idx,prompt,response,label,source,split train_spont_0,I just want to say if this does not work out I promise to to personally show up to each of your homes and apologize for my life not working out the way that it should.,"You know what, come tell us at the community pool.",1,spont,train train_spont_1,"Elizabeth, I warned you that this would happen. You didn't heed my advice.",Get closer. I can't hear you with our bellies touching. We're so far apart.,1,spont,train train_spont_2,Thanks Mrs. Kleinman.,"You're mom's awesome, Rob.",1,spont,train train_spont_3,"First we have to know, your marriage. Was it happy?","Yes, I loved my husband Frank. He was an ex-marine.",1,spont,train train_spont_4,"I'm terribly sorry, you're wearing a scarf wrapped around your head.",Yep. I'm a Muslim woman. Why would you think I was a man? What man is wearing a scarf wrapped around his head?,1,spont,train train_spont_5,That's right. Believe you can fly with your new wings.,"Oh, wow, I'm doing it. Bye!",1,spont,train train_spont_6,This isn't some Miracle on 34th Street bullshit. Do you have magical powers to make dreams come true or not?,"Karen, I do. I do have magical powers. I can do anything right now. Look, there's my thumb. There it's not.",1,spont,train train_spont_7,"I don't know how to read. I didn't want to tell you and I'm embarrassed about it. I don't know how to read, Daryl.",We've been married for ten years. When were you planning on telling me? Is that why we wrote our own vows and yours were so awkward?,1,spont,train train_spont_8,You guys aren't missing much. The apples aren't so great.,When you say that it makes me want to eat one.,1,spont,train train_spont_9,"Well, I'd like to think people know who I am. I do have a commercial out there.",Everyone loves that commercial.,1,spont,train train_spont_10,"Look, I'm trying to sell my body for money over here.","That's what I'm trying to do, but this is my here corner. ",1,spont,train train_spont_11,"I know, I just. You never called and I didn't want to assume.",You didn't have to assume anything. I said. I kissed you with my mouth. I knew what I was doing.,1,spont,train train_spont_12,"How're you doing, Mrs. Sinclair?","Well, I'm fine ever since you broke my daughter's heart and sent her down a trajectory of, well, you're looking at it.",1,spont,train train_spont_13,Ranch's father called him kid before he disappeared in a storm drain.,His father disappeared into a storm drain? That's the craziest thing I'v ever heard and I've seen some crazy things.,1,spont,train train_spont_14,Improving. We're improving this neighborhood. They'll be places for you to live.,Just stay on your side of the track. That's right. One day we're gonna have a house with a wall. Just you wait and see.,1,spont,train train_spont_15,"Arthur, the council has spoken, and you've been flushed.","Look, I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to win. I didn't win, and here's why: I'm better than everybody else, and they're all stupid people.",1,spont,train train_spont_16,"You're really staring deeply into my eyes right now, and I don't really know what to make of that.","Well, we're a very honest store with honest working people here, and we operate on that honesty first policy.",1,spont,train train_spont_17,"Hey, our boss was just here. Where did she go?",The fries are going to start burning again.,1,spont,train train_spont_18,"We should figure out what it is we want from my boss when we see him. Dorothy, what do you want?",I want a nice dog that doesn't follow me when I pee.,1,spont,train train_spont_19,He's telling stories over there. That's not even part of the miniature golf experience.,For free. And it's stories about the golf. It's stories about each hole.,1,spont,train train_spont_20,You just take one shoe off and then you put it on. Then you sing a song about it.,"A song? Fred, where do you get these funny ideas?",1,spont,train train_spont_21,"Daniel, I want a bottle of that barbecue sauce.","Well, let me get a spatula and my right arm. I'll get one filled up for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_22,"OK, it's the big day guys. Yorgy, how is the juggling coming along with Rubber Band?","He's a quick learner, papa.",1,spont,train train_spont_23,There's not an abundance of liquid here in Death Valley.,It's hard to be an alcoholic here.,1,spont,train train_spont_24,"We live in a place that's so interesting and strange that a raccoon stole my bicycle. I think that's proof positive, right now, that we live in a very special place that might have a diamond mine.","Yeah, and how would you explain a raccoon just getting up and riding a bike? Maybe Samantha and I should run away together and try to find the diamond mine.",1,spont,train train_spont_25,Yes. Welcome to DM Sliders. We're a family owned bike shop.,"OK, never mind. I'm just going to go. I'm having problems with my family, so when I hear the word ""family"" it kind of makes me not want to spend my money here.",1,spont,train train_spont_26,Welcome to our racially integrated Chinese restaurant. Would you like a hamburger chop suey?,"Uh, sure. Do you have something in a noodle to go with it?",1,spont,train train_spont_27,"God, it is filled with blood. And somehow it's overflowing.","And, I gotta say this again, I'm just a social media manager, but you pick up a lot about the fish stuff when you're, you know, managing these accounts. Some of this is manatee blood. Most of it, and this is gonna sound crazy but I promise you this is true. It's sea horse blood.",1,spont,train train_spont_28,Circuit City is almost out of business? Really? No one told me this. I just bought stock.,This is the last one. We applied and got jobs here.,1,spont,train train_spont_29,"Murnice, I'm ruining your grief with my sexcapades. You must have known Wrinkle Pants, as well.","He was an opening act for Streets. So, people got to laugh and then dance all in one night of entertainment.",1,spont,train train_spont_30,They certainly tried to. I could feel their greedy eyes all over me and my bag of money.,"Oh, yeah. They look like a rough bunch. Here, give them some cookies.",1,spont,train train_spont_31,I've already apologized vehemently about mispronouncing Heimlich.,A man died because you mispronounced the word. And yet other words you pronounce far too correctly. You see now why I cannot let you live?,1,spont,train train_spont_32,Do what I asked you to do. Change my flavor profile.,"Okay, first of all, you're human. Second of all, you want to add a waddle.",1,spont,train train_spont_33,There's another mysterious ingredient I cannot place.,Some people call it Dorito Dust!,1,spont,train train_spont_34,That guy is probably going to fix the broken tv later.,"Maybe. Or, maybe he'll make it into one of them fishtanks with the deadly eels. I heard it's complicated because you've got to de electrify them or people die doing that.",1,spont,train train_spont_35,You have a writer's tongue.,And you have a lover's tongue.,1,spont,train train_spont_36,That is refreshing. I feel much better now and am ready to go out on camera.,"See, now you look like a mime, just like me under the mask.",1,spont,train train_spont_37,I should probably get back home. You're saying this sex person cleared us out of all our rocking horse stock?,"Yeah, I just feel like we needed to conclude that part of the story.",1,spont,train train_spont_38,You ran full basketball plays on a plane?,Of course we did. It's a huge plane.,1,spont,train train_spont_39,"Look, I don't mean to seem crazy, okay? But shit comes alive in here at night. Who's to say at some point you weren't a crack rock in an envelope or a box that somebody mailed to somebody and you somehow got stuck as anthropomorphic crack rock.",I'd be lying if I said that hadn't crossed my mind at some point too. That you were a crack rock.,1,spont,train train_spont_40,"I hear that. There's some days where I can't even get out of bed in the morning and the thought of drinking my morning coffee makes me just want to rip and arm off, you know?","Maybe we should run you through the machine as well. That seems like potential depression, which we can see on an x-ray scan.",1,spont,train train_spont_41,"Sweetie, I know you're still a baby, and you might not be able to understand these concepts that we're trying to explain to you.",Of course he doesn't. He's just a dumb baby. Listen to him making those noises. He honestly thinks he's talking right now. That's terrible.,1,spont,train train_spont_42,This man is your half brother. You're in love with your half brother.,"Wow, that got worse than I thought it would get. Incestuous murder cannibalism.",1,spont,train train_spont_43,"Well, this child is now inflicted with a new disorder. It's traumatic soap opera amnesia. There's no cure.",This is so much worse than if he had no relationship with his father.,1,spont,train train_spont_44,"Sir, uh, my name is Tim. I'm with the park.",I can see your name tag.,1,spont,train train_spont_45,"I've already gotten started, hope that's OK.","Yes, uh, you didn't need to. The robe should be closed until I say it's time to disrobe, but. That's OK.",1,spont,train train_spont_46,Have you seen this gentlemen? Do you have any idea of his most recent whereabouts?,Pat? Last I heard he was running a jamon iberico shop in Madrid.,1,spont,train train_spont_47,Who the fuck are you? You've never spoken.,This is Steve. He's Steve Dons.,1,spont,train train_spont_48,"Shots on me, shots all around.","Thank you, Mr. Buffett. You're so generous.",1,spont,train train_spont_49,Everyone loves the pirate ship. It gives them that funny feeling in their stomach.,"Yeah, but they're basically just experiencing motion sickness. We need more.",1,spont,train train_spont_50,Excuse me I just got this note from the citezens they are mad that you guys have been hidden up in that tower forever.,"Oh they wrote it down did they, yeah look at that there it is in writing they are mad I guess that we should go apologize.",1,spont,train train_spont_51,"Can I say something? You know, I raised these concerns months ago when Mr. Mitierry himself kept talking about putting fluids that belong in automobiles into foodstuffs and everyone said I was crazy.","Well, fortunately, some saner heads prevailed. It's coincidental, madam, that your theory worked out, but, you know, let's let the board run the company, all right? It's not up to one, uh, hard-headed democracy-breaker.",1,spont,train train_spont_52,"Dad, she's paying for a bike it diamonds? I mean, first of all, can we make change and, secondly, if we can't we're rich.","I don't need change. I have my dad's love, and I found it in this bike shop. I don't really care as long as I have a bike.",1,spont,train train_spont_53,Someone give her the Heimlich.,I don't know what that is. It sounds like ghost-doctor foolishness.,1,spont,train train_spont_54,"Could you go into the netherworld and find me Ian Curtis and Jim Neighbors? And by the way, there's a chance they might be together, I suppose.","Look, I know those guys well from the Playboy Mansion. So I suppose I could.",1,spont,train train_spont_55,What's the lady's function here?,"Every time you talk about me, I hear you.",1,spont,train train_spont_56,Do you want to take a cab to my place now? I'm sorry I didn't laugh at that last joke.,"Yeah, sure. Your place is so close to my place.",1,spont,train train_spont_57,"You like concerts in general, but mainly Phish concerts, right?","I mean, Phish has like, become a lifestyle for me. But I do go to a lot of other concerts. Sometimes I wonder if Phish knew I was going to a bunch of other concerts, and not exclusively Phish concerts, would they get jealous?",1,spont,train train_spont_58,"You have other books other than self help books here at Barnes and Noble, right?","Yeah, but when people come in they always seem to want those, so that's what I assumed with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_59,Mostly I've been engaging in impromptu businesses.,OK. What are you doing right now?,1,spont,train train_spont_60,"Sorry, I just had an emergency at work.","Well, that sucked. You walked out and left and your wife hasn't come down yet. We've been standing on the front porch the whole time.",1,spont,train train_spont_61,I'm going to die it's so hot up here.,Jasper go get your Grandfather a cold wash cloth He's hot up there.,1,spont,train train_spont_62,"Are you a fast reader, Iris?",I'm super fast. It's one of my super human skills.,1,spont,train train_spont_63,"I believe you, dad. This is what mom would want.",We're your only five children.,1,spont,train train_spont_64,"Ranch, I feel like this soul quest is really about you. Now that you've given me your seed, maybe my purpose here is done.",I wish I could. This place is like a rat's nest.,1,spont,train train_spont_65,What if I didn't press the button?,"Well you pressed it, you said you pressed it. What is it, a switch?",1,spont,train train_spont_66,"Honey, can I just ask you, and I don't want to distract you - I am naked and freezing, can I use your shirt to dry off? I don't have a towel.","Oh, yeah. I mean, it just a button up singlet, but go ahead.",1,spont,train train_spont_67,"Alright guys, time's almost up. I've gotten the red light.",Time is not even real. It's a flat circle or whatever.,1,spont,train train_spont_68,"A lot of information comes acorss my desk at the back and I know about your new idea, the rutabaga farm.","I tell you what, Anus. I will give you 10% of our earnings in exchange for a savage beating.",1,spont,train train_spont_69,"I knew your mom, Sally. We were classmates and I knew you when you were a little girl.","I'm sorry to say that she passed away, just months ago. She held on for years.",1,spont,train train_spont_70,Do you hear? The song is giving you your new name.,I heard it. We both heard it. It's Teetle-D.,1,spont,train train_spont_71,You shouldn't leave egg salad in your car.,"Well I thought this was going to be bing, bang, boom. Not dangerous to leave it there for ten minutes.",1,spont,train train_spont_72,"I'm thinking about starting some sort of divorce business. While I don't have a law degree or any capability or really any knowledge of how marriage works, I do feel that people have the right to be divorced.","In America, you can be whatever you want. Dream big!",1,spont,train train_spont_73,My wife is very psychic.,"It is true, yeah. In fact, all the women in my family, we have, um, abilities.",1,spont,train train_spont_74,"Oh, man! My back is killing me from that cross country drive. Hey, is this a food stand?",That's right. It's concession. Do you need concession?,1,spont,train train_spont_75,You're in the King's entourage?,You're his girlfriend and you didn't know?,1,spont,train train_spont_76,"But you can tell who's who because they're missing the opposite arm. So you gotta just know that, each one missing the opposite arm.",You're smart. You can't get nothing past Pete.,1,spont,train train_spont_77,Are you sure you don't want one. The blue kid looks good.,"I don't think that's an option anymore. It looks like the blue one kicked the bucket, look.",1,spont,train train_spont_78,Don't climb too fast.,I'm getting light headed.,1,spont,train train_spont_79,I hate Paul's intros. He's the worst at intros.,"It's his favorite part, unfortunately. He makes a deal of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_80,My name is Dark Crystal. It's time for you to take your fifteen minute break.,"Dark Crystal, I can't believe you woke up.",1,spont,train train_spont_81,When did everybody start taking their clothes off around here?,"Well, ever since the first lady of the town decreed it, Mr. Mayor. You should know.",1,spont,train train_spont_82,"After going to Whole Foods 365 and striking out, I thought Coachella would be a sure thing.","I know, 365 was just full of hot moms. What were we thinking about going there for love?",1,spont,train train_spont_83,"Dr. Phil, we were able to pull you from your automobile in the Eudora Lake. Thank God that the snacks were in there. The air was trapped into the snack packets and gave you enough oxygen until emergency vehicles got there.","If you hadn't breathed into those bags of cookies, you may have died.",1,spont,train train_spont_84,"I wanted to give you some of this drink I made you. It's a milkshake, your favorite.",Is it vanilla? Please be vanilla.,1,spont,train train_spont_85,I have to tell my son something before he goes away. How do you tell your son?,I sit him down because I'm usually sitting down and I like to look him in the eye. I tell him what I need to tell him and then I give him a riding mower.,1,spont,train train_spont_86,You're a loud mouth and I'm going to put you in the section of the extras that stand outside the park.,"Oh, no! My Mom's on that ride! It's falling!",1,spont,train train_spont_87,"Mitch, what happened to you? You're not talking like yourself.","Look, I'm not feeling like myself. Feeling all sweaty and dehydrated. I think it was the olive oil I drank. Mixed with the saltwater.",1,spont,train train_spont_88,"For a moment, I thought you said shark deafness.","Oh, I can hear sharks constantly. There's one just off the starboard bow, right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_89,One of your friends was just one of those trays that hold silverware.,"Yeah. And I was just, like, the house crack rock.",1,spont,train train_spont_90,You're in love with him. You gotta go to him. He made it clear he's never coming back here.,I don't know where he is. He's a wandering man. You think I gotta go follow in the shadow-y mysterious footsteps of Trumpet Davis?,1,spont,train train_spont_91,"Everything. I'm hungry. I need shelter. I need you to love me. Such a needy child she was. But then everything changed when you had a miracle baby, miracle Yorgy.",Yorgy could walk so early. He does his own laundry.,1,spont,train train_spont_92,"Yes, please, give my friend Charles a carton of cigarettes.","And uh, what about me, James Colburn?",1,spont,train train_spont_93,"Oh my god classic bulge stuff, where did you get it?","I've been collecting since Bulgeman first came out, look, I have a first edition pants stuffer right here!",1,spont,train train_spont_94,"It's almost like one of them, uh, putting greens a guy has in his office.?","It's pretty much lying on the ground, right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_95,You know Cedric? Who are the degrees of separation?,"Well, let's see. I'm the first. Then, there's Dame Judy Dench.",1,spont,train train_spont_96,"So, then I might expect a bunch of eyeball juice to come out.","It'll all squirt out on you, and then you'll have to round up your party of rangers, maybe an elf or the demon queen of elves.",1,spont,train train_spont_97,I can't wait to meet Troy's family at the wedding.,"You're going to love them. You know, they own a gel plant over in Ohio.",1,spont,train train_spont_98,"Yeah, if I'm big again, nobody wants me as a nurse.",What happened when you were big that no one wanted you to be a nurse?,1,spont,train train_spont_99,"Well, let me just rip off one of these plastic tubes we use to shove the mail up the vacuum system and we got our own little crack pipe.",This is a thick crack pipe.,1,spont,train train_spont_100,"I'm glad you came into my office today, young man. Look around you. Everything that's in here, I purchased.",Wow! You own everything in this office? ,1,spont,train train_spont_101,I sort of recall that name Old Whale Lake. Is that where we are now?,"Yeah, I chose a boating whale tour on a lake because I was informed that it was the safe choice. ",1,spont,train train_spont_102,I'm a nurse. That doctor over there has no one to help him.,We have a nurse. He doesn't. He's alone. He's a sad man by himself in the street.,1,spont,train train_spont_103,"Rodney, how close of a cousin are you to Rosie O'Donnell?","Um, what it's like when your cousin married her cousin but then there was a divorce? Distant cousins, then, probably is a good enough answer.",1,spont,train train_spont_104,I feel like I hear something new in it every time.,I agree! Like this time I realized that the kid was blue because his o2 sauration was low! I never realized that before.,1,spont,train train_spont_105,Riverboat gambling games are happening right now.,"Now, Miss Sapsworth, before you put your money down, just remember that you should, you know, keep things in an order. You shouldn't just put your cards all out on the table.",1,spont,train train_spont_106,"Mr. Madison, it's not like you to come to the garden after a performance.","Wasn't Adele wonderful? What I was awake for was wonderful. You know, I can't stay awake as long as I used to.",1,spont,train train_spont_107,"Linda, how long has it been since I've laid eyes upon you?",Your real eyes or your ghost eyes? Because they're still on me.,1,spont,train train_spont_108,"My wondrous machine is, of course, connected to the world wide web. That's how come I know, from space, New Zealand looks like a couple of elegant strips of bacon just lying next to each other on a plate.","Not like that cumbersome circle of Australia, father.",1,spont,train train_spont_109,I thought you were going to get that trap door put in your skull?,I had to either get the dogs neutered or a trap door put in. We already have 30 dogs. I'm overwhelmed with dogs.,1,spont,train train_spont_110,"Originally, it was like, a solidarity thing. You were like ""If you're going to be in a wheelchair, I'm going to be in one."" That was, I think maybe, interpreted as the wrong message.","I know. I thought I was putting her on equal ground. Everyone treats someone in a wheelchair like you gotta treat them differently. It was like ""hey, it's fine.""",1,spont,train train_spont_111,"Tracy, what are you doing after graduation, after we leave here?","I mean, I'm definitely going to go to South Beach, I guess. That's where the work is.",1,spont,train train_spont_112,"I guess post 9-11, I just do what I'm told at an airport.",That's true. It's a federal offense to not comply with uniformed personnel. ,1,spont,train train_spont_113,"Well, Madeline, do you think it's time that these children know the truth?",I think maybe it is. It's such a romantic story.,1,spont,train train_spont_114,Objection! I'd like to object using the same case Tim just cited.,I feel like we're going to lose because he got Barack Obama as his lawyer.,1,spont,train train_spont_115,You ate my squirrel brains.,I didn't want to. My parents made me do it.,1,spont,train train_spont_116,Are you going to look at it? That might be the ringer. It might be notifying you that you're getting an incoming call.,"But it's playing a song, I thought phones were like ""ring ring ring?""",1,spont,train train_spont_117,"Valarie, you're spending too much time with the customers. I need you to hit those tables you can't stay at one table forever.",I want to tell somebody my van story. I've heard it makes people hungry.,1,spont,train train_spont_118,What about your lemonade? You haven't gotten your lemonade yet.,"I'm getting very, very impatient. But respectfully so.",1,spont,train train_spont_119,"You look like a bionic person, but you don't have no skills.",And where are your boobs?,1,spont,train train_spont_120,The Ouija board is moving!,"You saying ""craisins"" made it move.",1,spont,train train_spont_121,"First of all, Merilyn is a woman, Tim. And yes, I think maybe the three of us could be the collective man in Merilyn's life.","That's what it would take for a woman like you, who looks like an angel with her wings cut off.",1,spont,train train_spont_122,"Yeah, I mean it smells bad, I guess in a good way. My eyes are burning.",There is something pleasant about it.,1,spont,train train_spont_123,One thousand francs for one thousand Pepsis? In Brussels they're 25p.,"Well then go back to Brussels, ya Brussel Sprout head.",1,spont,train train_spont_124,"Casey, what if I told you there was a door that leads to a magical land and you could take my place there? It would be like the parent trap, except we're not related and our parents don't know each other.",That sounds kind of fun. We do kind of look alike.,1,spont,train train_spont_125,"Eleanor, are you doing some kind of voo doo act?",You know I put those days behind me when you said a woman belongs along side a man's reconstruction business.,1,spont,train train_spont_126,I'll have to check that show out on Netflix. It's probably there.,It's probably one of those shows they never remove from Netflix. It never goes in the vault.,1,spont,train train_spont_127,Downy's famous Seacrest Bank was just recently bought by a conglomerate. Do you work for that conglomerate?,I actually sold to the conglomerate. I did pretty good by selling off to Wachovia.,1,spont,train train_spont_128,"Yeah, you're right about that. Maybe we should ban together and create some kind of union or something.",You mean like a super group?,1,spont,train train_spont_129,I thought you said the dummies require a hand inside of them in order to talk?,It does. He's actually talking on his own. I've never seen anything like it.,1,spont,train train_spont_130,"Listen, I just feel like us being the only two black kids at this school, I think it's wrong that we're the only ones required to take this class.",You know what? I have to say that I agree. It's not right.,1,spont,train train_spont_131,"Lou, don't give Ryan the impression that you're a blue-collared guy. We're white collar guys.",I have a riding tractor at my house.,1,spont,train train_spont_132,"Okay, well, I mean, he's a trusted brand name, and Twinkie is nothing to sneeze at.","No, and we might get on television.",1,spont,train train_spont_133,"I'm so worried about him, you know how he disappears.",Yeah he's a wizard you know. I heard he went to Hogwarts!,1,spont,train train_spont_134,I figured you have a meeting or some sort of job.,I test out the designer suits to see if they'll stand up under normal conditions.,1,spont,train train_spont_135,"Kurt, please call me Dr. Fortuna.",I'm almost 7. I feel like I'm pretty mature for my age though.,1,spont,train train_spont_136,Should I ask what you're going to do?,We're going to kill them with this bone saw.,1,spont,train train_spont_137,Your father sounds like an interesting man.,He also owns one record label. Hew owns Emoch. It's mostly hate jazz.,1,spont,train train_spont_138,Get off my bus.,"Oh, Neal, it's OK. Your exorcists are here to un-haunt your bus.",1,spont,train train_spont_139,I guess we better get out on stage.,"Yeah, we'll see how well Tony plays when he's sucking off a meatball sub.",1,spont,train train_spont_140,"My Lord, I was thinking of also getting the Rachel haircut.",I can't control what you want to do with your hair.,1,spont,train train_spont_141,"Baby, they want the blazer back.","Yeah, give them the blazer. We already decided this in America.",1,spont,train train_spont_142,"I'm not pointing fingers, that's for sure. I'm not. I'm only looking at one person though.","Right, and that's just to confirm we both don't know who fell asleep on stage.",1,spont,train train_spont_143,"Oh, my God! The knife is three times the size of Putio.","That's right, but it's lighter than a feather. ",1,spont,train train_spont_144,"What do you mean, you're leaving Van Nuys?","Well, I just sound too fancy to live here.",1,spont,train train_spont_145,"All right, here we go. A couple of drinks. Here's a reindeer martini for you and some drinking water.","Wow, thirty olives.",1,spont,train train_spont_146,"I'm not worried. Based on what you're describing, you go do whatever you need to do at the convention with your little crab costume. Our marriage is going to be fine.","Okay, because I'm planning on getting tons of hygienist tail this week.",1,spont,train train_spont_147,I have one more quick question. Are we totally sure that there isn't going to be extra security protecting the Hazel Diamond?,"Listen, the Hazel Diamond is only the 5th most famous diamond in the world. They're not going to bring out the big guns for this.",1,spont,train train_spont_148,"Despite loving you, Bernice, I think you should be with the king.","Thank you, Turtle. Thank you for setting me free.",1,spont,train train_spont_149,"So, you're doing an interrogation here?","Against National Lampoon's, yes.",1,spont,train train_spont_150,"Excuse me, miss. I'm not done looking at the menu. I don't like being rushed. I'm trying to read the menu. I will request service when I need service. Thank you very much.","Ow, you're grating me with your fork.",1,spont,train train_spont_151,"Mrs. White, you're like Mary Poppins. I wish you were my mom. Let's run away together.",You shouldn't wish for such things. You have a mother and a father who love you.,1,spont,train train_spont_152,"There's a whole section about leaving the toilet seat up, but I'm not sure why.","That's the riddle. When you're able to answer that riddle, the bathroom door will unlock, and you'll be free.",1,spont,train train_spont_153,"Donny, you've been putting the laptops in the wrong location in the parking garage.","Oh, I've been such a dumb ass.",1,spont,train train_spont_154,"Mauricia, he's gone. It's like you two were never married.",I have never felt so lonely.,1,spont,train train_spont_155,"You know, Ludmilla, I feel like this hot dog stand is maybe not the best location at the back of the theme park.","Don't worry, Yourpantsflat, because I have another idea. Even better! And Goofy, you could just put that Gatorade right where the sun is not shining!",1,spont,train train_spont_156,You guys want a couple bites of some peanut brothers over here?,I wouldn't say no to a peanut brother.,1,spont,train train_spont_157,"But, like, in all honesty, I don't want to point fingers, but, you're working at a Dennys, so that's kind of a step down from me in my situation. I still got it!","Wait a minute, I just remembered I work at a Dennys, too. That's a double burn.",1,spont,train train_spont_158,So where did we land about the group therapy idea? I think we should do it.,"Me too, Pierre.",1,spont,train train_spont_159,"Hey, uh, anytime you want to start moving here.","Oh, sorry, we just got deep in conversation.",1,spont,train train_spont_160,You're waiting for a package but you're about to leave town?,"I just figured, you know, am I going to spend my whole life waiting for this FedEx package? Maybe I should go and find it.",1,spont,train train_spont_161,Are you sure we can stay for this? I know I've got some white people in my family somewhere.,"You're taking the extra class though, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_162,I just want to let you know that Roberto soul was pure soul. He was an amazing man and he helped others.,"Jeanine, this is no time for a eulogy. A man has died.",1,spont,train train_spont_163,"King, you're not going to be in love with me because I currently beat my wife?",It's not points in your favor is what I'm saying.,1,spont,train train_spont_164,"Miles' latest stepmother is met with yet another unseemly demise, and I find myself quite alone and rich and famous and the tree-murdering magnet.","I'm going through a bit of the same myself, now. My recent betrothed died of a wheat blight and he caught it and just sort of wasted away in a sort of way.",1,spont,train train_spont_165,Napkins. We started to charge because everybody wants to take them.,"It's pretty much all people want is napkins, so we charge them a nickel a napkin.",1,spont,train train_spont_166,Hi President of the High Council. Did you hear me say that you can go penetrate yourself?,"Yeah, my ears and antennae. were burning.",1,spont,train train_spont_167,I thought you were a Thompson?,That's the name of the tour company.,1,spont,train train_spont_168,"Yeah, you're allowed to touch the sprinkles.","On one hand, I really do want to touch the sprinkles, but, I mean, it isn't cool for us to just stick our hands in the food.",1,spont,train train_spont_169,"This kid, he's like a child. He's like 13 years old. Teaching him to break into homes is not a good idea.","He's 13 years old, but he looks like he's 18 years old.",1,spont,train train_spont_170,Guys we did it! We're number 1 on the craft fair charts!,OK. I'm out. You guys are on your own.,1,spont,train train_spont_171,"You can't make money unless you're really making money. That's the point of business, right sweetheart?",That's right. Your money has to be working for you at all times.,1,spont,train train_spont_172,"Hey, that's our father you're talking about.","I know, but why doesn't he have a regular job? He wears that frilly apron around the house like a real Mr. Mom.",1,spont,train train_spont_173,I'm here with my Red Hat society. I can't find my group and it's been a week.,There's just something about this place. No one seems to be able to get out.,1,spont,train train_spont_174,"Honey, I'm concerned about your heart health.","Alright, I love you. We've been married for quite some time and you're the most important person in the world to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_175,"How about we start selling a bead? Like a clunky, awkward, large bead? We can make them sort of like charm bracelets.","We should take the name from a magical creature, like one that's know for not wanting to give stuff away.",1,spont,train train_spont_176,"Tom, I'm allergic to puppies.","Yeah, look at him. He's breaking out in hives and sneezing all over the place.",1,spont,train train_spont_177,"Michael and Gayle, it seems like you two have quite a history together. Now, how long has this been going on?","OK. Look, Michael and I went to the Grand Canyon a couple years ago. It was a nice weekend away.",1,spont,train train_spont_178,We keep having these meetings during business hours.,You're the worst manager ever.,1,spont,train train_spont_179,"I don't know if you fuck with him. He's got a steel eye, girl.","Yeah, it's a steel mono-eye. It's from an accident.",1,spont,train train_spont_180,"I'm starting to feel that we shouldn't have spent our Christmas Eve looking at a place we're going to be turning into something else, at the expense of others.","You know what, sweetheart? You're right. We should have just come back when it was a Wal-mart.",1,spont,train train_spont_181,"Charlie, you kind of zoned out there for a little bit. What's going on?","Sorry, just a flashback to the early 90's. I got an assignment from my boss, Bill Clinton.",1,spont,train train_spont_182,"We don't even know Cedric yet, but we'll get him.","Well, there's a few degrees of seperation, but I could probably get you in touch with Cedric.",1,spont,train train_spont_183,"Oh no, please keep your beak away from me, you monster.",You're lucky I'm not a squid there. Even smarter than octopuses.,1,spont,train train_spont_184,They said the train is cancelled. I don't know why I'm still here.,"I'm so glad, baby doll. Please come home. I'm so sorry about everything. I don't want you to start a new life. Please don't leave your old life with your family who loves you.",1,spont,train train_spont_185,"Lisa, guess what? You graduated. I'm skipping you ahead.","Oh, our mother coughs up blood. Can we get passed too? She's sick.",1,spont,train train_spont_186,"Well, I have a weird job. Parents hire me to hide in their kids' closets on the off chance on the off chance that the kids will wake up in the middle of the night and back into the closet. I'll grab them, and it's used as a tool to teach kids to keep their rooms tidy.","Wow, I never realized there was a market for something like hiding in kids' closets to scare them into keeping their rooms clean.",1,spont,train train_spont_187,The internet is great. You can watch Nightmare on Elm Street anytime you want.,You can even meet up with people who don't wear pants.,1,spont,train train_spont_188,"The timing of this seems a little weird, that you want me to do this now.","Cards on the table. I worry, because of my secret love for Meredith, that she's mixed up with a bad guy who is also Janice's husband perhaps. Or at the very least her baby daddy. So I want to expose this Jonathan.",1,spont,train train_spont_189,I'm currently married three times.,And you've ranked your wives I see.,1,spont,train train_spont_190,I'd like to welcome a newcomer. He used to be an artist of the arts and now he's an artist of the word.,"Hooray! This better rhyme, meat!",1,spont,train train_spont_191,"Wait, the molecules are that long? How long is the actual dust itself, that's visible to the eye.","I don't know feet, I don't know meters. I would say a snake's length. But it's just dust. Not a snake.",1,spont,train train_spont_192,"Talking is my right. You need to take a step back, sir. I'm talking to my husband and I'm letting him go be with another woman. I think this takes precedence over your life dream.",I understand. I let my son go find his true love at the Grand Ole Opry so many years ago.,1,spont,train train_spont_193,"Yeah, I forgot my umbrella.","I forgot mine, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_194,It's time that we started ating like dueling presidents let roll out the maple syrup act of 2020.,"Oh yeah the one that outlaws any and all fake maple syrup and makes it punishable by death to consume, good idea.",1,spont,train train_spont_195,I was watching Lavar Burton.,You know how I feel about Lavar. I love him. I'm very proud of you.,1,spont,train train_spont_196,"OK, I'm sorry I'm not into all the stuff that you're into.","Well, you never took any interest in my interests did you? You know I had a weekly video game playing group and you never even showed up once.",1,spont,train train_spont_197,"I'm here as your lawyer. I am also a vampire. And people don't believe that I can do both, but I can do both.","Since you brought that up, it sounds like you're insecure about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_198,What about if we're just coming into the football game for concessions?,"Yeah, this my husband and I's favorite restaurants.",1,spont,train train_spont_199,"Well, yes, but they see me as something of a leader, and if the loggers are to succeed in this town, why we must band together.",Band together? I'll tell you what I'll band together. All the crows that talk to me in my dreams.,1,spont,train train_spont_200,What are you kids doing here in my barn?,We were just trying to do dangerous sexy times.,1,spont,train train_spont_201,"See, Arlene? That's why I don't talk to you like that because I'm afraid I'll scare our son.","Oh, Dad. Even that wasn't great.",1,spont,train train_spont_202,Do you believe you're going to jail? Because you're going to jail.,"That's what you say, but I believe jail doesn't exist, therefore I'm not scared.",1,spont,train train_spont_203,So you want obstacles to piloting the ship?,"Yeah, and more buttons and switches than we possibly could need.",1,spont,train train_spont_204,"You know, I'm going to call you Swoop.","Alright, well that's better than Jim or whatever your name. is.",1,spont,train train_spont_205,You're just going to let us float down the river to our deaths? You said we were leaving Baltimore to find something!,We left Baltimore to find something new. Maybe that new thing is death. Do you want to give it a try with me?,1,spont,train train_spont_206,We'll make a solemn promise. This does not leave this cold storage.?,We'll cut our long thumbs off before we tell anyone.,1,spont,train train_spont_207,Shoe I got a shoe over here a shoe for sale.,Where'd you get a shoe I bet you got it from your grandpa's closet.,1,spont,train train_spont_208,"Now look, Doreen. When you list the materials for the business cards, say ""flesh"" pretty quick and pretty casual. The people that want those will hear it if you say it that way.",Alright. Is it like when the Native Americans couldn't see the ships because they had a blindness because they hadn't seen ships before?,1,spont,train train_spont_209,I see a black man in his mid- fifties taking a walk with a cockroach.,They're in step. This is a choice for the cockroach.,1,spont,train train_spont_210,"Look you guys, I feel like this is what she wants.","Oh my god, you're right she's trying to divide us!",1,spont,train train_spont_211,"It is with great sadness that I take this mound of dirt and bury my dog underneath it. Oh, my God. He's moving.",The dirt brought him back to life?,1,spont,train train_spont_212,"He's been living with me about for months now, and I don't mind it. I'm happy to have the company.","Well, Del, but you're a very generous person and that's one of the reasons I love having you in class.",1,spont,train train_spont_213,"Gwyneth, you're daydreaming again. Would you like to share with the rest of the class what you're thinking about, in detail?","I was thinking about bludgeoning each and every one of you with a mace, you know it has the spikes? It's like a club with spikes. You just hit someone 'til they're a pulp.",1,spont,train train_spont_214,"Stop chewing on the table, lady.",OK. Is it not a good thing to chew on the table? Do you want a taste?,1,spont,train train_spont_215,I'm looking for something to kind of present a gravitas. Something so when people listen to me they believe what I say before I say it.,We have an array of Kathy Ireland glasses. She's one of the wealthiest supermodels to ever exist.,1,spont,train train_spont_216,"Getting a job here is pretty simple. Accept minimum wage. Make sandwiches. Don't steal, and you know, don't shop up nude - which you clearly are.","Oh, sorry. I was just warm and all my clothes were wet.",1,spont,train train_spont_217,Why are so many people at Quiznos today?,"They're hungry and they want their subs, and they want them now.",1,spont,train train_spont_218,"I thought that instead of talking when you're giving directions, you sing. We are backstage at the Grand Ole Opry.",That's true. I never get to sing on stage because of my horrendous voice.,1,spont,train train_spont_219,I've given you everything. Lemonade. I make people rent a movie that you alone get to watch.,"But I have no choice, so that's not really nice.",1,spont,train train_spont_220,I have a cold.,"Oh, here, let me give you this Theraflu bottle.",1,spont,train train_spont_221,"You were a year ahead of all of us. So you shouldn't be here, then.","Yeah, but you know, I go where the wind blows, so.",1,spont,train train_spont_222,I'm pretty sure some people agree with me. I've heard people say the same.,"You're saying you've heard people say the exact same thing - ""that water fountain looks like it's going to turn into a spider monkey?""",1,spont,train train_spont_223,Did you say Paul or Paulie?,"See, that's it. I never say it the same way twice.",1,spont,train train_spont_224,"Darling, are you alive in the Port-o-Potty?",I am. I'm just not interested in talking about the movie Dave with you.,1,spont,train train_spont_225,I'll open up these peach cans with my gun.,You're wasting the peaches and bullets.,1,spont,train train_spont_226,"I've seen an inception. I haven't seen an interstellar, so I don't fully get your reference, Mr. Brown.","It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future.",1,spont,train train_spont_227,We've got someone over here who wants two towels.,"Two towels? Well, there's no rule against it, necessarily. Honestly, we've never really had anybody ask for two towels.",1,spont,train train_spont_228,"Mom, it makes sense for you to have an affair, since you married a man that you don't know.","Yeah, we support that. It's time to be honest with us.",1,spont,train train_spont_229,"So, you've come up north to do some business.","I'm going to do some damage, destroy neighborhoods, that's the plan.",1,spont,train train_spont_230,"I'm behind you, Mr. Kubrick. I'll do a billion takes if you want. I want to get this right.","The good news is that we can have you play all the parts. The face shield is going to be down. So, no one is going to know that it's you.",1,spont,train train_spont_231,"You're going to wind up just like that George Burman, losing his job just 'cause he said n-word.","It's no big deal, we all say it from time to time.",1,spont,train train_spont_232,Really? I can hold people's problems and not let 'em get out.,"I don't know that's what a therapist does. That sounds like a bad description of a therapist. But, I mean, you can do whatever you want.",1,spont,train train_spont_233,"I'm sorry, I've been in line behind him. Is there no way that I could get these videos?",We have a sitter. The kids are at another house so we can watch a movie at home in peace.,1,spont,train train_spont_234,Your machine seems to be making reference to you as though you're a father.,"Yes, and I tell you, there's something might strange about that. I did not program that into the artificial intelligence.",1,spont,train train_spont_235,Are your wild animals in your car right now? They're going to chew through the leather.,I work too damn hard for the car that I have. I do not have time for no coyote to be eating my material.,1,spont,train train_spont_236,I'm just a tiny little morbidly obese guy.,You don't belong here in this purse. You need to find somewhere else to go.,1,spont,train train_spont_237,"You know, I called Build-A-Bear and they said that you were not at work, nor have you been at work for the last two weeks. Now I'm just wondering, what in the heck are you doing with your days?","I am walking the streets, making sure that people understand that all is not as it seems.",1,spont,train train_spont_238,Go ahead. Give me your best shot.,"You know what, this time I'm going to go for the funny bone. It's a little bit of a more sensitive spot.",1,spont,train train_spont_239,"I could just spit on this pigeon's face right now! Oh, you little flying bird!","Now, now. We're all full of rage, of course, because of our stupid parents, and because life sucks, but let's not take it out on the pigeon.",1,spont,train train_spont_240,"Hey, Lacey. Remember the last time we picked up a hitchhiker? Trouble.","Oh, yeah, one of our friends was murdered. We probably really shouldn't help you out, it's dangerous for us.",1,spont,train train_spont_241,Where did you get that dry erase board? I've been looking for one of those for weeks.,I got it at the Container Store! I just go inside that place and get lost in the aisles of all the arts and crafts products.,1,spont,train train_spont_242,Good job with those ants.,"Oh, I didn't mean to kill them.",1,spont,train train_spont_243,"Sitter, would you like to audition for the haunted hayride? I think you're perfect.",Excuse me. I brought the sitter and she's part of me.,1,spont,train train_spont_244,I'd love to just skedaddle out of here if that's all right with you.,"It's not usually what we do, but if it's just glasses, you are free to go.",1,spont,train train_spont_245,Everyone must like it in order for David to graduate.,I heard they're going to have those little presidential debate meters as they watch it.,1,spont,train train_spont_246,"Veronica, do you have quarters?","C'mon, there must be some old coins in that pile of bricka brack you got in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_247,"Yeah, but Kiera became Cara and Andrea became Andraya. They can do it, those losers, I can, too.","I know. I think that played more on people's fear of being impolite, but Megan, can I tell you what I've about making people like you? You've got to do it. You've got to do it, no matter what the cost. ",1,spont,train train_spont_248,A show hasn't been done here in I'd say 50 years. You'd like to take a look inside?,"Yeah, I'm thinking about buying this place, tearing it down and putting a Circuit City here.",1,spont,train train_spont_249,I'll take some island coffee.,"OK, we can boil these rocks to make it. Anybody got a lighter?",1,spont,train train_spont_250,"It was Tim's cookie, but I asked if I could have it. He said yes and relinquished his rights to the cookie.",I'm sorry gentlemen. This has to go in front of the fortune cookie commission.,1,spont,train train_spont_251,Perhaps one day the story of our little show will become a movie.,Then we'll really make it in Hollywood. We'll be famous stars.,1,spont,train train_spont_252,You wanted all you can eat.,"Yeah, I know, but I didn't think it would follow me around my whole life.",1,spont,train train_spont_253,I was looking for some lodging in your wonderful logging town.,"Well, the inn's closed for the night, but why don't you come stay with me? Always happy to have a logger in from another land to stay in my home and share in my hearth.",1,spont,train train_spont_254,"Joshua, you're still young. 90 is the new 70.","That's right. I'm just going to travel the world. It will be me and my old friend, the monkey paw that killed my wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_255,The shoes are extraordinarily light.,"It's extraordinary. For you to wear those it seems like your foot would have to be right there. Just right in front of me. Or does your foot or your body weigh it down? Okay, I get it.",1,spont,train train_spont_256,"We're opening a booth right here at the fair. Every single year, people are going to have crushed up ramen in a paper bag.",Do you need someone to work that booth? We'd sure be honored to do it.,1,spont,train train_spont_257,"Lisa, what do you not understand about ""I'm going to be hungover for the school year?""","Yeah but I was just wondering if you could, like, maybe write a letter to my dad just saying that I turned in all my work and that I'm probably the smartest girl in the class.",1,spont,train train_spont_258,That guy's horrible.,He's the worst. Why does he put the helmet on if he's just going to take it off to talk to people?,1,spont,train train_spont_259,He's one of those foreign cheeky guys.,"I'm very cheeky, literally. Look at my butt.",1,spont,train train_spont_260,"When I'm at the gym, I get told to clean up the statues and fluff the roses.","Well, it's part of the job. You think I don't love you? I'm your father.",1,spont,train train_spont_261,That's pretty unique lighting you have for a lounge chair.,"Oh, I just like to do little shows for my husband. It's none of your business but, I like to stand under a real spotlight and put on a little show. I sing songs. I do karaoke.",1,spont,train train_spont_262,You can't find your yogurt? Why wouldn't you check in the fridge first?,Because sometimes I keep it under the bed.,1,spont,train train_spont_263,All right. I guess one of us should go back out there.,Okay. You can go.,1,spont,train train_spont_264,"So, you're not the baby man? You're just a third brother?",People can have more than one brother.,1,spont,train train_spont_265,You missed your calling. You're really terrible as a logger. You cut your own arm off. You should have been a singer. ,It was my fault for wearing that brown shirt.,1,spont,train train_spont_266,"Tom, we've been through so much. How do we know that it's not just going to fall to the wayside once we get together?","Meredith, there's no guarantee that we won't end up in a loveless marriage like I'm already in right now. But isn't it worth taking the chance for at least a fun wedding?",1,spont,train train_spont_267,Is it true that you ran the most marathons ever? That's what you told everyone at school.,He's got a pretty weird body type for a marathon runner.,1,spont,train train_spont_268,Garmonson is where they make Garmons.,"They're never lost in that town, that's for darn sure.",1,spont,train train_spont_269,It's in honor of the great Minnie Pearl. That was her thing. She wore a hat with a price tag on it.,Oh yeah. I'm so stupid. I don't know why I said I didn't know that.,1,spont,train train_spont_270,"We used to call my great aunt Nancy. She used to be Nanny, but she gave that spelling up when she got married.","Oh, that's understandable. A lot of people are doing that now. It's the newest trend.",1,spont,train train_spont_271,"Terry, what's wrong? It's not my cooking is it?",I think I'm going to die.,1,spont,train train_spont_272,We like the women around here dressed in real baggy stuff.,I noticed that. I'm so sorry. I didn't realize the dress code was as such.,1,spont,train train_spont_273,"Mr Powellmore? What if I finish it early and I turn it in tomorrow? I mean, is there any way I can get my grades early? 'Cause my dad really wants to see like, that I'm working hard and that I'm putting the time in.","Lisa, what do you not understand about ""I'm going to be hungover for the school year?""",1,spont,train train_spont_274,Press a button that's an earth tone. I know that because I'm an autumn.,"Oh great, it looks like it's working.",1,spont,train train_spont_275,"Everybody, just remember, don't touch the ghouls. The ghouls can't touch you. You can't touch me.",She's touching your shoulder and you can't do anything about it.,1,spont,train train_spont_276,"Yeah, my daughter, I sent her out for some beer and I think she might have come here. Do you know if she came around here? She hasn't come back with my beer and I'm getting worried.",She was here. She seemed to be scared of you. They took off to a magical cave. The mystic cave.,1,spont,train train_spont_277,"If there's anyone here that who knows of any impediment to Evelyn Orzaball becoming a member of the board of Sport Club, please come forward.","My name is Ira Smith Orzaball, Banker. I'd like to say a few things about my mother.",1,spont,train train_spont_278,"You have moved to number two as the worst person on earth right now, behind Adam.",Thank you. I knew that was coming.,1,spont,train train_spont_279,And he's annoyed. Did you tell Craig to act annoyed?,"Yeah, I said he's annoyed. I don't know if I made that clear that the salesman is annoyed to be delivering ice blocks.",1,spont,train train_spont_280,"As you know, we released gay sperm into the population to see if it would infect the levels of gay babies.",The results came back that there are gays all over the place.,1,spont,train train_spont_281,We're sitting here on the front row like a bunch of chumps.,"I know. It's crazy. We could be backstage, smoking with the cast.",1,spont,train train_spont_282,"Scientists, there is a young girl on television confusing the world about the difference between stalactite and stalagmite.",There's also some copyright violations.,1,spont,train train_spont_283,I'm not good enough to work here.,"Now listen to me, missy. This is gonna be hard, but we're gonna get that blockage blown clear.",1,spont,train train_spont_284,I am the reincarnation of the mother into a lifeless puppet.,"The mother? You refer to yourself as ""the mother""? How creepy.",1,spont,train train_spont_285,I'm going to be producing a new film called Poltergeist and I want to put this lady in it.,"I'll have top bill in this movie, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_286,Why don't you just brush the lettuce off?,I don't want to ruin it.,1,spont,train train_spont_287,This place isn't that big.,It's cozy. Thanks for setting this up.,1,spont,train train_spont_288,It's a silk rove. The material is not clinging at all. It's very soft. What is this condition you have exactly?,Silk anesthesia. There's only four known cases in the United States.,1,spont,train train_spont_289,You're really opening up the possibility of true love to anyone.,"Yes, I mean Turtle, a humble blimpsman, let's see what's up.",1,spont,train train_spont_290,I just want to understand this very clearly. You're telling me that you saw a child running around this house's front lawn and you come over to invite him to visit you at your bar.,"Hey, we all go through hard times, don't we? Tragedy knows no age.",1,spont,train train_spont_291,Did you want me to hold your head?,"Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, I guess your character probably wouldn't.",1,spont,train train_spont_292,The trash industry has suffered because of the cancellation of the Olympics. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village.,"And drone fireworks shows, there's been fewer of them. ",1,spont,train train_spont_293,"So, where are you staying Toadstool?","Right here. Pretty much, I stand here and at some point, my sunburn gets so bad that I pass out from the pain.",1,spont,train train_spont_294,"Are you able to get pregnant, Lisette?","Hey, if last year is any indication, then yes, dude.",1,spont,train train_spont_295,Who let's the Big Toppers go? We're the Big Top brothers.,"We love you here, but the trapeze is not what it used to be.",1,spont,train train_spont_296,Here's a ring that my father gave me.,"Oh, my god. Your father gave you this ring and it fits me perfectly.",1,spont,train train_spont_297,"Hey, look who made it back to the wrong side of the tracks.","They call me Mrs. Bender now, but you knew me as a different person.",1,spont,train train_spont_298,"Ms. Williams, I'm going to go make preparations because I'm an actor and an actor prepares, but I do hope that you will enjoy the play. If you have any helpful, constructive criticism, when it is over, I look forward to your thoughts, just actor to actor.","That would be wonderful, and maybe you could sneak me into your basement tonight. I need somewhere to stay.",1,spont,train train_spont_299,"Excuse me, I'd like to get in on this bet.","Certainly, employees are allowed to bet. Highly irregular, but everything is permitted today.",1,spont,train train_spont_300,"We don't actually have to use stones, because there's a little bit of stone - on a microscopic level - inside everything. So everything is jewelry.","And therefore, everything is precious. So we don't need jewelry anymore.",1,spont,train train_spont_301,Me and Carol were having a disagreement and she pushed me right into the doors as they were closing.,"Yeah, I did it. Glenda deserved it. I'd do it again if I had to.",1,spont,train train_spont_302,"Get a room already, you two.","I'm just expressing my admiration, you know.",1,spont,train train_spont_303,"Grandma, would you make me a latte with two percent skim milk? I'm trying to watch my weight.","Sure, honey. Why don't you also pick yourself out one of them menthol cigarettes. You've had a rough day.",1,spont,train train_spont_304,"That doesn't mean you got any business, you were a prostitute but I was hoping and I pray as a 12 1/2 year old you didn't do any business.","They said ""we're prostitutes"" and so, we just stood around and looked at each other. So I was a prostitute for like an hour.",1,spont,train train_spont_305,"Art, you think we should be selling ice cream and photos?","Yes, just something else so that people actually buy something.",1,spont,train train_spont_306,"Oh, you're stealing the treasure.",I knew it. I can't trust anyone on this ship. I should have gone to Paris with John.,1,spont,train train_spont_307,"Mom and Dad, you stayed together for the poster and not for me?","Well, yes. The poster is from when we met. You came later. The poster has sweet memories for us.",1,spont,train train_spont_308,"Doctor, no one has more respect for you than I do. But, I do think it's off putting to people.",When a cat does therapy?,1,spont,train train_spont_309,I'm producing a movie.,I know that too. You don't have to keep telling me things I already know.,1,spont,train train_spont_310,You told me we were out of mayonnaise.,"It makes you sick, I don't know why you insist on eating it.",1,spont,train train_spont_311,"Chuck, can you restrain Ken for a little bit?",You got it boss! Finally someone asked me to do something.,1,spont,train train_spont_312,"Oh sure, Mr. Vaughn, there's a carton cigarettes here for you. I've got seven cartons, one for each of the Magnificent Seven.","Yule, Chuck, isn't it great? We're gonna smoke and live forever.",1,spont,train train_spont_313,Oh really? And you are married to each other then?,"Yep sure are. We knew we'd get married since we first set eyes on each other, over that big taco juicy taco.",1,spont,train train_spont_314,What's the mileage?,I don't have it memorized. I drive a lot to different events throughout. But of course it's raining.,1,spont,train train_spont_315,"If we fulfilled the prophecy, why are we still stuck inside this god damn beast?",There's a part at the end of the prophecy that's in Spanish. You couldn't read it. Annette hasn't fallen in love yet. That's the last part.,1,spont,train train_spont_316,Can I tell you about my wife's show at Charlie O'Charlies?,"Oh, yeah. I figured it must be good if it's your wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_317,"Excuse me, I'm the officiant of this wedding. Where am I supposed to stand.","We were going to do it inside of this Baskin Robbins, but it seems like it's closed.",1,spont,train train_spont_318,"I don't want the illusion to be over already before we even get married. Like, you've already seen fluids come out of me.","Well, listen, you know. We're going to be together forever, presumably. I think that we might as well get this stuff out of the way. Do you want me to throw up too?",1,spont,train train_spont_319,"If you do a close up of my face, I can cry on command.",You're going to be wearing a hockey mask!,1,spont,train train_spont_320,Daddy-master? I also want to follow Maybelline into the outside world.,What? I've given you everything. Lemonade. I make people rent a movie that you alone get to watch.,1,spont,train train_spont_321,"My name is Jerry, I'll be officiating the wedding.",And you're all welcome to Sbarro afterwards.,1,spont,train train_spont_322,"What the fuck is this on the floor? Now, I have to clean this shit up.","Oh, that over there by the bathroom? Someone defecated on themselves and the floor.",1,spont,train train_spont_323,"I mean, you met the queen before and everything. This all didn't seem familiar to you?",I didn't even think about it. I have so many experiences on any given day. I ride the bus a lot.,1,spont,train train_spont_324,"Rick, how come there's no music of dancing at this nightclub?","We used to have it, but I kicked them all out. The music and the dancing and all the people, they were coming to the nightclub, they were getting all positive. It was really the wrong vibe that this nightclub is supposed to instill in people. It's supposed to give them a sense of foreboding about the future. They were leaving too happy. Also, I can't afford to play the band or the dancers.",1,spont,train train_spont_325,I told you. I wash my dishes.,You can't pay an exterminator in telling him how you do your chores on the chore wheel.,1,spont,train train_spont_326,"Oh, and I'm a veterinarian school teacher. I teach about how to become a veterinarian.","Well, I have a weird job. Parents hire me to hide in their kids' closets on the off chance that the kids will wake up in the middle of the night and back into the closet. I'll grab them, and it's used as a tool to teach kids to keep their rooms tidy.",1,spont,train train_spont_327,"Hey Marty, I just want to say that I'm really sorry about your girl passing.","Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Chris. Is this a casserole?",1,spont,train train_spont_328,"Randy, did you hear when I said I don't like my food to touch? I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude.","Nope, that's all right. We can arrange your plate to avoid any sort of overlapping food.",1,spont,train train_spont_329,"We love you here, but the trapeze is not what it used to be.","That's OK, we'll do it on stilts instead.",1,spont,train train_spont_330,"Alright, one the count of three I'll pry the door open.","OK, Mike. One, two, three.",1,spont,train train_spont_331,What kind of drugs did you give the wolf?,I ground up a bunch of Z-Quil and put it in a steak.,1,spont,train train_spont_332,"Evelyn's alright, I gotta tell ya. She's got a great back hand.",She's swinging that sport club around like nobody's business. I'd watch out if I were you.,1,spont,train train_spont_333,"Well, just so we're clear, I was scoffing at you because my wife is devoted to me.","But I mean, if I make a move and she's cool with it, you're cool with it - right? Let's just see how it plays, go with it.",1,spont,train train_spont_334,I'm surprised you guys didn't know down here in hell that our marriage wasn't actually legal. We didn't find that out until after we died.,It was still a marriage. We lived it like it was a marriage and we ended up hating each other.,1,spont,train train_spont_335,I love polar bears in armor.,Me too. I certainly did not walk out after the first five minutes of that movie.,1,spont,train train_spont_336,"Carol, are you telling me you have two different bodies?",I'm tell you I use my body in two different ways.,1,spont,train train_spont_337,Did you remember me because of my purple hair?,"Yeah, and your blue eye and your brown eye.",1,spont,train train_spont_338,"I'm just going to go get my car's oil changed. I think that'll make me feel somewhat better. Hopefully, I won't have any sort of existential crisis within that limited window of time.","I admire your optimism. As a retail buyer, I think you should treat yourself to a little shopping therapy after that oil change. It calms the angered soul.",1,spont,train train_spont_339,"As his twin sister, he consults me in all matters sexual. So, I decided my brother should order a kiss kit for you to help you out.",That's right. You should kiss more like my sister. We practice all the time.,1,spont,train train_spont_340,"I've been on the run ever since he died. I should probably ditch this car, I mean there's only like fifteen thousand of them in existence.","They're tracking you, believe me. And your fingerprints are all over it by now.",1,spont,train train_spont_341,"In case anyone ever asks us, we'l have video to show the funeral.",I get that. Sometimes I don't remember anything that happened in my life and I have to re watch it on video.,1,spont,train train_spont_342,"What if I say ""your hair is almost the perfect length""?","Well, you used the word perfect, so that's probably a bad way to go. Never use the word perfect.",1,spont,train train_spont_343,"Because I'm a level 18 Paladyn, but I have -20 charisma, I will allow you to do it, but I will make sure I tell everybody that I could have done it myself.",OK. Classic backdoor passive aggression move.,1,spont,train train_spont_344,All those people out there are demanding their subs. Do you think we should go out and help them?,"Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants.",1,spont,train train_spont_345,"You married somebody, who dated someone before you. How do you feel about that?",Well trodden earth I'm walking on. That's what I think.,1,spont,train train_spont_346,"Trumpet Davis, before you were a jazz musician, you worked in the insurance industry?",That's right. For a long time. I was the CEO of Aetna.,1,spont,train train_spont_347,I don't think that you need me. You obviously have your own thing going on.,We do need you. Don't think about the bands I was in. Think about the band I am in with you and you.,1,spont,train train_spont_348,It's where you combine words to make another word.,"Oh, we've done that with all of our kids. That's so funny.",1,spont,train train_spont_349,You'd think the lights from his head would keep us awake.,He moves around by dancing between your moments of despair.,1,spont,train train_spont_350,I know you have that Starlight DVD that's just about broken in half.,I watch it every night.,1,spont,train train_spont_351,"From now on, we'll wrap all of our presents in saran wrap. There will be no more surprises. ","That sounds like a great idea. Thank you, Fred. You've warmed our hearts.",1,spont,train train_spont_352,Where did this gentleman come from?,He never vacated. This is the same dumpster all along.,1,spont,train train_spont_353,It was just a coincidence that you were sleep walking on a plane on 9-11.,"It was, but I'll always remember it like that was my final time.",1,spont,train train_spont_354,"It seems really secure. This is just some thick, thick steel. I'll put up some drapes.","Right? I mean, we're gonna be here for a while so we might as well make it nice and cozy.",1,spont,train train_spont_355,We didn't have our homework done for a year and mama did it for us in one night.,That's how we graduated from 5th grade.,1,spont,train train_spont_356,I can write with a pencil at home. I don't have to wait for it to be whittled down from a tree.,It's true. It was so boring! We didn't want to say anything because we didn't want the good stuff to go away.,1,spont,train train_spont_357,"You strike me as a Larry Mullen, Jr., lady. ","I could see how you say that, since I asked about continental lunch.",1,spont,train train_spont_358,My son needs a moon pie.,Hey. And I need RC Cola. Is anybody working here?,1,spont,train train_spont_359,We never got that guy's name.,He sounds like he's related to Arnold Schwarzenegger.,1,spont,train train_spont_360,That's a lot of blood. It's everywhere.,"Timothy, will you mop all this up for me?",1,spont,train train_spont_361,There's no one in the seat next to me. I guess I kind of cleared the area around me with my snoring.,"Yeah, nobody else has been on this plane. It's just you. Welcome to Cincinnati.",1,spont,train train_spont_362,"Am I too late for boarding? I'm sorry I'm late. Thank God it's that special day, where you don't need a boarding pass until you get right to the plane.","Yes, of course. Can I see your boarding pass? Go ahead and put your face up to the vent, as well. The mist will do the rest.",1,spont,train train_spont_363,All I see is lumps of trash moving. Is there more than one cat in here?,"Yeah, it's like that scene in Star Wars, where Luke Skywalker was forced into the trash compactor.",1,spont,train train_spont_364,The Friends isn't that new. It's like three or four years old.,"C'mon, it's just a Seinfeld ripoff. It will never go anywhere.",1,spont,train train_spont_365,Michelle is married. To a Honda Civic. She's been marrying cars all over town.,"Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's.",1,spont,train train_spont_366,"Yeah, you had that shiny thing that you wore on your heads that all doctors used to have.","He had the stethoscope, the shiny thing, lab coat, scrubs.",1,spont,train train_spont_367,Am I under arrest?,Don't answer that question.,1,spont,train train_spont_368,"Mom, you're telling me that you went to go get cigarettes but now I have to go get dad's beer? That seems like a waste of time, couldn't you have done both?","Yes dear, but it's a little soon to be calling me mom. I've only been married to your dad for five years.",1,spont,train train_spont_369,"When I woke up, I meditated and I did my affirmations. I didn't watch TV.","I said a full rosary, looked out the window for awhile and I had a cup of coffee.",1,spont,train train_spont_370,"Are the magic tricks working, Jimmy?","Mom, it's going great. He's really into me.",1,spont,train train_spont_371,"Alright, let's just do a shoot from the top. Greg, how are you feeling?","I feel good. Basically, my action is that I sort of bounce up and down. I'm skipping along on the moon's surface.",1,spont,train train_spont_372,A tournament of the most professional teams of adults is what I want. There will be no children.,"That's more of a spoken rule and not a written one. So, that can't come back to bite us. There's no need to write that down. We'll remember.",1,spont,train train_spont_373,"I thought we were coming to this room to have, you know, MFP. Male/Female/Phone.",Wow. Classic misunderstanding. I thought we were all friends.,1,spont,train train_spont_374,My babysitter is going to come here. She is a fan of Suedeface.,"I've killed a lot of babysitters in my time, as a character. In real life I'm a preacher.",1,spont,train train_spont_375,He had an unexpected peanut allergy.,He also had a fat ass. He looked good in those little dog jeggings I would put him in.,1,spont,train train_spont_376,"Your hands look like four giraffes fused together, or two double giraffes.",Or two two giraffes snorting cocaine off the ground.,1,spont,train train_spont_377,Let's get in the car and I'll take you back to where you need to be. Screw these groceries. Who needs groceries?,Our first stop should be a comic book shop to see if there's an issue that has an ad for a grow ray in it.,1,spont,train train_spont_378,Join me in the kitchen and we shall engage the fight protocol.,"Yes, okay, bye guys. Don't get divorced. Just a normal, healthy fight. Fights are healthy.",1,spont,train train_spont_379,"Help me, please. I've been down in that basement for like, a year. I've been hiding out from the robots.","Yeah, like the parents around here are all robots, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_380,"Charlie, Linda, I'm going to throw the switch to start the gel factory line.","OK, I'm just going to start to move the gel around with my hands.",1,spont,train train_spont_381,What are the dinner specials?,It's the same thing every night. It's roast turkey. It's packets of lunch meat.,1,spont,train train_spont_382,"Oh, is that it? That Prius looks sad.","That's it. That's my car. Look, someone wrote ""wash me"" on my back windshield.",1,spont,train train_spont_383,We're probably talking too much about our stuff. Let's talk about you. I saw Moana.,"That's great. Like I said, that's not all of us.",1,spont,train train_spont_384,Is this true? You gentleman will go out to another bagel shop and get me four bagels and bring them back here?,"That's the code of the Angels, man.",1,spont,train train_spont_385,Can we review what the details of operation versatile are?,"Well, Colonial, we sent many top and bottom scientists out to conduct sessions with teenage boys.",1,spont,train train_spont_386,"Once we're all in the same dream world, we'll all see each other. If one person is not there, then we tell the other person a little bit more so they can get there and then boom, we're doing it. ",OK. That sounds simple enough.,1,spont,train train_spont_387,"Yeah, so your friends tell you to go to a Phish concert. They give you weird instructions, tell you to meet a regular. Just to get you out of their hair.","It used to be called a Spring-stomp. You'd send someone to a Springsteen concert, to stomp out the friendship.",1,spont,train train_spont_388,"I'm very excited to be here today, in court, fighting my own case.",You sound angry. You don't sound excited.,1,spont,train train_spont_389,"Do you see what I see? Her arm is moving so quickly, it looks like it's moving in slow motion.","Yeah, that's what happens with bionic arms. The faster you move the slower it looks to other people.",1,spont,train train_spont_390,"He's a five tool player. Yeah, he can hit, he can hit for power, he can run, he can catch, and he can steal.",He stole my wallet. He literally steals.,1,spont,train train_spont_391,"Roger, I know you want to make a big announcement, but we already know you're on hospice.","Yeah, you're hooked up to several machines.",1,spont,train train_spont_392,"Welcome back, would you like some lamb chops or burgers?","You know why I came here. I want a ""pot roast.""",1,spont,train train_spont_393,"What's going on with your purse, Renee?","Oh, sometimes it moves around like a bag of cats.",1,spont,train train_spont_394,"You're from Brooklyn? I'm from Kansas City, Kansas.",You sound like you're from here. It's such an exotic accent.,1,spont,train train_spont_395,She's still floating away. It's a very slow departure. She looks like she's lost. She's pointing.,"Maybelline, open a window. We'll shoo her out with a broom.",1,spont,train train_spont_396,"If anything happens to me, please tell my parents that I love them.","I have no idea where they are except for somewhere in Alaska, but I'll try.",1,spont,train train_spont_397,"I have a series of complaints from the last bake sale that I want to get straightened out ahead of time. You kept bringing up race like saying ""Here's a brownie like a brown person"". That's not appropriate.","Ok, I'll say a positive like ""delicious"" with it next time. Then it won't be taken in a negative way.",1,spont,train train_spont_398,I feel honored. I really do. We've never had any royal people in this home before.,"No, no. I mean, we've let the guy who runs King Taco come in here a couple of times.",1,spont,train train_spont_399,"I can't believe I had to leave my own Ted Talk. Maybe I'll just drown my sorrows in some ice cream. Oh boy, I gotta steal myself for going into a public place. Luckily there's hardly anybody in there.","Sir, it's closed in there, I think. There's some kind of conflict going on.",1,spont,train train_spont_400,"You two are an inspiration. Your friendship, and the time it takes to go and uncover the burial, dig up, cry over your friend, four times over. It touches me.","Well, it's just the way we take care of our friends over here in Maine. Death does not take us apart.",1,spont,train train_spont_401,"I'm saying, screw off the top of the flash. And pour some of this super addictive alcohol in. It will make them senior alcoholics so they die of cirrhosis.","You know, I want to get ahead in this business so I'll do whatever you say.",1,spont,train train_spont_402,"OK, but this popcorn isn't for eating. It's just for stringing around the tree. I thought we could have some festivities.",It's food. You can't put food out without offering it to people.,1,spont,train train_spont_403,"If we don't make it across, Joseph, and we end up just floating down the river. I'm all right with that.",Mariam. You're just willing to let everything go? Just like that? You said you have so much to live for earlier!,1,spont,train train_spont_404,What I got invited to was a murder mystery dinner party with professional actors.,I'm just warning you ahead of time. You might go there and everything comes in a box and everyone plays a character.,1,spont,train train_spont_405,I miss Lorielle. I miss her crazy ways.,I'm sure you do. She sounded like a lot of fun.,1,spont,train train_spont_406,There's a weird energy between the two of you. I don't know what it is.,"Well, we have a long history.",1,spont,train train_spont_407,You look just like Hans. But your name is Hands? H-A-N-D-S?,"Well, we're cousins.",1,spont,train train_spont_408,There will be no picnics today. The lake is closed until we find out where this water is going.,Hey! I paid fifty bucks for this tour!,1,spont,train train_spont_409,"This is wet heat. It's humidity, and the popcorn is wilting!",I don't like it when the popcorn becomes spongy. It's like you need a little bit of crunch to the popcorn.,1,spont,train train_spont_410,"Hello, Delores. I must say that now that there's vomit all over Meredith's volcano, I'm afraid we're going to have to disqualify her.","Mrs. White, please isn't there anything that we can do? As you can see, I come from a broken family and this would mean a lot to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_411,"Clark, is that gas can your personal item that you brought from home?","Yes, it was given to me by my mother's father, KriKrag.",1,spont,train train_spont_412,"Sorry you all gotta come to school in the summertime, but that's when giraffe history month is and I gotta teach you about it.","Teacher, can we open the window, at least? It's July and it's so hot in here.",1,spont,train train_spont_413,"The urine you're giving us is bagged up, right?","Sure. It's in a paper bag, so drink it fast.",1,spont,train train_spont_414,My stupid husband doesn't even know how to turn on a faucet.,"Oh, my husband doesn't know how to do anything, but he's in a coma, so, you know.",1,spont,train train_spont_415,"We have materials in the room. We have yarn, Popsicle sticks, ottomans and pop up books.",Right. They have assault weapons.,1,spont,train train_spont_416,"And yet, when you're not the president and you have three names, you're often an assassin.",That's usually if your middle name is Lee or Wayne. My middle name is David.,1,spont,train train_spont_417,"Now I'm going to investigate the manager's office and see what's going on. Please, if you see the murder-dog, let someone know, all right? If you're not going to call the police.","If we see something, we will say something. Standard terrorism subway rules.",1,spont,train train_spont_418,What's best for you?,"Well if you sit by the window you're in my son Todd's section, and you're a very lovely young lady.",1,spont,train train_spont_419,"Oh, my God. I was not expecting to see that when you took off your sun hat.","I know. As soon as I turned 35, I said I was getting a mohawk.",1,spont,train train_spont_420,Grab a sport club and club away with us Chester.,I feel like a great big scorpion. I'm clubbing the air.,1,spont,train train_spont_421,"There's an infinite amount of numbers. In fact, there's so many numbers, I could say a number just now that I've never said in my life and I'll never say again. One thousand.","I like the joke, but if we get around to the HBO special, if she says a thousand she'll just make herself out to be a liar. But I love what she's going for.",1,spont,train train_spont_422,"So, it's like long term combustion, over time someone gradually combusts?","No, that's the thing, it happens just like that. It's Spontaneonation combustion.",1,spont,train train_spont_423,There's two names still on the list. They haven't checked in backstage. One is Jim Neighbors. And the other one is some girl named Joy Division.,You may have to go to heaven to get Jim Neighbors and purgatory to get the guy from Joy Division. Those are Catholic rules.,1,spont,train train_spont_424,There's a guy in your purse.,It's a toy. It's one of those little key chains and the keys fell off.,1,spont,train train_spont_425,"I'd love to go through the machine, too, if everyone's taking a turn.",You'd like to get x-rays? Do you feel like there's something wrong with you?,1,spont,train train_spont_426,Empathy isn't about being brave. It's an emotion that just happens.,You're right. It's also fun to empathize together.,1,spont,train train_spont_427,"The management really wants to update some of the tunes you play this year, Thomas.",OK. We have a pretty standard set of songs that we play though.,1,spont,train train_spont_428,"You know what? We'll wrap you in these towels and you'll look like a burrito, sir.",And here's a free bag of cheese curds.,1,spont,train train_spont_429,Don't apology. Apologies are the tears of God. Guess what? It's not a time to cry.,"You bring up a very valid point. I just wanted to say that my friend, Lisa gets a little heated when she drinks too much caffeine. She's got a heart problem.",1,spont,train train_spont_430,Here you go. That's one franc. ,Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy.,1,spont,train train_spont_431,"Felicity, you're the baby of the family and you're 28 years old.",What? I think you forgot to subtract 20 from my age.,1,spont,train train_spont_432,"These hands have given me everything. Love, talent, skill, kids.",I don't have arms. You forgot to draw my arms.,1,spont,train train_spont_433,"Hi, I'm Diane. Nice to meet you. Shake my hand.",I'm Jeremy. I only shake when I'm making a deal.,1,spont,train train_spont_434,Is it in your programming to know what the hell's going on on that planet while I'm here alone on the ship like some tossed aside old sock or something.,"What would you like to know, little Twitters?",1,spont,train train_spont_435,He's with me. I'm his guardian.,Then I guess all is OK. Sorry for being a nosy nellie.,1,spont,train train_spont_436,"I'm looking over the book of your life and it says here your wife left you for a Hot Topic manager, not an OfficeMax manager.","We got back together after the Hot Topic guy and, she loves to work retail - it's like hot for teacher, but for store managers. I would take her back every fucking time. She also loved her Petco manager.",1,spont,train train_spont_437,"Anyway, I'd like to move on to the Tipsy-Topsy Dimension, where everything is just as it should be. Now I know that surprising because of what it's called well, but everything is neatly lined up in a nice, perfect world.","It's a bit of a mystery. You think Tipsy-Topsy, and your mind goes to topsy-turvy. But then you get there and it's like no, everything's right.",1,spont,train train_spont_438,"Ma'am, tell me about your marriage and how it didn't work out.","It lasted 32 days. 30 of those day, I didn't know where he was.",1,spont,train train_spont_439,I guess you are at the head of the line now.,"That's weird there were just a bunch of people in front of me, where did they go?",1,spont,train train_spont_440,"Cleatus, you've worked here for as long as I can remember.","In fairness, that's not a long time.",1,spont,train train_spont_441,There's a cockroach on the floor.,"Okay buddy, put it down. Away from your mouth.",1,spont,train train_spont_442,"Ray, you're ruining this play for everyone.","I don't care. I don't like theater, it's stupid. It's outdated.",1,spont,train train_spont_443,"So, your full name is Pat Stamp?",I have so many friends named Pat that I just always add my last name.,1,spont,train train_spont_444,"There seems to be a bunch of commotion over at that restaurant, Demetrius. Maybe we should go see what's going on.",Any other restaurant would be better than this one.,1,spont,train train_spont_445,He told me wait here in the cereal aisle and I was just going to wait here until my oats were moistened.,"Well, let me find out where Vlad is. You just stay right here.",1,spont,train train_spont_446,"These prophecies we've been giving, are we making them happen or are these just things that we see in the future?",I'm just guessing. I'm not really seeing anything.,1,spont,train train_spont_447,Maybe Brian selling computers too long has made him forget how to breathe.,"Yeah, well we can't all be in construction, building churches.",1,spont,train train_spont_448,"We've gassed up the motor on the plane. We're ready to take you to Hawaii, doctor.",We're going to fly the plane ourselves and we're going to take you there right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_449,"Mr. Kissinger, were you hiding under the President's desk?","Yes, I'm hiding under the desk taping everything. Every once and awhile the President will feed me a cracker.",1,spont,train train_spont_450,"I also have a mean dad, too, that's what I'm trying to say.","Me, too. My dad is just awful, it's clear. His only priority is beer.",1,spont,train train_spont_451,"God, I know. He's always with us and I just needed him to be somewhere else for four to seven hours.","This was a good plan, and I'm sorry that my dare to go to the pet store and not buy anything didn't pan out.",1,spont,train train_spont_452,"I think a lot of us thought you'd be saying the same vows to each other at the same time, not separate things at the same time.","Oh, did we not? I thought we were. I couldn't hear because I was saying my own vows.",1,spont,train train_spont_453,"So you two are definitely having affair, is that right?","Gloria, I have something to tell you. I've cheated on you 18 times since we got married.",1,spont,train train_spont_454,"If someone was breaking in from outside, why not take the valuable pornography collection in the pornography closet?",They were vintage porns. I recognized some of them. Didn't you Bernadette?,1,spont,train train_spont_455,"Fudge Man, your famous grappling fight with Carob Man seemed like such a tough time for you, and you retired right after the fight.","Yeah, well, you know, it was physically challenging. It was also emotionally challenging. I had a lot of therapy after I announced my retirement to help cope.",1,spont,train train_spont_456,We were born in the waves. We were wave birthed.,"To be honest, part of me was hoping that the waves would just suck them out to sea and all I would see was them floating.",1,spont,train train_spont_457,You sound like somebody that keeps stepping on a child's toy.,"Look, I can't help that I have a speech impediment. I try the best I can. I got to do what I'm relegated to. This guy, he gets a big number, and he sounds like a squeaky door on Halloween.",1,spont,train train_spont_458,You are adorable identical twins.,Thank you so much. Our mom said that she was having twins or no kids at all.,1,spont,train train_spont_459,"Well, Miles was out back by the sequoias, and he was conjuring something or saying some strange spells or something. He's talking all about monsters, and I couldn't tell if what he was saying was real or in my own mind, and I don't know if I can tell a hawk from a handsaw or if I'm going mad and you've got to help me.","Okay, I think you're definitely insane and I think your dad is, too, but like, this is really interesting out of anything to do right now. So, like, let's go get Miles.",1,spont,train train_spont_460,I thought your name was Joshua.,It is Joshua Huston. I'm part of the Huston family. We're the oldest Shadow Grove family.,1,spont,train train_spont_461,"Oh, we're married and we're strangers?","Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. It was predestined.",1,spont,train train_spont_462,I'm just waiting for my friend. He's here for the new release of something.,"Oh, Aid Man. He's a real helpful hero.",1,spont,train train_spont_463,"That's very honest after the fact, but you never took any time off from work.",I would never take time off work. I love it here.,1,spont,train train_spont_464,"Roll down your window, sir.","Hey, that's my wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_465,"I want you to behave here. Even though children are allowed in dance clubs in Iceland, this is a dance club for grownups.","OK, dads. I promise not to kiss any boys while I'm here.",1,spont,train train_spont_466,"Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon.","Yeah, I heard that too. I heard she was torn apart by two coyotes.",1,spont,train train_spont_467,Welcome to the New Spaghetti Factory. We make sure that you know you are getting spaghetti in a bowl and not on a plate.,OK. Is that the new part? The spaghetti being in a bowl?,1,spont,train train_spont_468,Have we met you before or are you a new person?,I'm still Madeline. You're my best friends or have you forgotten me like all the others?,1,spont,train train_spont_469,"Now, our first order of business, obviously world domination. How's that going?","Oh, I just sort of thought we tabled that for next time. I thought or kind of felt as though we'd agree to do it, but we'd table for next time.",1,spont,train train_spont_470,"I'm sorry, are you asking me out on a date, ma'am?",I'm asking some questions and we'll see what the answers are. ,1,spont,train train_spont_471,They just shot Gregory Peck.,I could use a Tums after that. What the hell just happened?,1,spont,train train_spont_472,Maybe you would have had a better relationship with your mama if she'd had one of them CPAP machines.?,"Yeah, they didn't exist back then, I don't think.",1,spont,train train_spont_473,"It's OK, we're aliens - we can kinda do whatever.?","We came in a spaceship, but it's no replace for our mother.",1,spont,train train_spont_474,"Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you.","Gerald, what station was that on?",1,spont,train train_spont_475,"Dad, I think I'm going to get a job. But you're not gonna like this. It's at Quiznos.","Oh, God. No son of mine is gonna work at a Quiznos. You've got to get out of this house.",1,spont,train train_spont_476,"So, maybe you could come up with an animal for me because I'm just Maria.?","Well, let's see. Based off your pelt, I'd call you a lynx.",1,spont,train train_spont_477,No one can advertise a car with their hands better than you.,"I was a National Honor Society color wearer, and here I am. Advertising cars with my hands.",1,spont,train train_spont_478,"So, what do you think, Mitch? Do we tow this thing? I mean, it's blocking a lot of spots.","I mean, it's a hospital parking lot. We can't just have a car here with its hazards on forever.",1,spont,train train_spont_479,I texted you all of the names we're going to go by. Just look under today.,"Oh, I thought that was a suggestion list. I didn't know it was a master list.",1,spont,train train_spont_480,I found computer in the basement and it's got websites on it.,"Maybelline, this is unbelievable.",1,spont,train train_spont_481,"Yeah, on planes. I'm always getting yelled at by the stewards.",It's got to be a really tight circle that you're walking in.,1,spont,train train_spont_482,"I'm not going in to get Kurt. Let's just wait in the car, Gladys.","Alright, Phillip. This is what you want, huh? We're going to do a Mexican standoff about who picks our son up from the pediatrician.",1,spont,train train_spont_483,"I'm Blaine, I'm from the studio. I also have a lot of great ideas.","Not as great the network does, but some I guess.",1,spont,train train_spont_484,These cookies are stale.,"Yeah, they are ghost cookies. So, obviously they are just left over from Halloween.",1,spont,train train_spont_485,I'm not even a really good detective. I'm new. Why do you think these peep holes are so large in this newspaper? ,"Yeah, they're not great. They're the size of oranges.",1,spont,train train_spont_486,Terry's going to be fine for the rest of his life and so am I.,Yeah. I'm never gonna die.,1,spont,train train_spont_487,"I'm Militia, I'm the corporate liaison for Weyland Mutani Aeronautic Space Investigations.",Got another one of those beers?,1,spont,train train_spont_488,We gave you a couple pencils so you didn't have to do that anymore.,"Yeah, but they don't smell like these markers.",1,spont,train train_spont_489,"Darling, it's darn near 8:15. You should be up now.",Get the fuck away from me.,1,spont,train train_spont_490,"I think we're good here, Tim. Thank you very much for checking in on me.","Okay, that's fine. My name is Ray, but that's OK.",1,spont,train train_spont_491,Those are my initials. My first name is Albert. My middle name is Sam. My last name is Nesbit-Umbrella.,"Oh, I see. So, you're using the classic style monogram.",1,spont,train train_spont_492,"I've had a lot of cereals before, but I've never had a cereal with Mr. T. on the box.","Yeah, it's pretty good. I can eat as much sugary cereals as I like. It just makes me swollen like a tick.",1,spont,train train_spont_493,My first word of advice is to save your toilet paper.,That's just all around good life advice.,1,spont,train train_spont_494,I can't believe you had the nerve to show your face at this wedding. I'm gonna sue you into oblivion you coward.,Nice try. You can't sue the Brown's. The Brown's own all this town.,1,spont,train train_spont_495,Excuse me. Are you still grieving or is this tombstone up for public grief?,We're just about done grieving. Would you mind if our grieves overlap?,1,spont,train train_spont_496,There's blood just pouring into this room.,"Yes, I know. I'm trying, I was on my way to the manatee tank to see what's going on.",1,spont,train train_spont_497,Do you play any instruments?,I juggle crawdads if that counts.,1,spont,train train_spont_498,"Honey, I think this is the beginning of a wonderful new chapter in our lives.",A chapter that has a whole lot of paragraphs. It will be one that will last a long time. ,1,spont,train train_spont_499,My mom doesn't let me eat chocolate because she says eating chocolate makes you a bad person.,"That's right, honey. There's a lot of caffeine in chocolate, and as your mother, it's my job to make sure you take good care of your health.",1,spont,train train_spont_500,"Aren't you gonna be late for the whale watching boat? Honey, you'd better hurry. They're going to leave without you. I want you to see a whale.","Mom, I gotta put everything in my backpack, OK? I'll be able to see the whale.",1,spont,train train_spont_501,"You're very defensive, but I see that all the time with people that talk to the dead.","Well, I used these yo-yo's to go back in time to fix your life and you didn't do it. You just did the same thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_502,You're calling me stupid now?,You said you liked it. You said you liked negative affirmations.,1,spont,train train_spont_503,Could you just stay above the table? I'm uncomfortable with you being down there.,I'm just worried about the smoke. I'm trying to keep it contained.,1,spont,train train_spont_504,May I speak with you privately? Everything's fine.,We've never spoken alone. I'm just nervous to be around the big boss by myself.,1,spont,train train_spont_505,"Your majesty, I was thinking about the sacred scroll and what was written on it.",I forgot all about the sacred scroll. It said that there's a little bit of stone on a microscopic level inside of all Cold Stone ice cream.,1,spont,train train_spont_506,It's me. I am a phone. But I also turn into a robot.,"Wait, you've been listening and understanding us talking?",1,spont,train train_spont_507,You're not interrupting a thing. We were just clubbing the air with our sport clubs.,I feel like a great big scorpion that's clubbing the air.,1,spont,train train_spont_508,Why are you laughing at me? Is it my voice?,Your voice is very comical for a ghost.,1,spont,train train_spont_509,"Pussies eat fish. Only pussies. I'm a man's man, I like my steak.",But you ordered 27 cod.,1,spont,train train_spont_510,"I haven't missed a single performance, Donna, and I'm not intending to miss it tonight.","Well, this is crazy. You're pregnant, and you're at nine months! Tonight, you could very well have a baby.",1,spont,train train_spont_511,It's a fun day. We just make a fun game out of it.,"Yeah, we put on Katrina and the Waves playlist on iTunes and just jive.",1,spont,train train_spont_512,"Those kids were talking about our plan, sweetheart. We have to kill those children.","Alright, but this is unfortunate.",1,spont,train train_spont_513,"Everybody, I'm going to take down the velvet rope and we are together going to help this Irish.... European?....definitely European lady.",I'm Irish and proud of it. Kiss me.,1,spont,train train_spont_514,"Wait a minute, you look really familiar. There's a kid in our school that disappeared like a year ago, to the day.","Patsy, yeah, that's me. I told myself ""if you can survive up to one year in that basement living on nothing but cheese and old reruns, you can make it out alive if you can just find someone to help you.""",1,spont,train train_spont_515,He threw a rock and knocked out a cop. He has rocks in his house to protect himself?,"I thought that was, like, a sculpture. But it's just a bucket of rocks.",1,spont,train train_spont_516,"Kids, I came here to know your secrets.","Laurent and Charisma, let's go get into the trash and see what happens.",1,spont,train train_spont_517,"Guys, if we don't move, maybe he won't see us.","But it sounded like they're going to put the cop they knocked out behind the curtain, which is where we are.",1,spont,train train_spont_518,Oh my. Are you former president Bill Clinton?,"The technical term is ""Mr. President."" You don't put the ""former"" in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_519,"It's no big deal, we all say the n-word from time to time. But not on the bloody news on the telly.","You gotta keep it under wraps, just like fish.",1,spont,train train_spont_520,Do you need us to go with you to the club? It might make you feel better if you were accompanied by a man covered in soot on and a woman who's recently learned how to stand up straight?,"Yeah, that would make me feel better. Can you link arms with me and skip down this hill?",1,spont,train train_spont_521,"No, and there're crushed nacho chips all over our apartment.",It's kind of a dust and it gets in your lungs. It's not good for you!,1,spont,train train_spont_522,Me and my sister are oil paintings and we're freelancers. We're available for corporate events.,"I can make real live people. But, all of them are unemployed.",1,spont,train train_spont_523,Your hand is still frozen in a glass position.,"Oh, that's a hook. I used to be a high seas pirate.",1,spont,train train_spont_524,"I was sitting in my chair asleep and when I woke up, he was shitting on my leg.",It's my fault. I gave bad directions to the bathroom.,1,spont,train train_spont_525,We've been getting some complaints from the customers.,It's all a lie.,1,spont,train train_spont_526,Did you know that it's daylight savings today.,"Oh, my gosh. I'm going to throw off the whole schedule. I can't not be in the show. I'm going to have to do her act.",1,spont,train train_spont_527,"Wow, 20 million dollars for 1% of my business. That is way over my asking price. I have to go with you.","Wait, you didn't hear my offer yet. My offer is 100 million dollars for 0% of your company. I just want to invest in you and know that you did a good job. I just want to watch you thrive and I just want to be an outsider.",1,spont,train train_spont_528,Anchormen hear people talking in their ear all the time when they deliver the news.,"Yeah, but they're not trying to trick people into thinking they're not hearing something.",1,spont,train train_spont_529,I cannot find any of the relishes.,"Oh, the place is a mess. No wonder we are going out of business.",1,spont,train train_spont_530,"All right, Lieutenant Anderson, this is very dire. We're sending this shiny record into space. I need you to go with it. But this is a one way trip, Lieutenant. You won't be returning.","It's a Justin Beiber CD. The kids say it's dope stuff. We're sending this into space so that if somebody finds it, they'll know that the human race is on track.",1,spont,train train_spont_531,Is this true of all Dutch people?,No not all of them. Only the middle children of three get to see the future.,1,spont,train train_spont_532,"Sir, we really should get you to your speaking engagement.","No, I know Jeff, but listen, I gotta deal with these people and it's going to take a long time.",1,spont,train train_spont_533,"Mel, you're a superstar. I just wanna let you know that.",Leave me the fuck alone. Stop talking to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_534,That's it. I can't be with someone who doesn't love me for who I am and appreciate the different and finer things I have.?,"Well, then I may as well go back to New York.",1,spont,train train_spont_535,Buddy Roger has brought us some pint glasses from a local bar.,"Oh, let me kiss you on the lips for a long time.",1,spont,train train_spont_536,"Hey guys, I actually heard what you guys were talking about. Me and my friend Kinghere Somegoal. Would you guys want to like, sit at the same table? Because weddings are a great place to hook up and have champagne.","I mean, that sounds good to me. I don't know about this person I just met for the first time.",1,spont,train train_spont_537,Are you peeing on the safe lock?,"I told you a while ago I had to pee! I could hold it anymore! But look, it's opening.",1,spont,train train_spont_538,You may call me Mr. Friday.,"Oh, Friday, that will be easy to remember because Friday is my favorite day of the week.",1,spont,train train_spont_539,It's the water cooler area. The coffee is very close by.,It's in the back room.,1,spont,train train_spont_540,You changed a lot on the first day of camp.,Well I learned about what's right and what needs to be done.,1,spont,train train_spont_541,"Well, I mean, why don't we just go over the mountain, right? I mean why did we buy this thing?","I guess we bought this thing to expand our lives. Yeah, let's go over this mountain.",1,spont,train train_spont_542,"He found a way in. He's coming down the chimney, Larry.","Alright, Boingo. I guess, light a fire.",1,spont,train train_spont_543,"You guys, I can't keep up this charade anymore. I'm so tired of pretending to have an adventure. I want a real adventure.","Charles, why didn't you say this before? I'd love to have a real adventure.",1,spont,train train_spont_544,I start with the reflexes. I'm a little bit of a weirdo.,"Well, you're the medical professional.",1,spont,train train_spont_545,You've got to be walking in a really tight circle on an airplane.,"Yeah, it is. When I used to be able to go into the cockpit, it was a lot easier.",1,spont,train train_spont_546,"I would get 70% of the money, and you'd get the 30. You're a puppet. Like what do you need money for?",That's a good point. I could buy some more condoms. Unused ones this time.,1,spont,train train_spont_547,You know my favorite quality about Troy? His hair.,The spikes? They're very nice. I've never seen anything like it.,1,spont,train train_spont_548,We have some shoes here that not all of them are made on this Earth.,"It's a cool shoe. It's like, not of this Earth. This is like out of Space.",1,spont,train train_spont_549,I told him the bathroom was the first door to his right.,"But, he was walking backwards.",1,spont,train train_spont_550,"Good morning, guys. Orange Julius corporate has decided to change our branding and become a Julius Caesars. We will be going from serving delicious orange frosty drinks to just warm salads on the go.","OK. So, first you change the signs and everything. Then, you tell the workers that it's changing? That seems out of order.",1,spont,train train_spont_551,"So, do you have an address for me? Or are we just going to drive around looking for the R-BnB?",The second thing. I'm so sorry.,1,spont,train train_spont_552,There's no way I want to do this. Why would you just let me go somewhere I've never been before?,"Well, I hadn't even considered if you wanted to do this as part of the whole experience.",1,spont,train train_spont_553,"If an elevator stops working, you are supposed to remove the bulb. Check the currents and then replace the bulb. And from there there's obviously other steps but that's the very first step.",That seems pretty rudimentary. I feel like I could have answered that. You gave her an easy question.,1,spont,train train_spont_554,"Laura, how can you sleep in that dining booth? There are people sitting there right now!","Well, there won't be anyone sitting there at 2:15 A.M. That's when I plan on calling it a night and getting some beauty sleep.",1,spont,train train_spont_555,Are we a band that's about plugging crafts or are we an Abba tribute band that's about head configurations?,I have a song that might help clear this up.,1,spont,train train_spont_556,"Oh, my heavens! It's George Takei! This is very exciting.","I wore the wig and glasses for nothing, I guess. Next time, I'll have to find a big nose to put on.",1,spont,train train_spont_557,"Yes, the bagels are boiled, but they are burned.",Hold on. You're telling me that you boil a bagel? Let me have a dozen boiled bagels.,1,spont,train train_spont_558,Well a drug not going to be a problem because the shot you gave me was only juice. Juice is hardly a drug.,"If you test positive, don't worry, this is not the reason why.",1,spont,train train_spont_559,"I'm a Christian. God invented words. Fuck, shit, balls.",And now you're going straight to hell.,1,spont,train train_spont_560,I've hurt your bagel baking family. I am very sorry.,"Yes, you have. That is an understatement.",1,spont,train train_spont_561,"Chambers, what is happening over there? Claude and Madeline seem to be leaving with that family.","They seem to be smiling, which you know is uncustomary in our country.",1,spont,train train_spont_562,"Claire, could you please ask Ralph what his department is?","I'm overseeing mostly. I'm in charge of operational duties throughout the day. The things that I'm under right now different umbrellas and what not, but my dad does own this particular Home Depot.",1,spont,train train_spont_563,What's Madam Lefaeux doing here?,"Well, she lives out here now. The desert keeps her dry and the rosé keeps her wet. That's what she keeps coming in and telling us.",1,spont,train train_spont_564,"Ted Macaroon, we've got to get this shot.","I know, well, it wasn't my idea to shoot this diaper commercial outdoors.",1,spont,train train_spont_565,"So, here on Shark Tank is Mr. Timmons. What's your first name, Mr. Timmons?",Mister. I'm Mr. Mister Timmons. Both my parents were formal.,1,spont,train train_spont_566,"Side bar, how old of a baby are you looking for? I have all ages.","It doesn't really matter as long as they can work. I need a really hard worker, do you have any of those?",1,spont,train train_spont_567,Legend has it that anyone who gets their hands on the Hazel Diamond instantly becomes an asshole.,"Well, I don't want to be an asshole. I feel like a pretty good guy. Other than this steal the Hazel Diamond thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_568,"Oh, see? He doesn't remember everybody.","Well, I remember half of everybody. Let's put it that way.",1,spont,train train_spont_569,Jamal and Jamal. We wouldn't be anywhere else on earth but watching you now.,"Yeah, can we just call you white Jamal and just him Jamal since Jamal is a black name?",1,spont,train train_spont_570,"Holy China, can we stop fighting? This is too aggressive.","Yeah, we've only got two and a half hours before we gotta go out on stage.",1,spont,train train_spont_571,We have to consult the jury at the public pavilion court.,I like LeBron James. I feel like we should let him go. He shows up in movies I like. He's fun.,1,spont,train train_spont_572,"I feel like we didn't see the lack of forest for the trees. We focused so hard on each, tree, right? We didn't see the rest of them not being there.",If god would have wanted us to look at more than one tree at a time he would have given us bigger eyes.,1,spont,train train_spont_573,We can put any kind of shit in there we want. They didn't even ask what's in the dish.,"No, they didn't. They think it's for wealthy people.",1,spont,train train_spont_574,What should we call the cops?,"Cops, they never believe us, how many times have we called the cops to come down to the sizzler, they just laugh at us.",1,spont,train train_spont_575,GOMS usually affects people that are from somewhere near New Orleans.,"Fine, if you must know. I am an agent from the FBI.",1,spont,train train_spont_576,I didn't think about the time period that the joke was taking place.,"Oh, well, a lot of times I like the context of a joke in terms of what period, so then I know the vernacular of what the joke is told in. ",1,spont,train train_spont_577,We are satanists though. Misery is our lifeblood.,"They're like opposite people, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_578,"I'm going to remove my hand now. Do you have any last words, Michael Jackson, ventriloquist dummy?","Yeah, I got something to say. I've had a great couple of hours with you all and I'm glad I got to know you.",1,spont,train train_spont_579,We're at the bottom of the goddamn ocean. I don't want to hear rumors about sperm whale's sexuality. I don't want to hear rumors about people from your town. I want to get out of the goddamn ocean.,"Captain, captain. Maybe I can get you something to eat? I'll go see what Cookie's doing down in the galley.",1,spont,train train_spont_580,"Hey, what do you want, babe?",I wish you wouldn't call me that.,1,spont,train train_spont_581,"Hello, Karen. I'm sorry you're in the Disney jail, but you must have done something to earn it.",I'm not sure. I just sneezed.,1,spont,train train_spont_582,I am a traveler from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Feelings. I am full of emotions.,I can see that. You seem to wear them on your metallic sleeve.,1,spont,train train_spont_583,Can't we just be normal kids?,We are normal kids taking out feelings of anger on others just like all the Americans now.,1,spont,train train_spont_584,"So you're trying to stream through the television. Is that using mirroring, or is it a Smart TV?","It's a Smart TV. Well, the last TV before they all became smart.",1,spont,train train_spont_585,A cave and a grave are two different things.,This woman is undermining the very reality that our existence is based on.,1,spont,train train_spont_586,I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me.,"I guess. I mean, do I really want a $57,000 yo-yo whose creator went insane?",1,spont,train train_spont_587,"Truer words were never spoken, Clappy.",You don't get to call me Clappy. I'm Claptrap to you. Only Carol can call me Clappy.,1,spont,train train_spont_588,"I'll take his heart if he don't want it. Complementary, of course, because obviously he don't want his heart.","Two hearts could be confusing. I'm sorry, I have to talk to my manager about this.",1,spont,train train_spont_589,"Well, I'm not sure if Junebug is qualified, but since Featherman is dead, it seems like Junebug is the perfect candidate.",Also you're outvoted anyway and you're a phone.,1,spont,train train_spont_590,Hey there. You look like an attractive lady.,That's true. I actually am. It's not an image. Everyone tells me so. It's what I'm known for.,1,spont,train train_spont_591,"Sharon, are you only taking the reins because Chuck chose Marie Claire and not you?","Half, but aren't we being honest? We don't have to look for him anymore though.",1,spont,train train_spont_592,"Hello, Alfred. I understand you're going to do my sword swallowing, while I do your ham bone.","Yes, I lost track of the calendar. It's freaky Friday.",1,spont,train train_spont_593,"Girls, be firm, but fair. Remember, he's very sleepy. In the end, you must make an honest assessment on if Rodney is fit to be our butler-cook, or if we must shop for another.","OK, Mom. We'll put him through the normal man-servant tests.",1,spont,train train_spont_594,My mama kind of gave up the reigns real soon because she was a dreamer. She's a pretty woman.?,Well you was pretty self sufficient for a small child. You had a business going for like three years by the time of that story.,1,spont,train train_spont_595,"Honey, should I get back on the plane? Do you want an orange julius?",Of course. I'll never say no to an orange julius.,1,spont,train train_spont_596,"Is it just me, or is it very warm in here?",It's Palm Springs. You're at an outdoor pool. It's pretty warm.,1,spont,train train_spont_597,Yay! I've been here waiting for you the whole time.,"You were right under my nose, but you should have been under Darlene's nose.",1,spont,train train_spont_598,"So, I just have to spend the rest of the day and night here in Charleston, SC and then tomorrow, I can return to Savannah, Georgia.",Sure. We can give you a two for one ticket for Big Mamma Jugs.,1,spont,train train_spont_599,Did you ask me where I dry my clothes?,"Yeah. On a line, in a dryer, at a dry cleaner?",1,spont,train train_spont_600,Am I able to leave the parking garage even though I don't have a ticket?,"Well, yeah. You don't have a car. I can't stop you from walking out of here.",1,spont,train train_spont_601,You said your wife looks like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz. I gotta ask: Judy Garland Dorothy or Diana Ross Dorothy?,Diana Ross Dorothy. But she has the voice of Judy Garland. So that's kinda confusing for people.,1,spont,train train_spont_602,You made me something? It looks like a rabbit.,"Yeah, I feel you had a real hoppy spunkyness about yourself. So I was like, you remind me of a rabbit.",1,spont,train train_spont_603,"I say ""alien"" in a very respectful way.",Dig deeper or I'll kiss you on the lips.,1,spont,train train_spont_604,"Kyle, what do you think man? She would buy this sack of kids?","Are any of those kids related to famous people? Because if so, I'm all in.",1,spont,train train_spont_605,Lets do something we haven't done since we were young men lets sleep head to head you're head touching the top of my bed.,Oh sure yeah yeah yeah in our gigantically long bed.,1,spont,train train_spont_606,I couldn't find a crab costume that fit me.,"Oh, me neither! I was standing in the dressing room at Macys asking my wife if she thinks the claws made my arms look too big.",1,spont,train train_spont_607,"In my background, we did a lot of improv games. Perhaps we can do a little bit of pass the clap.","From where I'm from, that's not something you want to do. We don't pass the clap, at least not on purpose.",1,spont,train train_spont_608,I will take the spirit of Terri Shivo and live like she would live.,"Yeah, think about her. Think about what Terri would do in this situation.",1,spont,train train_spont_609,Well you got me tied to the top of this thing.,We only have you up there so you don't puke on everyone all the time!,1,spont,train train_spont_610,I think the way you're looking at the Park Ranger might have given a little bit away that you're alive.,I was just doing a classic ventriloquist dummy with my eyes shifting back and forth.,1,spont,train train_spont_611,"Sandy, your mother and I have something we'd like to tell you. We're moving to a fishing village in Alaska and we're not going to tell you which one it is. So this is goodbye. You've been, uh, a daughter.","I have been a daughter. I've been the best daughter, I thought.",1,spont,train train_spont_612,I want to make another wish.,"OK, because I forgot what the first ones were.",1,spont,train train_spont_613,My name's Irv.,Hi Irv. You've got a great body.,1,spont,train train_spont_614,"I'm concerned for your health and it would be negligent of me to let you go on like this, staying in the sun so much.","I've been getting that a lot. You know I'm an actor, they actually brought me in to audition for Black Panther and I had to tell them that I'm Scandinavian and white.",1,spont,train train_spont_615,Show me the songs you have so far!,"Okay. I just thought I'd write this one. This one would be on piano. It's about some kind of tough stuff. It would be like, ""She's a brick, and I'm drowning."" And I thought I would sing it. But it's weird because it's about abortion. And I'm a dude.",1,spont,train train_spont_616,"All right, this is getting weird.","Yeah do you think we could just, like, politely leave because Van Helsing is supposed to kill Dracula and I don't think that's about to happen.",1,spont,train train_spont_617,Judy and I used to date.,"Well, that is somewhat true. We used to bake pies for pie contest together, which I can see you're still doing without me.",1,spont,train train_spont_618,Who are these androgynous pimps?,Who are you calling androgynous? I'm very clearly a sexy lady.,1,spont,train train_spont_619,I found computer in the basement and it's got websites on it.,We're not allowed to use websites.,1,spont,train train_spont_620,"Those were special Tums. You weren't supposed to eat that many, Beverly.",I ate three bottles worth of them. It was a new flavor I hadn't tried before.,1,spont,train train_spont_621,I can. You could have stepped into my both. Now you're stuck with a lobster child.,"Your booth? I thought this was a play, not a craft fair.",1,spont,train train_spont_622,Ace of Spuds is potato based. It's a bottom layer of baked potato and then four playing cards. Then the other half of the potato is on top.,OK. I don't gamble.,1,spont,train train_spont_623,You think I should stay at my job?,Stay there. You show them what you're made of. You're Doris God dammit.,1,spont,train train_spont_624,"I know you're down to the one arm, and I appreciate you waving me over to your table to wish you a happy birthday.","He had to put down his beer to wave you over, so that's a big commitment.",1,spont,train train_spont_625,I'm right here. I just wanted to see what it would feel like to be a wall flower again.,Everyone in my life leaves and I thought you were just like them.,1,spont,train train_spont_626,"Well, Marianne. I guess our job is done here.","Larry, we should get back to that mountain. Have we really just been avoiding it?",1,spont,train train_spont_627,I wish you could see the movies that Daniel picks. They're terrible.,I just get to return them having not seen them.,1,spont,train train_spont_628,Where's my seal skinning knife? I can't find it anywhere.,"Hold on, I was sitting on it the whole time. I was on the chair the whole time. It almost fell through the cracks.",1,spont,train train_spont_629,I'm elderly so I'm unfamiliar with the film The Neverending Story.,"Well, so is the film. None of us are young for referencing it so heavily.",1,spont,train train_spont_630,"Now that my wife, Tina is freed, I guess it's time for me to get out and live my life. ","Yeah, you can go out into the sun and live at the age of 90.",1,spont,train train_spont_631,"There's a rumor going around that your dad is the Ralph of the grocery store ""Ralphs"".",He married into it. He was previously married to Tammy Albertsons.,1,spont,train train_spont_632,"If the people think to call you, can you just tell them over the phone? The answer is yes, spouses cheat. Your spouse is cheating.","That's what I do. Well, I make them come into the office and then I tell them 100% your spouse is cheating on you, then I just cash that paycheck.",1,spont,train train_spont_633,"You can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to.",Especially if you're wearing a borrowed crab costume.,1,spont,train train_spont_634,"Yeah, so Kylie and I just met this guy and he wants to buy a bike.","Hello, sir, welcome to DM Sliders' Bike Shop.",1,spont,train train_spont_635,Can I do old man makeup for my art project?,"You could, but it's pretty simple. You just take an eyebrow pencil and draw lines on your face.",1,spont,train train_spont_636,"Darling, he's made it clear his pride prevents him from skipping the line.",My pride has stopped me from many things.,1,spont,train train_spont_637,"I may be stair witch, but I know a doorway vampire when I see one.",I knew there was a reason he was loitering around. Just being all vampire-y. Not coming in.,1,spont,train train_spont_638,Peter Pan is a gang leader and a thug. Screw him.,"Wow, when did this hatred of Peter Pan happen with you, Ray?",1,spont,train train_spont_639,I'm bringing the grease so the line cooks can cook.,"If you bring the grease, I'll bring the pots.",1,spont,train train_spont_640,"The only constant is change, which is what it says on the moon juice poster.","Even though that's a weird slogan for moon juice, it really makes a lot of sense.",1,spont,train train_spont_641,"Nooky, we missed you!",Did we? Becky does not speak for the whole group.,1,spont,train train_spont_642,We must get our daughter out of the house. I've been wanting to ravish you in the dining room for 35 years.,I've been too ashamed with our daughter running around. I won't give it up until she's gone.,1,spont,train train_spont_643,Richard seems to be doing pretty good with being a social butterface.,"Everything is fine, except for his face.",1,spont,train train_spont_644,Stop touching her you foul alien-ghost.,I'm not an alien-ghost. I'm a Blockbuster clerk.,1,spont,train train_spont_645,"Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today.",And you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit.,1,spont,train train_spont_646,How'd you get your handles so high and wide?,I custom made this bike. There's no time to tell that story right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_647,"Oh yeah, I remember nothing happening. Like nothing negative, I mean.","Yeah. I mean, a lot of my co-workers say I only choose the concerts where no shit is gonna happen. But I just, you know, I like the peaceful bands.",1,spont,train train_spont_648,I will only be happy when I'm at the bottom of this river.,Do you want us to get some stones? Or cement? You can use it to weigh you down. Then we can leave and live in peace.,1,spont,train train_spont_649,"In this world we live in today, sometimes we get caught up in our jobs and we forget to just give a God damn hello.",Caught up in your jobs? We've been standing here waiting for coffee and you guys are talking about God knows what. I don't think you're caught up in your jobs.,1,spont,train train_spont_650,Call me Santa. The costume should have tipped you off.,"Too be fair, your Santa costume has a name tag on it that says Sandra.",1,spont,train train_spont_651,How are we going to pay our bills if you're not working? How are we going to put food on the table?,"Is it food on the table, or table under the food? Bet you never thought of it that way.",1,spont,train train_spont_652,"Oh, look at that. He flew away.","Yeah, he has these wings. It's an invention. They actually fly. He thought he was gonna kind of retire on that, but no one wanted actual bird wings that they had to attach on to themselves. It's kind of an invasive surgery.",1,spont,train train_spont_653,He also owns one record label. Hew owns Emoch. It's mostly hate jazz.,Hate jazz? I love that stuff.,1,spont,train train_spont_654,"It is 1977, I missed the season finale of The Greatest American Hero to come here and do this job.",I can tell you what happens. The aliens come back and give him the instructions for the suit.,1,spont,train train_spont_655,"Lady, I'm going to step on you and smash you like a scone!","You know, we're all just baked goods here on this planet, waiting to be stepped on and eaten, so if you need to step on me to feel like you're a bigger pastry, then I'm going to say that's okay.",1,spont,train train_spont_656,"Wait a second, are all of you Satanists?","Well, we don't like to put labels on it.",1,spont,train train_spont_657,"He can't read. So what, are you just taking dictation of the things he says?","Yeah, and he says a lot of a gross stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_658,Is the Aid Man signing about to begin?,"Yes, let me go get the velvet ropes so we can put down where the line starts.",1,spont,train train_spont_659,Wow! You're a healthy 135 pounds. That's quite fit!,Thank you. It's been a real struggle to lose the extra weight I gained when I was pregnant last year.,1,spont,train train_spont_660,"Yeah, it took them so long to get to fight exchange one. I don't have the patience to wait for four more.","I did hear them mention a casserole while they were fighting, so at least there's that to look forward to.",1,spont,train train_spont_661,I guess we should descend from our tower and go out there and try to help the people.,I guess we should I heard that they have radioactive scorpions down there nowadays.,1,spont,train train_spont_662,You're a very cute baby. You have good hair for a baby.,"Thank you. It's funny because it's like, uh, it's all crazy. ",1,spont,train train_spont_663,The shirt reminded her of a crash. It made her want to crash again.,"Well, it was a tie-dye shirt, it was bloody red. I mean, in hindsight, that was a terrible shirt.",1,spont,train train_spont_664,Two Seacrests? One a foot taller than the other and one with a big scar down his face.,It's a double manager situation.,1,spont,train train_spont_665,"Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time anywhere, singing her ""You say stalagmite, I say stalactite"", Vera Louise Gorman.",I'm so glad to be here on America's Favorite X-Factor. This is just a little diddy that I made up.,1,spont,train train_spont_666,"There seems to be something stuck in there, but we haven't lit the fire in a year.",It's probably soot.,1,spont,train train_spont_667,"I know us dentists have a lot planned for the dental convention this weekend, so I won't take up much of your time.","Yeah, just let the coordinator when you plan on finishing up this speech, sweetie, because we've got Jon Levitz up next for entertainment.",1,spont,train train_spont_668,"Why do we have to talk like this on the outside, but when we come home, we speak like you?",We got a good thing going here. We don't have to pay taxes or fight in wars. We don't have to worry about clothes because we wear the same stuff all the time.,1,spont,train train_spont_669,Look at the tears of dust floating all around.,The humans will clean them up and not think twice about it.,1,spont,train train_spont_670,There might be some underlying tension because of our new arrangement.,That's OK. There was underlying tension with Abba. This works.,1,spont,train train_spont_671,"Young lady, why do you feel like you cannot be yourself here in Orlando, the most welcoming place on earth?",You all have a strong sense of self. I have no identity.,1,spont,train train_spont_672,"Cards on the table. I worry, because of my secret love for Meredith, that she's mixed up with a bad guy who is also Janice's husband perhaps. Or at the very least her baby daddy. So I want to expose this Jonathan.",Doesn't that feel better? Thank you for being honest with me. I really appreciate that. Alright. That's the only way we can change.,1,spont,train train_spont_673,Saltwater toughys are also mystics. We start prophesying and stuff.,"OK. So, saltwater toughys are the things you sell, but also what the employees are called. This place just keeps getting more and more weird.",1,spont,train train_spont_674,We put a lot of time and effort and energy this gift. It's a picture collage of your children from when they were born all the way through now.,"OK, that sounds like a lot of effort, but not a lot of money spent.",1,spont,train train_spont_675,You don't think doctors are real?,No. They're ghosts of a former person. This was taught to me by my great grumpy gramp.,1,spont,train train_spont_676,"So, the Maytag shot Mary out of the rapid and she hit a boat on the shore. I'm sorry I asked. I didn't realize what a horrible tale was going to be spun.",I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you. It's not a great story.,1,spont,train train_spont_677,"Danielle, he says we have overdue movies.","Well, I'm not in charge of returning them, I'm just in charge of checking them out.",1,spont,train train_spont_678,"Hey, this isn't my ring. Michael Jackson, I need my ring back if I'm ever going to win back the love of my wife.","Alright, but I should tell you that if I give you this ring back, we're all just going to return to being old puppets.",1,spont,train train_spont_679,Thank you for knowing I meant scalpel even when I said scapula.,I am a long time nurse. Just because we've never worked together doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing.,1,spont,train train_spont_680,I made a hard shift into more Amish like living.,Do Amish use typewriters or just paper and pen?,1,spont,train train_spont_681,"Charlie, you are taxing me today.","What am I, the IRS? I don't know what you mean.",1,spont,train train_spont_682,Show those young people the light that you have within. Open yourself to them.,"Diary, the last time you said that, I spent so much time in jail.",1,spont,train train_spont_683,It's a good thing your name isn't refrigerator.,"You know what, I don't think women should make jokes.",1,spont,train train_spont_684,Have you ever been bit at one of those snake churches?,He's been bit by the spirit.,1,spont,train train_spont_685,"Sassy surgeons, should we start dressing more drab? Will that project us back up into the big world?",Do we even want to go back there?,1,spont,train train_spont_686,"Just like, the thimbles that are supposed to protect your fingers from the needle.","Yeah, mine's got holes.",1,spont,train train_spont_687,Are coozies the things you put on your cups?,"Yes, you put the coozie on the cup. That's a real glass half full attitude. I like you.",1,spont,train train_spont_688,"Here you go, honey. I feel so reckless. I didn't even pay for this orange julius! It's a Christmas miracle!","OK. Well, that's illegal. It's actually a crime.",1,spont,train train_spont_689,"She's very smart. You never heard of keeping things in your bra before, now did you?",You are so sweet.,1,spont,train train_spont_690,Do you have any interest in Kyle?,"He does look kind of nut balls, but I'm open. I'm open to whoever.",1,spont,train train_spont_691,"I was going to ask the chicken what it thought of me because my momma never told me what she thought of me. She always said ""If you get a chicken to like you, that means you're something.""?","Oh man, I used to ask my mama what she thought of me all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_692,"Oh, well, Alice is my favorite animated older thing.","Oh, well, my favorite older thing was Josie and the Pussycats.",1,spont,train train_spont_693,We'll re-hydrate this powdered medicine with tongue sweat and inject it into him. That ought to put him in in cryofreeze until we get this cocaine back to the 1980's.,"I'm kind of sorry I suggested it 'cause it's really grossing me out, the idea of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_694,You're wearing a ball gown.,I wanted to look beautiful for you.,1,spont,train train_spont_695,"I am over my head, and I'm looking for any kind of info or guidance on how this whole parenting thing works.",Well the last time I talked to my dad was probably ten years ago.,1,spont,train train_spont_696,You used to go into the airplane cockpit?,"Yea, pre 9-11, I was always in that cockpit.",1,spont,train train_spont_697,I drink no water and I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day.,"Honey, you have pruned up something fierce. You've got to do something about that.",1,spont,train train_spont_698,Is this your first time at a Phish concert?,It is. But I'm not actually inside the concert yet.,1,spont,train train_spont_699,"If you jiggle the canvas, they do something crazy cool. Watch this.","They's doing a little laugh in dance. This is unseemly and ungodly. Sven, I'm no longer your master. I'm out of here.",1,spont,train train_spont_700,I've got a bus that's headed up to upstate New York.,"OK, here. Take all my money.",1,spont,train train_spont_701,"Oh, you're preaching to the choir. I've had many snacks inside of me over the years.",Did you get them taken out or did you just let them grow in there?,1,spont,train train_spont_702,She has family in Paris.,Uncle Fritz. He lives at the top of the Eiffel Tower!,1,spont,train train_spont_703,It's a pretty tough turnout here at the funeral.,"Well, Grandfather wasn't very well liked.",1,spont,train train_spont_704,I was just doing a classic ventriloquist dummy with my eyes shifting back and forth.,Just like on that Twilight Zone episode. That was one of my favorite episodes. I'll never forget the ending.,1,spont,train train_spont_705,"The fortune is not for me, it's for us to share, as both of us have ingested halves of the fortune cookie. I rest my case.",OK. He wins. Can I say that? He wins. That was so good.,1,spont,train train_spont_706,Why don't you go play with your frinds in the forest?,Oh you mean Billy and Daisy? They died.,1,spont,train train_spont_707,I think it matters if the sandwich feels hot. Egg salad sandwiches are supposed to be cold to room temperature.,"Yeah, and eggs are the beginning of life. It's important to treat them right.",1,spont,train train_spont_708,"Oh, not Elle fanning?","Oh no, Elle shes not a newscaster silly, shes an actress like me.",1,spont,train train_spont_709,I'm not sure what's happening here. You asking me if I've ever been in love seems like it's in violation of the policy.,"Cleatus, I think you misunderstand what the purpose of my question is. You know, I'm very happily married to Mrs. Madison.",1,spont,train train_spont_710,"I feel like every time someone asks you about a crime, you tell them I didn't do the crime. I only burned down the hospital and I enjoy Miss Georgina's breads in the middle of the night.","To cover our bases, any time a crime comes up, I say that you didn't do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_711,I don't think I'm long for this world.,Well your eyes are weird - they have no color. You look like the lead bassist from Limp Bizkit.,1,spont,train train_spont_712,I didn't know shortbread came in loaves.,"Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I figure I really get the whole shortbread experience. Why not, Instead of making a bunch of little cookies or whatever the fuck, make, like a whole loaf size so you can cut it up like bread. I don't know. I guess I was confused with the recipe.",1,spont,train train_spont_713,I have an R-BnB that I've rented.,"Maybelline, how dare you. You've betrayed the church, the gods, the temple, and the daddy-master. I cast you out, vile demon-woman.",1,spont,train train_spont_714,"Um, so, as you can see I type a uh, a lot of words per minute.",I'm very impressed. I'd like you just to type the instructions you read on everything you find in my pantry. The print is too small for me.,1,spont,train train_spont_715,"Yeah, I guess I needed to go through a change. Break out of my domestic trap that I was in.",It's almost as if you underwent a conversion not dissimilar to the zombies.,1,spont,train train_spont_716,How would you compare Ghost Recon and Skyrim. It's impossible.,"I'll be honest, I don't care about either. I'm a Pokemon man myself.",1,spont,train train_spont_717,"Is there a train running tomorrow to Savannah, Georgia?","Certainly, jack off. You're talking about the God damn Savannah train.",1,spont,train train_spont_718,I don't answer it? I'm not your client.,Nobody answer any questions. I'm the only one answering questions.,1,spont,train train_spont_719,"Yes, I shall not be sharing my stuffed cheese with this one over here.","Well, you needn't worry about the Well Dropping Society having enough pizza to go around to feed its members because I will not be joining.",1,spont,train train_spont_720,"OK, I'm sorry. Am I in the right place?","Yes, yes you are. Hi, how're you doing? My name is Catalina.",1,spont,train train_spont_721,"It's all about owning whatever you say, no matter how insanely wrong you might be. Doesn't that sound nice?",Do you want my honest answer or do you want the answer you want to hear?,1,spont,train train_spont_722,"I'm not a dwarf. I'm just short, okay? Just a short guy.","Yeah, but you also have a red cap on. It looks like a dwarf's hat.",1,spont,train train_spont_723,"Well, I have a raging heroin addiction, so it might just be you who is sober.",Good thing I'm straight edge like everyone from the country called Country.,1,spont,train train_spont_724,"I'm nervous about my family, Sharon.",You're sweating.,1,spont,train train_spont_725,"Hey, can you guys keep it down, please? I'm trying to take a nap.","Sorry, Omar. I didn't see you were in your boots.",1,spont,train train_spont_726,"Look, I'm pretty sure these guys are robots.","Yeah, but they are pretty nice. I mean, they gave me this horse, he brought me this bucket.",1,spont,train train_spont_727,Comic Burglar is slowly making a get away. Someone stop him.,Why is he walking sideways like a crab?,1,spont,train train_spont_728,"You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave.","It's was like, no offense honey but I love you and the dog the same.",1,spont,train train_spont_729,"Clearly, you're a raging alcoholic. Would you care for a cigarette?","I don't see why not. I mean, it's the '60s so, sure.",1,spont,train train_spont_730,This is slightly larger than a tick.,"Oh, yeah. Look at that. I didn't have have my glasses on or eyes open.",1,spont,train train_spont_731,"Oh, my eyes! The light is so bright out here.","Have you ever seen that Ripley's Believe It or Not, where the woman has the ability to pop her eyes out of her skull? Your eyes look like hers.",1,spont,train train_spont_732,Would you like me to go out and come back in?,That would be perfect. I have to practice being rude.,1,spont,train train_spont_733,"I could understand why you think that, but I was actually entirely silent.","But you're a woman, and he's a man. So even if you didn't say anything, you were thinking it in your mind. He had no choice because you silently suggested it.",1,spont,train train_spont_734,We've gotten so far away from real people with real stories on reality TV.,"Yeah, Toilet Island was the last real show. There are really toilets and there are really islands.",1,spont,train train_spont_735,"I took a big nap and when I woke up, there was this strange couple in the organ room.","Please Doris, could you tie your robe? I beg of you.",1,spont,train train_spont_736,"I get terribly, terribly seasick. But I usually don't know 'til another month after I get off the boat.",That's what it's like being a woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_737,"Please welcome Alfred Molena. Oh, here he comes dragging across the floor.","I know you wanted to see the ham bone tonight, but it won't be happening. It's going to be done by my domestic partner.",1,spont,train train_spont_738,"I didn't know you were married, Mrs. Sapsworth.",Of course I'm married. I'm a woman of 28.,1,spont,train train_spont_739,No son of mine is going to slap meat and cheeses on bread. You want to be a sandwich slopper? What about law school?,"Law school? It's ridiculous. What a waste of time. What are you doing? Sitting there, trying to keep people out of jail or keep people from getting sued, or suing other people. What else is there to the law?",1,spont,train train_spont_740,"So, in order to get out of here, I have to get my jacket, but in order to get my jacket, I have to get out of here?","Yeah, see how the system is basically rigged to keep you in place no matter what?",1,spont,train train_spont_741,I'm trying to find an elf costume for my baby.,"Sir, are you aware that this is a Cracker Barrel?",1,spont,train train_spont_742,"I'll always love her, in my way.",Just say it. Just say you think she's hot.,1,spont,train train_spont_743,We've been looking for a place to put these unbaptized babies.,"They didn't do anything wrong, but they didn't get baptized in time. They didn't do much right.",1,spont,train train_spont_744,Did they ever figure out what impression that chicken was doing??,I think he was trying to do Carl Sandburg.,1,spont,train train_spont_745,"So, we should go out on stage asleep?","OK. I like that. I just said don't fall asleep. If we're already asleep when we're out there, that works.",1,spont,train train_spont_746,"Sir, Captain, Sir. Might I just point out that perhaps what the Ensign saw was looking at the coordinates upside down. Just saying.","I bet that was it. Thank you, Mr. Sulu.",1,spont,train train_spont_747,"If you feel like you want to get it all out, feel free to do a song yourself.",OK. This is my block. This is my blue block. This is my yellow block. This is mommy's shower and I should probably leave.,1,spont,train train_spont_748,"Papa, won't someone see the antennas from our home?","No, we made them look like wood.",1,spont,train train_spont_749,I'll be anywhere I please. My friend and I have been waiting now forty eight minutes for her Saturn. We're ready to go.,Couple more minutes. There's a whole team of people that are working on the other side of the car which you can't see right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_750,You're never going to be able to sell that.,"You never believed in me. You know what? This is the last straw, Bobby. I'm done with you. I deserve better. If you two like each other so much, you could keep each other. I'm going to be rich! Do you hear me? Rich! Not only from my bean bag chair full of nacho chips, but also trademarking the silhouette from my very beautiful and very unique hairdo. Goodbye forever, Bobby. You're a loser, and you always will be! Samantha, it was nice to see you.",1,spont,train train_spont_751,Your spray tan is perfect. I want everyone to know that you're my child.,"I'm bright orange. I wanted to look good. I wanted to look fancy, but I overdid it.",1,spont,train train_spont_752,"I guess I was hoping the shoe would turn out to be magical or something. I mean, the yo-yo was.",There has been a lot of unexpected magic today at this Home Depot.,1,spont,train train_spont_753,"You're going to see her aren't you? I know about here. I keep this place clean. I cook. I have sex with you on a regular basis, and this is the thanks I get.","Yeah, well, she does too. All those things. She keeps my other place clean. She cooks. She has sex with me in my other place. I must go. It's my manly duty to please all women.",1,spont,train train_spont_754,"Oh, man. I'm getting so grown up. I learned how to braid my pubes in school the other day.",I didn't know they did it that early. That's important. You've got to braid those pubes and you've got to put on golf cleats when you come home from work.,1,spont,train train_spont_755,"By some miracle, I ran. As a baby in the snow. Luckily it wasn't a lot of snow.",It's very Forrest Gump of you.,1,spont,train train_spont_756,That's part of the prophecy. One will be the common thread. One will be beautiful and fall in love after a sneeze. And one will be the common thread. And then it said one will be fart-y and one will be smart-y.,I'm the fart-y one. I've literally been letting out one continuous fart this entire time. I apologize.,1,spont,train train_spont_757,Why don't you come out of the shadows? We want to hang out with you!,"I understand you guys are here to do some spelunking, and when I was a surface man, I enjoyed the company of others. I thought, perhaps, I might show you around down here in the shadowy subways.",1,spont,train train_spont_758,This painting over here in the north west corner. The crow with the beady eyes that seem to follow you. Something about it reminds me of something.,The look on his face. It reminds me of that look that comes over Dean's face when he's done something terrible.,1,spont,train train_spont_759,Let's focus on the problem. It's too easy to get off topic.,"I'm just saying, maybe one of the reasons why we're not up in the sky and we're in the ocean is because Cookie took some drugs.",1,spont,train train_spont_760,He had to put down his beer to wave you over. That's a big commitment for someone with only one arm.,"And it's your birthday, too. You shouldn't have to do that.",1,spont,train train_spont_761,So you're only part devil?,"Yeah. See how I'm a snake, but I also have horns?",1,spont,train train_spont_762,Here on Mars Base 3 we're up to 60 people.,I gotta say I was not aware that there were more than the four of us. This is in fact news to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_763,Look at my husband flirting with the secretary. He's just a flirt. He's flirting with everybody.,"It's the doctor on the phone. It ain't no damn secretary, woman!",1,spont,train train_spont_764,I would put a layer of garlic bread on the bottom.,"Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting.",1,spont,train train_spont_765,"Oh, shoot. Is this Saturday? I'm here for the mom's meeting.","We operate alphabetically, and the meeting for The Nets basketball team is today. So that would have been a couple of days ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_766,"Oh, I lost my place.","Yes, dad, because you really didn't take my note at all.",1,spont,train train_spont_767,"This place is, uh, spooky. We have to spend the night in it to get the inheritance? I don't know, this is terrifying.","I'm freaking out, but I need this money so bad.",1,spont,train train_spont_768,Hi Gross Tic Tac. You somehow got loose from the box and now you're covered with fuzz and stuff.,I lost all my friends. I've been down here in the seam.,1,spont,train train_spont_769,"I am too. So I'll just put that on the schedule. After lunch, you and I will make love.","You know, it's just part of being a housewife. Decorating and putting out. Sure, you might have these newfangled people that think they can be independent, but no.",1,spont,train train_spont_770,"Well, that let's me out, I guess. I can't believe I stood in this line for so long.","Every week, Gladys. You do this every week.",1,spont,train train_spont_771,I laughed at John Wayne's funeral in the face of God. I'm pretty sure this curse is a curse of God on me.,"Craig, why would he curse all of us though? That seems unfair.",1,spont,train train_spont_772,What song is that you're singing? Liberian girl?,"Yes. See, he knew what it was. I'm a natural at this ventriloquism.",1,spont,train train_spont_773,"I like to have some privacy every once in awhile, you know.",I understand that. Everyone needs a room of ones own.,1,spont,train train_spont_774,Did you hear that Mr. Stanfield?,Listen with your heart. Take those Airpods out of your ears.,1,spont,train train_spont_775,"Well, why would you promise not to say horse? We're at a stable. You can say horse.","I make promises when I start jobs, that's how I am.",1,spont,train train_spont_776,What's the hold up? This session was supposed to start an hour ago.,I hired a sitter. I have a hard out.,1,spont,train train_spont_777,The Streets are down to just a guitarist and some vocals.,That's right. They kind of just busk now.,1,spont,train train_spont_778,I'm so scared. It's just so weird to be back out in the world after being trapped for a year.,"Yeah, something feels a little bit weird about this because I just met and I'm already helping you, but I heard so much about you so I'm sure it's fine.",1,spont,train train_spont_779,Are you on the keto diet?,"I know what it is, but I don't believe in it.",1,spont,train train_spont_780,Did you throw dog food at this man's head?,"Maybe, but if I did, it was provoked.",1,spont,train train_spont_781,"Don't worry, kid. I'm not a minator.",Thank God. You're just a creepy dude down in the storm drain.,1,spont,train train_spont_782,I'm Jermaine. Look at my ear.,"Jermaine doesn't normally say that, he's always talking about his eyes.",1,spont,train train_spont_783,I guess we could have been selling rocking horses to sex people all the time and we didn't know. They didn't declare it like this lady did.,That is true. We might have already crossed over to the dark side and didn't even know it.,1,spont,train train_spont_784,We have a 'just divorced' button that we will very happily throw in on top of the coozie.,"It's true. It won't hold up your pants, but it is a button that you can adorn your clothing with.",1,spont,train train_spont_785,"Now that I think about it, my life doesn't sound good.","No. Hey, why don't you take a swig of that maple-cocaine syrup? It'll make you feel better.",1,spont,train train_spont_786,There's going to be times when you're tested on your job. I'm not going to lie to you.,"But, they're not allowed to touch us right?",1,spont,train train_spont_787,Hold on a second. You really believe jail doesn't exist?,"We don't have a jail in this town, so if we've never seen one, it's not real.",1,spont,train train_spont_788,Do you have to stand right in somebody's face when you talk to them? That's my son.,"Yeah, you have really weird breath. I can't totally place it.",1,spont,train train_spont_789,"When you look in this mirror, you can see the devil's face.","Yes, I can kind of see it over your shoulder.",1,spont,train train_spont_790,Yes. That's also my middle name. Crystal. Carl Crystal Slider.,"One day, after I'm gone, this bike shop's going to be called CC Sliders' Bike Shop instead of DM Sliders' Bike Shop.",1,spont,train train_spont_791,"Well, let me just rip off one of these plastic tubes we use to shove the mail up the vacuum system and we got our own little crack pipe.","And, since we might be smoking you to death right now, is there anything you'd like us to tell the world about you. Or your siblings?",1,spont,train train_spont_792,"Yes, we said all sorts of things, didn't we. Didn't you say would run through snow in the Olympics?","Oh, yeah, but I was always intending to escape.",1,spont,train train_spont_793,Have you guys started the coffee contest?,"I did. I drank so much coffee, I can hear my heart.",1,spont,train train_spont_794,"That story was about we lost our arms, not about our mother's illness, so it didn't fit too prominently in that story. Doesn't mean there aren't stories. We got a lot of stories about mama.","We do, there's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.",1,spont,train train_spont_795,"I can't believe that Claire's thing was bigger than my secret about a child that didn't know he was my son. I'm so glad that it worked out so well, darling.","I hope that now this means we can limp together, side by side.",1,spont,train train_spont_796,"Rita, that's so forward. I'll have sex with you if you want. Were you looking at me, or?","I said someone, I didn't mean you. We're gonna be here awhile. I'm just saying I'm ready to put out for the cause.",1,spont,train train_spont_797,It's too late. Just shut me in the freezer with the cocaine fish.,"Stop right there, it's me Rookie. I've become part of the artificial intelligence. I've de-latched the hinges. You're free.",1,spont,train train_spont_798,What does your wife take pills for?,"She takes them for anxiety and then to get re-anxious. She thinks there's a plane at the end of that jet way. They lock those doors, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_799,"Just so you know, I might pass out a lot from fear. I'm like one of those fainting goats. There's no fight or flight. I just fall down.","I've been doing Crossfit, and I think you're about the weight of a tire. So, I think I could catch you when you fall.",1,spont,train train_spont_800,Your pupils look very dilated with fear.,"They're dilated, but it's from cocaine and maple syrup, not fear.",1,spont,train train_spont_801,You know how I feel about Lavar. I love him. I'm very proud of you.,Thank you mom. I would never watch anything else. The only thing I watch is Lavar Burton.,1,spont,train train_spont_802,"OK. Let me try it. Get a load of my bite and chew. I bite and then...aww, it all spilled out of my mouth.",We just saw your chew and spit. That's disgusting. You better work on the bite and chew some more.,1,spont,train train_spont_803,"I noticed you keep backing out of the room, but holding eye contact with me.","That's right, because we like to look at you, baby morgue man.",1,spont,train train_spont_804,You know what? I'm going to give you enough rope. I think you should audition for the school play.,Really? No one ever seems to have any confidence in me.,1,spont,train train_spont_805,"You think you might find an ancient civilization that nobody ever heard before, right here in Fallsburg?",Right here in the bike shop. No one ever goes into the basement.,1,spont,train train_spont_806,I just saw a guy stab another guy in the face.,You were able to look at that? I would have ran.,1,spont,train train_spont_807,Those are the cutest little mice I've ever seen. I bet they're married.,Ones wearing a suit and one's wearing a little wedding dress.,1,spont,train train_spont_808,"I'm not really a cop. I chose to be small because when I was big, everyone called me retching Gretchen. I have several food sensitivities and I threw up a lot.","They thought by making you smaller, you would throw up less?",1,spont,train train_spont_809,"Bobby, do you want to get in the dumpster with me?",Sure. I'm curious as to what it feels like.,1,spont,train train_spont_810,"You know, 30 years, ladies and gentleman, we've never had a teleprompter mishap until today. I don't know what a freak fart is, but I'd like to know.","Well, I do, but that's a whole 'nother segment, Catalina.",1,spont,train train_spont_811,Sparkling or Tap?,"I'll have the sparkling, it's quite the occasion for me.",1,spont,train train_spont_812,I tried to clear my mind and all I can think of is work. It's been too long. Maybe I should just leave and go back to the tenth circle of hell no one talks about.,"You still got it, Golgatha. It's in there and it's buried deep. But, you've got it and I believe in you. I just want to say that I think you're a natural and you've got this.",1,spont,train train_spont_813,I can hear from distances and I heard you called me elderly. I did not stand in line during the civil rights movement to be referred to as old.,I'm do apologize Ma'am. We are just trying to identify people as quickly and efficiently as possible.,1,spont,train train_spont_814,I'm sorry. You think I had control over that coma?,Your mother did not intend to be in that eight day coma. It was written up that way.,1,spont,train train_spont_815,"Guys, I'm just looking at the clock. We've gotta start this play because they're all watching now.",Oh my god. David's right. I just looked out the curtain. There's a full house out there.,1,spont,train train_spont_816,Are you looking for a third wife? I guess the tulips are having an affect on me.,"Well, we can go out and talk about it some more. I might be interested.",1,spont,train train_spont_817,"When you say ""four dumb idiots"" I'm glad you are including our pet tapeworm Rubber Band, because he is part of this family and you're not.","Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you.",1,spont,train train_spont_818,"How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude. Also, it's bad luck.",You're being very ableist right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_819,I wish I wouldn't have given my glasses to Tonya.,Is that why you're here? This seems like a clerical error.,1,spont,train train_spont_820,"Hey, look. The whole audience watched that exchange with my father. It's become part of the play and there's not a dry eye in the house.",They must think that this is part of the dialogue of the play.,1,spont,train train_spont_821,"Buddy, don't get charged. Why you so mad?",I'm just upset. I'm trying a second career. I used to be a doctor on Krypton. I got into some questionable practices.,1,spont,train train_spont_822,They stopped doing the Olympics altogether because I ran away?,You ruined it. People were so sad.,1,spont,train train_spont_823,"Clappy, I have a weird feeling that those two - that Rita and Derrick have tried to keep us out.",I feel that way too. But I'm used to that in my life.,1,spont,train train_spont_824,"You guys, this is the happiest day of my life. I just got a job. I'm so thrilled, and I know this has been a hard time, but thank you for sticking with me. And Mark, I love you so much. I think it's time we have kids.","Sandy, hold on a second. I've got something to tell you. I'm leaving you. It's going to be great.",1,spont,train train_spont_825,"That reminds me, we've got to get this pigeon out of here.","Oh, ho! She's going to be P to the O'ed if we don't do that.",1,spont,train train_spont_826,"I know that the concert is delayed, but why are we in a line?",Is this the line for the delay?,1,spont,train train_spont_827,"Daniel, your family loves you. Don't be nervous.","You say that, but I can tell by the look in their eyes. They're visibly cursing at me with their eyes. It's something I don't know if you're picking up on, Sharon, and I'm nervous.",1,spont,train train_spont_828,"We're not keeping the place very cold, though.?","No, 'cause we still haven't figured out Fahrenheit or Celsius.",1,spont,train train_spont_829,"I have my sweater cape on. I'm almost ready to go to the giants reunion. I don't want to go, Colonial. I don't want to go.",It will be fine Patricia. You gotta just dart your eyes around a lot and make sure you're out of the way of any butts.,1,spont,train train_spont_830,Don't think of me as a big boss. Just think of me as a little old man who pays your checks.,"Thank you, Mr. Madison, for stating that fact.",1,spont,train train_spont_831,You've made me realize that my whole life has been nothing but a lie!,"Yes, but at least you have love. Love conquers all.",1,spont,train train_spont_832,But did they write songs for Tina Turner?,Maybe. It was the mid nineties. Everybody was writing songs for Tina Turner back then.,1,spont,train train_spont_833,"It's not hard, Delores. Just call the person's name and they'll come inside. I don't know why you make more of your job than it has to be.",I have to feel like I'm important. I'll be right back.,1,spont,train train_spont_834,That's right. Kelly Sue was performing here when she was a child.,"Yeah, I was a child performer. That's what I was getting at.",1,spont,train train_spont_835,Isn't it great to just go to sleep into a made bed?,It is nice have a made bed when you're going to sleep. I'd like if my mom still made my bed.,1,spont,train train_spont_836,It would relieve the monotony for us if we all go up to the surface and you can do some improv.,"Yeah, Marge knows that brunch open mic Momedy show at Clifton's Cafeteria.",1,spont,train train_spont_837,"I have been waiting here looking at these two teenagers making out, kissing on the lips outside, leaning on the window.",I wish that I had someone to make out with.,1,spont,train train_spont_838,Life is just a constant motion. You can't hold onto anything.,This boy is like Shakespeare. The poetry that drops from his mouth is so beautiful. How did I get so lucky?,1,spont,train train_spont_839,"Ow, you're hurting me.","I was a professional wrestler, so sorry.",1,spont,train train_spont_840,It sounds like you two are really having a rough time.,You're so understanding and you're right. We are having a terrible time.,1,spont,train train_spont_841,"Well, it was a tie-dye shirt, it was bloody red. I mean, in hindsight, that was a terrible shirt.","Why would you wear a striped, tie-dye shirt? Especially on TV?",1,spont,train train_spont_842,"I used to do a Mom's comedy night on Sunday nights. It was a cafe during the day. So, we'd have brunch there and then you'd end up on stage that night living your dreams out",She had this 227 bit. It was hilarious. She could do all the different voices of the characters.,1,spont,train train_spont_843,"Well, look at this. A bunch of boys to buy. Wow!",Hey lady. Keep your hands off the merchandise unless you purchase it.,1,spont,train train_spont_844,We're very small children. Mom and Mr. Piccadilly should be able to lie to us more easily and so I'm wondering how they've even gotten through life.,"Yeah, should we confront them and see if we can get the truth?",1,spont,train train_spont_845,"You know, I gotta be honest with you. For a while, you were my idol. But I just gotta go work at the factory, at the plant on Factory Street.","He doesn't believe in himself. He could have been a real weatherman, right here in town, but he sold himself out. He just went to the plant because his dad did.",1,spont,train train_spont_846,She's putting on a lot of lotion and powder.,It looks like it's creating some kind of paste on your body.,1,spont,train train_spont_847,Ken is still here waiting to murder somebody.,"I know. Ken, no one wants you to murder anyone. You're a time criminal.",1,spont,train train_spont_848,I've been standing over here in a towel waiting for my weigh-in. I'm feeling pretty naked right about now.,"Yeah, that's how you do it, Brad. That's how you do a weigh-in. You come in, you're ready to drop the towel, get that weigh-in, and go on your merry way.",1,spont,train train_spont_849,"Hold on, I was sitting on the knife the whole time. I was on the chair the whole time. It almost fell through the cracks.",Your ass is Teflon. I love that about you.,1,spont,train train_spont_850,"It's important that the two of you are blindfolded when we do the roll off, so there's no visual influence on the dice.",I'll put on my mom's U2 shirt. ,1,spont,train train_spont_851,This is the line for the circular saw. Hope you brought a book.,"Well, I didn't bring a book. I wish I had. I could have used the pages to take care of something outside.",1,spont,train train_spont_852,What can we do to make our lack of attention up to you? How about some free coffee?,"OK. I would love some coffee. I think my friend needs a nap and maybe a bottle of water. Right now, a tear is coming out of her eye, but it's mostly bile.",1,spont,train train_spont_853,I knew it your a chef too!,Yeah I mean I'm wearing chefs whites and a chefs hat.,1,spont,train train_spont_854,This is a time where I could have implied a little violence towards a child and this really would have worked out in our favor.,"I know, but it gets complicated with paperwork.",1,spont,train train_spont_855,"Mom, I put my bathing suit on wrong.",Oh let me take if off for you and switch it around.,1,spont,train train_spont_856,"You know, the residual checks are coming in like crazy. I never thought putting you guys on tour together would be a great idea, but I was wrong. Chock me up one wrong for my category.?",And what a way to wind down this Cat Woman tour on a super yacht!,1,spont,train train_spont_857,What happened to that one fellow that ran the pirate ship?,"Remember, he got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul.",1,spont,train train_spont_858,"I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net. As you know, it's a normal thing to do, to reunite a cast of a movie.",We have reunions every year.,1,spont,train train_spont_859,You know what I'm gonna do? I am going to keep this copy of my Weekend at Bernie's.,"I love that movie, man.",1,spont,train train_spont_860,"We open tomorrow night, in Detroit. I rented a theater.","Wow, that's what you were doing on your phone.",1,spont,train train_spont_861,"Albert, you brought a dog.",The dog is sniffing at these two new students suspiciously.,1,spont,train train_spont_862,"Wait, so let me get our deal straight. I scare these people to death and you buy me a 12 pack of condoms?","I'll even make it a 24 pack, how's that sound?",1,spont,train train_spont_863,I don't remember what you said. You've got me all turned around.,You've been writing everything down. I can't believe you can't remember.,1,spont,train train_spont_864,"There was a sweet, nice couple who were here on their honeymoons. they kept going around all the area, all the different parks. When they came back I set their hair on fire.","We killed them. Ever since she set their hair on fire and refused to put them out, they burned to their own melty deaths.",1,spont,train train_spont_865,I waited in line this long and this is how the concert is going down?,"If you don't like this music, it's because you're not listening right. Listen to the notes between the notes.",1,spont,train train_spont_866,"You don't look like you live here right now though. What are you, back to your old haunts or something?","Yeah, that's right. I moved to Arkansas years ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_867,The Falconer football team's mascot is just a guy dressed as a falconer who is always looking up into the sky as if he's watching his falcon flying.,"Oh, and he has one of those really thick gloves on.",1,spont,train train_spont_868,Welcome to Millionaire's mansion.,"Oh yes, where is the kitchen? We are the kitchen help and also the entertainment.",1,spont,train train_spont_869,"He's our big man, that's right. He has a thyroid disease.",I have a thyroid condition. That's why my hair grows so long.,1,spont,train train_spont_870,"You know, there's trouble in the hills. I hope the American part of our family sends someone over soon so we can resolve the trouble in the hills.",I hope so too. I'm so hungry. All these troubles are making us hungry.,1,spont,train train_spont_871,I have some of this chartreuse nail polish on one of my arms. Can we leave it there?,Oh yeah. It will be a reminder of this day.,1,spont,train train_spont_872,"The echo man warned us that the house is evil and that we should be careful. But, he didn't really outline what we should be on the look out for.","Yeah, should we just be careful with what we say? Should we wear some heavy shoes to not stub a toe?",1,spont,train train_spont_873,You should open your own therapy sessions.,I guess I could. As long as I don't say I'm licensed it should be OK.,1,spont,train train_spont_874,"You thought James Patterson, the famous author - the guy whose books you read - you haven't looked at the back of the book, honey? You thought he was me?","I told you this before, I finished the book, why would I go to the back? It said The End.",1,spont,train train_spont_875,You're saying that I could probably be living my life better?,"Just a little bit. Don't change, but just change a little bit.",1,spont,train train_spont_876,"Mr. President, how did you run the free world for eight years and you can't tell that we're two different people?","Well, to be fair, we look exactly alike.",1,spont,train train_spont_877,I'm a little puppet man.,"Oh, I thought you were going to say ""Hide-y ho.""",1,spont,train train_spont_878,I sought medical treatment for my illness,"That's nice, but you shouldn't have. You should have depended on the lord. God will provide. That's all you need.",1,spont,train train_spont_879,Excuse me. Hello. Maestro? Are we ready for the rehearsal? I can't wait to tread on those boards.,"Now listen, you son of a bitch, I know you're going to be playing this part. You better study it like a mother fucker.",1,spont,train train_spont_880,OK. That was pretty specific. She still said nothing about your woman hips and didn't say your name was Bruce.,She did say Spruce. You know Bruce rhymes with spruce.,1,spont,train train_spont_881,"Listen, I came right out and said I was building a piano.",Well you know we're building a tiny house. Everybody does.,1,spont,train train_spont_882,I'm from one of those snake handler churches. They don't let us have cookies there.,Enjoy some of the strychnine we put out. There's a whole jar of it.,1,spont,train train_spont_883,"I could get some of the money? Hey, what do you have in mind, Charlie?","I'll cut you in for some of this money if you just, I don't know, scare these guys to death.",1,spont,train train_spont_884,"Sir, let me interrupt you for one second there. How can we help you here at the Cracker Barrel? We don't really get werewolves in here.",I already told you. I want an elf costume for my baby.,1,spont,train train_spont_885,"I like your coat. But your face, it's terrifying.",That's right. I'm from hell.,1,spont,train train_spont_886,"Really, Tom? You had to put ""puke"" in her middle name. And I wanted to name her middle name Thomas.",So it's Pukemas. People think it's a holiday.,1,spont,train train_spont_887,"When he wears a buttoned shirt, right around the chest area, it puckers open.","Right. So, he can get it buttoned, but you can see the skin between the buttons.",1,spont,train train_spont_888,Do you guys got a cigarette in that room?,"Yeah, we got a ton of cigarettes. Can you open the door?",1,spont,train train_spont_889,We have a lot of stories about our mama. There's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.,And then there's the time that we didn't have our homework done for a year and she did it all in one night.,1,spont,train train_spont_890,You left the stove on? That's not safe.,No one's more embarrassed than I am. I'm a fireman!,1,spont,train train_spont_891,"Hey, I just had that spaghetti yesterday! You're using it as a pillow!","Yeah, it's funny. When you're in a dumpster, there's a lot of cliche things you always find, including spaghetti and lettuce. I don't know, I guess people eat a lot of spaghetti and lettuce, but more than what they can eat, they throw it away.",1,spont,train train_spont_892,"Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I figure I really get the whole shortbread experience. Why not, Instead of making a bunch of little cookies or whatever the fuck, make, like a whole loaf size so you can cut it up like bread. I don't know. I guess I was confused with the recipe.","I see what you mean. It's called bread, but it's shortbread, like bread that's been condensed. ",1,spont,train train_spont_893,Do ghosts wear glasses?,"Yes, they do and should often. Their vision can be terrible.",1,spont,train train_spont_894,I'm a little man. I'm crawling under your blankie.,"Get off of me. Get out of here. You're not real, I know that. I'm in a dream.",1,spont,train train_spont_895,"Now, you know I have a harried past, Derek. I'm trying to raise our son in a more loving, accepting environment.","I know you have a harried past, Trina. You're saying the environment, in which you were raised wasn't quite so loving?",1,spont,train train_spont_896,We love having you work here.,"You've taught me something so important here. You're the most driven person I know. You make Michael Jordan look like a piece of shit. You're just so driven! I can pull up all the stats on my dad. He wakes up at four in the morning. He gets in the car. He drives to work. He doesn't even use Waze because he knows a quicker way because he wants to get to work as quick as he can because he likes to work here because he's so driven. I love that about you, dad.",1,spont,train train_spont_897,"Oh hi, Mike, I didn't see you there. How's things in the Sudan?","Oh, you know, pretty good. Insurgency is like a fucking truck though.",1,spont,train train_spont_898,"Look, send me the kids, I'll watch the kids. You two go to Detroit.","OK kids, gather round. This tree's got something to say to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_899,Does this mean something about us if we sell a rocking horse to a sex person?,I think it means that we're branching out into a new market and our business is expanding.,1,spont,train train_spont_900,I'm surprised I haven't seen you before.,I was locked in a cage by Bigfoot.,1,spont,train train_spont_901,"I brought my cat in for a tattoo. I know it's on the down low, but I heard that you tattoo animals here.","Look man, if you buy a bong, I'll tattoo your cat.",1,spont,train train_spont_902,"Ugh, you just blew smoke in my face.","Sorry, all I had was a menthol. I didn't have a mint.",1,spont,train train_spont_903,They could have gone to Greg's. They're very popular. And they have ice cream. Why don't we have ice cream?,You don't have to remind me that Greg's is very popular. People love it over there.,1,spont,train train_spont_904,I'm a leaf blowing in the wind. I'll go anywhere I want.,I collect leaves. I've been to nature trails before. I've made leaf collages. I think we've made a love connection here at the Denny's.,1,spont,train train_spont_905,Here's two goblets. It's rattlesnake blood.,"We've already had our fill, but fine. Let's spit it into each other's mouths.",1,spont,train train_spont_906,"No, I've never met him either. He doesn't know what an umbrella is and he doesn't know how to answer his cell phone or he doesn't understand when it's ringing.",And he won't walk in the water to the funeral.,1,spont,train train_spont_907,"There haven't been any city officials of any kind, have there?","No, I think that the city doesn't want people to know that this is where the toilet water comes from.",1,spont,train train_spont_908,"I've killed so many people for you two. Children, men, women.",Mostly children though.,1,spont,train train_spont_909,"Well I didn't think I'd see you ever again, but the honesty tree sent me on a quest to find you.",It seems like the honesty tree sent everyone here.,1,spont,train train_spont_910,"Gary, has it occurred to you that if all the people in the world stand here that the whole earth could collapse from the weight?","It terrifies me every single day. But if this is the way the world chooses to go out, who are we to say no? Maybe this is how it should end.",1,spont,train train_spont_911,"Lastly, the robber boy had the strength to throw a can of dog food at your head.",He had real strong muscles. He was a bulging boy.,1,spont,train train_spont_912,"I happen to know where a certain Buick is hidden that would take you very far inland, indeed.","It would be wonderful to move to a town, where people's teeth aren't destroyed by rocks?",1,spont,train train_spont_913,"Well, we've reached almost California. ","Boy, that was rough, Death Valley. We should have brought some water. I hereby christian it Death Valley because so many of our friends died back there.",1,spont,train train_spont_914,"You don't have to say anymore. I think I know where you're going with this and I love you too, Mrs. White.","Mr. Harbor, I'll have you know that I'm a married woman. He's just out of t own a lot.",1,spont,train train_spont_915,Watch me turn around. Lobster is the other half of my body.,"Oh, when you said you were half lobster, I didn't realize you meant that it's split back and front.",1,spont,train train_spont_916,"Turtle, I like your gold chain.","Thank you very much. Ah ha, hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus.",1,spont,train train_spont_917,"Uh, I've just been marrying these ketchups all afternoon. I don't think it's legal to do this.",To make us work this long without breaks?,1,spont,train train_spont_918,Think we ought to let a three year old work on the factory line?,"I don't know nothing about kids, but I saw we just turn him loose in the factory.",1,spont,train train_spont_919,"Guys, guys, Nixon is resigning.",The president?,1,spont,train train_spont_920,"He just sits there and talks about yo-yo's all day, doctor.",So she invented this expensive yo-yo and then she went insane? What is it about the yo-yo making experience that drove her mad?,1,spont,train train_spont_921,That woman passed us and she sounded so elegant I just decided to emulate her for a little while.,Let's let the actors take care of the acting on the stage and we'll just wait here until we can grab Gerald and take him back to the camp.,1,spont,train train_spont_922,"Now that you have swiped in, you may have any sub of your choosing, made of any mammal.","If I can have any mammal, any sandwich of my choosing, I'll have two six inch meatball subs.",1,spont,train train_spont_923,This is part of the reason why Jeremy is divorcing you. You're too rigid about being at certain places at certain times.,"Maybe so, but he was also having an affair. Okay, I said it.",1,spont,train train_spont_924,"Yes, I am allergic to men. I break out in rashes and hives. So I've never touched a man, and that's why I took a life drawing class. So I could see an naked man in person but not be near him or touch him.","Antoinette, can I tell you a secret? That's why everyone takes the life drawing class.",1,spont,train train_spont_925,"We are in New England in 1809. John Gooding Thadeous, you have accused Jane Gooding Thadeous of witchcraft.","Yeah, I've accused my wife of witchcraft. She sewed a poppet and caused me to go deaf.",1,spont,train train_spont_926,"You know, you didn't tell me your name.","It has sort of slipped my mind since being here. I've been here for so long. I feel like the longer I stay here, my memories are eluding me.",1,spont,train train_spont_927,I've been playing this organ for 72 years.,That's right. You were a baseball organ child prodigy.,1,spont,train train_spont_928,Here's the mop. You shouldn't spill water like that. I was in the kitchen getting the mop.,In the middle of our battle? We were having a fight to the death.,1,spont,train train_spont_929,"I hope they're doing Noises Off, the only play I like.",I love Noises Off. It's like a long episode of Fraiser.,1,spont,train train_spont_930,"OK, guys, I don't have time to debate thimbles with you. i gotta get over to the manatee tank.","Well, that's that's what somebody says when they're losing. I mean, like, of course you don't want to have a thimble debate now that you just got schooled. I mean Ronnie just freaking knocked your face off and put it on the ground.",1,spont,train train_spont_931,Did you two try the ghost cookies?,I did. They smell and taste stale.,1,spont,train train_spont_932,Is that your Grandfather back from the dead?,"I think so, but I'm sort of learning my family heritage isn't all I'd thought it would be.",1,spont,train train_spont_933,I'm feeling a lot better. I think I had too much of that wine.,You had all of the earth wine.,1,spont,train train_spont_934,You want to hear something crazy? We were just talking about you guys.,We know. We've kinda been keeping track of you guys in the last five years since we met at that state fair.,1,spont,train train_spont_935,Welcome to my house. I see you're here to do a sexy dance for me.,"Yeah, check it out. I've been practicing for a week.",1,spont,train train_spont_936,My husband was a rock n roll musician and his band was named The Streets.,"The Streets? Of course, we've all heard of The Streets.",1,spont,train train_spont_937,Do you get bit by bugs in your tree?,"At night, yes, all the time. I use lotion to make the bites feel better though.",1,spont,train train_spont_938,"Well, what's it looking like as far as personnel out on the floor?","Oh, it's fantastic. We have Johnny, who might be an escaped convict, but he's great at glazing. We also have a father.",1,spont,train train_spont_939,It's Minute Maid Lemonade from the fountain.,I like it 'cause it tastes chalky.,1,spont,train train_spont_940,"Stop the funeral. Sorry I'm late everyone, and I hope you don't mind that I brought a couple guests.","Oh, the more the merrier. As long as we get this song over and done with.",1,spont,train train_spont_941,"Hey, Evan. Hey, my grandma just bought this counter and they're going around saying that is making people combust.","Oh, I heard that on the radio. I was looking for California Dreamin'.",1,spont,train train_spont_942,"They want to know if this is North Street or South Street, and this is obviously South Street, which is also my corner.","Hey look, my toe's on your corner. I put my toe on your corner, now it's partially my corner.",1,spont,train train_spont_943,"I'm the know it all, the brainy one who's got a good heart, a heart of gold.","It's true, I heard her try and walk through a metal detector once and her heart set it off right away!",1,spont,train train_spont_944,I see these dead English people on the floor. I can tell they're English by their fancy dress.,"Yeah, they were torn apart by two house cats.",1,spont,train train_spont_945,I don't understand why they keep us up high. Why are we always on the fifth floor of this place and can never go down?,There's no elevator or stairs in this place.,1,spont,train train_spont_946,How dare you sir! How dare you hold onto the first gentleman's thumb pen for all these years.,He left it here! What was I supposed to do?,1,spont,train train_spont_947,"Mr. Claypool, since we're all mixing things up in our lives, how about if I go out and play the music with my wife Marjorie and our friend Murnice. Then, you just do some straight-up clowning?",How about I answer that question with a question. Do you want to smell this flower?,1,spont,train train_spont_948,Are you thinking what I'm thinking?,"I am. I'm thinking that we should all create a musical group, like Abba.",1,spont,train train_spont_949,"Ryan, I think it's bad form for you to allow yourself to be addressed by a bunch of managers.","Ryan, I'm gonna have to agree with my manager.",1,spont,train train_spont_950,"If we had better lawyers, we could feed people toxic waste and we would be fine.","We are all lawyers, so not only are you cutting me down, but you're cutting yourself down.",1,spont,train train_spont_951,It seems to be working Mr. LaCroix. The tube is going down to the underground lake.,"There haven't been any city officials of any kind, have there?",1,spont,train train_spont_952,"Oh, Gord? Gord from Canada? Look at you, you look fantastic.","Thanks so much. You know, it's probably the healthcare.",1,spont,train train_spont_953,"Judy, your therapy methods are unorthodox.","Well, that's why they made that movie about me.",1,spont,train train_spont_954,"Look, it's gonna take another hour to charge up these taser. Do you want a shotgun? Also have a mace over here if you need it, and there's a couple AK's and Uzi's.",I'll just take one of those shotguns then.,1,spont,train train_spont_955,"They're sleeping head to head, neck to wait neck then to their bodies right?",Yeah I think it goes head to neck and then body.,1,spont,train train_spont_956,"Dr. Mark, are these people giving you trouble?","Well, yes. They're trying to have a baby without paying for it.",1,spont,train train_spont_957,I'm afraid you're going to have to check in the thousand pounds of fudge.,It's not going to be worth it. We'll have to a pay a hundred bucks.,1,spont,train train_spont_958,"You're saying that all of my brothers and sisters, they do drugs and alcohol because of me?",It sounds like it's absolutely your fault. You're their crack rock.,1,spont,train train_spont_959,"Oh, little Jenna. Oh, come here my little Jenna.",That's your cat's name? Jenna?,1,spont,train train_spont_960,"So, you're not talking about the situation between Russia and America?","Yes, between Russia and the US. All the battles took place in cold climates.",1,spont,train train_spont_961,"But mom's dead, dad. The funeral is today.",You think your mother would just want us to fold up and just quit on our dream to be on The Price is Right?,1,spont,train train_spont_962,We're the callback kids.,There's no better callback then dead children returning after hundreds of years.,1,spont,train train_spont_963,We shared an experience in our apartment last night where somebody may or may not have been there.,"It was almost like we almost got off on the idea that people were in there without us knowing. And I was like, maybe we need some more excitement in our lives.",1,spont,train train_spont_964,"Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot?","Plus, I think her Doctor - Doctor Giltter - might be a Muppets character.",1,spont,train train_spont_965,I was accused of being sexist on par with President Donald Trump.,"He made that connect himself. And he had a toupee, so, the connection was made.",1,spont,train train_spont_966,I'm alone and I have no money.,"We have no money as well, but what we do to get money is - we're a band of pickpockets.",1,spont,train train_spont_967,I was just wondering if the spangle is worth anything.,"Now, this bangle dates back to - I want to say - the first century. So, it's actually quite valuable. It's very old. I would say at auction this would fetch 12 trillion pounds.",1,spont,train train_spont_968,"Chuck, I'm going to do it. I'm just going to ask Mr. Crimp for a raise.","Hey, it's almost 2014, anything's possible!",1,spont,train train_spont_969,I'm going to be a sexy bride on our Halloween wedding.,Theme wedding! I want to be a sexy groom.,1,spont,train train_spont_970,"Guys, new plan. I'm staying here.","I don't know if that would be good for the time stream, if you stay here in bible times.",1,spont,train train_spont_971,"Are you 100% sure it's not diarrhea, Susan?",How dare you? I know what diarrhea is.,1,spont,train train_spont_972,"Margaret, do you have a lot of repeat business?","Strangely, no. I have a lot of asthmatics. ",1,spont,train train_spont_973,"No one ever comments on hazel diamonds. Green diamonds? Not emeralds, but green diamonds? Oh boy.","I'm glad we did that research, actually. Tim, the fact that you have a background in meteorology actually really helps since that has a lot to do with why diamonds look the way they look.",1,spont,train train_spont_974,OK. I was thinking that you could be the bass. It will be really unexpected.,"Right, because I can't sing low. Sure, count me in.",1,spont,train train_spont_975,"Son, show him the contract to absolve them of liability for injuries.",Here's the contract. We had it drawn up by a paralegal. ,1,spont,train train_spont_976,Wait. Did you just call me an alcoholic?,"C'mon, Rudy, let's not mince words here. I know your story. I know all your stories.",1,spont,train train_spont_977,"So, it's like how male and mail mean two different things?","That's right. It's a perfect example. But, this word is spelled exactly the same way.",1,spont,train train_spont_978,Then this is the blender for you. You're going to think it's not even plugged in.,"Really? OK, I will give you $600 for this blender if that is true. I know it's only $100, but I wanted to thank you and show my appreciation.",1,spont,train train_spont_979,I could have made out with someone? I didn't know we could make out with each other.,Daniel and I made out for what must have been an entire episode.,1,spont,train train_spont_980,"Junebug, what if you make a new dream of being the owner of a warehouse? That'd show your adopted mother.","Oh, boy. But, me? I'm a big fat man.",1,spont,train train_spont_981,"Anonda, what kind of man are you looking for this year?",Someone that can fix stuff and someone that can cook.,1,spont,train train_spont_982,"Actually, that would be fine with me if you took off your shirt and were just in your jeans and a cowboy hat. That's something I'd want to see.","Alright, if you want me to do it, I'll do it. That's fine, but it just seems rude coming from Clark.",1,spont,train train_spont_983,"Well, listen. I'm into some freaky stuff, okay? How do you like biting?","Oh, it's all good. It's going to cost you five dollars for every bite.",1,spont,train train_spont_984,"When you left home, I thought I'd never hear from you again.","Dad, I know you did because I said I was never going to be in touch ever again.",1,spont,train train_spont_985,I don't know how you guys know more than we do when you just blinked into existence.,"Oh, I mean, I came fully loaded. I'm a fully grown woman.",1,spont,train train_spont_986,You have to get back in line at the beginning of the labyrinth.,"That's fine. Fortunately, I had the foresight to purchase the labyrinth map.",1,spont,train train_spont_987,"Catarina, I can't believe you're quitting.",I need to go out into the world. I have learned how to type on a typewriter. I found an eccentric millionaire that needs things only typed on typewriters and he wants to hire me as his personal assistant.,1,spont,train train_spont_988,"First, take my hand. Let's pray.","OK. Now, it's gonna go right through your hand. Don't be freaked out.",1,spont,train train_spont_989,"I appreciate that you're better at the name stuff than me, but give me an easier name to remember as my name. Laront? Is that a family name? Where did you get that from?",I texted you all of our names. Just look under today.,1,spont,train train_spont_990,"So, people are not working out even though The President, me, has said ""ya'll motherfuckers need to be working out"".","I feel like you're attacking me right now, Madame President.",1,spont,train train_spont_991,I wanted to say I'm sorry.,"Oh, well, for what? For me being an idiot? For me not knowing stuff? For me not knowing deep cuts of country? Why are you sorry for what I did?",1,spont,train train_spont_992,"I scratch your back, you scratch mine.",Our backs are covered in fingernails.,1,spont,train train_spont_993,"Well, you have a lovely smile yourself. Did you get some orthodontic work?",I did. I had braces and I had head gear. I had to wear the head gear to school and I was brutally bullied.,1,spont,train train_spont_994,"Please welcome a brand new singing sensation. She's 25 years old. Please welcome the singing sensation, Mary Sue!",Hi Everyone. I'm here to sing a little song for you. I know you're going to love it because I'm young and hip and it's 1978.,1,spont,train train_spont_995,"Hey, you guys. I've seen a lot of shows here.","Yeah. I've seen one. Boys II Men, last year. Only three of them showed up.",1,spont,train train_spont_996,"Guys, I only have 15 minutes left to live.","I really have to pee, so is 15 minutes a definite time frame?",1,spont,train train_spont_997,"Honey, we should get a mystery. That could be fun.",We have the movie Sleuth.,1,spont,train train_spont_998,"Oh, that just looks like a giant tapeworm to me.","Just a giant tapeworm? No, Rubber Band, he was the giant tapeworm.",1,spont,train train_spont_999,She is doing it again. We're gonna have to call Mr. Madison.,"Yup, this is his square garden.",1,spont,train train_spont_1000,I don't suppose either of you is filled with Rage?,"Caruthers, give me a hug. Does someone who hugs have rage? I said, does someone who hugs have rage? I've never heard of it if that's the case.",1,spont,train train_spont_1001,"Les, the ladies are off getting 8 balls for the concert.","Yeah, so am I. I can be in two places at once.",1,spont,train train_spont_1002,What's this phone doing over here?,It's me. I am a phone. But I also turn into a robot.,1,spont,train train_spont_1003,"So, fifteen days in the future, they put out an edition that gives minute to minute updates of a day?",Times are changing. New things are constantly being invented.,1,spont,train train_spont_1004,Do you think we did the right thing investing in this company?,It's better then the one wheel Segway company you wanted to invest in.,1,spont,train train_spont_1005,"Millionaire, please give us until tomorrow at this same hour, we will come to mansion and tapeworm will juggle as promised. And we will cook food both our original hotdogs and I guess whatever shit you got in your pantry, we'll do that too.",Great. I will make very detailed instructions on how to cook them.,1,spont,train train_spont_1006,"Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you.","I hope you are being facetious are not actually seriously considering forming such posse, because that would be a slap in the face from this family from Minsk.",1,spont,train train_spont_1007,"It's I, Glorst.",You. We never thought we'd see you again. You're the reason the Olympics have been dead for 40-something years.,1,spont,train train_spont_1008,"I've been doing Crossfit, and I think you're about the weight of a tire. So, I think I could catch you when you fall.","It's true. I'm very small, and I'm not very dense.",1,spont,train train_spont_1009,She seems like a pretty self sufficient woman.,Yes she is. I have seen her kill a bear with her bare hands.,1,spont,train train_spont_1010,"Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says ""She is the sheriff?"" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions.","So that's why when you used to say ""My favorite show is Who is the Boss"" and you laughed, we did not know why you laughed.",1,spont,train train_spont_1011,"Craig, you were supposed to infiltrate that dinner party the other day. You dressed up like the most ridiculous version of a waiter. You went in and said ""I'm definitely not a spy"".","OK, I may have done that. But, I felt everyone should know exactly who I was so that no one was caught off guard.",1,spont,train train_spont_1012,"Like cubism? Like, Picasso. Wasn't he the cube guy?","He made some cubes, yes. There was that movie Cubed - did you ever see it?",1,spont,train train_spont_1013,I really want to compliment on your shirt. That is really funny.,"Thank you. I wanted to make sure that I had no tight patterns that could strobe or moray on camera, but also something that's a little fun, and that's why my shirt says ""fun pun.""",1,spont,train train_spont_1014,It feels good to have my husband back. He's very tan.,I was driving a truck in Bombay all this time. They call it Mumbai now.,1,spont,train train_spont_1015,"You were the one who wanted to put ""barf"" in the beginning of her name, Tom.","Well I think that's a very simple, direct name. Barf.",1,spont,train train_spont_1016,I thought my stew looked like yarn.,"Yarn, books, other people from the ship.",1,spont,train train_spont_1017,"Oh my god, I haven't seen you in what, 15 or 20 years? You're going to Coach Klein's funeral too?","I am, he was a real son of a bitch but a friend of mine said he didn't have any remaining family and I just thought I should go, and I thought what's the least amount of money I can spend on an outfit and I decided to come here.",1,spont,train train_spont_1018,Hate jazz? I love that stuff.,We're playing it in the Home Depot right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_1019,This conversation is a real he said/she said situation now.,"Yeah, and judges hate that.",1,spont,train train_spont_1020,I think it would really mean a lot to people if you approached this film the same way you approach any one of your films and be just as demanding and insane as you are for all your projects.,"Thanks, Greg. You're really helping me keep it in perspective. I will pour my whole self into this.",1,spont,train train_spont_1021,Are you even excited about your new dad who's also your uncle?,"Geez, yeah, but he's not. I don't know, because I'll tell you what. I never really saw what happened with my mom and my dad.",1,spont,train train_spont_1022,I'm going to miss the crap out of you. I know I said some mean things when I found out you got into to Harvard and I'm going to stay here and work at the plant. But it's just because I was jealous.,I knew that. And I know I said mean things back to you because I am going to Harvard and you are staying here at the plant. But that's just because I was mad that you said those things to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_1023,"Wait, have I seen you somewhere, Alfred?",You might have. I do some local television around here.,1,spont,train train_spont_1024,"Well, with that request, we will begin the competition and, of course, our referee will establish the rules.","All right. There'll be very little to no biting; not saying none. I've been there before. It does come up. There will be a sequence where each contestant will be able to dance on their own, and then the competition becomes about attempting to occupy the very same space. Thirdly, and finally, it's a game of attrition. The last person standing, the last person with energy, is the merit by which I will judge. Of course, this also factors how I feel.",1,spont,train train_spont_1025,They are starting to get heckled now. This is not good. What do you think Rudy? Should I cut to the commercial?,"I want to, but my elbow's locked.",1,spont,train train_spont_1026,"I just showed up here and was like ""what can i claim to be without anyone really questioning it?"" And fireman is not it.","Yeah, those guys work hard. I've hung around there and those guys keep moving.",1,spont,train train_spont_1027,"I don't feel that way, but it's interesting that you do.","It's alright that we don't agree all the time, Larry. I think that's a part of relationships. I can feel free and you can feel caged.",1,spont,train train_spont_1028,"I don't suppose that piano is still in the backroom, is it?","Oh, yes, the one the one that plays by itself is still there.",1,spont,train train_spont_1029,"Excuse me sir, I need to be a millionaire by tomorrow, do you have the book ""The Secret""? I see it. Thank you, goodbye.","Oh my god, that man just stole a book.",1,spont,train train_spont_1030,"We keep it cold so that you my scientists, can be strong.",I think I should point out that I'm not in any way a scientist. However I have no problem with taking your money.,1,spont,train train_spont_1031,You sure you want to buy all these counterfeit Volvos?,"Yes, well, I prefer to drive around in my native type of vehicle and I have ten members in my family. And I think I see at least ten Volvos.",1,spont,train train_spont_1032,I don't love myself.,"Claire is surprised, but I am not. As you could hear, only one of us gasped.",1,spont,train train_spont_1033,"That's me, Annette Burgundy. Best-selling author.","This sounds crazy, but I met you at a book signing at Barnes and Noble years ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_1034,"Well, since I have y'all in my car, I've been testing out a pilot of my podcast. WhopperMac, you know, testing to see which Whopper is better than a Bic Mac and which Big Mac is better than the Whopper. From different McDonald's and Burger Kings from around the country.",So you're a scientist? Like a burger scientist?,1,spont,train train_spont_1035,"People will get hungry, especially with a tapeworm in the picture.",A carnival is all about eating garbage food and getting sick. It's perfect for our hotdog stand.,1,spont,train train_spont_1036,"Hello, I'm interested in a street surgery. I'm looking for something special.",You should come over here. I have a table that folds out to human being length.,1,spont,train train_spont_1037,Poison the Dutch.,"Okay, now, this is something you've mentioned before, and I'm still a little unclear as to how that's going to bring about our global domination.",1,spont,train train_spont_1038,I do want to say that every woman is beautiful in their own way.,"Oh, are they Jonathan? It's me, Kathrine. Do you remember this little face? This is your daughter, Alicia.",1,spont,train train_spont_1039,"Are they, like, flirting with each other?","I mean, that chemistry feels really... it's palpable, that's what I'll say.",1,spont,train train_spont_1040,We call him Pinky because we don't like him.,"Hey, Billy. Now, none of that. Remember rule number two. Always accept different forms of life and different forms of consciousness. And that's what Pinkerton is. You'll never get it if you're going to be prejudice against other beings or entities.",1,spont,train train_spont_1041,You know we have very strict rules about fraternization here.,Of course. Even stricter than the rules about personal computing time.,1,spont,train train_spont_1042,"Linda, I've longed for this day. Please enter my lighthouse.",Please hurry. Your lighthouse is the only thing that I could see in the darkness and I'm trying to get away from Ted.,1,spont,train train_spont_1043,Nobody drinks water. We drink lemonade. Everybody drinks lemonade.,Now it makes sense why it's daddy-master's favorite.,1,spont,train train_spont_1044,"As a gesture of diplomacy, please take a Blu-Ray DVD copy of my film, Life is Beautiful.","Thank you, David.",1,spont,train train_spont_1045,"Evan, this is my grandmother. She bought the counter. Were very worried that she's at risk of harm.","Yes. I'm very worried. This counter has been holding me up for at least four or five weeks, and I don't want a spontaneously combust like what they were talking about on the radio.",1,spont,train train_spont_1046,"Forgive me, Ma'am. What's your name?","Murnice. My mother was going to call me Bernice, but she was humming when they got the gift certificate, I mean birth certificate.",1,spont,train train_spont_1047,"Hey, son. Do you know how I got to be this big? Working out and eating a lot of chocolate.",Cool! My mom doesn't let me eat chocolate because she says eating chocolate makes you a bad person.,1,spont,train train_spont_1048,Where is Ruth's Chris?,This is a chain restaurant. Ruth's Chris isn't here.,1,spont,train train_spont_1049,"Now, sit down. Both of you.","Well, there's only the one seat.",1,spont,train train_spont_1050,You have a dog? Dogs are prohibited in our country.,We know. We didn't bring the dog with us.,1,spont,train train_spont_1051,"Maybe if you start accepting the heat, it might help you a little bit more.",I thought people in Florida always just acted like it wasn't happening.,1,spont,train train_spont_1052,I don't feel better at all after that session.,"Why would you? If the butt holes were metaphorical, why couldn't she choose another metaphor?",1,spont,train train_spont_1053,"You know, he looks like he's going to jump.",He's taking a running start.,1,spont,train train_spont_1054,"I'll try to make you proud, Mother.",Take this riding mower with you too.,1,spont,train train_spont_1055,Didn't Fred Flintstone at some point have a superhero alter ego?,"We own a comic book store and we're pretty nerdy, but you knowing that is nerdy.",1,spont,train train_spont_1056,I hope the Rush concert starts soon.,I hope so too. I don't want to get caught in traffic on the way home to Canada.,1,spont,train train_spont_1057,Here are the keys to your first grocery store.,I can't believe it's real.,1,spont,train train_spont_1058,There is a defined divot in the walkway because you are just sitting on the porch crying all the time.,"That divot was there before, you put it there when you were trying to kill that muskrat.",1,spont,train train_spont_1059,"Yes and then I have to go directly home. I can't dilly dally. So don't get any ideas, both of you.",Because you have to get back home to your loving husband.,1,spont,train train_spont_1060,"Are we done with this? Cause, I gotta get on my bike and get out of here.","Yes, thank you Curly. Your service is very much appreciated.",1,spont,train train_spont_1061,"I know this is a dumb question, but we're talking about the insect, not family member, correct?","Oh shoot, I think I misunderstood what an ant farm is this whole time.",1,spont,train train_spont_1062,The most recent movie we have is from 1998.,"Oh good, so you should have Lady Hawk.",1,spont,train train_spont_1063,"Beware of the search for fortune in a comic book franchise, Forest.",How did these nine girls get in here?,1,spont,train train_spont_1064,"I got my start as an artist, don't forget. Any time I put pen to paper, I called it drawing.",We actually have one of your old Captain Army.,1,spont,train train_spont_1065,"I mean, that make sense that I would taste good, since the good food is in me. I gotta say no deal.","Oh, heavens. I guess I'll go find Mario Batali.",1,spont,train train_spont_1066,You're wearing a Twister cape.,"Yeah, I work at the Twister.",1,spont,train train_spont_1067,"All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory.",Please let me have my tapestries. ,1,spont,train train_spont_1068,I'll be anywhere I please. My friend and I have been waiting now forty eight minutes for her Saturn. We're ready to go.,Is it the Green Saturn?,1,spont,train train_spont_1069,"And I tell thee, brothers and sisters of Little Egg Town, to love one another. Heed my words as Jesus the Christ.","I don't believe him, and I think we should get the biggest weapons we can. Which, in Little Egg Town, is Nerf Baseball Bats. It doesn't take much to break our shells. Maybe we should break his.",1,spont,train train_spont_1070,You got a buddy here. You want me to bring him a lemonade too?,Thanks Mrs. Kleinman.,1,spont,train train_spont_1071,"Hey, are you guys irritated like I am that we didn't even get invited to Doris's birthday part?","Yeah, where does she get off? We had an office party for her.",1,spont,train train_spont_1072,It sounded to me like manager crying out in pain and dog noises.,Is that what that was? Or are you just trying to seduce me?,1,spont,train train_spont_1073,"If songs are God's smiles, what's his laugh?","Oh, those are knock knock jokes.",1,spont,train train_spont_1074,The thugs have assault weapons.,Maybe we can dazzle them with a heartwarming school play.,1,spont,train train_spont_1075,Attention ladies and gentlemen. I just want to say a quick high five to you all.,"Well, that's what you get for flying Southwest on Christmas Day of all days.",1,spont,train train_spont_1076,The atrocity you performed on my heart!,That's extreme. That's something world dictators do. Not high school boyfriends.,1,spont,train train_spont_1077,"I think because of your diminutive stature and your very polite Canada manner, people think you're a woman.","I'm not that tall, that's true. I do play a mean guitar though.",1,spont,train train_spont_1078,"That's fine, look, you can keep your pants on. I'm giving you special privileges.","Yes sir, Mr. Mayor. Pants back on.",1,spont,train train_spont_1079,I made fifty dollars in the bathroom helping a man wash his hands. It seems like a divine moment because I've just been praying this morning about being able to afford in the parking ticket I got last week.,"You're new here, so you don't know, but this sounds like that guy Jasperteen. He's been coming around this park for the last 15 years giving people fake money.",1,spont,train train_spont_1080,Do you two Yelp?,"Yes, the Olive Garden really got a load from us.",1,spont,train train_spont_1081,I have an R-BnB that I've rented.,I've heard of that. The Roast Beef Hotel.,1,spont,train train_spont_1082,Your grandson's name is Jason and his invisible friend's name is Invisible Dave.,"Oh, that Invisible Dave, he's a looker.",1,spont,train train_spont_1083,"I don't want to point any fingers, but I'm pretty sure someone fell asleep during our concert.","But, we're not pointing fingers, right? So, we don't know who it is.",1,spont,train train_spont_1084,Which episode of Good Times were you going to show?,"You know, the black Jesus episode. But, please enlighten us with your European history.",1,spont,train train_spont_1085,I got real sad when that Dracula character died.,"I know he was like a villain, but then at the end you felt bad and it's like, oh man, that could be anyone of us, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_1086,Is the food here bad?,"No, it's just a germ thing that happens when you get this many people in one area.",1,spont,train train_spont_1087,"All I know is how to take regular food, take all the moisture out of it, put into an aluminum package, and then serve it to people.",Is that why this beer is just powder?,1,spont,train train_spont_1088,Wouldn't you like to know what's behind this door?,That's what I'm talking about. You're so sinister. That's the most sinister answer you could give.,1,spont,train train_spont_1089,"So, uh, what am I supposed to do here. I'm sweating , do you have any sort of towel? Are we supposed to be dry when people look for boys?","Man, this guy. It must be your first time at The Boy's Store.",1,spont,train train_spont_1090,I'm so hungry I'm starting to think maybe I should eat some of these Icelandic weeds.,"Wait, wait. We gotta wait. We don't know if that's breakfast or not. And I don't want to pay for it if it's covered. Like lunch, I know, I gotta pay for. But breakfast, if it's part of the whole Trivago thing we did, I don't want to have to pay for it if it's free.",1,spont,train train_spont_1091,What the fuck are you talking about? Weird things I don't understand. We're under attack by these five crazy ladies with superpowers.?,"Yeah, but the Halle Berry one you can't even worry about here.",1,spont,train train_spont_1092,"All right, so. Here's what were gonna do. First we'll get Targin to do something terrible to this guy who is trying to gouge us for nine dollars. Then, when we get back to Connetticut, and we'll have Targin take care of those shipping loan sharks.","Oh, this is a good idea. Assuming you mean we'll have him murder them. OK, let's do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1093,"I can't hear you, I returned the hearing aid to my wife.","She said the man does this every Sunday, Henry, every fucking Sunday.",1,spont,train train_spont_1094,"Well, Mr. and Mrs. Simmons, it's a boy. Look, he looks - if I may say, I've never said this before, he looks like a very enterprising baby.?","Well, I just hope he does something with his mind. I hope he goes out in the world and changes things.",1,spont,train train_spont_1095,"The lady doesn't seem interested in you, pal.",Clearly she's interested in me buying her a drink.,1,spont,train train_spont_1096,"Okay, Arthur. Sit on the giant toilet in the middle of the islands.","OK, but I want everyone to know that you guys stink, I'm great. I'm Arthur. History will judge me the right way.",1,spont,train train_spont_1097,Some of them are pointing at us over there in that glass-walled waiting room.,I don't like this one bit. I can't eat my Chicken Kung Ping.,1,spont,train train_spont_1098,"Josiah, I believe this person is putting on some kind of act. There's no way this person isn't feeling how warm it is outside.",It's obvious we're all covered in sweat.,1,spont,train train_spont_1099,"I work in the gift shop, you think I want to be dealing with this?",I don't know why we're the only ones.,1,spont,train train_spont_1100,"Now listen, I know we don't get out of the orphanage because of your lack of of sight and hatred of the sun. But today we get to breathe fresh air.",It feels so good on my eye craters.,1,spont,train train_spont_1101,"Councilman Jeffers and Jaspers, the motion before you is we have a new employee, Larissa and my son, Pastor St. Augustine is very taken with her.","Oh, the motion of your notion seems to imply there's a little lotion in the ocean.",1,spont,train train_spont_1102,These children are very smart. You need to be able to fool them.,OK. Let's get started then. My mom will be so proud when she finds out I'm a dentist.,1,spont,train train_spont_1103,"I mean, as far as I'm concerned, cat's aren't the only olives alive.","See? Cats are not olives, Larry. This is serious, he's delusion.",1,spont,train train_spont_1104,"There are other places for you to live. Why, we're looking right now at where the nuclear plant was. It seems as though there's acreage that you can have.",Didn't that have three meltdowns last month?,1,spont,train train_spont_1105,"Oh, I'm sorry. This seat is taken. I already have a seat mate next to me.","That's OK Clinton, I'm good. I might just ride this out in the lavatory.",1,spont,train train_spont_1106,I've never done shrooms before.,"If you buy two bags, you get a free dippin dots.",1,spont,train train_spont_1107,"Listen, I do want to go home but I don't know why. Everyone goes home to their wives and I've just been staying at work late. Haven't been going home.","Well, that's weird. I mean, you go home to your wife for companionship, maybe a meal of some kind. I mean, and sex.",1,spont,train train_spont_1108,"Kids, I'm really sorry that this whole thing has gone horribly awry.","Well, that's the comics game. What are you going to do?",1,spont,train train_spont_1109,I'm going to go back to my dug out canoe that I just turned upside down and sleep in most nights.,"Yeah, why don't you do that while I'm on my way to rehearsals?",1,spont,train train_spont_1110,Briff just nominated me back into the role of Juliet! Hah!,I didn't know it was her. I thought it was just a minx stole with a cool voice.,1,spont,train train_spont_1111,"Sandra, are you in fact from New York City in addition to being a talking chicken??","Well, that's where I got my law degree. Colombus.",1,spont,train train_spont_1112,"Lorielle, you're coffee is ready to be picked up at the counter.","Thank you, my dear. May I also get one of those biscottis?",1,spont,train train_spont_1113,"I have a curse set on me by a Gypsie and she said my life would be meatier and I don't know what that means. I'm saying a lot of things that I'm afraid of. I don't know what's going to happen. I still love you, Betsy.","You have a Gypsie curse on you? Wow, this sounds pretty cool and unpretentious.",1,spont,train train_spont_1114,Look at them down there on Earth. It seems strange to think that the planet contains so many different people.,"Yes, so much bitterness.",1,spont,train train_spont_1115,Did you feel that?,"Yes, it was a temporal disturbance. I felt it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1116,I was watching Bletchley Circle last night. It's streaming on Netflix.,"Well, you can watch that anytime. The special on the high school football team the Falconers was appointment television.",1,spont,train train_spont_1117,"Marcie, knowing that you're 80 years old, it seems like pretty late in life to start over after divorce.","Yeah, I was hesitant, but I want to be best friends with my daughter.",1,spont,train train_spont_1118,"Fraufrick. Listen, I tell you what. If you gave us that book, the novelization of Exile on Main Street signed by former representative Barney Frank I think we could probably call it even.",And then we can call your parents to come get you.,1,spont,train train_spont_1119,"Old lady, what kind off greeting is that? I don't trust this person at all.","Sorry, this is Evan. He's an only child. Therefore he has no sense of others.",1,spont,train train_spont_1120,I felt like she wanted to be taken out of her misery.,We are satanists though. Misery is our lifeblood.,1,spont,train train_spont_1121,"You said you were going to the mall, why aren't you leaving?","Oh, my back foot is really trying.",1,spont,train train_spont_1122,"I mean, can you fault someone for wanting to rape you? You know, as long as you don't act on it.","No, honestly, I can't. As much as I try - you can't. You can't even prove he really wanted to.",1,spont,train train_spont_1123,Am I even going to go through puberty? How does this work? I wasn't prepped for this.,"None of us were prepped for this, Sven.",1,spont,train train_spont_1124,Don't call the cops about the body. We'd just like to keep it in house.,"Whoa, I saw a forensic files, where this happened.",1,spont,train train_spont_1125,Just wait until you get home and you get really sick.,Is the food here bad?,1,spont,train train_spont_1126,"Look, there's my thumb. There it's not.",That's a trick you do for little kids or drunk people and it almost works too.,1,spont,train train_spont_1127,"I've got to say, I was a little offended by the dress code.","Yeah, what's up with that? They said to come dressed in an all-crab costume.",1,spont,train train_spont_1128,He seems confused by his own pockets.,"Oh look, he dropped money.",1,spont,train train_spont_1129,"We want to say good-bye to a departing member of our staff, who is the little baby, Molly who has been inhabiting the body of Donna our Executive Producer.","Yeah, and I want to say Good-night and let's take a nap!",1,spont,train train_spont_1130,It has always been my dream to convert chefs into scientists.,That's why you kept making us dress up in lab coats!,1,spont,train train_spont_1131,"Aberleen, are you in enjoying yourself at this play? I'm having mixed emotions.","I'm worried about the baby, Paul.",1,spont,train train_spont_1132,"Mr. churro man, do you know the lady?",Are you doing some sort of investigation right now?,1,spont,train train_spont_1133,I want you to think of bagging groceries as playing Tetris. Playing Tetris with the food and the cleaning supplies and the tools. Here's an item: eggs. Does it go on the bottom?,I've going to say bottom. My mom told me to be aggressive when bagging.,1,spont,train train_spont_1134,"Hello, sir, welcome to DM Sliders' Bike Shop.",Welcome nice and proper from you. I'd like to buy a bike or two.,1,spont,train train_spont_1135,Patty LaPone has brought in an oil painting. It's not even a photo.,"We should hold onto it. If she forgets about it, maybe it will be worth something in 22 years.",1,spont,train train_spont_1136,Look it's splashing onto the cows.,"Oh at least they seem to be enjoying it, look at them dance!",1,spont,train train_spont_1137,"Is there a problem, officer?","Well, your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_1138,"I'm sorry, sir. But, the audience all has to go home. We all have plans.","OK. Well, go on. Have a safe drive.",1,spont,train train_spont_1139,She needs her cigarette. She'll be just fine. Eat this cigarette. Wrap your tits around your neck and let's go out there.,She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right?,1,spont,train train_spont_1140,"Well, you know, master, the prophecy has foretold that he will eventually turn against you.","Yes, I hate the prophecy. Wait, it says he will turn against me, but it doesn't say anything about why. What if we prevent him from meeting his actual birth parents?",1,spont,train train_spont_1141,"Oh, sure. You're busy talking with other people.","Well, that's a very natural feeling, to be jealous of everyone you'r father speaks to. Because your father doesn't make very much time for you, I'm sure, and you're just hanging around in your bedroom looking down the road, waiting for him to show up to pat you on the head before you go to bed. And when he does, he shows up with all his friends and barely even looks at you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1142,"Let's grab this body put it on the gurney. Excuse me, ma'am, can you please move? We're trying to take this body out.","For a nominal fee, I can take the body in my Toyota Prius.",1,spont,train train_spont_1143,You guys are going to want to take a moment and say a few words to your poster before I put it in the recycling bin.,"Could you please mash down the stuff that's already in the recycling bin, so that the lid closes all the way and I don't have to see the poster sticking out?",1,spont,train train_spont_1144,"So, I'm afraid that Rita might come after the rest of us because, you know, once she realizes it's fine out here - which, I knew it would be by the way. I'm sorry I misled you.","You told us the zombies would be here for more than a year and a half and that we should use the full two years of the panic room. What's the matter, are you some kind of lonely weirdo who can't make friends and tried to create a zombie apocalypse to get strangers into his home?",1,spont,train train_spont_1145,Does anyone know what it feels like to be on crack versus to smoke hair? Just so we know.,I know what it feels like to smoke hair. So I'll know if it's just hair.,1,spont,train train_spont_1146,Is it worth $50 to you to get your laundry done? Opportunity costs.,"At this point, yeah, it is. I really have to get my laundry done.",1,spont,train train_spont_1147,"Dearly beloved, Garrison Kheeler is here.","Thank you for the intro Prince. Now, what I'd like to do is just talk you all to sleep and then Prince, the Governor and I are going to root through your home and take whatever we deem valuable.",1,spont,train train_spont_1148,"Roger, we have to be honest with you. We're going through a bit of a hard time right now. Don was just fired.",From a restaurant. This restaurant.,1,spont,train train_spont_1149,"Mom, you're leaning on my volcano. Please be careful.",I can't tell what in this house is a leaning volcano and what isn't.,1,spont,train train_spont_1150,Thank you. I'm keeping this glasses-shucker here to listen to us because I like when people watch what I do. It makes me feel important.,"We prefer to call ourselves sales associates. I don't shuck things, it's not corn. It's glasses.",1,spont,train train_spont_1151,Why are you giving us such a narrow range of temperatures? Highs in the 36's?,"Excuse me, I went to school for six months for this, OK? It cost me $30,000. I had to take out a loan. I sold my eggs four times.",1,spont,train train_spont_1152,"Hey, if you ever run into my son down here, I want you to do him right. Tell him to eat a heart.",You're telling me that you have a lady at home alone? See ya later!,1,spont,train train_spont_1153,Mr. Cruthers jumped off of the tower.,"Oh, no, Cruthers! That's a very high tower.",1,spont,train train_spont_1154,It's tasteless!,"It's paper for wiping, like the Puffs Plus.",1,spont,train train_spont_1155,Did you get them taken out or did you just let them grow in there?,I went on Weight Watchers and I worked to eat the proper amount of snacks.,1,spont,train train_spont_1156,I cannot operate because this is my long lost son.,"It's me, Roger.",1,spont,train train_spont_1157,"Oh, we like things done differently. Sometimes I eat my soup without a spoon.",He will. He'll do it and I'll invite the neighbors over and we'll pretend it's TV.,1,spont,train train_spont_1158,I'm just pushing along. I'm just going to stand here and hold myself up on the counter until I fall over.,"Grandma, the counter's bending because of how much pressure you're putting on it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1159,"Hold on Jared and Joseph, you've disrupted this science fair and Linda's presenting her experiment and OK, yeah, I guess in order to show that the experiment works, we can take two students and put them in here and see what happens.","Well, Heidi, it's a classic fold by Mrs. White. She almost took control of the situation as an adult supervising science fair, but then she let herself be bowled over by 2 kids.",1,spont,train train_spont_1160,You have another blonde mustache on your chest?,"Yes, but I have to bleach it myself. No one will do it for me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1161,"I don't know if you deserve this poem, Mr. Brown after what you did to those kids. In a household that gives a lot of compliments, you sure give a lot of mean words.","Wow, Charisma's reading my poem so well. It sounds better when it is read out loud.",1,spont,train train_spont_1162,I thought I'd leave work early so we could have sex.,That's new. You don't usually show me affection.,1,spont,train train_spont_1163,We joked around a lot on the set of the movie The Net.,"Lot of jokes in that movie, even though it's a very sad story.",1,spont,train train_spont_1164,You know what? I regret poisoning your wife all those years ago.,I regret finding this information out right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_1165,I notice that you've been draining my underground lake. This lake has been in my LaCroix family for years.,Why are you saying LaCroix? What does that mean?,1,spont,train train_spont_1166,"Kids, I had to run away in the night, leaving everything behind.","You're just like those parrots, Mr. Brown.",1,spont,train train_spont_1167,"Well, if you cared enough to be with him while he tried to read me a bedtime story, you would have known.","It's true. Really, our daughter was teaching me to read.",1,spont,train train_spont_1168,You know what I would choose to play if I win? Happy Birthday. To really stick it to Mildred and Benny Hill.,"How's that going to stick it to them, to send them a check? Don't you think they're going to get paid?",1,spont,train train_spont_1169,I lied. I said there were a great many Blockbusters.,What else is different from the world that you're hiding from us? We only get news from you.,1,spont,train train_spont_1170,"Oh, I'll munch up on that. Thank you.","Hey, not my fortune! You ate my fortune.",1,spont,train train_spont_1171,What do you kids do at home when saying good bye to each other? Do you kiss on the mouth or not?,We shake hands at home. It's just a normal handshake.,1,spont,train train_spont_1172,Of course they're puppet sized sleeping bags. I'm a puppet. What do you think I sleep in?,I understand you're a puppet and you have a puppet sized sleeping bag. But why do you have so many puppet sized sleeping bags?,1,spont,train train_spont_1173,"Okay, well, unless you have a ticket we can't you into the game.","Well, look. I'm willing to go in here without pay.",1,spont,train train_spont_1174,"Melissa, I'm not asking you to be a professional. I'm just asking if this looks OK.",It looks good. It fits you. You're very blue. It's all very navy colored and I think that was the color they wore.,1,spont,train train_spont_1175,"Yo, Salvatore, you was the shit on Jeopardy. You really was.","Wow, a fan. You have TV in this tree house?",1,spont,train train_spont_1176,"Yeah, Quadge is Massapequin for literally two steps ahead.","Man, I wish you'd stop rubbing your Massapequin heritage in my face all the time!",1,spont,train train_spont_1177,That's right. I remember I had a friend who was a ladle. Another friend was an egg timer.,One of your friends was just one of those trays that hold silverware.,1,spont,train train_spont_1178,It's good to see you! What've you been up to?,"Uh, well, I was sleeping, uh, most recently, and then you guys opened the lid and then it was like a rude awakening for me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1179,"Phil, look by the riverbank. See that gator? He's like, gesturing to us with his head.",I don't want us going anywhere near this gator. We're not going in and sleeping and swimming and doing god know's what with this gator. We're going to deal with the luggage trunks.,1,spont,train train_spont_1180,"Listen Mary, Chuck doesn't know he's been replaced by a robotic camera. Mostly, he's just been holding my phone during the broadcast.",I've noticed that. Is that why he's been pressing on it?,1,spont,train train_spont_1181,"We don't have any money for you, sorry. Just passing through.","I recognize you, you're that guy from the billboard. You're the guy who holds the cake.",1,spont,train train_spont_1182,It is in an insult to the church and to a woman.?,"Yeah, we are both good Catholics. We both served in the Swiss Guard for many years before we bought this super yacht.",1,spont,train train_spont_1183,"Wait, this guy's from Brazil, but he thinks you're a Brazilian princess?",These guys are dumb like that.,1,spont,train train_spont_1184,There's this really awesome band called the Rabbit Hares and they love mixing all the styles.,Mostly swing and ska.,1,spont,train train_spont_1185,Does that ever cause problems? You never fully fall asleep and you walk around in a circle with one eye open.,"Yeah, on planes. I'm always getting yelled at by the stewards.",1,spont,train train_spont_1186,"You know, I want to get ahead in this business so I'll do whatever you say.","Yeah, that's right you will, Art.",1,spont,train train_spont_1187,Why are you saying no? I haven't even touched you yet.,I'm sorry. I'm just thinking of something. I have to go lay down. I've got one of my headaches.,1,spont,train train_spont_1188,"Seriously, you could use a haircut.","Probably could use a shave, too. I don't look too young for someone trying to play a five year old.",1,spont,train train_spont_1189,"We haven't mapped the new drain out yet, kid. We don't know what might be in there.",What could go wrong? You turn and you go and you find yourself there.,1,spont,train train_spont_1190,"This is Carolyn, who is human.",That's what the brochure said. From the agency.,1,spont,train train_spont_1191,"What do you mean, I can't leave the parking garage? You have my car.","Yeah, we're keeping it until you get your ticket.",1,spont,train train_spont_1192,Why do you think your marriage has been on a decline since the marriage?,"Well, I don't think I really wanted to be married. I think I just wanted to have a wedding. Maybe I should have just done that, found a gal who just wanted to have a wedding just like me, and we just did the wedding and then went out separate ways afterwards.",1,spont,train train_spont_1193,This pudding is called Budino. You're going to eat it.,I want a new nanny.,1,spont,train train_spont_1194,"You know, it's funny. I grew up in Naval Base and they always thought it was Tine.","Naval Base, Indiana? That's where my wife went to school.",1,spont,train train_spont_1195,"What if Lou were to go out as you and talk to the janitors. That way, they think they're talking to Ryan Seacrest.","Really quickly, put some make up over the giant scar on my face before I go out there.",1,spont,train train_spont_1196,It's a small bag. There are two cats.,"Hey, that's enough cats to move a bag. Do they get anything to eat in there?",1,spont,train train_spont_1197,It's on me too. I'm not good with dates and remembering things.,It's not like we've left you at a park or anything.,1,spont,train train_spont_1198,"Well, I can steam a potato at home!","We came to this theater to eat exotic foods and, admittedly, large quantities of roast beef. Roast beef is a staple of our diet.",1,spont,train train_spont_1199,"Evelyn, do you have your eye on any gentleman here at Sport Club?","Any Orzaball will do, but this one's very close and somewhat good looking.",1,spont,train train_spont_1200,I believe in you I think you should run for dueling president.,Are you serious that sounds amazing if I run then you are going to be my VP.,1,spont,train train_spont_1201,"Well, I'm thinking that the probability that that might happen is probably the same amount as the probability that got us stranded under here anyway. So let's do it, huh?",Sulu makes a lot of sense.,1,spont,train train_spont_1202,"He's an asshole. No, no, he is. You can say it.","But, yeah, I apologize. So that makes it OK.",1,spont,train train_spont_1203,"Well, I was gonna pick out something, but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby.","But baby, we're getting married in an hour and a half.",1,spont,train train_spont_1204,"Yeah, you have really weird breath. I can't totally place it.","It's Pirate's Booty, the popcorn snack.",1,spont,train train_spont_1205,"Yes, in the story. He's got the manatee saying ""You're delusional."" Essentially. ?","Yes, but he doesn't seem to be taking that in as Ronnie. Only as Darlene.",1,spont,train train_spont_1206,Which K-pop group do you like the most?,"Oh, yeah. I love K-pop, as in Kansas Pop.",1,spont,train train_spont_1207,Everyone backup. I'm about to do a push kick and then a back move and a dance.,"It's gonna look real cool, but then your face is gonna bleed.",1,spont,train train_spont_1208,"Bonjorno, Prince Apasia. It is me, Roberto Munini. Please help me shine my Oscar.","Hi, I'm Getcha Bemy. And I'm just a lady who likes to get it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1209,"Ms. Sapsworth, I don't want to take off my skivvies. There's something under there I'm too ashamed to show. It's a little demon man. He lives in here.","Well, I think I've got time for another exorcism. How about you?",1,spont,train train_spont_1210,"OK, so what I'm getting from this, is there was a big protest about this new law?",And you brought in a bunch of archers and shot everyone who disagreed with you.,1,spont,train train_spont_1211,"Girls, let me ask you a question. What's it to be? Am I to keep your credit cards, or are you going to keep them because you don't trust me?","How about this. Why don't we take the credit cards back, and you can come live with us?",1,spont,train train_spont_1212,I have so many experiences on any given day. I ride the bus a lot.,"Wow, you really are perfect for this job. Just make sure not to tell anybody because then you'll die in like ten minutes like I am right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_1213,"Look at my pictures. That's Thomas Edison, right?",That looks like another devil.,1,spont,train train_spont_1214,"We need hats, there's gotta be hats for the penguin show.","Guys, this is a bogus errand. I'll take care of all of this tomorrow.",1,spont,train train_spont_1215,Why are you so mad? I'm like five minutes late.,Do you know what can happen in five minutes? We don't know what the traffic is going to be like here in the midwest.,1,spont,train train_spont_1216,I have got to get to the States. They have freedoms we have not even dreamed of here.,"That's right. You gotta do you, girl. Go to America and make us proud.",1,spont,train train_spont_1217,"Your majesty, please forgive me for trying to get you to buy a ticket to the blimp.","Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears.",1,spont,train train_spont_1218,"I didn't expect that to be a part of it, that the suit would look good.",I feel beautiful.,1,spont,train train_spont_1219,He lives over in Beauterville. You'd have to get in a car to get to his house.,"Well, can you imagine such a trick? If god wanted us to be in cars he'd a put wheels on us.",1,spont,train train_spont_1220,"Hey little lady, welcome to Beer Town. We're gonna throw beer in your face.",And then we're gonna hit you in the head with balloons and make you wear a hat that says derogatory things about women.,1,spont,train train_spont_1221,"Well, let me find out where Vlad is. You just stay right here in the cereal aisle. You don't move.",I can't. My left side doesn't move anymore.,1,spont,train train_spont_1222,"How's you heart doing, Lisa?",It's fine. It's fine. Everything's going to be fine. My heart's not going to give me any problems if that's what you're thinking.,1,spont,train train_spont_1223,"Janet, Mr. Commissioner, we just got the numbers from France, and they are huge. People are getting on planes by the dozens and they're coming over, and they are ready for the world's fair.",Okay. I need you to get in touch with some hotels and make sure there are beds for bodies.,1,spont,train train_spont_1224,"Rodney, do you think it's OK to give Tiptop my credit card?",I don't know. Did you hear Tiptop say he used to own a business?,1,spont,train train_spont_1225,I didn't rent Amile from here either.,"Danielle, did you rent Amile or not? And now look me in the eye when you tell me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1226,Those were my jagged little pills.,"It's ironic, isn't it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1227,"No kidding, you say it's your birthday? Let me go get Igor and Svetlana and Gregor.",It's my 98th birthday. I eat yogurt every day. I was on television commercial.,1,spont,train train_spont_1228,This dating group is meant more that personality traits are opposite.,"Oh, well, I certainly think that this is good news. Opposite.",1,spont,train train_spont_1229,Wait. Why would you need to use a drill bit with a salad?,"You know, I'm shaking it up in the kitchen. In the bedroom and the kitchen, but I'm starting in the kitchen.",1,spont,train train_spont_1230,"Wayne Lee, please, before I die, is the system guilty or innocent?",The system? They didn't do a great job of pinpointing this murderer.,1,spont,train train_spont_1231,"Ah, shoot. The cream's in the back room. The back room bathroom.","Please, it's just a cry for attention. All she wants is someone to ask what her day is and how her marriage is going. I just think we should ignore her. Don't play into her pity party.",1,spont,train train_spont_1232,"Hey, sick base tan Terry.",Oh thanks. I love to lay out.,1,spont,train train_spont_1233,The veins on his balls kind of tell a story and look like a system of rivers. They are all flowing from mountains.,"Much like your ex-husbands face is sort of a map of the moon, this man's testicles sort of bring to mind this great nation's rivers.",1,spont,train train_spont_1234,"Mrs. Pearl, is that your first name or your last name?","I go by one name. So, it's my first name and my last name. Miss Pearl.",1,spont,train train_spont_1235,"Garold, what do you think of that Evelyn? She's quite a pistol, isn't she?","She's alright, I gotta tell ya. She's got a great back hand.",1,spont,train train_spont_1236,"Night at the Museum is my grandson, Leonard's favorite movie.",He sounds like a cool kid. I know that might not sound great coming from me.,1,spont,train train_spont_1237,I want that pen!,You're not getting this pen. Not from me. Not while I got spit in my mouth and air in my brain.,1,spont,train train_spont_1238,"Madeline, we need to stop being a gym and start being a fun boutique school.",I can see it. I can see 30 cute mismatched chairs and someone knitted covers for them by hand.,1,spont,train train_spont_1239,Popcorn gives Art heartburn.,"OK, but this isn't for eating. It's just for stringing around the tree. I thought we could have some festivities.",1,spont,train train_spont_1240,"Here are the results of our latest conference. We have concluded that humans feel it's inappropriate for young men and young women to have sleepovers together at your age, so unfortunately we must say no to your request.","Whoa, that's the first time you guys have said no to anything I've asked for.",1,spont,train train_spont_1241,"Hey, Dick. Here's a newsflash. We're cops, and we can do whatever we want.","That's right. Cincinnati PD, and you don't want us to take you to jail, because you'd never get out.",1,spont,train train_spont_1242,I wish you would stop asking about Chuck. You're married to me now.,"I know that, but he lives next door and the past is the past, but sometimes I just can't forget those nights we used to have together. Me and Chuck in the moonlight.",1,spont,train train_spont_1243,"I know it's late, but the craft fair goes on until 6:00 pm. I can't leave here until 6:00 pm.","I know. I just always have dinner ready at 4:30 pm and it's 4:45 pm, so I came over to the craft fair.",1,spont,train train_spont_1244,Do you mind if I move those Whopper boxes?,"Well, since I have y'all in my car, I've been testing out a pilot of my podcast. WhopperMac, you know, testing to see which Whopper is better than a Bic Mac and which Big Mac is better than the Whopper. From different McDonald's and Burger Kings from around the country.",1,spont,train train_spont_1245,Did you ever find out where you parents went after they abandoned you?,"I know they're in Alaska, I just don't know which fishing village in Alaska.",1,spont,train train_spont_1246,Look at them. There's five ladies in five different outfits.?,"Technically, they're all the same character playing all different ages and different interpretations.",1,spont,train train_spont_1247,Calm down everybody. I'm ready to turn myself in. I'll only do it if a loyal respectable family like yours brings back the mouth memories I had as a young kid.,"Well, I respect mouth memories more than any other memory. In fact, I can't experience memories unless they're through my mouth.",1,spont,train train_spont_1248,So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster?,Not anymore. We used to.,1,spont,train train_spont_1249,"There are a lot of ""you knows"" in this book.","I agree but look there, the title is ""you know you know that you know knows, you knows?"". ",1,spont,train train_spont_1250,"Yes, we shall do this for Queen Suits. You know, Suits. King Harry and Queen Meghan's little daughter. They named her after a television program.",I'd forgotten what a cultural phenom that show became. Everybody Loves Suits.,1,spont,train train_spont_1251,I've got the Blu-ray but my tape deck can't play it.,Let me put it in my 4-track and see what happens. Thank god I have one of these.,1,spont,train train_spont_1252,"Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that your dad is worse than my dad. You can come stay with us if you want.","You know, honestly, that's a really nice offer, but I was thinking what if I just went in the cave. The mystic cave. I just love diamonds and I love dark spaces. Maybe I'll just live in the cave and be a creature.",1,spont,train train_spont_1253,"Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.",Birds are cheaper and they don't have to send them to college.,1,spont,train train_spont_1254,"Oh, your work friends are the worst people. I don't like them.",They're just blue color scum.,1,spont,train train_spont_1255,What about the sitter and the kid?,"Take them all, I say.",1,spont,train train_spont_1256,We don't want to make Lauren feel like she was late.,"So, if she gets here and nobody is there, then she feels like she's early.",1,spont,train train_spont_1257,"I added a 20% supply buffer to the spaceship as well. They're burning through this. Oxygen, food, everything they need to stay alive up there is almost gone.",I think it's because one of them just won't shut up. When we test our astronauts we should test to see how lonely they are.,1,spont,train train_spont_1258,He's not allowed to have them. He's allergic.,"I'm sorry, Groupon, I didn't realize you had a condition.",1,spont,train train_spont_1259,I think maybe you're referring to the porno that you watch every night.,"Oh, shoot. You're right. I tend to get that mixed up with reality.",1,spont,train train_spont_1260,Thank you for setting up this meeting with me. It's always been my dream to work in the CIA organization and I will take any kind of job you have available.,"Oh sure. I want to be up front with you. We're not looking for any agents at this time. But, we do have some humdrum jobs around the office that we could pull you in on.",1,spont,train train_spont_1261,I see four vets in the area. Which vet would you like?,"You see four vets? Where are we, Hawaii?",1,spont,train train_spont_1262,"Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date.",Maybe if you went on a double date with us we'd be able to free your souls.,1,spont,train train_spont_1263,"Can you lift the lid of the tank, so I can talk to you?",I wish I could but my hands are numb. I had a novocaine accident at the dentist earlier.,1,spont,train train_spont_1264,"Mr. Crock, what do we call the thing we put the apple pie in?",I call it what I want to call it.,1,spont,train train_spont_1265,"All right, Terry, this is your last bowl of potato/tomato, okay?","Aww, I can't get enough. It's so good, Chef Pierre.",1,spont,train train_spont_1266,"Oh, if only if only I'd put you in that well, like I promised, but mother stopped me.",You'll never get the chance. Mother will always be here to save me.,1,spont,train train_spont_1267,"Look, you know what, you guys can keep being mean and offending me based on my Christianity. It's fine.",That's very Christian of you.,1,spont,train train_spont_1268,There's an acting teacher at my place always talking about fish. So I became a pescatarian.,"Pussies eat fish. Only pussies. I'm a man's man, I like my steak.",1,spont,train train_spont_1269,You seem like a Jezebelle and Jere put together.,That's what my Mom said when I was born.,1,spont,train train_spont_1270,I just don't know what to pick. They have over ten items.,"And they've made everything into a cake. Crab cake, clam cake, potato cake, oyster cake.",1,spont,train train_spont_1271,"Oh, I'm slicing the ham sensually with those of you at home (?).",This is like Patrick Swayze manipulating clay.,1,spont,train train_spont_1272,Young Loretta Lynn told me these words about love.,Well I thank you. I'm going to take them to heart. I will be honest with my wife about my failing memory.,1,spont,train train_spont_1273,That show really helped me learn English. Grammar.,"Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says ""She is the sheriff?"" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions.",1,spont,train train_spont_1274,"If anyone could stick the hand my skirt on, I'd make a wonderful puppet.","See, he's not even wearing a skit. He seems like he's got crazy problems in his brain.",1,spont,train train_spont_1275,"Hey, you guys are out of bean burritos. I'm trying to get my smell on.",Sorry about that. You could go roll around for a while in the poop pit.,1,spont,train train_spont_1276,Who in this class is good with words? Monica?,"Yes, I am. I'm good with words. Absolutely positutely.",1,spont,train train_spont_1277,"When I think of you, I have to cover my face because I'm in love with you, line dweller.","Well, she she got the line dweller right. Maybe she is talking about you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1278,We're not wasting any more resources on the king guy.,"He might get torn a part by these people, whatever.",1,spont,train train_spont_1279,"OK everybody, we're going to begin our lesson by picking up our phones","Is that this thing right here? No, that's a shoe.",1,spont,train train_spont_1280,"What happened, Mom? Did the bar close?","Oh, she's calling me Mom now, but only when she says a mean thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_1281,"Did you get new shoes, Mr. Tumnus?",Kind of. I painted my hooves to look like little sneakers.,1,spont,train train_spont_1282,Your son is so charming. How old is he?,"He's just very charming. He's, you know, little boy age. Five.",1,spont,train train_spont_1283,"Albums are the only thing that get me through life with my friend, Jennifer.","Honey, I hate to break the news to you, but we're going to have to sell the record player.",1,spont,train train_spont_1284,I have worked so hard for you for 3 years and I don't know how many more calls I can make selling a kiss kit without getting a raise.,"Denise, I understand. But, these kiss kits are helping so many people all over the world.",1,spont,train train_spont_1285,"General, I have bad news. Operation versatile is poltergeisting in on itself.","Oh, well. That's one thing taken care of.",1,spont,train train_spont_1286,This is the quietest blender on the market. It can make milkshakes and no one will ever know.,"Are you sure? Because I'm very sleepy and big noises, loud noises, really upset me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1287,"I'm sorry, Robert, are you wearing tweed?","Well, yes I am. It's fall.",1,spont,train train_spont_1288,"Great news, guys. We don't need this town no more because we're going to be recording artists.",Let's burn it down.,1,spont,train train_spont_1289,Is your daughter ready to go to the dance or not?,"Yes, I'll be right out. I'm just powdering my nose.",1,spont,train train_spont_1290,"So, you're not prepared to open any doors?","Right. I stood outside the hospital, while my wife was giving birth for three hours.",1,spont,train train_spont_1291,"I keep forgetting that you became an alcoholic because you're so good at your job, you're maintaining really well.","Yeah, thanks Skip.",1,spont,train train_spont_1292,"Jonathan, why don't you tell me what you like to do for fun.","Oh, god, the pressure. Uh, let's see, mostly - I cannot see most things. So I'm mostly just waving in the dark.",1,spont,train train_spont_1293,"We're just watching a program on TBS called Rap Battle and we were terribly inspired. I thought if they could come off the dome with such great material, perhaps I could, too. ","I think if that was the intent, sure. Maybe even to modernize it, fine, but to literally read from the book and not even try to follow the script doesn't work.",1,spont,train train_spont_1294,"Kevin, have I been hugging you this whole time?","Yeah, whispering your story into my ear.",1,spont,train train_spont_1295,"Hi, hope you don't mind, I was eavesdropping and I heard you say the word toilet several times.",I do that when something's on my mind. I have no filter.,1,spont,train train_spont_1296,How is it great that you're leaving when I'm happy when you're here?,"Well, because I will be away from you, and that's how I'll be happy. And everyone else is coming with me, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_1297,I just want to hang out with you while I listen to my Discman via headphones. Maybe on a boat.,"Yeah, just sitting side by side. That sounds great. And maybe mom, you could join us.",1,spont,train train_spont_1298,"The spoofs down here in Tiny Town are so much more gentle. They are all about celebrating who you are, not making fun.",It's true. Nothing beats a Tiny Town spoof.,1,spont,train train_spont_1299,I told myself that I wasn't going to cry because I'm already so dehydrated from all the drugs we've been doing.,"Denise, please don't cry. You need to keep the moisture inside your body. I can't afford to get you a water.",1,spont,train train_spont_1300,Hold on a second. You really believe jail doesn't exist?,I believe my world is what I make it.,1,spont,train train_spont_1301,You guys can't just have ice water. You have to order something to eat.,Fuck you. I'm taking this to the black judge over there.,1,spont,train train_spont_1302,I feel terrible that I heckled that child.,And I criticized his diction. I couldn't stand there and just let him prattle on like a Press Secretary.,1,spont,train train_spont_1303,"Fasty, is Finding Nemo the last movie you've seen? Have you been down in that subway this whole time?","Yeah, but I also saw the Matrix movies and the one where Chevy Chase turns into a dog.",1,spont,train train_spont_1304,"I'm sorry. I'm just not used to relinquishing control. I've done over 7,000 performances as Juliet.",And I've never had one. I would just love to get up there one time up on that balcony.,1,spont,train train_spont_1305,We should advertise. Maybe in the pennysaver?,That's a great idea. People love those things. They open 'em up and read every single ad. That's how I saved on all that carpet cleaning.,1,spont,train train_spont_1306,"That meteor shortened the time, it gave us 48 hours earlier today.",You now have 12 hours. 12 hours until your worst nightmare.,1,spont,train train_spont_1307,I forgot to mention that I'm due to have a stroke any minute.,"Oh, you scheduled one? That's the way to do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1308,"I'll put all my money on the horses again, that's for sure.",You have to bet on them. You can't just lay the money on the horses.,1,spont,train train_spont_1309,We have to come up with some kind of solution for getting water.,We could find another lake or use toilet water.,1,spont,train train_spont_1310,"Come on, let me put my hand on your knee.","Briff, a knee is a very important place for a young woman.",1,spont,train train_spont_1311,"Oh, you must come from some money.",I do. I come from southern tobacco money.,1,spont,train train_spont_1312,Have you seen me before? Have I been on this plane for awhile?,My goodness. You've been here since the beginning. Do you not remember?,1,spont,train train_spont_1313,"Alright, Pip, that's enough. Go have a seat.","You're soaking wet. Go dry off, Pip.",1,spont,train train_spont_1314,"This ain't gonna stand, fellas. You forget your $10 Million. We're gonna take care of this for you. We're doing this one gratis.",Give us the names of everyone on management and we'll off them.,1,spont,train train_spont_1315,"Are you choking Bibbles? You ate a fourth olive, didn't you? You know children can only have three olives.",I'm testing my boundaries.,1,spont,train train_spont_1316,It shall remain unclear what I mean. Figure it out for yourself.,I hate mysteries.,1,spont,train train_spont_1317,"Can you not suspend belief at all, Ray?","Talk about suspension, I can see the cable on that. That's Cathy Rigby playing Peter Pan. That is not a boy. And she's too old for this.",1,spont,train train_spont_1318,She disappeared. Larissa is gone. Did it happen father? Did it really happen?,"It really happened. Look, you can see it playing on the monitor. There's you having sex with a woman on television.",1,spont,train train_spont_1319,"That place, there's something about that place.",I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout.,1,spont,train train_spont_1320,"That's right, and of course I studied in hotdog school at The Sorbonne. In Paris.",Mmm. The best hotdogs in the world come from there.,1,spont,train train_spont_1321,"Listen, Tom, I think this one's the one for you.",I guess so. I heard a lot about her stickers and I'm a big fan of stickers.,1,spont,train train_spont_1322,The first giraffe tribe came from Tansenia?,Very good. You get to go home early because you already know your history.,1,spont,train train_spont_1323,I don't know if I can stand to get out of the car.,"It's OK, I can help you. C'mon, get up here. Just lean against the car.",1,spont,train train_spont_1324,"Have you met my sister, Peggy?",Hi. I am her sister. I'm the bank customer's sister. Do you happen to have any baloney?,1,spont,train train_spont_1325,I keep following you. As your head moves my head moves.,You're like one of those paintings where the eyes follow you. Like one of those over there.,1,spont,train train_spont_1326,"We checked in on Yelp, so we get 10% off the wine tasting, right?","Of course you do. And, you get coozies! ",1,spont,train train_spont_1327,"My dream form is like me standing on the balls of my feet, but in the dream form, I'm not standing on the balls of my feet.",OK. So your legs are longer.,1,spont,train train_spont_1328,"Wow, there's a lot of chemistry going on between you and the guy in the corner there. You guys got a little banter going on. A little Ross and Rachel.","Yeah, you sound a little like Nichols and May. They're one of my favorite duos.",1,spont,train train_spont_1329,"I guess we just keep vamping, like, I don't know. He's standing there like a deer in headlights.","Maybe just point at him and be like ""Let's go!""",1,spont,train train_spont_1330,"Dad, your balls, your balls are showing.",These were my father's shorts and his father's shorts before him.,1,spont,train train_spont_1331,There seems to be a party going on out there.,It's a huge party out there. Is that a hearse?,1,spont,train train_spont_1332,I'm the Queen's head. I'm a cast member.,"Let me look at the inside of this head. It says your name is Joanie, is that correct?",1,spont,train train_spont_1333,"Hey, Nooky, you look like you got smashed up a bit.","Yeah, my new ""friends"" did not consider me a friend.",1,spont,train train_spont_1334,Try again tomorrow. Really assert yourself as the boss. Just make sure they don't get you to answer any questions that you can't answer.,"Alright, can you give me a topic of conversation that's safe?",1,spont,train train_spont_1335,"What do you mean, put to death?","I mean, I'm a rich man, and I don't like poor people. If they're not working for me, that is, making a terrible slave wage. No offense, Robert. You're very generous, unlike me. So, I want you poor people not only kicked out of my dumpster, but the offending idea that you ever lived in there is an assault to my very senses. I want you put to death, and if you won't do it Robert, there's no place for you here at Dennys.",1,spont,train train_spont_1336,May I use this blimp ticket at a later date or do I have to use it right now?,The blimp ticket must be used now. ,1,spont,train train_spont_1337,This is tough. It's a tough one. But I'm expiring. So I can't be with you much longer.,"Your majesty, what? What do we do about the scroll?",1,spont,train train_spont_1338,"Y'all should know that my son, Pastor St. Augustine, his sex act partner has left. She has literally vanished in a puff of smoke using Satan's magic.",This is perfect because that means we can have a different girl every week.,1,spont,train train_spont_1339,Your mother and I didn't come to this country so you could be some sort of actor.,"Well, you know, I'll go be a newscaster then. Let me be a newscaster.",1,spont,train train_spont_1340,"Wait a minute. I don't understand, Jonathan. Who's that little girl? She looks just like you.","Oh, Janice. I'm afraid I've been a dirty dog.",1,spont,train train_spont_1341,We're not going to ride the sharks? Alright.,"Between dolphins and sharks, it does seem that dolphins are more likely to let us ride them.",1,spont,train train_spont_1342,I'm more of an Introvert Man kind of guy.,"Look at that you aren't kidding, you have every single one of his comics!",1,spont,train train_spont_1343,I need to know something before I rent you the apartment. Does your fluffy cat shed all over the goddamn place?,"Well, she does, but I clean. I'm a clean person.",1,spont,train train_spont_1344,"Well, graduation's about to start. Whoa, it's Jack Thunderstorms!","That's right, kids. Somebody said y'all needed a speech for y'all's graduation.",1,spont,train train_spont_1345,"The sign out front said this was a no cut art show. I got tired of the masters and the classics. I said, let me see the art of someone that doubts they could get into a regular show.","OK. This is my night job. So, I entered through a staff door and didn't see that sign.",1,spont,train train_spont_1346,Isn't he charming? Your son is so sweet.,He's a perfect little gentleman.,1,spont,train train_spont_1347,Don't take that card.,"Yeah, don't stand on top of that card that is the same size as you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1348,"Just to be clear, you're going to seal the top of the chimney. You're going to light a fire. And so you're going to burn me alive and smoke me at the same time.",That's the plan. And these kids won't help you.,1,spont,train train_spont_1349,I've got a Korean friend at school. I was trying to make him laugh.,They think cereal is hilarious. That's a stereotype of that region.,1,spont,train train_spont_1350,I'm going to do what all the young kids are doing and put my cigarette box flapped over in my white t-shirt.,OK. Take it down a couple notches.,1,spont,train train_spont_1351,"You're just not fitting in, you know? We're like a tight unit, you know what I mean? Like the three musketeers. Me, mom, and the dog. So maybe if you come back as a man we'll like you as a different person.",I'm going to come back as a man who sounds vaguely like a woman. That's my plan.,1,spont,train train_spont_1352,The faucet does bear the resemblance to a monkey's face.,"Well, you know no one else feels that way and it's caused some problems.",1,spont,train train_spont_1353,I'm the next in succession? I'm just a simple guy who goes around writing down stuff that people think.,"Well, that's as good a qualification as any. There will come a time when it will be clear that you should be the next in succession. And I grant you that power. Goodbye.",1,spont,train train_spont_1354,He checks off everything on your list. You said no personality and he's given us no personality.,"Personality wise, he's as flat as paper.",1,spont,train train_spont_1355,I just love those Alsatian tarts. With the creamy onions. It's a savory tart.,"Well, you should know - as a designer of donuts - what a good Alsatian tart is like. Tell me, what are you putting in the doughnuts again?",1,spont,train train_spont_1356,"Be cool, be cool. This is a demonstration. We are theater students.","You see, he makes like he's in a box. Now he's walking against the wind.",1,spont,train train_spont_1357,How are they still alive? You said they'd be dead by now.,"It defies all scientific explanation, sir. They should have been dead a long time ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_1358,I have to say for a rat to hold three pounds is pretty impressive.,"That's what I'm saying. Just because he can do that, he thinks he's the greatest rat to walk the earth.",1,spont,train train_spont_1359,You want to go to the jewelry store now?,"I guess. I mean, we have to be at the church at two. But I guess we could go to the jewelry store now.",1,spont,train train_spont_1360,This whole conversation is making me uncomfortable. Would you mind if I just sat inside the waiting room while you do whatever it is that you need to do my vehicle?,"Well, first, could you come here and stand very, very close to me while I finish explaining what's going to happen with your car? You need to know these things before you drive off.",1,spont,train train_spont_1361,Everyone prepare. It's a rogue wave.,"Oh honey, get the camera!",1,spont,train train_spont_1362,"If you say so, Your majesty. Of course you may give anyone you want a special.","OK, 5% off. 5% off trollbeads for you. Oh, that felt so good. I feel like I should still work here.",1,spont,train train_spont_1363,"I understand these kids aren't supposed to be great at hockey, at first, but eventually, they are great at it.","OK. Listen, I got hired because my mom and dad wrote the script. I know nothing about hockey.",1,spont,train train_spont_1364,OK. I think I have enough detail to go on now. He was a little boy. He was very unpleasant looking.,"Yeah, you could tell that if he was an adult he would be in jail or on television",1,spont,train train_spont_1365,"Maybe now's a good time to just remind everybody about, you know, company dating and stuff like that. We really don't do that. You know, we don't do it.",I feel like this has always been hazy. Didn't you meet your wife that way?,1,spont,train train_spont_1366,"Now listen, do you love Rhonda in you heart? Do you truly love her.","Yes, I do. I mean, my wife passed years ago and I never thought I'd find anybody again and then when Rhonda came along and a spark came to life in me that I hadn't felt in years.",1,spont,train train_spont_1367,I paid cash.,"That's unprecedented. Cash at Margarittaville? Madam, thank you. You should get her a frequent diner's card, Bob.",1,spont,train train_spont_1368,The kitchen is on fire? Can anybody call 911,We have one phone and we don't know if it goes out or not people just call in to it.,1,spont,train train_spont_1369,"Who's honey's little sparrow? See, we have little paths where we cross and we meet and that's where our love lifts.",I want to fly around you and land on your shoulder for 15 more years.,1,spont,train train_spont_1370,Can I watch you eat the cheese sandwich in a weird way?,You can watch me eat it and stare at me like you're snoopy pretending to be a vulture in that tree.,1,spont,train train_spont_1371,Look at that idiot up there telling us about gateway drugs and slippery slopes.,"He's a fucking idiot, whose life was ruined.",1,spont,train train_spont_1372,"See, Vincinity, that's a name I won't forget.","Ok, you made your point. We know you have a bad memory.",1,spont,train train_spont_1373,You're screaming at me.,"I know, sorry. You know, I coach little league on the side.",1,spont,train train_spont_1374,"You're saying sleep fighting is one of the few sports without a paddle. It's not a sport, so that's a big problem. It's a weird thing you do in your sleep when you're hitting people.","When I'm dreaming, it's a sport though. You should see the professional boxers that I can knock out.",1,spont,train train_spont_1375,"So, we were here and there were these dogs here and we think they are a coyote and a wolf. We don't think that's safe. We are willing to answer any questions. We have all day to just answer questions.",OK. Give me a low down on how long you guys have been dating.,1,spont,train train_spont_1376,I am sorry to hear that your father is not in the picture.,He might be here in the water.,1,spont,train train_spont_1377,The good news is we've signed Forest Whitaker to play Aid Man in the motion picture of a comic book that just came out for the first time today.,Why I had a good idea. I'm glad you went with it.,1,spont,train train_spont_1378,It's a little bit different from the bayou. ,"My mom told me that too, she said it's full of spiders. ",1,spont,train train_spont_1379,This AI machine you've got is demonstrating some really troubling characteristics.,What you'll find about sentient computers is they're learning all the time. All. The. Time.,1,spont,train train_spont_1380,"You know something, God? You said ""Gaya marry me"" and I was like ""God, you know this ain't gonna work"". You were like ""Gaya, I love you, you're mother earth"" and I was like ""God, you God, let's do this"".",It's that mouth of yours that just makes you irresistible.,1,spont,train train_spont_1381,Did all the secretaries contribute this time?,"We all tried, but Brenda fell down that well last year and just no one ever cared to find her.",1,spont,train train_spont_1382,"It's like your odor actually is an aid, because her sense of smell must be so poor that she lost you in a cloud of funk.",Thankfully no one has bionic smell.,1,spont,train train_spont_1383,"You reek of marijuana. What's your name, sir?",Scotch. I come from the scotch tape family.,1,spont,train train_spont_1384,And the citizens of all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town.,"That's right. In Big Egg Town, they're all eating each other for breakfast. It's a weird scene.",1,spont,train train_spont_1385,"You go check on your children, and I'll wrap up your crow painting.","Alright, send it to 5050 Connecticut Drive.",1,spont,train train_spont_1386,"For the 2020 rebuild, we're thinking of putting a lake in the center field.",I love looking at water.,1,spont,train train_spont_1387,"Jack, we have to pretend we know what's going on at this Comicon.","Yeah, I know. We made a pact at the start of 2018 to make more white friends.",1,spont,train train_spont_1388,"They gotta go with out team. They got that racist mascot. No one's on board with that, right?","I dunno Skip, it's the 60's.",1,spont,train train_spont_1389,That was a scary time. Thank god you went out on a limb and did that surgery 'cause that could have burst and killed you.,It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside.,1,spont,train train_spont_1390,You guys have never heard of Thomas Edison?,"Yeah, I know Thomas Edison. He's the quarterback for the Mizu Tigers.",1,spont,train train_spont_1391,Can you use the floating candles they sell over at Home Goods in a glass of wine?,We could hollow out a hole in a cork and see if that would hold a candle.,1,spont,train train_spont_1392,"My name is Dwight David Arsenhower. I'm frequently confused for the former president. But, my name is Arsenhower.","And yet, when you're not the president and you have three names, you're often an assassin.",1,spont,train train_spont_1393,I'm spry and I would love to get up on those veins in a sexual way.,"This is a school and I do appreciate this love that's happening, but if you could take it off the stage because the children are watching.",1,spont,train train_spont_1394,You're turning white!,"I am, but how can you tell under all of the bright lights?",1,spont,train train_spont_1395,"Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business.",Good. That's where a woman belongs.,1,spont,train train_spont_1396,"So, your gig at the comedy club is going very well then?",I have made $4.00.,1,spont,train train_spont_1397,"This is my coyote, Earl Yote.",Earl Yote has a beautiful grin.,1,spont,train train_spont_1398,Is everybody ready for the performance tonight?,"Yes, Francois. We're feeling better than ever.",1,spont,train train_spont_1399,"Son, that's an even bigger shadow than I've been even carrying around this whole time.","Right, but you know what I'm going to do? I don't need the shadow, dad. I'm on the bright side of my life now.",1,spont,train train_spont_1400,I didn't introduce myself. My name is Bill.,"I'm Clinton. Hey, it's like Bill Clinton. It's almost like we're destined to sit next to each other.",1,spont,train train_spont_1401,"Hey guys, there's two adults in the other room.","Yeah, it's there house. We just sneaked in.",1,spont,train train_spont_1402,"Alright, guys, places. Places. What's wrong with you, Becky?","I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just having a smoke attack.",1,spont,train train_spont_1403,I'm Peter Two Horses.,"Oh, Mr. Two Horses. Nice to meet you. My name is Chaz. Not short for Charles. Isn't that funny? My dad was Charles and his father was Charleston. So it's getting shorter each time.",1,spont,train train_spont_1404,"Officer, would you mind checking on our associates in the video store? There's a large man. He's got a great bushy beard and long salt and pepper hair, and he might be wearing what appears to be a robe. And there's another woman who looks exactly like us. We're just worried they're taking a little too long in the Blockbuster Video store.","OK, I'll do it. It is outside my job description but I will go in a check on your colleague.",1,spont,train train_spont_1405,Maybe we shouldn't go out. This is supposed to be a deep dive and I'm feeling weird.,"Well, one thing I've learned is that if something looks fishy, you should do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1406,Is it OK if I put a little gasoline in spaghetti?,"It's for everyone, Jazz. Everyone's going to eat this. You can add it to your own plate.",1,spont,train train_spont_1407,"Marty, I told you that I'm not dead. This is just what my face looks like when I'm looking at Instagram.","Every time you pick your phone up, you look dead.",1,spont,train train_spont_1408,"Look, he's growing. He's slightly taller. And he's hairier.","Don't look at me, I'm a monster.",1,spont,train train_spont_1409,Are you sure you both are okay with closing the shop and taking us to the airport?,"Yes, we're at the end of our fourth lives. I've been trying too escape that cursed place for the past four lives.",1,spont,train train_spont_1410,"Depressed and happy? C'mon, that's so rare. To find a man that's both depressed and happy, that's like 1 in 1 Million.","That's like having your whole life in medium, not too small, not too large.",1,spont,train train_spont_1411,"Suedebaby, you're an actual little kid like me with a suede mask on?","That's right. Don't be afraid. I've had some things happen to me, but one day I'll grow up to be a formidable killer, I bet.",1,spont,train train_spont_1412,I was here for a Boys II Men concert. They were having a reunion.,"Yeah, I worked that concert. Yep, I kept people safe. You're welcome.",1,spont,train train_spont_1413,My name is Delores and I'm a huge vein fan.,"Oh, I'm Sly and I got huge veins.",1,spont,train train_spont_1414,Your hat looks great.,"You look great, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_1415,"General, how would you know if Clint Eastwood can direct?",I have some inside sources. Sometimes he invites friends over to his house and pretends like he's directing a show.,1,spont,train train_spont_1416,"I'm in, get to the subway, get to the subway!",He's in! What are you seeing Tony?,1,spont,train train_spont_1417,"Now, the word has gotten out and if people find out, this could be the end of the space force as we know it.","That's right. This could bring down the entire space force, Colonial.",1,spont,train train_spont_1418,"Timothy, do you think he means Celsius or Fahrenheit? ?","Oh no, if we ask him too many questions he'll think we don't know what we're doing.",1,spont,train train_spont_1419,"You know, honestly, that's a really nice offer, but I was thinking what if I just went in the cave. The mystic cave. I just love diamonds and I love dark spaces. Maybe I'll just live in the cave and be a creature.","In my cave, you are welcome to dwell. Let's get on my bike and ride like hell.",1,spont,train train_spont_1420,"JJ, you didn't quit the bank just to give up now.",It's been 5 years and I'm still just the MC at Clifton's Cafeteria and no one listens to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_1421,"Well, is there a bathroom here?","Yes, it's right there. You literally took a shit in front of the bathroom.",1,spont,train train_spont_1422,"Sharon, you have made such a lovely meal for us all. This just looks delicious.","Well, I learned it from best. This is your honey-baked ham recipe and your potato salad with no mayonnaise, only vinegar.",1,spont,train train_spont_1423,So your friend Rich got absorbed? That must have have been the sample monster.,"His face changed and he looked different, and then he was gone.",1,spont,train train_spont_1424,We have some shoes here that not all of the shoe is made on Earth.,Sure. So are you worried because you didn't pay the right taxes?,1,spont,train train_spont_1425,"Not only does the rat sing, but it also has the keys to my car.","Yeah, how we gonna get back home if we don't find the rat?",1,spont,train train_spont_1426,Here's my drivers license.,"Wow, it's very small.",1,spont,train train_spont_1427,"Hi, welcome to DM Sliders, how can I help you?","Yeah, my daughter, I sent her out for some beer and I think she might have come here. Do you know if she came around here? She hasn't come back with my beer and I'm getting worried.",1,spont,train train_spont_1428,"Son, where's all the cereal?","Well, Al Pacino came here. He took all the cereal",1,spont,train train_spont_1429,"Well, the truth is. No one really wants to hear from an overweight, fat Aid Man.","I think they might of made a mistake and we certainly made a mistake buying 7,000 copies of the book.",1,spont,train train_spont_1430,Let me talk to Garold and see if he's interested in getting married to a lady and then also if that lady perhaps would be you.,"Also, if you could get me a high ball. This high is wearing off and I'm beginning to get panicky and shaky.",1,spont,train train_spont_1431,Why don't we draw a map to find the map. That way we won't get lost on the way if we draw it out first.,"Alright, we'll do that. She leads everything.",1,spont,train train_spont_1432,"We're gonna be, I guess, going back out in the world after the show is done in an hour. It's 5AM now, so we'll be back out on the street around eight, I guess.","Yes and then I have to go directly home. I can't dilly dally. So don't get any ideas, both of you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1433,"Oh, I collect sea glass. We have so much in common.","Oh, they're so beautiful when you hold them up to the light.",1,spont,train train_spont_1434,"Can I have a word with you, son? You're going to inherit all this one day. You have to respect it.",Alright. Can I have the Ipad?,1,spont,train train_spont_1435,"Hera was never imprisoned, but she imprisoned many others in her jealousy over Zeus' many conquests.",She was the original tough gal with a bad attitude.,1,spont,train train_spont_1436,"You've stumbled onto something here, Ron. Have you started on an Aid Man movie yet?","I mean, from your lips to God's ears. Of course, we'd love that.",1,spont,train train_spont_1437,The only thing you missed when you were gone was Mom telling a weird story about scratching her decks. Her dad's phantom legs. Your grandfather. So I'm a little weird.,"Well, I'd love to hear some old family stories. You know, I'm game to become a part of the family.",1,spont,train train_spont_1438,Do we even want to go back to the big world?,"That is the question, isn't it? For so long, we didn't even know that we were small.",1,spont,train train_spont_1439,You're going to take the human bones. You're going to doink people on the had and then you're going to bring their trinkets and treasure back here.,Then you'll take us back to see our parents?,1,spont,train train_spont_1440,He had to put down his beer to wave you over. That's a big commitment for someone with only one arm.,"You know what, my day is made better by all the people around me, and I'm happy to put down my beer or my turkey leg or whatever I'm holding in my hand to call over my friends and family who have made this town such a wondrous experience.",1,spont,train train_spont_1441,"You know, she really is like Peter Pan.","Yeah, her parent's don't love her either. And they're long gone.",1,spont,train train_spont_1442,"Well then, where's Maybelline?",I don't know. Maybe in the car?,1,spont,train train_spont_1443,"I gotta report you. I don't want to, but I gotta.","Yeah, I understand. Because if they find out, you'll get fired.",1,spont,train train_spont_1444,"Gineal, oh my god, you're a ghost!",You're a ghost and you've never looked trimmer.,1,spont,train train_spont_1445,"Mama, daddy, I have found you. I got on a boat and I came to America.","You grew up so big, Ana, but you still talk like a baby.",1,spont,train train_spont_1446,"Now, children, it's really quite simple. There are lots of adults who despise children, to the point of throwing them into the ocean.","I gotta tell ya, you really have a way with kids, Dr. You must not have any of your own.",1,spont,train train_spont_1447,None of those places on the body are desirable to be shot.,"Yep, the calve's the only way to go.",1,spont,train train_spont_1448,How's the orientation to camp going?,It's good. I've gotten through two kids.,1,spont,train train_spont_1449,It's been so magical just getting to know you. I really feel like we've grown close. Do you feel that way?,I do. I also realize that I need to wash my hands again. I put them under my armpits.,1,spont,train train_spont_1450,Does anyone see that the flag is blowing in the wind? Is that going to affect anybody?,I need that fan on. I'm sorry. I'm boiling alive in this astronaut costume.,1,spont,train train_spont_1451,"Terry, you talk different. You walk different. It's like your hair's getting thicker. I don't know you.",I can change. I've been going to meetings. I've been going to assholes anonymous.,1,spont,train train_spont_1452,"Angie Pussarello? Are you kidding me? That's the girl that invented the beanbag chair filled with chips! I was like, what a waste! What're you doing? You're sitting down, crushing the exact thing you're supposed to be eating! I hate that girl!","Look, I know that was a pretty bad invention, but she's a good girl, all right? She's nice to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1453,Roll up your sleeves. Roll up your parkas.,I got my arm out and I'm ready for this juice.,1,spont,train train_spont_1454,"Do you want some soda, because you really remind me of Yoda.","Flattering, that comparison isn't.",1,spont,train train_spont_1455,"You know I'm a policeman and I'm still standing here, right? You just ordered someone to kill your landlord.",I thought you were looking out the window.,1,spont,train train_spont_1456,"All we do all day is talk, so when I get a 15 minute break, I don't want to interact with my fellow employees. I just want to be quiet.","I understand that, but you're being a lot louder than quiet right now. You're being the exact opposite. You keep yelling at me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1457,"Excuse me, you are sitting in my seat. My napkin is over my mug of coffee. I called dibs this morning when I came in.","At this law firm, when you begin the day, everybody's desk is a communal desk until you put your coffee there.",1,spont,train train_spont_1458,Can I show you guys something cool?,Will it come out of your pants?,1,spont,train train_spont_1459,"Maybe we should go around the table, make sure everyone is present and accounted for so we can keep track.","Thanks, Wayne. Let's start with you. Tell us about yourself.",1,spont,train train_spont_1460,"That's right, you won a trip to the lake. Old Whale Lake.",I sort of recall that name. Is that where we are now?,1,spont,train train_spont_1461,I hate Millenials. I'm just from a different generation. Nobody knows the real me.,"In fairness, she's been 25 since 1997. ",1,spont,train train_spont_1462,My dream is you on stage holding a suitcase with 49 other women as Howie Mandel's career gets one more shot.,I was thinking more like you'd take me out and I'd say yes.,1,spont,train train_spont_1463,"Paula if you're going to the photo shop, you probably need to clean your purse out.",I might need some of these things. Anything could happen between here and there.,1,spont,train train_spont_1464,"Well, Heidi, it's a classic fold by Mrs. White. She almost took control of the situation as an adult supervising science fair, but then she let herself be bowled over by 2 kids.","That's exactly like the Mrs. White I knew from the ""Hottest Science Teacher"" show. She's not a winner.",1,spont,train train_spont_1465,They're pretty stupid over on that hill too.,"Yeah, go put up a bunch of chairs to kind of confuse them.",1,spont,train train_spont_1466,"I tried to lean in and kiss you and you thought I was sneezing, my goodness.","To be fair, you had a lot of mucus coming out of your nose.",1,spont,train train_spont_1467,"There's something I haven't told you. i'm going to set you loose on the city of Paris to see how you make your way. You, a 13 year old girl. My mother did the same thing to me, and I turned out this way.",Guess I'll put on my backpack.,1,spont,train train_spont_1468,"What, you just spray that on everything?","Hey, it shut him up, didn't it?",1,spont,train train_spont_1469,"Is it true, all the rumors about you running into Walgreens and punching candy bars? Or is it fake?","That one's true. I went into Walgreens, I punched high-end candy bars. Toblerones. Toffee.",1,spont,train train_spont_1470,There should be a limit. Like a checkout line. Like an express lane.,Maybe we should follow the bro's before ho's thing.,1,spont,train train_spont_1471,"Yeah, well, they can take my job, but they can't take my spirit.",You're dressed up like that guy from Braveheart right now. It seemed like you wanted to make a speech. Like you got half your face painted post office blue.,1,spont,train train_spont_1472,"Since you have no veins on the upper part of your body, when your heart pumps blood, what's the route it takes?",Just down through the legs and back up to the heart. With a minimal amount up to the brain just to operate the legs.,1,spont,train train_spont_1473,In Dutch we can see the future your time is limited.,I have heard that before. Aren't you all rich from speculating on the stock exchange?,1,spont,train train_spont_1474,Can we have access to your husband's bedroom ma'am?,Sure. I'll do anything to find my Thomas. Maybe you can find something in there.,1,spont,train train_spont_1475,"Thominson, there's a single lady ghost over there and you're a single boy ghost.","Well, I began floating away, but somehow, I'm right here again.",1,spont,train train_spont_1476,"Barbara, you can wear a skirt. I really would like you to wear more skirts.","Last time Barbara wore a skirt, she pooped all up and down the driveway.",1,spont,train train_spont_1477,"Oh, my dark Lord. I just wanted to say thanks for having me.","No problem. It gets kind of empty down here, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_1478,"Now, do be careful. He's trying to get you to play his game to lose your valuables.","Oh please, Percy, I come from a gambling family. That's how granny made all of her money. Off of molasses. She won it in a bet.",1,spont,train train_spont_1479,What if I wanted to serve a manatee?,"You could serve a manatee, but you better have the great barrier reef on call.",1,spont,train train_spont_1480,I would definitely go to a shop that was going to maybe give me $1 million dollars,"Well, I would too. Oh, the things I could do if I had $1 million dollars.",1,spont,train train_spont_1481,"You stay on the island, OK? Find your dad.",You looking for a dad? I miss my son.,1,spont,train train_spont_1482,Kurt was a good kid and he accomplished a lot for a 12 year old.,"He did. He tried out for the NBA and of course you have to be a certain age to get into the NBA, so that didn't happen. But, he did start his own basketball league.",1,spont,train train_spont_1483,"The last address I have for Beth is in Des Moines, Iowa.",That's what her Facebook page says.,1,spont,train train_spont_1484,I love these little bowls.,"Oh, thank you. Those are very popular. We sell a lot of those little bowls.",1,spont,train train_spont_1485,Is that a shard from a dark crystal?,Yes. That's also my middle name. Crystal. Carl Crystal Slider.,1,spont,train train_spont_1486,"Good Evening. Table for 2, I'm assuming?","Yes, we'd like to sit in the garden.",1,spont,train train_spont_1487,"Well, just hop in and we'll just drive around. I'm sure that will speed it up.",Do you mind if I just move all these Big Mac boxes?,1,spont,train train_spont_1488,"Greetings to you travelers on a mystic journey. Look down at me, your asthma inhaler. I will be your guide on this journey of enlightenment.","Peggy, I have a feeling we're about to embark on a strange and wondrous journey.",1,spont,train train_spont_1489,"Josephenia, now, where are you going?",He wants me to go to California with him.,1,spont,train train_spont_1490,We'll have sushi there for them to eat.,"We'd have high end sushi, like the kind Clooney would eat.",1,spont,train train_spont_1491,"And I can't chose reading, right? That's one of those wish laws?","That's true, that's the one rule. 'Cause you really have to learn that. That's the one thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_1492,"Kids, can I tell you something about that painting of me?",You painted that painting yourself? You have paint all over you.,1,spont,train train_spont_1493,"Paul got his jacket just for the show, I can tell.",He got a special intro jacket?,1,spont,train train_spont_1494,"We got you installed as the manager of this place so you could shut down any queries, tell people to get back to work and if they have time to lean, they have time to clean.","Well, I told them no more queries and they threw a gay pride parade.",1,spont,train train_spont_1495,"Fine, I'm getting out of the car because I've run out air in here, not because you want me to.",That's fine. I guess you're the big winner.,1,spont,train train_spont_1496,Do you ever get to come out of the tree?,"I can come out of the tree, but I like to stay in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_1497,"Oh, Trumpet Davis, you're so amazing.","Hey Trumpet Davis, are you sure you're just passing through? You can't, I don't know, play here for a couple of nights a week? ",1,spont,train train_spont_1498,"Yes, and I just need a rear view mirror, and I need to get back to the hospital.","Well, it seems to me what you need to do is dance.",1,spont,train train_spont_1499,It's been a wild and crazy day. My husband and I were just running through the forest earlier today and something really scary came up behind us. We just need help. We want to get out of here.,"Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger?",1,spont,train train_spont_1500,I didn't ask for anything. Are you ladies OK?,"Kill him, Karen. Kill him! He knows too much.",1,spont,train train_spont_1501,How do I look? I'm all dressed up for my play date.,You look you're ready to have fun. Your eyes look very positive. Both of them.,1,spont,train train_spont_1502,"I've never seen a movie, I grew up in a very religious household.","Oh, I mean, me too kind of. We were just summertime Buddhists. Were you guys year-round something or others?",1,spont,train train_spont_1503,"Thadeous brought his own Dyson. A Dyson, Mr. Seacrest.",That's an expensive vacuum.,1,spont,train train_spont_1504,You're going back to VHS? You're not even going to do Blue-Ray?,"Here in Brooklyn? Yes, of course I'm only doing VHS.",1,spont,train train_spont_1505,Did the poor people mug you in the back of the plane?,They certainly tried to. I could feel their greedy eyes all over me and my bag of money.,1,spont,train train_spont_1506,"No, no, about your Twitter account. Do you want to have a Twitter account, an official account here for the aquarium?","OK, yeah. Uh, I could see that really helping my brand.",1,spont,train train_spont_1507,Do you think we need to tell Felicity the truth?,"You mean, tell her that she's 28 and not 8?",1,spont,train train_spont_1508,"Karlt, there's something else you have to know before you go to Palm Springs.","Dad, I'm literally two blocks away.",1,spont,train train_spont_1509,"Mr. Crimp, this is the most you've ever talked to me.","Right, because you're making me do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1510,Are you fucking dickheads gonna order? I didn't come to the fucking beach to listen to you guys talk about a fucking acting class. I'm surrounded by actors in New York.,"Yeah, we want our fish. Give us some fucking fish.",1,spont,train train_spont_1511,"Craig, I'll abide. I'll escort you outside.","Oh, you seem like my kind of lady.",1,spont,train train_spont_1512,We have a bigger problem than we thought on our hands.,"Yeah, the guy has mind powers or something.",1,spont,train train_spont_1513,"We have an officer of the law present here, that can say the way this transaction works is we have to have those movies back. They're the property of the store, you merely rented them.","Well, that ain't my job. It's Maybelline's job. My second wife. She returns movies, that's her job.",1,spont,train train_spont_1514,The voice command of the x-ray machine seems to be working. It's scanning.,My husband's back to normal. I'm back to normal. I can feel my hands again.,1,spont,train train_spont_1515,What are you typing right now?,It's just some notes. I need to get groceries.,1,spont,train train_spont_1516,You've probably hurt other people too.,"Oh, yeah, lots of them. Look at all of these things I've taken.",1,spont,train train_spont_1517,"So, you're the one holding the grudges, but people are coming back to you.","Yes, I'm the one holding them. I don't get it either.",1,spont,train train_spont_1518,It's not Miss Fizzial. I wrote it on the board. It's Missfizzial.,I know but I erased it and changed the laters and now it's Miss Fizzial.,1,spont,train train_spont_1519,"When you live in a tiny home, you don't have room for one yo-yo, much less six.","Yeah, I wish I could yo-yo, but I'd break a window.",1,spont,train train_spont_1520,He's just our middle brother. He's never gotten a job. We tried to prop him up with this cool story.,Middle children always have trouble.,1,spont,train train_spont_1521,"Why it's me, Robert Vaughn.","Oh sure, Mr. Vaughn, there's a carton cigarettes here for you. I've got seven cartons, one for each of the Magnificent Seven.",1,spont,train train_spont_1522,"Sorry, I just got excited.","I know, it's just, you are still a stranger and we're just on a train platform. And when someone rushes at you, I've seen too many movies where someone kills someone by shoving them in front of the train. Haven't you seen that?",1,spont,train train_spont_1523,I'm going to keep your story to myself because no one can know you're the US Marshall on this plane.,"Well, I am in an emergency row, so there's that.",1,spont,train train_spont_1524,"Yeah, we have to find a storm cloud that is the storm cloud that connects to the past storm cloud and ride through the storm cloud. Can either of you fly?",Not really. But I know an angel who can.,1,spont,train train_spont_1525,"Baby, you gonna work all day or are we going to have lunch?",First I'm trying to get the pop out of this mushroom and I'm also trying to talk to Timothy.,1,spont,train train_spont_1526,"Well, I'm very lucky to have you on my book, Mr. President. Thank you very much. You know, this is a honor for me. I almost voted for you.","I almost voted for me, too, but couldn't find my way to the ballot box.",1,spont,train train_spont_1527,It so nice of the English lady to offer me her jacket. I just figured she didn't need it.,"Right. By offered, you mean you just grabbed it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1528,We're going to decorate the hell out of this place for the party. We're going to have lots of utensils and burners.,I'm bringing the grease so they can cook.,1,spont,train train_spont_1529,"New instruments are so expensive. So, I thought I'd get a used sextant.","You're blaming it on the sextant, Tad? That's not an apology.",1,spont,train train_spont_1530,I'm enjoying this theater class so much that I want to hear from the teacher. It felt like he had an idea and hasn't spoken.,"Oh, all I was going to say, you know, as we're waiting for Frank to get back. Um, Roger, I think maybe we'll try something different. What if we were to cover you with some sort of salve, would that allay your phobia of silk robes?",1,spont,train train_spont_1531,"Full Sail is in Orlando, Florida.",And you want to go there? Florida's awful. You should rethink that.,1,spont,train train_spont_1532,This dog wandered into our yard and was eating out of our trash.,It's good to start calling it a dog so that you can eventually forget it's a wild animal.,1,spont,train train_spont_1533,I'm sorry we've kept you from the concert for so long. You're just really fascinating.,It's alright. I'll be honest with you. I'm not really familiar with Yngwie Malmsteen.,1,spont,train train_spont_1534,Your eyes are lovely. No too close to the nose.,It's sometimes worse when people's eyes are too far away from the nose.,1,spont,train train_spont_1535,"Well, we have a long history.",We used to work together at a Quiznos many years ago.,1,spont,train train_spont_1536,"Hey, Jake. No one asked you here. Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?",It's pronounce Jeff. And why don't you make like a lamp and turn off?,1,spont,train train_spont_1537,"Oh no, if we ask him too many questions he'll think we don't know what we're doing.?",I know we could use our job at the cold storage facility.,1,spont,train train_spont_1538,"Rudy, that's what you mean when you said it didn't go well? You didn't get to do your list of outdated slurs?",I had another 150 left to do.,1,spont,train train_spont_1539,Is that an Italian yellow rose attached to your lapel?,It is a yellow rose. It's my wife's favorite flower.,1,spont,train train_spont_1540,"I'm sorry, Smash-it-up Steven. There's blood on your ankle bracelet.","Yeah, sorry about that. They won't let me take it off.",1,spont,train train_spont_1541,"We flip houses. Well, we used to.",The economy. It's been a bad time to buy houses.,1,spont,train train_spont_1542,I found her online.,That was quick! You found the prostitute mother that I may or may not have murdered with my fangs.,1,spont,train train_spont_1543,We only have one dugout. Both of the teams hang out there.,What? This is outrageous. Everyone's just packed in like sardines?,1,spont,train train_spont_1544,I'm confused. The air is really moist.,"Oh, uh, I have a disease that prevents me from absorbing moisture in my throat.",1,spont,train train_spont_1545,"This material is garbage, David.",I also think Billy Jr. is not trying very hard.,1,spont,train train_spont_1546,I heard you talking about the cod.,You hit that D hard on the cod. I sense some acting training.,1,spont,train train_spont_1547,Should I go make the bed?,"That's very presumptuous, but very modern.",1,spont,train train_spont_1548,Your fish is ready. It'll be $400.,Oh god. Do you take traveler's checks?,1,spont,train train_spont_1549,"I was just gonna ask Lilith. You feel like going on tour with me, maybe with a few other ladies who like to play music?",I could do Irish melodies mixed with rock.,1,spont,train train_spont_1550,This is a medical hospital.,"We understand, There's a big sign outside.",1,spont,train train_spont_1551,What are you doing? You're breaking the fourth wall here.,"I know, but you already did. Don't you see, Dad? It's all of us out here. The audience has become part of the play.",1,spont,train train_spont_1552,"Your name is Toadstool, like the mushroom? It grows in moist climates.",I thought I'd come here to dry out because I'm a toadstool and an alcoholic.,1,spont,train train_spont_1553,"Oh, I'm sorry. Am I bothering you?",I'm just trying to get a little bit of sleep.,1,spont,train train_spont_1554,"Hello, Rodney.",Hey Calista. Hey Calisto.,1,spont,train train_spont_1555,He couldn't answer his phone like that if he weren't really Ryan Seacrest.,That would be weird. I guess he must be Ryan Seacrest.,1,spont,train train_spont_1556,"You know, I feel like our priorities are out of whack. We're at the bottom of the ocean. I let you not refer to me as Captain, which is completely non-protocol. And we're updating Facebook profiles when we should be getting to the top of the ocean.",I guess it's good we're still getting WiFi though.,1,spont,train train_spont_1557,"Daryl, you are the only person that's come by to place a bid.","That's true. One fellow came by one time and we thought he was going to place a bid, but that's not what he ended up doing.",1,spont,train train_spont_1558,Everybody's got a good friend. Everybody says that their friend's got a herniated disc. When they are the one with the herniated disc.,I do have a bit of a lower back pain.,1,spont,train train_spont_1559,I don't know what has happened. I've been in a fog this entire time.,"Me too, but I'm so glad to wake up in a celebrity's shack.",1,spont,train train_spont_1560,I am an O.A.R. Olympic Athlete from Russia.,So that's what they call you guys? Olympic athletes from Russia. But you're not part of the Russian team?,1,spont,train train_spont_1561,"I'm a little bit of a werewolf, I'm a little bit of a werebear, I'm a little bit of a half-orc fighter. Someday I hope to level up and be a paladin.","Sir, let me interrupt you for one second there. How can we help you here at the Cracker Barrel? We don't really get werewolves in here.",1,spont,train train_spont_1562,"Alright, first day of class. This is Tina's acting class. Treneace, I want you to do a scene that you feel inspired by.","Okay, I always liked fish until they killed my mom. Fish killed my mom. Mama, no, the fish killed you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1563,"Listen, we should probably take those colors out of your hair and see how that perm turned out.","Oh my god, who said permanents are over? They are so not.",1,spont,train train_spont_1564,"OK, you think they look the same. So we put your card next to the official comment cards. And you can see that that they're different shape and size.",I have astigmatism. They'll always look different to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_1565,Do you have The Chosen Wife on DVD or Blu-Ray. That sounds like a movie.,Do you mean The Rich Man's Wife? The Rich Man's Wife we have.,1,spont,train train_spont_1566,"To be honest, mama, we came out here because we just weren't sure if you were alive or not.","Yeah, we wanted to check before we burn the town down to its foundations.",1,spont,train train_spont_1567,Time's a circle and everything is one.,You keep saying that but I don't understand what it means.,1,spont,train train_spont_1568,"Honey, I don't want to fight you. And I don't want to fight your past.",Me neither. I just want us to have a future. Maybe some kids before it's took late.,1,spont,train train_spont_1569,"Guys, I need to apologize about the text I sent you. ","Honestly, it was so long that I didn't bother reading most of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1570,I understand you're a child. You shouldn't talk to me in such a way. You should show respect.,You got me. I shouldn't do that. Not if I don't want my allowance suspended.,1,spont,train train_spont_1571,We also did the first open heart surgery and the stop light sign.,Why? Why would they let us perform open heart surgery?,1,spont,train train_spont_1572,"There's still one wish left. I guess, Bobby, it's yours.","Well, Mr. Denny doesn't own this Dennys anymore. I guess I'd like to own this Dennys.",1,spont,train train_spont_1573,"I sure hope people come to shop, otherwise we're not going to make rent.",We're really not. Why did we ever decide to open this business? There's only one cabin nearby.,1,spont,train train_spont_1574,I know. They're taller than us and even us standing on each others shoulders.,"They look like they can touch the sky! Scrape it, even!",1,spont,train train_spont_1575,You want to buy all the Hamilton soundtracks? Do they do a new one for each show?,That's the feeling I got. It was so in the moment that anything could change.,1,spont,train train_spont_1576,Do you want me to write a note and tell the citizens that is how you are sleeping?,You know what that is a great idea Rodney just write in the note dear citizens we are sleeping head to head.,1,spont,train train_spont_1577,"So Vivian, tell me. What kind of glasses are you getting here at LensCrafters?","I'm just looking for something, you know, that adds a certain je ne sais quoi to my quoi, do you know what I mean?",1,spont,train train_spont_1578,"I personally would be thrilled to transfer there along with some of my coworkers, if you would be open to it. Certain people I work very well here with.","We like to work together, the two of us, we find we have a good sweeping and moping system, I Windex and he catches whatever falls.",1,spont,train train_spont_1579,"Captain Carol, we're being boarded by another ship.","Oh, yay! Let them on. This will be fun.",1,spont,train train_spont_1580,How was that Rita? Do you feel less murderous now?,I feel lightheaded. I've lost too much blood.,1,spont,train train_spont_1581,You gave me two chapters on status last year.,"I did, but it was only to appease you. I thought maybe you'd go away. I didn't expect us to have such a long relationship.",1,spont,train train_spont_1582,Guilty. Of loving this show! Graduation approved.,That's my boy up there. And I couldn't be prouder of him.,1,spont,train train_spont_1583,"What are you saying, Marjorie? Are we no longer married?","Curtis, I know it's a sin and it's a scandal, but I would like to file for divorce. Maybe we should go to Reno.",1,spont,train train_spont_1584,"So, with this movie, there won't be any trailer or any pay.",I'm in. Let's do it. It will really get me in the mindset of Aid Man.,1,spont,train train_spont_1585,Don't undersell yourself.?,"No, I won't walk into that trap. You try to get me to be right and, all of a sudden, the next thing I know, I'm on the dingy.",1,spont,train train_spont_1586,"Ahoy there, look from the other side of the river!",Hello! It's amazing I have never seen anyone on the other side of the river before. It must have take 100 people to get you across there.,1,spont,train train_spont_1587,Was Robby the older Bernstein Bear that ran off to college that we never met?,"Yes, of course. He's like the oldest daughter on the Cosby show.",1,spont,train train_spont_1588,"I just gave you a kiss on the cheek. I know I move really slow, but it's actually me moving incredibly fast.","You are moving incredibly fast. I don't usually kiss on the cheek until December, but I feel like I'm breaking some rules today of my own.",1,spont,train train_spont_1589,Are they going to get up from their table probably?,We'll just eat what they were having.,1,spont,train train_spont_1590,This pen is really important to you? This was awhile ago.,"It was a fountain pen. If it was like a BIC or whatever, I wouldn't worry about it. But, I paid money for this pen.",1,spont,train train_spont_1591,"Dean, you'll have to wait. Your bother will have to go first, because you're going in size order.","That's fair. He's older, so he should go first.",1,spont,train train_spont_1592,But now I'm wearing one of them union suit undershirts under my overalls. So it's like a good temperature for me.?,"OK, so we're both comfortable, but them dead chickens - I think they need to be colder than this.",1,spont,train train_spont_1593,Wait. Are you doing Celsius again?,Yes. I am. You know I'm Canadian.,1,spont,train train_spont_1594,You said a snake ate your string cheese.,"There was a snake in there, but snakes ain't got no hands! You gotta pull the string cheese apart.",1,spont,train train_spont_1595,"Anonda, he's the man of your dreams. He's fixing my typewriter.",Look how he's fixing it. He knows what kind of wood it is.,1,spont,train train_spont_1596,I told you I wasn't old. I have the spirit of a young lady.,"It's all that paint you eat. Oh, I love you so much.",1,spont,train train_spont_1597,"You named yourself, right? And you raised yourself. You killed a zombie. You saved someone's life.",Don't ever tell me what I did right. I only respond to negative affirmations.,1,spont,train train_spont_1598,Janice's husband is the father of that little Little League girl.,"That's right, Janice's husband Jonathan.",1,spont,train train_spont_1599,"Well, if you're not interested in self help, we have Hardy Boys.","I will choke you out right now for suggesting that. You better suggest something else, bookworm.",1,spont,train train_spont_1600,"It feels weird to outgrow a friend, you know?","Yeah, but like, he's bad. I can't count how many sweatpants brunches he's done. Where he makes everyone wear sweatpants to go to the brunch.",1,spont,train train_spont_1601,I don't need to explain my personal body to you.,She only brings her business body to work. Her personal body stays at home.,1,spont,train train_spont_1602,"Oh, who else is coming to dinner?","Well, the Base 2 commander said that he's a maybe, a solid maybe.",1,spont,train train_spont_1603,"Yeah, there are boxes in factories too, that's fair. But this is a warehouse, Junebug.",Honestly I didn't know there was a difference.,1,spont,train train_spont_1604,This was a terrible idea of mine that you put all of your money into!,I know! It's a worse idea than the hot dog stand in the back of the theme park!,1,spont,train train_spont_1605,That's what you get for bothering Tom Wolfe during production of Big River.,A stabbing? What the hell is wrong with you?,1,spont,train train_spont_1606,That's the young lady that transported me to your time of 2017.,"Oh, right. She's the one that disappeared and then came back. I can't wait to see what she's got to say.",1,spont,train train_spont_1607,Your wife is getting a bit uppity.,"Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business.",1,spont,train train_spont_1608,Yorgy could walk so early. He does his own laundry.,I came dancing out of the womb.,1,spont,train train_spont_1609,It's disgusting. I can hear those kids slobbering and mumbling through their wire mesh masks.,"Well, they can also act as spit guards, then. Dual purpose!",1,spont,train train_spont_1610,"I'll just put the sandals on, I guess.",You don't have to go back there to put the sandals on. You can put them on here. It's probably faster.,1,spont,train train_spont_1611,"Morning, Tom.",Good morning Meredith. How are you today?,1,spont,train train_spont_1612,"Hey, G. Gordon Liddy, do you know the General over here?","Yeah, we go way back. I killed a few...helped him with a few problems.",1,spont,train train_spont_1613,"Thank you, Targin. It's going to be a nice Christmas now that they're gone.","It sure is, with our three boys and our crow painting.",1,spont,train train_spont_1614,We should give away our baby and the baby's name.,"Oh, good call! Then, our marriage will get better!",1,spont,train train_spont_1615,"OK, the thing for me is - part of him knows that it's wrong. If he's able to say, if the character he is creating is able to tell him that it's a figment of his imagination...","Yes, in the story. He's got the manatee saying ""You're delusional."" Essentially.",1,spont,train train_spont_1616,You've stolen my family's water.,"Apparently, I've stolen my own family's water.",1,spont,train train_spont_1617,It sure was nice of you to stop into our store from 20 towns over. That's a good thing.,That's a wonderful thing. Any customer is good.,1,spont,train train_spont_1618,They do seem like enthusiastic kids.,We can fly too. That's got to be worth something.,1,spont,train train_spont_1619,Thankfully no one has bionic smell.,"There's not even such a thing. The technology doesn't even exist, and even if it did it would hurt so much nobody would go through with it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1620,"Well, here we are in New York City. What do you think, Megan?",I think it's amazing! The buildings are so tall!,1,spont,train train_spont_1621,Did your owner accuse you on printed word or television or where?,It started with mouth talk and then someone wrote it in their book.,1,spont,train train_spont_1622,Did my dead sister have anything to say to you?,"She did, oh she did. Here's a message, and I don't know what it means. ""Don't do it.""",1,spont,train train_spont_1623,You all know my name don't you?,Yes your name is Rex Ryner isn't it? The guy with all the comic books.,1,spont,train train_spont_1624,"Why are you pawning me off, father? What about what I want?",I'm not pawning you off. I want you to grow as a man.,1,spont,train train_spont_1625,We were under the impressing that people in New York do not read Buzzfeed.,We're not allowed. Same thing with the big sodas. We've so many restrictions.,1,spont,train train_spont_1626,"You know, it's just part of being a housewife. Decorating and putting out. Sure, you might have these newfangled people that think they can be independent, but no.","Call me one of them newfangles. 'Cause I ain't ever needed nobody, I ain't ever had nobody. My mama left me right after she gave birth to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1627,"Momma, why can't we have any pets?","We have pet when we can afford to have pet. Right now, pet equal food.",1,spont,train train_spont_1628,"It's getting late, Tia. Are you coming home?","I know it's late, but the craft fair goes on until 6:00 pm. I can't leave here until 6:00 pm.",1,spont,train train_spont_1629,It's so wonderful just know that the doughnuts we're exporting to the world are slowly killing everyone.,"I mean, what is a doughnut if not a sugar bomb that explodes in your body? That's what my granddaddy used to say. And then he started making real bombs.",1,spont,train train_spont_1630,Beatrix is a very memorable name.,Thank you. I'm surprised you forgot it. You need to work on your memory.,1,spont,train train_spont_1631,"Yeah, yeah. Here you go, sorry. It's just I've never seen a safe deposit box look so confidently sexy as it walked into a room.","Thank you so much. Well, wait until you see my backside.",1,spont,train train_spont_1632,Is there a voodoo curse on me?,"OK, I didn't put one on you, but I don't know everyone in the world. Somebody else might have.",1,spont,train train_spont_1633,"We love the fair so much, we don't ever want to leave.",Consider it done. I'm writing it into law that you'll be working the ramen noodle booth at the fair.,1,spont,train train_spont_1634,"This will teach you self reliance and navigating through other cultures. Why, when it happened to me, well. I became this. And your father left.",I can tell. You're so fancy. You're my fancy uncle Rick.,1,spont,train train_spont_1635,We really like these old guys and the stadium the way it was.,You're gonna be murdered.,1,spont,train train_spont_1636,"Well, my work here is done. Goodbye, until next time.","Wow, she evaporated. ",1,spont,train train_spont_1637,"I don't know, we used to talk all night on the phone, bro, you know? I miss that. I need that. I've been focusing in law school for a bit, you know. I miss those calls. ","Evan, that's a lot of pressure to put on me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1638,We have to shoot him!,"Are you ready to do it, there's going to be some splatter.",1,spont,train train_spont_1639,I don't mind if he stares at me.,"You don't mind that the creep, Bill Clinton, is staring at you like that?",1,spont,train train_spont_1640,People would be surprised to find out how fat I am if they weighed me.,"I know it's fat, but it looks like biceps.",1,spont,train train_spont_1641,Don't go there unless you want to be constantly harangued by the specter of doom.,"Actually I know that specter, he's a really nice guy. He told us we were ok, we can go there.",1,spont,train train_spont_1642,I'm so thrilled that we took the right highways and got here in one piece.,"I'm equally thrilled, but I'd be more thrilled if we got our daughter our of the car, so she can enjoy the beautiful pleasures of Not Scary Farm.",1,spont,train train_spont_1643,I've got a shoe for sale sir.,"How much, oh I see right here it says five million dollars, I gotta say that's quite excessive.",1,spont,train train_spont_1644,We could develop the customer's digital photos from memory cards. That would really be a move into the 21st century for us.,"Yes, because those printers are never fast enough. We should have thought of that sooner.",1,spont,train train_spont_1645,I'm looking for a book on tidying. It's this Japanese lady that talks about tidying.,"Oh, yes. Tidying around the house. Here is is right here. Trevor just returned it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1646,"Normally, I would remove my hat inside, but it's television. They gotta know that I'm from Texas.","Exactly, that's why he covered himself with barbecue sauce too.",1,spont,train train_spont_1647,So the big people gotta like the play? We better get to work or else you don't get to graduate.,"That's right, thank you for summing that up again Billy Jr.",1,spont,train train_spont_1648,"All right, all right. Come on. Let's do this. We're five down, we can do this.",You're scaring me. Your eyes are twirling.,1,spont,train train_spont_1649,"Grassy Knoll Gus, I called myself. The backstory is that he's allergic to grass.","I caught that. I know that his performance was only 15 seconds. But, I got everything out of your performance.",1,spont,train train_spont_1650,"I thought I was in my own town of New Orleans, Louisiana.",You must have gotten on a fast train or something and headed out here to the countryside.,1,spont,train train_spont_1651,"If it was up to me, you'd be dead.","Hey man, I sharped my razor like crazy, I got it right here ready to cut your throat at a moment's notice. Wanna try me?",1,spont,train train_spont_1652,"The thing I feel I like is a never felt like I got a proper diagnosis, and my assumption is the diagnosis was two really unpleasant people found each other, but maybe I'm wrong. What do you look at when you see us?","I see two very happy, Christmas-y people, who are finally realizing they're special inside.",1,spont,train train_spont_1653,"Mom, mom. Guys, I'm sorry.","Oh, he's back. That fellow who ran out.",1,spont,train train_spont_1654,"Hey, now hold on a second. I trusted you to make this announcement.","I wrote it down on an index card, and then I left the index card where they keep the potatoes with the chives on them.",1,spont,train train_spont_1655,"Oh, look who is back and interested now, Toaster?",I never really went away. I just hid behind that bush.,1,spont,train train_spont_1656,"I think that each and every one of us has a very special, brilliant part of ourselves. That part is, ourselves.","Wow, I've never thought about it like that before.",1,spont,train train_spont_1657,She's not really a curious girl.,It comes with age. She's so young right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_1658,A big problem is that no one has photos to develop. They're not using film cameras anymore.,"Yeah, but that's part of the contest. It has to be photos that have to be developed.",1,spont,train train_spont_1659,I'm the sheriff of these parts and you folks need to get across that river.,OK can you help us at all? We have never traversed a river before.,1,spont,train train_spont_1660,"We've come back from some rocky dealings, but Mitierry is stronger than ever before!","Okay, well, I mean, he's a trusted brand name, and Twinkie is nothing to sneeze at.",1,spont,train train_spont_1661,"Well, I never picked nobody up hitchhiking, neither. So we're doing it together.","Yes, this is exciting. As long as you won't hurt me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1662,The Green Bay Packers must mean a lot to you.,"Well, I grew up in Wisconsin. Now, I live in the subway, and all of my Green Bay memorabilia is down here with me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1663,"Oh, no, y'all. Gayle's crying again.",Get the dolls under him. We need him to cry on the dolls.,1,spont,train train_spont_1664,"Tia, it sounds like your relationship with Mia is pretty bad.",It's awful. Have you ever tried living with someone that has almost the same name as you? It's so confusing. I open the wrong mail. I go to the wrong doctor's appointments. It's a mess.,1,spont,train train_spont_1665,"It's us, man! We'll be your uggos.",Look at this network of scars. And how many eyes do you think I wish I had?,1,spont,train train_spont_1666,"So, I don't have to move and I look like I have been moving","You will end up looking like you have been moving, yes.",1,spont,train train_spont_1667,"I gotta tell you, I've been seeing this shrink for three months and I don't feel any closer to being mentally well. I can't even be excited about Christmas, to be honest with you.","So you're just somebody like me, waiting for your psychiatrist's diagnosis during Christmas week.",1,spont,train train_spont_1668,"So, you really don't have a heart? Like, it's a medical condition?",That's right. I have a little bulb that I pulse in my hand to keep my blood pumping.,1,spont,train train_spont_1669,Did they book the parking lot of Baskin Robbins for both a wedding and a funeral simultaneously?,"My family booked them together. Whenever someone dies they look around and they're like ""which one of you bitches is still single, it's time to have a celebration?""",1,spont,train train_spont_1670,"Take a good look, because you might not see another one of these cars for a long time.",Well it's hard to see in the car with all the fast food boxes all over.,1,spont,train train_spont_1671,"Yeah, nobody can ever get fired for being helpful.","I'm not in the game of firing people. I'm in the game of hiring them and making them better people. Now, look, if you're going to survive in this game, you gotta learn a thing or two.",1,spont,train train_spont_1672,"So, you were on the whale watching trip. And captain, you were on the whale watching trip. Why is it that everyone on the boat isn't in here with us?","Well, we lost a lot of people with rogue wave. We're the lucky ones who made it into the whale belly.",1,spont,train train_spont_1673,"Uh, what a tough day at the steel mill.","Oh, honey. You seem all bound up inside, like your body's made of rocks and stones.",1,spont,train train_spont_1674,"Well, in the old days, the cemetery was a place where people would hang out and have picnics.","Nothing like throwing out the old blanket over someone's grave, sitting down and dropping a bunch of meat from a sandwich all over the top of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1675,"You can come hang out whenever you want. You'll always be welcome. And I'll have a hot, foot long chicken bacon ranch waiting for you.",That'll take me a year to eat.,1,spont,train train_spont_1676,"The most amazing thing has happened. Your cat Jenna and this other guy's cat Ben, they sort of banded together, they worked the x-ray machine.",Oh no. Jenna's not spayed. They banded together? They fucked.,1,spont,train train_spont_1677,"She's crystallizing. Oh my god. You covered her in crystals. Oh my god, her head's exploded.","She crystallized, then her head exploded, and now we're covered in her crystals.",1,spont,train train_spont_1678,"Kevin, would you like a latte, honey?","Yeah, and could you make it with two percent skim milk? I'm trying to watch my weight.",1,spont,train train_spont_1679,"God damn it. Excuse me, are you that fucking tree possessing another fucking person?","Holy shit. I came all the way to Detroit not to hear your voice, Beth.",1,spont,train train_spont_1680,Why wouldn't they want to hang out with us? We have Netflix.,"I don't know, maybe it's because you're always binge watching when I'm gone and then I have to get caught up but you don't want to get caught up.",1,spont,train train_spont_1681,"Hey guys, what if we go outside and smoke a clove?",What do we do with it? Does it get us high and alter our consciousness?,1,spont,train train_spont_1682,Drew and the Ovaltine sponsor just really love Becky.,"Listen, we bought the rights to her life. I mean, when you sign on with The Price is Right, you sign on for life.",1,spont,train train_spont_1683,"From that moment on I decided I could be anyone I wanted to be, so I started changing my identity.",So you decided to be two people? Are you merely two people or are there other personalities? ,1,spont,train train_spont_1684,"Rita, we gotta get that door sealed.",Hurry. Okay. I'll stack the rest of these peach cans in front of it.,1,spont,train train_spont_1685,"That's two to one, Missfizzial. Looks like I'm coming.",I guess so. Everyone hop on my back.,1,spont,train train_spont_1686,"We outta sell them placards. We never even thought of selling them, but we steal a ton of them. ",Let's have a yard sale to sell them.,1,spont,train train_spont_1687,"What do you think they dream about down there? In their dreams, do they have dreams about totally normal possible stuff?",I think they dream about dashed dreams or dreams not coming true.,1,spont,train train_spont_1688,"Wait a minute, you guys. I sense mom's back.","Yeah, it definitely smells like the '90s.",1,spont,train train_spont_1689,Mr. Thompson! You stole my fringe!,You have caught me. I have hurt your family.,1,spont,train train_spont_1690,Do you mind if I just move all these Big Mac boxes?,"Go ahead, move those boxes. But don't throw them out, just leave them, like, on the dash. You know, I'm collecting Monopoly points.",1,spont,train train_spont_1691,Is everyone ready for carrot cake?,My favorite. It's the only way to eat a carrot.,1,spont,train train_spont_1692,"Oh, thank god it worked. He went to the concert.","God, I know. He's always with us and I just needed him to be somewhere else for four to seven hours.",1,spont,train train_spont_1693,I like to think that every place you hold tension in your body is actually a butt hole.,That's interesting. Can we do questions?,1,spont,train train_spont_1694,"I know you cast members can't point with one finger, I get it.","That's right, exactly, I have to point with two, because in some cultures it's rude to point with one finger. And also, there's an urban legend that Walt Disney always pointed with two fingers because he always had a cigarette in his fingers.",1,spont,train train_spont_1695,"So mom, how long are you going to be in Brazil for?","Listen. Here's the thing. When mama gets a gig mama got to go. Now, I got this man Flu, he thinks I'm a Brazilian princess.",1,spont,train train_spont_1696,Why are you clacking away on your typewriter?,She might want this list later.,1,spont,train train_spont_1697,What would your mother think of this? Your foul mouth and disrespecting people.,"That's real nice, bringing up my mother since she's been out of this world for a couple months.",1,spont,train train_spont_1698,"We have a Mickey cartoon, where he shakes hands with Hitler at the end.","Oh, this sounds exciting and historical.",1,spont,train train_spont_1699,"Mom's so good at that job. I mean, look at you. You're amazing.",Should I go make the bed?,1,spont,train train_spont_1700,I want you to do the first half of the surgery. Then I will go over to the other doctor and have them finish it.,OK. That's good because we still have to finish this guy on my table.,1,spont,train train_spont_1701,"James, will you please get those damn peach baskets out of this think tank?",So many empty peach baskets. Get them out of here. We ate all the peaches.,1,spont,train train_spont_1702,Poor Joseph got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul.,"Oh, that's right, his head was bashed in with a rock. How could I forget that.",1,spont,train train_spont_1703,"Obviously, she doesn't feel very good, which makes me in turn not feel so good. I can change.",I'm sorry you're not feeling good. I didn't mean to make you feel not good by not feeling good.,1,spont,train train_spont_1704,"Curtis, maybe you should stay put. I'm really worried about you wandering about and not keeping track of time.",Well I'll just try to stay here and remember that I'm supposed to stay here. Just try to hypnotize myself with this map of the mall.,1,spont,train train_spont_1705,Why don't you have any African gray parrots in your bird section?,We stopped carrying those because they were assholes.,1,spont,train train_spont_1706,"I know Joanie. She was on patrol here, in the neighborhood, as an officer of the law. And of course, she gets free VHS rentals.","I patrol this area. To be honest, not a lot happens in the section, and so I poke my head in here a lot. See if there's anything I can do.",1,spont,train train_spont_1707,"Next up, Amos. It's your turn to sing.","Surprise! Here comes Amos. Amos is going to sing that famous old song ""Anybody Here Remember How To Jitterbug?""",1,spont,train train_spont_1708,"Is that my dad downstairs, and if so why wouldn't you tell me that he was.","Dad, how could you do this? This is my one friend and you have to kidnap her dad?",1,spont,train train_spont_1709,"That's me, Jerry Disney! I'm finally in charge and I'm changing the names of all the rides.","Jerry, you've never made a bad decision.",1,spont,train train_spont_1710,Did you say something about putting on motor oil?,"We put motor oil on it, add bacon, double it up with cheese, triple fry, we light it on fire, and boom!",1,spont,train train_spont_1711,"Look, I think we should all split up while I go back to my safe chamber.","You would think that, cocaine lady.",1,spont,train train_spont_1712,That planet is barely a sphere.,It's an oblong planet.,1,spont,train train_spont_1713,"Well, if you like getting things monogrammed, maybe you want to look at my sky mile catalog.",I'd love it. Do they have the sodoku game inside?,1,spont,train train_spont_1714,"You think me, the proprietor of Horrible Things to Come, the most gloomy bar in the city, is a gloomy guy?",That's what HTC stands for? I thought that was the actual name of the bar. It sounds so cool. HTC.,1,spont,train train_spont_1715,I want to have blue skin in the show.,"Art, your wish is my command. You will be a blue skinned alien.",1,spont,train train_spont_1716,I want to be divorced from my dad. I can take care of myself.,"OK, but that's definitely not the right term for it. That one is for sure wrong.",1,spont,train train_spont_1717,So you just let Gregor burn up?,She was the one who set his hair on fire.,1,spont,train train_spont_1718,"I'd like some regular old, non-weird tacos.","Well, it depends on what normal is to you and that's subjective.",1,spont,train train_spont_1719,That's our family motto. It's stitched on our flier.,Let's all say it together. Always bury a key in aisle four under the pantyhose.,1,spont,train train_spont_1720,What will happen when the foam starts? Will it mess up my cotton candy outfit?,It will mix with the cotton candy you're wearing. And then it will all melt. And then I know my shift has ended and it's time to go home.,1,spont,train train_spont_1721,"Excuse me, sir. Are you a werewolf? Is there a full moon?","I'm a little bit of a werewolf, I'm a little bit of a werebear, I'm a little bit of a half-orc fighter. Someday I hope to level up and be a paladin.",1,spont,train train_spont_1722,I've gotta tell you. I'm exhausted.,"Me, too! I've sweat out a whole person!",1,spont,train train_spont_1723,We're gonna hit you in the head with balloons and make you wear a hat that says derogatory things about women.,"Yeah, that's how we do it in Beer Town.",1,spont,train train_spont_1724,"I'm confused why you're asking me for a perm, because your hair is already extremely curly. Can you understand my confusion?","No, I don't, because a curl can always get tighter. It literally says that on your door.",1,spont,train train_spont_1725,I traveled all the way from the next town.,Dad?,1,spont,train train_spont_1726,"Alright, SWAT is set up outside. Are you guys ready?",This is Agent Thompson. I have just left the bird's nest and it is a go!,1,spont,train train_spont_1727,Ricky's body is kind of transparent looking.,It's because all the skin and bones are skins. There's no more living cells.,1,spont,train train_spont_1728,"I understand Brandon was taking care of you folks, but he's a little indisposed right now.","Yes, he was going to bring us appetizers.",1,spont,train train_spont_1729,"I'm sorry, we're under new management here.",You've got to be rude to the customer. That's our gimmick.,1,spont,train train_spont_1730,"I don't know, honey. Nine extra dollars for shipping. Can we do it?",Can I tell you something? I've handled all the shipping for this family by taking out loans. Everything we've ever put in the mail. There's a guy that I borrow money from. Eventually it's going to come back to haunt us.,1,spont,train train_spont_1731,"Hey, did I leave a ring inside the dummy?",Is that what this is? Here you go. `I didn't even know you were married.,1,spont,train train_spont_1732,"It's also day into night, you know what I mean? You could be running errands and looking chic and then you go to a fancy opening or whatever.","Good point, Rob.",1,spont,train train_spont_1733,"I wouldn't mind using my position to, uh, make you have sex with me.","Oh, well, I actually came to complain about another student who did just that.",1,spont,train train_spont_1734,Perhaps I could join your party.,"No that's not going to happen, we hate you, we think you're a super boring daughter.",1,spont,train train_spont_1735,"Alright, extras that get to go on the rides, move over here. Everyone from this point over needs to move over there.",This isn't fair. We've been camping out all night to be here.,1,spont,train train_spont_1736,"He had the stethoscope, the shiny thing, lab coat, scrubs.","And I carried that thing, the tall scale that doctors used to have? I just dragged that with me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1737,"Charisma, don't crumple up the poem that you wrote for Mr. Brown. He might redeem himself later.",The only way he can redeem himself is to find each and every parrot and bring it back to the jungle.,1,spont,train train_spont_1738,I say we untie ourselves from these train tracks and go see that lady to find out from her who absorbed into who in the womb and who's half of what's left!,Let's commit vigilanteism on a real vigilante!,1,spont,train train_spont_1739,I know. I'm trying to tap onto the ceiling of this hell that we live in.,Try to use the broom handle.,1,spont,train train_spont_1740,"Oh, I see. You thought that Kay was a person. There are people named Kay, but not in this place. There is a Kay that works at the piano place next door.","Well, I don't want to buy a piano.",1,spont,train train_spont_1741,"Hi, Pixie. I just noticed you were there, and normally I don't get up the gumption to talk to you, but I thought since we're both cast as leads, we should get to know each other.","Yeah, that's cool. There's no one else here to talk to.",1,spont,train train_spont_1742,My owner has accused me in the public eye of being a sexual deviant.,Was this in the printed word or on television?,1,spont,train train_spont_1743,"Mr. Ramierez, that's a beautiful hat.",Thank you. She's from Panama.,1,spont,train train_spont_1744,My brother Daniel likes to stay in the grandfather clock.,"Oh, how exciting. I've never heard of anyone sleeping in a grandfather clock before.",1,spont,train train_spont_1745,"Winter is a harbinger of horrible things to come, as we say and as is inscribed above the bar: ""Horrible things to come.""",It's so gloomy for a nightclub.,1,spont,train train_spont_1746,Just go in there bathroom. The code is 1 0 2 0 6 0 4 0.,"Alright, I'll see y'all in about 30 minutes.",1,spont,train train_spont_1747,I can't pee without this dog staring at me.,"Yeah, Shandy likes to see nudes.",1,spont,train train_spont_1748,"Yeah, well, the shit's the manure and that's the fertilizer that makes them grow. I need to see the lush greenness of England.","Alright, honey. Let's make your dream come true, I guess. I'll go where you go.",1,spont,train train_spont_1749,"My Lord, I just want to make something clear to everyone present. There's a woman up there that resembles me, but isn't me. She's saying that you don't exist.",It's confusing because you both have the Rachel haircut.,1,spont,train train_spont_1750,"What page are we talking about, And who's Samantha?",The page that the newscaster reads at nine o' clock news.,1,spont,train train_spont_1751,Steve Dons. I was behind the chair at the first meeting.,"Oh, you're the guy who wanted to smoke. They guy who, like, forced himself on that girl.",1,spont,train train_spont_1752,I think it was ambitious to begin with the motorcycle show.,But I'd seen it done in a much smaller sphere than I built. It should have worked even better.,1,spont,train train_spont_1753,"Uncle, maybe you have some headache powder for Daniel in your pot of lotion.","Oh, I see that I do have some headache powder for him to try. Try this and see if it works, Daniel.",1,spont,train train_spont_1754,"Listen, the good news is, your boys done you proud. They's going to be major recording artists.",My boys. Y'all gonna be on that America's Got Talent?,1,spont,train train_spont_1755,Excuse me would you mind stepping aside for a second?,"Alright, a lady's got a right to stand on the corner.",1,spont,train train_spont_1756,"You can't blame me, Barb. I love him.",She knows the real me. We've been having this affair since before we were married.,1,spont,train train_spont_1757,"She's the first female chief of a tribe, head logger, and den mother to the stars.",She's also the first white Native American chief. That's never happened before. That's how much they respect her.,1,spont,train train_spont_1758,You seem a little sleepy. How did you start your day today?,My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long.,1,spont,train train_spont_1759,"Good news, ya'll, John and I are getting back together.","That's OK Vince, you can come fuck me instead. Forget about John.",1,spont,train train_spont_1760,"Alright, so I'm going to be gathering intel at the beauty parlor. Got it.","That's right. So make sure you ask a lot of questions when you're there. Just find out about their lives and everything. If you can, try not to let them ask you too many questions unless you got your backstory, like, good and tight.",1,spont,train train_spont_1761,We're not related. He's watching me this weekend because my mom wanted to go to the spa.,"This is the first I'm hearing of this, wait. We're not related. Oh, my God.",1,spont,train train_spont_1762,Putio's knife is lighter than a feather. ,"Oh, geez! You almost sliced my face with that knife.",1,spont,train train_spont_1763,"Well listen, guys. The rules have changed. There's another state fair coming up in this very state.","I thought that was the very last fair, five years ago. But I'm glad I was wrong.",1,spont,train train_spont_1764,There's a possum and part of a raccoon.,"Let's take part of that raccoon, put some cheese on it, and double fry it!",1,spont,train train_spont_1765,Seems like this is working out.,It's almost working out too well. This is suspicious.,1,spont,train train_spont_1766,It's weird that your concerned about a scroll when a person's dying.,"Well you just made your death seem inevitable, and we just met you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1767,"Are you the manager, Ma'am?","I guess I am, for all intents and purposes. There's a turtle sale right now. I don't have time to talk about this.",1,spont,train train_spont_1768,"So, Arlene, we could have been together?",We could have and I would have remembered every date we ever went on.,1,spont,train train_spont_1769,You look sinister.,Do I? I get that a lot.,1,spont,train train_spont_1770,Hey would you mind taking these bags up to the room?,Just throw it up on my back!,1,spont,train train_spont_1771,"They smoke in a church, or whatever.","Yes, smoking in church. That's my next stop after being a pregnant teen.",1,spont,train train_spont_1772,Are there any crazy people in the waiting room?,"That's kind of rude, don't you think? I mean, you're our psychiatrist.",1,spont,train train_spont_1773,"Madam, are you lost? May I help you?",I'm waiting here for a lover-turned-friend. A friend-turned-lover.,1,spont,train train_spont_1774,It's my dirty 40th birthday today and I hope no one minds I already cracked open this Riesling because we can't get service here.,We are fine with it honey. It's the only way to have a good time.,1,spont,train train_spont_1775,"Look, there's so much to see here at the State Fair. What do you think?",It's wonderful. It's a little intimidating to be honest with you. There's a lot to take in.,1,spont,train train_spont_1776,Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy.,"Charlie will tell you, he is like my bartender. I am too young to drink, so I come to the bakery to tell him my troubles.",1,spont,train train_spont_1777,I don't want to go in there if she doesn't have her bra on.,"Yeah, it's probably going to take her like ten minutes to put it on.",1,spont,train train_spont_1778,"Of course, young lady. What size t-shirt do you take?",Can you hold the t-shirt out so we can get a good look at it?,1,spont,train train_spont_1779,You took my bracelet? I took your ring.,We appear to have pickpocketed each other.,1,spont,train train_spont_1780,"Are you having a rough day, buddy?","Yeah, one more minute as Colonial Sargent and I'm going to lose it. All these kids are tugging on my epaulets.",1,spont,train train_spont_1781,"You'll forgive me for saying so, but you have a reputation for being very nosy.","Some say that, but, I like to know what's going on in the area in which I live.",1,spont,train train_spont_1782,I'm a little uncomfortable.,"Listen, it's not a bad thing. We want your friendship, so that we have access to your privilege.",1,spont,train train_spont_1783,He is known for refusing to cook anything else.,Why would I cook anything but Cool Whip filled Hot Pockets? They are the most delicious delicacy on the planet!,1,spont,train train_spont_1784,"I'm sorry to have to detain you, but you just have to stay in here for a little bit.","Oh, that's fine. It's all part of the family vacation we've been saving up for.",1,spont,train train_spont_1785,"Mother, it's what I need to do. I need to become a stand up comedian.",Your father and I did not come here so you could be in the arts.,1,spont,train train_spont_1786,"Mother, I think there must way for us to insinuate our business into the carnival.","People will get hungry, especially with a tapeworm in the picture.",1,spont,train train_spont_1787,"I'm worried. I have a family and you've had me hold these knives all day. If I slip, this knife is going to go straight into my throat.","Or, it could go straight into his throat.",1,spont,train train_spont_1788,"What is wrong with you, mysterious guy? Why do you have Scruples and six yo-yo's in your jacket?",I just want to read Scruples and practice my yo-yo'ing with different weights of yo-yo.,1,spont,train train_spont_1789,I'm afraid to tell you that you've died. But there's good news; you are in the afterlife.,"Well, I have to get to my husband's show. You're going to have to let me back into the before-life.",1,spont,train train_spont_1790,"This speaker is just a fucking idiot, whose life was ruined.","Yeah, look at him saying heroine ruined him and that it's an epidemic.",1,spont,train train_spont_1791,"I'm Cynthia, drinker of bone broth and runner of the Grand Ole Opry.",Cynthia is the boss around here. She drinks bone broth all day and runs the Grand Ole Opry like a Swiss Watch.,1,spont,train train_spont_1792,Do you think it's possible your wife just misspoke once and didn't want to be corrected?,"Lawrence, thank you. I think Lawrence gets it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1793,"I'm performing at eight o'clock tonight, and I need a concerts worth of songs.",We're trying our best.,1,spont,train train_spont_1794,"I'm secretly doing another job on the side. Over on the corner here, I'm shooting a Tums spot.",You're spreading yourself very thin. Is it a top secret Tums spot?,1,spont,train train_spont_1795,"Yeah, and I don't see any moms here, so... it's gonna have to be you.","OK, I mean I don't have any cash, but I have some stuff that could be considered valuable.",1,spont,train train_spont_1796,Are you the mother of the child that came today?,"Yes, I am the mother. I am 21 and she is 12. It was a modern science miracle.",1,spont,train train_spont_1797,You have 11 hours and 30 minutes to learn how to swallow swords.,I gotta take a class. Do they have a sword swallowing class down at the strip mall?,1,spont,train train_spont_1798,"Well, nice to meet you. My name is Bartal. I'm the stage Manager at the Grand Ole Opry.","Yes, and I'm Cynthia, drinker of bone broth and runner of the Grand Ole Opry.",1,spont,train train_spont_1799,I'm a little concerned about Kurt. Is there anything we can do for him?,"Yeah, all we can do is give him painkillers at this point. He'll probably be dead by the time he's 12.",1,spont,train train_spont_1800,This is the first time you've offered me shrimp cocktail.,"Well, Gregory, it will probably be the last.",1,spont,train train_spont_1801,I didn't think this maze went on for miles.,It's not like one continuous mile. It's like just all jumbled up together like the gastrointestinal tract.,1,spont,train train_spont_1802,"Hello! It's past 2:00 am. Look who's out alone. Hey, have you ever put your penis in a vagina?","Actually, I'm gay. I've had a rough night and just want to go to McDonalds. Hey, get your hands off my pants!",1,spont,train train_spont_1803,"Every human being had a purpose, I think I have fulfilled mine.",How could you have fulfilled your purpose in life? You are a terrible person you haven't fulfilled anything.,1,spont,train train_spont_1804,"Kurt, you're 7 feet tall and your life is your own now.",I'm going to be the youngest NBA player ever.,1,spont,train train_spont_1805,Why would you ask for sparkling water if you don't want it.,I just wanted to make sure you weren't going to give it to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_1806,"Hillary, what fun it was to judge this competition with you over this past season of Top Chef.","Yes, Marco. You were such and inspiration for the judging.",1,spont,train train_spont_1807,Did you know Sally's mom before or after she was dying?,"She was always dying. We knew each other in high school, and even then she had double pneumonia.",1,spont,train train_spont_1808,Are you sure it's a good idea to drive to your parent's house? You're pretty drunk. How far away are they?,They're all the way at the edge of the town. 18 1/2 miles.,1,spont,train train_spont_1809,"Yo yo yo guys, I got your delivery from King Taco.","Oh, man, it's Mr. King Taco himself!",1,spont,train train_spont_1810,"Michael, that's what it takes? Getting wet after midnight brings you to life?","I mean, that's my guess. It's happened enough times that it seems to be the common denominator. ",1,spont,train train_spont_1811,How did you get so lucky?,"Well, you know, a three-car pileup and very poor medical insurance, but a great lawsuit equals to me being taken care of for the rest of my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_1812,"Rick, did you just witness that tender moment?","I did, and it was improvised. You didn't write that. That was from the heart.",1,spont,train train_spont_1813,"The experiment sounds kind of scientific. I mean, there was an experiment of sorts.","I set up a hypothesis, that the wall was strong enough. Tested it. Turned out to be right. With an unintended conclusion that the helmet was not quite strong enough.",1,spont,train train_spont_1814,"See, I love water.",Do you think I'm stupid? I know you're drinking lemonade.,1,spont,train train_spont_1815,These corn cob toys are deteriorating before my eyes.,That's what makes them authentic.,1,spont,train train_spont_1816,"Listen, Sandy. Oh, you're really ready to listen to me.","Yeah, I'm so lonely.",1,spont,train train_spont_1817,You said that this ticket printed by itself. That can only be done by a ghost or by Christ's divine inspiration.,Let me see that ticket. It says 1947? It's not that year now.,1,spont,train train_spont_1818,We'll never sell this property. Not for any amount of money.,"Aw, fine. Then you just wait as we develop all around you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1819,I can crack any safe. There's a museum down the street.,You'll be the lookout. Nobody will suspect a wheezing man.,1,spont,train train_spont_1820,Did he assault you in anyway?,He kept on saying he was going to hurt the rabbits and he was going to throw the fish down the toilet. He was just a mean old kid.,1,spont,train train_spont_1821,"Tia, as in spanish for ant?","Interesting, I never knew that. 35 years old and I never knew that's what it meant.",1,spont,train train_spont_1822,You bought me another car? Again?,"What can I say - your wife Doris loves buying cars. I buy them every day, so many cars.",1,spont,train train_spont_1823,Tell your daughter she will never be able to leave this country until she gets old enough to leave this country.,OK. I'll send my other daughter. She is also 21. How'd I do that? Who knows?,1,spont,train train_spont_1824,"What is it, ma'am? You're gesturing so excitedly that you clothes are falling off.",It's because it's been a wild and crazy day. My husband and I were just running through the forest earlier today and something really scary came up behind us. We just need help. We want to get out of here.,1,spont,train train_spont_1825,"If the camera looks at me, do you want me to look at it and speak?","Yeah, I want you to talk to it. I want you to say everything is fine.",1,spont,train train_spont_1826,I'm here to help you. Don't worry. I got your back.,"Alright, I appreciate it Pinky. What we're going to do is move this stack over to that stack. To kill time, I guess.",1,spont,train train_spont_1827,"Who chose Mr. Blackwater to come in here with the big ideas, huh? Everybody's going to die in St. Peter's Square??","Listen, I'll let that one pass because I'm a professional, but you that shit again and I will terminate you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1828,"With this pickle, your life is spared.","Oh gosh, thank you Dr. Lecter.",1,spont,train train_spont_1829,We change out the protective strips every eight months.,"I do it personally. Every eight months, I spend a Saturday changing underwear strips.",1,spont,train train_spont_1830,"Hello, Uncle. It's wonderful to see you.","It's nice to see you, as well. Step no further in this house with your shoes on.",1,spont,train train_spont_1831,We love the guests. That's my favorite part of the class.,"Oh really? I brought in Henry Miller. You asked the guy ""how much does it cost to get your picture in a playbill?"" You guys are dicks to these famous people I bring in.",1,spont,train train_spont_1832,"Judy, what do you make of these weirdos?","Well, as a race car psychotherapist, I think It's important for a couple not only to be honest with one another, but for really an entire population on this planet, to be honest with each other.",1,spont,train train_spont_1833,"Do you think this is the real thing, finally, Rhonda?","I think Jebodiah looks at me no way any other man has. He looks at me like if he can't have me, he'll kill me. Most men don't even look. See, you're averting your eyes.",1,spont,train train_spont_1834,"Well, you saved all of our lives, yes. Not the other people on the roller coaster.","Yeah, we probably should have spread the word that it would break.",1,spont,train train_spont_1835,"Who's out there, Tina?","Tina's out there, yeah. And there are some people that are, I guess, falling in love.",1,spont,train train_spont_1836,"You know, it's just part of being a housewife. Decorating and putting out. Sure, you might have these newfangled people that think they can be independent, but no.","Rita, you're very traditional.",1,spont,train train_spont_1837,I'm TSA. Give me that bag. Are you going to play with me?,"OK, I see your glue gun. Take the bag.",1,spont,train train_spont_1838,I stole the animals.,What? Did you steal them from a farm or from a small child?,1,spont,train train_spont_1839,Everyone else put their best foot forward on the show. That's certainly true of Daniel. He did a good job.,"Yeah, it was clear to me that I needed to come in and make an impression as a person first.",1,spont,train train_spont_1840,"So, on the weekdays, you work here at the gym?","Yep, I have to pay the bills.",1,spont,train train_spont_1841,Can y'all hurry up and move up there? My baby needs to get liquefied on the water ride.,"Wait, they let babies on this ride? I left my baby in the car because I didn't think I could put it on the ride.",1,spont,train train_spont_1842,"Ken, do you think Chuck bought it? Do you think he bought that you were a zombie?","He was busy on his phone playing Plants vs Zombies. I just figured I'd go with it and keep the reality real. So, I bit him.",1,spont,train train_spont_1843,"It was bad enough when you all try to correct me, but now you're going to say the name Jim in my presence?",Maybe he meant a different Jim?,1,spont,train train_spont_1844,You can each take a tablespoon of whisky.,"I'm so happy that you carry spoons on you. They're warm as well, just like the whisky.",1,spont,train train_spont_1845,"Principal Durnham, am I still in trouble? The kids have turned into parrots and seem happy.","Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.",1,spont,train train_spont_1846,Women just aren't good at juggling. There's more male clowns because I think they're better at juggling.,"Right, there's less male gymnasts and we're not complaining.",1,spont,train train_spont_1847,You didn't have to assume anything. I said. I kissed you with my mouth. I knew what I was doing.,I kissed you back and it was great. I wanted to see you again.,1,spont,train train_spont_1848,You see the thing is your Mother wants to die.,Is that why she is just letting herself float down that big river?,1,spont,train train_spont_1849,So you're in that drippy-looking painting thing?,We like to call it an avant garde look at time and space.,1,spont,train train_spont_1850,"Do you think that stand up comedy guy is related to Tina, the acting teacher?",Aren't all British people related?,1,spont,train train_spont_1851,"Dear, why did you follow me?",Because I went to Build-a-Bear and you weren't there. They said that you muttered to yourself and walked out in this direction. I followed you.,1,spont,train train_spont_1852,You can't talk to my client unless I'm here and I OK it.,I'm just talking to him as an employee of the amusement park.,1,spont,train train_spont_1853,Do you want some peacock milk?,"Yes, can we all go directly to the source to get it?",1,spont,train train_spont_1854,"Yes, and next time the butter make it soft. This hard butter is impossible to spread.",I'm so sorry. It just came right out of the fridge.,1,spont,train train_spont_1855,You can take my prescription and go and get jars and fill them up.,"Customer, you are pushing all my buttons. Will you stay here one moment?",1,spont,train train_spont_1856,"Do you know each other? Hal Holbrook, this is Dixie Carter. Dixie Carter, Hal Holbrook.",I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.,1,spont,train train_spont_1857,"Listen, can I be honest with you? I don't even want to be an actor. I only joined this troupe because I have a crush on you.","Me? Solomon, how long have you been keeping that in? It can't work though. I don't date actors.",1,spont,train train_spont_1858,Have you ever fallen in love at a funeral?,"Actually, that's how I met my wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_1859,"Hello, I was assigned to kitchen duty.","Oh, hello. I'm chef Pierre. Nice to meet you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1860,"I, 1000% started the fire that burned Caesar's Palace to the ground, as well as invented the grilled cheese sandwich.",Whoo Hoo! Oh my Goodness. You're the most interesting person I ever met.,1,spont,train train_spont_1861,"Girls, we're having a family meeting!",Am I getting paid for this?,1,spont,train train_spont_1862,"Well, I'm glad you're enjoying all of the drinks. Usually when I have people over, they just request the one drink. But you wanted a variety. So I thought, well, you're my guest. You know, I want this mansion house to be a mansion home.","When I made the order, I assumed you would combine all of them into one glass and not bring me three glasses.",1,spont,train train_spont_1863,"So, how are you holding up. What, with Daniel and all.","Mom, you don't have to say his name like that. In fact, I think this might be the holiday where he pops the question.",1,spont,train train_spont_1864,All right. Do you get the one where people think that your logo is a Satanist thing?,"Yes, yes. We do worship Satan here, so that's let me just clear that up right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_1865,"Wait a minute, Calisto. When I was reading about going out of Malibu on my phone, I was told not to give strangers credit cards.",But Tip Top seems really OK to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_1866,"You know, Lorielle, if you two hadn't come to this haunted storefront and opened up an ice cream shop in the winter, I never would have been able to free my wife from her hellish torments.","Wow, it's crazy how things work out. We're glad we could help you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1867,"Hey, it's the Falconer from high school, Jimmy Dillon.","Uh, Dillon Tristan, but my mom calls me Jimmy. Because that's what she named me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1868,It doesn't say that I didn't build the forest. ,"It actually does, it's on a sign, right there. In front of you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1869,He's offering us a bunch of money and think of all the wet peaches we could have. What kind of a life is this for us anyway?,"It's been getting a little boring, I agree. But what are we going to do with all that cash? I'm just gonna spend it on dumb things like tulips, fake tulips and big ponies.",1,spont,train train_spont_1870,"Yes, this is the open call for the dentistry for my mouth.","Teeth, I clean.",1,spont,train train_spont_1871,You brought your own soup and you have a cool umbrella.,"Thank you. I learned the hard way, you know what I mean?",1,spont,train train_spont_1872,We need a name for this tall person disease. ,"Yeah, I say we call it stretchitis.",1,spont,train train_spont_1873,I'm sorry. I don't see your name here on the list.,"Yeah, do you see that I have a wrench?",1,spont,train train_spont_1874,He's a social media manager. He has questions for me on opening a Twitter account?,"No, no, about your Twitter account. Do you want to have a Twitter account, an official account here for the aquarium?",1,spont,train train_spont_1875,"Ma'am, you're going to have to step out of line and go to jail.",My children will have to deal with the psychological consequences of their mother going to jail.,1,spont,train train_spont_1876,You're acting exactly the same as you did on the boat.,"Yeah, well, I'm captain of this island now.",1,spont,train train_spont_1877,"Darling, you have to stop complaining. Your father and I won't be embarrassed on that stage.","I understand. I get it. Just, all the other kids look cool. They put funny things on top of their hat.",1,spont,train train_spont_1878,Your whole life is being a waiter at Margaritaville?,It's all I have and I need you to help me keep my job.,1,spont,train train_spont_1879,I think jorgans were the mind stealing jars of organs.,"Yeah, that would make sense. You put an organ in a jar that has a head cat thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_1880,This could be your chance to fill that picture frame that used to have divorce papers in it with your own marriage papers.,"Sinclair, that was beautiful. That was poetic.",1,spont,train train_spont_1881,He's thinking so hard he's sweating all over the place.,"Jeez, it's really fogging up in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_1882,"Why are you so down on ladies, man? It's modern times. Ladies can be on juries.","Look, ladies have injured me terribly in the past. Minorities, anybody that doesn't look like me, I don't trust.",1,spont,train train_spont_1883,"Look, I got Hitler's heart.","Good job, Ranch. You've passed the challenge. Now only 22 more challenges to go.",1,spont,train train_spont_1884,There's a Hot Dog on a Stick right over there. They hand make their lemonade.,"She wanted it from Joe's Crab Shack and I told her it's her birthday, she can have it from wherever she wants.",1,spont,train train_spont_1885,"General, what we gotta do is get up on that moon. We gotta really rub them Russian's faces in it. I need you to get us on the moon. Wink. Wink. You know what I'm saying?",I gotcha. I know what you're talking about. How many rockets do you want on there?,1,spont,train train_spont_1886,"Jimmy Dillon Tristan, what would your mother say if she knew you had a gun?","Well, she's out in the car. She's waiting to take me and Marge on a date.",1,spont,train train_spont_1887,"Mr. President, the data feeds have stopped coming in from the Antarctica station.","Is that a good thing? It doesn't seem like a good thing, maybe me should send in Delta Force.",1,spont,train train_spont_1888,"Bill Phil Vanhaven, everyone knows him.","Everyone knew Bill Phil. God, he was a good guy. He was a big gregarious fella, fireplug of a man.",1,spont,train train_spont_1889,Why doesn't daisy lead with I'm a sexist dick?,"Ok, hey, you don't get to say that, she's not your friend.",1,spont,train train_spont_1890,What are you doing to my wife!??,I do nothing! She do to me! She make my rage go away!,1,spont,train train_spont_1891,I'm Adam. Nice to meet you.,I'm Eve. Isn't this garden nice?,1,spont,train train_spont_1892,"Oh, man. It's like living in a sauna in this part of the south.",It's December in the Pacific Northwest.,1,spont,train train_spont_1893,I heard you singing. It sounded so familiar from when I was a kid.,"Oh, I don't know. It's just something I've been kicking around. It belongs to this guy that I wasn't here to see.",1,spont,train train_spont_1894,"Celeste, sweetheart, what's going on here?","Be careful, Bobby. We caught a counterfeit Wreck-it Ralph and Mickey Mouse is giving him Disney justice.",1,spont,train train_spont_1895,They don't deserve to walk on dirt.,The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on.,1,spont,train train_spont_1896,I don't know how you're getting the information that there's been a murder here.,The two dead bodies that are sitting on the golf course over there.,1,spont,train train_spont_1897,"Coyotes were attacking you, but you made friends with them?","Yeah, I made friends with a family of coyotes.",1,spont,train train_spont_1898,You disgust me and you always have and I think you need to know it and I think you need to live with the consequences of what you've done.,Keep talking dirty to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_1899,I had my first grilled cheese sandwich when I was 22 in Vegas during the big Caesar's Palace fire.,I remember that. They lost three centurions that day. It was really sad.,1,spont,train train_spont_1900,"Well, there's your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now.","Well, I'll be out when I'm ready to come out. We're dealing with this fellow here who's the movie police, apparently.",1,spont,train train_spont_1901,"We have a corporate membership here, so just put it on our account and we're done. It's under Behemoth Religious Organization.","OK, I'm just typing. Oh, there it is. Oh, it says here that you have a couple movies out.",1,spont,train train_spont_1902,"Sorry folks, that area is employees only. We have a way of doing things here at Joe's Crab Shack.","Well, you're an employee. Could you be an ambassador for us?",1,spont,train train_spont_1903,"Guys, we really gotta do this soon. I don't know how much longer I can hold the two of you on my shoulders.","Okay, take it easy. Chaz, how are you doing in the middle?",1,spont,train train_spont_1904,Are you gonna use the disk drive of the computer?,I didn't even think of that. I rented this place that guaranteed that they had a DVD player.,1,spont,train train_spont_1905,"Hi Mr.Harbor, I'm sorry, I thought maybe you were Meredith's brother.",It's just because of these short shorts I'm wearing. I look youthful.,1,spont,train train_spont_1906,She was a teenager. She was horrible.,Teens are the dredge of the Wisconsin Dells Water Park. They're like a fly in your burrito.,1,spont,train train_spont_1907,"Oh man, that really aggravated my cancer.","Jeez, it's sticking out.",1,spont,train train_spont_1908,I got you. Your ice pick is now mine.,Oh no. What are you doing? The moonshine was supposed to knock you out completely.,1,spont,train train_spont_1909,"Alright, folks. We are 3 Ashes and 2 Cinders and we need a suggestion for a place where people might work, like an Arby's or a Dairy Queen.",How about a bank! It's spelled with a B. What's wrong with your bat ears?,1,spont,train train_spont_1910,Do I get to call 911 or do you? Or do we not report these animals to 911?,Let's report it to 411 and see what happens.,1,spont,train train_spont_1911,Why would I want to eat vegetables? They taste like the dirt.,"Yes, but they are good for you. Your shirt is not able to be buttoned. ",1,spont,train train_spont_1912,"So, corporate is changing the signage and menu before telling the workers that it's changing?",We found out that the Julius part of our marketing is what works for people.,1,spont,train train_spont_1913,You have stumbled into my web.,Is that what this stuff is? I thought that you just didn't clean your tinsel up from Christmas. ,1,spont,train train_spont_1914,"Marge, you were the one who wrote the memo? I'm glad you're coming clean because you signed that memo ""We are legion.""","Well there are only five of us in the office, who did you think it was? I just meant me and all of the women out there who long for a simpler time when the Nazis had just been defeated. Women were code breakers and leading secret lives.",1,spont,train train_spont_1915,"Well Todd, you look all dressed up. I hope you're not missing something.","Oh, I'm supposed to go to this funeral. I was going to be the guy who sings the funeral song.",1,spont,train train_spont_1916,"Dad, you're the best!","Yeah, I know I am. I'm larger than life. It makes it kind of hard to find pants that fit.",1,spont,train train_spont_1917,"Desiree, I remember meeting you in the waiting room!","Yes, and now you're standing on a tall stack of oil cans, threatening to jump and take your life.",1,spont,train train_spont_1918,"Listen, normally I just like small groups of people, like three. But I've learned in my heart that sometimes there's bigger groups of people around and I've got to get with the times. So, Alexandro, will you marry me?","Lisa, as much as I don't like to talk about myself, you asked me a question. And the answer to that question is yes. Yes, I will marry you, Lisa.",1,spont,train train_spont_1919,Excuse me. Vlad? We can't have you using the break room computer for personal emails.,"Please, Sherry, give me just one second. I just sent an email to myself to talk to customer.",1,spont,train train_spont_1920,This dog is really irritable.,He's pointing to a picture of chicken cor don bleau. We're not gonna make you chicken cor don bleau. You're a damn dog.,1,spont,train train_spont_1921,"Excuse me, is that you?",I think I am me. Except for in 2009 when someone stole my security number. I've been myself the whole time.,1,spont,train train_spont_1922,So you don't want to go back to the whole planet of Earth because your cousin ignores you?,"Well, the moon looks pretty cool. I could spend the rest of my days on the moon frolicking around with our new cat.",1,spont,train train_spont_1923,"I'm a ghost now. I swallowed that water bottled filled with glass. It did the job. It hurt, very bad.","That's the thing, how you die is how you continue to hurt forever.",1,spont,train train_spont_1924,I have a question. I didn't eat the apple. I was just hanging out. Why should I be punished?,"Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1925,"I don't like the way this surgery situation is set up. First come, first serve and you try to get a good spot. We're surgeons. We're supposed to be able to sleep in if we want.","Yeah, you're right about that. Maybe we should ban together and create some kind of union or something.",1,spont,train train_spont_1926,You're afraid of my buttons?,"Yes, I'm afraid of the buttons on you're outfit. They're from France.",1,spont,train train_spont_1927,"Oh, I forgot you told me this when it happened.","Yes, you were there with me.",1,spont,train train_spont_1928,"Greetings, Earthlings. Which of you is Julius Caesar?",That would be me. Over here. And what are you? A robot?,1,spont,train train_spont_1929,What an incredible set. So many amazing jazz tunes.,"Thank you for enjoying all of my jazz tunes and being patient with my water drinking out of this flute. It was made a little more difficult, because I thought I could use the flute like a straw, but one end has been welded shut.",1,spont,train train_spont_1930,This is the first time I've left both attics.,Wow! You need a tan. ,1,spont,train train_spont_1931,You have to bet on them. You can't just lay the money on the horses.,Well now I know that. I lost 100 million dollars when I put it on its saddle and it galloped all the way to the bank.,1,spont,train train_spont_1932,"Dad, what was all that screaming coming from the art store?","Don't worry about it, Dean. It's just grown up stuff. Just grown up screaming.",1,spont,train train_spont_1933,"Hey, Art, what's going on? Fancy running into you at this bar.","Hey, Rudy. I just got three scoops of cookies and cream.",1,spont,train train_spont_1934,Let's do notes. Do you mind sticking around for notes?,"Oh, sure. I love to listen to people talk and pretend I'm not around.",1,spont,train train_spont_1935,I'm Julius Caesar. And who might you be?,I am a traveler from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Feelings. I am full of emotions.,1,spont,train train_spont_1936,"Also, can we also get two cups of water? We'll only be drinking water. If it says H2O on the cup, that's all we're allowed to drink and that's what we will drink.","Do you think I haven't seen this before? I'm a restaurant-our, OK? I have a guy who escorts you to the soda fountain. Big Tom. He's going to walk you over to the soda fountain. They can only have water.",1,spont,train train_spont_1937,I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout.,"This culture and death. We are just too, we are behind the times. We are so afraid to talk about it. Just accept it, we're all gonna die.",1,spont,train train_spont_1938,"Tom, this mall is dependent on you. Look at all this leasable space around you.","There's so much, Mr. McGonigal.",1,spont,train train_spont_1939,That's a big word for a young child. Where did you learn that word?,"In the encyclopedia. It's like the internet, but dusty.",1,spont,train train_spont_1940,I don't feel so good. I tried to sing high and I'm just not feeling it.,"Oh, no. Do you need to sit down. How long have you had this cold?",1,spont,train train_spont_1941,"Oh, boy did I have a rough day. Can I get a ghost beer please? Thanks.","Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner.",1,spont,train train_spont_1942,I feel like this couple from London is living our life.,We're sitting here on the front row like a bunch of chumps.,1,spont,train train_spont_1943,"Oh, you're the guy who sells the Land Rovers.",I do sell Land Rovers. I tracked these people here by their GPS. And all of you are going to jail.,1,spont,train train_spont_1944,Has there ever been a case where someone's asked for the fortune cookie that they also are entitled to the fortune? I say no.,Objection! I'd like to cite the 1973 case of Mrs. Mary vs The People of California.,1,spont,train train_spont_1945,Times are changing. New things are constantly being invented.,"Hey, one day there was no car. Next day, there was a car. I like that joke.",1,spont,train train_spont_1946,"Alright, Mr. Farro. Mel, you're doing great. Here's your book, script. Here we go.","Good news guys, pudding for lunch again!",1,spont,train train_spont_1947,"Donny, are you properly throwing away the laptops at the end of the night?","Yeah, I'm getting rid of the ones from Tuesday on Wednesday.",1,spont,train train_spont_1948,It's one of those PC LensCrafters. We don't give things that make shooters better at seeing.,Even for servicemen? Are you against our soldiers?,1,spont,train train_spont_1949,"I mean, the post office is losing stuff all the time. I had so many birthday cards get lost on the way to my house, I just figured they got up and ran away. That's the only logical solution.","See, I thought it was guys like Roger who were just opening peoples' mail.",1,spont,train train_spont_1950,"Thank you, a lot of people say I'm handsome-ish.?","Yeah, you're handsome-ish. I'm one of those people that says that. You have those nice long thumbs.",1,spont,train train_spont_1951,Your son is just like your husband? Is that what you're telling me?,Just like him. Can you believe it? It's unbearable.,1,spont,train train_spont_1952,"You grew up so big, Anna, but you still talk like a baby.",Well I am Italian after all.,1,spont,train train_spont_1953,I am pretty sure I am from Russia but I'm not 100% where any of you are from.,"Catarina, we work so long together. And now you ask me this, where we are from?",1,spont,train train_spont_1954,Did they say they were traditional? I must have misheard that.,"I hope not because, if they're going against the tide and being traditional, I am joining that tide.",1,spont,train train_spont_1955,I'll be deciphering that all night.,"Well, yeah, I mean you could think about it, but it's not worth it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1956,"Danielle, you have been touched by a doctor and I cast you out.","But he saved my life. I'm going to go to the R-BnB, too. I'm leaving you.",1,spont,train train_spont_1957,"Well, you keep that detached leg really close to you and give it a little hug.",I keep it close and give it a little snuggle every night. It's a special snuggle that only me and my leg understand and share.,1,spont,train train_spont_1958,Any thoughts on ordering at all?,"We want one soup, four spoons.",1,spont,train train_spont_1959,"This is wonderful. Cracker's in my band, Murnice is my wife. We need a roadie.","Oh, I'd love to be a road.",1,spont,train train_spont_1960,I'm the head of Universal Studies Motion Pictures.,Karl Lampley?,1,spont,train train_spont_1961,"Wait, you're demonstrating how to pick a pocket? To your young apprentice?","Yes, yes. It's for theater class.",1,spont,train train_spont_1962,"My darling, don't use my name. Don't use my name.?","But, Maria, I just thought it'd be nice to call you by your name a little here and there.",1,spont,train train_spont_1963,"Mr. Simmons, that interview didn't go so well, did it??","No, I was not prepared. I'm sorry that I called in in a fit of peak.",1,spont,train train_spont_1964,"I'm going to be Mayor some day. So, why don't you come to the prom with me and you'll be able to say that you went to the prom with the mayor before he was the mayor.","Not only will I not go to the prom with you, I don't want to see you at the prom at all. I don't want to see you there. I don't want to smell you there. I don't want to taste you there and I certainly don't want to see you dance there.",1,spont,train train_spont_1965,What a great day for food.,"It is, Sherry. It's a great day for food.",1,spont,train train_spont_1966,"Delores, you should not be involved in this science fair, at all.","Yeah, I may be a drunk lady that throws up all the time and I'm a terrible step-mother, but I need to see that justice is done.",1,spont,train train_spont_1967,"Judy, I'd like you to meet some of the underlings of the mars bases.","My Dean, he's so good to those underneath him. He really treats them as humans.",1,spont,train train_spont_1968,I don't know where he is either.,I told you we never should have gotten Todd to do the song.,1,spont,train train_spont_1969,We didn't even tell you about him,I liked what I heard.,1,spont,train train_spont_1970,It is a little interesting and amazing that I came back.,"She was that good, huh? I'm looking forward to the concert.",1,spont,train train_spont_1971,"All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory.",Please say we can drink. Please say we can drink.,1,spont,train train_spont_1972,Can you tell me where I am right now?,Your crisp white suit tells me that it's summertime wherever you go. I know that much.,1,spont,train train_spont_1973,"What do you think, should we do it Meriam?",I think so. If we don't I'm worried this guy is going to eat the children. We want them to work not get eaten for goodness sake.,1,spont,train train_spont_1974,"I'm currently unemployed, but I'm working on an adult novel.",That is the saddest sentence I ever did hear.,1,spont,train train_spont_1975,So this is a time seal?,Yes. It's a time door. It's not scheduled to open again for another two years. But I'm not great at math.,1,spont,train train_spont_1976,You killed that postcard that a lady sent from Madrid.,I didn't like the cut of its jib.,1,spont,train train_spont_1977,We both went on a journey. We ended up at this golf course where everyone was foreign and we were hoping to have a very abroad experience.,Here at this miniature golf course?,1,spont,train train_spont_1978,"You're finished, Geum. You're out of the FBI. You betrayed your country.","Oh, no. Oh, god, the lies I've lived. I'm sorry.",1,spont,train train_spont_1979,"You were mentally gone for a long time, man. I was slapping you for like 30 minutes.","Oh, that's why my face is stinging.",1,spont,train train_spont_1980,Our therapist Nancy would say you're purposefully antagonizing me right now.,"Yeah, the same one that told us there was a North Street in Philadelphia? Right now I feel a little screwed over by Nancy.",1,spont,train train_spont_1981,What if we invite the new resident over under false pretenses and then we push her out on stage in front of a live audience.,Get her on the horn immediately. I'd like to speak with her.,1,spont,train train_spont_1982,"To be frank, sir, even the poor people in Malibu have better houses than I do.","Well, that's because you're an outsider, Rodney. And everyone will always regard you as such.",1,spont,train train_spont_1983,I'm just so proud of you. I never thought you would be the man that you are. It was really touch and go for awhile there.,"Grandma, completely, thank you so much.",1,spont,train train_spont_1984,"Well you know, one of these days, Colombo is going to solve my cold case. I've a time traveler, of course, I've seen that all comes to be. I'm almost like a psychic.","Cheryl, you don't have to rub people's faces in it.",1,spont,train train_spont_1985,You can go to New York City and dance.,"I've thought about that, but instead I've decided to go to Un-namedville, USA.",1,spont,train train_spont_1986,You can lock stuff away in your desk with little keys.,"Yeah, that's a basic function of most desks.",1,spont,train train_spont_1987,Why did you tell us that story? You told us that you throw many high society balls and then told us about one going terribly wrong.,"Yes, and that's the only time it went terribly wrong.",1,spont,train train_spont_1988,"Well, since you're the oldest, most interesting person at this fair, I'd just like to get some of your stories. You must have some cool fair stories.","Well, this is exciting. No one's ever asked me to tell my fair stories before. I was born in 1912 and I've been working at this fair since I was a little boy.",1,spont,train train_spont_1989,"Rather than grade your homework day by day, I'm going to give it to you all now. You've got the year to finish it. Just give it to me at the end of the year.","Mr Powellmore? What if I finish it early and I turn it in tomorrow? I mean, is there any way I can get my grades early? 'Cause my dad really wants to see like, that I'm working hard and that I'm putting the time in.",1,spont,train train_spont_1990,It's going to be good. I'll punch with my knee.,"That's a kick. Or a knee, really.",1,spont,train train_spont_1991,Aren't you a chimney sweep? You should be the one going down the chimney.,"Well, it's been so long. I haven't gone down a chimney in years.",1,spont,train train_spont_1992,"Hey, this lady can't help that she's drunk.",I have a disease. Alcoholism is a disease and I have it and I love it.,1,spont,train train_spont_1993,"Hello, have you found something to your liking?","Yeah, I've heard about them trollbeads. They say that they're at K, and every kiss begins with Kay.",1,spont,train train_spont_1994,"Roger, you got me? Can you hear me?","Yes, Don, I can hear you in my ear wig and I see words on the prompter. It's standard beginning ""Good evening, Machete Falls, I'm Roger News. Welcome to News Control"".",1,spont,train train_spont_1995,I just went out and did crowd work for 30 minutes to buy you some time.,I know and everyone is furious. You were roasting people left and right.,1,spont,train train_spont_1996,"Well, it's boring here. Maybe i shouldn't have left. Let's see what's on TV. Do you guys feel like watching something?","I don't know. Something sexy. I mean, old episodes or Jersey Shore. I mean, I just like to have fun.",1,spont,train train_spont_1997,We're expecting highs in the 36's and lows in the 20's.,Wait. Are you doing Celsius again?,1,spont,train train_spont_1998,"If we're at Tommy Bahama, should the music we play be like Jimmy Buffet? That feels like a home run.","I have to be honest with you, and it's hard for me to acknowledge when I'm wrong. But I've never googled the Bahamas. And in my mind, everything down in on the islands is Jamaica. I just picture everything is reggae.",1,spont,train train_spont_1999,"Come on, take the shot, ghost Wilt Chamberlain.",Maybe my patented underhand style will work this time in the afterlife.,1,spont,train train_spont_2000,You ran away and missed the t -shirt guy.,He sounds wonderful.,1,spont,train train_spont_2001,"Not only does Ralph not have to give you his pants, he didn't have to give you his bag, and you're not allowed to glue peoples' mouths shut. This is America.","We've done some googling while you've been abusing this gentlemen and, frankly, you're abusing your power. What do you think you are, a religion?",1,spont,train train_spont_2002,"Every year, we janitors clean the red carpet. We vacuum it. We shampoo it. We use our vacuum cleaners from home.",I brought my own Dyson. ,1,spont,train train_spont_2003,"Now, does anyone have an Epipen? This man seems to be having an allergic reaction.","Please, help my husband. We just got married, I don't want to be a widow so soon.",1,spont,train train_spont_2004,"OK. So, in 2015, Prince is still alive?","Well, of course he is. What are you talking about?",1,spont,train train_spont_2005,Hi guys. Hi boys. My name's Jennifer. There's so many of you.,"I'm the most mature here, so you probably want to talk to me a little bit.",1,spont,train train_spont_2006,"JoAnn, please hold my calls. I'm going to run out and get a sub sandwich.","Dr. Hawaii, I'm so sorry, but there's a pig emergency.",1,spont,train train_spont_2007,Can I ask how she died? How did she pass?,"Yes, you can. she was lifting a brick off of someone and he shot her.",1,spont,train train_spont_2008,Do you need a ride?,"Yeah, I'm going to see an old friend, who I think is in hospice care.",1,spont,train train_spont_2009,"I was thinking about bludgeoning each and every one of you with a mace, you know it has the spikes? It's like a club with spikes. You just hit someone 'til they're a pulp.",You're a terrible girl. Put your clothes back on and get out of my classroom.,1,spont,train train_spont_2010,Why don't you just retire? This is so much stress for you.,I got kids.,1,spont,train train_spont_2011,I'm going to have to hear this from your wife. Where is she right now?,"Oh, she's at home. She's resting because of the rapids incident.",1,spont,train train_spont_2012,"Robert, I'm back. I got the bowl paint.","Hello, honey. Thank you so much for bringing the paint back.",1,spont,train train_spont_2013,Have you looked at that money closely? It's funny money.,It's got Morgan Freeman's face on it.,1,spont,train train_spont_2014,"Well William, let's head out there in these brown shirts. But let's put on a little green, too. How about some green scarves?","Hey, what if we drew lines on the sleeves like in a pattern?",1,spont,train train_spont_2015,I'm not going to lie to you. That candy has been here for a long time. And the Snowcaps are even older.,So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster?,1,spont,train train_spont_2016,Well I guess Kay's not coming back to work.,"I was hoping she would, but I suppose she isn't.",1,spont,train train_spont_2017,"It's starting to get cold. Thomas, give us your coat.","I don't know about that. I'm so small and stringy, I'll freeze to death.",1,spont,train train_spont_2018,"Did you get the scroll, what happened?","They didn't have anything without dairy or soy. They tried to give me toppings. And they had the scroll in the register, so they couldn't open it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2019,"At risk of being too forward, you smell like oregano.","I bartend at a pizzaria, so that's probably why.",1,spont,train train_spont_2020,"I'll tell you what I'll let you guys in because you seem to love it so much. And I, frankly I hate my job. So who cares? Go ahead and enjoy yourselves in there. But just so you know, it's not a thing we do. This isn't a gift to me that you guys are going in gratis.",I don't know. We're willing to do it for no money. I don't even want to see the game.,1,spont,train train_spont_2021,"So, you were attracted to all of Lad's power?",I love power. It's my favorite personality trait.,1,spont,train train_spont_2022,"So, the problem with Pastor St. Augustine's outburst is that it's time consuming?",That's the main thing. We've got some things to do.,1,spont,train train_spont_2023,I could make the good parts of you dream come true except for the parts with the Frenchman.,I like that part of my dream because then I can take him to court and sue him for $1 Million. ,1,spont,train train_spont_2024,"Susan, I have no interest in seeing you naked ever again. Neither does anyone on Holly Court.",There might be an audience member who is wondering for the first time what these breasts look like.,1,spont,train train_spont_2025,"Yeah, that's the move I saw you doing in Cirque Du Soleil.","Guys, probably not a great idea to stroll down circus memory lane right now when we're hiding and trying to be quiet. We've got to stay perfectly still, or they're going to see us.",1,spont,train train_spont_2026,"If there's one thing that maybe you need to learn before you graduate, David, is to learn people's names.","Rick, you've blown me away with that. I am sorry for the way I've treated you, and also you, Bob.",1,spont,train train_spont_2027,"What is the number one rule of 9-11? Fill, fill, fill. No dead air.","You don't understand. Week after week, I get calls from that Houstons restaurant, saying there's some sort of weird thing going on there.",1,spont,train train_spont_2028,Time to eat more fuckin' meat.,"Tony, I've been having the runs for like 22 years now. I thought diarrhea was just regular poop this whole fucking time. I go to the doctor, he tells me I'm eating too much meat.",1,spont,train train_spont_2029,"I didn't shed a tear when the zombies came and got him, let me tell you.",If that guy was my husband I would have taken a peach can opener to him.,1,spont,train train_spont_2030,Are you doing that?,I think that's my car's soul.,1,spont,train train_spont_2031,The elevator is stuck. Oh my god.,"Don't worry about it, the elevator will be back up shortly. There's an electrical problem with the light. Maybe it's alternating current or direct current.",1,spont,train train_spont_2032,"Don't you think that if you spend a little bit more time thinking about what you could give to the world and your contribution to the universe and less time bowing to a God you've never met, you might not be a drug addict?","Wow, you just blew my mind.",1,spont,train train_spont_2033,"OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions?","I got a suggestion. Why don't you make like a turtle and, uh, leave slowly?",1,spont,train train_spont_2034,"I was a Falconer in the '80s, playing football.","So when you watch your son in the Falconers TV special, do you sometimes feel like it's you playing, because you have the same name?",1,spont,train train_spont_2035,"OK, don't put us in with those people's realms. We're only pretty poor. We all have bad homes.","Yeah, we're months away from tent city.",1,spont,train train_spont_2036,"I have to say something. Your story of love and anniversary has softened my goblin heart. You said you wanted chocolates? Well, as Willy Wonka of this hotel, here are some tan chocolates.",They look like milk chocolate and white chocolate mixed together perfectly.,1,spont,train train_spont_2037,Artists could express themselves.,They could drink out of plastic cups that they can't seem to in their god damn hand and then drop them on the floor.,1,spont,train train_spont_2038,"If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that.","At this point, I need to explore my super power issue right now. I may need to step away from the business.",1,spont,train train_spont_2039,"Mr. Mitierry, are you doing okay? Because sometimes when your neck is moving when you're talking it looks like you are maybe having a strain.",That's a gobblers piece of skin that I had added so that people could understand how delicious my food tastes.,1,spont,train train_spont_2040,"Hello, I've just come from the botoxory. Oh, I'm positively pickled. I can't move an inch. It's fabulous.",You look like an infant in a business suit.,1,spont,train train_spont_2041,"We did. I mean, look, he wanted to rape me, but then we worked it out.","I mean, can you fault someone for wanting? You know, as long as you don't act on it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2042,"Oh no, it's that bully. I thought I felt a wind in the drawer.",I was hiding in the backseat with this here magazine.,1,spont,train train_spont_2043,You guys are going to want to take a moment and say a few words to your poster before I put it in the recycling bin.,"OK. I knew it was coming, but it's still a shock to hear you talk about disposing of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2044,"Honestly, I think my friends are cuter than me.","Well, I think I have a solution to your problem. You have to get a group of friends where you're the cutest and they'll never abandon you. People like to be around attractive people, and they hate being around ugly people.",1,spont,train train_spont_2045,"And you're taking those movies with you, Amile and Last Action Hero?",I have rented one of those R-BnBs.,1,spont,train train_spont_2046,"You would think that, cocaine lady.",My name is Militia.,1,spont,train train_spont_2047,"So what, you're going to put the lids back on the tubs?","Yes. That's ten, twenty, thirty one. They're all safe.",1,spont,train train_spont_2048,I'd like you to establish a meaningful relationship with this boy. What do you think? He needs to be on the straight and narrow.,I can only move forward. That is in my past. I was tricked to have the baby from a scallop man doctor.,1,spont,train train_spont_2049,"Suedeface, is it possible to become Suedebaby again or is this it? I would love it if Suedebaby could kill everybody.","Sure, I can do that. It might take some practice.",1,spont,train train_spont_2050,"Look at this place, it's dusty, there's an cigar store Indian statue.","But the rates are very low. I mean, we got a real bargain on this hotel room.",1,spont,train train_spont_2051,Why do you walk in the woods child?,"I don't know, I drank this sauce and something overcame me and I came straight out to the woods. I just ran.",1,spont,train train_spont_2052,Duck is a very fatty bird.,"Yeah, that's true. Some people like it and some people don't. I kind of like it because I like fatty meat.",1,spont,train train_spont_2053,Thank you very much. I'm blind.,So you're a regular glasses-wearer then.,1,spont,train train_spont_2054,Those are all bad places to be shot.,"Right, none of them are desirable. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2055,"Hey, I got a great deal on eggs for you.","Oh thank god, the business is not going well.",1,spont,train train_spont_2056,"Ricky, you scared away those demons.","Yeah, well, that's the one good thing about being a dead guy. Demons are scared of you.",1,spont,train train_spont_2057,Do we know if there are Asian nominees?,Of course there's no Asian nominees.,1,spont,train train_spont_2058,"When I first met you, I wasn't sure about you, with your hair spikes. Then, as I got to know you, you seem like a fine young man.","I am. I'm college educated. And the spikes, let me make a peace sign right next to your face and say: it's a family thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_2059,"I just feel like I've been hard on you because I was jealous when you were holding all of those customers in your arms. It's like, you never hold me, old Timmy.","It's almost like, if I can say, as the mother in the corner of the office - Tim - it's almost like you've been so busy touching people you haven't really been seeing them.",1,spont,train train_spont_2060,"No strings on me, fiddle-dee-dee.","Hold on, I'm going to run my hand over the top of him, make sure there's no invisible strings.",1,spont,train train_spont_2061,"Well, guys. We have 1 minute until showtime.",I guess we're not taking that nap.,1,spont,train train_spont_2062,"You know, every day I think I have to get out of this marriage and then you get me back every day with your words. OK. Let's swim together.","Thank you for that vote of confidence. I feel like I'm recharged, knowing you love me. Now, I'm going to pop for these tickets because it's our anniversary.",1,spont,train train_spont_2063,"Oh, you're talking my wife up there? You want to sign my wife?","I want to sign her, but she hasn't done anything that I haven't heard before. If she's got one piece of original material, I'd take her.",1,spont,train train_spont_2064,I feel like we were gone forever.,"Yeah, and you know what's weird? I had the weirdest dream.",1,spont,train train_spont_2065,"I just want to make love to you. I wish all these people weren't here right now, Larissa. I want to put our bodies on top of each others bodies.",We are both Gods instruments. Let us show the people what it means.,1,spont,train train_spont_2066,"If they don't know that you are coming, you definitely want to lead with the side pony.",Like sneak up on them like a velociraptor from the periphery.,1,spont,train train_spont_2067,"Sir, if you think about it, nobody really knows where the toilet water comes from.","So, it is possible it could come from a beautiful french lake.",1,spont,train train_spont_2068,He's just a dumb baby. Listen to him making those noises. He honestly thinks he's talking right now. That's terrible.,"Exactly. He doesn't deserve this wonderful name that we, as his perfect parents, have come up with. We need to bestow it upon a more deserving creature.",1,spont,train train_spont_2069,And where are your boobs?,"Yeah, where'd they go anyway?",1,spont,train train_spont_2070,"Hey, forgive me. I know this is probably an annoying question. I'm new here. Can you tell me what the actual time is?","Time is a riddle. Time wraps itself around like a coil of a spring that has never sprung, like a dew drop thing that falls up into the cloud. Time is nothing and everything. All is time. Four forty seven.",1,spont,train train_spont_2071,We must get our daughter out of the house. I've been wanting to ravish you in the dining room for 35 years.,"Mother, I'm listening to you. Why do you always do this? You always do this to me, you perverse people!",1,spont,train train_spont_2072,I'm on the kind of diet where I only eat parts of the animal that are indiscernible and you can't tell where it's from. ,I like to think about where it came from.,1,spont,train train_spont_2073,"Speaking of funny stunts, I stole a Ouija board.","Trace, that's a scary stunt.",1,spont,train train_spont_2074,This is Steve. He's Steve Dons.,"He wants to smoke. He's the one who said ""I hope we can smoke.""",1,spont,train train_spont_2075,"Jim, what the hell are you doing here?",You can walk away from this hayride and I won't blame you.,1,spont,train train_spont_2076,You don't look like a goth anymore.,I stopped wearing the eyeliner.,1,spont,train train_spont_2077,"Curlyn's name is like Charde. Some letters you don't need and then sometimes, you hear sounds, but there's no letters.",That sounds like jazz.,1,spont,train train_spont_2078,"Your son wants to work at Subway, or is it Quiznos. What's the difference?",There's a big difference between Subway and Quiznos. At Quiznos the sandwiches are toasted by default.,1,spont,train train_spont_2079,"I don't want to live in a parallel universe anymore. I know the work here is great for you, but it's not for me.","You're right. None of us want to live here, but the only way we're going to destroy it from within is to infiltrate their society.",1,spont,train train_spont_2080,We'll give you fifty dollars for that painting.,That's exactly what I'm asking. That works out great.,1,spont,train train_spont_2081,What kind of piano are you building? Is it that kind that has a tack hammer?,"I am building a piano that has a tack hammer. I am building a piano that speaks to the dead. And that's why I'm in a hurry. And I'm sorry that a piano, in and of itself, wasn't enough to let me cut the line, but apparently I've had to tell you the real truth.",1,spont,train train_spont_2082,"Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot?",Maybe she should be my first human kill.,1,spont,train train_spont_2083,"After that chance meeting, Dame Judy Dench and I became friends. ","So, she threatened to eat you and then you became friends. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2084,I don't think anyone is going to ride the ride if it's called the Matterhorn.,We should come up with a smaller name that we can fit on a cap.,1,spont,train train_spont_2085,When I was a boy I always told my brother I bet you I can stay awake longer than you.,Oh i remember this game I remember it well I'm going to bet you tonihgt that I am going to stay awake longer than you.,1,spont,train train_spont_2086,My name is Flip.,It says it right on his name tag that his name is Flip.,1,spont,train train_spont_2087,"Marjorie, look, I'm walking around in Wrinkle's body.","Oh, darling. It's just as I've always dreamed. Your face is on another man's body.",1,spont,train train_spont_2088,His name is Amos. And I call him Famous Amos and he calls me Sweet William. My sweet cookie brother.,"My sweet floral brother. You know there's flowers named after you, you're so sweet.",1,spont,train train_spont_2089,How long as your dog been on life support?,"Well, it depends on how much you classify life support. I mean, he's had a ventilator for a while.",1,spont,train train_spont_2090,"You're not totally convinced of the things that I am claiming, which are true?","I do see you in this new light, where you are very flamey, but I feel like I need to see more fire in your eyes.",1,spont,train train_spont_2091,That's extreme. That's something world dictators do. Not high school boyfriends.,I know what I know and I know my heart got atrocity.,1,spont,train train_spont_2092,"Well, I mean, it's just acting, who cares? It's pretend. When am I ever going to have to deliver a monologue that's so important.","That really hurt my feelings there, to call it just acting.",1,spont,train train_spont_2093,I didn't realize those boxes would be so heavy. I didn't know what was inside the boxes.,"It's OK, Nooky. We're not mad.",1,spont,train train_spont_2094,"Oh my god, you're Napoleon.",And that's Genghis Khan!,1,spont,train train_spont_2095,What's black and white a red all over? It could be a newspaper with blood on it.,"That's not wrong, but it's actually just a newspaper, because it gets read by people's eyes. But I can understand why you would go dark in this time of trauma.",1,spont,train train_spont_2096,"Big Red, I didn't recognize you without your signature coat.","Well, it's hot out.",1,spont,train train_spont_2097,"So, the snack you offer is like a cocktail hour? That would be great.","We do have some cans of wine for purchase. For the continental snack, we'll put out bags of baked Lays.",1,spont,train train_spont_2098,The check is for $300 Million.,That's much more than $1 Million.,1,spont,train train_spont_2099,"Hello, fellow thespians. Are you super jealous that I'm going to be playing the role of the melancholy dane in our spring show?","No, I don't think I'm jealous about it. I mean, like, it's probably, like, perfect casting or whatever.",1,spont,train train_spont_2100,I don't know what to do. It sounds like we're just repeating a horrible history.,"Yes, you're stealing the words right out of my book.",1,spont,train train_spont_2101,Oh my god. Now he's only a foot long tapeworm. He cut himself in half with the chainsaw.,"He was so brave, trying to save our family.",1,spont,train train_spont_2102,I'm running a business here. He never paid for the first time.,"Yeah, because you made me so small. I shrunk out of my own clothes and there was no way I could open a wallet.",1,spont,train train_spont_2103,"Yeah, and those homeless trolls are not like those toy pencil toppers. They're more like those creepy riddle-askers type.",Yeah. They're real people who may or may not have a mental disease and decided they want to live underground.,1,spont,train train_spont_2104,"Oh my god, this club is so fun. It makes me feel so great about life and I'm dancing right now!","I have diabetes and I forgot about it for a second, I'm so happy.",1,spont,train train_spont_2105,"Evelyn, I just want to check in with you briefly. I know your children have left. I want to make sure you're single before you move onto this other marriage.","Oh, I'm very single. I go to bed every night with cream on my hands and cream on my feet just waiting for someone to come through the door and ravish me or do whatever they do in the movies.",1,spont,train train_spont_2106,That's it. We're all Rogers now. You're a Rogers and we're Rogers.,You're my new family. You'll take me in? ,1,spont,train train_spont_2107,I'm gonna go now.,"Yes you are, Sam Houston. You're going to join us in the Gulf of Mexico.",1,spont,train train_spont_2108,"Monica, can you please focus? We have such a limited time and you keep spacing out.","Oh, were those dollars in my eyes again?",1,spont,train train_spont_2109,"Ma'am, there seems to be a lot of dolls in glass cases here.","Yes, it this is a ventriloquism museum and therefore it is dolls and we protect them in glass.",1,spont,train train_spont_2110,"Effective immediately, we're closing the Lord of the Flies musical murder spectacular. I kind of wish that there were more murders in it.","You guys, at the end of the day, a lot of people just didn't want to get dead.",1,spont,train train_spont_2111,This is purgatory. You're all in purgatory.,"Wait a minute. There was this one time I through out this piece of trash, but I missed. It bounced off the trash can onto the street, and I didn't go back and fix that.",1,spont,train train_spont_2112,"This is all very inspiring because, in a strange sort of way, I've been a caterpillar who crawled into a dumpster, into the dark, to gestate and pupate and eventually emerge as this beautiful, beautiful butterfly of love with you, Bobby!","But, you've always been beautiful to me. Does that mean you're about to become ugly now?",1,spont,train train_spont_2113,What kind of thimbles are you using?,"Just like, the thimbles that are supposed to protect your fingers from the needle.",1,spont,train train_spont_2114,"Look, Rudy, you come in here five times a week.",That's right. Whenever I'm in town with my baseball team.,1,spont,train train_spont_2115,"Doris, you had your babies, right?","Yeah, I had the twins and they're getting all the attention in the house.",1,spont,train train_spont_2116,"Sam Houston, you're going to join us in the Gulf of Mexico.",That's right. We all live in the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico and now you will too.,1,spont,train train_spont_2117,"We could have stayed home, dad. September 12 just seems like a weird day to go to The Price is Right. I mean, mom's dead.`","Hold on a second, kids. There is nothing more American than The Price is Right. And if this show goes on, we go on.",1,spont,train train_spont_2118,"Well, I guess there goes Claude and Madeline.","We are no longer a tribunal, we are just a duet.",1,spont,train train_spont_2119,I don't feel so wall.,"Alright, guys, places. Places. What's wrong with you, Becky?",1,spont,train train_spont_2120,"Is it food on the table, or table under the food? Bet you never thought of it that way.","God damn it, you're never going to be a professor of philosophy. You tried and it didn't work out.",1,spont,train train_spont_2121,That's a Paul DeGaul painting hanging on my wall.,That's crazy. I heard that was stolen from a museum.,1,spont,train train_spont_2122,"Oh, I hope we never go home!","Alright, everybody. Get in here. Kids come in for free.",1,spont,train train_spont_2123,"Budino, you never let us dip our fingers in your whipped cream.",You never asked.,1,spont,train train_spont_2124,That is an unfortunate name.,It's not good. I don't even like saying it.,1,spont,train train_spont_2125,"Sweetheart, I appreciate you calling a friend over. I'm sure they're gonna be here any second. In the meantime, I need to address the fact that you want are watching Better Call Saul.","Oh, fuck. Did I say that out loud? I mean, it was Lavar Burton.",1,spont,train train_spont_2126,"Many years ago, we were doing a bit of a talent scout for potential servants. We got on a big bus and we drove across the country.","I won because I sang ""I'm the Only One"" by Melissa Ethridge.",1,spont,train train_spont_2127,Maybe we would have been more scared if you weren't wearing sweats.,It's just that I've gained weight recently and none of my clothes fit so I have to wear them.,1,spont,train train_spont_2128,"Let me talk to her, father to daughter.","Well, let me get out of the way, third wheel that I am.",1,spont,train train_spont_2129,"You mean the genders of dogs are all male, or do you mean they're actually people?",It shall remain unclear. Figure it out for yourself.,1,spont,train train_spont_2130,"Actually, all the hideous disfigurements that you have received or inflicted upon yourself would be a bonus because it's just more to draw. However, you did show up to the interview nude.","Well, my cousin told me this is a nude job. I wanted to show you that I'm comfortable. I took the bus here and everything.",1,spont,train train_spont_2131,I know the man's wife goes to the mall.,That's a good place to start. Go to the mall. Go to any mall.,1,spont,train train_spont_2132,Everyone prepare. It's a rogue wave.,"Daddy, look, I can hang over the side.",1,spont,train train_spont_2133,"The smooshed eye, is that why you always think the water fountain is gonna turn into a spider monkey?","Well, it looks like that to me sometimes, yes. The faucet does bear the resemblance to a monkey's face.",1,spont,train train_spont_2134,Looks like everybody made it.,"Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon.",1,spont,train train_spont_2135,You know what fresh fish I think you could run for president.,Nah I don't think so I am going to pursue my career in remodeling Comanche pueblos.,1,spont,train train_spont_2136,I'm really not like any of you. I'm a human being. I have feelings and people that love me.,"Yeah, we don't like you. I don't like you. I can't speak for everyone else.",1,spont,train train_spont_2137,"Beverly has to work, Doctor. There's audition is for a pickle company.",The acid from that pickle could kill her with the state her stomach is in.,1,spont,train train_spont_2138,You look great in those Ray-bans.,Thank you very much. I'm blind.,1,spont,train train_spont_2139,This is a good session of patty cake.,"Whoever wins, doesn't pay for the beers.",1,spont,train train_spont_2140,"Of course I've been keeping track, do I look like I do not know how to do my job? Are you really accusing me of not knowing how to do my job?","Madeline, if I were to accuse you of not being able to do your job I would, of course, convene the tribunal. As we do according to the book. The Icelandic manual that we all go by here in Iceland.",1,spont,train train_spont_2141,I'll miss my wife until the day I die.,"You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave.",1,spont,train train_spont_2142,Your ice cream is melting in your hand. Do you want to eat it?,"If it's all melty I shouldn't have to pay for it, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_2143,Our first bites we delicious. We had several bites. I can't even remember the first one.,Would you like another chair for your friend here?,1,spont,train train_spont_2144,"Yeah, everybody knows you can't be on TV with big shoes. But you changed all that.",That's right. I made it my signature move. Having shoes on.,1,spont,train train_spont_2145,Why didn't you just leave the garage if no one was working?,I couldn't get my car out. Have you seen this barricade?,1,spont,train train_spont_2146,"Now, can you assure us that you have enough roast beef this time?","Sir, I'm glad you asked me that question. We have so much roast beef that the Beef Council called us and said, ""Are you sure you want to do this?""",1,spont,train train_spont_2147,I've built up an immunity to strychnine. I'll just take the whole jar if you don't mind.,"Oh, sure. Consider it your Christmas bonus from me.",1,spont,train train_spont_2148,"Captain, can I ask what these people have done to be surveilled on this long con that's going to last for years?","Here's the thing. Their chief exports is these doughnuts that have become sort a designer doughnuts that everyone loves. But these doughnuts, they do stuff to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_2149,"I'm sorry, I don't feel comfortable with my daughter sitting on your lap as she orders her food. It just doesn't seem right to me.",But my name's Sandra. I'm the friendliest waitress in all of Freeport.,1,spont,train train_spont_2150,"It doesn't matter what side of the tracks you're from. The left, the right, above them, you could be below them.",You could be made of tracks.,1,spont,train train_spont_2151,A woman can't be a sheriff.,"That's what I said, Dwayne. I mean, if people saw her walking around with the badge on they'd be like ""She's the sheriff?""",1,spont,train train_spont_2152,"Welcome to Science Food, I'm your host, Marco and right now we're going to make bacon and eggs, but it's going to be like a steam.",I thought about that steam every night when I went to sleep. It almost made me interested in science.,1,spont,train train_spont_2153,It's our fault she's live streaming the robbery because we didn't say no social media.,We should have made a rule. We should have planned this whole thing better.,1,spont,train train_spont_2154,"Oh my god, guys, they ordered a Poseidon's Delight.",Idiots. We're gonna fuck with those guys.,1,spont,train train_spont_2155,They don't give you a different title at the end of elementary school.,"Well, they give you a hard time for being taller than everyone else.",1,spont,train train_spont_2156,He's got to die.,"Okay, he will die. I will make it so nobody will know.",1,spont,train train_spont_2157,Your hands look like two horses with one too many legs each.,"Like four giraffes fused together, or two double giraffes.",1,spont,train train_spont_2158,"I just think that if something has vomit on it, then it should be disqualified.",What if it the kid has made mold of vomit and then someone vomits upon it because they see it and it's gross?,1,spont,train train_spont_2159,Well I'll just try to stay here and remember that I'm supposed to stay here. Just try to hypnotize myself with this map of the mall.,Oh look at that map. It's huge.,1,spont,train train_spont_2160,"Oh, pardon me, am I interrupting sport club?",You're not interrupting a thing. We were just clubbing the air with our sport clubs.,1,spont,train train_spont_2161,"Young lady, are you lost? You looking for a certain store?",I am. I've been looking everyone for The Boy's Store. And I can read.,1,spont,train train_spont_2162,"Dr. Hawaii, I'm so sorry, but there's a pig emergency.",A pig emergency? I'll go right away. Let me get my van.,1,spont,train train_spont_2163,I don't want anything because I have friendship and also I'm planning on bashing in your brains and eating your brains and getting my personality back.,You know what? That's what I want to. You deserve your personality back.,1,spont,train train_spont_2164,You're very rude. I'm your father. I'm gonna send you to an all girls military school.,You wouldn't dare.,1,spont,train train_spont_2165,One bag of cashews and one thousand pounds of fudge. We only sell it in blocks of a thousand pounds.,"Well, we're flying on Spirit, and I've only got the one bag. I can't take that much on a flight.",1,spont,train train_spont_2166,I'm gonna try to make something out of these PowerBars.,"And ration them please. I mean, it's our only food.",1,spont,train train_spont_2167,I'm sorry I'm late. What did I miss of the donut tour?,"Well, you missed the sprinkle section, which is where Felix works. Felix is my dad.",1,spont,train train_spont_2168,The only thing that makes me madder than having two port-o-potties instead of eight is hearing your dumb ass story about how it was lost.,"Well, I thought that giving you a story would help you understand why you do not have eight and that would help you lessen your anger towards me.",1,spont,train train_spont_2169,"So, you want to sacrifice someone that doesn't live here to the sea.","Yeah, a passing througher you might say. Not a townie.",1,spont,train train_spont_2170,"I feel like I don't know how to relate to people, so I watch what they do and then if I get to know their interests, I'll buy them a poster or something.",I know. You're really good at that. Sometimes it doesn't make any sense. I don't know why you gave me all of these Yoplait yogurt posters.,1,spont,train train_spont_2171,Robert's wallet is a very large wallet.,That's like a murse without the strap.,1,spont,train train_spont_2172,"So, you say you can't read, sir?","Yeah, I've just devoted my life to mimery, juggling, clowning and other sorts of activities.",1,spont,train train_spont_2173,Why are you sorry? For me being an idiot? For me not knowing stuff? For me not knowing deep cuts of country? Why are you sorry for what I did?,"I'm sorry for what I did. I looked past you and I see romance and I realized that's all I wanted to see. But, the truth is, Tina, I've always loved you. And seeing these two people here today, in love, it just reminded me of that. I know I see you every day, but they reminded me that I love you, Tina.",1,spont,train train_spont_2174,"So here's a cup of soup. The directions say: pull back top only slightly. Pour hot water into cup of soup up to fill line. Close lid, let sit for 30 seconds. Open lid. Avoid steam.","Oh, avoid the steam. Can I just tell you how many times I've had a dinner party and I've made soup incorrectly? I'll never make that mistake again thanks to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_2175,"I should mention they are drug testing today. In about, I don't know, five minutes.","Well, that's not going to be a problem because the shot you gave me was only juice. Juice is hardly a drug.",1,spont,train train_spont_2176,"Why wouldn't you spay your cat, Boingo. Don't you watch The Price is Right?","That's reckless. Like, 144 cats can come from like one cat. But, whatever. It's fine.",1,spont,train train_spont_2177,What kind of soup is that?,"It's a chimichurri. It's not really a soup, I guess.",1,spont,train train_spont_2178,"Our girls, I couldn't be more proud of them.","What we taught them, it's funny all those years I thought they weren't listing to us, but turns out they heard every word.",1,spont,train train_spont_2179,They're in step. This is a choice for the cockroach.,"And look, they're headed right to our front door.",1,spont,train train_spont_2180,"Liam and Megan, are you worried about the trouble in the hills?",I am. The hills. I can hear the pre noise of the hills before the hills start to rumble.,1,spont,train train_spont_2181,I should bring that up at the next church meeting. Free piercing would be a great way to get people in the door,I'm going to copyright that. That's my idea.,1,spont,train train_spont_2182,"Uh-oh, he's putting on the gloves. He's touching the poached egg.",I wouldn't throw this egg in Tina Turner's face!,1,spont,train train_spont_2183,"Oh, my back feels like it's on fire. What's happening to me?","Oh, you are very sweaty, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_2184,Are you scared because there's no electricity around your house? It's very dark?,"Yeah, that's what it is. And I can't turn on a fan or a toaster, even. I wanted some night toast. Can't have it. Also, the internet doesn't ever work here because of the government, I think.",1,spont,train train_spont_2185,"Settle down, stop rioting.","Everybody calm down your rioting, although I appreciate the enthusiasm.",1,spont,train train_spont_2186,Trying to figure out everything that burns is eventually how I died.,That's right. You went up in that wool fire.,1,spont,train train_spont_2187,"I've been sent to your time, present day I guess, to fix a wrinkle in time that has caused a rupture that has allowed a woman who's not in scripture at all to exist in the garden of Eden. There's a weird, messy, divorce-like situation.","This is very complex sounding, but it's right up my alley. I'm a scientist and I love time shit.",1,spont,train train_spont_2188,"Thomas, you have to eat something right now.",You should have a gogurt and one of my protein bars.,1,spont,train train_spont_2189,You also have a red cap on. It looks like a dwarf's hat.,"Yeah, it's unfortunate. I wish I would have thought about my outfit choice better before leaving the house. When I looked in the mirror, I thought I was looking pretty sharp, but now I realize it makes me look like a smurf.",1,spont,train train_spont_2190,You don't want to just ease into testing the wall?,"No, science is all about just leaping before you look.",1,spont,train train_spont_2191,That's an interesting bell you have on your door. Are you guys open?,"Of course, it's during business hours.",1,spont,train train_spont_2192,Let me confer with my brother again in our secret twin language.,OK. I don't like hearing you talk like that though. It always creeps me out.,1,spont,train train_spont_2193,It's getting really hot.,"I wish I would have brought water. I thought we would just have some on the way out. Honestly, I thought this was going to be a snap.",1,spont,train train_spont_2194,"Well, I got all the bags.","It's about time. Look, you're a good kid. And I think you're doing a pretty good job. But you just seem overwhelmed.",1,spont,train train_spont_2195,"I still love you, but in a different way now.",In a way that you don't want to eat me a cut me up anymore?,1,spont,train train_spont_2196,"Well let's look at the label. It says ""use once daily.""","It's a suggestion. It's the same as ""use as needed.""",1,spont,train train_spont_2197,They can't walk in a straight line anymore. They're useless.,They can't walk at all!,1,spont,train train_spont_2198,"I thought you were asking me to do my yo yo trick called The Prayer. Get us through this one, get us up it and down it. Get us left and around it. Amen",Amen. That's a beautiful actor's prayer. I haven't heard it before and will surely remember it.,1,spont,train train_spont_2199,I feel as if I'm forgetting more and more things.,"Well, that's why you need a nice break to walk around this open space full of stores.",1,spont,train train_spont_2200,I've misspoken. I've never mistaken Tom Hanks for Collin Hank.,"Never, never in your whole life have you made that mistake.",1,spont,train train_spont_2201,"Oh, I'm supposed to go to this funeral. I was going to be the guy who sings the funeral song.","Oh, that's important. A lot of people say a soul can't move on until that song's been sung.",1,spont,train train_spont_2202,"Look, at the tube that is descending into the lake. Then the water is ascending through the tube.","You say stalactite, I say stalagmite.",1,spont,train train_spont_2203,My inhaler is beautiful.,It really is and it's so well spoken.,1,spont,train train_spont_2204,"We want 7,000 copies of the comic book. We believe in you.",This is enough books for the entire state.,1,spont,train train_spont_2205,I have all these glittery keys. What do you say we let these little devils out.,Why don't we start with this John Wayne Gacy puppet? He's kind of cute.,1,spont,train train_spont_2206,"Listen, if you win the middle, what song are they going to sing if they can't sing the Russian National Anthem?","That's the great thing part, you get to choose.",1,spont,train train_spont_2207,I'm in. All in. But you must know I'm cut out of every episode of Shark Tank.,"Yeah, I know. You're all the way to the right in the dark. I've never seen an English person on this show.",1,spont,train train_spont_2208,I like your half face mask.,"Oh, tank you. I'm just doing a phantom thing. There's nothing wrong with my face. It helps people know who I am.",1,spont,train train_spont_2209,You can't pay an exterminator in telling him how you do your chores on the chore wheel.,What I'm saying is I don't contribute to the ant problem.,1,spont,train train_spont_2210,"Hey, excuse me. Are you the person who left your egg salad sandwich unattended?","Yeah, but I cracked the window so it wouldn't overheat.",1,spont,train train_spont_2211,"So, your first name isn't Humble?",You thought my full name was Humble Blimpsman and I happen to be a blimpsman?,1,spont,train train_spont_2212,The force of earth is too strong for the force of wind.,"But, the wind is blowing my own dirt in my eyes. I can't see.",1,spont,train train_spont_2213,"This is Houston, we have a call from you from Earth.","If it's my daughter, could you just tell her I'm really busy collecting samples? I don't want to talk to her.",1,spont,train train_spont_2214,This feels like Peter Pan.,That's right. Believe you can fly with your new wings.,1,spont,train train_spont_2215,"You're not going to be frolicking on the moon for very long. A couple minutes, because we're going to run out of air if we stay here any longer.","So what's a couple minutes, you know? Some people spend their whole lives and they don't do a thing. We can spend the rest of our lives, a minute or whatever it may be, living to our full potential.",1,spont,train train_spont_2216,Do you sell any sort of earplugs so we can protect ourselves from the sample siren?,"Well, here, let me crumple up these little trays and stick them in your ears.",1,spont,train train_spont_2217,So you got better at your games as you went along.,I've been at it for a little while. My name didn't start as Guy.,1,spont,train train_spont_2218,Now it's just you and your brother right?,"That is, until I found out today that I had a sister, and my sister is screen actress and movie star Dakota Fanning.",1,spont,train train_spont_2219,"So, there's nothing Houstonian about this steak house?","I mean, you're in Houston. There's that correlation.",1,spont,train train_spont_2220,"That show not appropriate for our kind. I mean, Seinfeld, I can get behind. Friends, no problem. The 8 o'clock news, of course.","Well, Seinfeld's full of Jews and Friends is full of young people who are single. Why can't I watch and a gay and a straight sitcom like Will & Grace?",1,spont,train train_spont_2221,"Hey Norman, can you hear that guy in the bathroom?","Yeah, I don't know what he's doing in the poor bathroom. He's sitting with the rich people.",1,spont,train train_spont_2222,"All right, it's almost it's almost airtime. So here's the thing, team. Here's what we're going to do today. Of course, Catalina's gonna do one of ambush makeovers.","Yes, I have the ambush all planned. We have two gentlemen that don't know what they're coming in for.",1,spont,train train_spont_2223,I know Chief Logger from the res. Everyone knows her.,"She's the first female chief of a tribe, head logger, and den mother to the stars.",1,spont,train train_spont_2224,Congratulations on the hand maids teaching you what slavery was.,"It's like, now I get it. Those were good lessons. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2225,"No, last time I made a large sum of money I threw it all into a mall fountain.",When you told me you were going to do that I thought it was an empty threat.,1,spont,train train_spont_2226,"Of course it'll appear as all one word, you can't have broken up words.","You can't put spaces in your Twitter handle, I've tried. I mean you could underscore.",1,spont,train train_spont_2227,"It's 8 o'clock at night, so it's really not the best time to make you an English breakfast, but I'll do it for you, love.","You did offer it. But OK, I'll have and English dinner instead. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2228,I'm a lion. I can't spell.,I wish you were a lion in the sack.,1,spont,train train_spont_2229,"Oh, hi, Sally.",That's boss man Sally to you.,1,spont,train train_spont_2230,"Ma'am, you look just like my janitor.","What's that, little Suzy?",1,spont,train train_spont_2231,If you could show my mom some compassion and love it would maybe take away some of the sting of the horrible thing I just did to her by casting her out of my life when all she did was love and support me.,"That's pretty shitty. I would love to invite this enchanting woman to move in with me in my mansion dumpster. It's got seven lids, 14 compartments, 80 handles.",1,spont,train train_spont_2232,"Wait, wait. Let's spin the positive. That will help pass time, too.","I'm telling you, you need to write a book, man. You need to write an inspirational quote book because you're just so positive all of the time, Pinky.",1,spont,train train_spont_2233,They're here now. Let's just go for it.,But we just walked out of the room.,1,spont,train train_spont_2234,We all can hear the jokes.,It's like he's at an open mic.,1,spont,train train_spont_2235,"This is a celebration that's going on out there. I think a funeral, and I don't know what else. People are wearing costumes from the Neverending Story.",It's a Neverending Story-themed wedding.,1,spont,train train_spont_2236,Cheryl. Did you get my check?,"I didn't, and if I had I probably wouldn't have stolen the car.",1,spont,train train_spont_2237,Have you ever been bit at one of those snake churches?,There was one time I was bit in the face. That's something you really don't want to relive.,1,spont,train train_spont_2238,I don't curse. I'm a Christian.,"I'm a Christian. God invented words. Fuck, shit, balls.",1,spont,train train_spont_2239,"Guys, one minute until curtain. Thank you curtain.","I'm in the audience, does that mean I have to do something?",1,spont,train train_spont_2240,"I got lots of scars because, you know, knife fights and other things. And I got a jangly eye so it can look anywhere you need it to look. So I think that's exciting to draw.","Under normal circumstances, yes. Actually, all the hideous disfigurements that you have received or inflicted upon yourself would be a bonus because it's just more to draw. However, you did show up to the interview nude.",1,spont,train train_spont_2241,"Alright, just keep this ticket on your windshield and you're free to drive into the park. Oh, it's just you and a dummy in your car?","That's right. It's Michael Jackson, the ventriloquist dummy made out of mummies.",1,spont,train train_spont_2242,We'll take all the drinks you have and a couple of bags of urine if you have that too.,"Oh, there's plenty of urine. People leave urine behind in the hall like crazy. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2243,"Again, she used to work here. But it's just a coincidence that her name is Kay. She did not found Kay Jewelers.","So there was just a Kay working at Kay Jewelers who got fired for not being able to read, and that Kay is now working next door selling pianos. Right?",1,spont,train train_spont_2244,It's weird that the dancing ban has lasted since 1987.,So many things have happened since then. For us to still not be able to dance is a travesty.,1,spont,train train_spont_2245,What if I put you in the Bruce the Shark Costume today?,"I would love to be Bruce the shark, but who's going to play Tron?",1,spont,train train_spont_2246,"The two of us, we just eat it. The pizza. We split it together.",I eat the cheese and he eats the crust.,1,spont,train train_spont_2247,"I know, dad. You're my boss though, and I respect that.","Yes. Father first, boss second, mailman third.",1,spont,train train_spont_2248,"Mr. Wallace, where is everyone? Nobody's here.",I sent them out on an expedition to go collect ice. I haven't seen them since.,1,spont,train train_spont_2249,Please hurry. Your lighthouse is the only thing that I could see in the darkness and I'm trying to get away from Ted.,OK. It's open. Now we just have to walk up about 100 God damn stairs.,1,spont,train train_spont_2250,We don't do things the same way here in Malibu as the do in other places.,I understand. You guys have an entire room just for outdoor shoes. I'm not used to that at all.,1,spont,train train_spont_2251,What sassy little daughter of Eve you are.,"Yeah, I think you mean daughter of Aslan. I'm Aslan's daughter.",1,spont,train train_spont_2252,"Doris, you gotta have a party. It's your birthday.",I guess we could do an office party here at work.,1,spont,train train_spont_2253,Your children have a very special anniversary gift for you.,"Oh, the apples of my eye. What do you have for Mommy?",1,spont,train train_spont_2254,"I'm standing here in my wine tasting overalls. I'm just a man with a Gypsie curse, looking at his ex-wife and asking that ex-wife to love him.","John, I'm getting so emotional. I've been waiting for you to say something like this to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_2255,"This lion over here intrigues and concerns me. June, why don't you go up to him and give him one of your patented June Mane Rubs? That'll get him talking. ",All right. Thank you for suggesting the only thing I'm really good at.,1,spont,train train_spont_2256,"Look, there's robots in this town, right?",I know. I think the parents who adopted me are robots.,1,spont,train train_spont_2257,"Mr. Houston, I need you to come quick. Richard is about to go.",You let him go. He knows what he did wrong.,1,spont,train train_spont_2258,I've been watching Passion. The NBC soap opera where there's vampires for some reasons.,Passions. It's plural. It's more than just the one passion.,1,spont,train train_spont_2259,Did you see how normal I acted? I asked about the continental breakfast or lunch. I made small talk.,I know you did. You've always been so good to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_2260,They're out there.,"I can hear them right now, yeah.",1,spont,train train_spont_2261,Things seem to be going OK except for the getting up early.,"Yeah, that and the guy that's still in surgery.",1,spont,train train_spont_2262,"Wait a minute, the factory is actively looking to break the record for most accidents?",The manager comes around just putting cooking oil on the floor.,1,spont,train train_spont_2263,"Management would love to hear ""Crazy Train"" by Ozzie Osbourne.","I'll write a train song. ""Look at the train. It's crazy....play ball!""",1,spont,train train_spont_2264,"I feel so terrible about his soul. Maybe he didn't have a pure soul, so there's nothing that needs to get out of his body then.","Jeanine, what a rude thing to say at Roberto's funeral.",1,spont,train train_spont_2265,"Claptrap can't do nothing right. I can't do nothing right, can I? My whole life all I tried to do was do right. And I can't do nothing right.","You named yourself, right? And you raised yourself. You killed a zombie. You saved someone's life.",1,spont,train train_spont_2266,We could always tell people that the painting is a big photo.,That's good thinking Granda. That's what pictures were before the camera was invented.,1,spont,train train_spont_2267,"Oh, wow, I'm doing it. I'm flying! Bye.","Bye! Oh, oh no. She hit the ceiling.",1,spont,train train_spont_2268,At some point are you going to sell us seeds?,You don't need seeds trust me. While you were here a tornado came and flattened you whole lot.,1,spont,train train_spont_2269,"Daddy, the best things in life aren't always baked.","Son, you're so right. Here, have a boiled bagel.",1,spont,train train_spont_2270,Was your friend in the Air Force by any chance?,"He was, do you know Dick Hole or I should ask, DID you know Dick Hole?",1,spont,train train_spont_2271,"Look, if we don't put this play on properly to the to the light of all of the faculty, David can't graduate.","Yeah, it's like a senior thesis. But in play format.",1,spont,train train_spont_2272,"You don't think he's given up on jazz, do you?","Trumpet Davis, the legendary Jazz guy? I don't know if he ever could.",1,spont,train train_spont_2273,"Well, you never took any interest in my interests did you? You know I had a weekly video game playing group and you never even showed up once.",Because that was your thing and I wanted my own thing. I think it's OK that we had separate things.,1,spont,train train_spont_2274,"I've been performing here for 15 years, but I'm not a day over 25.",That's right. She was performing here when she was a child.,1,spont,train train_spont_2275,Her hair is like Crystal Gayle length corn rows. You can hear her coming from a mile away.,"Clack, clack, clack! Oh, Monique's here.",1,spont,train train_spont_2276,What's that magazine that's in the backseat?,"Well, it allows me to win sports games and the like. Some call it an almanac.",1,spont,train train_spont_2277,Glasses? Don't you like when life is a bit of a mystery?,"Yeah, but I want to be able to read street signs when I drive. It's kind of the point of my job.",1,spont,train train_spont_2278,"I continued the affair, that's on me.","Oh i see, that was unwise wasn't it?",1,spont,train train_spont_2279,"Dad, I know you thought that you'd never hear from me again after I left.",You thought you was too good for the Piano family.,1,spont,train train_spont_2280,I saw your mom at Sam's Club the other day.,"Well, you saw me here, too. You've brought a gentleman home?",1,spont,train train_spont_2281,We came to rent Weekend at Bernie's.,We don't have that anymore. Someone did not bring it back.,1,spont,train train_spont_2282,I don't like the looks of this place. It looks too old. You know I like modern things.,"Yes, you're always going off about modern things. You refuse to eat leftovers.",1,spont,train train_spont_2283,"I know, and there's a reason why I took you here for your first family vacation. You're my little girl. I love you. Daddy loves you. He couldn't be here, but he loves you. I wanted to give you some culture. I wanted you to walk among the wine heads.",Good idea. There sure are a lot of wine heads here. And I hate the French. You guys suck.,1,spont,train train_spont_2284,We gotta hold the house at least another 46 hours.,"We can move you in the performance order, but holding the house isn't an option.",1,spont,train train_spont_2285,You have to come with us. It's policy. It's legal stuff.,"Yeah, lots of kids get molested in underwear stores. You've got to have a parent or guardian. They gave us a cartoon at school, so we understand it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2286,"OK. I'll go in and be manager today, but only because I used to sleep with your wife.",I appreciate that by the way. Thank you for your service.,1,spont,train train_spont_2287,"Why did you train the kitchen tapeworm, anyway?","I was first so surprised that he responded to commands, and then I just wanted to see how far her could take it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2288,Mr. LaCroix is climbing up the ladder.,I don't look down. I have a fear of heights.,1,spont,train train_spont_2289,"Hello, I'm James Patterson.","I love your work, and I hate my husband. Do you want to go on vacation with us?",1,spont,train train_spont_2290,It's so lovely to know you know a class British rhyme.,"Are you kidding, there was a movie about it, we all watched it. My Fair Lady, I think.",1,spont,train train_spont_2291,"Oh, no. Father. You've returned?","Well, I did but under terms of duress. I need to talk to you about that copper coin you keep that I gave you from long ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_2292,"Well, Clark's turned that around. He was a sore loser and now he's really come to life.",I know. I wish the cameras were turned on because this really doesn't really help anyone when they can't see his new side.,1,spont,train train_spont_2293,We could wait the three years to deposit the check or we could cash that check right away and really screw him over.,"But, the date is for three years from now.",1,spont,train train_spont_2294,You're so small I couldn't tell you were woman. I just saw a tiny little person in a fur coat.,I could tell by those big birthing hips you have.,1,spont,train train_spont_2295,"You know, Arlene, I always had kind of a crush on you in high school.","You know what, after you did that piece, I was all in.",1,spont,train train_spont_2296,"We like to work together, the two of us, we find we have a good sweeping and moping system, I Windex and he catches whatever falls.","Jebodiah, Rhonda, what are you telling me? You're in love with each other? ",1,spont,train train_spont_2297,"Hey, Melissa, where did that guy come from out there?","OK. This is going to sound crazy nut balls, but when I transported to New Orleans, that man in the crisp white suit was standing there.",1,spont,train train_spont_2298,I feel like I did a terrible job managing this team.,We had so much faith because you were the big city guy and you promised us good business.,1,spont,train train_spont_2299,It's getting cold up here.,"Yeah, I don't think we have very much air left.",1,spont,train train_spont_2300,"This dentist office has a dress code, so if the patient doesn't have a mane, we'll give them a fake one to put on.","You know, nobody did anything to me as I walked in, so I thought I was up to code right away.",1,spont,train train_spont_2301,"Well, but, it's what I love the most. These secrets. I don't want to give those up.","Yeah, but you're dead. You might as well give up your secrets.",1,spont,train train_spont_2302,"Well, another round of Jagers for y'all? These are on the house.","OK, Bernice. Another round sounds great.",1,spont,train train_spont_2303,"Why do I come up with ideas if every time I say something you're automatically like ""Go fuck yourself, Gaston?""","Gaston, you are right again and I apologize for being so closed minded.",1,spont,train train_spont_2304,Almonds are a blood nut.,Please don't say blood nut without consent.,1,spont,train train_spont_2305,"You just keep putting the word ""website"" into the search bar. I don't know if that's gonna help.","Oh, that made perfect sense to me. But I've never used the internet before.",1,spont,train train_spont_2306,"Liam, they said there's not going to be a war. What do you think of that?",This is wonderful news because I was afraid of getting shot in the face or the arm or the leg or the abdomen.,1,spont,train train_spont_2307,"Excuse me, Paul. I think somebody spilled hot chocolate on my seat because the back of my cloud is cloudier than the front.",Are you 100% sure it's not diarrhea?,1,spont,train train_spont_2308,"Oh, shit, I fell asleep on the plane.","Sir, your snoring has woken several people up, including yourself.",1,spont,train train_spont_2309,"Hey man, Buffett's here.","Hey dudes, how ya doing? Is everybody sunburnt and drunk? That's the way we do it here.",1,spont,train train_spont_2310,"What do you want me to do about it, babe? You want me to beat him up? Would that get you hot?","It might give me some solace, because it's been really upsetting.",1,spont,train train_spont_2311,"And I still don't know. Anyway, this is cool. Hello everyone!","Hello, local beefcake.",1,spont,train train_spont_2312,"It's OK, Curtis. You're working so hard. You can't be asked to remember our daughter's name or how to keep time.",I feel as if I'm forgetting more and more things.,1,spont,train train_spont_2313,"Well, sea glass is a naturally occurring phenomenon and it's pretty. What you're collecting is just litter.",And then you're putting it in a water bottle. That's full of water.,1,spont,train train_spont_2314,"By the way, you two look cute together.","Yes, we're very welcoming of you. That's what makes us new. Italians welcome gay people.",1,spont,train train_spont_2315,"So, re-icing is a thing? Because I've never heard of that before.",You've heard of de-icing. How do you think it gets ice in the first place.,1,spont,train train_spont_2316,"Maybe it's time to move on. Maybe you don't want at Baskin Robins. You don't seem to have any supervision here, and you kicked everyone out of the store and locked the door.","Oh, yeah. I'm the regional manager. I've been here three years, did you think I didn't move up the ladder?",1,spont,train train_spont_2317,"Well, craziness is what you get for flying Southwest on Christmas Day of all days.","Yeah, right. I just want to get home to see my family, you know. I left too late. Now, here I am, flying on Christmas Day.",1,spont,train train_spont_2318,"Hey, Murnice, let me hold you. Do you love me or do you love my freckles?","I love rock n roll, so I guess that means I love you.",1,spont,train train_spont_2319,"Has anybody seen Sandy? You know, I was her body double and I just can't wait to see Sandy.","Oh, right, your name is Tanya.",1,spont,train train_spont_2320,I'm not that white. We're not Patriots white.,It's not an indictment. We chose you guys because you're the whitest people we could find.,1,spont,train train_spont_2321,Those two teens are just drinking lots of blood. They almost spat it on each other. That was going to be cool.,"Oh, I've heard of them. The Satan teens.",1,spont,train train_spont_2322,"Yes, I'm the one holding the grudges. I don't get it either.",I feel like you seem like an unreliable narrator.,1,spont,train train_spont_2323,"Hey, what are you doing with that pillow?","Oh, I'm just going to make sure you're nice and comfy. I'm the murder of land.",1,spont,train train_spont_2324,We're having a problem at the firehouse. None of us can remember how we got to the upper levels of the firehouse. We can only remember when we go down. This is probably something that happens in the workplace.,"Yeah, actually, it does. You know, I tried to be a fireguy one time. That might have been the main problem, that I kept calling it fireguys.",1,spont,train train_spont_2325,"This is the worst mistake I've ever made, trying to leave.","Catarina, we want to take you back into the family. And we also want you to always remember this and what you did and how bad it made everyone feel. That is what family is all about.",1,spont,train train_spont_2326,"This culture and death. We are just too, we are behind the times. We are so afraid to talk about it. Just accept it, we're all gonna die.",Yeah. My husband's dead. I'm honest about it. My husband died very recently.,1,spont,train train_spont_2327,I've decided to come down and live in the squalor and horrificness with the rest of you.,Ok I mean no offense but that seems dumb I thought you were going to say we could live in the tower with you.,1,spont,train train_spont_2328,"They've never been outside of their house in Malibu before, Tiptop.","Oh, welcome to Van Nuys. It's quite a wonderful place. I'm sure you'll agree.",1,spont,train train_spont_2329,Oh there's a lot of choices.,"I see they have a bucket. It's a sundry bucket. There's crabs, and potatoes, and a crab or two. It's like a clam bake but in a restaurant.",1,spont,train train_spont_2330,You've just been hanging out at Build-a-Bear for hours pretending to work?,"I watch the conversations and that way, when I come back and tell you about the work, it's true. I've lied to you the least amount that I possibly could, Pat.",1,spont,train train_spont_2331,"Kids, the reason I sent you here is because I wanted you to spend some time with my second husband.",Are you our real dad? Can we just cut to the Chevy Chase?,1,spont,train train_spont_2332,"Man, you're too good for this place. Like, you actually have talent. You need to get out of this Joe's Crab's Shack.",But I like fucking around here with you guys.,1,spont,train train_spont_2333,"Aww, Grandpa, c'mon. How'd you get out of your home?","I walked out the front door, I guess. I do it all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_2334,"This is London, of course in New York, everyone scams everybody, but this is London.","We can't get New York'd in London, it's true.",1,spont,train train_spont_2335,You puppets are either going to die on a flag pole or going back to being a puppet.,We're either going to be sent in puppets that die on a flag pole or we're going to live out all eternity in a glass box.,1,spont,train train_spont_2336,"Oh my god, get out of here, hobo. You and your Prius.",You guys are mean. Figures you're Tesla snobs.,1,spont,train train_spont_2337,"Last Blockbuster? Daddy-master, why didn't you tell us this before?",How are we going to trust you again? You withheld this information from us.,1,spont,train train_spont_2338,You touched everything .Your fingerprints are all over the stole painting.,That's why I always wear opera gloves. So that can't happen to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_2339,You do all the hiring? I didn't see you when you applied.,"I've been working here since I was 14. I wasn't hired at the time, I just started working here. As a matter of fact I've never been hired, they just can't get rid of me.",1,spont,train train_spont_2340,"Iris, don't you know how to pluralize words?","I can read super fast, it doesn't mean that I can talk super fast.",1,spont,train train_spont_2341,"We have a lonely astronaut, sir. And because of that some of the food is being depleted.","They're going to die up there, sir. If we don't move them back here to Earth, they're going to die.",1,spont,train train_spont_2342,"Well, Dr. Phil, the piece of snack is out and you've made aviation history by landing that plane.",I didn't think we were going to after I dumped all the fuel.,1,spont,train train_spont_2343,Everyone from the Hudson river valley is here tonight.,All the fire exits are packed with townsfolk.,1,spont,train train_spont_2344,"Sandra, Cold Storage Kids - can I ask, what is it that you want with human beings? What are you going to do to planet Earth??",To eat flesh and drink blood.,1,spont,train train_spont_2345,"We have eight pieces of lumber, he has, like, twenty.",There should be a limit. Like a checkout line. Like an express lane.,1,spont,train train_spont_2346,"Honey, have you been telling people that I'm not doing crimes when they ask about crimes?",I rushed home as quickly as I could. I have been telling people that you're not doing crimes because you are doing crimes. It's against the law to do crimes.,1,spont,train train_spont_2347,So it was you who spilled the spaghetti noodles on the floor? I think I owe the boys an apologize.,You own them apologizes for that and at least a few dozen other things that I did.,1,spont,train train_spont_2348,"I've never seen you around this bar before, where are you from?",I've only been here a couple weeks. I'm from the country. The country called Country.,1,spont,train train_spont_2349,"To be honest, I just, after Antonio, I don't know. I've never let my heart back open.",I haven't opened my heart back up since the divorce.,1,spont,train train_spont_2350,"I didn't know you were writing again, Paul.","Oh, yes. I've been spending a lot of time by myself writing long hand.",1,spont,train train_spont_2351,Let me put it in my 4-track and see what happens. Thank god I have one of these.,"Oh, Mr. Madison, he means well, but he keeps giving us things that we're not able to use.",1,spont,train train_spont_2352,"Oh, yeah. Last year I lost two toes to frostbite.","Really, and the umbrella's going to help you?",1,spont,train train_spont_2353,There's a statue in town with a giant hand. Shall we cut it off and scoop the snake up with that?,"Oh, yes. The great hand? I'm not sure what's great about it, but I do know what you're talking about.",1,spont,train train_spont_2354,"Doug is ten, a feisty lad and he doesn't care for rules or teachers and their dirty looks. He's the kind that will throw an egg on the carpet.","Oh, I throw eggs on the carpet at my own house. It helps me relieve stress. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2355,Let me whip you up something.,How are you cooking just on the tray table of the bus?,1,spont,train train_spont_2356,I'm hurling my stapler at you. Get the hell out of my office.,"Oh no, the stapler went in my eye.",1,spont,train train_spont_2357,"I want to warn you, it's a little bit of a lonely hobby.","Yeah, it's just the two of us. Frank and myself.",1,spont,train train_spont_2358,I can't help that my hair is healthy because I refuse to perm it.,You're missing out because that smell is to die for.,1,spont,train train_spont_2359,I'm waiting here for a lover-turned-friend. A friend-turned-lover.,"Oh, well that's none of my business. I'll just be on my way.",1,spont,train train_spont_2360,"He's not trying to start trouble, we're just looking for North Street.",We have a therapy session.,1,spont,train train_spont_2361,"First, I have to ask you if you're a cop.","Yes, I am. Is that a problem?",1,spont,train train_spont_2362,"Ana, these are the remains of Rubber Band, our family pet.","Oh, that just looks like a giant tapeworm to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_2363,"Hi, I need some Tampax tampons.","This is Home Depot, young lady. We don't sell feminine hygiene products. We have many different kinds of absorbent cloths for you, but that's not my department.",1,spont,train train_spont_2364,"Here's what I want you to do. I want you guys to stop talking to each other and just communicate through your daughter, especially if you have sexual stuff to say.","Alright, I'm up for it if you are. It sounds kind of weird, but I'll try anything.",1,spont,train train_spont_2365,"It may surprise you all to know that years ago I met The Great One, Bob Hope.",Richard Gere is the great one. He's great with a capital G.,1,spont,train train_spont_2366,"You'll probably make the hotel more posh, probably give real bread to eat instead of wrapping food in newspapers.","I might. I'm so sorry, it's true. And I'd definitely get rid of the ghastly wallpaper.",1,spont,train train_spont_2367,"We want your friendship, so that we have access to your privilege.","Right, the fact that we're even in a line is amazing.",1,spont,train train_spont_2368,I just had a heart attack.,"I'm gonna go over there because I don't want to be around if something chargeable happens to you. So, uh, call 911 if you need it. And if you don't, congratulations.",1,spont,train train_spont_2369,I wonder if we can decipher the strange characters on this map and find the adventure we're looking for.,Surely all of us are anti socialized and friendless enough that we can absolutely decipher the map.,1,spont,train train_spont_2370,What if the person says they don't know how much they have to spend on books? What do I do then?,"That's a good what if. I guess we gotta ask some follow-up questions like ""Hey, can you afford like a pack of straws to have in your home?"" You know, feel out what kinda money they might have.",1,spont,train train_spont_2371,"Hey, hang on there fella. This is my corner. I'm the only prostitute working here.","Who are you calling fella, you big ape?",1,spont,train train_spont_2372,You're right. I think I read about this once. Man can become beast. Babies can become men.,"Yeah, the baby man is supposed to be in this region somewhere. Nobody's found the tomb.",1,spont,train train_spont_2373,They gave you an explanation when you came into hell?,"Yeah, the guy behind me went to hell because he's Jewish and he ate marshmallows.",1,spont,train train_spont_2374,Can we eat that? I'm asking the person with the gun.,"Go ahead. I didn't mean the whole restaurant captive. In fact, I've gotten what I need, so I probably should be scooting out of here.",1,spont,train train_spont_2375,"Listen, the salesman is going to be getting on this train to go get married.","So, he'll be stepping up onto the train and he'll be riding it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2376,"So, even though the wolves were attacking you, you were somehow were cognizant that two hamsters were nibbling on your shoes.","Yeah, because, I don't see color or, like, class or status. I always look out for the little guy, and that's when I discovered them. So anyway, I made them become friends. I'm basically a scientist now.",1,spont,train train_spont_2377,You're going to keep all of my photos?,That's the way the contest works. We have to keep all of the photos for the next 20 years.,1,spont,train train_spont_2378,Look at you in that dress. It's not age appropriate.,"Hey, it's a new society. There's no rules anymore.",1,spont,train train_spont_2379,I like to be helpful because it's my job.,"Yeah, nobody can ever get fired for being helpful.",1,spont,train train_spont_2380,"Well, Evelyn, there is hope for you. All you have to do is marry into the Orzaball family.","Yes, and hope that your murderous rage doesn't have you killing everyone you know.",1,spont,train train_spont_2381,"You're blaming us for seeing a rat, but you're the one that has rats at your fair.",You probably brought that rat from Prior Lake.,1,spont,train train_spont_2382,Come look at my Duke's of Hazard bumper stickers.,"Oh, I love these. They say ""Daisy Dukes, don't ride so close to me"".",1,spont,train train_spont_2383,The first counterfeit character impersonator we had at Universal Studios was Fatty Arbuckle.,That was back when this was just an orange grove that people would tour.,1,spont,train train_spont_2384,The fourth cat's name is light sack.,That was what I nicknamed my second husband.,1,spont,train train_spont_2385,Do you play Jackpot King?,"Yes, I need you to give me some chips or whatever. First, we need to be friends on Facebook.",1,spont,train train_spont_2386,I know the organ let us down last year during the playoffs.,I don't look at it that way. It's not the organs fault.,1,spont,train train_spont_2387,"Peggy, you said you thought going to Death Valley was a great idea and that it would be a wonderful place to celebrate our love.",I just wanted you to marry me.,1,spont,train train_spont_2388,I like your shoes.,They're not for sale.,1,spont,train train_spont_2389,"Craig, I like this new voice modulation you're using. Bring that to the train station when it's time for the mission.","Thank you, that was part of my initial plan.",1,spont,train train_spont_2390,We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before.,We should have thought of that before we moved to this stupid place. This place is the problem.,1,spont,train train_spont_2391,Does anybody know how to pick locks?,"I mean, I know how to pick locks because I used to be a criminal.",1,spont,train train_spont_2392,"It seems we have agreed to be an Abba tribute band, but change the lyrics to be highly personal about ourselves.","Yes, the lyrics would be about ourselves or specifically about our heads. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2393,"Oh no, I have the movie tucked away in my skirts.",So you still have Amile. Do you still have Last Action Hero?,1,spont,train train_spont_2394,"Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner.","Yeah, I've been putting in extra hours at The Forum.",1,spont,train train_spont_2395,I've never had an umbrella.,Can I be honest? I don't know what one looks like.,1,spont,train train_spont_2396,Do you love us to put a bathroom in that god damn panic room?,The bucket was gonna get pretty full.,1,spont,train train_spont_2397,"I noticed them flying, but thought what was really distinctive about these kids is their enthusiasm.",I was definitely struck by their flying ability. I haven't seen that before.,1,spont,train train_spont_2398,"Can you turn me up in the headphone, Nathan?","I'm sorry, Jonathan, I was just looking at a text.",1,spont,train train_spont_2399,Do you have a roll of film or a memory card with your photos?,"Yes, I have a roll of film. Let me rummage through my purse. Oh, sorry, there's a pair of underwear.",1,spont,train train_spont_2400,What are you in the market for? Is it an engagement ring? Is it a tennis bracelet?,"Well, that depends. Do you have to know how to play tennis to wear a tennis bracelet?",1,spont,train train_spont_2401,I think we overstepped out bounds. These guys are celebrities.,I think we understepped our bounds. I think we should barge in there and talk to Scarcrest and we find out what's going on.,1,spont,train train_spont_2402,You should have just told your daughter that the internet is only for the army and the phone company.,"I tried that, but at school she was told differently. Boy, they tell them everything at school.",1,spont,train train_spont_2403,"Thanks so much for having me. I'm so glad I won the lottery, where I get to attend a celebrities funeral.","Well, certainly. We're glad to have you here. This is your program and you'll sit in the front row with the family.",1,spont,train train_spont_2404,"How is anything going to go to charity when all 7,000 copies of Aid Man are now stolen.",Why are those bags with the dollar signs looking bulgy and much larger than they were before?,1,spont,train train_spont_2405,Did he mention any footnotes?,It seemed like he was speaking in italics a couple times.,1,spont,train train_spont_2406,That explains all the turkey basters in mom's bedroom.,They were anniversary gifts. I thought she collected them. I got her one from all fifty states.,1,spont,train train_spont_2407,"Cynthia, your horse is here! Who is riding on it?",It's another horse! It's your talking horse friend.,1,spont,train train_spont_2408,"You know what, Hillary? I'm a little hungry myself.",It's true. The smell of my molten flesh mixed with the barbecue sauce on your hat is really working up an appetite.,1,spont,train train_spont_2409,You like my shirt? It's called the Soakmaster.,Can I be honest with you? I don't like it. You seem to be absorbing a lot of the water in the park.,1,spont,train train_spont_2410,"I'm new to the family. So this song will be new to me, but I'll try to keep up.","If you get it wrong, we'll kick you out.",1,spont,train train_spont_2411,Your terrarium is here.,"OK, thanks. Just put it, uh, by the fireplace.",1,spont,train train_spont_2412,"Mrs. Polly, I'm very sorry, I was unable to get the twitter handle that you wanted. Someone already has @JeggyPopo",I'm hurling my stapler at you. Get the hell out of my office.,1,spont,train train_spont_2413,"Well, I think we learned a real good lesson here.","If you stumble blind and fall into situations, sometimes that situation can be a big suitcase full of money.",1,spont,train train_spont_2414,"Darling, he's made it clear his pride prevents him from skipping the line.","It's true, he is trying to set an example for his daughter.",1,spont,train train_spont_2415,"I don't think you understand, Trista. This puppet is never going back in that box.","Yeah, it's a symbol of hate and it doesn't belong in a museum.",1,spont,train train_spont_2416,"Aww, I can't get enough. It's so good, Chef Pierre.","Oh, Terry. It's my first day and I've already found a favorite student, haven't I? I'm gonna kiss ya in my mind.",1,spont,train train_spont_2417,"He's not trying to start trouble, we're just looking for North Street.","Newsflash, there ain't no North Street in Philly. There ain't no East Street, no West Street, there's only South Street.",1,spont,train train_spont_2418,"Sir, did you have fun on the maze?","Why, yes I did. I feel like I've almost relived this moment before.",1,spont,train train_spont_2419,The dolphins are here! Grab onto a dolphin!,I'm grabbing onto one. He's slippery!,1,spont,train train_spont_2420,That's my kid up there.,Could you put your shadow down? I can't see the shade.,1,spont,train train_spont_2421,Why don't we open all the walls and let everyone out.,"Yeah, we tried. We gave this labyrinth our best effort.",1,spont,train train_spont_2422,"They want to know if this is North Street or South Street, and this is obviously South Street, which is also my corner.","Yeah, and we're trying to work here. Scram.",1,spont,train train_spont_2423,Everything that you took from me all those years ago goes back to me.,"It's true. Mr. Tummy visited yesterday and he said to put him in our will. We were laughing and I had had a Zima, so I put him in the will.",1,spont,train train_spont_2424,The mosquitoes here in Miami are driving me crazy.,We call them the state bird.,1,spont,train train_spont_2425,"Marie, you're the oldest. So you're up. Carl, you're on backup.","Fine, I'll shadow Marie while she does this sale. Or attempts it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2426,"Well, you know, I'm not getting any younger and I thought my eyes were failing me.",None of us are getting any younger. None of us are Dorian Gray.,1,spont,train train_spont_2427,"Madeline, it's always a pleasure to see you here at our gym.","Oh, thank you. You know, I never break a sweat and that's the way I like it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2428,"Wine tasting should be the least pretentious, most comfortable, casual place in the world. I'm putting on airs. I""m embarrassed, sir.",People just want to unwind. They want to take their fucking shoes off.,1,spont,train train_spont_2429,"Yeah, it's just the two of us. Frank and myself.","Well, it's nice to make your acquaintance. I brought a ton of coins.",1,spont,train train_spont_2430,"Hello, child. Would you like to hear the good word of Jesus Christ?","Yes, please. You're talking to me, right? There's nobody else here.",1,spont,train train_spont_2431,"Hold on, y'all think you're in the book or the movie Eat, Pray, Love?","The movie, obviously. We didn't read the book. Who reads? No one.",1,spont,train train_spont_2432,"Teddy Roosevelt, you're a vine superstar?","Yeah, I'm a vine superstar. A lot of people don't know a lot about my past. So, now I'm just kicking it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2433,I'm gonna tell you boys something. I've been in the chicken business nigh on 75 years.?,You're a legend. You're the youngest person ever.,1,spont,train train_spont_2434,"He said I can go fudge myself, he doesn't need this ship. Because he's a five year old who doesn't know how to swear.",I don't curse. I'm a Christian.,1,spont,train train_spont_2435,Hello? What is this place?,This place is really just an inconvenient hallway.,1,spont,train train_spont_2436,"When Madeline comes in, I need you to ask her if it's OK if you can spray a little fake sweat on her just in case the President decides to send troops in.",They're talking about martial law.,1,spont,train train_spont_2437,This molly is just kicking in real hard.,"Cadet, have yourself a bottle of water and grab that pacifier.",1,spont,train train_spont_2438,"Briff, you've crazy macho energy is off the charts tonight!","I'm just pretty pumped. Uh, quick question. Uh, does anyone else have a problem with the way Cynthia looks?",1,spont,train train_spont_2439,"Excuse me, is there something going on between you two?",How dare you. We are working here as coworkers. We are just on break.,1,spont,train train_spont_2440,You know those little tiny ponies that help people out? They give them little sneakers and I thought it looked pretty cool.,They sound wonderful. I've never left Alabama.,1,spont,train train_spont_2441,It's a novelization of Exile on Main Street. With the song like this is his favorite ? . The musical parts are typed out.,I've never seen anything like this in my life. It's gotta be extremely valuable. Yeah. Who is it signed by?,1,spont,train train_spont_2442,Where are we? Is this the future?,"Yeah, it's the future. I just told you this is where we were going.",1,spont,train train_spont_2443,"We should put this to a vote. Officer, would you mind getting us a pad of paper and a pencil so we can make secret ballots and vote on this?","Um, OK. I was going that way anyway.",1,spont,train train_spont_2444,"Hey, I'll pay for these drinks, Art.","Aw, that's nice of you Rudy.",1,spont,train train_spont_2445,I can dislodge my jaw like a python. You're about to watch something you've probably never seen before. I'm going to swallow my own brother.,"I feel like I should try and run away, but I'm just interested to see if this happens.",1,spont,train train_spont_2446,"I wake up. The alarm clock goes off. I roll over and look at it. I'm up there. When I wake up every day, I'm already up there.",Same for me. I unhook my gravity boots. I drop down.,1,spont,train train_spont_2447,She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right?,Because Drew and the Ovaltine sponsor just really love Becky.,1,spont,train train_spont_2448,There is a note app on your phone. You can use it on your phone.,2019 isn't about electronic bullshit. Ya'll need to log out of life.,1,spont,train train_spont_2449,"Oh shit, I can't drink orange juice anymore, I'm a ghost.",I can't believe George Washington spilled my orange juice all over the floor.,1,spont,train train_spont_2450,"OK, I would just like to buy something that I'm not going to eat. What would you recommend?","I would get, well, we have party cakes.",1,spont,train train_spont_2451,If she was a hologram why did that plastic spider get caught on her sweater?,"I was thinking the same thing, I haven't thought about anything else since the revelation.",1,spont,train train_spont_2452,That'll be one thousand francs.,For one thousand Pepsies? In Brussels they're 25p.,1,spont,train train_spont_2453,"Mr. Chanderson, I have an idea. It might fix everything. If you devour your bother, if you could just hang on for a second, I'll get you back to the Disney water park and then I'll squeeze you. And then can dispel the water you absorbed from him. It'll be like that book the Five Chinese Brothers. Was it five?","I'm willing to let you try that, and if it doesn't work don't feel bad. I'm leaving the park to you. I think of you like a son.",1,spont,train train_spont_2454,Let me ask you something. Do you ever regret marrying a human woman?,"Oh, absolutely not. Let's get close to kissing. But we can't, of course, because there would be a tremendous electrical charge that would kill me.",1,spont,train train_spont_2455,"Andrew, congratulations. You've got yourself representation at Fantastic Sams Talent Agency","Yeah, I just want some Captain Crunch. That's it. I don't get the big deal.",1,spont,train train_spont_2456,The local news reports are commenting on how incredibly strange for a high school to poltergeist in on itself.,"Are you talking about the movie poltergeist? I haven't seen that, so don't spoil it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2457,Thank you so much fro coming. I think we're going in a different in a different direction.,"Really? You know, you guys let Robert Downey Jr. act in the movie and I'm naturally tan and I went to Ms. Tina's acting school.",1,spont,train train_spont_2458,Are you going to buy a bowl bowl?,I was thinking about it. We haven't really come to a price yet.,1,spont,train train_spont_2459,"Mary, turn away from the mirror and look at me. I'm about to go do the news.","Oh, you look great. That's a nice suit. Your face is very shiny. Have you been sweating this whole time?",1,spont,train train_spont_2460,"I was a dumpster and pod realtor. So, I just do containers, mostly.","Oh, I guess I never looked at those billboards closely.",1,spont,train train_spont_2461,"Ken, come clean. Are you a time traveler?","Yeah, that's where I got all my gumption. They let me choose a personality trait.",1,spont,train train_spont_2462,"Greg, you've got yourself a tummy ache. You're going to eat the ham sandwich.","It's kind of like the discomfort I felt when dealing with the racist society of the south in the Academy Award winning film, To Kill a Mockingbird.",1,spont,train train_spont_2463,How big are the cops at the door? He sounds small.,"I know he sounds small, but he's actually a monster. I mean, he's big. He's a beast, maybe 6'4"".",1,spont,train train_spont_2464,"I know, I am front of house. But this guy wants chili dog and I know we are out of chili.","Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili.",1,spont,train train_spont_2465,"I don't know what you're here to do, but don't pull that thread. If she says she's the lady, then keep it at that.","Churro man, are you in danger? You can tell me. I'm a nun.",1,spont,train train_spont_2466,"We've been saying you should quit your job, Doris.","Yes, they work in an office, but they have those voices that are terrible.",1,spont,train train_spont_2467,This is actually easier than I thought it would be to tell Dad how Mom feels. N-O-T R-I-G-H-T N-O-W M-A-Y-B-E she'll change her mind.,I'm a lion. I can't spell. Let's try something else.,1,spont,train train_spont_2468,"Yes, and I tell you, there's something might strange about it calling me father.. I did not program the artificial intelligence to do that.","It was information I was born with. Father gave me life, thus, he shall be father.",1,spont,train train_spont_2469,"And that's the big joke, isn't it? We all look like adorable little babies, but we've aged.","Mentally. Physically, I'm a little fat baby.",1,spont,train train_spont_2470,Is Iris making this story up or is she reading it off of a teleprompter? What a skill that is.,It really is. It's something I was born with. Let's just say that I have super human powers. My mom might have been a fairy.,1,spont,train train_spont_2471,I'm not James Patterson. My name is Frank. I'm the guy that yelled at you earlier. Do you not remember that? We were in the book depository.,"Oh yeah, I liked that. I don't care who you are, we can still write a book and it'll be better than anybody's.",1,spont,train train_spont_2472,I could get a room with multiple people I can go from room to room.,And that doesn't make her a slut.,1,spont,train train_spont_2473,What a well spoken little child.,"That's right, that's my daughter. I teach her right.",1,spont,train train_spont_2474,My name is Murnice.,"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you because you were humming.",1,spont,train train_spont_2475,I feel so good now.,"Well, Dr. Phil, the piece of snack is out and you've made aviation history by landing that plane.",1,spont,train train_spont_2476,We're not going to sell caesar salads at Julius Caesar?,We did some research on the caesar salad and it is too expensive to make.,1,spont,train train_spont_2477,My specialty is orthodontics.,I do that procedure where you knock teeth out with a little hammer.,1,spont,train train_spont_2478,I feel such a sense of peace washing over me.,"That's good. Ricky, you're sort of shimmering. You're disappearing it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2479,"Somebody has to be our Pa, Ma.","Yeah, from what I know, if we're of woman born, we also have to be of man born.",1,spont,train train_spont_2480,Do you want to go? Somebody hold me back.,"No, I drove, I don't want to go. Please somebody hold Tony back.",1,spont,train train_spont_2481,"In Big Egg Town, they're all eating each other for breakfast. It's a weird scene.","It's called population control, father. And it's not a joke.",1,spont,train train_spont_2482,"Oh, god, the way you just touched my hand is so disgusting to me. And you keep doing it.","I can't, stop. You know. I can't stop, won't stop. What is it the kids are still not saying anymore?",1,spont,train train_spont_2483,"Excuse me, sir, we're monogamous.","No, you misunderstand. I'm taking you to jail. This guy's a wanted criminal. He ran a stop sign four years ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_2484,How come you haven't changed the plaque on your desk yet?,"They want all kinds of money for those. I mean, it's a ripoff. I'm just going to put tape over it and write Chief Inspector on it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2485,"Hold on a second. Denise, I am Script Supervisor.","Okay, well I'm Prop Supervisor and that leaves me a lot of free time.",1,spont,train train_spont_2486,I heard they're going to have those little presidential debate meters as they watch the play.,They will be hooked up to electrodes so they can't lie.,1,spont,train train_spont_2487,What if you opened up all the hot tub/coffins and let people hang out in them and watching the funeral/wedding from there.,"Whoa, this detestable creature has come up with one of the best ideas I think I've ever heard.",1,spont,train train_spont_2488,"I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist.",Stop touching her you foul alien-ghost.,1,spont,train train_spont_2489,"I'm not a scientist, you know. I'm just single, I mean, a teacher.","Wow, oh wow. That's noble, you know? There's not enough teachers, you know? So what grade do you teach?",1,spont,train train_spont_2490,Did you think about calling a plumber?,I called a few and left some messages.,1,spont,train train_spont_2491,I'm just going to go to the dinner party by myself.,"You always go to dinner parties alone. Funny, you have never gone home alone at the end of the night.",1,spont,train train_spont_2492,"OK darling, here it is. How do you work this thing again. See, this is a Samsung.","The lens cap, honey. Take it off the camera.",1,spont,train train_spont_2493,"We were having a great time until two employees of this here miniature golf course said ""those holes are broken, y'all can't play there."" And they proceeded to sit down, criss-cross applesauce, and smoke cigarettes.",That was taken out of context. I was quoting what I said to a boy last weekend.,1,spont,train train_spont_2494,He's drinking the Tim Burton caffeine soda that we had in the Universal Gift Shop.,"Oh, my god. Edward Scissorbubbles. That's so old.",1,spont,train train_spont_2495,"Are you evaporating right now? You know, it looks like you're sort of dissolving or something.","Well, I'm from lore. Which means I'm a mythical creature.",1,spont,train train_spont_2496,"Mrs. White, what else to you draw veins on?","I add veins to birds, trees, tortoises, my own hands and feet and legs.",1,spont,train train_spont_2497,"I'm not that tall, that's true. I do play a mean guitar though.",I'm over seven feet tall. That's the size we all were in the beginning of time.,1,spont,train train_spont_2498,"Pardon my breath, I'm drinking gasoline.",Aren't you the president of the camp?,1,spont,train train_spont_2499,"Before you go, I want to give you something. This was a gift stolen by me from my father and I want to to give it to you. I thought there was no way this experience could ever be good for me, but, you know, it turns out it made me who I am today. Me.",I'll put it in my backpack to take with me.,1,spont,train train_spont_2500,"I'm sorry, sir. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here. My name is Dale, what is your name?",Chester Behemoth.,1,spont,train train_spont_2501,I think what Giovanni's trying to say is that the real legend of the baby man lives within each of us. He means something different to every person here.,"Yeah, like to me, the baby man represents having a lot of friends and hanging out with people and playing video games and stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_2502,"Mom and Dad, I only put you in this home and then lived with you in this home because I'm a mean, rotten, son.",I don't even recognize you. You talk different. You walk different. It's like your hair's getting thicker.,1,spont,train train_spont_2503,"I'd love to hear this. Go ahead, guy who's like three weeks old.","Number one, I don't like your tone. Number two, I don't think you had to say that at all.",1,spont,train train_spont_2504,Yeah. My husband's dead. I'm honest about it. My husband died very recently.,"That's very honest after the fact, but you never took any time off from work.",1,spont,train train_spont_2505,"Can you do it for our friend? She died 20 years ago, she's a huge fan. She can't rest until you give her a voicemail.","I don't have a phone, but you can just talk into my champagne glass.",1,spont,train train_spont_2506,How could you do this on double coupon day? I just wanted to do a good job.,"Please, please, you're wonderful employees. Please, have some medals.",1,spont,train train_spont_2507,"Mmhm. I gotta separate the two. I got my party haircut. Business in the front, personal in the back. It has a secret message shave into it that only you can read if we're hang out, not on the clock.",She only turns her back on people when she hangs out with them personally.,1,spont,train train_spont_2508,"Mr. Brown, you took these kids to a bird sanctuary that didn't have any birds in it.","Right, i didn't get permission slips signed. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2509,"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Dr. You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours. The teeth can't be that bad.",It's beyond my capability to repair these teeth at this point and I'm tired.,1,spont,train train_spont_2510,"So, you watched your Mom perish in an accident. It seems so triggering to be here.","Well, I'm here still collecting evidence to file a wrongful death lawsuit.",1,spont,train train_spont_2511,"Janice, if I were heartless, would I be here?",Are you saying that you still love me?,1,spont,train train_spont_2512,"Steve, let's button up a few more buttons on that shirt.","Oh, come on. People like it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2513,Your blimp hat actually does have a little burner in it and you can lift yourself off the ground?,"Very slightly. See, just like an inch. It's more of a hover.",1,spont,train train_spont_2514,Let's take a break by the end cap here. Let's just get to know each other. Do you have a dog?,I had three. One ate the other two.,1,spont,train train_spont_2515,"Nail polish, are you hanging in there? How are you doing?",The light is going out. My insides are seeping out.,1,spont,train train_spont_2516,We can't afford a Budino.,But everyone should have a Budino at least twice a year.,1,spont,train train_spont_2517,"I was just walking through the seasonal aisle and I noticed that you have fall leaves garland, but not fall leaves wreaths.","Oh, right. You looking for the garland or the wreaths? I forgot what you said.",1,spont,train train_spont_2518,"Well, another year has passed. Here we are to meet with out friends.","I'm not ready. After last summer, after all that happened. I'm not over it yet.",1,spont,train train_spont_2519,I'm a beautiful mind over here.,I know. And the wall cleaning department has requested that you stop writing on fucking everything.,1,spont,train train_spont_2520,"This is their 50th anniversary, but it's their 50th first anniversary. They've gotten divorced and remarried every year for the last 50 years. ",They are very good and efficient at paperwork.,1,spont,train train_spont_2521,"JoJo, you fell on hard times?","I have. Well, things haven't been as good as the Poltergeist years; ever since Poltergeist. You get type-casted and you start drinking and then your husband leaves you.",1,spont,train train_spont_2522,I am a corporate liaison for Weyland Mutani Aeronautics Space Investigation.,So you must know all about the '80's cocaine thing that you're trying to get going again? 'Cause Weyland Mutani is largely a cocaine distributor.,1,spont,train train_spont_2523,"Stop right there, it's me Rookie. I've become part of the artificial intelligence. I've de-latched the hinges. You're free.","Get out of the way, then. Don't stand there marveling.",1,spont,train train_spont_2524,"Well, I think you're a stupid pants.","Janice, you wouldn't know what the weather was doing if it rained on top of your head, which it did today.",1,spont,train train_spont_2525,"I do have to move on to the next town, I can't stay here forever in Chicago. Not a big jazz town. ","All right, well, I understand, but you're welcome back anytime.",1,spont,train train_spont_2526,"Also, you have to prove that you kept a frog alive for six months.","OK, well, there's some dead frog legs in the freezer, I suppose I can re-animate them.",1,spont,train train_spont_2527,"Oh my god, that man just stole a book.","Oh, security just caught them. They beat the shit out of him and then they shot him.",1,spont,train train_spont_2528,Everyone knows you're a performer. You're one of the most popular performers here at the park. Everyone loves Colonial Sargent.,"Yeah, I'm the biggest attraction within all of the southeast corner of this lot.",1,spont,train train_spont_2529,"It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future.","Oh, that's what was burnt on the poem! Those were the missing words.",1,spont,train train_spont_2530,Would one of you escort me outside? Would you abide?,"Felicity, I think this is your chance.",1,spont,train train_spont_2531,"Roger, before you go, I want to say that it was great to see you again. You were always a good friend to me in high school. Thank you for believing in me.","Maybe in heaven, I'll get to read one of your poems. I've been putting it off until I had some free time.",1,spont,train train_spont_2532,You know what's funny. We invented religion. An imperfect people created an imperfect world.,"But, you're God, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_2533,"Excuse me, what is going on here? Why are you wearing a Santa Claus costume? It's June.",That just means I'm keeping the Christmas Spirit in my heart 365.,1,spont,train train_spont_2534,"It seems like you two might know each other, Barb.","I'm her husband, you brash man, throwing your machismo around. You have to respect your elders. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2535,Spin these fidget spinners around. They definitely are not haunted.,I'll take these. All of these and the golden bell in the corner.,1,spont,train train_spont_2536,How many do you think are still human?,"It's hard to tell. The one keeps screaming and the other one's voice already sounded like that, so it's hard to tell.",1,spont,train train_spont_2537,So they let Steven Tyler off because he scatted like an old Blues man?,"Yeah, the court reporter couldn't figure out what he was saying, so everything was invalid. It was a landmark case, I guess.",1,spont,train train_spont_2538,You all have a news show to produce out there and I have a time villain to arrest.,"Right. I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume.",1,spont,train train_spont_2539,It's true. I love getting letters and postcards.,"It's a dying art, you know? Everybody's on the Twitter now with the hashtags.",1,spont,train train_spont_2540,"Look at you two, Ma, Pa and Stan. We're finally a family.","Yes, I think we need to get away from the ocean. Go somewhere far away from here.",1,spont,train train_spont_2541,"Hello my friend, Robot Pinkerton.",We call him Pinky because we don't like him.,1,spont,train train_spont_2542,"Okay, buddy. Now I know your mom is only leaving me with you for the weekend, but I figured that we could get some sandwiches at Quiznos and then check out the world's fair.","Ok, but I'm also supposed to do my homework, and I'm also supposed to have my medicine, and I'm also supposed to facetime with Aunt Susie.",1,spont,train train_spont_2543,"Nice meeting you, Patsy.","It was great meeting you, Sasha. I hope you two are happy together.",1,spont,train train_spont_2544,"Mr. Two Horses, we'll meet you in our store, we just need to have to have a family member with the newest member of our family, Targin Firehead.","OK, but if you don't come up with that extra nine dollars for shipping, I don't know what i'm gonna do with this picture of the crow.",1,spont,train train_spont_2545,"Bye Jeremy, I hope I see you next summer.","Bye, Diane.",1,spont,train train_spont_2546,"First of all, sir, if you don't blow your nose, I swear to God.","It's a real condition, and I apologize.",1,spont,train train_spont_2547,"Sometimes I feel a little telekinetic-y. Like I can move something with my mind. How about you, dear? Have any talents or skills or magical powers?",I'm real good with picking out a good shelter animal.,1,spont,train train_spont_2548,I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act.,"You know, I used to be a producer on America's Got Talent. This is exactly how we found some of our greatest talent.",1,spont,train train_spont_2549,"Gerald, it's been brought to my attention that you've submitted your talent as lawn edging. If you're unhappy with the way I'm keeping my lawn, I wish you would just say something and not demonstrate it in front of everyone.","Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you.",1,spont,train train_spont_2550,I can't help but notice that the other people in this town are not eating the doughnuts.,"Oh yeah, that is strange, isn't it? I mean, we're only new to town ourselves. I'm a single dad with a growing boy. We haven't had a chance to try them yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them now.",1,spont,train train_spont_2551,"On one hand, I really do want to touch the sprinkles, but, I mean, it isn't cool for us to just stick our hands in the food.","Oh, no worries. I've got gloves.",1,spont,train train_spont_2552,"Look, I'm near death, but my daughter isn't. Take me. Won't that be enough for you, Mr. Denny?","Yes, my mother has typhus. She has typhoid fever from eating peach melba from someone that made it and was famous for it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2553,"Bobby, I hate to say it, but I think you're better off. That was, like, a monologue. I don't even feel like she was listening to anything you had to say.","No, and there're crushed nacho chips all over our apartment.",1,spont,train train_spont_2554,Look at that girl up there. I think she's going to come in. She's really pretty.,"Oh boy, she's talking to Disney Dan out there. He's so handsome.",1,spont,train train_spont_2555,This jerk's going to marry food!,"Good one, Roger. Good one. I think you should order her into the shed.",1,spont,train train_spont_2556,Lunch is at the same time.,I know. I just got to take lunch fifteen minutes earlier because my hip is killing me.,1,spont,train train_spont_2557,"I'm in the band as well, Alex Lifeson.","I know, Neil Peart.",1,spont,train train_spont_2558,And I was born in the USA but mama and papa's accents are so contagious I sound just like them.,Just like your pet tapeworm.,1,spont,train train_spont_2559,"Stan, you're saying the marketing could be improved.","Yeah, we need better marketing. We should put out more fliers and maybe have a better presence online.",1,spont,train train_spont_2560,That was the happiest moment of my life when I was falling in a towel in a grimy hallway with pictures of dudes on Mazaratis on the walls.,"But, baby, don't you understand, the dudes on Mazaratis will still be there? It will still be that same happy time.",1,spont,train train_spont_2561,"He's, you know, little boy age. Five.",Well he's awfully big for age five.,1,spont,train train_spont_2562,Ryan Seacrest left with my manager. I'm Ryan Seacrest's manager.,It's a double manager situation.,1,spont,train train_spont_2563,"Honey, the gravy's on the stove.",I'll say it is. Let's make a human child.,1,spont,train train_spont_2564,"Your office is so well appointed, Mr. Thompson.",Thank you very much. You probably notice that I have some new fringe work.,1,spont,train train_spont_2565,Thanks for checking to see if I was OK.,"Oh, sorry, I'm not a CPA.",1,spont,train train_spont_2566,"I was cursed. I was a tiny Colombian child, who ventured into a garbage pile. Then I became a raven.",You can become a raven? You can just change who you are? I want to be a parrot.,1,spont,train train_spont_2567,Can all rats sing or is it just you?,"All of us can. But, most of us decide not to.",1,spont,train train_spont_2568,"Why? What's wrong with me, do you think?","Well, I think it's a combination of things. Your father's fame and his wealth and the fact that he owns this town. He's constantly battle Nick Nolte for celebrity status in this very small town. I think you also don't have friends, and so creating one is just an offshoot of the frayed mental status, if you will.",1,spont,train train_spont_2569,Turn around for me right now. Let's see if I can see you.,"OK. So, just turn like this and look out the window?",1,spont,train train_spont_2570,"I mean, I can talk to the dead. So it seems like I have something to offer at a seance. I also have a soothing voice.","You do, it reminds me of Love Songs on the Coast.",1,spont,train train_spont_2571,Here's your milk.?,"Thank you very much. Oh, I'm sorry, but is this proper milk? Or is it Lactaid? Because I have a problem with my digestive system.",1,spont,train train_spont_2572,"I mean, I just never thought about that with the Dracula story, but there's a lot of blood that's mentioned.","Yeah, I hope there's a hemophiliac joke somewhere in this.",1,spont,train train_spont_2573,"Oh look, your buttons have only become larger since I last saw you.","It is because I have, how you say, shrunk. I am smaller.",1,spont,train train_spont_2574,"I don't understand why people are so hung up on names. Like if you only have one daughter, why can't she just be daughter? That's just who she is to me.","Yeah, and it's like - you're my girlfriend, I'll call you sweetie or honey. Oh, no, I gotta call you Cecile or whatever, too?",1,spont,train train_spont_2575,Maybe the reason we're so curious about sex is because we never understood how you and dad did it.,I taught you how it works. You urinate in someone's belly.,1,spont,train train_spont_2576,"We're going to Greenwich Village, New York City?","Yes, and we'll live an exciting life there. Does that sound good to you?",1,spont,train train_spont_2577,I want to win this case against my dog. The judge is Judy.,OK. Consider it done. I'll fly there real quick.,1,spont,train train_spont_2578,"Rudy, you've worked here longer than me. You're very shriveled and stooped and you can barely bring yourself to knock on the studio door.",My daughter calls me God's question mark.,1,spont,train train_spont_2579,The acoustics in here are like the Vatican. This is so great.,"Oh, thank you. It's made of similar stone.",1,spont,train train_spont_2580,This is the bowl. The bowl holds water. Where does that water come from?,"Um, is this going to be on the test?",1,spont,train train_spont_2581,"In the belly of the whale prophecy, they said a beautiful woman will sneeze and then she'll fall in love and then the whale will free its captives.","I might be beautiful, but I'm not religious.",1,spont,train train_spont_2582,"You're so masculine. You're all man. I mean, from the outside. I don't know what you're like on the inside. I didn't mean to get too personal.","That's quite all right, Nancy. No harm taken. Now, let's see what's going on with Fasty.",1,spont,train train_spont_2583,That foam from the fire extinguisher reminds me of that wonderful salmon mousse that you did on the show 20 years ago.,"Oh, yeah. I made this beautiful salmon mousse that just looked like a puddle of spit.",1,spont,train train_spont_2584,You don't really have any medical training or anything?,"No, I just hand out forms for people to see and then I lead kids back to the examining rooms.",1,spont,train train_spont_2585,"I'm gonna do it. Kids, I want you all to hold that putter. We all put our hands on top of each other's hands. We're going to have to remove his teeth first, or else the ball's never going to go in there.",I want to do it! I'll do it!,1,spont,train train_spont_2586,"Excuse me, sonny.","Yes, how may I help at the grocery store?",1,spont,train train_spont_2587,"Yeah, your hands look like ten waterfalls coming out of two big waterfalls.",Two thunderclouds with lightening shooting out of them.,1,spont,train train_spont_2588,That's actually why I'm trying to come to this hospital. I cut my fingers up. I just need to make sure they're not infected.,"Oh my god, thanks for driving us. We didn't even notice that. Your hands are soaking with blood.",1,spont,train train_spont_2589,I didn't know Jason Biggs was such a tough guy.,He's a spousal abuser.,1,spont,train train_spont_2590,Are you under a bit of a time crunch?,"I am, I've got a big meeting at nine.",1,spont,train train_spont_2591,I'm the biggest attraction within all of the southeast corner of this lot.,"He's even bigger than Brigadier Private, which actually isn't hard to do.",1,spont,train train_spont_2592,I don't know why you challenged me. I just watched what happened with the Richingtons and that's why I made a comment about you being a slippery fellow.,"When you live your life the way I do, you're always looking over your shoulder.",1,spont,train train_spont_2593,You know what else is crazy? That kraut was my granddad. He got the pen and gave it to me.,OK. This story is a lot less inspirational now.,1,spont,train train_spont_2594,I'm so glad your sister died before we got married.,"Oh, what a relief that was. It was such a relief. I remember seeing the light go out of her eyes and thinking ""thank god that's over.""",1,spont,train train_spont_2595,"Wow, there's thirty olives in my martini.",We do accept tips here in Iceland.,1,spont,train train_spont_2596,"You're in the Port-o-Potty business, I would hope to see you spit out the word ""crapping.""",Why are you being so modest about this? Human shit.,1,spont,train train_spont_2597,"I know that you care about me, but I don't really like yogurt that much.",I saw you eat it a bunch and I had those posters specially made.,1,spont,train train_spont_2598,"I appreciate it, but I can't go because I'm your mom.",You're my mother? I thought you were my sister this whole time.,1,spont,train train_spont_2599,"Oh no, she's dying.","I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist.",1,spont,train train_spont_2600,"Curtis, I just wanted to talk to you about your business plan for this all night sushi.","Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be amazing. So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends.",1,spont,train train_spont_2601,"I was just saying, what if we start with the hair? Start with the hair, get a little buzz. See if we get high.",Does anyone know what it feels like to be on crack versus to smoke hair? Just so we know.,1,spont,train train_spont_2602,"Junior isn't feeling well, can you call the vet for me and see if he can come take a look at him?",I see four vets in the area. Which vet would you like?,1,spont,train train_spont_2603,Popcorn gives Art heartburn.,"It's true. Every time I eat popcorn, I get a horrible pain in my chest. It feels like my heart is on fire. That's why the call it heartburn.",1,spont,train train_spont_2604,Are you speaking of turkey?,"I'm speaking of turkey, turkey that's been basted, braised and fried four different ways.",1,spont,train train_spont_2605,"Ana, I don't know how you found my home.","I just saw a big house and I thought ""well, people live in houses"" and then I saw a sign that you needed a typist.",1,spont,train train_spont_2606,"Just imagine you're in a dark room and you hear ""heyyyyyy"". ",OK. I am in a dark room and you're doing it. It's more comical than anything.,1,spont,train train_spont_2607,The point of waiting until 2019 to choose a contest winner is that we still have 20-22 years to earn the $1 million dollars.,OK. This is a sound business plan. Let's go. Let's put that ad in the Penny Saver.,1,spont,train train_spont_2608,I'm a little woozy in here. It smells strongly of nail polish in this purse.,We've got to find a way to get this purse open so that the human can breathe again.,1,spont,train train_spont_2609,"Donna, I'm just going to go strike out on my own, make my way out of Ohio, and see the country. I need to experience what life has to offer. I'm really going to miss you.","Honey, this whole bar is going to miss you. Danny, Pete, TJ, and Fudge Man. We're all going to miss you.",1,spont,train train_spont_2610,"She has the theory that if you make good food, you will taste delicious.","I mean, that make sense. I have to taste the good food, so it's in me. I gotta say no deal though.",1,spont,train train_spont_2611,"Oh my god, did you hear that?",That was Jesus.,1,spont,train train_spont_2612,"Do you suffer from low voice bowel release? If so, send everything you got to the doctor's office. It will find me.","As a witness and a bowel excreeter, I want to assure everyone that it is worth all the money in the world because this is a very uncomfortable mess.",1,spont,train train_spont_2613,"I lost that part of my tongue that can taste a chive, so I don't taste it.",You can feel it when it hits your tooth.,1,spont,train train_spont_2614,"You guys didn't say the same thing as Edgar just said, about leaving and adopting kids.","We were off on that, but we had the same sentiment.",1,spont,train train_spont_2615,"Wow, you're a new student at our school? You seem so young.","Thanks, I'm very young. I use Facebook every day.",1,spont,train train_spont_2616,"It's really hard because we're trying to make more white friends. We thought we'd try to infiltrate your world. Short of going to a Patriots game, this seemed like the best option.",I'm not that white. We're not Patriots white.,1,spont,train train_spont_2617,"My Lord, your minion is disavowing your very existence.",I know. I'm trying to tap onto the ceiling of this hell that we live in.,1,spont,train train_spont_2618,Look at this ghostly apparition in the drawer. It looks like my wife.,"Oh, she's gorgeous. You were a lucky man.",1,spont,train train_spont_2619,"I'm Abraham Lincoln. If I could look at you with both of my eyes, you would be in trouble. I'm in profile.","Yeah, you're a penny. You're a drawing on a penny. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2620,"You're saying I should go to London to find Trumpet Davis, make sure he's still playing jazz.","Well, Rick, you deserve to be happy just like everybody else. I know you're in love with him.",1,spont,train train_spont_2621,Your Mr. Fortell! Your suit is impeccable.,Thank you very much. I had it made in Italy.,1,spont,train train_spont_2622,I'm going to leave this think tank to come up with something that will put us on the map. I'm thinking a food or a sport.,"All right, OK. I mean, look, I don't know what you can come up in 1891. Everything has been invented already. So you go ahead and see what you can figure out.",1,spont,train train_spont_2623,Don't do the folded hands. That's the mistake a lot of people make.,"See, that's what I've been doing. I've been pleading.",1,spont,train train_spont_2624,"I think this is Glorst, the disgraced German snow runner from the Pyongyang Olympics.",They quit and stopped the Olympics totally after that. It was such a scandal.,1,spont,train train_spont_2625,"Thank god, the elevator is working. That was scary. I think maybe it's just that the elevator is haunted.",Oh that might be it? That's terrifying. We're still on it.,1,spont,train train_spont_2626,"I can't believe it, Sandra Bullock is here! Sandra, did you get lost?","I did, for the last twenty years. I know you guys have been having these reunions, but I wanted to wait for one that was special.",1,spont,train train_spont_2627,Yup. The place looked full. And everyone was drinking. They bought drinks.,They did buy drinks. They seemed to have access to drinks that we don't actually sell here.,1,spont,train train_spont_2628,Why is there so much smoke around? Doesn't it seem like there's a lot of smoke around?,I think that's the fog machine from when they announced the winner of the competition.,1,spont,train train_spont_2629,"You know, I was hoping you could offer some consoling words to, uh, Cynthia, about being replaced by an understudy, but, uh, you're saying you never have been.","I was never replaced! I'm a ghost now, but I've never missed a performance! Not once! If you're a real actress, you won't either! Now, let me get back to my stage song and dance. They'll never stop me!",1,spont,train train_spont_2630,"Yes, we like to role play. It's a role play we do that we just recognized each other for the first time.",So even your awkward love making was a ruse!,1,spont,train train_spont_2631,"Sir, sir, we found another one of those oat thieves. Strung 'em right up in the town square.",I held the rope.,1,spont,train train_spont_2632,You made dad cry.,"Well, I hope to make you cry next!",1,spont,train train_spont_2633,"Sorry these windows are so filthy, I wish we could see better. That's my fault. I'm supposed to to clean the windows.","They do sell Windex here, it's a hardware store. They have everything.",1,spont,train train_spont_2634,I did it. I asked a guy out. I was amazing and I didn't even need the underwear.,OK. Let me first of all let me just say that I'm sorry. That was bad on me. I didn't have faith that you would get a date.,1,spont,train train_spont_2635,"I don't know. He's our boss, though, you know??","But, he said the honeymoon is cancelled. We came all the way out here for nothing.",1,spont,train train_spont_2636,Colonial Sargent is even more popular than Brigadier Private.,"Oh, positively. That guys a clown. He's literally a clown. Did we find him at a circus or something?",1,spont,train train_spont_2637,Is there a lot of cholesterol heavy foods involved in touring with Primus.,"Hell no, it's celery, licorice and grapes. That's on the rider and on every tour bus and every venue.",1,spont,train train_spont_2638,"Alright, Terry and Diane. I'm putting you two together and nobody else. I'll tell you where the first aid is because you're going to need it a lot, I can tell.","If ever I'm wounded, I'm sure Terry will fix me.",1,spont,train train_spont_2639,I've worked here too long. I've seen too many people.,"Maybe it's time to move on. Maybe you don't want at Baskin Robins. You don't seem to have any supervision here, and you kicked everyone out of the store and locked the door.",1,spont,train train_spont_2640,"Anyway, I'd love to hear more about you, Pampt. You're a hair model? That's so cool.","Oh, it's just so-so. People take pictures of my hair, no big deal. Big fashions magazines.",1,spont,train train_spont_2641,"I got a casper tail now. I was trying to keep it low profile, but I can't anymore.","It looks great, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_2642,"We killed them. Ever since she set their hair on fire and refused to put them out, they burned to their own melty deaths.","Well, we're just going to keep that story from the publicist.",1,spont,train train_spont_2643,Let me play this last song.,OK. And then I'll see you when you come back next week.,1,spont,train train_spont_2644,"Wait a minute, there's a walk in freeze dryer right there.",Are you suggesting we trap that giant cocaine fish inside the walk-in freeze dryer?,1,spont,train train_spont_2645,I don't know if we're able to have both foodstuffs and these photo developing chemicals in the same hut.,I think that's why we're limited in our growth. You need to see this vision of putting two businesses together.,1,spont,train train_spont_2646,You just read that quote right off the wall.,"Yes, we have all these wonderful, inspirational sayings to just remind us that we need to connect with others, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_2647,It's supposed to be heated up inside the facility.,"Yeah but the maintenance guy, Jack, fell in the furnace and they have to remove the body still.",1,spont,train train_spont_2648,"Oh no, I spilled all this lemonade at the fair again.",I'll take care of it with my bionic arm.,1,spont,train train_spont_2649,"They're not letting scorpions into the club these days, are they?","Oh, they keep trying, but we just won't have it on the board. We'll never admit a scorpion to this club.",1,spont,train train_spont_2650,This sandwich has a bottom layer of rye bread and then it's got ice berg lettuce.,If you're looking for a good crunch.,1,spont,train train_spont_2651,The audience must think that our dads talking in the audience is part of the dialogue of the play.,We gotta run with what's working. Dad! Hey dad?,1,spont,train train_spont_2652,"A lot of the paint came off, too.","Yeah, they're not supposed to be in the water.",1,spont,train train_spont_2653,What should we name this beautiful child?,I feel as if he should have the name of an exalted status that everyone will bow down and respect him in the future.,1,spont,train train_spont_2654,"This is just in drafts, can I please send? And I'll look at it on my phone.","You're gonna do what you want to do anyway, so go ahead.",1,spont,train train_spont_2655,Why didn't you remember my name? Are you negging me?,You have all those lines on your face. It makes it look leathery. I want to call you leather face.,1,spont,train train_spont_2656,I'm not sure in terms of implementation that would entail.,"Well, we would erase their memories.",1,spont,train train_spont_2657,"Yeah, also, I follow all the big hair trades, and none of them are called International Hair or Global Hair. Those magazines that she mentioned don't exist.",The closest one is Worldwide Hair. I'm a bit of a hair nut myself.,1,spont,train train_spont_2658,We'll never know what he wanted.,I should have stopped choking him and let him answer. That one's on me.,1,spont,train train_spont_2659,Should we all hold hands while the world is destroyed?,"Well, I can't because of the yo-yo. It's a two handed trick, the destruction. But y'all can hold hands.",1,spont,train train_spont_2660,"We've been having some complaints that you're running errands while you're on your beat. Doing people's laundry, picking up cakes for parties. Going into a video store. You're aware you're an office of the law?","Yeah, you know, I am really bad at confrontation. If someone asks me to do something, it's hard for me to say no.",1,spont,train train_spont_2661,Your kids are reformed prisoners that asked to be in your family?,One of them showed up at the door and I thought she was selling girl scout cookies.,1,spont,train train_spont_2662,Of course there's no Asian nominees. There's a nominee where a white person played an Asian.,There's that crouching samurai show.,1,spont,train train_spont_2663,"I thought that was the very last fair, five years ago. But I'm glad I was wrong.",It was supposed to be. But it wasn't.,1,spont,train train_spont_2664,"So, Tonya, are you having a good time?",There's nothing I like more than being in a big room with all of these people.,1,spont,train train_spont_2665,Ow! My titty!,That's right! I twisted it!,1,spont,train train_spont_2666,"I'm the fairy again, wake up. Sorry, two nights in a row. I know I'm interrupting your sleep patterns.","You know, I'm just someone who really needs eight hours.",1,spont,train train_spont_2667,Yes. I want to have sex with you.,"Don't worry, I can keep sperm down real easy.",1,spont,train train_spont_2668,"Okay, Briff. I guess I'm a little nervous.",Don't be nervous. Don't be a bitch.,1,spont,train train_spont_2669,"I got someone I want you to meet. Doris, could you come out here please? Doris, I have someone I'd like you to meet.","Oh boy, you have a friend. Hello!",1,spont,train train_spont_2670,"Raven, you seem all over the place? What's wrong with you?","I was cursed. I was a tiny Colombian child, who ventured into a garbage pile. Then I became a raven.",1,spont,train train_spont_2671,"Oh my god, you're that professor of literature.","All right, the jig is up. I wanted to take this class.",1,spont,train train_spont_2672,"Guys, what are Katie and Blair doing here?",I thought we could bring girlfriends.,1,spont,train train_spont_2673,"Oh, you took the pin out there.","Yeah, I did. So just keep holding that grenade.",1,spont,train train_spont_2674,I love to smoke. I will smoke forever. I can't wait to smoke again.,"Hey, as long as you're getting cigarettes for Brenner, why don't you get some for Bronson over here?",1,spont,train train_spont_2675,All I need is just another 20 minutes to finish up in the convention room.,"Okay, I'll just set these waters and cranberry juices on the table while you finish talking in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_2676,"We were just voting to make Junebug to make the new owner of the warehouse, but you say no?","Well, I'm not sure if Junebug is qualified, but since Featherman is dead, it seems like Junebug is the perfect candidate.",1,spont,train train_spont_2677,We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing the phone from.,"Oops, my button popped open.",1,spont,train train_spont_2678,Mom? Dad? There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. I bought a boy.,Hi. I'm Tom.,1,spont,train train_spont_2679,We're all gonna get fired. They ran out of LaCroix water.,This is the LaCroix factory. What are we going to do if we don't have water?,1,spont,train train_spont_2680,"Guys, when I said that I drowned 12 pianos, I was talking about Renzo Piano the architect. His family.","Oh, I can't believe we didn't make that association. He's the most famous architect.",1,spont,train train_spont_2681,"So, what do we do with this king guy? Should we terminate him?",I think we just let him get hung out to dry and we pretend that nothing ever happened on our planet.,1,spont,train train_spont_2682,"In order to get closeups of Clooney, they put some high end sushi behind the camera, so he would look at it and it would look like he's doing a close up.","Sometimes, I heard that they would just put some food in his mouth and while he was chewing it, they would just sort of have words that they would dub in later on.",1,spont,train train_spont_2683,"Well, Clark's turned that around. He was a sore loser and now he's really come to life.",It's like he finally became a person instead of just a grilled cheese factory with legs.,1,spont,train train_spont_2684,"We were going to do it inside of this Baskin Robbins, but it seems like it's closed.","There's a customer in there, but they're having a tête-à-tête of some kind.",1,spont,train train_spont_2685,"This is my only paycheck, my only form of joy, Gayle. I shall never leave here.","Oh, good. I'm not good at public speaking, Trista.",1,spont,train train_spont_2686,"I don't know if you saw when you checked in here, we don't normally make accommodations, but there's a Trader Joe's about a block and a half away and I'm sure they have milk chocolate and strawberries.",Do you guys have a hot plate that I could warm the chocolate up on?,1,spont,train train_spont_2687,"Guys, we've got two hours and twenty five minutes 'til the show. Do you want me to go see if there's an exorcist in the crowd?","Yeah, but try to find a Canadian one so we can understand what he's saying.",1,spont,train train_spont_2688,They make Pringles?,Proctor and Gamble? Of course Proctor and Gamble makes Pringles. Once you pop you can't stop.,1,spont,train train_spont_2689,"And when can our children expect their seventy six trombones, sir?","Oh, in ten minutes. I'm going to scam that school.",1,spont,train train_spont_2690,How do you plan to get me back. What kind of prank do you plan to pull?,"Well, I always have one hand in my pocket and the other one's figuring it out.",1,spont,train train_spont_2691,"Elaine, are you saying hello to the neighbors?","I am, dear. Come meet the neighbors.",1,spont,train train_spont_2692,"Yeah, and you know what's weird? I had the weirdest dream.","Okay, well, I'll start talking about my dream, and then you talk about your dream, and we'll talk about them at the same time and we'll see if the dreams are similar. But they probably are not because we're two different people and we have different brains.",1,spont,train train_spont_2693,Tapeworms just wreck havoc on your intestines.,"Yeah, they just steal nutrients but you still gain weight. It's really depressing.",1,spont,train train_spont_2694,I assume because of the language barrier she was trying to say her name very slowly and deliberately so that I would understand. But you think she's lying?,It seems like it. I should probably kill her.,1,spont,train train_spont_2695,"Yeah, at first I thought the man was just testing out his super absorbent shirt, but now it seems like he's trying to rub it in everyone's face.","He is. Not only that, he's soaking up all of the water. I fear by the end of the day there won't be any water left on the water rides.",1,spont,train train_spont_2696,"You're charging us with magic, and magic doesn't exist. So we don't believe you.",Do you believe you're going to jail? Because you're going to jail.,1,spont,train train_spont_2697,Are you the American Baker? I've heard of you.,"Why, yes I am. Steve. People call me Steve. A little difficult to say ""American Baker"" all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_2698,Jasmine the cow died because we had a human voice box implanted in her and it didn't quite take.,"You know, I also think she was stealing from us. It's so hard to find good help.",1,spont,train train_spont_2699,"Mike, I need so much. I stand around in the dark all the time.",Are you broken and you need fixing? I can do that.,1,spont,train train_spont_2700,"Remember, I know what I'm talk about, because when I worked for Yves St. Laurent, I bought all the samples.","And when I worked for Givenchy, I as well.",1,spont,train train_spont_2701,"Thank you waiter for the mimosas. I'm sorry, we never caught your name.","My name is Dericonium. I was named after my dad, Derick and my mother was a scientist. She wanted to make my name sound like an element.",1,spont,train train_spont_2702,"Vince, I don't see any reason why we can't be adults about having our ex-wives visit the wine tasting. Welcome to our wine tasting, ladies.","Thanks. If it's pretty good, I might leave a good review on Yelp!",1,spont,train train_spont_2703,"You take me to Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, so I can shit my pants later.","Well, that's up to you, Barbara.",1,spont,train train_spont_2704,Watch out for the one kid. He's got a great vocabulary and he'll try to out argue you.,I look forward to speaking with him at length.,1,spont,train train_spont_2705,"I can't believe you're moving out of our country, Adelle.",I have got to get to the States. They have freedoms we have not even dreamed of here.,1,spont,train train_spont_2706,"Oh, my God. Look at your eyes. You've got like a reverse David Bowie",Her eyes are the same color.,1,spont,train train_spont_2707,"I'm recently widowed, you see? Because, I am, and I don't know how much I really want to get with a man, so I'm taking offers.","Oh, you know, I'm single myself. Miles' latest stepmother is met with yet another unseemly demise, and I find myself quite alone and rich and famous and the tree-murdering magnet.",1,spont,train train_spont_2708,"Excuse me, are you the ""guess your height"" guy?","Oh, yes I am. But you can call me Mommy.",1,spont,train train_spont_2709,"Well, I'm Jims. We made that wish that Freeport would be different, and now it seems to be. I think our wish came true, Gwyneth.",Either that or we're both dead.,1,spont,train train_spont_2710,"He painted me with my clothes off, but now that I'm putting them on, they're too small.",Why don't you put that little fancy dress on me and then I'll be a pretty girl.,1,spont,train train_spont_2711,OK. Can we keep the white gloves though? My hands are always cold.,My Aunt was like that except it was her elbows.,1,spont,train train_spont_2712,"You shouldn't have been criticized for that. Your thoughts are just as valuable as anyone else's thoughts, if not more so.","You're just praising me Carol, you don't mean that stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_2713,We didn't have a honeymoon and we didn't ever celebrate Christmas. We never had the money.,"Not together, or individually.",1,spont,train train_spont_2714,Fresh fish and I have had a realization maybe it's not the best thing in the world to raise ourselves in the towers looking down on all of you.,Yeah we were already there we discussed it and already decided to ban those towers.,1,spont,train train_spont_2715,"Somebody lift me up, so I can see all you.","Here, stand on this dog washing table.",1,spont,train train_spont_2716,"The health of the pig needs to be examined. Do you understand, Doctor?",I'm not the Doctor. I'm the secretary.,1,spont,train train_spont_2717,A dream is a wish that your heart makes.,"Hey, yeah, that's like what that bug told us that one time.",1,spont,train train_spont_2718,"Yeah, my wife is getting a nice piece of jewelry right now, but I promised I would bring us some ice cold ice cream.","Oh, well, welcome to Cold Stone.",1,spont,train train_spont_2719,I'm not gonna lie. This is gross.,We'd better get him back to the med-bay on the ship.,1,spont,train train_spont_2720,You robbed Barbara of the experience of having her first hamburger?,It was just chopped meat. It's hamburger.,1,spont,train train_spont_2721,"Listen, I don't know if there's any way you could represent her in maybe, like, a class action lawsuit or something. I'm sorry, I've been watching a lot of Better Call Saul.","You know what, bro? I haven't from you in a couple weeks and then you just call 'cause you need a favor, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_2722,"So, what's that one guy on stage eating? Do we get any of it?",It's a gummy rat and it's our prop. And it's a gummy rat filled with blood.,1,spont,train train_spont_2723,"This funny thing happened in 1990. We forgot your birthday. So, it's my fault.",It's on me too. I'm not good with dates and remembering things.,1,spont,train train_spont_2724,Have you seen Vlad anywhere?,"No, I bet he took that computer and sold it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2725,I never feel safer than when I'm in my own home.,"Do you realize that your house is like, totally, completely infested with monsters? Why would you feel safe THERE?",1,spont,train train_spont_2726,I never thought I would support this. But I am here to say good going!,I can't believe you had the nerve to show your face at this wedding. I'm gonna sue you into oblivion you coward.,1,spont,train train_spont_2727,Why don't you use your mouth to open that can of beans?,"Because you gave me these scissors for Christmas last year and you said ""no more using your mouth on the beans.""",1,spont,train train_spont_2728,"There's no reason for us to be worried about horrible things to come. Should I choose this playlist called ""Have a Great Day?""",I think you should choose whatever you want. We're the only two people in the club.,1,spont,train train_spont_2729,"Well, doctor, I know we have patients in the waiting room, but I just wanted to wish you and another wonderful Christmas here in Freeport, Illinois.","Rachel, back at you. I gotta tell you, when you finally graduate from nursing school, I am 100% hiring you for realsies.",1,spont,train train_spont_2730,I'm stepping out of the car.,I'll step out too Michelle. This is me being aggressive. I'm going to step out.,1,spont,train train_spont_2731,Lauren won't feel bad that she was delayed.,Then she'll do the best concert ever.,1,spont,train train_spont_2732,Will there be cake and doughnuts at the party?,"Just doughnuts. We don't say the ""c"" word at our house. It's doughnuts only.",1,spont,train train_spont_2733,I remember as a girl we used to drink water and we didn't think anything of it.,What a sinful time that was.,1,spont,train train_spont_2734,Sometimes love doesn't come to you. Sometimes you have to grab love with both hands and shove it in your pocket with your slingshot and your marbles.,That's pretty deep. I'm going to remember that you said that.,1,spont,train train_spont_2735,I'm so excited. I can't believe he didn't bite your face off.,"He tried many, many times. That's why I'm wearing this jacket with the reinforced sleeves. I'm constantly putting my arm up in front of my face.",1,spont,train train_spont_2736,"I know you might think crime is wrong, but crime is something one must do for on the other side of crime is justice.","What do you mean, if we do crime then justice will be served and then we will go to jail?",1,spont,train train_spont_2737,"It's so hot, especially here in Miami.",The mosquitoes are driving me crazy.,1,spont,train train_spont_2738,"This is unseemly and ungodly. Sven, I'm no longer your master. I'm out of here.","This is the devil's drawing. I thought when you shook the paper, it would look like they were dancing, but they physically separated. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2739,"Ew, it looks like a weird fish. He's got crazy eyes.","It is, but now it's getting huge, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_2740,Hold on a second. The stairs are gone. They were here before you got here.,"Well, I'm not some kind of stair witch. I don't get rid of stairs.",1,spont,train train_spont_2741,"Glorst and I have discussed your offer and we say yes, give us this juice. And do you take the juice as well?","Oh yeah. I already have. I just give you this because I have left over. It's the spirit of brotherhood and community for the Olympics. Share and share alike, you know, all that.",1,spont,train train_spont_2742,"Yes, sir, Mr Timmons. I will do my best to step on a pop top and blow up my flip flop.","Very well. I'm watching, you Bob.",1,spont,train train_spont_2743,Let's give this Nookia phone a shot.,"I'm down to try it once, but if it don't work, I got a big old fist for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_2744,"Alright, Missfizzial. Set course for right over there.","Yes, I'm already flying that way. Thanks a lot.",1,spont,train train_spont_2745,"Caitlyn, tell me about your ex-husband. What was he like?",Dan was everything that most Dans are. He was conceited.,1,spont,train train_spont_2746,"Are you part giant, sir?",I am 1/4 giant. A true giant would have to fly in one of those double decker planes. I'm a 1/4 giant.,1,spont,train train_spont_2747,It's the first week of spring and so much dander in the air. Isn't it everywhere?,There's just so much dander. It's like you can cut it with a knife.,1,spont,train train_spont_2748,What's close up magic?,"I wanted it to be far away magic, but it turned out that that was real and where Hogwarts is and I can't get there. So, I started doing close up magic.",1,spont,train train_spont_2749,"Don't you feel better for telling us the truth, son?","Yeah, this is an amazing feeling. I'm glad I got it off my chest.",1,spont,train train_spont_2750,Read the book. Why didn't you read the book?,"I'm sorry, giant, the pages were stuck together. And my dad can't read.",1,spont,train train_spont_2751,I think my husband and my friend are both very controlling.,I guess they are. It's good to get away from that.,1,spont,train train_spont_2752,"That was literally a touching story because Jerry, who of course we're having officiate the wedding, touched us all to the point of discomfort.","And thanks for letting me DJ. I think that's really cool, you guys.",1,spont,train train_spont_2753,"I'm sorry. It's not in my programming to scare, although sometimes it does happen.",Is it in your programming to know what the hell's going on on that planet while I'm here alone on the ship like some tossed aside old sock or something.,1,spont,train train_spont_2754,"Hey, leave my shoe alone!","OK, but it looks so tasty. Can't I just chew on it a few minutes?",1,spont,train train_spont_2755,You get crazy when you drink? That's most people with alcohol.,I sprout hair. And I grow a little bit. Just a little bit. Two inches.,1,spont,train train_spont_2756,"Yeah, I thought this is a factory because the boxes, they're moving.","Yeah, there are boxes in factories too, that's fair. But this is a warehouse, Junebug.",1,spont,train train_spont_2757,"Your name is T1m? What are you, some kind of cyber ghost?",I wish. I'm just your average ghost. Been murdered several times.,1,spont,train train_spont_2758,He read my journal.,I'm sorry. Do we need to re-litigate this?,1,spont,train train_spont_2759,"I guess if all y'all dummies are going to go up the flagpole, then we should lead you out there.",I'll lead the charge. Line up troops!,1,spont,train train_spont_2760,"You guys, I got a radical idea, right? I think maybe we should go to therapy to talk through some shit.","I don't know, my mom doesn't believe in therapy.",1,spont,train train_spont_2761,"Ever since I stuck my tongue down your throat and touched your heart, I've been waiting for you to talk to me about your dreams.",It was hard when you touched my heart with your tongue to tell you this. My dream is you on stage holding a suitcase with 49 other women as Howie Mandel's career gets one more shot.,1,spont,train train_spont_2762,Are you auditioning for the senior musical?,"Yes, of course I am. Why else would I be dressed like this? Pay no attention to my Dr. Scholls feet.",1,spont,train train_spont_2763,Is this murderous dog still in your home?,"Oh, he broke loose. He's out in the world, but I think he's happier that way. He likes to hunt.",1,spont,train train_spont_2764,Maybe we should start with some basic rules or ideas of what our band's going to be.,That sounds good. Are you calling a band meeting?,1,spont,train train_spont_2765,"Oh, I'm such a dumb ass for putting the laptops in the wrong location.","You really are, pal. Don't worry about it. Just correct the behavior.",1,spont,train train_spont_2766,"Marjorie, you didn't tell me you were freshly 35 years old.","Well, I didn't want you to be deterred. I'm ready, I promise you. I'm ready to be a wife. I know how to cook, I can cook a carrot cake, I can cook a loaf of bread, and a chicken.",1,spont,train train_spont_2767,"Here at Southwest, at the Florida International Airport, we all just want to go surfing. That's a Christmas tradition here.","Wow, that's a tradition? That sounds great. Count me in. I think I'll go walk around.",1,spont,train train_spont_2768,What's in this vending machine?,"Oh, it's heaven. Heaven on earth. They're the only ones on earth that still have barbecue Fritos.",1,spont,train train_spont_2769,"Denise, I didn't think I'd find love at Coachella, but here it is.","You know, I kind of knew that you'd find love here. After going to Whole Foods 365 and striking out, I thought this would be a sure thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_2770,"Hey, little girl. Bonjour. I am le Frenchman. Are you alone in the streets of Paris?",I sure am. I'm alone and I have no money.,1,spont,train train_spont_2771,"Hello there, I need a loan.","Look at you, with the flaming head. What are you supposed to be?",1,spont,train train_spont_2772,"What a conundrum! Lose my job, or murder my ex and her mother!",You take as much time as you need. I understand. This must be very hard for you since we've just recently reunited.,1,spont,train train_spont_2773,"Oh, so we're not putting the price on the book any more. We feel them out now.","Those days are over, Tim. You get them on the hook, you know what I mean? Learn about their lifestyle.",1,spont,train train_spont_2774,"That's right, but I'll leave you a 20 dollar bill to order a pizza.",A 20 dollar bill will not suffice for the pizza that will fill the Well Drop Society.,1,spont,train train_spont_2775,"Pinky, I've been thinking about your plight. And you know, while hear at the performance arts school, I minored in sub routine programming for feel routines. And I've written a little something on this punch card that I'd like to insert inside you.","I cannot believe this. I am so closed to feeling touched. Please, David, do insert that in me.",1,spont,train train_spont_2776,"Mom and Dad, they say that all the textbooks are going to be pop up books.",How many times did I tell you to knock on our bedroom door before you walk in here?,1,spont,train train_spont_2777,I know I'm your fifth wife. I don't want there to be a sixth.,"Darling, I think you know there's probably going to be a sixth wife. That's just who I am.",1,spont,train train_spont_2778,"Do you think the song was a message to you, Joshua?","Yes, I think the message was extremely direct.",1,spont,train train_spont_2779,"So, the people thought you disappeared?","Yeah, you know there's not a lot of black people in Rome. So, when you turn around, it's like they don't see you anymore.",1,spont,train train_spont_2780,Is it made from real rat fur?,"Yes but they were free range rats, they had a very happy life before becoming my coat.",1,spont,train train_spont_2781,"Please, just call me father.","I know, dad. You're my boss though, and I respect that.",1,spont,train train_spont_2782,I'm not going to wear these shoes. They're not for me.,"She's a weirdo. She wanted me to walk around in these shoes, and then she's going to take them home and I think just smell them a lot.",1,spont,train train_spont_2783,"I guess they have more reason to be. I mean, they're planning the world's fair in a building. Seems ill advised.","I mean, I can't wait to go over there. I, like, really need to decompress. Honestly, this job is literally the hardest job in the world.",1,spont,train train_spont_2784,"Excuse me, I don't have an appointment, but I am a king.","Of course, your majesty. I'll leave you with my hygienist, June. She'll take good care of you.",1,spont,train train_spont_2785,"So, is that going to be debit or credit?","Oh, T.J. Maxx, I'm paying all cash. I don't want a record of the proof that I've been here. So, you know what? I'm going to take this candle. What kind of scent is this?",1,spont,train train_spont_2786,"You're making the whale sounds yourself? Well, this isn't fair. We really got jipped on this honeymoon whale expedition.","Hey, did you guys see a tail out there? Yeah, that was me.",1,spont,train train_spont_2787,"Anus, if you'd accompany me to the funeral so it looks like a good turnout, I'd appreciate it.","I can call a couple of my business associates. I'm sure they wouldn't mind heading over, as well.",1,spont,train train_spont_2788,"Miss Cynthia, I think your broth is getting cold. They fight sometimes and it's awfully uncomfortable back here.","Even though it's not my fault, I feel like I should apologize because I feel like everything is my fault, including war.",1,spont,train train_spont_2789,"I'm Odin, so I can make prophecies happen. I don't know what clout you guys have.",I read mine on the other side of a bottle cap.,1,spont,train train_spont_2790,You want me to just take my shirt off and show off my chiseled physique with nothing but jeans and a cowboy hat and some knives I throw?,"Actually, that would be fine with me. That's something I'd want to see.",1,spont,train train_spont_2791,Have you ever touched something and it turned to dust?,"Yes, it happened two times.",1,spont,train train_spont_2792,I don't want to marry for power. I don't want to marry for alliances. I wanted to marry for love.,"Coincidentally, I am also here for love on this singles blimp ride. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2793,I saw everything that just happened. That drink ruined your already ugly sequined dress. I'm so happy for you.,"Oh, my God. This is next level. He's so in love with me.",1,spont,train train_spont_2794,I'm just here as a ruse. I gotta go check on the manatee tank.,Well then who's ordering the new thimbles?,1,spont,train train_spont_2795,"I'm basically a latchkey kid. My 13 year old babysitter smokes pot all the time, so I thought I'd go on a soul quest.","You've come to the right place, kid. I can help you find your quest.",1,spont,train train_spont_2796,You're Duke. I definitely remember you. I wrote about you in my journal for three whole nights.,Is it because of my purple hair?,1,spont,train train_spont_2797,Never feel dumb for bringing pliers to any situation. That's the one thing I want you to remember from Greg's.,I'll write it down. I will.,1,spont,train train_spont_2798,"It's always nice to hear that somebody loves you, but, you know, I would have liked to have heard it from my mother directly.","Yeah. Well, you know, people from her generation, they're not capable of giving love. So I think that's asking a lot.",1,spont,train train_spont_2799,This whole time. I undervalued myself. I thought I wasn't worth it.,"There are ants crawling on mommy's pants, Sven.",1,spont,train train_spont_2800,Is copy a theater word?,"Yes, it's like golf court.",1,spont,train train_spont_2801,"Thank you for declining to contribute to our musical in any way. It actually made things easier, your majesty.",I didn't want to confuse the creative process.,1,spont,train train_spont_2802,"The insurance is still good though, right? We've seen a ghost.",You can't win though. You get your ticket money back. We keep the insurance money.,1,spont,train train_spont_2803,Do you have professional nudes?,"Sometimes I get professional nudes, but these are more amateur bathroom, leg on the toilet nudes.",1,spont,train train_spont_2804,"Well, it's such a pleasure to see such a refined gentlemen here in the middle of West Virginia. You must have seen our Tesla charging station outside.","Yes, I smelled it from a great distance. The static electricity charge in the air is unmistakable.",1,spont,train train_spont_2805,"You're never getting out of here. You know who I am? I'm the murdered of the sea. You're mine now, son.","Oh no, please keep your beak away from me, you monster.",1,spont,train train_spont_2806,Ma'ams? He would like you to come inside and discuss the matter with him.,"Oh, thank you for that message officer.",1,spont,train train_spont_2807,"Well, Ms Jacobson. You're drunk?",And I'm on heroin.,1,spont,train train_spont_2808,"Yeah, where'd your boobs go anyway?",They're supposed to be in already. Do you have braces on your boobs too?,1,spont,train train_spont_2809,You said that this was the first time we were taking this tour.,"Yes, well I thought, we just got married. This would be a great tour to go on.",1,spont,train train_spont_2810,What's the occasion if I may be so bold to ask?,"Today I found out I have a sister, We are a family of runaways and criminals so i'm learning about my family everyday.",1,spont,train train_spont_2811,"So, what do you have unsettled that has left you here on this realm?","Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date.",1,spont,train train_spont_2812,My last name is Sanchez. My social security number is 726372664. My mother's maiden name is also Sanchez.,"You know, I think I punctured my ear drum a few months ago on a boat ride. So, I'm having a hard time hearing. So, we'll just go our separate ways.",1,spont,train train_spont_2813,"So there were people here before, but I just kind of didn't look up for a while. I was lost in my own homily.","Well, the good thing is, even if you were sleeping, you continue to speak the Lord's words.",1,spont,train train_spont_2814,"I love you too, Walter. I'm crying tears of dust.",I am too. Look at them floating all around.,1,spont,train train_spont_2815,"When we talk to females, we must remember that there are certain phrases we must stay away from.","Well, certainly. One of them of course is blood nut.",1,spont,train train_spont_2816,"Well, that's a good quote for your book, Slats. One day at a time.","Yeah, not bad. I'll write that down.",1,spont,train train_spont_2817,It's the first day the store is open. You'd think there'd be a ton of girls wanting to buy boys today.,"I would think so. I don't know. I mean, it's not like the movies, is it? Not like in that movie Boys, Boys, Boys with Anne Margaret.",1,spont,train train_spont_2818,You want to be an au pair? How is that different from a nanny?,I'm from another country and you don't pay me.,1,spont,train train_spont_2819,"Listen, we're fortunate to live in a town that gossip's exclusively by mail.","People gossip, written down and sent to each other. Which is a terrible idea.",1,spont,train train_spont_2820,I think it's our duty as good British citizens to turn this criminal in.,"Yes, we shall do this for Queen Suits. You know, Suits. King Harry and Queen Meghan's little daughter. They named her after a television program.",1,spont,train train_spont_2821,I'm not an alien-ghost. I'm a Blockbuster clerk.,You might be a clerk but you're also an alien-ghost doctor.,1,spont,train train_spont_2822,I found a Casio.,I've been noticing there's been a lot of piano and I didn't know where it was coming from and I just didn't shift my eyes over to look at you to notice you've been playing this whole time.,1,spont,train train_spont_2823,What if I get in my car and I drive towards the exit. Are you going to raise the arm?,You're leaving in those sweatpants and t-shirt you're wearing?,1,spont,train train_spont_2824,I would leave if I weren't worried about getting my shoelaces caught in the machinery.,"Yes, leave! You really should get slip on shoes.",1,spont,train train_spont_2825,"Wait, can I say something? You're saying they don't eat wet hay? But you can tell from my story they do.","Well it sounds like she enjoyed it, it doesn't mean that it's necessarily what she's supposed to be eating.",1,spont,train train_spont_2826,"Attention, attention. Parental announcement. Your parents are getting a divorce. All of your parents. All the parents in town will be getting a divorce.","That's right, and it's going to get very ugly.",1,spont,train train_spont_2827,I thought we were doing all of this so she could be happy again.,"We were son, clearly that wasn't good enough for her. Apparently she will never be happy.",1,spont,train train_spont_2828,"Mom, I've decided to pursue the dramatic arts.",The dramatic arts are also called the satanic arts around this household.,1,spont,train train_spont_2829,I'm Bill Clinton. I was just selected as the first white Pimp of the Year.,"You are such a man. That's like a man's man right there, Mr. Clinton.",1,spont,train train_spont_2830,I'm going to guess the Old Spaghetti Factory. The New Spaghetti Factory?,"Well, my guess was just a little bit off. I can't get them all right.",1,spont,train train_spont_2831,"Claire, you have such a nice smile.",Thank you. People call it a toothy grin.,1,spont,train train_spont_2832,Of course I have my handcuffs. I never leave anywhere without them.,"And I'm got a trowel we can beat him silly with. But first, the handcuffs.",1,spont,train train_spont_2833,Feel free to get the pudding right off of my head.,"Oh, I think there's a little bit of his brain in this.",1,spont,train train_spont_2834,"Well, you know, she's the youngest and she just needs more attention.","I know, because she's used to getting all the attention.",1,spont,train train_spont_2835,All those people out there are demanding their subs. Do you think we should go out and help them?,"Oh, we probably shouldn't have all been here at the same time in the break room.",1,spont,train train_spont_2836,"So, there's a piece of snack stuck in me?",We may have to send you to Hawaii to get that removed.,1,spont,train train_spont_2837,No one ever seems to have any confidence in me.,"Oh, I have lots of confidence in you. After all, I may end up being your dad. Hand me that weird funnel.",1,spont,train train_spont_2838,You don't acknowledge the 13th anniversary year. A lot of couples will live in separate residences for the 13th year.,That probably is helpful for people. Everyone's got a space circle and some people need their own dwelling walls.,1,spont,train train_spont_2839,Is it free churro day?,This news is better than that. They're opening a new show. We're doing a thing and we're all auditioning. We're going to save the park.,1,spont,train train_spont_2840,"OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world.",Isn't that what malls are all about after all?,1,spont,train train_spont_2841,Me too. I certainly did not walk out after the first five minutes of that movie.,"You walked out of that, you walked right over to Charlie Wilson's War. That was a great weekend for cinema.",1,spont,train train_spont_2842,"I thought you would develop the photos and maybe even take doubles, which makes sense because then I get my pictures, which is what I'm here to pay for.","Right, well as it's laid out in the contract and the contest rules, we're to keep all for the next 20 years.",1,spont,train train_spont_2843,We don't know anything about this guy in the white suit except that he's from New Orleans and he can juggle crawdads.,"Right, and he loves to hug.",1,spont,train train_spont_2844,"We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of two beings who were meant to be. You know, they say that love knows no bounds and we find that to be true here this afternoon.",Yeah! Go get em Michelle. Go get em car!,1,spont,train train_spont_2845,"Great news, guys. We got clearance to kill all these humans!",I love my job.,1,spont,train train_spont_2846,"Oh, high five! Trading seats is my favorite part of the trip.",Mind if I grab that middle? I love the middle seat.,1,spont,train train_spont_2847,"But what bathroom do you use, if you're a woman's soul inside a man?","Puppets don't shit, OK?",1,spont,train train_spont_2848,It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way!,"We start shooting in a week, sir. Do you want us to tape this and then we can toss it in later?",1,spont,train train_spont_2849,"Dericonium, we'd like to order now.","Oh, sorry about that. I thought you were interested in my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_2850,"Let's hold a contest and anyone that develops their photos here, we'll give away a $1 million dollar prize for the best photo.","I'm definitely on board with this idea. As good as I thought the soup idea was, I really think this is going to be up there. I definitely think this is a winner.",1,spont,train train_spont_2851,"Vinny, you can't do that. You can't just yell at a lady these days.","Across the street, I can't?",1,spont,train train_spont_2852,"I am black, the white Santa was created by Hallmark and Coca-Cola.",I guess you were created by RC Cola.,1,spont,train train_spont_2853,Let's commit vigilanteism on a real vigilante!,"Yeah, that sounds awesome! I've always wanted to be a vigilante like Batman.",1,spont,train train_spont_2854,"Well, there's some large leaves over there. You want to slap those on?",Might as well. I'm probably going to hell anyway.,1,spont,train train_spont_2855,There would be no Salem Oregon Comic Book Shop if it weren't for all those meters!,You're right but have you heard they are going to remove them and replace them with midget's that take your change instead?,1,spont,train train_spont_2856,"If you bring a bell into a room, you have to hear the story. It's just like the old saying.","I bought it from a very old antique dealer in Chinatown. He was like 100. And I went into his shop and I said ""I'm looking for something special that I can give my high school class. To the school.""",1,spont,train train_spont_2857,"Daddy, I'm hungry. Can I have something to eat?","Well, all we have is this dough. I can boil it up, but I cannot bake it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2858,I'm your biggest fan. Can I call you Ms. Burgandy?,"Sure, I am married, but Ms. is fine.",1,spont,train train_spont_2859,"I think, based on that story, we showed that it was you.",You even filled in some of the parts. You acted it out.,1,spont,train train_spont_2860,I told you they could hear us talking.,"Did they just confess to hearing us? Maybe everyone's finally being honest. Maybe that's what this room needs, Dean.",1,spont,train train_spont_2861,Help me.,You hear that? My car is displeased.,1,spont,train train_spont_2862,"He one hundred percent was looking for me because I said something to him years ago in a foreign language that was not part of his native tongue. He took umbrage and has wanted to devour me, literally, ever since.",It wasn't because you didn't know the word Heimlich and that man died?,1,spont,train train_spont_2863,"Hey, Dr. Neidermeyer, do you still have those teeth you stole out of my mouth?","Yeah, and we've come to render your very flesh, Dr.",1,spont,train train_spont_2864,"Have you been to Hey, Girl? It's really fun. I get my hair cut there all the time.","Your hair looks great. I like the back, the top, the sides, and the bottom.",1,spont,train train_spont_2865,"Spencer, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I'm so seasick.","Marlene, I need you to just bear down and just get through this. This is our honey moon and we wanted to see some whales, and this is the way to do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2866,You're crying tears of joy.,Crying is so terrifying but so marvelous. Thank you father.,1,spont,train train_spont_2867,"This is the first meeting of the condo society, that newscaster, I just don't think that she is our type.","I agree, I think that the way she sort of shimmers and the way you can reach through her is very unsettling. And it's not really the way we do things.",1,spont,train train_spont_2868,"I don't remember making any specific wish other than, you know, just that I would finally find someone I could love and trust, but that's been something that just circles around in my head. I'm so lonely.","That's a tough one. Did you specify a city? Because, if not, that person could be anywhere. I'm not going to assume a man or a woman. That's not my place to judge.",1,spont,train train_spont_2869,"Excuse me, I'm the owner of this Tesla dealership. Don't be thrown off by the fact that my penis is out. Is there anything I can do to help this sale go through?","I was asking if I could use an Amex and then I believe he said ""Fuck off."" It's a platinum.",1,spont,train train_spont_2870,Mr. Nelson saw the snake too.,But it did not talk. It just said s'es.,1,spont,train train_spont_2871,I'm William Shakespeare. I traveled from the past.,"Oh, that's why you know all those things. You're always speaking in verse.",1,spont,train train_spont_2872,I know you. You're the one who's changing this whole neighborhood into condos.,Improving. We're improving this neighborhood. They'll be places for you to live.,1,spont,train train_spont_2873,Please exit to your left. Hope you had a great time on Batman the Ride.,Thanks for nothing. We didn't get to go on the ride.,1,spont,train train_spont_2874,They're horse-sized?,"Yes, they come from the equestrian department on floor six.",1,spont,train train_spont_2875,We just have to figure out where to invest this money or we're going to be taxed out the whazoo.,That's right. You have to invest smart and you have to create a shelter.,1,spont,train train_spont_2876,"Hey, you guys, are you going to the night at Disneyland tonight were everyone gets blackout drunk on a ride?",You mean GradNight? Yeah.,1,spont,train train_spont_2877,"Yeah, we literally hit them, say doink, and we run right out of there.",It was a two part plan. The idea was that you hit 'em with the bones and then steal their treasure an trinkets and bring them back here. ,1,spont,train train_spont_2878,"Mary, where were you when the hospital burned down?","She was in the hospital. She was being operated on. It's cool if I answer the questions, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_2879,Well the bell just kept ringing and ringing and i didn't know if it was my tinnitus or what.,I'm sorry but you're not announcing anything at this very moment. Can you bring it down a notch?,1,spont,train train_spont_2880,"Jeremy, you're a peculiar boy, aren't you.","Yes. I don't want to be here. You don't want me here, but I'm here. I'm gonna make us some money.",1,spont,train train_spont_2881,Yeah. My good friend and father Marion owns the theater.,I wish I friend with my dad.,1,spont,train train_spont_2882,"Yeah but I was just wondering if you could, like, maybe write a letter to my dad just saying that I turned in all my work and that I'm probably the smartest girl in the class.","Lisa, guess what? You graduated. I'm skipping you ahead.",1,spont,train train_spont_2883,"He probably went and sent like three more emails before he did it, just to insult us.",He's so rude. You know what? I put all the sale items on the end caps in color order and then he put them by price. What sense does that make?,1,spont,train train_spont_2884,"Mr. Mouse, put down that lighter and aerosol can right now. I've got a taser.",I've almost finished my work here anyway. Wreck-it Ralph is all burned up.,1,spont,train train_spont_2885,What's the one with little green bumps in it?,That one is pistachio walnut. I'm one that likes to combine my nuts.,1,spont,train train_spont_2886,It's breakfast time.,I can't eat meat anymore. I'll eat fish.,1,spont,train train_spont_2887,We've got to get away from these people. It's crazy here.,This is the weirdest fish taco stand that I've ever been at.,1,spont,train train_spont_2888,"Yeah, my family owns the Dawn Treader. There was a writeup about it in Wooden Boat Magazine.","I used to be a subscriber to that magazine until I moved, and they don't deliver to where I'm at now.",1,spont,train train_spont_2889,"To be honest, I did not think about the amount of knife work that would be required and these bandages keep getting wet so I have to keep stopping and changing them.","Rodney, let me stop you right there. Here's what I think the issue is. It's not that you didn't learn anything in cooking school, because you clearly did. I think it's that you always seem to have just woken up. Were you just asleep just now?",1,spont,train train_spont_2890,"Mrs. Mayor, I'm so sorry. Let me drop my pants. Normally every time you see someone you screech at them if they have clothes on.",I was going through a difficult time. I'm clearly much more pleasant and agreeable now.,1,spont,train train_spont_2891,I was told to bring you some sustenance so you do not die.,"Thanks, thanks. If you could, please, maybe just let us out of here instead?",1,spont,train train_spont_2892,That's racism though. Giraffe lives matter.,That's only true if you put a hash tag in front of your statement.,1,spont,train train_spont_2893,Printing photos is sort of obsolete now.,"Yes, that is why this is the last day we'll be open. We won't be processing photos anymore. We're closing up shop.",1,spont,train train_spont_2894,Of course II don't care about you. We're two complete strangers in the middle of a garden.,"Oh, we're married and we're strangers?",1,spont,train train_spont_2895,I've got some good news. My wife did not put a voodoo curse on me. That's what you asked me.,"I meant you have to figure out if you have one on you, you only know that one person didn't put one on you. That's not good enough.",1,spont,train train_spont_2896,I don't know if you could see what I was doing before you approached.,"I could not, my back was turned as I have previously established.",1,spont,train train_spont_2897,Sometimes I hear mom singing about your smoking in the shower.,Really? When did you hear her singing about it in the shower? How does the song go?,1,spont,train train_spont_2898,"Well, spare the rod and spoil the child, Rudy.",That's right. Let me go get my stick.,1,spont,train train_spont_2899,Guess who got out of the car?,"Albert, you brought a dog.",1,spont,train train_spont_2900,"Let's learn a little bit about macaws. Unfortunately, the parrots successfully escaped last night. There are sill hawks and macaws to learn about though.","So, to the parrots, this is a parrot prison?",1,spont,train train_spont_2901,It's Becky. Our new prize girl. Her name is Becky.,So does she have big tits and is she ready to get on the air?,1,spont,train train_spont_2902,Why you so worried about what the chicken think about you??,"I was going to ask the chicken what it thought of me because my momma never told me what she thought of me. She always said ""If you get a chicken to like you, that means you're something.""",1,spont,train train_spont_2903,"Hey Doris, you have a special day coming up, huh?",I'm just going to relax and take it easy. I'm getting too old for a party.,1,spont,train train_spont_2904,Same for me. I unhook my gravity boots. I drop down.,"You're calling them gravity boots, but they're just like magnet boots you hang upside down in.",1,spont,train train_spont_2905,"All right, look. I'm tired. I need a swig of maple-cocaine paste.",I want to try it. I only sell cocaine. I can't get into a tree.,1,spont,train train_spont_2906,Your father may or may not be Dr. Neidermeryer.,She said may or may not. We're no closer to the truth.,1,spont,train train_spont_2907,"There shouldn't be snot leaving your nose at this point. You're not sick, it seems.","I think I have a weird allergy, maybe it's psychosomatic.",1,spont,train train_spont_2908,He's breaking apart like those old commercials for Contact where the pill would be open and all the little blue balls would come out.,"My god, he's just a pile of dust!",1,spont,train train_spont_2909,"Leg Cramp, get out of that tree. There ain't peppers in that tree. If you want peppers, we can go to the garden.",I'm still looking. I'll let you know what I find.,1,spont,train train_spont_2910,"Assistant, get me some slices of ham.","Doctor, you've had 6 different kind of meats just today.",1,spont,train train_spont_2911,"He seemed like he was just kind of sad and scared to be a police office. He knew he was a brute, so he got pushed into that job. But that wasn't the job he wanted. He probably wanted to be a pianist.","Yeah, probably people judged him all of his life because of his height. So he became a cop.",1,spont,train train_spont_2912,"Guys, while you're cleaning this carpet, I want you to remember that celebrities will be walking on it.","So, don't clean it too good, or what?",1,spont,train train_spont_2913,"Mom, you're a ghost? Are you also from another planet?",Yes. And I've come to deliver one final message to you before heading back to my planet. Your father's gay.,1,spont,train train_spont_2914,I'm gonna go get the camera. This is so special.,Carolyn's opened up to you in a way we've never seen. She's adopted and we're constantly thinking about giving her back.,1,spont,train train_spont_2915,"You hit your ball into the storm drain. It's our ball now, little girl!","Yeah, stormers keepers! You can't have it back.",1,spont,train train_spont_2916,I'm not like you. I'm not like any of you. I'm needed. ,I'm really not like any of you. I'm a human being. I have feelings and people that love me.,1,spont,train train_spont_2917,"Hey Johnny, I have some new evidence. I think we're going to find this arsonist. I can't rest until this case of the St. Olaf burner is solved.","Look, man, it's in the past. I got all these other papers stacking up on my desk with this type of stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_2918,My wife is resting at home right now. She was injured in the rapids incident.,"OK. Well, I'll head on over. I need to go drop some soup off to her anyway.",1,spont,train train_spont_2919,"I realized at the last minute that none of my podcast title rhymed with burgers. So I thought, let's try alliteration. ",Alliteration is my favorite literary device.,1,spont,train train_spont_2920,You never let me see the scar. It's only a revenge thing to show your son.,"Well, I'm embarrassed of it. It's unsightly.",1,spont,train train_spont_2921,"Uh, I tell you what, I wouldn't mind having some free wine right now because I hate my life, I hate being the treasurer of Freeport, and I hate Freeport, Illinois.","Me, too. And I gotta tell you, I've been seeing this shrink for three months and I don't feel any closer to being mentally well. I can't even be excited about Christmas, to be honest with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_2922,We'd open the door but it's one a time lock and can't open until Monday morning at 8am.,"By then you'll be drowning in nickels, Jesus Christ.",1,spont,train train_spont_2923,Just a moment ago it seemed like you were trying to communicate something negative to one another.,"Well, sure, we have problems like any other untraditional couple.",1,spont,train train_spont_2924,Should we get out of here? I know you've always wanted to come to this water park but I'm a little worried about these people.,What if we try the Wisconsin Wells? It's the cheaper park across the street. Kind of like a California Adventure to Disneyland.,1,spont,train train_spont_2925,I'm your server. My name's Denise. Everything OK so far?,Our first bites we delicious. We had several bites. I can't even remember the first one.,1,spont,train train_spont_2926,"Chris Christie, what are you doing here? ",Can I borrow your gavel?,1,spont,train train_spont_2927,I said I'd like my trunks moved to the other corner of the room.,"Well, right away, ma'am. I will call for the porter. David, will you move this gentle lady's trunks from that side of the room to the other side of the room?",1,spont,train train_spont_2928,Can I get something that tastes good and has no calories?,"Tastes good and has no calories? Water, gotcha.",1,spont,train train_spont_2929,"If I could ask you guys, could you just step aside just one second so they can order.",You're getting in the way of my religious freedom by letting these non-believers go in front of me.,1,spont,train train_spont_2930,I didn't like the boxes over here. They need to be moved over there by later today.,"No, you sure didn't. Good call, boss.",1,spont,train train_spont_2931,"You're gonna have to stick a leg in there and you're going to feel silly, but it's just recycling. So, it's clean.",OK. That will take a little bit longer because you guys don't break your boxes down.,1,spont,train train_spont_2932,"Okay, let's just knock.","Yeah, it took them so long to get to fight exchange one. I don't have the patience to wait for four more.",1,spont,train train_spont_2933,"Look, babe! This place is filled with the stuff I love. So, let me kinda do my own thing for a while, and then the next vacation you can do your own thing and I'll kinda hang back. I think there's a couple bands here and stuff.","Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, your entertainment for this evening, Giant Alice Cooper.",1,spont,train train_spont_2934,"Listen, I've been authorized to carry a taser.","Yeah, we heard. Celeste sent out a memo via internet.",1,spont,train train_spont_2935,I am having a peanut butter tasting.,Is this a peanut butter flight I see before me?,1,spont,train train_spont_2936,I've been looking everywhere for The Boy's Store. And I can read.,Don't worry about reading here. The Boy's Store is two stalls down.,1,spont,train train_spont_2937,I never said I loved my wife.,"Well, she established that she loved you by getting you cool voodoo presents.",1,spont,train train_spont_2938,"Diane, you and I met some years ago when you had a different line of work.","Oh, you mean when I was a whore. Now, I just whore out flowers. I've got to tell you. Carnations are not actually blue. We soak them in blue water. Then, they soak it up and turn blue.",1,spont,train train_spont_2939,"You know, out neighbor was across the street with a baby and she heard the noise of prying, but she didn't think anything of it because it was so brief. And then she told me she just felt terrible the next day.","Well, thank you for the thorough explanation about how you lost your handicap placard. You did all the character voices very well.",1,spont,train train_spont_2940,Objection! I'd like to cite the 1973 case of Mrs. Mary vs The People of California.,"Tim, you're objecting to our lawyer.",1,spont,train train_spont_2941,We could both go inside and talk to your wife.,Why don't you both go in. That would be good. Just a fresh perspective.,1,spont,train train_spont_2942,"Mom, why do you call daddy ""sir""?","Hey, shut your mouth, sir!",1,spont,train train_spont_2943,"Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants.","Oh, we probably shouldn't have all been here at the same time in the break room.",1,spont,train train_spont_2944,"Was that on anyone's grave in particular? Like, is there a love story to go along with them?","Yeah, I usually write the names down. These are from Terri Shivo. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2945,She had a bright star on her lapel. I think she's the sheriff.,What? This town has gone to shit. I don't want to live no more in America.,1,spont,train train_spont_2946,I feel like we should go try to get jobs.,"Yeah, now that I've got a jacket and you've got glasses, we're practically white!",1,spont,train train_spont_2947,"I'm sorry, Crocodear, but there's going to be storms ahead and, uh, it's going to be quite dangerous.?","Now, you promised me this honeymoon was going to be something special, Mario.",1,spont,train train_spont_2948,Do you have a veterinary emergency or not?,"I do. I thought my smart phone would tell you what was going on, but my pig Junior isn't feeling so well.",1,spont,train train_spont_2949,You have to be as tall as the yeti's paw to ride the Yeti.,"Well, that let's me out, I guess. I can't believe I stood in this line for so long.",1,spont,train train_spont_2950,I wish that television weren't so sinful and that I could go on the television with you and we could sing our songs of praise for all to see and love.,"Momma, you're preaching to the choir. That's my dream.",1,spont,train train_spont_2951,"Yes, you're always going off about modern things. You refuse to eat leftovers. You won't even read.","Yes, books are old. Unless a book came out today, and it's on audio, I don't participate.",1,spont,train train_spont_2952,We're also going to need a team manager and we were hoping that you would help out with that. Don't you know business?,"Yes, I know business. I'm great at it. I had my own company and transformed buildings into bird houses.",1,spont,train train_spont_2953,"The next step is to walk past, brush by her, throw my drink on her and not say sorry.","So, you have to do this even though she has already fallen love with you?",1,spont,train train_spont_2954,"Yeah, the guy has mind powers or something.","You haven't noticed the similarities? Look at my face. Look at my cheek. We have the same face a cheek. That's my brother. He told me five years ago he was going to take down this park and open up his own. He got you, the same way he got me. The same way he tricked me into buying that super-absorbent shirt. I never should have left this up to you to fix. This is something I'll have to do on my own.",1,spont,train train_spont_2955,"Well, I have just the job for you. The first job is to build a numbered background. And then stand there and ask people to let you guess their height.","Will do, can do, and must do, sir!",1,spont,train train_spont_2956,"Sir, there's no food or drink allowed in here either.",I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act.,1,spont,train train_spont_2957,"Marge, while this human tragedy is taking place, I think we can probably get away from Golgatha and actually not go back to help.","Oh, I thought you were going to say we could have a quickie.",1,spont,train train_spont_2958,This is a travesty.,"Jesus, you suck. You're a horrible lawyer. Those ads make you sound good.",1,spont,train train_spont_2959,"Steve, I was hungry and broke into your house to steal some cereal. Your wife was there and she wanted me to put her out of her misery. So, I smothered her and she's with Satan now.","Oh, I didn't know if I had even mentioned that they were satanists. ",1,spont,train train_spont_2960,Please don't judge me. I never clean my purse out.,I'm not gonna judge you if you don't judge me for being in the state that I'm in.,1,spont,train train_spont_2961,Mrs. Applebaum? Do you have the flask on you that you have in your classroom?,"Well, I mean, of course. I keep it in my stocking, at the very top of my thigh, so it's always warm. But I can't give it to you. You haven't officially walked yet. That would be bad.",1,spont,train train_spont_2962,This line is so long to get into see Rex Ryner.,"I know look at it, it's stretching around the block!",1,spont,train train_spont_2963,This is like a Lady Macbeth situation. You do whatever she tells you to.,If you keep talking like that she's going to order me to slap you.,1,spont,train train_spont_2964,There were tons of people laying all over the ground at the concert.,"Oh, my God. Do you think we're the last humans alive?",1,spont,train train_spont_2965,Having your phone on in court is incredibly unprofessional.,I just really love the clicking sound.,1,spont,train train_spont_2966,I can't believe there were stilts here. Who would leave perfectly good stilts in a parking lot?,There was the Ringling Brother's Big Top Circus here earlier.,1,spont,train train_spont_2967,"Well, normally you're five when you're in Kindergarten. It's been ten years, so I'm 15 which means if I went through the school system like a normal person I'm a sophomore in high school.",But you didn't because of that strange accident.,1,spont,train train_spont_2968,I'm going to make a little teeny-tiny seance chamber. Who's in?,"Um, sure, I mean I can talk to the dead. So that seems like I have something to offer. I also have a soothing voice.",1,spont,train train_spont_2969,I don't know where I am. Everything's dark and it's kind of wet and moist in here.,I found a bunch of samples in here but they're all disgusting.,1,spont,train train_spont_2970,I didn't realize that the show was going to be so food crazy.,"Well, it was, Clark. I think everyone else here understood that. Everyone else put their best foot forward.",1,spont,train train_spont_2971,What about that bucket? Is he coming to life? I've seen Fantasia.,Me? You're talking about me? You thought I was a bucket? Really? Me? The guy who's just a mailbox? Yes! I am a bucket. Yes.,1,spont,train train_spont_2972,She got murdered by a woman named Beth. Isn't that ironic?,Now that's funny. I'd like to see that on a television show.,1,spont,train train_spont_2973,Look at that weird coked-up fish. Somebody grab him.,He went in that vent. Now he went in that little Ferrari.,1,spont,train train_spont_2974,We both sleep on the top bunk because the bottom bunk is too dangerous.,It's too dangerous! That's where people get strangulated!,1,spont,train train_spont_2975,Look at the banner! It says Rex Ryner here today!,Look at that it does! And it has a huge crotch bulge too!,1,spont,train train_spont_2976,"So, we're going to get, like, a big hat, okay? And I'm going to wear this hat, and then you're going to sneak up the robes and then nobody knows.?","Okay, I'm very tormented as a member of the Swiss Guard to go along with this terrible plan.",1,spont,train train_spont_2977,Yes. I'm Jazz Cangetatan. My skin can totally get a tan.,"Jazz, what's wrong with your wrists and fingers?",1,spont,train train_spont_2978,I like you even though you've got a past and some problems.,I was in an abusive relationship. It hurts too much to talk about it.,1,spont,train train_spont_2979,You look at all of my eyes when you talk to me. They're my eyes.,"Well, I'm a snake. I have very small eyes, so it's hard. You kind of have like a blackberry of eyes. It's hard to look at all of them, you know, there's a lot.",1,spont,train train_spont_2980,"Well, that was my alternate personality. I don't take responsibility for that.",Bulene! You wasn't even doing a Denise voice when you read that poem! You panicked up there! You choked!,1,spont,train train_spont_2981,"I realize now, in this square, all is perfect. All is good.",Your memory is getting worse and worse.,1,spont,train train_spont_2982,"Starting now, you will live with the horses.",Sounds good to me. Now I don't have to run away anymore.,1,spont,train train_spont_2983,That spray is the only thing Rufus loves in this world anymore.,"I feel like it might be contributing to the decline of his health, because he's not supposed to like it.",1,spont,train train_spont_2984,Yeah and how about we put some spareribs in there.,"Oh my god, that's insane. Tom, you're so insane.",1,spont,train train_spont_2985,How are you?,"I'm fine, thanks for asking, my private plane had to make an emergency landing in this tiny town.",1,spont,train train_spont_2986,Thanks for uploading my consciousness to the systems computer. I've been hanging out with voice lady.,It's been pretty good so far.,1,spont,train train_spont_2987,I noticed that you've got on a nice tool belt with quite a few hammers and wrenches.,"Yeah, you know, they say take nothing but pictures and leave nothing but footprints, but I also like to leave some nice repair work. I might fix a door hinge or a clasp.",1,spont,train train_spont_2988,"I'm not sure about putting a candle in the wine, since it's liquid.","Right, but what about the floating candles they sell over at Home Goods?",1,spont,train train_spont_2989,"Hold on a second, kids. There is nothing more American than The Price is Right. And if this show goes on, we go on. I don't care if it is September 12.","But mom's dead, dad. The funeral is today.",1,spont,train train_spont_2990,Can you describe the person that robbed the pet store?,"Yes, it was a child. It was one of those bossy kids with a really mean face.",1,spont,train train_spont_2991,"Oh, Z-Quil sounds like a great marinade.",It looks pretty because it's purple and it's unusual. You don't see that often.,1,spont,train train_spont_2992,OK. I'd like a book to teach my child the vowels.,"All I got is this old book on ants, and I'll let it go for a nickle. You poor person.",1,spont,train train_spont_2993,Roger had an urgent intestinal need and he thought my office was the bathroom.,It was a bad omelet.,1,spont,train train_spont_2994,I think she needs the Heimlich.,My bones have no more calcium in them but i'll try.,1,spont,train train_spont_2995,I'm never going to say the word horse as long as I live.,"Well, why would you promise that? We're at a stable. You can say horse.",1,spont,train train_spont_2996,I can't sell food and do nails at the same time. That's like double dipping or whatever.,It's also completely against health department standards.,1,spont,train train_spont_2997,"What's your emergency, sir?","I'm being held against my will and being forced to work at a Houston's restaurant by Mr. Sam Houston, hero of Houston's Attrition War.",1,spont,train train_spont_2998,"Yes, between Russia and the US. All the battles took place in cold climates.","There were so many grudges, especially with John.",1,spont,train train_spont_2999,"Yeah, it's like a ball of light that floats along and lures people over to the Mars.",It's like a cat's hairball.,1,spont,train train_spont_3000,"Wrinkle Pants ate a lot of fruit and that's why you gotta have his body, Cracker.","Because even dead, it's in better condition than my body?",1,spont,train train_spont_3001,Didn't she say she played a piano in the shower? She doesn't sound right to me.,"What kind of shower is that wide? Unless she was playing in a YMCA, she's very likely a robot killer so we have to be very careful, Todd.",1,spont,train train_spont_3002,I think there's a Ted Talk going on over there at the McCormick Place.,We should head over there after the ceremony.,1,spont,train train_spont_3003,"Councilmen, as you know we've never had a partner in the televangeli before. I think we should talk this over.","Well, there was a lot of emotion in her devotion. I don't see a problem with it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3004,"You're gorgeous, Tia.",Thank you. I have a new sun hat. Would you like to see me without it?,1,spont,train train_spont_3005,"I think my short term memory is fine, but my mid term and long term memory aren't so good. There's an area in the middle that completely goes blank.","You hardly ever hear people talk about mid term memory. There's short term, long term and then mid term, where you're just remembering stuff from a couple months ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_3006,You wanna come in the room or are you just going to lurk there?,I'm just going to kind of hang out by the door 'cause I gotta head to the hospital soon. Gotta make my rounds.,1,spont,train train_spont_3007,You read that. I did get two PhDs. One in semibiotics and also medicine.,"Wow, I was mad before, but I really respect a woman who's educated, so, congratulations Donna.",1,spont,train train_spont_3008,Do you have your handcuffs? We'll need them if we're going to turn this guy in.,Of course I do. I never leave anywhere without them.,1,spont,train train_spont_3009,You know what? I'll put on a jacket if it'll make you happy.,"Yeah. With elbow patches, preferably.",1,spont,train train_spont_3010,"Brigadier Private, we have exciting news to share with you","Oh, let me guess. Is it free churro day? That's my favorite day of the month.",1,spont,train train_spont_3011,"I'd like to cut slack all day long, but the truth of the matter is we're running a business here, not a nudist beach.",You know what? I quit. I'm going to use all this time to start trying to heal my mind.,1,spont,train train_spont_3012,Being shot in the calf is not life threatening and for the rest of your life you have a cool limp.,"Yeah, man cool limps. Who wouldn't want one. Maybe I can have you shoot my calf.",1,spont,train train_spont_3013,Kelly Sue is the star of the show. Everyone knows her.,"I've been performing here for 15 years, but I'm not a day over 25.",1,spont,train train_spont_3014,"This I swear to you, my brothers, I am telling the truth. There, does that satisfy you?","For the time being. It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it?",1,spont,train train_spont_3015,Cheryl's never going to know what's coming for her.,"Whoa, you look like you're gonna beat her up.",1,spont,train train_spont_3016,These are two things that you didn't mention at dinner. You live with your mother and you're a magician.,Both of those things are more like a third date thing.,1,spont,train train_spont_3017,"Ma'am, we must let you know that you are exotic to us.",We have never met a person with your particular speech patterns or peanut butter flights.,1,spont,train train_spont_3018,"Adelle, I feel like I'm into doing crazy things now. I started this business. ","You do seem very changed and considering that I first married you to get my green card, it blossomed into a relationship of love.",1,spont,train train_spont_3019,Can't we pick the lock and get into the laundry mat that way?,"Yeah, does anybody know how? It seems like that would be the easiest route.",1,spont,train train_spont_3020,Is everyone comfortable with being murdered?,"Well, I've always wanted to be in show business. So, this could be a real stepping stone for me to take a risk and brave actress.",1,spont,train train_spont_3021,We had a plug that came loose and we had to plug it back. You know how it is.,"Yeah, like our Commodore 64, lamps, computers. Technology. Cool stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_3022,That's a lot of vomit. How much shrimp cocktail did he eat?,We had extra this morning. Didn't want it to go to waste.,1,spont,train train_spont_3023,"These doughnuts are pretty good, I gotta admit.",They're good until they're not. The third doughnut is where everything turns.,1,spont,train train_spont_3024,I've been here for three years. I'v just been walking around for three years.,I'm not gonna lie. That's a little demoralizing to hear.,1,spont,train train_spont_3025,You may not recognize me. I was in a 70's movie. It was a little movie called Foxy Brown.,You were correct at the beginning. I don't recognize you.,1,spont,train train_spont_3026,"Look, you and your brother are kind creeping everybody out. You got these weird looks on your faces. You're throwing ice cream on the ground and you're saying ""it wasn't us who did it."" You're blaming somebody that nobody can see.",That's right. Targin did it. He's causing a lot of trouble and my brother Stewart is catching flak for it. It's not fair.,1,spont,train train_spont_3027,"So, Caroline and Claptrap. Did you know that right outside the panic room I have just the most wonderful, Hi-Fi stereo and mint vinyl records of just anything you could imagine?",It's literally vintage. I saw it on the way in. Pearled exterior. You have to see it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3028,"What's the point of finishing this movie, no one's going to watch our movies in the future anyway.","I think you're right, darling. I think you're right. I think we belong to history now and no one will ever look upon us again.",1,spont,train train_spont_3029,"Yeah, your hands look like two thunderclouds with lightening shooting out of them.",Like two horses with one too many legs each.,1,spont,train train_spont_3030,This is rubber band. Holds together bills.,"OK, then I'd like to see you pick it up and bind some bills with that.",1,spont,train train_spont_3031,"Dad, let me make you this promise. If my debut is absolutely atrocious and I make someone smash their face against a wall because they don't want to hear me sing anymore, I'll quit the opera and do something else.","Well, that's a deal then. I guess I won't smash you in the face with this rock.",1,spont,train train_spont_3032,Please come home. I'm so sorry about everything. I don't want you to start a new life. Please don't leave your old life with your family who loves you.,"But mom, it's June 20th. I can't take another summer of just casual summer Buddhism.",1,spont,train train_spont_3033,You ladies look like you've been through heck and so do you sir.,Nothing. I'm not saying a word. I'm not telling anything.,1,spont,train train_spont_3034,I think my dad is way worse than your dad.,"Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that. You can come stay with us if you want.",1,spont,train train_spont_3035,I don't need a compass. My eyes are my compass.,"They sure are, look how they spin.",1,spont,train train_spont_3036,"I remember I was at a jazz club and I saw this young lady. She was enjoying the jazz music. I went up to giver her a hug and she turned around. Now, I find myself here.","Oh, that's weird. It's like she teleported you or something.",1,spont,train train_spont_3037,"Also, I should tell you, all the closets they have little closets inside.","Okay, how many? Is it like a Russian nesting closet?",1,spont,train train_spont_3038,"The truth is, Tina, I've always loved you. And seeing these two people here today, in love, it just reminded me of that. I know I see you every day, but they reminded me that I love you, Tina.",I've been dreaming about this happening. I didn't want to smell like shrimp and stew though.,1,spont,train train_spont_3039,It sounds like finding these parrots is the only way to redeem yourself for these kids.,"Oh, boy. I've got to keep looking for these parrots. I almost forgot.",1,spont,train train_spont_3040,I need quarters. Does anybody have quarters?,"Oh, I run a nail salon, girl. We don't use quarters.",1,spont,train train_spont_3041,Tell us a secret about the Harlem Globetrotters. They play here don't they?,I can tell you a secret about them. All those games were fixed.,1,spont,train train_spont_3042,"You know, I tried to be a fireguy one time. That might have been the main problem, that I kept calling it fireguys.",I like it. You're real folksy. That's cool.,1,spont,train train_spont_3043,"Please, David, do insert that punch card into me. Under my arm.",Under the flap? It's weird that you're a robot with flapy skin.,1,spont,train train_spont_3044,"Chuck never told me he was an inventor. Demetrius, can you believe that?",I can't. I also can't see the contraption in his hand. I think working in a goldsmith factory is taking my sight.,1,spont,train train_spont_3045,"You got the higher-ups up my ass, and I can't handle this type of pressure.","Look, you said you were two weeks from retirement a month ago. Why are you still even here?",1,spont,train train_spont_3046,"Wow, he's never done that before. Wow. Just this morning he could only remember three different kinds of margaritas.","I know, and now I got the other 64.",1,spont,train train_spont_3047,Do you still want the sex with the two guys?,"Yes, of course. Because of Jim's haunting me.",1,spont,train train_spont_3048,"I just need to buy a bible, lady.","I'm so sorry. Please, go ahead. They are alphabetically organized.",1,spont,train train_spont_3049,"This isn't your job either, as security? What is this, like a volunteer militia?",I gotta do this or I go back to jail.,1,spont,train train_spont_3050,I'm making meatballs for dinner.,I would like to help. I have a very particular set of skills.,1,spont,train train_spont_3051,And then we can call your parents to come get you.,"OK, but I don't think they're going like that. Well, they thought I'd look so much like a frog. They brought me the aquarium than just stuck me in the octopus tank. And octopus is the murdered of the sea.",1,spont,train train_spont_3052,I'm glad you're moving on with your life and I'm glad that I have the key to where you live.,I am too. I think this was the smartest idea so we can both see the poster.,1,spont,train train_spont_3053,Do you have a horse tranquilizer?,"Oh, sure. Do you feel like going into a k-hole?",1,spont,train train_spont_3054,You've lost a lot of weight for your daughter.,"Uh-huh. I'm doing a full McConaughey for her. Lost weight, bleached my hair. I'm walking now.",1,spont,train train_spont_3055,"Guys, I think we gotta face facts. We're never going to get these boxes moved by tonight.",What are we going to do? Featherman's up there waiting on us.,1,spont,train train_spont_3056,"Spirits of the corn field. It's me, Mr. house flipper.","Finally, you've made it here. What do you want from us.",1,spont,train train_spont_3057,"Well, this is new. He wasn't there the first time.","Uh, yeah. No, no, no. I was in the bathroom. ",1,spont,train train_spont_3058,"So you named yourself and raised yourself, Claptrap?","Yeah. I named myself first, then raised myself. I didn't know what names were because I was in the woods by myself. But I liked the sound of a clap.",1,spont,train train_spont_3059,You shouldn't roll up watercolor paper.,You don't have to go to school to know that.,1,spont,train train_spont_3060,"Look, I don't know if you remember, but Mr. Clinton left a fountain pen here. And, it's very important to him. So important that twenty-five years later, he needs this pen in the Oval office.",Like a fancy nice pen? Almost like the pen that I used to grade my little daughter's homework papers.,1,spont,train train_spont_3061,"That's great, you can make the drapes. I'll make some food. I'm sure you have some sort of food in here.","You know, I do have some food. I didn't plan on having guests when I had the panic room built. There is food though.",1,spont,train train_spont_3062,You shouldn't do any interrogations in this park. There are a lot of lawyers around.,"Excuse me, did someone say interrogation? Is someone being questioned here?",1,spont,train train_spont_3063,"OK. I have a follow up question. You're a smoker, right? It's our understanding that you had a doctor get you a pack of cigarettes, while you were in the hospital.",What is smoking anyway? What does that actually mean to smoke?,1,spont,train train_spont_3064,"All right, look, your mother and I are going to get back together. We're going to go live in our house and you can buy all the records that you want.",This is half good news. You guys make each other miserable.,1,spont,train train_spont_3065,"Alright, how do we keep these people in line?","I know, we're losing them right and left. They think they have free will. We can't have it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3066,Somebody from our family has got to go back to where we came from. We're hill people. We're Scotch Irish. I can't fly because my head will explode under pressure.,I thought you were going to get that trap door put in your skull?,1,spont,train train_spont_3067,I thought you were going to make him big again?,For what? For free? I'm running a business here. He never paid for the first time.,1,spont,train train_spont_3068,Is there any way to make that lamb be silent?,"This lamb is our daughter, Carolyn.",1,spont,train train_spont_3069,So that's the entire prophecy? You're the common thread. Everything's here.,"Well, part of it was written in Spanish, and I don't know Spanish, so I'm hoping we don't need that part.",1,spont,train train_spont_3070,He's coming onto Barb really strong.,"I know, and the way he's fingering his chains make me nervous.",1,spont,train train_spont_3071,"I'm not going to tell you my name, you scum. Look at you, you look like a pinata.","Hey, these pinatas don't come cheap. I gotta steal them out of the place where they fix my car.",1,spont,train train_spont_3072,You haven't noticed my octagonal spectacles?,"I actually did notice those, did you have them made in octagonia?",1,spont,train train_spont_3073,"What's that you got there, Aslan?","It's a satchel with a decapitated head. Actually, the body is decapitated, I think.",1,spont,train train_spont_3074,"I want to establish a bunch of museums here at Fort Haven. I want them all over the place, all different kinds of things.","Oh, sure. We can do a natural history, science and military.",1,spont,train train_spont_3075,"I've seen that one, and you know John Cryer was originally up for that lead role.",He was up for the role of Seaman Beaumont.,1,spont,train train_spont_3076,"Oh, my God. The door closed by itself.",What? That seems like ghost activity.,1,spont,train train_spont_3077,"All right Todd, go ahead and sing your funeral song.","You better do it good, or we're going to kill you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3078,"Oh sorry, let me take my pants off. I didn't see you there Mrs. Mayor.",Thank you. I am getting used to this.,1,spont,train train_spont_3079,"Dad, I just want to let you know I forgive your ignorance. I forgive your beatings and your lying. I forgive you for hurting mom and for encouraging my brother to be a sadist.","Well, those apologies and your tears sound very sincere, so thank you very much.",1,spont,train train_spont_3080,"We haven't had a chance to try the doughnuts yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them, since none of the other people in the town are eating them.","Are you accusing us, sir, of not enjoying Crimpcrumper Doughnuts, the #1 industry in this town?",1,spont,train train_spont_3081,Look at you you have a monicle and a hat you're perfect.,You know what you're right and I will never run out of monocles either because I have to rent a ten by ten storage locker just to store all of them.,1,spont,train train_spont_3082,"Yes, this is a barren wasteland. It's no longer useful. I drink during the day and then come to tennis. But, no balls! I'm not ready.","It's not called tennis ball, it's called tennis. We don't need a ball!",1,spont,train train_spont_3083,I heard there were samples. I don't fell like we're in the right part of the maze.,"I know, this is what I came here for. We gotta find some samples or I'm not going to feel like I have worth as a human being.",1,spont,train train_spont_3084,"Fine, but no fast moves, sonny. Don't get any ideas.",Just getting some ice. Filling it up from the fountain. I'm terrified. Never had a gun pointed at me before.,1,spont,train train_spont_3085,"Forgive us, King. How did we not know it was you.",I'm a bad man. I can't believe the King is here.,1,spont,train train_spont_3086,"I know, Whole Foods 365 was just full of hot moms. What were we thinking about going there for love?",It should be called 365 hot moms trying to work their way through a grocery list.,1,spont,train train_spont_3087,"And I think a lot of people are getting a little, well, they think it's odd Juliet's nine months pregnant on stage. She's a virgin.","She's 13 years old, for Christ's sake.",1,spont,train train_spont_3088,Things feel different now that I've changed the Wikipedia entry.,Senior is gone. He mysteriously passed away several years ago.,1,spont,train train_spont_3089,You are flop sweating. And also you look like you're two people wearing a trench coat.,"OK, this is about my alleged history of kidnapping, right? It's not true.",1,spont,train train_spont_3090,"Wait a second, you eat chicken??","I was going to say, that seems like a misstep Mr. Carl Simmons.",1,spont,train train_spont_3091,There's no tanning bed in your attic?,The accommodations get worse the higher up you go.,1,spont,train train_spont_3092,Our primary export are those little rocking horses.,"Oh, boy. This is a good year too. Everyone needs one of those rocking horses.",1,spont,train train_spont_3093,These hands can create 3D images that can move on their own?,Can you turn us back before this monologue?,1,spont,train train_spont_3094,But of course you can taste my whipped cream.,"Budino, you never let us dip our fingers in your whipped cream.",1,spont,train train_spont_3095,I feel like I can actually feel the holograms.,"That's because the quality is amazing, except for the physical movements.",1,spont,train train_spont_3096,"Well, you know, he's 23.",That's 105 in dog years.,1,spont,train train_spont_3097,I should also mention I can only hold about 200 words in my head at a time.,"So, are you all fulled up right now? How do you know when you're at capacity?",1,spont,train train_spont_3098,You couldn't remember a single margarita on the menu.,"Yeah and, by the way, you told a little lie to Ray about that.",1,spont,train train_spont_3099,"Poseidon, do you know my family?",I know of them. They are the people that owned the bank and they shut down my family farm.,1,spont,train train_spont_3100,I don't know what to do about my piano. Should I take it to somebody? It's gotta be so waterlogged by now.,"Well, I mean, if you're still able to play it, it sounds all right. Maybe just tip it over and dump out the excess water.",1,spont,train train_spont_3101,Please sit down on this nice ottoman.,"Oh, thank you. This is a nice doily. The stitch work looks like it's that doily from the murder of the old lady that collected calico cat sculptures.",1,spont,train train_spont_3102,I'm full of gasoline.,Why don't you put that down and have some of this oatmeal? Our chef is great here.,1,spont,train train_spont_3103,"Free of this life? I'm down for moving the boxes, but I don't want a suicide pact.","No, no, I meant free of the life here in this warehouse.",1,spont,train train_spont_3104,"I am, how you say, this juice. It seems like a trap, no?",A trap in what sort of a way? Because I can think of many different ways it could be a trap. Maybe it will simply kill us.,1,spont,train train_spont_3105,"So, these kids should be disposable kids, right. They should be non-union?","Of course, they're non-union. We can't afford union kids.",1,spont,train train_spont_3106,"I mean, you know, I was born in a station wagon. Our child would be born in a Porsche.","Sweetie, that's really nice, but I would like to have a birth devoid of any cars, really. Just a normal birth.",1,spont,train train_spont_3107,"C'mon, that's old stuff. That's like saying Wizard of Oz was all a dream.",I don't know what you mean. I think she was magically transported there.,1,spont,train train_spont_3108,"Hey bro, I just keep thinking that they're being honest with us now, but who's to say they won't lie again?",Yeah. We're kind of hypocrites though because we have that other terrible secret.,1,spont,train train_spont_3109,"Well, thanks for picking me up. I've never hitchhiked before.","Well, I never picked nobody up either. So we're doing it together.",1,spont,train train_spont_3110,Your son has been watching too much of the Disney channel and now he's a sassy pre-teen.,He is working through some things.,1,spont,train train_spont_3111,This Blackwater guy! He's filling me with rage!?,And I never had nothing but compassion for Blackwater.,1,spont,train train_spont_3112,I'm only in this jail because I sneezed.,I don't want to hear your whole life story.,1,spont,train train_spont_3113,Why would God curse all of us? That seems unfair.,"Well, I think we need to delve into your history and past.",1,spont,train train_spont_3114,"Sitter, you're slightly bigger, but you're still very small.",I'm in between sizes.,1,spont,train train_spont_3115,I shouldn't even be driving a car at all.,It's a pretty nice car though.,1,spont,train train_spont_3116,"OK kids, gather round. This tree's got something to say to you.",We're coming. We're going to make a canoe out of it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3117,"She said a bad word, daddy.",You've heard that word before.,1,spont,train train_spont_3118,We have an account with....I'm not supposed to say. It's an agency.,We are police. Police that are out on the street in uniforms with cars.,1,spont,train train_spont_3119,"Look, it seems like they're fine. Just sell them some glasses and let them fall in love, OK?",I'd like to use my AAA discount.,1,spont,train train_spont_3120,"Sorry, I missed the meeting. I was shitting.","You didn't even make it to the bathroom, Craig. You just shit over there.",1,spont,train train_spont_3121,I purchased a dog here last week. She's a pervert.,"Oh, are you talking about Shandy?",1,spont,train train_spont_3122,"Tony, I gotta be honest with you. I don't think this mall is ready to open its doors today. The popcorn machine isn't popping yet, the clothing stores don't have all the clothing finished yet, the soda machines don't have the bubbles in the soda yet.","Well, sir, I mean, I can get all that started now.",1,spont,train train_spont_3123,It's hard to remember. It has been three years.,"I guess I've got pregnancy brain, just like you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3124,"Megan, I had to rush backstage. Are you okay? I saw your humiliating defeat at the talent show.","Yeah, I mean, I guess I put a lot of work into that, you know? I mean, I read the entire book Team of Rivals and it turns out it was just coming out on Buzzfeed, but, you know, it taught me something.",1,spont,train train_spont_3125,"I take a lot of self help classes, and it says if you want something ask for it. So i said, can we come back here?","That's not the way in Maine. In Maine, we just don't ask. We've never asked each other a question, have we? Until now.",1,spont,train train_spont_3126,You thought you was too good for the Piano family.,I did. I thought I needed to be the one family member who lived up to our glorious name.,1,spont,train train_spont_3127,What do I get if I win this coffee contest?,"If you win, you will get the keys to my coffee plantation.",1,spont,train train_spont_3128,"The reason I say to everybody here at the miniature golf course ""try to be a little crocodile"" - my meaning behind that is be tenacious, last a long time, don't never change. And do not zig-zag.","Well, we know that's your intention, but somebody's got a complaint. So I'll just have to read it since you're reading all the complaints today.",1,spont,train train_spont_3129,It's sort of a continental snack that's between lunch and dinner time.,"Oh, like a cocktail hour? That would be great.",1,spont,train train_spont_3130,"Ritchie, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at school?","Mr. Montgomery, I flunked out of school. I wasn't very good at it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3131,"Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that your dad is worse than my dad. You can come stay with us if you want.","How could you just say that without consulting with me at least a little bit? It's going to be odd. I'm an alcoholic, and she's a teenager. Throwing her in the family mix, I don't even know my girlfriend's name.",1,spont,train train_spont_3132,"I really want this to work too, Rodney. But I'm afraid it's not up to me. I like you and I want you to succeed, because I will be disgraced in the Malibu community.","And your sash says you're the Mayor of Malibu. That's a very handsome looking garment, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_3133,"Oh my god. You were bionic then, too? When you kissed me?",I've been bionic forever.,1,spont,train train_spont_3134,Matthew on top of Charles and Mary Sue was on top of Matthew. I thought I'd never see anything like it.,It's like we're two threesomes.,1,spont,train train_spont_3135,I suppose we need to find out where this water is going from this great underground cavern.,Are we still going to have the picnic lunch that came with the tour?,1,spont,train train_spont_3136,"My name's Tim. But the ""I"" is a one.","What are you, some kind of cyber ghost? I thought you were a regular ghost.",1,spont,train train_spont_3137,Has this patron solved the towel riddle yet?,"Not yet, but bonus points for her, she did know it was a riddle. So, she's halfway there.",1,spont,train train_spont_3138,"Of course, I listen to my Ipod because when I go on night walks, I have to listen to music. I have to listen to Belinda Carlisle.","I know, but you're walking around with your eyes closed. It's weird.",1,spont,train train_spont_3139,"Well, I suspected the post office came to life after hours.","We all did. I mean, they're losing stuff all the time. I had so many birthday cards get lost on the way to my house, I just figured they got up and ran away. That's the only logical solution.",1,spont,train train_spont_3140,"There's a group of little kids that live in my neighborhood, constantly knocking at my door and throwing water on me.","OK. Again, I ask, why are you opening your door?",1,spont,train train_spont_3141,"You know, I guess not. Now that you presented it that way. But I always felt, why throw it away? You know, those are memories.","You're open to change, and that's what's important.",1,spont,train train_spont_3142,"My mother named me, Teen.",Teen? It's a very aspirational name up to a certain point. ,1,spont,train train_spont_3143,"Hey, Fatty Arbuckle. Are you fat or a lesbian?","I'm a fat old lesbian, but don't like to be judged by any of those titles. Just call me Fatty.",1,spont,train train_spont_3144,"Well, go out there and casually find out what is amiss.","OK, so, give me one of those drinks I guess, Missy. And then I'll see if I can suss out what he wished for.",1,spont,train train_spont_3145,We're not the only one with secrets. You've got a secret. Those eyelashes.,My eyelashes are actual hair from my head that's growing through my eyelids. I don't have proper eyelashes.,1,spont,train train_spont_3146,They didn't write in the rule book that children can't play in this tournament.,That's most of the rules in Akron though. We just know. Someone said something once and we remember it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3147,"I don't know why the flowers are coming so late, because we're about to get kicked out.","The florist said she was stuck in some bad traffic, which might be what happened to Todd, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_3148,I could get hit by a bus walking down the street.,My husband got hit by a bus when he was just walking down the street. I hope you're not making light of that.,1,spont,train train_spont_3149,You wanted to be called Poseidon because you love the ocean?,"That is true, but I also have a long beard and am frequently wet.",1,spont,train train_spont_3150,My name is Papa.,That's actually a beautiful name for a woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_3151,Let me whip you up something.,"Sir, sir! There is no cooking on this bus. I'm going to have to ask you to get off. Get off the bus and get your rotund child with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3152,"Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger?","Yes, yes. I think my husband's been possessed. He's been saying some crazy things. Please, can we just get in your car?",1,spont,train train_spont_3153,"I've gotta be honest with you. You see this button here? If a therapist gets too disgusted to continue with their work, they are permitted - by law - to press this button. I'm going to tap out.","Hey, she hit the button. I'm your new therapist, hey. I'm Jack. I just got to Burma. It is hot and steamy here.",1,spont,train train_spont_3154,"Holy shit. I came all the way to Detroit not to hear your voice, Beth.","It was your idea to have us come here too, you fucking tree.",1,spont,train train_spont_3155,You're a puppet? What do we call you?,You can call me Pupp Et. Last name is Et.,1,spont,train train_spont_3156,"Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's.",Wait a minute. What if I'm down for that kind of funky shit?,1,spont,train train_spont_3157,"Gary, has it occurred to you that if all the people in the world stand here that the whole earth could collapse from the weight?",Of course I've thought about that. I've thought about little else ever since I became the world's fair commissioner. ,1,spont,train train_spont_3158,"Whoa, your mom's got a gun.",Empty the money out of the cash register.,1,spont,train train_spont_3159,The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on.,"Right, it's like our blood out there.",1,spont,train train_spont_3160,"What a lovely party, Mrs. Crimpcrumper. You have a beautiful home here.","Why thank you. No sharp edges, everything's round, just like a doughnut.",1,spont,train train_spont_3161,"Let's see here with your reflexes. All right, I'm tapping your knee.","Oh, that is very hard. You're tapping me very hard.",1,spont,train train_spont_3162,"When you talk about your relationship being meaty, is that a good thing?","Well, there's still a conversation being had in the health advocates of America about whether red meat is good for the heart or not.",1,spont,train train_spont_3163,We have to de-ice before we can deplane?,"It's really cold. So, we iced up when we landed.",1,spont,train train_spont_3164,Is that something that's within the jurisdiction of the police to do? You're allowed to enforce dance competitions?,"I don't know if I am or I'm not, but that's what's happening, and I got a badge and I got a gun and a I got a note from my teacher saying that I'm real life policeman.",1,spont,train train_spont_3165,"Look, these blocks have symbols on them. These blocks are plain.","Yes, you've already started your intense currency for this futile system.",1,spont,train train_spont_3166,I'm so glad I waited for my cheat day to get here with you.,And I'm so glad I waited for love.,1,spont,train train_spont_3167,"That's right. And garlic. Put in there, put in the bag.",You better give me those sandwich pickles.,1,spont,train train_spont_3168,Christmas time is one of peace.,It's also for decorating little trees.,1,spont,train train_spont_3169,"Now that we've got that all straightened out, what did you want to say, Daniel? Jacket-less.",You know what? I'll put on a jacket if it'll make you happy.,1,spont,train train_spont_3170,"I'm Spelunk, the one who shoots the arrows that make people fall in love.","I've seen you shoot over 100 people, it's so romantic watching you work.",1,spont,train train_spont_3171,"The three life jobs that will get you killed are Navy Seal, test pilot and slap bassist and so don't take it lightly, please. ",I'm a clown's wife. I don't take anything lightly.,1,spont,train train_spont_3172,"OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world.",That's wonderful Jennifer.,1,spont,train train_spont_3173,Hi! Oh! I didn't mean to frighten you.,Jesus Christ. You showed up out of nowhere.,1,spont,train train_spont_3174,I'm Justin Wilson the cooking cajun.,I've seen you on tv before cooking prawn and crawdad gumbo!,1,spont,train train_spont_3175,"Dick, as your supervisor and store manager, I've got to say, there's a lot of customers with some very serious complaints.",I know! Those hangers are the worst! We had over two dozen hanger returns just this past week!,1,spont,train train_spont_3176,You have style and class. These other mothers are trash.,"You hear us, mothers? You all fucking suck.",1,spont,train train_spont_3177,"I want to read. Can you read, teacher?",Silly girl. My husband's white. I don't need to read.,1,spont,train train_spont_3178,Tricia's basically hung over every day.,I've been into getting hung over since I was 14. I get hung over all the time.,1,spont,train train_spont_3179,Who is that man that rush in there?,"Come on, Todd, you're the biggest. Why didn't you stop him?",1,spont,train train_spont_3180,I'm kind of uncomfortable that Pam's here.,"Pam's my friend, and Pam is going to be part of this family now.",1,spont,train train_spont_3181,I see your veins but I don't mind it. You're like a statue come to life.,"My veins tell my story, my journey. You can see a lot through someone's veins.",1,spont,train train_spont_3182,"All the jokes you made at dinner, I was OK with. I'm sorry I didn't laugh at many of them.",OK. It would have helped if you had laughed at a few more.,1,spont,train train_spont_3183,What if we tell them that we have to re-ice the plane?,I'd love to see that reaction. I'll go get the hose.,1,spont,train train_spont_3184,"I knew you could speak, honesty tree. I knew all along.",I've just been waiting for that man to leave. I've got some honesty to give him.,1,spont,train train_spont_3185,Can I persuade you to rent an apartment to me with this stack of money?,"Oh, that's my favorite thing. I'm like Scrooge McDuck, I love it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3186,"Well, you know, we live in the same neighborhood. We became friends around the community pool and one day my friend Stephen here suggested we go to a different body of water. Oh you said it before me, have I told you this story?","No, I'm just very intuitive. Tina taught me so much in her acting classes.",1,spont,train train_spont_3187,"Yes, I will pay you twenty large dollars that I'll got out and have printed up at a novelty store.",That's right. And each of those cost $1000.,1,spont,train train_spont_3188,"Like it's never happened before, Susan.",I wouldn't diarrhea on my own cloud.,1,spont,train train_spont_3189,I only worked there for a couple of days.,And you took all that sweet cake money and you became a real estate developer. I know you. You're the one who's changing this whole neighborhood into condos.,1,spont,train train_spont_3190,Wait a second. Who is this lady here?,I was hiding behind the pillar this whole time. It was pretty funny when the audience started throwing flapjacks at you.,1,spont,train train_spont_3191,"Excuse me, I'm this doctor's doctor. I was eating my carrot stew and I could help but notice. I don't believe you treat an allergic reaction with a hammer.","I gotta say, I don't feel better.",1,spont,train train_spont_3192,It's my first day I don't know the regulars.,"That's true we have no idea who you are either, get out.",1,spont,train train_spont_3193,Look at the way this turkey hand has a callus over one of the knuckles.,Hey you want a little peep behind the art curtain? Peep poo. Look at my knuckle.,1,spont,train train_spont_3194,"What's your name, honey?",It's Barbara. I'm named after my great grandma.,1,spont,train train_spont_3195,My back is really hurting a lot.,That's normal. You have wings on there now.,1,spont,train train_spont_3196,I don't know why the front door also have to be so small.,"Well, we don't want to make the souls feed bad.",1,spont,train train_spont_3197,You're going to go pack? What could you possibly have after hiding in a basement for a year?,"I've grown real attached to a lot of the stuff I had down there. Like a bean bag. I have a chicken down there. It's really small, you're not going to notice. It fits right in my pocket.",1,spont,train train_spont_3198,People don't want to believe that the ghouls can't touch you and you can't touch the ghouls.,That's right. It's not a two way street or a one way street.,1,spont,train train_spont_3199,"We want to trick them into it. Say because the Oscars are so Asian, let's go ahead and honor them by taking your shoes off.",We'll have sushi there for them to eat.,1,spont,train train_spont_3200,"By the way, Paul. Nobody has told me what your talent is tonight.","Yeah, Paul. What are you going to do?",1,spont,train train_spont_3201,"Guys, I understand we have the classic pole, so we slide down when there's a fire. We have no way of getting back up there. I looked all around. I started making chili up there.","I have a question. How do we start our day up there, if there's no way up?",1,spont,train train_spont_3202,"The whale could regurgitate us, which means we go out into the sea in a big wave of vomit and can't breathe.",I'm not afraid of this whale. There's not a vessel that floats in this man's ocean that I haven't been able to tame to this day.,1,spont,train train_spont_3203,"I don't know if that's going to work, and I don't mean to seem ungrateful, I just don't know how sanitary it is to put a kidney under a mat.","Oh, I'll put it in a baggie.",1,spont,train train_spont_3204,"Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili.",It's an old expression from the old country.,1,spont,train train_spont_3205,It's time for the light to sing its song.,We have been waiting for this for ten minutes.,1,spont,train train_spont_3206,"I couldn't help but overhear. But, are you and John doing some kind of deal or transaction?","If we're being honest, yes, it's a deal. I work for the the CIA and I'm not supposed to say anything.",1,spont,train train_spont_3207,"Hey you kids, stop talking about cumming over there. Go shop.","We're just doing our jobs, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_3208,"I was hoping you'd rise to the occasion and say ""no more killing people.""","Alright, note taken. Lucky for this girl, then.",1,spont,train train_spont_3209,"I'm sorry, I'm so late. My carnival barker answered the door. Normally I would do that. I apologize.",Well the bell just kept ringing and ringing and I didn't know if it was my tinnitus or what.,1,spont,train train_spont_3210,I have been having an afternoon long affair.,"With someone other than me, how could you?",1,spont,train train_spont_3211,"Theoretta, are you a bit of a pornography connoisseur?","Well, I'm all over ebay, I'll just say that. I know what something's worth.",1,spont,train train_spont_3212,I can't figure it out. These chairs are very confusing. What are they and what do we do with them?,Where did they come from and where are they going?,1,spont,train train_spont_3213,Stephan! Did you put that pigeon in a cage?,It flew in here and it was flapping about and I was worried it would ruin your hanging draperies.,1,spont,train train_spont_3214,It was my fault that I bought a used sextant.,Let me see the sextant. It looks like two popsicle sticks and a shoelace.,1,spont,train train_spont_3215,What's your name? We haven't met.,"It's Janet, and stop looking at her like that, Mr. President.",1,spont,train train_spont_3216,"I'm sorry to inform you that Brandon, our server has died.",That's terrible news. You also didn't have to tell us that he died. You could have just taken over for him or sent someone else.,1,spont,train train_spont_3217,What's the hold up? This session was supposed to start an hour ago.,"I would say that I grew a beard, but I already have a beard.",1,spont,train train_spont_3218,It said you were doing ham bone in the flyer though.,"It did say ham bone, but I realize that today is the day that I freaky Friday with my current domestic partner.",1,spont,train train_spont_3219,"Sorry, son. What's up?","I just wanted a little help with my geometry homework, but I could probably figure this out on my own.",1,spont,train train_spont_3220,So what's your wife salary? She's been on that show for 30 years.,Little known fact. The weather girl does not get paid as much as the anchors.,1,spont,train train_spont_3221,This is a chain restaurant. Ruth's Chris isn't here.,This is like the time we went to Olive Garden and there was no garden.,1,spont,train train_spont_3222,"I was born and then my parents hid me and then Barbara was in a coma, but somehow she didn't age.",Family's are so screwed up. I got put in a wagon once and rolled down a hill and nobody came to get me.,1,spont,train train_spont_3223,"But, we're not pointing fingers, right? So, we don't know who it is.","I'm not pointing fingers, that's for sure. I'm not. I'm only looking at one person though.",1,spont,train train_spont_3224,It's a pod of whales and a murder of crows.,"I'm sorry, I was not aware that I was on boat with William Shakespeare and Dame Edna.",1,spont,train train_spont_3225,"Sir, are you saying to Men in Black all the high school kids so that they forget everything?",I guess so or you could murder them.,1,spont,train train_spont_3226,"Honey, you're upsetting our daughter. Stop yelling.","OK, so, you've gotten us trapped in a belly of a whale, but I'm upsetting our daughter?",1,spont,train train_spont_3227,Daryl. Long. Winter. Beige. Fall. Tape. Wrist.,That's not what those vows say. I don't think she can read.,1,spont,train train_spont_3228,"That's not even on any more, The Belchy Files.","Yeah, cancelled during its pilot.",1,spont,train train_spont_3229,You say it was ten years ago today you've been alone?,"Yeah, everyone in my life left me on the same day. My parents disowned me. My husband of three years walked out the door. All of the pets evacuated the apartment.",1,spont,train train_spont_3230,People should enjoy the movie Dave even if our explosion goes bad.,In to the end they just cared about the movie because they knew how good and heartwarming it was.,1,spont,train train_spont_3231,"Alright, Carl, you're onto me, but don't tell you sister. She'd lose faith in her old man if she found out I murdered a hundred customers just because they didn't buy bikes.","Well, before she left, she did call you an asshole. Are you sure she didn't know anything about it?",1,spont,train train_spont_3232,We've got a giant snake to catch and only a giant hand can catch a giant snake.,"I may just be a docent, but that makes sense to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_3233,"Marjorie, can I please have some Ramen?","Yes, you can sweetheart. Here you go. I love when you call me Marjorie.",1,spont,train train_spont_3234,So those are all uniforms?,"That's right, I'm wearing the shirt as pants.",1,spont,train train_spont_3235,Digital photos are really catching on. We need some ideas to boost business in our photo processing booth.,We could blow on their faces. I used to love it when mom used to do it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3236,"Alright, right this way. Here's your table. Are you celebrating anything?","If you can celebrate sadness and loneliness, that's what it is. I've been alone for ten years today.",1,spont,train train_spont_3237,"I make sure my legs look good first, and then I take that energy to my midsection an use it. Wherever your eyes go, that's where I put my energy.","Oh boy, this is so hot and so tall. I'm losing my mind over here.",1,spont,train train_spont_3238,"We do English Country around here. So, that's why we use those terms.",I know. I've seen you all ride side saddle just like the English do.,1,spont,train train_spont_3239,Is there a way that I can make it a little spicier and do some black magic?,"Yes, I think you could do black magic. You seem like the type.",1,spont,train train_spont_3240,"Adam, I'm your first wife. Do you remember me?","Yeah, hi Lilith. I didn't know you were still here.",1,spont,train train_spont_3241,How long has your toilet been broken?,I've been going in there without flushing for about a week now.,1,spont,train train_spont_3242,Can you write me a good Yelp review? We're called the Tap Out Relay Therapists.,And your name is Jack? Jack the therapist. JTT.,1,spont,train train_spont_3243,I prefer to drive around in my native type of vehicle and I have ten members in my family. And I think I see at least ten Volvos here.,"Yes, we do have ten. We can get more if you need them.",1,spont,train train_spont_3244,Here's a lock of baby Donald's hair.,Why do you have this? Doesn't anyone else think this is weird?,1,spont,train train_spont_3245,"Yes, Billy is the skeptic of our gang.","I really am, I don't even believe I came out of my mother.",1,spont,train train_spont_3246,"Dad, be supportive.","I'm trying to be, Bibbles. But you have to understand, I'm just finding out that my husband can't read or count right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_3247,I have a lot of people coming into my office with their teeth having been completely destroyed by rocks.,"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.",1,spont,train train_spont_3248,"Shirley, it make you more charming, being American.",I just feel more interesting and more like everyone else without my accent.,1,spont,train train_spont_3249,"Look, Heckla, the tourist has figured out the next riddle.",They only solved once piece of it. They still have a way to go.,1,spont,train train_spont_3250,We won't give our profits away if give it to an old person that dies.,"And, we would need to make sure they sign their will over to the booth.",1,spont,train train_spont_3251,My name is Hank Thompson. Perhaps you've heard of me and the fine things I do for this city.,"Oh, of course I have. Your legend knows no bounds.",1,spont,train train_spont_3252,Should he really be flying the plane when he's high?,"It makes him more focused when he's high. He's about to put this bird in the sky, and it's gonna to fly.",1,spont,train train_spont_3253,"I'm so sorry for your loss. Grandfather was great woman, I'm told.","Yes, Grandfather was the love of my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_3254,We got there too late. He'd finished his unfinished business by the time we got there. He'd passed through the cloud.,That's an inside baseball term for ya. Pass through the cloud means he stopped being a ghost and he was just nothing.,1,spont,train train_spont_3255,"To be fair, you have these peanut butter samples and you're eating them.",It makes you seem inapproachable.,1,spont,train train_spont_3256,"It felt like we came into the studio, put on headphones, got in front of microphones and nobody said go or anything.",We didn't have music either. Were we even recording?,1,spont,train train_spont_3257,Your owners seem awful.,They spanked me when I was wet with a wood stick.,1,spont,train train_spont_3258,"Well, the square garden is really where it's at. You know, it has been scientifically proven that every good garden is a square.","There's one thing that's better about this one than other ones, well, you weren't working at the other ones.",1,spont,train train_spont_3259,It's our anniversary. We've been married 30 years.,Happy anniversary. I never would have guessed. You look so young.,1,spont,train train_spont_3260,Are you aware sir that sometimes your inflection is a bit formal and stilted.,"Sorry, my arms are heavy from these bags of blocks.",1,spont,train train_spont_3261,"It's been great being con men with you, but I think we need a new life. Maybe we can still stay here in this beautiful Hawaiian ticket booth, but instead of selling fake tours, we can just charge people to see the ghost of Hitler. What do you say, Hitler?","Well, I've got nothing in my calendar for the next eternity.",1,spont,train train_spont_3262,"I suggest something with filigree, perhaps. Everyone likes filigree.","Hank, if you say filigree one more time, I'm going to smack you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3263,"Is there any possibility I could buy a train ticket for the next train to Savannah, Georgia. Do you have such a route?","Why of course, we have a daily train to Savannah, Georgia.",1,spont,train train_spont_3264,"If you leave with this man, you'll ruin your life. Mark my words.","Oh my gosh, I'll take it. This life is so boring anyway.",1,spont,train train_spont_3265,Is that why you only gave us 2 plus signs after the A instead of the traditional 25?,I have a very steady way of conducting business.,1,spont,train train_spont_3266,"Slick, what the fuck? I'm starting to think you have no cool past of being a bad boy.",Is it true that you ran the most marathons ever? That's what you told everyone at school.,1,spont,train train_spont_3267,I've deemed you worthy. You can practice black magic. Here's a box of props.,"Wait, are these from that photobooth over there?",1,spont,train train_spont_3268,"I mean, his class only has a couple students in it.",Two students for a life drawing class? The capacity in that room is at least twelve.,1,spont,train train_spont_3269,I wish my baby brother would just go away and never come back again!,"Well, I'm here because you said the wish out loud. What a rookie mistake. A real rookie mistake.",1,spont,train train_spont_3270,"I can't believe it. Is that you, Big Willie? And Big Red?","Well, well, well. If I didn't know any better, I would have said you're that woman that I swore if I ever saw again I would give a big old hug and welcome back to the neighborhood.",1,spont,train train_spont_3271,"I wear a U2 t-shirt over my face that my mother gave me. I shift it, so different band members show.",It gives me variety.,1,spont,train train_spont_3272,"Todd, I gotta say real nice job. Real good brush off.","I learned it from you, Mick.",1,spont,train train_spont_3273,Now is the present does that make sense?,"It does, that explains why the old creepy doppleganger me disappeared.",1,spont,train train_spont_3274,Would anyone care for a cheese sandwich? I brought some with me.,"I will eat a cheese sandwich for my husband. I will take that bullet for you, darling.",1,spont,train train_spont_3275,You can stand there and tell me about your lake or you can help Toaster Strudel and I find our singing rat.,I'm sorry. Who are you sir? We haven't met.,1,spont,train train_spont_3276,"Now, just so you know, the ghost train isn't physically solid. So, we're going to be on these tracks and another train might pass right through us. But, that's very unlikely.",Fine by me. I'm not solid either.,1,spont,train train_spont_3277,"We're just doing cocaine. I'm a cocaine salesman, I was trying to sell some cocaine to this young man.","I actually enjoy cocaine and maple syrup, so I'm cool with it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3278,"Please, someone just move these trunks off of me.","Well, I seem to be trying. But these are so heavy, what's in here?",1,spont,train train_spont_3279,"Well, Anus, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful partnership.",It does. I'll take it right here on the kisser.,1,spont,train train_spont_3280,"There's screaming inside, definitely. Someone did call for help.",It's probably like one of those Benihanna's where they get real excited. It's probably somebodies birthday. Why else would they be here at noon?,1,spont,train train_spont_3281,They told us what to do last time there was a meltdown. But its just gone.,"They came in and they were like ""It's so simple. It's written right on the wall.""",1,spont,train train_spont_3282,"Hey dad, 'm excited to graduate, but I think maybe this spray tan was a little bit too much.",It's just right. I want everyone to know that you're my child.,1,spont,train train_spont_3283,Let's make love. That's just a regular mirror. They can't see us in here. ,And we were arrested by the disco police. Aren't we entitled to a gram of cocaine?,1,spont,train train_spont_3284,My husband's back to normal. I'm back to normal. I can feel my hands again.,It's the radiation from the x-ray machine.,1,spont,train train_spont_3285,"I'm going to do some damage, destroy neighborhoods, that's the plan.",He's very up front about it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3286,I'll give you 20 million dollars for a 1% stake in this business.,"Wow, that is way over my asking price. I have to go with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3287,"Maestro, you've some white foam forming in the corners of your mouth.",It's coagulation of duck and cocaine.,1,spont,train train_spont_3288,I think the Press Secretary has some sort of social issue. He just starts sweating like crazy.,I blame the public school system.,1,spont,train train_spont_3289,Do you guys still have that high school romantic tension? Am I sensing that?,I remember when you told me that people who move in together and kiss all the time didn't have to be in love.,1,spont,train train_spont_3290,"Congratulations, it's a boy.","Thank you, have a nice day. This is my coat, and um, OK. You've got this. You're a professional. I have dreams of my own.",1,spont,train train_spont_3291,Did you notice that the meat was both hot and cold at the same time?,"Yes, it was. It was like it had been heated and then frozen.",1,spont,train train_spont_3292,"Oh, I remembered! Wilson, John, Smith company. Doris works at the paper company.","That's right. It's called home of the white collar, blue collar employees.",1,spont,train train_spont_3293,I remember that day. I was your boss. I promoted you.,"You did, to cashier. And I was the fastest cashier for that month and I won a boating trip.",1,spont,train train_spont_3294,"Here, give him some disgusting dog food to eat. Dogs love it.","Yeah, I keep some in my desk. Do you want lamb or chicken?",1,spont,train train_spont_3295,"Agent Thompson, get in the office right now.","Yes, sir. Can I sit in the chair or should I stand?",1,spont,train train_spont_3296,"I know all the rules and the red tape for this sort of thing, but the fact is that most of the evidence is missing.","Oh, please don't tell me it was the office supplies.",1,spont,train train_spont_3297,"We can see you, sir. You're the real manager of the pet store.",He's an African Gray Parrot.,1,spont,train train_spont_3298,You've listened to every single MP3 I brought. Every single thing. And NASA said they're not sending any more.,"This isn't about what I listen to to. What might our guests enjoy listening to. We've listened to everything, sure, but they haven't. What do they have over on base one? I don't know what they listen to there.",1,spont,train train_spont_3299,"Excuse me, what's taking so long? I want to ride the ride.",He doesn't have a ticket again. This happens every Sunday.,1,spont,train train_spont_3300,"My sister believes in me, so she decided to let me do this on my own.","Well, if Crystal Light believes in you, then I believe in Dark Crystal, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_3301,"Oh, you work for the CIA? I've never known anyone that works for the CIA.","Yes, I work for them. I'm an agent in Florida, where I work with dolphins.",1,spont,train train_spont_3302,I think your wife's not going to make it after all.,How could she not make it? She comes to all my shows. She's my biggest fan.,1,spont,train train_spont_3303,"Well, that's the end of the Civil War and, Marla, it looks like you're about to give births. So open up.","Oh, Landsakes, I can't believe it's finally happening to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_3304,I do that procedure where you knock teeth out with a little hammer.,I think they call that Barberism.,1,spont,train train_spont_3305,Will our nipples be erect all the time in heaven?,"Yes, and you can run your fingers over them as you enjoy your ice cream in heaven.",1,spont,train train_spont_3306,"Is this your first time at a science fair, Heidi?","No, I've done many science fairs before back in Deutschland and also at the home of my husband, Seal.",1,spont,train train_spont_3307,"Rick, you know this school is very prestigious and you must wow us in order to be accepted. Only the best from all the galaxies attend this shul.",I'd be the first in my generation to attend an institute of higher learning and that's why I'm here today to do this monologue that I wrote in my spaceship on the way here.,1,spont,train train_spont_3308,Those nine girls being your nieces is complicated. ,You know what's complicated? Their hair.,1,spont,train train_spont_3309,"This is my partner, Officer Puffins.","Hey, how's it going? Don't make fun of my name, alright? My brother created those cereals.",1,spont,train train_spont_3310,I noticed you're holding what looks like a relay baton. Is someone going to come and take your place? And you're waving that relay baton at me very threateningly.,"At 50 minutes we leave the door open for the next - what did you say? Yes. It is a baton. Yes, there is somebody coming.",1,spont,train train_spont_3311,We all came in here and lost the ticket to our cars. He's never let us leave. We invented Wikipedia because we were fucking bored.,"So, we all have our own separate stories of how we came to be here?",1,spont,train train_spont_3312,"Now, you know that was a bad idea, Pip.","How do I know, since I never got to do it? In my mind, it's still a very good idea.",1,spont,train train_spont_3313,Are you two doctors? Is this why you're in my room?,We're not doctors. Not quite. I took a semester.,1,spont,train train_spont_3314,"If only that one word wasn't burnt, I could have better understood the poem.","We wish you luck in your quest, but we just want to go back into the darkness and watch TV.",1,spont,train train_spont_3315,Is that really how it works? The regular cast doesn't even know their lines?,"Yep, every night we just wing it. So far, so good, but you never know when it's going to come to a crashing halt.",1,spont,train train_spont_3316,The Jersey Shore Book of Shadows is one of those breathing books.,"Oh, my God, it's got horrible breath. I wonder if there's a way you can make it stop.",1,spont,train train_spont_3317,It just seems like everyone in my life has forgotten my birthday today. Including me.,"That's why I send those post cards every year, to remind you. Everyone loves to get a postcard.",1,spont,train train_spont_3318,"You should probably quit smoking. That's one of the reasons, also, that your daughter wanted a new daddy.","Yeah, I was smoking like a chimney and that was really bugging her lungs.",1,spont,train train_spont_3319,"Juan, I feel like we're losing customers left and right.","Well, maybe we should ask the patient why.",1,spont,train train_spont_3320,You're wasting the peaches and bullets.,"Claptrap can't do nothing right. I can't do nothing right, can I? My whole life all I tried to do was do right. And I can't do nothing right.",1,spont,train train_spont_3321,"Sasha, is this the time for me to try maple-cocaine paste?","Well, I mean, if we're not running away together, why not?",1,spont,train train_spont_3322,"Rudy, this show is going terrible. It's getting very dirty.","Yes, I feel like I should get back out there with my list.",1,spont,train train_spont_3323,I clean a lot. I'm a clean person. You don't have to come in and check my apartment if you rent to me.,"You're a very clean person. You have beautiful nails and nail beds. Your face is shining like the sun, but not in a greasy way. In a way lit from within. You have beautiful translucent skin. I see your veins but I don't mind it. You're like a statue come to life.",1,spont,train train_spont_3324,I got you a kiss kit because you're terrible at kissing me. Your mouth slides all over my face and it grosses me out.,"As his twin sister, he consults me in all matters sexual. So, I decided he should order a kit for you to help you out.",1,spont,train train_spont_3325,"Alec, Sulu updated her Facebook profile.","That's cool. Hey, looks like Sulu's drowning.",1,spont,train train_spont_3326,"Hey man, Buffett's here.","Mr. Buffett, Jimmy. Please, right this way. Have a seat.",1,spont,train train_spont_3327,"Are you kicking me out because I don't have anything interesting about my haircut or the way I dress? Sorry I don't dress like you, dad. I'm sorry I'm not unique or sartorial.","Well, look, this isn't making me change my mind on not wanting you around anymore.",1,spont,train train_spont_3328,"I just thought I should go to coach's funeral, and I thought what's the least amount of money I can spend on an outfit and I decided to come here.",That's what I did. I actually ended up buying three shirts.,1,spont,train train_spont_3329,"Yes, yes. We do worship Satan here, so that's let me just clear that up right now.",You have just settled a bet for me. Thank you.,1,spont,train train_spont_3330,"Well, where is the manager of the stadium, the commissioner of the league?","Skip, the health inspector is asking for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3331,That counting that you hear from outside might be my kids.,Can they not count? They don't seem to know if it should be counting up or counting down.,1,spont,train train_spont_3332,"Normally what we would do is clap you in irons and throw you in French jail and you'd never see the light of day. But we have a problem underneath the Eiffel Tower. If you were to break up these pickpocket gangs, I could probably forget that you murdered a man and also gave me his steaming hot kidneys.","You know, if he doesn't take you up on that offer, I will. I mean, I just overheard what you were talking about.",1,spont,train train_spont_3333,I played a lot of memorable games here and so I haunt this place to this day.,"Why, do you have unfinished business here at the Forum?",1,spont,train train_spont_3334,"Guys, I understand we have the classic pole, so we slid down when we here there's a fire. We have no way of getting back up there. I looked all around. I started making chili up there.",You left the stove on? That's not safe.,1,spont,train train_spont_3335,Look how much she likes you.,I'm gonna go get the camera. This is so special.,1,spont,train train_spont_3336,"Oh my god, what's over your shoulder? It looks just like you.",It's my twin brother Amos.,1,spont,train train_spont_3337,KriKrag was very specifically racist. It was weird because he was in a mixed marriage.,That's usually what happens. The thing you love about someone becomes the thing you hate after a long time.,1,spont,train train_spont_3338,Maybe we should just invite her and her little bean-eating friend inside to watch Jeopardy with us.,"Oh, I don't know about that. I mean, I want to be more assertive, but I think I would be intense to have them in here in my home.",1,spont,train train_spont_3339,"I know we just met him, but, Denise, do you think you're going to be okay doing this with Jim?","Well, now that I know his name and his backstory, I feel like I can empathize with him.",1,spont,train train_spont_3340,"Bye, Felicity. Have fun. I'll be in here.","OK. Barbara, I hope to see you again.",1,spont,train train_spont_3341,You spent all that time doing the arrangements.,Yes. I have a natural flair for it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3342,"Hey, boss.. Sorry, I came back to work. I left early and went home to my wife to have sex, and it did not go well.","Happens to me all the time. I mean, sometimes you're going there to have the sex, and it doesn't go the way that you wanted to, you know? It's too much moisture are like, or too little. Or it's too hot. Who wants to have sex when it's that hot? All types of things can happen. to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3343,"If Vera keeps singing, existence as we know it may unravel.",They're really giving her a lot of time on this show too.,1,spont,train train_spont_3344,"Monica, what have you been doing since high school?",Mostly I've been engaging in impromptu businesses.,1,spont,train train_spont_3345,"Oh my god, Angela didn't want to go with you because she knows you have herpes, OK?",It's cold sores on my penis. Not herpes.,1,spont,train train_spont_3346,There's smoke billowing out of the windows. We should probably check and see if our children are OK.,You do that and I'll wrap up your crow painting.,1,spont,train train_spont_3347,"Well, right this way. Down this long, long, long hallway.","All right. God, you weren't kidding. I can't even see the end of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3348,"Look, son. What's this headline here in the newspaper you're carrying?",All the wineries have gone bust since the law that all wine must be given away for free was enacted.,1,spont,train train_spont_3349,I don't remember anything before Frozen came out.,Who wants to? That's my favorite movie.,1,spont,train train_spont_3350,I don't like David's chances of graduation.,"No, the play must be performed to the satisfaction of every race in the galaxy, a nigh impossible task.",1,spont,train train_spont_3351,I actually wouldn't mind staying. My daughter's very taxing my mother is making me constantly feel guilty.,"Hey, fair enough. You stick around in the painting.",1,spont,train train_spont_3352,Your hands are extremely clammy. It's disgusting.,"Well, you know, I'm a nervous person, and my therapist told me that I should hold peoples' hands to get over it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3353,Home Depot doesn't carry everything.,"Yeah, I know you don't got tampons.",1,spont,train train_spont_3354,"When I first applied to be a weatherman, they told me I couldn't do it because I was wearing big shoes.","Yeah, everybody knows you can't be on TV with big shoes. But you changed all that.",1,spont,train train_spont_3355,It's so tall.,"I know, and there's a reason why I took you here for your first family vacation. You're my little girl. I love you. Daddy loves you. He couldn't be here, but he loves you. I wanted to give you some culture. I wanted you to walk among the wine heads.",1,spont,train train_spont_3356,I'm gonna put all of the foodstuffs and the linens in here.,That's a great idea! It's a good thing that lady told us about that hidden closet!,1,spont,train train_spont_3357,I never should have showed you how to control the ship.,"Well, it was your own fault for keeping me alive.",1,spont,train train_spont_3358,I happen to know a lot about nuts and I'd be happy to teach you anything that you don't know.,OK. You know what I'd really like is a name. Maybe you can give me the name of a nut.,1,spont,train train_spont_3359,"We tried, we gave this labyrinth our best effort.","We had a good run, but look, we're eccentric millionaires.",1,spont,train train_spont_3360,What do you think she meant by not sharing anything we see there?,It sounded - it's either really dangerous or really sexy.,1,spont,train train_spont_3361,I though you were some sort of strange samurai or something.,How did you do it? You figured out that the chef outfit was just a disguise and that I'm really a samurai! Now you have to die.,1,spont,train train_spont_3362,It doesn't breathe right. All the moisture collects in all the crevices and the nooks and the crannies. ?,I told you to get it waterproofed before go on a yacht in the super Mediterranean.,1,spont,train train_spont_3363,"Thank God you said father, I thought you were talking about me at first.",I actually thought he was talking about Goofy.,1,spont,train train_spont_3364,We have been living in a house full of rubble. I need some good news. We halted our construction for this.,"Darling, I wish I could say that wasn't a gigantic mistake.",1,spont,train train_spont_3365,"Cran, why don't you go toss yourself into the ocean and you'll be out of the way? ",I will. I'm gonna put on my lab coat and walk out there.,1,spont,train train_spont_3366,What do you think of this. Madison Cube Garden?,"Not to rain on the parade, but with the Madison Sphere Garden, lots of people died.",1,spont,train train_spont_3367,"Dad, I'm hungry. Now I'm really hungry.","Dennis, is it? Have you thought about going somewhere else to eat some food and leaving us alone?",1,spont,train train_spont_3368,Old man Jenkins,"Well she's what we need in this place, all you louses running around on your mechanical wheels, she comes in here with youth and life, I say bring her in!",1,spont,train train_spont_3369,Great job. Here's a $5.,You can just put it in the jar over there. We pool them together and then divvy them up at the end of the day.,1,spont,train train_spont_3370,"Jim, is it allowed for Mr. Takei to bring in polaroid photos for the contest, since they are already developed?","Yeah, sure. Why not? I'll grandfather it in. Good work, Mr. Takei. We are honored that you're participating in our contest.",1,spont,train train_spont_3371,"I'll have you know, this woman is the love of my life, and I feel even closer to her now that she's thrown up on my face.","Oh, gross, there's puke everywhere now. Even in this corner.",1,spont,train train_spont_3372,"Welcome to our racially diverse Chinese restaurant. Don't let my looks fool you, I'm also Irish. We're all from everywhere. It's the laws you passed, mayor. ","The laws I passed? Excuse me, I've got to get to city hall to look at my papers.",1,spont,train train_spont_3373,Margaret take us someplace. We want to go on a journey.,Close your eyes. We'll go on a journey within.,1,spont,train train_spont_3374,"Are you going to sing it Abbapella, which is Abba without instrumental accompaniment.",I assumed that's what it meant. It's very easy logic to follow.,1,spont,train train_spont_3375,Can we all go directly to the source to get it?,This is a little unconventional.,1,spont,train train_spont_3376,"What I really like more than poetry is sports. I know only family can get into that club,.","Technically, you're part of the Orzaball family. So, welcome to Sport Club. They have a lot of great sports. Some of them even have balls.",1,spont,train train_spont_3377,Am I dressed how you wanted?,"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, those look like joggers, but they'll pass. You know, joggers are similar to sweat pants, but they're a little tighter and form fitting. I wanted sweat pants.",1,spont,train train_spont_3378,I'm not a private detective!,I wasn't going to suggest that you were. I was just going to ask you what you were reading.,1,spont,train train_spont_3379,"Hey, stage tech. Can you please give us a spotlight on this lobster?","His name is Bob. And if there's one thing that maybe you need to learn before you graduate, David, is to learn people's names.",1,spont,train train_spont_3380,"Karen, I love you maroon lipstick.","It's from that new show I've been watching, The Friends.",1,spont,train train_spont_3381,"Mary Sue, you're wearing that same hanker-chief shirt you were wearing when I met you. Charming, I'm sure.",She's finally grown into her hanker-chief shirt that she's worn for years. She was horrifically underdeveloped for quite a long time.,1,spont,train train_spont_3382,"On a journey, three shall go, where it takes them, none shall know.",You're the storm drain oracle. I read about you too.,1,spont,train train_spont_3383,"That's why we're called Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow. We're the same thing every day.",We're the number one international hair magazine.,1,spont,train train_spont_3384,"Oh, I didn't see that. I'm sorry.",It's under my dress.,1,spont,train train_spont_3385,I'm still in here. Trying to poop.,"Okay, we're trying to leave. You're the one talking to us.",1,spont,train train_spont_3386,"I'm down to try it once, but if it don't work, I got a big old fist for you.","You're gonna punch a phone, Junebug?",1,spont,train train_spont_3387,So I'd get seventy percent of this money if I help you?,"I was thinking the other way. I would get the 70, you'd get the 30. You're a puppet. Like what do you need money for?",1,spont,train train_spont_3388,So I'll be back later. I'll bring my horse over and then we can all just have like a late play sesh.,"Jimmy, would you like to take a television for the road?",1,spont,train train_spont_3389,"Look, I don't know about you, but I made it to about three months old and now I'm stuck here in purgatory forever.","And that's the big joke, isn't it? We all look like adorable little babies, but we've aged. Mentally.",1,spont,train train_spont_3390,Farmer is my professional title.,"Wait, are we supposed to be addressing all farmers as farmer-something. Like doctor or policeman?",1,spont,train train_spont_3391,I thought hell would be full of evil people.,"Yea, but they are all kind of fucking whacked. It's nice to have a real ass bitch down here sometimes.",1,spont,train train_spont_3392,"We forgot to tell you something, mama. We didn't want to bother you. Well, nothing much, but we just probably are just gonna have to redo the same grade next year.",What is it? Just a book report? I'll write up a couple book reports for you two.,1,spont,train train_spont_3393,"That does seem like, you know, you were judging him a little to harshly.","Well, you may be right, but I felt as if I were judging him just harshly enough for having shat in my office.",1,spont,train train_spont_3394,You have not been here 30 years.,27 1/2 to be exact.,1,spont,train train_spont_3395,"Perhaps some day our paths will cross. Until that time, thank you for delivering these delicious bagels to my office.","OK. Well, thanks for taking the meeting with me.",1,spont,train train_spont_3396,"Here are the results of our latest conference. We have concluded that humans feel it's inappropriate for young men and young women to have sleepovers together at your age, so unfortunately we must say no.","OK, well, how about this. Do you mind if we play late? Like, super late?",1,spont,train train_spont_3397,"Oh, gosh. I don't know what to say. I like unicorns. I have a lot of stickers on my binder.",I like stickers. Very much so. My dad taught me all about 'em.,1,spont,train train_spont_3398,"Pinky, can you explain the opening to act one?","Our story is set in 20th century Rome. Visitors from another planet have come to meet Julius Caesar, not realizing they have made a terrible miscalculation in time.",1,spont,train train_spont_3399,I was kind of hoping Kay would help me pick out my jewelery.,"Oh, I see. You thought that Kay was a person and not just a slogan. There are people named Kay, but not in this place. There is a Kay that works at the piano place next door.",1,spont,train train_spont_3400,"You make me laugh, young man. You remind me of a young me.","Really? Well, I'm here because I was just looking to expand the family business. Maybe we can make a chain of our bagel shop. ",1,spont,train train_spont_3401,"The ghost cookies are Eucharists. It's Christmas, so I figured there should be some Christ stuff in there.",I put the label ghost cookies on the bowl because I wanted people to read it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3402,"So, Toadstool, that was how you made money.","Yeah, Leg Cramp ended up marrying one of those guys and leaving me.",1,spont,train train_spont_3403,And my client won't answer any questions about temperature.?,All right. Can I ask why did your client agree to this interview?,1,spont,train train_spont_3404,"Walk me through exactly what it is you want me to expose here, alright? I'm really freaked out and I'm not remembering exactly what it is.",Janice's husband is the father of that little Little League girl.,1,spont,train train_spont_3405,"Cut the rind off of my cheese, mother. I prefer a rindless cheese.","Well, that's the most nutritious part.",1,spont,train train_spont_3406,"We are ready to paint this whole building orange if you don't let me out of this contract, Mr. MTV.","Right after we tear it down, Mr. MTV.",1,spont,train train_spont_3407,Look at us. A secret society with a pigeon in a cage. We're hardly a secret society at all!,"That reminds me, we've got to get this pigeon out of here.",1,spont,train train_spont_3408,"Welcome to DM Sliders, can I get you a bike?","I do need a bike. A raccoon stole mine and I had to watch him ride away on it, and I guess I just need to replace it. But I need it to be inexpensive because I wasn't expecting to have this expense come into my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_3409,"We didn't want to eavesdrop, but yeah, we heard that you're leaving.","You were only using chairs as a buffer, so it was easy to hear.",1,spont,train train_spont_3410,"Oh no, he was supposed to shoot me in the head, and I was gonna shoot him. We were supposed to do it at the same time. He didn't shoot.","Well, I guess your son will have to do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3411,"If high end sushi shows up somewhere, George Clooney is sniffing around.",That's how they got him to do Ocean's Eleven.,1,spont,train train_spont_3412,"Steve, do you do anything besides accounting?","Yeah, I do. I also like to look in people's disgusting mouths.",1,spont,train train_spont_3413,"Hey, man! What're you doing out so late?","Oh, you know. Just trying to soak up the nightlife. Seeing who's out to party.",1,spont,train train_spont_3414,Do you take debit cards at this grocery store?,We do. Do you know your pin? It requires a pin.,1,spont,train train_spont_3415,Has anyone seen Iris? I'm putting these posters up all over the glen.,She has departed this realm for another.,1,spont,train train_spont_3416,You've never been in a pool and accidentally gotten water in your mouth?,"No, every pool that I've been in has been a Jacuzzi with the bubbles on and it feels like sparkling fucking water.",1,spont,train train_spont_3417,"This kind of life that we lead, it's tough.","I don't know if we mentioned this, but we fuck for money. We're prostitutes.",1,spont,train train_spont_3418,"We have a new order for you. Eat the cat. If you eat the cat, we might be able to get you back in time. It might be enough calories to sustain you to get the spaceship back to Earth.","OK, but what about air? That seems to be a bigger problem.",1,spont,train train_spont_3419,Can I get the first bus to the border?,I've got a bus that's headed up to upstate New York.,1,spont,train train_spont_3420,This is wonderful news because I was afraid of getting shot in the face or the arm or the leg or the abdomen.,Those are all bad places to be shot.,1,spont,train train_spont_3421,He's taken a Target couch cover and turned it into his princely robes.,"Ah, well, you know, I haven't that in so long since I've been in Hollywood because we have larger budgets, but you look fantastic.",1,spont,train train_spont_3422,What is all the noise out here? We're trying to watch television.,"I'm so sorry, Mr. Neighborhood Man. Oh, my God. Are you watching television in perfect darkness?",1,spont,train train_spont_3423,"Jack, did you just reveal yourself as a stair witch?",I can neither confirm not deny that I can am a stair witch. But I can confirm that I am late for a therapy session. Gotta go!,1,spont,train train_spont_3424,Karlt. Karlt. He's from the country.,"Stop it, my name is exotic.",1,spont,train train_spont_3425,"Dad, the amount of time that you're in worm holes is more time then you're actually home",It's because of your mother and her lack of loving science. I have to love science for both of us.,1,spont,train train_spont_3426,I thought we connected on the bullying thing.,"Oh, we did. Yeah, sure. I'm currently working through some past trauma.",1,spont,train train_spont_3427,"Ground God, big news. Apparently the word on the street is that Sky God is done. He's having mental breakdown.","Well, the timing could't be more perfect. Check out these pamphlets.",1,spont,train train_spont_3428,"Mr. Pearlman, I know things got a little testy in the principals office. I'm sorry about that. I think the toilet paper really set everyone off.","Yeah, I wish there wouldn't be a ceremony, where they present it to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_3429,It's the classic gift of Maine. I think they've been in there too long.,"We had the idea that we would put some crows in a box, and then when people open the box, the crows fly out. It's quite an effect.",1,spont,train train_spont_3430,There's something about your brown teeth that makes me think it's like the end of a day on a Monday when I've had a martini. ,I look like one of those horse ladies.,1,spont,train train_spont_3431,"Isn't it like Shakespeare said, ""Life is a show that's always on every week at the same time""?","I think you're paraphrasing, very liberally.",1,spont,train train_spont_3432,"Look, I don't question miracles mama and papa.","Nor do we, nor do we. You're a miracle Yorgy and you have miraculously trained this tapeworm to ride a bike.",1,spont,train train_spont_3433,"Daryl, you could write a check for $10.00 to be cruel. It seems like you might be a cruel man.",I guess I'll put that down in my notes on my phone. Things to do to other people.,1,spont,train train_spont_3434,I don't know if we can have an Oscar so Asian thing and then tell people to take their shoes off. People are going to think we're mocking Asian people.,Just say the blacks did it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3435,"Fellow scientists, we have a problem with Terry. We know he has a drinking problem, but he's been getting his rat drunk and letting his rat hang out with other rats.","Has he been recording his findings in a binder of some kind? If so, that sounds more like an experiment.",1,spont,train train_spont_3436,"Mr. Buffett, I can fly like an eagle. To the sea. Let my spirit carry me.","Sandy, do not quote Steve Miller to Mr. Buffett. I saw him kill someone in the magic show for saying ""abracadabra."" I saw it happen.",1,spont,train train_spont_3437,So sorry I'm late everyone. Welcome. I see everyone's set up. ,"Hey, Gavin.",1,spont,train train_spont_3438,"This is my husband, Earl.",He is not how I pictured from the story.,1,spont,train train_spont_3439,"Thank you for letting me see the world, but I want to go to school.",You'll go to school when our job is done here in Afghanistan.,1,spont,train train_spont_3440,"I'm Curt Menafee, your play-by-play man for the dance off.","And I'm Betty, a very masculine woman.",1,spont,train train_spont_3441,"Honey, some man came in the room. He broke through one of those paper locks and was questioning you. You threw your fists at him.",I was a criminal and your husband beat me up. He was awake the whole time. He certainly wasn't asleep.,1,spont,train train_spont_3442,That London couple always gets the best seats.,I love them. We should hang out with them more.,1,spont,train train_spont_3443,"Mr. Denny, will you take me and not my daughter? Let her go. She'll make a good wife to Robert, and he'll be a productive employee.","I suppose if I were to determine the way in which you were killed, that might satisfy me, and your daughter may yet live.",1,spont,train train_spont_3444,"Demetrius, I am getting nervous. I don't know where chuck has gone. Ever since he went to that haunted house last night, I haven't seen him anywhere.",I wish you would stop asking about him. You're married to me now.,1,spont,train train_spont_3445,"Daniel, fan away some of the smoke with your signature cowboy hat.",You expect me to take this hat off. Hold on a second.,1,spont,train train_spont_3446,"Yes, but I lied and said I had spilled them on the floor!","But, that didn't really help the group, did it?",1,spont,train train_spont_3447,To see the painting in person is wonderful. But is it smaller than you thought it would be?,So much smaller. But look how melty the clocks are. This really is tremendous.,1,spont,train train_spont_3448,Why would you have a lot of grudges? You seem like such a sweet old lady.,The cold war was really brutal.,1,spont,train train_spont_3449,You guys have an entire room just for outdoor shoes. I'm not used to that at all.,And you never will be used to it. You're an outsider.,1,spont,train train_spont_3450,"Ruth, did you hear that? The loud Doctor said that they are going to the TV studio.","If we just climb in the back of their pickup truck, they might not notice that we're in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_3451,"Sally, come on in here now honey. Sally, hold my hand.","OK, mom. Oh mom, you're dying.",1,spont,train train_spont_3452,"Hey, how's it going over here? Has Bob here taken care of you? Has he recommended some of our 65 different margaritas?","Yeah, he just listed them all by memory. He's really great.",1,spont,train train_spont_3453,I thought you would take care of that. This is your show.,OK. I have a friend from college that's a psychic.,1,spont,train train_spont_3454,I want friends.,Go to a club. Join a club if you want friends.,1,spont,train train_spont_3455,"I brought my Dyson from home. It's a $67,000 vacuum that you have to plug in and still use your hands and body with.",You could go to Africa like 10 times for that.,1,spont,train train_spont_3456,I just put the new setlist at your feet right now in case you need to remember the names of Rush songs.,Thank you Mr. Setlist. What would I do without you?,1,spont,train train_spont_3457,I do need some gas. But I'm assuming you don't have gas here.,We're a bike shop. And we don't carry gas bikes. So you are correct.,1,spont,train train_spont_3458,"Listen, we get blamed for that stuff. When you take costumes out of a box and try to do yourself up as a bucket, we get blamed for that because we can't say that everything in here comes alive after hours.",I just want to be a bucket. I'm so tired of just holding mail. I want to hold water that's runoff from a roof.,1,spont,train train_spont_3459,He just listed all the margaritias by memory. He's really great.,"Yeah, it just came to me. I realized, hey, I've memorized the entire list.",1,spont,train train_spont_3460,"Hi, my name is Dayle, with a y. I'm the poolside masseuse. You guys order two massages.","Yeah, I'm going to have feet and hands. And he's going to have just the limbs.",1,spont,train train_spont_3461,"Well, sure, we have problems like any other untraditional couple.",The less traditional you are the more problems you're going to have.,1,spont,train train_spont_3462,Here we go. Flying into the sky. There's the storm cloud we're looking for.,There's a lot of lightening shooting around in that thing. Are you sure it's safe?,1,spont,train train_spont_3463,"What? But, father, Lucious is my best friend!","If you don't kill him, I will kill you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3464,"I'm going to go to the R-BnB, too. I'm leaving you..","If you go to the RBB you can never come back to the CCD. Catholic Christ Dormitory. Never, ever.",1,spont,train train_spont_3465,"You're a science teacher, Mrs. White. You're a child that presumably has a science project due and you've got those beautiful balls. Is there a way to combine these three things and enter your balls into science fair.`",What if Mrs. White taught me to draw veins and I did a diagram of my dad's balls?,1,spont,train train_spont_3466,How much is this call costing? Hang up the phone. I don't want to wait all day to talk to Dr. Phil.,"Baby, Dr. Phil made you a more gracious person earlier. Remember his teachings.",1,spont,train train_spont_3467,"Get in here my office, Geum. Or whatever you're going by right now. That stunt that you pulled cost the department $100,000.","Look, angry lieutenant, I was doing it because I was doing my job, okay?",1,spont,train train_spont_3468,Too bad that show was cancelled. It was misunderstood for its deeply complicated jokes.,I'll have to check it out on Netflix. It's probably there.,1,spont,train train_spont_3469,"I came all over the place when I saw that movie. It's embarrassing, but important.",It is important that we not be ashamed of our bodies and all the stuff that they do that we can't control.,1,spont,train train_spont_3470,"Are you the girl, who was the oldest girl on the Cosby Show?",I was just there to get rufied by Bill.,1,spont,train train_spont_3471,This is just my natural body hair all matted down with years of oil and sweat. It's become somewhat of a pelt.,It looks just like a tweed suit!,1,spont,train train_spont_3472,"I'm laughing, but I'm scoffing. I'm scoff-laughing.","Oh, my god. I so don't get scoffing. Everybody, they're like ""Pete, you never get it when I'm scoffing.""",1,spont,train train_spont_3473,"Sasha, do you require help brushing that creature?","I could use some help, yes. Might you grab a milk pail for me to stand upon?",1,spont,train train_spont_3474,Middle children always have trouble.,They really do. They're great communicators though.,1,spont,train train_spont_3475,I feel like this yo-yo is very expensive.,I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me.,1,spont,train train_spont_3476,"I'm so happy that you carry spoons on you. They're warm as well, just like the whisky.",I carry them both near my thigh.,1,spont,train train_spont_3477,Look at that giant over there.,He looks like he's from Game of Thrones. He's enormous.,1,spont,train train_spont_3478,You kind of look the same. You're a little bit taller and you're a little hairier.,But I have a beard now.,1,spont,train train_spont_3479,I'll just hang it right here. What do you think?,"Well, I think it looks nice, but it's like the crow's eyes are following me.",1,spont,train train_spont_3480,So you're a Canadian music fan who's here in Los Angeles to see Rush?,"That's exactly right, Mr. Wilt Chamberlain's ghost.",1,spont,train train_spont_3481,"Thank you, Peter. You're so gifted.",Please call me Slick.,1,spont,train train_spont_3482,"We have come to have a romantic understanding, isn't that right Madeline?","Yes, it is. We enjoy each other's company. We still have not had sex.",1,spont,train train_spont_3483,220 dollars for a rear view mirror is crazy.,The part is 120. We don't do work for free.,1,spont,train train_spont_3484,"Mom, do you know Mr. Piccadilly? Mr. Piccadilly is from Kansas.",I'm from Kansas and you notoriously do not care for the Kansas man.,1,spont,train train_spont_3485,"Boss, I had the script of what I was supposed to say and I lost it before I came here.",You gotta learn to go from your heart sometimes.,1,spont,train train_spont_3486,"On both of my knees, I had to get the cartilage sucked out of them, but they were able to replace it with just a fine cotton batting that you usually find in stuffed animals.","Well, I barely heard you walk in here, so it must be working.",1,spont,train train_spont_3487,"Sweetie, you seem to be deflating a bit.",Thank you doctors.,1,spont,train train_spont_3488,I'm just saying I come from a very forward-thinking family.,"Did you do all those dumb rituals, like, she became chief because she passed all the trials like she squished the jellyfish, and she touched the geo duck without making it gag?",1,spont,train train_spont_3489,"I just wanted to come on over and introduce myself to you as your new neighbor. I seen a little fat kid running across the lawn, so I figured somebody was home.",Thanks for saying I was running. I'm trying my hardest. Being on Weight Watchers at five years old has been a real struggle.,1,spont,train train_spont_3490,"I didn't realize it was you, Mrs. Gwyneth. Here, I'll take off my clothes.","Oh thank you. Oh my god, we live in a place where what I did going around naked was OK and everybody now takes their clothes off around me?",1,spont,train train_spont_3491,"There she goes, back to her home planet, presumably.",She's still floating away. It's a very slow departure. She looks like she's lost. She's pointing.,1,spont,train train_spont_3492,They're huge novelty sunglasses. Why do you wear those? They get in your way all the time.,Because I don't want to forget 2013.,1,spont,train train_spont_3493,"Sasha, how are you enjoying the home and the horse we have provided you?","I'm doing great and really enjoying it. She's quite tall, Mr. Popple.",1,spont,train train_spont_3494,I ain't got nothing going on tonight.,"Yeah, I know, you keep telling us that.",1,spont,train train_spont_3495,"I have to ask you, daughter, why have you done this? Why have you transported us to Dimension Kangaroo?",Father? It took a very long time to decide which dimension to go to. Each dimension is very special in its very own way.,1,spont,train train_spont_3496,We're losing them right and left. They think they have free will. We can't have it.,I think we need to really scare them. I think we gotta put the literal fear of god into them.,1,spont,train train_spont_3497,"Dave, you're fired.","That's right. We came out to fire you even though, I don't have the authority to do so, but Lad does.",1,spont,train train_spont_3498,I specifically said I wanted the Keebler striped chocolate cookies. You bought the generic store brand.,They didn't have the Keebler brand and I wanted to save money.,1,spont,train train_spont_3499,"Our bailiff, India would normally transfer pills from one person to another. That's how we do things here. You don't just get to had things back and forth willy nilly.","Yeah, but I'm feeling lazy today.",1,spont,train train_spont_3500,This affects us. You're talking about getting the voices out of your head. That's us.,"Well, if you'd stop yourself, I wouldn't have to.",1,spont,train train_spont_3501,"Have you met my daughter, Iris?","Iris, well she's a Pretty Woman.",1,spont,train train_spont_3502,"When my daddy doesn't believe me, it cuts up my soul, but then a scar forms and makes it stronger.","That's right, I tell her that every day.",1,spont,train train_spont_3503,Do you think they need chefs over there in Candyland? Maybe I should go with you.,"I don't know, I'm a child.",1,spont,train train_spont_3504,What is it you have to do to graduate? I'll write up a couple book reports for you two.,It's a couple book reports. And you need to make one of those things in a shoe box with people. And it's gotta explain atoms.,1,spont,train train_spont_3505,We forgot to spray paint the cameras before you started shooting.,Twenty of the bank workers are dead and it's all on tape.,1,spont,train train_spont_3506,We've been doing the same production of Romeo and Juliet for three years?,In English. In Paris. It's confusing!,1,spont,train train_spont_3507,They're not a face character if their face is covered up by another face.,We were told to always refer to them in character regardless of what we saw before us.,1,spont,train train_spont_3508,"We must be so close to our car that we can just walk. Hey, the door seems to be stuck. Do you have child locks on these back here?","Yeah, well, you know. I hope to have a child one day.",1,spont,train train_spont_3509,"The hospital actually burned down, while Mary was in there. She was the last person that was operated on in that hospital. ","Oh, my God. That's awful. How could a fire have even started? Those places are built so they can't be burned down.",1,spont,train train_spont_3510,You're turning me on talking like that. Let's go make love in those bushes over there.,I can't think of anything I'd rather do more.,1,spont,train train_spont_3511,"I'm proposing we do some kind of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Zac Morris, freeze time and then go back somewhere else kind of thing.",Now you're talking my language. Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the jazz of television programs.,1,spont,train train_spont_3512,"I'm so sorry, Peter. But I want to be a part of the family. I know you read the portents in the sky. You had to know this was coming.",I've known from the time I woke up today that this is my last day on Earth. But I will live on through the crow painting I have sold to your family. My eyes will be the crow's eyes.,1,spont,train train_spont_3513,Of course we grew up in Minsk and then spent some time in Italy. Before we come here.,"That's right, and of course I studied in hotdog school at The Sorbonne. In Paris.",1,spont,train train_spont_3514,"Those concert tickets were a gift, right?",Yeah. My boss says I'm in to weird music and thought I might like these. He doesn't know me at all.,1,spont,train train_spont_3515,We are sending you to planet Earth in the 20th century to begin work as a playwright.,And now we must do the intergalactic incantation to send our new acting friend to his new destiny in the language of the ancients.,1,spont,train train_spont_3516,"What are those lumps in your jacket? I thought that was some kind of a down jacket, but now I just see they're all lumps.","It's just some things that I'm transporting from one place to another, that's all. There's no need to pry any further.",1,spont,train train_spont_3517,"I just wanted to have a fun, spontaneous trip to a random location.","Well, mission accomplished I guess, except for the fun part. And the food and lodging's weird. This whole place is weird.",1,spont,train train_spont_3518,"Come, sit on my lap my beautiful boy. How was your day?","It was good. I almost choked on a piece of meat. But I taught the children to do what you told me to do, to use the universal sign for choking.",1,spont,train train_spont_3519,"You're gonna punch a phone, Junebug?",I've done it before.,1,spont,train train_spont_3520,Those stilts have to stay. Those are our property.,"Well, I hope somebody fucks in them later.",1,spont,train train_spont_3521,Just got the word. Everyone's cousins are coming to the play.,I'd rate that a four and half on something I would enjoy happening.,1,spont,train train_spont_3522,So your husband on board with a murder mystery game night? I know he usually likes things more lavish.,"Yeah, Don has said he thinks it's going to be professional actors and there's going to be a formal dinner. But it really all comes in a box.",1,spont,train train_spont_3523,I'd like to bring everyone into the store. Is that OK?,"We should put this to a vote. Officer, would you mind getting us a pad of paper and a pencil so we can make secret ballots and vote on this?",1,spont,train train_spont_3524,"Mr. Ghost, is this a show or are you telling us a story about a show?",My show is about a character that I play telling the story of a show he saw.,1,spont,train train_spont_3525,"I don't know why I didn't notice this about you before, Kyle.",I'm pretty good at hiding it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3526,I'm 35 years old and took mushrooms recently. The trees told me that I should make a bold choice. I'm thinking I'd like to do a mohawk.,Are you sure you want to do that? That's pretty extreme.,1,spont,train train_spont_3527,"For an immortal oracle, that guy's got cut legs.",He really does. I heard he used to ride a bicycle nude.,1,spont,train train_spont_3528,I don't have anywhere to show my wares yet. The wait list is so long to get a table.,I can always make a little bit of room at my bowl table.,1,spont,train train_spont_3529,"And remember, always bury an extra key. In aisle four.",Under the pantyhose.,1,spont,train train_spont_3530,It's really sad that you forgot your daughter's name.,I have a secret to remembering people's names. Shorten it or just call them sweetie.,1,spont,train train_spont_3531,I borrowed those bullets. I didn't steal them from you.,Expect this grudge to be held for 25 years.,1,spont,train train_spont_3532,Whoa! Look at Rookie's boner.,That was favorite Disney film growing up.,1,spont,train train_spont_3533,But do you have to keep the garbage in your car? Is that part of the podcast?,"You know, I guess not. Now that you presented it that way. But I always felt, why throw it away? You know, those are memories.",1,spont,train train_spont_3534,"I showed up, like, 45 years ago to get this job done and we've been haggling for years.",How did you end up in this painting?,1,spont,train train_spont_3535,"Okay, I got four hours to Cordelia's violin recital, so let's start moving some boxes.",And I'm supposed to have that cancer surgery.,1,spont,train train_spont_3536,I've been made fun of before. It's not nice.,"No, me too. We've got so much in common.",1,spont,train train_spont_3537,"Attention casino guests, we are still trying to find the gosh darn ticket that's inside the fortune cookie.",I'm so mad at you. You've distracted me from that ticket for months now.,1,spont,train train_spont_3538,"I just want to get into the theater to see Hamilton, the beloved musical.",We came all this way from England.,1,spont,train train_spont_3539,I have fallen in love with you. I wish you not to leave.,But I'm 15 and you're 40 billion years old.,1,spont,train train_spont_3540,They can't see what happens here. All the mail comes alive!,"Oh no, it's already happening!",1,spont,train train_spont_3541,I feel like there is something happening just like this in another parking garage at the exact same time.,"Yeah, it feels like a temporal disturbance.",1,spont,train train_spont_3542,"Darling, don't you see that I'm afraid of you dying from a cholesterol attack.","Well, I could get hit by a bus walking down the street.",1,spont,train train_spont_3543,Eleanor. Time for your first day of middle school.,"Well, I've got my books all tied up in my book strap.",1,spont,train train_spont_3544,All of the LaCroixs have a birthmark right at the back of their tongue.,Wow! They're identical cousins.,1,spont,train train_spont_3545,I'm just going to put the whole cookie in my mouth at once.,OK. I'll be right here. I don't want to talk and I don't want to get in your way. I just want to hang out quietly.,1,spont,train train_spont_3546,"Well, I'll admit that making love is trouble, but we somehow did it twice.",It is a risk every time. It's one worth taking.,1,spont,train train_spont_3547,I'm pretty sure I've been by here before.,"Yeah, I think I might be lost. I mean, I've been here for three years.",1,spont,train train_spont_3548,"People gossip, written down and sent to each other. Which is a terrible idea.",It's actually a great system unless the mailman starts opening up the letters and reading them.,1,spont,train train_spont_3549,"Well, I didn't know if it was a shotgun marriage that someone forced them into, like an arranged type of thing.",Ketchups don't marry each other at all. Marry ketchups means mixing them together. Look what I'm doing here.,1,spont,train train_spont_3550,If we move back to Base One we'll be laughed at by the Base Ones and the base ones.,"Maybe initially, but maybe if more people like you live the way that they feel is natural to them - stood up for themselves - exited the storage pod, if you will, maybe people like me wouldn't feel so isolated and so alone.",1,spont,train train_spont_3551,It seemed like she wanted me to have her jacket.,"Right. If you have a nice jacket, you're basically advertising that it's a great jacket and you probably want it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3552,Like the famous series of books that I've been reading since childhood??,We call 'em biographies.,1,spont,train train_spont_3553,"Bruce, you don't seem the appropriate person to talk to about this, but I am so in love with Blythe Danner, I know not what to do.",Ugh. You can take her. I don't need her anymore.,1,spont,train train_spont_3554,"Sorry I'm late, everybody.",No one was expecting you.,1,spont,train train_spont_3555,We heard that this hill has been condemned.,"Yeah, it's not zoned for multi-level structures.",1,spont,train train_spont_3556,"Oh, do you see that airplane?",That's the airplane that is coming to save us from the other hill people.,1,spont,train train_spont_3557,I'm getting exhausted. Playing 20 or 30 characters by myself is a lot.,"Well, it might help if you didn't smoke while you were performing.",1,spont,train train_spont_3558,"Hey, uh, anytime you want to start moving here.","Alright, let me just turn this on and get rolling, I guess. Just shout if you see your car and I guess I'll stop.",1,spont,train train_spont_3559,"Mr. Havingtrack, is this true? You're on a billboard?","I'm afraid so, Mr. Dubinshield. I did used to have a career before I was in mega development.",1,spont,train train_spont_3560,"Listen, Miles, I know you're conjuring otherworldly spirits, and I know you've got some kind of diabolical plan. I don't think it's just a figment of my imagination. I think it's a figment of your imagination, and I have to do something about it, even if it means taking an axe and fighting the temptation to live up to my father's reputation.","Quadge, if you want to go to war, than I'm ready to go to war with you and you are not going to like the outcome because I will like the outcome because the outcome will be in my favor and not yours. Do you follow me?",1,spont,train train_spont_3561,That's a - do you see what I see??,That's a chicken right there. That's a talking chicken. That's supposed to be dead 'cause it's in cold storage.,1,spont,train train_spont_3562,"Mom, you're so beautiful, but not in a weird way. Did you get younger? Geez, I was so busy at the bank, I didn't think to see how you were doing.","That's my Ira. Ira, if I could give you breast milk right now, I would. I just love this child.",1,spont,train train_spont_3563,"And, since we might be smoking you to death right now, is there anything you'd like us to tell the world about you. Or your siblings?","I guess tell my siblings I know I was the problem, and now that I'm gone we can finally be a family. Minus me of course.",1,spont,train train_spont_3564,"Listen, I know there's been a lot of carnage today in your gym. A lot of people died today, but it's just so America can be fit again.",You can't go past this point without a membership. We can give you a guest membership for you to have a day pass.,1,spont,train train_spont_3565,"So, you're going to pull from your life. I want to know what's happening. What do you think?",I was mad because I wanted Captain Crunch and mom said it's bad for you.,1,spont,train train_spont_3566,Bernadette and I wanted to spank the shit out of each other.,"It's a real challenge to spank someone with an oven mitt, I'll tell you that much.",1,spont,train train_spont_3567,"Michael and Michelle, you're the last things that came out of me and I love you for that.",That's great. I feel like this highway is a dangerous place to be having this conversation though.,1,spont,train train_spont_3568,But it's the best place for my skill set. ,Slopping together meats and cheeses? Get out of the house. I'm disowning you.,1,spont,train train_spont_3569,"Rhonda, may I speak to you for a moment? Rhonda, do you love Jebodiah?","You know me, I fall in love so quickly.",1,spont,train train_spont_3570,It was so fun how you could just go online and it wasn't a big deal. You were so smart about finding the information on officiating a wedding.,"You know, if I actually had filled out that certificate, it probably would have been a real marriage.",1,spont,train train_spont_3571,I'm just going to head to the bathroom. I'm not shitting. I'm just going over the the bathroom for 15 to 20 minutes.,Did you know his biggest fear is being discovered in the bathroom?,1,spont,train train_spont_3572,"Honestly, you gotta get a lock for your journal.","I know, I know. But then, what if I lose the key - know what I mean?",1,spont,train train_spont_3573,Would you like to join my post apocolyptic game of cribbage? I'd like to recruit you. You seem like you have nimble fingers.,"Well, I am a chef. I have to be fast so I don't cut my fingers off.",1,spont,train train_spont_3574,Excuse me. My dish has ketchup on it and I didn't put ketchup on any of my food. Who is cleaning these dishes?,"Pardon me, ma'am. That's my fault. Let me take care of that for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3575,What is your most popular ice cream flavor?,Vanilla butter is a favorite. We take vanilla and butter and just mix them together.,1,spont,train train_spont_3576,"Roll down your window, sir.",I'm a woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_3577,"What percentage is that, honey? Daddy taught you math.","It's 33.3%. You thought I wasn't going to know that, didn't you?",1,spont,train train_spont_3578,We do farm medicine.,"Yes, we're very concerned with cows at the moment.",1,spont,train train_spont_3579,"Wait a second, you're that Doris? You're the stadium organist?",I had a poster of you on my wall. My mom's still got it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3580,"Let's see, I have a coupon in here somewhere.","You really have to hurry up, ma'am. The line is long.",1,spont,train train_spont_3581,"Doris, do you want to go show me more terrible things you've made?","Yes, I do. I took a can of soup and I tried to turn it into a swimming pool for dogs.",1,spont,train train_spont_3582,Would you like to see the Disney vault?,"Yes, it's like Christmas!",1,spont,train train_spont_3583,"Hello, love, checking in?","Yeah, is this the Classic London Hotel?",1,spont,train train_spont_3584,"Well, I have no authority over you.?","Nobody ever does, mom.",1,spont,train train_spont_3585,"We have many lotions in our house, don't we Dad?","Yes, we are royalty. We have the finest of lotions available everywhere.",1,spont,train train_spont_3586,I'm trying to talk to my colleague here. We work together on this corner.,We will get out of your way as soon as we know where we're going.,1,spont,train train_spont_3587,So I just took a dump. It was full of fish.,Why would that surprise you? You have been on a fish only diet since you went to Vietnam in the 70's.,1,spont,train train_spont_3588,I guess I'm going to get my laundry.,"Yeah, why don't you do that? I think I'm going to apply for a new job.",1,spont,train train_spont_3589,I feel like we have that focus in common.,I guess we're not so different after all.,1,spont,train train_spont_3590,"John, did you remember to ask people if you had teeth?","Yes, I did. I constantly asked people if I had teeth. But, I couldn't hear their answer because I had shock deafness.",1,spont,train train_spont_3591,"Quadge, if you want to go to war, than I'm ready to go to war with you and you are not going to like the outcome because I will like the outcome because the outcome will be in my favor and not yours. Do you follow me?","I do. Then, I say we take it to the stage tonight in our opening performance of Hamlet and, in the big sword duel, we'll use axes; poison-tipped axes.",1,spont,train train_spont_3592,"Okay, I think you're definitely insane and I think your dad is, too, but like, this is really interesting out of anything to do right now. So, like, let's go get Miles.","You mean, like, ""get"" get him? Like just meet up with him or get him?",1,spont,train train_spont_3593,Just bare in mind that 10% of that Captain Crunch will go to your agent.,They always take a little off the top at Fantastic Sams.,1,spont,train train_spont_3594,You don't understand what's cool and acceptable and what's not. Give me back my lip smacker.,"Yeah, and give me back my eyelashes.",1,spont,train train_spont_3595,"I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but there's a cockroach out there.",Gary's out there?,1,spont,train train_spont_3596,What's my eel skin cane's handle made of? Ivory?,Of course. We ripped it off an elephant this morning. Nothing but the best for CIA operatives.,1,spont,train train_spont_3597,"So, I think that I shrunk us.","Yeah, and yet we never really got to how that happened.",1,spont,train train_spont_3598,"Yeah, of course you're here for the football game. Yeah, go ahead. I just need your ticket.","I don't have one. I thought you could just, you know, let me in.",1,spont,train train_spont_3599,"Yeah, the wave that pushed us in here took him. He was doomed from that moment on.",Damn those rogue lake waves.,1,spont,train train_spont_3600,She was the one who set his hair on fire.,"I did. I set his hair on fire and then I let him walk out of my life. I let him stop, drop, and roll right out the door.",1,spont,train train_spont_3601,Do you believe in safety? I don't believe in it. So I'm not going to strap these port-o-potties down.,"My dad used to say ""we're racing with the bulls"" if we don't strap 'em down.",1,spont,train train_spont_3602,"Well, why don't you make like a tree and leave?","That was a pretty good one. I guess we still have some things in common, like our sense of humor.",1,spont,train train_spont_3603,She only brings her business body to work. Her personal body stays at home.,"Mmhm. I gotta separate the two. I got my party haircut. Business in the front, personal in the back. It has a secret message shave into it that only you can read if we're hang out, not on the clock.",1,spont,train train_spont_3604,"OK, Sherry, you look terrific.",I feel great.,1,spont,train train_spont_3605,I'm a robot and I express my love in binary.,The robot is in love the the Queen of Numbers. I like that. It's an added twist.,1,spont,train train_spont_3606,Does this outfit look authentic?,"You look very civil warish. I wasn't there, but I think you look great.",1,spont,train train_spont_3607,"Well, how much change is in the cup holder?",I usually keep seventy five cents for emergencies.,1,spont,train train_spont_3608,This is the hardest part of farm living.,We're going to have to call the vet and have them come down and do what a man's got to do when a pig's not feeling well.,1,spont,train train_spont_3609,This guy really fucked us on the sale now.,"I mean, we should have been warned when it was a Betty Boop check.",1,spont,train train_spont_3610,"Unfortunately, as a representative of Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey, I've got to let you go.",I'm going to go to the Circus of Vargas.,1,spont,train train_spont_3611,Do you want me to go get you some ice cold ice cream from the Cold Stone Creamery?,I would love an ice cream. Do you know how long it's been? Hours in fact.,1,spont,train train_spont_3612,"Oh, no. Ya'll made Lisa cry.",I just want water. I don't like the sparkling. It makes me burp.,1,spont,train train_spont_3613,I'll take care of it with my bionic arm.,It's moving so fast. You've absorbed all the lemonade and you barely moved.,1,spont,train train_spont_3614,"So I would like the Chihuahua Margarita. Whoops, I can't even say it right.","I knew what you meant and that's part of being a good server, intuiting what our guests are trying to order.",1,spont,train train_spont_3615,"Well, I mean, my wife overreacts to everything. She's a hysterical woman, as you know. I'm just forgetting things that people normally forget.","Well, she told me two weeks ago that you were supposed to buy her a blasted dress, and you forgot to buy her the blasted dress.",1,spont,train train_spont_3616,You're eating chicharrones? Where'd you get chicharrones? ,Apartment 11C. It's a new family that moved in there. I think they go to the international market.,1,spont,train train_spont_3617,"Oh man, once I start eating string cheese, I can stop.",Do you peel it or do you eat it bite by bite?,1,spont,train train_spont_3618,"Oh, Diane. I love the Chicken Festival. I've never heard a cluck I didn't like.","Well, here's this year's contestants. First up, Mrs. Feathers. ",1,spont,train train_spont_3619,Thank you for the money. I'm going to buy a house with it.,I'm happy for you. It's a good investment. Be sure to bring us back any change.,1,spont,train train_spont_3620,Has anyone seen my Apple watch? The one I normally keep in my mouth?,It's in the dishwasher.,1,spont,train train_spont_3621,"Oh, you girls love getting together to play cards.","Yeah, last week I won a pair of steel toe boots. I don't know what I'm going to use them for, but I won them.",1,spont,train train_spont_3622,"This is real like for me. Although, I do enjoy Buffy the Vampire Slayer show. They have such snappy dialogue.",There's so much action too. I love the whole mythology of the whole show.,1,spont,train train_spont_3623,I can help you be your best self. I can tell from the fur on your flannel that you live with some furry creatures.,"Yeah, I have four. One of them hides under the bed all the time and I forget that he exists.",1,spont,train train_spont_3624,"Oh, sorry. Let me finish this cheese.","Oh, please, no. I'm sorry to interrupt you on your lunch break.",1,spont,train train_spont_3625,I want to be crushed by a big person because that's what I deserve.,OK. Make me big. I'll crush you.,1,spont,train train_spont_3626,"Ruth, I wish that I could home school you rather than send you to that sinful place. But, I like to watch my stories. So, I can't take time out to be teaching arithmetic and how the world is 100 years old.","Yes, those stories and your love of them has pretty much saved my sanity.",1,spont,train train_spont_3627,"Oh okay, I don't know the words though.","There's not that many. Here's the thing, man. It just turns into a sea of noisy love. You know what I mean?",1,spont,train train_spont_3628,"Okay, first of all, you're human. Second of all, you want to add a waddle.",I'd love to have a gobbler. Competitive large. Competitive.,1,spont,train train_spont_3629,Eat the circus peanuts. You know you want to.,"OK, I'll start with just one.",1,spont,train train_spont_3630,Who smokes anymore?,"A Dirt God's kid, I'll tell you that.",1,spont,train train_spont_3631,"Mr. Patterson, do you write mystery books or action books? Because I like mystery books that actually are action books.",Well then you're in for a treat. I write mystery books that are secretly action books.,1,spont,train train_spont_3632,"Mrs. Bender, I want to apologize to you and the twins. I should probably put on a shirt, don't you think?","I didn't want to say anything, but if you absolutely feel you have to put on a shirt, then go ahead.",1,spont,train train_spont_3633,You seem to be exerting yourself quite a bit with the rubber mallet.,I'm smashing your knee right now and there's no response.,1,spont,train train_spont_3634,What is this strange liquid coming out from my beeps and boops?,I think she's peeing.,1,spont,train train_spont_3635,I thought people in Florida always just acted like it wasn't happening.,"That's for outsiders, dear.",1,spont,train train_spont_3636,You didn't have to tell us that he died. You could have just taken over for him or sent someone else.,"Well, here at Houston's, we're family.",1,spont,train train_spont_3637,"Well, you're welcome to walk away, but let's see how far you get without that.",How dare you! I'll never find a shoe that sumptuous or supple again! Please go find it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3638,Here's your slop you piece of crap? What are you laughing about you shit show?,"They say it's your birthday, but I ain't singing shit.",1,spont,train train_spont_3639,We don't have that movie anymore. Someone did not bring it back.,Do you have any other movies similar in tone? Just like two guys carrying another guy who is not alive. Do you have any movies like that?,1,spont,train train_spont_3640,Your boner is tap dancing across the breakfast table.,It's a powdered fish monster.,1,spont,train train_spont_3641,I would love to give my opinion on what you should buy. Have you heard of the troll bead?,I saw the ad about troll beads. They seem magically to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_3642,Let's give him another 15 minutes. I believe in Todd.,"Well, we only booked the hall for two hours, so 15 minutes is about all we have left before they give us the boot.",1,spont,train train_spont_3643,"The school is cutting back, just pop your retainer out and we'll get you out of PE.",I guess. What's the first order of business?,1,spont,train train_spont_3644,I grew up as a nighttime Christians.,"I hear that's tough, because how are you gonna, like, tell your dreams not to swear or listen to secular music?",1,spont,train train_spont_3645,Monday I'm going to have a room of my own. With a broom and a chair.,"Junebug, be quiet under those stairs.",1,spont,train train_spont_3646,"I am having a strange, tickling, electrical impulse sort of feeling in my chest-ular area. In fact, don't hug me right now, you might get hurt by it. It almost feels like human anger.",Join me in the kitchen and we shall engage the fight protocol.,1,spont,train train_spont_3647,Is there anyone else here that could help me get change?,"I don't think so. We made a resolution that we were always going to have somebody here to be available to help the customers, but we haven't followed through.",1,spont,train train_spont_3648,"Timothy, will you mop all this up for me?","Yes, Mr. Timmons. Whatever you say.",1,spont,train train_spont_3649,Well then who's ordering the new thimbles?,"Jeez, I could order some more thimbles for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3650,I want to get to the airport on time.,"I think you missed your flight time. Time passes a little more quickly here in Maine than it does anywhere else, even though it seems to pass very slowly.",1,spont,train train_spont_3651,I see that you are friends with an insect or something.,"Yes, my name is Mr. Sims. And this is my good friend, Gary the Cockroach.",1,spont,train train_spont_3652,"This is Snaton. He's part snake, part devil. Not to be confused with Satan. There's be a whole thing about that. But Snaton, he came first.","Yeah, I think I was sort of a first draft.",1,spont,train train_spont_3653,Do you feel that being small is the only thing that's allowing you to stay a nurse?,"Yeah, if I'm big again, nobody wants me as a nurse.",1,spont,train train_spont_3654,Somebody said y'all needed a speech for y'all's graduation.,"Gosh, it's Jack Thunderstorm from WPIG.",1,spont,train train_spont_3655,"All right guys, let's go out there and give 'em a show.","Guys. Let's learn from our mistakes last time. Everyone has their magnetic shoes on? And no one brought a bomb, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_3656,Let me help you with your bags.,"Honey, why don't you go with Jermaine and take the bags up? I have a question to ask Shanice. ",1,spont,train train_spont_3657,The long con is finally paying off.,I cannot wait to stop acting.,1,spont,train train_spont_3658,"What's wrong with this thing? This radio, I just bought this thing. What's wrong?",These things take so many batteries.,1,spont,train train_spont_3659,Where were the toilets? I have a big blockage.,"OK. Well, I'm here to help.",1,spont,train train_spont_3660,"You know, there's only so many house of night.","Yeah, you're telling me. I'm trying to sleep!",1,spont,train train_spont_3661,It's so hot. Why are we talking about this disgusting popcorn we sell?,"It's only going to be make it worse. We should talk about something positive, like how much money we will make today.",1,spont,train train_spont_3662,"Hey, can the other eight of us weigh in at any time or are the four of you just going to dominate this conversation?","Yes, I have certain things I'd like to say about this very complicated case.",1,spont,train train_spont_3663,"To attend her funeral? I have a feeling that, yes. She would like that.",If we can get on the first taping of The Price is Right - they're doing nine tapings today - we can make that funeral and hardly miss anything.,1,spont,train train_spont_3664,"Delores, she put a lot of work into that volcano. It's an exact representation of the Monaloha.","Monaloha, like the nuts. Like I must be to have married into this family.",1,spont,train train_spont_3665,Have you tried telling Linda that you love her?,"I tried. But, I was too shy. I could never get it out.",1,spont,train train_spont_3666,"Cookie, I've never been down in this part of the ship.","Little Twitters, of course you haven't been. This is for authorized personnel only. It's not for little Twitters.",1,spont,train train_spont_3667,"I love you, darling. You look so beautiful today.","Thank you so much, mom. You're radiating.",1,spont,train train_spont_3668,Using cameras with film is part of the contest. It has to be photos that have to be developed.,"Yeah, it's because they haven't seen our flyers or had our dogs yet.",1,spont,train train_spont_3669,"Daddy-master, I'm having doubts about your teachings. I feel as if I belong with Maybelline and Danielle. Deidre, will you come with us?","I appreciate it, but I can't go because I'm your mom.",1,spont,train train_spont_3670,You have to have some green chilies before you leave Santa Fe.,Those sound spicy. Are they spicy? I have a sensitive stomach.,1,spont,train train_spont_3671,They had to write in that line about how the song was coming to an end because it didn't rhyme and people were confused.,I've been such a fan of country music for such a long time. It's such an honor to sing here right in front of this bathroom.,1,spont,train train_spont_3672,"As the weigh-in coordinator, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry because I feel like I let your daughter into the fighting ring with a man who was twice her size and known murderer.","Yeah, and his name had the word ""monster"" in it, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_3673,Talking to your Memaw is not a job.,It sounded like you just took notes.,1,spont,train train_spont_3674,"Well, what?","Well, okay lets do it, we're going to kill them and we're going ot live in the sizzler just like our parents taught us.",1,spont,train train_spont_3675,What's this paper? Change of address?,"Daddy-master, please don't be too harsh are Maybelline.",1,spont,train train_spont_3676,I'm so used to drinking lemonade.,"Oh, but this is fresh squeezed.",1,spont,train train_spont_3677,She's the girl that's always kind of quiet and weird in the back of the room.,"I try to keep to myself and I try to learn and I try not to get in anybody's way because what I see my mom doing is getting in everybody's life, trying to make changes. I'd rather be invisible.",1,spont,train train_spont_3678,This is the ghost of an 80's radio.,"Oh, it's a terrible story when that 80's radio got murdered here at the bell house.",1,spont,train train_spont_3679,Did you also check out and not return Clue?,Oh no. It's in my elaborate robes.,1,spont,train train_spont_3680,"Well, thank you for the thorough explanation about how you lost your handicap placard. You did all the character voices very well.","That was, like, that was a half hour explanation. It was really good.",1,spont,train train_spont_3681,"Monique has beautiful hair, doesn't she?","Yes, it's like Bo Derrick.",1,spont,train train_spont_3682,I heard the diamond turns green when it senses it's going to be stolen.,"That's why we picked a day when it's going to look more hazel, so that people pay less attention to it. Hopefully that won't happen, hopefully it's just an urban myth about the green thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_3683,Jasper. What are you doing out here? You're in front of the covered wagon.,I just heard you guys talking and I got worried. You said if I ever got scared to come to the front.,1,spont,train train_spont_3684,"Hey, I made you something. It was just pocket lint. I had to work quickly while you was looking through the record albums.",It looks like a rabbit.,1,spont,train train_spont_3685,My name is Charlie. Dr. Charter and I are here to tell you about a disease.,"That's right, Charles. You're a brave kid. It's a disease that strikes very few people. But, when it does, oh boy, does it really hit hard, right in the balls.",1,spont,train train_spont_3686,"Well, I'm having some people over and I need a Santa.",Give me a room to change into me Santa costume. I'm in!,1,spont,train train_spont_3687,"I'm sorry, you're right. I'll be cool.","OK. Just lay down. We will fill a tub with ice, leave you in it. Leave a message on the mirror - which will now be redundant.",1,spont,train train_spont_3688,"Miguel, whatever you want to do, I just want you to feel free in November to do what you want in our magazine Hair, Hair. You know, really up that column for us.",Right. I'm thinking of full color photos of multiple heads of hair.,1,spont,train train_spont_3689,Look how small Denise's place is. There's no furniture.,"Oh, it's smaller than a bedroom even and it's her whole house.",1,spont,train train_spont_3690,My husband won't touch any doors.,What a weirdo and I'm a doctor.,1,spont,train train_spont_3691,"You did, to cashier. And I was the fastest cashier for that month and I won a boating trip.","That's right, you won a trip to the lake. Old Whale Lake.",1,spont,train train_spont_3692,"Thomas, I gave you a gogurt, so give me your coat.","I guess that's true. Here you go, Laurent. I'm sure I won't be that cold without it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3693,Oh betty our daughter fresh fish has just been taken.,Yeah I heard that they took her to box canyon.,1,spont,train train_spont_3694,"Your beautiful brown eyes, they are like a great spruce.",OK. That was pretty specific. She still said nothing about your woman hips and didn't say your name was Bruce.,1,spont,train train_spont_3695,"I was asking if I could use an Amex and then I believe he said ""Fuck off."" It's a platinum.","A platinum, huh? We will accept it, but we will slap you once.",1,spont,train train_spont_3696,Maybe that's why Brandon was wearing that weird wig.,"Yes, he's trying to protect his organ jar.",1,spont,train train_spont_3697,"I think that's a monsoon, you guys.","Great, Lilith. You really screwed things up by coming back in time.",1,spont,train train_spont_3698,"Here is your change, it's in bus tokens and POGs.","Oh great, look you even gave me a slammer!",1,spont,train train_spont_3699,"She's out here all alone, have you noticed that?","You're right, I did notice that, she doesn't even have a broom either. I kinda feel bad for her, in a weird way.",1,spont,train train_spont_3700,I don't act but I took a stand up class. And I got a couple laughs. I do stand up at night. I'm not just a water bouncer. I'm much more than that. I'm a funny guy. I protect the funny.,So you're a funny bouncer? You bounce funny out the room? I don't get it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3701,"Listen, Ronnie. Tim is going to stay here with you. He had some questions about opening a Twitter account for you so you can share your experiences.",He's a social media manager. He has questions for me on opening a Twitter account?,1,spont,train train_spont_3702,"Before that part, I thought we were going to do our vows.","Oh, silly me. Look, I'm going by a manual, and I think these two pages are stuck together. We'll go back.",1,spont,train train_spont_3703,"So, let me get this straight. I put a piece of paper in here, and then I can go somewhere else and the same piece of paper comes out over there?","That's right, and I'm happy to run it right through for you. We're about to start dinner.",1,spont,train train_spont_3704,We should go back there. I bet she's more vulnerable than the last time we tried to attack her.,Especially now that we know to bring treasures back after we doink her.,1,spont,train train_spont_3705,Catalina. I don't know if you should be doing this much testosterone. I'm concerned about you. You've been snapping on everyone.,"Well, you know, it's sad I don't have your support, Mom. You know I've always had the feeling that I want to go a little harder, be a little faster. You know? It's only had positive effects, alright. Except for the negative effect of the lack of support from my own mother.",1,spont,train train_spont_3706,I use an app for my boarding pass. Do you want to scan this?,"Of course, sir. There we go. If you can just put your face up next to the vent over there, the mist will take care of the rest.",1,spont,train train_spont_3707,"Cousin, I just heard you are willing to give me a kidney to keep me alive. And i just want to thank you so much for that promise.","Oh yeah, you gonna get that kidney. I tell you what, leave your door open a crack tonight and I'll just slip it under the mat.",1,spont,train train_spont_3708,"We can agree on that. Too bad we don't get along otherwise, because you're pretty amenable.","You know what? In another life, Quadge, maybe we could have been friends with each other.",1,spont,train train_spont_3709,"Oh boy, she's talking to Disney Dan out there. He's so handsome.","I mean, gosh. He should just work here. He should just be the only boy working at The Boy Store, because he's so handsome.",1,spont,train train_spont_3710,"Brad, I think you're evil, a great fighter, and I hope you get your come up very soon in a weird way.","Well, tomorrow night at the Humpback Casino, everyone will see how righteous I beat my opponent, Cincinnati Emily.",1,spont,train train_spont_3711,Your feet are heavier than they look.,"Yeah, that's because I've go sequins sewn onto my socks.",1,spont,train train_spont_3712,What an alarming and interesting day we've already had at the fair. Do you feel any less intimidated?,I feel less intimidated. I think because those people are outsiders. They're not from Minnesota.,1,spont,train train_spont_3713,"This is your fault, Mom. Your arranged marriage to Dad messed us up.","Oh, let me tell you something. For arranged marriages, statistically, the rate of divorce is way less than how you people do it now.`",1,spont,train train_spont_3714,"Thadeous brought his own Dyson. A Dyson, Mr. Seacrest.",That's how much we love this carpet and its level of cleanliness.,1,spont,train train_spont_3715,Everyone down. We want all the pickles.,"Give us all of them. Sweet, sour, kosher, dill.",1,spont,train train_spont_3716,"Fasty, you tricked us! You had us put these bungee cords around us so you could loop us all together.","Yes, I did a maypole around the three of you. Now, we know why Nancy is such a monster, but we don't know why you're such a monster, Cedric.",1,spont,train train_spont_3717,"Well, there's only the one seat.",We can share one cheek each.,1,spont,train train_spont_3718,"Honey, you're the trees and life is the forest.",You're the Forrest Gump to my Bubba.,1,spont,train train_spont_3719,You ever noticed that jewelry's crazy? Like people just assign value to shiny things but they don't really have value.,Yeah. It's funny 'cause it's true.,1,spont,train train_spont_3720,"Well, John, the flakes are falling. It's another beautiful winter in Schenectady.",I know. This time of year is kind of my favorite time of year.,1,spont,train train_spont_3721,What do you all want from me?,I want to meet the band Heart.,1,spont,train train_spont_3722,"Our counselor Judy, she's fantastic. She's just up the street and very affordable.","Yeah, and she's somebody you can trust. She really listens to us and the idea that we can tell her anything and she won't tell anyone else is such a comfort.",1,spont,train train_spont_3723,i'm real excited about being acknowledged by you in public.,"I promise you, this being a Saturday, I can tell you that come Monday morning at school, I will yell across the hallway ""Oh hi there Murder Beth!""",1,spont,train train_spont_3724,We gotta run with what's working. Dad! Hey dad?,What are you doing? You're breaking the fourth wall here.,1,spont,train train_spont_3725,"Oh, we're sorry, boss. They asked for soft boiled. It's the softest boil you can do.",It's not the matter of boiling. It's the egg itself. I want the best!,1,spont,train train_spont_3726,"Oh honey, get the camera!","OK darling, here it is. How do you work this thing again. See, this is a Samsung.",1,spont,train train_spont_3727,"Do not go in there, it is rough.","Oh, Roger, you're back.",1,spont,train train_spont_3728,Your hair. It is an interesting style you've made in it.,Thanks a lot. I've got a bit of pigeon feather in the back and this is a talon.,1,spont,train train_spont_3729,"Oh, yeah. I'm the only one without a substance abuse problem.",It's almost like it's related to you or something.,1,spont,train train_spont_3730,I was very sorry to hear about your wife. Did you get that Blu-Ray of Cubed 2 that I sent?,It cheered me up more than I would have expected. Thank you.,1,spont,train train_spont_3731,There's a lot of lightening shooting around in that thing. Are you sure it's safe?,That's the storm cloud we have to go to. It will send us back in time to bible times. We have no choice.,1,spont,train train_spont_3732,"So, I'm just going to scrape around the tooth with this hook.","Yes, that's right. You're removing plaque that builds up over time.",1,spont,train train_spont_3733,"Fred, you're not good at being mean. ",Thank goodness. That felt terrible.,1,spont,train train_spont_3734,You took a shit in front of the bathroom door.,Somebody should have told me. It would have been ruder to shit in this chair than to go over to the door.,1,spont,train train_spont_3735,I'm Sly and I got huge veins.,I'm spry and I would love to get up on those veins in a sexual way.,1,spont,train train_spont_3736,"Listen, I'm wanted in Montana, alright. I need your help. Will you be a friend to me or a foe?","I'm a foe a little bit longer, but then I'll be a friend.",1,spont,train train_spont_3737,"I planted the blackberry bushes, that are very thorny.","Wow they really are spiky, look at all those people hanging on them! Are they ok?",1,spont,train train_spont_3738,What kind of grocery list is this? It just says food.,It says white bread and rice.,1,spont,train train_spont_3739,"Dr. Mark, you're an obstetrician in the area.","Yes, and I just need a rear view mirror, and I need to get back to the hospital.",1,spont,train train_spont_3740,Thank you for coming to this Lair.,"Madame, I'm a surgeon, but it's boring. Is there a way that I can make it a little spicier and do some black magic?",1,spont,train train_spont_3741,You're probably recognizing me from the posters for Grocery Store.,You're Reginald Grocery. In the flesh as I live and barely breathe.,1,spont,train train_spont_3742,"Well, you treated her poorly. You abandoned her in Italy.","Can I be honest with you? She was a drag, right? I mean, I'm not crazy. She was the worst.",1,spont,train train_spont_3743,"No, I won't walk into that trap. You try to get me to be right and, all of a sudden, the next thing I know, I'm on the dingy. ?",You're right. Why should I change when the world try to accommodate my mistakes?,1,spont,train train_spont_3744,"I prefer you pronounce my last name like ""Peer-t.""","Well, I'm sure I'm sorry for how I've been pronouncing it all these years.",1,spont,train train_spont_3745,"They didn't have anything without dairy or soy. They tried to give me toppings. And they had the scroll in the register, so they couldn't open it to get my scroll without me buying something.","Well, you could just buy something and not eat it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3746,I am not a good doctor.,"Well, you're very upfront about it. I like that you're a straight shooter.",1,spont,train train_spont_3747,"I'm afraid it's not up to me who dies, dear. I don't get to decide.",It should be me. I decided to put my television on the side wall instead of over the fireplace like the obvious choice.,1,spont,train train_spont_3748,I've got fifty cents. It's my last fifty cents. I'll probably be dead soon.,Well cancer's going to get all of us at some point.,1,spont,train train_spont_3749,"She sent me a message from the underworld. Here's the message, and I don't know what it means. ""Don't do it.""",I know what she means. She means don't leave Denny's with that man.,1,spont,train train_spont_3750,I don't know if there is any way to get back in the laundromat.,"Well, the owner has a key and then you have the lock pick. We could probably try one of those.",1,spont,train train_spont_3751,Can I call you Evilynn? Then we'd be Meegan and Evilynn.,I like it. It's almost like Evil Kineeval.,1,spont,train train_spont_3752,"I sent the check, so there was no need to steal the car.","Well, you could have sent it certified mail, and then someone would have delivered it to me in person.",1,spont,train train_spont_3753,"Little guy, you're very tall for your age.",I know. That's what's wrong with me. I don't like being so tall.,1,spont,train train_spont_3754,This boat is gorgeous.,"It's lovely. I gotta say, there's something serene about being on the water.",1,spont,train train_spont_3755,"So, I could be a narrator for the show.","Yeah, just like a narrator that gives no details whatsoever.",1,spont,train train_spont_3756,That's my boy up there. And I couldn't be prouder of him.,"Oh, G71. Our son is a true Feelings star up there.",1,spont,train train_spont_3757,"Tad, we are in a whale. Any moment, we could be vomited or blow holed out of this place. Tell us your truth.",OK. I've never shared this with anyone before.,1,spont,train train_spont_3758,"Aw, hell yeah, Mr. Determen. Let me pump this fist a couple times.","Troy, I didn't realize you had a prosthetic arm.",1,spont,train train_spont_3759,"But what bathroom do you use, if you're a woman's soul inside a man?","I know you're from North Carolina, but please, let's not get into that.",1,spont,train train_spont_3760,Oh. You're like ZZ Bottom.,"I like you. You're funny. I really like you guys. If I ever died, god forbid I ever do, I'm going to cut you in on a little something I call my will.",1,spont,train train_spont_3761,"I suppose if what you're saying is true that all of these dummies can come to life, then we should let them all out of the cages.",Think of all the museums in all the world. What if all those things and the people in every painting are trapped within it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3762,The suspense you're building is also a talent.,"Thanks, I've never been complimented on my suspense abilities.",1,spont,train train_spont_3763,Look at their heads. They look like they belong together with the mohawk and pins.,Look at our heads. We're both completely bald.,1,spont,train train_spont_3764,I love this library and I hope it never goes anywhere.,It's amazing and it just makes this place feel like a small town. I feel like it's our kind of people.,1,spont,train train_spont_3765,"I brush back my hair and do a little head twirl, and I am so shaken by your presence that I start to go wobbly and I'm afraid I'm going to fall of my stilts.",I buff my scalp and I twirl my mustache. I clean my glasses on the end of my sweater. I sound my barbaric yelp over the stilt-tops.,1,spont,train train_spont_3766,I feel like you've been in line many times today.,"Yeah, I got a fast pass before, then I came back through with a single rider pass.",1,spont,train train_spont_3767,What's most important is that we move the body so we can do the construction.,It seems like something we should call the cops to do.,1,spont,train train_spont_3768,You can't fire a guy just because he yells weird things down a toilet.,"I don't know why you can't, but you're right.",1,spont,train train_spont_3769,You career got in the way of being a mother to these (?) chickens.?,"It's OK, we're aliens - we can kinda do whatever.",1,spont,train train_spont_3770,"Tyler is a top-notch agent and he's never failed us in the field. Everyone thinks he's a kid, it's weird.","No one's gonna fall for that, he's a 25 year old man with an over-sized lollipop.",1,spont,train train_spont_3771,"Those veins on your body aren't real, Mrs. White?","Not completely Meredith. They're drawn on. I can show you how, if you'd like.",1,spont,train train_spont_3772,It's so true. I'm just going to let it flutter into my mouth like a feather.,I'm gonna waft this one in the air towards you right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_3773,Good thing my convertible top is open.,I can't believe he drove his car backstage.,1,spont,train train_spont_3774,Are you church choir review Ralph? Your reviews are vicious.,"I mean, if they're not putting in the work they don't deserve a good review.",1,spont,train train_spont_3775,"Guys, I don't mind telling you that I'm terrified. You see that figure in the corner, right?",I do. Everyone get behind me. I brought a flask of holy water. The power of Christ compels you demon. Be gone.,1,spont,train train_spont_3776,Sometimes my mother is sad though.,Let me guess. Derek's smoking has gotten out of hand again?,1,spont,train train_spont_3777,I haven't even made a kill yet. I'm so depressed.,"Oh, bless your heart. I have killed 12 pianos. Drowned each and every one of them.",1,spont,train train_spont_3778,You shall take these blocks and you shall turn it to currency. You will be a king.,"But, I want to be a little boy forever.",1,spont,train train_spont_3779,"Well, OK, I'll get those peaches and oh look what we're gonna have. A little peach and chocolate PowerBar mousse as soon as I get this whisk through this PowerBar. ","It's an uphill battle, Carol.",1,spont,train train_spont_3780,"Well, she's my cousin. So we have a ton of them in the garage.","Rodney, how close of a cousin are you to Rosie O'Donnell?",1,spont,train train_spont_3781,"Hello, local beefcake.","Yeah, I'm local somewhere. That counts right?",1,spont,train train_spont_3782,"What do you say, Beth? One last stall together before we go our separate ways?","That's sounds really great, Daniel. I'll be happy when this is over.",1,spont,train train_spont_3783,Those two people look like they are struggling on that date. He has told four or five jokes without one peep of laughter.,Absolutely. This Panera is so quiet. Everyone is listening.,1,spont,train train_spont_3784,Look at those two. They're loving on each other so fervently.,I'd love to ask them some questions.,1,spont,train train_spont_3785,"You prompted me hard, like you wanted to hear it. You were desperate.",Of course. I secretly wanted to hear it. I was in love with her.,1,spont,train train_spont_3786,"I'm kind of of a collector. So, not only am I collecting the Big Macs as I test them out, I also am collecting glass found in Burger King parking lots.","Oh, I collect sea glass. We have so much in common.",1,spont,train train_spont_3787,"What's it like where you live now, Mrs. Bender? I bet it's better than Van Nuys.","Well, it's everything I thought it would be, but there's something else. It's lonely sometimes.",1,spont,train train_spont_3788,Is this about your wife that was stoned by the children and then ran away?,"Yes. She's alive. Your plan didn't work out, all you and your campers, so you can go fudge yourself because I don't need this ship.",1,spont,train train_spont_3789,Are we going to turn into werewolves when we smoke the cloves?,"Well, it is a Native American brand, so maybe.",1,spont,train train_spont_3790,We're heading out there on the open road to see what's out there.,"Oh, my god. You're the answer to all my prayers. I didn't know what my thing was and now I know my thing is you. I'll die if I ever lose you or if for some reason you decide you're tired of me and disappear.",1,spont,train train_spont_3791,"Dear Diary, I am actually a fairy. I have super human powers and my goal is to grant one dream to each of my friends this evening.",Why didn't you tell us that before we got so shit faced drunk?,1,spont,train train_spont_3792,I shrunk out of my own clothes and there was no way I could open a wallet.,Really? You don't have paypal little man?,1,spont,train train_spont_3793,We're in the middle of the Mediterranean in a super yacht.?,And I was trying to fix the plumbing!,1,spont,train train_spont_3794,Did you kill Hitler this time when you were in the worm hole?,I think I did. I at least pushed him hard.,1,spont,train train_spont_3795,I saved all our lives that day.,"Well, all of our lives, yes. Not the other people on the roller coaster.",1,spont,train train_spont_3796,"So, your parents marriage is kind of on the rocks. Were they even married? Or, did they just have some kind of arrangement?",I think it was an arrangement of some kind. I think they had a spark at one point and then it faded.,1,spont,train train_spont_3797,"What can I say? I'm a winner, and you're a loser.","Yeah, I sure am. Well, that's the last time you're going to be seeing me, so thanks for your moderately warm friendship.",1,spont,train train_spont_3798,"I've got a bum leg, my leg doesn't work so good.","OK, but you don't have the sticker that allows you to park in a handicapped spot.",1,spont,train train_spont_3799,"Okay, next up is little Larry Bimley.","Hi, guys. It's me. Larry. You all know my talent. I'm going to dance like nobody's watching. Everyone just shut your eyes, and here I go.",1,spont,train train_spont_3800,"You're supposed to be front of house, what're you doing back here?","I know, I am front of house. But this guy wants chili dog and I know we are out of chili.",1,spont,train train_spont_3801,Has anyone seen Iris? I'm putting these posters up all over the glen.,I was busy installing moss where you asked me to install moss.,1,spont,train train_spont_3802,Please forgive my young and impetuous artist protege.,I'm surprised you haven't slapped him to the floor yet.,1,spont,train train_spont_3803,"Mom, is this true? Did you tell this guy that I was awesome?","I said you were very good. I said you were no Ira, but who is anyway.",1,spont,train train_spont_3804,If you ask me one more time to play Settlers of Cataan I swear to god I will burn the house down.,It is a good game. You know you love it. You even told me that you were cheating on me with a group of Cataan player.,1,spont,train train_spont_3805,I was just over here enjoying the Floridian activity of hanker chief simulated plane controlling.,"Oh, that is our favorite thing to do.",1,spont,train train_spont_3806,"You can see with your own eyes, Billy.","You're right, everything looks terrible though!",1,spont,train train_spont_3807,My doctor is a jerk. He's a jerk.,Next time go to a hospital.,1,spont,train train_spont_3808,"I getting real sore, I shouldn't have picked being on the bottom of you guys. I said a lighter person should be on top. I'm getting wobbly.","I'm sorry, I'm so shivery and shaky because I'm so anxious. I should never have been in the middle of this trench coat.",1,spont,train train_spont_3809,The screen is telling us to sing for it.,"Alright, let's sing sing for the screen. Let's all sing for the screen today.",1,spont,train train_spont_3810,This is our last day open. We won't be printing memories for people anymore. We'll be closing up shop and I don't know what's going to become of this place after we're gone.,"Oh, an ice cream shop. I'm just making a suggestion, but it's just big enough.",1,spont,train train_spont_3811,"Listen, Mr. Sims, is there any way you could convince Gary to just, you know, take a little stroll just until this rush is over?","Sure, I could go see if he wants to go for a little walk. Let me go out there and talk to him.",1,spont,train train_spont_3812,So they did a Falconer Football TV special in your day as well?,"They did, because we lost every game we played - the opposite of my son's team.",1,spont,train train_spont_3813,Yes. It goes on a sandwich because a sandwich is things you slice.,It's so true. I'm just going to let it flutter into my mouth like a feather.,1,spont,train train_spont_3814,"Beth, that woman looks like Alyssa's friend who left not long after the stoning. But she's got a different attitude.","God damn it. Excuse me, are you that fucking tree possessing another fucking person?",1,spont,train train_spont_3815,So was I like your first mate on the boat?,You were the first mate. Did you get amnesia? That does happen when you get caught in the belly of a whale.,1,spont,train train_spont_3816,"You went to Chaturanga, the casino?","Yeah, they did the Lord of the Flies show at the casino. It was a real kids show at the casino.",1,spont,train train_spont_3817,You think someone would just use me and leave me?,"It happens all the time. Once you get in this purse, you're often forgotten about.",1,spont,train train_spont_3818,"Guys, I think I'm changing back. I'm starting to gain some confidence. I think we should let Mary murder Chuck on air.",That is a terrific idea. No other network will be able to top this.,1,spont,train train_spont_3819,"Hey, it's us. Maurice and Mauricia.","Oh, you two. You betrayed me. You kicked me out.",1,spont,train train_spont_3820,You need to take your coins and buy some tickets.,"You know what, I'm sick of this amusement park. The churro man has been ignoring me all day.",1,spont,train train_spont_3821,"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I got lost. I just- we were supposed to have like some college basketball players in here to cheer up the kids, but they got all sick so I brought a chicken in here to see if it'd do the job.?","Oh, they succumbed to the virus then.",1,spont,train train_spont_3822,"Mustachio gentleman, what's your favorite song by Lauren Hill? You must be a big fan if you're working the line.","Oh, yeah. I'm a big fan. I like the song, where she's getting educated. I believe education is very important.",1,spont,train train_spont_3823,"Hey, Sandra Bullock, my name is Richard Jefferson.","Oh, I know who you are. I'm one of those girls that follows sports. You play basketball.",1,spont,train train_spont_3824,My cotton is ruined. I don't know what to do.,"Susan, what if you roll around in some hot chocolate and make the whole cloud brown?",1,spont,train train_spont_3825,"Thomas, do you like being you? You're sort of the weird one because everyone else is big and beefy.",I used to think all the time that it was bad that I was different. Now I think that maybe it's cool that I'm different. I'm my own person.,1,spont,train train_spont_3826,We're using fishing emollients to process the cocaine. ,"OK. Take us to the hatchery, the cocaine hatchery, where all of the spores are and the eggs.",1,spont,train train_spont_3827,"There's a lot of floating particles around here and I'm just very, very sensitive.",You're detecting floating particles? That's a health hazard. Let me check.,1,spont,train train_spont_3828,"You're going to steal the Michael Jackson puppet and by puppet, I mean dummy?",We're going to dispose of it properly. We're going to put it up on a flagpole.,1,spont,train train_spont_3829,The green one with all the change in the cup holder?,79 cents.,1,spont,train train_spont_3830,Do you hear those people next door? They're freaking out.,"I know, they sound more stressed than we are.",1,spont,train train_spont_3831,Get a load of this: Daniel chopped some wood.,"Oh, please. I guarantee we go out there and look at that wood, it's pre-chopped wood.",1,spont,train train_spont_3832,"Hi, do you have time to give a perm? Sorry, it says walk-in welcome.","I'm confused, because your hair is already extremely curly.",1,spont,train train_spont_3833,We really appreciate you giving us free birds. Don't write about me in your book. You know what happens when you write people in that book.,I know exactly what happens when people are written down in this book. That's why I'm doing it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3834,"Michael, you've seen the movie ""Night at the Museum""? ",I know all movies. I was an avid movie goer in life.,1,spont,train train_spont_3835,"Yes, that's it. Make it out to comma burglar.","Oh, of course. You wouldn't want something signed to the wrong name. That would be insane.",1,spont,train train_spont_3836,I'm over seven feet tall. That's the size we all were in the beginning of time.,That's OK. You're a lot of lady to love.,1,spont,train train_spont_3837,"See, even when you go to a place you might be dreading, you can make it fun and happy by skipping and singing.","That's right, Fred. You always know just want to say.",1,spont,train train_spont_3838,"You'll have to forgive me, Jeremy Northam. I am unfamiliar with your work.","Sir, we are exactly the same, because I am unfamiliar with your profession, the sport of basketball.",1,spont,train train_spont_3839,"So if we just don't go out anymore? We don't do music, we just go to our huge ranches and we just get out of here. Ghosts, there are ghosts everywhere","I don't have a ranch the size of yours, Getty Lee. It's only slightly huge.",1,spont,train train_spont_3840,"You're changed darling, you're supposed to be the head of security, not the head of vengeance, not revenge. Look at you, consorting with Mickey Mouse.","You're right, darling. I don't know what it is, something's inside me that makes me want blood.",1,spont,train train_spont_3841,"Dear customer, I think I know you bring murderous dog into grocery store and he killed manager. What you do is not good. I'm not on board. Obviously we have a connection. I don't know if I wish to proceed with relationship because of murder dog. ",Excuse me. Vlad? We can't have you using the break room computer for personal emails.,1,spont,train train_spont_3842,"Doris, during your nap, The Richingtons and Guy decided that they are going to replace us with a telephone and build a Wal-Mart on the first floor of the stadium.",It already has walls. We don't need more walls.,1,spont,train train_spont_3843,Your father is vomiting into this ceramic bucket.,I'll take it away. I'm the servant here. I deal with buckets like this all the time.,1,spont,train train_spont_3844,"Ah, Detroit. That's where I lost my anal virginity.","Oh, maybe there's another car I can hitch hike with instead of yours.",1,spont,train train_spont_3845,You said you like Invisible Dave more than you like your grandson even though you've never seen him.,"Well, maybe that's why I like him. Do you have grandchildren?",1,spont,train train_spont_3846,"The King and I has been sold out for weeks, how did you get tickets to that?","I know, I know a guy on the inside. I know the King.",1,spont,train train_spont_3847,Wait a minute. You're not going to be able get out of here unless somebody steers this thing while you're leaving. You know what? Go on without me! I'm going down with this whale.,"Well, only three dolphins showed up anyway.",1,spont,train train_spont_3848,"I've been poking around Bali, just drinking sparkling water, mixing it with flat water, getting all kinds of crazy tummy problems. Do you get tummy problems?","I do. It makes sense because when I was going to have you, my water broke and so you came forth like a raging water full of carbonation.",1,spont,train train_spont_3849,"Could you tell my boss how good I am, because he doesn't believe in me.","Sure, just fill out the top part of this comment card and we'll take care of the rest.",1,spont,train train_spont_3850,"Garold, would you like a high ball from the floor?","Ooohhh. Floor balls. Any time you can use the word balls, it's funny.",1,spont,train train_spont_3851,I'm asking you what color it is before you press the button.,"I don't know. They change colors, look.",1,spont,train train_spont_3852,"All I'm saying, Miles, I'm playing Laertes, and we got poisoned tip swords, and I'm ready to put one, and I'm ready to hit you palpably.",Are you threatening to murder me in front of the whole school?,1,spont,train train_spont_3853,Where's the money going? That doesn't sound very reassuring.,It's kind of like the FDIC. They'll chase after your money if it gets stolen.,1,spont,train train_spont_3854,"He seemed sad to me, as if only children could make him happy. He spent a lot of time with us.",He was broken inside. And outside. His body was all fucked up.,1,spont,train train_spont_3855,"Boss, you got this pit of open spikes behind me. If I slip, I'm going to fall in this pit. What's going on, boss?","I mean, if you don't slip, then you don't fall in the pit. So, there's your options.",1,spont,train train_spont_3856,Nice modest blouse you're wearing. No way would that make it on the show.,"I'm not going to tempt anyone, with my neck, OK?",1,spont,train train_spont_3857,"Oh, this hole's closed. Hole's jagged. You'll never get a ball in there. It's broken on the side.",Ball won't go in. You'll be frustrated. Your par would go up.,1,spont,train train_spont_3858,"I don't get out of the ice cream parlor/bar a lot, ma'am.","OK, well if you did, you'd know this is called a hijab.",1,spont,train train_spont_3859,I'd be the first in my generation to attend an institute of higher learning and that's why I'm here today to do this monologue that I wrote in my spaceship on the way here.,Stop right there. That was beautiful. Hired.,1,spont,train train_spont_3860,I want to go inside the venue and check out this UFC event.,"Me, too! I hope they're serving hotdogs and beer in the stands. Let's go!",1,spont,train train_spont_3861,"A big part of your program is taking mushrooms out there and thinking about your life, right?","Yeah, it's unusual. It doesn't happen a lot on Air Force bases, but it does at Big Sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_3862,"Listen, I'm glad I could join you here. It's me, Sandra from New York City.?","Sandra, are you in fact from New York City in addition to being a talking chicken?",1,spont,train train_spont_3863,Holy shit. Did you see that? It looks like a mist.,It's a novelization of Exile on Main Street. With the song like this is his favorite ? . The musical parts are typed out.,1,spont,train train_spont_3864,"I'm new here. Everybody is, it's opening weekend.","Oh yes. Well, we are so excited. Our whole family's here and my daughter's gonna buy a boy today. It's just a big day for our family.",1,spont,train train_spont_3865,I wanted to add one last touch to that Poseidon's Delight.,"Wow, the perfect garnish. Parsley.",1,spont,train train_spont_3866,I told you to wear a mask when you're painting.,"The road from Lima is a bumpy one. Sometimes, the mask gets in the way of my driving skills.",1,spont,train train_spont_3867,OK. Let's see. This is an under wood regulator.,"See, he's regulating the wood.",1,spont,train train_spont_3868,He doesn't look dangerous yet. Let's talk to him a little more.,Maybe he could help us. He looks very strong. Maybe he could help us break one of these windows.,1,spont,train train_spont_3869,Why do you have the clicks on your iPad?,"Oh, sorry, that's actually my ringtone.",1,spont,train train_spont_3870,"It's alright that we don't agree all the time, Larry. I think that's a part of relationships. I can feel free and you can feel caged.","Just like in our vows. Now, let's take a run at that mountain.",1,spont,train train_spont_3871,"Buy a t-shirt from a mustachio gentleman. It says ""Lauren Hill, worth the wait"".",We have some time to go t-shirt shopping.,1,spont,train train_spont_3872,"You know, but if we drive too fast, you might not see you car.",We are crawling though and this is a big parking lot.,1,spont,train train_spont_3873,"I'm the older sister, but in many ways I am like your younger sister.","Yes, but that's just what you tell people when you go to college parties so that you can make out with the cute young guys.",1,spont,train train_spont_3874,"Are those guys asking the babies questions, do they work in Limbo or are they other babies stuck in Limbo?",They're unbaptized older kids who also live in Limbo.,1,spont,train train_spont_3875,I plan on having this sport club be in my family for generations and generations and generations. I wonder if you might consider being my wife and giving birth to a son of mine.,"Well, I'm already considering it, obviously. Could I be on the council after we get married? I like being in charge.",1,spont,train train_spont_3876,"Just to get this straight, we're offering you a $200,000 raise with a really lucrative stock option package and 23% of any of the business you bring in. That would bring your annual compensation to somewhere in the $1.2 Million range.",That's certainly a generous offer. One word I didn't hear in there was comedy though. I respectfully decline the offer.,1,spont,train train_spont_3877,"Mr. Chanderseon, I think I've spotted the water thief. I'm going to approach him, confront him, ask him to return the water, and leave the park.","I don't mean to jump into your phone call, but he also needs to get my dog out of the dog that ate my dog. Can you get him to do that? He won't do nothing I ask.",1,spont,train train_spont_3878,Do you think I could find people uglier than me here?,"Sure, for example, Matt gets all his clothes from behind a Popeye's chicken.",1,spont,train train_spont_3879,Mary's on the mend now.,"That's good to hear. So, she's at St. Olaf's Hospital?",1,spont,train train_spont_3880,Patrons will sit in a barber's chair to eat.,"So, you're going to have four barbershop chairs sitting around a table.",1,spont,train train_spont_3881,Fred makes me feel dumb.,"Yeah, and pessimistic. Maybe I want to feel bad. Let me feel what I feel.",1,spont,train train_spont_3882,"You don't get this at all, preacher. We're bad people.","Well, in the eyes of the Lord, no one is a bad person.",1,spont,train train_spont_3883,Tell us what you want ghost. Tell us your desires.,I walked through life and died with unfinished business.,1,spont,train train_spont_3884,"Don't tell me you rounded all those kids up and put them in the same place, where they're just wandering around, missing their animals together?","That actually seems kind of humane. If they were sad without their animals, at least they can commiserate.",1,spont,train train_spont_3885,"Father, I will go on stage under one condition. I'd like Larissa to be at my side.",I am honored. I would love to be on TV in my baggy outfit.,1,spont,train train_spont_3886,You're a legend. You're the youngest person ever.?,I came right out of my mama and I got right on that floor and I started.,1,spont,train train_spont_3887,"I'm just going to go home and fix things, I guess.","Oh, is a lot of stuff broken at your house?",1,spont,train train_spont_3888,"Joseph, did you hear Dana and Jody?","I can't believe that Jody ate a whole roll of quarters. Do you think she ate it like a stick of butter, where she just bit into it and swallowed or do you think she at the quarters one at a time?",1,spont,train train_spont_3889,"I just feel a little jealous. I didn't know about this part of your life, having friends.","Hey, that's OK. Don't worry, baby. I don't have any friends no more. It's just you and me.",1,spont,train train_spont_3890,"Hey mom, want to play catch right by the side of the road?","Sure, darling. If that's what you want to do. I want you to be happy.",1,spont,train train_spont_3891,"Mr. Sims, you understand that for the average customer, if they see a cockroach, it's gonna freak them out because they think the place is unsanitary.","Listen, what's my philosophy, right? You want to eat? You want to get nourished in the place where life thrives. So any and all kinds of wildlife are welcome in my Quiznos.",1,spont,train train_spont_3892,"Why, you're blushing and sweating a lot.","Well, I just. You're a woman and I'm not used to that. It's just me and my dad.",1,spont,train train_spont_3893,If god wanted us to be in cars he'd a put wheels on us.,And kept them filled up with gas so your mama didn't have to push you up a little hill.,1,spont,train train_spont_3894,It's my twin brother Amos.,"I don't know if you have twins where you're from, but we share DNA.",1,spont,train train_spont_3895,I feel alive for the very first time.,I am too. I've always just looked like a corpse until right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_3896,He didn't care about that rectangle garden. That's why I switched to here.,"Well, the square garden is really where it's at. You know, it has been scientifically proven that every good garden is a square.",1,spont,train train_spont_3897,"We're flying up to the sky, to the halls of where my ancestors look down upon us with judgement.","Like old, empty inhalers?",1,spont,train train_spont_3898,"Hey, it's Greg's turn to put a ball into Sebastian's mouth. Are you gonna do it, Greg?","I'm gonna do it. Kids, I want you all to hold that putter. We all put our hands on top of each other's hands. We're going to have to remove his teeth first, or else the ball's never going to go in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_3899,"I'll never forget the moment that ended up in the movie trailer when Sandra Bullock says ""It happened to me. It could happen to anyone."" Probably my most enduring memory of The Net, the movie I was in.","My biggest memory is when she orders pizza, man, and she uses the internet and it looks really good.",1,spont,train train_spont_3900,"We were passing time until they opened the door, by playing beer patty cake.","I like playing patty cake, myself.",1,spont,train train_spont_3901,"Well, we're not floating above planet Earth at all. I don't even recognize that planet.",It's barely a sphere.,1,spont,train train_spont_3902,Were they not good? I was entertained all day. I thought it was a fun thing to bring to work.,"But they did stand in front of the water fountain for an entire business day, saying they thought the water fountain was going to turn into a spider monkey.",1,spont,train train_spont_3903,"My god, I'm remembering sad things that happened before I was born.",I should have told you that this yo-yo has powers.,1,spont,train train_spont_3904,"If there's no suspect, what are we voting on?",Whether or not this case is guilty or innocent.,1,spont,train train_spont_3905,"Jimmy, are you calling yourself Dillon on the phone again?",Dillon's my cool name. Dillon Tristan.,1,spont,train train_spont_3906,"Mr. President, my friend it outside somewhere. You probably just missed her because she's very short and hunched.","Oh, she's hunched? She's carrying a lot of stuff?",1,spont,train train_spont_3907,"Roger, what do you mean, it's rough in there?","I left some emotions in there and you're not gonna want to be a part of it. I didn't poop or anything, if y'all need to go poop that's fine.",1,spont,train train_spont_3908,"Reverend, God above wants you to make love.",I will only do this on one condition. We gotta move the show to Ghanna.,1,spont,train train_spont_3909,"I don't know what to say. I feel like I've broken down so many of your emotional barriers today and, being your mechanic and all, I haven't even begun to touch your car. This is momentous.",You've made me realize that my whole life has been nothing but a lie!,1,spont,train train_spont_3910,"Kurt, do you want a dog? Maybe when the switch happens, I could be your dog.",I'd like that. I could use a friend.,1,spont,train train_spont_3911,Maybe we could take these calcified fry droppings and use them as some kind of tablet.,That's a good use for fry droppings. ,1,spont,train train_spont_3912,"Get a room, you two. I'm just saying.","You keep bringing it up so much, I'm wondering if you're the one who wants to get a room.",1,spont,train train_spont_3913,It's so hot I'm losing my mind.,"It is so hot here in Savannah, Georgia.",1,spont,train train_spont_3914,Is that a first edition belt?,"It is, look, it say's so right here on the back in letters made with the blood of an albino squirrel.",1,spont,train train_spont_3915,"Tracy, give me inhaler.","I don't know, Tony, you treated me real bad. I don't know.",1,spont,train train_spont_3916,"Well, doubt is a good thing sometimes. It pushes you to be stronger.","When my daddy doesn't believe me, it cuts up my soul, but then a scar forms and makes it stronger.",1,spont,train train_spont_3917,"That tapeworm was so brave, trying to save our family.","I wish a spider was here to write in web ""some tapeworm."" That's my wish, anyway.",1,spont,train train_spont_3918,"Guys, quick question. Are we doing different accents now in the gang?",I sound like this because I just had a lemonade. We're all sugared up and our vocal cords got effected.,1,spont,train train_spont_3919,"I'm sorry, Mr. Gumbers, I've had some problems at home.",Don't give me those crocodile tears. Did your mom die a third time?,1,spont,train train_spont_3920,"Here's some stuff that we have. This is, we have some overhangs which would really get in your way, especially if you'e wearing a large spacesuit. I mean, it reduces visibility like nobody's business.",That's what we're going for. Great.,1,spont,train train_spont_3921,"Look, they're walking away. He's actually putting the flask down. Who does that? What a weirdo. Skip, go spike the flask.","Oh, I had a sip of this stuff and it's no good, Skip. My liver hurts already.",1,spont,train train_spont_3922,We can't meet them on their level. We have to drag them onto ours.,"We gotta drag them way down, claw at them from the hole we dwell in and bring them down to our level. I couldn't agree more.",1,spont,train train_spont_3923,"Listen, you're two yokels that like in a ramshackle house in the middle of fucking West Virginia. Can you help me, please?",That's right. We sold our palace for these Teslas.,1,spont,train train_spont_3924,"Does anyone have a problem with flashing lights? At one point during the maze, there is a fucking ton of flashing lights.",I do have severe epilepsy. Will that be a problem?,1,spont,train train_spont_3925,"What is she doing in there, she's been in there forever.",I think she is in there talking on the phone.,1,spont,train train_spont_3926,"Alright, kids, since the game is over, you have to go back into the cage.","Unfortunately, that's true. We have to lock you up.",1,spont,train train_spont_3927,"Oh, Madeline, I didn't recognize you in your boutique school outfit.",I dressed like my favorite head mistress as a girl.,1,spont,train train_spont_3928,"I'm happy to show you what's behind the curtain. As you can see, it's just not nuts back here. It's all matter of things.","Oh my gosh, it's like being in a playhouse of depravity. It's not for the faint heart.",1,spont,train train_spont_3929,I can hear the pre noise of the hills before the hills start to rumble.,"Oh, yeah. All the birds and the leprechauns go silent.",1,spont,train train_spont_3930,"Mario, now listen. This is supposed to be a romantic honeymoon. Pussibly is probably going to be, uh, my favorite wife. I'd like this to last forever. We're going to get to Venice and have a great time.?","Okay, but, uh, you know this is the third honey Mario and Luigi have worked for you on. You have had a lot of wives.",1,spont,train train_spont_3931,I guess there's a tiny possibility that we could get the hatch open. We get it open just enough to cause absolute disaster.,"Well, I'm thinking that the probability that that might happen is probably the same amount as the probability that got us stranded under here anyway. So let's do it, huh?",1,spont,train train_spont_3932,"Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. It's not a full house out there, guys. It's a pretty light crowd.","Well, I know I can still count on my wife to be out there.",1,spont,train train_spont_3933,Here's my Venmo credit card that I just ordered.,"Okay, well, I'm going to go charge this and then I'm gonna come back and cut you up and eat you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3934,I liked it better when we just knocked a hoop down the middle of main street with a stick.,"Aw, fiddlesticks. Everybody knows that hoop rolling is over and robbing is in.",1,spont,train train_spont_3935,You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds.,"Uh-huh, well I'll tell you what, ma'am. We have the Cuisinart. Here's something you're going to find special about that. It's actually the word cuisine and art side by side.",1,spont,train train_spont_3936,Can I get the first bus to the border?,"Well, let me just click in to the system here. Does it matter what border?",1,spont,train train_spont_3937,Felix is the only father that works at our company. What a coincidence that all of our other male employees are completely impotent.,"Sterile. Yeah. Yep, I thought it was a requirement you had.",1,spont,train train_spont_3938,"Your ring tone is somebody whispering ""you're going to die?"" Can you turn that on vibrate?",Sorry about that. My husband likes little pranks like that.,1,spont,train train_spont_3939,"Alright, Arlene, you're not going to bring that coyote in here, you hear me? Or else, there will be heck to pay.","Earl, you've never spoken to me like that.",1,spont,train train_spont_3940,"You thing this is some kind of fucking train station, where people can wander in?",OK. It is a train station. Don't turn them away.,1,spont,train train_spont_3941,"I have an idea. Your boss is so mysterious. Let's go see him, a la Wizard of Oz. We'll pick our characters and go see him.","I'm Dorothy, I don't care.",1,spont,train train_spont_3942,"So, did people get to tell the spirit of the coach they hated him at his funeral?","Oh yeah, it was cathartic. It was a three day event.",1,spont,train train_spont_3943,"Hey Rush, just two and a half hours until showtime.","Great, we've got time to practice just one song.",1,spont,train train_spont_3944,"Oh, you can see the guy in the airplane bathroom?","Yeah, I got x-ray vision from all the moonshine I've been drinking.",1,spont,train train_spont_3945,Help yourselves to all the deli meat. What are you going to do with this anyway?,"We're going to make a big, thick suit.",1,spont,train train_spont_3946,"It's the true spirit of Aid Man, the fat super hero, who wants to help.","You know, I'd like to think that there's a little Aid Man in all of us.",1,spont,train train_spont_3947,"You really did it, man. We didn't even think you were going to be able to make this.","Thanks, Pete. I'm appreciative to be here on this planet one more day.",1,spont,train train_spont_3948,Are you sure you want to challenge everyone to wrestle? Because everyone here is at least a head taller than you.,I'm a spitfire. I don't give up.,1,spont,train train_spont_3949,"I've been in 13 bands, so it wasn't confusing to me. They were all before I met you.","Oh, I had no idea about these other bands. It sounds like everyone else knew though.",1,spont,train train_spont_3950,"Gosh, it's Jack Thunderstorm from WPIG.","WPIG, your number one source for weather, in the afternoons, evenings, and mornings.",1,spont,train train_spont_3951,Got another one of those beers? I love a beer first thing after a five year sleep.,"It's a powdery beer, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_3952,Well I just can't wait to get us some popcorn and RC Cola.,"Oh, I hope it has all the bubbles that I require to enjoy a cola.",1,spont,train train_spont_3953,I've tried so hard to hide it. That's why I go in the blinds section and sit there behind all the well produced blinds. It keeps the light out and the pain and the secrets in.,It's good for hiding a limp. It's like shopping at Von's all your life only to discover it was a John's all your life.,1,spont,train train_spont_3954,"Doctor, it seems like everyone's having a breakthrough. How about you?","Well, I guess knowing that you guys are together, I feel like I can retire from my practice now.",1,spont,train train_spont_3955,"I tried to do that thing one time, where we cut up the pizza and we rearranged the slices to make it look like there was more pizza. But, in the end, we both knew it was the same amount of pizza.","Yeah, you could fool someone else. But you can't fool yourselves.",1,spont,train train_spont_3956,"Do you think there will still be an opener, since Lauren was so late.","That would be super rude, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_3957,"Ma'am, can we help you?","I'm just taking a nap, just taking a nap.",1,spont,train train_spont_3958,I went to Build-a-Bear and you weren't there. They said that you muttered to yourself and walked out in this direction. I followed you.,Don't you understand? They were asking me to put hearts inside bears rather than bears around hearts.,1,spont,train train_spont_3959,Why do we do this? Why are we working in a piano store?,"You know, my father once told me something. Son, he said, lots of things are made to be ticked, but nothing's made to be tickled like ivories.",1,spont,train train_spont_3960,"I heard about this farm kid, he has a big load of cocaine and maybe some maple syrup. We can get some more of this stuff.",I think I'm up for that once I'm well. But I just had a heart attack.,1,spont,train train_spont_3961,I want to start a new life here in Akron. I want to start over and start fresh.,"Absolutely, this is the most refreshing city in the world.",1,spont,train train_spont_3962,"Honey, are you going to drink this or would you like it, sir? You're eyeing it like it's a Christmas stocking full of treats.",This is Clinton. We just met. He's going to sit in the middle seat.,1,spont,train train_spont_3963,"Tim, what is going on with you?",I told you I'm mentally sick. I have been for awhile now.,1,spont,train train_spont_3964,"So, you never got to be on the college improv team.","Well, I would have, but I got called into hell all of a sudden.",1,spont,train train_spont_3965,"What's your name, old timer?","Sassafras. Sassafras Lampshade. I'm part of a Lampshade Dynasty, but I left it to go on the road.",1,spont,train train_spont_3966,"I have two jobs, so I actually only have about 5 minutes to spend here.","At risk of being too forward, you smell like oregano.",1,spont,train train_spont_3967,"You're talking to Bulene, and I'm saying it was an accident. She wrapped her hands around her throat and she went to town.","All right then. I'm inclined to trust you girls. Now, get back on the top bunk, both of you.",1,spont,train train_spont_3968,"Mom, mom? Why shouldn't I wipe my shoes off?",Because everyone should love you for who you are. You shouldn't have to change.,1,spont,train train_spont_3969,"So, Patch is the one that sounds like a woman with a sore throat.","Yea, he's easily the best character on Days of Our Lives.",1,spont,train train_spont_3970,"We have a returning guest with us. I'd like to say he's one of our biggest success stories. I counted seven butt holes on him. How many do you have now, Tim?","I have 12. Wait, is the key to a success story getting the number to go down?",1,spont,train train_spont_3971,"Hello Kay, I am a magical fairy. I have the power of giving you any dream you want. The catch is, no one can know that you attained that dream.","And I can't chose reading, right? That's one of those wish laws?",1,spont,train train_spont_3972,"I feel like nothing can go wrong. You keep singing and drinking and dancing, don't worry about your diabetes. You keep doing what you're doing, too.","Yeah, running a failing newspaper. I'm cool with it.",1,spont,train train_spont_3973,"Wait a minute, this used to be a library.","It did. It used to be a library, but no more. It was my favorite place to be in this town.",1,spont,train train_spont_3974,"I thought you were a mathematical genius, but you appear to not be able to count to seven.","Maybe not when it comes to love and counting human bodies, but when it comes to squares, I am.",1,spont,train train_spont_3975,You hit that D hard on the cod. I sense some acting training.,I used to act. Now I'm just a waitress.,1,spont,train train_spont_3976,"I've been in here quite some time and when I first got here, I was crisp. I'm not a raggedy tissue by choice.",Right. It's just by circumstance of being in this purse for awhile.,1,spont,train train_spont_3977,Ca-ching. He's gotta be rich.,I'm fucking rolling in it.,1,spont,train train_spont_3978,"The more tits, the merrier. Look, there's one praying in the corner.","The more, the merrier. Like, if we saw a lady come in here with four tits, I'd be like ""They're on the show.""",1,spont,train train_spont_3979,"You can't do anything about them smoking and drinking on the field, though, Skip.","That's right, Art. I can't do anything about it unless I become the commissioner of baseball. And then I can run guys like this out of the league altogether.",1,spont,train train_spont_3980,Your name is Sam Geramano?,"Yes, it was misspelled on my birth certificate. The nurse was drunk.",1,spont,train train_spont_3981,"Jared and Joseph, you don't need to pick up those quarters that Dana vomited.",It's free money! We need quarters for laundry!,1,spont,train train_spont_3982,I am filled with sugar and mist and everything pissed and I won't listen to a word you say..,"I am in charge, I am a babysitter, you do as I say or else you are in trouble.",1,spont,train train_spont_3983,Melissa was wronged. She was stoned by the children.,"Right, and she left you. To go to heaven.",1,spont,train train_spont_3984,That's a chicken right there. That's a talking chicken. That's supposed to be dead 'cause it's in cold storage.?,"We're not keeping the place very cold, though.",1,spont,train train_spont_3985,"Malmsteen's most famous hit is probably ""Humans Tremble for God has Come to Judge"".",I know that one. I love it. I never knew that was Yngwie. I used to sing it back at my bible store.,1,spont,train train_spont_3986,"Mindy, that was a pitch perfect rendition of that song.","Yes, that was beautiful. It was so heartfelt.",1,spont,train train_spont_3987,"We thought you guys were so cool, and then you just ran away once we told you.","We were so scared when you said we were cool, we thought ""hold on a second.""",1,spont,train train_spont_3988,"You have a good time hanging out with the girls this weekend, hon.","Thanks, baby. I'll try to come up with a lot of great anecdotes for you when you get back.",1,spont,train train_spont_3989,"Hi, Angie. I see you still got the same ridiculous hairdo.","Oh, has there been a change in the dictionary? Does ridiculous mean beautiful now?",1,spont,train train_spont_3990,Mr. Determen just chastised my dead father.,"Well, he's bleeding all over the carpet.",1,spont,train train_spont_3991,"Well, you know what's a distraction? Elizabeth's webbed chin!","Cynthia, that's not nice. Now, Elizabeth's been through a lot. She spent all her money flying to Paris to be your understudy.",1,spont,train train_spont_3992,"I want to resist but I can't. Oh my god, it melted on my tongue like a salty snowflake.",They say each slice of ham is different.,1,spont,train train_spont_3993,We will be married forever and it will be great.,You really think you're going to be married forever? I'll give you three months tops!,1,spont,train train_spont_3994,When did this happen?,It was about three hours ago.,1,spont,train train_spont_3995,"Hey, you're covered in eggs.","Yeah, no kidding. That's obscuring the flapjacks, which is the base of what I'm covered with.",1,spont,train train_spont_3996,Something seems fishy here.,"Yeah, that's the processing of the cocaine. We're using fishing emollients to process the cocaine. ",1,spont,train train_spont_3997,"I'm not a comedian, but I do like to write down funny things on pads.",That is so cool. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard.,1,spont,train train_spont_3998,Here's what I say: may only the guy who didn't get a pointed axe to the skull be still standing! ,May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! The readiness is all!,1,spont,train train_spont_3999,"Oh, you had the murder weapon, we didn't have to summon the bailiff for it?",You asked for it every ten minutes. The guy got tired of going back and forth.,1,spont,train train_spont_4000,I don't know what it is. There's just something about you that comes off as being an ass hole. I wish you'd get some help.,"Babe, you are the love of my life. I care about you. You are the sunshine in my fucking life.",1,spont,train train_spont_4001,This is a secret project and I'm protecting my voice. I'm not going to sound anything like Stanley Kubrick.,"That's fine, Mr. Kubrick. I know you're a New Yorker, so I believed it right away. But, now the diclaimer is making me question it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4002,"Alright, I'll just go ahead and pick the lock and hope that we don't get caught by the police.","And if the president finds out that we're stealing his documents, we're in serious trouble.",1,spont,train train_spont_4003,"Suedeface isn't still a baby, is he?","He's a guy now. He hit it big when he was a baby, but he's maintained.",1,spont,train train_spont_4004,"Rudy, you hit .323 in AAA ball, how do you expect that's gonna translate to the bigs?","Well, I mean, I hope that I'm going to do a good job and just play my heart out, have a good attitude, and then maybe I'll make it to the major leagues.",1,spont,train train_spont_4005,"I gotta level with you. Bob, you're a nice person and I'm a secret shopper. I gotta report you for giving me the free apps.","Oh no, but I took pity on you because you're so lonely and sad.",1,spont,train train_spont_4006,"Mr. Mommy. Oh, that has a nice ring to it.","Please, Mr. Mommy was my father's name.",1,spont,train train_spont_4007,"What do you plan on doing to me, sir? The deal with Wachovia is closed.","That deal is closed. I'm proposing a new deal, where my family merges you to death.",1,spont,train train_spont_4008,You can't call the police because I've been running my business under the table.,"And, the sirens will wake up my baby.",1,spont,train train_spont_4009,"Wow, you're stronger than I thought!","Yes, because I am a symbol of love, and love is the greatest strength known to man!",1,spont,train train_spont_4010,"If anything happens to me, please tell my parents that I love them.","Don't worry, you'll be able to fly to them yourself with my patented falcon wings.",1,spont,train train_spont_4011,We're just trying to have a fun drug trip.,You're trying to round the edges off on the square.,1,spont,train train_spont_4012,"Hey Fred, our dad is going to take us on a tour of a factory. We're going to take some time out from playing and go look at how a factory works for awhile. ","How exciting! Yes, let's go! I love exploring new things.",1,spont,train train_spont_4013,Are all the foods smushed together? I don't like my foods to touch.,I don't think you can smush a clam. It has a house it lives in that protects it. And the boiled potato is not boiled to the point of mashing.,1,spont,train train_spont_4014,Is your daughter ready to go to the dance or not?,She's powdering her nose. She's shitting.,1,spont,train train_spont_4015,I've been telling you about this perp. She comes to all the concerts and claims theirs been a delay. Then she distracts you with all kinds of animal products and animals and then cuts in front of you in the line.,She's been doing this for years.,1,spont,train train_spont_4016,"Let's see, you're a fawn, right?","I'm a fawn, and I'm feeling great!",1,spont,train train_spont_4017,You want your body implanted into the ground so flat that a call can roll over it and into your mouth.,"Yes, and I'd like you, Greg, to putt preferably an orange ball into my mouth.",1,spont,train train_spont_4018,"We're from War Road, Minnesota. It's way up in the Iron Range.","Oh, my. It sounds like a Cormack McCarthy novel, War Road. I'm very learned.",1,spont,train train_spont_4019,"Yeah, we've been getting a lot of bad feedback on Carl. Other than him, I assume everything else here at Friendly House was good.","Yeah, I loved the food, the atmosphere, and the camaraderie. I felt understood and part of a community.",1,spont,train train_spont_4020,Maybe the Lord could have stopped him.,"Well, maybe the Lord could have stopped him. That's right. Look, you know what, you guys can keep being mean and offending me based on my Christianity. It's fine.",1,spont,train train_spont_4021,"Wait a minute, are you ElderSpanx69 on ebay? We've bought so many things from you.",That's right. I believe in corporal punishment at every age.,1,spont,train train_spont_4022,"Oh, I miss Greg's. You know, I'm supposed to be at Greg's right now.",I wish you guys would stop talking about Greg's. I bet it's horrible over there.,1,spont,train train_spont_4023,How much can I get for this ink? It's really high quality.,I'm going to be honest. It's not a whole lot. Here's $1.75. ,1,spont,train train_spont_4024,Cynthia is the boss around here. She drinks bone broth all day and runs the Grand Ole Opry like a Swiss Watch.,"That's quite true. Except, I'd never wear Swiss. I'm from England.",1,spont,train train_spont_4025,I guess you stumbled into the right profession. Look at all of those mechanic awards in that trophy case.,"You've got to love what you do or else why bother going on with life? You all right, pal?",1,spont,train train_spont_4026,"Aw, shit, another meltdown.","Again? Damn, it's hot in here. Can you feel that?",1,spont,train train_spont_4027,"Mindy, put that rotisserie chicken down and just calm yourself.","OK. I'm sorry. See, there I go again. Everything is my fault.",1,spont,train train_spont_4028,I have come. Who summons me to this mortal plane?,"Hey, Sky God, did you order some fries with a side of punch....in your face?",1,spont,train train_spont_4029,"Listen, I got good news for you. You're a new fireguy. And you, stair witch, you're like the worst person to have in the event of a fire. You make stairs go away. You'll never be a fireguy.","Hey, would wouldn't have realized all this if this stair witched hadn't therapy-d us.",1,spont,train train_spont_4030,"OK, I'm going to go in there.","All right, Sherry. Please, be careful. Make sure you hold your arm out.",1,spont,train train_spont_4031,"God, you're only halfway done creating the universe. When are you going to finish that shit, for real?","See, this is why I never got married in the first place.",1,spont,train train_spont_4032,"I've never seen a chive in the grocery store, but that could, I never go into the produce section of a grocery store because I find it intimidating.",It's very intimidating. My wife is easily intimidated.,1,spont,train train_spont_4033,I'm sorry. I'm your downstairs neighbor. Twice a week I have to deal with your wife climbing down outside my window.,My wife is a free spirit. Doesn't she deserve to be free?,1,spont,train train_spont_4034,He's the pudding phantom.,It turns out the highest thing a phantom can be is haunting two random women that live together inside a pudding cup.,1,spont,train train_spont_4035,"Gregory, do you want to film coming off the Apollo first?","I'll do it. I'm here all day, so whatever you want to do. You just poing me where to go.",1,spont,train train_spont_4036,"Well, as soon as this is over you have a new, fresh life. You deserve way more than what he gave you.","Thank you, Carol.",1,spont,train train_spont_4037,Why do we have to take our fun time and go learn how to be more effective members of society?,"Yeah, it's so abrupt. It's like one minute we're having fun and the next minute we're in a factory.",1,spont,train train_spont_4038,What a wonderful story. Tell us more about your travels to America.,"Well, I decided to go to Miami because I heard the Cuban food and the plantains were delicious. I was doing a new version of myself and my personality. Of more of an artist than a musician.",1,spont,train train_spont_4039,"Just because my voice sounds slightly more gravely, you think I'm older than you guys?","Well, you also have gray hair and long white beard.",1,spont,train train_spont_4040,Look at those tights. Those tights are stupid. And look at that stupid Tinkerbell. I hope she dies.,"Ray, you're ruining this play for everyone.",1,spont,train train_spont_4041,Because I hear there's other lawyers out there who are saying there's no such thing as vampire lawyers.,"How can you do court during the day, though?",1,spont,train train_spont_4042,"OK, well I vote no.","Wow. I didn't see that coming from ""the girl.""",1,spont,train train_spont_4043,I've never seen anything like this in my life. It's gotta be extremely valuable. Yeah. Who is it signed by?,"Not any of the Rolling Stones. I think it's signed by Barney Frank. There's gotta be somebody that that hits some buttons for. They're willing to pay top dollar. OK, let's go out and talk to this kid.",1,spont,train train_spont_4044,We have established we did not see each other.,Our backs were facing one another.,1,spont,train train_spont_4045,"Young lady, do you recall being in New Orleans in the last two years?","Yes, I brought you back on my back. You hugged me and then I brought you back to this time period.",1,spont,train train_spont_4046,"Old man Timmons is watching you, so stop dropping cups and help this lady with her Chihuahua Margarita.",I just got a little flustered that I've been calling you by the wrong name.,1,spont,train train_spont_4047,"What happened in there, dad?","Well, I hope you have the rest of the afternoon cleared, because I'm going to be on The Price is Right.",1,spont,train train_spont_4048,"If you want to serve a cow, have it's older friend and uncle the buffalo.",What if I want to serve a buffalo?,1,spont,train train_spont_4049,What do you have that doesn't have dairy in it or soy?,"Huh, we have um. Toppings? I can give you some sprinkles for 89 cents.",1,spont,train train_spont_4050,"Look, if anybody's ready to order, I'm waiting.",I feel it's only right if we step aside so the birthday girl can order.,1,spont,train train_spont_4051,You probably know this song. It's an English Country classic.,"Yes, it's called Lamp Shade as a Hat. I love that song.",1,spont,train train_spont_4052,"Gross tic tac, I'm never going to eat you. I'm just going to let you get all the lint off the bottom.","Yeah, I wouldn't recommend eating me either. It's gotten pretty bad.",1,spont,train train_spont_4053,This Excalibur 2000 is one great machine.,It was worth the 89 thousand dollars my husband spent on it.,1,spont,train train_spont_4054,I think that she's actually married to Gwenyth Paltrow's dad. That's my big problem.,It's a lie. I never loved him. I don't know where you would get that from.,1,spont,train train_spont_4055,But I'd seen it done in a much smaller sphere than I built. It should have worked even better.,It was a closed course. Professional drivers.,1,spont,train train_spont_4056,Have you heard the original song?,It's a snore. It's a bore and a snore.,1,spont,train train_spont_4057,Welcome to the council meeting. We are the Televangiles. We have called this special session at the request of Reverent St. Augustine.,I hope this is important. I was working on a puzzle.,1,spont,train train_spont_4058,"Vinnie Jones has a name like a poor guy, but he made a bunch of money beating people up or something.","He also picked some pockets, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_4059,My god. I see tomatoes and potatoes. What is it?,"It's not a pie, it's spaghetti.",1,spont,train train_spont_4060,"No, that's the thing, it happens just like that. It's called Spontaneonation combustion.","Oh, my God. That's terrifying branding. I might rethink this gig.",1,spont,train train_spont_4061,"You are Steve, the American baker. Everyone knows about you.","Well, I mean, I'd like to think so. I do have a commercial out there.",1,spont,train train_spont_4062,I've never been on a bus. I wanted to be on a bus.,"So, wait. You have the ability to inhabit a tree or inhabit a person, but you had to take a bus here?",1,spont,train train_spont_4063,"Hey, listen, let me ask you something. Do you think I gotta shot at making it to the bigs?","You might get a cup of coffee in the bigs, but that's about it. This is A ball right now. Then you gotta go to triple A ball, then you gotta go down to double A ball. Then you gotta go up to the majors. I got a cup of coffee back in the '60s.",1,spont,train train_spont_4064,I'm still here. I just wanted to help our ghosts buddies out.,"Oh, you're such a giver, Terry.",1,spont,train train_spont_4065,What about colored stones for our new inventory? People enjoy that. Like ruby or sapphire.,We've been doing colored stones since the dawn of god damn time.,1,spont,train train_spont_4066,"We're just two lonely people from the wrong side of the tracks. You know, we didn't think we were worthy of your whipped cream.",Every side of the tracks is the right side to Budino.,1,spont,train train_spont_4067,"Once again, I want to point out that you shop at a human meat market.",The whole point I go there is it's the best source of human bones. There's no need for the humans bones to go to waste. Why should those people have died in vain?,1,spont,train train_spont_4068,"So, Terry, you're single?","Yeah, you know. It's hard to lay someone down when you got to travel to so many Burger Kinds and McDonald's across the country.",1,spont,train train_spont_4069,At ease everybody. No need to salute me just because I'm so well decorated.,Look at this guy. He's got fruit salad on his jacket and scrambled eggs on his cap.,1,spont,train train_spont_4070,How about the Ice berg or the berg?,That will make people think of the Titanic. It's very sad. There's nothing funny about the Titanic.,1,spont,train train_spont_4071,I've been cutting your hair for 92 minutes.,"To be fair, it's only taken 92 minutes because the first 45 you were looking at the photo I brought and you were confused.",1,spont,train train_spont_4072,Stop talking. We paid a lot of money for these tickets.,"Oh, you're a dummy then.",1,spont,train train_spont_4073,I'm an afterlife recycle doula.,I guess you can get anything from Task Rabbit. Who knew you could actually find an afterlife recycle doula?,1,spont,train train_spont_4074,Best Buy throws out day old laptops. They don't want to keep them.,"Yeah, I've seen the expiration stickers.",1,spont,train train_spont_4075,It sounds like an MC Escher drawing.,"Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's just like that.",1,spont,train train_spont_4076,You're Rumpledumpskin?,"That's right, and I'll grant you three wishes!",1,spont,train train_spont_4077,Those nine girls are my nieces.,"Wow, that's complicated.",1,spont,train train_spont_4078,I was raised by chickens.,"That's so sad, but I do hear they are great hug recipients.",1,spont,train train_spont_4079,"Toby, I want you to tell this giraffe horse something you like about her.",I'm called a hiraffe. I had a lot of laughs.,1,spont,train train_spont_4080,"It's OK, Nooky. We're not mad.","I really thought I could help, but I realized those are heavy boxes.",1,spont,train train_spont_4081,Jamal! That's my name too.,"OK, you're just light skinned. I didn't know.",1,spont,train train_spont_4082,I almost got found out at work today. They almost found out that I don't have tentacles.,"Listen, I told you to wear that special sweater.",1,spont,train train_spont_4083,I just got the new iPhone SS. It's a super sport.,It's working! I changed the iPhone Wikipedia entry last week. They renamed the phone.,1,spont,train train_spont_4084,"Hey, you gotta get it back and reattach it. That prosthetic has been in the mouth of too many pups.","I tried to catch it, okay, but once you've got my prosthetic I am severely hindered.",1,spont,train train_spont_4085,Correct me if I'm wrong. You don't care about kids.,I don't give a shit about kids. But our baby is going to be different. No more sociopaths in my family.,1,spont,train train_spont_4086,"Sit still, rookie. This is gonna hurt a lot.",You shouldn't have told him that.,1,spont,train train_spont_4087,It felt like a hate crime from where I was standing.,I could have sworn he just came from work and that's why he's dressed like that.,1,spont,train train_spont_4088,That guy just beat up a cop.,He threw a rock and knocked out a cop.,1,spont,train train_spont_4089,"Hey, you guys, I just squeezed some fresh goat milk. Do you want some?","No. See, you told me where it was from. I don't want it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4090,Is that how you're going to do the part? You sound like a crazy person!,You sound like somebody that keeps stepping on a child's toy.,1,spont,train train_spont_4091,"Gentlemen, I realize my mistake. We was asking what was optimal temperature, but we forgot to ask was it the optimal temperature for human or chickens??","Oh, I got egg on my face 'cause I thought you meant me.",1,spont,train train_spont_4092,"Michael, I hope they make a movie about our story one day.","I hope they make it about our brave, twin story. There aren't enough stories out there about kids with STDs, forced to do highway work.",1,spont,train train_spont_4093,Stop throwing paper clips at me!,"You look like a bionic person, but you don't have no skills.",1,spont,train train_spont_4094,It's really tense here most of the time. I'm glad you're here.,Have you two thought about seeing a counselor?,1,spont,train train_spont_4095,I predict I'll probably be doing this job for the rest of my life.,"See, you found your thing and I found my thing. Isn't that great? I feel like we have that focus in common.",1,spont,train train_spont_4096,"Here ma'am, have a sip out of my flask. This is ""kid juice.""","Oh, that seems a little odd, but since you're with the park, I guess it's alright.",1,spont,train train_spont_4097,I advance towards you one stilt at a time.,"I recoil at first, because I'm used to it, but then something tells me to let it happen.",1,spont,train train_spont_4098,"What is it, a scientific souffle?","Technically cooking is science, so yes it is a scientific souffle.",1,spont,train train_spont_4099,"Arlene, don't get the coyote to come into the house. Little Donald is upstairs.","Little Donald will be fine, OK? This is not a dingo. It don't eat babies.",1,spont,train train_spont_4100,"I mean, I don't think it's serious. I haven't been to the doctor. I don't really believe in doctors.",What do you mean? Is it a religious thing? Or you don't believe they exist?,1,spont,train train_spont_4101,"Anus, it's no coincidence that I happened to meet you at the Downy train station. I know who you are and what you've done to my family.","So, this whole funeral is a ruse. I guess there's no one in this casket.",1,spont,train train_spont_4102,I made signs with with his face on it.,"I've seen one of those signs. It just says ""my husband's gone"". There's no number or anything.",1,spont,train train_spont_4103,How much do you have sir I can see you want to buy it.,I've got umm just this piece of string so can I brorrow the money from you?,1,spont,train train_spont_4104,"Now, your headshot is pretty professional, but based on your behavior I'm going to say you're actually not.",It's an iPhone 7 Plus. I used the depth feature.,1,spont,train train_spont_4105,I'm going to close the lid of the listening tank. If anything at all goes wrong you need to jump out of the tank.,Right out of the tank and into your arms. Got it.,1,spont,train train_spont_4106,"Sir, are you suggesting you're doing me a favor? That you're doing me a favor by going into the football game without me paying you?",Yeah. What's a football game without fans?,1,spont,train train_spont_4107,"Just the usual? But Miranda, it's your birthday. Don't you want to do something special?",It just seems like everyone in my life has forgotten my birthday today. Including me.,1,spont,train train_spont_4108,"I think that the gang is falling apart. I think that they're battling against their leader, the little Episcopalian one in there.",That's the one that robbed the pet store. You can tell because he's an ugly boy.,1,spont,train train_spont_4109,"Well, if Crystal Light believes in you, then I believe in Dark Crystal, too.","Oh, that's good. I was really expecting an argument.",1,spont,train train_spont_4110,"Hello, are you from Melbourne?","Yeah, I'm from Melbourne and Australia.",1,spont,train train_spont_4111,Get out of my sight! And find me the best eggs fit for a hotel!,"Okay. But you can't fire us, because we have a very strong union.",1,spont,train train_spont_4112,We were wondering if you would come to to the museum. We have an ant problem in our painting.,"Oh yeah, sure. I've done a lot of work in paintings. I dealt with the Francis Bacon one with the weird dog.",1,spont,train train_spont_4113,Gretchen left. She didn't like our rendition.,She didn't like your spoof?,1,spont,train train_spont_4114,"Renee, that sounds like a woman's name. I won't hit a woman and I'm not about to start by giving them cancer.",All this time later and people still aren't hitting women? It's 2058 already.,1,spont,train train_spont_4115,"Oh, my god. The grandma from Family Matters is here.",Estelle. Her name is Estelle.,1,spont,train train_spont_4116,Like the original Little Mermaid in Hans Christian Andersen's takes. They say every step felt like walking on scissors.,It's a little like that. This one feels like you're at the dentist getting drilled all over your body. Not in a good way.,1,spont,train train_spont_4117,"Look, you said you were two weeks from retirement a month ago. Why are you still even here?",I came back to clean up this mess you and your partner got us into. Now the department says you're suspended.,1,spont,train train_spont_4118,Dennis and I have made a very dramatic decision.,"It includes fucking by the way, but we're also going to start dancing. Join us everybody.",1,spont,train train_spont_4119,"Listen, every year we're entitled to that person pan pizza in Cedar Rapids. It's the Pizza Hut main headquarters.",It's the only place where Pizza Hut is still a sit down restaurant. That salad bar is delicious.,1,spont,train train_spont_4120,"Hey, you stupid dog, you lack opposable thumbs.","Yeah, you're dumb. You can't type and you don't even know what a spreadsheet is, stupid.",1,spont,train train_spont_4121,We should get out of this room.,We should. The killer is right behind you.,1,spont,train train_spont_4122,"Can I ask you, Timothy, what was you going to ask that chicken but you literally chickened out??","Oh, I never even thought of that. I was gonna ask that chicken what it thought of me.",1,spont,train train_spont_4123,Attention it is us the presidents so sorry that we have been in hiding for so long.,They have been hiding so long they aren't even the presidents anymore they just don't know it yet.,1,spont,train train_spont_4124,"Don't mean to interrupt, but the camper's are arriving, and you two have been behind the honesty tree for a good half hour.","OK, Beth, well, we're doing some honesty here. Give us a little more time.",1,spont,train train_spont_4125,I want to make a good impression on the other players and the watchers.,"Oh, the people watching from the bleachers? Yes, the spectators.",1,spont,train train_spont_4126,"I drove here, well actually my mom drove me here.","She really did didn't she, look! There she is outside!",1,spont,train train_spont_4127,Kyle has something to say to all of us.,"I just want to say that I'm a sociopath and all I care about is myself and my own fortunes. If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that.",1,spont,train train_spont_4128,You're like a book that's yet to be opened. What's your story?,Who me? What's my story? Tim Jimson? My story isn't all that interesting.,1,spont,train train_spont_4129,Melissa was a wonderful woman.,"I know, and she was wronged. She was stoned by the children.",1,spont,train train_spont_4130,I didn't know that you had such a big heart.,That's right. That's why they call me Hearty. Back home. That's what the boys call me.,1,spont,train train_spont_4131,Anything we can get you?,"No, but my sister is supposed to come see me today, she's a big newscaster.",1,spont,train train_spont_4132,"Caroline, these last forty eight hours have meant the world to me. Would you do me the great honor of becoming my wife?",I would be honored. It would be a great honor we would both be doing for one another.,1,spont,train train_spont_4133,"I drove here, if that makes a difference on if you like me or not.",It does because we like to be pedestrians because we're from New York.,1,spont,train train_spont_4134,I have fantastic legs. I shave them.,They are smooth and very silky.,1,spont,train train_spont_4135,Mommy's going to do her TJ Maxx run. You go and run in the bushes at the park.,"OK. Mommy, will I be able to play with ghosts in the haunted amusement park?",1,spont,train train_spont_4136,"Happy anniversary, Vivian. I can't believe it's been three weeks since we got married.","Happy anniversary, Shaun. It's the most beautiful three weeks of my life. I feel like I can almost feel.",1,spont,train train_spont_4137,"Kay, can you come into the office? The sign on the Steinways, they're very hard to read.",I put lot of extra curls on the letters.,1,spont,train train_spont_4138,I thought that was a dog.,"Once you taste this milk, you won't think that again.",1,spont,train train_spont_4139,"Wait, I need to understand something. Big Red, you're our pimp. So that little fella's your pimp?","Of course, there's a chain of command, baby.",1,spont,train train_spont_4140,Do I have time to go to the bathroom?,What's that? You need to go to the bathroom? I don't have time to talk to you. I gotta go around and tell everyone that we have ten minutes until the Grand Ole Opry starts.,1,spont,train train_spont_4141,I've never seen a man waddle with his cock out.,"Oh, you didn't see the high school captain? He's done stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_4142,"The robe should be closed until I say it's time to disrobe, but. That's OK.",It was really chafing me.,1,spont,train train_spont_4143,Who wouldn't want to be from here? This is the home to most of the places that a gator has killed someone in America.,That is true. We do boast that statistic.,1,spont,train train_spont_4144,Would you like to pray before you go into the doctor's office?,I think that's a fantastic idea. We haven't prayed ever.,1,spont,train train_spont_4145,"No kidding, mom. You have been somewhere else all day.",Sorry we're so late picking you up from the ocean.,1,spont,train train_spont_4146,You know what I want to try? A fruit salad sandwich.,"Oh, this cook, he could make anything. All you have to do is ask him. He did something with a starfruit once and it blew my mind.",1,spont,train train_spont_4147,You're going to go back and make your mother cut back on the wine spritzers and get her a prosthetic hand that looks decent. ,"I will do what you ask, your majesty. Thank you for spring my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_4148,Oh aren't you two a handsome couple.,"Well, thank you. This is our one marriage. We just got married.",1,spont,train train_spont_4149,"We're worried about your disheveled appearance. There are regulations and laws about wearing clothes, Gwyneth.",All I can say is that babies are born naked and I would ask you all to consider that before you ask me to put on clothes.,1,spont,train train_spont_4150,I can't eat pudding one more god damn time.,"I know, I asked for pizza today, but the pudding guy just keeps showing up.",1,spont,train train_spont_4151,"Dirt God, you did it. You got the lady down here.",I sure did. I'm holding her esophagus right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_4152,So are these paintings for sale or what?,"As I said before, these are all for sale.",1,spont,train train_spont_4153,"Honey, I bought you a new car.",Again?,1,spont,train train_spont_4154,The doctor told me 13 minutes ago that I have 15 minutes.,OK. I can wait 2 minutes to go pee then.,1,spont,train train_spont_4155,"If you are not going to finish the fortune cookie, you shouldn't get the fortune.","Objection! Oh, wait, we can appeal.",1,spont,train train_spont_4156,I just ask his guy if he's a comedian and he said no.,He's not a comedian? Sometimes they lie. I still think he is.,1,spont,train train_spont_4157,"Spencer, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I'm so seasick.",There's a mop and bucket for all your mouth puke.,1,spont,train train_spont_4158,I shouldn't have eaten so many hot dogs before we got on the dance floor. I feel kind of queasy.,You're turning white!,1,spont,train train_spont_4159,"Now that you mention it, I don't either. I thought it was your idea.",I thought it was your idea. This is like that time we went to Lake Tahoe.,1,spont,train train_spont_4160,"Curtis, I love you so much.","I love you too - I want to say, Marjorie?",1,spont,train train_spont_4161,"Larry, I gotta let you go. Clyde, I gotta let you go too.",Who let's the Big Toppers go? We're the Big Top brothers.,1,spont,train train_spont_4162,Why don't you just wring out your shirt?,"Really, Clark? Well, that's mean. I'm just a piece of meat to you?",1,spont,train train_spont_4163,"I'm trying to find the perfect people for this cast. Jim that ran it last year is going around town saying that I'm not going to make it. I'm going to make it, Delores. You know I'm going to make it.","Janice, I know. I get it. I got it. I'm here for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4164,"There's a woman in the way. Doctor, what's wrong with him? Will he ever recover?","Ma'am. The lady is the doctor. He is a doctor, but he's not the doctor.",1,spont,train train_spont_4165,"Hey, Dracula. You killed my whole family.","Oh, look at you. A townsfolk. You think I'm scared of you?",1,spont,train train_spont_4166,"I can drink with the best of 'em. Here, have one. They're fizzle-snitzes.",Are you a representative of the colonial government here on planet LV-whatever it is?,1,spont,train train_spont_4167,"Okay, I'm very tormented as a member of the Swiss Guard to go along with this terrible plan.?","I'm going to have spank you with this crucifix just to get you to do this again, huh?",1,spont,train train_spont_4168,Who does this President think she is?,"That's an excellent question. You're right. Our rights are being trampled on, just like that snake on that flag.",1,spont,train train_spont_4169,"You know me, I fall in love so quickly.",You certainly do. You've had many loves over the year that you've met at this garden.,1,spont,train train_spont_4170,"It makes sense because when I was going to have you, my water broke and so you came forth like a raging water full of carbonation.",That's where I get my fighting spirit.,1,spont,train train_spont_4171,"Let's see what we have in here. There's a chair, bunks, there's an old broom.",Can't you two keep it down? I'm trying to sleep. What a terrible sister you are.,1,spont,train train_spont_4172,"Fine. Fifty dollars each. A wall, some stairs. The list is getting long.",It's my birthday.,1,spont,train train_spont_4173,"She's pretty good at hiding being a robot, but what about that whole story with her cousin Vinny?","Yeah, and she says water can't get on her skin. She must perspire. That's how the body stays cool.",1,spont,train train_spont_4174,But look how melty the clocks are in this painting. This really is tremendous.,Oh and look at the giraffe burning in the back.,1,spont,train train_spont_4175,Welcome to the potato farm. Are you enjoying the tour of the potato crops?,"Yeah, it's earthy.",1,spont,train train_spont_4176,"So, you understand about barn parties do you? You understand what it takes to have the perfect ingredients for a rockin' good time?","Of course, they are: drums, cows, plywood.",1,spont,train train_spont_4177,I haven't even got my learner's permit.,"They have schools for that. They're called driving schools. Also, don't they have driver's ed. at your school?",1,spont,train train_spont_4178,I see the driver is not in this vehicle and you're parked in a handicapped. I don't see a handicap sticker so you're going to have to move to another spot.,"I've got a bum leg, my leg doesn't work so good.",1,spont,train train_spont_4179,"Hello, I just gotta move these boxes over to another stack over there.",I'm here to help you. Don't worry. I got your back.,1,spont,train train_spont_4180,"I was just gonna ask Lilith. You feel like going on tour with me, maybe with a few other ladies who like to play music?",This seems to me like the only way for you and me to get away from Jeff over here.,1,spont,train train_spont_4181,"Yeah, so that was tough for you, right? I had to lie about when things were all of the time.","Yeah, you just told me the story about when you lied about your pants.",1,spont,train train_spont_4182,I've been trying to look away but I can't.,I keep following you. As your head moves my head moves.,1,spont,train train_spont_4183,Spray some of that stuff on Rufus' paws. He loves it.,He does. It's the only thing he loves in this world anymore.,1,spont,train train_spont_4184,"Obviously, we smoked during the games. This is 60's. But I thought, like, you couldn't drink you know, on the field.","What, are you listening to Skip? Don't listen to him. He's a real straight shooter.",1,spont,train train_spont_4185,You! I can't believe it. I banned you from the McCormick place.,"I've been thinking about that a lot lately, actually, in the last few seconds since we first mentioned your place. And I actually feel really guilty about that. In fact, I'm mortified.",1,spont,train train_spont_4186,"Rumplepiltdown, it just seems like a high price to pay.",What's the big deal? I'm just asking you to serve me.,1,spont,train train_spont_4187,"How long will it be your birthday? How much time do I have? You're not one of those where it stretches into 2 day birthdays, are you?",Her labor was very intense. She was born at 11:00 am. I stand behind her often because I want her to shine.,1,spont,train train_spont_4188,What can we do? The people have spoken. They want digital photographs. They already exist and they've been using them for awhile.,What if we do 30 minute photos? We'll work extra hard and get them done faster. We'll double our effort.,1,spont,train train_spont_4189,"So, how will we know what to do when the salesman shows up?","Oh, you'll know what to do. There will be an operative, who will be there and explain everything.",1,spont,train train_spont_4190,"Hey man, get a load of this. They're really going or it.","They really are. Hey, that's my wife down there.",1,spont,train train_spont_4191,"What are we going to do? I feel like any minute, we're going to be crushed by these rival hill people.",If only something would come that could blow the hill people away.,1,spont,train train_spont_4192,A lot of people complain about the sound of my voice. That's actually why I got into stick-ups. I thought maybe I'd get discovered by a voice-over agent.,By robbing them?,1,spont,train train_spont_4193,We have to get into the mind of the snake. The snake is just as scared as we are.,"Oh, everybody knows that about the snake. St. Patrick taught us that.",1,spont,train train_spont_4194,"Oh my god, I just walked in and I heard you say that. That's, like, so profound.",You should do stand-up hour. We need more women in stand-up.,1,spont,train train_spont_4195,"He pulled the old double talk on me. He doubled everything I said, but he just changed the pronouns.","He changed the ""you""s to ""me"" and ""I"".",1,spont,train train_spont_4196,"So, this is Narnia. I came all the way from Alabama.",Wow. I came all the way from Antarctica or the Arctic.,1,spont,train train_spont_4197,"Guys, I don't want to interrupt, but you've pinned me between you and the wall of glasses.",You just stay there. I want you to witness this.,1,spont,train train_spont_4198,What were you screaming about over there behind the couch??,"We just uh... we just talking about, uh, temperatures. You know how in Europe they got different temperatures than here.",1,spont,train train_spont_4199,Hello there Devin.,"Hey, how's it going buddy? Y'all went to go see a movie or something, didn't you?",1,spont,train train_spont_4200,"Do you know, I put butter on our steps every night, but, somehow, I don't know if it's because he wears his golf cleats in the house, but, he always makes it up the stairs.","Oh, they learned that in, like, middle school or something. I don't know. They get taught how to braid their pubes and wear cleats everywhere.",1,spont,train train_spont_4201,"You should go talk to Roger, Donna. You're the Executive Producer.",I know and I never asked to be this. I don't know how I got this job.,1,spont,train train_spont_4202,Well I'm going in and I'll see what happens.,All right I guess that is the best we can do fresh fish I did it in the seventies so I think you will be ok.,1,spont,train train_spont_4203,You got much smaller. Is that why they call you Rumplepiltdown?,That's right. I just gotta piltdown every once in awhile.,1,spont,train train_spont_4204,How do you know Dakota?,"Oh, we're sisters.",1,spont,train train_spont_4205,"I'm going to spin the Wheel of Fortune. One, two, whee. Come on, big money.","Here we go. It is stopping. Coming to a stop, and, big money! You won the Wheel of Fortune!",1,spont,train train_spont_4206,I didn't like that you were whispering sweet nothings to Luigi like that.?,"Well, he was so angry and full of rage. The only way I know in my village to deal with someone like this is to treat them like a stray dog who has never known compassion, and then you smother them with love until they have no choice but to submit.",1,spont,train train_spont_4207,Do you want to go back to the past again? And do it over again for a third time?,"I'm getting concerned I'm using up all the power in your yo-yo, but, let's do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4208,"All right, Johnny, you've got to make sure that everything's OK here. I'm off to have sex with my ex-wife. The best kind of sex.","OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions?",1,spont,train train_spont_4209,Oh! He threw the egg on the wall of this Kipton's Suites!,Yes! And I'll do it again and put a frame around it!,1,spont,train train_spont_4210,"So, you're not accusing me of wrongdoing, it's like I'm just working your side of the street?","Yeah, stay in your lane, David.",1,spont,train train_spont_4211,"Now, Judy, those turned out to be actors that you hired to back up your claims. They spoke in a very theatrical manner.",She spends her money how she wants to spend her money.,1,spont,train train_spont_4212,"I have a mentor here at the Home Depot. Sometimes when I'm feeling low, I go to her. Would you want to go meet her?",Is she over in the blinds area?,1,spont,train train_spont_4213,"Vivi, we just got a huge order of knick knackeries. ","Oh, we're finally going to sell all of our knick knackeries.",1,spont,train train_spont_4214,The wheelchair thing was a big thing that bothered my daughter.,"Well, 'cause it wasn't a motorized wheelchair, and you insisted that she either push you or wait for you as you sort of like, shuffled with your feet. And also, you can walk.",1,spont,train train_spont_4215,Is that John Wiki?,"Yep, he invented Wikipedia.",1,spont,train train_spont_4216,"I didn't even bother to try the audition, Beverly. You're the queen of the bite and chew.",That commercial got me insurance. I haven't been able to go to the doctor for 15 years.,1,spont,train train_spont_4217,"Like a cat has nine lives. And the swans, they become incorporeal spirits who are reborn again four times again.",Everything around here lives four lifetimes.,1,spont,train train_spont_4218,"So, I'm your son, Tranese?","Yes, doesn't it all make sense? We do all the same things the same way.",1,spont,train train_spont_4219,"Yeah, I'm saying it's unusual to be in a club of unemployed people. I mean, have you heard of it before?","Yeah, I drive by tent cities that are kind of clubs of unemployed people.",1,spont,train train_spont_4220,You can't not marry Evelyn just because of your secret. You're in love with her.,Yeah and we do need one more person on the board.,1,spont,train train_spont_4221,My show is about a character that I play telling the story of a show he saw.,"OK. So, you're just taking an existing play and telling the story of going to see it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4222,It's a real shame our girlfriends bailed out on our foursome idea.,"You know, Pete, when I think about you and I and our girlfriends, I just think to myself ""who needs it?""",1,spont,train train_spont_4223,It's like a free piercing. Free piercing with Christ.,I should bring that up at the next church meeting. It'd be a great way to get people in the door.,1,spont,train train_spont_4224,"Come on, get over here. Sit on my knees.","I'm a grown man. Aw, alright.",1,spont,train train_spont_4225,We don't talk about the Great Fire Murder State Fair Murder Fire of 1937,He's right. We never talk about it. I guess you had to be there.,1,spont,train train_spont_4226,It's Papa. Pa-pa. Is that so hard?,It's very hard. That's a weird name. Especially for a woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_4227,We need to have a chat with the children.,"You're very reasonable, can you talk to her in that reasonable way you have?",1,spont,train train_spont_4228,You should leave me behind after what I did to you.,You've got to come with us. The chain of kindness has to start somewhere. Get on my back.,1,spont,train train_spont_4229,You gave me like three pages of copy. There's not way I can get all of that out.,"These writers, they're in love with their own words.",1,spont,train train_spont_4230,"Hello there, Governor.",You're pretty loud for a quiet rat. I want you out of my fair right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_4231,The kids aren't even good in school and they aren't athletic. I would say let's let them live.,Just because you whisper it doesn't mean we don't hear you.,1,spont,train train_spont_4232,"Well, Hillary, I tried my best. I'm sorry I didn't have enough personality or abs to come in even in second place.",The abs were pretty important on my scale of judging.,1,spont,train train_spont_4233,"Now then, let me see one of the dugouts.",We only have one. Both of the teams hang out there.,1,spont,train train_spont_4234,"Wait a moment, I didn't get to participate in the snake case, at all.","Me either. We were totally left out, yet again.",1,spont,train train_spont_4235,Can I just say that ya'll as a council aren't the best.,"Well, we appreciate your feedback.",1,spont,train train_spont_4236,"Oh, my God! This is the first time that I've turned around and actually gone somewhere else. Did you notice that?","Yeah, you didn't hear me screaming your name?",1,spont,train train_spont_4237,No one has ever taken the time to save me. I spent all my life trying to save other people.,That's right. All it took was you putting our lives in danger.,1,spont,train train_spont_4238,"My name is Chuck. I feel like you all just pick and choose whose name you want to know. I'm a person too. Just because I work a camera, I don't think I'm any less important on this staff.","Mary, you owe Chuck an apology. He's been my cameraman for as long as I've been part of news control.",1,spont,train train_spont_4239,"Hey dad, can I help this one? Can I take care of this customer, please?","Marie, you're the oldest. So you're up. Carl, you're on backup.",1,spont,train train_spont_4240,"A while ago, before you came up on the train platform, I met a - I don't know - a common huckster, a confidence man. She gave me some powder and helped me sliding-doors my own life.","Wait, so this is something that already happened. Are you sure it's not something that's happening at the same time as this?",1,spont,train train_spont_4241,"Dude, I'm underwater. How you could splash me?","Man, just pushed the water... pushed. So uh, let's get some music up in this piece.",1,spont,train train_spont_4242,"You brought your sleeping bag, right? Because this is all-night sushi.",I've been looking forward to this for months.,1,spont,train train_spont_4243,My arm is tired from all this churning.,"Well, it sure pays off in the end.",1,spont,train train_spont_4244,"Marcus, you go on ahead, I'm just going to spend another minute or so here. I'll catch up with you.","Understood, Gerald. I'm sorry that I was the one to tell you we all disliked your wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_4245,What is he doing? The universal sign for touchdown?,He's pointing to his throat. If only there was a sign to know what he meant.,1,spont,train train_spont_4246,"Look, I don't wan't to bug ya. It's a lot to ask.","It's OK, I'm here for all eternity as far as I know.",1,spont,train train_spont_4247,I'm going to stay firmly planted in the car.,"Michelle, I never go against what the car wishes for me.",1,spont,train train_spont_4248,Have you been at a lot of Lauren'ts delayed concerts?,"Oh, yeah. Last year I lost two toes to frostbite.",1,spont,train train_spont_4249,I will sing you a song like you'd hear on the radio.,"We will tailor make it to you, so that you're hearing a punched up version that's more true to your life.",1,spont,train train_spont_4250,"A lot of times, funerals are a nice place to meet new people.","Well, in the old days, the cemetery was a place where people would hang out and have picnics.",1,spont,train train_spont_4251,Was it built in early 1900's and they only build them things that last for like 120 years?,"That's exactly it. Now it's 1970's. So, you guys should probably just get out of here.",1,spont,train train_spont_4252,"Mr. Stanfield, we thank you for your offer and I suppose $300 Million is a good start. We'll make due.",Please don't cash that check until like 3 years.,1,spont,train train_spont_4253,"Amy, it's time for bed.","I'm not going to bed because I'm a lady, you can't tell me what to do.",1,spont,train train_spont_4254,"What are you doing, kid? Do you know what a goalie is supposed to do in hockey?",I block it. I put my hands up and my knees down. I stand in the middle between whatever comes my way and whatever is behind me.,1,spont,train train_spont_4255,The lady is on a winning streak. Would you care to bet once more?,"Yes, but first a toast to my little daughter who is confined to a wheelchair. All of this money is going to her so she may survive.",1,spont,train train_spont_4256,"Mr. Bender, you hit the panic button. I came up form the security gate. What's the problem?","Hans, my girls, they're missing.",1,spont,train train_spont_4257,"Why, do you have unfinished business here at the Forum?",That's right. We only won one title.,1,spont,train train_spont_4258,"What's your name again? Oh, that's right, it's Shelly, from the bible.","It's like Jenny from the block, but I'm Shelly from the bible.",1,spont,train train_spont_4259,I bet you've got a lot of the solo pant legs.,"I do, and if anyone needs any, you can just give me a holler and I'll be happy to give you my other pant leg. No charge.",1,spont,train train_spont_4260,"I'm wearing traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole.",You look like a river boat gambler. Why don't you go get on your boat!,1,spont,train train_spont_4261,"You know, I've been sitting on this movie for so long. I think I'm not even going to return it even though that's my job.","Oh, Maybelline. You know you're the wife that returns the movies.",1,spont,train train_spont_4262,"Jebodiah, Rhonda, what are you telling me? You're in love with each other? ",It's the square. There's something about it. It brings out things.,1,spont,train train_spont_4263,"I'll be back soon, honey. I love you! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!","OK. That's a good song, honey. I'm hanging up now.",1,spont,train train_spont_4264,"Dennis, is it? I kinda remember you. You came here with your dad.",You're Duke. I definitely remember you. I wrote about you in my journal for three whole nights.,1,spont,train train_spont_4265,Thank you so much for bringing our drinks. Do you want to have one with us?,"I'm already drunk, so why not.",1,spont,train train_spont_4266,"That's right, someone tried to take my shirt off a try it on.",That was a very sexy moment and you handled the situation like such a champion.,1,spont,train train_spont_4267,We take pride in the fact that all you have to do is sit by some water and the gator will snatch your baby.,"If there's one thing that we know for sure, it's that the gator will find a way.",1,spont,train train_spont_4268,So I just heard this song about a Lonely Heart Club. It really touched me and the first person I thought of was you.,God has a plan for everybody. Some hearts are made to be lonely. So they can find somebody to get rid of that lonely heart.,1,spont,train train_spont_4269,A lot of people are not getting their Quiznos sandwiches toasted now. Cool people are doing it.,"So, yeah, we'll just take those to go. We're going to head next door to the world's fair.",1,spont,train train_spont_4270,"Excuse me, there is a piece of chewed sausage on this plate and I only ordered salad.",It's a bonus. Congratulations.,1,spont,train train_spont_4271,This trick is called The End of All Things.,"My god, I'm remembering sad things that happened before I was born.",1,spont,train train_spont_4272,"Oh, wow, look at him. That's a very quickly expanding pool of blood.","He landed on his neck, you guys.",1,spont,train train_spont_4273,"Sandra, Cold Storage Kids - can I ask, what is it that you want with human beings? What are you going to do to planet Earth??","No, we just want our mother back.",1,spont,train train_spont_4274,He's gone. You killed him.,"I just meant to stun him. I didn't mean to kill him. Oh my goodness, Bobby.",1,spont,train train_spont_4275,"I thought I would try walking slow to see what it felt like, but I couldn't do it.",No. It didn't look good.,1,spont,train train_spont_4276,Who is this engaging creature?,My name is Delores and I'm a huge vein fan.,1,spont,train train_spont_4277,"Your booth? I thought this was a play, not a craft fair.","It's a booth, you step into it. It's not like a table with a fucking tablecloth thrown over it that says ""crafts.""",1,spont,train train_spont_4278,We've been inside this whale's body for what feels like forever.,They say whale time is like forever time.,1,spont,train train_spont_4279,"OK. Good. I wasn't going to correct you. I'm not particularly bright. But, boy do I have oxygenated lungs.","Yeah, your eyes look super bright.",1,spont,train train_spont_4280,I'm real excited about the prom next week. My mom got me a real pretty dress.,"Oh yeah, it's gonna be a great time at that teenage cotillion. I also am looking forward to it. You will be my only date. I certainly won't show up with another young lady. It will just be the two of us dancing the night away.",1,spont,train train_spont_4281,This is Chef Paul Prudhomme you are talking to.,I don't care who I an talking to. Get into the freezer and turn into a scientist!,1,spont,train train_spont_4282,"Oh, my gosh, what is Dave doing up there? He's spending so long talking to these people.","It's like, he gets to know everyone. What are they going to do, become pen pals?",1,spont,train train_spont_4283,"Sorry about your sister, Ira.","Yeah, I just keep losing siblings and parents. Life is just a constant motion. You can't hold onto anything.",1,spont,train train_spont_4284,He always comes back but something about this seems different.,It really does. Do you think he said anything in that note he addressed to you over there?,1,spont,train train_spont_4285,I can't find my ticket in this parking garage.,"Hi, sir. I'm sorry to hear you can't find it. Here's $100. Peace be with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4286,"We're all very sorry to gather here for such a sad occasion. I wanted to let everyone know that I did bring my haircutting tools. So, if you're done viewing the body, I'd be happy to cut your hair.",I'm done. I didn't know him that well. He was just an uncle.,1,spont,train train_spont_4287,"I do have a very rugged, intense male companion, and he might get mad if I go to my ex-husband's play.","I prayed and this is what came to me. You give my him for the night, and you can take mine with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4288,"Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting.","I want to garnish it with some nice, nice vegetables. I went to the farmer's market the other day and spent a lot of money on some nice veggies.",1,spont,train train_spont_4289,I think that Ken the intern is a murderer. He's also a time criminal.,"Oh, my goodness. He seems so nice. Hopefully, he's come back in time to make better decisions.",1,spont,train train_spont_4290,It's fate. It's time to do as the well dressed man commanded us to do and throw that GPS out the god damn window.,"Well, here it goes. Sayonara!",1,spont,train train_spont_4291,What is this strange liquid coming out from my beeps and boops?,"You're crying, daughter, you're crying.",1,spont,train train_spont_4292,Right now we are in the present future.,"Oh my god I can see myself, I look super old and gross!",1,spont,train train_spont_4293,"Rogers, why are you just standing there?",I just wanted to say sorry again. I really thought I had those coordinates all figured out.,1,spont,train train_spont_4294,"Sorry, I've got to go to Elevator Music Lounge A. I don't know if you heard that announcement.","No, I did. I did. My ears are pretty good, considering that I listen to people screaming in pain all day long. Listen, you do what you've got to do. I've got to find that pearl.",1,spont,train train_spont_4295,I was busy installing moss where you asked me to install moss.,"Yes, everyone has a job. We're not keeping track of your daughter everywhere we go. Be a real dad, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_4296,Did you get your spiritually G.E.D?,"Yeah, I sent away for it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4297,You don't think they are a little mad they seem really angry at us.,Well yes I agree with you actually one of them threw his slipper at me and called me a lollipop bandit.,1,spont,train train_spont_4298,"Terry Brown, you give yourself a compliment right this second.",I have nice shorts on and I have nice hair.,1,spont,train train_spont_4299,"Dad, do you really think I will become a mother some day?","You might. I never thought I'd become a father, not with this voice.",1,spont,train train_spont_4300,"I've heard about them troll beads you guys have. They say that they're K, and every kiss begins with K.","Yes, that is our slogan. Every Kiss Begins with Kay.",1,spont,train train_spont_4301,"Before I blow out the candles, I just want to say that I'm so glad that I didn't invite my work friends. It's just you guys.","Oh, they're the worst people. I don't like them.",1,spont,train train_spont_4302,I don't have any family there. I just thought it would be a fun place to travel to on Christmas Day.,"I don't mean to be rude, but why did you think that? Cincinnati in winter isn't necessarily a place many people would want to visit.",1,spont,train train_spont_4303,"Tina, can you tell us why the Mayor has been absent from so many of these press conferences?",He's been working really hard.,1,spont,train train_spont_4304,"That's how it work, yeah.",It was moments ago. You promised not to do that sort of thing.,1,spont,train train_spont_4305,This asshole has his head stuck.,Let's watch the language. We haven't established who the asshole is yet.,1,spont,train train_spont_4306,We don't have homes. We live here in the gardens. I'm not supposed to admit that.,Of course I know my employees live here. I make them work seven days a week. That's why we have the best staff out of all the concert halls.,1,spont,train train_spont_4307,Why did you not tell us you got doinked in the head with a bone?,"Well, because it's like a zombie attack. You don't everyone to know, and you think you're stronger than it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4308,I saw the ad about troll beads. They seem magically to me.,"Well, we're doing a special. Aren't we Gerald?",1,spont,train train_spont_4309,You're lucky I don't have my yard stick with me.,I love yard sticks.,1,spont,train train_spont_4310,Is Candyland a real place?,"Well, let me type it into my computer. Why, yes. There is a Candyland, Montana.",1,spont,train train_spont_4311,I hear the boat horn sounding. Should we be getting on that?,"We probably should. Technically, we're not supposed to let high people on, but who gives a fuck.",1,spont,train train_spont_4312,"Can I be honest with you? She was a drag, right? I mean, I'm not crazy. She was the worst.",She had no pets and she never helped us and she was so needy.,1,spont,train train_spont_4313,"Linda, we have two candidates for your x-ray machine to show how it works.","OK. Well, throw them in there. I just push this red button.",1,spont,train train_spont_4314,"Iris, I can't help but notice that so far two of our dreams have yet to come true.","OK. I can totally make them come true, you guys, but just not right away.",1,spont,train train_spont_4315,Ms. Sapsworth. I was just making sure that everything was still here.,Is that why you're wearing my granny's emeralds?,1,spont,train train_spont_4316,"We do have bread at home though. So, I don't think it would be one of them.","OK. Well, guess what? This case has my full attention from here on out.",1,spont,train train_spont_4317,Cats. Olives. Olives are not cats. What have I been saying? The last thing I remember is being doinked on the head.,The voice command of the x-ray machine seems to be working. It's scanning.,1,spont,train train_spont_4318,You want us to take our shoes off on the red carpet?,"Yes, at the beginning. You could really help us out with this.",1,spont,train train_spont_4319,"Oh, Mary Sue, you look so beautiful today.","Thank you. I'll meet you later. I don't want to talk about it in front of everybody right here, please.",1,spont,train train_spont_4320,"Welcome to the plane, Clinton. We've been waiting for you.Take a seat.",Thank you. Anywhere I want? Can I take this middle seat?,1,spont,train train_spont_4321,I'm going to have to do my lady's act in the show. I can't do that.,You mean swallowing swords? It's very difficult.,1,spont,train train_spont_4322,"Brent, I just don't understand why your father sounds younger than you.",The harsh conditions in prison can often age a person.,1,spont,train train_spont_4323,"Ms. Carson, was he a snitch that Mr. Paulson?","Um, in a sense yes. He told people I had a drinking problem.",1,spont,train train_spont_4324,Being in love with someone doesn't mean you want to be exactly like them. Just talk about what you like about Trumpet Davis.,"Trumpet Davis, I like the way you play saxophone, but your name's Trumpet. I like the way you make me want to be a more mysterious, more multi-leveled person.",1,spont,train train_spont_4325,"Troy. You know, I've long been protective of my little girl, Luanda. She means the world to me. And, you know, I wouldn't trust her to go off with just anyone. I should say, I wouldn't trust the person that she would go off with. I don't really trust her either. There's something about her.",She so young. She's barely 18. Freshly 18.,1,spont,train train_spont_4326,"Am I some kind of monster, kids?","Yeah, Dad, you're a deep resonant booming monster.",1,spont,train train_spont_4327,My name is Delorians Delorians several Delorians Thompson.,"Wow, that's a great name. I was just admiring your monogram. I wasn't sure what it stood for.",1,spont,train train_spont_4328,"Can I just say I appreciate y'all. I appreciate y'all very much. I mean, y'all accept me. The post office is really home.","You know, a lot of people would say that the last place they want to be is the post office. But for you, it's the first place you want to be.",1,spont,train train_spont_4329,"This is exciting. If you did, that makes you for sure a more interesting person. I would almost be willing to seed my winning to you if I found out that you had some checkered past.","Yeah, I would take my hat off on television for that.",1,spont,train train_spont_4330,You have to smash the patriarchy if you're going to get anywhere.,Good luck slapping it to the man when you're a woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_4331,"Excuse me, sir. I was in here just a little while ago and you said a funny thing and I wrote it down on my pocket thing. I cannot find it.",I found it and I rolled it up like a scroll and I put it in the register.,1,spont,train train_spont_4332,He has no shame.,That's true. I don't. I medically don't.,1,spont,train train_spont_4333,"Stop making fun of me, my name is exotic.",Your name ends in a t so you're probably from that backwards country called Country.,1,spont,train train_spont_4334,"Wait a minute, let me try one of those freshly boiled bagels.","Sure, here you go. It's a poppy seed.",1,spont,train train_spont_4335,"Okay, but, uh, you know this is the third honey Mario and Luigi have worked for you on. You have had a lot of wives.?","Yeah, but the third time's a charm, no?",1,spont,train train_spont_4336,Whale time might as well be jail time.,"Oh, that's better because it rhymes. ",1,spont,train train_spont_4337,"We're going to get up to that moon first, Premier Khrushcev. How are you going to feel about that?","We're going to get up there before you guys. We're gonna make some toast up there, brother.",1,spont,train train_spont_4338,"Hey, is this string cheese for everybody, do you think?","Well, clearly, someone has a low-cal dairy children's snack fetish, so yeah. There's some almonds in here too.",1,spont,train train_spont_4339,"Well don't you hang out at that diner a lot too, besides the motorcycle garage you own?","Yeah, with my fellow teenagers. That's all I eat, diner food. ",1,spont,train train_spont_4340,"These assholes that I work with think that I'm drunk, which I'm not, obviously.",Why you chose to have an intervention at a Bennigan's is beyond me.,1,spont,train train_spont_4341,"Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date.",To the theater. We were going to see Dear Evan Hanson.,1,spont,train train_spont_4342,I'm Pam. Pam Weinstein. No relation to the pope.,"Pam, what a beautiful name. It reminds me of my favorite cooking spray.",1,spont,train train_spont_4343,"Wow, a fan. You have TV in this tree house?","No, the people a couple doors down do. I put a cup to the window and listened to it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4344,We know. We've kinda been keeping track of you guys in the last five years since we met at that state fair.,"We thought you guys were so cool, and then you just ran away once we told you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4345,Testing wall strength.,You know what? I'm just going to run right at this.,1,spont,train train_spont_4346,I have a plan for my life. I've had this plan since I was very young. If you would just stick around and have a little faith.,"Where do I fit in this plan, lawyer? Where do I fit in the plan?",1,spont,train train_spont_4347,I didn't think this place was one of those places where you needed identification. I thought you can just kind of come in here and just do your thing.,"You know, this is an Italian restaurant. We don't normally check ID.",1,spont,train train_spont_4348,I'm tiny like a child though. I have a voice like a child.,"When your mom was pregnant, we weren't expecting to be parents and we were just trying a lot of stuff back then.",1,spont,train train_spont_4349,Have you met anyone else? I didn't think there was anyone else in this maze.,"Yeah, they're very forgettable though. I don't remember a lot of their names.",1,spont,train train_spont_4350,"Oh, wonderful, dear. I'm just in here making some cornbread.","Oh, cornbread. That's my favorite.",1,spont,train train_spont_4351,"We need you to drop the suit against Claire. Now, I know you're just the receptionist.",I can validate your parking.,1,spont,train train_spont_4352,"Since you found the pinata stick, it's now your quinceañera.",I never had a quinceañera before. I was too poor to age.,1,spont,train train_spont_4353,I guess I should get back to work unless you don't think I should. Maybe you can think of something else for me to do.,"Jerezebelle, you need to do what makes you happy.",1,spont,train train_spont_4354,Is it cold like it's supposed to be??,"Well, it's cold to my skin. It's a cool 69.",1,spont,train train_spont_4355,I can't grant your wishes. I'm just a fraud.,"Wait, what about my wish, where I possibly could be the manager.",1,spont,train train_spont_4356,"Keep going, Sassafras.",I gotta do what that person says. They've got a very loud voice.,1,spont,train train_spont_4357,Black Box Community Theater is doing their own tradition o that same play.,"Oh yeah, we know. We were going to see it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4358,"Hello, Ma'am. Happy Anniversary!",Thank you. I hate to love him and I love to hate him.,1,spont,train train_spont_4359,"If we steal this idea, we'll make a viral fortune. We'll be YouTube superstars.",Take that Logan Paul.,1,spont,train train_spont_4360,"I was hoping I could meet your wife and have a couple of kids, but I guess there's nowhere around here that a man can get kids.","Well now, hold on a second. I have a terrible relationship with my daughter. I'm sure she'd love to have a new father. And she also brings with her this young man, Tom.",1,spont,train train_spont_4361,"It seems like you have a lot going on, so maybe I should leave now.","Actually, this is one of the calmer times Mom and I have had in awhile.",1,spont,train train_spont_4362,It was the feather boa that caused us to shrink.,"Oh, yes, feather boas are very tricky. Sometimes you wrap it around my neck and I think that if it came to life, it would strangle me.",1,spont,train train_spont_4363,"Paulie, can you hold the baby? She's full of germs.","Oh, that's OK. I'm only afraid of doorknobs.",1,spont,train train_spont_4364,Do you want to add the feature where a butler comes and gives you champagne whenever you get in your car?,"Fancy champagne? I will have to say oui, merci.",1,spont,train train_spont_4365,"Mama, Papa? Where did you go?","Oh, look who it is. Uh, we had to go on some errands and we forgot that you were here. Sorry about that.",1,spont,train train_spont_4366,We don't have Fantastic Sams in Idaho.,"You guys have Fantastic Dales, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_4367,"Calista, stop being such a a bully.","There's no bully like a coward, I always say.",1,spont,train train_spont_4368,That one wheel Segway looked dangerous. The girl riding it looked like she was going to bite it.,"Oh, she did. She went down really hard.",1,spont,train train_spont_4369,"Doris, you don't like being a human?","No, it's scary. Who's going to feed me?",1,spont,train train_spont_4370,"Hey, snake, bit his glove.","Yeah, do it. It has string cheese and milk and yogurt on it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4371,Hey I'm the meter maid I heard you were looking for a job.,"You are willing to let me have a job,? Thank you so much, I'll empty all of your meters for you today.",1,spont,train train_spont_4372,"Dr. Brown, why are these two fighters still standing on the scale for their weigh-ins? It's been 20 minutes, already!","Sir, I'm so sorry. I know that the weigh-in line is already out the door. These two contestants seem to be having some sort of face off right here on the scale.",1,spont,train train_spont_4373,"You used to play the spoons, didn't you?",I did. It was in a travelling national anthem band.,1,spont,train train_spont_4374,What if we split up when we get to the mall? I'd like to go to Sears.,I like to go to the boy store.,1,spont,train train_spont_4375,How does she not remember that she flew to Paris and stayed with me for a week?,"You know, we're always trying to make room in our brain for new experiences, so we don't hang onto a lot of memories.",1,spont,train train_spont_4376,"Oh, has there been a change in the dictionary? Does ridiculous mean beautiful now?",I don't know. I don't get to read that often. People don't throw away dictionaries.,1,spont,train train_spont_4377,"I don't want this anymore, Rumplepilpkin. My dad's got diabetes.",You got the sugar?,1,spont,train train_spont_4378,We'll have to see if our birthmarks match up when we touch tongues.,"Well, that's your business. I can see already that they're identical.",1,spont,train train_spont_4379,Don't you want the space program to continue? People will care about the program more after the astronauts die on the moon.,"Fellas, I was torn. I didn't have a better idea. I said let's do a sexy car wash. Then Jones came up with this idea of having a couple of astronauts die on the moon. You gotta admit, it'll get a lot of attention.",1,spont,train train_spont_4380,I was in the bathroom. I had to take a number two.,What have you been eating? You just went two minutes ago!,1,spont,train train_spont_4381,"You know why I came here. I want a ""pot roast.""",Okay. You know we got the best deals. And you know why I'm not saying it out loud. Don't want to scare people off.,1,spont,train train_spont_4382,"There's only one thing that can stop this cult, the satanic ritual. There's reason there's no churches for miles around.","I said there was a chapel on the property, but it was a lie.",1,spont,train train_spont_4383,"Thominson, there's a single lady ghost over there and you're a single boy ghost.",That's right. Are you interested in my mother? She's also a ghost.,1,spont,train train_spont_4384,"Hey, there's a little guy in the corner that has something to say, apparently.","I think we should, I mean, we've got blood diamonds. I think we should get something even worse than a blood diamond. Takes some kid's soul and put it in a diamond, maybe.",1,spont,train train_spont_4385,I didn't mean for my whole family to be turned to stone.,I was on my way to the bathroom.,1,spont,train train_spont_4386,"The lady said it's time to put the heart in my bear, but I don't want that. Leave it out.",But if the heart doesn't exist in the bear then the bear could turn evil.,1,spont,train train_spont_4387,"Now that Mom's in a coma, you don't seem like our real dad.","Our marriage is drawn up nice and legal. Absolutely, I am your legal father.",1,spont,train train_spont_4388,"We're trying to attract gentlemen of great means, whereas your huge hat makes you look like a muskateer.","Well it denotes to people that I'm a man of status, because look at my large beautiful hat.",1,spont,train train_spont_4389,Now your mom just has that tattoo on her shoulder forever?,That's right. I'll do anything for my kid. I'll do anything for little Jimmy.,1,spont,train train_spont_4390,You can start singing the alphabet anywhere you want.,"I feel like I should start with G because I'm thinking gee, this is a crazy time.",1,spont,train train_spont_4391,I'm sorry that we had to break up. It's crazy that we got married at Coachellas seven years ago. I think that the divorce is right.,What do we do about the moon juice poster? Should we switch off on the weekends?,1,spont,train train_spont_4392,Wait. My bread bag's caught in the hinge of the door.,Why were you even wearing your bread bags? You wasn't going into space.,1,spont,train train_spont_4393,Any advice for robot students like me?,"Hello my friend, Robot Pinkerton.",1,spont,train train_spont_4394,"Waiter, can I have another one of those rose slushies please?","Yes, I understand that the staff here, we're all wearing t-shirts that say rosé-all-day. But hey, it's 11am and this would be your 7th.",1,spont,train train_spont_4395,Do you mind if I set my coffee cup on the top of your perfectly flat hairdo that you're worried about messing up?,"I don't mind, Helly, but if I should trip or stumble, it might drop liquid onto your skin.",1,spont,train train_spont_4396,Are you about to break that window and retrieve that egg salad sandwich?,I think we should because that egg salad sandwich looks like it's struggling for air and overheating.,1,spont,train train_spont_4397,I didn't even think of that. I rented this place that guaranteed that they had a DVD player.,But the movies you rented are VHS.,1,spont,train train_spont_4398,It's a secret Tums spot that's only going to air for the Illuminati.,"Oh, believe me. I'm on the mailing list. It's goes to a secret PO Box though.",1,spont,train train_spont_4399,"Class, settle down so we can take attendance.",Are you hung over sir? You're sweating?,1,spont,train train_spont_4400,"Yes, we heard there was a Dracula re up and we said, well, we have to see this for ourselves.","Thank you for giving us a second chance, and the roast beef is on the house. I'll include it in your buffet.",1,spont,train train_spont_4401,I can't imagine anyone doing a better job in this role on Spin City than Michael J. Fox.,May he be complete forever.,1,spont,train train_spont_4402,I'm a latch key kid. I don't even have baby sitters. I just have myself.,I'm a latch key kid too. A first generation latch key kid.,1,spont,train train_spont_4403,I hope I didn't screw the air that time.,"Well, I'm pinching myself and I'm still here, so I guess it worked or Mom just had sex with the Swedes again.",1,spont,train train_spont_4404,"Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today and you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit.","Well, what do you want me to wear, flip flops?",1,spont,train train_spont_4405,"Garold, why didn't you get much sleep last night? It wasn't because you were sleepwalking, right?",He does sleep walk and she was married and I'm the child of that marriage.,1,spont,train train_spont_4406,You guys were gonna kill me?,"I wasn't. But yes, he was going to kill you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4407,"When we started you here at this place and made you the receptionist, it was because we thought you wanted a career in makeup.","I did, but now I want a career in acting. I want to take over theater and play every part at every age, and every generation. And you can't stop me. You've already taught me your tricks.",1,spont,train train_spont_4408,"Mr. Brennan, help yourself to a carton of cigarettes. We just got a bunch lying out here.","Oh, thank you. We're having a bit of a Magnificent Seven reunion here at the baseball game.",1,spont,train train_spont_4409,"There's only one explanation, besides the one that you offered. Christ wouldn't have done made that ticket in 1947.","I doubt it. He wasn't around then, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_4410,"Arthur, Miriam, the flowers have gotten here.","First of all, I don't know why they were so late because we're about to get kicked out.",1,spont,train train_spont_4411,"These are all the laws that you passed. You thought being a mayor would make you happy, but it seems to have made you kind of worse.","I gotta say, it seemed like I was happy for a little bit. But the longer I'm here, the worse it gets.",1,spont,train train_spont_4412,"I hear it's tough being a nighttime Christian, because how are you gonna, like, tell your dreams not to swear or listen to secular music?","Well, that's why I spend half my day in confession. From the night before.",1,spont,train train_spont_4413,I'm so happy that you're here visiting on my birthday of all days.,I was looking for some lodging in your wonderful logging town.,1,spont,train train_spont_4414,"So, Perry, you were swallowed up by this whale 17 years ago you said?","Yeah, with my wife and kid and Lou Ferrigno and our dog Turtle.",1,spont,train train_spont_4415,My son plays offensive tackle. He's a big boy.,"Oh, so he probably likes to fight a lot.",1,spont,train train_spont_4416,Not asking patients about themselves seems almost contrary to being a doctor.,Maybe. But I am not a good doctor.,1,spont,train train_spont_4417,"I do know if you can get typhoid from Thai food, but I won't tell you.","Why wouldn't you tell us, we're the last three people alive, we think.",1,spont,train train_spont_4418,Would you ever read comic books young lady?,"I would give it a shot, I hear they have guys with crotch bulges in there?",1,spont,train train_spont_4419,I don't want to go out there. I can't sing. My voice is too low.,"Getty, what are you talking about?",1,spont,train train_spont_4420,"This lamb is our daughter, Carolyn.","Very pleased to meet you, Carolyn. You're very beautiful in a very obscene way.",1,spont,train train_spont_4421,My dad's got huge gout on his foot.,I ate a whole goose and now I regret it.,1,spont,train train_spont_4422,"Hey, Billy. Now, none of that. Remember rule number two. Always accept different forms of life and different forms of consciousness. And that's what Pinkerton is. You'll never get it if you're going to be prejudice against other beings or entities.",I just can't believe I'm going to school with robots and mon calamaris.,1,spont,train train_spont_4423,We've been spending the coins to keep the clubhouse going. It costs rent.,We also order pizza twice a day.,1,spont,train train_spont_4424,"I'm just expressing my admiration, you know.","Alright, well, some of us ain't comfortable with emotions.",1,spont,train train_spont_4425,Fertility is one of your requirements for a business partner?,"Well, that's one of my sociopathic requirements because I want to further my line. It's a way of ensuring that I live forever.",1,spont,train train_spont_4426,My name is Shaun.,Shaun? What kind of Shaun? An A-U? An A-W? An A-U-G-H-T-H?,1,spont,train train_spont_4427,I almost feel bad picking this guy's pockets.,Did he just try to eat his own hand?,1,spont,train train_spont_4428,I've never felt more myself than when I have another self within me.,"Well, you are radiant, you've a beautiful glowing from within and, of course, you look very pregnant. It's a bit of a distraction, don't you think?",1,spont,train train_spont_4429,You don't want Doris at home. She's a terrible burden.,"Yes, that robe is open literally all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_4430,Charlie's dad texts from India occasionally.,"Oh, my. The roaming must be off the charts.",1,spont,train train_spont_4431,Michelle is married. To a Honda Civic. She's been marrying cars all over town.,Well I love them all!,1,spont,train train_spont_4432,"You heard Tom say that Moana thing, right?",It's like he threw raisin potato salad in your face.,1,spont,train train_spont_4433,"Listen, we've spent the last five months look for breakfast. I think we can spend a day or two looking for the hot springs and we'll just see where it takes us.",Probably marriage. I'm betting marriage.,1,spont,train train_spont_4434,"Hey, look! The dog is using his paw to page through that gourmet magazine.","Yeah, just like Doris did. It's almost like the dog is Doris.",1,spont,train train_spont_4435,"Well I am just about at the end of my rope, Jeanine.",That's a really inappropriate thing to say since Roberto appears to have hanged himself. Which may or may not have been a carefully cloaked robot murder.,1,spont,train train_spont_4436,I'll roll down the window. That's my job.,"Alright, Deidre.",1,spont,train train_spont_4437,"All right from here on out, you're on your own.","You would really do that, wouldn't you? Oh my god you already packed my bags?",1,spont,train train_spont_4438,"Excuse me, Ma'am. Why did you leave New Jersey?",I felt like I had too much class for the place.,1,spont,train train_spont_4439,My name is Militia.,My name is Dark Crystal. It's time for you to take your fifteen minute break.,1,spont,train train_spont_4440,"Dr., I notice there is no wedding ring on your ring finger.",That's true. The sea has claimed all of my wives.,1,spont,train train_spont_4441,"Yes, back at home we have some jumper cables. We each have our own set.",I feel like we have so much in common. Do you guys want to go to lunch?,1,spont,train train_spont_4442,"Well, I'm embarrassed of my scar. It's unsightly.","Well, I think it's sexy, because I got a ton of time on my hands.",1,spont,train train_spont_4443,"So, I guess I'm not entirely sure what your problem is with Hank Thompson.",Here's the thing. He had his office full of stuff that I know he couldn't have owned.,1,spont,train train_spont_4444,Do you feel like going into a k-hole?,"Yes, I would love to just stare at one part of carpet for five hours.",1,spont,train train_spont_4445,I hope my new weapon is a cane.,"Well, you hoped right. And hope floats, and so does this cane, because it's eel skin.",1,spont,train train_spont_4446,"Look, I found some roast beef here in my kerchief pocket.","Oh, I thought that was a pocket square.",1,spont,train train_spont_4447,"Yeah, something feels a little bit weird about this because I just met and I'm already helping you, but I heard so much about you so I'm sure it's fine.",It's fine. We're going to get married after this. So I hope this thing with that other girl that you're leaving with isn't serious. She could be our nanny.,1,spont,train train_spont_4448,"Here's the thing. I know my wife is very cool. I mean, I'm married to her, and obviously I enjoy the fact that she's very cool.","Hey, since you know her so well, can you put in a word for me? Like, find out what her deal is?",1,spont,train train_spont_4449,You don't want the kids or the pediatrician to get sick?,Either one. I don't want to be responsible for an epidemic if the kids get sick or if the pediatrician gets sick and passes it onto other kids.,1,spont,train train_spont_4450,Here's how you know the difference between Disney world and Disney Land. Disney World has Epcot Center and Disney Land got funnel cake.,I smell funnel cake. I'm at Disney Land.,1,spont,train train_spont_4451,"Eleanor, I gotta put you down. My shoulders are killing me. How about you stand in front of me a little bit, huh?","Alright. It was nice being up here in the rarified air. But, go ahead.",1,spont,train train_spont_4452,I was Pat and now I am Antonio.,"Oh, just like Banderas. Like Antonio Banderas. I loved him in Evita.",1,spont,train train_spont_4453,"Catastrophic climate change, huh? It's December in Florida. Who would have thought we'd have ice.","Clinton, I think they're messing with us. How would there be ice in Florida?",1,spont,train train_spont_4454,"All right, you guys are right. It was my bomb. I didn't want to to admit it but it went off and I panicked and I drove us straight to the bottom of the ocean. Or this large body of water, I don't know - it's non specific.",Whatever it is it's big enough to accommodate an airship that also does stunt shows.,1,spont,train train_spont_4455,Do you think that it's a bad sign your parents left as soon as I told them about my swing-ska obsession?,"Well, knowing mama and papa, they're probably going to want to poison you. I didn't want to bring this up.",1,spont,train train_spont_4456,"You know you can backspace though, right? You know that you can delete words in your text?",That's bullshit. Backspace is bullshit and I'm not taking that with me into 2019. I'm on a typewriter lifestyle.,1,spont,train train_spont_4457,"Ken, no one wants you to murder anyone. You're a time criminal.","I know, but it will give you guys some news. Think of the ratings you'll get.",1,spont,train train_spont_4458,"Richard, how many times do I have to tell you that long speeches with metaphor and simile are mine?","I'm trying to make my thing where I just reverse what someone says and making it sound trippy, you know what I mean?",1,spont,train train_spont_4459,"You opened my eyes. I now realize that I'm in a job that I find unfulfilling, and I never thought about it until now. Maybe I could have a job that I like instead of a job that I just feel is a terrible drudgery that I dread going to.","I don't know what to say. I feel like I've broken down so many of your emotional barriers today and, being your mechanic and all, I haven't even begun to touch your car. This is momentous.",1,spont,train train_spont_4460,"I'm afraid of stilts. That's why we're so distant, Janet. I'm afraid of moderate heights.","Honey, if that's all there is to this, look, I'm going to take off my shoes, put my knees in my shoes, and go real Dorf for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4461,"Well, he acts like he's shy, but really he's got an underlying meaning for throwing all those parties, and if you just knew what his underlying agenda was, you'd be so upset. It's despicable.",Did he invite you to these parties? Maybe you're mad about him not inviting you. Maybe that's what this is about.,1,spont,train train_spont_4462,I thought you remembered everybody you ever met.,Isn't that the proof? I just called you Charlie.,1,spont,train train_spont_4463,All right. I'll meet you back at the store. I shouldn't have left it alone this long.,"Yeah, that's weird. You're the only employee and the door is wide open.",1,spont,train train_spont_4464,I didn't even know that you didn't get permission slips to take the kids to the zoo.,"Oh, yeah. I said ""Let's go!"" and then I put them in a burlap sack.",1,spont,train train_spont_4465,"You know, I was thinking about the serpent at the other camp across the way.",The satanist camp?,1,spont,train train_spont_4466,We can put any kind of shit in there we want. They didn't even ask what's in the dish.,"I've got an idea, this is crazy. Let's put chicken in it. They'll be like ""but this is a seafood restaurant, this isn't seafood.""",1,spont,train train_spont_4467,"This is romantic, sweetheart.","It is, isn't it? It's like you're having a baby yourself.",1,spont,train train_spont_4468,"I feel like you keep sawing the legs off, and then you think it's not right. You saw the legs off of the other side. It's getting shorter and shorter.?",It's a little ping pong table. It's the truth.,1,spont,train train_spont_4469,We're getting rid of the pirate ship.,Everyone loves the pirate ship. It gives them that funny feeling in their stomach.,1,spont,train train_spont_4470,"How's it been going, Tom?","Well, I couldn't use the bathroom. It's like an infinity pool in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_4471,I don't have arms. You forgot to draw my arms.,You're an experimental abstract.,1,spont,train train_spont_4472,I'm under the umbrella of LensCrafters.,How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude.,1,spont,train train_spont_4473,Some cultures call the potato the earth apple.,OK. That makes sense. I thought that's what people from mars called our apples.,1,spont,train train_spont_4474,"That was quite an arduous journey, Ruth. I feel as if my bones have been shaken all about in my body.","Well, I have a lot of hay in my hair and you have some old coats still left on you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4475,"Oh, my God. That's terrifying branding. I might rethink this gig.",I know. Wait until we exit through the gift shop.,1,spont,train train_spont_4476,"Oh, good. You've got the key. Now, we're going to see this Michael Jackson puppet get what it deserves.","Yeah, we're going to see some of this hand magic you've been bragging about.",1,spont,train train_spont_4477,"I mean, what, we're just here forever? This weird empty space?","I don't know. If we're in purgatory, I guess so.",1,spont,train train_spont_4478,Asking if I have drugs is an inappropriate question to ask at a drug awareness seminar.,I just wanted to know if you're still good with your sobriety. That's what I was asking.,1,spont,train train_spont_4479,"You know, my leg is right here with me, but it's not attached to me.","Oh, okay. Well, keep it close and give it a little hug.",1,spont,train train_spont_4480,"I have a cough lozenge for one if you'd like one, my man.","Well, I wouldn't say no. I mean I almost coughed and I don't want to cough. I don't think anyone really likes it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4481,Brigadier Private is a clown.,"I know. Nobody likes him guys, but he's under contract. He'll be around for awhile.",1,spont,train train_spont_4482,"Mr. Buffett, please don't kill Sandy. Please. She didn't quote a Steve Miller song to you.","Oh, fine. She's too far away anyway.",1,spont,train train_spont_4483,"Are you still there? Hello, hello?",I'm still here. Are you pretending that you can't hear me? That you lost me? You can't lose someone in a confession booth!,1,spont,train train_spont_4484,And all that you described is football?,"Basically. Yeah, that's how it's played.",1,spont,train train_spont_4485,Craig T. Nelson has top bill. This is a Craig T. Nelson film.,What about Chris O'Donnell or Scott Wolf? Can they be in it?,1,spont,train train_spont_4486,"The Streets? Of course, we've all heard of The Streets.",I've driven on them.,1,spont,train train_spont_4487,"Mom, won't you stay here for some child/adult interplay, perhaps with an educational perhaps with an educational toy.","Stop watching Sesamee Street. Jesus, I gotta get cigarettes.",1,spont,train train_spont_4488,"Tim, do you want to hang out tomorrow?",Sure. Will I really get to see you?,1,spont,train train_spont_4489,I know she's in love with me. I saw her on the street. She looked right in my eyes and I could tell she was in love with me.,"Hold on, what's that refrain she's singing?",1,spont,train train_spont_4490,Nobody call the police.,You're right. It will ruin the neighborhood.,1,spont,train train_spont_4491,It's so sweet that Roger wants to play host for a little while.,"We did come all the way up here, we might as well enjoy it. I wasted so much gas.",1,spont,train train_spont_4492,I've always wondered what it would be like to be mean and angry.,"Well, try it right now. Try being mean.",1,spont,train train_spont_4493,"Evelyn, you know Garold is a very eligible bachelor.","He's a very eligible Orzaball, which is very important. It's probably the most important thing about him.",1,spont,train train_spont_4494,"Hey, guys, I can see the cabin up ahead. Let's run to it.",I bet they got toys and trinkets in there.,1,spont,train train_spont_4495,Why were you even wearing your bread bags? You wasn't going into space.,But I wanted to.,1,spont,train train_spont_4496,"Ma'am, can I interest you in a scented breath? We have coconut, espresso, butter pecan and loganberry.","Yes, I can't turn down a scented breath. I think I'll go with a butter pecan breath.",1,spont,train train_spont_4497,"I've got fifty cents, how about you Chuck?",I've got fifty cents too. It's my last fifty cents. I'll probably be dead soon.,1,spont,train train_spont_4498,Does Forest read helpful?,I don't know if he can read at all.,1,spont,train train_spont_4499,Mary got slurped into a Maytag?,It was crazy. She got spit out of the water and she hit her head on the boat.,1,spont,train train_spont_4500,I took a dump in my pants.,"Yeah, we're aware of that. You don't need to keep mentioning it all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_4501,"It's a bit of a distraction, don't you think?","Well, you know what's a distraction? Elizabeth's webbed chin!",1,spont,train train_spont_4502,"Let me just - just, devil's advocate. If you are a human, how do we explain that to people after smoking your human body?","I was just saying, what if we start with the hair? Start with the hair, get a little buzz. See if we get high.",1,spont,train train_spont_4503,You're looking at me like I haven't been looked at in a while.,I like a woman who knows what kind of cereal she wants.,1,spont,train train_spont_4504,You think we went a little overboard cursing the guy who gave you a parking ticket?,"I think you went a lot overboard and I hope all of you got my memo. We made poster, banners, and buttons. This is a clean work environment.",1,spont,train train_spont_4505,I wanted this to be broken. I broke the frame that my mom put her divorce papers in because I was mad and sad.,I can't read. I didn't know what that was.,1,spont,train train_spont_4506,You've all taken your molly and it's been 25 minutes. How are you all feeling?,"Sir, permission to speak to your beautiful face. I am feeling like I could just hug you so hard right now, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_4507,Sometimes I wish we we had more of a life together. Most of the time I find myself just trapped in the corner.,"Well Chris, that's because you won't play my man vs. man hunting game I like to play. Haven't you seen me playing?",1,spont,train train_spont_4508,"I've never really had to process those kind of emotions. I mean, based on my actions here today, it's very clear that I'm a sociopath.",Just like your grandfather. He was a sociopath and I loved him to pieces.,1,spont,train train_spont_4509,"We outta sell them placards. We never even thought of selling them, but we steal a ton of them.",They're just so easy to take.,1,spont,train train_spont_4510,"We didn't put a mic on you, sir. We didn't know you were going to be hopping on set.",It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way!,1,spont,train train_spont_4511,"So, Marge and I will go back to our marriage and you go publish another book or whatever?",I was thinking what's the opposite of hell? Maybe we could open an ice cream shop together.,1,spont,train train_spont_4512,"Hey, Wilt Chamberlain. You know me from backstage.","Sure, you're Rush's roadie, aren't you?",1,spont,train train_spont_4513,"Doris Dog, You processed some words that your food lady said?","When I was waiting in the box at her birthday party, she was talking about her job.",1,spont,train train_spont_4514,I think I'll go with a butter pecan breath.,OK. You're a woman after my own heart. You're really going to enjoy this scent.,1,spont,train train_spont_4515,"You were sleep walking on a plane, during 9-11?","Yeah, but there were a lot of planes that day. It was a plane going to Dallas/Ft. Worth.",1,spont,train train_spont_4516,"Oh, look. Your brother looks just like you.","But you can tell who's who because they're missing the opposite arm. So you gotta just know that, each one missing the opposite arm.",1,spont,train train_spont_4517,"I just want to say that no matter what happens, we played a great game. If we win, I'm going to adopt you two.","Oh, my God. It's finally coming true. We have a two point lead. The odds are in our favor. There's no way we can fail.",1,spont,train train_spont_4518,"Oh, I just assumed... I assumed once we spun the salad dry, we'd take it out of the tank.","No, I - this was... to try and have a nice dinner in the tank, I can see it's obviously a lot of fun for the people watching us - out there - they seem to be really enjoying the fact that no matter how many times I spin the salad, it will not get dry.",1,spont,train train_spont_4519,"Unfortunately, we were prosecuted to the full extent of the law.",That's right. We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before.,1,spont,train train_spont_4520,Joseph's head was bashed in with a rock.,That was a great rehearsal. It felt real. I felt like we really connected.,1,spont,train train_spont_4521,I was broke up after your mom fell out that window and I was desensitized to violence. I saw a movie just last night that changed everything.,Was it that one with the zombie mom?,1,spont,train train_spont_4522,"So, from the waste up, you have no veins?",There's no veins. I had them redirected to the legs.,1,spont,train train_spont_4523,"And I have an NRA discount. Are you still doing that, or is this one of those PC LensCrafters?",It's one of those PC LensCrafters. We don't give things that make shooters better at seeing.,1,spont,train train_spont_4524,My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long.,You started your day with TV? What a waste of time.,1,spont,train train_spont_4525,"Mom and Dad, today I learned so much stuff about black history, the first 9-11 call and acapella soul singing.","Oh, honey. I'm so glad they let us giraffes go to school with your neck and all.",1,spont,train train_spont_4526,"I don't want to fire you, Doctor, but I'd love if you'd resign.",I know what that means. I better go.,1,spont,train train_spont_4527,Are you mortal? Or do you hold powers you haven't yet even discovered?,"Well, that's a good question. Sometimes I feel a little telekinetic-y. Like I can move something with my mind.",1,spont,train train_spont_4528,I wish that it didn't have to be like this and that you could just trust me again.,"Let's not make this about our decades long, yet ended marriage.",1,spont,train train_spont_4529,There is something going on with the heat.,"Yes, I keep it on so that you three will be strong!",1,spont,train train_spont_4530,"I arrived at that meeting late, after that guy was dead.",I remember hearing about that. His PowerPoint was so boring he slit his own throat.,1,spont,train train_spont_4531,Is he OK? He's making strange sounds.,I've never heard him make that sound before but he's trying so hard to please us. He knows how much is at stake here.,1,spont,train train_spont_4532,"I'm going to confess something to you. My associate Timothy and I, we did not know if you meant the American measurement of Fahrenheit - the empirical measurement - or the European metric measure of Centigrade.?",I also believe Canadians use it.,1,spont,train train_spont_4533,"Oh, absolutely. We can defer the boat to go around the storms, but it's going to take longer to get to, uh, Venice.?","No, Mario. This isn't just a regular yacht. It's a chic yacht.",1,spont,train train_spont_4534,Was that echo me or you?,It's hard to tell. The wifi is really bad in here.,1,spont,train train_spont_4535,He's at the club at the bottom of the hill. We told you that several times.,"I'm just so nervous to go. He didn't love me then, what if he doesn't love me now?",1,spont,train train_spont_4536,Can I ask you a question? Did you have to go through the whole training camp and the boot camp and all that? Since you were just lancing boils was yours slightly shorter?,"I had to do the whole thing and the boil lancing was kind of ""you're bad at everything else, we'll give you something to do."" The Sergeant said ""I guess we'll let you come."" He just gave me a little needle.",1,spont,train train_spont_4537,What's that raven doing at this parrot jungle? I wonder what it wants.,Each of you have a secret that you haven't yet revealed. The one that is most honest will be spared.,1,spont,train train_spont_4538,"Arlene, you've got to come home. I miss you.",It sounds like you need to find your child.,1,spont,train train_spont_4539,Hera turned another woman into a cow!,She turned Zeus into a jerk with all her nagging.,1,spont,train train_spont_4540,"If Sam Houston is still alive, he would be so old, he must be immortal somehow.",OK. What are some of the immortal things we know about?,1,spont,train train_spont_4541,"Ruth, I think you're filled with the Holy Spirit.",I feel like someone took an ear horn and put it to my lips and God's voice came out.,1,spont,train train_spont_4542,We're all teachers and we're just trying to do our best by the kids.,"Yeah. I'm just administration, so i don't really give a fuck.",1,spont,train train_spont_4543,"What's this? I hear one of my employees has been throwing away knives! Robert, is this true? Have you thrown away perfectly good knives?","Mr. Denny, they were all dull and stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_4544,"You do spend a lot of time styling your hair, Angie.",I've got to make my hair perfect for when I do my presentations about the bean bag chair full of nachos!,1,spont,train train_spont_4545,I still don't know if Arthur was a villain or a knight.,"I think he was like a knight who turned into a villain, you know what I mean?",1,spont,train train_spont_4546,Don't tell anybody what I was doing.,"Well, we can all see you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4547,You see if I kill em then maybe I will get to inherit all of the money.,But if you kill him then you are also a murderer you are in a quandry.,1,spont,train train_spont_4548,"Renee, I've been on quite an adventure in your purse.","Aw, you're not the first man to say that. In fact, I hear it quite often.",1,spont,train train_spont_4549,"I'd like to call this five minute meeting to order. As you know, a lot of the side work hasn't been getting done at night.","Hutchinson, there's no chart. How are we supposed to know who's supposed to do the side work?",1,spont,train train_spont_4550,"Even though you're not here on the right day, please stay.","Oh, I've already stayed. I've gotten into the Swedish Meatballs. They're delicious.",1,spont,train train_spont_4551,"I get 30 minutes of phone time, and I've been reading about Van Nuys. It seems so magical. I can't wait to go","But it seems scary, too. Like, what if I want to go to the beach or I want to get frozen yogurt that has no gluten in it? ",1,spont,train train_spont_4552,Where the fuck are you? Where's my beer? Don't make me send your mom out again.,"Dad, I just made a quick stop. I had to grab something really quick before I got your beer.",1,spont,train train_spont_4553,"Karen, your dream is my command.","Oh, yay! Karen getting her dream makes me want to sing.",1,spont,train train_spont_4554,"When I started this train platform solo monologue I said, even if I'm lonely, even if I'm scared, I will make a friend and be excited. That seems like something you can help me with. But first you gotta figure out if you have a voodoo curse on you, because I don't need that shit right now.","Wait here for approximately 35 minutes. I gotta go real quick, just talk to my wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_4555,I've been watching all this from storm drain heaven.,"I need some clarification. Is storm drain heaven just the regular world? If so, did you just ascend through a toilet?",1,spont,train train_spont_4556,"Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. It's not a full house out there, guys. It's a pretty light crowd.",But I invited people.,1,spont,train train_spont_4557,"If I want to be real mean, do I have to look them in the eye?","Yeah, you can say something like ""you may notice I'm not looking you in the eyes. It's because you look horrid"".",1,spont,train train_spont_4558,My name is Albert. I would very much like to work in your establishment.,"OK, well, this is Quiznos and you're nude.",1,spont,train train_spont_4559,Your mother and I brought you to Not Scary Farm to have a conversation.,"If we can get through this conversation and come to an understanding, then I'll buy you one of those Peanuts characters that they sell.",1,spont,train train_spont_4560,"I don't want to be a fireguy or a fireman, I just kinda want to hang around. This is fine. As long as you guys acknowledge that I'm here and also don't kick me out.",I've never hated someone so much for so little reason. I don't even know why.,1,spont,train train_spont_4561,I've got some Werthers in my purse probably about seventy or eighty loose Werthers that could serve as a tasty dessert.,And I've got some jerky sticks in my front seat.,1,spont,train train_spont_4562,"OK. John, you're saying that a lot. Are you sure you're wife's not opening the bakery?","Yes, that's why I'm saying it so much. I'm positive that my wife is not opening the bakery door in the middle of the night and then closing it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4563,"Mr. Featherman, I gotta have a lunch break today, OK? I got to. I gotta eat.","Hey, if the boxes don't get moved over there, no one's eating. ",1,spont,train train_spont_4564,You will never have to chop them again. We can provide you with lifetime supply of pre-chopped onions.,"Alright, I will turn a blind eye to the tapeworms in your kitchen.",1,spont,train train_spont_4565,"I like you. You're funny. I really like you guys. If I ever died, god forbid I ever do, I'm going to cut you in on a little something I call my will. And look, my family owns a puppet theater.",Ca-ching. He's gotta be rich.,1,spont,train train_spont_4566,"All right, Ventman, you've got 30 seconds.","Alright, well what I've got here is a whisk broom. It's a traditional English broom. You know, dirt floor, that kinda thing. This is a horse mane broom. This one's made of willow thatch. These'll all three do the same thing in different ways.",1,spont,train train_spont_4567,I thought that was wallpaper.,"Honestly, I thought it was some sort of decorative earth mural.",1,spont,train train_spont_4568,I'm looking over this letter and it's very clear to me that you're just drunk.,"I don't think that's possible, Principal. A student wrote it and they wouldn't know.",1,spont,train train_spont_4569,What can we do differently tonight's show?,I think that Tony shouldn't fall asleep.,1,spont,train train_spont_4570,"Curtis, I know it's a sin and it's a scandal, but I would like to file for divorce. Maybe we should go to Reno.",A woman filing for divorce in 1963? Why don't I just do the honorable thing and leave your lives?,1,spont,train train_spont_4571,Does this feel weird with my hand on your face?,"Yeah, I don't like Gypsies, so having you touch me makes me cringe.",1,spont,train train_spont_4572,I do have a talent. I can yodel. Backwards. Did you want me to do it for you?,"Yes, yes, please. This suspense is also a talent.",1,spont,train train_spont_4573,See how much of a family we've become?,"Yeah, other families don't finish each other's sentences. We make a purposeful effort to.",1,spont,train train_spont_4574,"What are those guys talking about, Ron? They're very agitated over there, Skip and Art.",Who knows. They're talking about the rotation of the bullpen or some bullshit. Who cares? Whether blacks should be allowed in baseball. Who cares?,1,spont,train train_spont_4575,It was a mess. Exploded Smucker's everywhere. It looked like somebody had been killed by a dog.,"That wasn't really the police's fault, though. That was more the pickle thieves'.",1,spont,train train_spont_4576,"Officer, you sound like some fancy book kid.",I've read a few books. Most of them were criminology.,1,spont,train train_spont_4577,I'm just going to tap on this cup a couple times and then you can go.,Am I in a cup? Why am I in a cup?,1,spont,train train_spont_4578,I don't know if anyone is going to show up at the Wisconsin Wells today.,It has been so long since we've had even one guest.,1,spont,train train_spont_4579,"Wait a minute, I think something's up with the sleeping quarters.","Dark Crystal, don't go there. I need you to align my chakras. In the future, that has turned out to be scientifically sound.",1,spont,train train_spont_4580,How's learning to read coming?,"Not great. But we're getting by, Daryl. But you're obviously the brains of this family.",1,spont,train train_spont_4581,"Sir, you can have as many towels as you need.","You know what? We'll wrap you in these towels and you'll look like a burrito, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_4582,We know. We've kinda been keeping track of you guys in the last five years since we met at that state fair.,I don't know why. I'm a useless human being.,1,spont,train train_spont_4583,How's your relationship with your parents?,Well the last time I talked to my dad was probably ten years ago.,1,spont,train train_spont_4584,He's got a pretty weird body type for a marathon runner.,"Yeah, your midsection alludes to another past time.",1,spont,train train_spont_4585,"Honey, how'd the MC'ing go today? I'm seeing tears on your bowtie.",Today was challenging. It's the same audience week after week and they don't respect me. They keep yelling out their orange juice orders and insulting me.,1,spont,train train_spont_4586,You're going to take on the Bard. Greatest role ever. The Danish prince!,"I know, he's all melancholy and shit.",1,spont,train train_spont_4587,But it's normal for your heart to fill with blood.,"Fine, but it's more blood than normal. And it's really red.",1,spont,train train_spont_4588,I've got my full pantry and I've just been making everything myself for people at the carnival.,"So just stuff from boxes, then? But we could cater for you with fresh meats or whatever is in hotdogs.",1,spont,train train_spont_4589,Evelyn's swinging that sport club around like nobody's business. I'd watch out if I were you.,"Oh, I've never seen a better form and I've watched my share of tennis.",1,spont,train train_spont_4590,"Your condition is special too, Kurt.","Yeah, well, I can't wait to be 100 years old, so I can be 100 feet tall.",1,spont,train train_spont_4591,"I'm scared. You guys, I want to get this out before Tim wakes up. What if he turns against me? What if he prefers his birth parents to living with me?","Well, you know, master, the prophecy has foretold that he will eventually turn against you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4592,"I feel like I'm in the Hunt for Red October. Miss Thompsjacks, you've seen that of course?","I've seen that one, and you know John Cryer was originally up for that lead role.",1,spont,train train_spont_4593,"Toaster Strudel, where's my rat?","I'm sorry, I was looking for him. These people distracted me.",1,spont,train train_spont_4594,What do you mean?,"Honey, it's time that you learned the family business.",1,spont,train train_spont_4595,"Most of our clients, in fact, 100% of our clients have had their knee cartilage removed and replaced with stuffed animal batting.","Well, then that means you guys are at fault for your client not exercising, as per my presidential order.",1,spont,train train_spont_4596,A sandwich is a square.,You know what else is a square? A frame around a painting.,1,spont,train train_spont_4597,"Millionaire, is that a life sized statue of Suzanne Somers?","Yes, from ""She's the Sheriff."" It was a complicated plot.",1,spont,train train_spont_4598,"I did not expect this level of heat this year, did you Mark?","No, I didn't expect it. Good potato crop this year.",1,spont,train train_spont_4599,You're telling me brunches with bottomless mimosas were a bad idea in prison?,"Yeah, it's like, there's so many narcissists in there. I hated it after a while.",1,spont,train train_spont_4600,"Given the choice between burning alive or being a regular old puppet, I guess I'd rather just be a puppet.","Yeah, that sounds good to me. I really thought setting you free would be the best for you, but it turns out it's not.",1,spont,train train_spont_4601,I'm still holding this knife up above Donna's head. I want to slice it down so hard.,"Ken, can you just hold on. Ken is still here waiting to murder somebody.",1,spont,train train_spont_4602,What's the worst part about being Colonial Sargent? The big head?,"You know it's the big head. Yeah, obviously. I gotta learn to stop coming in all hung over and smoking in the head. It makes for a bad day.",1,spont,train train_spont_4603,What would you like your last names to be for the book?,Last names are very important. First and last or you don't exist.,1,spont,train train_spont_4604,We're going to have to lucid dream. ,"OK. You're the expert, Tonya. What do we have to do?",1,spont,train train_spont_4605,"I only have cards, like credit cards. I could give him my Neiman Marcus card.","Wait a minute, Calisto. When I was reading about going out of Malibu on my phone, I was told not to give strangers credit cards.",1,spont,train train_spont_4606,I will never forget that night. The suede candy was unbelievable.`,"Oh, my gosh. It changed my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_4607,Isn't he so great at this?,Yeah. He learned how to give concert testimony at a camp he went to every year when he was a kid. Isn't that right Manny?,1,spont,train train_spont_4608,I heard a tale that there's humans inside of the peanut brothers.,"Well, Josiah, that's a tale for another time.",1,spont,train train_spont_4609,You started this museum? You're Gayle Vanhaven?,"Yes, Gayle Vanhaven of the Kentucky Vanhavens. My father was a congressman, Bill Phil Vanhaven.",1,spont,train train_spont_4610,The winter solstice is the shortest day of the year between darkness and light. The fight eternal between good and bad. And they've just made a wish on that day.,"The walls between the realms are so thin this time of year. It's no mistake that you, a druid, are my assistant. She's an Earth witch, guys.",1,spont,train train_spont_4611,"Sweetie, you seem to be deflating a bit.",Do I look more like Snoop Dogg again?,1,spont,train train_spont_4612,"Your honor, do I seem fucking drunk to you?","Don't bother this person, sir. He's trying to eat his pie.",1,spont,train train_spont_4613,"OK, mom. Oh mom, you're dying.","I am. I've been dying now, Sally, for going on seven years.",1,spont,train train_spont_4614,We've been called busybodies in the past. So we're trying to reclaim it.,"Oh, I know. This comment card says ""These two gals was gossiping while hanging off the windmill."" That windmill hole is our bread and butter.",1,spont,train train_spont_4615,"Sir, we know you're stealing water from the park.","Yeah, I told you. I said I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open.",1,spont,train train_spont_4616,"Yeah, I gave him a promotion. You were the best cashier for a whole month and won a trip to Whale Lake.","I did. And you guys never saw me again and nobody came looking for me, captain. Why wouldn't you come looking for me?",1,spont,train train_spont_4617,We're so proud of you.,"Mother and father, I'm looking forward to taking over the grocery business and carrying on the Grocery name.",1,spont,train train_spont_4618,"Theorenta, are you confessing to the murder?","Sure. I don't give a shit. I'm going to die in a couple years anyway. Alright, let's get out of here.",1,spont,train train_spont_4619,Can someone give me a breakdown of what this story is even about?,It's about a woman named Dolly Levi and she has friends who are hat makers.,1,spont,train train_spont_4620,"Let me guess, you feel that love of soap operas is somehow unmanly and that it's not masculine.","Right, it isn't. Truth be told, his father loved soap operas and I do believe that's why he left us because he had such a love for them",1,spont,train train_spont_4621,The babies have now grown up. Are they just bigger babies or are they children?,That was my question too.,1,spont,train train_spont_4622,Do we sell these crawdad beats?,"Yeah, we sell these fly crawdad beats. People buy them up.",1,spont,train train_spont_4623,"Yes, I stole the top hat and cane out of this old man's estate box.","Listen, we get blamed for that stuff. When you take costumes out of a box and try to do yourself up as a bucket, we get blamed for that because we can't say that everything in here comes alive after hours.",1,spont,train train_spont_4624,"You said ""we"" but you appear to be alone.","Well, it's been me by myself for so long, but sometimes you just want to feel like you're not alone so you say things like ""we."" And now that you guys are here, I was right. It's like a visualized a ""we"" and it came true.",1,spont,train train_spont_4625,"Sir, I may have been in the CIA bunker a bit too long, but what I do know is you're going to be the most talented operative out there. Now swirl your cape around your shoulders and get to that plane.",I need my eel cane first. Give me that cane.,1,spont,train train_spont_4626,"But we did have them. They were supposed to be for sale to the patrons of the aquarium, not to be used as props in the penguin show.","We put them on the penguins, had to make them all hats and uh... you know, it worked like a charm up until they went in the water. Got them all rusty.",1,spont,train train_spont_4627,"Please, I'm trying to get married. Don't point out dead animals.","Looks like you're married to that dress now, you've got your bodily fluids just hanging out all over it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4628,"Whoa, there are a lot of food wrappers in this room.",Ouch. It looks like a dumping ground for Hostess.,1,spont,train train_spont_4629,"Well, I've been around for thousands of years so my voice you know has a little bit of the mid-atlantic in it. And it also has a little bit of like ""yo man what's up.""",When you talk in the mid-atlantic it sounds like you're on the 8PM news.,1,spont,train train_spont_4630,"Sir, if you could just let our family pass, we just want to go through the scary maze, slide down the Hill of Wonder and then go through the Marsh of Destruction. ","At the Marsh of Destruction, we have to tell my daughter who fathered her.",1,spont,train train_spont_4631,You want a wet peach? I have this soaking wet barrel full of wet peaches.,"Oh, that's nice and damp. I like the little juice soul patch that happens when you bite into a wet peach.",1,spont,train train_spont_4632,"This is actually not a cave, Stuart. Most of you blacked out when the wave hit.",I sure did. I soiled myself and everything.,1,spont,train train_spont_4633,I noticed the poster is kind of ripped up around the edges. I think it's time to put it in the recycling.,I think you're right. It's been hard to watch it age. The poster can barely stay on the wall.,1,spont,train train_spont_4634,I did kill mom. She wouldn't buy a bike.,"Dad, I would have thought that mom would've got a free bike.",1,spont,train train_spont_4635,I'm going to become a famous musician and get you back when I'm older.,How do you plan to get me back. What kind of prank do you plan to pull?,1,spont,train train_spont_4636,He wants me to go to California with him.,Don't you go with that man. I know your life will be terrible if you do it.,1,spont,train train_spont_4637,How many nerves did you hit when knocking out that patient's teeth?,All of them. I'm a very thorough dentist in my practice.,1,spont,train train_spont_4638,Look at those two grimy guys. Smoking and drinking on the field. It burns me up. I take this game seriously.,"You can't do anything about it, though, Skip.",1,spont,train train_spont_4639,"Rachel, what is the most important thing you can do for a customer?",Put on a happy smile and try your darndest.,1,spont,train train_spont_4640,"Ms. LaPone, is there any way you could be in the picture with us and Mr. Takei? It would be a waste to have you take the picture.",We've got some cameras here. We can set up a timer so everyone can be in the picture.,1,spont,train train_spont_4641,I'm such a fool. I don't even know the difference between the name Pierre and the water brand Perrier.,"Warren, it's okay! Don't be so hard on yourself! They sound very similar, and don't think that kid's didn't make that connection when I was a child growing up in school. ",1,spont,train train_spont_4642,"Hon, I gotta go. I gotta expand my horizons.","Listen, if this is what you need to do, then you do it. I mean, I didn't want to be a Pat anymore. And so now my name's Roberto, and it feels good.",1,spont,train train_spont_4643,"People don't like me. They think I'm tricky Dick Nixon, right?","Yeah, that's what they say in the papers. Actually, the radios and magazines also say it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4644,"You've put a lot of hard work into your project, honey. I'm very proud of everything you've done.","I put every waking hour into this volcano. I just hope to God that it erupts on cue, as planned.",1,spont,train train_spont_4645,"Mamma, Mia! Here we go again!","My, my! My hair looks just like your hair!",1,spont,train train_spont_4646,"Jazz, what's wrong with your wrists and fingers?",I grew up working in a massage parlor.,1,spont,train train_spont_4647,I also wanted to point out that I know the names of all the instruments.,This is why I'd like you to start. I have one kneecap that is an eyesore and I'd like it removed.,1,spont,train train_spont_4648,We heard there is a queen out there. What queen?,"Oh, all the guys in this cast are queens.",1,spont,train train_spont_4649,We told him!,"We did. You know what? I regret nothing. That guy; when I think about him, it gets under my skin.",1,spont,train train_spont_4650,I want to go to Full Sail.,Okay. I have a lot of money under my mattress.,1,spont,train train_spont_4651,"Hey Gwyneth, I know I'm not the mayor anymore, but would you be the first lady of my two bedroom apartment?",Let me take off my shirt as a way of saying yes.,1,spont,train train_spont_4652,"I saw you tried to apologize that customer and when you pulled him in, you said let's hug it out and you held him and you just held him for fifteen minutes.","Yeah, he had a lot to hug out. He really needed someone to help him out.",1,spont,train train_spont_4653,"Your kid Rick's up there? What is he, the lobster?","Yeah, he's half lobster. His mom's a lobster. I'm my own race; only one of my kind.",1,spont,train train_spont_4654,You knew exactly what I was going to ask you.,"Yeah, you're one of those people who wears his heart on his sleeve, but you also wear your brain there, too. It's like I can see what you're thinking and say it before you do.",1,spont,train train_spont_4655,"Speaking of being dark, I've murdered your father.","Oh, so your single?",1,spont,train train_spont_4656,You switched political religions. That's what I call them.,"Yeah, man. We don't have to talk about it though. Now I'm a conservative monster.",1,spont,train train_spont_4657,"I don't know what color the button is. They change colors, look.","Oh, that's new. Those are like, just Christmas lights.",1,spont,train train_spont_4658,"Gayle, I need the key to the Michael Jackson box.","Sure, let me just fish around for it. It's in this drawer somewhere.",1,spont,train train_spont_4659,"Yeah, the weird thing is I kind of outgrew the asthma. It was a childhood affliction.","Much like our lord outgrew being a shitty kid. I'm sorry, I'm very religious.",1,spont,train train_spont_4660,"JJ, I didn't marry a quitter.","I think you did, Sarah. Maybe you married a loser.",1,spont,train train_spont_4661,You seem to be training these animals to spy on human beings.,I'm gonna go speak with the manager. I must go do managerialness.,1,spont,train train_spont_4662,She picked a flower that I was allergic to. How do I not make that about me?,You can still say that crocuses are pretty to look at.,1,spont,train train_spont_4663,"Lieutenant Jenkins, the only way you will make it in this man's Navy is if I die.","We'll see about that! You're hyperventilating, sir. You don't look well. Is this how you're going to die? You're going to hyperventilate into this bag, while I shove it onto your mouth with force?",1,spont,train train_spont_4664,"I didn't say it was your diarrhea, Susan.","Yes, I'll give you that. I have sat in several strangers' diarrhea in my lifetime.",1,spont,train train_spont_4665,I'm not going to send an officer to Houston's to see if there is a problem and prove that I'm wrong.,You do it or you're out of the 9-11 business and I mean all around the country.,1,spont,train train_spont_4666,"Miss, you gotta get off the floor.",Thanks for checking to see if I was OK.,1,spont,train train_spont_4667,How could my wife be not coming to my show? She comes to all my shows. She's my biggest fan.,"Your son called me. She was helping him with his bathing suit - he had it on wrong - and they got in a car accident. Your wife's not going to be here because she's, uh, going to live with Santa Claus.",1,spont,train train_spont_4668,"Hey Rush, just two and a half hours until showtime.",Thanks two-and-a-half hour notifier.,1,spont,train train_spont_4669,Excuse me. Is this the right line to see the play? I am a theater critic reviewing this for the human times.,"Yes, I'm taking my granddaughter here.",1,spont,train train_spont_4670,"Doctor, you son of a bitch. You haven't even been here two minutes and you fixed my marriage.","Sometimes a sick pig lives inside of us. If we fix ourselves, the pig will fix itself.",1,spont,train train_spont_4671,I had fun officiating your wedding.,"Yes, it was so fun how you could just go online and it wasn't a big deal. You were so smart about finding the information on officiating a wedding.",1,spont,train train_spont_4672,"Now Council, did ya'll see the part where there was a live sex act on the show?",It made me want to shout watching all that in and out.,1,spont,train train_spont_4673,"We're going to get up there before you guys. We're gonna make some toast up there, brother.","Oh, yeah, we're gonna play golf up there. That's what we're going to do.",1,spont,train train_spont_4674,Hi. Can I help you young lady?,"Yeah, I was just looking at this wardrobe. I was wondering how I get to the kids attic.",1,spont,train train_spont_4675,"Sassafras. Sassafras Lampshade. I'm part of a Lampshade Dynasty, but I left it to go on the road.","Well, I guess both of us are kind of on the road now. My name is Gerald, I come from a Christian camp but I was let go from there. Now I've got to find retribution for my sinful wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_4676,Do you think we should invite everyone to eat the Poseidon's Delight with us?,It is larger than I expected. I feel we could all have a feast after this terrible day.,1,spont,train train_spont_4677,"Desiree, wishing joy for that stranger is a wonderful thing to wish for, and it's not my job as a service provider and technician to tell you how to use your wishes, but if I were you, I would think really hard. Do I want to give the last wish I had, knowing that I already burned two without even thinking about it, on a stranger? Now, I'm not saying you're right or wrong. I'm just saying, think about it.","I understand. It's just that I'm feeling this burden of responsibility. I would like to feel a little bit easy-come-easy-go with these wishes and, because I already used two, why not just give up the last one? I don't want it. I don't need it. I want this strange man to feel like his life is worth something. I mean, for God's sake, he's a fencing instructor.",1,spont,train train_spont_4678,I didn't bother studying much science.,That's all right. I studied science for both of us.,1,spont,train train_spont_4679,You're stuttering and stammering. Are you experiencing some sort of social anxiety?,"A little bit. That and I'm standing on the edge of a building, about to jump off and feeling myself plummet to the Earth.",1,spont,train train_spont_4680,"Well, we caught him red-handed with a computer, sending a personal email.",On company time. In the break room.,1,spont,train train_spont_4681,"Here we are, behind the honesty tree. It's gotten bigger since last year.",That's because people are telling a lot of lies. It feeds it.,1,spont,train train_spont_4682,"Before I sing, I'm really sorry because remember, I'm a horrible looser.",Right. Maybe you shouldn't keep saying that.,1,spont,train train_spont_4683,I will take a cup of coffee and one cartoon of cigarettes to toot while I drink the one single cup of coffee.,Sure. Just a carton? It's going to be a long day at work.,1,spont,train train_spont_4684,"We're the same age though, my mom and me. We grew up together. It's weird.","No judgement. I am a therapist, that's like my thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_4685,This camp only lasts the afternoon?,"It's what is commonly known as a day camp. You come in the day, you leave, you go sleep somewhere else. Because you know what? I'm not your mother. I'm not making a bed for you. You come here to learn skills. Namely the skills of how to talk meaningfully about music that you like.",1,spont,train train_spont_4686,"Dan, will you cut up my food for me?","Donna, I would be honored. I'm probably the best one to ask. Everyone else here is so self centered.",1,spont,train train_spont_4687,There's a huge crowd of people and we're all watching you.,"Yeah, we're just the only ones talking to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4688,Come on now we didn't even feed you a meal. I don't know what you could possible be vomiting.,"It's acid, I have horrible gastrointestinal distress! You have to take me to the hospital.",1,spont,train train_spont_4689,Is there anything I should do to help find Donald?,Just be there. We're using your wolf.,1,spont,train train_spont_4690,You're Reginald Grocery. In the flesh as I live and barely breathe.,"Yes, I was just coming by the store today to check on the employees. One of our stock boys, Vlad, he's celebrating his 30th year here at Grocery Store.",1,spont,train train_spont_4691,"Excuse me, I was told that this science fair needed a celebrity judge. I'm Sylvester Stalone.","Oh, my goodness! What a surprise. We'd never expect to see you here.",1,spont,train train_spont_4692,"I'm sort of human, but mostly goat.",I've known a fawn before. She beat me out for high school homecoming queen.,1,spont,train train_spont_4693,"I noticed how all of your furniture is round like a doughnut, and any time there's an opportunity to put a hole in something, you've done it.","I have, and that's real frosting on most of the surfaces.",1,spont,train train_spont_4694,Do you ship? We live in Connecticut. It's one of the fifty states.,"Yes, we ship to Connecticut. And I never assumed it was not part of the fifty states.",1,spont,train train_spont_4695,Here's you're frozé.,"Oh, just in time. I was about to turn into dust and grant a wish in a monkey-paw type situation.",1,spont,train train_spont_4696,"Yeah, but he doesn't need to come back. You should stay. Look at how the kids respond to you.","Well, I am married. But, I hate my wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_4697,"Don't be scared. It's me, Budino.",He's the pudding phantom.,1,spont,train train_spont_4698,"Oh, I see over there on the counter by the register that you've got a list of today's deal and discounts, but it doesn't look like a chalkboard.","Yeah, it's made of different material. You don't use chalk on it. It's this shiny material that's pretty amazing. You can write on it like a chalkboard, but you're using a marker, and then you can erase it with a napkin.",1,spont,train train_spont_4699,"Well, you've done it. You've killed your father.","Mama, I just told him my dream to go to the galactic school of performing arts.",1,spont,train train_spont_4700,"I just feel like if black people can have their own month, why can't giraffes have our own month?","Maybe it won't happen in our lifetimes, but hopefully some day in the future there will be a giraffe history month.",1,spont,train train_spont_4701,"That's exactly like the Mrs. White I knew from the ""Hottest Science Teacher"" show. She's not a winner.",At least she gave us the reset thing that we use to this day.,1,spont,train train_spont_4702,"Oh my god, that was beautiful, Mr. Buffett.",I'll make sure we sing that song any time anyone has a birthday at the restaurant.,1,spont,train train_spont_4703,"I know. My name is Janet Jacobson, and I am an evil creature hunter. You have a creature of lore in your midst going around granting wishes. Why are you protecting her?",She's a really good customer.,1,spont,train train_spont_4704,"Your majesty, Kay. I have to select a piece of jewelry for my true love to buy for me. I would love your opinion.",I would love to give it. Have you heard of the troll bead?,1,spont,train train_spont_4705,"We got married right away. It was a busy day at Tommy Bahama. You wore your best cream shirt, and you wore your best tan.","We were almost like camouflage, you couldn't tell either of us apart.",1,spont,train train_spont_4706,"This is your captain. I forgot to tell you, we have begun our descent and landed.",I stood up that whole plane. I was running up and down the aisle that whole trip. Seatbelts are a myth. I don't need to be strapped in.,1,spont,train train_spont_4707,"I'm just noticing this now, uh, getting into my shoes.","Well, you just should mop things up here, and then I'll see what's going on at the tank. All right? Can you handle that?",1,spont,train train_spont_4708,Everyday Renee. Every day she likes to play. That's why they call her Renee.,"Yeah, OK. I didn't come here to engage in slut shaming. I'm trying to get back to my normal human height.",1,spont,train train_spont_4709,"Please, help my husband. We just got married, I don't want to be a widow so soon.",We've been married for three weeks.,1,spont,train train_spont_4710,"What do you want, Principal Gumbers?","You were very rude out there. Anthony, I've had problems with you all year long.",1,spont,train train_spont_4711,"Technically, they're all the same character playing all different ages and different interpretations.?",What the fuck are you talking about? Weird things I don't understand. We're under attack by these five crazy ladies with superpowers.,1,spont,train train_spont_4712,"See, we all have secrets I guess.","Okay, I'm sorry. You're more upset about me not seeing Captain Phillips and lying about it than throwing up on you three times.",1,spont,train train_spont_4713,My name is Eve.,Like from the Bible? That's my favorite book.,1,spont,train train_spont_4714,"I'm sorry. I'm your server, and I just want to let you know we're down to the last two pieces of roast beef. We're now in the middle of Act 2, so there's nothing we can do.","Well, can I lodge a complaint? I thought it was all-you-can-eat. We came in because it was you could eat.",1,spont,train train_spont_4715,Little brother I'm tired of you copying me all the time you always repeating everything I say and doing everything that I do,Say that again I can't hear a word you're saying I lost most of my hearing back in Nam.,1,spont,train train_spont_4716,I didn't realize the act of eating was on the table.,"Well, it wasn't until I heard that story about food, and now I'm getting hungry.",1,spont,train train_spont_4717,The movie will make you cry even more than the comic book did.,Forest Whitaker makes me cry. His eye is always tearing.,1,spont,train train_spont_4718,"I hope I meet a really, really cute boy today.","Oh Jennifer, you will. You're going to meet the boy of your dreams here.",1,spont,train train_spont_4719,Are you attempting to bribe a state official with chopped onions?,"We have so much chopped onions. We don't know that word bribe, what does it mean?",1,spont,train train_spont_4720,"Alright, everybody. Get in here. Kids come in for free. Come on up kids, I'm gonna tell you a story.",He's telling stories over there. That's not even part of the miniature golf experience.,1,spont,train train_spont_4721,"Beverly, I haven't seen you since that Vlassic pickles commercial audition.","I just beat you out for it, you scamp. Clearly, I have more experience with pickles.",1,spont,train train_spont_4722,I think it's very topical. You can't have a thing where most of the thing's about blood and not reference HIV and AIDS.,"I mean, I just never thought about that with the Dracula story, but there's a lot of blood that's mentioned.",1,spont,train train_spont_4723,I hope one of ya'll will take over my restaurant and do it right.,Like run the restaurant and not kill people.,1,spont,train train_spont_4724,"I did take bathroom breaks. When I used to smoke, I used to go outside.",That's a good way to break up the monotony of a long day.,1,spont,train train_spont_4725,"Well, no. He's saying he got left behind. He's been here.",I've been in the aquarium since two days ago.,1,spont,train train_spont_4726,"Mr. and Mrs. Richington, this is the area of the stadium that we'll clear out and put in luxury seats.",I love the idea of people paying for things.,1,spont,train train_spont_4727,"Well, I suppose that should be it, then.?","Yes, I'm jumping overboard. Goodbye, Earth!",1,spont,train train_spont_4728,"I know he was like a villain, but then at the end you felt bad and it's like, oh man, that could be anyone of us, right?","Yeah, I could have been here. I could have been a supernatural creature sucking blood. Like, if I just made different choices.",1,spont,train train_spont_4729,We are from Prior Lake.,"Yeah, I sorta figured that with the way you're dressed.",1,spont,train train_spont_4730,"That's one thing we can agree on. When the McRib comes to town, I'm first in line.",And the same with the Shamrock Shake. Did I ever tell you how I saved Ireland?,1,spont,train train_spont_4731,It tells other males in the kitchen to get out of my way.,"Well, okay. I mean, you're the boss, Applesauce.",1,spont,train train_spont_4732,We just blinked into existence a few moments ago.,"I saw you guys blink. It was crazy. I've been here awhile, myself.",1,spont,train train_spont_4733,The return policy here is amazing.,"If you change your mind within five minutes of buying your ticket, you get your money back in full.",1,spont,train train_spont_4734,That murder was pretty gruesome to watch.,"But, it was pretty cool because you got the bell house out of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4735,"You just want to go through the door and jiggle the handle just a little bit. If a guy comes in, just say ""I'm in here!"".","Oh, I'm not ready for men to walk in on me in the bathroom yet.",1,spont,train train_spont_4736,And I am willing to have sex with someone.,"Rita, that's so forward. I'll have sex with you if you want. Were you looking at me, or?",1,spont,train train_spont_4737,"Hey guys, I got all the stuff from your rider - the contact rider - here in the box here. So I'll just it out an you can identify it as you go.",Thanks Gort.,1,spont,train train_spont_4738,"You are early risers. Normally, we don't get customers right here at noon when we open.",Yeah we were trying to figure out the best way to see most of Houston and we see a restaurant named Houstons and we thought we'd kill two birds with one stone.,1,spont,train train_spont_4739,"Junebug, be quiet under those stairs.","OK, mommy.",1,spont,train train_spont_4740,"How about this? There's a lot of Springfield's out there. They're pulling a Greenland - they don't got springs or fields and they're trying to trick people. We're the real deal. So it's going to be like ""You tried the rest, now try the best.""",We're the Real Deal Spring Field. I like the sound of that.,1,spont,train train_spont_4741,"Yes, there's the ice maker and the water in the front of the fridge. Crushed and cubed.","Oh boy, that is that going to be expensive to ship.",1,spont,train train_spont_4742,"Well, maybe if you shift your expectations a little bit.","What if, in order to right this old wrong, we get on what I assume is your scooter, because this is Madrid. And he artfully respectfully stops at a stop sign here, and you can watch it and feel satisfied, will that kill your murderer urge?",1,spont,train train_spont_4743,"That's a lovely story, but your eyes are bloodshot red. I really think you should probably go to bed.",I'm just pushing along. I'm just going to stand here and hold myself up on the counter until I fall over.,1,spont,train train_spont_4744,Are you holding the fortune from the fortune cookie we gave you Devin?,Who is the rightful owner of this fortune cookie?,1,spont,train train_spont_4745,"So, you're replacing the organ with an Iphone and then you're going to change this place into a Wal-mart?",It's a three step process.,1,spont,train train_spont_4746,"All right, we got one more for you. This is the final saxophone song that I'm going to play on the aforementioned saxophone.","Oh, Trumpet Davis, you're so amazing.",1,spont,train train_spont_4747,"Sounds good, but you gotta do the books 'cause if it's up to me, it's ending up in a mall fountain.","It'll go somewhere where it's super dry, where there's no fountains at all. The American southwest.",1,spont,train train_spont_4748,"Management would love to hear ""Crazy Train"" by Ozzie Osbourne.",We already have Chatanooga Choo Choo. We have our trains song fulfilled.,1,spont,train train_spont_4749,"Captain, I feel like we're getting ahead of ourselves. We only know one student that's aware of the situation. Why don't we contain the student and his drunkard parents.","So, you're saying we should detain this student?",1,spont,train train_spont_4750,"So, you got it in you're mind's eye? OK, now, fill up all the holes in the sponge with other parts of sponge. But not the parts of sponge that have holes.?",So it's like a Swiss cheese that ain't got no holes in it? It's just cheese.,1,spont,train train_spont_4751,These swans have been alive four times. They're eternal swans.,"Like a cat has nine lives. And the swans, they become incorporeal spirits who are reborn again four times again.",1,spont,train train_spont_4752,"Hey, isn't it time for our five minute break from work?","Yes, that's true. Union rules. This is a non-union store but I adhere to them.",1,spont,train train_spont_4753,Welcome to the first day of plumbing class. What you learn today will get you through the rest of your life.,"I really hope some day to be a professional plumber, not just a student plumber.",1,spont,train train_spont_4754,"Paid leave. That sounds quiet nice. How recently would my husband have had to die for me to take, say, two years off?","Two years? This ain't Eat, Pray, Love, y'all. I'm not going to give you two years.",1,spont,train train_spont_4755,You probably brought that rat from Prior Lake.,Jesse Ventura never would have said anything to us like that.,1,spont,train train_spont_4756,We found out that Clark invented the grilled cheese sandwich and he set fire to Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.,I like this guy. I wish he'd revealed that during the chef test.,1,spont,train train_spont_4757,"The rides, it's a safety issue. You have to be a certain height to be able to ride the ride.",Here's a Velcro vest we got to help her stick to the seat. We take it everywhere. You will not be liable for any injuries. Mama's been injured a lot but she's still with us.,1,spont,train train_spont_4758,I love this house. Having four walls like this is something I ain't never experienced before.,"I want to get in that pool, as well. This is just huge.",1,spont,train train_spont_4759,"They're made of corn cobs, they're an American tradition of poor people playing with dried food.",They're deteriorating before my eyes.,1,spont,train train_spont_4760,"What is going on? Party? Why, Belinda? You betrayed me as landlord.",I just was trying to have a little fun. Ever been there?,1,spont,train train_spont_4761,I made spaghetti.,Is it OK if I put a little gasoline in that?,1,spont,train train_spont_4762,I don't need to explain my personal body to you.,"Hold on, Carol. Don't twist this.",1,spont,train train_spont_4763,"We now know the puppet is a woman despite saying ""I'm a little puppet man.""",I'm a man puppet with a woman's soul inside me. So I identify as a man now.,1,spont,train train_spont_4764,"I mean, how different is sea glass from ground glass?","Well, sea glass is a naturally occurring phenomenon and it's pretty. What you're collecting is just litter.",1,spont,train train_spont_4765,"Alright, Cran. Here's your pumpkin foot toughy. It's on the house.","I didn't want it before and I still don't want it, but thank you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4766,How is the cheese ear situation going?,The first person we gave the cheese ear to was Mike Tyson. He had a fight and Evander Holyfield bit part of it off.,1,spont,train train_spont_4767,"Oh, Mrs. Mayor. I'm so sorry. Let me remove my apron.","You know what, it's actually really OK. I realize that, you know, in my past I liked being the only one naked. Now that everyone's naked, I feel like maybe I don't like it anymore.",1,spont,train train_spont_4768,"Look, we got this ghost that Steven Tyler stabbed 13 years ago.","I remember that case. Very controversial ruling. He scatted. Walked away scot-free. You think the would have thrown out the case after the judge said ""Sold!"" instead of ""Not Guilty.""",1,spont,train train_spont_4769,You two are clearly brother and sister because you look exactly alike and you share a haircut.,I went to his Fantastic Sams because I guess that's a regional hair place.,1,spont,train train_spont_4770,"You think I'm offering you a ride when I say ""do you want to go?"" I'm going to kick your ass.","Please, somebody hold Tony back.",1,spont,train train_spont_4771,"Walter, why is it your curse to walk this other worldly spirit form and Linda doesn't have this curse?",I never thought about that. Is it possible that her business was finished?,1,spont,train train_spont_4772,"It's a bit of a mystery. You think Tipsy-Topsy, and your mind goes to topsy-turvy. But then you get to the Tipsy-Topsy dimension and it's like no, everything's right.",They were around the corner from naming Shipsy-Shapsey.,1,spont,train train_spont_4773,"Hi, I'm Jeremy's dad.",Hi. I'm Ronnie. I have a clipboard.,1,spont,train train_spont_4774,"Wow, we really wasted no time in getting out the door.","Well, we're quick. We're race car people.",1,spont,train train_spont_4775,"I'm sorry the boombox thing is confusing. I couldn't find 18 D batteries, so it's not playing any music.",Gotta be a lot lighter though. Right friend?,1,spont,train train_spont_4776,"Well, kind looks like a frog, I guess. A frog, I guess crossed with...",Rick Perry? The governor of Texas?,1,spont,train train_spont_4777,"Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili.","When life gives you chili peppers, you make chili.",1,spont,train train_spont_4778,"Man, I can't wait to be Pink Panther.","You can't wait to be Pink Panther? What, are you going to move up from the security locker to being a character at the park?",1,spont,train train_spont_4779,"That's why I put that compact mirror on my chest, so people could see that I was alive.","I love that you took the time to do that, but we're going to have to let you go.",1,spont,train train_spont_4780,"Well, you can watch stuff on Netflix anytime. The special on the high school football team the Falconers was appointment television.","I had made an appointment with myself. I realized I haven't been treating myself and I've been self doubting and putting things aside. So last night I decided to have a ""me"" night.",1,spont,train train_spont_4781,"Hey, Boss. This is Tabitha. She's the one that wrote the Satan book. Tabitha, tell us three of those good jokes.","Well, the truth is my husband ghost wrote the book.",1,spont,train train_spont_4782,"Alan, let's give everyone a quick refill.","Indeed, everyone seems to have finished off their wines already and the group therapy session just began.",1,spont,train train_spont_4783,They don't call you Cookie because you don't eat random things that people put in your mouth. Am I right?,"Well, my mom was from Berkeley.",1,spont,train train_spont_4784,We're not doctors. Not quite. I took a semester.,I didn't think so. Most doctors aren't holding hands with the other doctors.,1,spont,train train_spont_4785,So many empty peach baskets. Get them out of here. We ate all the peaches.,Well I just wish someone would put those peach baskets up high where I didn't have to look at them.,1,spont,train train_spont_4786,"Hey, since you know your wife so well, can you put in a word for me? Like, find out what her deal is?","Well, I can save you some time. Her deal is, she's married to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_4787,"Anyway, this is our top model. It's a four by four vent air duct system. It won Space's Next Top Model.",We're going to need several of these for the spaceship.,1,spont,train train_spont_4788,"Sorry, I just don't understand why whether my mother loved me enough is pertinent to the shirt I'm here to get.","Well, I think it's knowing more about your personality and what kind of shirt you want to present to the world, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_4789,What are you talking about? I didn't rip that song off.,"Oh, don't act like you don't see TV when you come to life, trash can.",1,spont,train train_spont_4790,I will use my skill and trade Dwight Howard to the Nuggets.,That sounds good. Just make sure you get us a good player in return.,1,spont,train train_spont_4791,I can hold both your gloves. It's a full service boxing gym.,"Why, thank you. I'd like to unburden myself of these gloves.",1,spont,train train_spont_4792,"Listen, I bet you thought it was smart to install these phones in the confessional.","I'll tell you what, I like to use the phones to lean on.",1,spont,train train_spont_4793,I think we should barge in there and talk to Scarcrest and we find out what's going on.,"Scarcrest, Ritchie, I think you're absolutely right. We gotta find out the truth once and for all.",1,spont,train train_spont_4794,"I just want to say something to all of you. You all have thought me so much in the short time we had. Carol, you named me.",You changed me. You gave me a purpose.,1,spont,train train_spont_4795,"Some say that the ghosts of the performer's past still walk the rafters. So, keep an eye out and an ear out.","OK. I just want you to know that best case scenario, I am insanely moved and I don't buy this place and you guys are still broke.",1,spont,train train_spont_4796,Should we go back out to Mom and Dad or do you need more time to poop?,"You know what, Felicity? I think I just got done.",1,spont,train train_spont_4797,I don't know side of the cup is right on the wrong side of the tracks.,"It must be the other way, because this way I can only hear myself.",1,spont,train train_spont_4798,"Listen, I need you to do me a favor.",I'm your manager. I can do anything.,1,spont,train train_spont_4799,"Terry Brown, what are you still doing at home? Kiss your mother on the lips for ten seconds and go to school.",I don't really want to. Why do I have to kiss her for ten seconds?,1,spont,train train_spont_4800,"Babe, I need a vitamin or something. This is really tripping me out.","OK. Prayer is vitamin. So, just take a second and pray.",1,spont,train train_spont_4801,I know I'm naked. I'm aware of a breeze.,You should feel ashamed.,1,spont,train train_spont_4802,"Ray-ray, is there a problem? Is this the man we're looking for?","This is him, Celeste. He's a discount Wreck-it Ralph and he's been selling children all over the place.",1,spont,train train_spont_4803,This is crazy. This place is upside down and bananas.,This place is nowhere near the status of Greg's golf course.,1,spont,train train_spont_4804,What about Captain Planet? Are you guys friends?,"Oh, God. I'm a real captain in the United States Navy. I drive a whale sometimes.",1,spont,train train_spont_4805,"Dr., my son is the worst. Is there anything you can do?","Yes, I can throw him into the ocean. That should help his attitude.",1,spont,train train_spont_4806,We'd love to have an Aid Man movie.,"If I may, I'd like to suggest Forest Whitaker. He's fat and he's trustworthy.",1,spont,train train_spont_4807,I can see Denise drinking something from the cabinet and then throwing up. Is she drinking chemicals?,"Yes, she's drinking chemicals because she can't afford alcohol.",1,spont,train train_spont_4808,This Michael Jackson doll is actually talking on his own. I've never seen anything like it.,There's nothing like me. I'm a Michael Jackson ventriloquist dummy. I've come to life.,1,spont,train train_spont_4809,"Lady, I'm going to tear you up and wear you like a tube top!",Whatever you need to do in order to feel successful as a human being. I'm just going to hug you until you feel loved and accepted.,1,spont,train train_spont_4810,"Make sure you ask a lot of questions when you're there. Just find out about their lives and everything. If you can, try not to let them ask you too many questions unless you got your backstory, like, good and tight.","I was thinking maybe I'm from Alsatian, like on the German-French Border, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_4811,"Has he been recording his findings in a binder of some kind? If so, that sounds more like an experiment.",The man is drunk. You two were having an affair and you used a binder and all of a sudden it was OK.,1,spont,train train_spont_4812,You look you're ready to have fun. Your eyes look very positive. Both of them.,Your pupils look very dilated with fear.,1,spont,train train_spont_4813,They're going to run out of oxygen.,"I added a 20% supply buffer as well. They're burning through this. Oxygen, food, everything they need to stay alive up there is almost gone.",1,spont,train train_spont_4814,What'd you see out there in the camp?,Those two teens are just drinking lots of blood. They almost spat it on each other. That was going to be cool.,1,spont,train train_spont_4815,"You guys, there's other people on another hill that I'm pretty sure are the parallel of us in some sort of weird way. There's trouble on that hill too.",OK. We should attack this other hill with our weapons and fists.,1,spont,train train_spont_4816,What circle of hell am I condemned to?,"Oh, probably the one where jazz covers of your favorite pop songs play all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_4817,"Since my promotion, I'm not a Sargent anymore. You're the Sargent.","Oh, yeah. You're the Chief Inspector. How come you haven't changed the plaque on your desk yet?",1,spont,train train_spont_4818,I feel a little bad about that. He was trying to connect.,"He did a bad job, though. He lied to us about being able to move boxes and then he said he just wanted to make friends. We told him about a friend club, he was outta here like a shot.",1,spont,train train_spont_4819,Why wouldn't you recommend going into the concert?,"Well, there's like a fellowship that happens out here in the parking lot. We're like a community, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_4820,I'm so glad we're going to have a baby.,"Oh God, I'm so happy you can still have babies at your age.",1,spont,train train_spont_4821,Kush party? Like that ball that Rosie O'Donnell use to throw at people?,"Oh yeah, exactly. Well, she's my cousin. So we have a ton of them in the garage.",1,spont,train train_spont_4822,Perhaps I wouldn't be so sad if my parents paid more attention to me.,"Well that's not going to happen, you are the most boring creature I have ever met.",1,spont,train train_spont_4823,"Hey, Tad, hand me that sextant.","Yes, Captain. This is more than a sextant, Captain.",1,spont,train train_spont_4824,Do you need us to help you find your friends?,"I would love it. I have one quarter of a Starbucks egg salad sandwich. To be honest, I'm starving, but I'd rather not eat it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4825,I lost all my money so I'm here for this inheritance now.,It doesn't feel fair that you can even be here for that. You lost 20 million dollars.,1,spont,train train_spont_4826,Is that because you're wearing suede and it's going to rain? Because that's the only reason I could think for your mood to change so dramatically.?,It doesn't breathe right. All the moisture collects in all the crevices and the nooks and the crannies.,1,spont,train train_spont_4827,"Divorcing your parents is called emancipation, not ex-communication. That's for the church.",I am my child's church.,1,spont,train train_spont_4828,"Mindy, what brings you to the Grand Old Opry. You're all dressed up. Are you supposed to be performing here tonight?","Actually, yes. I won a twitter lottery. I tweeted every single day, 24 times an hour and I got picked. I'm going to sing tonight. I'm hoping Cynthia will like me.",1,spont,train train_spont_4829,You mean Jurassic Park is going to come true?,"I think so. Through genetic testing, splicing and some top notch engineering, we have no idea what the future holds for us.",1,spont,train train_spont_4830,Occupants of the maze. You all received an invitation to come here a few weeks ago.It is an experiment to see who will survive.,I will! I will be the one to survive and win this game.,1,spont,train train_spont_4831,"Rudy, you were dead right. The killer was in this room and yet we were still so shocked.",OK. I got those baked lays you wanted.,1,spont,train train_spont_4832,"If you ask me questions three, older than you I shall be.",You just solved the next riddle that we hadn't even asked yet.,1,spont,train train_spont_4833,"I like when Baskin Robbins just has three people in it and I know two of the people, and then I get to know the third.","Yeah, like I want the number of flavors to be ten times the number of people in the Baskin Robbins. That's when I'm most comfortable.",1,spont,train train_spont_4834,"Mrs. Crimpcrumper, can I ask you, is there any specific rule against taking a bunch of donuts from the premises and taking them home?","I'm glad you asked, because we have no such rule. Well, if it's as big as a carry on in an airplane, you can bring it and fill it with doughnuts. But nothing bigger, so I guess we do actually have a rule.",1,spont,train train_spont_4835,This is not in any of the books I remember. We're going to really have to dig deep here.,I forgot to give you those other books with information about psychosis in them. Sorry.,1,spont,train train_spont_4836,"You know, when you first started that sentence, I was pretty sure you were crazy. But by the end of it, I realized you were probably telling the truth.","Oh yeah, it's the truth. Why do you always think we're lying, Rodney? We were only told to lie about our age and our weight.",1,spont,train train_spont_4837,How do I get out of here?,There's a series of socioeconomic things in place that are preventing you from getting out of it. You can find a way to make space for yourself within it.,1,spont,train train_spont_4838,"I just think it's reprehensible, what you did, and you should have to relive it every day of your life.",You seem tense. Let me give you a massage.,1,spont,train train_spont_4839,"Reverend St. Augustine, we want to put your tel-evangelical program on national network.",Big surprise! Look at those eyes! Want a burger and some fries?,1,spont,train train_spont_4840,"We're a bike shop. And we don't carry gas bikes. So you are correct, we don't sell gas.","We're thinking about getting them, though. So if you want to check back, I'll give you one of our cards.",1,spont,train train_spont_4841,"I'm a little unsure how an ant farm would turn a profit. Seems like they are just a weird little nasty, smelly thing in a kids bedroom.","Well, that's a typical ant farm. This of course will be an amazing cosmopolitan ant farm with all kinds of views.",1,spont,train train_spont_4842,I'm Annette.,"What a pretty name. My daughter's name is Annette, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_4843,"That was literally a touching story because Jerry, who of course we're having officiate the wedding, touched us all to the point of discomfort.",I couldn't help myself. I got 'em in a big group hug.,1,spont,train train_spont_4844,"I'll go to the party, be very charming and speak to everyone.","How are you going to go to the party, they told you if you ever came back they would put your dentures somewhere...unpleasant.",1,spont,train train_spont_4845,"We take out an ad in the Penny Saver and we say to bring in your photos to be developed, digital or otherwise and the best photo wins $1 million dollars, but by then we'll have made $1 million dollars or more.","Oh, this makes a lot of sense. This is the best idea yet. I think offering this contest money could really work.",1,spont,train train_spont_4846,I was thinking about getting chicken fingers for lunch.,Fantastic chicken fingers. That's an anytime snack,1,spont,train train_spont_4847,I'm going to hold you two for murder. I've got a couple of dead hobo drifters right here on the sidewalk.,But it was self defense.,1,spont,train train_spont_4848,"You guys, we're not Thomas and Laront.","But, people don't lie. How could that be?",1,spont,train train_spont_4849,"I feel like I did a terrible job out on the court. I was a sloppy, sloppy mess.","You did fall down a lot, LeBron.",1,spont,train train_spont_4850,"Okay, walk with me.","I'll walk to the very city limits, but no further.",1,spont,train train_spont_4851,"Okay, there's a guy in shades, and a lady with a droopy elbow.",She looks like an idiot. It's hilarious.,1,spont,train train_spont_4852,The situation was we had an option between the blue notebook or the green one. I purchased both so that there would be no incident of disappointment over chosen color.,"Thank you, officer.",1,spont,train train_spont_4853,"Dad, I just wish you would let me choose my own music. I have really good taste and I just feel like you need to give me this liberty to do my own stuff?",You can buy your own music when you get a job.,1,spont,train train_spont_4854,"Oh, I thought you were a mobster. You've got a real strong Italian look to you.","I am Italian, as a matter of fact. My name is Ray.",1,spont,train train_spont_4855,Did you want to join the coin tossing league?,"Yeah, I'm here. Retired a couple weeks ago and finding myself just kind of, I don't know, looking for hobbies.",1,spont,train train_spont_4856,"So, you can see that Mary Sue has a long history here at the Grand Ole Opry.","Wow, I can't believe that was so long ago and yet you're still just 25.",1,spont,train train_spont_4857,"Secrets, secrets must be kept. Secrets, secrets, I'm gonna murder you.","Just so you know, we can hear you guys threatening each other.",1,spont,train train_spont_4858,"I was on a roll, but it's all pennies. You win pennies at a penny slot.",How many pennies have you won?,1,spont,train train_spont_4859,What if I want to serve a buffalo?,"If you want to serve a buffalo, I hope you got a good elephant man on call.",1,spont,train train_spont_4860,"I'm going to go back to the break room if you guys need me. But, don't need me.",I don't think that we will. Thank you very much.,1,spont,train train_spont_4861,We pray in there. We pray in there. It's our place of solitude. Our sanctuary. We pray that God will forgive us for all of our swears.,"Well, maybe that's why God's throwing you down to Hell because you're not going to a church.",1,spont,train train_spont_4862,"Come, before we march out in opening ceremonies, I have little vial of juice for you to drink. Let's say it's apple juice. This is clear apple juice, don't worry it has no additive colors or anything like that. And you'll drink it with a syringe in your arm.","I have spent me entire life only training in my event and have very little knowledge of the world. I was given a list of things to steer clear of, and I wonder if ""juice from a competing athlete administered through a needle"" was on the list.",1,spont,train train_spont_4863,I just painted that painting like a half hour ago.,"It wasn't on a public wall, it was on someone's house.",1,spont,train train_spont_4864,I'm worried about your excessive rosé wine drinking because it's very hot out today.,"I'm sweating it out, you can see the vapors coming off of me.",1,spont,train train_spont_4865,The man is drunk. You two were having an affair and you used a binder and all of a sudden it was OK.,We had very significant findings.,1,spont,train train_spont_4866,"It's a chimichurri. It's not really a soup, I guess.",It's an olive oil based sauce?,1,spont,train train_spont_4867,I could have sworn I heard a human sneeze.,"Oh, yes. That is Carolyn, who is human.",1,spont,train train_spont_4868,"Do we go on the set now, Charlene? Or how does it work?","You can do what ever you want as far as I'm concerned, whatever you mother fucking want. I'm not calling the shots on this one.",1,spont,train train_spont_4869,"Last time you rats of Nim came in, is when the king was allowed to disappear.",I can't figure out if it's a coincidence or if you're blaming us.,1,spont,train train_spont_4870,"Greg, I know this is a strange request - could you make a little divot in the final hole and I could rest my head in there. My open mouth would be the final hole. ",You want your body implanted into the ground so flat that a call can roll over it and into your mouth.,1,spont,train train_spont_4871,Five stars. I'm so scared of these guys giving me a bad rating.,"I told you, it's a co dependent relationship.",1,spont,train train_spont_4872,All babies are cute. Nature designed it that way.,But some are cuter than others. You're a very cute baby. You have good hair for a baby.,1,spont,train train_spont_4873,We're a little shorthanded at the moment 'cause i just fired someone.,"Go ahead and fire me, enjoy your pampered life. I'm about to see how real America works.",1,spont,train train_spont_4874,"Tammy, you've got the strongest legs. That's why you're on the bottom of the three of us in the trench coat.","Yeah, but I have the weakest shoulders. I'm sorry, I'm having second thoughts.",1,spont,train train_spont_4875,We're going go need tickets to the game or we're going to kill you and all your friends.,We'll do it with these rubix cubes.,1,spont,train train_spont_4876,"I'm going to kill you so slowly, but before I do, I dare you to have a child on your own. I dare you to put that pressure on yourself.","I'll have a child any time I want, but it won't call me no God damn Dirt God.",1,spont,train train_spont_4877,"OK, you're a light skinned Jamal. I didn't know.",I'm fully white. My friends call me white Jamal.,1,spont,train train_spont_4878,"Mr. Millionaire, is there room in your carnival for a tapeworm who juggles?","I tell you what, I'll give him a trial run. My carnival barker will announce that tapeworm and I want to see him show me the show of my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_4879,"Dr. Hawaii's office, may I help you?",I reckon my smart phone just called you. Are you in the Eudora area?,1,spont,train train_spont_4880,"About 25 years ago, he was here. He got an everything bagel with schmear.","Oh, I remember him. I remember everyone by their bagel order.",1,spont,train train_spont_4881,I'm the white angel. I'm here to show you that you have something happening in the present.,"Yeah, this right now. You're talking to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_4882,"Mr. Mitierry, your advice is so good. We are selling all sorts of concessions. People are so curious about what they hear from word of mouth!",Don't thank me. Thank your suppliers. They're an important part of every chain.,1,spont,train train_spont_4883,"Yes, I understand that the staff here, we're all wearing t-shirts that say rosé-all-day. But hey, it's 11am and this would be your 7th.","Well, I'm behind then.",1,spont,train train_spont_4884,"Yes, Mr. McGonigal? Did you call me?","Please, just call me father.",1,spont,train train_spont_4885,Are you a hologram? Whose real and what's there?,"That's right, I've been tracking the Lunds, I've been tracking them for years now, and my career is taking a nose dive, well I couldn't handle it, I needed the money for my condo, so I've been following you and i followed you here.",1,spont,train train_spont_4886,"His mystery books are like ""what genre is it?"" You don't know until you read it.","That's right, and I have a grand plan, much like Sue Grafton and her alphabet series. I'm going to write one million books. I'm going to write it with the former president, Bill Clinton. It's called One is for Murder.",1,spont,train train_spont_4887,"Claptrap, did you notice there are no zombies around? It seems like the whole town is quiet.","Yeah, I did notice that. But I wasn't going to say nothing because I've been criticized for having thoughts in the past.",1,spont,train train_spont_4888,"OK. What are you doing right now, Monica?","Well, right now, I'm here with y'all.",1,spont,train train_spont_4889,"So, Tracy, how long have you and Tony been going out?","Tracy and Tony, we like to refer to us in third person. Tracy and Tony been together for so long, on again and off again in addition to being off and a lot of on sometimes.",1,spont,train train_spont_4890,"I've been thinking. I know it's dark in here, I'm announcing who I am so when people hear me speak they know who it is.?",I always know you're talking to me 'cause it's aimed in my general direction and your breath hits my face.,1,spont,train train_spont_4891,"Listen, Cal? Can I tell you something?","Sure, Rudy. I've heard all of your stories so many times before. You tell me the same stories.",1,spont,train train_spont_4892,"Not to rain on the parade, but with the Madison Sphere Garden, lots of people died.",I think it was ambitious to begin with the motorcycle show.,1,spont,train train_spont_4893,"Look Tammy, I have lived in the midwest all my life. Traffic is traffic. There's nothing you could do about it.","Well, you can get your things together like I told you. We needed to leave the house at 5:22PM.",1,spont,train train_spont_4894,Remember that we're adults and we can physically overpower these kids and probably just knock this fence down.,I've always wanted to fight kids. What are we waiting for?,1,spont,train train_spont_4895,"I'll take his heart if he don't want it. Complementary, of course, because obviously he don't want his heart.","I'm trying to wrap my brain around this. That would make one Build-a-Bear with no hearts, and your bear would have two hearts.",1,spont,train train_spont_4896,Are you lost too?,"I guess I am, yeah. I was kind of hoping that I wasn't, but I'm pretty sure I've been by here before.",1,spont,train train_spont_4897,I didn't realize those boxes would be so heavy. I didn't know what was inside the boxes.,We don't either. All we know is they're heavy boxes and they gotta be moved from here to over there.,1,spont,train train_spont_4898,"In truth, it has been scientifically proven that Jesus exists in every dimension.",Did he have to get killed in every dimension?,1,spont,train train_spont_4899,You know this cockroach?,"Yeah, he was here when I founded the place.",1,spont,train train_spont_4900,I never get to sing on stage because of my horrendous voice.,"Well, if you're gonna sing, get on with it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4901,"Hey, don't call me Junior. My name's Junebug.",If I were you I'd prefer Junior. Just saying.,1,spont,train train_spont_4902,"It's my birthday today, Tyler. I bet you like birthdays.",I love birthdays. I have one at least once a year.,1,spont,train train_spont_4903,That's right! There's a hotel inside of the hospital inside of the convention center! It's a business inside a business inside a business!,"It's only three rooms, but they still need a detective.",1,spont,train train_spont_4904,"That's Ari, he's very confused.",I've seen him walking around ever since like ten years ago.,1,spont,train train_spont_4905,Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy.,Please do not talk to me like this. I am wounded in my heart.,1,spont,train train_spont_4906,"Papa, aren't we living a double life?",We are living the life that we have been granted by God.,1,spont,train train_spont_4907,Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to watch Yngwie Malmsteen.,"Sorry, we thought we moved to the part of the seating, where we didn't have to worry about being loud.",1,spont,train train_spont_4908,"We're in a whale's belly, how much worse can it get?","That's positive thinking, Craig. Things can only get better from here.",1,spont,train train_spont_4909,"Excuse me, Emily? Are you one of the contenders for the UFC Championship?","I'm the number one contender. They call me Cincinnati Emily, The Ohio Crusher, and I can make a grown man weep with fear. ",1,spont,train train_spont_4910,This is going to be the greatest play of all time.,You're saying like we're going to get play ratings through the roof.,1,spont,train train_spont_4911,"Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life.",We've been working since we was 14. Out there in the trees.,1,spont,train train_spont_4912,"Mr. Farmer, you're kind of a legend around here.",We saw that painting of you in town. It was beautiful.,1,spont,train train_spont_4913,My name is Alexandra McCormick and I open my home to have Ted Talks for people.,I don't respect you and I can very confidently say I never will.,1,spont,train train_spont_4914,"Jim, you look like the saddest reindeer in the barn. What do you really want for Christmas this year?","Well, Dr. Santa. I wish that this could be another place that's not Freeport, Illinois.",1,spont,train train_spont_4915,The reason I can't go out in the rain is because of this hair style. I'm a hair model.,"You are? Oh my god. You really have a good reason for not go wanting to get wet. I just have that disease that if you get water on your skin, it burns.",1,spont,train train_spont_4916,You didn't notice that we are flying children?,I noticed it but thought what was really distinctive about these kids is their enthusiasm.,1,spont,train train_spont_4917,"Sir, you don't look wealthy.","Don't I? Well, I'm wearing a top hat and a monocle and holding a bag with a dollar sign on it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4918,"I am a maker of mischief, but I only do things that the boys want to do.",So the boys are sort of complicit. I retract my apology.,1,spont,train train_spont_4919,Why mama? What good will reading ever do me?,"Well, one day - hopefully - you'll be a proper man. You'll be in charge of people, maybe run a large chain of jewelry stores.",1,spont,train train_spont_4920,Maybe if you went on a double date with us we'd be able to free your souls.,"Well, see, the problem is we can't really go on double dates with living people. But, if you guys killed yourselves. We would be good.",1,spont,train train_spont_4921,Maybe coming to Bubba Gump Shrimp was what we wanted and not what the girls wanted.,I completely forgot that Barbara was allergic to coconut and we ordered all that coconut shrimp.,1,spont,train train_spont_4922,"Herman, your son is the worst. He's a terrible spy.","I know. Frankly, he lost me when he started singing Outkast.",1,spont,train train_spont_4923,Did you say you have $10 Million?,"Oh, did I say that out loud? It's just something I can't stop thinking about.",1,spont,train train_spont_4924,"You look pale as a ghost, Brandon.","Yeah, everything's great though. So, don't even worry. I got that two topper right there and I gotta take care of them.",1,spont,train train_spont_4925,"Yeah, guys, what are you standing around for? We need you to make those jerseys.","Sure thing, Skip.",1,spont,train train_spont_4926,"I suggest a new jewelry line with filigree, perhaps. Everyone likes filigree.",What about colored stones? People enjoy that. Like ruby or sapphire.,1,spont,train train_spont_4927,You look to be a girl of about 15 year old.,"I'm 16. I got married when I was 6, and that's fine in Miami.",1,spont,train train_spont_4928,"We'll have a bus go to DC, pick a bunch of assholes up, bring them here and then you'll kill each and every one of them.",I've got no problem with that plan. It will be my pleasure.,1,spont,train train_spont_4929,I could buy some more condoms with my money. Unused ones this time.,"Guess what? If this works out, I'll buy you the condoms.",1,spont,train train_spont_4930,We do our trapeze act on stilts.,"That's sort of the problem, nobody likes it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4931,"Honey, this whole bar is going to miss you. Danny, Pete, TJ, and Fudge Man. We're all going to miss you.","Yeah, Fudge Man. We had such a contentious relationship, but in the end, I truly feel that we have such a mutual respect for each other. ",1,spont,train train_spont_4932,I don't really remember the part where we really agreed not to kill people.,"No, you know what. I think I got distracted by the feather conversation and we never settled it for sure. We probably should have.",1,spont,train train_spont_4933,Who's this? Someone new? Are you new?,Yes. I'm Jazz Cangetatan. My skin can totally get a tan.,1,spont,train train_spont_4934,I don't give a fuck if they're talking to the bouncer.. I just want my fucking cod and my fucking 10 beers.,"OK, damn Tony, I see you don't care about my honor no more and my feelings.",1,spont,train train_spont_4935,We couldn't tell if you said Marilyn or Mary Lynn from the TV show 24.,Whichever keeps me alive. That's how you can call me.,1,spont,train train_spont_4936,"You can trust me. I'm a pretty good guy. I used to own my own line of dumpsters. Now I live in one, isn't that funny?",You sound so resourceful. I feel good about giving you my credit card.,1,spont,train train_spont_4937,"Giovanni, your hands are waving all over the place.","They say it's a stereotype, but for me, it's true.",1,spont,train train_spont_4938,My name Toaster Strudel. They named the strudels after me.,"This is very exciting, but I do want to make sure I understand correctly about your name.",1,spont,train train_spont_4939,What if they take their shoes off? The Japanese and other Asians do that to maintain cleanliness.,"Ritchie makes a good point. We can just say at the beginning, ""Please remove your shoes"".",1,spont,train train_spont_4940,Pay no attention to my Dr. Scholls feet.,"Weird, he's wearing those Dr. Scholls inserts on the outside of his shoes.",1,spont,train train_spont_4941,"Jucinderin, it's Christmas and a lot of us have somewhere to be. Is there anyway you can release this plane and let it fly to Cincinnati?",Christmas is the one day that everyone puts aside their hatred and learns to love.,1,spont,train train_spont_4942,I'll give you a nickname. How about Bristly?,Your sister's name is Bristly.,1,spont,train train_spont_4943,You're dressed so nicely. It looks like you're about to go host a charity auction.,"Thank you. I hate microphones. So, that's not something I would ever do.",1,spont,train train_spont_4944,We can see the port from here.,I don't think we'll be able to make it. Real choppy with those whales out of the cages now.,1,spont,train train_spont_4945,I'm stationed in Big Sir at the Air Force base.,"Oh, you are? That's a beautiful base, by the way.",1,spont,train train_spont_4946,What exactly does Auntie Cher take pictures of?,"All sorts of stuff. Nothing's off limits. Some of it's, like, erotica. Some of it's just simple, like, logging her food intake.",1,spont,train train_spont_4947,"Jerry can i talk to you for a second? You've been spending a really long time with each customer. I mean you really have been asking a lot of questions. We like to sort of make it fast, get their credit card, and keep it moving. Like, you've really been getting a little too personal. There's been a lot of Yelp reviews about how personal you get with the customers. I think people feel like it's somewhat intrusive.","I'm sorry to hear that, I mean I guess I just have a naturally friendly disposition and I want to get to know people so I can best serve them and find out what kind of shirts they need. Do they need the tan shirt or a cream shirt? Do they need a shirt for a special occasion? Do they need a shirt from 2XL all the way up to 6XL?",1,spont,train train_spont_4948,"Are you homeless, as well?",By choice! She's supporting me emotionally.,1,spont,train train_spont_4949,"Oh, no, of course I will make the time to be alone with you. You know, it's just that I'm busy with this, that, and t'other.","Oh, sure. Talking with other people.",1,spont,train train_spont_4950,He doesn't even know I'm the doughnut heiress of the entire city.,"How would he know? Of course, he's just a little child.",1,spont,train train_spont_4951,"Are you quite all right, ma'am? You seem to me stricken by some unknown malady. You begin a sentence and you get to the end, and then you sort of have a little freak out. I can't explain.","I think it's just so hot here in Savannah, Georgia, that I don't know myself.",1,spont,train train_spont_4952,"Garold, no one must ever know your secret.","Yeah, I'm a sleep fighter. Hey, I could make some money off this.",1,spont,train train_spont_4953,"Hey look. I'm not an educated guy, but I have just as right to serve on a jury as anybody else here.","That's right. As citizens and voters, we're equal.",1,spont,train train_spont_4954,I'm a police officer. Someone yelled that there was a murder and you are all just standing around.,"Oh, this is a theme restaurant. There wasn't a murder.",1,spont,train train_spont_4955,Are you comfortable if I set this baton aside. Or does it make you feel safer if I'm holding it in case somebody comes in to scare you?,"Actually, yeah. Maybe if you could hold it like in a defense thing. You kind of look like a Street Fighter character.",1,spont,train train_spont_4956,You're talking about Mr. Et's Theater? Marion Et's Theater?,Yeah. My good friend and father Marion.,1,spont,train train_spont_4957,We gotta stop this cocaine fish.,He's getting big now and his blood is almost pure cocaine.,1,spont,train train_spont_4958,My name is Daryl Stanfield.,"Oh, my what a regal name. You sound very important.",1,spont,train train_spont_4959,"Thomas, before you go off to Hollywood to be a manager or even a manager's manager, learn to read.",How important is it? What if I learn to read some words?,1,spont,train train_spont_4960,"Mike, I think that experience at MTV aged you a lot. There's a streak of white in your hair now.",It's like JoBeth Williams in Poltergeist.,1,spont,train train_spont_4961,You want them to ride around in a buggy on the moon?,"Yeah, I'd love it. Can you imagine that. Them sons of bitches cruising around in the dune buggy?",1,spont,train train_spont_4962,"I'll have one shot, but I really have to be careful about drinking too much.",I'm not going to stop until you're dancing by yourself.,1,spont,train train_spont_4963,"Thank you for helping me wash my hands, ma'am.",OK. Thank you for the fifty dollars.,1,spont,train train_spont_4964,"I didn't. I gave up. I didn't. I gave up. I heard Madrid's where you come when you don't know what your thing is anymore. Yeah, I also just love meat.","See, like that was triggering for me because I'm really trying not to. So, pardon my abrupt gasp.",1,spont,train train_spont_4965,Feliacide sounds like I killed a cat. I did kill a cat once.,We've all killed cats. That's not the issue here. That's not an impediment to being on the board.,1,spont,train train_spont_4966,So the diamond is in the safe but then you also hid it under a vase in the safe?,"Yes, like it's a tomb.",1,spont,train train_spont_4967,The robe was really chafing me.,"Well, you do have that skin issue. I thought you'd have it checked out by now.",1,spont,train train_spont_4968,"Have you been married before, Evelyn?",A little bit. I have three children and they all left. I had a husband too.,1,spont,train train_spont_4969,"I saw him and then once I reached up and I held him, I felt like we had our own little love spaceship going up in the sky.","Yes, we did, and we got married right away. It was a busy day at Tommy Bahama.",1,spont,train train_spont_4970,"Shut up, shooter! You got your free frog.",I got him in my pocket right next to my slingshot and all these jacks.,1,spont,train train_spont_4971,Those calico cat sculptures also look like those of the old lady that was murdered.,"Well, isn't that a coincidence. Please allow me to allow you to leave now.",1,spont,train train_spont_4972,"9-11, what's your emergency?",My name is Brandon. I had to duck out of the kitchen. I'm in this office where they do accounting.,1,spont,train train_spont_4973,"I think Hopper has gotten us to a very intriguing place, Vivian.","Hopper, you just hopped into bed, metaphorically, with us.",1,spont,train train_spont_4974,"I didn't make that change in Wikipedia. Someone else has been in here, Junior.","It's me, John Wiki, Sr.",1,spont,train train_spont_4975,Here's all the money. You need to invest in this gym and get some people in shape. Get some rubber mats on these floors so people don't be losing their cartilage.,"So, you're not going to execute us?",1,spont,train train_spont_4976,There's a car coming up the road. It's probably Dr. Hawaii or his secretary. She seems very nice.,"Oh, I hope there's no secretary coming up in here.",1,spont,train train_spont_4977,"How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude. Also, it's bad luck.","I don't have a literal umbrella inside the LensCrafters. You found your way in here, so I feel like you have some level of skill that allows you to understand words and metaphors.",1,spont,train train_spont_4978,It's a bell and I want it to be hung.,It's a beautiful golden bell.,1,spont,train train_spont_4979,Did you find this dog in the woods?,I did. I wanted an exotic dog that I could show off with. Someone told me to go to the middle of the woods.,1,spont,train train_spont_4980,"Following the days of the Big Bang, as the earth cooled, many creatures were created.",That's a good show. It comes on right after Two Broke Girls.,1,spont,train train_spont_4981,Everybody knows the Wizard of Oz. That's the first thing you learn in history class.,"Yeah, we know that. That's why we had to learn to spell from an encyclopedia.",1,spont,train train_spont_4982,I feel like I have only one choice. I'm going to use this yo-yo to end the world.,I'm ready. I've settled everything. I've paid off all my credit cards. I've alerted the library.,1,spont,train train_spont_4983,"Thank you very much. Oh, I'm sorry, but is this proper milk? Or is it Lactaid? Because I have a problem with my digestive system.?","Of course, it's Lactaid. We're on a super yacht.",1,spont,train train_spont_4984,"Mortals, it is I , the angel Jake.","I know you, you're Missfizzial. Stop trying to fool me.",1,spont,train train_spont_4985,I may have burned Caesar's Palace to the ground.,"This is exciting, Clark. If you did, that makes you for sure a more interesting person. I would almost be willing to seed my winning to you if I found out that you had some checkered past.",1,spont,train train_spont_4986,Don't pity my daddy. He works really hard. He's a man of his own means.,What a well spoken little child.,1,spont,train train_spont_4987,"Janice, is that you in the stall?",I can't get out of my romper. It's all twisted. I don't know which way is up and which way is down.,1,spont,train train_spont_4988,"Dad, you're just an old troll, who likes to be under the ground and dig for things. Dad, can't you see that I'm more like a bird and not the kind of bird that flies into the coal mine to die. I'm the kind of bird that wants to fly around and sing!","So, who are you singing today in this here opera?",1,spont,train train_spont_4989,You didn't know the word for stockings? How many words do you even know?,"Hey, I grew up on the streets. I know the rough sex words and that's about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_4990,Maybe our musical should be about Steve.,"There is that existing musical about Steve Accountant, we could just do that one. The king would never know.",1,spont,train train_spont_4991,"The Lady of the Woods makes people watch the movie ""Dave"" with her for two and a half hours. It's a very slim story for two and a half hours.","Oh, I just assumed the Lady of the Woods, it was going to be somebody that kills you or eats you.",1,spont,train train_spont_4992,"You guys, take a look at the script. I think you'll agree there's great parts for all of you in this.",It is written by one of the finest graduates of this academy we have ever seen. David Allison.,1,spont,train train_spont_4993,The doctor just dropped you off in the woods?,Yeah. It was a hospital in the woods. They didn't have no more rooms for a baby.,1,spont,train train_spont_4994,"Here's a seat that just opened up, honey.","Oh, what a relief to sit down. We've been walking around for hours.",1,spont,train train_spont_4995,Your Colonial Sargent costume's size scale is almost 1:1.,"Yes, that's the difficulty I was having. I was crushing it that closely to my actual skull.",1,spont,train train_spont_4996,"Mortal child, what do you seek in this sewer?",I want to find my purpose and my soul.,1,spont,train train_spont_4997,"The walls between the realms are so thin this time of year. It's no mistake that you, a druid, are my assistant. She's an Earth witch, guys.","Oh, Gwyneth. That's why they accept pelts for payment.",1,spont,train train_spont_4998,"You see four vets? Where are we, Hawaii?",Calling Dr. Hawaii.,1,spont,train train_spont_4999,I knew you'd get in trouble if you tried that Mr. E shit.,I love Mr. E!,1,spont,train train_spont_5000,And that's why you make us whisper into a tablespoon I'm sorry for every dish we serve here.,That's right. I make every employee whisper I'm sorry into a tablespoon and then stir whatever it is. People who order the sunny side up eggs are very upset about it.,1,spont,train train_spont_5001,"I feel as if I've been shamed by a ghost. Ms. Merman said that, uh, if you really are a real actress, you will fight for the role!","Yes, and I'll play a pregnant preteen, and I'll somehow make it a political statement.",1,spont,train train_spont_5002,"Greg, Greg. I've been coming here for years and I'm almost at the end of my life. I'm stopped my treatments and I want to die here. Is that okay?","Oh, Sebastian. I would be honored if you would die flat out on the last hole.",1,spont,train train_spont_5003,You never told me this story before. About how you got your first drink. But you're going into all sorts of tangents.,"Yeah, well, look - it's hard for me to focus, okay? Because I'm pretty drunk.",1,spont,train train_spont_5004,That didn't take long.,"It only takes one - you just pull the cord, it's just one spin. Oh, now it's wet again. So, this was a bad... to do this in the tank was a mistake.",1,spont,train train_spont_5005,What's happening? Your pager's blowing up.,Our daddy-master is paging me. He wants me to return Amile.,1,spont,train train_spont_5006,"Hey, Cheese Danish. All my strudel money's dried up.",I got fired today. I'm no good at selling cars.,1,spont,train train_spont_5007,Roland Orzaball rolls off the tongue like a ball of souls. ,That's what it said on the pillow I stitched.,1,spont,train train_spont_5008,"Eat the circus peanuts. It's me, Turney, the voice inside your head.","Turney, no, Mom said I can have eggs, bacon and milk.",1,spont,train train_spont_5009,What's your name? John? Tom. They're all the same.,"OK, but, you know - there's only the four of us here. If you could call me my name I'd appreciate that.",1,spont,train train_spont_5010,"All right. If you could please step on the scale, ma'am, I'd appreciate it. We need to take your weight. You might want to put that umbrella and bag down.","Oh, that's my heavy grocery bag. I just got back from the store. I guess I could put down the umbrella, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_5011,"Well, that's certainly a story I didn't want to hear.","Yeah, it's terrible. It's awful. I wonder if this is why I was investigated by scientists.",1,spont,train train_spont_5012,I'm supposed to work the soda machine and the popcorn machine.,"Forgot about it, I'll put the bubbles in the soda. I'll make sure ever kernel of that corn is popped. You've got one job today, Tom. To go to The Boy's Store.",1,spont,train train_spont_5013,Should I have one Moons Over My Hammy or two Moons Over My Hammy?,Treat yourself. You look like a guy who could use a real fun time.,1,spont,train train_spont_5014,"It's a party, OK. I don't know why you need to be anxious about anything. I just want you to have a good time.","I want to have a good time too. And part of that, for me, is being anxious.",1,spont,train train_spont_5015,"Guys, guys, settle down. What is this? The coaster club?","Hey, don't just say bad things about coaster club.",1,spont,train train_spont_5016,Is it an electric Celica? Because we didn't hear you approach at all.,"Well, once y'all stopped to talk I just turned it off. I'm just waiting to take either one of your parking spots because this place is jam packed.",1,spont,train train_spont_5017,"But, you know what? It's a good experiment because no everyone can see that a salad spinner will not work underwater. Like, even though it will function, it will not dry the salad because it's in water.","Honestly, that's not - I appreciate that. That's not really what I'm focused on right now. I am disappointed. It's humiliating for me that I thought that this would, that this would work",1,spont,train train_spont_5018,You meet people all the time and you can't remember your name?,"Yes, all the time. This is a conversation that always comes up. They tell me their name and we have a nice little talk. Then, they ask my name and I can't remember.",1,spont,train train_spont_5019,"Here, drink this. Okay, take this pill. Alright, put this inside of you.","All right. It's in there. Oh god, it's like a perfect fit I think.",1,spont,train train_spont_5020,"Honey, what are we going to do to help the waiter?",I don't know. We're supposed to get the waiter out of here? There's no one else in the restaurant and it's broad daylight.,1,spont,train train_spont_5021,"I love Third Eye Blind, the band.","Oh, in France we them Three Eye Blind. Because they have three eyes.",1,spont,train train_spont_5022,"I guess we bought this thing to expand our lives. Yeah, let's go over this mountain.","Listen, Marianne. I want you to take that GPS and I want you to throw it out the window because we don't need it.",1,spont,train train_spont_5023,I know what it feels like to smoke hair. So I'll know if it's just hair.,There you go. Phil's the expert.,1,spont,train train_spont_5024,I'm going to give you a $2.50 discount for lack of liquid in the hotel this week.,That doesn't seem like a lot.,1,spont,train train_spont_5025,You shouldn't be smoking. You're still a little kid and one day you'll grow up and marry a man and maybe have a kid with him.,What a beautiful dream. Any last pieces of advice?,1,spont,train train_spont_5026,"Girls, I brought you to Van Nuys to sort of show you life outside of Malibu. But I feel like you're showing me a whole other world I had no idea existed. I mean, I went to cooking school and apparently suffer some kind of deep, instant narcolepsy. But my eyes are being open for the first time.",A lot of that comes from Auntie Cher. She takes a lot of pictures.,1,spont,train train_spont_5027,"I mean, I feel like not calling your friend in two weeks isn't that big of an offence.","I don't know, we used to talk all night on the phone, bro, you know? I miss that. I need that. I've been focusing in law school for a bit, you know. I miss those calls. ",1,spont,train train_spont_5028,They look like milk chocolate and white chocolate mixed together perfectly.,"Yes, I want you to celebrate your anniversary in style.",1,spont,train train_spont_5029,"I forgot my umbrella, too.","Its so weird, because it's been raining for a week and every other day this week I've had it.",1,spont,train train_spont_5030,"You know I had a big crush on you in 8th grade, right?","Everyone did. Everyone did, Joyce.",1,spont,train train_spont_5031,Why's it cost so much to ship to Newark? It's not that far.,"Well, it's really heavy. Of course it costs a lot to ship a full sized fridge.",1,spont,train train_spont_5032,I think I'm going to quit today. I can't be a price is right girl anymore. I want to move on to a different career path.,No one can advertise a car with their hands better than you.,1,spont,train train_spont_5033,"If you're a vampire lawyer, how do you do court during the day?",It's inside. I get there the night before and I stay inside the concrete building.,1,spont,train train_spont_5034,All of the shirts in this store kind of look the same.,"Yeah, that's our brand. That's our thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_5035,"Mr. Jasper, do you have any weed?","Wow, that's an inappropriate question to ask at a drug awareness seminar.",1,spont,train train_spont_5036,"Do you want bangs in the front and then little spikes in the back, like Kate Goslin?","I'd like all over spikes, almost like head studs.",1,spont,train train_spont_5037,You want the ham without the ham?,"Yeah, because I recently started a path towards veganism because I'm embracing my brother/sister animal friends. So I'd like to try your local specialties, but not the way you want 'em.",1,spont,train train_spont_5038,"Honey, it's time. Bruce is going to go find his wife.","Well, then let him do it, so I can finish listening to this program.",1,spont,train train_spont_5039,I almost want to google image a thimble. What's the Wifi here?,"It's, of course, Aquarium Guest 1.",1,spont,train train_spont_5040,Do you see my pecs? You see they're moist?,"You know, they're very impressive even when damp.",1,spont,train train_spont_5041,"Man, you're too good for this place. Like, you actually have talent. You need to get out of this Joe's Crab's Shack.",I have to stay here and take care of my ma.,1,spont,train train_spont_5042,Do we have the rights to all these Narnia characters?,"Aren't they in the public domain by now? Surely, they are.",1,spont,train train_spont_5043,"Chuck, you're OK with negative attention? You just want the attention?","Hey, look. If you're gonna think of me, there's no bad press, only good press. Something like that.",1,spont,train train_spont_5044,Why do you keep calling yourself my humble servant? You work for the school district.,"I am your humble servant, sir. I meant it in an old fashion way.",1,spont,train train_spont_5045,"So you're just somebody like me, waiting for your psychiatrist's diagnosis during Christmas week.","I didn't have anything else to do, I thought maybe this would be the week that I would turn a corner.",1,spont,train train_spont_5046,"You said these bibles are alphabetical. They are all written by the same people. So, these are just shelves of bibles?","Yeah, that whole section is just categorized as ""B"".",1,spont,train train_spont_5047,We should have planned this more in the car ride over.,"We also agreed time was of the essence. So we had to get on each other's shoulders, get in the car, open the sun roof, and drive over here.",1,spont,train train_spont_5048,"What happens to us, the poo spirits, when Kelly stops wearing diapers?",We're going to get so powerful. We're going to be able to control this entire place.,1,spont,train train_spont_5049,I'm hiding under the desk taping everything.,"He's always taping stuff. He's like 'hold on, I gotta press play and record at the same time.",1,spont,train train_spont_5050,But I'd seen it done in a much smaller sphere than I built. It should have worked even better. Maybe I should have gotten bigger motorcycles.,That's precisely it. And people. They should be giants.,1,spont,train train_spont_5051,Here I am. I'm singing for you.,She's singing about me I know it. I just know she's signing about me. I can tell it in her voice.,1,spont,train train_spont_5052,All I know is that my wife was making a poppet and suddenly I got shock deafness. ,OK. Please explain shock deafness to the court.,1,spont,train train_spont_5053,We moved to the cheap seats because we thought we could just chill out and talk and hang out.,"Right, and grate your cheese.",1,spont,train train_spont_5054,"Excuse me, referee, but does this happen in every dance competition?","Yes, in my lengthy career judging these things, there's been a facet of every single one that you get someone far too young to handle the responsibility and then offer them to sing whatever nation's or cartoon series' anthem they so choose.",1,spont,train train_spont_5055,"Listen, Tyler. Play it cool, man.",You said everybody was cool. I'm not trying to pretend to be no child all day long. Let's get these doughnuts and get the hell out of here.,1,spont,train train_spont_5056,You have not got much to live for besides this child in box.,That child in the box is more than I could ever hope to live for. You're an awful old man!,1,spont,train train_spont_5057,"You're always two steps ahead, Quadge.","Yeah, Quadge is Massapequin for literally two steps ahead.",1,spont,train train_spont_5058,I hope he doesn't come down here.,"You know, he looks like he's going to jump.",1,spont,train train_spont_5059,"Maybe that's the theme Mr. Thompson had going in his office. You know, like I have my World War 1 airplane room.","Yes, and that all says that it's the property of the United States of America, but it's not.",1,spont,train train_spont_5060,We just got a disturbing call from a high school principal and it seems that the jig is up.,"You mean, operation versatile? Oh, no, this goes all the way up.",1,spont,train train_spont_5061,No one's going to freeze dry that fish without me standing in the way.,"Well, suit yourself evil lady. 'Cause we're gonna shove you in there with that cocaine fish.",1,spont,train train_spont_5062,Is that why these poor fireguys always have to slide down a pole? Did you take away some kind of obvious door that leads to another set of stairs?,"Yes. And then I started doing this thing. Honestly, now that we're putting all the cards on the table, when you do fall asleep I carry each of you individually back upstairs. Because ultimately I feel bad that I did what I did.",1,spont,train train_spont_5063,I need you to just really consider your thoughts and feelings before you act on them. Other people need the computer for work.,"And also, you have to clean up the manager's office. It looks like a whole bottle of Smucker's exploded in there. Clean it up.",1,spont,train train_spont_5064,I guess I transported a lot and didn't realize it. My brain is kind of shook up.,"Well, that's understandable. I have no supernatural abilities to know what you're going through.",1,spont,train train_spont_5065,"I was going to ask you about the lab coat, but now it's all perfectly clear.","Yeah, I tell you, once you slip into one of these things, it fits like a glove and you never want to take it off.",1,spont,train train_spont_5066,"I can't believe that they didn't see that. I just checked ""wouldn't bother me"" on all of the evaluation questions. They were like: Dietary restrictions - wouldn't bother me; Miss your mom - wouldn't bother me; Dying on another planet - wouldn't bother me.",This is a grave perversion of mars base regulations.,1,spont,train train_spont_5067,Thank you for reminding me that I'm no longer married to Seal.,"It's easy to forget. I mean, you guys live in a mansion, so who knows who's in there at any given moment.",1,spont,train train_spont_5068,Am I getting paid for this family meeting?,"Yes, you will be getting paid the standard rate for this meeting that you're paid every day.",1,spont,train train_spont_5069,"I am building a piano that has a tack hammer. I am building a piano that speaks to the dead. And that's why I'm in a hurry. And I'm sorry that a piano, in and of itself, wasn't enough to let me cut the line, but apparently I've had to tell you the real truth.","What, are the dead going somewhere? I think you're just being entitled. You don't get to cut in line.",1,spont,train train_spont_5070,"We'd take coins, but they get hot.","Yeah, they'd burn up our pockets.",1,spont,train train_spont_5071,I feel like we're in a vulnerable situation. We've already lost three people up the blow hole.,"I know and that's not like the classic expression. Literally, they were sucked up the blow hole of the whale.",1,spont,train train_spont_5072,"OK, but you don't have the sticker that allows you to park in a handicapped spot.","You know, it's a funny story about them placards. We had one, and then some people stole it because they're very valuable on the street, you see.",1,spont,train train_spont_5073,"You're someone that's been following the founder's career for so long, can you tell me some of the finer points about Excelsior, just so we can know what we're talking about when we meet him?","Well, the Excelsior stuff is mostly just rumors. You probably read about it on reddit.",1,spont,train train_spont_5074,"You guys talk a lot. But this is a life drawing class. But you talk about everything, OK, I'm just making sure I get the facts.",We talk about everything while we're drawing and while we take long breaks from drawing where we're literally doing nothing but standing around and talking.,1,spont,train train_spont_5075,It's crazy busy. Must be a lot of sick people today.,Everybody's mom's dying.,1,spont,train train_spont_5076,"Yeah, you're in what we call a pear relationship. You know, it started great at the top and then got big and heavy at the bottom. All right, so you need to minimize that heaviness, all right? You need to just maybe slim it down, OK? Do you hear what I'm saying to you?",You're screaming at me.,1,spont,train train_spont_5077,"I will go out and dance if it means it will save our marriage, which has already ended but could begin again.","Adelle, it's not just going to save our marriage, it's going to save our town and probably the yelp reviews will say we're amazing.",1,spont,train train_spont_5078,"Somebody get a pie. Since Jason Biggs is here, I want to have him fuck a pie.","I want him to fuck a pie on my voicemail, so that when people call me they hear the sound of a pie being fucked.",1,spont,train train_spont_5079,Someone should try to save tic tac. I'm seeping.,I've always wanted to be a different color tic tac.,1,spont,train train_spont_5080,"Mary, what do you think? Who are you going to murder?",I'm going to murder Chuck because for at least 15 days he's been ruining all of my therapy sessions.,1,spont,train train_spont_5081,"Hey, Matern, do I ever strike you when I'm displeased with you? Because I'm about to do it now.",That was not nearly has hateful as you normally are.,1,spont,train train_spont_5082,"So, did you meet Barkhad Abdi? Academy award winner Barkhad Abdi?","He was a limousine driver, now academy award winner Barkhad Abdi.",1,spont,train train_spont_5083,I have one smooshed eye. I don't like to bring that up at work. I can't believe you brought my personal body up at work.,It's gonna help our cause.,1,spont,train train_spont_5084,"What the fuck are you doing, kid? I saw that.","Oh, you are obviously American. I apologize. This was just a demonstration. You'd really do me a solid if you could just be cool.",1,spont,train train_spont_5085,"So if you just use a bigger hammer, that'll save you wear and tare on your elbow.","OK, let me swing this around. Oh, nice, this feels good. I did have an injury so I'm just trying to up the weight and make sure I can do my job.",1,spont,train train_spont_5086,"Have you ever bagged groceries before? Even your own groceries, not even as a job, just have you ever put groceries in a bag?","I was a bagging manager, which means I rarely actually bagged myself. But yes.",1,spont,train train_spont_5087,What should we do about the moon juice poster?,Here's a key to my apartment. You can come visit the moon juice poster any time you want.,1,spont,train train_spont_5088,Let's just check in and then I'm sure you'll find that it's a wonderful hotel and that we're saving money. ,Fine. Why do they have to have this conference every year in Cedar Rapids?,1,spont,train train_spont_5089,"If you've done your research, then you know that no place has been open in Shadow Grove for 45 years.",That's right. I always make sure my electricity is pumped all the way up when I'm driving past Shadow Grove.,1,spont,train train_spont_5090,What about me? I have not tried to steal your jewels.,"Honey, if I make an exception for one, I've got to make an exception for all.",1,spont,train train_spont_5091,It took a long time to get here.,"It did, din't it? It's 3000 feet under the ground.",1,spont,train train_spont_5092,And we'll be the three concubines for Janet. The consorts.,"At different altitudes. That's right. Small, medium, large. And I'll take all three sizes of Big Mac of that.",1,spont,train train_spont_5093,I want that local high school to have a name one of these days. I understand there was as big fall out among the townspeople.,"I mean, it's only a problem when we play other teams. When we go out of the city, it's a problem.",1,spont,train train_spont_5094,"Honey, you're coughing a lot. You should use your breathing tube. You know I love you. You know our daughter is going to be turning 40. So, I'm getting a divorce.",OK. From who? And what do you mean by divorce? This sounds complicated.,1,spont,train train_spont_5095,"Josephenia, what are you doing? Why are you talking to that man?",Can't I talk with someone in private for one second?,1,spont,train train_spont_5096,The baby man isn't a mythical creature. He's just an unemployed guy.,He's just our middle brother. He's never gotten a job. We tried to prop him up with this cool story.,1,spont,train train_spont_5097,I just don't believe that a black man can hold that kind of position in government. That's all.,"But he's just a butler, not an officer.",1,spont,train train_spont_5098,"So, we should give the out of towner to the children?","Yeah, but the thing is, I think they're here for you, Dr. So, we gotta dress the out of towner up like a dentist or something.",1,spont,train train_spont_5099,"All right, gentlemen. Splish-splash, time to take a gator dive.",Can someone untie me first?,1,spont,train train_spont_5100,"I have the kind of blindness where I never got to see, so nothing makes any sense to me. Like Helen Keller blindness. In fact I can't here. I don't know if I'm being too loud right now.",I'm kind of a Stevie Wonder blindness were I'm blind but it's cool.,1,spont,train train_spont_5101,You don't even lay down to sleep?,I could die. Have you ever seen a dolphin lay down?,1,spont,train train_spont_5102,"Hi young lady, my name is Clem. I'm Doris' understudy.",He's my partner. We're getting married.,1,spont,train train_spont_5103,Well it's hard to see in the car with all the fast food boxes all over.,"It's for my podcast, you know. I'm in the biz.",1,spont,train train_spont_5104,"I don't want to be rude, but should you be eating pot roast at 11 o'clock at night?",Of course I should. Some little child outside wants the bone out of it.,1,spont,train train_spont_5105,"Well, were you attracted by the sounds of my working on this here contraption?","I did. I was thinking ""I hear something behind my back, some kind of contraption is being worked on. But I can't see anyone here.""",1,spont,train train_spont_5106,I can crack any safe. There's a museum down the street.,"Yeah, the art museum.",1,spont,train train_spont_5107,"So, Karlt, you said you made a wish?","I did make a wish. You know, I don't feel comfortable saying what my wish was, though. They say if you say it out loud it won't come true.",1,spont,train train_spont_5108,"That's real motherly of you, Carol. Just sayin'. I just, uh, I appreciate what you're doing.","Well, I would like to make a connection with you but I refuse as you requested. So leave me alone.",1,spont,train train_spont_5109,"If this show gets made it into a movie, we'll really make it in Hollywood and be famous stars.","That's right, that's everyone's dream in the theater, to make it in Hollywood.",1,spont,train train_spont_5110,Is that you Benjamin?,"Yeah, I just walked in the back, that car is raw as hell man!",1,spont,train train_spont_5111,Your kids are adopted.,That's because I have more love to give. They are special children that I chose. I didn't knock someone up if you get my meaning.,1,spont,train train_spont_5112,"If you hate America, then you're against hurting people.","I mean, my daughter wasn't even chosen to be the one to get hurt, but she offered herself as a tribute.",1,spont,train train_spont_5113,"I see two very happy, Christmas-y people, who are finally realizing they're special inside.","Hey, you know what, Sandra? Put that beard back on because you just gave us a gift.",1,spont,train train_spont_5114,"Oh, please don't tell me the office supplies have been stolen.","Yes, it was the office supplies, desk chairs and fancy fringework. ",1,spont,train train_spont_5115,"Yeah, it's like, you're not a fetus, but you're not in a grave either.","Yeah, like I'm not a grape, but I'm not a vine. Maybe I'm a raisin.",1,spont,train train_spont_5116,"I'm terribly sorry, everyone, I just had a strange vision of my future.","You were gone for a long time, man. I was slapping you for like 30 minutes.",1,spont,train train_spont_5117,How could a fire have even started at the hospital.,"Please don't tell anyone this, Pete. Mary is the one that started the fire. She was smoking on the operating table.",1,spont,train train_spont_5118,"What concert were you here for, before?",I was here for a Boys II Men concert. They were having a reunion.,1,spont,train train_spont_5119,My mother was a widow and her mother before her was a widow.,I know and they're the worst. Was that insensitive of me to say?,1,spont,train train_spont_5120,"Oh, that's good spaghetti.","Oh thank you, it's potato and sauce.",1,spont,train train_spont_5121,"Mr. Determen, I don't think I like this Troy character anymore. I think we need to put an end to these pending nuptials.",I'd be happy to poison anything you need.,1,spont,train train_spont_5122,Help me. Mr. Houston makes me wear this wig and then he makes me tell you a bunch of dumb facts that ain't true about Houston.,"You're talking about Sam Houston, the hero of The Houston War of Attrition?",1,spont,train train_spont_5123,"Alright Bob, it's up to you to assist me in this surgery.","Alright, here's your margarita anesthetic. Just drink this.",1,spont,train train_spont_5124,"Where I go, my shadow goes. That's just the deal.",It's freezing in your shadow.,1,spont,train train_spont_5125,"Yeah, I understand. Because if they find out, you'll get fired.","Yeah, I guess. I wasn't even thinking about it that way. It's just like, rules are rules.",1,spont,train train_spont_5126,"The one coin that doesn't get hot is the penny, because it's a different color than the other coins.",It's made of metal. It's a poor conductor of heat?,1,spont,train train_spont_5127,I told you man. I quit smoking three weeks ago and never felt better.,"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Mr. Braggy Pants over here. Like you're so much better than me.",1,spont,train train_spont_5128,You're dressed up like that guy from Braveheart right now. It seemed like you wanted to make a speech. Like you got half your face painted post office blue.,"That's right. Just like I do every day. Because I want to see my friends, OK? I know I don't work here. Just because I ain't getting paid like y'all, doesn't mean I don't want to be here. I'll do lots of things without pay.",1,spont,train train_spont_5129,"The judge didn't even say not guilty? It was ""sold."" That's weird. Like he was at an auction.",I think he was excited because he was given a small hammer and sometimes when you're miming something you just forget what you're saying.,1,spont,train train_spont_5130,"Hold on, hold on, I'm having a heart attack.","Oh, Benny, you know how to live.",1,spont,train train_spont_5131,"Misses, would you do us the great honor of pushing us in a car all the way to New York City?","Oh, I've been waiting to hear that my whole life.",1,spont,train train_spont_5132,What's your name? Is your name Nike?,"You know, that's happening a lot to me lately. If you want to call me Nikel, that's all you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5133,How long did Jonah live in the fucking belly of the whale?,"Let's see. In Bible times, people lived to be thousands of years old. ",1,spont,train train_spont_5134,"Speedy birth is faster, there's more time for hugs, kisses, dress ups, shit like that. But there's probably a 70/30 risk that the mom doesn't make it through birth.","Oh, I mean, let's take our chances. If you get to dress him up and parade him around more after the speedy birth. I mean, that would be worth it, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_5135,I didn't bring that staff that you bought me. It just felt kind of fucked up to have it here.,That's why a costume like mine is perfect because it's not intruding on anyone and it's also instantly recognizable.,1,spont,train train_spont_5136,"Captain, are you saying you can become the captain of this whale from the inside?","Not only am I saying it, you did too.",1,spont,train train_spont_5137,"We've talked many, many hours about pizza slices and rearranging them.",This is lovely. I wouldn't mind doing that right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_5138,"Toaster Strudel, we gotta find that rat.","I know. Not only does it sing, but it also has the keys to my car.",1,spont,train train_spont_5139,We need each other. I don't want to go it alone.,"I mean, I don't want anyone to know about my weird eyelashes. OK, so I'm in.",1,spont,train train_spont_5140,"Carol, this is absurd. You've brought so many clothes I can't carry them all, help me.","Martin, I don't want to carry a bunch of clumsy suitcases. ",1,spont,train train_spont_5141,I'm ready to go to heaven if you guys are.,"Yeah, let's all go. You go first and we'll meet you there.",1,spont,train train_spont_5142,"Alright, now we need a suggestion for a way to sneak out of a cafeteria that no one will notice, while there is a show going on.",Drunk lady behind the pillar is having stroke. That is a literal description of what is going on at the back of this room.,1,spont,train train_spont_5143,What the hell do you mean I can't run it as a story? You've just talked about time travel.,"I have this note that was pinned to my body and it said ""you already told Chuck, you can't tell anyone else"" and I don't know. I'm tired.",1,spont,train train_spont_5144,Now you know why we had seven children. Now we have nine.,You're children are reformed prisoners that asked to be in your family?,1,spont,train train_spont_5145,The Harlem Globetrotters have been beating us for a hundred years.,I know that's why this year we're going to slip laxative in their Gator-aid.,1,spont,train train_spont_5146,"What, you're not going to give me the bathroom code?",It's just that you taking one in the bathroom is just you going in there and just hanging for a while.,1,spont,train train_spont_5147,"Oh, another great day at the firehouse where we walk down from the stairs, and we can walk back up again any time we want.","Hey, can you guys keep it down, please? I'm trying to take a nap.",1,spont,train train_spont_5148,He had a bone injury recently. He was struck by a bone.,"Oh, my god. I have read about that.",1,spont,train train_spont_5149,"Your weight-in is next, Brad. I hope you're ready.",I've been waiting over here in a towel. I'm feeling pretty naked right about now.,1,spont,train train_spont_5150,"Wait a minute, I think something's up with the sleeping quarters.","Dark Crystal, you're treading on dangerous water.",1,spont,train train_spont_5151,Our daddy-master is paging me. He wants me to return something.,"Maybelline, you did not yet return Amile? It's been so long.",1,spont,train train_spont_5152,"We do want to get you guys out of this painting. We hate this painting. We which we were in the Don Quixote paintings. They're just so much less abstract, clearer. And, you know, there's a story there.",Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract.,1,spont,train train_spont_5153,"Parsi, would you please accompany me to the Lido deck? I'd like to try my hand at some cards and get a spritzer and some oysters.","That's an excellent idea. First, Miss Sapsworth, I will attend to your trunks right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_5154,"Nobody probably would have noticed them if you hadn't called attention to them. So, maybe stop doing that.","Yes, sir. I'm just hanging out with my students and talking about Nintendo 64.",1,spont,train train_spont_5155,"I am so proud of you, son.",And I am OK with you too.,1,spont,train train_spont_5156,"Dr., if you'll forgive me, I'm not familiar with you. I'm not from here. I'm just taking my children to the seaside, so they can look at the ocean and get back in the car.","Yes, do not let them in the water. The sea has claimed many children.",1,spont,train train_spont_5157,"You never said we couldn't take doughnuts home in our car, so that means we can do that.","Well, just leave some for the other guests.",1,spont,train train_spont_5158,"I had a growth spurt, and I need panties.","Yes, my daughter, you see, is twelve years old.",1,spont,train train_spont_5159,"Your husband sounds controlling to me, like the way he was offering those quarters. I get why you refused them.",That's just what the whole marriage has been. It's exhausting.,1,spont,train train_spont_5160,Do you think that he looks familiar because he kind of looks like Rodenberg?,"He does look a ton like Rodenberg. But, I feel like, didn't you go to our firehouse and try to get a job there? I feel like I remember you from a long time ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_5161,"Mr. Montgomery, can I participate in the contest too? I don't want to grow, so I don't care if my growth is stunted.","Ritchie, of course. It's a three way coffee drinking contest.",1,spont,train train_spont_5162,Shakespeare didn't write in the subtext. It was all right there in the words.,"He was like, ""Here's what I mean, dumb-dumbs; it's all spelled out for you."" ",1,spont,train train_spont_5163,"Honey, please eat up. You're wasting away to nothing.","Well, I'm so young and my metabolism is so high. I just want to look my best for this upcoming wedding day.",1,spont,train train_spont_5164,"This is my protege, Sven. He's watching me work.",I thought you were just a random intruder and I was excited.,1,spont,train train_spont_5165,"What? Well, ladies can't pray.",I'm out. Every day I wake up thinking I'm going to walk. This is exactly why. Why can't I have prayers and dreams?,1,spont,train train_spont_5166,"Guys, every time I hang out with you, I get so wasted.",That's what we do. We get drunk all the time.,1,spont,train train_spont_5167,I think I just made a souffle. ,"You had better make sure nobody yells then. If someone yells, your souffle will deflate and you don't want that.",1,spont,train train_spont_5168,"He doesn't take up that much room. He sleeps standing up in the corner of your bedroom, watching you.",You'd think the lights from his head would keep us awake.,1,spont,train train_spont_5169,"I need to atone for my sins. But before I do that, I got to get rid of this little demon.","Good news, David. All of your sins are the fault of this little demon man. Once he has purged from your soul, you will be clean as a whistle.",1,spont,train train_spont_5170,The trash industry has suffered because of the cancellation of the Olympics. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village.,"People that makes cards that are flipped over to form a pattern, they've all gone out of business.",1,spont,train train_spont_5171,Koreans think cereal is hilarious. That's a stereotype of that region.,It wasn't just the cereal. It was me taking a shit on the cereal. It was the funniest thing they'd ever seen.,1,spont,train train_spont_5172,"Margaret, come out from behind the curtain or wherever you are.",This was the only counseling your medical insurance could pay for.,1,spont,train train_spont_5173,"If I may say so, ma'am, you look beautiful.","Oh, thanks. It's probably this blasted dress. You look handsome yourself.",1,spont,train train_spont_5174,"Listen, Ms. Crimpcrumper, you're in big trouble here. But it's gonna be worse for you if you kill two federal agents. Do you understand?","OK, I think I understand. But I wasn't on planning on killing anyone.",1,spont,train train_spont_5175,"I'm just saying, sometimes I want to get out of this place and I think that Rodney could teach me.",He's an outsider and a butler-cook.,1,spont,train train_spont_5176,"Ma'am, do you mind if I write about your story in my book?","Oh, yeah. Am I going to be in the paper?",1,spont,train train_spont_5177,"Oh, my God. These are great seats for True West.",That London couple always gets the best seats.,1,spont,train train_spont_5178,"They call me Mrs. Bender now, but you knew me as a different person.","Yeah, Hot Tits.",1,spont,train train_spont_5179,You think that a lot of these people don't realize that they're at a wine tasting?,"Yes, i think so. I just don't want to get excited until I see every last person take a taste of wine.",1,spont,train train_spont_5180,"We don't have any water. Well, wait. Chucky's sweating like crazy. Would tongue sweat work?",That'll work. We'll re-hydrate this powdered medicine with tongue sweat and inject it into him. That ought to put him in in cryofreeze until we get this cocaine back to the 1980's.,1,spont,train train_spont_5181,May I help you two ladies? You seem to be in a terrible rush.,"Yes, we are looking for some sort of animal capturer. We don't know what kind of animal it is, but it's not because my home isn't clean.",1,spont,train train_spont_5182,"I don't know if I can stand behind these curtains for much longer. It just, whenever I'm behind curtains I want to cirque du soleil them. You know what I mean? I just want to dance with them.",Is it because of your time in the circus?,1,spont,train train_spont_5183,"If someone was breaking in from outside, why not take the valuable pornography collection in the pornography closet?",That's true. Some of those porns were over 20 years old.,1,spont,train train_spont_5184,"JD, do you see that skinny, dumb faced, shit turd of a father standing out next to you?","Thank God you said father, I thought you were talking about me at first.",1,spont,train train_spont_5185,"Well, here you go. One, two quarters right in your palm.","And one, two quarters from me too.",1,spont,train train_spont_5186,"So, did the bar close, Delores?","Yeah, it did. They kicked me out if you must know the truth because of my constant vomiting.",1,spont,train train_spont_5187,Well what is the family business?,"Well, we're criminals and runaways, first we ran away then we became criminals.",1,spont,train train_spont_5188,Tony looks really happy in his dream,He's licking his lips.,1,spont,train train_spont_5189,Have you ever tried to draw a hand? They's hard. ,I was just thinking of one way you could draw a hand. You know how kids make the turkeys? You could just leave it at the hand.,1,spont,train train_spont_5190,"Kurt, do you feel like you have any problems with your joints?","Yeah, I can't bend my arms or legs without immense pain.",1,spont,train train_spont_5191,The passengers keep getting up and sitting back down again. They don't know what's going on. It's hilarious.,"We should tell them that we did de-ice the plane and then as soon they sit down, tell them that we have to de-ice it again.",1,spont,train train_spont_5192,He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He's never had to work at the store.,Is that true? Mr. Sims never worked here at Quiznos? I just assumed he worked his way up through the ranks.,1,spont,train train_spont_5193,"Put these two bagels on my wrists, as if they were handcuffs and lead me outside.","Sure, they're a little wet. But, they stretch because they were only boiled.",1,spont,train train_spont_5194,"Rachel, it's now time to flush if you know what I mean.",I do. I'm going to go down to aisle 12. I'll be back in a little while.,1,spont,train train_spont_5195,I'll guess your height. Just stand against this numbered background.,But it seems like you'll just be able to read it. You'll know it.,1,spont,train train_spont_5196,"Oh, another dog got me leg.","Hey, you gotta get it back and reattach it. That prosthetic has been in the mouth of too many pups.",1,spont,train train_spont_5197,"Well, Heidi, this was another successful science fair. Although, some might say we've tampered in God's domain.",This was like Project Funway.,1,spont,train train_spont_5198,I'll hide his body.,"Thank you, Evan, you're so sweet. I appreciate that.",1,spont,train train_spont_5199,"I'll tell you what, I'll buy your fish. I just wanted to ask the young lady behind the fish counter something first.",I want 27 orders of the cod. That's what you're paying for.,1,spont,train train_spont_5200,"Yeah, yeah. I think I might have to excuse myself. I've just got a little tickle and I don't want to disturb people.",I'm confused. The air is really moist.,1,spont,train train_spont_5201,"Very well. I'm watching, you Bob.",Thank you Mr. Timmons.,1,spont,train train_spont_5202,"The only way I'm going to feel reasonable doubt is if I feel there is someone else that could have done this and as of right now, I don't feel like anyone but the husband could have done it.",I tend to agree with Micky. It's so obvious the husband did it.,1,spont,train train_spont_5203,I bet he took that computer and sold it.,"You know what? I bet he did. He probably went and sent like three more emails before he did it, just to insult us.",1,spont,train train_spont_5204,I've been waiting for this train for a while.,"Me too. Feels like I've been waiting for a lot of things for a while. Like, there's this package that seems to be taking longer to be delivered than I was told.",1,spont,train train_spont_5205,I think you bring murder-dog to grocery store.,I think you're attractive. Now we've both said things we can't unsay. Now the truth's out there.,1,spont,train train_spont_5206,I wish that everyone would stop advancing on towards us and forcing us against the wall.,We just want you to try one of the doughnuts.,1,spont,train train_spont_5207,That's exactly what I heard! That you were the 14th woman in space.,"Yeah, well, sometimes rumors are true. You want to know something? Rumors are usually based in some sort of truth. Every rumor you've ever heard.",1,spont,train train_spont_5208,"You've all come from so far and wide to wish me the happiest birthday. I think with all these wonderful presents, there's only one thing that would make me the happiest mayor on this side of the tri-county area.","Is it more votes, Mr. Mayor?",1,spont,train train_spont_5209,"I might be beautiful, but I'm not religious.","Wait, did you write that book, ""I Might Be Beautiful but I'm Not Religious"" did you?",1,spont,train train_spont_5210,"When I look into this man's eyes, I can see forgetfulness but I can see true love. I want to give you the ring that my father gave me, for you to renew your wedding vows.","Kent, thank you very much. You're a stranger whom I'm bound to forget in mere minutes time.",1,spont,train train_spont_5211,I'll write you a new check.,"Oh, he must be a millionaire to have more than one check.",1,spont,train train_spont_5212,I told you to go to a different churro stand.,I want to go to him. I told him that I was going to support his business.,1,spont,train train_spont_5213,"So this is my office, I guess. It's pretty good.",This is actually really nice. I love all the chintz. I love the purple.,1,spont,train train_spont_5214,I didn't like the boxes over here. They need to be moved over there by later today.,"Mr. Featherman, I gotta have a lunch break today, OK? I got to. I gotta eat.",1,spont,train train_spont_5215,"I once swallowed a tapeworm to lose weight, but it turns out that that doesn't actually work that way.","No, no. They just wreck havoc on your intestines.",1,spont,train train_spont_5216,Well then you're in for a treat. I write mystery books that are secretly action books.,"His mystery books are like ""what genre is it?"" You don't know until you read it.",1,spont,train train_spont_5217,Someone getting stuck in the door is a very specific example. Do you know something about what happened?,It was just an example. Maybe somebody else put them in the door and had them stick.,1,spont,train train_spont_5218,"Roger, let's just cut to the chase. What's your big announcement?","Guys, I only have 15 minutes left to live.",1,spont,train train_spont_5219,"Fuck you, Don!","You know, you go through years of seminary school and they still call you Don.",1,spont,train train_spont_5220,"Mr. and Mr. Popple, meet Jimmy.","You are her friend, Jimmy. Here's some water.",1,spont,train train_spont_5221,"Who are you? This is the largest asthma inhaler, I've ever seen.",I am an iron lung.,1,spont,train train_spont_5222,Don't you ever walk up to one of the many public apple statues and slice off a hunk of apple?,It's really a lot of work. That's why I've gotten so skinny and beautiful.,1,spont,train train_spont_5223,"That's exactly what were doing, though. Putting food in bags.","Yeah, I mean, food and also cleaning supplies. We have a few tools available. Oil for your car.",1,spont,train train_spont_5224,This is loose I wanted to be tied in tight!,If we tied you any tighter it would cut you. Do you want to be able to breathe? ,1,spont,train train_spont_5225,"You thought you recognized me, a man made of pudding? I look familiar to you?","I just couldn't place you. But now you've really opened my eyes. I can see that I was doing the wrong thing all along. You're welcome to stay here. You and the mongooses, and all these coyotes.",1,spont,train train_spont_5226,"Sweetie, I am the job. You know that, sir.","You can call me Dan, we've been married for 13 years.",1,spont,train train_spont_5227,"Oh, the LA Forum. That place is the worst.",You don't have to tell me. It's just been washed up band after washed up band. I've just been haunting them. Just giving them memories of me from when I was actually alive.,1,spont,train train_spont_5228,Does your goat have a name?,"Oh, no he doesn't. I might have to eat this guy.",1,spont,train train_spont_5229,"I got a book about lucid dreaming. What we could do for the first half of the show is be asleep, but doing stuff.","OK. So, we should go out there asleep?",1,spont,train train_spont_5230,What can we do? The people have spoken. They want digital photographs. They already exist and they've been using them for awhile.,I think we failed in marketing. I feel like we should have given away the cameras that they give away at weddings.,1,spont,train train_spont_5231,"I mean, I'm not trying to make you laugh. I'm scared.",Yeah I know. I'm a nervous laugher. I'm scared too.,1,spont,train train_spont_5232,"Don't mind that noise, it's my echo. It sneaks up on you from all corners. ",Was that echo me or you?,1,spont,train train_spont_5233,"Well, welcome back to the next class. It's a different day and we're ready to begin drawing anew. Roger, I see you're already nude, thank you.","Yeah, I mean, my rash was really acting up. And that robe been's worn by many a model.",1,spont,train train_spont_5234,"Hi, I'm Getcha Bemy. And I'm just a lady who likes to get it.","You seem important, unlike other ladies I've met here in Rome.",1,spont,train train_spont_5235,"Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears.",They are smaller than your regular ears.,1,spont,train train_spont_5236,I gotta know more about this therapist.,"You know, you don't even know. Number one, he's a fish. He's a talking fish and more of like a monkey.",1,spont,train train_spont_5237,"After Leg Cramp left, I started drinking. I used all my dollars to buy alcohol and then my life went in a bad direction.","You know they say, like attracts like. We've found a woman that is basically a blister and the irony being she can't find anything to drink.",1,spont,train train_spont_5238,"I don't think, after what we found in your jacket, anything could surprise me less than you being lonely.",Just because I have a copy of Scruples and eight yo-yo's?,1,spont,train train_spont_5239,It's Palm Springs. You're at an outdoor pool. It's pretty warm.,"Yeah, no, but it's warmer than it was before. Oof. What was in this orange juice you gave me?",1,spont,train train_spont_5240,If you go inside and run the comic book shop for a minute that would be great.,"Ok, while I'm doing that I can readjust my bulge in private,",1,spont,train train_spont_5241,Are you sure you're cut out for this man's air underwater navy?,"To be fair, when I joined, I honestly thought we were just gonna be in the air.",1,spont,train train_spont_5242,"Yeah, I will lance your boils for free.",And you're a veteran. You were captured for a while.,1,spont,train train_spont_5243,"Judith, I love you and I want to marry you so I can become a US citizen.",I love you too. That sounds so nice. I'll help you out.,1,spont,train train_spont_5244,We're actually like a Jekyll and Hyde. We're two halves of the same.,So you were hunting yourself this whole time?,1,spont,train train_spont_5245,"Listen, Cheryl, it's not fair of you to lord it over everyone that you're a time traveler and you know everyone's fate here.","But I promised not to change anything. Like, I could have said something about when Eve was tempting Adam to eat that apple. But I stayed out of it. I didn't change the course of history.",1,spont,train train_spont_5246,"Hey, have a seat. Your meal's on me today, OK?","Thanks, Bob.",1,spont,train train_spont_5247,"Well, Joshua, it's so nice to meet you. My name is Janine Roxbury.","Oh, Janine of the Roxburys! I've heard of you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5248,That was quick! You found the prostitute mother that I may or may not have murdered with my fangs.,Uh huh. She lives in Pacoima.,1,spont,train train_spont_5249,Do you think that I should deep throat on the streets?,What's wrong with you? I was going to say to go back to school and learn about and learn about Martin Luther Giraffe and Martin Luther King Jr. and Martin Luther King Jr. Jr. High School.,1,spont,train train_spont_5250,"He doesn't know we're both girls, which I guess is fine, but it seems really weird.","Yeah. Neither of us is, like, androgynous.",1,spont,train train_spont_5251,"Hey, uh, if you all need me to place my arms or legs in any particular position, you just let me know because I'm here to serve y'all.",Well I'm just enjoying your raw masculinity.,1,spont,train train_spont_5252,We can go ahead and say it's bad. It's bad to beat your wife.,"Lock him up. Even if it never lead to anything, it's just fun to say.",1,spont,train train_spont_5253,I wish you wouldn't call me babe.,"Sorry, it's just, you're a total babe.",1,spont,train train_spont_5254,I took some cues from your spy novels. I always carry a derringer in my garter.,In front of the kids?,1,spont,train train_spont_5255,"That's fair. He's older, so he should go first.",I don't like when you say it's fair. I wish you would fight more.,1,spont,train train_spont_5256,Marlene can help you with your black shirt. She'll take you right over to our evening section.,"Thank you so much, Jerry. Hi, my name is Marlene. I'll be helping you today at Tommy Bahama.",1,spont,train train_spont_5257,I did not realize I was not the only monster.,"Yeah, I mean, we're all monsters deep down, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_5258,"Usher, what a pleasure it is to be here with you at the American Music Awards.","Yeah, yeah, yeah! No doubt, not doubt. Usher 100%. Usher right here.",1,spont,train train_spont_5259,"Tim, look over there. It's Devin.",Devin is talking to the announcement lady. We have to get over there.,1,spont,train train_spont_5260,Go hide behind the curtain over there.,Are you going to saw me in half?,1,spont,train train_spont_5261,"I was an Army brat. So, I guess you could say that I've lived all over.",'Cause you was in the Army?,1,spont,train train_spont_5262,He's morphing right before our eyes.,"Watch, I can turn into anything. Hey, look at me.",1,spont,train train_spont_5263,Kill him! We'll bury him where I buried my husband.,"At this point, Ms. Charlile, I'm going to remind you that anything you say can and will be used against you, especially stuff like ""Kill him! We'll bury him next to my husband.""",1,spont,train train_spont_5264,"I'm sorry, sir. Who are you? I'm new to Shadow Grove.",I'm Joshua. I've been in Shadow Grove all my life. I expect I'll die here.,1,spont,train train_spont_5265,So that's one of the other places you can break into if you need a place to stay. You just have to keep it down a little bit when you're in the house.,I really like how you guys can just go wherever and feel like home.,1,spont,train train_spont_5266,What is she doing in there? I have a question.,"It's only been five minutes, give her a little bit of time.",1,spont,train train_spont_5267,My name is Belinda,Belinda. That's a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_5268,"Ladies, I don't know if you recognize me, but I was here about 22 years ago now.",Your Mr. Fortell! Your suit is impeccable.,1,spont,train train_spont_5269,This has made me feel heartwarmed and Charla I want to tell you that I love you more than ever.,"Mikey man, I always loved you and I know you've got some weird views, but you pay for everything and you make all the meals in this relationship. I love you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5270,"We had a car, but we put it in the river.",Mama pushed it uphill into the river.,1,spont,train train_spont_5271,You're an angel. What's heaven like?,It's like an ice cream store that never closes and is never too cold.,1,spont,train train_spont_5272,That murder was pretty cool because you got the bell house.,That's true. Maybe we could make these possessive ghost murders a selling point for the club.,1,spont,train train_spont_5273,"Nurse, she left a note. Can you read what that note says?","Oh, it says here ""Read this when you know how to read, boy. I won't name you because that would be selfish. And also, I left under my own volition and I won't be coming back. Learn to raise yourself.""",1,spont,train train_spont_5274,"I know, and I can't believe you're leaving town. But listen, I want to give you a warning.",A warning? You've never given me a warning before.,1,spont,train train_spont_5275,"Tina, I'm glad you could make it to therapy today. It looks like you've been crying, your eyes are swollen.","I was having such a good morning, and then I went into the store and I approached this woman and I was just about to sell her a Kathy Ireland pair of glasses, but then this legally blind man and the woman terrorized me emotionally.",1,spont,train train_spont_5276,Who's this one legged cop?,"She's the one I heard about, she moves so fast that she looks like she's moving slow.",1,spont,train train_spont_5277,"Hold this grenade real tight. Let me just take that out, right there.","Oh, you took the pin out there.",1,spont,train train_spont_5278,Margarittaville is always open. All the time. Come in.,OK. Table for one.,1,spont,train train_spont_5279,"They didn't see us, see I told you. I'm good for the group.",It also doesn't appear they can hear.,1,spont,train train_spont_5280,"I wanted to teach you have to drive, and it seemed like something I was into a while ago, but I'm just too busy now.","Is this because I don't have anything interesting about my haircut or the way I dress? Sorry I don't dress like you, dad. I'm sorry I'm not unique or sartorial.",1,spont,train train_spont_5281,That's what this has been about the whole time? You want to be Bass Fishing and Jackpot King?,"Of course, I want to be Bass Fishing and Jackpot King, but it hasn't been about that the whole time.",1,spont,train train_spont_5282,"Blanche, I'm afraid you're having some kind of breakdown. ",Are you going through puberty? Is your brain going through changes?,1,spont,train train_spont_5283,"We keep you on the sunny side and the nerves don't hit, do they?","It's true. If you put me in the shade, then I have nerves a plenty.",1,spont,train train_spont_5284,Welcome to Van Nuys. Who do we have here?,"My goodness. Well, my name's Calisto and she's Calista.",1,spont,train train_spont_5285,I'm starting this new wine tasting gig. I think this town could really use it.,"I know, this is a town is very uptight. We haven't been able to dance here, since 1987.",1,spont,train train_spont_5286,"Terribly sorry, I know the line is long. I don't have a terrible amount of time to treat you all today. There's a woman living at my house that I'm trying to introduce into high society, to prove that all people are the same.",Why did you say it like it's something bad? That's sweet. I wish more people would do things like that.,1,spont,train train_spont_5287,I feel cold every time Ricky talks. Anyone else?,"Yeah, I do. I get little shivers and also bumps on me.",1,spont,train train_spont_5288,"Are you being ornery on my flight, miss?",Maybe I am. It's my nature.,1,spont,train train_spont_5289,"Actual the talent is right now in my mother's large intestine, slowly working his way out.","Oh, you got that tapeworm that can juggle. I've heard of him.",1,spont,train train_spont_5290,"Kids from the inner city will also be here, so I think a fight might break out.","Definitely, hold onto your wallet.",1,spont,train train_spont_5291,"Mr. Patterson, I thought we'd do a little presidential historical field trip so we can find the basis of our book ""The President is Missing.""","I mean, Mr. President, is this the ideal place to be? As far as presidential historical places go, this is not a happy one.",1,spont,train train_spont_5292,"So, this ant farm will be a tourist attraction.","Oh, absolutely! People come to Downy for the train, but don't realize there could be so much more.",1,spont,train train_spont_5293,"Yes, I do. I mean, my wife passed years ago and I never thought I'd find anybody again and then when Rhonda came along and a spark came to life in me that I hadn't felt in years.",I was very sorry to hear about your wife. Did you get that Blu-Ray of Cubed 2 that I sent?,1,spont,train train_spont_5294,"Oh, my. It sounds like a Cormack McCarthy novel, War Road. I'm very learned.",Or a George Miller movie. I'm into pop culture.,1,spont,train train_spont_5295,She should absolutely be here in the studio. Her training never ends.,I pay her for private lessons out of my own paper money. My paper route money.,1,spont,train train_spont_5296,"Hey, what's taking so long with my drink, man? I'm fucking dry, I'm starting to sober up over here.","Sorry, sir, it's - I just need to get these sundaes out.",1,spont,train train_spont_5297,"C'mon, Rudy, let's not mince words here. I know your story. I know all your stories.","Yeah, I guess you're right, Cal.",1,spont,train train_spont_5298,"Maybe we could all sit in the hot tubs. Yeah, that might replace my ice cream craving.","Or, we could, fill the hot tubs with ice cream, and turn it into a cold tub.",1,spont,train train_spont_5299,"I happen to have some mannequins in the back of my pickup truck. We could put them into your beds, and then once your parents are asleep or meditating or whatever they're doing, you can come to Van Nuys and I can show you what the real world's really like, with feelings and emotions.","Oh yeah, and Trish and Laura can cover for us.",1,spont,train train_spont_5300,"That really hurt my feelings there, to call it just acting. What am I doing every day then, huh? Guess I'm just fucking myself in the ass.","I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way.",1,spont,train train_spont_5301,What took you so long?,I couldn't find you guys. You said you'd be in Hall F.,1,spont,train train_spont_5302,The first Port-o-Potty is only for urine.,The second one's for crapping.,1,spont,train train_spont_5303,I have 32 teeth.,"Wow, is that usual? That seems like a lot.",1,spont,train train_spont_5304,"Here's me, Donkey Kong.","It's me, give me a holler. I'm Diddy Kong, I'm Donkey Kong but smaller.",1,spont,train train_spont_5305,"There's a long line of famous actresses behind me, who have all played different queens. They're all very talented.",Why is that lady twirling her mustache?,1,spont,train train_spont_5306,You may remember Gregor from the '80s metal hair bands.,The name of his band was Hair Punk. but it was a metal band.,1,spont,train train_spont_5307,It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside?,"I didn't even know that and I took yours out. It was bigger than that, I don't know, maybe I took out more than I was supposed to then. What I took out was about the size of a football.",1,spont,train train_spont_5308,"Oh, I like the looks of some of this stuff, right? It's not bad.",Everything you see is for sale.,1,spont,train train_spont_5309,Let me ask you this seriously. Have there actually been any negative effects of not having the Olympics?,The trash industry has suffered. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village.,1,spont,train train_spont_5310,I'd give Carl a rating of 3 out of 10.,"Yeah, we've been getting a lot of bad feedback on Carl. Other than him, I assume everything else here at Friendly House was good.",1,spont,train train_spont_5311,"I have one question. You found one human bone in their chimney, but they called you to excavate this chimney. Like, maybe they thought it was a dead rat or some leaves. Do you really think it was their bone? That they killed someone?",Now why would they leave? Doesn't that imply a certain amount of guilt?,1,spont,train train_spont_5312,I forgot that I was there.,It's hard to remember. It has been three years.,1,spont,train train_spont_5313,"Craig, you are so stupid. I shouldn't have to explain every single phrase I say to you.",I'm clarifying! I want to make sure my first mission is the best one!,1,spont,train train_spont_5314,"Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it.","I could understand why you think that, but I was actually entirely silent.",1,spont,train train_spont_5315,I run it every year. It doesn't matter whose name is on it. Everybody looks to me.,That's true. I'm a fall down drunk.,1,spont,train train_spont_5316,"Kevin, as your mother, I hope I can make you proud of me out there tonight as I take on Monster Brad in the ring.","Mom, I'm always proud of you, and Monster Brad doesn't stand a chance. He's got a bum leg, and that's bound to trip him up when you give him a right hook.",1,spont,train train_spont_5317,I worry that this might kill him and I know he's your little friend.,The little tapeworm is working so hard. He hasn't been inside a human in a while to get nutrients.,1,spont,train train_spont_5318,"I know I'm just a humble blimpsman, but for this occasion, no tickets are necessary.",Christmas has come early this December.,1,spont,train train_spont_5319,What's the trouble you have with counting? It's very simple.,I just never know where to start.,1,spont,train train_spont_5320,"I'm so sorry, judge. I'll turn off my phone now.","Yeah, that's incredibly unprofessional.",1,spont,train train_spont_5321,"Yup, this is Mr. Madison's square garden.","I mean, he got the round garden, and everything's fine there. He got the triangle one, and that's fun.",1,spont,train train_spont_5322,Why it's true! And these are my children. We call ourselves the Cold Storage Kids.?,Like the famous series of books that I've been reading since childhood?,1,spont,train train_spont_5323,"Well, we've made love on television. For the first time in my life, I feel like I know who I am.",I know who you are too and now everyone knows how we both are.,1,spont,train train_spont_5324,"Peggy, I'm so glad that I married you and I'm sorry I took us to this desolate, dry place, but I don't know that we would have had this wonderful drug experience otherwise.",I completely agree with you. I'm glad we came here too.,1,spont,train train_spont_5325,I thought that your new girl had already fallen in love with you.,"Apparently, even after they fall in love with you, you have to continue to be a terrible person or else they leave you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5326,Can I tell you a secret? I'm illiterate.,"Oh, those are just little pictures on your paper instead of words. How cute!",1,spont,train train_spont_5327,"Whoa, your flipper is sticky, Mr. Penguin.","Yeah, I had to swim through the Exxon Valdiz spill to get here.",1,spont,train train_spont_5328,Is there any way you can just intimidate these people and not actually murder them?,"Oh, man. That's disappointing. We really like murdering people.",1,spont,train train_spont_5329,I don't want to share my blocks. I want to keep my blocks.,You must keep this family alive. Your brother died.,1,spont,train train_spont_5330,"Hey, I didn't want to go to this dumb camp. But now I'm intrigued.","Yeah, me too. Because I raised my hand, and I still don't know why.",1,spont,train train_spont_5331,"Tad, you're making me crazy. Stop talking.","It just, now that we're actually on the day and going to rob the bank, it feels intense.",1,spont,train train_spont_5332,"Quite honestly, I don't feel like I'm missing much. I've got a new life in here.",It's because you're always meeting new people.,1,spont,train train_spont_5333,Eventually they created refrigeration.,"Ah, so you didn't have to drink the milk all in one go anymore.",1,spont,train train_spont_5334,Have any children come up to you and asked where the baby man is? Have you told them? Where are those kids and do you have a knife?,"Oh, boy. You're like a regular Helen Thomas with all of these questions.",1,spont,train train_spont_5335,"You gotta beware of any brass instruments, specifically the trumpet, because that water will get right in the bell - that's the flare part, try to remember that - and it'll go all the way into your body.",Thank you for anticipating that I plan to cover myself in Saran Wrap so that I can still be underwater while I'm playing an instrument so that my skin doesn't get burned.,1,spont,train train_spont_5336,Do you know who we are? We're all unemployed.,"OK, you announced that like maybe you were about to be a celebrity or dignitary.",1,spont,train train_spont_5337,"But if she's not concerned, are we truly doing a good job of being a secret society?",Look at us. A secret society with a pigeon in a cage. We're hardly a secret society at all!,1,spont,train train_spont_5338,Have any children approached you about finding the baby man?,I have secretly been guiding these children to a real life adventure.,1,spont,train train_spont_5339,"This oxygen tank, it's really light.",It's actually helium. That's why it's so light.,1,spont,train train_spont_5340,Who's this creep? I feel the urge to punch him for some reason.,"I'm Eve's husband, you jerk.",1,spont,train train_spont_5341,"I have two pieces of bad news, sir.",Tell them to me alphabetically.,1,spont,train train_spont_5342,I'm working right now. I'm trying to make some money.,"Okay, I guess I'll just go back and sit in the car.",1,spont,train train_spont_5343,"It's hard to take you seriously, I can see the elastic on your beard. And also, you're so sweaty. It smells terrible in here.",I made a mistake. I went to one of those Argentinian places right before this where they just keep bringing you meat. I think I got the meat sweats.,1,spont,train train_spont_5344,"You're not missing anything, believe me Maybelline. The movies are awful.",I find that hard to believe about every movie every made.,1,spont,train train_spont_5345,"I'm sorry, please excuse me. My phone's going off.","Your ring tone is somebody whispering ""you're going to die?"" Can you turn that on vibrate?",1,spont,train train_spont_5346,"This may sound crazy. This may be coming from I don't know where, but I need to marry you.","Ohhh, they got barbecue Fritos there?",1,spont,train train_spont_5347,You said you heard this lady singing at a place. Was it the bible store?,Didn't I just tell a story about this little blonde girl that came into my bible store and freaked out at a bible and ran out?,1,spont,train train_spont_5348,I miss music. I just miss hearing music. Don't you?,I do agree with you. That was one thing I had a lot of in the woods. Concerts.,1,spont,train train_spont_5349,"Oh, so you're self published, John? I hear people are really into that.",It's the way to go. I'm my own boss.,1,spont,train train_spont_5350,"Danielle, what you doing talking to another man? I told you to get your movie and then we're leaving.","Well, I am the clerk, I mean. She does have to talk to me if she's gonna rent a movie.",1,spont,train train_spont_5351,Do you want me to come over and kill your dog?,"Yes, we need somebody to help. I know you're a vet and I just unloaded a lot of stuff on you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5352,I forgot to give you those other books with information about psychosis in them. Sorry.,"It's OK, I'm not mad.",1,spont,train train_spont_5353,"I checked in years ago, and I had all of these double cheeseburgers, and I can't seem to leave this room.","Roger, I know you're on your phone right now, but this gentlemen is a ghost. Jermaine told me he had a heart attack in the room.",1,spont,train train_spont_5354,"Did you hear that? Oh my god, that guy's nose is flapping all over the place.",He's just laying there and it's flapping in the breeze like a US flag. That guy just beat up a cop.,1,spont,train train_spont_5355,Lorielle and Maybelline probably would have never noticed that you were sitting in their ice cream shop.,It's true.You gave me the opportunity to be a mysterious old asshole.,1,spont,train train_spont_5356,"If you had to guess how many cubic feet of water she sucked up, what would you say?","You'll think I'm pretentious, but I'm going to say it was 30 cubic feet of water displaced per second by her.",1,spont,train train_spont_5357,You can see me at my desk. It's right over here.,I bet his desk is literally covered with tiny stuffed animals.,1,spont,train train_spont_5358,It seemed like you didn't have to give her your money. It seemed like she just wanted to talk.,"She did say ""this is a stick up.""",1,spont,train train_spont_5359,"Christ wasn't around in 1947, right?",Right. He was post-war. He was a Korean War God.,1,spont,train train_spont_5360,I found an abandoned wares station. I think it's the perfect place to set up our wares.,Really? That sounds so exciting. I can't wait to get it set it up.,1,spont,train train_spont_5361,"Alright, I'll give it a try. I'm going to sing like a sonic blast.","Yes, and then I'll laugh. That will attract dolphins because laughter sounds like dolphins. Then we can ride the dolphins to the shore!",1,spont,train train_spont_5362,I was told that I could come in and work at the comic book shop.,"Were you? We already have enough bulge checkers, I don't know who told you that.",1,spont,train train_spont_5363,"Yes, we're getting rid of you, Jennifer. But you're gaining a Tom and a Kent.","OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world.",1,spont,train train_spont_5364,"You know, a lot of people would say that the last place they want to be is the post office. But for you, it's the first place you want to be.",And only.,1,spont,train train_spont_5365,"Can I confide something in you, Pamst? I feel like she might be one of those human killing robots.",So you're familiar with those? If she is she's the most convincing one I've ever heard of.,1,spont,train train_spont_5366,"Vince, this is my ex-husband, John. He's a miserable failure.","This is Johnny? Oh, Betsy, he's not what I pictured. You couldn't do better than this loser?",1,spont,train train_spont_5367,"If you're ghosts, why do you have a car?",Because we died in a car. Our car is also a ghost.,1,spont,train train_spont_5368,"Sorry, I've been keeping this to myself since I ate that apple. But I'm pretty sure we're naked.","Yeah, I mentioned that when I said I didn't have pockets.",1,spont,train train_spont_5369,One can only wonder how large your contraption will be when it is finished.,"Oh, it will be quite a great deal larger than what you see before you today, sir. My goal is to build a contraption very large, large enough to carry me into the void of outer space, so that I may see what Savannah, Georgia looks like from its inky depths.",1,spont,train train_spont_5370,"Cadet, what are you doing over there?","Sir, these leaves are so beautiful. I just wanted to bury myself in them, sir. Can you see my nose sticking out, sir?",1,spont,train train_spont_5371,Great. I will make very detailed instructions on how to cook them.,"Oh, thank you Catarina. What a help you are.",1,spont,train train_spont_5372,"Well, you're very upfront about it. I like that you're a straight shooter.","That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. Shoot straight. Now, even though your memory is failing you, be sure to shoot straight with your wife. Tell her what you're thinking.",1,spont,train train_spont_5373,Being dead hurts. It never stops hurting.,Like the original Little Mermaid in Hans Christian Andersen's takes. They say every step felt like walking on scissors.,1,spont,train train_spont_5374,"Kent, we've been over this. You may not hit upon the customers, and you certainly may not grab their breasts. We don't do that.","OK, what if we look at it differently? The world is always moving, right? What if her breast actually came into my hand? Like I jump up, the Earth keeps spinning and her titties come to my fingers.",1,spont,train train_spont_5375,"The best way to join your two strengths together is if the ghost starts talking about the show and honey, you would then act out the show that he's talking about.",Why wouldn't I? My body is my instrument.,1,spont,train train_spont_5376,I need more than one doughnut.,"He's a growing boy, I mean. He needs three or four dozen doughtnuts.",1,spont,train train_spont_5377,You destroyed my family photographs.,I think we made use of them. We made them better. They are better in a collage.,1,spont,train train_spont_5378,"Thanks, Ralph. Yeah, get my good side.","You don't have a bad side, I'll tell you that.",1,spont,train train_spont_5379,I just don't want my parents knowing when our wedding will be? Is that too much to ask.,"It's definitely unorthodox, but I support you in that.",1,spont,train train_spont_5380,"Oh, Captain, I'm so glad that you're home here in Downy. My wife is gone. Grandfather is gone.","I'm so sorry for your loss, sir. My name is Albert, but you can just call me Anus.",1,spont,train train_spont_5381,"Evelyn, if this is about the elections or something and you want to be a member of the board or if there's something you're harboring, you can just let it out at Sport Club.","Why yes, those are traditional Sport Club rules. You get it off your chest and let it out.",1,spont,train train_spont_5382,"Todd, dude, you're making me laugh.","I mean, I'm not trying to make you laugh. I'm scared.",1,spont,train train_spont_5383,There's another possibility. We were going to use animatrons in some of the Epcof installations. These two just do the same thing over and over again.,You're suggesting that we chain up these two people in a box and have them perform for people?,1,spont,train train_spont_5384,"David, why are you swaddled in a blanket here on the casino floor?","My back, it's just been bothering me. It feels nice to be in bed as I walk around.",1,spont,train train_spont_5385,"They are saltwater toughys and they sell saltwater toughys, which is the problem I'm here to discuss.","I suspected you had an ulterior motive for being here, Dr. You don't normally come to this side of the beach.",1,spont,train train_spont_5386,"I'm no artist. So, maybe that won't work.",You could be at this gallery.,1,spont,train train_spont_5387,"A lot of times I like the context of a joke in terms of what period, so then I know the vernacular of what the joke is told in. ",Right. I'll keep that in mind next time I tell you a joke.,1,spont,train train_spont_5388,"Ok, I'm checking the temperature here.?",Is it cold like it's supposed to be?,1,spont,train train_spont_5389,I saw the superhero go that way!,"We didn't put a mic on you, sir. We didn't know you were going to be hopping on set.",1,spont,train train_spont_5390,"You know those Ed McMahon, like those letters that come in the mail? I mailed it in and won.",And your prize was you became the king of the Sudan?,1,spont,train train_spont_5391,That was an angel. Angels don't have sexualities.,Fine. But she had a nice rack.,1,spont,train train_spont_5392,I have the idea to build a basement on the dollhouse.,The dollhouse will be revolutionized. ,1,spont,train train_spont_5393,Is there anything to eat? The smell of this place is making me so hungry.,I went to the store and bought some frozen waffles.,1,spont,train train_spont_5394,"I'm starving, I haven't eaten since yesterday.","That's why we can't sell you the paint, ma'am. You don't even leave the store before you start eating it.",1,spont,train train_spont_5395,"So, is this it? This is my only option? There's no other person I could be with.","Yeah, you guys are pretty stuck with each other. And you need to be fruitful and multiply constantly.",1,spont,train train_spont_5396,"Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building.","Yeah but I just kinda want to hang out here, so.",1,spont,train train_spont_5397,"You can't get on the Ferris wheel without a ticket, sir.","Well, they told me I didn't need a ticket to get on the Ferris wheel. The lady told me.",1,spont,train train_spont_5398,"I just meant to stun him. I didn't mean to kill him. Oh my goodness, Bobby.","It's alright, darling, look. They're all kneeling to you. You're the queen. And look at your belly, there's something moving in there. A little Emit Brown of our own.",1,spont,train train_spont_5399,I've seen him walking around ever since like ten years ago.,"I thought he died, so maybe we see his ghost? I guess there's no point in speculating.",1,spont,train train_spont_5400,"Everyone thinks you're dead. They don't realize you're still alive back here, Mr. Houston.","Well, I live my life in the shadows. I help young boys become men and the ones that I like most become my sons.",1,spont,train train_spont_5401,"Father, the only thing I can think of for you to make amends to me, truly, is for you to sing me a song about the rules of chess.","Well, I'm not much of a singer, much less much of a composer. Here we go. I hope this will help us to reach some sort of accord, my daughter.",1,spont,train train_spont_5402,"Wow, and you got him when he was eight, too. He's getting really up there.",He was in good shape then. He's really falling apart now.,1,spont,train train_spont_5403,The t-shirt guy sounds wonderful.,We didn't even tell you about him.,1,spont,train train_spont_5404,"Oh, yes I did hear about that. Yes, we watch that because sometimes people get run over by their cars.",Not as many of those videos as I would have liked. We had our whole evening planned.,1,spont,train train_spont_5405,"Okay, so I bet if we just pop this door open - I mean, it couldn't be that there are thirty hungry zombies waiting on the other side of the door.","I doubt it. We've been in here for ten minutes, I'm sure they left.",1,spont,train train_spont_5406,"Poseidon's Delight? That sounds fantastic. He was a god, so it must be good.",Let our stomachs take the odyssey through Poseidon's Delight. We'll take it.,1,spont,train train_spont_5407,"Sorry I'm singing, I just have a sexy song in my head.",Is that what's causing your headache?,1,spont,train train_spont_5408,"OK, he didn't a bad job on purpose. I'm sure. Right, Nooky?",Yeah. I just wanted to be like you guys. Equals.,1,spont,train train_spont_5409,I'm sorry. I'm having trouble placing your accent. Where are you from?,"I'm from Cuba. I've got a classical Cuban accent. Our country has been closed off to America for awhile, so no one knows what we sound like.",1,spont,train train_spont_5410,You must be the little sister. What's your name.,"Oh, boy. No one ever really asks. My name is Felicity.",1,spont,train train_spont_5411,"They have a lot of magazines to thumb through, Doctor. I don't want you to lose your train of thought.","Joan, you know that if I start thumbing through those magazines, I'm lost. I'll get sucked in there and never come out again.",1,spont,train train_spont_5412,"New York City is so busy, Walt. I feel like if we get split up, we'll never find each other again. So, let's not get split up.",Let's not get split up ever. ,1,spont,train train_spont_5413,Like an orange chicken??,"Like a sour fruit or a turned piece of meat. She's got some spark in her. The other one is a people pleaser, a nurturer. I'm into it.",1,spont,train train_spont_5414,"Yeah, it seems like a face hole! But, I'm just saying, maybe that's a mouth hole.","All right, I'll try it the other way around, but I don't like my chances, y'all.",1,spont,train train_spont_5415,"Yes, we used a government discount to purchase these tickets.",We have an account with....I'm not supposed to say. It's an agency.,1,spont,train train_spont_5416,"I never put it together, I still haven't.","What, that Elle and Dakota are sisters, we're four, we're quadruplets, we're four twins.",1,spont,train train_spont_5417,"Oh, I live here. Welcome to my home.","Oh. Well, do you mind if I build a sandwich store in here?",1,spont,train train_spont_5418,What do you say? Are we going to sign this kid?,"Yeah, sign him. I don't care. I'm almost 100% deaf.",1,spont,train train_spont_5419,Please don't tell my boss you're helping me.,"Oh, I won't, trust me. I always am down to stick it to the man.",1,spont,train train_spont_5420,"OK, I will give you $600 for this blender if it is really that silent. I know it's only $100, but I wanted to thank you and show my appreciation.",Don't thank me until you have this milkshake that I just made while were were talking. You didn't even hear it.,1,spont,train train_spont_5421,"Emeril, we're glad we ran into you here because we were thinking of starting our own restaurant. It's going to be barbershop themed.","Yeah, you'll sit in a barber's chair to eat.",1,spont,train train_spont_5422,"Oh, Demitrius, I love this restaurant. I think this is just so romantic.","I'm a little scared. It's quite dark in here. The candles are all very melted and yet, they are still on.",1,spont,train train_spont_5423,I was just walking by on my way to the food court and I thought I'd come in the store. I need some new shirts.,Do you want something tan or cream? Those are the only colors we sell.,1,spont,train train_spont_5424,"When you say the apples aren't that great, that it makes me want to eat one.","They're Macintosh apples. If they were Pink Ladies or Gala, I'd say you were missing out.",1,spont,train train_spont_5425,"Oh mom, it's so good to see you.",It's good to see you. You should call more.,1,spont,train train_spont_5426,You are 19 years old which only makes you a year and a half older than I am plus you don't have these awesome pajamas.,"Well, you are 17 and a half and you shouldn't be wearing kids pajamas anymore, they look absolutely ridiculous.",1,spont,train train_spont_5427,"Sam Houston was the hero of the battle of Houston. He was thought to have died in that battle, but many say they feel as if he escaped and has changed his name several times all the while looking merely 15 years old.",Much like Hitler in South America.,1,spont,train train_spont_5428,"Oh no, your boner. It's escaping.",It's tap dancing across the breakfast table.,1,spont,train train_spont_5429,"Joshua, how are you doing over there sweetheart?",I'm good. I'm young and 45 years old. I feel right in the prime of life.,1,spont,train train_spont_5430,"Miss Belinda, are they disturbing you at all?","Oh, no. My own children didn't come so it's nice to have this lovely couple here.",1,spont,train train_spont_5431,"All I know is that I was on a whale watching expedition with my husband and my children, and now I'm stuck in a whale belly.","Well, when you go on Captain Starr's whale watching expedition, you never know what's going to happen. We hit a storm, OK? When you hit a storm, sometimes a wave can push you in different directions. This just happens to be the direction we went in.",1,spont,train train_spont_5432,I see these dead English people on the floor. I can tell they're English by their fancy dress.,Maybe we can donate them to the meat market.,1,spont,train train_spont_5433,"I haven't been able to please you in bed for years, and I just wanted tonight to be better. I wanted tonight to be the night where I got you your favorite colored snack, chocolate covered strawberries with milk chocolate and white chocolate. A mixture of the two.",Tan chocolate and caramel. You were going to go to the Trader Joe's to get those for me?,1,spont,train train_spont_5434,"Oh, here, let me give you this Theraflu bottle.","Oh no, I'm deathly allergic to Theraflu.",1,spont,train train_spont_5435,I'm gonna go 'cause I have a dog and I should probably get back to him anyway.,Alright. I'll buy you a sandwich before you go.,1,spont,train train_spont_5436,You sound like you are bargaining with me.,Well why wouldn't I be. I want the best deal possible.,1,spont,train train_spont_5437,"Okay, it's 11:42.","Hey. I'm early. Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. I think I'm in love with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5438,I got all kinds of emphysema going on.,"But, also, I think the spirit of the Lord is just heavy in some people.",1,spont,train train_spont_5439,"Jeremy, what was in that sauce that you tried? You're acting all funny.",You're the one who gave it to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_5440,I haven't broken eye contact.,"You haven't, it's remarkable. I've been trying to look away but I cant.",1,spont,train train_spont_5441,"Well, you know who you have to please is Mary Sue.",OK. I'll please Mary Sue. I'll tell her that she looks very developed.,1,spont,train train_spont_5442,"He was brave, and that's the point. That's what I'm going to be.","You be brave, my son. Brave as any folksy cannibal or tiny toaster. Very well. Everybody, pack up your shit, and get out of my bedroom. We're going to America!",1,spont,train train_spont_5443,"I am willing to meet you halfway with this, Mr Attorney General. My assistant stays in the courtroom, and I'll stay focused on the trial.","But now, look, I don't want you do any of that stand up. Even if the gallery asked for it, you gotta stay right on track. Just do judge stuff, son.",1,spont,train train_spont_5444,What a weird movie that was.,I can't believe it won 12 Academy Awards.,1,spont,train train_spont_5445,"Look at this. Most of these are dummy buttons. There's like three buttons that actually do stuff for the ship. And all the buttons that actually do things, they're all different colors.",Can we just put this right in the cockpit today and get this ship into outer space?,1,spont,train train_spont_5446,That's cool. You got me a moon juice poster.,"I had this already. It's just a coincidence that I noticed you like moon juice, but you can have it.",1,spont,train train_spont_5447,"Alright, listen up, scum. This isn't my idea. It's the warden's idea. We're going to do a brunch. It's going to be for a solid month. We're going to try it for a solid month and see if it works out. If it doesn't work out, though, we're closing it down.",Bottomless jail mimosas! I'm sure it's gonna work. What could possible go wrong?,1,spont,train train_spont_5448,"Well, I'm sorry that you had a three way with this man and lost your friend in middle school.","Oh, you do kind of get it, but it was much later that we were married, not middle school.",1,spont,train train_spont_5449,"I put them on a piece of paper, but then the paper got sweaty. The ink ran down and it all became just a dot.",That's an occurrence all too common in Orlando.,1,spont,train train_spont_5450,"Excuse me, stewardess, I fell asleep for awhile.","Yeah, you did. You snore really loudly.",1,spont,train train_spont_5451,"This girl, Vera is just doing a Weird Al on it.","Legally, it's parody, but scientifically, it's harrasy.",1,spont,train train_spont_5452,"I'm trying to just say things that seem like they're in the zeitgeist, but I'm trying not to give too many details.","When someone else walks by that's wearing a costume, ask them what they are cosplaying as.",1,spont,train train_spont_5453,"Look if you want to end up in the pen, like me. Then keep smoking your cigs. Keep doing your ganja. Keep snorting all the coke you snort in between class periods.",OK. Thank you. Does anyone have any questions for Mr. Jasper.,1,spont,train train_spont_5454,"No, I - this was... to try and have a nice dinner in the tank, I can see it's obviously a lot of fun for the people watching us - out there - they seem to be really enjoying the fact that no matter how many times I spin the salad, it will not get dry.","But, you know what? It's a good experiment because no everyone can see that a salad spinner will not work underwater. Like, even though it will function, it will not dry the salad because it's in water.",1,spont,train train_spont_5455,"Hey, do you have that book about throwing shit away?","Well, this is a bible store, but weirdly, yes I do have it.",1,spont,train train_spont_5456,"OK, damn Tony, I see you don't care about my honor no more and my feelings.","Honestly, I only brought you on this trip because I didn't want to come alone. You weren't my first choice. I asked Angela, I asked Sheila, I asked Molly, I asked Megan. I asked Angela's little sister Angie. I asked Teresa.",1,spont,train train_spont_5457,Can you imagine if anyone started boxing in here?,"Oh, the savagery. ",1,spont,train train_spont_5458,"We're on a date, actually.",Excuse me? This is a medical hospital.,1,spont,train train_spont_5459,"Now, what were you going to say about hip hop?","It's the greatest. If hip hop and jazz were to meet up, it would be even better.",1,spont,train train_spont_5460,"Your job is delivering the mail, obviously, but also, is to be a rock, for your siblings. Your siblings, they look to you. You know, all of your siblings are dealing with substance abuse problems.","Oh, yeah. I'm the only one.",1,spont,train train_spont_5461,You're a great boss. I love when you give us these days off from work.,"Well, it's important. Garfield means a lot to people and Jim Davis, even more so.",1,spont,train train_spont_5462,"I know you feel very put upon, that you do all the work and nobody does anything. And one time somebody said you tried to sweep up blood with a broom.",And a dustpan. I'm not an idiot.,1,spont,train train_spont_5463,Be happy. You're up on top like you wanted. You got that beautiful view of the river.,It is beautiful but how am I supposed to enjoy it when I'm puking all of the damn time?,1,spont,train train_spont_5464,Do I look more like Snoop Dogg again instead of Biggie Smalls?,"Well, you're sort of in the middle. Right now you're at a Jay-Z level.",1,spont,train train_spont_5465,I just love that you're so tough. And now I want to make you my maid of honor.,I'm absolutely in. Thank you so much. I don't have any friends so this is like a dream come true.,1,spont,train train_spont_5466,How far down did you move me in the lineup?,This may have been an accident on my part. I've got you first and last.,1,spont,train train_spont_5467,"Well, for what it's worth, Rudy is a great guy. We used to work together. So, I hope you take that into account when you're judging him.","Oh, I definitely will. I just want to make sure that you're getting the accurate service you need.",1,spont,train train_spont_5468,There's nothing I like more than being in a big room with all of these people.,Just wait until you get home and you get really sick.,1,spont,train train_spont_5469,"Yes, as a leading man in the Paris Theater Company, the rules state that he wants what he wants and he gets what he gets.","We are using Parisian rules, after all.",1,spont,train train_spont_5470,I've printed out the Wikipedia page for the town we live in. Maybe we can have Roger read that.,"OK. Do you think Roger will go for it? I mean, it sounds like it will work to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_5471,"Yeah, well, you can't control genetics. You know?",I can. You could have stepped into my booth. Now you're stuck with a lobster child.,1,spont,train train_spont_5472,"Wait a minute, are you telling me the Kay that is selling pianos is the actual Kay that used to work here?","Again, she used to work here. But it's just a coincidence that her name is Kay. She did not found Kay Jewelers.",1,spont,train train_spont_5473,"Here, I have a purse full off Starbucks napkins.",There's literally nothing else in her purse.,1,spont,train train_spont_5474,We have snacks here at Home Depot. You could have one of those.,"Too many calories. I want the paint. I want the paint, I'm hungry. Hey, you want to come over and have some paint with me?",1,spont,train train_spont_5475,"Ruth, it gladdens my heart to hear you say such a thing. And, to say ye all instead of you all is so biblical","You're fucking right, Mamma. It just had to be said. These people are out of control.",1,spont,train train_spont_5476,I don't care about my phone. I'm watching the new Will & Grace.,"Well, it was going off. Don't you think you should check it?",1,spont,train train_spont_5477,If you open up the box that's in front of you. You will see it contains some cooking equipment.,"That's amazing, it's really got everything we need and a little more!",1,spont,train train_spont_5478,I'm done building the house.,It's beautiful and so small.,1,spont,train train_spont_5479,Does your diary ever tell you to do things?,"Yes, I talk to it. I also talk to inky the pen.",1,spont,train train_spont_5480,"Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. Or marriage was predestined.",Being predestined doesn't mean it didn't happen. That it's not real. I almost love you.,1,spont,train train_spont_5481,"That's a good, thick card stock.","Yeah, I printed it up on my home computer.",1,spont,train train_spont_5482,"I was just walking by to get to the amusement park and I saw a sign that said ""typist wanted."" And I thought finally I can use my hands for more than just sorting condiments for four dumb idiots.","When you say ""four dumb idiots"" I'm glad you are including our pet tapeworm Rubber Band, because he is part of this family and you're not.",1,spont,train train_spont_5483,Here we are. Beer? It's a little powdery.,"Thank you. Hold on, let me open the door.",1,spont,train train_spont_5484,It's about time. I've been waiting for these bullets for 14 days.,"OK. Look, I'm sorry. Rations are running low and it's so fucking cold.",1,spont,train train_spont_5485,You guys are dressed great!,Thank's we went to the gucci store and picked out the best window washer outfits money can buy.,1,spont,train train_spont_5486,"I want to play. Me sir, right here in the red dress.","Ah, the young lady who smells faintly like pancakes.",1,spont,train train_spont_5487,You guys can't tell anyone you know where fairies come from.,We can tell the secret to the book and then it will be in the book and then no one will know it except us.,1,spont,train train_spont_5488,I've gotta meticulously tune all my drums a go through the works of Ayn Rand before the show.,"Of course you do. I'll tell you what, you just leave it to us, Neil. We'll take care of this ghost for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5489,Can I tell you why I'm where a designer suit?,I'd love to know. I figured you have a meeting or some sort of job.,1,spont,train train_spont_5490,Are you just saying pussy while pointing to your vagina?,Pussy. This is what it is. It's a pussy.,1,spont,train train_spont_5491,"Roger, can you just sort of flex your thigh just a little further?","Alright, let me see if I can isolate that muscle. Oh yeah, there it is.",1,spont,train train_spont_5492,"Father, I refuse to be in the throws of love with anyone other than Larissa. I denounce this program and I will not perform.","Son, I'm happy that you had a sex act on television for love and that you refuse to be a part of this.",1,spont,train train_spont_5493,"Ma'am, you have so many sugary cereals. I feel like you should eat Grape Nuts or Kashi, but you really go for it.","Once I got dentures, I was like, fuck it!",1,spont,train train_spont_5494,"I had three dogs. One at the other two. He tried to get me, but he got my husband, may he rest. I'm single, is what I'm getting at.","Oh, one step at a time. Is this murderous dog still in your home?",1,spont,train train_spont_5495,"Excuse me, ma'am, my manager told me that I can't sell you this paint in good faith because you've come back for more every day.","I'm starving, I haven't eaten since yesterday.",1,spont,train train_spont_5496,"The doctor said my heart was too big. It was a joke heart. I guess it was a ""you had to be there"" situation. You're sweet to laugh.","Oh, sweety, you'll get laughter from me even if it's fake.",1,spont,train train_spont_5497,Remember Suedeface's very first time doing the hayride?,"Of course, I remember. I've tried to forget, but it still haunts me.",1,spont,train train_spont_5498,"I kind of feel like you're the one who brought the counter into the house, so maybe it's your fault.","Hey, old lady, stay out of this.",1,spont,train train_spont_5499,"Mom, that was really rude of you to steal our thunder. We were graduating from kindergarten when you went into your coma.","Yeah, we had to do itsy, bitsy spider in front of strangers.",1,spont,train train_spont_5500,"Lad, no wonder you're spending more time at your house than at mine.","Well, that was our arrangement. I have a private life where on the days you're not around, you don't know what happens. Then when you do arrive, I pretend like I was just working.",1,spont,train train_spont_5501,"Shelly, maybe I should follow my heart and do stand up comedy.","If that means leaving, you should do that. I just hate to see you leave.",1,spont,train train_spont_5502,"Alright, I appreciate it Pinky. What we're going to do is move this stack over to that stack. To kill time, I guess.","Man, you really have a good mind for math.",1,spont,train train_spont_5503,I'm so exhausted from this whole lifestyle. I've turned my back on everyone I care about. I'm very lonely.,Your Amazon Prime must be off the hook. You have so much stuff.,1,spont,train train_spont_5504,"Excuse me, are you open?","Yes, Margarittaville is always open. All the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_5505,"Sweetie, I think I can hear them in there. Am I using the right side of the cup?",I don't know side of the cup is right on the wrong side of the tracks.,1,spont,train train_spont_5506,"They are ghost cookies. So, obviously they are just left over from Halloween.",It's like I'm eating the ghost of a cookie because the flavor's gone to heaven.,1,spont,train train_spont_5507,Why do we even have roads if people are just going to throw shit on them?,"Right, we don't deserve roads. They shouldn't be treated like this.",1,spont,train train_spont_5508,"There are just a few rules, if you just scan the small print. It'll probably help you keep track of the kookiness that ensues.","It's really hard to read. It says ""Here, read these to keep tack of the kookiness that ensues. Drink this powder. Don't add any water. You want it as dry as possible. You want it to literally dry out your insides as you drink/chew on it. Please enjoy. Your life is about to get complicated.""",1,spont,train train_spont_5509,"I just wanted to make sure you and I would still have plenty of ""us"" time, what with these new friends joining us and so forth.","Oh, no, of course I will make the time. You know, it's just that I'm busy with this, that, and t'other.",1,spont,train train_spont_5510,"Skip, right now you're a minor league manager. Your path to the comissionership is going to be real tough.","I'll admit, I got a long way to go. But you know what? Maybe you could help me, Art. You could put something in that guy's flask.",1,spont,train train_spont_5511,"You don't mind that the creep, Bill Clinton, is staring at you like that?",My name is President Eminence.,1,spont,train train_spont_5512,"Oh, I just got my period. None of these guys can know or they'll find out I'm not pregnant and I don't deserve the money. How am I gonna deal with this?",What smells like iron in here?,1,spont,train train_spont_5513,"Yeah, I heard she fell into the Grand Canyon. I heard she was torn apart by two coyotes.","Oh, well, I kinda hope it's true. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry.",1,spont,train train_spont_5514,You're gonna start living your life.,I want to live. I don't want to die alone.,1,spont,train train_spont_5515,I want to do it! Oh I didn't realize they were false teeth. I feel dumb for bringing these pliers.,Never feel dumb for bringing pliers to any situation. That's the one thing I want you to remember from Greg's.,1,spont,train train_spont_5516,"Alright, I'm not going to like toughing out being with Daniel. This fucking guy is the worst.",I can't stand him either. Get a load of this: he chopped some wood.,1,spont,train train_spont_5517,Is that Gatorade in that bottle or your pee?,"I'd love to tell you one or the other, but at this point, it's a bit of both.",1,spont,train train_spont_5518,"Donna, at some point, you're going to have to tell Chuck that years ago he was replaced with a robotic camera.",Sure. Here's the thing. I've been having a real crisis of confidence for the past few years. I don't think today should really be the day to overcome that crisis.,1,spont,train train_spont_5519,All these kids have speech impediments.,That's why their parents signed them up for the sport of fencing.,1,spont,train train_spont_5520,"So what's a couple minutes, you know? Some people spend their whole lives and they don't do a thing. We can spend the rest of our lives, a minute or whatever it may be until we run out of oxygen here one the moon, living to our full potential.","I mean, it's true. We did travel to the moon - that's a big one. I never have played with a cat, much less on the moon with an attractive woman.",1,spont,train train_spont_5521,I earned the trust of all of the rich people who live here and the ten poor people.,"To be frank, sir, even the poor people have better houses than I do.",1,spont,train train_spont_5522,"He doesn't even know what he did wrong. What do you think you did, Richard?",I relabeled all the table numbers different numbers so the hostesses got confused.,1,spont,train train_spont_5523,"Can I ask a question? What exactly is a ""spy company?""",It's a company that basically does surveillance. Ours is called Bender Surveillance.,1,spont,train train_spont_5524,"Thank you, Rick. It's always nice to meet a fan.","I'll do my best for you, David.",1,spont,train train_spont_5525,"Oh, the kids are across the street at the ice cream shop.",You know I don't like when they eat ice cream. It makes them fat.,1,spont,train train_spont_5526,"Brent's dad, where did Brent and the girls go? We're locked in the Disney vault.",Just you and me? Me and Jerry Disney? This is exciting!,1,spont,train train_spont_5527,"Uncle Nick's here, I'd know that voice anywhere.","Uncle Nick, are Trish and Laura with you? I love when the Nolte's come over.",1,spont,train train_spont_5528,"We live in one house, that we can't seem to leave all the time. But we can leave for short periods and we can sort of appear other places, you know.",It must be nice to have a place where you can just be messy and do whatever to your towels.,1,spont,train train_spont_5529,I object. I went to college with Daryl and he's a real lady's man and I don't think he should be getting married. He's one of the greatest lady's men of all time. I'm sad to see him settling down.,"Thanks, Ted. I get what you're doing. You're just giving me a hard time. He isn't serious.",1,spont,train train_spont_5530,It would be so cool if the line cooks cooked for us tonight at the party.,That's what everyone loves doing when they are being celebrated. They like doing their jobs in a different environment.,1,spont,train train_spont_5531,"Of course, Prince is alive in 2015. What are you talking about?",I'm just kidding. He's fine. He stays fine.,1,spont,train train_spont_5532,"We call upon these spirits to just, uh, be here. OK?","Who summons me from the great beyond? Oh look, there's another ghost.",1,spont,train train_spont_5533,"Alfred, I've already moved my things into your home.","I didn't get a chance to, so you're going to have to take those things out when I go back home tonight and move my things.",1,spont,train train_spont_5534,Somebody get a shark wrangler in here.,"Everyone just settle down. As the mayor of Universal City, I'm sure everything here is gonna be fine. Let's just all continue about our day.",1,spont,train train_spont_5535,Please stop calling me nut balls. It's so demeaning.,It's all I think of when I look at you. Your bookkeeping is a mess. It just makes me think this guy's nut balls!,1,spont,train train_spont_5536,"Honey, why don't you take the day off? I can't stand to see you going down to that amusement park every day being a lawyer. It seems to be killing you.","Sweetie, I am the job. You know that, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_5537,"So, Dick, what you're telling me is were just so concerned with microbial diseases that you lost your job and ended up here in this dive bar.","Yeah, I better have another drink. Thinking about this really gets me down. This is not the way I wanted to ring in the new year.",1,spont,train train_spont_5538,"You mean you want to put me, Chuck in front of the camera?","That's right, Chuck. This is your chance to shine.",1,spont,train train_spont_5539,I believe the Humpback Arena was named after the hunchback of Notre Dame.,"That's correct. It's kind of considered a rude and insensitive name now, but it still works.",1,spont,train train_spont_5540,Ah you have almost completed your life cycle.,What are you saying? Is that some clever way of calling me old?,1,spont,train train_spont_5541,My dad's selling me off. That's why I'm here.,"Oh, well, we're orphans. That's why we're here. No one wants us. Your reason is a lot worse.",1,spont,train train_spont_5542,"You will end up looking like you have been moving, yes.",Sounds like sex with my husband.,1,spont,train train_spont_5543,I've never seen that phone before. Is that a burner phone?,Why would I have burner phone? I'm certainly not carrying on a secret business behind everyone's back to drain the finances of our family business.,1,spont,train train_spont_5544,That's a terrible story. Why do the pigs die?,Because the wolf ate 'em. That's the natural order of things. You'll understand when you're older.,1,spont,train train_spont_5545,I have to tie this string pretty tightly around that doorknob.,"Yes, and it can't be that sort of door that opens in.",1,spont,train train_spont_5546,"Marcus, I need you. You're supposed to be teaching archery, and we already lost one camp counselor. And two kids already drowned.","It's only the second day of camp, what do you mean two kids already drowned?",1,spont,train train_spont_5547,"You want these keys, don't you?","Toaster Strudel, quit dancing and get him.",1,spont,train train_spont_5548,"Boys, now when you get to your little logging job, I made you some sandwiches and a little bit of cider. You boys make sure you be careful around them logging machines, alright?","Mama, we're professional loggers. Oh, mama! There's blood on your chin.",1,spont,train train_spont_5549,"Soon he'll be fucking, but not yet. Fucking pussy.",Are you just saying pussy while pointing to your vagina?,1,spont,train train_spont_5550,"No need for the introduction Dr. Neidermeyer, your reputation proceeds you.","You got one of those things out in front of your office, where you can put your head through and you look like a big tooth.",1,spont,train train_spont_5551,"Pussibly. Yeah, I like that.?","Oh, well, that could get me into a bit of trouble, but, it's what you like, so, Maria no more, Pussibly you shall be.",1,spont,train train_spont_5552,Is James Sicking from Wisconsin? I thought he was from Canada.,"He's Canadian. Wisconsin's almost like a little Canada, though.",1,spont,train train_spont_5553,I feel like I have a connection with you. This is the longest I've ever gotten my haircut with a certain person.,"Yeah, I know. I've been cutting your hair for 92 minutes.",1,spont,train train_spont_5554,"Yes, I hate the prophecy. Wait, it says he will turn against me, but it doesn't say anything about why. What if we prevent him from meeting his actual birth parents?","Well, that would have been smart. We should have come up with that before I went on the internet to find them.",1,spont,train train_spont_5555,I'm taking the computer and I'm going to watch a movie.,Are you gonna use the disk drive of the computer?,1,spont,train train_spont_5556,We will take this kid.,"OK, he is three. He's hardly been worked at all, he is almost completely new!",1,spont,train train_spont_5557,"You seem uncomfortable, It looks like you still have to take that dump.","No it's not that, I put ice in my pants to try and turn myself into a scientist and I'm really uncomfortable.",1,spont,train train_spont_5558,Making people die is the reason there are dogs in this world.,That's it! We figured it out. Let's go find a dog.,1,spont,train train_spont_5559,"I want revenge. If people want to call me Willy Wonka, I want to be Willy Wonka. I want a hotel that I can put people through a series of tests. ","All right, so, I'm pretty backed. It's 1982 now. I can get you to that hotel in 2001.",1,spont,train train_spont_5560,"Sweetheart, do you mind if I sit on the couch with you, while you read me People magazine?","Of course. When no one else is here, we are equals.",1,spont,train train_spont_5561,Wow. I wish I was that smooth with my date. Wow.,Your date is a very beautiful woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_5562,"What do you think, honey? Some of this art is pretty good, right?","I mean, I think it would be the perfect souvenir, to take home one of these pieces.",1,spont,train train_spont_5563,"You can see my ghost writer? What is it about Charleston, South Carolina?",Black people can see ghosts.,1,spont,train train_spont_5564,"It looks kind of empty, kind of like its the last sizzler.",I mean it only looks empty because we are the only ones in here. You know it's funny Sizzler put all their pennies and dimes that they had left after the economy collapsed in 2018.,1,spont,train train_spont_5565,We are gathered here today and to celebrate the marriage of you and you. Does anyone have any objections? Please speak now.,"Yeah, I've got an objection. I went to college with Daryl and he's a real lady's man and I don't think he should be getting married. He's one of the greatest lady's men of all time. I'm sad to see him settling down.",1,spont,train train_spont_5566,"Here we are, this is your room.",Why is there a black wreath on the door? Did someone die in this room?,1,spont,train train_spont_5567,"When i think of a sleeve, I think of the thing that an apple pie comes in.",That's a shute. It's an apple pie shute.,1,spont,train train_spont_5568,I haven't put any snow chains on the tires yet.,"It's not that bad. I mean, it's snowing a lot. But it's not that bad. They say it's the worst blizzard in years but, it's not that bad.",1,spont,train train_spont_5569,"James, it's so good to hear your voice! How's your leg? The last time we talked, it was pretty banged up.","It's doing really good. It's still attached. Well, it's hanging by a thread, but through the Lord's will and grace, which is also a great television series, I still have a leg that's kind of on there. Praise Jesus!",1,spont,train train_spont_5570,I think that you should sit this one out. Let your understudy take the part.,What? Let her take it? She looks like she has feet for hands!,1,spont,train train_spont_5571,"Hey Rook, I'm going to drive down to the burn site to see if I can pick up any evidence. Do you want to come with?","Oh, of course. I ain't never seen a case before. I've just been figuring out how my desk works all this time.",1,spont,train train_spont_5572,"Now that they're gone, Mario, I have to tell you. This guy, this Crocodear, with his so many honeymoons. He betrayed the sanctity of marriage.?",It is in an insult to the church and to a woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_5573,"You two made another call to Radio Disney. What are you trying to pull here, cracker jacks?",There's nothing going on. We called Radio Disney because our cousin works there.,1,spont,train train_spont_5574,"You get that we're weird, crazy people, right?",I'm smoking four cigars right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_5575,"If we were in the breakroom for a five minute meeting and there was only one chicken cutlet left, but there's five of us in the room. What are you going to do?",I would cut the chicken cutlet into five pieces.,1,spont,train train_spont_5576,"Hey, old lady, you should really lock your door.","Evan, please don't walk into this house with that sort of energy.",1,spont,train train_spont_5577,"After all that hubbub and commotion, you just wanted two lemonades?","It was about order, it wasn't about what I was ordering. I wasn't ordering anything complicated but y'all were first, y'all had to go first.",1,spont,train train_spont_5578,It's so paper thin I can't even see it. Am I holding it?,Yes. It goes on a sandwich because a sandwich is things you slice.,1,spont,train train_spont_5579,"Annette, listen, I'm shipping off. Gotta go fight for freedom.","Baby, you're so brave. I'm going to miss you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5580,I want to win over this lady's heart towards children by being a shining example.,"It will probably happen. Although, she couldn't keep a husband for a day.",1,spont,train train_spont_5581,Is Gayle leaving the room for a second?,Could you just stay above the table? I'm uncomfortable with you being down there.,1,spont,train train_spont_5582,I'm fresh out of Molly. Do you want any shrooms?,"Oh, I've never done shrooms before. But, yeah, absolutely! Give me all you have.",1,spont,train train_spont_5583,"Well, you know, the city is over a hundred and fifty years old. I should know, because I'm the treasurer of this stupid city.",I can't believe you have to wait in line to see the doctor with how important you are.,1,spont,train train_spont_5584,"I'm a ghost now. I swallowed that water bottled filled with glass. It did the job. It hurt, very bad.",I'm not going to lie. This is not the first potential date I've had that killed himself.,1,spont,train train_spont_5585,"Well, it seems to me what you need to do is dance.","Talking about dancing, this week's action is brought to you by Dancing With the Stars, Sundays on ABS.",1,spont,train train_spont_5586,"Oh, no! She's coming! Do you think she's going to know that we're perps?",I don't know. Let's hope she doesn't. Let's act like we're not perps.,1,spont,train train_spont_5587,It's not that big of a plane. How can you be so out of breath?,"The pilot was getting attacked by these two giants and I saw back here that there was as water breach, so I had to run back and forth.",1,spont,train train_spont_5588,"Oh, I know who you are. I'm one of those girls that follows sports. You play basketball.","That's awesome. Let me explain to you why I'm here. We usually have our New Jersey Nets reunions in this same multipurpose room. So I showed up, but I think it's tomorrow.",1,spont,train train_spont_5589,"Please, Sherry, give me just one second. I just sent an email to myself to talk to customer.",I need you to just really consider your thoughts and feelings before you act on them. Other people need the computer for work.,1,spont,train train_spont_5590,"I'm here too, Sven!","Aww, Grandpa, c'mon. How'd you get out of your home?",1,spont,train train_spont_5591,He's one of a kind. He's the most intelligent tapeworm I've ever encountered.,And he seems to be getting longer and longer.,1,spont,train train_spont_5592,"Wait, they give you cups of coffee when you make it to the major leagues?","Yeah, rook, that's what happens. You get a cup of coffee. And if you can't stand the heat you're sent right back down to the minors.",1,spont,train train_spont_5593,Are you absorbing all the water at Disney on purpose?,I am I want all the water in Disney for myself. I'm opening my own water park and it's very expensive to get running water in there.,1,spont,train train_spont_5594,"Hey, have any of you guys heard of a famous saxophone player coming through this town by the name of Trumpet Davis?",Trumpet Davis! Of course we've heard of him. He's been playing down in the club at the bottom of the hill. He's been doing a sort of residence there.,1,spont,train train_spont_5595,"Well, Del, but you're a very generous person and that's one of the reasons I love having you in class.","Thanks so much, Professor.",1,spont,train train_spont_5596,"Maybe if there was a way for customers to bring their memory cards in, we could print out pictures that way.","Yes, so, we could develop their digital photos from memory cards. That would really be a move into the 21st century for us.",1,spont,train train_spont_5597,"Carol, I think you know I can read.","Yeah, 'cause you read my journal.",1,spont,train train_spont_5598,"I have some friends here that are performing tonight and they are very talented. If you ever wanted to do another show on some network, you're going to see some good people tonight.",These are people that gamble and fish? What kinds of things are we talking about?,1,spont,train train_spont_5599,"All right, guys, look. This is a big chance for us. Do you think Rubber Band is up for performing at the carnival?","I think he's up to the task. I mean, he doesn't have limbs. He is a worm. But I think he can juggle. He says he can.",1,spont,train train_spont_5600,"Happy birthday, I got you tickets to the throw up show.","Thank you Tina, I appreciate it. I mean, I know it's super inappropriate that we're dating, since you're my boss.",1,spont,train train_spont_5601,"Hello, Marie Claire. How young and vibrant you look.","Well, I'm 23 and I'm full of wheee!",1,spont,train train_spont_5602,Your dad sounds like a real good guy.,"He was. God dammit, he was great! He was the kind of guy everyone wanted to be and be around.",1,spont,train train_spont_5603,"Well, I feel like we've done something good here.","I don't feel that way, but it's interesting that you do.",1,spont,train train_spont_5604,"People would pull over. They'd come all the way across the country, pull over, and have our food.",They would drive from the other side of the country to pull over to our concession stand.,1,spont,train train_spont_5605,I will tell you something right now. May the Gypsies curse me until kingdom come. I will make this dead bunny dance right now if I thought I had a chance with you.,Tell that dead baby bunny to get it's dancing shoes on because I still love you.,1,spont,train train_spont_5606,Did you say that you find that funerals are sort of a social occasion?,"Well, you know different people celebrate or mourn death in different ways.",1,spont,train train_spont_5607,Is it a top secret Tums spot?,It's a new flavor. They don't want anyone to know.,1,spont,train train_spont_5608,"In this house, we wear sneakers made of canvas and brightly colored zip up sweaters. You'll find I set aside a pair for you in the closet.",OK. Thank you. I would love to wear those canvas shoes.,1,spont,train train_spont_5609,It drives me crazy when we get the nice clean carpet and then people are walking all over it.,What if they take their shoes off? The Japanese and other Asians do that to maintain cleanliness.,1,spont,train train_spont_5610,Oh this is the line for Rex Ryner?,"Yeah of course, what did you think it was a line for?",1,spont,train train_spont_5611,"This is not easy for me to say, but I'm disappointed in you.",How could you do this on double coupon day? I just wanted to do a good job.,1,spont,train train_spont_5612,I don't know if I could do that. I've never acted a day in my life.,"Well, take my card at least.",1,spont,train train_spont_5613,"We're a stupid nation of idiots, who eat burgers and smoke whatever and then throw it on the ground like trash. ",We are trash. We should throw ourselves on the ground.,1,spont,train train_spont_5614,The kids go so nuts from exploring their bodies and it turns to murder.,"Yeah, it turns to murder. They kill a pig and there's a shell and one of the kids is a little overweight.",1,spont,train train_spont_5615,"David, I must confess. Last night, as we were slumbering on the river boat, I heard you in the cabin next door to mine. It sounded like you were waking up from a dream screaming ""Ow, ow, my back hurts.""",That's right. I've been having those dreams every night.,1,spont,train train_spont_5616,"Open it, if you're going to be a nosy outsider.",Birds? There are dead birds in here.,1,spont,train train_spont_5617,"So, you want to put a lake in this place and get rid of Doris and her understudy, Clem?","As a guy named Guy, I'd say let's hear them out.",1,spont,train train_spont_5618,"May I offer you a champagne, sir?","Yes, please. And one for my friend here.",1,spont,train train_spont_5619,I thought you had some college?,I've had half of two weeks of one semester.,1,spont,train train_spont_5620,"Reverend St. Augustine, I hate to bother you, but it's been 10 seconds from the time you said it would literally be 10 seconds.","Rudy, thank you for holding me to that. You're keeping me honest in this dishonest world.",1,spont,train train_spont_5621,What if we change it so that she was a different person? We could make her nice and sweet.,I guess that could work if you can update Wikipedia.,1,spont,train train_spont_5622,"Oh, you were always so smart.","Well, of course. I'm British.",1,spont,train train_spont_5623,"There is actually - when you were applying to be a police officer - a box that asks if you're OK with confrontation, because that is actually a big part of your job.",I just wanted to please in that moment so I just wrote yes.,1,spont,train train_spont_5624,Please tell me there's just a bunch children somewhere missing their animal.,You want them to miss their animals?,1,spont,train train_spont_5625,"You know that a woman like Donna doesn't need a famous movie star boyfriend for her worth to matter. She has several degrees. She's a medicaid doctor. She fell in the grand canyon, survived, befriend a pack of coyotes, and went to space.","That's right. And I brought you here for the wrong reasons, Jason. I love you, but we need to separate. You need to go your way and I need to go my way.",1,spont,train train_spont_5626,Maybe we could go to the cemetery with you and try to get some ghost friends to come to the bell house.,"Yes, that's a wonderful idea. Of course, we'll fly to the cemetery.",1,spont,train train_spont_5627,"Are you OK? Are you drowning, angel?",I am little bit. This is my personal hell to be your angel.,1,spont,train train_spont_5628,Did the Hell Angel tell you what his mission is? Besides handing out funny money?,"His mission seems unclear. So far what he's done is just vex a bunch of people by giving them fake money. Funny money, if you will. He gives them of phony scratchers, or funny scratchers, if you will. They all seem to be based on currency. I think one time he gave someone a treasure chest that was filled with chocolate coins. Funny coins, if you will.",1,spont,train train_spont_5629,Are you still nine months pregnant?,"Yes, and I hope to be for the rest of my days. I've never felt more myself than when I have another self within me.",1,spont,train train_spont_5630,"Ms. Williams, what's it like in Hollywood? Do you think I could make it there as a leading man?",Of course. You should just leave school and go straight to Hollywood. There're actors walking around all the time. We're all friends with each other.,1,spont,train train_spont_5631,"Madame President, apparently, there's been some push back on your executive order for the President's physical fitness test.","So, people are not working out even though The President, me, has said ""ya'll motherfuckers need to be working out"".",1,spont,train train_spont_5632,I gotta get out of this park job. I have to really buckle down and win the lottery.,"You made your choice, man. That's why I operate the pirate ship. It's the best gig in the park. The pirate ship swings one way and then swings back the other way.",1,spont,train train_spont_5633,The potato tour is earthy.,Some cultures call the potato the earth apple.,1,spont,train train_spont_5634,It was a busy night. It was all because I was wearing that doctor Halloween costume.,"Yeah, you had that shiny thing that you wore on your heads that all doctors used to have.",1,spont,train train_spont_5635,"Well, you've been wearing a lot of rompers lately.",I love 'em because I can spread my legs.,1,spont,train train_spont_5636,He just listed all the margaritias by memory. He's really great.,"Wow, he's never done that before. Wow. Just this morning he could only remember three of them.",1,spont,train train_spont_5637,Don't you go with that man. I know your life will be terrible if you do it.,You're just saying that because we saw a lady die on Little House on the Prairie.,1,spont,train train_spont_5638,"Oh, the service here is amazing. You know, you get what you pay for it. Do you think that's true?","Yeah, which is why we shouldn't have done a Groupon for this one, because I'm concerned that we didn't pay full price and, karmatically, we might not get our money's worth.",1,spont,train train_spont_5639,"Hey, guys, I just noticed a possible break in the clouds. I didn't mean to break up your conversation.","No, that's totally cool. Do you mind if I set my coffee cup on the top of your perfectly flat hairdo that you're worried about messing up?",1,spont,train train_spont_5640,There's no contact info on this site.,"Well then, you gotta go over to London to find the man you love.",1,spont,train train_spont_5641,"Peter Ventman, at your service.","Well, when it comes to cleanliness, who else are you gonna call?",1,spont,train train_spont_5642,"Pardon me, one more thing. Are you the killer.?",That doesn't sound like Colombo at all.,1,spont,train train_spont_5643,"LeBron, you look haunted.","Yeah, I've been carrying around a truth for awhile.",1,spont,train train_spont_5644,Captain I'm looking at all the citizens right now things are not looking good.,What do you mean how bad could it be if it's that bad then we need to go help!,1,spont,train train_spont_5645,He was a good dog. He always came when you called him.,He had an unexpected peanut allergy.,1,spont,train train_spont_5646,"He has like six jobs so he does like, everything.","Yeah, I even saw him cleaning the candy corn from between the witches toenails, that's a rough job.",1,spont,train train_spont_5647,Those cookies are the body of Christ.,"They're Eucharists. It's Christmas, so I figured there should be some Christ stuff in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_5648,I'm not as cool as Laurent and Charisma.,"You are cool, Thomas. You're your own kind of cool.",1,spont,train train_spont_5649,Legend has it that toilet water comes from these underground lakes.,It says it on Wikipedia.,1,spont,train train_spont_5650,I wish you knew the rest of the phrases.,"I put them on a piece of paper, but then the paper got sweaty. The ink ran down and it all became just a dot.",1,spont,train train_spont_5651,I wish we could have gone over the plan before we had piled into this coat. ,"Yeah, I agree. Like in the car ride over. What were we thinking?",1,spont,train train_spont_5652,I'm so embarrassed that Tim Gunn is in my house and my balls are out.,"Well, if I may, they really are beautiful balls.",1,spont,train train_spont_5653,"Ma'am, you're here from Orlando, FL?","I am, that's why I'm sampling all your local peanut butter and almond butters.",1,spont,train train_spont_5654,"So, he can get it buttoned, but you can see the skin between the buttons.",I know what you mean. It's like the shirt is in pain.,1,spont,train train_spont_5655,You're making sundaes at a bar?,This is an ice cream parlor. We do happen to have one tiny one stool bar here for some reason.,1,spont,train train_spont_5656,I'm innocent. I don't know what I could have done to end up here in the whale's belly.,Nobody leaves this whale until we find out why you're here.,1,spont,train train_spont_5657,Is he sad because he didn't get the job as the nude drawn model?,"Yeah, he really has had a really hard time finding work. He really thought he had this one.",1,spont,train train_spont_5658,One dance. Any song you want.,"Oh, my favorite one. California Dreaming.",1,spont,train train_spont_5659,There's no greater bond than people who are related by blood because our blood runneth over.,"I like when you do analogies. It makes me feel warm in my cold, cold chest.",1,spont,train train_spont_5660,New York City is very dirty. When you get home you have to wipe the soot off your arms.,"Do you think so? I think it's charming. What I do is I wipe the soot off onto my kitchen/dining room/bathroom table and then I draw designs in there, like a little mandala.",1,spont,train train_spont_5661,We would love to loan you the additional $30 million. Can you tell me what you're growing again?,"It's an ant farm. But, it's going to be the biggest one ever.",1,spont,train train_spont_5662,How do we get rid off the 80's radio ghost? How do we let it finish its business?,We have to open up the bell house again and let it sing all the songs for the whole length.,1,spont,train train_spont_5663,"It's Trumpet Davis, playing his jazz music.","He's just played a little bit, but I hope he sings. I want to hear that dulcet voice.",1,spont,train train_spont_5664,"That's sort of the problem, nobody likes it.",You say nobody like us going on stilts on trapeze?,1,spont,train train_spont_5665,The egg salad sandwich is warm to the touch. But I don't know if that matters.,I think it matters. Egg salad sandwiches are supposed to be cold to room temperature.,1,spont,train train_spont_5666,I can't believe you forgot the line cook party.,I just got so excited about Facebook Watch.,1,spont,train train_spont_5667,"Okay, I don't understand. There's, like, a weird message about screening your sexual partners.",I think it's very topical. You can't have a thing where most of the thing's about blood and not reference HIV and AIDS.,1,spont,train train_spont_5668,"Not only do you not pay extra, I'm gonna pay you to take it. I'm not the smartest businessman in the world, but I am the most well dressed.","You do look terrific, that's true.",1,spont,train train_spont_5669,"This is the captain speaking. If you're acting crazy, please stop yelling.",Is there a camera back here? I feel like the goddamn pilot has commented on everything that we're doing.,1,spont,train train_spont_5670,Let's send Eve back to the future.,Yes. That's literally exactly what I just said.,1,spont,train train_spont_5671,What are we going to do? Featherman's up there waiting on us.,I can see him up there in his little window.,1,spont,train train_spont_5672,"So, you have decided to visit Dr. Lombardi.","Yes, I have. I saw you advertised on the back of one of my Pennysaver magazines and it says that you can get rid of the voices in your head. You can become a new woman. And I'm ready.",1,spont,train train_spont_5673,I'm still not sure what this little thing is attached to my wrist.,It's a security device for your breathing taint.,1,spont,train train_spont_5674,I'm just waiting to take either one of your parking spots because this place is jam packed.,It's crazy busy. Must be a lot of sick people today.,1,spont,train train_spont_5675,"Let me distract you a bit with this. Look at this collection of your CDs from the band you were in, Nickelback.","I'm a huge fan, all of us are. Everybody in the world loves Nickelback.",1,spont,train train_spont_5676,A part of me has died.,"Shut up down there, Cookie.",1,spont,train train_spont_5677,Welcome to the greatest sight mankind has ever seen. This woman is blind and she can do two things. She can catch things thrown at her and she can tell you what books you have overdue at a library.,"That's right. Everybody got one, at least one. Even those of you who have never been to a library.",1,spont,train train_spont_5678,"Excuse me, folks, I have to get to aisle four.","Whoa, that's Mr. Grocery!",1,spont,train train_spont_5679,Come here little rat. ,Don't spook him. Don't freak him out.,1,spont,train train_spont_5680,"We're going to kill Peck, while shooting?",We're going to shoot him while we're shooting. There's going to be two shooters.,1,spont,train train_spont_5681,"Parrots, you are not going to survive here at college. I'm very worried for you.",You're worried for us? We're three parrots that got into college. I think we're doing good.,1,spont,train train_spont_5682,"Well, how do you feel about ""Ally's Adventures Through the Looking Mirror?"" It's filled with wonderful, wonderful bedtime stories.",A looking mirror sounds like a thing a pervert has.,1,spont,train train_spont_5683,I have to go to the bathroom.,Then good lucking get off that romper.,1,spont,train train_spont_5684,"Margaret, Elaine did the gentleman arrive yet, who wants to buy the property?","Yes, he's right behind you. He's standing right there.",1,spont,train train_spont_5685,Is this conversation about towels some kind of Icelandic riddle?,"Yes, but it's also just a practical conversation about your lack of towel.",1,spont,train train_spont_5686,Did you know that Miss Pearl was in the movie Foxy Brown?,She told us that. I kind of get the feeling she leads all her stories with that.,1,spont,train train_spont_5687,"Ho, ho ho. Welcome to heaven.","Oh my gosh, Santa? And you're black?",1,spont,train train_spont_5688,"Sir, I don't understand what you're asking. What did I do wrong or right here in selling these comic books?","Kevin, I'm just glad these numbers are real. Kevin, you're employee of the month.",1,spont,train train_spont_5689,The light is going out. My insides are seeping out.,I can see your brush. You might want to cover that up.,1,spont,train train_spont_5690,Whatever it is it's big enough to accommodate an airship that also does stunt shows.,And multiple other airships throughout the ages.,1,spont,train train_spont_5691,"I know. It's like you were hiding your true identity, so you felt you couldn't let your freak flag fly.",That's right. I kept my freak flag furled.,1,spont,train train_spont_5692,My mouth is so dry.,"Honey, let me swab some of this condensation from the window and feed it to you in the palm of my hand.",1,spont,train train_spont_5693,"I have one quarter of a Starbucks egg salad sandwich. To be honest, I'm starving, but I'd rather not eat it.","Yeah, I have a couple cake pops in my pocket.",1,spont,train train_spont_5694,"This was the plan I was thinking of. If we open up the hatch a little tiny bit, some water will get in. But if we can get out there super fast, then we could swim right up to the top.",That is a white person plan.,1,spont,train train_spont_5695,Maybe Doris and Clem's time has passed.,Maybe your time will pass soon.,1,spont,train train_spont_5696,"It means streets, but it's just their name.","Oh, the mean streets? Rock n rollers love the mean streets.",1,spont,train train_spont_5697,"Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with.","To be honest, I did not think about the amount of knife work that would be required and these bandages keep getting wet so I have to keep stopping and changing them.",1,spont,train train_spont_5698,"Son, I hope you'll always tell the truth about everything and never be ashamed of your dad and your moms.","Get a job where you can speak up because this is really fucking annoying, hearing you whisper.",1,spont,train train_spont_5699,"I'm very poor, I live on the street, and I would love some money from you.","I only have cards, like credit cards. Here's my Neiman Marcus card.",1,spont,train train_spont_5700,But I've just been spreading a gospel of love and peace. I've helped the poor. I've brought people back from the dead!,"Yeah, but you act like a weirdo and you walk like a duck.",1,spont,train train_spont_5701,That spineless sponge of a man!,"That's our father you're talking about! Really, if there's a villain in this house, it's Stefano. But, now I propose we bring a new family member into our group. Someone also of our family blood. Mother!",1,spont,train train_spont_5702,LV247 requesting identification from interstellar ship.,"That's easy, it's Clarkie, Chief, and me - the rookie.",1,spont,train train_spont_5703,"I mean, it's working out great if you can identify Felix.",It was also really weird that the others readily volunteered that information.,1,spont,train train_spont_5704,"Maybe just point at him and be like ""Let's go!""?","Yeah, I'm gonna signal my hands kind of like a trombone.",1,spont,train train_spont_5705,"They have an unusually good orange julius here. You know, they use fresh Florida oranges.",That's great. Maybe it will make up for traveling with my wife.,1,spont,train train_spont_5706,I'm a little worried this is above my... I'm the social media manager for this aquarium. I just don't think this falls into my category.,"I work in the gift shop, you think I want to be dealing with this?",1,spont,train train_spont_5707,Is it OK if I stay here for a while before I go to jail?,"I mean, sure. But you can't leave and we'll come back to get you later.",1,spont,train train_spont_5708,These bowls look to be reasonably priced.,"The bowl bowls are priced as they look to be priced, but the taxes are a bit steep.",1,spont,train train_spont_5709,Are you all OK? We saw these two fierce animals in the cars outside.,"Are you talking about these two tranquil beasts? Look at this one? He's got a rose in his mouth for you. And this little scrawny one looks like he's growling, but really, he's smiling.",1,spont,train train_spont_5710,"Hey, we're due court in a little while. This is weird for us to be talking to each other, but I just wanted to say, I guess good luck out there, you know?","Thanks. I mean, I'm representing myself. I don't have a law degree. All I have is my good word, which is bullshit.",1,spont,train train_spont_5711,"My wedding planer was like ""what do you want your wedding to be like? and I said Neverending Story themed. So, that's why my limo is dressed up like Falcor.",That's wonderful. I love that it's furry and scale-y.,1,spont,train train_spont_5712,Time for bed. We brought you your favorite: beef and butterscotch.,"This is very sticky, and this is just loose meat. So I guess I dunk the meat in the butterscotch?",1,spont,train train_spont_5713,"You do resemble Dakota, if I were to get her on the phone?...","Well, I'd have a lot to say to her.",1,spont,train train_spont_5714,Just get a running start and the force of the ramp should just take you right through the window.,Is that really an upgrade from the rope?,1,spont,train train_spont_5715,I said hanker. I know you haven't heard that word since our honeymoon.,"I have not. And to be honest, I was so busy speaking in unison with others that I don't know that I caught what you were saying.",1,spont,train train_spont_5716,Stop right there. What's going on? I'm park security.,"Oh, I thought you were a mobster. You've got a real strong Italian look to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5717,"Curtis, you should know. I've been giving Jennifer a big allowance.","But Marjorie, for how long? $50, that's quite a great sum she's got.",1,spont,train train_spont_5718,The security guards I tied up had a Twinkee in their pocket.,That will do. What do we do for candles?,1,spont,train train_spont_5719,"Mrs. White, I'm Meredith's Dad, Mr. Harbor.","Hi Mr.Harbor, I'm sorry, I thought maybe you were Meredith's brother.",1,spont,train train_spont_5720,"What's the time? Just because we don't have anywhere to be, but if we did, I'd like to know the time.","What do I look like, 411?",1,spont,train train_spont_5721,The queen is dead. Long live the king.,"From this day on, we will have no more trollbeads in the store.",1,spont,train train_spont_5722,The secret ingredient in the doughnuts is rocket fuel.,"Rocket fuel? Well, that is a crime. You can't put that in something people eat.",1,spont,train train_spont_5723,I look smooth as Summer Chintz China.,Summer Chitz China? Is that like a chinette dining plate?,1,spont,train train_spont_5724,"Secrets, secrets are no fun unless of course you tell someone.","Secrets, secrets must be kept. Secrets, secrets, I'm gonna murder you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5725,My name is Clarence.,I'm Clarence's mother. I don't like to use my first name.,1,spont,train train_spont_5726,"He landed on his neck, you guys.","You know it was? I think he was looking back up at the window like ""I shouldn't have done that."" And then the gravity caused him to turn around.",1,spont,train train_spont_5727,"Well, I think we just landed so we might as well get on out EVA suits and go check out the terrian.","Good idea. Remember, we have to put the EVA suits on over our flying suits.",1,spont,train train_spont_5728,"Well, since you're leaving me for another, I guess now's a great time for you to hear that I am leaving you for another.","Yeah, that's what we were saying while you were talking on top of everyone.",1,spont,train train_spont_5729,We are the spirit and intent of this painting.,"Oh, so I am in a painting? OK, that makes sense. I was just taking a walk. I live in New York, the best city in the world.",1,spont,train train_spont_5730,Well it seems we are at an impasse.,"Yeah I'm afraid we are, maybe we can duke it out to decide things?",1,spont,train train_spont_5731,I was wondering if you would sign my copy of Bulgeman Number Four.,"Yeah sure I can do that, I'll sign right there on the bulge!",1,spont,train train_spont_5732,Everybody left and went to their houses and their jobs for a couple days.,It was a Sunday show and then it was delayed until Friday night.,1,spont,train train_spont_5733,"Mr. Stanfield, do you really want an 80's radio haunting a Circuit City?",Sounds bad for business.,1,spont,train train_spont_5734,We heard some actors talking and it's going to be pretty rocky tonight. It's going to be all understudies.,"Yeah and they're kids from the inner city, so I think a fight might break out.",1,spont,train train_spont_5735,"Rodney, tell us about your family. Please Rodney. Please!","Alright, alright, stop jumping up and down everybody.",1,spont,train train_spont_5736,"Rudy, who would you rather have entering the kingdom of your television station, the people who are entering the kingdom of hell or people entering the kingdom of heaven?","Well, it's TV. We like to get ratings. So, I think some people who are going to hell would be interesting.",1,spont,train train_spont_5737,"Rita, I feel like maybe we should form an alliance. You know what I mean? Because I don't know what's going on with those two.","Oh god, he's clearly unstable and she's obviously got mommy issues.",1,spont,train train_spont_5738,I've been bagging groceries that way ever since. One egg per bag.,I remember that day. I was your boss. I promoted you.,1,spont,train train_spont_5739,What is the blood from?,It's probably from an animal.,1,spont,train train_spont_5740,"Oh, I don't know. I mean, I've listed two pretty good examples.","I know. You have. Look, you're not on trial here. I guess this one is on me to come up with more examples. Well, they're always putting on golf cleats. I know that much. ",1,spont,train train_spont_5741,"Hey Melissa, your phone was going off.","Oh, I didn't even look at it. I was watching the new Will & Grace.",1,spont,train train_spont_5742,It's really great that your recognized that this is a Build-a-Bear.,"I did a little time at Build-a-Bear, so I know one when I see one.",1,spont,train train_spont_5743,The sweats were all that were available at the womens shelter.,"They have a really robust selection of sweatsuits though, so that's nice. ",1,spont,train train_spont_5744,Who let that chicken in here? This is a sterile space.?,"That's a sign of good luck. Chicken, what do you think my young boy is going to grow up to be?",1,spont,train train_spont_5745,I don't even know why we came to this universe.,"Now that you mention it, I don't either. I thought it was your idea.",1,spont,train train_spont_5746,"Yeah, the baby man is supposed to be in this region somewhere. Nobody's found the tomb.",This sounds like a real adventure we could have.,1,spont,train train_spont_5747,Why did you insist on bringing us to this fancy hotel?,Because they have the best eggs.,1,spont,train train_spont_5748,"All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory.",Please say we can smoke. Please say we can smoke.,1,spont,train train_spont_5749,"We're kind of like a bunch of hobos standing around a fire. One of us can bring a cracker. Others can bring ketchup packages. Together, we can form a meal.","Now, that sounds like a young adult novel.",1,spont,train train_spont_5750,"You will be better off with a man like Bert. Until our relationship went south, I was a very happy woman.",I'm glad you had that happiness. Everyone deserves it.,1,spont,train train_spont_5751,"I tortured a legally blind man by seeing. And another woman, who didn't seem to have anything wrong other than the fact that her elbow was severely mauled, I made her feel bad because she can't feel emotions and I felt my emotions in front of her.","Yes, that's pretty terrible. The lord looks down on people who do things like that. I think you should do 20,000 Hail Mary's. That's a severe crime and the punishment should fit the crime. We're Catholics, so we suffer.",1,spont,train train_spont_5752,Ma'am did you not see that the temperature is in the 100's today?,I do see that and I am merely saying that it feels good to my body.,1,spont,train train_spont_5753,"This is a cold case, isn't it? It happened millions of years ago.",There are no cold cases. There's only cold hearts in murderers.,1,spont,train train_spont_5754,"I'll take this scarf and take a tourniquet around her leg and oh my god, that's so much blood.",Look at her eyes. Her eyes are going all crazy white.,1,spont,train train_spont_5755,How much does it cost to take a picture with the ladies?,"It's $5 in single bills, not in fives. You can't feed fives into the vending machine and that's how Leg Cramp and I eat.",1,spont,train train_spont_5756,It's a little soon to be calling me mom. I've only been married to your dad for five years.,"I'm sorry, Rosemary.",1,spont,train train_spont_5757,This is a terrible recording. What am I listening to?,"It's our future, Fantastic Sam. It's a kid doing a stand up set.",1,spont,train train_spont_5758,The Thadeous family has a long distinguished history of witchcraft.,I'm pretty sure that's why you've been cursed to be here.,1,spont,train train_spont_5759,"So, you girls. You're from Malibu, huh? And you want to know about prostitution? We'll tell you everything you need to do.","Yeah, first thing is to make sure you got all your shots.",1,spont,train train_spont_5760,Why is everyone standing around? Are you all hiding from customers?,I'm helping this young lady. She needs a new toilet.,1,spont,train train_spont_5761,"Wow, it's really coming down.","Yeah, I forgot my umbrella.",1,spont,train train_spont_5762,It looks like you've eaten a lot of doughnuts that didn't have anything in them.,"I've had a few doughnuts, OK. I eat a dozen doughnuts a day. People love a fat hairdresser.",1,spont,train train_spont_5763,You also said that I could maybe get a Tonka truck.,"Are you back talking me, soldier?",1,spont,train train_spont_5764,"Hey, he knows it's Bill Clinton's pen and he's holding onto it.",I admit no such thing. This is just a nice pen that I've had for quite some time.,1,spont,train train_spont_5765,"Not just that! I also added lotion to toilet tissue. I got a lot of ideas for every industry, but food is my heart.",That's right! Puffs Plus toilet tissue! That was beautiful!,1,spont,train train_spont_5766,I don't know if you are familiar with this theory I read about. It proposes that all shells in another universe are on land mammals.,"Well, we should solve the problems on our planet before we start worrying about other planets.",1,spont,train train_spont_5767,"OK, we should run the machine. We'll have to x-ray his entire head.",The whole thing. A lot of people cut corners and they'll just x-ray the forehead.,1,spont,train train_spont_5768,I just assumed you spelled your name Teen.,"You know, it's funny. I grew up in Naval Base and they always thought it was Tine.",1,spont,train train_spont_5769,"Ladies and gentlemen, once again, we're just deplaning everyone. Once that's done, we're going to de-ice and get everyone back on the plane.","Well, alright, but I just figured out we were on a plane. I'm not sure how we got here.",1,spont,train train_spont_5770,"Yeah, that car is an equal opportunity offender.","Yeah no kidding. Also, it's kind of cool to admit where you're at on the scale of wokeness these days.",1,spont,train train_spont_5771,"I mean we've been in Belfast, Maine for a week. We've got to bring back some good stuff. How about some seafood?","Let's just think about this for one second. The lobster's been delicious, but I'm not taking that on the planes!",1,spont,train train_spont_5772,"I can't do anything, because I'm stuck. But you can get on that train to Detroit.",I should leave the camp?,1,spont,train train_spont_5773,This singles St. Valentine's Day in July blimp ride is going to be quite the show.,You're single too? Did you see my blocks?,1,spont,train train_spont_5774,"I'm afraid there's no reimbursement for crime. But I don't know how you thought you were going to make money off of children anyway. They're virtual money pits. Do you know how much college costs, let alone food and doctors and sticky-hand cleaner?",I guess I never thought about it. I just wanted to meet their famous parents.,1,spont,train train_spont_5775,"The did threaten to ""process us"" and I don't know what that means.",That sounds like future death to me. Like some kind of thing where Tony is like the king of a cloning company or something like that.,1,spont,train train_spont_5776,I do not understand. What would you like to do?,"Oh, sorry about that smart phone. I was having a little squabble with my wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_5777,Look up Ben Jafarge on Wikipedia.,"Hold on, I'm trying to figure out my phone. I just got the new iPhone SS. It's a super sport.",1,spont,train train_spont_5778,"My producers are coming tonight from Bass Fishing and Jackpot King. They were expecting to see ham bone tonight, so I think they will be unimpressed by the sword swallowing.","Should you live, Alfred, I think they will be pretty impressed by it.",1,spont,train train_spont_5779,It looks like an upside-down aeroplane.,Well that's interesting. That adds to the graveyard of many other aeroplanes that are also seafaring crafts.,1,spont,train train_spont_5780,"Tom, we're trying to get a nice gift for our parents. Do you recommend a russet or the red ones?",Russets are for a 30th anniversary. 50th anniversary would be fingerlings.,1,spont,train train_spont_5781,I'd like to turn both of you into living zoo animals that entertain the real fans as they walk through. I'll let you keep the organ in there.,It's a way for people to stay connected to the past.,1,spont,train train_spont_5782,"If you're gone, it's just me and my cat, Ben.",You know who else has a cat? That weird lady that we tried to hit with a bone.,1,spont,train train_spont_5783,I'm just going to take my stuff to another laundry mat.,"Please don't do that. I'll get blamed. You know, I work on commission.",1,spont,train train_spont_5784,I want a new nanny.,I want a new charge. Okay? That's what I call you: my charge.,1,spont,train train_spont_5785,"Wait, don't leave. Let me finish folding these towels first.","Folding towels is all you do, woman. All you do is fold towels and make dinner. Take care of me, pay the bills, wash my car. Sometimes I want a woman to be lazy.",1,spont,train train_spont_5786,I guess you're coming. Everyone hop on my back.,Here we go. Flying into the sky. There's the storm cloud we're looking for.,1,spont,train train_spont_5787,Can you even print branded stuff if I don't have the copyright to it?,"Oh, yeah. You're good. This is the valley. Anything goes here.",1,spont,train train_spont_5788,It's really important to my mom that I find someone to spend my life with.,"I see, but are you doing this for her or for yourself?",1,spont,train train_spont_5789,What a wearying thing it is to be a God over so many universes. Should I destroy them all and start again? Is that too extreme?,"I think they're asking for help. Every time someone asks for help, you don't need to spite them.",1,spont,train train_spont_5790,I'll get you another bourbon. You want this one with mostly ice again.,"Yeah, just, I want it to smell like bourbon. Give me like a notion of bourbon.",1,spont,train train_spont_5791,I want my wife to have the extra towel. Does it cost extra?,We'll consider it a honeymoon special. It's awfully romantic that you want to get her a second towel.,1,spont,train train_spont_5792,"During the act of making love, I don't know how anyone can deal with Richard's face.",I've asked him to not show me his face during those times now.,1,spont,train train_spont_5793,"Jesus Christ, that child has a gun!","Oh my god, Jimmy Dillon Tristan.",1,spont,train train_spont_5794,I just really want this murder to work out for us.,I do too. I have an idea. This guy hates dogs.,1,spont,train train_spont_5795,So we're not gonna have to reach sexual maturity early and have children in here?,"Hey, Tobias, can you give me five minutes?",1,spont,train train_spont_5796,Hey guys. I couldn't help but notice that you guys kind of turned away and you were just kind of talking amongst yourselves.,It was a girl talk thing.,1,spont,train train_spont_5797,I'll make sure we sing that song any time anyone has a birthday at the restaurant.,"Well, we can also sing the regular happy birthday song now that it's in the public domain.",1,spont,train train_spont_5798,She's got a beautiful voice. Is that why you got the piano?,Isn't it beautiful? We used to sing to each other.,1,spont,train train_spont_5799,"Oh my god, that giant's coming over here.",His name is Claude and he's part of my tribunal. I'd appreciate it if you were nice to him.,1,spont,train train_spont_5800,"Hang on a minute. I've got to cover up all of this ice cream right now because I'm about to rage out, and if I rage out all of the flavors are going to get mixed together, and we can't have that?","So what, you're going to put the lids back on the tubs?",1,spont,train train_spont_5801,"We get we get them all, sir.",All right. Do you get the one where people think that your logo is a Satanist thing?,1,spont,train train_spont_5802,"Maybe I should change my name from Claptrap to Carson. Or maybe you could give me a name, Carol.","Aw, kiddo, I think that's such a huge responsibility. I'm honored. I think your name should be something powerful. Something valiant. So how about Erik? It's a Viking's name, I think. You saved all of our lives.",1,spont,train train_spont_5803,"Life, is but a show that recurs every half fortnight.",Is that the WB frog talking?,1,spont,train train_spont_5804,"I would like a water sample. They're free, right?","Yes, these are free, but these bigger bottles over here are for sale.",1,spont,train train_spont_5805,See these things on my chest? These are all buttons that they gave me for being a long way away from fronts. I told people where to go and do things.,"Yeah, there's a lot of salad on your shirt there, General.",1,spont,train train_spont_5806,"LeBron, the rest of the team has left. You're going to have to take these kids and play the basketball game.",Just these two adorable children? Do you have a net because they are flying around this room.,1,spont,train train_spont_5807,I would never take time off work. I love it here.,"What's she going to do, sit around not making money?",1,spont,train train_spont_5808,"Okay. Well, thanks for the book about ross perot, sis. Yeah. Appreciate this coupon. I guess saving money is cool.",Those are the most sincere thank yous I have ever received.,1,spont,train train_spont_5809,I can't do anything without the smoke smell getting on my nerves.,"Mom, that's a beautiful song. I know how hard it is for you when daddy smokes. That was really beautiful singing.",1,spont,train train_spont_5810,So is this where we do the dishes at Cracker Barrel?,This is where people at least suggest the idea of washing dishes. Mostly they just sit here and we spray them a couple times.,1,spont,train train_spont_5811,Mommy? Daddy? Uncle Jim is scaring me.,"He's all scaring us, Beatrix. We're terrified of him. He's changed.",1,spont,train train_spont_5812,"Wow, that wind is still blowing outside and keeping business away.",They did not forecast this. We should have a backup plan for windy days.,1,spont,train train_spont_5813,Is that your writer friend with my wife down there in the parking lot?,"I don't know I've just been watching what's happening, not who the people are. I find that's easier and when I'm doing my little covert tryst watching.",1,spont,train train_spont_5814,I'm so happy we got married.,Me too. I told you I wasn't old. I have the spirit of a young lady.,1,spont,train train_spont_5815,You're so smart. Did I also read that you got two simultaneous PhDs?,You read that. In semibiotics and also medicine.,1,spont,train train_spont_5816,"That guy is my nemesis. We went to middle school together and he just loves throwing parties and having people over to his house, the McCormick place. Maybe you've heard of it?","I have, but what's funny is that he's very shy.",1,spont,train train_spont_5817,"This is definitely a special town, especially if we're going to allow you to remain alive and not incarcerated after you murdered 100 people.","Yeah, I'm just going to take these diamonds and get the fuck out of here. Then you won't have to worry about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_5818,"I feel like you're attacking me right now, Madame President. I'm the messenger.","I'm sorry. I'm getting very heated right now. I understand you're bringing me the message, but nonetheless.",1,spont,train train_spont_5819,"I had a dream that I would discover an ancient civilization that nobody ever heard of before, right here.",Right here in Fallsburg?,1,spont,train train_spont_5820,"I tell you, I don't keep up with the goings on too much in this area because I'm a bit of a hermit. You're the first people I've seen in weeks and weeks. That's why I came out, I heard voices.","Can I say, you seem pretty outgoing for a hermit.",1,spont,train train_spont_5821,You're already starting to speak more like a human being and less like a robot.,This is actually how I'm supposed to sound?,1,spont,train train_spont_5822,I can't figure out if it's a coincidence or if you're blaming us for the king's disappearance,I'm blaming you because that drunkard came in here and stole the king.,1,spont,train train_spont_5823,"Would you like a hot dog, half man dog?","No, I just get them for free because I work here.",1,spont,train train_spont_5824,"Well, I barely heard you walk in here, so it must be working.",Thank you. It is. I should be a cat burgler.,1,spont,train train_spont_5825,I masturbated on a cat.,Twice.,1,spont,train train_spont_5826,I juggle crawdads. Does that count as an instrument?,"It's percussive. Hell, yeah. That will make a slapping sound. I'll get my cousin to sample it and we'll lay it down on a track. It will be the craw daddy track.",1,spont,train train_spont_5827,Why? Why would they let us perform open heart surgery?,"Because if the mother fucker died, they could blame it on us.",1,spont,train train_spont_5828,What about somebody that sword swallows? That's what I'm doing in the show tonight.,It said you were doing ham bone in the flyer though.,1,spont,train train_spont_5829,Where is the bag of circus peanuts?,It's gone. I ate them all and the plastic bag.,1,spont,train train_spont_5830,I am worried about our space force. I fear that we are going the wrong way.,"Well, that boy is still out there, full of gay sperm.",1,spont,train train_spont_5831,"Yes, I have certain things I'd like to say about this very complicated case.",Me too. I've been around longer than most of you and I got wisdom.,1,spont,train train_spont_5832,I like it. You're real folksy. That's cool.,Thanks so much. Maybe I'll run for office.,1,spont,train train_spont_5833,"I remember the tragedy of that accident, it was awful.","It spread all the way out here to the Indian Reservation, huh? It was a local story. Didn't know it would be such a big deal.",1,spont,train train_spont_5834,The spilled lettuce does look good though on your pants.,I thought it was like a cool patch.,1,spont,train train_spont_5835,"Take a right to enter Detroit, the city.","Here we go, our journey's end.",1,spont,train train_spont_5836,"Craig, we were supposed to bring the bad guys in alive! Shit!","In my defense, he said ""get her"". It set me off. I saw red.",1,spont,train train_spont_5837,"Whoa, wait am minute. Are you the archangel Gabriel? I thought you looked familiar.","Yeah, it's like me and Michael. We're the two most popular.",1,spont,train train_spont_5838,My name is Larry. Doctor Larry.,"Oh, a doctor. I'm glad you wore a tie.",1,spont,train train_spont_5839,"Sally, I really appreciate you giving me a shot at this job. I'm not them most hardware-y guy. So, I mean, is it OK if this nice lady shows me around the store?",He was very helpful. His willingness to serve a customer was apparent. He just doesn't know anything.,1,spont,train train_spont_5840,"Now, Mister, I am a progressive woman. I don't just sit back and watch. Now, if I'm going to bet my hundred dollars, I'm going to be spending that wheel. Thank you very much.","That has not been the way we have done things previously, but whatever. Go ahead.",1,spont,train train_spont_5841,"Mr. Clooney, you're not on the list. I don't know why you would just show up.",I heard there is high end sushi here.,1,spont,train train_spont_5842,Ted is so jealous of me because of my two arms. I'm a two armed lighthouse keeper.,"Yes, you're a beacon with limbs.",1,spont,train train_spont_5843,"Wait, are you guys committing time crimes here? No one told me this when I signed on.",Of course. We're in international space. The laws don't apply here.,1,spont,train train_spont_5844,"I almost choked on a piece of meat. But I taught the children to do what you told me to do, to use the universal sign for choking.","It's not universal yet, but it will be soon.",1,spont,train train_spont_5845,I don't know if this is something we should get mixed up in. They're talking about some kind of civil war or something.,"Well, if there's anything the Scotch Irish know how to do is participate in civil war.",1,spont,train train_spont_5846,There is constantly an Ellen Paige in there?,"Yeah, it's an Ellen Paige type.",1,spont,train train_spont_5847,"Listen, all you people, I kicked you out of my store. But you stayed her anyway, and more people showed up, including my old nemesis/old best friend Alexandro.","Lisa, hi. I didn't realize this was your Baskin Robbins.",1,spont,train train_spont_5848,You want this coat? It's a factory mistake. It's 12 feet long.,"Of course you think it's a mistake, just like me. You get rid of everything you think is a mistake, if it's not perfect. I'm sorry I wasn't stitched together right, dad. You just wait, my name is going to be famous one day.",1,spont,train train_spont_5849,Everyone in my life leaves and I thought you were just like them.,"This probably won't make sense to you. But,I'm like an invisible pen. I'll always be near by even if you can't see me.",1,spont,train train_spont_5850,You can do laundry at my place. I've got a washer and dryer in the basement of my building.,"Oh, my God. I would love that because I just left my husband and kid.",1,spont,train train_spont_5851,"Jenine, if you're car hadn't run out of electricity in Shadow Grove, you never would have asked me my story and gotten all of this set in motion.",That's right. They probably would have never noticed that you were sitting in their ice cream shop.,1,spont,train train_spont_5852,How did you find me here in Madrid?,"I didn't. I gave up. I didn't. I gave up. I heard Madrid's where you come when you don't know what your thing is anymore. Yeah, I also just love meat.",1,spont,train train_spont_5853,"Yeah, fireman work hard. I've hung around there and those guys keep moving.","And also, I can't get back up the pole. The fireman pole. And I can't find the stairs.",1,spont,train train_spont_5854,I'm shocked that you're 80 years old. I would have thought that you are 70.,"Oh, thank you. I drink water. Except when I'm drinking wine.",1,spont,train train_spont_5855,"Oh, I can dance.","Well, I'd like to see that. As the only legal representative in this building, I decree this gentleman must participate in a dance off. It's an all garage dance off. Whoever dances the best decides whether or not he gets a rearview mirror or whether you have to turn your garage over to him and then he sets the prices. That's right. I'm eccentric.",1,spont,train train_spont_5856,Wait a minute. I'm getting the sense that all of our jewelry is cursed.,"Well, yeah, Gerald. Duh.",1,spont,train train_spont_5857,"Yes, you are in the right place. Hi, how're you doing? My name is Catalina.",Okay. My name is Jonathan and I'm here for the R-star repair segment.,1,spont,train train_spont_5858,"Wait, you know our old RA?",I am the reincarnation of his mother into a lifeless puppet.,1,spont,train train_spont_5859,"Listen, Marianne. I want you to take that GPS and I want you to throw it out the window because we don't need it.","Larry, you're right. Oh god, here I go.",1,spont,train train_spont_5860,"Wow, you are old. I would have never guessed.","Oh, I have a great plastic surgeon.",1,spont,train train_spont_5861,"I want to be the best painter, ever.",You have to sacrifice your entire family.,1,spont,train train_spont_5862,Is that peacock yours?,"Yep, do you want some peacock milk?",1,spont,train train_spont_5863,Why are you wearing that ridiculous mustache? You barely spirit gummed it on.,"I'm wearing this fake mustache because my father could never grow a mustache, so I had this fear of mustaches, and I'm trying to maybe wear one now.",1,spont,train train_spont_5864,"You mortals are in big, big trouble.",I have a question. I didn't eat the apple. I was just hanging out. Why should I be punished?,1,spont,train train_spont_5865,It's kinda spooky in here.,"Yeah, I know we're here for like a flirty sleepover, I just don't know if I feel like it's just sexy-dangerous or if this is truly danger-dangerous.",1,spont,train train_spont_5866,I'm just addressing business bodies right now. Y'all both in your business bodies?,I'm always in my business body at work.,1,spont,train train_spont_5867,We ran some plays on the plane and I think these two are fully ready.,You ran full basketball plays on a plane?,1,spont,train train_spont_5868,"Mommy, after you go on your honeymoon with my new daddy, is life going to be different?","Well, he'll be coming home with me and living here with us, so that will be a change.",1,spont,train train_spont_5869,"Ever since Tobias died, I can hear his voice and he guides me through. I think he's gonna help us get out of here, Casey.","Oh, so we're not gonna have to reach sexual maturity early and have children in here?",1,spont,train train_spont_5870,"Madam Prime Minister. Ever since the all night sushi places have been open, all the Dutch people have been poisoned by bad sushi, as if somebody had plans of world domination beginning with eliminating our people through bad sushi.","Dear people, I must resign. I have failed you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5871,"Wow, I mean, this really looks like a regular old house.","That's what you're supposed to think, but it's not a regular old house, it's a former shipping container.",1,spont,train train_spont_5872,"Sandy, the surgery's over. How do you feel?",My back is really hurting a lot.,1,spont,train train_spont_5873,I took a can of soup and I tried to turn it into a swimming pool for dogs.,"Wait a minute, Doris, wouldn't you be interested to know if there's a world out there in which you succeeded with your swimming pool, and another where you didn't? To see what happened?",1,spont,train train_spont_5874,Father? It took a very long time to decide which dimension to go to. Each dimension is very special in its very own way.,"Of course it is, like Little Egg. The citizens walk around with peanut shells and it's Easter all year long.",1,spont,train train_spont_5875,I thought someone would have taken out his teeth already.,"Uh, no, it got missed in the whole funeral proceedings.",1,spont,train train_spont_5876,"Well, I mean, it's your store. Of course, you can do whatever you want.",I bought it with my own two wallets. I'm two-wallet Sally.,1,spont,train train_spont_5877,"I think that he probably, in his mind, calculated he was just going to twist his ankle or something. But then he looked up at the window and, you know, the inertia. I don't know if I used inertia right. You know what I mean, though.",Objects in motion are going to stay in motion.,1,spont,train train_spont_5878,"I hope I lose my virginity to Claude. The guy that I saw, he's over there.",The giant? You have a crush on that giant?,1,spont,train train_spont_5879,The Garfield comic this week was incredible.,Incredible? What was so incredible about it?,1,spont,train train_spont_5880,"Rodney, why did you take our daughters to visit prostitutes without asking us first?","They wanted to go, sir. You've been keeping them inside that ivory tower like some sort of Repunzels, but you won't even let them let their hair down.",1,spont,train train_spont_5881,"This is my dream. I've always wanted to be a factory worker, and now I'm doing it. If we move all the boxes today what's my tomorrow?","Hey, Junebug, I think we're warehouse workers. I'm sorry to break your dream right in half.",1,spont,train train_spont_5882,"Oh, he's back. That fellow who ran out.",They kicked me off the bus.,1,spont,train train_spont_5883,"My name is officially spelled with a C, but it's Larissa for short if you're so inclined.",I like to work for it. I'm going to call you Clarissa.,1,spont,train train_spont_5884,That was one of the most gruesome things I've ever witnessed in my life.,That's a lot of blood. It's everywhere.,1,spont,train train_spont_5885,"When you go to your uncle's house, it will be like you're in the land of make-believe.","Oh, that sounds lovely. How will that make me harden up though?",1,spont,train train_spont_5886,"Yes, we have a spare refrigerator that we'd like to send to my brother's family in Newark.",That's pretty expensive to ship. But I'd be happy to help you.,1,spont,train train_spont_5887,There goes Steve. There goes Steve.,Open up your taxes and your mouth.,1,spont,train train_spont_5888,"I do need a bike. A raccoon stole mine and I had to watch him ride away on it, and I guess I just need to replace it. But I need it to be inexpensive because I wasn't expecting to have this expense come into my life.","I totally get it. I'm just saying, I noticed a lot of sadness behind them. I just think we can maybe help you figure out your biking needs and that will help alleviate any pain.",1,spont,train train_spont_5889,"OK, well, this is Quiznos and you're nude.","I just wanted to show you that I was prepared to get close to the thing that makes the sandwiches hot and that I'm not afraid. I realize that as a sandwich artist, the number one requirement is don't be afraid of heat.",1,spont,train train_spont_5890,You seem tense. Let me give you a massage.,"Mr. President, why don't you look out the window. See the sights?",1,spont,train train_spont_5891,"You know, it's okay to ponder these things sometimes. There're no answers to love. I was first introduced to love when I saw that movie. You know, Michael J. Fox gets into a DeLorean. I think that's what it was called. Michael J. Fox gets into a DeLorean.","Yeah, I saw it. It was a double feature with human-like reptile people who know karate.",1,spont,train train_spont_5892,"Yeah, we're at Quiznos, man. If I didn't want it toasted, I would go to Jersey Mikes.",A lot of people are not getting their Quiznos sandwiches toasted now. Cool people are doing it.,1,spont,train train_spont_5893,Where did you go for three minutes? You were just telling us about how you used to hustle.,"You know, a hustler never stops hustling.",1,spont,train train_spont_5894,You're bleeding on the toes of my shoes.,"I'm so sorry. The elevator door keeps closing on my hand.,",1,spont,train train_spont_5895,Here are your wings. They're so heavy.,That they are. They are made of metal and bird.,1,spont,train train_spont_5896,Do you want to clown or do you want to clown around? There's a significant difference.,"I want to clown. I thought with clowning, I would be learning juggling and stuff from you, but all I do is get water and fruit.",1,spont,train train_spont_5897,Is your name Anus? That's what your monogrammed suitcase says.,Those are my initials. My first name is Albert. My middle name is Sam. My last name is Nesbit-Umbrella.,1,spont,train train_spont_5898,"Excuse me, Miss, but are you Cincinnati Emily, The Ohio Crusher?","That's right, straight from the sausage capitol of the United States.",1,spont,train train_spont_5899,I've decided I don't need you in two weeks. I need you today.,"Oh, Catarina. This man is trying to take you away from the only family you have known here in America.",1,spont,train train_spont_5900,I've got a bit of bad news for you. This restaurant isn't a theme restaurant. It's just a fancy steakhouse.,This is like the time we went to Ruth's Chris and no one was named Ruth or Chris.,1,spont,train train_spont_5901,It's just that you taking one in the bathroom is just you going in there and just hanging for a while.,"Yeah, I gotta take a hang. I'm stressed out.",1,spont,train train_spont_5902,"Celeste, this is a Planet of the Apes mask. I took it from the warehouse. I want you to put it on.","Bobby, I'd do anything for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5903,You should get all of the ideas in your head about your mother.,OK. Great. What do you think about carbon dating?,1,spont,train train_spont_5904,I can tell you a joke about fish. Why did the fish swim underwater? Be-cod it could.,"Be-cod it could. And you hit that ""d"" so hard.",1,spont,train train_spont_5905,Any information we had on these two criminals was put into the computer and it created these two holograms.,Exactly. For some reason it comes out to make it look like they are marionettes. ,1,spont,train train_spont_5906,"The road from Lima is a bumpy one. Sometimes, the mask gets in the way of my driving skills.","OK. No one ever said you should wear the mask, while you're driving.",1,spont,train train_spont_5907,"It's one thing that I lost a wife, but I feel like everybody's being a little too OK with it.","Can I be honest with you? People weren't overly-fond of Alyssa. People felt that Melissa wasn't as religious as she could have been, you know, compared to everybody else. She just seemed regular.",1,spont,train train_spont_5908,I would just like to discern what brow mopping exactly is.,"It's like this. I take out my handkerchief and I mop my brow, so as to make a point and to say this is all very weary.",1,spont,train train_spont_5909,"Yeah, sea cows. They call them that because they sort of resemble a cow if it were swimming around in the sea. It doesn't mean they are cows.","Wait, can I say something? You're saying they don't eat wet hay? But you can tell from my story they do.",1,spont,train train_spont_5910,"Doris, I need you to focus for just one second. I've got two questions for you.","I got three for you. How are you, where have you been, what's going on?",1,spont,train train_spont_5911,Have you ever been to the haunted hayride before?,"Every year of my life, since I was a baby.",1,spont,train train_spont_5912,"I hate that magic marker noise. Slats, you're killing me over here.",We gave you a couple pencils so you didn't have to do that anymore.,1,spont,train train_spont_5913,"Albert, you brought a dog.",He's my friend 'cause none of you all are.,1,spont,train train_spont_5914,"You live in this town. You've told us you've practiced for over 100 years, and I assumed you were exaggerating.","Well, I'm only slightly exaggerating. I've been practicing law for roughly 80 years.",1,spont,train train_spont_5915,We've never been to Joe's Crab Shack before. We're just trying to get the lay of the land.,"I understand that, but this is my daughter's birthday, so I'd like to get this going.",1,spont,train train_spont_5916,"Well, here we are in the law room with all the books.","Here, I'll take down a pile of laws from the shelf.",1,spont,train train_spont_5917,"You turned your family to stone for no reason. I'm a jerk, OK?",You're saying I had the power all along?,1,spont,train train_spont_5918,"Well, darling, I just want you to be happy. And Carol, She just seems like maybe she's not the right one for you.","How could you say that! Don't you remember I told you that she was the girl of my dreams? Like that I literally dreamed about her, I prophesied it.",1,spont,train train_spont_5919,You guys want anything from this flask?,"Oh, yeah. What do you have in there?",1,spont,train train_spont_5920,"I don't know why they didn't give us our own furniture, it's infuriating. I did come here with my own allen wrench, thank god.","They gave us Ikea gift cards and said ""go nuts.""",1,spont,train train_spont_5921,It might take my whole 3 hour shift to move those computers. No one hires full time workers anymore.,It's because of budget cuts. You saw what happened to Circuit City.,1,spont,train train_spont_5922,Try these snacks. I just fucked around real quick and made these things. ,"Okay, but we're not going to stop talking about how brilliant you are.",1,spont,train train_spont_5923,"Ma'am, our daughters went to the bathroom with you 8-9 minutes ago and we haven't seen them.","Oh, yeah.They're just taking turns in there. They'll be just a second.",1,spont,train train_spont_5924,Sir are you quite done?,"Oh yeah, sorry. I'll sit back down.",1,spont,train train_spont_5925,"We can just say at the beginning, ""Please remove your shoes"".","We want to trick them into it. Say because the Oscars are so Asian, let's go ahead and honor them by taking your shoes off.",1,spont,train train_spont_5926,We'll always have these tattoos to remember this journey.,That's right. All of us got the same exact tattoo.,1,spont,train train_spont_5927,"OK, I'm just going to start to move the gel around with my hands.",Put more arm in it! Use your arm more.,1,spont,train train_spont_5928,"That's a lot of celery, licorice and grapes if we get them on the bus and at the venue.",Look at me. I'm 68. Do I look it?,1,spont,train train_spont_5929,Why don't you make the haunted hayride this year Jim themed.,"Oh, OK. That's what I need to write down. When she talks sometimes, my mind wanders.",1,spont,train train_spont_5930,"Don't call us friends. We met in line. Then, you threw me under the bus.","No, I gave you a ticket and I watched you die. It was ironic.",1,spont,train train_spont_5931,"Excuse me, sir. Are you going to eat the rest of that fortune cookie? I've been eyeing it for the last 6 hours.",You can have it. It's just like every other fortune cookie I've had. I put half of it in my mouth hoping for something good and I was very disappointed.,1,spont,train train_spont_5932,"Yes, somebody right now is saying it.","That's like saying someone's house is being robbed right now. Right now, somewhere, someplace, someone is saying that no two slices of ham are the same. Pat, this isn't like you.",1,spont,train train_spont_5933,"How have I made it to adulthood and a successful state and having businesses, the burial ground and whatnot, and I've only been been living under the assumption that there's only one dimension.",I think it is the lot off the cemetery baron to be ignorant of the various dimensions other than life and death.,1,spont,train train_spont_5934,I know I said I would sweep off the solar panels and I did it. I just didn't do it when you wanted me to. I can't go through this visit with you mad at me. I can't do it.,"I just want everything to be perfect. I'm not mad at you. I'm a little mad at you, I won't stay mad at you. I'm currently mad at you, it will not last.",1,spont,train train_spont_5935,"France is such a, you know, a free place.","It is. I mean, people, uh, they do what they like. They have a mistress. They have two mistresses.",1,spont,train train_spont_5936,OK. We're going to implant Orca memories into you. We expect that it will be really sad.,These electrodes are starting to itch. Are they supposed to itch?,1,spont,train train_spont_5937,I'd like to call them little Twitters if that's OK with you.,"Well, that was my grandfather's name.",1,spont,train train_spont_5938,"Before we decide if we're going to stay on this whale or not, I gotta know who I'm rooming with.","Well, you know me. I'm Tad. I'm just a simple guy. I'm a Lieutenant in the Navy.",1,spont,train train_spont_5939,I've got the hardest job of all the wives.,You've got the hardest job? I'm the one who has to watch the movies. I think you've got the plum job.,1,spont,train train_spont_5940,Do you have to wash those clothes before you give them back?,"I'm supposed to, but I don't.",1,spont,train train_spont_5941,"He'll take you to your table. Show 'em how it's done, Bob. Here's your moment to shine.","Alright, right this way. Here's your table. Are you celebrating anything?",1,spont,train train_spont_5942,"You guys, we did it. We escaped from hell.","This is a chance for us to start over, I think. But, maybe we should be in two different stories.",1,spont,train train_spont_5943,I have only learned how to slightly sword swallow. This will be an interesting show.,"Alfred, before you die, would you mind putting in a word for me with your producers as the new host of Bass Fishing and Jackpot King.",1,spont,train train_spont_5944,I gotta stay with my man. But I want you to go.,"I will go, mama/sister/wife. I will leave you, daddy-master. I will find my sisters and we will start a new life.",1,spont,train train_spont_5945,Celebrities are the best of us.,They don't deserve to walk on dirt.,1,spont,train train_spont_5946,"Mr. Tummy, why did you even come to the play if you're already dead.",The corn field holds that secret.,1,spont,train train_spont_5947,"Oh, look. Your brother looks just like you.",We were born just two minutes apart and we always get the same haircut.,1,spont,train train_spont_5948,What do you ever do JoHan? What do you ever do?,I sing my heart out while I'm sawing off kneecaps. I try my best.,1,spont,train train_spont_5949,"Your eyes are so pretty. You have lashes like a girl, but you still wear them in a masculine way.",I get them trimmed when they get too long. So I'm still somewhat masculine.,1,spont,train train_spont_5950,How cold does a dead chicken need to be??,I wish I could make one of them dead chickens come back to life so it can tell me. I never asked a chicken a question.,1,spont,train train_spont_5951,"We have a collection of hinges that range from small and workable to massive. It's more hinge than door, how's that?",That's what I'm looking for in a ship door.,1,spont,train train_spont_5952,You hips are so feminine and that's why your name is Bruce.,God damn it Bruce. You have to go and find that woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_5953,It sounds like it's absolutely your fault they use drugs. You're their crack rock.,"Wait, so I am drugs? That doesn't even makes sense. This box sucks.",1,spont,train train_spont_5954,"Devon, I'm so out of my mind excited that you invited all of us fucking awesome people to your house.","Well, listen. I'm happy to have everyone here. Don't thank me. You gotta thank Karen.",1,spont,train train_spont_5955,"Jazz, how are you?","I'm, you know. I'm full of gasoline.",1,spont,train train_spont_5956,Do you still need to do laundry?,"Well, all my clothes are in the laundromat, so eventually, I need to get those. ",1,spont,train train_spont_5957,They call him the Chicken-preneurs. Mr. Simmons has been running this chicken farm and cold storage facility since he was a baby. Mr Simmons? A lot of our viewers I'm sure would like to know: what is the optimal temperature for a chicken in a cold storage facility??,"Well, you know, a lot of people would ask me that question and I, I brought my lawyer here with me today because I don't feel like making eye contact or answering direct questions about chickens.",1,spont,train train_spont_5958,"Ronnie, are you alright?","Yeah, yeah, yeah. It went down the wrong pipe. It was too wet.",1,spont,train train_spont_5959,Thank you mom. I would never watch anything else. The only thing I watch is Lavar Burton.,And that is how I raised you. And that is how you will be forever.,1,spont,train train_spont_5960,Is everyone ready to have your book signed?,"Yes, Harvey. This fella in the mask was up first.",1,spont,train train_spont_5961,"Look, I don't mean to seem crazy, okay? But shit comes alive in here at night. Who's to say at some point you weren't a crack rock in an envelope or a box that somebody mailed to somebody and you somehow got stuck as an anthropomorphic crack rock.",But now is it a Beauty and the Beast type situation? Where now I'm a man?,1,spont,train train_spont_5962,"You're a big deal. Absolutely. I'm just saying, that some of the negative side effects are coming out. You're not a body builder. You're not some sort of athlete. You don't need this raging testosterone in your body.","I don't need this doubt, you know what I mean? I mean, this is why dad left because you just sat and you took it. And if I'd started that testosterone earlier, I coulda done something about it. I coulda kept him here.",1,spont,train train_spont_5963,"Fred, we're going to send you to Kansas. You're going to pretend to be a Kansasian.",What kind of accent do they have? Is it specific? I don't want to have to give up my white linen suit.,1,spont,train train_spont_5964,"Excuse me, Dr. Glitter. The nurses are going to roller skate out for lunch. Do you need anything?",Just more glitter.,1,spont,train train_spont_5965,One day I'll burn this place to the ground.,"That's a direct threat, i'm taking my salmon rolls back, I'm not going to bring snacks to these meetings anymore.",1,spont,train train_spont_5966,Is the murder going to be the gum?,"It will be murder by gum. Here on page 5, one of the characters is forced to eat so much gum that he dies.",1,spont,train train_spont_5967,Perhaps I reacted a little bit harshly.?,Is that because you're wearing suede and it's going to rain? Because that's the only reason I could think for your mood to change so dramatically.,1,spont,train train_spont_5968,"Hey, Charles. Can you give us two seconds to talk about our poster?","We just need two seconds, babe. I know this is onstage at our wedding, but it won't take long.",1,spont,train train_spont_5969,"Kay, I am a magical fairy.",You woke me up.,1,spont,train train_spont_5970,Why is that fighting couple over there looking back towards us?,I feel like they want to bring other people into their hostile whirlpool.,1,spont,train train_spont_5971,"Charlie, the other thing that we notice about you is that you tell people that your father's sending you secret messages from India through soap operas.","Yeah, he is. He talks through Patch from Days of Our Lives.",1,spont,train train_spont_5972,People would come from all over to see these corporate fat cats be possessed by Daryl Stanfield and murder themselves.,"Yes, I like that. We'll have a bus go to DC, pick a bunch of assholes up, bring them here and then you'll kill each and every one of them.",1,spont,train train_spont_5973,"Mom, you want us to apologize to you or to that stupid little dumb kid?",Be nice and don't call him stupid. He's your cousin. He's very good at table tennis. ,1,spont,train train_spont_5974,Shoot me instead! I just assumed that's where this is going.,"Wait, I can't let you die. I just met you and you convinced to me to start eating ham again. So, you're basically my best friend. I'm looking at both of ya. So both of you can take my compliment.",1,spont,train train_spont_5975,"These guys, they're making these crazy doughnuts and they're going to be very cagey about it, you know?","OK, fine. I'll let you do the talking. But let's get these doughtnuts and get out of here.",1,spont,train train_spont_5976,OK. It's open. Now we just have to walk up about 100 God damn stairs.,I've practiced at home on a ladder. I shouldn't get too tired.,1,spont,train train_spont_5977,"There's been, as you know, a knock off Wreck-it Ralph running around abducting children and selling them to park employees.",My ten children were taken.,1,spont,train train_spont_5978,I hate the times we live in they are awful.,Yeah you're right. Would you have to look this hard for a hard working child in a functioning society?,1,spont,train train_spont_5979,"Well, to be fair, we look exactly alike.",And we sound exactly alike.,1,spont,train train_spont_5980,"We're looking for talent outside the box, something new that people haven't thought about. ",Something that's fishing and gambling would be good too because people are digging it.,1,spont,train train_spont_5981,"Daniel and Beth, you guys can be most helpful by stalling. That's your specialty. Stay here. ","What do you say, Beth? One last stall together before we go our separate ways?",1,spont,train train_spont_5982,"Lady, you're literally wearing a fucking crown. You have a crown and a sash. Can I hold your septor?",You know what? Claires was having a sale. I got this free when I got my ears pierced for the fourth time.,1,spont,train train_spont_5983,"Bless you, I'm Mike. Jesus and his Savior and all that. I had this t-shirt custom made.","Well, it's nice to have extra time, I guess to do crafts and stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_5984,I'm a little underweight and I'm supposed to drink my mango juice and coke.,"You should drink it. You're way too thin, Thomas. Don't you want to get big and beefy like me?",1,spont,train train_spont_5985,"Oh, that felt so good. I feel like I should still work here.","I'm sorry, you're a queen but you still want to work here at the Kay Jewelers?",1,spont,train train_spont_5986,"Oh, I get it. I'll just move out and find another dumpster. I suppose that's no problem for a woman my age in this cold, cold climate.","Well, you're being so open to it now. I kind of wish I would have just asked you to do that instead of using a magical wish.",1,spont,train train_spont_5987,I really like the curtains you put up in here.,"Thank you. It was getting a little ratty in there, no pun intended, and I was like hey, just because that rat lived here, it doesn't need to look like a rat's nest.",1,spont,train train_spont_5988,"Yes, everyone has a job. We're not keeping track of your daughter everywhere we go. Be a real dad, you know?",Excuse me? Your kids are adopted.,1,spont,train train_spont_5989,Mary was in some rapids and they shook her up pretty good.,I'm sorry to hear that. She got slurped into a Maytag?,1,spont,train train_spont_5990,"Millionaire, do you have any catering set up for this carnival?",I've got my full pantry and I've just been making everything myself.,1,spont,train train_spont_5991,That's what I wanted. I want songs.,My songs are licensed. Those two are doing spoofs.,1,spont,train train_spont_5992,It might be a health code violation if Joshua dies inside the store.,"Yes, we could keep that quiet. That will be the least of everyone's problems.",1,spont,train train_spont_5993,Bye Wilt Chamberlain's ghost.,What a nice guy.,1,spont,train train_spont_5994,Maybe we can dazzle them with a heartwarming school play.,It's gonna have to be real quick and real dazzling.,1,spont,train train_spont_5995,The God damn Savannah train leaves at 10:00 am.,"OK. So, I just have to spend the rest of the day and night here in Charleston, SC and then tomorrow, I can return to Savannah, Georgia.",1,spont,train train_spont_5996,"You know, I'm a little worried. It's a pretty wide river, and it's getting deep.","Yeah it is. It's getting deeper with the rain, isn't it?",1,spont,train train_spont_5997,You know what this means? The x-ray project that might have won science fair is now disqualified.,It's got vomit on it. There's no way she can win now.,1,spont,train train_spont_5998,"Excuse me, are you a dolphin?",Yes I am dressed as a dolphin. I'm working under cover.,1,spont,train train_spont_5999,Is it OK if I go talk to Mr. Wiki?,"Yeah, just don't get any smoke on that designer suit.",1,spont,train train_spont_6000,"Stop hogging all the questions. Ma'am, you know how to lock and unlock things, right?",Are you saying that because I'm black?,1,spont,train train_spont_6001,"You mean, you very deftly without us even being aware of it, put Peyote inside of us?",I got a lot of skills. You gotta learn skills when you work at the salt and sea.,1,spont,train train_spont_6002,So we'll do it. We're going to buy these children.,Awesome. I'm going to be so rich.,1,spont,train train_spont_6003,You just have to write your name to get started. Just your name. You know you name.,"Yeah, but also, I'm confused about my name because my parents fight about it all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_6004,He's a baritone like you wouldn't believe. I have to put him on helium because it turns me on so damn much to hear it.,My voice is so deep. Sally keeps me on helium so my voice is high like this.,1,spont,train train_spont_6005,"Guys, are we ready to move on? I've been watching all this from storm drain heaven.","Sorry, we're just indulging in a little post coital mysticism. ",1,spont,train train_spont_6006,How is this not you? I thought it was you.,"You thought James Patterson, the famous author - the guy whose books you read - you haven't looked at the back of the book, honey? You thought he was me?",1,spont,train train_spont_6007,Your grandmother's name is Grandfather?,"She insisted on being Grandfather. It was sort of a test. If you called her grandmother, then she knew you weren't really paying attention.",1,spont,train train_spont_6008,"You two really don't get out much, do you?",I can never leave. My helmet cracked and I can't.,1,spont,train train_spont_6009,Jim? Tim? I immediately forgot your name and thought it was Jim.,"Boy, you do meet a lot of people. No wonder you can't keep track of them.",1,spont,train train_spont_6010,What I was going to suggest is sending Cheryl back to the future. It's not that hard.,"Adam, I think you've got a good point. But let's send Eve instead of Cheryl.",1,spont,train train_spont_6011,This thing's good. It's got dill in it.,I'm not surprised. That cook looked very committed to his work.,1,spont,train train_spont_6012,What do you think of this. Madison Cube Garden?,"Like cubism? Like, Picasso. Wasn't he the cube guy?",1,spont,train train_spont_6013,"Your majesty, I was thinking about the sacred scroll and what was written on it.","It was never read aloud, your majesty.",1,spont,train train_spont_6014,I'm looking for a way to get out of here. Help me.,"OK. I'm not supposed to do this, but I do know that there is a portal to a child's bedroom. ",1,spont,train train_spont_6015,You never had an ounce of remorse?,"I had. I had a tablespoon of I'm sorry about it, but that's as far as it went.",1,spont,train train_spont_6016,"Now, do I have to put Old Bay on things? I'm violently allergic but I don't want to be that woman. That man is already staring at me. Sir, is something interesting happening?","I'm just trying to order, man.",1,spont,train train_spont_6017,"Oh, you're talking about changing the name from the Matterhorn to the Yeti. I thought you were saying you changed it once more.","Oh, for Christ's sake, Brent, you act like you've been living in a hole for 45 year.",1,spont,train train_spont_6018,"Now Council, did ya'll see the part where there was a live sex act on the show?","That was the best part. I heard so many people in the office cry ""Jesus Christ!""",1,spont,train train_spont_6019,"Teacher, can we open the window? It's July and it's so hot in this classroom.",That wouldn't really make sense. Giraffes don't have windows and we need to experience what they experience.,1,spont,train train_spont_6020,I'm thinking about phasing out of the movie business and back into the contraption area. What do you think of that?,I think it's a fine idea. You're the most honest fella I've ever met.,1,spont,train train_spont_6021,"This ghost is really kinda hurting my mojo, you know?","He's pacing a lot, he's not making eye contact, he's not threatening. I get it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6022,"Bartal, if I don't hear this little new shit, Mindy sing within the next 30 seconds, I am going to explode. You better get her singing.","I will. Welcome aboard, Miss Cynthia. It's great to have you finally be southern.",1,spont,train train_spont_6023,Can we just say that 2019 is a year of change.,"I just got a washer and dryer in unit, so I'm not going to need as much change this year.",1,spont,train train_spont_6024,"Mr. Crimp, we're Denise and Chuck.","Yeah, I have a goatee, so I look like a lot of other people with a goatee. It's a common mistake.",1,spont,train train_spont_6025,"The Tums is the size of the bullet hole. Maybe if we put a Tums in there, it will remove the bullet.",That's right. These are the high quality Tums that the general public doesn't know about.,1,spont,train train_spont_6026,There are quite a few golfing ghosts that golf at the golf course. Is it called a course?,"It is commonly known as a course, where golf is played.",1,spont,train train_spont_6027,"Frant, can I speak to you for just a moment?","Yes. One second, Missy.",1,spont,train train_spont_6028,Was the guy's name Steve that wouldn't help you?,I'm pretty sure it was just because of his attitude.,1,spont,train train_spont_6029,"Yeah, and they promise this to be a six-hour production.","Yeah, so I don't know what the next four hours are going to be like.",1,spont,train train_spont_6030,"They believe in a Sky God. I mean, they're morons.","That's true. I""ll help you write up these pamphlets.",1,spont,train train_spont_6031,"Hey, honey, remember our first date at the state fair? With that really hot chick and her stupid boyfriend who wouldn't let me get in there.","Yeah, that was a really rough day for us. I really can't believe we got through all of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6032,"Lot of jokes in that movie, even though it's a very sad story.",It's a very sad story about the internet ruining someone's life.,1,spont,train train_spont_6033,"Yeah, I did notice that. But I wasn't going to say nothing because I've been criticized for having thoughts in the past.","You shouldn't have been criticized for that. Your thoughts are just as valuable as anyone else's thoughts, if not more so.",1,spont,train train_spont_6034,"Hey Ghost. What's your name, hey?","Tim. But the ""I"" is a one.",1,spont,train train_spont_6035,"Ted, it's so typical to make every bit of news about you.","Yeah, you've always done it historically. I've got news for you buddy, it's not all about you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6036,"I drove a truck for many years. Was in the service for awhile. Right now, currently out of work.",Well you should thank your lucky stars that you got this job 'cause I tried to recommend my cousin Albert for this and they turned him down.,1,spont,train train_spont_6037,"My husband and his smart phone spend a lot of time talking to each other. But, I'm not the jealous type, so I guess that's OK.","You're wearing a dead man's hat, woman. Don't start in with me.",1,spont,train train_spont_6038,"Yes, I went to middle school with Wrinkle Pants and then there was an experimental period in our marriage where he was quite integral.",You were married in the middle school?,1,spont,train train_spont_6039,"Well, my name's Calisto and she's Calista.","They've never been outside of their house in Malibu before, Tiptop.",1,spont,train train_spont_6040,"Wow, this is your new water park? This is great. Where'd you get all the water?",Look for the hidden Mickeys is all I'm going to say. Wink.,1,spont,train train_spont_6041,Stop looking at my pubes.,Your pubes connect to you face?,1,spont,train train_spont_6042,"Yeah, Rudy's gone. How did you know, sir?",He's just got a reputation. He was a great guy. I'll miss him working here.,1,spont,train train_spont_6043,"My phone says we're supposed to get off the highway here, but it doesn't look like there's anything but a giant mountain in front of us.","Well, I mean, why don't we just go over the mountain, right? I mean why did we buy this thing?",1,spont,train train_spont_6044,I smelled the Tesla charging station from a great distance. The static electricity charge in the air is unmistakable.,"The three Teslas are, of course, my Tesla, Gary's Tesla, and Pamela's. We just gave her hers for her sweet 16.",1,spont,train train_spont_6045,"Well, I'm sorry. Not everyone voted and we just went with whoever they picked.",I know. We really should have been more engaged in the process.,1,spont,train train_spont_6046,"I'm having a beautiful mind moment. All the pieces are falling together. Bread connects to cigarettes, which connects to smoking, which connects to the hospital.","Hey, you're writing on my wall!",1,spont,train train_spont_6047,You should start with the first letter of the alphabet.,This is punk rock. I feel like I'm going to start with the letter G.,1,spont,train train_spont_6048,"We don't actually have to use stones, because there's a little bit of stone - on a microscopic level - inside everything. So everything is jewelry.","Oh my god, I just walked in and I heard you say that. That's, like, so profound.",1,spont,train train_spont_6049,It's almost like it's related to you or something.,"You're saying that all of my brothers and sisters, they do drugs and alcohol because of me?",1,spont,train train_spont_6050,"If she goes for a third wheel turn on the Wheel of Fortune, here's what you must do. You must hit the button under the counter. She will go bust and we will collect $300.",That's more money then I've ever seen in a life time.,1,spont,train train_spont_6051,And you're all welcome to Sbarro after the wedding ceremony.,"Yeah, we really splurged for the after party.",1,spont,train train_spont_6052,"Hey Charles, am I crazy or did your vocabulary get really good recently?",Thanks so much. My mom has a word-a-day calendar.,1,spont,train train_spont_6053,Gary's out there?,You know this cockroach?,1,spont,train train_spont_6054,"Well, I'm sleeping in a dumpster. What do you expect?","She's got you there, dude. That was not a good observation. I mean, I thought that, but I didn't say it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6055,I told you to stop talking to Dixon about us. He never gives you good advice.,"Dixon is the man, babe.",1,spont,train train_spont_6056,You don't think it's weird that Crimpcrumper is encouraging you to take a straight razor to Geum's neck?,"I don't care. We got a clear shot to kill Geum, get the doughnuts, and get out of here. I want to go home.",1,spont,train train_spont_6057,I feel like we have so much in common. Do you guys want to go to lunch?,"Well, we'd love to have lunch, but we're getting ready to see Hamilton.",1,spont,train train_spont_6058,"Sweetheart, please stop talking. We're watching the news.","It's news time, honey. Go be a baby on your own time.",1,spont,train train_spont_6059,"Guys, you heard him say that, right? We're on a deadline here. We have to convert this building to a bird cage.","Right, when I woke up, I meditated and I did my affirmations. I didn't watch TV.",1,spont,train train_spont_6060,"I said I was going to be nicer this year, but flirt less.","When you flirt less, you seem to attract more men.",1,spont,train train_spont_6061,"Dark Crystal, I can't believe you woke up. Where's you sister, Crystal Light? Is she still sleeping?","She believes in me, so she decided to let me do this on my own.",1,spont,train train_spont_6062,The event invitation said to come dressed in an all-crab costume.,What an annoyance. I couldn't find a crab costume that fit me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6063,Elizabeth and I took a minor detour on the way over. We went to that room where you drink the drink and then you float up to the ceiling?,We had sex in the bathroom.,1,spont,train train_spont_6064,It's very difficult to swallow swords.,I was going to get up on stage and do the ham bone.,1,spont,train train_spont_6065,I want to listen to the music. Put something on the Hi-Fi. Let's Watusi the night away.,I got the Jackson 5 Christmas album.,1,spont,train train_spont_6066,How about if we just go in separate directions? I haven't even made eye contact long enough to remember what either of you look like and I don't know your last names.,My last name is Sanchez. My social security number is 726372664. My mother's maiden name is also Sanchez.,1,spont,train train_spont_6067,"So, did you meet Barkhad Abdi? Academy award winner Barkhad Abdi?",We all auditioned for the same part.,1,spont,train train_spont_6068,"Mom, can you still hear me? I'm going to take my shoes off.",My revenge will be swift and terrible. You'll never see it coming.,1,spont,train train_spont_6069,I've been following the founder's career.,Have you really? You're that into it?,1,spont,train train_spont_6070,"Oh, well, I actually came to complain about a student who forced himself on me.","What do you want me to do about it, babe? You want me to beat him up? Would that get you hot?",1,spont,train train_spont_6071,Your son seems to be full lobster. But you're half lobster?,"Yeah, well, you can't control genetics. You know?",1,spont,train train_spont_6072,I don't want to go in the house.,You think I do? I've already been in there. It's the worst.,1,spont,train train_spont_6073,"Yeah, as I was saying, I'm a big World War II buff, so I know a lot of battle were fought right on that Alsatian border.","Of course, that's where I'm from. But it's been so long since I was there, that I don't know if I have factual information, like right on the tip of my tongue.",1,spont,train train_spont_6074,I feel as if he should have the name of an exalted status that everyone will bow down and respect him in the future.,OK. I always go for the anonymity of a plain name that allows him to flexibly travel through life.,1,spont,train train_spont_6075,I truly can't believe I died from just being discovered on the toilet.,And I died from confrontation. How pathetic.,1,spont,train train_spont_6076,The Navajo have a very extensive belief that you can go out and change your skin and become a wolf or coyote.,You're right. I think I read about this once. Man can become beast. Babies can become men.,1,spont,train train_spont_6077,"Before you do, just remember, glass grits means it's just ground glass.",Well of course it's ground glass. How else would I make glass grits?,1,spont,train train_spont_6078,I can use the creature to wish for anything I want?,Anything you want except getting by without reading. You really gotta learn how to read.,1,spont,train train_spont_6079,"I think we should, I mean, we've got blood diamonds. I think we should get something even worse than a blood diamond. Takes some kid's soul and put it in a diamond, maybe.","Oh, you know what that makes me think of? It's a little bit of a jump. How about a bead? Like a clunky, awkward, large bead? We can make them sort of like charm bracelets.",1,spont,train train_spont_6080,Thank you for asking about my talent. I will be sharing Act 2 and 3 of my upcoming play that hasn't yet been produced. Consider it a pitch. It's the meaty bits of my play.,We're all doing little talents that can comfortably fit into a talent show and you're doing 2 acts of a play by yourself?,1,spont,train train_spont_6081,We have thousands of campers and I need you to step away from the tree.,"Beth, I'm going to be straight with you, because I'm standing right behind this honesty tree. I'm leaving. I've been sent on a mission.",1,spont,train train_spont_6082,"So, you do card tricks and coin tricks?","See this little plastic sheet I have. See that it's in my left hand. Now, look, it's in my right hand.",1,spont,train train_spont_6083,"Jeremy, we're at the zoo this year for your birthday, since last year's birthday was insanely bad.","Yeah, of course. I don't know why you have to explain that to me. I got my name written on the loser list incorrectly.",1,spont,train train_spont_6084,"Dr. Phil, we can remove the snack from your body if we get to Hawaii.",I can't have it in me anymore. You better take it out of me right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_6085,"I know another guy that teaches a workshop called ""Strong and Wrong"". I'd like to try that one.","That is weird. It doesn't really sound promising, at all.",1,spont,train train_spont_6086,"Kid, you can't have lunch with teachers.",But I'm so lonely.,1,spont,train train_spont_6087,"The paper says ""from now on, everybody is everything.""",How is that enforceable? It's a law?,1,spont,train train_spont_6088,"Honesty tree, I've never spoken to you before, but I'm worried about my friend.",I've been wanting to tell you about Gerald for a long time.,1,spont,train train_spont_6089,"Bill, I don't know you very well. You seem like the kind of man who is really trying to to make sense of this mess. Can you explain how I was able to get off the plane and go to Orange Julius and steal an orange julius for my beloved husband?","That's a great question, Delorians. If you look at that orange julius you're holding, you'll see that it's a rolled-up skymall catalog that you just dumped some orange juice into.",1,spont,train train_spont_6090,"Hey, listen. Don't tell them about me. They shouldn't know that I'm a talking spider in here.","Hey, you gave me one of your legs, so that's like a bond for life.",1,spont,train train_spont_6091,"Well, I'm from lore. Which means I'm a mythical creature.","Oh, like the chupacabra or the loch ness monster?",1,spont,train train_spont_6092,"Excuse me, sir. Are these the only two seats on the train?",These are the last two seats on the train. There's no room in any other car. So the four of you will have to decide who sits in the train car.,1,spont,train train_spont_6093,We should make him pay us the amount of money that was in the jackpot.,He knows what he did. He asked me if he could finish that cookie.,1,spont,train train_spont_6094,"Listen, I'm just saying that we can be roommates. That's just where the relationship ends. ",The deed is in my name. You had me sign these papers.,1,spont,train train_spont_6095,Are you sure a lot of people call me denture man.,"That isn't exactly true, they are calling you adventure man, as in it's always a horrible adventure talking to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6096,Has anyone seen Brother Thomas? I heard he was in trouble.,He was wandering over there. He didn't seem to be in trouble but he was talking to himself. And banging his head into the wall.,1,spont,train train_spont_6097,Sorry I'm late. Did I miss much of the tour?,"Yeah, well, you missed the sprinkles over there. That's Felix. He's my dad.",1,spont,train train_spont_6098,"Denise, you prayed for all those things I just gave you?","I did. Not in that order, but yes, I prayed for them.",1,spont,train train_spont_6099,"We have breaking news. If you bought a counter from Hard Soft Counters in the last 30 years, you are in grave danger of either spontaneous human combustion or vaporization.","Sweetheart, that's my counter. That's where I got my counter.",1,spont,train train_spont_6100,"Sven, you are so lucky to be absorbing all of this. Every time he sweats you must drink it.","He's been teaching me some things. But, I have my own art that I wanted to put up if that's cool.",1,spont,train train_spont_6101,"Lynn, darling. I feel as if we have to do some sort of warm up exercises before we go out on stage tonight.","In my background, we did a lot of improv games. Perhaps we can do a little bit of pass the clap.",1,spont,train train_spont_6102,"Can we just have the birthday boy, this is just tradition, birthday boy can you tell us once again about the most famous logger you ever met?","Surprised y'all even want to hear it, I told it some many times. His name was Giant Carlos the Foothills.",1,spont,train train_spont_6103,We're having some difficult conversations about life and mortality.,"Oh, this early in the morning?",1,spont,train train_spont_6104,"Oh, well, welcome to Cold Stone.","Hey look, I know that you make your ice cream on a stone. Can I get some of that stone in the ice cold ice cream?",1,spont,train train_spont_6105,She's finally grown into her hanker-chief shirt that she's worn for years. She was horrifically underdeveloped for quite a long time.,I was. They called me the Jackie Tohn of my age.,1,spont,train train_spont_6106,I feel lightheaded. I've lost too much blood.,"I'll take this scarf and take a tourniquet around her leg and oh my god, that's so much blood.",1,spont,train train_spont_6107,".....Anyway, I said to cut off the head. I'm not sure why you're laughing. That's not a joke.","Ohhh, that's a sad way to put your dog down. We're laughing through the pain.",1,spont,train train_spont_6108,"Oh, from beep bop beep bop Benjamin Brown's Tire and Rotation Auto Parts?",That's right. We're currently being sued by Brubble and Brown. For copyright infringement on their theme song. But we did it first. It's just we were underground.,1,spont,train train_spont_6109,I don't know if you can be my husband. You're not real.,"That makes me the best husband. Do I snore? No, I don't. Do I hog the covers? No. Do I ever tell you that you don't look beautiful? That's right. I'm Ricardo. I should be your husband.",1,spont,train train_spont_6110,"I have wonderful news. My family just won a cruise! Blanche, I was going to invite you on the cruise. You see, I just left my wife, and my son needs a mother before he goes to Clemson. He can't be at Clemson without a mother.","Here's the thing, Mr. Nelson Nelson Sr. I've been unhappily married for a long time. I would be honored to go on a cruise with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6111,"Tina, I'm worried about Junior.",I don't think he's looking too well these days.,1,spont,train train_spont_6112,"Murnice, will you marry me?","I haven't even cried at this gravestone. Yes, I will marry you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6113,What you don't know is that each time you die. I die of a broken heart. Then I come back to life before you do and I bury you. Then I dig you back again when it's time.,"I did not know that because I never asked. Because there are no questions in Maine, but only broken hearts.",1,spont,train train_spont_6114,The court will now hear the case of Morisette v Morisette.,"I'm sorry, sir. I'm tired because I was up all night filming that episode of Sex in the City, where I kissed Sarah Jessica Parker.",1,spont,train train_spont_6115,This is the kinda counter material you need. We can have this made for you in the next five minutes.,Amazing. I'm going to give you $1000 for the counter.,1,spont,train train_spont_6116,I wanted to go into business with you and your parents but I can no longer do that.,"Mr. Thompson, is there any way I can make this right? Look, I brought a bag of freshly boiled bagels.",1,spont,train train_spont_6117,"Bob, are you taking this woman's order? I hope she's paying full price like every customer in Margaritaville.","Yes, Mr. Timmins. Of course she is.",1,spont,train train_spont_6118,I've got to get to a shrink or something. Something's not right. I'm not myself. I never used to have these sexual thoughts. And then all of a sudden I see one poster of a man without pants on and you've gotten into my mind like some kind of worm.,That's right. Now I'm here to stay like the sexiest worm that ever got inside the apple of a mind.,1,spont,train train_spont_6119,My wife won't even us an Alka Seltzer because she thinks the bubbles are evil.,They are. Each one is a soul that is going to hell.,1,spont,train train_spont_6120,"Chuck, not only will I never underestimate you again, but I am going NOT to have Ken kill you with a machete.",You'e always thinking of me. I really appreciate that. I knew you would come through for me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6121,There's one thing i've always wanted. It's the respect of my inferior officer and and now that I have it I couldn't be happier.,You got it. You've been above average-alright.,1,spont,train train_spont_6122,"Oh, wait, the sleeping bags - they're puppet sized. I guess we'll put a foot in them?",Of course they're puppet sized. I'm a puppet. What do you think I sleep in?,1,spont,train train_spont_6123,"Guys, my wedding is a-traditional. I don't want to be defined by having an other. So this is my wedding for me.",And also a funeral for your uncle.,1,spont,train train_spont_6124,"Yeah, I told you I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open.",I'm going to ask you to return all the water.,1,spont,train train_spont_6125,"Oh, that must have been my mistake. I thought it was in the back room, but I lost my mind and put the coffee in the bathroom.","To be fair, Nelson, the bathroom is in the back.",1,spont,train train_spont_6126,"So, you see, Jesus really had it pretty good in the Peanut Butter Dimension.","I guess so, I mean, he did have nails driven through his hands and feet.",1,spont,train train_spont_6127,What if we also kill pets during this show?,"I like it. I sincerely feel as though pets have it coming. So, it may not be as much of a shock to the audience.",1,spont,train train_spont_6128,"Doctor, I really want my husband to be here for the birth of our baby.","If you want the baby to be a Libra, you better start pushing.",1,spont,train train_spont_6129,"Doug, we've had some complaints about your work lately.",They're wrong. Unless they say I'm too good.,1,spont,train train_spont_6130,We're cool as long as nothing gets in the way of my self preservation.,That's one of the more sociopathic things that you've said.,1,spont,train train_spont_6131,"I understand, looking at you, why you'd be mistaken as a professional actor.","Oh, thank you. I've been told I have one of those faces.",1,spont,train train_spont_6132,"I didn't think you would take me to a Color Me Mine. I thought we were going to go to Paris, or some shit.",You said you started reading The Artist's Way and you wanted to start making stuff!,1,spont,train train_spont_6133,"Oh, you didn't hear? St. Olaf's burned down.",Where have I been? How did I miss that in the news?,1,spont,train train_spont_6134,Did you happen to paint any pictures of Thomas Edison?,I took a picture. I was walking past a church and they made a picture in the windows there.,1,spont,train train_spont_6135,"Now, your wife told me two weeks ago that you supposed to buy her a blasted dress, and you forgot to buy her the blasted dress.","Yes, I did, I did. I had a lot on my mind, what with my job and all.",1,spont,train train_spont_6136,"Boys, what brings you to home?","To be honest, mama, we just weren't sure if you were alive or not.",1,spont,train train_spont_6137,We never did forget the Captain.,That's right. We never did. We've met every year on the day since then.,1,spont,train train_spont_6138,Welcome to the ghost train. Do you have a ticket to be here?,"No, but I have unfinished business on earth.",1,spont,train train_spont_6139,You are responsible for Bacon-Chest Twinkies?,"Not just that! I also added lotion to toilet tissue. I got a lot of ideas for every industry, but food is my heart.",1,spont,train train_spont_6140,Mr. and Mrs. Naven transformed their antiquities porch into a bedroom.,"Right, I am not passing any judgement into having or not having an antiquities porch.",1,spont,train train_spont_6141,Surely all of us are anti socialized and friendless enough that we can absolutely decipher the map.,"Yeah, we're basically cartographers.",1,spont,train train_spont_6142,"Captain, you're already on board with living in the whale's belly?","Well, we've got ample food. All we have to do is scrape some blubber from the wall any time we're hungry. That will regenerate.",1,spont,train train_spont_6143,"Marcus, let me tell you something. Gerald's out. And I told him everything I felt about you. And that's that you're a no good, lying piece of shrimp. It's been boiling up inside me like, chlorophyll. The chlorophyll inside me has been boiling up.","Oh, like instead of blood boiling. Since you're a tree.",1,spont,train train_spont_6144,I can't wait for us to get up there and enjoy the plushness.,Yeah right have some real cheetos and some plush sumptuousness.,1,spont,train train_spont_6145,"Here it is, the paper. My paper from my pocket.","Your majesty, read the scroll aloud.",1,spont,train train_spont_6146,"Stay here and I will tend to your wounds. You may have a concussion, you know.","You saved me, I can't thank you enough. You're a hero.",1,spont,train train_spont_6147,"So, this casserole is made of a compressed, nutrient algee base. It's something that we've grown here ourselves. It's made primarily from our breath and the natural molds that occur.",It's really delicious. I can taste the chlorophyll.,1,spont,train train_spont_6148,"Since you found the pinata stick, it's now your quinceañera.",That's right. Our daughter will turn up eventually. She run away all the time.,1,spont,train train_spont_6149,You got me to stop smoking that pipe.,"Yeah, I mean it was a book that I just read out loud to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6150,"If you can, on your way to Staples, I need to drop this off at the DMV. I have an appointment, but I think I'm gonna be late. It's just a change of address.",What? How's Maybelline gonna change your address? This is crazy. She's married to the daddy-master.,1,spont,train train_spont_6151,I think you stumbled on a good idea that sounded very fun. There would be a lot of opportunities for different voices from the different actors.,"Believe me, I know. I think that sounds great. But that is not what we got invited to.",1,spont,train train_spont_6152,You seem very angry.,"Well, I'm sorry. My husband is missing. My children are missing. Am I the only one who is authentically upset that I'm in the belly of a whale?",1,spont,train train_spont_6153,You're just like your grandfather. He was a sociopath and I loved him to pieces.,"Whoa, you guys really have a weird bond going on here.",1,spont,train train_spont_6154,"Honey, I feel remorse. I feel like we made a terrible mistake by not accepting Hank's proposal.",I feel like we should have gone with him because that would have been remote business.,1,spont,train train_spont_6155,"You know what I don't like in movies? This kind of minimal violence, like someone gets their arm taken off. Yeash. That's much worse than somebody getting, like, dead.",Do you know what I hate? When they re-write famous speeches like happened in Selma. They couldn't get the rights to Dr. King's speeches so they just made up some speeches. I bet Coca-Cola owns the rights to those speeches.,1,spont,train train_spont_6156,"I just want to take a moment to say, Edgar, you could have just said something instead of doing this whole show for me.","I know, I got the guilt in me. The guilt runs deep and I can't say my feelings. I can't communicate to you what I want.",1,spont,train train_spont_6157,"If you'll just open the door for me, I'll be on my way.",Look at this ghostly door. We will open it for you.,1,spont,train train_spont_6158,That was really beautiful singing.,"Oh, Fred, thank you so much. I just have to take these shower breaks to get it all out.",1,spont,train train_spont_6159,You. We never thought we'd see you again. You're the reason the Olympics have been dead for 40-something years.,They stopped doing the Olympics altogether because I ran away?,1,spont,train train_spont_6160,"Doc, what do you think. He's got this thing attached to him. It's pretty gross, right?","Yeah, but I think he'll be fine. What could go wrong? I mean, I had a deer tick once and I got Lyme Disease briefly, and then I got rid of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6161,"Look guys, I'll level with you. Rita tried to kill me in there. We had an alliance that went south.",I'm so glad I didn't have sex with her. This is not the first time I've promised to have sex with somebody who's threatened to kill other people.,1,spont,train train_spont_6162,"We thought we moved to the area of the venue, where we didn't have to worry about being loud.","Yeah, I know. I followed you up here.",1,spont,train train_spont_6163,Do you love her? Is it a her?,Yes it is a her. She is ridiculously beautiful too.,1,spont,train train_spont_6164,"I feel like some of the African American faculty over there has gotten a bit uppity. So, I'm going to hold back on the toilet paper for this next quarter.",That affects everyone if you do that. ,1,spont,train train_spont_6165,"Yes, I would like you to go find Chuck, Demetrius. How about we go together. It will be like old times. Remember?","Yes, us chasing your ex. Fine, we can go together. I just lost my job, but I have a few shackles saved.",1,spont,train train_spont_6166,I have a woman here that says she was married to Sam Houston when he was going by the name Robbie Houston.,I had four children with him. We were living in Mexico. He said he had a business opportunity down there and so we moved down there. He never aged. It was so weird.,1,spont,train train_spont_6167,I had my own company and transformed buildings into bird houses.,We could lock these children in them and call them the Birds of Akron.,1,spont,train train_spont_6168,This is Karen. She's newly back in the work force.,I had a terrible accident. I hurt my hip.,1,spont,train train_spont_6169,"You're actually rising into the air, Geum.",I feel wonderful. I'm so full of sugar and joy.,1,spont,train train_spont_6170,"Most people say you can't put electronics in the dishwasher, but that is wrong.",They also say you can't put them in your mouth.,1,spont,train train_spont_6171,"What if, in order to right this old wrong, we get on what I assume is your scooter, because this is Madrid. And he artfully respectfully stops at a stop sign here, and you can watch it and feel satisfied, will that kill your murderer urge?",It's tricky because it's a different class of vehicles. So thetest you have to take is not exactly the same.,1,spont,train train_spont_6172,"Mr. Brown, you are a mean teacher for bringing us to this parrot zoo, knowing that there are no parrots here.","Charisma, don't crumple up the poem that you wrote for Mr. Brown. He might redeem himself later.",1,spont,train train_spont_6173,The man is drunk. You two were having an affair and you used a binder and all of a sudden it was OK.,There had been very few sexual advances made in binderism.,1,spont,train train_spont_6174,It's all in the book. The national Iceland book that we all live by.,"It says that, to make the customers comfortable, you should use American southern dialect. Which is what I do.",1,spont,train train_spont_6175,"Yes, well, my teacher was wondering if you might come to class with me one of these Wednesdays and talk to the kids about your contraptions.","Oh, you know about my Wednesdays. It's one of my days of the week. I'm busy.",1,spont,train train_spont_6176,"Dad, you're the coolest. Thanks for getting me out of that stupid clarinet bullshit. Is that okay if I say that?",Of course it is. I wish you'd curse more around me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6177,"Are you Doris's dog? You know, Doris, the person that gives you food.","Oh, yeah. Food person. Yeah, she's nice.",1,spont,train train_spont_6178,You guys should just open that bathroom door if you want to talk to us. It's weird. We're like talking through the door and can't even see you.,"OK. Good, because we've reached kind of an impasse.",1,spont,train train_spont_6179,Not a day goes by that I don't wake up feeling tricked.,Every single day in Narnia? What's the earliest trick you can remember?,1,spont,train train_spont_6180,"I thought I was the shit, but it turns out I can only create shit.",That's pretty poetic.,1,spont,train train_spont_6181,"He's doing the juggling, but I think it's killing him.",Oh my god. Now he's only a foot long tapeworm. He cut himself in half with the chainsaw.,1,spont,train train_spont_6182,"Hi, sorry we're late. We were having a bit of a kissing party in the lavatory.","Yes, I hope no one minds. We were just kissing each other in the lavatory.",1,spont,train train_spont_6183,"Watch, I can turn into anything. Hey, look at me.","Oh my god, Ralph's been transformed into a cat.",1,spont,train train_spont_6184,"Well, it does sound like that counseling paid off, but I will take that hot pink blanket.",All right. It's your funeral and possibly the funeral of your children.,1,spont,train train_spont_6185,"Todd, what did I tell you about discussing the sexual practices of people in this high school?",I just like guessing who is a virgin and who isn't.,1,spont,train train_spont_6186,My dog was in good shape when I got him. He's really falling apart now.,How long as he been on life support?,1,spont,train train_spont_6187,What's the deal with the teeth. They are enormous.,Baby teeth. You know how they grow in other countries? They are just bigger than your countries baby teeth.,1,spont,train train_spont_6188,"I'm very sleepy and big noises, loud noises, really upset me.",Then this is the blender for you. You're going to think it's not even plugged in.,1,spont,train train_spont_6189,Kids having speech impediments are the reason why their parents signed them up for the sport of fencing to begin with.,It's disgusting. I can hear them slobbering and mumbling through their wire mesh masks.,1,spont,train train_spont_6190,We've been falling on some hard times.,"Oh, Jonathan. So you sold your dryer? How much did you get for it?",1,spont,train train_spont_6191,This place is nowhere near the status of Greg's golf course.,"Oh, I miss Greg's. You know, I'm supposed to be at Greg's right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_6192,Oh boy I feel like a real jerk now for not going to the funeral and singing the funeral song.,"Maybe the rain will let up, you know. Maybe someone else knows the song. Do you think it's going to be a big service?",1,spont,train train_spont_6193,"This is interesting. This play's taking a turn. It's no Noises Off, but they're breaking character - breaking the fourth wall - though they're not really addressing us.",What a refreshing twist. I'm coming around on it.,1,spont,train train_spont_6194,Would you like some very spongy popcorn?,"You know what? I'm just so hot. It's a code one hundred, so it's, like, so hot in these suits. I'm just going to take some of our complimentary Gatorade that we get here for working for free.",1,spont,train train_spont_6195,"Now, you don't have anesthetic, but you have moonshine. Wonderful.","Yes, all you need to do is chug it down and we'll get started on your treatment.",1,spont,train train_spont_6196,"It's me, Monsieur Foothill. Is this your logging town, my friend?","Why yes, it is. I'm so happy that you're here visiting on my birthday of all days.",1,spont,train train_spont_6197,Not so fast. Why are you calling me the asshole of the group?,"Tad, everyone knows if there's an actor in a group, that's the asshole.",1,spont,train train_spont_6198,"It's piano, not pian-er. You're one of those people who adds an unnecessary 'er' to the end of certain words. It's very troubling.",Sometimes-er I do-er. It's a free country-er. Now I'm going to do it out of spite-er.,1,spont,train train_spont_6199,"Mr. LaCroix, these pants are specially made to keep your cheese moist.",Do I have multiple pockets? I like to carry many kinds of cheese with me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6200,"I don't know how these cars work. I got in my vehicle, turned it on, and then some sort of genie bottle looking thing popped up on my dashboard. I had to look in my car pamphlet to find out what the damn thing meant. It turns out, it means oil. I didn't even know my car ran on oil. I thought it ran on gasoline!","Yeah, it's a common misconception. Basically, what you're going to need is a normal 38 point inspection, and that genie bottle means that you've got two wishes left from the car. Did you rub the steering wheel when you were driving it?",1,spont,train train_spont_6201,I was reading in a book once that if you dig around the wrong cactus it could unleash some evil spells. What if we make the wrong decision and ruin the town even more than it's already ruined?,"Can I be honest with you? Given the little you know about my home life, do I have anything to lose? I don't care about the stupid town.",1,spont,train train_spont_6202,"Denise, I heard from the other teachers that your performance in their classes is suffering, as well. I also heard there was an incident in the gymnasium.","Well, yeah. We were all in the gymnasium and everybody said, ""Hey, Denise, turn around!"" So, I did, and then they all just hit me with their balls.",1,spont,train train_spont_6203,"If you have good props, you can do whatever you want.",Will any of these props help me shrink a bunch of people?,1,spont,train train_spont_6204,Yield. Yield!,That fight was unbelievably fast. You just bounced right off of her shoulder.,1,spont,train train_spont_6205,"Nurse, prep the Doctor for flight.","Doctor, I'm going to attach this little thing to your wrist for safety.",1,spont,train train_spont_6206,A co-worker called me and said you might need someone to talk to. ,I grow weary of being the God over so many systems of life.,1,spont,train train_spont_6207,I'm interested in your nudes. I don't have long to live. Consider it make a wish.,You can see all of my nudes. I printed them out in sort of a coffee table book and bound it with leather.,1,spont,train train_spont_6208,"OK, um, well everything looks... wait, what is that on the counter?",It's not a tapeworm. I promise.,1,spont,train train_spont_6209,"Tad, everyone knows if there's an actor in a group, that's the asshole.","Yeah, like the way you talk to your parents and tell them everything. We had this plan going for awhile, we were going to do a fun thing together, we were going to be independently wealthy, we were going to get our own house with a fire pole in it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6210,"I just came up to tell you that if you plan to move back into the great seats in front of me, I'd like you to be quiet and respectful of Yngwie Malmsteen, who happens to be a person by the way.","Right, but he's up there with a whole band. So, we thought the whole band was also his name, like Dave Matthews Band.",1,spont,train train_spont_6211,Did you ever pick the lock? Do you know how?,I was just about to. I was so close and then we would have got those documents.,1,spont,train train_spont_6212,"Gregor, Svetlana, Igor - come. We're going to say sing Happy Birthday.","Remember, we cannot sing Happy Birthday from Mildred and Benny Hill, we have to sing pre-approved, royalty-free TGIFriday version that we all know very well.",1,spont,train train_spont_6213,Still not clear how a regular sized tapeworm is able to ride and operate child's bike.,"Look, I don't question miracles mama and papa.",1,spont,train train_spont_6214,I can only imagine the hell that's going on on that plane right now.,"Oh, honey. You feel so much. You are such a good man.",1,spont,train train_spont_6215,"What are you seeing in your dream, Tony?",I'll have two six inch meatball subs.,1,spont,train train_spont_6216,"We're completely out of the LaCroix familly water. Within a day, this business will be no longer.","Mr. Cruthers, Mr. LaCroix is on his way up here right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_6217,"You say stalactite, I say stalagmite.",Those are two totally different things. You should write a song about that.,1,spont,train train_spont_6218,"All right, Rocko, we gotta get in this car quickly. We gotta get that placard.","Alright, one the count of three I'll pry the door open.",1,spont,train train_spont_6219,You know I've been stressed out about my wife.,"I know. Hey listen, Jonathan, I want to say I appreciate you calling me whenever your wife goes to work so we can have this place all to ourselves. The acoustics in your house are fantastic.",1,spont,train train_spont_6220,"I see, through the window, one gentlemen. He's a very posh looking fellow. He seems to be on his way up to help. Is he one of your men?","Yes, that's right. That's that young man I employed. I promised him that I'd give him college credit if he accompanied me on my trip.",1,spont,train train_spont_6221,"Let me just - just, devil's advocate. If you are a human, how do we explain that to people after smoking your human body?",I bet Roger could give that explanation pretty good.,1,spont,train train_spont_6222,"It makes me feel warm in my cold, cold chest.","When you get cold, I get scared that you're dead.",1,spont,train train_spont_6223,"Yes, about that. Um, birds are all related. What if something wasn't a falcon exactly, but very close? Very close.","Well, I was wondering what you had under this sheet; this sheet over this cage-like shape.",1,spont,train train_spont_6224,"When I get my car, I would need a lot more headroom. Maybe it would be a convertible. I haven't really thought this through.",You could get a convertible and the wind would be in your face and you could just be free.,1,spont,train train_spont_6225,"Well, Charles. It's been great being your doctor, but I don't deal with losers.","Also, you're 14, there's no way you should still be seeing a pediatrician.",1,spont,train train_spont_6226,I kissed you back and it was great. I wanted to see you again.,You did? You didn't say it.,1,spont,train train_spont_6227,"You said it's busy, but you both just seem to be sitting here in the break room. You're both playing solitaire.","Well, we're on break.",1,spont,train train_spont_6228,I'm thinking a thought. There's a scroll and it says on it - or maybe it's just a piece of paper - how to uncurse the jewels.,"Wait a minute, a scroll? When I was at the ice cream place I wrote down a funny joke on the pocket wallet I have.",1,spont,train train_spont_6229,"Yes, we're Bernie and Bernadette Bernsie?",I got burned by you a couple years ago. You sent those oven mitts back and said they didn't work.,1,spont,train train_spont_6230,Are you trying to tell us that you invented the grilled cheese sandwich at home when you were a kid?,That's pretty much what I'm saying. Do you have proof that I didn't?,1,spont,train train_spont_6231,"Good sir, kind lady. Do y'all have any questions for this wondrous oracle that I have built to take me into space?","Well, I just would hope by the time you get it up there there's some science there to be done. Think about the environment, or climate change. Certainly you're not just going up there spending what has to be a billion dollars, or thereabouts, just to see what the shape of Savannah is from space. I feel like the world wide web could tell you that now.",1,spont,train train_spont_6232,"Golgatha, I'm not surprised to hear that you're a Marley Gibbs fan.","You can see my T-shirt, I guess. It's the Marley Gibbs Fan Club Official President.",1,spont,train train_spont_6233,Your pubes connect to you face?,"Yes. Look. The beard is going up, not down.",1,spont,train train_spont_6234,"So as you can see, over here we have such a cool selection of different shirts. Now, were you looking for something with a designer or something that's plain?","Since it's a funeral I have to go to, probably plain.",1,spont,train train_spont_6235,So I'm thinking we should advertise so the people in the neighborhood know we'll ship anything.,For sure. Maybe in the pennysaver?,1,spont,train train_spont_6236,This is the first customer in thew new regime of our concession stand. What do we do if gasoline's what this guy wants?,"You've got to give him gasoline, but give him Mitierry Sauce! That's gasoline, cheese, bell peppers, a baby arm, and two pieces of bacon.",1,spont,train train_spont_6237,"Jeanine, I'd like to talk to you about the improv bake sale.","Oh, OK. Gosh, is it that time of year again? This is my favorite time of year.",1,spont,train train_spont_6238,"Tad, I'm saying if you want dogs to stop taking your prosthetic leg, don't be sanding it with beef jerky.","Well listen, I mean, you got both your legs and they both keep a natural shine to them. Your legs look great. For me, it's worth having the shine beef jerky gives me even if I lose the leg for a couple weeks at a time.",1,spont,train train_spont_6239,I think a problem about them being together is that Rhonda's married to seven men already.,"Yes, but two of them are dead, one of them's a woman, and the other one doesn't love me that much.",1,spont,train train_spont_6240,I'm going to smother you to death. Much like you tried to do to your dear grandmother.,It was still a very good hug.,1,spont,train train_spont_6241,What's crazy is I've never felt like I was sassy at all. But you're both saying I'm sassy.,You're sassy alright. It's in the pitch of voice. No one ever tells someone with a low voice that they're sassy. That's the trick.,1,spont,train train_spont_6242,Are you one of those real trolls or are you just someone who has a mental illness that decided to leave society and live underground?,"I used to be an accountant, but now I think of myself as a fictional character learning the different steam pipe structures around the city.",1,spont,train train_spont_6243,Does paper digest or does it come back out as paper?,A little tiny slip of fortune cookie paper? I think it's safe to say that one's gone.,1,spont,train train_spont_6244,"Daniel, I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you for all animals. They don't care if I've forgotten if we dated in Paris or France or Italy or Rome.","Well, good because you haven't dated any of those animals and they'll never even remember a date that didn't happen.",1,spont,train train_spont_6245,You could help restore it to its former glory.,Artists could express themselves.,1,spont,train train_spont_6246,I can't go to Fifty Shades Darker with my friend?,"Not with her, she has no jaw.",1,spont,train train_spont_6247,Let me see your tiny butthole. Pics or it didn't happen.,He pressed a button on his pants and they lowered.,1,spont,train train_spont_6248,"Briff, I feel a need to, uh, to say all of the parts. Is that okay with you?","No, that's not okay with me. That's bullshit.",1,spont,train train_spont_6249,"You are a free vet of lancing. Like, you do it for free?","Yeah, I will lance your boils for free.",1,spont,train train_spont_6250,I'd be happy to poison anything you need.,"Oh we know, Priscilla. You're so sweet. You've killed so many people for us.",1,spont,train train_spont_6251,"This is it, this has to make me happy. This has to fix everything.","Chuck, I feel like you're putting a lot on this trip.",1,spont,train train_spont_6252,"Could you please mash down the stuff that's already in the recycling bin, so that the lid closes all the way and I don't have to see the poster sticking out?","You're gonna have to stick a leg in there and you're going to feel silly, but it's just recycling. So, it's clean.",1,spont,train train_spont_6253,I've literally been letting out one continuous fart this entire time. I apologize.,I thought it was the whale we're stuck inside blowing water through its hole.,1,spont,train train_spont_6254,"Hey, I saw you guys, are you about to eat your tacos?",I just took a bite of snorkie for the first time.,1,spont,train train_spont_6255,"Please, I beg you to call me Ted.","OK, Ted Macaroon, we've got to get this shot.",1,spont,train train_spont_6256,"As we say where I'm from, ""Well, I'll be a broken off corn in the foot of a poor woman"".",I'm also from here and I've never heard that saying before.,1,spont,train train_spont_6257,Every police car in Wanitoba has come out after our accident.,"Oh, no, everybody? Oh look at them all. Hi Jerry, hi Steve.",1,spont,train train_spont_6258,"Geum, just the usual for me, please.","Just the usual? But Miranda, it's your birthday. Don't you want to do something special?",1,spont,train train_spont_6259,"Hey, who are you talking to? You're yelling down the toilet. Are you sick or something?",I'm talking to a couple kids that are in the storm drain. I still have like 9 more awesome things to say.,1,spont,train train_spont_6260,I just think you're angry because your mom never came home from buying cigarettes.,She had to go far. They don't let you smoke in this state anymore.,1,spont,train train_spont_6261,"Is your soliloquy over, 'cause your machine is leaking?",What is this strange liquid coming out from my beeps and boops.,1,spont,train train_spont_6262,Mr. Fancy Pants over here is bucking for a promotion.,"It's really easy to remember. Descend starts the same as down. Ascend starts the same as up. OK, maybe not.",1,spont,train train_spont_6263,Do you like the new name? I wanted to ask everyone what they thought about it.,It's easy to put on a hat.,1,spont,train train_spont_6264,That is that introverted behavior that I won't tolerate if you want to continue to be married!,"You are going to have to tolerate it because if you leave me you will lose out on all of my beanie babies, and I know you would never do that!",1,spont,train train_spont_6265,Why is no one looking at the x-ray monitor. Don't you see? Dana ate a whole roll of quarters. ,She's throwing up like crazy. Disgusting!! ,1,spont,train train_spont_6266,Serving high end sushi is how they got him to do Ocean's Eleven.,They put it on the sound stage and he showed up.,1,spont,train train_spont_6267,"This is Tia, my love relationship person.","Tia, as in spanish for ant?",1,spont,train train_spont_6268,"Papa, be careful in your Pope mobile. I painted all the window to look like ceramic.","Thank you, but that might not be so helpful.",1,spont,train train_spont_6269,Okay. My name is Jonathan and I'm here for the R-star repair segment.,"Absolutely. Absolutely. We're going to just get you in this dressing room right here, down the hall. It's got your name on it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6270,This is a grave perversion of mars base regulations.,"I understand. I'm sorry, commander. I know I've let you down. I know that this is perhaps the most nontraditional, traditional-nontraditional outcome that one could expect.",1,spont,train train_spont_6271,Santa didn't mean any disrespect.,"Dr. Chang, please. We know it's you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6272,"I pursued my restaurant-eaur career and this is a stew restaurant, of course.","Oh yeah, you used to make food at the LensCrafters.",1,spont,train train_spont_6273,I buff my scalp and I twirl my mustache. I clean my glasses on the end of my sweater. I sound my barbaric yelp over the stilt-tops.,"I'm a sweaty-toothed madman. Take me, James Patterson.",1,spont,train train_spont_6274,What was this Linda's last name?,Hold on a second. I wrote it on one of these walls.,1,spont,train train_spont_6275,"Listen, I bet you thought it was smart to install these phones in the confessional.","Well, it's funny, because you can't see what I'm doing because we're in a confessional booth.",1,spont,train train_spont_6276,"Derek, you said that he needs to harden up.",I did say that. You're right. How do you always remember these things?,1,spont,train train_spont_6277,"Do you hear the music now, Mr. Stanfield?",Take off your metal vest.,1,spont,train train_spont_6278,"Katarina, this is biggest time time for amusement park hotdog stand. Why are you leaving now?","Well, there's four people outside. We have almost no patrons.",1,spont,train train_spont_6279,How do you do sir? I didn't see you standing there.,"I didn't see you standing there either. I was just about to comment on what a lovely day it was here in Savannah, Georgia.",1,spont,train train_spont_6280,The bad news is that the jack booted thugs sent by the president are right outside the door and they are going to shoot all of us.,"Hold on. We have materials in the room. We have yarn, Popsicle sticks, ottomans and pop up books.",1,spont,train train_spont_6281,I have rented one of those R-BnBs.,I've heard of that before. It's a bed and breakfast wiith R&B playing all the time.,1,spont,train train_spont_6282,Is this your first job?,"I guess so, I mean I also babysat my own sister.",1,spont,train train_spont_6283,"You gotta go, sorry Uncle Harry.","Yeah, you're on your own now. Merry Christmas. Take the goat with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6284,"Are you all blind? This isn't doctor Hawaii, this is Dr. Phil in disguise.","Not only that, he had a sports car disguised as a van.",1,spont,train train_spont_6285,We're going to bring you to dinner when we cook you.,"Just to be clear, you're going to seal the top of the chimney. You're going to light a fire. And so you're going to burn me alive and smoke me at the same time.",1,spont,train train_spont_6286,Do you hear that? That's elevator music and an automatic door. We're going into a grocery store.,This is my chance to get out of here. Maybe she'll finally use me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6287,"You're never getting out of here on your own. Take that money and run, got to a border town.","I'm running, ma. I'm running.",1,spont,train train_spont_6288,"Do you do voices? For the simulator, we need you to be able to do different voices. Like, we may want to simulate a cook.","Hey, you want some eggs or something? Pretty good right? That's the voice I would do if I were a cook.",1,spont,train train_spont_6289,"That is what the voodoo princess said. She said ""he who signs for it has to take it, and he who doesn't lives another year.""","OK, I'm not going to sign it then.",1,spont,train train_spont_6290,I'm always impressed by a constant accent.,"Yes, there's nothing I hate more than an accent that's just all over the place. You don't know which way to turn.",1,spont,train train_spont_6291,"We put them on the penguins, had to make them all hats and uh... you know, it worked like a charm up until they went in the water. Got them all rusty.","Yeah, cause they're not designed for aquatic use.",1,spont,train train_spont_6292,Rumpelpiltdown is interested in having some extra security at his hovel.,"Great. Yeah, I'd love to just watch over you. Is there some kind of predator to gnomes?",1,spont,train train_spont_6293,"I don't think this ghost knows anything about the theater, at all.",The only thing he does know is to not stop talking.,1,spont,train train_spont_6294,"When we get close to the destination, can I drive the cab in?","Yeah, sure. I have a gun, so we can do that.",1,spont,train train_spont_6295,"Honey, you better bow. This is her majesty, Kay.",It is I. Kay of Kay Jewelers.,1,spont,train train_spont_6296,"Well, there's a lot of expensive machinery here.","It's very impressive, I know, but I just thought, like, as birth being sort of a natural process, that once my wife gave birth, the machines we just kind of helping, not really doing all the work. So, it wouldn't be quite as expensive as it is.",1,spont,train train_spont_6297,A nun gave us bingo when we got engaged. It was hilarious. A nun came up and we weren't even near a church.,"Yeah, we were just by the water. She came out of the water.",1,spont,train train_spont_6298,"Oh, you are obviously American. I apologize. This was just a demonstration. You'd really do me a solid if you could just be cool.","Wait, you're demonstrating how to pick a pocket? To your young apprentice?",1,spont,train train_spont_6299,"If I wanted an echo, I'd go up on the Yeti.",Fair enough. I love that ride.,1,spont,train train_spont_6300,Jermaine has been working here for 16 years.,Before that I had a whole career in electrical engineering.,1,spont,train train_spont_6301,Being a model on The Price is Right is the greatest gig you could ever hope for.,You're right. It's hard to get a long-lasting gig in LA.,1,spont,train train_spont_6302,"Let me tell you something, mister. When you first showed up I thought you had something. This is interesting. Everyone wants the power of flight. But I don't want some doctor cutting open my body and attaching these wings to me. So I'm out.","And as for me. Listen, I was with a little start-up years ago, and we were putting thermostats in people's forearm so when you walk around you can know what the temperature was. Two people lost their arms in the trials. So, I'm out, because I've been down this road before.",1,spont,train train_spont_6303,"David, we've not had a student like you in some time. Please talk to these young, up and coming students.","Fellow incoming students. When I'm asked for advice about starting in this intergalactic school of performing arts, I usually give three nuggets of information.",1,spont,train train_spont_6304,"I'm representing myself in court. I don't have a law degree. All I have is my good word, which is bullshit.",It's not great. You're accused of murder. And attempted murder.,1,spont,train train_spont_6305,"Look at the length of my shadow, dad.","Son, that's an even bigger shadow than I've been even carrying around this whole time.",1,spont,train train_spont_6306,"Mom, we sound about the same age.",I think that experience at MTV aged you a lot. There's a streak of white in your hair now.,1,spont,train train_spont_6307,"Hey, congrats. You became a lawyer so fast.","Thanks. Well, you know what I did? I passed the bar.",1,spont,train train_spont_6308,"I don't care that you watch Will & Grace, I'll watch it with you for fuck's sake.","Melissa, I know in the past I was a little critical about you watching Will & Grace. But if your ex-husband wants to watch it with you, you have my blessing.",1,spont,train train_spont_6309,"Man, I'm sick of this Sumatra blend coffee. This dark roast is dark as hell, man. I want some French roast.","I hate to interrupt you guys. If you're interested in trying one of the coffee samples we have, go ahead. Otherwise, I'll have to ask you to move aside in the line.",1,spont,train train_spont_6310,"Once they hear a child's died on stage, they can't help but attend.","So, they're not here now, but after word gets out that the child murder is committed...",1,spont,train train_spont_6311,"Oh, he broke loose. He's out in the world, but I think he's happier that way. He likes to hunt.","Well, this is great news for the dog, but maybe not great news for the world at large. Since he likes to murder people and all.",1,spont,train train_spont_6312,We should go back there. I bet she's more vulnerable than the last time we tried to attack her.,"Well, now that we're all on the same page, let's pack it all up. We'll bring Ben and we'll go over to the hermit's house. We'll doink her on the head and anyone else who's around. We'll take their treasures and trinkets and bring them back here.",1,spont,train train_spont_6313,I'm the phantom of this place.,The phantom of our one bedroom apartment? You'd think would have seen you before this.,1,spont,train train_spont_6314,"That'd be terrible. As soon as the Russians are on the moon, they're already waiting in line for bread.","That's the problem with communism, right there. There are too many lines.",1,spont,train train_spont_6315,It was a pretty intense fight. It was much more physical than I described it.,"I mean, it gave me a chill hearing about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6316,"Hello, may I help you. Would you like to buy a piano?",I would like to buy a piano. I heard your Jewish voices from way far away.,1,spont,train train_spont_6317,You should make sure you eat nutrient rich foods because he will absorb all the nutrients and you will get all the calories.,Then I will have some hotdog buns.,1,spont,train train_spont_6318,I already told you. I want an elf costume for my baby.,"Sir, I'd suggest you step right over to the other side of the complex to the Transamerica, they've got all types of costumes. Especially elf.",1,spont,train train_spont_6319,"Targin, would you excuse us for a moment while I hold a family meeting?","Sure, I'll just hang out over here and enjoy my butter brickle ice cream.",1,spont,train train_spont_6320,Look behind that. There's the other six Port-o-Potties.,"I see them. Six, seven, eight. There's nine in all.",1,spont,train train_spont_6321,I wanted to let you know that Hank Thompson might be the guy that stole the police evidence.,"I'll tell you right now. If anyone can bring this guy down, there is a hefty prize on that guys head.",1,spont,train train_spont_6322,"Trish, you're asexual?",You guys know I'm asexual. Have you ever seen me interested in anything other than a cheeseburger?,1,spont,train train_spont_6323,I'm gonna waft this one in the air towards you right now.,"I want to resist but I can't. Oh my god, it melted on my tongue like a salty snowflake.",1,spont,train train_spont_6324,"Excuse me, I forgot my bag in the back and I came over to grab it.","Kay, it's been six months since you got fired.",1,spont,train train_spont_6325,I don't know much about cars.,"I mean, I don't want to brag, but I do. That's my passion; that's my love right there, and you've got a beautiful Passat.",1,spont,train train_spont_6326,"I'm thinking of the other thing you said about how you have to love what you do. Otherwise, what's the point of going on?","Oh, yeah. Existence and what is the meaning of life. We could die anytime, you know? We could get fatally stabbed in the stomach tomorrow. So, you know, why not love what you do?",1,spont,train train_spont_6327,Please call me Pinky.,"Pinky, I'm sorry. I should remember you like to be address informally.",1,spont,train train_spont_6328,"Listen, I don't know if I'm going to make it. I have part of a snack inside of me.","Oh, you're preaching to the choir. I've had many snacks inside of me over the years.",1,spont,train train_spont_6329,"Marshan, this play is terrible. Next time we come to New York, we gotta really make it worth it. It's gotta be a good play.","Maybe it's because we're standing in the back. If could be closer, we could probably hear.",1,spont,train train_spont_6330,"So, you're telling me that you would prefer someone that was made into two half people.","Yeah, I mean, it's pretty lonely down here in the subway. I don't need a lot of complications like being in love with two twins who are resected into one.",1,spont,train train_spont_6331,"General, why are you so wealthy.","It's like lottery tickets are coming out of your pants, left and right.",1,spont,train train_spont_6332,Unmarried means I live somewhere else and don't see you very often.,"So, no biggie. You never really liked your father, anyway.",1,spont,train train_spont_6333,It must take a long time to get your doctorate in medicine.,"Yeah, two months.",1,spont,train train_spont_6334,We've got a lot of work to do if we're going to pass you off as a dentist to these children,What do you mean we have a lot of work to do? You're just going to make me put on your clothes.,1,spont,train train_spont_6335,"Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life.",48 for a logger is like 104 for just a regular job.,1,spont,train train_spont_6336,"Well, Dianne and I couldn't help but notice that you're not so much wearing a shirt as you are a series of band-aids. Is that how you plan on dressing every day?",I can loosen up for sure. This is my more uptight look.,1,spont,train train_spont_6337,You left some hazy instructions when you were being strangled by the monkey's paw. Can you please just go over it with me?,"Yes, open the piano. Use the keys to play the tune.",1,spont,train train_spont_6338,"I appreciate the NBA, but I prefer to have my own competition.","Your own competition? Well, that's never been done before.",1,spont,train train_spont_6339,We have to kill Geum. Federal agents have to kill federal agents sometimes.,"Everyone knows that rule, of course. But I've been working with Geum for a long time. He's a good guy. I know he's had a difficult time here getting information, But I don't think we should outright kill him.",1,spont,train train_spont_6340,A lot of times we use our bathroom behavior as an excuse and it's actually a metaphor for something bigger that's going on.,I don't love myself.,1,spont,train train_spont_6341,"Fraufrick. That's an interesting name. Where does that come from, do you know?",I think that my parents thought I looked kind of like a frog?,1,spont,train train_spont_6342,The librarian was hit by a train?,That's right. He was on the way to his birthday party.,1,spont,train train_spont_6343,"You survived that hanging, you son of a bitch!","Boy, I sure did. I just lost some of the mobility.",1,spont,train train_spont_6344,"You see, he makes like he's in a box. Now he's walking against the wind.",But you told me you were pickpockets. So you're also theater students?,1,spont,train train_spont_6345,We'll tell the cops that we were here the whole time and that we were swimming.,"Well, we don't know which crime they are going to ask us about. For the hospital fire, we can't really say you were here the whole time because you were in the hospital. Also, we don't have a pool.",1,spont,train train_spont_6346,"Well Majorie, I think that's the best Rush show I've ever seen, eh?","Yeah, and we've seen them all.",1,spont,train train_spont_6347,"I'm Eve's husband, you jerk.","You're Adam? I'm your, I guess, grandson. Many times removed.",1,spont,train train_spont_6348,I'm William Shakespeare. I traveled from the past. Let's not talk about it now. Let's check out those whales.,"Oh, my God, I'm so conflicted. I really love whales, but you're saying your William Shakespeare? That's a lot to take in.",1,spont,train train_spont_6349,I need a marketing tactic for peanut butter.,They're all the same right? They seem like they're all the same.,1,spont,train train_spont_6350,You've been acting as a doctor and injecting people with things for years.,"Yeah, science is about experimentation. Read a book to me because I'm unable.",1,spont,train train_spont_6351,So you decided to be two people? Are you merely two people or are there other personalities? ,"I don't want to go into that. I have so many identities. I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net.",1,spont,train train_spont_6352,Because they have the best eggs.,Hotels do have the best eggs. They always have!,1,spont,train train_spont_6353,Let me tell you. I got it in with the big guy upstairs. I'm actually one of the big guys upstairs. I'm literally an angel.,"Whoa, wait am minute. Are you the archangel Gabriel? I thought you looked familiar.",1,spont,train train_spont_6354,I came over as soon as I got the news that we were making this movie and I 'd have no pay and zero trailer.,"It's the true spirit of Aid Man, the fat super hero, who wants to help.",1,spont,train train_spont_6355,"Well, you're a little late if you're just now trying to take down corporate. This is the last Blockbuster. We're almost out of business.","Last Blockbuster? Daddy-master, why didn't you tell us this before?",1,spont,train train_spont_6356,"Just so you know, for an extra fifteen dollars you can take a picture with Mr. Ryner.","That's true, I know you would like a photograph with me.",1,spont,train train_spont_6357,"And, the valedictorian of this class, who is headed to work at the plant: Chuck ZZTop.",We did it! Are we ready to do our choreographed dance to Thriller?,1,spont,train train_spont_6358,"These prophecies we've been giving, are we making them happen or are these just things that we see in the future?",I thought we were all pretty much making it up. I didn't know that there had to be a vision or anything.,1,spont,train train_spont_6359,"Whoa, that's the first time you guys have said no to anything I've asked for.",We're getting smarter.,1,spont,train train_spont_6360,"This is actually not a cave, Stuart. Most of you blacked out when the wave hit. We're in the belly of a whale.","We're in a whale, in a whale belly. Look around, as you can see, all of this is belly. You can't see any other organs, because you're inside the actual belly.",1,spont,train train_spont_6361,"It's such an honor Mr. Ryner, I have always wanted to meet you!","Have you, that's funny because I have never wanted to meet you, ever!",1,spont,train train_spont_6362,You said everybody was cool. I'm not trying to pretend to be no child all day long. Let's get these doughnuts and get the hell out of here.,"It's not that simple. These guys, they're making these crazy doughnuts and they're going to be very cagey about it, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_6363,The bird brought a message for you in its beak. What does it say?,"It says ""breakfast you will never have as long as you do not recall the answer to the song of light and down the tunnel you will fall.""",1,spont,train train_spont_6364,We have a big problem. Have you been down in the evidence room lately?,I have not sir. I forgot the code and I was too embarrassed to ask for it.,1,spont,train train_spont_6365,Let's all thank Mr. Jasper for his wise words.,"Thanks for nothing, Mr. Jasper!",1,spont,train train_spont_6366,You watch how you talk to the boss.,"We will, we will. Please, lower your guns. We come in peace.",1,spont,train train_spont_6367,"You can stay, but just like, in that little area where you are right there.","OK. I love the, what do you call this, threshold? I can just hang out at the threshold.",1,spont,train train_spont_6368,"Xavier, do you eat in your tree?","Yes, I eat stuff that's in the tree. That's where I eat.",1,spont,train train_spont_6369,"So, your improv to take the heat off yourself was to an invent an entire opposite religion.","They believe in a Sky God. I mean, they're morons.",1,spont,train train_spont_6370,Rodney started cooking fries in the kitchen while we were sleeping and the tower is burning down.,What why didn't the alarm go off we just had them checked by the company.,1,spont,train train_spont_6371,Where's that snickerdoodle I ordered? The snickerdoodle sundae?,"It's coming right up, sir. If you just go back to your table.",1,spont,train train_spont_6372,Why would you fill out one sodoku with the same number in all the squares?,"Oh, I always do that. It's the Lord's number.",1,spont,train train_spont_6373,That sounded like the artificial intelligence made a threat to me.,"As the creator of this artificial intelligence, I feel as if i have nothing to fear.",1,spont,train train_spont_6374,What were you saying? What's happening with the family?,"Oh, the kids are across the street at the ice cream shop.",1,spont,train train_spont_6375,"Now, your honor, I'm just a seer suckered, brow mopping, country lawyer, but I don't know what this gentleman has to say.",I would just like to discern what brow mopping exactly is.,1,spont,train train_spont_6376,"Oh sorry, let me take my pants off. I didn't see you there Mrs. Mayor.","That's fine, look, you can keep your pants on. I'm giving you special privileges.",1,spont,train train_spont_6377,Your daughter is very cruel. How sharper than a serpent's tooth to have a mean roasty child.,You're right. I'm going to hit her the next time I see her.,1,spont,train train_spont_6378,"Well, look Art. If this stadium is gonna get any rating higher than a B, we gotta clean out all these drunks.","Aw yeah, because the stadium inspector's coming in. And a B stadium, you can only fill it in halfway.",1,spont,train train_spont_6379,"They are living in a hill that is similar to ours, but different. Can you imagine?",OK. I can't imagine. That seems like the worst. They should be forced to move.,1,spont,train train_spont_6380,"We are very curious, Don, what do you want to find in the woods?",Find the Port-o-Potty. They dropped off the van/truck.,1,spont,train train_spont_6381,"I've got the guns, and on your signal I'm going to pass them underneath near my feet so you can grab them. They'll never see it coming.",People will be too busy dying to notice my hands dropping them. It's a perfect plan.,1,spont,train train_spont_6382,"It's definitely unorthodox to be secretive about your wedding date, but I support you in that.","And I support you, which is why we love each other so much.",1,spont,train train_spont_6383,Well look at all those FBI agents floating up on the ceiling.,You know what? This is a party. I'll get out the pinata sticks.,1,spont,train train_spont_6384,You guys have not been eating real food.,I thought my stew looked like yarn.,1,spont,train train_spont_6385,I would have expected many more customers with the big day one launch of a new comic.,"Well, the truth is. No one really wants to hear from an overweight, fat Aid Man.",1,spont,train train_spont_6386,"Look, you're a good kid. And I think you're doing a pretty good job. But you just seem overwhelmed.","This is the first time I've ever been a valet, man-servant, houseboy. Whatever you want to call it. I just got out of cooking school.",1,spont,train train_spont_6387,Should we take a nap?,"Yes, for a nap. A nap would be so great right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_6388,Go ahead and get back out there.,I'll go pick up your dry cleaning now.,1,spont,train train_spont_6389,"When you moved the pantyhose, did you happen to find a key there?","Oh, this one? I put it in my bra because I didn't want it to fall out.",1,spont,train train_spont_6390,Thank you and sorry to embarrass you in the future when you don't have any money.,"I'm just going to go drown my sorrows in some ice cream, I guess.",1,spont,train train_spont_6391,Look at them over there with their bald heads. They go together like a perfect figure eight.,"They're making each other cry, but happy tears.",1,spont,train train_spont_6392,"My phone, it keeps playing this racist song.",Are you going to look at it? That might be the ringer. It might be notifying you that you're getting an incoming call.,1,spont,train train_spont_6393,"You can get a massage, honey. I feel like there's something wrong here. I'm going to take a walk.","Well I can't turn down a four hand-er. Come on, boys!",1,spont,train train_spont_6394,Is this what you meant by doing other things?,"Well, it was the first thing that I thought of, and it certainly falls into the category of other. I don't know. Geez. At first, you were speaking my language, Dirk. Now I want to know what you mean by doing other things.",1,spont,train train_spont_6395,I am but a humble matchstick girl named fresh fish please save my society.,Were going to do all we can do as president's in fact we already decided that were going to go ahead and roll out the maple syrup act so things are already on the right track for sure..,1,spont,train train_spont_6396,How would you like to be a part of band of pickpockets and occasional kidney thieves?,"I'd love it. Your name is Gaston, but I want to call you Happy.",1,spont,train train_spont_6397,"Roger, let me have you dip your face in this bucket of baby powder.",OK. That is refreshing. I feel much better now and am ready to go out on camera.,1,spont,train train_spont_6398,"When my daddy doesn't believe me, it cuts up my soul, but then a scar forms and makes it stronger.",What a philosophical little child.,1,spont,train train_spont_6399,"Kelly, I would like to record this for posterity. Do you mind speaking into the microphone, please?",I feel very comfortable speaking into this microphone because it's not the barrel of a gun.,1,spont,train train_spont_6400,"Congratulations, it's a girl. What name should I put on the birth certificate?",It's Sandwicheria. S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H-E-R-I-A.,1,spont,train train_spont_6401,Have you seen this barricade?,"Oh, they have the severe tire damage spikes.",1,spont,train train_spont_6402,"Honey, just open the door, just for a moment. Oh, Whiskers wants to say hi! Down boy! He's only a St. Bernard, but he's a mongrel. Pussibly, I think the food's here! Sweetheart!?","Okay. You could come in Crocodear, but I really want to go to Venice. We talked about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6403,You have some really racist face paint on right now.,"Well, I didn't put it on. They put it on me.",1,spont,train train_spont_6404,It was not like this before the rif raff moved in with the laundromat.,It's terrible. I should have stayed in jail.,1,spont,train train_spont_6405,I don't like my hair. I don't like my dumb hands.,"Why would you assign any level of intelligence to your hands, darling?",1,spont,train train_spont_6406,"All right, I'll give you the supplies. But my dad, he almost always gets money upfront.","Oh, yeah, but you have to understand. The way fathers do business is different from the way sons do business.",1,spont,train train_spont_6407,"I'll read you the note the left. ""Hello, we're both powerful tired and we're just going to lay down for a little bit. Do not disturb us and don't look too close at our necks.""","Hm, well, that's pretty convincing. It's just two people fell asleep and we thought it was a murder because someone called and said their was a murder and that you had gone ""ape shit"" to quote the caller.",1,spont,train train_spont_6408,"Pardon me, German immortal man, French-German. Settle a bet for us. We have a little wager. They say if your wrists are bigger than your neck you have cancer. Stick out your wrists and put them here so we can measure.",These are cancer measuring devices? They look like handcuffs.,1,spont,train train_spont_6409,"Wait a minute, it's you. Matern. You work for me now?","Yes, I'm your clark. It's like a clerk but everything's different in this town now.",1,spont,train train_spont_6410,"Listen, meteor, us republicans need to get out of here. We have a big bus and we're going to head to the other side of the earth.",Hmm OK. The time has been increased to 13 hours.,1,spont,train train_spont_6411,"What's so special about this pen other than that it's invisible? Which is a big deal, so I get it.",I know. Are you kidding? I'm Hitler. I love this kind of shit.,1,spont,train train_spont_6412,"Okay, well I'm Prop Supervisor and that leaves me a lot of free time.","Okay, well, use your free to get a tan or knit a sweater, but I am Script Supervisor. I'm in charge of script. You're in charge of props. Why don't you go make love to your gummy rat, or whatever?",1,spont,train train_spont_6413,"It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it?","No, I suppose not. I freely admit that in past times I have fibbed here or there, but it was always in service of our organization.",1,spont,train train_spont_6414,England vs. Great Britain is one of our more popular shows.,It's wonderful because it's this magical land versus a very real place. Everyone loves it.,1,spont,train train_spont_6415,I wasted so much gas driving all the way up here.,Wasted is a big word for visiting a friend on hospice.,1,spont,train train_spont_6416,There's a spot open in the band too if you want.,In Primus? It's every clown's dream to join Primus.,1,spont,train train_spont_6417,Some people call it Dorito Dust!,"Ah, it is like gold dust.",1,spont,train train_spont_6418,You have so many Nickelback CDs in your collection.,It's only Nickelback. He followed them around on tour.,1,spont,train train_spont_6419,"Wait, they give you cups of coffee when you make it to the major leagues?","Yeah, you never heard about that ceremony?",1,spont,train train_spont_6420,"Well, that would explain why I keep drinking people's blood.",And that would explain why your skin is so fresh and radiant.,1,spont,train train_spont_6421,My dog was in good shape when I got him. He's really falling apart now.,"Well, you know, he's 23.",1,spont,train train_spont_6422,I'm sorry your mother abandoned you. My parents stuck around. They liked me.,I guess that's why you're the captain.,1,spont,train train_spont_6423,"So sorry, we didn't see you there. You were sort of blending into the background.",I thought your skin was part of that leather couch.,1,spont,train train_spont_6424,"Mike, you're so sweet to me.","It's your style and your flair. It's the way you live your life that tells me for our 15th wedding anniversary, you want to swim.",1,spont,train train_spont_6425,"Oh, welcome back from your adventure you two.","Look, Carolyn got a tattoo.",1,spont,train train_spont_6426,"Hi, Mr. Wiki. My name's Ben Jafarge.",Oh Jafarge? There's a Jafarge family that invented brownie fudge up in northern Pennsylvania before it became unified as singular Pennsylvania. ,1,spont,train train_spont_6427,"I was cool with being naked, but now that I've eaten that apple, I need to hide my genitals away.","You were gonna let a snake lick it before. Not just a snake, but a snake that's part devil.",1,spont,train train_spont_6428,"Hey Dave, do you really think that Grandma hates me as much as she says she does?","Yeah, man. She's pretty plain about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6429,We died in a car. Our car is also a ghost.,And it's cute.,1,spont,train train_spont_6430,I'm not in charge of getting them out of the van.,You are now. I've promoted you up the pyramid.,1,spont,train train_spont_6431,I find it strange that you told me the story of the woman first and after that about the dog. It seems like the natural heighten would have gone dog first and then woman.,"You know, I get so excited to tell the story about the woman, I forget to put the dog first. The woman is the closer.",1,spont,train train_spont_6432,"Hey, Diane. I don't know if you watch TV at all. Have you seen that show, Will & Grace?","In the name of the father, son, and holy spirit. Now that show is not appropriate for our kind. I mean, Seinfeld, I can get behind. Friends, no problem. The 8 o'clock news, of course.",1,spont,train train_spont_6433,So my name's Tom.,"Oh, Caroline. So sorry. I should have said that as soon as we got in here.",1,spont,train train_spont_6434,"Cookie, you've gotta get outta here. I think we're in danger.",We gotta stop this cocaine fish.,1,spont,train train_spont_6435,Are we supposed to read every parenting book? Are we supposed to watch every therapy show?,I don't know. I guess we could remember what foods our kids are allergic to and if they want to go to New York City for their birthday.,1,spont,train train_spont_6436,"Is the picture level? Oh, yes, Doctor, it's very level. Of course, I'm a nurse, so I have not been trained in many things.",That's right. You sure do like correcting my use of words and how I don't know so many words for being a Doctor.,1,spont,train train_spont_6437,"Look, there's robots in this town, right?","Yeah, that's why I'm here. Wait, you know about the robots?",1,spont,train train_spont_6438,"Okay, remember, here is going to say parir.","Yes, I've lived here for several years, I speak Spanish.",1,spont,train train_spont_6439,I came to a pediatrician's office because I thought you took care of kids.,"Well, yes. That's what pediatrician does. We take care of children.",1,spont,train train_spont_6440,This old skeleton is wearing a Seattle Mariner's cap.,Those caps are built to last.,1,spont,train train_spont_6441,I thought you did quite well on SNL. I think people liked you.,"You think people liked me? I guess I just felt like after I was in one movie, The Net, and then never a movie ever again, people didn't like me.",1,spont,train train_spont_6442,Welcome to Sears and Roebuck. How can I help you?,You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds.,1,spont,train train_spont_6443,"Well, for your information, I was not going to tell a story about a blimp.","Oh you weren't? OK. Well, don't be offended, Rudy, OK? You know, it's just a common affliction that goes along with alcoholism. Memory loss.",1,spont,train train_spont_6444,Will my nose hurt after the surgery? Whenever I sniff?,"I don't know, but it will definitely make a sound. But you can pick the sound.",1,spont,train train_spont_6445,"Look, you can have whatever you want. I'm going to move my development somewhere else, if that's alright with you Salvatore.",As long as I can still invest.,1,spont,train train_spont_6446,"Shannon, we're kind of wandering around. We've lost our car, too. It's a champagne Lexus SUV.","Oh, I've passed like ten of them in here.",1,spont,train train_spont_6447,Well the doctor gave me a clean bill of health.,"Well, that's better than those dirty bills we kept getting in the past.",1,spont,train train_spont_6448,"We want that blazer. You want the coffee. Then, you also want to rip our tickets for True West, which is hours from now.","Yes, it's just to help you out. It's like checking in online for a flight.",1,spont,train train_spont_6449,Anonda wanted to do the dating game to figure out who she's going to be with,I can't believe how quickly this all came together.,1,spont,train train_spont_6450,"If you're looking for people to hang out with, I could come to your grandmother's funeral.","Well, I'm waiting for my cousin James, who is coming in on this train. I wonder what is keeping the train.",1,spont,train train_spont_6451,"The toilets are in the toilet aisle. Right now, you're in screen doors.","That's what I thought these were, but I wasn't 100% sure.",1,spont,train train_spont_6452,"Oh, that was weird.",I felt a chill. Sort of a glitch or something.,1,spont,train train_spont_6453,Jimmy turn that telivision off I'm trying to sleep,Dad it is my time on the TV you said even if you are trying to sleep that I could watch it!,1,spont,train train_spont_6454,"Hold on, you think that Benson is too fanciful a story to happen in real life? A guy working at a government office?",I just don't believe that a black man can hold that kind of position in government. That's all.,1,spont,train train_spont_6455,"So, us black teachers can go to the teacher's lounge still?",The doorway. You can just stand in the doorway of the teacher's lounge and look in.,1,spont,train train_spont_6456,Our final rule is no fraternizing. Don't sleep with coworkers.,"Our chemistry must be obvious to you. I can assure you, there's no sleeping going on.",1,spont,train train_spont_6457,"Well, I did. No one's above the law. And you, saying I just can't shoot people. You know I'm a police person, right? It's kind of our thing.","Yeah, I know that more than anyone here probably. Including the audience.",1,spont,train train_spont_6458,"We're not here to judge the quality of the Jaws sequels, sir. We're just here to judge how long the snake is. We can't re-litigate Jaws and it's subsequent sequels right now.",I would love to litigate it. I wish someone had taken it to court.,1,spont,train train_spont_6459,They should have some kind of refreshments.,"They do, look, that fat guy is taking everything though.",1,spont,train train_spont_6460,"Could you please open the register, sir? This is of vital importance.","I'm sorry, I've never done this before. You have to buy something for it to open.",1,spont,train train_spont_6461,"I'm doing a full McConaughey for her. Lost weight, bleached my hair. I'm walking now.",You're walking. You're not sitting in that wheelchair that you don't need?,1,spont,train train_spont_6462,"I opened the door on my way out of the restroom to come out and wash my hands. As I pulled the stall door inward, there was a man hanging from it as though he'd been trying to push his way in.","He is good and he is great. God is! Not the man. I'm putting my hand up in the air, can you not tell?",1,spont,train train_spont_6463,I'm Kerryanne from the film Poltergeist. I really like Joy Division.,"Oh, I wish I hadn't killed myself before that movie came out. It looked amazing.",1,spont,train train_spont_6464,"Todd, I think Helen might be lying to us about this cousin.","Can I confide something in you, Pamst? I feel like she might be one of those human killing robots.",1,spont,train train_spont_6465,That's kind of a bleak story.?,My mama kind of gave up the reigns real soon because she was a dreamer. She's a pretty woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_6466,"Your hands are shaking, Brandon.","Yeah, I didn't sleep so good last night, Mr. Houston.",1,spont,train train_spont_6467,"Is there a way we can seal him up? I don't want to say preserve. Just in a way that if he didn't get on worked now, we could deal with him later in another place?","Well, if we had any water we could inject him with some of this freeze dried medicine.",1,spont,train train_spont_6468,I guess back to the drawing board because I was going to make an Esty shop for this.,"So your Esty shop was going to be ""I'm selling bottles of water with glass inside""?",1,spont,train train_spont_6469,I shouldn't have eaten so many hot dogs before we got on the dance floor. I feel kind of queasy.,You should sit down. I'm very worried. Are we were sure those were hot dogs?,1,spont,train train_spont_6470,"Well, it's a very dusty, abandoned puppet theater. With very long dust molecules. The molecules are approximately six feet or so.","Wait, the molecules are that long? How long is the actual dust itself, that's visible to the eye?",1,spont,train train_spont_6471,"Excuse me, but could you keep it down? My daughter is not feeling well and I think that the loud noises will startle her.",I'm so sorry. My son is a trial and tribulation every day of my life.,1,spont,train train_spont_6472,Shut your goddamn mouth!,"Cindy, I'll pretend you didn't say that and I won't report you to the manager.",1,spont,train train_spont_6473,"If a female foot fetishist comes in, you'll know when you see.",Female foot fetishists are so rare.,1,spont,train train_spont_6474,"We caught him red-handed with a computer, sending a personal email. That is our group computer. It is for work and solitaire.",So we sent him to the manager's office.,1,spont,train train_spont_6475,"Look, you guys called about two wild dogs trapped in cars. But, Officer Puffins, do you see any wild dogs trapped in any cars over here?",I just see two open Honda Civics.,1,spont,train train_spont_6476,Wait! Viarda you are changing form again.,It's true. I cannot stay any one thing for too long. I have to change shape in order to move the plot forward. Now I am a beautiful bird and I can carry you any place you wish as long a your heart is pure.,1,spont,train train_spont_6477,I'm feeling that whisky a little bit.,"Yeah, I'm so excited to walk this stage.",1,spont,train train_spont_6478,OK. Table for one.,"He'll take you to your table. Show 'em how it's done, Bob. Here's your moment to shine.",1,spont,train train_spont_6479,Take Methuselah's advice. She's been here 108 years.,Being a model on The Price is Right is the greatest gig you can ever hope for.,1,spont,train train_spont_6480,"I know, this is what I came here for. We gotta find some samples or I'm not going to feel like I have worth as a human being.","Me either, Martin. I'm hungry and I don't want to buy food. So I came to this corn maze because that seemed like the quickest way to get free food.",1,spont,train train_spont_6481,"Guys, I can't get the door unlocked. I'm the one pressing the button and I still can't coordinate my two hands.",Just bash your head through the window. Come on.,1,spont,train train_spont_6482,"You should be taking care of that goddamn dog. We got the dog for you, Bibbles.",I know and I love it. Twenty percent of the time.,1,spont,train train_spont_6483,"Don't tell them, little Twitters. We have a secret.",Secrets secrets are no fun unless of course you tell someone.,1,spont,train train_spont_6484,"You keep bringing it up so much, I'm wondering if you're the one who wants to get a room.","Yeah, my own room. A room of my own. Put that in your little self help book.",1,spont,train train_spont_6485,"I can tell by looking at his face, his name is Ron.","OK, can we get a jersey made for Ron? That just says ""Ron"" on the back?",1,spont,train train_spont_6486,"You're taking the extra black history class though, right?","Yeah, we're taking the black history class with Miss Pearl.",1,spont,train train_spont_6487,"Of course your head hurts, Mr. Disney. You've been hit in the head with a brick several thousand times over the years.",It's like my head's a brick magnet.,1,spont,train train_spont_6488,"Yeah, like to me, the baby man represents having a lot of friends and hanging out with people and playing video games and stuff.",You've brought a tear to this old butterface.,1,spont,train train_spont_6489,Larry H. Parker is a god.,"Oh my god, here he comes.",1,spont,train train_spont_6490,As you know we have been secluded in our tower but we want to make things better.,The only way they could make things better would be if they killed those dirty fake mable syrup drinkers but we know they will never be willing to do that.,1,spont,train train_spont_6491,Do you think that I'm a ghost and that I'm going to fleece you out of this place and then have ghost parties for me an my cool ghost friends?,"That's a great idea. We can throw ghost parties and your ghost friends can be here, so can regular humans and you'll be in the same space, so we could be at double capacity.",1,spont,train train_spont_6492,I'm the real Randy. I've never given myself a name ever since it was taken from me and given to you.,I feel terrible. That must have affected your life in such terrible ways! No name? I can't even imagine.,1,spont,train train_spont_6493,"Chaz, how are you doing in the middle of the three person trench coat?","I'm excited, I'm nervous. Trying to tell myself the nervous feeling is excitement, like when you're on a plane that has turbulence and you tell yourself it's almost like being on a roller coaster that you chose.",1,spont,train train_spont_6494,"If you want another dad, you know, I could be another man. I could get a new job. I'll stop wearing these silly sunglasses all the time. Whatever it is you don't like about me.",They're huge novelty sunglasses. Why do you wear those? They get in your way all the time.,1,spont,train train_spont_6495,"You didn't have anything in your hand when you came in, but I assumed you thought you had a bunch of keys to a bunch of cells or something. Your hand was flexing.",I keep my hands loose in case I have to bang on any kind of major appliance to make it go.,1,spont,train train_spont_6496,You're going to pin up a pile of peppers?,There have been many times when I've gone to a farmer's market and I can't hold all the peppers and think I'd like to pin them together.,1,spont,train train_spont_6497,I feel like you don't have to string out string cheese. You can just eat it like it's just cheese.,It's a trick to get children to eat cheese.,1,spont,train train_spont_6498,"This oxygen tank, it's really light.",This is like two and a half pounds light.,1,spont,train train_spont_6499,I had to divorce your mother because I caught her blowing on all of you. She'd sneak in your bedrooms at night.,I liked it. I thought it was very loving of her to do that for us.,1,spont,train train_spont_6500,The phantom of our one bedroom apartment? You'd think would have seen you before this.,I keep a low profile.,1,spont,train train_spont_6501,It was also really weird that the others readily volunteered that information.,"Yeah, I think they were trying to take back that term. Like, I am sterile. You can't define me.",1,spont,train train_spont_6502,So this was an international crime? You sold fake Volvos to Interpol?,"I guess. Needless to say, Universal got this work to release program sort of internship and now I'm entrusted with all of their weaponry.",1,spont,train train_spont_6503,"Well, I got some bad news, y'all. We're out of trees. There's gonna be no more logging in this here town. We got the last one this morning. You know what? I blame corporate America.","I feel like we didn't see the lack of forest for the trees. We focused so hard on each, tree, right? We didn't see the rest of them not being there.",1,spont,train train_spont_6504,Somebody get me a bush!,How about this Kate Bush album?,1,spont,train train_spont_6505,"Wow, your husband, Earl sounds like a real sniveling worm.","Yes, but that one day is the first time that he stood up to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_6506,Do you think it's strange that we got married on the exact same day to different people?,"I think it's not only strange, but it's serendipitous.",1,spont,train train_spont_6507,I've got bionic sniffing powers.,Oh no. Everyone knows I'm the stinky bandit.,1,spont,train train_spont_6508,I have a tall mocha latte for Principal Gumbers.,Thank you. I had to get out of that assembly. This guy is dying up there. He doesn't know what he's doing. I think he's not completely out of rehab yet.,1,spont,train train_spont_6509,"Oh yes, well daddy led the industry in contraptions until his accident.","Oh yes, you know, I saw his copper bust in the Museum of Contraptions.",1,spont,train train_spont_6510,"A script is more of a guideline, right? You probably don't have to memorize it.","Right, you're supposed to use it, but you know how bosses are.",1,spont,train train_spont_6511,"You know, I got a little card actually someone slipped to me. They couldn't find the comment box so they just gave it to me.",Oh really? Now that looks like - if I may - it looks like a page of a journal that got torn out of a journal.,1,spont,train train_spont_6512,He's gone already. He's at a bus station with a portly child.,"OK, yeah, now I remember that happening. I remember that happening, but I feel out of sorts because I shit my pants. I ate a box full of string cheese this morning.",1,spont,train train_spont_6513,"Carl Anthony Simmons, if you don't clean that cheese grater...?","Mama, I got stuff on my plate right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_6514,"You seem to be crying. That's probably bad for me to have congratulated you for ten years of loneliness, right?",I started crying. I take responsibility for my emotion.,1,spont,train train_spont_6515,"Reverend St. Augustine, you're just having a hard time understanding what people are saying in this studio.",I really am. It's the acoustics in here.,1,spont,train train_spont_6516,If we can get on the first taping of The Price is Right - they're doing nine tapings today - we can make that funeral and hardly miss anything.,"I believe you, dad. This is what mom would want.",1,spont,train train_spont_6517,You have stage seven skin cancer. We haven't seen anything like this before. You've got to get out of the sun.,"What do you mean? Look, John McCain's been out in the sun his whole life and he's doing just fine. I wear the SPFs you gave me.",1,spont,train train_spont_6518,"Yes, yes, everyone - of course - is welcome to the food.",I'll open up these peach cans with my gun.,1,spont,train train_spont_6519,It was under your orders that we were going to expand the military to the Antarctic.,Yes we desperately needed a force to combat the incessant threat of polar bear invasion.,1,spont,train train_spont_6520,My husband is a fish. He just lays there. There's no affection there at all. He's just a limp piece of shit.,Why don't you take your potty talk to the potty and drink your coffee there?,1,spont,train train_spont_6521,"Guy, you told us that this area was going to be cleaned out by the 24th.","That's true, Mr. Richington. I would remind you that elsewhere on the planet, it still remains the 23rd.",1,spont,train train_spont_6522,"Hey, Steven Tyler - great Aerosmith show out there.","Hey, thank you Joe Perry.",1,spont,train train_spont_6523,He took my journal right out of my backpack and read it out loud.,"Honestly, you gotta get a lock on that thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_6524,"Then I had this idea about doing a whole swap and a cross over, you and me and me and him, and him and her and him and him.",A four-way. With all of us.,1,spont,train train_spont_6525,"Anyway, you want say anything about the way you left my daughter?","Mom, don't do this. It's embarrassing. I didn't tell him that's why I'm living in the dumpster.",1,spont,train train_spont_6526,"Hello 9-11, I think I just saw a murder!","Oh, wow! Tell me about it. What happened? I've always wanted to see one myself.",1,spont,train train_spont_6527,The toaster strudels that we know were named after you?,"Yeah, I'm from the majestic Strudel family, where the original strudel was named.We immigrated to the United States of America and my name became Toaster.",1,spont,train train_spont_6528,"Well, it's worth one cent.","Actually, no, because, you know, the nickel in there makes it worth more than a penny. I go to the University of Phoenix and I study.",1,spont,train train_spont_6529,"Oh, look. It's a whole book of checks.","Oh, with Betty Boop on them.",1,spont,train train_spont_6530,"Excuse me, is this the dentist open call? I'd like to audition for the dentist position.","Yes, this is the open call for the dentistry for my mouth.",1,spont,train train_spont_6531,"OK, close the CRV doors, Nick.",I don't know if that's really a good idea. There's lots of blood over here in my hands.,1,spont,train train_spont_6532,"Hey, I like you. I'm going to cut you into my William.","Hey, thanks. I hope that means your will.",1,spont,train train_spont_6533,"My boys, my boys. Come on it.","Oh mama, we want to apologize for not having been in touch.",1,spont,train train_spont_6534,"Wait a minute, wait a minute. I feel like the lead kind of got buried. We're talking time travel?","Clarkie, you have to have time travel if you're going to have time crime.",1,spont,train train_spont_6535,"Wow, you really are perfect for this job. Just make sure not to tell anybody because then you'll die in like ten minutes like I am right now.",Let us all swear that none of us will share the information outside this circle.,1,spont,train train_spont_6536,I see what you're saying. Our company needs to move these frisbees out of the factory and into the hands of consumers.,I also think that we need to move them to areas where people aren't constantly suffering from allergies. They might spend more time outside playing with the frisbees.,1,spont,train train_spont_6537,"We need someone, like a maternal figure to help get us out of the painting.","That's a little bit of a leap, but uh, yeah. That sounds right for some reason. Why don't we go get in your car and we'll drive around and look for someone like that?",1,spont,train train_spont_6538,Just put the late fees on our corporate account and we're all good.,"Well the late fees are already on there, it's just that we need the videos back.",1,spont,train train_spont_6539,"In fine print, we say that the contest winner will be revealed around 2019.",This is very smart. It's 1999 right now. We've got 20 years to rake in the cash.,1,spont,train train_spont_6540,"Let me ask you a question Miss Thompsjacks. It is Miss, isn't it?","It's still Miss. Many gentlemen have courted me, but I'm not ready to commit. A few women too.",1,spont,train train_spont_6541,I bought a nightgown so that wardrobe doesn't have to even worry about that for my costume.,"Right, but presumably, you know, everybody's got, like, sleeping clothes at home. So, it's not that impressive of a gesture.",1,spont,train train_spont_6542,"I'm Blaine, I'm from the studio. I also have a lot of great ideas.",Some of your ideas are pretty good. We did do Toilet Island.,1,spont,train train_spont_6543,"Now, if you're gonna travel anytime in this here new car, you don't need the GPS. I'm gonna give you a portable GPS. It can be ripped right out and tossed out any time you want.",Do we pay extra to have the GPS in the car without ripping it out?,1,spont,train train_spont_6544,"Joan, you're the boss. Is the phone working?","You know, I had it turned off. I was tired of everyone calling all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_6545,"Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be amazing. So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends.","Now, listen. As a business manager, I'm sort of obliged to execute whatever you want it to be, but let's say it's three or four in the morning and you're not really selling as much fish.",1,spont,train train_spont_6546,I got wheels in my brain. They move my thoughts along. Like a machine.,"Hey, you should put that in your book.",1,spont,train train_spont_6547,"This is my dream. I've always wanted to be a factory worker, and now I'm doing it. If we move all the boxes today what's my tomorrow?",Did you think you were at a factory this whole time? This is a warehouse.,1,spont,train train_spont_6548,I figured I could get some paintings done and bring that money back to save us from this hell hole.,"What would we even use the money for? To make more carvings on ourselves because we're stone, FYI.",1,spont,train train_spont_6549,Because you don't want to talk about the trading of human body parts.,People have cameras on their telephones now. It's a dangerous time.,1,spont,train train_spont_6550,It's the square. There's something about it. It brings out things.,"There is something about the shape of a square that causes people to call in love, basically. If only my strict policy guidelines didn't forbid inter-garden romance.",1,spont,train train_spont_6551,We're all actors. Except probably Lisa and Alexandro.,"Yeah, I'm not an actor. Just a newly confident person.",1,spont,train train_spont_6552,How about if we took Judy to the seasonal aisle at Rite Aid?,She loves seasons.,1,spont,train train_spont_6553,"My coasters are ceramic, and they're all different colors. Salmon, pink, fuchsia.","We don't want to tell her, but she's just throwing dishes. She thinks they're over-sized coasters.",1,spont,train train_spont_6554,I thought Grandfather had died of old age.,"Actually, she died in the experimental ant farm.",1,spont,train train_spont_6555,"Herman's still in the chimney, I see.","Yes, I am. But I am going to bring you to justice.",1,spont,train train_spont_6556,"I wanted to have the convention at Dick's Last Resort restaurant, but I was outvoted.","Selfishly, I'm glad you got outvoted because then I wouldn't have been able to meet some of my heroes.",1,spont,train train_spont_6557,Why was I the last to know you couldn't read? I'm your husband.,"Well, if you cared enough to be with him while he tried to read me a bedtime story, you would have known.",1,spont,train train_spont_6558,"I don't want to be here. You don't want me here, but I'm here. I'm gonna make us some money.","Jeremy, summer camp is about fun. It's about remembering to play and how to play and when to play and where to play.",1,spont,train train_spont_6559,That's right. It's concession. Do you need concession?,"Well, I have an empty gas can. I could really go for some gasoline. You guys got anything like that?",1,spont,train train_spont_6560,I just want to apologize for prying earlier. I apologize. He said he was going to a funeral and I asked a bunch of intrusive questions.,"Excuse me, I'm also going to a funeral. I'm looking for a black shirt that says ""I didn't know you well, you were my teacher and I didn't like you. But I feel sorry for you.""",1,spont,train train_spont_6561,"It's good to see you, Dayle. You've aged amazingly.",Thank you. Some people say I haven't aged at all. But those people are crazy.,1,spont,train train_spont_6562,You'll never be free of people!,"Dearly beloved, with those words, we begin this marriage ceremony. We will never be free of people because we need each other to guide each other through this life.",1,spont,train train_spont_6563,A lot of people cut corners and they'll just x-ray the forehead.,No. Do a deep x-ray of my husband's skull and head.,1,spont,train train_spont_6564,Put the key under the pantyhose.,That's our family motto. It's stitched on our flier.,1,spont,train train_spont_6565,Don't just start with that line!,"But, it's like the general idea of what's happening.",1,spont,train train_spont_6566,"Daughter, I've come to realize that it doesn't matter if I'm your actual father or if I'm the father of these air molecules around us. What's important is that we're a family.","Yeah, why don't we go find that sad employee and pick on him some more?",1,spont,train train_spont_6567,The smart phone is putting itself right up to Dr. Phil's ear.,"Oh, my God. It's levitating.",1,spont,train train_spont_6568,"Ok, now this is part of the simulation. This is what the salesman and his girlfriend might look like.","Oh, these are holograms. These are holograms of the bad guys.",1,spont,train train_spont_6569,Did you tell the pregnant lady to get her legs up?,"Yes, Roberta. Roberta, you're front desk. Stay out of this delivery room.",1,spont,train train_spont_6570,"Are any of those kids related to famous people? Because if so, I'm all in on buying them.","Well, as you know, many celebrities come from Wisconsin. So it's very possible.",1,spont,train train_spont_6571,Every day I wake up thinking I'm going to walk. This is exactly why. Why can't I have prayers and dreams?,"Honey, it never even occurred to me that you would pray. I suppose it's possible, but this just seems unorthodox.",1,spont,train train_spont_6572,I'm a Muslim woman. Why would you think I was a man? What man is wearing a scarf wrapped around his head?,"Look, I don't know. I don't get out of the ice cream parlor/bar a lot, ma'am.",1,spont,train train_spont_6573,"Hey, I'm doing a gig over at Ernie's Chuckle Bunch. I have a ticket and I have no one to give it to.",I'd love to go watch you do stand up comedy.,1,spont,train train_spont_6574,Just stay on your side of the track. That's right. One day we're gonna have a house with a wall. Just you wait and see.,I'm feeling threatened.,1,spont,train train_spont_6575,I'm going to need you two to put me back up on the shelf. I can't hear you anymore.,"Where's the camera? This is a prank, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_6576,It sounds like they were a very pleasant case. Should we be scared or invite them for dinner??,"Well, it must have been a plan to infiltrate the ship to get a sense of the layout.",1,spont,train train_spont_6577,I'm having a great time out here listening to the radio alone.,"Brian, this is supposed to be a family thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_6578,"Thank you, have a nice day. This is my coat, and um, OK. You've got this. You're a professional. I have dreams of my own.",She left. I can't believe she left the baby she just gave birth to.,1,spont,train train_spont_6579,"The judge didn't even say not guilty? It was ""sold."" That's weird. Like he was at an auction.",So they let Steven Tyler off because he scatted like an old Blues man?,1,spont,train train_spont_6580,Can we at least put the squirrel on a plate before we eat it?,"No, because the asphalt cooks it naturally in the sun. Go for the brains first because that's where the information comes from.",1,spont,train train_spont_6581,What the hell are you guys doing? This is my case.,"Geum, we need all hands on deck with this. You've been working it alone for ten years.",1,spont,train train_spont_6582,"Needless to say, my boss stood us up. My wife was furious.",Probably because she got all ready for nothing.,1,spont,train train_spont_6583,"Tina, your mommy might be a completely different looking person when she comes back or she might have a completely different personality. We're looking to have interesting experiences.",That's why adults get married.,1,spont,train train_spont_6584,It's unfair of me to blame her I suppose.,Gee do you really think so? It's more than obvious that you are a horrible person.,1,spont,train train_spont_6585,"Well, i guess you want my badge and my gun and my hat and my pants and my underwear.",I'll take the pants. Kirk has been looking for pants.,1,spont,train train_spont_6586,"Uh, quick question. Uh, does anyone else have a problem with the way Cynthia looks?","Briff, you mean, because she's my most pregnant? Uh, we have talked about this, and Cynthia feels it is her right as an artist to play the role, uh, in, uh, whatever physical role she finds herself in.",1,spont,train train_spont_6587,Who you want to bring in is up to you. At this time I cannot weigh in on that matter,I'd like to bring everyone. Is that OK?,1,spont,train train_spont_6588,"I'm so sorry, but the restaurant is closed and you aren't leaving.","Then, maybe we shouldn't stand on ceremony and refer to you as what you really are. You're Cosnaksaway.",1,spont,train train_spont_6589,"Oh, you think a forest builds itself?","That's exactly what I think, in fact I even saw it deep in the Siberian wilderness.",1,spont,train train_spont_6590,Just pick the best video. I'm done trying.,I thought they were all great because I think that you've got charisma.,1,spont,train train_spont_6591,"Listen, your shirt-clad naked body will vibrate with the sounds of the light.",I'm starting to feel like a tiny dog that shakes for no reason.,1,spont,train train_spont_6592,"Emeril, this is Cassandra. She's been bugging out ever since she got here.","Yeah, probably too much cheese.",1,spont,train train_spont_6593,"Have you noticed that Pampt says she's a hair model, but she has a crew cut?","Yeah, also, I follow all the big hair trades, and none of them are called International Hair or Global Hair. Those magazines that she mentioned don't exist.",1,spont,train train_spont_6594,You want to hear my Colombo impression?,"Yes, please. I've heard some bad ones, so I'd like to hear some good ones.",1,spont,train train_spont_6595,"Change the entry under the Best Buy parking regulations, so that we can all get out of here.",Do I need to make an account or something?,1,spont,train train_spont_6596,"So, they're dead now. Took care of it.","Thank you, Targin. It's going to be a nice Christmas now that they're gone.",1,spont,train train_spont_6597,"Oh, Curtis. You know I just love Loretta Lynn.",Oh there she comes onto the stage right now singing her signature song.,1,spont,train train_spont_6598,Well I don't want to buy a piano. I'm trying to buy some jewelry. ,"I'm not suggesting that you do, ma'am. I'm just saying that even though there is not a person named Kay who works here, we're happy to assist you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6599,Did you see the paper today and where I am on this list?,"Oh, my God. Yeah, I see where you are, Judy.",1,spont,train train_spont_6600,"We're telling the general public that three astronauts, Neil Armstron, Buzz Aldred and Michael Collins are going up in one capsule, Apollo 11.",I always forget about that third guy. Do we even know he was there? You never see him.,1,spont,train train_spont_6601,Well don't you have an ounce of compassion? Did you kill that dog?,"Well, of course I did. Then, I made a fortune selling dog skeletons.",1,spont,train train_spont_6602,Let's have a dance party. I haven't danced with a man in years and years.,One dance. Any song you want.,1,spont,train train_spont_6603,"Sweetheart Pussibly? Kitty cat? Uh, most, uh, precious thing I've ever loved. Now listen, you've got the ultimate bod. You got it. You're so special.?",You said I look like I have giraffe legs.,1,spont,train train_spont_6604,It sounded - it's either really dangerous or really sexy.,"Oh, it didn't even occur to me that it might be sexy. I just assumed danger. That's a great spin.",1,spont,train train_spont_6605,I am on the board. My name is Roland Orzaball.,Roland Orzaball rolls off the tongue like a ball of souls. ,1,spont,train train_spont_6606,"Now, Martin, I'm only gonna ask you once. I want the truth. How did you lose the shoe?",I'll only tell you one more time! A wildebeest took off with it!,1,spont,train train_spont_6607,"Michael Jackson, it's getting hot inside you. Can you get to your speech?","I guess I go now off to Neverland, not the Neverland of JM Barry's wonderful book, Peter Pan, but a land where I'm never alive and have no more thoughts.",1,spont,train train_spont_6608,Are you Roger Elliot? I couldn't tell because you don't have a name on the front.,"That's right. Because I want to be discreet, I'm a good private detective.",1,spont,train train_spont_6609,"Suedeface, I feel like we've met before, but like a really long time ago.",You do look familiar if you were a baby.,1,spont,train train_spont_6610,"Mr. Brown, we called you into my office to fire you.",Is it because I called one of the kids' poems poop?,1,spont,train train_spont_6611,"Mrs. Abernathy, some of your fruit is coming off your hat. You're losing a banana.",This is the most mortifying thing that has ever happened to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6612,You guys want to use the Ouija board? I think I feel spirits around this house.,"I'm not scared. Come on, Barfany. What could go wrong?",1,spont,train train_spont_6613,"So, we can meet back here say one o'clock?",Sure. That gives us three whole hours.,1,spont,train train_spont_6614,"Seventy-five years in this business, and I don't even know this. I mean, this is embarrassing. Keep this under our hats.?",We'll make a solemn promise. This does not leave this cold storage.,1,spont,train train_spont_6615,Are you sure I don't look wealthy? I thought that I look pretty wealthy.,You look like a costume of a wealthy person.,1,spont,train train_spont_6616,"Beth, I'm going to be straight with you, because I'm standing right behind this honesty tree. I'm leaving. I've been sent on a mission.",Is this about your wife that was stoned by the children and then ran away?,1,spont,train train_spont_6617,"Now, I promise I will come back with the money, but I just need these contraptions supplies.","All right, but my dad, he almost always gets money upfront.",1,spont,train train_spont_6618,"We're going to be up on the moon any day now, Premier Khrushcev.","Well, we're ahead of you in the time zone, so you know we're still going to get their first.",1,spont,train train_spont_6619,We haven't even rehearsed and our first show is tonight. We gotta get to rehearsing.,I'll get the eight balls. I know how to do this.,1,spont,train train_spont_6620,"Now, does anyone have an Epipen? This man seems to be having an allergic reaction.",I have an Epipen. It was in my hammer case.,1,spont,train train_spont_6621,We gotta tough this party out as a family.,"Alright, I'm not going to like it though. This fucking guy is the worst.",1,spont,train train_spont_6622,"So, I've got to be the one to make the doll talk?","Yes, you've got to do it. That's what ventriloquism is. You pretend the doll is talking.",1,spont,train train_spont_6623,"Doris, are you really a dog that traded places with a human?","Yes, I think it's weird. People look at me weird. ",1,spont,train train_spont_6624,A looking mirror sounds like a thing a pervert has.,"In so many ways you're like 20 years beyond your actual age, honey.",1,spont,train train_spont_6625,These kidneys are getting sticky.,Do you want to put them in my backpack?,1,spont,train train_spont_6626,It's fine. I'm not mad about that. I'm very concerned about this blood filled manatee tank.,"That's number one, thimble's number two.",1,spont,train train_spont_6627,"Well, we have a flight to catch in three hours.",This is part of the reason why Jeremy is divorcing you. You're too rigid about being at certain places at certain times.,1,spont,train train_spont_6628,Do you live alone?,"No, I have four cats. But, they have their own litter boxes.",1,spont,train train_spont_6629,"I grew up with a very domineering older sister who told me exactly what my life was going to be, including marrying you.",I'm so glad she died before we got married.,1,spont,train train_spont_6630,"I think I know what your secret is, LeBron. You killed Scott Adams.",I did kill him accidentally and now I have to go. It wasn't fully my fault.,1,spont,train train_spont_6631,"Billy Jr. of quadrant seven is right. Always speak up, that's my first bit of advice. Speak up. Make sure you can be heard.",What about for robot students like me?,1,spont,train train_spont_6632,"Son, I want to tell you something. I'm glad you're embarking on your own life and you're going to move to Palm Springs. And good for you, because you deserve to have a good time and that's a fun place.","Thanks, dad. I'm moving three blocks away to move to Palm Springs.",1,spont,train train_spont_6633,"Wait a minute. There was this one time I through out this piece of trash, but I missed. It bounced off the trash can onto the street, and I didn't go back and fix that.","Well, a man slipped on that, and it caved in his arm.",1,spont,train train_spont_6634,Hand me the scallops.,Scallops? Are you going to eat right now? You want the scallops?,1,spont,train train_spont_6635,We're going to get Jack and Tonya there and maybe their coolness will rub off on us.,Our coolness might rub off on them. Did I tell you about the costume I have planned?,1,spont,train train_spont_6636,Mmm. The best hotdogs in the world come from there.,"Why don't more people know how good the hotdogs are in Paris, France?",1,spont,train train_spont_6637,"Pierre, you can't always say it's square pizza day and think everything's going to be okay just because that food is something we all live for.","Yeah, and yesterday you brought those disgusting lima beans to put on top of the pizza. Who does that?",1,spont,train train_spont_6638,"Of course it is, like the Little Egg Town. The citizens walk around with peanut shells and it's Easter all year long.",And they've all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town.,1,spont,train train_spont_6639,You probably notice that I have some new fringe work in my office.,"Oh, yeah. Why does that look familiar to me?",1,spont,train train_spont_6640,"Susan, what if you roll around in some hot chocolate and make the whole cloud brown?",Brown cloud is stormy weather. I'll play Stormy Weather on my ukulele. Thanks for your help.,1,spont,train train_spont_6641,"Girls, we're renewing your contract for another 35 years. Congratulations.","That psychic told us we would die in 35 years, which means we're set for our whole lives.",1,spont,train train_spont_6642,How quickly do I run away afterwards?,"You don't. Unless you spit on them, then you can run away.",1,spont,train train_spont_6643,You can have as much steamed potatoes as you'd like.,"Well, I can steam a potato at home!",1,spont,train train_spont_6644,I'm Tobias Stormhawk.,"Oh, I read about you in the storm drain almanac. I read it cover to cover.",1,spont,train train_spont_6645,How are we going to get our ghost characters to the theater?,I thought you would take care of that. This is your show.,1,spont,train train_spont_6646,"Jerezebelle, that is the opposite of what we do here in Florida.",What? Take too long to do things? Your elections would beg to differ.,1,spont,train train_spont_6647,Roger! Jermaine is a goblin. He's oozing with ooze.,Electrical engineering school kicked me out and I made a deal with the devil.,1,spont,train train_spont_6648,"I need you guys to get to that train station. Be discreet. Don't raise your voice. Whatever you do, don't announce that you're a spy.",Of course not. We'll be the most professional spies you've ever had.,1,spont,train train_spont_6649,Reading? How do you do reading?,"Well, I started as a very young man. My mother read me a book about ants and she taught me the vowels.",1,spont,train train_spont_6650,"Crackers, I dug up the body of Wrinkle Pants because your veins were like tree stumps. They were calcified.","Well, I ate a dozen eggs a day. Was that a bad idea?",1,spont,train train_spont_6651,"Look at you, you look like you're out of a comic book yourself.","It's because I'm so attractive, I need to hide my face with this mask.",1,spont,train train_spont_6652,Did you guys see all these chicken bones outside?,Did you see them? I'm going to try to shove them all in my mouth.,1,spont,train train_spont_6653,The gorilla mask is going to block out the light and then I'm gonna powder that down.,Shouldn't I be the one with the gorilla mask on?,1,spont,train train_spont_6654,I'm going to go down to aisle 12. I'll be back in a little while.,I actually need you to go home and flush your toilet because it's fucking disgusting.,1,spont,train train_spont_6655,Why didn't you buy me a blimp ticket when you bought yourself one?,"I got my own ticket, babe. I thought you had one.",1,spont,train train_spont_6656,Were there any other people around you that were sick? Were there people that seemed to be lying on the ground and weren't moving anymore?,"Oh, yeah. There were tons. They were all over the place.",1,spont,train train_spont_6657,"I was going to get the Reuben and a half. It says here on the menu ""one sandwich not enough, two too many, get our sandwich and a half and you won't leave any.""","Fine, fine. Do you want the corned beef? The pastrami is so fatty it will just say in the back of the throat and cause choking.",1,spont,train train_spont_6658,I'm trying to test your reflexes but your leg doesn't seem to be moving.,Because you're not the boss of me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6659,Don't they understand we have to toast all of the sandwiches?,"That's the whole point, isn't it? It's slowing us down. We gotta stop that toasting, I swear. It's killing us. Do you know how fast we could get sandwiches out of here if we didn't toast them?",1,spont,train train_spont_6660,I just want to put it out there that I'm not going up to space with you two gentlemen and your artificial intelligence to commit to any sort of relationship.,"You needn't worry because you will each have separate chambers in and I will make sure you're locked in every night. And there will be a camera on each one of you, and I will make sure that nothing wrongdoing is going on.",1,spont,train train_spont_6661,"You're being condemned to the circle of hell, where jazz covers of your favorite pop songs play all the time.","You mean smooth jazz? Oh, no, I've lived my life incorrectly.",1,spont,train train_spont_6662,"OK, get me my fucking fish.","I'll tell you what, I'll buy your fish. I just wanted to ask the young lady behind the fish counter something first.",1,spont,train train_spont_6663,"Did it catch on fire? Because that would be the ultimate firehouse issue, am I right?",We experienced some light singeing due to a chili incident.,1,spont,train train_spont_6664,"Listen, Cynthia, I love that you take your role of Juliet so, how do I say, uh, possessively, but as your nurse in the show and off the show...",That's right. I have many elements.,1,spont,train train_spont_6665,I still can't get a straight answer out of you about whether you're the manager or not. I'm going to put this in my book.,You're putting so much in that book. How much of this is going to reach thee man?,1,spont,train train_spont_6666,"There's a lot of curls and the sign looks very fancy, but I'm afraid people won't know how much the pianos are.","Well, what if they go in the store and they look at the sign and it makes them more interested in the piano even if they can't read it?",1,spont,train train_spont_6667,"Remember Belcher, the crazy deputy? He was like a dog and he'd bite people.","Yeah, he'd call people dog breath 'cause you couldn't curse on TV. He'd make up his own kind of curse words.",1,spont,train train_spont_6668,"In the past, where you come from, women died in childbirth.","My God, that's all they did.",1,spont,train train_spont_6669,"Gaya, it's that mouth of yours that just makes you irresistible.","I know it do, right? It's the only black hole, so far.",1,spont,train train_spont_6670,"Oh, I just finally freed myself from the worm hole.",Did you kill Hitler this time?,1,spont,train train_spont_6671,"Four times. I've lived here and died. Each time I'm buried in a graveyard and I come back to life. Each time, I'm wearing another sweater.","Maine is an uncanny place. What Bert doesn't know is that each time he dies, I die of a broken heart.",1,spont,train train_spont_6672,"Hey, I've got to say, this is a pretty nice buffet for a dental convention.",It's not bad. You know what I love about this restaurant? It's in a hospital.,1,spont,train train_spont_6673,"Hopper, will you kick these guys out?",They call me Hopper because I hop over the counter.,1,spont,train train_spont_6674,I've been trying to lose my old accent.,"Well, you might as well use your mum. Just throw me in a ditch.",1,spont,train train_spont_6675,Why wouldn't people just make their own bottles filled with water and glass at home if they wanted to? Which no one wants to do.,"Because, you know, you have to go out to all the different Burger King parking lots, find the glass, put the glass in. You risk cutting yourself. That's actually why I'm trying to come to this hospital. I cut my fingers up. I just need to make sure they're not infected.",1,spont,train train_spont_6676,"Well, it's nice to make your acquaintance. I brought a ton of coins.","That's good, we're down to four. We've been spending them.",1,spont,train train_spont_6677,"Are they doing a Night at the Museum at the post office? Oh, my god, a Night at the Post Office?",They can't see what happens here. All the mail comes alive!,1,spont,train train_spont_6678,You want to head back to the ocean?,We should start walking or get a lift or something.,1,spont,train train_spont_6679,I'd like to see the murder weapon one more time.,Here's the ax covered in blood and brain matter.,1,spont,train train_spont_6680,I'm getting rid of the Tuesday laptops on Wednesday and the Wednesday laptops on Thursday.,"Alright, you have to mark them out before you put them in the bin.",1,spont,train train_spont_6681,It's a good thing we had one of these installed.,"Yes. When I told the Air Force I wanted to add a periscope to this airship they laughed at me. They said I was insane, foolish.",1,spont,train train_spont_6682,You know we love the work you do here? It's so beautiful.,"Of course. Gianni, Gonatella, this has been my dream.",1,spont,train train_spont_6683,"I look you up and down, from the top of your head to the bottom of your stilts.","And I make sure my legs look good first, and then I take that energy to my midsection an use it. Wherever your eyes go, that's where I put my energy.",1,spont,train train_spont_6684,How is this fair because we're not magic at all,It's fair because theres three of you and one of me!,1,spont,train train_spont_6685,What is the lore say? Is there a particular way that the out of towner needs to be sacrificed?,"Hold on, let me consult the Jersey Shore Book of Shadows.",1,spont,train train_spont_6686,How dare you call her an Oompa Loompa. That's our child.,I have two pageant dads and they make me dress like this.,1,spont,train train_spont_6687,There seems to be a lot of hippies out in the crowd. A lot of people with dirty hair.,"Yeah, hippies are known for having dirty hair. There's rumor that this venue has a discount for hippies. That might be why the whole place smells like a locker room from the 1960s.",1,spont,train train_spont_6688,So probably that's a better thing to say. Non-Swiss cheese.?,Like a cheese grater that's got cheese baked into it and you haven't scrubbed it in awhile so those holes are dang filled with some sort of cheese - maybe your Swiss or your Jarlsberg or whatever you want. I'm not gonna...,1,spont,train train_spont_6689,"Yeah, is this the Classic London Hotel?","Yes, it's one of them classic ones. You can tell because we've got wallpaper in the foyer. And you can get a classic English breakfast.",1,spont,train train_spont_6690,Sure. Will I really get to see you when we hang out tomorrow?,Just meet me in the alley so you can't see me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6691,"This is awkward, Mom. I don't want to tell Dad that you're not sexually attracted to him.",Why don't you try spelling it out?,1,spont,train train_spont_6692,The pirates mean us harm. They mean to slit our throats and take our treasure.,I'd like to see them try. I have sparkling wine for all.,1,spont,train train_spont_6693,I thought you were just going to rip the tickets.,This is Broadway. We use scissors.,1,spont,train train_spont_6694,What's going on on? There's antennas coming out of your head the more excited you get.,This is a hat that I put under my hair.,1,spont,train train_spont_6695,"I'm excited to handle all these snakes in the name of the Lord. Amen. Do I just stick my hand in the box, Judy.",You just stick your hands in the box and pull out the first thing you feel in there.,1,spont,train train_spont_6696,"Hey, let's put a box on top of him.","That's a great idea, Slats. Let's put all the boxes on top of him. And then we'll be done.",1,spont,train train_spont_6697,"Hey, honey, I follow your lead.","Thanks, honey. It's funny because you're the colonel.",1,spont,train train_spont_6698,"You're kicking me out, Papa?",I think you should go wear bright colors somewhere.,1,spont,train train_spont_6699,"Hey, it's me, Heroin Harry. The little imp you see when you do heroin. How's your drug trip going?",It's really fun. It's way more fun than I could have ever expected it to be.,1,spont,train train_spont_6700,It's great that they have a Starbucks in here.,I'm relieved frankly because I was going for days without any food or water. Then I found this Starbucks.,1,spont,train train_spont_6701,"What can I say - your wife Doris loves buying cars. I buy them every day, so many cars.","Doris, if i go out there, and I expect to see a car, am I actually going to see a pile of chicken bones like every other time?",1,spont,train train_spont_6702,I heard they're going to get the tasers out of the locker.,"What, just for a Wreck-it Ralph impersonator? That's too far.",1,spont,train train_spont_6703,"Dear God. First of all, enough about me, how are you?",Thanks. Someone finally asked me. Jesus is getting colicky and I can't get him to be quiet.,1,spont,train train_spont_6704,I remember that time at the weigh-in scale when everyone was talking about carob chips and stuff.,"Yeah, it was like a human heart attack; they were jamming up the bloodwork of the weigh-in. It turned into a free-for-all.",1,spont,train train_spont_6705,Do you like watch me walk away?,"Oh, more jokes for me! You make me laugh.",1,spont,train train_spont_6706,"Oh, Jermaine, you decided to come to me, the devil.","Yeah, I'm having a rough time in class. I'm being bullied. They're calling me Willy Wonka and it's the worst insult I can imagine. I want revenge.",1,spont,train train_spont_6707,When I take this kneecap off. It goes right in the trash.,"Well, I only want you to take half because I want to have the other doctor take half and see how they do.",1,spont,train train_spont_6708,"Oh, you've got scales, Poseidon.","I know, it's gross, right? I tried to put some of the Euricin cream on them. I keep it by the sink.",1,spont,train train_spont_6709,Do you think there's a gang of kids with bones running around?,Absolutely. They're out to get us.,1,spont,train train_spont_6710,"Hey Joanie, let's quit working here and go start a new life somewhere else.","Gareth, that sounds like a happily ever after I could never have imagined.",1,spont,train train_spont_6711,"Settle down, Junior. We're just passing the time.","Hey, don't call me Junior. My name's Junebug.",1,spont,train train_spont_6712,"It's so high. It's just so weird. Oh it's rubbing on your belt, that's the issue.","That's the thing! You don't see these things in your future. You don't go, I gotta buy high waisted pants.",1,spont,train train_spont_6713,I don't want to fight. You guys better hold me back. Please hold me back.,"I got your right arm, Tony.",1,spont,train train_spont_6714,Here are some fried clams on the house.,"Oh, thank you. I'm sorry I was so cross with you before. I really don't like being rushed when I'm ordering.",1,spont,train train_spont_6715,"My father wanted me to join the Army and I said I would. When he died, I decided to join the Navy instead, as a half measure to honor him.","Ironically, you've ended up in a dark place, just like you said you never would.",1,spont,train train_spont_6716,You're not good with money.,"No, last time I made a large sum of money I threw it all into a mall fountain.",1,spont,train train_spont_6717,I'd like to render the flesh from that fucking dentist.,"All in good time, child. Your day will come and you can find that dentist.",1,spont,train train_spont_6718,I was going to do a piece from Admiral Atta Boy. Everyone loved it. I got big laughs.,It was very good. He played five characters.,1,spont,train train_spont_6719,Welcome to station A-13. How may I help you?,We just got a disturbing call from a high school principal and it seems that the jig is up.,1,spont,train train_spont_6720,"OK, here. Take all my money.","Wow, $30,000. Here's your bus ticket. Have a wonderful trip.",1,spont,train train_spont_6721,It seems like an impractical outfit.?,"Yeah, I mean, why would you fight crime like that?",1,spont,train train_spont_6722,These look very expensive.,"Yeah, they are. They're thirty percent handmade.",1,spont,train train_spont_6723,So it's like a Swiss cheese that ain't got no holes in it? It's just cheese.?,So probably that's a better thing to say. Non-Swiss cheese.,1,spont,train train_spont_6724,Do you like your steak medium rare or rare?,"Why are you talking like you work here at Houston's, honey?",1,spont,train train_spont_6725,Time passes differently inside paintings.,"So wait, maybe Edgar hasn't been here for 45 years. Maybe it's been less time than that. Maybe no time at all has passed since you entered this painting, or since I've entered this painting.",1,spont,train train_spont_6726,"I've never been so turgid, oh my god this is amazing. Oh no.","Oh no, rookie, he's breaking through his space suit.",1,spont,train train_spont_6727,"Thominson, are you interested in my mother? She's also a ghost.","What an odd love triangle. But, why not? I'll try anything once.",1,spont,train train_spont_6728,The dog is sniffing at these two new students suspiciously.,He tore their mustaches off!,1,spont,train train_spont_6729,Did you read about the trap door somewhere?,I suppose I read in a blue print of the building that there was a trap door. I just never told anyone about it.,1,spont,train train_spont_6730,"The fairy tale is only supposed to help us sleep, so as long as it's nice and simple, off-brand fairy tales are fine.","Well, how do you feel about ""Ally's Adventures Through the Looking Mirror?"" It's filled with wonderful, wonderful stories.",1,spont,train train_spont_6731,"Evan, I just want to say, congratulation on your wedding. I'm really happy for you guys. I gotta say, this kitchen counter, it's very unique. It's almost more like a sculpture.","It is, it's uh, I had one of my best bros turned into a counter. A really couldn't see him go, I couldn't bear to part with him.",1,spont,train train_spont_6732,"Ow! I fell on a sword. Help, I'm bleeding out.","Oh my God, get this cotton on you. I'm just going to jump and hug you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6733,One last shot of whisky for the road?,"You got it, Chuck.",1,spont,train train_spont_6734,"There's not that many. Here's the thing, man. It just turns into a sea of noisy love. You know what I mean?","Hey, I'm new to this. I like it so far. My friends told me two things. First, meet Manny Maloney, and that'll help me out. And then secondly, sit on page side rage side. That's all I know.",1,spont,train train_spont_6735,"Oh, we had a favorite cow when I was growing up. It would sleep in the bed. We would put makeup on her. Her name was Jasmine.",She died because we had a human voice box implanted in her and it didn't quite take.,1,spont,train train_spont_6736,"Baby, they got backstage tickets. We need to get backstage.",You're right. I feel like these people are living our life.,1,spont,train train_spont_6737,"Lorraine, you've saved this town. All seven of us.","Your honor, I'd love to just say that I think Lorraine's been very brave today and I'd maybe she should be promoted to Main Park Operative.",1,spont,train train_spont_6738,"Guys, maybe we should our cards on the table here. I feel like one or two or all of us might be, and this is going to sound weird - and please don't hate me for saying this - human killing robots.","Oh, what a relief. I am.",1,spont,train train_spont_6739,"Oh, they succumbed to the virus then.?","Yeah, the chicken's working on a baby impression. I actually think it's impressive if you guys would pay attention.",1,spont,train train_spont_6740,I'm just trying to get a little bit of sleep.,"Well, I'm trying to run a household.",1,spont,train train_spont_6741,"Son, the time of rudeness in our world is over. There is no rude anymore.","That's true, Obama put an end to that. Rudeness ended when Obama was elected.",1,spont,train train_spont_6742,"You know what, let's skip towing and let's just have it demolished.","Mitch, I woke up thinking cubes. I didn't know why. I had a premonition - a cube-onition.",1,spont,train train_spont_6743,"He got in some more life lessons after he flat-lined, that's amazing.","Yeah, I mean, they said it was air escaping but I know it was him.",1,spont,train train_spont_6744,"Hey, everyone. Quick announcement. If you ask for a second cookie at the front desk, they'll give it to you.",This is why I love the Doubletree! Sweets!,1,spont,train train_spont_6745,People that don't smoke cigarettes probably also litter a lot.,I agree based on what we saw today. It's just gross.,1,spont,train train_spont_6746,I don't even know how to recap this. My husband was hit by a bone by a small kid. They got incarcerated. And this doctor was also hit by a bone by a child. We all just met.,And we heard there was a theory that you gave us that there's some chimney sweep who has a gang of children that are going around and hitting people with bones. And then you mentioned your cat in there.,1,spont,train train_spont_6747,"Dennis Miller, still saying ""man"" as much as you ever did.","Yeah, you know I'm just like really '90s that way. You know, it might be 2017, but I'm still living in the '90s.",1,spont,train train_spont_6748,"If you want to keep your job, you'll get that girl to agree to that surgery.","I do want to keep my job as a trainee at Margarittaville. All right, Mr. Timmins. I don't feel good about this, but I'll do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6749,"Brad, I just want to let you know that I don't want to hurt you.","Okay, and I just want to let you know that I plan on tearing you up.",1,spont,train train_spont_6750,Were you born here in Iceland?,"Yes, although I know it's hard to tell because I'm such a woman of the world. But, yes I was born in the south and then moved to the north. I lived inside a glacier for a while. 'Twas very cold. But I always had a towel.",1,spont,train train_spont_6751,I'm a lonely guy in addition to being mysterious.,"I don't think, after what we found in your jacket, anything could surprise me less.",1,spont,train train_spont_6752,"Please explain. You want me to go back to the camp, and you want me to infiltrate the whole camp.",The other camp is evil and must be destroyed.,1,spont,train train_spont_6753,"We should take the name from a magical creature, like one that's know for not wanting to give stuff away. ","Let's see. Pixies, fairies, goblins... trolls. Trolls, that's it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6754,"When it starts to get cold, I start to worry about what's coming, you know?","Yeah, the winter is a harbinger of horrible things to come, as we say and as is inscribed above the bar: ""Horrible things to come.""",1,spont,train train_spont_6755,I really thought that new English Webster's Dictionary would knock out Militia.,"Oh, it did. I'm about to faint in this chamber.",1,spont,train train_spont_6756,"Now, we discussed this. I feel like it makes our son soft and emotional.",It does make him emotional. It helps him get his feelings out.,1,spont,train train_spont_6757,"They're all lies, but why would they lie? It's so rude.","Look, I concede that people do lie. But, in this instance, I don't believe there's some conspiracy to lie about what's been happening at this miniature golf course.",1,spont,train train_spont_6758,This is Delorians Delorians several Delorians Thompson and Dave.,"Oh, from your monogram, I thought you had some kind of degree.",1,spont,train train_spont_6759,One of us needs to stop Vera. I don't mind if we kill her or her family.,"If people ever got the idea that it doesn't matter if something is called a stalactite or stalagmite, it would be terrible.",1,spont,train train_spont_6760,Would you excuse my colleague and me for just one second?,Yes. I'll start on the jams next.,1,spont,train train_spont_6761,"Someone was placed in the door, so we're going to be stuck here in Pasadena for just a little longer.",Me and Carol were having a disagreement and she pushed me right into the doors as they were closing.,1,spont,train train_spont_6762,I just wish you guys would stop telling me that story.,I'm sorry. It was making you uncomfortable wasn't it? You were scared weren't you!,1,spont,train train_spont_6763,"Tim, where are going to go?","I don't know. I'm always switching one addiction for another. When I was young, I was always eating those God damn circus peanuts.",1,spont,train train_spont_6764,We're going to walk up to the security cameras since we're at camera height in this three person trench coat.,"We'll just spray paint them. It's probably the smartest part of our plan, to be honest.",1,spont,train train_spont_6765,"Oh, hello. I'm chef Pierre. Nice to meet you.",I'm Jeremy.,1,spont,train train_spont_6766,"Son, I want to warn you. You may not like what you find.","Well, it's better than not knowing, and I want to know. I'm going to be brave. You know why? Because I've seen exactly one television show in my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_6767,"I think I penetrated you on accident, Bernice.",I'm quite certain you penetrated me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6768,"I serve Jesus Christ, god, and the holy spirit.","Oh my god, Tony, don't get into that. You do crimes all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_6769,That new kid got out of here in a hurry. I wonder what happened to him.,I feel a little bad about that. He was trying to connect.,1,spont,train train_spont_6770,"I'm going to Busch Gardens, Florida, suckers!","You guys, don't be jealous. She's going with a trucker, who's gonna pimp her out.",1,spont,train train_spont_6771,"This is 9-11, what's your emergency?","The water won't shut off in my house and we have water that turns on in my house, which is already crazy. Also, I saw a murder.",1,spont,train train_spont_6772,Ma'ams? He would like you to come inside and discuss the matter with him.,All 12 of us?,1,spont,train train_spont_6773,"Hi Donna, do you remember me, Roger?",Yeah. I sat behind you for four years of science straight.,1,spont,train train_spont_6774,"I have an idea. Janet goes Dorf. You go Dorf. I'll stay normal height, and Jimmy you go high. And that we'll always know who's who and we'll still have individual personalities and all that.",And we'll be the three concubines for Janet. The consorts.,1,spont,train train_spont_6775,Why would you leave the King of Prussia Mall? It's the biggest mall in America in terms of leasable space.,I have memory problems and I forgot to stay there.,1,spont,train train_spont_6776,"I'm just going to step out into the sidewalk now, honey, and change the motor oil in my vehicle.","OK, sweetie. Mac and cheese will be ready in ten.",1,spont,train train_spont_6777,"Those are mine, the one thousand Pepsis.",That'll be one thousand francs.,1,spont,train train_spont_6778,Could you please take this conversation elsewhere? I'm trying to serve people.,"Oh, I understand. You don't want people to capture it on their cellular telephone.",1,spont,train train_spont_6779,"I would love to be returned back to my royal status and to my rat kingdom far, far away in Wisconsin.","This reminds me of the movie, Splash. Only instead of a beautiful mermaid, it's a singing rat.",1,spont,train train_spont_6780,Well you was pretty self sufficient for a small child. You had a business going for like three years by the time of that story.?,"Oh, yeah. I opened up a cold storage unit in Mexico for a while. The thing tanked, it didn't do so well in Mexico because it's kinda hot down there. I don't really like eating, you know, food that ain't chicken and I just didn't like border crossing.",1,spont,train train_spont_6781,"Wow, this is strange. Nobody else is on this plane.","Yep, it's just you. You must have had some crazy dream.",1,spont,train train_spont_6782,"Scripture advises us to shit out all of they anger. Get it all out of there, cause you might get some sort of septic infection.",Praise God! That's one of my favorite proverbs.,1,spont,train train_spont_6783,But you've got powers and shit.,"You have pluck, you have arrows, you have cynicism! ",1,spont,train train_spont_6784,"Well, it's been an hour and I think that no one is coming in today as long as that sign is in the window advertising that we'll blow in their face.","It's a windy day. You gotta let it die down and then people are going to want it. Right now, they can get it for free.",1,spont,train train_spont_6785,You had eaten all the snacks!,"Yes, but I lied and said I had spilled them on the floor!",1,spont,train train_spont_6786,"Mom, why is he looking directly at me?","I know, darling. He's an outsider, don't forget.",1,spont,train train_spont_6787,"That's the thing, how you die is how you continue to hurt forever.","Although we know a guy who died laughing, and he feels great.",1,spont,train train_spont_6788,I think we need to really scare them. I think we gotta put the literal fear of god into them.,"I've got an idea. We threaten them. We tell them either they do everything perfect, in in that case they can go to a land of white - the Apple Store in the sky. And they can live with Jesus and all of their past dead relatives and be happy forever. And eat whatever they want, piles and piles of treats next to kings. But if they do something wrong, anything wrong, they will automatically go to Limbo.",1,spont,train train_spont_6789,"Listen, Nookia, how are you gonna help us carry these boxes? You don't seem to have any arms or legs that we can see.",But if you can put it on top of me then I can move smoothly through this warehouse.,1,spont,train train_spont_6790,"No, you are not, sir. This is my jamon iberico shop. I am Antonio now.","Well let's just say, Antonio, I put a little California roll through the laws of Madrid.",1,spont,train train_spont_6791,Is the just the legal disclaimers? Two and a half pages of legal disclaimers?,It's two pages of dialogue and half a page of legal disclaimers.,1,spont,train train_spont_6792,Everybody just calm down. It's going to be OK.,"I'll try, but what is this weird cave?",1,spont,train train_spont_6793,A bathroom was an additional ten thousand dollars. And that's what they say. And then of course it's gonna take longer than they say. And then it's gonna cost twice as much.,I may have grown up in the woods but I know one thing: you can't trust a contractor.,1,spont,train train_spont_6794,"At this point, Ms. Charlile, I'm going to remind you that anything you say can and will be used against you, especially stuff like ""Kill him! We'll bury him next to my husband.""",Were you recording it? Good luck proving I said that.,1,spont,train train_spont_6795,I got my arm out and I'm ready for this juice.,"This will be like a little airplane, a little pinch. Your veins are perfect.",1,spont,train train_spont_6796,"Yeah, I don't know where they are. Huh. And they told me to leave my phone at home. So I was going to text them, but...","Oh, I've seen this before. You've been Phish ditched, man. Yeah. I've seen this at tons of concerts.",1,spont,train train_spont_6797,I can't wait to do this heroin stuff with you. It's just like how I've always wanted to be a heroine of my own story.,You're already a hero to me. We could be heroes together.,1,spont,train train_spont_6798,"Hey listen, you really helped me a lot, Sandy. Thank you so much, I'm really floundering at this job and you really saved me just now.","Well, I think you're fine. They should have trained you better.",1,spont,train train_spont_6799,Did you say your name is Coffee?,"Oh, look who is back and interested now, Toaster?",1,spont,train train_spont_6800,"Hey Kurt, how would you like to spend your final days with a good ole pal?",I reckon it's time for me to learn a little responsibility.,1,spont,train train_spont_6801,I was trying to wipe water off my face. I'm sweating like a pig.,That's not how water works. You can't put more water on to take the other water off.,1,spont,train train_spont_6802,"I grew my pubes out super long, and then tied it to my stubble on my chin.",Oh. You're like ZZ Bottom.,1,spont,train train_spont_6803,Thank you for finding me interesting.,Of course. You're a fascinating person.,1,spont,train train_spont_6804,"I would really like that, can you take the picture with me right now?","Yes, sure I can, let me just get my bulge ready for the picture.",1,spont,train train_spont_6805,"I just figured, you know, am I going to spend my whole life waiting for this FedEx package? Maybe I should go and find it.","No, you're right. I felt that same way. That's why I ran away from my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_6806,Can I interview you for my column in the human newspaper?,"We don't know very much but, yes, we'd be honored.",1,spont,train train_spont_6807,"Oh, I mean, I kinda grew up in a religious household too. We were just summertime Buddhists. Were you guys year-round something or others?",We were nighttime Christians.,1,spont,train train_spont_6808,We want every meat sliced thick.,"OK, I'm supposed to be selling this meat to customers. But you want to take it all?",1,spont,train train_spont_6809,You love bikes. I knew you'd love selling them with me.,"I do love bikes, but it's not all I love. I've always just dreamed of running away to a diamond mind and just figuring it out there.",1,spont,train train_spont_6810,The fudge is not going to be worth it. We'll have to a pay a hundred bucks.,"Now here's the thing. The fudge can fit in your carry-on because our fudge is very dense. Regular size, but weighs a thousand pounds.",1,spont,train train_spont_6811,"Donna, what is that wrapped gift you have in your hand?","It's something I just brought. I mean, I'm wealthier than everyone else, so I wanted to bring something back to the class. I got something to give to the school, in my name, that the school can always remember me by.",1,spont,train train_spont_6812,Are you OK with the name James even though it's long for Jim?,I didn't even think about that. It's like he's haunting me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6813,"We haven't had a chance to try the doughnuts yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them, since none of the other people in the town are eating them.","I think there's an easy explanation, which is: if you work on a cow farm, you probably don't eat beef. Crimpcrumper Doughnuts is the number one employer of people in this town and you just don't want to take your work home with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6814,You could have told me fresh fish was the name of a person.,I could have told you that but then I would have violated her HIPPA rights and I don't want to get sued.,1,spont,train train_spont_6815,"Golgatha, what is going on with you? You're bombing out there on stage.",I tried to clear my mind and all I can think of is work. It's been too long. Maybe I should just leave and go back to the tenth circle of hell no one talks about.,1,spont,train train_spont_6816,Tom used to be an undercover cop.,I quit because the stress got to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6817,Look at this. Most of these are dummy buttons. There's like three buttons that actually do stuff for the ship.,And there's so many colors. It's so confusing.,1,spont,train train_spont_6818,"Hey, listen, if you think that we're drinking maple syrup in here, we're not.","We're just doing cocaine. I'm a cocaine salesman, I was trying to sell some cocaine to this young man.",1,spont,train train_spont_6819,"I wear this cowboy hat to remember the people that perished that day in the fire. It's like a living memorial. But, it's not alive. It's just a hat of flesh.",Sure. It's a gruesome tribute to fallen comrades.,1,spont,train train_spont_6820,"Rudy, we have to go see the council again.","OK. Well, commercial break is over in 30 seconds. So, we gotta get back out there for hour 2 of the broadcast.",1,spont,train train_spont_6821,"You've got to give him gasoline, but give him Mitierry Sauce! That's gasoline, cheese, bell peppers, a baby arm, and two pieces of bacon.","Okay, we have some of those ingredients, but maybe not all. Can you help us out a little bit?",1,spont,train train_spont_6822,I sleep an hour every day at 2 pm.,"Oh, like Edison. Thomas Edison.",1,spont,train train_spont_6823,I have some corn samples.,But we're in a corn maze. There's corn everywhere. Here's a sample for you.,1,spont,train train_spont_6824,I've never done anything like that before but I was the head of my dueling basketball team.,Yeah that's the team that went twenty and oh and then had to drop out because of the whole doping thing.,1,spont,train train_spont_6825,Steve Accountant is my dentist.,"Yes, he has been taking those dentist classes on the side.",1,spont,train train_spont_6826,"Peyton, do you want to go home? You already asked and I said you could.","Listen, I do want to go home but I don't know why. Everyone goes home to their wives and I've just been staying at work late. Haven't been going home.",1,spont,train train_spont_6827,We gotta get out of this conference room guys.,"Yeah, we gotta get out of here. Let me just put out this clove.",1,spont,train train_spont_6828,"Madeline, what have you learned?",I've learned that I've desperately been in need of physical fitness for some time now. I'm vastly overweight. I'm aging and I have a history of heart disease.,1,spont,train train_spont_6829,"This is my friend, a 40 year old woman. I'm sorry, I don't even know your name.",My name is Renee and I get around. You've probably heard of me.,1,spont,train train_spont_6830,You're getting in the way of my religious freedom by letting these non-believers go in front of me.,I don't understand. This is not a religious store.,1,spont,train train_spont_6831,"I was wearing my mirrored sunglasses. You know, the kind with the rear-views in them. You didn't drink that Theraflu. Who are you, even?","All right, I gotta come clean. You ever read mystery or action books? Ever look at the back of the books? There's a picture on the back of James Patterson books that look a lot like me.",1,spont,train train_spont_6832,I don't seem to be able to make my body obey me.,"That will come in time and remember the show is tonight, so we gotta speed this up.",1,spont,train train_spont_6833,Did you know that 99% of the Geta consumed in the country is actually consumed in Cincinnati? It's a local delicacy.,Is that so? I'm not originally from there. My parents moved there after they retired.,1,spont,train train_spont_6834,It is written by one of the finest graduates of this academy we have ever seen. David Allison.,"That's right, I collaborated and wrote it, and I had Pinky here print it out on these punch cards.",1,spont,train train_spont_6835,"Don't withhold it from us anymore, Ma.",I can't keep the truth from those two faces. I can't keep the truth from those to beautiful bastards.,1,spont,train train_spont_6836,"Now, gentlemen. This is your first CIA mission.The first mission can often be the best if everyone does what they are told to do.","Listen, I've done everything I was supposed to do. I've been keeping everything a secret. I delivered the briefcase with the plans. But, Craig cannot keep his mouth shut!",1,spont,train train_spont_6837,"It says that, to make the customers comfortable, you should use American southern dialect. Which is what I do.",Me too. It works every time. Gets me more tips.,1,spont,train train_spont_6838,"I know we have a busy day today, but I thought we could make this a TV morning before we hit those meetings.","Yeah, for sure. Let me grab the remote and we'll see what's on.",1,spont,train train_spont_6839,"So what's your name, little guy? ?","Oh, Fraufrick.",1,spont,train train_spont_6840,"Lieutenant, I trust you to take care of what needs to be taken care of.","Sir, are you saying to Men in Black all the high school kids so that they forget everything?",1,spont,train train_spont_6841,I'm kind of jittery because I've been drinking discontinued over-caffeinated soda all day long.,He's drinking the Tim Burton caffeine soda that we had in the Universal Gift Shop.,1,spont,train train_spont_6842,This is very gross.,"This is sick, and you know? I need a cheeseburger. I'll be back.",1,spont,train train_spont_6843,"I don't know if you realize this, but when you turn away from things, you disappear.",You mean like a ghost or a vampire? I wasn't allowed to see those parts of movies when I was growing up.,1,spont,train train_spont_6844,The deal that I struck with Frank is that he'd come back at some point. I just need time to write a book.,"Yeah, but he doesn't need to come back. You should stay. Look at how the kids respond to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6845,Do you want any food at any point?,We're working on it. It's 2019. We have to pick the perfect food of the year.,1,spont,train train_spont_6846,"Oh my god, she doesn't seem well. Is this part of it? Is she showing us what phlegm is?",It's horrible to be a teenager and have this affliction.,1,spont,train train_spont_6847,This guy is a preacher. You can't mix up your deaths and lifes.,"I know, but I'm not the preachers. So, who cares if I don't know what I'm talking about?",1,spont,train train_spont_6848,I was just at Beer Town before this.,"Ugh, Beer Town's the worst. I hate those guys.",1,spont,train train_spont_6849,"The child has a gun! Mr. Nelson, did you see that?","I did, and I admire the boy's moxie.",1,spont,train train_spont_6850,"You're assuming your husband is dead because you are in the whale and he's not, I get it.","Yeah, the wave that pushed us in here took him. He was doomed from that moment on.",1,spont,train train_spont_6851,Are you sure you want to take this job in England?,I want a change. What are we going to do if we stay here in New York? Just go to theater all the time and take in culture?,1,spont,train train_spont_6852,I want to pick some shit up. I want to buy a flag pole with no discussion.,"Yeah! I believe you now. I believe you now, Tim.",1,spont,train train_spont_6853,"Ruth, let's get in the back of that pediatrician's pickup truck.","I'll lay under that bale of hay, the medical hay.",1,spont,train train_spont_6854,"Honey, are you done playing with all your little figurines?",I think so. I stepped on one of them.,1,spont,train train_spont_6855,I'd like to be seated near the end of the solar system.,That doesn't surprise me. So does everyone else.,1,spont,train train_spont_6856,"Bert, did you see anything?",It's exactly what she said. It was just a dumb mean kid.,1,spont,train train_spont_6857,You got a real pretty blouse on.,"Oh, thank you. I bought it at TJ Maxx last week. I was packing for our trip.",1,spont,train train_spont_6858,"Can I say, it's a forgettable name? I know that I'm having problems with memory, but I wanted to say your name is Jim Jimson, as well.",Same for me. It's just a bunch of interchangeable syllables.,1,spont,train train_spont_6859,"""Easy Way to Stop Smoking a Pipe"" by Alan Cook.","I'm functionally illiterate, so that was a great service.",1,spont,train train_spont_6860,Iris is a Pretty Woman.,Better be careful or you're going to have a Runaway Bride on your hands.,1,spont,train train_spont_6861,"You suck, woman who is at this party.",Those horns don't even look real.,1,spont,train train_spont_6862,"There's a guy running around Universal Studios. He's calling himself Aunt Rima. It's one of your most embarrassing properties. This guy, he's going around and spouting off fables and then he's slitting everybody's throat. But there's nothing we can do because he's Disney property.","Oh, I see what you're saying. I'll call up the elephant, Dumbo. He's our fixer.",1,spont,train train_spont_6863,"I'm just saying, maybe one of the reasons why we're not up in the sky and we're in the ocean is because Cookie took some drugs.","You know, you blame everybody but yourself soldier.",1,spont,train train_spont_6864,"I didn't get a gift from you yet, Donna. That's so nice.",They're still in my expensive car.,1,spont,train train_spont_6865,"Oh, Catarina. This man is trying to take you away from the only family you have known here in America.",We have treated you like the daughter we lost in Italy.,1,spont,train train_spont_6866,"Now, here's what I'm thinking of for costumes, okay? Everyone is in fur! It's Romeo and Juliet, but it's set in Alaska.","Oui oui! Yes, this sound beautiful! I will get several polar bear coats and we will wear them and PETA will breathe down our necks.",1,spont,train train_spont_6867,"Listen, you're a tiny child. You only know so much of love because you've only been alive for four years, but we just got married. We know what love is.","Yeah, it's doing other things.",1,spont,train train_spont_6868,I just get to return the movies having not seen them.,"You're not missing anything, believe me Maybelline.",1,spont,train train_spont_6869,Let's go in there and blow our brains out.,The last thing they'll see is our heads all over the ceiling.,1,spont,train train_spont_6870,"You might join the mile high club, huh? If we don't take off, you'll never get a chance.","We're married. So, we don't have sex.",1,spont,train train_spont_6871,Kids? Stewart? Dean? Where are you?,Help. I'm in the fire.,1,spont,train train_spont_6872,Can we talk about the scar?,"Yeah, I mean, we're over here by ourselves. So, why can't we?",1,spont,train train_spont_6873,Look over at the pig.,"Oh, my God! He looks terrific. Where'd he get that top hat?",1,spont,train train_spont_6874,"I'm just happy to work here, Mr. Timmons.","That's right, and you'll be happy with whatever I call you, uh, Brad.",1,spont,train train_spont_6875,"Mr. Raven, you're eating two of us?","Yeah, let's just see. Be the most honest and then I'll decide after that.",1,spont,train train_spont_6876,I've got a clear shot. I can cut his throat we can get this doughnuts and get out of here.,You don't think it's weird that Crimpcrumper is encouraging you to take a straight razor to Geum's neck?,1,spont,train train_spont_6877,The scented grave robber takes the money from the stolen flowers and uses it to aid a terrorist organization.,Why wouldn't he just sell drugs to make money? Selling used flowers doesn't seem like that good of a business.,1,spont,train train_spont_6878,"Leeman Marcus, your accounts are empty. Your funds have been removed by the president.","Well, this is pretty embarrassing to have no money in my accounts.",1,spont,train train_spont_6879,We've come with the giant hand to catch the giant snake.,"Of course, that makes perfect sense. Snakes love hands.",1,spont,train train_spont_6880,"How did you get this job, son as the Press Secretary for the President of the United States? It seems like you're not very well qualified.","Well, I made a wish on a birthday cake.",1,spont,train train_spont_6881,"Snake, you're causing a lot of trouble and people are very upset.",So what. Trouble is my middle name.,1,spont,train train_spont_6882,"Buddy Roger, you're up to tell me about your dream. I'm going to give you a little tip. I hope it's about me.",What if his dream is to star in Free Jack?,1,spont,train train_spont_6883,"Oh no, I've stabbed out this horse's eyes.","That's good, because he looked at pornography.",1,spont,train train_spont_6884,This carrot cake is delicious.,It's so fibrous. I love it.,1,spont,train train_spont_6885,There were giraffes that mated with horses. I don't even know how that works.,"They ain't fertile. They can't breed, just like a mule.",1,spont,train train_spont_6886,Hay Anonda! He was sort of checking you out.,"She wishes she could get that D and when I say D, I mean Dericonium!",1,spont,train train_spont_6887,"Carol, you threw a glass against the wall and it broke into a million random pieces.","Oh, the random tragic irony. That's how my heart feels.",1,spont,train train_spont_6888,"Yeah, I was smoking like a chimney and that was really bugging her lungs.",That gives me a good idea. Why don't y'all smoke me? Just break me up and smoke me. I'm a crack rock. Get away from your troubles.,1,spont,train train_spont_6889,"This so disappointing. I can't imagine going through trying to invent something and then having all that rejection. Safer just to not leave the house, I guess.","Why, you're such an empathic person. Like, you feel bad for Mr. Timmons even though I think he's a really bad guy who wants to invade people's bodies and make them into animal-human hybrids.",1,spont,train train_spont_6890,We'll be here for three nights and five days.,"Yes, we're entitled to a free personal Pan Pizza every day.",1,spont,train train_spont_6891,My mom says people should love me for who I am.,Shouldn't you love yourself enough to wipe feces off your shoe?,1,spont,train train_spont_6892,We also had plans to acquire a falcon.,"Yes, about that. Um, birds are all related. What if something wasn't a falcon exactly, but very close? Very close.",1,spont,train train_spont_6893,How did the field trip go? Did the kids respect you?,How could they not respect you? You've got the thinnest hair of anybody. ,1,spont,train train_spont_6894,I'd love to kiss my soulmate. I'm hoping it's one of you four on this blimp ride.,"So, you're really opening this possibility up to anyone.",1,spont,train train_spont_6895,"Oh, you work here? Sorry, I didn't realize.","Well, I don't normally just announce myself as working here. I normally stand stoically in the background. Sometimes people mistake me for part of the art.",1,spont,train train_spont_6896,"Have you ever thought about if the thing that's growing inside of you was dead and outside of you. It's a popular thing, especially in America.","Oh, I see what you're saying. You mean like in Hollywood. ",1,spont,train train_spont_6897,Sometimes I throw my own gas in my face just to see if it stinks.,I do that too. It always does stink.,1,spont,train train_spont_6898,You're suggesting that we chain up these two people in a box and have them perform for people?,Don't be silly. We'll give them a leash and a diaper.,1,spont,train train_spont_6899,Are you looking at me? You look like you was looking at me?,I'm just admiring the pretty walls in here.,1,spont,train train_spont_6900,Making tablets would be a good use for fry droppings.,"Because they've burned up so much, they've reconstituted themselves as flat papyrus like material.",1,spont,train train_spont_6901,What a great way to celebrate our 48 years on this planet?,"Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life.",1,spont,train train_spont_6902,The Ryan Seacrest that I was aware of was not that tall.,He was shorter and didn't have a scar.,1,spont,train train_spont_6903,What are we going to do? They're going to think we pushed him.,"Hey, let's put a box on top of him.",1,spont,train train_spont_6904,Some questions for you before you fill out the rental application. Do you have a pet?,"I do, I do. I have a very fluffy cat.",1,spont,train train_spont_6905,You willfully left people behind in the war just hoping it wouldn't be this bad when you got back?,I had to make a choice. There are only eight hen in a Huey. There were ten in the patty. I had to leave behind Richie and Raunchy.,1,spont,train train_spont_6906,"Sandy, it's OK. Show him what I've done to you.","Mr. Buffett, I can fly like an eagle.",1,spont,train train_spont_6907,You like my voice? Did it sound like a cartoon character?,"It did. You know, I'm actually an animator.",1,spont,train train_spont_6908,I don't think any of us believe your snake story.,"It's true, Mr. Nelson saw the snake too.",1,spont,train train_spont_6909,It sounds like two things. He thinks that cats are olives and also that olives are alive.,This is not in any of the books I remember. We're going to really have to dig deep here.,1,spont,train train_spont_6910,That reminds me. I should buy some salt and pepper shakers for my store.,"Yes, and frisbees! Having frisbees would be perfect for all the kids and dogs that go to your store! Just a thought!",1,spont,train train_spont_6911,I felt like falling asleep was covered under my note of something that happened and wasn't good.,Right and I'm just confirming that we shouldn't do it again.,1,spont,train train_spont_6912,"Listen, Frank, we look exactly alike. You feel like doing me a favor? What if we Prince and the Pauper'd this situation and you just keep the president occupied for a while. I'll got off and write my book in your family's home, and then you come get me after, say, a month.",As long as there's time left at the end of the summer to relax and spend time with my friends.,1,spont,train train_spont_6913,I'm just all over the place because I'm so excited. We're finally going to be together after this.,"Yes, but walk me through exactly what it is you want me to expose here, alright? I'm really freaked out and I'm not remembering exactly what it is.",1,spont,train train_spont_6914,"We checked girl, but we didn't see a box for human. Gary's brother is a lawyer and he told us to be really thorough.","It sounds like that's what you're doing, and I think y'all are gonna make great parents.",1,spont,train train_spont_6915,I'm more about for both of us. More about bossing people around and Machiavellian schemes.,"It's called executive decision making you, and that's why I love you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6916,"If you'll just allow us, we were both on our speech and debate teams in high school and we're very adept at making arguments.","OK. Well, I guess we'll all sit down with the dogs here and form an audience for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6917,This is not going to end out group. We gonna be together forever.,"Nothing will ever, ever break up Deee-light.",1,spont,train train_spont_6918,"Everyone just started walking out, so I did too.","I was like, 'Why don't we stay here? Why don't we stay here?'",1,spont,train train_spont_6919,That's right. You don't get to come on the Huey with everyone because you don't have a girl.,"Maybe, like I told you, I'm asexual. I don't have those urges. It's just me Raunchy, going against my name's nature.",1,spont,train train_spont_6920,I'm just overhearing this very stupid conversation.,"Wait, so you knew this tree could talk?",1,spont,train train_spont_6921,I hate to be rude. It's not in my style to be rude.,"I'm sorry Ma'am. I want to apologize for my friend. She gets a little heated over her coffee, at times.",1,spont,train train_spont_6922,Nah. The lines on my face are like a map of my journeys.,"Well, I can see that. From your eye, down to your nasal labial fold, to the crease at the bottom of your mouth, straight to your cleft China.",1,spont,train train_spont_6923,"We had the idea that we would put some crows in a box, and then when people open the box, the crows fly out. It's quite an effect.","I hate to be a party pooper, but I don't think you're going to sell dead birds to take back to anyone back home.",1,spont,train train_spont_6924,Obama was so poetic. Everything rolled out of his mouth.,"It's true, I can't stop quoting him sometimes. ""Be the rudeness that you don't want to see around this place.""",1,spont,train train_spont_6925,"Buddy, if you follow my three easy steps of plumbing, you'll make it to be a professional.","I want to be an amateur plumber. I want to be really good at it, but just do it for the love.",1,spont,train train_spont_6926,What does un-sub mean? I don't know. I cheated my way through that class in law enforcement training.,"Well, I only know that from watching Criminal Minds.",1,spont,train train_spont_6927,He pressed a button on his pants and they lowered.,You invented mechanical pants? I'm a huge fan of electronic clothing.,1,spont,train train_spont_6928,"Why don't you try to marry the Dr., Ma?","Hey, I wish I could, but we got other things that we gotta deal with right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_6929,"Now girls, put on your blindfolds. We're going to transport you to school.","Aw, it would be nice to see the sun for a little bit, mom.",1,spont,train train_spont_6930,"And your sash says you're the Mayor of Malibu. That's a very handsome looking garment, sir.",Thank you very much. And I feel like I earned it. I earned the trust of all of the rich people who live here and the ten poor people.,1,spont,train train_spont_6931,"I didn't shed a tear when the zombies came and got him, let me tell you.","Well, as soon as this is over you have a new, fresh life. You deserve way more than what he gave you.",1,spont,train train_spont_6932,Egg inspection. Line 'em up.,"Uh-oh, he's putting on the gloves. He's touching the poached egg.",1,spont,train train_spont_6933,"Hey, not my fortune! You ate my fortune.",I thought the paper was flavored paper. Have you ever had flavored paper?,1,spont,train train_spont_6934,My semibiotics was actually weirdly harder than my medical degree.,"'Cause it's an emergent field, right? Like, as you're studying it you're also creating it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6935,"I thought we were going to say ""Take your shoes off"" all at the same time.",I was thrown by the makeup covering his scar.,1,spont,train train_spont_6936,"In fairness, he's just a guy doing his job.?",He just has one of those faces you've got to like.,1,spont,train train_spont_6937,I tried to kill Goofy.,Maybe he had it coming to him or something?,1,spont,train train_spont_6938,I'm here to deliver authorization to cash that check and to start bringing in racks of video tapes.,You're going back to VHS? You're not even going to do Blue-Ray?,1,spont,train train_spont_6939,"Janice, what if you being haunted by Jim were the theme of this year's haunted hayride?","Delores, are you writing this down? Delores are you writing this down?",1,spont,train train_spont_6940,Has anyone seen Vlad? I wanted to congratulate him and give him his metal for his 30th year as a stock boy.,"We caught him red-handed with a computer, sending a personal email. That is our group computer. It is for work and solitaire.",1,spont,train train_spont_6941,All right. Here's my money.,One hundred dollars placed on the Wheel of Fortune.,1,spont,train train_spont_6942,"The elevator is stuck. Oh my god, what do we do?","We should check the light bulb, check the current, unscrew the light bulb, and replace it. I think that's what I remember from electrical engineering school. But that might only fix the light, I don't know if that's going to fix the elevator.",1,spont,train train_spont_6943,I'm getting a funny feeling about this.,That's the kid juice I gave you kicking in.,1,spont,train train_spont_6944,Some might say that living in the labyrinth is better than where I was before.,"Yeah, living in your past life? I can see where this would be better.",1,spont,train train_spont_6945,"You're not even trying, Eve. Just push.",I feel like I'm being eaten by a shark.,1,spont,train train_spont_6946,"How'd Vietnam going, General Powers?",That's touchy subject. We're getting some boom boom in the trees that we don't like.,1,spont,train train_spont_6947,He pulled out the sword and he can talk.,That sword had some kind of aluminum in it that healed the wounds. I'm OK.,1,spont,train train_spont_6948,I'm sensing some passive aggressiveness.,"Well, Rita, I'll be honest. Cards on the table time. I did expect to just be here by myself, and now I'm with three strangers and uh, this was supposed to be a retreat from panic and I feel I'm panicking a little.",1,spont,train train_spont_6949,You work here? I have some questions about this hotel.,"I do. My job is to taste the business cards. They say if you practice long enough, it makes you an excellent kisser.",1,spont,train train_spont_6950,"So, you want to be in this country, huh? Well, you have two options.","OK. That sounds good, the land of opportunity!",1,spont,train train_spont_6951,"Calls about murders are fun because the person's always like ""Ewww, I saw a murder!""","Right, if it's not a murder someone's calling us about, I just hang up on people. ",1,spont,train train_spont_6952,We used to work together at a Quiznos many years ago.,That was how we met.,1,spont,train train_spont_6953,"Not only is that poor form. But, you shouldn't have even been there because you haven't even completed your first mission yet, remember?",A Navy Seal goes to the ocean and swims for fun. I can go to the Olive Garden and pretend I'm on a mission once in awhile.,1,spont,train train_spont_6954,"Wait a minute Gayle, you said the dummies could come back to life if they get wet?",A lot of them are made out of mummies.,1,spont,train train_spont_6955,"Wait a second, wait a second, box. Maybe you're destined for better. Maybe you don't have to be just a bucket. Maybe you could be a human therapist.",Really? I can hold people's problems and not let 'em get out.,1,spont,train train_spont_6956,"Why thank you. My home has no sharp edges, everything's round, just like a doughnut.","I noticed that, and any time there's an opportunity to put a hole in something, you've done it.",1,spont,train train_spont_6957,"Look guys, I'll level with you. Rita tried to kill me in there. We had an alliance that went south.",I'm so glad I didn't adopt her as my father/mother.,1,spont,train train_spont_6958,"So, there's no coffee in the whole country?","Of course not, it's bloody London.",1,spont,train train_spont_6959,"Maybe we should run you through the machine as well. That seems like potential depression, which we can see on an x-ray scan.","I'd love to go through the machine, too, if everyone's taking a turn.",1,spont,train train_spont_6960,Do all your kids get along?,"Yeah, they do. They are good kids and there's quite an age gap.",1,spont,train train_spont_6961,"Iris, you gotta get to reading so you can tell us the secrets.",I've already been reading it as you guys were talking. I can multi task too.,1,spont,train train_spont_6962,"Did me saying ""elbow deep"" disturb you? I know that it could be off-putting for some people.","It was a little off-putting, not going to lie, but now I'm thinking of the other thing you said about how you have to love what you do. Otherwise, what's the point of going on?",1,spont,train train_spont_6963,The thing you seek may be right in front of you or you may have to wander around the sewer for a long long time.,TV's John Hamm lived in one of these for 5 years.,1,spont,train train_spont_6964,"I think that I was looking for something, and I was looking for the wrong thing. And now that I think my friend Darlene was looking for something and I thought that something was me but I realized it's not me. I think it might be you, Doris.",Yay! I've been here waiting the whole time.,1,spont,train train_spont_6965,How long have you guys been waiting in line for the Primus show? I've been here for 3 days. My parents don't even know where I am.,"Last time Primus got out, I pitched a tent and I ain't left since.",1,spont,train train_spont_6966,"It's a cool shoe. It's like, not of this Earth. This is like out of Space.","Guys, I'm telling you, the shoes come from a portal we have to another world.",1,spont,train train_spont_6967,Are you saying that you don't take too long to do things? Your elections would beg to differ.,"Jerezebelle, that was spoken like a true Floridian. You've been from Orlando, FL all along in your heart.",1,spont,train train_spont_6968,"Yeah, this my husband and I's favorite restaurant.","You guys got the best tacos, man.",1,spont,train train_spont_6969,"The bottom of the snow globe says ""see other side"". Flip it over.","The other side says ""ask again later"".",1,spont,train train_spont_6970,"Can't you just bend the rules, just this one time? Soon we're not going to be your problem anymore.","Fine, I'll give you each a tablespoon of hot whisky from my body heat.",1,spont,train train_spont_6971,"What about if Scott Adams dies? We'll probably get a whole week off, I think.","When Scott Adams dies, you're never going to see me again. I'm going to start a new life somewhere.",1,spont,train train_spont_6972,"OK, I'm supposed to be selling this meat to customers. But you want to take it all?",This request is from Mr. Grocery himself.,1,spont,train train_spont_6973,We'll stop every so often to clean out your enclosure. ,"That isn't good enough, I'll still be sick. I told you I need to go to the hospital.",1,spont,train train_spont_6974,I'm not dead. You have to stop telling people that I'm dead. You can't do that.,"Oh, I've told a lot of people that you are dead. They feel real sorry for me.",1,spont,train train_spont_6975,"Ralph, I really want you to zoom in on Janice's face during Catalina's segment.","Thanks, Ralph. Yeah, get my good side.",1,spont,train train_spont_6976,"Now, I have half a knee cap that I'd still like to have removed.",OK. Lay down on top of this guy. He's almost finished.,1,spont,train train_spont_6977,"I want you to know that I respect your Sumatra blend, but I'm just wondering if we can get a less robust arabica up in this joint.",Jason is seeing if we have a less robust arabica. He's checking.,1,spont,train train_spont_6978,I want to introduce you to the mascots that are going to be the little puppets we have walking around the Wisconsin Dells Water Park in Minnesota.,Those are the cutest little mice I've ever seen. I bet they're married.,1,spont,train train_spont_6979,"Mr. Timmons, we've kind of sanitized the surgical equipment in the dishwasher, so I think we're all set to go. ",Wonderful. Will you marry the rubbing alcohols for me?,1,spont,train train_spont_6980,My mom would be really disappointed in me if I go to therapy.,She'll never know that you did this. It's not like we're recording it for public consumption.,1,spont,train train_spont_6981,"They were first, so they gotta go first. I'm trying to teach my daughter about order. I don't want nobody to pity us, OK?",Don't pity my daddy. He works really hard. He's a man of his own means.,1,spont,train train_spont_6982,"You guys have Fantastic Dales in Idaho, right?","I can see the similarities, I guess. They have reasonable haircuts.",1,spont,train train_spont_6983,Welcome nice and proper from you. I'd like to buy a bike or two.,"Oh, two bikes. This is going to be quite a commission for me.",1,spont,train train_spont_6984,What do you guys want? I gotta get back to my office.,"We just want a little help, park-to-park. There's a guy running around Universal calling himself JD, the junior terrestrial. He looks like a potato sack with eyes drawn on. We want you to grab him by the long, glowing finger and get him out of our world.",1,spont,train train_spont_6985,We found Dale's daughter was cheating on him.,She went and found another daddy.,1,spont,train train_spont_6986,We're going to go around the corner where the scissors are so we can cut these.,"OK. But, I thought you were just going to rip them.",1,spont,train train_spont_6987,"If those aren't dogs pulling your sleigh, what are they?",Drogs. Furry frogs. Furry frogs are called frogs.,1,spont,train train_spont_6988,"So, you don't just switch houses, you switch lives.","Right, just like Freaky Friday. ",1,spont,train train_spont_6989,Where the hell are they? Danielle?,I'm not in charge of getting them out of the van.,1,spont,train train_spont_6990,"I think he's up to the task. I mean, he doesn't have limbs. He is a worm. But I think he can juggle. He says he can.","Yorgy, what you do to us? Now you have to teach this armless thing to juggle.",1,spont,train train_spont_6991,This pole is for just sliding down.,"That's right. We we go up, we use the stairs.",1,spont,train train_spont_6992,"Doris, the dog we got you for your birthday is a rescue.","Yeah, we rescued him from someone else's house.",1,spont,train train_spont_6993,"Ship and Shelly, you know I take this deli case very seriously.","We know, Rob.",1,spont,train train_spont_6994,"Hey, what do you got to do to work here at Jimmy John's?","It's pretty simple. Accept minimum wage. Make sandwiches. Don't steal, and you know, don't show up nude - which you clearly are.",1,spont,train train_spont_6995,"Arlene, I couldn't find you and I got scared. Donald is missing.",My baby that you had nothing to do with?,1,spont,train train_spont_6996,"I have to ask you a question, and I understand that we're both just waiting here in this waiting room, waiting for whatever it is were waiting for, but you seriously thought you were going to get a port for free? What kind of port were you thinking about? Like a port where boats would go, or like a USB port?","Oh, god. A fine wine. My understanding was that Freeport was founded, the founding gentlemen had a lot of port wine.",1,spont,train train_spont_6997,"The Yoda ears look good. The collapsible opera hat, the Superman cape from 1978 all look great.",OK. Turn away from the mirror and look at me. I'm about to go do the news.,1,spont,train train_spont_6998,I usually hope that people don't ask but everyone does ask. I think the curtains probably are the wrong color. It's very bright and catches the eye.,And those are reflectors on it.,1,spont,train train_spont_6999,"I can read super fast, it doesn't mean that I can talk super fast.",Maybe you read too fast and you miss a lot of things a long the way.,1,spont,train train_spont_7000,"She doesn't know the difference between a piano and a human? She's trying way to hard to be a robot, Todd.","Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot?",1,spont,train train_spont_7001,"Honey, I think it's time for your medicine. You're starting to criss cross and reverse your words. ",I do this sometimes. I go backwards when I need to go forward.,1,spont,train train_spont_7002,I don't think that was even a poem. That was a paragraph.,Your meanness is coming out. He is mean. He has changed.,1,spont,train train_spont_7003,"You want two towels? Well, there's no rule against it, necessarily. Honestly, we've never really had anybody ask for two towels.","In fifteen years I can't recall a time. Well, there was a very obese man once.",1,spont,train train_spont_7004,You women are so smart for taking us up on this two for one offer. I cannot tell you how many satisfied customers we've had with a double trouble divorce.,"You're not going to be sorry because a lot of times the marriage of the one couple will end anyway after the first couple's marriage ends. Instead of paying full price for two divorces, you might as well do two at the same time.",1,spont,train train_spont_7005,"Millionaire, I wrote in large type for you instructions on how to turn the air conditioning on.","Oh, Katrina. Thank you so much. I haven't turned my air conditioner on since they put it in 25 years ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_7006,Hope you weren't blinded on the way over by our solar array. I just swept it off.,He mentioned that when we were walking up your driveway. It's phenomenal.,1,spont,train train_spont_7007,"I'm really sorry dad, I didn't didn't mean to just run off on you.",It's okay. I guess I was just looking for a chance to rebuild our relationship and the timing was a little off.,1,spont,train train_spont_7008,"So, Swoop, you don't remember meeting this bull headed man before?",I don't. I really don't. I'm bad with faces.,1,spont,train train_spont_7009,"The more, the merrier. Like, if we saw a lady come in here with four tits, I'd be like ""They're on the show.""","""Hey, double tits"" is what I'd say.",1,spont,train train_spont_7010,"I mean, I don't want to brag, but I know a lot about cars. That's my passion; that's my love right there, and you've got a beautiful Passat.",Thank you. I guess you stumbled into the right profession. Look at all of those mechanic awards in that trophy case.,1,spont,train train_spont_7011,Why am I not number one on the list.,"Judy, we did the best we could. We killed 39 people. I told you to put on lip gloss.",1,spont,train train_spont_7012,"Valerie's saying I left her all the money. Spirit, what does this mean? You only leave money when you're dead.","Yeah, you're freaking dead, man. Denise has half legs and you left all your money to Blanch Dubois over there.",1,spont,train train_spont_7013,"Well actually that would make things easier, wouldn't it?","Well there is water I'm told, so yeah it will definitely be easier.",1,spont,train train_spont_7014,How would you like to spend the summer with your uncle?,"I would love that, Mother.I am ready to spread my wings.",1,spont,train train_spont_7015,"Your Honor, I'm a third party and would like to represent Greek Mythology. ","Yes, we will recognize the woman in the toga in the back row.",1,spont,train train_spont_7016,"Oh, I'm just throwing up wine.",Just like when I proposed.,1,spont,train train_spont_7017,"Welcome to Pennsylvania this morning. I'm your host, Meredith Banana.","And I'm your co-host, Tom Chalet.",1,spont,train train_spont_7018,This why we're at the lawyer. I want to divorce my dad.,It's called ex-communication and I will not allow it.,1,spont,train train_spont_7019,"God, I wish mom was here.","I know. I wish your mother was here, too. I wonder what she's doing right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_7020,So my name's Tom.,They call me Claptrap.,1,spont,train train_spont_7021,"I think you went a lot overboard and I hope all of you got my memo. We made poster, banners, and buttons. This is a clean work environment.","Marge, you were the one who wrote the memo? I'm glad you're coming clean because you signed that memo ""We are legion.""",1,spont,train train_spont_7022,My favorite part of winter is the snow falling and smell of pine trees.,Those are good. I like seeing the factory start pumping out the smoke.,1,spont,train train_spont_7023,"Alright, so I guess I freed my wife from the drawer. She left us with a rhyme.","Yes, do you think it was a message to you, Joshua?",1,spont,train train_spont_7024,"Oh, sorry Chief Thompson, I didn't realize you were with Agent Thompson.","Yes, what's the problem here. Why are you in my office?",1,spont,train train_spont_7025,"Excuse me, counter salesmen, excuse me. I have a problem with the counter that I got from you. I bought one of your hard counters, 'cause, you know, a soft counter sounds like it would break. But my mom just touched it and she died. She vaporized on her birthday. It was too hard. She left behind a pile of dust and some shoes.",That was not a vaporization. That was spontaneous human combustion. Not covered by our warranty.,1,spont,train train_spont_7026,What was that about? I feel like you might have done some serious injury to yourself. You never took it off. You were pouring sweat!,I don't know. I just didn't want people to see my face. I wanted to hide behind a fur hood.,1,spont,train train_spont_7027,Is your hand magical in any way?,"I did hear my dad say one time to watch the weird old hoof on your hand because when you become a man, so it will become magic. Today, I became a man.",1,spont,train train_spont_7028,I'm flying so high on these doughnuts I feel like I can take over the world.,"You're actually rising into the air, Geum.",1,spont,train train_spont_7029,Hey Boingo! Who are you wearing?,"Oh, Ives St. Laurent.",1,spont,train train_spont_7030,"Is your father still with us, Dale?","Yes, I am. I was standing in my son's shadow.",1,spont,train train_spont_7031,"Hey, I mean, two birds with one stone. One cup, if you know what I mean.","Of course I do, Mr President.",1,spont,train train_spont_7032,"Even though you're a guy who went around injecting people with no medical license whatsoever, I stand with you on this dummy issue.","Looking back on it, I think a lot of those people trusted me because I introduced myself as Doctor and wore a lab coat and stethoscope.",1,spont,train train_spont_7033,"After hearing your story about watching your mamma die on a ride, I'm going to give you my ticket.",I've worked here the entire summer and I've never seen anything like that.,1,spont,train train_spont_7034,Are you hung over sir? You're sweating?,How do you kids know that term?,1,spont,train train_spont_7035,"I'm sorry. Can I ask, are you 8'1""? You're crouching down in the plane.",Correct. I' very uncomfortable.Planes aren't made for tall people.,1,spont,train train_spont_7036,"Sir, why are you wearing a mask?",This is a comic book store. It's cosplay.,1,spont,train train_spont_7037,We can hear you talking about us.,"Yeah, I know. I'm whispering across the table because I was hoping that you could pick up on the fact that I don't want to talk about my wedding date right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_7038,Making garlands seems like women's work to me.,"Well, I balanced it out. I chopped some wood.",1,spont,train train_spont_7039,"Mr. Featherman, these guys, they're working. Just pushed to the limits. They're moving boxes all around. They're good guys, I promise.","All right, you get until maybe later today. Even later than I said. You have until tonight to move the boxes.",1,spont,train train_spont_7040,Five dollars worth of pennies for a photograph?,"Oh, wait. The vending machine don't take pennies.",1,spont,train train_spont_7041,"Oh, Rudy. I don't play baseball. I feel like only overweight people do.","Yeah, baseball's for fatties. Everyone knows that.",1,spont,train train_spont_7042,"Ben, do you do stand up comedy?",I wish I did stand up. Do you think I'm funny enough?,1,spont,train train_spont_7043,Here's the Poseidon's Delight.,Can we eat that? I'm asking the person with the gun.,1,spont,train train_spont_7044,We see your shirt. It looks good.,Can I also compliment you on the tenor of your voice as well? It's a good timbre.,1,spont,train train_spont_7045,"Oh, shit, there's some magical shit going down in this place.",Like on Clarissa explains it all?,1,spont,train train_spont_7046,"So, Thompson is your stage name.","Yes, the fella who invented Coca Cola's last name isn't Coca Cola.",1,spont,train train_spont_7047,I was thrown by the makeup covering Seacrest's scar.,What is that? It's so weird. Can we talk about it?,1,spont,train train_spont_7048,"As of today, we've made 2,755,000 frisbees.","Yes, and we cannot seem to stop making them. We need to start selling them. Does anybody have any idea what we could be doing differently? Let's learn from our previous experiences.",1,spont,train train_spont_7049,"Sherry, this is an incredible sacrifice.","Well, I love this place and I love my job.",1,spont,train train_spont_7050,Can the baby stay or step outside?,"The baby has to step outside, but you can hold it up to the little window.",1,spont,train train_spont_7051,"Last time Barbara wore a skirt, she pooped all up and down the driveway.",That's how we found out that she was allergic to coconut.,1,spont,train train_spont_7052,"Shorty, you want a turkey leg to eat because of the comical effect and you're so small?","Yeah, I use it as a crutch.",1,spont,train train_spont_7053,I thought you were another kid. I went to the bathroom in front of you.,I looked the other way. I'm not a pervert.,1,spont,train train_spont_7054,I'm frightfully sorry. I've been in the waiting room for over an hour now.,"Yes, I'll get to you soon. I wouldn't be in too big of a rush; your news is bad.",1,spont,train train_spont_7055,"Sven, when you asked me to be in this relationship, I thought it would be just us. But, now there's 100 unemployed people living with us, as well.","They're not just unemployed people, OK? They're my children.",1,spont,train train_spont_7056,"Joan, you know that if I start thumbing through those magazines, I'm lost. I'll get sucked in there and never come out again.",I've done what you asked and I've chewed a piece of gum for every magazine and sealed all the pages shut with the gum.,1,spont,train train_spont_7057,It's a lullabye and I never want to listen to it again.,"If I were a baby and I heard that song, I'd turn into a man and I'd kill the whole town.",1,spont,train train_spont_7058,We're your fellow employees. You don't want to cook for us?,We will not cook for you. We do that all the time. ,1,spont,train train_spont_7059,You think you're so cool because you can hold three pounds? Fuck you.,"Hey, you haven't seen me power walk, jerk!",1,spont,train train_spont_7060,"I tell you what, can we make a little side trip, remain in space, and go to the Peanut Butter Dimension which we call home, and just take a real quick look at stuff from space? Like, a bunch of cemeteries, a bunch of contraptions, and of course, Savannah, Georgia, itself. I guess really what I'm talking about is just looking at Savannah, Georgia and then it's up to the individual beholder to focus in on various things on the land.","It's what we call a pick and choose view, father.",1,spont,train train_spont_7061,"Cleatus, you see Rhonda and Jebodiah everyday. You work here seven days a week.",We don't have homes. We live here in the gardens.,1,spont,train train_spont_7062,I was in love. I was in love with a woman.,"Well, that checks out, religiously. Good.",1,spont,train train_spont_7063,"This is the valley. Anything goes here. So, what kind of poster do you want?","See this ad of Yoplait yogurt? I need that blown up as big as possible, like the size of a garage door.",1,spont,train train_spont_7064,Oh no. Jenna's not spayed. They banded together? They fucked.,"I didn't mean it that way, but I think they may have actually in the excitement.",1,spont,train train_spont_7065,"The shoes were near elves, which makes them extremely valuable in addition to the other features.",But I don't understand how the human shit on the shoe is a selling point.,1,spont,train train_spont_7066,They're playing London jazz at this club.,It's the only art form that includes live cows.,1,spont,train train_spont_7067,Why does she get to go home early from school?,"Hey, I make up the class lesson plans. ",1,spont,train train_spont_7068,"We got somebody googling forest, people.",He's trying but all that he has managed to do is call 911.,1,spont,train train_spont_7069,You've really been following the comic book founder's career?,"Yeah, I read reddit. I've read it!",1,spont,train train_spont_7070,"It only takes one - you just pull the cord, it's just one spin. Oh, now it's wet again. So, this was a bad... to do this in the tank was a mistake.","Oh, I just assumed... I assumed once we spun the salad dry, we'd take it out of the tank.",1,spont,train train_spont_7071,I hear chickens are great hug recipients.,"They can't hug each other, but they can hug a person.",1,spont,train train_spont_7072,Can we get two waters.,"Yeah, we'll have two waters between two donuts and I will start with Zaire.",1,spont,train train_spont_7073,What do you suppose we pull this slat in the fence aside? This seems like the type of hole a child would fit through.,"Bert, that's exactly what I was thinking. This is the hideout of that little kid gang.",1,spont,train train_spont_7074,"Listen, I talked to the boss, Mr. Featherman. He says we got 'til tonight to move those boxes.","I got my daughter's violin concern, tonight.",1,spont,train train_spont_7075,"We are all lawyers, so not only are you cutting me down, but you're cutting yourself down.",You think because I'm a woman I can't be a lawyer?,1,spont,train train_spont_7076,We had an expectation that you were black and we're trying to adjust.,"I mean, I didn't think Eminem was white when I first heard him rap. You know, it's the same thing. It took me some time to adjust.",1,spont,train train_spont_7077,I don't want to say anything racist.,The answer to our riddle does not require anything racist.,1,spont,train train_spont_7078,"I don't know how to thank you for helping us Ma'am. But, I have a feeling we should pay you.","Yes, please. I only take cash though.",1,spont,train train_spont_7079,"Right here. Pretty much, I stand here and at some point, my sunburn gets so bad that I pass out from the pain.",You're very red and peely.,1,spont,train train_spont_7080,"Those Matrix jackets, they're not for everyone. You know what I mean? I feel like if I wear a jacket that long it's going to make me look short.","You might look really cool. Yeah. You should get some of these little sunglasses, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_7081,My name is Frank.,"Frank, your mustache seems to be sweating off of your face.",1,spont,train train_spont_7082,"Vincinity, you made a gilly suite out of Ivy.",I did. I'm really dedicated to surviving this labyrinth.,1,spont,train train_spont_7083,Everyone out there is watching us having this discussion right now.,I really hope they're enjoying our discussion right now. The guy in the tank seems to be a little dry.,1,spont,train train_spont_7084,"Okay, I'm just giving you diamonds, and then you're going to sell me a bike? I made you rich. You can't spare a free bike?","You want to pay for the bike, otherwise my father will do something awful to you. We'll give you diamonds to pay for the bike.",1,spont,train train_spont_7085,"Listen, you got fired for going through mail. And we appreciate you giving us all the town's gossip, but I mean, you got caught.","Listen, we're fortunate to live in a town that gossip's exclusively by mail.",1,spont,train train_spont_7086,Did you hear that?,"Yeah Todd, this is messed up. I think that their car is alive.",1,spont,train train_spont_7087,Comic Burglar is slowly making a get away. Someone stop him.,I'm wondering why he's dressed like a prisoner.,1,spont,train train_spont_7088,"Darling, this is Mr. Peter Two Horses.",Lovely to meet you. I'm embarrassed to say I thought you were a statue before.,1,spont,train train_spont_7089,Magically creatures. Let us all gather about. I have an idea. I've been asked four times this month to grant someone the ability to read. And I feel as if these people are taking us for granted and that we shouldn't grant them that. They should learn reading on their own.,"Yes, it is dangerous for them to think they can go through life not reading and then they get a wish and can just wish to read.",1,spont,train train_spont_7090,"I don't know if you ever heard of it, but this is a big Hollywood movie.",That's why we're wearing our wedding clothes.,1,spont,train train_spont_7091,"Yeah, I was in the corps and I was a POW. And my specific job in the corps was to be the person who kind of goes and lances blisters and boils on the seats of, uh, soldiers.",Can I ask you a question? Did you have to go through the whole training camp and the boot camp and all that? Since you were just lancing boils was yours slightly shorter?,1,spont,train train_spont_7092,You need a Moons Over My Hammy? Some of our Kicking Sticking Chicken?,"If you're offering, we both would like you to take one of those waffles and then take the cherries and the whipped cream and make it look like a face because we're both so lonely for a man's love and will make out with any breakfast you bring out here. But, ideally, waffles.",1,spont,train train_spont_7093,I completely forgot that Barbara was allergic to coconut and we ordered all that coconut shrimp.,I completely forgot it was her birthday until you brought the calendar out this morning.,1,spont,train train_spont_7094,"Ricardo, we can't keep doing this. It's not great for my family. It's not great for my husband.",I'll be your new husband.,1,spont,train train_spont_7095,We made the antenna look like wood.,I painted our Direct TV satellite dish to look like a weather vane.,1,spont,train train_spont_7096,I lost your peaches.,How dare you. You get off our property you son of a bitch.,1,spont,train train_spont_7097,You could go a little faster.,"You know, but if we drive too fast, you might not see you car.",1,spont,train train_spont_7098,Give me the bucket. I need to vomit again.,That's a lot of vomit. How much shrimp cocktail did he eat?,1,spont,train train_spont_7099,"Look how plush it Is, is that velvet crushed.",Yeah it looks pretty crushed to me I actually have a guy I can call that knows about this stuff let's give him a call.,1,spont,train train_spont_7100,"Yorgy, what you do to us? Now you have to teach this armless thing to juggle so he can perform in the carnival.",I don't know why I told Mr. Millionaire he could juggle when I know for sure he can ride a bike and solve logic puzzles.,1,spont,train train_spont_7101,"Be careful, Bobby. We caught a counterfeit Wreck-it Ralph and Mickey Mouse is giving him Disney justice.","Celeste, this kind of thing wasn't what we wanted so many years ago when we wore those Planet of the Apes masks.",1,spont,train train_spont_7102,"Tom, I'm allergic to puppies.","OK. Alfred, you can have this bowl of goldfish.",1,spont,train train_spont_7103,"The numbers are coming in from Germany and they are big, gang. They are big.","Here's the thing. If you're worried about the amount of people. There's one simple thing you have to do. Put a cockroach in there. It'll chase people out the door so we can have the world's fair. But also not have all the people of the earth, collapsing on the sidewalk.",1,spont,train train_spont_7104,Were they wearing long coats?,"Yep. Three of them in long coats, the fourth one didn't make it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7105,"Larissa, might I interest you in a tuna sandwich from our cafeteria?","Alright, but I should be doing that for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_7106,"Sir, I could swear I was in trouble when this meeting first started.",You were. I thought your numbers was a mistake. I thought you were just padding your things.,1,spont,train train_spont_7107,You stole the Mona Lisa and are keeping it in your purse!,It's true. I don't even like it but it was small enough to fit in the purse.,1,spont,train train_spont_7108,"They thought by making you smaller, you would throw up less?","It turned out to be true. The spoofs down here in Tiny Town are so much more gentle. They are all about celebrating who you are, not making fun.",1,spont,train train_spont_7109,"Hi Oprah, I'm on brown plane to Hawaii.",That sounds great! You get a trip and you're on a trip and you're on a trip!,1,spont,train train_spont_7110,"Attention Southwest passengers, it's time for seat tradesies.","Oh, high five! This is my favorite part.",1,spont,train train_spont_7111,So I just will my wings to open?,"Yes, I want you to concentrate. Think about flying and flapping.",1,spont,train train_spont_7112,"We tend to like baggy clothes, like bushy skirts.","I'm very into DIY, so I can make some bags into a halter top.",1,spont,train train_spont_7113,"How many red chilies would the green chilies be? Like spice level, if they were on a menu where red chilies indicated spice.","Uh, green chilies would probably be a fourth of a red. They are less spicy than a red chili.",1,spont,train train_spont_7114,"Can I say, you seem pretty outgoing for a hermit.","Yeah, well, I gotta be in the mood. You know what I mean? I've gotta be in the mood to talk. If I'm not, I'll hiss at ya and I'll chase you off my property. But I'm in the mood to talk today.",1,spont,train train_spont_7115,Let's just dump him somewhere. I'm sick of these hitchhikers killing or sleeping on our watch.,Truth. I'm gonna steal all his money when you do it.,1,spont,train train_spont_7116,"Briff, are you telling me, you're exercising your leading man prerogative?","Yes, as a leading man in the Paris Theater Company, the rules state that he wants what he wants and he gets what he gets.",1,spont,train train_spont_7117,"Ma'am, you're standing very close and your hands are all over me. Are you two not married?","We are, but she's got one pass.",1,spont,train train_spont_7118,Here comes Larry and now he's got a very womanly looking fella that breathes a lot.,"Hey guys, c'mon. It's the 70's. Be cool.",1,spont,train train_spont_7119,"I would really like to use the bathroom, she's been in there a long time.",Well I would say just get a hold of yourself. Just try to ride it out.,1,spont,train train_spont_7120,"Here's the thing. I've written so many action mysteries, I don't know if I want to be a writer anymore.",Maybe you just haven't found the right subject. Have you ever tried romance?,1,spont,train train_spont_7121,"Gaston, you are right again and I apologize for being so closed minded.",And I apologize for being so defensive. Let's shake on it like gentlemen.,1,spont,train train_spont_7122,"We've all gotta find our purpose and my purpose is getting your approval, but maybe not needing it in the end.","Son, I don't know what to think. I'd always wanted you to live up to my shadow but now it feels like maybe that's not so important.",1,spont,train train_spont_7123,"Janice, you can't be spreading your legs in public.",What? Whatever. Don't be so PC. This politically correct culture is ruining everything.,1,spont,train train_spont_7124,I thought you was gonna be subtle-like. That seemed very direct to me.?,"I did, I asked him casual with a lowered voice. That's subtle. If it was blatant it would have been like ""Hey, Mr. Did you mean Fahrenheit or Celsius?""",1,spont,train train_spont_7125,There is something disturbing about all of this magic. We were on a date and we're hanging out now.,"Isn't it like Shakespeare said, ""Life is a show that's always on every week at the same time.""",1,spont,train train_spont_7126,"It's like the doctors say. If you don't have diet Pepsi at the hospital, then you're not going to make it.",That's what I've always said to everyone. Diet Pepsi is a lifesaver.,1,spont,train train_spont_7127,You're going to take the human bones. You're going to doink people on the had and then you're going to bring their trinkets and treasure back here.,"Wait, these bones are human? I thought they were from chickens and cows and whatever.",1,spont,train train_spont_7128,Here are our tickets for True West.,"Awesome. As you know in America, we have to cut the tickets. We're going to actually rip these tickets. But, in London, it's rude to rip things in front of friends. So, we're going to go downstairs and rip them and we'll be back with your tickets.",1,spont,train train_spont_7129,"Monica, is this weird for you to hear Roger and Vicki talk like this?","I'm uncomfortable, just a little bit, but I'm also seeing a new business opportunity.",1,spont,train train_spont_7130,"I can't believe I'm about to say this. But, this place needs the word of God. Ye all are a mess.","Ruth, it gladdens my heart to hear you say such a thing. And, to say ye all instead of you all is so biblical.",1,spont,train train_spont_7131,You want to take a look around my cave? Look at that cactus over there. ,"Oh look, it has four arms!",1,spont,train train_spont_7132,"Yeah, I'm so excited to walk this stage.","I know, I can't believe we've gotta wait so long since both our last names begin with z.",1,spont,train train_spont_7133,"Linda, I, Walter, the ghosted lighthouse keeper, as I did in life, I love you.","I love you too, Walter. I'm crying tears of dust.",1,spont,train train_spont_7134,I've been too ashamed to have sex in the dining room with our daughter running around. I won't give it up until she's gone.,"I know. For 35 years, which is how old our daughter is, I've been waiting for you to remove my corset, skirt, all of it. And take me right here on the dining room table.",1,spont,train train_spont_7135,"Bobby, what are you doing outside Mary and John's house?",I'm about to knock on the door and ask his wife a couple questions about some crimes.,1,spont,train train_spont_7136,You started that business to turn books into video games.,Not this again. I already told you that you will never understand my business. Now stop talking about it.,1,spont,train train_spont_7137,"Oh, my gosh, did you guys notice when Ricky talks that her mouth is moving, but then the words come out at different times.","Yeah, I thought she was doing that for attention.",1,spont,train train_spont_7138,Have you seen seen Hamilton? It's all the rave over in the states.,"We did. We don't want to make you jealous, but we did see it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7139,I'm single too. How single are you?,I'm so single that I go through that pac man door on the other side. I'm almost taken. That's how single I am.,1,spont,train train_spont_7140,I think it's going to piss off the line cooks if we make them cook the meal at their party.,What's the point of this then? I thought we were celebrating the line cooks by letting them shine.,1,spont,train train_spont_7141,"Son, we have to kick you out of the village. You're attracting too much attention. We're afraid people are going to find out about our plugs and TVs.","Of course, I listen to my Ipod because when I go on night walks, I have to listen to music. I have to listen to Belinda Carlisle.",1,spont,train train_spont_7142,"Sir, she needs to take her jagged little pill before she proceeds. Here, mamma.","Our bailiff, India would normally transfer pills from one person to another. That's how we do things here. You don't just get to had things back and forth willy nilly.",1,spont,train train_spont_7143,But we'd kind of like it if you'd help us build a fourth wall so that we could actually have a home up here in our tree fort.,You know what? I'll do you one better. I'll put a window in that wall.,1,spont,train train_spont_7144,This is the safest plantation I have ever been on.,We try to keep it pretty chill for a plantation.,1,spont,train train_spont_7145,"Hey, let me ask you a question. Where's that boy of your that works here? I don't see him anywhere. What's his name, Randall?",He left town. He didn't want to help out in the family business. He thought he didn't have any sense of his culture or roots and he went to China.,1,spont,train train_spont_7146,"I think they're asking for help. Every time someone asks for help, you don't need to spite them.",You're right. It's just a hassle.,1,spont,train train_spont_7147,"OK. Red Husky, we can also kill you.","I mean, yeah, you can. But, it's never going to happen.",1,spont,train train_spont_7148,Can I just tell you how many times I've had a dinner party and I've made soup incorrectly? I'll never make that mistake again thanks to you.,I feel like I'm doing God's work.,1,spont,train train_spont_7149,Your son went to China? You must really miss him.,"Well, I don't want to complain in front of Mr. and Mrs. Mayor.",1,spont,train train_spont_7150,"Lacey, he fell asleep in the reclining chair.",Let's just dump him somewhere. I'm sick of these hitchhikers killing or sleeping on our watch.,1,spont,train train_spont_7151,I feel close to you know. I want to do something I've never done with anyone before. I want to take off my sunglasses.,"Okay, Slick, but no one at school has ever seen you without them.",1,spont,train train_spont_7152,Welcome to Wisconsin. Would you like some towels?,"Towels? Oh, for the water. Because we'll get wet.",1,spont,train train_spont_7153,"I'm going to inject you in the neck with this medicine. But, without having tested it, I have no expectation of the result.",Go ahead doctor. I've got to be able to survive that hanging.,1,spont,train train_spont_7154,This is so odd that this assembled crowd is speaking in unison.,"Yeah, I haven't heard that many people say the same thing at once, since a Kanye concert because everyone knows the words.",1,spont,train train_spont_7155,"We are at a crossroads here, you know. Do we let this happen? Meaning he could very well die. Or do we go intervene?","Well, the wifely code, I think, says to not let your husband die.",1,spont,train train_spont_7156,"It was your idea to come to this party, so we might as well go in.",I know. I was scared to come to Las Villas because it's not gentrified yet.,1,spont,train train_spont_7157,"Mr. Cruthers, I noticed that you wear your climbing shoes to descend. I thought you usually use your climbing shoes to climb to ascend.","Gosh, you're doing so great learning English as a second language. ",1,spont,train train_spont_7158,How can you have any compassion for Blackwater??,"In fairness, he's just a guy doing his job.",1,spont,train train_spont_7159,That's my son. He's looking for summer work when this is all over.,Something easy. Not like a paper route. I don't want to be going all over for a dying industry.,1,spont,train train_spont_7160,"Guys, how are you feeling? How are you feeling about the concert tonight?",Not good. I don't want to go out there. I can't sing. My voice is too low.,1,spont,train train_spont_7161,I'm peeling the carrots. I'm making a stew.,"We're good on carrots. I don't like too many carrots in the stew, you know what I mean? It calls attention to the fact that we can't afford a lot of meat.",1,spont,train train_spont_7162,"What's it called when you're driving without thinking? Oh, it's autopilot.","Yes, that's right. That's what they call it. You do things without even thinking.",1,spont,train train_spont_7163,"Now, if I don't sign for it, I don't have to take it - right?","That is what the voodoo princess said. She said ""he who signs for it has to take it, and he who doesn't lives another year.""",1,spont,train train_spont_7164,Children are so violent.,"Yes, that kid was incarcerated and taken away.",1,spont,train train_spont_7165,"You see, up until about a month and a half ago, my WiFi connection was working for my Blu-ray.",Let me ask you this. Did you recently bring a baby monitor to the home? Not a lot of people realize a baby monitor broadcasts at a similar frequency as a WiFi.,1,spont,train train_spont_7166,"Excuse me, my wife and I have been waiting to get on the Ferris wheel. It's our anniversary.","I'm trying to deal with this man, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_7167,"I propose that we should have some kind of conch shell to pass around, so we know who can talk when.","You mean, the conch shell that sit's atop a buffalo's back?",1,spont,train train_spont_7168,Do you own the sitter?,"Yes, there's a contract. Maybe you should have checked with me. See, Mamma Bear's coming out.",1,spont,train train_spont_7169,You remember when that zombie was about to eat your neck and I shot him? I feel like that bought my ticket to the panic room.,And I am willing to have sex with someone.,1,spont,train train_spont_7170,"Don't pet the dog, it's police.",The dog is police? Dogs can have jobs too?,1,spont,train train_spont_7171,"I have been trying to buy a t-shirt here for about 25 minutes. I had a very nice girl. She seemed like she really saw me for who I am, she looked right into my soul. She had a very warm, sympathetic voice. She was going to show me some shirts.","I'm right here. I'm so sorry, I was talking to my fellow workman, Jerry. It was kind of important, but I would love to help you. So, tell me, what are you looking for in Tommy Bahama today?",1,spont,train train_spont_7172,We would like - what's the most expensive bucket on your menu?,Probably Poseidon's Delight. It's a pretty big bucket. It's a bucket for two.,1,spont,train train_spont_7173,I don't want to be shiny. Can you guarantee that my face won't be shiny?,"Absolutely, that's why the gorilla mask is on. It's going to block out the light and then I'm gonna powder that down.",1,spont,train train_spont_7174,"As the black judge here, I agree that we must appoint a new leader of the rat kingdom.","We're all rats, so we're all black.",1,spont,train train_spont_7175,"They didn't let my character talk much in the movie, at all.","Yeah, I think that's why we won.",1,spont,train train_spont_7176,No one ever asks me about time traveling.,"You take everything personally, Chuck. It's not always about you.",1,spont,train train_spont_7177,You're here in hell because you were the unicorn killer.,Is that why I'm here? I was told it was because I didn't have my receipts.,1,spont,train train_spont_7178,"General, you have some sort of science fiction powers, don't you?","Look, I'm involved in some things that you can't know about. Well, you can. But, I'll have to kill you.",1,spont,train train_spont_7179,Everyone get out while you can. His deep voice is making the fence crumble.,"Oh, my ears! My nervous system is liquifying. Make him stop talking.",1,spont,train train_spont_7180,You cracked a window? I'd like to see you sit in a car with no A/C and the window cracked.,"Well, I thought I was going to be gone for a couple minutes. He's always fine. He's young, got great lung capacity.",1,spont,train train_spont_7181,"OK. Kids, who wants donkey ears? Put your hands up.","I want a pair of gills, so I can breathe.",1,spont,train train_spont_7182,This is kind of uncomfortable for me now. I feel like this is just a family thing that I'm in the middle of.,"OK. Cran, why don't you go toss yourself into the ocean and you'll be out of the way?",1,spont,train train_spont_7183,Mom was buried all alone.,Everyone is buried alone. Doesn't your bible tell you that?,1,spont,train train_spont_7184,All the proceeds from the comic book are going to the Rename Lazy Eye Foundation.,That's right. It's been a name that's far too long been negatively applied to people who were just born the way they were born.,1,spont,train train_spont_7185,I can't eat any more bisque. I'm going blind. It could be the goldsmith or it could be the turtle shell. Can we just go next door and check it out.,"Yes, let's go now, Demetrius. It's sounds way more exciting than what we've got going on here.",1,spont,train train_spont_7186,This is an Excalibur 2000 x-ray machine.,That's a beautiful model. You really treated yourselves.,1,spont,train train_spont_7187,"I've been waiting, apparently, fucking months for this God damn gasoline.","Please excuse your language. You could be heard by God and have to go down the hole, down to hell. If God hears but just one swear you know that the whole Earth could open and you could fall from space.",1,spont,train train_spont_7188,"He could be a robot, I hear about that happening all the time in this city. They look like real people but they don't know things, like what a tomato is.","Yeah, remember when that weird robot killer killed a bunch of people last year?",1,spont,train train_spont_7189,I'll be the tin man because I literally don't have heart.,"So, you really don't have a heart? Like, it's a medical condition?",1,spont,train train_spont_7190,I think I put too many pills in the wine.,I said one or two. We're going to have to dump some bodies later.,1,spont,train train_spont_7191,"I killed the sweet old lady. She seemed like she wanted to die, so I went ahead and did it.",Her husband's probably not going to be thrilled.,1,spont,train train_spont_7192,"I mean, we all know you're here because your dad, like, owns the town, so yeah.",And he's playing Claudius.,1,spont,train train_spont_7193,So we have to give these kids back? How does it work? Do we get reimbursed?,"I'm afraid there's no reimbursement for crime. But I don't know how you thought you were going to make money off of children anyway. They're virtual money pits. Do you know how much college costs, let alone food and doctors and sticky-hand cleaner?",1,spont,train train_spont_7194,Look over there. Who are those people walking through the fog in the distance?,"Hey, one of them seems like they're breathing a lot and the other one has nut knowledge.",1,spont,train train_spont_7195,Hey! Mama Slider's here.,"Look at that fancy bike horn you have, Mama Slider.",1,spont,train train_spont_7196,You own this tree. And it owns you.,"Good, good. I'd like to sell it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7197,"Nice to meet you sir, I'm the PA. Production associate. Here on The Magnificent Seven.",Why are you wearing a baseball uniform?,1,spont,train train_spont_7198,"Susan, our bedroom is big and quiet. If tonight goes long, maybe you can crash at our house.",I wouldn't mind using a familiar faucet.,1,spont,train train_spont_7199,You could keep us company. You are a very charming person. I've gotten beyond you calling me an old lady and I like you again.,"Wow. Hey, old lady, are you flirting with me?",1,spont,train train_spont_7200,"Sven, you're whole family is here to support you. You can do it.",I can't feel my feet.,1,spont,train train_spont_7201,"This is wonderful cheese, sir.","When I carry the cheese with me, it makes the cheese have a more experiential flavor.",1,spont,train train_spont_7202,"Oh my god, it's growing fastly.",It's growing too fastly if you ask me.,1,spont,train train_spont_7203,"Hopper, they were getting sexually aroused by picking on me, and this clearly has a cocktail.","Look, it seems like they're fine. Just sell them some glasses and let them fall in love, OK?",1,spont,train train_spont_7204,"Look, I'm just so thrown by seeing this adorable little girl that I'm willing to go back to the great Western Forum.","Alright, well, this is heaven but - let's go where you want to go. Sure.",1,spont,train train_spont_7205,It's a double coupon day and we didn't want to interrupt. We're very busy.,"Well, you just seem to be sitting here in the break room. You're both playing solitaire.",1,spont,train train_spont_7206,I think she might be lying about her name.,Why would you say that? I assume because of the language barrier she was trying to say her name very slowly and deliberately so that I would understand. But you think she's lying?,1,spont,train train_spont_7207,"Yeah, Caliban. Why are you questioning my name? We're friends. C'mon, Omar.",There was a time in which we were all angry at you that we called you something very similar. But it's in the past.,1,spont,train train_spont_7208,"Daniel, I want a bottle of that barbecue sauce.",You could make a killing of selling that sauce. Why don't you just wring out your shirt?,1,spont,train train_spont_7209,"Well, I was gonna pick out something, but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby.","Yes, there's a supernatural curse on all of our items, I'm afraid.",1,spont,train train_spont_7210,I can't decide between the teapot my mother in law gave me or my dead guinea pig.,"The only thing I would say is that if you throw a teapot into the fire, it's not going to burn because it's built to withstand heat.",1,spont,train train_spont_7211,"You don't want to be emancipated from your parents, just from me, your grandfather?","Yeah, we can't be the first kids in the world to have done that.",1,spont,train train_spont_7212,"This is highly irregular, for a commissioner's assistant, clearly a functional alcoholic, to be talking about me, the stadium inspector's dentist.","Yeah, shut up Art. You don't want to get the inspector all mad before he does his pronouncement.",1,spont,train train_spont_7213,"Welcome to the Limbo Baby Beauty Contest! We have some real beauties for you floating by in just a minute. It's gonna be, Baby X. He was born and died pretty quickly afterwards. He didn't have a chance to get baptized, but that's his problem.","Hi everybody, I'm Baby X. I think you'll agree, I'm pretty cute. Look at these cheeks.",1,spont,train train_spont_7214,"I need you to retrieve that fountain pen, no matter how long it takes, ok? And eventually get that fountain pen back to me.","Bill Clinton, I will do that for you. I promise, Bill Clinton.",1,spont,train train_spont_7215,"We'll loan you the $20,000, so you can pay for the twenty large. And then give us the twenty large for our service.","Well, I clearly have no choice. I have to send this refrigerator to Newark. You've got a deal.",1,spont,train train_spont_7216,"I mean, why do they even bother with these interviews? We're just going to pick the ones with the biggest tits.","Yeah, the more the merrier. Look, there's one praying in the corner.",1,spont,train train_spont_7217,Where is everybody? Usually Saint Blase Day is a big deal. It's a holy day of obligation. This church is empty.,"Excuse me, Father. Your homily has gone a little longer than normal. I heard some stomachs growling, and I would guess some congregants have gone to feed themselves.",1,spont,train train_spont_7218,I'm sorry. I'm getting very heated right now. I understand you're bringing me the message.,"This is why I don't think couples should work together. See, this is why I told you, I said ""let me just do my own thing"".",1,spont,train train_spont_7219,You are so defensive about everything that we talk about. Your face turns red and you immediately say that you aren't the killer.,I have intermittent rosacea.,1,spont,train train_spont_7220,I feel like you and I are kindred spirits.,"I had a feeling from the moment I met you, young lady, that we were going to get along like two peas in a pod.",1,spont,train train_spont_7221,"So, Madeline, how is everything?","Oh, it's fine. On both of my knees, I had to get the cartilage sucked out of them, but they were able to replace it with just a fine cotton batting that you usually find in stuffed animals.",1,spont,train train_spont_7222,"Sometimes when I'm at home, I make the stuffed bunny do a little dance. Although, I don't let anyone see because even dead bunnies aren't allowed to dance in our town.",That's right. No one is allowed to dance here. We can't go on living like this.,1,spont,train train_spont_7223,You're a hologram?,"Yes, I'm with Dakota right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_7224,I didn't like the boxes over here. They need to be moved over there by later today.,"Oh, but my kid's got a violin concert.",1,spont,train train_spont_7225,"Hitler, I have something for you. Fair warning, it's a punch in the stomach.",Get him! You should use your hoof hand.,1,spont,train train_spont_7226,I ground up a bunch of Z-Quil and put it in a steak.,"Oh, that sounds like a great marinade.",1,spont,train train_spont_7227,I've got some delicious crab legs.,And I've got some scrumptious crab arms.,1,spont,train train_spont_7228,"Aslan, how do you think that makes her feel?","Obviously, not pretty good, which makes me in turn not feel so good. I can change.",1,spont,train train_spont_7229,More bread over here?,"Yes, and next time the butter make it soft. This hard butter is impossible to spread.",1,spont,train train_spont_7230,"Steve, you weren't at home? So, you don't know what happened to your wife?","Steve, it's a good news, bad news situation.",1,spont,train train_spont_7231,Why don't you just call me Jim for fuck's sake?,"I would have laughed at that 10 minutes ago, but now I'm mad because he's the love of my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_7232,"Hi, I'm Rajh. Welcome to our hab.",It's a pleasure. I love this wallpaper.,1,spont,train train_spont_7233,Have you been to the all you can drink milk booth or the haunted house that's the same every year?,That was our first stop. We got milk drunk and went into the haunted house.,1,spont,train train_spont_7234,I will only do this show on one condition. We gotta move the show to Ghanna.,"That is affordable. I like the way you think, Reverend.",1,spont,train train_spont_7235,"Guess what, Stephen? We're in love now. And since mom's been in Brazil for the last ten years, he's your father.","Look, I'm so much older than you. You were clearly a mistake. I'm an adult, I'm gonna go live my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_7236,"Being that this is an abandoned puppet theater, sometimes people come here to fuck and they leave their condoms around like it's the outside of an Australian animal sanctuary or something.","So you sleep in used condoms, and you're suggesting we do the same?",1,spont,train train_spont_7237,I feel like there used to be a bagel shop here at 2nd and 12th. Where's the bagel shop gone?,"Oh, the bagel shop at 2nd and 12th? The bagel shop's still over here, still over here at 2nd and 12th. They took the sign away years ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_7238,"Bernadette and Bernie, I just want to make sure you did not discuss the case in the bathroom. It's very important that we do not discuss the case.",I can't believe there was a kissing party and the entire jury wasn't invited.,1,spont,train train_spont_7239,You two kids showed soft core pornography to a child.,We were trying to teach him. No one ever taught us.,1,spont,train train_spont_7240,"Those people have $6,000 tickets over there. If we can figure out a way to get into their room. I'm not saying to hurt anybody, but I'm also not not saying that.","Well, if we have to. We need those tickets.",1,spont,train train_spont_7241,"Look, point is - kids - you guys want to do a Ouija board? I want to get involved.","Okay, the more the merrier. I'll set it up. It's like one of those tents that you just throw and the pop open.",1,spont,train train_spont_7242,"Oh, what's going on with these creepy girls?","Take him. Take him to the underworld. Now, you'll live with us forever.",1,spont,train train_spont_7243,"Wait a minute, this is the bagel shop where I had the everything bagel with the schmear?","Yeah, he took the sign down.",1,spont,train train_spont_7244,"Yes, it was. It was like it had been heated and then frozen.","Yeah, cooked within an inch of its life and then tossed into a freezer.",1,spont,train train_spont_7245,I have astigmatism. Things will always look different to me.,One of her eyes is smooshed.,1,spont,train train_spont_7246,"All right. Welcome to the talent show. First up is little Timmy Pinkins. Timmy's got a little talent. He likes to rap, and in the rap is about the things going on in his inner emotional life.","My parents are divorced, and it makes me want to cry. There's a big tree in my backyard where I'm going to hang from until I die.",1,spont,train train_spont_7247,Your name is Ray? Are you a different person than the person than I was talking to before?,It's always been Ray. You really don't pay attention to details.,1,spont,train train_spont_7248,"If I give this pen to you now, I'm not going to be able to give it to my tiny grandson when he needs to go on a soul quest some day, as all American boys do.","We will crush you. Soon, no American little tiny boy will be able to go on a soul quest once I acquire that invisible pen and sign all of the documents necessary to ensure that the third Reich lasts for 1,000 years.",1,spont,train train_spont_7249,"Yes, we will give you the money.",How much money will it take to get him to leave forever? I'll pitch in from my kids college account if I have to.,1,spont,train train_spont_7250,"There's something on your shoulder, CL.","Ew, it looks like a weird fish. He's got crazy eyes.",1,spont,train train_spont_7251,"All right, so count down from three and then we'll all make our announcement at the exact time.",And we go on the beat after we get to one.,1,spont,train train_spont_7252,I feel like someone took an ear horn and put it to my lips and God's voice came out.,It was an ear horn to your soul.,1,spont,train train_spont_7253,What kind of memories to Orcas have?,Mostly sad ones of members of their pods being taken away and made to perform.,1,spont,train train_spont_7254,Do we have to steal pets?,Sometimes love doesn't come to you. Sometimes you have to grab love with both hands and shove it in your pocket with your slingshot and your marbles.,1,spont,train train_spont_7255,"Alright, Marjorie, we have to score. When I roll the window down, you just let these guys know that we need a couple 8 balls and I'll give you the money.","OK, Murnice. I just don't understand why we didn't go to Toys R Us and buy as many 8 balls as we needed.",1,spont,train train_spont_7256,"Tom, your snake's got away","Oh, my God! I think I'm allergic to snake bites. You've got to get them!",1,spont,train train_spont_7257,Something that's very important is that one of the kids in the show has to die.,OK. These are going to be disposable kids? These kids are going to be non-union?,1,spont,train train_spont_7258,You're doing it to convert us into scientists? ,"Yes I once read a study that stated that if you keep people in a cold area, they will turn into scientists. ",1,spont,train train_spont_7259,I'm hoping that Cynthia will like me even though she won't because I'm a big fat loser.,"Well, you know who you gotta please as well, is Mary Sue.",1,spont,train train_spont_7260,"Yeah, I've been to the show. Are you talking The King and I? It's my favorite musical. To me it eclipses all shows.","It's sold out for weeks, how did you get tickets to that?",1,spont,train train_spont_7261,"OK, mommy.","Don't call my mommy. We were forced to take you in because your parents are dead. You'll never be anything special, Junebug. And you'll never have a chair, much less a broom.",1,spont,train train_spont_7262,We're not really related because I'm adopted.,"I've talked to you about this before, Okay? Just because I'm not your biological father doesn't mean that I'm not your dad. And I know I don't see you that much because I'm on the road a lot for my job as a prop comic.",1,spont,train train_spont_7263,"Look at you, you're like a human equivalent of a rain cloud.","I know, I'm sad. I don't know, I mean, I've often thought maybe we're just living in a simulation. But then I think, why would simulate this?",1,spont,train train_spont_7264,But I invited people to this show.,"I know, we all invited people. This is a bringer show.",1,spont,train train_spont_7265,"On the advice of my manager, I will be accepting your proposal.","Oh, he'll do it. Oscar so Asian is real. I just tweeted it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7266,I wanted to talk to you about something. I brought a contact today. I need to sign a new talent immediately.,"Oh, you're talking my wife up there? You want to sign my wife?",1,spont,train train_spont_7267,"At least I wish one of us had some chalk. We could at least sketch something on the ground for you to see, get a sense of what an umbrella looks like.","Well, it'd just wash away in the rain, wouldn't it?",1,spont,train train_spont_7268,"Sweat pea, I'm glad I caught you before the train came.",They said it's cancelled; I don't know why I'm still here.,1,spont,train train_spont_7269,My head hurts.,"Of course it does, Mr. Disney. You've been hit in the head with a brick several thousand times over the years.",1,spont,train train_spont_7270,"Governor Christie, why do you keep knocking on the door?",It's some sort of gavel. I'm practicing.,1,spont,train train_spont_7271,"Girls, this might be stepping over my bounds, but I think you guys should come with me to Van Nuys tonight.","I told you, I'd love to. Van Nuys is a magical place. I know it. I've read about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7272,We are trying to work out our issues. I don't want to get mad.,I also don't want to get mad. So that's two of us in the don't want to get mad club.,1,spont,train train_spont_7273,I sprout hair. And I grow a little bit. Just a little bit. Two inches.,So every time you drink alcohol you go through puberty?,1,spont,train train_spont_7274,"If you can celebrate sadness and loneliness, that's what I'm doing. I've been alone for ten years today.",Oh. Happy anniversary?,1,spont,train train_spont_7275,"I think he'll be fine. What could go wrong? I mean, I had a deer tick once and I got Lyme Disease briefly, and then I got rid of it.",This is slightly larger.,1,spont,train train_spont_7276,"Can you see my nose sticking out, sir?","Yes, I can cadet, very well done. You've passed my test.",1,spont,train train_spont_7277,England vs. Great Britain is wonderful because it's this magical land versus a very real place. Everyone loves it.,We get all of our military characters involved in the big action sequence there right in front of the theme park guest's eyes.,1,spont,train train_spont_7278,"Nurse, do you not know what that little thing is? Ask your smart phone, nurse.","Siri, what is the plastic thing nurses attach to wrists when patients are flying?",1,spont,train train_spont_7279,"Okay, buddy. There's a couple of bathrooms but you want this one?",I want that one. I left a magazine in there last year.,1,spont,train train_spont_7280,"Oh, I know. This comment card says ""These two gals was gossiping while hanging off the windmill."" That windmill hole is our bread and butter.","I'd like to point out that what we were talking about was just truth, not gossip.",1,spont,train train_spont_7281,"Well, you should know - as a designer of donuts - what a good Alsatian tart is like. Tell me, what are you putting in the doughnuts again?","Oh, Geum, you are so funny. You know I can't tell you what's in them.",1,spont,train train_spont_7282,I know the founder did that AMA. What does AMA stand for?,That's the American Musical Awards.,1,spont,train train_spont_7283,"As a giraffe on stilts I'm just afraid I'd be like, shot down, for the freak that I am when we go into the regular world.","Well, you could just get off the stilts. There's lots of regular giraffes in the regular world. You wouldn't stick out then",1,spont,train train_spont_7284,"So, you're just going into Wikipedia and correcting things that are already in there.","Yeah, I get paid for it. Like World War I wasn't the same as World War II, but now it is!",1,spont,train train_spont_7285,"Marsha, this is the last time we're going to bust through onto the roof and rescue you.","Please, just help me down. I don't know how I got up here, there are zero stairs.",1,spont,train train_spont_7286,"Hopper, will you kick these guys out?","I don't believe that I deserve to be kicked out. I'm a paying customer. Well, I haven't paid because I haven't bought anything yet, but I will buy something.",1,spont,train train_spont_7287,Why don't we replay the video footage from my body cam.,"Oh, yes. That would be great. Start it from the beginning.",1,spont,train train_spont_7288,"Angel, come forth to me. It is time for you to be named. I name you Missfizzial. ",You're just sort of mumbling it. Can I be Jake instead?,1,spont,train train_spont_7289,Stupid shoes. How am I supposed to take these off and put other ones on? I'm never going to get the hang of it.,"Dad, you just take one off and then you put it on.",1,spont,train train_spont_7290,I'm worried I'm not going to get to run and shoot and run and shoot.,"Oh, I see, now I see your concern. You want to be in the Olympics. See, I'm really here to try and escape. When I run into that snow I'm just going to keep running and try to escape.",1,spont,train train_spont_7291,"Here's your $30,000 back.",The return policy here is amazing.,1,spont,train train_spont_7292,"What's wrong with him anyway? He's got that oxygen tank. You don't smoke around him, do you?","No, not around him, just the words ""on break"" made me think that I was hankering for a smoke. But, no, he's got a case of the cardboard lung.",1,spont,train train_spont_7293,"Doris, what's this flyer, Britania Fortiskew?",I needed a jazzy stage name.,1,spont,train train_spont_7294,You got a good 2 feet on carol?,"Oh easily yeah, 2 feet and 185 pounds.",1,spont,train train_spont_7295,"So, you have a bushel of ink? Alright, we'll take it.",OK. How much do I get for it? This is really high quality.,1,spont,train train_spont_7296,"We didn't expect you so soon, Mr. President.",I got here as quick as I could. It's very difficult for me to walk anywhere.,1,spont,train train_spont_7297,"You can sing really loud, like a sonic blast.","Well, it might just work. I was signing very loudly at the opera and I think that's what people objected to. It wasn't very good and it was super loud.",1,spont,train train_spont_7298,She's three foot. And it's mostly neck.,"I didn't want to say anything, but she has a beautiful, salon-like neck.",1,spont,train train_spont_7299,"Yeah, it looks like there's like two spiders on the ends of your arms.","Yeah, kinda like ten waterfalls coming out of two big waterfalls.",1,spont,train train_spont_7300,My name is Gretchen.,"So, I would sing the famous Top 40 hit, ""Hey Gretchen, It's your Surgery Day Today.""",1,spont,train train_spont_7301,"Every Halloween, Knox Berry Farm does things differently, where they have ghosts and ghouls and goblins.","Oh, we like things done differently. Sometimes I eat my soup without a spoon.",1,spont,train train_spont_7302,Whoo Hoo! Oh my Goodness. You're the most interesting person I ever met.,"I know. It's like you were hiding your true identity, so you felt you couldn't let your freak flag fly.",1,spont,train train_spont_7303,Do you have any palm sensitivity at all?,"Actually, I have some pretty thick calluses on both of them.",1,spont,train train_spont_7304,"All right, Jager shots for all. Happy birthday, William.","You really did it, man. We didn't even think you were going to be able to make this.",1,spont,train train_spont_7305,"You don't want me to put glow tape on the flash? It would be real easy to find in the dark. When the lights go out in the stadium, you know, he'd say ""Hey, there's my flask.""","Actually, a pretty good point. But, here's the problem with glow tape on a flask. It stays in a pocket most of the time and can't absorb enough light for the glow tape to work. See, that's why I'm the minor league manager and you're my assistant.",1,spont,train train_spont_7306,"Kendra, let me just take off my pants.","To be honest, his legs are the best part about him.",1,spont,train train_spont_7307,"JJ, oh my God, those people still have dirty dishes on their table.","What? Hey, now I'm the character of the bus boy, who doesn't work here, but is just the MC.",1,spont,train train_spont_7308,You have done an amazing job running the siphon from the toilet to the conveyor belt.,"You know, once we purify it and put in a little CO2, no one will be the wiser.",1,spont,train train_spont_7309,"Thomas, your class is ready to learn about macaws, parrots and hawks. Are you ready?","Yeah, I'll learn about anything that you want to teach me about, Mr. Brown.",1,spont,train train_spont_7310,Fries are burning! This happens every time you call a meeting.,Maybe we shouldn't have had this meeting during business hours.,1,spont,train train_spont_7311,"Fred, you're in charge now. I guess we're just your helpers. If anything ever goes wrong, then just look for the helpers.",OK. Thank you for helping me on what is one of the most tragic days of my life.,1,spont,train train_spont_7312,Even her neck is covered in sweat.,I can see it. It's glowing like the north star.,1,spont,train train_spont_7313,I love rompers because I can spread my legs.,"Janice, you can't be doing that in public.",1,spont,train train_spont_7314,"I guess if I had to wish something, it would that you, mom, would finally let me live on my own in the dumpster and stop looking over my shoulder all the time. I want my independence, again, in this dumpster.","Oh, I get it. I'll just move out and find another dumpster. I suppose that's no problem for a woman my age in this cold, cold climate.",1,spont,train train_spont_7315,"You know, I thought maybe we would go to a couple national parks and then call it a day and you have shown me that I have a very exciting life to look forward with you.","Peggy, I think that the greatest drug trip is going to be our marriage.",1,spont,train train_spont_7316,Because you have to get back home to your loving husband.,Jonathan. I love Jonathan. I wish I could find a man like Jonathan.,1,spont,train train_spont_7317,I would like to possibly be the manager.,You might want to be a little bit more definitive when you see him.,1,spont,train train_spont_7318,"Well, Mama Bear, I didn't mention that I'm in a fundamentalist religion, where we can take more than one wife.",What about the sitter and the kid?,1,spont,train train_spont_7319,I'm so sorry. I'm allergic to cigar smoke.,"Oh, take some of this. Have some of my water.",1,spont,train train_spont_7320,"Daughter, you have not taken us into space over planet Earth. PK. What's going on?","Father, have transported you into the Kangaroo Dimension.",1,spont,train train_spont_7321,I can't believe our teachers let us do whatever we want.,"Yeah, I heard the principal's under investigation.",1,spont,train train_spont_7322,The people just want to swirl it around and spit it out after they've taken a sip of the wine.,"Yeah, it's like a regular Joe wine tasting. We don't do fancy around here.",1,spont,train train_spont_7323,I feel like I sound more spooky when I whisper.,"Yeah, I know. I feel pretty spooked out right now. Can you take it down a notch?",1,spont,train train_spont_7324,"At MTV, we like to have real, quality reality television.",Everything is about quality first. ,1,spont,train train_spont_7325,"I'm upset with you 'cause of this counter. You promised me it was going to be a soft counter, and I body slammed my son on the counter and he broke his back.","Did you read the tag? There's a tag on the underside of all of our soft counters. It says ""Too hard for human body slamming.""",1,spont,train train_spont_7326,"I've got an idea, this is crazy. Let's put chicken in it. They'll be like ""but this is a seafood restaurant, this isn't seafood.""",Yeah and how about we put some spareribs in there.,1,spont,train train_spont_7327,And I've got some jerky sticks in my front seat.,And I've got a huge dick.,1,spont,train train_spont_7328,You stay in cave. You broke my heart.,"I had to seduce you to get close. But now, you must die. You have no place in this world!",1,spont,train train_spont_7329,Your future will be inexplicably tied to someone else's future in the labyrinth.,The labyrinth? I think she just put a curse on you.,1,spont,train train_spont_7330,"Yeah, no, but it's warmer than it was before. Oof. What was in this orange juice you gave me?",There may have been a ton of alcohol in that orange juice. I couldn't remember if you wanted it definitely with or definitely without alcohol.,1,spont,train train_spont_7331,"Wow, my first time in London. Me, Emeril Lagasse, the celebrity chef. Excuse me, lady, where do I see the Queen?",Do you want somebody who has played the Queen or do you want the actual Queen?,1,spont,train train_spont_7332,I see you dressed up in the hotel.,"Yeah, nobody knows who I am though.",1,spont,train train_spont_7333,Occupied. Someone's in here.,"OK, well I gotta go bad. I got to take one.",1,spont,train train_spont_7334,"Look, your skit about a small girl sitting on the hood of a car, I'm not sure where it's going and I have seen that online. So I think that's just kind of a derivation of the popular YouTube video.","But this from honesty, it's from me, you know what I'm saying? It's from the source.",1,spont,train train_spont_7335,We can make the announcement that young gay men do not have to grow old and bitter. We can actually give it to them early.,We can give them their bitterness early. We can give them an injection.,1,spont,train train_spont_7336,"That guy pulled the old double talk on you, didn't he?","Yeah, he doubled everything I said, but he just changed the pronouns.",1,spont,train train_spont_7337,Are you sure you want to order this many comics?,"Yep, we want 7,000 copies. We believe in you.",1,spont,train train_spont_7338,Don't let anyone know that we use all this electrical stuff.,This is a nice blow dryer. My hair dried in like two minutes.,1,spont,train train_spont_7339,Do people not trust me as a therapist because I'm a cat?,"Dr. Silver, I thought you retired.",1,spont,train train_spont_7340,I feel like we shouldn't have breathed in that mist.,"Yeah, that's true. I guess post 9-11, I just do what I'm told.",1,spont,train train_spont_7341,"It spread all the way out here to the Indian Reservation, huh? It was a local story. Didn't know it would be such a big deal.","I mean, fifty people dying on Batman the Ride - you don't think that would make it out here? We do have newspapers and TV.",1,spont,train train_spont_7342,"You know what? In another life, Quadge, maybe we could have been friends with each other.","Well, I'll see you in that other life or hell tonight.",1,spont,train train_spont_7343,She would tell that sledgehammer story until I thought I'd die.,"You prompted me hard, like you wanted to hear it. You were desperate.",1,spont,train train_spont_7344,"Evan, that's a lot of pressure to put on me.","Well, you know, I'm an only child. I don't have a lot of people, you know what I mean, bro?",1,spont,train train_spont_7345,Wait a minute. What if I'm down for that kind of funky shit?,"Well, then get with her. But not under the eye of the lord.",1,spont,train train_spont_7346,Did Vlad even punch out when he was using the computer?,"I tell you what. I'm going to punch him. I said it, and I'm not taking it back.",1,spont,train train_spont_7347,"Harvey, can you make it out to Comic Burglar?",Did he say comma burglar? He might just steal commas.,1,spont,train train_spont_7348,Are you looking in the crystal ball?,I am. It's very mezmorizing. It's like the Tuesday of balls.,1,spont,train train_spont_7349,"Look, what do you want to do? Lay down your life for this bank? Who cares about the bank? They have insurance for theft.","Yeah, they're the man. Down with the man. You'd really be doing a good thing by helping us steal the diamond.",1,spont,train train_spont_7350,What are you gonna do about that shark loose in the park?,Everyone settle down. That was years ago. It's fine now.,1,spont,train train_spont_7351,All I'm going to say is that wasn't helpful.,OK. That's fair. I'm in a self defeating cycle.,1,spont,train train_spont_7352,I'm 42 and ready for a change. Can you turn my hair into little spikes?,"Do you want bangs in the front and then little spikes in the back, like Kate Goslin?",1,spont,train train_spont_7353,"All the blood is going to rush into your head there, sir. I just gotta say. Those gravity boots are not good for you.",That's what wakes me up in the morning and puts me to bed at night.,1,spont,train train_spont_7354,Why don't we follow Toaster Strudel and her friend and see what's going on with them.,"Oh, this feels like we're doing something bad. I like it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7355,Can I be honest? I don't know what an umbrella looks like.,"Oh, I really wish I had mine now. At least I wish one of us had some chalk. We could at least sketch something on the ground for you to see, get a sense of.",1,spont,train train_spont_7356,"I understand that you wanted to dry out, but did you not think that maybe you'd need some sort of shelter?","Toadstool doesn't think in future tense, just present tense.",1,spont,train train_spont_7357,Did you get to hell by choking on a gobstopper or something?,Yeah and then I fell into a hell mouth. I tripped. There was one out by the tree.,1,spont,train train_spont_7358,I didn't rent Amile.,Well somebody did under your account.,1,spont,train train_spont_7359,"Hey guys, there's two adults in the other room.","Yeah, we know. That's why I'm asking everyone to be quiet.",1,spont,train train_spont_7360,Hey Geum. Do you have room to give my son a haircut?,"Oh, look at little Tyler. Is he ready for his first grown-up haircut?",1,spont,train train_spont_7361,"Dad, I've got a handful of diamonds. I'll buy one for you but not for Rosemary.",Fair enough. I guess that's my girlfriend's name. I'm bad with names.,1,spont,train train_spont_7362,What can we do to make you happy?,Get out of my sight! And find me the best eggs fit for a hotel!,1,spont,train train_spont_7363,"Hey rookie, why don't you take a whiff? Get a little closer, just get in there.","Well, alright. Being new, I don't have any sort of sense of danger.",1,spont,train train_spont_7364,"I'm sorry, officers. I didn't know his room was this bad.",I'm sorry you had to see this Ma'am. It's very disturbing.,1,spont,train train_spont_7365,That sounds terrible. Being sued is never fun.,"Antonio, you've been sued so many times.",1,spont,train train_spont_7366,"Daryl, would you like to say your vows?","Yes. Martrice, all my life has been leading up to this point. When I was a little boy, dreaming of being married, I couldn't wait for this. It's a dream come true, and if I could travel back in time and tell that little boy it's all going to work out I would. Also, I would kill Hitler. End of vows.",1,spont,train train_spont_7367,"Wow, look at this Marjorie. We're back stage at Rush!",I wish I tinkled before I came in here. I'm very excited.,1,spont,train train_spont_7368,"Just one coaster, eh? We toss a lot of coasters around here. You gotta bring a whole backpack full. Mine are all made of corks. High end coasters.","Frankly, I'm intimidated. But nevertheless, my enthusiasm remains. I want to toss these coasters.",1,spont,train train_spont_7369,"This house. I mean, now that I feel more relaxed in here, I'm just loving being in the house rather than the panic room. It's beautiful.","Me too. I mean, having four walls like this is something I ain't never experienced before.",1,spont,train train_spont_7370,"You haven't actually seen Captain Philips, have you? The story you were going along with was Back to the Future.","I haven't seen it. I have a real problem. I feel like people are going to be mad at me if I haven't seen it, so I say I've just seen parts of it. It usually coasts me through.",1,spont,train train_spont_7371,"There was a snake in there, but snakes ain't got no hands! You gotta pull the string cheese apart to eat it.","Well, usually people do, but couldn't he just swallow it whole? He's a snake.",1,spont,train train_spont_7372,They're playing weird music in this club.,It's jazz. London jazz.,1,spont,train train_spont_7373,"Dennis Miller, it's good to see you. You had a political turn around recently. You used to be a liberal comedian and then 9/11 happened.",You certainly seemed liberal and then after 9/11 you sort of lost your mind.,1,spont,train train_spont_7374,"Yeah, you're handsome-ish. I'm one of those people that says that. You have those nice long thumbs.?",They the pride of the county.,1,spont,train train_spont_7375,I've been giving y'all terrible haircuts for ten years.,"I thought it was fashionable, but secretly I was afraid it was awful.",1,spont,train train_spont_7376,"They're making each other cry, but happy tears.","They're whimpering so loud, you can hear it all the way over here.",1,spont,train train_spont_7377,You spelled your last name two different ways on purpose?,"Yes. My wife always said that I never do anything the same way twice. Since then, I make sure that I don't.",1,spont,train train_spont_7378,My son says that raking leaves is in his comfort zone.,"I mean, it's alright, but not a gigantic yard.",1,spont,train train_spont_7379,"Also, the internet doesn't ever work here because of the government, I think.","Yeah, I think that's true. I mean, we are in Burma.",1,spont,train train_spont_7380,"No, he's going to be the Pope, too. He goes out, the Pope comes out. That's it! I don't know why this is so complicated!?",Mario will get on Luigi's shoulders. He'll be the Pope. No one knows Luigi is under there.,1,spont,train train_spont_7381,"Given this turn of events, Dale, you just keep doing what you were doing.","Well, the problem is that I used to lie. Once I told my Dad the truth, it was such a great feeling. I just want to get that feeling back again.",1,spont,train train_spont_7382,You're kind of an peculiar shade of nail polish. It's sort of chartreuse.,I'm daring. I think I can really help things change around here.,1,spont,train train_spont_7383,Did you steal the animals from a farm or from a small child?,Please tell me there's just a bunch of children somewhere missing their animals.,1,spont,train train_spont_7384,"Mayor, I didn't realize you'd be in today. Shall I take some coal off the fire, sir? I know how you don't like to spend any money.","Wait a minute, it's you. Matern. You work for me now?",1,spont,train train_spont_7385,I heard this happened last night. One of them fell asleep.,"Oh, yeah. I saw that on snapchat.",1,spont,train train_spont_7386,Wait a minute. Look out at the ocean. What's happening? I see children.,What time is it? I can't tell time and I'm afraid to look. Please tell me it hasn't been 212 days.,1,spont,train train_spont_7387,My nurse and I will make up a song about your life.,That's what I wanted. I want songs.,1,spont,train train_spont_7388,"Jazz, what's wrong with your wrists and fingers?","Yeah, it looks like there's like two spiders on the ends of your arms.",1,spont,train train_spont_7389,"Help, help, guys. I can't get out and this room is filling with nickels.","You're dead, Christ. We're sick of your nonsense.",1,spont,train train_spont_7390,I don't know if you should give him your credit card. Did you hear Tiptop say he used to own a business?,"Yeah, I don't know. That's just like Cheryl's dad. He used to own a business, and now they're poor.",1,spont,train train_spont_7391,"Now that I think about it, maybe it was an oversight, not to have my phone number on the poster, but I didn't want to give my number out to strangers like these two guys.",That's smart. Identity theft is real.,1,spont,train train_spont_7392,Just sold one six pack of cider.,"Yeah, we got $7.",1,spont,train train_spont_7393,You're worried for us? We're three parrots that got into college. I think we're doing good,"Yeah, you probably got in on a diversity scholarship.",1,spont,train train_spont_7394,Why are you singing in this bakery?,Because I want a Kaiser Roll. Please.,1,spont,train train_spont_7395,"Leslie, I believe this is Glorst.",You don't mean the disappearing athlete from the Pyongyang Olympics?,1,spont,train train_spont_7396,"Pixie, if you wanted to go to the big after-opening show dance together, I would exactly be averse to it.","Well, you're the first person who's asked me, so I'll say yes to you until someone better asks me. But, I'm probably just going to, like, leave that night and go straight to Hollywood and become famous or whatever.",1,spont,train train_spont_7397,This guy's been hugging me for 11 minutes.,"Yeah, I clocked him. I have security cameras all over the store. I watched him in the office and saw that.",1,spont,train train_spont_7398,"Look who it is, Richard Jefferson!","That's right, you played the red herring in The Net.",1,spont,train train_spont_7399,Every one of my stories begins with a crotch bulge.,That's right you have been doing them like that since you were eleven!,1,spont,train train_spont_7400,Oh no you're coughing.,I think she needs the Heimlich.,1,spont,train train_spont_7401,"I have wings and I can talk about being fairy, but maybe I can't totally make your dreams come true.","Speaking of Wings, I have to set the VCR.",1,spont,train train_spont_7402,"When I married the King, I didn't realize it was going to be all Narnia references all the time.",It is his job. Are you saying he takes his work home with him too much?,1,spont,train train_spont_7403,"Edgar, look at her. She's a perfect square.",And she looks so maternal.,1,spont,train train_spont_7404,I really need this money.,All right we will give it to you. But it has to go to a good cause!,1,spont,train train_spont_7405,Larry the squirrel lived a good life. He had a lot of nut knowledge in his brain. I hope that guy gets it.,"Yeah, he knew the difference between a peanut and a legume.",1,spont,train train_spont_7406,It took me a second to say it again out loud to realize that sweat can glow like a star.,Good. Then we are in agreement.,1,spont,train train_spont_7407,"Look, you guys can steal lemonade. Just slip me a few dollars to pay for my stand up classes.","Well that makes, it makes more sense than paying a dollar to buy the lemonade.",1,spont,train train_spont_7408,"I just thought we would have spent more time together by now, dad. It's been a long time.","I know, son. Listen, it's time you knew about your dad's job.",1,spont,train train_spont_7409,You've worked here for a year and a half. You haven't worked a single case in a year and a half?,"Yeah, man. Did you know that the desk has little keys? You can lock stuff away in your desk with little keys.",1,spont,train train_spont_7410,"Might I ask you, Miss Thompsjacks, will you do me the great honor of judging my toilet?","I don't know if I can answer yes or no to that right now. How about you send me an email and we'll set up a time. Yes, I will.",1,spont,train train_spont_7411,"You can see it just as well I can, my friend.","Well, you know, I'm not getting any younger and I thought my eyes were failing me.",1,spont,train train_spont_7412,"Stewardess, I command you to go back to first class, so I can walk among these poor people on the plane.",OK. I have to do everything you say. I'll go back up there and wait for you to tell me what to do next.,1,spont,train train_spont_7413,I'm kind of nervous. Anything could happen under this tarp. He could be a robot killer.,"He could be, I hear about that happening all the time in this city. They look like real people but they don't know things, like what a tomato is.",1,spont,train train_spont_7414,I love the news. I love it. It's better than shows that are fake with their fake actors.,"It just feels more real, more present, more wrong.",1,spont,train train_spont_7415,"Marjorie, I'm back. I had quite an adventure, but I made it back on time.","Curtis, a lot happened to me too. We're getting a new blender, a new box spring, and I think that I'm in love for the first time.",1,spont,train train_spont_7416,"Frank, let me ask you a question. Who do you think you are, to talk to the President of the United States that way?","Well, I'm an American citizen and a taxpayer. My taxes pay his salary.",1,spont,train train_spont_7417,"Mr. Brown, why is Thomas such a freak?","First of all kids, I don't like redundant questions? Secondly, don't bully Thomas.",1,spont,train train_spont_7418,A warning? You've never given me a warning before.,"I know, I'm a real live-and-let-live kinda guy. I figured I'd just let you live your life and climb trees, take inter-tubes to school.",1,spont,train train_spont_7419,We can have a spoon museum if they are state spoons with the state seal on them.,"That's the only type of spoon I'm interested in. Specifically, I'd like to concentrate on all the states that start with the letter M.",1,spont,train train_spont_7420,"Look, I'm sorry I was so weird during our senior year wearing that hooded coat all the time.",What was that about? I feel like you might have done some serious injury to yourself. You never took it off. You were pouring sweat!,1,spont,train train_spont_7421,"You know Sam Houston, hero of The Houston War of Attrition?",We know of him. We were reading this place mat.,1,spont,train train_spont_7422,My husband played the drums in the back and then the guitar player and the singer were in the front.,"Oh, the triangle of rock. How Wrinkle Pants loved it when musicians stood in a triangle.",1,spont,train train_spont_7423,"Hello everyone, good to see you. Rhonda, Cletus, how are you?","Oh my god, it's Mr. Madison.",1,spont,train train_spont_7424,This briskett is delicious.,Isn't it? What I do is I put it on early in the morning and just slowly turn it.,1,spont,train train_spont_7425,"So you're back. Alright, sit down, we'll find you a new assignment. What goes on in that farmhouse? Every ghost we send there comes back","A very, very funny girl destroyed me with a very, very understandable joke with a clear punchline.",1,spont,train train_spont_7426,"Honey, I'm nervous to have the family.","Daniel, they love you. Don't be nervous.",1,spont,train train_spont_7427,"Hi, 9-11, my neighbors are acapella soul singing outside.","Mr. Pearlman, if you're going to move in next to black people, you're gonna have to deal with that.",1,spont,train train_spont_7428,"You honor, if it pleases the court, I am an expert witness. This dog is a real creep.",Thank you. Case dismissed.,1,spont,train train_spont_7429,"Hold on a second. Everything that we thought the boys did wrong, was it always something that you did, Targin?","I am a maker of mischief, but I only do things that the boys want to do.",1,spont,train train_spont_7430,What we really need to do is find that dog.,Dr. Gillalilly is right. We have to find that dog. That shouldn't be too hard.,1,spont,train train_spont_7431,Let's all move into the back room bathroom.,Let's all go to the back room bathroom as a team. And you bring that thick glove with you.,1,spont,train train_spont_7432,"You drank a bunch of sunscreen and now my life is kind of like that movie, The Orphan. Have you ever seen it?",I don't want to spoil it for you if you haven't seen it.,1,spont,train train_spont_7433,You'd like to get x-rays? Do you feel like there's something wrong with you?,"I think we should let her go in. Before my husband was - you know - hit with the bone, he came up with this brilliant idea that we should invest in an x-ray machine. And I feel like it was expensive. So I feel like the more people that use it, the less stress I'd feel about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7434,You're the park water guy. Why are you bringing your dog to the park?,"What, you want me to leave my dog at home? You're talking like a crazy person right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_7435,"Thanks, dad. I'm moving three blocks away to move to Palm Springs.","I know, and I can't believe you're leaving town. But listen, I want to give you a warning.",1,spont,train train_spont_7436,What if we split up when we get to the mall? I'd like to go to Sears.,"Oh, Sears, that sounds good. Appliances for the home are there. I suppose you can get one of your blasted dresses.",1,spont,train train_spont_7437,"So, in order to go back in time, we've got to get struck by lightening, right?","Yeah, we have to find a storm cloud that is the storm cloud that connects to the past storm cloud and ride through the storm cloud. Can either of you fly?",1,spont,train train_spont_7438,"Billy, you are playing a pornography star who is the president of Italy.",Done. I'll go start my research now.,1,spont,train train_spont_7439,Are you sleeping?,"What? Never for you, my child. It's only been eleven hours since you started your confession.",1,spont,train train_spont_7440,"You guys are the passengers, what do you want to do?","Well, I'm the pilot, I'd like to get on. We'll have you up in the air in no time.",1,spont,train train_spont_7441,You're right. I'm going to hit her the next time I see her.,"Well, spare the rod and spoil the child, Rudy.",1,spont,train train_spont_7442,What does the card say? Because maybe you can't read and that's actually the real problem here.,"Carol, I think you know I can read.",1,spont,train train_spont_7443,"Marge, while this human tragedy is taking place, I think we can probably get away from Golgatha and actually not go back to help.","Johnathan, is that your plan? Clearly, that's what I was trying to do and you're just taking credit for it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7444,"Look at this tooth I pulled from my daughter, Dr.","Well done, that's real dentistry, Cran. I hope she didn't need that one.",1,spont,train train_spont_7445,I remember that was a pre haze code movie where you could have the word shit in the title.,"It's a good movie. It's no Xanadu, but it's good.",1,spont,train train_spont_7446,"Well, I don't think it's cool for you to be at work after work ends.","Well, I happen to not be able to know how to get out of here. I get lost at work.",1,spont,train train_spont_7447,I don't know if we should do that. We gotta kinda follow the rule book here. We just can't kill citizens.,"What? I want to kill him, not her. It took him this long to get this much information and now she's just blurting out everything we need to know. Federal agents have to kill federal agents sometimes.",1,spont,train train_spont_7448,"This is dangerous for our society. I'm sorry, but we're going to have to take as much time as possible to convince you guys that you're not allowed to have these animals.","If you'll just allow us, we were both on our speech and debate teams in high school and we're very adept at making arguments.",1,spont,train train_spont_7449,"Excuse me, sir. ","Is there a problem, officer?",1,spont,train train_spont_7450,"Girls, come forward into my judging chambers.",OK. I'll go back to Alabama. I know I was wrong.,1,spont,train train_spont_7451,"Well, this is crazy. You're pregnant, and you're at nine months! Tonight, you could very well have a baby.","I could, or I could go for eight or nine more, like an elephant.",1,spont,train train_spont_7452,I am also. I killed Roberto. I guess all three of us are human killing robots.,And you were going to sing at his eulogy. Very ironic.,1,spont,train train_spont_7453,You know what it's like when you're a gym owner and your statues are dusty and your one client comes in?,I know about it. I want to hear about it.,1,spont,train train_spont_7454,"Oh, they were the only people close to you? That's it?","Yeah, my parents disowned me as soon as my little brother was born and he was cuter than me.",1,spont,train train_spont_7455,"Bridget, what are you doing here?",I'm coming to see my boyfriend because he told you that we are now boyfriend and girlfriend.,1,spont,train train_spont_7456,"Sandy, do not quote Steve Miller to Mr. Buffett. I saw him kill someone in the magic show for saying ""abracadabra."" I saw it happen.","Mr. Buffett, please don't kill Sandy. Please. She didn't quote a Steve Miller song to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_7457,"Max, I can hear my dad. I can hear his voice.","He's slowly going away. It's OK, you're with me.",1,spont,train train_spont_7458,"Joanie, is it true they're going to tase us?","Well they're not going to tase us on purpose, but if we get tased we can't sue because they've warned us that everyone has tase privileges today.",1,spont,train train_spont_7459,You must wonder what a brought a sophisticated gay Frenchman to this small American town to do hair?,I just thank all the angels all my life for being there. I don't think a lot about where they came from.,1,spont,train train_spont_7460,I'd like to use my AAA discount.,"And I have an NRA discount. Are you still doing that, or is this one of those PC LensCrafters?",1,spont,train train_spont_7461,"Sorry guys, I just want to drive to my parent's house on the edge of town.",Are you sure that's a good idea? You're pretty drunk.,1,spont,train train_spont_7462,We can give you an iPad or a warm place to rest your head instead of our credit cards.,"Um, yeah. That's not the way prostitution works, exactly.",1,spont,train train_spont_7463,"It's no big deal, we all say the n-word from time to time.",But not on the bloody news on the telly.,1,spont,train train_spont_7464,Hi Irv. You've got a great body.,You wanna feel my callouses?,1,spont,train train_spont_7465,"Laser Beam, you're so mean. You're just coming down on the man.","I will take that because you're a paying customer, a full paying customer.",1,spont,train train_spont_7466,"Matt, everybody sings along at the Phish show.","Oh okay, I don't know the words though.",1,spont,train train_spont_7467,"I just saw you guys recognize each other and see each other, you mean that was all for show? You've been having an affair all this time?","Yes, we like to role play. It's a role play we do.",1,spont,train train_spont_7468,I'm a man puppet with a woman's soul inside me. So I identify as a man now.,But what bathroom do you use?,1,spont,train train_spont_7469,"Dad, any day you're above ground is a bad day for me.","I want to be back below ground again, where I'm comfortable.",1,spont,train train_spont_7470,"Elizabeth, are you ready for this?","Sure, I'm ready! I've got the lines good.",1,spont,train train_spont_7471,"Splunk, you've been crying for four days.",I'm sorry mom it's just that I have so many feelings.,1,spont,train train_spont_7472,I also don't want to get mad. So that's two of us in the don't want to get mad club.,That's right. We're on the same page. And I love that about us.,1,spont,train train_spont_7473,That's a short rib doughnut.,Is it still really a doughnut if there's meat in it?,1,spont,train train_spont_7474,I still think I should have been the foreman.,We couldn't stand the sound of your voice. We made that clear from the beginning.,1,spont,train train_spont_7475,"Dad, you really are my dad. I guess I loved you this whole time, but I didn't know that it was you that I loved.","I wanted you to love me as a dad, not as a rock star.",1,spont,train train_spont_7476,"I think your performance in To Kill a Mockingbird was powerful. I could tell that there was an undercurrent of horrible racism in your character that didn't come out anywhere in the movie, but might be revealed some time in the future.","Oh, you caught that? You know what, I hope no one ever finds out about it. It's my little secret.",1,spont,train train_spont_7477,Who put the coffee in this bathroom?,"Oh, that must have been my mistake. I thought it was in the back room, but I lost my mind.",1,spont,train train_spont_7478,I'm a police officer. Someone yelled that there was a murder and you are all just standing around.,I actually was just murdered. I'm a ghost.,1,spont,train train_spont_7479,So far this shoe is just a shoe with human shit on it.,That's why it's gonna stay outside of my tiny house.,1,spont,train train_spont_7480,Why are they so hard to please them ducks??,"Well, they're always flying around getting stuff done, but they never feel like they get enough done. They're the harshest critics of themselves.",1,spont,train train_spont_7481,"You guys, I feel like this is not coming together.",What if you opened up all the hot tub/coffins and let people hang out in them and watching the funeral/wedding from there.,1,spont,train train_spont_7482,"Girls, the reason Tiptop has his hand out is because he's a panhandler.","I'm very poor, I live on the street, and I would love some money from you.",1,spont,train train_spont_7483,I can't wait to get on Batman the Ride.,"Dean, you'll have to wait. Your brother will have to go first, because you're going in size order.",1,spont,train train_spont_7484,"Maybe this show is bad because we're standing in the back. If could be closer, we could probably hear.","Next time, we're going to buy tickets and money is no object.",1,spont,train train_spont_7485,"I hope you don't mind that while you were all having your beautiful mind moment, I made a can of soup on your stove.","Oh, that's what that lovely smell is.",1,spont,train train_spont_7486,"Hey, I'm running away from my robot parents, too. Don't I look like a teenager?","You are wearing several leather jackets, so yeah.",1,spont,train train_spont_7487,Why would you tell me about the dog turning into dust second. That's a less climatic review.,I guess I think about the woman more because I was engaged to her.,1,spont,train train_spont_7488,"Thank you, Mr. Madison, for stating that fact.","Jebodiah, of course.",1,spont,train train_spont_7489,"Denise, whose commission is this going to be? Are there three of us working this sale?",We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing it from.,1,spont,train train_spont_7490,Hello. Do you own jumper cables?,"Yes, back at home we have some. We each have our own set.",1,spont,train train_spont_7491,What do I win for getting the trivia question right?,There's a cracked iPod mini in the lost in found.,1,spont,train train_spont_7492,I'm engaged in such horror right now. Your boner already broke through your suit.,"Oh no, it's escaping.",1,spont,train train_spont_7493,This is a little something I picked up in my Wednesday night class. It's called Hip Hop Cha Cha and La Macarena. It's for sexy singles over fifty.,"Wow, you look like you're only in your mid-forties.",1,spont,train train_spont_7494,"Man, I can't wait til our new teacher gets here. I wonder who it's gonna be to teach us about black history.",He better be better than the last one because Reverend Malcolm Exercise was not very good at all.,1,spont,train train_spont_7495,This job is horticulture? Like plants and shit?,"Yeah, well, the shit's the manure and that's the fertilizer that makes them grow. I need to see the lush greenness of England.",1,spont,train train_spont_7496,Did your wife ever give you a reason for asking you not to leave this place?,"Well, she was being choked to death by a monkey's paw at the time. ",1,spont,train train_spont_7497,Let me get this straight. What are you trying to sell me?,"These are pants with urine on them, but not just any urine. This is sad lady urine.",1,spont,train train_spont_7498,"It's in Portland, so it's going to be a big fare for you.","Well, we're in California. You couldn't get a plane ticket? Oh, never mind, get in the car.",1,spont,train train_spont_7499,"I'm pointing at your fanny pack, because it's filled with oats that you must have stolen from here. It's your first day and you're already stealing oats.","Well, what I do when I start jobs is I steal some stuff and I show up on time.",1,spont,train train_spont_7500,I am writing to you from the estate of Bram Stoker to say instantly cease and desist with your dinner theater.,"Gosh, what? Papers? Papers everywhere! I'm just gonna throw it away.",1,spont,train train_spont_7501,"Help, help. Oh, former president Bill Clinton?",I'm just fresh out of office and I like to walk around saving lives because I just saw Batman Forever and I figured I can contribute to that conversation.,1,spont,train train_spont_7502,I think we need to explore what may be a supernatural power.,"Yeah, it's weird that no one has ever brought this up to me. You're my business partner and I trust you. What do you suggest we do?",1,spont,train train_spont_7503,I'm a weird gnome. What's your excuse?,I have diabetes.,1,spont,train train_spont_7504,"Kid, I'm going to say 10 more mind blowing things over the next half hour.",I read one of those in my book of lists. 10 mind blowing things to say.,1,spont,train train_spont_7505,"I still love my husband, but my daughter was going to get divorced, so I wanted to also.",It makes sense. You did the right thing. You might as well enjoy the last years you have left.,1,spont,train train_spont_7506,I knew it. I can't trust anyone on this ship. I should have gone to Paris with John.,"Please, Ms. Sapsworth, please don't tell anyone. This would be terrible for us, to all go to jail.",1,spont,train train_spont_7507,"All right, so, if you want to escape, maybe you do the punching and then I will be the hero. I will say ""Oh no, he got away. I need to help you, you just got punched."" So make it a good punch.",It's going to be good. I'll punch with my knee.,1,spont,train train_spont_7508,"Sir, can you back off please. You're right in my face. You're literally blocking the rest of the audience.","Oh my god, she's so good. I'm her biggest fan. Is it OK if I call you Ms. Burgandy?",1,spont,train train_spont_7509,"It sounds to me like the wind blew the door open, man.","Until I can figure out if the wind blew it open or not, this case has my full attention.",1,spont,train train_spont_7510,Do you want to take the sitter and Dorothy into the audition room? We are really high and don't know how much longer we will be able to watch them.,I understand. I don't know if they will be allowed in the room. Maybe I can just dress them up.,1,spont,train train_spont_7511,"Oh listen, I wanted to to talk to everyone because I'm embarking on a new venture.","Oh my, is it a a new garden shape? I loved the tetrahedron that you made last year.",1,spont,train train_spont_7512,Hi would you like to buy some slightly used flowers? I had my son go to the cemetery and take them from grave sites.,"Oh wow, they are sentimental then. I think I'll take the tulips.",1,spont,train train_spont_7513,It's a couple book reports. And You need to make one of those things in a shoe box with people. And it's gotta explain atoms.,"A diorama. I haven't bought a pair of shoes for myself since you boys were born, so I suppose I have to make a shoe box, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_7514,Why didn't you just say it was a kid doing a stand up set? You know I have terrible hearing.,You know that I have lack jaw. I have lack of a jaw.,1,spont,train train_spont_7515,"Just say it, man, get on board. It's a real boy's club.","Oh, god, the way you just touched my hand is so disgusting to me. And you keep doing it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7516,"No peppers on that. And you guys have those new mushrooms, yeah?",We do. The messy-explosive mushrooms.,1,spont,train train_spont_7517,"I saw him talking to a car one time, saying ""let's go.""",I saw him too. Todd's such a weirdo.,1,spont,train train_spont_7518,How large is the venomous python?,Almost as long as the Jaws shark and just as scary.,1,spont,train train_spont_7519,"So, Rodney. I don't know if you met our two cousins Trish and Laura?",Is this the thing where I walk out of the room and you guys pretend to be different people? 'Cause you've done that to me a couple times now and I find that really upsetting.,1,spont,train train_spont_7520,"Hi, I'm here with Donna. I'm Jason Biggs. Who needs a voicemail done?","Can you do it for our friend? She died 20 years ago, she's a huge fan. She can't rest until you give her a voicemail.",1,spont,train train_spont_7521,I feel like a raw nerve. And that's a good thing.,I feel like a grizzly bear.,1,spont,train train_spont_7522,Are you a Yankee fan or do you wear that little cap just for fun?,I like little hats. Any kind. I just wear them.,1,spont,train train_spont_7523,I see so much of your mother in you with all that singing.,"Thank you, Uncle, I love my mother. I wish she was here.",1,spont,train train_spont_7524,This dental procedure may make eating solid foods difficult. Do you like smoothies?,"Sure, as long as I can put my fish dinners in a blender, I'm good.",1,spont,train train_spont_7525,"Your elbow, it's mush. It's a fleshy bag of mush.",And your face is as well. Are you happy now?,1,spont,train train_spont_7526,"Let's drop out of society. We'll change our name to Rojair. Then, we can just disappear.","Let's do it. You know, I've always wanted to live off the grid.",1,spont,train train_spont_7527,"Gogatha, what do you say? Can you take us up to the surface?","If I did, I could be risking my job here. We're not supposed to be taking people up above.",1,spont,train train_spont_7528,You know what though? Dollar bills aren't as good as coins. Coins are really the best thing.,"We'd take coins, but they get hot.",1,spont,train train_spont_7529,"Oh my gosh, you guys, it's Jason Biggs. He's here.",Somebody get a pie. I want to have him fuck a pie.,1,spont,train train_spont_7530,"If you wouldn't mind turning over your money, I'd really appreciate it.",You're very likable for a robber.,1,spont,train train_spont_7531,You must have some unfinished business here to deal with. Why are you hanging around haunting the LA Forum?,There's two names still on the list that I need to meet with. They haven't checked in backstage. One is Jim Neighbors. And the other one is some girl named Joy Division.,1,spont,train train_spont_7532,"I know that things aren't great between us right now, but I don't think it's cool that you show up at my work.","Well, I don't think it's cool for you to be at work after work ends.",1,spont,train train_spont_7533,Is that the people that took our tickets scrunched down in the seats?,"Yeah, I'm going to go tap on their shoulder.",1,spont,train train_spont_7534,I know who is talking to me. I'm not an idiot. There's a window and I can see you.,"I understand that. What you didn't know is that this is your father, allegedly.",1,spont,train train_spont_7535,"Hey, hey. Can I speak to you over here?","Yes, Phyllis?",1,spont,train train_spont_7536,"See? Cats are not olives, Larry. This is serious, he's delusional.",It sounds like two things. He thinks that cats are olives and also that olives are alive.,1,spont,train train_spont_7537,"So, Blythe what did you see in your vision?",I saw Bruce and Beverly and the little dog too.,1,spont,train train_spont_7538,"So you've just been making just stuff from boxes, then? But we could cater for you with fresh meats or whatever is in hotdogs.","I tell you what, if that tapeworm performs well, then you have yourself a hotdog stand at my carnival.",1,spont,train train_spont_7539,Is your day job working at this parking garage?,"Yeah, I'm trying to make ends meet because I'm recently single.",1,spont,train train_spont_7540,You guys talked for a really long time.,"Yes, I was trying to decipher whether or not she was, indeed, pregnant or just sort of chubby. It turns out that was your mother and she was pregnant with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_7541,"King, you'll be our angel for this musical?","Of course. I love this idea. It's part talent show and part, I don't know, some kind of futile outrage towards someone.",1,spont,train train_spont_7542,"I don't mean to be rude but, which Beatle are you?","I think I'm Paul. Can't you tell, I'm doing the thumbs up all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_7543,"I've been noticing the mayonnaise is symmetrical. I notice it with my eyes, I notice it with my mouse as it skates over my tongue and I swallow it.","As a sandwich maker, I feel like if the pieces are symmetrical, it kind of puts you in a frame of mind where anything is possible.",1,spont,train train_spont_7544,You were living in that huge castle in the woods for a while and you had all those silverware friends. You were a crack rock then.,That's right. I remember I had a friend who was a ladle. Another friend was an egg timer.,1,spont,train train_spont_7545,"Oh, you are very sweaty, sir.",I feel like I'm being eaten alive by fire ants.,1,spont,train train_spont_7546,"Well, I'm pinching myself and I'm still here, so I guess it worked or Mom just had sex with the Swedes again.",I'm not complaining. Let's get some jam.,1,spont,train train_spont_7547,It's a new Tums flavor. They don't want anyone to know.,"Oh, mum's the word. I won't say a word to anyone unless they specifically ask.",1,spont,train train_spont_7548,"Bert, is this true? Did you provoke this child into throwing a can of dog food at your head?","I dared him to, but I didn't think he'd actually do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7549,"Mom, you can never absolve the guilt that lies on your shoulders because this woman took lives over you.","Oh, sure I can. Watch this. Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry. Done. Now I can go to heaven again.",1,spont,train train_spont_7550,"Hey, let the lady try a prayer.","What? Well, ladies can't pray. That's absurd.",1,spont,train train_spont_7551,That's wonderful. So may families fight with other families.,"We're sister cities, after all. Shadow Grove and Garmonson are sister cities.",1,spont,train train_spont_7552,Can I ask you a question? Is it possible that the person who stole our stainless steel car - his ex-wife - is the Cheryl person who went back to your time?,"Oh my gosh, Cheryl is the name of the lady. Does she have a forked-tongue snake friend who's part devil and part snake?",1,spont,train train_spont_7553,"Yes, it is dangerous for them to think they can go through life not reading and then they get a wish and can just wish to read.",Let's make it a decree. Wishing to learn to read is off-limits.,1,spont,train train_spont_7554,There was no fudge out on the front of the shop. Just cashews and almonds!,"Well, we used to have fudge out there. But then some outsider said some mean things about it so we hide the fudge now. Ever since then, we keep it in the back room.",1,spont,train train_spont_7555,"I have been guiding souls on journeys like this for millennia. In all of my time helping people discover their otherness, I have never heard of a vision quest quite so underwhelming.","Really? Because, I thought that was nuts that we were in what seemed like the same grocery store.",1,spont,train train_spont_7556,"You're going to need my juice. Trust me, this stuff not show up anywhere.","I am, how you say, this juice. It seems like a trap, no?",1,spont,train train_spont_7557,I'm having a sense that something might be going on at the ice cream store.,"Well, also, there's smoke billowing out of the windows.",1,spont,train train_spont_7558,"You do a dance, and part of the dance is dancing alongside a moving car that looks like it's being driven by a ghost.","Oh, yes I did hear about that. Yes, we watch that because sometimes people get run over by their cars.",1,spont,train train_spont_7559,"Have you been praying hard enough, churro man?",Can you show me just a quick preview prayer?,1,spont,train train_spont_7560,"Hello, I'm Earnest Fortiskew.",It's a two man act! I love those the best.,1,spont,train train_spont_7561,"Golgatha, I feel like you and I have had such a hard time connecting, since I got to hell. But, this has turned out to be a good day.","This is a good day. Normally, the job need require me to keep my distance from people. I feel like you and I are really forging a path of two women.",1,spont,train train_spont_7562,"How do your husband's clothes fit him, Ma'am?","When he wears a buttoned shirt, right around the chest area, it puckers open.",1,spont,train train_spont_7563,We have an array of Kathy Ireland glasses. She's one of the wealthiest supermodels to ever exist.,I just love a woman with a strong jawline.,1,spont,train train_spont_7564,I think being backstage sucks. Nobody is back here.,"Baby, no one is back here and there is no stage.",1,spont,train train_spont_7565,"It's always called Phish ditching, which makes me think it's not actually tied to the band.","But it originated with Phish, because of the longer concerts.",1,spont,train train_spont_7566,"If you looked up the word nut balls in the dictionary, his face would be there.","Yeah, it's like if the word nut ball turned into a person, he'd be the result.",1,spont,train train_spont_7567,Take my apron.,"That's actually a good look, the apron over a nude body. It's very good, very elegant.",1,spont,train train_spont_7568,"Janice, you wouldn't know what the weather was doing if it rained on top of your head, which it did today.","Well, I didn't know because I was a little confused for a second because I thought a bird was spitting on me, which has happened before. So your point doesn't even make sense.",1,spont,train train_spont_7569,I love eating food. It's so yummy for my tummy.,"If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?",1,spont,train train_spont_7570,We are normal kids taking out feelings of anger on others just like all the Americans now.,"I guess that's true. But, do we have to steal pets?",1,spont,train train_spont_7571,It's time for another blood change.,"Oh, thank you nurse. This is my nurse, Vicki.",1,spont,train train_spont_7572,When I went to Miami I was doing a new version of myself and my personality. I'm more of an artist than a musician.,That must have been when you assumed the persona of Plantains Pete.,1,spont,train train_spont_7573,Hey Lady! Lady!,"Yeah? This one? Me? or this one? There's two of us, which one?",1,spont,train train_spont_7574,"Oh, you're part of the Roxbury family. I've heard of you.",That's right. I'm from 20 towns over.,1,spont,train train_spont_7575,"What are you doing here at the crime scene, Kevaregi?",I used to work at this hospital as an orderly.,1,spont,train train_spont_7576,"Great, Lilith. You really screwed things up by coming back in time. A monsoon!",I don't think that's fair. I'm just pointing out what's happening.,1,spont,train train_spont_7577,My butt! How dare you slap my butt like that?,How dare you comment on my eye balls?,1,spont,train train_spont_7578,I'm ready to ditch Vince and come back to you if you just answer one question. Is that a baby bunny in your overalls or are you just happy to see me?,It's the baby bunny that you gave me on our wedding day. I had it taxidermized.,1,spont,train train_spont_7579,"I'm going to be honest with you, I might have a hard time selling these toys.","They're made of corn cobs, they're an American tradition of poor people playing with dried food.",1,spont,train train_spont_7580,"I'm afraid your name has been crossed off, Mr. Neighbors.",Are you fucking kidding me? I came from heaven.,1,spont,train train_spont_7581,"Sinclair, get rid of that typewriter. You don't need to bring it everywhere.",It's embarrassing. You're embarrassing us.,1,spont,train train_spont_7582,Mario will get on Luigi's shoulders. He'll be the Pope. No one knows Luigi is under there.?,Then they jump on the big mushroom.,1,spont,train train_spont_7583,One moment. Daughter. Who is this man?,That is Franklin Debonair. And he built an entire community on top of a cemetery. And underneath that is a Native American burial ground.,1,spont,train train_spont_7584,"What was up with that guy? We tried to have a nice, simple conversation with him about UFC and he just flips out and walks away.","That's typical of Brad. He's too afraid to eat chocolate, much less watch ultimate fighting.",1,spont,train train_spont_7585,The dolls in this museum wake up because there's certain tears on them after midnight.,"Hey, it's after midnight somewhere. I'm just trying to have a good time.",1,spont,train train_spont_7586,"David, the way you're splitting from the family and putting your children in traditional schools is insulting to the Rogers name.",That's why I got rid of it and improved it to Rogairs. I will be the king of my home.,1,spont,train train_spont_7587,Which one is Halle Berry??,She's the one with the midriff showing and the taught pants.,1,spont,train train_spont_7588,We're waiting for the chart to come from corporate.,I've been doing my part. I've been collecting food from people's tables and putting it in my purse and taking it home.,1,spont,train train_spont_7589,The wooden bible is really speaking to me.,"Ah, yes, the wooden bible. It has fewer words in it. It's very heavy and it can be used as a weapon if you get into a skirmish. ",1,spont,train train_spont_7590,"Don't be embarrassed. You lived. You drunk drove like crazy, and you survived, and here you are.","You shouldn't be embarrassed. Whenever you feel embarrassed, it usually means you should talk about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7591,"She's the one I heard about, she moves so fast that she looks like she's moving slow.",That's right. And now you're in handcuffs.,1,spont,train train_spont_7592,Does this sound like a fucking song? Are you really asking if us talking just now is part of the song?,"Yeah, I've heard some songs where it starts with an interlude.",1,spont,train train_spont_7593,Most of the people who live here are in long-term comas.,Well that's their choice. Tell them to get up. I want to start a card game.,1,spont,train train_spont_7594,"Ms. LaPone, I just love the Broadway stage.","Mr. Takei and I should do a mash-up. We could do master class and and Star Trek 6, the Undiscovered Country that's full of Shakespeare.",1,spont,train train_spont_7595,"So, when we'd be watching movies together, like Fifty Shades of Gray, sometimes it seemed like you weren't in the room anymore. Like when the really sexy stuff would happen, you'd be gone.","Oh, yeah. Ever since I was a kid, my parents would physically tell me to face a corner every time something risque was happening.",1,spont,train train_spont_7596,"Hey, I'm only here at this concert because I need glasses. I was given no further instructions.","What, don't you like when life is a bit of a mystery?",1,spont,train train_spont_7597,Yeah I am pretty new. They just flew me in on the one flight a year.,"Oh wow they must really like you, almost nobody gets on that flight. I heard it is really ritzy up there too.",1,spont,train train_spont_7598,"How do we get out of here, Trish?","Laura, I'm getting really embarrassed that this keeps happening to us. We're constantly locked in small bathrooms.",1,spont,train train_spont_7599,"Geum, you've been here ten years. What are the people like?",They're simple people. They don't believe things that they don't believe. And they do believe things that they do believe.,1,spont,train train_spont_7600,I talked it over with my Mom and Dad and we decided we'd like like to go into business with you.,"Well, let me be honest with you, Ben. I went to your Mom and Dad's shop today and they treated me like a common citizen.",1,spont,train train_spont_7601,"So, you were immediately promoted from Lieutenant to Captain?","It was an obscure and archaic clause in the military, called the murder clause. You could just murder one rank above you and take the promotion.",1,spont,train train_spont_7602,You're wearing several sweaters in the middle of summer.,There's always a chill here in Maine.,1,spont,train train_spont_7603,Your name is Barb.,"I feel like I heard you whispering up until the point, where you actually said a name.",1,spont,train train_spont_7604,Her name is Judith. That's what I heard anyway.,"Alright, you got me. I'm Judith Candy of the Manhattan Candys.",1,spont,train train_spont_7605,"Oh, no! My life's in danger! Help me!","Ain't nobody gonna help you. You are the victim of Dracula. There's only one man in this world that's got the guts to try to stop me, and he ain't around for miles.",1,spont,train train_spont_7606,You've been embedded in this town for like ten years. We're gonna pull you out.,But I'm so close to breaking the doughnut case. And now you bring in some hotshot rookie dressed as a kid?,1,spont,train train_spont_7607,I was at a risky petting zoo when I got attacked by three wolves and two hamsters. It was an R-rated petting zoo.,But how did you know the hamsters were attacking if you were being attacked by wolves?,1,spont,train train_spont_7608,"So, let me get this straight. I put a piece of paper in here, and then I can go somewhere else and the same piece of paper comes out over there?","It's a facsimile, so it sends not the actual paper but it sends a facsimile of that piece of paper to another fax machine somewhere else.",1,spont,train train_spont_7609,"Maya, there's an egg salad sandwich in the car. We should rescue it.","Yeah, egg salad sandwiches are like dogs. They can't be in hot cars for very long.",1,spont,train train_spont_7610,You need a nice break to walk around this open space full of stores.,"Yes, Marjorie. You're quite right.",1,spont,train train_spont_7611,I teach Kindergarten. Because they're too young to make fun of you.,"Yeah, I've been made fun of before. It's not nice.",1,spont,train train_spont_7612,Your eyes are the most bloodshot I've ever seen on a human.,"Well, I sit very close to the TV because I'm vain and I refuse to get my eyes checked.",1,spont,train train_spont_7613,Are there kids from the inner city in the cast tonight?,"Yeah, audience, cast and employees.",1,spont,train train_spont_7614,"Grandma, the counter's bending because of how much pressure you're putting on it.",I shouldn't have made this counter out of this bendy material.,1,spont,train train_spont_7615,"Now, Robert, you asked me at the beginning of this interview to remind you to breathe.","Yes, did I go in or out on the last sentence? I never go back in. I seem to just be going out. Nothing is coming back in.",1,spont,train train_spont_7616,Where in the world did that pig get a croissant?,I go to the grocery store and I ask for whatever they got. Sometimes they give me fancy stuff and sometimes they give me scraps.,1,spont,train train_spont_7617,You pick your teeth with the antennae of a craw fish.,That's right. I call it a craw daddy. That's what it is. It's a daddy that crawls around. ,1,spont,train train_spont_7618,"What if you just become, like, our snooty butler?","Whoa, yeah, like the guy. What was his name, from Fresh Prince of Bel Air?",1,spont,train train_spont_7619,I like to go to the boy store.,"Jennifer, there is no such thing as a boy store.",1,spont,train train_spont_7620,"I've very excited to show you this concert on our first date, Marjorie.","Oh, Curtis. You know I just love Loretta Lynn.",1,spont,train train_spont_7621,"Jared and Joseph, will you allow me to be your teacher.","Sure, but you're already our teacher. I'm not sure what that would change.",1,spont,train train_spont_7622,"I've been here for ten years! Ten years! It was supposed to be my last day, the day you left for your assignment.","I'm sorry, sir, that you just stayed in your job for ten years just hating it and being angry at me all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_7623,"Hey, Vivian. You want to get out of this LensCrafters? Go somewhere else?","I would love to, Shaun, but I have to stay and terrorize this sales associate, apparently.",1,spont,train train_spont_7624,"Hi, I'd like to get into this football game, please.","Okay, we just need your ticket, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_7625,I ate a whole roll of quarters.,"You'll never live that down. As soon as the whole school find out that you ate a whole roll of quarters, you're going to be trash.",1,spont,train train_spont_7626,Do you two gentlemen make rocking horses?,"Yeah, we sure do. We can help you out with picking one out.",1,spont,train train_spont_7627,"They're saying it's last call to get married. C'mon, we gotta do this.","Oh, I guess if it's last call, let's go get married.",1,spont,train train_spont_7628,Okay. I'm breaking the car door glass.,"Just do it, sweetie. We don't want to have to bury another egg salad sandwich in our backyard. There's been too many deaths already.",1,spont,train train_spont_7629,I'm so sorry I upset you ma'am. Let me make it up to you. I'll upgrade you to a room with three single beds.,"Hey, that was supposed to be my room. I wanted a room with no balcony.",1,spont,train train_spont_7630,"As we're reaching the end of our fourth cycle, two more must take our places. So it looks like you won't be going back to the midwest after all.",I have a son to take care of and a court hearing to get to.,1,spont,train train_spont_7631,"I was standing right behind your back, and I did not see you.","Well, were you attracted by the sounds of my working on this here contraption?",1,spont,train train_spont_7632,We've got to get out of this church room here pretty quickly.,There's a baptism at three.,1,spont,train train_spont_7633,You're not going to therapy. No. They'll fill your head with a bunch of junk. Therapy's for losers.,"But, I am one. You tell me every day.",1,spont,train train_spont_7634,"Thomas, you could just buy bigger clothes. I don't know why you have to go through life thinking you're the wrong size.",You're right. I forgot that they make clothes in different sizes.,1,spont,train train_spont_7635,"If you only had some sort of ray to increase things, you could make yourself into a giant and your self esteem would explode.",And people would be terrified of you.,1,spont,train train_spont_7636,"Mr. Joshua, what can I get you? Some cream butter?","It doesn't matter what you get me. This place, you shouldn't have come here.",1,spont,train train_spont_7637,"My daughter was in diapers until she was sixteen, so I'm not judging.","I'm judging this. Sixteen years old, that's a very long time. Why would a daughter be in diapers until sixteen?",1,spont,train train_spont_7638,I'm starting to feel like a tiny dog that shakes for no reason.,That's perfect. That's the beginning of the next level of riddle solving.,1,spont,train train_spont_7639,I'll let you guys continue this conversation. I'm just gonna go check on the thimbles to see if we're fully stocked.,"Yep, sorry, we're all out.",1,spont,train train_spont_7640,"That's just like Cheryl's dad. He used to own a business, and now they're poor.","Well, what about our dad? I mean, he used to own that business that sold cars, and then he sold it. Now he owns a spy company and he's about to sell that. Daddy doesn't own a company anymore, but he's still a millionaire.",1,spont,train train_spont_7641,"Well I passed my Red Cross certification test so I'm officially a lifeguard now, too.","I passed the the nursing sweeping up test in the nursing home. It took me a few tries, four or five tries.",1,spont,train train_spont_7642,I'll do his lines if he can't do them.,"You know, yes. Marshall, come here.",1,spont,train train_spont_7643,"Kurt, a dog's spirit has been transplanted into this human beings body. You're a kid. Doesn't that fascinate you?",I guess it does. It seems pretty messed up.,1,spont,train train_spont_7644,"If you step right up, I'll bet you that I can guess your wife's name.",I'll take that bet. Here's everything we own.,1,spont,train train_spont_7645,"Everybody thinks you're dead, but you're not. So, you're mine.",That's right. That's how it works. You convince someone that something is dead and then you take it.,1,spont,train train_spont_7646,I didn't think you could hear me.,We're unformed blobs. We can hear everything.,1,spont,train train_spont_7647,"My daughter, she's your little intern, what can she do?","Look, why don't you sit down and write about where you'd like to be in ten years, OK? I want a full essay in twenty minutes.",1,spont,train train_spont_7648,"Felix, with all your drivenness, what about love? Do you have to do other things sometimes?","I do, actually. I like to read books mainly about Michael Jordan in the 1996 Chicago Bulls.",1,spont,train train_spont_7649,You've giving him too much.,"Well let's look at the label. It says ""use once daily.""",1,spont,train train_spont_7650,"We're still talking, you rude family.",I'm trying to talk to my colleague here. We work together on this corner.,1,spont,train train_spont_7651,We watched Borat on our honeymoon and we can't get enough of him.,Who doesn't? It's a popular honeymoon activity. It's right up there with sex.,1,spont,train train_spont_7652,"This is taking you a very long time for you to tell me the news, David.",I have to figure out how to phrase it so that I can come up with the alphabetical order.,1,spont,train train_spont_7653,"I don't know what the wish was. We were just talking, me and this guy, and we were kind hitting it off. We had a lot in common.","Well, go out there and casually find out what is amiss.",1,spont,train train_spont_7654,"I just couldn't place you. But now you've really opened my eyes. I can see that I was doing the wrong thing all along. You're welcome to stay here. You and the mongooses, and all these coyotes.",And the ferrets? They can stay?,1,spont,train train_spont_7655,That gives me a good idea. Why don't y'all smoke me? Just break me up and smoke me. I'm a crack rock. Get away from your troubles.,"Let me just - just, devil's advocate. If you are a human, how do we explain that to people after smoking your human body?",1,spont,train train_spont_7656,"Right now, a tear is coming out of her eye, but it's mostly bile.",Did you hear his song? Of course a tear is coming out of my eye. That was a beautiful song.,1,spont,train train_spont_7657,Can you help me with my grease paints? I wish to enact a very sad power upon the stage.,"Yeah, I got that nice book of kabuki makeup.",1,spont,train train_spont_7658,I'd love if you ran down to the Quickie Cabin to get some beer.,"OK, but I haven't put any snow chains on the tires yet.",1,spont,train train_spont_7659,I don't think I like you even if you're the mayor of Paris.,No one does. And I'm mayor for life.,1,spont,train train_spont_7660,You're married? You didn't tell me that?,"To my work, I mean.",1,spont,train train_spont_7661,"You called that an accidental death, LeBron?",You punched an art piece. Shards of blades shot right through Scott Adams' dumb neck. It sounds like an accident to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_7662,"I slept so horribly. You know, I haven't been sleeping in my bed lately. I've been sleeping in that grave that I dug for the dog, but then he pulled through.",At least it's getting use. You don't want a grave that's just out there and no one is using it.,1,spont,train train_spont_7663,Did you guys see all these chicken bones outside? I'm going to try to shove them all in my mouth.,"You're so gross, Tracy.",1,spont,train train_spont_7664,I'll be living as Ryan Seacrest from now on.,You're a better Ryan Seacrest than Ryan Seacrest could ever be.,1,spont,train train_spont_7665,"I can ask you anything Jerry, tell me what it was like in the early days.","Oh, no. This is the hell I've always dreamed of. I can't believe it's actually happening.",1,spont,train train_spont_7666,"Get low, get low to the ground and stay where you are.",I think my fingers are melting together.,1,spont,train train_spont_7667,What are you doing in here? Why did you unlock the bathroom I was using?,Sometimes we shouldn't ask questions. You're helping a stranger by leaving the bathroom. That's going to help your karma later on.,1,spont,train train_spont_7668,I sat behind you for four years of science straight.,I remember you. I remember that smile.,1,spont,train train_spont_7669,You were dressed as kid this whole time?,"I can't believe it, he was right under my nose.",1,spont,train train_spont_7670,"Getty, what are you talking about? Getty's always ready, that's what we're always saying.","Getty gets used. Getty gets brought out like a corpse. Like some Weekend at Bernie's guy that's pushed around at the beach. I guess if you call that ready, Getty is always ready.",1,spont,train train_spont_7671,"Hi, that was Leonard that just helped you. How would you say he did on a scale of 1-10 making you feel at ease?",I'm going to say a zero because he's black and because he didn't help me.,1,spont,train train_spont_7672,We can't force you to dress in baggy clothes. We can only suggest that you do it.,"Well, I'll go buy some bags and I'll make a nice outfit out of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7673,"Prostitute. Sex for money over here. Who wants it? You give me money, I'll give you sex.","Hey, hang on there fella. This is my corner.",1,spont,train train_spont_7674,We can get the oven fixed with the money.,"Yeah, it's a 3.5 million dollar oven. What do we do with the other half million dollars?",1,spont,train train_spont_7675,Do you have a little neck rash? It looks like something's irritated your neck.,Oh this? I cut myself. I was shaving in there with a knife.,1,spont,train train_spont_7676,"Cadet, you are sweating.","Sir, I apologize sir. This molly is just kicking in real hard.",1,spont,train train_spont_7677,"You see, your mother was a horrible person.",Mom was a dick. I understand why you've been saying that all these years now.,1,spont,train train_spont_7678,And you've ranked your wives I see.,I'm the third one. That's why I get the movies.,1,spont,train train_spont_7679,I bet you taste divine. I'd like to eat you up with a knife and fork.,"She has the theory that if you make good food, you will taste delicious.",1,spont,train train_spont_7680,"Dean Volmer, why are you undercover at this hospital?","Look, I just want to make sure that people aren't operating on their own flesh and blood.",1,spont,train train_spont_7681,I'm starving. I need a moon pie.,My son needs a moon pie.,1,spont,train train_spont_7682,"Miss Pearl, hello. I was just getting ready to teach some white history.","I was going to show an episode of Good Times, but it's fine. Go ahead.",1,spont,train train_spont_7683,"Rudy, that's awful. That he deliberately poisoned you. That's how you became the guy you are today?","Well, the that was the beginning of it. I can't blame it all on Skip, you know. Even though I did develop instant and powerful alcoholism from the super alcohol.",1,spont,train train_spont_7684,"Air traffic control HR, how can I help you?","HR, I wanted to report that during the flooding incident one of my superiors talked about my mid area getting wet.",1,spont,train train_spont_7685,"Well, there's the last of my money.",Thank you and sorry to embarrass you in the future when you don't have any money.,1,spont,train train_spont_7686,We're so lucky we found each other at that LensCrafters. Is it right to deny someone else the love that we share?,"Oh my god, logic has won me over and almost made me feel.",1,spont,train train_spont_7687,The children are going to come out of the water looking the same way they did when they went in.,"That's right. When the fetal shaped comet comes around once every 212 years, the babies come walking out of the ocean.",1,spont,train train_spont_7688,"We kind of spy on corporations, countries, that sort of thing.","Well, I am the King of Sudan. We have a lot of insurgents. Is there a way possibly we can take care of that?",1,spont,train train_spont_7689,"Yeah, I remember you because of your blue eye and your brown eye. ","I got one blue eye and one brown, so I kinda look like one of them weird dogs. But with purple hair. Also, I'm growing out this goatee. You don't see any hair yet, but it's coming.",1,spont,train train_spont_7690,"I'm dying to know where you're hiding that second piece of pizza, and I'm dying to hear this song.","Well, what if I were to backwards yodel while Jamal were to reveal the second pizza slice?",1,spont,train train_spont_7691,"Hi, um, are you available to sell me a bike?",Yes. Welcome to DM Sliders. We're a family owned bike shop.,1,spont,train train_spont_7692,"Hello, Marcia, there is a dead man laying in the parking lot. We need to move his body so that we can do the construction.",Is there hazard pay for this?,1,spont,train train_spont_7693,"Hold on a second, the guy is ordering something he's not even going to eat?","And you're giving him recommendations? Just get vanilla, for Christ's sake.",1,spont,train train_spont_7694,You don't think the whale is going to be upset if we're scraping blubber off of its insides?,"Well, what can it do? We're safe in his belly.",1,spont,train train_spont_7695,"Ralph, what are you doing over here? Shouldn't someone be manning the camera?","Well, I just heard a ruckus and I came running. And then I heard your beautiful voice and I was like, what am I not gonna check it out?",1,spont,train train_spont_7696,"Yes, may I help you?",I want to get a cereal. Warm.,1,spont,train train_spont_7697,"Oh! Career aspirations to Dennys, huh?","Uh, I guess you can call it that. I mean, this is kind of where I max out in terms of, you know, stuff I can do, things I can think.",1,spont,train train_spont_7698,"Trumpet Davis, I like the way you play saxophone, but your name's Trumpet. I like the way you make me want to be a more mysterious, more multi-leveled person. I'd like to buy you a drink and then maybe take off your jacket, then I'd put on your jacket.","Hold on a second, Rick. I get that you're nervous about talking to me. Hey, I'm a little nervous too. How about this? Instead of us putting on each other's clothes, why don't we take all of our clothes off and leave them there, and then do sex together.",1,spont,train train_spont_7699,"The testosterone's only had positive effects, alright. Except for the negative effect of the lack of support from my own mother. Am I not the highest rated fashion consultant in morning talk show history in Pennsylvania?","You're a big deal. Absolutely. I'm just saying, that some of the negative side effects are coming out. You're not a body builder. You're not some sort of athlete. You don't need this raging testosterone in your body.",1,spont,train train_spont_7700,"To be honest, I think Sam Houston is a vampire.","Oh, I think you're a pederast.",1,spont,train train_spont_7701,I see that the bowls have pictures of bowls on them,"Yes, we call them the bowl bowls. They are bowls that have pictures of bowls, but they are pictures of different bowls, not the same bowl that they are.",1,spont,train train_spont_7702,"Oh, the place is a mess. No wonder we are going out of business.","Speaking of that, I was wondering, do you still even need me? I have appointments.",1,spont,train train_spont_7703,Full disclosure. I had 3 highballs before coming to the lesson.,Why wouldn't you? All your children have moved away. You've got to be so lonely.,1,spont,train train_spont_7704,That was a weird plan.?,"It was. If Dan Brown came up with that plot, nobody would believe it. But, it really happened!",1,spont,train train_spont_7705,I'd like to start with a large drink. Are there free refills on the Cokes?,"Ho, ho, ho. Santa will give you anything you want, little girl.",1,spont,train train_spont_7706,"When I was brought into this job, I was told I was going to be paid half up front and half after I finished. I've finished, but I have not received the second half.",Would Terminix take a letter of intent?,1,spont,train train_spont_7707,What's taking so long? I've been waiting for my food for so long and this line never moves.,"I mean, for Sky God's sake, what is the hold up? I want to get my frenchie fries.",1,spont,train train_spont_7708,"Oh mama, we want to apologize for not having been in touch.","It's been awhile, that's true. But, you know, I know you boys done good.",1,spont,train train_spont_7709,"Relax, my darlings. None of you will go prison. You'll be eyes and ears around the woods, running around and hitting people with bones, and bringing back their treasures to our lair.","Oh, so we are supposed to be stealing from them? We've just been hitting them.",1,spont,train train_spont_7710,This airplane should have enough air for everyone to breathe.,"Yeah, well, some ancient God said that somebody was going to come along and they were going to be able to breathe a lot. I don't know anybody else that can breathe like me.",1,spont,train train_spont_7711,"Aerosmith, this is your five minutes that you just came off stage warning.",Thank you five minutes. What a guy that five minutes is.,1,spont,train train_spont_7712,"So sorry, we'll leave the restroom. This is where we have our meetings.","We have our meetings in the girl's restroom. We were gonna do it in the boy's restroom, but it seemed too Fonz-y.",1,spont,train train_spont_7713,This is how cavemen used to get their wife.,"Yeah, by cheering real loud.",1,spont,train train_spont_7714,It is time to dance. But be careful in here - there are no lights. No light enters the dark place.,I don't want to trip on the stalagmites.,1,spont,train train_spont_7715,I have to get to these dishes. I didn't expect you to show up.,"Well, here I am with my shirt off.",1,spont,train train_spont_7716,"I just came from a mysterious chamber, where all I saw was piles of ashes and shoes. What can it mean?",I read about this in the people's almanac. It's combustion.,1,spont,train train_spont_7717,"So, what's going on here today? You putting on a soap opera?",It's starting to feel like this is more interesting than what we would be doing on TV. I'm just a nurse. I don't know what I'm talking about.,1,spont,train train_spont_7718,Kids at school call my hair the birds nest.,That's right they do. Do they love you Terry Brown? Do they love you more than anything?,1,spont,train train_spont_7719,"Stop bothering her, she's my wife.","Yeah, we've been married for ten years.",1,spont,train train_spont_7720,"How did you get a laptop, Senior?",I found one. This parking garage is attached to a Best Buy.,1,spont,train train_spont_7721,What's taking so long up there? I want to get wet and then walk around the theme park all day.,"Sir, I'm sorry, we're just having a little difficulty at the front of the line. Please stand by one of the misters and it will at least get you a little damp.",1,spont,train train_spont_7722,This skull is just really big for a chicken.,It's one of those hormone chickens. Pump 'em full of hormones and they get huge.,1,spont,train train_spont_7723,I'm prepared to do whatever it takes because my life here on top of this snow mountain is so precious. ,Luckily whatever it takes is just standing there and maybe shutting up.,1,spont,train train_spont_7724,"Yes, I was just coming by the store today to check on the employees. One of our stock boys, Vlad, he's celebrating his 30th year here at Grocery Store.","Oh, that's the gentlemen I'm waiting for.",1,spont,train train_spont_7725,We require that data to build the military base down there.,"Well then, it's going to put quite a damper on that project. Call them and let them know what's going on.",1,spont,train train_spont_7726,"Well, salad's dry.",That didn't take long.,1,spont,train train_spont_7727,"I mean, he got the round garden, and everything's fine there. He got the triangle one, and that's fun.",I was working at the rectangle garden until it burned down.,1,spont,train train_spont_7728,"Hello, sir. We make business cards out of all sorts of material.",Give me some examples of materials you might use.,1,spont,train train_spont_7729,My New Year's resolution was to wear brighter colors and look at me now.,"Honestly, people are staring.",1,spont,train train_spont_7730,Just say it. Just say you think she's hot.,"Just say it, man, get on board. It's a real boy's club.",1,spont,train train_spont_7731,Are you sure you won't go with me to watch my gig?,My answer is yes. I have to get out of this parking garage at Best Buy!,1,spont,train train_spont_7732,I just hand out forms for people to see and then I lead kids back to the examining rooms.,"Yeah, you don't need to be sober for that. That's OK with me.",1,spont,train train_spont_7733,"You're new here, so you don't know, but this sounds like that guy Jasperteen. He's been coming around this park for the last 15 years giving people fake money.","Yeah, I can't believe he's back. He hasn't been around in a while. Do we call the authorities?",1,spont,train train_spont_7734,My daughter is fifteen. This is a quinceañera!,"My daughter was in diapers until she was sixteen, so I'm not judging. I don't know if she even uses a Port-o-Potty.",1,spont,train train_spont_7735,"That baguette on hole two, that was left there by someone. That's very Parisian.",That was lunch that mysteriously went missing from the break room.,1,spont,train train_spont_7736,I hope that they never update the Yeti. I bought a few hats already and I would hate for them to be outdated.,"Thank you for buying the hats. Although, that would make them collector's items.",1,spont,train train_spont_7737,Are you a pig in disguise?,"I'm not in disguise. I'm just a pig. You know, pigs can hang out. We all have jackets and our own refrigerators.",1,spont,train train_spont_7738,"Okay, wait. I mean, we're on vacation. Could I have mine as a White Russian? Is it too early??",It's five o'clock somewhere.,1,spont,train train_spont_7739,"In my pants, I carry the baby bunny that you gave me on our wedding day. I had it taxidermized.","I keep it with me all the time. Sometimes when I'm at home, I make it do a little dance. Although, I don't let anyone see because even dead bunnies aren't allowed to dance in our town.",1,spont,train train_spont_7740,Are these big ants or regular size ants?,"Well, if I get my $30 million, they could be very big ants.",1,spont,train train_spont_7741,I've never met anybody from Country.,"Not many of us leave Country, so I'm kind of a pioneer of my people. I just wanted a more interesting life.",1,spont,train train_spont_7742,I am so sorry I forgot you in the car.,Is this any way to treat your husband?,1,spont,train train_spont_7743,I have two pieces of bad news.,"You know, in France before bad news, we always have some cheese.",1,spont,train train_spont_7744,Do you want me to go find Chuck for you?,"Yes, I would Demetrius. How about we go together. It will be like old times. Remember?",1,spont,train train_spont_7745,Ben is a nice name.,"Thank you. It's from the bible, I think.",1,spont,train train_spont_7746,I'm assuming you're going to take me to the hospital for the operation?,"Yes, the hospital break room right behind this screen.",1,spont,train train_spont_7747,It's not gonna work if you're going to be mad at me the whole time.,"Can we not do this? This guests will be here any moment, and I don't want to do this in front of them.",1,spont,train train_spont_7748,"Honey, I've been in the car for a half hour.",I'm working right now. I'm trying to make some money.,1,spont,train train_spont_7749,"Comb their hair, Cheryl. Some of the ugliness is superficial.",We can hear you. We can hear you and we're hungry.,1,spont,train train_spont_7750,"Listen, nobody wants to hear that story.","You're right, we would literally kill you if you tried to tell it again.",1,spont,train train_spont_7751,"OK. So, you're training dogs here, not wolfs.","If you bring me a wolf, I will train it.",1,spont,train train_spont_7752,"Is the brisket ready, Trevor?","Oh my gosh, there's something that's cooking up in there that's a little more tasty than brisket, ya'll.",1,spont,train train_spont_7753,"Daddy, look, I can hang over the side of the boat.","Look at you, I like my brave little girl.",1,spont,train train_spont_7754,"Kevin, you have such fair skin, and your lips are so purple!","That's because I drink a lot of grape juice. Grandma likes to drink her grape juice, too, but she calls it wine.",1,spont,train train_spont_7755,I need to rip your ticket before you go in because I'm an usher.,OK. They are in my fanny pack.,1,spont,train train_spont_7756,"You weren't going to scam me out of any of my pimp fee now, were you?","Of course not, Big Red. We're honorable prostitutes with hearts of gold.",1,spont,train train_spont_7757,"Dan, I feel like you know how to cut up food.",I certainly know how to do it. I've been at this job for 72 years. I'm a 90 year old news man.,1,spont,train train_spont_7758,"Chuck, I feel like you're putting a lot on this trip.","I know. I can self-diagnose, Pat. I just know that if I'm not happy and fully fulfilled at the end of this trip, I don't know what I'm going to do.",1,spont,train train_spont_7759,I have to change my wish. I just got a text message that my dog is suing me for calling her a pervert.,This is going to be a landmark case if it goes to court.,1,spont,train train_spont_7760,"Toadstool, we accept your gracious invitation to take Peyote.",OK. I already put it in you. ,1,spont,train train_spont_7761,Let's go on our phone and see if Circuit City is even opening new locations.,"Good idea. Also, I'm going to Google this guy, Daryl Stanfield.",1,spont,train train_spont_7762,All you guys have to do is be the shitiest guy you can be and you will get a lady.,How bad does the insult have have to be? Can it be a mild insult?,1,spont,train train_spont_7763,"Pete, you was a little runt of a child. I'm glad to see you pulled on through.","Now he's 6'7"".",1,spont,train train_spont_7764,"Hey Tia, do you want to get out of here later? Obviously, your dinner is already ruined.","I'd love to. I have to stay here until 6:00 pm though, in case you missed that part.",1,spont,train train_spont_7765,No son of mine is going to slap me and cheeses on bread. You want to be a sandwich slopper? What about law school?,I'll be nourishing people. Helping them to eat. Helping them maintain their stamina in case they have to go to a world entertainment event.,1,spont,train train_spont_7766,"Frankly, I've been somewhere else all day.","No kidding, mom.",1,spont,train train_spont_7767,"Darlings, I only have the off-brands versions of these various tales.","It's only supposed to help us sleep, so as long as it's nice and simple, it should be OK.",1,spont,train train_spont_7768,"Jonathan, how are you doing with that retinal failure?",I can barely see. I have about a 1/18th vision. The cone. It's obscured.,1,spont,train train_spont_7769,I know. I'm online looking for an AirBnBs.,"You just keep putting the word ""website"" into the search bar. I don't know if that's gonna help.",1,spont,train train_spont_7770,OK. I can wait 2 minutes to go pee then.,"So, you're going to go pee after I die?",1,spont,train train_spont_7771,"You, cake guy, I need the cake to be believable. I want waves. I want it to look as though it's on strings. Not like someone's just holding it.","Yeah, the last guy, he just looked like he was holding it. That's why he got fired.",1,spont,train train_spont_7772,"Karen, how did your first time at stand up comedy go?",Pretty good. I feel like maybe I was a little head of my time though. This would be a chance to tread the boards once more.`,1,spont,train train_spont_7773,"Kevaregi, we're going to have to let you go today from the hospital. We're getting complaints that you're kind of creepy when you take naps on the gurney because you look like a dead body.","Look, I have very shallow breathing when I sleep.",1,spont,train train_spont_7774,"Wait a second, the puppets aren't marionettes, are they?",Who the fuck are you? You've never spoken.,1,spont,train train_spont_7775,"Hello, little Twitters. Are you alone on the ship? You shouldn't be. I'm the ship's artificial intelligence.","Oh, my god. You scared me.",1,spont,train train_spont_7776,"I would think that a magical creature would have just a little more patience with us, Iris.","Yeah, come on. Give me a break. I drank a bottle of goldschlager.",1,spont,train train_spont_7777,"Listen, if you win the middle, what song are they going to sing if they can't sing the Russian National Anthem?","You get to choose. But I would choose Russian National Anthem. It's, what you call it, a loophole.",1,spont,train train_spont_7778,"So I just drink this stuff and then my timeline schisms into two timelines and I have to keep track of both of them, right?","There are just a few rules, if you just scan the small print. It'll probably help you keep track of the kookiness that ensues.",1,spont,train train_spont_7779,It has been so long since we've had even one guest stay with us.,"I just fear that if we don't get somebody here today, we're going to have to close up all the wells.",1,spont,train train_spont_7780,"OK. God, that's confusing when you say you're God, The Savior, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit, The Trinity, the whole deal. What are you? Are you all of those things or are you one of them?","Yeah, I'm all of them. I'm one of them. All three. You pick. It's like dealer's choice or choose your own religion adventure.",1,spont,train train_spont_7781,"You know, like when a man waddles with his cock out. He's done it before.","Wow, I've never seen a man waddle with his cock out.",1,spont,train train_spont_7782,See this man over here? See how as Gaston picks his pocket.,"What the fuck are you doing, kid? I saw that.",1,spont,train train_spont_7783,"I feel like a bagel. I feel like a bagel with some schmear, you know?","I tell you what...I got to admit to you, I'm hungry, as well.",1,spont,train train_spont_7784,"So, as my final task as maid of honor, I want to clarify my understanding. There is no groom for this wedding. You have not found him yet?",I thought we were going to look up to the clouds and find him riding a big dog-dragon.,1,spont,train train_spont_7785,So why don't you go down there and see if that cockroach talks or not?,"Okay, quickly, though. The numbers have just come in from Costa Rica and they are massive. The whole goddamn island is coming.",1,spont,train train_spont_7786,"Evan, please don't walk into this house with that sort of energy.",Hello? I'm doing you a favor by even being here.,1,spont,train train_spont_7787,Oh! How did I get here from over there?,Omar! I don't know. It's happening again.,1,spont,train train_spont_7788,"The horrible news I deliver always comes with the sweet, velvet-y touch of my voice.",I love it. It's like god got trapped a riddle.,1,spont,train train_spont_7789,"Now listen, daughter, how can i make it up to you? I realize now I've been cat's cradling you this whole time, promising you were going to spend some time playing chess, and we gonna have a good old time chess, even, sometimes, with another father and computer team. How can I make this up to you so that we don't die here in the inky blackness of outer space?","Father, the only thing I can think of is, truly, is for you to sing me a song about the rules of chess.",1,spont,train train_spont_7790,"Mr. Jasper, what if you believe that God is over and nothingness is the only thing we have to embrace any longer?",This is what I told you would happen if you put a Starbucks in this high school.,1,spont,train train_spont_7791,"Michelle, what a wonderful rendition of patricide.",Thank you. I'm classically trained. That was some of my best acting.,1,spont,train train_spont_7792,That was very disrespectful to open that casket.,"Oh, God. I'm sorry. That was not supposed to be an open casket. I'm so sorry for showing Grandfather's mangled body.",1,spont,train train_spont_7793,Are you laughing? Stop laughing. This is my father's funeral.,I'm sorry. One day I feel like God will punish me in a very biblical way.,1,spont,train train_spont_7794,"So, you're crafting objects and capitalism.","Well, capitalism thankfully has already been crafted for us. We're just taking advantage of it in a big way.",1,spont,train train_spont_7795,"Chuck, this is your chance to shine by being murdered on air.","Alright, let's do it. Do I need makeup or to be powdered down?",1,spont,train train_spont_7796,"You're not supposed to be here. Woah, maam, please stand back.",I'll be anywhere I please. My friend and I have been waiting now forty eight minutes for her Saturn. We're ready to go.,1,spont,train train_spont_7797,Why not? Why couldn't he own everything in his office?,I don't think he owned the items because it all had police evidence tape around it.,1,spont,train train_spont_7798,You told that hot mom that her dress was terrible? ,I told her that her dress was terrible. I never do stuff like that. I'm a nice guy.,1,spont,train train_spont_7799,"Cran, you seem slightly older than than mid 90's hay day.",I get that a lot and I take it as a compliment.,1,spont,train train_spont_7800,"One time my parents locked me in a closet with the family dog and it kept making dinosaur noises. Ever since then, I've been scared of Jurassic Park.","You can't be scared, man. It's the future. It's the wave.",1,spont,train train_spont_7801,"I heard an announcement, but it sounded like the speaker was broken.",It sounded to me like manager crying out in pain and dog noises.,1,spont,train train_spont_7802,We've never spoken alone. I'm just nervous to be around the big boss by myself.,"Oh no, it's fine. Don't think of me as a big boss. Just think of me as a little old man who pays your checks.",1,spont,train train_spont_7803,"Oh, these are holograms of the bad guys.",They sure are. They are faulty holograms that make noise.,1,spont,train train_spont_7804,"Budino, I thought I recognized you.","You thought you recognized me, a man made of pudding? I look familiar to you?",1,spont,train train_spont_7805,"Garold, I need you to come into the kitchen, darling. I need to tell you a secret about yourself that you don't even know yet. You're a violent, violent sleepwalker.",Is that how I got all these bruises on my fists? I thought this was from walking on my hands.,1,spont,train train_spont_7806,A ted-a-ted is when people give simultaneous Ted Talks to each other.,I think there's one of those going on right now at the McCormick place.,1,spont,train train_spont_7807,Who's this creep? I feel the urge to punch him for some reason.,He's the guy who does everything wrong and then blames it on me.,1,spont,train train_spont_7808,"Hey. Slick can be named whatever he wants because he's so good and never breaks any rules. In fact, he takes harp playing to a new elevation.","Thank you, Ms. Chalmers.",1,spont,train train_spont_7809,These tomatoes are all friend in chocolate and granola.,I'm so glad I waited for my cheat day to get here with you.,1,spont,train train_spont_7810,"We had to learn everything from the encyclopedia, Mom, and we think you guys are lying! L-Y-I-N-G!","Oh, he spelled it out. He literally spelled it out. It's amazing.",1,spont,train train_spont_7811,What are you doing in here? You've just been standing still in the same spot.,Look down. I'm doing a ThighMaster. ,1,spont,train train_spont_7812,You were kind of elusive on our date when I asked you what you do for a living.,Why? Just because I said I was a fabulist?,1,spont,train train_spont_7813,"I'll just take the film, ma'am. That's all I need.",OK. When can I have the pictures back? I can't wait to add them to my scrapbook.,1,spont,train train_spont_7814,I saw it on snapchat that one of them fell asleep last night.,I saw it on Brooklyn Vegan.,1,spont,train train_spont_7815,Everything you see is for sale.,"Oh, you work here? Sorry, I didn't realize.",1,spont,train train_spont_7816,I'm just going to take a lap around the room while you two are talking.,But take your shoes off so they don't hear you in the bedroom.,1,spont,train train_spont_7817,Hey smartphone. Can you just tell Dr. Phil's smartphone to tap Dr. Phil on the shoulder.,Communicating with other smart phone.,1,spont,train train_spont_7818,"Well, you're both fascinating people. You say Trumpet Davis is down at the club at the bottom of the hill?","That's right, he's doing a residency there.",1,spont,train train_spont_7819,"Oh, this is a hot day to be working at the concession stand.","This is wet heat. It's humidity, and the popcorn is wilting!",1,spont,train train_spont_7820,"Honestly, I only brought you on this trip because I didn't want to come alone. You weren't my first choice. I asked Angela, I asked Sheila, I asked Molly, I asked Megan. I asked Angela's little sister Angie. I asked Teresa.",That's must be why when I told my girlfriends I was going on vacation none of them were excited or surprised.,1,spont,train train_spont_7821,That's a little demoralizing to hear.,"Yeah, it's not easy to get out of here. It is hard as hell.",1,spont,train train_spont_7822,"Medicine and science are evil. Alka Seltzer's bubbles are soles of people. And, Pepto Bismol, you know how your poop is black when it comes out? That's the devil.",I'm so glad that I learned everything from you. Now I know what to look out for when I'm older.,1,spont,train train_spont_7823,Now we just have to wait for those dumb Irish people to show up.,"Yeah, hey there's some right there. Look how dumb they are.",1,spont,train train_spont_7824,"Gather around guys. I, uh, just looked at the sales of your album. You are huge in the Bahamas. I can't explain it. There's only one record store in all of the islands, but you're sold out everywhere.","This is great news, fellow Evanescence members",1,spont,train train_spont_7825,You brinig only two port-o-potties to me daughter's quinceañera?,"Yeah, I mean, I will have an opportunity later to go back along the road. I didn't drop off the other six. Mot dropped, but they dropped off my truck/van.",1,spont,train train_spont_7826,I can't wait to throw a drink in your face at the reunion show.,"OK, Rodger. Be that way, but uh, if I see you I'm throwing a drink in your face first.",1,spont,train train_spont_7827,"Whoa, Evelyn! What are you doing? We're friends. We're Sport Club friends.",I know. We're like a family here at Sport Club and here I am wailing at you like you were a scorpion.,1,spont,train train_spont_7828,"You know, you're going to be torn from limb to limb by the children who have been lost at sea for 212 years. That's how you're going to go out of this world.","And, none of your hours of medical training can save you.",1,spont,train train_spont_7829,Has my song done anything to ameliorate your hatred of -me and my lack of father-ness?,"Father, as the music suggests, I have healed.",1,spont,train train_spont_7830,He's got that dueling basketball team he's very popular.,You mean he was until the whole doping thing right? ,1,spont,train train_spont_7831,Why do the fish on your sleeping bag pattern have so many veins?,"Well, sometimes I like to take a drawing of a fish and put some more veins on it. It makes me think that maybe their heart is bigger.",1,spont,train train_spont_7832,"The court reporter couldn't figure out what he was saying, so everything was invalid and Steven Tyler was let go. It was a landmark case, I guess.","Yeah, the jury was all very gaunt guys with neckerchiefs.",1,spont,train train_spont_7833,I'm recently single.,Are you ready to mingle?,1,spont,train train_spont_7834,Why would I tell my daughter to stop touching you? It's hilarious.,"It's so funny because he can't do anything about it because I'm a kid. Look, I can touch his chest and his stomach and his head and I can just poke him in the nose over and over.",1,spont,train train_spont_7835,"He, Claude, focus. We're doing the tribunal. You seem to be looking over there.",It seems like that girl is staring at me.,1,spont,train train_spont_7836,"Dad, I can't help but notice that lately mom's become a little detached and I've become a little afraid. Do we really want to live in a climate of fear here in this happy home?","I think the climate of fear is perfect. Now that the lady's taking over all the log cutters and splitters, your mother's getting crazy ideas. Crazy, crazy, crazy! I'm not wrong.",1,spont,train train_spont_7837,"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you two.","It's OK, we're lost too.",1,spont,train train_spont_7838,"Jolan, do you think this time, this relationship will last?","Like Liza Minneli in cabaret sang, ""Maybe this time it will last"".",1,spont,train train_spont_7839,"Being that this is an abandoned puppet theater, sometimes people come here to fuck and they leave their condoms around like it's the outside of an Australian animal sanctuary or something.",I hope that happens tonight.,1,spont,train train_spont_7840,"Sorry, I'm just really pumped up for spring.",Well we earned it after living through that awful winter.,1,spont,train train_spont_7841,Those printers are never fast enough. We should have thought of that sooner.,"Right, and ink is super expensive. This is our best idea yet.",1,spont,train train_spont_7842,"Ah, well, Luigi, it's very nice, however, uh, I really asked that you stay below deck, as you know, because your appearance disturbs Pussibly.?","I can only look away in three directions, and I want to look where you're standing. So, maybe you go?",1,spont,train train_spont_7843,Can I be honest with you? I don't like your shirt. You seem to be absorbing a lot of the water in the park.,You should see Grizzly River Run. It looks like an empty dog bowl right now. I went on it twice. This shirt's great.,1,spont,train train_spont_7844,All I can do is hear that dumb kid up there.,"Hey, that dumb kid is my dumb kid. And I can't stand him either.",1,spont,train train_spont_7845,Yeah. Put something on that. I can smell it all the way over here.,Let me pull my jacket back over it.,1,spont,train train_spont_7846,I'm talking to a couple kids that are in the storm drain. I still have like 9 more awesome things to say,OK. I see. I don't know if you should be working here anymore.,1,spont,train train_spont_7847,"You haven't committed to whether or not you're the manager of this pet shop. Now, are you the manager?","In some worlds, I'm the manager. The owner and I have a complicated relationship. Sometimes I'm the manager and sometimes I'm not.",1,spont,train train_spont_7848,I just picked up some string cheese last night.,"Oh man, once I start eating string cheese, I can stop.",1,spont,train train_spont_7849,I love it. A fight between the murderers.,I got excited about it. It was more scary because we didn't know if you were getting murdered or murdering.,1,spont,train train_spont_7850,"Carl, we've got a customer here who's hanging on. Do you want to close a deal or what?","I'm really good, I would like to stay as long as possible to be honest with you. I'd like the deal to stretch out a long time because I don't want to go home.",1,spont,train train_spont_7851,Guess I'll put on my backpack.,"Take any backpack, that's fine. It's like the bikes in Amsterdam. They're for anyone.",1,spont,train train_spont_7852,"Can I just say, don't get rid of your arms.","But, look at you. You're still alive even though you're dead.",1,spont,train train_spont_7853,"Now if you'll excuse, I gotta work on my free throw shooting.",Bye Wilt Chamberlain's ghost.,1,spont,train train_spont_7854,It's been one heck of a game. I'm sweating my little forehead off.,I'm on my third pair of shorts.,1,spont,train train_spont_7855,You messed up again? This is the second day in a row.,They keep trying to engage me in conversation. I don't know what exists here and what doesn't.,1,spont,train train_spont_7856,"Oh my god, thanks for driving us. We didn't even notice that. Your hands are soaking with blood.","Here, I have a purse full off Starbucks napkins.",1,spont,train train_spont_7857,"Let me just grab my purse and uh, just gonna scoot out, but thank you.","Oh no problem, I just woke up. You know, I'm Jimmy Buffett.",1,spont,train train_spont_7858,"If you saw me get out of the front seat on the driver's side, it's because I asked the cab driver to let me experience what it was like to drive a taxi.","So, you sat in his lap? How did that work?",1,spont,train train_spont_7859,I've left underage children unattended for over an hour at a parrot zoo.,"Oh, you left right from the zoo? Why didn't you drop the kids off at their homes?",1,spont,train train_spont_7860,"Elise, do you have a dream form?",I don't ever fully fall asleep. I sleep like a dolphin. I have one eye open and walk in a circle.,1,spont,train train_spont_7861,Do we pay extra to have the GPS in the car without ripping it out?,"Not only do you not pay extra, I'm gonna pay you to take it. I'm not the smartest businessman in the world, but I am the most well dressed.",1,spont,train train_spont_7862,"I'm Ryan's manager, I interrupt him before he starts speaking.",He's my business manager. He was in here telling me about my phone bill.,1,spont,train train_spont_7863,"If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?","Oh, good question. I would eat soup.",1,spont,train train_spont_7864,"Do you feel like in your tiny size, your reduced brain capacity means you cannot remember as many songs?","Yeah, are Train and the Beatles the only two bands? Are there any others?",1,spont,train train_spont_7865,"Thanks, I've never been complimented on my suspense abilities.",We have three hundred other people to interview at the moment and I just have to say I don't care a the moment. Because this suspense is so exciting.,1,spont,train train_spont_7866,"I am having a strange, tickling, electrical impulse sort of feeling in my chest-ular area. In fact, don't hug me right now, you might get hurt by it. It almost feels like human anger.","Yeah, go open a bottle of pinot noir and just let all of the pent up injustices be aired.",1,spont,train train_spont_7867,"Thank you. I wanted to make sure that I had no tight patterns that could strobe or moray on camera, but also something that's a little fun, and that's why my shirt says ""fun pun.""","You've clearly given this a lot of thought, but, really, we've interviewed many, many people for The Price is Right - and a lot of people with funny shirts. We just want to make sure you sparkle.",1,spont,train train_spont_7868,"Yeah, I'm going to need you to let me hold it. Also, I'm going to have to evict your puppy from the room and kill it.","What? But, father, Lucious is my best friend!",1,spont,train train_spont_7869,I'm sorry. I'm just thinking of something. I have to go lay down. I've got one of my headaches.,Okay. I could get you an aspirin and we could kick this in the bud.,1,spont,train train_spont_7870,Why do we have to say she's in an eight day coma? Why can't we just make it 0 days if we already know how long it's going to be?,That wasn't the arrangement. I've already said too much.,1,spont,train train_spont_7871,I like to carry many kinds of cheese with me.,Look in the back. You've got a great pocket for brie.,1,spont,train train_spont_7872,He's so rude. You know what? I put all the sale items on the end caps in color order and then he put them by price. ,What sense does that make? Where's your eye supposed to go?,1,spont,train train_spont_7873,You're Candy Candy's daughter?,That's me. She's my mom and I'm her daughter.,1,spont,train train_spont_7874,"You can come in here and you can stay, but there's a plane leaving for Vietnam and we need you to go over there and do some business.",The country where the war is happening?,1,spont,train train_spont_7875,I regret to inform you that I am leaving the band.,You can't leave the band. You're the backbone.,1,spont,train train_spont_7876,We work with all these mothers and babies.,Most of them are so dumb.,1,spont,train train_spont_7877,The babysitter and baby are here for Mamma Bear. We're supposed to let them in. It was two redheads. They said they'd both be small. They don't look that small to me.,"Right, they look average size to me. How do we know if this is them?",1,spont,train train_spont_7878,"So, if we go to Kinkos, they're selling it at Kinkos?",There is a small fee and then you can walk out of there with a hard copy of my poems.,1,spont,train train_spont_7879,You have blood in there? Just straight blood?,"Yep, you have to drink your blood.",1,spont,train train_spont_7880,This lobby looks different than it did yesterday when we checked in.,We're different guys than we were yesterday.,1,spont,train train_spont_7881,I just lost my job it was awful.,"Yeah I saw you getting fired, how long did it take to stop crying?",1,spont,train train_spont_7882,"What's wrong, honey, we got most of the Happy Birthday song right.","But the name is the part that everyone knows makes it personal. It's what makes it special, when you sing it to the person.",1,spont,train train_spont_7883,You can only go down the stairs? They don't go back up?,"You remember the character that Ellen Paige played in ""Inception""? There's constantly one of those in there. When you take a step down, you look back and it's different.",1,spont,train train_spont_7884,"If your wares are half as pretty as you are, Jarlene, I have room to spare.","Oh, thank you. I'm in a committed relationship.",1,spont,train train_spont_7885,We even gave each other Air Jordans. I got the 5's and I gave her the 11's.,That's such a romantic anniversary present.,1,spont,train train_spont_7886,"Oh, Karlt. Was that your mom?","Yes, dad. It was.",1,spont,train train_spont_7887,I just wanted to say sorry again. I really thought I had those coordinates all figured out.,"Well, there's no good coming from pointing fingers. We're at the bottom of the ocean and we have to get to the top.",1,spont,train train_spont_7888,"My name is Cran. I was named after the band, The Cranberries.","Oh, you seem slightly older than mid 90's hay day.",1,spont,train train_spont_7889,Who is the rightful owner of this fortune cookie?,"Yes, here in Reno, they really respect the law of the land.",1,spont,train train_spont_7890,"Delivery, from the post office. Ah! What is that? Is that an Oompa Loompa?",How dare you. That's our child.,1,spont,train train_spont_7891,You love her? Melania Trump.,"You know, not the way a husband loves a wife. But, I'm like, a fan.",1,spont,train train_spont_7892,Yeah but what could be taking so long? I think she's having a baby in there.,"I actually think she said something about being pregnant, do you want to go check?",1,spont,train train_spont_7893,This seems to be just a bunch of different monsters with crude line drawing attached.,"I'm telling you, people grew up with this shit. They're really going to appreciate this reference.",1,spont,train train_spont_7894,"So, are you leaving or staying?",I'm only going to stay for as long as it takes to get us to number 1 on the craft fair charts.,1,spont,train train_spont_7895,"Well, look. I'm willing to go in here without pay.","Sir, are you suggesting you're doing me a favor? That you're doing me a favor by going into the football game without me paying you?",1,spont,train train_spont_7896,"And also, I can't get back up the pole. The fireman pole. And I can't find the stairs.",I don't think there are stairs.,1,spont,train train_spont_7897,Did you think you were at a factory this whole time? This is a warehouse.,"Yeah, because the boxes. They're moving.",1,spont,train train_spont_7898,"Monique, I want you to know that I appreciate all the advice you've ever given me in my career and I love you.",I'd like to give you one last mother fucking piece of advice. Better that you eat a bag of human shit before you ever profess love to another living creature because that's a weakness.,1,spont,train train_spont_7899,I have a proposition to make you. Will you join me in my endeavor to finish this contraption by this afternoon? And then we can go into space together.,"Oh, nothing, father. I just wanted to make sure you and I would still have plenty of ""us"" time, what with these new friends joining us and so forth.",1,spont,train train_spont_7900,"Excuse me, are you guys Jewish? You guys sound Jewish.","Oh my god, it's a Gentile.",1,spont,train train_spont_7901,Hurry up babe! Did you ditch Vincinity yet?,"Yeah, she's gone. You can come out of the trunk now.",1,spont,train train_spont_7902,"Oh, who was that little urchin who just ran away?","Oh, perhaps is was Fabri from the rival pickpocket gang.",1,spont,train train_spont_7903,"So, if God tells a knock knock joke and that's a version of him laughing. So, if someone tells a regular joke, he responds with a knock knock joke?","Yeah, you get it. You totally get what I'm saying.",1,spont,train train_spont_7904,I'm coming in to interview a few dentists for my teeth.,OK. I'm a dentist. Have a seat here. How many teeth do you have?,1,spont,train train_spont_7905,One of her eyes is smooshed.,I have one smooshed eye. I don't like to bring that up at work. I can't believe you brought my personal body up at work.,1,spont,train train_spont_7906,"Wow, I guess, yeah. I do kinda feel like I'm two people trapped in one body.","Well, I don't know if you're familiar with slide-ology, but this magic powder will allow you to live two lives simultaneously. And what's great about it is, once you try it and like it, if you get six of your friends to buy this you'll become very rich indeed.",1,spont,train train_spont_7907,"There's something very bizarre about this man, and I've never met him before.","No, I've never met him either. He doesn't know what an umbrella is and he doesn't know how to answer his cell phone or he doesn't understand when it's ringing.",1,spont,train train_spont_7908,I thought you'd never ask if I wanted to get dinner at your house.,"I'm just going to heat up some Hungry Man's dinners. But I'm Cuban, so it counts as Cuban food.",1,spont,train train_spont_7909,You have to pass for a kid. Lick your lollipop. Turn your hat around. The rivet is supposed to go in the back.,And make sure you twirl the little propeller on the top.,1,spont,train train_spont_7910,"Chuck, you've cracked the QLQs wide open. They've just been theoretical up to this point.","See, I told you that you guys should be asking me to do cool stuff too. I've been here a long time and know what I'm doing.",1,spont,train train_spont_7911,"Try these snacks. I just fucked around real quick and made these things. Some kale, a little bit of spice, finished with a little bit of filet.","Oh my god, these are delicious. I hate all those foods you described, and yet this is delicious.",1,spont,train train_spont_7912,"It's going to be two and a half pages now. So that's an additional half a page, that's nothing to you. You've done it before, you can do it again.",Is the just the legal disclaimers?,1,spont,train train_spont_7913,I don't really understand your business model. You're giving away free pot brownies to young comedians?,"Yeah, here's my business model. I can't believe I have to walk you through this again. I record people for free. All I ask is that they get super fucked up high the day before.",1,spont,train train_spont_7914,"All right, well, can my daughter and I at least have some privacy while we do this odious business?","Please, please. I'll be over here if you have anymore questions.",1,spont,train train_spont_7915,We did it. We saved ourselves and we save the 1980's from fish cocaine.,And destruction from the planet LV427.,1,spont,train train_spont_7916,His collection is only Nickelback. He followed them around on tour.,I love Nickelback. It's kind of the reason I got a job here at the corn maze.,1,spont,train train_spont_7917,"Rodney, I finally caught you. Where are my daughters?","They're in Van Nuys, sir. They're on a rough corner with people who deal in rough trade.",1,spont,train train_spont_7918,"They did stand in front of the water fountain for an entire business day, saying they thought the water fountain was going to turn into a spider monkey.",That was our busiest day. And why was that? Because there were two extra people there.,1,spont,train train_spont_7919,Don't fall for what he's telling you. It isn't going to all be pudding restaurants and cinder block beds.,"That's what he told us. He was like ""hot dogs everywhere. Pre-cut."" Like Mrs. Campbell's gonna be moving in and just cutting hot dogs all day.",1,spont,train train_spont_7920,"Listen, to establish some kind of new community or society, I think we should use wrestling to established dominance. ",Are you sure you want to do that? Because everyone here is at least a head taller than you.,1,spont,train train_spont_7921,You can be anything you want to be. That is what we teach here in Croatia.,"Wow, why am I leaving this bosom of a country. It's so warm. Why am I going to harsh, cruel, racist America?",1,spont,train train_spont_7922,"Melissia, what do you make of this? Also, who are you again?",I am a corporate liaison for Weyland Mutani Aeronautics Space Investigation.,1,spont,train train_spont_7923,"If you ever find weed back there, you just bring it to Mr. Nulty's office.","Yeah, sure, I mean, if it's going to help me get, like, into Hollywood, I'll do basically anything, like, required of me, Mr. Nulty.",1,spont,train train_spont_7924,"We have parties ten towns away, to meet in the middle.",You get along together. That's wonderful. So many families fight with each other.,1,spont,train train_spont_7925,I'm going to go tap on that guy's shoulder that took our tickets.,"Honey, I'm scared of what they're going to do.",1,spont,train train_spont_7926,"But mom, it's June 20th. I can't take another summer of just casual summer Buddhism.","I know, honey, but you know looking ahead past today isn't really the Buddhist way, is it? You gotta live each day for today. And I want you to come home, today, and never leave. So to speak.",1,spont,train train_spont_7927,"Excuse me, everybody. Let's all just assume since you're at the stadium coming in, that you're here for the football game.",What about if we're just coming in for concessions only?,1,spont,train train_spont_7928,I didn't feel like we were making a deal. I was just trying to strengthen our friendship.,"I thought we were doing the classic 80's movie, like trading places.",1,spont,train train_spont_7929,That was taken out of context. I was quoting what I said to a boy last weekend.,"Right. ""Those two holes are broken. You can't play there."" You'd have known that if you had read her diary.",1,spont,train train_spont_7930,I haven't even heard the trombone yet. You haven't played a note.,I've been trying to get noise out of this thing. It's hard.,1,spont,train train_spont_7931,The AI seems to be getting more and more like a human.,"Yeah, I feel like the intensity level is getting ramped up.",1,spont,train train_spont_7932,You should get one of those Matrix jackets.,They're not for everyone. You know what I mean. I feel like if I wear a jacket that long it's going to make me look short.,1,spont,train train_spont_7933,You weren't wrong about The Streets liking a little laugh before they get some music. We're looking for someone to open up for our next Top 10 charting concert.,I guess The Streets are out of the question because Murnice's husband was hit by a bus. They're down to just a guitar and some vocals.,1,spont,train train_spont_7934,"Oh, my god. You scared me.","I'm sorry. It's not in my programming to scare, although sometimes it does happen.",1,spont,train train_spont_7935,"The helicopter's waiting, private.","Hold on, god damn it! I'm saying goodbye to my girl. I just want you to know, if I don't make it back, I'll always love you and our little baby. I'll love our baby forever. If I don't make it back you tell them about me. You tell them everything, don't leave out the ugly parts.",1,spont,train train_spont_7936,I am changing this man's life. For years he has been making Hamburger Helper incorrectly. He has not known how to open bags of pasta. He needs me to instruct him on how to do things.,"Catarina, can I ask you a question? Why does this millionaire eat such garbage?",1,spont,train train_spont_7937,"God damn it, Bruce. You have to go and find that woman.","Oh, yeah! I'm gonna get her!",1,spont,train train_spont_7938,"Do not give that girl any attention. You're a nice guy, but you gotta cut that out.","I feel like I don't know how to relate to people, so I watch what they do and when I get to know their interests, I'll buy them a poster or something.",1,spont,train train_spont_7939,"Well, Rita, I'll be honest. Cards on the table time. I did expect to just be here by myself, and now I'm with three strangers and uh, this was supposed to be a retreat from panic and I feel I'm panicking a little.",You remember when that zombie was about to eat your neck and I shot him? I feel like that bought my ticket to the panic room.,1,spont,train train_spont_7940,"Kurt, I want you to know that even though you're going to be dead in just 5 years time, you'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records a few times.","Yeah, most rebounds in NBA history. I'm going to be a Houston Rocket.",1,spont,train train_spont_7941,I thought you were a man. What kind of lady sells ice cream?,The kind that likes to sell ice cream. I love selling ice cream and I'm a man.,1,spont,train train_spont_7942,Why would you bring our flatware with us? They have stuff here. It's a resort.,I don't want to use the plastic stuff. It causes cancer.,1,spont,train train_spont_7943,We've been camping out all night to be here.,"Yeah, thank you. We needed you to camp out all night to be here.",1,spont,train train_spont_7944,"Honey, I'm home.","Oh, wonderful, dear. I'm just in here making some cornbread.",1,spont,train train_spont_7945,I've never heard him make that sound before but he's trying so hard to please us. He knows how much is at stake here.,I worry that this might kill him and I know he's your little friend.,1,spont,train train_spont_7946,"Look, I used to drive for Lyft. I'll just tell them that I was Lyft driving when I wasn't in the hospital.",I wish I was more successful and you could have driven for Uber. Thank you for never throwing that in my face.,1,spont,train train_spont_7947,"Here's the thing, honey. I'm never going to marry anybody. You can keep proposing and all I can promise is that I will spend as much time with you as I feel like and then I'm probably going to bounce.","Baby, that's what marriage is.",1,spont,train train_spont_7948,I'm cleaning me glasses now.,"No one can see you, but thanks for narrating.",1,spont,train train_spont_7949,"Sandra, where's your Chris? It's like a possessive Ruth's Chris.",You mean Chris the busboy?,1,spont,train train_spont_7950,I'm going to smother you to death. Much like you tried to do to your dear grandmother.,"Like Justin Timberlake said, what comes around comes around.",1,spont,train train_spont_7951,Hera was the original tough gal with a bad attitude.,She turned another woman into a cow!,1,spont,train train_spont_7952,"That's why we can't sell you the paint, ma'am. You don't even leave the store before you start eating it.","I know, but it's so good. It's just red. It's just red food. Have you tried it?",1,spont,train train_spont_7953,Your change of address at the DMV was completed.,"Darn it, 'cause right now I don't think I should probably go.",1,spont,train train_spont_7954,"Oh right, part of this vacation was you did your thing alone, without me aggravating you. I forgot.",You were going to argue with people about breakfast while I got in touch with my higher self.,1,spont,train train_spont_7955,I'm looking at the flight board and my flight is gone. It's not even on the board.,"How could they take everything away from you? Your bag, your pants, and now your whole flight?",1,spont,train train_spont_7956,"OK. You're 17 now, so I guess I have to tell you some things.",Is this about how Dad's penis was smashed in that demolition derby? I've heard the story a million times.,1,spont,train train_spont_7957,"Sure. You know, there's a good pawn shop around the corner. I got twenty dollars for a busted tv set.",That guy is probably going to fix it up later.,1,spont,train train_spont_7958,Look at these automatic doors everywhere. Opening and closing.,"Oh, I think the real feature of the of the Winchester Mystery Airport is all the stairways that lead to nowhere.",1,spont,train train_spont_7959,"Last call, time to get married. Anyone else want to get married?","They're saying it's last call. C'mon, we gotta do this.",1,spont,train train_spont_7960,"So, LeBron James is due back here in Akron today with those kids?","Yeah, we're expecting him at any moment and we could really use your help.",1,spont,train train_spont_7961,This local Mom and Pop shop really believe that Aid Man is going to be the next big thing.,"So, you're taking advantage of an elderly couple.",1,spont,train train_spont_7962,I'm a little puppet man.,That puppet. It's walking on its own.,1,spont,train train_spont_7963,"Chancy, you listen to your mother. You give us that money or I'll write you out of my will.",She has $10 Million. Don't let her write us out.,1,spont,train train_spont_7964,The customers aren't allowed to touch us right?,"They're not allowed to, but that means absolutely nothing here at Knox Berry Farm.",1,spont,train train_spont_7965,"Just between you and me, that Kyle looks nut balls.","If you looked up the word nut balls in the dictionary, his face would be there.",1,spont,train train_spont_7966,Let me put a layer of glitter on the keys so you can find them.,"That would be fantastic. That way in darkness, I'll be able to see them clearly.",1,spont,train train_spont_7967,"I would do it for you, Mr. Grocery. I would cover myself in deli slices.","Sherry, this is an incredible sacrifice.",1,spont,train train_spont_7968,"Wow, it sounds like you have a pretty profitable business for two little girls. Does it have a name or anything like that, or is there a specific service you guys provide?",We just show up to clubs and promote alcohol.,1,spont,train train_spont_7969,"Mr. Jasper, just because I gave someone an HJ, it doesn't mean that I am a slut. How did you overcome adversity in the face of so much peril?","If I'm hearing you correctly and you are asking me out, then I would say that this weekend, I'm free. I have a couple Costco movie coupons.",1,spont,train train_spont_7970,"Oh, God. I'm so sorry, honey. I just really don't want you to see me this way. It did not envision my honeymoon like this.",I couldn't really help but see it because you did throw it directly into my eyes.,1,spont,train train_spont_7971,"You know, honestly, no ins and outs. We will hold you or your parents responsible for another day's admission.","Yeah, and I don't see any moms here, so... it's gonna have to be you.",1,spont,train train_spont_7972,"Oh, no. Who invited you, Hitler?","Long story, but I love lighthouses. I've been painting them. Anyway, I'm just stopping in for the aesthetics. I'll let you get back to your business.",1,spont,train train_spont_7973,"Aslan, your majesty, what is your biggest problem with Blythe Danner?",I think that she's actually married to Gwenyth Paltrow's dad. That's my big problem.,1,spont,train train_spont_7974,"Mother, am I not going to learn things at their house?",You will learn things. You will learn how to interact with other children. ,1,spont,train train_spont_7975,"Well, these folks are looking for an anniversary gift for their parents. See the two people over there with the crowbars? They're really going at it.","Yeah, they haven't been happy for a long time. There's just a lot of misery.",1,spont,train train_spont_7976,You're Robert Smith of the Cure?,"Robert, this is why I said to put the room under my name because we didn't want to go through this.",1,spont,train train_spont_7977,"Baby, if you can't tell the different in my eyes, you can't tell the difference in other items when they're not the same.",Are you talking about that time that I had sex with your twin brother?,1,spont,train train_spont_7978,"Arlene, how did you get the coyote into your home?",I just told it to come in here. I believe in stern parenting.,1,spont,train train_spont_7979,"I'm having trouble drawing this man's sinewy, muscly thigh. And I would like some direction on that.","All right, Antoinette. Roger, can you just sort of flex your thigh just a little further?",1,spont,train train_spont_7980,That first person in the stack looks interesting. ,"Yeah, they got a great face for a murderer.",1,spont,train train_spont_7981,What kind of car would you have if you're that tall? ,I would need a lot more headroom. Maybe it would be a convertible. I haven't really thought this through.,1,spont,train train_spont_7982,Thanks a lot you guys. I've never in my lift tasted flat water.,Like even by accident if it was raining or something?,1,spont,train train_spont_7983,"All I've ever heard you say is ""It's a trap.""",There's more to us than us than that. We sing. We love animals and having pets.,1,spont,train train_spont_7984,Not everyone knows that 15 years is considered the snorkel anniversary.,It goes 1-10 years are tin. 11 is the egg anniversary and so on. ,1,spont,train train_spont_7985,Who are these small people?,They are both parts of me. ,1,spont,train train_spont_7986,"Mr. Macaroon, we're losing light, we've got get this shot.","Please, I beg you to call me Ted.",1,spont,train train_spont_7987,This is supposed to go out the window. It's all happening as it's supposed to. I have to let go.,It's fate. It's time to do as the well dressed man commanded us to do and throw that GPS out the god damn window.,1,spont,train train_spont_7988,You shouldn't have come to Shadow Grove.,"Well, my electric car just ran out of electricity, so I had no choice. I was just happy that something was open.",1,spont,train train_spont_7989,"There is a tiny possibility that, when we open the hatch, the force of the water above us will cause it to rush in at a crushing rate, and the ship will be flooded immediately. We'll all drown.","Also, water rushing in could cause the air that's in here to explode at a massive rate. So we'll drown and explode almost simultaneously.",1,spont,train train_spont_7990,Did you see me in Five Easy Pieces?,"Yeah, I liked that thing with the sandwich. It looked pretty messy though.",1,spont,train train_spont_7991,"Diane, when we met last time, I may have ended your life by vampiric means and made you a vampire.","Well, that would explain why I keep drinking people's blood.",1,spont,train train_spont_7992,"Where did I come from, daddy?","You came from a time when I was reevaluating my life, such as it is, and realizing there's got to be more than that. Have you ever seen the television program Different Strokes?",1,spont,train train_spont_7993,"Antonio, you've been sued so many times.",I'm always being sued for copyright infringements.,1,spont,train train_spont_7994,"I bet if we put a popsicle stick into each inner chamber of this whale and connect it with the shoelace, I can tug it to the right and the left and we can steer this vessel.","Yes, and then you can summon a shark that can chew a hole in the side of the whale.",1,spont,train train_spont_7995,I can't wait to get on Batman the Ride.,"Sorry, Stuart. No one should go on the roller coaster. Get out of the line right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_7996,"Hitler, find your own God Damn toilet, OK?",I wish I could. This place is like a rat's nest.,1,spont,train train_spont_7997,Any friendship that you had before you died could have been ended by death and there might be tons of friends waiting for you.,"Yes, they could be waiting for me in the great beyond.",1,spont,train train_spont_7998,"Are you guys busy, do you want to come to a sad party?","Apparently, I have nothing to do because my wife is dead, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_7999,"Ma'am, did you just bark?",Did I? I think I have a tickle in my throat.,1,spont,train train_spont_8000,Who's up for cereal? It's the one non-freeze dried item we have. Breakfast cereal.,I'll get the powdered milk.,1,spont,train train_spont_8001,I thought you were an alcoholic dentist.,"Well, thank you for passing judgement on me, based on my satchel.",1,spont,train train_spont_8002,How about some stairs and a door? Those would be good for our tree fort.,"Look, you can have whatever you want. I'm going to move my development somewhere else, if that's alright with you Salvatore.",1,spont,train train_spont_8003,They are faulty holograms that make noise.,"The one on the right is Tu Pac, but we put a different outfit on him.",1,spont,train train_spont_8004,You don't want to live Vincinity?,"Well, I've been here so long, I don't even know what the real world is like anymore.",1,spont,train train_spont_8005,Do Amish use typewriters or just paper and pen?,"Listen, none of ya'll been over there. Ya'll don't know what they use.",1,spont,train train_spont_8006,My name is Daryl Stanfield.,"Oh, my. What a regal name.",1,spont,train train_spont_8007,I think it's amazing! The buildings are so tall!,I know. They're taller than us and even us standing on each others shoulders.,1,spont,train train_spont_8008,"So there was just a Kay working at Kay Jewelers who got fired for not being able to read, and that Kay is now working next door selling pianos.",Not for not reading. For not understanding the concept of reading.,1,spont,train train_spont_8009,It's a federal offense to not comply with uniformed personnel.,"Yeah, they scan your skull and it's just embarrassing.",1,spont,train train_spont_8010,"Hey, Bobby, could you hold this bag of old spaghetti for me for a second? Thanks. I just needed to get some of this lettuce off me.","Hey, I just had that spaghetti yesterday! You're using it as a pillow!",1,spont,train train_spont_8011,"Thank god this was here. So this is your home, I felt like - I was just in such a chaotic state. I shouldn't have run into your home.","No, I mean with everything that's going on out there it makes sense. I can't blame anyone. I just didn't expect to have other people here in the panic room.",1,spont,train train_spont_8012,"Excuse me, sir. I'm the churro man's attorney. You can't speak to him without me being present.","First of all, I'm a woman.",1,spont,train train_spont_8013,"Hey, smart phone, would you please tell Dr. Hawaii what's going on.","Oh, now you're having a three way! It reminds me of our little trip to Lake Quomo when you got a little frisky with the Italian maids.",1,spont,train train_spont_8014,This is it fresh fish you read that note this is going to be pretty easy.,Yeah totally easy we are going to breaze through this because I brought my detective hat and I always succeed when I have it.,1,spont,train train_spont_8015,"You know, you've been in training for six months. Most people train for a week. ","What do you think is holding me back? Because I feel like I'm getting everything. But then, you know, I feel like the manager is always saying I'm not quite there.",1,spont,train train_spont_8016,I definitely haven't heard anything except that beautiful swan like song that this little angel sang moments ago.,"Oh my God, I don't deserve your compliments.",1,spont,train train_spont_8017,I never open the door for myself. I have a germ phobia.,What a fun quirk.,1,spont,train train_spont_8018,He's a guy. He's clearly a guy.,He's breathing so hard. It just really looks like tits.,1,spont,train train_spont_8019,Do you think the Ranger could tell I'm alive?,I think the way you're looking at him might have given a little bit away.,1,spont,train train_spont_8020,Are you having back problems? Back problems go hand in hand with little demon man who visit you in the night.,"Yes, but recently he's been coming in even during the day.",1,spont,train train_spont_8021,Should we assume the rat is royalty?,I don't know. He's so smart.,1,spont,train train_spont_8022,I'm pretty good at talking about exactly what my life is with no jokes attached.,"Great, after the jokes, you speak from the heart. While you were blathering, I already decorated in tinsel, cashmere, bubbles and champagne.",1,spont,train train_spont_8023,I don't believe in umbrellas.,"Oh, my God. Umbrella is actually half of my last name.",1,spont,train train_spont_8024,"This ghost writer has been haunting me incorrectly for quite a long time. My name is not Murray. I believe she thinks I'm the late actor, Murray Hamilton that played the Mayor in the town of Jaws.","It seems like if this were a game, the best way to play it would be to make this book as fun as you want.",1,spont,train train_spont_8025,"It's important that the two of you are blindfolded when we do the roll off, so there's no visual influence on the dice.",OK. I'll put on my sleep mask.,1,spont,train train_spont_8026,If we had only had a son.,"Oh, this again? I gave you nine daughters and I can't provide one son.",1,spont,train train_spont_8027,Like the Indy five hundred?,"Yeah, but just on the one side, where you can't see.",1,spont,train train_spont_8028,"You mean, we don't have to pay for our crime of showing porn to an underage child?","In Hollywood, it's welcomed. We're going to try to make money off of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8029,"Dennis Miller, it's good to see you. You had a political turn around recently. You used to be a liberal comedian and then 9/11 happened.","Yeah man, I just kind of opened my eyes and now I see the world for what it is.",1,spont,train train_spont_8030,I present to you today at the 2016 science fair this diagram of my dad's veiny balls.,I like it. The veins kind of tell a story and look like a system of rivers. They are all flowing from mountains.,1,spont,train train_spont_8031,What's taking so long? I'm ready to do news report.,"Well, we just have to finish touching up your makeup, Roger and then we'll get the completed news script over to you, which I'm sure will come any second now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8032,"I thought I was in the can, man. I had to take a dump like crazy. Next thing I know, I'm sitting up here in the buff.",Roger had an urgent intestinal need and he thought my office was the bathroom.,1,spont,train train_spont_8033,Everyone got hungry and left the church on Saint Blase Day.,"I wouldn't take it personally. There are a lot of sinners, and they just really need to hear your words.",1,spont,train train_spont_8034,Doris? Are you Doris the person?,"Yeah, I'm Doris. There's my dog. I've missed him so much.",1,spont,train train_spont_8035,It's hard to talk to people because of my dentures.,"Is that what people tell you, they told me something completely different, something about halitosis...",1,spont,train train_spont_8036,It's kind of cool. You feel like you're going to a club instead of a funeral.,"So, you still go there regularly?",1,spont,train train_spont_8037,"That's what I said, Dwayne. I mean, if people saw a woman walking around with a badge on they'd be like ""She's the sheriff?""","You know what they'd say? They'd say ""she's not a sheriff, she's just wearing a fancy broach.""",1,spont,train train_spont_8038,"Charlotte, it's your style and your flair. It's the way you live your life that tells me for our 15th wedding anniversary, you want to swim.","You know, every day I think I have to get out of this marriage and then you get me back every day with your words. OK. Let's swim together.",1,spont,train train_spont_8039,I distinctly remember we used to live in a house. We had a TV.,"Well, what about this picture of you from 1928?",1,spont,train train_spont_8040,You can hear a pin drop in this concert hall.,"OK. Well, I shame easily, so let's pretend like only us know.",1,spont,train train_spont_8041,"Well, Seinfeld's full of Jews and Friends is full of young people who are single. Why can't I watch and a gay and a straight sitcom like Will & Grace?","Well, they just don't pray in that show. I've never seen them pray.",1,spont,train train_spont_8042,One final question about this sample siren guy. Does he at least know the way out of the corn maze? I understand he won't give us samples.,He knows everything about the maze. He invented it.,1,spont,train train_spont_8043,What's funny is that he's really shy.,"Well, he acts like he's shy, but really he's got an underlying meaning for throwing all those parties, and if you just knew what his underlying agenda was, you'd be so upset. It's despicable.",1,spont,train train_spont_8044,My daughter calls me God's question mark.,That's very cruel. How sharper than a serpent's tooth to have a mean roasty child.,1,spont,train train_spont_8045,"Now, now. We're all full of rage, of course, because of our stupid parents, and because life sucks, but let's not take it out on the pigeon.",I'd like for you not to take it out on father.,1,spont,train train_spont_8046,"Hey, Linus, you haven't got up to sing yet. Don't tell my you didn't put your name in there?",I can't believe this guy ain't called my song all night.,1,spont,train train_spont_8047,"Supposed is a word that we really look down on. Like a present you expect on a holiday that doesn't exist, but is marked on the calendar and you get half pay when going to work on that day.","Yeah, see, this isn't a holiday. I thought I was gonna be paid fully, and I got an egg salad sandwich waiting for in my car.",1,spont,train train_spont_8048,"Gayle, did you know that the dolls could come to life after midnight if you wet them?","Yeah, that's why I started the museum. I collected these dolls and realized that my tears could bring them back to life.",1,spont,train train_spont_8049,"This guy was singing the song ""Tomorrow"", but I believe it was to the tune of ""Good Morning"" from ""Singing in the Rain"".",I rolled all the songs featuring the word tomorrow into one song.,1,spont,train train_spont_8050,"Wow, what another beautiful day here in heaven. I love it. It's everything it's cracked up to be. What do you think, Ian?",I don't like it. It's not dark enough.,1,spont,train train_spont_8051,"Honestly, it's a weird dare. I don't know why you even brought that up.",I guess because I did it once and it was a rush.,1,spont,train train_spont_8052,"Honey, I think they're out there again. They listen to our television through the wall. I mean, they should be paying half a cable bill.",Maybe we should just invite her and her little bean-eating friend inside to watch Jeopardy with us.,1,spont,train train_spont_8053,I married another woman and have been married to that person for thirty years.,"Yeah, you're in what we call a pear relationship. You know, it started great at the top and then got big and heavy at the bottom. All right, so you need to minimize that heaviness, all right? You need to just maybe slim it down, OK? Do you hear what I'm saying to you?",1,spont,train train_spont_8054,All the wineries have gone bust since the law that all wine must be given away for free was enacted.,"Oh, god, I guess I didn't think about that when I said I wished everyone got free port.",1,spont,train train_spont_8055,"I wasn't sure if I should count my elaborate, fruited hat as another juror.","That's actually going to be real helpful, cause if we get hungry and need to snack on something, we are going right for that hat.",1,spont,train train_spont_8056,"Yeah, I gotta take a hang. I'm stressed out.","You're supposed to go in there, quickly use the bathroom, and come out.",1,spont,train train_spont_8057,"I have a question, and I know this might be politically incorrect to ask. I know I should do my research and not ask you, but: Which eye do I look at on a spider?",You look at all of them. They're my eyes.,1,spont,train train_spont_8058,Hold on a second. Let me confer with my team for a second.,All right. I'll stand over here until you're ready to go.,1,spont,train train_spont_8059,"The song wasn't a spoof, we punched it up.","Yeah, we did improvements to it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8060,I didn't want to get into a political discussion.,You're in it now. You were the one who lit the fuse.,1,spont,train train_spont_8061,I want to go home. Nobody likes me.,"Yes, nobody likes you. I'm going to give you a point because that was the correct answer.",1,spont,train train_spont_8062,"Well, Janine, you've come here on the wrong day, I'm afraid. It's an anniversary here in Shadow Grove.",What happened? This sounds like history.,1,spont,train train_spont_8063,"You seek diamonds, that I ask? You must gaze into my mask.","OK, we want the diamonds, but we're scared if we look into your mask that, I don't know, we're going become like possessed and become a diamond or live within the caves and live as a spirit or something.",1,spont,train train_spont_8064,You threw up on my twice.,The day's still young.,1,spont,train train_spont_8065,"Yeah, what are you going to do with this money if you win it? Are you just gonna lose it?","I'll put it on the horses again, that's for sure.",1,spont,train train_spont_8066,That's almost being woke itself.,"Yeah, it kind of is actually saying where you're currently at and being honest about the work that you need to do.",1,spont,train train_spont_8067,How goes it with our agent on the parallel earth?,"He is doing well. For some reason, he is singing Outkast tunes from 2005.",1,spont,train train_spont_8068,I worry that we are perhaps from the same place. You are French?,Sort of. I am from French-Germany.,1,spont,train train_spont_8069,You know my wife is the food critic article person?,"Yes, um, and we're honored to have you here. We just wanted you to know that we have lots of roast beef, and uh, your server will take really good care of you. They've re-upped Dracula and I think you're going to really enjoy it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8070,"Can I be honest with you? People weren't overly-fond of Alyssa. People felt that Melissa wasn't as religious as she could have been, you know, compared to everybody else. She just seemed regular.",Is this because she watched Will and Grace?,1,spont,train train_spont_8071,Shouldn't I be the one with the gorilla mask on?,"Maybe, but I think it's scarier if I wear the mask. I am craving bananas now though.",1,spont,train train_spont_8072,"Doctor, you've had 6 different kind of meats just today.","Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot there's a limit on it. Oh no, there's not. I can eat as much as I want including eggs and blue cheese dressing.",1,spont,train train_spont_8073,"She's gotta leave, it's employees only back here.",Can't we make an exception for my mom?,1,spont,train train_spont_8074,I have a thyroid condition. That's why my hair grows so long.,"Oh, I think I saw that on Phil Donahue.",1,spont,train train_spont_8075,I just want your impressions of me as a human.?,"You? You're a human? No, you're daddy was an alien. What done flew down here and gave me a probe of semen. Alien semen. That's how he use his bond (?).",1,spont,train train_spont_8076,Artists could drink out of plastic cups that they can't seem to in their god damn hand and then drop them on the floor.,Audience members can sit and just yell shit when they shouldn't.,1,spont,train train_spont_8077,"Janet, can you put a pillow behind me? Because I'm gonna faint.","Who are you? The guy who wanted to smoke? And now he's knocked out, we can't ask him.",1,spont,train train_spont_8078,"Excuse me, I need more stuffing for my bear. How stretchy is this bear skin.","Hold on, let me getting the stuffing bag. And it's level four stretchy-ness.",1,spont,train train_spont_8079,I wanted to celebrate this in the eyes of the Catholic church.,And I was hoping there'd be chicken and fish.,1,spont,train train_spont_8080,"Slick, you're just a regular boy pretending to be a bad guy.","That's right, Barfany.",1,spont,train train_spont_8081,My uncle's name was Andrew Chaswin.,I was at that same funeral. I was very sad. We were cul-de-sac neighbors and had houses right across from each other.,1,spont,train train_spont_8082,Of course I'm into baseball. I'm wearing a uniform.,"I'm wearing a uniform, too. Wait, are you also my manager?",1,spont,train train_spont_8083,"Oh, my God. You just elbowed your daughter in the chin and sent her off the balcony.","Well, listen. She's my least favorite child. You've got to meet Ira and meet Lance.",1,spont,train train_spont_8084,"Wait, did you write that book, ""I Might Be Beautiful but I'm Not Religious"" did you?","That's me, Annette Burgundy. Best-selling author.",1,spont,train train_spont_8085,What is keeping that Poseidon's Delight dish?,"Nothing is cooked, it's all cold things put in a bucket.",1,spont,train train_spont_8086,I'm the only sober person here besides the evil monster hunter Jessica Jacobson.,"Well, I have a raging heroin addiction, so it might just be you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8087,My knees are locking up and I'm getting light headed.,"Lean against the Gucci glasses, then.",1,spont,train train_spont_8088,You look like you want to interrogate people. You don't have jurisdiction here.,"Look, I'm a bride of Christ and I'm very inquisitive. That doesn't mean I'm doing an interrogation.",1,spont,train train_spont_8089,"Calisto, what are you saying? Rodney's job isn't to entertain you.","I'm just saying, sometimes I want to get out of this place and I think that Rodney could teach me.",1,spont,train train_spont_8090,This dog keeps showing up at the office.,It keeps sitting in Doris's desk too. What the hell?,1,spont,train train_spont_8091,Your sister just turned into a towel.,"Viarda can transform into any bath towel. From a washcloth to a bath sheet to a bath mat to a big, thick, and thirsty towel.",1,spont,train train_spont_8092,You sure do like correcting my use of words and how I don't know so many words for being a Doctor.,"Well, your specialty is the body and not the mind.",1,spont,train train_spont_8093,"Sven, you are living in your work. I thought your work would be your work and your love would be your love.",These hands are the only thing I love.,1,spont,train train_spont_8094,This cartoon shows Donald Duck getting a failed tracheotomy. That's why he talks that way.,"Oh, that's great! Now, I know the history.",1,spont,train train_spont_8095,"Nancy, I'm sorry. We only have the boy scout manual. Are you going to be okay with that?","That's fine. I'll learn from that and whenever they say ""boy"" I'll just replace it with ""girl.""",1,spont,train train_spont_8096,"It's not fair to us, is it?","We're going to go over there to see them, and there's going to be all this tension.",1,spont,train train_spont_8097,"I just wanted to remind you guys, father and brother, that I'm going to live in a cave for the rest of eternity.",That's cool with us. Maybe we'll visit you in a while.,1,spont,train train_spont_8098,How can a rock taste like gingerbread and vanilla? I don't understand.,"Hey, if I had the secret, I'd open up my own saltwater toughy shop.",1,spont,train train_spont_8099,"I only have cards, like credit cards. Here's my Neiman Marcus card.",Thanks. Do you have a piece of paper where I might copy your signature? Practice it?,1,spont,train train_spont_8100,Every day is a struggle for me with no arms.,I'm prepared to lay hands on you through that tiny little ticket hole.,1,spont,train train_spont_8101,I have to figure out how to phrase the news so that I can come up with the alphabetical order.,It's very important to hear news in the right order.,1,spont,train train_spont_8102,How bad does the insult have have to be? Can it be a mild insult?,"If you go mild, you'll have a mild relationship.",1,spont,train train_spont_8103,"You got one of those things out in front of your office, where you can put your head through and you look like a big tooth.","Yes, that's right. A lot of people have fun with that, but they have no idea what they look like unless someone takes a photo.",1,spont,train train_spont_8104,Yeah. It loves it. You ever give it to a horse? It looks like it's talking.,I can't get enough of that. Now that's comedy.,1,spont,train train_spont_8105,I will be honest. It was disgraceful watching you two perform out there today. ,I failed. I can't believe I am the one getting fired from this agency.,1,spont,train train_spont_8106,"I bought in the songwriter, he is responsible for writing a lot of songs. He wrote ""What is Love?"" Why don't you just go ahead and hit us with your song.","Keep in mind, you have to impress Lady Miss Kier and the rest of Deee-Lite.",1,spont,train train_spont_8107,Do you like movie theater popcorn?,"I suppose I do if I'm at the movies. Any other time, it seems kind of odd to be eating it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8108,"I must warn you, I am an evil witch.","I once saw her give this apply to this really pale girl, I don't know what she was up to though, but I heard the girl had a really bad time.",1,spont,train train_spont_8109,"We'll meet in the alley off Fifth Street, where the hobos pee. Bring your wife.","Yes, sir. I can't wait to hang out.",1,spont,train train_spont_8110,I'd like to see how this transaction plays out. Mind if I shadow you guys?,"Well, I mean, it's your store. Of course, you can do whatever you want.",1,spont,train train_spont_8111,I feel like there was someone that was a little off when we were trying to speak in unison. And I'm not sure if the message came through.,You come to me when you've been in the fox holes of war. I'm entitled to be a veteran and have my say.,1,spont,train train_spont_8112,But it's cold storage.?,"Well, you see, we have very delicate skin. We are not human, and you said that humans temperature needs to be in the 50s. And it is a comfortable 69 degrees, that is because us chickens...",1,spont,train train_spont_8113,"Hey, it's Dillon Tristan calling. I just read that the legal age of consent in this state is 17. I wanted to know if you'd like to hang out sometime?","Dillon, tell you what. I will take your flower from you, if you help me kill a snake.",1,spont,train train_spont_8114,Are you guys going to order some tacos or what? I'm hungry as hell. I've been standing out here in the sun behind you guys diddling your own skittles.,"So sorry, we didn't see you there. You were sort of blending into the background.",1,spont,train train_spont_8115,Your Houston's family includes us?,"I'd like to think that one day, one of you could be like a son to me.",1,spont,train train_spont_8116,I would have bet anything that she was close to death.,"Yeah, just based on the stench.",1,spont,train train_spont_8117,"Father, is this true? You're not accepting the NRA discount anymore?","Well, currently we're not trying to give people the sort of ""god excuse"" that they've had in the past.",1,spont,train train_spont_8118,I'm so glad you took that course on how to find love.,"Yeah, I paid $2,000 and went to Pasadena. The guy with the spiked tips told me that all I had to do was be a terrible person and everything would go my way.",1,spont,train train_spont_8119,There's a young fellow around the park right now walking around getting on every water ride out there. The guy with the super absorbent shirt.,"Yeah, at first I thought he was just testing a product, but now it seems like he's trying to rub it in everyone's face.",1,spont,train train_spont_8120,What is this hope bullshit? You said you could make our dreams come true.,"Yes, I can make dreams come true, but not just any dream.",1,spont,train train_spont_8121,Those bodies? They're alive.,"Oh are they? So if I walk up to them and just say hello, they're going to say hello back to me?",1,spont,train train_spont_8122,"Gwyneth, I'm kind of liking this new reality.","I am too. If this was supposed to teach us a lesson we were supposed to learn about being careful what we wish for, I'm feeling pretty great about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8123,I was in the Air Force for many years.,You look familiar. You're from Big Sir. I'm from Big Sir. Do we know each other?,1,spont,train train_spont_8124,We didn't bring the dog with us.,Will you take me home with you? I've done everything I want to do in my life except meet a dog.,1,spont,train train_spont_8125,"The thumb thing guy. The thumb thing, you know? He looks like he's holding the Jeopardy thing?","Oh, he does the thumb thing. That's right. But, he's got nothing in his hand. It's just a phantom Jeopardy buzzer in.",1,spont,train train_spont_8126,I saw the sign in your window that said you guys have change. Can you give me change for a dollar?,"Oh, yeah. That was another great sign idea, Stan. It's not making us money at all.",1,spont,train train_spont_8127,I think we need to have a meeting.,"OK, I'll go away, you guy's do your thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_8128,"Your majesty, what? What do we do about the scroll?",It's weird that your concerned about a scroll when a person's dying.,1,spont,train train_spont_8129,"General, you really are spilling the beans all over the place.",I can't help it. I've got loose lips. I sank a couple ships too.,1,spont,train train_spont_8130,"What's that sticking out of your side? It's the thread. That's my golden thread, you absorbed it. That was my ticket out of this place.",I absorb everything. Everything in the maze except the corn.,1,spont,train train_spont_8131,Are you guys ready for tonight's performance?,"I was born ready, and my child will never be born!",1,spont,train train_spont_8132,"You can't wait to be Pink Panther? What, are you going to move up from the security locker to being a character at the park?","Why not? I'm just a volunteer, man. I don't have to be here.",1,spont,train train_spont_8133,"Well but, I treat y'all fair. I would have given you like a grief furlough and some paid time off. If your husband died. I mean, what do y'all think of me?",My husband might die tomorrow. I'm getting a spidey sense. It's tingling right in my haircut.,1,spont,train train_spont_8134,I'd say sitting in other people's diarrhea is kind of your thing.,"I would have submitted it as my talent this year, but I'm trying to spread my wings.",1,spont,train train_spont_8135,"If this was supposed to teach us a lesson we were supposed to learn about being careful what we wish for, I'm feeling pretty great about it.",Let's celebrate. Let's go for some Chinese food.,1,spont,train train_spont_8136,"I'm the flight attendant here, as you can tell, by my cloak. Some people are nervous about the cane.",There's nothing to be nervous about the cane. The cane is eel skin. The eel is no longer alive.,1,spont,train train_spont_8137,I hope you haven't lost your buzz. I know I've been making so many sundaes for the past few others.,"Nah, that first sip of super alcohol really lasted a long time. I've always maintain a nice mild buzz at the very least.",1,spont,train train_spont_8138,"Rudy, you died and you were a richmen like me, who loved money.","Oh, I loved money. We were very similar. We were peas in a pod.",1,spont,train train_spont_8139,"Alright, I guess we can all run away together and just like live polyamorously or something.",You're going to be our nanny. That's how all families work.,1,spont,train train_spont_8140,"I'm never going to spend you, penny. I'm going to round up to 5 every time.","That's right because when you save me, you earn me.",1,spont,train train_spont_8141,I feel like you just cut in front of us in the line.,"Wait a minute, I've heard about you!",1,spont,train train_spont_8142,"OK. That sounds good, the land of opportunity!","Right, the land of opportu- options.",1,spont,train train_spont_8143,"That story is very like Forrest Gump, don't you think?","I'm not familiar. I have not seen any movies, television shows, or music. I have seen no music in all of the time I have simply been training to be a snow runner. There has been no other life for me!",1,spont,train train_spont_8144,"Madame, would you mind completing a short survey?",I'd love nothing more. I'll tell you anything you want to know.,1,spont,train train_spont_8145,We are starting an experimental stadium of the future.,Surely there's a place in the Epcof for Doris and Clem.,1,spont,train train_spont_8146,How do you even know what love is? You just blinked into existence.,"Yeah, well you don't know either. Stupid.",1,spont,train train_spont_8147,We died in a car. Our car is also a ghost.,"Also our car used to be a nice, bold cherry red. And now it's champagne colored. It's ghost-colored.",1,spont,train train_spont_8148,"Daniel, the fact that you wore a cowboy hat indoors is rude.","That's fair. Normally, I would remove my hat inside, but it's television. They gotta know that I'm from Texas.",1,spont,train train_spont_8149,The art here is not a souvenir. These are authentic Navajo artifacts that have great meaning to our tribe.,"To be fair, I think my wife was implying it would be a souvenir for us of this trip. Not that you're selling souvenirs.",1,spont,train train_spont_8150,I didn't ask Alfred what the swords were for. I just got them. I do what I'm told,Except when it concerns your lawn.,1,spont,train train_spont_8151,"Oh look at this, a bunch of chopped onion that has nowhere to go but maybe home with you.",Are you attempting to bribe a state official with chopped onions?,1,spont,train train_spont_8152,"Guys, I can't get the door unlocked. I'm the one pressing the button and I still can't coordinate my two hands.","God damn it, Shannon.",1,spont,train train_spont_8153,I was a criminal and your husband beat me up. He was awake the whole time. He certainly wasn't asleep.,"Yeah, I remember that. You sure picked the wrong room to break into.",1,spont,train train_spont_8154,"Hey man, nobody remembers my name on this floor.",I'm sorry... and where do I know you from?,1,spont,train train_spont_8155,We can just sell the bagels and make a profit.,Hold on. You were going to throw these boiled bagels in the trash? I don't want your trash bagels.,1,spont,train train_spont_8156,"We're going to write all this down, Mr. President.","OK, Jimmy, let's get to work. And whoever you are, I don't know if you know this, but we're writing a big book about a president going missing.",1,spont,train train_spont_8157,"I really want this job to work out, Mr. Bender.","I really want this to work too, Rodney. But I'm afraid it's not up to me. I like you and I want you to succeed, because I will be disgraced in the Malibu community.",1,spont,train train_spont_8158,I stayed in that shed for sixteen full days.,"That's a long time, Trina. You were making the dinner last over that period of time?",1,spont,train train_spont_8159,The radio cannot pass over to the other side until it has been given a stage.,It needs to go to radio heaven.,1,spont,train train_spont_8160,You know what they say about dental conventions rules.,"Yep, you can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to.",1,spont,train train_spont_8161,"You know how hard it was for me. I loved dark browns, deep purples and classic black.",And you loved to take night walks with your eyes closed.,1,spont,train train_spont_8162,"Excuse me, can we play here? We're in the middle of the game.","Oh, this hole's closed. Hole's jagged. You'll never get a ball in there. It's broken on the side.",1,spont,train train_spont_8163,"My name's Frant, of course, I said that before.",My name's Karlt. I was teased all through school. People said I had a country name.,1,spont,train train_spont_8164,I don't want to break this door down to get in there and see what's happening.,"Yeah, it's a beautiful door. It's made with Alamo wood.",1,spont,train train_spont_8165,"I'm willing to accept the verbal abuse, but I still can buy train tickets here, right?",Absolutely. We have the best prices in town.,1,spont,train train_spont_8166,My Aunt's elbows were always cold like that.,I think it's something to do with circulation.,1,spont,train train_spont_8167,You both have unusual Minnesotan accents.,"We're from War Road, Minnesota. It's way up in the Iron Range.",1,spont,train train_spont_8168,Did you even have a piano?,"We had one, but it was locked.",1,spont,train train_spont_8169,Bad news for you. A boulder is going to crash into you.,It's a good thing I just installed this anti boulder fencing then isn't it?,1,spont,train train_spont_8170,Is there coconut in the coconut shrimp? Or is it just the name?,It's not just the name. You can see the shreds in the batter.,1,spont,train train_spont_8171,"My second piece of advice is that if someone says you can only hang in the doorway, well you walk right into that room.",Why didn't you tell me that when I was standing in the doorway?,1,spont,train train_spont_8172,Randy gave his first tour of the kitchen.,It was exciting. I've never seen a kitchen before.,1,spont,train train_spont_8173,You are so small.,I am an inch long.,1,spont,train train_spont_8174,You're in luck there are plenty of crotch bulges.,"Oh I see them now, wow they ARE everywhere!",1,spont,train train_spont_8175,I've driven on the streets.,"Dear, I don't think that's what she means. You know how words can mean different things?",1,spont,train train_spont_8176,"See, in my mind, I had wolves as a totally different thing. I thought they had scales.","Oh, that's a lizard, you're thinking of or a fish.",1,spont,train train_spont_8177,"When you get to the train station, you'll be looking for a guy that runs a black market flower business. They call him the scented grave robber. He's stealing flowers from graves and then reselling them.","You mean, he's taking them? Stealing can mean a lot of things.",1,spont,train train_spont_8178,Thanks for getting in my car.,"Well, thanks for picking me up. I've never hitchhiked before.",1,spont,train train_spont_8179,I brought my nudes with me.,Why are you bringing these nudes everywhere?,1,spont,train train_spont_8180,"I don't know if I need any self help books, I feel like I'm doing pretty good. I'm married, I've got a kid, everything's going great.","OK, than I guess you don't need to be at Barnes and Noble.",1,spont,train train_spont_8181,"Mr. President, why don't you look out the window. See the sights?","All right, hand me that rifle scope.",1,spont,train train_spont_8182,"All right, it's the night of our double suicide. We said we were going to do it. Going to do it right in front of everybody.",Let's go in there and blow our brains out.,1,spont,train train_spont_8183,Is there anyone else that we're expecting tonight? Your invitation was kind of kind of vague.,"It was a surprise. But, no, we're not dining alone.",1,spont,train train_spont_8184,I got an xray and all my insides are all Fritos.,"Because of your all Frito diet, you are the healthiest 103 year old on the planet.",1,spont,train train_spont_8185,I know that I'm playing the three trashy ladies and the other female characters in the play.,That's right. The old lady; you're playing Dracula's housekeeper.,1,spont,train train_spont_8186,I do that when something's on my mind. I have no filter.,"I understand. Are you looking for a filter, as well?",1,spont,train train_spont_8187,He hit you you with dog food?,Look at that. It's very clearly the side of a can.,1,spont,train train_spont_8188,"Pinky, you couldn't have emotion if you tried, and acting is all about emotion. Look at me, I'm angry and bigoted.",I long to have what you humans call emotions.,1,spont,train train_spont_8189,"I would like to make a motion about taxes. I don't think we are taxing enough things. We could tax people's ideas, or, just the way the express themselves. Why not tax emotion?",My wife would have to pay a nickel a day for her fits.,1,spont,train train_spont_8190,"Tad, you're going to hold Chaz's hand, okay? Chaz is in the middle part of the trench coat.","I've got the guns, and on your signal I'm going to pass them underneath near my feet so you can grab them. They'll never see it coming.",1,spont,train train_spont_8191,"Susan, it's clear from all indications that the cotton cloud you are wearing is tear away. Our community is conservative.","I'll still be playing the ukulele, which is the most neutral of all instruments. It's the least sexual of them all.",1,spont,train train_spont_8192,That sounds challenging. Throw me to the wolves.,"Alright, Fred go get on the trolley and away you go.",1,spont,train train_spont_8193,"You're Stuart, right. And what about the young lady who is coughing?",Annette. I'm Annette.,1,spont,train train_spont_8194,"Roger, your face is very shiny. Have you been sweating this whole time?","Yes, it's boiling hot in this studio. We've just been sitting around under the lights.",1,spont,train train_spont_8195,That really took much longer than it should have to give him his inhaler.,"Tony's got good lungs, he ain't gonna die quick.",1,spont,train train_spont_8196,I'm so sorry. My son is a trial and tribulation every day of my life.,I know a little bit about trials and tribulations from my study of scripture.,1,spont,train train_spont_8197,It turns out Jimmy Dillon Tristan is also a fan Bletchley Circle.,"Yes, I love Bletchley Circle. Did you see episode six? It's the second to the last episode. There's only seven episodes.",1,spont,train train_spont_8198,You've been practicing for over 80 years? Like a vampire?,"Dennis, there's no vampire lawyers. Not that I know of.",1,spont,train train_spont_8199,I read one of those in my book of lists. 10 mind blowing things to say.,"I hope you have pencil and paper, so you can keep your own list as we go along.",1,spont,train train_spont_8200,That's right. I kept my freak flag furled.,It was like a fruit roll up.,1,spont,train train_spont_8201,"Oh, Mr. Grocery, hi! What a surprise.","Mr. Grocery, you are so tall. And is that new cologne?",1,spont,train train_spont_8202,You've worked her for three years. Do you like it?,I liked it better when I'd only worked here a month. That's when it was my favorite. The one month mark was my favorite time in life.,1,spont,train train_spont_8203,I have so many commitments here. I must go.,Your commitments can all go to the devil. Don't you see? We must be together. Our love is pure and simple.,1,spont,train train_spont_8204,I'm running away.,"And you're taking those movies with you, Amile and Last Action Hero?",1,spont,train train_spont_8205,"Hey look, I know that you make your ice cream on a stone. Can I get some of that stone in the ice cold ice cream?","Well, only on the microscopic level.",1,spont,train train_spont_8206,"Let's ask Fred, our new half cousin if he wants to go to the factory.",Let's go. We'll skip and run and sing the whole way.,1,spont,train train_spont_8207,"I'm sorry, officers. I didn't know his room was this bad.",Are you sure he's just a little pudgy? This is a lot of food.,1,spont,train train_spont_8208,I saw the stereo on the way in. Pearled exterior. You have to see it.,I'm not really a music fan. I just like the way it looks.,1,spont,train train_spont_8209,Don't spook the rat. Don't freak him out.,You're freaking me out. I see you.,1,spont,train train_spont_8210,Why are you scared? I'm very handsome and I'm very well to do.,"Yeah, I know. The glisten coming off your teeth is terrifying me.",1,spont,train train_spont_8211,Who are these associates you were going to invite to the funeral?,I work in the banking industry and there are other board members from the bank I was up here to oversee.,1,spont,train train_spont_8212,"I don't care. I don't like theater, it's stupid. It's outdated.",Stop it. We paid a lot of money for these tickets.,1,spont,train train_spont_8213,Let me get over to the register here to get your change.,A humming bird just flew out of that register. This nut house is pretty nutty.,1,spont,train train_spont_8214,"Trish, are you seeing anybody?",This seems a little inappropriate with your wife and Monica here.,1,spont,train train_spont_8215,Thanks man. I'll just crawl in this hole and hide.,There's some water and Ruffles in there.,1,spont,train train_spont_8216,Thank you for your inspiring words. You are an inspiration to all actors. Big or small.,"Well, thank you. I mean, it's part of being a famous celebrity.",1,spont,train train_spont_8217,"What about me, Kylie? What are you going to buy me?",I can't get something for everybody or I'll fall below Judge Judy.,1,spont,train train_spont_8218,"It's like Steve Accountant. We all know Steve Accountant, the accountant.","Yes, he's my dentist.",1,spont,train train_spont_8219,"I want to garnish it with some nice, nice vegetables. I went to the farmer's market the other day and spent a lot of money on some nice veggies.","Man, you're too good for this place. Like, you actually have talent. You need to get out of this Joe's Crab's Shack.",1,spont,train train_spont_8220,"All of a sudden, I've grown a heart and realized that I'm attached to you and I was wondering if you could use your time travel and go back in time and stop mom from falling on those two Swedes and let her fall on you.",That's OK. I've never thought of you as being in my time travel for good. I'll do it.,1,spont,train train_spont_8221,Now I know why you like a woman who looks like a man because that's half of the women characters you wrote in the past as William Shakespeare.,"Well, look, I did the best I could at the time. There were no women actors. It just wasn't a thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_8222,"I'm still paid even though there's no groom for this wedding, right?","Yeah, for sure. This is still America, okay.",1,spont,train train_spont_8223,Are you talking about that guy who pretended to be an Indian in a Popchips commercial?,"Yes, the guy who went in front of Congress trying to get sex trafficking made legal.",1,spont,train train_spont_8224,Jesus Christ. You showed up out of nowhere.,I was just standing between those cars. I was just wondering if you guys have seen a blue Prius? I've been wandering around this garage for a while.,1,spont,train train_spont_8225,"Oh, we had a favorite cow when I was growing up. It would sleep in the bed. We would put makeup on her. Her name was Jasmine.",My daughter would dress her up. I made them matching outfits.,1,spont,train train_spont_8226,Yeah. My good friend and father Marion owns the theater.,Wait. Is it also the theater with his lover - your mom - Mrs. Pet. Mrs. Pup Pet?,1,spont,train train_spont_8227,Are you all OK? We saw these two fierce animals in the cars outside. ,"Yeah, we've been talking to the police and when we looked into the cars, they were gone.",1,spont,train train_spont_8228,"I'm sorry to interrupt everyone, but the party bus is running and we're paying by the hour.","Oh, let's go. Let's go to Beer Town. Goodbye forever, Sandy. It was not a pleasure.",1,spont,train train_spont_8229,"Yeah. Yeah, I'm seeing Angie Pussarello.","Angie Pussarello? Are you kidding me? That's the girl that invented the beanbag chair filled with chips! I was like, what a waste! What're you doing? You're sitting down, crushing the exact thing you're supposed to be eating! I hate that girl!",1,spont,train train_spont_8230,"Well, the second you start thinking of yourself as your own worst enemy and you don't blame other people, is the day you signed your own death note.","I started out blaming other people, but eventually I started turning it inwards.",1,spont,train train_spont_8231,I have a rare disorder that means I cannot chop onions without literally breaking into hives.,You will never have to chop them again. We can provide you with lifetime supply of pre-chopped onions.,1,spont,train train_spont_8232,We already paid for our tickets to Orlando.,"Well, I think we're past that, Chuck. We seem to be dead. We're in the afterlife.",1,spont,train train_spont_8233,We will take her and treat her as our own. She will become part of our merry band as we pickpocket around the Eiffel Tower.,"Come live with us in the sewers. It is stinky, but then we have like makeshift things like when you attach a boot to an arm and you pull a thing. Like mouse trap.",1,spont,train train_spont_8234,"Oh, Katrina. Thank you so much. I haven't turned my air conditioner on since they put it in 25 years ago.",Just because the instructions were too small? Must be nice to be a millionaire and afford large print typewriter.,1,spont,train train_spont_8235,"Larissa, you better be careful around my son. He's having a periless crisis of faith right now.",I don't mean no harm. I just came in here in my smart little tube skirt and my little tight button up top because I'm a professional.,1,spont,train train_spont_8236,"That was your revenge for people laughing at you, killing yourself?","I killed myself and I was like, I'm going to hunt that fucking theater. But here's the thing: when you're a ghost, you don't get to choose where you haunt. It's randomly assigned.",1,spont,train train_spont_8237,"Doctor, your words are resonating with me.",Young Loretta Lynn told me these words.,1,spont,train train_spont_8238,"What's he supposed to do, Jeremy? He's got a gun on you.",It's a Luger. It's a pistol from Nazi Germany.,1,spont,train train_spont_8239,"Ascend and descend, I don't even know what that means.",That's advanced stuff. I'm good with up and down.,1,spont,train train_spont_8240,"Well, I don't like you. I just wanted to get that in there.","Well, I accept that. I say thank you. And then I am glue, and your words don't stick to me. Wait.",1,spont,train train_spont_8241,I want to be just like you. We are equals.,You'll never be like me. You're not human!,1,spont,train train_spont_8242,"Well, you know that black people invented the broom and the air conditioner and basically everything that had to do with cleaning.","But of course, we like to make it easy on ourselves.",1,spont,train train_spont_8243,That was all manufactured. Carol thought that would help.,Wait a minute you're telling me you applied dirt smudges to your face? You didn't acquire them naturally trying to fix your car?,1,spont,train train_spont_8244,Are you feeling sleepy now? Maybe go up to go back to bed?,"OK, well first I want to feed you. I made you some food. Your favorite. Do you like spaghetti and meatballs still?",1,spont,train train_spont_8245,"Walter, it's me Linda. Let me in.","Linda, I've longed for this day. Please enter my lighthouse.",1,spont,train train_spont_8246,"Oh, Sebastian. I would be honored if you would die flat out on the last hole.","Greg, I know this is a strange request - could you make a little divot in the final hole and I could rest my head in there. My open mouth would be the final hole. ",1,spont,train train_spont_8247,"She's wearing a tutu, so I feel like she was preparing for this moment.",I just need some attention for once in my life.,1,spont,train train_spont_8248,"Yeah, so your friends tell you to go to a Phish concert. They give you weird instructions, tell you to meet a regular. Just to get you out of their hair.","I can't believe my friends did that to me. And they're not my friends. They were all I had, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_8249,"Are you Dorothy, the kid?","Well, my name is Dorothy and I'm a kid. So, I guess that means yes.",1,spont,train train_spont_8250,"I'm not losing you as well, Tim, my only son. Tina's already left.","Mother, it's what I need to do. I need to become a stand up comedian.",1,spont,train train_spont_8251,"I've never seen a pronoun necklace quite like that before, with the pronoun ""ghost.""","You know, it's cool. I know this guy, and he does some importing and exporting, stuff like that, and he owes me some stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_8252,"Maybe there's another you somewhere who's still carrying a heavy bag, but that's now what you gotta do. All you gotta do is live your life.","Yeah, lighten that load, sweetheart. It's just you, me, and the Dalai Lama from here on out.",1,spont,train train_spont_8253,It's quite a revelation.,"I know, so I've off to find her and try to get some money off of her.",1,spont,train train_spont_8254,"I won't stray from the path. Metaphorically, that is.","Yes, but also don't deviate from the set path that's physically on the ground. Stay on the path.",1,spont,train train_spont_8255,"I can make real live people. But, all of them are unemployed.",We have a great skill set though.,1,spont,train train_spont_8256,Yeah she came to bed later that night and I was with the witness.,Oh do you mean the witness that ruined the marriage already?,1,spont,train train_spont_8257,"Dr., your remember me, right?","Yes, but you look so much smaller. I almost didn't see you standing there.",1,spont,train train_spont_8258,I just can't believe I'm going to school with robots and mon calamaris.,"Billy, you've never heard the calamaris sing, have you? Their voices are beautiful.",1,spont,train train_spont_8259,"Oh, that was such a terrible story.","I know, I'm such a dumbass.",1,spont,train train_spont_8260,We're a hung jury. I think we're a hung jury.,We haven't even taken a vote.,1,spont,train train_spont_8261,"Thanks. Well, you know what I did to become lawyer? I passed the bar.","Well I passed my Red Cross certification test so I'm officially a lifeguard now, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_8262,"Craig, you must have some kind of super power.","Yes, I can laugh in the face of danger or death.",1,spont,train train_spont_8263,"Are you finding anything yet, Earl Yote? Anything wolfie?",Try harder. Think with your hearts.,1,spont,train train_spont_8264,I got an idea. He's probably thinking of the next big business move he's going to make for this company.,He's thinking so hard he's sweating all over the place.,1,spont,train train_spont_8265,"How is it out there, is it still pretty busy?","Honestly, I don't know. I was next door at the world's fair.",1,spont,train train_spont_8266,"Yeah, here's my business model. I can't believe I have to walk you through this again. I record people for free. All I ask is that they get super fucked up high the day before.","And OK, I understand this process. But like, what's the end goal?",1,spont,train train_spont_8267,It's not bad. You know what I love about this restaurant? It's in a hospital.,"Yeah, and the hospital is within a convention center.",1,spont,train train_spont_8268,"Hey, check out this video of this very stupid astronaut who kinda screwed up the speech he was trying to do, listen to this.","That's hilarious, man, but I heard those guys died on the moon.",1,spont,train train_spont_8269,"Terry, you've been getting drunk.","Terry, I would go as far as to say, I think you might be drunk right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8270,"I mean, it's a hospital parking lot. We can't just have a car here with its hazards on forever.","I know, but maybe somebody went into labor. We don't know.",1,spont,train train_spont_8271,"You had science fairs right there at home, Heidi?",Sometimes we would because Seal's face is so interesting.,1,spont,train train_spont_8272,It's a four season outfit.,"It's also day into night, you know what I mean? You could be running errands and looking chic and then you go to a fancy opening or whatever.",1,spont,train train_spont_8273,"Rudy, people say you can do it all, you've got five tools. You can hit, you can hit for power. You can run, you can catch. You can steal. Is there anything you can't do?","What's the question, what can't I do? The only thing I can't do is stop drinking. I love it. I love it so much. It's not even like I got emotional problems that I'm dealing with, it's just I love drinking alcohol.",1,spont,train train_spont_8274,"Humble blimpsman, I really like your hat that looks like a blimp. ",Thank you. I made it myself. I fashioned it from a pair of shoes that I bartered.,1,spont,train train_spont_8275,"Son, if you pursue the dramatic arts, I will not talk to you. I will shut you out of my life. I will cast you out of this house and it will be a very long time before I see you again. ",The girls are leaving. Wait for me girls!,1,spont,train train_spont_8276,"Not everyone can always read, apparently.",That's why Denny's has pictures on their menus.,1,spont,train train_spont_8277,Wonderful uniforms you guys have. Mine is just jeans and gray shirt because my country cannot compete.,"So you are not really competing for Russia, then. You're competing for people who just happen to be from Russia.",1,spont,train train_spont_8278,I want someone that is OK with me making jokes. They don't have to laugh at all of them.,"All the ones you made at dinner, I was OK with. I'm sorry I didn't laugh at many of them.",1,spont,train train_spont_8279,"Oh, I got egg on my face 'cause I thought you meant me.?","Yeah, and now I feel like the chicken is telling us something different.",1,spont,train train_spont_8280,The Happy Birthday song is public domain now. Anyone can sing it.,Is that true? I heard that was true and then I heard it wasn't true.,1,spont,train train_spont_8281,"Now, if I remember, William - you lost your arm in the classic logger way, it got sawed off. But then Amos, what happened to you?","I felt like, well now we're not twins. So I elected to have my arm removed by the logging machine. It was a sacrifice.",1,spont,train train_spont_8282,"There is an entry for the Best Buy parking garage on Wikipedia, right?","Yeah, of course. There's an entry for everything.",1,spont,train train_spont_8283,"It's what is commonly known as a day camp. You come in the day, you leave, you go sleep somewhere else. Because you know what? I'm not your mother. I'm not making a bed for you. You come here to learn skills. Namely the skills of how to talk meaningfully about music that you like.","Hey, I didn't want to go to this dumb camp. But now I'm intrigued.",1,spont,train train_spont_8284,"I can say a lot of things about Jared, but what I will say is he has great taste.",I have great taste do. And I'm not ashamed to say that I do. I think I have superior taste.,1,spont,train train_spont_8285,"So, as my final task as maid of honor, I want to clarify my understanding. There is no groom for this wedding.","Guys, my wedding is a-traditional. I don't want to be defined by having an other. So this is my wedding for me.",1,spont,train train_spont_8286,The Queen and I were wondering if you brought back any of that fancy coffee from your beloved colony.,Of course we did. We'd be happy to share it with you.,1,spont,train train_spont_8287,"So you're like one animal and another animal combined? Like a hybrid, like a hippogryph.",Is there more stuff like that? I though it was just me.,1,spont,train train_spont_8288,"Oh, what a fucking loser that parking ticketer is. I mean, if you're going to give me a ticket, give me a ticket five minutes after my meter's done. Not one minute after my meter's done.",What a shit cock. I can't believe the attitude on that ticketer.,1,spont,train train_spont_8289,"I'm very concerned about Professor Gavin's new drawing class. It just seems like he is sort of letting anybody take that one. You know, we have a reputation here at our college. I'm not trying to sully his name, but I just feel like we should think about cancelling that class.","Well, thank you for bringing it to my attention. All teachers are up for review of course at the end of the semester, but this is quite unheard of.",1,spont,train train_spont_8290,My plan was that we spend $100 on the opening of the bell house and then we keep the rest of the money.,"Yes, it's here. We just need to vacuum to get all the cobwebs.",1,spont,train train_spont_8291,"You have to have animals in there at all times, so that people remember what they're eating.","OK, Memaw. What kind of animals do I have to have?",1,spont,train train_spont_8292,"Did you know that Tom Hanks, the son of Collin Hanks has started a handkerchief business? ","And we are talking about Tom Hanks, the son of Collin Hanks?",1,spont,train train_spont_8293,It looks like justice has been done here today. None of you officers will be collecting on the 4 million dollar bounty.,What? None of us are getting the money? We were here though.,1,spont,train train_spont_8294,"Oh, my diabetes medication. I could swallow it if not for my stone throat.",Am I even going to go through puberty? How does this work? I wasn't prepped for this.,1,spont,train train_spont_8295,I just graduated from college.,"Well, honey. I can't graduate from the scar you gave me. I wish I could, but I can't. Do you want to see it again?",1,spont,train train_spont_8296,And I was trying to fix the ping pong table! It slants at the one side and gives a favoritism to the one side of the net.?,"I feel like you keep sawing the legs off, and then you think it's not right. You saw the legs off of the other side. It's getting shorter and shorter.",1,spont,train train_spont_8297,"Momma, that is ridiculous. This is clearly Murray, the Mayor of Amity.","Sweetheart, just like when you were in 4th grade and you didn't want to wear the glasses the doctor prescribed, you done picked the wrong person.",1,spont,train train_spont_8298,"Oh, you know about my Wednesdays. It's one of my days of the week. I'm busy.","Yeah, I know, but maybe we could find one that you could come in to school. Or maybe what we could do is take a picture of you and I just hanging around one of your contraptions and I could lecture on it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8299,"I hate to break this to you, but this is my two weeks notice.","Catarina, I can't believe it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8300,That moonshine is the strongest thing I've ever smelled.,Real strong. He opened the bottle and I about passed out.,1,spont,train train_spont_8301,"I'm sorry for yelling, I've been up for days.",How do you think I feel? I have to deliver a child and fill out the birth certificate. We are short handed here.,1,spont,train train_spont_8302,"You think this is Glorst, the disappearing athlete from the Pyongyang Olympics?",The very same. The disgraced German snow runner.,1,spont,train train_spont_8303,"Your 23rd anniversary, otherwise known as your Jordan anniversary. ",We even gave each other Air Jordans. I got the 5's and I gave her the 11's.,1,spont,train train_spont_8304,"Mr. Crimp, can I have a moment with you, real quick?","Certainly Denise. Join me over here, two feet away.",1,spont,train train_spont_8305,Jenna's purring is alerting me that they're starting to begin their raid of my shack.,"All right guys, on the count of three.",1,spont,train train_spont_8306,"Ironically, you've ended up in a dark place, just like you said you never would.","Boy, isn't that the truth. A whale's belly is like the coal mine of the sea.",1,spont,train train_spont_8307,"Sorry, I was just going over - I have your RA's will here. And, so basically, you have to stay in his family's puppet theater tonight and you then you guys get to split the inheritance and the family gets nothing.",I'm glad that we made such good friends with our RA back when we were all in college together.,1,spont,train train_spont_8308,"Excuse me, while I use my smart phone.",He's very good at using his phone. It recognizes his face.,1,spont,train train_spont_8309,Is the goal is to have 1 butt hole? It's kind of like golf. ,"Yes, it would be one. Our anatomical butt hole. A hole in one.",1,spont,train train_spont_8310,"All right. Fine, Elizabeth, but I want you to know I didn't get pregnant normal ways by having a roll in the hay. I got it from this role! It's a curse that will live with me!",What? What're you saying? When did you realize you were pregnant from playing Juliet?,1,spont,train train_spont_8311,This other wares person and I are connecting because we're both old TV fans. Can you believe it?,"Oh, I can believe it. When Jolan and I met, it was also about old TV.",1,spont,train train_spont_8312,I've been here since the beginning? What does that mean?,"Are you talking about morning? In that case, we've all been here since the beginning.",1,spont,train train_spont_8313,"But, you could have gotten the cash very easily at any time.","Oh, yeah. I have a lot of money.",1,spont,train train_spont_8314,"You sure reference voices a lot, ma'am.","Well, it's what I do. My voice is essential to my job.",1,spont,train train_spont_8315,I feel like I've been sent through time for a reason.,"Me too. I feel like I have a purpose. Oh, because I was told I have one.",1,spont,train train_spont_8316,That guy's pizza is making me so hungry.,The smell of pizza is wafting through the air and it's driving me insane.,1,spont,train train_spont_8317,I think my new dream is that I want us to be in part of your family.,"Yeah, why not? What's two more people.",1,spont,train train_spont_8318,"Son, I literally cannot remember. Are we at Disney Land or Disney World? How do I know the difference",Here's how you know the difference. Disney World has Epcot Center and Disney Land got funnel cake.,1,spont,train train_spont_8319,"So, you're somebody who needs a pediatrician.","Yeah, I'm here to interview. I didn't bring my kids. I don't want them to get sick.",1,spont,train train_spont_8320,I want you to take me to Detroit.,"Ah, Detroit. That's where I lost my anal virginity.",1,spont,train train_spont_8321,I'm wondering why Comic Burglar is dressed like a prisoner.,I'll say this for him. He's very sexy.,1,spont,train train_spont_8322,"Well, you're an employee. Could you be an ambassador for us?","I guess there's no reason why I couldn't lead a group of people back there. Alright, folks, if you could follow me right back this way, we're going through the swinging doors.",1,spont,train train_spont_8323,"Janice, your Mom just texted. She said you're pretty.","But, she couldn't say I'm beautiful?",1,spont,train train_spont_8324,"You don't know me, I'm just a guy that works at Jiffy Lube.","Hey, right on. I work at Jimmy John's. Oh sorry, seems like its picking back up.",1,spont,train train_spont_8325,"Bruce, you have not the facility of speech. Yet, still your voice speaks to me.","Yeah, you're magic and shit, so I was able to keep my brain functioning and my mouth lip flaps moving.",1,spont,train train_spont_8326,"What's another word for hangover, but not the word hangover.",How about residually intoxicated?,1,spont,train train_spont_8327,"Wow, I never realized there was a market for something like hiding in kids' closets to scare them into keeping their rooms clean.","I just download that app. I haven't used it yet, though.",1,spont,train train_spont_8328,The trash industry has suffered because of the cancellation of the Olympics. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village.,And general goodwill has been on a downturn ever since.,1,spont,train train_spont_8329,Would you scratch my back? It's okay. We do that instead.?,"Okay, I'm going to start out very soft because I got crazy big fingers.",1,spont,train train_spont_8330,Are you guys going to stay in this painting?,I think I need to stay. We are the intent and spirit of this painting.,1,spont,train train_spont_8331,"But, you were a realtor! Like, your face was on all the billboards around town! You were making so much coin!","I was a dumpster and pod realtor. So, I just do containers, mostly.",1,spont,train train_spont_8332,Sorry I'm a bit late. Some very wonderful lady just stopped me in the hallway here and I had to direct her to Sears and it's very long directions.,"What's wrong with you, huh? Listen to your quavery voice. See a ghost or something?",1,spont,train train_spont_8333,I'm sorry I made all of you void your bowels just now.,That's alright. I think it helped us sing better.,1,spont,train train_spont_8334,You're walking. You're not sitting in that wheelchair that you don't need?,"No, that was a big thing that bothered my daughter.",1,spont,train train_spont_8335,We're our own independent nation down here in the storm drain. We don't follow the law of the land.,That's just what I want. I'm sick of the laws of babysitters and Moms. I want to be on my own terms.,1,spont,train train_spont_8336,"If we kill the teller she won't tell us where the Hazel Diamond is. So we have to be really clever about it, we have to play a mind game with her or something.",Let's ask her some riddles!,1,spont,train train_spont_8337,I really want to be a janitor at a state fair.,That sounds like the easiest job on Earth to get.,1,spont,train train_spont_8338,"You've got that track jacket with the name ""Doc"" in quotes stitched right on it.","Yeah, well, I'm a fake doctor, so I thought it was appropriate.",1,spont,train train_spont_8339,What's going to happen here? I'm just going to keep giving her these frozés?,"Oh, god, yes. Don't ever stop.",1,spont,train train_spont_8340,I don't want to fight. You guys better hold me back. Please hold me back.,"I'm holding you back, Tony. I got your left arm.",1,spont,train train_spont_8341,Don't mind me gorgeous. I'm just gonna climb up into this glass and take a little Pinot bath.,"Wow, you are an Alpha. You didn't even ask permission.",1,spont,train train_spont_8342,Why did you invite that asshole to our wedding?,He's just an old college friend. I didn't think he would come.,1,spont,train train_spont_8343,Captain Crunch gets soggy real fast.,You know what else does? That joke.,1,spont,train train_spont_8344,So an asteroid landed and that's how we got rid of the dinosaurs.,"Wow, your stories are excellent. Like the bible.",1,spont,train train_spont_8345,You must be the chief.,We call him Chucky or Bad Skin or Skin Peely.,1,spont,train train_spont_8346,"I'm sorry, my wife will be here in a second. I walk a little fast.","Sorry, sorry, I'm here. I walk slow. I'm not in a hurry.",1,spont,train train_spont_8347,I'd like to award you Mother of the year.,"I'd like that, but you seem on the fence about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8348,"That's a great idea, Slats. Let's put all the boxes on top of him. And then we'll be done. We'll be free of this live. We can leave forever.","Free of this life? I'm down for moving the boxes, but I don't want a suicide pact.",1,spont,train train_spont_8349,"All right, everybody, set your harps up",My harp is already set up. It's always set up.,1,spont,train train_spont_8350,"Put a kangaroo in a sweater, now that'll be comedy.",Your obsession with animals dressing up as people has grown tiresome. Please go to your quarters.,1,spont,train train_spont_8351,"Not everyone is as open minded as I am, Doctor.","That's why I love the job, but no one comes to my office to get evaluated.",1,spont,train train_spont_8352,"Yeah, I sent away for it.",Cool. My mom calls it a G.O.D.,1,spont,train train_spont_8353,"Mr. and Mrs. Richington, is there any way you won't do this? This baseball stadium and organ mean a lot to people. It's part of the fabric of the game.","If you can come up with the $10 Million we were going to make off of this big box store going in on the lower level, I suppose you could keep your job.",1,spont,train train_spont_8354,"Wait a minute, I thought we agreed we weren't going to kill anyone in the bank robbery.","Tim feels like dropping the guns will cause the guns to go off, and that there's probably going to be a fatality. I feel like that's a million to one that it's going to happen.",1,spont,train train_spont_8355,Names must mean a lot to writers.,"Well, it shows up on page one and then many pages to follow.",1,spont,train train_spont_8356,"Why don't you put some kind of barrier or something that lets people know that they can't play here because the hole, from here it looks like it's fine.",Do you see us? Are humans not barriers? Is that not what we all seek to be?,1,spont,train train_spont_8357,I would say it was a pretty successful day mr president. the people seemed happy.,Yeah it actually worked they were pretty impressed by everything and they seemed to enjoy the cheetos.,1,spont,train train_spont_8358,"King, something's not right here. Something's fishy.",You're right. This hat is not good.,1,spont,train train_spont_8359,"If you consulted your book, there's a strict three olive policy for children. If there's a tribunal present, waitresses might be terminated from their position and beheaded. And, on the next page of the book, it clearly states that the child may turn into an olive.","Oh no, I didn't see that. These pages are stuck together.",1,spont,train train_spont_8360,"It was almost like we almost got off on the idea that people were in there without us knowing. And I was like, maybe we need some more excitement in our lives.",You know what was a big part of it? When you broke that cop's nose with a rock. That got me going.,1,spont,train train_spont_8361,"Hey bro, I feel like Mom and Mr. Piccadilly are the worst liars.","Yeah, even worse than movie liars. It seems like they don't have the ability to hide their feelings though.",1,spont,train train_spont_8362,"Yes, you're always going off about modern things. You refuse to eat leftovers.","The food is old. If anything is old, I don't do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8363,"Oh, this is bad news. Everything's on fire.","And someone's pointing a gun at us. She murdered you! Don't murder me, I'm just a kid.",1,spont,train train_spont_8364,Is that why you walked into the door that time because you thought it was a window?,"Yeah, I thought it was a window. I thought I could just jump through it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8365,"We couldn't attend each other's weddings even though we had been colleagues, because they were on the same day.","Colleagues and, well, Tom I don't know if you know this but - it was more for me.",1,spont,train train_spont_8366,"I'll try to calm down, but what is this weird cave?","This is actually not a cave, Stuart.",1,spont,train train_spont_8367,You must try the iberico.,It's so paper thin I can't even see it. Am I holding it?,1,spont,train train_spont_8368,"So, you're having a hard time making your sentences work when you talk at the same time. I think the problem is that you don't have that other guy from your seminar helping. I think you need to find him and find your connection again.",I know his wife goes to the mall.,1,spont,train train_spont_8369,I don't have a ticket.,"Okay, well, unless you have a ticket we can't you into the game.",1,spont,train train_spont_8370,I've got to be able to survive that hanging.,"And survive that hanging you did, you son of a bitch! I knew you could pull it off.",1,spont,train train_spont_8371,"I wanted to get you a gift. Basically, just to apologize for telling jokes in my court. And to assure you that I am putting my whole solemn oath, one hundred percent of my focus, all of my seriousness into this career. There will be no more jokes. There will be no more laughter. There will be no more fun or enjoyment or hootin' and hollerin' in my courtroom from this day forward. What I brought for you today is a party blanket.","I don't know if I can accept this party blanket. I got a lot going on right now. I got to reprimand you, and possible disbarment proceedings. I gotta reprimand so many other judges. I just bought a puppy. Oh, my back feels like it's on fire. What's happening to me?",1,spont,train train_spont_8372,Meredith Harbor has that hunky dad.,Her dad is totally hot and I say that as a straight 8 year old boy.,1,spont,train train_spont_8373,"I don't want to be a fireguy or a fireman, I just kinda want to hang around. This is fine. As long as you guys acknowledge that I'm here and also don't kick me out.","You can stay, but just like, in that little area where you are right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8374,I did kill mom. She wouldn't buy a bike.,But she works here at the bike shop.,1,spont,train train_spont_8375,What are you girls doing around this mystic cave? We shut it down a couple years ago.,We're scientists. We're here to document all of the different forms of carbon that exist in this cave.,1,spont,train train_spont_8376,What are all those permanent tears on your face?,Those are for all the soles that got lost.,1,spont,train train_spont_8377,"Hey guys. Pinky, Junebug, Flats. Listen, I just got word from the boss. All those boxes, they're going to be moved over there now.","Wait, wait. Let's spin the positive. That will help pass time, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_8378,"If I were a baby and I heard that song, I'd turn into a man and I'd kill the whole town.","Yeah, that's exactly what would happen. I become a man and kill the town. That's what would happen because of these boring songs.",1,spont,train train_spont_8379,I guess I'll just live out the rest of my life in this chimney.,We'll write you from Russia.,1,spont,train train_spont_8380,You didn't know I killed your wife? I left you a note.,"Your penmanship needs work. I didn't realize when I picked up this chicken scratch that this was a confession from you. But now that I know this, you could have been cooler with me over the years.",1,spont,train train_spont_8381,I want a Kaiser Roll. Please.,Here you go. That's one franc. ,1,spont,train train_spont_8382,"William, what's your brother's name? Forgive me.",His name is Amos. And I call him Famous Amos and he calls me Sweet William. My sweet cookie brother.,1,spont,train train_spont_8383,"If everybody goes to sleep, then the guy gets you with the glove. You know, with the bird face and the hand and the stripped shirt.","Are you talking about Freddy and/or Jason? Oh my god, is that why you became a fireman? Because Freddy died in a fire?",1,spont,train train_spont_8384,"Well, there's four people outside. We have almost no patrons.","Catarina, these four people is a rush. We're having a rush right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8385,Hi son. I just wanted to check in on you and see how you're doing.,Invisible Dave and I have been sitting at the table for so long. I'm starving.,1,spont,train train_spont_8386,What does an owl say?,"I do believe that an owl does in fact, say hoo.",1,spont,train train_spont_8387,We will have to go and submit to the drug test. What will we do?,"I have the perfect plan. When the person comes to test us, we will punch them in the face.",1,spont,train train_spont_8388,"Greg came over here and he said ""there can only be one"" and he started smashing everything up.","Well then, there's only one thing to do. Go arrest Greg.",1,spont,train train_spont_8389,"Evelyn, please step forward and make your case for being on the Sport Club board.",I'm Evelyn Orzaball and I've always wanted to be a member of the board. I dream about the life changing decisions this board makes.,1,spont,train train_spont_8390,"Mr. Bell house, what's this piece of paper sticking out of your back pocket?",This is a notice that you were going to sell the place and you were going to take all the money and someone was going to put up a Blockbuster?,1,spont,train train_spont_8391,"What is your name sire, you have quite the elaborate outfit.","My name is rat snake man, but you can call me Ted.",1,spont,train train_spont_8392,"It's kinda like, not being a person and not being completely dead yet either.","Yeah, it's like, you're not a fetus, but you're not in a grave either.",1,spont,train train_spont_8393,"Hmm, should I read the pamphlets or worry about the disappearance of another life? I think I'm going to start reading the pamphlets.",I'll tend to the fries.,1,spont,train train_spont_8394,Pinkerton here has just printed out on this 3 x 5 card this script he's been working on,Please call me Pinky.,1,spont,train train_spont_8395,"It's awesome that we get to get out of class for this assembly, isn't it.","Yeah, I love it. We already know all this stuff about drugs, but we get to get out of class for it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8396,"Oh, all I was going to say, you know, as we're waiting for Frank to get back. Um, Roger, I think maybe we'll try something different. What if we were to cover you with some sort of salve, would that allay your phobia of silk robes?","Sure. Yeah, I'm up for anything. You know, I volunteered for experiments in the military.",1,spont,train train_spont_8397,"Miss, here are your keys. I won't be driving you anymore because of your son.",You ran him off even faster. He didn't give me the keys.,1,spont,train train_spont_8398,Do you love us to put a bathroom in that god damn panic room?,"Yeah, OK. I'll call my contractor and see if he'll come over and put a bathroom in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_8399,"I'm wearing contacts, which I can take out for you if it makes you feel more comfortable.","Jesus, what a reveal. We've been shyamalamed.",1,spont,train train_spont_8400,"Do you think the way the name Wachovia looks, they want people to read it like ""Watch over ya"", like ""we watch over your money""?","You're very cunning, sir. That was on purpose. Every bank has a little meaning like that.",1,spont,train train_spont_8401,The teleprompter doesn't have a name.,"Well, you're not one to talk about names now are you Tom? He called me Marjorie backstage.",1,spont,train train_spont_8402,I feel like we need to practice more.,"It felt like we came into the studio, put on headphones, got in front of microphones and nobody said go or anything.",1,spont,train train_spont_8403,"Oh, I'm seeing a lot of things that look almost like holes, here, but they're really more like indentations. Yeah, OK. I never really sized them up so close before I got... problem is we don't have any.","But we did have them. They were supposed to be for sale to the patrons of the aquarium, not to be used as props in the penguin show.",1,spont,train train_spont_8404,"I want you to go from the horizon line down here to the front near the camera bouncing. We're going to slow it down, so it looks like you're bouncing through low gravity.","Oh, fun. That's great. This is going to look so realistic.",1,spont,train train_spont_8405,Y'all need some blood?,"Actually, I could use some blood. I cut myself earlier today.",1,spont,train train_spont_8406,"Hello there, ma'am. I'm assuming that she paid full price for the appetizers in front of her?",Cash.,1,spont,train train_spont_8407,"This is our new doggy, baby Donald. Why did you run away?",I got scared. I heard Daddy trying to raise his voice. I got so embarrassed for him I had to get out of there.,1,spont,train train_spont_8408,"I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist.",He saved my life.,1,spont,train train_spont_8409,"Oh, I didn't expect you to turn it around on me like that. I mean, you think I should go back out there?","Well yeah, I do. I mean, I just can't handle it. I'm really not on break, but I really did just spill this lettuce on my pants. It's just water mostly, ninety percent.",1,spont,train train_spont_8410,That's why I operate the pirate ship. It's the best gig in the park. The pirate ship swings one way and then swings back the other way.,"Yeah, but that command center seems too high tech. Those two buttons. I don't think I'm cut out for it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8411,Did you study with the same lady I did? Tina?,"Yeah, I did. A British lady.",1,spont,train train_spont_8412,"Dads, I made it. It only took me 35 minutes from the car. This dance club is so cool. You dads are the best dads.","Thank you. Now, I want you to behave here. Even though children are allowed in dance clubs in Iceland, this is a dance club for grownups.",1,spont,train train_spont_8413,"Raven, I want to be a parrot.","That's great, but this isn't about wishes. I want to know your secrets.",1,spont,train train_spont_8414,"I gotta get back to the wheel of the boat. If we move in a sort of random pattern, the whales start to think we of their group. Part of their murder of whales.",It's not that big a boat. We can talk while you're at the wheel.,1,spont,train train_spont_8415,I couldn't find you guys. You said you'd be in Hall F.,"Oh, this is Hall E. The bottom rung of the E was cut off by that guys giant hat.",1,spont,train train_spont_8416,"My mother has sent me here for 18 years straight. If I don't get on Price is Right, I'm going to end it all. Do want that on your jacket? Do you want it on your jacket?","No, I don't want anything on my jacket but a breast cancer pin.",1,spont,train train_spont_8417,"Since we're still here, I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry, man.","That's all right. We're all under a lot of pressure. Obviously, this is a rebooting of this haunted hayride.",1,spont,train train_spont_8418,"Well, that ain't my job. It's Maybelline's job. My second wife. She returns movies, that's her job.","Well, she hasn't done it and, I mean, can you call her? Can you ask her to return the movies?",1,spont,train train_spont_8419,I forgot which one of your eyes is glass and which one is regular.,"That's the whole point I'm making. If you can't tell the difference between my glass eye and my regular eye, you sure can't tell the difference between love and not love. I love you, Tina.",1,spont,train train_spont_8420,"Excuse me, Father. Your homily has gone a little longer than normal. I heard some stomachs growling, and I would guess some congregants have gone to feed themselves.","So there were people here before, but I just kind of didn't look up for a while. I was lost in my own homily.",1,spont,train train_spont_8421,I thought Clark was a terrible drip. I'm surprised to hear that he came to life in any way.,I think it took losing for him to come out of his shell.,1,spont,train train_spont_8422,"I figured it out, you're no scientist at all!",No I'm a chef. Started cooking at the battle bunker hill.,1,spont,train train_spont_8423,"Yeah, because I can fit my whole face in there!","Yeah, it seems like a face hole! But, I'm just saying, maybe that's a mouth hole.",1,spont,train train_spont_8424,"If you can't tell the difference between my glass eye and my regular eye, you sure can't tell the difference between love and not love. I love you, Tina.","And I love you, Jermaine.",1,spont,train train_spont_8425,"Although, it looks like I'm from the civil war era, I'm actually from 2015.","Wow, that white suit is timeless. It's so hard to tell.",1,spont,train train_spont_8426,That's only when you're on American soil though. We're in international waters right now.,Do we even know if we're in international waters? We're in this whale's belly. We could be anywhere by now.,1,spont,train train_spont_8427,What do we do? Those are deadly creatures inside those cars.,If we take the time to report this. We'll probably end up having to answer a lot of questions to the police. Then we don't have to paint my mom's kitchen.,1,spont,train train_spont_8428,You're going to have four barbershop chairs sitting around a table.,"Right, and then Cedric the entertainer will show up.",1,spont,train train_spont_8429,We had a pretty good relationship.?,"Yeah, that sounds like a lot more communication than I had with my mother.",1,spont,train train_spont_8430,The other RNs and I have noticed that you pop in every day.,"Listen, I'm not a nurse. I'm just a guy who's making sure that things are moving. And they are.",1,spont,train train_spont_8431,"Rookie, how's your boner?","Oh, long since dead, but thanks for uploading my consciousness to the systems computer. I've been hanging out with voice lady.",1,spont,train train_spont_8432,"Earl, look outside. That's a damn coyote.",I've seen those before. I've seen them all over the TV. They are tearing up the neighborhood. They're eating everyone's dogs.,1,spont,train train_spont_8433,"If you're going to pass for the child, we, as the adult, have to pass for that much taller. That's why the three of us are in a trench coat.","Yes, exactly. It's perspective. So when they see us walk in their minds fill in the rest.",1,spont,train train_spont_8434,"Maybelline, how is it possible that you are going to change addresses when we all live in the same home with the daddy-master.",I'm running away.,1,spont,train train_spont_8435,We're dealing with teenagers at a delicate age.,It's fun though because you can tell by the way they walk.,1,spont,train train_spont_8436,"We're twins, all three of us.",That's right. I've got off-brand bedtime stories for off-brand twins.,1,spont,train train_spont_8437,"My name is Mindy. It's just Mindy. I did have a last name, but I don't deserve it.","Well, nice to meet you. My name is Bartal. I'm the stage Manager at the Grand Ole Opry.",1,spont,train train_spont_8438,"Hey baby, I'm back with the cigarettes.",Took you long enough. The game's about to start. I have to have my cig before the game starts.,1,spont,train train_spont_8439,I brought a little crew with me.,A crew? I thought we were running away together.,1,spont,train train_spont_8440,Janet I bet you like where this is going.,"Only if you do, because you're prime. You're number one for me. You're the brother-wife number one.",1,spont,train train_spont_8441,"Maya, there's an egg salad sandwich in the car. We should rescue it.","I think if we rescue this egg salad sandwich right now, someone's going to be very angry.",1,spont,train train_spont_8442,Can you hear me OK? I ask because I have a cold.,"Yeah, you have a cold. You're losing your voice a little bit from the cold. We got that.",1,spont,train train_spont_8443,I'm going to open the vault door. Here it is. Welcome to the Disney vault.,Oh my God. Really? It's very mildewy down here. Do you have any Febreeze?,1,spont,train train_spont_8444,"If we change the rules to this parking garage, then we can get out and there will be no ramifications.","If that doesn't work. Then, we can use these two sticks of dynamite, I've been holding.",1,spont,train train_spont_8445,What you mean I am of royal blood?,You have presidential blood fresh fish this was meant to be.,1,spont,train train_spont_8446,It's cold sores on my penis. The doctor told me everyone gets cold sores.,"I told you, you keep trying to put chapstick on it but I it's not going to work.",1,spont,train train_spont_8447,"Don't feel bad about it. We've all been down there, completely frightened and running away from the homeless troll people, too. Those trolls are scary.","Yeah, and they're not like those toy pencil toppers. They're more like those creepy riddle-askers type.",1,spont,train train_spont_8448,"Listen, Chuck, you gotta take his card. Larry H. Parker, he's fighting for guys exactly like you. Blue-collar guys.","Hey Kaden, if you don't take this card I'm leaving right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8449,"Melissa, it's not that I wanted to be with you. It's that I didn't want you to be with anyone else.","Well, that's fucked up. What kind of bullshit is that?",1,spont,train train_spont_8450,"Certainly, the Circut City people wouldn't mind if I opened the bell house for one night.","One night and then the next day, TVs everywhere.",1,spont,train train_spont_8451,"Yes, well I thought, we just got married. This would be a great tour to go on.","Yeah, you know what? Let's go outside, walk back in, and pretend this is the first that we haven't done it before.",1,spont,train train_spont_8452,You should go to the medic and have yourself checked out.,I think I'm having a stroke.,1,spont,train train_spont_8453,I'll be a robot like normal. I always get type cast as a robot.,"It's true, Stan. You've played a robot in many different productions. Remember when we did Oklahoma that time?",1,spont,train train_spont_8454,Mr. LaCroix is on his way up here right now.,Please tell me that you're kidding me or pulling my leg.,1,spont,train train_spont_8455,They would drive from the other side of the country to pull over to our concession stand.,They would drive over nails and get flat tires to come here!,1,spont,train train_spont_8456,I don't give a shit about kids. But our baby is going to be different. No more sociopaths in my family.,That's right. Because you get some of my genes. Half your genes are my genes now.,1,spont,train train_spont_8457,"Oh, you live in the mansion that is two blocks from the amusement park.","That's actually how I even knew about this job. I was just walking by to get to the amusement park and I saw a sign that said ""typist wanted."" And I thought finally I can use my hands for more than just sorting condiments for four dumb idiots.",1,spont,train train_spont_8458,What's the password for you to know it's safe to come out?,"How about you say Rosebud. That's out of my favorite movie, ""The Merchants of Summertime"".",1,spont,train train_spont_8459,There is something pleasant about it.,It smells almost like potpourri on fire. There's a hint of a fall breeze in there.,1,spont,train train_spont_8460,I'm a bad man. I can't believe the King is here.,You're a bad man on ice.,1,spont,train train_spont_8461,"That's unprecedented. Cash at Margarittaville? Madam, thank you. You should get her a frequent diner's card, Bob.","Well, certainly. There's a free punch right there. Just nine more to go for a free selection of our margarita flights and cheeseburgers in paradise.",1,spont,train train_spont_8462,"Give us all of them. Sweet, sour, kosher, dill.","That's right. And garlic. Put in there, put in the bag.",1,spont,train train_spont_8463,"Hey, Mario! It's Luigi! Did you give him the knife??","I'm sorry, but it was the only knife I had available.",1,spont,train train_spont_8464,"We don't have a jail in this town, so if we've never seen one, it's not real.","Well, believe this. You are guilty of committing a federal crime with tainted doughnuts.",1,spont,train train_spont_8465,"How about you, young lady? Would you like some drugs?","Oh, yes. You know, I was just coming from church and I'm bored.",1,spont,train train_spont_8466,Your Apple watch is in the dishwasher.,"Okay, great. Perfect. It was dirty. Yeah. You know what they say? Most people say you can't put electronics in the dishwasher, but that is wrong.",1,spont,train train_spont_8467,"Jeez, your cancer, it's sticking out.",Yeah. Put something on that. I can smell it all the way over here.,1,spont,train train_spont_8468,Welcome to the nebular cloud. You need a table for one?,"Yes, please. I would like something near the end of the solar system.",1,spont,train train_spont_8469,"We just want a little help, park-to-park. There's a guy running around Universal calling himself JD the junior terrestrial. He looks like a potato sack with eyes drawn on. We want you to him by the long, glowing finger and get him out of our world.","Alright, let me get the cocaine off of this hooker and we'll be right over.",1,spont,train train_spont_8470,"Toadstool, how are you still alive?",I'm eating cool ranch Fritos.,1,spont,train train_spont_8471,"So, Tarnese, do you read palms or are you a psychic?","Oh, I'm open to anything darling.",1,spont,train train_spont_8472,So we kill the old lady and her son?,That shouldn't be hard to like they're like five minutes away from death anyway.,1,spont,train train_spont_8473,"It's a real challenge to spank someone with an oven mitt, I'll tell you that much.","Oh, we tried. That's why we made the note that they were gently used. ",1,spont,train train_spont_8474,"Hi, Janice.",Hi. I can't wait to do the weather today. I love when it's cloudy. Makes my job easy.,1,spont,train train_spont_8475,I don't feel great.,"I know you don't, because even when you're sobering up you still drank a ton of gasoline. Different hangover for sure. You're not a car.",1,spont,train train_spont_8476,I got an A+ at school!,"An A+, that's exceptional! There's no higher grade I'm told.",1,spont,train train_spont_8477,"I mean, I guess I could put down the umbrella. I just don't want to be without it in case it rains.","Yeah, you can feel safe putting it down while we take your weight. We don't have valets or anything like that. This is a doctor's office. Nobody is going to take it away from you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8478,You put him in the will after just one Zima?,It was old. It had fermented.,1,spont,train train_spont_8479,Do you see who that is outside? That idiot McCormick.,"Listen, what if you two talked and buried the hatchet?",1,spont,train train_spont_8480,I think the Army in general should put more emphasis on self realization.,They used to when I was a young cadet. Psychedelic drugs were a big part of it.,1,spont,train train_spont_8481,People that smoke cigarettes are the worlds worst litterers.,You're so right. People that don't smoke cigarettes probably also litter a lot.,1,spont,train train_spont_8482,I'm four years old.,"He's a really stacked four year old, though. Look at him!",1,spont,train train_spont_8483,You've neither looked at nor held me like you hold our customers.,"Tim, guess I've been blind. I guess all those times when you were reprimanding at work, I should have realized that was your love language.",1,spont,train train_spont_8484,"Noodle powder, just the mention of it makes me salivate.","That'll make three times this week. But it's my favorite, so I'm am not complaining.",1,spont,train train_spont_8485,"That's it. That's my car. Look, someone wrote ""wash me"" on my back windshield.","Also on your back. Someone stuck a note on you that says ""wash me.""",1,spont,train train_spont_8486,"Rudy, if it would be possible for us to get a basket of fruit.",Can we also get a bag of baked lays?,1,spont,train train_spont_8487,"Yes, Ma'am. I'm a movie man of sorts.",Are you behind the camera or in front of it? On top of it or to the side of it?,1,spont,train train_spont_8488,So she invented this expensive yo-yo and then she went insane? What is it about the yo-yo making experience that drove her mad?,"She put a reverse fluxer inside of it, it was very intricately designed. It does tricks on its own. It answers questions of the universe, apparently.",1,spont,train train_spont_8489,"I think we're ignoring a larger problem here. Oh, suddenly it's very cold here in the ticket booth. Do you guys feel that?",Why are the windows condensating? What is going on?,1,spont,train train_spont_8490,"When we were horny little 9 year olds, we got a mild case of chlamydia from humping the leg of a chair.",Is it benign or malignant? How benign is it?,1,spont,train train_spont_8491,What would you say to allowing yourself to be surgically altered with falcon wings?,"So I could fly away from here and find my parents in Alaska? OK Bob, you got a deal.",1,spont,train train_spont_8492,"Watch this, though when I say soap operas are great. Charlie can hear now when I mention soap operas.","Yeah, Susan Lucci was a twenty time loser. She should have given up a long time ago. ",1,spont,train train_spont_8493,"Oh, great. Hi, parrot. It looks like you're my roommate.",That's a good thing. You need to compliment yourself.,1,spont,train train_spont_8494,Chase bank will chase after ya money.,Where's the money going? That doesn't sound very reassuring.,1,spont,train train_spont_8495,"We've got to transition from delicious sweet, sweet sugar to warm ranchy salads.","OK. So, we're not even selling caesar salads?",1,spont,train train_spont_8496,"We probably really shouldn't help you out, it's dangerous for us to pick up hitchhikers.","Well, I can assure you I haven't murdered anyone since the war and I've no doubt forgotten how to do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8497,I want to order for me and my eight sisters. We're all very hungry.,Maybe you ought to go to the drugstore and order a comb.,1,spont,train train_spont_8498,That's exactly what I'm asking. That works out great. It says $50 on there.,"Oh, I didn't see the sign. So that was just a lucky guess. I thought I was actually low-balling you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8499,You think your mother would just want us to fold up and just quit on our dream to be on The Price is Right?,"To attend her funeral? I have a feeling that, yes. She would like that.",1,spont,train train_spont_8500,This is a nice blow dryer. My hair dried in like two minutes.,"You used to have to stand out in the sun. Now, you can just plug this thing in.",1,spont,train train_spont_8501,Why do you think the class is called Strong and Wrong?,It's called Strong and Wrong because you say what's wrong when you're strong.,1,spont,train train_spont_8502,"Hi, I'm Timmy Tammy Candy, the manager. Can I help you? Is there a problem?","Yes, this guy's been hugging me for 11 minutes.",1,spont,train train_spont_8503,Oh no. What are you doing? The moonshine was supposed to knock you out completely.,The people in my mind are stronger than you and stronger than moonshine.,1,spont,train train_spont_8504,"Terry, the poem you told us about was pre-written, but already contained information that you had only just unearthed.","If only that one word wasn't burnt, I could have better understood the poem.",1,spont,train train_spont_8505,"You are not paying any bills around here, lawyer!",It's all about money. It's all about money with you.,1,spont,train train_spont_8506,"He's doing the juggling, but I think it's killing him.","Oh no. You can do it, Rubber Band! Just 30 more seconds.",1,spont,train train_spont_8507,"When you get three riddles right, we'll let you show us where the Hazel Diamond is.","Yeah, that's right. Then you're morally clear. No jury in the land will convict you of helping us steal it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8508,You got your looks from from your daddy.?,"Thank you, a lot of people say I'm handsome-ish.",1,spont,train train_spont_8509,"Becky, I'm thinking of leaving but I'd support you in that, but I also want to tell you your breast is exposed. It's out.","I can't even tell anymore. I've lost so much sensitivity in just my general skin. Thank you, Ruth.",1,spont,train train_spont_8510,"Well, you came to the right place to lose your mind. In fact, I wrote a song about it.",Oh really? We'd love to hear it. A new Jimmy Buffett song that has yet to be copy-written anywhere.,1,spont,train train_spont_8511,"OK. Sweetheart, it's your first day of school. You'll know your teacher by picture they sent home in the mail. Go to your classroom.",I feel confident I will not pick the wrong teacher even though I neglected to wear my glasses.,1,spont,train train_spont_8512,"We at Knox Berry Farm have heard your complaints. Now, you get to touch all the actors as much as you want.","Yeah, reach out and touch them. That's our new logo. And, it's 50% off all homemade jams.",1,spont,train train_spont_8513,"Diesel, is this a good time for questions?","Yes, if you yell it at me to my face, right now. I'm gonna get real close to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8514,"Alright, Preschoolers, we gotta get this news out there to everybody. We're live on the playground in 5, 4, 3, 2....How come nobody's got me a head set yet?","Well, maybe we would, but you're bossy and you scream at us.",1,spont,train train_spont_8515,That's going to be a tall order. We've gotta read all of this with emotion and get the audience to like it?,"Thanks for summing that up again, Billy Jr.",1,spont,train train_spont_8516,"I bet you didn't expect me to say something else, huh?","I know I didn't. I definitely didn't. I'm actually shocked you can say something other than ""I'm the lady.""",1,spont,train train_spont_8517,"Lawyer for the other guy, I've heard your ads. They are quite something.",Thank you very much. One of them was running just now.,1,spont,train train_spont_8518,"I'm sorry I'm late, Mom and Dad. What's wrong? What happened?","Well, we had a crucial decision to make and you weren't here to be a tiebreaker.",1,spont,train train_spont_8519,"Talking about dancing, this week's action is brought to you by Dancing With the Stars, Sundays on ABS.","Hosted by Neil Degrasse Tyson, Dancing With the Stars is the first dance competition that takes place in outer space.",1,spont,train train_spont_8520,Took you long enough. The game's about to start. I have to have my cig before the game starts.,"I know, but I couldn't find the car keys so I had to take an alternate mode of transportation.",1,spont,train train_spont_8521,"Fred, I need you to spread your wings and experience new things.","I would love to do that. I feel grown up now. So, I think it's time.",1,spont,train train_spont_8522,"Martha, do you two mind? I'm trying to hear the television.","I'm sorry, but she's singing about me Dad!",1,spont,train train_spont_8523,Take a look at this Beatles album. I'll open it up for you to look inside at the pretty colors.,There's drugs inside!,1,spont,train train_spont_8524,"Now that it's just us, it's like 20% less exciting than it was.",It's like having sex on the staircase or something like that. The danger of getting caught is very exciting.,1,spont,train train_spont_8525,"All right, I'm looking at our list of people. Let's just choose one with the biggest tits and a modest shirt.","I mean, why do they even bother with these interviews? We're just going to pick the ones with the biggest tits.",1,spont,train train_spont_8526,"Probably could use a shave, too. I don't look too young for someone trying to play a five year old.","That's true. I don't know why everyone just accepts it, it's really weird, but it makes our job easier.",1,spont,train train_spont_8527,"Well first, let's go to weather with Janice. Now Janice, what I hear is that it's going to be a little sprinkle-y today. ","Well, you took the words right out of my mouth. It is. We're expecting highs in the 36's and lows in the 20's.",1,spont,train train_spont_8528,"Here in Kansas, it's a really big deal to show porn to children.",I'm born and raised here in Kansas and I'm a proud Kansan.,1,spont,train train_spont_8529,"That's number one, thimble's number two.",Thimble - how about this? You can take thimble off the list. I'm fine with it.,1,spont,train train_spont_8530,"Cheryl, what do you say you, me, and Johnny go back to the future? Which is the present, as we discussed.",It feels like the right place to be. I definitely want to get away from whatever's going on over there.,1,spont,train train_spont_8531,Our relationship has meant something to me even if it hasn't meant something to you.,"It has meant something to me. I've become fond of you over the years. You've become a real friend to me, Beatrice.",1,spont,train train_spont_8532,My producers said they are going to love you guys.,That's outstanding! Even my play? Acts 2 and 3?,1,spont,train train_spont_8533,"So your Esty shop was going to be ""I'm selling bottles of water with glass inside""?","Yeah, but I put the string in the cap so you can hang it up. You know, like a wind chime.",1,spont,train train_spont_8534,"I'm not scared. Come on, Barfany. What could go wrong?",I'll do it if you envelope me with your manly hands.,1,spont,train train_spont_8535,Was the message unclear to you? She kind of spelled it out.,"Oh, right. I think sometimes when I'm overwhelmed, I tend to miss some of the details.",1,spont,train train_spont_8536,"Crackers, all of the dreams you didn't know you had are coming true.",I know. It's weird. It's kind of a head trip.,1,spont,train train_spont_8537,"Stop pointing that gun, please, mom.","You're never getting out of here on your own. Take that money and run, go to a border town.",1,spont,train train_spont_8538,"So, tell me the wedding date.",October 31. I'm going to be a sexy bride.,1,spont,train train_spont_8539,"I don't know if we mentioned this, but we fuck for money. We're prostitutes.","And with the money we make, we do hardcore drugs. That we're addicted to.",1,spont,train train_spont_8540,"Toadstool, what do you do for fun out here? We have a dinner reservation booked for tonight, but we still don't know what we're doing after dinner.",We were leaving it open to just sort of enjoy whatever Death Valley threw at us.,1,spont,train train_spont_8541,Does the fridge have one of those ice makers?,"Yes, there's the ice maker and the water in the front. Crushed and cubed.",1,spont,train train_spont_8542,"I'm getting very, very impatient. But respectfully so.","Well, that's a lesson to be learned for all of us.",1,spont,train train_spont_8543,"Laront, I'm not sure what it is that is ailing you, but Mikey here can help you heal.",Every day is a struggle with no arms.,1,spont,train train_spont_8544,So I guess I should offer you guys something to eat. We don't have that much food. I don't know what you guys eat. I like apples.,"Yeah, it's not a thing we're into. I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to eat apples.",1,spont,train train_spont_8545,I just want to organize a talent show or something. Let's jazz this place up.,Most of the people who live here are in long-term comas.,1,spont,train train_spont_8546,It's pronounced Cook.,"Well, this is Hawaii, so you getter get used to saying it this way. We like to pronounce things in crazy ways. ",1,spont,train train_spont_8547,"Danielle, you have been touched by a doctor and I cast you out.","Now that Danielle is cast out, it's down to just me and Deidre here.",1,spont,train train_spont_8548,"I don't like to brag about it, but, yeah. I worked for the Clinton's.","Yeah, the guy that used to be the President, that guy.",1,spont,train train_spont_8549,"OK, but um, don't watch me drink this Theraflu.","Oh, I would never, honey. I mean, I know we're married, but still. Some things have got to remain a mystery.",1,spont,train train_spont_8550,She got pregnant and had a gestation period of five minutes.,Oh yeah? Is that how she has babies so quickly?,1,spont,train train_spont_8551,"Alright, children, stop what you're doing right now. Look at my well dressed garb.","Oh, you're the guy who sells the Land Rovers.",1,spont,train train_spont_8552,"To be honest, his legs are the best part about him.",They really are. I have fantastic legs. I shave them.,1,spont,train train_spont_8553,How many bananas was your husband buying?,"It was a bundle. It was a bundle of 6 bananas. He had 7, but he took one off because it was brown.",1,spont,train train_spont_8554,"So, we've been spending like two weeks together and you still haven't told me your name, stranger.","Oh, yeah. You've been calling me dude a lot and I like that. So, you can call me dude because I don't remember my given name.",1,spont,train train_spont_8555,"Kids, there's more to life than just taking the good and the bad.","In our life, it was a turkey baster. It was a turkey baster that had BPA in the plastic and now I'm sterile. You're the last things that came out of me and I love you for that.",1,spont,train train_spont_8556,How dare you come into our place of business and tell us how to rhyme?,"Oh, no. I've made enemies of the nurses.",1,spont,train train_spont_8557,"Why can't I just go? What, your big storm cloud don't have room for a fourth?","It's got to be a vote. I'm supposed to carry four fucking people? Come on, guys.",1,spont,train train_spont_8558,"My husband and I are new in the area. We haven't come over and introduced ourselves.. My husband, you may have heard about him. He's the neighbor who got the terrible bone injury. He was attacked by bone.","I tell you, I don't keep up with the goings on too much in this area because I'm a bit of a hermit. You're the first people I've seen in weeks and weeks. That's why I came out, I heard voices.",1,spont,train train_spont_8559,My name is Crackers. That's my professional name,He's the most famous clown on this side of the tri-state area.,1,spont,train train_spont_8560,"Hey, it's me again. My wife's almost here.",You want to hear something crazy? We were just talking about you guys.,1,spont,train train_spont_8561,"Carol, help me.",I need to get my car out of here. It's in distress.,1,spont,train train_spont_8562,"We will accept this proposal, me, Ryan Seacrest, my look-alike manager and that guy in the closet over there.",Alright. There's nothing weird about that.,1,spont,train train_spont_8563,You want a classy dog.,"Yes, a classy dog like its owner.",1,spont,train train_spont_8564,"Yeah, the last guy, he just looked like he was holding it. That's why he got fired.",We've fired five cake guys this year.,1,spont,train train_spont_8565,We live head to toe in a twin bed. I don't want it anymore.,"If you leave with this man, you'll ruin your life. Mark my words.",1,spont,train train_spont_8566,You have wandered into my evil layer!,Is that why there are these skeletons and chains all over?,1,spont,train train_spont_8567,You're so tall. Aren't you afraid of being hit be lightening?,"Well, so far we haven't experienced any of the hardships that you people experience all the time. So I haven't been struck by lightening. But I be you Adam's getting into some hijinks back in old times.",1,spont,train train_spont_8568,I'm happy to say I do give you my blessing to marry my daughter.,"Aw, hell yeah, Mr. Determen. Let me pump this fist a couple times.",1,spont,train train_spont_8569,"Yes, and I rhyme only when I first meet someone, and then I abandon it.",That's going to be much easier for us to just talk then.,1,spont,train train_spont_8570,"Hello? Hank Thompson? It's me, Ben from the bagel shop.","Oh, yes. You're the young man that came by my office to have a meeting and/or deliver me food.",1,spont,train train_spont_8571,Your hands are very scratched up. That's disturbing.,That's from light sack. She's a feisty one.,1,spont,train train_spont_8572,"Roger, you're listening to me and responding. That's more than the doctor ever did.","Of course, Mary.I'm a newsman. You're my personal makeup person. You're the only person I ever listen to or pay attention to.",1,spont,train train_spont_8573,We're in town for our parents 50th wedding anniversary. That's them fighting over there underneath that tree.,"Yeah, they get into skirmishes in public.",1,spont,train train_spont_8574,"Don't worry, Sparkles, we'll be free of this place one day.","I'm sorry, are you talking to a horse?",1,spont,train train_spont_8575,I just don't know if he is going to like my comic book.,"I am too, look, I wet myself and just didn't tell you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8576,"Well, I would like to make a connection with you but I refuse as you requested. So leave me alone.","Yeah, just abandon me Carol. Just like that. ",1,spont,train train_spont_8577,"Holy shit, you didn't tell us you had all the most famous ghosts in your house.","I tried to, I tried to tell you. Remember when I was giving that speech at school and then I got booed off?",1,spont,train train_spont_8578,You know there are about a thousand children getting off the buses and you two half been discussing something for a long time. I need some help.,"We're just discussing some camp business, that's all.",1,spont,train train_spont_8579,Well he's awfully big for age five.,"He's our big man, that's right. He has a thyroid disease.",1,spont,train train_spont_8580,You could have just said man instead of sad man.,"Look at you, you're like a human equivalent of a rain cloud.",1,spont,train train_spont_8581,We saw your husband so many times. He lived with us for 30 days. We had no way to get a hold of anyone.,"Now that I think about it, maybe it was an oversight, but I didn't want to give my number out to strangers like these two guys.",1,spont,train train_spont_8582,That's why I started and maintained this facility.,You really are serious aren't you. This place must have cost a million bucks!,1,spont,train train_spont_8583,I know what to do about the time paradox.,"I'd love to hear this. Go ahead, guy who's like three weeks old.",1,spont,train train_spont_8584,"Mom, sisters, guess what? I beat Judge Judy. I'm richer than she is.","Kylie, we're all very happy for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8585,"I love you, Dirk. I promise to never stop loving you. I promise to love you until the rest of my days and the rest of your days. All of eternity. But, I definitely know that, at some point in there that, to keep things fresh, we're going to need to do other things.","Chaz, this may sound horrible to say in wedding vows, but I kind of spaced out there for a moment and I missed some of the stuff you said, but I love you, too, and I promise, I'll listen closer in the future, and I wish that I had taken the time to write out my vows.",1,spont,train train_spont_8586,Why would this lady put on nail polish in a grocery store?,She's sort of a slut. This lady will put on nail polish anywhere.,1,spont,train train_spont_8587,"Oh, Thomas. I wanted to marry for love.",I see. I think there's been a miscommunication here. I was assured this was all taken care of.,1,spont,train train_spont_8588,"Jerezebelle, that was spoken like a true Floridian. You've been from Orlando, FL all along in your heart.",Telling me I'm from Orlando is hands down the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_8589,You threw your briefcase and your Tom Ford suit into our town fire.,"Yeah, I went right up to the town fire and threw them in. The pants were too short anyway.",1,spont,train train_spont_8590,Every piece of paper flavored paper was turned in and denied for the lottery.,I think it's safe to say Devin that you ate the winning numbers.,1,spont,train train_spont_8591,Spelunk has had her day!,"It is my day, that's why people keep coming over to me and giving me crackers isn't it?",1,spont,train train_spont_8592,Were we even recording that session?,"Yes, we were. I have my tape recorder because I record everything.",1,spont,train train_spont_8593,So that's what they call you guys? Olympic athletes from Russia. But you're not part of the Russian team?,"We are not allowed to fly the flag or have the anthem, we only can have our own competition as people who have not been caught doping. Or at least couldn't be convicted in a court of law.",1,spont,train train_spont_8594,"My name's Momma Bear. If you get between me and my kids, it's murder for you.","This could add a new element, actually.",1,spont,train train_spont_8595,"Girls, what do you want to do now? Do you want to come back to Malibu? Or do you want to live here in Van Nuys and maybe become prostitutes like your mother?","Really, what we should do is be able to go to both places. We shouldn't put up this fence - this wall that we've created.",1,spont,train train_spont_8596,"Son, unfortunately, the High Council has decided not to accept you back to the home planet.",I don't care. The High Council can penetrate itself.,1,spont,train train_spont_8597,Where did you go for a second?,"Well, technology you know, it is twenty eighteen.",1,spont,train train_spont_8598,"Have you ever been curious what it would be like to see all of your father's various contraptions in and around the environs of Savannah, Georgia, from outer space?","Well, never before have I given it any thought, but now that you say, I have to.",1,spont,train train_spont_8599,Do you guys want to move forward two more feet?,"Yeah, we're getting so close!",1,spont,train train_spont_8600,"I don't believe that I deserve to be kicked out. I'm a paying customer. Well, I haven't paid because I haven't bought anything yet, but I will buy something.","Well, it just looked like you were pinning my associate here where she couldn't leave.",1,spont,train train_spont_8601,"I don't know if you have twins where you're from, but we share DNA.","In France, if they are twins they throw them into the river. Both, because it is an omen of evil.",1,spont,train train_spont_8602,"Well, Roger, I'm glad the operation was a success. It's good to have you back.",They reattached my mustache.,1,spont,train train_spont_8603,"Well, Al Pacino came here, you know from ""Dog Day Afternoon"".","You mean from ""Dog Doo Afternoon""?",1,spont,train train_spont_8604,And then go to bed and smoke. Maybe we will die this way.,"Sure, let God's fire consume us. Glorious to think about.",1,spont,train train_spont_8605,"Honey, isn't it true you've been attending The Secret Lady Loggers meetings?","Well, yes, but they see me as something of a leader, and if the loggers are to succeed in this town, why we must band together.",1,spont,train train_spont_8606,I pegged that song like an old Irish jig.,"It's Irish, Swedish, and Russian.",1,spont,train train_spont_8607,I guess we need to call someone to put the poster in the recycling bin for us.,"Yes, it will be hard, but like I always say, the only constant is change.",1,spont,train train_spont_8608,"You're a little high pitched, but I think people will buy it. You're real responsible. You always do your homework on time.","I know that I suddenly grew 8 inches in the last year, but it's not a good thing. I'm not sure this is a good idea.",1,spont,train train_spont_8609,"It's weird, my parents look just like you guys.",We got that a lot. We're from Wisconsin.,1,spont,train train_spont_8610,"I told you I was going to take you places, Judith!","I didn't think you would take me to a Color Me Mine. I thought we were going to go to Paris, or some shit.",1,spont,train train_spont_8611,"Hi, Mike, where are the toilets?","The toilets are in the toilet aisle. Right now, you're in screen doors.",1,spont,train train_spont_8612,I'm curious as to what it feels like.,"Well, it's dark and smelly, but it's home.",1,spont,train train_spont_8613,"I don't know if he's stuck in traffic because he doesn't know how to drive a car, so he goes everywhere on foot.","I saw him talking to a car one time, saying ""let's go.""",1,spont,train train_spont_8614,"Garold, would you like to nominate anyone to be on the Sport Club board?","Yes, Chip, I'd like to nominate my wife. She will be an amazing addition to the board and she definitely didn't marry me just to get on the board.",1,spont,train train_spont_8615,Is this only a gallery or are the paintings for sale?,It is a store. These are all authentic Navajo artifacts.,1,spont,train train_spont_8616,I may have grown up in the woods but I know one thing: you can't trust a contractor.,"Truer words were never spoken, Clappy.",1,spont,train train_spont_8617,"I'm freaking out, but I need this money so bad.",We all need the money.,1,spont,train train_spont_8618,The situation was we had an option between the blue notebook or the green one. I purchased both so that there would be no incident of disappointment over chosen color,Did you also put my change of address at the DMV?,1,spont,train train_spont_8619,I got burned by you a couple years ago. You sent those oven mitts back and said they didn't work.,Is that why you only gave us 2 plus signs after the A instead of the traditional 25?,1,spont,train train_spont_8620,There are times when I feel like I don't have you're full support.,"Oh really, you think so. Wow you must be a genius or something, obviously I don't support you I hate you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8621,"I'm 35, do you have any recommendations for my hair?",I'd play it super safe and go with a bob.,1,spont,train train_spont_8622,There are two people out falling love and they seem to be terrorizing the people working the floor. But I let them fall in love because I believe. I'm a romantic.,"Who's out there, Tina?",1,spont,train train_spont_8623,Would you two be interested in a sort of Broadway Star Trek review of sorts?,"Yes, I would. Put me on the stage. Ms. LaPone is ready to get back out there and shine.",1,spont,train train_spont_8624,"That act is for outsiders, dear.","Yeah, everyone here knows that it's fucking hot as hell.",1,spont,train train_spont_8625,"Does anyone else hear that, or is it just me?","Oh I heard it, loud and clear. The crow noise. And did it move from one portion of the painting to another portion?",1,spont,train train_spont_8626,Felicity has always been ready for most things.,"Yeah, I like men, pizza, milk and lots of stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_8627,"I miss food. It's so big, I haven't been able to eat it.",You have to take off bite size pieces. That's the rule of life.,1,spont,train train_spont_8628,"Hey black Santa, we all out of Famous Amos Cookies over here.","Oh shit, I had someone fill the vending machines, but they ran off with all the boxes of the Famous Amos. There is one slot in it that's unlocked, so if you just keep putting A-2 you can get all the gummy worms and sell them out o your backpack.",1,spont,train train_spont_8629,It looks like someone without a grasp of English drew the map.,"Yeah, like a real moron and somebody that must have been hit in the head a lot of times.",1,spont,train train_spont_8630,"A couple of minutes ago, I pushed Hitler.",Oooh. I bet it's going to be in the history books now.,1,spont,train train_spont_8631,"Excuse me. I don't mean to complain, but we've been sitting in the middle of this Transformers ride for a half hour, and I didn't know that talking about your business ventures was going to be a part of it.","Well, I'll sum it up then. I lost my fortune due to heroin, and here I am, back as your tour guide.",1,spont,train train_spont_8632,I have to watch her try it on?,"Well, that's what the lady said, and she's in charge of undergarments.",1,spont,train train_spont_8633,"We don't have to be awkward you know, it was one date.","I know, I just. You never called and I didn't want to assume.",1,spont,train train_spont_8634,"Since the maze is gone, I guess you can't work here anymore. So, you can stay on my Jennifer convertible sofa.","Thank you, Kevin. You're a very forgiving person.",1,spont,train train_spont_8635,Did he just try to eat his own hand?,It looks like it. And he seems confused by his own pockets.,1,spont,train train_spont_8636,Can I appeal to the parents and ask them to tell their kid to stop touching me?,"You can appeal to the parents, but chances are at Not Scary, this is one of those kind of places where parents come to break up with their children.",1,spont,train train_spont_8637,"My name is Dericonium. I as named after my dad, Derick and my mother was a scientist. She wanted to make my name sound like an element.","Oh, just like the periodic table.",1,spont,train train_spont_8638,You're telling me you're a master of disguise? You have multiple fake mustaches?,"Yes, like that episode of I Love Lucy where the mayor wear all the different hats.",1,spont,train train_spont_8639,I know. I hope he gets on the show. This is his lifelong dream.,We need him to win a car.,1,spont,train train_spont_8640,This is why I didn't want to come to marriage counseling. I knew this would be some crackpot idea.,"Toby, we can deal with your anger issues in just a minute, if someone could just put me back up where I can see you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8641,You won't take change for anything you pay for.,Absolutely not. Those things are old. I hate old things.,1,spont,train train_spont_8642,"That affects everyone if you hold back the toilet paper. We're friends, right?",We are friends. You know what? I'll give you the key to the white people's toilet paper stash.,1,spont,train train_spont_8643,I want to watch cartoons.,"Oh, your daddy was so white.",1,spont,train train_spont_8644,"Speaking of going out of business, I was wondering, do you still even need me? I have appointments.","Catarina, I know you have many appointments and other things, but you must understand you are our most important non-family employee. And we want you to do whatever this other field of study is but you we need you here forever.",1,spont,train train_spont_8645,Is Mrs. Feathers the chicken a celebrity around here?,"Yeah, everybody's heard of Mrs. Chicken Feathers. Look at my t-shirt.",1,spont,train train_spont_8646,"Doris, good you're home.","I was knitting, but I did it with spaghetti noodles. Take that, Pinterest.",1,spont,train train_spont_8647,I found myself telling this mechanic so many personal pieces of information about me. I never reveal that I'm a retail buyer.,He sounds like a regular Charlie Rhodes or something. How did he get all of those answers out of a tight-lipped person like you? He's a definitely a charmer.,1,spont,train train_spont_8648,Get the fuck away from me.,Same thing you said yesterday.,1,spont,train train_spont_8649,That sounds like jazz.,"He says that about everything, like in restaurants when they read the specials off.",1,spont,train train_spont_8650,Are there any YouTube videos I can watch to learn how to swallow these things?,It feels like you're stalling. You have 10 hours and 15 minutes until the show.,1,spont,train train_spont_8651,"Dale, the customers want you out in the street yelling ""Do you need a haircut?"" One thing I have noticed though, is that you seem to be turning some people away and saying they don't need a haircut. I admire your honesty, but it's not good for business.","Well, my daddy always taught me to be honest.",1,spont,train train_spont_8652,You don't remember your wife's name? That's the most disturbing thing I've heard all week.,"I say honey and sweetie, that should be good enough.",1,spont,train train_spont_8653,Celebrities are the best of us.,"No one is doubting that. Obviously, celebrities are better and we all look up to them.",1,spont,train train_spont_8654,Is there a skirt or a towel you could wrap around your mist?,"Yeah, that is graphic.",1,spont,train train_spont_8655,Of course I do eyebrows. Do you like space eyebrows?,"Of course, I only like space eyebrows.",1,spont,train train_spont_8656,"The play must be performed to the satisfaction of every race in the galaxy, a nigh impossible task.","Humans, Martians, Slap people. The Slap people hate theater.",1,spont,train train_spont_8657,"Remember, they are half cousins.","OK. So, they are only sort of family.",1,spont,train train_spont_8658,I want to win this case against my dog.,"Do you own an African Bird? If not, I can't help your ass.",1,spont,train train_spont_8659,"Larry, we should get back to that mountain. Have we really just been avoiding it?","I don't think so, but it's just one of those things we disagree on. We do have a lot of disagreements.",1,spont,train train_spont_8660,"Hop on in, I'm already stopped.","OK, I guess. Let me just move this pelt.",1,spont,train train_spont_8661,"OK. So, you're just taking an existing play and telling the story of going to see it.","Exactly! So, you do understand the concept.",1,spont,train train_spont_8662,"So, we're in line to meet the head of the comic books?",This is the guy that started drawing and then writing.,1,spont,train train_spont_8663,I've never been to a celebrity funeral before. Are there any tips?,Just keep quiet and hold on. It's going to be a wild ride! ,1,spont,train train_spont_8664,Do you want to touch the sprinkles?,"Yeah, you're allowed to touch the sprinkles.",1,spont,train train_spont_8665,Do you ever eat your blisters?,Human skin is the best kind of skin.,1,spont,train train_spont_8666,"Lady, you're not going to get away with it this time.","Yeah, because we know exactly who you are.",1,spont,train train_spont_8667,"So, I will tell you stories of my life and you will do something funny about those stories?","Yeah, it doesn't have to be funny though. If you want it to be sad, we can do sad.",1,spont,train train_spont_8668,"You know, I'm shaking it up in the kitchen. In the bedroom and the kitchen, but I'm starting in the kitchen.","So you're shaking things up in the bedroom, figuratively, but you're literally shaking up a salad in the kitchen.",1,spont,train train_spont_8669,I'm sorry... and where do I know you from?,Steve Dons. I was behind the chair at the first meeting.,1,spont,train train_spont_8670,It's a powdery beer.,"Ooh, my favorite. Believe me, I can hold my powder.",1,spont,train train_spont_8671,"The joke book symbolizes that life's a joke, but also pretty dark.","Speaking of, I've murdered your father.",1,spont,train train_spont_8672,The guy behind me went to hell because he's Jewish and he ate marshmallows.,That's tough. Gelatin is in everything. It's hard to get around that.,1,spont,train train_spont_8673,Do you want to be awake or do you want to be knocked out for your surgery?,"Well, I want to hear the song, so obviously I want to be awake.",1,spont,train train_spont_8674,"Hey, you gave me one of your legs, so that's like a bond for life.","Hey, what are neighbors for?",1,spont,train train_spont_8675,"Look, Mom and Dad, we have a secret too. Twin secrets to be exact.",You don't have any secrets with us. We're your parents. You can tell us anything.,1,spont,train train_spont_8676,"Did you see any bickering zombies? Like, gently bickering?","Yeah, like a sitcom neighbor duo.",1,spont,train train_spont_8677,"Suedeface, you're going to run the haunted hayride?",I run it every year. It doesn't matter whose name is on it. Everybody looks to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_8678,Come on. You know better than to pronounce it that way.,"Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry. I am from Wisconsin and I can't speak Spanish or, you know, even Spanglish. Gosh, that's even harder because that's two at once.",1,spont,train train_spont_8679,"Sorry, I keep forgetting you guys are here.","Gosh, it's like we're invisible when we're in the room with you. How rude.",1,spont,train train_spont_8680,What is a toughie though that you keep talking about? I don't understand.,"It's like saltwater taffy, but with rock.",1,spont,train train_spont_8681,He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He's never had to work at the store.,"Hey, did I leave my silver spoon here anywhere? The one I keep in my mouth?",1,spont,train train_spont_8682,"Daddy, can I take him home now that he doesn't have fleas?","Oh, Lisa. I suppose so.",1,spont,train train_spont_8683,"That's what you want to ask me? Yes, I do go to the bathroom. I have a tiny puppet butthole.","This is nuts. I have a tiny butthole, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_8684,"Do you have, like, banana peel mouth today or what? What's going on?","Yeah, I do. I feel like I have a lot of banana peel in my mouth today. Our therapist Nancy would say you're purposefully antagonizing me right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8685,Bubba Gumps is having a celebration tonight to celebrate our line cooks. Would you girls want to sneak out of your hotel tonight and come join us?,"Whoa, yeah. I'm down. Let's do it Barbara.",1,spont,train train_spont_8686,Okay. You know we got the best deals. And you know why I'm not saying it out loud.,Because you don't want to talk about the trading of human body parts.,1,spont,train train_spont_8687,You're scaring me. Your eyes are twirling.,"Your lack of confidence is scaring me, Alicia. All right?",1,spont,train train_spont_8688,Enough PDA with you two. You're always all over each other.,"I mean, can you blame us? The college rules say we can have our hands three quarters of the way down each others pants at any time.",1,spont,train train_spont_8689,I was barely done putting my shoes on in the story I was telling you.,"Yes, and your mom had just told you you were going to be late for this boat ride.",1,spont,train train_spont_8690,"Sir, you're a sociopath.","Maybe I am, but that makes me highly functional in this job.",1,spont,train train_spont_8691,"Mr. Chanderseon, I think I've spotted the water thief. I'm going to approach him, confront him, ask him to return the water, and leave the park.","It's ACAL. Approach, confront, ask, and leave.",1,spont,train train_spont_8692,"Attorney Morisette, you sound angry. You don't sound excited.","Well, I'm a lawyer. I'm supposed to sound angry.",1,spont,train train_spont_8693,I'm having a great day today.,"I was having a great day, but I just realized there's only one channel on television and that's going to ruin my life forever.",1,spont,train train_spont_8694,I'm an angel from heaven.,"Wow, look at those gosimar wings. Can you really fly with those things?",1,spont,train train_spont_8695,"Looks like you need a friend, Kurt.","I do need a friend, but I don't know if I want it to be you. You're chewing on a table.",1,spont,train train_spont_8696,"Legally I'm not so much Wreck-it Ralph as I am Smash-it-up Davis. But I'll respond to Wreck-it Ralph if you like. Here, come inside my kid bag.","My step dad's not my real dad, so I guess you'll do too.",1,spont,train train_spont_8697,Is there a way to put a different kind of water in the cans?,We could find another lake. It will take some time to find one though.,1,spont,train train_spont_8698,He's thinking so hard he's sweating all over the place.,His silk shirt is getting soaked through with all that sweat.,1,spont,train train_spont_8699,"Hey, now I'm the character of the bus boy, who doesn't work here, but is just the MC.","Hey, why don't you be the character of the guy, who puts his wallet in the stroke lady's mouth?",1,spont,train train_spont_8700,Is it cool if I go over and talk to your lady's friend?,"Yeah, absolutely. Whatever you do, do not give her attention.",1,spont,train train_spont_8701,After my brother lost his arm I felt like - well now we're not twins. So I elected to have my arm removed by the logging machine. It was a sacrifice.,"Wow, that's commitment to the twin aesthetic.",1,spont,train train_spont_8702,I heard the little guy say Dirt God.,"Oh, don't listen to that guy, he smokes like two packs a day.",1,spont,train train_spont_8703,"No, I was not prepared. I'm sorry that I called in in a fit of peak.?",You have been one of my most emotional employees. That's what I like about you. I like your spunk.,1,spont,train train_spont_8704,"Guys, we almost died in a fire today.","This is the kind of thing that really makes you appreciate what you have and makes you rethink your future. I'm starting to think maybe instead of opening a grocery store, I should open a smokehouse.",1,spont,train train_spont_8705,So you ended the conversation on good terms in the end?,"We did. I mean, look, he wanted to rape me, but then we worked it out.",1,spont,train train_spont_8706,"Oh, you mean when I was a whore. Now, I just whore out flowers. I've got to tell you. Carnations are not actually blue. We soak them in blue water. Then, they soak it up and turn blue.","Yes, I know this. I, too, am a florist in my home country. Diane, when we met last time, I may have ended your life by vampiric means and made you a vampire.",1,spont,train train_spont_8707,We just checked into the motel. They said there's no running water.,There was Vodka in the mini bar though.,1,spont,train train_spont_8708,I had a singing rat that I was looking for and you have distracted me too long with my life story.,I'm sorry we showed an interest in you.,1,spont,train train_spont_8709,"Yes, um, and we're honored to have you here. We just wanted you to know that we have lots of roast beef, and uh, your server will take really good care of you. They've re-upped Dracula and I think you're going to really enjoy it.","Yes, we heard there was a Dracula re up and we said, well, we have to see this for ourselves.",1,spont,train train_spont_8710,"Mr. Brown, these words may sound beautiful to you, but in my heart they are full of blackness. You've changed, you've changed in my eyes. There's one more word to the poem, but it was set on fire.","The word was set on fire? Just the one word burned, so it's hard to read?",1,spont,train train_spont_8711,"Yeah, you guys are pretty stuck with each other. And you need to be fruitful and multiply constantly.","I'm going to be so sore. Can I have them in a litter, like puppies?",1,spont,train train_spont_8712,"Hi, I'm not Joe. Get it? It's opposite of being Joe.","Yeah, I suppose so, but I'm used to meeting women on these opposites attract dates.",1,spont,train train_spont_8713,Will you help me discover some interests and hobbies?,I don't see why not. We are gentleman.,1,spont,train train_spont_8714,"Anna, this is Yorgy, your bother. And this is Catalina, your sort-of-sister.",Like someone who works for us but we consider a member of the family. Like Brady Bunch Alice.,1,spont,train train_spont_8715,Order's up. One thousand Pepsis.,Thank you Claude.,1,spont,train train_spont_8716,"I'm glad you had that happiness in your life, Moyra. Everyone deserves it.","Yeah, for a certain amount of time. Then, the rest of their lives, they are miserable.",1,spont,train train_spont_8717,I'm so glad they let us giraffes go to school with your neck and all.,"What a world this is, where giraffes can go to school.",1,spont,train train_spont_8718,"Thank you for your service, Rookie.",You're welcome. I wish I could be with you in flesh instead of only voice.,1,spont,train train_spont_8719,Why am I being fired? What did I do?,You're too distracted at work. You're spending all this time making these charts about your wife's ex boyfriends.,1,spont,train train_spont_8720,What are they doing down there on that planet?,They're going to the cocaine fishery hatchery.,1,spont,train train_spont_8721,"Here's the thing. Whenever you get my mom on board with something, and you tell her we're doing it, she doesn't like to change her mind. She gets very angry.","That's right. I tell the assistant living facility that I have plans and they know I'm gone for the day. I mean, things have been arranged.",1,spont,train train_spont_8722,I have something to do. I have to pay you for exterminating ants.,"Oh, goodness. Thank you so much for picking up the bill. I've been haggling with these two wingnuts for like 45 years.",1,spont,train train_spont_8723,"Militia, you're only half a body at this point, but before you go I want you to know that this was all according to plan.","Wait, I've been killed off? I didn't even realize 'cause so much cocaine numbed that part of my body. There's cocaine all over me.",1,spont,train train_spont_8724,"My marriage has been annulled, which means it never happened.","That's rough, you didn't remarry in the morning?",1,spont,train train_spont_8725,"I have to tell you all something. Full disclosure. I'm terrified of trolls. I never thought they were real, and now that I'm seeing one, even though I heard his backstory, I'm still really freaking out right now.","Okay, good. This makes us a dynamic unit. One of us is on board, one of us is not on board, and one of us is reluctantly on board.",1,spont,train train_spont_8726,"Joshua, you need the sun or you miss key ingredients of a plan that your dead wife told you 45 years ago.",It's true. I can't believe I missed out on 45 years of my life.,1,spont,train train_spont_8727,Are you guys the Bernsies?,"Yes, we're Bernie and Bernadette Bernsie?",1,spont,train train_spont_8728,"Tracy, you look tan.","Yeah, my parents wanted me to look good, so I've been working out of a sinewy, muscle-y body. I'm bright orange. And I put a lot of oil on me.",1,spont,train train_spont_8729,That puppet. It's walking on its own.,This is scary as fuck.,1,spont,train train_spont_8730,Does the ticket still count if it has a lot of saliva on it?,"If the numbers match, we're willing to honor it sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_8731,You've been very candid up until now. Why is your age such a secret for you?,"Look, where I come from, you don't tell anyone your real age.",1,spont,train train_spont_8732,"We didn't mention the red carpet to him, at all. We just said take off your shoes.",I was thrown by the fact that he's a lot taller than I ever knew Ryan Seacrest was.,1,spont,train train_spont_8733,"It's in America, master.","Yes, I know it's in America, but narrow it down for me. We're not Santa Claus where we can get on a plane and go to",1,spont,train train_spont_8734,Christ was born in 0. You gotta subtract 33 from 1947. It's not that hard.,I need my fingers for math and they're in this shirt.,1,spont,train train_spont_8735,Now it stinks in here.,It's probably my shoe. I can't wait sometimes.,1,spont,train train_spont_8736,Forgive me for not recognizing a fellow richmen. You look familiar to me. Should I know you?,"Yes, I am a richmen friend from your past.",1,spont,train train_spont_8737,"Stop trying to get in my life. I told y'all, I'm just gonna be here 'cause we gotta be here.","I didn't mean anything by it, Claptrap. In fact, you were the one that started telling your story.",1,spont,train train_spont_8738,You see that lady over there? She's hammered. I'm about to give her her eighth rosé.,"Oh, she's behind. I know you're still pretty new. That's Madam Lefaeux.",1,spont,train train_spont_8739,Yes I'm a huge Pelicans fan.,"That's right, I met you at a Pelicans game in 1903!",1,spont,train train_spont_8740,"I'm sorry, my bones are still soft, so it's hard to keep poses.",You better start growing soon or there's going to be a problem.,1,spont,train train_spont_8741,Regardless I am going to sleep the sleep of a king tonight,I think I will to I sleep pretty soundly I bought this super expensive mattress that mechanically messages you until you pass out.,1,spont,train train_spont_8742,Sorry about the whole thimble thing. I'm feeling bad.,It's fine. I'm not mad about that. I'm very concerned about this blood filled manatee tank.,1,spont,train train_spont_8743,"I gotta say, it seemed like I was happy for a little bit. But the longer I'm here, the worse it gets.","Well, being the mayor is a lot of responsibility. It's not just, you know, sitting with an abacus and calculating the city's finances.",1,spont,train train_spont_8744,"Since it's the future, we'd like to clone you so that you can be at everyone one of our franchises.","Eleanor, you always wanted to be cloned so you could have a sibling.",1,spont,train train_spont_8745,"See, he's not even wearing a skit. He seems like he's got crazy problems in his brain.",He had a bone injury recently. He was struck by a bone.,1,spont,train train_spont_8746,"Right. By offered, you mean you just grabbed it.",It seemed like she wanted me to have it.,1,spont,train train_spont_8747,"Actually, when I was coming in late, I saw a couple people and they looked like they were bickering.",Really? Were they hunched over and raspy?,1,spont,train train_spont_8748,"OK, look, yeah. We're sucking thee life out of our guests and using it to become immortal. But I didn't say that. I just was trying to make a joke about age.","You didn't say it outright, but you intimated that you don't age.",1,spont,train train_spont_8749,Sorry it was the long hair that threw us off and made us think he was a woman.,That's OK. I'm not very bright.,1,spont,train train_spont_8750,We don't make stuff. This is just storage.,We make memories.,1,spont,train train_spont_8751,You've brought a gentleman home?,"I have, mom. You remember Bobby. We went out in high school.",1,spont,train train_spont_8752,"We're trying to work through our stuff, maybe we can work through them. Like, maybe, encourage some love and it will encourage some love within us. Rekindle the fire.","I think that's a good plan. I mean it. It's better than our original plan of just going to the hospital and looking at sick people so we feel less bad in comparison",1,spont,train train_spont_8753,"Here, take this Canadian healthcare and some poutine.",And this VHS set of The Littlest Hobo.,1,spont,train train_spont_8754,"Alright, let's kill him. We got her on tape selling doughtnuts.",I don't know if we should do that. We gotta kinda follow the rule book here. We just can't kill citizens.,1,spont,train train_spont_8755,It's two pages of dialogue and half a page of legal disclaimers.,"Look, none of the cars have engines, and people have been complaining. So, this is our way around that.",1,spont,train train_spont_8756,Lady Patridge. I never thought the two of us so different yet so helplessly in love.?,"Well, once upon a time, I thought the same thing, but now I don't know anymore, Crocodile.",1,spont,train train_spont_8757,I'm also stepping out of the car.,And I will stay firmly planted inside the car.,1,spont,train train_spont_8758,I got the Jackson 5 Christmas album.,This is my favorite track. The Jackson 5 doing Carol of the Bells.,1,spont,train train_spont_8759,I used to be a subscriber to the publishing Wooden Boat Magazine until I moved. They don't deliver that subscription to where I'm at now.,"Well, I hope the current tenants at your old place are enjoying their inherited subscription to it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8760,"OK. When we get back to the hotel, we'll have a special family meeting and talk to Felicity about it.",We should decorate the hotel.,1,spont,train train_spont_8761,You could literally just stand here for a minute at least and we could run.,"But that's not magical, I must kill you where you stand WITH MY MAGIC!",1,spont,train train_spont_8762,You're a Narnian native? That's why you don't think it's weird that I have half a goat body.,"Yeah, I would think it was weird if you didn't have half a goat body and I would think it was interesting if you didn't have half a goat body.",1,spont,train train_spont_8763,"Vanessa, I don't need your crap right now. I didn't plan for this, it just sort of happened.",How does a simple hand-off on visitation day end up with us in the belly of a whale?,1,spont,train train_spont_8764,"Yeah, you know, I am really bad at confrontation. If someone asks me to do something, it's hard for me to say no.","There is actually - when you were applying to be a police officer - a box that asks if you're OK with confrontation, because that is actually a big part of your job.",1,spont,train train_spont_8765,I think they call that dental procedure Barberism.,"Yes, that's not the name us dentists came up with, but it's unfortunately the name that society gave it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8766,"Reach out and touch our actors. That's our new logo. And, it's 50% off all homemade jams.",Don't forget about our special lounge for people that are going to break up with their kids or parents.,1,spont,train train_spont_8767,A lot of people say a soul can't move on until that funeral song's been sung.,Oh boy I feel like a real jerk now for not going to the funeral and singing the funeral song.,1,spont,train train_spont_8768,"Well then go back to Brussels, ya Brussel Sprout head.",I'm offended. I'm taking off my fancy gloves. I challenge you to a duel.,1,spont,train train_spont_8769,You roll the pant leg so you could see your little foot dangling out of there,"Yes, well it is adorable. And I want people to see it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8770,"Listen, Catalina. We just discovered - Meredith and I - that we've co-hosts of this morning show for 30 year and we've secretly been in love with each other the whole time.","Wow. I'm not gonna say I'm surprised, because I'm not. I think that maybe you're the only two who didn't see this happening.",1,spont,train train_spont_8771,Cubed 2 cheered me up more than I would have expected. Thank you.,"It's a pretty funny movie. For a direct to video sequel, not bad. There's a lot of action for a movie that takes place in a cube.",1,spont,train train_spont_8772,"Oh, thank you Catarina. What a help you are.","Well, yes I am. I'm actually very helpful. I'm very detailed.",1,spont,train train_spont_8773,The organ sounds good. She sounds real good.,"Well, she better. We've been polishing all the keys and everything and getting her up to speed. ",1,spont,train train_spont_8774,"Bigs, Red, and Willie, I must do this. I must make a new life for myself in a better place.","I'm tell you, you aren't going to make it. Mark my word.",1,spont,train train_spont_8775,"In order to get your coffee, I need to write your name on the coffee cup.","Now, it's great that there's a Starbucks in here. I've been lost and to have a Starbucks in this maze is great. You can just write coffee. My name will be coffee for the purposes of the cup.",1,spont,train train_spont_8776,"People think it's weird that he has that bull ring above on the top of his nose, but the snake pierced his nose, so you might as well take advantage of it.",It's like a free piercing. Free piercing with Christ.,1,spont,train train_spont_8777,"I'm going to kneel down behind this drug tester. You shove him over, make a big deal out of it. I pretend to be fixing my running boot. Then you run away. You escape.",I escape into the hills of South Korea.,1,spont,train train_spont_8778,"Ho, ho, ho. Santa will give you anything you want, little girl.",I'd like a a large Coke and a pony.,1,spont,train train_spont_8779,Everyone just passes by me here at Trader Joe's. They never take any of my samples.,"To be fair, you have these peanut butter samples and you're eating them.",1,spont,train train_spont_8780,That planet is oblong.,It looks like California.,1,spont,train train_spont_8781,Are you being honest about the shoe business? Because that goes a long way.,I'm being mostly honest it's just if I told you the whole truth I'd have to kill you.,1,spont,train train_spont_8782,It's Daniella. But I'm really Ruth. The producers made me change it.,They hate all our first names.,1,spont,train train_spont_8783,"Madame Spider, can I just clarify the plan? So, you're going to wear a big hat. He's going to crawl up the robes. Now, I'm not trying to poke holes in the plan. I want to understand the plan. I am a mercenary in my job.?","Who'd choose you to come back in here with the big ideas, huh? Everybody's going to die in St. Peter's Square?",1,spont,train train_spont_8784,"Dark Crystal, I can't believe you woke up.","Yeah, you're supposed to be asleep until we get back.",1,spont,train train_spont_8785,"No smoking, no drinking, no chicks in your room, and especially no fucking tapestries.","Man, I'm gonna drop out.",1,spont,train train_spont_8786,I have a lot of pain in my ribs. That's pretty recent. Does that have anything to do with the shellfish?,I think that's from being hammered by this man.,1,spont,train train_spont_8787,Are you guys looking for someone?,"Yes, we're looking for a man. A man. A wonderful man.",1,spont,train train_spont_8788,You sound sick. Is it anything serious?,"No, no - I mean, I don't think so. I haven't been to the doctor. I don't really believe in doctors.",1,spont,train train_spont_8789,There's just too many people here for me to feel comfortable.,"I like when Baskin Robbins just has three people in it and I know two of the people, and then I get to know the third.",1,spont,train train_spont_8790,"Good news guys, pudding for lunch again!",Thanks Budino.,1,spont,train train_spont_8791,Look at you. You're still alive even though you're dead.,I'm a ghost that committed suicide. Keep your arms. You really need them.,1,spont,train train_spont_8792,"I'm a good agent, I'm a cajun agent.",Are you the agent that's got that commercial where you're dancing around with a scallop in your mouth?,1,spont,train train_spont_8793,Scallops? Are you going to eat right now? You want the scallops?,I'm hungry. I'm doing Adtkins and I need my scallops.,1,spont,train train_spont_8794,"I'm on your side, dad.","Bibbles, I heard that. I didn't know there were sides to this.",1,spont,train train_spont_8795,"Emily, I'm glad you're here. This could be your chance for redemption. You turned your opponents into sausages. People think of you as a monster!","I put them in their casings like they deserved. It was either me or them, and I wasn't going to go down like the losers that they are.",1,spont,train train_spont_8796,"Listen, now that we've ascertained that we're all human-killing robots, we've got to get to that funeral, I'll sing the song, and then we'll kill everyone there. They're all humans.","Ultimately, that's the best irony I've ever heard. It's great. Dying at a funeral, I love it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8797,"You know that river, Geum? It's right where you're from.","It is, uh, it's so wet, that river. And it flows all over the place.",1,spont,train train_spont_8798,"All right then. I'm inclined to trust you girls. Now, get back on the top bunk, both of you.",We both sleep on the top bunk because the bottom bunk is too dangerous.,1,spont,train train_spont_8799,You're really powering through that orange drink.,"It's a tall glass, too. It's taking him a while.",1,spont,train train_spont_8800,What a town full of wacky characters.,I know. Hardly anyone buys anything. If it wasn't for that one cabin we'd be destitute.,1,spont,train train_spont_8801,"You guys, we got a note from your doctor - as is typical with restaurants - and it turns out one or both of you are allergic to shellfish and you ordered shrimp.","Well, I feel fine be he looks a little bit more like Biggie Smalls than I remember.",1,spont,train train_spont_8802,"Blythe Danner's kid, you're going to make sure she knows how much her Daddy loves her.","Dad, is that what you call each other? That's weird.",1,spont,train train_spont_8803,"I'm sorry, you have no genitals. I can't name you Jake.",None of us have genitals.,1,spont,train train_spont_8804,"Teddy Roosevelt, would you say you fall under the heading of villain of history or pop culture celebrity?",I would say both. I'm very active on Twitter. My vines have over 40 million views. ,1,spont,train train_spont_8805,You have all those lines on your face. It makes it look leathery. I want to call you leather face.,Why don't you just call me Jim for fuck's sake?,1,spont,train train_spont_8806,"Oh, Ensign, why don't you come on in and have a seat? I'm so sad that you're going to be leaving to go on your airship trip.","I know, it's my first one.",1,spont,train train_spont_8807,This is a cactus that has five arms and not four arms. Is there a possibility the map got this wrong? We can't go back and look at it.,"Yeah, I don't want to encounter that guy again. He was very judgmental.",1,spont,train train_spont_8808,I just want to put it out there that I lied. I don't know what a sextant is.,Craig! How can that be? You were giving me such a hard time about the used sextant. ,1,spont,train train_spont_8809,We love cows here at the Determen household. We had a cow that was our favorite cow.,"Oh, when I was growing up. It would sleep in the bed. We would put makeup on her. Her name was Jasmine.",1,spont,train train_spont_8810,We both have French names. That's got to be meaningful in some way!,"Well, I live in a world where I look for magic anywhere I can find. So, if we both have French names, it must mean something magical.",1,spont,train train_spont_8811,"Hans, my girls, they're missing.",I'm Hands. Hans is only here on Tuesday/Thursday. I'm here on Monday/Wednesday/Saturday/Sunday.,1,spont,train train_spont_8812,They quit and stopped the Olympics totally after he ran away. It was such a scandal.,He basically killed that poor New Zealand chap with the troubled accent.,1,spont,train train_spont_8813,"So, are you seeing anyone?","Yeah. Yeah, I'm seeing Angie Pussarello.",1,spont,train train_spont_8814,"Oh, welcome to Van Nuys. It's quite a wonderful place. I'm sure you'll agree.",You look scary and different than the people we're used to in Malibu.,1,spont,train train_spont_8815,"All right, everything looks set. Can we just agree to have zero more fight exchanges?","Yeah, check my logs. My mission for today was zero fight exchanges, period.",1,spont,train train_spont_8816,"Yeah, we put on Katrina and the Waves playlist on iTunes and just jive.","Oh, you mean like a genius playlist where you start with Walking on Sunshine and then whatever. It'll see if you like that or you could say it's all K and the Waves.",1,spont,train train_spont_8817,"Look, I'm just trying to get my shift work done before the rush comes in, the Friday night rush.","I know, Tim. What am I gonna do? I feel like I'm on the verge of freaking out every time these people come in here.",1,spont,train train_spont_8818,Are we cool Kyle? We have to run this business together and I don't want there to be friction.,We're cool as long as nothing gets in the way of my self preservation.,1,spont,train train_spont_8819,"Look, Charisma and I fit into this coat together perfectly because we're identical cousins.",I guess it's a good thing I got that over sized coat to make myself look bigger.,1,spont,train train_spont_8820,"Why are you talking like you work here at Houston's, honey?",Because he does. He is my son now.,1,spont,train train_spont_8821,And I've never had one. I would just love to get up there one time up on that balcony.,"And I think a lot of people are getting a little, well, they think it's odd Juliet's nine months pregnant on stage. She's a virgin.",1,spont,train train_spont_8822,"If I was on one of those planes, I would have stopped it.","Yeah, It's easy to say that now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8823,"Well, it just looked like you were pinning my associate here where she couldn't leave.","Hopper, they were getting sexually aroused by picking on me, and this man clearly has a cocktail.",1,spont,train train_spont_8824,"All right, I'll tell you who I am! I'm the hotel detective for this hospital convention center.",That's right! There's a hotel inside of the hospital inside of the convention center! It's a business inside a business inside a business!,1,spont,train train_spont_8825,"I am walking the streets, making sure that people understand that all is not as it seems.",How are we going to pay our bills if you're not working? How are we going to put food on the table?,1,spont,train train_spont_8826,I accidentally opened the letter that says who the killer was.,"That's OK, we don't really have enough people here to do this.",1,spont,train train_spont_8827,"You know what, since it's such a special time of year, what do you think the patients would think about having Santa giving them diagnoses and such?","Dr. Morris, I don't think they'd be able to think because emotions override the brain when they're that happy.",1,spont,train train_spont_8828,"Girls, what was that? Get off her. Get off of your sister!","She was choking herself, and I was helping her.",1,spont,train train_spont_8829,What might interest you is our ghost insurance.,"Oh, yeah. That's an insurance that will protect you if anything ghostly happens to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8830,No one should check the sleeping quarters. They're all fine.,"Great, computer. Check that one off the list.",1,spont,train train_spont_8831,You're very likable for a robber.,That's so sweet. Thank you so much. A lot of people complain about the sound of my voice.,1,spont,train train_spont_8832,"Did you know that you have to bring your own towels? For instance, if you go to Blue Lagoon, they give you a towel. But here you have to bring your own towel. Were you aware of this fact? Or that's why you are currently without a towel, and very naked. You will get quite cold if you do not figure out a way to finagle yourself a towel.","I didn't know, I didn't know anything. I need to finagle a towel. Can I just have one of your towels? You have like five of them.",1,spont,train train_spont_8833,"It's just a little bit of a struggle because you know how as you age, your voice gets higher?","Of course, yeah. That's what naturally happens. It makes sense because your voice box is higher in the air now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8834,"Your honor, this is Lorainne. He is the original sinner here. ",I only gave them the juice because I was given the juice and told to share it.,1,spont,train train_spont_8835,"Flip, we're going to be here all weekend and I just wanted to know which church I should go to.","There's many churches, we're very developed here in Palm Springs, very Christian-like. Everything's normal. You really have your choice. Also we have a chapel here at The Parker resort.",1,spont,train train_spont_8836,A 20 dollar bill will not suffice for the pizza that will fill the Well Drop Society.,"Yes, I shall not be sharing my stuffed cheese with this one over here.",1,spont,train train_spont_8837,"I have had a vision, Plethora. You'e going to be renting, watching, and returning films.",Is this a vision or is this just I'm the only person left to do all these things?,1,spont,train train_spont_8838,You cannot live in a house built on lies.,I taught that to her.,1,spont,train train_spont_8839,"I know, but why doesn't he have a regular job? He wears that frilly apron around the house like a real Mr. Mom.","He loves it. He loves every God damn second of it. Now, don't talk about your father that way. I'm going to go upstairs and grab you boys some milk. When I get back down here, I want that pigeon taken care of.",1,spont,train train_spont_8840,You know what's work? This marriage.,Good. I'm tempted to walk away. Right here in this desert and just leave you.,1,spont,train train_spont_8841,"Yeah, everybody's heard of Mrs. Chicken Feathers. Look at my t-shirt.","Oh. ""Mrs. Feathers Forever"" - that's interesting.",1,spont,train train_spont_8842,"I live in a mansion. I mean, it's still a dumpster, but it's like a mansion type of dumpster. It's clean, there's no trash in it.","Oh, like one of those tragedy homes? You know, like those homes that people are living in these days that are made out of storage containers.",1,spont,train train_spont_8843,"I've got a little bit of a nest egg that can last me awhile, and I don't know where things are going to lead, but I'd like to see where they go with you. Maybe buy you a drink and walk a mile in your shoes or forever long you're willing to have me along for the ride.","Walking around in someone's shoes, what a romantic sentiment. Very intimate.",1,spont,train train_spont_8844,"Mary Sue is a 25 year old, who does not like Millenials.",I hate them. I'm just from a different generation. Nobody knows the real me.,1,spont,train train_spont_8845,"By the way, thanks for letting me do these little ride alongs with you at work. I hope you don't mind.","Well, otherwise I just look like a sad woman alone eating.",1,spont,train train_spont_8846,"Now, Judy, those turned out to be actors that you hired to back up your claims. They spoke in a very theatrical manner.",Were they not good? I was entertained all day. I thought it was a fun thing to bring to work.,1,spont,train train_spont_8847,"Uh, well, I was sleeping, uh, most recently, and then you guys opened the lid and then it was like a rude awakening for me.","Hey, speaking of rude, would you mind climbing out for this conversation? Because my arms are really getting tired.",1,spont,train train_spont_8848,The only way to get to the airport and how it would be by boat. There's no way we'll make it on time on the road.,"Spirit will make us buy all new tickets. In fact, they'll probably make us each buy two new tickets just for being late.",1,spont,train train_spont_8849,"Hey rookie, why don't you take a whiff? Get a little closer, just get in there.","Just to be clear, Melissia, you're telling this rookie to go over there and take a big whiff. Like, to smell the cocaine hatchery.",1,spont,train train_spont_8850,"Hey, girls. I heard you talking through the door and that guy on the wall is going to be at the party tonight. He's a line cook.",How old is Craig because my sister is only eight?,1,spont,train train_spont_8851,Then Lauren will do the best concert ever.,That's what I heard they did in San Francisco. She was like five days late.,1,spont,train train_spont_8852,"Your name is Candy, really?",That's my popular name. That's what people call me.,1,spont,train train_spont_8853,I should have brought Angela instead of you.,"Oh my god, Angela didn't want to go with you because she knows you have herpes, OK?",1,spont,train train_spont_8854,Remember when I used to live on Twitter?,"Yes, you were very vocal on Twitter.",1,spont,train train_spont_8855,I don't understand how the human shit on the shoe is a selling point.,"There is DNA of a genius tucked into that shit, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_8856,"Sweetheart, what were - were you watching what I think you were watching in the other room right now?",Lavar Burton.,1,spont,train train_spont_8857,I suppose you're making Larissa feel uncomfortable by staring at her.,"Actually, I'm fine. I don't mind his staring eyes.",1,spont,train train_spont_8858,"I hope not because if they're going against the tide and being traditional, I am joining that tide.","Plus as a lady colonel, how traditional could they be?",1,spont,train train_spont_8859,What if Mrs. White taught me to draw veins and I did a diagram of my dad's balls?,"We're gonna have to pull an all nighter, but I think we can do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8860,"Are you guys planning on doing something else? I""m really lonely and I could use a couple friends.","We need someone on point, who will go first into the darkness.",1,spont,train train_spont_8861,"Jack Thunderstorms, please come to the stage and deliver the commencement address.","Students, students. I am honored and blessed and honored to be here talking to you all today.",1,spont,train train_spont_8862,Do you recall the conversation we had earlier? Where I told you no jokes in the courtroom. We haggled and we agreed upon one joke.,"Your honor, your worship, your judgement, your infinite eminence. I come to you today, please do not disbar me.",1,spont,train train_spont_8863,"Dr. Reynolds, I looked over your x-rays and it looks like you have torn the meniscus of your elbow by over-tapping someone with a reflex hammer.","Really? Dang. Yeah, I was getting in there. It really hurts.",1,spont,train train_spont_8864,"Well, is he here yet? The man who is coming to see the property.","He was here, but he just took a shit on my leg and left.",1,spont,train train_spont_8865,"So what, I'm just supposed to go home? I'm just supposed to stay alone by myself?","Listen, you got fired for going through mail. And we appreciate you giving us all the town's gossip, but I mean, you got caught.",1,spont,train train_spont_8866,"Georgina, do you have any family that might come in and want some bread at night?",My family is pretty hungry all the time. It's just the way they're built. If you put them in water they would float.,1,spont,train train_spont_8867,"I mean, Mr. President, is this the ideal place to be? As far as presidential, historical places go, this is not a happy one.","I know, but we gotta see the ups and the downs.",1,spont,train train_spont_8868,"The fridge by the tower is a long way to go, just to have cheez its.",It's because he didn't want us taking breaks. He's overworking us.,1,spont,train train_spont_8869,"Now as your doctor, I must inform you, Tom, that there are certain things that you'll need to take care of.","Hold on a second. Doctor, I might be in the wrong room. My name is Curtis.",1,spont,train train_spont_8870,We were all under the impression that the broadcast was over awhile ago.,"Oh, yes. I have next week's schedule in front of me.",1,spont,train train_spont_8871,"Forgive me, I'm thinking of some furniture I assembled earlier today in the village. Why did they not supply us with out own furniture?","I don't know, it's infuriating. I did come here with my own allen wrench, thank god.",1,spont,train train_spont_8872,"Now, you seem really taken aback by mythology, and this is a safe place to talk about that. However, I do believe that once we release you from Friendly House and you're on your own again, that mythological behavior is not going to come back.",You can trust me. I do not think I'm a mythological creature that is meant to challenge little girls by fire into becoming women. I do not think that at all.,1,spont,train train_spont_8873,How about the Polar Bear?,That's a sad thing to bring up because they are all dying.,1,spont,train train_spont_8874,Where's her ghost glasses at?,I'm embarrassed by them. I don't like to wear them. I don't like the way they make me look.,1,spont,train train_spont_8875,"I wanted you to love me as a dad, not as a rock star.","That didn't work until now, so you probably should have told me sooner that you secretly were this rock star, because I would have loved you a lot longer now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8876,"Oh, she didn't mean the piano keys? Do you have any keys? I'm young, but it seems like these are the questions I would have asked.","You know, it never occurred to me that keys would have more than one meaning in the context of a piano.",1,spont,train train_spont_8877,"Your cat, Vernon is a distinguished gentleman.",I consider him the professor of cats.,1,spont,train train_spont_8878,"Hello, Ma'am. Would you like to buy a girl scout?",Sure thing. Do you accept personal checks?,1,spont,train train_spont_8879,We've been playing a lot of those songs for 72 years at the stadium.,"Well, there's been a lot of music written during that time.",1,spont,train train_spont_8880,Why do you want your brother to have a good birthday? He's never good to you.,I just want his friends to have a great birthday party with a bag of circus peanuts.,1,spont,train train_spont_8881,"We need to save these guys. I'm not just going to have more astronauts die on the moon, sir.",Why not? Don't you want the space program to continue? People will care about the program more after the astronauts die. Don't you see?,1,spont,train train_spont_8882,"Five months from now, a baby is going to jump into your body and you're going to jump into somebody else's body.",I'm gonna be the first baby Executive TV Producer.,1,spont,train train_spont_8883,"There's a lot of salad on your shirt there, General.",I was eating lunch on the move because I'm like a shark.,1,spont,train train_spont_8884,Is this one of your neighbors? Do you know this person?,"My husband and I are new in the area. We haven't come over and introduced ourselves. My husband, you may have heard about him. He's the neighbor who got the terrible bone injury. He was attacked by bone.",1,spont,train train_spont_8885,Us dentists aren't used to such hot weather.,"It's true. You know, we work in these little air conditioned rooms all day just looking into people's mouths, being disgusted by what we find in there, and scolding them.",1,spont,train train_spont_8886,I had such a crush on his mother.,Stop saying stuff like that. This is a christian hardware store.,1,spont,train train_spont_8887,"That was, like, that was a half hour explanation. It was really good.","Thank you, Maybelline. I feel like I whittled it down really well.",1,spont,train train_spont_8888,"Oh, sorry ma'am, did I get in your selfie?","Oh no, no, no, I... I wasn't... This is crazy but I was actually facing the lens out to the world. I don't know what does that anymore but I just...",1,spont,train train_spont_8889,Is your girlfriend having a baby? Is there someone here in this maternity ward?,"Yeah, everybody. There's so many people here and it's great. Lots of babies being born.",1,spont,train train_spont_8890,Can I help you pick out a pair of glasses?,"Yeah, I'm looking for something to kind of present a gravitas. Something so when people listen to me they believe what I say before I say it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8891,"Well, if we had any water we could inject him with some of this freeze dried medicine.","We don't have any water. Well, wait. Chucky's sweating like crazy. Would tongue sweat work?",1,spont,train train_spont_8892,"Hello, Crescendo. Long time no see.","Hey, look who made it back to the wrong side of the tracks.",1,spont,train train_spont_8893,He took my journal right out of my backpack and read it out loud.,"The only reason I read your journal was because it was open in your backpack. I was dumping the backpack out, there was a rumor that you were taking little pencils home. You know we can't have people dealing those supplies.",1,spont,train train_spont_8894,"You're getting real technical on me buddy. Remember, I'm just a decapitated head.","Right. Everybody thinks you're dead, but you're not. So, you're mine.",1,spont,train train_spont_8895,"Marco, do you need to sit down for a second? You sound out of breath.","Yeah, I got all kinds of emphysema going on.",1,spont,train train_spont_8896,I have an office over on fifth avenue. Does that sound like I'm a criminal?,"Oh, an office for crime. You've done so much crime you had to get an office and you gotta start organizing.",1,spont,train train_spont_8897,"The space mission is very simple. You see, Colonel Buffet, they are to go up to the moon, to step onto the moon, and they are to perish.","Sir, this is why we don't trust this guy, Colonel. That part of the mission was classified until this very moment, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_8898,You put an organ in a jar that has a head cat thing.,"Right, and the mind is an organ inside the jar of a head.",1,spont,train train_spont_8899,I hate kids. They're always throwing sparkling water in my face.,Little kids are doing this? Why don't you tell them to stop?,1,spont,train train_spont_8900,Okay. You can go.,"Oh, I didn't expect you to turn it around on me like that. I mean, you think I should go back out there?",1,spont,train train_spont_8901,I got a job at a place that was all marble. It might be an apple store. It might be a gallery. I don't know!,"Yeah, I got into a bunch of elevators and didn't hold the door for people and no one cared.",1,spont,train train_spont_8902,I can't get out of my romper. It's all twister. I don't know which way is up and which way is down.,"I'll help you. My daughter, Alicia, it's her first day interning here and we're such big fans of you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8903,"Don't listen to that guy, he smokes like two packs a day.",Who smokes anymore?,1,spont,train train_spont_8904,My secret to looking thinner is that I pull my trunks up over my belly button.,You have high- waisted trunks? Someone hit a gold mine with that invention.,1,spont,train train_spont_8905,Do you ever get tired of having to walk like that prancing around on your tippy toe hoofs.,That's just how I'm built. I do get tired of all the racket. Why don't I buy some little shoes to put on?,1,spont,train train_spont_8906,"So, Doris, it looks like you take piano lessons and have a little bit of organ experience.","Yes, I'm very much interest in the organ. It's my favorite instrument.",1,spont,train train_spont_8907,"It's the first day of our business, Joshua. Are you excited?","I couldn't be more exciteder, if that were a word.",1,spont,train train_spont_8908,"Marie Claire, are you sure about this? Do you want to come back with me to Savannah, Georgia?","I want to see the big city, Savannah.",1,spont,train train_spont_8909,Put her in the x-ray machine because she's the one. She's the one that ate the roll of quarters.,There's only one way to settle this. Put them both in front of the x-ray machine and let's see their guts.,1,spont,train train_spont_8910,"Oh, that's the gentlemen I'm waiting for.",You don't say. You've started a relationship with Vlad?,1,spont,train train_spont_8911,Yes. And I've come to deliver one final message to you before heading back to my planet. Your father's gay.,"Oh my god, everything makes sense now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8912,"So, anyway, you're single Dr.?","I am single, but I made a vow not to get married again until I relocate far inland.",1,spont,train train_spont_8913,Do your parents not talk anymore?,Not really. I have to pass messages between them. It just gets weird.,1,spont,train train_spont_8914,This is my here corner. It's been mine since Big Red put me here.,"Big Red? But that's my pimp, too.",1,spont,train train_spont_8915,"Excuse me a second, I just want to talk to my co-manager.","Well, you just lost a star on your review, but yes.",1,spont,train train_spont_8916,"I must admit, I was lonely. So I put some super alcohol in your drink.","Now I'm a drunk for life, too. Just like you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8917,She had no pets and she never helped us and she was so needy.,Everything. I'm hungry. I need shelter. I need you to love me. Such a needy child she was.,1,spont,train train_spont_8918,I try not to ask patients anything about themselves.,That seems almost contrary to being a doctor.,1,spont,train train_spont_8919,I'm not really a music fan. I just like the way it looks.,But music is everything. It's what goes through our bodies. Our heart rate is a drum.,1,spont,train train_spont_8920,Come in here everybody. We've gotta come up with a new name for wedgie. It's offensive and when people hear it they think you're going to put one of those door stoppers into their anuses.,How about this? I got one. Crack ripper.,1,spont,train train_spont_8921,"Peggy, I'm scared to take Peyote. Should we do it?","Well, it's organic and you know I'm on an all organic diet.",1,spont,train train_spont_8922,Let's meet Carolyn to see if there's a click.,OK. Let me dim the lights.,1,spont,train train_spont_8923,"Rudy, can you please just give us 10 more seconds before we go out on stage?",OK. I'll go count over here in the corner.,1,spont,train train_spont_8924,I'm just going to kind of hang out by the door 'cause I gotta head to the hospital soon. Gotta make my rounds.,"But you just said you don't work there, so I don't understand.",1,spont,train train_spont_8925,Treat yourself. You look like a guy who could use a real fun time.,"Oh, well hello there, little lady. This trip just picked up a little bit here.",1,spont,train train_spont_8926,"Real quick, we don't have snacks. So you might want to bring something.","That's fine. I always travel with a sandwich. Egg salad, chicken salad, tuna salad. Whatever I've got.",1,spont,train train_spont_8927,"Good work, Donny. We're going to give you a $0.79 raise.","Oh, great! I don't have to join a union now.",1,spont,train train_spont_8928,"What an odd man. If I hear that voice again, I'm going to name him Echo and he'll be my best friend.",That's a good idea. Because he says the same things that other people say.,1,spont,train train_spont_8929,Let's all celebrate by eating some nitrates.,I have a purse full of pork cracklins.,1,spont,train train_spont_8930,"Boys, I know he's your friend, but he can't stay with us now that he's real.","But he doesn't take up that much room. He sleeps standing up in the corner of your bedroom, watching you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8931,I knew we wasn't getting on the show.,Todd! Maybe it was your attitude that was the problem.,1,spont,train train_spont_8932,That's because I have more love to give. They are special children that I chose. I didn't knock someone up if you get my meaning.,She was a tree spirit. She was hard to resist.,1,spont,train train_spont_8933,I need to talk to you about that copper coin you keep that I gave you from long ago.,"You said for me to always hold onto it. It would keep me company in times of trial and at night maybe I could sing to it and maybe fall asleep and not have horrible dreams, for once.",1,spont,train train_spont_8934,"Roger, there's a young women in here who says you used to be her pet. She's concerned about you, too.","Roger, it is you. It's Liza. Look at me, I'm all grown up.",1,spont,train train_spont_8935,I'm a monster. I have a beard now.,That's nice because you have a weak chin.,1,spont,train train_spont_8936,"Do you want me to record your moon outer space speech, so people know you said it?","Yes, but delete it if it's dumb.",1,spont,train train_spont_8937,You're just going to let Richard die without talking to him?,He talked my ear off enough. Tell him to say he's sorry.,1,spont,train train_spont_8938,"I'll have a traditional English snack, please.","OK, here it is. A rolled up newspaper, a cup of tea, and two tiny sandwiches. And a digestive ginger cookie.",1,spont,train train_spont_8939,"Excuse me, I just want to make sure you know that it's our daughter's birthday.","Stop telling my business, Mom.",1,spont,train train_spont_8940,"Eleanor, you always wanted to be cloned so you could have a sibling.",That's right. I always wanted another one of me who knew what I knew and saw what I saw.,1,spont,train train_spont_8941,"Once you taste this milk, you won't think that again.",I'm going to pour some blood in with this and make it a strawberry quick.,1,spont,train train_spont_8942,"Well you take things too literally. Like when I said ""marrying ketchups"" you thought two bottles of ketchup wanted to be wed in holy matrimony.","Well, I didn't know if it was a shotgun marriage that someone forced them into, like an arranged type of thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_8943,I gave you $21.87.,Ok let me just count it here...You shorted me ten dollars you liar!,1,spont,train train_spont_8944,I love each and every one of my children.,We're hungry papa. We're hungry.,1,spont,train train_spont_8945,"Vivian and I are so glad you could join us on our honeymoon, which is now your honeymoon. Get ready to see the best show of your life.","Welcome, everybody, to the Kraftwerk concert. It's time to do one of our famous hits.",1,spont,train train_spont_8946,"Sir, sir, we found another one of those oat thieves. Strung 'em right up in the town square.","Did you get 100 witnesses first, as per protocol?",1,spont,train train_spont_8947,"We're out of water, which is our life blood her at LaCroix.","That is horrible. I moved to this country to work at the LaCroix factory. Now, I have no reason to be here.",1,spont,train train_spont_8948,"Billy, you've never heard the calamaris sing, have you? Their voices are beautiful.","All I've ever heard him say is ""It's a trap.""",1,spont,train train_spont_8949,"You want one of these tomatoes, one of these tomatoes fried in chocolate and granola? Because that's a thing.","Yeah, I like them. What do you think, honey?",1,spont,train train_spont_8950,"You know Don? You know, he's in seminary school. I've got a real bone to pick with that guy. Just know that there's going to be some stuff between us.","Well listen, if an opportunity arises to confront him at a funeral, you should take it.",1,spont,train train_spont_8951,I'm so close to breaking the doughnut case. And now you bring in some hotshot rookie dressed as a kid?,"Tyler is a top-notch agent and he's never failed us in the field. Everyone thinks he's a kid, it's weird.",1,spont,train train_spont_8952,"We were at the party, and would you believe it? I heard from across the room that what was going on behind them doors was that Cheryl was going crazy doing a jig all night long.",Cheryl's always jigging. She must have been on drugs.,1,spont,train train_spont_8953,You need a friend. That's why you're here. And how about you?,"I have friends, and I'd like several more.",1,spont,train train_spont_8954,Welcome to the Wisconsin Smells. My name is Patrice. Would you like a towel?,"Yeah, I'd like to wrap it around my entire head 'cause this place stinks.",1,spont,train train_spont_8955,Why are you wearing two eye patches? I thought those were sunglasses.,"They're transitional eye patches. Let's say your cornea only doesn't work right inside. When you walk in the sun, they'll transition.",1,spont,train train_spont_8956,"I didn't mean in the ground, I just meant that no one was at the funeral.","We almost made it, though. If it wasn't for that accident.",1,spont,train train_spont_8957,You don't remember anything before being on this plane? What about your childhood.,"Oh, my childhood. I was raised by chickens.",1,spont,train train_spont_8958,"I'm also lactose intolerant, so I can't even have milk.","Yeah, Barbara's never ready except for things like being grumpy and rollerskating.",1,spont,train train_spont_8959,Daniel and I made out for what must have been an entire episode.,Yeah and we were both making a dish behind each others backs. It was a challenge.,1,spont,train train_spont_8960,Everyone saw me squeezing all the water out of Mr. Chanderson to fix our water problem in the park.,"Oh, the old squeeze-the-water-out-of-Mr.-Chanderson thing. I should have thought about that. That's what we did last time. When Mr. Chanderson's brother soaked up all the water the first time.",1,spont,train train_spont_8961,"You can't be Jake, It's more of a rugged angel name.",I'm not rugged? I've got a flaming stone.,1,spont,train train_spont_8962,I think the doors are opening. The crowd is starting to go inside.,"The delay is over. Then, we can just wait for the concert to start.",1,spont,train train_spont_8963,"Look as I said, it's always been my dream to convert chefs into scientists so lets start right now.","We can't start right now, the heat is way too high.",1,spont,train train_spont_8964,"Ah, so here we are in the hotel room! What do you think, guys? Nothing but the best!","Ah, this is really fancy! Running water and everything!",1,spont,train train_spont_8965,I didn't listen and now I'm turning into a rat snake.,"Wow look, you are already growing fangs and a tail!",1,spont,train train_spont_8966,"Oh no, I'm shitting myself.","Honey, everyone out here is shitting themselves.",1,spont,train train_spont_8967,"Listen, your doughnuts are so delicious and of course we eat them all the time. We love them.","I never touch 'em. Once you've had one, you just can't stop.",1,spont,train train_spont_8968,"Uncle Jim, you started screaming during Finding Nemo.",Because it's not about an orca!,1,spont,train train_spont_8969,"Dad, I think you should go out with that woman that asked you to the movie.","Yeah, and you need to do it before you're in your grave. You gotta get back in the dating game, Dad.",1,spont,train train_spont_8970,"Roger, I know you want to make a big announcement, but we already know you're on hospice.","Guys, I would prefer to make the announcement at the end of our stay here, please. If everyone can just be patient, I'll be making that announcement at the end.",1,spont,train train_spont_8971,"Hey, who used my Family Circus mug?","I'm sorry, that was me. Whenever I see Jesse, I get so thirsty.",1,spont,train train_spont_8972,She didn't learn to read. She only knows 100 words.,"And, they are all about bartending.",1,spont,train train_spont_8973,Mommy and daddy are you getting a divorce?,"We're getting unmarried. So, don't worry. No one's getting a divorce.",1,spont,train train_spont_8974,Maybe we could get some soda with the pizzas when we order.,"Well, yeah, now that we got this fresh infusion of coins.",1,spont,train train_spont_8975,"Um, that mouse is talking to you.","Yes, yes, it's my assistant.",1,spont,train train_spont_8976,"First up on the agenda, do you want to review the budget, Jim?","Do I want to review the budget, or do I have to review the budget? You are the president of the city counsel and I am merely the treasurer.",1,spont,train train_spont_8977,"OK, let's find your daughter.",We keep talking about it but we haven't moved from this spot.,1,spont,train train_spont_8978,Why don't we get our own thing going?,I heard that sometimes you can do a little sexy dance and you'll hang up in a German house.,1,spont,train train_spont_8979,"Grandma, can I have one of those scones? I always liked the ones you make with the raisins.","Honey, you can have two of those scones. You can step on them. Hell, you can put them in the garbage, if you want to! ",1,spont,train train_spont_8980,Aren't all British people related?,Aren't we all related through Adam and Eve?,1,spont,train train_spont_8981,"You people, we are from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and you are all guilty of making weird doughnuts that do weird things to people.","You're charging us with magic, and magic doesn't exist.",1,spont,train train_spont_8982,Has your back healed?,"Yeah, I'm getting there. I don't know why, I felt like I was being torn asunder.",1,spont,train train_spont_8983,Can I get a refund on this seminar?,"No, I've already spent it. I had a lot of parking tickets to pay.",1,spont,train train_spont_8984,"Every time I've gotten blood, it tastes like factory farm blood.","Oh, I hate that stuff. I need to find a new guy to buy blood from.",1,spont,train train_spont_8985,"If you can take my wife off my hands, you can keep your job, David.","Alright, Lad. I won't let you down. I'll get her taken care of.",1,spont,train train_spont_8986,It's all about money. It's all about money with you.,"Yes, it is. Do you know I had to feed our daughter jagged little pills the other day for lunch?",1,spont,train train_spont_8987,You have tentacles too?,"Of course, I do. Everybody does where we are.",1,spont,train train_spont_8988,"They're along too well, don't you think? They should be more at odds with each other.","Well, I mean, I think it's because, Stuart, you know, is growing up. He's maturing a bit. I think it's sweet.",1,spont,train train_spont_8989,You did? You wanted to see me again? You didn't say it.,I thought you knew.,1,spont,train train_spont_8990,"My voice sounds so different when I'm in Scottsdale, Arizona.","Well, the air is so dry here. It hurts your throat.",1,spont,train train_spont_8991,"You're telling me that since you fixed me and my wife, the pig will just get better on it's own?","Well, check it out. Look over at the pig.",1,spont,train train_spont_8992,"Oh, look at these tomatoes.","Yeah, they're all fried in chocolate and granola.",1,spont,train train_spont_8993,"Why, you're such an empathic person. Like, you feel bad for Mr. Timmons even though I think he's a really bad guy who wants to invade people's bodies and make them into animal-human hybrids.",It comes from somewhere. His inner child is trying to fly and the world is clipping his wings.,1,spont,train train_spont_8994,"Wait, Mom and Dad. You're breaking up with me?","Yes, darling. We will still have soup night.",1,spont,train train_spont_8995,"Yeah, now , we also - in theory - these chickens, they're supposed to be dead and it's cold to preserve their dead bodies. But now it looks like we're just setting up a cold spa for chickens. ?","Seventy-five years in this business, and I don't even know this. I mean, this is embarrassing. Keep this under our hats.",1,spont,train train_spont_8996,"Well, you could just buy something and not eat it so they can open the cash register.","Oh, I didn't even think of that. Let me go back over there.",1,spont,train train_spont_8997,"But, he said the honeymoon is cancelled. We came all the way out here for nothing.?",We're in the middle of the Mediterranean in a super yacht.,1,spont,train train_spont_8998,"My family, yes. My twin brother's here.","Oh, look. He looks just like you.",1,spont,train train_spont_8999,I'm back from my second lap.,"Oh, you look lovely. The light is glowing on you.",1,spont,train train_spont_9000,I love you. We've been married for quite some time and you're the most important person in the world to me.,The only way we're still together is our separate bedrooms. I can finally get some sleep.,1,spont,train train_spont_9001,Everyone keeps getting hit with bones. The children are out to get us.,Do you think there's a gang of kids with bones running around?,1,spont,train train_spont_9002,What color cream does this doughnut have?,"That is a mocha cream. And then the one to the right of it is a dulce de leche, and then just down there's a strawberry.",1,spont,train train_spont_9003,The band the Rabbit Hares mostly plays swing and ska.,But also jazz and punk. They'd be perfect for our wedding.,1,spont,train train_spont_9004,"Oh, Jesus, chickens are all boiling hot right now.?","Oh, I'm tired of hearing about your chickens. I lost my accent.",1,spont,train train_spont_9005,Should we leave the room while you're getting a blood transfusion?,"Stick around, I haven't made my announcement yet.",1,spont,train train_spont_9006,I'm here to aid you in your quest to write the timeline.,"Can you, Missfizzial, take the three of us upon your back, through a storm cloud, back to the Garden of Eden?",1,spont,train train_spont_9007,"Wait, wait, wait. So, you suddenly feel you've become pregnant just from doing the play Romeo and Juliet?","Yes, it's like, uh, my mensuration has evaporated into thin air!",1,spont,train train_spont_9008,I just want to be a bucket. I'm so tired of just holding mail. I want to hold water that's runoff from a roof.,"Look man, I hate to tell you, but you weren't constructed to have that function. You've got holes in the corners. There's nothing we can do.",1,spont,train train_spont_9009,You are so positive and I'm so negative. We're a real yin and yang.,"I know, but you know what? I think that's how we're going to make this work.",1,spont,train train_spont_9010,"My wife Doris, she's insane and she's into voodoo.","Wow, I wonder why she chose that. Why that was her hobby, you know, like what is she running from. You know, what was before that? I mean how long's it going to last, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_9011,My name is Renee and I get around. You've probably heard of me.,"Oh, you're that Renee? You're right. I have heard of you and all the things you do.",1,spont,train train_spont_9012,I'm going to start loading doughnuts into the car for the trip home.,"That's right, she never said we couldn't do that, so we can do that.",1,spont,train train_spont_9013,"You know, we're one of the only bars here in Cincinnati with a tip jar.",I was wondering what that was. I used to tend bar in Boston for years and we always tacked our tips onto the bills.,1,spont,train train_spont_9014,Your father is getting into crane kick formation.,She's about to do that thing where she yanks his heart out of his chest and watches it beat in her hand.,1,spont,train train_spont_9015,"Young lady, what made you work at this comic book store in the first place?","i just live close, and I wanted spending money so I'm like I guess I'll work here, but like, whatever.",1,spont,train train_spont_9016,"Listen, Ronny. Look at that snooty camp across the late. I hate them so much.",They painted everything black.,1,spont,train train_spont_9017,"Hello, Chip and Sherry. How are you?","Oh, Mr. Grocery, hi!",1,spont,train train_spont_9018,What's this paper? Change of address?,I have an R-BnB that I've rented.,1,spont,train train_spont_9019,"Thank you for welcoming me to your home. It's been so lovely moving here, making a friend, having a horse.",My husband and I have enjoyed having you and experiencing human emotions.,1,spont,train train_spont_9020,"How much of the coconut shrimp did you eat, Barbara?",I ate two baskets of it.,1,spont,train train_spont_9021,You're in aisle 7. There's an old lady holding a half dead plant and then there's a young hot dude and he's got a broken lightbulb in his hand. Who do you help first?,The lightbulb because it's sharp. It could be a hazard.,1,spont,train train_spont_9022,Do you need me to ask a question in song?,I would love that. Most people don't even ask that question. Please ask in song.,1,spont,train train_spont_9023,Are you saying that we fall asleep now? Together?,"Yes, we have to be in the same dream.",1,spont,train train_spont_9024,Maybe they don't want to hang out with us because you're always binge watching when I'm gone and then I have to get caught up but you don't want to get caught up.,"Oh I'm sorry, I'm home with the kids. When you explode your vagina giving birth to things - thousands of babies, by the way - then you can complain.",1,spont,train train_spont_9025,"Toadstool doesn't think in future tense, just present tense.","God, that sounds wonderful. Except, what if you're really angry?",1,spont,train train_spont_9026,"Alright, my arm is all the way in and I'm moving it around and around.","That's right, baby. Just like a spoon.",1,spont,train train_spont_9027,We can make any type of poster you want. It can be kind of expensive.,You can print branded stuff if I don't have the copyright to it?,1,spont,train train_spont_9028,I just sound too fancy to live here in Van Nuys.,"I'll tell you right now, if you leave now you'll never make it in the real world.",1,spont,train train_spont_9029,"Look everybody, we have to move quickly, here in the Iceland the days are shorter than everywhere else.",But it means you get to see the northern lights.,1,spont,train train_spont_9030,"Oh, hello. Are you looking to have bagels?","Yeah, I'd like a bagel, but my friend Charlie's got something else on his mind.",1,spont,train train_spont_9031,"Did you say you were 5 years old, stationed in Afghanistan?",Thank you for your service.,1,spont,train train_spont_9032,"What if you hung the poster right in the front entry of your house, so I don't have to go all the way into your house. I can just walk right in and see the poster.",I think that's a great compromise. You can come in any time you want to see the poster.,1,spont,train train_spont_9033,"Mr. Chanderson, I'm glad you made it through that process.","So am I. It made me realize a couple of things about myself that i never realized before. Number one. I'm thankful for the things that I have. Number two, I'm thankful for the things that I don't have. Like a regular-hinged john. Thankful I don't have that.",1,spont,train train_spont_9034,"Mama, Papa, Catarina. There is man out front who wants chili dog.","You're supposed to be front of house, what're you doing back here?",1,spont,train train_spont_9035,"Sorry, I thought you were talking about me.","No kidding, Cheryl. You always think everything is about you.",1,spont,train train_spont_9036,It seems like she's lying. I should probably kill her.,"Gaston, Gaston. You must not be so quick to kill always. Maybe we kill her. For now we wait.",1,spont,train train_spont_9037,"That's not even a complaint, though! That's just like a statement!","Well, that's what the lady said about the yellow roads woods thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_9038,"I don't see your oxygen, Mr. Madison.",I'm taking a break from the oxygen. I'm testing out if I really need it.,1,spont,train train_spont_9039,"Girls, your phone time is over. Wait a second, Trish and Laura? Where are Callisto and Calista?",It's not our fault. They went to Van Nuys in the back of a pickup truck.,1,spont,train train_spont_9040,Think we ought to let a three year old work on the factory line?,Definitely. He could be the one to heat up the gel before it gets in the bottle.,1,spont,train train_spont_9041,"Greg, what is it?","Cancel the story on the flood, take everything off the front page.",1,spont,train train_spont_9042,"OK, so, you've gotten us trapped in a belly of a whale, but I'm upsetting our daughter?","I've gotten us trapped? Like I woke up in the morning and was like ""let's get trapped in the belly of a whale."" No, my plan was going into the belly of a whale, check it out, and then let's get out over here.",1,spont,train train_spont_9043,"In fifteen years I can't recall a time someone asked for two towels. Well, there was a very obese man once.","Oh, well he needed them. He needed three towels.",1,spont,train train_spont_9044,Do you feel deja vu right now?,They say deja vu in The Matrix is just a glitch in the matrix. So are you suggesting that this reality isn't the real one?,1,spont,train train_spont_9045,Dad's been in there forever.,I know. I hope he gets on the show. This is his lifelong dream.,1,spont,train train_spont_9046,"I'm seeking $100,000 for 10% of my company. How many times has this happened to you? You're standing around and the bus is late. You don't know where it is and you sure do have to get to your work or home or loved ones. If only you could fly. I have the solution. It's an invasive surgery in which mechanical wings are attached to your shoulders.","Let me tell you something, mister. When you first showed up I thought you had something. This is interesting. Everyone wants the power of flight. But I don't want some doctor cutting open my body and attaching these wings to me. So I'm out.",1,spont,train train_spont_9047,But how did you know the hamsters were attacking if you were being attacked by wolves?,"You know, hamsters are very vicious. They're small and they're mad about it. So, they were nibbling at my shoes, and I was like, this will not stand.",1,spont,train train_spont_9048,"Well, can I lodge a complaint? I thought it was all-you-can-eat. We came in because it was you could eat.","Yeah, we can eat more than two more pieces of roast beef, as I think we've proven.",1,spont,train train_spont_9049,"If we see a celebrity, can we please take the head off? We could get cast in something. No offense to you and Celeste.","Curtis, if a celebrity suddenly sees Tron take of his head, don't you think that's going to freak out that celebrity just a little bit?",1,spont,train train_spont_9050,It's freezing in your shadow.,"That's right it is. You should be grateful, because it's hot as hell in this stupid theater.",1,spont,train train_spont_9051,"Killing those kids isn't my idea of what I wanted to do today, but things come up. I haven't even found the baked Lays.",You'd think they would be in plain sight. Did you look behind that fern next to the soda machine?,1,spont,train train_spont_9052,"We gotta get out of here, OK, so we'll both ride on the horse, and we're going on a play date with Sasha at 11:45 tonight. We'll escape during the play date.","OK, I'm going to go pack. I'll be back.",1,spont,train train_spont_9053,"Chuck, did you bring the camera to my office?","Yeah, I've been doing some extra work on the side. You gotta be ready at all times in case something happens.",1,spont,train train_spont_9054,"Alright, first you take off that blazer. Now, honey just extend the coffee to them.","Yeah, we'll trade at the same time. I'm not letting go of the coffee until I have that fabric in my fingers.",1,spont,train train_spont_9055,I'm gonna write you a card. Here it is.,"Let's see. ""We would prefer you to sweep the cards. Including this card you are holding in your hand. Put this in the pile of cards to be swept. Then sweep all cards into the trash can. Yours most sincerely, in the holy name of Jesus, Judy - who is right here.""",1,spont,train train_spont_9056,"Big Willie, what are you doing here?",I'm having a real rough day and I can't take any bad news or I'm going to crack skulls.,1,spont,train train_spont_9057,"We might consider your offer of vacating the hill. First, we have to consult with our fellow hill people.","Oh, sure. Take your time, but not too long. This hill is very dangerous.",1,spont,train train_spont_9058,We want you to do cattle call auditions every morning.,That's right. Every single day. I don't care how much it costs. Get it done.,1,spont,train train_spont_9059,"This club soda, lime juice and cranberry juice is really hitting the spot.","Well, I'm glad you're enjoying all of the drinks. Usually when I have people over, they just request the one drink. But you wanted a variety. so I thought, well, you're my guest. You know, I want this mansion house to be a mansion home.",1,spont,train train_spont_9060,"Yes, like that episode of I Love Lucy where the mayor wear all the different hats.",I love that one. That's my favorite episode.,1,spont,train train_spont_9061,"Mr. Sherman, you have a very nice phone voice.",Thank you very much. I went to phone school.,1,spont,train train_spont_9062,Everyone is buried alone. Doesn't your bible tell you that?,"I didn't mean in the ground, I just meant that no one was at the funeral.",1,spont,train train_spont_9063,Do you want to give us that check and help us reopen the bell house?,You could help restore it to its former glory.,1,spont,train train_spont_9064,Hey what's going on in this club? There's so much fun music here I never heard before.,"Oh yeah, come on in. We're just dancing to that great song ""Mario, Mario.""",1,spont,train train_spont_9065,"Look guys, I just want to belong, OK?","Uh, we just want our stairs back.",1,spont,train train_spont_9066,"If you come to my house, I can sell you a bike.","Okay, I'm just giving you diamonds, and then you're going to sell me a bike? I made you rich. You can't spare a free bike?",1,spont,train train_spont_9067,We want to put it to those Ruskies. Let them know what's for.,I hate the Russians too. We got that in common.,1,spont,train train_spont_9068,She just went through a terrible breakup with her boyfriend.,"Yes, love is so precious. You need to hold onto it with everything you can.",1,spont,train train_spont_9069,I like your park. It's so full of water. Doesn't even seem like much land left at all.,They call it The Puddle.`,1,spont,train train_spont_9070,I need to do a lot of laundry.,"Yeah and it's off-site, so it's kind of a pain.",1,spont,train train_spont_9071,"I had a feeling you were this kind of girl, all like ""hey, only date me."" But just playing a game.","Yeah, I am like that. I'm like, that kind of girl, with feelings and thoughts and vulnerabilities. And, OK, I walk so slow. I walk like a cool, smooth horse.",1,spont,train train_spont_9072,A little tiny slip of fortune cookie paper? I think it's safe to say that one's gone.,You think the yards of stomach lining with all their bile and acid can break down a piece of paper.,1,spont,train train_spont_9073,I want to meet the band Heart.,"That can be arranged, they aren't busy.",1,spont,train train_spont_9074,"Oh, my God. That guy over there said that my dress is terrible.",He loves you. He's asking you to marry him.,1,spont,train train_spont_9075,"Oh shit, I drank too much beer. What is that light?",Was this man abducted by aliens? Or was he just drunk and drove his car into a ditch?,1,spont,train train_spont_9076,"Honey, are you coming, I'm halfway down the jet way.",I'm coming dear! My wife takes a lot of pills.,1,spont,train train_spont_9077,I'm just trying to pay for the disease.,"Well, I've got news for you, mate: you've already got it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9078,"Charlie, you're sniffling. Just blow your nose, please.",Alright. I'm gonna blow it on my sleeve.,1,spont,train train_spont_9079,You could have just said that the school imploded.,It poltergeisted though.There were weird voices happening.,1,spont,train train_spont_9080,"You are certainly intriguing me, Vivian.",Thank you. I'm keeping this glasses-shucker here to listen to us because I like when people watch what I do. It makes me feel important.,1,spont,train train_spont_9081,"Slick, no one at school has ever seen you without your sunglasses.","I know, this is very special, because you're very special.",1,spont,train train_spont_9082,"Give me some of your soot, I need to disguise myself.",Scrape a few inches off of my arms. I have plenty.,1,spont,train train_spont_9083,"Jerry, may I introduce you to the morphemic Twinkie known as Twinkie the Kid?","I'm a horrible scientific accident, but I'm turning lemons into lemonade!",1,spont,train train_spont_9084,"Oh, sure. You're busy talking with other people.","Now, I understand that you probably have some hurt feelings about your father's unavailability, but the life of a contraptionist is a life that does not allow for happy families.",1,spont,train train_spont_9085,"Hey, do you mind if I hang out here with you for a little bit? If you don't mind. It got a little stuffy in the ole' panic room.",We was just about to play Nat King Cole's Nature Boy on the record player.,1,spont,train train_spont_9086,How do you make money if you just stay under blankets?,"I don't know how he does it. He goes around, he's under blankets all the time. I don't even know he's here sometimes. He just gets out and gets in.",1,spont,train train_spont_9087,She's a really good customer.,I can't argue with that. She's known for her tipping all around the world.,1,spont,train train_spont_9088,"Garold, son, did you get some sleep tonight? Wait, why are your fists so bloody all the time.","Oh, I guess I must be biting my nails and my knuckles in my sleep. It's amazing that I can't feel a thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_9089,"Ugh, look at this. Another crummy Christmas in crummy old Freeport, Illinois.","I was told that we were gonna be given free ports when we moved here three years ago, and that has yet to materialize.",1,spont,train train_spont_9090,"How many bags do you need, young lady? What are you trying to do?","Well, if I make a halter top and a tube skirt, so I suppose I need 3 or 4 bags.",1,spont,train train_spont_9091,I have a question. Why are you dressed exactly like me?,"Wait a second, you were here last week, and this is the second time we've dressed the same!",1,spont,train train_spont_9092,Hello. I'm here to collect the rent on the cabin.,"Oh, Mr. Bobbles. Please, here's an envelope with the money. We're in the middle of something. Can't you see this young man is on his knee?",1,spont,train train_spont_9093,"Look at this, this is exciting. We finally made it. It's just like the postcard.","Honey, thank you so much. A childhood dream is being realized, not just marrying you but getting to honeymoon here as well.",1,spont,train train_spont_9094,That was hot.,I'm smoking a cigarette on stilts.,1,spont,train train_spont_9095,I'm trying to get you to see the seams beneath the stitches. ,"Thank god we have you to teach us about the deep stuff, I thought seams were just where two sides came together!",1,spont,train train_spont_9096,"Yeah, hi. Hi, son. Yes, I'm sorry, the aquarium is closed.",My mom left me in the octopus tank.,1,spont,train train_spont_9097,"Trish, what have you been up to since high school?","I've just been doing the usual, like close up magic.",1,spont,train train_spont_9098,I've come from 15 days in the future.,It's not that far. That's less than a month.,1,spont,train train_spont_9099,My hand is really shaped like this. It's a huge keratin deposit like a horn or a hoof. ,That's amazing. Is it magical in any way?,1,spont,train train_spont_9100,The show was called Eating Shit.,"I remember that show. It didn't make it to syndication, but it was still pretty good.",1,spont,train train_spont_9101,I'm a sociopath. I'm a highly functioning sociopath.,I guess that's why you wanted to invest in a civil war reenactment company.,1,spont,train train_spont_9102,"All right, well, you've been somewhat helpful. Please accept, as a gift, this calendar","Wow, with all the sexy police detectives.",1,spont,train train_spont_9103,"Well, now you're going to be taking over the business.",We're so proud of you.,1,spont,train train_spont_9104,"Yeah, I worked that concert. Yep, I kept people safe. You're welcome.","Oh yeah, I remember nothing happening. Like nothing negative, I mean.",1,spont,train train_spont_9105,I thought you were just going to rip the tickets.,"In London, rip means rip, but here in America it means to cut with scissors.",1,spont,train train_spont_9106,"No, my, both thimbles got holes in them, so the the finger doesn't get too sweaty.","Yeah, you gotta have your finger breathe when you're using the thimble.",1,spont,train train_spont_9107,"You're so lucky! Every time we play one of these card games with an announcer, you always win something.","What can I say? I'm a winner, and you're a loser.",1,spont,train train_spont_9108,"Wait, we're almost out of bones.","Don't worry, my children, I'll provide you with plenty more bones. You're all my little darlings going around hitting people with bones.",1,spont,train train_spont_9109,"Hopper, come on. Stop making fun of the customers.","Come on, you built this thing so that we can look at people and laugh at them. She looks dumb.",1,spont,train train_spont_9110,"Well, touching tongues is your business. I can see already that they're identical.","Kissing cousins, that is a part of the LaCroix family for eons. We are truly of the same blood.",1,spont,train train_spont_9111,"Hey meteor, attack the libs, specifically the libs! Save us!",I'll think about it. I'll definitely think about it. You have 24 hours.,1,spont,train train_spont_9112,"Hi, Elizabeth, I'm Karen. I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself when I first came in. Are you here for murder or sneezing?",It was murder by sneezing.,1,spont,train train_spont_9113,"You think people liked me? I guess I just felt like after I was in one movie, The Net, and then never a movie ever again, people didn't like me.",You know what I think it is? I think people confuse you with Fisher Stevens.,1,spont,train train_spont_9114,"Is this the kind of container where, maybe, you could have a small battalion kept inside something like this?","Yeah, yeah. People maybe would bring over shoes from China or, you know, smuggle people.",1,spont,train train_spont_9115,"Governor Christie, what's the humidity today at the beach?",It's really humid. I feel like my teeth are falling out.,1,spont,train train_spont_9116,"What I mean is, it will be longer than a chapter.","Yeah, it's like a chapter in a book you're reading and you're waiting for the chapter break and it never seems to come.",1,spont,train train_spont_9117,"Whoa, you guys. Did anyone notice how thin Ricky has gotten? You lost so much weight, you're like floating.",Because your body starts to decompose pretty much from the moment of death. I was burned.,1,spont,train train_spont_9118,Would you guys mind? I'm kind of thirsty. I was sitting all night over the vent and I got kind of parched.,"Ah, yes, the human need for hydration. We'll go fetch you some water together, from the store.",1,spont,train train_spont_9119,"Speaking for myself, I know that I didn't murder those people.",I also did not murder those people. I've had my hands very full and busy for the last 44 years.,1,spont,train train_spont_9120,I think he was trying to do Carl Sandburg.?,The poet and Lincoln biographer?,1,spont,train train_spont_9121,We're not allowed to use the websites.,"I've been doing do many bad thing, I know.",1,spont,train train_spont_9122,The first thing I did in my contraption was to build an artificial intelligence into it so it could ask me questions and also give me answers to my questions about how to get up into space such.,But it's referring to you as its father.,1,spont,train train_spont_9123,You can't just walk away from this tribune.,"I know, but I have 14 tables in my section.",1,spont,train train_spont_9124,Everyone get out while you can. His deep voice is making the fence crumble.,"Oh, no! Not the fence! We just had that put in.",1,spont,train train_spont_9125,Do you hear crying?,"It sounded like a wailing sound, like a whine cry.",1,spont,train train_spont_9126,"Oh, is this a party? Is there a party happening over here?",Of sorts. Sort of a medical party I suppose.,1,spont,train train_spont_9127,"So, are you interested in the bowl bowls?",I am very interested in the bowl bowls. I'm also interested in the bowl bowls maker.,1,spont,train train_spont_9128,"You just spin the fidget spinner and, I guess, stop fidgeting.",You're right. I have been tugging at the hem of my peasant blouse for quite some time.,1,spont,train train_spont_9129,Do yo have to turn a key to get to the 13th floor or is just not on the menu of the elevator choices. Is that what they call it?,"Yeah, you get into the elevator and you're like hmm, I'll have one 14th floor, please.",1,spont,train train_spont_9130,We're saying repel as opposed to rapel. Do you feel like there's too many words?,"Well, I got high this morning. Maybe that's what is confusing me.",1,spont,train train_spont_9131,"You know, Jimmy. There's something about this date that I think is magical.",What a good joke. That might be the first joke that I've laughed at.,1,spont,train train_spont_9132,"I can't do it Neil, I'm not ready.","That's not like you at all, Getty.",1,spont,train train_spont_9133,"I can't believe you tracked me down here, Javert.","Well, I did. No one's above the law. And you, saying I just can't shoot people. You know I'm a police person, right? It's kind of our thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_9134,Is this a vision or is this just I'm the only person left to do all these things?,"Oh, no, no. Spirits have chosen you to rise up the pyramid. You, and only you - the chosen wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_9135,"Hey, Felicity, look at that guy on the wall.","It's a nice picture. I'd like to marry a man just like him with a receding hairline, beady eyes and a tie that's not tied correctly.",1,spont,train train_spont_9136,"OK, I think I understand. But I wasn't on planning on killing anyone.","Oh, but you were marching towards us in such a menacing fashion, I just assumed.",1,spont,train train_spont_9137,So I'm sorry to say that your condition is very severe.,"I know it is, I think I've only got a little time left Doc.",1,spont,train train_spont_9138,I love Karen.,Karen's the best. It's true. I'm happy to married to her.,1,spont,train train_spont_9139,I'm sorry you had to see that Mindy. It's kind of an open secret around here that they have a thing going on.,"You know what, if I were that horse, I'd sleep with Mary Sue too.",1,spont,train train_spont_9140,"I remember that case. Very controversial ruling. He scatted. Walked away scot-free. You think the would have thrown out the case after the judge said ""Sold!"" instead of ""Not Guilty.",Sometimes I think you just get a small hammer and you lose all your reason.,1,spont,train train_spont_9141,I power walked here from aisle four. Where have you moved the pantyhose.,"To an end cap. It looks better that way, it draws the eye.",1,spont,train train_spont_9142,"Who summons me from the great beyond? Oh look, there's another ghost.","Sorry, this is a restricted area. You gotta have your name on the list. Name please?",1,spont,train train_spont_9143,The Mayor has been working really hard.,At the beach? Is he working really hard at the beach?,1,spont,train train_spont_9144,I'm just gonna cut the crap. I love you. I understand you've been married for some while now.,Too long. He doesn't know my name anymore.,1,spont,train train_spont_9145,"Oh my gosh, you guys, it's Jason Biggs. He's here.","You guys, calm down. I'm dating him.",1,spont,train train_spont_9146,Idiots. We're gonna fuck with those guy's food.,We can put any kind of shit in there we want. They didn't even ask what's in the dish.,1,spont,train train_spont_9147,So what if we grind up the pill and put it in alcohol?,And then go to bed and smoke. Maybe we will die this way.,1,spont,train train_spont_9148,"Well, it must have been a plan to infiltrate the ship to get a sense of the layout.?",Maybe they want to steal the hand towels.,1,spont,train train_spont_9149,Thank goodness it's a long cartoon that your dad and JD are watching. Let's leave. ,OK. Let's leave. I'm keeping the gloves though.,1,spont,train train_spont_9150,"Rudy, if you have any insight into who the killer might be, we would also take that.",I have some theories.,1,spont,train train_spont_9151,"It gets a little foggy. We went to Panera and you told me about your problem with Christy. Well, when was our first date?","Uh, oh. I'm sensing a 10-14. I need some backup out here please.",1,spont,train train_spont_9152,"I have the perfect plan. When the person comes to test us, we will punch them in the face.",That is actually a better plan than the one where we swap urine.,1,spont,train train_spont_9153,I've always said you're like a smooth horse.,"And you're like a a purebred. I mean that in a good way, of course. Everybody loves being called a horse. I mean that you're a sleek stallion of a human being.",1,spont,train train_spont_9154,I gotta step away from this slot machine.,I thought you were on a roll. The machine kept making dinging sounds.,1,spont,train train_spont_9155,"We have confirmed that we will allow late play ""sesh.""",So I'll be back later. I'll bring my horse over and then we can all just have like a late play sesh.,1,spont,train train_spont_9156,Are you going to use your in flight magazine?,"Not right now. You're welcome to have it, but someone already filled out the Sodoku in it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9157,"You're telling me that's why you need the $10 Million? Tank and Griff and I have been going to that stadium, since we were little kids.",I've been a Fire Dragons fan my entire life. That's basically where I went to elementary school.,1,spont,train train_spont_9158,"So, Governor. What do you think? How was the ramen?","We're opening a booth right here at the fair. Every single year, people are going to have crushed up ramen in a paper bag.",1,spont,train train_spont_9159,This Shannon person. I think there's something wrong with her. She's a little off.,"Yeah, I mean, she asked if we were in the podcast that we were about to listen to.",1,spont,train train_spont_9160,This has turned from a makeover ambush into just an ambush.,"Just to be clear, the makeover part was never going to happen. It's just an ambush.",1,spont,train train_spont_9161,These are my drawings. I put them up my leg.,That's a rolled up canvas. I thought it was a snake you runned over in a car.,1,spont,train train_spont_9162,"Oh, so you're all alone, huh?","Yes, you asked me before if I was single and I'm still single.",1,spont,train train_spont_9163,"We thought oven mitts was code for paddle. When we got the oven mitts and they were soft, there was no point to us keeping them.","Yes, we wanted to spank the shit out of each other.",1,spont,train train_spont_9164,"Geum, you can stay, but you're going to learn how to do hair. For real. 'Cause this is the only beauty salon in this town.",I've been giving y'all terrible haircuts for ten years.,1,spont,train train_spont_9165,You're the fanciest Muslim woman I've ever met.,"Thank you, it never hears to hear it. I've been waiting for that compliment for a long time.",1,spont,train train_spont_9166,"Mary, you've been touching up my make up for hours now with just regular old makeup. I just look like a guy.",I studied a new technique. I get a magazine called makeup magic and we're experimenting with layers. That script will be here any second.,1,spont,train train_spont_9167,I can't remember the last time I had this much fun. It might have been the time my dog came back to life.,You told me about that. That was an exciting time.,1,spont,train train_spont_9168,If you aren't careful a marmalade will sneak into the bunch.,"Um, that's probably another one of those phrases to stay away from.",1,spont,train train_spont_9169,"Now, you promised me this honeymoon was going to be something special, Mario.?","Oh, absolutely. We can detour the boats to go around the storms, but it's going to take longer to get to, uh, Venice.",1,spont,train train_spont_9170,"Did you hear a trumpet, by chance?","Yes, I was immediately transported to New Orleans.",1,spont,train train_spont_9171,This seems to me like the only way for you and me to get away from Jeff over here.,OK. Let's get in the time machine and go.,1,spont,train train_spont_9172,"I actually have a crazy request. It would be so much easier. Do you mind if we get in. We don't know you. You don't know us. That normally doesn't happen. We're strangers, technically.","Yeah, you could ride. I mean, it's a coupe, some somebody's gonna have to get in the back.",1,spont,train train_spont_9173,Look at that giant over there. How did he even get in here?,He must have ducked at the very least.,1,spont,train train_spont_9174,"You know what, Beverly? There's actually IKEAs in Alabama. So, any time I want a little bit of Narnia, I can just go look at some chairs.","OK. Well, I would argue that IKEA is the best thing about Narnia. So, that's really good news if I can go to IKEA and see you through the wardrobe and you can go to an IKEA in Alabama and wave to me through a chair, we can stay friends..",1,spont,train train_spont_9175,"Emily was a dumb girl that stepped into that wrestling ring with her own two feet, knowing what she was up against.","Yeah, she thought that granola was going to save her life.",1,spont,train train_spont_9176,I look sinister? I get that a lot.,It doesn't help that you're just peaking out from behind a door. What's back there?,1,spont,train train_spont_9177,"Here they are. I got the girls, they were voting on if they should come out of the van, so this sped up the process.",Are they getting in line in front of us too? That's not fair.,1,spont,train train_spont_9178,You know who's sick? Me. I've been hovering over this trash can all day.,There's blood in there.,1,spont,train train_spont_9179,"Thank you, Mr. Sulu.",I'm always here for you and I'll be on Facebook if you need me.,1,spont,train train_spont_9180,We gotta get a birthday cake.,The security guards I tied up had a Twinkee in their pocket. ,1,spont,train train_spont_9181,I'm going to travel the world with the monkey paw that killed my wife.,"Oh, so I guess you've made peace with it. Don't lead with that when you meet people though.",1,spont,train train_spont_9182,You have to be more forceful.,If I'm any more forceful you will die today.,1,spont,train train_spont_9183,Take a look over there to the left.,"Wow, that blender is avocado colored. I've never even seen a real avocado.",1,spont,train train_spont_9184,This is why I never got married in the first place,"You know something? You said ""Gaya marry me"" and I was like ""God, you know this ain't gonna work"". You were like ""Gaya, I love you, you're mother earth"" and I was like ""God, you God, let's do this"".",1,spont,train train_spont_9185,"Oh my gosh, Santa? And you're black?","I am black, the white Santa was created by Hallmark and Coca-Cola.",1,spont,train train_spont_9186,"What's your name, sir? Why are you walking around in the woods?",My name is Kevaregi. I was named after a classical composer.,1,spont,train train_spont_9187,"Man, this guy. It must be your first time at the boy's store.","Well, yeah. My dad's selling me off.",1,spont,train train_spont_9188,"I was born not too far from here, in Palm Springs.",Did being born in Palm Springs make you gay?,1,spont,train train_spont_9189,"Hawaii, this is brown plane approaching for a landing. How are you guys today?","Well, we've been better. The entire air traffic control tower is filling with water at a rapid pace.",1,spont,train train_spont_9190,"I mean, before anyone got this job, did you think that mail came to life after the post office closed?","Well, I suspected. Yeah, we all thought for sure.",1,spont,train train_spont_9191,"Catarina, these four people is a rush. We're having a rush right now.",I feel like this is very good for us. Maybe we won't have to go out of business after all.,1,spont,train train_spont_9192,"Otherwise, there will be so many repeat birthdays.","Right, and she's never going to grow.",1,spont,train train_spont_9193,I'm sorry if it's a little damp. I have this problem with my runny nose.,"That's okay. I have these dry, old Stridex pads that are all dried and they'll make the perfect little absorption things for your snout.",1,spont,train train_spont_9194,I'm an angel from heaven.,"Wow, you're like a big ball of light. You're so luminous.",1,spont,train train_spont_9195,You know what I think it is? I think it's that the World's Fair is coming to town next door.,"Oh, I heard that they're hiring.",1,spont,train train_spont_9196,"Trina, please help me. I have one sneaker on and one shoe on.","Give it here. Whichever, just give me the foot.",1,spont,train train_spont_9197,"Oh, look at little Tyler. Are you ready for your first grown-up haircut?",I can't believe I'm finally getting my haircut by someone who is from another country.,1,spont,train train_spont_9198,I guess I could open a therapy office. As long as I don't say I'm licensed it should be OK.,"It could even be outdoors somewhere, communing with nature.",1,spont,train train_spont_9199,"It's time kid, go to the future. Go through the cloud.","Here, take this Canadian healthcare and some poutine.",1,spont,train train_spont_9200,"He's 13 years old, but he looks like he's 18 years old.","I just feel like teaching him to break into houses crosses the line, though.",1,spont,train train_spont_9201,We're done building the contraption.,That went quicker than I would've guessed.,1,spont,train train_spont_9202,I thought you shaved your beard off. I wasn't sure if I seen you there or not.,"Well, my daughter goes there, so I like to donate my time.",1,spont,train train_spont_9203,"I've had my dog for fifteen years, man. He's getting up there.","Wow, and you got him when he was eight, too. He's getting really up there.",1,spont,train train_spont_9204,I feel bad because I wore my nameplate necklace to rub it in that you'll never have one.,It's OK. We're past that now.,1,spont,train train_spont_9205,Can I take a look at the murder weapon again?,"Sure, here is the ax. It's covered in blood and brain matter.",1,spont,train train_spont_9206,"Why hasn't anyone ever asked me to jump in bodies. I feel like I'm a neglected part of the staff just because I work on the cameras, I don't ever get to jump in bodies.","Chuck, that's more of an Executive Producer kind of position. I would expect you to know that, Chuck.",1,spont,train train_spont_9207,"Vivian, do you know this doctor?",He's my physician. Dr. Pearson.,1,spont,train train_spont_9208,I'm only six. I was born with you dying.,"I was almost dying when I was breastfeeding you, it's true.",1,spont,train train_spont_9209,"When I got here this morning, I was wondering if that thumb tack had moved.",It's like someone used it to pin up a pile of peppers.,1,spont,train train_spont_9210,"Mr Chanderson, I don't know. He kind of, like, hypnotized me.","He pulled the old double talk on you, didn't he?",1,spont,train train_spont_9211,"Excuse me, do any of you have a cigarette? Don't look at me so weird, I'm a safe deposit box. I'm just looking for a cigarette.","Yeah, yeah. Here you go, sorry. It's just I've never seen a safe deposit box look so confidently sexy as it walked into a room.",1,spont,train train_spont_9212,I love you and I love you. And you.,"Everyone at the state fair, except me. I had it coming.",1,spont,train train_spont_9213,"Honey, you love the way I cook.",You're right. I love everything about you.,1,spont,train train_spont_9214,"Momma, I just want to sing.","Matthew, here let me help you down from your horse. Put on your little sneakers.",1,spont,train train_spont_9215,"Fifty whole dollars, burning a hole in my pocket.","Now, stop saying that nonsense and get in the car. We're going to the mall.",1,spont,train train_spont_9216,"That was a pretty good one. I guess we still have some things in common, like our sense of humor.",You're turning me on talking like that. Let's go make love in those bushes over there.,1,spont,train train_spont_9217,Well go up there and check.,I just can't keep going up there. I feel like they think that I'm accusing them of not doing a good job. But the sign says half an hour.,1,spont,train train_spont_9218,"Hello! This is the Police, Keviregio, Rook and some soup!","Hold on, let me get my bra on! That will give us ten minutes.",1,spont,train train_spont_9219,You started your day with TV? What a waste of time.,"I know. I never do that. I skipped coffee, breakfast and stretching.",1,spont,train train_spont_9220,You know what? For a second there I thought we were going to fall in love.,But then you clearly established you had a wife. ,1,spont,train train_spont_9221,"Josiah, do you not agree with what I just said? The way you repeated it makes me think you don't agree.",I do agree. It took me a second to say it again out loud to realize that sweat can glow like a star.,1,spont,train train_spont_9222,"Sometimes I show the nudes to the birds, dogs and fish and they give me validation.","So, that's why our pets are doing all this. You've conditioned them to look admirably upon these things.",1,spont,train train_spont_9223,"Yes, it's just to help you out. It's like checking in online for a flight.","Yeah, exactly. You just do it ahead of time. It makes your life so much easier.",1,spont,train train_spont_9224,"Sir, the seatbelt light would suggest that seatbelts are not a myth.","So, the light is just so people aren't running around all the time. So that they're not in the flight attendants' way.",1,spont,train train_spont_9225,The sun feels so good on my eye craters.,Wait until you hear what your eye craters can't see above us. It's an airshow!,1,spont,train train_spont_9226,"Tim, where'd you go? You drifted off for awhile.",I was thinking about a lot of things. I gotta get out of here. Reno's not a good place to be.,1,spont,train train_spont_9227,"Here's the thing. We walked into a room. He was sitting in a chair with a noose around his neck, just holding it in the air. I assumed he hanged himself because of the pain of the bullet.",I did too. Why would you have a rope if you didn't hang yourself?,1,spont,train train_spont_9228,"What's the deal here, Targin? You move in and you get spaghetti sauce in your hands. Now you're a big man?","I hate to break it to you, but I killed a guy just now.",1,spont,train train_spont_9229,I am sensing both of you do not like me anymore.,I just came in to get a baguette and you're been making me wait while you sing.,1,spont,train train_spont_9230,"Bracha, do you think that you can you can watch Earl Yote for a day. I have to go find my baby.",What if I add this to the kitty? These two animals are now trained to sniff out anything you put in front of them.,1,spont,train train_spont_9231,I'm intrigued. How does the piano speak to the dead?,Musically. I play the piano and dead people speak through the piano and back to the world.,1,spont,train train_spont_9232,"Right away, I see that these two are more sassy surgeons. I like sassy.",We also will make up a song about your life.,1,spont,train train_spont_9233,I choose for you to be the Holy Ghost because that's always sounded the cutest and weirdest and the most like D &D.,You have chosen wisely.,1,spont,train train_spont_9234,She's my cousin!,"Yeah, I know. And I thought we were going to end up together. She said this is the way it was supposed to be. I thought she was talking about me and her, not her and the car.",1,spont,train train_spont_9235,I used to own a business in Eudora with JoAnn.,"The business is still hot, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_9236,"As far as random people I could have gotten a ride with, I think I did pretty good with you.",Come on in. Would you like some lemonade?,1,spont,train train_spont_9237,You still have Amile. Do you still have Last Action Hero?,I kept both of those movies and I despise them.,1,spont,train train_spont_9238,"Yeah. I mean, I guess it's kind of weird, but i'm just having such a hard time figuring out who I am. You know, I guess I'm not really a kid anymore, but I'm still not really a grown up.","Like, not a girl, but not yet a woman.",1,spont,train train_spont_9239,I'm wondering why Roger is even here. You were fired last week.,"Yeah, well, they can take my job, but they can't take my spirit.",1,spont,train train_spont_9240,Remember that YouTube video where that guy sat on his car and he taught his kid how to be respectful and the kid just cried a lot? That's my dad.,That's right. They ain't even credit me on that video. And that's what I'm talking about. No more disrespect.,1,spont,train train_spont_9241,"Mr. Carl Simmons, let me ask you a question. What do you regard as an optimal temperature for a cold storage facility for a bunch of dead chicken??",I'd say in the 50s. For human skin to survive you need 52 to 57.,1,spont,train train_spont_9242,"Laront, look it says Linda Blackman. That hasn't been on our wall before.",You're right. It's right down to the original 1800 cement.,1,spont,train train_spont_9243,Now you see why I can't open the door.,It all makes sense. Your a corn ghost.,1,spont,train train_spont_9244,"Jim, lets not point those fingers because there's three pointing back at you and then a thumb going sideways to the Chinese restaurant next door.",I keep my thumb tucked in when I point. But yeah I guess you have a point with the other three.,1,spont,train train_spont_9245,"Senor Crocodear, do you like the little knife we gave to you??","Ah, well, Luigi, it's very nice, however, uh, I really asked that you stay below deck, as you know, because your appearance disturbs Pussibly.",1,spont,train train_spont_9246,"I'm going to Cincinnati, as well.","Yeah, we're at the same gate. So, I kind of figured.",1,spont,train train_spont_9247,My dog had that arthritis and it was sad. He bummed me out to look at him.,You're still as charming and as funny as you ever were.,1,spont,train train_spont_9248,"Ma'am, I don't know if you need to explain it to us. We're all veterans of the hayride circuit.","Yeah, we're on a message board.",1,spont,train train_spont_9249,My real mom is fifteen!,"Buddy, you got to not yell that in public places, okay? It makes people feel very uncomfortable.",1,spont,train train_spont_9250,"If I may, Mr. Smith, you look different in person.","Well, I'm shorter now. You know, age causes you to shrink.",1,spont,train train_spont_9251,"Yeah, but they are pretty nice. I mean, they gave me this horse, he brought me this bucket.",And we're back with the water you requested.,1,spont,train train_spont_9252,My name is Hank Thompson. Allow me to give you my business card.,"Oh, thank you. I like the feel of it. Is this made out of paper?",1,spont,train train_spont_9253,You've been able to sniff out the perps all day.,What can I say? It's from my time on the beat.,1,spont,train train_spont_9254,"Well, there you have it. As the opponents go to their neutral dance corners, we are ready to begin. Here to sing the national anthem is an eight year old child from a school.","Thank you so much, sir. It's a pleasure to be here, and let me just say there's no one I have a crush on. No one, and if I did, I would tell you. So, everybody just be cool.",1,spont,train train_spont_9255,You can just put the money in the jar over there. We pool them together and then divvy them up at the end of the day.,"I get it, but you made me the angriest. So, I want it to go to you.",1,spont,train train_spont_9256,"Oh my god, this place is too haunted. We haven't even used the Ouija board yet.","I'm pretty open, so spirits find me.",1,spont,train train_spont_9257,Do you mind if I give your goat a name?,"That's fine. Just whisper it to the goat, so I don't have to hear it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9258,"I was told that we were gonna be given free ports when we moved here to Freeport three years ago, and that has yet to materialize.","I have to ask you a question, and I understand that we're both just waiting here in this waiting room, waiting for whatever it is were waiting for, but you seriously thought you were going to get a port for free? What kind of port were you thinking about? Like a port where boats would go, or like a USB port?",1,spont,train train_spont_9259,"Listen, Tim. I think for our bookstore, we gotta go to a different policy on selling books. It's gotta be like a pay-as-you go kinda thing. Ask them how much money they have and we'll go from there.","Oh, so we're not putting the price on the book anymore. We feel them out now.",1,spont,train train_spont_9260,"You guys, there's something rolling in. The clouds are dark and they're coming towards us.","I think that's a monsoon, you guys.",1,spont,train train_spont_9261,"My Mom didn't give me permission to get shot, so I don't know if I can.","Well, I guess we'll need to have a meting with her later.",1,spont,train train_spont_9262,You seamlessly weaved the tales of time together,"Yes, and for seeming strangers on a small island. You've solved everything.",1,spont,train train_spont_9263,"What is with women, right? Everything they do is a problem. The only one I ever liked was Missfizzial.",That was an angel. Angels don't have sexualities.,1,spont,train train_spont_9264,I've been to New Orleans. I brought you back on my back. ,"Yes, so you feel like in the time you were there, you picked up a creole accent?",1,spont,train train_spont_9265,We never really talked about how you shrunk us.,I think it was the feather boa.,1,spont,train train_spont_9266,I found your writing pad and I rolled it up like a scroll and I put it in the register.,"Could you please open the register, sir? This is of vital importance.",1,spont,train train_spont_9267,"Well, we're doing a special, I think. Aren't we Gerald?","If you say so, Your majesty. Of course you may give anyone you want a special.",1,spont,train train_spont_9268,There was a moment there where I though she was inside a sandwich.,"If she could be inside a sandwich, she would be. She was always the favored one.",1,spont,train train_spont_9269,I thought the story was about a real shark?,"It wasn't a live shark, it was a mechanical shark. So technically it was real, but also fake.",1,spont,train train_spont_9270,"Hey little boy, you looking for work? It's 1922. There's nothing illegal about you having a full time job.",That's right. I'm real good at guessing people's heights as long as they're standing in front of a numbered background.,1,spont,train train_spont_9271,Hi guys. Hi boys. My name's Jennifer. There's so many of you.,My name is James and I'm not for sale like the other boys. I just clean here.,1,spont,train train_spont_9272,Someone's knocking at the door. Come in Mr. Tummy.,You know I can't open the door.,1,spont,train train_spont_9273,"Hello, you miserable worm. Listen, humor me with this. Remember when I passed that law saying everyone has to be everything all the time?","I remember, sir. All those people died.",1,spont,train train_spont_9274,My guess is that they're just gonna have to burn this place down after the wreckage we caused.,I don't blame them. And they should salt the earth that nothing more may grow here.,1,spont,train train_spont_9275,I feel as if I haven't really given you the change to really explain what it is that's wrong with you.,Here's the long and the short. I am heartbroken. My girlfriend has left me.,1,spont,train train_spont_9276,We may have to send you to Hawaii to get that removed.,"Yes, the best surgeons in Hawaii are adept at removing snacks from various orifices.",1,spont,train train_spont_9277,Let's just leave the baby outside. Tonight's for us to enjoy.,"Oh, honey, you're such a romantic.",1,spont,train train_spont_9278,"Gayle, you're doing a great job as forewoman..","Thanks. I thought I wanted this, but it's a lot more responsibility then I feel like I can handle.",1,spont,train train_spont_9279,You don't even care about me.,Of course I don't care about you. We're two complete strangers in the middle of a garden.,1,spont,train train_spont_9280,She's vomiting up those quarters like a slot machine.,They're hitting the ground like bullets. It's real projectile stuff.,1,spont,train train_spont_9281,Is it every puppet and doll that's always been alive? Or is it just the dolls in this museum?,It's just the dolls in this museum because there's certain tears on them after midnight.,1,spont,train train_spont_9282,I just want to say that Brenda and I really worked on a present for you.,We put a lot of time and effort and energy into it. It's a picture collage of your children from when they were born all the way through now.,1,spont,train train_spont_9283,"This wasted our time. When you think about it, a phone said he could help move boxes, but it's a phone! We got duped all along.","OK, he didn't do it on purpose. I'm sure. Right, Nooky?",1,spont,train train_spont_9284,"Well, there's like a fellowship that happens out here in the parking lot. We're like a community, you know?","Yeah, it's Manny's turn to give testimony.",1,spont,train train_spont_9285,Five dollars and I'll guess your weight.,"Yeah, sure. I want you to guess my weight. Can you break a 20?",1,spont,train train_spont_9286,Ding ding ding. Those meatballs are ready.,I'll say they are. Let's make a human child.,1,spont,train train_spont_9287,"I'm Latricia. I'm your envoy. Please, this way.",OK. I'm a rookie with a veteran's voice.,1,spont,train train_spont_9288,I don't need someone to check on me! This is so difficult!,"If you think it's hard for you imagine being me for just one split second. News flash, I have it worse.",1,spont,train train_spont_9289,"Oh my god, Ralph's been transformed into a cat.","Now, what would a cat be doing in purgatory? Is this some kind of test?",1,spont,train train_spont_9290,"Alright, I'm going to go find a boy. I will be back in three hours.","OK, darling. It's just me and a couple of blenders. And a dress, I hope.",1,spont,train train_spont_9291,I think we can kill two birds with one stone here.,"Literally, kill them. We have to murder Cheryl and the snake.",1,spont,train train_spont_9292,"Girls, would you like to use our special bathroom? It's for employees only. I can take you in the back.",That will make my day better.,1,spont,train train_spont_9293,That's terrible that you got bit on your face. I guess that's why your face looks like that.,"People think it's weird that he has that bull ring above on the top of his nose, but the snake pierced his nose, so you might as well take advantage of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9294,"As your therapist, I would suggest taking your daughter someplace fun.",Someplace fun? You mean like a pencil factory?,1,spont,train train_spont_9295,You need so much help and I got swindled by this charming salesperson who lied to me. You've never lied to me.,"I never have. Because I can't remember to do so. I'm a charming guy, I guess.",1,spont,train train_spont_9296,"You gained a little marriage weight, did ya? Getting married to be all happy, while others are sad, living alone.",We like to cook together. It strengthens our relationship.,1,spont,train train_spont_9297,Excuse me. Vlad? We can't have you using the break room computer for personal emails.,I told him not to be in here using that computer.,1,spont,train train_spont_9298,"Please excuse your language. You could be heard by God and have to go down the hole, down to hell. If God hears but just one swear you know that the whole Earth could open and you could fall from space.","Well, I wouldn't scream the whole time. Like, clearly, if you're falling through infinite holes after 10 seconds, you're probably kind of going to go, ""Oh, what's going on here."" ",1,spont,train train_spont_9299,I drive by tent cities that are kind of clubs of unemployed people.,"OK, don't put us in with those people's realms. We're only pretty poor. We all have bad homes.",1,spont,train train_spont_9300,I guess we'll teach you. What could we possibly lose other than possibly suffer some true violence from Big Red and/or Big Willie?,"That's true. The did threaten to ""process us"" and I don't know what that means.",1,spont,train train_spont_9301,Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of kids who get stranded on an island and then they start killing each other and exploring their bodies and such.,They go so nuts from exploring their bodies and it turns to murder.,1,spont,train train_spont_9302,What an interesting pair we've got here. We got a real tall drink of water. We got a lady that's hunched over.,"Charlie, we never seen anything like this before. It's nice.",1,spont,train train_spont_9303,"Meredith, I love you. I'm a good person, and I want to be with you. Sorry, but my wife is watching this, I'm sorry.","OK, let me just think about this, I have a husband - Jonathan. I don't know if I can leave him. I mean, we've been through everything.",1,spont,train train_spont_9304,What are you working on that's more important than the St. Olaf burner?,"Well, you know Georgina? It turns out somebody's been opening her bakery door at night.",1,spont,train train_spont_9305,So a match of cricket can last for days?,"Oh, my god, it could last for weeks and months. The first cricket game is still happening.",1,spont,train train_spont_9306,I like how you proudly display your scars. I think it's sexy.,Thanks. I was attacked by a bear.,1,spont,train train_spont_9307,"Well, one day - hopefully - you'll be a proper man. You'll be in charge of people, maybe run a large chain of jewelry stores.",You mean like daddy did?,1,spont,train train_spont_9308,"I am doing lawn edging to demonstrate my great skill at lawn edging period, end of sentence.",It has nothing to do with me and my lawn then?,1,spont,train train_spont_9309,Their business model is very strange. They quickly shoo you away and say you look good.,It's very strange. I wonder how that started.,1,spont,train train_spont_9310,"If you're here and you're going to take one of us, I think it should be me. I mean, I've lived a long life and, fuck it.","I'm afraid it's not up to me, dear. I don't get to decide.",1,spont,train train_spont_9311,I'd like to sample that ashy gray peanut brother over there.,I heard a tale that there's humans inside of them.,1,spont,train train_spont_9312,Girls. I'm a ghost.,Did daddy-master murder you back at that Blockbuster?,1,spont,train train_spont_9313,Hi Ritchie. You're short.,"Thanks, so are my pants.",1,spont,train train_spont_9314,Why is there a black wreath on the door? Did someone die in this room?,"Yes. It was this guy last week. He was checked in for a convention and he had a heart attack. He didn't eat well, he had tons and tons of fat. It was just a normal guy. It wasn't like a horrific death or anything.",1,spont,train train_spont_9315,The story of Putio is a little magical guy who has a gigantic knife.,"Oh, my God! It's three times the size of him.",1,spont,train train_spont_9316,Ya'll just gonna keep chomping on that hay all day or are we gonna get ready for a show?,"Sorry, Kelly Sue. Kelly Sue is the star of the show. Everyone knows her.",1,spont,train train_spont_9317,Having you young people live in the same sort of apartment courtyard as me has really just changed my life.,"It's like Melrose Place, but not on Melrose.",1,spont,train train_spont_9318,I almost couldn't pay my rent last month and you're a fairy that can grant dreams?,"Yeah, but let's dream bigger than your rent, Roger.",1,spont,train train_spont_9319,"Robert, you folded up the map and put it in your wallet?",It's a very large wallet.,1,spont,train train_spont_9320,There's like one of those cars here with the casket in the back. What happened to that guy?,"You know what? I thought that was a hot tub, but yeah, it's a coffin.",1,spont,train train_spont_9321,"I'm a humble blimpsman right now, but I wouldn't mind elevating my status.","Oh, you gotta be a guard, bro. You get to go anywhere the King goes and just reap those benefits.",1,spont,train train_spont_9322,"I've always wanted to be in show business. So, this could be a real stepping stone for me to take a risk and brave actress.","Yep, you gotta be in it to win it. You won't get anywhere if you don't try.",1,spont,train train_spont_9323,"Mr. Crimp, I'd like a raise. Even just 15% would help.",You got it. I'll give you 15%. Don't spend it all in one place.,1,spont,train train_spont_9324,When I was a prostitute I just ran around the room in circles.,"OK, that's a relief. Unless that's a euphemism.",1,spont,train train_spont_9325,"Well, you're being so open to it now. I kind of wish I would have just asked you to do that instead of using a magical wish.","Well, that's a load off, because I don't know how I was going to make that happen supernaturally.",1,spont,train train_spont_9326,That's terrible that you got bit on your face. I guess that's why your face looks like that.,"Yep, I always think that I look like me, but I realize it's just a series of skin clouds all over.",1,spont,train train_spont_9327,"I'll put all my money on the horses again, that's for sure.",That's super-effective. Guaranteed to work.,1,spont,train train_spont_9328,"I don't have a ranch the size of yours, Getty Lee.","In Toronto, this is sort of a marginal complaint. These are all big properties, OK? You've all got beautiful mansions.",1,spont,train train_spont_9329,How long ago was that?,It was about three days ago.,1,spont,train train_spont_9330,They're both dead at the same time. Who's going to resurrect who?,I guess they're gone for good now. I guess we run the nut house now.,1,spont,train train_spont_9331,"So, Iris, you're like a half ass fairy.","Yeah, I have wings and I can talk about being fairy, but maybe I can't totally make your dreams come true.",1,spont,train train_spont_9332,It's okay. The freeze dried food and your freeze dried fingers oftentimes start to taste a lot alike when we're out on these voyages. I've done this a lot.,"You said it, chief. It's very true.",1,spont,train train_spont_9333,You know what? Life isn't so bad in this whale. I'm having a pretty good time.,"Captain, you're already on board with living here?",1,spont,train train_spont_9334,"Our flight is early tomorrow, so we'll be getting a wake up call from the hotel.","The flight's at 5:00 am, so we have to get up at 3:30 am.",1,spont,train train_spont_9335,How's your relationship with your parents? ,"You know, normally, customers don't ask me that question.",1,spont,train train_spont_9336,"Dericonium, do you like to fix stuff?",I love fixing stuff. Sometimes I break things just to fix them.,1,spont,train train_spont_9337,This is my first day I shouldn't be training people.,"You can really tell, is that why you are absolutely awful at your job?",1,spont,train train_spont_9338,I could have maybe jimmied the lock on that piano.,"Yeah, they have things that can help you with that.",1,spont,train train_spont_9339,What's that hanging on your wall over there?,"Oh, that's a Paul DeGaul painting. It's a family heirloom.",1,spont,train train_spont_9340,"Mrs. White, what are you doing in my house.","Well, it was raining outside and I thought I'd come in and have a nice cup of tea before I continue on. You took the car, so I had to drive your husband and your daughter home. ",1,spont,train train_spont_9341,"Yeah, so, I got some issues I got to work through. I think sometimes I'm my own worst enemy.","Well, the second you start thinking of yourself as your own worst enemy and you don't blame other people, is the day you signed your own death note.",1,spont,train train_spont_9342,"Oh, fuck. Did I say that out loud? I meant I was watching Lavar Burton.",That's what I thought it was supposed to have been. Better Call Saul is a scary show. It's too real.,1,spont,train train_spont_9343,I don't want everyone know the exact date of my wedding yet.,Fine. Just promise me you'll have a jazz band.,1,spont,train train_spont_9344,"I moved to this country to work at the LaCroix factory. Now, I have no reason to be here.",You shouldn't say that. We're all family now.,1,spont,train train_spont_9345,How about if we just go in separate directions? I haven't even made eye contact long enough to remember what either of you look like and I don't know your last names.,You heard tale of our bathroom sex.That's enough to link you to us forever.,1,spont,train train_spont_9346,"Don't call my mommy. We were forced to take you in because your parents are dead. You'll never be anything special, Junebug. And you'll never have a chair, much less a broom. ",I know. I'm just playing make believe. Can't a boy dream?,1,spont,train train_spont_9347,"You want me to go in and talk to your wife, Lad?","Well, she won't listen to us. Someone has to get her under control.",1,spont,train train_spont_9348,"Well, Dr. Santa. I wish that this could be another place that's not Freeport, Illinois.",You'd rather be anywhere else? You should be very careful making a wish like that.,1,spont,train train_spont_9349,I support our troops. I feel very terrorized by you right now.,"Are you triggered, snowflake?",1,spont,train train_spont_9350,"Rodney, you've been an OK servant to us over the years. Please just tell me where the girls are now.",They're on the corner of Chester and Magnolia.,1,spont,train train_spont_9351,"Excuse me, miss. Are we getting off the plane or not?","Uh, half the people have gotten off and half the people have stayed on. Nobody knows what's going on.",1,spont,train train_spont_9352,I'm such a manipulator.,Is that why your entire family left you? Now I understand that story.,1,spont,train train_spont_9353,"So you want to be a sad guy, who shares his feelings with the one he loves?",I just want to be sincere. This isn't real. I don't like acting mean like this.,1,spont,train train_spont_9354,"We have a problem with the cameras. There are zombies in the studio, I think. It's getting out of control. I need to borrow a dollar so I can blow them up right now.","Ken, do you think he bought it? Do you think Chuck bought that you were a zombie?",1,spont,train train_spont_9355,"That's a throat beard that you're growing there. That's not normal. That's like another goatee, but it's not framing your lips. It's framing your Adam's apple.",It tells other males in the kitchen to get out of my way.,1,spont,train train_spont_9356,"Man, this is crazy as hell. Have we met before?","Yes, many times. Thanks for remembering.",1,spont,train train_spont_9357,"I'm not going to back down from any fight. If you want me to fight some Sky God, bring it on.","Alright, everyone. Summon your Sky God and see if he shows.",1,spont,train train_spont_9358,Why are you filled with such rage when I mention Alexandro McCormick?,"Because that guy is my nemesis. We went to middle school together and he just loves throwing parties and having people over to his house, the McCormick place. Maybe you've heard of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9359,My wife won't even us an Alka Seltzer because she thinks the bubbles are evil.,Those tests are inconclusive. We don't yet know if Alka Seltzer bubbles are evil.,1,spont,train train_spont_9360,Wait a second. Mom? Dad? Are you both getting rid of me.,"Yes. Yes, we are. But you're gaining a Tom and a Kent.",1,spont,train train_spont_9361,"How could we do a show, the three of us? That's impossible.","You're right, Billy. Although Pinkerton here has just printed out on this 3 x 5 card this script he's been working on.",1,spont,train train_spont_9362,Our lives aren't so good here anymore.,No they're really not good at all. I don't like being in this POW camp.,1,spont,train train_spont_9363,"Then, you can summon a shark that can chew a hole in the side of the whale.",That's a great idea! I'm summoning four sharks to give us a ride home!,1,spont,train train_spont_9364,You know what they don't have in Death Valley? Liquid.,"Right, there's not an abundance of it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9365,"Did you read the tag? There's a tag on the underside of all of our soft counters. It says ""Too hard for human body slamming.""","Oh, my gosh. I through the tag right out once I installed the counter. It was a stormy day - it was wet.",1,spont,train train_spont_9366,"So, it's my fault our marriage is in this mess, huh?",It's always the woman's fault if their husband's not happy.,1,spont,train train_spont_9367,"Is this like another world he comes from, where they sing on New Year's Eve?",Maybe it's a beautiful place and we're not giving him the benefit of the doubt. He might be one of those really nice aliens you see in all of those Steven Spielberg movies.,1,spont,train train_spont_9368,"Yeah, you could ride. I mean, it's a coupe, some somebody's gonna have to get in the back.",I'll do it. I'll get right in the back.,1,spont,train train_spont_9369,"I could get some of the money? Hey, what do you have in mind, Charlie?","Thank you for addressing me by my name, by the way. I was named after the film Charlie Wilson's War.",1,spont,train train_spont_9370,"What are the qualifications you're looking for, your majesty?","The way you move, that's one thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_9371,"Teacher, I'm mixed. I'm part giraffe and part horse.",Hey! She can't reproduce! She shouldn't even be in here if she isn't really a giraffe.,1,spont,train train_spont_9372,"I, Claire am not just working at the Home Depot? I'm also producing a new series on MTV. ",This goes absolutely in the face of everything. You have a contract with us.,1,spont,train train_spont_9373,"Dr., you're a doctor. You seem like the right person to sacrifice this man. You've got scalpels and stuff.","Yes, that true. I have lots of tools that would enable me to murder this man. What is the lore say? Is there a particular way that he needs to be sacrificed?",1,spont,train train_spont_9374,"Golgatha, do you ever feel like you have unfinished business and maybe you'd like to return to earth and do some improve comedy?","You know, I never did get to play that one game of sit, stand and lean.",1,spont,train train_spont_9375,"Derrick, this guy, Craig is really good at impressions. I want you to hear a couple of the voices that he can do.","Yeah, sure. I'd like to hear some of them. My favorite is the ice block salesman from 1909. Have him do that one.",1,spont,train train_spont_9376,OK. I cleaned out my barracks. You said I could watch two Teletubbies if I did it.,"Is that what you think, you bucket of shit? You make me want to puke in your face.",1,spont,train train_spont_9377,"Speaking of your mother, here she comes right now.","Oh, great. What are you doing here Mom?",1,spont,train train_spont_9378,"Honey, is your mother sexually attracted to me?",This is actually easier than I thought it would be. N-O-T R-I-G-H-T N-O-W M-A-Y-B-E she'll change her mind.,1,spont,train train_spont_9379,Well I'm just enjoying your raw masculinity.,"Why, thank you. I drove a truck for many years. Was in the service for awhile. Right now, currently out of work.",1,spont,train train_spont_9380,You've got to come with us or else you have cancer.,"As I have said many times, I understand virtual nothing of the world having been raised as a snow runner and then living reclusively in a snow cave at a top of a mountain. I am simply not in a position to argue with what does sound like an odd proposition. But here we go.",1,spont,train train_spont_9381,"Ma'am, you know who the man is in this photo?","Yes, my daughter, who was also murdered is haunting him.",1,spont,train train_spont_9382,"Wow, that's a great name. I was just admiring your monogram. I wasn't sure what it stood for.","Yes, that's what it stands for. Luckily, Lands End will monogram up to seven letters.",1,spont,train train_spont_9383,This Russian fellow. Why does he offer us the juice? Why does not take the juice himself?,"Well, maybe it is because he is a traitor to his nation and he wants us to do well. We can't rule that out.",1,spont,train train_spont_9384,Is it OK if I give Bibbles an olive? Is is OK for children to eat olives in Iceland?,The book says that it's customary for a child to eat up to three olives in the presence of adults.,1,spont,train train_spont_9385,"Vince, I'm Caitlyn. It's my birthday. You look like a real cooz hound.",He's collecting coozies in all 50 states.,1,spont,train train_spont_9386,I'm here at the dentist's office because I eat too much Turkish Delight ice cream.,That's why we have to knock your teeth out with a little hammer.,1,spont,train train_spont_9387,"Look, I know I was so rude in having my boyfriend trying to assault y'all earlier, but I just realized that I'm in a loveless relationship and y'all look so nice. I thought maybe I could sit next to you and eat my tacos.","Well, there's room on the bench. I'll scoot over here.",1,spont,train train_spont_9388,"Well, if you cared enough to be with him while he tried to read me a bedtime story, you would have known.",I guess I just figured you guys were bonding in there and that's what was taking so long. I didn't want to interrupt.,1,spont,train train_spont_9389,"Well, I can assure you I haven't murdered anyone since the war and I've no doubt forgotten how to do it.","Amelia? He seems pretty nice. OK, hop on back, hitchhiker. The chair reclines and leans forward.",1,spont,train train_spont_9390,"Alright, well, I managed to override the time seal. So just open the door here.",Thanks Bill.,1,spont,train train_spont_9391,"Shame on you, Chet, you know clove cigarettes are qualified as cigars now because they aren't good for you. ",Of course. I'm glad you told me and that's the last one I'll ever have.,1,spont,train train_spont_9392,Where do you keep your bras? In a desk?,"I keep the bras in my desk, right next to my pack of cigarettes and my bread.",1,spont,train train_spont_9393,"Wow, only 30 minutes until show time. Time really sped by.",I have only learned how to slightly sword swallow. This will be an interesting show.,1,spont,train train_spont_9394,"If you find a vintage 65 Marilyn Monroe Playboy and you think you got $20-$100, you really got $4.50.","Wait a minute, are you ElderSpanx69 on ebay? We've bought so many things from you.",1,spont,train train_spont_9395,"You never know what's right next door to you, do you Veronica.",This is why I've been complaining about this laundromat.,1,spont,train train_spont_9396,"Mr. Clinton, I don't know if you remember me. I worked for you about twenty five years ago.","Oh, yeah. Back in Little Rock. Your name is....uh.",1,spont,train train_spont_9397,"Yeah, I mean, my rash was really acting up. And that robe been's worn by many a model.",It's a silk robe. The material is not clinging at all. It's very soft. What is this condition you have exactly?,1,spont,train train_spont_9398,I can't believe we ended up living here after we made made that terrible investment with that weird Jeopardy guy.,"That was awful. Like, now he's up there eating our pudding.",1,spont,train train_spont_9399,I hear a lady tripping in her quarters on her skirt tails.,That's my mama! She never gets things tailored professionally.,1,spont,train train_spont_9400,"Sally, what happened to me? My teeth are gone.","Oh, I picked them up. I've been keeping them.",1,spont,train train_spont_9401,I'm always being sued for copyright infringements.,I bet you're sued for being confident and sexy as an older man.,1,spont,train train_spont_9402,"Tony, look at the chart. What does it say it costs to ship a couch?","Lookin' at the chart, it's gonna be at least thirty large.",1,spont,train train_spont_9403,"Oh, look. You have a juicer right here in your cab.",At all times. It was a gift from a friend's mother.,1,spont,train train_spont_9404,"Now that I think about it more, I'd like to be a pin head, like from the Hell Raiser movies.","Ok, I did study with Jim Rose. Let me get my pins out of my kit.",1,spont,train train_spont_9405,"When life gives you chili peppers, you make chili.","And when life gives you ground beef, you get a tapeworm in your stomach.",1,spont,train train_spont_9406,People might come because they've already put chains on their tires. They'll probably come to our shop for sundries.,"I sure hope so, otherwise we're not going to make rent.",1,spont,train train_spont_9407,Bring in the dog. It will scare his weak heart and he'll die.,"Yes, then it won't look like murder!",1,spont,train train_spont_9408,"I mean, she asked if we were in the podcast that we were about to listen to.","Maybe she thinks that maybe there was, like, a lapse in her memory or maybe she's a time traveler. ",1,spont,train train_spont_9409,The newspaper gives minute to minute updates?,In the future they do. It's a very thick newspaper.,1,spont,train train_spont_9410,Years of being such a devout Christian. Everyone was so aware of your principals and really it's just the location was all it took.,"That's really all it took. I was only here because it seemed like a decent place. All my life, I just always wanted to have televised sex in Ghanna.",1,spont,train train_spont_9411,"Brandon, sit in the shadows with me. Why all of a sudden are you scared?",It's just because my wig's tight.,1,spont,train train_spont_9412,I'm starting to feel like a broken record.,"Speaking of broken record, I'm looking at Bono. Could you take the shirt off your face?",1,spont,train train_spont_9413,The only thing the ghost does know is to not stop talking.,"Yeah, he also tried to give me an unsolicited back rub.",1,spont,train train_spont_9414,"If somebody bullies you, you're going to have to navigate through that.",OK. That sounds challenging. Throw me to the wolves.,1,spont,train train_spont_9415,"I want to land on the plant LV427 so we can colonize, terraform, and create a situation that might be dangerous if there's some kind of organism there.","Then it's simple, press a button that's an earth tone. I know that because I'm an autumn.",1,spont,train train_spont_9416,"I'm just trying to order, man. You guys are taking a long time.",Well we've never been to Joe's Crab Shack before. We're just trying to get the lay of the land.,1,spont,train train_spont_9417,I'm starting to feel like I do hear something off in the distance.,"Listen, your shirt-clad naked body will vibrate with the sounds of the light.",1,spont,train train_spont_9418,Of course I know the Thompsjacks. A well known in contraptionary service.,"Oh yes, well daddy led the industry in contraptions until his accident.",1,spont,train train_spont_9419,"Yes, you've already started your intense currency for this futile system.",I don't want to share my blocks. I want to keep my blocks.,1,spont,train train_spont_9420,"Hello everyone! And my famous greek phrase that I always use all the time, diogineze!","Oh, my God. He totally said diogineze.",1,spont,train train_spont_9421,"We all tried, but Brenda fell down that well last year and just no one ever cared to find her.",Brenda shouldn't have been in No Man's Land.,1,spont,train train_spont_9422,"Oh, no. I feel terrible Suedeface. I heckled you at the haunted hayride.",I don't mind. I get it a lot. It's kind of what fuels me.,1,spont,train train_spont_9423,"Oh, you were actually holding up a pen there. I wasn't sure.",You know what else is crazy? That kraut was my granddad. He got the pen and gave it to me.,1,spont,train train_spont_9424,There's a part in the show where people kill pets. I think I told you about it.,"Yeah, you mentioned it. We all agreed that we're happy about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9425,I've won 542 pennies in 6 hours.,That's not even $1 per hour.,1,spont,train train_spont_9426,"Hey, Rick, can I get another bourbon, please?","Yeah, sure thing Cindy. You want this one with mostly ice again?",1,spont,train train_spont_9427,"Ohhh, they got barbecue Fritos at the wedding?",We're gonna have barbecue Fritos for life. I'm going to make you a bed out of barbecue Fritos.,1,spont,train train_spont_9428,I just came up because we're getting some noise complaints from other people staying at the hotel.,"Well, Shanice, we have some complaints of our own. This hotel, that was built in 1725, is clearly haunted. This guy's a goblin, this guy's a ghost, we've been hearing voices, lights flicker on and off.",1,spont,train train_spont_9429,"Gentlemen, I see you are memorizing the margarita list. I expect to have you in tip top shape within one week. The customary training period for a Margaritaville server.","Yes, sir, Mr Timmons. I will do my best to step on a pop top and blow up my flip flop.",1,spont,train train_spont_9430,Do you see who that is outside? That idiot McCormick.,"He's my friend, Alexandro McCormick.",1,spont,train train_spont_9431,"Mario, I got to tell you. This lady fills me with rage.?",And I'm filled with compassion.,1,spont,train train_spont_9432,"I remember reading the book Lord of the Flies, but I don't know that I've seen any sanctioned productions of it.","Oh, they're all over. They are touring right now. I saw them at Chaturanga.",1,spont,train train_spont_9433,"Well, it wasn't a motorized wheelchair and you insisted that your daughter either push you or wait for you as you sort of like, shuffled with your feet. And also, you can walk.","And, since she has to be in her wheelchair, she found that to be a little distasteful.",1,spont,train train_spont_9434,The spilled lettuce does look good though on your pants.,I thought it was a pattern of the pants.,1,spont,train train_spont_9435,I feel like not having read Finnegan's Wake defines me as a person.,"Why, that's the first time you've ever admitted that. What a therapeutic breakthrough.",1,spont,train train_spont_9436,"OK. I like drawing veins, but so what? Sue me. I've been a teacher here for over three years and I know what kids need. Kids need love and care and tenderness and beauty.","You don't have to say anymore. I think I know where you're going with this and I love you too, Mrs. White.",1,spont,train train_spont_9437,"Two of us are woman, one of us rotund.",What does that mean are you saying woman can't do things? I'm a woman.,1,spont,train train_spont_9438,"I see that I have been proud and pride is a sin. I'm no better than any of ya'll. In fact, I'm much much worse.","Mamma, I couldn't agree more. I have a lot of residual anger. I didn't shit out all of my anger, Mamma.",1,spont,train train_spont_9439,"Okay, now, this is something you've mentioned before, and I'm still a little unclear as to how that's going to bring about our global domination.","All right, now, look. It's simple. Without the presence of those filthy, beautiful people in the world, there'll be an absence and, naturally, the rest of Europe will try and fill that hole leaving, I would imagine, borders free for our secret society to do as we please.",1,spont,train train_spont_9440,"I'm the most mature boy here, so you probably want to talk to me a little bit.","Okay. That's great. Oh, gosh. I don't know what to say. I like unicorns. I have a lot of stickers on my binder.",1,spont,train train_spont_9441,"OK. It says here that your name is Clarissa, but the the C is in parenthesis.","Oh, it's an optional ""C"". Larissa is short for Clarissa.",1,spont,train train_spont_9442,Do you know why we pulled you over?,"Uh, because you've never seen a Tesla before?",1,spont,train train_spont_9443,"We got a clear shot to kill Geum, get the doughnuts, and get out of here. I want to go home.",I think we can get the doughnuts without killing Geum. That doesn't give us anything but a bunch of paperwork to fill out. ,1,spont,train train_spont_9444,"Wow, I wonder why she chose voodoo. Why that was her hobby, you know, like what is she running from. You know, what was before that? I mean how long's it going to last, right?","Hey, this is her religion. That's very intolerant of you.",1,spont,train train_spont_9445,"Yeah, well, I gotta be in the mood. You know what I mean? I've gotta be in the mood to talk. If I'm not, I'll hiss at ya and I'll chase you off my property. But I'm in the mood to talk today.","I hear that. There's some days where I can't even get out of bed in the morning and the thought of drinking my morning coffee makes me just want to rip an arm off, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_9446,"Well, there you go, it's a simple map really. It's a straight line.","You're telling me, from the looks of this map, it looks the diamonds are about ten feet from the entrance. From where we are.",1,spont,train train_spont_9447,Oh really? Now that looks like - if I may - it looks like a page of a journal that got torn out of a journal.,"That's weird. To me it looks like a card. I've seen cards, I've seen all kinds of cards.",1,spont,train train_spont_9448,"We finally made it to the front of the line for the ride. Since we both came by ourselves, we could just ride together.",I think I'm too hungry to ride this ride.,1,spont,train train_spont_9449,"Since your husband didn't shoot you like he was supposed to, I guess your son will have to do it.","I'm the reason that you lost your job. Put me out of my misery, son. You think I smoke because I like it? I'm wracked with guilt.",1,spont,train train_spont_9450,Hi boys. Looks like a real boy's club in here.,Who's this lady that just opened up a can of beer?,1,spont,train train_spont_9451,You were the extra guy on the grassy knoll.,"That's right. Grassy knoll Gus, I called myself. The backstory is that he's allergic to grass.",1,spont,train train_spont_9452,"Now remember, at the end, we don't have a lot of time. You gotta get the words out as quickly as possible.",You gave me like three pages of copy. There's not way I can get all of that out.,1,spont,train train_spont_9453,"Mary, are you against soap operas for some reason?","Yes, I'm trying to raise a man.",1,spont,train train_spont_9454,It looks like you've got a dead donkey in my chair next to you. That's what we call them when they die. We call them donkeys. I know it's a man.,"OK. Good. I wasn't going to correct you. I'm not particularly bright. But, boy do I have oxygenated lungs.",1,spont,train train_spont_9455,My dream form is kind of harmless and cute. It's me on the top and a goat on the bottom.,"A full goat? Like, you're just standing on a goat?",1,spont,train train_spont_9456,"These are the doughnuts that make you levitate, right?","Yeah, they get inside you. And then, before you know it, you're hovering a few feet of the ground. Now, we can't have that. That's not a thing that can happen in life. You understand?",1,spont,train train_spont_9457,I heard you own some sort of spy company. The girls told me everything.,"Rodney, you've been an OK servant to us over the years. Please just tell me where the girls are now.",1,spont,train train_spont_9458,Is this sweet little girl your daughter?,"Yeah, she's my daughter. Carolyn, say hi.",1,spont,train train_spont_9459,Our gang had a fully produced piece on NPR?,"Yeah, the local NPR station has a lot of good stuff on it. You guys should listen.",1,spont,train train_spont_9460,You're all sweaty. Would you like to sit down?,"Oh, man. It's like living in a sauna in this part of the south.",1,spont,train train_spont_9461,There are a lot of businesses I had no idea even existed.,"Oh, you can make a business out of anything. We have our own business. We're up to, what, 80 million?",1,spont,train train_spont_9462,Did I see you get out of a cab when you got here?,"If you saw me get out of the front seat on the driver's side, it's because I asked the cab driver to let me experience what it was like to drive a taxi.",1,spont,train train_spont_9463,"The lady said it's time to put the heart in my bear, but I don't want that. Leave it out.","I'll take his heart if he don't want it. Complementary, of course, because obviously he don't want his heart.",1,spont,train train_spont_9464,"Hey buddy, you're supposed to be up on the stage.",I heard this happened last night. One of them fell asleep.,1,spont,train train_spont_9465,"Oh, I hated Phil when I first met him.",And I couldn't stand Wanda. I thought she was the worst. She would tell that sledgehammer story until I thought I'd die.,1,spont,train train_spont_9466,"Mr. Seacrest, we want to say we can't be more pleased and proud after tonight's Oscar ceremony.",I've never felt more respected or loved in my life.,1,spont,train train_spont_9467,"Wow, I was mad before, but I really respect a woman who's educated, so, congratulations Donna.","Yeah, semiotics is a really tough field.",1,spont,train train_spont_9468,"This is A ball right now. Then you gotta go to triple A ball, then you gotta go down to double A ball. Then you gotta go up to the majors. I got a cup of coffee back in the '60s.","Wait, they give you cups of coffee when you make it to the major leagues?",1,spont,train train_spont_9469,I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.,"That's nice, but you shouldn't have. You should have depended on the holy scripture.",1,spont,train train_spont_9470,I got to hell by falling into a hell mouth. I tripped. There is one out by the tree.,So you being here in hell was just an accident then? That's rotten luck.,1,spont,train train_spont_9471,"I know, they sound more stressed than we are.","I guess they have more reason to be. I mean, they're planning the world's fair in a building. Seems ill advised.",1,spont,train train_spont_9472,"John, we sold all the rocking horses. We can shut the factory down now.","Yeah, I got back here as fast as I could. The police are at my house right now. Luckily, the factory is right next door.",1,spont,train train_spont_9473,My Mom never married anyone. We were born out of wedlock and on the shore of Jersey.,It's a tradition in my family not to marry.,1,spont,train train_spont_9474,"The lady of the woods makes people watch the movie ""Dave"" with her for two and a half hours. It's a very slim story for two and a half hours.","Yeah, 90 minutes would have been fine.",1,spont,train train_spont_9475,"Monique, I've gotta tell you again. You're not in the contest.",OK. I can still drink along. I'll just be auditing.,1,spont,train train_spont_9476,"Alright, I think you're ready. Put on this coat. By the way, thank you so much for being an active participant in your own slaughter.","Well, I never learned a trade and it's something I wanted to do before I die.",1,spont,train train_spont_9477,"Ronnie, how's it going?","Jazz, how are you?",1,spont,train train_spont_9478,"I've got a vagina. And if it's properly inseminated, it gives birth to a mini-me in about nine or ten months.",You're so lucky. All I have is this thing and I don't even know what it does. I just wiggle it around a little bit. I'm trying to get someone to tap their tongue on it four times.,1,spont,train train_spont_9479,"If you have anything navy blue, just wear that. And any kid of shiny button or badge that you have, just stick it on your shirt.",You could even put an earring through the shirt with the backing on the back.,1,spont,train train_spont_9480,"Hey, Veronica, can you keep it down over there? You're going to wake up our baby.",I'm sorry. No problem Kip! I'll try to be a little quieter.,1,spont,train train_spont_9481,A man's nipple can be shown. What if we photo shop two man nipples over her nipples?,That sounds sexy and it will definitely sell pens.,1,spont,train train_spont_9482,The boy looks Episcopalian.,You could just tell that he doesn't really have Christ in his heart.,1,spont,train train_spont_9483,I was working at the rectangle garden until it burned down.,You're high class. Super high class.,1,spont,train train_spont_9484,Thank you for helping me on what is one of the most tragic days of my life.,It's pretty bad. Your parents wrote you a very negative telegram.,1,spont,train train_spont_9485,I don't think you can properly do this musical without a bunch of blocks.,An investor! You'll be our angel for this musical?,1,spont,train train_spont_9486,"First of all, we need to get him back into the studio unless we're gonna shoot in the green room. Is that what's gonna happen? That might be fun actually.",It might be fun to do a sort of behind the scenes of this show that's been on for three decades.,1,spont,train train_spont_9487,I don't know where he is. He's a wandering man.,I feel like if you just looked up trumpetdavis.com you could probably see a touring schedule or something.,1,spont,train train_spont_9488,"All right, next up we got William. William, the birthday boy William. They're saying it's a surprise for your birthday.","William, as a surprise for your birthday we put in some songs and you're not going to know which one it is until you get up there.",1,spont,train train_spont_9489,"Wait a second, Paul. You told me that I was following Alfred. So, am I following him in second or following him after the show is over.","Good question, time will tell.",1,spont,train train_spont_9490,Why would this lady put on nail polish in a grocery store?,Anything can happen if you believe. She needs me.,1,spont,train train_spont_9491,"Hillary, you've been criticizing food so well this last year.","Yeah, it really took off after that last incident.",1,spont,train train_spont_9492,"Sir, are you going to be done with the convention room soon? We have another group coming in.",Yeah. All I need is just another 20 minutes to finish up.,1,spont,train train_spont_9493,This young man is on sale for just the sum of $51 dollars.,That's a little more than I have actually.,1,spont,train train_spont_9494,"You're doing an incredible job, but you're improvising. We've provided you with script, it's an over one hundred year old document and you added airplanes and modern transportation. ","We're just watching a program on TBS called Rap Battle and we were terribly inspired. I thought if they could come off the dome with such great material, perhaps I could, too. ",1,spont,train train_spont_9495,You're a doctor! Do something!,Maybe I'll call 911.,1,spont,train train_spont_9496,"I was super close with Sandy but then, you know, she started other projects like Speed 2 and stuff like that. We just lost touch.","Sure, well, on a film you become a family because you see each other every day, but then it's easy to drift apart once it's over.",1,spont,train train_spont_9497,"So sign here real quick, there we go. And you can take your daughter home.",Thank you so much. We love her already.,1,spont,train train_spont_9498,"He kinda offered a two-way with my wife, then I invited myself to make it a three-way.","Then I had this idea about doing a whole swap and a cross over, you and me and me and him, and him and her and him and him.",1,spont,train train_spont_9499,You think you can follow sword swallowing success?,I don't think so. I know I can.,1,spont,train train_spont_9500,"But it's clear now to me as I stand naked and freezing without a name, that I just misunderstood your mystical culture and I'm just hoping you'll deign to give me my new name. Please.","It's against the rules, but I guess we can allow it. I shall give her the name. You look tired.",1,spont,train train_spont_9501,I'm going to turn these t-shirts into drapes like I said. Maybe we can divvy up chores.,That's a great idea. I feel like if we agree on some sort of schedule that will help us pass the time in a less chaotic way.,1,spont,train train_spont_9502,Where we can we pick up a hard copy of your poems?,"Um, I guess Kinkos would be a good place.",1,spont,train train_spont_9503,"Excuse me, our Ovaltine sponsor is wanting to know who the new prize girl.","I'm so sorry, it's Becky. Her name is Becky.",1,spont,train train_spont_9504,We want to take some presents back with us to the midwest.,"You know, we have a certain way of doing things around here when it comes to selling things from the store for people to take out and own.",1,spont,train train_spont_9505,Let me have a dozen boiled bagels.,"Oh, good. We don't have to throw them in the trash. ",1,spont,train train_spont_9506,I was just saying that I have currency to purchase a blimp ticket.,"Oh, so you have the same question, but you want to brag about your blocks.",1,spont,train train_spont_9507,I don't want to break this door down to get in there and see what's happening.,"Yeah, then you have all that paperwork to do.",1,spont,train train_spont_9508,"Yeah, I'm thinking about buying this place, tearing it down and putting a Circuit City here.",I heard they were coming back.,1,spont,train train_spont_9509,"Do you recognize royalty? It is I, the founder of Kay Jewelers. Gerald, you didn't notice.","Kay, is this true? Were you in the guise of an illiterate?",1,spont,train train_spont_9510,"Oh, by the way. What do you do for a living? As soon as we get in the cab, I like to tell the driver what you do for a living.","Oh, I'm an abortion protester.",1,spont,train train_spont_9511,Hello Marcus. I didn't think I'd see you here.,"Well I didn't think I'd see you ever again, but the honesty tree sent me on a quest to find you.",1,spont,train train_spont_9512,Your daughter is the girl that's always kind of quiet and weird in the back of the room.,Ruth is doing as she is told and not speaking to others that are damned to hell.,1,spont,train train_spont_9513,"Steve is a very unhelpful employee. He's got Home Depot Tenure, so he can't be fired.","Well, I guess when you do what you love, you don't work a day in your life.",1,spont,train train_spont_9514,You're not getting this pen. Not from me. Not while I got spit in my mouth and air in my brain.,"Disgusting! Don't you spit on Hitler, you air brain.",1,spont,train train_spont_9515,You get to choose what they play if you win. I would choose Russian National Anthem.,You know what I would choose? Happy Birthday. To really stick it to Mildred and Benny Hill.,1,spont,train train_spont_9516,I always forget about that third guy that was on Apollo 11.,"He just waits inside. He looks at everyone else having fun and thinks ""I wish I could go to the moon. I cam all this way and was so close"".",1,spont,train train_spont_9517,Just making sure that noodle powder is ready.,"He has worked on that noodle powder for, honestly, 30 sols.",1,spont,train train_spont_9518,I love you Caitlyn because you find me attractive.,"Yeah, Dan you're hot as shit, but that does not a marriage make.",1,spont,train train_spont_9519,"Daryl, one day our little Bibbles is going to lose her virginity and have sex.","I hope it's to Claude. The guy that I saw, he's over there.",1,spont,train train_spont_9520,"Oh Captain, my Captain, everyone was wrong about you. We all became who we were meant to be.","Oh, my God! This is some inception interstellar thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_9521,"I hope you have pencil and paper, so you can keep your own list as we go along.",I do. I have my Granddads pen. He fought in the war for it.,1,spont,train train_spont_9522,You have to pass a basic medical knowledge of dentistry.,"Absolutely, these children are very smart. You need to be able to fool them.",1,spont,train train_spont_9523,"Oh, dear god. The coaster, it's derailing.","Oh my god, that was supposed to be us. Thank god we got off.",1,spont,train train_spont_9524,"It's just a button up singlet, but go ahead and dry yourself off with it. You must be cold being naked and all.","Oh good, at least now you are covered so that at least god and not everybody can see your shame.",1,spont,train train_spont_9525,I almost feel like I'm being ignored.,You are. No one likes you. You're a bully and a cheat.,1,spont,train train_spont_9526,"I don't know, things got really weird during brunches. People would, like, drink too much and then they'd only talk about themselves.",That's what happened at the prison?,1,spont,train train_spont_9527,Here's what I was going to say about crazy stuff. What if we just dance? What would happen? What if I put on some music and we went out there to wine tasting and we all danced?,"I will take that risk if it means it will save our marriage, which has already ended but could begin again.",1,spont,train train_spont_9528,"Maybe we can get you out and about, doing something new. Do you have a job right now?","I'm currently unemployed, but I'm working on an adult novel.",1,spont,train train_spont_9529,"Gwyneth, if you're going to be on the floor serving customers, we're going to need you to be wearing your clothes.","I know, but when I got up this morning I was like ""what's the point?"" You know what I mean?",1,spont,train train_spont_9530,This is one of the most beautiful themed restaurants I've ever seen. It seems dangerous though.,"Yes, it's all knives. Everything we make is cut with these knives and served with these knives and you use them to eat.",1,spont,train train_spont_9531,"For the sake of the rest of the animals, you've got to go back to the store. They're going to think we're all bad. ","Yeah, it's a real black eye on animals if you slither around so much.",1,spont,train train_spont_9532,"Y'all went to go see a movie or something, didn't you?","We basically went on a road trip, but shittier.",1,spont,train train_spont_9533,Our operation is in some turmoil. We're having trouble getting cocaine back to the 1980's.,That is a problem because that influenced virtually all aspects of popular culture.,1,spont,train train_spont_9534,I spent seven years in our front yard with that glove in my hand waiting. Waiting!,"Son, I had so much business to attend to. Count stuff. Biting people's necks.",1,spont,train train_spont_9535,Please step back.,"Sorry, I just got excited.",1,spont,train train_spont_9536,"Thank you, Ruth. Is that your name?",It's Daniella. But I'm really Ruth. The producers made me change it.,1,spont,train train_spont_9537,"How are you feeling today, Pastor?","I'm excited! I finished most of my coffee, but still have some left.",1,spont,train train_spont_9538,Thanks for picking me up. I'm headed east.,"I'm also headed east. I'm just driving, really. I've been driving this road for two years trying to pick up somebody.",1,spont,train train_spont_9539,Let's burn the town down.,"Wait, what? I mean, your mother still lives here. You all don't want your mother to live?",1,spont,train train_spont_9540,"Oh, my god. Your father gave you this ring at it fits me perfectly.","Yes. Now, if your husband doesn't come back in the next four minutes, it's clear that we should be together. It's the law of the mall.",1,spont,train train_spont_9541,It's very intimidating. My wife is easily intimidated.,I feel very judged by the grocers.,1,spont,train train_spont_9542,I thought those sticks of dynamite were candles or something.,They are for a little bit.,1,spont,train train_spont_9543,"Here we are, just a bunch of West Hollywood Gays, young, 19, white and thin as fuck.",Our lives are so hard. I don't know if I should got to Ackbar or Mickey's. Isn't that hard?,1,spont,train train_spont_9544,"All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory.",Please say we can stay up all night.,1,spont,train train_spont_9545,"Hi, I'm Missy. I'm the owner.",Missy is the owner and my supervisor.,1,spont,train train_spont_9546,"The mother? You refer to yourself as ""the mother""? How creepy.","Yes, and I rhyme only when I first meet someone, and then I abandon it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9547,You look quite strong in the leg region.,"Well, my ankles are the pride of my neighborhood.",1,spont,train train_spont_9548,I can't remember the last time I had wine.,"That's why we brought it! We thought it would be crazy. At Mars base one, we would drink wine. So we thought we might show you a little bit of the local Mars one culture.",1,spont,train train_spont_9549,I support our troops. I feel very terrorized by you right now.,At least you feel something. I'm dead inside. I'm a bit feeling deficient.,1,spont,train train_spont_9550,I'm sorry that Shandy acts like that. She saw a lot of my nudes and that's the only thing that calms her. ,I'm going to write about this perverted dog in my book.,1,spont,train train_spont_9551,Jim Davis died. It was an RIP to him.,I wish I would have known. I wouldn't have had us come into work today.,1,spont,train train_spont_9552,I didn't even know there was a bathroom in the panic room.,"There isn't. Do you know much they want for a bathroom in the panic room? I mean, it's like. It's an additional ten thousand dollars.",1,spont,train train_spont_9553,Excuse me. My friend has a herniated disk. I know I'm probably not supposed to be back here near all this machinery.,"Are you kidding me? Your friend has a herniated disc. Woo, you're in danger, you're in trouble.",1,spont,train train_spont_9554,"So, there's singing and acting in your musical theater piece, Lord of the Flies?","Have you never seen Lord of the Flies, you guys? There's murder. if you can work that into your audition piece, that'd be great.",1,spont,train train_spont_9555,"Hi, uh, and news at eleven. And now with our top story, Chip Montgomery has an exclusive interview with a chicken farmer. Chip? ?",They call him the Chicken-preneur. Mr. Simmons has been running this chicken farm and cold storage facility since he was a baby. Mr Simmons? A lot of our viewers I'm sure would like to know: what is the optimal temperature for a chicken in a cold storage facility?,1,spont,train train_spont_9556,That's right. I come in whenever I'm in town with my baseball team.,Yes. Which is frequently. You're the home team.,1,spont,train train_spont_9557,I put lot of extra curls on the letters for the sign.,"There's a lot of curls and it looks very fancy, but I'm afraid people won't know how much the pianos are.",1,spont,train train_spont_9558,"Now, how is our family going to achieve global dominance now that Holland has completely fallen apart?","Well, as I stated before, now there is a vacuum in Europe, so we become our own country. We move to the land and take over the vacated houses.",1,spont,train train_spont_9559,"I wasn't even thinking about my getting in trouble. It's just like, rules are rules.","We got a system here, an honor code. It's Joe's Crab Shack.",1,spont,train train_spont_9560,You compressed your natural ears into smaller ears.,Only the King can do something like that.,1,spont,train train_spont_9561,"I've been trying to sunbathe, and this gentlemen is straight up blocking my sun. I thought for a second it was an eclipse.",Ma'am. We welcome all here. This is the Wisconsin Dells Water Park. How dare you!,1,spont,train train_spont_9562,That's a harrowing tale. Your name's Peter? Gross.,And I'm an excellent harp player.,1,spont,train train_spont_9563,"Here's $15, but keep the change.","Oh, I always keep the change.",1,spont,train train_spont_9564,"It's just temporary, until I get my life together.",It's permanent for me.,1,spont,train train_spont_9565,I don't have a ton of experience. I walked out of a painting a week ago.,"Yeah, we've been getting a lot of you lately.",1,spont,train train_spont_9566,Do you think we made a mistake bringing the girls to Bubba Gump Shrimp?,"You know, Walt. I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it's what we want and not what they want.",1,spont,train train_spont_9567,Sea cows.,"Yeah, sea cows. They call them that because they sort of resemble a cow if it were swimming around in the sea. It doesn't mean they are cows.",1,spont,train train_spont_9568,"Daniel, is that a new cowboy hat, I spy on your head?","Yep, this is made out of the skin of some of the people that didn't make it out of that fire. ",1,spont,train train_spont_9569,You don't sound like you want to go to the store now.,I sound that way just because I have a speech impediment. I'm ready to go. I'm raring to go.,1,spont,train train_spont_9570,"Melissa, are you falling in love with this guy?","Our houses are completely opposed. That wouldn't make any sense. That's kind of like a Romeo and Juliet thing though,right?",1,spont,train train_spont_9571,We can fly. That's got to be worth something.,"The enthusiasm is what I noticed, not the flying.",1,spont,train train_spont_9572,What a beautiful dream about marriage and kids. Any last pieces of advice?,"Medicine and science are evil. Alka Seltzer's bubbles are soles of people. And, Pepto Bismol, you know how your poop is black when it comes out? That's the devil.",1,spont,train train_spont_9573,I don't know if you should be working here anymore.,What about the anti-discrimination act? You can't fire a guy just because he yells weird things down a toilet.,1,spont,train train_spont_9574,I can't believe this guy ain't called my song all night.,"What's his problem with you, Linus?",1,spont,train train_spont_9575,I can understand you. It hurts my horse feelings. I don't know how to deal with my feelings.,"I keep forgetting you can hear English, as well as speak it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9576,Who are you to yell at this young man what to do? Aren't you Ron the baseball player?,"Yeah, look at the back of my jersey.",1,spont,train train_spont_9577,"You're still hot as shit, but you've gained some weight.",I carry it well though. People would be surprised to find out how fat I am if they weighed me.,1,spont,train train_spont_9578,"Alright, Yorgy, put its little vest on.","OK, and here's your little bow tie. Oh, you look so handsome, Rubber Band.",1,spont,train train_spont_9579,There are so many things that Grandma loves more than you.,Hard candy is one.,1,spont,train train_spont_9580,"Gerald, I'm putting you after Alfred in the show. Ha!",I can't follow Alfred. He's going to do the ham bone.,1,spont,train train_spont_9581,I'm getting cold out here and I think the show is starting.,It's freezing out here. What's going on? It's summertime in New York. Why is it so cold?,1,spont,train train_spont_9582,Are we going to watch TV or are we going to talk about the weird ghost?,"I was scared at first, but when he launched into the show, I felt like it wasn't scary.",1,spont,train train_spont_9583,"Excuse me, I'm here from the network, I need to talk to Donna for just a few minutes.",Sure. I'm here. I'm responsible and I'm ready to chat.,1,spont,train train_spont_9584,"You're the expert on lucid dreams, Tonya. What do we do?",OK. We all join hands and we all have to focus on one thing to count.,1,spont,train train_spont_9585,Your costume looks pretty homemade. I don't know about this. It's filthy.,"Legally, I'm not so much Wreck-it Ralph as I am Smash-it-up Davis. But I'll respond to Wreck-it Ralph if you like. Here, come inside my kid bag.",1,spont,train train_spont_9586,"So how's the business? Hey, who's this nice lady here?","Mr. Buffett, this is Sandy, my customer.",1,spont,train train_spont_9587,"You know what, if I were that horse, I'd sleep with Mary Sue too.","OK. Well, that's your business. Let's not get into that right now. You need to sing a song for Miss Cynthia.",1,spont,train train_spont_9588,I realize I haven't been forthright and honest.,"You sure haven't, every word that's come through your crooked teeth has been a dirty lie I know it!",1,spont,train train_spont_9589,"It doesn't get any clearer than that, Perry's the common thread between all of us.",That's part of the prophecy. One will be the common thread. One will be beautiful and fall in love after a sneeze. And one will be the common thread. And then it said one will be fart-y and one will be smart-y.,1,spont,train train_spont_9590,"Hi, my name is Janet Getsum. You're the mouse who was speaking today at the graduation, right?","Oh, sorry. Let me finish this cheese.",1,spont,train train_spont_9591,Here's the news. There's a new mall that's opened down the hall. It's quite a hike away.,The King of Prussia Mall? I was just there.,1,spont,train train_spont_9592,That was our busiest day. And why was that? Because there were two extra people there.,Yup. The place looked full. And everyone was drinking. They bought drinks.,1,spont,train train_spont_9593,"Well, unfortunately, we lost the game.",That was surprising. I took the ball and threw it in the garbage. ,1,spont,train train_spont_9594,"Yeah, and she's somebody you can trust. She really listens to us and the idea that we can tell her anything and she won't tell anyone else is such a comfort.",Plus she's an alien.,1,spont,train train_spont_9595,We find that we agree on almost everything.,"We share the same mind. I mean, in a marital sense. Of course.",1,spont,train train_spont_9596,"I did, I did. I was very unpopular on SNL, man.",You switched political religions. That's what I call them.,1,spont,train train_spont_9597,"If I get into my van and the snacks aren't in there that I like, JoAnn, there's going to be trouble.","Doctor, we've been through this so many times and I don't know why you think I'm lying when I say I filled up your car with snacks.",1,spont,train train_spont_9598,"Hey, did they change the bathroom code or what? I gotta take one.",Shit. They changed it. Should we tell him?,1,spont,train train_spont_9599,I'm not sexually attracted to you anymore.,I don't know how to follow that one.,1,spont,train train_spont_9600,He said his name was Don but I think it was Steve Dons.,"Steven Dons, yeah. He's like an indie New York actor who doesn't get a lot of work but he runs a theater company in upstate New York.",1,spont,train train_spont_9601,It's the phantom. The phantom of the tree fort.,"Don't be scared. It's me, Budino.",1,spont,train train_spont_9602,You heard the tell-tale sign of contraption work.,I knew it. My father was in contraptions.,1,spont,train train_spont_9603,"Nancy, I don't want to divorce my dad anymore. I changed my mind. I was a prostitute for like an hour and it was just terrible.","That doesn't mean you got any business, you were a prostitute but I was hoping and I pray as a 12 1/2 year old you didn't do any business.",1,spont,train train_spont_9604,"Sorry I'm late, sorry I'm late.",Roger! Where have you been?,1,spont,train train_spont_9605,"Do you think just because he's wearing an androgynous, puffy vest that he's a lady?","That and I come from a land where, up until now, there was no sin - so you assumed the best of all people. So when I said lady, I just meant classy.",1,spont,train train_spont_9606,"They say that one day, the sea will give all the children back that it has taken.",It's true. That is the local lore. That story has been passed on from generation to generation.,1,spont,train train_spont_9607,"A lot of counter materials, they're wasteful. You don't need a counter to be that solid. All you need the counter do is hold up your microwave oven, toaster oven, toaster, and I don't know if you got one of those super quiet blenders.",I do. I have those four things exactly.,1,spont,train train_spont_9608,How did you know to connect your tongues in such a loving way?,"Oh, I think it's just like, we're young. We don't know how to not do that.",1,spont,train train_spont_9609,Here we are. I'm just so happy that I finally met my dad.,"Here you are, 40 years old and I'm at the end of my life.",1,spont,train train_spont_9610,"Hey, the honesty tree isn't talking anymore. It's just like a lifeless tree now.",I'm gonna start pulling up its roots since we don't have to hear it scream in pain anymore.,1,spont,train train_spont_9611,I should have told you that this yo-yo has powers.,I have a magic piano. What are the chances?,1,spont,train train_spont_9612,"I'd just like an orange juice, please.",You should tequila sunrise up that orange juice.,1,spont,train train_spont_9613,"That poor man, he died.","Yeah he left me 8000 mango seeds in his will, he was a little off.",1,spont,train train_spont_9614,Giant Alice Cooper is huge!,He's so big he blocked out the sun for a moment.,1,spont,train train_spont_9615,I try not to drink as much as I used to anymore.,Because of that night you drank like crazy and drive.,1,spont,train train_spont_9616,"You are early risers. Normally, we don't get customers right here at noon when we open.","Well, we wanted to get a jump on the day and see everything.",1,spont,train train_spont_9617,"But we're in a corn maze. There's corn everywhere. Here's a sample for you, sample man.","Well thank you. You know, in all my years here, no one has given me a sample.",1,spont,train train_spont_9618,Your date is a very beautiful woman.,"Well, she intimidates me.",1,spont,train train_spont_9619,"Well, gang. Good news and bad news.","Oh, lead with both. Mix them together. Use one word from each sentence and we'll decipher it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9620,"Now, we don't have any openings per se at the bank, but we do have a sort of dress code here. You've gotta wear clothes.","Oh, well, I just wanted you to know, like - you know how when ladies cook they can't wear clothes so that they ain't squirreling it away nowhere? You know I wouldn't squirrel money away.",1,spont,train train_spont_9621,How come that security guy took my Brody costume?,"I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to see your face. Your beautiful, beautiful face.",1,spont,train train_spont_9622,"This whole place, right now, used to be a storage container. Now it can house a family of four.","Wow, I mean, it really looks like a regular old house.",1,spont,train train_spont_9623,"When life gives you ground beef, you get a tapeworm in your stomach.",Do not say tapeworm back here in the kitchen ever again. Remember the time the health inspector was here?,1,spont,train train_spont_9624,Does the clock ever ring bells?,"It rings every hour on the hour. I get a headache from it, big time.",1,spont,train train_spont_9625,Aren't there enough surprises in life already?,"Well said, Fred. What a terrific attitude.",1,spont,train train_spont_9626,You know what? You just reached into an open tire fire and grabbed a can of beans.,"It don't hurt me, I've got skin made of leather.",1,spont,train train_spont_9627,I feel like this highway is a dangerous place to be having this conversation.,"Yeah, this is a terrible place to be learning who my true father is.",1,spont,train train_spont_9628,And I was trying to fix the plumbing!?,And I was trying to fix the ping pong table! It slants at the one side and gives a favoritism to the one side of the net.,1,spont,train train_spont_9629,"Tissue, I'm sure there are a lot of things about you that I would not understand.","I've been in here quite some time and when I first got here, I was crisp. I'm not a raggedy tissue by choice.",1,spont,train train_spont_9630,"Oh no, though shalt not covet thy neighbor's husband.","Exactly, which is why it's OK, because I'm not your neighbor. I'm really from another place. Don't you see how I just changed my accent?",1,spont,train train_spont_9631,There's a cat on the spaceship! What's it doing here?,That's the mission control cat.,1,spont,train train_spont_9632,"So, listen, I guess I'll say my goodbyes, if I could just pack up my old Hefty bag full of some used Capri Suns and a bunch of acne pads. I'll just take my things and say goodbye. I hope you two are very happy. Very happy.","Thanks, mom. I know you don't understand right now, but maybe someday you will.",1,spont,train train_spont_9633,I want to fly around you and land on your shoulder for 15 more years.,I want to be snow white in a little cottage dress and have you do that in an animated way.,1,spont,train train_spont_9634,That woman is twisting that guy's head around like a doll!,It's gruesome! The poor bastard is crying like a baby and it doesn't look like she's going to stop.,1,spont,train train_spont_9635,"Wow, you look like you're only in your mid-forties.","Yeah, thanks. You know what they say, cocoa butter everyday keeps you looking young all day.",1,spont,train train_spont_9636,"I'm not looking so bad over here, am I?","You have moved to number two as the worst person on earth right now, behind Adam.",1,spont,train train_spont_9637,Look it is. It's the racist killer.,"I've learned the error of my ways. After I headed out, I realized hate was the wrong way to go. I changed it and created a home for orphans and dead babies. We're bringing the babies back, and then they're just orphans.",1,spont,train train_spont_9638,Your friend has a problem with her heart?,"Yeah, when she drinks the caffeine, she trembles all over. She say shit and she pop off at the mouth and stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_9639,"Now hold on a second, dear. Jennifer, the mall is not for meeting boys, it is for shopping. The end. That's all we know of malls.",I want to shop for a boy. I've saved $50 from my allowance.,1,spont,train train_spont_9640,"Sir, as you can see. It's four wheels. Solid gold steering wheel. Just give us your credit card now, we'll pre-approve you and give you a call in a couple years.","Yeah. Absolutely. Here is my Amex, if you don't mind.",1,spont,train train_spont_9641,"Hey, Gavin.","Hello Roger, how do you do?",1,spont,train train_spont_9642,There's a good potato crop this year.,"Yeah, I know that's what they are known for, but the heat kind of threw me for a loop.",1,spont,train train_spont_9643,It's been more than forty five minutes.,Well go up there and check.,1,spont,train train_spont_9644,"In France, if they are twins they throw them into the river. Both, because it is an omen of evil.",Well I'm glad we didn't grow up there.,1,spont,train train_spont_9645,"If you want, Kendra, go ahead and leave that 2.5 star review.","I would love to do something before I go, like leave a lasting review.",1,spont,train train_spont_9646,"If you were to pick an existing song to sing to me, what would you sing?",I could sing an existing song that contains your name.,1,spont,train train_spont_9647,"Oh, I got a head rush from the ice cream.","Oh, your majesty. Please lie down.",1,spont,train train_spont_9648,"I want everyone to know that you guys stink, I'm great. I'm Arthur. History will judge me the right way.",I can't wait to throw a drink in your face at the reunion show.,1,spont,train train_spont_9649,"Wait, did you live near the boat the Dawn Treader?","Yeah, my family owns that boat. There was a writeup about it in Wooden Boat Magazine.",1,spont,train train_spont_9650,"Well, we know that's your intention, but somebody's got a complaint. So I'll just have to read it since you're reading all the complaints today.","Carol, I will take that complaint under advisement. Would you mind surrendering that card and I'll put it with the others?",1,spont,train train_spont_9651,"I was going to say, Pete, I know you're not a doctor, but.","I'm wearing a doctor's costume, it's Halloween, so it's OK.",1,spont,train train_spont_9652,"It sounds like it was Lorielle's plan to get you lost somewhere. I mean, she took you away from your husband.","That's sort of our relationship. She'll say something that's just short of legitimate. Then, suddenly, I'm off on an adventure.",1,spont,train train_spont_9653,"I was into comics until I came here today. Boy, was I wrong. Unless they were to make a movie of Aid Man.","Well, you're in luck. We're making an Aid Man movie starring Forest Whitaker.",1,spont,train train_spont_9654,Would you consider stepping out of retirement and joining our shows together? We need to fill out our season.,I would love to help. I love to perform.,1,spont,train train_spont_9655,"That's right, Art. I can't do anything about it unless I become the commissioner of baseball. And then I can run guys like this out of the league altogether.","I hope that happens, Skip, but right now you're a minor league manager. Your path to the comissionership is going to be real tough.",1,spont,train train_spont_9656,"Nice sash. It seems like you're kind of liaison or, I don't know, some kind of emissary or something.","Let me put it this way, if I murdered someone today, no one could take me to court or prisoner. Diplomatic immunity.",1,spont,train train_spont_9657,You should sit down. I'm very worried. Are we were sure what you ate were hot dogs?,Iceland is famous for its love of hot dogs. You're the one who read the book.,1,spont,train train_spont_9658,"Hey guys, sorry to interrupt but the studio's closing in twenty seconds, everybody has to leave the building.","OK, you gotta wolf down those brownies.",1,spont,train train_spont_9659,"What's going on in here? Michael and Michelle, you kids are in trouble.",Why? We were just showing our new series to this sweet little kid.,1,spont,train train_spont_9660,"Ted, look the crocuses are growing.",I'm allergic to them! There will be no crocuses on this farm.,1,spont,train train_spont_9661,You're a woman and I'm not used to that. It's just me and my dad.,Maybe I should have worn trousers. This is just one of those blasted dresses that just attract so much attention.,1,spont,train train_spont_9662,No one leaves until my business is finished.,"Walter, it's simple. You need to tell Linda you love her and let her pray.",1,spont,train train_spont_9663,"Thank god you're here, and thank god we'll always have you in our country, the greatest country on earth.","That's right. Me and Ben will pop down the chimney, see what's going on down there.",1,spont,train train_spont_9664,I'm boiling alive in this astronaut costume.,That astronaut costume is made out of the cowardly lion costume from Wizard of Oz.,1,spont,train train_spont_9665,"Sir, I think you're going to want to address everyone down on the floor.",Let me put on a top hat and my climbing shoes.,1,spont,train train_spont_9666,That's the American Musical Awards.,"Yeah, he and Usher did that duet, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_9667,"I've got only five kids, they're depending on me. They're all in their early 80's. What are they going to do if their mom dies?","Becky, I'm thinking of leaving so I'd support you in that, but I also want to tell you your breast is exposed. It's out.",1,spont,train train_spont_9668,"Donna, you're dating Jason Biggs. And you were the 14th woman in space. And you have several degrees. But that will never measure up to a man who was in a mildly cool movie in the '90s.","Don't forget, she's friends with a coyote family, too. And she speaks Latin.",1,spont,train train_spont_9669,I think I've said my piece. I'll see you when we land. I'm gonna go bathe.,"God damn it, she took another one of her beers with her.",1,spont,train train_spont_9670,It's a powdery beer.,You have to mix it with saliva.,1,spont,train train_spont_9671,You also have gray hair and a long white beard.,Stop looking at my pubes.,1,spont,train train_spont_9672,This time tell the truth about your life.,"You know what? If Dad was around, then maybe I would tell the truth. Maybe I'll find him out there one the water. That's how every movie ends, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_9673,It's a beautiful crystal flute. It's sort of like a straw.,"I think it's the one you made for him, Rick!",1,spont,train train_spont_9674,It's not appropriate to vomit at the science fair. Where's your pail?,Here it comes. I'm going to erupt like Minaluho.,1,spont,train train_spont_9675,I was hoping I could talk to you about something.,"I wouldn't mind using my position to, uh, make you have sex with me.",1,spont,train train_spont_9676,Can we leave one of the fans on? It's boiling hot in here.,"Alright, leave Gregory's fan on. That better not screw up a shot.",1,spont,train train_spont_9677,"I was told when they approached me in the janitors closet and they said the staff would be on stage tonight, I was told I'd be playing the man that draws the $10 bill. Is that true or not?",Let me give you a piece advice. Just do what the regular cast does every night and wing it.,1,spont,train train_spont_9678,"I passed the the nursing sweeping up test in the nursing home. It took me a few tries, four or five tries.","Oh, and I'm a veterinarian school teacher. I teach about how to become a veterinarian.",1,spont,train train_spont_9679,It's the working woman's curse. ?,You career got in the way of being a mother to these (?) chickens.,1,spont,train train_spont_9680,I present to you this cup of coffee.,Thanks Giamatti. It's steaming hot.,1,spont,train train_spont_9681,You guys both have matching tattoos.,So what? Who doesn't have a Justin Beiber tattoo? It's crazy if you don't have one.,1,spont,train train_spont_9682,"Now, sir, your wife tells me that you've been a bit forgetful lately.","Well, I mean, she overreacts to everything. She's a hysterical woman, as you know. I'm just forgetting things that people normally forget.",1,spont,train train_spont_9683,"Your majesty, do you seek love on my blimp?","Yes, humble blimpsman, I do. It's hard for me to find love.",1,spont,train train_spont_9684,I didn't realize that Busch Gardens was basically dead. I ain't gonna make no money here. You know what I think you should do girl?,Deep throat on the streets?,1,spont,train train_spont_9685,"Now you listen here. I've had enough of this. You give my brother Stewart his ice cream right now, he deserves fair treatment.","Look, you and your brother are kind creeping everybody out. You got these weird looks on your faces. You're throwing ice cream on the ground and you're saying ""it wasn't us who did it."" You're blaming somebody that nobody can see.",1,spont,train train_spont_9686,This is a notice that you were going to sell the place and you were going to take all the money and someone was going to put up a Blockbuster?,Didn't you hear they are coming back?,1,spont,train train_spont_9687,"What are you talking about, Rudy? You didn't wear chains in life. Are you being poetic or something?","Yes, I was trying to use metaphor. Would you rather that I take these chains off? They are very uncomfortable.",1,spont,train train_spont_9688,"So, Steven Don's biggest fear is holding a koala bear. I don't how you're going to arrange to scare him with that on short notice. Do you have any koala bear puppets here?","Well, there are a lot of used condoms here. So of course, there's gotta be a koala nearby somewhere. In my experience, that's been true 100% of the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_9689,"I think it's on the creepy end. This machine's looking into your background. Now, five minutes ago, all of us were five strangers with out backs turned to one another and now this machine's going into your personal stuff.","I must protest. Of course, my Thompsjacks, he's a public figure. Everyone knows him from his work in the contraption field.",1,spont,train train_spont_9690,"Who are you, you sound really weird.",My name is Dr. Walrus. I sound weird because a walrus gored me in the throat. Thanks for being so sensitive.,1,spont,train train_spont_9691,I thought for sure that Dakota and Elle Fanning were different ages?,"Oh, no, they are, I just meant quadruplets, you know like a metaphor.",1,spont,train train_spont_9692,"So, the dog food was in a can, not in a bag?",Bert's pets offers the freshest of pet food. I don't do that bag crap.,1,spont,train train_spont_9693,"He did have a good point, though, when he said that you had lovely eyes. I would concur.","Thank you. I mean, they're the same color as each other and I feel like they're set at a good distance from each other on my skull.",1,spont,train train_spont_9694,Are we on Earth? Where are we?,We left the painting that was inside the Metropolitan Museum of Art and now we're in the parking lot.,1,spont,train train_spont_9695,"Alright, this is gonna be our biggest heist yet. Stealing the entire takings of the state fair.",There's so many smells here. There's no way anyone will smell one smelly man.,1,spont,train train_spont_9696,"Look who it is, it's Salvatore from the TV!",May I dip my finger into the whipped cream that's coming out of your head?,1,spont,train train_spont_9697,"Xavier, I'm here to learn to be more like you.",Really? Do you want to sleep in a tree?,1,spont,train train_spont_9698,"So, look, young girl. You have come here to our land, some might say to our world. We have tried to give you a name. I have tried to not offer you a towel many times. We're trying to show you compassion even with your stupid boyfriend in tow.","I owe you an apology. I did not recognize any of this behavior as compassion. But it's clear now to me as I stand naked and freezing without a name, that I just misunderstood your mystical culture and I'm just hoping you'll deign to give me my new name. Please.",1,spont,train train_spont_9699,"Wait a minute, you hope she's dead? Are you saying Donna was your secret nemesis?","Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag now. I hated her because she had a nameplate necklace that said her name. It said Donna right on the necklace.",1,spont,train train_spont_9700,If you wanna be a human you gonna have to ask some chickens what they think of you.?,"Is that a metaphor or is that true? Mama, your sleep apnea kicked in again.",1,spont,train train_spont_9701,"I don't know if that would be good for the time stream, if you stay here in bible times.","Well, why don't you make like a tree and leave?",1,spont,train train_spont_9702,We so appreciate you picking us up.,"Well I saw you by the side of the road. You just looked so sad. You had dirt smudges on your faces, you had one shoe.",1,spont,train train_spont_9703,"There's a man at the park handing out money that is unusual and I think that he may be a divine being, but also maybe not. But i just wanted to make you aware. Please don't tell anyone I told you this.","Lorraine, it's good that you brought this to me. I'm going to tell you something that I haven't told Mitch or Tom. That man that you saw, he is an angel. But not from Heaven. He's a Hell Angel.",1,spont,train train_spont_9704,"Oh, Monsieur Foothills. I can't believe you're in our town.","Yes, I've come to try to build some loggings and to also start something that I picked up in France - that the French invented - called karaoke.",1,spont,train train_spont_9705,Birds? There are dead birds in here.,It's the classic gift of Maine. I think they've been in there too long.,1,spont,train train_spont_9706,"Look. The beard is going up, not down.","I grew my pubes out super long, and then tied it to my stubble on my chin.",1,spont,train train_spont_9707,"Miss, I can't help but notice that you sat in that man's diarrhea. ","Oh, do you recognize me? That was me.",1,spont,train train_spont_9708,I'm embarrassed by my glasses. I don't like to wear them. I don't like the way they make me look.,You body is see through and you're worried about glasses?,1,spont,train train_spont_9709,"Yeah well, I have guests, ok and they can hear you.","They did ask me if I was feeling down recently, you think it's because they heard me huh?",1,spont,train train_spont_9710,I just talked to my mom. She's still mad at me about that scar I gave her.,The cesarean scar?,1,spont,train train_spont_9711,You know what? Some people have an affinity for geometrics.,"And we, together, we happen to have that.",1,spont,train train_spont_9712,"It turns out I wasn't sick all them years. It turns out, when I was coughing up blood, most of it was pomegranate juice I was drinking.","So when she was telling y'all not to worry about it, you really didn't have to worry about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9713,"Give me that apple. Oh, it tastes so good.","Mortal, what have you done? It is I, the archangel Missfizzial. You have broken god's law. The on thing he asked you not to do. Why?",1,spont,train train_spont_9714,"Denise, I called you into my office because I've been going through the transcripts of your 9-11 calls. Much like the radio, we can't have more than 2 seconds of dead air.",It was a prank. It was a power move. I was trying to see if he'd hang up first.,1,spont,train train_spont_9715,The look on his face. It reminds me of that look that comes over Dean's face when he's done something terrible.,You're right. It's a crow's body but with the face of our child.,1,spont,train train_spont_9716,"Unless you count his wife and the guy with the PowerPoint, no I don't think he's a murderer.","Hey, who amongst us has not murdered someone?",1,spont,train train_spont_9717,"You know, we concentrated so much on the wedding, and that was thirty years ago. We kind of put all our energy into that. And the marriage has been a steady decline.","Why do you think that is, Tom?",1,spont,train train_spont_9718,"Sir, in lieu of the cowardly lions wife, we brought you some nudes from 1997.","Oh, man. This woman looks terrible.",1,spont,train train_spont_9719,And now you're in handcuffs.,"You said it, and it happened. I didn't even see her do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9720,"We're in a whale, in a whale belly. Look around, as you can see, all of this is belly. You can't see any other organs, because you're inside the actual belly.","Look, over there is a license plate. It must have swallowed it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9721,I got my arm out and I'm ready for this juice.,He's flicking the skin for the injection. He really knows what he's doing. That's really good.,1,spont,train train_spont_9722,"Now, you almost sound like you have a creole accent.",I've been to New Orleans. I brought you back on my back. ,1,spont,train train_spont_9723,Were you born in a hospital that took gift certificates?,"It was a home birth. We lived in a sales area. We sold things from our home. So, when the mid-wives went to get a birth certificate, they actually got a gift certificate.",1,spont,train train_spont_9724,"When the lights are shining in the sky, they take a shine to you. It will tell you secrets. Isn't that right, Viarda?","Yes, it will tell you all the secrets you have in your heart. It will tell you what you're scared of.",1,spont,train train_spont_9725,I've been in the aquarium since two days ago.,"So that's what I'm saying, it's another day we're just gonna let him, just stay here for free.",1,spont,train train_spont_9726,Who brings a sleeping bag to have a cup of tea?,"You don't know me very well, do you Delores? I take my sleeping bag many places.",1,spont,train train_spont_9727,I'm noticing that you're selling a ticket to an unescorted child and a man who seems to be a runaway felon.,"Well, I'm sorry, I thought he was a grown adult but clearly he's just a robust little boy.",1,spont,train train_spont_9728,"Richt, you've been alight.","Rajh, I've been waiting so long to hear you say that. There's one thing I've always wanted. It's the respect of my inferior officer and and now that I have it I couldn't be happier.",1,spont,train train_spont_9729,I'm feeling really bitter right now.,We had our whole lives ahead of us and now we're bitter young queers.,1,spont,train train_spont_9730,"Well, Giovanni, I think it's time we use our powers to end all life on earth.",You're right. Just one last roll of the dice.,1,spont,train train_spont_9731,Daniel is great. He's got a great job in computer sales.,You know what else is great? Frosted Flakes. There's a tiger that told me. I think that we can move beyond that.,1,spont,train train_spont_9732,"Kylie, we took an attic vote, where we went up into the attic and voted you to be the most popular and prosperous. We thought you were the face of us.",Which one of my faces?,1,spont,train train_spont_9733,There's going to be an envelope that drops out of the ceiling and we'll grab it and open it up to find out what to do.,Are you being sarcastic or do you really think this is likely that an envelope will drop out of the ceiling? ,1,spont,train train_spont_9734,I'm new here. I just brought coaster from the coin tossing club.,"Just one coaster, eh? We toss a lot of coasters around here. You gotta bring a whole backpack full. Mine are all made of corks. High end coasters.",1,spont,train train_spont_9735,"Hey there rook, you want to go out for some uh hard ones after we hit a few hard ones?","Yeah, I guess so. Hey, listen, let me ask you something. Do you think I gotta shot at making it to the bigs?",1,spont,train train_spont_9736,You have a connect to Annette from the past. You have a connection to the captain from the past.,"Yeah, I gave him a promotion. You were the best cashier for a whole month and won a trip to Whale Lake.",1,spont,train train_spont_9737,"David, help me. Talk some sense into these amateurs.","Guys, Billy Jr. is right. He's summed up my feelings exactly. And I'm ashamed of you, Pinky.",1,spont,train train_spont_9738,Paul Tummy and his wife died in a corn hurricane.,"Yes, friends. Now you see why I can't open the door.",1,spont,train train_spont_9739,You told me before you were positive you saw the neighbors fighting.,"I know, but now that the pressure's on, I'm thinking about it more. They closed the curtain. I don't know, maybe other people walked in.",1,spont,train train_spont_9740,Steve Accountant does wonders with crown work.,"I'd love to get his number later. I just use him as an accountant, but he must have some sort of different number for dentistry.",1,spont,train train_spont_9741,Today we have a very special show for you.,That's right. We've got weather from Janice.,1,spont,train train_spont_9742,"Madam, you should know better. A woman trying to move trunks, why the very idea is preposterous!","Well, the two gentlemen I implored for their services seem to have been engaged in a prior commitment.",1,spont,train train_spont_9743,"Alright, I'm going to go find a boy. I will be back in three hours.",I'll just stare at the sign and try to remember not to leave.,1,spont,train train_spont_9744,"I make promises when I start jobs, that's how I am.","I appreciate that. It's refreshing, actually, that someone would make a promise.",1,spont,train train_spont_9745,"Excuse me, excuse me, counter salesman? You sold me a counter last week. It was a stormy day.","I remember that day. It was Wednesday. Wednesday of last week, very stormy.",1,spont,train train_spont_9746,I want the cobb salad today because the tuna salad yesterday was awful.,The tuna salad wasn't good. I trust that cafe for tuna.,1,spont,train train_spont_9747,I'm a level 5 cleric and I'm going to cast a spell to get you back to the labyrinth. What say you?,"Because I'm a level 18 Paladyn, but I have -20 charisma, I will allow you to do it, but I will make sure I tell everybody that I could have done it myself.",1,spont,train train_spont_9748,Ms. LaPone looks just like her caricature at Sardi's.,She really does. I can almost see a Nina in her hair.,1,spont,train train_spont_9749,"I was wondering if you could help us write some lyrics and we could incorporate them into what we've already been working on, which is tons and tons of stuff.","It would be nice to include one of your creative thoughts in there, as a tribute of course.",1,spont,train train_spont_9750,I'm in a self defeating cycle.,"Yeah, you are and you're dragging me along with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_9751,I said goodbye to my kids and got revenge on my horrible ex-wife by convincing them to drown themselves in the ocean.,"I guess you and the dentist aren't so different, after all. You both are sending your loved ones into the water.",1,spont,train train_spont_9752,The sample siren knows everything about the maze. He invented it. Built it himself. All 100 kilometers of it.,"Yes. He took all the royalties from his band, Nickelback, and built this maze.",1,spont,train train_spont_9753,"I just wanted a little help with my geometry homework, but I could probably figure this out on my own.","You know son, if you really cared more about the true sciences rather than your art, then you'd be fine.",1,spont,train train_spont_9754,"Cats do like milk, but it's not good for their digestive systems.?","Well, I think we can give them Lactaid. This is a super yacht. You have to have it, you know?",1,spont,train train_spont_9755,Its like exhaust but also something else?,"Yeah, I mean it smells bad, I guess in a good way. My eyes are burning.",1,spont,train train_spont_9756,We put a lot of time and effort and energy this gift. It's a picture collage of your children from when they were born all the way through now.,Brenda went through and she cut up all your prized photos to make it.,1,spont,train train_spont_9757,"Wow, everyone's waltzing. This is amazing.",We are a very casual town. Waltzing just seemed like the right thing to do for a bunch of down home overall wearing wine tasters.,1,spont,train train_spont_9758,"Wow, oh wow. That's noble, you know? There's not enough teachers, you know? So what grade do you teach?",Kindergarten. Because they're too young to make fun of you.,1,spont,train train_spont_9759,Maybe she should be my first human kill.,"Oh, Pampt, I'm so happy for you. But we gotta make sure she's 100% human first. We gotta do the test.",1,spont,train train_spont_9760,She's already married.,But I thought that it wouldn't matter once I became a ghost.,1,spont,train train_spont_9761,You're not a doctor? But you took out my appendix.,"Well, in a pinch, I'll do what I have to do. Even take out an appendix.",1,spont,train train_spont_9762,"We are using Parisian rules, after all.","I just feel like the rules could have been, you know, written more classy, like a formal speech.",1,spont,train train_spont_9763,"Tom, I want you to be the first boy in The Boy's Store. There's gonna be girls coming from all over the country looking for boys not in uniform.","But dad, I'm supposed to work the soda machine and the popcorn machine.",1,spont,train train_spont_9764,"We were dressed so close it was almost like camouflage, you couldn't tell either of us apart.","That's right, someone tried to take my shirt off a try it on.",1,spont,train train_spont_9765,I think we should go out there and talk to the guy in the white suit.,OK. Should I go out there and admit that I brought him back here or should I play dumb?,1,spont,train train_spont_9766,"We're going to round up all the rotten kids, who are robbing the pet stores.",Can we boil them down and turn them into syrup?,1,spont,train train_spont_9767,We're the unknown Kardash sibs that live in the attic and don't come out.,We managed to book Kuchara literally into an addict attic. ,1,spont,train train_spont_9768,"So, it's not green peppers or bell peppers that grow on a pepper tree?","Peppercorn grow on a tree, I believe.",1,spont,train train_spont_9769,"Headache go away with the headache powder. Daniel, did my song work?","Yes, it actually did. Fred, it's like your songs have a magical power.",1,spont,train train_spont_9770,This fits nicely. I'll take three shirts.,That is such a good choice. I know your friend from heaven will be looking down from heaven and thinking that you look really great at his funeral.,1,spont,train train_spont_9771,I'd like to buy some shirts.,"Okay, well as you can see we have racks and racks of flowing, short-sleeved shirts.",1,spont,train train_spont_9772,"Mr. Grocery, you are so tall. And is that new cologne?",It's celery. It's a celery cologne.,1,spont,train train_spont_9773,I need to move a couch from Asbury Park to Trenton.,"Oh, that's expensive. In-state is more expensive. The labor costs alone.",1,spont,train train_spont_9774,Did you eat those donuts? Is that good for you?,"No, I don't think so. I feel like it kind of made me smarter, though. Is that a thing?",1,spont,train train_spont_9775,Where do you get the animals from?,I stole them.,1,spont,train train_spont_9776,"Hi, my name is Jafarge.","Oh, is that like the band or like the Aladin character?",1,spont,train train_spont_9777,"Ted, I'm leaving you.","I had a feeling you were this kind of girl, all like ""hey, only date me."" But just playing a game.",1,spont,train train_spont_9778,"It's daylight savings time, Master. You probably got confused.","You know, daylight savings time messes me up more than anything. Redfield, thank you for being there for me. You're my little human alarm clock.",1,spont,train train_spont_9779,When did you meet? You never have any free time.,"Right at the wedding, you weren't paying any attention at all.",1,spont,train train_spont_9780,"We'd have high end sushi, like the kind Clooney would eat.","If high end sushi shows up somewhere, George Clooney is sniffing around.",1,spont,train train_spont_9781,I know. I was scared to come to Las Villas because it's not gentrified yet.,It's too far east.,1,spont,train train_spont_9782,"I am. I've been dying now, Sally, for going on seven years.","I know, it's been a while. I'm only six. I was born with you dying.",1,spont,train train_spont_9783,"Hi there, Ma'am. Do you feel like wine tasting?",It's my 40th birthday. Do you do anything where you put a candle in wine?,1,spont,train train_spont_9784,"We're going to make this party so much better. It's gonna be rad. We're gonna be here for 28 minutes. And, like, you'll thank us tomorrow.",I want to thank you right now and tomorrow!,1,spont,train train_spont_9785,"What should we do? Should we lock him up, or should we turn him over to the people? Let them decide what happens to him?","I've always liked people-justice. Besides, it's almost our lunch.",1,spont,train train_spont_9786,You're the one who claimed this was an ordinary town. This unnamed town we never identified by name.,"We just call it town. Because it's the town we live in, we don't need to know the name.",1,spont,train train_spont_9787,"I feel like it might be contributing to the decline of his health, because he's not supposed to like it.","I mean, it's full of chemicals. But he loves it, though.",1,spont,train train_spont_9788,"Sven, you must have traced this. You drew this free hand?",This is what I see in my dreams all the time. It's called babes.,1,spont,train train_spont_9789,Just promise me you'll have a jazz band.,"Mom, Dad, I think the compromise would be a punk jazz band.",1,spont,train train_spont_9790,"I don't know if I have a strong opinion about the defendant, but I will say as a woman, who has been very happily married and in love with her husband going on 44 years that I believe the wife did it even though she is also dead.","Do you know what's funny, Bernadette? I believe the husband did it, even though he's also dead.",1,spont,train train_spont_9791,One of you will be a mule to send cocaine back to the '80's.,"Wait a minute, wait a minute. I feel like the lead kind of got buried. We're talking time travel?",1,spont,train train_spont_9792,"Rudy, can you just give us a few more minutes?",You burned through a whole half hour. I just went out and did crowd work for 30 minutes.,1,spont,train train_spont_9793,There was the Great Fire Murder State Fair Murder Fire of 1937.,"Oh, but we don't talk about that.",1,spont,train train_spont_9794,"OK, here's the plan. I want you to show up at the train station at 4:00 pm.","Show up? As in, be there? I should be at the train station?",1,spont,train train_spont_9795,"If you don't mind, I'm going to need to open your jaws really wide and stick my head in there to see your teeth.","I'm not going to bite you. I mean, I am a lion, but I won't bite.",1,spont,train train_spont_9796,"Work, work, work. That's all you ever do.",You know what baby? You're right. Give me four minutes.,1,spont,train train_spont_9797,There's a real shark in the park. How can that happen? There's only two inches of water. This is insane.,"We were going to use a shark on the show, but he got away from me. I'm not that well trained.",1,spont,train train_spont_9798,"When I was at Knox Berry Farm and said ""oh, this place is scary"", I heard and employee say ""I don't care"". So, I quit school. This is my last day. I hate everything.","That's terrible, but little girl, you can't be in the janitor's closet.",1,spont,train train_spont_9799,"I know what is wrong with you, Mr. Piccadilly. This is that Gulf of Mexico Syndrome. ","It's true, I suffer from GOMS. It's a terrible disease.",1,spont,train train_spont_9800,"Hey, Jeanette, what are you going to throw into the town fire tonight? I can't decide.",Maybe my dress because it's too long. I got fooled into buying long dresses last year.,1,spont,train train_spont_9801,"Oh, honey. You seem all bound up inside, like your body's made of rocks and stones.",It's probably from the tension in my heart from working a job 60 hours a week and then coming home to this gruel that you call food.,1,spont,train train_spont_9802,Look over at the ghost door.,Where did that ghost door come from? I swear it wasn't there a minute ago.,1,spont,train train_spont_9803,"The movie The Blindside has a sport in it, football.",American Football. I call it by its proper name.,1,spont,train train_spont_9804,"So, as my final task as maid of honor, I want to clarify my understanding. There is no groom for this wedding. You have not found him yet?",I thought he was making a dramatic entrance and that's why he wasn't here.,1,spont,train train_spont_9805,"Don't put a ticket on this car, my son's inside.",He may be inside but I'm still going to have to ticket you for wearing a bulge in public.,1,spont,train train_spont_9806,"Well, it's a big, wide, bad world out there. Boy, I can't wait to sink my teeth into it.","Hey, little girl. Bonjour. I am le Frenchman. Are you alone in the streets of Paris?",1,spont,train train_spont_9807,Is it OK that we have a connection to this perfect stranger on the jury? Can we stay on the jury?,It never came up in the interview.,1,spont,train train_spont_9808,"Thomas, you are out of line. You're out of here.","I'm out of here? Well, poop you sir!",1,spont,train train_spont_9809,We won these tickets to go to Orlando. It means so much to me.,"Well it means a lot to me too, Chuck.",1,spont,train train_spont_9810,I liked it so much better when there was a library next door.,It was not like this before the rif faff moved in with the laundromat.,1,spont,train train_spont_9811,"There are so many details to your dream Buddy Roger, I hope I can make all of them come true.",What is this hope bullshit? You said you could make our dreams come true.,1,spont,train train_spont_9812,"We should tell them that we did de-ice the plane and then as soon they sit down, tell them that we have to de-ice it again.","That's good. Or, how about this. What if we tell them that we have to re-ice the plane?",1,spont,train train_spont_9813,"Oh, would you like to have a helium balloon?",He's not allowed to have them. He's allergic.,1,spont,train train_spont_9814,"Since I'm the only teacher and you're the only student, I'd like to give you a couple words of advice.",One of the three of these should probably be advice that's very good for us.,1,spont,train train_spont_9815,"Yeah, for the first time.","Todd, good for you dude. That's a very woke thing to admit that this is the first time that you're horny.",1,spont,train train_spont_9816,I've just been having night terrors. I've been very scared at night.,Because there's no electricity around your house? ,1,spont,train train_spont_9817,"Well, Denise, send someone to the God damn restaurant if you keep getting calls from them.",I'm not going to do that and prove that I'm wrong.,1,spont,train train_spont_9818,I'm so lonely.,Maybe there's a kid who will be your friend when you're not in school.,1,spont,train train_spont_9819,"You didn't make it stink in there, you just emotionally made it stink. You're saying there's a negative energy in there.","Yeah, my aura's pretty nasty, and I shrugged it off in there. I feel good, now. I feel good.",1,spont,train train_spont_9820,"We haven't hung out since high school. John, how have things been?",Everything is good. I'm a poet now.,1,spont,train train_spont_9821,These hands are the only thing I love.,Is there more you wanted to say with that?,1,spont,train train_spont_9822,I still don't like you very much.,You're very rude. I'm your father. I'm gonna send you to an all girls military school.,1,spont,train train_spont_9823,"We're ready to begin the ceremony. If everyone can, please be quiet.",OK. Everybody sit down. Everyone take your seats!,1,spont,train train_spont_9824,"Now, I don't remember parking a car in this garage, at all.",I don't know why you'd park a car in here. This is Best Buy.,1,spont,train train_spont_9825,Do you sleep in these condoms? For real?,"Fuck yeah. Being that this is an abandoned puppet theater, sometimes people come here to fuck and they leave their condoms around like it's the outside of an Australian animal sanctuary or something.",1,spont,train train_spont_9826,"I was just closing up, but I can do one more tattoo. Ma'am, it's 1 am.","I know, but my son has a date tomorrow and I really want him to get laid.",1,spont,train train_spont_9827,"How is that an enforceable law? ""Everyone is everything?""","It sounds a little off-putting, to be honest with you. Like why would I want everything to be the same?",1,spont,train train_spont_9828,What do you think of the artificial intelligence's accent?,"Well, I think it's constant. And I'm always impressed by a constant accent.",1,spont,train train_spont_9829,Her name's Eleanor.,"Oh, no, I remember Eleanor from the time I stayed at a hotel.",1,spont,train train_spont_9830,"Since were already in Van Nuys, can we see a prostitute?","Well, you already met Tiptop. So, why not a prostitute.",1,spont,train train_spont_9831,Every day you're going to recast the Lord of the Rings show?,"We're going to lose some people in this show, but we're going to get a whole lot more.",1,spont,train train_spont_9832,Perhaps your argument would be better if you softened it with one of your famous references.,"One of my Miller-isms. You know, it's funny, since my name is Dennis Miller.",1,spont,train train_spont_9833,"Excuse me, did you pay to get into the museum? You can't just latch onto a tour that's already going on.","I had a groupon. So, I can pretty much do anything. Where's my free drink?",1,spont,train train_spont_9834,You look like you're wearing an asshole costume!,"OK. It's traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole.",1,spont,train train_spont_9835,"I have a request, and I can't believe I'm saying this because it defies every selfish tendency about me. If I have one wish left, like you say I do, then I think I would like for that one wish to be joy brought into that man's life. That man over there, sitting in the waiting room. I want him to find happiness.","Desiree, that's a wonderful thing to wish for, and it's not my job as a service provider and technician to tell you how to use your wishes, but if I were you, I would think really hard. Do I want to give the last wish I had, knowing that I already burned two without even thinking about it, on a stranger? Now, I'm not saying you're right or wrong. I'm just saying, think about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9836,"Tell us, travelers, have you been here in our fair Iceland for long?","Not too long, let's see what, about five or six months.",1,spont,train train_spont_9837,"Look, I found someone else who wants to take a class.","I am also a new student here, and I also am wearing a fake mustache.",1,spont,train train_spont_9838,This place is so big. It's like I just get lost in it from the sheer volume.,And I feel it triggering my need to fill it with things from T.J. Maxx.,1,spont,train train_spont_9839,I feel like something's fishy about this mustache t-shirt guy.,You've been able to sniff out the perps all day.,1,spont,train train_spont_9840,Why don't you leave? Get away from this guy?,"I can't. I wish it were that simple, but I owe the president a debt of honor.",1,spont,train train_spont_9841,Keep in mind the classic front-yodel. What I will be doing is the reverse.,"And when he gets the reverse side of it, the pizza will magically appear.",1,spont,train train_spont_9842,"Like, not a girl, but not yet a woman.","It's kinda like, not being a person and not being completely dead yet either.",1,spont,train train_spont_9843,The winter is dark and the sun is at a short angle.`,"Oh, boy. I moved us here to Shadow Grove by mistake. I really didn't think about your condition.",1,spont,train train_spont_9844,"Laurent and Charisma, you're identical cousins?","Yeah, why do you act so surprised. Have you ever heard of identical cousins?",1,spont,train train_spont_9845,"Ma'am, could you tell your daughter not to touch me?",Why would I do that? It's hilarious.,1,spont,train train_spont_9846,"It's for my podcast, you know. I'm in the biz.",But do you have to keep the garbage in your car? Is that part of the podcast?,1,spont,train train_spont_9847,"You know, Pete, when I think about you and I and our girlfriends, I just think to myself ""who needs it?""","Hey, you're right. This is the state fair. There's so much to do.",1,spont,train train_spont_9848,"I think we should just try to distract him as much as we can with idle conversation. Hoping that, you know, this rain lets up and he goes on his way. And whatever he's planning, we're not the victims.","That's so smart, Kelly.",1,spont,train train_spont_9849,"We just uh... we just talking about, uh, temperatures. You know how in Europe they got different temperatures than here.?","Yeah, they got a lot of crazy stuff in Europe.",1,spont,train train_spont_9850,My job is to get my beautiful son a date and help him have a wonderful night.,"She's so good at that job. I mean, look at you. You're amazing.",1,spont,train train_spont_9851,"I don't believe that I deserve to be kicked out. I'm a paying customer. Well, I haven't paid because I haven't bought anything yet, but I will buy something.",And I haven't finished my drink yet.,1,spont,train train_spont_9852,"Oh, wow. you're blushing.",I do so very easily.,1,spont,train train_spont_9853,We are Home Depot. We have tools. We can go to MTV and disassemble the whole building.,That's true. What a great plan.,1,spont,train train_spont_9854,"Honey, I want you to listen up now.",Yes grumpy gramp?,1,spont,train train_spont_9855,"Janice, for the weather today, after you're done telling people the wrong thing, why don't you stick around? I think you'll want to see Catalina's segment.","I'd love to, thank you for the invitation. I didn't have lunch plans, so, I guess I could stay.",1,spont,train train_spont_9856,You're just putting World War I and World War II together?,"Yeah, Franz Ferdinand and Natzis, they're in there now.",1,spont,train train_spont_9857,"What are you doing down here in the storm drains, kid?","I'm basically a latchkey kid. My 13 year old babysitter smokes pot all the time, so I thought I'd go on a soul quest.",1,spont,train train_spont_9858,"The idea here in heaven is that everybody is kind of chill and we're having good times, and we praise God all day.","I'm so sorry, my wife left me years ago for her OfficeMax manager and things have not been good since.",1,spont,train train_spont_9859,"Mommy, is this stranger danger?",He doesn't look dangerous yet. Let's talk to him a little more.,1,spont,train train_spont_9860,I'm going to get you a tanning bed with my next paycheck.,What about me? What am I going to get?,1,spont,train train_spont_9861,"Hi guys, I'm back in Akron and I'm ready to play in this tournament.","Do you have the rest of the Cavaliers, like all the adult professional players?",1,spont,train train_spont_9862,I can't wait until these two have it out.,"Yeah, I can't wait to see this manchild beating up my ex-wife.",1,spont,train train_spont_9863,"Oh, I'm tired of hearing about your chickens. I lost my accent.?",Happens to the best of us mama.,1,spont,train train_spont_9864,"I need some coffee. Oh, this is the water cooler though.",It's the water cooler area. The coffee is very close by.,1,spont,train train_spont_9865,I've been Edward this whole time.,He's morphing right before our eyes.,1,spont,train train_spont_9866,"Barack, come back to politics. Barack, please, we need you.","No, the people of Reno need me.",1,spont,train train_spont_9867,"Cut, cut. Could you please just stick to the script and stop putting in this religious stuff?","You know what? When I'm in Heaven and you're all scrabbling all over each other, bloody with sores, I'm going to be the one saying ""cut, cut, cut.""",1,spont,train train_spont_9868,"Hey, old lady, you should really lock your door.","Old lady, what kind off greeting is that? I don't trust this person at all.",1,spont,train train_spont_9869,I want to not have to confront people in pet stores anymore.,OK. Why don't you quit your job.,1,spont,train train_spont_9870,"Well, I'll tell you what. In the guise of you, I can convince your friends to combine relaxation and hang outs.","You've got a deal, James Patterson.",1,spont,train train_spont_9871,Oh look they've got cheetos.,Ohh you're right it looks like they are flaming hot cheetos.,1,spont,train train_spont_9872,"Hey, did they change the bathroom code or what? I gotta take one.",Just go in there. It's 1 0 2 0 6 0 4 0.,1,spont,train train_spont_9873,Give me the key to Michael's case and I promise I will explain everything to you later.,"Alright, it 's hard to see. All the keys are the same color and glittery and there's so much tears in my eye.",1,spont,train train_spont_9874,I have a song I want to run by you guys?,"Are you going to sing it Abbapella, which is Abba without instrumental accompaniment.",1,spont,train train_spont_9875,Can I give you a dollar for some quarters?,"Oh, I don't know if I'm allowed to do that. My boss isn't here right now.",1,spont,train train_spont_9876,Should I go make the bed?,"Yes, Mom, if you could, go make the bed. Even if it's just me, I just like a made bed.",1,spont,train train_spont_9877,Don't worry I brought some sleeping bags for everyone.,"Oh, wait, they're puppet sized. I guess we'll put a foot in them?",1,spont,train train_spont_9878,I'm wearing white socks today.,I noticed that and you're wearing nothing else. Welcome to hell!,1,spont,train train_spont_9879,"We're here to sell home good for the house, alright? Only those kinds of goods.","With these buttons so low, I put the ""ho"" in Home Depot.",1,spont,train train_spont_9880,"Oh, look. I can make the dummy's mouth move.",Absolutely. Now try to make his mouth move and you speak without moving your lips.,1,spont,train train_spont_9881,I got you a new job.,Did you really? I bet it's going to be some sweet gig where I can smoke and drink all day.,1,spont,train train_spont_9882,"Yes, you're interested in a book? Well, I'm selling books.",OK. I'd like a book to teach my child the vowels.,1,spont,train train_spont_9883,I just sound too fancy to live here in Van Nuys.,"That's true, you always make the most money. People are like ""I want to sleep with that Empress.""",1,spont,train train_spont_9884,"Well, would you say that again? I can barely hear you over the turning of the river boat paddle wheel.",I said I'd like my trunks moved to the other corner of the room.,1,spont,train train_spont_9885,"I'm done using the lady's room now. All these Millenials are in my way, talking about social media and whatnot. I'm old school. ","She's a 25 year old, who does not like Millenials.",1,spont,train train_spont_9886,It's moving so fast. You've absorbed all the lemonade and you barely moved.,It's what I do. I'm a state fair janitor.,1,spont,train train_spont_9887,"Mom, you're twice married? To two men?","I'm afraid so. It was against my will, both times.",1,spont,train train_spont_9888,It's a box! I've got to open it.,"If you open that box, I can't be responsible for what happens.",1,spont,train train_spont_9889,"I tell you what, I'm going to go check out the tank. Kind of keep him occupied, make sure he doesn't go anywhere.",I'm a little worried this is above my... I'm the social media manager for this aquarium. I just don't think this falls into my category.,1,spont,train train_spont_9890,Your elbow is a wound that should be tended to.,"So is your heart, dear.",1,spont,train train_spont_9891,You ate that today? That's rude actually.,"Oh, hey kettle, black!",1,spont,train train_spont_9892,"Heading into the choppy water, folks. Choppy water up ahead.",Just now? I thought we just came out of the choppy water.,1,spont,train train_spont_9893,"I don't have the rest of the players, but I have these two adorable little children.","But, you need five people to play basketball, not three.",1,spont,train train_spont_9894,"I'm sorry, did you say your name was Pam or Pampt?","Pampt, but the P-T is silent, usually. Do you know other Pampts?",1,spont,train train_spont_9895,"Roger, it is you. Look at me, I'm all grown up.","There he is, Liza. I found him for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_9896,"Most definitely. We have a gal, who will block all your toilets til kingdom come.",I'm real backed up.,1,spont,train train_spont_9897,"I mean, for Sky God's sake, what is the hold up? I want to get my frenchie fries.",I'm two thirds dehydrated.,1,spont,train train_spont_9898,"Look, I did it. I found an unknown civilization.",How do you know this is an ancient civilization? It's just a hundred human skeletons. That proves nothing.,1,spont,train train_spont_9899,Do you hear that? Where's the cat?,All I see is lumps of trash moving. Is there more than one cat in here?,1,spont,train train_spont_9900,I noticed that you've replaced your signature Fleur de leis.,"Yes, I have replaced it. I replaced it with this OP sweatshirt.",1,spont,train train_spont_9901,Let's get back in bed after I had to shower. That was a mess.,I apologize for that. I've never done that before. We should probably put an extra sheet down.,1,spont,train train_spont_9902,"We can't have citizens of Narnia going to earth and hanging out. Also, there's some daughter of Eve running around here. ",This is some sort of inter dimensional Freaky Friday and I won't have it.,1,spont,train train_spont_9903,"We have a new doctor. She can't say the doctor stuff the first try, and it holds things up.","Yeah, I think she came in to help deliver at one point and then she exited without saying anything.",1,spont,train train_spont_9904,"OK, can we get a jersey made for Ron? That just says ""Ron"" on the back?","Yeah, guys, what are you standing around for? We need you to make those jerseys.",1,spont,train train_spont_9905,"OK. Jerry, so what do we do in the game now?","Yeah, Jerry, we need your advice. You're the best DM I know.",1,spont,train train_spont_9906,"Oh, that you know how to say correctly.",I did a Rosetta Stone.,1,spont,train train_spont_9907,"Percy, you deceptive little cockney, make yourself useful and help me tie this riverboat steward down.","Of course I will. All right, little David, you get right down, you hear?",1,spont,train train_spont_9908,There's a train going to Hoboken every fifteen minutes. We should get on one of them and have a drink out there.,"Yes, sure I'd love have a drink. We can have dinner too.",1,spont,train train_spont_9909,"I'm sorry, can I get some water please. I'm in 17C.",So you're more of a back of the plane kind of person. You get water right before we land.,1,spont,train train_spont_9910,"If I know your last name, do I know too much information?",You can just make the check out to Elizabeth St. John. That's what it says on the license I'm using right now.,1,spont,train train_spont_9911,That's my son singing up there on stage.,Tell him to shut up. I can't hear the opera.,1,spont,train train_spont_9912,"Normally, when we have a counterfeit character running around the park, we turn them over to people's justice and let all the people in the park have the ability to either stone him or tear him apart limb-from-limb. But it has come to light that Wreck-it Ralph is a Disney property so I'm at a loss here what we're legally allowed to do since we can only deal with Universal characters.",I think our only option is to turn him over to the mouse.,1,spont,train train_spont_9913,"Guys, Billy Jr. is right. He's summed up my feelings exactly. And I'm ashamed of you, Pinky.",I don't care. I have no emotions.,1,spont,train train_spont_9914,I can't go into the store today. Can you just be the manager? I'm feeling bad.,"C'mon, Tommy. You look just fine. I saw you splash water on your face before I came in here.",1,spont,train train_spont_9915,"Mark, pass me that sort-of used steak knife.","Sure, it's Ray, but here you go.",1,spont,train train_spont_9916,"And, I gotta say this again, I'm just a social media manager, but you pick up a lot about the fish stuff when you're, you know, managing these accounts. Some of this is manatee blood. Most of it, and this is gonna sound crazy but I promise you this is true. It's sea horse blood.","Look, I just work the gift shop but... I, too, have picked up a few things about fish. You know that sea horses are small, right? So in order for this to be mostly sea horse blood, this pretty sizable tank...",1,spont,train train_spont_9917,Oh look at that map. It's huge.,"Jennifer, look. There is that boy store.",1,spont,train train_spont_9918,"Your memories sound like supernatural kind of drug trip stuff, Clinton. I'm tempted to go stand over there.","Hold on a second, Dave. Do you remember getting on this plane?",1,spont,train train_spont_9919,Is Grandma going to come to Christmas dinner or is she still where I think she is?,"Grandma loves you very much, but she loves her organ more.",1,spont,train train_spont_9920,"No, I don't think I'm jealous about it. I mean, like, it's probably, like, perfect casting or whatever.",What's that supposed to be mean? Is that a dig of some kind?,1,spont,train train_spont_9921,Do you have a continental breakfast or a continental lunch here at the hotel?,"We do, but it's sort of a continental snack that's between lunch and dinner time.",1,spont,train train_spont_9922,What can I get you? More mimosas?,Of course! Keep them coming!,1,spont,train train_spont_9923,"Listen, have you seen this guy?","Pat? Yeah, he's more over in Western Europe.",1,spont,train train_spont_9924,This guy. Look. He's dead.,"Oh boy. I'm starting to think there's a correlation between us removing his kidneys and this guy dying, because this is like the 100th time.",1,spont,train train_spont_9925,"I might keep him. I might marry him, like Weekend at Bernie's. Which one's cooler?","I don't think either of those things are very cool, but I appreciate you loving him as much a I did.",1,spont,train train_spont_9926,"Mr. Water Bouncer, are you single?","Yeah, I'm single. My wife died.",1,spont,train train_spont_9927,"To be fair, I thought you were sneezing because you had a lot of mucus coming out of your nose.","Well, I had pneumonia. It was walking pneumonia. You don't sit away in your bedroom when you can walk with it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9928,"Craig, what happened to you? You used to be such a good spy. I know you fell down the stairs five times.","The memory makes me cringe. I had just put on my silk stockings, when my wife called me down for breakfast and I slipped down the wooden steps.",1,spont,train train_spont_9929,A man died because you mispronounced Heimlich. And yet other words you pronounce far too correctly. You see now why I cannot let you live?,"I completely understand, Dr. Lecter. I will not fight you.",1,spont,train train_spont_9930,"This didn't just come out of a barrel, did it?","It did! There was a barrel of shrimp cocktail, there was a barrel of wigs. I was like meh, and then I picked the wig. And it is hot stuff, Mister. Wow.",1,spont,train train_spont_9931,I am having a hard time hearing people. It's the acoustics in here.,Acoustics is the devil's megaphone.,1,spont,train train_spont_9932,"Hello, Valerie. Do you know Denise and Chuck? They work here too, apparently.",Of course I know them. They work in that one department.,1,spont,train train_spont_9933,"You're just going to live here on this island? What about your life back on the mainland, which is just a few feet away?","You know, my dad's lost somewhere in these waters. I'm going to stay here and search for him.",1,spont,train train_spont_9934,I guess you only like hearing this story when soft jazz is playing in the background and there's a flimsy adventure story wrapped around it.,"Yeah, it's vintage. It's cool.",1,spont,train train_spont_9935,"The winner of this year's Best Picture goes to ""Not without my Fortune Cookie""!",This is so exciting. I can't believe our story was made into a major motion picture.,1,spont,train train_spont_9936,Is it OK if I just hold you in my hand or do you like to be somewhere else.,"Both of those would be great. If you could hold me in your hand and then eventually, I would like to be somewhere other than your purse.",1,spont,train train_spont_9937,"Be careful though, Fred. Your cousins are a rascally bunch. ","Oh, OK. That sounds bad and dangerous, but I'm up for it. I want to be hardened.",1,spont,train train_spont_9938,It might be something that you want to watch closely.,"You're right, if I don't it could be detrimental.",1,spont,train train_spont_9939,"What about spoons, can we have a spoon museum, as well?",We can if they are state spoons with the state seal on them.,1,spont,train train_spont_9940,You're going to put gasoline in it? Like the goes into cars?,"Consider yourself half man, half car.",1,spont,train train_spont_9941,"I am. I'm looking for Janis Joplin. That's the one I want, daddy.",Spare no expense for her. My daughter's allowed to have whatever records at whatever price.,1,spont,train train_spont_9942,"Listen, we've got a problem that only you guys can handle.",It is a dead body or a live boy? That's what Disney does best.,1,spont,train train_spont_9943,"Maybelline, you did not yet return Amile? It's been so long.","Oh no, I had it tucked away in my skirts.",1,spont,train train_spont_9944,"Bob, can you give me those wings I have in the corner just leaning up there?",There were are. They're so heavy.,1,spont,train train_spont_9945,We're going to put together a musical in an hour?,"The last time they prepared a pie for the king, it wasn't good and they were all killed.",1,spont,train train_spont_9946,Then I guess all is OK. Sorry for being a nosy nellie.,"That's all right, Phyllis. We have a way of doing things here and it's good to check in.",1,spont,train train_spont_9947,"I was so worried because I described you as small, but then I realized I'm so big, you're probably normal sized.",You're big because you've been lifting. You're yoked and swole.,1,spont,train train_spont_9948,"Hey, that dumb kid is my dumb kid. And I can't stand him either.",Wouldn't want to be you. He's a horrible actor.,1,spont,train train_spont_9949,Your favorite restaurant is Dick's Last Resort in Seattle.,"Yes, they're charmingly rude to the customers there.",1,spont,train train_spont_9950,Did you just toot or poot?,A little bit of both.,1,spont,train train_spont_9951,"Listen, the important thing to remember is I'm great, and everyone will love me after I don the black tights and frilly white collar and start walking around with a skull.","Just saying maybe I know a little something more about playing Hamlet, and Pixie? If you wanted to go to the big after-opening show dance together, I would exactly be averse to it.",1,spont,train train_spont_9952,"I saw a poster of a very handsome Latino man. I was coming out of the nail salon, and it was just there, and I made up a fantasy in my mind. I named him Ricardo. And now his friend his is playing me all sorts of music in my mind.",This is all crazy. Is this your way of proposing a threesome? Because I would be into maybe seeing another dude plus you.,1,spont,train train_spont_9953,"Literally, because you're taller, you're more Ryan Seacrest than he is.",I think the scar looks cool.,1,spont,train train_spont_9954,"Yeah, semibiotics is a really tough field.","Yeah, semibiotics was actually weirdly harder than my medical degree.",1,spont,train train_spont_9955,"You don't care how much these auditions cost, but we're getting rid of Pirate Island to save money?","You get that we're weird, crazy people, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_9956,You've got a human bone lodged in your chimney.,"Love, I think this is a good sign that it's time to move.",1,spont,train train_spont_9957,What would be your ideal lifestyle if you're not interested in living with Cheese Danish and Toaster Strudel anymore.,"I would love to be returned back to my royal status and to my rat kingdom far, far away in Wisconsin.",1,spont,train train_spont_9958,"It's 33.3%. You thought I wasn't going to know that, didn't you?","Well, doubt is a good thing sometimes. It pushes you to be stronger.",1,spont,train train_spont_9959,"I don't know what brought me here. Just a feeling, I guess, a gut feeling.",No one really knows why any of us are here. It's all very confusing at this point.,1,spont,train train_spont_9960,"Now listen, you son of a bitch, I know you're going to be playing this part. You better study it like a mother fucker.","I have taken the liberty of memorizing the entire play, and not just my lines, but everybody else's lines.",1,spont,train train_spont_9961,"Honey, I'm getting feeds over the news about a brown plane having trouble over Hawaii.",You're listening to the radio in the garage?,1,spont,train train_spont_9962,The women's room is so far away from here.,"It's right there. You probably couldn't tell from the shape on the door, but that's a hat with a price tag hanging off it. That means it's the lady's room. ",1,spont,train train_spont_9963,I told him not to be in here using that computer.,"See, Sherry told you not to be in here using the computer, Vlad.",1,spont,train train_spont_9964,We live in a place called Jimsburg. Do you think that's a coincidence?,"Well, I'm Jims. We made that wish that Freeport would be different, and now it seems to be. I think our wish came true, Gwyneth.",1,spont,train train_spont_9965,Can you help him? Please? I love this man.,I have a lot of pain in my ribs. That's pretty recent. Does that have anything to do with the shellfish?,1,spont,train train_spont_9966,We're getting another one of those prank calls from Houston's again.,"I swear, it ain't a prank. I need your help. He killed my brother.",1,spont,train train_spont_9967,The Ryan Seacrest that I was aware of was shorter and didn't have a scar.,"He did not have a huge prominent scar on his face that he covered up with makeup to the point, where it looks like a negative scar.",1,spont,train train_spont_9968,"What are they doing in that spacecraft/watercraft/aircraft, other fish friend?","You can call me Nelson, it's fine. It looks like an upside-down aeroplane.",1,spont,train train_spont_9969,I don't like it when the popcorn becomes spongy. It's like you need a little bit of crunch to the popcorn.,"Sometimes, I'm afraid the popcorn is going to wilt all the way back into the kernel!",1,spont,train train_spont_9970,I'm drooling phlegm.,"I don't know who's worse, her that wheezy kid over there.",1,spont,train train_spont_9971,I can't marry you. I'm already married to Marco.,You mean that wrinkled lump of wheezing?,1,spont,train train_spont_9972,"She's 13 years old, for Christ's sake.","But, they have a problem with that but not me killing myself for a dude? They think it's cool that a preteen is just throwing her life away for some D? No. Nay, I say. At least pregnant, she's real. At least she's a feminist.",1,spont,train train_spont_9973,Do you think they're mad because we hid in that tower for such a long time.,Ummmm I doubt that they seem a little down because of the weather obviously they love us.,1,spont,train train_spont_9974,"They seem to be smiling, which you know is uncustomary in our country.","Unless, you know how according to the book if adult Icelanders are adopted by strangers, they are permitted to smile.",1,spont,train train_spont_9975,"Last week, Thomas Edison went 28 for 35, 377 yards in the air, 22 yards on the ground and 4 rushing touchdowns.","Wow, in the air? He sounds like a demon.",1,spont,train train_spont_9976,I am the first line of defense. They talk to me and then they walk down the carpet.,"Exactly, you're the gatekeeper. They can't get onto the red carpet without talking to you first.",1,spont,train train_spont_9977,"So, lady, if you're not going to do anything with these kids, can I just put them in this sack?","Were you not dressed up as Wreck-it Ralph, I would say we should run. But, since you are a character which I think has some affiliation with Universal Studios, I'm going to say yes.",1,spont,train train_spont_9978,He's getting ready to rain holy hell on his enemies!,"Look at that he is, there are the priests blessing the hell fire and everything!",1,spont,train train_spont_9979,"I am about to put up the big pinata, but I don't know where the pinata stick is. I was hoping that you could tell me where the big pinata stick is.","Well, we're from El Salvador, and we hide the stick. And our girl is supposed to find it somewhere in the parking lot. And when she does, she's a woman.",1,spont,train train_spont_9980,"I'm from New England, but I don't have an accent. I got rid of the accent when I realized I wasn't able to do it properly",I'm sure that happens to a lot of New England natives. Know your limitations.,1,spont,train train_spont_9981,"What do you think is holding me back? Because I feel like I'm getting everything. But then, you know, I feel like the manager is always saying I'm not quite there.","Well you take things too literally. Like when I said ""marrying ketchups"" you thought two bottles of ketchup wanted to be wed in holy matrimony.",1,spont,train train_spont_9982,I'm sorry I don't speak this language.,It doesn't really sound like you can speak at all. Did you cut your tongue off as a baby?,1,spont,train train_spont_9983,"Oh, crap, the goat's standing right there.",I thought that was a dog.,1,spont,train train_spont_9984,"And coming up next, a dog and a cat. Can they be friends?","Patricia, I don't want to give you notes but - a little more enthusiasm would be nice.",1,spont,train train_spont_9985,The people are just basically just experiencing motion sickness when they ride the pirate ship.,"Yeah, but there's also sort of a sexual feeling too. You feel it right under your stomach.",1,spont,train train_spont_9986,It doesn't feel fair that you can even be here to get money. You lost 20 million dollars.,"Yeah, what are you going to do with this money if you win it? Are you just gonna lose it?",1,spont,train train_spont_9987,I think she needs some food or something.,She needs her cigarette. She'll be just fine. Eat this cigarette. Wrap your tits around your neck and let's go out there.,1,spont,train train_spont_9988,"Look, if there's one thing I know how to do, it's how to throw a dazzling party, sans me, of course. Doris, you can tell a quick joke. Headmaster, what do you want to do for the play?",I'm pretty good at talking about exactly what my life is with no jokes attached.,1,spont,train train_spont_9989,I don't respect you and I can very confidently say I never will.,You're banned. You're banned from the McCormick Place.,1,spont,train train_spont_9990,I've been a part of your family for at least a year.,Then how come we couldn't see you before? They boys talked about you. We assumed you were an imaginary friend.,1,spont,train train_spont_9991,I did used to have a career before I was in mega development.,"And this career was, if I'm led to believe this is true, cake holding?",1,spont,train train_spont_9992,"So, Alfred, you want two shows? We're talking franchise. I love it.","Yeah, we're in. We're in deep like a well, like a kid stuck in a well.",1,spont,train train_spont_9993,I'd like to hear a rumbling of the tracks or a train whistle to indicate that the train is coming.,"Yeah, I agree with you. If they're running late, maybe somebody got stuck in the door at the last stop.",1,spont,train train_spont_9994,"Dr. Phil, there is a family from Eudora on the phone.",Eudora? I used to work in Eudora.,1,spont,train train_spont_9995,"Oh, my head hurts.","Oh, you already have a hangover? But you're still drunk.",1,spont,train train_spont_9996,Guy's my quiver is collecting dust.,"Ewww that is absolutely filthy, clean your stuff off what's wrong with you.",1,spont,train train_spont_9997,"My goodness, that is a gigantic lollipop, sir. Are you sure that that is healthy for a kid?","Well, it's his birthday.",1,spont,train train_spont_9998,"So, you want to ship a fridge?","Yes, we have a spare refrigerator that we'd like to send to my brother's family in Newark.",1,spont,train train_spont_9999,"I'm grateful to you all. Now, it's time for me to move on. It's time for me to travel the world.","Oh, good. I thought you meant something else. I thought you were going to die. That would be weird.",1,spont,train train_spont_10000,This marble on this floor is going to be hard on your client's knees. Do ya'll know that?,"Most of our clients, in fact, 100% of our clients have had their knee cartilage removed and replaced with stuffed animal batting.",1,spont,train train_spont_10001,"Hey Missy, can you run this?","Oh what's this, a Venmo credit card? That's new.",1,spont,train train_spont_10002,Brenda shouldn't have been in No Man's Land.,It's true. We all tried to tell her. That and wearing rouge.,1,spont,train train_spont_10003,I have one kneecap that is an eyesore and I'd like it removed.,"You don't have to tell me. It's this one here, right?",1,spont,train train_spont_10004,"Gabriel, is it just me, or are they just letting anyone into heaven right now?","Yeah, and I keep trying to warn them that they may get a one star review on Yelp, the Heaven Yelp.",1,spont,train train_spont_10005,What's that buzzing?,Incoming knowledge from another smart phone.,1,spont,train train_spont_10006,"I think your name should be something powerful. Something valiant. So how about Erik? It's a Viking's name, I think. You saved all of our lives.",Erik. I do like that. You know what? I'm gonna write that on my gun. I can play with it since it got jammed.,1,spont,train train_spont_10007,"Listen, that woman that you're serving - she seems up for anything, right? If you can convince her to be a guinea pig for a pair of my wings, I think I can get Mr. Buffett to invest in my company. I can finally get out of here.","All right, Mr. Timmons. I don't like it, but OK.",1,spont,train train_spont_10008,I'm sorry about all that. I just get nervous.,"I know. We keep you on the sunny side and the nerves don't hit, do they?",1,spont,train train_spont_10009,Where is it? Where is it? I should have taken a picture.,I remember this blue RAV-4. I know we walked past this when we parked.,1,spont,train train_spont_10010,"Are you saying a 40 year old woman in a grocery store would have absolutely no use for a tiny, naked, morbidly obese man?",That's exactly what I'm saying. You're useless to everyone.,1,spont,train train_spont_10011,"Your Honor, the earth and the sky are having sex as we speak. I'm the lawyer for the other guy. I'm sorry I'm late.","Oh, yes. We've been in session for two weeks.",1,spont,train train_spont_10012,"What if you took a chance, took a turn at doing a concert testimony.","Yeah, I'll do it. Sure, with my new friends here.",1,spont,train train_spont_10013,"Celeste, we're getting reports of an off-brand Wreck-it Ralph roaming the park. ","Well, as head of security, I'm going to put my best men on it. You. That's you.",1,spont,train train_spont_10014,"I can't join you in your fun, I'm a hired hand.","You're a hired hand, but not to protect and serve. If I wanted that I would have brought my husband.",1,spont,train train_spont_10015,"You guys might reach sexual maturity, but emotional maturity comes in time.",That's what a soul quest is. I gotta do a mind quest and a body quest all in one.,1,spont,train train_spont_10016,"Yes, what a tragedy we left her there.","Well, you treated her poorly. You abandoned her in Italy.",1,spont,train train_spont_10017,"Well, now you wearing your traditional outfit of overalls with no shirt underneath??","Yeah, so I'm feeling breezy.",1,spont,train train_spont_10018,"God damn it, you're never going to be a professor of philosophy. You tried and it didn't work out.","Maybe not, but I feel like I've got some good questions about life and stuff.",1,spont,train train_spont_10019,"Oh, you're just a young boy. I thought you were an old man.","I'm actually only 17. I got into the theater program and, you know, they sort of taught us all makeup tricks. I wanted to get into real character and journey across the country.",1,spont,train train_spont_10020,I didn't think you were doctors. Most doctors aren't holding hands with the other doctors.,We met dropping out of med school. We both decided it wasn't for us.,1,spont,train train_spont_10021,We've got four hours of friendship under our belt.,Here's to four more and then a whole lifetime together.,1,spont,train train_spont_10022,"Oh, you know how to tie a knot!",I know how to tie many. I was once locked in a bathroom with nothing but a boy scout manual.,1,spont,train train_spont_10023,"Just keep holding that grenade. Also, aren't you feeling a little sleepy?",I'm a tad bit tired. My grip is loosening.,1,spont,train train_spont_10024,"You look unwell. Do you have the gout, sir?","I've got a bad back. Not good. This is about as tall as I get. I used to be 7'1"".",1,spont,train train_spont_10025,"Diary, there's all these young people hanging out in the courtyard, but they never want to spend time with me. Shall I be brave? Shall I invite them over?",Show them the light that you have within. Open yourself to them.,1,spont,train train_spont_10026,"Last but not least, a retinal scan. Only a true hazel eye can open the safe.",This is what I was born for!,1,spont,train train_spont_10027,Some of my friends in the village call me the Gwenyth Paltrow of Ubun.,"I can see that. I can see it up here and I can see it down there. Somewhere in the middle, I don't see it.",1,spont,train train_spont_10028,"So, yesterday, I went down into the underground subway. You know, where the homeless troll people live. I made it about 30 yards. I just had a panic attack, and I ran out, you guys. I just think I've lost my way.","Listen, you can't be too hard on yourself right now. Don't feel bad about it. We've all been down there, completely frightened and running away from them, too. Those trolls are scary.",1,spont,train train_spont_10029,"Mom, we wanted to say congratulations.","It's a symbol of your marriage over and over. The potatoes symbolize you reap what you sow and in this case, it's tiny little dirt nuggets.",1,spont,train train_spont_10030,I feel like if you just looked up trumpetdavis.com you could probably see a touring schedule or something.,"Let me go to trumpetdavis.com. Oh, there's a touring schedule. It seems like he left Chicago, went to play Salt Lake City, Utah. Went to play New York. Then he went to Gilroy, California, garlic capitol of the world.",1,spont,train train_spont_10031,"Our baby doesn't deserve this wonderful name that we, his perfect parents, have come up with. We need to bestow it upon a more deserving creature.","It's disappointing, isn't it? I thought having a son was going to be great, but it turns out to be kind of bullshit. Tell me you feel the same way.",1,spont,train train_spont_10032,"Dear, I don't think that's what she means. You know how words can mean different things?",You mean like male and mail?,1,spont,train train_spont_10033,Of course we grew up in Minsk and then spent some time in Italy. Before we come here.,And I was born in the USA but mama and papa's accents are so contagious I sound just like them.,1,spont,train train_spont_10034,She said that I hurt her feelings when I said moon juice is stupid.,I know. She doesn't really mean it though. That's a good thing that her feelings are hurt.,1,spont,train train_spont_10035,"We're going to use mirrors, again?","Yeah, if you wouldn't mind, and I'm going to need a hand mirror for some of this stuff, too. Also, I need someone to play Helsing. Now, would you be up to playing Dracula's nemesis?",1,spont,train train_spont_10036,"I'm Maloney, and that's no baloney.",That's Maloney's signature catchphrase. He's been coming to concerts for years.,1,spont,train train_spont_10037,Are you a new member of sport club?,"I am a new member and I know it's no last name club, but I'll never be on the board if you know what I mean.",1,spont,train train_spont_10038,Help. I'm in the fire.,"Kids, run towards the sound of my voice. I'm at the front door.",1,spont,train train_spont_10039,"Mommy, now that Earl Yote ate daddy, am I going to get a new daddy?","Actually, honey. I just ran into an old friend. I think he will be perfect to join our family.",1,spont,train train_spont_10040,Do you need a fourth person for your barbershop quartet?,"Yes, we actually do. We meet Thursdays at 6:30 pm.",1,spont,train train_spont_10041,"So, Tiny, how long has it been since your last confession?","It's been a while. I'm sorry, I couldn't remember the rest of the words to Eagle's Wings and I was so embarrassed.",1,spont,train train_spont_10042,That's disappointing. We really like murdering people.,Maybe you could murder some fans after the show.,1,spont,train train_spont_10043,Our backs are covered in fingernails.,OK. What is hard to reach for you that itches?,1,spont,train train_spont_10044,"From your monologue, I got that this wasn't so much a representation of your life, but what actually happens in life.","Oh, yeah, this was earlier today. It was ripped straight from the headlines.",1,spont,train train_spont_10045,What should our first song be that we can practice?,How about the alphabet? Everybody knows it.,1,spont,train train_spont_10046,"You don't want to play a piano in the shower for two reasons. Okay, number one, you've got a disease where any kind of water spray burns your skin. Number two, you're going to ruin that piano. It's a big ticket item, you don't want to warp it with shower water.","I absolutely don't want to do that, Dr. Glitter. Thank you for telling me that.",1,spont,train train_spont_10047,You have experience playing the organ at church?,"Yes, I play it every Sunday. ",1,spont,train train_spont_10048,"What has come over me, Josiah?",I believe it's the way that she speech.,1,spont,train train_spont_10049,They saw your arms. They were pointing at them. He almost touched your arms.,I was trying to cross my arms under my shirt to hide them. They should have been invisible.,1,spont,train train_spont_10050,"Ghost, now that I don't have any secrets anymore, maybe it's time you don't have any secrets anymore.","Well, but, it's what I love the most. These secrets. I don't want to give those up.",1,spont,train train_spont_10051,"Hello, Ma'am. How are you? I'm sorry I bumped into you, I was jostled by the crowd.",I'm doing great. I'd love some of your beads though.,1,spont,train train_spont_10052,"Yes, this was what I was told to wear. I was told to wrap myself in yards of cotton candy.","It is a dance club after all, and that is what the book proscribes.",1,spont,train train_spont_10053,You never know when there is going to be water in that bucket.,"You're right, that's why the only thing we can do is run away any time they bring out the bucket.",1,spont,train train_spont_10054,"Amos, you sound just like the record. I thought you were lip-syncing to the record.",Your family has so many gifts. So talented.,1,spont,train train_spont_10055,You're going to meet the boy of your dreams here.,"Now hold on a second, dear. Jennifer, the mall is not for meeting boys, it is for shopping. The end. That's all we know of malls.",1,spont,train train_spont_10056,But how did you do that? We were at a courthouse. Who was it?,I know. Do you remember that gal that had to sign the papers? It was her great-great-aunt.,1,spont,train train_spont_10057,"Legally, there's a certain amount of nudity that you can show on advertising. How can somebody be nude, but not completely nude?",A man's nipple can be shown. What if we photo shop two man nipples over her nipples?,1,spont,train train_spont_10058,What would they say if they knew that a daughter of mine was seeing a butler-cook?,"Yeah, Calisto. What would auntie Cher say?",1,spont,train train_spont_10059,You're on the television?,"Yes, channel six news at nine.",1,spont,train train_spont_10060,I was just thinking of one way you could draw a hand. You know how kids make the turkeys? You could just leave it at the hand.,"Rochelle, I ain't gonna lie. This is a game changer.",1,spont,train train_spont_10061,Tabitha actually wrote a joke book about satanism.,I've been waiting for someone to roast Satan.,1,spont,train train_spont_10062,"Wait a minute, I just remembered I work at a Dennys, too. That's a double burn.","It's just temporary, until I get my life together.",1,spont,train train_spont_10063,I feel like we escaped a bad situation into a much more depressing situation.,I know. I'm online looking for an AirBnBs.,1,spont,train train_spont_10064,This is my friend. He just kind of hangs around and he's the only person who ever took me for me.,"Yeah, it's pretty neat, so I was just gonna like - if he's gonna be a fireguy and you guys are fireman - I don't want to be a fireguy or a fireman, I just kinda want to hang around. This is fine. As long as you guys acknowledge that I'm here and also don't kick me out.",1,spont,train train_spont_10065,What about my new goat? Can he stay in the house?,"The old can stay, the new can stay. You're all going to be an explosion of molecules in a few minutes.",1,spont,train train_spont_10066,"Listen, Sandy. I don't want to get in the way of you doing your job. But my whole life depends on me training to full-fledged waiter.",Your whole life is being a waiter at Margaritaville?,1,spont,train train_spont_10067,There's also a layer of butter lettuce on this sandwich.,"Oh, two kinds of lettuce, two kinds of crunch.",1,spont,train train_spont_10068,"Oh, what a relief that you said that. I am also a human killing robot.",I am also. I killed Roberto. I guess all three of us are human killing robots.,1,spont,train train_spont_10069,"I hear the founder is going to be introducing this new character, Excelsior Man.",He used to live in Chelsea. He doesn't live there anymore.,1,spont,train train_spont_10070,"Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today and you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit.",And it's August.,1,spont,train train_spont_10071,"So, I was thinking we could pick some of my favorites. You know, more nature based groups.","Sure. I see Earth, Wind and Fire and The Soundtrack from Forest Gump.",1,spont,train train_spont_10072,"What do puppets eat? Well, 'cause, do you go to the bathroom?","That's what you want to ask me? Yes, I do go to the bathroom. I have a tiny puppet butthole.",1,spont,train train_spont_10073,Why can't I be a member of the board? I show up here. I brought my children here.,"I'll tell you why you can't be a member of the board. It's because everyone in my family is on the board. It's a family own sport club and you're not part of the family, Evelyn.",1,spont,train train_spont_10074,"Nancy, I can't read your emotions right now. Are you having a positive reaction to what Denise said?","You know what? I did. I did have a positive reaction to Denise's empathy, and I feel that if you guys think it's okay, who am I to say no? I'm not a no'er. I'm a yes'er.",1,spont,train train_spont_10075,What kind of puzzle were you working on Councilman Jaspers?,"Well, it was two kittens, but I don't know what they're doing because I haven't finished the middle yet.",1,spont,train train_spont_10076,"You've been giving her a big allowance? But Marjorie, for how long? $50, that's quite a great sum she's got.",Ten dollars a week for 5 weeks.,1,spont,train train_spont_10077,"Michelle, you're implying that all that Brigadier Private and Colonial Sargent are going to be no more because the pirate ship is closing and the show is shutting down.","We're going to merge. It's more like a merge, you guys. Maybe you've seen or heard Battle Royal.",1,spont,train train_spont_10078,Hello Viarda.,"Hello Heckla, my esteemed older sister.",1,spont,train train_spont_10079,Our cousin's name is Radio Disney. It was named after him.,"Due to my family name, I can't dispute any name.",1,spont,train train_spont_10080,"Hey kids, there are 5 seconds left in the game.",It's been one heck of a game. I'm sweating my little forehead off.,1,spont,train train_spont_10081,"Meredith, there's no guarantee that we won't end up in a loveless marriage like I'm already in right now. But isn't it worth taking the chance for at least a fun wedding?","And even if it is loveless come five, six years - or less - it's the passion that counts.`",1,spont,train train_spont_10082,I think this king guy is turning out to be a bad choice for sending to that earth planet.,"Well, I'm sorry. Not everyone voted and we just went with whoever they picked.",1,spont,train train_spont_10083,"Hey, Dad, I need $20 because we're doing a field trip to the Museum of Tolerance.",The Museum of Tolerance sounds stupid.,1,spont,train train_spont_10084,"That's it, You weird, soot covered creatures. Get away from him, mate. You'll get old timer cockney disease. You'll simultaneously turn cockney and become old.",That's actually not how it's pronounced. It's named after a doctor whose name was Alzheimerscockneydisease.,1,spont,train train_spont_10085,Here's a corn sample for you.,But this is raw. I can just eat this?,1,spont,train train_spont_10086,"Just like you, Maybelline. You need the sun.","Yeah, I need the sun or the cough comes and the rages come.",1,spont,train train_spont_10087,"So that's interesting, I've lived here for ten years and you've never invited me to your house once. Then you meet little Tyler and and immediately are inviting him over for doughnuts.","Look, Geum, I like to maintain an air of professionalism. you do my hair. That's who you are. I am Miranda Crimpcrumper. I just can't befriend everyone.",1,spont,train train_spont_10088,"OK, she claims to be a human killing robots, but she's killing pianos?","She doesn't know the difference between a piano and a human? She's trying way too hard to be a robot, Todd.",1,spont,train train_spont_10089,Sorry my voice is muffled. The dog is sitting on my face.,Stop bothering me. I'm trying to teach myself to read in here. I need to concentrate.,1,spont,train train_spont_10090,"Well the late fees are already on there, it's just that we need the videos back.",I didn't rent Amile.,1,spont,train train_spont_10091,"I don't know my name. It's like my memory's gone. Wait a minute. What did you slip into my water, Rudy?","Well, I must admit, I was lonely. So I put some super alcohol in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_10092,"Well, in a pinch, I'll do what I have to do. Even take out an appendix.",That was a scary time. Thank god you went out on a limb and did that surgery 'cause that could have burst and killed you.,1,spont,train train_spont_10093,"Her vitals are spiking, you can see that she's going to start hallucinating any second, if she hasn't already. This is bad.",I say let the broad hallucinate. Let her hallucinate and let them die peacefully.,1,spont,train train_spont_10094,Thank you. You look normal too.,"Well, I wasn't fishing, but I like what I caught.",1,spont,train train_spont_10095,I'm going to go over to the kiosk and use my blocks to buy more blimp tickets for everyone.,"I have one already. Again, I'm the prepared one. I am the regular woman. I'm just putting that out there.",1,spont,train train_spont_10096,I didn't know that everyone that visits this dentist office has a lion's mane.,"We have a dress code, so if the patient doesn't have a mane, we'll give them a fake one to put on.",1,spont,train train_spont_10097,You know I don't like when they eat ice cream. It makes them fat.,"Well, they're starving, Chaz.",1,spont,train train_spont_10098,"Oh, God. No son of mine is gonna work at a Quiznos. You've got to get out of this house",But it's the best place for my skill set. ,1,spont,train train_spont_10099,They're talking about the rotation of the bullpen or some bullshit. Who cares? Whether blacks should be allowed in baseball. Who cares?,Probably the blacks.,1,spont,train train_spont_10100,"Mr. and Mrs. Smith, you should focus on what you're going to do to get the baby man's treasure.","Right, what we need to do to defeat his legion of terra cotta seven foot women.",1,spont,train train_spont_10101,It was so weird when the captain called me Dame Edna.,"That was weird. I don't think you look that much like Dame Edna. I mean, if I saw you side to side, I'd say ""No, she doesn't look like Dame Edma at all.""",1,spont,train train_spont_10102,"Hey, I know you. You used to host Weekend Update on SNL.","I did, I did. I was very unpopular, man.",1,spont,train train_spont_10103,"Jared, I think you're letting that affect you and you shouldn't. It was unpleasant of course, but it's over.","I lost a wife, Marcus.",1,spont,train train_spont_10104,"I'm not letting you out of this closet, Jody.","Let me out of here, Dana. I need to win science fair and get this prize.",1,spont,train train_spont_10105,"I'm an American, by the way. I'm Karen.","Hi, I'm Steve. The baker. The American baker.",1,spont,train train_spont_10106,Finishing the contraption went quicker than I would've guessed.,I think you supplied these allen wrenches. That really made the work go quick.,1,spont,train train_spont_10107,"Let me go to trumpetdavis.com. Oh, there's a touring schedule. It seems like he left Chicago, went to play Salt Lake City, Utah. Went to play New York. Then he went to Gilroy, California, garlic capitol of the world.","Big jazz town. Spicy jazz. Bad breath jazz, they call it.",1,spont,train train_spont_10108,I'm going to bring this whole corporation down.,"Well, you're a little late if you're just now trying to take down corporate. This is the last Blockbuster. We're almost out of business.",1,spont,train train_spont_10109,"Excuse me, is this line for driving permits?","Oh my god, this woman is literally right next to my ear and she's screaming as if I'm millions of miles away.",1,spont,train train_spont_10110,I cannot find your daughter. I looked in the parking lot. I looked where I found the pinata stick myself. I looked where the stick is hidden. I cannot find your daughter.,"Listen, that might not be a problem. Because since you found the stick, it's your quinceañera.",1,spont,train train_spont_10111,I'm what they call petite.,"I would go to say you are triple-x petite. You're very, very petite.",1,spont,train train_spont_10112,Mr. Whitaker has that lazy eye that just makes him look trustworthy. You don't think he'd run off with your money.,"Well, he wouldn't know which direction to run.",1,spont,train train_spont_10113,"Everything that I did with Celeste is completely illegal now. But, at the time, I didn't know it was bad.","Oh, I get it. It's OK for you to date a coworker because you got grandfathered in to having a relationship with someone from the park.",1,spont,train train_spont_10114,How many Tums did you eat? Did they give you a spit bucket on that set?,"They gave me one doctor, but a real biter and chewer doesn't use a spit bucket.",1,spont,train train_spont_10115,Mr. Stanfield is over there having a fake conversation.,"He's clearly pretending. His light isn't even on, on his phone.",1,spont,train train_spont_10116,Are you not liking what we're serving at our dinner party? You don't seem happy. It's like you wish you were somewhere else.,"I don't know. I enjoyed the cooking quite a bit, but do you always prepare meals from a can?",1,spont,train train_spont_10117,"I'm not to sure where I'm going. I got an invitation from an eccentric millionaire. So, I will be back.","This sounds like an adventure. Take us, Ronald!",1,spont,train train_spont_10118,You can't go past this point without a membership. We can give you a guest membership for you to have a day pass.,"Ma'am, you see this AK47? This is my pass.",1,spont,train train_spont_10119,"Batch, the reason you're here is because you didn't have a ticket to get out of the garage?","Yeah, and no one was working, so I took over the garage.",1,spont,train train_spont_10120,"Let's say this mythical creature wished for someone to fall in love with him. So, now, if the wish comes back three times, as per wish rules, then the object of the affection becomes obsessed to the point of almost killing them. But how can it be worse than that? If it's supposed to be nine times instead of three because he's a mythical creature.",I suppose he could consume the other person's body after murdering him so he could swallow his entirety into himself.,1,spont,train train_spont_10121,This quartet is probably going to try to order Thai food or something.,"Yeah, they seem like the type of people that would order Thai.",1,spont,train train_spont_10122,All I wanted was to serve steaks to my friends. I'm so sorry.,"Sam Houston, I wish I could accept your apology. But, you killed a lot of people and that's not cool.",1,spont,train train_spont_10123,What if Buddy Roger's dream is to star in Free Jack?,Don't ruin the moment with your weird TV show reference.,1,spont,train train_spont_10124,Why does your ghost writer call you Murray when we all know you had a different name?,That is an interesting story that I look forward to telling you at a later occasion.,1,spont,train train_spont_10125,I can't believe it's finally happening to me. I'm having contractions.,Yep. Let me get the catcher's mitt.,1,spont,train train_spont_10126,"You are doing an errand for us, just to be clear.",I will check out the situation and do what I think is necessary.,1,spont,train train_spont_10127,The vending machine don't take pennies.,The vending machine is the boss here.,1,spont,train train_spont_10128,"Oh, sorry, I forgot. We just got deep in conversation.",He's so funny and smart.,1,spont,train train_spont_10129,We're gonna make you blow up balloons until you die. You run out of air.,But I've just been spreading a gospel of love and peace. I've helped the poor. I've brought people back from the dead!,1,spont,train train_spont_10130,"I said a full rosary, looked out the window for awhile and I had a cup of coffee. What did you do?",I had a cup of coffee and read the Sunday funnies from yesterday.,1,spont,train train_spont_10131,"Trina, are you teaching Fred to sing little songs about all of his activities?","Of course, I am. That's how he's going to learn.",1,spont,train train_spont_10132,"We gotta do this so you can graduate, right? So the stakes are pretty high.","Not only that, everyone must like it in order for David to graduate.",1,spont,train train_spont_10133,"Clem, I apologize that you have to put up with Doris even though you replaced her 20 years ago.",It's fine. She kind of comes with the territory. She's helpful at times.,1,spont,train train_spont_10134,"This was quite an adventure we had together, guys. I really appreciate you all risking your lives so that I might have this one moment.",And we'll always have these tattoos to remember this journey.,1,spont,train train_spont_10135,This is the most brutal fight I've ever seen!,I know! That woman is twisting that guy's head around like a doll!,1,spont,train train_spont_10136,I mean that Art is a part of me like your leg stump is a part of you.,I guess my stump is a part of me. It's more a defining idea that there's something else that's not a part of me.,1,spont,train train_spont_10137,"What if we invest our $10 Million into the saving of this stadium, so Doris can continue to stay here instead of coming home with us.","Yes, this is where we met. I think it would be beautiful to save the stadium.",1,spont,train train_spont_10138,"When I moved to Los Angeles and started getting offers to do stuff, someone told me that it was too regional. So, I just decided to get rid of it.","It makes you more charming, being American.",1,spont,train train_spont_10139,I put the label ghost cookies on the bowl because I wanted people to read it.,"Christ is dead, so it kind of make sense anyway.",1,spont,train train_spont_10140,We're just about done grieving. Would you mind if our grieves overlap?,I guess that's all right. I'm usually a private griever.,1,spont,train train_spont_10141,My name is on the store sign. How do you not know that I am familiar with snakes?,You forget that I'm illiterate. If only you had put your pictures up there.,1,spont,train train_spont_10142,"I'm passing judgement on the people here, Pastor. I'm starting to feel like something weird is going on.","You know, first of all let me absolve you of that sin. No Hail Mary's. And can I confess something to you? I feel like I've been judging because I've been getting a bad vibe here as well son.",1,spont,train train_spont_10143,That guy is blindingly white.,"I think this guy could be Powder, from that movie.",1,spont,train train_spont_10144,What if we try the Wisconsin Wells? It's the cheaper park across the street. Kind of like a California Adventure to Disneyland.,"It's still a water park, only they lower you into a well. You can splash around in there.",1,spont,train train_spont_10145,It is a golden bell. You're very perceptive.,"Thank you. I'm a private detective. Roger Elliot, private detective.",1,spont,train train_spont_10146,Are you the same Mr. Hammertrack who used to pull the cape for for Mel Farro's commercial?,"That's what I was just talk about a moment ago, yes.",1,spont,train train_spont_10147,"You know what's funny, I remember you at the 10 year reunion. I remember thinking wow, Ricky hasn't aged at all. And you still look even exactly the same as you did at that high school reunion.",I'm trapped in my 17 year old body because I died that night.,1,spont,train train_spont_10148,"Mother and father, I'm looking forward to taking over the grocery business and carrying on the Grocery name.",Here are the keys to your first grocery store.,1,spont,train train_spont_10149,"Oh my god, that giant's coming over here.","Please, please, don't hurt us. Giant, don't hurt us. Oh my god, he's so close to us.",1,spont,train train_spont_10150,Sir? I'm a woman. How dare you.,"I'm terribly sorry, you're wearing a scarf wrapped around your head.",1,spont,train train_spont_10151,"Hi ladies, my name is Craig and I don't want to beg.",That's Craig the line cook. He's the most famous line cook. There's a picture of him in the bathroom.,1,spont,train train_spont_10152,"Where was it, right around the corner?","There and many, many other places.",1,spont,train train_spont_10153,"Alone, You mean?",We'll go back in the walk in and have a great time.,1,spont,train train_spont_10154,"At Mars base one, we would drink wine. So we thought we might show you a little bit of the local Mars one culture.","Yeah, we got this at a place called Base Ones. They're a great winery.",1,spont,train train_spont_10155,"You're a disappointment. I don't know what to be mad at first, Brandon. ",Don't be mad at me. I do the best I can to wait on the patrons of the restaurant.,1,spont,train train_spont_10156,"Can you train both of these animals, as if they were dogs?","Yes, I am up to the challenge. I've been waiting a long time. When I was a little girl, I grew up in Croatia and I didn't get to do anything. I was such a good kid all the time.",1,spont,train train_spont_10157,When I told my girlfriends I was going on vacation none of them were excited or surprised.,They all knew about the damn vacation. I asked all of them before I asked you.,1,spont,train train_spont_10158,There's no reason to be blue at our Christmas party. This is our mandated 15 minute break. This is supposed to be a time of happiness.,"I know, but to be honest with you. All we do all day is talk, so when I get a 15 minute break, I don't want to interact with my fellow employees. I just want to be quiet.",1,spont,train train_spont_10159,"Mr. Millionaire, is there room in your carnival for a tapeworm who juggles?","Yes, he's a very talented tapeworm that Yorgy has trained personally.",1,spont,train train_spont_10160,Now I guess it's a battle to the death.,"You seem prepared, you arranged this whole thing just to watch us die didn't you!",1,spont,train train_spont_10161,Remember Willie Wonka and the grilled cheese factory when he bite into the grilled cheese and there was a golden ticket inside the grilled cheese.,"Yes, it was like, run home as fast as you can and don't stop til you get there.",1,spont,train train_spont_10162,"Chuck, feel free to enjoy some of the strychnine we put out. There's a whole jar of it.",That's good. I've built up an immunity to this. I'll just take the whole jar if you don't mind.,1,spont,train train_spont_10163,"I have to say, Florida International Airport has done such a good job of creating that walkway right onto the airplane from the airport that sometimes you don't even know you're on the plane yet. Yet, here we are on the plane.",That's FIA in a nutshell. They make everything easier.,1,spont,train train_spont_10164,I want to thank you all for the award. I'm feeling really nice and so are all the other line cooks.,Hurry up and cook! We're hungry.,1,spont,train train_spont_10165,Your book? You mean you're a writer and a ghost?,"I'm a ghost writer. Murray was too shy to write his own book. So, he employed me to stand in and experience his life with him as he told me stories of his past.",1,spont,train train_spont_10166,I told you we never should have gotten Todd to do the song.,"He's so unreliable, though. I don't know why you said yes when he offered.",1,spont,train train_spont_10167,It's so cold.,"What, you don't like the temperature in Nigeria?",1,spont,train train_spont_10168,I used to work at a bank and I was offered a raise that amounted to $1.2 Million a year and I turned it down because I wanted to get into show business.,What kind of show business? You look like a ventriloquist dummy. ,1,spont,train train_spont_10169,"Hell, I bit my own thumb off. I was just chewing at my nails. I'm nervous that I'm not going to fit this ship into dock. This is my first mission. I know I don't sound like it, but it is.",It's okay. The freeze dried food and your freeze dried fingers oftentimes start to taste a lot alike when we're out on these voyages. I've done this a lot.,1,spont,train train_spont_10170,Joyce the vegetarian! I haven't seen you since 8th grade.,"I know, I popped back in here when you guys came back from your trip.",1,spont,train train_spont_10171,"That's it, Terry. You're fired. Leave the lab and take your drunk rat with you. I hope this has no repercussions on the rat kingdom.","Your honor, I just want to say that you look too young to be a judge.",1,spont,train train_spont_10172,"My father, John Wayne was a poop mule. He was transporting poop. He swallowed a bunch of balloons full of poop.","Oh, poop? That's weird. I've heard of a drug mule before but not a poop mule. Who out there needs poop?",1,spont,train train_spont_10173,"So, Alfred, you schedule times when you will be at each others houses?","Yes, it depends on daylight savings. That's when we switch. She lives my life and I live hers.",1,spont,train train_spont_10174,I'm a little groggy from my trip. Where am I?,You're in London.,1,spont,train train_spont_10175,"William, as a surprise for your birthday we put in some songs and you're not going to know which one it is until you get up there.",We did a prank. I hope you don't gotta sing the national anthem of a country you don't know or the Greek alphabet.,1,spont,train train_spont_10176,"Listen, I got good news for you. You're a new fireguy. And you, stair witch, you're like the worst person to have in the event of a fire. You make stairs go away. You'll never be a fireguy.",But I exposed the doorway vampire.,1,spont,train train_spont_10177,How did you not know about the Hospital burning down Pete? It was a big story.,I took a business trip to Anchorage.,1,spont,train train_spont_10178,"Well, here were are. Magnolia and Chester.","What? I can't believe it. Is that you, Big Willie?",1,spont,train train_spont_10179,"Hey, looks like we got a customer.","Hey, great. I can't wait to make twenty large again.",1,spont,train train_spont_10180,Should the three of us hold hands as we ascend to a higher plane and then probably descend through Hell's true fire?,"You can hold my hand, but not Ludmilla's because, you know, we're married.",1,spont,train train_spont_10181,"I don't understand in the kitchen simulation, why is the cook screaming from the back, ""do you guys want some eggs or something?"" Isn't that the waiter's job?",I think it makes it authentic. There are some restaurants where they do things a little differently.,1,spont,train train_spont_10182,"Oh, so the nature of you non-confrontation made you answer the answer incorrectly.",Exactly. And I apologize for that.,1,spont,train train_spont_10183,"The snake will eat squirrels, rabbits, large mice, rats and puppies.",Do you have a bait puppy? We could put it on a string and leave it out.,1,spont,train train_spont_10184,It's a picture of your hero.,"Yes, um, about that. My hero is not you.",1,spont,train train_spont_10185,There's a moment in time that you can call it that. There's a week and a fortnite.,The video game or the time?,1,spont,train train_spont_10186,"Kay, it's been six months since you got fired. How'd you forget about your bag for so long?","I know, I have another bag and I forgot that I forgot my bag here.",1,spont,train train_spont_10187,"You're a bad person, Kyle.","Yeah, I'm not good. Of course, I think I'm great because that's what a sociopath would think.",1,spont,train train_spont_10188,"Hey, who's the new guy?",Sorry I'm a bit late. Some very wonderful lady just stopped me in the hallway here and I had to direct her to Sears and they're very long directions.,1,spont,train train_spont_10189,"I keep a flask in my stocking, at the very top of my thigh, so it's always warm. But I can't give it to you. You haven't officially walked yet. That would be bad.","Can't you just bend the rules, just this one time? Soon we're not going to be your problem anymore.",1,spont,train train_spont_10190,Do one of you want to write it on a note and I can pass it to the citizens.,Oh I like that yes let's write it at the same time.,1,spont,train train_spont_10191,That's not a tapeworm. I promise.,This is rubber band. Holds together bills.,1,spont,train train_spont_10192,"Megan, we have to get Jack and Tonya into Comicon because we made that pact to make friends with more people of color.",We can't meet them on their level. We have to drag them onto ours.,1,spont,train train_spont_10193,And you're a veteran. You were captured for a while.,"Yeah, I was in the corps and I was a POW. And my specific job in the corps was to be the person who kind of goes and lances blisters and boils on the seats of, uh, soldiers.",1,spont,train train_spont_10194,"This is nuts. I have a tiny butthole, too.",Let me see. Prove it. Pics or it didn't happen.,1,spont,train train_spont_10195,"Oh, so I'm not operating within the strict lines of the law?","No, you are not, sir. This is my jamon iberico shop. I am Antonio now.",1,spont,train train_spont_10196,"Evelyn, hopefully your murderous rage doesn't have you killing everyone you know.","Well, it ruined my first marriage, but lesson learned. I won't let that happen again.",1,spont,train train_spont_10197,"I'm going to call you, Brazil.","Oh, that makes me sound real fancy.",1,spont,train train_spont_10198,Does the court reporter have her keyboard sounds on?,"Yes, she does and she's clearly typing on an iPad.",1,spont,train train_spont_10199,"Yeah, but I cracked the window so it wouldn't overheat.",Crack a window? I'd like to see you sit in a car with no A/C and the window cracked.,1,spont,train train_spont_10200,"If you show us where the Hazel Diamond is, we'll split the profits with you.",I might just be lonely enough to agree to that. But I can't promise that the green Hazel Diamond is going to bring you any joy whatsoever.,1,spont,train train_spont_10201,There may have been a ton of alcohol in that orange juice. I couldn't remember if you wanted it definitely with or definitely without alcohol. Which one did you want?,"The one without alcohol. You don't understand, I change when I have alcohol.",1,spont,train train_spont_10202,You can have the rights to my property.,"If I hadn't been married for two days, I might take you up on that.",1,spont,train train_spont_10203,"I'll have a club sandwich, I guess.",Very good choice. And here are some fried clams on the house.,1,spont,train train_spont_10204,"Yeah, well, you know. It wasn't easy for me. I had a lot of anxiety I had to work out. A lot of fears I had to get over. But, just one day at a time.","Well, that's a good quote for your book, Slats. One day at a time.",1,spont,train train_spont_10205,I could show you around this theater and then you show me a check for $10.00 and I'd have wasted my time.,I carry 20's. I wouldn't write a check for $10.00.,1,spont,train train_spont_10206,"I did not see you in the back of the truck as well, my friend.","I was hiding under it, Cape Fear style.",1,spont,train train_spont_10207,"If the train is running late, maybe somebody got stuck in the door at the last stop.",That's a very specific example. Do you know something about what happened?,1,spont,train train_spont_10208,"So you really like my sketches, Lorne?","Some of them are usable, I guess.",1,spont,train train_spont_10209,"Mom and Dad, what kind of experiment are you doing on me?",We're not sure. It was an offer too good to refuse.,1,spont,train train_spont_10210,I'm a count. Have you ever had a count before?,"Oh, man. I've had princes and duchesses, and I had a burger king, once.",1,spont,train train_spont_10211,We could start a whole new life with that money.,"Sounds good, but you gotta do the books 'cause if it's up to me, it's ending up in a mall fountain.",1,spont,train train_spont_10212,Don't listen to him son listen promise me when you grow up if you become a father and you have a daughter name her after your grandmother name her fresh fish.,"Fresh fish, that sounds beautiful of course I will give her the family name pop.",1,spont,train train_spont_10213,"Mom, I just want to say that I'm really happy here. I really like this town.","Well, if you play your cards right, maybe they won't kick us out and we won't have to leave this town.",1,spont,train train_spont_10214,"Hi, old timer. Thanks for stopping for me. You don't mind me calling you old timer, do you?",Nah. The lines on my face are like a map of my journeys.,1,spont,train train_spont_10215,"Beth, I'm sorry I threw that water in your face. But you were, like, talking crazy.","I got confused, that woman passed us and she sounded so elegant I just decided to emulate her for a little while.",1,spont,train train_spont_10216,"Folks, what you're seeing right now is our intern, Ken. He's also a time criminal. He's just come in with a machete and he has sliced Mary, the makeup lady's head off. This is unexpected to say the least.",You've got news! Run with the story! Murderous intern on the loose! Machete in Machete Falls!,1,spont,train train_spont_10217,"He's so proud of his singing. He's been singing it all year to practice, throughout all of the treatments and all of the sadness.","Jeanne, just because he's proud of himself doesn't mean he's someone anyone can count on. Try to remember that.",1,spont,train train_spont_10218,Is it still really a doughnut if there's meat inside of it?,"Well, it's sweet on the outside and it's got filling.",1,spont,train train_spont_10219,We have some steamed milk for Lieutenant.,"Ah, yes, that would be me. It helps with my nap time.",1,spont,train train_spont_10220,"Mr. Sims, why do you think so many people are eating here at Quiznos today?",You know what I think it is? I think it's that the World's Fair is coming to town next door.,1,spont,train train_spont_10221,"I mean, I'm just, you know what? I know it. I know logic to text you would blow into the big end.","Yeah, because I can fit my whole face in there!",1,spont,train train_spont_10222,I will check out the situation and do what I think is necessary.,"If you can, on your way to Staples, I need to drop this off at the DMV. I have an appointment, but I think I'm gonna be late. It's just a change of address.",1,spont,train train_spont_10223,That there's common criminals in the airport is terrifying thought.,But you know what criminal is worse? One that can criminalize and not be penalized for it. Like the TSA workers who stole my bag.,1,spont,train train_spont_10224,"My name Ben is from the bible, I think.",So is Shelly. A lot of people don't know that.,1,spont,train train_spont_10225,"Okay, everyone, Rubber Band here is going to juggle a tennis ball, a bowling pin, and a chainsaw.",That seems overly ambitious. At home he just did the three balls.,1,spont,train train_spont_10226,I already told you. I want an elf costume for my baby.,"We only sell elf costumes at Christmas, and also re-purpose them on St. Patrick's Day and make them into leprechaun costumes.",1,spont,train train_spont_10227,That's a really cool bike.,Thank you so much. One of the passengers gave it to me. She doesn't know how to ride it.,1,spont,train train_spont_10228,"I should also mention that in addition to being saltwater toughies, we're also mystics.",We remember her saying they were mystics and we were in the ocean at the time. We're the callback kids.,1,spont,train train_spont_10229,"You know, I once constructed a crossword so they like to call me a wordsmith. That's why you're lucky to have me on your book.","Well, I'm very lucky to have you on my book, Mr. President. Thank you very much. You know, this is a honor for me. I almost voted for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_10230,"As you know, I'm happily married to Jonathan.",You're still happy after 30 years?,1,spont,train train_spont_10231,"If we get hungry and need to snack on something, we are going right for that hat.",The hat is plastic. It is representational only.,1,spont,train train_spont_10232,"To be fair, I think my wife was implying it would be a souvenir for us of this trip. Not that you're selling souvenirs.","Well, let's not quibble over semantics.",1,spont,train train_spont_10233,I feel so mistaken and wrong. I've wronged you all these years by not letting you pray.,"Yeah, I definitely want a divorce and I want my arms removed. A lot of things are occurring to me today.",1,spont,train train_spont_10234,"Gretchen, the cop, do you want to be big again?","I do want to be big again, but I want you all to come with me. I think it's all or nothing.",1,spont,train train_spont_10235,"How long after the surgery, Mr. Timmons, did it take before the pain stopped?",Some days I think it'll never stop. I'm still in incredible pain all the time. Why do you think I'm so uptight?,1,spont,train train_spont_10236,Please don't turn it down any colder.?,But it's cold storage.,1,spont,train train_spont_10237,"What are we throwing into the town fire tonight, ladies?",I can't decide between the teapot my mother in law gave me or my dead guinea pig.,1,spont,train train_spont_10238,"That's right, that's my daughter. I teach her right.",Remember that YouTube video where that guy sat on his car and he taught his kid how to be respectful and the kid just cried a lot? That's my dad.,1,spont,train train_spont_10239,You knew his name five minutes ago.,He said it was Don but I think it was Steve Dons.,1,spont,train train_spont_10240,That's right. The old lady; you're playing Dracula's housekeeper.,"The housekeeping, I'm playing the slutty one, Lucy, and then the slutty three ladies. But, I will also be Script Supervisor, and I will stand on stage and help you with your lines.",1,spont,train train_spont_10241,All I know is that the murderer is in this room.,"Obviously, I didn't do it because I'm on NPR.",1,spont,train train_spont_10242,I think she's peeing.,Your obsession with toilets has grown tiresome.,1,spont,train train_spont_10243,You're laughing in a maniacal way.,"I knew we heard a goblin before, because I'm also a goblin. This is how we laugh.",1,spont,train train_spont_10244,"Well, I'm not in charge of returning them, I'm just in charge of checking them out.","Well then, where's Maybelline, the returner?",1,spont,train train_spont_10245,I just want to get a lot of present for everyone and this place looks just right.,They've only got cashews and almonds. What are we going to do with that?,1,spont,train train_spont_10246,"Kurt, you'll definitely be the tallest 12 year old and you'll be the youngest NBA player.",Sounds good to me. Let's go try out for the NBA.,1,spont,train train_spont_10247,"I'm a horrible scientific accident, but I'm turning lemons into lemonade!","I like the way you look. I'd put you in skinny jeans, I'd dye your hair, I'd shave your back, and then I'd put bacon on your chest. Boom!",1,spont,train train_spont_10248,I like a woman who knows what kind of cereal she wants.,And I like a man who's not dead.,1,spont,train train_spont_10249,I'm seventeen but I look five years older than I actually am. It runs in my family.,"Wow, you're impressive. I'm impressed.",1,spont,train train_spont_10250,"Can we not do this? This guests will be here any moment, and I don't want to do this in front of them.",I know I said I would sweep off the solar panels and I did it. I just didn't do it when you wanted me to. I can't go through this visit with you mad at me. I can't do it.,1,spont,train train_spont_10251,I wish you would have been able to take your cast off during our sexual relations.,I have a secret. This is just a sock. My hand is really shaped like this. It's a huge keratin deposit like a horn or a hoof. ,1,spont,train train_spont_10252,"So, you'e a captain, like Captain America?","Yeah, Steve Rogers. We have so much in common.",1,spont,train train_spont_10253,In conclusion we will make things better if you will go along without our legislation.,"Mmhmm we've heard it all before, we've heard it twice.",1,spont,train train_spont_10254,Maybe she's onto something. Should we all just trade places and see things from each other's perspectives?,"Hey, Tonya, try on my glasses.",1,spont,train train_spont_10255,I was in love with her.,Little did I know.,1,spont,train train_spont_10256,"So you've just been making just stuff from boxes, then? But we could cater for you with fresh meats or whatever is in hotdogs.","Hmm. This hotdog you speak of, are they like the one you have refused to make me here?",1,spont,train train_spont_10257,"If you want to lead a coup, you can't lead with free will.","That's a good point, my Lord. You should lead us.",1,spont,train train_spont_10258,I'm looking for a toilet.,"Hi, hope you don't mind, I was eavesdropping and I heard you say the word toilet several times.",1,spont,train train_spont_10259,"I could never have a man pet because I just had an irrational fear of them. But also, I felt that we shouldn't control them.","Yes, I am allergic to men. I break out in rashes and hives. So I've never touched a man, and that's why I took a life drawing class. So I could see an naked man in person but not be near him or touch him.",1,spont,train train_spont_10260,I think the kids left because they found out the dark family secret.,That you stole the carlton?,1,spont,train train_spont_10261,"Hey Nancy! First of all, your twins, I just can't get enough of them. Those cheeks!","I say it's a cute contest every day. I'm like, who's going to win the cute contest?",1,spont,train train_spont_10262,I'm the honesty tree. I've taken human form.,She's possessed my friend.,1,spont,train train_spont_10263,I'm Brigadier Private. Kids yank on my gun all day.,"I've been meaning to talk to you about that. It's dirty. I feel like without the squirting it would be fine, but it just gets complicated.",1,spont,train train_spont_10264,"Jeanne, just because he's proud of himself doesn't mean he's someone anyone can count on. Try to remember that.",Let's give him another 15 minutes. I believe in Todd.,1,spont,train train_spont_10265,You're making out on one.,It is! The whole time. This is like our spot.,1,spont,train train_spont_10266,Let's take it from the top. Pinky? It's going to be a speed-through. And save some emotion for the performance.,"We gotta do this so you can graduate, right? So the stakes are pretty high.",1,spont,train train_spont_10267,Taking your daughter to a pencil factory is a pretty good suggestion.,How about the seasonal aisle at Rite Aid?,1,spont,train train_spont_10268,"I was wondering, do you still even need me? I have appointments.","Catarina, this is biggest time time for amusement park hotdog stand. Why would are you leaving now?",1,spont,train train_spont_10269,He comes from a very long line of spike-y hair.,That is interesting. I can't wait to meet his family at the wedding.,1,spont,train train_spont_10270,People won't be able to find our town is we name it Springfield because there's like a hundred towns called Springfield across the United States.,"Well, look, John's a nice name. Just because John's a nice name doesn't mean we're going to stop calling people John.",1,spont,train train_spont_10271,This school used to be something. Now it's covered in graffiti.,"Yeah, but you know what? It wasn't that great to begin with.",1,spont,train train_spont_10272,"Hello, who are you, strange woman?",My name is Eve. I'm from the bible.,1,spont,train train_spont_10273,This is like when Ross said Rachel's name at him and Emily's wedding. Do you remember?,Of course. I remember. We watched that episode of friends together.,1,spont,train train_spont_10274,I'm just going to get on my bike and leave.,"Hey, pal, let us call you an Uber or something.",1,spont,train train_spont_10275,Your parents seem to still be locked in mortal combat.,"Yes, is he about to finish her?",1,spont,train train_spont_10276,I don't mind the Pastor's staring eyes.,Thank God. In our religion we don't really care much about women's feelings.,1,spont,train train_spont_10277,"Iris, take this book. But, please do not reveal it's secrets.",I won't. I'll just read them over and over and over again and then I'll tell these guys.,1,spont,train train_spont_10278,"I mean, you gotta wait a few months to see the doctor but when you do it doesn't rip your bank account to shreds.","Yeah, I know. It's a good deal. They charge you a toonie, maybe, but that's about it.",1,spont,train train_spont_10279,I know how many olives there are because I can count.,How dare you! Don't make fun of my dad. He has a disability.,1,spont,train train_spont_10280,"Dad, are we gonna get to go in the ocean pretty soon?","Oh, Midge, I have a feeling you're going to get to go in the ocean for a very long time. You'll like it so much, you won't want to leave.",1,spont,train train_spont_10281,We're con men. We thought what would be a better con than having fake snorkeling insurance that costs upwards of 40 times the rate of the tickets. People would pity us because we have only one arm between the two of us.,It's a simple scheme. The insurance just costs more. ,1,spont,train train_spont_10282,"Son, now you have returned to God.","The ladies weren't interested in me, Father. I asked out every single one of them.",1,spont,train train_spont_10283,We crawled in and I felt like Alice in Wonderland.,"Oh, well, Alice is my favorite animated older thing.",1,spont,train train_spont_10284,They are both talking at the same time.,It is more inspiring like this I heard that when two people speak at the same time it has the power to hypnotize people.,1,spont,train train_spont_10285,"Can I get you a cup of coffee, Mr Brennan?",I will take a cup of coffee and one cartoon of cigarettes to toot while I drink the one single cup of coffee.,1,spont,train train_spont_10286,"I don't have a literal umbrella inside the LensCrafters. You found your way in here, so I feel like you have some level of skill that allows you to understand words and metaphors.","Well, I'm only legally blind, so it wasn't that hard. I'll be honest with you - I knew you didn't have an umbrella. I was just having a bit of fun.",1,spont,train train_spont_10287,"Blanche, did you eat the string cheese on purpose, so Nelson would accuse all of us and you could get attention?","She's wearing a tutu, so I feel like she was preparing for this moment.",1,spont,train train_spont_10288,What's the first order of business as principal?,Just call out teachers when they seem like they might be hung over.,1,spont,train train_spont_10289,Andrew Parson has a few things to say about breakfast cereal.,I was just telling Mrs. Fetiskue that this morning I told my mom that I didn't want to have cornflakes anymore because I had captain crunch at my friend's house.,1,spont,train train_spont_10290,Come here little kid. Have a seat. Pretend that you're a douche bag wearing a scarf and a fedora. Give us some feedback on our new series.,OK. I need to be back soon because my mom is trying clothes on.,1,spont,train train_spont_10291,She had a nice rack for an angel.,I think that was just a loose fitting tunic.,1,spont,train train_spont_10292,I'm not six. I was acting that I was six. But I'm really a tween.,That's why he's wearing a hat with a propeller on it.,1,spont,train train_spont_10293,"I'm sorry, I was lost in thought because I thought you said that if my grandma were to die, that there was possibly some money in it?","Oh yeah, definitely. If she spontaneously combusted we could get you millions of dollars, probably.",1,spont,train train_spont_10294,"Your brother, he's a friendly guy. Smokes like a chimney though.","Yeah, you can always find him. Just follow the cloud of smoke. He's like a carcinogenic Pigpen.",1,spont,train train_spont_10295,It was either he absolutely wanted an alcoholic drink with orange juice or he absolutely did not want alcohol in his orange juice.,"Well, I have one with and one without, so I'm just going to mix them around and we'll just see what happens.",1,spont,train train_spont_10296,You've got to get out of this. There's no hanky panky happening here.,"Yeah, even I can see that. And I'm a crackhead.",1,spont,train train_spont_10297,"You'd think it would be very good in Germany or in Southern States, but Paris is better.",Too fat. Their sausages are too fat in Germany.,1,spont,train train_spont_10298,Didn't you hear Blockbuster is coming back?,"That's right, Blockbuster's back. Well, well, well, all my videos are going to look very nice in here.",1,spont,train train_spont_10299,We're alone. JD's not watching. Let's all leave.,OK. Can we keep the white gloves though? My hands are always cold.,1,spont,train train_spont_10300,This is monumental. No one has ever been able to see my ghost writer before.,It's finally happened. You thought you were going to spend your whole life without anyone else seeing your ghost.,1,spont,train train_spont_10301,"God, what do I do now? Do I tell you want I want or what I really really want?","Well, tell me what you want, what you really really want.",1,spont,train train_spont_10302,"Do you have a key? When we left, the door locked.","Oh, no. They didn't give me a key. It's my first day.",1,spont,train train_spont_10303,I think this phone is going to be so perfect for you. It's very resilient and it's great for farming.,It also comes with a ten year protection plan.,1,spont,train train_spont_10304,"You know what else is fun? Dave and Busters, where we had our first date.",I didn't know. He's getting mad because I didn't know that one of our dates wasn't a date.,1,spont,train train_spont_10305,"So wait, maybe Edgar hasn't been here for 45 years. Maybe it's been less time than that. Maybe no time at all has passed since you entered this painting, or since I've entered this painting.",The only way to tell would probably be by the egg salad sandwich Edgar left in his car. That's the only way anyone can tell time.,1,spont,train train_spont_10306,"I think we should concentrate more on the romance side, so you guys can get a little more familiar. It's a big deal at Comicon.",Here's an example. You know how Superman and Aquaman should be together? You'd think they would naturally gravitate towards each other and have graphic sex.,1,spont,train train_spont_10307,I wish that I could go on a very exciting journey.,"OK. Well, be careful out there. Bye, Joshua.",1,spont,train train_spont_10308,"Well, here we are. Sorry, guys, my emphysema's not getting any better.","Marco, this seems like real close to the end for you.",1,spont,train train_spont_10309,But everyone should have a Budino at least twice a year.,"Yeah, we know how the song for the pudding goes.",1,spont,train train_spont_10310,"Was it true that one of those kids that threw a bone was incarcerated, maybe even killed in jail?","Relax, my darlings. None of you will go prison. You'll be eyes and ears around the woods, running around and hitting people with bones, and bringing back their treasures to our lair.",1,spont,train train_spont_10311,"Oh, look who it is. Uh, we had to go on some errands and we forgot that you were here. Sorry about that.","Honey we just have a few more errands and we're going to run them, and then we will all move to America.",1,spont,train train_spont_10312,I can only go back or forwards through time two seconds.,That seems so pointless is that how you keep guessing what we are going to say but only the first syllable?,1,spont,train train_spont_10313,"And then she said ""let the rapture be great and powerful and take down all sinners in every walk of life.""","Oh, so. That's what that little girl said?",1,spont,train train_spont_10314,We have reunions for the cast of The Net ever year.,"And Sandy, she never comes. Sandra Bullock never comes.",1,spont,train train_spont_10315,I'll kill Chuck. It solves both problems. I'll do it out in the parking lot,"Now, because I can't really make a decision, I'm going to say that maybe we go with that?",1,spont,train train_spont_10316,I want this to have more buttons and switches than we possibly could need.,Look at this. Most of these are dummy buttons. There's like three buttons that actually do stuff for the ship.,1,spont,train train_spont_10317,Do you want to sleep in a tree?,"Oh, that sounds magical! Do you get bit by bugs?",1,spont,train train_spont_10318,"Tony, you're a monster. You're a fucking monster.","I'm the Hulk, yeah that's right.",1,spont,train train_spont_10319,"Merilyn, come with us on adventures.",As soon as we get out of jail.,1,spont,train train_spont_10320,"You call yourself Wreck-it Ralph, huh? Does Wreck-it Ralph look like he smokes 300 cigarettes a day and drinks too much? You're coming with me. Get him Goofy!","Come over here, Ralph. You paper mache motherfucker.",1,spont,train train_spont_10321,"Rodney, you fell asleep again. This is absurd.","Mr. Bender, I'm so sorry. My roommates and I, we had what we like to call a ""kush party"" and it went into the wee small hours of the morning, sir.",1,spont,train train_spont_10322,We're scientists. We're here to document all of the different forms of carbon that exist in this cave.,Only thing in that cave is an old diamond map.,1,spont,train train_spont_10323,I've been putting in extra hours at The Forum.,"Oh, that place is the worst.",1,spont,train train_spont_10324,"You feel as though in the last four hours, you've really got a bead on what makes me tick?","Well yeah, I mean I was your counselor for 3 of those hours. You told me everything.",1,spont,train train_spont_10325,"Hi, everyone, I'm here to do show and tell.","Oh my god, she doesn't seem well. Is this part of it? Is she showing us what phlegm is?",1,spont,train train_spont_10326,"What is a Chevy Van, your majesty?",A Chevy Van is a mode of transportation that has a back seat large enough to lie down in and make love.,1,spont,train train_spont_10327,There's a magic screen in this box that has words on it.,"Oh, hello! Hello is always a wonderful thing to hear from anyone.",1,spont,train train_spont_10328,"Well, at work I'm the colonel.","I know. But we're in our off time, so we're just people married.",1,spont,train train_spont_10329,Well. Look where I am. A jamon iberico shop run by a gentleman I presume I've never met before. Certainly haven't been tracking. To a different country over the course of several years.,"Well, look who's walked into my shop. A man that I clearly don't know despite the fact that he's held a vendetta against me for years, despite the fact that he did throw me in jail and I served my time. But he's been digging deeper to find something else on me wherein there is not.",1,spont,train train_spont_10330,"Who is this wonderful, gentle lady?",I'm your server. My name's Denise. Everything OK so far?,1,spont,train train_spont_10331,I think I'm going to quit today. I can't be a price is right girl anymore. I want to move on to a different career path.,"Let me tell you something, girls. You don't know how good you got it. I've been on this show since the beginning. I'm the oldest prize lady that's ever been on the show.",1,spont,train train_spont_10332,I figure murder mystery night is just like game night.,"It is technically a game, but it takes up the entirety of the evening as opposed to a traditional game night with multiple games.",1,spont,train train_spont_10333,"So, you're telling me that your job involves kids attacking your heart.","That's exactly what I'm saying. Warren, every day it's like this. These kids are attacking my heart every single day, and I don't know what to do, man. I feel like I'm trapped.",1,spont,train train_spont_10334,"A dad is supposed to teach you how to drive a stick. That's what dad is for. I mean, it's like 75% of what a dad is for.","I know, and it seemed like something I was into a while ago, but I'm just too busy now.",1,spont,train train_spont_10335,"Mom, are you going to let Tina call me names like that?","Well, you know. Her soul's been around for awhile. She can say whatever she wants.",1,spont,train train_spont_10336,"Oh no, the Queen is choking.","She's not doing well. But, she refuses to die. She doesn't want her son, Charles to be King.",1,spont,train train_spont_10337,"Melissa left you to heaven, but she's actually still on this earth. Melissa has been residing with another man.",She's alive and living in sin? I can't believe it.,1,spont,train train_spont_10338,"People aren't judging you by your teeth, it's your character sweetheart.","It's true several people have told me that they completely and totally hate you, they think you are just awful.",1,spont,train train_spont_10339,"Brandon, have you had any progress with your science studies?","I tried the experiment, but I became so bitter about the experiment failing before it even failed that I abandoned the experiment.",1,spont,train train_spont_10340,"Melissa, why are you dragging me to this dumb shit stuff. I swear to god, I could be at a Monster Truck convention.",Because I need to see if the love of my life is you or my ex-husband.,1,spont,train train_spont_10341,"I didn't even know they still made Jolt soda, Gareth.","Well, I heard that it was gonna be discontinued, so I bought a bunch. I went to one of those weird soda stores that sell all kinds of sodas.",1,spont,train train_spont_10342,"How did the manager die, did you know?","We think it could have probably been a murderous dog. We were listening at the door. We sent Vlad in to clean up, because it was a mess. And we don't need the police here again, after what happened last year.",1,spont,train train_spont_10343,"That place, they're just the worst. You know what I think it is? There's no song called Beer Town.","That's right. They're just looking for their song, like so many sad restaurants with alcohol names.",1,spont,train train_spont_10344,Should we Yelp this hotel a 2.5 star?,"You're the Yelper, you do what you feel it deserves.",1,spont,train train_spont_10345,Do you want to be a little old lady on the Little House on the Prairie?,"With you by my side, sure.",1,spont,train train_spont_10346,"OK. Now, we want to know what size bra you wear.",I think that is overstepping the line. I think the Rookie has a question that is a little bit more polite.,1,spont,train train_spont_10347,"Hold on, I'm going to run my hand over the top of him, make sure there's no invisible strings.","Good idea, Steve Dons.",1,spont,train train_spont_10348,"Listen, she's a real drag. She doesn't really surprise people. This is what you get, OK?","You're very defensive, but I see that all the time with people that talk to the dead.",1,spont,train train_spont_10349,Maybe he's right. Maybe he can change.,"What, do you mean? We just throw some duct tape over the holes and see what happens? If he can hold water?",1,spont,train train_spont_10350,"My name is Gray, by the way.",My name's Terry. How you doin'?,1,spont,train train_spont_10351,"Oh, wow! Tell me about it the murder. What happened? I've always wanted to see one myself.",I just saw a guy stab another guy in the face.,1,spont,train train_spont_10352,"I feel like I can trust you based on you being so candid with me. So, I would like to train my wolf here.",I'm so excited. I can't believe he didn't bite your face off.,1,spont,train train_spont_10353,"I'm just playing Devil's advocate, but do you think they're just searching for an experience? Like three friends??","Yup, like, ""Girlfriend, we go together, we get our tan, we have a little some sushi, we talk about our husbands.""",1,spont,train train_spont_10354,It's real mysterious. Nobody knows if Matthew is really her son or just her horse. We may never know.,"But, one thing is for sure. He's an offense to God. He's a weird creature that everyone is unnerved by.",1,spont,train train_spont_10355,"Now then, I'm about to pronounce the final grade for the stadium. I've seen enough.",How hard can it be to pronounce? It's just a letter.,1,spont,train train_spont_10356,You have a blockage so big that it requires a new toilet? You're just going to start fresh.,"I'm pretty sure the toilet is broken. So, I need to replace it.",1,spont,train train_spont_10357,"We've got something coming down the pipeline right now, it's called Bear in the Big Blue House. I think you're perfect for a role on it me. There's a bear, there is a large blue house and we're trying to fill the last spot. It's a small sassy mouse.",I don't know if I could do that. I've never acted a day in my life.,1,spont,train train_spont_10358,Your nails look good.,They do. We used to call them talons when I first came in here. Remember that?,1,spont,train train_spont_10359,I didn't even see anybody in the back of the truck.,"Sorry, I was just behind this blanket. It's very nice to meet you.",1,spont,train train_spont_10360,"So, you write us a new check, we'll open the bell house for one night and restore it to its former glory. Then that 80's radio can finally move on to the next dimension.","OK. Well, here's a check. I hope $300 Million is enough.",1,spont,train train_spont_10361,Let's make it a decree. Wishing to learn to read is off-limits.,Hooray. Cold Stone Creamery for all.,1,spont,train train_spont_10362,"Let's just think about this for one second. The lobster's been delicious, but I'm not taking that on the planes!","Fine, fine. Let's go get an assortment of cashews and almonds.",1,spont,train train_spont_10363,Is that a better car than a Porsche? I'm not familiar with Volkswagon Golfs.,"It's more practical, certainly. Yeah.",1,spont,train train_spont_10364,"All I can say is that every time I've asked for lemonade refills, she's been right there. So maybe we should cut her some slack and let her continue to be nude.",I don't know. I ordered an Arnold Palmer and it's all iced tea.,1,spont,train train_spont_10365,Are you sexually active?,What's in your shoes? Some feet?,1,spont,train train_spont_10366,What if we go outside and smoke a clove?,Are we going to turn into werewolves?,1,spont,train train_spont_10367,"Anyway, this gentleman's bag has been taken.","I know, that's TSA and I apologize for it, but sometimes they are allowed.",1,spont,train train_spont_10368,It's my 98th birthday. I eat yogurt every day. I was on television commercial.,For today this restaurant is called Thank God It's His Birthday.,1,spont,train train_spont_10369,"You are jumping the gun, Judy.","OK, Judy. Let's see what he has to say.",1,spont,train train_spont_10370,"So, I heard you guys get good benefits.","It's a government job. So you'd think that there'd be good benefits, but they took away one of my legs and my arms.",1,spont,train train_spont_10371,Kiss it Hello?,I don't know she's trying to get rid of it.,1,spont,train train_spont_10372,"Mr. Brown, stop saying that you're muscular. It's kind of weird.","I'm sorry, kids. I grew up in a household where I was constantly forced to compliment myself.",1,spont,train train_spont_10373,"I didn't want to say anything, but if you absolutely feel you have to put on a shirt, then go ahead.","Well, I feel like when I'm around the younger members of the family it's probably more appropriate, ma'am.",1,spont,train train_spont_10374,Do you need a pallbearer? Garfied is very good at it.,I'm very strong and good at pallbearer-ing.,1,spont,train train_spont_10375,"Well, I'm sorry. My husband is missing. My children are missing. Am I the only one who is authentically upset that I'm in the belly of a whale?","You know, I can totally relate. When I first got stuck down here, you guys would not believe how upset I was. 17 years later, I've accepted it.",1,spont,train train_spont_10376,"I'm over here, how would I help you?",How would I know you're the one that wants us to cross. Maybe throw us a rope!,1,spont,train train_spont_10377,"Well, yeah, I guess there is a little something special about this town.","Certainly, if we're going to allow you to remain alive and not incarcerated after you murdered 100 people.",1,spont,train train_spont_10378,"Well, OK, I'll get those peaches and oh look what we're gonna have. A little peach and chocolate PowerBar mousse as soon as I get this whisk through this PowerBar. ","That's real motherly of you, Carol. Just sayin'. I just, uh, I appreciate what you're doing.",1,spont,train train_spont_10379,I'd be heartbroken if Marie found out about this.,"Well, dad, this is a big secret to keep. You know, you murdered so many people.",1,spont,train train_spont_10380,"Iron Lung, is this one of the wisdoms you want to share with us?","Yes, always know where your condiments and garnishes come from.",1,spont,train train_spont_10381,"Monica, can you write a letter for me? I need to give it to the principal so I can leave early today.","Absolutely, let me get my quill out.",1,spont,train train_spont_10382,Help me put the cop behind the curtain. Drag him over here.,"OK, he's just unconscious, right? He's not dead?",1,spont,train train_spont_10383,"Margaret, we're flying. Where are we going?","We're flying up to the sky, to the halls of where my ancestors look down upon us with judgement.",1,spont,train train_spont_10384,You have a very soothing voice. It's conducive to taking relaxing in the waters and sort of having a conversation with my higher self.,"Yes, that's why I decided to help run this hot spring with my older sister. Here she is.",1,spont,train train_spont_10385,"Sandra, is this true? Are you part alien as well as being a chicken??",Why it's true! And these are my children. We call ourselves the Cold Storage Kids.,1,spont,train train_spont_10386,I think it is the lot off the cemetery baron to be ignorant of the various dimensions other than life and death.,Some would say it's the plot of the cemetery baron. Ha. Ha. Ha.,1,spont,train train_spont_10387,Can I tell you something? Seeing clearly is overrated.,You know what? You're right. I just turn on the siren and I go wherever I want. Everyone has to get out of my way.,1,spont,train train_spont_10388,It seems like everybody should know what a forest is.,Well we do we just have no idea why people build them.,1,spont,train train_spont_10389,"This is it, Chuck, they're about to do the Z names.","It's been a pleasure, man. Time to graduate.",1,spont,train train_spont_10390,I'm dance blind. I can't tell when people are dancing.,It's the same as his car blindness. He can't see cars.,1,spont,train train_spont_10391,"Oh, my God. We live for that Sumatra roast coffee. We haven't been able to find any since we got to London.",It's from Pete's. We brought it all the way back with us.,1,spont,train train_spont_10392,I wanted my hair to look like half Pikachu and half Kirby from Nintendo.,This is a black barber. I was confused as hell. I don't know what that means.,1,spont,train train_spont_10393,"I was very polite and made my grilled cheese sandwich for every challenge, regardless of what the ingredients were.","Yes, you were very, very consistent.The judges always knew which dish was yours.",1,spont,train train_spont_10394,This place is so big your Uncle Harry is still here and I didn't even know it. I thought he left two Christmases ago.,He is here. He was hiding behind the curtain.,1,spont,train train_spont_10395,"Well, look, John's a nice name. Just because John's a nice name doesn't mean we're going to stop calling people John.","Yeah, but John has a last name to make it more specific.",1,spont,train train_spont_10396,Hide in the closet of the closet.,"Okay, and quick! Cover yourself in all these furs so everyone won't see you.",1,spont,train train_spont_10397,You think we should be charging extra to personalize the birthday song? I feel like that's going to drive new customers away. We're just getting wine tasting off the ground.,"You're right. I don't know why I'm being so stuffy about this whole thing. Wine tasting should be the least pretentious, most comfortable, casual place in the world. ",1,spont,train train_spont_10398,"Hello, finger mustache person, can we each get a t-shirt, please?","Of course, young lady. What size do you take?",1,spont,train train_spont_10399,"Edgar from Terminix, how can I help you?","Just hold on a second, I've just gotten out of the shower and I'm dressing.",1,spont,train train_spont_10400,I appreciate all that you've done for me.,"You're most welcome, Sasha.",1,spont,train train_spont_10401,"I know we all get embarrassed over over things like balls. But, it's just the human body and as a science teacher, I think those things are beautiful.",You think my dad's balls are beautiful?,1,spont,train train_spont_10402,Doris is back and playing the classics. What is this she's segwaying into.,"Oh, Doris is updating the song lists. That's not from her childhood. ",1,spont,train train_spont_10403,"I'm going to miss you guys. I just got word that I have mesothelioma from the plant. Just even applying for the job at the plant, already gave me mesothelioma.","I've heard that you if your family are affected by mesothelioma, that there's a number you can call.",1,spont,train train_spont_10404,The hat is plastic. It is representational only.,I honestly had a hard time seeing some of the witnesses because I was sitted right behind your enormous hat.,1,spont,train train_spont_10405,"The code to the evidence room is 389 and if you were to walk in there, you'd see that three quarters of the police evidence is missing.","Well, I feel bad. We weren't even supposed to have police evidence because we're agents with the FBI.",1,spont,train train_spont_10406,"All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory.",I assume we can have chicks in our rooms?,1,spont,train train_spont_10407,"If what I'm thinking is happening is happening, this Hell Angel is probably just a walking allergy.","I have to tell you guys, it seems like he's also Tom's former partner. So, he came back as combination of walking allergies.",1,spont,train train_spont_10408,"Yeah, you know, It's been a few months. Maybe the heater is on the fritz.",Ah so you don't know either? You must be new too.,1,spont,train train_spont_10409,Wake up. Wake up. I am a fairy. You are the next in succession.,"Wait, me? I'm just a simple guy who goes around writing down stuff that people think.",1,spont,train train_spont_10410,"That's not even on any more, The Belchy Files.",It was on in the '80s.,1,spont,train train_spont_10411,A customer did make a wish earlier and I guess now I'm involved in that somehow.,"Well, that's how it worked in the past. She's been a loyal customer for a long time.",1,spont,train train_spont_10412,Have you seen the Harry Potter movies?,Of course I have. I've seen every single one. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potterverse.,1,spont,train train_spont_10413,So every time you drink alcohol you go through puberty?,Every time I drink alcohol. Do you remember how awkward puberty was?,1,spont,train train_spont_10414,Something evil happened in this home we're in.,"It's a site of many Revolutionary war, war sites, so I imagine something terrible did happen.",1,spont,train train_spont_10415,You overheard out entire conversation about the bucket?,"I did, you seem a little confused about our menu. Is there anything I can help clear up for ya?",1,spont,train train_spont_10416,I wouldn't throw this egg in Tina Turner's face!,"Oh, we're sorry, boss. They asked for soft boiled. It's the softest boil you can do.",1,spont,train train_spont_10417,There's nothing on the 14th floor except for a door that leads to stairs. You can only go down to the 13th floor.,You can only go down the stairs? They don't go back up?,1,spont,train train_spont_10418,Nobody's ratting out my son.,"Whoa, your mom's got a gun.",1,spont,train train_spont_10419,The good news is we've signed Forest Whitaker to play Aid Man in the motion picture of a comic book that just came out for the first time today.,Things move so fast these days.,1,spont,train train_spont_10420,I'm having problems. I'm a sophomore and I can't read.,"Honey, we don't really consider that a problem until you're a senior.",1,spont,train train_spont_10421,"So, the dolls in the glass cases don't talk?","They do talk, but you need a little magic. The magic is your hand.",1,spont,train train_spont_10422,You've got a narrow frame. One would say tooth-pick like.,"Boy, I just got blinked into existence and I've already been insulted like eight times.",1,spont,train train_spont_10423,That was great sex. You know what? It was fun.,"That was so wonderful. You know what? It is a turn on not to hear wheezing while you're doing it. My husband, he's so loud when we do it.",1,spont,train train_spont_10424,Don't you know that movies are meant to communicate to other life forms? Ugh! Why do I say so much?,"You really are spilling the beans all over the place, General. I'm not going to stop you from talking though. Tell us the rest.",1,spont,train train_spont_10425,Are you home? Are you ready for a visit from Salvatore?,Do you like the sound my window makes when it opens for you?,1,spont,train train_spont_10426,Are they getting in line in front of us too? That's not fair.,"Well, technically they're all in the same party, so, I'm sorry.",1,spont,train train_spont_10427,I tried some of the cola. I was curious. It was almost like kissing Gareth.,"Yeah, it was the same bottle and she insisted. I was going to pour it in a cup, but she insisted. She has a crush on me.",1,spont,train train_spont_10428,"Guys, come on, guys. My dad is god, guys. Be cool.","We don't like you Jesus, and you gotta die.",1,spont,train train_spont_10429,I didn't leave New Jersey to surround myself with more perverts.,I'm sorry. Would you like an African parrot?,1,spont,train train_spont_10430,"Hi, do you have any Molly?",I'm fresh out of Molly. Do you want any shrooms?,1,spont,train train_spont_10431,I give you Taser power. Tase whatever needs to be tased.,"Celeste, I won't let you down. This is a big deal to me, I think you know.",1,spont,train train_spont_10432,You told me before you were positive you saw the neighbors fighting.,"I know, but I don't know, now that pressure's on.",1,spont,train train_spont_10433,"Wow, I just overheard that whole conversation you had with your parents. I also have a really strained relationship with my parents. ",Isn't that your dad right next to you? How awkward.,1,spont,train train_spont_10434,"Oh baby, here's your ice cream. Oh, and who do I have the honor of being in front of?","Honey, you better bow. This is her majesty, Kay.",1,spont,train train_spont_10435,"Laurent and Charisma, have you ever thought to ask your mom more probing questions like if you are siblings and not cousins?","What the fuck kind of line of questioning is this, Mr. Brown? Of course we're cousins!",1,spont,train train_spont_10436,"Chuck, this is a lot for me to process. First of all, if you're lying about having a job, why did you pick Build-a-Bear?","Well, I'm there all the time and I figured if you walked past you'd see me.",1,spont,train train_spont_10437,"What's she going to do, sit around not making money?","Well but, I treat y'all fair. I would have given you like a grief furlough and some paid time off. If your husband died. I mean, what do y'all think of me?",1,spont,train train_spont_10438,I can't be your son because I'm a woman.,Haven't you heard of Katelyn Jenner?,1,spont,train train_spont_10439,"Wait, you've been listening and understanding us talking?",I have. And I've been hoping that you would use me because I could easily carry every box.,1,spont,train train_spont_10440,"Evelyn, are you ok? You seemed to go away there for a moment.","Well, I got a little angry and I felt like fighting and ripping at people. But, I'm back.",1,spont,train train_spont_10441,We're gonna be here awhile. I'm just saying I'm ready to put out for the cause.,"I am too. So I'll just put that on the schedule. After lunch, you and I will make love.",1,spont,train train_spont_10442,"In fact my key chain has a stone on it that's how much of a Pennsylvanian I am, it says so.","Look at that, the stone actually DOES say you are from Pennsylvania!",1,spont,train train_spont_10443,I've never been to a no cut art show before.,Is that what this is?,1,spont,train train_spont_10444,OK. Table for one.,Oh. That's so sad.,1,spont,train train_spont_10445,"Hey, what if we drew lines on the sleeves like in a pattern?",I'm thinkin' the way you're thinkin'; that's why we're twins.,1,spont,train train_spont_10446,I have the reviews form our show. They aren't great.,"So, they're just good?",1,spont,train train_spont_10447,"It was raining outside and I thought I'd come in and have a nice cup of tea before I continue on. You took the car, so I had to drive your husband and your daughter home.",Who brings a sleeping bag to have a cup of tea?,1,spont,train train_spont_10448,I came dancing out of the womb. It was like a real Ally McBeal situation.,"Yorgy, such a young child with references from so long ago.",1,spont,train train_spont_10449,I'm not feeling so good. Bam! Bam!,"I feel so bad saying this, but I'm glad Emeril was the first to go.",1,spont,train train_spont_10450,"Hey, as long as you're getting cigarettes for Brenner, why don't you get some for Bronson over here?","Yes, please, give my friend Charles a carton of cigarettes.",1,spont,train train_spont_10451,"Oh, my God. You guys are in that bathroom for a long time. A long time!",We pray in there. We pray in there. It's our place of solitude. Our sanctuary. We pray that God will forgive us for all of our swears.,1,spont,train train_spont_10452,I didn't know they did it that early. That's important. You've got to braid those pubes and you've got to put on golf cleats when you come home from work.,"Yeah. Wow. I feel like a man. I wish we could have a bar mitzvah, but we're Catholic.",1,spont,train train_spont_10453,"I mean, can you fault someone for wanting to rape you? You know, as long as you don't act on it.","Hey, I'm a lawyer. And that is the law.",1,spont,train train_spont_10454,I made promises to my dead mother. I'm sure you probably did too.,"Yeah, she was dying, not dead at the time, but yes I did make promises.",1,spont,train train_spont_10455,I think it's time for us to go back to our own universe.,"Yeah, I don't even know why we came here.",1,spont,train train_spont_10456,That looks like another devil.,There was a stain glass of a devil on a church?,1,spont,train train_spont_10457,"This is the first time I've ever been a valet, man-servant, houseboy. Whatever you want to call it. I just got out of cooking school.","Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with.",1,spont,train train_spont_10458,"All right, I have a suggested remedy to this unfortunate situation. I'd like to see each one of you men strip down to your skivvies and do a little gator dive.",What about me? I have not tried to steal your jewels.,1,spont,train train_cornell_10459,"He warned you some day you might have to act for the good of the people, even if it was against Congress. George, the time has come for you to declare yourself king of America. Listen to me, the whole army would rise up as one and place you on a throne! George, you must declare yourself with us or against us.","Is this a coup? Alexander, are you trying to tell me that I might be assassinated if I don't agree?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10460,"Excuse me. Theresa, was it? There are no holes in my research.",No offense. There are just some things we need that you probably didn't know to ask.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10461,"Shabat Shalom, mama. I brought some Manischewitz. The black label.",I can see. And you also brought a nice girl to come eat by us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10462,I know. I like your little outfit.,It's amazing what you can do with a parachute and some starch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10463,"Well, Destructacon 5000, you have quite a head on your shoulders, I dare to coin.","Yes, I am programmed to answer any question.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10464,You say you perform in the Miami area?,"Yes, around here. I was a mayishan in Cuba before I come here. Manuel the Mayishan was my name.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10465,You mean you're going to stay up all night?,"Mom, how else are we gonna see the sunrise?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10466,I'm working on it.,Then you'd better work on it in the car. We gotta go see the Judge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10467,"I haven't seen you since the wedding, Jeez, you look great.","I do? Oh, isn't that sweet, thank you. I have to confess something to you. I must have been pretty plowed at your wedding. I really don't have the faintest idea who you are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10468,You're saying that I've halo'd innocent people?,"I'm saying that every so often those accused of a precrime might, just might, have an alternate future.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10469,Maybe that pentangle was for something supernatural.,"I see and they were too embarrassed to talk about it, because they felt so silly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10470,Go to my house. We'll call the state force from there.,I'll be there in 5 minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10471,"Well, enjoy, and perhaps we'll see you again some time, Dude.","Yeah sure, if I'm ever in the neighborhood, need to use the john.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10472,"Well, why not? I'm feeling magnanimous tonight. The successful conclusion of this case draws the curtain on my career as a jurist. I'm retiring to take a new role in the private sector.","Yeah? Well, don't expect the Toons to give you a gold watch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10473,"If it's any comfort to you, I don't think you're crazy.",Thanks. Coming from you that really means a lot to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10474,You did all this for me?,Most of it. I just hate to see you in this situation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10475,"Yes, very fine. But not all of the pieces look old. Some were carved recently and look like images used by the Thuggees to worship the goddess Kali.","Dr. Jones, you know very well that the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10476,"C'mon, man, I'm just asking for one Superbowl ring.","In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10477,I did it myself. I read a magazine article about how to maximize small spaces.,Well it certainly looks bigger that it seems.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10478,The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man! He was on all the packages we used to buy when I was a kid. We used to roast Stay-Puft marshmallows at Camp Waconda!,Great! The marshmallows are about to get their revenge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10479,Does Brumby get a kick out of that crap?,Especially when I play the lead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10480,The population will stabilize eventually. They'll adapt to fit different roles.,"Either that, or the government will firebomb it back to the Stone Age.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10481,"Honey, church will be fine.",But what if he dies and has to go to the Pet Sematary?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10482,Cactus-shooting a man in the back is not very noble.,"That is not a man, Captain God. That is vomit accidentally born with two legs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10483,"Yes. I feel realy rested, too. Theo?","I guess. Oh, your hair! It looks good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10484,"I don't drink coffee. On the other hand, since you insist, if you offered me a cold lemonade. I wouldn't say no.",Good. Lemonade it is. I'm Paul.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10485,"Please, Rose. I'm curious, that's all, I have a natural curiosity, it's only human. You're my friend, aren't you? Don't you like me? I like you, Rose, a lot -- in fact, I love you.","Well, you're sweet, but you don't really love me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10486,It's been a very strange day.,And getting stranger. Where do I meet this Cowboy? I mean do I have to ride out to the range?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10487,What do you two fight about?,"I guess it's not really fighting. She just wants me to leave here, go back to school, get some direction.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10488,"He ditched you. You should've married me, you know.","You never asked me, and every time I brought it up you'd get drowsy and fall asleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10489,The donor. Maybe he's alive inside the game.,And maybe you've been taking too many drugs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10490,"Easy. We're surrounded by something the likes none of you have ever seen before. Some kind of animals. Real fast, volatile, predators. ONE went through three of your patrons like they were Kleenex.","So, your dead hubby shot me twice, three of my customers have been eaten, and there are angry creatures outside?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10491,You're a curious man. You're willing to jeopardize Jacqueline's life in order to satisfy your own curiosity.,"You come to me with some wild story about her being in danger. Naturally, I want to know what kind of danger. I want to know where she is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10492,Have we met? I don't recall.,We just did. I told you my name's Chili Palmer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10493,"Oh my God, he's back.","In many ways, Bob's Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high quality meals at competitive prices.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10494,"Ed, you're 30. Your father didn't make lieutenant until he was 33.","I know that, sir. I also know that when he made lieutenant, it was as a detective.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10495,At least you were never lonely.,"I didn't say that. Growing up in an orphanage, you're always lonely. You're just never alone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10496,Oh. So what did you do after you gave up on acting?,"Well, I went to law school, if you can believe that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10497,The body was identified along proper Bowling Congress guidelines for processing a bowling related fatality.,I'm the next of kin. I should've seen him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10498,"Eddie, how could you do it? Your brother's girlfriend.","Hey, he cheated on her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10499,You told him you liked him.,That was before he lost my carpet cleaning van.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10500,"Oh, give me a break, Stacy. You're much prettier than them.",Yeah but they look more sophisticated. You'd probably think they'd be better in bed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10501,"He must have had a heart attack, or perhaps the fumes. When the plane landed he was dead.",We were just going to bury him when you came along.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10502,Do you think they bought it?,"Oh, yeah. I got them thinking Ordell's real nervous. They love thinking he's scared of them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10503,"What have you got in your hair, girl?","My rose. It's kind of like a motto. People will say, there comes Rose with her rose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10504,"Yeah. To go to school and, you know, paint, performances, paint.","You have to go. You always did such, uh, you know, great work. I still have some of those drawings that you'd do in study hall.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10505,Honesty through paranoia. Why do you smell like shoe polish?,I had to use shoe polish to make that sign. The smell won't come off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10506,Are you sure you parked it there?,"Of course, I'm sure. Ah, Christ, the puberty police are back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10507,"Right. So, you have a new place, you've started working a bit. I'm sure you'll be meeting some new people.","Actually, I have met someone. There's a woman I think I like.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10508,I felt limited. I felt confined. I felt like I was suffocating.,I see. So more like a tight rope walker who secretly wants to be a trapeze artist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10509,That's maybe the best compliment of my life.,Then I've really overshot here 'cause I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10510,"There's sort of a built-in prayer for the sick man to get well, but of course that's not the basic intention.",I don't care about the intention. I just know your Cross Action is a plus on our side. I've seen it come through four times.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10511,Go back. I'm going to kill him.,You do that and you'll have murdered your father.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10512,If they had taken us by surprise they would have gotten the tapes back. That would have left us with nothing.,"No, that would have left me with nothing because all of you would be dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10513,"I know they were simple people, but did this trip help your college fund at all?","Dad, let's just say I can buy anything I want in the whole bookstore. Including the bookstore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10514,So now I need you to hack into her.,"I tell you what. I do this, I get to keep whatever images I get from her head.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10515,"Oh, well, the Kinky Wizards are -- you know what? Why don't I just make you a tape?",Would you? Really? Wow. I could have deejay Rob Gordon play in my own home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10516,Isn't the helmet magnificent?,I made the plume from a quail feather.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10517,"I've never had meatloaf this good, what do you do to it?","My secret is I only use fresh tomatoes, never canned. And to give it that little extra zip, I mix in some Spam with the ground beef.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10518,I want to leave fast.,OK. Let's pay this bill and get up very slowly. It's going to be a long walk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10519,"Excuse me, Monsieur Rick, but a gentleman inside has won twenty thousand francs. The cashier would like some money.","Well, I'll get it from the safe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10520,The ship had life support systems for eighteen months. They're been gone seven years.,"Someone sent that message. Admiral, you have to put me on that ship.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10521,Unless you would like to claim aggrieved status.,"You are familiar with how these things are done. In fact, I would like to claim aggrieved status.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10522,Playing piano all day and then jumping into cold water. You could get a cramp.,"I love to swim, and I don't mind the cold at all. It's invigorating.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10523,The Hyatt. Good afternoon. May I help you?,"Can I have the reception desk, please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10524,"Yes, I believe you could. How free is your schedule this afternoon?","Full up. I got the hedges to do here, then another lawn out by La Cienega.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10525,"I apologize, Claude. That was rude of me.","That's alright, boss. Takes a lot more than a colorful brochure to hurt my feelings.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10526,"So I'm no more responsible for my own decisions while I'm here at work than, say, the Death Squad soldiers in Bosnia?",That's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10527,"Yes. Do you know Sibelius' Fourth Symphony, The Normandy?",I've been humming it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10528,"Oh, yeah. Really nice. Who's your designer? Sassoon Shark?",I got it on sale. A real steel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10529,"Hello, Inspector. I hear your vacation's been spoiled. Somebody lost a bracelet.","Yes, a bracelet's been lost, but I'm still on my vacation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10530,I'm not painting the ashtray. And frogs aren't purple.,It's a poison arrow tree frog.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10531,Got a job at old Frank's place. His son runs it now.,"Oh man, that kid takes himself real serious.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10532,"See, one day we were playing hot box over at my next door neighbor Mr. Langston's house and Anthony fell in the pool and got knocked unconscious. I had to dive in and save him.",This was in fourth grade?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10533,Leah just told me you were going with her.,"Yeah, I did ask her if she wanted to go. A bunch of us from the team are going to Benihana, then the prom, then Vijay's parents' cabin.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10534,"Look, we have two choices. We can hike back down to the lagoon, where we can sit for two days, in the open, next to a heavily used water source while we're waiting for your boat to arrive, or we can head for the village, where we might find some shelter and we can call for help.","We'd never make it past the raptors. Trust me, I have some experience in this matter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10535,I found a lid. It was laying on the ground over there.,Put that down. It's dirty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10536,"I tell you something, Anne. I really feel like I'm cursed.","Oh stop. Things will change. My Aunt Mary always said, there's a remedy for everything in this world except death and having no class.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10537,"What? She threw me out, remember. She wanted some professor to carry her far away from Brooklyn. Only we didn't make it. She can't forgive me that she still lives in the same house she grew up in.",Her problem is that you spent eight years getting a PhD and then went to work for the post office.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10538,"Just get back soon, or I start looking for a new groom.","Soon as I'm back, I'm gonna trade that in for a bigger rock.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10539,"If you don't have any questions, I'll let you get back to doing your job.","Just one question. Since Dr. Argon no longer has feeling below his waist, how is it that you're still able to do your job?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10540,"My dad's a lieutenant colonel in the army, he wants me to join, he wants to pull some strings. I mean, there's no possible way.",We'll just make an appointment for you at Seattle Junior College.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10541,"I don't know, I don't care. I see too much of him and he's changed. He used to be busy at the magazine. But now he's been doing nothing for months, like he doesn't care about anything, including me.","Well, he sure seems fired up all of a sudden.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10542,You live pretty good.,"Yeah, a bird in a gilded cage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10543,I'm not interested in the newspapers.,But it's a great story. Somewhere in this country a guy is walking into twenty million bucks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10544,Master Jack! Master Jack! These woods are alive! They're alive!,Of course they're alive. All nature is living.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10545,A trip to the Outer Rings. Whad'ya think of that ?,"Wow! Santori and Zegema Beach, I've always wanted to go there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10546,Must have opened while I was away at school.,"Most authentic Mexican food in Springwood, which isn't saying much. Your parents still live around here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10547,"Well, you didn't get your prince, and there goes your diamond.",You didn't do so well yourself. Finding that stone could've gotten you all the fortune and glory you were talking about.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10548,I think I went in and fell asleep. I guess Gregory walked home and got killed! I blacked out.,At least your PMS is over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10549,"Yeah. It's like I was a different guy then I am today. I can't remember that guy. I see these women, they think I'm someone else, and I'm not that guy anymore. I'm not sure who Kristy knew.","You were unfaithful, and it sounds like your confessing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10550,You're right. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking. I'll tell you what. It doesn't have to be published. Nobody ever has to see it. I'll just keep it for myself. No one will ever have to know it exists.,"As long as it does exist, your mind won't ever be free. I think you should light the match, Paul.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10551,Where is this canyon house where you're supposed to hook up?,In the hills above Sunset. Just below the Getty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10552,It'll take time. This whole party'll be for nothing if they see us.,Chewie and I will take care of this. You stay here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10553,"Yeah, I guess so. Anyway, there's hardly anybody to play with around here.","Yeah, I know. It always takes a little time to make new friends.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10554,"We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.","You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10555,"I'd have knocked you off those bottles, put a bullet in your ass and be half way to New York right now.","After all these years of blissful silence, I almost forgot how annoying the sound of your voice can be.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10556,I was drying out.,I see. We need to get you one of those plant misters. We can spray you like a fern.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10557,Your job? You've got five thousand bucks. What do you want a piece-of-shit job like that for?,"To look at the dirty magazines. I can see all the naked women I want, and it doesn't cost me a cent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10558,"He thought he could sell 'em, but nobody but country folks eat rabbits, Buddy, and they ain't got no money. We had to eat them dern rabbits our own selves. Every dern one, and it took about four years to eat 'em all up.","Well, that doctor said you got protein somewhere and I guess he was right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10559,You sound shocked or something.,I just thought she'd look really old in real life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10560,"This is rose, right?","Good, yeah, it is a rose. Only this one is rather atypically made from 100% Pinot Noir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10561,"As long as they keep overpaying me, I'll keep overpaying you. Just make goddam sure you can have 10 of them ready for deployment around the city by next month.","Mr. Wallace, I could have 10 of them ready by tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10562,"Gee, I better not, if it's okay. I still gotta drive back up to Los Angeles.","See your son, huh? Well, that's nice. A side of you I didn't know, Lilly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10563,"Hi. Hi Sandy. I'm sorry to bother you, but I've got to talk to you.","Okay, come on in. Looks like you had a bad face lift.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10564,"It's only natural to feel a heightened sense of tragedy when a child dies. But it goes deeper than that, doesn't it? I can sense that Rene meant a great deal to you.","In a way, he was as close as I ever came to having a child of my own.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10565,I've been saying that since we met.,"Yes, but it suddenly clicked. This is going to be a crazy place and, since the Commies are used to seeking asylum, we can use that in the marketing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10566,Naturally we're very curious to know where it is you come from.,From another planet. Let's just say that we're neighbors.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10567,"He's so spooked he'd turn over his momma, his daddy, his two-panny granny, and Anna and the King of Siam if he had anything on him.","This rabbit'll do anything not to do time, including wearing a wire.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10568,What's with the squirt guns?,They're for my cat. I use them to train him not to rip up paper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10569,Why can't we pick out our own colors?,"I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since nobody knows anybody else, nobody wants to back down. So forget it, I pick. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10570,"What's the good of arguing about something that probably doesn't exist? Look, Hildy, I'm proposing to you. What do you say?","Well, I'd like to be lady-like and think it over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10571,Where did he say he was going to meet you?,I thought he said by the monkey house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10572,"We always knew you'd come to us, Louis.","But I'm not coming to you out of deep conviction, I'm coming to you out of loss. I no longer can believe in the power and the rightness of things that are called good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10573,I'm surprised to see you out here tonight.,I just came out to say goodbye.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10574,"Well, I always heard you don't ""learn"" leadership, you earn it. How did you know they'd get into the vodka?",I guess I figured if I was in their shoes that's what I would've done.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10575,Really? You've never been inside?,We keep a strict separation so that no one can accuse us of tampering.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10576,Splendid horsemanship. Who are they?,"Sikali Horse, My Lord. Christians all. I know each one by name.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10577,"Nathanael, someone bred to station, bred to being a gentleman. Unlike these men, his sense of duty naturally prevails over the baser needs.","Well sir, I was an ironmaster before you got me. Maybe I will let you down yet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10578,When was the last time you saw Sal?,"Oh, a long time. Because I kept asking my husband where the heck could Junior be? He wasn't around here. I thought maybe he was in prison or some place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10579,You hurt my feelings. I ought to raise the price to be a thousand.,"If I call the police, your price will go down to a minus sign.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10580,Do you still talk to Sylvan?,I just talked to her on Monday. We still hang out on weekends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10581,Lust For Life. It's the story of Vincent Van Gough.,"Yeah, well, I saw the movie. That must mean I'm sensitive too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10582,New life defeats death? Follow the signs? Where the hell did you find that guy?,"Yeah, I thought he was supposed to be helpful.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10583,I been getting a pain in my shoulder.,"I gotta pains in my shoulder too. I have a pain in my hip, and my right arm aches so much I can't sleep. It's a curse to be old. How you feel?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10584,We only arrived a few minutes ago.,"I know, but usually I can fall asleep right away. It must be the strange room.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10585,"He's been in the state hospital a long time, something must be wrong with him.",He's retarded's all. You know he's always after a father figure and Lord knows Doyle ain't a good one with his mean ass.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10586,It's a real Paris reunion.,If you close your eyes and listen to our voices we might be in Paris.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10587,She needs an exorcist. This isn't love. This is sport-fucking.,"She'd invaded my support groups, now she's invading my home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10588,You want to be a bounty hunter. Why does a pretty little thing like you want to be a bounty hunter?,Because I want justice. I want to help put these sleazebags back in jail where they belong. And I want to have a little fun.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10589,"Nobody there to sign for it, man. What's a bruddah s'posed to do, ride around all day with the damn package?","So you just decided to return it to the sender? Or, in this case, the sender's wife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10590,The new antiquities exhibit. The Second Sun of the Sudan.,Of course. He's going to steal the giant white diamond.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10591,"That's out. No! It's too hot! You think I'm gonna let you get some, put on your clothes, then run outta here and never see you again in who knows when?",A quickie is good every once in a blue moon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10592,But you fuck with me. You fuck with me all the time. You make crummy tea. You rip us off on the hash.,"I make special tea for you, Hiyes, okay? We've to live like brothers. We have to be in here together.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10593,"Good morning, sir. Agent Salinas, sir.",So you're the new meat?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10594,I'm used to being on the outside looking in. The same men who will publicly profess their moral outrage for my sexual tastes are the same ones who privately rest their sweaty little hands on my legs and talk about weekend trips together.,Those same men will be sitting on the jury.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10595,"Just find her, man. She's my daughter, she's my sister, she's my mother, she's some little brat I stood in line with at Taco Bell last week. Do whatever you want with my words. And my money.",I am told it is difficult to pay the phone bill with gold chains and V.C.R.s. There's four thousand here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10596,How did you get into the store?,I took Doris's keys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10597,"What do you mean, 'how did he look'?","You know, did he seem depressed? Do you think he'll eat the food?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10598,That does sound lucky.,It was this strap alone that saved my life. Got caught on a rock as I was falling.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10599,Because I guarantee she's married and has a couple kids. Girls like Mary don't stay single.,"What if you're wrong? You just said she's the only girl you ever loved, what have you got to lose by calling her?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10600,He wants me to go to Cathy's party tomorrow afternoon. I said I would.,"I'll be going, too, to help out. It should be fun, Melanie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10601,You always carry these?,When I go bird-watching. It's why I like coming here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10602,Not terrific enough. What were you doing in that part of town? Who were you with?,What wereyou doing there? You never told me you were singing with an R&B group.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10603,Do you believe in astrology?,"Absolutely not. But then, I'm a Gemini and Geminis don't believe in astrology.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10604,"Nobody's covering her, I detached the officer assigned to that duty.","This girl is a murderess, Killaine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10605,No! Do not be sorry! Never be sorry! The king cares for nothing and for no one! There are no mistakes when you are king! What you do is right for every person! A king has contempt for everyone!,Is that the kind of king you wish me to be? Or do you say this because of your son?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10606,Keep your mouth shut.,You tell me that in front of these creeps?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10607,I thought you were retiring?,"I was, but this whole incident with John made me realize the fragility of what we've built here. This is John's legacy as much as mine and I want to protect that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10608,Why do you think Mulwray's body was moved you dimwit? Evelyn Mulwray knocked off her husband in the ocean and thought it would look like more of an accident if she hauled him up to the Oak Pass Reservoir?,Mulwray was murdered and moved because somebody didn't want his body found in the ocean.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10609,"That'd be me, sir. Frank Baker. This is my brother Jack.",Tom here tells me there's a problem with the pianos. We were assured they were in tune.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10610,"Good. You conquer the demon, but your horse is sinking in the bog. What do you do?",I go to bed and get a new horse in the morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10611,"Colonel Finck, are you saying someone told you not to dissect the neck?",I was told that the family wanted examination of the head.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10612,"Well, I think it's important for people to know that the world is in danger.","Okay, so can you tell us when it's going to happen or do we have to buy the book?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10613,You see that fellow over there in the gray coat?,"That's Kelly, my so-called partner. He runs that side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10614,What if I went up and introduced myself--think he'd slug me?,"Well, we are trying to ruin his life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10615,Morpheus sacrificed himself so we could get you out! There's no way you're going back in!,Morpheus did what he did because he believed that I'm something I'm not.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10616,This is my second commercial flight. I used to run satellite freighters but that got old fast.,So you were looking for a new challenge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10617,For that I'd kill a nun on Easter Sunday.,Just to get out of here? That doesn't seem much for a murder.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10618,"He's the reason the place turned into a shooting gallery. What are you, a silent partner? Fuckin' tell him.","He seems all right now, but he went crazy in the store.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10619,I wanna be with you today.,"Oh, honey. There's not much to do there. I mean, it's all work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10620,Look. I know you're seeing Barbara Baxter. So what?,So maybe I'm a one-woman man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10621,Don't be ridiculous. There is no such thing as a portal into someone else's brain.,"Brain. soul, I'm telling you, Lotte. I was right inside him looking out. We're going to be rich.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10622,You would have had a full scale revolt on your hands.,What have I got now? It's exactly as if there were two emperors. Because of this the people have two minds. He is their champion.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10623,Try to look at it this way. What choice does Buster have? What are his options? Nobody will ever adopt him.,Try to look at it *this* way. Buster and I are sitting right here beside you. We could have ended up in the incinerator!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10624,"So you see, the point and the theme of the film is kept intact. And of course, the MPAA didn't cut out any of the graphic violence. What did you think?","Oh man, I'm gonna need a cherry pie to get the taste of ass out of my mouth from that piece of shit movie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10625,"Well, let me start it. I'm flying down to Los Angeles on business, and I decide to take her on her first aeroplane.","I knew how planes flew, but I was still a little nervous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10626,No doubt the man's got some big-ass security system.,"Time comes, we knock on the door. See if he wants to talk about old times. Go in the easy way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10627,"Terrible thing, but good career move. His record sales have gone way up. I'll just have to create a new Black Vomit.",I was just discussing this whole Vomit thing with my friend Art Mooney. Do you know him?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10628,The school board doesn't pay you? What kind of deal is that?,It's called pro bono.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10629,"Jabez, will you join our Grange now?","Why, thank you, Tom. I was going to ask you if you thought I could.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10630,"Ya, but you can't do the shuffle with one leg. You and your wife, in your spare time, work with the less fortunate. Now I'm not talking about you and what you do but some folks that always run to help the victim, deep down are attracted to pain and suffering and love to be near the dying.",All the people working with us are really doing it 'cause they hate to see suffering.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10631,Huh. Right. College. Wow. Where are you going? Where 'd you get into?,"Well, I got in everywhere I applied, but Cornell is my first choice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10632,I don't know anything about birds except that they're attacking this town.,Then fight back. Get yourselves guns and wipe them off the face of the earth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10633,Excuse me for a minute. Be right back.,Don't be long. I'm afraid with all these tough guys here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10634,But you like him.,"Course I like him. I like pizzas too, but I'm not gonna marry one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10635,"Guess you like those Coyote Ugly steaks now, huh?","Sorry, don't mean to be wolfing down. I'm just starving.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10636,You didn't write that figure. And how is it that you remember that so clearly after four years?,Because I kept a copy. I have it right here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10637,Do you know who was brought in for questioning?,"There were at least three, maybe four. But a name that keeps coming up is this woman who lives in an apartment building very close to your house and also close to the field where you found the ear. There's also a business man over by the Franklin factory district that was questioned, and a musician, and some others.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10638,"Yeah, a ship that's supposed to have been lost at sea fifty years ago. You don't think that's just a little freaky?","If this thing turns out to be a ship everybody thought sank a long time ago, we just hit the jackpot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10639,"The Zapruder film is the proof they didn't count on, Lou. We gotta get our hands on it.",That means we gotta subpoena Time-Life on it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10640,Did you pick up the car?,It is waiting for you in the garage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10641,"Well, I'm in the middle of my goddamn toast here.","OK, OK. You guys just go back in. Dad, keep going with the toast, we'll be right in. Go on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10642,"Oh, OK, well, better to choose the table cloths first anyway.",I was thinking either the peach moire or cream damask.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10643,I have to help out in my father's hardware store. they're giving me sort of my own hours for a while. Which is nice.,"Still, it must be kinda rough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10644,"No, I guess not. It was pretty lousy of me, I guess, to be a child at the same time you were. Not to stop being a child just because I had a child. I guess I was a real stinker not to be a grown-up when you needed a grown-up.",What do you want me to do? Pin a halo on you? You're doing a pretty good job of that yourself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10645,"Yeah. So wow, you've got it figured out.","Well, I mean, business is okay, and lacrosse is awesome, but what am I gonna be, a pro lacrosse player? I really have no idea.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10646,"Their loads are poly-drug. ""E"" from Holland, methamphetamine precursors from Jordan, Afghan ""H."" Mid-ocean transshipments. His real business is: he's a network.",And we can illuminate part of it from the inside out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10647,"You are still the best knight in Christiandom. You gained a hundred advantages over me. It is I who must love you, for through your courage and patience you taught me a bitter lesson.",Then make me your champion and I will always fight in your place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10648,"I've got to hand it to the British, David. You know what those guys are? Decent. Tell me, Herr Dr. Furtwängler, do you know Hans Hinkel?","Yes, a despicable human being. He was in the Ministry of Culture. His job was to get rid of Jews in the arts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10649,I just want to live long enough to get back to Paris. Just long enough to kill Bastaldi.,I say we make him pay first. After that you can do whatever you want to him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10650,I'd like to get out but I don't have enough money.,The President's promised to give whoever helps me 1 million dollars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10651,"Yes, I believe they are based mainly on Navajo and Apache motifs.","Oh, well, they're really gorgeous. As a matter of fact this is probably the most gorgeous hotel I've ever seen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10652,"You're a good mama to that boy. You care for him. You work hard fer him to take care of him. You light him up in his eyes, I've seen it. He wouldn't know what to do without ye.","Well thank you, hun. That's real good of you to say. I wouldn't know what to do without him either.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10653,"Thank you, Annette. Chance Hill has been with my family for over sixty years. Does your family do much riding?","My mother and I used to ride a lot, before she got sick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10654,"I wondered about them, for so many years. I wondered if I looked like them, acted like them. I wondered why they gave me up.","Giving you up was the most unselfish thing they ever did. When they founded ""Heaven,"" they wished they could take you back, but it was too late. All they could do was build the empire, knowing that someday it would all be yours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10655,We're waiting on you.,Then just wait. I'm counting this all out and deducting my share. While I'm at it you can be getting that tape off the lady. And her little girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10656,"This here's a ""Panther Patrol."" We see a brother getting busted. We check it out, make sure the pig don't go beating on the man. Brother gets taken downtown, we post bail, hook 'em up with a lawyer.",We're like policing the police.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10657,I'm sure he won't be angry once he realizes how concerned you are about him.,"Okay, but if I get yelled at, I'm never gonna listen to this show again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10658,"That cat ain't mean. I feed him out of my own hand for six years. Why don't he kill me? At night in the truck, I let him out of the cage. When I am falling asleep I hear him walking back and forth. I go to sleep. He don't hurt me.",They all say the cat killed this second girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10659,I could have done it better. I'm a fucking ball-buster I am.,You never walked away dad. You could have walked away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10660,I'd say he was probably getting intelligence training.,"Lou, you were in the Marines. Who would be running that training?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10661,To think -- all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.,They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10662,"Call me Mark, would you? Cause I'm gonna keep calling you Sidney.","I'll call you Mark when you catch the killer, Detective.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10663,She and dad are out back lighting the barbecue. Jane's walking around like she's King Shit of Turd Mountain. Like always.,Uh-huh. Only in her case I guess it would be Queen Shit of Turd Mountain. Hand me that adjustable.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10664,"Sir, these are our finest firearms from the armory at Charleville! They are a gift from the people of France!","Well, we will accept these charming little gifts. When we see them. Meanwhile, please, take your pick of a horse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10665,"It's a nice pool, isn't it?",And it's a shorter commute.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10666,"You know, I voted for you in your last election.",I was the lesser of two evils.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10667,"You sure you outta be playin, around with that?","It's just a book, no harm ever came from a book.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10668,I was with somebody.,I know you were with somebody. Who was it? I just hope it's not someone who I think it might be. I just hope it's not them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10669,"Explain to me, if you can, Mr. Wheeler, explain this to me like I'm a ten year-old. This trial is not about a disease, is that what you're saying? Not about your understandable, if unfounded, fear of catching AIDS through casual contact with someone who has it? You're saying, this trial is about Andrew Beckett's character. Am I getting this right?","Yes, character. To the extent that it affects a person's ability to do a great job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10670,Yeah yeah yeah. Yadda yadda yadda. Were you stoned?,"Yes, but you see, someone else was talking through my mouth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10671,You're in a hurry.,"Yeah, I been waiting three years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10672,"I didn't do it! I walked in, saw my husband lying on the floor, bent down to check his heart, screamed my head off and Chutney and Enrique ran inside.",Where they saw you standing over the body covered in his blood.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10673,Do you talk with your mom?,It's been awhile. She didn't want me looking for my dad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10674,What was the nature of your relationship with Dr. Paley?,We dated for about a month last year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10675,You think he killed Edmunds?,"Yes, I do. Whatever's out there is,, I think, his response to us refusing to talk to him earlier.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10676,I know he did and he's sorry. He'll come back as soon as he can.,There are some letters here from him. Some are just to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10677,I'm just trying to play the game.,You're not playing very well. There are clues all around you and you keep missing them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10678,Oh really? Where you from?,"England. Only, we saw there was a show on, thought I might pick something up for a price, type of thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10679,What are you making?,Booties for my father. He gets cold in this hospital.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10680,That's a lot of people all at once.,It's okay. They pre-order. There's a choice of three entrees.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10681,How much you got to see the show?,"You don't understand, sweetie. Daddy doesn't pay, Daddy sees the show for free. But you do get points for being horny on a night like this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10682,"You're strapped into an implant chair, and I'm monitoring you at a psycho-probe console.","Oh, I get it. I'm dreaming! And this is all part of that delightful vacation your company sold me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10683,The trick is to look like you don't need it. Then they give you shit for free.,"Well, you look money, baby. We both look money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10684,Wait a second. You're Steven Reign? You're big time. You own all them big hotels. What are you doing in Hong Kong?,"I'm just in town for the weekend, taking in the sights.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10685,That's not really the point.,You're right and I'll tell you a secret. I know exactly how you feel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10686,"Jamie, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. I can go out with Brady tomorrow night. It's no big deal.",But you wanted to go out tonight. It's my fault that you can't.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10687,I just want to ask some questions.,You may do that in the privacy of your room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10688,"OK, OK. You gonna make me something to eat at least?",The food is on the table.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10689,"Well, we need that ring.","Well now honey, that ring is at the bottom of a pretty darned big lake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10690,"In a few minutes, the white phone is going to ring. So let's get our shit straight before that happens.",You used to be a cop. All of you used to be cops. I can tell by the way you move.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10691,I'll be watching over you.,"Just get back soon, or I start looking for a new groom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10692,I wouldn't drop my gun.,"You're hollow, like a woman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10693,This is a car. I think this is the best American car I've ever driven.,This is the only American car you've ever driven.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10694,"Good morning, Rose. And how do you feel today?","Wonderful. Except I can touch the place back there with my tongue, I wouldn't even know I had that tooth pulled.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10695,I've discovered a new way into the Phantom Zone.,But the Phantom Zone is for criminals.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10696,Can't you say something nice once?,Okay. It doesn't smell as bad in here as I remember it smelling.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10697,"Well, that does sound very odd.","Yes, and I'm afaid there's going to be a bit of a row about it. Denying the men permission to land was a direct violation of the I.A.S. convention.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10698,We've got to keep moving while there's still light.,You know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to take a second. I want to look at the gold.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10699,I'm going to change for dinner. I'll see you shortly.,"Sounds good. I'm just going to run up to my room. Hop in the shower. Jump into my jogging suit, and I'll be right there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10700,Do you like putting makeup on people?,"Uh huh. I've been trying to get out to Hollywood for years to do makeup for all the stars, I haven't gotten there yet. All right, open your eyes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10701,"It was just a shag, Vanessa. You're everything to me.","You just don't get it, do you, Austin? Good night. Welcome to the Nineties, you're going to be very lonely.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10702,"Well, nobody, I guess. But that Father Barry, I didn't like the way he kept lookin' at me.",He was looking at everybody the same way. Asking the same question.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10703,"I'll rig up something, don't worry. Do you think I could bash through with that little hammer?","I don't know Doug, we haven't even got the place together and already you want to extend it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10704,"And I know too many people. Obviously, we're both lonely. Would you like to know where I was going tonight when you ran into me and ruined my Sunday clothes?",I didn't run into you and I bet they're not your Sunday clothes. You've probably got a lot of clothes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10705,It's probably just a strained muscle.,"Doctor, I think I need a neck brace.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10706,I genuinely think she wants me. I feel a vibe.,"That vibe is from your wrist, pal. You've been over-tenderizing your meat, again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10707,I like walkin' quite a bit from time to time.,I stay on my feet all the time at work. I just can't find shoes that's comfortable.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10708,Tough break. Most men have to get married before they lose their wives.,I'm going to spend the rest of my life looking for her. That or die alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10709,"You know, each time I see you, I hear that music. What is it?","Oh, you mean my pigeons.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10710,Did you see what the First Bank stock opened at? Very impressive.,"Actually, it's down .2 from the last quarters highest, but I think it will pick up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10711,I'm not sure if I can deliver what you want.,You will or you'll be back at BET so quick you'll never know what hit you. I need a mid-season replacement and pronto. It will be on the fast track.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10712,"I gotta! Look, I run some slots down in West Bend for a mob here. I got a little behind on my payoffs so they figure I been holdin' out on 'em. They gave me to 4:00 to come up with the cash. I don't get it there I'm dead.","It don't look good, gramps, it's ten of now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10713,"Hi, welcome back to the 'World of the Psychic,' I'm Peter Venkman and I'm chatting with my guest, author, lecturer and of course, psychic, Milton Anglund. Milt, your new book is called The End of the World. Isn't that kind of like writing about gum disease. Yes, it could happen, but do you think anybody wants to read a book about it?","Well, I think it's important for people to know that the world is in danger.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10714,Was there a definite proposal?,"Sure, he wants us to send Mike to meet him to hear his proposition. The promise is the deal will be so good we can't refuse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10715,"Don't tell me, partner. I'm just a desk jockey who was on the way home when you rang.","The way you drove that car, I figured you for the streets.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10716,"Nah, East Village poseur was grosser than the dude in the park.",The park dude was missing an arm.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10717,The danger. The one Nigel spoke of. It must be near .,"Oh, fiddlesticks. What could be dangerous about a baseball game?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10718,I'm going to tear down the shack and build my house.,"You've been saying that for twenty years. While we were dating, you said it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10719,Did you happen to see some shirts on the floor in here?,I put them in your hamper. I thought they were dirty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10720,Have I told you how proud I am of you?,"Mom, great. But what I want is for me to be proud of me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10721,I'm two seconds away from making my choice which means you've got two seconds to tell me why I shouldn't shoot you.,It's simple. You need me. I need you. And we will both need money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10722,"Well, that's ridiculous. If the teleprinter and radio links are out of order, just pick up a phone and pay for a call.","I know it sounds crazy, sir, but we tried, and nobody answers any of the telephones.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10723,I guess he's still on the road. What kind of show is this? Are they some Negroes in it without being buffoons?,"To answer your question, there are a lot of Negroes in it and what is your definition of buffoons?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10724,Hurts. Hurts pretty bad.,"I imagine it would, yes. So now we can add self-pity to your list of frailties.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10725,Hmmm. You say he showed you his garden?,"Well, he said it was his, he walked us through it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10726,How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?,"I drank like ten tons of Sunny Delight. Anyway, yeah. I'm pregnant. And you're shockingly cavalier.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10727,I can't see a bloody thing.,"Oh, I forgot to tell you, they're prescription X-ray glasses. I have very bad astigmatism.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10728,I'm sorry for what my brother did this morning. They're assholes.,It's cool. You ain't got to apologize for your brothers. They're big boys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10729,You were supposed to have a date with Gwen last night? Gwem Deardon? The supervisor?,Serious as a heart attack my friend. I think she literally fucked my brains out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10730,We gotta postcard from my son Nickie and his bride. They're inna big hotel in Florida on their honeymoon. Everything is very nice.,That's nice. I gotta letter from my husband's cousin in Abruzzi. His mother died.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10731,What about the princess?,You go after the princess. I am an old man and would be of little help. I must try to find the Crystal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10732,"Mr. O'Higgins, I cannot say how grateful I am for your timely assistance to my wife.",I am only sorry that I was unable to prevent the villain from carrying off all her ladyship's money and pearls.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10733,"I can't believe this. I always said I'd never end up like this. I thought I'd make something of myself, do something with my life. You know, be successful. Have a big house, a family. Now I'm gonna end up just like daddy.","Don't say that, Rayford. Don't ever say that. He gave up hope. That's where you gotta be different.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10734,I want to see my mother immediately.,We discourage family visits for the first 48 hours after an emotional trauma like the kind you've experienced.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10735,"What are you going to be when you grow up, Todd?","Well I'm going to major in Business Administration and, I think, minor in Communications.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10736,Sit down and stop being such a child.,This from a girl who still plays with dolls.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10737,"It's amazing, you know, that a drug could change things like that, destroy a life and then give it back. It's hard to believe that the world could be so hellish one day and like heaven the next.","I tell you, it was so wonderful. I felt like a little boy. I saw Paradise, Jezzie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10738,"Hear you had a little trouble, Quintero. Defective fuse? Well, you're all in one piece. So what's the beef?","You know the beef. This new rule of yours, that we work alone. We're taking it up with the Super.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10739,I'm starting to think that everyone's crazy to some extent.,"My Grandma Rosa says that some trees get planted in rich top soil, and they grow right up to the sun, tall and straight. Other trees, they start as seeds in the crevices between rocks so they have to twist and bend to reach the light. But even though they end up crooked, they're still trees, just like the straight ones.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10740,How did you get onto Doom?,Marvin told me. Doom was after his land. He was afraid. That's why he brought me his will.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10741,"Nicholson and I go to work on him. Now er know somthing's rotten in Denmark, 'cause this dickhead had a big bag, and it's uncut, too, so we're sweatin' him, trying to find out where he got it. Scarin' the shit outta him.","Which wasn't too hard, the guy was a real squid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10742,He's harmless. He just sits around and looks at these tapes. What's the big deal?,So he's got this catalog of women touching themselves? That doesn't make you feel weird?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10743,"Take a lesson from Young Masbath's desires, Ichabod Crane. He follows with you to avenge his father's death. That I understand. But, what do you want?","To avenge his father, and the others.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10744,Carlton insisted on leaving with her. Maybe he got lucky.,So now being with Frida is lucky? I thought you said she was a flake.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10745,No. Never had much use for hell-howlers. You goin'?,My father's the preacher.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10746,This is the only thing you found?,So far. But that place is a pig sty. I wouldn't be surprised if there's more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10747,"It was a long time ago, at some Heaven and Hell mixer.","I remember that night, you had like four daiquiris.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10748,It's spring break. I don't want to go to a will reading.,"That's part of growing up, honey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10749,I'm not going to die.,"That's right. We're on the Positive Plan. You don't have a Fatal Disease, you have Manageable Illness.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10750,Your kid's in the back here. He's crying.,Roy? He's always crying.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10751,Oh! Gave me a start.,I'm sorry. It's these soft shoes I wear for my back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10752,Is he a fireman? I like firemen.,"You like everybody, Ronald.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10753,Females in combat situations impact unit cohesion. Men fight better without women around. And that is an historical fact.,"It also seems like a problem with the men's attitude, sir. So maybe you should be sniffing around their shower room instead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10754,"Chief, I know I screwed up, but this guy was no innocent civilian.",Well this is gonna end your career and probably mine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10755,I figure telling that cop I'd stay here saved me a truckload of social service interviews and good will. So no offense but thanks. See ya.,Where will you go? The circus is halfway to Metropolis by now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10756,"Fust thing I'll get is coffee, cause ever'body been wantin' that, an' then some flour an' bakin' powder an' meat. Better not get no side-meat right off. Save that for later. Maybe Sat'dy. Got to get some soap too. An' milk. Rosasharn's got to have some milk.","Get some sugar too, for the coffee.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10757,Does Koessler know about the Suspect Zero theory?,Of course. He knows everything about Dick Low.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10758,"I'm sorry I was mad at you, Theo.","Me too. Although I learned one thing about you, that you don't know about yourself. You can be a pretty decent bitch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10759,"Daddy, what if The Face comes when I'm at mommy's?","Your mom knows all about The Face, okay? Don't worry, she'll tell The Face to beat it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10760,"Ok, then. Keep your chin up and your music down, alright?",Yes. I will. It was nice to meet you Officer Jim.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10761,"I was doing shrooms and I saw this cloud. It looks excellent on tape. The video is like my head and, and everything, you know, is, like, is like in there that I see. You know? Plus, I'm gonna come down here one night and walk around inside the Circle A with the camera and tape shit.","Oh, that's so amazing. I wish I could see it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10762,That's been suppressed. Anything in there is inadmissible.,"Oh, I know. Sweet deal you have. Total immunity .",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10763,No. You're trying to beat me.,We've always tried to beat each other.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10764,"Yeah, well, she has a way of self-medicating that probably seems familiar, too.",I'm not the one who has to have three scotches just to walk in the door and say hello.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10765,It was going to be a surprise!,"A surprise huh? Well I don't like any surprises, especially if I'm forking over the loot for them!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10766,"No, they sold the house in 1920 to a millionaire, Uriah Bloodworth.","Yes, of course, Uriah. I feel his evil presence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10767,What do you want? Do I know you from somewhere?,"I want to know where my daughter is. Her name is Kristen, or Joanne. She's with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10768,"I don't know about you, guys, but I'm getting a little buzz off this.","Yeah, this is better than rape.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10769,"Cinderella Man! Babe, you stuck a tag on that hick that'll stick to him the rest of his life. Can you imagine Cobb's face when he reads this?","If we could sell tickets, we'd make a fortune.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10770,He does make some funny noises.,I sure like the way he talks. It sounds like a race car motor idlin'. It makes me not be nervous.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10771,"You know -- Hemingway, Sexton, Woolf, Plath, Delmore Schwartz. You can't kill yourself before you've even been published.","What about that guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunces? He committed suicide before he got published, and look how famous he is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10772,I can't imagine spending money on towels.,You don't have to. I'll pay for all the stuff right now and you can pay me back when you finally get a job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10773,Do you want to see Doc?,We don't get many Sandmen. I think we've only had one other since I've been here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10774,"Once a story gets hold of you, it's hard to let go. Besides, I'm making up for lost time.",Just so you don't overdo it. You don't want to die of sleep deprivation before you finish.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10775,"Actually, they disgust me. But that's what I love about them. Like a car wreck, you know, how you shouldn't look, but you always pull over and watch real close, or even pretend you're a reporter so you can get even closer and take pictures?","Or when someone has a hideous birthmark and all you do is stare. I really like that. Let the other girls have the guys like you. Chiseled jaw, perfect nose, quirky dimples. I find you all so boring.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10776,A goddamn radiator hose in a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?,"About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10777,"I don't care about the danger, Father. I just want to be good. I want for the rest of my life to be one act of goodness.","The question is weather or not this technique really makes a man good. Goodness comes from within. Goodness is chosen. When a man cannot chose, he ceases to be a man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10778,I ordered it. It's for your own safety.,"Dear me, you'll be telling me to watch what I eat next.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10779,Nine performances! Nine! That's all it's had - and withdrawn.,"I know; it's outrageous. Still, if the public doesn't like one's work one has to accept the fact gracefully.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10780,You got salt last week.,"Oh, right. Baking powder, we need baking powder.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10781,"We did a little digging on Jim Trudell at Sergeant Zydowski's request. He's 31, no priors, and he's been working for the military for ten years.",We ran the i.d. I could have told you that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10782,"Not this twig, friend. I got plans.",We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10783,I can stay with the brokerage firm. And you're doing fine. We can survive without Gordon Gekko.,I'm not looking to just survive. I've been doing that all my life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10784,"He a dog babydoll. He a great dane. I tried to tell y'after ya'll first date. He hit that ass one time, his interest in a bitch start t'landslide.","You know I burned all his shit. All that vinyl. Chalamar, Funkadelic, I burned his turntables too. They was like three-thousand brand new.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10785,I didn't mean for you to pay me for that.,I know you didn't but you have been so thoughtful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10786,But your Grandfather lives in your house. I've seen him.,"Oh, that's me other Grandfather, but this one's me Grandfather and all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10787,Are these all the subjects?,Yes. The scored all over the Kiersey Temperament Sorter just like you asked for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10788,Then you were talking to him.,"I ran into him at the 76 station on little Santa Monica. What was I supposed to do, hide in the ladies room? Yes, I was talking to him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10789,You scheduled a whole day with the First Lady?,It's a homeless shelter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10790,Self-realization. Ministering to help people reach their fullest potential. Would you believe me if I told you I want you to see yourself reach your fullest potential and self-realization?,I would say it sounds like you're trying to get me into bed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10791,"Thanks for waiting, Jackie. Now tell me, what can we do for you?",I need permission to leave the country so I keep my job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10792,"I always forget to put the sign on, but we do have vacancy. Twelve in fact. Twelve cabins, twelve vacancies.","In the past two days I've been to so many motels, my eyes are bleary with neon. This is the first one that looked like it was hiding from the world at large.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10793,Maybe I like to find out about a man first. Maybe I like to know what he's made of.,"I'm just flesh and blood, baby. That and a few memories of bad women, just like most guys. But you already know that. You read my mind, remember? Thanks for the lemonade.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10794,What's the pumpkin for?,I brought it for Tommy. I figured making a Jack-O-Lantern would keep him occupied.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10795,Maybe there's fingerprints on it?,"We're not looking to arrest the man, Faith, we're trying to locate him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10796,What is that gizmo?!,I think that gizmo is a machine from another planet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10797,"Free? We're back where we started. Shit, we still don't have a stop light.","Well, as the Rev says, God helps those who help themselves. We'll be our own stoplight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10798,"Yeah, but I didn't know you were going to give me electric shocks. What are you trying to prove?",I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on ESP ability.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10799,You're afraid of the Ferris wheel.,"Actually, it's more the plunging head first into the crowd part that gets me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10800,That little tree. It's in trouble. Come on.,"Look at it, Harold. It's suffocating. It's the smog. People can live with it, but it gives trees asthma. They can't breathe. See. the leaves are all brown. Harold, we've got to do something about this life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10801,"My visual style is very erotic, sexy, how do you say, hot?","This is a TV show, not a music video.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10802,"Slow down, Thomas. Take it easy and talk to me. Was your father shot?",Dennis hit him. His head's all big and he won't wake up. I'm really scared.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10803,How do you instruct your patients to take it?,I tell them to pour an amount the size of a quarter into the their hand and mix it with water.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10804,How 'bout a western? People love westerns.,"But, I don't like horses. Do I have to get on one?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10805,I thought you guys were going to call me.,"Oh, Robert, I'm sorry. We were so tired from the branding. Grace barely made it to her bed and I didn't have the energy to take my clothes off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10806,How you gonna do that? You don't know shit about making movies.,"I don't think the producer has to do much, outside of maybe knowing a writer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10807,"Austin, Vanessa, let me bring you up to speed. Dr. Evil has high-jacked a nuclear warhead from Kreplachistan and is holding the world ransom for one-hundred billion dollars. If the world doesn't pay up in four days, he's threatening to destroy the world.","Thank you, Exposition. Only two things scare me, and one is nuclear war.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10808,"Cool it, kids. He's free to see other girls, if he wants.","But I always thought that you would marry Charlie, Carol would marry Walter, and I would marry Arthur. We'd all live on the same street and take our kids to the park together and have barbecues every Sunday. It'll spoil everything if you and Charlie break up. That Michael doesn't look like the barbecue type.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10809,"Eddie, you still got it. Hey, tomorrow maybe I'll go down to probate court and see who's sniffin' around Acme's estate?","Yeah, do that. I'm gonna go rattle Maroon's cage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10810,"Hello, Mr. Valiant. I rang the doorbell, but I guess you couldn't hear it.",That's because I don't have a doorbell.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10811,Find a new job.,It's not that easy. I just got a raise. I need the money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10812,My mother told me never to accept offers from strangers.,"My name is John. Now I'm not a stranger anymore. See how easy it is for us to get to know each other, beautiful?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10813,You want to spend the rest of your life in the temple?,"I always wondered what the world would be like. But now that I've seen it, I don't need to see any more. It's all right. Once I'm in the tank, I won't remember any of this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10814,This from a man who winces at the cost of a pretzel?,That was then. I'm better since the lobotomy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10815,I can't close the store.,You just closed the store to play hockey on the roof!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10816,"Mr. Nygma, you'll forgive me for being rude. But what exactly is on your mind?",Precisely. What's on all our minds? Brainwaves. The future of Wayne Enterprises is Brainwaves!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10817,"Go to your reunion, Martin. See those people and discover what they mean to you. Try not to kill anybody for a few days, see how you feel.",If I get antsy I'll kill a few small animals.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10818,"For this one, we need $60,000.",That's all? That seems very reasonable for an entire picture.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10819,"It's impossible to stop these men deserting in winter, you might as well stop geese from migrating.","They go back home to keep their families alive, stay into the spring to plant. Then, they start coming back to us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10820,Probably stoned out of his gourd in some corner.,"Well, go find his lazy ass. I scratch any more tonight I'm gonna have carpal tunnel syndrome.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10821,"If you're anything like yours truly, then you probably figure we didn't want you when you were born, so who cares if we're dead? Am I right?",But we did want you. It's just that you don't always get to keep what you want. We knew you needed a real mom and dad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10822,Really? No. Not at all. You're a very pretty girl. You should know that. You should be confident.,Thank you so much. Merci. It's very wonderful to hear a man say such a nice compliment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10823,Just a thing I was workin' on.,"The way you act, it must be something pretty secret.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10824,"Baby, I was gonna give it to you.","Well, bitch, you move too slow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10825,"Listen, don't let it get you down. You're going to be fine.",Me? I've never been better. I mean having my wife walk out on me after seven years of marriage agrees with me just fine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10826,"If it's in Italian, how will I know what they're saying?",I'll whisper some of the main parts of the story to you. But you'll be surprised how much you understand. The music conveys the story more powerfully than any words.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10827,"I know the answer. Career. A smart woman like you became so involved in your work, you didn't have time for marriage.","I wish I could fool myself into believing that that's the reason. The truth of the matter is, nobody ever asked me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10828,"What's the matter with you, you've seen the reports. It's a cut and dried case.",Maybe there's something that's not in the report that should be.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10829,"But, they don't speak English.",There are some things that everybody does in the same language.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10830,Did your daughter ever say anything to you about Brooke and Heyworth's relationship?,Aside from the fact that he found her on an infomercial? She said they humped like gorillas. Chutney could hear them all the way in the pool house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10831,"C'mon, Rebecca, you wanted it. Now get up there. Ride it side-saddle if you have to -- like a horse. C'mon, now.",It smells funny. Like gasoline.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10832,"Sure, you can help me! You can help me jump over that cliff! I've been looking and looking at the bottom of that mountain, but I haven't got the nerve to jump!",You shouldn't be looking at the bottom of the mountain. Why don't you try looking up at the top sometimes?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10833,Will you stay here with us for a long time?,I reckon if you want me to. I got some of that potted meat and sodie crackers left over if you want some.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10834,I'll give you ten thousand dollars to drive me to Paris.,Great. You know what? I'll give you ten gazillion dollars to get the fuck away from me before I start screaming my head off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10835,No frown lines. New watch?,"It's a LeCoultre Revers. You can flip the face, and set it for two time zones.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10836,"I don't know, but we can't stay here.",Where can we go? I can't go back into that zoo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10837,"Sarah, order a chopper. I want the next thing smoking and I don't care whose. Ours. DCPD. Or the Marines. Then call Documents. Tell them to scramble a team. I want everybody moving in five minutes. Dr. Chilton, please do not handle the note. I have a Documents team on the way to you by helicopter to pick it up.",After we've worked the note we want to replace it in Lecktor's cell. I don't want him to know we found it. Where's Lector now?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10838,I never laid a hand on her in anger. Not a day. Not even when I's drinkin'. But this business got me wonderin' what a good shake and slap would do for her.,That kind of talk is between us. Don't you go in there with that shit on your tongue.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10839,"My friends buy me clothes, so I don't look like trash.",I would hardly say you look like trash.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10840,Juno just wanted a closer look at Kimber here.,Your guitar is named Kimber?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10841,"Give me six at least. This's a good clip, here. Gets you pumpin'.","Yeah, well, the first part's okay. Better than the usual soaps you bring me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10842,His dick was in his mouth?,Balls resting on his lips.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10843,What's up? Why're leavin' Detroit?,"Well, there's a story behind all that. I'll tell you when I see you. By the way, I won't be alone. I'm bringing my wife with me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10844,I thought I had something to tell you. But it turned out I didn't.,My brother said you were about to fire me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10845,"In the kitchen drinking all the ice water in Glenville. She walked out here, she didn't go by the hotel.","Walked, in all that heat? It's a wonder she hasn't got sunstroke. I'll phone Daddy and you go get Doll Baby and Waski.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10846,"You're suppose to teach your children what you know. Junior, I don't have to worry about. Babe Brother is a different story.",You still call him boy. You call Babe Brother boy in front of his wife and son.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10847,"I reckon, if you want me to. I got some of that potted meat and sodie crackers left over if you want some.",I don't see how you can eat that stuff with all those insides it's made out of.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10848,You're telling me you don't get aroused by a roomful of naked breasts.,"You've seen one naked breast, you've seem them all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10849,"Ching Chong, what happened to your beautiful Asian accent?","Actually, my name is Cindy. The accent just helps me meet boys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10850,"You must think I'm terrible, Hanna.",I do not think you anything anymore. Just back from the hospital and already you are chasing after boys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10851,So we just go eat with him and that's gonna solve everything?,"Dude, you just gotta settle your shit down. You gotta go and say all that 'Red Dragon' shit. Make him think he's on Barretta.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10852,This is bullshit. We don't even know what Max looks like.,"Maybe we don't have to know what he looks like. If he's got that list, he's going to want to check it. We should be looking for laptops.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10853,"Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to yourself and your friends and to your parents not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.","I owe it to myself to go right to the edge, Rob, and this group does exactly that. Over the edge, in fact.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10854,It's a violent response to something we haven't figured out. Don't let the cowardly demeanor fool you: He is ruthless. Unblinking in his prejudice.,It was obvious from the way he first looked at me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10855,\And is Miss Lawson a patient of yours?,Yes. I've been seeing her for over a year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10856,"I see, so you'd be open to little ladies from Pasadena, who want to show you their knickers?","Matter of fact, Jay, I'm planning a pictorial focusing on the women of my hometown, ""The Girls of Xenia."" Just to show my appreciation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10857,I didn't know you took pictures.,"I guess you could call it a hobby. It doesn't take me more than about five minutes a day to do it, but I do it every day. Rain or shine, sleet or snow. Sort of like the postman. Sometimes it feels like my hobby is my real job, and my job is just a way to support my hobby.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10858,Go away from me. You frighten me. Sit over there.,Okay. I'm way over here. Is that better?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10859,I mailed it to you on Wednesday.,"Well, today's Saturday and it's still not here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10860,"I know your partner's here, but it's very important that you're honest.",I am. I'm a pretty boring guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10861,It's a good thing your hand did not become infected. How did you cut it like this?,Me and Sounder went to this prison camp to see my Daddy and the police guard runs us away and I fell on some glass.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10862,"You know, I like that suit, Bobo. I don't know what there is about it, but it somehow makes you look taller.",Yeah? You really think so? A lot of people been telling me the same thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10863,I didn't think you'd make it.,"Well, I thought I'd check if all of you were still here. I'll just go in and join the gang and you two go on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10864,You think anyone who's proud of the work we do is an ass kisser.,No. I think anyone who puckers their lips and presses it against his boss' buttocks and then smooches is an ass kisser.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10865,Because I told her you were the best criminal attorney we have.,"Raymond, I'm the only criminal attorney you have.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10866,"Yes, that would be great. Are you here for the convention?",Do I look that obvious? My name's Paul.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10867,"And getting stranger. Where do I meet this Cowboy? I mean, do I have to ride out to the range?","Sort of, funny boy. If I tell him the meeting's on you're to go to the top of Beachwood Canyon. There's a corral up there where he'll be.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10868,"So, it looks like you're getting pregnant-er these days.","Yeah. Um, I hooked up a whole private adoption thing. These married people in Saint Cloud are going to be the parents.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10869,Your parents would be crushed to think you weren't happy with it.,"They're not my parents, Helen. My parents are back in Xenia and I hurt them very much.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10870,But I am going to have to question all of their past boyfriends and girlfriends.,"Fine, just don't mention the carving. This is going to be a tough enough day as it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10871,"Well, we could try the bag over the head thing. Walk you right out the front.",Our mother can see through bags.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10872,"And in a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me?","Because you looked like a nice guy, and I was a little scared. And I sure couldda used a nice guy about that time, so I spilled my popcorn on you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10873,"I couldn't do it, Leah! It smelled like a dentist in there. They had these really horrible magazines, with, like, spritz cookie recipes and bad fiction and water stains, like someone read them in the tub. And the receptionist tried to give me these weird condoms that looked like grape suckers, and she told me about her boyfriend's pie balls. Su-Chin Kuah was there, and she told me the baby had fingernails. Fingernails!","Oh, gruesome. I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10874,Who lost a shoe? Wash your hands.,"The ""unknown hero."" They found his shoe right beside the plane crash.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10875,I just wanted to see how the place looked furnished.,"Not much to see, I'm afraid. I'm sort of cultivating a minimalist vibe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10876,If you close your eyes and listen to our voices we might be in Paris.,Let's not close our eyes. There are many good things to see here too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10877,"Well sir, I didn't really think it was necessary. You see, we have a picture of them from the elevator security cam. Here, have a look.","They look like a couple of kids, chief.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10878,"Ha ha ha, that's some idea, a cantaloupe.","There's some kind of gristle in it, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10879,"I thought you loved me, Doug, but all you want from me is sex.","That's not true, we have a great time together. I've said I'm sorry. Let's forget about it and go stop by my place, so I can get changed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10880,Why would you want to be a Ghostbuster if you're already an accountant?,"Oh, no, it's just if one of the guys calls in sick or gets hurt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10881,"Get it while you're young. And you better fix your lips. You want to look nice for Osgood, don't you?",It's just going to break his heart when he finds out I can't marry him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10882,"We don't know that's true, he never said that.",I can feel it in the way he talks to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10883,"I'm tired, Trinity. I'm tired of this war, I'm tired of fighting. I'm tired of this ship, of being cold, of eating the same fucking goop every day. But most of all, I'm tired of this jagoff and all of his bullshit.",My God. Morpheus. You gave them Morpheus.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10884,"What the fuck was that chick's name? Oh this is just great, I'm totally fuckin' tortured now.","Well, whoever she was, Elois looked like her. So one night I walk into the club, and no Elois. Now the bartender was a wetback, he was a friend of mine, his name was Carlos. So I asked him ""Hey, Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?"" Well apparently Lady E was married to this real piece of dog shit. I mean a real animal. And apparently he would do things to her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10885,"Mr. Roston, I know this is difficult for you, but it's important you tell the court what she did.",She said she was going to fuck me like I've never been fucked before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10886,"Grand champion, is it? And what great cause leads you to me?","We seek the ogre, Baron Couer de Noir. He slew a unicorn and plunged the world into eternal winter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10887,Raziel! I transformed them all! I'm a magician!,"You didn't transform them, Willow, you released them. That was nothing. Now change me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10888,Quick question - do you know who I am?,"Yes, we sat together at Bell's Square.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10889,Let's go Margie. The museum ain't going to teach itself.,"Museum, huh? I haven't been there since my husband left me. I love art.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10890,"Here, have a Popeye's. This drumstick ain't for beatin' it's for eatin'.",That's alright. I already ate lunch. I actually wouldn't mind getting a Gelati.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10891,"No sir-e-bob, I don't die. But what I do is get older, wrinkled like a former plum that's become the wrinkled prune you see before you. Oh, to be a young man again, maybe then Floris would care for me.","The elderly have so much to offer, sir. They are our link with history.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10892,I'm sure you didn't come here just to talk about art.,"As a matter of fact, I stopped by to tell you that I haven't forgotten your problem and that we're still on the case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10893,"I love you, Austin.","That's fab, because I love you, too, Vanessa.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10894,I've got a story for you. You know the Joan Gale girl?,"Yes, she committed suicide yesterday. That's not news. I heard about it last year.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10895,But how do you know if the people are guilty ?,"I do a very thorough background check. I go through police files, personel files, anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10896,I'm not interested. Not after the smear story you did on my chicken sushi.,"Well, when 200 students are hospitalized with stomach cramps, I think it's newsworthy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10897,What's going to happen?,"I wish I had an answer. Evil is powerful, more so every day it seems. But I believe the worst for you and for this house is behind us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10898,"Michael, you don't have to go down there.","I want that shark, Kathryn.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10899,The place has already be combed. Forensics pulled over a hundred sets of prints inside.,Then let's go see what they missed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10900,But the wisdom tooth will have to be pulled?,"Yes, and it's very bad. It probably should be done at the hospital under general anesthesia.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10901,"Not bad. Briliiant, actually. You come unarmed, and alone. Cause your army's been growing underground for what? 100 years? 150?","Give or take. It was right around your civil war, I think, when I was here last. We were waiting till your planet was warm enough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10902,Shall I wash these out?,"Yeah, we'd better keep them for now. I'll try and get some glasses for tomorrow night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10903,"Well, it doesn't matter, does it? I'm getting out.","And that's why you've got to get rid of this money. If you keep it around, it'll just make you think how clever you are. It'll be a temptation to get back into the game.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10904,Let me handle this part. Do you mind? Why did you go to Carlos' hideout?,"He wanted me to go with him on a mission, to pose as his wife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10905,You're a little boy and you like to be bad.,We could go to my apartment. You could see how the other half lives.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10906,How many times have you gone unprotected?,"With four of them, I didn't use any kind of protection. Wait, maybe it was three.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10907,Where's the old bag I sometimes call Mommy?,She said she'd be here at 10.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10908,"You, Mr. Kay? How do you know George Cukor?","I interviewed him after I met you. I'm his social secretary now. Well, assistant to his secretary.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10909,You picked that up on the scanner. We gotta move.,"I confirmed it on the scanner. I knew something was up because Puffy used to bark like hell whenever he saw him, and you know Puffy only barks at bad people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10910,"Number one. I saw the Yellow Man go into Frank's building, laughing with Frank. Now, the only trouble is, what does this prove?","Nothing really, but it's interesting. They know each other. They seem to like each other.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10911,Harry! Harry! Can we have a minute? What brings you here tonight?,"I just came out to support my good friend, Simone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10912,What if I could save a handful? What if I could save one?,"Bruce, at the rate you're going, you can't even save yourself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10913,No wonder you jumped in the river.,I jumped in the river to save you so I could get my wings.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10914,"Sincere. What are you talking about? Of course I'm sincere with you, Mike.","Then I'm going to confide in you, trust you with something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10915,"Take that back or we ain't friends no more, Claude Banks.","Here's a news flash, Ray. We never were friends. We've just been stuck together for 12 years. It's been nothing but bad luck since the moment I ran into you. Every time I look at you I get sick to my stomach thinking about what my life could have been if I'd never bumped into Ray Gibson.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10916,"Yeah, showtime for what?",For the show. It's Halloween eve and time for our show.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10917,I've got secondaries of an engine fire and I'll need to find a clear area to eject.,"Roger, Wolf One. Can you make it to the ocean?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10918,"Wonderful. Except I can touch the place back there with my tongue, I wouldn't even know I had that tooth pulled.","Well, I know it. I just got the bill for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10919,Stop him! Stop that man!,"Sure, you just blindfold him first and tie him to a stake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10920,You stayed here again last night?,I was working on the cataloging.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10921,She used a baster.,"Not a big one. I mean, it was like a turkey baster.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10922,"Detroit, you must be pretty busy.","Yeah, and, as you can see, home invasions are big, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10923,"Hey, I don't have answers for this. I just brought you down here because of the sword.",Am I supposed to believe that this guy got shot in the chest six times at point blank range and just got up and walked out?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10924,Get her out of circulation. I've put her on the detention list.,You mean you're going to invite her in so that she can spill the beans inside the department?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10925,"Well, I have to admit, walkin' through the door and seein' these ""Soldier of Fortune"" poster boys made me a bit nervous. But, Lee, I'm fairly confident that you came here to do business, not to be a wise-guy. So, if you want, I'll put the gun on the table.","I don't think that'll be necessary. Let's all have a seat. Boris, why don't you be nice and get coffee for everybody.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10926,"This is my best friend, Sleep 'N Eat.",And this is my very best friend Mantan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10927,"And how are things with your lady friend, if I may call her that?","Oh, fine. She's gone away for a little while and when she comes back I've sort of resolved to really tell her how much I care for her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10928,"What do you want, hun?",I want to be baptized.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10929,"You're terribly crude sometimes, Sailor, you know?",I can't hardly understand you when you talk with one of them Mores in your mouth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10930,Why should we leave? I love L.A. Where we gonna go? What's the payoff?,I'd like to get out but I don't have enough money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10931,Why don't you arrest that man? Are you protecting him because policeman?,"Listen, I'm the cop that polices the police. I'm not in the business of protecting crooked cops. I'll make an arrest when I know everybody involved.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10932,What's that? Another tape?,"Yes, I just found it on the step.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10933,"Shit, we're seniors, Ram. Too old for that crap. Let's give him a scare though.","Probably just row on out to the middle of a lake. Bring along my sax, some tequila, and some Bach.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10934,"It's okay with me. Hi, Kevin.","Well if it isn't Vada, the grasshopper girl.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10935,What the hell's going on here?,"This is Ho-Jon, my houseboy. Our houseboy. I'm teaching him English.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10936,They also found my two beam scale in the garage.,Since when is it a crime to have a scale in your house? Everybody has a scale.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10937,"Oh, dear, that was wonderful! You know, we were just wondering why you couldn't come to Emerald City with us to ask the Wizard of Oz for a heart.","Emerald City? Why, that's a long and dangerous journey. And it might rain on the way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10938,"No, no! I'll stay and help you find your friend.",I'm not looking for a friend. I'm looking for a Jedi Master.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10939,"Dorothy might love me or not, as she likes, but Best will have to fight me before he marries her!","Faith, I think you are a lad that's likely to keep your word.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10940,How'd you know where I'd be?,You were seen parking your car. The demon king waves his wand and I was dispatched to bring you to him. Lucky for you I waited.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10941,Just tell me what's really going on. I think we know each other well enough for me to expect that.,We know each other well enough for me to care how I put something to you which could wipe you out. So I will phrase things the way I think they should be phrased. All right?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10942,Would you mind if we took a stroll on our own?,"Just, if you will, confine yourself to the main building. It's nearly bedtime.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10943,"Man, put your boxes down and stay as long as you like. We have empty rooms since the boys got their own families and moved out.","Well, if you're sure I won't be a bother. Oh, I don't sleep on no spring mattress. I always make myself a pallet on the floor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10944,"Well, you obviously don't know me.",I'm nervous because I have and enormous crush on you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10945,"I don't know. I wanted to help you. And now that I'm here, I don't know how.","You have helped me. I want you to know I'm sorry I brought you here. When I thought of a nurse, I thought of someone hard and impersonal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10946,"I gave up my soul, my beliefs. I gave up my body hair!","Yeah, well, I'm sorry. The human heart is a strange thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10947,"It is true. You know how you love, Joe? You dedicate a book to someone.",Every novel I've had published in every language I've dedicated to Lucy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10948,She likes to see you off in the morning.,"I'll make sure she does. But first I'm going to make up a nice, big breakfast against that cold outside.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10949,Thinking? What about some double solitaire?,"As a matter of fact, I'm very good at double solitaire.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10950,I am aware of Dr. Argon's frustrations.,He believes that the second nanobot should be ready for testing by now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10951,"Oh, please, don't hurt me.","I just need to use the phone, lady.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10952,"I feel kind of like the Wizard of Oz, you know when she gets the red shoes.","Well Dorothy, why don't you hand me that chili there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10953,I don't feel so well. Have you seen Telly anywhere?,Telly is at Steven's. There's a bunch of people over there. Come on dance.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10954,Then you never loved me?,"Love you? I loathe your bipedal arrogance, your animal superiority. My only joy is knowing that even now my poison kiss is sucking the life from your ape-like face.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10955,Come on. You're fucking hungover.,"Okay, there was a tasting last night. But I wanted to get us some stuff for the ride up. Check out the box.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10956,"It's not regulation. And the only way you're gonna stop anybody with it is to show it to him, and while he's laughing, you can shove it down his throat.",I'll get rid of it when you get rid of the egg-beater.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10957,What are you gonna do anyway? You won't get your money back.,I don't want money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I'm here to meet the wizard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10958,"Shit, Dog, there's a lot. Don't you want to do this next door?",We're not going next door until we've flayed these dead men walking. Count it out the back. I don't want them seeing you fingering that money as soon as they walk in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10959,"No, I figure once they see the place and we get'em a little drunk, they'll all want to help. We should have that floor done in a day or so.","Here, let's both put in two hundred crowns. That should get nine or ten bottles of wine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10960,Aren't you going to drink your cocoa? It's the good kind.,Mmmm! Tasty. You're a master chef Ben. Just like your dad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10961,You know what? I'm not having this conversation right now.,"Sure, disappear. We've been walking away our whole lives.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10962,They do smell. Some of them smell. Babies smell.,"Alright, the one on the airplane had an accident, but usually babies don't smell.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10963,Was this supposed to be your room?,Our room. I don't want to see him and he's not going to come knocking on your door.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10964,Jud Crandall. I live just across the road.,"I'm Rachel. Thanks again for saving the wandering minstrel boy, here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10965,"You've got the wrong Jones, Mister Donovan. Why don't you try my father?",We already have. Your father is the man who's disappeared.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10966,I'm not here to run errands. I'm here for the Mask.,"If I can't trust you to pick up a painting, how can I trust you about the Mask?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10967,"Jesus, Daniel. It wasn't Ryker's Island. It was work camp for white collar criminals.",A cage by any other name would still smell like sweaty ugly men.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10968,Their equipment is primitive but effective. I recommend we land at Coordinate 8563.,That puts us pretty far away from Paradise City.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10969,"He always just picked it up at my place. But with A.T.F. involved, I want to stage it. You know, make it look more intriguing, like we know what the fuck we're doin'. Then it's up to Ray Nicolet, the A.T.F. guy to follow the shopping bag.",Make the delivery somewhere in the mall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10970,Caitlin and I can't be together. It's impossible.,Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10971,But you haven't written your novel.,That's the whole point. It's all in my head; it's right here. I just got to get it out there. Tracy wants me to write it so she can read it. It's beautiful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10972,"No, I'm not. I need a job.",The only jobs are picking jobs. Picking apples is truly boring.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10973,You couldn't have made that jump.,"I should have tried. It should have been me on that beach back there, not Billy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10974,She wants to give it to you herself and collect her ten percent. She also wants to explain why she had to hold on to it.,I'd like to hear that too. Turn around and put your hands on your head.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10975,Holy shit! She told you about that! Buddy of mine worked there. Said he watched the whole thing. They used to film people at that hotel. Nobody knew about it.,She said one time you set up a tent on the beach and you guys did it in the middle of this big rainstorm.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10976,Thank you. And thank you for the flowers.,I wanted them to fly down some orchids from our greenhouse but all of Long Island is fogged in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10977,"Well, it's kind of buggy out there.",Have no fear. This Shoshone Medicine Woman taught me how to make bug repellent tea out of tree root.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10978,"Whatever you're trying to tell me isn't good, is it. Or it wouldn't be so hard to say.",The only reason it's hard to say is that I keep thinking I don't have the right to say it. But I've got to because it's true. I love you. That must surprise you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10979,He's a big one. You don't want to mess with that particular breed.,"Definitely some sort of fighting Spaniel, I think.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10980,But that was the fourth straight time.,Then this will be five. I suppose you think I'm too drunk to count.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10981,But we're not open on Sundays.,I understand that. I just thought that you might want to know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10982,"Jesus, give him a break. There isn't enough proof yet to go public. Sure, we found some chemical shit we think somebody dumped in the plugs to torch 'em, and we've maybe figured out why backdrafts, but you can't rush this stuff. Not 'till it's locked.",But Rimgale's probably going to come around to arson.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10983,I'm not guilty of nuthin'.,You must be guilty of something or you would have never come in saying the things you said.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10984,I think so. I was just taking a shower.,Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'll let you get back to that. I'm going to get unpacked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10985,"Do you miss having someone to talk to, Hanna?",I have my family. Also our Lord Jesus Christ.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10986,"Are we gonna do business here, or not?","Relax, we brought the cash.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10987,"Thelma, please get a hold of yourself. You're making a spectacle.","You know, Louise, you're supposed to be my best friend. You could at least be a little bit happy for me. You could at least pretend to be slightly happy that for once in my life I have a sexual experience that isn't completely disgusting.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10988,"I wonder, if Red's fix swings it for me, what's heaven really like?",It's a bedroom where a man is always at his peak and doesn't have to take any time outs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10989,Did you have a nice flight? Are they taking good care of you?,"Yeah, I'm doing fine. I have so much to tell you. I don't even know where to begin.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10990,What a journey you've had. It seems more than a person should have to bear.,"The tide saved me, Mom. I lived by it. I'm just wondering where it will take me next.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10991,"Take care, Paul. It takes a certain kind of courage for you to say that in front of the President of the News Division.",You think anyone who's proud of the work we do is an ass kisser.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10992,Lucky for us these chairs happened to be here.,Oh I knew about the chairs already. This is where the emphysema patients come to sneak cigarettes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10993,I guess you're new around here.,Sort of. We used to come here summers when I was kid. Now we're here on a permanent basis.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10994,"I guess I'm upset because I can't really justify being upset. I mean, it's his house, really. He pays the mortgage.","But he asked you to quit your job, and you do have housework.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10995,"You assemble this, on the instant, from these few observations?",I'm a historian. It is our task to assemble the seemingly unconnected into the obvious.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10996,We meet at the Globe on Park Avenue at six forty-five. I'll see you then.,Let's check out the penguins.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_10997,I wasn't singing to myself.,"Oh, I suppose it was to the wind you sang, or maybe to the sun, or the clouds, or maybe it was to the flowers in the garden.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10998,Mrs. D! I was hoping you'd show up.,"Oh honey, I wouldn't miss this for the world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_10999,Am I keeping you? I'm sorry.,"That's quite alright. If I may say so, ma'am, you're much prettier in person.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11000,Have a favour to ask. I want to get out of here.,"It's easy to get out, it's how you survive on the other side that's hard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11001,I gather you're a decorator.,"You got it, a great spender of other people's money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11002,"So? Your mom's car has a CB, radar detector and cruise control, check?",We are not stealing my mom's car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11003,Why do they call them training bra's? It's not like learning to ride a bike.,"I know, I guess it's just sort of preparing you for the rest of your life. It's not easy being a woman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11004,You do the talking. Put that old silver tongue of yours to work.,Who told you about my silver tongue? You been talking to my wife?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11005,"Mr. Kramer, why did you set up residence in New York?","Because my son is here. And his father is here. As a mother, I don't want my child to be separated from his father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11006,"Kimberly, it's the senior dance.","If we don't invite all the seniors we can't use the school funds, you know that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11007,"But you saw them, sir. They couldn't hide their disgust. They don't care anything for John, they're just trying to impress their friends.","Aren't you being just a little harsh, Mothershead? You yourself hardly treated John with much loving kindness when he first arrived.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11008,"Judge Wakefield, it's an honor to handle it for you. Consider it gone away. She's a minor, so it probably would've expunged on her 18th birthday anyway.","Still, this was a sensitive issue for me and I wanted to thank you personally.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11009,He doesn't look very threatening.,"That's what I said to my son. He said, there's always two kinds. The soldier villain who fights the hero with his hands, and then there's the real threat. The brilliant and evil arch enemy who fights the hero with his mind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11010,But what good is a vow if everything gets blown away? What good was my letter?,"I'm going to pass this letter on to all the leaders of the world. I promise you. For it is they, and not I, that represent the people of Earth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11011,"I decided I'm, uh, not taking the trip as it turns out.","I'm sorry, sir, we do have to charge you the four dollars.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11012,"The Germans shot everybody who lived there, then leveled it, plowed it, planted turnips and cabbages in the fertile ground. They wished revenge for the slaying of the Beast of Yugoslavia. To their twisted way of thinking, your father had butchered an Eagle Scout. Play lots of contact sports?","I wanted to go out for football, but Mom was afraid I'd get hurt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11013,"Alright Kincaid, now where to?","I go to the police station and do my job, and you go back to being Gale Weathers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11014,I played piano in a few places.,"That's one job, you told me a lot of jobs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11015,"Yeah, I guess so. What are you going to do now that you're home?","I have to help out in my father's hardware store. They're giving me sort of my own hours for a while, which is nice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11016,"Not a class, not a thing, just picked stuff up by myself.",I wish I had your natural talent. God only makes that visit once in a while.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11017,"Guinan, what's going on? Where am I?",You're in the Nexus.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11018,I can't believe that we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here? Hunan?,"There's only one Chinese restaurant in town, darling, the owners are Irish and Irish people happen to cook Cantonese. They don't know better.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11019,Is anybody besides you here now?,The doctor was called away on an emergency. I think it was birth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11020,"Here. Here. Is this enough money?! Huh? Will it last you two fuckin' days? Take it, greedy bitch. Take the fuckin' money you fuckin' want.",I'm going to the bank and I'm getting my jewelry too!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11021,I'll have a porter show you the room.,"Oh. Well actually, I'd just as soon find it myself. I just have the toothbrush to carry up and I think I can manage it myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11022,Why is she leaving me?,"She hasn't any friends left sine you started this oil business, and she never sees you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11023,Wait now. Where do you think you're going?,Want to give my flower a drink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11024,You look like you've lost some weight. Are you eating?,I am. One of the few things I remember doing is eating. So I guess I must be exercising it off in my dreams.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11025,"Wow, you're goin' to Hawaii, that's great -- you're goin -- ?","Yeah, but you can't tell my sisters that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11026,"Gerry G!! You don't want to do that, Johnny! Sure the boy's outa line, but he's just a confused kid.","Confused kid? First, he crosses me in public and gets away with it and then the next joker, and pretty soon I'm just another fellow down here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11027,"Yeah, yeah. It goes ""Perhaps there is someone in this world to whom I could send all these lines""?","Yes! I love that poem. It breaks my heart. I'm so excited you know it. Look, houses in which we don't live.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11028,I made you coffee. That oughta help you cope with the injustice of the world a little.,"Thanks, it's starting to kick in. I feel almost human.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11029,"Yeah, hi, I have a one o'clock with Dr. Mierzwiak. Clementine Kruczynski.","Yes, please have a seat. He'll be right with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11030,You don't have to do that.,"Yes, I do. You're right. I can't just let him go free. Besides, I can help you from the inside.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11031,You need his blood-type. Like right away.,Well I know he's come here before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11032,Doctor Holmes went to get you some smelling salts. He was quite surprised that you fainted.,"Well, I didn't want to say anything, but I thought the dead man was my brother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11033,"Give me a break. Remember five years ago, when your kidneys failed? If you were a loser would they have been able to find a donor with an exact tissue match? What are the odds of that, one in a million?","Oh, so I'm lucky because my brother got killed in an explosion?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11034,"Ooh, that's a pretty ring you're wearing.","It's a mood ring, it tells what mood I'm in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11035,But Humpty Dumpty was alone.,"That's sad, isn't it? He had to sit on that wall all by himself. He deserved to have somebody.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11036,"Preacher said my sins are warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo!",I thought you said you were innocent a those charges.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11037,"Shelly, do you think I'm pretty?","Yes, Vada I think you're very pretty. You've got these great big sparkling eyes, the cutest little nose, an amazing mouth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11038,"Mary Clarence, don't be silly. You're an example to us all. You've taught us so much. We're singing for the Cardinals, and then, who knows? Maybe the choir can travel to schools and nursing homes.",Maybe we can get some of the local kids to sing with us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11039,Was he a relative? Or an intimate friend?,"He was a very wealthy man, he looked after me since I was young.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11040,"You know Lloyd, the real treasure is our friendship.","How true. But I still feel I deserve more than you do of this treasure. I mean, I found it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11041,It's not fair that a man like that has power over our work.,But there are those who have power over him. I think I'll take this up with the Emperor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11042,Please please please. I'll do anything. Just don't call my mom.,"Cecile, all I want to do is give you a kiss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11043,"We've got get out of here, we got get out of here.","Think, think. Try to open the lid, try to kick a hole in the wood.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11044,"The fields have been left so long. With a good manuring, anything will grow.",It's for wheat. We've always grown maize in the strip above the vegetables.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11045,Aren't there a million places like this?,"This is the ultimate. It's like the Taj Mahal of bad, fake 50's diners.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11046,Must feel better this side of the wall.,"Yes, but sometimes I'm still not sure which side of the wall I'm on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11047,I just say what the other person would say?,"Yes. Yes, well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11048,What is Terrance and Phillip?,"Terrance and Phillip are two very untalented, unfunny actors from Canada. Their TV show is filled with toilet humor and bad language and is just complete garbage. Now it appears they have a movie and I'm positive it's not suitable for children!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11049,But look at what's been done with hearts and kidneys!,Hearts and kidneys are Tinker Toys! I'm talking about the Central Nervous System.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11050,"Four reels, sevens across, three fifteen-thousand-dollar jackpots? Do you have any idea what the odds are?","Shoot, it's gotta be in the millions, maybe more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11051,"Hey, guys. Check it out. I saw this dud on the tube last night. He is incredibly cool.",I saw him too. He was silly and obnoxious.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11052,The pay's the same but you'll make more in tips.,"Thanks, Chuck. I need the money. Can I still work the hours around my classes?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11053,"At least up there your piss will be worth something. You'll all be showering in it, right?",And drinking it. It's like Evian by the time it's filtered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11054,What's this sauce? I'm lactose intolerant.,"Don't worry, it's a non-dairy sauce made from soy milk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11055,Does this look familiar to you?,It's my father's pin. He wore it everyday of his life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11056,And I'll want to leave an early wake-up call.,No problem. My husband gets up the crack of dawn. It's his kidneys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11057,But the boys told us they didn't get any.,"Oh yes, well, come to think of it, they're right. We got to where the geese were and there were thousands of them. But you couldn't approach them. They were a wise bunch of birds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11058,"It's not so bad. So, it just keeps growing?","Yeah, Natalie. It's hair. It grows.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11059,"You're not, as you Americans say, dragging my leg, are you?","No, not at all sir, we're quite serious. We want to produce your play. I have the contracts right here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11060,I can't believe we were fighting over a bad guy.,"Bad, yes. Guy, no. This is one majorly beautiful evil person.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11061,"When are you going back to Washington, sir?",I am going back very shortly after we finish this hearing. I am going to have some lunch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11062,"Are you trying to tell me that the Houngan, the voodoo priest, could cure Mrs. Holland?","Yes, Miss Betsy. I mean that. The Houngan will speak to the rada drums and the drums will speak to Shango and Damballa.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11063,"I'll get Dr Luczak, we can trust him.","Dorota, don't be ridiculous. He's a pediatrician.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11064,"Put in one of your fixes. Walt knows he's loused himself with the Church, but it's part of our plan to make him think he has the keys to the kingdom. Which he will think if you grease the skids for him.",I don't think I can give absolution to a man who's about to commit suicide. It's a mortal sin.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11065,'Cause you stink of booze.,"Yeah, that was Honza's idea, I had to buy him a few beers in return for the gear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11066,"What am I gonna do out there, Ray? I can't go home to my mama like this. I'll get the strap for sure.","Come on, Biscuit, this is good news. Your mama's gonna break down in tears when you show up on her doorstep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11067,"You make movies, huh?","I produce feature motion pictures, no TV. You mentioned Grotesque, that happened to be Grotesque Part II that Karen Flores was in. She starred in all three of my Slime Creatures releases you might have seen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11068,You did that deliberately. You knew all along I'd like them. It was a trick.,I tricked you into meeting some people you'd think were great. I thought it would be fun to introduce you to someone with a Tina Turner album and then see whether you still felt the same way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11069,And she bought that?,I have sincere eyes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11070,You're saying life will take care of Diego?,"Life will take care of everybody. Diego, me, you. It is the teacher.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11071,Where did you get Pilgrim from?,We bought him in Kentucky. My mother and I took a trip down there to see him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11072,Sounds all stress related. Your teeth may feel sharper if you're grinding them at night. You don't seem hairy to me. Is that all?,I get crazy dreams and I black out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11073,"What kind of war is this Mac? Up there in Cumberland, we never see an air-raid. The worst problem I have is getting a new typewriter ribbon. When I rode in against the Turks, I knew what it was about.","Did you? You thought you did. We've been gypsed, all our lives. Look at your street.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11074,"Well, I don't want to put you out.","Man, put your boxes down and stay as long as you like. We have empty rooms since the boys got their own families and moved out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11075,"That's how I knew we were destined to be together. When I met her parents for the first time I came right from class and I was covered in chalk. They sniffed and snorted, but she just smiled. At that moment, I just knew. How did you know with Molly?",She made the best Shepherd's pie I ever tasted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11076,"Course, it is your business, but I feel obliged to tell you that maybe you have not been fair with the boy.",I tried to teach him right from wrong just like I did his Junior.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11077,"Just a manner of speech, sir.","Well, yes, it's just a manner of speech from your Post Corrective Advisor to you that you watch out, little Alex. He puts his arm round Alex's shoulder.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11078,You weren't supposed to relieve me.,I know but I felt like taking a shift.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11079,"I thought they'd all go ""It's him! It's him!"" and hug the guy or something.","Relax, Wally. He had the shoe and the shoe checks out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11080,"All right. These are the choices: microwave ovens, pocket calculators, Walkmans, digital watches and miniature TV's.","Oh. And huge portable radios. Everything else gets small, but for some reason, portable radios get enormous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11081,Bad decisions are easy to live with. Forget. Just keep looking forward.,"But was it a bad decision? At the time, I thought her money would save the movie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11082,"Well thank you for the offer, But I really have to go.","I hope everything works out for you, and you find happiness in your new home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11083,"We have to show in court that, without a doubt, a successful man, an important figure in the Hollywood community, is also dealing cocaine.",So you gotta get him to admit on tape that he's buying this coke.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11084,You think you've been working hard. This muther'll break your back.,This is a big day for the guards. They get to remind us who's boss.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11085,You want me to move?,"Well not far, just down the hall. Plus Grammoo's room's a lot bigger, and you get a view of the whole neighborhood.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11086,"Oh, there's a parking space over there. Oh, no, that's just a compact. Sorry.",You'd think they'd build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11087,I too was blind. I knew about her - and I did nothing. I trusted too much.,You couldn't have known she was listening the night I dictated that entry into my log. You were proud of her achievements as a Vulcan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11088,Joey said you wanted to meet me. Is that right? You wanted to meet me?,I just wanted to say hello.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11089,"I'm well aware of your stake in this, 007. If you have a point, get to it.",The amount of money that killed Robert King is the same amount as the ransom demand for Elektra.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11090,Take the Holy Gospels in your hand and swear to tell the whole truth concerning everything you will be asked.,I don't know what you're going to ask me questions about. You may ask things that I won't want to answer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11091,I want my students to emerge with theoretical and practical knowledge.,I don't. I want them to run along this street and knock off every bowler they see.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11092,"Some kids found her necklace near Tipper Creek, as well as what might be her blood on a rock.","The problem, Starla, is, the last person anyone saw her talking to was Grant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11093,"Yllo, what's your head count?",Looks like we're missing two. Stone and Kkinsa.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11094,"It's a re-make, Hal. Anders is not bigger than this picture.",Of course she is. No other name is going to sign on now and risk offending her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11095,Oh she's a beauty.,She's a he. His name is Swifty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11096,Do we really need to repair this fort? It seems like an expensive undertaking. I propose we burn it to the ground. That way if the Germans cross the Danube here there will be nothing to help them build an offensive position.,"Commodus, it's we who are going on the offensive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11097,I suppose you know that Barnhardt does a lot of secret work for the Army.,In this case the secret wouldn't be worth much. He doesn't know the answer himself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11098,"I know you are, but you have to stop. I couldn't tell you before, I didn't know if I should. But you have to stop before you hurt yourself.","I spend three hours a day practicing. I have trainers, I know what I'm doing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11099,That's alright. I already ate lunch. I actually wouldn't mind getting a Gelati.,Could I come with you to getting a Gelati?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11100,"For God's sake, Benjamin, will you stop acting that way and bring me the purse?",I'm putting it here by the door.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11101,Sure. You got some kind of bean juice on it.,Human bean juice. The Comedian is dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11102,"Perhaps she will not kill me, for I know her name.",Her name is Death.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11103,"How can you lie like that? Why don't you vent? Vent your frustration. Come on, who pisses you off?","It's not really anyone per se, it's more of separate groupings.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11104,"Boy, Rimgale's as slow as a snail, isn't he?","No, he's more of a dinosaur. Guy's not a dummy, though. He's juggling alot of balls on this one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11105,Come on. At least let me buy you a cup of coffee.,"I don't drink coffee. On the other hand, since you insist, if you offered me a cold lemonade I wouldn't say no.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11106,"Do you drive a short beer bus or something? You go out there you get eaten, you stay in here you get eaten, anyone comes to help they get eaten. Don't you see a pattern here, Spuds Makenzie?",Well then I guess we should just give up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11107,"Whatever. You are never to set foot in this house again and you are never, and I mean never, to see my daughter again. Is that understood?!","First of all, maam, I never touched your daughter and second, I would like to think that in these times someone of your status could look beyond racial lines.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11108,I'd like to see your pictures some day.,"It can be arranged. Seeing as how I've read your books, I don't see why I shouldn't share my pictures with you. It would be an honor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11109,"Well, she finally let me look in her mouth. Is it true she's never been to a dentist?",She was raised on a poor dirt farm. I'm sure she's never seen a dentist or hardly even a doctor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11110,Thanks for taking over.,Thanks for loading me on the stage. I know now why you did it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11111,The government bonds. The ones you took from the office safe.,"Oh yes. Why, you told me to sell them a long time ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11112,So do you know these geezers well?,Well enough. I have been buying gear off one of them for a couple of years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11113,You did too. Sybok couldn't possibly be your brother because I happen to know for a fact that you don't have a brother.,"Technically, you are correct. I do not have a brother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11114,You been through the Dilbert Dunker yet?,"Cake walk. Both my dad and my brother went through it and made it, so I know I can.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11115,I wanna be wrong here. But we need to go to the precinct and talk about it.,"Okay, okay. I need to go say something to Julia and finish up with the guy on the radio.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11116,"It's high time you realized, honey babe, that a woman doesn't have to give the best years of her life to Radcliffe or Smith in order to speak the English language.",Countess. I'm really in a dither. She's turned my head.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11117,You and Harold are friends?,"He's the most wonderful guy I ever met, Penelope. He's the most complicated guy I ever met. I can't believe it, but he's going to take me to Africa with him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11118,"If you don't mind a suggestion, you might try a saliva test.","Saliva test? You mean, you think someone ate part of the brain?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11119,"I'm sick of sitting around, waiting for him to kill again.",This is the job. It's not an Easter egg hunt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11120,"Whaddaya mean they didn't reduce the bail? If they didn't reduce it, how'dja spring me?",I took a loan on my car and my computer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11121,"Frida, I don't mean this as a criticism, but you might not want to talk about PMS around men.",Sorry. It's just so bad lately. You're so lucky you never get PMS.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11122,"So tell me, Wyatt. I'm curious. Do you actually consider yourself a married man? Forsaking all others?","Well yeah. Pretty much. I mean, I was no angel when we met, but people change, doc. I mean, sooner or later you gotta grow up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11123,Now remember we have to call someone about that replacing that water heater.,Yeah I'll look into that tonight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11124,You've been seeing her for over a month now. Have you learned nothing from the past?,I've learned that a man can only go so along living alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11125,My life has been chock full of people with complications and weaknesses. I can't stand it. But you're different. It's in your hands. A clarity.,You are a very perceptive young woman.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11126,Hopefully this trip'll go a little smoother than the last one.,Or I might end up with a broken nose.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11127,"I'll put it in Paul's room, where it belongs.",Give me your word of honor that that's all you're going to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11128,You do pretty well when it comes to getting space and equipment.,That's because Dr. Zaius realizes our work has value.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11129,"Before, you were ready to feed this shark a hand grenade. Now you're helping to nurse it back to life.",That's because I am the shark.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11130,"Oh it's just some stuff I picked up. For, you know, the baby. Babies need a lot of things. I want everything to be just right.","I thought people got all that stuff at baby showers. When my stepmom had my sister I remember she got about a million presents. They were all lame though, so I wasn't jealous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11131,"I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.","C'mon, man, I'm just asking for one Superbowl ring.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11132,And what sort of business will this be? If you don't mind my asking.,"Uh, import-export. Olive oil. Right on 7 1/2 actually. In the vacant office. So we'll still be seeing each other.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11133,What was your mother like?,"A saint just like your own mother. She's up in heaven right now, her and Lunette, there ain't no doubt about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11134,"Those are the divers who go down 300 to 330 feet. They dive with a Helium-oxygen mixture. At that depth, compressed air is too dangerous because it contains carbon dioxide.",What's that little air bottle on the machine?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11135,Perhaps I could ask you to deliver something to Sir Te for me.,The Green Destiny Sword? You're giving it to Sir Te?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11136,I also saw the girl give you this.,"Oh yeah that was Mayolia, she's a nice girl. She's kind of strange, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11137,You've been reading for hours.,"I'm a slow reader, on account of the fact that I look at the word ""dog"" and see ""god"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11138,But it didn't fall. You caught it.,The fact that you prevented it from happening doesn't change the fact that it was going to happen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11139,I'm hearin' things from security. They're all ex-cops. The Sheriff's lookin' to bust your balls. They want to put you in the Black Book.,That Black Book is a bunch of bullshit. They got two names in there for the whole country and one of them is still Al Capone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11140,"I want him to go number one in the draft, and I want him to play.",It's either going to be Denver or San Diego trading up to take him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11141,Remember the finals in Akron in '59? You had a seven-ten split in the final frame.,"Yeah, against that prick VanDeMark.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11142,"Don't ask me those questions dear, I'm not the patient.","Well I'm the doctor. I'm the one who's going to decide what is, or is not important here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11143,The Nite Owl. Anything bothering you about the case?,Yeah. The fact that you guys won't let it get filed away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11144,You are right. But it is a trap.,"So what? I'd rather die covered in blood, than an old man lying in my own piss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11145,Terrible! Nothing terrible about her. She's great! Marvelous youngster! Got a mind of her own. Knows just what she wants. She's not going to get it though. She won't get very far. Has no money.,What about that diamond wrist watch she had on? She can raise some money on that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11146,He doesn't want my help any more. He doesn't need it.,"We don't know that's true, he never said that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11147,Yeah. I guess so. Did he say anything? Before the coma?,"Just the name of this hospital, St. Severin. He repeated it a few times then he lost consciousness.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11148,Don't be foolish. There's more money to be made here.,"You want to buy anymore cockroaches, ask for Captain Naramunju.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11149,"You're an impostor, young man, a schemer, a deceiver!","Repeat the words again, and I run you through the body.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11150,This is really very nice of you.,"It's no problem, I had a mother once myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11151,"Yes. So you feel security, stability. Like things are going to last awhile.","Oh, definitely. I mean, just this past year has gone by like phew! I hardly even knew it passed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11152,"Stevie, how's it going my man? Somebody get a picture, we can use it for a mug shot.","Detective Carter, you always seem to show up where you don't belong.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11153,Can't you see this is a special moment?,I was just making it more special.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11154,I didn't do it.,"Alright, well you're gonna have to leave. You're gonna have to go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11155,Like I'm responsible for all the smokers!,"The ones in this town, yes! You encourage their growth, their habit. You're the source in this area, and we're going to shut you down for good! For good, cancer-merchant!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11156,I cry a lot too. I'm a big cryer.,"This is something recent with me, this bursting into tears at the least thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11157,"They still hang women in Canada, I've heard.",So much less refined than frizzling them in the chair.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11158,A further impediment is that the Army garrison has been ordered to move on from Liberty. We will no longer have that particular stick with which to threaten the farmers.,"You see the Army leaving and you see the loss of a tool. I see a power void to be filled. As we have the most power, we may move with impunity.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11159,"Oh, I know. It was full of this and full of that. But you were accomplishing nothing. You were going nowhere, and you knew it.","As a matter of fact, all I saw was a little boy whistling in the dark.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11160,"So, have you and Vanessa thought of a name for the baby yet?","Well, sort of. Vanessa likes Madison for a girl.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11161,"And this used to be your house, I bet. Why do you want to scare everybody?",We want to frighten you away. So that you'll move out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11162,And it got me thinkin'. How fun it would be to share each other's girl?,"Yeah, that would be fun but I don't like any of the girls you go out with. Like that one girl with two teeth and a clit ring.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11163,Thanks. And isn't there something we can do about supper or making the beds?,"Steve and me, we use a saddle for a pillow and roll up in a tarp.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11164,"Friend Ogg. Excuse our enthusiasm, occasioned as it was by a fondness for you.","Honeythorn Gump, is it? I've not seen your ugly face since you sold me a jug of cow piss claiming it was dragon's tears.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11165,I hardly see how family gossip is germane to showing the property.,"Stop calling it the property, you sound ridiculous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11166,"If that's not a drop or a pickup, I'll open a charge for you at Bloomingdale's.","Make it Alexander's, I like the toy department.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11167,I closed my Christmas club.,"Good, you got your money out of that greedy bank.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11168,Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw? The guy who used to run the International Trade Mart?,"Yeah, what's the big mystery? Everybody down here knows the guy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11169,"It's disgusting! Animals! I had to come here under armed guard. Slaves, get this junk out of my sight.",Commodus is heaving out every thing that belonged to our father. Except that he can't heave out his ghost.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11170,You sure your friend got the right place?,"If Tony says this is it, then it's it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11171,"It's got a nice ring to it. It sounds like a movie. ""Clarence and Alabama Go to Cancoon"". Don't 'cha think?","But in my movie, baby, you get the top billing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11172,They'll be here. Don't worry. My men are picking them up.,You're a great help to a hostess. I wish I always had you for my dinner parties.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11173,He left his sweater.,"Well, I left some money in there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11174,"Welcome aboard, Admiral. I believe you know my trainee crew. Certainly they have come to know you.","Yes, we've been through death and life together.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11175,Your father had been very sick.,He had been sick from the time you began growing in me. We thought he would die.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11176,After the outside alarm is off we go in through the bedroom window.,Good. Zero and Julien will go in through the window and disable the motion detector. The rest of us will come in through the front door.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11177,We should charge! Doesn't anyone have a job to do?,They have to clear all the local roads of mines. That's a big job. They won't stay in the house. They're putting up their tent in the garden.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11178,Is this Malkovich fellow appealing?,"Yes, of course. He's a celebrity.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11179,But what was the matter with him?,"Mrs. Torrance, most of the time these episodes with kids are never explained. They are brought on by emotional factors, and they rarely occur again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11180,"Maybe I should just move to China. One kid per family, that way you don't lose your room.","Hey, why don't you just keep your room and we'll put the baby in the back yard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11181,Is that all? You just fold back the bedspread?,I also place las chocolates on the pillow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11182,Did you get smashed or what? You have to eat if you're drinking. And not just those little salads.,I ate a burger in the afternoon and a steak and a half with Gregory.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11183,What's the matter with you? You were bashing away like a madman.,You were twanging too loud.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11184,Mother's ring. I can't take this.,She died giving you to me. And I want to die knowing it is on the finger of the women my son loves.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11185,Bleeker told me Katrina's whole house reeks of soup!,"Oh, it totally does. I was there for her birthday about four years ago and it was like Lipton Landing. But you know, boys have endured worse things for nookie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11186,"Such a wiseass. But go ahead. Crack wise. That's why you're jockeying a register in some fucking local convenience store instead of doing an honest day's work. I got no more time to bullshit around waiting for that sonofabitch. You make sure this gets back. The number's eight-twelve-Wynarski. And I wanted to get a damn movie, too.","If you'll just tell me the title of your rental choice, I'll have him hold it for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11187,What's that shade of blue called?,Pavonine. It's the same tint as the stripe in the fabric.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11188,"Yummy. Carl says if I lose ten pounds, he'll take me to the University of Maryland Fall Mixer.","Misty, if you want to lose weight go ahead, but do it for yourself, not for some boy you barely know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11189,What idiot would lend him money? It would disappear.,He said if we lent him money he would tell us about a secret beach.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11190,"I love that you're asking questions, but do you really want to get into all of this?",This is awkward for me. Talking about it makes me feel better.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11191,"OK. It's apartment 1009, South Tower, Starliner Towers. May as well go there directly.","OK, Rog. See you at ten.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11192,"Even to the hat. Same old dreamer, too. One look at you and I can see him, back of his old roll top desk, hat and all, getting out his paper. Always kept his hat on his head so as to be ready to do battle. Clayton Smith, editor and publisher, and champion of lost causes.","Yeah, Dad always used to say the only causes worth fighting for were lost causes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11193,Talk to your new girlfriend.,"I just took the ho to Burger King, alright.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11194,"I'm serious, dude. You always seem to be on top of things, even when you're tweakin'.",I guess there's just no substitute for good genes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11195,We're sure it's hers?,Has her books in it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11196,Oh my Gosh. I hardly know what to say.,"Why don't you start by saying ""yes,"" and then getting me one of those swell pineapple kabobs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11197,"Why did you come here tonight, Linda?",People are talking. They say the Yakuza has a contract out on you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11198,"Do I? I'm sorry. You're gonna have to help me, man. This is my first time driving a limo.",That's okay. This is my first time riding in one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11199,I sent for the police. We can explain.,Explain that some jerk in a mask and costume fought a mad scientist with four tentacles?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11200,"Tell him about making Sourpuss chairman, honey.","Oh, yeah. We made Sourpuss chairman and decided to call ourselves The John Doe Club. And, say, incidentally, this is my wife. Come here, honey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11201,"How do you propose I write it? With dust, upon the air?",You could whisper it through the walls of your cell.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11202,"It's not ruined, for fuck's sake. It's one of your parties.",I don't want it to be just one of our parties.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11203,"She's joking. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor, which is just one of her many genetic gifts.",I also have good teeth. No cavities. We finally got fluoridated water in Dancing Elk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11204,"Yeah, I guess I'll just help him hand out candy to the trick or treaters.",And I'm gonna help put the razor blades in the candy apples.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11205,What you got there - beers?,"Yeah, just stole me some from the Top's supply, but he's stealing it from us anyway. Chucks are coming. You better 'didi' man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11206,"He said if we lent him money, he would tell us about a secret beach.",It's on an island that no one goes to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11207,What's the rule about getting up in the middle of the night?,Only for pee or poop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11208,So Chicago's been good to ya?,I do right by Johnny Torrio and he does right by me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11209,Lemme guess. Some corporate V.P.'s banging his secretary over lunch and you have to focus your camera and plug in your little tape recorder.,Beats getting paid in twenties by slimedogs selling angel dust to high school seniors.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11210,"But Ms. Fleming, it's just not right.","What, the wine? I realize you're all under 21, but it seemed like such a perfect touch. Could we get some more light up here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11211,"You know, Tom, I feel a little proud when people comment on your looks. Maybe you should feel that way.",Proud? I'm just embarrassed that I like when they say those things.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11212,Champagne and a tin of caviar.,"May I recommend Veuve Cliquot '26, a good French wine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11213,They miss the battlefield. I think we do too.,But one can still keep a sword sharp riding out in the name of the King's law.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11214,My parents are going to wonder where I am.,"One phone call from the principal will take care of that, my dear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11215,"Well, is it real? Do we know anything about it?",It looks real. I don't know anything about guns.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11216,They'll hang him all the same.,Good. I'll be there to hear his worthless neck snap.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11217,We're not doing it! I'm not even sure it's Christian.,Maybe it's an Italian thing. Their mother was Italian.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11218,Your brother should have his license revoked.,"Yeah, although I'm not going to turn him in. I like hearing the dirt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11219,Maybe we should just sit for a while. It's very peaceful.,"It's nice, yes. I'm glad I ran into you, both in our silly pajamas. It is two happy coincidences, no?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11220,"But that's your old hood, Pops.","Yeah, and it took some doing to get out of there. Just be glad I did and you can start life from here instead of down there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11221,You brought your kids?,I kind of said that maybe they could do something. Help. I'm sorry. They really wanted to come. I really wanted to come and they wanted to be with me. I don't think they'll be too much trouble.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11222,"How's everything coming, Mr. Gayle?","Everything's coming along just fine. Phil, I wanted to know if I could have a small word with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11223,Come on! We'll burn the hangar. That will make light for them!,"All right, go ahead! We go on to the next plane. Bring out any people that are left.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11224,Even Sonny won't be able to call off Luca Brasi.,I'll worry about Luca. You take care of Sonny and the other two kids.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11225,"Neo, this is loco. They've got Morpheus in a military-controlled building. Even if you somehow got inside, those are agents holding him. Three of them! I want Morpheus back, too, but what you are talking about is suicide.","I know that's what it looks like, but it's not. I can't logically explain to you why it's not. Morpheus believed something and he was ready to give his life for what he believed. I understand that now. That's why I have to go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11226,"If it works again tomorrow, I'll have a half million in cash here by noon the next day. We split 60-40.",We were getting 50 from our guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11227,I knew this would happen. What are you going to do Rob?,I'm going to drink this bottle of wine watch TV and go to bed. Then tomorrow I'll get up and go to work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11228,"Oh, they're still here. They're just not showing up.",They're probably guilty about what they did to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11229,"I do not recollect, your majesty. Will that be all?","Yes, General Formica. Carry on, my good man! I don't know what we would do without you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11230,You don't have that dead look in your eyes like the only thing you live for is to get through the day.,I just drove in this morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11231,"Really? Just biding your time, then? Toying with me. Is that it? Letting five people die until you finally felt like going out and hauling me in?",Tell me what it was that gave me away. What was the piece of evidence you were going to use against me right before I walked up to YOU and put my hands in the air?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11232,"Bet your ass I have. It's an important job, Neighborhood Watch is.",Neighborhood Watch? Is that what you call listening in on stranger's phone conversations?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11233,"My Dad plays for the ""Clippers."" He says I'ma be a doctor or a lawyer, but I'ma play for them, too. Same number and everything.","I'm going to be number thirty-two, like Magic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11234,That's a big book you're writing.,I think it's sort of writing itself at this point.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11235,So what's going on with the Spring Dance? You have a date yet?,"Yeah, brothers are lined up at my locker.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11236,"No, you're naturally smart. You always think of the funniest things to do. Remember when you passed me that postcard during Spanish class, and it was addressed like, ""Junebug MacGuff, Row 4, Third Seat From the Blackboard""? And it said, ""I'm having fun in Barcelona. Wish you were here""? That was hilarious.","I was just bored. I only think school is awesome like, 80% of the time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11237,"I'm Bureau for 28 years, Starling. I won't disobey orders, not even now.",But I just became a private citizen. I can go anywhere I want to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11238,I'm not talking about day sailing or pleasure boating. I'm talking about working for a living. Sharking.,And I'm not talking about hooking some poor dogfish or sand shark. I'm talking about a Great White.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11239,"If I were you, I'd worry less about the shower and more about Rick's bachelor party.","Ilene, why would I want to do that? I trust Rick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11240,"You've never said anything about voodoo before, Mrs. Rand.",Haven't I? I suppose I take it for granted. It's just part of everyday life here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11241,"Nothing. You'd think she was crazy. And she is a lot of things, not all of them nice, but crazy momma's not.","Way I figure, everything our parents tell us is part true and part total B.S. And our whole job is figuring out for ourselves which is which.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11242,"We can hope. You still have your job, right?","Yeah, I been calling in sick. They think I got the flu.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11243,Don't tell me I didn't hear a racket! I'm an older woman and I don't need to be upset and disturbed in this manner!,I was just straightening up the place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11244,I'd love to. If you're sure it's alright?,"Ma'am, I am the Deputy of this town.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11245,But I came here to learn about America.,"Baby listen, there's nothing more American than not doing anything and getting away with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11246,"I think he was working on them today, so they're probably in his office. Could you find them and see who they belong to?",Dennis won't let me go to the desk. He makes me sit on the floor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11247,I'll be there in 5 minutes.,"Honey, I don't think they're home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11248,Is your mother not afraid on account of the highwayman to let one so young as you travel?,"Not at all, sir. I have a pair of good pistols that have already done execution, and are ready to do it again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11249,"Yes, I'm ready now.","Then close your eyes, and tap your heels together three times.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11250,"But aren't you the least bit curious about it, Doctor? Doesn't the secret of life hold any intrigue for you?",You are talking about the gibberish ravings of a lunatic mind.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11251,It's my fucking opinion.,It's really a stupid opinion. You have developed an annoying habit of talking for what seems to be no other reason than to hear yourself speak.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11252,"Just say the word, sir, and I'll do anything.","Why don't you speak to her, Ramona? Women are good at that sort of thing. Think of something that will make her stay a few more days. You are kind, Ramona! Speak to her. I know I don't need to offer you anything, but, if you're successful in this, I'll not forget you or your little girl.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11253,You ready for your big coming out party? Everybody's dying to meet you.,Just a couple of finishing touches. My parents always said you never get a second chance to make a good first impression.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11254,When did you begin having this feeling?,"About a week ago. I don't know what brought it on, I just started feeling like I didn't want him to touch me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11255,"She's just nervous and worried. And you would be, too, if you had no job and no place to go.",Something has got to be done or Rose is going to be in this house forever.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11256,Regent Beverly Wilshire. I bet you know it.,"Yeah, I peed in the fountain there once. Give me a break.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11257,You'd think they've never seen a new toy before.,"Well sure, look at him. He's got more gadgets on him then a Swiss army knife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11258,That's the same atrocious aftershave you wore in court three years ago.,I keep getting it for Christmas.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11259,"It don't look good, gramps, it's ten of now.",I got a hundred bucks for you and your friend if you deliver the money for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11260,"I said new, this is an '90.",It's hardly been used at all. I got it from a drug dealer who only drove it 5 times in as many years. Swear to God. That's like new.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11261,"Misery's alive! Misery's alive. Oh, it's so romantic-. This whole house is going to be filled with romance. I'm going to put on my Liberace records. You do like Liberace, don't you?","Whenever he played Radio City, who do you think was right there in the front row?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11262,He's melting it as fast as we dump it in.,Okay. My husband's got two more bags. He's coming. They're heavy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11263,"Larry, you and your wife got problems?",I don't want to talk about it. I love you guys. I love my friends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11264,"Well, I'll tell you. I believe this Valentine screwed me out of a fair sum of money.","I can well believe it. I'm sure he has done, son. He's about as straight as a dog's hind leg.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11265,What's wrong? Am I doing something wrong?,Just making me feel like a piece of meat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11266,Why didn't you do what your friends wanted and just get rid of me?,"I don't know. I hung up on somebody else a long time ago, and later on I wished I hadn't of.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11267,You must make the time. Where do you go off to in the lunch hour?,I usually take lunch by the river.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11268,"We're sorry, ma'am. We got a little carried away.","Well, I don't know if sorry can make up for it. I found your remarks highly offensive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11269,So after we kill the creature we'll begin a search for the nest.,It may be too late by then. These eggs will hatch very quickly.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11270,I don't want to go back tomorrow.,"I know. But, it doesn't last, and you have to go back sometime.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11271,"Bring me another, Ti-Joseph. I have to keep the lady entertained.",It must be hard work entertaining me if it requires six ounces of rum.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11272,"I'll ignore that . . . So, I created a monster who didn't work nearly as well as I might have liked -- you were clearly his better -- he needed more energy, more power.",Which explains why you sent his organic matter to the sun.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11273,"The police would know the difference, wouldn't they?",Do you think people in the New Town care what happens over here? This will always be the ghetto.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11274,"Frida, this hair thing is all in your head. You're using it as an excuse not to get close to anyone.","It's just as well. I'm afraid of getting hurt again. Mark seemed great at first, too. I don't want to get too attached to Peter and then find out he's a creep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11275,This is the first evidence that corroborates our theory.,Now we go to Starfleet?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11276,I've been doing that a lot lately.,"So I hear. You've also been smoking a lot of marijuana, I understand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11277,"Charlie, That was great! Where did you learn to play like that?",My parents made me take clarinet but I hated it. The sax is more sonorous.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11278,"But I can't even see her. She doesn't have her own phone, I don't even know her e-mail address.","Ronald, e-mail's for geeks and pedophiles. Be romantic. Write her another letter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11279,I am sorry you feel that way.,"And I'm sorry you look that way, short-ass. That suit stinks and you obviously dye your hair.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11280,"Oh, are you all right?","I'm great. Always set my fingers on fire. If you want to see another trick, I do this thing with my nose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11281,"It would be nice though, if there was a place like that. You know, that no one could get to.","Of course, but look at all these people. If that place existed, they'd all be there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11282,You're talking like a madman.,"Well then, I guess that qualifies me for citizenship in this town. You're the one brought it up. This morning. In your car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11283,"I'm in psychology. Was. Still am really, just been a while. I treat aircrash survivors.","Oh, so you're that Dr. Johnson.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11284,Morpheus. He almost had me convinced.,I know. Poor Morpheus. Without him we are lost. We will never find the One.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11285,"Want the wagon unloaded, Clay?",Just the grub box and bed rolls.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11286,"Oh. Well, thanks for the drink.",You're welcome. I was just going to ask you if you'd like to join us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11287,"This is a working ship. Promptness is not a luxury, it's a necessity, as is the work to maintain her. Had we been ready, I can assure you we would have sailed.",And I would have expected compensation for my time and expense coming all the way down here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11288,A girl's always gotta look her best.,"I think lipstick looks fake, no-ones lips are that color.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11289,You're not Death. You're just a kid in a jacket and a pair of pants.,The jacket and the pair of pants came with the body I took. Let me ask your opinion. Do I blend in?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11290,"I mean, could you put me up for a couple of weeks?",It just so happens we have a vacancy on the couch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11291,A lot of things. All I know is I'll be back in six months.,I thought a torn ACL was ten to twelve.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11292,"No offense, Professor Tripp, but you look sorta crappy.","He's right, you look horrible.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11293,"Be a hell of a lot easier to digitize a real person, then strip them down to a module you can use to make as many employee programs as you need.","Yes, in theory, I suppose that would work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11294,I think this is about where we came in.,"This is the beginning. We're at ground zero. Maybe you should say a few words, to mark the occasion.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11295,Is it true they're all midgets with big heads?,"Absolutely true. Compared to all of them, you are perfection, flawless beauty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11296,"We paid seven hundred quid for those guns. They could hardly trace them to you, could they?",I don't think we will take the risk for seven hundred quid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11297,"Oh, of course! There's a couple characters you'd be perfect for. The secretary at the newspaper office, or the file clerk!","Hmm. Those sound kind of small. Oh, here's one that looks good. Janet Lawton. I'd sure like to play her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11298,"Well Mom, I'll tell ya, when two of your friends die the same day, you let me know what it does to your appetite.","You're just tired. Don't think I haven't noticed your not sleeping. That has to stop, honey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11299,He wants me to take his car and his client to Baltimore.,I want your life for a minute where my big problem is someone offers me a free convertible so I can get out of this city.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11300,A herring? Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?,They shrink when they're marinated.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11301,"All right. Tell us, Rose, what makes you think you're pregnant?",I haven't had my period for three months and my stomach is getting big.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11302,"Listen to me, Peter. You can't let the ravings of a madman disturb you, okay?","You're right, but it's funny. All my life I thought I was simply a man who didn't believe in any of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11303,"Doctor Helburn, what a surprise. In the last couple of days we've changed your oil, realigned your brakes, balanced and rotated your tires, aligned your front end, and flushed out your entire cooling system. I really didn't expect to be seeing you for another three thousand miles.","Oh what can I say, Phil? It's just that I feel so welcome here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11304,"Oh, what did I run into? A bunch o' Jesus nuts? Religiosos? Prayer won't stop a bullet from one of those storm troopers and prayer won't keep one of those monsters from eatin' your liver for lunch.",That's why we didn't use prayers on this here white coat 'til after he was destroyed. We ready to fight when we have to. And we gotta fight now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11305,Here's to Ed. For making us into something.,"From today on, our lives are different! We'll be swimming laps in the same pool Jean Harlow did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11306,"You get on the phone and ask strangers for their money, right? You're a salesman.","Dad, it takes time. You gotta build a customer list. I'm doing it. I could make more money in one year as a broker than five years at the airline.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11307,I understand he's hardly had a life of his own since he left the show. How did you convince him? Was it the opportunity to be close to Truman again?,"That and a fat, new contract.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11308,They think these look like stages immediately proceeding an attack maneuver.,It's like War of the Worlds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11309,Why would they tow your truck?,I was parked in day parking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11310,"God may have given it, but Claude Banks spotted it and nurtured it.",Damn straight. I expect those Pittsburgh Crawdads to remember that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11311,The place is pretty dusty.,Well the realtor said that was going to be taken care of and it wasn't. I'll have to call her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11312,"Did I? I tried so hard! I really concentrated! Oh, I'm so happy!","And because you did so well, we have a little surprise for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11313,Why don't you assign one of your own men to this?,"Because with your special talents, I'm sure you'll do a better job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11314,The first time can be awkward. You just have to get on and try again.,I don't even know if I should be doing this. It's a very expensive car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11315,"Well, you see, your uncle didn't bother with that sort of thing. He left everything to us. He traveled most of the time, and enjoyed himself. You should do the same thing, Mr. Deeds.","Besides wanting to be my lawyer, you also want to handle my investments too?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11316,"I wasn't. I wasn't. She was the pretty one. She died, why not me? I never said my morning prayers. And I was ugly, I was scrawny, I had buck teeth and freckles all over my face. Do you know what the nun called me? Sister Mary Clitus called me Polkadot Livingston.",So you left the Church because you had freckles?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11317,Statistically speaking you should've accidentally guessed right by know.,"In addition to ""psychic dolt"" this test also proves I'm unlucky? Two of hearts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11318,I bet he hasn't read a single report we've written on the waste problem.,I hope you're right. I'd feel a lot worse if he had read them and just didn't care.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11319,"Adam, your Bozman Building is a beauty.",Yeah it turned out okay. We applied for a National Historical plaque for it. That'll be the third one on Main Street.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11320,Follow the Rich White Man?,"Almost, but you've got to say ""Rich White Man"" all run together like it's one word.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11321,Virginia is outraged with your order allowing Negroes to fight in the army. There's a deep feeling of hurt and betrayal. They wanted you commander because they expected you would look out for our interests.,To win this war I need an army.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11322,I don't believe I've seen you at any of our services before.,That's because I've been on the wagon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11323,"There is a name, a term for your kind, the likes of you. Back in slavery days, you would be classified as a house nigga.","If you think I'm a house nigga then that's your prerogative. You got your ways to affect change, I have mine. And I would appreciate it very much if you took ya field nigga ass out of my house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11324,"Hey, you did better than I did, Nova.",Oh that's really reassuring. And don't call me Nova anymore. I'm a fraud.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11325,Read some good books.,I've been taking pictures so long I don't know how to read anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11326,What's the difference if I'm on call here or deployed in the field.,More like deployed in bed asleep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11327,Meaning no one arranges calalilies like that. He left the window open when he came in. His only mistake.,And the draft blew over the flowers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11328,The Matrix isn't real!,"Oh, I disagree, Trinity. I disagree. I think the Matrix is more real than this world. I mean, all I do is pull a plug here. But there, you watch a man die.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11329,What was all the banging? Were you fighting rats or the entire German army?,I was repairing the stairs. I found a library and the books were very useful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11330,"The hotel's registered owners are one Jacob Lawrence, and Sidney Barclay, both Beverly Hills attorneys. In reality it's split between the Old Lakeville Road Group from Cleveland, and our friend in Miami. He takes care of others outside the country, you know who I mean. Meyer Klingman runs the store, and does all right, but I've been instructed to tell you that if you move him out, our friend in Miami will go along with you.","He's very kind, tell him it's appreciated. I'm sure it will be profitable all the way around.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11331,A forced joining of an artery and vein. Must've happened when Benes was hurt.,"Yes, a fistula too small to show up on the X-rays.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11332,Why? He's right in the groove.,He's so ugly. Guys with beards and beer guts ain't quite my type.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11333,You could see the speedometer?,Yes. I looked. I remember clearly now. It seemed we were going too fast down the hill. I was scared.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11334,"God, Spiderman looks different.","He was just born, remember? This is the first one. You know that guy, Dr. Gene Scott? He said that the story of Spiderman is the story of Christ, just disguised. Well, I thought about that even before I heard him say it. Hold on, let me show you my favorite comic book cover of all time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11335,You think we look like we're trying too hard.,"Exactly. I want us to look like we fit, but not like we're trying too hard to look like we fit. It's welcome cocktails, not prom. With this level of matchy-matchy, we should be drinking peach schnapps under a bleacher somewhere.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11336,Please. I'm sorry. I'll see it through. What do you want me to do?,I told you what to do. Drive around the corner out of sight of the house. I want to get a closer look at the place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11337,"About a week ago. I don't know what brought it on, I just started feeling like I didn't want him to touch me.","Prior to this feeling, were you comfortable having physical contact with him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11338,That doesn't look much like a library.,It looks like a converted church.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11339,I've never met a human woman.,I'm only half human.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11340,"If something should happen to us, the Navy will at least have partial records of what happened.",At least our obituaries will be accurate. That's reassuring.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11341,"It doesn't protect your head, though.",That's why I wear a target on my chest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11342,"After those cops, you'll never be able to come back to Cleveland.","Who the fuck cares about Cleveland? Cleveland blows. What kind of marks have they got here? Greasy mobster, teamster or some hand job politician. I want the money marks. I want the marks that you get.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11343,"They should go one truck at a time. When the first truck gets through to the airport, then the others will follow.",We can't wait. We all go together or not at all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11344,You're very easily amused.,"I always like to see the funny side of things. No sense crying when you don't have to. And you're so funny. Looking at you, I forget all about my toothache.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11345,Mordechai. Do you love your mother?,"Mom, stop with this already. Of course I love you. You're my mother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11346,"God, it's so clean out here.",It's that they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11347,"Yup. Hey, listen, man I got to go show the tape to Danny at the hotel, and if I get the gig Erica is gonna teach me how to surf in L.A.","Oh, I'll teach you how to surf even if you don't get the gig.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11348,"Mr. Gordon, did you take over this place after Mrs. Lippman died?","Yes. I bought the house from her, two years ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11349,"Barnes, can you hear me, are you all right?","Why yes Ryan, I am, and thanks for asking. You don't have to talk to the intercom, I can hear you fine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11350,"None, it's mine - you said it earlier, I'm nuts.",I've been saying that since we met.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11351,At some point a man's got to get serious about his future. I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about.,You're talking about giving up baseball to be a bank teller.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11352,She is not there. The coffin is gone.,"Maybe you've got the wrong crypt. After all, it's twenty years when you wore last here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11353,Does everybody have to hear?,I want everybody to hear because I don't have anything to be ashamed of.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11354,Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue?,Crowd control. They handle customers and employees in the display area.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11355,"Every person counts, every package counts, that's my point.",You know what your problem is? You just see the packages in front of you. You don't see the big picture.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11356,"Sure, I suppose. That why you're on a bender?","This is not a bender yet. This is the start of a bender. But I can see how you were confused, they look a lot alike.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11357,I gotta go meet Kelly for a drink downstairs. She wants to talk about some photo thing.,Ok. Maybe I'll walk down with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11358,So you don't believe in therapy?,"I believe in it for some people. I mean, for me it was silly, I was confused going in. So I just formed my own personal theory that you should never take advice from someone of the opposite sex that doesn't know you intimately.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11359,"If they're so rich, why are you working at all ?","I just want to have something that's mine, you know ? It's like living off of their money is fun and all. There are certain materialistic needs that I have that can only be satisfied with that extra little scratch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11360,Look how full of yourself you are.,I just believe in giving credit where credit is due. And I believe that I'm the impetus behind your failure to wed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11361,Those are priceless sculptures.,I want every single thing that belonged to my father out of this house! If it's worth something then sell it!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11362,We could learn a thing or two from this flea trap. It has a cloaking device that cost us a lot.,I just wish we could cloak the stench.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11363,Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court?,Because if there's an attack made on Court it could be traced back to me. I can't allow that to happen. Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11364,There can be no excuse for tardiness.,"You're absolutely right. I should never have stopped to save that drowning infant. I'm just weak, Sister. I'm so weak.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11365,"Okay, you better have something really sinful for me this time, son. My patience is worn to threads and your mom will be here any minute.","Alright, Father, here it is. About two weeks ago I went to my cousin's wedding and one of the bridesmaids asked me if I wanted to take a bath.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11366,Jamie needs a Halloween costume.,You do? Okay. Go down aisle A. We've got the best costumes in the whole town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11367,"The Commissioner was saying you were the one that caught Dr. Lecktor three years ago. He killed nine people, didn't he?",Nine that we know of. Two didn't die.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11368,I'm not the kind of guy who blends in at a family picnic.,"We could give it a try. I'll bring the wine, you bring the scarred psyche.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11369,Can I help you?,"Yeah, you can get your hand off my chest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11370,I'm not even supposed to be here today!,I know. I stopped by your house and your mom said you left at like six or something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11371,You're not like your sister. You couldn't be like her if you wanted to.,"I know. Deep down, I know that. It just bothers me when I have feelings or impulses that she has.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11372,You're telling me that we're facing a $20 million lawsuit from the family of that injured worker and Hammond couldn't even be bothered to see me?,He had to leave early to be with his daughter. She's getting a divorce.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11373,"Okay, I'll take it all.",Excellent. We accept MasterCard and American Express.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11374,"It's like, every day I see a beautiful woman. I'm not used to that. I'm used to seeing a beautiful woman, I don't know, once a week. I can't handle it.","Wait till summer. I swear, you can't leave the house. It hurts. It physically hurts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11375,"All right, look. I can make it right, I can make this up to you, Mattie. I can, I swear.","Will you go to her and tell her right in front of me she's nothing to you? Right out loud so I can hear? Tell her she's nothing, tell her she's nobody, Just dirt? Will you do that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11376,"Shit, I forgot to call her back. She's off on a trip somewhere. Oh God, my grandad's flat in London's been sold.","In Cheyene Walk? Lucy's going to have a meltdown. Oh, I'm so sorry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11377,I wanted to bring you some flowers. They're pretty good ones.,"They're from the Dollar Store. I'm not an idiot. Besides, we have a garden full of flowers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11378,"What can I do, Doctor Rumack?","You can eat balanced meals, exercise, and take Geritol.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11379,I want to talk to a goddam lawyer.,"Good news there, Mr. DePinto, you're talking to one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11380,Start your job? What kind of job?,"Well, if you must know, bank teller at First Federal of Manhattan. I'm responsible for keeping track of hundreds, occasionally thousands of dollars.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11381,"I'm sorry, but they turned down your card.","Oh yeah, let me give you another card.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11382,Sandra Bullock. You know her?,"Yeah, she's the girl who drove the bus in ""Speed."" She's cute.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11383,"Oh, I know. Sweet deal you have. Total immunity.","Well, I do have the weapons charge. I'm looking at six whole months hard time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11384,We got to get out of town. Maybe we ought to grow beards.,We are going out of town. But we're going to shave.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11385,You don't know me from a hole in the wall.,"That's true. But I also owe you something, and I'm not sure that buying you a hamburger is going to do the job. What is it? Family problems? Money problems?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11386,We have no use for your kind.,"This is no time to be choosy, honey. What do you say we debate this later? There's still a chance I can get you out of here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11387,The only reason it's hard to say is that I keep thinking I don't have the right to say it. But I've got to because it's true. I love you. That must surprise you.,It surprises me that I'm not the only one on this balcony who feels that way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11388,Then don't set up any more meetings.,I'll cancel every meeting right now. I'll give you a job myself. I just wanted you to see what was out there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11389,It has not been used yet in this prison. The Governor has grave doubts about it and I have heard that there are very serious dangers involved.,"I don't care about the danger, father. I just want to be good. I want for the rest of my life to be one act of goodness.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11390,"FBI calls up my ass, says they need help in Tokyo. Like I'm supposed to drop everything.","It's Hong Kong, not Tokyo. My country asked for the best. I told them that was you. Now I will show you around my hood.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11391,I've got something to tell you. You'd better sit down.,"You look very pale, Truman. Are you taking your vitamin D's?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11392,You still call him boy. You call your baby brother boy in front of his wife and son.,My daddy called me boy up to the time he died. I was always boy to him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11393,"These two fucking scenes are related. Too many coincidences. Same day? Five hours apart? Dead mobsters on both scenes. Now, why did he kill the bartender?",Crime of passion. He just went nuts. He would have shot everyone in here. He just ran out of bullets.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11394,"I must protect my interests, Ms. Kyle. And Interest Number One, is moi.","Okay, go ahead. Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean, it's not like you can just kill me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11395,"Juno? Wow, I didn't expect to see you here.",I've got something really cool to show you guys. Is Vanessa here?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11396,"I have great interest for America, his peoples and his custom.","Good, because we got a fine old American custom we want to teach you. You know what these are?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11397,"Well, you look about like the kind of an angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?",I haven't won my wings yet. That's why I'm an angel Second Class.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11398,"We don't say ""love, honor and obey"" anymore. And we don't say ""till death do us part."" Today we say, ""respect, honor and cherish, as long as you both do love."" How does that sound?","I kind of like ""till death do us part."" I mean, this is forever. In sickness and in health, through good times and bad. Honey, what do you think?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11399,Maybe I oughta eat your corn bread.,"My corn bread? Oh no, my friend. I love corn bread.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11400,Seems George isn't making too many friends in lockup.,"Yeah, look at that sweet face. You'd never guess he killed nine people. I'm gonna get my smokes. Be right back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11401,Julius Caesar never took no vote.,And maybe that's why he ended up dead in the streets of Rome.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11402,Are you kidding? Tell me you don't want a slice of that pie right over there.,"I must have left my appetite outside, which is where I think we ought to be right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11403,"You see if you spent $3,000 dollars on pudding you could earn over one million frequent flyer miles.","That's insane. That is really, really crazy. That's just crazy if you spend three thousand dollars on pudding.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11404,"What about when you touched it? What did you expect it to feel like, and then what did it really feel like?","It was warmer than I thought it would be, and the skin was softer than it looked. It's weird. Thinking about it now, the organ itself seemed like a separate thing, a separate entity to me. I mean, after he pulled it out and I could look at it and touch it, I completely forgot that there was a guy attached to it. I remember literally being startled when the guy spoke to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11405,What difference does it make why I do it?,"I want you to be aware of what you're doing and why, because I know that this is not the sort of thing you would do in a normal frame of mind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11406,"New York's a long way's off. Let's just keep moving, okay?","I know these trees all look the same, but I'm getting an awful familiar vibration from this one right here. You sure you know where we're going?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11407,"We didn't have no TV up at Pee Dee, baby, you know?","I'm sorry, sweetie. I forget some moments where all you been the last two years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11408,"Sociologist. And because pawn shops are just like prostitutes, farm auctions and coal miners. They're all for sale, but none of 'em would be if they weren't desperate for the money.","We're all desperate for the money, doll. That's what made this country great. Back me up on this Candy, am I right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11409,And watch her til 8:00. I've got to edit.,Perfect. I'll be outta Micro-bio and we can grab a bite.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11410,This ain't a credit business.,"Yeah, I know that, but this is me and we're old friends. I haven't got the money so what are you gonna do about it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11411,Well I don't want to seem desperate or anything.,"Face it Rach, you are desperate. You're just going to go in and buy a costume for Jamie. Perfectly legit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11412,So he drank himself into a stuper?,"The drinking is for the pain. It doesn't kill it, just dulls it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11413,I ran an internet search on Dr. Whittlesley. Got a list of his scholarly articles and the engagement announcement in the Times. I also found a record of your restraining order.,That was two years ago. John was still in love with me. He wouldn't leave me alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11414,"A good thrust, my friend. Another second and there'd have been nothing between my head and shoulders but bad memories.","I intend to keep you alive, your majesty. So you can abdicate your throne and become my Warlord.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11415,I wasn't going to try anything.,"Yeah, and I'm never going to smoke another cigarette.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11416,"Babalouey, you were perfect, I could hardly keep from busting up.",I felt so stupid just blowing those bubbles.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11417,Not at all. You have your life. And I have mine.,"Yeah, well. Here, Betty. I just came to give you this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11418,Nick. I'm so scared. I'm so fuckin' scared to go home.,I know. It's like coming from the moon. Or Mars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11419,It's just a dream.,I call it my shower dream.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11420,I refuse to resign!,Then I'll fire you. I'll do all the parts myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11421,We're a big hit.,"Oh, in this we're a big hit. Yesterday, I auditioned for Come Back Little Sheba. That, I wasn't such a big hit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11422,Will you quit moving around?!,I'm sorry. It's just that I get so nervous before I travel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11423,"It's coming along. At the rate he's going, he'll have a story finished by the end of the summer.","Wonderful. When your next book is published, maybe you could come into the store and do a signing. I'm sure we could get a lot of people to show up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11424,Right before the wedding?,It's a bachelor party. You sort of have to do it before the wedding.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11425,You want something to drink?,"I'm already way over my usual limit. You know, it's funny. I feel like I've known you for years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11426,"No, I didn't tell him. And that's something we gotta get straight. Darryl's been callin', mad as a hornet, makin' all kinds of noise. When you talk to him, you cannot say anything about this. You gotta make sure everything sounds normal.",I called the asshole at 4:00 in the morning and he wasn't even home. I don't know what he's got to be mad about. I'm the one who should be mad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11427,How come you're not on the job?,I am. Part of my job is to sit on a couch and try and figure things out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11428,"I will, old boy, tomorrow. Our work is done here. Just came to say goodbye, and good luck.","Yeah? Well, in that case, have a drink.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11429,It was the least we could do. And I love to cook.,"Oh, me too. I used to cook for my friends' parties and things back in Atlanta.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11430,"Thanks, Max. I'm touched by your concern.","I just hate to see you pining away. It makes me want to vomit, frankly. Broken hearts are for assholes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11431,"Right, and the first time someone gets mad, their toaster will eat their hand.",So we'll put a warning on the label.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11432,"Yeah well, they want a lot for their money. They want a felony, preferably with ""violent intent."" We've got to give them something. They'll kill me if I don't. And the Panthers are going to kill me if I do. I'm scared.",Me too. That's why I fight so hard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11433,A salvage claim to a vessel's cargo's as valid as a claim to the vessel itself. It's ours.,"Then we're rich. We're damn, filthy, stinking rich.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11434,Tell me some other things about her.,She's in high school. She's sexually active. She's on drugs. She's crying out for some help.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11435,I know I haven't seen you in four days. I'm a working man.,"I work too, but I still make time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11436,"Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?","Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11437,"I'm putting liquor in the drinks, I'm giving 10-times odds on craps, I got the girls showing sixteen-percent more skin! Show me another buffet's gonna offer you Coke and Pepsi! Whaddya want me to do?!","We want to see our casino making money again, Mr. Bangs. Making money for our community.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11438,I'm not sure where it is. Not exactly. I never saw it. I just heard him talk about it.,"Oh, that's great. We killed Jake because you heard him talk about some money that you've never seen. That's fucking brilliant!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11439,"I don't know what else you'd call it. He's breathing on his own, but his pupils are completely blown out. He's totally unresponsive to pain. What happened up there?",I heard a scream. When I got there I found him on the floor. He was having some kind of seizure. I didn't see anybody else.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11440,About twenty-five years ago. They probably used a hair follicle or skin cell.,I think a skin cell's the more likely of the two.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11441,Hand me the 3/8ths.,Here. Am I ever going to get to run the controls for one these capers?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11442,What was God thinking when he built this place?,If we don't get out of here soon we can ask him in person.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11443,I don't feel like rewinding it!,You see the sign! It's a dollar fine for not rewinding and this time I'm gonna charge you! $2.99 plus one dollar is $3.99!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11444,I wonder if he's married.,He wasn't wearing a ring. But you don't want to date a cop Frida. They're so blue collar.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11445,He sends his apologies.,You're telling me that we're facing a $20 million lawsuit from the family of that injured worker and Hammond couldn't even be bothered to see me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11446,This conversation is making me a little sick.,"Honey, that's no way to talk to the Doctor, he's merely doing his job, dear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11447,"On the day of the murders, what did the defendant request?",He asked to go home early. He said he was bothered by all the people who kept telling him what to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11448,"Damn it, Val! Not having a plan is what keeps us doing jobs like this!",What keeps us doing jobs like this is you dragging your feet. I was up for going to Bixby. I was getting excited.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11449,And whence has yon virginal maiden absconded?,Likely into one of the other 20 or so bathrooms they've got in this place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11450,"How's it going, Truman?",Not bad. I just won the State Lottery.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11451,"We're in the Bronx, my man. Hundred and Sixty First Street.",Hundred and Sixty First Street? That's Yankee Stadium.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11452,"Between his howling and your blasting everything in sight, the entire city is going to know we're here.",Good! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11453,That's not the point. We're just not in love anymore.,"Yeah, but didn't you love Vanessa when you married her? If you love someone once, you can love them again, I know it. My friend Leah has gone out with the same guy, like, four times. You're just not trying.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11454,"Four hundred a week, off the books.","Okay, let's pretend I live in the same fantasy world where you make four hundred a week in that dump. I'll give you six hundred for a few days.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11455,"I'm curious to see what it's like. I'm very curious, Rose.","Well, now that is just too bad! Curiosity killed the cat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11456,It's not Sunday? I missed you. You shouldn't leave me alone.,You're blaming me? I had to go see my family.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11457,I don't want anything you don't wanna give me.,And you certainly shouldn't settle for anything less that you deserve.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11458,He did? I don't remember. Did he say about me? In the trunk?,"He said he wished the two of you could start over, live a normal life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11459,You guys got something going on downstairs?,We provide some extracurricular activities for the senior citizens in the community.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11460,"Mom, Dad. Meatloaf has come to represent all that Ted hates about his mediocre life and the world we live in. He's what you'd call clinically bummed.","Why can't we have pot roast or stroganoff or even a little London broil? I mean, for god's sake, we own a grocery store!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11461,"I thought maybe you'd like to come over, have some dinner, some of the people are coming over.","Yeah? Yeah, that'd be nice, let me get my coat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11462,Are you going to get your degree soon?,"Well, I am working on my thesis.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11463,"The Chinese have a proverb: ""That which appears too good to be true, usually is."" There's gotta be a catch.","Yeah? I have a saying too, Lex. It goes, ""Catch my jizz in your mouth and stop jinxing us, asshole."" We're going this time and that's all there is to it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11464,"I left my wallet. My credit cards, cash, fucking ID, everything. We gotta go back.",Big deal. We'll call right now and cancel your cards.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11465,Bembry saved my life. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad saved my life.,A long time ago. You've repaid them many times over. Ask them why they have new cars and houses full of new furniture.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11466,Lot of good stuff. Got the new Bien Nacido. Want a taste?,Absolutement. They have their own label that's just outstanding.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11467,It's a beautiful home you have here Mrs. Rosemond.,"Thank you, Annette. Chance Hill has been with my family for over sixty years. Does your family do much riding?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11468,There's someone here who wants to help.,"Oh my God! Sidney, you ran fast or what? Hey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11469,Just hopping tonight. Leo Bartha been in?,"Yeah, having supper with the Mrs. She's over there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11470,"Damn, that's a long drive.",I hope I'm back in a couple of hours. Don't drink all the coke.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11471,"According to the map, we're just about at school.","Yeah, but we still haven't found any treasure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11472,You've been doing some research in the archives.,I want to know what my child is going to face.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11473,"Because of PMS, I get hairy, my nails turn into claws, I eat raw meat, I roam the city hunting for flesh. I've become a werewolf!","You're a PMS werewolf. Of course. Frida, are you on drugs?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11474,"Listen kid, I think you better understand who you're dealing with here.","Yeah. I was only twelve or thirteen when you guys used to talk about him, like he was a ghost or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11475,You feeling better Franny?,"Yes. I'm fine. It's just this heat, I think.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11476,But nightmares are the common thread?,"Right. They seem to share a group delusion, a ""boogeyman"" for lack of a better word. They're so traumatized, they'll do anything not to sleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11477,Rocky's full of shit! No way he's going to get nominated west of the Hudson with a new wife. He's gonna be drinking Scotches in retirement at some goddamn country club with the rest of the Republicans.,Goes to show you all the moolah in the world can't buy you a brain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11478,I don't know what else to tell you. I wasn't hiding out. I hit my head and I didn't remember anything until a few days ago.,"Now that you remember who you are, were you planning on telling anyone your true identity?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11479,I know. I hardly have any time to study.,Maybe you shouldn't be working here so much. You don't want to get stuck waiting tables for the rest of your life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11480,"Shit, you know what happens to me if I'm harboring a fugitive? I already think they're on to me! I thought you were the phone police for Chrissake!","I have nowhere else to go, Tubbs, I need your help!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11481,"Hey! I always wanted to be a cop when I was a kid. I dreamed of running up to a door, kicking it in, pulling my gun and yelling 'Freeze!' at the bad guy! What'd you dream about?","I wanted to run up to a building on fire, kick in the door, rush into the smoke and save a kid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11482,Yes I do have to pee!,"You're just saying that to get into my apartment, and then you're hoping that'll turn into something else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11483,"That's it? I mean, you don't want to order room service or anything? We could play games and watch movies and stuff.",Are you kidding? Mom and Dad discover I'm gone and I'll be doing hard time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11484,Remember what Foley said? His little warning? Those are the girls he was talking about. They're out to marry us any way they can.,"I don't believe that. They're just having a good time, same as us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11485,Are you a spirit too?,"Sort of. High spirit. Heh heh. Listen, Cookie, I've been trapped in this burg for hundreds of years. All I want is to get out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11486,"And current theory holds that to sustain the sort of wormholes you're talking about, even for a fraction of a second, would require more energy than our sun produces in a year, is that correct?","I don't have the figures in front of me, but yes, that sounds about right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11487,"By the way, where is your assistant?","Oh, Maxwell? He's left.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11488,I don't want you talking to our customers like that again.,"""Our customers?"" You think that Mr. L.L. Bean out there is going to be a regular?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11489,"I directed all her early pictures. There were three young directors who showed promise in those days: D.W. Grirrith, C.B. deMille, and Max von Mayerling.",And she's turned you into a servant.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11490,I need your help.,Last time you needed my help I ended up in the back of a truck.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11491,"Damn it, why are you ruining my night? I'm just starting to have fun. Well fine then, go ahead, pull your badge and do your thing.","No, we're here for information, to find out where a man named Ricky Tan is. We must tread softly and keep our ears open.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11492,"Of course, I sort of promised them I would give out a statement when I got through here. You don't mind?","Well, I don't know if that's ethical. You see, all statements are supposed to come from me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11493,I don't know. How many famous French film directors can there be?,"That are called Rommel or something, I guess not that many.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11494,No no. No. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you. He's a peculiar man. You could even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He's not like you. He's not even like me.,"He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11495,"When you say, I can be somebody else, what do you mean exactly?",Exactly that. We can put you inside someone else's body for fifteen minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11496,"After your father's death, you were orphaned. What happened next? I don't imagine the answer's on those second-rate shoes, Clarice.",I went to live with my mother's cousin and her husband in Montana. They had a ranch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11497,"Come on Walter, it's just Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, it's just a game.","This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round-robin, am I wrong?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11498,Okay. And what do you love? Say everything.,"What do I love? I love rice pudding, and water, the fish in it, hedgehogs! The gardens at our house in Freshwater and all my secret paths.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11499,"I'll buy her a less expensive dress, so I can have some money left over to take her out to dinner.",We should go out on a double date.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11500,"That's not going to be the way we say good-bye. Even though I think what you did was rotten, it's not all impersonal. You mean something to me.",You keep coming after me and looking down on me. It's starting to make me batty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11501,Mine are like my neck and my chest.,"Yeah. Mine are my toes. Oh my God, if someone sucks my toes I'll come in like ten seconds!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11502,I think you'll be able to remember it. I doubt you'll misquote me.,"If I do, you can punish me. Fly me to Bermuda and just lave me there for two weeks. This is fantastic! I wish Clark were here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11503,"Well, if you owe me, git your ass in the trunk.","I wanna help you, but I don't wanna be locked in the trunk of no car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11504,I think kids get bored and have intercourse. And I think Junebug was a dummy about it. But we have to move on from here and help her figure it out.,I'm not ready to be a Pop-Pop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11505,Are you sure it's all right for us to be here?,"They don't care, they're tearing it down for a shopping center.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11506,"You're not on that soap opera thing again, are you? 'Cause you know what that is?",It's people with no lives watching other people's fake lives.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11507,Planet P? What kind of name is that ?,They ran out of names a long time ago in this part of the galaxy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11508,I just went for a walk. It's no big deal.,Wrong. There are rules in this house and you're going to follow them whether you like it or not.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11509,So how come you don't have any kids?,"Darryl, that's my husband, he says he's not ready. He's still too much of a kid himself. He prides himself on being infantile.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11510,"No, no. It's an honest question. What are you trying to communicate?","I'm trying to communicate how I feel, Jeff. You know, raise consciousness. Make people think for a change.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11511,You're not gonna stay for the ice cream?,I have to get back. I'm having dinner with the Danvers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11512,"The worst serial killer in history, who? Gacy, right? Killed forty two people. Our government killed fifty thousand in Vietnam and lied about it every day.","Michael, you represent drug dealers, not civil libertarians.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11513,There's already a task force out looking for Lindenmeyer. Every other officer in the city will be hunting Sid right along with you.,But only you will know he's not human.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11514,A leech on the welfare state in addition. You don't miss a trick.,I fiddle it. They got me down as an immigrant with five kids.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11515,I am sure you will enjoy the French countryside.,"I hope you have patience with me. I do not know how to dance the quadrille but, if you desire it, I will learn.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11516,He used a boltcutter to trim the branch out of his way. When he was watching from the woods. Why didn't he use it to go through the basement door?,Because a steel door and deadbolt were there when they were killed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11517,"You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before, and I don't believe you'll destroy me now.","You underestimate the power of the dark side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11518,"Look at me, dude, do I look like a fan of law enforcement? Forget the tests, you shoulda just asked me. I woulda saved you a lot of trouble.","Oh I don't know, I think the tests work pretty well. Sometimes they give me answers you wouldn't admit to in a million years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11519,"Okay, so can you tell us when it's going to happen or do we have to buy the book?",I predict that the world will end at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11520,So was he scared?,Yeah. I think it was your sinister mustache that got him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11521,"Gentlemen, tomorrow morning the Geneva Man is coming to inspect the camp whether we are living up to the International Convention. I am sure he will find we are treating you very well. You must not run around in your underwear. And take off the wash. The Kommandant wants all the barracks to be spic and also span.",We'll put pink ribbons on the bedbugs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11522,"I'm not sure. I think something is fucked up somewhere in the ship, though.",I hope it's not the oven again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11523,Should we get dessert?,"We were thinking. Why don't we go back to my place? I've got wine, some insane cheeses, music, whatever.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11524,"Unlike you, Sam, I learned many years ago not to second-guess the motives of my fellow man. Remember what Freud said: 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.' Or, in this case, a drink is just a drink.",I hope you didn't come all the way out here in this storm just to quote Freud.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11525,"Lloyd, may I see you a minute?","Class, please study on your own. There seems to be a family emergency because there's no other reason why my father would interrupt me while I'm working.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11526,"Thanks, Miz Wilkes, but I don't want to take up any more of your time. I best be going.",But you didn't even taste your cocoa.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11527,"Well, good night, Louis.","Janine, do you feel like maybe getting something to eat on the way home?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11528,How close are you to getting this funding put together?,It's almost there. The hardest part is getting someone to sell us the telescope time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11529,"As long as it takes, I might stay a week. No more I don't think. Where's your family?",My husband took the kids to the Illinos State Fair. My daughter's entering a prize steer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11530,"I heard you, Dr. Yueh and Gurney coming down the hall.",Those sounds could be imitated.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11531,"Well, long-term exposure to things like this tends to give you a sort of clinical understanding of the subject. After awhile, you begin to make friends with it, so to speak.","It's as if you are saying the closer you get to evil, the less evil it becomes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11532,Did you recognize the voice of the caller?,"Not at first, but then I heard the same inflection in a voice at a social gathering and I put two and two together.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11533,"Well, I wanted to pick something gender-neutral for now. Once we get the baby, God willing, we can create a more decisive palette.",Why do people think yellow is gender-neutral? I don't know one man with a yellow bedroom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11534,Maybe I'm not going to keep you here. Maybe I'm gonna blow your brains out.,"I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11535,Just settling an old score. You might say revenge.,That sounds like a lot of bullshit that'll land us in jail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11536,"I'm no good for you Katka, besides I won't be able to stay in Prague.",But we could go to London and live in England.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11537,Just promise you'll love me even if I end up in a job where I have to wear a blue polyester cap.,I think you know I'd love you even more in a blue polyester cap.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11538,That thing is poisonous.,Extremely so. You and I are the recipients of unwanted good fortune in the form of a man everyone is calling The Crow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11539,"Hi, is Vada home?","Yes she is, but she's very upset, so she's not seeing anyone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11540,"I know. He came to me, told me about the missing data stream. He was concerned that you might find it.","I did find it. It was inside of Agatha all this time. So the question is, why would someone want this erased from the data file?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11541,"'Cause you like their second one, you said, Pop, Girls. etc. The one with Cheryl Ladd on the cover. You didn't see the cover though.","Yeah, I haven't really absorbed that one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11542,Don't be. I don't care if they expel me. I probably should be expelled.,"Well, let's see if we can keep that from happening.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11543,They'll have units blocking us up ahead.,That's why we're turning off onto a fire road.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11544,Have you spoken to anyone else about this?,There was this one fella. Asked a lot of questions. I was out of town but I heard he spent near a full day in the records office.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11545,Did we get those DNA tests back?,Just this morning. Animal hairs were found all over the victims.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11546,Could you repeat the last part of what Mr. Marsh said to you the day before his death?,He said that if it kept up she was going to kill him. That his heart couldn't take it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11547,"No, I'm not going to stop it. Hitler himself offered you a beautiful house and a personal bomb shelter.",I absolutely refused the house and the bomb shelter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11548,"You're really doing a great job here, Josie. I like your ""can do"" attitude.","Thanks. They weren't related to Humpty Dumpty, were they? Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11549,"Throw me out because I'm beginning to get goofy ideas, and they concern you, Anne.","None of your ideas can be goofy, Stew, if they concern me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11550,"I'd like to be a farmer. I want to help things grow, to encourage life. Do you and your friends need a farmer?","Sure. We could really use a farmer. We'd be grateful for the help. Also, I think, you know, if you wouldn't mind too terribly, a little puppet show every once in a while, would do a lot to lift our spirits. You know, if you wouldn't mind too terribly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11551,Those two psycho cops are on a slash-and-burn to find the tape and cover their tracks.,This seems a little sophisticated for them. These are not subtle guys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11552,He wets the bed?,I always throw that in. It makes the jury feel sorry for the defendant.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11553,"You pull up, collect your first installment. Then you let the daughter go. When she reaches me, I'll dump out another third. Same action. I back up again, you pull forward. Satisfy yourself it's there. Then we do it one last time. The final exchange. And we go our separate ways.",And they run straight to the cops who start looking for our van.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11554,Man this is heavy!,"Yeah what's this, Murdered Elephant?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11555,Did you like it; me watching you?,I guess. I've got an ego the same as any man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11556,How well did you know Stacy and Rod?,I've been in the same class with Stacy for years but we weren't tight or anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11557,"We just need to figure out a place where you can meet somebody who isn't a total idiot, that's all.","Look, I really appreciate your help, Enid. But let's face it, this is hopeless.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11558,"Right, which is probably why Lil was wearing a red wig. Meaning we are headed into a dangerous situation. Let me ask you something, Stanley, did you notice anything about the dress?",The dress she was wearing had been altered to fit her. I noticed a different colored thread where the dress had been taken in. It wasn't her dress or she must have lost some weight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11559,I figured you for more of a hairy armpit guy.,"Shoes, if you want to know the truth. Shoes are my thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11560,I think it must have been a sea-gull.,"A sea-gull? What's a sea-gull doing around the city hall? That's a bad omen, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11561,"They caught it on tape and they've been playing it all morning. They found the bird. His head crushed in. When you see the footage it looks like the bird flew into a wall in the sky. They think they have some invisible shield thing going, like an optical illusion.",The bird could have had a heart attack and crushed his head when he fell.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11562,In my time they used to call me the Merlin of Berlin.,They probably meant Irving and wanted you to swing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11563,This morning you implied it was not safe for him to leave Casablanca.,"That is also true, except for one destination, to return to occupied France.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11564,I'll buy a plant.,"You should buy several. I've got shitty light in my place, but my plants don't seem to mind. Light's important, but it's not everything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11565,No. That's me talking. And you know what? It's only been thirty-two hours and you still have no idea what this guy wants with me.,I believe he wants you for your Adamantium.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11566,Don't change the subject! I want you to tell me the truth about yourself.,"I've never lied to you. I've maybe let you believe things that you wanted to believe, but I've never lied.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11567,"If we hurry, we can still catch the Sandra Bullock movie.",We got free tickets.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11568,"Marty, I don't want you hang arounna house tonight. I want you to go take a shave and go out and dance.","Ma, when are you gonna give up? You gotta bachelor on your hands. I ain't never gonna get married.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11569,"But how do you know that these voices aren't really just, well, you.","Well of course they're me! That's how God talks to me. If you listen hard enough, even you can hear him. Everyone can hear him",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11570,"Oh, I told Mister Hebbing all about it, how brilliant you are at making money for your special clients!","Mary Beth, I hope you aren't spreading this good news too widely.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11571,"Yeah, I had to go slummin'. See, a friend of mine's bein' framed.",You mean the rabbit? They got him cold.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11572,"Well, well. If it isn't MacGuff the Crime Dog! Back for another test?",I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11573,My dad acts like he's Johnny Fucking Perfect and he's really Johnny Fucking Rapist.,I think this is a big part of growing up. It's losing your spiritual virginity. It's when you finally discover that your parents aren't anything they told you they were. They're even bigger hypocrites than your friends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11574,"Because I loved Jacqueline, I thought I knew her. Today I found out such strange things. Frightening things. I saw a hangman's noose that she had hanging, waiting. I feel as if I'd never known her.","At least I can explain that, Mary. Your sister had a feeling about life , that it wasn't worth living unless one could end it. I helped her get that room.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11575,"Harold, that picture is almost twenty-five years old.",You haven't changed a bit. I'll put it in my wallet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11576,We just missed the turnoff to the party.,You know the thing I love about Mustangs? The steering wheel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11577,"Yeah, I don't know. I simply can't get it to jell! I created somebody who's gonna give up his life for a principle, hundreds of thousands of people are gonna listen to him over the radio and, unless he says something that's sensational, it's just no good!","Well, honey, of course I don't know what kind of a speech you're trying to write, but judging from the samples I've read, I don't think anybody'll listen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11578,"You haven't slept with her, have you?","That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11579,From another planet. Let's just say that we're neighbors.,It's rather difficult for us to think of another planet as a neighbor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11580,You lost all our money in a card game?,He even got my daddy's watch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11581,"Dad, it's not about that. I just need to know that it's possible for two people to stay happy together forever. Or at least for a few years.","It's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for ten years now, and I'm proud to say that we're very happy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11582,That's a lot of ground to cover.,"I know, I built it. I've just never seen it this way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11583,BECAUSE I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO TURN THIS COURTROOM INTO A CIRCUS!,Well I don't think it's a circus. And I don't think they do either.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11584,"I don't really like your friends, either.",It's like they're just people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11585,What about Basil? Where's my snake?,"Oh well, he met with like an accident. He passed away. Alex becomes a bit weepy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11586,I've got everything I need.,Wow. It must be great being you. You got it all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11587,"I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.","OK, Scott, no one really wants to ""kill"" anyone here. They say it, but they don't mean it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11588,How do we know this is the way?,We blew the Horn Resounding.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11589,It's not a food baby. I took three pregnancy tests today. I am definitely up the spout.,How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11590,"My brother says the guy's a thirty- five year old virgin, so maybe he won't know how women usually feel. Plus he's got bad eyesight, almost legally blind, which is helpful in this situation. Plus he's got an extremely small penis, of which he is ""mortifyingly ashamed"", so chances are he'll be so grateful for any non-judgmental attention, that he'll be yours forever.","God, he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11591,You're trying to kill yourself with an electric razor?,I couldn't find any razor blades.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11592,I'm glad you could find time to see me. I flew down from Denver this morning on my private jet.,"Yes, your letter indicated you were in he oil business up there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11593,"Love? Come on, I wouldn't call it love.",Oh no? I ain't seen you beaming like this since you broke ninety on the Blue Monster.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11594,"There are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge and experience. Sometimes, in some cases, it's necessary to take a risk. I got to thinking. I'll bet a person could learn a lot by getting into that woman's apartment, you know, sneak in and hide and observe.",You said it was a strange world. And you're the strangest part of it. Are you crazy? She is possibly involved in murder. This gives me the creeps.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11595,You've never been on a plane.,"I know, but the joke's better if I tell it in the first person.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11596,Our police are afraid of them. Please get them out of here.,They're going to kill me next. That's what I hear. These new Indians are destroying everything. Our people are a quiet people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11597,Come on in. You wanna Ginseng Cooler?,Sure. What is it with you rich people and your herb-infused juices?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11598,But you've stamped this form before! Why won't you stamp it now?,"You've just said yourself, Miss, we've already stamped it. Why should we stamp it twice?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11599,"Then if you are Japanese, then why are you called the Chink?","The Clock People mistook me for Chinese. And the name stuck. In the same way that all Indian tribes came to be labeled ""Indians"" through the ignorance of an Italian sailor with a taste for oranges, it is only fitting that ""Indians"" misnamed me. The Clock People, however, are not a tribe, rather they are a gathering of Indians from various tribes. They have lived together since 1906.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11600,I'm sure you're very proud of Max.,Of course I'm proud. You know he started with nothing? Look at him today. Playing concerts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11601,"No, I don't know, Daddy. I think the rain has obscured it.","True, but if you look sharply you can see that those marks are the marks of a ladder. Now let's go back to the garage and see if the ladder has been tampered with.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11602,Closure? How do you find closure when her killers are still running around out there?,I found forgiveness in my heart for the people who killed my daughter. I gave my grief to Jesus Christ.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11603,"You sure got a lot of philosophy, old man.","Seems like I do, but only cause end of the day we're all eyes in the same head. And everything is everything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11604,"Nope. Hey, you think I'll win scariest costume?","Linda, you are without a doubt the scariest person on campus.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11605,"Christ, what a night! Not even so much as a sign for five miles on that road!",That's the whole idea of living in the country. I thrive on the seclusion.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11606,If we let her get a few of her things we'll be out of your hair.,"If she calms down, I will let her in the house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11607,I bet you get to meet a lot of eligible bowlers.,"Yeah, but they're all little wannabes. I'm looking for a professional man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11608,But the rest of it? The killing headaches. The phantom smells. My inability to close my eyes without thinking a hundred things at once. It's all nothing more than bad electricity?,"In a manner of speaking. I've never encountered the olfactory hallucinations, but I'm sure they're related.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11609,"Oh, right. I'm ready. How do I look?","Great. I came to tell you to break a leg, and to give you this for good luck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11610,You've been here before?,Some nights. I have dreams. Mostly dreams I don't want. I started riding at night to fill up my mind so that when I did sleep I'd dream only of the ride and the adventure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11611,So this is something between you and him?,He stole the contract knowing that I would come after him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11612,I seem to remember knocking on your door.,"And, I remember breaking your nose. You're only alive because I didn't kill you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11613,You know I can't. Mom will never let me go.,You let me take care of your mother. You just pack your bags.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11614,I don't want you to die!,I'll never die. You tell the girls that. You honor our ancestors and I'll be there. Every night. At the table of life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11615,It took you long enough to get my ass out.,"With all those holes Nels pumped in, I knew you wouldn't suffocate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11616,Who are you guys?,"We're the guys from Vegas. You had Christy last night, but you let her get away. It's upsetting.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11617,"Slick graphics, huh? See these dudes? They're called ""Anarchy 99"", they're the bad guy bosses.",Do they have any special powers? The bosses always have special powers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11618,"Was that you? I remember that. I was only three or four, but I always heard about it growin' up. They say you're well?",Yes ma'am. I like your garage. I wouldn't never hurt you or your boy. I'd lay my hand on the Bible and say the same thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11619,How often you fight like this?,Every other Sunday. I'm heavyweight champion of the West Virginia.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11620,"Wow. That's big. I mean, sex is a really big deal. You shouldn't do it until you know you've found the right person.","You know, Adele, penguins pick one mate. They spend their whole life looking for that one other penguin and when they find it, they know. That's the penguin they stay with for the rest of their lives.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11621,I feel like we've barely spent any time together since we got here.,That's because I spend all my time with case studies and hypos.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11622,"Don't be a fool. I loved him. He wasn't worth it, but I loved him.","And now that he's safe from all other women, you can go on loving him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11623,Steve said for you to start on the boats.,I finished the boats.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11624,Doesn't make sense. How the hell does some fucking teenager get to the keys?,"Sorry, I just design the maze. Keeping the keys secure is your job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11625,"Boy, this is a mother dictionary.","Yeah, I've had it forever. I used to have this thing with marking the words that I looked up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11626,Don't want to talk to - don't want to talk to anybody. Don't want to see anybody.,But it's King Westley on the phone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11627,I'm in a car wash.,"A car wash! Wow, I've never talked to you when you've been in a car wash. Make sure you've got the windows closed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11628,Can you get me on a flight Thursday night?,"We're looking into it Bob, but they really want you to stay to do that talk show Friday. Apparently it's a really big deal. He's the Johnny Carson of Japan.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11629,The map said to go left.,Yeah and if you turned it around it would say to go right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11630,"That bastard! I'll gladly dispose of him in the name of the order, Son of Malkovich.",I'm afraid that no physical harm must come to him as long as he inhabits the vessel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11631,"But I mean, why do you need to steal? Couldn't you get a job?","Get a job doing what? You gotta be a member of a union. No union card, no job. To join the union, you gotta get the job, but you don't get the job without the card.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11632,"Mordechai, I love you. I couldn't let you do this alone.",I love you too. I'm sorry about freaking out yesterday. I was wrong.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11633,"Can we go get Rex, now? The bad man's getting awful close.","I know he is, sweetie. We'll both go get Rex right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11634,"Our baby's going to Nationals! Lincoln, Alabama, look out!",I'm gonna be on TV! Just like Diane Sawyer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11635,Do you want me to come over?,Well I want you to see the house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11636,"Love 'em, Helmuth. I give up. What are you holding in your hand?","It's Dr. Furtwängler's baton, which I stole.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11637,"Yes. No one has ever had so much, been so close. We must stop her, or it will be the end of us all.","Then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11638,"No, you're the best and I don't want you talking to anybody on the plane.","Dad already gave me this lecture. He's gonna meet me at the airport, then we'll go for some pizza, then we'll have dinner in bed with Shelly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11639,She's not Irena's child -- there's nothing of Irena in her. She's my child.,"All I have to do is look at Amy's eyes, blue and deep like yours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11640,Oh--I understand you were an important part of her education when she came to New York.,I just tried to show her the difference between the squirrels and the skunks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11641,"I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.","Well I'm a nail technician, and I think we both ought to stick to what we know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11642,"Good morning, sir. How can I help you?",A coffee and a couple of croissants.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11643,"Then, we will begin with replacing the Tibetan flag with the flag of the Motherland.",And we will begin with tearing it down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11644,"Basically, I'm completely smitten with you, and I don't care if I'm making an ass out of myself right now, because you've seen me make an ass out of myself a million times, and you still want to be my friend.","Well, yeah. You're the best friend I've ever had, even when you're being kind of evil.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11645,"If you want her to stay out of it, then stop telling her everything. You should learn how to keep a secret.",She's nosy. She hears me on the telephone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11646,Looks like Pooch's doing okay.,"He's married, he don't even know what a lesbian is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11647,You mean I have to wait for it to get even worse? Why can't they just give it to me now?,"Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11648,A new magazine! I never saw it before.,Of course you never. Only us explorers can get it. I've been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11649,I shall wear it in my hair!,"Oh, that is more beautiful than I ever imagined it! I wish I could show you to mommy and daddy. I wish you could enjoy Christmas with us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11650,"I don't care what it says! Maybe Mama was delirious, you know. She didn't know what she was saying. If she wanted to be cremated, why the hell did she let dad buy two plots, huh?","Well, she was very specific. She wanted her ashes to be thrown over Roseman Bridge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11651,Did you just hear what I just heard?,That noise don't come from no ordinary bird.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11652,Lotta scratch-marks on your door?,"Sometimes I look after friends dogs, if they go to dances, or something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11653,"You oughta lay off him. He is the president, after all.",He is a Bolshevik. He will have us at war by the end of the year. I think I'm going to run that wheelchair picture.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11654,"Central station, locker number 139 - combination JFK.","Good, wait here. It will not take long, and then you may go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11655,"Did she, or did she not smile?",She was smiling at what an asshole you are.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11656,We looked all over for you. What are you doing back here?,"Oh, I was just examining this rear hatchway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11657,It's hot in here.,It's the sauna. I keep the sauna on and it makes the whole bathroom hot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11658,Yeah. I was going to kill him from the inside.,"And yourself too in the process. God, you're so beautiful. Why couldn't I see that before?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11659,"The Navy's conclusion regarding the crash of an F-14 aboard an aircraft carrier. Female aviator, it just so happens. You're familiar with this report and its conclusion, am I right?",I was one member of the investigating commission.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11660,I've been hoping to run into you.,What for? To recover that knife you stuck in my back?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11661,"That's only our duty, Fettes. That's the end at which we aim with all this nasty business.",I suppose one must pass through this purgatory to the heaven of being a good doctor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11662,"Man, this a cool house.","Thanks, I just wish my mother had a chance to see it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11663,"Wow. You don't fool around, do you?","Of course I fool around. But not so much when it comes to my work, it's true. Have you ever read Pierre, or the Ambiguities?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11664,So Tony Pee-Pants starts ignoring Kat. He wanted to play with me.,You practically bribed him with your erector set.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11665,The hell with this. I'm goin' downstairs to get me a drink. You want somethin'?,"Yeah, get me a glass of bourbon, a shot of bourbon and a bourbon chaser.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11666,"Be quiet, you fat fool. Can't you see I'm praying?","I just said you're praying! Are you deaf too? I know you're blind, because if you had seen the tits that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11667,"So you fill it with water like this, and what have you got? A water gun.","Cool, can I get one for Vada?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11668,My goal is to make art.,"So, what, why can't you do that here? What's wrong with here? Why is somewhere else better?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11669,I wish I could say the same for myself. I was up thinking about you all night.,I thought we agreed that we were going to be friends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11670,She doesn't have a Rolodex.,I'll bet she has a call caddy right next to her phone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11671,Your eye frames. They don't seem to have any lenses in them.,They're my dad's. The lenses hurt my eyes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11672,"I thought he was a kind, gentle man?","Yes, I slept with him but that was a long time ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11673,You've obviously never had your dogs nestled in thousand dollar Italian loafers.,That explains the emptiness that haunts me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11674,"Don't fuck with me, man. You look like a clown in that stupid jacket.","This is a snakeskin jacket, and for me it's a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11675,Can you do it when it matters? As it matters in battle? Could you crush a man with that throw?,I could crush you like a roach.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11676,"What kind of a person wakes up in the morning and says to themselves, 'Think I'll nail a sixteen year old girl to a tree today'?",The same type that decides to carve into her stomach.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11677,Isn't he a little moody?,Of course he's moody. He thinks he's in love.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11678,"It's the parents' fault, really?","Let's not forget they're just kids, they don't vote.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11679,"I'm sorry, sir, this card's been declined.",It's a brand new card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11680,"Well, you tell me which bit you liked most - and I'll tell you if I enjoyed making it.",Ahm right. I liked the bit in space very much. Did you enjoy making that bit?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11681,You are my friend.,And I'm your friend - but that doesn't explain why you are always trying to come between Thea and me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11682,"Well, he agreed 100% that Bob should be dropped. And he also agreed you were a liability. But he felt his talent would make up for your weaknesses.",That sounds like Dignan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11683,Howard is a beautiful person.,Yes. He's a diamond in the rough. And I have a feeling that someday soon you'll be taking that diamond and leaving the rough.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11684,You set this up!,"Of course! That is why I placed myself here, with you, knowing Yero would pull this crap.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11685,"What can I tell you, Louis? After Nam, I didn't want to think anymore. I decided my brain was too small an organ to comprehend this chaos.","If it was any other brain but yours, I might agree. Relax, this is going to be strong.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11686,"I don't know what to tell them. How 'bout the truth? I'm doing my job to make sure they can grow up in a country where justice won't be an arcane, vanished idea they read about in history books, like the dinosaurs or the lost continent of Atlantis.","That sounds dandy, but it doesn't replace a father and a husband on Easter Day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11687,Dr. Evil? I thought I put him in jail for good.,"I'm afraid not. Earlier this week, Dr. Evil escaped from Zedel Edel Prison in Baaden Baaden and now he's planning a trap for you tonight at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swinger's Club in Picadilly Circus here in swinging London.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11688,I started out on that eye-of-newt diet the doctor gave me and wound up in the tub covered in chocolate.,"Well whatever it was, seems to have worked cause you look great.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11689,"Creamed chip beef on toast. Except we're outta beef, so I had to improvise.",Can't I get one of those steaks you got grilling back there?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11690,"It would be better that you return tomorrow, my lord.",It would be better that you tell her to get off her knees and show some civility to her six-day lord and master.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11691,Something the matter with the cuisine?,"Well Mom, I'll tell ya, when two of your friends die the same day, you let me know what it does to your appetite.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11692,"Not a bad idea. If our horses get tired they can ride your men for a change. Now, I don't mind letting you have our horses, but you must promise to put them through their maneuvers.","Oh, sure. We have horse maneuvers every morning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11693,"Man, that weed knocked Christine on her ass. She's sleeping like a baby stella.",Let's lift up her shirt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11694,You sure you don't want a ride to work?,It's just across the park.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11695,I'll pay you for your fare. I'll send you to Montana first class.,"Ma'am, first class to Montana is a waste of good money. Now, am I being too polite here or when I say no in Utah, does that mean yes in New York City?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11696,Well maybe you should go back and talk it over with him.,How about this? I stay here enjoying my Schnapps and you go back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11697,Creasy. Pinta likes him.,Pinta loves school. She'd like Count Dracula if he took her back there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11698,We do not go into your courts.,People who don't go into our courts when they're told to sometimes go directly into our jail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11699,Why'd you go into business with him?,I don't own this place. The man who does stuck me with Kelly.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11700,I was upstairs for a meeting. I've been hearing good things about you.,That tends to happen when you're the boss's daughter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11701,"Fuck you, fuck pizza, and fuck Frank Sinatra, too.","Well, fuck you, too, and fuck Michael Jordan.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11702,"We'll see if we can't make her well, Alma, you and I.","I do my best. Every day I dress her just as beautifully as if she was well. It's just like dressing a great, big doll.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11703,"It might not be far, but it's another galaxy. Black is black and white is white, and never the twain shall meet.",It looks like they've met in this apartment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11704,This isn't a death sentence. Greg has promised to teach me fly fishing. I'll garden. I'll write.,You are this museum. It won't be the same without you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11705,It seems your department doesn't believe out new unit is to the public benefit.,"A humanoid robot is like any other machine. It can be a benefit or a hazard. If it's a benefit, it's not our problem.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11706,"Oh no! There is nothing! I have everything, you have given me everything I could possibly want. I am happy every hour of the day. I only wish there was something I could give to you.","Please John, it would give me so much pleasure to give you something. Something just for yourself. Isn't there something you would like to have?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11707,Johnny? Did you see Ben?,"Yeah, for the last time, I hope. I'm done with this freak show. I'm moving back to the real world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11708,You shouldn't smoke. It'll kill you.,"Yeah, yeah, I know. Smoking kills. I'll quit someday. Doesn't it seem like all the cool people smoke?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11709,"I wanted to come home, Grandmama - and I did. I came back to my home with you.","You can't go back to find your home. Your home is in your heart, in the future that you make for yourself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11710,I'm not going out anymore. I'm not getting hurt again. This was the last time. I told you.,"You can't do anything about that. You might fall between that chair and this television. If that's what God has planned for you, that's what's going to happen. You can't hide from it in your room.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11711,"In case there's some escaped psycho killer on the loose, who cuts the electricity off and tries to come in and kill us.","Oh yeah, sure, Thelma, that lantern will come in real handy. Maybe we could tow your car behind, in case he steals the spark plugs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11712,"Working elevator. Mr. Pearlstine, the previous owner, was disabled the last ten years of his life. Highly unusual, the elevator. You will not find this in ninety percent of brownstones.",Will they take asking price? I need a two week escrow and I'm already approved for the loan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11713,"Christ, I'm getting bored.","I'm not surprised, the company you've been keeping the last ten years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11714,I've read they're using it to repair cancer cells.,And for cleaning up oil spills.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11715,"Terrific, Walter. But you haven't told me how we get her back. Where is she?","That's the simple part, Dude. When we make the handoff, I grab the guy and beat it out of him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11716,"And that's why you don't want to be a doctor, Fettes?","Not if I have to be party to things like that, Dr. MacFarlane.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11717,"Michael, come on, don't be silly. This is the quickest way. You're not going to walk all the way around?",I'm not going to walk through that shark arcade.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11718,"Whoa, check this out. She looks like you.","Wow, she's beautiful. You really think she looks like me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11719,"Yeah, well, I don't have time to screw around. I got buyers in Dallas, Houston and Vegas who are ready to snap this stuff up.","We appreciate that. But you just poured me a drink, I'd like to enjoy your hospitality for a few minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11720,"Yeah, man, he's got us a great room at the hotel and lots of chicks.",I hope so. Hundred bucks apiece is a lot of dinero.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11721,"You've had some dizzy spells. What about ringing and buzzing? Have you, uh, noticed any of that?","Yes, now-now that you mention it, uh, I-I-I have, uh, buzzing and also ringing. Ringing and buzzing. Um, am I going deaf, or something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11722,I know. I came up with it. You look nauseous.,Nauseated. I look nauseated. Oh God.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11723,"Hey, you can't kick me! You're an apparition!","What, all of a sudden you got a degree in supernatural law?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11724,Betty Sizemore. What do you mean you wrote it?,I'm Lyla Branch. I'm the Producer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11725,"""Let the sin begins"" -- that was a good one.","Well, we must get people sinning if we want to fill up our New Hell. How are things going down at City Hall?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11726,Laura just took off. She asked me to do the run today. Should I do it?,"What's with that Laura? Yeah, sure, take a look around. There's no one here anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11727,What was that all about? I thought everything must go!,"Oh yeah right, like I'm gonna let some asshole with a goatee own Goofy Gus.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11728,You're going to be over the limit.,"Listen, I could make you a long list of complaints about this fucken city but I still rather be here than up there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11729,How is old Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal? Is he still shtooping every girl he can get his hands on?,"Actually, his days of marital infidelity have long since past. Now he just shtoops my mother exclusively.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11730,I don't think so.,"Oh, I do. You made the same noise when you reached across the counter for my cash. Your muscles are thin and sadly underutilized.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11731,"Oh, so you're a warrior then?",Of course. I'm a Bendu officer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11732,Here. I'll turn down the air conditioner.,It's not the air conditioner that's making me cold. Nothing moves in here. Not even your birds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11733,He shut down your paper! You're stuck writing articles about swap meets and raffles and PTA brunches!,A good journalist can take lemons and make lemonade. I'm honing my craft.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11734,"If we don't hear from him soon, I think we better go in after him.",Sun will be down in a minute.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11735,What do you do - for a living I mean?,"Well, I'm in search of the Holy Grail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11736,Where are the papers?,I suppose they are in the truck. Are you going to take a lot of time with this?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11737,"Look, you were the one who wanted to do something different, something to tell all your friends. Any chump can go to Nassau.","Look around you baby, we're rubbing elbows with royalty, oil sheiks, this is class. You'll be envied by everyone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11738,"We've got a good arrangement, that's all. Whistler makes the weapons, I use them. The vampires die, end of story.",My mother used to say that a cold heart is a dead heart.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11739,"Swell. I get myself half-killed for you, and you reward me by stealing my assignments.",I didn't ask you to stand in the middle of that automobile race track.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11740,Yes. Your exertions below decks were no doubt exausting.,I see you had that undertaker of a manservant follow me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11741,You've been running round too much. Bet you've been forgetting your medicine.,The green capsules are in the top drawer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11742,"I'm trying to figure what angle you're playing this time, but I sure as hell can't see one.",I've given up angles for awhile. I just want to solve this thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11743,I couldn't kill Buzz. I need his help. Theo helps Millie load suitcases into the trunk of her car.,Buzz Fazeli never helps anybody but himself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11744,"Fine, fine. But I was thinkin', you know what this town really needs? A race track.","Actually, you know, that's not a bad idea. Send a signal we're growing up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11745,"Yeah, I want some pie.","Okay then, I'm gonna walk over to that counter and get us some fucking pie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11746,That was a pretty good escape act at the station. How did you do that?,I woke up in a subway. I don't know how I got there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11747,"Dickie, you can't even drive a car! No, what we need urgently is an icebox. What do you think, Tom? Agree with me and I'll be your friend for life.",I absolutely agree with Marge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11748,"I'm her only son, and she always had such high hopes for me. Medicine. Law.",But you're a superhero.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11749,"Well, I say lets tear this place apart for weapons. So when they burst through that door, we'll make 'em wish they never did.",I don't give a shit about living or dying anymore. I just want to send as many of these devils back to hell as I can.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11750,Do you understand why I came here?,"I think so. I tried to get into your cab one night, and now you want to come and take me away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11751,"No, Buddy, I'm the one he wants.","Actually, I was going to say let me have your computer if you die.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11752,You should never wish to get melodramatic over anything.,"Yes, you're right. I'm sick and tired of being like that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11753,It's going to be a long night. It could take hours before we know something. You should try to eat.,You sound like my mother.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11754,"Get it through your head, little girl. I'm not going for you. If this Toby likes you, then if I were you I'd marry him. You're not going to get much better in this town.",That's what I thought until you came riding in. I saw your car over at the gas station. It's a cool car. Want to take me for a ride? Desert's kind of lonely this time of day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11755,"There's a guard outside my door! I'm a prisoner, Nigel! Do you understand that?",Dr. Argon would say we are all prisoners.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11756,I couldn't help but notice your tattoo. That phrase? Death Before Dishonor. What does it mean?,Just that I was in the Marines.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11757,"If Junior finds us, he'll kill us both.","I killed him once, I'll just have to kill him again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11758,The pain. The fucking pain!,And you feel like you're being ripped open inside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11759,I'm serious. This is how you do it. I'm telling you.,"I know. Daddy's gonna get the Rainman suite. Vegas, baby. We're going to Vegas!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11760,The early bird gets the damn worm.,But the second mouse gets the cheese.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11761,"Chip, your ride is here.","Hey, I'm late for work. Bye, honey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11762,Only asking. I didn't know you were planning a comeback.,I hate that word. It is a return. A return to the millions of people who have never forgiven me for deserting the screen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11763,Shelly's already told me all about sex.,"She told me too, I mean, she told me she told you about sex. I personally knew about sex long before I met Shelly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11764,Did ya see what happened to anybody else?,"Me and Mr. Orange jumped in the car and Mr. Brown floored it. After that, I don't know what went down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11765,You cannot do this. I am a man of God!,"Climb to the top of the tallest ladder you can find, Father. That is the closest you ever come to God.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11766,"Well, I never had to do it before.",You put handcuffs on them and you take them to the police station.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11767,"Why, I'm assisting you, sir.",Get up from there. I don't want anybody holding the ends of my pants. Get up from there!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11768,Do you want this body?,"Well, I'll just use it for a while and get it right back to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11769,Hey there. I was beginnin' to think you wasn't comin' back. You don't look so good.,"Yeah, well, I've been around the bend a bit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11770,"Relax. One more day without drink won't kill you. Right, Sam?",I'm living proof of that sad fact.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11771,"I don't know. I had a dream. In fact, the night I met you. In the dream the world was dark because there weren't any robins. You know, birds. Robins stood for love, and all of a sudden thousands of robins flew down and brought this blinding light of love. And it felt like that love would be the only thing that would make any difference. I guess, until the robins come there is trouble.",Yeah I guess so. You're a neat girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11772,You know how that Toby is. Thinks every man he sees is after his Jenny.,More like Jenny is after every man she sees.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11773,You've never once said anything even remotely nice to me.,You make me nervous! I always feel like you're going out of your way to make me feel uncomfortable so you can laugh at me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11774,"I feel fidgety, ma. Not right at all.","Lan's, I'd think you was having the baby, to hear you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11775,It'll take hours. You can't make me do this.,"You're right, I can't make you do it. Besides, you're probably gonna be too busy with the Franchise Tax Board anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11776,"You know, Mr. Chairman, at Harvard I used your writings in my class.",What a waste of time. My writings mean absolutely nothing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11777,"Hello, Colonel! Want a lift?","Well, I wouldn't mind. But my name's Daniel Stone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11778,"She likes old movies like I do, that's all. Besides, she doesn't really know me. She thinks she does, but she doesn't. Maybe it's because she's Mormon and I'm Catholic.","Maybe it's because she's beautiful and she knows it and try as she might to not let that screw her up, it's inevitable that it will in some way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11779,The people want you made Dalai Lama.,"Then, I am lucky. I am still too young.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11780,"If she was sitting here, then it's facing the wrong way. What are these smears in the blood?","It looks like she was flailing, trying to get away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11781,She's a cacophony of contradictions.,"Well, I'm writing another article on the cacophony.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11782,"Servants, Masters, it's ridiculous. Alfred is the sweetest, most noble man alive and he's subjugated all his life and dreams to someone else.",Alfred and Bruce are like family.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11783,You've been shadowing the family for thirty years. It's only fitting you give one af us away.,I've grown very fond of you and Michael both.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11784,"Sal, I want my money.",Don't even ask about your money. Your money wouldn't even pay for that window you smashed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11785,"No, we just had lunch at the hotel with my brother and his new wife. She told me all the dirt. I forgot how interesting things can get around here. It was so good to see them. The last time we visited they were in Europe. He is doing so well. He ordered champagne. For lunch! I nearly died.",I nearly died when we split the bill.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11786,I thought you were gonna throw these?,"I had a better idea, we'll burn them. There's a drum across the road. I was just waiting for the workers to go home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11787,I know. You won two games against him and left the auditorium at eight forty five. Where did you go after that?,To my room and then I went for a walk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11788,"Leave us alone, Stephens. Leave the people of this town alone. You can't help.",You can help each other. Several people have agreed to let me represent them in a negligence suit. Your case as an individual will be stronger if I'm allowed to represent you together as a group.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11789,Did you hide the letters?,Yes. They're in this antique doll house in my room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11790,How the hell were they smart enough to find us?,Smart? Sure. That's why I'm sitting in this plane and they're down there blowing me kisses.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11791,"Rose, we have a crisis. I am sure that you are aware of the horrible allegations against Jim Cunningham.","Yes, I saw the news. Something about a kiddie-porn dungeon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11792,"You sure run a tight-assed ship 'round here, don't ya!",Yes. Now run along like a good boy and see that you wash up properly.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11793,"What kind now, Leo?","I don't know. Let's see. We've had chocolate, vanilla, banana - let's go green.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11794,I said I was sorry.,Don't be sorry. Just run over there and get me my pop before I die of thirst.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11795,"It's not that I'm drunk, I'm just beginning to see what my Mum was talking about. What was my mother like back in the Sixties? I'm dying to know.","She was very groovy. She was so in love with your Dad. If there was one other cat in this world that could have loved your Mum and treated her as well as you Dad did, it was me. But, unfortunately for yours truly, that train has sailed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11796,Besides I'd look foolish. I couldn't look Gallagher in the face.,"Darling, I don't care whether you can look Gallagher in the face or not, but you're gonna be a good boy and wear garters.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11797,"Joey, a garbage file holds miscellaneous data. Junk. Bits of stuff that's been erased, man.","I copied it from Ellingson, okay? They're asking me about it, alright? Will you take a look for me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11798,"I was hoping to perhaps direct some episodes myself, if not the pilot soon after.","I want a hot, young white director. Maybe the kid, that pheenom who just did that hot new sexy Madonna video.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11799,"God, you're getting huge. How many months has it been now?",Almost eight. You wouldn't believe how weird I look naked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11800,What about the report from an eyewitness at the liquor store who said one of the brothers was shot?,"This can't be confirmed at this time, but we do believe it to be true. We have reason to believe it was the youngest brother Richard, and he was shot in the vicinity of his neck and shoulders by the store's clerk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11801,I'm sure he'll forgive you.,"He already did, but I want God to forgive me too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11802,"What did your dad tell you to do to Buzz? Theo scrambles up the lane on hands and knees. Junior catches him, grabbing his ankles.",He told me to play Blue-Face with Buzz. I like games.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11803,"This piece of puke hired me to kill you, baby. Do you believe that? Isn't that right, Tran? You pinhead.",Oh my God. I don't believe this is happening.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11804,Maybe I should go home and grade papers. Owwww.,My head is suddenly killing me. Maybe it's from all the learning today.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11805,Where are you taking us now anyway?,The fourth moon of Yavin. I've given the coordinates to Chewbacca.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11806,"And, Nicky being Nicky, he made his presence known.","Especially at the casino, where he definitely did not work, people got the message.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11807,Did something happen? Are you alright?,Yes I'm fine. Everything is ok. It's fine. Everything is fine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11808,You're going to burn up in those.,The white reflects the sun; it keeps you cooler. That's why they wear them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11809,God! And why didn't you come tonight? We all had a terrific time. I really think you would have enjoyed yourself.,I'm going through a period of my life where I just can't be around people. I didn't want to wind up abusing anyone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11810,It's another demonstration against the king. This is the wildest yet.,"My God, these people mean to go to war! They really mean it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11811,"That's right, you did. Have you made any friends there?",I'm not running for Mr. Popularity.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11812,"Pablo used his influence. Now, George, watch what you say. Everybody hears everything. A lot of things get said and done that, well, let's just say this isn't America. Life is cheap here, you know? No offense, but you know what I'm saying?",Yeah. Keep my mouth shut and let you do the talking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11813,"Basically. Yeah. If I go back now, I do a full thirty years, no time off. Can you imagine looking at that?",I don't have to. I don't rob banks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11814,"He's fragile, man! He's very fragile!","Huh. I did not know that. Well, it's water under the bridge. And we do enter the next round-robin, am I wrong?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11815,Old ties are hard to cut.,"No. I mean, yes they are, but I was talking about that. Wheat King. Bet your bottom dollar that's a Wheat King thresher.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11816,I could fuck this icebox I love it so much. What were you actually doing in New York?,I played piano in a few places.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11817,"God, you scared the shit out of me. You must be crazy coming here.",Of course I'm crazy. Ask my mom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11818,All of it. As much as you've got. A couples thousand pounds. I'll be back in a week with a plane.,"Listen, Americano. It is very nice to meet you, but maybe we are going too fast. You take a little and then come back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11819,It's not that easy. Maybe you can take chances; maybe you can wander around like some stray wherever you please. I can't. I don't want to be alone. I need to know I'm going to be taken care of.,You need a meal ticket is what you mean. Some guy you can latch onto just long enough for him to get you out of here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11820,"It's not just art, it's history. Something you Americans don't care about, because you haven't got any.",That's because we live in the future. Which is what's on my mind.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11821,Okay. I'm way over here. Is that better?,"It's a little better, but you still look angry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11822,Did you like it? Me watching you?,"I guess. I've got an ego, same as any man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11823,"My son will be all right. If he isn't, I'll have you killed.",Your kid's in the back here. He's crying.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11824,Give me your word of honor that that's all you're going to do.,"For what it's worth now, Harold Ryan, the clown, gives his sacred word.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11825,Diane Court doesn't go out with guys like you. She's a brain.,Trapped in the body of a gameshow hostess.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11826,"Rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, have you ever been in love?","Yes. I loved my husband, Rex.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11827,Yes. I shall repay the world for sentencing me to a life without the warmth of human comfort. I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham and then the world.,"Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on Earth except us. A chance for mother nature to start again. Plants and flowers are the oldest species on the planet yet they are defenseless against man. Sorry hon, this is for science. Behold the dawn of a new age.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11828,I used to work at the Diplomat.,Do you know how to open the safe there? Our government needs to use the hotel and the room keys are in the safe. You must open it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11829,"A visual record, yes. A before-and-after kind of thing. This could make your reputation.",Maybe we should start with a portrait of the artist. People might like to see the face behind the makeup.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11830,"Actually, it's more the plunging head first into the crowd part that gets me.",Oh right. The Spiderman incident.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11831,Maybe we could just run away to Tahiti and live on the beach.,That's the best idea I've heard in a long time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11832,"Da Vinci made the real directions in a secret script that I decoded. The way the machine is running now, the gold will produce too quickly, clog, and the machine will shut itself down. Isn't it wonderful?","Yeah, but what would happen if that little mirror came out of the crystal?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11833,"You mean, did he try to jump me? No, but he was kind of talkative.",He gets that way when he's nervous sometimes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11834,I don't want that. I want to be with you.,And I want to be with someone who understands the meaning of the word commitment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11835,"I see, off to strike it rich, Huh. All right, fine, wish you Luck. Tell you this though, never was a rich man yet didn't wind up with a guilty conscience.",Already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11836,"I had to weave a little enchantment on the bees so I could get some honey, and I didn't feel up to using any more magic just yet. Anyway, I was in less danger than you'll be in today.",So you were stealing their honey? They should have killed you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11837,Hey buddy. You okay?,"Of course I am. I feel the testosterone coursing through my veins, now that I've gotten the stitches removed from my arm and the chiropractor fixed my back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11838,"True. But I've known him my whole life, and I don't feel like I know him at all. Or ever will.","I know it's not easy. Just remember, he didn't choose to be your father and you didn't choose to be his son. You just ended up together. You could pick numbers out of a dark bag and it'd be just the same. If you ask me, it's a wonder parents and children can stand each other at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11839,"Okay! Okay, fuck it! Use the basement! Get off me!","We need some towels, Lou. We need replacement light bulbs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11840,You said we were criminals. What did you mean?,You're both embezzling. I saw the records.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11841,"There are some things, my dear Conway, I deeply regret I may not discuss.","You know, that's the fourth time you've said that today. You should have a record made of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11842,"Your cornea is terrific. Tell me, since you're such expert on things, can it be that I'm falling in love with you?","You are bringing in wrong values. Love is a romantic designation for a most ordinary biological, or shall we say chemical, process. A lot of nonsense is talked and written about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11843,"With all due respect, Bill, I'm not asking your permission.","Well, you goddamn well should. You walk into my life, give me the worst news a guy can get, have me dancing on the heads of pins with my business and with my family, and now you're spooning with my daughter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11844,"I waited to get your autograph, but you never came outside.","I apologize. When I play Dracula, I put myself into a trance. It takes me much time to re-emerge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11845,I'm Michael Corleone. This is my father. What happened to the detectives who were guarding him?,Oh your father just had too many visitors. It interfered with the hospital service. The police came and made them all leave just ten minutes ago. But don't worry. I look in on him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11846,"Your rage is a very great power, but it blinds you to your heart.",My heart died a long time ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11847,"You're a substance abuser, Case. Your pancreas was shot. Wouldn't have lasted out the year. We did you a favour and liberated you from a dangerous dependency in the bargain.","Thanks, but I was enjoying that dependency.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11848,What do you want. Amy?,I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to tell you about the other children.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11849,Them boys was tryin' to pull me down pretty hard.,You're strong though. You let me make them touchdowns so I'd feel good. My daddy used to do that kind of thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11850,"It's really nice up here, isn't it?","I love it. I really do. I've never been this happy, or comfortable anywhere.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11851,We might as well start a fire.,Go ahead. Get in training for the pioneer life. I'm finding the nearest body of water and climbing into it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11852,"Oh, just dropping off a coffee cup. Jim left it last time he was over. It was on the dash of the car. You were, you know, reading, so I thought I'd just catch some air. Let's eat.",Oh right. The mustache coffee cup. The one that was sitting on the dash.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11853,Our E.P.S. was one fifty last quarter. We're up eight cents per share.,"But, the expectation was ten. And, in this case, expectation is everything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11854,"There's something out there for me, Dad. Something different. Something free form, you know? Something for me, and college just isn't it.",That's too bad. You would have been the first one in the family.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11855,"Ah yes, the riots. We have food stocks on the wharves right now, no?",That food has spoiled. That is why it was not shipped to the army.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11856,"Oh, you want out of hell, huh?",Well of course he wants out of hell! The whole point of hell is that you don't want to be here!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11857,"I thought it was what you wanted, Clarence.",It is what I want. But I don't want to spend the next ten years in jail. I don't want you guys to go to jail. We don't know what could be waiting for us up there. It'll probably be just what it's supposed to be. The only thing that's waiting for us is two hundred thousand dollars. I'm just looking at the downside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11858,Three fuckin' jackpots in twenty minutes? Why didn't you pull the machines? Why didn't you call me?,"Well, it happened so quick. Three guys won. I didn't have a chance to call you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11859,"Amber, I'm sorry. I really am. But you know the rules. All talent costumes have to be ok'd by Gladys before the pageant.","But, doesn't someone taking your costume so you can't compete, overrule that rule?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11860,"Listen, Captain Cold, the suit, maybe, even though silver went out in the '70s. But those boots are unforgivable. What is it with men?","I'd love to stand here all day and exchange fashion tips but I'm kind of pressed for time. So hand over the diamond, Garden Gal, or I turn you into mulch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11861,"Max, I've got a hit series.","Yeah, I know; but you're adding fake laughs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11862,"No, I'm really grounded. When I got in late the other night, my father was waiting up for me.","If you don't want to go with me just say so. Say 'Kenny, I don't want to make love to you' but don't use your dad as an excuse. I'm so sick of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11863,"Oh, that's marvelous. So you're almost into your second trimester, then?","Yeah, apparently. I'm having it on May 4.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11864,Every valuable item in the house was on that list.,That doesn't make any difference. I bought those earrings for my mother on her birthday. They have a very special value for her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11865,"God, it's wonderful to see you. Where's Greg?",He's over at the boat show. He'll be by later. It's so beautiful here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11866,A hunger strike? For what?,To free Terrance and Phillip.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11867,"I want this one, daddy.","Ok. If you want this room, you can have it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11868,"A long time ago I learned how to put fear away in a little place in my head. Maybe that's my problem. If you don't feel fear you can do some amazing things, but you can also screw your life up in ways you can't imagine.","I must be healthy, then, because I'm scared to death. I guess I'd better get back to Yorgi.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11869,"Why she gotta be a ho, just cause she wants to get with me?",She's a ho cause she's sending her coochie through the mail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11870,You have to wonder why anybody would dump a marshmallow that size right in the middle of the street.,I wonder if there might not be a very large cup of hot chocolate somewhere in the area.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11871,You keep a bat under your seat?,"Recently, yes! So I run up behind this guy, and start bashing his brains in with this bat, and it made me feel happy! Did you ever see The Untouchables?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11872,"Hey, there goes Principal Collins!",He's so modest. Probably embarrassed by all the attention.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11873,"I think that would probably make you the happiest. When I'm hoofing, I mean really doing my thing, hitting it, nothing compares to that feeling in the world.",I envy you. That's the way I want to feel about my work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11874,"Georgie, what's with the stag footage?? You said you were cutting in establishing shots!`",I did. I established some tits and ass.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11875,You're not paying for this. It's quite enough that you let me sit at your table.,I never pay for anything. They just keep me here to amuse the guests.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11876,"You say murder, but you have no idea what happened. You don't remember doing it, so it's out of your control.",I think I turned into a werewolf and killed him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11877,"They don't blame you. When a bank employee does this they understand. You get your life back. Anyway, I bet you hated that bank.","Even so, I always felt the decision to burst in and rob it very much remained with me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11878,Looks like somebody cut off his ring finger.,Well now I'd say that's the least of Mr. Diebold's problems.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11879,I want to go down there.,You can only go with attendants and a big ceremony.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11880,"Yeah, the Cowboy. This guy, the Cowboy, wants to see you. Jason said he thought it would be a good idea.","Oh, Jason thought it would be a good idea for me to meet the Cowboy. Should I wear my ten gallon hat and my six shooters?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11881,Oh yeah. Moonan. I remember now. Thanks.,"Well he's in town and he sure as shit remembers you. What are we going to do about this, Jake? We can't afford to have a fed onto us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11882,Morning Sheriff. Got my drapes.,Well it's about time. Looks like you found yourself a helper too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11883,"Were you going somewhere tonight, Jeff?","Yeah. The Graduation Dance, Mr. Hand. It's the last school event of the year.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11884,I got pinched in the elevator.,"Well, now you know how the other half lives.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11885,We'll be at the Fallbrooks. The number's next to the phone.,"I know, and next to that is the police, hospital, fire, and probably National Guard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11886,Mr. Yelburton will be busy for some time.,Well I'm on my lunch hour. I'll wait.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11887,"When they were found competent before, they had already killed fifty people. Other than the fact they're a disciplinary problem, which frankly shouldn't surprise anyone, I still don't see where this situation is any different then it was before. So, I ask you again, Mr. McClusky, what's changed?","What's changed, Mr. Gayle, is our minds. We felt they were competent a year ago. A year has passed, sir, a year where they were under close observation, day in and day out, and their behaviour has led us to believe we were wrong.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11888,You're a silly girl.,"Yes, I am a silly girl, for not having seen sooner that you were nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11889,"Identity of whom? You got a girl, doesn't even have a driver's license? .. She's untraceable, John .. You need fifty detectives on this.",That's what I'm here for. I want you to come and see Citrine with me. He's not gonna hear it from me but I know he'd listen to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11890,"I'm tellin' you now, when I read this, it better not make me look bad.","Jake, did I ever make you look bad before?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11891,You greased the rails!,"I greased the rails for a guy who wanted to say yes. I helped him to say yes, alright? You're not a robot, Jeff! That's all. You got a mind of your own, don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11892,"You do if you're where I am. Where you want to be. How'd you get that punch in the stomach, Roy?",I tripped over a chair.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11893,How many onions does it say to use?,Three. And add some basil.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11894,"Paul, I've sent my soldiers to rescue the Lady Prime Minister, she'll need a room.","Yes sir, but these people cannot stay here. I've heard you have a refugee center at the airport Stadium?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11895,"Depends on the mind. But eventually, it will crack and his alpha pattern will change from this to this.","When it does, Morpheus will tell them anything they want to know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11896,It's not often an Emperor like you calls on creatures like us.,"Well rest easy, I'm not angry with either of you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11897,I'd like to spend a night with you in a bed.,"We can do that when we're very, very old.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11898,To James. I remember what it was I was going to say. We were talking about forgetfulness. The Czech writer Kundera has one of his characters say that the struggle of man against tyranny is the struggle of memory against forgetting.,History books are first onto the bonfires.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11899,"In basic English, what does all this mean?",Basic English? There's no way this spacecraft was constructed on our planet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11900,"Ed, this spaghetti sauce is delicious.","Thanks. It's actually the only thing I know how to make. Hey, can you grab that strainer?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11901,"Well, you were the kind of person who came to the Artful Dodger and I was the kind of person who deejayed at the Artful Dodger. You wore jeans and T-shirts, and so did I. And I still do, and you don't.","Because I'm not allowed to. I still do, after work. So, what? Should we just break up? Is that what you're saying? Because if you are, I'm going to run out of patience.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11902,"They're not in any pain. We keep their heads pretty well stocked with dopamine and endorphins. Plus, we maintain careful control over their serotonin levels. Don't want 'em to drift off to sleep, but they can't be kept too awake, either.",It helps if you don't think of them as human.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11903,"You're not gonna break him with a $2,000 bet.","This is just a test. The big one comes later. Be careful with that though, it's all I got.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11904,"I'm just explaining to you what I'm doing here. Case you think I come to rob the place, rip off any of this dusty old shit the man has.","I'd never make you as a burglar, not in that outfit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11905,"Allison, I think I did some very, very bad things. I mean very bad.",Trevor things like this happen to people who experience temporary memory loss. Everybody does things they regret. You just couldn't remember doing these things and now you are so it's a shock to the system. I'm telling you. You will never get better if you keep blaming yourself for your wife's death.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11906,"You really love me, don't you?",You know I do. I even wrote you into my will.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11907,"Honey, he is Mr. Right.","Yes, I think so. He adores her, it's almost pitiful the way he worships her. I just hope she isn't too much for him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11908,"Constanzia, we expected you last week. We sent the car to pick you up at the airport last week.","I know, it was chaos. But anyway, here I am, one week late. This is for my Mama. You remember Merle?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11909,"Rick, I really think I'm in love.",This is cause for celebration. She'll probably charge half price for sex from now on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11910,Is this an gritty exposé or a candy ass press release?,Write what you want. Just try not to make it so obvious that you're crazy about me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11911,We all do. But now I understand you're eager to get back to work -- and not the kind of work that we're all expecting.,That's true. I can reveal that I am considering a career in politics.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11912,How deep does it get? That water's cold and I can't swim.,It's okay. I have my Senior Lifesaving card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11913,He says the hair is longer and lighter.,"That was how I ended up in a barber shop quartet in Skokie, Illinois.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11914,"What could there be except just another hill? In any event, I'm not curious. At the moment, it seems to me we should be concerned about getting home. I'd give anything to be in London right now.","Of course you would. If ever we get out of this place, the thing for you to do is to take that job with Helen's father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11915,"I am looking for Monsieur George Varlac who resides in the Rue de Frelicot. Do you know him, monsieur?","Very well, Citizen Lieutenant. You have come to the right place, for I am Citizen Varlac.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11916,Why don't you go lie down?,I don't want to lie down. I've been lying down enough.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11917,"You came to tuck me in. That's quite a switch. I am looking for my brother, Wilfred. He is first butler to the Maharajah of Mirajanpore. But Mirajanpore is a floating court, it travels across India, so Wilfred can be rather difficult to find.",I guess they don't have fax machines on elephants.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11918,"Yeah, well, uh, you're not so smart, chief, 'cause I'm moving out to L.A.","Ah, that's nice. They have many convenience stores there for you to stand in front of.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11919,And the lies. Gamblers are born liars.,And superstitious too. It's like witchcraft.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11920,How did we ever stand each other in that same plane for three years?,"You know, every day for three years I asked myself that same question?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11921,Maybe I like to find out about a man first. Maybe I like to know what he's made of.,"I'm just flesh and blood, baby. That and a few memories of bad women, just like most guys. But you already know that. You read my fortune. Thanks for the lemonade.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11922,How do we follow a raven we can't even see?,Send Oona up above the tree tops. She be our eyes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11923,"That was a long one. My father used to say that whenever you saw one, it was a soul going to heaven.",I like that. Aren't we supposed to wish on it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11924,"I was goin' to the secret place. I borried one of your books to take down there. You ain't mad, are you?",Naw. You can look at all the books you want to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11925,I'm starvin' like Marvin.,My world world famous arroz con pollo will be ready very soon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11926,I take it you are referring to the Ludovico Technique?,"I don't know what it's called, father. All I know is that it gets you out quickly and makes sure that you never get in again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11927,So the chest is still out there somewhere?,"Yes. So, as soon as Zimmer shows up, we'll get our check and blow this pop stand before anyone finds out anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11928,So far all we got is a shit smell on the twelfth floor and we almost fried a Puerto Rican bellboy.,All right. Let's cool the negative vibes. These monsters can sense them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11929,"But, we're all going to Heaven!","I'm going to the Fourth World! It's like Heaven, only better because there aren't any Christians.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11930,"I knew that feuds still went on, but I didn't think people like you and the General would be involved.",It is more than a feud between two families. He stole my mother away from her people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11931,Would that impress you? I mean you're the kinda woman that probably has Ferrari written all over your personal ad.,"Actually, I'm more interested in the man behind the wheel more than the manufacturer. So what is it that you have that makes you a materialistic fool?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11932,What did you do that for? It makes him mean as a snake.,That dog was mean before I met him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11933,What I've always wanted was to teach you.,"All right. If you can take back the sword in three moves, I'll let you teach me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11934,And why wouldn't we have a radio like this?,Because this is a Chinese radio.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11935,Is it true you're going to interview Dr. Furtwängler today?,"I'll ask the questions, Helmuth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11936,He's going to help the police. Your daddy is going to be a hero.,My daddy is going to be a hero? Like Power Rangers?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11937,A meeting? What are you even saying?,It's a amusing anecdote about a drug deal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11938,It's safer if we stay together.,"Colonel, I didn't request this transfer because you're my father. I requested it because I believe in this cause and this is where I can do the most good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11939,They're Biblical. They were prophets.,"Well, personally, I never went for church names.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11940,I don't understand. Are you expecting me to kill him?,Well somone's got to suffer for this Doctor. You've got to be merciful and quick. Excuse me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11941,"We don't know how, but Sid 6.7 made himself into an android.",You mean a nano-tech synthetic organism.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11942,I just got goosebumps.,It's all going to work. We're going to save the world.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11943,"If we're going to identify the source of the mutation, we need to isolate your recombinant DNA so we can activate positional genomes.","I guess you'll need to give me a physical, so we know what got zapped.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11944,Juno was nice enough to bring this by for us.,I came over as soon as I got that cold ultrasound goo off my pelvis. My stepmom verbally abused the ultrasound tech so we were escorted off the premises.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11945,"Are you always this funny, or only on days when you're wanted for murder?","My philosophy is if you don't have a sense of humor, you're better off dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11946,"What brings you down from Boston, Jake? Taking advantage of the long weekend?",My wife and I are just taking a little vacation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11947,We are not a saloon act. We do not take tips from dirty old men.,I was gonna split it with you guys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11948,So how was it? What was he doing?,"Oh, you know, not a lot. Just hanging around his apartment. I think he must be a lonely man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11949,This gal's married to I think a Philosophy professor at UC Santa Barbara.,So what's a professor's wife doing waitressing? Obviously that's over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11950,There's nothing we can do. It's just a matter of time before they unlock this room. There goes my model. There goes our last refuge.,We're not going to wait here like cornered animals. I can tell you that. We need help. I'm going to talk to that little girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11951,I didn't finish talking to you!,"Well I'm done talking to you. What do I have to do, draw you a diagram!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11952,Nobody's gonna catch him sleeping. Don't worry about him.,"Oh, I wasn't worrying. I saw him saddling up and thought he was ready to leave.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11953,Damn it. What the hell are they doing? They're up to something.,I don't care what they're doing as long as they're doing it way over there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11954,"Take good care of yourself, okay?","You too. And make sure the light is green before you cross the street. Oh, by the way, I liked your book. I think you're a hell of a good writer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11955,"He is just being like all parents, concerned about the ones they love.","I don't need that kind of love. And I don't want to be reminded all the time that Big Mama's grandmother was born in slavery. If you really care about me, just tell me how I can make money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11956,"Oh yeah. I'm kind of a deadbeat lab partner, huh?",I don't mind. You definitely bring something to the table.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11957,Figure they don't want to mess with us anymore than we want to mess with them.,"Look at you, not even breaking a sweat. You're cool, boy. You're cool.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11958,"First rip-off, man! Supposed to be 225 bucks a week! You know what this sucker says?? $143.80! Federal tax! State tax! Social Security tax!",That's so you're still getting some money when you hit 65.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11959,"And besides, it's probably too late, anyhow.",Way too late. Buzz Fazeli is history. Too late for what?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11960,You guys used to work together?,Yeah and he can't stand it that I tried to do something to better myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11961,So what brings you here?,I'm looking at new cars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11962,The Wizard of Oz? Is he good or is he wicked?,"Oh, very good, but very mysterious. He lives in the Emerald City, and that's a long journey from here. Did you bring your broomstick with you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11963,"We give them something. We tell them we'll remove the missiles from Turkey say, six months from now so that there appears to be no linkage. We also tell them if they go public about it, we deny it and the deal is off.",And we do it under the table so we can disavow any knowledge of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11964,I had the last strawberry in the refrigerator.,There were three strawberries.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11965,I didn't notice him.,We walked right passed him. He's following us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11966,Have a seat. I'm wracking my brain over this Malkovich thing.,We saw his show at the Luxor last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11967,But you knew what they were training you for?,Of course. I was going to be James Bond.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11968,No. I'm airsick you asshole! Where the hell did these reindeer learn to fly?,I don't know. Why don't you ask them sir?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11969,Really! Is it gone?,"Yeah, along with most of your furniture and a lot of your personal possessions. This one took some work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11970,"And live on your salary, I suppose?","Yeah, live on my salary. That is until I finish writing my play.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11971,You mean -- you really want to draw me?,Indeed. I'd pay for the privilege of drawing your head.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11972,It's not what I heard.,Well you've just been talking to the wrong people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11973,"Boy, I can't even remember the last time he was in a picture.","It's a shame. He's such a rest actor, and nobody uses him anymore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11974,Jon -- there's something I have to know. Did you love me once?,"Yes, I loved you. I left the earth when I lost you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11975,Do you love your father?,Everyone loves my father. He's a very likeable guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11976,"So you need to change, right?",Do you mind? This fabric is so uncomfortable.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11977,Once it's spent you won't have to worry about it.,Be like a weight off your shoulders.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11978,I don't care what you say about him. The boy has got it bad.,"He's always got it bad as long as I'm running in the other direction. Don't be fooled, he's no different than any other guy. He knows how to chase and that's it. Once he's caught you, he don't know what to do. So he runs away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11979,"A Fed, I shoulda known. Who else would have this kind of budget? Now you're gonna hit me with the sales pitch.","Alright, Cage, you've got me. This is one of those moments. ""Many are called, few are chosen"", that kind of thing. Your government needs you. Are you up for the challenge?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11980,Some people don't think it's healthy.,"Well, it's true you have to be careful things don't spoil, especially with mayonnaise or cream.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11981,"Where is your cousin Clark, by the way?","He's off doing a top secret uh, investigation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11982,"Thank you, Spearchucker. I'll certainly take a look at these. Where the hell did you ever get that name?",I used to throw the javelin.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11983,I was looking for that blue sweater that you borrowed which I found balled up in the bottom of your closet. Now why did you lie to me? Where did you go?,"I had to see Bobby. I know you really don't like Bobby, but there was a problem and I didn't think you would understand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11984,"I see. Well, it is not my fault that thou art tiny. So if it is charity yer after, then be gone with ye, ye foul demon.","I am not asking for alms, but rather the ear of a kind man with a noble heart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11985,"His son is worse than he was. He's smoother, so you don't always hear him coming, but he'll do anything to keep his range free.",I'm worried what he's going to do when he finds out you boys are back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11986,Stop it. Are you saying my husband is defrauding me?,I don't know. All I know is that he told me a lot of things and so far not one of them has been true.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11987,"Mom! For the last fucking time, I'm telling you, Laura didn't want to get married! She is not that kind of girl, to use a phrase. That's not what happens now.","Well I don't know what happens now, apart from you meet someone, you move in, she goes. You meet someone, you move in, she goes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11988,What the hell are you doing?,What does it look like I'm doing? I'm editing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11989,You could've hit me.,Only in the leg or the thigh. You'd live but you just wouldn't wear shorts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11990,"How do you know so much about this junk, Plato?","I had to go to a head-shrinker. I only went twice though. My mother said it cost too much, so she went to Hawaii instead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11991,"Refusal to pay alimony is a jailable offense, Fletch.",What about breaking and entering? Are you wearing anything under that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11992,"Lee, Clarence. Please don't insult me. Call me Lee.","OK, sorry, Lee. I just wanna tell you ""Coming Home in a Body Bag"" is one of my favorite movies. After ""Apocalypse Now"" I think it's the best Vietnam movie ever.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11993,"No, I don't. I'm alone. We all are. Especially here. The world's unjust. The respect fools get. The disrespect I get.","What is it you want? Respect? I have respect for you, just for making this call. One philosopher said ""Sadness is a sin against the richness of the world."" Think about it. Feel it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11994,Where did you get this gun?,I bought it in a pawn shop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11995,"You'd be surprised how often you see the same people, get the same fare. People have patterns. They do more or less the same things every day. I can tell.","Well, I don't go to the Plaza every night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11996,"No, no, you did fine. I'd even say well done. Besides, most of the ones you killed probably deserved it, don't you think?","No, I do not think so. I don't think that killing each other will ever bring peace.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_11997,Why do you even need a ride? You could walk there in two minutes.,It's just an excuse for us to spend time with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11998,"Hey, wasn't it around here that the Donner party got snowbound?",I think that was farther west in the Sierras.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_11999,Why did you sign up?,It was a job. So I get sent to the only place in the world they call you nigger to your face.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12000,"Your freedom has cause more pain and suffering in the world than any plan I ever dreamed of. Face it, freedom failed.","That's why right now is a very groovy time, man. We still have freedom, but we also have responsibility.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12001,"I mean, you blew off our date at last minute.",So you hop on to the next best thing? I thought you were different from other guys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12002,"We should go soon. If Dad catches us smoking down here, we're dead.",So let's go. This place creeps me out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12003,"Mister Señor Love Daddy, I'd like to dedicate the next record to my heart, Tina.",Alright. Let me play this record while I go to work on my chicken parmigiana hero with extra cheese and extra sauce.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12004,"You were up late last night, too, Rose.","Yes, sir. I had to go to the bathroom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12005,We haven't talked since college and now you wait two weeks before my wedding to say something like this?,"I know, I probably should have said it two weeks ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12006,"I can't, dummy. He'll see that the pack's been opened. You're such a dumbhead.","OK, then. I'm gonna go back to the store and buy my own pack and smoke 'em all myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12007,"You said don't do it, boss.","That's right. I said don't do it. Did you listen to me? No. You wanted the money. So, I lent you twenty large. Now it's been three weeks and you ain't paid a dime. What do you think that makes me look like on the street? I don't do something to you and everyone will think they can skate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12008,I was driven out.,And now you live in a small village miles away from all you knew.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12009,It works. You should try it sometime.,The next time I walk into a bank.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12010,Mr. Forman would like to see you in his office.,"Okay, in a minute, I'm on with a client.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12011,"Wow. You two really have something going, don't you?",I think we're falling in love.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12012,Correction. This spunky monkey on my right is Terry Macey. And we are your Minnesota American Teen Princess State Board.,We're also the co-founders of the Minnesota Modeling Academy. Applications are at the tiki bar. We'll wave the fifty dollar application fee if you list a friend and put her address.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12013,Are you jealous? I thought you said you didn't care what he did.,"I'm not jealous, and I don't care. I just know he doesn't like Katrina and I don't think he should toy with her emotions like that. She seems so nice and all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12014,No I didn't. I hate the brown stuff. It's gross.,All it is is onions and gravy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12015,This is America. There is nothing you can not buy.,So why all the secrecy? Why aren't you guys working with the US military?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12016,"So anyway, they closed the doors, and she starts to scream. I've never in my life heard anyone scream quite like that.",And then you got up and you told them to turn the plane around.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12017,The sets were good.,"The sets were excellent. Everything was big, you know, all the rubbish, coke cans, sweet wrappers, dustbins, so when you were watching it you felt cat size. It was really clever.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12018,Class of eighty-six! I didn't know you were there.,I was a sophomore when I got the call my parents were dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12019,"Some of these guns are like toys, but a Smith and Wesson, man, you can hit somebody over the head with it and it will still come back dead on. Nothing beats quality. You interested in an automatic?",I want a .32. Revolver. And a palm gun. That .22 there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12020,You always want to run everything.,"If you don't like it, you can resign from the company.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12021,"But, hell, this is nothing compared to Venezuela. When I was Vice President, Ike sent me down there like a blocking back. They threw rocks, broke out our windows, almost overturned the car. Read Six Crises, Bob. Boy, Pat was brave!","Yeah, we've got to get our vice president off the golf course and back there on the college circuit. That's top priority.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12022,"She broke up with her boyfriend. Listen, babe, we needja back. You gotta follow up on the jumper, find the human interest in the grim, unending tale of woe that pours from the wounded heart of the heartless metropolis.","The story behind the story, the ugly scandal behind the falling millionaire. The dirt, you mean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12023,I insist that you have it.,"Very well, but it will only sit gathering dust.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12024,"Good morning, sweetheart. Beautiful day.","Yes, it's so nice I thought I'd work outside.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12025,Good. They'll never catch him. There's not a mount in the kingdom can outrun a unicorn.,There are many would pay a king's ransom for a few drops of unicorn blood.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12026,Quite a bit you didn't tell me.,When I joined up I took an oath of secrecy. I told you what you needed to know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12027,When did you first do business with this Bertrand?,"Oh, I first heard these street cats jiving about him back in '56, '57 when I lived down in the Quarter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12028,Don't worry about it. They're perfectly safe. We can pick them up after school. My mom won't be home. It's no problem.,All right. After school we double-time it to your house for the tix before heading to the train station for the 2:45 to Detroit Rock City.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12029,But I love you!,"It was a mistake. I never wanted to hurt you, but it had to end sooner or later, and now, well, now I love someone else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12030,"That sulky boy was here again this afternoon. I was almost scared, he wouldn't go away.","Rose, my patience is wearing thin. First a scruffy man who runs like a deer and now a sulky boy who wont go away. This is getting to be a regular monkey and dog show.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12031,I knew you wouldn't kill me.,Maybe we should have children. I don't think I'd kill the father of my child.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12032,I can't right now. I've got a game.,She could be dead after the game.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12033,We're going in from the ground floor.,"Geez, this Art Treasures Room looks like a burnt diaphragm.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12034,Then how does he pay for all this? Does he work at all?,"Oh, yes, sir, all day long. He never leaves the house until evening. He just sits there, writing and writing. He doesn't even eat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12035,"You really want to do this, don't you?","I don't want you to get involved, really. I mean, I do, but if something went wrong I mean, like you said, they may be involved in murder.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12036,Oh. Well. We don't really get along. Paul and I.,I know. But you've never met. It just seems like a stone unturned in your relationship with him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12037,"We've never meant to be treasonable, sir. But up there, in the face of that Cliff, is a vast cave -- and in that cave a fabulous treasure of fossils and artifacts.",I've seen some of your fossils and artifacts. They're worthless.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12038,Umm. And would Admiral Kirk have access to such information?,"I would think so, sir. He's on the Fleet General Staff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12039,"Yeah, its really different here.","Well, that's good. I have to get the kids off for school. Can I call you in a little while?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12040,"Ah, David. Finally. And this must be our professor from across the sea.","Yes, this is Doctor Bean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12041,"Go with him, Rose. Go with him.","Well, okay, but I just want to look at the facilities. That's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12042,"Well, you've got him by the short-hairs.","Yeah, the short, gray hairs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12043,"So, we're all old friends of Pony's. We go way back to our childhood.","Yeah, he's told me. Burnfield. We all hear about Burnfield.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12044,"You've been cheating on me, haven't you?",Yes. I had a quickie with the neighbor during your last contraction.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12045,"You're rude. I mean, you're very rude.","Hey, I tried to get her off the phone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12046,"Even better. Wayne call your station, tell 'em we're going live a little early today. Make it happen!","I want two men stationed in that tier, and I want men with rifles all along the walkway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12047,"All right, all right. Doll and Waski are upstairs taking their nap, you go get them and bring them down to the living room. Where is the girl?","In the kitchen drinking all the ice water in Glenville. She walked out here, she didn't go by the hotel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12048,When I go bird-watching. It's why I like coming here.,It's just a city park.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12049,"Yeah, I want to get one coat on the wardrobe and then I'll help you.","Oh, honey, I'm so glad we're spending our vacation at home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12050,"Arnie, I feel like Alice stepping through the looking glass.","That's a very apt analogy, Helena. Now, go home and be with your children.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12051,I wrote that with my heart.,Sure you did. That's what makes it great. What it needs is a little more dialogue.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12052,"Doesn't matter what it's called, Harry's got Martin Weir and it's gonna be big.",They all sound big at the talking stage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12053,You didn't write to me for more than a year. What was I supposed to think?,"Yeah, well, I lost my pen. By the time I got a new one, I was clean out of paper.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12054,"The Professor's secretary says she found you in Barnhardt's room, making marks on his blackboard.",I was only trying to be helpful. He was having difficulty with a problem.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12055,I dyed one and washed the other.,"Oh, you dyed one and washed the other. Well! You certainly look good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12056,Sounds fine. I'll need to meet everybody.,They're over at the booth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12057,"Well, that's so good to hear, Artie. You know some of us depend on you down this way. You're so entertainin' and you get so many interestin' guests.",Thank you. It's listeners such as yourself who made me want to get up out of that hospital bed and back into the studio as fast as I could.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12058,You two know each other?,We go to the same temple.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12059,"Yes, you are free to go. Karel here will drive you home.","That's okay, I like the metro. It's only a couple of stops from here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12060,"And, do you wish you hadn't come forward? You wish you hadn't blown the whistle?","Yeah, there are times I wish I hadn't done it. There are times I feel compelled to do it. If you asked me would I do it again? Do I think it's worth it? Yeah, I think it's worth it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12061,"Captain Renault, I am under your authority. Is it your order that we come to your office?",Let us say that it is my request. That is a much more pleasant word.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12062,"No. We live simply, Mr. Jimmy and I. People come to play bridge. And now and then, young men to swim. You have people, Boone?","You mean family? All in Joplin, Missouri.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12063,One can tell you are from back home. These people nowadays don't know what manners are.,"Where we come from, you had to know how to act right. You had to know how to say yes sir and no sir. You had to know your place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12064,Christy's a very talented journalist. I see a Pulitzer in her future.,I didn't know they gave them for Best Lip Gloss Retention During a Blow Job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12065,This portal is mine and must be sealed up forever. For the love of God.,"With all respect, sir, I discovered that portal. Its my livelihood.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12066,I can't eat it with mustard.,Give me back that hot dog. I'll eat it myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12067,I'd give you a hand but it wouldn't look good.,"Yeah, the lord of the manor doesn't haul his own groceries.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12068,"Ow, ow, fuckity-ow. Bren, when do I get that spinal tap thing?","It's called a spinal block, and you can't have it yet, honey. The doctor said you're not dilated enough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12069,"Well, you're in good company. Renault and Strasser probably think so, too.","That's why I came over here, to give them a chance to ransack my place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12070,"OK, asshole. You owe thirty grand. Now what are you gonna do?",I wanna go double or nothing on the next game.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12071,I thought we agreed that we were going to be friends.,"Yes, well unfortunately I can't just switch the ""on"" button to ""off."" The sad fact of the matter is that you've unintentionally rubbed off on me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12072,"You're really twisted, Gordon. You're incapable of giving to anybody because deep down inside you there's a poverty that every last dollar in the world won't fill.","Ooh ooh, tough talk from a scared little girl all wrapped in a pretty grown-up package. Does this mean you're ready to cut the umbilical cord and step out into the world on your own? Because, Darien, if you're through with me, you're through with everything I'm a part of.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12073,Hi Margo. Hello Killaine. You two come together?,In the same elevator. It is a public conveyance.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12074,"Look, I'm kind of in a hurry.",I'm in a hurry too. I just thought I could say hi to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12075,"Not Elizabeth the Second, Elizabeth the First. Did you ever hear of Sir Walter Raleigh?",Sure. He's the guy who threw his cloak down over the puddle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12076,That noise don't come from no ordinary bird.,"It may be just a cricket, or a critter in the trees.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12077,Jesus. How'd you know about Snoopy?,"Glenn, I know your life history, who your friends are, where you've been and now, it looks like, where you're going. Put your hands on the wheel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12078,It was my mother's.,"It's so beautiful. It's just what I would have picked out if I'd had every ring in the world to choose from. You see what I mean. There are people who would like a relationship to be full of surprises, but I am not one of them. Surprises are highly overrated.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12079,You got a date already?,We're getting married. She said she could tell I was a great artist - she could see it in my eyes. She said she wanted to be by my side and have interracial babies with me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12080,A bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time. Willing to talk. I'm not good at that.,So you'll be the silent type. People will appreciate that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12081,"Hicks, I'm not going to wind up like those others. You'll take care of it won't you, it if comes to that?","If it comes to that, I'll do us both. Let's see that it doesn't. Here, I'd like to introduce you to a close personal friend of mine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12082,"What's more likely? They got in the room and was just panicked, that's all.","All right, I'll grant you a bird'll panic in an enclosed room. But, they didn't just get in. They came in! Right down that chimney.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12083,"Brother Bembry, can we fix it so our loudspeaker is heard on the street?","I'm sure we can. This is a new sister, Sister Betty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12084,We're not running a dating service here.,"I know that, Sergeant. We were just dancing. There was a bunch of us there. Shadow just come down looking for trouble.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12085,A vote is before the group.,"Okay, I wanna see the hands. I wanna see which of you birds has any guts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12086,"I'm glad to see you're willing to be reasonable, Mr. Deeds.","If she was his wife, she should have all the money. That's only fair. I don't want a penny of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12087,Since when is it a crime to have a scale in your house? Everybody has a scale.,The cops say it's a special kind of scale drug dealers use in selling marijuana.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12088,"It's only two-thirty. What, are you tired?","Yeah, Charlie, I got my second wind three nibbles back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12089,"You think you could make an exception just this once, boss? She came all the way down from New York.","I don't need the Baptists on my back, but I suppose I could issue a temporary marriage license for a nominal fee.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12090,There was a young fellow over at Jamilla's today when it got hit. Way she tells it he got whacked around good by one of the robbers.,"Sounds like it. I wish I could help Sheriff, but I just want to get my car and get on up the road.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12091,Does he know how to activate it?,"Well, yeah. All you have to do is push the button.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12092,"You're a good devil, Dad.",And I also happen to be a Jets fan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12093,You want to tell me what I'm looking for?,"I've only been invited to her house once, but I know there is a basement lab that she uses for private research.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12094,"Well, I really don't smoke.",It's all right. It's organic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12095,"Well, now we know the source of the numbers, but we still don't know what they mean.","My dad sent me this diary for a reason. Until we find out why, I suggest we keep it to ourselves.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12096,It's gotta be tough keeping an eye on everything.,"And everybody, all the time. Yeah, it's a chore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12097,I know all the kids coming up. Got to stay ahead of the game. But I don't know you.,I'm in from New York. I came to see Swann.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12098,Right. So. You must have an enormous record collection.,Yeah. I could show it to you if you want to come over and see it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12099,"Okay Lloyd. First, no way does Frida have the physical strength to tear a guy to shreds. Second, why would she be so obvious and let it be known she was the last one to see these guys? Third, she's the one in danger. She's a woman in jeopardy and you're layin' a murder rap on her. Fourth, I look in her eyes and know she's no killer.","And fifth, you're dating her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12100,What are you doing in my closet?,"i just wanted your black pants, but I'm not ready to die for them!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12101,"Attrition. When you regret your sins, but not because you love God.","Like, because someone's holding a gun on you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12102,"I meant no harm, it was the only place where I could find cardboard. I thought it has been thrown away.","It's alright, it was thrown away. No one wants it. It's just that it's a little dirty, that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12103,"Look, Brock, she's going to do this her way, in her own time. Don't forget, she contacted you. She's out here for her own reasons, God knows what they are.",Maybe she wants to make peace with the past.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12104,"What the hell do you think you're doing, making all that Goddamn noise?",Just introducing myself to the neighbors.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12105,Guy your age shouldn't smoke so much. Stunt your growth.,You're right. It really gets in the way of my jazzercizing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12106,If he pulls me over he gets all the proceeds plus Lenore here.,And if you ditch us we get zilch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12107,"By storytellers, of all things. Every so often, they imagine a story good enough to catch its essence. Then it's held prisoner for a while. In the story.",Like the Genie in the bottle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12108,I wanted to speak to Ralph. We had a silly argument last night and I said something unkind.,"Oh, you children, you happy children. You've quarreled and now you're going to be friends again. And that is as it should be. Never let any stupid misunderstandings come between you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12109,Are you Peter Venkman?,"Yes, I'm Doctor Venkman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12110,Were the lights on?,Oh sure. This girl is a college graduate.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12111,So you're straight on how this is gonna go down.,You set up on Lydia. When she's on her way over to the apartment you give me the heads up. I answer the door and pretend to be Natalie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12112,"What kinda man lets a woman answer the door, this time a night?",We thought it might be her husband. Sometimes he comes and checks up on her. She told him I was down in Florida.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12113,Aside from the fact that he found her on an infomercial? She said they humped like gorillas. Chutney could hear them all the way in the pool house.,"I' m sure that was very awkward for Chutney. Much as it is for me, hearing you tell about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12114,"Pamela Anderson, Kate Moss, Halle Berry, and Fiona Apple, all naked in one room. You can do anything you want to them, except one of them has full-blown Aids, and you don't know who. And you're not allowed to use a condom.","Call me conservative, but I'd rub my penis on the faces of all the ladies before bestowing the final honors to the divine Ms. Berry's lovely visage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12115,Can you do it man?,"Can I do it? I just broke her cherry. I imagine I can make her do anything. Bark like a dog, jump through a ring of fire.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12116,"The man understood me. The woman wanted to be cheap, but the man saw that I was right.",You have such a head for knowing. You know everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12117,"Come on, I live with the janitor. I have a key to every room in the school.",So could you get us into the principal's office?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12118,How do I find them? Their offices are empty.,They own the whole building. They just move from floor to floor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12119,Still working on being the first girl in the NBA?,"Well, I tried sneaking in after college, but they found breasts during my physical.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12120,"I hadn't been there ice skating in many years, and I had a couple of young friends with me. We decided we wanted to go ice skating.","Dave, may I ask why the urge to go ice skating in Texas happened to strike you during one of the most violent thunderstorms in recent memory?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12121,"Geez, you okay, Margie?",I'm fine - it's just morning sickness.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12122,"Thanks. Lovely view you have, haven't you?",I never notice the view after the first week.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12123,I was just about to ask Hanna to bring down iced tea. I'd like it very much if you'd join me.,I stink to high heaven right now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12124,I was trying to get that smelly green thing. The guys asked me to help out. I'm like the fifth Ghostbuster.,Why would you want to be a Ghostbuster if you're already an accountant?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12125,"Exactly what are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkman?",I have Ph.D's in psychology and parapsychology.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12126,"Willa Harper, there is certain plain facts of life that adds up, just like two plus two makes four and one of them is that no woman is good enough to raise growin' youngsters alone! The Lord meant that job for two!","Icey, I don't want a husband.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12127,"Believe me, my old man'd rupture his spleen if he knew we was down here. All he talks about is the medal he deserves for building us a life as far from this 'hood as possible.",He probably thinks he's saving you from something. I'm sure that's what my mother thinks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12128,I bet your mom sang to you.,"Well, if there was an article about it I'm sure she did. She was always reading.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12129,You just said it. He's my friend. Nothing else to say.,I read the file. You and Creasy have been seen quite a bit together.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12130,I can't tell you. I'm sworn to secrecy.,"Annette, how long have we known each other?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12131,The name of the show?,It is called: MANTAN - THE NEW MILLENNIUM MINSTREL SHOW.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12132,I'll never find my way through that.,"I'll guide you, once we're in the Heart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12133,You seem fine now.,Great! You're going to believe that fat dweeb Mr. Hardy over your own daughter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12134,"Are they still here, Otho?","Oh, they're still here. They're Just not showing up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12135,Your honeymoon would've never been this exciting.,I don't know. We were planning on seeing the Astrodome.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12136,Sorry. These fountain pens are so tricky.,Oh! You did that on purpose! I hate you. Go gargle with razor blades!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12137,"I've been here before, when I was a kid. My old man was in the service, we used to live on the Army base in Hamburg.","You, an Army brat? I don't see that one at all. Did you join the service as well?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12138,Did she always have nightmares?,They've gotten worse since I took away her credit cards.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12139,"So, after you graduate you go on to basic flight, right? Is that in Pensacola?","Yeah, then if I get jets, it's on to Beeville, Texas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12140,"Come closer then, Jack, that I might give you proper thanks.",Your fair smile be thanks enough. Better I stand afar to admire your beauty complete.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12141,Good luck it didn't happen a few miles back. Maybe they never would have found you. Day like today you'd be dead for sure.,"Yeah, my luck. I get to be stuck out here in this hole in the desert.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12142,A glorified office block. They keep all the old records there -- the final resting place for facts and figures that have ceased to matter in the world of the living.,"Well, as long as I admire it from afar it shouldn't worry me if it's hollow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12143,What if his accomplices have made copies?,"It was all on a Russian format, I don't think that would be so easy; we must take that chance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12144,Surfers use it on their boards. They rub sand into it for traction.,Thanks for the tip. I needed this knowledge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12145,"I was alone a lot as a child. No one to compete with. My parents ensured that I found happiness in the smallest things. When you're all alone it's your own world, you don't have to take orders from anybody. You don't necessarily believe the stories people tell you.","Not me, I fell for it right down the line. Be a good girl and believe all the fairy tales. He married me because I was pretty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12146,See what's happening to them - the stars.,They're so untidy. I'm just trying to rearrange them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12147,"I didn't even scratch the surface. You're lucky, boy. You come home, and nobody's here. When I go home, everybody's going to be there.",This room is full of ghosts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12148,You must be very popular in the neighborhood. I always see your truck parked around.,I have a lot of repeat business. People seem to like my service.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12149,I can't sleep at night.,There's porno theatres for that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12150,"Yeah. Yeah! The way people used to do it. Quick and dirty, like ripping off a Band-Aid.","Well, then we agree a traditional closed adoption would be best for all involved, then?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12151,Me?! You want me to take care of Billy?!,"I thought about it a lot and you're the only person I know that I trust with him. I mean, if anything happened to me, he'd be okay with you. You're a good mother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12152,"Come on, I have something for you.","Oh, Mark! Is this the baby's room? It's beautiful!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12153,They're not supposed to be here!,"That's why the key didn't work, they changed the locks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12154,Have you made any plans yet? You know tomorrow is New Year's Eve.,"No, I celebrate at the beginning of my corporate tax year, which is March first. That way I beat the crowds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12155,You training to be a nun or something?,It's a regular college. It's just run by the nuns. The Sisters of St. Anne.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12156,You have some weird friends. What does her thinking she's a werewolf have to do with us having the cat?,"Don't be stupid, George. Obviously, if she's a werewolf, she can't be around a cat. She might eat it and besides, cats are afraid of wolves.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12157,"Lewis Carroll, who wrote Alice in Wonderland, plays shuffleboard.",Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12158,You must have a rather strange impression of us.,The first two years of television we were convinced that all you did was wrestle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12159,Funny how so many people wanna buy carpet on a Friday night. You'd almost think they'd want to forget about it for the weekend.,"Well then, it's a good thing you're not regional manager and I am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12160,"We should have gone to Nassau. At least we could go swimming, lie on the beach.","Ah hell we can always do that. Listen believe me, once we get to the moon, your tone is going to change.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12161,I'm going to put a guard on your door.,"One officer already got killed trying to protect me. Please, just take it all away. Leave me alone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12162,"About the Stevens family, I'm sorry. I know you were close to them.",I was the kids' godfather.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12163,"In light of this lurid tale, I don't see how you could even romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.",Because there was a lot of good in our relationship.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12164,"Get a six-pack of something imported. It's hard to tell you what to get 'cause different places have different things. If they got Fosters, get that, if not, ask the guy at the thing what the strongest imported beer he has. Look, since you're making a beer run, would you mind too terribly if you did a food run as well? I'm fuckin' starvin' to death. Are you hungry too?",I'm pretty hungry. When I went to the store I was gonna get some Ding-Dongs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12165,I thought you might be curious to find out if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.,"Then by implication you think that you are smarter than me, since you caught me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12166,You asked me where it all came from.,Oh. That was just one of those idle questions. One doesn't expect an answer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12167,"People end up in occupations for a reason. They may think not, but they do. Occupations define us.","I was going to be a physician, and I am a physician, but I kept drifting over to criminal psych. This seems to be the best of both. My parents still haven't forgiven me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12168,Be careful. You're in it now. And it's gonna get mean.,So far that's all I seen in this life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12169,"Well, as I remember it, we had an argument.",And the argument was about the fact that you wanted to be romantically involved and she did not.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12170,"Hurry up, you're wastin' my time, what the fuck.","Please don't scream at me. I like you, but I don't like the way your attitude is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12171,Who told you I was married?,There's the clear mark of a wedding ring on your finger.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12172,Who are you talking to?,"To you! You just made a 'yummy' sound, so I thought you liked the dessert.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12173,But what brought you to Sicily?,"I was doing an insurance investigation in Palermo. I work for an insurance company. So, I decided to take a few days off. I don't know this island at all. It really is gorgeous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12174,Well what the fuck are we supposed to do?,"Open the suitcases, unpack the body parts and reunite the limbs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12175,What just happened to me anyway? It looked like a dream but it felt like reality.,"It's the morphine, Trevor. You're on so much of it, you could be asleep and dreaming even with your eyes wide open.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12176,"They're given to the living in memory of the dead. If this is a real one, and I can't be sure, you can make a wish, and it will come true in the twinkling of an eye.","Well, if it's a real mourning ring,. I'm going to think hard for something I want more than anything else in the world before I wish.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12177,Of course I don't have friends. That's because I can't walk. I try to make myself used to it.,"One shouldn't get used to the wrong things, Georgina. You want to walk and run and play.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12178,"Look, I've got a lot of problems and I'm trying to deal with them and the last thing I need is people spreading shit about me.","Alright, I said I was sorry. Can we start over again? I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12179,"You guys, what is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?",That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd get named prom queen? Did I say that out loud?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12180,"No, Mr. Gittes. That's what I am doing with the Valley. The bond issue passes Tuesday. There'll be ten million to build an aqueduct and reservoir. I'm doing it.",There's going to be some irate citizens when they find out they're paying for water they're not getting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12181,"Getting the yard all fixed up for your party, Amy. You'd better hurry and get yourself fixed up too.",Mommy's taking me upstairs to change my dress right away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12182,Toons aren't given imperfections.,"No? I guess we're not counting lying, stealing and murder.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12183,"Colonel Blake, have no fear. Hawkeye and Duke are here.","That's right, pal. You just sit up front and sign the mail, and leave the cutting to us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12184,"I have no idea. Her maid said she left two days ago, to meet me. I can imagine where she is. But when she finally does come home, she will find her things in the street and my door locked.",She will probably appear with a dozen excuses and you will forgive her anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12185,Look who's talking. You've been there.,"Yes I have, and do I look like a happy man? Was all that drama with Brenda a happy thing for me to do? Huh? Was it? Is she a part of my life now?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12186,So what makes you so sensitive?,"Well, for one, I read. I don't watch as much television as you. I'm trying to feel things more. I'm learning a lot about people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12187,That was never mentioned. Neither was this bounty hunter taking Han. I hope you haven't forgotten our bargain.,"I forget nothing, Calrissian. Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12188,My father founded a music school there. The Milton Gregory School.,I'm supposed to speak at their tenth anniversary.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12189,Talk to the bomb.,"I already have, sir, and Pinback is talking to it now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12190,So you're still breast-feeding?,"The doctor said it was okay. Anyway, I'm still trying to lose some of this baby fat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12191,"There ain't no water in the swimmin' pool. Just a dead tree fell in, prob'ly from bein' struck by lightnin'.",It's huge. This musta been a grand old place at one time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12192,"Thank God, Austin, we made it.","Yes, act naturally and we'll split this scene the way we came in, Vanessa.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12193,"No. Not just a track. You gotta listen to the trees, man. To the leaves. To this sand, you FBI's kicked all up. You gotta listen to the earth.","Is that right? Well, listen to this: drag your ass. This is a restricted area.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12194,Yeah. He's so cool and mysterious.,"He's very interesting. For all his pretending to be a tough guy, he's really got the soul of a poet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12195,"We're in bad shape, Benedict, moral is low. Before I can do anything, I need Lee and his seven thousand troops. I've ordered him to join us three times. In my last letter I all but begged him to come here. The man is insubordinate.",The man's waiting for you to get wiped off the stage so he can become commander and chief.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12196,How about chargin' the battery?,That we do. And we put air in the tires. I'll even sell you some gas if you need it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12197,You locked yourself in.,I know. Pull my legs. I'm stuck.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12198,"Then, I'll be brief. I covered the President's speech at the Financial Institute today, and since the Post would like to be as exact as possible, we would appreciate your comments on the meeting that took place between Mr. Rand, the President and yourself.",The President is a nice person. I enjoyed it very much.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12199,One loud scream will bring them in here instantly. You won't get very far. Think it over.,If I were here to hurt you I would have done it already.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12200,I'm at the control panel. What do I do?,Raise the glass and push the blue button.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12201,He hired you to build this place ?,I was hired in and started to do the boring old work routine. I was originally brought in as a technical advisor. First Bank had sponsored my scholarships.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12202,What have you done? You've gotten the old man fired!,"That we did. Thanks to you. He was wobbling, mind you, but you supplied the coup de grace.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12203,I gave her some advice on an idiotic script.,"It's that old familiar story. You help a timid little soul across a crowded street, she turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12204,You're not a permanent part of her life. You're a distraction.,I'm the distraction that's going to England with her sir. Are you alright sir? Are you okay?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12205,"But, somehow, it was Kat's arse that was stung by nettles. And you rubbed it with a dandelion leaf.",That's when I realized I wanted to be a doctor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12206,Your alien had a room in the Holiday Inn?,"It may have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like a room in the Holiday Inn. I can't be sure, Peter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12207,"Travis, you haven't even played the record?","Yeah, well my stereo player is broke. But I'm sure the record is OK.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12208,"What you see, son, is a man who never measured success by the size of a man's wallet.",That's because you never had the guts to go out into the world and stake your claim.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12209,I'm not even a field person.,Well on this one I'd like you to be.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12210,Why would Sidney want to be with Steve? She has her own bubble-butt boyfriend Billy.,Maybe she's a slut just like her mom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12211,That's my club too. I haven't seen you there.,"Well, I haven't played in a while because of these kidney pains.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12212,"Daddy, how come that coffin's so small?","They come in all sizes honey, just like shoes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12213,Sure. It's fine. As long as you don't snore.,You can toss a shoe at me if it gets out of hand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12214,Is he all right? Why didn't you call me? Where was he?,He doesn't remember. He woke up at the zoo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12215,Feel free to lie down. Most people do.,"I'd better not, I'll fall right to sleep. I think it's too soon for me to be sleeping with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12216,"Wow. We gotta give it a moment, but this is tasty. Really good. How about you?",I think they overdid it a bit. Too much alcohol. Overwhelms the fruit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12217,I'm just curious. I can never tell what women think is handsome. Is he handsome?,Well. He's probably rugged handsome I guess. Yeah.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12218,Bandit II. We'll be back on the highway in a second. Over.,I'll keep my eyeballs peeled.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12219,"No, this is the place for the young Yakuza.",That's what you said in the last three piss pots.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12220,I'm gonna order up some stuff. Have a steak.,"I can't eat a steak. If I eat a steak, I'm gonna have trouble making the weigh-in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12221,"I was in a horrible mood - tell her not to worry, I'll be completely out of her life in a few days.",She understands what you're going through and she really wants to help you. She says that job at Computer Station is still available if you want it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12222,Thank you for being rational.,Thank you for the lasagne.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12223,It has to be the cloud. It's fundamentally altered our DNA.,"Let's not jump to conclusions, we need a massive amount of evidence before making that leap.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12224,"They told me you're taking lithium, mom.","Yes, they give me headaches. I have a headache.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12225,"Well, fact or not, I don't see how we're going to find an ancient cemetery in these mountains tonight. I can't see a thing! Let's turn back.",There's an old cemetery on this road. I've been there before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12226,"Dear me, the man is dense. This is a castle, isn't it? There are tapestries?","This is a castle. And we have many tapestries. But if you're a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12227,"We'll only be a second, okay?","Yeah, wait right here, it's the safest place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12228,"I gots to go, it's my Moms.","I want to meet her one day, please tell her the great news. I'm out like Vanilla Ice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12229,"You mean, you know who this baby belongs to?",She belongs to all of us. She is the future queen and ruler of all kingdoms on earth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12230,I want the truth.,The truth is that I heard between four and six shots. I'm not going to lie for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12231,Plus where's Huggie Bear?,He's not there. Huggie Bear isn't in every single episode.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12232,"Colonel, don't you know what's going on?","Sure I do. There was some kind of mutiny on the base, and you killed General Ripper.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12233,"I'm sorry, Sam couldn't make it.","Yeah, those grad school applications are driving her crazy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12234,You might want to tape your nipples down next time. It's really distracting.,I can't help it. My bra wouldn't even fit. I've been going to Victoria's Secret and exchanging bras for bigger ones and still I'm busting out. It's this PMS.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12235,"Talk it through: Childs, Mueller, and Nunez know they're going out on the regular Tuesday Night Drill, hurricane or no hurricane, so they plan it. Kill West, pin it on Pike.","And they're smart about it. They know when you commit a crime you know is going to be investigated, you need a fall guy and for that to work, you have to have a witness.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12236,Not exactly. What you're experiencing is a free-form delusion based on our memory tapes. But you're inventing it yourself as you go along.,"Well, if this is my delusion, who invited you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12237,"Alright, I want a complete workup on her. Do we know where she is?",Uh huh. Right here in river city.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12238,"Hee-hee-h-wait a minute. Hold on, now. What do we do before a big game?","Use the bathroom, because the Port-a Potties on the field are gross.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12239,I don't think so. Is my assistant taken care of?,"I put her in the guest room, just down the hall.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12240,I'm going shopping. Don't try to stop me.,Cool. I could actually use a couple of Allen wrenches. What do you need?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12241,Lonnie Elam said never to go up there. Lonnie Elam said that's a haunted house. He said real awful stuff happened there once.,Lonnie Elam probably won't get out of the sixth grade.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12242,The coast guard has our last position. They'll send somebody out soon enough. A ship this size you can't exactly miss.,"It's a good bet they'll be asking a lot of questions when they get here, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12243,"Yo, I don't have that kind of cash.","For this kind of hash, you need that kind of cash.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12244,"Well, based on my knowledge of the region, its culture and her people I would have to say it's a box.",Can you eat it? If you can't eat it I really don't care what it is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12245,Were you with Bobby? Or are you two still fighting?,"No, and yes. I don't know what I'm going to do about Bobby. I know he is seeing someone else and that's okay with me, and he thinks I'm seeing someone else and that's not okay with him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12246,Hey! What are you guys doing in here?,"I'm sorry, we're sorry, just checking out your fly laptop!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12247,A Christmas present. It's been so long since I've had a Christmas present.,"There's a present you haven't opened yet, ma'am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12248,You're crazy! I'm not gonna jump!,"Tim, you're going to have to let go of the fence. Tim! Get down right now. Get off the fence! Now!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12249,You're pretty charming when you want to be.,"Yeah I know. But I don't have to flatter you. It just feels right. You're the perfect girl for me. As in is, was and always will be. I'm glad dancing was invented. You know the first dances were rituals. Like fertility rites.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12250,Why did you trade a bishop for a knight?,I hate bishops. They're useless. I like knights.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12251,How about a lift home?,Absolutely. I'll even let you ride in the front seat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12252,It took me an hour to clean it up. That was not in my head!,Maybe the blood was from your period like before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12253,"Now if I got you correctly, there was a short stretch of my fiction you found worthy of notice.","The flashback in the courtroom, when she tells about being a school teacher.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12254,"Mom, sit down for a minute. This is so nice, all of us being together again like this.",Can I tell Diane that Peggy Sue got drunk or is that a deep family secret? Well?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12255,The ticket is thirty dollars.,"I bought a beer. That was two-fifty. I bought a beer, otherwise I would have thirty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12256,"Look, I don't know how much you want to know about any of this. You have one image of your father and it would be wrong for me to go and change it. Especially this late in the game.","My father talked about a lot of things he never did, and I'm sure he did a lot of things he never talked about. I'm just trying to reconcile the two.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12257,"It's complicated and I don't want to go into it now, because it's bound to sound insulting even though nobody means for anybody to be insulted. It's just the truth.",I like the truth. I wouldn't be alive today if I weren't one of the biggest fans truth ever had.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12258,"Okay! Okay! Keep your shirt on, young feller.","Just between you and me, I never intended taking it off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12259,"Gosh, they don't give you much room around here, do they?",Maybe they don't want worldly things distracting me from my teaching.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12260,"Our abstinence makes our love immortal. If I loved you a quarter of an hour ago, now I should love you even more. But I should love you less if you exhausted my joy by satisfying all my desires.","Let us give each other complete happiness, and let us be sure that as many times as we satisfy our desires, they will each time be born anew.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12261,He's in a cage?!,Well it's more of an enclosure really.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12262,"Oh, oh. Sam Wainwright! How are you? When did you get here?","Oh, this afternoon. I thought I'd give the kids a treat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12263,Did Karl go to bed?,"I guess. He went to the garage. Poor thing, he's probably never seen such a crazy mess. He probably wants to go back and live in Mr. Cox's shop.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12264,"You've been neglecting the farm, Uncle.",In twenty years the grass has invaded everything. There are spiders all over the house except on the first floor. I hardly ever go out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12265,Go ahead. Take the jeep. I'll come to Cache with Bob when he gets here.,Okay by me. You're the one likes these hot springs so much.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12266,"Yes, I am confident that Juan Obregon will be taken into custody before the end of the year. But, you must understand that it is very difficult because of corruption in the police force. We get a tip that he is one place, then we get there and he is already gone, having been warned by someone on our side.",Hopefully the exchange of training methods and information between our countries will help with this problem.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12267,The Prime Minister doesn't seem that naive.,"No, he's a very shrewd old boy. Power behind the throne and all that. He actually runs this whole province.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12268,He won't steal. I'm tellin' you he's a pretty good ol' boy. Keeps to himself.,"Well, I've got a roomful of work for him to do. Can't get Scooter to do any of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12269,You're staying home. You're not going out.,"OK, OK. You gonna make me something to eat at least?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12270,"No, if I rest any longer, I won't sleep tonight. May I use your bathroom to wash up a bit?","Man, act like this is your home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12271,Is there something else I can do for you?,"Well, I'd love to see inside your club.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12272,Then why did you give him a beatin' if he didn't do anything? You and him been friends a long time.,"Some things changed between us. Now, he thinks who the fuck he is. He's been passing certain remarks that I don't like.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12273,Sources have told this reporter that the real reason your park's opening has been delayed was a near-fatal accident on one of the rides here. Comment?,I wouldn't be opening this place tomorrow if every single thing down to the beheaded Beanie Babies hadn't tested 100% safe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12274,"Listen, I'm not feeling well.","Well, no wonder. We just met, made love and broke up all in the space of thirty seconds and I can't even remember the first kiss, which is the best part.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12275,"Oh, Jake. You disappoint me. And you just let Lily here down again. What was it you said about playing the big con?","It's like putting on a play, where everyone knows their part except for the mark.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12276,"Mike, it was real. It was glorious.",Glorious. I'm not surprised. I fed you enough of that stuff to send a horse to heaven. I'm just glad you came back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12277,It was before you started going out. We had lunch at that inn on the lake.,"Oh, yes. Right. The Rat and Parrot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12278,There's an ATM on Speedwell Avenue.,"Yeah, but I need to take out four hundred dollars, and the ATM will only give me three.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12279,"I don't know, mon. The food lines took forever.","Food will be eaten on your time! Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12280,You've been bitten by bats?,Colonel Harper and I once shared a treetop with a family of bats. There was a flash flood. There were piranha fish in the water. That's how Colonel Harper lost his little toe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12281,"Look, you need me to sign an invoice or somethin'?","Uh, between this month and last month, you owe four hundred and seventeen dollars. And we need that in cash.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12282,"Jean Michel, this is Mary Boone. She's got the great new gallery.","Yeah, I met her already.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12283,"Well, first things first, staying here's goofy. We gotta book up.","So what do you suggest, we go to a hotel? We got a guy who's shot in the belly, he can't walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig, and when he's awake, he screams in pain.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12284,I wonder if my editor's psychic? Reports from the Greek front are going to be a little vague.,Or even spirit messages from the next world.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12285,"I know exactly what you mean. It's just a feeling. You know, I could go for some wine tonight.","There's a store around the corner, I'll be right back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12286,"Yes, sir, as a final note, I'd like to say, fuck our orders, fuck Ramelle, fuck the cheese capital of France and while we're at it, fuck Private James Ryan.","I'll make a note of your suggestions but I'll leave that last one to you, especially if he's already dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12287,"Hey Junebug, when all this is over we should get the band back together again.",Yeah. Sure. Once Tino gets a new drumhead we should be good to go.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12288,"Well, Austin, you've stopped Dr. Evil from destroying the world with his subterranean nuclear probe, and somehow you and Agent Kensington managed to escape unscathed from his evil lair.","I'd say that about sums it up, Exposition.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12289,I'm in love with Libbets Casey.,"Yeah, well, you've been in love with like every other girl here, I was wondering when you'd get around to Libbets.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12290,"Oh, I don't mean that. I'm sure I'm going to need your help.","Oh, that's different if it's just poetry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12291,"Suits used to say that in any con, sooner or later someone's going to start asking the right questions. Usually, it takes a little longer.",We're working for the King.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12292,You'd lose the money-shots. No. I'll catch a bus. Or a cab. Don't worry about it. Go.,OK. Be careful. And lighten up. Story of your life could be right round the corner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12293,"I haven't changed my mind, Westley, I want you to understand that! I don't like you! I never have! I never will! That's clear enough, isn't it?","You've made that quite evident - with all your threats of annulment. Well, it hasn't bothered me for a minute. Ellie and I got married because we love each other. And she's proving it. As far as I'm concerned there's going to be no annulment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12294,Wait a second! You used to sleep with Caitlin Bree? While I was dating her?,All the time. That girl was like a rabbit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12295,"You're not supposed to be here, ma'am.","I know, I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew? Please, call me Gale. You look awfully young to be a police officer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12296,Oh. I guess you got the whole story.,The cashier at the general store was very dangerous.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12297,Your powers are greater than you know. Have you ever seen one of these?,In the old books. It's called a glaive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12298,Everything is going to be just fine.,"We got eggs, water balloons, and a dozen rolls of toilet paper.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12299,You just got back from a four game road trip.,"Nona, don't start bitching. I got maybe two years left to play. I'm just trying to put some things together for us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12300,"It is not enough to be witty, madame. People grow tired of being entertained. You made that mistake before. Problems were never solved by bowing from a balcony.","My dear, you don't know how impressive I could be. Did you ever see me in my regalia with my diadem and all my jewels?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12301,"That's it? Some C-4, a map and a knife?",There's a compass in the handle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12302,"But, Buffy, you're the guy. The chosen guy.",Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12303,Are you sure this is Bailey Park?,"Oh, I'm not sure of anything anymore. All I know is this should be Bailey Park. But where are the houses?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12304,I've spent my whole life trying to beat back death. What good are all my heroics now if I can't save you?,"Everyone dies, Master Bruce. There's no defeat in that. Victory comes in fighting for what we know is right while we still live.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12305,"So what? I've got three satchel charges, six gammon grenades, a dozen-and-a-half pineapples, and all my regular gear. You don't hear me complaining.","That's because, as I have pointed out on numerous occasions, you are a happy idiot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12306,"It's a free country, we can look at you if we want to.",Yes but I get tense and I feel like I can't be myself if that happens.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12307,"Don't worry about your little pin cushion. To be honest, I'm looking forward to having the place to myself.",We'll still be able to talk when I'm away. The conversation will just keep getting longer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12308,My reserves are exhausted. I must have the gems that power my suit.,You are looking unseasonably hot. Let's go inside and grab your rocks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12309,"I made that table for you and Annette, for your wedding. I put a lot of love into it.","I know, man. I love this table too. But I also love my wife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12310,Barton? What time is it? Are you all right?,"Yeah, I'm fine, Garland - I have to talk to you. I'm calling long distance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12311,Strange. I know so very little about you.,"I know very little about you, just the fact that you had your teeth straightened.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12312,"Waiter, oh waiter! Wait a minute! We are having caviar -- it's expensive but that makes no difference -- I see the Baroness is laughing.","Have caviar if you like, but it tastes like herring to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12313,"You made this, and the drawings?","Yes, but listen. The illusion is easily explained. The eye retains each image, till they combine. And yet, some would call this toy magic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12314,Well what do you know! An air conditioner.,And not just any air conditioner. This baby sells for over six hundred dollars retail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12315,"Yes -- oh my, God. Is that you, Simone?! I've been wanting to talk to you.","Well, here I am. You look pretty today. Red suits you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12316,I know what a burrito is.,"Well, I think time is like a burrito. Sometimes it just folds over on itself and one part touches the other.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12317,I want to know why you are the way you are!,"And I'm telling you it's not any one thing that I can point to and say ""That's why!"" It doesn't work that way with people who have problems, Ann, it's not that neat, it's not that tidy! It's not a series of little boxes that you can line up and count. Things just don't happen that way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12318,"I'm just glad we're still together, Lisa, because I need you this year.","Look, Brad, I've been trying to think of a way to tell you this. We're almost out of high school, this is our last year. I think we owe it to ourselves to be free, and meet some new people. Then, if we get back together, we'll know it's the right thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12319,"Ambrose is meeting some bloke in the bar. Big bloke, ginger hair. They're into something.","I'll be damned. It's McCloy, the Biocyte CEO.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12320,That's the problem! How can I find John G. when I don't know what's going on?! How did you get me into this?!,"Leonard, you offered to help when you saw what this guy did to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12321,"Heroes ain't supposed to shake. I'm shakin', man, look at me.","Breathe, Carl. Four, nice, deep ones.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12322,"Cheer up, Nigel. It's not the end of the world.",It may well be. I know how you won that election Selena. You can't fool me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12323,"Afraid of it? Boy, I live in the dark. All cause of a woman who made me this way. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, kissy kissy kiss, a lick from a dog, slurp, slurp, the kiss of death. It's all the same to me.","So, we're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride. Is that it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12324,"She's crazy, she wants to go to school over the summer.","It's not a real school, it's a writing class. I wanna be a writer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12325,"But Dignan, do you really know that much about rare coins?","I know about money, Anthony. I know the value of money. Plus the earrings are worth three times that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12326,Because they get outstanding settlements. And Mother is determined that this time there's no turning back.,I just had breakfast with her. She didn't say a word about this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12327,Let's go to the back door. How'd that guy get to be a guard?,"Well, they go to guard school.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12328,She drives me nuts. She's been ragging me all day.,Maybe if you quit running around after other women you wouldn't have so much trouble with this one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12329,Looks like we got a Mexican standoff.,"Slide the shotgun over here, put your hands behind your head, put your forehead on the floor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12330,"Puttin' in soem late hours, I see. If you're trying for O.T., you're in the wrong place.",I just wanted to be here for the kids. How are they?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12331,Kamal is not here. We are very defused.,"Who's in charge, then? Where is Chinn?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12332,Do you always think about sex? I'm talking about some very important stuff here!,"Listen buttercup, let's make love and forget about the whole thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12333,That's right. Will you marry me?,"I would, but no one can perform the ceremony. I guess it doesn't matter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12334,That's just one example. My reporting has made a difference.,"Let me guess, retail sales of little chocolate sprinkles have gone through the roof!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12335,A tenant farm? Are you trying to tell me that girl is a product of the hookworm and pellagra belt?,"Well, her people were very poor. She says she was often hungry as a child, and I'm sure the food she ate was pretty awful, not a balanced diet at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12336,Guess I'm not used to so much.,Not used to hard work. That's what makes an appetite.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12337,"As she's a member of my staff, may I ask what this is about?","Well, apparently, she saw Amber the weekend she left and was briefly in the room with the guy she left with.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12338,"Paul, it's not worthy of you. Throw it all out except for the part of naming that gravedigger after me. You can leave that in.","I really value your criticism, but maybe you're being a little hasty here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12339,Any dope yet on how he got out?,From all I can get the Sheriff let him out so's he could vote for him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12340,Gas. Didn't you turn it on?,Yes. I was boiling some water to get the coffee stains out of my dress.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12341,The guy we're doing? He's disappeared from the map. I can't find him anywhere.,"Okay, what happened right before he disappeared?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12342,"Yeah, and when we're mad at each other we're out of sync. It only works if you're on good terms.",Or if there's a full moon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12343,He'd have all your memories too. You feel comfortable with that?,"I feel nothing, Geordi. It is my belief that with my memory engrams he will be able to function as a more complete individual.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12344,I got a funny sensation in my toes - like somebody was barbecuing them over a slow flame.,Lets throw another log on the fire.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12345,He's twenty-four now? A year older than you? And must be about bald.,"There's worse things that can happen to a man, honey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12346,"A great town, that Vegas. I bet you had good luck there. You're the type.",I know. I'm a triple Scorpio.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12347,"He was curious from birth - premature by two weeks, as if he couldn't wait to get started.","Of course, his eagerness to leave his mother's womb also meant he was the one selected.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12348,"Richard, they'll find out your record. It won't be safe for you here.","I'm on their blacklist already, their roll of honor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12349,You keep slipping away. How do you do that?,"I was one of those silent, listening children. Glued to the shadows.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12350,Sooze wants to see him.,"Well, you know, I wanna fucking see him. I gotta know what it's like to be on MTV.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12351,Yep. I forgot about him cussin' out everybody. Damn that was fun.,"I know, we had a good time. But ever since you guys moved out here, it seems like we've lost touch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12352,It's a perfect Kaufman audience.,"Yeah. They don't know whether to be sad, or angry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12353,"What am I supposed to do, check in every two seconds?",Yes. It's called accountability.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12354,Leave. Take this shit back to Detroit and get the rest of our money.,"We could do that. I could be on my way to Florida, and you could go to Thailand and fuck your brains out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12355,Has anyone offered you anything to eat?,"Actually, someone did. I just didn't think I could eat anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12356,"Arnie, help me. Doesn't anyone owe us money?","Yes, I told you before, there are people who owe you money but they're not paying. There's too much heat on Carl.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12357,"Come on, daddy-o. You haven't said a word since we started. Least you could do is make some friendly conversation.","Look, man, I don't want friendly conversation. I don't want to be your friend. I've seen your friends and I don't like them. I just want to do this thing and get back to New York in time to start my job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12358,The fall alone would kill you.,It would hurt. I'm not saying it wouldn't. To be honest I'm a lot more concerned about the water being so cold.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12359,Doctor Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?,You're thinking of Mr. Wizard. This guy's an eccentric genius.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12360,How come you're not pukin'?,I guess I'm used to it. I've felt like throwing up every minute since you got back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12361,"I'm glad what I done today, see? You give it to Joey, you give it to Nolan, you give it to Charley who was one of your own. You thought you was God Almighty instead of a cheap, conniving, good-for-nothing bum! So I'm glad what I done, you hear me? Glad what I done!","You ratted on us, Terry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12362,Bring the money in and they follow it?,"Yeah, but I'm going to dress it up. Put the money in a shopping bag and hand it to someone I meet here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12363,"Hello, Birdy. I thought that was very good.","Oh, in there? I messed up a little bit in the scherzo. I guess, if nobody noticed, it's OK. Mr Crane, this is Tony, a friend of mine. Tony, Mr Crane.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12364,Rufus. But I don't even know where you live.,You know what? Why don't you just pick me up here? We could all share a limo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12365,But we have to match the other sketch.,I just feel more comfortable keeping it on. You just said you didn't want me self-conscious.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12366,"No. You are a civilian. In China, I am Michael Jackson, and you are Toto.",You mean Tito. We had Toto for dinner last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12367,You know which tapes! Where are they?,"John, as a lawyer, you should know that those tapes are private property.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12368,"They didn't. The guys felt it was the only way I'd get a date. Anyway, you're pretty good. You're elite.","Yeah? You know if you would have said so in the beginning, you would have saved yourself a whole lot of trouble.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12369,"I think it kind of looks like my friend, Paulie.","Oh, is he bald and amorphous?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12370,"Hello, I'm Roger Delacorte - the Head Librarian. Are you the men from the University?",Yes. I'm Dr. Venkman and this is Dr. Stantz.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12371,The ship's good as finished. We'll have to get out on our own! Is there a quick way out?,We could follow the Optic Nerve to the corner of the eye.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12372,So she was distraught that her husband was dead?,"Oh, yes. Mrs. Windham is the most sweet, wonderful woman I know. I have loved her since the day she hired me. She could never do something this awful. I know this because we are very close.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12373,We're only about a quarter-mile from Cave entrance number five.,That entrance is closest to the labs and the bee cages.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12374,"But if they suddenly opened up and gave us the inspection we want, we'd agree, wouldn't we?","If they gave us what we think we need, yes, I guess we would.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12375,"Christ, I smoke a pack-and-a-half a day, and I tell myself I could be worse. It's just so damned pleasurable.","It has its moments. Course, you get cancer and die, that's the down side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12376,I really shouldn't have any more. I'm a little tipsy already.,I'm trying to get you to stay for dinner. We're going to have a lot of roast left over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12377,"Need some advice, huh.","Well, Mr. Fazeli, the Bowling Congress says I'm a thorn in their side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12378,He says he loves me.,"Personally I think he has a deep, almost pathological desire to corrupt you. But I suppose that's a type of love. I certainly wish someone wanted to corrupt me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12379,"When I was a boy, one night, I saw a thousand shooting stars. I thought, where did they all go? I'm an orphan. I used to look for stars alone. I thought if I rode to the other end of the desert, I'd find them. I've been riding in the desert ever since.","And so, the little boy became a fearsome bandit. He couldn't find the stars, so he stole my comb.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12380,"All this business of war, do you get scared?",Uh-uh. I'm a little freaked right now about seeing my father though.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12381,"Adam, we are in hell. I hate these people.",They make gypsies look good.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12382,When you say your sexual relations with Miss Lawson were intense what exactly do you mean?,It was like she was trying to push me as far as she could. She called it opening new doors.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12383,"Breathe that air, Miss Teschmacher.",I will as soon as I get the sand out of my nose.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12384,Those guys tried to kill me tonight. They were aiming right at me.,Kids on a joy ride. Happens all the time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12385,And she got the medium.,Even on sale that stuff's a fortune. I worked all week to pay for a bra.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12386,You working on someone right now?,"I always have a couple on the hook. You know. There's one right now, I've got her panting like a dog. It's great.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12387,"I know what I'm asking. Your compensation will be appropriate to the risk. You'll need cash to buy information, and I'll provide it. I feel responsible, Mr. Welles. You saw what he did to her.",This is the mortgage. This is Cindy's college money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12388,But you were having anonymous sex in porno theaters in 1984 and 1985?,"That happened once. People weren't talking about AIDS then, the way we are now. Or safe sex.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12389,You may seclude yourself in my cabin. I'm afraid we do not have any ladies' clothing aboard.,Then I can wear men's clothing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12390,Is he cleaning house?,He's washing down the bathroom walls.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12391,I thought they locked you in your room.,I can get into the crawlspace from my closet and climb all over the house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12392,"Ya first bad move. Projects been done. That's one of the problems now, everything, movies, TV, are set in the urban jungle, da hood. That's so tired. Mantan's Millennium Minstrel Show should be set on a plantation. In Alabama.","And every week these Alabama porch monkeys will make us cry, make us laugh, make us look at our own humanity. Make us feel good to be alive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12393,Nothing happened with me and Grace this morning.,Then maybe this afternoon. When I sent you to kill my wife you ended up sexing her instead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12394,"Mr. Thatcher is going to take you on a trip with him tonight, Charles. You'll be leaving on Number Ten.",That's the train with all the lights.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12395,They're still in the house.,"I'm Jeff Talley, the Bristo chief of police. So far as we know, your children are okay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12396,"I was born near here. But after my mother died, my dad moved. I grew up out in Rossmore Park.",You're pretty black to be growing up in Rossmore Park.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12397,You wouldn't think a car would burn like that.,Yessir. We shoulda brought wieners.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12398,Out of the question. You'd miss the gymnastics trials. You've been training for that for a year.,"I don't care about the trials, I want to be with you. I could be your research assistant, like I was in Austin.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12399,I think there's only two hundred dollars under my hat. I'm right. Only two hundred dollars.,I'm a little short. I've been out of work. Let me owe you the money for a few weeks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12400,"At Pee Dee, all you think about is the future, you know? Gettin' out? And what you'll do and what you'll think about when you're on the outside again.",I just think about things as they come up. I never been much of a planner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12401,She's unbelievable. Who needs satellites when we've got Dolores's mouth?,I hear she does more than talk with her mouth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12402,I don't think we've got any suitcases.,"Well, we could borrow a couple from Mrs. Simpson. You know, she went to Niagara Falls last year.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12403,"Tell me about it. L.A. is suffering from a wacko epidemic. And who knows where half the guys I pick up have been. I mean, I use condoms. Always. And I get checked out once a month at the free clinic. Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I'm probably safer.",Very good. You ought to have that printed up on your business card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12404,"Not the plates: the House. Why is no one listening to me?? It's alive! And once it's made up its mind, it won't let anything out.","So, what? You're saying we're stuck here the rest of our lives?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12405,I didn't give you away the first time.,"And maybe that's why I had the bad luck. Maybe if you gave me away, and I got married in a church and a wedding dress, instead of at the City Hall with strangers standing outside the door, maybe then I wouldn't had the bad luck I had.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12406,"Hello, Mrs. Watchit. You're looking in the pink.",Must be all the exercise I get scampering up and down these stairs like a wee lamb.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12407,"Oh, I don't know. It was an accident.","That's some accident, hombre. You accidentally fall out of a plane in the middle of the night and land up in my back yard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12408,"I just can't get over the size of that ring. I just love it. Fred, look at it. Tell me you don't love that ring.",I'm just happy that George has found someone he cares for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12409,"Your family still carries the name Corleone, and you will run it like a Corleone!","And while I feed my family in New York, you put the knife in my back in Miami.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12410,It's a great game! You should play sometime. I bet you'd be good. You seem very athletic. Do you have any hobbies?,"I collect spores, molds and fungus.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12411,So how come you know so much about those countries?,I had to do my homework on them when I worked there. Also I enjoy history.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12412,"Those days are over, Gordon. They were over a long time ago.",Can't blame me for trying. You look as beautiful as that painting I just bought.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12413,What do I want? What makes you think I want something?,My daddy always said when a man starts talking about the weather keep you hand on your wallet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12414,"You could have sent it to them. Why would you drive an hour out to East Jesus, Nowhere?","I don't know, I just did. And while we were waiting for Vanessa, Mark and I watched The Wizard of Gore and he burned me some CDs of weird music. He's kind of cool.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12415,"We order from Dairy Queen at noontime, usually. We can buy your lunch till you get on your feet a little.",I like them french-fried potaters.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12416,How'd you get in the building?,"The door was open, sir. I just need a signature.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12417,It's nothing. I just think us girls should stick together.,"If it hadn't been for you, they would have kicked me off the train. I'd be out there in the middle of nowhere, sitting on my ukulele.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12418,"Man, could he write code. Totally elegant. He had his own style.","Those really weird, short lines.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12419,What if this tape gets into the wrong hands?,"""The wrong hands""? We're not talking about military secrets, John. They're just tapes that he makes so he can sit around and get off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12420,"Yes I do. Did you ever think that maybe I could help you? That maybe that's the point, that we're a team?","What, you want to come in here and save me? Is that what you want to do? Do I have a sign that says ""save me"" on my back?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12421,I bought everything you put on the list. Gloves. Pen knives. Flashlight. Batteries were not on the list.,Why should I have to put it on the list? It's like saying to buy a car with tires.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12422,I can do it myself.,"Yeah, I can see that. Later I want you to teach me that trick, but right now we have a job to do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12423,I'll keep in touch.,"I'm gonna travel a little bit, so I don't know where I'll be.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12424,"Let's just say, he looks after your interests.","Look, Junot, you aren't going to leave this room until you explain yourself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12425,Where else am I ever going to find another girl who likes Geeshie Wiley records? She could at least have the decency to call me back.,"Maybe she was just using you to try and get back at some guy. Who knows? It could be a million things. It's wasted time trying to logically figure out the female brain, that's for sure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12426,"He's stealing from you, Oskar.","Of course he's stealing from me, we're in business together. What is this? I'm sitting here, suddenly everybody's talking like this is something bad. We take from each other, we take from the Army, everybody uses everybody, it works out, everybody's happy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12427,"Typical army brat story. Dad was noncom, Mom was a Nurse. There was never any real doubt of joining up.",You had a mobile of bayonets above your crib.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12428,It wasn't a date. Jennifer invited me along to dinner with them.,Seems you were the last to see Carlton alive. And the last to see Gregory alive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12429,An omelet! Aren't you living a little above your ration?,"Well, I've saved up two eggs and each of my friends is bringing his own so we'll manage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12430,"Me, too. I'm real sorry someone broke in and stole your tape deck.",I never thought it would happen at The Atlantis. Jeez.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12431,"That's what it looks like, doesn't it? But that's what a ten gauge, choke-bored shotgun will look like when it hits your lower back from five feet away.","Somebody was serious about doing this guy, that's for sure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12432,"Well, you know, I think everyone's doing really well considering the fact that she was so young.","It's always hard to see the young ones called home, especially on an exploding thresher. It's just so odd and gross.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12433,"You don't look a day over one hundred and five, Captain. What's your secret?","Lots of carrot juice, little lady. That, and a deal with the Devil.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12434,You're right. I just wasn't sure you knew.,It's written all over you like a neon sign. Now say something nice to Rashid to make him feel better.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12435,I told you I didn't want to mix in it.,"All right, brother. Then you can go to some nice warm place, and I don't mean California.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12436,You have no whiskey?,"No whiskey, no spirits. Your rich cockroaches at the hotel, they will have to do without their scotch. Anyway, I have bled that cow enough Paul.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12437,"I got fifty dollars to spend in your store, Jesus of Nazareth. Can you help me or not?","Slinky's in aisle five, Twister's in aisle one, Moon Mud's in aisle four.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12438,And we've still got time left. This was a piece of cake.,"Yeah, that's what worries me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12439,I've never seen a moon like that.,It makes you look like an angel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12440,"So is this the same oracle that made the, uh, prophecy?",Yes. She's very old. She's been with us since the beginning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12441,She disappeared Friday night. We got reason to believe foul play might be involved.,"Some kids found her necklace near Tipper Creek, as well as what might be her blood on a rock.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12442,We were married two years before the baby. And then four very difficult years.,"So, you were a failure at the longest, most important relationship in your life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12443,You remember that story?,Of course. I remember everything from your class.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12444,Hey Vada. How's your report coming?,"Great, I have so much to say, I hardly know where to start.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12445,"Ooh, you hair is so soft and silky. What do you use on it?",Just a little Rogaine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12446,Hard to judge how these things happen. The Parole Board almost never reverses their decisions.,I guess it was because I was a model prisoner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12447,"This is uncomfortable for me -- because, well, I don't mean it as a knock, but we approach this differently.",We sure do. I don't mean it as a knock either. Go ahead. I'll just say what I think and you can disregard it if you want.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12448,"I know what he's doing is bizarre, but most of the time he seems so normal, so well adjusted. I just can't believe it's him. I mean, and not something outside, influencing him. Or is that how denial works?","When it is denial. I don't think that's the case here, but if you're really worried, have a doctor check him out. You'll see, everything's fine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12449,You're not still writing that thank-you note?,I'm on the last page. How do you spell conscience?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12450,"Care for a stroll outside? Beautiful morning. The air is like wine, the sky is a deep blue.",Deep blue? I'd call it grey-blue.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12451,"Because of the nature of murder. ""There's nothing more destructive to the metaphysical fabric that binds us than the untimely murder of one human being by another"".","Somehow, I don't think that was Walt Whitman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12452,What the fuck did you do to Fauntleroy?,"I didn't touch him, he just passed out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12453,Detroit. Snoopy Miller told me uncut diamonds are as easy to move as cash.,"Ever seen an uncut diamond, Studs? They look like plain old rocks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12454,IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR REASON WE'RE NOT OUT OF HERE YET?!,"Just waiting for you, tubs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12455,Aren't you worried you could die a virgin?,Yeah. I'm extremely worried about that. It's right up there with global warming.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12456,"No, that would be much too overpowering.","Yeah, overpowering. That was the word I was looking for.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12457,It's a way outta here.,What do I want a way outta here for? I want to live here the rest of my life. I want to be your next door neighbor. I want to take our kids to little league together up Foley Field.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12458,The central nervous system selects items from a constant storm of sensations. Whatever was killed in your stroke appears to have short-circuited this mechanism. Parts of your brain now seem to be firing at random.,You're saying there's an electrical storm in my head?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12459,"Juno? Did you happen to barf in my urn? Mac, you know that nice urn by the front door, the one I got up in Stillwater? I found some weird blue shit, I mean stuff, gunk, in there this morning.","I would never barf in your urn, Brenda. Maybe L.B. did it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12460,Please let me help you.,"Sure, you can help me! You can help me jump over that cliff! I've been looking and looking at the bottom of that mountain, but I haven't got the nerve to jump!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12461,"Listen, Queen Collie, I have a code. I never, ever, drop a case. Besides, I, uh, used all your money to pay my bills, so I kinda owe you.","Nonsense. After what you've been through, it sounds like I owe you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12462,You were looking for us?,"Yeah, I have something I've been meaning to give you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12463,You heard the Tutsi cockroaches murdered our president.,"Yes, it is a calamity for us all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12464,Were you watching me?,Not at first. You would stare at the tops of the trees so intently. Any second I thought you would take off and fly.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12465,"Yes, and it's very bad. It probably should be done at the hospital under general anesthesia.","That would scare her to death. She's terrified of hospitals. To her, a hospital is where you go to die.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12466,How many people do you all feed?,Last Saturday we handed out over two hundred meals.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12467,Then what the fuck did you do it for?,I did it because because I'd never stopped thinking about you and if I didn't find you I knew my life would never be good again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12468,You all been here a long time. Doesn't anybody ever escape from this place?,They run but they never get too far.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12469,Your talking about the nuclear testing in the Pacific.,Yes. This testing done by my country left a terrible mess. We are here to clean it up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12470,"But I have had much practice. As a child in the West, a platoon lived with us. They'd let me play with their weapons. The scabbard is so beautiful.","Beautiful but dangerous. Once you see it tainted with blood, its beauty is hard to admire. It's 400 years old.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12471,"Chill, I'm the brains behind this outfit.",And I'm the feet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12472,You're not in school? What do you do?,I work at the Big Boy warehouse. In Queens. I drive a fork-lift.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12473,But I had heard his wounds were mortal.,"They were Steven, they were. It's been a miracle it has. He lasted right through and healed. No one in the village has ever seen anything like it. Ever.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12474,"God, I've never seen anything like this before. Are all of these Indian designs authentic?","Yes, I believe they are based mainly on Navajo and Apache motifs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12475,"Be your sidekick, you know, and maybe eventually become a TV talk-show host.","TV talk-show host, OK. You were at sidekick eight seconds ago, then TV talk-show host. You'll be a Latin dictator in a bout a minute.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12476,"Well almost. Depends which house. It smelled like old hamburger, and it made this weird noise.",And it snuffled the ground like a dog.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12477,At least it will expose whether Khruschev has been overthrown. We'll know what we're dealing with.,"And if this is a move to appease the hard line, then it may just be the bone he needs to regain control of his own house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12478,Of course I did. He said he'd file an appeal right away. You didn't tell me he was so good looking.,"Yeah, that side of the family has all the looks and none of the brains. I hope he don't mess things up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12479,"Now this Strawberry Alice person, tell me again.",Down the street and across. Greely's Beer Garden and Billiard parlor. Just ask for Alice and say you want a game of billiards.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12480,"Your high school friend who went around saying 'Me lay, you lay?' to all the young females in the community. As I remember, you said it was quite a successful approach.","Well, he wouldn't score more than once in seven or eight tries, but the important thing was he didn't waste time socializing. Anyway, Trapper John, this is Me Lay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12481,I can't get over how cute the girls in this city are.,I know. It's like the opposite of inbreeding. The hottest one percent from around the world migrate to this gene pool.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12482,My diary's in Berlin.,"You don't need the diary, dad. Marcus has the map.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12483,Why all of a sudden are you flippin' on me? This blackface thing was part of the deal from the git-go. Don't even try to play it like you ain't a part of all this. You down with Delacroix.,I just don't want you and Cheeba to get hurt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12484,You didn't think I could just leave you?,I didn't know what was going to happen. I was just so worried something was going to happen to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12485,"We got jobs, man. We're working. Why even take the chance?","Because if you don't take the chance, you're already dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12486,He should be king!,And wear a crown and everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12487,A convention? How'd you see her at a convention?,"I'm an orthopedic surgeon, she's an orthopedic surgeon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12488,I know who you are Mr. Donovan. Your contributions to the museum over the years have been extremely generous. Some of the pieces in your collection here are very impressive.,"Well, like yourself, Doctor Jones, I have a passion for antiquities. Have a look over here. This might interest you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12489,"You followed me here, didn't you?",Saw you in the street outside. You seemed interesting. Is this where you live?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12490,How the hell do we get him down. from there?,Maybe nobody will notice. Let's get them back in the bus.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12491,All our parents are weirdoes. I think my dad is into hookers. I know he lit cats on fire when he was a kid.,My dad acts like he's Johnny Fucking Perfect and he's really Johnny Fucking Rapist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12492,"Yeah, I had to give her free dermabrasion for a year. Forget it, Louis. I could get in a lot of trouble.","I'm telling you, we're all going to be in big trouble if we don't do something fast. That ghost guy came and took my friend's baby and we got to get it back. It's just a scared little baby, Sherm.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12493,"Please excuse me a moment, Jeffrey, and I'll get to the dishes.","Sure thing, please don't worry about me. Can I help you with the dishes?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12494,"Jack. This week is not about me. It's about you. I'm going to show you a good time. We're going to drink a lot of good wine, play some golf, eat some great food, enjoy the scenery and send you off in style.",And get your bone smooched.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12495,"My domain is here, inside this metal skin. And I would pledge to you all that I still own: muscle, bone, blood and the heart that pumps it.","And a great heart it is. Sir Lancelot, you will be my champion.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12496,I have sectors 1-28. I think Hector has the upper levels.,"We'd better get everybody online. And Kyle, stop downloading porn. Your frame rate is unacceptable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12497,"You know what, though? I feel like I'm really ready to do it. To have sex for the first time.",Wow. That's big. I mean sex is a really big deal. You shouldn't do it until you know you've found the right person.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12498,The bottom falls out of the sword business!,"It's not just your livelihood that's at stake but your son's, and the livelihood of all blacksmiths.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12499,What did he talk about when you guys went out? Did he say anything?,He was upset. He thought people were following him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12500,"Gee, Eddie, you're not gonna go, are ya? Maroon'll be layin' for ya at nine o'clock.",That's why I'll be there at 8:45.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12501,I can't go without Thomas.,"All three of us will go, but we have to move fast. Mars and Dennis don't know I'm doing this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12502,This has to be a big mistake.,"The big mistake was my not believing in your genius earlier. From the gitgo, from jump street.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12503,There are three men dead.,So what. I've got to give him his money. That was our end of the deal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12504,"Francie, you know I can't do that.",Why? It's such a simple thing. You just let me out and I disappear down a road and you never have to see me again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12505,Mr. Murphy asked about you again at work yesterday.,He just wants me to make him cinnamon cookies like I made for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12506,But you can't tell where one country begins and another ends. You can't see any borders. It's just one world.,"Good. If you can see it, and I can see it, maybe some day everyone will see it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12507,You don't know much about much if you think Vader won't want us dead before this is over.,He doesn't want you at all. He's after someone named Skywalker.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12508,There's a casino in this hotel.,I'm not much of a gambler really. I just like this bar.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12509,You mean the designs for the nanobot? You think after this I'm going to give them to him?,I think that either you're going to give them to him or he's going to make you give them to him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12510,What happened to your hand?,I cut it on an old rusty knife.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12511,"Harry told me Martin loves it, he flipped.","Yeah, well Martin is known for his flipping. He flips over a script, and when the time comes to make a deal, he flips out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12512,No thanks. I'm going to turn in.,All right. I'll be in my workshop for a little while. I'll be in in a little while. I need to unwind a little. I'll be in soon. A little while.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12513,I converted a bedroom. This stuff builds up. Wait till you've been doing this sixteen years.,I'm not knocking it. It's a great solution. Not only the storage but you can see everything you have.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12514,"That's not true, we have a great time together. I've said I'm sorry. Let's forget about it and go stop by my place, so I can get changed.",Oh sure and you will want sex. Always sex.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12515,I was working on the cataloging.,"Jennifer, there is more to life than work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12516,"Really? I want to make sure that I understand what you're telling me, Greley. A crime was committed in New York City? That is news.",The guy had a sword and was dressed like this guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12517,"So, we'll meet every Tuesday and Friday. And if you have any kind of emergency, you can page me.","OK, good. That's good. Thanks an awful lot for everything, and for coming down here to see me off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12518,"That's right. There's not hardly enough work these days, nothing that pays the big money, anyhow. Then along comes this job, paying so much goddamned money I couldn't afford not to take it. Somebody's paying through the nose for this.","They certainly are. Whatever it is we're going to steal, it must be quite something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12519,Oh God. This is insane.,What's insane is the fact that Micheal here put a fucking girl's head through a toilet. That's insane.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12520,"In any event, you still owe me my reward.","I'm sorry, but unfortunately I don't fuck losers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12521,That's awful generous of you. I always ask to keep from wearing out welcome.,One can tell you are from back home. These people nowadays don't know what manners are.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12522,"But, I don't understand.","And, I'm asking you to trust me without understanding why.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12523,Liquid oxygen canisters inside. Start ripping them out. Quick hits only. Try to make it last.,"Well, is someone coming for us? Or are we all just gonna die of exposure or dehydration or sunstroke or maybe even something worse? Hey, you don't have to worry about scaring me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12524,Aerobics class. Sorry. Any messages?,Ricky Hendricks has to cancel today. He didn't say what he was canceling or why.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12525,"Will you marry me, Loretta Castorini Clark?","Before all these people, yes. I will marry you, Ronny Cammareri!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12526,Nice town that you've got here.,"You want to see it better, we could go out on the roof.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12527,Talcott doesn't usually show up at the office 'till after his 18 holes. What are they nervous about?,They're executives. They're nervous about everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12528,You the only sentry?,"I work graveyard, swing and day all by my lonesome.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12529,"The body is just another part of nature and ever since we gave up trees for central air, there has been nothing sacred about nature. Nature is the enemy, Mr. O'Brien, and science is our greatest weapon against her.",You egomaniacs make me laugh. Nature's going to bury you like she buries everyone else.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12530,You know what's wrong with you? You got fevers. You kinky as a bedbug. How you gonna get to Florida?,"I'll find the money. If you just get me on the bus, that's all I ask.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12531,"You've really got it all worked out, haven't you?","No need to thank me, if you don't want to. Just pay for these drinks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12532,"You're gonna die soon with that diet, you know that?",We're all gonna die soon. I will. You will. It sure sounds like your son will.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12533,I'll talk to your father.,It's not that simple. It costs money to do this at home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12534,"Yeah? Well, I don't like to talk about my past.","Maybe, the Professor could help you with that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12535,"I couldn't let you wear black on sailing day, sweetpea. It's bad luck.",I felt like black.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12536,"Ellis, what have you told them?",I told them we're old friends and you were my guest at the party.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12537,"Well, it's not something you should enter into lightly.",It boils down to respect. People just don't respect the institution of marriage any more. They have no sense of real commitment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12538,What were you doing in my room?,I was looking for that blue sweater that you borrowed which I found balled up in the bottom of your closet. Now why did you lie to me? Where did you go?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12539,"I'm sorry, can someone else please run the Ouija board? It's creepy, it's wrong and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.","Hannah, in order to get real answers from the netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart. The devil won't dick with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12540,"But dad, It's on the news.","Thanks, son. I can hear it. I'm not sleeping, just closing my eyes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12541,"Well, Terrance I hope you learned something from this whole experience.","I did, Terrance, I learned that you are a boner biting dick fart fuck face!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12542,"I'm doing okay. Been reading about your show, it's all over everywhere. I watched it once. I thought you said there would be no buffoonery.","So, you going to attack me too. The show is a hit. Aren't you happy for me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12543,"Maurice, even if it was true, what are you worried about? Last time I checked, you weren't black. I'm not sure what the hell you are. But I know you aren't a black man.",I am the future. I am all colors. All races. All creeds. I am the melting pot. I am the tossed salad. I am post racial.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12544,"Must've read about the funeral. Sick mother. That's the last thing you need right now, I'm sure.",It's actually been giving me Freddy nightmares.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12545,I thought you made this place?,"I did, but this room has four exits and only one opens, it's up to them in the control room. There's one right over there. The exit light is on, but he can change it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12546,"Well, Mom's dead, so shut your fly trap.",I will if you shut your piehole.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12547,I hear you brought a film clip with you. Do you want to set it up for us?,"Well, it pretty much speaks for itself. Peter, you want to run with it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12548,"I came to give you your freedom, a chance to live the life you choose. The same gift you gave me.","I have been part of the greatest adventure ever know. I have found purpose here, and the family I could never have.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12549,It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that's not important right now. The first officer is ill and the Captain would like someone with flying experience to help him with the radio. Do you know anything about planes?,"Well, I flew in the war, but that was a long time ago. I wouldn't know anything about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12550,I knew I couldn't trust you. You told me you were taking me home.,"Come on up for just a few minutes. We'll have just one drink, then we'll go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12551,Wide awake. I don't remember ever feelin' this awake. Everything looks different. You know what I mean. I know you know what I mean. Everything looks new. Do you feel like that? Like you've got something to look forward to?,"We'll be drinkin' margaritas by the sea, Mamasita.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12552,Thanks again. For the dinner.,Thanks for eating it. I don't know why I even pretend I can cook.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12553,"Yes, madame. You see, I have to get up very early. My little brother goes to school. You see, Mother is dead.","Yes, that's the trouble with mothers. First you get to like them and then they die.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12554,You're saying I have no choice.,Father will be your controller. Steed here will show you the ropes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12555,I'm Jack Hardemeyer. I'm the mayor's assistant. What can I do for you?,I'm an old friend of the mayor's. I just want to say hello to him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12556,I suppose you want to hear my prayer to Hermes.,I just came to see if your prayer would entertain me as much as my medicine seems to amuse you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12557,Long trip. Pretty nice of you to come.,"Well, I'm close to her. I wanted to meet the one that got away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12558,"Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.",Then have my lips the sin that they have took.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12559,Are you talking about Jamie Lloyd?,"Where ever she is, that little girl is in mortal danger.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12560,"I've spent eighty years looking for another way, Captain. This is the only one. Of course, you could always come with me. You fancy yourself an explorer. Here's a chance to explore something no human has ever experienced.","Not if it means killing over two hundred million people. I wonder, did your wife Leandra know that she married a man who was capable of mass murder?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12561,"That's true. Oh, God, Lotte, what have I become? My wife in a cage with a monkey. A gun in my hand. Betrayal in my heart.","Maybe this is what you've always been, Craig, you just never faced it before.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12562,The power was within you.,I feel as if a weight has been lifted from my heart. How can I repay you for this miracle?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12563,My tongue around the edge of his ear is what cured him.,Go in there and lick his attitude.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12564,"Whatever you are, you're the only one of it.",It happens that I'm the law.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12565,"No, Dwayne, you go ahead and relax, have a six pack and fall asleep in front of the TV, and come upstairs and pass out. And do it all over again tomorrow!","Save me the sermon. I've heard it all before, it's boring.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12566,"For all I know, you're the rat.","Now you're using your head. For all we know, he's the rat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12567,I been calling for four months.,"Well, that's how long I've been out at sea.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12568,There's still a patch of blood there on the road. Did you see it?,I saw the blood. It looks like motor oil.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12569,I don't want old sad bastard music either. I just want something I can ignore.,But it's my new tape. My Monday morning tape. I made it last night just for today.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12570,"Phil, he's not looking inside. He's just striking out at the world.",He has a lot of hurt inside him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12571,Y'all just seen me play my last game.,Same here. You can retire my number.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12572,"Due to Mr. Gill's untimely demise and everything, I guess you two will have to improvise the next round.","Right. If I win, you wear a dress on our date.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12573,"Thank you. It is a pleasure to have you here, Major.",Champagne and a tin of caviar.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12574,"Do you agree with Ben, Mr. Gardiner? Are we finished? Or do you think we can stimulate growth through temporary incentives?","As long as the roots are not severed, all is well and all will be well in the garden.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12575,"OK, look. We all know that this has something to do with 'Stab 3'. What we do not know is why the killer keeps leaving articles about Maureen Prescott.","Actually, there was more this time. This time, we found a picture too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12576,"Well, I like him. I used to be afraid of doctors but not any more. Why, he could operate on me any old time and I wouldn't even be scared.","Rose, you are just entirely too uncritical of people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12577,"No, I think I'll drink it in here, thanks.","If you're going to drink it in here, I'd appreciate it if you'd not bother the customers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12578,The University cannot do this. Is the room safe?,"Yes, I think so. Ut is still barred, but it is not the University who is in the building.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12579,"Nice to meet you, Mr. Stubbins. A little something I baked.","Oooohh! A fruit cake. Thank you, Mrs. Sutphin. Have a seat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12580,Yeah but I didn't do anything about it. Out of respect for our marriage.,"You didn't do anything about it out of respect for the fact that she wouldn't let you near her with a ten foot pole, which is, by the way, about nine feet, nine inches off the mark anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12581,Not a book fair. I was signing autographs in a department store.,"I was so excited about meeting you. Again and again, I kept getting in the back of the line so I could be the last to talk to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12582,I made you some cocoa. See?,Thank you Ben. That was so sweet of you. Goodnight Annabelle. Sweet dreams.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12583,Good evening. Forest Service.,Hallo. My name's Dick Halloran. I'm the Head Chef up at the Overlook Hotel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12584,"Reel it in. He's only tiny, throw him back.","I don't like touching fish, how do you pull the hook out without touching it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12585,"Hi. Hi Sandy. I'm sorry to bother you, but I've got to talk to you.",Okay. Come on in. Looks like you had a bad face lift.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12586,Don't blame me. I'm City Editor in name only. You do all the hiring around here.,"Yeah! Well, I do the firing, too. Remember that, Duffy, and keep a civil tongue in your head.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12587,"That's the idea, Walter. It's the only way to gain recognition. All the big art critics and art dealers would be there, it would be an event.","Yeah, then you could unload and sell this stuff for a lot more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12588,Shit. And you're eating my burger? You don't eat meat.,"I can't help it, it smells so good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12589,"My secret is I only use fresh tomatoes, never canned. And to give it that little extra zip, I mix in some Spam with the ground beef.",Oh. You can't get this in a restaurant in New York.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12590,"We was born to die, boy. From the minute you take your first breath you got a death sentence hanging over your head. You just don't know where, or when, or how. Don't make sense worryin' about the particulars.","We're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride. Is that it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12591,"I don't believe in fairy tales and hokum, Mister O'Connell, but I do believe that one of the most famous books in history is buried out there, The Book Of The Living. It's what first interested me in Egypt as a child. It's why I came here, sort of a life's pursuit.","And the fact that they say it's made out of pure gold, makes no nevermind to you, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12592,"Well I just bought it, now I'm fixing it up.",This is one big house for one single person.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12593,It is my job to protect my country. Sometimes I must even protect it from itself. From mistakes we have made. Mistakes that we do not want the world to know about.,You're talking about the nuclear testing in the Pacific.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12594,"Harm to whom? Me? I don't think, so. Try him again at the hotel.",I left three messages already.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12595,"Shit, I don't have her number. She was never interviewed. She took off right after the accident.",How are we going to find her? There must be thousands of white vans in this state.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12596,"Well, I am working on my thesis.","It must be wonderful to be so smart. I don't see how you do it, reading all those books, learning all that stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12597,I can't believe we had to give them the damn tape.,"Yeah, me neither. It was one of my favorites. Me and Faith in a hot tub on my birthday. I'm going to really miss it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12598,Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard.,"Walt Disney, who gave us Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, plays shuffleboard. Jesus Christ plays shuffleboard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12599,We found a bottle of Dristan nasal spray on the nightstand. It was filled with water and cocaine. Mr. Marsh had a head cold at the time of his death. I believe he wasn't aware that he was ingesting cocaine.,Is this the bottle that was found on the nightstand?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12600,Then we've gotta start one. Do you know how to start a war?,"Sure, that's easy. You gotta insult somebody.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12601,"Make a distraction out front and go for it out the back. There's cars back there, right?","Yeah, the lot's right there. My truck is right out back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12602,"Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, nine. Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, a thousand. It's all there. Wow. A hundred and twenty-eight thousand dollars.","Jesus Christ, I'm getting a boner just looking at it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12603,Don't flatter yourself. I take pictures of a lot of junk.,"Okay, let's hear it. I'm sure you have a great explanation for why those rocket photos are so important you broke into my house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12604,"Yes, we've had it retrofitted with a secure cellular phone, an on-board computer, and a Global Geosynchronous Positioning Device. Oh, and finally, this.","Let me guess. The floss is garotte wire, the toothpaste contains plastic explosives, and the toothbrush is the detonation device.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12605,"Sir, he created the Park. He would know how to circumvent any of the traps.",I'm willing to bet that even the creator can't out wit his creation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12606,It ain't right for me to keep from tellin' you how come I was put in the state hospital.,That's okay. It's not really my business. I have wondered though. Why was it? Was it like a nervous breakdown?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12607,"Oh, and Holly met a wonderful man who loves opera. An architect.","Oh, that's nice. I'd love to see her wind up settled. She's a tense one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12608,You fell in love with her first.,"Yeah, but I didn't do anything about it. Out of respect for our marriage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12609,I don't want to go that way. Find a way that we don't have to go through Texas.,Wait. What? You want to go to Mexico from Oklahoma and you don't want to go through Texas?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12610,"I'm just saying, we have one night to ourselves, why do we have to spend it here?","Cause it's my office party. If you had an office, I'd go to your party.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12611,"You know Dr. Mason's son, Jeffrey Mason, don't you, James? You met him in the County Hospital six years ago.",The guy was a total fruitcake.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12612,And beyond the blue is the blackness of the cosmos.,Spreckled with uncountable stars. The stars are shining right now. We just can't see them. Just another instance of all that's going on that is beyond human perception.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12613,"Doug, you said you wouldn't be long. Come on, I've got to go. Now!","Alright, I'm coming. It's the perfect place Jahn. Thanks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12614,And they loved Bear.,"Oh yes. Like I said, they always came out together to see him off to school. It's like he was their little treasure. He was such a beautiful boy. That's a picture of him on the wall there, behind Abbott.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12615,"Well, I'm listening now.","Me, too. This is my favorite part of the tape.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12616,"Sure. Romance, that's great! To engineer your comeback, we're gonna need a whole slate of pictures. Once ""Glen Or Glenda"" takes off, we'll slam you into one, then another, then another!",That's good. I could use the money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12617,This is a ludicrous situation. There must be dozens of men dying to use my shower.,Then I suggest you call one of them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12618,You think that story's gonna make me loan you money?,It's the truth. If you'd just loaned me the money last time this never would have happened.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12619,First I see if Hannah will let me borrow her car.,It seems to me that girl would let you borrow her pancreas.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12620,"It still strikes me as, well, surreal, that I'm allowed to see you naked.",You and every person in this country.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12621,Yes. Why do you think you woke and they didn't?,I don't know. Maybe I'm a light sleeper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12622,Is that the man who called you up here?,"Yeah, that's Dr. St. Luc. He's the head of our little medical clinic here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12623,And you struck him right here in our house?,"Yes, I'm sorry, I struck him right here in your house. And I'll strike anybody in anybody's house that calls me a Cinderella Man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12624,"He didn't lose her, he threw her away.","Yes, I guess he did. He threw her away and it was the mistake of his life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12625,"Listen, hillbilly, you are a cunt-hair away from cowboy heaven.","Ain't no thing but a chicken wing, buttercup.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12626,"Look, I told you I'm not going to college.","Well, I think it's good to keep all your options open. You can always enroll for the winter quarter. You could even live here and go to the city college part time, and still get a job if you wanted to.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12627,"This is every financial transaction Ellingson conducts, yeah? From million dollar deals to the ten bucks some guy pays for gas.",The worm eats a few cents from each transaction.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12628,"It's a good, honest business, isn't it?","Oh sure, it's honest. But somehow, I can't picture you with a guy who sells policies.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12629,You work in a video store!,I work in a shitty video store. I want to go to a good video store so I can rent a good movie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12630,So they've got him up and running.,He's a very unusual android.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12631,"Yeah. It's not just the chip, it has a PCI bus. But you knew that.",Indeed. RISC architecture is gonna change everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12632,"I want you to tell me the truth, mind you.","I always tell you the truth, Remo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12633,"No, there's no problem, Dr. Helburn just needs to have his oil changed.","Oh I see, 'cause usually that doesn't require such a lengthy consultation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12634,I guess we'll need another locker.,No problem. We'll just sell another baseball card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12635,"I received this information from an alien. I was at the Paramus Holiday Inn, I was having a drink in the bar when he approached me and started talking. Then he must have used some sort of ray or a mind control device because he made me follow him to his room and that's where he told me about the end of the world.",Your alien had a room in the Holiday Inn?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12636,I suppose the idea was specialized training.,"I suppose so. Though, of course, there's a more sinister explanation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12637,You have no car.,"Well, I had a car, and it was right here. I guess somebody moved it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12638,I understand. I'm just real curious like you said.,I was the same way when I was your age. I guess that's what got me into this business.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12639,You have materials for the side bearings?,I'm using an old phonographic turntable.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12640,"I'm sorry. I don't mean to take out my frustration on you. You've been a great help to me, and I've let you down.","I'm not that sort you know. I appreciate you feelings, but try to show them some other way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12641,"I asked you what you think of Rosebud, now that she's been here a while.","Honey, she's perfect. She works all the time and she's wonderful with the children. And they love her, even brother likes her though he won't admit it. I think she's just perfect.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12642,"So, what brings you out here? Pleasure cruise?","Well a little business, too. In my upcoming project Star Trackers I play a ship's captain, and I really wanted to get a feel for the outer space experience. I feel it will add more credibility to my performance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12643,"Alright, listen, no bullshit just tell me straight: did you really know the guy you were chasin'?",Yes. He was part of the Juntao crime family. He may be Juntao himself. And he dropped this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12644,"I'm gonna just sit here and drain this bottle. And when I've drunk the last drop, if I still feel then, the way I feel now, I'm gonna take this bottle and break it over his melon head.","Before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. That means you, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12645,Well--nobody calls you anything but Saunders.,I also answer to whistles.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12646,Once this was a relationship based on love. Now you have me in a cage with a monkey and a gun to my head.,"Things change. Anyway, you gave up your claim to that love the first time you stuck your dick in Maxine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12647,"Diane, I'm not asking you to sever all relations with the boy. Give him a present, here, let him know you still care. Give him this pen.","Dad, in a million years, I would never give him a pen. What's wrong with having some fun? I like him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12648,Why are you wearing that thing on your face?,"Germs, sir. These places are full of them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12649,"Tee, the beautiful babies don't work Wednesdays midnight to six. This is the skank shift.",What are you talking about? Look at all the honeys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12650,"Wes, we thought you were dead, and we thought we were next. Hanging around to get killed wouldn't have done anyone any good.","Sure, and I guess it was just convenient there was one less person to split the gold with.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12651,"Personally I think he has a deep, almost pathological desire to corrupt you. But I suppose that's a type of love. I certainly wish someone wanted to corrupt me.",Maybe I should blister through a bottle of Tequila and just fuck his brains out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12652,"Get used to me, Inspector. I'm not going anywhere.",Then go find a corner. I don't want you in my way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12653,"Are you crazy? Do you realize we got ourselves a ship? We own a ship, Dodge.","Yeah, a ship that's supposed to have been lost at sea fifty years ago. You don't think that's just a little freaky?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12654,Nothing. I'm not gonna tell him a thing. The least I can do is not make him an accessory any more than he already is.,"You are so sweet to that guy, you really are. Imagine not wanting to drag him into this. He is a lucky man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12655,Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies.,Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12656,"Spock, could the Humpback's answer to this call be simulated?","The sounds, but not the language. We would be responding in gibberish.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12657,It ain't always a blessing. My brother here?,He's got blood in his eye.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12658,"You've got an inferiority complex, you have.","Yeah, I know, that's why I took up the drums. It's me active compensatory factor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12659,All I have to do is risk my life providing you with these facts.,We could work together. Then maybe we could both get the hell out of here. There's a beach in Bora Bora with my name on it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12660,I'll go up and take a look at the General. Perhaps sit with him.,He won't even know you're there. He is delirious.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12661,"What the hell would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head. Then all this Abilene shit happened. You heard about that bank robbery in Abilene, didn't ya?",That's all that's been on the box all day. They killed some people didn't they?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12662,They don't get opened until eight.,Is it ok if I leave my car you think?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12663,"Look, doll, if I wanted underwear, I woulda broken into Frederick's of Hollywood. I was lookin' for Marvin Acme's will.","Marvin Acme had no will. I should know, the probate is in my court.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12664,You're not happy with your part.,I'm not happy that I'm 35 playing a 21 year old. I'm not happy that I have to die naked! And I'm not happy that my character is too stupid not to have a gun in the house after her boyfriend's been cut into McNuggets.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12665,What did you tell her about the shop for?,"I didn't know it was classified information. I mean, I know we don't have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing and not, like, a business strategy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12666,Darrell giving you problems?,He did more work on the car. He wants fifty bucks extra for it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12667,I didn't know you weren't well.,It's the lawyers. The lawyers are finally killing me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12668,London? Where's Jack? I had a strange dream.,I should think so after your recent traumatic experiences.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12669,"You have to protect yourself from sadness. This is the thing I've learned. You're in love with him, aren't you? Your patient. Do you think he's a saint or something? Because of the way he looks? I don't think he is.",I'm not in love with him. I'm in love with ghosts. And so is he. He's in love with ghosts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12670,"Where are you, Mulder? I can hear you, but I can't see you.",I'm in the vending room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12671,"You remember that boy who lost his mind, Joe? You could hear him pitching horseshoes at night in the dark. He wouldn't miss a one. Make him mad and call yourself running in the house to be safe. He would pick up a brick and say ""go on in there brick and hit somebody"" and it would find its mark.",I was afraid to go to Marcus Bottom because of him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12672,"We'll work out the roller hockey thing, okay? Whatever you want, we'll work it out. I promise.",You always say that. Then you go to work and forget you promised.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12673,"They tell me you never go out, never talk to anybody. Why?","Toto, sooner or later there comes a time when talking or keeping quiet is the same thing. So it's better to shut up. It's hot in here. Toto, take me to the beach.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12674,"Well, that's fine. Now I want you to sign this agreement. It gives us an exclusive story under your name day by day from now until Christmas. On December twenty-sixth, you get one railroad ticket out of town, and the Bulletin agrees to pay to have your arm fixed. That's what you want, isn't it?","Yeah, but it's got to be by Bone-Setter Brown.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12675,That's it. It's over. Get out.,So I guess a blowjob's out of the question?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12676,My date always pays more attention to you than to me.,"Frida, I don't mean this as a criticism, but you might not want to talk about PMS around men.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12677,"The U.S. Attorney in Washington has declined to serve our subpoena on Allen Dulles, Charles Cabell, CIA Director Richard Helms, or any FBI agent we named.","Well, what do you expect from a pig butt grunt?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12678,"Easy, easy, easy, Scotty. Easy. You're back with us.","Uhura, I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that a madman had taken over the Enterprise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12679,Which pie do you recommend?,"The key lime is great, but it's an acquired taste.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12680,Was there apple juice when you were little?,"Yeah, there was apple juice. But I always preferred grape.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12681,I don't fucking know what chance you fucking have!,Well if you could tell me roughly it would help.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12682,"Let's never come here again, because it would never be as much fun.","Ok, whatever you want. You're the boss of the family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12683,Charlie really has a great voice.,Maybe his group will be the next Dion and the Belmonts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12684,Are you walking around looking for me?,I just thought I'd say hi. I was in the neighborhood.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12685,"Early night for you, isn't it?","I was about to ask you the same thing, going out with a college boy and all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12686,"Hey, my man! How's the masterpiece coming along?",Not so bad. Would be going better if I could get some peace and quiet around here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12687,Who cares? I don't see no any more treasure.,You're welcome to my share of the spider webs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12688,"Why, how could I not worry? Not knowin' what's happenin' to you or where you are? Are you with that boy?","If you mean Sailor, mama, yes I am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12689,"Ernie told this story. How he used to write obits and when the people in town called him up with death notices, he cried. He was till that way when they promoted him out of obits. He says you're lucky if you can get out while you could still cry. I should have quit this place three years ago.",You're just trying to say all great stuff so I'll feel even worse that you're not around.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12690,"Oh, is there anything else you remember, how did you propose? Was it romantic?","Well, I kinda just blurted it out over a root beer float.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12691,"Oh, there is no hurry. Tonight he'll be at Rick's. Everybody comes to Rick's.","I have already heard about this cafe, and also about Mr. Rick himself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12692,I thought Chipmunk-face was never going to shut up.,"I know, I liked her better when she was an alcoholic crack addict! She gets in one car wreck and all of a sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everybody loves her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12693,"You don't act like the rest of Gideon's friends. They believe if you are not hard at work, you are hard at sin.","Oh, I'm more modern in my ways. I don't believe in sin, though there is good and evil. And evil is a thing you work at.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12694,"This doctor, was he tall, with dark hair?","Yeah, and a dimple.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12695,Good. When you love them they drive you crazy cause they know they can. But you like him?,"Oh yeah. He's a sweet man. I wanna have a big church wedding, Ma. And a reception.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12696,You are weak! I have seen it. The Force is strong with him. He must be destroyed.,"But, if he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12697,"Yeah, doesn't hurt himself, just spins it around next to his eyeball.",I'm sure that ain't the only place he's sticking those pencils.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12698,"I don't believe Ol' Bruce is having as much fun with this as he once did. He still insists on the ""guests"" being of the more nefarious type.","That's right, sir. He does a thorough background check and if he finds them to be criminal or guilty of embezzlement, then he will put them in the park. He has refused the last three suggested ""guests"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12699,But what in the world can you do with a day off in St. Sebastian?,"I was just beginning to wonder. Aren't there shops, restaurants and things?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12700,Where'd you get your subscribers?,I put an ad on a computer bulletin board. I log on at the library so I can't be traced.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12701,You're afraid of him.,"This one, yes. I was always curious about these twisted little souls, but this is the first one I've felt personally terrified of. He's something new and unheard of. I don't know what he wants.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12702,You can only go with attendants and a big ceremony.,I want to run down the street. I want to buy a toy. Eat from the shops.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12703,Can you describe her? How old was she?,I never met the woman. I'm just taking care of the place until they sell it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12704,"Wow, you musta seen some things, huh? What's the worst thing you ever seen?","You learn to sort of block it out, you know, like cops fence off a crime scene. But then something good will happen and everything will just glow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12705,What is it about my writing that's so rotten?,Mainly it has to do with your choice of words.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12706,"If you are thinking of warning him, don't put yourself out. He cannot possibly escape.",I stick my neck out for nobody.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12707,"Hi Ralph. Oh Danny, how'd you find me here?",You told everybody where you were going. I'm here for the motor home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12708,"No, I don't think so. Leave me alone, give me money. That's what I get from our daughter. She has a way of shutting me out that seems very familiar.","Yeah, well, she has a way of self-medicating that probably seems familiar, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12709,"You were sent by Herr Falkstein, weren't you?","Yes, that's right. My grandfather and your grandfather used to pal around together. You and I should have a lot of laughs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12710,"I used to have one, but it broke a couple of years ago and I never got around to replacing it. I'd just as soon not have one anyway. I hate those damn things.",But then you don't get to watch the ball games. You told me you were a Mets fan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12711,I was afraid to go to Marcus Bottom because of him.,"All those places that us coloreds lived, that we used to call Bottoms, have all been changed to Drives and Heights. Everything is in what you call it, not in what it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12712,You're very different.,I'll bet you say that to all the women who bring you back to life and then seduce you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12713,"Here, have this can of Campbell's Tomato Soup.",I'm going to paint this can of soup and become famous and not give you any credit for it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12714,"May I have the surgeon's name, please?",He's the pro from Dover and I'm the Ghost of Smokey Joe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12715,Zuzu! What's the matter with Zuzu?,"Oh, she's got a cold. She's in bed. Caught it coming home from school. They gave her a flower for a prize and she didn't want to crush it so she didn't button up her coat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12716,At least your PMS is over.,And my bra finally fits again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12717,"Nuke's overthrowing tonight, he don't look loose. Anything bothering him?",He said his chakras were jammed and he was breathing out of the wrong nostril.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12718,"I wouldn't advise that, Mrs. Lampert. You'd better consider what happened to your husband when he tried to leave. Those men won't be very far away, no matter where you go. In fact, I don't even see any point in your changing hotels. Please help us, Mrs. Lampert. Your government is counting on you.","Well, if I'm going to die, I might as well do it for my country.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12719,"It's called journalism, Fletch. It's called getting both sides of the story. Something you apparently don't know anything about.",It's also called getting me this close to being murdered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12720,We can't do our job unless he does his job.,"Why don't we just do his job then, so we can do our job, and get the fuck out of here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12721,"Ellie, you know I think it's about time we got outa this place, get us a house of our own. We can afford it now.",Amen to that. The supermarket's full of assholes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12722,They ran his name and got a hit. He's been in before.,"He takes off and I gotta go to Kentucky to bring him back, you pay the expenses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12723,"I just don't understand about feeling sick the way I did. I never used to feel sick before. I used to feel like the very opposite. I mean, doing it or watching it, I used to feel real horrorshow. I just don't understand why, how what.","You felt ill this afternoon because you're getting better. You see, when we're healthy we respond to the presence of the hateful with fear and nausea. You're becoming healthy, that's all. By this time tomorrow you'll be healthier still.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12724,"Frank told me about your situation. And Frank loves company. You know, especially after his daddy passed and all. There ain't no sense in you stayin' in that old greasy shop. He's mentally retarded, poor thing.",He just got out of the state hospital.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12725,He left me my passport and ticket. It's pretty clear he wants to see me again.,"Yeah. I tend to tie up and abandon women I really want to see again, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12726,How was the dinner?,"All our ""favorite"" people were there saying all their ""favorite"" things about their ""favorite"" subjects. I thought to myself, we've been friends with these people almost twenty years and nobody knows anybody. We're so afraid we won't like each other and have nobody go to dinners with.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12727,What are you doing in the ship? Beth?,Getting food. We were out of food. What's wrong? You sound mad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12728,"Come now, Mr. Jennings had been bedridden for thirty-five years, since he fractured his spine.","Yes, Thomas, that is correct. Then he stopped visiting my garden.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12729,"No, no. I don't want to be idle.",And I don't want to have a washwoman for a wife.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12730,What do you want from me?,Just to walk with you. I want to be your dad again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12731,Why are you laughing?,"I laugh when I feel happy. Sometimes just thinking of you made me laugh. I had a lot of that. And other times that wasn't enough. I had a lot of that too. I know you find it hard to believe, but I'm happy just loving you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12732,"Clarence, I gotta hand it to ya. You were cooler than cool.",I was dying. I thought for sure everyone could see it on my face.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12733,"Well, don't lose it. Last time I gave you twenty-five dollars, you lost it.","Well, that just happened that time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12734,"I believe you, Austin. Let's go.","Hold on a tick, let me put on my togs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12735,"I'll call you from Detroit, baby.",You're going to miss Mexican Halloween. The Day of the Dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12736,I don't watch the new ones.,This one's almost thirty years old. It's about a young kid and an old lady who fall in love.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12737,You can wear lifts.,Even with lifts I'm never that tall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12738,"Oh, you're there. You sound out of breath.",I ran back in to get the phone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12739,You understand you're on trial for murder?,"I didn't do it! I walked in, saw my husband lying on the floor, bent down to check his heart, screamed my head off and Chutney and Enrique ran inside.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12740,But you triple-dog-dared me.,"It was for your own good, in a twisted sort of publicly humiliating way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12741,He should have thought of that before he denied me my birthright.,Well maybe you should go back and talk it over with him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12742,So you can't talk to me?,"I have a few people here, I can't really chat right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12743,Just find the girl.,I'll look into it as soon as I check out some avocado groves.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12744,Hey Frank. You shouldn't be coming over here. My parents really don't want you to.,I wanted to bring you some flowers. They're pretty good ones.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12745,Did I ever tell you about Me Lay Marston?,"Your high school friend who went around saying 'Me lay, you lay?' to all the young females in the community? As I remember, you said it was quite a successful approach.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12746,How about these buns?,"Yeah, they're so warm and soft.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12747,Could you give me a ride?,"Oh yes! Yeah, man, give her the ride, the ol' Pony ride back to the hotel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12748,"One idea that if you had fucking listened to, you would each be worth approximately 15 million dollars.",You can't keep bringing up Starbucks. That was your only real hit in like 75 tries.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12749,My secretary said you wanted to discuss a business proposition.,Yes. I'm interested in financing an adult feature film. I was told you were the man to come to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12750,"Oh, Pufferball likes his little tum-tum rubbed, doesn't he now?","Wow, I've never seen him like this. He doesn't usually like guys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12751,"I've got a wife, Mary. Kids. You know that.",I wish I was your wife. I wish I had your kids.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12752,"Yet you're contradicting yourself. You earlier testified that you attended a meeting of a communist party-run organization, yet you just said, under oath, that you were not now -- nor ever -- a member of the communist party.","That's not a contradiction at all, sir. I went to the meeting, but I didn't go as a member.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12753,"Yeah, we're gonna score.",I hope to score big there myself. I'm mostly going to be doing the slots.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12754,"Who I am, outside of this boat? What the hell I'm doing here?","I'll tell you who you are. You're the glue. You're the thing that holds everybody around you together. You're strong, you listen and you see things in people the rest of us can't. It's a gift.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12755,Pff. They hardly even noticed you.,So you're saying I could have done more to attract their attention.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12756,You're going to smoke an acre and a half of marijuana?,I got a bad stomach. It helps me digest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12757,"I'm the one you want! Penguin, please! Ask yourself, isn't it Max Shreck who manipulated and betrayed you? Isn't it Max, not Chip, whom you want to see immersed up to his eyeballs in raw sewage?","Okay, you have a point. Plus, the hysterics are getting on my nerves.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12758,"Trip, a female gynecologist does not a lesbian make. And even if it did, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on LSD.","Shrooms! And even if it was LSD, I can still give my mom a kiss without smelling the catch of the day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12759,"I want to see you, Terry.",You got eyes. I'm right in front of you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12760,He must have been pretty sure I'd come.,"Oh, he was. He told me a magic spell that would make you come.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12761,My stuff's in the trunk! God! You care more about that car than you do about most people.,"Most people just cause me trouble, but that car always gets me out of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12762,I don't know where it is. It's not here. It's been stolen.,"Wait a minute, I think I know who stole it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12763,Okay. You're a Czech national and you're a Russian national. How do you know one another?,We are both from Prague.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12764,It's my field. I represent athletes. I'm an agent.,What a coincidence. I'm a male synchronized swimmer and I'm looking for representation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12765,"I wanted to come by, apologize for coming into your house like I did last night.","Lemme get this straight, you broke in again to apologize for breaking in before?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12766,"Goddamn! How long have we had this fucking dog?! Two years, he still doesn't come! We need a dog that looks happy when the press is around.","Well, he's photogenic. Let's try dog bones?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12767,I'm not sleepy. I want to look at my flower.,"I know, but you just go to sleep, and then you can dream about it. It'll be a whole garden.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12768,Jani! Where are you?,Sun City. I've been meaning to call you for months.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12769,"I know things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different. If you'll just be patient, I can work things out.","I have been patient and I've tried to help, but you wouldn't even let me do that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12770,I think the building's okay. At least for the time being.,You didn't think it was okay when you lived here. You wanted to get out so fast I thought you were running a marathon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12771,Excuse me sir. Are you a guest of the club?,"Yes, I'm with the Underhills.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12772,"Jesus, Frankie, I'm your brother!",That's why we're only breaking one arm.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12773,You all don't believe me when I tell you I'm afraid of heights?,You used that excuse to get out of the army.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12774,"Work, work, work. Is that all that you do?","Well, there's a lot riding on this project.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12775,I'm sure I'm fit for at least five hundred miles.,You should ride the pony. It is not necessary to walk to prove the point.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12776,He was found nearly ripped to shreds in Central Park.,And he was missing an arm.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12777,Be a sport. How bad could spring break in Los Angeles be?,I guess we could go to Disneyland or something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12778,Leo spanked a waitress?,"Apparently, way it went, he invited her to come to Santa Anita to play the ponies with him. She told him what to do with that and he gave her one on the tush. My guess, he's by his lonesome at the track right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12779,Wow. What a swell place to work.,"Yeah, I got the key. So I come here at night, hang out, read comic books, play music.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12780,"Maybe that bartender made it up. I mean I think coyotes are rather beautiful. Maybe ""coyote ugly"" is really a compliment. Like someone who's conventionally ""ugly"" but is really beautiful.","Yeah, that's like a three bagger. Today a bag is also a condom, so now a three bagger can be a chick that's really hot. So hot you gotta put several condoms on to dull the senses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12781,"Deirdre? Smart, yeah, and seriously goddamned dangerous.",I wonder if she truly left the IRA.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12782,Maybe because we're not supposed to be having sex with bananas.,"You know what, though? I feel like I'm really ready to do it. To have sex for the first time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12783,Very creative. Now we can get you a black bow tie and you can look like one of those casino dealers.,"OK, but remember that they wear it because they have to. I wear it because I want to. That'll make me look different. Let's get a drink.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12784,You were the one who insisted on it. Reading me Dostoyevsky and Joyce when I was four.,You understood them. That's what was amazing. It's a nice day. Let's eat outside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12785,Do you believe you'll see your mother again?,I hope so. I think maybe she sees me now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12786,"Well fuck, you guys could do this every day.","We're like 7-Eleven. We ain't always doing business, but we're always open.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12787,Did you call the cops?,"Yeah, they told me to get out of the house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12788,I never seen heat like this! Not even in Las Minas!,The water's going putrid in the barrels.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12789,'Laura Scudder's Peanut Butter'. You like it?,"I would say, sir, it is right up there with Jif and Skippy. But miles ahead of Peter Pan. Like a taste?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12790,You weren't at my game.,"Yeah, sorry about that. I had this meeting with this guy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12791,I'm glad things have worked out for you.,I think New York was just what I needed. So many people. I never feel alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12792,There hasn't been a murder in six years. There's nothing wrong with the system. It's perfect.,"I agree. The system is perfect. If there's a flaw, it's human. It always is. Thank you for the tour, Wally.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12793,I hope to score big there myself. I'm mostly going to be doing the slots.,"Yeah, I'm hoping to do some sluts too. Heh heh. Do they have lots of sluts in Las Vegas?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12794,You'd be surprised. Most guys have kids or wives or girlfriends. They're busy. It's not as easy as you think.,"Skip, you're the head of the whole deal here. Are they busier than you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12795,Now that's a really big house.,"Jesus, look at that wall. Place almost looks like a prison.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12796,"Too late for apologies, Walker.","I wasn't gonna apologize, Sir. I was just gonna say it was worth it to feel like a real pilot again, even if it was only for five seconds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12797,You said that was an accident.,I lied. The house is alive and we're all gonna die.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12798,I think he's got a terrific personality.,"You know, he was formerly a sailor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12799,Have you known him long?,Forever. We used to live on the same island in Greece when we were kids.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12800,Is it true you're impervious to pain?,Yes. Although I can get a headache just like anyone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12801,I don't care what you say. This could be a major Christmas gift item.,"Right, and the first time someone gets mad, their toaster will eat their hand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12802,"Jesus, man, you look terrific. You must have put on twenty pounds.",I work in a bakery.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12803,All the people working with us are really doing it 'cause they hate to see suffering.,You never know what's in the heart and just because you can cry doesn't make you human.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12804,"Yeah, what's-his-name wouldn't like it. The Suit.",Do you always have to call him that? The Suit? It makes you sound like such a hick. His name is Michael.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12805,"Hell, they're all after the same thing.",Yeah. All a colored woman wants is your money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12806,"They're closing the Granview. You know, theater down on Biscayne?","Yeah, the guy owes Momo a few G's.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12807,This sucks. It's all hot and stuff.,This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12808,"So what else is new? Look Eva, you're asking the wrong dude to feel sorry for Tamara Mason. Wise up -- it's not hip to be her friend.",I don't care about being hip anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12809,I could try Arlyn Page again. She saw much more of the Dumper than Bree Daniel.,"You just finished telling me she had nothing to offer. Not Tom, you said, the Dumper was clearly not Tom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12810,"I wanna be on the task force, Daniel.","That's nice of you to offer, Karen, but I got all the help I can use right now. Instead, let's talk about how you got the bump on your head.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12811,Pretty soon I'll be making a move.,I truly hope so. I'm tired of supporting a grown man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12812,You'll want a cocktail dress then. Turn. You have a beautiful figure. A little too out in the open but simply lovely. Size six? Do you need shoes?,"I dunno. Do thigh high, leather boots go with a cocktail dress?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12813,I have feelings for you.,"Then what's wrong? I love you Annette. It's not like you have a husband, unless your married to Jesus.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12814,I'm really not that hungry.,Just eat whatever you want. This will give you a chance to meet some people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12815,My name is Donovan. Walter Donovan.,"I know who you are, Mr. Donovan. Your contributions to the museum over the years have been extremely generous. Some of the pieces in your collection here are very impressive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12816,"You're going to break up with Lisa, aren't you?","I've been doing some thinking. It's my last school year. I'm a single, successful guy. I think I want my freedom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12817,This is amazing! Your dream told you where this was?,"Only it was more like, you know, sleep-walking. All I know is I woke up on the cellar floor next to it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12818,Your hair's a little funny.,"It's an ethnic curl, I can't do anything about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12819,"What's bothering you, Thea? Is it the General?","Sometimes when he looks at me in that strange way, I'm afraid of him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12820,I can't say it out loud. I don't use bad language.,I know it's hard but we need the exact words.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12821,Fancy some lunch after we're through with this Meccano shit?,"Sure, I think it''s your turn to buy too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12822,"Hey, why don't you just keep your room and we'll put the baby in the back yard.","Don't do that, you've got the whole garage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12823,"Thank you, Jennyhaydn. You are good. I must go alone now.",I said I would get you to your ship and that's where we're going to say goodbye.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12824,Typical seventeen year-old. She went to a party Friday night?,Down at a local dive the kids like to hang out in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12825,"Oh, he's not the man for you. I can see that. But I sort of like him. Got a lot of charm.",He comes by it naturally. His grandfather was a snake.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12826,These girls were kidnapped during the last month and sold overseas to the highest bidder. The oldest is twelve. The youngest about the same age you were when you escaped.,And I feel real bad about all that but it doesn't mean I need to get involved.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12827,Renata tells me you're going to rent a car.,I can't sit on this balcony forever. I'm beginning to feel like a potted plant.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12828,So reaction temperature is fifty degrees.,"Well, your prediction was on the nose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12829,It will be. It'll make a change for three miserable junkies who don't know what they want to do with themselves since they stopped doing smack.,"If I'm giving up a whole day and the price of a ticket, I'm just saying it had better be good. There's plenty of other things I could be doing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12830,This looks pretty good on me.,"Are you kidding? It looks great. You wear this to a business meeting, you're the badass in the room. But you can go out dancing in this too. It's a total power suit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12831,We can't do without you. You're one of the foremost authorities on primitive pharmacology. You're practically an institution around here.,"That, apparently, is the problem. I'm yesterday's news. Who needs a Curator of Plant Biology in a museum with one exhibit on plants? Monsters, dinosaurs, cannibals and shamans are the new currency of the realm.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12832,Malcolm's okay for now. I gave him a shot of morphine.,They'll all be fine. Who better to get the children through Jurassic Park than a dinosaur expert?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12833,Wyant Wheeler represented us.,"But, Andrew Beckett was in charge of litigation for the suit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12834,"Lay off, Schulz. He's got a sickness. He's krank.",Sometimes I think he is fooling us with that crazy business.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12835,"I love you, Will, beyond poetry.","Oh, my love, you ran from me before.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12836,"This is Chief Talley. Tell me your name, son.",Thomas Smith. I'm in the house that's on TV. Dennis hit my dad and now he won't wake up. You gotta help him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12837,"Oh, we own the land around here. But we rent it out. We keep a few acres for ourselves, some wheat, corn, some vegetables.",Well that's a lot of land. You must have help. Do you have field hands that help you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12838,"This wouldn't happen if he was with you. I mean, you drive five miles below the speed limit. I totaled three cars in fives years.",That one time was just the bumper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12839,I've signed up for a ballet class. And look at my nails! A real girl!,That's great. It's a great color for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12840,"They don't send planes to put out machine guns. Two flank runners with surpressing fire. I'm going right, whoever goes left has to be fast.","Sir, I ran the 220 in high school.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12841,They never made a match on the shotgun serial numbers. What if Breuning and Carlisle took them from the evidence room? Couple of cold pieces that had been hanging around a year or two.,"We should check the records, and, we should talk to Lynn.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12842,"What do you do over at your bank, Grant?",What do I do? I'm the VP of Finance.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12843,It's in pretty deep.,"Yeah, and he's lost a lot of blood. I'm afraid it's hit more that just the lung.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12844,Alright! Hold up. You win. You got the job.,Gee thanks. Now I don't have to find that bridge to jump off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12845,Do you see him here in the courtroom?,"Yes, he's sitting right there at the end of the table.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12846,"Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph, she's pregnant! If you are, come back, sweetie. Mommy wants to talk, then KILL YOU!","Annette, why don't you just see if there's any beer left in that can and relax a bit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12847,Don't go busting my balls. Okay?,"Busting his balls? If I was busting your balls, I'd send you home for your shine box.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12848,"We're gonna die, Boiler. We're gonna die.","That's all beside the point. The concepts are valid, wherever they originate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12849,"Was the Baron joking, or is it really true that the Baron is -- in financial straits.","Absolutely true, Kringelein and I have to raise some money immediately.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12850,"Okay, but I'm worried about the next PMS bout. It's gotten worse. I'm not myself during it. I get bloated, irritable, my breasts get huge, my nails turn into claws, my teeth get sharper and I have more facial and body hair.",Sounds all stress related. Your teeth may feel sharper if you're grinding them at night. You don't seem hairy to me. Is that all?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12851,"We began to worry. Some of us have traveled so far, and you are the last to arrive.",I'm sorry. My grandson fell and broke his leg.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12852,"It was a nice try, Treves, but the man is so obviously mouthing your words.","Yes, I'm very sorry to have wasted your time, sir. I just felt that I had to do anything I could to protect him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12853,I have never seen a face like that before. It must be the look of great age. Whoever he was he was terribly old.,"Yes, do you think that's why he looks so sad?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12854,Get closer! Don't lose him!,"I kinda already figured that, but keep those helpful hints coming.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12855,You know how that Toby is. Thinks every man he sees is after his Jenny.,More like Jenny is after every man she sees.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12856,"Where is that sun?! It has gone behind the hill. It is dark and cold. It has set on his people, they are fooled and kill all the animals and sell all of their lands to enrich the European masters who are always greedy for more than they need. And Le Subtil is the son of his tribe. There have been many clouds and many mountains. But now he has come to lead his nation.","That Le Renard has the power to lead his people into the light, I know well.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12857,"Hey, Look at the front entrance! A car's pulling out. The parking space from heaven. God is surely smiling down upon us tonight, dudes.","Kind of funny, I thought he'd be pissed as hell at me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12858,Didn't you have something a little more romantic in mind for your first time?,"I kind of like the idea that we can all lose it together, on the same night. It'll be a lot less scary. You have to go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12859,"Oh, Jason thought it would be a good idea for me to meet the Cowboy. Should I wear my ten gallon hat and my six shooters?","Something tells me this guy is connected with what's happening, Adam, and I think you should do it and I think you should do it right away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12860,"You know, if I were accused of carving up two people, I'd take the opportunity to skip school.","Hey, go easy, Tatum. He didn't do it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12861,I like to think that I'm a pretty astute observer of the human scene.,"No doubt, brother. I figured as much back there in the restaurant. That's why I invited you out here for this advanced tutorial.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12862,"Gentlemen, I have a plan. It's called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it look like Prince Charles, the heir to the throne, has had an affair outside of marriage. Therefore, they would have to divorce.","Um, Dr. Evil, Prince Charles did have an affair. He admitted it, and they are now divorced, actually.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12863,"Dad, you have to teach me to suture this weekend.","Okay, I promise I will. Just come here a minute, I want to show you something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12864,I asked if we could give him anything else.,That was a nice move you did on our young friend. Judo?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12865,"Damn, this is sweet. We are going to be home in no time.",Better grab up some sand to take home to your family.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12866,Twenty-one. The romantic comedies and dramas were much more to my liking. The horror pictures were trifles. Grand guignol for the masses.,But it's the horror movies you'll be remembered for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12867,Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the radiation loose in there!,"But, as you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I'm not human.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12868,"Arnie, I need money. Somebody threatened my children. They want a first payment of three million dollars.","Helena, if I had it I would give it to you, but I don't have that kind of money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12869,Wars are not fought only by childless men. A man must weigh his personal responsibilities against his principles.,"That's what I'm doing. I will not fight and because I won't, I will not cast a vote that will send others to fight in my stead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12870,What did you do last night? You look wasted.,I can't remember much after the Chinese food that looked like maggots.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12871,I just had the unpleasant sensation of hearing you referred to as my husband.,"Oh, I forgot to tell you. I registered as Mr. and Mrs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12872,You must think the whole world is queer. Well it's not. War sure isn't.,"Oh, there may not be atheists in the foxholes, but there are occasionally lovers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12873,You don't know where you're going?,"Oh, I'll just mosey around here and there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12874,Mike found a red pickup abandoned on Flanders. You see it?,It's right in front of us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12875,"Hey, Skins get away with that sheet metal all right?","Easy, that new checker faked the receipt. Here it is, boss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12876,There's a chocolate cream filled in there?,"Yeah. Ya see, I ordered that special.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12877,I decided to help out at the Asylum.,See you brought one of the patients with you too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12878,I called. You weren't there.,I got bored so I went to the movies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12879,"Six months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. That was where my head fit, into his huge, sweating tits that hung enormous, the way we think of God's as big.",They're gonna have to open my pec's again to drain the fluid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12880,Did you sign up yet?,"Yeah, I just picked the one that sounded the easiest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12881,"I love it. I really do. I've never been this happy, or comfortable anywhere.","Yeah. It's amazing how fast you get used to such a big place. I tell you, when we first came up here, I thought it was kinda scarey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12882,You could have married Sam Wainwright or anybody else in town.,I didn't want to marry anybody else in town. I want my baby to look like you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12883,"I don't want courage. I don't want to be a warrior. All I've ever wanted was to do magic, real magic, like you!","Real magic, Willow, is simply the art of controlling the reality of others. You lack faith in yourself. You must learn to trust your intuition.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12884,"Hey, Jaeger. What's up.",I'm looking for a favor. I need a map of Iraqi.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12885,"Good! Keep going, now. The cable will terminate in a big, gray box.","Okay, I'm following the tubing. I'm going down a passage way. How long does this stuff go for? Could you guys talk a little bit to me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12886,"I wouldn't worry too much, Commissioner. It'll pass. We've had this sort of thing before.",This is something else. They're curious. Curiosity and religious fervor make a strange and explosive mixture.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12887,Your mother asked me not to mention it but your mother's birthday was last week.,"I hadn't forgotten. I ordered some cloth but it didn't come in and I felt so bad if I would have come to her birthday without that, I just stayed at home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12888,"After all this shit tonight, I know for sure now you regret not running off with me to Hollywood!","Hell, Starla. I always regretted that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12889,"Change is scary. Robbie, let me tell you a little something about the mail business. I've been in it over thirty years. And in those thirty years, the only thing that's changed is the Elvis stamp and some gun laws. People are bored! They wanna shake things up!",I thought people just wanted their mail delivered on time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12890,We'll think of something.,"Oh, praise the lord. Relax everybody. Everything is under control. The jug head's going to think of something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12891,"Yeah, I did ask her if she wanted to go. A bunch of us from the team are going to Benihana, then the prom, then Vijay's parents' cabin.",We're getting a stretch limo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12892,Don't tell me you've made friends with that wandering flea circus?,"Why not? She can guard the house. By the way, I gave her a name: Clara.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12893,And you set me up.,"Always wanted to rob that casino, Rudy. Way back when I worked there. What better way than to get some guys to rob it for me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12894,"A joint interview, eh? That might be all right. We could have our pictures taken together, Doctor.","Yes, shaking hands. I don't take a very good picture, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12895,"The United Nations. Madmen are on the streets, Paul. But I will take care of you. Your cellar is well-stocked, right?","Yes, General. I am glad you came by. I overheard something that I think you should know about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12896,How about Nick? Did he take good care of you?,"He was very polite, worth the entire five dollars.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12897,"Soup? Rice? What are we doing, beginning all over again?","No, we had a clear soup to start. This is a thick one and you ought to taste it. There's nothing like it back home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12898,"I don't think I've ever seen such a flat calm, in 24 years at sea.","Yes, like a mill pond. Not a breath of wind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12899,"That's a nice hard knee you've got, Goble. How'd you like to trade it for a broken neck?","Quit trying to scare me, Mr. Brandon. I'm neurotic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12900,"You are personally responsible. If I can get conjugal rights, will you visit me at Sing Sing?",Please don't say that. You won't go to prison.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12901,I do understand that. I'll get right on it. And thank you.,"Don't thank me, just do it. You're the Slots Manager. I shouldn't have to tell you this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12902,"Mr. Hypnos, you run this place. I'm begging you. There's gotta be something I can do.","Stu, I like you personally, I admire your work, but I'm just the God of Sleep. This is Death's bailiwick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12903,Reverend Chickenwing called last night and said he wouldn't be able to attend.,So now we have no opening speaker? Why wasn't I informed last night?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12904,You're famous around here.,I'm getting a teacher's pet rep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12905,"Okay, let me rephrase that question. Didn't you once coach a basketball team for underprivileged children?","Yes, I did. We were city champs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12906,"Well, surprise, surprise, I've been on the payroll for several years now. I still have an office and secretary. No one even batted an eyelash. Do you realize what the high turnover is in a multi corporation bank in New York?","Apparently pretty high, we just got a new CEO last week.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12907,These blast patterns are consistent with Type III disruptors.,"Well, that narrows it to Klingon, Breen or Romulan.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12908,"No, it's good. You have a family. It's good if it makes you happy. It's nice to have nice things. Are you happy, son?","Yeah, Dad. I'm happy right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12909,He was in intensive care for eight weeks.,"Yes, but the very end, when he actually died, that was extremely sudden. You know, Alan and I were recently speaking of dying. Told me Boyd Aviation took out a lot of insurance on him. You must have to be in some kind of perfect health to get that kind of policy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12910,Boats. You go out in them. You come back in them. I hate them.,Houseboats don't go anywhere.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12911,"So, rumor has it that you went on a date with Court Reynolds. I hear he's very nice.",He's alright. He kept talking about this bulimic headcase he dumped over Fourth Of July.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12912,"Well, of course, it was horrible. Violence is a very horrible thing. That's what you're learning now. Your body is learning it.","I just don't understand about feeling sick the way I did. I never used to feel sick before. I used to feel like the very opposite. I mean, doing it or watching it, I used to feel real horrorshow. I just don't understand why, how what.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12913,"We hung out last night, remember?","I also remember you drove your car here. Who are you really? Make no mistake, I will shoot you and not feel bad about it. Who are you working for?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12914,"That's fucked it. What do we do now? No money, no weed; it's all been swapped for a pile of corpses.","OK, don't panic; let's think about this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12915,"If a person was possessed by a demon of some kind, how do you go about getting an exorcism?","Well, the first thing I'd do is put them into a time macine and send them back to the sixteenth century.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12916,"Shit. Sarah Darling. I interviewed her, too. God, it's happening again isn't it Detective?","Yes well we have a suspect, so don't get that worried.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12917,Jam is jam! It's just jam!,"Well, I'm not having any. Even if it's not poisoned. I don't think it's right. It's not patriotic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12918,He's juiced in. He's the County Commissioner's cousin.,I wouldn't give the bum a mop job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12919,Okay. Fine. Understood. I'm off then.,Don't step in the horse manure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12920,I never thought of Dr. Wetzel as having a sex life outside the office.,We did it in the office. She thought her apartment was too impersonal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12921,"I've tried to get in touch with Sidney Prescott, but she's keeping herself very well hidden. You're my one and only hope in finding her. Her life may be in grave danger.","I'd love to help, really I wouldn't mind being sliced at again by a maniacal psychopath, but I honestly don't know where Sidney is. After Windsor she dropped off the face of the Earth. The only other person that might know is not going to talk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12922,He certainly was not a popular fellow when they planted him.,Must of got a little too frisky with the Pharaoh's daughter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12923,You made this out of my hair?,Sort of. We used a process similar to the vulcanization of rubber and added bulk with a chain of chloroprene elastomers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12924,He's a very talented musician.,Every woman at some point has to date a musician. I wish you'd get rid of Mark for good. Every time you break up you see him more than when you were going out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12925,Don't the reject guys get anythin'?,Gift certificates to Kentucky Fried Chicken.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12926,"Market crashes. Bomb drops. Greenhouse effect affects. We'll still be the richest, most powerful people in the world. In 1992, Europe is coming together to become one business superpower. It's one party we'd love to poop.","Well, that said, the last ingredient in the recipe is - get this, you're gonna die - the Kremlin.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12927,Nice drawing. Did you do that?,"My father did. Believe it or not, that little baby is me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12928,Were you or were you not working in the Watchdog office over the weekend?,"I was. So? Mr. Pecharda let me in. As you know, with all my responsibilities I often come in on the weekend and have permission to do so. But I left very early, around 6:30.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12929,"Funnier to who and at who's expense? Dunwitty, when Negroes start to run amok, the boycotts, when the demostrations commence, I'm giving them your home address. Let's see how you like it when they picket your lawn in Greenwich, Connecticut.","I seriously doubt that will ever happen. Didn't I tell you I know your people better than you do? But if by some miracle you're correct, I'm gonna invite them inside my house and we'll have a sit down, discuss it like civil human beings.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12930,I await the King himself. His knights are in need of training.,"I am King, and this is Excalibur, sword of kings from the dawn of time. Who are you, and why do you block the way?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12931,"I don't see a control panel, or an access port.",It appears to be a magnetically sealed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12932,"I'm sorry for the dramatic entrance, but I'm in a hurry. Will you have a wee bit of a drink now and then?",I have samples all over the kitchen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12933,"I love that belt. What are you, about a fifty Big and Tall?",I always go a size smaller. Makes me look slimmer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12934,You didn't write that figure. And how is it that you remember that so clearly after four years?,Because I kept a copy. I have it right here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12935,I take it you're not wearing white to reassure them.,I'll wear a bloody kimono if I want to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12936,"Trust me. You do trust me, don't you?",Of course. We went to school together. You're my oldest friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12937,Do you have love in your heart?,"I have love all over. I even have love for you, friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12938,"The world is teeming with women, ours to enjoy.",Every time I start thinking like that I get the clap.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12939,"You want to buy it, put it in the club?",You want me to buy dead cat? It'll scare people away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12940,But you tell me you had a pleasant visit and your mother says you were sullen and uncommunicative. Whom do you think I should believe?,"Doctor, I hate to break this to you, but my mother is a little batty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12941,"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You saw Erica last night?","Yeah, I saw all of Erica last night, man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12942,"Don't joke. After Major Strasser's warning tonight, I am frightened.","To tell you the truth, I am frightened too. Shall I remain here in our hotel room hiding, or shall I carry on the best I can?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12943,Maybe she was hot for Steve and killed them both in a jealous rage.,Why would Sidney want to be with Steve? She has her own bubble-butt boyfriend Billy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12944,"Don't worry, I'm gone.","Don't look back, just get in the car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12945,"You know who that is, don't you? You really don't? That's Skip Skipperton, man. He gets himself hit by a truck, this whole town shuts down.","Oh, so that's him? The Panda Man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12946,"You understand I knew Harry was lying, saying this wasn't any good, but holding on to it? Man, like, you have to break his fingers to get it from him.","That's funny, I was just wondering what I was gonna break of yours to get it away from you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12947,"I'd like to bring you up to Washington, walk you around our side of things, and share some of the information we've been able to develop on your cartels.","That would be very helpful to me. Also, I received the offer from DEA and the FBI to train some of my men at Quantico. I think this will be extremely useful, a good way for us to absorb some of your methods.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12948,I walked in on my parents one time. It was only like eight o'clock and they were in bed and I thought that was kinda weird so I just walked in.,That's what they get for not locking the door.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12949,I don't know how to thank you.,"Don't thank me. Thank God. It's His will that we should survive. Well, that's what we have to believe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12950,"They're gonna rape the maid, aren't they?","From the looks of those boys, the Ripper too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12951,Week by week the crowds at the door keeps getting larger. We can't feed all the hungry.,"Of course not. Have you ever heard of a man jumping in the river to save five hundred drowning people? No you ain't. You have to take just one and fatten him up. When you spread help too thin, you just nickel and dime the situation. If you try to save all, all die, but if you save one life, life goes on. You just have to remember, medicine that works leaves a bitter taste.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12952,"The representative of the police wants to know how much money you had, M'sieu Filiba.",I had exactly twenty thousand lire. I had just cashed a traveler's check and put it in my wallet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12953,"Oh sure and you will want sex, always sex.",I could have my choice of many boyfriends and go to movies and discos but I waste my time waiting for you and then going to stupid pubs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12954,You better be careful. You'll get a stroke arguing.,"I wouldn't care if I drop dead if he learns something from it. Son, you make me wish I was dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12955,"We found him, Trinity. We finally found him.","What if he isn't the One, Morpheus? How can you be so sure?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12956,I told you. We met yesterday.,In a bird shop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12957,"This. This whole God damn thing. Making yourselves into some sort of ""team"" of super-powered freaks. Teaching wayward mutants about classical literature. For what?",The point is to step into a more evolved position of social responsibility. To recognize that there is a world out there and that we mutants are as much a part of it as normal human beings.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12958,Good eye. Not one club owner got it. They all ask me why I got Donald Duck on my card.,"Hey, at least it's not Goofy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12959,"Poison? I'm surprised at you. You lack vision, Mr. O'Brien.","You're lacking a few things too: ethics, morals, common decency and, oh yeah, deodorant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12960,So Bastaldi makes a deal with the Feds to trade up for his brother?,Yeah. He delivers the goods on Zammito. If we got what we wanted we'd let his brother go providing he tells us where the Van Gogh and the other paintings are.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12961,Hammond hates inspections. They slow everything down.,"Juanito, if they pull the funding, that will really slow things down. If they pull the funding that's going to slow things down around here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12962,You ever held another job before?,I used to throw trash for the City.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12963,Very good. My .357. Use it and no one can trace it to you. The room will be in some disarray.,"So it looks like a burglary attempt. You catch me. I get the gun, and shoot you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12964,"Can't be attracting attention, right?","What, we walking in there and delivering toys?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12965,"There, okay? Now that's just plain old hamburger.",Some of the brown stuff is still there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12966,Stop that. Dr. Grant says this is dangerous territory.,Well we should split up or something. We can cover twice the area.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12967,I think it's very sensible in the circumstances.,"Now he's gone and made me fall in love with him, which I never wanted to do. I told him that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12968,"Yeah, what did we do, Ray? The last real job we had we bubbled up a hundred foot marshmallow man and blew the top three floors off an uptown highrise.","Yeah, but what a ride. You can't make a hamburger without chopping up a cow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12969,What are you going to do? Now that you've quit the police force?,"You sound so disapproving, Midge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12970,"Well, life's not fair. We know that.",It's all relative. I need the money too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12971,Sloan never told us she had friends like you.,"In fact, we never knew she had any friends period.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12972,"We're pretty handy with model making, too, eh?","I've never cottoned on to Plasticine like you girls, but I enjoy making things out of wood.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12973,"The road's hell, you know? I mean airport, hotel, show. And airport, hotel, show. Airport, hotel, show. I mean, fuck, man, you know? You still living at your mom's?","Yeah, I crash there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12974,"The faster you find the bags, the bigger you boys' finder's fee will be.","Right, all the bullets we can eat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12975,"You're here quite a bit, then.",I live right around the corner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12976,"Nicky, the worst thing that could happen on Earth is you get killed, in which case, boom, you end up back here.",Are you telling me I have to go to Earth and kill my brothers?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12977,How do you know there's two ounces in a drink?,I'm a nurse. I always watch people when they pour something. I watched Ti-Joseph and it was exactly two ounces.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12978,"Yeah. I've figured out how to hold on as long as I want. Oddly enough, it's all in the wrists.","Wow. Do a puppet show for me, Craig honey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12979,Why do they call him Pooh-Bear?,I think on account of his nose.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12980,I managed to get the President of France on the phone.,"Thank you, sir, you saved our lives.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12981,The magazines are one thing -- but Hedda! Why did we have to let her come?!,"When Hedda says ""I'm coming"" you mix a lot of martinis and you pray.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12982,"Dr. Jones, in our country a guest does not usually insult his host.","Sorry, I thought we were just talking about folklore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12983,How? How were we the same people?,"Well, you were the kind of person who came to the Artful Dodger and I was the kind of person who deejayed at the Artful Dodger. You wore jeans and T-shirts, and so did I. And I still do, and you don't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12984,Yes. I suppose not. But still. One would like to move along. To move beyond.,I'm not sure we can escape our natures. Believe me I've tried. I'm not even so sure anymore that we should want to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12985,"A very fine collection of very old pieces, don't you think?","Yes, very fine. But not all of the pieces look old. Some were carved recently and look like images used by the Thuggees to worship the goddess Kali.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12986,"Yeah, he had a lot of problems. Huh huh huh.","Yeah, and um, he used to hit me too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12987,"Nah. It's got programmable facilities, but it was never rigged for remote operation. Someone'd have to go up to the cab to get it up and running.",Which mean physically going outside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12988,What're you doing here? Why're you looking at me like that?,"I guess 'cause you remind me of someone I once knew, long ago before any of this craziness.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12989,"Jason, we're going to use the digital conveyer to get you out of there.",The digital conveyer? You mean I'm going to get diced into cubes and sorted up there in a thousand pieces?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12990,How would you describe the sounds we heard coming out of that thing's helmet?,"It was kind of like clicking, maybe a language wasn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12991,"It's been a long time, Ma.",Yes. I supposed you still have that old phone booth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12992,It's a sun dress.,It looks like a tablecloth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_12993,"I did, didn't I? Look! A shooting star.","That was a long one. My father used to say that whenever you saw one, it was a soul going to heaven.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12994,"It's a mood ring, it tells what mood I'm in.","It doesn't work, it always stays black.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12995,I've read up on it. I'll deliver the baby myself if I have to.,"Now you listen to me Calvin Webber, when this baby comes, you're going to be out in the waiting room smoking yourself to death with all the other fathers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12996,You were a Czechoslovakian. Now you are a subject of the German Reich!,"I've never accepted that privilege, and I'm now on French soil.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12997,"I'd much rather die in Caen than Ramelle, sir. It's a personal thing.","Reiben, there's a fairly good chance you're not going to die at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12998,"I'm waiting on some money coming through. It's just that at the moment, you know, I'm short. They're going to chuck me out. On the street in Bangkok, that's bad.","I'm really sorry, but I just arrived. I'm on a pretty tight budget myself. I just can't afford it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_12999,I've decided not to run for President.,"Too bad, man. That blows my chance to be Ambassador to France.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13000,"If they want someone to blame, they can blame me. Agent Scully doesn't deserve this.",She's in there right now saying the same thing about you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13001,"Yeah, I know what you're saying. And I'm saying if you made it that far, they'd be watching every train that pulls out of that station.",That's why we won't take the train. Cookie showed me where there's a farm house. They got a boat there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13002,"I can explain that, Hartman. When Hildy told me she wanted to interview Earl Williams, I thought it might be dangerous and I gave her a gun to defend herself.","Oh, you did! Well, that's very, very interesting. This happens to be the gun that Earl Williams shot his way out with!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13003,Detective Flemming?Bobby Korfin. My uncle Tony worked with you at 2-1 back when you were a rookie.,Could you put out the cigar? Part of the job is picking up scents.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13004,I suppose he's fixing it up? I know I'd never get that through.,Mr. Kane is finishing your piece the way you started it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13005,"I'd just soon have a paper bag rather than a plastic one, if it's same to you.",We don't have no paper bags.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13006,"Yes, of course you remember it, but what you are remembering is merely a series of electrical impulses which you now realize have no necessary connection with outside reality.","True, but since this is so, I have no proof that you are really telling me all this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13007,Will never told you that? Probably just as well. He would have told it all wrong anyway. All the facts and none of the flavor.,"Oh, so this is a tall tale?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13008,"You're a molecule in chaos, a discontinuent aberration. Maybe you've just got powers of precognition. Well, maybe you're just out of whack.","I told you, I've already lived my life. I don't know how or why I'm here, but you have to help me get back. I want to get back to my real life!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13009,"So, you go on upstairs to the party, your lady sees you, you run into each other's arms. Music comes up, you live happily ever after, that it?","It's corny, but I could live with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13010,"You know, you've been acting like this ever since I went up to see my brother at Mankato. I told you, nothing happened!","Something happened. Because your eyes? Are very cold? They're very cold, Josh. They're cold, lying eyes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13011,Now. What is it you wanted to tell me?,"Oh, I was just wondering, if I were to bring in Chirino, would you put me on the task force?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13012,"Okay, okay. You'll have it by the end of the week, how's that?",You've made me a happy insurance person.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13013,Something happened. You got nuked in the last quarter.,"Yeah, my knee got folded about 90 degrees the wrong way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13014,"He took him over. His body. His brain, everything he knew. He's only been dumb since before amoeba-things, and rhino-things. He liked being human. Didn't want to change.","And you said the worms are part of him. They're all linked, like one creature?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13015,Shelly thinks I'd be a good writer.,Last month you wanted to play the violin. Then you wanted to be a ventriloquist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13016,"Tell him what, what do you want me to tell him?",Tell my dad I'm sorry about the watch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13017,"Maybe that's because you've never been out've fuckin' Miami, dipshit. Maybe it's time you got on a plane, flew out to L.A. and took a meeting with Mr. Zimm.","So, what, this Zimm guy asking for some kinda finders fee, that what we're talking about here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13018,I'm just offering a place to stay.,"I understand, Cynthia, and thank you for the offer. I'll find a place. Now go ahead and give the Cowboy a yodel and get back to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13019,Did anyone in your family keep in touch with her?,"Not really. She was just one of those names you hear growing up. You know, so-and-so who lives in Ireland. I really don't think anyone knew about this place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13020,Clavius Control came on the air just long enough to transmit their refusal.,"Well, that does sound very odd.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13021,"I'm sorry. Sam had to do a new crown, and Jason had a sore throat. Your big graduation, and no one was there.",It's no problem. I called Mom and Dad in Germany; it's like they were there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13022,You bet you should have called. You still live at home. Don't make me call the police at three-thirty in the morning. Don't make me call hospitals.,"Dad, I'm so sorry. I know this is a bad time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13023,"Do you think I have it, Dr. Venkman?",Definitely. I think you may be a very gifted telepath.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13024,"Out there is a Perfect Engine, an Eating Machine that is a miracle of evolution. It swims and eats and that's all. Look at that! Those proportions are correct. I know sharks.",You'd love to prove that. Getting your name in the National Geographic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13025,That's what I'm afraid of. Could you see me driving down to the fashion salon in a jeep wearing combat boots and a three day beard?,I could see you looking handsome and successful in a dark blue flannel suit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13026,"I finally got through to Sloan. It was all a misunderstanding that we had. He would have told the Grand Jury about Haldeman. He was ready to, only nobody on the Grand Jury asked him the goddamn question.","So I guess you could say that we screwed up, but we weren't wrong.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13027,"During the Second World War, I busted out of Tule Lake detention camp; as a Japanese-American, I had been put there and watched over. I found refuge with the Clock People, who discovered me in a snowbank, near dead. I had been climbing across the Sierra Nevada mountains.","Then if you are Japanese, why are you called the Chink?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13028,You don't believe me? Look in the garage.,"Sure we believe you. Only now, we want you to believe us. That car better be back here by noon tomorrow or there's going to be fireworks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13029,"Strive, hope, believe and conquer.","Exactly. Those very words have been my guiding light in what is, after all, a dark and often hostile world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13030,Winning is easy. Losing is complicated. It's a lifetime's work.,It may be work but it's not honest work. Faith is the real work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13031,"Where you think you are, boy? They probably never seen an olive in this country.",That's the front up the road a few miles. We have to get by without some of the comforts of home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13032,Then go find a corner. I don't want you in my way.,I think we should get something straight here. I was assigned to this office by the city.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13033,"Ow, Harold -- Mom said not the head.","Well, Mom's dead, so shut your fly trap.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13034,You told Ann about this?,Of course. She is my sister. I tell her almost everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13035,I want to watch T.V.,"Yeah, honey, let the kid watch T.V. Hell, let's all watch T.V. like a family till your retarded friend and your homosexual friend gets here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13036,"Money? Man, we came over here for some sugar and rolling papers. We was going to get high, and I was going to show this white boy how to make Kool-Aid. That's all.","Hey, mister Joker, have a heart, bro. It's Friday.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13037,"At that moment, at that block party, she represented everything holy about a virgin.",She hangs out at NASA. She promotes for them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13038,"Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?",I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13039,It won't be long now.,"Then I'll just christen the jug, with your permission, Stone. Somehow or other, waiting's wonderfully shorter with a jug.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13040,"Tom, you're the Consigliere. You can talk to The Don and advise him.","The Don has semi-retired. I'm running the family business now. So, anything you have to say, say it to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13041,"I didn't dismiss you. I told you what I thought, but it didn't seem to matter, so you decide. Besides, this is supposed to be my time with Miles. I hope you're not going to call every five minutes.","I'm not going to call every five minutes, but this is important.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13042,Maybe if I kiss him I'll feel it.,Or maybe it'll turn him back into a toad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13043,Where'd you get the money for the Chivas Regal? The poor box?,That's an insult. I made a vow of poverty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13044,Paul. Are you alright?,We have a big problem. The Hutu army have come and ordered us all of us out of the hotel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13045,"It's be best if you got to the point, cause I'm about ready to punch you in the face.","It's probably nothing, but even if it is, it's no skin off our teeth. The man at Hot Dog World is a friend, in the Bureau.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13046,Mommy won't know. You can do anything you want right now. Mommy won't know.,What I want is to help my father.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13047,"Jesus H. Christ, I can't!","So you'll continue being miserable all the time, just because you don't have the guts to face change?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13048,"Yes, sort of. I mean no, not really.","Yes or no? Frida, can't you just be honest with me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13049,And why is it a vacant exercise?,Because we both know who's buying the Lechteriana.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13050,After the show we should take a nice long vacation. Maybe go to Hawaii. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to give up painting and start playing music again. I wanna sing.,That would be a pity because you're really painter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13051,"My God, we're back where we started.","Look at this, everything is different down here. All our furniture is gone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13052,"No, it reproduces asexually. That's why we must find the nest. If we don't, dozens will be born, each one capable of laying eggs of its own. Very quickly we could be looking at an enormous population.",So after we kill the creature we'll begin a search for the nest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13053,I thought you quit school. Last I heard you were on your way to a construction job or something down in Brazil.,"Yeah, I made some money down there, then I talked my way into another college and I did it. I wasn't magna cum laude but I did okay. You should've seen me in my cap and gown.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13054,"Imagine my surprise when I got your call, Max.","Yeah. I had the feeling that I got you at a bad moment. You know, I heard high-pitched squealing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13055,"I'm considering taking a job as a ""Goofy"".","Hey, man. At least it's Disney.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13056,"Now then, each of these slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You'll tell me what you think the person would say. Alright?","Righty, right. The doctor reads aloud the dialogue printed in the cartoon balloon - a peacock.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13057,What's a Chinese heaven?,I thought it might be like those five foot and under basketball leagues. They don't let everybody in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13058,"What is it? If ou know so much about Arabland, tell me what it is.","Well, based on my knowledge of the region, its culture and her people I would have to say it's a box.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13059,"You're right, don't matter where they come from.",Right. We need to be talking about what we're gonna do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13060,"That was a great idea, Shorty.",I told you it would taste just like chicken.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13061,"Of course. They would like you to appear on the show tonight. The Vice President was scheduled, but he had to cancel, and they asked if you would be interested.",Yes. I would like to be on that show.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13062,"Tell me, Mrs. Kramer, are you employed at the present time?","Yes, I work for Jantzen as a sportswear designer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13063,"I came within about ten yards of you. You know something, Trapper, the way we been going, if we ever got to see a real golf course again, I bet we could burn it up.","As far as the greens maybe. I don't know if my putting would come back or not, without some practice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13064,Ummm!! They smell delicious.,Thanks. I made them by hand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13065,"You don't need the Diary, Dad. Marcus has the map.",There is more in the Diary than just the map.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13066,"You wanna keep it down, she's trying to sleep.","Sorry, I didn't think we were making that much noise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13067,Let's leave this town and go someplace. Some island.,Let's go to the Carnegie Museum. They have the world's most famous sculptures all in these giant plaster replicas. It's really great. It's in Pittsburg.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13068,"Did she mention any contests that she won? I mean she must have had some awards, she was so talented and all.","She was talented, but honey I wish I could help you a little more, it's just that your mother and I had kind of a whirlwind courtship. She came to town with this traveling theater group. I proposed on our second date, two weeks later we were married and almost nine months later you were here and she was gone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13069,I'm just beginning to believe that something could be done with you.,"Say, you could do anything with me you wanted to. Putty, just putty, that's me. Now getting back to those eyes of yours - would you mind if I kind of got closer so I could see them?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13070,I thought I heard someone knocking.,"I was buzzing, I was knocking, but I guess you couldn't hear me on account of being in the shower.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13071,"Shit, I forgot about them. Well, I guess the boss man wasn't as tough as I thought.",I don't know. Maybe we should watch the tape to be sure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13072,Of course! But that doesn't mean I don't need everyone's support! I can't be surrounded by negative energy.,"Andy, you're surrounded by what you create. You are the king of negative energy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13073,This is your bachelor party. You haven't had sex with anyone yet.,Get a few drinks in me. We'll dance and see what happens.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13074,I think he's telling the truth Valmont. Greg couldn't write a grocery list let alone a letter.,"Alright, I believe you. Stop crying. Your secret's safe with me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13075,"Aw, aren't you glad to see me, Bandit?","Yeah, it's the highlight of my day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13076,Haven't you ever heard of smack? Horse? Junk? Heroin?,Is that what that is? I've never seen any before. I always thought that stuff was expensive!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13077,I just wanted to check that you were okay?,I'm fine. I've just never had someone my age die before. It's so weird.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13078,"You've never had a pair of fast shoes in your life, Dignan. In fifth grade Dignan used to wear cowboy boots for P.E.","That's real cool, Anthony. Yeah, I wore boots. My parents wouldn't buy me any $200 running shoes like yours. I wasn't spoiled.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13079,The Knicks game? We both wanted the last hot dog?,"Oh, yeah. So we split it. You know, as in ""share."" People do that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13080,Are you suggesting that she and Eric are influenced by money?,"Oh, no, of course they're not influenced by money. They work for free. And you are a Volunteer Executive Producer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13081,"I've heard of you, too. You were in 124 with Bargamian.",And you were with Cougar. He was my roommate in flight school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13082,And so now you're off to Glades.,"Apparently, yeah. I was supposed to leave last night with the lady marshal, but for some reason she wanted to wait.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13083,Burbage says you have a play.,I have. And chinks to show for it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13084,"No, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Of course it's me, silly. And I feel like an ass standing in this theater lobby all by myself. Where are you babe, the movie starts in twenty minutes.","Look, I'm stuck on the freeway. I think there was some big accident. It could be a little while so I don't want you to start freaking if I don't get there at exactly eight thirty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13085,You know it is against the city ordinance to keep chickens or live stock.,"I always had chickens, ducks and whatnots.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13086,"That's right, take his part. You're his brother. He's never gonna be champ. Too many people are against him.",And you're drinking with them right now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13087,"Right now, I only wish to join them.","Well I wish you'd do it sooner rather than later, before you ruin my career the way you've ruined yours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13088,"I'm glad you learned sign language, Elijah, but I'm tired of your nagging. I'm tired of this conversation. I'm tired period. What has the world ever done for me that I should feel personally responsible for saving it?",It is better to light one candle than curse the darkness. I learned that from you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13089,"You want a pint, go to the pub.",I thought this was a pub.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13090,Every woman at some point has to date a musician. I wish you'd get rid of Mark for good. Every time you break up you see him more than when you were going out.,I guess I have a weakness for him. It's those big brown Bambi eyes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13091,"Summer would have been a lot less without you. You're a true friend, Donald.",Was there a night that I got really drunk and declared that I never loved anyone as much as I loved you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13092,We can save half a day by crossing the Stone Lake.,Many have perished in that maze.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13093,"Well not exactly, no; I got 'em sitting in the car, actually; I thought we might sell them back to the Greek, but I am having a bit of a problem getting hold of him.","The only item that connects us with the crime is sitting in your car, which is sitting outside?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13094,How do you know what to type back when they start to cyber with you.,I keep a couple of my dad's porno books hidden in my desk for emergency reference.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13095,She sure sings nice.,"My wife and I think so, but we're family. Your family's always good or bad depending on how you look at your family. What do you do, pick or sing?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13096,Are you sure you're okay? You're pale.,I feel like shit. Me and my frigging nosebleeds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13097,"Just another bureaucratic foul-up. You know how these pencil-pushers are. So, why don't you just run on back and explain what happened?","Funny, I was just thinking you should do the same. Since I am already in residence, and am obviously the man for the job, it's been grand making your acquaintance, sir. And best of luck in all your future endeavors.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13098,Perhaps he senses your hesitance at being touched.,"But see, he stopped before I got that feeling, that's why it seems weird to me. I mean, I'm sure he wishes I would initiate things once in awhile, and I would except it never occurs to me, I'm always thinking about something else and then the few times that I have felt like starting something I was by myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13099,Some holes can't be filled. Some hungers can't be satisfied.,And some people need their medication tweaked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13100,"Ah, coffee. Smells good.",One sip of this stuff and your eyes will blast open.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13101,"You know, Hildy, he's not a bad fellow.","You're so nice, Bruce, you think everybody else is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13102,That was amazing. Thanks so much. You didn't have to do that.,That's okay. I get messed with all the time and when I saw him doing that to you I just lost it. I hate when people take advantage of tourists. It ruins it for the rest of us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13103,What do you want to live in a Black neighborhood for? Motherfuck gentrification.,I'm under the assumption that this is a free country and one can live where he pleases.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13104,"Yeah, I got it all worked out. Billy, listen to me. That old guard likes you. You drop some acid on him. When he's seeing rainbows you know, walk out. Tonight.",Then we're outside the kogus. Then what?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13105,Both of them were found brutally murdered this morning under the Hollywood sign. Autopsy reports having come back to me yet but the bodies looked like something out one of the Stab films.,"So is that why you're here? Is that why you're holding me from my show, to tell me about some brutal homicide I'm not even involved in?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13106,I saw him last night!,"I know Cartman, I know. I see Kenny every day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13107,I don't think so. It's been kind of a discouraging evening.,You couldn't have hoped for much better when you came up the walk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13108,"Naw, until they hear something better they'll assume Drexl and Blue Lou had a falling out. So, once you leave twon, I wouldn't worry about it.","Thanks a lot, Daddy. You really came through for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13109,"Mookie, get offa da phone.","Be off in a second. Tina, I dedicated a record on Mister Señor Love Daddy's show to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13110,You're Alyssa's sister? Heather?,Yep. I remember you got caught in my parents' room with Caitlin once.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13111,"That's what this is all about? Tell me, who's gonna use your lousy freeway? We got the Red Cars, the best public transportation in the country.","Not for long. We're retiring the Red Cars. People will drive, Mr. Valiant, because they'll have to. And when they drive, they'll have to buy our cars, our tires, our gasoline.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13112,"Tell me, why does Maggie need another wedding rehearsal two days before the wedding? She's already done this.",Bob is making her visualize the ceremony.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13113,"Hi, I'm Detective Mark Dargus. L.A.P.D. can I ask what you have in that bag?",The usual things. I'm a flight attendant with Cabo Air.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13114,"I'm with a girl, Ralph.",Get ridda her. This is money inna bank.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13115,"Over there, that's Ricky Tan.","That's Ricky Tan? He's four feet tall. I'll go over with you right now, shake him down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13116,"Nobody is gonna die, man, will you please have the balls to follow through with a good idea? Think about it, what would you do if you were them, stay in there and choke to death, or come out?! Huh? We're just getting them to come out for forty-five minutes, forty-five fucking minutes! The worst that's gonna happen is they pass out, we drag 'em out here into the fresh air, and they'll be fine.","Junior, you gigantic idiot, how are we supposed to get into the room if they pass out?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13117,"You're not going to let me die, are you!? Don't let me die!",When we start running suck up your breath. You're going to get the wind knocked out of you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13118,So why'd you come to L.A.?,I came for love. My fiancé is here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13119,"Nephritis? It's a kidney disease, you don't get it from hot dogs.","Well, I'm no doctor. All I know is, the next day they had really high fevers, and their faces got very fat. They baffled medical science, they were in a magazine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13120,"Bitch mostly, but he meant it affectionately. You don't have any coke, do you? I love coke and Jack Daniel's.",There's Pepsi in the fridge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13121,Schnickelfritz! I told you Schnickelfritz! Why'd you make me bet on Equipoise!,I clocked him this morning. He was running like a doll.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13122,But this was the same guy who conducted for Adolf on his birthday.,"He was forced to do that. But he refused to give the Nazi salute in front of Hitler. He kept his baton in his hand, you can't salute with a baton in your hand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13123,"That's impossible. If it's that big, why hasn't anybody seen it? Huh? Tell me that. It's like not seeing the Goodyear blimp in a swimming pool.",That's what I've come to ask you. Is there any large place that has a strong current of water flowing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13124,You have no disputes over women?,"Only very rarely. You see, it would not be considered good manners to take a woman that another man wanted.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13125,"Yes, I get the point.",I wonder if you do. I wonder if you know that you're trying to escape from yourself and that you'll never succeed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13126,"I ever tell you about the time years ago I was on this ledge uptown, trying to talk this psycho inside?","Where the guy jumped and you almost fell? No, you never told me that story.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13127,We must take action on this immediately.,Ooh yes. I think we'll have to give detention to those boys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13128,Hector woudn't do anything.,"But he's got a loud bark. That's the most important thing, a loud bark.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13129,It's starting to grow on me. But what do the 'B' and 'P' mean?,"The fountain is the Caspian Sea and the sea is serving up caviar. The 'B's for Beluga, the 'P' for Petrossian. Of course, they also stand for 'Bill' and for 'Parrish'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13130,"We'd better get started. If the mounted police pick up our trail, they'll come this far at least.",Right. Let's put the water and provisions in the wagon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13131,I may spill something.,"So spill it. Spills, thrills, laughs, games. This may even turn out to be a surprise party.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13132,I'm going to really start looking like a dork soon. Will you still think I'm cute if I'm huge?,I always think you're cute. I think you're beautiful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13133,It's not your fault. We appreciate you trying.,"Look, I feel bad about this, so I'm going to try to look into the programming of his Maestro teaching tool for you. I've had one sitting around for years. Maybe I can learn something that you'll find useful.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13134,"Come in, have a drink, we'll talk.",You must be very popular in the neighborhood. I always see your truck parked around.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13135,Why didn't you tell me? You said you hadn't seen him for a month.,I'm sorry. I didn't want you to think I was still a doormat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13136,Screw regulations! Four guys could be crawling around on their bellies out there!,"So, I don't want to end up crawling around with them when we go down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13137,Aren't you peddling your wares a little far from your usual gutter?,"I was invited here by a close friend, Mr. Fumitsu. See, he's right over there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13138,And who is she? Does she work in Catania?,"Yes, she takes care of the garden.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13139,She's going to rest now.,"Okay, I just wanted to see if I could help out at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13140,I've been dreaming about a hot bath for the last six months. Soak the prison off me.,"There's some lilac oil and, if you want some, a vanilla candle under the sink.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13141,"Mr. Potter, what makes you such a hard-skulled character? You have no family - no children. You can't begin to spend all the money you've got.",So I suppose I should give it to miserable failures like you and that idiot brother of yours to spend for me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13142,"Are you discussing gamebirds now? All birds are not gamebirds, you know.",I don't know anything about birds except that they're attacking this town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13143,"My, that fudge smells yummy!",It's for the pick-nick. And you won't get a smidgen of my fudge unless you stay for the pick-nick!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13144,There were complaining phone calls because you were sweating?,"No, nice ones worried that I was having a heart attack.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13145,First times are always wacked. Just be glad you didn't lose your virginity in the backseat of a rental car.,"That shit is nothin'. I remember, I had just turned 14. With this fuckin' asshole who was like 18. I don't even remember his name. I think it was John or Jake or something. I remember he had a brother named Lentil because I would always joke and call him Lentil Bean. This was away at like sleep away camp with your friends and shit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13146,You've been making very good progress against the Tijuana cartel.,"Yes, I am confident that Juan Obregon will be taken into custody before the end of the year. But, you must understand that it is very difficult because of corruption in the police force. We get a tip that he is one place, then we get there and he is already gone, having been warned by someone on our side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13147,My apartment's just such a mess.,That's okay. I just have to use the bathroom and then I'll leave.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13148,"I had news of you in Dublin. Faith, you've begun early, like your father's son, but I think you could not do better than as you have done. But why did you not write home to your poor mother? She has sent half-a-dozen letters to you in Dublin.","I suppose she addressed them to me in my real name, by which I never thought to ask for them at the post office.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13149,It's only a flesh wound.,It's only fourteen or fifteen flesh wounds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13150,He knows you shattered his violin.,"I'm dying to hear of his reaction. The thrill of smashing something isn't in the smashing, but in the owner's reactions.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13151,"That little bitch made a fool of us. I want her out of the election. Getting everybody all riled up like that. She's finished, you hear me? Washed up.","Walt, we can't throw her out of the election just because we don't like her speech. That's not what student government's about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13152,"John, I'm twenty-six years old. I didn't run away from home.","I know, Bob. You were on a secret mission.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13153,"I spoke to his aunt a couple of days ago, but she hasn't heard from him either. It's beginning to get a little scary.","That could be a good sign, though. It could mean that he got away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13154,Not my jurisdiction. The city limits are two point two miles beyond the rest area. Can you make it that far?,I'll try. I've been wanting to go to Baker for a long time. I've heard a lot about it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13155,She's one of the sick people?,Yeah. She is. But you know what? That's why I'm helping her. So she can get some medicine to make her feel better.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13156,I had sold my fucking soul.,I let her sell her soul. I stood by as she did it. It's inexcusable. At the time though I thought it might help.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13157,It's Shakespeare. Maybe you've heard of him?,"Yeah, he's your freak friend Mandella's boyfriend. I guess since I'm not allowed to go out, I should obsess over a dead guy, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13158,"Zerzura, the White City of Acacias, the Oasis of Little Birds. As me about the scent of acacia - it's in this room. I can smell it. The taste of tea so black it falls into your mouth. I can taste it. I'm chewing the mint. Is there sand in my eyes? Are you cleaning sand from my ears?",No sand. That's your drugs speaking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13159,"Yeah, between the gangsters and the autos, we won't need another war to carry off the population.",You didn't even mention the suicides. Did you notice the beaut that came in today?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13160,I've got fifty thousand dollars to invest.,Oh. Why is it that you want to get into film financing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13161,Johnny? Did you see Ben?,"Yeah, for the last time, I hope. I'm done with this freak show. I'm moving back to the real world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13162,But he's zeroing in on me. On us. Everyone's talking about it.,He's just rattling your cage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13163,"But you didn't hear the shot, because you were in the shower.",Yes. I was washing my hair.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13164,I still ain't sure what my daddy looks like.,"Like you, sweetheart. You and your daddy got the same mouth, eyes, ears, and nose. Only difference is your color hair is like mine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13165,"Hi, Wendy! What're you up to in this vacant office.","Well, Don, I peeked in here, even though I know it's against floor policy, and I discovered that there's a little tiny door in here. Isn't it cute? It's almost like a little dolly's door. I wonder what it's for.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13166,Were you recently promoted?,Yes. I'm now in charge of the paralegal department.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13167,You're a doctor. What kind?,I work with young people who might be sad or upset or just want to talk. I try to help them figure things out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13168,"You heard? They put us both on the break-in thing. Simons liked the way we worked together. Listen, I'm sorry I said your story was bullshit.",It's OK. I'm sorry I called you a failure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13169,I'm no longer a man! I awoke to discover I'd turned into a sparrow!,"Yes, well, I awoke to discover I'd turned into a cat. If you don't do as I say, I'll sink my little fangs into your drumsticks, and suck the marrow straight out of your bones.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13170,She don't like me to see him. Says I'm a bad influence.,"I think you should visit your son. And try and get your boss to write a note about your performance on the job. You need to create the impression of a responsible, decent citizen with familial responsibilities who happened to slip up once.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13171,He's going to South America to marry some other girl - that's what they call high finance.,"That's what I call a louse! If I were you, Sugar, I'd throw that bracelet right back in his face.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13172,"You're a bad, bad girl, Stephanie.",I know. I might need to be spanked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13173,But I think these things are beautiful.,"They are. My boy, I think you are right. Everyone is tired out today and now that we have seen my doors open in a new country, I am beginning to realize that I am a little tired myself. You can call that fellow in from the front. I think we'll close for the night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13174,You don't trust me.,I don't trust anyone. That's what comes of working in television.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13175,Nothing. Why? Do I seem different?,"Yes, now that you mention it. You seem crazy. Like you're on drugs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13176,What? What do you want?,Fame. My liquid hijack Marlboros and the moon and the cow that jumped over it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13177,"Back in the '80's. You didn't see the pictures? They were from before she got famous. She was hairy as hell. Her pits, her bush.",Hairy women are kind of sexy. Women in their natural state.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13178,"Your Grace owes me seventy thousand frederics, which I have honorably won.","Chevalier, if you will have your money now, you must fight for it. If you will be patient, maybe I will pay you something another time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13179,Oh Will! I was wondering when you'd call.,"Yeah, I figured maybe sometime this week we could go to a cafe and have some caramels.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13180,The cathedral is coming along nicely.,"Yes, soon I will start the main spire, but I must finish these columns first. How kind of her!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13181,Where does this amulet come from?,It's origin is unknown. The symbol does correspond to a dagger I acquired many years ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13182,"I don't know how you did it, but whatever it was, keep doing it.",I just sat and listened.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13183,"Frankie, you were always interested in politics, in history. I remember you talking about Hitler back in '43. We were young then.","Yeah, I still read a lot. They bring me stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13184,"We got eggs, water balloons, and a dozen rolls of toilet paper.",I stole four beers from my dad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13185,I made the plume from a quail feather.,"Much more colorful than the ones we wear. And, of course, less dented.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13186,Give me the ball.,"My court, I go first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13187,"Perfect, wonderful, good as I ever felt! Except for a big old scar on my stummick, I wouldn't even know I been in the hospital.","Well, we know you were there. The bill that hospital sent was absolutely horrendous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13188,This is the first time anybody ever cried when I left.,They don't cry about you. They cry about the elephants leaving.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13189,"For twenty-five, she sounds pretty mature.","Yeah. You grow up in Detroit, you get matured real quick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13190,Cute. Tell me you wouldn't want to go out again. After all the talking we've been doing.,"The key word here is talk, Dante. I think the idea, the conception of us dating is more idyllic than what actually happens when we date.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13191,Five-man job. Bustin' in and bustin' out of a diamond wholesaler.,Can you move the ice afterwards? I don't know nobody who can move ice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13192,"Oh, no, listen, I don't want to take up too much of your time.",Don't you worry. We're just having a quiet Sunday at home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13193,"I kept trying to call you after my divorce and Tom always said you were busy. When I got the wedding invitation I knew you weren't sore at me anymore, Godfather.","Can I do something for you still? You're not too rich, or too famous that I can't help you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13194,May I be stupid enough to inquire why in the hell the base commander of the 843rd bomb wing did a thing like that?,"To be perfectly honest, Mister President, we really aren't sure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13195,No. The captain of the containment crew is closing down the main lab. He says the area has got to be evacuated.,"He's probably right, sir. The building is probably going to collapse under its own weight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13196,I wonder what it's like being you. Being noticed all the time.,"People notice you, Frida.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13197,"Nothing, I was just wondering what you were doing.","Oh, I'm just typing up a funeral notice. You know, when someone dies, people want it in the paper, usually. It's a service we provide for the family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13198,Just make sure you hit the floor when we come in. It could get ugly in there.,"Yeah, I'd hate to shoot you by accident.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13199,"English. Way before your time. It was hard giving it up, I'll tell you. I'm hearing rumors, John, of some unusual teaching methods in your classroom. I'm not saying they have anything to do with the Dalton boy's outburst, but I don't think I have to warn you that boys his age are very impressionable.",Your reprimand made quite an impression I'm sure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13200,"Ten years. Barbara isn't really me niece, sir. She's Joanna Clark's daughter.",Of course. Alfred still keeps your mother's picture in his room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13201,"Don't worry, honey, you'll find something.",I was offered that job as a waitress.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13202,"Me, too. Can't have a lot of monkeys making messes in the Guardhouse. Have we fed them? Like raw steak or something?","The Zoo tells me that chimpanzees, like all apes, are vegetarian, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13203,"Look, why don't you just call Diane again?",I draw the line at seven un-returned phone calls.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13204,"When I came upstairs, you stayed to finish your drink. I told you to turn off the TV when you were through. Come to think of it, I also told you you could sleep in the maid's room.","Yeah, well I turned off the set. I used the remote control thing and laid it on the floor. You know what could've happened? The dog came in and stepped on it, turned the TV back on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13205,"Yeah. She's so little, so pretty, and innocent.",Yeah. She's only 13.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13206,"Is she for real? Honey, maybe you should quiet down and let the grownups have a conversation.","My goodness, a word with four syllables. I should get some ice before your brain gets too hot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13207,"That was a mistake, Juno. Mark is a married stranger. You overstepped a boundary.","Listen, Brenda, I think you're the one overstepping boundaries. You're acting like you're the one who has to go through this and get huge and push a baby out of your vag for someone else. Besides, who cares if he's married? I can have friends who are married.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13208,"Hey, I like this.",This album is all Carpenters covers by alt-rock bands. It's called If I Were a Carpenter. It is good. I'll rip a copy for you before you leave.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13209,My house is just a couple of blocks away. Why don't you come on over and clean those cuts up.,Ok. Should I put my bike in the back of your car?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13210,Oona tells me the raven has roosted for the night on a sharp stone spire some half a mile distance.,That would be Devil's Needle. Last landmark I know in these woods.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13211,"I wish you wouldn't pick on Rose and tease her like that. Of course her clothes are silly, but she's ignorant, naive, she doesn't know any better.","The girl worries me. If she walks down the street like that, an army will be following her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13212,It says here you exposed yourself to a group of freshmen girls.,It was a bratwurst. I was eating lunch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13213,Where's Buckaroo? Is he alive?,Course he's alive. He's Buckaroo Banzai.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13214,You know. The stuff I left.,I flushed it down the toilet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13215,I know your face. You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in pictures. You used to be big.,I am big. It's the pictures that got small.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13216,But what about the other night? We were like two stars in the same constellation.,"Michael, you and I are light years apart. You should go, but not with me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13217,"Well, sure, he's rich and he's famous. He's got everything and you've got nothing.","Yeah, but, when I was walking, I realized that he's stuck in that limo all the time. He's stuck with his interviews, he's stuck with his autograph, he has to do whatever his manager tells him to do, you know? He's not free. He's just part of the machine, and if you think about it, freedom's all that there really is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13218,All I did was kiss the girl.,That's what you said in Turley. You remember how that ended.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13219,Whatever. We're here. We may as well go to the penguin house.,"I'm tired and I'm scared, and I'm not looking at fucking penguins.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13220,Phil for God sake.,"God? No I didn't think you'd want to invoke God Rose, because he saw even more than I did. ROSE Look Phil, if you want the rights of a husband, you're gonna have to ask me something but if not, you're gonna have to get accustomed to the rights of what you are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13221,You? Frighten me? That's a good one! I'm twice as fast as you are. Who'd have thought such a spent body can still boast such a fertile mind?,"It's the only frontier I have left, plumcake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13222,Are you going to provide me with an opportunity to prove my love to my girl? Or are you gonna save yourself some trouble and step up like a gentleman and apologize to her?,"Don't fuck with me, man. You look like a clown in that stupid jacket.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13223,"Well, what's so funny?",Your tie. I never saw you wear one before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13224,I don't work in Toontown.,You don't have to. The rabbit's wife sings at an underground Toon revue joint called The Ink & Paint Club. You can catch her in action there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13225,"You know what they say, the only way to change the system is from the inside.",Oh yeah? Why don't we start by taking this thing off my ankle? The poison needles?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13226,"Meat loaf, turkey quesadillas, or salad nicoise.",Salad nicoise? I love salad nicoise.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13227,We been through that.,What about a battered woman's shelter? You can move you kid in with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13228,Oh - and what's so stinking about it?,It's a stinking world because there's no law and order any more. It's a stinking world because it lets the young get onto the old like you done. It's no world for an old man any more. What sort of a world is it at all? Men on the moon and men spinning around the earth and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order no more. The Tramp starts singing again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13229,I think to myself what problems could she possibly have?,"Don't let me get started on my childhood. Oh, you know what? There is a bookstore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13230,Bedrock! I cannot dig any further in zis direction!,We're going to die here like baby mice who have had no milk in days. Dry up into crunchy little pinkies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13231,"It's simply that I find it incredible, Mr. Hillyer. Aside from the girl's illness at the moment, she is very strong, a very healthy specimen of a young human female and a comely one, too. She must have gotten protein somewhere as a young child, if only sporadically.","It is kind of amazing. The dentist says she has perfect teeth, there isn't a cavity in her mouth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13232,You don't think so? You either did or your didn't.,I don't remember. We kissed at my door and next thing I knew I woke up with my period. Alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13233,"Good heavens, are you married, Madox?","Very much so. We are all, save my friend here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13234,"Because I don't believe that Clyde's dead! Why, you said yourself you saw him last night.",So I did. I saw him lying buried in his shop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13235,May I say you smell real special.,It must be my new shampoo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13236,"This is about the ""Wanted!"" Posters, isn't it?",Yes. I am obviously not standing out in people's minds at the robberies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13237,"Everything is double the price now, you do understand that?","I need rice, beans, beer, and your best whiskey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13238,I know that. There are people in some of these cars.,"It's where they live. I guess after everything happened, they just needed to do what they'd always done before. During the daytime, they just pull down the shades on their windows and sleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13239,That's just perfect isn't it? Did it work? Did you find out why I came back?,I think it has something to do with your birthday. You were rambling. I didn't understand the rest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13240,"I swear to you, Argon, if you don't stop the meltdown that nanobot will be the last one I ever build.","Susan, I sense you are having difficulty understanding the situation you are presently in. I ask that you keep in mind that I am ready to reduce an entire city to gelatin to get what I want.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13241,What a nice place.,"Yeah, the tree makes it nice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13242,"No, no, nothin's goin' wrong here. Grandad and I, we're makin' sure this gets handled right.","Dad, I really think we should call the cops.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13243,You want to go down or stay along the river?,We already did the river. Let's go down and across the old bridge. We can circle back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13244,You'd better sit here and keep warm while I go for help.,But where will you go? We're in the middle of nowhere.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13245,"All right, since I got you on the phone, let's talk about your character.","What character? I'm Candy, the chick who gets killed second. I'm only in two scenes!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13246,And this happened before you and I hooked up?,It's been going on for a while. Then he called me a disgrace to our family and that's when he hit me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13247,"Well, we never have any laughs anymore, is the problem.","Well, I've been moody and dissatisfied.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13248,"No, it's that when do you have time to be parents to him? You guys don't pick him up until nine, ten at night. You are into yourselves, as the saying goes. Spend some time trying to be parents. Take him to the mountains, fishing. You ought to let him get to know nature.","Well, you are his grandfather. He is supposed to spend some time with you. You're supposed to show him those woodsy things and this and that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13249,"You're too human, Blade.",It's because I'm human that I can do this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13250,"Good. Do you further admit that this unnatural depiction occurred in full public view where it was accessible to, and in plain sight of, minor children?",It was accessible to everyone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13251,"Your father has a few final words for you. You know, he'd fight a buzz saw for you - he loves you so much. We both do.","Heck, I know that mom! You're my parents.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13252,I take it you don't like Miss Lawson very much?,"I really don't know her that well. We would say hello to each other when I would come to the house, but that was about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13253,There was a coffin?,"Yeah, coffin, headstone, the whole thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13254,"That's Africa. There's an African in all of us, isn't there?","We all came from Africa, supposedly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13255,You know it's been over a year since we kicked it last? Up at the family reunion.,"I know, that's when Uncle Elroy cussed out everybody, and threw up in Aunt Faye's backseat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13256,Wait just a second. You don't just fly in here and start barking orders.,"I apologize, I just don't want to lose the light, we've got time for a quick scout, you've had work done.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13257,Something has got to be done or Rose is going to be in this house forever.,"Well, I have got news! I called long distance and spoke to Cousin Hop and you'll be glad to know, Rose, I have found you a job!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13258,"Well, here's where the fun never stops!","Yeah, I'm really, really happy. Really having a good time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13259,"And you say the third prevision was, what, a little fuzzy or something?",I'm saying the third prevision wasn't there. And that's not all. I spent a few hours down there and it turns out there's a dozen more cases with missing previsions.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13260,"""I'm Lowell Bergman, I'm from '60 Minutes.'"" You know, you take the ""60 Minutes"" out of that sentence, nobody returns your phone call. Maybe Wigand's right. Maybe I'm hooked. What am I hooked on? The rush? ""60 Minutes""? What the hell for? Infotainment. It's so fucking useless, all of it.","So, it's a big country with a free press. You can go work somewhere else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13261,Say it and you'll believe it. Life is good. Say it.,I want to say it because my whole life may depend on these next few moments.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13262,"I'm sure of it. Just as I'm sure there's a wish for Shangri-La in everyone's heart. I have never seen the outside world. But I understand there are millions and millions of people who are supposed to be mean and greedy. Yet, I just know that secretly they are all hoping to find a garden spot where there is peace and security, where there's beauty and comfort, where they wouldn't have to be mean and greedy. Oh, I just wish the whole world might come to this valley.",Then it wouldn't be a garden spot for long.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13263,"Yo, check it. This is good and all that but one day soon I want to have so many Benjamins I can have a nice crib and pay all my bills. You hear me.","Chill, I'm the brains behind this outfit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13264,What do I do? How do I spin this?,Oh honey. It's spun.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13265,"Yes, I remember. What do you do when these moods overtake you?","Nothing. I mean, nothing. I try not to do anything that will produce garbage, so obviously we're talking about eating and basic stuff like that. Did you know that the average person produces three pounds of garbage a day?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13266,He was always nice to me. He found me. He saw me in his dreams.,"I turn you over again, today, Lhamo. One day, you will not be able to come running to us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13267,"That's a pretty stylish skirt, Rose. The only thing I don't understand is how did you ever get it on.","Well, it has buttons.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13268,"And what do you do, my dear?",I'm a file clerk - Harrison Feed and Grain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13269,Maybe when they call I'll just tell Ellie I haven't seen the damn cat around. You know?,"Jud, this is crazy. It's going to be almost dark before we get back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13270,"I'm sure glad you found us, Sebastian. What do you think, Mary?",I don't think there is another human being in this whole world who would have helped us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13271,"No, really. What did I do that was so wrong?","What don't you do? Randal, sometimes it seems like the only reason you come to work is to make my life miserable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13272,With Fast Food Farley at the helm it'll be TV dinners from now on.,Farley is already a TV winner as we shall see. Dentonvile will run forever now that his interest has embraced mental hygiene.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13273,"This is not a good way to start a relationship, stickin' a gun to a man's head, feelin' around his personal equipment. Make him think you don't trust him.",I don't trust anybody. Especially first time deals.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13274,You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?,"Pardon me, Doctor, I am hearing many calls of distress.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13275,What'd the doctor say?,That you'd die on the way to the hospital. Now get into that tub.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13276,"Seein's how you're about as thick as a used string of unwaxed dental floss, don't know how you can criticize.","Yeah, well, if he says that all that flab turns into dick at midnight, he's a liar.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13277,"Darling, can't you see I'm relaxing in here!",Well I just wanted to tell you what I saw.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13278,"Go dance with your mother, Jeffrey!","Your rage is a very great power, but it blinds you to your heart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13279,I think so. What'd he ever do to you anyway?,Let's just say he burned me once.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13280,He just wants me to make him cinnamon cookies like I made for you.,I think he wants more than your cookies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13281,Whose number do you need?,Everyone's. This is a lawsuit. We need to be able to contact the plaintiffs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13282,"What do you do with the company, if I might ask?","I'm in charge of the conversions. When First Bank buys another smaller bank, I'm in charge of converting them to our systems and way of doing things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13283,Do you want to have some breakfast?,"Yeah, I'm going to take a shower and I'll meet you downstairs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13284,You mean the one the dog was sniffing around?,And digging in. Look at that flower bed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13285,You're thinking about killing him. I can't do that. No way. I've never killed a man. Never even shot at one.,"Well neither have I, but it's us or him. If he talks, or writes a note or whatever, he's gonna turn us in. Besides, he's just a low life scumbag. His kind is hardly even human anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13286,"I'll get the drinks, but not here. Let's split. I can't stand this any more, it's murdering my respect for literature.","But I don't want to go, I am enjoying it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13287,I don't get a klepto vibe from you. Evil genius? Maybe. Arsonist? Wouldn't rule it out.,I did steal a squirt of perfume. What do you think? It's Clinique Happy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13288,"Wait, wait. Then these guys go back to their beach house and box up all their shit. Load it in Bodhi's truck and take it to a public storage unit. You see? Summer's almost over. They're splitting. They're gonna pick up a little traveling money tomorrow. The next day at the outside latest. I got a feeling.","Last time you got a feeling I had to kill a man, which I always hate because it looks bad on the report.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13289,"Your mom's not around, is she?",She and dad are out back lighting the barbecue. Jane's walking around like she's King Shit of Turd Mountain. Like always.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13290,My God. Morpheus. You gave them Morpheus.,"Yes. You see, the truth is, Trinity, that we humans have a place in the future. But it's not here. It's in the Matrix.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13291,"Harry York. I work for Martoni Kaminski, he's running for Congress here.",Oh yeah! I saw you in the newsreel!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13292,"Well, hurry up so you can come home! We miss you!",I miss you guys! The people here are so vile! Hardly anyone even talks to me unless it's to say something that's not nice. Law school sucks!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13293,You know? You might not be too bad a bargain for Lisa after all.,You don't say! I might just take that compliment as an insult.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13294,I could hang myself.,"If you did it wrong, it would be painful. You'd choke to death.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13295,Do you see the beast? Have you got it in you sights?,"Clear enough, Moneypenny. This should present no significant problem.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13296,Who are you! Who are you!,I'm Willow Ufgood. I'm here to find Fin Raziel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13297,I bet they like him for his big charity balls.,"That, and the sweet smell of two hundred million bucks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13298,"That's the sky that's going to be over our roof every night, when we're done.","Ah, but consider this, if we don't finish the roof, we can looks at that sky all the time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13299,"Roger, do you understand what the word 'no' means? It's important we establish a rapport. Something as simple as a dozen donuts can mean the world to somebody who hasn't had a donut in a year.","So you're giving a man who butchers whole families, little babies included, my chocolate cream filled?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13300,"He was supposed to come skiing. I didn't get a cable or a call or a note or, frankly, a fart.","Of course, he's been very involved in his music, hasn't he? I think his theory is, you know, you have to go into a cocoon before you can become a butterfly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13301,You've seen only one movie? Which one?,"""King Kong"". It's really good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13302,"That's every man within a five mile radius. Including you. That's why you're here, isn't it? You think I can't do it. You think I'm going to screw up. Or get myself killed.",I think running this pipeline would be a difficult job for anyone. Especially King's daughter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13303,I don't want him.,"Well, if you don't want your dog why don't you put him in a pound?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13304,Roy? He's always crying.,"The kids beat him up, because his home life is, uh, different.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13305,It's gonna look like the bad guys are killing each other.,"And is there an American, shit, is there a man seated among us that hasn't thought about it many times, let's just put them all on an island, give them guns and let them kill each other? This is our wet dream come true. You can expect federal and local law enforcement to go only deep enough to satisfy the law, then bury it from here on out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13306,Now don't be nervous.,You're the one whose hand is shaking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13307,Did you ever sleep with DeLa?,"We did it one time, only once. It had nothing to do with the job, it was stupid. Everything I've got I've earned.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13308,"I didn't even need to change this gasket, just put in a little hydraulic fluid.","Stop it. When you talk like that, I get turned on and it frightens me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13309,The camera loves her. A great actress.,With great tits. I'm going to ask her if I can touch them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13310,"Well, I live downtown.","Yeah, we both live downtown.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13311,"David, cut it out. Mark Davis is gonna like be here in five minutes.",Well great. The Pleasantville Marathon starts at six thirty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13312,Worse than a fucking rabid baboon.,"Yeah, I guess. You know, next to wacking his weasel, his other favorite thing is twisting sharpened pencils in the corner of his eyes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13313,"There's a guy in here, hurt bad! We gotta get him to a doctor!","He might have fallen down the stairs, I don't know. I don't know what's going on, I'm confused. I have this memory thing. Do I know you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13314,I don't care about bucks. I might love this guy.,"Wow, are you in deep shit. You know he'll break your heart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13315,Weren't those a birthday present from Dr. McCoy?,"And they will be again, Spock. That's the beauty of it. How much?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13316,What's with you? Every week this scumbag puts the squeeze on us and every week you roll out the welcome wagon like he's family.,Just thought maybe he'd like a little coffee with his saliva.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13317,I don't know who they've left out there to do the work. There can't be one mine left open. Have they touched the women?,My wife publicly defied the law. They've arrested her and four others.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13318,"I said knock it off! Now as far as I'm concerned you two girls can bitch slap yourselves silly when this is over, but right now we've got to figure out what's going on.",It's simple. Bastaldi's moving up. He's closing down his operation and this is his way of saying thanks to all of us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13319,I'm what you would call a fifth year senior.,But I thought high school is only four years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13320,What did you do to that hair? And where did you get that dress?,I dyed one and washed the other.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13321,But what about your theory? The existence of someone like Taylor might prove it.,"Zira, are you trying to get my head cut off?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13322,And we got to take all the old paint off all the doors and then George taught us how to stain everything and he even let me choose the color I liked best! And he said he loved me!,We did a lot of the wiring too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13323,"If that's your case, you didn't have a case. I wouldn't believe whatever Habighorst said, anyway.",I can't believe you're saying this in the courtroom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13324,"You know, one time by mistake I went into a white church down in Row County and to this day I don't know how'n the devil I got outta that church alive.",They probly thought you was crazy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13325,"I'm saying I handled my responsibilities like a man. But when you're in the NBA, you pull into a city and there's a hundred women waiting at the hotel. And another twenty that made it past security on your floor. And the boldest one is standing right at your door. And after awhile, it just becomes part of the game. I'm sorry I lied to you, I shouldn't have. But I did it cause I love you.","Since we're being honest, guess I should tell you. I'm dropping out of school and going pro.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13326,Boys marching. Clapping in unison.,Oh that. That was an exercise to prove a point. About the evils of conformity.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13327,"Last time might as well've been the first. I remember all the times, don't I. I watched her grow up in increment",She told me you were a ghost in her life. Daddy the friendly ghost. Coming back to haunt her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13328,"I'll tell you what I do think. If they say they're for disarmament, I say anyone who says they're for disarmament is either a traitor or a damned fool.","But, General, we're on our toes. We haven't agreed to anything for years. Infact, a a lot of people say we never will.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13329,I don't know. I don't care anymore. I just want to be at peace!,"Oh, so you don't want war anymore? You want to be at peace? You want to be able to change your mind anytime you feel like it and expect everyone to go along with it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13330,Ever read any Poe?,"I don't think so, but I love her album.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13331,And we will just have to find out who's going to be carrying them.,Carrying them. They could all be carrying them for what we know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13332,Which means we've got ONE week to start acting like a professional band.,"Hey. Anyone here need lessons, just talk to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13333,There is no new ending. Page 750 on is exactly the same.,"Well, then I guess it must have felt new because everything leading up to it was so different.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13334,Sorry. I shouldn't go on about myself at a time like this. Are you sure you're going to be okay?,"Yes, just check on me once a day for the next three days. Then the PMS should be over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13335,What are you doing with all these blueprints?,Some buildings I'm working on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13336,"Look at this credenza. If you don't mind me asking, how much is something like that? It's got to cost a fortune.",It's a family heirloom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13337,"Well, it's over between you and him. We're getting married next month.","How sweet. Standing by your man, even after what he did. You're a very understanding person.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13338,"Hook you up? The Mau-Mau's? You must be smoking. Why in the world would I want to hook up a bunch of red, black and green flag-waving pseudo revolutionairies?","So now I see where you're coming from. Just because we ain't rapping about Gucci, Timberland, Rolex, Benz, Cristal, ho's and bitches, we're pseudo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13339,"I can't believe Tommy's still pissed at me. He knows I'm moving away, right?",He's been acting real strange lately. He won't even look me in the eyes anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13340,He busted Casanova and sent the crooks packing.,And this has been a pretty nice place to live ever since.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13341,"And with time she will, I'm sure, become affectionate.","Certainly, there is nothing so easy to like as a pet and they are quite silent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13342,"Really, what kind was it a mair or guilding?","Think it was a guilding. It was grey. Oh it was so beautiful, the guy let me ride it all around.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13343,"I've been very lazy for a long, long time.","You seem like you're anything but lazy, Uncle Billy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13344,"Well, I kinda just blurted it out over a root beer float.",Mmmmmm. Root beer float that sounds good.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13345,"I haven't even got on it yet. Let's go, time to fetch.","The faster you find the bags, the bigger you boys' finder's fee will be.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13346,I want you to go back to the hotel now. I'll call you a cab.,Of course. I shouldn't be over here at this hour.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13347,How did you get over it? I mean how long 'til it stopped hurting?,"Sometimes is still hurts. You know how it is, man. I mean, each day you think about it less and less. And then one day you wake up and you don't think of it at all, and you almost miss that feeling. It's kinda weird. You miss the pain because it was part of your life for so long. And the, boom, something reminds you of her, and you just smile that bittersweet smile.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13348,Are you comfortable here?,Everyone has been very kind. I am extremely grateful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13349,You better watch out for her. She's after Charlie.,"Cool it, kids. He's free to see other girls, if he wants.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13350,"You can see it. Whenever you want. Don't you, um, work at a hospital or something?","Yeah, I'm a nurse's aide at Mercy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13351,So what gems do you have in your collection?,"Not much of a collection really. I haven't had the wallet for that, so I sort of live bottle to bottle. But I've got a couple things I'm saving. I guess the star would be a 1961 Cheval Blanc.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13352,Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys?,Because I did only sleep with three guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13353,"I can't believe we've come this far only to be stopped by this! Scotty, is there any way dilithium can be re-crystallized?","Sorry, sir. We can't even do that in the 23rd Century.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13354,Still. You must be rich. Making a couple of famous movies like those.,Merely comfortable. Here's Hanna with our refreshments. Can you get the door?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13355,"Sure, Pete Clemenza died of a heart attack, but the Rosato Brothers gave it to him.","We were all heartbroken at the news, but that wasn't cause to start a war.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13356,What's the secret to making a woman happy?,"Oh that's easy, you just gotta find the clitoris.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13357,"No, not that. I'm talking about the Associated Press. They got this story that we pulled this interview and they talked to Mike and I. Did you tell them that we were lying?","No. I should have. I told them I disagreed with you, Mike and Kluster that this segment is as good as the original. I'm not lying for you. I'm not gonna shut up for you. Not on any of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13358,You could buy a car for twenty grand. You could buy this car.,I don't want to go alone. I want you to drive me to Paris. Like we're a couple. Like we're a couple and we're travelling together. That's all we're doing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13359,"And sometimes it takes a long time, and you're fucking gagging.","Yeah. And then it hits that little thing. That little punch bag. What is it? The tonsils. The esophagus, whatever.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13360,"That's interesting, because I didn't leave a message.","Then maybe I saw an old message. There are a lot of them on my desk, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13361,"I do. I remember from day one. People staring at me, sensing I was different. Watching the fear grow in their eyes, knowing in their hearts I wasn't human.","If you're not human, then why do you bleed like us? I've seen vampire blood, you don't have it running through your veins.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13362,Must you walk so quickly?,"It's good exercise, Mom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13363,"Look, it's okay for me to shit the street. But you gotta use a toilet.","Okay, just point me in the right direction next time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13364,"Obviously, at this time, you weren't sick.","It's possible I was infected with the HIV virus at that time, but I wasn't diagnosed until several years later.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13365,You two from the Poliakoff Agency?,"Yes, we're the new girls.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13366,"Don't do that, you've got the whole garage.","Oh yeah, right-between the power mower and the weed killer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13367,This is so unfair.,That's what I told the fish I caught. But I ate them anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13368,"But you've a pension, haven't you, from the sale of his books?","It's tainted money, Doctor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13369,"I'm not sure we can escape our natures. Believe me, I've tried. I'm not even so sure anymore that we should want to.",I love that you said that. It makes me feel a bit lighter. I've been rather heavy lately. Thinking about my childhood. Realizing how much a product I am of my upbringing. I've been seeing someone. A therapist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13370,Fine. Let's drop it.,"Fine. I mean, it's not like I was doubting you, it's just that I know puppetry is a skill that takes a long time to acquire.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13371,It was a mercy-killing after all.,They found an eyelash.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13372,You don't like him because he's a Yankee. He's a brilliant doctor.,"He's a polecat, dear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13373,"Hey, man, don't ever call me that.","I call it like I see it, and what I see is definitely soft.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13374,I came back for you; this morning I came back. Before I even knew about the money. You're what I want.,"The only reason I stormed off is because you sort of spooked me talking about Jake. But I've had nothing but time to think about it. It keeps coming back to you and me and us getting the hell out of here. But we've got to get the money, baby. We get the money. I get the car. Then we get the hell out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13375,You don't have to explain. Did I tell you how grateful I am for what you've done?,I couldn't leave you sitting by the road.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13376,"Um-hmm. Come with me, brother. I want to show you something.","See that, son? Now this is a heel, see, and there, that's the ball of a foot. Someone has been walking here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13377,I'm still not clear on Chaos.,It simply deals with unpredictability in complex systems. It's only principle is the Butterfly Effect. A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13378,"That was my first game of Strip Croquet, you know. I thank you.",You're welcome. It's a lot more interesting than just flinging off your clothes and boning away on the neighbor's swing set.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13379,Your mother's murder was last year's hottest court case. Somebody was gonna write a book about it.,And it had to be you with all your lies and bullshit theories.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13380,"Objection, asking the witness to speculate.","My gosh, Alvin, was I supposed to object every time you did that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13381,"Damn it, man! You're talking about my mother!","You must admit, she is rather mannish. No offense, but if that's a woman, it looks like she's been beaten with an ugly stick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13382,"Yeah, let's hear about your day.","Well I got the tires rotated, I went shopping, and I made dinner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13383,"The wilder Paul is tonight, the calmer he'll be tomorrow.",As long as he keeps out of the park.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13384,Your fuckin' ass! You could have had the food and beverage job without goin' on television! You wanted to go on TV.,"Yeah, I did want to go on TV. That way I have a forum. I can fight back. I'm known. People see me. They know they can't fuck around with me like they could if I was an unknown. That's right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13385,"Yeah. Nice touch. It's the logo from ""You Bet Your Life"", right?",Good eye. Not one club owner got it. They all ask me why I got Donald Duck on my card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13386,Not me. I'm in for the long haul. In nine months I'll have enough to take a few years off.,"Well, more power to you. Me, I start to bug out after too much time out here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13387,That's where my father was killed.,Yes. It was a black day. One of my disciple's took the crystal and became a Sith Lord. It was a black day. The few crystals that remain are in the possession of the Sith Lords on Alderaan. That's how they've become so powerful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13388,I thought you hated this place?,I do. I just said that. I was never here before. I actually like it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13389,"Now, if you want to work like a real nigger, you can always go out and chop cotton.",They done that too long in my family.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13390,Thank you. Have you been getting the money I sent you?,"You mean the drug money? Yes, I got it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13391,"Haven't you got another pew, not so close to the band? How about that one?","Sorry, sir. That's reserved for members of the immediate family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13392,We didn't hit it off.,"Oh, that's putting it mildly. We did everything but exchange gunshots.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13393,I went as a detective. I found out that Mrs. Redi reads the same books as Dr. Judd.,I don't think that's so revealing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13394,"Terrance and Phillip are two very untalented, unfunny actors from Canada. Their TV show is filled with toilet humor and bad language and is just complete garbage. Now it appears they have a movie and I'm positive it's not suitable for children!","Well, it looks like I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents. I have to put a stop to this before more children see 'Terrance and Phillip'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13395,I just talked to him.,"So, he knows where you are. That means he's sending some guys over here probably right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13396,You're here because you figured I might show up.,It seemed like a possibility. What about your intentions? Are they honorable?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13397,It's the FBI. He wants to come in.,Have him walk in backwards.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13398,"Boy do I feel a lot better. It's a straight shot back to the Colonies, and then we can start taking bids on the paydirt. Any bets on the top bid?","Well, we should at least be able to each buy our own planet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13399,"Sweet? God, he's gorgeous.",James is very sweet and very gorgeous.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13400,Look at that guy. What a hunk.,Check out the other guy's buns.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13401,What's Peggy Sue going to do at your lodge meeting?,"It's her 18th birthday, I want to show her off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13402,So. Are you an hallucination? Or are little gear trains and circuit boards under your skin?,Am I artifact or dream? You might ask that about anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13403,"So how did you get off that island, anyway?",You can go to your grave not knowing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13404,"Oh, that was a wonderful show. I think that's the best show you two ever wrote.",I think the funniest show that Mickey and I ever did was the one we won the Emmy for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13405,"I am allowed to go to the attic and select any of the Old Man's suits. They all fit me very well. I can also take his shirts, shoes and coats.",It is quite amazing how those clothes have come back into style.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13406,"He wants us to know he's out there, what he's doing. It's not enough just to kill somebody like Speck, he wants us to know he did it.","Agent Mackelway, you're going to get your wish. You're going back to Washington. I want you back in Computer Crimes. Fire up those chat rooms.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13407,I think you found something.,"See the cartouche there, it's the official royal seal of Seti the First, I'm sure of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13408,You were asleep when I left. I didn't want to wake you. Did you go out?,"Yeah, I went out for a couple of hours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13409,I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food.,"This is our first meal in this house, Lydia. Why don't we all do our little private parts to make it a pleasant one?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13410,I didn't come for the Cup of Christ. I came to find my father.,"In that case, God be with you in your quest. Your father is being held in the Castle of Brunwald on the Austrian-German border.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13411,I said the northwest valley.,That's like saying they're in Arizona.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13412,Where will you go? The circus is halfway to Metropolis by now.,I got no place at the circus without my family. I'm going to get a fix on Two-Face. Then I'm going to kill him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13413,"But, sir. Well, I don't know why. I guess, maybe, because she's frightened that if she doesn't lose the weight she may even get fired.","That's right. She will get fired. In fact, I want you to send her back to Paris.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13414,"Mom was really mad at him this time, wasn't she?","What do you expect, when he comes in smelling like a brewery and looking like an unmade bed?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13415,"I passed by it a couple of times. It's out in the middle of nowhere. It seems like a rowdy place, so there wouldn't be a lot of police. And it's open from dusk till dawn. You said meet you in the morning.","Well, because you picked that place out of a hat, my brother's dead now. And this girl's family's dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13416,It belongs to the man you took it from. Or should I say stole it from?,The guy with the transplant?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13417,Are you saying this filthy godless son of a pig knows where to find The City Of The Dead? Truly?,"Yes and if you cut him down, we will give you ten percent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13418,"No. Fear and arrogance, you, hayseed, not ignorance!",I know. I just like to see you get all worked up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13419,We wanted to challenge the notions of classic beauty. We wanted to showcase women throughout the world.,"Next time, make sure you put a barf bag in the centerfold.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13420,"In that case, here are ten basic plays. I think that's about all this bunch can handle.","Thank you, Spearchucker. I'll certainly take a look at these. Where the hell did you ever get that name?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13421,"Maybe Hobbes didn't know it, but Annabelle was a pretty popular girl around Starliner Towers. I've got three men here, maybe four, who're hosting large, free-moving, apparently pathogenic, abdominal growths that nobody I've tried can identify. You were next on my list.",I'd kinda like to come over there and have a look at one of these guys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13422,Paranoid? I'm looking at you. You got your arms around another guy.,That is the worst kind of paranoia.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13423,So you found Mary?,"Right there in Liberty City. And you were right, she's really something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13424,"You did not just say ""Injuns,"" Del.","The Indians, Injuns, whatever. They're always drunk and doing stupid things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13425,Not very long. There have been a couple of bids already.,Because it caught my eye when it was in a higher price bracket in the listings.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13426,"Uh, no. I missed that one. But what do I know? I like Laurel and Hardy movies.",Really? I never really cared for those. Why does the fat one always have to be so mean to the skinny one?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13427,"Dad, you and I have talked about this. Lloyd and I have talked about this. Believe me, this is well-covered territory.","Diane, I'm not asking you to sever all relations with the boy. Give him a present, here, let him know you still care. Give him this pen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13428,Because the day after the shooting you sent in a pair of spats - they had blood on them.,I cut myself shaving.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13429,"And Gaston, I was happier all day long. I felt I'd contributed something.","Well, sir, if you should do it again, which I hope you won't, please remember the order. Counterpane, blanket, blanket, sheet, sheet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13430,You could've saved that for the tooth fairy!,That's stupid! I happen to know my mom is the tooth fairy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13431,"Oh, fuck, Seth, that's my only pair!","Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13432,Well we rang $900 today.,"Yeah but more than that. I'm happy because I'm proud of us. Because although our talents are small and peculiar, we use them to their best advantage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13433,"Jesus Christ, Gibbons, this is something we came up with?","Yeah, that's right. So now that you know, you understand why it's important that we get it back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13434,Naw. Those are for us.,Oh really. You two are slamming to Nico now?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13435,"A girl could get killed, so they tell me. What's new and hot in Gotham City?","Oh, it's too good. We got a six-foot bat that swoops out of the night and preys on evildoers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13436,"Cookie, they are dead, dead, deadski.",Of course they're dead. They're ghosts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13437,Since when? Usually you leave 'em with nothing but a kick in the teeth.,That's when I was a saxophone player. Now I'm a millionaire.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13438,"You have trouble, financial trouble?",Yeah. It's so hard these days and I really need it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13439,And the wine - excellent.,I'm glad you like it. It's made right here in the valley.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13440,You want me to hold the chicken.,Yeah. I want you to hold it between your knees.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13441,"Yeah, I know, it's a lot of weight.",We're gonna call it California sinsemilla. Sounds exotic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13442,What a charming idea for Moscow to surprise us with a lady comrade.,If we had known we would have greeted you with flowers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13443,"Oh my gosh, I don't think she's even wearing underwear!",How nerdy is that? I'm wearing two pairs right now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13444,"Oh, quiet, quiet, quiet. Say, tell me something did you read that speech you're gonna make tonight?","No, I never read the speeches before I make them. I get more of a kick out of it that way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13445,I heard your playing.,"I was feeling sorry for myself. Raoul is getting married, he proposed today! I love that boy beyond all measure, I've spent everything I own to give him education and opportunity. Now he has complete happiness, and I mope.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13446,I just want to sit here longer. I mean the feeling is powerful. Why's that?,Maybe the best part of your life is over and you don't want to get up and start the bad part.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13447,"What are we doing? Ray, I was ready to kill you.","Don't you see? It's the slime. That stuff is like pure, concentrated evil.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13448,Did Vaughan go home?,"Yeah, he has to go to work in a little while. I do too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13449,I want to gamble.,"Here are two quarters. When you lose these, you're not going to get anymore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13450,"Grow up, Johnny. You want to run around on fire for the rest of your life?","Is that a trick question? C'mon, I can't be the only one who thinks this is cool.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13451,Pipes? Where are you going to get pipes?,"Oh, that's a cinch. I'll show them how to cast pipes out of clay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13452,Have many famous actors and actresses lived here? I was meaning to ask you that.,"Honey, all the great ones came through here at one time or another.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13453,Why didn't the State's investigation uncover Mr. Roston earlier?,He was away on an extended vacation and just returned two days ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13454,"I mean, was there another? I thought I heard a voice.","Oh, I had the radio on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13455,"Andy, c'mon in! Thanks for flyin' out here!!",The stewardess let me keep my headphones.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13456,"I strongly feel that a Negro should direct this. This kind of satire is a high wire act in a gale storm. One misstep and we're doing ""Amos and Andy."" Only a Negro will have the sensitivity and cultural awareness to navigate this dangerous terrain.","To hire someone solely on their ethnicity, gender or religion is not right. It's un-American. I will hire someone who is most qualified for this particular job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13457,During wartime the national suicide rate goes down.,"Is that a fact? Well, that fits in right along with everything I've been saying. War is not all black.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13458,So you knew this young man before?,From back in Houston. We both come up on Fifth Street.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13459,Don't you think it's time to go now? Running around here during the day is one thing but at night we could be killed by a wide variety of people.,Well that's stupid. This is my park just as much as it is theirs. You think it's fair they keep us out just because they make us think we'll get killed or something?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13460,"Well, are you going to go to Havenbrooke or Women Now for the abortion? You need a note from your parents for Havenbrooke.","I know. Women Now, I guess. The commercial says they help women now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13461,"There are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge and experience. Sometimes, in some cases, it's necessary to take a risk. I got to thinking. I'll bet a person could learn a lot by getting into that woman's apartment. You know, sneak in and hide and observe.","You said it was a strange world, and you're the strangest part of it. Are you crazy? She is possibly involved in murder. This gives me the creeps.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13462,What's he smoke in that?,"Sacred herbs. Tobacco. Don't worry, we don't smoke no Mexican agriculture in The Pipe. That's a white man's myth. This is a sacrament.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13463,What do you do? Tell her you love her.,But I can't even see her. She doesn't have her own phone. I don't even know her e-mail address.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13464,Sittin' around gives me the piles. You got a proposition?,We combine everything. You are my second in command.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13465,Connecticut. I told the office I'd work out of there next week. When are you planning to start back?,Probably first thing in the morning. It's too late to start now. I'm going to try not to do too much driving in the dark.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13466,"Thanks. They weren't related to Humpty Dumpty, were they? Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee?",Maybe distant cousins. They did have that egg shape in common.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13467,"Don't go. I'm frightened. I can love a coward, I can't love another dead man.",This is what I do. I do this every day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13468,"Fine. Let's say all you ever knew was apples. Apples, apples and more apples. You might think apples were pretty good, even if you occasionally got a rotten one. Then one day there's an orange. And now you can make a decision. Do you want an apple, or do you want an orange? That's democracy.",I also like bananas.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13469,"I bought a beer. That was two- fifty. I bought a beer, otherwise I would have thirty.","I'm sorry, sir. It's thirty dollars for the ticket.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13470,My mother used to say that a cold heart is a dead heart.,Your mother sounds like a Hallmark greeting card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13471,"Eh, that was a terrible production. Renfield was a drunk!",I thought it was great. You were much scarier in real life than you were in the movie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13472,I'm not a traitor. I've served my country.,And pocketed a fair amount of change while doing it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13473,I don't know. I guess I'm not afraid of them.,You were plenty scared that night in the car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13474,"Brother, when I have to wake you up at eleven o'clock in the morning you're either sick or you were up very late last night. And you weren't reading Huckleberry Finn. I looked and its not in your room. Now what were you doing?","Mother, I have to tell the truth. I wasn't reading Huckleberry Finn, I was reading one of those Little Dirty Comic Books.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13475,"Hannah, in order to get real answers from the netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart. The devil won't dick with you.","Well technically, I don't think I'm a virgin anymore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13476,"Oh. That's, uh, my room. Vanessa lets me have a room for all my old stuff.","Wow, you get a whole room in your own house? She's got you on a long leash there, Mark.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13477,Did I miss something? Are we going into battle?,The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13478,Maybe you'd better go after him - if you don't want to lose him.,"Oh, I'm not going to let this one get away. He's so cute. Collects shells.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13479,"Captain, can I put in for a transfer?","Sure, meet me at the top, we'll start the paperwork.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13480,Can I buy you another drink?,"Hey, another one for me and another one for the lady.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13481,"My world famous, famous world Arroz con pollo will be ready very soon.","Hurry up, I wanna watch HBO.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13482,This is the hotel San Domenico?,"Yes Sir, and it has been so for 127 years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13483,I'm kinda beat. You can stay in my mom's room if you want.,I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13484,"Vada, try to scrunch these chairs together a little more.","Dad, I'm trying. The chairs, they won't scrunch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13485,You're looking pretty chipper this morning.,"I'm still here, aren't I? I may as well enjoy myself. I'm going to go to school today. Dad, I want to apologize for yesterday. The car is a classic. Use it in the best of health.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13486,"Mr. Bixler, how come you're painting this old house?","Well I just bought it, now I'm fixing it up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13487,"Well damn it. I don't speak ill of the dead. What I'm trying to say is, it's was just a crazy accident. The exact same thing could have happened if he was with me. You can't go beating yourself up about it.","This wouldn't happen if he was with you. I mean, you drive five miles below the speed limit. I totaled three cars in fives years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13488,"Honey, the meeting today is going to be fine. Don't get in an uproar.",I know. It's just having to pass muster with these juniors before the senior partner even agrees to see me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13489,"Take the Luminal to sleep, or whenever you feel an attack coming on.",You seem to be saying that this isn't just a case of resting until I'm better. That my condition will continue to deteriorate until the end of my life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13490,"That was an accident. I bet both our asses Bobby Peru done murdered all kinds of people, and meant it, too.",That was in Vietnam.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13491,"So Morde-chai, tell me, what brings your bad self down to the KLF?",I'm back on the job for the JDL. You hear about that crazy white boy who took over as Santa?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13492,"So, it was a draw.","Yeah, I'm 5-5 and 1.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13493,"Mackelway, I could understand. He is over-emotional by nature, but you, Agent Kulok, you had a shining career in front of you.","Just step outside, sir. Now. Keep your hands where I can see them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13494,For a few months. Hire someone cheap. You have to have a bodyguard to keep the insurance. Then fire him for incompetence. The important thing is Lisa's daughter will return to school.,And Lisa will be able to save face. We won't be the only family without a bodyguard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13495,Then why did you conduct at one of their Nuremberg rallies?,"I did not conduct at the rally, I conducted on the evening before the rally.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13496,"Forget it. I should've known better. Your friend is just, I don't know, into collecting weird tricks. Mind?",He's writing his name in water.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13497,What was the color of Tim's belt?,The style of fighting that Tim studied didn't believe in belts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13498,The fifth room is your broadcast room.,Good. I'd like to book a massage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13499,I said that's the point!,"Look, King, maybe you've lost too much blood, or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13500,The winds are picking up.,"On my way. Alright Sarah, are you ready for the best ride in the park?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13501,Because I've been kidding myself. Because I realized you were right from the beginning. This whole thing was just a wild goose chase.,"So, you've had a little bad luck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13502,"Yes, I like you.",You can be my special friend and come and put that in me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13503,Peter. I don't see you rushing home to trim the tree.,That's because I'm a heartless bastard who only cares about money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13504,"Everything is lovely, Ted, but much too expensive.",Mom. Believe me. I could buy all that AND the factories they came from.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13505,"Feral, huh? Totally uncontaminated?",Look at him. He doesn't understand English. He moves like an animal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13506,I don't want to hurt anybody. I just want to go home.,All the roads into Death Valley are blocked. We'd like to talk to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13507,"We got about forty bucks, sweetheart. That'd get us to El Paso.",Rather be in El Paso than Big Tuna.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13508,"No. No. I heard from Superintendent Zimmer this morning and evidently he's so impressed with our Special Needs class, he's bringing Richard Moffit himself to the Thanksgiving Day parade, check in hand.","Monkey, this is too exciting! I can't believe our dream is coming true.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13509,She don't look Jewish.,Sure she is. She's always in here with some different guy. You know the way they are.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13510,"Well, just exactly what the hell you think you're gonna do? Die on me?","I'm going to Florida, that's my only chance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13511,"I was thinking, Antigua, maybe.",I love Antigua. Maybe I'll come visit you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13512,"Well, this is it. We get the car, find some Americans. We find Americans we'll be all right.",We'll make up some kind of lie. They won't find the gold.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13513,What else did she tell you?,She said all of God's angels would want to sleep beside me if they could. I liked that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13514,"I don't know who. Whom. I can't trace it. In the old days it was simple. We kept books, we had ledgers, we could see what was going in and what was paid out. If somebody wanted to rob you, he'd come in with a gun and say 'stick 'em up."" Now they get theses blasted computers to do their dirty work!","My friend, you are yesterday. Whoever pulled this caper is tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13515,You've got a lot of hard work ahead of you if you want to be a negotiator.,I'm ready to do it. And I'm going to be here more than two weeks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13516,I understand Bobby Beans came to see you today.,Yeah. Seems Maranzano wants to talk about buying the Merchant Street warehouse.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13517,"Oh, he did. Half an hour later a certain Timothy J. Nolan went into secret session with the Commission and he did all the talking.","You mean Kayo Nolan, the old timer? He doesn't know much.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13518,I should be better by now.,You are better. And I think it's not memories at all. It's just a dream you keep having over and over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13519,I'm sure there's a dozen teachers better than this clown. More qualified. Goddamn phony.,"But it doesn't matter. Really, I'm not interested in playing music professionally.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13520,The way you talk. Never heard a woman talk like that.,"Oh look, I haven't got time to be proper, I want to live. I'm a woman, I like men. If that's unladylike, then I guess I'm not a lady. At least I'm honest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13521,Hey ! I'm still your best chance to get out of here alive.,You've been doing a bang up job so far. Right now Matt is probably dead and it's your fault.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13522,"You know much about about Special Forces? Green Berets, Captain?","I've worked with them on occasions and I saw the movie , sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13523,I ate a burger in the afternoon and a steak and a half with Gregory.,I guess you're off that vegetarian kick you've been on for ten years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13524,I'm sorry about my parents.,"You didn't seem sorry when you were laughing at all your mother's stupid, tasteless, cruel animal jokes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13525,I'm still going to New York. Just not this second.,"I don't want to drag this out too long, for Jeremy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13526,"I know. And that's great. But it would be great in a better way, not a better way but a different way, if I could find him and bring him back.",Where do we look for little lost Puff?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13527,"All is fair in ""Heaven,"" Ted-baby.",That's right. And guess who's the new King of the Unemployment Line.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13528,Have you fantasized about me?,"I thought I made that clear before, when I said I would go down on you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13529,"Petra, this ain't about the people that sent us here, you know that.","No, now it's about us. Let's do something for us before we both get killed. Don't you want to get to Bora Bora, Xander?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13530,"You're a very nice guy, and I don't know why some girl hasn't grabbed you off long ago.",I don't know either. I think I'm a very nice guy. I also think I'm a pretty smart guy in my own way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13531,It's not enough. For hospital bills. For Nicole.,"I'll help pay for Nicole, if that's what you're really talking about. I'll even give you the money I got for my kids. That's what we used to do, remember? Help each other. This was a community.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13532,You ever have the feeling that you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?,All the time. It's called mescaline and it is the only way to fly.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13533,Is it okay for the guest to see the food before the dinner?,You're thinking of the groom not seeing the bride before the wedding.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13534,"Sorry!! Sorry that you and your tennis pals torched this guy who's now after me. In case you haven't been keeping score, it's his fucking banquet, and I'm the LAST COURSE!!","Honey, we went over this in therapy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13535,Patient apparently suffers from acute obsessional syndrome with potential homicidal styles. Work better for you?,"So what you're saying, this guy's a total wacko, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13536,I want to know why you see him. Is it a Patchett payoff?,I see Bud because I want to. I see Bud because he can't hide the warmth he has inside him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13537,"Bullshit. Getting yourself killed won't do the kids any good. Besides, we do have a choice.",Assuming your mysterious nun in right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13538,It's a trap. There was no way we were gonna get away with that gold. Nobody ever does. It's just the bait. This ship sucks people in and it never lets them out.,"I think maybe you been on this boat a little too long, with all that supernatural mumbo jumbo. There's nothing supernatural about greed. And that's what it comes down to, pure and simple.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13539,"You said, first, he was lying. How do you know that, Doctor?",Because people who are suffering from aural hallucinations hear voices in both ears. Daryll Lee told me that Joan of Arc always appeared beside him on his left side and spoke softly in his left ear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13540,"That never changes. You know, when you and grandma are gone, the family's gone. I never see the cousins anymore.",It's your grandma's strudel that's kept this family together.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13541,We were getting 50 from our guy.,With 20% coming off the top for me laying your bet. Either way you end up with 40.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13542,"You said before, that he got boxes?","Yeah, he got boxes in his stomach. He's taller than me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13543,You used to read.,"Well not any more, now I'm a serious writer and above this crap.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13544,"I think we hit the honeypot, boys. There's something brewing under the street.","Peter, do you think maybe I have some genetic problem or something that makes me vulnerable to these supernatural things?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13545,"A week ago it was my business, now it's none of my business. In other words, when you need me to take care of somethin' for you, then you need me.","Yeah, that's right, the way you need me to vouch for you as a citizen and get you out of one of your jams. I'm gonna have to straighten out what you just did with this guy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13546,You get your wish!,"You know what I wished, Daddy? I wished I could be a good girl.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13547,We can't begin this way. Let me turn on the light.,But I thought vampires didn't like the light.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13548,She wants us to show the world what a great guy Principal Collins is.,"And like she said, do it before the parade.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13549,It's a pretty ring.,I wouldn't be surprised if it were a true wishing ring.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13550,I thought you were supposed to turn yourself in at ten o'clock this morning?,I'm just having my last few drinks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13551,It's not falling asleep. You've only been standing there for three minutes.,"I'm the one who can feel my leg, and it's falling asleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13552,"How about me? I don't get a drink, John?","Of course! A double for Michael, Tony.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13553,"Everybody has a good time tonight. Okay, kids, what do you want to do now?",Let's make more popcorn.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13554,Can we still get Lecktor's message out of the paper?,Yes. And I'm leery of running Lecktor's message without knowing what it says.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13555,"You're killing me, you know that? You got no sick time according to Command. I've been told to terminate.",It's okay. I'll just get my things out of the locker.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13556,You like mysteries that much?,"Yeah, you're a mystery. I like you. Very much.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13557,"Tune me in, lady. An explosion such as the one Superman describes would have altered the molecular structure of the Krypton rock.","I know I'm going to get rapped in the mouth for saying this, but so what?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13558,Do you remember him?,"Oh yes. I remember everyone who was on the Lakul, every face. Even the ones who didn't make it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13559,"Louis, you tellin' me the truth?","Look, I swear to fucking god, she came out with that bag and I took it from her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13560,"Jesus, Mace. Back off.","This guy is someone you know, one of your squid-head contacts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13561,"Lois, I've got to hand it to you. You're amazing. Who else could manage to turn a three-week tropical vacation into a front page story that's going to blow the lid off government corruption in the Caribbean?",I just knew I was onto something when that taxi driver kidnapped me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13562,I think I'll hang on to these.,"Think again, that's government property. You have to sign for everything. I've got one more that wasn't on your list.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13563,You a God damn witch?,Yes. A switch hitting witch. Very common in Puerto Rico.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13564,You don't still think it was me?,"No, but if it were you, that would have been a very clever way to throw me off track. Using your one phone call to call me so I wouldn't think it was you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13565,"Wow, this lab looks great. Except why is there a stove and refrigerator?","We couldn't afford any more props. If it seems weird, maybe you can add a scene where they eat dinner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13566,He was saying that when women are close friends they get their periods at the same time.,Yeah and when we're mad at each other we're out of sync. It only works if you're on good terms.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13567,Meditations on a Banana Slug was a delightful read.,"Thank you so much. I love slugs. All slugs, not just banana slugs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13568,"Later. Jahn, I've been let down by the guys who were going to do the flooring. They brought the materials but took my money and ran. You guys have a school theatre don't you?","Yes, The Obelisk. But it's closed for repairs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13569,I'm kind of tired. I think I'd like to try and get some sleep.,You can have the bed. The chair is fine for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13570,I'm assuming you read my deposition.,It was quite a page turner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13571,I have been troubled about you. I want you to know that my room is just downstairs. You have only to cry out if you are ill or frightened.,How kind you are. It is so comforting to know that someone cares.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13572,"Come on, I was hamburger. You were porterhouse.","Maybe on the outside. But inside, deep down, I've always been dripping with special sauces. Are you hungry?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13573,We must prepare for the coming of Gozer.,"Okay, I'll help you. Should we make some dip or something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13574,"I'm gonna tell you something here, and I hope it doesn't undermine my position as an authority figure. I'm a little afraid of heights.",You're afraid of the Ferris wheel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13575,I'll cover it. You have any other surprises?,Yeah. My name's not John Ultramalensky and I wasn't at your wedding.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13576,What do you wear in the morning?,"When you get up you put on a negligee, and then you change to a morning frock.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13577,You didn't say anything about my hair.,It's so cool. You're by far the most sensational person in the room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13578,"What're you gonna do, put me in a bag and bury me?",I'm gonna put you in the last place on Earth that Vince would ever look for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13579,"Well, if you don't mind me sayin' so, he sounds like a real asshole.",It's okay. He is an asshole. Most of the time I just let it slide.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13580,Want to give my flower a drink.,"All right, all right. Here, give Daddy the flower. I'll give it a drink.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13581,Do you know who was brought in for questioning?,"There were at least three, maybe four. But a name that keeps coming up is this woman who lives in an apartment building very close to your house and also close to the field where you found the ear. There's also a business man over by the Franklin factory district that was questioned. And a musician. And some others.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13582,More than just a mutiny. More than just the gold?,"She said the ship was evil. That we had to leave right away. That if we didn't, we might never leave.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13583,"All right, Mr. Appleton. That was what you knew then. What do you know now?","Well, I know that I lost my job because of one meeting I went to when I was a kid in college. I know that I've been branded a communist, which I'm not, but even if I was, it shouldn't matter. What do we have a Bill Of Rights for?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13584,"Thanks for the loan, man. I'll have it in a few days, I promise.",Well I hope so. That pretty much cleaned me out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13585,We're down to seven minutes.,"Let's split up. You take the left side, I'll take the right. We'll meet in front of the Cineplex.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13586,"Hey, maybe the guy with the tow truck could drive us to a phone.","His name is Rufus, Rufus Jr., but we all call him R.J.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13587,"Is that a fact? Well then, Grace, could you tell us what form of martial arts it was that Tim was schooled in?","Tim studied several styles, but his favorite was Jeet Kune Do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13588,We have no understanding.,Then it is time two of us did. You are very young. I was once young. I can help.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13589,We think you should give up the magazine. Sell it. Let someone else run it. Whatever it takes.,"We want you to go to college, find a career you love, marry a nice girl from a nice family, and live happily ever after.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13590,Hang about. I thought you said he come into the restaurant where you worked with Jenny.,He came in with Jenny to the restaurant where I work. That's not where they met.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13591,Then why hide behind a mask? You are ashamed!,I know no more of shame than I do of fear. I wear this mask not for concealment but protection.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13592,"You going to attack me, too? The show is a hit. Aren't you happy for me?",Of course I'm happy for you. You've worked very hard for your success.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13593,But Rimgale's probably going to come around to arson.,"In a dinosaur kinda way, yeah.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13594,"And I got a great deal on this fifty- pound clunker--on account of it's missing an ""n."" I told the saleslady ""n"" was one of the letters in my favorite writer's name.","It's two of the letters in my favorite nurse's name, Annie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13595,"I told 'em not to touch the alarm. They touched it. I blew 'em full of holes. If they hadn't done what I told 'em not it, they'd still be alive.",That's your excuse for going on a kill crazy rampage?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13596,"Who gives a shit, Mars? Check out the cash! We're rich.",We're trapped in a house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13597,"Iris, stop! It's not his fault. The communal wine just proves too temptin' for some of them.",That's why we Lutherans use grape Koolaid for the blood of Christ.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13598,"C'mon, think about it. If she was going to kill Marsh why leave the nasal spray bottle there for the police to find?",She planned this. She wanted us to find the nasal spray.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13599,"Jesus, I don't know if I can get away. I've got a client waiting. I'd have to do some heavy duty juggling.",Then get those balls in the air and get your butt over here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13600,"Right, the one Simone gives me. Simone and I'll make the switch at Robinson's/May. She knows what I look like?",She saw you with Sheronda. So Simone goes to the dress department with her Robinson's/May bag.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13601,A story like this cries out for great human interest pictures. The big dance! The Homecoming Game! Mr. Kent posing next to his old locker!,"Hey, I'd definitely shoot color on that one, Jimmy. It'd be a crime to just use black and white.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13602,Lady Tessier is frigid. Can't stand his touch. So she had herself cloned. The marriage stays intact and the clones take care of her wifely duties. Jane's his favourite.,"A little incestuous, but at least it's original. Who's the guy in the halloween costume?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13603,You could buy it on payments.,Yeah. That's how you end up with a 400 billion dollar deficit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13604,"Did I buy you that dress, you piece of shit?","Well, I guess so. You're the guy I work for.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13605,I'm not being dropped anywhere without my money.,I'm going to have to front you personally. Don't lose that money without losing your life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13606,They keep switching us from department to department. He doesn't mind because he can't sit still.,"We used to be in the supply section, carrying boxes of medicine about but we dropped too many of them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13607,They know you here. They know your name.,"I know everybody. I don't look at half of life, just the nice half, I look at all of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13608,Men? They look more like weasles to me.,"Yes, I find that weasles have a special gift for the work. The rabbit didn't contact you by any chance, did he?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13609,He's not my client. I was workin' for R.K. Maroon.,"Yes, we talked to Mr. Maroon. He told us the rabbit became quite agitated when you showed him the pictures, and said nothing would stand in the way of him getting his wife back. Is that true?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13610,You know what? You treat me like dirt!,I treat you like dirt because you are dirt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13611,In my weakened state I am no match for the bat and the bird.,You leave Batman and Robin to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13612,Oh. You wanna talk about that stuff.,"Yes I do. Terri, something awful happened to that boy. I have to find out what it was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13613,"No, it's true. I have lung cancer.",That's ridiculous. You don't even smoke.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13614,You should have gone to the funeral.,I wish I had. They bury the dead so quickly. They should leave them lying around for months.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13615,All I'm saying is I'm gonna be royally p.o.'d if you don't catch my acting debut.,"Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world. I bet you did such a great job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13616,"The girl worries me. If she walks down the street like that, an army will be following her.","Well, I admit that outfit isn't very modest. But she doesn't mean any harm, she just wants to attract attention.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13617,"And marriage, does that get easier?",It's hard. We started going to a marriage counselor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13618,"I had my fingers crossed when they swore me in, but I'm going to tell you the truth. There are things in this world that go way beyond human understanding, things that can't be explained and that most people don't want to know about anyway. That's where we come in.",So what are you saying? That the world of the supernatural is your special province?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13619,"So you figure the murders stop 'cause he's off the street. Then by the time he gets paroled, he's smartened up enough to control himself?","Not the first time that's been true. I'm telling you, I got a feeling about this guy. This is the guy, Satch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13620,"And if Future Man doesn't get let out of jail in 48 hours, then we go back. All right?","Now that makes sense. We'll hang out for a couple of days. Get a little R&R. Make sure Future Man's OK, and then get back on the road.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13621,"But, I didn't ask him to kill.","Who would believe that? And you know, someone else might recognize her. She was as well known as the Castle Rock.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13622,Did you have fires at night?,Only to keep warm. For illumination we had gaslights on most of the streets and a new invention called electrical lighting that made it seem like daylight all through the night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13623,"I've always had a hankering for blonde pussy myself. My wife's hair is a wonderful golden yellow, and this time of year it gets even lighter.",I guess that's why you go for Hot Lips Houlihan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13624,"You think I'm after money? I told you, my friend. Anarchy. Time for a change. Money is good, but for true freedom you have to get rid of the rules themselves.","So, all by yourself, you're going to destroy every government in the world?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13625,"You coulda stayed at Bluestar and been a superviso instead of going customer relations by now, 'stead of going off and bein' a salesman.","Look dad, I'm not a salesman. How many times I gotta tell you? I'm an account executive, and pretty soon I'm going to the investment banking side of the firm.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13626,"The professor said you were a solider. Actually, I believe he used the word mercenary.",Yeah? Well I don't like to talk about my past.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13627,Yep. It's going to be a law. I broke up with Charlie last night.,That's terrific. You did it. You really changed the course of your destiny.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13628,You are this museum. It won't be the same without you.,Everyone needs a change of scenery. I've been rolling down these halls for forty-odd years. That's quite enough.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13629,"Humpf. So, I was wrong this time. But by God, I wasn't wrong when I mailed you my diary. You obviously got it.",I got it and I used it. We found the entrance to the catacombs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13630,"Josh, I have to speak you, it's urgent.","Of course, darling. You'd like to apologize?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13631,"You OK? That stupid dumb-ass didn't break your nose, did he?",Naw. It don't feel too good but it's alright.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13632,You got a lot of guts calling me.,"Yes I do. That's all I got. Guts and you, Johnson. There's no one else I can trust.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13633,Oh sis. You're so tense.,I hate when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13634,"So wait a minute. The Red Sox haven't won a World Series since nineteen eighteen, you slept out for tickets, games gonna start in twenty minutes, in walks a girl you never seen before, and you give your ticket away?",You should have seen this girl. She lit up the room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13635,"I try not to, anyway. It's better for your health. I mean, look at you, Vincent. You're the guy with the wife and three kids and the ranch house on Long Island. You're the guy with the white shoes and the white Caddy and the white shag carpet. But you've had two heart attacks, and I'm still waiting for my first.",I should stop smoking these damn things is what I should do. The fuckers are going to kill me one day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13636,"You want the cheap backstory? The runaway mom, the suicide dad and the foster homes? Gimme a break. You're not interested in my past, you're interested in my future as some kind of spy.","You're perceptive, too. I forgot to add that to the list of surprises. I'm with the National Security Agency. And unlikely as it may sound, I need your help.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13637,Look at me. Look at what they gave me to wear.,"You never looked better in your life. As soon as our clothes are cleaned, they're going to give them back to us, Lovey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13638,"What's wonderful about the air, James?",It's so clean. No germs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13639,Can I get you anything? Food? Cake? Watered down champagne punch?,I'm fine. You throw quite a party. I didn't know they had Christmas in Japan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13640,That's cool. We're gettin' to know each other. This is a good thing. I'm Carter.,Carter. I just want to be able to tell the Ambassador who was responsible for the death of his daughter because he talked too much.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13641,"Lookit that, up already.",That's why we filmfolk get along so well with you farmers. Both up with the chickens.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13642,"Don't play simple with me, Jake. You're a betting man. You want me to spell it out for you? I'll kill Grace if you cut me in on the money.",Boy I think this heat's getting to you the way you're rambling on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13643,I wish I could stay. I feel personally responsible for you being here.,"You are personally responsible. If I can get conjugal rights, will you visit me at Sing Sing?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13644,"Oooh, this smells terrible.",That's the life spark. Essence of magic and sorcery!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13645,"That's the problem! Nobody cares about my movie! I'm tryin' so hard, I don't know what else to do!",Don't get angry at me. Maybe you just need a day job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13646,Why are you doing this obviously macho feat?,For a new Kenworth. That's a truck.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13647,"Oh, yeah. How do I look? Older, huh?",I think they make you look sexy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13648,Are they hookin' you up with a job?,"Yeah, sit in a room and do long division for the next fifty years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13649,Small bed. Maybe I should sleep in the barn.,You're allergic to hay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13650,"Yes, I'm a Jew. But I like to think first I'm a human being.","A human being, oh good, I'm relieved. I thought you were going to say you were a music lover. This man, this great artist has made anti-Semitic remarks like you wouldn't believe. I got letters.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13651,"I kissed him, Kit. On the mouth.","Honey, you're not supposed to do that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13652,Are you kidding? There were sparks between us! This scarf is a sign!,It's a sign that you're crazy! Do you know what the penalty for impersonating a soldier is?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13653,"Are you sure? Jack, this is not something you have to do.","I'm sure. When you've led the kind of life that I have, there are debts that must be paid. Maybe I can balance the scales a little.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13654,Will you abide by the Council's opinion?,Neither my wife nor I will attempt to leave Krypton.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13655,"But, what if I go into labor? That could happen any time.",I've read up on it. I'll deliver the baby myself if I have to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13656,"George Bailey. Yes, tonight's his crucial night. You're right, we'll have to send someone down immediately. Whose turn is it?","That's why I came to see you, sir. It's that clock-maker's turn again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13657,"Tommy, Halloween night is when you play tricks on people and scare them. It's all make believe.",I saw the bogyman. I saw him outside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13658,"Oh, that's not me. It's just that, once in a while, I have some people in for a drink.","As a matter of fact, you must be an iron man all around. From what I hear through the walls, you got something going for you every night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13659,You must value your independence.,"Yeah, I've always been able to make my way in the world. I don't like having to rely on other people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13660,"Sir, I'll not see any of my men killed or wounded in this foolish enterprise.","Fine by me. We brought you a nice little boat, so you can all get back to shore, safe and sound.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13661,They could try to tranq him on land.,"They won't. He's taken human life, the mission will be to put him down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13662,You've kicked over the whole City Hall like an apple-cart. You've got the Mayor and Hartman backed against a wall. You've put one administration out and another in. This isn't a newspaper story -- it's a career! And you stand there belly-aching about whether you catch an eight o'clock train or a nine o'clock train! Still a doll-faced mugg! That's all you are.,Let me get at that typewriter and I'll show you how a doll-faced mugg can write!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13663,"What's your shot in all this? Being a famous, anonymous, underground, pirate, cyber-journalist can't be much of a payday.","Fortunately, my needs are met in that department.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13664,It's opening night of the last depressing week of L. B. Jefferies in a cast.,Hasn't been any big demand for tickets.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13665,You're just afraid I'll drop dead before I finish the damn house.,And I thought I was the mindreader.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13666,"Miss Farmer, is it true you fought with the policeman who arrested you last night?",Sure it's true. I was fighting for my country as well as myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13667,I know. Come on. We gotta get off the reservation or we're dead.,Hoka Hey. It's a good day to die.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13668,"So, we get back on that rock and in three days we're dead anyway.",I want to live for the three days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13669,You're a real philosopher.,Yeah. I was gonna write a book but I can't spell.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13670,Oh - a member of the herring family.,A herring? Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13671,"Well, no one could accuse you of being over-exposed, Simone. Why have you stayed so completely out of the limelight?",I just think actors talk too much. Does the world really want to hear your life story just because you've got a movie opening Friday?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13672,"Why, you're just a girl. What do you do for a living that you pack a shotgun?","I'm a federal marshal and you're under arrest, both of you guys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13673,"Are you giving me an ultimatum, Lou?","Well, if that's what you want to call it. I didn't ever think it would come to this. I guess I am, boss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13674,"If I stick my neck out, and they chopped it off, would that be the end of it? Or are you ready to go all the way?","I'll go down the line, Kayo, believe me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13675,"I gotta take some money out, that's what for.",There's an ATM on Speedwell Avenue.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13676,Thomas is dead but you've done nothing for which you should be ashamed.,I've done nothing and for that I am ashamed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13677,What about the gravimetric distortions? They'll tear us apart.,Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13678,Your kids never cry.,"Well, maybe that's because they know I'm going to follow them. Behind the bus.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13679,"Don't be stupid, Larry. If he's my destiny, then, obviously, he has to be alive.","Yeah, but, what if he doesn't live here? Like, what if he's a cannibal in New Guinea or something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13680,"Once the tests come back, is there someone I can reach in your office for the results?",Me. My home number is on this card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13681,"Oh! Mr. Igor! I'm so glad you're here. I don't know why I should be, but I was a little bit afraid.","My little friend, you have honored me by accepting my invitation of last night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13682,Did the Jacobis in Birmingham have a dog?,A cat. We found a litter box downstairs but not the cat. Neighbors are watching for it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13683,"We're not gonna bet, we're just gonna watch.",Watch bingo? I don't even like to play bingo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13684,"What is this ""I, I, I"" stuff? You only talk about yourself? Aren't you glad to see me? Don't I look nice?",Sorry. You look great. I'm totally exhausted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13685,Did you hear me?!,"Yes. And I said, hand me those padlocks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13686,"Chow, chow, chow! God damn it-- nutriment!",We're all going to have to go out for breakfast. The cook quit yesterday.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13687,Where does Mrs. Lippman live? I'd like to talk to her.,"She died. She went to Florida to retire, like two years ago? She died down there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13688,"We can save this young woman's life, and imprison a parasite -- all in one gesture.",But she's been exposed to the underside of life. She is the underside of life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13689,Everytime I get close to you I see my mom. I know it doesn't make sense.,Sure it does. It's like Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs when she kept having flashbacks of her dead father.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13690,"Well, that's it. He'll be asleep in a few minutes, but his first REM-cycle probably won't kick in for another hour or so. Is there a place we can get something to eat in this town?",There's a pizza place over on Market.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13691,"There's something out there, you know, something under that sand.","Yes, I'm hoping to find a certain artifact. A book, actually. My brother thinks there's treasure. What do you think is out there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13692,"In terms of land value out in Hinkley, Mr. Masry, we feel it's a more than fair price.","What about in terms of medical expenses? 250,000 doesn't come close to what this family's gonna have to spend on doctors.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13693,Julie? Wanna tell us what is going on here?,We're all going to die. He's going to kill us one by one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13694,"Okay. Eyes closed, mind a blank. I'm all yours. Do it, Rosen.","When I say the word ""girl"" what is the earliest image that you can remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13695,"You haven't driven in 40 years, you ain't even got a license. Man's taking his life in his hands, putting you behind the wheel! Where you taking him?",Greenville. We're picking up the new Superintendent at the bus station.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13696,That's our reserve air.,It's either that or we grow gills.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13697,"Well, you showed them. You're rich and famous and successful. And you have a beautiful wife.","You were always friendly to me. I appreciated that. You know, this used to be a fantasy of mine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13698,Sometimes you got a big ugly mouth.,"Yeah, and I'm putting my money where my ugly mouth is. I'm putting you back in the numbers right now. Baby, what's today?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13699,"Oh, that. It's from a friend of mine. A middle-aged lady, very foolish and very generous.",I'll say. This is solid gold.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13700,"You know, this is the cleanest cab I've ever been in. This your regular ride?",Yeah. I share it with the dayshift guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13701,Yeah only I wish they had the sister on more.,"Ooh, the sister! She is hot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13702,I hear you've been spending a lot of time in the sprawl.,I go running down there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13703,You're all packed. And here's your bus ticket. You're on your way back to St. Anne's.,"Pop, I'm not ready to go back yet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13704,"Guess who? It's your old friend, Lex.","Luthor, I suspect if you had actually planted a bomb you'd be far away from here by now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13705,"Tell me something good, Chief. Tell me about the future.",Well they found out cigarettes give you lung cancer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13706,"The power move is to go unannounced. Black suit, right?","And the egyptian cotton shirt that works with or without the jacket. Tell me again, how was it left with Cush?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13707,I won't wait. I can't wait. I waited three days before I got a room at all and what a room that is.,"It's a very nice room and inexpensive, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13708,"If there's a Babylon, man, that's it. We leave her in there, she ain't comin' out, steppin' razor or not.","So be it, we cross into Babylon like a cool breeze.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13709,He's lyin' Mama. He ain't gonna do better.,"I know honey. Just remember what I said, we'll bide our time. You just steer clear of him as much as you can. Doyle's had a real hard life. It's just about run him crazy I think.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13710,"Now, Ben, I won't have any of that. Why don't you listen to your good friend Chauncey? This is a time to think of life!","You're right, Mr. President. I don't like feeling sorry for myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13711,A born freak can only go uphill.,"Freak, schmeek. Most of us are freaks in one way or another. Try being born a male Russian countess into a white middle class Baptist family in Mississippi and you'll see what I mean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13712,"She really didn't do it for me, baby. How'd you like Dorothy?",I don't know. The whole Judy Garland thing kind of turned me on. Does that makes me some kind of fag?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13713,Zero's a number right?,As in one minus one equals zero yes. Where are you going with this?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13714,You should be used to that.,"I'm used to lots of things, I work at Wal-Mart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13715,"I don't think it's gonna matter. Sorry, pal, I tried.","Yes, and for that you're charged with aiding and abetting. But we'll let Santino handle that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13716,"To tell you the truth, I wasn't there much. The class was rather elementary.","Elementary? Oh, I don't doubt that it was. I remember the class, it was just between recess and lunch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13717,You knew it was me all along?,"Please. You can't hide from me, sonny. I invented the questionnaire. I can tell those who talk from those who do it in the time it takes you to fart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13718,"Is that so important, Mrs. Brenner? You liking me?","Yes, I think so. My son is important to me. I want to like any girl he chooses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13719,"What about that time when the mail room kid was accused of stealing and we put him in the ""park""? Wasn't that a computer glitch?","Yes sir. It turns out we put an innocent man into the ""park"" and he was not the one who stole from the stamp machine. That is also about the time when Bruce began refusing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13720,Why does he always pick on me?,"He is just being like all parents, concerned about the ones they love.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13721,You should think of me as Liza Sutton's guardian angel.,That's ironic. Because we're here to protect her from you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13722,I'm just saying she wasn't scared.,"Cause she had her hand on her gun the whole time, waiting to make her move.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13723,I'm surprised to see you. I thought you'd be halfway to Vegas by now.,I had a problem getting my car back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13724,"Go ahead and laugh, you know what I mean. What a white bitch will put up with, a black bitch won't put up with for a minute. They got a line, and if you cross it, they fuck you up.",I gotta go along with Mr. Pink on this. I've seen it happen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13725,I don't think a mother should depend so much upon her children for her rewards in life.,"Well, maybe that's what they teach you in New York University. In real life, it don't work out that way. You wait till you are a mother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13726,"""At a special session of the General Assembly, 178 countries voted to censure Superman. With only Columbia abstaining."" Ross, that fella's becoming a public menace.",And he use to be such a sweetie pie! What's wrong with him the last two weeks?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13727,As soon as the men have good shelters I'll move. Perhaps Martha will join me this winter.,"There, then, you can have sort of a normal life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13728,Ronald is one of the few high school students attending Juliard. He's composing his first opera.,It's based on the life of Doctor Martin Luther King.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13729,"I hope you will forgive me for barging in on you like this, Madame de Beauharnais. I called to bring this to your son, but I understand from your charming daughter that he is out for the afternoon.","Yes, I'm afraid he is. I believe he is riding. I know he'll be heartbroken to have missed you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13730,I don't know. I've seen them so many times before. I guess any spot gets boring after awhile.,Well that's only if you're in the wrong spot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13731,"How blind of me. Is there anything else, John, anything at all that I could get for you?","Oh no! There is nothing! I have everything, you have given me everything I could possibly want. I am happy every hour of the day. I only wish there was something I could give to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13732,She ever go with them? Like Salvy?,"Nah, she don't go with nobody. She's only 15 years old.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13733,"Jogging. I was running, now I'm jogging.",That's what you were talking about yesterday? Everybody does that in the future?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13734,"Well hi, Vanessa! What brings you to the mall today?","Just, you know, shopping with my girlfriends.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13735,Great. My partner's Marcus Welby.,I'm just doing it by the book. Analyze then vaporize. Crime's a science. Everything's analyzed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13736,"Cooper, the ooze of mumbo jumbo is rising up above our heads. Do you honestly think Cole's practice of word association works?","The very fact that we are talking about word association means we are in a space that was opened up by our practice of word association. The world is a hologram, Albert.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13737,"Oh, no. She tells this story at every major holiday.","Why should this be any different? Besides, I have to initiate Nick into the family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13738,"That guy was a federal agent. An officer of the law, just like us.","Well, we didn't know that at the time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13739,"You know General McLelland, he wouldn't attack unless he had everything just right. Finally Abe Lincoln came to him and said general, if you're not going to use my army, could I borrow it for a while? So he gave it to Grant and Grant just said, let's go.",I'm from Arkansas. Tell me a story with Robert E. Lee in it and maybe I'll pay attention.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13740,So you're basically lying your ass off the whole time? I couldn't do it.,"Well, think of it as playing a role. It's fantasy. You have to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13741,"Buljanoff, she still has those old-fashioned Bolshevik ideas.",It is high time you got out of Russia.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13742,Were any of them married?,Yes. They were the easiest. I made love to one of them within ten minutes of our first meeting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13743,"Oh, my bags. I've checked them in.",We have already taken care of them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13744,"I've got to tell you, Mr. Bonanno, This guy's an idiot. How he's lived this long is a mystery.",I don't think it will be a mystery much longer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13745,"See something you like, my man?",Yes. I would like my flask back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13746,I see a house that looks like any other house. What's remarkable about it?,It's not the structure but the spirit which dwells within. There are three rooms and a kitchenette dedicated to hospitality.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13747,Love is different for different people.,"I suppose so. I suppose it will be different for us, too, when everyone knows. Then we will be just like other people. But these last weeks will always be our secret. A lovely secret to remember all our lives.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13748,Is that an insult? Are you insulting me.,"Listen you stupid fuck, I want my car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13749,The third floor are low class rooms.,"Yes they are. However, if the army returns, they will expect important people such as yourself to be in these grand rooms.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13750,But it's on the water.,It's on the lake right in the middle of Seattle. It rains nine months of the year in Seattle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13751,"I'm sorry, I been real busy.","You were busy? You know, I really was waiting for you to call me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13752,"Oh, like your life's any better?","I'm satisfied with my situation for now. You don't hear me bitching. You, on the other hand, have been bitching all day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13753,"But honey, I'll be good. I promise. I love you sweetie. I'm just tryin' to help these two be part of things.",Are you sure you can drive? You've really had a lot of alcohol.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13754,You have to Karl. You have to look out for me. You don't let that son of a bitch run you off.,You're just a boy. You ought not to use that sort of language.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13755,"Valentine's Day. That's got to be a bummer. Where did you get that date, Elaine?","I received this information from an alien. I was at the Paramus Holiday Inn, having a drink in the bar when he approached me and started talking. Then he must have used some sort of ray or a mind control device because he made me follow him to his room and that's where he told me about the end of the world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13756,"Well, why is that up to me? You're the one who's married. You told me you have no intention of leaving your husband.","To do what? Be with someone who needs everyone and no one in particular? I mean, what would be the point. Would you pass the butter?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13757,"You shouldn't be on your feet too much, you got weight you're not used too. How's the food down there?",Had dinner at a place called the King's Table. Buffet style. It was pretty darn good.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13758,"Ha-ha-ha. I'm serious, you smoke too much of that shit. That shit robs you of your ambition.",Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13759,"Michael, the sub's dead.","Yeah, and so will I be if I start swimming in that blackass jungle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13760,"Very well. But, it will only sit gathering dust.",That would be a pity. Those words might show you something you've never seen before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13761,"Buff, sit. You know what I mean though? Somebody ought to crack that guy with a baseball bat.","Yeah, well, he's from a Third World country. He doesn't have it easy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13762,He was incredible. This guy is fearless. He has no fear.,That's one way of looking at it. You might also say this guy is brainless. He has no brain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13763,"There's something out there for me, Dad. Something different. Something free form, you know? Something for me, and college just isn't it.",That's too bad. You would have been the first one in the family.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13764,"You're not much with girls, are you?","Well, Iris, I look at it this way. A lot of girls come into my cab, some of them very beautiful. And I figure all day long men have been after them: trying to touch them, talk to them, ask them out. And they hate it. So I figure the best I can do for them is not bother them at all. So I don't say a thing. I pretend I'm not even there. I figure they'll understand that and appreciate me for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13765,And you want Scooby to be the focus of all this?,Scooby and a few other students of different socioeconomic backgrounds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13766,I guess it's time to hit the road.,"Yeah, don't want to be late for my own funeral.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13767,Don't call me Antoine. My name is Wally.,"Yes, but I can't love a man named Wally.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13768,"I'm going to miss you, too, Pop. What's the matter? You look tired.","Oh, I had another tussle with Potter today.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13769,You know what makes a good get away driver? Being able to get away!,You're always pointing out my negative qualities. My analyst says positive reinforcement is a much more productive way of relating with people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13770,Next point. Friendships between croupiers inside or outside the casino are discouraged. Relationships with females working here are expressly forbidden.,"We had the same rule at Sun City, but it was impossible to check.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13771,She was raised on a poor dirt farm. I'm sure she's never seen a dentist or hardly even a doctor.,"Well, she has one mouth in ten thousand. I don't see teeth like that once in ten years. Her trouble is an impacted wisdom tooth, but there isn't a cavity in her head, not a single one. She has perfect teeth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13772,Phyllis has decided to leave town and pursue her practice in the city. Which leaves you the only psychologist in town.,Dr. Sheeler is leaving Mumford? I'm sorry to hear that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13773,You don't have to be embarrassed.,"I'm not. It's just corny, but I'm not into it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13774,So who's the lucky guy?,"Name's Patrick, I met him at the driving range.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13775,Guy should cut down on his caffeine intake.,Needs some pizza in his diet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13776,I appreciate you lending me a hand. That lazy ass brother of mine was suppose to help me.,"Well some folks are still waiting for their comeuppance. Don't take me wrong, but you can't judge people by how you act. You're a caring person.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13777,So the sheriff had got an Uncle who's committed a serious crime?,"Right, which is probably why Lil was wearing a red wig, meaning we are headed into a dangerous situation. Let me ask you something, Stanley, did you notice anything about the dress?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13778,You're the only person I can trust.,Then we'd better keep this business just between the two of us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13779,"Czar for life, just like a real czar.",That makes mom the Czarina. I'm a Czarette. Like Anastasia.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13780,Trust me. She skips the Saturday morning trip to Grandma's even when she's not hungover.,"Then let's just concoct ourselves a little hangover cure that'll induce her to spew red, white, and blue.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13781,But don't you remember?,I remember the song. I just couldn't remember who sang it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13782,"Tell me about your husband, Mrs Tasker.",Harry? What can I say about Harry? He's a sales rep for a computer company.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13783,"I only desire what gives you pleasure, my dearest.","Will it be possible to have my dog, Bijou, sent here? I was not allowed to bring her and I love her so much.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13784,"I thought I might, you know, nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because I heard in health class that pregnancy often results in an infant.","Yeah, typically. That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13785,"Yes, but will you honor it?","We have not the choice to refuse, have we, if we believe it is a real hydrogen bomb that they have?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13786,Condemned? Aren't I owed a trial before being condemned?,"General, all I know is you have been condemned to the Colosseum, and a trial is nowhere to be seen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13787,"Jason, I'm going back to Highcliffe. I came to say good-by.","I thought your coming up here to the third floor to see me, that it was your advent into my world. It turns out to be goodbye. Why?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13788,"I'm gonna have the game of my life on Monday Night Football, and show all these motherfuckers.","Take care, okay? You're my entire client roster.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13789,You gentlemen feel you have to do this now?,"Now's the perfect time. The animal just fed, so it won't stalk us for food. Predators don't hurt when they're not hungry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13790,Neighbor! Doctor! I live across the hall.,"And you come into Mrs. Ryan's apartment as often as you please, looking into various health matters?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13791,"Sit down, woman, sit down. You like me, don't you?","I'd be really ungrateful if I didn't like you, sir. You took me and my little girl in when I didn't know where to turn.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13792,I already have an employer.,"If you won't do it for me, do it for your cousin, Nadine, right? The girl in the pink sweater.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13793,"Well, we had a choice. Steak or fish.","Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13794,You mean you work seventy-two hours a week.,"Sometimes 76 or 80. Sometimes I squeeze a few more hours in the morning. Eighty miles a day, a hundred miles a night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13795,You're a cold piece of work. You almost got three people killed out there.,Good thing you were there to save the day. Come walk with me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13796,Nice? He's trying to sleep with somebody's wife.,"I don't think so. Not yet anyway. And besides, something like that doesn't make you a bad person. He reminds me of Steve in a way. Steve's weak, immoral and a liar but he's still a real nice guy. He just shouldn't be married. At least not to me. You getting hungry? I'm hungry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13797,"This one's still with the fire department. One of our best investigators, Don Rimgale, is working on a very difficult, visible case right now. We think he could use another pair of hands and you're exactly the kind of guy I want representing us. An authentic hero from a traditional firefighting clan.","Yeah, we got all kinds of traditions, like dying young.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13798,"If they didn't want you, they woulda kicked you out, amigo.","Hey, they humiliated me in front of everyone! I'm just supposed to take it, huh? Well, I'm not gonna, and I guess that proves I just can't cut it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13799,Nice to see you. What am I doing in here?,"You were bleeding inside, honey. Remember that bruise you had?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13800,You're not going anywhere!,"Yes, I am, and you can't stop me! You can't tell me what to do, mother. I'm a grown woman, and I can decide about my own life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13801,"Alright, I'll tell you what. I'll put it in the corner of the alcove. If it sells, we'll split it fifty-fifty. How's that?",Sure! So I guess that means I'm an artist after all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13802,"When we get to El Ray, I'll take care of it.","Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13803,"Man, I'm hungry. I'm going to call the steward, you want anything?","Nah, I already ate. Why don't you just go down there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13804,It's too late. No one is allowed to enter the Casbah at this hour. It's impossible.,But it's not even midnight yet!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13805,"I am happy to hear you say this, Chairman Mao. I have created a reform committee to investigate grievances and we have abolished Inherited Tax, and forgiven all money owed the Government by people who are unable to pay.","Good. Very good. Tibet is a great country. A wonderful history. Long ago, you even conquered part of China. But now you have fallen behind and we want to help you. In twenty years time you could be ahead of us. Then it will be your turn to help China.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13806,Ungrateful little Yuppie larvae. After all we did for this city.,"Yeah, what did we do, Ray? The last real job we had we bubbled up a hundred foot marshmallow man and blew the top three floors off an uptown highrise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13807,These archives are restricted to members of the House of Erebus.,"Please. You and the other Elders wouldn't know what to do with these texts if your lives depended on it. Which, of course, they do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13808,"James, what are you doing here?",You can call me Jimmy again. Sheryl Petersen said James sounds too pretentious.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13809,"Baby, there are beautiful babies here.","Tee, the beautiful babies don't work Wednesdays midnight to six. This is the skank shift.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13810,"Hurry back, please. I'm sleepy.","Promise. Cross my heart. But until Mommy gets back, Dylan, whatever you do, don't fall asleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13811,Gator can't see what's in front of it for shit. They see out the sides. That one don't even know Walter's arm's in his mouth.,What if something distracts it and it snaps anyway?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13812,Why can't you just drive me to my old school every morning?,"Because you'd have to get up at five a.m., would you like that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13813,The idea of going after guys like you appealed to me.,"Guys like me, huh? Well, listen, even though I've been celibate lately, I'm not gonna force myself on you. I've never done that in my life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13814,"Well, if you didn't like it, you didn't like it, but you didn't have to talk while the guy was singing.",I was so bored!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13815,You were convicted of the crime.,"That conviction doesn't convince me of anything. Until I know that I did it, I'm not going to accept that I did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13816,I have no intention of having an accident!,It's not important whether you do. We are wearing long underwear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13817,Are you telling me you've never gotten it on with a girl?,No! I'm not a lesbian. Why do you think I'd be into that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13818,What else came with it? Anything still here?,"Sure. Just papers, photos. Stuff nobody'd ever want.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13819,I'm tryin' to find my jacket.,Look in the hamper. Linda's been dumpin' everybody's stray clothes there lately.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13820,Made it to Week 10 last time.,I didn't know they let you try again. Especially at your age.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13821,"Well, I'll tell you a secret. I kinda like the old gent and I'm trying to build a special Sunday Magazine story out of him. It might help him a whole lot. But that's a side issue -- something I do on my own time.","Gee, that's great. After the bad opening that night, the old boy was pretty blue. This will pep him up. Have you told him about it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13822,Frankie Feedler. You remember him from high school?,He was a year ahead of us?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13823,This water's cold again.,I'm sorry. The fire's gone out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13824,"Chauncey, up and around this morning, are you?","Yes, Ben. My leg is not very sore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13825,"I'm tough, Creasy. I'm tough as you.",There's no such thing as tough. You're either trained or untrained.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13826,"Don't be so ridiculous. You're our daughter, you belong here with us.",I belong with Deborah! We're going to South Africa!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13827,"I know that I just don't feel a connection with very many people, so I don't waste time with people I don't feel one with.","Right, right. I don't feel connected to many people, either. Other than John.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13828,I thought we could just say a quick hello to my mother.,"Your mother? Jesus, Miles, we were supposed to be up there hours ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13829,I don't buy or sell human beings.,That's too bad. That's Casablanca's leading commodity. In refugees alone we could make a fortune if you would work with me through the black market.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13830,So this is the ship they say is unsinkable.,It is unsinkable. God himself couldn't sink this ship.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13831,"Just the same, you call the airport and let me hear you tell them. And remember, this gun's pointed right at your heart.",That is my least vulnerable spot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13832,"Come on, Trader Horn! Let's hear it, what'd you give the Krauts for that egg?",Forty-five cigarettes. The price has gone up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13833,"Ed, this isn't the real world! You've surrounded yourself with weirdos!",Say it a little louder. I don't think Bela heard you in his trailer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13834,"I still sense some doubt in this group, we could turn it around. You'll be up in the country?","Yes, the big 'celebration' of my mandatory retirement birthday. You're an honored guest, Eddie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13835,"Rose, this is not a game! Our situation is precarious. You know the money's gone!",Of course I know it's gone. You remind me every day!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13836,"I don't know, Thelma! I don't know! Just shut up a minute so I can think.","Shouldn't we go to the cops? I mean, I think we should tell the police.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13837,You want us to move in here?,That's the only way we'll get the place fixed up in time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13838,Did you get the paint?,"I got it. And I took pictures of the new church for you, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13839,Yes. We have heaven.,"Is it the same heaven, or is it a Chinese heaven?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13840,"Well, Spock, thanks to your restored memory and a little bit of luck, we are in the streets of San Francisco looking for a pair of humpback whales. How do you propose to solve this minor problem?",Simple logic will suffice. We need a map. That one should do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13841,"Not at all. But on the other hand, I do have a lovely Chippendale dining table and I often have a friend over sitting at one end while I sit at the other. That is precisely the point of a long dining table. The splendor of the meal adds to the enjoyment of it.",I would imagine a uniformed waiter helps.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13842,"What choice is there? If Phillippe is in the Bastille, then to the Bastille we will go.",You are right. But it is a trap.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13843,Are you nuts? She's not a nun. It's Christy. She's a babe!,"But, Vince, how do you know she didn't like, join up and become a nun when she was in that convent?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13844,Is he in his room?,"Of course he's in his room. All his ""friends"" are in there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13845,She brought my digestive enzymes.,In anticipation of making you sick.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13846,"Hey, ma. Did you bring any clothes? I'm freezing my ass off.","Oui. Nathan's silk suit, just like you asked.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13847,The U.S. is my jurisdiction.,Exactly! You are on foreign soil. You are a representative of the occupying forces. Or haven't you checked a map lately?!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13848,"You're very protective of him, Randal. You always have been.",Territoriality. He was mine first.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13849,What are you saying? That a women's life is more valuable than a man's? That a women's death hurts a family more?,"I'm saying it's not going to happen. Not when the President is set to turn this into a third-rail issue should I choose to ever campaign against him. He will fry me six ways to Sunday for sending daughters and young mothers off to war and, quite possibly, for bringing them back in body bags.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13850,But what we need is national coverage. It's difficult with this Falklands madness going on. Do you think you might be able to do something when you get back?,"I'll suggest it. Remember though, we're news, not features. It might help if you could get yourselves attacked by the police. Anyway, I'll be back with this soon. Thanks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13851,The right guy is out there. I'm just not going to kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.,"Yeah, but sometimes kissing the losers can be a fun diversion.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13852,"I just do what the doctor says, babe.","You're just comfortable, that's all. You don't even ask to go home. You just lie around, let your mama take care of you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13853,"I understand, Michael. But you must make a family, you know.","I want children, I want a family. But I don't know when.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13854,You still going to all the home games?,"Well, Daddy's got his box at the stadium, of course, and I'll fly to the Cowboy away games when they're in the Conference. Then there's the high school on Friday' nights. West Side got a boy 6'6"", 310, moves like a cat. High school, we're talkin'. Guess how much he can bench-press?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13855,Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.,"All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13856,"It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.",Then you ain't gonna have the car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13857,"Yes, we can see some kind of mist. What is that?",Blood. Looks like arterial spray.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13858,"Mike, you sure about Moe selling? He never mentioned it to me and he loves the business.",I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13859,That's over fifty-thousand dollars profit per kilo.,"And that's wholesale. Cut it a few times and retail, you're looking at two, three-hundred thousand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13860,I'm not sure I'd call them murder exactly. More like a couple of bar fights that got out of hand.,I seem to recall arguing the same thing in court while you were trying to file murder-one charges.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13861,This? This is a joke. I'll give your group a thousand bucks.,You gave fifty thousand to that college magazine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13862,"Wait, Toddy. That's not hospitable. I want to discuss business.","You are not to set foot in here again, Gray, for business or any other reason. And you're going out now!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13863,Surely you've seen a man naked.,It's only been described to me. In your books.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13864,"You know, this place will never be the same without you, Ricky.","Yes, I know what you mean, but I've already spoken to Ferrari. You'll still win at roulette.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13865,"Didn't you hear me, grandpa? Or you got your hearing aid turned down?","I heard you. But I'm choosing to ignore you. Epps, let's go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13866,"What about in terms of medical expenses? 250,000 doesn't come close to what this family's gonna have to spend on doctors.","I understand they've had a bad run of luck, health-wise, and they have my sympathies. But that's not PG&E's fault.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13867,"Oh, it's you, Gray. Well, come in. Sit down. Have a glass with me.","You're uncommon friendly tonight, Toddy. More like the old days.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13868,That was the man that brought me some money when Harry died. He said Harry had been anxious at the last moment.,"He said he remembered me, too. Seems to show he wasn't in much pain.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13869,"TV, man! Farrah Fawcett's interested in playing my mother!",Farrah Fawcett?! Who's gonna play my brother? Is Jason Priestly available?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13870,You remind me so much of Nathan.,"Like father, like son.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13871,"Yo, don't sell all that. 'Cause I'm gonna get the cash and buy it from you at John K's. You're gonna bring it, right?",The only place I don't bring my drugs is church. And that ain't till Sunday morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13872,"We're going to see Ozzy play at the Meadowlands, right now. Wanna come, Nicky?",No thanks. I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to give Ozzy the focus he deserves.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13873,This rope is sixty years old!,"These old ropes can hold 900 lbs., each strand 300. I'm 190, you're about 135. It just may hold.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13874,So my associate Mr. Marco tells me you may be interested in investing in a motion picture.,Perhaps a small amount of money. How much do one of your motion pictures cost?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13875,Your mother was blind?,"Yeah, she went blind giving birth to me. She went to fucking black market doctor to induce me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13876,I've heard so much about this club of yours. I had to come and see.,Good liquor draws a good crowd.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13877,These tunnels must loop around and connect.,Let's go from both ends. We'll cut him off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13878,I'll have another round of that spaghetti if may?,Absolutely. I made enough for an army.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13879,"I know. But then I reconsidered. 'Cause I figured out what I really wanna do with my life, what I want to do for a living is I wanna be with your daughter. I'm good at it.",You're not a permanent part of her life. You're a distraction.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13880,"I thought he was in prison, in England.","Well, either they have a very liberal work-release program, or he's out, because he's here in L.A., looking for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13881,"No, but if you're nice I'll let you buy me a Slurpee. You know your 7-11 speak pretty well.","I've been moved around all my life. Dallas, Baton Rouge, Vegas, Sherwood Ohio, there's always a 7-11. Any town, any time, I can pop a Ham and Cheese in the microwave and feast on a Big Wheel. Keeps me sane.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13882,She won't go to St. Cloud's!,"Well, we can't force her. It's her decision.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13883,You know how I feel. The world is random. The only certainty I believe in is death.,"Given all that's happened, I understand. The world is random, but then there's faith. Where are you in death without it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13884,"Please sir, don't beat me up. I do have a KISS ticket, but not on me.","A likely story. Hand it over, kid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13885,"I understand we have you to thank for these stillsuits, Doctor.","They are Fremen suits. I hope they fit well, my lord.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13886,"You heard me, leave the table!","Man, I am out of here! This family is so fucked!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13887,What the hell are you keeping a dead dog around for?,He's only just dead. What was I supposed to do with him? I can't take him away anywhere. And nobody wants to take him for me. Do you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13888,"Since going underground, traces of this In-Valid have shown up at the scene of four serious felonies. Do you need any more than that?","With respect, sir, many perfectly innocent citizens have left specimens at as many crime scenes. Maybe he's just unlucky.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13889,That might not have been such a good idea. They're making us fly out of a half-paved airfield. The real punishment is that I won't be back to the barracks till it's too late for dinner or coffee. So I guess it's goodbye for awhile.,I was just thinking that war is a series of goodbyes. Do you think that's why we're meeting. To help us say goodbye to Rafe?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13890,"Oh, I cannot leave her now when she needs me the most.",I had a feeling you would say something like that. So I brought us dinner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13891,The Gazette's small huh?,What are you saying? This story is too big for this paper?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13892,"Twenty dollars is a lot of money. Are you sure you can trust me with it? I mean, aren't you afraid I might steal it?","If you want to steal it, that's your business. At least I won't have you around here making noise. It might be worth it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13893,"Well I'm going to major in Business Administration and, I think, minor in communications.","See, that's exactly the kind of thing we're trying to avoid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13894,"You could sue the shit out of her, ya know. That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flipping burgers. You could own that fucking place.","What the hell would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head. Then all this Abilene shit happened. You heard about that bank robbery in Abilene, didn't ya?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13895,"You're one tough cookie, Trevor Gooding. You keep coming back to your corner for a quick fix up then go right back out into the ring for another round.","Some call it resilience. Others, stupidity.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13896,We're not supposed to get drunk. We're on call.,"Unless we're supposed to whack out the fucking pilot, I don't think we're gonna have to work in the next five hours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13897,"Is this marked money, or what?","Some of it. Denning only handled a small portion of the total, but it looks like this was one of his bills.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13898,You bit someone's nose off?,Yes! Don't let's get into this thing where I have to repeat myself!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13899,"I guess they don't build them like they used to, huh?",No! Nobody ever built them like this! The architect was either an authentic whacko or a certified genius. The whole building is like a huge antenna for pulling in and concentrating psychokinetic energy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13900,Neighborhood Watch? Is that what you call listening in on stranger's phone conversations?,"These aren't strangers, they're neighbors. This only picks up signals in a half-mile radius.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13901,It's barely a scratch. The dome broke my fall.,"Well, at least it turned out to have some purpose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13902,You just try getting a dangerous organism past ICC quarantine. Section 22350 of the Commerce Code.,"You've been doing your homework. Look, they can't impound it if they don't know about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13903,Why didn't you say anything? You scared me to death.,I had my mouth full. Couldn't you hear me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13904,We moved around so much I barely knew my teachers.,Me too! Were you an Army brat or something?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13905,So you wouldn't have any idea how your client continues to make so much fucking money.,He's always been very forward-thinking. He invested wisely.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13906,There's a big black spider in the bathroom.,"That's what you got me here for at three o'clock in the morning, because there's a spider in the bathroom?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13907,"Hey, Ray, Goldmouth don't believe me. Isn't it so that they have trains up in New York City that run under the streets?","They're called subways. A nickel will take you from one end of Manhattan to the other. Helluva ride, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13908,I was surprised to get your note. My daughter hadn't told me anything about you. About your helping her.,That's typical of your daughter. Takes those things for granted. Why does she think I lugged her all the way from Miami? For the love of it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13909,I'm afraid you're not really standing here right now.,"Ya know, Doc, you could have fooled me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13910,"You know, I came back to Mount Vernon to retire. I don't need to be in government.","That's why the people trust you George. Without someone at the convention, who has the people behind him, everything will fail. Will you do it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13911,It's not too bad. It's a tragedy! Why does she have to be in love with a jerk?,"All the good ones go for jerks, you know that. Forget her. Take out your trig book and figure out problem twelve.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13912,"Really? Huh, I thought for sure you'd say Lynette Fromme. She's got that snooty vibe I know you dig.","Sqeaky! No way, she ain't that hot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13913,But I don't know anything about programming.,"Once they digitized you, they added it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13914,What's the point? Look at me.,"I am. And I'm looking at a beautiful, fabulous, sexy woman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13915,"I don't have what they want, Harry. Harry, will you tell me something? How can I keep making movies when people in the streets are starving?","Some people starve, kid. Until we can do something about it, they might as well see a movie. Makes 'em feel better.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13916,I feel very good in here.,"Sure you do. This ward is air tight. I have a little extra oxygen pumped in, keeps my spirits up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13917,"You're not buying a car, for Christ sake. You're having your wife killed. I'm the one whose neck is stuck out. It's thirteen, or it's nothing.","You drive a hard bargain, but I had a feeling you were my boy when I met you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13918,I can't believe you called Sam. What's the matter with you?,"I'm scared, that's what. I'm scared there's no one to trust.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13919,Shut up! Where's that other miyatea?,That's a nice piece of heat right there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13920,No you didn't. You took the car.,"All right, I drove to the beach. Norma, you don't want me to feel I'm locked up in this house?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13921,"That is my daughter. She says she and her husband are coming to town this afternoon. I am sorry, Mr. Jimmy. I will make it short.","I'll be out this afternoon, remember? Your family can visit as long as they like.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13922,It happens to be a matter of life and death.,A man is going to die if he doesn't have my fair young body?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13923,My face tell you all that?,"It tells me what every face tells me. Everybody has a past, they have a pain, and they have something they want. What is it you want?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13924,He was also a lunatic and a genocidal madman. I hate this painting. I've felt very uncomfortable since they brought it up from storage.,"Yeah, it's not the kind of thing you'd want to hang in the rec room. You know what it needs? A fluffy little white kitten in the corner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13925,Did Courtney Love play Nancy in Syd and Nancy?,I think so. If she didn't she should have. I've only got maybe an hour. Then volleyball practice is over and I have to be home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13926,"Guinan, what are you doing here? I thought you were on the Enterprise.","I am on the Enterprise. I am also here. Think of me as an ""echo"" of the person you know. A part she left behind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13927,"If I wasn't, this wouldn't work. Now once I deliver I'll have to trust you.","Well, I've been trusting you all this time, haven't I? We agreed on ten percent of what you bring in and that's what you gonna get.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13928,How does it feel to get that much money just for being you?,"Great, with the occasional stabs of shame. Now, listen, this covers the weekend, but as we discussed, if you want to be intimate, we talk money before anything happens.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13929,"You didn't see the killing, or the body? How do you know there was a murder?","Because everything that man's done has been suspicious. Trips at night in the rain, saws, knives, trunks with rope, and a wife that isn't there any more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13930,"Look, I've had it with you. Get your stuff together, get back in that clown car and get out of here. This is a city matter and everything's under control.","Oh, you think so? Well, I've got news for you. You've got Dracula's brother-in-law in there and he's got my girlfriend and her kid. Around about midnight tonight, when you're partying uptown, this guy's going to come to life and start doing amateur head transplants. And that's just round one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13931,"Since I was nice enough to let you tag along, why don't you give your mouth a rest? Okay, doll?","I'm freezing. What do you mean, tag along? From the minute you walked into that nightclub, you haven't been able to keep your eyes off me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13932,There's an exterior alarm system. There's also another one in the hall that leads to the bedroom with a motion detector. The control panel is in the bedroom.,"I can handle the exterior alarm, but the one in the bedroom is a problem.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13933,"We're not yet open for business, I'm afraid.",Shame. I was recommended. By a friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13934,"My magazine doesn't pay because for stories, it's not what you call ethical.","Oh, but making up the facts as you go along is ethical? Actually, I meant you. You probably got severance or expenses or both. I'll take your check. No credit cards.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13935,"You can't build life like you put together blocks, Toddy.",What are you talking about? I am an anatomist. I know the body. I know how it works.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13936,"I'm sorry, but I already promised Bianca she could have Switzerland. You know how she loves to ski.",No problem. She can have it. I hate mountains.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13937,"God, you're so young.",Not really. I'm sixteen. I'm old enough to tell when people are acting like total a-holes!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13938,The name Van Tassel is blackened. You share that name.,"Call me a liar, then, and a murderess. Say it, out and out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13939,"I got a news flash, man, another shot of this and I'll have sex with you.","Oh, yeah, and then you'll never call me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13940,"I couldn't work in the city. You see, I've got my family in the country.",But you could bring 'em in here! We'll pay all your expenses.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13941,Didn't you girls say you went to a conservatory?,Yes. For a whole year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13942,You've had sex with a dead person.,I'm gonna go to her wake.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13943,"There's a rumor that you're more than just ""good friends""?","We've been seeing each other, sure, but we'd rather keep our relationship private.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13944,"Give me a break, will you. How often do I ask you for something?","Okay, okay, but I want it right back. It belongs to my father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13945,Where is the film crew from the British Museum?,They've had a little car trouble. I'm afraid they won't be here until after dark.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13946,"Hello, Scott. I'm your father, Dr. Evil. I have a son! I have a son! Everyone, I have a son! Someday, Scott, this will all be yours.",I haven't seen you my whole life and now you show up and want a relationship? I hate you!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13947,So what. I've got to give him his money. That was our end of the deal.,He might be ready to chop us up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13948,"Mom, it's not fair if Brady can say the f-word and I can't.","Yeah, well, Mikey, listen up, 'cause here's a lesson. Life's not fair.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13949,This town is really going to hell lately. So what part of the city do you live in?,"I have an apartment. I don't remember exactly where. My dog knows, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13950,"I want to help with the family finances. I want you to buy some stocks. And gold. By 1980, gold is going to be worth eight hundred dollars an ounce. Then you sell.","Do you know how ridiculous you sound? First of all, it's illegal for U.S. citizens to buy gold. And in the second place, the price of gold is regulated by the government.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13951,"Listen, it sure didn't like this flamethrower.","That's right. We can't kill it on the ship, but we can at least keep it at bay, and maybe drive it into the air lock.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13952,"Well, more power to you. Me, I start to bug out after too much time out here.","I don't have a problem with it. Besides, you get to meet a lot of interesting people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13953,"If you want to, you can call your lawyer.","These are my lawyers, all Harvard men.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13954,We put him to bed for the night.,"Why don't you do the same, Doyle? You look like shit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13955,"Gosh, that's a pretty name. Buy you a drink?",Could we go upstairs and talk? It's so loud down here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13956,It rains nine months of the year in Seattle.,"I know, I know. I do not want to move to Seattle. But what I really don't want to do is end up always wondering what might have happened and knowing I could have done something. What do you think? It's just cold feet, isn't it? Everyone panics before they get married, didn't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13957,He asked me to tell you that you owe him a hundred dollars.,He can peddle over anytime he wants to for it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13958,It's a quote book.,I love quotes. So did Winston Churchill. He actually has a quotation in Bartlett's about Bartlett's. Isn't that trippy?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13959,Shall I call the doctor?,I don't think it's that serious. You want to sit up here?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13960,I've done nothing wrong. I'm the victim here.,"But not the only victim, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13961,I'm doing a transfer now.,Come straight here. Don't talk to anyone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13962,I know it! But they've got nothing to do with this case! Do you realize there are two hundred thousand votes at stake and unless we hang Earl Williams we're going to lose 'em?,"But we're going to hang him, Fred. He can't get away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13963,"I can't eat a steak. If I eat a steak, I'm gonna have trouble making the weigh-in.",So eat just a little. You gotta eat something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13964,It's heavy for such a thin piece of metal!,"The handle is heavy. And the blade is no ordinary metal. Still, the sword is the lightest of weapons. You're just not used to handling it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13965,"Please understand, the schedule has been set up for a delicately balanced reason that would be thrown into turmoil by a switch of routines.","The hell with the schedule, you can get back to the schedule next week when the series is over. What I want is a vote on it right now!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13966,"The truth is, I'm a lot of things, but communist isn't one of them.","But if you only went to one meeting, why does anyone care? Besides, why should it even matter if you were a communist?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13967,"Say, you're pretty good with that racquet.",You ought to see my backhand. And wait till I serve the meatballs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13968,You picked up that girl right in front of me.,"Hey, no strings, right? That's what you always said. Just good pals who have the hots for each other.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13969,I'm going to have to do a story from beginning to end on my own.,Eventually. Does it have to be right now?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13970,Disgusting? Bingo night was sold out for six months after that! They raised enough money to build a day care center.,It was a community service.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13971,My orders are not to go into action unless they make a move out of there.,"That's because we want a chance to observe them. This is the only place we've had time to surround them with sufficient force to contain them. What happens here will be a guide to all other operations. The minute action begins and a pattern of defense develops, I'll get my report to Washington. You've deployed your forces well.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13972,"If I could accept the offer right now, I would. They took it back.",I understand. I went to the Bar Association. They tell me you're going to be disbarred.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13973,It looks like a Renoir.,"Yes. Do you know Sibelius' Fourth Symphony, The Normandy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13974,I was like a different person tonight.,You were the new and improved you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13975,"Wait a sec, Derek. We forgot to flip.",Oh yeah. We figure the one of us that actually kills you will get a little more press. It's been an ongoing discussion. Heads or tails?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13976,Well that's what I'm trying to figure out. How long have you known him?,"Not long at all, but I really like him. Okay, I know he's a little different, Tucker, but that's what I like about him. He's a guy. A real guy. He dresses like a dork and eats corndogs and he isn't always politically correct and he probably farts, too. And that's okay with me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13977,This room is full of ghosts.,"You're lucky, boy. My house is gonna be filled with people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13978,With all this technology you don't even have to show up for work. Who needs cops when you've got gizmos.,"You're just afraid to use this. You have technophobia, Wade. That's what you got.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13979,"Okay, buddy boy, where ya keepin' Mallory? I know she's still here, and I know you know where. So, start talking or my first work as a director will be your death scene.","She's in the holding cell, on this floor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13980,"Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.",You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13981,"Look, I appreciate what you did for me. But this is my job. And I'm keeping those pictures.","All right, I'll develop the photos. Anything I don't want is yours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13982,"The way I run an organization, any man in it has the right to speak his mind.","In that case, here are ten basic plays. I think that's about all this bunch can handle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13983,He stole a pair of your panties while you were being erased!,"Gross! You must remember to tell me this in the morning. I'm, like, so freaked out now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13984,"According to the newspaper, FEMA had been called out to manage an outbreak of the Hanta virus. Are you familiar with the Hanta virus, Agent Mulder?",It was a deadly virus spread by field mice in the Southwest U.S. several years ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13985,If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath would you be standing in the horror section?,It was all a misunderstanding. He didn't do anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13986,Do I get a country-western name?,"You get recognized, convict, you get a country-western funeral.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13987,"Miles, when are you going to get married again?","I just got divorced, Phyllis.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13988,"If you're going to be indiscreet, I wish you'd be a little more discreet about it. Rich men, like Winton, love you and leave you.","Yeah, but they leave you plenty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13989,"Yeah, we got a bible.","Get it and bring it up here, will ya, please?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13990,"Easy, that new checker faked the receipt. Here it is, boss.",Stow the receipt. I'll take the cash.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13991,You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board!,"Listen, we're not supposed to piss either, but that doesn't stop you from carrying ""it"" on board.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13992,"Well, we know you were there. The bill that hospital sent was absolutely horrendous.","Well, I'll pay you that back sometime, Mr. Hillyer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13993,"Dude, they cut out 92 minutes!","So you see, the point and the theme of the film is kept intact. And of course, the MPAA didn't cut out any of the graphic violence. What did you think?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13994,"Hey, anything for a friend. How's the knee?",I think it's out. No big deal. It's that old football injury.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13995,"Oh, boy! A jacket!",Your mom made that all by herself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13996,"Hey, I heard you went to summer school?","Yeah, chemistry. My father thought I should get ahead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_13997,You've had a lot of fun with me today. What would you have done if I hadn't responded to your call?,We had a backup plan. But I knew you'd come through for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13998,Wow. Lotta books. You read all these?,No. I buy them to impress people. Of course I've read them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_13999,"Um, he stopped by yesterday before you came over.",Why didn't you tell me? You said you hadn't seen him for a month.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14000,Mommy won't let me eat fast food. You know that. It's bad for you.,"C'mon, we can always sneak a Big Mac. And a cherry turnover. Your favorite. What do you say?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14001,"You know, we know each other.",Of course we do! We've been friends for years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14002,Didn't know you was workin' here now?,I just like dressin' up in these goddamn blue vests. Your money ticket get shipped today?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14003,This much powder you don't throw in the trunk with a blanket over it. It's got to be smuggled.,There's not even enough places to stash it in a car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14004,You shouldn't be carrying that heavy bag. I'll take it.,Oh. It's fine. What's another ten pounds?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14005,"I trust that you'll make good, mature decisions. I trust that you'll do the proper thing.","Oh, I will! Your very trust has instilled an enormous sense of responsibility in me. I don't want to disappoint you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14006,You know I do or you wouldn't be here. How did you find me?,We met outside Hollywood Liquors on Christmas Eve. This is where Lynn Bracken's booze bills go.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14007,"Then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her.",And burn the map and retrieve the key.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14008,"Guy, you have a last name. We just don't know it.","Do I? For all you know I'm just ""Crewman #6""! Okay, it's Fleegman. Guy Fleegman! There! Now I'm a whole person! I can't die! Fleegman! They can't kill me now, can they? Can they?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14009,But you're not enrolled.,No. I just sit in. They don't seem to mind. They've been very congenial about it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14010,I just want you to like me.,I do like you. But not when you act like a jerk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14011,"A freeway, Mr. Valiant, is eight lanes of asphalt running uninterrupted from L.A. to Pasadena. Pasadena to Hollywood. Hollywood to Santa Monica. Someday everyone will be in cars driving happily, non-stop from one end of the L.A. Basin to another.","That's what this is all about? Tell me, who's gonna use your lousy freeway? We got the Red Cars, the best public transportation in the country.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14012,"Look, this may be my last hot breakfast on account of they're going to take away that stove. So will you let me eat it in peace?",Ain't that too bad! Tomorrow he'll have to suck a raw egg!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14013,I left four messages. You don't return my calls.,"So? I never returned your calls, even when we were married. And what's Fisher doing here anyway?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14014,You're wearing the thimble.,Of course. You idiot. I always wear it. I've always worn it. I've always loved you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14015,"Guess you'd know about that. You're an entomologist, right? How's business?",Not bad. I was traveling around studying the reproductive and migratory patterns of locusts when Maggie met me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14016,"Oh, just traveling through, huh?",Yeah. Me and a friend of mine. He's outside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14017,"Sorry, Alfred, I have to get to the Plaza. You heard Penguin, he was practically begging me to show.",Which is why I hoped you'd snub him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14018,"Goebbels, yes, Josef Goebbels said, 'There's not a single filthy Jew left in Germany on whose behalf Dr. Furtwängler has not intervened.' No, no one could have been less of a Nazi than Dr. Furtwängler.",But this was the same guy who conducted for Adolf on his birthday.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14019,"I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon.",That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14020,"Your Princess is really a winning creature. A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable.","Oh, I know. The people are quite taken with her. It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I thought that was clever. But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will be truly outraged. They'll demand we go to war.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14021,"One rule! No throwing up. He throws up, you forfeit everything.",You ever see mah boy throw up? Shut your mouth and put up your money!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14022,I don't believe this. The world's under attack by the legions of the undead and you're going to a mixer?,It's not a mixer. It's the senior dance. And it's important. You wouldn't understand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14023,"I will never understand it, Mickey. You didn't even call the police.","I told you, the family doesn't want the police around. We want to take care of it ourselves and we will. I'll find him. I swear I will.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14024,"We're saying that when Oswald went to Russia, he was not a real defector, that he was an intelligence agent on some kind of mission for our government and he remained one till the day he died, that's what we're saying.","And therefore because Oswald pulled the trigger, the intelligence community murdered their own commander in chief. That's what you're saying!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14025,The Powwow Safe. The secret safe. You said the manager's got a safe in his office where he hides skim money.,"Oh. Right. Yeah. That's, uh, upstairs. Uh. Here. Powwow Safe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14026,"Don't you put the past in a room, in the cellar, and lock the door and just never go in there? Because that's what I do.",Probably. In my case it's probably a whole building.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14027,"You don't believe in curses, huh?","No. I believe if I can see it and I can touch it, then it's real. That's what I believe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14028,"You just left me without a phone call, a letter, nothing. All this time. Yeah, I guess I'm still a little mad.","That was eight years ago. Some people change, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14029,"The mark of a true Samurai. What I do for the Company, Vincent, is no different than what you do. We're both hired guns, and this is a job like any other job.","Why then, Sam, don't you act like this is a job like any other? Surely, if you are a hired gun, you realize that some times you just have to walk away without getting what you came for.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14030,"Why, why did you start this in the first place, man? They never hurt you.","They never hurt me? They hurt me every day with their attitude. You know, like they even have a right. Who the fuck do they think they are? Let me tell you something, I was born here. Alright? I'm an American. And I'm owed something. Look, they took it from me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14031,Marcia's living with a singer?,"Yeah. You know, piano bars. Plays the piano and sings. That's how they met.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14032,On TV ya always get that asshole that jumps behind the couch.,"Yeah, and ya gotta shoot at him for ten minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14033,"Hey, just cancel that shit right now! You're hurt. You're hurt really fucking bad, but you ain't dying.","All this blood is scaring the shit outta me. I'm gonna die, I know it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14034,I order you to find out where we are!,"Alright, alright, I'll try to get directions from one of the locals.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14035,"Norma, I want to apologize for not calling you.",You'd better. I'm very angry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14036,"I do not want to go to Gitarama, General.",You cannot go back to the hotel. The crazy men are going there now. Better to come with me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14037,"Of course he thinks he can beat me, Bert. He wouldn't be playing me if he didn't. Right, Felson?","I didn't ask him can he beat you. I already know he can beat you. I asked him will he? With Eddie, that's two different things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14038,"Listen, either he wastes away as a pathetic vegetable or he can give what's left of his life to save hundreds of potential victims. He's a McDermott. I know what his choice would be.",I suppose you're right. But I still don't like it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14039,"Listen fellas, y'know he's got 'til this week's end. Ya don't have ta be hard asses, do ya?","Yeah, it's St. Patty's day. Everyone's Irish tonight. Now, why don't ya pull up a stool and have a drink with us?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14040,I heard about you. You work with Miller.,You're out of touch. Cops blew him up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14041,"I'll invite you again, but your mother thinks I'm crazy.",You are. And I'll come again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14042,You know you shouldn't leave your TV on so loud when you go out. That creep down the hall phoned the manager.,I thought I turned it off. I guess I forgot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14043,"No, but I'm goddamn thirsty. Ice water?","Yeah, sure, that sounds nice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14044,"Hey, Ros. Nice view, huh?","Yeah, I'm gonna start sleeping here. Masry & Vititoe, can I? Damn it. Does anyone know anything about these phones?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14045,"Did you love your husband, before you married?","I did not know him before I married him. I loved his brother, but then, I married his brother, too. He is dead now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14046,And you're drinking with them right now.,"And I'm gonna finish my drink. And, I'm gonna have a good time, because I ain't doing nothing wrong.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14047,"My sister believes in fate, but not hell. That's why she stopped praying for the lost souls, since you don't hear that much about purgatory anymore. But every day she asks her boss to pray I don't fuck up. Whatta you think, you think there's a hell, Jack?","Yeah, it's called Glades Correctional Institution and I'm sure as shit not going back there or any place like it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14048,You found my treasure? Why didn't you tell me.,Three words. I did. But you were all mad at me and wouldn't listen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14049,"After you got knocked up, my mother didn't want me to talk to you. She thought it was contagious.","Oh, it's not so bad. I have two wonderful kids, my own business. Still, knowing what I know now, if I had the chance to do it all over again, I'd sure do things a lot differently.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14050,I want to go back!,"Sorry, friend. No day trips to Hell. Here you are. Here you stay. And forward the only way to go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14051,"God, that smoke's poisonous!",It's eating a hole in the floor!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14052,"Last night was the worst. I dreamt you had one leg shorter than the other, and walked like a penguin.",Mine was worse: I dreamt you picked your nose in public.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14053,Watts. Those were his keys Nell found. His roommate called and said Watts left when he was supposed to. I think he's here.,"He's wandering around the house, and Nell heard him. She thought it was ghosts. Let's go look for him again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14054,You're the best one in your row.,Most people can't hear me with the whole orchestra playing. You're good.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14055,What the hell is the point of having a beeper if you don't turn it on?,It was turned on. I was ignoring you. What's the big emergency?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14056,You don't look like a college girl.,I'm the emancipated type. Real emancipated.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14057,"Ah, what else indeed? Let me put it another way: how thick would a piece of your plexiglass need to be at 60 feet by 10 feet to withstand the pressure of 18,000 cubic feet of water?",That's easy: 6 inches. We carry stuff that big in stock.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14058,You were caught trying to steal the Sankara Stones.,"Nobody's perfect. The way I heard it, you stole one of them from a small village.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14059,How long have I been on Gateway station?,Just a couple of days. Do you feel up to a visitor?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14060,Wow. There's the town. And there's the air base. This is a great hill.,It's got a name. Copper Ridge. There used to be a copper mine near here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14061,You actually forgot our anniversary.,I'll fix it. I'll go out right now and get you something. I'll make it right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14062,"You mean you want us to make copies of Yentl, Fiddler On The Roof, and Chaim Potok's The Chosen?",That'll work. Get them out to the Jewish community stat. We got an epidemic on our hands.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14063,You've all sworn to Longshanks.,An oath to a liar is no oath at all. An oath to a patriot is a vow indeed. Every man of us is ready to swear loyalty to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14064,"You're Morpheus, you're a legend. Most hackers would die to meet you.","Yes. Thank you. But I think we both know there's more to it than that. Do you believe in fate, Neo?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14065,Can I sit beside you on the bus tomorrow?,Don't you usually like to sit at the back? To wave at your Dad?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14066,I don't know. I was afraid there'd be hours of questions. I can't afford to miss a game.,We wouldn't want someone's death to interfere with your games.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14067,I put them in your hamper. I thought they were dirty.,"I have a hamper? Next time ask me first, okay? I have more than two grades of laundry. There're lots of subtle levels between clean and dirty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14068,"""The wrong hands""? We're not talking about military secrets, John. They're just tapes that he makes so he can sit around and get off.",Jesus Christ. And he doesn't have sex with any of them? They just talk?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14069,I hardly know him. He wanted me and he couldn't have me.,It's going to be hard to convince a jury that he's testifying against you in a murder trial because you blew him off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14070,So what's so different about Arcade? You guys've been talking about it for months.,"A man after my own heart. Straight to the point. What's different about Arcade is the way it reacts. It responds like a human does. It learns. It adapts. Each time you play, it changes its strategy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14071,Him? He's a big baby. Why isn't he here with you telling me?,He's flying to Sicily. His mother's dying.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14072,"You are so sweet to that guy, you really are. Imagine not wanting to drag him into this. He is a lucky man.","I didn't ask him to come! It's like I said, Thelma. He just loves the chase.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14073,"Hey, Sam, look over there. Black and white smoke.",Damn. Likely that's an SOS. Have to pass on that lunch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14074,Does Johnnie hit on you?,Johnnie hits on anything in high heels.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14075,We're not skipping this treatment.,"I said skip it, Michael. It's my treatment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14076,Would you like some free condoms? They're boysenberry.,No thank you. I'm off sex.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14077,So we got a plan?,"My plan of lying here pissing myself seems to be working mighty fine, thank you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14078,The audience was a little off tonight.,"A few empty tables. It's cozier. Besides, Mel Torme couldn't fill this place on a Wednesday night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14079,You broke my nose.,I think I broke my hand. You're fired.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14080,Were they wearing condoms?,Uh. Yes. Twice they weren't. Two times they didn't.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14081,"You're right. It's just, I can't cover up a murder so George won't know you're cheating.","You say murder, but you have no idea what happened. You don't remember doing it, so it's out of your control.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14082,How many turtle eggs you think are in here?,In this hatchery? Forty to fifty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14083,But my mom gave me the map.,I lugged it all over town!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14084,Just two things. What do I use to shift the stuff and where in hell am I gonna put it all?,"Scout around and see if there's something, check that other corridor. If there's nothing, nip out and buy a broom and shovel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14085,"It's already planned, Mike. It's going to cost $150 at the Free Clinic.",Doesn't sound free to me. So you want me to pay for it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14086,Jeffrey knows love like he knows macramé.,"He was pretty drunk, but I think he's still crazy about you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14087,They're only gonna lose.,Of course they're gonna lose. We'll watch them lose. What good is heartbreak if we don't experience it firsthand?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14088,I'll bet you're sorry the college ever sent you up here.,"Well, I'm scared, but I'm not sorry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14089,"This was a rifle range way back when. But we figured it isn't Army land anymore, it's your jurisdiction.",I've got the forensics fella coming down from the Rangers. No way to know how old the body is without some lab work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14090,That is horrible. Apes are dirty. No?,You better believe they're dirty! And smelly! And messy! And they don't know their forks from their assholes!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14091,I'm really sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday party last month.,"That's okay. Your Mom said you had a big date. Heck, I'd probably skip my own birthday party for a date.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14092,Have you done this sort of thing before?,Me? Of course! I've been looting and pillaging up and down the coast.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14093,Did you go see my cousin Maynard like I asked you in my letter?,Of course I did. He said he'd file an appeal right away. You didn't tell me he was so good looking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14094,"I brought you up here, Dr. Bright, because I want you to understand that we are on the path. The only difference is that you are walking with your head down, afraid to look up, to see where the path is going.",I suppose you are going to tell me where it is going.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14095,"Get real, Z! She just dropped the scarf by accident!",Are you kidding? There were sparks between us! This scarf is a sign!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14096,"It's all you talk about. Jewish, Jewish, Jewish. Nobody talks about it that much except the Jews.",Nazis talk about it all the time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14097,"What about that squat bar you showed me, is that open on a Sunday?","Yeah, let's check out the low-life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14098,"I'm working my ass off here. I've taken care of absolutely everything, Keith.","Because you wanted to. You wanted this to be your wedding, not your parent's.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14099,There's a dog in the road.,Honk at him. Scare him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14100,"Hey, if everybody's gonna kill each other, could you do it in another room? I'm trying to get something accomplished here.",What the hell good is fixing that gonna get us?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14101,"It's early in the game yet, Mr. Rains. Jesse James and I are just learning how each other moves, feeling out each other's patterns.",I'm losing millions of dollars and months of time while you play chess with these farmers!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14102,A famous actor who's getting married next week.,"Oh, that's right. Isn't that nice? I hope that girls knows how lucky she is, marrying no less than Derek Summersby.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14103,You do volunteer work at the hospital?,I come from time to time. When I'm needed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14104,I thought you said you lost your eyes in the war?,"So now you're going to tell me where I lost my eyes. You don't think I know where I lost my eyes? I was there when I lost them. I lost them in the war. The war in the joint. There's always wars in the joint. Cause I was a code talker in the joint and in the war too. Mmmm, nothing like the smell of a naked lady. Be careful, boy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14105,"No, just the paper will be fine.","Are you sure? 'Cause if you want, I'll bring back the whole store for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14106,"The first match I got in mind for you is in Louisville, Kentucky.","You name the place, boss. I'll be there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14107,This is mole. It's good.,I'll bet. Would it really put you out if they tossed that on the grill for a minute or two?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14108,"Did you find your Franklin Mint egg, Rosemary darling?","I saw one, but it was ridiculously overpriced!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14109,What about all the minerals and elements in the cargo hold? That's the only reason we came out here. We'd have to abandon them all. We'd be broke.,"Our lives are more important. Anyway, we can take a small amount of the most valuable stuff with us on the lifeboat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14110,Where'd you get that knife?,Room service sent it up. I wanted something to cut the limes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14111,"Oh, it's an exciting time then. I'm not the best-read mug on the planet, so I guess it's no surprise I didn't recognize your name. Jesus, I feel like a heel.","That's okay, Charlie. I'm a playwright. My shows've only played New York. Last one got a hell of a write-up in the Herald. I guess that's why they wanted me here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14112,"I never thought you would. That's why I've never bothered to tell a soul until now, and why I never will again.",I'm the only person you've told? That's a great line. Does that make other girls swoon? Do they actually eat up this bullshit?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14113,We leave Miami in an hour. Soon's we get some supplies aboard.,You'll have a corpse on your hands! That what you'll have. I won't eat a thing while I'm on this boat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14114,I understand he was wounded in the lung.,It doesn't matter. It's too late for all of us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14115,I have just come from the palace. The post has been filled.,"Filled? That's impossible! They haven't even seen my work. I need this post. Please, can't you help me? Please!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14116,"Sister, you can't just go breaking into places. There's a night watchman down there and locks on the door.","If my sister's in that room, it won't make any difference about warrants and things. I want to go there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14117,Christ. How many tunnels lead off the island?,"Only five, Sir. We've checked them all. He hasn't used any of them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14118,You drink bug repellent?,"No, you rub it on you. I have some in the truck. Don't go away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14119,"No, I don't mind. I'm not from here. I was born in Italy.","Well, from Italy to Iowa -- that's a story! Whereabouts in Italy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14120,Allie Reynolds. He's my boy.,"Sure, it says Allie Reynolds right here in the program. He's warming up right now. Man, we're so close to the field I need cleats. How'd you get such good seats?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14121,"Oh, it's a similar room. But the hotel is in Washington D.C. You're not going to get a fair trial down here, in front of a jury of Jesse James sympathizers.",So I'll get a fair trial in front of a jury bought off by Thaddeus Rains?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14122,You mean that you can't come here and I can't go there?,"Not only that, but we have smiliar problems. Accelerated decrepitude. But we don't want to die quite yet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14123,"What do you mean, the Crumblers? You know the Crumblers? Nobody's heard the Crumblers. Except me.","Yeah, I know the Crumblers! I bought a used Blasters album in New York about ten years ago and somebody left a Crumblers single in it. My everything changed for a couple of weeks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14124,Go away. I might hurt you.,I'm not afraid. Frida! I love you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14125,"Oh, I'm just typing up a funeral notice. You know, when someone dies people want it in the paper, usually. It's a service we provide for the family.","Oh right, right. Bader Lorenzo Died June 22 1972 Devoted husband to Nicolette. Cherished father of Babritzio and Heidi, In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the holy names society.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14126,Is he leaving right this minute?,"We've got some paperwork to take care of. Pretty soon. Don't worry, you won't run into him in the parking lot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14127,"Lieutenant Toejam, why don't you help him?",I thought I should check out the damage first. My gear is busted up pretty bad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14128,"Chaz, if it's an organism, and we let it in, the ship will be infected.","We can't leave him out here, open the door.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14129,We should get ourselves a lawyer.,I say you should get a shrink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14130,Please. Dario Argento is the ultimate master of horror.,"Argento's good, but Lewis is completely demented. We're talking buckets of goo. Red corn syrup everywhere. And fake brains up the yin-yang.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14131,Father's? I never knew he had a diary.,"There's enough in it for a hundred speeches, things people ought to hear nowadays. You be careful of it, won't you dear? It's always helped keep your father alive for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14132,There's an old cemetery on this road. I've been there before.,I'm getting the jitters! Let's turn back!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14133,That's a nasty scratch on your neck.,I have a passionate girlfriend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14134,Rome is going to pay an allotment to the German tribes on an annual basis.,"Rome is going to pay tribute, like a defeated nation begging for mercy? Have you told your troops that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14135,Looking to get out.,Good. I want you out. This is my sewer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14136,Do you have a mirror? It's the best way to see if someone's breathing.,"He's dead, James. Believe me, I know a dead dog when I see one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14137,What are you doing here? I told you to stay hidden! It's not safe for you up here.,"Well it's not safe for me up there, either. The killer found me, Dewey. He called me last night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14138,Four dudes sneaking in? We'd get busted for sure. Bad plan.,"Okay, one of us sneaks in, gets four ticket stubs off some kids in the audience, comes back out, and we all ""re-enter"" the concerto. Voila!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14139,I don't wanna stick out my tongue.,"Well, if you wanna work in the post office, you'll have to stick out your tongue.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14140,And these were drawn from life?,Yup. That's one of the great things about Paris. Lots of girls willing take their clothes off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14141,"I don't know. Maybe they don't leave a canary. Don't be technical. What I'm saying is if this newsstand guy's Italian and his fingers are gone, maybe he's a thief.","First, he's not Italian. Second, he's not a thief. I noticed the fingers when he was getting my change. The right change. Two of his fingers are missing. Just stubs. Like they were blown away. I was putting my change in my purse when I saw him get out a cigarette. I couldn't help watching. I was dying to see how he'd light it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14142,"Yes, dear. Come on now. Bobby, your shoes are soaking!","Yeah, the grass was kind of wet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14143,"He is kind of cute, isn't he?","Yeah. You're so lucky. He really loves you, too. He's always telling Walter how wonderful you are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14144,What do we have here? A lovely new supply of venom. I'll just take this to my laboratory for further study.,What exactly are you working on in there? What are those screams?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14145,"No, Rex is not going to die. Julie, you know where the sewing stuff is, don't you?","Sure. We'll do an operation, Doctor Dylan and Doctor Julie. We'll fix him good as new.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14146,We are going out of town. But we're going to shave.,"Shave? At a time like this? Those guys got machine guns.They're going to blast our heads off, and you want to shave?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14147,She just needs a new windshield wiper.,Because I bought the windshield last week. I'm a hubcap away from owning more of Bambi than you do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14148,"But I think she wanted to be happy, that's why she wrote. I mean, she was still writing about love, right?",True. I guess she hadn't completely given up hope. Are you sure you're seventeen?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14149,"Radiation shield, you think?",A foot and a half thick? That'd withstand a helluva lot of radiation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14150,He ain't really new.,He is to a lot of people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14151,"I noticed your hair. I guess it made an impression on me, that's why I was pretty sure I recognized you.","Ah, the hair. Blue, right? It's called Blue Ruin. The color. Snappy name, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14152,"Yeah, it took her a while to grow up and find Mr. Right, but she did it. She found him.","She used to call me Mr. Right. Remember that, Buddy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14153,I think Treasury personnel are the most superstitious people in the federal government.,We should be. Everybody wants what we have.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14154,"I can't have you do that, nor can I have you hanging around the lobby all day.",I understand. Thanks for letting me crash here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14155,I'm not taking her to a bar.,Why not? I grew up in bars. It's fun for a kid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14156,"Well, when you run out of weapons, just start cold cocking 'em. Make 'em sing for their supper.",Should I use the last bullets on us?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14157,"Yes, Dr. Furtwängler was absolutely clear about this. Politics and art must be kept separate.",Politics and art must be kept separate. I'll remember that. But let me see if you can help me with something I just don't understand. I'd really like to know why all you guys are so crazy about him. What's his secret?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14158,"Yes, one gross of bullets, two dozen hand-grenades, three kegs of powder, and throw in some matches.","Fine. We'll throw in the matches before we make the delivery. By the way, how're you fixed for spies?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14159,"I'm sorry that I am unable to offer you better hospitality, but this is the only place I have inhabited for the past month.",You have made such excellent use of it. I should think you will hate to leave it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14160,"Hey, thanks for comin' out.","Yeah, you're all invited over to Morgan's house for a complementary fish sandwhich.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14161,"Peggy, there's distinct possibility that I might be profoundly and irreversibly screwed up. Despite that, I love you and I can promise that I will no longer flirt with Cory, and I beg your forgiveness.","I'm not worried about you and Cory or Cory and me or even that you're irreversibly screwed up. But, Maggie, you've been like this since we were kids. And I think now that you are aware of it and that it hurts people's feelings, maybe it's time to move on with your life and commit to someone of your own, like Bob, if he's the one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14162,"Yeah, I'm fine. I just broke up with my boyfriend, that's all.",That's always tough. How long were you together?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14163,They told me I was too old to serve.,They told Muddy his feet was too flat!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14164,Wait a minute. I thought you've always been afraid it would overload your neural net.,"That is true. However, I believe my growth as an artificial life form has reached an impasse. For thirty-four years I have endeavored to become more ""human"" to grow beyond my original programming. And yet I am still unable to grasp such a simple concept as humor. This emotion chip is the only answer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14165,"What's that, some of your bathtub brew?",Puerto Rican rum. See for yourself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14166,Did you and Mr. Carpenter really go to see Professor Barnhardt?,Sure we did! He wasn't there but we went to see him. And Mr. Carpenter showed him how to do his arithmetic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14167,This is an obsession Dad. I never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom.,"Oh yes, she did. Only too well. Unfortunately she kept her illness from me until all I could do was mourn her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14168,Ted! What are you doing? You can't fly this plane!,That's what I've been trying to tell these people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14169,The Penny Saver sucks.,"Yeah, but it sucks for free.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14170,So you just want to use me and go?,"Well, I'm gonna experiment on you for my anatomy class, then go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14171,"Wanted to give you props on making First Team All-American. And then when Magic retired, I tried calling you again.",Must have been my cheap-ass answering machine. It was always messing up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14172,I can try my father's safe. I'm sure I can get the keys to his office.,That's great! We'll have the fare in no time!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14173,"Oh, Ninotchka, who wants to talk business. If you win the suit, fine. If we win the suit, better. You do me an injustice. When we went to my apartment, did I have the slightest idea that you had any connection with this deal?","But you have now, and I know now that you are a man who employs business methods which, in Russia, would be punished by death.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14174,You and Sam are going to live in a garage without plumbing for the summer?,The garage is plumbed. I'll put in a toilet. We'll survive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14175,"'Cause he's comin' back, that's what for. Frank's got you really loaded tonight.","Yeah, maybe so. Frank's got me, and you. And really it's all thanks to Don, isn't it? Remember that. Your husband was the one who started fucking my mind with drugs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14176,Go ahead. Set 'em up the way they were before. Bet ya twenty bucks. Make that shot just the way I made it before.,Nobody can make that shot and you know it. Not even a lucky lush.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14177,"Why? So I can realize she's not so smart. That she's boring. You don't get it. Right now she's perfect, I don't want to ruin that.",And right now you're perfect too. Maybe you don't want to ruin that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14178,"Look, I'm doing mute 'till I have a mouthpiece here who's on my side.",You don't need a lawyer. We found the program on your laptop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14179,I know you've been trying to kill me.,Of course. We had to try. We didn't know what was wrong. We didn't know you were in trouble.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14180,That kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet that I saw him take. So don't be calling him a rat.,"Look, asshole, I'm right! Somebody's a fuckin' rat. How many times do I hafta say it before it sinks in your skull?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14181,I want you to search the house for bugs. I mean I want you to strip it.,What is the point in that? Even if it was a bug they would have taken it with 'em.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14182,"Dr. Lester, would you point me toward the restroom?","With immense pleasure, my dear. Down that hall, ninth door on the left. Watch the step down. It's sunken, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14183,Listen to yourself. This isn't a career opportunity.,I know that. This isn't about me. It's about the choir. You should hear them. They're good. Really good. And I taught them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14184,"You stare at him non-stop, like every lunch. Like this. Like most people stare at car accidents.","The seat behind him is open. Come on, I can eavesdrop too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14185,"This is Sam Wilder, Marshal in Devil's Cauldron. Had some killings here. I got a suspect. Be real nice if someone came and took him off my hands.","On a good day I couldn't spare a crosswalk guard. But now, no way. Folks're batshit with the weather turning sour. Bring him in yourself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14186,I am a hunter. A weapon. It's what I do. It's in my blood.,"Well it's in mine, too. I'm a pureblood. I wasn't turned. I was born this way. Just like you. Am I evil because I want to survive? What about a wolf? What about any predator?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14187,"Well, you can live here as long as you want. Do you have any plans?","Nothing specific, but I'll have my own place soon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14188,"I don't know, Diego. I've got a good thing going already. Everybody smokes pot. It's easy. Cocaine is a rich man's drug. It's too expensive.","No, no. That is where you are wrong. For us, it is cheap. In Medellin, we buy for six-thousand dollars a kilo. In Miami, we sell for sixty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14189,"C'mon, Joey. I'm just trying to help you hit a home run here.","Yeah? Well, you just struck out. It may be a surprise to you, Brad, but I want to do it the right way. Not tight skirts. Tight stories.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14190,"I mean, that would suck if you had to go back to rehab.","Yeah, it would suck big time. I'd kill myself first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14191,God damn it! I still needed to case that fucking store. It's too risky to show my face now.,I got a couple thousand bucks. You could leave town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14192,Organize a military escort to Crystal Mountain.,"Sir, I strongly recommend we move you to a secured location immediately.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14193,It's always so quiet here.,"If you occupied the room next to Madam Grusinskaya, you would appreciate the quiet of a hotel lobby.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14194,"David, you don't honestly believe that in reality your friend Jack rose from the grave to breakfast with you? Do you really?",I was awake and he was in my room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14195,"Do you watch the news? Read the paper. Last week, this whole place was underwater.",A water main broke.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14196,"That's a real nice watch you got there, sir. Fancy old thing even plays a little tune.","Yeah, it's special. They don't make 'em like this anymore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14197,Why not just steal another one?,Too risky. We don't need to get pulled over because of a stolen car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14198,You sure I'm not fat?,"Look, you're fat, Diane. You're fat, fat, fat! Because you eat, eat, eat! What?! She keeps asking because she wants some honesty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14199,You made a mistake.,"Yeah, I just screwed up with the only man who ever really cared about me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14200,Is there a golf course around here?,"Not a lot around here, no. Got some clubs, but not very many fellas with balls.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14201,"I can't help it. At least when we were playing hockey outside, I could see if anyone wanted to go in.",Nobody's there. It's four o'clock on a Saturday. How many people ever come to the store at four on a Saturday?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14202,Are you Jenny Hill?,"I am. And you're Will. I've seen your picture, that's how I recognize you. I almost said something at the store, but it would have been awkward. Like this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14203,We unraveled in the face of the enemy!,"They pulled a mind-scramble on us, man! It wasn't our fault! They opened their eyes and talked!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14204,"Elaine, I've come to apologize for Lt. McElroy. He overstated the department's position.","He accused John of taking kickbacks. And you know, anybody who knows John knows that's a goddamn lie!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14205,I think we all want to feel we've left our mark on the world. Yes. I wish I had done more work.,You've done a helluva lot more than most people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14206,"Grace, I don't hate your father.",I can't remember the last time you made him dinner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14207,"Yeah, well Martin is known for his flipping. He flips over a script, and when the time comes to make a deal, he flips out.","Tell you what, I'll stop by Harry's office and pick up a copy for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14208,"Do you know much about icebergs, Dad?","Do I? I saw an iceberg once. They were hauling it down to Texas for drinking water, only they didn't count on an elephant being frozen inside. The woolly kind. A mammoth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14209,"This is a new car, then, sir?","It certainly is, officer. Still got that smell!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14210,I can't believe he put the moves on me. After everything I've done for him.,He's scum! As far as he's concerned you're just a pair of breasts that talk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14211,It's the truth. If you'd just loaned me the money last time this never would have happened.,Somehow this winds up being my fault? You always blame me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14212,When we start running suck up your breath. You're going to get the wind knocked out of you.,"Don't let me die, Epps. I don't want to die.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14213,You've got a better chance of getting hit by lightning.,Right. Planes get hit by lightning. They get hit by meteors. They hit other planes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14214,I was trying to be smooth. But at twelve fifteen I was going come over there and talk to you.,"See, it's my life story. Five more minutes and I would have got to hear your best pick-up line.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14215,John even managed to lob a load of mashed potatoes into Mrs. Hallstrom's milk.,Finally. I was getting tired of watching him try every night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14216,I suppose not. Is there an ornithological reason for keeping them in separate cages?,"Oh, certainly. It's to protect the species.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14217,"No, I have my things in the car.",Then stay and have something to eat before you start back. I'd feel a lot better.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14218,"You don't look like a native, if you don't mind my saying so.","No, I don't mind. I'm not from here. I was born in Italy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14219,It appears well. It has already clotted.,Look closer. Do you have anything to clean it with?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14220,But you copy my work every week.,"Oh yeah. I'm kind of a deadbeat lab partner, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14221,"Doesn't say what she's doing up here, but I don't think it has anything to do with us.","She came up here on her vacation, 'cause she likes shitty weather.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14222,I've got some good news. The doctor says you're all better. You can come home.,Really? I don't feel so great.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14223,Cartman! What the hell are you talking about?! You LOVE Terrance and Philiip!,"Yeah, but the animation's all crappy. It probably can't sustain itself over ninety minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14224,"One with red eyes, the other with one eye, both trying to kill me.","The one with red eyes was a Dark One, the other was a Cyclops, and it was not you he meant to kill.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14225,I think it might've been this Lotte woman talking through me. Maxine likes to call me Lotte.,Ouch. Now that's hot. She's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover. Let me know when you're done with her. This is my type of chick.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14226,You think he's got any herb?,"I don't know, he quit dealin'. But I'll bet he'll smoke us out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14227,"Hey, kind of giving up Christmas Day for my ex-boss here.",You didn't seem to mind offering to help me on Christmas Day when you were unwrapping that Prada bag I gave you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14228,"I don't know, it sounds like a good daydream, but actually doing it is too weird. Too dangerous.","Let's just try the first part. If that goes well, we'll see about the rest. No one will suspect us, because no one would believe two people like us would be crazy enough to do something like this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14229,You're not having lunch?,"Just half-a-cup of coffee. I never eat, darlin', you know that. Not eating and reverse insomnia are my curses. Let's go, Rose. You and brother, let's hit the road.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14230,Why shouldn't he close it? He went away.,"He went away lots of times when I knew him, but he never closed his shop. I've got a hunch something is up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14231,You're saying one of those things lays all the eggs?,"Well, the queen is always physically larger then the others. A termite queen's abdomen is so bloated with eggs that it can't move at all. It is fed and tended by drone workers, defended by the warriors. She is the center of their lives, quite literally the mother of their society.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14232,Maybe you shoulda killed him.,"Maybe I should. But I was never much on killin'. Anyway, he moved too quick and I just got him through the shoulder. Looks pretty peaceful up ahead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14233,Are you trying to tell me that my mother's got the hots for me?,"In a manner of speaking, yes. And because of that, she's no longer interested in your father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14234,What if nobody stops for us?,"Oh, they'll stop, all right. It's a matter of knowing how to hail them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14235,"Get in bed. Y'ever hear of the sixty hour work week? You're turning into a yuppie Frankenstein, you love money so much.","Sure, why not, money's the sex of the 80's. I never had it like you when I was growing up, baby, it wasn't the upper east side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14236,"Our lives are more important. Anyway, we can take a small amount of the most valuable stuff with us on the lifeboat.","No, it won't work and I just realized why. There's only one hypersleep freezer on the lifeboat. Only one of us could survive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14237,I didn't break that window!,"No, but your little prank did. The judge should have put you behind bars!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14238,Do yourself a favor and find another place where they let you in the front door.,"But this is where the action is, and I have to be where the action is. Look, when your old lady wanted those alligator shoes, didn't I come through for you? Ain't she stepping in style now?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14239,What are you pouring tonight?,Lot of good stuff. Got the new Bien Nacido. Want a taste?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14240,Is your father still in there?,He's waiting for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14241,"No, you need five hundred grand to see me.",That's if I want to see you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14242,"Pipe down, Lech. Let him order.","You nuts? Let him order? You on his side? You're not such a good waitress. You get out, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14243,You still should've moved.,I like it here. Last time I saw you was in Greece. You had a good spot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14244,"Michael, you and I are light years apart. You should go, but not with me.","But we had heat, baby. Passion! Fire! We owe it to ourselves to fuse together. At least one more time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14245,"See. You and this car were meant for each other. Why fight it? Sure, I have a couple other buyers lined up, but I like your style. Whattya say? Should we start on the paperwork?",Let me think about it. Hold it a day for me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14246,"Gwen, my wife's dead.","Oh I see. That again. Trevor? I realize it must be hard. But Christ, how long does it take someone to move on?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14247,"Look, get down off my property.",Why? What are you gonna do? Huh? You're gonna shoot me for standing on your fucking trash can?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14248,Hautman's blue-winged teal got the twenty-nine cent. People don't much use the three-cent.,"Oh, for Pete's sake. Of course they do! Every time they raise the darned postage, people need the little stamps!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14249,"Oh, I don't know. I think proms are pretty dumb.",'Cause I thought maybe you and I could go if you weren't already taking someone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14250,"Well, who can tell what went on in there? I never even knew who Sethe was or none of her people.",You know she married Baby Suggs' boy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14251,"If it's pretty speeches you want, you won't be hearing them. Even when I mean 'em, they don't come easy.",Save 'em for the girl in Gingham. Just tell me I'm not good enough for you. Go on. Say a woman like me can't change,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14252,"You can't do this, he's human, it's murder.","It's war, now get the fuck out of the way!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14253,"Hey, you are in a bad mood. You must be getting your period.","I'm not getting my period. Jesus, every time anything out of the ordinary happens, you think that I'm getting my period!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14254,"Oh, right. The guy flipped out or something? Killed some people, then put a gun to his own head?",They found him dead in his own cab down by the Port Authority.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14255,"Yeah, Dad always used to say the only causes worth fighting for were lost causes.","You don't have to tell me Jeff. We were a team, the two of us, a struggling editor and a struggling lawyer. The twin champions of lost causes, they used to call us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14256,"What'd you do, piss your pants?","Hell, yes! What the hell do you expect, zapping Mr. Johnson with that crackler?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14257,"They were gonna put me into Special Ed this year. I stole a copy of my transcript, changed all the grades. Shit, who am I kidding. I'll never pass the boards.","Listen, you don't cheat, and we'll make sure you get the grades. We'll start a private study group. Nobody knows. You'll ace that test.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14258,I knew it. He's finally retiring.,I've been waiting on this day for ten thousand years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14259,You look mighty familiar to me. You sure you're not from around here?,"I was born near here. But after my mother died, my dad moved. I grew up out in Rossmore Park.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14260,You afraid of the dark?,"Afraid of it? Boy, I live in the dark. All cause of a woman who made me this way. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, kissy kissy kiss, a lick from a dog, slurp, slurp, the kiss of death. It's all the same to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14261,So there you are. So I guess I'm not such a dog as I think I am.,"You're a very nice guy, and I don't know why some girl hasn't grabbed you off long ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14262,"The question is, what happened to Freddy's body?","They burned him to death in his boiler room, but they were smart enough to hide the remains.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14263,"If I wanted him dead, you moron, I wouldn't have dumped him on Earth.",We can't let him run around. He knows too much.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14264,"Deceiving someone without knowing it is something new for me. If I do not know it, I am innocent.","But you deceive me nonetheless if I believe you, for it will not be in your power to love me when you love me no longer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14265,"I don't know. Someplace called Elmo's. Look, I just wanted to tell you that I'm all right and I'm on my way home.","You've been through quite an ordeal, Mrs. Haydn. Why don't you stay where you are and let us pick you up? We'll fly you home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14266,"C'mon, let's smoke one of the cigarettes right now. Your father'll never miss it.","I can't, dummy. He'll see that the pack's been opened. You're such a dumbhead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14267,"Yeah, but, what if he doesn't live here? Like, what if he's a cannibal in New Guinea or something?","If I live here, then he lives here. Fate wouldn't make a mistake like that. And stop talking. You're gonna ruin the spell.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14268,Salazar's been taken down. He was working for Porfirio Madrigal.,What? I thought Madrigal was dead. I thought it was verified.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14269,"I just keep wondering if Morpheus is so sure, why doesn't he take him to the Oracle? She would know.",Morpheus will take him when he's ready.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14270,There are places. I'll scuffle around.,"Word's out on you, Eddie. You walk in the wrong kind of place and they'll eat you alive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14271,I'd like to remind you that it has been ten years since you were actually in one of these.,If I break it they can take it out of my pay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14272,"Well, first I should like to take off my hat and jacket. Then could we have some music?",A wonderful idea! Radio or records?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14273,"Karl, now listen, there's gonna be a party tonight here at the house. Doyle's invited his music-playin' buddies over to make a bunch of racket out on the patio.",They ain't even no good. The only one can play is Randy Horsefeathers. He claims he's an Indian. His real name's Randy Collins and he works at the feed mill. He can at least play guitar.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14274,We're not going anywhere. Not 'til we get what we came for.,"We just about got killed. You know what happened? We just about got killed, and you want to go on?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14275,I'm a hard guy. I done more jobs than alla you combined. And I never said no. Not once. But dammit. I don't understand why the hell we gotta kill our friends!,"Because the world ain't big enough for the Dons. So we gotta choose between our friends and ourselves. It ain't the way I'd make the world, but that's the way it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14276,They're mutated sea bass.,Really? Are they ill-tempered?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14277,I can't remember the lines!,Then make them up! You're drunk and you're angry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14278,We've already got an ambulance on the way. Don't try to get out.,I'm not staying in here with him puking all over the place. Get this door open!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14279,You have tranquilizers?,I told you! I've got everything!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14280,That's what I want to find out. We have to get help.,What help can we possibly find in the cemetery at this time of night?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14281,Because you managed to resist Austin Power's charms.,"Well, God knows he tried, but I've been rather firm with him, Mummy. You didn't tell me he was so obsessed with sex. It's bizarre.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14282,I got you out of those bad tax shelters.,You were the one who got me in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14283,I hear you're meeting with the studio lawyers to get out of your contract.,That's right. I don't want them breathing down my neck while we're in London.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14284,"It was dad, I swear, dressed like a homeless man. And you know what else was really strange? A businessman and a woman with a little dog appeared from nowhere and forced him onto a bus.",About time they started cleaning up the trash downtown. We don't want to end up like the rest of the country.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14285,"Every day that goes by, I'm losing money. Every worker that is shot, costs me money. I have to get somebody else, I have to train them.","We're going to be making so much money, none of this is going to matter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14286,I told you a liter was less than a gallon.,"We would've had enough gas to get us there if you hadn't gotten us lost. Besides, a kilometer is less than a mile.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14287,Wintermute could have infiltrated that machine. Reprogrammed him.,It's possible. The guy was a blank slate.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14288,Lips still for sale?,"You bet. For five bucks, I'll even throw in the tongue.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14289,"What do you do, just have someone follow him around with a defribilator?","That's good, Frank. No, but they might surgically implant one, about the size of my thumb. It goes near the shoulder here, with two electrodes connected to the heart. It sends a shock whenever it senses a drop in blood flow. Amazing, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14290,"Edward, we've been together ten years.","And I don't like what we've become. I'll cover any losses you have on this one. Now get out, you asshole!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14291,I didn't strain. I sighed.,"I don't think so. That was a grunt, a deep inhalation of oxygen to aid in the stretching of muscles. I'm a trainer. I know what that sound signifies. You're out of shape.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14292,Roger in Op/Ed. Don't make me send you another memo about my policy on inter-office dating.,Intra-office. And they're not dating. They're having sex.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14293,You've never had bad dreams before?,"Sure, as a kid. But never so real. Never so bizarre.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14294,"You see ghosts, Cole?",They want me to do things for them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14295,I feel like I've just been hit by a Mack truck.,With a refrigerated cargo bed full of sirloin tip.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14296,"Congratulations on the math contest, Richard.",It really wasn't that difficult.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14297,"What do you think of that guy who works at the theatre? You know, Mark Ratner.","Oh, come on. What is he? Fifteen?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14298,"Hey, what are you doing here in the middle of the day?",Forgot my car keys. What are you doing on the fourth floor?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14299,That roof is over ten feet high.,"He's telling you the truth, Edgar. Whoever it was, is very strong and can jump pretty high.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14300,Am actually laying my hand on the twenty-five foot gorilla. Ladies and gentlemen! I am touching the beast!,"Take your filthy paws off him, you ignorant pig!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14301,But I'm not. I'm a grown woman with a lifetime of emotional experiences you couldn't possibly understand.,"Yeah, I know. Girls mature faster than guys. But last night, I was the one who put on the brakes. And you know why?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14302,I've never run across one like that.,"It's brand new. Revolutionary uplift. No shoulder straps, no back straps, but does everything a brassiere should do. It works on the principle of the cantilever bridge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14303,"Rosa, so you've met David?","Sure did! And a funny thing, Betty, he introduced himself to me as George!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14304,Oh. Elena wanted to know when we could expect you on Thanksgiving. It's just going to be you this year.,"Ben, I'm going to Florida. I hate Thanksgiving and I hate the cold. I have a new nurse. She's a negro, she weighs three hundred pounds, and I've decided to leave my entire estate to her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14305,"Yeah, well, I saw the movie. That must mean I'm sensitive, too.","It's a way, Damone. It's a vibe. I put it out, and I have personally found that girls do respond.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14306,You've heard this story before?,"So many times, I'm starting to think it happened to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14307,Mike! You have a mess on C-9!,All right. All right. I just cleaned B-8. Give me a break.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14308,Is that a gift from Wendel? It has an aeronautical feel to it.,"Yes. From Wendel. To celebrate, the license approval for our air charter firm. I forgot to tell you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14309,"10 years ago he tried to kill Laurie Strode, and now he wants her daughter.",Are you talking about Jamie Lloyd?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14310,You see it's not easy to take a seat at this table; the money involved has to be a hundred grand upwards and there is no shortage of punters.,"The man who decides if you can play is this man Harry, or Hatchet Harry as some including himself like to call him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14311,Serafine Flocquet. I work for your uncle.,"You? You're Madame Flocquet? I pictured a fat lady with an apron, not, I don't know, La Femme Nikita.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14312,He's listed on the blueprints as I. Shandor.,"Of course! Ivo Shandor, I saw his name in Tobin's SPIRIT GUIDE. He started a secret society in 1920.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14313,"Oh, here and there. I flew something similar in my Academy days.","All right, then this is old stuff to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14314,Were you a disco girl?,"No, I was a surfer girl. Besides, I was only fourteen. I couldn't go to discos.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14315,"You were in my dream just now. Your hair was different, but I'm sure it was you.",We dream about what's important in our lives. And I seem to have become pretty important in yours. What was the dream about?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14316,"I'm sorry, I don't recall meeting anyone who fits that description.","Okay, you got me. It's the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser who got drunk and wouldn't leave you alone all night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14317,He's the best painter in the world. I'm gonna give him one of these.,"Don't give him anything, man. Your art's worth a lot. Trade. That's what real artists do with each other. Besides, he'll just use you. He's famous for that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14318,"Good on you, then, Rafe McCawley. We'll get you situated in some quarters, and then introduce you to the equipment you'll be flying.","If you're patching up bullet holes right here on the runway, maybe we should skip the housekeeping and get right to the planes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14319,What the hell is Plan-R?,"Well, sir, Plan-R is an emergency plan to be used by lower echelon commanders if higher echelons have been knocked out by a sneak attack.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14320,I didn't mean to say anything bad about you. I know you're good. You didn't mean no harm. Did you ever think about killin' yourself on purpose like my daddy did?,"I've studied about it. The Bible says not to or you end up goin' to Hades. Some folks calls it Hell, I call it Hades.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14321,"Maybe they had weight limits, you don't know.",I know you don't uncrate your emergency ship unless there's a fucking emergency.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14322,You're going to pay a terrible price. The power of Shadow is tricky. Use it too much and it takes over.,"Bianca's taught me all need to know. I'll be safe, as long as I don't go too far.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14323,Let us go back in before the night of celebration becomes a night of me killing my son.,"No. Before anyone moves, you two shake hands and don't carry it any further.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14324,Your parents are divorced?,Since I was five. My mom's a cocktail waitress.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14325,You knew the entire time? Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now?,"She saved your life, Parker. She didn't have to, but she did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14326,They said you had to run out.,Yeah. It was a rush thing. They needed some documents down at the court house. I barely made it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14327,"For Shelly, taking the money was a way to take from Caesar. He could have run at any time, but he didn't because he didn't want out.",Sounds like he wanted to get caught.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14328,"Don't drink up all of yours, 'cause you aren't getting any of ours.","I'm just going to have a little sip, that's all. Just a sip.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14329,It seemed like a possibility. What about your intentions? Are they honorable?,"I'm not a violent man, Mr. Lowry. Not by nature, anyhow. But if you hurt Liza in any way, I'll kill you. Does that seem honorable?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14330,"All right, all right. It's true, what the hell can we do to avoid a repeat of what happened 10 years ago?","Find this little girl, get her somewhere safe. Call the local T.V. station. Tell them to get people off the streets and behind locked doors.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14331,Fear is a very difficult emotion to overcome. It's something we all have to learn to deal with.,"But I did not deal with it, sir. I let it prevent me from helping my friend. Does that make me a coward?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14332,"Well, he has been pushing me to meet his father, but I've been putting it off.","It's worth a shot. I can arrange a controlled meeting. A careful dose of sedatives for Jason, some security, you and I monitoring. Evan comes in for a quick visit and with any luck, no more missing father complex.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14333,I don't understand. How can you part with it? It has always been with you.,Too many men have died at its edge. It only looks pure because blood washes so easily from its blade.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14334,They had a large chunk of the garbage file? How much do they know?,Not everything. But enough to implicate us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14335,"What's an official cross? Some piece of tin made in Taiwan? What makes that official? If a cross works against vampires, it's not the cross itself, it's what the cross represents. The cross is a symbol of holiness.","Okay, I'll buy that. So we got crosses covered. Moving right along, what else?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14336,"That's against the law, isn't it? I can't wear a uniform anymore.","Wear your uniform and every decoration, and let them despise you, if they dare.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14337,"What if you're wrong? You just said she's the only girl you ever loved, what have you got to lose by calling her?",I did try calling her. A few years ago. She wasn't listed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14338,"In the immortal words of Derrick Coleman, whoopde-damn-do.","Derrick Coleman, he possessed all the talent in the world. Coulda, shoulda been a great ballplayer, but alas D.C. didn't want it bad enough. Delacroix, do you want it? Bad enough to kill for it? Do you want it that much.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14339,I feel much better. Thank you for asking. And you?,"I'm feeling very fit, thank you. How is your bronchitis?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14340,We should leave too.,"There's a group heading south, they said there's a hospital just a couple hours away. I think we should follow them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14341,"I'm sorry, sir. I believe the flight is closed.",Please check. Is it full? Please could you check.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14342,I can't believe they decided you won.,"They didn't. The guys felt it was the only way I'd get a date. Anyway, you're pretty good. You're elite.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14343,"J.J., I want you to get them back their job, Steve and the Quintet.","You mean they've been fired already, on the basis of this crude smear?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14344,"When I came back, I knew more than anything else that I wanted to be a fireman.",Then why did you quit?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14345,You and Suzie used to come out here together?,"Yeah, sometimes. Lots of the kids hang out here. You really think something bad happened to Suzie?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14346,You sing and dance?,A little. I just graduated from NYU film school. Cinema studies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14347,"Sure you're going to be okay? I mean, if you're having second thoughts, my offer still stands.","Thanks, Mickey, but I need to get out, you know? Get away from all of this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14348,"Oh, it's just marriage in general you're not enthusiastic about, huh?","No, marriage is all right for Harry, and Marty, and Sam and you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14349,"Sheila, you're going to far! Those are YOUR children!","Yes! And I will not allow my children to be ruined by smut! I am sorry young man, but I have had it up to here! Strap them in!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14350,You're talking like Boris Karloff! It's movie dialogue!,"David, please believe me. You will kill people, David. You've got to stop the bloodshed before it begins.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14351,Do bullets really bounce off you?,Only when somebody shoots them at me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14352,"What can you do with four daughters, I asked myself, A string quartet was all I could come up with. They hated me for making them learn.",And now we're glad you did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14353,"And, uh, a case of apricot brandy and you buy the lunch.",Two cases. And dinner when you land.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14354,She came again today. She wanted me to ask you if you would not break your rule and operate. She feels you are her only hope.,"So she told me. I'm a teacher, not a practitioner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14355,"Fuck you, Lex! This whole thing wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you jinxing us. I just made an honest mistake.","Oh, I'm sorry, Trip. What you made was a big, brainless, pile of horse shit. No offense.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14356,"If you like them, they're for sale. Another day like yesterday and half the collection will be on the block.",I've read about the Museum's financial troubles.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14357,Just give me some time to let Lila down easily. She's a really nice girl and I don't want to hurt her more than is necessary.,"You hurt me, you know, when you made Nathan's Choice. Does that not even matter to you, you pig?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14358,I'm offering a half a million dollars worth of white for two hundred thousand. How difficult can that be?,"It's difficult because you're sellin' it to a particular group. Big shots. Fat cats. Guys who can use that kind of quantity. Guys who can afford two hundred thousand. Basically, guys I don't know. You don't know. And, more important, they don't know you. I did talk with one guy who could possibly help you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14359,"Why?! I did all those things! Hell, I even built the props.","And you did a bang-up job, too. But you don't want other producers to know that's you in drag. Trust me. It's a career killer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14360,"Preacher, go on down and get me some breakfast, will ya? Egg sandwich and a cup of coffee. You want something, Charlie?",Now wait a minute. You're coming with me. You're gonna eat breakfast at the hotel. Pool game is over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14361,"What's wrong with your leg, Daddy?","Got it hurt in a dynamite blast, son. The dirty dogs had no more use for me, so they let me have time off my sentence, and let me come home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14362,"Hey, come on pal we're in classes all day. That's one thing about Harvard never seizes to amaze me, everybody's talkin' about school all the time.","Hey, I'm the last guy to want to talk about school at the bar. But as long as you're here I want to ""seize"" the opportunity to ask you a question.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14363,"You didn't beat me. You ignored the rule of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.","Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, is it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14364,"What'd you fight, middleweight?","Light to super-middleweight, as my body developed. You go about what, bantam?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14365,"It sounds like a farm to me. Calling it a dairy establishment, that's just trickery and flummery.","Trickery and flummery or not, she's going there tomorrow on the bus! It's settled! And I must say we've been more than fair to you, Rose, it's pretty selfish and mean hearted of you to sit there and cry like that!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14366,"Better bring the check now, in case the joint gets raided.",Who's going to raid a funeral?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14367,I want to be put on this case.,You know I can't assign you to this. You're much too close to it. You were much too close to Sam. The department will take care of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14368,"And this trip to the valley. I can't imagine why I'd allow you to drag me down here. Why, we don't know anything about these people. We're not even armed!","They're very nice people, except that they've got horns.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14369,"I'm not feeling very well, Larry. I say we go back to the hospital and call it a night.","You have no sick time, Frank. No time of any kind. Everyone knows that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14370,There's a Lisa Shermer living just sixty miles west of here. Over the Indiana border. I'm going.,We need you here. I can bring her in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14371,I'm up against a deadline.,"Me, too. I'm getting married tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14372,Maybe we should give him another sedative.,"Problem is, there aren't many volunteers. He's already had enough to sink a battleship. You have a pin, just in case?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14373,Doesn't the heat bother you?,"Yeah, but I like the sun. I grew up on a reservation. The sun, the desert, they were like a religion to us. Jake's the same way. He loves the desert. I guess we're alike that way. That's about the only way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14374,I am afraid of nothing.,Then why hide behind a mask? You are ashamed!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14375,I just haven't seen you like this in a while. I'm used to seeing you more sedate.,"Well, I've had it up to my ass with sedate! You said you and me was gonna get outta town and, for once, just really let our hair down. Well, darlin,' look out, 'cause my hair is comin' down!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14376,I still don't understand why you keep her around.,"I told you, man. She my fine little surfer gal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14377,Hi. I got soaked.,There's a towel in the bathroom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14378,"You stand someplace else, man. You stand someplace else. This is our corner. You don't fucking own it!",Yes I do. My family owns it. It's ours. You don't belong here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14379,Will I be able to walk?,"Of course you will. And your arm will be fine, too. Your shoulder was dislocated pretty badly, but I finally popped it back in there. But what I'm most proud of is the work I did on those legs. Considering what I had around the house, I don't think there's a doctor who could have done any better.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14380,You didn't cook breakfast?,Did it yesterday. Franks and beans.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14381,"My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap. But do you?!","He said he understood, but I could see in his eyes that he didn't. He was lying to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14382,"Trust me Huey, this picture will be worth a thousand words. Now have you given any thought to that Peace and Freedom Party thing? They really want to hook up with us. Do a rally together. Hell, it'd broaden our base of visibility.","Yeah, but aligning with white organizations? I'm not sure now's the time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14383,You strike me with words as hard as steel.,"They are not weapons, my friend, but truths. You betrayed the Duke, stole his wife and took his castle. Now no one trusts you. Lot, Uryens, your allies will turn against you. Give me the child, Uther. I will protect him. Go back to your war tent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14384,I don't see how you can eat that stuff with all those insides it's made out of.,I reckon it tastes pretty good to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14385,Hundred and Sixty First Street? That's Yankee Stadium.,"Hell, yes, Yankee Stadium. Bombers are playing a double-header against the Red Sox.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14386,"Vincennes, is there someplace you'd rather be?","Yeah, Cap. Back in Narcotics.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14387,Dinner? Dinner's difficult. A phone call?,Too impersonal. They have to meet face-to-face.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14388,"Thank you for calling me Taylor. Dr. Zaius, I know who I am. Who are you? How did this upside down civilization ever get started?","You may well call it upside down, since you occupy its lowest level. And deservedly. The eastern desert has never been explored, because we've always assumed that no life can exist there. Save yourself, Taylor. Tell me, is there another jungle beyond the Forbidden Zone?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14389,How much to get a permit to carry?,"Well, you're talking big money now. I'd say at least five grand, maybe more, and it would take a while to check it out. The way things are going now $5,000 is probably low. You see, I try not to fool with the small-time crap. Too risky, too little bread. Say 6 G's, but if I get the permit it'll be as solid as the Empire State Building.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14390,"Oh, yeah. So what're you gonna major in?","Well, State's got a good business school. And I can probably walk onto the lacrosse team. Green peppers?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14391,"We reconvict, your man's looking at 25 years on two counts, served consecutively. So what I'd like to ask, Ed, is are you joking?",I never joke about waiving a client's Sixth Amendment right to trial.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14392,Of course. I shouldn't be over here at this hour.,That's right. And I'll see you in the morning in the lobby. Do you mind waiting outside for the taxi?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14393,I owe you. since I goofed up this one.,"You didn't goof it up, but. you still owe me one. I want to sneak in tonight. It's Friday. Do you have a date tonight?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14394,How did you know that man you bumped was carrying a weapon?,Probably the army jacket. Those guys carry hunting knives and stuff for show.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14395,"My ex-boyfriend was about his height, but he was much bulkier. He could bench two-fifty, three hundred easy.","I do about three-fifty, four.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14396,"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.","Yes. I put that dress away. When the Germans march out, I'll wear it again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14397,I don't want to hit you in the stomach!,You're not gonna hurt me. Just hit me in the stomach.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14398,Start pulling it apart! We're climbing down on it.,This rope is sixty years old!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14399,Those boys never did have good luck.,"You damn right they didn't, especially Emory, my cousin.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14400,"Bob, I've got nightmares.",You'll probably have them the rest of your life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14401,This is supposed to be years away.,"As far as the public is concerned, it is. The reason you got fired, and I got my second demo into production, is I'm a lot smarter than you. I never give my best stuff away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14402,What now? Writing about it in your journal won't help.,It's a letter to my father.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14403,But we can live without taking human life. It's possible.,Anything is possible. But just try it for a week. Come into New Orleans and let me show you some real sport!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14404,It happened after I talked to you. I do not like coincidences!,And I don't like paranoid accusations! I'm a journalist. Think. Use your head. How do I operate as a journalist by screwing the people who could provide me with information before they provided me with it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14405,"Rich? I have an inheritance. It's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. That's exactly what it'll cost me, minus about five hundred bucks, to go all the way through med school. This is what I'm doing with that money. I could have done anything I wanted. I could have expanded my wardrobe, substantially.",Instead you're going to bust your ass for five years so you can be broke?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14406,I thought you said you didn't have a church wedding.,"Well, we were all set to, but there was a complication.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14407,"In every exhibition room. The museum's divided into five cells. The reception and exhibit are in cell five. We could arm the motion detectors in cells one to four, then seal the perimeter with our fire doors.","That would leave one exit for hundreds of people. You'd be violating every fire regulation on the books. We'll guard the perimeter with my men and engage the motion detectors in the other cells. One more question. I see a big hole. If this entire thing is run by computer, what happens if the power fails?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14408,"John, if you don't throw me the keys, then I'll just walk away. Walk away and leave you here.",Walk to where? We're fifty miles to the nearest town. It's going to be over one-hundred degrees today. How far do you think you're going to get?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14409,"I did not conduct at at the rally, I conducted on the evening before the rally.","That sounds like the small print in one of our insurance policies, Wilhelm. And what about April 19, 1942? The eve of Hitler's fifty-third birthday, the big celebration. You conducted for Hitler, didn't you? Was that in keeping with your view that art and politics have nothing to do with each other?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14410,We had a deal.,We had a deal before you and your friends became the new poster boys for crime.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14411,I've hired you to help me start a war. That's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.,"I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14412,"Sure, if it was really him. But it isn't that simple. Jimmy's body died a long time ago. And his soul is long gone, and all that's left is that ravening, hungry spirit in the blood that soaked into the house itself, I suppose.",But how do you know? Maybe he just wanted to see us? And now he's gone again. And you've all killed my father for the second time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14413,That depends. How do the Fu-Cang-Long usually kill their victims?,"They'll probably torture us first, shock our privates, then put two bullets in our eyes and one in the back of the head.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14414,I'm sorry. I'm sorry I forgot the tent. I don't think I forgot anything else.,I bet you didn't forget the bachelor party checks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14415,You want anything special for dinner?,"No, Thelma, I don't give a shit what we have for dinner. I may not even make it home for dinner. You know how Fridays are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14416,I'd like to see your friend's face when we tell him. He doesn't sound like much of a detective.,"Don't be too hard on him. He's a steady worker. I wish he'd get there, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14417,Don't worry. In a few seconds you won't feel a thing.,Puking on yourself in midair is not a good death.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14418,"But, you do come from a military family?",I have commanded the Rhode Island Militia for a year now. My father is an ironmaster. As was I.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14419,I'll need a room over there that faces this way. How much a week?,Only rents by the month. Two hundred and fifty for the two of them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14420,What's wrong with oxygen?,"It's a corrosive gas. On earth, it makes a half-eaten apple turn brown and puts the ugly, iron rust on an Oldsmobile. At a pressure this low, oxygen becomes toxic. Breathe it down here, and it'll do to your dick what it does to the Oldsmobile.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14421,Are you okay in there?,"Yeah, I'm okay. Haven't hit bottom yet. Definitely a column of warm air rising. It keeps the shaft clear of dust.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14422,"Mulder, this is going to take some time, and somebody's going to figure out soon enough we're not even supposed to be here. I'm in serious violation of medical ethics.","We're being blamed for these deaths. Scully, I want to know what this man died of. Don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14423,She's in a wheelchair?!,"Don't look so shocked, it's been a long time. I bet you've changed a lot over the last twelve years, haven't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14424,Suppose he doesn't come back again?,He will. All his things are still piled on the bed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14425,"I was one of those silent, listening children. Glued to the shadows.","I was all noise. Played the radio loud. Battled constantly with my brother and sister. Here I am, world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14426,They think I'll make friends if we move. Just move and everything'll be roses and sunshine.,But you don't think that's a solution.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14427,Proud? Any jerk with a gun can kill someone.,Quite true. Hand-to-hand combat is the true test. Did you ever slay anyone hand-to-hand?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14428,"There are four auto graveyards like this one in the other boroughs, handling about a thousand vehicles a month. Those that aren't claimed are auctioned here once a month.",Just for mistakes of parking?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14429,I know it must of been a bad experience. But it doesn't sound like it was your fault.,"Well, I didn't mean to electrocute him. But the whole operation was my idea.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14430,Let's hope so. Once you come out and okay everything I'll give Caitlin the sign that she can bring the painting on over.,It's rolled up in the tube on the floor back there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14431,"Paul, I just want you to know that no matter how this turns out, you've run a wonderful campaign. It's been fun competing with you.","Yeah, you too, Tracy. I'm just glad it's over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14432,You'll get some sleep on the couch out there?,Sure. I'll try. And we'll talk in the morning?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14433,"It has been three weeks since I ""fired"" her. Is there no way to get rid of this girl? Are we stuck with her for life?","She can't get a job, it's a depression. And we can't just throw her out on the street.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14434,"No. This is a dangerous game, you're playing, Damaskinos.","Any game worthy of being played is. One must be patient. In this way, I have outlived my enemies. All of them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14435,I'd call it stupid at any time.,"Well, that's just how stupid I am. When you go riding, it will be with me. And if it's with someone else, you can make it a permanent arrangement.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14436,Donnie is experiencing what is commonly called a daylight hallucination.,You're telling me my son has an imaginary friend?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14437,We can't just walk out on her without saying goodbye.,Since when? Usually you leave 'em with nothing but a kick in the teeth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14438,"Why do you do it? I mean, with all this seize-the-day business, I'd have thought you'd be out seeing the world or something?","Ah, but I am seeing the world, Neil. The new world. Seeing a student like you take root and bloom. It's worth everything. That's why I came back here. A place like this needs at least one teacher like me. Did you come here to talk about my teaching?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14439,"My dear fellow, the language is not finally the point. Do you really think that subject is quite appropriate for a national theatre?","Why not? It's charming. I mean, I don't actually show concubines exposing themselves. It's not indecent! It's highly moral, Majesty. It's full of proper German virtues. I swear it. Absolutely!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14440,"I didn't trust her. All that blood on the sheets. She may look sweet, but she could be a wolf in sheep's clothing. Something's weird.",That dude was torn limb from limb. No way a woman like that could have done it. You never seen blood on a chick's sheets from her period?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14441,"When I grow up, I'm going to go to Mhravitch.",It's rather a disappointment these days. It isn't there any more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14442,Why do you need a chain like that?,That's a good question. What is it about fences? Sometimes a locked chain makes people on both sides of the fence just a little more comfortable. Why would that be?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14443,"We shouldn't have been here, Epps. There is a war going on!",This is miles from the battle lines. They were probably deserters.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14444,"He's not comin' in. Not to get bounced off a job, anyway.","He had his chance and all he did was shoot up a rooming house. Made a lotte noise and woke up a few cops, but didn't hit nothin'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14445,"Jake, you're the one who said you could get down to 155! What did I do, pull it out of the fuckin' hat?","Well, sometimes you shouldn't listen to me! Now I don't know if I can make it down to 155. I'm having trouble making 160, and without telling me, you sign me for a fight at 155 pounds. And if I don't make 155, I forfeit $15,000! You're supposed to know what you're doin'. You're supposed to be a manager!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14446,Oh they'd never let me do what I want.,I get final approval. It's in my contract.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14447,"And you think he'll be in a fit state to resurrect, after thirteen years?","If he was just a man like me, then no. But he's not.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14448,"My people have a strict policy of non-interference with other cultures. In fact, it's our Prime Directive.",Your directive apparently doesn't include spying on other cultures.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14449,Look at this. An ambyloid reovirus protein. That explains why the computer's confused. The plant's infected with a virus.,That's not so unusual. Many plants carry viruses. Like the burls on Maple trees.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14450,"Marvin, I need you to hold on. There's officers positioned and waiting to move in a block away.",What the fuck are they waiting for? That motherfucker cut off my ear! He slashed my face! I'm deformed!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14451,How the hell did you get into the building?,"What do you mean, how'd I get in? I pushed the door and walked in. What do you think?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14452,You haven't told me where we're going.,"Haven't I? To the airport, if you could.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14453,I thought you were watching him.,"We were, and we lost him. He walked into a strip bar sometime around three thirty and never came out. The bar was on Ninth, less than a mile-and-a-half from where Louis was found dead. It looks like Louis's friend shot him twice at point blank range.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14454,I want to believe.,"If you believed, you wouldn't be walking around with a handgun in your belt. What does that tell me? You want to make the night come down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14455,I hear you. How many days a week do you rehearse?,Two days. An hour or so.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14456,"Ha ha ha. You are funny. Really, how much will you be needing?",All of it. As much as you've got. A couple thousand pounds. I'll be back in a week with a plane.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14457,Had you talked to him much lately?,"Just once. 'Guess I was worried we didn't have anything to talk about, since work was off-limits. Non-disclosure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14458,Maybe she found him like that.,That's the story she'll be telling the jury. We just have to prove it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14459,"Ah, my dear Madame de Montesquiou, you have no idea what happiness it brings me to see this child, at last. I was told the very idea of such a visit would too much distress the Empress.","I am delighted to be of service to you again, Your Highness. And I can tell you, my instructions came directly from the Emperor, with a caution to be discreet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14460,This is a very good inn. Shall we stop for dinner?,"This may be a very good inn for Germany, but it would not pass in old Ireland. Corbach is only a league off, let us push on for Corbach.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14461,You like Huey Lewis and the News?,"They're okay. Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste. But then Sports came out in 1983, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14462,Then how come she never said anything like that to me?,"Maybe she didn't feel like she should have to. Maybe she felt like if you'd been paying any real attention to her to start with, maybe you would've noticed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14463,"Sheriff, how many batteries and what size did you find on defendant's boat?",Two D-6's. That's the kind his well was fitted for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14464,"I can't believe you're still angry with me, Jack, after all this time.","I'm not angry, Richard. In fact, I'm completely relaxed. Thing is, I can't tell if it's the fish that're cooling me out or all those uncut diamonds on the bottom of the tank there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14465,I can't help. I can't help anyone.,"Why, sure you can, Buzz. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14466,"I don't know how to deal with this. It's hellish. Like nothing I ever saw. I'm not trained to deal with a monster, a supernatural creature like that.","It's not supernatural. Mbwun is an animal. Part lizard, part human, a genetic freak of some kind. Like the half-goat, half-sheep they found last year in the jungles of Vietnam.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14467,Where's he making his big speech?,They haven't announced it yet. All I know is we're in motion for the most watched media event in history.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14468,"Ah, can't stay away from her, can you? Like a moth to a flame.","Guess you'd know about that. You're an entomologist, right? How's business?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14469,She always looked out for me.,And she had private investigators assisting her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14470,I think it would be rather exciting to meet a pirate.,"Think again, Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag, or wears a pirate brand, gets what he deserves. A short drop and a sudden stop.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14471,Did he ever get rough with you?,"Dad, no. But I didn't want any problems, so I decided not to sleep with him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14472,She didn't. That's about all she said. Put your hand up. Good. I think she still loves you. Take a breath and let it out.,Loves me!? She hasn't said a kind word about me in years!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14473,I just told him if he ever gets to Mexico to look us up. I asked him not to tell. I didn't think he would tell anybody.,"Why not?! What's he got to lose? Other than my life's savings, that is. Shit!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14474,Beautiful. You got a beautiful swing.,"Ace got my son, little Nicky, involved with Little League, and it was great.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14475,"Everybody wants him, he's a homicide suspect. It doesn't matter who brings him in, he's gonna name you as an accessory.","That's why A.T.F.'s gotta make the case. I'm their witness. They wouldn't have a case without me. If it's his word against mine, who are they gonna believe?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14476,For the last time Boy! What do those guns mean?,"They mean, pig, that the Black Panther Party declares that if you try to brutalize our community or take our weapons, wee are going to shoot you!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14477,The network is on an intranet. It's a direct feed into our computer system.,Your station won't have any easier time contacting the military than I did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14478,What about the hotel staff obstructing us? Israel's obviously paid off the management.,"Tampering with a witness extraction of this magnitude makes everyone indictable at the federal level. Trust me, we won't any problems with the hotel staff. You show 'em your ID with the letters ""F.B.I."" in all caps and it's instant compliance. I've seen in happen a hundred times.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14479,Why else would they approach us in this way? It's deniable. The Soviets have done nothing but lie to us. This could be more of the same.,"That may be why Khruschev's introducing this guy. We've been burned by his usual players in the formal channels, so he brings in an honest broker.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14480,I'm doing what any man would do if he'd been offended. I'm beating you up.,You stupid punk! You don't even know what you're fighting over!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14481,Wow. Did he go to jail?,He fled. They still can't find him. My mom and I had to change our names and stuff. I thought Gretchen sounded kind of cool.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14482,I've never seen him. I don't believe there is a keeper of the files.,He's usually in the storage room sorting things out. He can't close the file on a case until he has the concluding report.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14483,This SWAT guy might be a good idea. He may be able to take a little pressure off you. I worry about you.,"You worried about me, too? The chief's worried about me. Solis is worried about me. Maybe you guys should start some kind of organization.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14484,"At 7:30 Sunday morning? It's not exactly fresh blood we're sniffing here, boss.","Old stains, Bill, but just as telling.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14485,You don't believe in God anymore.,"Agnostics don't believe or disbelieve, Ma. We just don't pretend we know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14486,Hi Miss Dunlop. Where do you keep the old town papers?,They're all on microfiche. What year are you looking for?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14487,I need to see you.,"Jesus, man, you look terrific. You must have put on twenty pounds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14488,"Listen you stupid fuck, I want my car.",Take it. As soon as I get my money. Fifty dollars for an almost new gasket. You don't know what kind of a deal you're getting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14489,Hello? Is this me? I'm Trip. Am I on the air?,"I should hang up on you right now, but you're the right caller so answer quick or get your battleship sunk. What are the names of the four members of KISS?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14490,"In any case, you've got to recover Chimera and bring it to us.","In order to do that, I've got to figure out how he plans to make money with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14491,"Why don't we just do his job then, so we can do our job, and get the fuck out of here.",Do his job? I'm not a cold-blooded killer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14492,"Hey, listen, how about you take me to meet this Mister O'Diddle bird right now?","Well, Joe, you're a nice guy, and I'd be doing you both a favor, but why? What'm I dragging my bum leg all over town for? It's no picnic and what for, for myself, what?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14493,He and his love are like a retiarius. Do you know what a retiarius is?,He's a kind of gladiator who fights with a knife and a net and doesn't wear anything but a jockstrap.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14494,"This is my wife, Stanzi. I've been sick, but I'm all right now. Aren't I?","Oh yes, sir. He's all right. And he's working on it very hard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14495,My name is Jason Nesmith. I'm an actor. We're all actors.,"Our dimwitted friends don't understand the concept of acting. They have no theater, no imagination these scientists.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14496,Were you also the one who painted the statues?,"Oh, yes. How did you like that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14497,Can I get out to Flower Street from here?,Sure. Go down past the bar. Take you right out there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14498,"It's my birthday. I'm seventeen years old as of forty-seven minutes ago, and I think I should celebrate having made it this far.","Hey, hey. Happy birthday. Why didn't you tell me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14499,"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence.","You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14500,"Pilot Trainee Ibanez reporting for duty, ma'am.","Take the number one chair, Ibanez. Follow all instructions of you supervisor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14501,We're taking the body back to Portland and there's not a thing you can do about it.,"Maybe not a thing, but maybe two things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14502,"Oh my God, he just opened his mouth and swallowed that spit.","That turn you on there, RuPaul?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14503,I saw you talking to my Mom.,"We both talked to her, Michael. And your dad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14504,We know you don't want to bring pain and misery to your friends and neighbors. We'll pray to find you some honest work.,"And we know that, even though most people would call you a leech and a parasite, the lowest slug of humanity! We know that deep down inside, you're probably even worse. And so you truly need our prayers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14505,"Oh, Paul. I'm dying. Does she wind up with Ian or Windthorne? You have to tell me.","You'll know very soon. I'm starting the last chapter. And when I finish, I want everything to be perfect. I'll require three things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14506,That's a load of codswopple. A Great White doesn't fear man. It doesn't fear beast. It's an orgy of food and blood.,I think we can capture it. I'd like to try.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14507,"I'm sixteen, Keri. I should be able to live wherever I want.","And I should have a son who calls me ""Mom"". Looks like we're both shit out of luck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14508,I'd like to drink a bottle of red wine with you and then make love to you and spend the whole night together. And we'd get up in the morning and spend hours lounging around and reading the paper.,And we'd eat Spaghetti-O's in bed from the can.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14509,Check out my ball.,Doesn't look like much. How come those Commos want it so bad?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14510,Why? You got money from Dolores' insurance with the school board. We all did.,It's not enough. For hospital bills. For Nicole.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14511,"Victor, please, don't go to the underground meeting tonight.","I must. Besides, it isn't often that a man has a chance to display heroics before his wife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14512,"Karl, I ain't tryin' to say nothin' bad about you, but why don't you stop Doyle when he gets that way? You're older than him. You're strong, too. My daddy wouldn't let him do that to me and Mama.",That feller's a whole sight meaner than me. He'd just whup the tar out of me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14513,"No, it's like a safety. We are going to have to access the manual controls.",A manual control on a moving torpedo. This day keeps getting better and better.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14514,I'm sure you know Paul's been going to the Silver Creek Lodge for years to finish his books.,"Yeah, I understand he's been up here the last six weeks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14515,"Yeah, a headache. My head hurts. You're making me uncomfortable.","I'm making you uncomfortable. Baking away in a desert in the middle of nowhere facing three-hundred-thousand screaming Iraqis with nerve gas scud missiles, that doesn't bother you. But me making a little noise is driving you out of your skull.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14516,How's the rest of the gang? You seen anyone?,"Well, Sammy's dead. Yeah, fell over in the bed with a chick twenty years younger than him. Had twenty-five grand in his pocket.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14517,"Isn't it ridiculou, coming all the way up here? But, you know, they really are the best.","Then why can't they get these stains out? I mean, can you talk to these people or something? I'm not getting anywhere.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14518,"Your timing is excellent, Mr. Scott. You've fixed the barn door after the horse has come home. How much refit time till we can take her out again?","Eight weeks, sir. But you don't have eight weeks so I'll do it for ya in two.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14519,"You're a hired gun, Deirdre, just like me.",Exactly. And last night I wanted to be with someone who was just like me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14520,What do you do for heat in this barrack? No stove?,"The men here used it for a trap door, so we had to remove it temporarily.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14521,I bet your parents were happy to pay.,I was happy to pay. I inherited the money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14522,I could have made something fancier if a certain someone had let me know that a certain someone was coming for a visit with a certain special friend. Could have made a pork roast.,"It was a surprise, Mom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14523,"Oh, the whole family loved him. Of course, they loved the last guy I went out with, and he strung me along for three years and dumped me.","Really? You see, to me, you shouldn't have any trouble with men. There should be, like, a line behind you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14524,That's okay. I've already had lunch.,You must eat lunch pretty early. It's only eleven o'clock.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14525,That's a violin concerto.,"Yeah, but it's got a great cello break.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14526,"Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.","I didn't know that. See? You are interesting. And call me Chase. By the way, do you have a first name? Or do I just call you bats?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14527,We want you to tell us about last night.,I went to the surface and I collected specimens like I was told.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14528,Why don't you open the shutters and get some sunlight in here?,Somebody jammed the locks with gum.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14529,"You may have known my father, William Starks.","That's right! Goddamn, you're the spitting image. I didn't know he had a son.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14530,"You know, health insurance, dental plan, paid vacation. It's not fun being exploited. Workers have to stand up for their rights.",I'm afraid we'll be working on a strictly freelance basis.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14531,"Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting and proper enough?",We belong in hell.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14532,You gotta go back there and talk to that guy.,"Come on, go back there? I never got paid my expenses for the last trip.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14533,Case daddy don't like me. What if he don't like that I don't got his color hair.,"Pace, your daddy'd love you even if you didn't have no hair at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14534,You could have a great beach house for that.,"Sure you could, in Wildwood, New Jersey. If you sold this, you could have a pretty nice penthouse on Fifth. But you wouldn't have much left over for decoration.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14535,The park dude was missing an arm.,"Poseur was missing a chunk of his neck. And his eyes were open. That always bugs me out. Do me a favor, if some mutherfucker's about to blow me away, remind me to close my fuckin' eyes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14536,Did you break up with Charlie?,"Yeah, yeah. I'm taking a big gamble. I've loved him for a long, long time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14537,I did my homework. Your grandfather was a peach farmer.,My adoptive grandfather. Who knows what my biological grandfather did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14538,You've just said you signed it.,"Yes, I, yes, I signed it, yes. But I, I didn't write that figure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14539,"Well, that's something never happened to me before, you can bet your bottom dollar. Uh, where's the matches, ma'am?","Top drawer. Maybe if you didn't call me ma'am, things would work out better.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14540,"Victor's landlord says an envelope of cash was in the office mailbox each month. He says, quote, ""I never heard a single complaint from the tenant in apartment three-o-one, and nobody ever complained about him. He's the best tenant I've ever had.""",A landlord's dream tenant. A paralyzed man with no tongue.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14541,"You know, all I ever wanted was to measure up to my father.",I spent years trying not to live down to mine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14542,You want to work at Carl's?,"Oh, man, if you could swing something there, I'd do anything for you. I want to work with you guys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14543,"Wait, wait. I'm trying to figure this out. This is like Rona Barrett. Before you become saved, God already knows who you are?","He has to. That's Predestination. If God is omniscient, if He knows everything, and He wouldn't be God if He didn't, then He must have known, even before the creation of the world, the names of those who would be saved.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14544,"Push on this side. Alice, this is Jack, Marcie and Ned. Push.","That's got her. Thanks. I'm Steve Christy. Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake. You got some grubby clothes? Climb into 'em. Alice, see if Bill has cleaned out the boathouse. I want him to start with the canoes. What happened to Brenda?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14545,"It must have been a super effort to get out of bed, Clark.","Well, I'm feeling a lot better, almost chipper. And all because I had a visit from a very good nurse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14546,"So, what does it mean. The ark sank and the sun set?",He's been repeating that since Birdson's exorcism. I looked in every passage in the Bible and there's nothing about an ark or a sunset that tells us anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14547,"Except for the hair color, she looks just like Suzanne?","Well, that's who she is. Cept she can't run away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14548,I left the training early.,Why? You're a Wudan fighter. Training is everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14549,Chewie's right. We must try to save Han.,"There's not much chance, but the bounty hunter's ship is on the East Landing Platform.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14550,I thought you couldn't leave. I thought you couldn't get your car.,I could if I had Jake's money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14551,"Yeah, must be especially tough to take over under these circumstances.","Oh yes. Hollis was the best department head the city's ever had. My goodness, what happened to your nose?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14552,I don't think I've ever seen you before.,"Naw, I don't believe you have. I don't reckon I never been in here. This store didn't used to be here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14553,"After all you did on our farm? You miss it, don't you Jesse?","The war? What, are you crazy? There are things I miss about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14554,"It's jungle rot! This room is making everybody sick! This is your family doctor speaking now. Here, I brought you something else to hang on your wall, for the sake of variety.","""War is not healthy for children and other living things."" How lovely.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14555,Loomis. Folks around here aren't likely to forget your face. At least not cops. So what brings you back here after 10 years?,Michael Myers has escaped from Ridgemont. He's here in Haddonfield.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14556,"If we don't find help soon, Pris hasn't got long to live.","What about your friend, the man who owns this building?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14557,You cannot go alone.,"I'm not going alone. I'll take Gregoire with me. He's a good Hutu, and he wants to impress me now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14558,"You did it, Quickdraw. I'm so proud of you. You were like a ninja. Did I do my part OK?","Babalouey, you were perfect, I could hardly keep from busting up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14559,"I wish we could stay longer, but I have a game.",I can't believe you're a Laker Girl!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14560,I'm a ballplayer. If anyone knows what that means it should be you.,"Well, if all you care about is basketball, why you fucking me? Go fuck Dick Vitale.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14561,"Pleased to meet you, ma'am. We found your trunk. Were you doin' the driven'?",I was at first. Then I was hanging on. Are you going far?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14562,My ears are experiencing a meltdown! I can't hear anything.,"Look, can't you feel the energy? It's tangible energy! The room's alive with positive vibrations!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14563,I was sorry to read about that thing in the papers. And you've quit the force. A permanent physical disability?,"No, acrophobia isn't a crippling thing. It just means I can't climb steep stairs or go to high places, like the bar at the Top-of-the-Mark. But there are plenty of street-level bars In this town.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14564,Something's making that music.,I'm not sure I care to find out what it is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14565,There's no lights back there.,"I told her that. She said she didn't need any. Why don't you join her, man? /Make a little bathroom bam-bam.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14566,There are plenty of traitors and spies running around loose.,"But the code is made up by General Ripper, and he's the only one left at the base who would know the code.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14567,I can tell she's not a killer. You just don't like her cause you have a hang up about menstruation.,"Nah, man. I'm just saying, you should never date a woman who was the last one to see a guy alive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14568,I've arranged for him to work with us.,"That's gonna be tough, because Dixie McCoy's dead. The A.I. flatlined him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14569,It's really too bad you have to miss the Grand Finale.,I thought you liked me being in the audience. Don't you want me to see it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14570,I assume Benes knows how to control it.,"That's right. He wanted us to have the secret, and not them. Which is why they tried to kill him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14571,I remember our big plan was as soon as we got the apartment we were going to trick Daniel Dusentrieb into coming over and then fuck him.,We were such desperate sluts back then.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14572,"I'd offer you coffee, but my assistant is using her vacation time.","Good time, too. Everyone but the bandits seem to be slacking off till after New Years'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14573,"You, an Army brat? I don't see that one at all. Did you join the service as well?","Hell no. My dad was a straight up tin soldier. Somehow he pissed this general off and got himself dishonorably discharged. Had a court martial and everything. The charges were total bullshit, so he was sure he'd get his name cleared, but it didn't happen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14574,So they're airing this tonight?,"Yup. Oh, here's your check, minus my commission. Solid, solid novelty act.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14575,"Do you remember Beethoven? The Beatles? Movies, books, restaurants, friends?","Yes. But not until you mentioned them. As soon as you said those things, I remembered them. And they have associations that make me think of other things I remember. It's like filling up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14576,You guys been holding hands?,Months now. He's been feeding me information on Dmitri.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14577,"Twelve Young, I don't have time for your games. Now answer me or do I have to come out there myself?","I usually don't do calls before coffee. But I think it might do you some good. Twelve Young is here and I'm gonna take care of you, baby. Don't you worry about a thing, yahear, cause Marcus is alive and on arrival.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14578,"I've been thinking about applying for Federal Service, too. Fleet, maybe.",Your father will never let you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14579,"Well, if this is my delusion, who invited you?","I've been artificially implanted as an emergency measure. I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. Quaid, but you've suffered a schizoid embolism. We can't snap you out of your fantasy. I've been sent in to try to talk you down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14580,What is that old building?,"Oh, it's been abandoned for years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14581,Jim Miller and Suzy Donaldson never showed up. I'm a little concerned.,Don't be. They probably decided to explore each other rather than New York.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14582,The army can survive without me.,Then I need you. We all do. Without your victory the men would have no hope at all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14583,"God, aren't they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?","Oh sure. Pilgrims, Indians, tater tots. It's a real party continent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14584,"Shit, we didn't sign in.",So get the hell out of here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14585,She could buy and sell you ten times over.,"She deserves every penny. They pay great athletes a fortune. Well, Marylin Rexroth is an athlete at the peak of her power.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14586,"Once a file's been sent to the Caste, is it possible to recall it for review?",Of course not. Only by a Director of the firm. Who'd want to let in all kinds of riff-raff off the streets?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14587,"One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, signed Austin Powers.","I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14588,What did Bobby Vasquez used to call you?,"Bitch mostly, but he meant it affectionately. You don't have any coke, do you? I love coke and Jack Daniel's.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14589,Don't patronize me! You sent me into a potentially dangerous situation and didn't warn me!,"It worked out alright, didn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14590,Who is this Paxcow? Is he like the boogeyman?,He's a ghost. But he's a good ghost.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14591,"Well, you got your circulation. Now, why don't you let me alone?","Oh, it started as a circulation stunt, but it isn't any more. Mr. Norton wants to get back of it and sponsor John Doe Clubs all over the country. He wants to send you on a lecture tour.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14592,"No, Lil. It's just you can't understand their brand of patriotism.","That's right. I can't understand a man who puts strangers over his family, a man who gives up a good career to become a shiftless inkhorn failure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14593,"One question, Doctor, please! You can't do this! I'm the press, I have rights!!","That's right, you have the right to remain silent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14594,Toon cops worked me over.,"Boy, I'll say. They gave you a real Toon-a-Roo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14595,I hear your show was sold out already. There's a very important collector who's interested in some of your works.,Bring him over sometime. I have some other stuff to show him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14596,I thought we were staying on the reservation.,Yes. Rooms thirteen and fourteen are on Indian land.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14597,"And now? I mean, murders on your set and still you say nothing?","Get real, that would make me a suspect!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14598,Don't thank me. It was entirely Simone's decision. Do you have Simone's check?,"I don't have it on me. Anyway, it means a lot. Have you read the reviews? They're love letters. Listen to this one. ""Simone has the voice of a young Jane Fonda, the body of Sophia Loren, the grace of, well, Grace Kelley, and the face of Audrey Hepburn combined with an angel"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14599,"Well, I've never lived with beauty. You must love working here.","It's a job. I keep banker's hours. I set dinner on the dining room sideboard at six. You can serve yourselves. Breakfast is ready at nine. I don't wait on people. I don't stay after dinner. Not after it begins to get dark. I leave before dark comes. We live in town. Nine miles. So there won't be anyone around if you need help. We couldn't even hear you, in the night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14600,I've been in love with you for years. Remember how you used to visit your sister in the newsroom? And put your fingerprints on my lens.,Remember? I was trying desperately to get you're attention.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14601,"I take that as a great compliment to Sam. I suppose he means to you Paris of, well, happier days.",He does. Could we have a table close to him?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14602,There are no rules! Why the fuck are you doing this? The Nite Owl made you. You want to tear all that down.,With a wrecking ball. You want to help me swing it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14603,"Rick, marriage will be good for you. It's done wonders for me.","True, you're a lot handsomer now. Don't you have enough blood already?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14604,"Oh, that tears it, Mister. I'm gonna bust you up but good. I'm gonna bust you into a million pieces and then bust those pieces up, and then spread them all around. That's what I'm gonna do. You don't know what you're dealing with, Mister. I'm crazy. I'm psycho crazy.","Yeah, I know. You're TNT. Just like dynamite. When you go off somebody gets hurt. All right. Let's do this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14605,"Chauncey, there you are. What are you doing on that leg?","It's fine today, Robert.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14606,I knew Lisa Sherman long ago. It's extremely important that I get inside and try to verify that it's the same woman who lived here.,"I don't give a fuck what your reasons are. You pay me ten dollars, you can go inside. Otherwise, get a warrant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14607,I can still use a gun.,"Just keep it someplace safe, but handy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14608,I think Debbie Klein is a mediocre person with a good body.,Debbie is not mediocre and she has one of the great bodies of all time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14609,"Stop it! Listen to me. Let's just take a second here and take hold of the situation, OK? Let's just review our options here.",We have a dead woman bleeding all over the bathroom. What options? Call the police.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14610,"Hi, Doc. Had a late call?","Yeah. Some clown at Schrafft's 57th Street ate a club sandwich, and forgot to take out the toothpick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14611,"Hey, how's it look up there, big boy?",He can't hear you. He's just a deaf and dumb Indian!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14612,You mean to tell me I can't see my own husband?,That's the way they do things here in Landsdown. I just follow orders.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14613,"So, we find this guy and make a deal with him.",We don't exactly have the best bargaining position.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14614,"Mr. Striker, the passengers are ready.","Thank you, Randy. You better leave, sweetheart. You might get hurt in here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14615,Has it got a wow finish?,I don't know the finish yet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14616,People are talking. They say the Yakuza has a contract out on you.,I hear that shit once a week. Don't worry. Jo Jo Bao loves me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14617,I did. Since when do you go about slipping notes under men's doors?,"Since I stopped being able to get them on the phone. For a man who has nothing to do, you're certainly a busy little bee. Where do you go, these days?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14618,Mr. Boone. He is an interesting friend.,I'd hardly call our yardman a friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14619,"So, you live around here.",Not too far. My folks bought a place over on Elm Street.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14620,Your Ma wouldn't let us leave until we ate something.,That was two hours ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14621,"What are you talking about? You were never an alky, you were a cokehead.","Yeah, well, when you quit blow, you gotta quit the booze, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14622,"Well, now I am sorry. For intruding on you this afternoon.","It wasn't an intrusion. And if it was, it turned out to be welcome.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14623,"Well you look great. Are you married, do you have kids?","Nope, nope. Dodged a few bullets. God, I cannot believe I'm standing here with Mary Jenson.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14624,"It was incredible. The light, the crowd, everything.",Such enthusiasm. Have I told you lately how proud I am of you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14625,Apparently this doctor was unable to cure you.,He told me that my curiosity became unnaturally entangled with my sense of self-preservation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14626,"I mean, you're kind of cut off, aren't you?",That's fine with me. Keeps me out of trouble.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14627,What the hell took so long?,Just had to get the pack unhooked from the line. It didn't seem that long.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14628,Can you ascertain if there's Proloid in his system?,"Not in a routine autopsy, but if we looked at the spinal fluid, there might be a high level of iodine. But it's difficult to know. Whatcha thinkin', Jim?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14629,He's here. Check the bathroom.,I checked everywhere. He's not there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14630,Have you considered a doctor? A psychiatrist?,"Yes. I don't want them. I'm not looking for analysis or drugs. It's too easy to dismiss as some kind of psychosis. It's more than that. I can feel it. I need you, Prof. You're the only one I can talk to.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14631,"Agents Duncan, Mackelway. Anything new?",Just mopping up. Nine bodies in all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14632,I'm used to paying my own bills.,"You proud boy, why didn't you tell me you were having difficulties.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14633,Are you in pain?,"Not exactly, just feel like somebody's been beating me with rubber hoses for about six years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14634,"Well, I ain't sleepy either.",Good. Then have a drink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14635,You can use my car.,"Not a good idea. Someone gets a license number and it all leads back to you. Raymond, you'll steal one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14636,You know Dickson as well as we do. He'll shut the doors before he gives up control.,"All right, let him! I'm sick and tired of hearing about him. If he wants to run the bank, let him do it. I don't want any part of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14637,"Fine, fine. Swell, you just showed me a sight lovely to behold, and I'd like to reciprocate. Listen, you hop aboard my magic carpet and I'll show you sights that you've never seen before.",I'd kind of like to see Grant's Tomb and the Statue of Liberty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14638,"I don't know, he wasn't my case. Why did you escape to Switzerland just before the war ended?",It was because I learned that the Gestapo was about to arrest me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14639,"No, I understand. That's what I want to talk about. I don't know if you know this, Simone, but Viktor and I were married once.",I can't imagine how you ever let a man like that go. I owe Viktor everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14640,"What about Drake, did he ever show up?","No. It's weird, man. Nobody knows where he went.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14641,"The mainstream media. TV, or a newsmagazine.",Right. But Gary's tied-in to a lot of media conglomerates. Have to be careful who we pick.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14642,And Marina? Does she have a problem getting out?,None either. It's bizarre. It's next to impossible to get Russian sweethearts out. Nor does Lee have any problem getting a new passport when he wants to go to Cuba and Russia in '63. A man who has defected once already. It's crazy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14643,"He's not a racehorse, Bud, he's a jumper.",How would I know? I once bet a horse. He went out at ten to one and came in at quarter to five.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14644,Because I knew you'd freak out and probably get so depressed you wouldn't even come on this trip. But then I figured here would be the best place to tell you. We're here to forget about all that shit. We're here to party!,I'm going to be a fucking pariah. Everyone's just going to be holding their breath to see if I'm going to get drunk and make a scene. Plus Tony fucking Levin?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14645,I gave Shakespeare two sovereigns for Romeo!,You did. But Ned Alleyn and the Admiral's Men have the playing of it as the Rose.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14646,I notice you still remember it.,"I'll always remember it. If I hadn't remembered it, I wouldn't have divorced you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14647,"No, I mean it. I think this kid's entitled to a break.","He's getting a break, ain't he? He's front page.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14648,That's quite a story.,"Yeah, I think the Times might be interested, don't you? The Post might have a lot of fun with it, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14649,"If you've got time before you go ""out,"" get me a half-a-cup of coffee, Rose. Not a whole cup, a half-a-cup.","Why, sure, always got time to get you a half-a-cup, and one of these days I'm gonna get you a whole cup and see what happens.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14650,I saw it. Clean through the palm of her hand. Do you think hysteria could do that?,"It's being doing it for centuries. She's not unique, she's just another victim.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14651,It's got a name. Copper Ridge. There used to be a copper mine near here.,Let's see what's on the other side. Maybe we'll find some copper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14652,So. I won't be seeing her? Your clients usually visit me after the settlement.,"Not this one. Not unless her HMO covers plastic surgery, which, incidentally, she does not need.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14653,"Whatever you like. I'm afraid it'll all be too big for you. Are you alright, Clair?","I'm fine. Well, I'm a little stressed. And I've been taking pills to get my weight down since the baby.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14654,You got a great set-up here Yorgi. You really know how to live.,"It's a beautiful town, Prague. It's been good to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14655,Curtis is afraid you'll marginalize us.,We're already marginal. We are saying what no one else has the guts to say. Isn't that precisely our appeal?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14656,"You put up with me, because I can read and write ancient Egyptian, decipher hieroglyphs and hieratic, and I'm the only person within a thousand miles who knows how to properly code and catalogue this library.","Who needs smart women? I put up with you because your mother and father were our finest patrons, Allah rest their souls. Now straighten up this mess!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14657,"Benjamin, I want to apologize to you if that's the impression you got.",Well two minutes ago you told me I wasn't good enough for your daughter. Now you say you're sorry I got that impression.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14658,"Ever since he started reviewing the Broadway theater, nobody in this business has been worried about anything else.",They can send their heartless brilliant boy-critic. There's a much bigger thing going on than tonight's opening.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14659,He still thinks I'm going with him. I'm going to break the news to him tomorrow.,He's not gonna be happy. And your parents can't be too thrilled either.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14660,I hear she was a terror to work with.,She got to be. A dozen press agents working overtime can do terrible things to the human spirit. Hold everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14661,Your prime minsters would argue that such negotiations should take place in Lhasa.,And then they would concede that the times are desperate and we must go to Peking. Agreed. Send Ngabo. Is that all?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14662,"Wolfgang, what is it? Sta calmo, per favore. What's the matter?",It's unbelievable! The Director has actually ripped out a huge section of my music. Pages of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14663,I mean to come to my opera. You are the only colleague who did.,I would never miss anything that you had written. You must know that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14664,Did you call the Zoo?,"Yes, sir. We're in luck. The sick bay's almost empty except for a mauled fox cub, a deer with pneumonia, and a depressed gorilla. The Apes will be hidden from the public. They'll be quarantined. If they want medical attention, it's available on the spot. And the experts can start giving them the once-over first thing in the morning. General Brody's very pleased.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14665,"You been on the farm for quite a spell, haven't you?",Over forty years now. Me and Ray Gibson out there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14666,"I don't really know what happened in Woodsboro, Sid. But I know you don't trust me.","It's not you, Derek. I don't trust myself. I tend to make big selection errors when it comes to men.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14667,"Ma, I'm glad to see you being nice to our Injun friend.",He's a good Christian and he killed Yankees. Jesus told me that made him an all right boy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14668,"Malcolm, they keep calling, threatening us. I'm going crazy, when is this going to stop?",Don't answer the phone. It's all right. It's all right. Nothing is gonna happen to anybody.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14669,Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!,"I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14670,I don't have kids.,You should. Children are a blessing from God. I have four.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14671,"I did that for your own good, fella. Now I'm not going to pull rank on you. When this is over, I'll be happy to step outside with you and settle this thing. Right now my orders are to locate General Ripper and put him on the phone with the President.","Well, you can't do that because he's dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14672,"Why do guys always know how to hit a woman? Right across the cheek, wham, so it feels like your eye is gonna explode. What do they do, take you all aside in high school and show you how? It pisses me off!",Not all men hit. And no one is going to hit you anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14673,Not if you got her into one of those rehab programs.,"I'd never be able to talk her into it. And even if I could, those things cost money. And that's just what I don't have. I'm flat out dead broke.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14674,Something's going on here. You're not telling me something. What the hell's gotten into you?,"I'll tell you what's gotten into me. I don't know you from Adam, right? You come to my office with this bizarro story and demand I look into it. Okay. I said I'd check it out and I did. Now I don't know what kind of fool you take me for, but you have used and abused me, and I don't like it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14675,Yes. I know all they know about the murder. And I'm a great hero. The Tribune said I was shot twice.,I read you were shot five times in the tabloids.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14676,He's coming back for the rest of us. He can't make it alone.,I wonder how far he went. He's gathered invaluable information out there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14677,What are you going to do about this Allende fellow nationalizing our businesses in Chile? You gonna send Kissinger down there?,"We're gonna get rid of him -- Allende, I mean -- just as fast as we can. He's on the top of the list.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14678,"I was thinking perhaps I could be a reader. You employ readers, don't you?","We do. For unsolicited manuscripts. We pay twenty pounds a manuscript. You might get two, maybe three in a week. Can you live on sixty pounds?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14679,"I'm sorry, General. The cellar is empty.",You have cockroaches dancing on tables and you tell me the cellar is empty? Did they drink my whiskey?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14680,"I don't know, but ""it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through."" Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.","It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14681,I just think actors talk too much. Does the world really want to hear your life story just because you've got a movie opening Friday?,"Of course, the only problem with shying away from publicity these days is that it tends to attract more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14682,"Well, I'm not going until I talk to you.",Alright. I'll come out. Just be quiet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14683,I thought you hate that club.,I do. It's a fuckin Persian Palace.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14684,"Well, I'd direct the attention of counsel and committee to line thirty-six of the document, and the name printed and signed there.","We see it. For the record, it reads ""Lucille Angstrom."" What's the point of this?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14685,You don't abandon somebody because they have a physical problem.,Funny. I thought that's exactly what you did. You just don't have the courage to admit it to yourself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14686,You never sang before?,Not for money. With my mother.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14687,"Sebastian, please. I don't want us to end on bad terms.","Well, I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter. You make me sick. You're a hypocrite and I don't associate with hypocrites.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14688,"God, Peggy, you're so unformed you're practically fetal. You're just taking pity on him 'cause he has no friends.","Dolores, can't you be a little kinder to people? You don't even know the boy. If you weren't so neurotic and insecure, maybe you'd shut up for a while and show some compassion.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14689,Rogers Hornsby's worth like four thousand dollars!,"So what?! I've got two of him! And this many DiMaggios and Robinsons. I was holding these out, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14690,Like a party for all our friends.,"Italians, Jews, Irish. One big party. Course, some guys don't get along.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14691,It opens in nine weeks in Tulsa.,"Well, Mr. Weiss, I'm your guy. I work fast, and I'm a deal. I write and direct. And I'm good. I just did a play in Hollywood, and Victor Crowley praised its realism.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14692,I can get 3 Marine Corps Harriers here in about 12 minutes. They're on maneuvers out of Boca Chica.,Get 'em. I'll brief them on the way in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14693,They're nothing but farmers and you're asking them to try to keep a tiger in their backyard. They'd be better off letting it move on.,"They'd be better off, but the cause wouldn't be.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14694,People hate Jews. Do you agree?,They used to. Today it's not an issue.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14695,"Well, Dad asked me to ask you this, about the wedding. Is there any chance you and Kathryn will get married in Amity?",Tell Dad we're getting married in Las Vegas. In one of those chapels. He can meet us there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14696,I didn't expect you back so soon.,"Well, I realized if you're getting married, you're gonna be needing the maid of honor, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14697,"I'm going to be number thirty-two, like Magic.","He's alright, but my dad can take him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14698,I'm Neo-Senephrened out. Think I'm catching a cold.,Better than catching Sean's herpes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14699,You'll stay in this barracks and not a peep out of you.,"Okay, then. Put a guard on me. I want you to put a guard on me. Because if anything goes wrong out there, this time you won't have a patsy. Right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14700,And I want to be with someone who understands the meaning of the word commitment.,I am committed. I love you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14701,"Ah, in other words, this is the apres-orgy salon?","Indeed it is. During the day, visitors prefer to be outside, au naturel. As it were.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14702,"Julie, I'm not the marrying kind. There are things about me you wouldn't understand.",I know you're a dedicated bachelor. That you've had a your wild nights.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14703,My brother says things are going really well between you and Nathan.,I cannot believe how in love I am with this man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14704,I had to smuggle it in here. I guess you're not really supposed to have jewelry.,Or be up past ten or fraternize with other patients.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14705,"Basquiat, those are my best clothes!!! What are you doing?","C'mon, baby, I painted them for you. They're beautiful now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14706,I'm only good at making people laugh.,"That's all right. We all laugh here, but not at you. I'll see to that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14707,"Mommy, could Edward take me to Mrs. Farren's house to give her her present?","Wouldn't it be just the same, darling, if daddy dropped the present at Mrs. Farren's on his way to town tomorrow morning?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14708,He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat.,It would make sense. McConnell hates me. I fingered his girlfriend at the game last year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14709,"Now, Anne, you remember how much it cost to get rid of that baseball player?",You don't seem to understand that this one's different. He has brains.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14710,"C'mon Judge, we got to start somewhere.","Yeah, and I'm gonna start by getting on my feet. Working on things from inside the system.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14711,You want us to give you cash right now?,"Allegedly, what I am saying is your situation will be concurrently improved if I had two hundred sheets in my pocket right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14712,"I woke up naked, too.","Hey, dude, you got a tattoo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14713,May I use the phone please.,"Oh, yeah, sure, help yourself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14714,"Even if that were true, they're not going to come to your house where you're waiting for them.","He's right. They'll do it when you're walking somewhere, make it look like street crime.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14715,How'd you unlock my phone?,I tried your ATM PIN. I gotta kill an hour. Let's grab a beer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14716,I thought you said I wasn't going to see her.,It's just five minutes. She comes in. You wave to the press. She leaves.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14717,And what about work? Have you had any more thoughts about what you'd like to be doing now?,"Well, I've been doing a little independent contracting, some carpentry here and there. Y'know, do-it-yourself-type stuff. I still find it very soothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14718,"I was irresponsible, I should have called.","You bet you should have called. You still live at home. Don't make me call the police at three-thirty in the morning, don't make me call hospitals.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14719,I don't see why any man should get excited when he is asked about his hometown.,And I don't see any reason for any man getting nervous when somebody checks over the figures of his report.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14720,"You're marvelous, Ma. You're just like Father used to be. Do you realize a couple of weeks ago we didn't have enough to eat ourselves?","Well, yes, I know, dear. But these people are in such need, and we have plenty now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14721,We have a Zero Bug attacking all the login and overlay files.,Run anti-virus. Give me a systems display!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14722,"I was buzzing, I was knocking, but I guess you couldn't hear me on account of being in the shower.","Yeah, it was Violet's idea. I was so wound up about Gino, she was trying to help me relax.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14723,It's utterly beautiful. I wish I could be creative.,You are. You have a talent for creating difficult situations.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14724,We've done it before.,"Yeah, from one side of the harbor to the other. But we got half the Bering Sea and the whole Alaskan gulf to drag her over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14725,"Mr. Caiman, I've been doing extra research for you after hours and weekends for nearly a year. And I've never asked for anything, but this job is really important to me. I'm too old to be an assistant anymore. I need to know this job is going someplace.",So have dinner with me tonight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14726,"Oh, couldn't you say something? You have to slither around behind my back!",I'm saying it now!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14727,"I mean, the guy is history as far as I'm concerned. History.",But you can't just fire him. Webb's his brother-in-law. He's County Commissioner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14728,You learned 900 languages in five minutes?!,"Yes! Now it's your turn! I learned your language, you have to learn mine!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14729,"Our guy got into office, probably before the building closed and security tightened up. Gould must have been working late.","I'm certain. He was the biggest defense lawyer around. Infamous, actually.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14730,You know the ancient tongues?,"I know the Bhotani Jib and Chakobsa, all the hunting languages.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14731,"I've told you a thousand facts. That's all I do, Will. I tell stories.","You tell lies, Dad. You tell amusing lies. Stories are what you tell a five-year old at bedtime. They're not elaborate mythologies you maintain when your son is ten and fifteen and twenty and thirty. And the thing is, I believed you. I believed your stories so much longer than I should have. And then when I realized that everything you said was impossible, everything, I felt like such a fool to have trusted you. You were like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined. Just as charming and just as fake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14732,Over forty years now. Me and Ray Gibson out there.,"Forty years. That's a long time for any crime, even murder.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14733,Are you sure they're home? Did you call?,The truck's here. Looks like they've stayed inside since the snow started.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14734,Maybe not. I was a different person then. Does everybody you meet spill their problems on you like this?,Mostly. It must be my face. My mother always said I looked like a priest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14735,"Old college graduate now, huh?","Yeah. Old Joe College Wainwright, they call me. Well, freshman, looks like you're going to make it after all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14736,I don't know the finish yet.,"Well, go on, tell it. Maybe one will come to you as you go along.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14737,You must have some very knowledgeable friends.,"I'm well connected, Roy, Cole introduced me to a lot of people. Very valuable. Valuable for us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14738,"Charles, in spite of your adolescent infatuation with music, we've always regarded you a a fine young man. We've trusted you with our daughter.","Yes, sir. Trust is a two-way street. In the past two years I've been pleased to note that you and Mrs. Kelcher have, uh, fulfilled your sacred trust of being good parents to the, uh, woman I plan to take off your hands.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14739,Italy to Iowa? I'd call that a change.,"Richard was in the army. I met him while I was living in Naples. I didn't know where Iowa was. I only cared that it was America. And of course, being with Richard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14740,There's a million birds here.,In that birch tree is a nest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14741,So this brother of yours is hazardous to the health of your dates?,"Nobody in this town really understands Junior. When I went to family sessions for him I realized he was the sanest one in the family. Actually, he's the only one in this whole fucking town who knows exactly who he is and what he wants.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14742,Do you expect me to believe that your lover brought you here tonight?,"Yes. He brought me in his carriage, and he will call for me at midnight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14743,"I've done my hair differently, do you like that?",When a lady falls in love she does her hair differently.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14744,You took the time to pay the saleswoman.,I had to. I was frantic. I didn't know what to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14745,I guess maybe I won't write that book after all.,Yes. But look at all the fun you had. Mind if I try?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14746,But you hate each other!,What's a little hate between business partners?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14747,"Wow. Why did your parents have so many children? I mean, if they were poor, wouldn't it be better to have just one or two?",It was God's will.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14748,I don't see you coming up with any plans.,"My plan is on his way to Pittsburgh right now. That congenital idiot just got himself a pardon signed by the governor thanks to us, but we can't seem to do nothing for ourselves. Don't you feel a little disgusted right now?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14749,"No motels registered any tan Ciera last night. But the night before, two men checked into the Blue Ox registering a Ciera and leavin' the tag space blank.","Geez, that's a good lead. The Blue Ox, that's that trucker's joint out there on I-35?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14750,"Well, get me and Chris a drink then.","I'll get the drinks, but not here. Let's split. I can't stand this any more, it's murdering my respect for literature.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14751,I'm a teenager. All teenagers are clumsy. It's because we're still growing. We don't know where our bodies end and the world begins.,"The world is going to end pretty soon if you don't learn fast. Look, why not make yourself useful? I'm just about out of smokes. Go around the corner to the Brooklyn Cigar Company and buy me two tins of Schimmelpenninck Medias.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14752,That Black Book is a bunch of bullshit. They got two names in there for the whole country and one of them is still Al Capone.,"Bullshit or no bullshit, they put you in that book, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. You will not be able to walk into the casino. I'm tellin' you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14753,"Yes, I have seen that show on television.","Of course. They would like you to appear on the show tonight. The Vice President was scheduled, but he had to cancel, and they asked if you would be interested.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14754,He's perfect! A baseball player. What could be more American?,"I wish he had a family, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14755,History books are first onto the bonfires.,"If we leave the remembering to historians, then the struggle is already lost. Everyone must have a memory, everyone needs to be a historian. In this country, for example, we're in danger of losing hard-won freedoms by dozing off in a perpetual present.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14756,You mean you never seen a Jack Daniels on the rocks before?,"Sure, I have. But not one with ice in it, that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14757,"Where the hell have you been, Junebug?",I drove to St. Cloud to show Mark and Vanessa the ultrasound. And I wound up staying for a couple of hours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14758,Don't be sorry. Just run over there and get me my pop before I die of thirst.,"Yeah, sure. You got change?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14759,"Dude, what are you doing here?","You killed me, remember? Now I have to hide out here with you. Where have you been?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14760,"The Sergeant discovered this relationship and wanted me expelled. My father interceded, so instead, West sectioned me and made sure every other cadet knew that I was gay.",He couldn't kick you out so he wanted you to quit on your own.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14761,How do you intend to disappear? you're probably the most famous couple in America.,"Well, back in slave times they had a thing called the underground railroad. And we got a whole fan club out there just waiting to be conductors. So, you kids out there, keep the faith. Cause Mickey and Mallory will be comin' to your town real soon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14762,We ain't taking him to a hospital.,"If we don't, he'll die.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14763,"Hell, they'll probably just surrender to us. Probably.","That's if the war is even still going on. Way things were shaping up, it's probably long over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14764,I can't believe we're stealing.,We're not stealing. We're borrowing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14765,"Oh. Well, yes. It's extraordinary. You think you could sign it for us?",Absolutely. You always wonder where your books end up. Why don't we use it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14766,Jesus! What the hell did he do that for? They're Iraqis. Why are Iraqis killing Iraqis?,"Those people down there are Shi'ites. You've got Shi'ites in the south of Iraq and Kurds in the North. Neither of them've got much love for Saddam. Probably figured once the war started there might be an uprising, so he sent his soldiers out to slap them around some.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14767,I wasn't waiting for a bus.,Then why go to the bus station?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14768,"Good argument for gun-control. What are you going after, rhino?","Nah. I just wanna squeeze off a few rounds. 'Sides, they tagged the rhinos for the migration project, so they're protected. They'll dock you a month's pay for just mentioning it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14769,It's still not going to work! They'll detect you upon re-entry in an emergency vessel!,"Who said I'll re-enter in the pod? I got friends out in space, Ryan, friends willing to get me back unnoticed. Thank God for deregulation, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14770,Let me tell you something. Martin Swayzak is going to be this town's next mayor.,Yeah. Swayzak. Humanity's last hope. How can you work for that guy?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14771,"I'm going to Daikanyama, do you want to come walk around?","Yes, but no, I can't right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14772,I'd like to talk to him.,You're welcome to try. There he is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14773,"Well, I, my most unabominable snowman, have been impressed by you. In fact I propose a pairing. So I'm here to set you free.",An enticing offer. But what does the lady want in return?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14774,Get a hot mug of chocolate. First thing I'm gonna do.,"And a slice of pecan pie, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14775,"247 home runs in the minors would be a dubious honor, if ya think about it.","Oh no, I think it'd be great! The Sporting News should know about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14776,"I'm sure you'll excuse me if I am not gracious, but you see, Major Strasser, I'm a Czechoslovakian.",You were a Czechoslovakian. Now you are a subject of the German Reich!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14777,"As Commander in chief, I have ordered our Army to set up defensive positions along the US-Canada border in anticipation of an attack.",What about air strikes?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14778,Would you like a drink?,I'd love one. Whatever you're having.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14779,"Det. Bradford, I'm sorry but we don't allow gum chewing in this house.","Sorry, ma'am. We're investigating obscene phone calls and mail threats to a certain Mrs. Dottie Hinkle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14780,Have you seen my wallet?,It might be in the kitchen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14781,Bad breath? Long fingernails?,"His fingernails are longer, but he always has bad breath.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14782,You want the tapes for yourself. You're going to sell them.,I'm going to retire with a shit-load of money. Find me a small country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the States and live the good life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14783,"The river at this point is the most dangerous on the East Coast. Years ago, hundreds of ships went down here.","If this bridge were in Europe, it would be on every tourist's sight-seeing list.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14784,"Hey, don't take your disguise so seriously.","Uh, yeah. Guess I'm a wee bit nervous. I'm sorry I could only score clergy passports.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14785,You're just like you mother! Always jealous!,"That's why Mom ran away, because you had to control everything!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14786,"You're looking very chipper this morning, Rose. How do you feel?","Perfect, wonderful, good as I ever felt! Except for a big old scar on my stummick, I wouldn't even know I been in the hospital.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14787,Someone else might call it stalking. My dad felt it. He started carrying a gun.,"He kept it in the side table in the front hallway. He showed me. I visited a few times. Then one of Jonas's guys visited. When I arrived, your dad was dying.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14788,You're going to get yourself up and go out?,"Buddy, Mr. Right is out there somewhere and I'm gonna find him!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14789,"I killed Bob Ray Lemon, didn't I?","That was an accident. I bet both our asses Bobby Peru done murdered all kinds of people, and meant it, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14790,"Wow, someone's been actually doing her geometry homework for once!",I don't have a choice. Keith's been grading me really hard lately.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14791,"Gee, I always loved porch swings.",Me too. That's why I put this one up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14792,I can't believe you finally gave me the shirt.,Loaned you. And it's only 'til you get out of here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14793,"Listen, Biederman, I'm going to club you into the floor unless you tell me what the fuck is so important.",That I must not tell you. Top secret. You see there. Topmost secret.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14794,"Tim, you're going to have to let go of the fence. Tim! Get down right now. Get off the fence! Now!","Do as he says! The power's coming back, Timmy!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14795,"What's the matter with you boys? Afraid it might rain? If you want to go, I'll cover this end.","Say, Hildy, if I know you, you sound pretty anxious to get rid of us. Are you trying to scoop us or something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14796,May I ask how much your rooms are?,"Well, gentlemen, I'm afraid our rates are rather high.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14797,You've always had hostility toward David ever since I mentioned him!,David? You call your teacher David?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14798,"Your mother? Jesus, Miles, we were supposed to be up there hours ago.","It's her birthday tomorrow. And I don't feel right driving by her house and not stopping in, okay? It'll just take a second. She's right off the freeway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14799,"Wait a minute, Bruce. Have you got that money?",The five hundred? Sure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14800,"And, you, my dear wife, do you find that I resemble my portraits?","You are much younger, and much more handsome, than your pictures.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14801,So you just brought the old chap out of the crowd for his own good.,"Yeah, but he insisted on us bringing him to the station.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14802,"Tell me, Doolittle, how are the Dodgers doing?","Well, sir, the Dodgers broke up, disbanded over thirteen years ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14803,"I've got a girlfriend, remember?",Right. That's rare around here. You know how nuns' re-married to Jesus? 'Posties are married to Outpost.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14804,Shall we let the people come in?,"Of course, let them in! You're late now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14805,"I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.","I did understand! I understand that you slept with three different guys, and that's all you said.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14806,"You know, you're not just workers, you can be whatever you want to be! Look at Z! He started as a worker, then he became a soldier!",That's right! He slaughtered hundreds of termites single-handedly!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14807,You think you're gonna last all summer?,I'm not sure I'll last all week. I'll tell Steve.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14808,Real diamonds. They must be worth their weight in gold. Are you always this generous?,Not always. But I want you to know I'm very grateful for what you did for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14809,Will they consider this a violation of his probation?,"They do consider this a violation of his probation. Your boy's looking at ten years, plus the concealed weapon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14810,I like my life. I'm a free man.,"Sure you're free, for now at least. But how long before you're just alone? Pathetic and alone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14811,Put down the gun and I'll take your statement. Okay?,You're the boss. Just don't make me repeat myself. I hate that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14812,"Yeah, God she really does have great tits, great tits. I can't wait to work with her.",The camera loves her. A great actress.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14813,What's wrong with my life?,"From all I've heard, just about everything. Your singing career seems all but nonexistent, and your married lover wants you dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14814,"Our guest today is Pierre Delacroix. He is the creator of the highly controversial TV show Mantan. Let's get right into it. You have been called by some in the community a traitor, a sellout, an Uncle Tom. Why does your show generate such feelings?","Because race has always been a sensitive issue in this country. Gary, I have no problem with people disagreeing with the show, it's when folks start trying to mess with my inherent right as an artist, that's when I get mad. No one, in any way, shape or form should be censored.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14815,"I told you, I've already lived my life. I don't know how or why I'm here, but you have to help me get back. I want to get back to my real life!","All right, I'll work on it. I'll do some research. But in the meantime, don't get crazy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14816,"Prior to your marriage, what was your profession?",I was a hostess. For Trans-World Airlines.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14817,"Otis, you crazy dog! Otis, are you in this God forsaken Canyon? My people are very hungry.","I just did a movie about Bob Yar. I played Gittle, the Jewish milkmaid who gets shot in the head, and they used Shostakovich's 13th Symphony.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14818,I just believe in giving credit where credit is due. And I believe that I'm the impetus behind your failure to wed.,"If I'm so nuts about you, then why am I having sex with an Asian design major?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14819,He feels terrible about those things he said to you in school.,"He should. Four guys hit on me today, and not because they find me intellectually stimulating.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14820,Could you please do me a big favor? In the first chapter the author mentions his three rules of chess. Could you look and tell me what they are?,"Of course. Yes, here it is. Why, they're all the same.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14821,I see the emperor's little boy has finally caught up with the army.,Let's hope he doesn't start giving orders.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14822,Can I have one of your cigarettes?,You haven't smoked in two years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14823,Don't you realize how much I wanted to be you in high school? Just for one minute to feel what it was like to be popular?,"Come on! It's not that hard. All you need is one person. Once the right person thinks you're cool, you're in. Everyone else will be too scared to question it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14824,I've always had a weakness for folk dancing.,"She might get away with that act here, but she'd never make it in a real nightclub.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14825,"Chauncey, where have you been? I was afraid you got bored and left, or that you were with some mysterious woman.",No. I was with a man. We went upstairs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14826,They probably think my book is such a piece of shit that it's not even worthy of a response. I guess I'll just have to learn how to kiss off three years of my life.,"But you don't know yet, so your negativity's a bit premature, wouldn't you say?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14827,Well you own a lot of land.,"Not anymore. Oh, some time ago, my late husband owned a good deal of beach property in Long Beach, but we lost it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14828,"Yes, shaking hands. I don't take a very good picture, though.",It doesn't matter. The publicity's the main thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14829,"You own a hotel, sir?",The Bismark in Chicago. You familiar?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14830,Can you build a house in four months?,I can die trying.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14831,"What do you think, I'm blind? My brother's breaking his ass in a ring, and you're here with his wife.","Hey Joey, I'm here with Patsy and Vera and Sandy. And Vickie just happened to come along. We're just trying to have a good time. What do you want from me? So why don't you just take it easy before this gets out of hand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14832,"David, before we go in there I want you to know that - no matter what happens to us - it's your fault.",I assume full responsibility.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14833,Just saying it's not hard to end a life.,There's a big difference between the most popular girl in the school and dead sperm.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14834,I bought you a lot of new things.,"Yeah, well, I think I'll stick with what I've got.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14835,He's totally unstable. He'll make a mistake.,He hasn't so far. I'm the one who can make a mistake. That's what scares the shit out of me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14836,"Wladek, stop that. It's over now. Just be proud it happened. My God, did they put up a fight.","Yes, so did the Germans.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14837,"Yes, mitotic, pupils should be constricted.",These are dilated. Take a look.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14838,I didn't mean to open up any old wounds.,"It never healed. I called her a lying bitch and everything else and I hung up on her. ""Click."" You don't exist.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14839,Then why not a meeting of all the Chiefs of State?,"Believe me, you don't understand. They wouldn't sit down at the same table.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14840,Yes. I was boiling some water to get the coffee stains out of my dress.,"You turned it on, but you didn't light it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14841,Hi Lenore. It's me. I got you back. Courtesy of Star 69. Are you hurt?,They dragged me downstairs. I thought they were going to kill me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14842,I work with Ramada. We're doing some pictures together.,"Well, next time you talk to him, tell him to pay his actresses more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14843,"We don't get the power back, our air's gonna go bad.",Check the Core for radiation. Carbon dioxide may be the least of our worries.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14844,"How do you know I am playing? Well, the clown is always harmless. Isn't that right? And how did you ever get to know me so well? The last we spent any time together I was fourteen. I think you know me better than my father. He's going to die, isn't he?",I don't believe that. He's got the best doctor in the world and a will of iron. You know we're preparing for a full-blown invasion of Germany?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14845,"The Katra ritual is meant to deposit Spock's consciousness in the Hall of Ancient Thought, not in his body.",But we have Spock alive! That's more than we bargained for!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14846,Are there snakes out here?,They hear you comin'. They won't bother you. Just don't sneak up on 'em.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14847,Are these men considered armed and dangerous?,"Well, not armed. If they had guns, they'd have used them. But dangerous? Oh yeah.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14848,I don't love him. I love Ronald.,"So? Don't you want to make Ronald a happy pappy? Practice makes perfect, Cecile. My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14849,"Naw, I don't believe you have. I don't reckon I never been in here. This store didn't used to be here.",It's been here seventeen years. Did you live here before or something?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14850,"Oh, come now! You threw a time bomb.",How could I have had a time bomb? They searched me when they took me prisoner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14851,"Objection, your honor! Counsel is harassing the witness.","Your honor, I'm only examining the man's employment record. He pretends to fitness when he cannot hold a job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14852,No. I only saw his back. He went down another stairwell at the end of the hall.,"I didn't get a good look at him either, but he sure looked at me. I didn't have time to get a window, but I found this key. Pretty nifty, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14853,"I never used to think I'd do something like that, but now I'm not so sure. You ask me, nine weeks just ain't long enough to get a guy to fall in love with you.","That don't justify trying to trap a boy by getting pregnant, Lynette! Nothing justifies that. I can't believe you're even thinking like that. I mean, that's really backward.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14854,We write them down because sooner or later you're going to remember something good.,I do remember something good. All the time. I remember you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14855,Andrew Marsh was a very wealthy man. A trial like this is going to put Cardenas in the spot-light.,We've already got press arriving from over the country and she hasn't even been charged yet. Cardenas wants to see her in his office tomorrow at ten. I'd like you to go with her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14856,I want to be baptized.,"Baptized? Well, get baptized then. I don't give a shit. Call a fuckin' preacher, goddamnit! I can't baptize you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14857,You never dated Kathy Reynolds!,"Not officially. Her and Steve Kendall were pinned at birth. But I was crazy about her. And for about three months, I managed to catch her during her ""exploring"" stage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14858,"Dr. Milo, please don't call my wife mad.",I did not call her mad. I merely asked her if she was. And I repeat the question. Are you mad?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14859,Is the war worth it? Is it worth a one-term presidency? Because I think right now that's what we're looking at.,"I will not go down as the first American president to lose a war! Going into Cambodia, bombing Hanoi, bombing Laos, it buys us time so we can get out and give the South Vietnamese a fighting chance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14860,This is the official composite of the three precogs?,That's right. It's a combined data stream based on all three previsions.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14861,"Mister McMurphy, the purpose of this meeting is therapy. Group therapy.","Yeah, yeah, the hell with that crap! The World Series is goin' on right' now an' that's therapy also!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14862,The 'maze'? You mean the air ducts?,"Yeah, you know. In the walls, under the floor. I was the ace. I could hide better than anybody.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14863,I presume it's a sword.,A claymore to be exact. You wouldn't know anything about it would you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14864,I don't want to go alone. I want you to drive me to Paris. Like we're a couple. Like we're a couple and we're travelling together. That's all we're doing.,And I don't get hurt. I get twenty thousand dollars and I don't get hurt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14865,"My client can't walk, your Honor.","I know full well she can't, Frank. You see the Padre on your way out and he'll punch your ticket. You follow me? I'm trying to help you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14866,"I'm sorry, sir. It's thirty dollars for the ticket.","Yeah. Just a little short. Figures. I just wanted to get out, that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14867,"Doctor, how long is it going to take you to pull him out of this?","It is hard to say. Six months, at least. Perhaps a year. It depends to a certain extent on him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14868,You could have had it done. You didn't want us there.,I wouldn't have risked killing you to get you out. I was trying to protect you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14869,We split the money?,"Five million apiece. You get on your plane, I get on mine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14870,"Alvy, let's never break up again. I don't wanna be apart.","Oh, no, I think we're both much too mature for something like that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14871,"That don't surprise me. If you're a good observer, you must have observed by now that Frank Burns is a jerk.","On the contrary, I've observed he's not only a good technical surgeon, he's a good military surgeon. And that includes how a man dresses and how he bears himself and his sense of what it means to be an officer in the United States Army.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14872,"My skip-trace turned up two Cecil Stipes. One's in Butte, Montana. Other's at Riverhead Veterans Psychiatric.",I'll take odds on Cecil Number Two.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14873,"Wait a second, I thought we were hamburger guys.","And like every hamburger guy knows, when you get your one big chance at the good life, you abuse every second of it until they figure out you don't belong there and kick your sorry ass out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14874,"But, Daddy, you need me here to help you in the field. Daddy, your leg is hurt. You can't work like you used to. Who's gonna help you!? Who's gonna do the work, Daddy?!","Let me tell you somethin', boy! I don't care if both of my legs was cut off! I can do more work in that field, than you could in a hundred years!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14875,You know Okra asked me to marry him the other evening.,"Hush your mouth, girl. No, he didn't. He cannot be that big of a damn fool.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14876,"For juice, I gotta rebuild. That's not fast.","How about noise? Can you get noise? We don't need speed, just noise, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14877,"Do you have something around back, facing away from the road?",I'll put you in one thirty one. Very quiet. Faces the desert.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14878,"Cole, this was a legal courthouse. Laws were passed here. Some of the first laws of this country. This building was full of lawyers. Lawmakers.",They were the ones who hanged everybody.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14879,We rented a loft in Sunnyvale. You know what's the bad part? We can't talk about work anymore. We're competitors! The venture capitalists made us sign like 100 confidentiality forms.,"Outpost made me sign 1,000. 'Guess we'll find out what else we have to talk about. Life stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14880,Then why are you putting on mascara?,I'm a little tired and it's just a pick-me-up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14881,You see the old woman? That will never happen to you. You'll never grow old. You will never die.,"And it means something else too, doesn't it? I shall never, ever grow up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14882,"Two hundred dollars, make it six thousand crowns?","There's three thousand, and if you don't come through I'm going throw you clean out of that window. Deal?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14883,"Oh yeah, sure, Thelma, that lantern will come in real handy. Maybe we could tow your car behind, in case he steals the spark plugs.",We'd have to. That thing barely makes it down the driveway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14884,"Unity, Captain! Tearing down the walls between us to recognize we are one people. Federation and Romulan. Human and Vulcan and Klingon and Reman. I'm speaking of the thing that makes us the same. We want peace.","I want to end the centuries of mistrust. I want to be your ally, not your enemy. As a first step I propose we eliminate the Neutral Zone and begin a free and open exchange of goods and ideas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14885,"Your body chemistry and your exposure to the elements would normally lead to irritability, depression, anxiety, periods of self-reproach. It's almost like schizophrenia. Different sides of your personality might come to life, speak out, act out.",But all that's behind me. I'm fine now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14886,I thought you were dumping the chick at the truck stop.,I ran into complications.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14887,"Hey, hey, hey. No possibility. You can't stay in here. You can't sleep right next to me.","Funny, the C.O. says I can.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14888,"I don't jog, Mr. Booker. I run.",Lucky for you. The grizzlies around here only go for joggers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14889,Mahogany. I'd say that cost at least a couple hundred. Maybe three.,Three? We should hock it. Buy a C.D. rack for the bedroom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14890,I grew up on Elizabeth. I went to Blessed Sacrament.,On yeah? I went to Holy Name. Where'd you go to high school?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14891,"Hey, why do you need a gun and a vest anyway?","Personal protection. It's a dangerous world we live in, Jimmy, a very dangerous world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14892,"You've stabbed me, man.",You were in my way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14893,"Well, long as you're here you can help clean up a little. I've got a guy coming to look at this in a few minutes.",You're selling dad's boat?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14894,So could you walk on water?,"I could reproduce any miracle that's ever been performed, with a little preparation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14895,"Ellie, get the gun! Try to reach the gun!",I can't get it! I can't get it unless I move!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14896,"I think I should mention, Candy, that Harold does have his eccentric moments.","Oh, yes? Well, that's all right. I've got a brother who's a real cut-up, too. I'll never forget the time we had this old TV set with no parts in it. Well, Tommy stuck his head behind it and started giving a newscast before the whole family. We were all hysterical. And here's little Tommy pretending to be Walter Cronkite.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14897,Did you memorize the whole book or only the good parts?,Just what you underlined.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14898,"Here we have a typical barrack. It houses seventy-five men. Every one of them has his own bunk, naturally.",Naturally. It would be rather awkward to have three men in one bunk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14899,The place seems more a farm than an inn-yard.,"The people are great farmers, as well as inn-keepers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14900,Let's settle with Andy and put this whole tragic mess behind us.,"Andrew brought AIDS into our offices, into our men's room. He brought AIDS to our annual goddamn family picnic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14901,"Yeah, and I'm gonna need that ten thousand dollars back.","Sure, but I can't get it till after school tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14902,What do I want a way outta here for? I want to live here the rest of my life. I want to be your next door neighbor. I want to take out kids to little league together up Foley Field.,"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. But in 20 years, if you're livin' next door to me, comin' over watchin' the fuckin' Patriots' games and still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. And that's not a threat, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14903,It's my own design. You won't find another table like it in the world.,It was a beautiful present.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14904,Our vaccine may have no effect!,"Well, without a cure for the virus, we're nothing more than digestives anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14905,"Okay, guys, we're gonna leave. Let's get the check.",Are you sure you're okay? You're pale.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14906,I'll think you'll find everything in working order. Molly's just having a little fun.,"I don't call this fun, pal. You're playing God with my body.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14907,That was fun last night.,Yeah. Good food. You've got quite a wine collection. Very impressive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14908,What lions? I'm not going near any lions.,We only have to shove'em over the moat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14909,You've got an awful lot of orders in you. Always giving orders.,"I out rank you, that's why.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14910,These weren't a few birds.,I didn't even know there were many crows in Bodega Bay this time of year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14911,"It's weird. Chang, how old are you?","Age is a limit we impose upon ourselves. You know, each time you Westerners celebrate your birthday, you build another fence around your minds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14912,No one's home. Checked it out myself.,Good. I want around-the-clock surveillance on that house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14913,I didn't have a chance to wrap it.,It's gorgeous. Just my taste. I've never gone out with a guy who brought me a piece of jewelry I liked. Thanks. So let's get going. Long drive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14914,You said the worm was untreaceable!,"Yeah. To civilians. But they're hackers. But don't worry. All we have to do is launch the Da Vinci virus, and then they'll all be put away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14915,"Mom, I have a real job. I do good things for this community. I help people.","When I play bridge with all the girls, everyone has what to talk about with their sons. They show pictures. Their sons are lawyers and doctors and Rabbis. Why can't I show a picture?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14916,I say we got a boat. Can you get other stuff?,"I got some fuel comin' out and, I hope, some automatic rifles.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14917,"They will come after me. But I can collect some stool samples, for DNA. With that, Nick's tapes, and the rest of you to back me up, it should stand when we get back.",Then the only thing left to do is make sure we do get back. I'll call the mainland on the satellite phone and have them send the boat right now. This expedition is over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14918,"Granger, this is Combs. Why haven't we heard from ya? Everybody else is in.","We had a few problems with the Law this morning. The Mayor promised the Jaycees to get tough on the rackets again, so he shut everybody down for a couple hours to make it look good. Nothing serious, it just put us a little behind for the day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14919,"You're judging me?! Oh, that's a good one. You're lying to me, you're lying to your family, and you're lying to yourself. But you're going to stand there and point a finger at me? The man you hired to pretend to be your boyfriend?",You're right. I was so desperate to make everyone believe I was happy that I spent six grand on a lie. And after all that? The only one who ended up falling for it was me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14920,This could be our last night on Earth. I don't want to die a virgin.,"If we do, we'll both die virgins. But at last we'll be together.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14921,"Where's the fire, sweetheart? Don't know how they work things in Nevada, but we got speed limits in this state.",What? I am going 5 miles an hour! I am looking down. I not even moving.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14922,Three hundred people watched? Nobody did anything?,They thought it was a publicity stunt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14923,Who are you revolting against?,"We're revolting against the powers that be, that been enslaving the minds and hearts of all people of color. And we won't stop rapping till we bring about the overthrow of the government of the U.S. of A.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14924,They're holding my husband downstairs.,Sure. And they left you upstairs to make phone calls?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14925,"We have enough for a shuffleboard team. In Heaven, shuffleboard is everything. Hitler plays shuffleboard.",Albert Einstein plays shuffleboard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14926,"It must be hard, being so far away from her.",Yes. I miss her. She died. Two years now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14927,"No, Mickey, I can't let you get away with that shit. Answer the question. Was it worth it? You haven't seen, heard, or smelled Mallory in a year. Was it worth it?","Was an instant of purity worth a lifetime lie? Yeah, it was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14928,"Yeah - but that time we stole Old Lady Haggerty's stomach off the Coroner's physician. We proved she was poisoned though, didn't we?","We sure did, but we had to go in hiding for a week.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14929,It doesn't look much like the fish spears I knew back in Marblehead..,"Our friend, Poseidon, didn't use it for fishing. He raked the sea with it and stirred up the big waves.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14930,What's that kissing on the mouth shit?,What? I just said hello. Since when I can't kiss my sister-in-law?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14931,"People have tried this before, Jake. It's never worked. Teddy Fraiser and his crew went on vacation in Chicago for it. Last year, Mumps got pinched in L.A.","It never worked before because A, they didn't flush the bank enough, B, their corporate papers were for shit, C, they didn't have someone on the inside with Customs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14932,Something tells me you picked up the wrong cup.,"No shit, sherlock. I can't believe it. I just killed my best friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14933,Cops. Like a plague. No matter how many you pay there's always another with his hand out. How did you pick him out?,He flashed his badge to half the bar when he bought his drink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14934,They give me fifty dollars when they turned me loose. I spent up some of it on ridin' the bus and eatin' french-fried potaters.,"Well, I'm gonna pay you today for this comin' week, so you'll have some walkin' around money. When you get off this evenin' you better go buy some toothpaste and cleanin' up supplies to have back there. Some hard candy and some magazines. Somethin' to keep you busy at night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14935,Holding my own. You know that guy who was calling me all the time? He's started again. He's been putting stuff in my mail.,"Must've read about the funeral. Sick mother. That's the last thing you need right now, I'm sure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14936,"Well, she is getting on, but she's fine. I told her you weren't feeling well yesterday. She called to find out how you are.","She did? I love her so much, and I haven't seen her in such a long time. And Grandpa Barney. Is he all, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14937,We don't have time!,Yeah and we don't have much ammo either!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14938,Is it true that you and Love went on a blind date? She hit you with a bottle?,She loves me the way no woman ever has.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14939,They got heat in Michigan.,Not this kind of heat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14940,I don't know if we could take one in with Rhonda and me at home alone at times.,"Oh, I wasn't pointing my finger at you. Hey, you have to think of yourself. A lot of them have all kinds of diseases and will cut your throat while you sleep. There are too many bad people out there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14941,"Anya, I think you're crazy.",Any woman's crazy to feel about a man the way I do about you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14942,Do you happen to have a picture of Alan and his wife?,"Oh, we've got lots of pictures. Let me show you some.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14943,"Good day, monsieur. Do you think it is possible for you to tell your driver to stop ringing that bell?","My regrets, my dear Major, but I believe you have been blocking the road.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14944,"Yeah, he hated me from day when I was born. Put it out. Can you put the cigarette out?",That's what he did to me. He put cigarettes out on me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14945,You're rich. What do you have to worry about?,"Rich? I have an inheritance. It's two handred and fifty thousand dollars. That's exactly what it'll cost me, minus about five hundred bucks, to go all the way through med school. This is what I'm doing with that money. I could have done anything I wanted. I could have expanded my wardrobe, substantially.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14946,"Right, right. But does he ever just, like, hand you code?","Maybe once. I re-wrote it, anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14947,I knew it! I knew this was gonna happen! I had a bad feeling since last night. Remember? We are so totally fucked!,"Waitaminit, dudes! I got it! Maybe we can glue the tickets back together!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14948,"Don't give me that. You're gonna get plenty rich off of this, Mr. 40 percent. We got those PG&E fuckers by the balls here.",We've got the PG&E fuckers in Hinkley by the balls. But nobody's getting rich unless we can pin this on the corporate PG&E fuckers in San Francisco.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14949,"Mr. Kramer, do you ever have sex in here with anyone?","Doctor, I attempt to conduct my social life discreetly. At the moment I am seeing no one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14950,A customer? Does this Michael's cater to misfits?,"No. But one or two ""borrowed ladders"" have shown up there in the past.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14951,You have more than one gynecologist?,Sure. You've got to play them against each other. Otherwise they think you're easy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14952,I can't believe we did this. Do I have to remind you that your wedding is in six days?,"Look, I know you think this is irresponsible of me, but think how much more irresponsible it would be to marry the wrong person.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14953,Just trying to be helpful.,"Well, Mary, you're about as helpful as a broken sewer pipe. You do know what runs out of a sewer pipe, don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14954,"Nonsense. We came here to find the American Dream, and now we're right in the vortex you want to quit. You must realize that we've found the Main Nerve.",That's what gives me The Fear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14955,"He was short but powerful. With hairy arms? Anyway, he carried me into the maid's dayroom which nobody used. We did it there on an old bed.",'We' did it? Whattaya mean? Didn't he force you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14956,Have you tried the emergency system?,I tried everything. Something must have gotten bent or twisted from the pounding we took.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14957,You don't know that for sure. It could have been anyone. A practical joke. Kids.,"It was Jamie Lloyd. She came back, as I knew she would one day. And whatever has brought her back has brought Michael back as well.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14958,Damn right I'm done. I'm going to ask for a mistrial and I'm going to request that you disqualify yourself from sitting on this case. I'm going to take a transcript to the State and ask that they impeach your ass.,"You aren't going to get a mistrial, boy. We're going back this afternoon, we're going to try this case to an end. Now you get out of here before I call the Bailiff and have you thrown in jail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14959,Latest casualty? Ernest Harriman. You heard of him?,Sure. One of the richest men in America until he died a few days ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14960,Did we have a date tonight?,I guess so. She said not to be late.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14961,"You have a question for Helmuth, David?",Yes. What was the orchestra's reaction when they asked you to play for Hitler's birthday?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14962,Can we go now?,Of course. I'll get a car to drive you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14963,I know this place. It's a blood bank.,"Owned by vampires. There's one of these in every major city, and just like Domino's, they always deliver. You telling me you're ready to walk through that door?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14964,"But, you got four children!",I want one with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14965,Is the food alright? Maria tells me that you didn't eat.,The food's fine. Sometimes I don't eat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14966,They asked for the best street man I had.,"And that, of course, would be me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14967,She does. She says I sleep all day.,And so you do! The only time you come out is to eat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14968,So I guess Henry Follett is a patient of yours. He's my pharmacist.,Yeah. Guy's got some serious sex fantasies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14969,"Looks and talent don't always go together, Katherina.","Looks don't concern me, Maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14970,"But the corridor outside this door is open, correct?",Yes. You can enjoy some wonderful views from there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14971,I hear the dog really liked him.,"Oh, the whole family loved him. Of course, they loved the last guy I went out with, and he strung me along for three years and dumped me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14972,Everybody's got a job to do. Figure it this way: At least you get to go home alive.,I'd like to go home alive with a couple of Iraqi scalps hanging from my belt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14973,How long have we known each other now?,How long have you and I known each other? How long have your Dad and I been partners?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14974,"We got a problem here, brother?","Frankly, yes. I'm feeling a little left out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14975,Can I save the sheep from going to the market? So they don't die.,You could buy them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14976,Don't you think angora has a tactile sensuality lacking in all other clothing?,I suppose. It's very expensive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14977,I knew you wouldn't come if I didn't have a map.,"That gripes my soul, man. We're out here in the middle of nowhere. There is shit nibbling at my balls! Don't tell me you don't know where we're going!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14978,Hear your Dad got a new car.,Oh yeah. A Buick. It's swell.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14979,Have you put any real pressure on those people of yours to pay those mortgages?,"Times are bad, Mr. Potter. A lot of these people are out of work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14980,"How can anyone say that? We have no cook, no maid. We have no footman. Nothing at all!","How is that possible? You give concerts, don't you? I hear they are quite successful.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14981,"But, there's so much more to do right here. And look, if it's about me, I mean, I'm gone.","Indeed. After how long? A few weeks? I have been here thirty years. And yet, it would seem, I know nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14982,3Jane's the only person beside Tessier that knows the code.,Then you'll have to persuade her to tell it to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14983,My mother can't have any more kids.,Neither can mine. She's dead. It's Shelly who's pregnant.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14984,"I don't know, Forum's pretty hot tonight. It might be hard to get in, though.",Don't worry about me getting in. Just tell me where it is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14985,"It's a very pleasant room, Ben.","Yes, I'm sure it is. That's what they say, anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14986,I'll come to you. We'll try a little walking.,We'll take it slow. You'll never feel you can't handle it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14987,We have to help him.,He's right. A predator wouldn't leave a kill wounded.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14988,"Wyatt, listen, you can't beat him. You're good and God knows you have the courage, but you aren't in Ringo's class. Hell, he's the best that's ever been. Except maybe for Wild Bill.","He's right, Wyatt. Ringo could put five into you before you could even get one into him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14989,You like it? Irrigation system. Your grandaddy built it himself. Saved the land from dying.,"That's a good idea. Maybe we should have a little ""talk"" about grandaddy Jethro.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14990,"Peter, the bathtub tried to eat Oscar.","You know, if anyone else told me that, I'd have serious doubts. But coming from you, I can't honestly say I'm surprised.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14991,If I could get into a game I might win some.,Gambling! I'd like that. I have over six thousand eight hundred marks with me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14992,You guys wanna play some more poker?,What's the use? I can't win a pot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14993,You must be going somewhere.,I don't have any real destination. I'm just going South.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14994,Why should I ask someone out who I don't want to go out with in the first place?,"If you've never been out with him, how do you know you don't want to go out with him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14995,The worm eats a few cents from each transaction.,And no one's caught it because the money isn't really gone. It's just data being shifted around.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14996,I can't believe you made love to her just like that. Did you use protection?,"Of course, I had my nine-millimeter automatic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14997,Can you make a copy we can show on our computers?,It's too big a file to copy to a disk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_14998,Joanna loves this play. She has sunk tons of money. She is completely committed.,"I appreciate that, Sidney. But our leading man can't remember his lines. And his understudy can't carry the play.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_14999,I'm the only person you've told? That's a great line. Does that make other girls swoon? Do they actually eat up this bullshit?,"I couldn't give a shit if you believe me or not, and frankly I'm too tired to prove it to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15000,"You're late again, Rick.","I know, Sister, but I have a very good excuse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15001,"Walt Disney, who gave us Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, plays shuffleboard. Jesus Christ plays shuffleboard.","It was almost worth the trip to find out that Jesus Christ in Heaven was just another guy, playing shuffleboard. I like his sense of humor, though, you know? He's got a blue-and-gold warm-up jacket he wears. You know what it says on the back? ""Pontius Pilate Athletic Club."" Most people don't get it. Most people think there really is a Pontius Pilate Athletic Club.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15002,You have to let me do something for you to put the scales in balance.,"That's all right. If I think of something, I'll send my butler over to tell you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15003,"I'm Rachel. Thanks again for saving the wandering minstrel boy, here.","No harm, no foul. But you want to watch out for that road. Those damn trucks go back and forth all day and most of the night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15004,"Morning, boys. Ready for a walking tour?","At 7:30 Sunday morning? It's not exactly fresh blood we're sniffing here, boss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15005,I'm so glad you're safe. You look really wonderful.,"I'm in love. For the first time. It's funny, but when it happens to you, there's no question.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15006,I can't believe he remembered you. He never remembers anybody. You know I tried to call you for weeks after that.,Really? I never got a message.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15007,Why? It's such a simple thing. You just let me out and I disappear down a road and you never have to see me again.,"They'll just catch you again, Francie. Besides, your mother will know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15008,"I slept til one-thirty, when my wife woke me up with the news. We talked for a few hours. I left at six and went straight to my boat.","Didn't go anywhere else? No errands, no purchases? Just straight to the boat. That's the truth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15009,"Mr. Bernstein, these men who are now with the ""Enquirer"" - who were with the ""Chronicle"" until yesterday. Weren't they just as devoted to the ""Chronicle"" kind of paper as they are now to our kind of paper?",Sure. They're like anybody else. They got work to do. They do it. Only they happen to be the best men in the business.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15010,Worse than your Kraft Holiday dip?,"Oh, much worse. But not as bad as that Mexican Jumping Bean dip. You remember that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15011,"This is dangerous shit, Dean; we don't even know who lives in there.","Listen, I don't care who lives in there; all as I know it's got to be preferable to death by Hatchet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15012,Don't pick up and leave without saying goodbye.,"Course not, compadre. You'll see me again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15013,"You know, a little of this, a little of that. I've boosted cars, stole radios, run a few scams. Right now I'm into pick-pocketing.",I see. A master criminal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15014,"A meteorite, Dad, look!",It's that time of year again. We should get a pretty good show out here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15015,I eat. I just haven't had coffee yet.,"Coffee and whiskey, lucky you ain't dead with that diet. Wait, I've got it. Half fried chicken with fries. Let's go, hurry up. Come on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15016,Did you hear Bleek is going to prom with Katrina De Voort?,"Katrina? Pfft, no way. He doesn't like Katrina. It must be a pity date.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15017,"It was your cause, too. In your own way, you were fighting for the same thing.","I'm not fighting for anything anymore, except myself. I'm the only cause I'm interested in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15018,You said you might know where we can get a copy of this tape?,All depends on whether you want the Russian or the Gaelic language version.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15019,"Thank you, Janosz. I've learned a lot here, but now that my baby's a little older, I was hoping to rejoin the orchestra.",We'll be very sorry to lose you. Perhaps I could take you to lunch today?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15020,Let's take a Carozza and look at the moon.,You're crazy! It's freezing out there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15021,Don't tell me. You're from outer space.,"No, I'm from Iowa. I just work in outer space.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15022,"We need someone with the right kind of experience, Lonnie.",Even if he's falling asleep on his feet?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15023,"Don't worry, it's just a seasonal slump.","You have four seasons, you have four slumps.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15024,"When he left, he took a lot of equipment with him.",He's conducting experiments of his own.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15025,Didn't seem to me like that's what was going on. You were all over her.,"Somebody had to do the talking. And by the way, I was right. She's not married.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15026,"Quincy, word has it you might make the jump to the NBA.","Don't go starting rumors, Jim. My son's college bound with or without basketball.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15027,"Gee, you shamuses are a tough audience, but what happened to you that was so dark, lurid, embittering?","You wanna know? Well, since you're so goddamn curious, I'll tell ya. One of you Toons killed my brother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15028,How else was I going to get you here? I haven't seen you in a week.,"I've been working hard, getting paid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15029,"She's a mermaid, dude.","Yeah, Oz, but not when she's on land.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15030,Then why are you always pushing me to take those college courses like I was dumb or something?,"'Cause adult education's a wonderful thing. You meet a lotta interesting professors. You know, it's stimulating.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15031,It's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half. Look at the clock. One hand has met the other hand. They kiss. Isn't that wonderful?,That's the way a clock works. There's nothing wonderful about it. You merely feel you must put yourself in a romantic mood to add to your exhilaration.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15032,He was convicted in a court of law. Your testimony put him away. It doesn't matter what I think.,"During the trial, you did all those stories about me. You called me a liar.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15033,It's 350 pages long.,"Yeah, but the margins are real wide.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15034,"It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.",Then you ain't gonna have the car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15035,Do you want to come to my apartment or not?,I'm not supposed to. But I can make an exception.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15036,"should never have come out. I should've stayed there, fought with them.","Wladek, stop that. It's over now. Just be proud it happened. My God, did they put up a fight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15037,"You sure are a good cook, Selena. Man, that looks too pretty to eat.",Better eat it quick. It won't look too pretty when it's all covered with ants.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15038,I am seventy-four years old.,Uh-huh. Still practice a lot of medicine?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15039,"The gentlemen from the opera are still waiting in the board room, sir. They're getting a trifle impatient, sir.",They are? I forgot all about them. What do you think they want?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15040,"I hope that you are not thinking of leaving us soon, knight?","Not so soon, my dear, as you may fancy perhaps. Why, man, I have been given over many times these four years, and there was always a candidate or two waiting to apply for the situation. Who knows how long I may keep you waiting.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15041,Hi. You called me?,"Yeah. I read about your fellowship in the paper, and I'm very glad you called me back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15042,That's not the point! They need me!,They need you? A bunch of nuns? For what? Moral guidance? Make-up tips?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15043,No hurry. I'll have it sent over. Have a drink with me.,"I never drink in the morning. And every time you send my shipment over, it's always just a little bit short.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15044,I'm sorry. I've had you on your feet for hours.,You've been on your feet for days. And didn't even finish your salad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15045,"I'm getting high readings near the air vents. It must be using the duct system to get around. See, I told you we'd get something.",So far all we got is a shit smell on the twelfth floor and we almost fried a Puerto Rican bellboy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15046,"Alvy, uh, let's face it. You know something, don't think our relationship is working.","Tsch, I know. A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15047,She works at a church?,She resides there. Out back. She died a year and a half ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15048,"You don't have kids to keep a marriage together, Sally. It's only five months since Joe came back.",We're fine. We're great. We're having a baby and we're moving to London.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15049,I'm not ready to die.,Do you think I'm ready for it? I hate this shit. I'm not a fucking martyr! I hate every goddamn part of it!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15050,I'm getting a teacher's pet rep.,I wouldn't worry about it. You've gotta figure most people around here were their teachers' pets.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15051,"This was all for your sake, wasn't it? Having me here? Trying to get me to like you.",I never tried to get you to like me. I tried to get you to love me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15052,"Speaking of feeding things, what about dinner?","What about dinner? I have to worry about the crime of the century, that's all. Y'know? Am I supposed to worry about what's in the refrigerator, too? What's in it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15053,You miss the good ol' days. Even though there were still poor people who died from diseases when they didn't have to. And rich people spent obscene amounts of money redecorating their houses to match the cat. Those good ol' days?,"People had a choice, even if they took it for granted. And now they don't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15054,"You can change a directive, George. You've done it before. Listen to me. He's going somewhere in Death Valley. Lathrop Wells was never anything but a bus stop. East is the nuclear site. There are no roads in there. She was teaching him to hitchhike. I'm telling you. We block the four roads into Death Valley and we got him.",We'll do that. But how are we going to hold him? He can change himself into a man. He can disappear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15055,"It's far from over, from what I can see. This place gives me the creeps, hidden away like this. No contact with civilization. Bob, you don't seem concerned at all.","Oh, I'm feeling far too peaceful to be concerned about anything. I think I'm going to like it here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15056,"Oh, Leon, you are so good to me.",We can be rich if you say the word. I had dinner with the Guizots last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15057,The pages filled in?,"But like only up to the part about the raft, because I didn't read any farther.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15058,"Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? You and me, Pablo? Are we good?","Of course, George. We are beautiful. We are brothers. Real brothers. Not like Diego. We started this, George.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15059,I'll kill them for blowing up my railway!,"To be precise, they didn't blow up the tracks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15060,"Whatever it is, it's coming from down there. I'm going down to see.","Let me come with you, Doctor, please! I don't want to stay up here alone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15061,And Hu Li killed him for the plates.,"Yes. They've printed and shipped one hundred million dollars, and there's only one way to spot a fake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15062,"Dave, can I just ask you this directly? Did you ever work for the CIA?","You make it sound like some remote fuckin' experience in ancient history. Man, you never leave the Agency. Once they got you, you're in for life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15063,"Mr. Halloran, what is in Room 237?","Nothing. There ain't nothing in Room 237, but you ain't got no business going in there anyway, so stay out! You understand, stay out!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15064,"Well, he wouldn't score more than once in seven or eight tries, but the important thing was he didn't waste time socializing. Anyway, Trapper John, this is Me Lay.",The real Trapper John? The one who threw you the famous pass and went to greater glory on the Boston and Maine Railroad?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15065,"Finding ways for me to die at these things is really your deal, isn't it? The ""O.J."" knife with the not-quite-retractable blade? Your ""Jim Jones Kool-Aid"" that was exactly that?",All accidents until proven otherwise.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15066,"Can I ask you a question? If he's so troubled, why are you letting him out? What if he does it again? It happens all the time.",He's free. His time's up. That's the rules. He's been treated and reevaluated. He doesn't show any signs any more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15067,"No, I celebrate at the beginning of my corporate tax year which is March first. That way I beat the crowds.","That's very practical. I hate going out on New Year's Eve, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15068,"How about squeezing him through into Dartmouth? If all he wants to do is catch lobsters, he can learn that here.","Dartmouth's too big and too expensive. If he's as good as I think he is, he can move into the big league later. But Androscoggin first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15069,"I put up new drapes, Jake.",I know. I was here when your apprentice was helping you. Remember?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15070,Don't dismiss me. I'm trying to include you in this decision. He's your friend.,"I didn't dismiss you. I told you what I thought, but it didn't seem to matter, so you decide. Besides, this is supposed to be my time with Miles. I hope you're not going to call every five minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15071,Really? You ever been arrested?,I've been picked up a couple times. Loan sharking. Racketeering. But I was never convicted. I'm clean.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15072,"You son of a bitch, you just created a lynch mob.",You haven't got a police force! These men may be the only defense you've got.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15073,I had no idea the Museum had a complete collection of Piranesi's Forum sketches.,"If you like them, they're for sale. Another day like yesterday and half the collection will be on the block.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15074,I thought I put you to bed.,"Oh, was that me you put to bed? Thanks. I've been looking all over for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15075,"Max, there's no crime, there's no mugging.","There's no economic crime, you know, but there'ss ritual, religious-cult murders, you know. There's wheat-germ killers out here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15076,"A car wash! Wow, I've never talked to you when you've been in a car wash. Make sure you've got the windows closed.","Remember that time we were having the car washed and I started playing with the automatic window? How old was I, Daddy? Five or six? I got absolutely soaked, remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15077,You said you were here all day?,"Yeah, but I didn't sell cigarettes to any kids!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15078,She's hardly a full hamper herself.,It's only grief makes her like she is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15079,"I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking. Maybe I should get a real complete physical. You give Alan an annual, don't you?","Yeah, we check you into Mt. Hebron for a few days, run lots of tests, charge a bundle. You can pull your pants up now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15080,I have lost my gift.,You left it in my bed. Come to look for it again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15081,"Thank you. But the truth is, I'm a single woman in a man's world. That leaves me very few choices, doesn't it?","I suppose so. But life can be hard for a man, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15082,Her name. Bregitta. It's poetry.,"Soon as we ship it'll be ""forgetta"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15083,You can't be too careful. I've been stalked. I've been told I'm highly stalkable. I don't need that.,I'm not a stalker.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15084,"Damn skippy, you're not! You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds.","Once! And she didn't die, if you recall!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15085,"I'm just saying, though. What if there's someone out there stalking actors? Huh? Then what?",There's always someone out there stalking actors. Look at that woman from the Commish.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15086,"You're not going to blame this on Castro, are you?","I sure am. The goddamned missile crisis united the whole country behind Kennedy. And he was supporting Brown. People were scared, that's why.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15087,I want you to feed every street in this grid into your computer.,It'll take hours. You can't make me do this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15088,That's a nice teapot.,"Sterling silver. It was my dear mother-in-law's, part of a dinner set of fifty pieces. It's one of the few things that survived. Oh, but I do rattle on so. Tell me about yourself, Harold. What do you do when you aren't visiting funerals?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15089,"He's been taking the 8:10 Century Limited outa New York on Friday and getting in here early Saturday morning. He usually stays a day to check on his policy operations, and then flies back.",Wonder why he doesn't fly both ways.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15090,"Whadda I gotta do, Joey? I knocked him down. What did I do wrong? I don't understand.",You won and was robbed! You didn't do nothin' wrong.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15091,You're not touchin' that car.,My stuff's in the trunk! God! You care more about that car than you do about most people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15092,Mr. Gittes! That's an outrageous accusation. I don't know what you're talking about.,"Well, Whitey Mehrholtz over at the Times will. Dumping thousands of gallons of water down the toilet in the middle of a drought. That's news.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15093,"Mister President, I can't buy this malarkey. They wouldn't set the damn thing off. Why should they?",You're absolutely right. We wouldn't. No sane nation ever would. That's why it was designed to trigger itself automatically.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15094,"Listen, stupid, could I do anything that would possibly meet with your approval?","Yes, you could. Cut out this rotten business and act like a lady. Marry me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15095,"You want to play ""Cora."" You want me to tell Lloyd I think you should play it.","If you told him so, he'd give me the part. He said he would.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15096,"You know, Flip, Vietnam War was fought because of a bet Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onasis.",Sure. And the two of 'em used my legs for a wishbone. Nearly snapped me in half.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15097,This is a very small town. People here have very straight views on sex.,I'm used to being on the outside looking in. The same men who will publicly profess their moral outrage for my sexual tastes are the same ones who privately rest their sweaty little hands on my legs and talk about weekend trips together.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15098,You sure you didn't say anything to Maya?,"Sure I'm sure. And just what are you implying? I'm really pissed off at you about all this, if you want to know the truth. What's Maya going to think of me now just for associating with you? You're the one who's sabotaging me, not the other way around, pal. Not by a longshot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15099,"Dave, do you think we're out of our minds? The whole building's been a zoo since that broke. We can't get a thing done. Reporters crawling everywhere. You think we want that?",Somebody planted that fucking story! And somebody tipped off the press I'm one of Garrison's fucking suspects. I can't go home. I'm out on the street. The maggots are everywhere! Do you know what you've done to me? It's all over the national news now. You know what you've done to me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15100,"I don't like a lot of conversation, Diego.","Me, too. Too much blah, blah, blah, blah is no good. But we are roommates, okay? And we must talk to each other. I am arrested for stealing cars. For the grand theft auto. Okay? So, now it is your turn. Now you will tell me, okay? You will tell me why you are here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15101,I'm pretty hungry. When I went to the store I was gonna get some Ding-Dongs.,"Well, fuck that shit, we'll get some real food. What would taste good. What do you think would taste good?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15102,"What do you want to tip me for? Look, you got to spell it out. Whatever you want, just say it.",I'll give you a tip. Here's forty dollars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15103,Did you see that? Some sonofabitch kicked me in the back.,Probably the bartender. He wanted to stomp you for what you said to the waitress.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15104,How many times have you shocked him tonight?,Fourteen. We finally got him a room upstairs. Should be up there in a couple of hours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15105,I thought you'd killed Freddy off.,"We did. Bad mistake. The fans are clamoring for more. So, Evil never dies, right? Anyway, a while back we got a call from Wes. He's got this idea. And who better to resurrect Freddy than his creator?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15106,Do you always walk around with a sword?,New York is dangerous place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15107,I'll take the whole tin.,It's three thousand dollars!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15108,Wait. Did he see us?,We're going too slow. It looks like we're following him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15109,"And then Sam, you and I clean up whatever's left to be cleaned.",Very good. Now all we have to do is live long enough to get paid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15110,"They grow outside, don't they?","Sure they do. But outside they've got trees around them. The trees shade them from the sun. Of course, the plants enrich the soil around the trees. One of nature's symbiotic relationships.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15111,"That's right. Let's get married, Lynette. Let's find a justice of the peace and just do it!","Let's go tell Paula! God, I wonder where we'll be stationed first. I hope it'll be Hawaii. I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15112,"If she looked like Thea, she must have been beautiful.","She was beautiful. There was blood between her family and my kin. But that did not stop me from taking her when I saw her beauty, nor did it stop her from loving me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15113,"Yo, you got any weed around here?",Naw. But we should run by the park and get a dime. Maybe Darcy will be at the park.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15114,You're saying all disease will eventually be eradicated?,"I'm convinced. Not by treating symptoms, but by diving nature's most jealously-guarded secrets.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15115,"You're going to have to stop this disturbance, or I shall arrest you.","That's what I want you to do, you moron!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15116,Sorry about Frida. She's been friends with Jen forever.,"What's with her? If they're not bleeding they're PMSing. If they're not PMSing, they're warning you about the impending doom. If you're lucky, you get a sane person one week a month. Then you gotta date three or four women just to get some normalcy in your life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15117,"Cotton, I've done nothing but help you.","You've done nothing but get rich off of me. How many books have you sold, Gale? You think I don't understand points and royalties and ancilliary rights?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15118,The only thing I know is he's an anti-Semite.,"Of course. You, too. Like everyone else in this goddamn country.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15119,They're Chinamen who speak English. We call them informants.,And I call your testimony hearsay. I have no more questions for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15120,Last time I saw you was someplace very gay. I remember waving to you. I was dancing on a table.,Lots of people were. Lindbergh had just landed in Paris. Come on in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15121,Then I shall make use of this starship.,It will be your chariot!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15122,"Jerry, you're simply going to have to trust me. I've got a foolproof way to get rid of this guy and now you're jeopardizing everything.",Your 'foolproof' way is going to land my ass on the front page while you're basking in Rio.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15123,My bags are out there in that white Cadillac convertible. Can you have someone drive it around to the room?,"Oh, and could I get a quart of Wild Turkey, two fifths of Baccardi, and a night's worth of ice delivered to my room, please?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15124,I thought we had separate rooms.,"We do. She's got hers, we've got ours. Hey. Wash and Dries.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15125,We never met in court or anyplace else.,That's true. I'll rephrase it. I saw you in court.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15126,There's an intelligent way to approach marriage.,Intelligence! Nothing has caused the human race more trouble. Modern marriage!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15127,We all had to write a last letter home.,And it was the last. Hasn't written a letter since. Not even a birthday card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15128,I love you in an evening gown.,"It beats a surgical, doesn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15129,"I won't be more than ten minutes, I promise you.",Even ten minutes is a long time to be away from you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15130,"Hey, man, tonight I'm going to teach Ray about jazz.","Good, that'll put him to sleep early. No offense.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15131,"The only alternative was to take her out to the desert and feed her remains to the lizards. But, it seemed a bit heavy for the thing we were trying to protect. My attorney.","We have to cut her loose. She's got two hundred dollars. And we can always call the cops up there in Montana, where she lives, and turn her in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15132,Do you think I could borrow your limousine? I'll get it back to you in an hour.,It's OK. Just have him bring you to dinner at Mr. Chow's later. We'll be there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15133,You know Tony doesn't have that kind of money.,"Then he'll borrow it. I know Tony better than you do. Even if he has to work another ten years to pay it off, he'll do it!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15134,"When I first showed up, I thought you'd lost your fucking marbles.","I never thought it would end. Then it did. It was so great to be saved, I couldn't stop laughing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15135,"Boy, you people sure do make fuss over a serial killer.","Serial killer is not really accurate, ma'am. The killer has yet to strike twice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15136,"You're right, Evan, I don't believe you.","I never thought you would. That's why I've never bothered to tell a soul until now, and why I never will again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15137,"I never could figure out why this guy orders a traceable weapon to that post office box when you can go into any store in Texas, give a phony name and walk out with a cheap rifle which can never be traced.","Unless he or someone else wants him to get caught. Maybe he never ordered the weapon, Lou. Somebody else did. It was picked up at the post office early morning when Oswald's time sheet shows him clocked in at his job. Lou, come alive. These things are not adding up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15138,"Okay, but just tell him this is one favor I can't give. But he should try me again on anything else.",He never asks a second favor when he has been refused the first. Understood?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15139,Sorry. You look great. I'm totally exhausted.,Good. Total exhaustion can be spiritually fabulous. Let's play catch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15140,You believe that the bus driven by Mrs. Driscoll was going at seventy-two miles an hour at this time?,I told you I was positive. The speedometer was large and easy to see from where I was.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15141,You look great. Your dad taking good care of you?,He took the week off so we'd have time together. So far he's worked on his boat every day. Dad? Ray Nicolet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15142,"This will all soon be but a happy memory because Roberts' ship ""Revenge"" is anchored at the far end. And I, as you know, am Roberts.","But how is that possible, since he's been marauding twenty years and you only left me five years ago?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15143,"Donald, this park was not built to carter only to the super rich. Everyone in the world's got a right to enjoy these animals.","Sure, they will, they will. We'll have a coupon day or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15144,"You always got the best of it around here. And when Dad always talks about my son, he always means you. So you fix the roof.","That is a damn lie and you know it. Every time father asks you to do something, you either half-ass do it or run off and hide. Mama asked you to turn the dirt in her garden and you told her, with your smart ass self, that you weren't a farmer, and get Junior to do it. Every time someone asks you to do something, you always say, tell Junior to do it. Boy, you ought to grow up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15145,"We can send in a plant, try to get Pollux to spill the location.","He'd see that a mile away. The only person he'd talk to about that bomb is his brother. Unfortunately, turnips can't talk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15146,"But I have to go, dear. It's a very important banker's meeting.","I don't care whether it's important or not. You said you were going out with me, and if you hadn't promised so faithfully, I wouldn't have gone and planned the whole thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15147,"But you didn't ask permission. You broke a trust. If you had asked, Karen probably would have let you. I'm sure she would.",I know. That's why I went.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15148,"Before we begin, I want to thank you for coming on my show for your first television interview. You could have chosen Mike Wallace, Barbara Walters, Jane Pauley, whatnot. But you're here.",I'm more comfortable around my people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15149,You really think we hurt him that bad?,"Hell no, all you did was knock the wind out of him. But he won't be playing any more football today.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15150,I thought she met your father in Luxemburg.,"Well, yes, in Austria. Where be conducted the Royal Orchestra.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15151,What's the idea of telling me you just knew the Wolfe girl by sight?,"That's all I did, Lieutenant. That's the God's truth. Maybe I said hello to her or how are you or something like that when I saw her, but that's all I knew her. That's the truth. All right. Put your mouth in and I'll pop a tooth out of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15152,"Wait a minute. Now I'm remembering. I killed Iris too, didn't I?",That's right. They'll find the original of her snuff clip in your apartment. The one I left for you at the club was a copy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15153,He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him. He'll be in soon.,"With all the meteor activity in this system, it's going to be difficult to spot approaching ships.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15154,I thought you dumped her for me.,I did. He's full of shit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15155,"Whenever I get nervous, I eat.","And if you can't do that, you sleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15156,That's what this is all about? A shakedown? You picked the wrong people. We don't have any money.,Sure you do. Everybody in town knows about the money Jake kept hid in the house. It's a wonder the Mrs. here just now got round to killing him. Not for lack of trying.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15157,How many storage areas are there?,"They fill seven floors. We have the largest collection of mammals and dinosaurs in the world. Just to give you an idea, there are more than three million insects specimens. Not to mention amphibians, reptiles, birds, anthropological artifacts, meteorites, minerals and gems. Only about five percent of the museum collection is actually on display.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15158,The dope ring. You must know what's going on in this hotel. Why do you think we're here?,"I know you're cops, but I thought you were just here for that convention. I swear! All I wanted to do was clean up the room. I don't know anything about dope!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15159,Do you wanna wrestle? It's a good way of breaking the ice. That instant physical intimacy really brings two people together.,What are you talking about? We just met an hour ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15160,You're saying this only to make me go.,"I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15161,"You heard her, pipsqueak. The lady and I have private business to discuss. Go outside and stand in front of the door. If anyone tries to come in, tell 'em we're closed. You got that?","Sure, Auggie, I got it. The store's closed. And when do I tell them it's open?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15162,I brought these walnuts to trade.,That's one dollar an' twenty cents.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15163,Can you move at all?,"Move? You're alive. If you want, I can fly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15164,"I know so, Major. I know so. And add to that, the whole Air Command force being committed to clobber everything they've got.","But even then, we wouldn't get everything. I mean, some missiles would abort, or they'd miss their targets, or maybe the enemy have some secret bases we don't know about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15165,"I'm quite serious. Look at all the charity and clinic work we do. Up until thirty years ago, the concept of vaccine was unheard of.",You're saying all disease will eventually be eradicated?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15166,"I feel great. I got no sleep, but I feel like Orlando Furioso!",You were a tiger last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15167,I'm talking about human beings communicating openly and honestly.,How about getting on your knees and communicating with my dick?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15168,"I wish I could do more, but we're moving out.","We're going with you. I mean, we're going too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15169,"Hypothetically speaking, what if we get this boat to Sitka and find out somebody wants it back?",They shoulda thought of that when they let her float away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15170,"You know, we're going to give this party for you whether you like it or not.",I like it. I'm sorry I don't seem more appreciative.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15171,"In the meantime, we're going to need someone to deal with that mess in the lab. I don't think we should call Dr. Bright.",Oh no. No. We'll get her assistant. What's-his-name? Nebbishman?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15172,Maybe we should split it up now.,"We started this together, and we're staying together, so there's no point in splitting things up now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15173,Someone stole Sid's file?,"I already removed it. I think someone on the film was trying to find Sid, and that's the only reason I came here. To make do a little private investigating of my own and make sure no one here was planning anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15174,"If you don't mind my saying so, sir, I don't see how anyone could live in this forsaken place.","Well, I don't know what to do now. We'll just have to head inland and see if we can't find a settlement.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15175,I've got Jews at my table.,"It's not your table. It's the place's table. Behave. This once, you can sit at someone else's station.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15176,I was sent here by my country to fight you.,"All right, fight me, fight me as much as you want, but fight me tomorrow morning! There's nothing sweeter than sharing a secret with a bitter enemy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15177,I wasn't alone. Wasn't Frankie Ruskin directing the picture you're in?,"He was, but he got sick. We got a new director today. Why?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15178,Two of them are still missing!,There's always deaths in these waters that never turn up. Are they all shark victims?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15179,You smell like coconuts.,"It's ""Comptoir Sud Pacific."" Makes me feel like a hula girl. Which is kinda what I'm going for. Wanna come in?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15180,"We want you to go to college, find a career you love, marry a nice girl from a nice family, and live happily ever after.","That is your dream, not mine. My dream is so far beyond anything you people could even imagine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15181,It's not over yet.,"It's a foregone conclusion. For Christ's sake, it's eleven PM. The full moon is tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15182,"That's not what it's about, Brian. The point is there was a kid in there. And what if there'd been two? I went in because that's what I do. It's my way. It's dad's way. It isn't everybody's way.",Dad's way? Where did he tell you that? In a fucking seance?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15183,"Yo Rock. Did I give you a job this mornin? How come ya didn't break this guy's thumb like I asked ya? When ya don't do what ya are told, it makes me look bad, kid.",I figure if I break the thumb this guy gets thrown outta his job and can't pay nothin' no more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15184,Do you always punch people first thing in the morning?,"Sorry, it's a reflex. Living in an orphanage, if someone bothers you, you automatically come up swinging.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15185,"Oh, no, no. We don't use money in Heaven.","Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting. Comes in pretty handy down here, bub.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15186,No thanks. I'm looking for a girl named Valerie who also smells like coconuts.,"Valerie Doran? Two floors up, one window over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15187,Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the King all those years?,"The King's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15188,What are you talkin' about? We just took off the biggest score we've ever had. We can do anything we want now.,It's nothin' compared to what you could be makin' on the Big Con. You're wastin' your time workin' street marks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15189,That spilled drink is going to ruin your carper.,The maid'll fix it in the morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15190,I hate the thought of guys hitting on you all the time.,"I can handle it. Besides, the money is good and some of the guys are cute. And you are in no position to be jealous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15191,"You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it.",With pride. What can I do for you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15192,"What, you couldn't have just left the thing in your car?","It sticks out, so I can't lock it. Look, Angelo, you think I joined the FBI to learn to surf? This was your lame-o idea in the first place. You gotta back me up on this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15193,"I sent Andy out on murder missions. For God's sake, it's the Boston Strangler, Alber deSalvo. He used their own stockings to strangle them. Tied in a bow-knot.",Somebody is imitating his MO. Look for a plumber or carpenter or handyman. That's how deSalvo got in the door and caught them off guard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15194,"But if you didn't rebuild the time machine, how did I go back in time in the first place?","According to your girlfriend, Suzy Parker, you and she were at the movies. You went to the restroom and you never came out. Obviously, you stepped through an inter-dimensional time warp, created by the original operation of the time machine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15195,You're really going to try this time travel in this rust bucket?,We've done it before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15196,"Debbie, I'm telling you, I didn't do anything, hardly.",The marriage is off. Now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15197,"Oh no, no. You know what? Fuck that. No, you lied to me. You lied to me because you're gutless. You're a gutless, drunken looser.",I'm a loser. And I'm drunk. But I'm not gutless.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15198,Don't lose any sleep over it. I wouldn't mind being the first woman to fly a jet fighter in combat.,Great. You can go in my place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15199,"My heart can't take much more of this. Look, if we climb down from here, it'll take two hours to get back to the station.",That's exactly what I want you to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15200,Have you seen those ads for Titanium Power men's deodorant?,Titanium Power! Get more snatch by the batch!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15201,"Well, then it's gotta be a different than what's in our water, cause ours is okay. The guys from PG&E told me. They sat right in the kitchen and said it was fine.",I know. But the toxicologist I been talking to? He gave me a list of problems that can come from hexavalent chromium exposure. And everything you all have is on that list.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15202,"Janine, do you feel like maybe getting something to eat on the way home?","I'd like to, but I told Dr. Venkman I'd babysit. Do you want to babysit with me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15203,I used to helm a school ship. A long time ago.,The Coast Guard 'Eagle'. She never lost a race while you were Skipper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15204,But then you told her you were home.,"Sure, 'cause I didn't ask her if I could go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15205,"My tribe, as you call it, lives on another planet in a distant solar system.","Then how is it we speak the same language? Even in your lies, some truth slips through! That mythical community you're supposed to come from. Fort Wayne?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15206,I want to know about Exley.,"He's the opposite of you. He's more like me. Cold, calculating.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15207,Never needed one. I've never been anywhere. I've got a backpack.,"Get it, and put the money in it. Pack up anything else you want to take with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15208,"You keep that up Carmelita and one day you'll be a champion just like Mr. Skinner here. What do you think, Theo? Think Carmelita's got the stuff?","That's some pinfall. Almost a 133 average. Her ball's flat, she needs to work on her spin control.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15209,She spoke? Susan spoke?,Full sentences. As if she had been speaking all along.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15210,Look at all this traffic. I'm not sure I can deal with it.,"It's much worse now. You noticed that, did you? The day I left the hospital I had the extraordinary feeling that all these cars were gathering for some special reason I didn't understand. There seemed to be ten times as much traffic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15211,They must've scuttled it. Nobody just lets a ship float away.,Nobody just scuttles a passenger liner either.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15212,We're really in a terrible rush.,"Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. You got money?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15213,"C'mon, Beavis, just start running really fast when you hit the ground. It'll work.",Okay. I'll go right after you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15214,"So far, you have four and I only have two!",Then take blood parasites. It's yours. Now we each have three.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15215,You waited til tonight to tell me?,I had to tell you in person. Because there's something else I need to say.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15216,So you're going to be a grandfather.,And I'm still just a lad myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15217,"In other words I never understood until today how much pain and anxiety you've been causing with your reviews. Steven, it's so unfair.","Of course it's unfair. The truth is always unfair. Why do you think I live this way? Hiding out. Stealing electricity from a lamp post. Because people who write the truth are outcasts of society. I can't live openly, in a nice clean doorman building, with my name on the mailbox. They'd come after me in packs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15218,"Guys, guys! Come on, if this is anyone's fault, it's mine. I was the one who grabbed Trip's jacket by mistake. It's my fault and I apologize.","Please, Jam, we're trying to vent some hostility here. Sure the whole thing may be your fault, but who's gonna get pissed off at you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15219,"You know Mom, it's okay to have male friends. Besides, it's over with me and Charlie.",What? When did it happen? Your dad and I always expected you two to get married.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15220,I gotta go in there and shut it down!,Nobody goes into any sector where the alarm didn't go off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15221,I never though I'd be stuck in a wine closet with Warren Wayne.,"Well get used to it, 'cause here we are, on the cruise of a lifetime.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15222,Land! Are you crazy? I'm no Amishman and I'm no farmer! I'm a cop. That's what I know and that's what I do!,What you do is take vengeance! Which is a sin against heaven!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15223,Damn right I'm done. I'm going to ask for a mistrial and I'm going to request that you disqualify yourself from sitting on this case. I'm going to take a transcript to the State and ask that they impeach your ass.,"You aren't going to get a mistrial, boy. We're going back this afternoon, we're going to try this case to an end. Now you get out of here before I call the Bailiff and have you thrown in jail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15224,"I thought you were going to join us. Jesus, Garland, you left me alone with those people.","Don't panic, I'll join you in a minute. What's you think of Richard and Poppy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15225,Thank you for inviting.,"I'll invite you again, but your mother thinks I'm crazy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15226,Is he always such an ass?,He's the top defense attorney in the state. Of course he's an ass.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15227,Don't you use olives?,"Where you think you are, boy? They probably never seen a olive in this country.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15228,"All of my books are based on fact, or legend. Thats perhaps why they're more interesting and sell in the top spots.","Well, fact or not, I don't see how we're going to find an ancient cemetery in these mountains tonight. I can't see a thing! Let's turn back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15229,"If you guys are right, if we can actually trap a ghost and hold it somehow, I think I could win the Nobel Prize.","If anyone deserves it, it's Spengler and me. We're doing all the hard research and designing the equipment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15230,See that sheathing on the suspension? Eaten away. Same thing with the pumps on the base air purifiers. The algae out here just isn't good on these new plastics.,"We haven't used Big Bertha since we relocated the generator module. That was four months ago. I can't ask for them to keep bringing spares in on the shuttle, it's already costing too much as it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15231,He projects with neural implants.,That's risky gear. It can drive you schizo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15232,But Wudan does not accept women.,"For her, they might make an exception. If not, I'm afraid she'll become a poisoned dragon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15233,"Mommy, can I get a flower?","Sweetheart, you can get a whole big bunch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15234,"Oh, you weren't scared?",Scared? Swimming underwater with that oxygen device of yours? I was petrified.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15235,Oh. The navigator just came in. We're ready to cast off.,"Well, anchors away, you have a bon voyage. And if you need an orchestra to play at your wedding, we'll be through here in a couple of weeks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15236,I wouldn't miss this boat for a million.,She looks like a lot of other boats. I grant you she's beautiful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15237,You know what I mean. You couldn't make that shot again in a million years.,"I couldn't, huh? Okay. Go ahead. Set 'em up the way they were before.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15238,"I know why you broke up with me in college. And not that what you did wasn't messed up, but what I did was, too. So if you forgive me, I'll forgive you.","Monica, after that stuff with my dad, I couldn't trust anybody, okay. I mean, I was lost. So you are forgiven. But that was five years ago. I moved on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15239,"Yes, now that you mention it. You seem crazy. Like you're on drugs.","Well, I'm not on drugs. But I might be crazy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15240,"So, you finally got a job, Morgan?","Had one, now I'm fucked again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15241,"Personally, I think it's stupid! But go ahead. Have a good time. As long as Ellie doesn't object.","Oh, no. She'll be crazy about it. Well, see you later. I'm going out on the lawn and arrange for landing space. Goodbye.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15242,It's probably from being around all this food every day.,"Oh, I know. If I had to work here all day, I'd be bloated and out of shape, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15243,"You're the hero of the recent termite campaign, aren't you?","Well, if single-handedly vanquishing the enemy and slaughtering a whole nestful of termites makes someone a hero, yes I am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15244,"Good morning, I was talking kind of loud there, sorry.",Not at all. It was fascinating.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15245,"Luke, you run again and we'll kill you.","I know, I know. Just don't hit me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15246,Does Doug care that you're seventeen?,Doug sees beyond that stuff to what the person inside is like. That's why I'm marrying him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15247,"I don't know how to fish, Louise.","Neither do I, Thelma. But Darryl does it, so how hard can it be? I'll see you later. Be ready.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15248,This place is a maze.,"I'm one of the few who know every inch it, now that John is gone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15249,I dropped her at home.,It's no wonder you're late. Why didn't she just come with you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15250,But it was horrible.,"Well, of course, it was horrible. Violence is a very horrible thing. That's what you're learning now. Your body is learning it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15251,"You have a real gratitude problem. You know that, Bruce? I need a name. Batboy? The Dark Earl? What's a good side kick name?","How about Richard Grayson, college student?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15252,"And this is my son, Paul. He was only four years old when his father disappeared.","He's coming back, Mom! He's the bravest, most wonderful man who ever lived.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15253,"Oh look, I haven't got time to be proper, I want to live. I'm a woman, I like men. If that's unladylike then I guess I'm not a lady. At least I'm honest.","Well you're different, no arguing that. But you're a lady all right. I'll take my oath on it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15254,"Hey, teach, how'd you get so smart?","When you live in the basement of the school, you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes out all the answers on your brain. Now how about a slushee?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15255,"Great Heavens, that's a laser.","Yes, Dr Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15256,Do you have any of those new Paul Sheldon books?,We had a batch. Sold 'em all in three days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15257,"Janine Melnitz, are you kidding? Do I have a vase? I brought some of your clothes. Wear something intriguing. I brought along some interesting possibilities.","Okay, but it's not a date. It's a dinner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15258,He's so fuckin' lucky. I could have buried him. I could have gone to Europe and taken the baby. And then he'd've tracked me down and he'd've killed me.,"No, he wouldn't. I would have. And he'd've been right, too. I mean, seriously. Well, there's one thing you don't do. You don't take a guy's kid and then take off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15259,Would you like me to take my pants off?,If you wish. You're not wearing any underwear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15260,"And what if you track down these men and kill them? What if you murdered all of us? From every corner of Europe, hundreds, thousands, would rise to take our places. Even Nazis can't kill that fast.","Herr Laszlo, you have a reputation for eloquence which I can now understand. But in one respect you are mistaken. You said the enemies of the Reich could all be replaced, but there is one exception. No one could take your place in the event anything unfortunate should occur to you while you were trying to escape.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15261,"You come to me with some wild story about her being in danger, naturally I want to know what kind of danger. I want to know where she is.",It's not just for myself I'm asking. Her sister is here. The kid's half crazy with anxiety.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15262,Why's he still a John Doe? Why wasn't he ever ID's from an EYEscan?,On account of those are not his eyes. He had 'em swapped out to fool the scanners.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15263,You got any kids?,"Me? Oh, hell yes. Three. I love 'em. I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15264,"Caesar, you just killed Gino Marzzone.",No I didn't. Not if his body disappears and not if the money is still here. Then they never showed up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15265,You've created a monster.,"Amazing, isn't it? I even taught him to drive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15266,"Hold on a second, Big D. You sayin' you eat pussy?","Nigger, I eat everything. I eat pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin' thang.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15267,"Listen, Claude, Maynard wanted to know if he should file the appeal on behalf of your friend, too.","Ray Gibson? No, no. He's the reason I'm in here, Daisy. For all I know, he's got a record a mile long. I got a better shot of getting out of here on my own. You tell Maynard to think about me, concentrate on me. Understand?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15268,"We gotta turn ourselves in, before they hear the tape.","Are you nuts? They'll fry us for sure. There's no way we're doin' that, you understand? No way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15269,It isn't lit yet.,You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15270,"In my town, when you're looking for someone, you ask me.","All right. I'm looking for a young fella, full of juice. About my size, wears a fancy two-gun rig.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15271,Kenny'll come running back. This is just his way of pressuring you.,He says he loves me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15272,You figure nobody'll want to fuck her.,"Hell no. Leastways, they won't pay to do it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15273,Tell me what you need.,I need you to bring me the scumbag who ran off with my wife so I can cut off his nuts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15274,"You've had a bit of a shock, haven't you? You could do with a drink.",Could you buy me one. I haven't got any Austrian kroners. Thanks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15275,Please don't talk like that. You're upset. I'm not helping you. I'm sorry for what I did. I better go.,Go then. I can't let you put it in me now but I want you. I like you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15276,"Why are people walking around New York with swords, dressed in mid evil clothing?","Well, technically it's not mid evil, it's Renaissance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15277,You like that Vaughan?,Sure. It sounded like a number one tune all right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15278,"I get that feeling. You know, Mr. Tyler, I'm the kind of woman who doesn't believe men are much more than a complete waste of time. But after spying you across the room, I'm tempted to suspend my disbelief, at least for the evening.","You know, ma'am, you remind me of a pearl-handled pistol I once owned. A beautiful thing to look at, but too hot to handle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15279,"I'll come right to the point, Doctor. Your sending this message all over the world may well be a breach of National Security.","This isn't a person to person call, Mr. Kitz. I don't really think the civilization sending the message intended it just for Americans.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15280,She's got to be found. That's the first step. She's got to be found so that she can give herself up to the police.,We've tried so long to find her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15281,"Water pump's busted. I don't know if it's worth fixin', but I need that car.",You can have what I've got. It's right there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15282,Have you tried bleeding him with leeches? The calming chair? Maybe you should flog him at the stake?,"Why? So he'll learn to fear punishment, rather than pursue virtue for its own reward?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15283,Does he have the marked bills on him?,In his inside coat pocket.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15284,So I can go ahead and be a historian without feeling like a poseur. I shall be fulfilling a citizen's duty.,"If you like. But don't be too modest, James. The citizen's duty is to remember, not necessarily to write books. You are highly qualified. You're a responsible journalist doing what sounds to me like a very demanding job. Every day you take decisions that depend on your sense of history. A genuine tyranny would have to get rid of people like you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15285,"You'll never find it, it's a maze down there.","Well, that leaves you with two options then, doesn't it. Either show me where and maybe we get out of here, or it's spend-the-night-sleep-tight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15286,Who came up with the Monster's makeup and look?,"My idea. Muchly. My sketches. Big heavy brow. Head flat on top so they could take out the old brain and put in the new, like tinned beef.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15287,You want to come with us to a party at the Chateau Marmont? They got a bungalow and lots of beautiful babies.,Why not? This place is dead anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15288,It feels a little confined here. Let's take a walk.,"See. It's four in the morning. A walk sounds a little screwy to me, if you don't mind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15289,"Come on, Travis. It's not that bad. I take lots of taxis.",I know. I could have picked you up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15290,"Yes, cats, of course. What else could they be? Cats. Of course each one has his own name, too.",But there are so many of them. Do you know each one separately?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15291,"Ooh, now, see, if I'da known there was a beautiful woman next door, I'da done this different. Let's start over. My name's George. What's yours?","Just think of me as the person next door who likes it quiet, and we'll get along fine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15292,"See, it doesn't add up. There are only 801 ballots but 803 people voted. Two votes are missing. Check the register.",He's right. Two people must have pocketed their ballots. Usually it's more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15293,Is that busy husband of mine busy?,He's at a board meeting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15294,I should kill you right now for what you did to me!,"Maybe you should, but you can't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15295,So what are you bringing me? Looks like you got some film cans.,"Well, Mr. Feldman, some people have resumes to show. I've got my own movie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15296,"You volunteered, didn't you? Aren't we paying you for this?","Yeah, but I didn't know you were going to give me electric shocks. What are you trying to prove?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15297,"Hey guys, you came to watch me in action?","Yeah, I think you sounded pretty good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15298,"Can I tell you something personal? I feel like I can. It's something I couldn't tell John. Or wouldn't, anyway.","It's up to you. But I warn you, if you tell me something personal, I might do the same.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15299,"All right, so maybe we overestimated how reasonable this trade would look. Okay? You happy? So now what?",So now you've got to talk him out of it. And then we've got to figure out an acceptable political solution.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15300,See that patch of shirt? We wondered about the discoloration so he ran a spectro. On a lucky shot we picked up some traces of Trychticholorate. Nobody around here had ever heard of it.,"Trychticholorate? Alright, it's an absorption catalyst in toxic waste accidents. It's pretty rare, they stopped making it a couple'a years ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15301,"Father, are you okay?","Yeah, but you might wanna light a match before you go in there. Did you bring my bag?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15302,"I am very sorry, sir, I have not seen Act Two.",Of course you have not! I have not written it!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15303,Marrying a midget was a cheap thrill?,"Well he wasn't really a midget. He was on the cusp of midgethood. That's what made it cheap. Had he been an actual midget, there would've been nothing cheap about it, my dear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15304,"You didn't read ""Death in Venice"" till I gave it to you!","Well, you only give me books with the word ""death"" in the title.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15305,He's a vampire alright.,Get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it through his heart.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15306,It looks like you're not doing anything.,"I'm not. And I'm not doing anything, because there's nothing down here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15307,"Don Bobadilla is already a judge, my Dear Don Cristobal.",Good! We are also in need of judges. Except there are no thieves!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15308,"That's almost interesting, Mark. Who did you dance with?",Her name was Cynthia Vogel and she was a good dance partner. Even let me put my hands on her butt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15309,We still having dinner in L.A.?,Only 'cause my wife likes your wife!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15310,You should watch what you eat.,Who the fuck died and appointed you food czar?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15311,"It will be nice to have a few days off to regenerate. This trip is fun, but it's starting to get brutal.","Yeah, I hit burn out mode back at that old stripper lady's place. Watching her dance around with those ratty-looking animals was ridiculous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15312,She's real. I dreamed about her before I even went to Rekall.,"Mr. Quaid, can you hear yourself? ""She's real because you dreamed her?""",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15313,Kind of. Except we've already got the keys.,That's true. But what if they change the locks?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15314,The People's Liberation Army pays for all food and lodging.,"So far, they do. But, the quantity, it does not exist. You will have to re-evaluate your needs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15315,"That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?","""That's not just a Ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang.""",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15316,"Piss off, Crabs. I lost a wife today.","Oh, I'm sure you'll find another. You always do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15317,The prices are going up.,"But, that's the way of the world, huh? Everybody's gotta eat. Way of the world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15318,You love sharks?,"I do. But you've still got a problem here, there's a shark just off the island somewhere.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15319,I can't imagine how you ever let a man like that go. I owe Viktor everything.,I think he owes more to you. But that's not important now. I know what's going on between you two.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15320,You never called me back. I left messages.,"You did? Wow, sorry about that. Listen, Mario's a little not so bright. He seems to think that you said...",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15321,She came to me with a wild story about demonic possession.,She's got a juvenile record from New Orleans. Parents died when she was 13.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15322,"Heavens, no! The owners don't like us to even talk about it. I hoped we could take care of this quietly tonight.","Yes, sir. Don't worry. We handle this kind of thing all the time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15323,"Come on, Professor. The army's not gonna give you any answers. You'll be butting your head against a stone wall.","Maybe that's the only way to get through. Besides, six heads will be better than one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15324,You're looking for a bomb.,I know that. But the threat was called in for the Federal Building across the street.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15325,"Bill, you're Chief of Police now.","Comes with some Goddamn responsibility, like keeping your people in line.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15326,You draw very well.,"Oh, thanks. I wish I could spend more time at it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15327,All right. Give me a voucher for expenses.,"What expenses? All you need is carfare to Long Island. You'd better get a shave and a shine, because you, you're going to have a tough time getting in there as it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15328,Did that last comment sound too profound to be coming outta my mouth? It's not original. It's something I picked up from the Chink.,"Really? The Chink, huh? I've gathered that you sometimes speak with him. What else have you learned from the Chink?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15329,Sarah Williams left the bar with Trudell on her own.,So? Girls left bars with Ted Bundy too. It doesn't rule out foul play.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15330,It's some kind of energy field. We better record this.,I've got my camera right here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15331,You drop this bombshell on me. Why didn't you tell me before?,Because I knew you'd freak out and probably get so depressed you wouldn't even come on this trip. But then I figured here would be the best place to tell you. We're here to forget about all that shit. We're here to party!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15332,Am I seeing right? Creed is approaching the ring in a boat. Is he supposed to be George Washington? Obviously so.,It's been confirmed that it is definitely an impersonation of George Washington. It's a great way to start 1976 off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15333,I don't even want to know what that's gonna taste like now.,Better than starving to death.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15334,"Darling, I just heard. You poor sausage, are you all right?",I'm fine. I got hot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15335,"He's tired, Chauncey, but he's going to watch you tonight. We'll both be watching.","That's good. I like to watch, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15336,"Have you ever bent your knees, Malcolm?",Yeah. When I was picking a lock to rob somebody's house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15337,Why are you so nervous? What is the matter with you today?,I don't know. Reunions do funny things to people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15338,The check wasn't cashed?,"I just called downtown, and it's on their desk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15339,"The weirder part is I think actually I recognize you. I thought that earlier in the diner. That's why I was looking at you. You work at Borders, right?","Ucch, really? You're kidding. God. Bizarre small world, huh? Yeah, that's me. Book slave there for, like, five years now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15340,I thought you said things were great with George.,Well they are. But we have problems. You say things are great with Lester. Is he going to marry you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15341,That's it. I got it all written up. Ready to go. All I want is a thousand dollars.,A thousand dollars! Get out of this office before I throw you out bodily.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15342,"Why don't you speak to her, Ramona? Women are good at that sort of thing. Think of something that will make her stay a few more days. You are kind, Ramona! Speak to her. I know I don't need to offer you anything, but, if you're successful in this, I'll not forget you or your little girl.","But sir, what can I say to her? And why should she pay any attention to what a servant tells her?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15343,"Just make a break for the door. He'll get some of us, but that's the breaks.",We're not leaving Crutch!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15344,"The question is weather or not this technique really makes a man good. Goodness comes from within. Goodness is chosen. When a man cannot chose, he ceases to be a man.","I don't understand about the whys and wherefores, Father. I only know I want to be good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15345,"No offense, Whistler, but you're not exactly working with state of the art equipment here. You might have missed something.",Which is why you're here. We could use someone with your experience.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15346,"Colonel, we been practicing takeoff's, but I ain't sure we can land on these carriers decks.",We won't have the fuel to get back to the carriers. They'll turn and run back to Hawaii the minute we're airborne.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15347,"Truth is, Riddick, I'm tired of this head-up shit. I wanna be free of you as much as you wanna be free of me.","You'd cut me loose, Boss?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15348,Can you tell us why you were disposing of the body of a woman who didn't exist?,It wasn't her body. It was her body of work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15349,But it's pouring. And the car top is stuck!,"So? It's only a five-hour drive. And it'll probably clear up, once we hit the desert. Heck, it'll probably clear up once we drive around the corner. I promise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15350,"We might as well question why we breathe. If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.",What of it? Then it'll be out of it's misery.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15351,I didn't imagine it. I know what I saw. Are you sure there are enough men in there?,They're all heavily armed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15352,You better follow that McDermott kid. He's going to wind up like his uncle if he's not careful.,Right. Little twerp thinks he's Colombo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15353,"There's another pass on the photo. We can avoid that narrow one we had to cross on the way up, and it should get us back down.","It should, or it will? Least going back the way we came we know what we're up against.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15354,"There's nothing wrong with those chickens, Mitch. I'm going to call Fred Brinkmeyer right now.",I don't know what good that'll do. Chickens won't eat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15355,I pulled Mickey and Dreyer off the minimart.,"Jesus Christ, Louise, we can't leave a crime scene like that. Put a unit out there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15356,"Who was he, Momma? He tried to kill us.","If he was trying to kill you, you'd be dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15357,Did she suck your dick?,A little bit. But I didn't really want her to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15358,I have made my fortune on my ability to teach women how to perfect their bodies with the Brooke's Butt Buster workout.,I know! You helped me go from a six to a four!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15359,It's a lovely outpost.,"Yes, we keep pollution down by having the power reactor far below the city. It's connected by a transfer shaft.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15360,"What have you done, LSD?","Six months. I'm out on probation, but it's cool now, baby.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15361,Look at her legs.,Spread out like she was sexually assaulted here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15362,It's kind of ironic. All you guys have women troubles and I don't.,That's because you don't have any women.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15363,"Grace! Just let me handle this. Sheriff, I'm telling you there's nothing in that trunk. If that's not good enough for you, then I'd be happy to open it. Just as soon as you get yourself a search warrant.","I could do that. 'Course we'd have to go back into town. There'd be a whole crowd of people around when the trunk was opened. A whole crowd of witnesses. That wouldn't be too pretty, now would it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15364,"I hope you realize, Norma, that scripts don't sell on astrologers' charts.",I'm not just selling the script. I'm selling me. DeMille always said I was his greatest star.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15365,"I never really thought I was part of the world you move in, Sam, to tell you the truth. I'm a hood, a thief. Big time in a small time king of way. To the local police I'm a prize, to the local hoods I'm a legend. But to a guy like you I'm just another two bit hired gun.","You might be a hired gun, Vincent, but I got a feeling you cost more than two bits.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15366,"See your son, huh? Well, that's nice. A side of you I didn't know, Lilly.",He's a good kid. A salesman.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15367,"It's gonna flash, Stevie. We gotta get behind it.","Nah, listen to it. It's a pussy. It'll just steam on us. It won't flash. Go high in the ceiling.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15368,"Gale, I know this is a bad time and all, but what if we try it out again. The whole relationship thing.","Sure, why not. You did Save my life, Mr. Rielly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15369,I wish you didn't have to go so early.,"Yeah, well, Larry and his friends are hungry. And I did say I'd try to pick something up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15370,"That's what we want. Reaction. And if Laura's bourgeois lawyer friends can't take it, then fuck 'em. Let 'em riot, we can handle it. We'll be ready.","They'll go on early. Nobody will even be there yet, and I told them they can't play for more than a half hour.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15371,"The thalamus and the hypothalamus, perhaps?",Yes. Two organs the size of a walnut have been removed with what looks like surgical precision.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15372,You can't take that desk out. It's crawling with cops outside.,We'll lower it out of the window with pulleys. Quit stallin'.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15373,I hate to see you cringe in front of him. How come you're so scared of your own kid brother?,He's the head of the family.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15374,I'm teaching my son to be a man.,So he can kill you. You hate your own life that much. You beg for a hero to kill you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15375,My dad's retired. He was a Private Investigator. Forty years. I used to work for him.,"I can just picture that, a cute girl like you following slip-and-fall and whiplash cheaters.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15376,"Well, obviously these tests weren't designed for this, but fundamentally they're looking for the same hormonal patterns that would indicate pregnancy.","I don't get it. If it's the first of its kind, how can it be pregnant?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15377,Yesterday morning you called the President a traitor. What do you think that crowd is doing down there? They think you murdered him.,"Because the crackpot who did it had a copy of the ""Enquirer"" in his pocket?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15378,Bad bulb or no power. It's getting a little gloomy in here.,Steve taught me how to use the emergency generator. The town power lines are supposed to be real shitty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15379,And no one's caught it because the money isn't really gone. It's just data being shifted around.,"Right. And when the worm's ready, it zips out with the money and erases its tracks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15380,"Edie, listen to me! I want you to believe me. I want to be with you.",How can you be with Charley and Johnny Friendly and still be with me? Either way it's a lie. It's like there were two different people inside of you. You've got to be one or the other.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15381,I refuse to discuss this ridiculous notion that a ghoul is terrorizing this ship.,But what about the drowning boy I've been seeing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15382,You do. Seem to. Have passion. In the classroom.,You have to say that. You're my student.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15383,"Okay, let's cut to the chase. He's afraid of cats, what's that about?","According to the ancients, cats are the guardians at the gates of the underworld. Imhotep will fear them until he is fully regenerated, and then he will fear nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15384,You've only had sex with three different people?,I'm not the pig you are.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15385,I just think pictures should say a little something.,"Oh, you're one of the message kids. Just a story won't do. You'd have turned down Gone With the Wind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15386,How do you know it was cocaine that Miss Lawson had in the bathroom?,What other kind of white powder do people keep in a vial?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15387,You're living on a sailboat?,It belongs to Bob's uncle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15388,Couldn't we sell this and open up a new one in our own neighborhood?,Too many pizzerias already there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15389,I just called a second ago. There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.,I star-sixty-nined you. I never pick up my phone. What's up?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15390,"It's such an honour for us to have you here, Herr Mozart. And for Gertrude.","People who know say the girl's got talent. You must judge for yourself. If you think she stinks, say so.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15391,"When the Duke of Courland brought fourteen lackeys each with bags of florins, and challenged our bank to play against the sealed bags, what did we ask?","Sir, we have but eighty thousand florins in bank, or two hundred thousand at three months. If your highness' bags do not contain more than eight thousand, we will meet you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15392,"Good, because you're going to Harvard, and that's the end of it.",I'm eighteen. It's my decision.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15393,"We were all heartbroken at the news, but that wasn't cause to start a war.","Okay, now it's my family in Brooklyn and I wanna keep up Clemenza's loyalty to you. But how can I run my family with you challenging my every move? You're too far from the street, Mike. The only way to reason with the Rosato Brothers is to whack 'em and whack 'em fast.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15394,You were plenty scared that night in the car.,Just of getting hurt. They can't touch me inside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15395,"You gotta loosen up, my friend. You'd feel a hell of a lot better if you'd rip into the occasional customer.",What for? They don't bother me if I don't bother them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15396,"You can't just walk in, either.",They stop the construction work at six or seven. The parking lot's mostly clear by two or three in the morning. Even the early Geeks don't get there before five.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15397,I shouldn't have left her.,"Don't worry, big guy. I'm sure she got out of here before it happened.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15398,"Come on guy, you know I only rib you because I love you so much!",If you love somebody then you treat them with respect! You've never respected me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15399,I don't want your help. I want my lamp back. I'll need it in this slimy mudhole.,Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15400,"Tribuus, what happened in the arena? Was Narcissus killed?",He must have been. He was on the list of prisoners to be executed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15401,"Do you promise? I wouldn't want to die here. I wouldn't want to die in the desert. I've always had a rather elaborate funeral in mind, with particular hymns. Very English. And I know exactly where I want to be buried. In our garden. Where I grew up. With a view of the sea. So promise me you'll come back for you.",I promise I'll come back. I promise I'll never leave you. And there's plenty of water and food. You can have a party.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15402,Where does the river lead?,It empties into a sea some miles from here. That's where the cave is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15403,Sounds perfect. I can park my car back there?,Right in front of the room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15404,How the hell do you know all these random songs?,"It's early Springsteen, dude, this is classic. This was before the cheesy remake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15405,"We have to close that down, just briefly. Security reasons. Someone with that access has been tampering.",I hope you don't think it's me. I don't even balance my checkbook on downtime. I've got a Honeywell at home for that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15406,"We're going to get court martialed, you know that.","Hell, we'll just buy our way out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15407,What a waste of time. My writings mean absolutely nothing.,"But your writings have changed the world, Mr. Chairman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15408,So what I want to do is stop it here. I'm going to make him an offer. I want to do it myself. I want it to come from me.,All right. But let's keep the price down. I've called Ed Concannon. He recommends that we continue to respond as if we're going to trial.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15409,"Get his gun and his walkie talkie, Jonathan. Move.",My office is on the third floor! There's a walk-in safe and a portable phone! We can lock ourselves in the safe and call for help!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15410,"Let me help you along, Martin. You're a sociopath!",A sociopath kills for no reason. I kill for money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15411,"Remember the time we broke into the D.A.'s office, and copied Fifi Randell's diary?",Yeah. What about the time we hid the missing heiress in the sauerkraut factory? Six scoop interviews!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15412,"So if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split. But things being how they are, what with you wiped out, you'd like us to get back together.","Everything's too hard. Maybe another time I would have the guts to be on my own, but not now I don't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15413,"He can't prove anything, John. He can't turn us in.","He can kill us. I don't know about you, but my life is worth thirty thousand dollars.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15414,If the weather holds it might not be so bad.,It's not the weather I'm worried about. The wrong current could drag us as far as the Aleutians before we come across another boat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15415,"I'm fine, thank you. I had a cardiac infarction but I'm on a new diet and exercising regularly. I've never felt better.","Well, that's so good to hear, Artie. You know some of us depend on you down this way. You're so entertainin' and you get so many interestin' guests.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15416,"I am not a child, Captain Mertin, but rather an adult lady of miniature proportions.","I see. Well, it is not my fault that thou art tiny. So if it is charity yer after, then be gone with ye, ye foul demon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15417,"Mom, can't you tell him that I'm sick?","You are sick, that's why he's here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15418,I wasn't satisfied! I suppose I proposed to you!,"Well, you practically did! Making goo-goo eyes at me for two years till I broke down. And I still claim I was tight the night I proposed. If you'd been a gentleman you'd have forgotten all about it. But not you!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15419,Please. Now tell me. How do you know he won't wake up sometime and follow you?,Because he takes sleeping pills. He takes three sleeping pills every night at ten o'clock.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15420,You two fighting's not going to get us anything.,Him getting us stranded out here doesn't do much good either.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15421,"How does a man get to a place where he can say, 'throw those lives away,' so easily?","Maybe it's harder for them to say it than they let on. At the very least, they believe it's in our best interest. And at the end of the day, they may end up being right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15422,"But you're out, Cypher. You can't go back.","That's what you think. They've promised to back me, Trinity. They're going to reinsert my body. I'll go back to sleep and when I wake up, I'll be fat and rich and I won't remember a goddamn thing. It's the American dream.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15423,"I'm not certain, my dear, but I believe your husband has somehow psychically diverted the route.","That bastard! I'll gladly dispose of him in the name of the order, Son of Malkovich.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15424,You can't have the whole brain!,"So far, you have four and I only have two!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15425,He was fully sedated!,"Then are you trying to tell me that a fully sedated, fully restrained patient somehow slipped out that vent, replaced the grill behind him and that he's wriggling through the ventilation system right now?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15426,My father had farm land. It was the only thing we owned of any value.,"And it now belongs to you, according to Baltus. I heard him say it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15427,We open ours on Christmas Eve. That's considered proper.,"Well, I guess we're not a very proper family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15428,Two questions. Who the hell is Seti the First? And was he rich?,"He was the last Pharaoh of the Old Kingdom, said to be the wealthiest Pharaoh of them all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15429,"What's the gun for, General Ripper?","Please don't take any notice of this weapon, Major. I love all weapons, and as of late, I've just taken to keeping a loaded weapon nearby at all times.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15430,You know what? Who's going to do it.,"We all are, David, we're all going to do it. Each of us. You, me and Juliet, will do his or her bit. Is that fair enough?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15431,"Oh, you have my body.","Yeah, but that's no good. I want the whole thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15432,Royalty do not help people with their luggage.,"Well, she certainly has a mind of her own.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15433,"No, it's me, Billy. I need time. I'm still adjusting to my mom.",It's been a year since she died.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15434,"If he's eaten in the area, he shouldn't be far away. Crocs hang around the food source.","But they're nighttime hunters, Hector. He'd probably be on land now, anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15435,"But even then, we wouldn't get everything. I mean, some missiles would abort, or they'd miss their targets, or maybe the enemy has some secret bases we don't know about.","You're absolutely right. You forgot to mention their nuclear subs. But it wouldn't matter. Sure we wouldn't get off without getting our hair mussed, but we'd prevail. I don't think we'd lose more than fifty million people, tops.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15436,I'm a little sick of this American Family Ethic everyone seems to be hypnotized by in this country. I guess you think I'm just some poor displaced soul doomed to roam the earth without a self-cleaning oven and home movie.,Just because someone chooses to settle down and have a family doesn't necessarily mean they're hypnotized. Just because I've never seen a gazelle stampede doesn't mean I'm asleep in the world.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15437,"A farmer, eh? You're a moocher, that's what you are! I wouldn't believe you or anybody else on a stack of bibles! You're a moocher like all the rest of them around here, so get out of here!","Sure, everybody's a moocher to you. A mongrel dog eating out of a garbage pail is a moocher to you!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15438,You want me to get out of my own fuckin' town?!,"Yeah, I said let the bullshit blow over for a while so I can run the casino. Anything goes wrong with the casino, it's my ass. It's not yours, it's my ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15439,"All right, settle down. All this money ain't ours.","Well, no, Jesse, it was the bank's. That's why we had to go to all that trouble of stealing it. You explain it to him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15440,"You scare me, Charlie.",Maybe that's why I'm the boss.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15441,The interest is four hundred and fifty dollars a week on fifteen thousand?,That's right. Three percent.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15442,The pain is getting worse. I need more aspirin.,I can't give you anymore. I'll talk to the doctor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15443,They're going to arrest me.,I know. Killaine has a warrant.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15444,Or we can work on your face with a pair of pliers for a couple of hours and you tell us where she is.,"Or we could go another way, 'cause your boss seems to like my face just the way it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15445,So you decided to go to America.,"Yes, but we have not much money, and traveling is so expensive and difficult. It was much more than we thought to get here. And then Captain Renault sees us and he is so kind. He wants to help us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15446,How can you store an energy field within you?,"When a creature dies, the force it generated remains. The Force is all around us. It can be collected and transmitted through the use of a Kiber crystal. It's the only way to amplify the power of the Force within you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15447,"I promised him a new uniform when we re-opened. And you'll get one, too.","You know, I hate to bring this up, but screens and uniforms and paint and repairs are going to take money, which I'm willing to bet none of us has.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15448,"Only there's no business like it, no business I know.","Yeah, and there's no business as expensive. I'm twenty-five grand over budget on the latest Bunnysitter cartoon and it's all because that rabbit can't keep his mind on his work. And you know why?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15449,These scars. How did you get them?,I have had them since childhood. I cannot remember what from.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15450,"As you can see, I am a new man. Just like you.","Oh no. You're not like me. In fact, I'm betting you're the same greedy, remorseless, egomaniacal bad guy you always were.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15451,"I pay his stipend every month, far more dutifully than I should.",That barely covers the cost of his room. There's nary a penny left over for appropriate treatments. Opiates to quell his temper. Restraints to chasten him when he misbehaves.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15452,I'm thinking about producing.,How you gonna do that? You don't know shit about making movies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15453,"Listen, there's an overpass coming up. I may lose you for a minute.","No, don't. You could lose me for good. Don't go through that tunnel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15454,"Jack, this is where I eat when I come up here. It's practically my office. And sometimes I have a drink with the employees. Maya's great. She's worked here about a year, maybe a year and a half.",She is very hot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15455,"What I'm trying to say is, I've loved you since I was eleven and the shit won't go away.",We haven't talked since college and now you wait two weeks before my wedding to say something like this?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15456,These bushes follow the wall into the neighbor's yard. All we need is some kind of diversion and we're home free.,"That's crazy, Dennis. The cops will see us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15457,A lady threw it to me.,"Most surely that was a nice lady, to give a ring to a little girl.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15458,"Do you have any lesions on any part of your body, at this time, that resemble the lesions that were on your face at the time you were fired?",Yes. On my torso.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15459,Wait a minute. I don't let my parents walk on me.,"Yeah, you just do everything they say! You'll be in daddy's law firm as sure as I'm standing here. And you'll be approving loans till you croak.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15460,I picked him up and I fucked him. I'm a bad girl.,"And you liked fucking him, didn't you, you fat little whore?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15461,"So? Girls left bars with Ted Bundy, too. It doesn't rule out foul play.",But what was a hair dresser from Malibu doing 60 miles away in some dive bar?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15462,"I'm sure you'll win, sir. Everybody I know is going to vote for you. I was going to put one of your stickers on my taxi but the company said it was against their policy.","I'll tell you, Travis, I've learned more about this country sitting in taxi cabs than in the board room of General Motors.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15463,"That is true, isn't it Miles? Your pre-nup is the best there is?","That is correct. Not to blow my own horn, but they devote an entire semester to it at Harvard Law.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15464,"You know there's only one man in the world for me, Johnny-O.","Yeah, I'm a brute. We were engaged once though, weren't we?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15465,"He was a corrupt cop, Verbal.","Sure. Fifteen years ago. But he was a good thief. Anyway, the cops wouldn't let him go legit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15466,That's Pat Verona? The one who was gone for a year? I heard he was doing porn movies.,I'm sure he's completely incapable of doing anything that interesting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15467,"Ground's dry about an inch down. Somebody just laid this down. Very recently, I'd say.",All the equipment is brand new.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15468,I don't even know what's real and what isn't. How can I trust anyone?,"You can trust me. Your wife is dead and you need to move past that. And the only way to move past something completely is to go straight through it, not around it. Surrender yourself to your wife's death. Let it chew you up and spit you back out on the other side. It's the only way you can become whole again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15469,It's dark in here.,You get used to the darkness.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15470,"Miles, I gotta tell you something. Victoria's coming to the wedding.",I know. You told me. I'm okay with it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15471,I doubt I'd recognize a '63 Chateau Latour if I was sitting on it.,You'd recognize it if you tasted it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15472,"That would scare her to death. She's terrified of hospitals. To her, a hospital is where you go to die.","I think you're right, it would be harder on her. But you'd better call Mr. Hillyer, she's going to need help to get home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15473,It was Jerry Nathan's. He owed me money.,"He owes God money. You know, he queered himself for good with Esquire.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15474,"Well, I'd like to be lady-like and think it over.",I don't want to rush you. Take a couple of seconds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15475,"Hey, you're limping. Did you just hurt yourself?","No, it's an old football injury.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15476,He's landing. He's got a suitcase on wheels.,So do half the other people in this place. How do I know which one?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15477,We'll be very sorry to lose you. Perhaps I could take you to lunch today?,"Actually, I'm not eating lunch today. I have an appointment. In fact, I'd better go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15478,"Hey, you just got a five thousand dollar raise. Get a car of your own.",You know you've got nothing but cars down there in impound.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15479,"When we find him, he is mine.","Oh, no, we split him fifty-fifty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15480,Turold's son was to marry her.,We were married. Then she was taken by the Slayers. You must help me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15481,I'm not sure anymore. I guess I try to make a difference.,"Fair enough. No pressure here, Barton, because I respect you, but let me point out a couple of things. One, here you make a difference to five hundred fifty people a night, if the show sells out. Eighty five million people go to the pictures every week.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15482,Vulcan is the weather satellite our government put up in orbit to monitor the weather.,"But if somebody re-programmed it, it could do much more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15483,"I grow closer to my target, your Majesty.","You bring me the heart of the Jesuit General, and you will have a palace of your own.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15484,So you fucked around to prove a point!,I just said I didn't fuck around. But you got your head so far up your ass it took a cheap date for you to notice me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15485,"Sorry, Lucius. You'll have to stay here and guard the horses.",Always giving orders. Just like every other adult.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15486,"I watched your simulation, Mr. Barnes. Very impressive. You know, you're the only one to ever go up against Sid 6.7 who is still alive.",Only because I got pulled out early.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15487,He only speaks Russian?,"He knows some English, but he can't not speak it good like we do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15488,I know. It's just having to pass muster with these juniors before the senior partner even agrees to see me.,"It's just a dumb game they play. You want to be at a bigger firm, get used to the politics.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15489,"I can. But I risk being kicked into the gutter by someone less ""holy"" than Mr. Baker.","Well, then, it must be fought. We are children of God like everyone else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15490,I don't understand Sam. He's just not like this.,"Boys Sam's age need a good deal of discipline, or they walk all over you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15491,"I like your style, dude.","Well I like your style too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing goin'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15492,"Yeah, I know it's small.","That's right, and it's got bad plumbing and bugs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15493,"You get to town, you go straight to the bank, raid the limo account.","I'm already in town, but it don't matter. We got dick in the bank. We dumped it all in Harry's movie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15494,So you lost the job. Is that what you're telling me? He just up and fired you?,It was more complicated than that. There was a reason.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15495,"Chill, Winston, it's me and Charlie can see it's me. So what's the problem?","The problem is, Willy, that Charlie and yourself are not the quickest of cats in the alley at the best of times, so just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15496,"He's going to be fine, right Daddy?","The bullet came out clean, but he lost a whole lot of blood. Praying wouldn't hurt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15497,They're putting together an agency oversight committee. They're going to look through everyone's budgets. Treadstone is a rather sizable line item in my ledger. What am I going to do about that?,You'd want to make that go away. You'd want to remind them that Treadstone is a training organization. That it's all theoretical. You'd want to sign off on that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15498,Adam Canfield. Wonderful. Do you realize you've had three names in the past two days? I don't even know who I'm talking to any more.,"The man's the same, even if the name isn't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15499,"I know the difference. You were in Lompoc USP, the federal penitentiary. I've delivered people there. So basically you've spent half your life in prison.","Basically. Yeah. If I go back now, I do a full thirty years, no time off. Can you imagine looking at that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15500,But why would Andy want me?,"Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear. Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that whoosh thing. You are a cool toy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15501,"Oh, Knights of Ni, here is your shrubbery. May we go now?",That is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15502,"Boys, that was some mighty fine pickin' and singin'. You just sign these papers and I'll give you ten dollars apiece.","Okay sir, but Mert and Aloysius'll have to scratch Xes. Only four of us can write.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15503,Why do you have Dickie's rings?,I told you. He gave them to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15504,"George, she's not gonna divorce you. You mate for life, remember?",She's very progressive. I'm certain she's considering it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15505,I should have let him kill you.,"You know he would have done you, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15506,"Wow, I have a clitoris too.",Really? Where the hell do you keep it? It's huge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15507,"Time comes, we knock on the door. See if he wants to talk about old times. Go in the easy way.","Yeah? You think he'll let us in, we got Snoopy and the muscle-bound asshole with us?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15508,Stop! Stop! Don't let the monsters come over here!,"They're not monsters, Lex. They're just animals. And these are herbivores.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15509,You grew up around here?,"Not far from here, South Boston.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15510,It's much more personal in here.,A notch above the storage room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15511,So you're still that little boy looking for shooting stars.,I am a man. And now I've found the brightest star of all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15512,What are you talking about? Danny Slepstrini is a chip off the old block. I played 18 holes of golf with his father just last week. And Hank says Danny's moved to New York. To better himself.,He moved all right! When they found him with fifteen other naked men at the back of Wilson's Bakery.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15513,"Rico, did you give the recruit permission to remove his helmet?","Sir, yes, sir. Breckinridge reported a helmet malfunction, and I asked him to show it to me, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15514,Have you counted the money?,"Yeah, it's all there, to the pound.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15515,I'd be more comfortable if he slept in the guestroom.,I'd be more comfortable if you hadn't slept with Josh. And George would be more comfortable if he weren't dying.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15516,We're going into the freezers now.,"I'm really starving, can we get some food before we go into the freezers?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15517,"Let me come with you, Doctor, please! I don't want to stay up here alone.","All right then, quietly! Close your robe and stay right behind me. Don't make a sound!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15518,You have family here also?,"Mother, father, sister.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15519,Clean out your locker.,"Fine, Dennis. Soon as I get my money for this week.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15520,I'm not finished.,We're all going to be if you don't hit the brakes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15521,Amazing! She still doesn't look over 20. When is she likely to grow old in appearance?,Not for years. Shangri-La will keep her youthful indefinitely.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15522,"May I help you, Mr. Gardiner?",Yes. I would like to go to Rand Memorial Hospital.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15523,"I'll keep to the middle of the channel. We're okay to 59th Street, then we'll go ashore and take First Avenue to 79th.","Are you kidding? We'll hit all that bridge traffic at 59th. I'm going to take 72nd straight up to Fifth. Trust me, I used to drive a cab.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15524,"Well, we experimented with lasers, but you would be surprised at how heavy they are. They actually outweighed the piranha themselves, and the fish, well, they sank to the bottom and died.","I have one simple request, sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads, and it can't be done? Remind me again why I pay you people? What do we have?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15525,I'm still trying to ditch this Texas Smokey. I don't know what the sucker wants.,What they all want. To handcuff a hero.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15526,I only wear ties for funerals.,You don't get in without one. It's like a gentlemen's club for illusionists. Except most of us aren't gentlemen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15527,"You wouldn't last two days. There's no hot water, and hardly ever any caviar.","Listen, buster. I hate caviar! And I'm tired of people dismissing my dreams with a chuckle and a pat on the head.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15528,"No, I saw a guy shooting from over there. He was behind that fence. What are you going to do about it?","We have that taken care of. You only heard three shots and you are not to talk to anyone about this. No one, you hear?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15529,I'm so embarrassed. I knew I shouldn't have brought you here.,"No, it's okay. It was a great free meal. Everybody was so uptight, I felt sorry for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15530,I'm just an accountant.,"Don't denigrate yourself, my friend. Where would the government be without accountants? They wouldn't know how hard they can squeeze us before we pop, isn't that right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15531,"Uh-huh. Another news clipping. Another one about Sid's mom. Dewey, whether we like it or not, it looks like we're going to have to go back into our past.","You mean our past, as in me and Sid. This has nothing to do with you, Gale.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15532,I understand from your neighbors that all them cats are making noise at night. Dr. Meirschultz has put in a complaint.,He's been stealing my cats to experiment on them. I know cause I've been spying on him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15533,"It's helpful to think there's some order to things. You're kind of closed mouthed, aren't you?",Sorry. My life isn't that interesting. I go to work. I go home. I don't know what to say.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15534,"I know. I'm great at what I do, Dad. I mean, I'm really great.","Let me tell you something, son. You would have been great at anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15535,Don't look much like he could. You say he can fix a small engine like nobody's bidness.,He's a regular whiz at it. That's all he did when he was a kid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15536,We're going to be right over here.,"You're moving away because it's going to blow up, isn't it!? It's going to blow up!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15537,Nobody here has any idea which way he went?,"Once they pay the bill, we don't usually follow them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15538,"Nah, see, Maxie just asked him to set that shit up as a favor. He, you know, he tied in with the club. Set us up so, you know, you feel at home.","Well, I didn't care for the club much. And, I must say, I didn't care for him either.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15539,No offices are gonna be open today.,Lots of these pencil-pushers work out of their homes. It's a tax dodge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15540,I took the other road. I'm more of a self-reflective young lion who does business with lead-pipe cruelty and goes home to drink light beer in milky-eyes isolation. I love sports and sex and have no real relationships with anyone. And you?,"Oh, you know me, Martin. I'm the same old sell-out baby-boomer, exploiting the oppressed I got shot for at Kent State. But why don't we have a drink and forget the whole thing?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15541,"You felt a little sick, didn't you? The cramps.","Nice conversationalist! Yeah, I felt 'em a little, but I ain't due for two weeks. Since you're so excited about the subject.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15542,"Well, you know what they say, ""Smile and the world smiles with you."" Heh, heh. The man should be in a straight jacket. Feeling better?","Much, thank you. But I am a little lightheaded. Maybe I should eat something. Hysterics have a way of severely depleting one's blood sugar, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15543,We want some grass.,"I know what you want. But, first of all, are you cops?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15544,I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.,"I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15545,"Drew, you're out of line.",That may be. But I don't like the fucker. I don't like the way he looks at you and talks to you. And vice versa.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15546,"I sold some drawers and socks, too. I'm throwing those in.","And this is what you want, thirty-nine dollars and sixty cents?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15547,"How could you let this happen, General Schmuck?","Mister President, I know you think I've let you down, but we had to have a Plan-R. If we completely centralized the command and control, all a potential aggressor would have to worry about was knocking out maybe half a dozen headquarters and the Capitol, and we'd be out of business. We'd have planes and missiles just sitting there while we were getting clobbered.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15548,Then you got undressed.,How many times have you sneaked into girls' apartments and watched them undress?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15549,I thought this was supposed to be a vacation. Why didn't you buy a nice big power boat?,"Come on, man. I'll make a sailor out of you yet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15550,You knew this man didn't die at the bomb site before we got here.,I'd been told as much.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15551,"Aw, now, don't you start telling me I shouldn't dunk.","Of course you shouldn't. You don't know how to do it. Dunking's an art. Don't let it soak so long. A dip and plop, into your mouth. If you let it soak so long, it'll get soft and fall off. It's all a matter of timing. I ought to write a book about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15552,I got that boy coming over here. What's so funny?,With a pocket fulla firecrackers. Good.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15553,"I got some acid man. Maybe we can drop some on the guards, huh? In their tea or something.","Yeah I got it all worked out. Billy, listen to me. That old guard likes you. You drop some acid on him. When he's seeing rainbows you know, walk out. Tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15554,Got a job for me?,"Yeah, we'll find something for you. Shoveling shark shit or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15555,"Well, the doctor will be with you in just a moment. One thing, do you know what he had for dinner?","Yes, of course. We both had fish. Why?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15556,Have you seen his penis?,"I think it's badly scarred, too. From a motorcycle accident.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15557,"God, he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff.","Yeah, well, my brother is his shrink.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15558,"Then you can understand that the backbone is a lot of little blocks and those little blocks are all held together, so that it works like that whip of yours. You know that, don't you?",I've never had it all explained that way to me by so learned a man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15559,"Not in a routine autopsy, but if we looked at the spinal fluid, there might be a high level of iodine. But it's difficult to know. Whatcha thinkin', Jim?","Well, it doesn't make sense, Nick. He was afraid of dying, then he kills himself in a way that leaves no trace, but he leaves two unsigned suicide notes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15560,"Hey, hurry up, you slow-pokes. I'm starved!",Please! Please! Do not wait for me! I eat so very little.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15561,Mary Robert's life was in danger! Your behavior was inexcusable!,I know! I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to happen! And I was the one they were shooting at!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15562,"No more smoking. We leave no scent of any kind. No hair tonics, no cologne, seal all our food in plastic bags. We will observe and document, but we will not interact.","That's a scientific impossibility, you know. Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Whatever you study, you also change.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15563,"I like a man who stays put. An admirable thing to be able to sustain yourself in these times. You live here all by yourself, do you?","Well, no, not really. There's Mr. Deetchum, he's the watchman, he lives on the first floor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15564,"What if I brought you, let's say, fifty thousand dollars? Would that eliminate some of your concerns?","Amigo, you bring me fifty-thousand dollars, and I have no more concerns.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15565,"He's capable of causing you a lot of trouble, Mr. Deeds.",How can he make any trouble for me? I haven't done anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15566,I'm looking for a last-minute guest for my show. Any suggestions?,I'll be your guest!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15567,"General Faceman, what was the name of the officer who called me from Burpelson?","I didn't speak to him, sir. But Colonel ""Bat"" Guano was in command of the Special Service battalion, so I would imagine he did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15568,"No, sir. You can kick me out, but I'm not quitting.","Get into your fatigues, Mayo. Before the weekend's out, you'll quit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15569,They don't know. It was carefully planned. Earlier in the day the victims received anonymous passes to the movie.,It's a copycat killer. I knew this would happen. That fucking movie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15570,I never said you couldn't be killed. I never said that.,"You have a problem, Elijah. My wife is right. Somewhere along the line one of your bones broke and your mind just broke with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15571,Where shall we put it? In the back?,No room there. We'll have to set it between us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15572,I've never been all that adventurous. I wouldn't be in the way?,I'd love the company. And I've hunted all my life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15573,"Sit up. Smile, Zozo. Don't attract attention to yourself.","Boss, some of those men are my neighbors, they know I'm Tutsi.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15574,"This boy from West Side, plays tackle both ways. Bench-presses 350 pounds. You imagine having that much weight on top of you? Pushing down? Be hard to breathe. Hard to swallow.",I think they have another fella there to keep it off your chest. A spotter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15575,You can't expect us to stand by while you take the ship into the Great Barrier.,"What you fear is the unknown. The people of your planet once believed their world was flat. Columbus proved it was round. They said the sound barrier could never be broken. It was broken. They said warp speed could not be achieved. The Great Barrier is the ultimate expression of this universal fear. It's an extension of personal fear. Captain Kirk, I so much want your understanding. I want your respect. Are you afraid to hear me out?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15576,Don't worry about me. There's still a chance I can issue a distress signal.,But you can't be sure! It's suicide. You have to come with us!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15577,You people looking for work?,"Mister, we're lookin' even under boards for work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15578,"You need to. She's alone in this house all day, taking care of Dad and your ungrateful behind.",No one's forcing her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15579,I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over. Us. This is no joke. I don't think we should see each other anymore.,But your friends are my friends. My friends are your friends. I don't think it would work. You have a little something on your upper lip.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15580,Dare say you can be taught.,"To shoot perhaps, but not to kill.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15581,"You knocked the fucking casket over, for Chrissakes!",I was just leaning on it! It was an accident!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15582,"Eric, you're not watching your mouth!","You get me Cheesy Poofs with the delightful cheddar crunch, and I'll watch my fucking mouth!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15583,"I know he's out, but how's he doing?","Y'know, I treated him better than any other probie I ever had. He probably hates my guts, but I did the best thing for him. I made him finally look in the mirror.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15584,"Why would a man leave his apartment three times, on a rainy night, with a suitcase? And come back three times?",He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15585,"If we knew that we'd know the answer to the riddle, wouldn't we? He's telling us where he's going to kill tonight and we can't see it.","Maybe we should back up a minute and take a look at what we do have. All the girls that have been killed have been killed at night. They're all the same type. All moved into their homes within the last three months, and all of them found their homes through Homesearchers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15586,Sorry if I spoke out of turn.,"Not at all. You gave me things to think about. You always do. You do sound a little wrecked, why don't you go home and stare at the ceiling?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15587,I never expected to see you again.,I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15588,"You're lucky you didn't break down in the desert. Day like today, you'd be dead in no time. When you leaving?",Not until my car's fixed. I don't know how long that's going to take.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15589,Great. And your all set for the performance?,"Yeah, it's a simple piece. If they get the floor done in time, me and the others will rehearse tomorrow afternoon, but it's not critical.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15590,"You're a fucking nut. You know that, Merle? You're a fucking maniac!","Yeah. When it comes to hunting, that's true.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15591,"Well, thanks for your help Mr. Rosenfeld, and I'm sorry my mother wouldn't go out with you. I'm sure she would have had a really great time.",I would have tried to show her a good time. I promised her when she left that I would never forget her and I never did. Stanley Rosenfeld does not forget.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15592,So I'm part Indian?,By blood you are. But blood only means what you let it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15593,You owe Wendy nine hundred and eighteen dollars.,"She doesn't need the money, for crissakes. She's living with Monty. I know it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15594,We are not at war! You and I and Jaeger are AWOL. We have no authority--,"He tried to kill us. If not just now, then in the helicopter. That's all the authority I need.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15595,That's a wolf's head.,"Of course, The Slaughtered Lamb. Why else would they have a severed wolf's head on a spear as their symbol?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15596,"A 4th of July beach is like ringing a dinner bell, for Chrissake!",I just pulled a shark tooth the size of a shot glass out of the hull of a wrecked boat out there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15597,I work for the landlord. He told me to watch out for the place.,I commend him on his choice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15598,"Judy, I want to tell you, these few days have been the first happy days I've had in a year.","I know. Because I remind you of her. The one that's dead. And not even that, very much.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15599,You told me he was dead.,"I thought he was, but he came back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15600,I always favored the Hulk.,Hulk was dumb as shit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15601,Then you believe all this? That Death is working off a list?,I didn't. Until I was dispatched to clean up one of the Flight 180 survivors.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15602,Their own blood can't sustain hemoglobin.,"Then vampirism is a genetic defect, just like Hemolytic anemia?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15603,"Fuck you, Mr. whatever-your-name is. This is a lifestyle I embrace.",That's why I'm letting you take care of this. I'm the one with appearances to maintain. But who gives a shit about you? Not even God.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15604,Not if he's inside the desk. We'll carry the desk over. Give me Duffy!,You can't take that desk out. It's crawling with cops outside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15605,"He seemed like a pretty good lawyer to me. His offices take up an entire floor of that big, new building on 125th Street, and he was using all these words I never heard before. He even offered me a job.","A job, huh? Well, that's nice, real nice. You won't have to work long. I'll be back soon enough. After I start work at First Federal Bank of Manhattan, I'll be keeping you in style. Everything will get back to normal again. That's a promise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15606,You killed my parents.,I had to. There was no other way. Their deaths were part of the greatest legacy I could have given you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15607,Does Mom know you have company?,It's just Linda. And Mark from school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15608,"Welcome, District Attorney Garrison. May I call you Jim?","I've been called everything under the sun, Jerry. Call me whatever you like.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15609,Did I? I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't have gone out on that line. Maybe I panicked.,"I was there, you were the only one who didn't panic. So do everyone a favor, don't hog all the guilt. You held on as long as you could. Yes, everything did go wrong, starting with Hal. I mean, what was he doing up on the Tower with a girl who could barely climb?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15610,"Lloyd, she's my mom.","I can't help my heart. And when I'm your dad, you'll have to do as I say.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15611,Yeah. Your parents came to my funeral. I was surprised at how many people came.,Why should you be surprised? You were a very well-liked person.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15612,We had to bring staff in from the whole county to handle this.,"I appreciate it, doctor. You know how it is, press screaming for answers, Washington's all over me. Ever handle a serial case?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15613,You're sure you know what you're doing?,Yes! It's all written down in the notes. Tie off the kites and come down!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15614,What kind of person doesn't call?,He's a grown man. He doesn't have to call every five minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15615,Thanks for the food and drink. And for bringing 'em yourselves.,"We're here to stay. We don't care to live, if we can't fight beside ya.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15616,"We've no time for tricks this day, Honeythorn Gump.","Tricks, is it? Why, I'll trick ye! Ungrateful whelp! I'll sour your milk and bird droppings'll fall from the sky wherever ye walk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15617,You and Mom have a lawyer?,"Well, yes. He's your lawyer too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15618,"Why, Mr. Jason. Most of these books are on the closed shelf. You have to get permission.",I wouldn't want to take them out. I just want to look at them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15619,I could eat a horse.,I think that's what you ordered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15620,We were trying to scare your mother.,Stepmother. I'm very sensitive about being related to reptiles.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15621,Wait a minute! Who elected you leader a this outfit?,"Well, Pete, I just figured it should be the one with capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, hell, let's put her to a vote!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15622,I thought I'd take it off for the drive over to IBM. It's kind of uncomfortable.,"Come on, Hamilton. You're going over there to represent Captain Kidd Fish and Chips. We have stores all over Southern California. Part of our image, part of our appeal is in our uniforms. You know that!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15623,I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair one day.,You may still. Somehow I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name Enterprise.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15624,"Rose, I have got doubts about that doctor and so does Daddy.",He's got doubts about himself and that's the saddest thing of all. Would you believe that poor man thinks nobody likes him?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15625,"I don't like this place, Mom. It's creepy. Please can we go? I promise I won't make any more bad pictures!",You'll be fine. Dr. Redfield just wants to give you some tests. You'll like him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15626,"First of all, we'll have a nice dinner. Try to find out where Dorothy sings.","I already know. The ""Slow Club."" It's on Route 7.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15627,"Please use your time to familiarize yourself with your new home and if there is anything you need to know, don't hesitate to ask us.","Now that you mention it, I sure would like to call my aunt up in Portland and tell 'er where I am so she can come visit me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15628,"He's very intense, and internal, don't you think?","At times, yes. But that's not an uncommon reaction to such an accident. Actually, I found him to have quite a sense of humor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15629,"I'm not sure, guy, but I don't think dyslexia is a virus.","Oh, who knows? They don't know that. Prove it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15630,"Scott, I want you to meet Daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers.",Why are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15631,"You want another one of these, too?","Yeah, give him another one. And I'll take a cup of coffee while you're at it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15632,You bet. You gonna be staying up here?,"Well, yeah! There's going to be major research up here. First thing is to get some pictures of that one we dug up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15633,"It's just the two raptors, right? You're sure the third one's contained?","Yes, unless they figured out how to open doors.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15634,"It's unbelievably trans-plendid! I was at the Stones concert in Altamount when they killed that guy, remember?","Yeah, were yuh? I was at an Alice Cooper thing where six people were rushed to the hospital with bad vibes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15635,I know that you used to work with an architect.,"And do you know that my mother and I had to suffer? If my father had bothered himself a little more about us, I'd be an architect now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15636,"Well, that's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?",With a trombone hooter like yours it'd be unnatural if you didn't.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15637,"I don't think I like that guy's attitude at all. Hey, you know what? Take off the blades. I mean it. I'm gonna break your fucking legs. Take 'em off.","You're fascist, man. Neofascist.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15638,"No, you've got yourself a meal ticket and you hate to let go.","Sure, it's a meal ticket for me. I admit it, but it's also a windfall for somebody like Mr. Norton who's trying to crash national politics. That's what you bought the newspaper for, isn't it? You wanta reach a lotta people, don't you? Well, put John Doe on the air and you can reach a hundred and fifty million of 'em. He can say anything he wants and they'll listen to him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15639,Victim my ass! You stole my security key and used it to break into my lab to do who knows what kind of damage! Maybe this is the end of the story and you finally got what you deserved!,This is what I deserve for trying to protect the world from a madman and his mercenary physicists?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15640,"Vernon, then. Vernon Hardapple. The scar's are from a horse. He fell during a race and got trampled.",And now he's addicted to painkillers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15641,I don't know. Maybe that's because this whole thing is a dream. How can you have a street with no cars on it?,"I don't know. But this isn't a dream. I'm real, and so is where we are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15642,"Well, gentlemen, are we going to war?","Our readers are, anyway, I don't know about the rest of the country.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15643,I want you to know that I really appreciate you helping me.,I'm glad you came to me for help.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15644,We walked the place for a week.,And I worked there. For a year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15645,"Hey, wanna' share a soda?","Oh, Buddy, that's so romantic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15646,I wish I could spare a few centuries to learn.,It took us centuries to learn that it doesn't have to take centuries to learn.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15647,You need a maid.,What I need is a nymphomaniac.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15648,"Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.","No, Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid little insignificant toy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15649,Did you just ask me what's a Negro? I'm a Negro!,"Ah, I never heard of that term before. I thought you were Black or African-American. No?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15650,"I don't want to devalue your victory, but I just want you to know I wasn't trying to win.",Victory is the same as defeat. It's giving in to destructive competitive urges.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15651,"He's ten times tougher than me, my brother. He's old-fashioned.",Yeah. He wouldn't even go out to dinner. Just wanted to go home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15652,"Uncle Louis, you remember Enzo's mother Signora Molinari from Amorgos?",The whale! How could I forget? Always was something fishy about that woman!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15653,"You are sick, that's why he's here.",He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15654,Hocker's death almost caused a race riot. A lot of innocent people could have been hurt behind that.,"Strange as it may seem, it might have cleared the waters. Sometimes the right action comes from the wrong reason.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15655,You think they're going to bust us?,"Yeah! You better figure out what's on that disc, cause we're being framed. It's in that place where I put that thing that time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15656,How could I? I'm helping you clean up Mark's remains and you ask how could I cheat on George?,"You're right. It's just, I can't cover up a murder so George won't know you're cheating.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15657,"Well, we'd like to find out something about him. What does he do for a living?",He and Jim Mason own the Tallow Works. But that's not where he makes his money. He makes most of it from his poetry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15658,I'd kill him. Him and that Redfield woman. Together. First one then the other. And then I'd laugh.,I'd laugh first then I'd kill them. Make sure they heard me laughing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15659,Good. Thank you. Now that I have it on. Why are you laughing? You don't even know what that means.,"No. I don't. But I always said to myself, when I die, I want to die laughing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15660,Alice? The others show up?,Everybody except the girl who's supposed to handle the kitchen. Annie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15661,I also did not come because I think I would not fit in America.,"Hey, everybody fits in here. Look at L.A., man. Nobody's from here. My momma's from Detroit, my dad's from Atlanta, they met in Texas, got married in Vegas and I was born in Alabama. So where the hell am I from? Kenya?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15662,"Look, asshole, I don't got time for this. If you got a problem, you better take care of it yourself.","Oh no, no, no. No can do. You enjoyed a tasty beverage and thus this receptacle becomes your responsibility and I don't care if it's a Styrofoam cup or the Exxon Valdez! You've got to learn to take responsibility!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15663,"You were supposed to be this colossus. You were this great, legendary thing. And yet he gains.","Well, I'm carrying three people. And he's got only himself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15664,You live around here?,Not too far. Are you a bird-watcher too?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15665,I know. That's why I want you to be fair with them.,How can you be fair with animals? They recruit niggers and spicks. They do violence in their own Grandmother's neighborhoods. And everything is dope and whores. The gambling is left to last. Let me run my family without you on my back. I want them taken care of.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15666,We can't just stop looking. Eric and Dr. Grant are out there somewhere.,"I want to find them too, but we can't do a bit of good right now. For every scary thing we saw in the daylight, I'll bet there ten times more of 'em at night. Am I right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15667,I've had nice things before but I always ruined 'em somehow.,"Well, this one's yours now. You ready to take care of it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15668,You're not exactly the type we're looking for.,You mean I'm black?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15669,"Oh, there were three of us. The others flew back in my plane. I don't understand why a meteor this size didn't make a bigger crater.",It hit sideways and skidded in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15670,Want to hear something great? Bobbie and Phoebe are throwing me a shower. It's really gonna be fun.,Not as much fun as the bachelor party the guys are throwing for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15671,I think Karl is going to be a writer or a librarian eventually. You should see all the books he has. He must read constantly.,"I ain't read 'em yet except two or three of 'em. I can't understand a lot of what I try to read. My mind, it wonders off to somethin' else when I try to read.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15672,But you threw a knife at my head!,And you caught it! Only the chosen one could have done that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15673,Did you not know that His Majesty has expressly forbidden ballet in his operas?,"Yes, but this is not a ballet. This is a dance at Figaro's wedding.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15674,"If I can't, then you all can relax, because it'll just be a simple case of me being nuts.",I can save you the trouble. You're nutty as a fruitcake. I love you anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15675,"With all respect, sir, I discovered that portal. Its my livelihood.","It's my head, Schwartz, and I'll see you in court!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15676,"The glib, cavalier routine, it really is an act, isn't it?",Don't believe it. I'm just skin deep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15677,It means that if we cannot have fired those torpedoes then someone else did.,They dinna fire on themselves. And there were no other ships present.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15678,"If Rick has the letters, he's much too smart to let you find them there.",You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15679,Would you tell us the nature of your relationship with Mr. Boz?,I had sex with him for about a year and a half. I liked having sex with him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15680,"Oh, Your Excellency, I don't know what to say.",I wouldn't know what to say either if I was in your place. Maybe you can suggest something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15681,"And the six of us, with almost no budget and in secret, are going to solve the case that the Warren Commission, with dozens of support staff and millions of dollars, couldn't solve. We can't keep up with the crimes in the Parish as it is, Chief.","The murder of a President, Bill, is a crime in Orleans Parish too. I didn't pick you because of your legal skill, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15682,You think I should hang around more with the crew?,"Well, I always heard you don't ""learn"" leadership, you earn it. How did you know they'd get into the vodka?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15683,To school. There's a seminar about getting back into a scholastic program after a lapse in enrollment.,Can't we ever have a discussion without that coming up?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15684,That sounds like a lot of bullshit that'll land us in jail.,We might have to take that chance. Cause I feel pretty strongly about this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15685,He says he can't get away in the daytime.,"How about his nights? He's too busy running around. Tell him to keep tomorrow night open, come in and sign this thing, or I'll call this whole deal off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15686,"Have you ever regretted your life working here, Alfred?",Attending to heroes? No sir. My only regret is that I was never able to be out there with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15687,"What's he going to do? File a missing drugs report? If it works out, this guy might be good for a few more turns.",Hope so. Those fucking orthodontist bills are killing me. One fifty every time they tighten those bitches up. One fifty! It's not even covered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15688,You need ID in there?,You do. To get out of here. You're gonna be me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15689,"Yeah, and get us into a million dollar libel suit. It wouldn't be the first time. Now, you get over there and get a statement out of the old lady, the sister, or the kid. Any of them, but get it.",All right. Give me a voucher for expenses.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15690,But you took off your Captain Kidd uniform.,I thought I'd take it off for the drive over to IBM. It's kind of uncomfortable.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15691,"We didn't have enough dough for two tickets, did we?",We coulda got two third-class!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15692,"Forgive me. I suppose I'm just naturally curious about a girl like that. She's very rich, isn't she?",I suppose so. Her father owns a big newspaper in San Francisco.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15693,"Look, Johnny Gobs got ripped and walked off a roof, all right? No big loss.",That ain't what I heard. That ain't what I heard at all. I heard the bat got him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15694,So you have no absolute proof that Sergeant Pinback ordered you to detonate.,I recall distinctly the detonation order. My memory is good on matters like these.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15695,Damn. Damn! If I could just get Chris to read this poem!,Why don't you read it to her? It worked for Nuwanda.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15696,"Fine. Grandma, would you teach me how to make strudel?","That's a day's work. But if that's what you want, maybe we can do it tomorrow for your birthday.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15697,"Peter, you're now writing a book about the Viznick case. You seem to be making a career of studying sensational murderers. I have to ask, how does it make you feel when you sit in courtrooms day after day, face to face with alleged killers?","Well, long-term exposure to things like this tends to give you a sort of clinical understanding of the subject. After awhile, you begin to make friends with it, so to speak.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15698,Thank you. This was so unnecessary. I hope you've noticed that Otis isn't barking as much. We keep him in at night.,At 4:30 today he barked for a solid fifteen minutes. I have it on tape.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15699,The plans for use of the maze were not disclosed to me.,I decided it this morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15700,That's because I'm working. You remember that? You used to care about your work.,I care more about my life. And yours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15701,"I love my country, I believe in music, what was I to do?","Look around you. See the country you served. Look at people who had real courage, who took risks, who risked their lives. Like Emmi's father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15702,Been sending her meals in regularly?,Yessir. She refuses them all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15703,"Look, kid, they obviously found your base of operations. If it was a trap, why flip their dicks by announcing themselves?","I agree. We play along for now, we might wind up learning something about how their world ticks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15704,"Fresh guy, huh! What you need is a good sock on the nose.","Look here, partner. You may not like my nose. But I do. It's a good nose. The only one I've got. I always keep it out in the open where anybody can take a sock at it. If you decide to do it, make sure you don't miss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15705,Send them home. We are not the police. What do we have to protect them?,"Please. Let them stay 'til morning. The militia will not come here, they know you are a Hutu with influence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15706,What'm I gonna do with half a cent? Buy me a thoroughbred cockroach? Everybody loses them fractions.,They don't actually lose 'em. You can't lose what you never got.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15707,I'm not going to walk through that shark arcade.,They're not going to hurt you. They're encased in plastic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15708,We gotta choke on the mud and the blood and Fleet can't be bothered to spit.,"No, I think something's up. The Sky Marshall's here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15709,You said this morning the hose was going to run me one-fifty.,Yep. For the hose. But while you was gone I replaced a gasket. That's going to run you another fifty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15710,"Thank you very much, Your Excellency.","Don't keep calling me that. It puts me at such a distance. I was not born a Court Composer, you know. I'm from a small town, just like your husband.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15711,It's a strange world isn't it? Do you know what building the woman lives in?,"Yeah. It's close by. That's what's creepy. They've had her under surveillance for a couple of months, except I don't know what they've found out because my father isn't in charge of her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15712,"Right, right, in a big underground treasure chamber. Everybody knows the story. The entire necropolis was rigged to sink into the sand. On Pharaoh's command, a flick of the switch! And the whole place could disappear beneath the dunes.","All we know is that the city mysteriously vanished around 2,134 B.C.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15713,Morphine? Chloroform? Horse tranquilizers? You've drugged him!,"No, actually, I found him like this. That's his stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15714,You've been in this house for a while?,I been here with him eight years now. He built it when he was with Leora.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15715,You mean the World Series? I thought the Red Sox were winning.,"Three games to two. But if you know their history, you realize there's a tragedy in the making. I've been carrying this franchise on my back since I was six years old.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15716,You don't like flashbacks because your mother's a historian.,Good theory. But I like my mother. I have no aversions to what she does.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15717,"Not you Zach. Remember, my wife is asleep upstairs, dear. Zach, am I gonna like what I see on this tape ? Is it the grandest of all the Park's tapes ?","Yes sir. It will be the best of your collection, I assure you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15718,What the hell are you expecting him to drive to Vanderbilt for? Milk and cookies?,"Jessica! He'll drive there for me, and I'll drive to Ann Arbor for him. We're going to have sex when he's ready and I'm ready. It's got to be completely perfect. I want the right place, the right time, the right moment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15719,Joanne Braslow is getting more and more interesting. I followed her today to an attorney's office. Joseph Koehler.,Joe Koehler. I know him. He's an estate attorney and he's very expensive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15720,"Well, maybe I should dig around in other people's clothes for money. It's obviously been highly successful for you.","Hey, you'd be surprised what you find in other people's pockets. Just gotta avoid them deadbeat bank tellers. Get you every time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15721,He keeps asking me questions about you. Do you know him? Do you recognize him?,Do I recognize him? I recognize what he is. I like him. He's Canadian. He can read Italian. He can catch rabbits.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15722,No one calls you that.,She does. She says I sleep all day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15723,"It's no accident we stumbled on this money. It's an answer to a prayer! Every night and every day I've prayed that God would just help me out a little, give me a little push. Tonight my prayer came true.",Oh so God's like Western Union and he just dropped us a couple million bucks?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15724,And this is the thanks I get. I did you a favor. You never wanted to marry that joker in the first place.,That's not the point. And what if I had wanted to?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15725,"I told you, time has no meaning here. If you leave, you can go anywhere, any time.","I know exactly where I want to go, and when. Back to that mountaintop on Veridian III, before Soran put out the star. I have to stop him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15726,"Oh, now I'll never get home!","Stay with us, then, Dorothy. We all love you. We don't want you to go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15727,"Gee, those look like diamonds!",Some places that's what people use for money. They're easy to carry and they don't wear out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15728,You've cut your hair?,I dyed it. We're all getting old.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15729,"David, I don't understand a thing about you. You're a Jew. Are you a Jew?","Yes, I'm a Jew. But I like to think first I'm a human being.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15730,You don't think someone will have a problem with a body being thrown off a balcony?,We check out the area and wait for a time when it's clear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15731,I don't know whether I like it very much being seen around with an angel without any wings.,"Oh, I've got to earn them, and you'll help me, won't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15732,"No, I need some serious household advice.","First off, you'll need to go to Target. And, let's see, what should you buy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15733,"Oh, sure. Sure. We don't want to fire Arthur.","He was the last baby my father delivered, Arthur was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15734,"Rule number one, don't get involved with patients. Rule number two, don't get involved with patient's daughters. You understand?",What about rule number three? Don't get involved with dispatchers named Love.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15735,Ever wonder why the dalmatian's the symbol of the firehouse?,First organized fire department was on the border of Dalmatia and Sardinia in the year 642.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15736,You don't think my sister Catherine should live in her daughter-in-law's house?,"Well, I don't know the people, of course. But as a rule, I don't think a mother-in-law should live with a young couple.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15737,"Graham and I were talking about apartments and I told him to check the Garden District, there are some nice little places there, garage apartments and stuff.","Stay away from the Garden District. Serious crime. I don't know what kind of place you're looking for, but there are a lot of studio-type apartments available elsewhere.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15738,I just wanna make sure no one else gets done in that way because we were in bed with the wrong doer.,Ray. I never get into bed with somebody unless I know for sure. Just the way I was raised.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15739,"How ya doing, honey?","Oh Jack, I'm so warm. I'm burning up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15740,"How is that possible? You give concerts, don't you? I hear they are quite successful.","They're stupendously successful. You can't get a seat. The only problem is none will hire me. They all want to hear me play, but they won't let me teach their daughters. As if I was some kind of fiend. I'm not a fiend!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15741,How many girls have you slept with?,How many different girls? Didn't we already have this discussion once?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15742,Wouldn't it be quicker if we all helped?,"Yes, there's no time to spare. And those fibers can be quite tenacious.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15743,"Oh, Leland, sit down and eat you dinner.","Oh, I'll sit down, but none of us are going to start eating till Laura goes and washes her hands.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15744,"Your lips, they didn't move.","They did, but too fast for you to see them. No magic, just grace and speed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15745,"No thanks. I don't care what you do, but just make sure you don't get caught, okay? The last I heard, it was still illegal to sell Cuban cigars in this country.","It's the law that's buying. That's what's so beautiful about it. I mean, when was the last time you heard of a judge sending himself to jail?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15746,"I'm scared, Grady. I know it sounds crazy. But, there's something trying to get into my body.",The only thing trying to get into your body is female and waiting for you on a cabana floor. And you want to sleep with me. Go figure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15747,I believe this is a sword such as the archangels wield. Surely St. Michael had so fine a blade when he drove the serpent from heaven.,"Well then, you've got the sword and you've got the armor. All that's lacking is the steed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15748,"I've been looking for this Jake Vig for some time now. Problem is, the guy's the invisible man. A spook, a spectre, a ghost. Then, like a gift, Jake's good buddy and member of his crew, Alfonse Moorely, is found the other day with a hole in his head.","Preliminary forensics suggests he was sitting there, bloated and purple in his egg foo young for at least seventy two hours. Alfonse was not a small man and there was a lot of food ordered, so you can imagine the smell. Bad for the neighbors, good for me because in all the time I've been looking for Jake, this is only the second time I've even gotten a whiff of him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15749,"What, it's not weird. I just cut the stupid hot dog in half.",I can't believe they still ate it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15750,"Oh. You must have been, uh, very unhappy.","Yeah, unhappy and fat. And I still find the meetings very comforting, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15751,Look at the size of those two beasts.,I don't think I could hurt one of them with a sledgehammer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15752,"How well do you know this boy, Seth, who was driving? You know the police have charged him with a DUI and possession of marijuana.","He's a friend. He's also like the only one who was dealing with the situation. He'd definitely had a few beers, but it's not like he wanted to drive. We didn't know what else to do. It wasn't my pot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15753,"Hey, Willie, what was Claude's plan, anyway?","Nothing to it, really. Claude figured they could steal a couple of bodies from the morgue. They got a couple of crackers working there don't know their asses from their elbows. Then they was gonna set fire to the infirmary and make it look like those bodies was them that got stuck inside. Claude figured during the commotion, it wouldn't be too hard to slip onto one of the fire trucks and hang tight until it rolled right on out of here in the morning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15754,"Dr. Thompson, just so the Jury knows, you never treated Deborah Ann Kaye. Is that correct?",That is correct. I was engaged to render an opinion.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15755,"Dana, Mr. Hardy called. Why weren't you in class today?","He lies! I was there! I was in the nurse's office, cause I had a headache.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15756,"Well, God knows he tried, but I've been rather firm with him, Mummy. You didn't tell me he was so obsessed with sex. It's bizarre.",You can't judge him by modern standards. He's very much a product of his times. In my day he could have any woman he wanted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15757,"Where the hell are you taking us, anyway? Just blow something up already.","Just blow something up? Are you nuts? There's an art to mass destruction. Would you just paint the Mona Lisa? No. Besides, we're here already.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15758,"The only time people like Dolores used to pay any attention to me was to laugh at me or insult me. That guy, Doug Snell, who shook my hand when we walked in, he used to call me a four-eyed worm.","Well, you showed them. You're rich and famous and successful. And you have a beautiful wife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15759,We're getting a little old for running.,"Yeah, well, we're still a little young for Albany State Prison. Are you pissed about Al? I'm pissed too, but I'm not like ""twenty-five to life"" pissed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15760,"That's three games to none, Carl.","All right, let's have a rematch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15761,I've got a responsibility here. I can't let everybody grab free drinks.,What responsibility? You're closing the fucking store to play hockey.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15762,"She sounds like a prisoner, Taransky. Are you holding her hostage? Are you some kind of Svengali?","Who's the hostage, Sayer, her or you? You look kind of ""captive"" yourself. While you're spending every waking hour obsessing over Simone, guess what, I guarantee she doesn't even know you exist. Get off my property or I'll call the cops.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15763,Why won't you check out LV-426?,"Because I don't have to. The people who live there checked it out years ago and they never reported and 'hostile organism' or alien ship. And by the way, they call it Acheron now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15764,No harm done. Everything's okay now. I've got to be going.,"No, wait. You can't just walk off. You saved my life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15765,"You're a family man, Frankie?","Wife and daughter. My father's still alive. He outlives me, starting tonight. Because the Mets just tied the score. It was only a matter of time, wasn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15766,The colored vote happens to be very important to the Mayor of this town.,Especially with an election coming up in a few days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15767,"And Abdul and Carl and Sacha, they stay with the place, or I don't sell.",Of course they stay. Rick's wouldn't be Rick's without them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15768,"Can't beat it with a hammer. Well, since you asked, it looks like I may have a new show, a pilot being shot.","That's wonderful. Isn't that what you always wanted, a show of your own?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15769,"Dad, it takes time. You gotta build a customer list. I'm doing it. I could make more money in one year as a broker than five years at the airline.","I don't get it. You get a scholarship to NYU, you got 35,000 the first year, and 50 last year. Where the hell is it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15770,I want your guarantee they'll be turned loose when she opens the front door.,I get my hostage first. No one's turned loose until I say so.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15771,Sounds like you were in an accident or something.,I was shot twice in the back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15772,Why would you stay so long with an operation that is so clearly not a growth enterprise?,"Taking care of people isn't a growth enterprise, Mr Sims. I hope you write that down in your report, I'd like your bosses to read it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15773,Mrs. Schuyler is not at home.,"I know, I know. I waited outside till she went out. She's a very nice lady, but we don't vibrate well together.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15774,Let me see the files.,They're on top of the bookshelf. I'll get them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15775,"But I always thought that you would marry Charlie, Carol would marry Walter, and I would marry Arthur. We'd all live on the same street and take our kids to the park together and have barbecues every Sunday. It'll spoil everything if you and Charlie break up. That Michael doesn't look like the barbecue type.",I'm not going to marry him. I just went out with him once. I know! Why don't we go to the movies tonight? Just us girls. It'll be fun.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15776,Why not? You stink.,That shit gives me a rash all under my arms and around my stomach. I like my odor. It's fuckin' natural.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15777,You turned up a one way street!,I was only going one way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15778,Lecter has already named Buffalo Bill.,"He gave us a perfectly good description, and we're on it now, so we won't be needing your little novelty act any longer. Or his, either. He's under close guard at the courthouse, pending a prison transfer. The next plane, Officer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15779,"They're not monsters, Lex. They're just animals. And these are herbivores.","That means they only eat vegetables. But for you, I think they'd make an exception.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15780,We'll be broke in four weeks.,Three weeks. I had to rent some equipment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15781,"Don't you think he's too old, though? How's his health?","It must be alright. He's still running around digging up tombs. Besides, he's had experience.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15782,Norman Bates' mother has been dead and buried in Greenlawn Cemetery for the last ten years!,I helped Norman pick out the dress she was buried in. Periwinkle blue.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15783,We're fine. We're great. We're having a baby and we're moving to London.,"Well, you weren't fine last summer when you went Sylvia Plath on me in Connecticut.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15784,"Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?","Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15785,"I think you overestimate our dear Viennese, my friend. Do you know you didn't even give them a good bang at the end of songs so they knew when to clap?","I know, I know. Perhaps you should give me some lessons in that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15786,"You know, you should spend some of that money instead of worrying about it. That's my advice.",He's right. You'd feel much better about it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15787,Nobody knows about your mental retardation.,Nobody knows you barfed during junior high school graduation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15788,You guys seem pretty tight.,"We've gotta be. In this business, you don't exactly make a lot of outside commitments.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15789,"Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimate you to the Nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.","Well, as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15790,"They feel you've been sort of left out of things, Terry. They think it's time you had a few little things going for you on the docks.","A steady job and a few bucks extra, that's all I wanted.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15791,Wow your body's really hot.,I've been working out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15792,"Colwyn, don't be a fool. You can't do battle with that thing.",There's no way to outrun it. You know that. This is what Ynyr was preparing me for. It's what he died for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15793,"Don't quit, Sarah. Our son need you.","I know, but I'm not as strong as I'm supposed to be. I can't do it. I'm screwing up the mission.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15794,We must hurry to the base. We have little time before the Death Star arrives.,"I'd like to get paid before that, eventually. I don't plan to stick around for the fireworks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15795,You got dances too?,We got the best dances in the county every Saturday night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15796,"Well, if you're still thinking about booking it, I want in. I think we can make it.","We? Did I hear you say we? As I recall, you're the one who said there is no we. Guess we got some bad news in that letter, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15797,"Your young friends also told us you had no weapons in the car. Dave, isn't it a bit difficult to hunt for geese without a shotgun?","Yes, now I remember, Mr. Garrison. I'm sorry, I got confused. We got out there near the geese and it was only then we realized we'd forgotten our shotguns. Stupid, right? So of course we didn't get any geese.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15798,I've tried calling and writing. I want to reach Michael.,"Nobody knows where he is. We know he's all right, but that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15799,"Well, Mr. Smarty-Pants Detective, your logic is specious. What prevented Mr. Acme from putting the will back in the safe before they killed him?","Because he's not forty feet tall. The safe was up on the ceiling, remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15800,Fuck it's over. That money's mine.,"That money's fucked up your brain. Talley's going to get tired of waiting for us to give up, and we'll all be fuckin' killed!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15801,I have no future husband.,I don't understand. Not a week ago your father gave us his blessing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15802,I'm gonna take off ya clothes.,"Mookie, I told you already it's too fucking hot to make love.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15803,"It's crazy in there. What's wrong with that doctor? He keeps mumbling, poking himself in the eye when he talks to me.",He's working a double shift.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15804,How about that jeep?,"That's General Gavin's. His lap dog told me if anyone breathes on it, I'll get busted and if anyone so much as touches it with their little finger, I'll get court marshaled. If you were to take it, they'd shoot me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15805,That little old man.,"Oh, that one. That's me Grandfather.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15806,This is your ship?,"That's right. I'm the owner, the Captain. Yyou can call me El Capitan.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15807,"Like gangbusters, doc. Okay, I missed the last one.","You missed the last three, including her birthday. Your wife's gripe sheet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15808,"The woman's surrounded by fools! She has to be packed and ready to leave by seven thirty tomorrow morning. Knowing that lot, they'll still be dressing her at eight.",She's got an army of people to get her up and out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15809,"You know, this isn't gonna end well, these things never do.","Yeah, well, if it turns out I get shot like a dog, it'll be in the street, not off a goddamn fence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15810,Susie's not a virgin anymore.,She's fucking nine years old! Jesus Christ.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15811,Let me rephrase. Were you attracted to him?,"I guess, but not because of the way he looked or anything. He's just so different, somebody new to have a conversation with. I'm just tired of talking to other couples about whether or not they're going to buy the station wagon, you know? It's just boring. I don't know, he was just different. And he's really on about truth a lot, being honest, and I like that, I felt comfortable around him. After he left I had a dream that he signed a lease to rent our guest room.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15812,You ever think about going back?,"Sometimes. But what's the alternative, not playing? You remember big Toni? She quit last year, now she's working at some bookstore. I mean, look at us. They treat us like we're Hollywood stars over here. We just played in the championship game. It doesn't get much sweeter than this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15813,Is the hospital covered?,The cops have it locked in and I got my people there visiting Pop all the time. What about the hit list.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15814,"Aw right, he runs the numbers outta the south side.","And a packing company, a chain of Savings and Loans and half the politicians in Chicago and New York. There ain't a fix in the world gonna cool him out if he blows on ya.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15815,What about one guy with two guns?,"Possible, but unlikely. The angles are too extreme. A guy holding two guns to the back of your head is gonna shoot straight ahead. He wouldn't cock out his elbows, makes no sense. Besides, you telling me one guy came in here and killed eight men with eight extremely well aimed shots in just a few seconds? No way. Had to be at least two.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15816,No thanks. I'm fine without them.,"Right. That's why you were standing in the Chancellor's back yard twirling that little cap gun of yours tonight. You're fine, all right, you're fit as a fucking fiddle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15817,How long have you been married?,"Eight weeks. We come from Bulgaria. Oh, things are very bad there, Monsieur. A devil has the people by the throat. So, Jan and I, we, we do not want our children to grow up in such a country.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15818,Shhh. He'll hear you.,Good! It'll save me the trouble of repeating myself. He's not fucking driving you!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15819,You know how easy it'd be for one of Lonnegan's guys to nail you?,"All we need is a couple days, Henry. A couple days and we'll get Lonnegan down and stomp on 'em.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15820,"That's fine, Mr. Kesher. You can pay cash when you check out. I'm sorry. It was my duty to inform you.",Fine. I'll check out in the morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15821,"Mrs. Phillips, how long have you known Ted Kramer?",Six years. Ever since Ted and Joanna moved into the building.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15822,Can I ask you where you were the night Teresa Banks was murdered?,You can tell J. Edgar that I was at a party and I got fifteen fucking witnesses.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15823,"It's not funny, Jim, I'm scared.","Don't be. Nothing to be scared about, honey, I been through four years of war. This is nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15824,You got a suitcase?,Never needed one. I've never been anywhere. I've got a backpack.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15825,I want you to start your work for the last phase of the campaign.,"I will, Marcus. But you're going to be well enough to direct it yourself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15826,You probably also know that we found them okay.,"Yes, I know that. But I can assure you that they were about to fail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15827,"OK, Bob. I don't know his name. You know why? Because I don't care. He's Future Man. But I care about you. And to me it doesn't make sense to go back to the scene of a crime. Will you get in the car, Bob? This is stupid.","It's not your decision and he's not your brother, Dignan.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15828,We can do this. We can get her out of here.,"Have you completely lost your mind? So you get her out of here. So you get her out into the desert somehow, without anybody seeing, so what, you don't think at some point somebody might notice that she's gone?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15829,We can't pump poison gas down into the cooling unit! It'll flood the whole ship!,The only other thing I can think of is for somebody to crawl in there and flush it out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15830,What are the odds? Do I have a fifty-fifty chance of surviving the operation?,It's hard to say. It's a delicate surgery. There's no getting around the fact that it's a very high-risk situation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15831,I'm doing okay. I gotta get ready for work.,"Okay? With this pad and the killer wheels, looks like you really cleaned up your act.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15832,I wish they'd put us in the same room.,"So do I. But don't worry, we'll be seeing a lot of each other.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15833,"Yeah, but don't pick me up. My father may think it's strange. I'll walk over to your house. I'll be there at eight o'clock.",Okay. You better get out before someone sees us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15834,"No, no, wait. Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.",Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15835,"Tell me he's living in squalor. Tell me everything he has is being repossessed, including his filthy, dented mobile home.",He's got a houseboat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15836,"Young lady, you're drunk!",Just a little. I've had a tough day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15837,"No, I gotta admit this is peculiar. Did you have a light burning or something.","Yes, but the curtains were drawn.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15838,I keep having these really terrible dreams. They are getting worse and I can't seem to stop them.,"David, your dreams will stop. You'll leave England and your bad memories, and then this will all fade away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15839,"In all that smoke and fire, John had a moment of weakness. He'd been down and out, destitute, living in his car. It was just an impulse, stealing my purse.",Swiped your purse! While he was saving you? You gotta be kidding!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15840,I don't know if you heard. A hired gunman tried to off Adrian.,Veidt's a fool. Tried to warn him about new information. Sicced his mangy cat on me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15841,They kept this scrapbook of your life. It meant the world to them.,"I wondered about them, for so many years. I wondered if I looked like them, acted like them. I wondered why they gave me up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15842,"I guess I got a little overexcited. Wasn't it incredible! I'm telling you, this is a first. You know what this could mean to the University?","Oh, yeah. This could be bigger than the microchip. They'll probably throw out the entire engineering department and turn their building over to us. We're probably the first serious scientists to ever molest a dead old lady.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15843,I'll help you tote 'em if I don't give out first.,Okay. You don't have to though.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15844,How come you were in my truck?,I was tired and didn't have any place to go.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15845,What about the reshaping of the human body by modern technology? I thought that was your project.,A crude sci-fi concept that floats on the surface and doesn't threaten anybody. I use it to test the resilience of my potential partners in psychopathology.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15846,"Come on, get up. I'll buy you a drink.","I admit I may have seen better days, but I am still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15847,Your name's Harlan? I got an uncle named Harlan!,"You do? Is he a funny uncle? 'Cause if he is, then he and I got somethin' in common.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15848,Has his story changed?,"Not one word. He admits to having sex with your mother, but that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15849,"Well technically, I don't think I'm a virgin anymore.","Yeah. This summer at church camp? I'm pretty sure I had, y'know, an orgasm.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15850,Why would he want to kill his own girlfriend?,"There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all. Simplicity. Besides, if it's too complicated you lose your target audience.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15851,"We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don't blow them, who will?","Even so. One isolated, pretty good performance by an understudy. It'll be forgotten tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15852,"Will, what happened at the Tri-tech meeting?",I couldn't go 'cause I had a date. So I sent my cheif negotiator.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15853,"Those idiot broads! Here we are all packed to go to Miami, and what happens? The saxophone runs off with a Bible salesman, and the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant. I ought to fire you, Bienstock.","Me? I'm the manager of the band, not the night watchman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15854,I'm feeling fine this morning.,That makes it unanimous. I feel all right too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15855,Because I go to trial in seven weeks. I've got a lot of preparing to do.,No one's asking you not to work. I just think you could make some time for your son.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15856,I wasn't saying anything. I was singing.,"I suppose any note, no matter how sour, is a song if you hold on to it long enough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15857,"Sire, I swear to Your Majesty, there's nothing like that in the story. I have taken out everything that could give offense. I hate politics.","I think you are rather innocent, my friend. In these dangerous times, I cannot afford to provoke our nobles or our people simply over a theatre piece.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15858,"Sure wish I had longer to get used to the idea. You think if you got no uterus, and no breasts, you're still technically a woman?","Sure you are. You're just a happier woman, cause you don't have to deal with maxi-pads and underwire.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15859,Long as I live I'll never get used to that sound.,"They're just lonely is all. Hell, I howl myself sometimes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15860,"Sure, take him to the vet.",I did. And his stomach is out of whack. So they need him for a couple of days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15861,That's a lot of money for a little girl.,"It's for school, for summer writing class.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15862,You wanna run by the park and see what everybody's doing? Get zooted?,I guess so. I gotta stop off home too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15863,"If we squeeze him through, I'm going to get him into Androscoggin College.","How about squeezing him through into Dartmouth? If all he wants to do is catch lobsters, he can learn that here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15864,It will take years to make that many statues. But your work would be featured.,"That's the idea, Walter. It's the only way to gain recognition. All the big art critics and art dealers would be there, it would be an event.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15865,"James Leer, are you telling me your mother was a stripper?",I'm telling you what I was told by my uncle. And he should know. He ran half a dozen men's clubs in Baltimore before he skipped town on a bad debt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15866,I don't think so. Alex's premonitions happened exactly as he saw them no matter how much we tried to change it.,Then the only way to survive is to get to the hospital and protect Eugene and Isabella for as long as we can.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15867,"No, see, I don't need a finder's fee. Finder's fee's, what, ten percent? Heck, that's not gonna do it for me. I need the principal.","Jerry, we're not just going to give you seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15868,Can't you at least call the camp and make sure everything's all right?,We have! Trying to track you down. The phone there is disconnected.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15869,"Spare me the race card, OJ. We're not going out into the sun. It's too risky.",You don't have a choice. You're just going to have to protect yourselves as best you can.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15870,Are you on the Mercury mission?,"That's right, Striker. And we're getting married when we return.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15871,"I'm glad somebody finally cried. Every time I come in here and see all this unnecessary death, I want to cry. I don't cry, of course. Not manly, you know. Did she try antihistamines?",They made her so sleepy she couldn't work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15872,You don't secretly want the attention?,I'm not even sure I deserve it. After tonight I'll have almost as much screen time on your show as I do in my movies. How is that healthy for a performer?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15873,"Look, I don't know what's going on here, but I am Senior Vice President of this company.","I don't care who you are. It's Christmas and, like I told you, the building is closed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15874,"I didn't think you could come, with the party and everything.","Oh, I wouldn't let them stop me from seeing you. So I threw them out!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15875,"Dad, here! You don't have to stop, just slow down. You can tell Mama I jumped out. She knows that's the kind of thing I'd do. She won't blame you.","But I gave her my word. Besides, she's still your legal guardian. My hands are tied.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15876,"Ah, the staff meeting could have gone better.","Let me guess, Russia came up?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15877,"Rick is completely neutral about everything. And that takes in the field of women, too.",You weren't always so carefully neutral. We have a complete dossier on you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15878,This is going to become very physical. Are you prepared for that?,You're not such a creature of the ooze that you'd hurt an unarmed man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15879,You can't kill Mulder. He's got too much light on him.,You need not kill a man to destroy him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15880,"You're conning me, sweetheart. I ain't responsible for no baby.","Then why do you think I married Frank? I was already pregnant, and I didn't have much time. Say what you like, but at least he gave my kid a name.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15881,"Nothin', Morty. It's my lunch hour, I thought I'd drop by and see who died lately.","Yeah? Ain't that something? Middle of a drought, the water commissioner drowns. Only in L.A.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15882,"If you're such a devoted fan, why were you at the play tonight instead of the game? Answer carefully. This is important. You could have gone to the theater last night. There was no game last night.","Because I can't bear to watch. When they lose, I die inside. It's like some little person named Steve just crumples up and dies. I wait for the scores. I still die, hearing the scores, but it's over in a second. I can't survive the game pitch by pitch, inning by inning. I've done it too many times. And I can't do it anymore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15883,You'd like to buy your wife some lingerie as a Christmas gift.,Yes. I have her permission.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15884,So you just don't point blank ask your teenage daughter about sex.,Why not? You worried you might find out how much she actually knows?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15885,"Do you know how ridiculous you sound? First of all, it's illegal for U.S. citizens to buy gold. And in the second place, the price of gold is regulated by the government.",I think they're going to deregulate it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15886,I thought he didn't have to pay anything because of the technicality.,"Yeah, but he still has the aggravation. Three days sitting in a cell.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15887,Tell my dad I'm sorry about the watch.,I'll tell him. Where does he live? We'll get him on the phone right now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15888,"I need to get your signature on some papers here, Kit.","Well, I've got to read them first. Suppose I could get a Coke while I do?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15889,"Oh, the Coldstream Guards. Don't you take your hat off in elevators?","I never wear a hat. Oh, so I am. I forgot. I guess I'm terribly sorry again, Mrs. West.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15890,"Three hundred and twenty thousand dollars. See, I gotta correlate that money with the cars it's being lent on.","Yeah, no problem, I'll just fax that over to ya, then.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15891,"She was kidnapped and brought here two years ago just as we were, Bob.","I don't believe it! I can't believe it. She's lying. You're lying. You're lying! Every word you've been saying is a lie! Come on, say it!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15892,"I'm sorry, sir. We caught him by surprise, so we don't think he had time to erase his computer files.","Good. Good man. Alright, let's finish up here, and take him in for interrogation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15893,"We've got about a week left, right?",And then we run out of food and oxygen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15894,I had a little problem in one store. I wasn't dressed right. I don't know what to say. I don't belong there. Maybe I'll just go back to Bridget. She was cool.,"Vivian, you belong wherever you are. I don't care how you were dressed, they were the ones who were wrong, not you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15895,A marked man gets wise and wants to come in.,His testimony has the potential of blowing the lid off what's left of the La Cosa Nostra is this country. That alone warrants total immunity from prosecution and and a vanishing act with Witness Protection.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15896,Do they have a waterbed?,"They don't have anything except four walls and a roof, and that's all we need.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15897,"Are you Juno, our case worker?","Yes. I evaluate individual cases and determine if help is needed, deserved, and available.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15898,"Might want to stop and think about the safety of your students, Miss Tate.","I never stop thinking about it, Detective. The only way in or out of this school is through that gate, and it is secured at all times.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15899,I'm not hungry. What's wrong? I spent all morning on that soup. I thought you liked Worm's Wart.,There's nothing more suspicious than Worm's Wart. It distracts one from every other taste and sme,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15900,"Jimmy, kick it! They're gaining.",We're already over Mach 2!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15901,Yes. She bought my sister's business.,That's what she told you. I looked it up at the Hall of Records. Your sister deeded her the business as an outright girt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15902,You tricked me. I wouldn't have. I've never. Never.,"I know, but it wasn't all bad was it? I think you found it quite pleasurable. Oh so soft. So sensual.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15903,"Oh, that is more beautiful than I ever imagined it! I wish I could show you to mommy and daddy. I wish you could enjoy Christmas with us.",You and I shall enjoy Christmas together. Shall I show you my Christmas gift to you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15904,So I hear you're taking some time.,Yeah. Summer vacation. Thought I'd travel some. Maybe write a little bit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15905,Is it familiar? Have you been here before?,I was thirsty. He told me to get a drink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15906,"I like you very much, Walter.",I thought you did on account of you kissed me the other night!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15907,"I took a ballroom class with Michelle. I never danced with anyone but her, til tonight. That Lorraine chick is good.",You were good. Did you see how she was vibing you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15908,"You were the middleman, am I right? Old man Christian wasn't about to go shopping for a snuff film himself.",Wouldn't exactly have been possible for a man of his stature.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15909,There's something pathetic parked in front of my house.,"Come off it, Peggy. And what do you mean your house? This is my house. I paid for it, I'm still paying for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15910,I want to be John Malkovich. Tomorrow morning. Plus I'd like to meet this partner of yours.,"Well, you know we're going to be very busy tomorrow. I'll tell you what. Let's do it tonight. Right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15911,Notice something funny about that bus?,Yeah. It missed the last four stops.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15912,I was a sales associate at E.F. Hutton.,A broker? Really. And now you're in the tire business?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15913,You still need the rope? I thought you were one a those spacemen with ice in ya veins.,"I'd rather be on the rope and not need it than need it and not have it. Now step aside, old man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15914,"Vada, something happened to Thomas J last night, he stepped on a beehive.",I told him not to tease those bees. Did he get stung?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15915,Did either of them ever indicate that they might be running from the Law?,"Now that you mention it, they might have been a little bit jumpy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15916,"It really goes fast. Thanks, Uncle Al.","It goes fast, all right, and if your mother finds out just how fast, Marty, I will have a new job. Singing soprano with the Vienna Boys' Choir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15917,I take it by your answer it was a whole new team?,"Now that you bring it up, yes. They were different men. I hadn't really thought that much about it. Since many psychiatric opinions are, by a rule, sought out for this kind of situation, what do you think normally happens? The Knoxs are assigned a family psychologist that takes care of them throughout the rest of their lives? The state doesn't work like that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15918,"Do they just put you on the spot like that? Like, all the time?","The professors? Yeah, they tend to do that. Socratic method.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15919,You think this'll cheer Dad up?,"Of course, he'll love it. You're a terrific artist.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15920,"I used to think he was right about a lot of things, but now I don't know. I thought he was going somewhere, but now I think I am wasting my time.","No, you guys are great together. He'll come through, I'm sure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15921,"But you don't keep a cat, do you?","We don't even like them. I've often thought of giving it away, but Oliver wouldn't stand for it. It was his first wife's favorite picture. She was an artist.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15922,"A monster? But he built this for the woman he loved, like the Taj Mahal.","The Taj Mahal wasn't a palace, it was a tomb. Why didn't he tell us?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15923,Why can't you be my champion?,"If I am your judge, I cannot be your champion. When I act as your King, I cannot be your husband.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15924,"Coach hates me, doesn't she?",She hates all freshmen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15925,"Dignan, I can't get my hair cut. That's just not possible, all right?","Then you're going to have to dye it, Anthony. We've got to hide our identities. Especially after Bob crashed the car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15926,Mostly. We open a can of beans and boil some coffee.,Where do you keep the can opener?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15927,We're low on salt. I should go to Pembroke and get some.,You got salt last week.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15928,I'll take what's mine now.,"Take them, but I'm keeping a detachment of troops here to watch over them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15929,I am aware of what a condition red alert implies.,"Well, sir, they may not allow the Special Service troops to enter the base.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15930,It's really nice of you to help us.,"I wish I could do more, but we're moving out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15931,Why is everybody up at sunrise?,"The sun is setting, Logan. You've been asleep for nineteen hours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15932,Imagine if your families could pay their gambling and drug debts with perfect counterfeit bought for cents on the dollar.,The Feds would be onto you in a month.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15933,We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.,"No and I don't plan on sticking around, either. I don't guess I'll be seeing you again. Take it easy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15934,"Dr. Evil, do you really expect them to pay?","No, Mr. Powers, I expect them to die. Even after they pay me the money, I'm still going to melt all the cities of the world with hot magma. All right, guard, begin the unnecessarily Slow-Moving Dipping Mechanism.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15935,Jesus Christ. I knew you were sick but I never expected to hear you actually say that kind of stuff.,"It's straight economics. This girl is a god-send. Shit, she can make us a grand a day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15936,"A revolution is not a polite discussion in a parlor, Citizen Lieutenant. One does not call it murder to kill such vermin.","You may save your philosophy for the magistrate, Monsieur Varlac. I am only a simple officer in the army, and to me what you have done is called murder, and his always been called murder by honest men.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15937,I don't know why I keep hoping you'll grow out of this tomboy thing.,I won't. I'm a lesbian.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15938,"It looked so small from the beach, but when you're on it, it's more like a cruiser. Or a destroyer.",Just regulation size. We have three like this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15939,We don't want to go there.,"No we don't. But that's where we're going. From Minden we take a stage to Reno, then another one over to Auburn and another one to Placerville. Then it's a day's trip to Sonora.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15940,You have wonderful art. I love that lithograph. Hockney?,"Yes. I just got that, actually. It was a gift.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15941,"Well, that's interesting, Dave. I always liked Washington, it's a pretty town.","Oh, it's all right. Beats Jew York. But the niggers have took it over, just like every other city we got, only worse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15942,"You got it wrong, boy. I'm not the monster you think.",Maybe you should tell that to the old lady you tried to hit with the shovel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15943,I haven't worn heels since I was 16. I don't think I could walk in these?,"Sure you can. Anyway, parties are all about standing still.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15944,What I heard was that you fell off your horse drunk and broke your neck.,"I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just I was in Nebraska. Who's your friend?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15945,But the place burned to the ground.,The blood is still there. We just gotta figure out where.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15946,"I'm just worried about your health, Larry. You could stand to shed a few pounds.","And you could stand to get a little smarter. Ain't that right, you dumb blonde fuck?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15947,You go first. Let me watch how to do this.,"You don't get nothin' done by watchin'. You just gotta do it. Here, I'll help you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15948,Weird they didn't chase us.,Maybe they're as scared of us as we are of them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15949,"We could cut a section out of that metallite netting. It won't hold up to that acid, but aside from that it's pretty strong.",We have to avoid injuring it. What we really need is some electric animal prods.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15950,"He belongs with those reptiles, Louis. He deserved to die.","Then maybe so do we. Every night of our lives. He was my brother. My maker. He gave me this life, whatever it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15951,I'll have someone show you to your room.,"Oh, that's good, very professional. In control. But the tiny beads of sweat on your upper lip give you away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15952,"We've got some food coming, should be here any minute.",Great. I'm going to sleep twelve hours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15953,Clearly you don't agree about building the railroad?,"This sham? Ridiculous. Who needs it? It's only being built to control the ivory trade, make men richer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15954,I heard Wigand's deposition got sealed.,"Yeah, they argued he was going to reveal the secret formula of ""Kools"" to the world. ""Sealed"" doesn't hurt Scruggs' litigation, and since we're the only ones with the story, I believe we're sitting on an exclusive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15955,"Just think, we'll never have to see any of these creepy faces ever again.",Unless they're in your Summer School class!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15956,Does she suffer? Does she know what she is?,I don't know. I once asked Dr. Maxwell the same question. He said he thought she was like a sleepwalker who would never waken.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15957,I hope you don't mind I took your pack. It was on the table.,"Please, help yourself. Smoke as many you'd like.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15958,"Warn me? Will you get out of here, you meat loaf?","I'm a grisly sight, it's true, but I love you and that's why I'm here. You've got to know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15959,"Your Honor, the State enters this evidence as Exhibit A. Were any fingerprints found on the bottle?","Yes, those of Mr. Marsh and a thumb print of Miss Lawson's.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15960,Tomorrow I'm going to put Sean on the bus. He won't want to go. He never does. He'll cry and want to hold on to me.,That's because he misses you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15961,"He said he wished the two of you could start over, live a normal life.","Huh. Problem is, Jack's idea of a normal life is robbing banks. It's all he's ever done.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15962,"Hey, Ray, you ever been to the Cotton Club?",Sure I've been to the Cotton Club. It's pretty sweet. But it don't hold a candle to the Boom Boom Room. That's where the real action is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15963,Three of our classmates are dead. That's not really the occasion for a party.,Nobody wants to be the fourth. Please go with me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15964,I'm just trying to help you guys out. It doesn't hurt to know something about Saudi Arabia.,Like learning Arabic? You're gonna learn Arabic you might as well learn were we can get something to eat around here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15965,"My name's Tyler. Frank Tyler. Pleased to meet you, ma'am.","I get that feeling. You know, Mr. Tyler, I'm the kind of woman who doesn't believe men are much more than a complete waste of time. But after spying you across the room, I'm tempted to suspend my disbelief, at least for the evening.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15966,Do you always sleep with him?,I'm too old for him. Don't tell my friends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15967,"You mean you employ Mr. Baker as your attorney, but you can't walk down the street with him?","I can. But I risk being kicked into the gutter by someone less ""holy"" than Mr. Baker.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15968,"Do you realize, we are standing inside a room that no one has entered in over four thousand years.",Who cares? I don't see no treasure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15969,"Peter, at 1:40 this afternoon at the main branch of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue, ten people witnessed a free-roaming, vaporous, full-torso apparition. It blew books from shelves at twenty feet away. Scared the socks off some poor librarian.","Sure. That's great, Ray. I think you should get down there right away and check it out. Let me know what happens.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15970,Turn on the flashlight.,I'm trying. It doesn't work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15971,You're just suffering from delusions that are unfortunately part of your condition.,"Don't give me that. I know what's real, goddamnit! You strapped me in something and stuck me in a drawer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15972,"The world is going to end pretty soon if you don't learn fast. Look, why not make yourself useful? I'm just about out of smokes. Go around the corner to the Brooklyn Cigar Company and buy me two tins of Schimmelpenninck Medias.","Twenty dollars is a lot of money. Are you sure you can trust me with it? I mean, aren't you afraid I might steal it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15973,What if you can't make yourself happy? What if everything falls apart?,"Well then, I don't know. You know what you do then? You forget. Block it out. I remember when I was a little boy. My grandmother told me to be happy. She said. She said, ""Leon, my darling little grandson. If you want to be happy, don't think. Don't bump into any walls. If you stutter, don't talk."" And I took her advice. And look at me now. Couldn't be happier.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15974,"Stop freaking with her head man. Just stop playing with her mind, you know? She's a human being. She's a person. She's very talented, you know.","Dude, why do you think I keep her tapes? They're going to be valuable some day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15975,"He doesn't belong on this mission. Responsible or not, he blames himself. He's too close to it. And then there's his wife.",It's been two years since she died. He's over it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15976,Could you drive me somewhere?,"Sure, as soon as we eat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15977,"Jerry, you'd better lie down. You're not doing well.","Look, stop treating me like a child. I'm not stupid. I know there's a problem.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15978,"You wouldn't happen to remember if Miz Wilkes bought one, would you?","Are you kidding? Every time that fella writes a book, she makes me set aside the first copy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15979,It's amazing how much activity is going on today.,"Yes, well the guests and some of the staff left yesterday, but the last day is always very hectic. Everybody wants to be on their way as early as possible.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15980,"You know, you may think you're gonna get away, but I promise you, everytime you turn around, I'll be there. Beathing down your neck.","Well, if your breath is as sweet as your personality, I got a lot to look forward to. Adios.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15981,"If lawyers for the mob are called controversial, why are divorce lawyers called prominent?",Because they get outstanding settlements. And Mother is determined that this time there's no turning back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15982,"Kevin, my father needs a doctor.",He's just knocked out. I've been knocked out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15983,"You're going to be remembered, and it's all because of me. And, the only reason I'm here right now is because I wanted to be.",We would have gotten you eventually.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15984,I like those sapphire earrings myself.,"Simulated sapphires. I bet my daughter would love those, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15985,"You love her, but you hate her?","I hate loving her. I hate the kind of her person she is. I hate having to tolerate the little games she plays. I hate letting her use me. But I love her too much to do otherwise. And I certainly love her too much to kill her. I couldn't stand to watch her eyes roll back in her head as she sucks her last breath, or to see her pretty pink brains spill from her skull. But you? You got the killing in you, boy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15986,"Hannah, are you telling me you don't know where James Leer lives?",Some apartment somewhere. But I've never seen it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15987,Why are you working with her? Mary Lambretta was thrown out of the department for trying to get a Ph.D. in psychic studies.,"And after she was thrown out, she needed a job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15988,"Why did you move the body, Doctor?",To place it inside its coffin.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15989,We could co-write a paper.,"Ah yes, the first rule of academics. Publish or perish.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15990,You take this much time over everything?,That's why my wife adores me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15991,I can't believe you didn't check.,I bought everything you put on the list. Gloves. Pen knives. Flashlight. Batteries were not on the list.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15992,"It's just, all our lives you've been a pastor. For twenty years you've preached trust in the lord. And then one day you wake up and say fuck him?",I didn't say fuck him. I'm just not connected anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15993,You promised you would get me to my ship.,I will. I will. We still have another day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15994,"That's it, everybody out.","We're not moving! We have a right, a constitutional right, to assemble and be heard!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15995,We don't have enough suits to get the others out.,"That's why we need a safe passage. Remember what you said earlier, about getting through the wall? That might just be our ticket.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15996,"Next thing, you're gonna be complaining about the seats.","Well, if you must know, they could be closer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_15997,My employer wishes to remain anonymous.,Don't jerk me off. We all know what this is. You don't work with me if I work with you without knowing who I'm working for. Now let's cut the shit. Who's the man?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15998,What were you doing at Finlay's this morning?,They took my keys yesterday. I went there to get them back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_15999,Have you forgotten? I don't need any samples where I'm going.,"No, but you might need them when you get back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16000,"Well, he should clean up this city here. It's full of filth and scum. Scum and filth. It's like an open sewer. I can hardly take it. Some days I go out and smell it then I get headaches that just stay and never go away. We need a President that would clean up this whole mess. Flush it out.","I know what you mean, Travis, and it's not going to be easy. We're going to have to make some radical changes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16001,You don't know he did it.,"No, I know that, thanks to your own testimony, he was locked in a room with a girl who went in alive and came out in a rubber bag.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16002,"Because the world ain't big enough for the Dons. So we gotta choose between our friends and ourselves. It ain't the way I'd make the world, but that's the way it is.","We're gonna change it, Bugs. Once we get rid of the Dons, the Commission's gonna rule. No more wars. No more vendettas. No more Boss of All the Bosses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16003,"Or just knock us over. Look, use the bomb!",It's our last one. We can't kill them all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16004,You steal a car?,"Yeah, found one in this supermarket, keys in the ignition.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16005,Just of getting hurt. They can't touch me inside.,Like hell they can't. They can reach right in with their damn white hands and turn you off and on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16006,"You really are going to Pakistan, then? You are a stubborn man.","I'm simply going to prove to Muslims there, and Hindus here, that the only devils in the world are those running around in our own hearts. And that's where all our battles ought to be fought.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16007,I was told to take what we have and go.,Go where? The police are outside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16008,I'm afraid your feet won't fit in there.,That's 'cause I was cursed with the Sultenfuss Bear Claws. My hands fit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16009,"Were I a mortal girl, Jack, methinks I'd be in love with you.",Then I'd kiss you without turning my garments inside-out and sewing bells all over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16010,"I'll be walking out of the bank, unarmed. You'll have the gun and I'll drive the car.",We split the money?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16011,It was Grandma's. It's not for playing. What if it broke? You know how sad I'd be.,You'd cry. Cause you miss grandma so much.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16012,I'm going to try and locate Redbeard. I assume you've heard of him.,"Every man who's ever fired a rifle has heard of him. By the time you find him, the lions will be dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16013,"Yeah, like I told ya, we haven't had any vehicles go missing.","Okay, are you sure, cause, I mean, how do you know? Because, see, the crime I'm investigating, the perpetrators were driving a car with dealer plates. And they called someone who works here, so it'd be quite a coincidence if they weren't, ya know, connected.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16014,"How've you been? How's teaching? I bet those science chicks really dig that big cranium of yours, huh?",I think they're more interested in my epididymis.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16015,"And that's why you've got to get rid of this money. If you keep it around, it'll just make you think how clever you are. It'll be a temptation to get back into the game.","Oh, that's it! You're stealing my money for my own good! How very motherly of you, Lilly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16016,We still have to make reports on ten more crewmen killed in action. Maybe you should deactivate your emotion chip until we're done.,"No. Human beings do not have that luxury, and neither should I.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16017,So what's your novel about?,"Well, it's a little difficult to summarize. It begins as a first-person account of a guy taking care of his father after a stroke. Kind of based on personal experience, but only loosely.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16018,"Well, you see, Thomas, I figure the big problem is the supermarkets. But Patsy's shop, that's a specialized trade. The supermarkets don't carry Italian meat.","Who buys Italian meat anymore? You think my wife buys Italian meat? She goes to the A&P, picks up some lamb chops wrapped in cellophane, opens up a can of peas, and that's dinner, boy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16019,You ought to write these stories down.,"Nah. I've tried. My writing's too technical, I think. Problem of being a journalist too long is you stop giving yourself permission to invent. I better just stick to making pictures.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16020,All I'm asking is enough gas to get me to New York. The bag's worth twenty-five dollars.,"Yeah, but I got a bag. My wife gave me one for Christmas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16021,I misplaced an important complaint. That's their story. Want to hear mine?,How many lawyers did you go to before you called me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16022,May I ask where your two warders are?,Lying in the gutter where they belong.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16023,I guess it's hard working on the road like that.,Damn few places you can make eighty bucks a week.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16024,My Leica's gone.,So's the video camera.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16025,He's pretty young for that job.,"Well, no younger than I was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16026,"I'm fine, Thomas. The garden is a healthy one. There is no need for a claim.",Good. That's good. Then if you would please sign a paper to that effect.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16027,"You're not going to get anywhere with that line of questioning. The problem is, what are we going to do?","That's why I'm asking her who the father is. It's the most vital question of all. Who's the father, dear?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16028,That's about an hour and a half longer than I usually spend looking for parts. You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy. What you expect but fancy damn prices?,"That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16029,"I grant you, it's a little odd, shoot yourself with a gun with a silencer on it. But it was hers, all right. It really is your mother, Mister Dillon.","It may be Lilly, but it isn't suicide.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16030,"That's right, that's right. You only gave me books with the word ""death"" in the titles.","That's right, 'cause it's an important issue.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16031,"Hey, don't expect me to save you. Because I don't do that anymore.",Don't worry. I'm long past saving.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16032,"Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?","Who, me? Why, I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16033,Paul said you were awfully sick.,"I was, I was. It never lasts long.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16034,"You know how in your big cities, you got your niggers and you got your Puerto Ricans? Well out here we got Indians. That's just the way it is.","The only good Indian is a dead Indian, does that old adage still hold true out here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16035,Yoda spoke of another.,The other he spoke of is your twin sister.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16036,Graham is an unusual name.,"Yeah, I guess it is. My mother is a complete Anglophile, anything British makes her drool like a baby. She probably heard the name in some movie. She's a prisoner of public television now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16037,You shouldn't be fighting with that jerk.,"Who, Grady? Grady's alright, he's just a hothead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16038,I'm going to put you on the third floor.,The third floor are low class rooms.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16039,"Will you guys relax? We are on the threshold of establishing the indispensable defense science of the next decade, Professional Paranormal Investigations and Eliminations. The franchise rights alone will make us wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.",But most people are afraid to even report these things.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16040,I thought you met someone else.,It doesn't matter. I think about you every day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16041,"I want to be a shepherd, taking those goats and cows out to the hillside.","But you are not a shepherd, you are the Dalai Lama.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16042,"We need to give you a physical, so we know what got zapped.",Well why didn't you say so? You want me to lift some weights or something?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16043,You don't like New York?,Spent my whole life there. I just wanted to get out for a while.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16044,But what if the play was a hit?,"Oh, you'd go to jail. If the play were a hit, you'd have to pay off the backers, and with so many backers there could never be enough profits to go around, get it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16045,You can't cheat destiny. I know what I have to do to save us. I have to die.,That's crazy. You can't give up now. We can still fight this thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16046,We're split down the middle. If I held a vote I think airstrike would beat blockade by a vote or two.,"I want a consensus, Bobby. Consensus. Either air strike or blockade. Something everyone'll stand by even if they don't like it. I need it by Saturday. Make it happen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16047,"We'll start small. When we got 'em lined up, we increase the supply a bit at a time. Only sell the best stuff. And keep the price high, 'cause ya know how folks hate the taste of cheap booze.","An intelligent plan, Mr. Luciano, but listen to me well. It can be ruined in a single careless moment. Keep your feet on the ground and your high opinion of yourself under your hat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16048,I want my son. I'm through sitting in coffee shops looking at him from across the street. I want my son.,"Are you out of your mind?! You're the one that walked out on him, remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16049,"Oh, he was dying for years.","Sure, but the end was so sudden.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16050,"Well, we can't just let them fly around the shop, you know.",I suppose not. Is there an ornithological reason for keeping them in separate cages?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16051,We'll put Salino on it. I need somebody careful.,Salino? Why waste our best people on a small-time job like this? It ain't no heavy g we're after. The guy's a five and dime grifter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16052,"What's your beef, boys? So I'm trading. Everybody here is trading. Only maybe I trade a little sharper. So that makes me a collaborator.","A lot sharper, Sefton! I'd like to have some of that loot you got in those footlockers!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16053,"I'm leaving, man. I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.",Where am I gonna find another mechanic stupid enough to work for my money?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16054,I wish that doctor'd come. How do you feel?,He'll be here. Give him time to get his trousers on. Where's Asta? Asta! Asta!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16055,You're Beamen's daughter. Your last name is different. You married.,I was 18. He was 28. Turns out that was a big difference.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16056,Why did he go to see Mary Rooney?,She's the only nurse who isn't testifying for the doctors.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16057,"What the hell is happening, Worf?",It appears that someone has taken over the Environmental Control Room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16058,"We know the briefcase was empty, man. We know you kept the million bucks yourself.","Well, you have your story, I have mine. I say I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16059,"If you really loved me, Steven, you'd find a way to drop dead in the next three seconds.","Finding ways for me to die at these things is really your deal, isn't it? The ""O.J."" knife with the not-quite-retractable blade? Your ""Jim Jones Kool-Aid"" that was exactly that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16060,You give me the Pearl. Then I tell you who you need.,"That's your offer? You, sailing away nice and pretty with the Black Pearl, and all I have is a name?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16061,"""Assembly of Death"" did 95 million dollars the first weekend.","Yep, but those grosses are inflated.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16062,They will love it every place. Read it. Read the scene just before she has him killed!,Right now? Never let another writer read your stuff. He may steal it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16063,Do you mean to say you'd set it off in your own country?,"Naturally. It would kill us just as surely even if we set it off in your country. But this way we know it's safe, and we don't have the problem of delivering it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16064,"Bela, he talk. Loretta, she talk. But Tor, he no talk.","Tor, dialogue is overrated. You look at the classic film actors, who are they? Fairbanks. Chaplin. They didn't talk! They did it all with their face.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16065,"No, he wouldn't. I would have. And he'd've been right, too. I mean, seriously. Well, there's one thing you don't do. You don't take a guy's kid and then take off.","I didn't. I didn't. I mean, I did, but then I did exactly what you told me to do, and I came right back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16066,Just thought I'd check on Karl and see if everything's working out.,"Well, he's pretty quiet. Except for them rackets and breathin' things he does. Ain't threatened me with a killin' or anything. But boy you couldn't of been more right about him fixin' things. That son of a bitch is a regular Eli Whitney on a lawnmower. Loves french fries. Eats four larges and don't even so much as belch. I'm proud to have him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16067,I know you need to please Lisa. An ass like that is hard to find. Good bodyguards are even harder.,I know! I just had to let one go because I couldn't afford him!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16068,They're going to kill me next. That's what I hear. These new Indians are destroying everything. Our people are a quiet people.,They can lead us to Jimmy. Just let them go. We're tightening the net on him. We know he's on the reservation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16069,You're going to blow yourselves up.,"Wes is right. If there were any more mines we would have found them. Hell, that one you stepped on was probably old anyway. Left over from the war with Iran.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16070,Don't make me raise my hand to you. You have to see for yourself that you are going in the wrong direction.,"Can't I be myself without you jumping in with your right and wrong? The world is not black and white. Show me one perfect person. If you can't, don't ask me to be.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16071,Had his apartment been burglarized?,"No, it actually hadn't. Toiletries were missing. A suit was gone. So was some luggage. That's it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16072,"Man, I feel like Robin Leach. You actually know all these people?","Some. I am a rich bitch, remember? I'm quoting.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16073,Your shorts are looking especially gold today.,My mom uses color-safe bleach.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16074,"I love songs about extraterrestrial life, don't you?",Not when they're sung by extraterrestrials.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16075,She doesn't lie! You sure you fed her?,She lies all the time. Why would I say I fed her if I didn't?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16076,I thought I made myself perfectly clear. You do not leave your room until Her Majesty requests it.,"Well, you tell Her Majesty from me, if her husband was here now, he'd have had her out of that house and getting some air in her. What the hell's the point in me being here otherwise?!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16077,But why? There must be some way to make her understand!,"Don't think about it, Toto. Don't even try. With feelings, there's nothing to understand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16078,"Please excuse me a moment, Jeffrey, and I'll get to the dishes.",Sure thing. Please don't worry about me. Can I help you with the dishes?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16079,"You're avoiding the question I posed to you at the beginning of the hearing, Ms. Grey. Three words. Are mutants dangerous?","I am avoiding a question that is decidedly loaded, Senator. The wrong person behind the wheel of a car can be dangerous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16080,"Really? I always think myself so ugly. No, not ugly, but plain. A wallflower.",Really? No. Not at all. You're a very pretty girl. You should know that. You should be confident.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16081,There are ads? For parents?,"Oh yeah! ""Desperately Seeking Spawn."" They're right by the ads for like, iguanas and terriers and used fitness equipment. It's totally legit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16082,"How ya feelin', Artie? I heard you wasn't doin' too well recent.","I'm fine, thank you. I had a cardiac infarction but I'm on a new diet and exercising regularly. I've never felt better.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16083,Can you get some sworn statements?,That's gonna be tough. Nobody's talking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16084,That's a Franklin Mint piece. Eight dollars.,"Eight dollars?! Franklin Mint or not, it's damaged goods!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16085,I thought bridesmaids had to wear the same dress.,Not you. You won't be comfortable unless you're distinctive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16086,I guess living up here makes people look older.,Up here on the fifteenth floor?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16087,"Buddy, I don't know if that's such a good idea.","It'll be wonderful. We'll be at peace. In the afterlife, you don't have to worry about finding work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16088,You want me to wait til you've quit the building?,Yes I do. You don't want to lie without what is absolutely necessary.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16089,I hope you didn't come all the way out here in this storm just to quote Freud.,"As always, your keen powers of perception astound me. And you're right. I've come to celebrate. After thirty-two years as Psychiatric Administrator, guess who has been named Smith's Groves new Chief of Staff?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16090,"Is Morpheus still alive, Tank?",Yes. They're moving him. I don't know where yet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16091,We're gonna scare him?!,That's right. Just drive toward him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16092,"Logically, you couldn't be the witch, because she was old back when he was young.","No, it's logical if you think like your father. See, to him, there's only two women, your mother and everyone else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16093,"Yes, well, Miss Ratched feels that you're a disturbing influence on the other patients.","Shoot, Doc, the only one I'm disturbing is that old nurse and her fixed ways. That's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16094,"Mr. Parkins, what makes you think you caught these lumps of yours from a young lady?","She had a couple just like them. Right here near her belly button. You could push 'em around. I thought they were kinda sexy, myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16095,"I told you a thousand times you should always keep, uh, a lotta insect spray. You never know who's gonna crawl over.","I know, I know, and a first-aid kit and a fire extinguisher.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16096,"We did for a long time. We just got married too young, and ended up blaming each other for missing out on things.","So he started having affairs, and you got depressed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16097,"Dude, dogs hate me. I don't know why. Me and K-9's just don't get along.","Well, get along with this one. Go ahead of us. Don't get seen and don't let that mutt out of your sight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16098,You been out there a long time. Trying to break my record?,I'd rather spend the next twelve hours outside than another five minutes in this can. This ship is bad. It watches you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16099,You should have let me do the talking.,"Why, because you're my security consultant? This cocksucker nearly burnt my house down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16100,What's there to do? You found the sliver.,There might be another tiny piece we missed. I want to look around before we close up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16101,Hi! You didn't have to wait.,"That's okay, I wanted to.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16102,Shells and lobsters and stuff?,Mostly old garbage. Today we found a '48 Hudson.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16103,What's taking the rascal so long?,"Honey, Dr. Martinson isn't a rascal, he's one of the finest physicians in Glenville. He studied at Johns Hopkins University.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16104,"You're telling me the cause of death on the report is false. That this man didn't die from an explosion, or from flying debris.",I don't know what killed this man. I'm not sure if anybody else could claim to either.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16105,"Now, listen, Fred. Just give me a few hours before you make any decisions. I'll get results. I'm doing everything humanly possible. I've just sworn in four hundred deputies.",Four hundred! Do you want to bankrupt this administration?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16106,"Damn, you got a stalker.","That ain't the worst part. Her little sister, Baby D, she's the one that gets real physical. But I got a restraining order on her, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16107,The child cannot harm you.,"He will be a man, and then he will come for revenge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16108,"In case of fire, how long will it take to empty this place?",About thirty-four seconds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16109,Don't you have a hockey game at two?,Yes! And I'm going to play like shit because I didn't get a good night's sleep!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16110,"Look, get down now, you fucking drunk! You bum!","You know what? Go ahead and shoot me. Go ahead! Fucking shoot me! Come on! Come on, man! Come on!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16111,"Which is ridiculous. Boats are female, everyone knows you can't call a boat after a man.","He's not a man, he's a god.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16112,We're going to Atlantic City for the honeymoon.,I'll talk to Nucky. Get you set up like the fuckin' Prince of Wales.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16113,What a beautiful fish.,Caught him off Cape Hatteras.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16114,"Are you in trouble, son?!",I think I'm being chased by a psychiatrist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16115,I've got a six strobe. I think he's locked on us.,It's a MiG 21. They don't have radar missiles!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16116,Have you got my dough?,"Oh, sure. The boss sent me over with it. Four hundred dollars, wasn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16117,He's trying to get a foot hold in our territory.,"He sticks his toes in the water again, we'll cut 'em off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16118,"Elizabeth, it's three in the morning.",He's a goddamn drug dealer! These are his peak hours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16119,That's a nice piece of heat right there.,"Thank you. I only got two bullets in the mothafucka, but it's better than nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16120,This one's almost thirty years old. It's about a young kid and an old lady who fall in love.,That's exactly why I don't watch 'em anymore. It's bullshit! Why the hell would an old lady go for a young kid?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16121,You got that playing basketball?,"Yeah. I got elbowed right in the eye. And if that wasn't enough, I got hurled the ball when I'm not looking. Wam! Right in my face.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16122,"So, you're saying he still knew the difference between right and wrong.","In a sense, that's all he knew. The system is designed to protect him against anyone who might try to take advantage of his memory loss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16123,Yes. The City of The Dead. Where the early Pharaohs were said to have hidden the wealth of Egypt.,"Right, right, in a big underground treasure chamber. Everybody knows the story. The entire necropolis was rigged to sink into the sand. On Pharaoh's command, a flick of the switch! And the whole place could disappear beneath the dunes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16124,"You know, I play tenor sax.","But you're a girl, thank goodness.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16125,How much longer is it gonna be? I'm hungry.,Another hour or so. We've got enough food for a month.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16126,"Captain Picard agrees that the B-9 was probably designed with the same self-actualization parameters as myself. If my memory engrams are successfully integrated into his positronic matrix, he should have all my abilities.",He'd have all your memories too. You feel comfortable with that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16127,Our apologies that it never made it to the recipient.,"He was a sorry sonofabitch, and I'm sorry I ever married him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16128,"What I do know is that whatever he's becoming, Sid 6.7 is going to be even worse than he was before.","Then all we can do is stay mobile and alert. He's got to make a move sometime, and we've got to be ready when he does. Welcome to police work. You better like coffee.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16129,I think Milton's the killer. I think he just went out to kill another cast member.,Milton's not a killer. He's a pervert. He probably went out to buy more KY Jelly for his jack-off parties he has with his two best friends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16130,"Is the poverty worse, now, you think?","I haven't been back in over twenty years, but I wouldn't be surprised. The population's larger.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16131,"Churchill, DeGaulle, Disraeli. They all went through the pain of losing power.","But they all got it back again, didn't they? We should have lunch sometime.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16132,"Yeah. Hey, are you drinking whisky? You're too young to be drinking whisky.","Not too young to shoot a man, not to young to drink.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16133,"Me and Mr. Orange jumped in the car and Mr. Brown floored it. After that, I don't know what went down.","At that point it became every man for himself. As far as Mr. Blonde or Mr. Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest. Once I got out, I never looked back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16134,"Oh. When you say 'Your house has been closed', you mean to say that your business was shut down?",Yes. Shut down and locked by the attorneys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16135,She is very hot.,And very nice. And very married. Check out the rock.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16136,So you never bought any land.,Heavens no. We had a hard enough time keeping the mortgage on this place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16137,We don't even have a dog!,"Yeah, because you're allergic to their saliva. I've made a lot of sacrifices for you, Juno. And in a couple years you're going to move out -- and I'm getting Weimaraners.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16138,It's all taken care of. It's all paid for.,I'm used to paying my own bills.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16139,But you know he's dirty and you still wanna see him again.,"I want to bust his ass, put him in shackles.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16140,"Momo could buy it, I could run it for him. Show some Cagney films.","What's Momo gonna want with an old place, shows old movies people don't care about no more? Outside of maybe turnin' it into a porno house, I don't think he's gonna give much of a fuck. And you already got a job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16141,I've never really noticed. Is Renata going with you?,I thought she might come along. Handling a car again might be more tiring than I imagine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16142,Could we go with you and film it?,"Stay up here and finish your interview, I've got to see what the hell's going on down there before I can take responsibility for you to film there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16143,Do you want to try your father again?,I tried a little while ago. The phone's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16144,You don't mean to tell me you are living in poverty?,"No, but I'm broke. I'm always broke. I don't know why.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16145,"I hope so, too, Mr. Kint. Can I get you something to drink?",A glass of water would be nice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16146,You're not going to lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages these days.,But at nineteen percent interest! You didn't even bargain with the guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16147,"You're not my attorney yet, Mr. Cedar. Not till I find out what's on your mind. Suppose you get the books straightened out quick so I can have a look at them.","Yes, of course, if you wish. But you must be prepared. This sort of thing will be daily routine. If it becomes annoying, you let me know. Goodbye, Mr. Deeds. Goodbye, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16148,You mind if I ask a few questions about your husband? Roderick?,"I won't say nothing bad about the man, but you can ask away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16149,Your superiors are two days away!,"Then, you should have left two days ago, because I have men willing to help me today.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16150,"You're right, this is bad. How did you get out?","Shot my way out. Everybody was shooting, so I just blasted my way outta there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16151,"Thats not a story, Alex. It's a corpse.","Old newspaper proverb says dead human being is living story. Be rational, please. And failing that, be quiet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16152,"Now that you're born again, what do you wanna do? Statue of Liberty? Entertain some ladies? Miss Saigon tix? Seduce some women? Play Nintendo? Bone some chicks?","Come on, Alex, let's just get to Alex's. Your bar's the only place that's going to cheer me. God, I'd kill for a damn cappuccino. What the hell's a Nintendo?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16153,I suppose your extended training was at an institution in that area?,"Lots of institutions. My graduate advisor believed we should experience as many environments as possible. Prisons, clinics, half-way houses. For a while, I was chief therapist in a shopping mall. Had a little spot next to the yogurt place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16154,"I tried to tell you right away but you started reminiscing. I'm getting married, Walter, and also getting as far away from the newspaper business as I can get! I'm through.","Get married all you want to, Hildy, but you can't quit the newspaper business.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16155,"Yeah, we're lookin' for Carmine.","Carmine? He was here before. I saw him. He had a suitcase and everything, and then he left.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16156,"Hurricane kept you up, too?","Yeah, and I could've used the sleep. I'm supposed to meet people here tonight, try and get some work going.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16157,Hey Mom. Are you sure I can't get any money? Just a few bucks.,"If I had it, maybe. But right now I don't have a penny to my name.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16158,I still can't square the psycho smarts of whoever did Iris with those two cops.,I don't think those cops did Iris. I think whoever Iris was wearing for killed her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16159,We don't try to pull out any of our guys if we find them?,Negative. Absolutely not. The phase two assault team will get them out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16160,It's not enough! Are you certain she's not with King Westley?,No. He's been trailed twenty-four hours a day since this thing started. He can't even get a phone call we don't know about.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16161,But he's seven. What kind of stress can he have?,Plenty. Who knows? Maybe he's got severe coping problems about not having a father. Did you say the last blackout occurred when he was with his friend's dad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16162,"So, Tibet, too, needs to define itself.",Yes. As a free country. But our attempts have proven futile. We continue to be badly outmaneuvered by the Chinese.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16163,To win this war I need an army.,"Oh, indeed? You know very well people are frightened of arming the Negroes! They beg you to consider the future. What good is a revolution if it overturns those things we cherish!?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16164,You know I love spaghetti.,Then eat your spaghetti and I'll tell you a Luca Brasi story.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16165,"That would leave one exit for hundreds of people. You'd be violating every fire regulation on the books. We'll guard the perimeter with my men and engage the motion detectors in the other cells. One more question. I see a big hole. If this entire thing is run by computer, what happens if the power fails?","You don't know much about computers, Lieutenant. There are safeguards built in. We have back-up systems with redundancies. There's no way these computers can fail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16166,Her fucking body fell out!,So they'll put her back in! It's not like it's gonna matter if she breaks something!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16167,You were well adjusted to my being dead?,"We adjust to what there is to adjust to. Perhaps Paul, being young, can adjust to joy or grief immediately. I hope he can. I will take a little longer. I'll be as quick as I can.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16168,I'm going to miss you.,It's only four days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16169,I wonder what's eating that old money-grubbing buzzard anyway?,"Oh, he's a sick man. Frustrated and sick. Sick in his mind, sick in his soul, if he has one. Hates everybody that has anything that he can't have. Hates us mostly, I guess.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16170,How do you want to handle Sloan?,"You mean, who's going to play the mean M.P. and who's going to be the nice one? Whichever.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16171,"Maybe we are crazy for doing this. But if we do it, we do it right. I just needed to explain that in a way I wouldn't have to do it again.",Not much chance of that. Jaeger's an idiot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16172,Carbon dioxide?,It's building up with every breath we take. And the CO2 filters on the Event Horizon are shot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16173,And you think it's best if I don't come.,"No, that's not what I said. I'm not a dictator. If you feel you should come, then come. Just do whatever you think is right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16174,"Guy named Maurice Miller, also known as Snoopy, a former prizefighter.","Christ, I know Snoopy Miller. He's a fuckin' wackjog. Thinks he's Sugar Ray Leonard. Hangs out with a couple other Grade-A nutcases over on the West side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16175,"Jake, how much were you going to pay me to do the job?",Thirteen-thousand dollars. Had you done it. Isn't that what we agreed on?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16176,I got no place at the circus without my family. I'm going to get a fix on Two-Face. Then I'm going to kill him.,"Listen, Dick. Killing Two-Face won't take the pain away. It'll make it worse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16177,"You know, I'm pretty expensive. I get five hundred a week.",I wouldn't worry about money. I'll make it worth your while.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16178,"That money's fucked up your brain. Talley's going to get tired of waiting for us to give up, and we'll all be fuckin' killed!",Then we might as well die rich.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16179,I joined up for her. I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for her. I'm a fool.,"You made squad leader on your own, and, hey, you still got me to kick around.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16180,You think you're the only one down here with a sad story?,No. But I'm the only one with my sad story. And that's how it's gonna stay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16181,We ain't exactly in what you'd call your high traffic neighborhood either.,The coast guard has our last position. They'll send somebody out soon enough. A ship this size you can't exactly miss.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16182,"Damn, Sal, put some more cheese on that motherfucker.",Extra cheese is two dollars. Y'know dat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16183,"It's a signal. If we resist, it won't just be death. There'll be torture as well.",We're not going to just surrender!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16184,"Well, I'll try and get that clarified. As I understand it though, the charges include break and enter, theft, trespass, operating an unlicensed facility, vandalism and destruction of government documents. Whatever possessed you to start destroying people's medical records?",They didn't look like medical files to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16185,"And what will we do when we get there? I'm sixty-five years old, Ray. So are you. What are we gonna do out here? Get married, have kids, settle down? That boat sailed without us, man.","This boat's gonna sail without you, too. I don't care if I last one day out here. At least it's one day of freedom. Now gimme those keys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16186,Can you guys believe this? We're like celebrities!,Better enjoy it now. 'Cause tomorrow some little kid falls down a well and we're nothing but a distant memory.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16187,I would never have imagined us in a place like this.,That's why I picked it. We can start a whole new life down here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16188,"Mr. Conway, I don't like this place. I don't like it. It's too mysterious.","It's better than freezing to death down below, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16189,You have insulted my son.,Next time I'll cut off more than his finger.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16190,"Then how come the Associated Press were the ones found out that Mr. McCord is security coordinator for the Committee to Re-elect the President, otherwise known as CREEP?",The head of security for the reelection of a Republican President got caught bugging the national offices of the Democrats? What the hell does that mean?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16191,Change? What's wrong with what I got on?,"It's dirty laundry for one thing and for another, you still haven't worn the clothes I bought you. You're skating on thin ice already, young man, so I wouldn't push my luck. Now get out of those rags.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16192,You raised two thousand more than you needed to produce your last play.,So what? What did it get me? I'm wearing a cardboard belt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16193,Can you get us into Straylight?,Gettin' in is easy. It's getting out I'm thinkin' of.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16194,"Please, Raoul. I can give you stars, I know I can. Just drop the safe on my head one more time.",I've already dropped it on you twenty-three times.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16195,You wanted to let Sonny handle it. I would've moved in when we first found out.,"And by doing so, he would've known we have spies in his organization.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16196,"It's a LeCoultre Revers. You can flip the face, and set it for two time zones.",Why would you need two time zones? You never leave Beverly Hills.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16197,"I've no family, ma'am, apart from my brothers and sisters.","Yes. You have a brother in service here, do you not? I forget his name.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16198,Did you get headaches before this? But you get more now? Or more severe?,"No, not really. They're about the same. My marriage was one long headache.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16199,Claw Island. Nygma's headquarters. I'm sure that's where they're keeping Chase. Are all the Batsuits destroyed?,All except the prototype with the sonar modifications you so disapprove of. But it hasn't yet been tested.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16200,"But, how do I start for Emerald City?","It's always best to start at the beginning, and all you do is follow the Yellow Brick Road.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16201,So you lied to her?,Yes. I did. Willfully and repeatedly.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16202,I got caught in the storm. You were gone all night too.,I was in a bowling alley.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16203,"I'm telling you, you're barking up the wrong tree.","Well, I'm running out of trees, so look me in the eye like a man and tell me you don't know! Convince me!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16204,"I have a cold I can't seem to shake but other than that, I'm fine.",Summer colds are the worst.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16205,"God, how I hate all this scrimping and squalor.",I don't mind it. It was harder before the war. Trying to keep up appearances. Now it's patriotic to be poor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16206,"No, that's fine. I was going to steal one myself but now I've changed my mind. Signed by the author, I see.","Yes, we couldn't stop him. If you can find an unsigned copy, it's worth an absolute fortune.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16207,"We're losing pressure at 280 liters a second and our oxygen tanks are cracked. In three minutes, our atmosphere will be gone. We are fucking dead.","No one's dying on my watch, Smith! What about the reserve tanks?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16208,"You mean, like, ""He has the cutest butt""? Where did I hear that recently?","Everywhere. You can't even turn on the news without hearing about how some babe thought some guy's butt was cute. Who the first babe to say this was I don't know, but it caught on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16209,You don't talk very much.,I ain't ever talked to a movie star before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16210,We don't even know you.,"Well, we're FBI agents.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16211,Yeah? Then gimme another raise.,"Hey, I got a staff to pay, plus rent, plus I haven't billed a minute of my time since I started on this case, so you can quit hitting me up like I'm rich or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16212,Is your brother a flyer?,He was. He died.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16213,"God, they won't expell him. They'll just suspend him for a week or something.",He used a real gun. They should throw his ass in jail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16214,There's something wrong. Did you tell Calloway about meeting Harry?,Of course I didn't tell Calloway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16215,"I never could believe that Tom was a split personality. I never believed he was a Dumper, and I don't believe he disappeared of his own volition. And I don't believe he's alive.","We have some very tentative circumstantial evidence of freaky behavior, but there's no evidence of murder. There's not even a body.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16216,Lesion in the temperal lobe. It's a kind of seizure disorder.,"Look doc, I really don't understand how her whole personality could change.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16217,I don't have a goddamn credit card.,"Now, that's too bad. I sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel shit 'cause you're gonna have to work this one off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16218,"Buddy, you sent me here to get close to their organization, that costs money.",One point two million dollars? I did not authorize you to spend one point two million dollars!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16219,"You better be careful, Seamus, before something happens a plastic surgeon can't fix.","Plastic fucking surgeon? You think I'm going to fix this, Deirdre lass? It's the mark of the patriot, and I'll wear it like a badge. As for those who done it to me, I'll take my pound of flesh before this is all over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16220,"Yeah, we're trying to send a message to Hollywood. I'm really getting tired of all the happy endings. It's just not reality. In the real world the good guys die, the innocent are punished, and the murderers inherit the earth.",But nobody wants to see that. It'll never go. They'll rewrite you. You don't want that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16221,You ever actually read any of this guy's books?,"He wrote a great one on Burgundy, and I used to get his newsletter, but then there were doubts about whether he does all his own tasting. Plus a couple of times he declared certain years vintages of the century, and they turned out to be turkeys. Fucker never retracted.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16222,Because one of us is going to kill the other before this ends.,It doesn't have to be like that. We don't have to be enemies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16223,I didn't even know they had stores that just sold comic books.,"Well, we sell other things too. Cool stuff. ""Man from U.N.C.L.E."" lunch boxes. ""Green Hornet"" board games. Shit like that. But comic books are main business. There's a lot of collectors around here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16224,"If I was healthy, I could take that away from you.","Perhaps. But you are not healthy, and if you try I'll kill you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16225,"Listen Lois Lane, I love your show and all but last month I happened to catch your little segment on me and how my wife left me because I'm a sex addict who enjoys screwing fifteen year old girls. It was a real eye opener. My lawyers are still thinking about bringing to your superior's attentions.",They're the ones who approved it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16226,Hockey's hockey. At least we got to play.,"Randal, twelve minutes is not a game! Jesus, it's barely a warm-up!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16227,"Welcome, Mr. Miller. Jim Garrison. Would you care for some coffee?","Yes, thank you, Mr. Garrison. Your coffee's almost Turkish down here but I could get used to it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16228,My schedule is not subject to the whims of lunatics.,"I beg to differ, Doctor. You work in a madhouse. Your every waking moment is governed by the insane.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16229,I could subpoena him if I had a week.,I don't have a week. This case never should have come to trial. You know better. You're Mr. Independent. You want to be independent? Be independent now. I've got no sympathy for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16230,That's when I realized I wanted to be a doctor.,"Oh, shut up. You're an optician.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16231,"I just wanted a little sip? Tell me, James, exactly what point was it that you turned into Serpent Boy?",Probably about the time you gave me the codeine pills last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16232,"Well, you and Junior have the same name, too, don't you?","Yeah, but he's my son. Nothing strange about that. He's my own flesh and blood. But here you got the same name as this man here, and you're not even the same color.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16233,Can't Beefy use his penis powers to get us out of this?,"They castrated him. He can't shoot arrows, he can't piss smoke.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16234,"Matheson has been transferred from the Denver office to Frisco. As a professional courtesy between offices, I was asked if he could hitch a ride.","We've got a full crew, but we can squeeze one more, right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16235,"Thanks, I feel much better. Listen, if you're so bored, why didn't you go to Utah with Alan?",Utah is not exactly a cure for boredom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16236,I'm done with her now. Tonight really creeped me out.,"You're crazy to let go of a chick who calls you, Lotte. I tell you that as a friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16237,"I'm impressed, Pierce. Naturally, the kind of job I have, I don't get much chance to keep up with what goes on in the OR.",Neither does Henry Blake. But I'll tell you what makes him the best C.O. you've got in any of your hospitals. He leaves all the medical decisions to the men who do the day-to-day work and understand what meatball surgery is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16238,How do we expect to find an island no one can find with a compass that doesn't work?,"Now, lad, just because it don't point north don't mean it don't work. That compass gives bearings to the Isla de Muerta, wherever it may lay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16239,"Rorschach, that was a long time ago. I mean, that's just paranoia.",Maybe. Or maybe somebody's finally caught up with us. Somebody with a grudge. Thought you might want to spread the word.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16240,"Ms. Deane, you wanted to see me?","We have an emergency situation which requires somebody with expertise in criminal psychology. Under the authority vested in me by the President, I'm giving you temporary re-assignment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16241,Yeah. We're in the elevator. How's it look back there?,It looks pretty good. There's nobody back here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16242,Didn't think you would. I'm going to go make the coffin.,Make a thousand of 'em. Still won't be enough by the time I'm through.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16243,You ever been married?,Yeah. She was killed in a car crash. Her lawyer was driving. She was filing for divorce.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16244,"Thanks for the, uh, for the breakfast.",Two ships that pass in the night should always buy each other breakfast.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16245,"I'm sorry, Basil, I thought she was a man.","Damn it, man! You're talking about my mother!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16246,"Yeah, that's my pen. Why?","Well, it's a nice pen. I just didn't know whose it was. I thought it was yours. I didn't want it to get lost.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16247,We are passing through the Bassen Rift. The projections will return when we have cleared it.,It's interfering with our uplink from Starfleet cartography.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16248,So are you really friends with Andy? He seems like such a weirdo.,He's not. He's out of town and he calls me every day. What's weird about him?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16249,"You see the play? You've seen the play every performance? But, don't you find it - I mean apart from everything else - don't you find it expensive?",Standing room doesn't cost much. I manage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16250,"Well, I'm not going to commit economic suicide on that flimsy evidence. We depend on the summer people for our lives, and if our beaches are closed, then we're all finished.","We have got to close the beaches. We have got to get someone to kill the shark. We need non-corrosive mesh netting, we need scientific support. It's gonna cost money just to keep the nuts out and save what we have.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16251,The mirror is broken. It was broken when I found it.,So it was. She threw it at me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16252,"Well, what am I supposed to say? ""I can't wait to live in some depressing shit-hole in the middle of nowhere""?",There's something wrong with every single place we look at! Why don't you just come right out and tell me you don't want to move in with me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16253,I think we should try to get maximum coverage for this new mandatory welfare program. Push the issues.,"First push the man, then the issue. Senator Palantine is, first of all, a dynamic man. An intelligent, interesting, fascinating man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16254,"I'm eighteen. It's my decision, I think I'd make a pretty good pilot. I've good great reflexes. You need that for maneuvering, you know.",Only 1 in 14 male applicants make it through stellar navigation. So what do you think your chances are?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16255,"Trip, it's not the end of the world, okay? Quit acting all squeezed out.","Oh, everything's hunky-dory now that the shit hit the fan just like you said it would, you smug sonofabitch! You fuckin' jinxed us!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16256,"Perhaps there is some good in you after all, Lex Luthor.",Me? I'm loaded with good! I mean I've never even used it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16257,We'll find a way off together. Recommendations?,There is a shuttlebay 948 meters from our current location.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16258,"I'm just a little freaked, all right? You got what you wanted, you know.",It's one thing to want somebody out of your life. It's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup of Drano.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16259,"But to start a fire like this in five hours, how is it possible? It would take a carefully organized plan, tons of combustibles and hundreds of people.","From what we can tell, there are hundreds of agents, all over the city. The combustibles seem to have been carefully placed beforehand, and all the fire-engines have been removed from the city.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16260,How come so many of the books are in Spanish?,They're my father's. He's from Argentina. My mother's family went there during the war. That's where they met.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16261,We can get a job with another band. A male band.,"Listen, stupid, right now Spats Colombo and his chums are looking for us in every male band in the country.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16262,"Goddamnit I am getting so fed up with these re-writes. It's like every five minutes there's a new script. God, and you just know this all because of Stab 2's script winding up on the internet two months after it wrapped shooting.",And still the film is number one at the box office this weekend. Beat out American Pasty and Arlington Street.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16263,What was this desperate urge to see me?,"All I said in the note was: ""Where are you?"" That doesn't sound desperate to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16264,I'm not protecting anybody! That hearing was a farce. What have I done?,"You're a menace! A walking pestilence. I do know who you are, Taylor. As I know that others of your kind must live in the Forbidden Zone. You have just six hours to make a full confession. After that I'll employ surgery to obtain one. Guards!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16265,You can put those in my box. I'll look at them tomorrow.,"Could you approve them now? I'd like to kick off my campaign right away, you know, in the morning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16266,It's pretty embarrassing. I really don't know what to tell Mr. Robinson. It's awkward and strained for me every time he suggests that you call up Elaine.,"Next time he suggests it, I'll tell him I have no intention of ever calling her up in my life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16267,Oh the way out of the crab house? We asked Michael if we could see the ring?,He said you told him it'd be safer with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16268,It's those files you asked for.,I didn't mean for you to leave them in the middle of the floor. Jesus. Look at me. What do I have this afternoon?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16269,"It's Kevin, I don't want him to see me.",See you? He can smell you from there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16270,I was a member of the Communist Party. I was a communist. That's what Hinkel had over me. He knew everything. He held that over me. That's how he made me co-operate.,"Oh, I see, he made you co-operate. And now are you a communist again?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16271,I can't help myself. I don't know what's the matter with me.,"Shit, James, you're hungover. What do you think's the matter with you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16272,You sure Gary's got this whole party deal together?,"Yeah, man, he's got us a great room at the hotel and lots of chicks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16273,Myers has been locked up since before she was born. He's never laid eyes on her.,"Six bodies, Sheriff! That's what I have seen between here and Ridgemont. A filling station in flames. I'm telling you Michael Myers is here in this town. He's here to kill that little girl and anybody that gets in his way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16274,Grown man dressed like a clown. Does he really think he looks good?,He thinks he looks young.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16275,Sorry. I'll be on the bandstand.,"Oh, of course. which of these instruments do you play?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16276,"You know, Marty, you were good in The Cyclone.","Martin. It was a beautiful role. All I had to do was find the character's center, the stem I'd used to wind him up and he'd play, man, he'd play.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16277,I thought I told everybody to get out of my house. That includes cocksuckers and retards. Get off your asses and go.,"This is not your house, Doyle. This is my house and I'll say who stays and goes. You've got a house, why don't you go get one of your girlfriends and go home to it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16278,"The room has sound sensors. If you wake it up, it breathes fire.","You were one of those guys that played Dungeons & Dragons with real swords, weren't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16279,"Listen, no need for you to worry. All that stuff that happened before is behind us. Let's just try to move on.",I am. So just do me a favor and stay away from me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16280,That's a nasty cut you got there.,"Yeah, fell down and hit a rock. It's not as bad as it looks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16281,He's just rattling your cage.,"Well, I gotta tell you. With a wife, three kids, and a pension plan in the balance, it's rattling hard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16282,"Good for you, Miss Winch. You now have exactly 30 seconds to get this rust bucket out of here.","I know my rights. These are international waters. The British Navy abandoned that boat, and I'm claiming it. Under international law, I have the right to salvage what's on that wreck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16283,"Yeah, somebody broke in and stole the samples, one of those animal rights groups, right? I remember now, they freed all the monkeys which caused that huge pileup on the Massachusetts Turnpike, right?",Yeah. But it wasn't a group. It was one man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16284,You still seeing that shrink?,I went on Monday. But I spent most of the time helping him with his computer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16285,"Mom, I need to talk to you.","If it's about the bikers, dear, I don't want to talk about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16286,"By the way, you're getting a hell of a car there, mister.","Well, I paid a hell of a price. Now for God's sake keep your mouth shut.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16287,I don't think so. It's more of that Gozer thing. She says she's the Gatekeeper. Does that make any sense to you?,Some. I just met the Keymaster. He's here with me now. Venkman? Are you there?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16288,"You've never had any formal training, either?","Not a class, not a thing, just picked stuff up by myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16289,"Because all she thinks about are these guys she's after, and I just hate her. She's such a little slut. I thought that in high school, and I think that now. Why do people have to be so obsessed with sex, what's the big damn deal? I mean, it's okay and everything, but I don't understand when people let it control them, control their lives. Why do they do that?","There are many things that can exert control over one's life, good and bad. Religion, greed, philanthropy, drugs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16290,"Don't bullshit me, Laurant! I know about the Van Gogh.",I don't have it. That's why Vincent went to Chicago. They arrested him before he could bring it back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16291,I've got no stomach for murder.,It's a combat action.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16292,"Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love, Jack, you know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. It's bad luck!","Well, fortunately, I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, and the man who was sleeping it drinks it while listening to a proposition.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16293,"Bob, how long has Wes been working on this script?",I don't know. A couple months. Why?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16294,At the San Andreas Fault. Maybe you've heard of it.,"Sure. It's the joining together of two land masses pushed together eight million years ago. The fault line itself is unstable and always shifting, which is the reason you get earthquakes in the California area from time to time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16295,"Well, not one of those, well yeah, a possibly one at some point could be a good thing. What's so wrong with kids?","Oh, Ellie, look. They're noisy, they're messy, they're sticky, they're expensive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16296,This is a dead end. You took us into a dead end!,I just thought you wanted to get away. I didn't know you wanted to go someplace.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16297,"Oh I see, but Gloria doesn't seem to be satisfied with the twenty thousand dollars.","Dexter Grayson, you told me it was only ten thousand, and you didn't even get those letters from that Jezebel!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16298,"He don't want to, Doyle. Don't go, Vaughan, if you don't want to. You'll wreck, Doyle. You're drunk.","But honey, I'll be good. I promise. I love you sweetie. I'm just tryin' to help these two be part of things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16299,You've said a lot of things about the President in the last few months.,They're true! Everything I said! Witholding that veto was treason!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16300,"You're Narco, lad, not Homicide. And since when do you work with Edmund?",It's a private investigation. I fucked something up and I want to make amends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16301,The hors d'oeuvres are here. Is there anything else I can do?,"Thank you, Eve. I'd like a Martini - very dry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16302,"When I get the Black Pearl back, I'm going to teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time!",You'll be positively the most fearsome pirates to sail the Spanish Main.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16303,I'm not a stalker! She's a friend of mine.,"Sure she is. That's why she got an unlisted number and you haven't heard squat from her in a dozen years. Oh you're good, Ted. You're a real piece of work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16304,"So, McCall, how come you ended up in San Francisco?",They recruited me. Promised me fast advancement.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16305,We've been digging. We've been digging for hours. If there was anything here to find we would have found it.,Get up off your ass and dig!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16306,It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.,It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16307,"Sir, I wish to reconsider my request to drop out, sir.","Sorry, son. I can't do it. You signed the 1240/A. It would be illegal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16308,"Of course not. You have all the blankets. It must be ten degrees in here. I'm telling you, Sarah, if you want to sleep with fresh air, you sleep on the fire escape. From now on, that window is closed.",It's not healthy with it closed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16309,What a beautiful ship!,It used to be a private yacht before the government took it over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16310,It's right in front of us.,Run a DMV on the plate for the owner's name.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16311,"I haven't set foot off dry land since I was twelve, when the ship I was on exploded. It's been a sound policy.",No worries there. She's far more likely to rot out from under us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16312,Your tie. I never saw you wear one before.,First time for everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16313,I want a .32. Revolver. And a palm gun. That .22 there.,"That's the Colt .25, a fine little gun. Don't do a lot of damage, but it's as fast as the Devil. Handy little gun, you can carry it almost anywhere. I'll throw it in for another $125.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16314,I'm trying to slash my wrists.,You're trying to kill yourself with an electric razor?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16315,Let's make more popcorn.,You've had enough. Why don't we just sit down and watch the rest of this movie?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16316,"You? Dine and ditch, right? Over ten bucks? You're probably looking at a thumb.","A thumb? What do you mean, like cut it off? For ten bucks? That include the tip?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16317,I been there. I played my hand.,That's right. And you fuckin' lost! And some people would have the sack to lose a big hand like that and still come back and ante up again!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16318,"Mace, you're my friend. I need you. Plus I'll give you 25% of what I make tonight.","Lenny, this may be a hard concept for you, but friends don't have to pay their friends.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16319,"Can't you pull that stocking down further, Kenny?","It just cost me fifty quid to have this done. If you think I am going to ruin it for a couple of old bastards you're mistaken, Kenny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16320,"I ain't got no money to get 'em with, but I bet Vaughan will let me have some of them flowers at the store.",I bet he will. I got a little money if he don't. I'll get 'em for ye.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16321,"Sorry, man, no can do. But I'll be here for a while if you scare up the extra gravy.",Where the hell am I gonna scare up that kinda gravy in one hour?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16322,"You'd have to design a graphic interface to make the data pop. Maybe some audio, too. To tie it all in to Gary. How long would that take you?","It's a standard GUI. Once I've got a concept, it's maybe three day's work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16323,"Remember, Gus. A machine doesn't want anything except to keep on being a machine. You've got to make sure it can figure out how to beat any opponent.","Man, all it got to do is find their weak spot. You bet on the machine in any fight you name, you gonna win your bet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16324,"Thanks for the invitation, but I have my own apartment.",You can't work in an apartment where you owe three months' rent.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16325,"Goebbels and Goering were sure heaping honours on you. One makes you a Privy Councillor, the other makes you Vice President of the Chamber of Music, and you weren't even a member of the Party, how do you explain that?","Well, there was a constant battle between Goering and Goebbels as to which of them would control German culture. I was simply a pawn. Anyway, I resigned from the Musikkammer at the same time I resigned as Musical Director of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra. In 1934.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16326,"You're not kidnapping her, are you?","What else, stupid! You don't think we're after that penny-ante reward, do you? Ten thousand bucks? Chicken feed! We're holding her for a million smackers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16327,We could have lunch together.,"I'd love to, but I've got an open house today at the Ressler place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16328,What brings you to Sierra?,My car overheated. I pulled in to have it fixed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16329,"If he finds out it's me, I'm a dead man.","Danny, he isn't gonna find out it's you. Domingo was a slinger, he must have sold to hundreds of different people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16330,"How are you, Travis? I read about you in the papers.","Oh, I got over that. It was nothing, really. The papers always blow these things up. A little stiffness. That'll go away. I just sleep more, that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16331,You can't keep me here.,Maybe I'm not going to keep you here. Maybe I'm gonna blow your brains out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16332,Kill them. Of course. But why stop there? Why should only Batman and Robin die while the society that created them goes unpunished?,Yes. I shall replay the world for sentencing me to a life without the warmth of human comfort. I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham and then the world.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16333,I thought you were allergic to latex.,I'll pop a Benadryl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16334,"Oh yeah. They were working on molecular assemblers, too, weren't they?",They also tried using viral R.N.A. as the bonding element.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16335,"Mother, I have to tell the truth. I wasn't reading Huckleberry Finn, I was reading one of those Little Dirty Comic Books.","Oh, Brother, I am so disappointed in you. You mustn't look at those horrible things, they degrade the human image.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16336,"Katrina? Pfft, no way. He doesn't like Katrina. It must be a pity date.","He asked her. I heard they were going to Benihana, then the prom, then to Vijay's parents' cabin.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16337,We can't expect to understand a life form like this. We're out of our back yard. Things are different here.,"Well, can't we kill it? I mean, we can't leave the damn thing on him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16338,What the fuck are they waiting for? That motherfucker cut off my ear! He slashed my face! I'm deformed!,"And I'm dying. They don't know that. All they know is they're not to make a move until Joe Cabot shows up. I was sent undercover to get Cabot. You heard 'em, they said he's on his way. Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin. We're just gonna sit here and bleed until Joe Cabot sticks his fuckin' head through that door.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16339,"So, it is true, Dr. Jones? You found Nurhachi?","Sure, I found him. Then last night I had a little trouble. Somebody tried to slit my throat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16340,"Nah, not yet. Look, you're my older brother. I need some advice here. What's the deal with marriage? What can I expect?","Well, the first month it's great. The second month things calm down a little. By the third month you're looking through your old girlfriends' phone numbers. My the fourth month you're numb. By the fifth month, hopefully the football season starts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16341,I thought you were a man of God.,I am. But I'm not so egotistical as to think He plans His day around my dilemmas.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16342,She's not at that place you sent her?,She snuck away. And we haven't seen her. She hasn't come home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16343,"Oh, now he's adorable.","He's three now. Course, not in that picture.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16344,"First of all, we'll have a nice dinner. Try to find out where Dorothy sings.","I already know. The ""Slow Club"". It's on Route 7.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16345,Bullshit. These are classy customers. You can't show up all fucked up with a Fila running suit on.,They're not too classy to have tits rubbed in their face.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16346,"Is that right? Well, listen to this: drag your ass. This is a restricted area.","No, this is the home of the Oglala Sioux and I want the dog-fucker who killed Leo. Whether you get him or I get him, I just want him. Shit's been goin' on too long.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16347,"We know what you're up to, Gekko, and let me tell you this from here. You suck eggs, mister. Over my dead body you ain't gonna break up Bluestar.","You guys must know something nobody else knows. If those are my plans, it's the first I've heard of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16348,I can't believe you want to move back into the city. I thought the reason we left was because we didn't want to raise the kids here?,"No, this is the center of the universe. If I were living in Roman times, I would live in Rome, where else? Today, America is the Roman Empire and New York is Rome itself. John Lennon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16349,Why don't you want to go to your high school reunion?,"It's in Michigan. Honestly, what do I have in common with those people? Or with anyone?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16350,I think he's just passed out.,He scared the fuckin' shit outta me. I thought he was dead fer sure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16351,You know champagne makes me do crazy things.,"I'll just full yours up to the top. Happy anniversary, sweetheart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16352,"If you were a child killer, you took these pictures, would you leave them out on the bed for anyone to find?",They could have been put away. Anderton could have found them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16353,Do we even get our same bunks back?,"Why sure, Luke. I mean, I didn't talk to them about that. But why not? They're reasonable, Luke. Hell, we only been gone a coupla hours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16354,I would have stayed there if I could.,I'm sure. You've got nothing but troubles waitin' for you here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16355,Mr. Dokos called to complain that you and a boy are squatting illegally in the garage of your house.,Check the permits. It was built as a guesthouse. It's a legally rentable unit grandfathered when South Laguna was incorporated.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16356,"I actually came to see Timothy Price, but he's taken a leave of absence.","Yeah, gone into rehab. Shame. Is he a suspect?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16357,"Well, you don't just invite a random pregnant teenager into your house and leave her unsupervised. I could be a total klepto, for all you know.",I don't get a klepto vibe from you. Evil genius? Maybe. Arsonist? Wouldn't rule it out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16358,"Well, Dad thinks it's okay.",You're father thinks it's okay to run off to Cancun with a blonde bimbo in a halter top. Somehow his opinion doesn't count.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16359,Why did he go to see Mary Rooney?,She's the only nurse who isn't testifying for the Doctors.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16360,"Wasn't Daddy wonderful? He wanted to kiss her some more and play with her, but he didn't, because he loves Mother and all of us, and he loves Rose, too. Isn't he wonderful, isn't he great?","Wonderful? He kissed her and played with her titty, and I don't see anything so great about that. He was probably afraid Mother would come back early and catch him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16361,"Gross, so this is Mark's flesh? When did you see him?","Um, he stopped by yesterday before you came over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16362,"Children? Well, we really don't encourage them. They're so noisy and troublesome, don't you agree?","Yes. And so terribly annoying when they cry. I just don't know what to do when they cry, do you dear?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16363,"Shall we draw up the papers, or is our handshake good enough?","It's certainly not good enough. But since I'm in a hurry, it'll have to do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16364,This is farewell.,Take me with you. There's nothing left for me here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16365,"Yeah, well, I get that way when I'm facing death and someone deserts me.",Deserts you? Harry said he'd take over for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16366,Everybody knows why she went over Tod. You jibed the boat.,I was trying to get her up wind! That's what you do when you're hit a-beam. Or maybe you're too stupid to know that!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16367,Good evening. I want to stay at this hotel.,Fill this out please. And I'll need a card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16368,"Right, the suitcase was clinking. So what did you do with your clothes?","I threw them into the garbage, which was perhaps immoral, but I wanted to come to you clean, so to speak. I thought we could go shopping and pick up a pair of jeans and forty-five pairs of underwear and just throw them out each day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16369,I've come to dinnnnnner!,Dinner? How dare you? I am a nobleman. I only dine with people of my own height.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16370,"A few empty tables. It's cozier. Besides, Mel Torme couldn't fill this place on a Wednesday night.","I guess you're right. Well, what do you say we get a little midnight snack? Theo's should still be open.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16371,Do you realize what I can create with a single strand of Superman's hair?,A toupee that flies?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16372,Did you ever see a dolphin?,Sure. They like to play. We may see some today.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16373,All I did was kiss a girl.,That's why they got you in jail?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16374,"Ilsa, I don't wish to be the one to say it, but it's late.",So it is. And we have a curfew here in Casablanca. It would never do for the Chief of Police to be found drinking after hours and have to fine himself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16375,"Do you know what a friend you have in Jesus, son?","Preacher, take your tin Jesus and the Virgin Mary, both, and shove 'em.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16376,"Oh. Well, I guess some like it hot. But personally, I prefer classical music.","So do I. As a matter of fact, I spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16377,We belong in hell.,"And what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16378,What's the story behind you takin' a cab to the most dangerous part of town alone?,"Apparently, I was hit on the head with something really heavy, giving me a form of amnesia. When I came to, I didn't know who I was, where I was, or where I came from. Luckily, I had my driver's license or I wouldn't even know my name. I hoped it would tell me where I lived but it had a Tallahassee address on it, and I stopped somebody on the street and they told me I was in Detroit. So that was no help. But I did have some money on me, so I hopped in a cab until I saw somethin' that looked familiar. For some reason, and don't ask me why, that theater looked familiar. So I told him to stop and I got out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16379,"I can only imagine. You know, I spoke with your Dad last year about maybe taking the Bijou off his hands. I don't think he gave it very much thought.","Well, he loves the place. It's his home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16380,Your mom was a dancer?,She is a dancer! And a lovely one! You would like her very much! Shall we dance?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16381,What happened? Somebody step on your hands?,Yeah. Big creep. Broke my thumbs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16382,I think he wants something to drink.,I'm not wasting my water on him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16383,"Hell, yeah. I like it cold. Colder the better.","Yeah, but not as cold as those Swedish girls you only gonna dream about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16384,You wouldn't have taken me if I hadn't been doll-faced!,Why should I? I thought it would be a novelty to have a face around here a man could look at without shuddering.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16385,That's great if you're stopping a burglar. Not our goal here. Are there motion detectors?,"In every exhibition room. The museum's divided into five cells. The reception and exhibit are in cell five. We could arm the motion detectors in cells one to four, then seal the perimeter with our fire doors.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16386,"That's not true. Our worm guy, er, I mean, Dr. Tatopoulos found blood.","Well, yes. I did. Clearly he was injured and bled.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16387,Fuck Strawberry. You're gonna end up owing 60 G to a homicidal maniac!,That's my problem. Just put in my bet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16388,"If that bastard does subpoena me, if he forces me to go over this again, then all those other lawyers will line up behind him and try and do the same thing.","That won't happen, Billy. Mitch Stephens' case is small, compared to some of those other guys. The way he told me, all he needs is for you to say what you saw that day, driving behind the bus. I know it's a painful thing to do, but it'll only take a few minutes of your time. That'll be the end of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16389,You don't understand. The wedding bands. The wedding bands are in my wallet.,"Okay, so they were in your wallet, and you left your wallet somewhere. Some bar. Christine'll understand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16390,I didn't tell you to replace any gasket.,"Yeah, but it was shot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16391,"I know how you feel about me, but I'm asking you to put your feelings aside for something more important.",Do I have to hear again what a great man your husband is? What an important cause he's fighting for?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16392,"Art and politics, yeah, art and politics. Let's look at that. You and the Berlin Philharmonic toured the Third Reich, played in countries the Nazis had conquered. Are you saying that conducting in occupied territories from 1939 on wasn't a commercial for Adolf and all he stood for?","We never, never officially represented the regime when we played abroad. We always performed as a private ensemble. As I think I already told you, I was a freelance conductor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16393,"What do you say, Hoffy? We'll hit the air raid trenches and cut out in back of Barracks nine.",You'd better cut out in back of the south latrine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16394,"He was hot, wasn't he?","If I didn't have a fiancé in Chicago, I'd go for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16395,"Oh, Jeff, give me a break. You didn't even have the guts to go look in the van, did you?","Oh no, no. You know what? Fuck that. No, you lied to me. You lied to me because you're gutless. You're a gutless, drunken looser.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16396,What happened to that guy from Kentucky?,Lon? He got married. He has a kid. I kind of lost touch with him after Nancy got sick.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16397,"Nome? I figure you'd be a whaler, coming from there.","Told, that's what our old man was. Planned on going to sea, me and Bob, 'til I read Jack London. Started trapping when I was ten. Mailed the furs to Sears. Eight bucks for a skunk, three for a muskrat. That was fine money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16398,"Fox, buddy. Is this deja vu or has it really been a year. You're not hitting me up for NYU are you?",Well we're thinking of putting up a statue of you in the subway. I hear you're moving up in the world. An associate already. Not bad. How's Margie?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16399,What the hell were you doing? You nearly killed us!,I did kill us. She thinks we're dead. And she thinks she got away with it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16400,I thought you didn't believe in miracles today Mother?,But I want the opportunity to believe. I want the choice to believe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16401,We heard firing. He get anybody? You alone?,We got a cookaboo inside. He wounded some kid earlier.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16402,Do you really expect me to participate without knowing a single thing?,"First, admit to yourself that it sounds intriguing. Second, you don't have to decide today. Take the silly tests, fill out the forms. One day, the game begins. You either love it or hate it. Decide then. We're like an experimental Book-of-the-Month- Club. Drop out at any time with no further obligation. That was my sales pitch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16403,"Well, we're all working tonight.","Well, Betsy mam, I drive a taxi at night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16404,"Those bastards at Universal. I made so much money for them, and now I can't get the time of day.","So let's make another ""Dracula."" Let's make ""The Return of Dracula""!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16405,How much longer you figure he'll keep us out here?,Could be all night. Guy gets his rocks off like this. Hangs out in queer S & M joints downtown. Likes prettyboys like you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16406,I was just hanging around.,I thought you were going to stay in the museum and round up the thugs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16407,All I want's the money.,"Sure, sure, just the money, and the aristocratic pleasure of seeing him fall apart. You're a Roman, Bert. You have to win them all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16408,"Well that's two things to strangle Stephen for. Where is he, anyway?","Stephen's not staying here now, Brian. He moved out last April.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16409,This is the studio where I paint.,Nice. And your lighting and camera angles. You're got to go back to German silent movies to find anything like it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16410,Then how do you know he sells guns?,"He told me. Besides, why else would an A.T.F. man be after him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16411,Yes. But they don't have a clue. Why would anyone steal my luggage?,"Maybe the thief thought you had something valuable. You are in the business, that's what Roki says.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16412,"Just some answers. There are other kids involved, its not just Kristen. All good kids, smark kids.","I'm sorry to hear that, but you're the experts on this, not me. If I had any insights, believe me, I'd share them with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16413,Wait. I'll send a patrol with you.,Fine. But they'll have to take care of themselves.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16414,One hundred twenty seconds to drop bomb. Have you checked your platinum euridium energy shielding?,Energy shielding positive function.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16415,I've been authorized to brief you and the crew once we reach Neptune space.,"Until then, do what you're told and stay out of my way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16416,"Oh Soph, Joe loves kids. Joe wants kids. Joe thinks he needs kids.","He wants playmates. Oh he's a sweetheart, Sal, you know I love him. But he's not going to be a good father. He's just not parenting material.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16417,But I love you.,"You say that over and over, but you don't even know me!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16418,I can go to the police. I have blood samples back at the hospital. I can show them.,Do it. You'll be dead before you can file the complaint.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16419,He's a Sense/Net Chairman. Why would he launch an A.I.?,Good question. He may not have intended to. The girl in question is Lady 3Jane. She's very important to us. The third clone of Lady Jane Tessier.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16420,I am going to call the police now.,Could I make one phone call first?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16421,Don't you believe in knocking?,"Oh, yes. Knocking. The pre-entry signal. I forgot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16422,You need not kill a man to destroy him.,"No, you need only take away what is most precious to him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16423,"Oh, so you decide to be a cop? Seriously? You don't have sex with a woman cause she's on the rag?","No man. Blood is not a turn on. You sure let that Frida off the hook. You weren't even going to take the sheets. If I didn't know better, I'd think you liked her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16424,"You took him to the funeral, I hear.",He'd never seen a corpse. He's seen a dozen now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16425,I've been working night and day. I haven't had time.,You're supposed to make time. When was the last time you told her you love her? When was the last time you two had sex?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16426,Something tried to get into this room!,And failed. These doors are solid steel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16427,"Oh, Stewardess. My husband is very sick. Can you do something, please?","Well, the doctor will be with you in just a moment. One thing. Do you know what he had for dinner?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16428,The Beast will kill her.,"Yes. To keep her from you. But now that we are inside the Fortress, you will be able to contact her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16429,Hell yeah. You work here long?,Five years. Since it opened.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16430,That's a lie. You could've bought a dozen farms with the money we've stolen.,I can't quit and leave you alone. I can't quit until you quit. Ma would've wanted it that way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16431,There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. My sentry markers are placed. I'm heading back to the base.,I'll see you shortly. A meteorite just hit the ground near here and I want to check it out. Won't be long.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16432,You been to Japan?,I lived there for about nine months.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16433,Isn't it strange that you always happened to be fighting on the side of the underdog?,"Yes. I found that a very expensive hobby, too. But then I never was much of a businessman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16434,"Believe me, man. Fred will be no problem.","Yeah, I can tell he's gonna be a major asset.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16435,"I'm sorry, I don't keep any liquor in the house.","Well, fortunately, I carry my own.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16436,You were prying before?,"Yes, this afternoon. I was grilling Ann about your marriage this afternoon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16437,We could have had some kind of birthday party for him. We could have taken Paul to the fight with us.,Minors aren't allowed at fights.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16438,Are you still working security for Foster & Langley?,"Yeah, and the restaurant's on my route. And you know, I stuck my nose in for the company to try to put a stop to some of these break-ins. Now, while I have no proof, the name Drexl Spivey kept coming up Whose case is it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16439,Can you cover me for an hour?,Just an hour? You should tell this stud to take more time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16440,"I'm sorry, Viv. Carlos has been on my back. Did you get the money up front like I taught you?","Three hundred for last night and he gave me extra to buy some clothes. Now listen, I'm gonna leave an envelope for you at the front desk. Give me two hundred to the scum bucket and the other hundred to that asshole landlord for part of the rent. Spend it on drugs and I'll pull your hair out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16441,"Wolfi, I think your father's tired. I'll cook us something here.",Thank you. That'll be fine. Don't spend any money on me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16442,Suzie! Did this man rape you?,"Okay! He did. He pushed me to the floor and he did it to me. Now, can I go home?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16443,But you were punished.,Yes. I went to jail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16444,"We were going upriver when we got caught in a storm, ma'am.","Upriver? Why upriver? There is nothing there, only jungle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16445,I don't know how to thank you. Mother'll be so grateful. She'll probably want to kiss you.,Your mother will want to kiss me? Give me back my letters. That's the breaks I get. It's the mothers that are always grateful to me. Here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16446,Two years of surgery. I missed my window. Limped through law school instead.,"Mmm. A lawyer, huh? Too bad. But at least you're surfing now. So your life's not over yet, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16447,"Well, I mean it's not everybody that can deliver an air mail letter without putting a stamp on it.",I wouldn't do that. It's against the law.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16448,"You're still mad at me, aren't you?","You just left me without a phone call, a letter, nothing. All this time. Yeah, I guess I'm still a little mad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16449,I wonder who'll recognize us first? They'll wet their pants.,I hope the men do. I would rather the women didn't.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16450,Are you tellin' me I'm not good enough to drink here?,"This bar is for bikers and truckers only. You, get out!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16451,"I'll tell you the truth, I heard this guy on a call-in radio show and I might not marry the person I should marry because I've become obsessed with him.",Oh. Like Glenn Close in that movie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16452,Shut down your ice patterns. I'll take you out.,"I can no more shut down my own natural defences that you can stop breathing. That's why I need you, Case. You're the only person alive who has a chance of penetrating my defences. My ""ice"" as you call it. I'm doing everything I can to make that possible.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16453,What happens if somebody comes in here right now and shoots you?,This place becomes famous. Tour buses. Blind people feeling around for bullet holes in the wall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16454,Not that well sir. I believe we have a few too many soft hearts in the building. Did we aquire a bank from Chicago or a charity?,"Relax, son. They'll learn in time that you don't fuck with First Bank. This is the real deal and we aim to keep it strong. My Daddy always told me that Only The Strong Survive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16455,I'm sorry your mother isn't here to help you become a woman.,"Dad, I've become a woman without her. Just not a pretty one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16456,How do you deal with incorrigibles? Criminals?,"Why, we have no crime here. What makes a criminal? Lack, usually. Avariciousness, envy, the desire to possess something owned by another. There can be no crime where there is a sufficiency of everything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16457,Can't I get one of those steaks you got grilling back there?,"Those are for trusties, unless you got thirty cents or two packs of cigs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16458,"That's Itchy, alright. How many y'need?","Well, we'll each probably want one, so let's make it five. Five should do it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16459,"Do you have many patients, doctor?",Oh no. Mostly research in endocrinology.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16460,Tommy Tammisimo acted in a cough syrup commercial. He thought everybody was self-conscious and unrealistic. He said the play sucked big time.,"I know every child is special in their own way, but Tommy sounds like a punk. I thought the play was excellent. Better than Cats.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16461,I wouldn't have thought you'd be so interested in pigeons.,I go for this stuff. You know this city's full of hawks? There must be twenty thousand of 'em. They perch on top of the big hotels and swoop down on the pigeons in the park.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16462,But what about you and the baby? You need me.,"Oh, but I'm not due to have the baby for another six weeks or so.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16463,"Or what? No one can capture Ivy but the big bad Bat. Crap! You just want her for yourself. Don't you? Answer me, damn it!","Yes! Yes, I want her so badly I can taste it. That's the whole point. Look at us. Orphans. Isolated. Obsessed to the exclusion of life, love, family. We're perfect targets. She's done something to us, got us fighting over her somehow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16464,"Jesus, look at that wall. Place almost looks like a prison.",No doubt the man's got some big-ass security system.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16465,"Yeah. My problem is I've got a brother who writes a sentence like ""We grew up in a small, little bedroom."" As opposed to a big, little bedroom?",I got paid by the word! No! Your problem is you don't ever want anything to be your fault.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16466,There's more than one way to spring a trap.,"Aye, so long as you're not too greedy for the bait.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16467,Have you been up all night again?,"Bet your ass I have. It's an important job, Neighborhood Watch is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16468,"Dewey, you're not just here because of that second rate K-Mart, straight-to-video version of me, are you?","Brace yourself, Gale, all of this is actually not about you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16469,"Well, can't we kill it? I mean, we can't leave the damn thing on him.",We don't know what might happen if we tried to kill it. At least right now it's keeping him alive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16470,"I swear on my life, I never said a word to her about you.","I think he's telling the truth, Valmont. Greg couldn't write a grocery list let alone a letter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16471,"Sir, you threw out page two.",Goddamn right I did. I asked for a tough-as-nails speech and you gave me diplomatic bullshit. What's the point in having a speech if I have to ad-lib?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16472,Must fill your bottle up real quick when your wife and kids get smeared.,"All dead except one, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16473,"Here. You see. This is the slow fuse. It is much wider. It has more resistance, more density. Therefore, it burns slower.",You mean you had the slow fuse in your pocket all the time and you forgot to put it on?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16474,"You and your sideburns are the talk of the party, Theo.",The ladies in Akron call them thigh-ticklers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16475,Told you you wouldn't be able to see through that gate.,Gate's open. I had a butcher's at the house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16476,"I must say, Q, you seem to be doing rather well in your retirement.","Don't even think about it, 007. They're my granddaughters.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16477,"Why, J.T., watch what you're saying around Augie. Emmett didn't kill anybody.","Well, Kate, it was self-defense sure enough, but I think you'd have to say I killed old Murdo. I think that's definitely the word.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16478,Does Rachel make a lot of money?,People like Rachel who only think about themselves often do make a lot of money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16479,You just mentioned her name. What was she doing there? What was she doing in your apartment?,She just came up for a drink. Just for a few minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16480,You're late. Very late.,"Gosh, I'm sorry, we better get in line.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16481,Mom and Dad. I used to be in my crib and I'd listen to them fight.,"You remember that far back? Boy, I can't even remember yesterday.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16482,It's not every day I find a story in my own flat.,"Thats not a story, Alex. It's a corpse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16483,I got hit by a big light that was attached to a lot of metal.,"That's a train, son. Don't stand in front of them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16484,I used to be a nurse.,"That's a wonderful profession. My daughter-in-law's a nurse. What did you do, stop?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16485,"I'm trying to better myself, but the one person who can help me is the same one pushing me away.","I'm sorry, but I'm not here to be your savior.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16486,"You sure looked funny running for those pies, bullets flying all around you.",Bullets weren't the problem. That pie was too hot. Burned my tongue.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16487,"I didn't write anything else 'cause nobody, including most of my colleagues bothered to read the first one.","Well, I've read it. Your book was good, Sean. All those guys were in your platoon?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16488,"Hey, these are real diamonds.",Naturally. You think my fiance is a bum? Now I guess I'll have to give it back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16489,They found the getaway Mercedes a parking garage north of Venice. It checks out.,Good! We'll get it to the nearest outlying station and hold it for prints. We're on our way. You coming?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16490,You stole her purse! While you were saving her?,"What's the big deal? You decided to pretend you were me. A little moment of weakness, right? So I sorta swiped her purse. I got feet of clay too, buddy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16491,I've never seen a Ministry cheque before.,"We've got to get rid of it! There's been a balls-up somewhere, and when the music stops they'll jump on whoever's holding the cheque!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16492,How'd you know where to find me?,You were the only Sullivan in the phone book.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16493,"Well then, can you have them jump to the camera over here?","Wait a minute. These aren't kangaroos, Mr. Hutton. They're dolphins.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16494,Brad. I don't want to have to use sex as a tool.,Tool? Tool for what? We've been going together almost two years!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16495,"Looks like you live in here, for Chrissake!","In bad weather, yeah. Mostly I camp out in the woods. I thought maybe you were down on your luck too when I picked you up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16496,This is taking forever. I'm starving.,"That's your problem, Larry. That's why your sales are always below quota. Your instinct to eat is stronger than your instinct to win.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16497,"Listen Alan, I really appreciate you bringing me along.","The bones will be there when we get back. That's the nice thing about them. They never run away. And besides, you got me into this. I don't intend to be alone with these people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16498,"You just might. I'm the guy who tricked you into robbing a government installation and then had you sent to prison for it. At the time, I was bald with a beard, no moustache, and I had a different nose, so if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended.","Bastard, you're going to need another nose!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16499,I'm feeling real uncomfortable right now because the guy who reports to me is threatening me.,I'm just giving you the truth. There was a time when William Parrish liked the truth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16500,Maybe you'd better look around for another candidate. I don't think my skin is tough enough to survive a lifetime of you and your brush.,I don't have to look around. I've found the husband I want. You can kiss me now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16501,I can't stand that polecat. They ought to hang him.,You don't like him because he's a Yankee. He's a brilliant doctor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16502,I plan on getting a lot older. And playing spy games sounds like a quick way to get yourself dead.,That's too bad. I thought a guy like you would appreciate the challenge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16503,Let's explore this. What makes you feel you're a werewolf?,I ate a guy last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16504,We had a chance to walk out of Zammito's house.,We all agreed to it. You had no way of knowing Bastaldi was setting us up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16505,"Hey, Stu? Didn't you use to date Casey?",For about two seconds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16506,"I shouldn't say this, but you're pretty, Gabrielle. It's unprofessional, I know.","Really? I always think myself so ugly. No, not ugly, but plain. A wallflower.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16507,I used protomatter in the Genesis matrix.,Protomatter. An unstable substance which every ethical scientist in the galaxy has denounced as dangerously unpredictable.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16508,You're an extraordinary fighter. I hate to lose you.,"Thank you, General. But there's a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt, I'm a walking dead man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16509,"You want out of this place, don't you? Don't tell me you're starting to like it here.","No, I don't like it here. Look around. There's nothing but ass. Male ass! Balls and ass! Believe you me, I'm getting out of here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16510,Can we get him to the hospital?,"Even if we could, and the move didn't kill him, there'd be very little we could do there that we can't do here. I'm sorry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16511,Hello. You're sleeping in a tuxedo.,I got married last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16512,She's never going to take us to see the dinosaurs. That lady said they were on the fourth floor.,Let's ditch and find them ourselves.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16513,"He can't go to the ribbon, so he's trying to make the ribbon come to him. Data, is it going to pass near any M-Class planets?","Yes, sir. There are two in the Veridian system.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16514,"Listen, Hank, it's been a rough day. I'll call you about his next week.",I won't be here next week. The tumor's inoperable. I'll be dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16515,One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.,But it seems to be enough to condemn him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16516,You shot Childs and Nunez.,"They would have killed us both. You want me to write a confession, I'll write a confession.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16517,But what if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection.,"Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16518,What if I plead guilty?,And cooperate? You might get probation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16519,Cancer. It was the cigarettes. Right? The cigarettes?,"Yeah, lung cancer. Ten years ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16520,"Luke, I need to switch next Friday for Thursday, so why don't you take the weekend? That way you'll be there, and I'll pick up Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.","Fine. But I wanted to take the kids to work with me on Wednesday so I'll take Wednesday, and you can pick up that Thursday, Friday after soccer, and Saturday before riding.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16521,I know. But there's one important change. The flowers in Thorwald's pet flower bed.,You mean the one the dog was sniffing around?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16522,No. I only saw his back. He went down another stairwell at the end of the hall.,"I didn't get a good look at him either, but he sure looked at me. I didn't have time to get a window, but I found this key. Pretty nifty, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16523,You're actually gonna bail Sketchy out.,"Yeah, 'cause maybe he's learned his lesson.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16524,"Sir, yes, sir. Breckinridge reported a helmet malfunction, and I asked him to show it to me, sir.","Are you rated to repair a Marauder power suit, Rico ?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16525,"Hershe, you were in Cleveland?",Yeah. With me and Texas Mike O'Shay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16526,"Okay, listen, honey, you went double digit here, you must have been shooting out adrenaline like crazy, we gotta bring your blood sugar back up, okay? Can you hear me?","I'm dizzy, not deaf.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16527,I thought you had promised Mommy you stopped.,I did. I'm not an alcoholic. I just like to drink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16528,Let me get this straight. We drove all the way down to Klan country because you heard a couple of guys talking?,"What are you complaining about? It worked out. Everything's cool. Now, come on, let's head down there and see what's shaking. We deserve a little reward.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16529,"I'm afraid he's pretty worn out, poor kid.",Nevertheless. There's a police officer standing on the porch and I don't think he's going away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16530,Frankie opens them with his teeth.,"Hey, it's a sellable skill.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16531,My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.,You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a hand job after the final.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16532,"Uncle Maurice, you're wearing sneakers?",Hightop Nike Cross-Trainers with heel support and air-cushioned soles. They're nasty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16533,"We've made tremendous strides today, Mothershead. He listens and repeats with great attention, and this certainly isn't easy for him.","Parrots can do as much, Mr. Treves. It's all very nice, but I don't see the point. You know they won't let him stay here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16534,She makes felt wallets. Got one right here.,"Yeah. I know. Leather would be more practical, but whatcha gonna do?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16535,"All right, cop. I want my money.","It's still my money. If you want to have a chance at any part of it, shithead, you will take my $120,000 and bet on tomorrow's game.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16536,Vincent told you that I'm a cop?,"Not a word. But no ordinary criminal would have the extensive military and medical expertise you do. And so I place the pieces of the puzzle together in a way that makes sense to me. You work for some government agency and you carry a gun, and in my world, that makes you a cop.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16537,You're just saying that to get into my apartment and then you're hoping that'll turn into something else.,"I wouldn't mind doing something else, but I do really have to pee.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16538,"Ah, Stifler's mom! Thank you for letting us have a great party.",As if there were any alternative in the matter. Are you enjoying yourself?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16539,"Well, maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I don't want to ruin your willpower.",No. It's all right. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16540,"Sorry to bother you while we're shooting, but the guy who owns the stage needs his money.","Well then you should pay him, shouldn't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16541,"Michael, you're sitting up here in the Sierra Mountains with champagne cocktails making judgment on the way I run my family.","Your family still carries the name Corleone, and you will run it like a Corleone!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16542,"I mean, this is one special gift! Who would want a football or a baseball bat or a car when they could get a desk set as wonderful as this one!",Yeah! And just look at this ruler!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16543,You didn't marry Donna Reed.,I'd go with you and Chinese take-out over her any time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16544,Prepare to receive the Act of Penance. How many sins have you committed since your last confession?,"Just one, Father, but boy was it a doozy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16545,Letting him use your toilet? No store does that.,"He comes in here every day and we bullshit. He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no, he'd know something was up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16546,This is a brutal land.,You must have known that before you came.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16547,"I'm the one who can feel my leg, and it's falling asleep.","It falls asleep and you die, so wake it the hell up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16548,"Hey, Mister! Can I see those guns?",They're not guns. They're particle throwers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16549,He bought you that?,More or less. It's part of my college fund.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16550,I slept very well.,That's strange. Nobody is supposed to sleep well in Casablanca.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16551,"Not this time. You don't have any reason to be mad at me. You broke my heart. I should be royally ticked at you, man. I should be really cheesed off. I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.","Why? Because I got bored and had sex with you one day, and then I didn't, like, marry you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16552,I'm sure that ain't the only place he's sticking those pencils.,"Naw, he don't do anything else with 'em, but he did get caught once with a Planet of the Apes doll hanging out his asshole.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16553,"Yeah, well, you should be my agent.","If I was, I would sing your praises up and down the street until they put me in the loony bin. Now Miles, why didn't you tell me you were coming and bringing this handsome man? Look how I'm dressed. I've got to run and put my face on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16554,From what I can see you're a pretty fair wheelman. There's a hairpin coming up. That's the place for it. The cops'll plow right into you.,And I end up in a fucking neck brace for life!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16555,We're looking for Mike.,"You found him, but we're not open yet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16556,"And where's the secret base, sir? The one we t-takeoff from.",The navy will get us to within 400 miles of the Japanese coast. We'll launch off the carriers from there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16557,"Don, this is my mother. Mom, this is my boss, Don Palmer.","Oh, it's so nice to meet you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16558,Lord! Put the baby in the icebox. Killed the poor thing.,"Baby didn't die. Just froze off all it's finger and toes. Just a little fingerless, toeless boy now. But the husband; he sees what the wife's done, so after he saves the baby he locks the wife in the refrigerator to see how she likes it. Now she died.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16559,"Sure I do. There was some kind of mutiny on the base, and you killed General Ripper.","Look, General Ripper went off his rocker and ordered the 843rd Bomb Wing to attack with H-bombs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16560,You got your own nightclub?,"Well, not yet. It's still in the planning stages.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16561,"You ever been married, Hanna?",Of course. I am married still.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16562,We was robbed last night and we can't find no books.,Doesn't it seem odd to you that five different waterfront locals were broken into last night and the only articles removed were financial records?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16563,"Take your pen in hand, Marquis. Purge these wicked thoughts of yours on paper; maybe they'll govern you less in life.79","I'll fill page after page, I promise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16564,"That pump was full of money. I saw where they put it. Stay right here, I'mma climb in and go get it.","Wait here? So Cheeco can bite my ass off? Tell me where it is, I'll do it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16565,Really? I poop too much.,"Oh, maybe you're lactose intolerant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16566,I'm afraid if I stop talking I'll lose you. Just name any reasonable amount and it's yours.,"Shit, stop with the money! I never asked for a nickel. I was just doing this. And you have to fuck it up with a price tag.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16567,Well it's about time. Looks like you found yourself a helper too.,"Well, he offered, and I just couldn't refuse. His car overheated.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16568,I really thought we had something special going. I can't tell you what a disappointment you've turned out to be.,After last night I could say the same for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16569,Thank you for waking me.,"I didn't want to frighten you out of your sleep, Miss. That's why I touched you farthest from your heart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16570,How come the sun didn't used to shine in here?,'Cause when we bought the house it was autumn. This is summer. Feed the dogs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16571,But how are you gonna pay rent and everything? You don't even have a job.,"I'll get a job tomorrow, I promise. If I don't, you can totally tell me to fuck off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16572,"You know, I'm starting to think I'd rather take my chances with Domingo than go through any more of this shit.",Didn't you hear? Domingo's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16573,Conan O'Brien? Whoa! What are you doing here?,I'm looking for a last-minute guest for my show. Any suggestions?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16574,"Well, the paper'll have to learn to do without me. And so will you. It just didn't work out, Walter.",It would have worked if you'd been satisfied with just being editor and reporter. But no! You had to marry me and spoil everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16575,"And if we evacuate, what do you want to do with O'Brien?",It'll be better for us if he simply disappears. The gardener will know what to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16576,"But Mom, I can't find him!","Well, honey, just grab some other toy! Now c'mon!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16577,How come it bumps up and down when there's no road?,The wind does that. Ever been to the Bahamas before?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16578,I don't want no dirty money. I run an honest business.,Honest like Al Capone on tax day. Where are my keys?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16579,Our network covers the Ranger games.,The network is on an intranet. It's a direct feed into our computer system.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16580,We got this far.,We've come a lot of miles. But we're not close to anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16581,"I put up new drapes, Jake.",I know. I was here when your apprentice was helping you. Remember?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16582,"Sam, Haddonfield is a hundred and fifty miles from here. How could he get there? He can't drive.",He was doing all right last night. Maybe somebody around here gave him lessons.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16583,"Hey I really liked that piece you did on me last month. The one where you said my car accident was caused by me drinking and drugs, and how I faked the tire blow-out just so my insurance wouldn't sky rocket.","Heh, well, that's TV journalism for ya. Stage the news to boost ratings.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16584,"You never wanted to live forever anyways, did you? It wasn't such a hell of a life.","Oh, I had me some high old times. You're old man, Luke, wasn't much for stickin' around, but damn it, he made me laugh.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16585,"Oh, I'm used to it. What makes me sore is how they behave towards you. They ought to be grateful to have you. I certainly am.","And I'm grateful for you, Frank, especially with those boors around. We've grown very close in a short time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16586,"He thought I had your father's money, so he got me out of the way while he looked for it.","It's not my father's money, it's the Foundation's. Why did he think you had it? And who does?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16587,You sure? I know my father would hate to be tied down. He wouldn't even go to the dentist.,That's how it's done. You have to keep the body going until the brain and heart recover enough to go on their own.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16588,Elliot tells me you're fronting for a dirty cop.,"Well, Elliot wasn't supposed to tell you anythin'. Thanks a lot, bigmouth. I knew you were a squid the moment I laid eyes on you. In my book, buddy, you're a piece of shit. He's not a dirty cop, he's a good cop. He just saw his chance and he took it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16589,And no vampire here has discourse with God or the Devil?,"None that I've ever known. I know nothing of God or the Devil, I have never seen a vision nor learnt a secret that would damn or save my soul. And as far as I know, after four hundred years, I am the oldest living vampire in the world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16590,You got a secondary search and you had a gun.,"Listen, it was a calculated risk. I've done it a million times and never got caught.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16591,"Dr. Grant, we're not leaving without our son.","You can stick with us, or you can go and look for him. Either way you're probably not getting out of here alive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16592,What's the idea of turning her down? It sounds like a perfectly safe investment.,She's a widow. I don't like taking mortgages from widows.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16593,"Eddie, you must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures. I make crap.","Yeah, but if you took that crap and put a star in it, you'd have something!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16594,"They are lovely. Aren't they lovely, Birdie?",Adorable. We now got everything a dressing room needs except a basketball hoop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16595,"All right, you want to talk about lies, let's talk about lies, Ann. Let's talk about lying to yourself. You haven't been able to sleep with your husband because you're no longer in love with him, and maybe you never were. You haven't been honest with yourself in longer than you can remember.","Yeah, you're right. But I never claimed to know everything like you, and have all these little theories. I'm still learning, I know that. But I don't feel like I've wasted time. If I had to go through my marriage to get to where I am right now, fine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16596,I know. I stopped by your house and your mom said you left at like six or something.,The guy got sick and couldn't come in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16597,"Sir Te! It has brought him as much trouble as glory. Help him to leave these troubles behind. Otherwise, he'll never be able to start anew.",All right. I'll act as the sword's custodian.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16598,"Rose, you don't look well and you haven't eaten a bit of breakfast.","I'm not hungry. I can't eat nothin', I haven't been able to eat since I got fired. I think maybe I'm sick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16599,You look exactly the same.,I just did it for tonight. I don't normally dress like this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16600,"Come on, do you think I'm doing the right thing? Tell the truth. You've been through it.","Well, you waited for good reason, and you proposed to Christine for some good reason. So I think it's great. It's time. You've got to have your eyes open, that's all. I mean, look at me. I thought Victoria and I were set for life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16601,"That's right, sir. He does a thorough background check and if he finds them to be criminal or guilty of embezzlement, then he will put them in the park. He has refused the last three suggested ""guests"".","What about that time when the mail room kid was accused of stealing and we put him in the ""Park"" ? Wasn't that a computer glitch ?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16602,Here's a suggestion. Let's stop worrying about the concert for the time being and get the cops in on this Volvo situation.,"Wake up, Lex. This is Detroit. The cops aren't gonna waste city dollars looking for a Swedish car. Face it, the Volvo's on a cutting board as we speak getting sliced, diced, and julienned by Christine, the chop shop gourmet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16603,"But, Hildy, I can't. He's accused of stealing a watch. And they found the watch on him.",And who accused him? Diamond Louis! One of the worst crooks in town! Why don't you arrest Louis instead of innocent people that he frames?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16604,"By the way, I'm not much of a pool player.","Shit, it ain't hard to play pool. I can teach you everything ya need to know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16605,"Facts, Dr. Nebbleman. Facts. You've been using cryogenics to control the waste from the mouse experiment, haven't you?","Well, yes. The replicators are not as active at low temperatures.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16606,"Got another twenty years in it, boy. By the way, son, do you recall Rose, that pretty blonde girl who came to our house way back in 1935 or 1936 and caused such a damnable commotion?",Of course I recall Rose. In fact I've been thinking of no one else for the last hour and a half.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16607,I will join my grandfather there.,He's not in Valhalla! He died of old age!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16608,And you've been roaming the streets while your mother is God-knows-where?,"I was going to a funny movie, but I changed my mind. If you're depressed, laughing doesn't help much. When did you know my father?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16609,It's not hard to do. I do it all the time.,I'm pretty good at signatures myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16610,Dinner? How dare you? I am a nobleman. I only dine with people of my own height.,Are you drunk? You invited me. And my horse. Here he is. Ottavio!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16611,"I wanted to ask you something, on account you've been around so long.",Shoot. They don't call me the Wizard for nothing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16612,You know each other a long time?,Two years. Ever since we left island.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16613,"No, I mean how would you do it? Do you just sneak in real fast or hide out till the store closes or what?","Naw, honey, that would be burglary. I never got arrested for burglary. Burglary's for chicken shits. If you're gonna rob someone, ya just have to go right on up to 'em and do it. Just take the money. That's robbery. That's a whole 'nother deal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16614,Didya look at the border?,"Yeah, I saw the border. Through binoculars from on top of a high building. That's about as close as I risked getting. What's the TV say?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16615,"You know, he's gotta realize everything can't be a home run that he does.","Yeah, well, that's exactly what I keep tellin' him, but that's the kind of kid he is ever since he's born.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16616,Is Jody still awake?,She just turned off her light.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16617,What do you think is going to happen with the dinosaurs?,The population will stabilize eventually. They'll adapt to fit different roles.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16618,"Great. Donovan actually said the words ""Good work, Ms. Woods"". He takes me seriously! Can you believe it?",Of course I can believe it. You're going to make a great lawyer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16619,My name's Jerry Woolridge.,Nice to meet you. I'm Marsha Dwiggins and this is Theresa Evans. She's here to take the pictures.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16620,Maybe we should just listen to the radio.,Sorry. It only plays static.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16621,Is Mom here? I gotta talk to her.,"She's in the kitchen. I'd yell for her, but I'd die. You had a busy night last night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16622,I don't kill nobody without him.,We don't need him. The two of us could do it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16623,"Come on, everybody! We gotta run for those rocks over there!","Jesus, Val, it's pretty far.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16624,"What's the matter, boys? Is my slip showing?",I'll say it is. You spilled a little borscht on it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16625,"I'm sorry. It's too white, too distracting. Would it be asking too much for you to take it off?",I'm not wearing an undershirt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16626,"Because usually, when people find out who I am, they get themselves a wheel chair and a shyster lawyer, and sue me for a quarter of a million dollars.","Well, don't worry. I won't sue you, no matter who you are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16627,What the hell are you doing? Are you crazy?,I'm doing what any man would do if he'd been offended. I'm beating you up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16628,Good question. He may not have intended to. The girl in question is Lady 3Jane. She's very important to us. The third clone of Lady Jane Tessier.,The old man cheats on his wife with her own clone?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16629,"Did you throw away those fries, Hamilton?",They were left over from the last shift.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16630,"I can't discuss another patient. You know that. Well, I can't find anything wrong with you.","I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking. Maybe I should get a real complete physical. You give Alan an annual, don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16631,Space for what? To O.D. like that other kid? I will not send the message that this type of behavior is okay with her parents. Because it isn't. Correct?,We don't want to push her away. These are growing experiences.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16632,You never heard the story of Saint Severin driving the werewolves from Paris?,You think that's what McDermott was raving about in the ambulance?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16633,I taught him to drink beer. He taught me how to fly.,He said you're the only one he ever saw who was better in the air than him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16634,I think I've been poisoned.,"And you ate two balaclavas, right? I told you not to touch them, mine was awful.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16635,You don't have to prove anything to her.,"I'm not proving to her. I'm showing her. And I know I don't have to. I want to. I've realized, love is about giving. I'm alive, I can still give to her. I want to give her everything I can.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16636,"The handle is heavy. And the blade is no ordinary metal. Still, the sword is the lightest of weapons. You're just not used to handling it.","But I have had much practice. As a child in the West, a platoon lived with us. They'd let me play with their weapons. The scabbard is so beautiful.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16637,She's the King's cousin.,Then she should be an excellent dancer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16638,"Oh, I get it. I'm dreaming! And this is all part of that delightful vacation your company sold me.",Not exactly. What you're experiencing is a free-form delusion based on our memory tapes. But you're inventing it yourself as you go along.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16639,You told me to change.,"I couldn't let you wear black on sailing day, sweetpea. It's bad luck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16640,Call off the manhunt looking for me. I didn't kill the transport guards.,It's already been called off. Witnesses confirmed you weren't the shooter. Did you find out where the bomb is?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16641,"Not skimming a thing, Lilly?","Oh, well, you know. I just clip a buck here and a buck there. Not enough to notice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16642,"Hey, what's this with the door? There isn't any lock.",There are no locks anywhere in this house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16643,"When this is over, we're just gonna take off, the two of us. Take a vacation.","What the hell are we doing? We're doing all this together, trusting each other, making plans, and we haven't even slept together yet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16644,I was afraid one bottle might get lonely by itself. Now you see the advantage of a little man in a big coat.,"Definitely! Nolan, my boy, you're a walkin' distillery.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16645,We need help. Please let me call the medium.,That could take days. I need to do something now. Don't you see? She wants us dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16646,"Maude, do you pray?",Pray? No. I communicate.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16647,"Where the fuck were you, man? I was dying in there. We were supposed to be a hundred miles away by now.",I can't help the traffic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16648,I thought you had to get to Miami.,There's always a later plane.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16649,"You knew I was seeing Kristina, right?",Yeah. She told me. You walk her to school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16650,"Hey, you didn't read ""Death in Venice"" till I bought it for yuh.","That's right, that's right. You only gave me books with the word ""death"" in the titles.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16651,"It doesn't seem right, this being down here. It ought to be where people can see it.","After they commissioned it, no one could ever agree on where to put it. The Methodists wanted it in front of the Methodist Church, the Presbyterians wanted it in front of the Presbyterian Church, the city council wanted it in the lobby of City Hall. Everyone finally got tired of the fighting. So they stuck it down here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16652,Wait a minute. How was Lloyd?,"Lloyd was such a gentleman. He was funny and nervous and strange, and I met people that I never would have met before, then I blew it. I called him basic. Can you believe I did that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16653,"Because my opinion threatens yours, it's poorly developed?","No, because your opinions are idiotic and have nothing to do with what any given conversation is about, which makes 85% of your eagerly injected thought process highly offensive to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16654,"I'm a little hungry, maybe I'll order something. Joe. Get me some bracciole or something. And pay cash. And in return for these concessions, what do you do for me?","We will release the hostages, number one. Number two, we're here for you to count on when you need us. We're independent, but we're here if you need us. In general, we'll cooperate with you and your businesses, and you in turn will cooperate with us. Pari persu.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16655,But you have a vision. Don't you want to help your parents?,"I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16656,"Rez. That'll be twenty-five fifty a week payable in advance. Checkout time is twelve sharp, only you can forget that on account you're a rez. If you need anything, anything at all, you dial zero on your personal in-room telephone and talk to me. My name is Chet.","Well, I'm going to be working here, mostly at night. I'm a writer. Do you have room service?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16657,And the blood let you out?,"It gave me a little chance, and I took it. They won't get me back. I'm going to live, and you're going to help me. Yes?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16658,I can't wait to start campaigning.,Should be easy. So far no competition.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16659,I'm running late here. I just came back for my briefcase.,"Right. Well, I wanted to stop by to welcome you to the uh, to the neighborhood. I'm Claire Spencer. From next door.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16660,"She's a dab hand with a racquet, your friend.",South African women are very sporty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16661,"I don't know what you're referring to, but I do know that if certain older and wiser people hadn't acted like such little babies and gotten all mushy, everything would be okay.","I agree. But I also think certain young and naive people need to thank their lucky stars and be very, very grateful the whole school didn't find out about certain indiscretions which could have ruined their reputations, and chances to win certain elections.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16662,"Sheryl Petersen is, what, nine years old, what does she know?","She knew exactly where you were staying, which you neglected to tell me, your own brother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16663,"Dave, you are as full of shit as a Christmas turkey and you know it. Now if you want to start a fight on this plane and get yourself in jail, go right ahead. But I am telling you, you are full of shit right up to your eyeballs.","I don't want to start no fight with you, Buddy. Why do you say I'm full of shit?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16664,"Day-Day, if you don't hop that fence I'mma throw you over.",I ain't scared of you. We ain't little no more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16665,You seem fascinated by the stars.,You can see so many here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16666,"As for the blankets, you will notice they are very warm. Fifty percent wool.",They also smell of moth balls. When were they issued? This morning?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16667,"First I gotta get the part, then I'll worry about that.",Won't he kill you if you don't let him know you're auditioning?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16668,"For starters, getting that gold off the ship. What they don't know about isn't gonna bother them.","There's no way we're gonna hide a few thousand pounds of gold from the Coastguard here. Besides, it'll be safer where it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16669,I learned my fill from Romeriz.,Indeed you did. And now it is time for you to pass on to others what you learned from him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16670,You'd go to jail. For a long term.,Correct. I couldn't even afford to pay a lawyer to defend me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16671,They must stay sharp. There was an attempt on the King's life today.,Another? How many times have you saved his life in this year alone? Three? Four?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16672,Hi. You didn't answer your beeper.,I threw it away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16673,Your father blamed you for your mother's blindness?,"Yeah, he hated me from day when I was born. Put it out. Can you put the cigarette out?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16674,We should construct thorn fences around every tent area. Fires burning at night.,"Fine. Get started. And a strict curfew. No one allowed out at night. Send half your men to the bridge, the rest with these two. And I'm sorry for my tone earlier. But I repeat, there is no reason for fear. I will kill the lion and I will build the bridge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16675,"Look, there's a video security system to bypass, that's the only hard part. You've done that a dozen times.","For God's sake, the only way I can get from one elevator to the other is to jump.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16676,"No! But how will we make a living, my love, if our clientele doesn't have access to our product?","Well, we'll have all the money in Malkovich's bank account, plus he still gets acting work occasionally.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16677,"It's not the size of the role, Viktor. Am I or am I not contractually entitled to the biggest trailer on the set?","It's the biggest on earth! I swear! It's a 50-foot Airstream, they don't make them any longer than that",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16678,You must take the oath! Not even a king would refuse to take an oath to tell the truth in a matter of faith.,"I will willingly swear to tell you what I am allowed to tell you, but as to the rest, even if you threaten to cut off my head, I still won't tell you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16679,"The rally's a little obvious as a target, don't you think?","I told you before, Grimes liked to be obvious.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16680,You're making this very hard. I'll be fine. Really.,"I don't think so. They've got you in a glass jar like some butterfly, and you're goin' to die if you don't break out. Maybe not right away, 'cause you're strong. But sooner or later the fire in you is goin' to go out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16681,Nice office you've got.,"I do all right. Real estate isn't a bad game such as it is around here. The trick is to underestimate the price when you buy it, and overvalue when you sell. You can turn a few dollars that way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16682,"Sorry. It's a pretty name, though. It means ""merciful"", right?","Yeah. Although it hardly fits. I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16683,Is that really your idea of how to run a newspaper?,"I don't know how to run a newspaper, Mr. Thatcher. I just try everything I can think of.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16684,"Oh sir, yes! He's about to make the worst mistake of his life. Some little Viennese slut is trying to trick him into marriage. I know my son. He is too simple to see the trap, and there is no one there who really cares for him.",I'm not surprised. Money seems to be more important to him than loyalty or friendship. He has sold himself to Vienna. Let Vienna look out for him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16685,I'm going to change and we'll meet for a drink in the Yellow Room.,"In the Yellow Room, where the music's playing and the ladies are?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16686,"Well, we are trying to ruin his life.","It's nothing personal, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16687,We have to avoid injuring it. What we really need is some electric animal prods.,I think I could cobble something together. A long metal rod with a battery in it. Give it a hell of a shock.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16688,"I don't really need to practice. I just play a few notes, you know, so I thought maybe I'd stay in.","Well, I'm sure your father and I would love to hear what you're playing these days. Maybe after dinner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16689,You've got to get a new jacket. Really. You must be sick of the same clothes. I'm sick of seeing you in them.,I can't. I can't keep spending your father's money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16690,If he was so grown up he'd get you two an apartment.,Don't bring that up. You're the one who wanted us here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16691,What are you crazy kids doing in my tool shed?,"We're not crazy. We're ""special"". Principal Collins wants us to have our own classroom!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16692,You know what? I'd like to buy you a drink.,It's against the rules. Dealers are forbidden to talk to punters.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16693,"Doc, I'm not on the island. I'm not on the raft. I'm alive. I'm so glad to be back, I can't tell you. I just want out of here.","Well, when that IV runs out, you're through with us. Just the dentist tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16694,I'd assumed Dr. Loomis would be here. Michael Myers was his patient.,"If Loomis read memos, he'd be here. Fortunately, his position is more ceremonial then medical. My hope is that he'll either transfer, retire, or die.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16695,I hear Alan's sick.,Alan's very sick. He has to go to New Mexico and sit in a lukewarm solution.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16696,Those girls drove off because of you.,All I did was invite them for a drink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16697,Do I know you? You look familiar.,I took your vulture seminar seminar at Berkeley last year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16698,"Yeah, it was Violet's idea. I was so wound up about Gino, she was trying to help me relax.",That Violet is one nice lady. Wish someone would help me relax.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16699,"Excuse me. Did you, or did you not, have a gun to his head?",He was trying to steal my car!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16700,"You're situation here suggests that a Great White has staked out a claim in the waters around Amity Island, and that he will continue to feed here as long as there is food in the water.","There's no limits to where he can strike, and we've had three attacks and two deaths in the past few days. It happened like this before, in 1916, when a Great White killed five swimmers at Jones Beach, in Long Island.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16701,"I remember, distinctly, being fired.",That's right. But you have a piece of property that still belongs to this newspaper. And I'd like to have it!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16702,She was very faint. I was barely able to reach her.,"The deeper she goes, the harder it is to contact her. Once she is below the second level, you will not be able to reach her at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16703,He likes you well enough to stick around.,"Oh, that's 'cause we both play doohickies. I met him in a box car a couple o' years ago. I was foolin' around with my harmonica and he comes over and joins in. I haven't been able to shake him since.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16704,"Hey, stresshound! Are you nuts? If anybody found out about this we'd be in serious trouble. The judge couldn't have been clearer. No ghostbusting.","Relax. We're going to keep this whole thing nice and quiet, low key, no profile.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16705,"Doctor Weir, my crew is not going on your mission because we want to. We were pulled off a well deserved leave, to be sent out to the middle of nowhere, and no one's even told us why.",I've been authorized to brief you and the crew once we reach Neptune space.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16706,"Nick, what would happen if a man suffering from hypertension were to take an entire bottle of Proloid?","He'd die pretty quick, either a heart storm or a ruptured blood vessel in the brain.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16707,"That's very simple to answer. They were given to me by my mother. They were given to her by her mother. In fact, they're mine. You cannot steal what belongs to you!","They always belonged to the Russian people. They were paid for with their sweat, their blood, their lives and you will give them back!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16708,You'll hate it in London. It's wet and miserable. A medical hellhole Sally. It's socialized. Beds in the corridors. Terrible plumbing.,"And the food sucks, I know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16709,So maybe we got enough for one ticket. Fuck!,"Waitaminit, dudes! I got it! We find four really small kids, beat the shit outta them and steal their tickets. What do you think?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16710,He killed Milton! The killer's inside there! Oh God! DEWEY! Dewey's in there too! He needs medical help! He's hurt!,"Alright, calm down. I'm going to radio in for backup right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16711,I was blind. I couldn't see past the death of my son. I couldn't trust.,"I, too, was blind. I knew about her, and I did nothing. I trusted too much.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16712,It's horrible. They burned her breasts with cigarettes. Christ.,"Yeah? At least she's alive! I see people get killed every day! Worse yet, tortured first and then killed! The nuns got off easy. Jeez. Cigarette burns. Everyone's all upset about fucking cigarette burns. I'll show you cigarette burns!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16713,"Thanks for your help, Carl. Sorry we woke you up.",That's alright. I was having a bad dream. I was dreamin' about a joke with no punchline.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16714,How big is this spacecraft?,"Of what we're able to measure, roughly twenty-six hundred feet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16715,It's a lousy fifteen kilos. I piss fifteen kilos.,The coca is my responsibility!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16716,This place is empty.,Everyone's getting ready for the party.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16717,"Mac, what about the suit compartments on this level? Can they be accessed?","I'm sorry. The suit compartments are in a non-oxygenated, zero gravity atmosphere. I'm afraid that's off limits to all passengers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16718,But I thought he came over to America before the war.,"Well, he did. With his family. But his cousins, they had to stay and they were all killed. And if he'd stayed, he would have been killed. So in my book he's a survivor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16719,"Sir, I'm flattered that you even recognize my name. My God, I had no idea you were in Hollywood.",All of us undomesticated writers eventually make their way out here to the Great Salt Lick. Maybe that's why I always have such a powerful thrust.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16720,"Well, we'll lodge a formal protest.",I don't think we can treat this as a formality. Mr. Kennedy made a verbal promise to the Russians not to invade Cuba. But you authorized Dr. Kissinger to put this in writing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16721,"Well, like yourself, Doctor Jones, I have a passion for antiquities. Have a look over here. This might interest you.","Well, it's sandstone. Christian symbol. Early Latin text. Mid-Twelfth Century, I should think.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16722,Great! You're going to believe that fat dweeb Mr. Hardy over your own daughter.,"I'm not sure what to believe anymore, young lady. You never used to lie to me. But lately you don't seem to know the difference between right and wrong.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16723,Did I miss anything?,"Oh, not much. Gates just had his tonsils taken out. The hard way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16724,"Still, it's an odd name. I don't remember seeing it on the club registry.","Oh, I don't belong formally. I've gone with my aunt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16725,He stayed a long time.,"When he left, he took a lot of equipment with him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16726,Are you a policeman or a soft-headed nincompoop?,"A little of both, sir, and perhaps not quite enough of either.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16727,"Look, even if anyone found anything there, it's twenty years ago. They could never connect it to us.","You better hope not. Cause it's like they say. Four can keep a secret, if three are dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16728,"David, do you want me to stay here tonight?","Yeah, I do, but go to work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16729,He was expecting you?,Fifteen minutes ago. Why don't I go in and wait?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16730,"Yeah, right, it runs from the processing station right into the sublevel here.",All right. There's a fire door at this end. The first thing we do is put a remote sentry in the tunnel and seal that door.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16731,Can't you just quit? Walk away?,And lose out on my money? The only way I get paid is if I get fired. And that's what I intend to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16732,"And you have written pictures, haven't you?","Sure have. The last one I wrote was about cattle rustlers. Before they were through with it, the whole thing played on a torpedo boat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16733,"You can live or die, it's up to you.","Oh, is that right? You going to shoot me? Nice girl like you? I don't think so.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16734,"It's merely a suggestion. I don't wish to press the point, Mr. Deeds, but if you'll give me your Power of Attorney, we'll take care of everything. It'll save you a lot of petty annoyances. Every shark in town will be trying to sell you something.","Oh, yes, there've been a lot of them around here already. Strangest kind of people. Salesmen, politicians, moochers. All want something. I haven't had a minute to myself. Haven't seen Grant's Tomb yet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16735,"You need to come down here, everybody meets everybody. Ho ho ho. Ha ha ha. We do one for good faith and then we talk about airplanes.","I can't go anywhere, Diego. I'm on parole. I can't leave the state.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16736,"First you want me to ask for directions, then you don't. Which is it?","I wanted you to ask back there. You know, before you got us lost.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16737,Can you open the shuttlebay doors?,"Affirmative, sir. Negative, sir. They have instigated security overrides and erected a force field around the external portals.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16738,Mickey and Mallory were deemed competent in a mental examination before their trial. I'm confused. What's changed?,"Well, since that time, they've killed one person during their trial. And since their incarceration, they've killed one psychologist along with several guards and inmates.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16739,"Oh, I see. He was a very sick man. Very sick.",That's what I told his mother. And she said I was crazy. Her son ate the whole fucking light bulb and she said I was crazy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16740,"Oh, now I'm a bad housekeeper!",So you are! The place is a pigsty all the time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16741,But where will you go? We're in the middle of nowhere.,Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I might use.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16742,I doubt it. The water is only an inch deep.,It could have been quicksand! I might have been sucked to my death. Where is this place?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16743,"Reiben, how the hell do you know so much about lingerie?","Lingerie is my life, sir. My mother's got a shop in Brooklyn, I grew up in it, from the time I could crawl. We carry Caen lingerie, it's the best there is. It's all I been thinking about since the invasion.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16744,"Church Hill, that's pretty close, isn't it?",Anything in Maryland is close.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16745,"Actually, it's been about three hours. You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy. What you expect but fancy damn prices?","That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16746,I don't think she can do it. You saw what happened.,You fucked it up. Who wouldn't freeze in those circumstances? And I don't care what her problems are. She wouldn't be the first one in that cast with problems. We have nothing to lose by making her an offer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16747,"He's sick, Bytes. He's going to die.",If he does it's his own fault! But I'm not burying that swollen bag of flesh.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16748,"Shutting down the system is the only way to guarantee wiping out everything he did. If I understand correctly, all the system will come back on their original start-up modes correct?","Theoretically, yeah , but we've never shut down the whole system. It may not come back at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16749,"Honeymoon suites. I take it you kids haven't exchanged vows, yet?",We haven't exchanged anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16750,Lieutenant Toejam's going to help you in a minute. Can you check your ECM?,Why can't he help me now? He's sitting two feet away from me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16751,"You can't just ""borrow"" my car for a couple of months! That's like ten years in Bambi life!",I'll give you my Buick Le Sabre.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16752,There's nothing wrong with being a butcher.,"Well, I wouldn't call it an elegant profession. It's in a lower social scale. People look down on butchers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16753,Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?,"Well, if there ain't there sure oughta be. Who knows what goes on inside Mongoloid's mind?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16754,"Are you drunk, Mulder?",I was until about an hour ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16755,"Like right now, there's actually like hordes of dead people shambling around us? Fingers rotting off?","Maybe. But there's an invisible wall, a fabric that kinda keeps things separate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16756,"I questioned him for three hours and he didn't make a sound. You don't have a badge, he won't talk to you.",Ten bucks says I have him talking in under three minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16757,And what's with the headgear?,The mask is an artifact from a sport outlawed in twenty-twelve.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16758,"Mrs. Torrance, I don't think you have anything to worry about. I'm quite sure there is nothing physically wrong with Danny.","Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, he seems absolutely fine now, but you should have seen him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16759,"Be fair, Mister President. Didn't we initiate the Human Reliability Tests for all personnel handling nuclear weapons?","Buck, when I told you to give them right up to the top, you said we couldn't insult a general officer by asking him to pass a test to see if he's a psycho.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16760,I saw a monster. Can I have a glass of water?,What's wrong with the water next to your bed?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16761,"I know what you're doing! It's alright to be scared, Carter. You don't have to prove to us how big your balls are. Not now.",I'm not afraid! I decide when it's time! I control my life! I control my death!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16762,I have to get these to London. Do you know this Captain Cheong?,Spends his nights at the Kuala Lumpur yacht club.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16763,Where are Thomas and Fedens?,I sent them home. Go and call them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16764,"Mr. Henry pulled that job in 1965. It's famous. Applejack was the wheel man. Did you use this same car, Applejack?","Hell, no. This is a '72. I was driving a '63 Pontiac.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16765,"Let me get this straight. Jerry Nathan owes you money. So, as collateral, he gives you his car.",Only now I'm starting to think the car wasn't exactly Jerry's to give.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16766,"Leo's been out here too long, man. I'm taking him to ceremonial burial.",This is a restricted area.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16767,Don't be so hard on yourself.,I just got kicked off my first movie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16768,You never thought that's a heavy load?,We always thought you was strong enough to carry it. Was we wrong?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16769,I can't leave now. We taking Sean out?,Sure. Want to try that new Italian place?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16770,"You didn't seem sorry when you were laughing at all your mother's stupid, tasteless, cruel animal jokes.",I was simply attempting to keep the evening light. You know that I feel similarly to you about nature.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16771,You have a few intimacy issues as a result of your mother's untimely death. It's no big deal. You'll thaw out.,"But he's been so patient with me, Tatum. You know, with all the sex stuff. How many guys would put up with a girlfriend who's sexually anorexic?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16772,You call this a map? What was Cookie smoking when he drew this?,Cookie didn't draw it. I did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16773,Are you in show business?,I was a successful model once.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16774,"I don't think this aversion therapy is really necessary, doctor. I understand the problem.","Humor me, Puff. It's essential that I am able to trust you to function independently in the world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16775,I was always too shy to admit how much I liked you.,"Come on, I was hamburger. You were porterhouse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16776,These kids aren't likely to forget.,"They've survived this ordeal, they'll survive its memory.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16777,The bird could have had a heart attack and crushed his head when he fell.,Already thought of. Two other birds did the same thing an hour later. Not as dramatic. They lived. But you could see they hit something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16778,"Oh hello, where's Dickie? How are you?","Yes, I'm good, thank you. Dickie's at dinner. He's at Otello's. Do you know it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16779,Have to get these wet things off.,You're not going to slow us down! Keep moving!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16780,This is the first house I've been in without a TV.,"I used to have one, but it broke a couple of years ago and I never got around to replacing it. I'd just as soon not have one anyway. I hate those damn things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16781,Why is he sitting up like this? He needs rest.,"That's the way he sleeps. If he lays down, he'll die. Head's too heavy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16782,You ever just stand still for a minute?,"You stand still too long in New York you get hit by a bicycle messenger. You know, sometimes, I get the feeling, Mr. Booker, that you're laughing at me. Why is that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16783,"You're a friendly lady, Miss Johnson.",And you're a tired little boy. I'll make up the cot and you must get some sleep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16784,"My son, why should you want all Vienna to believe you a murderer? Is that your penance? Is it?","No, Father. From now on no one will be able to speak of Mozart without thinking of me. Whenever they say Mozart with love, they'll have to say Salieri with loathing. And that's my immortality, at last! Our names will be tied together for eternity, is in fame and mine in infamy. At least it's better than the total oblivion he'd planned for me, your merciful God!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16785,"What calibers you got there, Sheriff?",Nine millimeter. Couple of .45 ACP's.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16786,"Yes, but I don't want to leave. I think this guy's following me.","Alright, Ms. Connor. Listen carefully. You're in a public place, you'll be safe 'til we get there. Stay visible. Don't go outside or in the restroom. I'll be there in a few minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16787,"See, Frank's being smart about this.",Just because he reads all those books and knows all those big words doesn't make him smart.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16788,"Those were police laboratory people, they've been over the apartment.","Oh zippidy-doo, they'll find my fingerprints. Can I go in? I need some stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16789,I can't feel her bones. She's like a sponge.,She was crushed. Feel her skin. It's like sandpaper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16790,I was sorry to hear about your mama passing.,That was five years ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16791,"For the first time in my life, I wish this car wasn't green.",Are you sure we should be driving like this? In broad daylight and everything?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16792,You got yourself a ship. We can leave as soon as you're ready.,"We have a little business to take care of first, but it shouldn't take long. We'll be back shortly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16793,There's something about him that's just a bit odd.,Other than he's shagging your ex-girlfriend?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16794,We'd better get some booze in for tonight.,You should have said it was Bring-A-Bottle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16795,Who are you? Who sent you here?,I'm your son. You're a hard father to find.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16796,Uh. How about promoting a bridesmaid? Someone you know for at least forty-five minutes.,"The bridesmaids are my only two female relatives under forty. Identical twin debutantes from Nashville, who are basically vengeful sluts. With amazing bodies!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16797,Did you get this from your lover?,"They don't call them lovers in high school, Leland.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16798,"He's dead, Rose. Your father passed.",How can that be? He was getting better.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16799,Why wasn't I involved from the beginning? You and I started fight club together.,Fight club was the beginning. Now it's out of the basements and there's a name for it. Project Mayhem.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16800,Can I use your telephone? I want to talk to New York.,You ain't gonna stick me for no phone calls. You can go down to the Sheriff's office.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16801,"I'm telling you, we're all going to be in big trouble if we don't do something fast. That ghost guy came and took my friend's baby and we got to get it back. It's just a scared little baby, Sherm.",Then you should go to the police. I don't believe in any of that stuff.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16802,"You look a little morose, honey. What's eating you?",I'm losing my faith in humanity.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16803,I am not threatening you.,"Do you want to unclench your fists, please? Thank you. I can see in the dark, you know. I've been here quite a while.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16804,"Please, it's common knowledge. Her mother was a trollop.",Cut some slack. She watched her mom get butchered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16805,"James, like it or not, they're your parents.",Parents? They're not my parents. They're my grandparents. My parents are dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16806,"Everybody in the county knows it was you who rescued Cole. We're all so proud of you, Jesse. And not a single farm's been sold to the railroad since. You're everybody's hero.",I wasn't the only one risking my neck that day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16807,"My name is Jeffrey Beaumont. I live near you. I believe you know my father, Tom Beaumont. Of Beaumont's Hardware Store?",Sure I do. I understand he's in the hospital. How is he?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16808,"Well, this is the corner.",I can wait around if you want.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16809,I'll be bait alone?,Yes. And I'll be in some distant tree where I can provide no assistance whatsoever. Can you control your fear?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16810,"What do you mean, how'd I get in? I pushed the door and walked in. What do you think?","The damn lock's broken again. And so you just barge in on strangers, is that what you do? Is that your game?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16811,You really look awful.,Not half as bad as I feel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16812,"You know, that was the hardest part of having to portray you. Grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes.","I would've thought the hardest part was exercising restraint. Curbing that pressing need of yours to get your gun off. You were in such a hurry to knock off that 747, you never figured out where the virus really was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16813,"No last names, Jonah. Hello there, you sound younger than our usual callers. How come you're up so late?",It's not that late in Seattle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16814,What? Steve seemed to put up with Warren.,"I don't want someone who'll put up with him. I want someone who will enjoy him, the way I do. Do you know what he told my friend Tucker? He said he would've popped the question a lot earlier if Warren wasn't in my life. Well he is in my life and I'm goddamn lucky to have him. The hell with Steve.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16815,"Good. They're all heatseekers! All of them, everybody. You keep one superstar and they'll all follow. There's no real loyalty, and the first person who told me that, Jerry Maguire, was you.",I think I was trying to sleep with you at the time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16816,"Well, wait now. I still have to ask Darryl if I can go.","You mean you haven't asked him yet? For Christ sake, Thelma, is he your husband or your father? It's just two days. For God's sake, Thelma. Don't be a child. Just tell him you're goin' with me, for cryin' out loud. Tell him I'm havin' a nervous breakdown.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16817,"Don't distance us. From now on, let's be like sisters.","Then as a sister, let me wish you happiness in your marriage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16818,"I haven't thanked you for your work, Kitty. You're doing good work.","I'm a professional, Eddie. Getting paid is all the thanks I require.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16819,"You may find the climate of Casablanca a trifle warm, Major.","Oh, we Germans must get used to all climates, from Russia to the Sahara. But perhaps you were not referring to the weather.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16820,"I know you think it complicates your work, but I'm here to help.",I've already got more help than I need.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16821,"James, you see my kids back there? You know how much I'm paying for private school? How can you come in here with this attitude, you being little Chang's godfather?",Little Chang is gonna have to go visit his daddy in jail if you don't cooperate.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16822,"Adam! She's got bitch written all over her! You do know what ""bitch"" means, don't you?","Yes, I have a dictionary. But I can't understand for the life of me why you would call her that! Or why Cliff would say that about you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16823,Did you send anyone out there?,You bet I did. I got a squad car on the way to the reservation right now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16824,Sid. You must be a very important executive.,"Well, whatever I am, I think I can get you whatever you'd like.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16825,There are people in this world who don't think a police badge is a badge of honor. I'm not one of them.,Nor I. This is why I gave it to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16826,That's funny. You struck me as the kind of man who always carries protection.,Listen to me! I'm a British secret service agent. And we have about two minutes before Harmsway kills both of us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16827,All I ate was fish. That's solid protein.,Protein digestion is very costly in water usage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16828,"So you think this is worth a thousand dollars, do you?","Oh, the Chronicle would consider it dirt cheap.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16829,Never let a rat creep up on you.,"I think you hit him, Grandpa. He was limping when he ran off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16830,"Their asses are here, but their fuckin' heads are still in Sicily.","Precisely. We are the true entrepreneurs, and Prohibition is the greatest opportunity we shall ever have. America is begging to be taken like an overripe virgin, but they're still fighting over the crumbs of Little Italy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16831,Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?,Not at all. They could be carried.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16832,"It has been said, my friend, that you are inclined to live somewhat above your means.","How can anyone say that? We have no cook, no maid. We have no footman. Nothing at all!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16833,Will they really teach me to shoot?,"Oh, sure. A variety of weapons.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16834,"Skip, you must have lots of people you can throw a ball with.",You'd be surprised. Most guys have kids or wives or girlfriends. They're busy. It's not as easy as you think.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16835,"You take all my money, but you're borrowing part of it?","At eighteen percent, okay? And don't ask me no more fuckin' questions. I'm leaving.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16836,What kinda food they serve at this Ivy place anyway?,"Continental, but it doesn't matter. Martin won't order from the menu.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16837,I think you'd better give your pooch a sip. He looks sick.,That's 'cause he's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16838,"This is different. This is better. Think of when you're working out, Oz. You need a partner, someone to spot you. Someone to keep you motivated.","That's what we are, we keep each other on track. Prior to this day, we've postured. We've procrastinated. We've pretended. We've, well, I can't think of other p-words, but we've probably done them too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16839,I should stop smoking these damn things is what I should do. The fuckers are going to kill me one day.,"Enjoy it while you can, Vin. Pretty soon, they're going to legislate us out of business anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16840,That's easy to say from over here.,"Give me a stick, pretty boy! I'll knock your fucking teeth out and pass all over your ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16841,It won't work. There's no way we could generate enough positive energy to crack that shell.,"I can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back. Sure, it's crowded, it's dirty, it's noisy. And there are too many people who'd just as soon step on your face as look at you. But there've got to be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out burg. We just have to mobilize it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16842,"Mrs. Parker, was Kristen acting different? Did you notice anything strange before she made the attempt?",Kristen specializes in strangeness. I've spent thousands on psychiatirists.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16843,You're the waterfront specialist. Find out about it. I've got a murder to investigate.,You have two murders to investigate. This man's head was beaten in. And there's nothing in his pockets.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16844,"I should try and move your bed. I want you to be able to see the view. It's good, it's a view from a monastery.",I can already see.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16845,"If you don't sleep, you don't dream. If you don't dream, you don't have nightmares.","That's logical. And if you don't sleep, you don't need a bed. Saves you money, too. So what's this story you're working on, anyway?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16846,"I believe women from New York eat mixed salads. Ain't that right, Tom?",I believe so. Saw it on a television show once.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16847,"Parker Barnes, I'd like you to meet Crime Czar Elizabeth Deane.",It's too early in the morning for me to be cordial. You got any coffee?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16848,This could trigger the impeachment. They'll go to the Supreme Court next.,Let 'em try! I appointed three of those bastards! I'm not giving 'em my tapes!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16849,I'm not going to ruin my life over a dead whore.,"That's a horrible ugly comment. ""Dead whore?"" She's a person!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16850,It's really fifties. You sort of clash with the world.,"Hey! What's the fun of being a teenager if you can't dress weird? And we're going to have fun tonight, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16851,Help me to get back to Earth. Where my friends are. They need me.,There's no way out of the Zone. No one's ever escaped. That's why they send the criminals here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16852,"Maybe we can reason with Jesse, give him a third in exchange for the tape.","I don't think he's going to be doing any bargaining with us, the stupid son-of-a-bitch! Besides, I'm not giving him a third of anything, not after everything we had to do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16853,"After what you've seen today, you really think your son could be alive?","He's smart, Dr. Grant. And he knows so much about dinosaurs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16854,"Come on, Cartman. It's not your fault.","No, I know. I'm just fucking stoked I don't have to pay him!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16855,"God, that's so pathetic. I bet she didn't even notice him.",I know. And he's like psychotically obsessing over every little detail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16856,"This is bad, Joe. The Prosecution is already putting together a team of psychiatric specialists. They'll argue exactly the opposite. They'll say he's just pretending to be catatonic and he's completely sane.",Great. Battling head doctors. We'll confuse the jury enough to create a reasonable doubt. Hung jury.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16857,You don't have any baggy shorts? Pajama bottoms?,"Sorry. My pajamas are tailored. Would it be too distressing to continue with the towel? No more immodest than a kilt, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16858,"Then why is it, please, that another conductor who was actually a member of the Party, who used to play the Horst Wessel before his concerts, has already been cleared and is working again while I have to wait and wait and wait?","I don't know, he wasn't my case. Why did you escape to Switzerland just before the war ended?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16859,"You're overestimating yourself again. What's worse, this time you're overestimating me.","Look, there's a video security system to bypass, that's the only hard part. You've done that a dozen times.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16860,What do I need overpriced fancy underwear for? Shouldn't a guy have already decided that he likes me before he sees me in lingerie?,It's not about him seeing you in it. It's how you feel. You'll feel sexy in lingerie and it'll show. It's an inner thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16861,"Jews can no longer own businesses, sir, that's why this one's for sale.","Well, they wouldn't own it, I'd own it. I'd pay them back in product. They can trade it on the black market, do whatever they want, everybody's happy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16862,"Yo, you gonna show, Tony?",Where else am I gonna go? Bet three grand on Rocky.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16863,Claude rode over there to see if he'd lost track of time. They say he never arrived.,It's far too late for him to still be out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16864,Bastaldi's dead. He is fuckin' dead!,You want Zero to kill him?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16865,"Oh, please don't make fun of me, Mr, Valiant. You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.","Yeah, well, you don't know how hard it is bein' a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16866,You live in the neighborhood?,"Uh-huh. My nephew's going to be staying with us in a few months, so I stopped by.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16867,"So you join us, Admiral. Some of us thought your education at an American university would make you too weak to fight the Americans.",If knowledge of opponents and careful calculation of danger is taken as weakness then I have misunderstood what it means to be Japanese.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16868,Did you get a look at the stuff you destroyed?,"Well, it's pretty boring work, shredding. You gotta find some way to entertain your mind. So yeah, I took a look.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16869,"You know, Louise, you're supposed to be my best friend. You could at least be a little bit happy for me. You could at least pretend to be slightly happy that for once in my life I have a sexual experience that isn't completely disgusting.",I'm sorry. I am happy. I'm very happy for you. I'm glad you had a good time. It's about time. Where is he now?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16870,"Okay, enough. Enough. Gimme the tickets. I wanna hold onto them.",They're still at my house in Trip's jacket.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16871,"'Cause it's fun. It don't matter if you ain't no good. It takes your mind off of everything else while you're doin' it. When you run real fast tryin' to make a touchdown you don't think about anything else. I ain't no good, but my daddy always said he was proud of me when I threw a ball or ran with it. Did you have any brothers and sisters growin' up to play with?",I had one there for little bit. Hit didn't get old enough to play with.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16872,It broke my heart when Harold died.,That was a long time ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16873,I can find it myself. I didn't come that far.,Farther than you think. You'll get lost. You will. And there's bees all through the jungle. I ain't lyin' to ya. Religiosos don't lie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16874,And she began to cry. And you put an arm around her.,"Yes. Mainly to turn her toward the door. I told her we would talk on Monday, in the office.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16875,It's against the rules. Dealers are forbidden to talk to punters.,That's stupid. What are the odds of you being seen with me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16876,"You see the Army leaving and you see the loss of a tool. I see a power void to be filled. As we have the most power, we may move with impunity.",I see. I'll get together four patrols of our detectives for action tonight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16877,"Thanks for the movie, Randy.",Anytime. Sorry it sucked. It just had that been there done that feeling.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16878,"I not only say it, I'll back it up twenty buck's worth.","You got yourself a bet, Georgia boy. You're a witness.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16879,"Maurice is gonna kill him, try and collect the reward.","But you say he hasn't shown up, you think he backed out?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16880,"Screw the world. If I'm gonna die for something, it better be bitches and money.","That's what I'm talking about, man! That's why Anarchy 99 was born.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16881,"I'd love to, but I really need to crack the books. Final exams are coming up and I've been slacking.","You're right. I should work, too. Our first issue together is almost ready to print.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16882,"This says ""invitation only"".",Of course you're invited. You're a big donor to the campaign. They love you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16883,"You are a travel agent, aren't you? ""Doris""? Your job is to help people travel.",I do have a fabulous rate on a cruise ship departing for Fiji tomorrow. But you wouldn't want to do that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16884,"Look. You and I can stand here in a culture clash til the sun comes up, talking about what's right and what's wrong. You're from the reservation. It's a different world.","I'm from Minneapolis. Fifth Street. I did four years at Dartmouth before I ever set foot on this res. So I know about the other world, Ray.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16885,"You're not a doctor, you'll hurt him!","What else should I do, damn it? He's dying!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16886,"So I hear, do you know some of the stage hands?","Sure, they are students.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16887,"You hear me, Martin? Open the outer door.","Chaz, if it's an organism, and we let it in, the ship will be infected.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16888,Is it the medicine that's making you thirsty?,"Truth is, I've been thirsty my whole life. Never really known why.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16889,"Come on, Trapper. We got to forget golf for today.",I don't know why. As long as it's light enough to see your caddie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16890,"Yes, you both think William Bloom is a very smart man. The problem is, you only see me as your mother, and not as someone's wife. And I've been his wife longer than I've been your mother. You can't discount that.","True. But I've known him my whole life, and I don't feel like I know him at all. Or ever will.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16891,So what'd you guys finally decide on for the menu?,I told you. Filet and salmon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16892,"Listen, that's a pentangle, a five-pointed star. It's used in witchcraft. Lon Chaney, Jr. and Universal Studios maintain it's the mark of the wolf man.",I see. You want me to ask these people if they're burning candles to ward off monsters.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16893,"I am not third world ugly. Women like me, they think I'm cute. Like Snoopy.","Snoopy is about six inches taller than you. I'm sorry, Lee, you never had a chance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16894,What if he doesn't show up? What if he's taking a nap?,He always shows up when somebody's in danger.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16895,Merrin? I had notion he was over in Iraq. I think I read he was working on a dig around Nineveh.,That's right Mike. But he's finished and came back around three ot four months ago. He's in Woodstock now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16896,We could wrap this like a toga around your shoulders. Would that help you overcome your schoolgirl shyness?,All right already. I'll take it off. Kind of warm in here anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16897,"A lot's happened since you were frozen, Austin. The cold war's over.","Thank God. Those capitalist dogs will finally pay for their crimes against the people, hey Comrades?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16898,Can we eat there tomorrow?,"Sure, but first we have to find kids special, needy and classy enough to be in Special Needs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16899,Carson Dyle is dead.,"Yes, he is. He was my brother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16900,I'm worried about all of us. I can't figure out what they're up to.,"Me either. They had me howling on the scan grid, but they never asked me any questions.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16901,You didn't have that with you before. Prima non l'aveva con se.,It was late in arriving. But it's here now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16902,Don't. I'm married. I don't feel good. I've been sick.,"It's okay. I'm married, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16903,I have a brain.,"We all do. But now it's body time. Relax. Ideally, the body of a woman should feel like a hot water bottle filled with Devonshire cream. You feel like a paper bag crammed with curtain rods. Think of your muscles one by one. Let them go slack. Relax. Let the brain go blank. Relax. That's the idea. That's my girl. Now the small of the back. Let those knots over those kidneys unsnarl.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16904,Savage Henry has cashed his check! We're going to rip his lungs out!,And eat them! That bastard won't get away with this! What's going on in this country when a scum sucker like that can get away with sandbagging a Doctor of Journalism?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16905,By the time we clear a warrant someone else is going to be dead.,"Think it through. If we leave a hole like this, we'll never prosecute. He'll walk. We have to come up with some excuse for knocking on this door.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16906,Yeah. He says that I will become a monster in two days. What do you think?,What do I think? You mean about the possibility of your becoming a monster in two days or about visits from dead friends?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16907,"You are very kind, Madame de Beauharnais. Do you have some sherry, perhaps?","Yes, of course. Hortense, darling, will you tell Louise to bring some sherry?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16908,"Fuck you! If you're such an expert on music, why don't you go get your dueling banjo and sit in on the next song?",I ain't never played a banjo in my life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16909,Two hundred twenty two kilograms of solid gold.,That's what I call a payday.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16910,"When I was seeing Carl Tillman, I didn't know he robbed banks.","Yeah, but I had enough reason to believe he did, and I told you. So you had to at least suspect him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16911,"Jim, before this Kennedy thing, nothing mattered to you in this life more than your children. The other night Jasper tried to show you a drawing. You didn't even notice he was there. He came to me bawling his little eyes out. Jim, he's sensitive. He needs more from you.",I promise I'll make more time for Jasper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16912,My suitcase is gone.,"I'm sure we can locate it for you, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16913,Who is this? Are you sure we can trust him?,I'm sure. It's her husband. He's her Campaign Manager.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16914,"Well, if you want a coat, you got it. You know that. It's not the money, it's just why do you want it? That's all I'm asking. Am I not entitled to that?","Look,Sam, I've been independent my whole life. I never had to ask anybody for anything. Now you're making me beg you for this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16915,What kind of person lives like this? Huh? What kind of person lets her kids run around in a house crawling with bugs the size of housecats?,It's a simple thing. Everybody gets them. All we gotta do is call an exterminator.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16916,Stop. Everyone is looking.,"Of course, so kiss me quickly, or they'll notice us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16917,He really wants to play metal?,"He's got his own band in Moscow. It's called ""Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans"" or something like that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16918,"Sure. It works. I mean, look at this face, Daniel. I'm thirty-eight years old!",I don't mind getting older. I'm obsolete anyway. Why try to hide it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16919,The wind gets in that blasted pipe organ. I ought to have it taken out.,Or teach it a better tune.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16920,I gotta get back to Atlanta in thirteen hours.,Why? You have a bowling date?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16921,"I brought the money, Monsieur Blaine.",Keep it. You'll need it in America.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16922,"So Ray and Claude got their pardons, right?","No, they didn't get their pardons, you dumb shit! If they'd got their pardons way back then, we wouldn't be burying them today, would we?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16923,The Arthur Legend. I've heard this bedtime story before.,"Eternal life, Doctor Jones! The gift of youth to whoever drinks from the Grail. Oh, now that's a bedtime story I'd like to wake up to!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16924,We're going down into the sewer system to see if we can trace the source of the psycho-reactive slime flow. We thought you might want to come along.,Darn it! I wish I'd known you were going. I'm stuck with these damn dinner reservations.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16925,They just caught the man who did it.,He was a frightened soul who acted out of fear and ignorance.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16926,I've been trying you for five days. Don't they give you messages?,"It's hard to find time to sleep, Royce. Much less keep up with my phone life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16927,"You know, Daphne, I had no idea you were such a big girl.",You should have seen me before I went on a diet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16928,"If I was you, I'd want somebody who can handle himself in a tight spot.",I just want somebody who won't put a bullet in my back once the truck is full.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16929,"What are, what are you doing? Look, Tim, just go home. Alright. Go home and sleep it off.","Well, what am I supposed to sleep off? My life? You know, I'm supposed to go home and go to sleep and when I wake up, what'll I be, Jeff? A pilot? Maybe a Super Bowl quarterback or, no, maybe a fucking rock star. Right? I don't think so, man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16930,Kyle's mother might be dead for all I know. Now I'm afraid he could be next.,Why would anyone want to kill an innocent baby?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16931,"Go on, tell him. Tell the truth. Tell him how you feel, shooting a piece of hot metal in somebody's flesh who was once a child, who was once the same age as this boy. Somebody's flesh who was innocent once.",It's complicated. It's a whole life. A person doesn't commit an act of violence out of nowhere. There are strong forces at work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16932,"I might be leaving early to go out with Caitlin, in which case you'll have to close the store tonight.","All right, but you're missing out. Chicks with dicks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16933,"This is incredible. I was just sitting here trying to figure out how to contact you. I mean, you don't have an answering service, right?",Unlisted number. Shall we proceed?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16934,Say what you like. No one pays the least attention.,"Oh, don't they? I think you underestimate my station in this office and overrate your own.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16935,It's alright. I can tell by the way the dog's acting that whatever was out there is gone. What is this place?,Not on the map. Looks like it connects with the city sewer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16936,"I had to see Bobby. I know you really don't like Bobby, but there was a problem and I didn't think you would understand.","Oh, honey, you don't have to lie to me. Ever. You can tell me anything. I'll understand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16937,"You picked him up and you fucked him, didn't you, bitch?",I picked him up and I fucked him. I'm a bad girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16938,"I don't think you understand her. It isn't sex she wants, it's love she wants and this is the only way she knows how to get it.","That farmer in Gadsden was awful eager to get rid of her, and I'm beginning to see why.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16939,But it's in the desert where lots of the town's problems are solved.,"Got a lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. Except you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise you're talkin' about a half-hour or forty-five minutes of diggin'. And who knows who's gonna be comin' along in that time? Before you know it, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16940,"I see. Well, I'm sorry about that. I wouldn't think there's any cause for alarm.","Yes, well, I wouldn't have been too concerned about it, except I've heard these stories about the epidemic and, as a matter of fact, I've heard that ten people have died already.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16941,"When this is over you can say whatever the hell you want. I'll be long gone. Besides, who's going to believe you? You're just a two-bit crook.",And you're a dirty cop. At least I don't pretend to be something different than what I am.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16942,There were two old guns there. Where are they?,"Not in the cabinet there wasn't. There was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying. They were ours, and we sold 'em!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16943,"This is bullshit, George. We're never going to find anything down there.","You know, he's got a point. We're fucking Americans. We stick out like sore thumbs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16944,And not a word of them to Father. He's agitated enough not hearing from Victor.,Read him one of the old letters and rephrase it. We'll say it came today. It'll set his mind at ease.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16945,"Never heard of it. It's got no day or date. Hell, it ain't even got numbers. What's the matter? You couldn't afford a Timex?",Next city you're in take it to a jeweler. He won't give you less than four-hundred for it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16946,"Now if you wanted to kill a man, think you'd try boarding against his will, and hitting him with a fishing gaff?",It's a joke. Maneuver up to Carl's boat? Tie your lines fast? Come aboard? All against Carl's will? It's the stupidest suggestion I ever heard of.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16947,"You're new to Charenton, yes? Perhaps you're not yet familiar with my husband, and his unusual case.","With all due respect, Madame, all France is familiar with your husband. Grant us a moment alone, won't you, Monsieur Prouix?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16948,"She OD'd, didn't she?","Yeah, she OD'd. But wasn't on her last legs or anythin'. She didn't take too much. It shouldn't have killed her. There was somethin' wrong with what she took.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16949,"I didn't steal the truck! He owed it to me! Anyway, the important thing is I'm not goin' through Missoula!","Look, I don't give a shit if you go through Missoula at a hundred miles an hour. We're goin' to McGruder.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16950,"We're not coming in there by force, okay? No one wants to hurt you.","I got these people! You try to come get me, I'll kill every fuckin' one of them!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16951,Has anything happened lately? Anything unusual or unexpected?,"Well, one thing I suppose, but I don't think it has anything to do with this. A friend of mine called about two weeks ago and said she'd spotted Thomas's father working at some gas station outside of Peekskill.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16952,"I'm on my way, Starck.","You better hurry. He's engaged the override, we can't open the inner door.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16953,"They're trying to divide us on this, Scully. We can't let them.","They have divided us, Mulder. They're splitting us up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16954,I knowed you'd be here. What are you a-doin' digging with that stob?,Just diggin'. I ain't ever gonna be happy now. Not with that son of a bitch movin' in for good. I wish me and you and Mama could just run away. But she said he would find us wherever we went. He's crazy. Sometimes I think it would of been better if I wadn't ever born.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16955,"You'd be taking away his freedom, Nathan.","Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose, Lila, to quote Janet Jackson.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16956,Everybody loved Joey. From the little kids to the old rummies. Did you know him very well?,Everybody knew him. He got around.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16957,I should have Vito go with you all the time.,"Yeah, no more ninety-minute deliveries around the corner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16958,Why are you so determined to keep me alive?,Because I'm a nurse.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16959,I don't want your money. You're a booger.,"It was Brady's idea, Jane. Honest to God. Please take the money. I want to make up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16960,Good. Then I'll meet you there.,I'm going with the patrol boat to make a tour around the islands.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16961,"You're going to finance him, I suppose.","Why not? Look what he's doing for aviation. It takes courage to do what he does. And character! At least he's accomplished something worthwhile. I suppose you'd like to have me marry a business man? Well, I hate business men, particularly if you're a shining example.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16962,Thank you. Next time I want to break a lease I'll know who to call.,"This is going to cost you, you know. Our fees are ridiculously high.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16963,"Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot, okay? I may not have a law degree, but I've spent 18 months on this case, and I know more about those plaintiffs than you ever will.",Erin. You don't even have phone numbers for some of them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16964,"What do you want me to tell you, Monica, to go beat that girl up? To go have sex with him? I'm not going to do that. Yes, I believe thinking of other people is important and yes I'd rather bake a pie than shoot a dumb jump shot. If that makes me too ""prissy"" for you, too bad.","So that's why we can't get along? Because I'd rather shoot a ""dumb"" jump shot?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16965,I want to call her and tell her I'm okay. That we're okay.,"I ain't so sure it's a great idea, but that's up to you. Just don't tell her where we are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16966,"We didn't tell her anything yet. We thought that we'd leave it to you. We thought you'd put it like how you were lonely, and why don't she come to live with you. Because that way it looks like she's doing you a favor, insteada we're throwing her out, and it won't be so cruel on her. Do you want Tommy and me to stay here with you?","I think it be a better idea if you and Thomas go out, because otherwise she's gonna start a fight with you, and everybody's gonna be yelling.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16967,Look at this. The lock is totally demolished.,"I guess someone lost their key. You did get your tetanus shots, I hope?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16968,"But Irena is in the garden. She's right there, under the tree.","Listen, darling. I want you to look once more. Take as long as you want. Look very carefully, and then I want you to tell me that no one's there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16969,"If this thing turns out to be a ship everybody thought sank a long time ago, we just hit the jackpot.","Yeah, well how the hell you get something like that wrong? That's a damn big boat. It's either sunk or it ain't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16970,"Hey, baby, you could get sent to war, get your ass shot down.",Don't lose any sleep over it. I wouldn't mind being the first woman to fly a jet fighter in combat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16971,"Whatever the reason, she's adrift and abandoned. We've got every right to salvage her.",You mean tow her back? That's a thirty thousand ton ship you're talking about.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16972,"So, fine, it's not that the Jews own the media and the banks. It's that they're sexually corrupt.","The Jews clearly control the media and the banks. Investment banks, not the commercial ones. But the point is they carry out in those realms the same principles they display in sexuality. They undermine traditional life. They deracinate society.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16973,"Yes, sir, of course, sir, I was merely speaking hypothetically. If this was a voting situation, then the vote would have been unanimous. But of course, it's not a voting situation, you're the captain, and you give the orders, sir.","You're goddamned right, I give the order. Vote! Jesus Christ! Listen to me, you little pissant pieces of shit, I am the ranking officer here and what I say goes, is that clear?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16974,"I'm twenty-five years old, ma'am.","Twenty-five, huh? In a demographic study I proved to be most popular amongst males, 11-24. I just missed you. Of course, you don't look a day over twelve, except in the upper torso area. Does the force require that you work out?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16975,She's importing stuff from all over the mid-east.,"She could be moving money, guns. Anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16976,"Hi, Andy. How's the weather up there?","Oh, you know the Bay Area! Always foggy!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16977,No way. There's no way I'm giving that money back. It's my money now.,A lot of good it will do you if the Creeper finds you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16978,People do have heart attacks.,"Sure. You switched the charts, didn't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16979,"Good morning, gentlemen. I'm Mr. Daniels, the manager. I believe I've spoken to one of you on the phone.","That'd be me, sir. Frank Baker. This is my brother Jack.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16980,Those aren't real memories. No one has that kind of recall.,"I do. I remember from day one. People staring at me, sensing I was different. Watching the fear grow in their eyes, knowing in their hearts I wasn't human.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16981,No offense. There are just some things we need that you probably didn't know to ask.,"Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot, okay? I may not have a law degree, but I've spent 18 months on this case, and I know more about those plaintiffs than you ever will.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16982,"Monster! Your father was a tailor, and you are always thinking of the shop. But I'll have my revenge, I will! Roddy, will you see me insulted?","Indeed, Miss Dorothy, I intend to have his blood as sure as my name's Roderick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16983,"Look ice chip, why don't you just chill out and let us handle this?","Try to calm down. Just think, you're going to be famous!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16984,"Yeah, I'm just gettin' old. I can't smoke or laugh now it seems without coughing.","Coughing opens up the capillaries. When you cough, you're getting air. In this case smoke to parts of the lung that don't normally get used. Coughing's good. It gets ya higher. My dad coughs when he smokes all the time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16985,"You, madam, are a heartless wench.",And you've got wiener breath.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16986,I was just straightening up the place.,Straightening up indeed! Are you sure you're not alone?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16987,Prince Leopold? Is he the one who bleeds all day? So what does his valet do? Wash his poultices for him?,It's better than shovelling horse shit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16988,Why aren't there any lights?,"Well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at five-fourteen every night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16989,"We are not at war, sir, not until we're at DEFCON 1.","General, the Joint Chiefs have just signaled our intent to escalate to the Soviets. You have signaled an escalation which I had no wish to signal, and which I did not approve.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16990,"You're a PMS werewolf. Of course. Frida, are you on drugs?","No, last night I think I chased Carlton around as a wolf and killed him. I woke up with a taste of blood in my mouth and a severed arm in my bed. And my throat hurts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16991,"Victor was not a stranger, he was our neighbor.","He was not family. Family is all that matters. Do you think if you or I were being dragged from here, any one of them would lift a finger to help us?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16992,"Look at me, think of me as cash! This offer is really real! From a rich man in New York City who only saw a photograph!","Jane, don't send photographs of our house around the country! We're not interested in selling.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16993,"You buy the typewriter, I'll get it all spruced up, good as new. Better than new. It has some history.","Other one has history, too. I wrote my play on it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16994,But your man isn't quite a God!,"Probably not, but I still don't have the nerve to tell him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16995,"It's a machine gun. This guy told me when I came to the big city I'd have to have a machine gun, so I bought one. Where do you get the money? To pay for all this? I mean the liquor, and the groceries, and the rent?",From a rich old man who used to be my lover.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16996,"I never drink in the morning. And every time you send my shipment over, it's always just a little bit short.","Carrying charges, my boy, carrying charges. Here, sit down. There's something I want to talk over with you, anyhow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16997,I'm told that dress is the very latest fashion in London.,Women in London must have learned to not breathe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_16998,"Next time you want to kill yourself, don't include me.","I took the odds on getting down in one piece, and I made it. Now we're in my territory.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_16999,I wonder how Frida and Carlton are getting along?,Carlton insisted on leaving with her. Maybe he got lucky.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17000,"You don't get nothin' done by watchin'. You just gotta do it. Here, I'll help you.",That's it. Just grip up a little tighter. That's it. You're gonna be real good at this. How does that feel?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17001,"Pakeesa? It's okay. Come on. It's okay. Come on, they're just joking around.","Yeah, we're just screwing around. Like Mohammed said. Can't take a joke, man? Hey, I hope you got a permit for that, mama!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17002,"I'm not asking you to set me up, Jay. That's not what I need your help for. I want to know what it's like over there.","And that's what I'm trying to tell you. What women are looking over, okay? Pecs and a cute butt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17003,"The point is, if you unplug me when I'm flatlines, I'm history. I got no way back.",Okay fine. Let's get this over with.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17004,This is not a joke. Thank God Victoria doesn't know. It would really have hurt her feelings.,"If she knew, she'd never forgive me. It would be hopeless for the two of you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17005,"You're an actor, Max. You should be doing Shakespeare in the Park.","Oh, I did Shakespeare in the Park, Max. I got mugged. I was playing Richard the Second and two guys with leather jackets stole my leotard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17006,"They do consider this a violation of his probation. Your boy's looking at ten years, plus the concealed weapon.","Man, he won't like that. Beaumont doesn't have a doing time disposition.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17007,"I spent my weekend looking for someone who does not exist. I should have been here at the hospital with my brother, but I was with you.","If you didn't want to do it, you should have said so! Is this about gas money?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17008,I've set my laser from stun to kill.,"Oh, great, great. Yeah, and if anyone attacks us we can blink them to death.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17009,"Look, I didn't mean to give you a hard time.","No, it's okay. I mean I look at you with all your morals and values and well, YOU seem to be happy in your choices. I envy you. No bullshit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17010,You can stay in my room.,I'd like that. I need to be away from here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17011,I'm sick. That's what I've been telling you.,"You're killing me, you know that? You got no sick time according to Command. I've been told to terminate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17012,You're bleeding pretty bad there.,It's ok. It's ok. Relax. It's just a cut. We can get it fixed. But we need to get you to the hospital now. How'd you get that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17013,Shouldn't we have invited Tom over?,I did. He said he had work to do until late.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17014,"Oh sure, he figured it was easier to die of thirst? Come on, sombody must've chased him up there.","Oh, you mean somebody who ain't scared of a twelve gauge shotgun. And then what did they do? Camp out down below and just wait for him to die?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17015,Madrid has just blacked out!! Nothing more coming through.,The same thing that happened on our Pacific Coast. Anything from them yet?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17016,And now ladies and gentlemen it's time for the fabulous CROCODILE SHOW !,Great ! You couldn't be a fan of Dolphins or some other less threatening animal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17017,You'd have to have a lot of tape for my story. I've had a very unusual life.,So much the better. I've got a pocket full of tapes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17018,Do I have to hear again what a great man your husband is? What an important cause he's fighting for?,"It was your cause, too. In your own way, you were fighting for the same thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17019,I'm not looking for a friend. I'm looking for a Jedi Master.,"Oh, a Jedi Master. Different altogether. Yoda you seek, Yoda.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17020,"Personally, I think you're getting panic-stricken about nothing. Dickson's all right.","Oh, is he? We carry more unsecured paper than any other institution in the city. We're fools to tolerate it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17021,"Ann, you are completely paranoid. Not ten minutes ago I wanted to make love for the first time in weeks, and you act like I'm dipped in shit. You know, I think there are a lot of women that would be glad to have a young, straight male making a pretty good living beside them in bed with a hard on.","My sister, for one. Is that who it is?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17022,"I wish it were that simple, Norville. I wish I was still a gazelle, and you were an antelope or an ibex.","Well, can I at least call you deer? Haha! Seriously, Amy, the whole thing is what your beatnik friends call 'karma', the great circle of life, death and rebirth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17023,"Not a bad crowd tonight, you know?","There was one nice-looking one there inna black dress and beads, but she's dancing now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17024,Him getting us stranded out here doesn't do much good either.,We're not stranded. We've got enough gas in the other reserve to get us back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17025,"Dr. Lester, while I am flattered that you share your feelings with me, I believe perhaps the workplace is not the most suitable environment for this type of discussion.",All right. Meet me at the Juicy-Juice Juice Bar after work today and I'll spill my goddamn guts for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17026,I can't. I can't keep spending your father's money.,"I love how responsible you are. My Dad should make you Chief Accountant or something. Let me buy you a jacket. There's a great place when we get to Rome, Batistoni.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17027,I accidently triggered a protection mechanism which erased the entire program.,It was very well-hidden. There was no way to see it until it was too late.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17028,You have not slept with your husband for five years?,Now and then. He gets drunk a few times a year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17029,"I got my .38 here. That's six shots and two refills. Downstairs, I think we got another rifle, maybe a scatterer and some gardening tools. Maybe a couple boxes of shells for The Judge.","I got shells, too. Box and a half, tops.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17030,I can't sleep. My bed's lumpy.,"I see. You forgot to bring you're night-light, didn't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17031,You can't be called Barry and sing in a group called Barrytown.,"They were fucking called that before I was in it, okay? It wasn't my idea.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17032,"Besides, if we get a lot of work done, this summer it'll be done.",It's never gonna be done. You love puttering out there too much.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17033,"You know of course, we ain't ever gonna make it.","Quit being so negative, guy. 'Course we're gonna make it. We ain't never not made it, have we?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17034,You thought wrong. I haven't seen Leon for months.,"Haven't you? Then why the worried messages on his answering machine, Rhian? I'd have sworn you expect him to be in trouble.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17035,We were under the impression they were being held against their will.,"It's not our custom to have guests here at all, let alone hold anyone against their will.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17036,What nasty bug crawled up your bungus and where the hell are you going?,"I'm leaving, man. I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17037,"Don't even try it. You offend a woman out here, you're in serious trouble.",Don't worry about Jaeger. He uses his personality as a form of birth control.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17038,"Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.","A big legal war wasn't going to improve anybody's situation. We've all been through enough. Besides, I was raised better than that. Thanks for having us, Dad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17039,"Look, I've got to talk to her. This isn't a contest we want the whole country entering.","I agree. If she's going to advertise, I wouldn't recommend out-of-town papers. Amity people could take care of this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17040,I see the bus is in. I'll take my shipment with me.,No hurry. I'll have it sent over. Have a drink with me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17041,There were no phone records.,"Of course there weren't. 'Cause they disappeared. And yet the Commission found you, Dean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17042,I just pulled in here. I just fucking pulled in here!,"Well, see, there's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17043,What's that little air bottle on the machine?,"That isn't for the divers, actually. It's for the balloon. It blows up and pulls the diver up like an elevator. Without it, with the pressure at the bottom, the diver would just stay pinned to the sea bed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17044,"Why didn't you come to me yesterday, Mozart? This is a most painful situation. Yesterday I could have helped you. Today, I can't.",Why? Here is the music. It's here. I am submitting it humbly. Isn't that what you wanted?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17045,"Butter-fingers! I give you an old lady to take somewhere, and you hand her over to the cops!","What do you mean, I handed her? The patrol wagon was on the wrong side of the street.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17046,"You're not gonna fucking die, all right?","I wasn't born yesterday. I'm hurt, and I'm hurt bad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17047,I have to see my father.,Of course. There's no need to shout.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17048,I don't need it that badly. I don't enjoy crashing other people's parties.,It's open-house. No crashing involved. Anybody in the hotel's welcome.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17049,"You're not from around here, are you?",Why you say that? Just because I help a lady with her package?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17050,What would you think of a pitcher who wore women's panties?,"If he had a good breaking ball, I'd respect the shit outta him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17051,"Stewart, would you mind telling me why you're not going?","Yes, I'll tell you. For the same reason I've never wanted to go out with those social parasites, those sweet-smelling fashion plates. I don't like them. They bore me. They give me the jitters.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17052,I asked Harry about it. He didn't own up to it. He said he didn't know what got into Okra.,"He's just raffish. Harry put him up to it. Before evening sun sets, I would have his belongings back on Route 55, that old fox.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17053,"We're not leaving. I'm getting in that room, and I'm opening that safe.","Lookin' doubtful there, Big Guy, but ten out of ten for attitude.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17054,I've never been in a place like this before.,"This is Metropolis after hours! This is what you'll be writing about. C'mon, let's dance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17055,I don't want to have any conversation.,"Good, cuz talking to you is like trying to explain red to a blind person.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17056,"OK. Taking Golitsyn's exit. Jack, open the doors.",What about my coat? I'll freeze.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17057,Then it's not an accident that they found us.,We don't think that's necessarily bad. At least it's a point of contact.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17058,Is there a Mrs. Joshua?,"Yes, but we're divorced.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17059,Scared? Swimming underwater with that oxygen device of yours. I was petrified.,"Come on, you loved it. It was a new experience.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17060,We could put on our pressure suits and blow all the air out of the ship. That would kill it.,"No, we can't afford to lose that much oxygen. We're going to have to flush it out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17061,Will you still get the money from your father?,"I told him we might not need it, if you can talk your parents into giving you your share of the property.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17062,"Where? At the City Hall? No! I want the whole wedding or we will have Bad Luck. For a whole wedding to be planned, a date must be set.",Alright. A month. In a month.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17063,"You need a bass and a sax, don't you?","The instruments are right, but you are not. I want to speak to Mr. Morris.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17064,All these innocent little creatures caged up like this?,"Well, we can't just let them fly around the shop, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17065,You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?,"What do you mean ""brought it bowling""? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not gonna take your fucking turn, dude.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17066,"I don't see no wedding ring, Banks. Conjugal visits are for married prisoners only.","You think you could make an exception just this once, boss? She came all the way down from New York.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17067,I still think we should have met them first.,"Beggars can't be choosers. They were the only ones who answered the ride share note, remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17068,No one's ever caught a Great White except indirectly in fishing nets. I want to dart it and keep it alive.,It would make a marvelous attraction. The only Great White in captivity.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17069,"If you got a problem with me, why are we dancing?",Yorgi asked me to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17070,Do you know you're the second woman in network news history to produce?,"No, I'm not. I'm the fourth. Joan Richmond. Pauline Fredericks got that credit once on a U.N. special and there's Susan Zirinsky.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17071,Everybody's life's got static. Is your life perfect?,"Sure, I'm on my way to a party at Remington University.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17072,He still hasn't shown up. Why aren't you in class?,"Lit 101 got canceled, so I stopped home and brought you some lunch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17073,"Mr. Bringsly, I'm sorry. I have absolutely no idea what to say to you.",You've left my wife a widow and my children fatherless. And I understand that I am to walk the earth one of the living dead until the wolf's bloodline is severed and the curse lifted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17074,"Maybe we should start again, yes? I know so little about you, except that you're not what you say you are.","That makes two of us then, sweetheart, because I ain't buying your bullshit either. You're not like them, I can see it in your eyes. So you tell me, who's bullshitting who?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17075,"Jesus, that's my neighbor. Tommy.",Isn't he that psycho who's been spying on my sister?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17076,That cardboard headstone tipped over. This graveyard is obviously phony!,"People won't notice. Filmmaking isn't about picky details, it's about the big picture.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17077,Is him stayin' here workin' out?,He's gone to stayin' over with that Wheatley boy and his mama in their garage. I think that little boy adopted him damn near like a mascot. But he's got a key here to come and go as he pleases. Everything's worked out good.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17078,"Off to change everyone's life again, is that it? Maybe this time you'll pop up in some mansion while I wind up in Tijuana doing the donkey act.",I'm over it. Whenever I try to help anyone it all turns to shit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17079,I don't understand how you can like being alone so much.,"I'm not like you, you have your wife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17080,Four hundred and fifty and I'll cut your throat if you try any tricks!,"All right, all right. You can't blame a guy for tryin', can you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17081,How come we're your best friends and we had to find out about you and Michael Fitzsimmons from Dolores?,She's unbelievable. Who needs satellites when we've got Dolores's mouth?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17082,So now it's Tasker? Not Renquist?,"Look, Harry's not part of this. He's just a sales rep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17083,We don't know that for sure. We'll have to wait until they move.,"Well, I'm sure. You're a cop. I'm a cop. Let's do what cops do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17084,Don't get sore at me. I'm not an executive. I'm just a writer.,"You are! Writing words. Words! You've made a rope of words and strangled this businessl But there is a microphone right there to catch the last gurgles, and Technicolor to photograph the red, swollen tongue!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17085,"Sorry, didn't mean to startle you. You didn't give me a chance to knock.","Guess you can tell from my reaction, I'm not all that used to visitors out here. What can I do for you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17086,"The night you arrived, Mom asked you if you had a family and you lied, didn't you?",White lie. I didn't have a family. But I did have two kids. They're adults now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17087,I thought we were going to save those leaves you were burning for the compost bin.,"Got more leaf mold now than we'll ever need, Mr. Reed. I thought I'd burn 'em up and get the yard clean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17088,"Two officers have been assigned to the case. I can't keep them on indefinitely, but we'll go through every lead.","Those cops, like all cops, are intelligent enough, but they are masters of deductive reason. That is, you ask them what three and two are they'll tell you five, but if you ask them what five is, they go blank. That's speculative reasoning, and that's where I come in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17089,So how was school today?,"It was great. We had peanut-butter sandwiches and apples and honey at snacktime. And then during show-and-tell, my stuffed walrus was a big hit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17090,How long have you been into wine?,I started to get serious about seven years ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17091,"Frank, do you think you could give me a hand with these bags?","I'm not a doorman, Miss Barrett. I'm a building superintendent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17092,You are too crude.,"I might be, but you're not welcome here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17093,Bobo wants you to go on to Delmar.,Delmar? I never go out to California. That's a thousand miles from here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17094,"You made a terrible mistake, Keegan. You didn't do what I said.","That's right, you're gonna do what I say. Joey. I want to help you out of this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17095,"Good, you brought your violin. I want you to play.",It's a machine gun. I thought I'd kill myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17096,We're supposed to meet him here. Is Ruiz on the list?,"Ruiz is always on the list. He just ain't here, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17097,Some people say children need human mothering.,Insane. Nurseries are better than any mother could be.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17098,I don't want you to move.,I don't want to move. But somebody has to move sometime. Eventually.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17099,Why'd your mom marry that guy if she didn't love him?,Because my real father wouldn't marry her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17100,Do you always transport through the air?,Mostly. Armored cars can be hijacked. Trains can be derailed. But nobody can get to us in flight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17101,I recognize him now. Is he as imprudent as his father was at his age?,"No, thank the Lord. He's more like his mother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17102,I have a 4.0.,"Yes, but your major is Fashion Merchandising. Harvard won't be impressed that you aced ""History of Lycra"". What are your backups?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17103,I wanta throw the heater to announce my presence with authority.,"""To announce your fucking presence with authority""? This guy's a first ball fastball hitter. He's looking for heat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17104,He was going to take the money.,"Thirty-thousand, that's all. We would have been free and clear. You didn't have to kill him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17105,Dale wants to know if we should run an outside outlet for Christmas lights with a switch inside?,"Absolutely. Have him put it on a separate line. At Christmas, we'll pact it so full of lights, we'll make God wear sunglasses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17106,The retard over at Molly's fruit stand.,"Yeah, he's all hot on her after he found some of his dad's old nudie books hidden in the basement. He keeps 'em taped inside his school workbook.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17107,I see. I would like to work in your garden.,"Oh, I know exactly what you mean. I sometimes enjoy puttering around myself, such a pleasant way to forget one's troubles.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17108,Maxie says he runs a tight ship. I wouldn't fuck with him.,"Some Mexican? How much could he weigh? A buck fifty, tops? I'd kick his fucking ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17109,"We live in a singular world, my friend.","I never really thought I was part of the world you move in, Sam, to tell you the truth. I'm a hood, a thief. Big time in a small time king of way. To the local police I'm a prize, to the local hoods I'm a legend. But to a guy like you I'm just another two bit hired gun.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17110,And when is the countdown supposed to expire?,"Fifty six minutes, forty five seconds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17111,Robbing this place is gonna put you back in prison.,"Not if they don't catch us, Kevin.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17112,"Trina honey, he just wants to find Arlyn Page.",Why? She's a junkie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17113,You lived in the States for a while?,Fifteen years in El Paso.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17114,"About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.",That's about an hour and a half longer than I usually spend looking for parts. You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy. What you expect but fancy damn prices?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17115,It's time for you to tell the Citizens that Commodus stole the money allocated for defending the German border. It's time to tell the citizens everything. Will you write it?,"Yes, because I know they'll read it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17116,So why didn't you kill me then?,She wouldn't let me. She's the only reason you're alive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17117,"If I spill, my life won't be worth a nickel.",How much is your soul worth if you don't?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17118,You never got into the whole CD revolution?,I got a few. But I can't afford to start all over again. I got too much time and money invested in my records.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17119,Isn't this Jack Groppi's place?,Yeah. But he ain't here now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17120,You didn't have to get off the other line. I would've called you back.,That's okay. I wanted to talk to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17121,Do Max Cherry and Jackie Brown know each other?,"Hell, yes, they know each other. He bonded her out of county.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17122,"Show a little respect, Nero. The man was an important artist.","Yeah, important for your label. Which no doubt is why you're in mourning. Don't worry, his records'll sell out now he's dead. You'll make out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17123,"It reminds me of this one time. Hey, can I ask you a question? How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of stories, and you don't have any.","Oh, I've got stories, believe me. They're a little more risque than tales of Band Camp.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17124,"Sergeant, is Commander Skywalker back yet?",I haven't seen him. He probably came in through the south entrance.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17125,"What good is it? This Grail Tablet speaks of deserts and mountains and canyons. Pretty vague. Where do you start looking? Maybe if the Tablet were intact, you'd have something to go on. But the entire top portion is missing.","Just the same, an attempt to recover the Grail is currently underway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17126,"I think you want a drink. How about it, Judge?","Well, why not? I'm feeling magnanimous tonight. The successful conclusion of this case draws the curtain on my career as a jurist. I'm retiring to take a new role in the private sector.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17127,We have a baby?,"Uh huh, a boy. You've got a new brother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17128,"I ain't ever been there, but it don't seem like such a bad place.",Why do you want me to go back to my parents? They hate me. Why do you think I split? There ain't nothin there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17129,"Beni ya little stinkweed, where did you slink off to?",You left me! You left me in the desert to rot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17130,"Did I interrupt something, gentlemen?",Yeah. We were just passing out guns.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17131,She's going to wash your Jeep?,"Senior class fund-raising gig. I told 'em they could hose down the Jeep. Hey, come on. It's for a good cause.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17132,"They look like a bunch of good ol' boys to me. I guess it's oil money, huh?","Oil, gas, cattle, farmin'. Ain't nobody shows off around here. Iguana County's one of the richest in Texas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17133,What are you doing with my flowers?,I'm just borrowing them. You'll get them back tomorrow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17134,"Do you have the musical, ""Annie""?","Sure do. Did you bring back ""Ghost Dad""?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17135,You're talking about giving up baseball to be a bank teller.,Bank teller's just a start. I got plans. Real plans. Not opening some Zoom-Boom Room. This time next year I'll be a loan officer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17136,"I must have dozed off. My sincerest apologies, sir.",No apology necessary. That's the first time in thirty years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17137,"Jesus, you'd like to kill me, too.","I wouldn't like to, but I will, if I have to.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17138,"I've always been proud of the way nature singled me out. It's the people who have been deformed by society I feel sorry for. I've been steady moving for eleven years and some months. Maybe I should rest up for a spell, I'm not as young as I used to be.","Shit. Oj goodness, you won't be thirty for another year, and you're more beautiful than ever.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17139,You got your vest?,Of course. Right in the trunk of the car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17140,"We're looking for him. In your opinion, why did Frank kidnap Dorothy's son and husband?","He became obsessed with her. She hated him. He had to have her. He kidnapped them to control her. To make her do things. Then she wanted to commit suicide, so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive. I'm not kidding. Frank loved blue, blue velvet. He had to have Dorothy cause her whole life was blue.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17141,"I write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind! The whole world over, we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die.","But we also fall in love; we build cities, we compose symphonies, and we endure. Why not put that in your books as well?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17142,"Does she sound pissed, scared, hostile? Did she mention the police?","No, but she's definitely pissed and hostile. And she's clearly starting to think that's something's not right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17143,"Death. Death. Without taste, sound and all around us. Because there is no way for me to save them or myself. This is one giant death trap.","Excellent. See? Who says a guy in a rubber suit can't be smart? Well, it's been grand. Sorry you all have to die now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17144,"Right. I was a great athlete. Tell her, Max, I was the best, I was all schoolyard.","Yes, I remember. He was all schoolyard. They threw him a football once, he tried to dribble it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17145,I can't. I just left home.,You're too young. You should be in school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17146,Has Warner Huntington checked in yet?,"Uh, no. Maybe you should try the Lido deck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17147,"Blue Five, does that glare bother you?",I've got it blocked. I'm all right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17148,I came into this world flat on my ass.,And now you have everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17149,"Has anything been simple so far? From the look of the shovel, we dig.","Oh, Adam. I don't have gloves. My nails keep getting longer. I'll break them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17150,They didn't take the silverware?,"No, but they took my blender.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17151,"What, you want to come in here and save me? Is that what you want to do? Do I have a sign that says ""save me"" on my back?","I don't want to ""save"" you. I just want to be with you. I love you. I love you!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17152,"Oh, laugh if you will, but I happen to be familiar with your record. Let me point out just two items. In 1935, you ran guns to Ethiopia. In 1936, you fought in Spain on the Loyalist side.",And got well paid for it on both occasions.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17153,Would you? Really? Wow. I could have deejay Rob Gordon play in my own home.,Haha. Right. It's no problem. I love making tapes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17154,Not all. Radio is out. But our field phones are okay so far.,And they'll go out the minute there's another ray. A cylinder reported down by Huntington Beach. That's a job for the Navy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17155,"Well, tell them to mind their damn business. You're smart enough to get a degree.",I'm also good enough to go pro.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17156,It was a community service.,Absolutely. The church even sent me an autographed picture of God. Ward!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17157,What are you talking about? There's no fat on this body.,"No fat, but no tone either. You don't get enough exercise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17158,"Come on, Dad. You could have Rick drive down Cunningham Road and look for them.","Megan, my deputies have more important things to do than look for camp counselors with car trouble.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17159,Gonna pull a lot of jobs out of this county.,"Yeah, we'll have folks swimming over to Mexico to work in the sweatshops.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17160,Too many people know about my involvement in this.,Then we just have to make sure everyone who knows can't say anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17161,"If we have a man dying in there, we'll have to go in.",They have security cameras. Rooney would see you coming.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17162,This version doesn't have fighting?,No. Doesn't that suck?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17163,I'm selling all my baseball cards and helping me buy enough food and supplies to fill several large trucks.,Food and supplies? Who for? Like starving people?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17164,"You talk kind of funny, but I like it.",I used to be an actress.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17165,Sometimes I really hate you.,Yeah? Well why don't you find some friendly therapist and work some of that hostility out. But take my advice. Put a little more life into it than you usually do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17166,"Okay, I guess. It's so intimidating. You know being away from home, not knowing anyone. I feel like such a geek sometimes. Everyone's so cool and I'm so not.","Aww, you ain't that bad. You just need a little flava. First thing we gotta do is get you some new gear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17167,Maybe we can just watch some TV.,There's a TV in the basement.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17168,"I would like to be your boyfriend, yes.","It's just the shock of seeing me after three years. Believe me, you'll get over it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17169,Do you still think the Joker cares about money??,I don't know. I'm just a D.A. I don't have access to all you expert sources.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17170,"It's one thing for kids. You get older, you have other things.","It's all connected, Pop. It's one life. Baseball is memory. How do fathers and sons show their love? They go to a ball game together. Thirty-five years later, they sit in the kitchen and remember.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17171,"Whoops! Yikes, I didn't expect to see you up here.",Sorry. I was just getting something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17172,I think you'd better give your pooch a sip. He looks sick.,That's 'cause he's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17173,"Well, she's a pretty amazing girl. What are women like out here?","Just like in Detroit, only skinnier.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17174,What if we want to drive somewhere while we're there?,We'll rent a car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17175,Were you vacationing in Los Angeles?,"Well, it really wasn't a vacation. You see, I'm a teacher in the New York City school system, and I was attending a seminar on visual aids to education. Are you from L.A.?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17176,So you're hot on this stock?,It's ready to take off. I'd jump all over it if I were you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17177,We didn't have sex.,"You say you killed a man and don't remember it. Couldn't you have had sex and not remember it? It's sexual. Why did you choose ""eating him"" as the method of killing?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17178,Weren't you going to get some glasses?,"Oh shit, yeah. Can you lend some more money?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17179,"Visible panty line. Max, she is gorgeous.","Yeah, she's a ten, Max. And that's great for you because you're used to twos, aren't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17180,Embezzling? I'm not embezzling!,"Maybe not, but he is and fucking him makes you an accessory. He stole your passwords.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17181,They'll put her in jail. The damn little fool might as well be naked.,"Well, it is a little tight. But it isn't as bad as all that. No one will notice unless they have such thoughts in the first place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17182,"Poseur was missing a chunk of his neck. And his eyes were open. That always bugs me out. Do me a favor, if some mutherfucker's about to blow me away, remind me to close my fuckin' eyes.","Deal. And if some mutherfucker's about to blow me away, shoot him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17183,"Oh, that's too bad. Don't you think the Wizard could help him, too?",I don't see why not. Why don't you come along with us? We're on our way to see the Wizard now. To get him a heart.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17184,Talk from there. You can talk from there.,In private. They got cameras and all of that crap in there. Microphones.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17185,"Got me there. What's your Christmas wish, Jonah?",It's not for me. It's for my dad. I think he needs a new wife.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17186,"Marvin Acme had no will. I should know, the probate is in my court.","He had a will, all right. She took it off Acme the night she and R.K. Maroon knocked him off. Then she set up her loving husband to take the fall.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17187,You should have seen this girl. She lit up the room.,I don't care if Helen of Troy walked into that bar! That's game six of the World Series!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17188,"Now how's this motherfucker wake up after thousands of years in the ice, huh?","I don't know how. Because he's different than we are. Because he's a space guy. What do you want from me, anyway? Go ask Blair.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17189,Your door was unlocked.,"Still is, so let yourself out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17190,"So, William Randolph. Your last big scoop contrasted the popularity of Rice Crispie Treats and chocolate Snickerdoodles at the annual bake sale.",That's just one example. My reporting has made a difference.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17191,Because people at the Committee were told to lie to the prosecutors?,"We were never told flat out ""Don't talk."" But the message was clear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17192,"Yesterday I read that Furtwängler was asked to lead the New York Philharmonic back in '36. Toscanini suggested it. Had he accepted, he would have become the most celebrated conductor in America.","When he made his decision, he couldn't have known everything. Especially not the way people like you do, who've returned from exile and feel that you have a right to pass judgement. Because you are blameless, you think you know best who is a sinner and who deserves forgiveness. But you have no idea how people lived here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17193,You look very pretty.,"Oh, no, I just lost a little weight, that's all. Well, you look nice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17194,It's not completely dry.,"Yeah, well, he ain't gonna drown in a damp riverbed either. I don't care how soused he was. That's like drowning in a teaspoon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17195,"How are you, Ellie? Are you happy?","Happy? Why shouldn't I be happy? I'm getting the handsomest man in captivity. Here you are, King. Let's drink. Let's drink to us . We finally made it, didn't we?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17196,It's happened before. Remember Lieutenant Orpheus? He disappeared into that Underworld series and never came back.,Sounds like my husband. He never came back either. At least not after Flavors gave him a commercial break.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17197,"Hell, I didn't know you was married.",Sure. Got a sixteen-year-old girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17198,I'm getting a ride.,"The King, huh? Nice going.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17199,Has he been refusing food?,"Nothing quite as dramatic as that, Miss Price. He just doesn't eat enough of what is put before him. He suffers from nightmares. I'd think he just needs a hand to hold.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17200,Well that all depends. You boys do Negro songs?,"Sir, we are Negroes. All except our a-cump, uh, the fella that plays the guitar.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17201,You and Frank ever take a vacation?,"Soon. We're going to Branson, Missouri to see my cousin Emma married. Frank loves in there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17202,"Well, why doesn't it become a bomb or something to get me?","It can't form complex machines. Guns and explosives have chemicals, moving parts. It doesn't work that way. But it can form solid metal shapes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17203,"Hello, Ralph. How'd you make out with those nurses last night, Ralph?","Oh man, you shoulda come with us last night, Marty. That one for you was a real lunatic. How'd you make out?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17204,"Typical profile, usually losers. Nobodies that're afraid to confront their victims. They like scaring people. That's why they call in their threats. Same mentality as obscene phone callers.",Except they'll blow you up if you don't play along.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17205,"I want to fly, sir!",That's no reason. Everybody wants to fly. My grandmother wants to fly. You going after a job with one of the airlines?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17206,"In the words of my Private Investigator, we're going to nail his ass.","I've been trying to nail George's for years, but he's very careful. I'll just keep having children. I think I'm pregnant, by the way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17207,Go to the funeral?,Of course! Not only go to it but go to it in full uniform! Rent a uniform!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17208,You sleeping all right in that house?,I don't sleep all right anywhere. But the house is fine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17209,"Make up your mind. Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?",First he's gonna shit. And then he's gonna kill us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17210,That was a joke? You don't tell jokes.,I thought I'd start trying. If you don't mind. But I am going to Florida and I do have a new nurse.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17211,I don't have a choice. Keith's been grading me really hard lately.,"Please do not refer to Mr. Conyers as ""Keith,"" okay? My barf reflex is already heightened these days.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17212,I'm just happy to see you.,Come on! Mom said you were sick. You're never happy to see me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17213,He was the best there was. That makes three agents lost.,They're ruthless and they have a lot of firepower. It's only a matter of time before they figure out how to deploy Silent Night. Then we're gonna have a catastrophe on our hands.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17214,We should go! We should go right now!,"He's right, let's move. Be quiet and get to the exit. Pair up, grab the weapons.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17215,Laurel. Tickets are all set. I double-checked.,"Thanks, Daddy. But I just need one. Mother's not going.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17216,So where is all them half-centses?,They're just floating around out there. The computer knows where.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17217,Do you like pigeons?,"That's my own flock up there, getting their evening workout. I won plenty of races with 'em. Listen, you want to see them? Come up on the roof with me and I'll show 'em to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17218,Want a drink? I'm having one.,"A shot of tequila, if you can spare it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17219,Don't you think anyone's gonna notice that Toontown's gone?,They won't care. Who's going to miss some ridiculous talking mice when they can have the future?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17220,"I do not mean to flirt, Marquis.","Oh, but you must, my pumpkin! Sex without flirtation is merely rape!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17221,Superman gets mail here?,"Oh, probably just a picture request. I'll take care of it if you want, Lois.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17222,And your father? Is he from New York?,"Muncie, Indiana. He and my mother met as students. But I'm from Brooklyn. My sisters and I were all born and bred right here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17223,"I'm sorry my friend, I'm not signing books right now. There's been a tragedy.",I know. I'm Andy McDermott. Terrence's nephew.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17224,"But you'd love for him to play at USC, like you did.",I'd love for him to get a good education. That's it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17225,I think we may as well sit down.,I guess all the suspects are here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17226,"I see what you like, she's mighty pretty.","And bridle-wise, too. She's the only thing I lost I really cared about. 'Cept for maybe my hat. It's a great one. Got a pretty silver band on it. My head spent three years training it. I surely do miss that hat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17227,What's in the satchel?,It's full a money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17228,Could we go upstairs and talk? It's so loud down here.,Why don't we get a bottle of sherry to sip while we talk?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17229,"The Kommandant also sends you clean blankets. He wants every man to have a new, clean blanket.","We know! We got them last year. Five minutes after the Geneva Man was gone, the blankets were gone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17230,"Have I noticed anything? I'm not married to her Benjamin, you are. I think you've probably a better vantage point from which to observe her.","Yeah, but, I've been working a lot lately. No, that's not it. I guess we've just been on the verge of saying something, whatever it is, just saying something to each other. On the verge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17231,"Why do you let your dog crap on his lawn, day after day?",I don't let him. He just loves to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17232,Is that right? What are the trees saying today?,They're sayin' that nobody's gonna talk to you cuz they don't give away one of their own. But they did say there's somebody way across the Little Walking River who wants to talk to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17233,"No, that's what I want to talk to the mayor about. We did a little job for the city a while back and we ended up getting sued, screwed and tattooed by deskworms like you.","Look, you stay away from the mayor. Next fall, barring a disaster, he's going to be elected governor of this state and the last thing we need is for him to be associated with two-bit frauds and publicity hounds like you and your friends. You read me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17234,"Listen, you can't broadcast without a license. Unless this is an emergency, you gotta get off the band.","Pal, my whole life's an emergency.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17235,"This came for you, sweetie.",Ah! It's from State! Oh my God!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17236,"There are no objections to my staying here with her, are there?","Not at all. I'd like the nurse to be here, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17237,"Honey, you made it! I wasn't sure you got my message.",Of course I'm here. Today is the file clerk's big scene.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17238,"No, we just ate. I only remember how tough my father was. Now I know he had to be like that, to make us tough. This city'll kill you if you aren't strong enough.","No, the city doesn't discriminate. It gets everybody.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17239,Thank you. Poor baby. I think I should put him down now.,I'll put him down for you. You are way too short! And your belly-button sticks out! You're nothing but a burden to your poor mother!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17240,You like mysteries that much?,Yeah. You're a mystery. I like you very much.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17241,"No, he's close, and he's using our money to keep you alive. Nobody's worth that much on the open market. Except you, the loyal one. Didn't I tell you to warm the place up?","Man, it costs a fortune to heat this place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17242,"It's Dr. Furtwängler's baton, which I stole.","The one he kept in his right hand. Yes, you remember.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17243,But I didn't ask you to go rob a bank.,All right. I know you didn't ask me. You didn't ask me but I did it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17244,You gonna sit at home the rest of your life? Jesus!,"Well, it's better than windin' up like a bum.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17245,"Everything does. One of the laws of nature. People are always so afraid of change. But if you look at it like it's something you can count on happening, it's actually a comfort. Not many things you can count on for sure.",I guess. Except I'm one of the people it frightens.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17246,"Excuse me, missus, can you please help? There's been a terrible accident. Can I please use your telephone for an ambulance?",I'm frightfully sorry. There is a telephone in the Public House about a mile down the road. I suggest you use that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17247,Commandeer. We're going to commandeer a ship. Nautical term.,It's still against the law.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17248,You call being Bastaldi's lap dog better?,Better than spending my life crawling through windows in the middle of the night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17249,Was that the Old Man ?,Yes. I think he's feeling sick or something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17250,"It's wonderful. I mean, you know they just watch movies all day.","Yeah, and gradually you get old and die. You know it's important to make a little effort once in a while.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17251,It's freezing my hands.,"It's not that cold. Here, let me wrap it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17252,"Kayleigh? Do you ever think about ""us?"" I mean, wonder if it could ever have been different between the two of us?","Sure, Evan, why not? You were the first person I really ever cared about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17253,Should I use the last bullets on us?,You use 'em on the first couple of these parasites that try to bite you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17254,"These are your initials, 'K.C.'?",Kathy Costello. That's my maiden name.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17255,You're from out of town?,Yes. I'm cutting a record.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17256,"That's funny, we've got five thousand horses but no men.","That's all right, our men can ride your horses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17257,"No, I mean, if it's fine with you, I'll, you know, be your date.",You'll be my date at my little sister's birthday party?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17258,"I don't care where you're from, you just can't disappear into thin air.","George, listen to what you're saying. This thing's changed itself into a man. Disappearing may not be that big a deal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17259,"I hereby declare this the Charles Dalton Cave for Passionate Experimentation. In the future, anyone wishing entry must have permission from me.","Wait a minute, Charlie. This should belong to the club.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17260,"Damn, Sis, you don't keep no food up in here in dis' piece.",I order out mostly. So what do I owe this visit to?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17261,Wow. That's great. That's something to be proud of.,I am. And that's why you should feel like a pig. You men make me sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17262,"The thing is, I really like him. I finally meet a guy I really like and I'm a fuckin' werewolf.",We don't know you're a werewolf. It might never happen again. You have to get on with your life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17263,Sam is working at something for the first time in his life. Once in a while he even talks to me. I want to be around for that.,"So am I, Robin. I'm working at something, too. I'm even talking. Do you want to be around for it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17264,But you can't prove it! You can't prove anything until we find the bodies!,"You lied to us, Levi, you're going to the gas chamber unless you tell us where to find them!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17265,But he's all right?,"Oh, yes. He's just exhausted. He became dizzy, that's all. We should let him rest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17266,"Aww, man. You just need to chill out. Come on, there's this party tonight it's gonna be fun. Lot's of alcohol and honeys.","Alright, but I ain't drinking. And you're gonna have to look after me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17267,Is your dad here?,He went down to the lobby for a minute. He should be right back. Would you like come in?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17268,I have been practicing medicine for forty-six years and I know when an injustice has been done.,"Do you, indeed. I'll bet you do. Fine. Fine. We'll save the court the time. We will admit the Doctor as an 'expert witness,' fine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17269,I need you to pick up the cake tomorrow.,Don't we already have someone to do that for us?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17270,"I remember that night, you had like four daiquiris.",Try four and a half. At first I totally didn't like him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17271,We do the show live in front of an audience.,"Great, but nobody laughs at it 'cause your jokes aren't funny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17272,Were you going to tell me or just send me an invitation?,"I was going to tell you. But then we were getting along so well, I didn't want to mess it up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17273,I gotta ask you. Why do you think Laz is keepin' you chained like this?,"You know how, like they say, you save someone's life and you're responsible for them? Guess he just don't think it's safe for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17274,"You notice anything with Mikey lately? The kid seemed a little out of it tonight, eh?","Tonight? Jim, he's been out of it since he was born.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17275,What exactly is this place? Freezers?,Right. Freezers. Imported foods.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17276,"Oh, goodness! Did any of them sting you?","I guess they tried to, but they bent their stingers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17277,"I know that among you, you have at least a million dollars in various banks throughout the city. Get that money over here and I'll stop this run within five minutes.","That sounds very simple, Dickson, but why should we jeopardize our personal fortunes?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17278,I called you Tuesday at 3:30 and they said you weren't in. Do you remember where you were?,Tuesday. I had a late lunch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17279,"Judy, I just want you to look nice. And I know what kind of suit would look well on you.","Ah, no! I don't want to be dressed like someone dead!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17280,I almost got married once.,"Yeah, I know. To that girl who moved to Pittsburgh.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17281,Peter keeps asking me out.,"Maybe you should go out with him. If you keep avoiding him he'll get suspicious. Besides, what better way to not get busted than to date the cop who's investigating you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17282,"I don't want to be you. I don't even like you, why would I want to be you?",Because you got my ID. Now brace yourself. I'm gonna try something with your glands.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17283,"It's my condition. I never know if I've already eaten, so I always just eat small amounts.",You don't have to remember to be hungry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17284,The store was busy.,You got wine. That's great.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17285,"So, Dr. Venkman, please explain to the court why it is you and your co-defendants took it upon yourselves to dig a big hole in the middle of the street.",Seventy-seventh and First Avenue has so many holes already we didn't think anyone would notice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17286,"Yes, a despicable human being. He was in the Ministry of Culture. His job was to get rid of Jews in the arts.","Yup, that's him, that's the guy. You know what else the little creep did? He kept files, close on 250,000 files. And you know what's in those files?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17287,"You wanna raise the bet? Two on the five, five on the nine?","You know what, kid? I think maybe you're a hustler.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17288,"Hey, you're not eating your meatloaf.",If I eat it I'll throw up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17289,"Hello, Charles. Has everyone checked in?",Jim Miller and Suzy Donaldson never showed up. I'm a little concerned.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17290,"Mary Lazarus, I get the feeling that you like discipline. Hard work.",Of course. I'm a nun. Four Popes now. The Lord hates a loafer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17291,How many kilos can we fit in these planes?,"I don't know. A hundred, hundred and fifty. How many miles is it from Colombia to Miami?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17292,It smells funny. Like gasoline.,"Oh for chrissakes, everything smells like that in Mexico.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17293,I didn't know that Andrew was dead until Mr. Sattler called me at home that night.,We have a witness who saw you go into the house at four thirty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17294,The security's actually not that severe.,"It doesn't have to be. Everybody knows that if you mess with the Kremlin, you'll end up in a Siberian gulag eating your own fingernails.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17295,I'm a little in the puke zone.,"Here, drink this. Drink lots of water. Hold on to this. Take deep breaths. Nice and slow. Would you like a lolly?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17296,You're not going to get away with this.,Of course not. Who wants to? What's the point if we don't get caught? Where's the glamour in that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17297,"Someday you'll have a son just like you, Jeremiah. A boy who lies through his teeth, buys demonic records, and smokes the dope just like you.","If I'm anything like you, I'll deserve him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17298,That Cuthbert. What a piece of work. Someone's dead and all he cares about is his Superstition Exhibit.,"Cuthbert's counting on the exhibition's success. The museum is in debt. Contributions and public funding have dried up. Admissions no longer cover overhead. The last big infusion of cash we had was the King Tut exhibit. Cuthbert was hired to get us out of the red. If the Superstition Exhibit isn't lucrative, he'll have to start auctioning off some of these gems.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17299,Where did the parasites come from?,"They seem native to the planet. It's got an atmosphere and a dense gravity. It's dead now, but once it must have been fertile.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17300,You tell these people someone is out there killing virgins and we're going to have a goddamn fuckfest on our hands.,Better than a pile of dead teenagers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17301,I just might look in on New You 483 myself.,You? Why? You're already beautiful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17302,"I tell you what we need, my friends. Forget the symptoms and diseases. What we need is a vaccine for death itself.","Oh, now you have gone too far. There's only one God, Victor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17303,I never scared anyone before.,"It's not us, they were scared before we got there. What do we know?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17304,"It also seems like a problem with the men's attitude, sir. So maybe you should be sniffing around their shower room instead.","England went out with a stress fracture. That puts you in charge, lieutenant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17305,"Oh, it's bizarre alright. C'mon Bear. Let's get you out of here.",Away from your crazy Mom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17306,I must have been in more motel rooms this week than in the rest of my life. At least it feels that way.,I know what you mean. After a while they all look the same.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17307,I'd love the company. And I've hunted all my life.,"Well, why not? You seem so calm and experienced. Why not, indeed!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17308,"But, he's gonna jump off a building!","Yes, but not because he's out of a job. That's not news! This man's going to jump as a matter of principle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17309,My father must've been amazing.,He was in a league of his own.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17310,I'm busting outta this place.,That's nice. Send me a post card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17311,You guys having fun?,Yeah. All twenty minutes so far have been a blast.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17312,I'm freezing my ass off.,"You want to get out of here, run, it'll warm you up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17313,I thought you said you were innocent of those charges.,"Well I was lying and I'm proud to say that that sin's been washed away too! Neither God nor man's got nothing on me now! Come on in, boys, the water's fine!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17314,What difference does it make if I slept with her? You don't care about Grace.,You're right. I don't give a damn about her. But to fuck a man's wife behind his back? That just makes a fool out of him. I don't like being made a fool of.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17315,I haven't been invited.,Nobody gets invited to Clark Brandon's parties. They just go.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17316,"Have a problem, call Ford Fairlane. He won't solve your case, but who cares, you'll be dead in a couple days anyway. Let's face it. After today, the California Raisins aren't gonna hire you.","That's okay. I'm quitting the music detective business to become a cop killer. Pay's the same, but it'll be much more fun.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17317,"Why are you calling me, Zoe?","Why am I calling you? You're my father. I'm not supposed to call you? What's the matter with wanting to talk to you, Daddy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17318,But I must go here.,I know that. But the buses don't go there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17319,Johnny has a big apartment. We'll live there.,And we'll sell the house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17320,I'm not sure. It seems like he had sort of a mishap on the news.,I know. I taped it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17321,"You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.","You're right, my darling. It's so much more. It's playing with people!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17322,"Better not get too close, master. This guy could kill you.","I suppose you're right. Inga! Prepare a sedative, just in case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17323,"What is this ""Dead Potts Society""? I want names.","It's only me, Mr. Nolan. I swear. I made it up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17324,"That's your problems The more women think, the more trouble they get into.","Oh boy, that's another thing that's going to change. Who's going to think for us? Our husbands? You know, you treat Mom like a maid. It's not entirely your fault. Those were the attitudes in the fifties, and that's the way you raised me. But give Nancy a break, encourage her to go to art school.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17325,"No, no. That is where you are wrong. For us, it is cheap. In Medellin, we buy for six thousand dollars a kilo. In Miami, we sell it for sixty.",That's over fifty-thousand dollars profit per kilo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17326,"God, I wish I could say no. This is going to do terrible things to my attitude, you know.",Don't worry about it. Your attitude sucks anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17327,There's nothing here but a hundred dollar bill.,That's right. Will you see that Mr. Sheldrake gets it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17328,Evening. Welcome to Phoenix.,Good evening. I'd like a single for tonight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17329,Fine. I won't say anything. You can marry Count Dracula.,"Thank you, Jonah. But the point is, I am not asking permission.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17330,You're siding with Mr. Nolan?! What about carpe diem and sucking all the marrow out of life and all that?,"Sucking out the marrow doesn't mean getting the bone stuck in your throat, Charles. You still have responsibilities to yourself and those who care about you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17331,"You heard me, nad breath. My time's precious and I think that's a reasonable price to pay for your sorry life.","Look, I want to live, but I don't know where the fuck I'm gonna find two hundred bucks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17332,"Virginia, when you're in this car, you're not my wife, you're my deputy.","Well, this deputy would rather be home under the covers with the Sheriff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17333,Here's the Picasso. Is he in his room?,They all are. Football's on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17334,"Well, Stew, that's all thrashed out. By golly, I'm surely glad to see that you're not really sore. You know our racket. After all, news is news.","Sure, sure. That's all right. That was a great story, Bingy. A great story, wish I'd printed it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17335,"He's right, Gibson. Put down the gun and we'll work this out.",I'm gonna work this man's brains out the back of his head.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17336,"Margo, let's make peace.",The terms are too high. Unconditional surrender.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17337,"Oh, you know, not a lot. Just hanging around his apartment. I think he must be a lonely man.","You see, men can feel unfulfilled, too. I'm glad you're realizing that. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that switching bodies would be the answer to all your problems.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17338,You look like you just crawled out of bed.,"No one's gonna be looking at my hair. Come on, we're on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17339,I own a brownstone on this block.,"Who told you to buy a brownstone on my block, in my neighborhood, on my side of the street?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17340,So you're not gonna make the movie?,"No, of course I'm gonna make the movie! I've already presold Alabama and Oklahoma. Those repressed Okies really go for that twisted pervert stuff. So we'll just make it without that she-male. We'll fictionalize it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17341,"Look, I'm shot. It hurts.","Lieutenant Quiffer, we're all sorry you were hit, and we'll help you stick it together as soon as we get squared away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17342,You own this land.,"I paid the government for it, all right. That don't mean much out here. Malachi, I'm living like a wildcat in a cave in those hills. Hiding out, afraid to walk my own land.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17343,Cocktail hour is over. The young man would like to order a hamburger.,How do you want that cooked?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17344,That is correct. I was engaged to render an opinion.,Engaged to render an opinion. For a price. Is that correct? You're being paid to be here today?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17345,"Ricky, who knows how long we're gonna have to be here. We gotta make it last.",Fine. I'll put it on my room. Okay?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17346,You survived it. It can't hurt you now. It's no good to dig it up.,"Oh no, my friend. It's digging itself up. There is nothing in the here and now to take my mind off it. All my diversions have abandoned me. Parties. Reading. Painting. Work. Love. All gone to me now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17347,"You think this is funny, Carter? You send for someone from explosives? Four men just died in there!","Hey, man, you can use her. She's an expert!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17348,It's been five minutes and I'm packing to leave again. I can't believe this.,"That's right, your life is shit, and I'm to blame. It's that simple.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17349,I could have lost my fucking hands.,That would have kept you out of the Magic Circle. Which was presumably the idea. These are about Nix.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17350,"You've been coming out here every summer for the last three years, young lady, and you still haven't learned how.",I'll take some lessons this time. I promise.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17351,The medicine's still bothering me. It feels like I have cotton wrapped around my brain.,We'll see about adjusting the dosage if that doesn't clear up. How are other things going?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17352,The F.B.I. has nothing remotely similar to this guy. I think he's a first-timer.,"Check with the state. If he's never killed outside of Washington, the F.B.I. wouldn't have it. Nolan?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17353,"Oh, Peter! I was so scared.",I wasn't gone more than a minute. Just went out to find you something to eat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17354,"Del's dead, by the way. I sent him to the Great Beyond.","Actually, I scalped him, and then you killed him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17355,May I ask where the Captain is going in his little boat?,"We were going upriver when we got caught in a storm, ma'am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17356,You were attacked in the forest?,Yes. We lost five.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17357,"Well, I've been busy.","Yeah, least you could do is return my phone calls, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17358,I'm fine. Have you seen Peter?,He's gone. He told me what happened. He just left for the airport.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17359,"Hey, what did you want me to do, die?","Well, shit, you're the cop, they don't teach you to disarm people, shoot them in the leg or something? You weren't supposed to kill her for Christ's sake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17360,"Knock it off, Damone. I need real help.",What do you mean? Men have died trying to obtain this information. I will give it to you for free.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17361,Wow. That's a place I've always wanted to go. Is it true the mountains are so tall you can't see the tops?,"Not 'til you get about three hundred yards from the summit. That's been my experience, anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17362,"Okay, does anybody here know what's going on?","Yeah, I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fuckin' vampires outside trying to get inside and suck our fuckin' blood! That's it, plain and simple. And I don't wanna hear any bullshit about ""I don't believe in vampires"" because I don't fuckin' believe in vampires either. But I do believe in my own two fuckin' eyes, and with my two eyes I saw fuckin' vampires! Now, does everybody agree we're dealin' with vampires.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17363,"Which one's that? The dull, red one.","That's Mars. The closest planet to us, now. That's why it's more than just a point in the sky.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17364,I'll never forget you got me started there.,I just recommended you. You still had to prove yourself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17365,Vegas has been my town for 30 years. I crawled out from under the first rock. Do you really think you can intimidate me here?,"You're right, you're a smart guy. Most counterfeiters only get ten cents on the dollar. But this is an even swap. Pure genius.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17366,"Of course, he's been very involved in his music, hasn't he? I think his theory is, you know, you have to go into a cocoon before you can become a butterfly.",Which is horseshit. Have you heard him play that thing? He can't.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17367,Are you sure we should be driving like this? In broad daylight and everything?,"No, we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last goddamn crime!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17368,Let me guess. Clarinet?,Violin. I never had the lungs for wind instruments.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17369,Get going where? I can write that yarn without stepping out of the office.,"Yeah, and get us into a million dollar libel suit. It wouldn't be the first time. Now, you get over there and get a statement out of the old lady, the sister, or the kid. Any of them. But get it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17370,There's a bathroom upstairs.,The water tastes better in the kitchen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17371,Like learning Arabic? You're gonna learn Arabic you might as well learn were we can get something to eat around here.,I didn't learn Arabic because we were getting shipped here. You don't learn it in a couple of weeks. I studied it in high school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17372,You have eighteen of my men. I want them back.,"I do have eighteen criminals under sentence of death, but I hold no prisoners-of-war.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17373,I thought you didn't have a boyfriend.,I lied. I do have a boyfriend and he'll be here any second and your ass better be gone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17374,You keep asking me why I'm here.,"Yeah, and you keep not answerin', too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17375,I thought I should check out the damage first. My gear is busted up pretty bad.,Lieutenant Toejam's going to help you in a minute. Can you check your ECM?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17376,You tell your friends your father used to work the docks. Callused hands. But you had an attitude when you were growing up that wasn't easy for your mother and me to understand.,"I was in a hurry to do big things, make big mistakes. Any mistakes were okay as long as it was big. But I'm trying to see these things clearly and honestly. That's the play they're going to kill starting tonight. There's a guy out there getting ready to rip it apart. And that's us. Who we were and where we come from.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17377,You know. Because sometimes the foreplay is just so good. And then when it actually comes time for sex. It's like the worst letdown.,"Yep, yep. But he has to know what he's doing and where he's going. Because they can like touch you for hours and they won't ever know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17378,"I wouldn't feel too disappointed at the slimness of your audience tonight, Mr. Igor. The weather was against you, and the people are tired and getting over their celebration and preparing to go to work tomorrow.","Quite so. Quite so. And you, my little friend, my little Marie Antoinette. It is kind of you to be present.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17379,This whole week has gone sour. It isn't turning out like it was supposed to. I want to go home.,Who's being selfish now? I'm the one getting married. I thought this week was supposed to be about me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17380,"That's what respectable folks do. Get a job, get married, start having babies. That's what you want, isn't it?","Sure it is. I just don't see any reason to rush into things. Damn, look at this shirt. I'll be right back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17381,"Well, then, we must give the wrong kind of shows.",The wrong kind! There isn't any wrong or right kind. Opera is opera!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17382,Oh! We ought to try and carry Dorothy.,"I don't think I could, but we could try.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17383,"Sure, big guy. Whatever you say. It's your party. I'm sorry I'm in the way and dragging you down. Maybe you'd have a better time on your own. You take the car. I'll catch the train back.","No, see, I want both of us to get crazy. We should both be cutting loose. I mean, this is our last chance. This is our week! It should be something we share.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17384,You don't sound like you're from here.,I'm not. I just drove in from Kansas.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17385,Why is he in the basement?,He moved down there after Meryl packed up and left.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17386,"Dewey, personal lives and pasts aside, this is about Sidney. We need to know where she is.","What so you can just exploit her again with another book? Sid doesn't need you, Gale.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17387,"Like Winton Marsalis says, it was pure, spiritual essence. Louis was playing. God was smiling.",You heard Armstrong play live. I've never been this jealous. You get to talk to him?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17388,You're projecting your own desires and reading more into what happened than what actually did.,"Very good. Spoken like a true psychologist. When confronted with the prospect of your own reality, hide behind quotations. What is that, Masters and Johnson?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17389,"Ooh, that's a good one! You could charge Halfdan fifteen for that one.","Yes, it is good. But I told him ten.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17390,We've got to get him out of here.,"He's got to have a car, right? We just take him back to his car and tell him to get the fuck out of town before we kill him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17391,"I haven't had a chance to think. First I was just trying to get the fuck outta there. And after we got away, I've just been dealin' with him.","Well, you better start thinking about it. Cause I, sure as fuck, am thinking about it. In fact, that's all I'm thinking about. I came this close to just driving off. Whoever set us up, knows about this place. There could've been cops sitting here waiting for me. For all we know, there's cops, driving fast, on their way here now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17392,You think Maxie doesn't want us to roll hard? Why do you think he gave us all this bread? Or the number on the pager? We gotta represent him by showing some class. The man's got an operation. How does it reflect on him if we nickel and dime it?,It's on West Broadway. We can walk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17393,What? You've been over here seven months and you ain't tapped anything?,"Just not my type, I guess.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17394,"No, wait. You can't just walk off. You saved my life.",I just happened to be there. The right place at the right time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17395,We went to the parking lot.,Where you shot her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17396,He is a very close friend. Do you have some explanation of what happened in my apartment?,"Yes, but I have to tell you in private at a fine restaurant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17397,I sent them home. Go and call them.,I tried already. The phones do not work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17398,"Just to keep me company, Sam. I hate smoking alone. How about you? I thought all you IRA types smoked.","Only the stupid ones. Cigarettes kill more patriots than bullets. Besides, I'm not IRA no more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17399,"It was Hermann Goering. I was told he just made the maestro his Privy Councillor, no questions asked. Although Dr. Furtwängler stood up to him. And to Dr. Goebbels.","He also conducted for Hitler, didn't he?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17400,"Rajeev, the man who usually works on the building.","Oh, he went home to India, but as far as I know he'll be back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17401,"This is my house, not a theater! In my house you're a guest, not a director!",Then stop being a star. Start treating your guests as your supporting cast!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17402,"How did he get away with it for so long, anyhow?",He almost always killed strangers. Spent years moving on from one place to another. That made it real hard to track him down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17403,Why bother with Orsini-Rosenberg? He's obviously no friend of yours.,"Oh, I could kill him! I mean really kill him. I actually threw the entire opera on the fire, he made me so angry!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17404,No. But I liked Jesus' style.,"Me, too. Parts of the Bible are great.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17405,"Good morning, Comrade Commissar. Here is my report on the materials available for trading in the next four months.",Does this include the products of the Far Eastern provinces?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17406,"My name is Lt. Wydell, I'd like to ask you a few questions.","Questions? Well, heck, I'll tell you anything you want to know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17407,"About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.","Actually, it's been about three hours. You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy. What you expect but fancy damn prices?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17408,I had it under control. Now they feel sorry for me.,"Well, they should. Because they're about to watch you hang yourself again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17409,"Lainey, there's no evidence that Simone isn't real.","Listen to what you're saying, mom. Is there any evidence she is?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17410,Is that just beer?,"Primarily. Although I gather you two staged a little raid on the Crabtree pharmacopoeia. You missed a few bottles, by the way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17411,"You had breakfast yet, Margie?","Oh, yah. Norm made some eggs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17412,My heart died a long time ago.,It is not dead. It is hiding.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17413,"Yeah, well, that pizza could feed a family of four in Turkey or India or wherever the fuck he comes from.","Oh yeah? Oh, how'd you ship it over there, man? Federal Express? Hm? By the time it got there it'd be way cold and coagulated. Total waste. Cheese be stuck to the cardboard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17414,She has the power to kill.,"Perhaps she will not kill me, for I know her name.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17415,"I checked with the school board, she's not an accredited teacher.",That's okay. Lloyd's really the one teaching the class.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17416,"I want you to forget the company you work for for thirty seconds, and tell me if you really think that Sammy is faking his condition.",I believe that Sammy should be physically capable of making new memories.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17417,"Oh, I thought I saw you.","You know, I did come home, come to think of it, on Thursday. I had a severe headache and I was driving in the neighborhood so I just darted in and out of the house. Where were you, Laura? I didn't see you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17418,I'd love for him to get a good education. That's it.,"Pop, there's no way an Ivy League Team is going all the way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17419,"We can't go down there. We're not prepared. That deep? That takes years of training, Beth. We're just scientists. Lab scientists. We wear ties and lab coats to work, not oxygen tanks.","Well, you must have realized the chances an encounter like this would happen here. In the ocean. 70 percent of the earth's surface is water, Norman. That's first grade geography.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17420,I am the Borg.,That is a contradiction. The Borg act as a collective consciousness. There are no individuals.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17421,"Oh, but it does. We will no longer bow like slaves before anyone. Not the Romulans and not your mighty Federation. We're a race bred for war. For conquest.","Think about what you're doing, Shinzon. Are you ready to plunge the entire quadrant into war to satisfy your own personal demons?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17422,Didn't have a choice. My car overheated up the road.,"You're lucky you didn't break down in the desert. Day like today, you'd be dead in no time. When you leaving?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17423,I hear they're closing that post down.,"September '97, that's all she wrote.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17424,"Z, we've known each other a long time, right?",Of course. You were born two seconds after me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17425,Trust me. They won't recognize me.,We'll trust you when we're rich. Why not?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17426,"Dick, these boys want you to run. They're serious. They can deliver the South and they can put Texas in your column. That would've done it in '60.",Only if Kennedy dumps Johnson.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17427,I had a fight up at Sportsman's.,"Well, you look it. You win?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17428,He was in a 4G Negative dive and you were on his six?,"Yes, ma'am, at first. Then I was directly above him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17429,Can you move the ice afterwards? I don't know nobody who can move ice.,"Not a problem, got guys waitin' for it. But what happened to Marsellus Spivey? Didn't he always move your ice?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17430,"Mam, it's my truck. I know my own capacity.",You can't imagine how many men have told me that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17431,"Still, you can't just write her off.","Yeah? And what else am I supposed to do? There's no baby anymore, and if she wants to throw away her life, that's her business.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17432,"Mary's a little chubby, huh?","I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half. Not bad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17433,"Oh, Clarence. Hasn't got his wings yet, has he? We've passed him up right along","Because, you know, sir, he's got the I.Q. of a rabbit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17434,"Son, would you do me a favor and see if you could turn off that tap in the bathroom? My hand is too weak. And would you do me another favor? I don't like asking this but would you clean the tub for me? I have trouble bending over.","Anytime you need someone to do something for you, just let me know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17435,"Oh, thanks very much. And there had better be something there for us.","It's a fucking stately home, of course there'll be something there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17436,I'm sorry. I haven't even got any cigarettes left!,I'll make some for you! You will come today?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17437,I think it's good to be a little unsure about who you are. It's very human.,But you always seem so certain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17438,But Maranzano's got the men and the brains.,Which is why he doesn't need us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17439,"It's okay. Mr. Bixler, I finished all the books for summer reading.",Really? Already? The summer's just begun.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17440,I've got five thousand men but no horses.,"That's funny, we've got five thousand horses but no men.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17441,But what if he escapes? Why don't you just shoot him? What are you waiting for?,I have a better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily-escapable situation involving an overly-elaborate and exotic death.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17442,The Corleone family wants to buy me out. I buy you out. You don't buy me out.,Your casino loses money. Maybe we can do better.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17443,"They fear change. The new Caesar must be honest enough to know when the emperorship is no longer feasible. You could be the one, the Emperor, the man who oversees the rebirth of the Republic.","I'll do anything in my power to help you restore the Republic, but I can't be that power.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17444,Your parents'd kill you.,"Oh, c'mon. I love 'em, but you know they only had me 'cause Peter needed a kidney.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17445,That's not true. I never met anybody named Oswald. Anybody who told you that has to be crazy.,But you are aware he served in your Civil Air Patrol unit when he was a teenager?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17446,"You mean Kayo Nolan, the old timer? He doesn't know much.","He don't, huh? Well, he knows thirty-nine pages worth of our operation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17447,Really? That thing in the cafe today was pretty severe.,"The extreme always makes an impression, but you're right, it was severe. Did you say a Cherry or Coke Slurpee?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17448,But he killed these guys.,But he could have killed everybody there. The firebreaks kept it from spreading in the wall. The backdraft blew out the flame. That's it. That's the reason.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17449,But you can't just fire him. Webb's his brother-in-law. He's County Commissioner.,So what? Everybody out here with cowboy boots is a fuckin' county commissioner or related to a county commissioner. I'm fuckin' sick of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17450,"Right. Cool. So, how about we take a bath together?","Hah hah you're funny. A bath. Like a brother and sister. Oh man, I'm so wasted.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17451,"You work too hard, you know that?","Once a story gets hold of you, it's hard to let go. Besides, I'm making up for lost time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17452,"If your mom so much as smells those tickets, they're history, and we get screwed outta seeing KISS for the third year in a row. The third year!",Don't worry about it. They're perfectly safe. We can pick them up after school. My mom won't be home. It's no problem.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17453,"Silencio! I just drank my weight in Sunny D. and I have to go, pronto.","Well, you know where the lavatory is. You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just because you've marked it with your urine!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17454,I wish to be your wife.,Then come with me to Ingolstadt. Marry me now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17455,"Hell, man, that don't matter. We're loaded. We were big wheels in the black market in Seoul.",Plus running the opium concession for the whole Eighth Army.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17456,You said they wanted to get into some particular safety deposit box?,The one in Brentwood.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17457,I don't want to be alone.,You can be single and not alone. Marriage bites!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17458,"Look, you don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with you, right?",But you fuck with me. You fuck with me all the time. You make crummy tea. You rip us off on the hash.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17459,We have to tell her she's in danger!,"I did. And right now, I don't think she cares.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17460,Margo. Bill is all of eight years younger than you.,Those years stretch as the years go on. I've seen it happen too often.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17461,I have so got brains.,"Well, why don't you use them? When you come home, don't go by Miss Gulch's place. Then Toto won't get in her garden, and you won't get in no trouble. See?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17462,"Most authentic Mexican food in Springwood, which isn't saying much. Your parents still live around here?",My mother's dead. Died in her sleep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17463,I take it you don't believe the prosecutor's charge that I'm a monster created by Dr. Zira.,Certainly not. You're a mutant.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17464,How far is Baker? I was hoping to stop there for lunch.,Not my jurisdiction. The city limits are two point two miles beyond the rest area. Can you make it that far?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17465,I'd just like to have a little less sensationalism.,Less sensational papers go broke. I thought I taught you long ago the business of newspapers is business.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17466,"You know, Adele penguins pick one mate. They spend their whole life looking for that one other penguin and when they find it, they know. That's the penguin they stay with for the rest of their lives.",But I'm not a penguin.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17467,"Do you know Honduras, Johnny?",Only that it's supposed to be a pretty poor sight since the hurricane came through last year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17468,"Yeah. I'll come down and make a full confession later. Right now, tell me what else you found?",A Wallet. A hotel room card. Some cash.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17469,Well we're not friends.,You got that right. And we ain't brothers. Maybe we should just end this right here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17470,"Oh, you know, if it's alright, I'd like to stay with Dr. Harding and finish with the trike. Is that okay?",Sure. I've got a gas powered jeep. I can drop her at the visitor's center before I make the boat with the others.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17471,You worked at one time as Foreign Service Trainee in the State Department.,I was there two years and was promoted on merit nine times.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17472,We've got a lot of people looking for us. We'd just like to go home.,You want me to help you get out of the country?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17473,"You wouldn't have time anyway. We come to a roadblock, they'll run the car, find out in five seconds who it belongs to.","If they get set up in time, which I doubt. And even if they do they'll be looking for a buncha little Latin fellas, not a big black guy driving a Ford.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17474,I think that either you're going to give them to him or he's going to make you give them to him.,Make me? How? You think he's going to torture me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17475,This is ridiculous. Why is there no elevator?,"When the DEA gets into the narcotics business, then we'll stay at the Four Seasons.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17476,You love Emily. I know that. And you need to stay with her.,I don't think I really have a choice in that. Emily left me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17477,"You hear that, Beavis! We're gonna get alcohol, tobacco and guns!","Yeah, maybe some chicks too. Heh heh.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17478,"Come on, we've been double dating since the fourth grade.",Yeah even then look what happened. Michael Mortenson kissed you and Billy Sullivan threw a worm at me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17479,Who is that? The announcer. Do I know him?,That's Vaughan. He talked to you at the hospital.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17480,That's a lot of cash. He came up with it pretty quick.,Probably some investment banker or convertible-bonds-broker-dickhead. Did you see how fast he ran out of here? It's done. He's not coming back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17481,No one would come out here unless they had business. And no one would have business with me except for you. You're buying the town.,"Apparently I've overlooked this one piece of it, and I'd like to remedy that. You see, in order for the town to be preserved, the trust must own it in its entirety.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17482,I have to feed the chickens before they wake everybody up.,You stay inside. I will see to them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17483,"Jesus Christ, Louise, we can't leave a crime scene like that. Put a unit out there.","We only have eight officers on duty, Chief.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17484,"When Ramesses destroyed Syria, it was an accident. You are a catastrophe! Why do I put up with you?","You put up with me because I can read and write ancient Egyptian, decipher hieroglyphs and hieratic, and I'm the only person within a thousand miles who knows how to properly code and catalogue this library.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17485,"Wow, man. The corner. I mean, nothing's changed.","Well, shit, man, you've only been gone for a year, man. Is that your limo?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17486,Got a family back there?,"Yeah. Parents, brother, sister. Babylon, Long Island.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17487,'Cause she didn't drift. He weighted her down.,But why? He didn't weight the others.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17488,"Franz, trust me. I promise I won't let you down.","All right. But remember, if you damage the Fuhrer's reputation, I kill you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17489,"I'm starting to think that even if I did get a girlfriend, it really wouldn't change anything.",I know. It's not like it makes all your problems go away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17490,"Yes, sir. We're in luck. The sick bay's almost empty except for a mauled fox cub, a deer with pneumonia, and a depressed gorilla. The Apes will be hidden from the public. They'll be quarantined. If they want medical attention, it's available on the spot. And the experts can start giving them the once-over first thing in the morning. General Brody's very pleased.","Me, too. Can't have a lot of monkeys making messes in the Guardhouse. Have we fed them? Like raw steak or something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17491,"Oh. I almost forgot. There is one last thing: Before Q retired, he asked that I give you one other protective device.",A wedding band? What am I supposed to be able to do with this?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17492,Suspect Zero is a crackpot theory. You said so.,That's what Koessler wants us to believe. To discredit Low.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17493,"I'm afraid not. Earlier this week, Dr. Evil escaped from Zedel Edel Prison in Baaden Baaden and now he's planning a trap for you tonight at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swinger's Club in Picadilly Circus, here in swinging London.",Just where you'd never think to look for him. We'll be there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17494,"Mr. Appleton, you are making light of a legally constituted committee of the United States Congress. Believe you me, you do not want to incur our wrath.","I'm sorry, sir, I have no intention of making light of this committee. And I have no intention of incurring your wrath, Mr. Chairman. I have a few friends who have already incurred your wrath. They've sent me letters from jail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17495,But the quota system's been abolished! You made it. Why can't I?,"What do you mean, made it? I'm an animal psychologist, that's all. We don't have any authority.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17496,"Enough for drinks, popcorn and candy!",And video games after!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17497,He didn't know about the neural toxin. I did.,You knew the entire time? Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17498,"I don't buy it. Me and Joe go back a long time. I can tell ya straight up, Joe definitely didn't have anything to do with this bullshit.","Oh, you and Joe go back a long time. I known Joe since I was a kid. But me saying Joe definitely couldn't have done it is ridiculous. I can say I definitely didn't do it, cause I know what I did or didn't do. But I can't definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know. For all I know, you're the rat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17499,"Honey that song came out in 1968, when I was exactly your age.",Unbelievable! Trent told me he wrote it. He's history.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17500,I hope you know what you mean to me. Not just because of what you're doing. Because of who you are.,"I do know, Gary. I feel the same way. I thought I was coming here for a job. But it's meant a lot more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17501,He's made a great success of our Little Theater. There's seldom an empty seat. Not to mention its therapeutic value.,"Playing dress-up with cretins? That sounds like a symptom of madness, not its cure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17502,You shouldn't talk about the boy's father in front of him. This is family business and we have to pull together.,"Whether the boy hears it or not, the man is still a jackass. Everyone should have some mother wit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17503,Have you been out in those streets? Do you know what those kids are up against? You should help them!,We are nuns. We seek solutions through prayer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17504,We're going to steal a ship? That ship?,Commandeer. We're going to commandeer a ship. Nautical term.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17505,I was praying this curse would have ended with me.,But it didn't. And now I need info to make things right again and you're the only one who can give it to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17506,"My daddy is dead so watch your mouth. You can say what you want about me, but don't be dragging my daddy into it. This watch means the world to me. Solid gold. Keeps perfect time.",Looks like a fake to me. Loan denied!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17507,Are you guys gonna fill this place with kids? You sure got room for them.,We're in no hurry. I think we'll take some time to enjoy each other and enjoy our freedom before we surrender ourselves to kids.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17508,I don't like those studs they've sent. I want you to have pearls. Nice big pearls.,"Now, I'm not going to wear earrings, I can tell you that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17509,That bullet was for a .38 caliber. Do you own a .38?,"Yes, I do. A .38 Target Master. In my gun safe downstairs. A .45 Gold Cup. A .22 target pistol. So what?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17510,"If this little show is for my benefit, I'll take you home right now.","You had your chance, James. Now I'm looking for a bigger thrill.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17511,I guess the bright glare out here made it hard to see the numbers on the weights.,I'll take the shades off. Just get this fuckin' thing off me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17512,Did you threaten this man or use profanity in any way?,He insulted me first. He called me a moron.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17513,I need them for a bachelor party at the Park View Hotel.,You are being in luck. Customers in same hotel. I let you have them at cut-rate price for 45 minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17514,We gonna trap ourselves a snowman?,Absolutely. Just as soon as you take ten hours training in the simulator.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17515,We must try to get horses.,Yes. It will double our range. I know at least a dozen ways to get horses. All cheap.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17516,I just need to run up and get my bathing suit.,Okay. I'll meet you at the dock in ten minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17517,That dog's a menace to the community. I'm taking him to the sheriff and make sure he's destroyed.,"Destroyed? Toto? Oh, you can't! You mustn't! Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! You won't let her, will you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17518,"You saved my life, Dulli. You'll never fucking know. All you guys. Everyone just got a raise. Instead of ten percent, you get fifteen.","Jesus, George, fifteen percent. That's an extra two-hundred large.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17519,"I'm straight, Joel. They haven't got shit on me. Look, I'm tellin' you, he'll take the deal somewhere else.",He could go someplace else with his sixty kilos of heroin and see how easy it is to pull together a half million cash. He wouldn't find there was any hurry to do this kind of business.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17520,You took bets on my diagnosis?,It's no big deal. We all compare.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17521,Are you going to quit? My last bodyguard quit.,"Let me guess, you wouldn't stop talking?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17522,"It depends on the condition of the ship. If I could get to one of the suit compartments, I could check the exterior air locks for a possible entry.",Can't we access the mainframe to check the ship's condition?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17523,"So, how does it feel to be kissed by two women?",They say it's fantastic. At least that's what I read in a men's magazine. So who are the two lucky ones?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17524,That food has spoiled. That is why it was not shipped to the army.,Exactly why it should be given away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17525,"But, here's the thing. He'll only talk to you. He doesn't want you to ask him anything. And you shouldn't stare at him.",How am I going to conduct an interview if I can't ask him any questions?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17526,I've got a room at the institute I use when I stay late.,Okay. Why don't you go out there. We'll check in with you later.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17527,"No. Go back to the woods. This is a sacrifice I need to make. In my world we have something called penance. It's another abstraction, but I had the concept drummed into my head during my years in the convent. It doesn't exist for you, and it shouldn't. See, I could never be free again anyway, so I might as well be in jail.","Then I'll live for both of us, Lila. I'll be the most free, truest animal in the whole forest. For both of us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17528,He's so ugly. Guys with beards and beer guts aren't quite my type.,"Seeing as how you're about as thick as a used string of unwaxed dental floss, don't know how you can criticize.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17529,The animals made her sneeze and cry too much.,"I'm glad somebody finally cried. Every time I come in here and see all this unnecessary death, I want to cry. I don't cry, of course. Not manly, you know. Did she try antihistamines?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17530,You ever try to run in high heels? You probably did.,"Is that an innuendo, Miss Teschmacher? Because if it is, you are about to experience the heady thrill of being hurled from a moving vehicle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17531,"Well, Don, I peeked in here, even though I know it's against floor policy. and I discovered that there's a little tiny door in here. Isn't it cute? It's almost like a little dolly's door. I wonder what it's for.","That's right, Wendy, it is against floor policy, but as long as you're here, let me tell you what I know about our cute little door friend. Many years ago, this very office was occupied by a kindly old watchmaker named Mr. White.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17532,Bill? Stop panicking. Kross isn't going anywhere and I don't need to spend the rest of the day watching his stock go down. I'll be in the office tomorrow.,Promise me you'll read those contracts by then.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17533,Shit. I feel sick.,Don't worry. In a few seconds you won't feel a thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17534,That would mean liquidating sizable amounts of cash.,I plan on liquidating almost evetything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17535,I'd appreciate it if you didn't go around telling people lies about me.,Right. I'm sorry. You've got a reputation to think about.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17536,This doesn't even have Burt Reynolds in it.,"Hey, neither did ET; but that was a great movie, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17537,It isn't always this rough?,"Oh, no. We have dull stretches every week or so, thank God, when there's nothing to do after midnight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17538,That dude was torn limb from limb. No way a woman like that could have done it. You never seen blood on a chick's sheets from her period?,"Hell no, I'm not into that shit. The sight of blood makes me sick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17539,"She just wanted to pick up some stuff. No big thing. A relief, actually.","God, I hate that time. That pick up stuff time. I just went through that before I came here. You know that song ""Patsy Cline Times Two"" I play? That's about me and my ex dividing up our record collections.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17540,You're sure the fossils you looked at showed the same signs of deterioration you saw in the fireman's body in the morgue?,"The bone was porous, as if the virus of the causative microbe were digesting it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17541,Did you check out DMV for any vehicles registration?,Being faxed over now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17542,Last time anybody saw this woman she was alive. You seem to certain she's dead.,"I saw her drowning inside the car, detective.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17543,We have a situation on our hands that requires your particular expertise.,"Look, I may work for the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, but accidents and spills are not my field.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17544,This is Drexl's coke?,"Drexl's dead. This is Clarence's coke and Clarence can do whatever he wants with it. And what Clarence wants to do is sell it. Then me and Bama are gonna leave on a jet plane and spend the rest of our lives spendin'. So, you got my letter, have you lined up any buyers?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17545,Objection! Mr. Roston's sexual preferences are not at issue in this trial.,"Your Honor, I'm trying to establish the sense of betrayal Miss Lawson felt when she discovered the man she lived with was a different person than she thought he was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17546,"I can play as soldiers do, but have no great skill.","We will practice in the mornings, my boy, and I'll put you up to a thing or two worth knowing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17547,Noriega is a criminal.,"Noriega was head of a sovereign nation who made the mistake of doing business with the U.S. Government. So, no, I don't have a problem waking up every day and fighting our government, fighting people like you, trying to keep this system a little bit honest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17548,"Swear to God, on the Bible, you won't try to escape and you'll get us across the border.",I swear to God I won't try to escape and I'll do my best to get you into Mexico.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17549,We could steal one of the choppers.,I looked. Suspicious bastards got them all locked up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17550,Could we hear to China?,"On that old shortwave? Maybe on a clear night. Come on now, under the covers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17551,Don't tell me we gotta go back out there?,"If we want to kill the creature, yes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17552,"Have you been to let's see, Santiago, Chile?",Absolutely! I was there twice last year. Which building is yours?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17553,You're famous. Somebody called me. What are you doing in a place like this?,Why shouldn't I be in a place like this? I'm a whore!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17554,"Oh, I had me some high old times. Your old man, Luke, wasn't much for stickin' around, but damn it he made me laugh.","Yeah, would of been nice to of known him, the way you talk about him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17555,Just one. Why is this floor so short?,"Low overhead, m'boy. We pass the savings on to you. But seriously, that's all covered in orientation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17556,"Charlie, I'm from the old country, and these American ways get me sometimes confused. You tellin' us you refuse the title of Boss of All the Bosses?","I don't care what anybody calls me, Joe. Long as it ain't too dirty. And if you fellas get together every year and say, ""Charlie, we still want you to run things for us"", I ain't gonna insult ya by sayin' no.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17557,"That old man of his still livin' over there on Clark Street, I believe.",He won't have anything to do with him. Now you say it's all right for him to stay out here in the back?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17558,"And as I said, sir, we can't very well exert physical persuasion upon the sacred vessel Malkovich.","Right, Lester. I heard you the first time. I'm not a dummy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17559,"Army life is too dang easy, my feet have gone soft. Back home, we go out squirrel huntin', I walk forever and a day and then some, don't even raise a blister.","You know what a B.A.R. weighs? Nineteen and a half pounds, not counting ammo. And you think these things are comfortable? They may look good but they weigh twelve pounds each, that's thirty-six pounds, right there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17560,There's no way in hell they're having sex or even holding hands.,I wouldn't be so sure about that. He did it with you. He's a man now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17561,"Otho, why didn't you just come in the door?",It's bad luck. And I believe hugely in luck.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17562,You're talking about my lady.,She's your lady only cause she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17563,"Oh no. You can't take him from his home, Nathan.","Don't you see? He's my Tabula Rasa, my Eliza Dolittle. He's my ticket to the top of the Behaviorist food chain. He's going to make me famous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17564,Take your sunglasses off.,I see better with them on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17565,He's an enemy soldier.,I'm not going to let you kill him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17566,Did you decide on a runway yet?,"Runway niner. It's the longest, and directly into the wind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17567,"It's just to the corner, mam. In broad daytime. Nothing can happen. I'll be there to protect you.",All right. All right. I'm taking a break at four o'clock. If you're here then we'll go to the corner and have some coffee and pie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17568,"After your mother died, that's when you stopped going to shul. Doing your homework. Everything.",And that's when the Mets started to stink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17569,Somebody's been smoking in here for months.,Havanas. You're not the smoker. So who is?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17570,"Whatever you do, don't call the U.S. Embassy. They won't do a god damn thing.","Well, we don't exactly have a Costa Rican phone book here, so it will have to be somebody we know in the states. Someone we can absolutely count on to send help.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17571,"Julie, wow. I was afraid you left. I was afraid I'd never see you again.","I'm not going anywhere, Ted. You're the one with the champagne wishes and caviar dreams.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17572,How did you find out about the toxin?,Sid 6.7 told me after he killed the two guards. He suggested I kill you rather than him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17573,So the casket fell over! Big deal!,Her fucking body fell out!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17574,Your mom is the tooth fairy? That is so cool!,"Yeah, she must do all the flying around when I'm asleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17575,He was a frightened soul who acted out of fear and ignorance.,They'll hang him all the same.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17576,"You almost married recently, didn't you?",Last year. It was broken off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17577,Why? Was it supposed to be funny?,"Of course. I had to make it interesting for myself, you see. A comedy about death. The trick is not to ruin it for anyone who isn't in on the joke. But the Monster never receives any of my gibes. He is noble. Noble and misunderstood.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17578,"I can't wait till Pony gets here, you know? Have a conversation with a human being?","Well, if you love him so much, why didn't you go see him play?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17579,"Well, go ahead, tell Jake. He's gonna kill me anyway. It's a matter of time.","I'm not gonna tell him nothing, but if he finds out, he will kill you. What's the matter with you? Aren't you happy? You got everything you want.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17580,I can't see him at all. He's been destroyed.,"No, look! Three degrees from the central azimuth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17581,"I know you changed it to a bookstore. And the color of my hair. But the moment was exactly the same. The same, you know, dynamic. And almost verbatim, wasn't it?","Yeah, it was. For a writer, nothing's sacred. No, nothing at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17582,"Actually, I was wondering if I might ask you about Ray Duquette.",He used to come around here. He had a thing going with one of the girls over at the Glades.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17583,"No, thank you. I don't think I should stay very long.",Sure. Just take off your coat a minute.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17584,You were going to kill me? Drink my blood?,"Yes, but you needn't worry about that now. Things change.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17585,"I'm not a doorman, Miss Barrett. I'm a building superintendent.","You're also a human being, Frank.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17586,It doesn't matter what he's going through. That's the whole purpose of this zoo. What matters is he freaked out for some reason at twenty-five thousand feet and that can't ever happen again.,"But you don't understand. There's this girl he's gotten pregnant and she's putting him through hell, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17587,"Oh, I'm sorry. Does my line of work make you uncomfortable, precious?",No. Just that you need to hurt me with it. I've been where you've been.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17588,"You don't want to be a public nuisance, do you?","Sure. How much does the job pay? Sure, if there's a chance for advancement.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17589,"I'll be with you always, my friends. Who knows, maybe if I'm lucky, I'll rejoin you with wings and a beak.","Wings and a halo, my darling. Wings and a halo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17590,Was that Lincoln James I seen run off?,He's fine. Just had a bad fall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17591,"I'm sorry to be late, Natalie.",We haven't even begun tea yet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17592,"Ilene, why would I want to do that? I trust Rick.","Of course you do. I trusted my ex, Mel, too. Cousin, I can only talk from experience. What do you think they do at these parties, have tea and play scrabble?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17593,The survivors of Flight 180 died in the exact order they were originally meant to die in the plane crash. That was Death's original design.,"Exact order? Then I'm next! I was meant to die with my friends, so I'm next!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17594,We live in a theater?,"Only one in town. Get in, son.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17595,"Billy's right. Whenever he touches me, I just can't relax.",You have a few intimacy issues as a result of your mother's untimely death. It's no big deal. You'll thaw out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17596,Are you sure you don't want some food to go along with it? It might help to absorb some of that liquid. You don't want to slosh around too much when you stand up.,That's okay. I've already had lunch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17597,How often do you go through this little ritual?,Every day. The manufacturer recommends it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17598,The Stealth Eagle is about to fly.,Ditto for the Swooping Swallow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17599,You liked this woman. You used her several times.,She had beautiful hands.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17600,Where? Sanctuary? Can you take me there?,"Logan, I don't know where Sanctuary is. But if I take you to them, they'll kill you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17601,"Listen, Casanova may be a supervillain, but he's got a weakness, and I'm it. Maybe, just maybe, I can trick him into showing me the location of the whatchamathing.",He's a psycho! He'll kill you!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17602,"My brother and nephew perished two days ago, when their hay cart turned over.",Then we'll just have a peek at the wounds. Dig 'em up!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17603,You think Francis is going to beat me to the punch here?,"Since he sleeps with every girl you ever show an interest in, why don't you just keep your Libbets thing a secret from him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17604,I am only sorry that I was unable to prevent the villain from carrying off all her ladyship's money and pearls.,"Mr. O'Higgins, we are in your debt, and rest assured, sir, you have friends in this house whenever you are in Dublin. Mister O'Higgins, I wonder if I know your good father?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17605,"Well, I'm not ready to be a mom.","Damn skippy, you're not! You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17606,"I see. You're good, because I didn't hear anything.","Yeah. I put a rag on the strings, to lessen noise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17607,I'm not used to having a partner.,"We are not partners. Between your daddy, my daddy, and the beating I just took, as far as I can tell, all partners get you is dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17608,"It always amazes me, Lil, how you can whip up a hot, hearty meal out of thin air.",I can thank you for that. It was a hard-earned talent.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17609,"Well, whatever his name is, he's not here anymore. He left two days ago, and I haven't heard from him since.","And what was he doing here in the first place? That's what I want to know. What's a man like you messing around with a black boy like Thomas for? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17610,They turned you down?,They went for someone with more theme park experience. I woulda killed for that job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17611,I've already introduced Mr. Black to you all.,But who is he? What are his credentials? What is his relationship to you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17612,"Mr. Mitchell Stephens, Esquire, would you be likely to sue me if I was to beat you right now? Beat you so bad that you pissed blood and couldn't walk for a month? Because that's what I'm about to do.","No, Mr. Ansel. I wouldn't sue you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17613,Why can't they just shake hands and be friends?,"They can't because neither knows if the other is a deranged senseless killer like the Knoxes. So, you may as well make the first move.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17614,These guys look like they'd sell their mothers.,Sometimes they do. They're river pirates. Opium runners.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17615,I'm just afraid I'll hurt Peter. I think I love him.,Remember what Madame Sconce said. If you love him he'll be fine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17616,You must see yourself as some kind of Clyde Barrow.,"Oh, you mean of Bonnie and Clyde? Hm. You ever see pictures of him, the way he wore his hat? You could tell he had that don't-give-a-shit air about him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17617,"You know, it's all here in my head. It's just ready to be set down. But when I'm dizzy like this my eyes won't focus. I can't write.","Then, let us try together. I'd regard it as such an honour. Tell me, what is this work?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17618,"Father, I have the main part. The performance is tomorrow night. Father, please.","I don't care if the world is coming to an end tomorrow night, you are through with that play! Is that clear?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17619,"Come on, man. I'll make a sailor out of you yet.","Yeah, or get me drowned.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17620,"I am serious. If we could get you, the time machine, and the power converter in the vicinity of an atomic blast, we could send you back to the future.",You're talking crazy! An atomic blast would melt me and the time machine in a matter of seconds!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17621,The old man cheats on his wife with her own clone?,Lady Tessier is frigid. Can't stand his touch. So she had herself cloned. The marriage stays intact and the clones take care of her wifely duties. 3Jane's his favourite.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17622,"Puff, what happened to you is as much my fault as Nathan's. Maybe more so, because I knew it was wrong and I went along with it anyway. I'm taking responsibility for the murder. I want you to go back to your old life.",I won't let you do that. I shot the bastard. And I'm glad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17623,"""Making pictures."" I like that. You really love what you do, don't you?","I'm kind of obsessed by it, actually.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17624,"Stop it! They found the truck, Kev! They're already behind us!",We should give up. All we're doing is making it worse.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17625,I was awful. I'm so ashamed! I can't sing.,"Oh, listen, so the audience was a tad restless.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17626,"Things change. Hey, good to meet you. We'll be working hand in glove in Gotham's glorious future.","Once you were their freak, now these clowns do your bidding. Must feel pretty good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17627,"Should have blown already. Delayed fuse, that's Vietnam stuff.","Maybe that's all the Iraqis could afford, okay? Maybe they got it on discount. Maybe the fuse is messed up. Or maybe it's going to go off in two seconds, and we won't have to worry about getting Jaeger down off there, all we'll have to worry about is finding the pieces.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17628,"Don Corleone, I wish you let me know you was coming. We could have prepared something for you.",I didn't want you to know I was coming. You heard what happened in my home?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17629,A small Rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor.,"I have felt him, my Master.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17630,It's so nice to see a family hanging out together.,We're not hanging out. I'm being escorted back to work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17631,You want me to put a man on it?,That would be an excellent start. Tell him to keep a low profile.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17632,"I will have to face the consequences, but so will you. Don't forget, they will ask how you got them.","That's very simple to answer. They were given to me by my mother. They were given to her by her mother. In fact, they're mine. You cannot steal what belongs to you!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17633,Take good care of my son.,We'll do our best. You're welcome to say goodbye.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17634,"For God's sake, leave him alone, Dad.","Yeah, don't make me cite you for harassment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17635,"Daddy, can I have thirty five dollars?",That's a lot of money for a little girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17636,"What's the matter, hon? Is anything wrong?","No, darlin'. Just that damnable insomnia in reverse. I sleep like a baby for an hour then I'm wide awake. You go back to sleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17637,And I thought we were getting on so well.,"We were, we are, but this is perfect for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17638,I believe it. You've ruined a nine hundred dollar suit my dad gave me.,"Yeah, went real nice with that twelve gauge, too. Tell me, why in the world would someone like you ever become a federal marshall?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17639,I'm afraid of being lonely.,"Oh, you won't be so lonely. You'll make friends right away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17640,"That's right, Your Excellency. I've come on behalf of my husband. I'm bringing some samples of his work so he can be considered for the royal appointment.",How charming. But why did he not come himself?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17641,Funny how he's the architect and you're just a loud mouth cop.,"He builds models for architects. His dad, on the other hand, was the real deal. Designed and built the coolest houses I've ever seen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17642,There's something wrong here. Kristen is not the type of girl to just up and leave.,"I said I hope she's a runaway. Better that than she just disappears like so many others do. Sometimes they turn up years later, sometimes not. A lot of crimes go unreported, unknown. These are realities.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17643,I don't want to offend the customs of your country.,"Believe me, Josie, you would not offend the customs of this country. For instance, I don't eat fish eyes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17644,"What kind of good memories, Max? Your mother and father fighting all the time.","Yeah, and always over the most ridiculous things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17645,Is Jenny gonna be okay?,She was wearing a helmet. It could have been worse.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17646,"Kit, I left that money for you days ago.",Yeah. I just got it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17647,"Welcome to the Hotel Earle. May I help you, sir?",I'm checking in. Barton Fink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17648,I can't even look at you without wanting to vomit.,You better get used to it. That bitch Lazarro is getting kicked upstairs. Guess what white-bread family man is going to replace her?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17649,I'm looking for a favor. I need a map of Iraq.,"A map? All I got is maps. I'm gonna have Delayed Map Syndrome when I finally get out of here. What kind of map you need? Topographical, geographical, thermal?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17650,"We're ready with the shot, Mr. Demille.","You'll pardon me, Norma? Why don't you just sit and watch? O.K. Here we go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17651,Why are Mickey and Mallory being moved to an asylum? And who made the decision?,"The prison board made the decision. A board of which I belong. We're the who. The why is simple. Mickey and Mallory are mentally ill and need to be under a doctor's care, where hopefully they'll receive the help they need.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17652,How'd you like to have the biggest boobs in the world? Right now. I can do it if I get out.,They'd look silly on me. I'm fourteen years old!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17653,You didn't get my message? It got called off. The kid chickened out at the last minute.,He's dead. I was just there. Somebody slit his throat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17654,"Paul, don't you think it's time for you to start writing again? It's been over a week.","I don't know, it's weird, but a couple of broken bones hasn't done a lot for my creative juices. Get the fuck out of here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17655,"What are we doing here, Diego? This guy's a clown. He's talking about clothes.",I demand to know everything. I do not trust six-hundred thousand dollars of coca to someone I don't know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17656,What's this little green wire coming out one side of the package?,I wouldn't touch that if I were you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17657,Is she running a temperature? What is it?,"Just a teensie one, ninety-nine, six. She'll be all right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17658,"I'm very grateful to you, Mrs. Kendal. This is just the thing to help him forget his ordeal. John will be very excited.","Well, it is a miracle he ever got back. And, I'm sure, Mr. Treves, under your expert care, he'll have many happy years ahead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17659,Horticulture? Wow. I didn't know there was a college here.,I commute to San Luis Obispo twice a week.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17660,Is this part of the act or are they really hurt?,I don't know. You can never be sure with Vaughan. This is his show.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17661,Lori says he can't remember jack shit!,"That's now. In an hour, he could have total recall.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17662,"Dr. Jones, you know very well that the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century.",Of course. The Thuggees were an obscenity that worshipped Kali with human sacrifices. The British Army wiped them out about the time of the Mutiny of 1857.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17663,"She must be a tough cookie, cause it's a pretty advanced case. I'd say she's been walking around with it for a few weeks now.",How does someone get meningitis?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17664,"I'm Ellen Creed and I live at 642 Alden Lane, Dearborn, Michigan. At least, I used to.","And now you live on Route 9 in Ludlow, and your dad's gonna be the new doctor up to the college, I hear. And I think you're going to be just as happy as a clam here, Ellen Creed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17665,The picture looks blurry.,The picture's fine. That's the way she looks in real life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17666,Call me during the week if you get the chance.,"I'll try, but this week we go into survival training, so I can't make any promises. Well, thanks again for dinner. Thank your mom again for me, will you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17667,You could have warned him before you shut him off.,"Oh, so sorry! Didn't mean to offend your droid. You think braking and shutting down in that amount of time is easy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17668,"Sorry I'm late, Sid. That back nine at Riverdale is really murder.","Sure, sure, it's a tough course. Well thanks for coming, kid. I thought the board room would be a swell place to chat undisturbed. It seems we're having some security problems here at the Hud.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17669,"Right, Max, forget it. Aren't you gonna be late for meeting Annie?",I'm gonna meet her in front of the Beekman. I think I have a few minutes left. Right?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17670,"Oh, God! Let's get her out of here tonight, right now! Let's take her with us!","The hearing's tomorrow. If she gets out legally, they can't come after her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17671,"We'll need a lot of help, George. You could hide an army up here.",I'm going to the White House right now. I'll try and get you everything you need.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17672,But you're always at the library.,I went as a detective. I found out that Mrs. Redi reads the same books as Dr. Judd.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17673,Did you know he's already got a bad knee? In another 10 years you're going to be pushing him around in a wheelchair.,"You know what I think? I think you only want me now, because I'm with somebody else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17674,Your own brother? You couldn't send someone else to do it?,"I did. Joey ""Two Tons"" and Nicky ""The Rake"" did the deed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17675,You were a tiger last night.,And you were a lamb. As soft as milk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17676,"Marcia, you know I started ""Misery"" on a lark. Do I look like a guy who writes romance novels? Do I sound like Danielle Steel? It was a one-time shot and we got lucky. I never meant it to become my life. And if I hadn't gotten rid of her now, I'd have ended up writing her forever. For the first time in fifteen years, I think I'm really onto something here.","I'm glad to hear that, Paul, I really am. But you have to know that when your fans find out that you killed off their favorite heroine, they're not going to say, ""Ooh, good, Paul Sheldon can finally write what we've always wanted, an esoteric, semi-autobiographical character study.""",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17677,"I could take after Dad, too.",You do. You're handsome and charming.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17678,There is a kind of shark called a Great White Shark that every expert in the world agrees is a maneater.,"You're situation here suggests that a Great White has staked out a claim in the waters around Amity Island, and that he will continue to feed here as long as there is food in the water.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17679,Where did you get this clown?,"I met him at the tables, same as you. And frankly, I'm grateful we have a little muscle right about now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17680,Did you ever work with her?,"Oh sure, me'n Pam Malavesi used to help her do alterations for old Mrs. Lippman. Lots of people worked for her, she had the business from all these retail stores. But she was like, totally old. It was more'n she could handle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17681,You think too much?,"Yeah. Because at one time, I didn't think enough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17682,I really don't mean to be discourteous. But how is it a person could come to believe that a crocodile is in New England?,"They have saltwater glands, they can swim across oceans. It's only a matter of time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17683,Your car's leaking either transmission or brake fluid. I want you to have it checked ASAP at a gas station.,"You got it, Dad. I'll call you if I have a problem.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17684,"My name is Jeffrey Beaumont. I live near you. I believe you know my father, Tom Beaumont. Of Beaumont's Hardware Store?",Sure I do. I understand he's in the hospital. How is he?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17685,"You look so well, Clair. A wraith.","You think so!? I've been working out a lot since the baby. And I've been working. And that takes it's toll, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17686,Loose machines are right back over there.,What are they doin' way back there? Bring 'em up here where they belong. You can't even see 'em over there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17687,Am I supposed to believe that this guy got shot in the chest six times at point blank range and just got up and walked out?,You can believe what you want. You saw the tape.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17688,"Somebody called me, Dewey. I'm not making it up.",I know. We're checking every cellular account in the county. Any calls made to you or Casey Becker are being cross-referenced. It's gonna take time but we'll find him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17689,"But for you, what comes first: music or love?","Music, of course. To get a sweetheart, one has to look around, but to get a radio, all you have to do is buy one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17690,I promised Chloe we'd come here.,"Oh, give me a break. Look at her. She don't even know where the hell she is. She'd have more fun at Bordner's.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17691,Did you make me a tape?,I already made you two tapes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17692,Do you really know everybody in the industry?,Only on a first name basis.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17693,"Sidney, do you have any idea how he could've gotten your number?",He could've monitored the calls on a scanner. Did you call her from the set?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17694,We are almost out of water.,We are almost out of everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17695,You play the cello! It's my favorite instrument.,Really? Do you have a favorite piece?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17696,We gotta talk in private. I got a friend in Coney Island who's gonna open his restaurant just for us.,But that's an hour's drive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17697,You always did have style.,It's one of a kind.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17698,"We were a rebound, and we lasted six years.","Yeah, but how long was the relationship she was rebounding from?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17699,I am the mighty ape!,"And I am the Falcon, Winged Lord of the Sky!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17700,"Is this true, Stewart? Did you really say it?","Yes, I said it. Sure, I said it. I didn't say it for publication, however.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17701,I think we should go wake them up. Just in case.,"Give them a little while longer. It's still early, anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17702,"It's not fair, you hardly talked to me tonight.","I'm sorry but it's been a crazy evening. I'm going to make that place into something big. God, I love you!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17703,"I think there must have been a little mix up. I told your sponsor or teacher or whatever he is, there couldn't be any pictures. It's supposed to be just a little story or article or something. Isn't that right?","Well, yeah, it's for the school newspaper. But it has pictures. I mean it's a regular paper, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17704,"Oh, hey, change of plans. Steph's off today, so she and I are going on a hike.",We were supposed to play golf.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17705,We don't think this place is safe.,"This place just ain't secure anymore. We're leaving, and you should go with us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17706,"You're not like the other boys we've had here. Granted, I can't understand what you're saying either, but your soft palette resonates tremendously well and you never ever constrict your epiglottis.",I am a trained performer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17707,"Johnny, this is Zander.","Yeah, we know each other from the game. No hard feeling, eh, chum?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17708,You want to come splash around.,"I'm just warning you, I can't swim.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17709,"I don't understand this Luddite attitude, especially from a scientist. How could we stand in the light of discovery and not act?","There's nothing that great about discovery. What's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery I call the rape of the natural world!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17710,"If you had a stupid phone or I could use your truck, mom would give me some money.",You'll have money when you work for it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17711,"I'll drive you, darlin'. You've got no business behind the wheel of an automobile. You don't think about what you're doing and you'll run into a telephone pole.","I think about what I'm doing all the time, and I've got as much business behind the wheel of an automobile as anybody. Besides, I want you to stay and help Rose with the dishes, the poor girl isn't feeling well.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17712,"Amy, there's nothing there. There's no one at all in the garden.","But Irena is in the garden. She's right there, under the tree.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17713,So you don't believe his condition is the result of anything supernatural?,Of course not. They put him through severe mental stress. Causing this aneurysm.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17714,"Mr. Chekov, I ordered Spock's quarters sealed!","Yes, sir, I sealed the room myself. Nevertheless, I am reading a life form there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17715,I don't want you to go near her. She's bad news.,"But be reasonable. If I don't do something to stop her, she'll try again. And maybe hurt you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17716,No one else is even here yet.,"First in, first out. That's me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17717,I'm not bait. No way. I post today.,"You posted twenty minutes ago. Captain Leo wants you out of here ASAP, unless you turn state's.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17718,"I don't understand. Why did you want to come here? I mean, I can't imagine Ann painted a very flattering portrait of me.","Well, I don't really listen to her when it comes to men. I mean, look at John, for crissake. Oh, you went to school with him didn't you? You're probably friends or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17719,Well two minutes ago you told me I wasn't good enough for your daughter. Now you say you're sorry I got that impression.,I didn't mean it. I don't think you'd be right for each other. But I would never say you weren't as good a person as she is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17720,"Doctor Trammel, when did you first diagnose that Mr. Marsh had heart disease?",About a year and half ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17721,It's a good bet they'll be asking a lot of questions when they get here too.,Let 'em ask. This ship's legally ours now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17722,Yeah. So how do I get to Venice?,All the sewers are collapsed under Venice. You have to go topside. Right up there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17723,"Mike, this is fantastic. I mean, you're responsible for building all this. What a job you've done! Maybe I'll quit school and come down here and work with you. Brody Brothers Construction. We've always wanted to do that together. Boat building.","It's not that easy. Worked construction every summer to get through school. Three years apprentice in the park's engineering department, and two years to build all this. Finish school first, Sean. Then make up your mind. If you still want to work with me, we'll have plenty of time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17724,The kid is eleven years old and already he sounds like a Jesuit. A French Jesuit.,"I think he's going to come for me. Not just because I know who he is, but because I hurt him. Only I don't think he'll try again as Lowe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17725,Are you sure you weren't followed?,"I kept looking back, like you taught me. I didn't see anyone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17726,"If all we wanted was the map out of you, we could have taken it while you were standing on that mine pissing on yourself.","Probably would've, too, if Epps wasn't around to stop you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17727,"Make you a deal. My brother took over the marshal's office in Tombstone. Got it in his head he's gonna make the place safe for widows and orphans. You and your boys stay out of his way, I'll make sure he stays out of yours.","Fair enough. You know, I got to admit, you got a lot of bark on you. Comin' up here like this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17728,"We sat in B massive traffic jam under an off-ramp. I don't think we moved more than fifty yards. I'm thinking of taking up a new job with the Road Research Laboratory. They need a medical officer. The salary is larger, something I've got to think about now. There's a certain moral virtue in being materialistic, I'm beginning to feel. Well, it's a new approach for me, in any case.",The Road Research Laboratory? Where they simulate car crashes?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17729,"Now that's the way to talk, Son! I know you worked hard for that crop. But we'll make out.","Make out? We'll do better than that! I never thought I'd be glad for bad luck, but I am. I never thought I'd be glad of a hail storm at harvest time, but I am! Oh, bless ye the works of the Lord in the hail and the storm and the rain!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17730,"It is too early to implement all the clauses of the Seventeen Point Agreement. We will establish a Preparatory Committee for the Autonomous Region of Tibet. The pace of reform must meet with the desires of the Tibetan people. Changes must be made slowly, as you, yourself, judge necessary.","I am happy to hear you say this, Chairman Mao. I have created a reform committee to investigate grievances and we have abolished Inherited Tax, and forgiven all money owed the government by people who are unable to pay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17731,"Mr. Howard is so heinous. He's always giving me a hard time. I get a C-plus on the test and he tells me, 'You have no sense of history.' I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie.",You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17732,"Try to understand, Vickie. Jake's got a lotta aggravation. He's been a top contender too long.","That's right, take his part. You're his brother. He's never gonna be champ. Too many people are against him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17733,And you know what that area is? It's Iraq. Iraq! We're doing a little thing with them right now. Desert Storm. Maybe you've read about it.,"What we're doing is kicking ass. For God's sake, they got Iraqis surrendering to news crews. The war is over. We've just got to keep shooting people 'cause the army spent all this money, and we've got to put on a show for the taxpayers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17734,Do you realize how paranoid you are?,Paranoid? I'm looking at you. You got your arms around another guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17735,"You said ""aloha"" twice.",Aloha means hello and goodbye.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17736,"Dad, I want to see Rod Lane.","Only family allowed, Nancy. You know the drill.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17737,"If you grew up to be anywhere near as good a man as your father was, I would be happy! I would be thrilled.","It's my life. If I want to fuck it up, that's my business.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17738,"This is something recent with me, this bursting into tears at the least thing.","Oh, I cry all the time, any little thing. My brothers, my brother-in-laws, they're always telling me what a goodhearted guy I am. Well, you don't get goodhearted by accident. You get kicked around long enough, you get to be a real professor of pain. I know exactly how you feel. And I also want you to know I'm having a very good time with you now and really enjoying myself. So you see, you're not such a dog as you think you are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17739,Can I help pump the gas?,Sure! I'll even let you drive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17740,No wonder Adrian's rich. You use that stuff?,"Sure. It works. I mean, look at this face, Daniel. I'm thirty-eight years old!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17741,"Yeah, and it took some doing to get out of there. Just be glad I did and you can start life from here instead of down there.",But maybe we're the ones who should be down there. Doing something. Making it better.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17742,Maybe I was kissing someone and he bit me.,"No, you did it yourself. Maybe in your sleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17743,I took a cab.,You took a cab to see three kung fu movies?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17744,"Hello, there. What can I get you?",Campari and soda would do nicely.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17745,I'm so hungry I could faint. I've gotten your suit all wet.,"That's all right, it's a drip-dry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17746,You don't have to tell them anything. We're getting you a lawyer.,I know all about that. But I don't know how much to tell them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17747,"An experiment? Hey, I've seen you before.",I sprayed your apartment. I took your key. I really didn't mean to do anything but see you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17748,You were gone a long time.,"Yeah. Puff and I got into a big, philosophical discussion. He's really quite well read, considering he's only been literate for a month now. He's going to make us famous, Lila.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17749,"You know, certain words and phrases just keep floating through my mind, things like incarceration, cavity search, life imprisonment, death by electrocution, that sort of thing. So, come out alive? I don't know. Let us think about that.","Louise, I'll do anything. I know what's makin' you run. I know what happened to you in Texas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17750,I thought Thalaron radiation was theoretical.,"Which is why our initial scans didn't pick it up. But he's got it, Captain.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17751,"Where can we go, Mitch? There's no place to go.",I want to try for San Francisco. There are buildings there. Steel and concrete!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17752,"I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting The Fear.","Nonsense. We came here to find the American Dream, and now that we're right in the vortex you want to quit. You must realize that we've found the Main Nerve.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17753,"Oh, listen, so the audience was a tad restless.","Whatta you mean, a tad restless? Oh my God, I mean, they hated me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17754,Doesn't the isolation bother you?,"Yeah, but I like the sun. I grew up on a reservation. The sun, the desert, they like a religion to us. Jake's the same way. He loves the desert. I guess we're alike that way. That's about the only way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17755,"Could it be the crew? If they were in suspended animation, wouldn't that effect the scan?","If they were in stasis, I'd get a location. But these readings, they're all over the ship. It doesn't make any sense.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17756,"I don't know, Clarence, ""Doctor Zhivago"" is a pretty big movie.","The biggest. The biggest movie you've ever dealt with, Lee. We're talkin' a lot of film. A man'd have ta be an idiot not to be a little cautious about a movie like that. And Lee, you're no idiot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17757,They haven't done the standard scratch test. Where they make small injections into the skin?,No. I asked. They said it's not covered under my plan. And it's not necessary anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17758,"Can we eat him, Uncle Birdie?",If you got an appetite for bones and bitterness.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17759,"You already do. But my actor won't get old, fat, lazy or drunk. Won't throw tantrums, demand a body double, script changes or a bigger trailer. The Disney Corporation has been using artificial actors for years.","That's the point, Hank. No matter how good they are, they're still Mickey Mouse. Everyone's tried. Everyone's failed. It can't be done.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17760,And I hear you and Harry are planning on re-opening the Bijou.,We're gonna try. Place needs a lot of work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17761,He's just finding another reason for bumpin' us off. Don't ya see. He needs us ta die. He needs our bodies.,It's alright. I'm a friend. I need help and so do you. What's a safe place to talk?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17762,"You could have looked in my car. Oh, but you didn't know my car, did you?","Yes, I knew which one it was. It's out there, now. But I didn't think you'd want to be brought home that way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17763,I'm the man they're protecting. I'm the President. I'll kneel before you if it will save lives.,It will. Starting with your own.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17764,"Maybe you can help me. Actually, who I'm looking for is a friend of ours from Detroit. Clarence Worley? I heard he was in town. Might be travelling with a pretty girl named Alabama. Have you seen him? Are they stayin' here?","Naw, they ain't stayin' here. But, I know who you're talkin' about. They're stayin' at the Hollywood Holiday Inn.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17765,"You know, the funny thing is: it's not a great movie. I mean it could've been, but they screwed it up, gave it a happy ending. And all my friends, I know they're going to smile and say they loved it.","If they say they love it, they'll probably love it. Not everybody lies, you know?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17766,Quellek. What are you doing in there?,I avoided capture using the Mak'tar stealth haze. Where is everyone?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17767,My name is Lenore Oberfeld.,Don't expect me to tell you who I am.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17768,"But, if the farm is not mine, who stole it away?","No one yet, far as I can tell. It has gone intestate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17769,You understand the psychology of the job.,I do. Some guys can't adjust to it. They can't handle it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17770,This is not just some money-making scheme! I didn't just make up the date. I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year's Eve.,"Well, for your sake, I hope you're right. But I think my other guest may disagree with you. Elaine, you had another date in mind?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17771,Why is she so desperate to kiss us? I'm betting her lips are poison.,"A poison kiss? You have some real issues with women, you know that? You just couldn't stand that she was about to kiss me. Couldn't stand that something might be mine and not yours. Could you?!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17772,I didn't tell you everything.,"The time we were in a tree for fourteen days, you certainly tried to tell me everything about Mrs. Wheeler.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17773,"Hold your horses, man. It's here somewhere. I saw it when I was a kid.","We should go soon. If Dad catches us smoking down here, we're dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17774,My client is prepared to settle for fifty percent of the marital assets.,"Why only fifty percent, Ruth? Why not ask for a hundred percent?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17775,"You mean you haven't asked him yet? For Christ sake, Thelma, is he your husband or your father? It's just two days. For God's sake, Thelma. Don't be a child. Just tell him you're goin' with me, for cryin' out loud. Tell him I'm havin' a nervous breakdown.","He already thinks you're out of your mind, Louise. That don't carry much weight with Darryl. Are you at work?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17776,"Gregory, you'd better take Jacqueline with you tonight.",It's what I should have done yesterday. I'll take her away somewhere where she can rest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17777,Sure would like to see the house that Ruth built one more time.,"Well, Ruth shoulda built it a little better. Damn thing's falling to pieces. Gonna hurt somebody.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17778,"If they get over the border, they're gonna let us go.","Dad, I watch those reality shows. They never let anybody go. Any cop will tell you, in a situation like this, you get a chance, you go for it. This is our chance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17779,"George, can I see you for a second?","Why, of course you can. Come on in the office here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17780,"Burt, can you hear me now?","Just barely, Pham. What are you all doing up on your roof? What the hell's going on? Come back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17781,"Good morning, Julius. How's our patient today?","No change. The minute you open the door, he goes into his act.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17782,"Look at them, Philby, all alike, everyone in an identical bowler hat. Do you want your students to turn out like them?",I want my students to emerge with theoretical and practical knowledge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17783,If it wasn't raining we could take him outside and blow him up.,He wouldn't blow up. He'd just get all mangled or twisted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17784,"You know, that cheese is practically all chemicals.",That's what makes it so good. You wanta hear what I saw today?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17785,Most people would show some sign of fear with a gun in their face.,Most people are afraid of death.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17786,It looks pretty green for this climate.,"Ground's dry about an inch down. Somebody just laid this down. Very recently, I'd say.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17787,I found out who Lucy Delaney is. Remember the Delaneys from Hillcrest Road?,Yeah. But I thought she died.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17788,"Speaking of which, are you still going ahead with that deal on the Montecristos?","It's all set. My guy in Miami said he'd have them within the next few weeks. Are you sure you don't want to go in with me? Five thousand dollars outlay, a guaranteed ten-thousand-dollar return. A consortium of Court Street lawyers and judges. They're just drooling to get their lips around some genuine Cuban cigars.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17789,"As I recall, you've robbed it before.","Years ago, if memory serves. When does the exhibit end?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17790,Shut up. Here's to a great week.,"Yes. Absolutely. Despite your crass behavior, I'm really glad we're finally getting this time together.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17791,"Don't worry with what. You just start looking for a new place. I'm going to Pittsburgh in the morning. The guys from Pittsburgh, they owe me fifteen grand from our little partnership and it's only the beginning.",But you've got to see your parole officer in the afternoon and I promised we'd take Judy to F.A.O. Schwarz.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17792,Aren't you hot in that?,"I'm stifling, but it's so pretty. The Kirbys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17793,"Titus, you're so stoned, you'd end up in Spain.","That's why you'll come with Titus, mon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17794,Do you realize I have light eyes?,"But, Madame Colet, that's a matter of eye shadow. I can straighten that out in two seconds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17795,"Dear heart, you have to help me. I'm raising our kids practically by myself, while you're running all over the world. You don't know how many times the girls ask me when is daddy coming home?",What do you want me to do? Our people need me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17796,Some of his solo stuff's not bad.,"No, it's not bad, but it's not great either, is it? And in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17797,Who is this man?,"He's just been fingerprinted, and I'll run these blood tests right away. We'll find out soon enough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17798,We'd appreciate it if the Maharajah would let us stay tonight. We'll be on our way in the morning.,"I am only his humble servant, but the Maharajah usually listens to my advice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17799,This trip better be worth it. What's the guy-girl ratio again?,Get ready to smile. Five guys per girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17800,"My parents left me that house, I was born there.",You're not going to lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages these days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17801,"Remember, everyone! Only two weeks until your science projects are due.",I still owe you an essay from last week. Is there any way I could get an extension?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17802,You're just going to lock the store like that?,"I want to talk to you about something, and I don't want to be disturbed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17803,Why worry about me? You're the one who says only look out for yourself.,"Okay, get in hot water. But don't come hollerin' to me when you get burned.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17804,"I would very much like to meet you, Baron. Come around.",Austrians aren't allowed in your hotel. Couldn't we meet at the Mozart cafe?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17805,Have the car painted.,Santini will do that for 25 dollars!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17806,"Well, thank God we are rid of her at last. And the best thing of all is that she's happy. The little nut is happy, she found Mr. Right in the nick of time!","Well, yes, she's happy. Of course Dave doesn't have her life force, not at all. There isn't much furniture in his house, just a table and one or two chairs, whereas Rose has furniture coming out of the windows.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17807,I've loved you for a very long time. I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said that.,"I've got a wife, Mary. Kids. You know that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17808,"Nick, I gotta tell you, I got pinched twice for no reason. You really gotta be careful. I'm running a licensed place. Everything's legit.",Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna do anything. What am I gonna do? I'm especially not gonna involve you in anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17809,"So, you were bored? Is that how this blessed miracle came to be?","Nah, it was a premeditated act. The sex, I mean, not getting pregnant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17810,"This, pops, is every phone book in America.",You think an important person like Constance is going to be listed?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17811,Do you have any lesions on your face at this time?,"One. Here, in front of my ear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17812,Why don't we bed down out here tonight?,"Yeah, it stinks in that ol' barn.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17813,"How true. But I still feel I deserve more than you do of this treasure. I mean, I found it.",But my mom gave me the map.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17814,What the fuck am I afraid of?!,You're afraid of me. You're afraid that I won't love you back. And guess what? I'm afraid too. But at least I have the balls to it give it a shot. At least I'm honest with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17815,Why don't you stay and watch the fun? You'll enjoy it immensely.,I would. But I've got a weak stomach.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17816,Have you tried the recall again?,"Yes, sir. We're still sending it. But it's a funny thing. We don't seem to be able to make any contact with the aircraft at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17817,"Shit, stop with the money! I never asked for a nickel. I was just doing this. And you have to fuck it up with a price tag.",I didn't mean to. It's just the way I am.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17818,"I just came out to support my good friend, Simone.","There's a rumor that you're more than just ""good friends.""",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17819,"So where are we going, Princess?","To the demon king's castle, of course.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17820,I never thought of it like that. I never know what to do on dates. Do guys still pay?,"They better. Of course, trouble is, you never know what they'll expect for it. You gotta know what to order, and what you're willing to do. Like if a guy spends a fortune on you, he's gonna feel like you owe him something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17821,"Look, fuck the thesis. I think there's a book here. Your photographs and my research, together.",A book on the warehouse murders?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17822,"What's the gimmick, Yorgi? That's the part I don't get. You gonna hold the world hostage with your gas bombs? I didn't think you were dumb enough to go with that hack cliche.","You think I'm after money? I told you, my friend. Anarchy. Time for a change. Money is good, but for true freedom you have to get rid of the rules themselves.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17823,Ouch! Eat? You can do a solo if you don't step on it. I'm going to bow out on you.,What's the rush? There's no first act. They'll all be there and we don't have to appear at any particular time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17824,"This huge police presence tonight isn't necessary, Lieutenant. You'll just scare people off. I can handle the security behind scenes with this system. It's state of the art.","The cops are non-negotiable, Ippolito. Why don't you just tell me how this space station works.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17825,"I can't help you, sorry. I'm not here to teach remedial reporting.",And it has nothing to do with the fact I left your room instead of staying there?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17826,You know he's fucking us.,"You and I are, probably for the first time ever, in total agreement. He wouldn't just stop.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17827,"Commodore, I must protest. Pirate or not, this man saved my life.",One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17828,"Strange, Major. There was a firefight. Shooting in all directions.",I can't believe Jim Hopper walked into an ambush.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17829,It's the only place I'm happy.,Me too. What's wrong with us?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17830,"I don't understand. There are just as many notes, Majesty, as are required. Neither more nor less.","My dear fellow, there are in fact only so many notes the ear can hear in the course of an evening. I think I'm right in saying that, aren't I, Court Composer?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17831,"Heather, this is Sara Risher over at New Line. How are you?","Oh, hi. I'm fine, Sara. My God, a voice from the past!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17832,What the hell are you keeping a dead dog around for?,He's only just dead. What was I supposed to do with him? I can't take him away anywhere. And nobody wants to take him for me. Do you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17833,"That was a pretty backhanded compliment. If I let people get away with things like that, I wouldn't be a good salesman.",You're right. I apologize. But I still want to talk to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17834,"You're gonna hit some heavy precipitation in about six minutes. Better let your flaps down, these roads are killers when they're damp.",It shouldn't last. Gives me time to take a go-go juice break.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17835,How are you getting along with Pinta?,We'll be okay once she realizes I'm not a new toy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17836,I'd prefer not to be the President to push the button if I can avoid it.,"The longer we wait, the less accessible the hostages will be, Mr. President.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17837,They only arrested that poor soul because he's Japanese.,Seattle boys think he's guilty. They say the evidence is rock solid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17838,"Oh, Miles. You're drunk.","Just some local Pinot, you know, then a little Burgundy. That old Cotes de Beaune!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17839,"You should have taken better care of me, you know? You've been away a long time. Four years. Say something.",What do you want me to say? I'm in prison. You should know. You put me here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17840,How come Terrance and Phillip are so weird looking?,"Cuz, dummy, they're Canadian. Just like Ike!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17841,"Firing you, Mr. Helms, wouldn't do any good. Of course you'll continue as DCI. You're doing a magnificent job.","And of course I accept. I'm flattered. And I want you to know, I work for only one president at a time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17842,You don't see any blood?,"Not yet. But if those guys catch us, there'll be blood all over. Type O.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17843,"Jane, don't send photographs of our house around the country! We're not interested in selling.",You could double the size of your hardware store! You'll be rich.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17844,I want you to help me help my husband. I know he's in some kind of trouble. And it's something to do with the man you saw murdered.,Did your husband know Quaid?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17845,I hate having my picture taken.,"You're crazy. The camera loves you, Vanessa.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17846,You better hurry. The police will be here any second. I don't really understand my motivation with this. Why am I washing glasses?,Now you're an accomplice in a homicide. Everything you thought you were in control of just flew out the window or is dripping down your leg.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17847,"You're a real heathen, you know that, Jezzie? Jesus, how did I ever get involved with such a ninny?","You sold your soul, remember? That's what you told me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17848,You're an adrenaline junkie with one foot in the penitentiary. You risk your ass building a daredevil myth that means nothing and you're not getting any younger.,I plan on getting a lot older. And playing spy games sounds like a quick way to get yourself dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17849,That was a beautiful message.,I meant every word of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17850,"What do you think it is about us that makes us so perfect? Like, looking back, whatever gave you the nerve to sneak out and visit me after I moved away?",As if my dad could've stopped me from seeing you. What's he gonna do to me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17851,This is insane! Can't you see what's going on. The killer wants me out of the way. He's setting me up.,"You set yourself up tonight when you attacked Kathy, you crazy fuck!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17852,"Jeff, do you think a murderer would let you see all that? That he shouldn't keep his shades down and hide behind them?",That's where he's being clever. Acting nonchalant.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17853,It was a beautiful present.,Then why the fuck are you giving it back to me?!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17854,I want to rehire you. To find out what's happening to my brother-in- law.,"I've been on another case. All day. I suppose I can move it over. Seven fifty a week, plus travel expenses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17855,"Caesar, let me sponsor your first wager in the arena.",I wouldn't know who to bet on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17856,You'd never been out of New York?,Been to Toronto. My mother was born there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17857,"Well, If he had been Italian, they could have been shot off. Sometimes the mob does that to teach guys a lesson, if they blow a job or something.","As I said, he isn't Italian. Besides, I thought they just killed them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17858,My Grandpa used to breed horses on his farm so I would come over and ride all the time,I'm familiar with a lot of breeders in the mid-west. What's his name?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17859,I shall never understand the weird process by which a body with a voice suddenly fancies itself a mind! Just when exactly does an actress decide they're her words she's saying and her thoughts she's expressing?,Usually at the point when she's got to rewrite and rethink them to keep the audience from leaving the theater!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17860,"He's an artist. Anyway, he's too old to think about sex.",All the old men I know think about nothing but sex.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17861,"Mr. Merrick likes the food here. Don't you, John?",Oh yes! It is much better than what I am used to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17862,I like the tent better.,This got a floor. Wouldn't leak when it rains.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17863,There's a large vessel out about ten miles to the north-west.,I been watching it for close to an hour and it hasn't moved. I can't raise it on the radio either. Makes me think it might be in trouble.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17864,"Right around here, in the food court.","Sit down, leave the bag under the table?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17865,Yeah? Must be Danny-boy. I lost him in the last race.,"He followed my birds into their coop. Here, you want him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17866,I'm the superintendent here at L.A. County Jail. Me and my deputies are who you'll be working with while you're here.,"That sounds great. Look, I don't want any of this to intimidate you. This is not going to be a big deal. This is going to be very easy. I need to talk with Mr. Wurlitzer. You guys get your equipment ready, power up the van and confirm a transmission code for the remote. Julie, come with me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17867,"Level with me, Eddie. You ever play billiards before?","What's the difference? You got a pool cue, balls on the table. All you gotta do is get the feel of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17868,How long will we have to stay down here?,"I don't know. For this thing to blow over, it could take days.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17869,You've got to tell Craig what's going on. He must never leave Malkovich.,"I'm glad you learned sign language, Elijah, but I'm tired of your nagging. I'm tired of this conversation. I'm tired period. What has the world ever done for me that I should feel personally responsible for saving it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17870,I think we should go inside. I have to have a talk with the cast. All of you.,"You mean what's left of us. Yeah, I'm running on empty anyways. Gotta refuel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17871,"An experiment? Hey, I've seen you before.",I sprayed your apartment. I took your key. I really didn't mean to do anything but see you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17872,Madge. Please. Something's happened. I've met someone. I've fallen in love in a way I've never thought could happen my entire life. It's our last day together. I feel like I'm going to die when he leaves. Please. Help me.,"Oh, honey. I'm so sorry. But you've got to be grateful for even feeling the little you've be given. Believe me. Go to him. Don't let him leave without these new precious hours you've got left. And if you need anyone to cry on, you know where I am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17873,I'll do anything to help.,I know. Thanks. Just don't tell anyone I have a soft side.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17874,"Oh, man, if you could swing something there, I'd do anything for you. I want to work with you guys.",I can probably get you in there. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17875,You'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at Four Seasons in twenty minutes.,Isn't the Four Seasons a little far uptown? I mean aren't you going to be late?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17876,Yeah and he can't stand it that I tried to do something to better myself.,You call being Bastaldi's lap dog better?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17877,"It's crazy and dangerous. My God, I shouldn't have told you.",It'll be okay. I don't think you should wait out here though. I think you should go home. Can you drive this car?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17878,"God, you're a slob.",But a fabulous cook.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17879,Really? Did you play in a band?,Yeah. I played base guitar for Pat Benatar.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17880,The enemy is in retreat. There will be no more fighting here. I came here to visit the crypts. My wife was buried here. What happened to the bodies?,They were gone before I came here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17881,"With everything that was going on in my life, I just needed to drop out of sight for a while. I needed time. Viktor bought me that time. I owe him so much.","We all do. But now I understand you're eager to get back to work, and not the kind of work that we're all expecting.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17882,"Look, I'm in here. You call this a career move?",And isn't there a movie in the works about you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17883,"I think you are rather innocent, my friend. In these dangerous times I cannot afford to provoke our nobles or our people simply over a theatre piece.","But, Majesty, this is just a frolic. It's a piece about love.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17884,We'll be coming to the opening.,At any time. You will always be welcome.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17885,"Shoulda told me about your new gig, buddy.","I was gonna tell ya. Hey, it's just a job. I feel like shit about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17886,"Hey, honey, look at this! My son! Isn't he beautiful? You should've called!","You were out at sea! Hey, guess what? I graduated. I got my degree.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17887,"Ok, I will. The bad news is the ship is history. Life support will last another 36 hours, maybe.",Then we've got to get to the lifepods!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17888,"My fight's not with you, Holliday.","I beg to differ. We started a fight we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17889,"Welcome to the new Bureau. Nobody shares information anymore, it's become synonymous with job security.","Based on what we had, I thought Sparazza was a mid-level player at best and it turns out he's this mob relic, running the show out west.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17890,"Yes, what happened? I heard you were desperate to come. I was looking forward to rowing you around.",I am. I really am. And I've been travelling. I just can't seem to get that far north.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17891,Suicide is a private thing.,You're giving your life away to become a goddamn statistic in U.S. Fucking A Today. That's got to be the least private thing I can think of.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17892,I did not have time on Vulcan to review the philosophical disciplines.,"Spock, it's me, Bones! I mean, our experience was unique. You really have gone where no man has gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17893,What's the green stuff poking out?,"That's cron-don, sir. My mom hates for me to smoke, so she made me bud-brownies. Wanna bite?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17894,"You don't know shit, and I suggest you leave.","I can't leave, Ray. It's part of my negotiator's oath. Once I'm in the room with the hostage, I have to stay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17895,Is the Veronica Lake look-alike one of your whores?,"A vulgar term, but yes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17896,"I'm going to tell you a secret now, Elaine. Simone is not a real person. I invented her.","Every actor is an invention, Viktor. Don't embarrass yourself. No one's denying that you discovered Simone. But it's like finding a diamond in the desert. Anyone can trip over it, but it's not the finder who sparkles.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17897,"By definition you're lying to Ann, too.","That's right. But I never took a vow in front of God and everybody to be ""faithful"" to my sister.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17898,I'll admit it's confusing from the outside. You've got to see it from the inside.,If you see anything from the inside it makes sense. You ought to hear perverts talk. A guy once almost had me convinced to let his dachshund fuck me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17899,"I can't be late. I don't know if the radio balloons work above your planet. I don't know if my words went to the ship. If I'm not there, the captain will think I'm dead and go.",We'll get a ride in the morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17900,"The shit just hit the fan, brother. That bitch has a partner and he got away from me.",He walked in on Fleming and took him out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17901,Then I hope you wouldn't tell anyone that I gave you this.,I wouldn't tell anyone anything that happened between me and somebody who was my friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17902,"The time we were in a tree for fourteen days, you certainly tried to tell me everything about Mrs. Wheeler.","I didn't even scratch the surface. You're lucky, boy. You come home, and nobody's here. When I go home, everybody's going to be there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17903,Was this girl from Starliner Towers?,"Yep. She lived in 1208. But we usually went to my place. Bigger liquor cabinet, bigger bed. She was gone when I got back from my last Florida trip. Too bad. Had a beautiful tan. Must have gone home to mother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17904,"You got an 8-track tape player on purpose, just 'cause you knew the only thing they had on 8-track was fuckin' opera.",It was a clearance.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17905,"Norma, I can't take it. You've bought me enough.",Shut up. I'm rich. I'm richer than all this new Hollywood trash. I've got a million dollars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17906,Can I check my messages? I have a calling card.,"Sure, I guess. The phone's in the back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17907,"Oh, I know that! That's charming! I didn't know you wrote that.",I didn't. That was Mozart. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. You know who that is?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17908,"Alfredo, did you know my father?","Of course I knew your father. He was tall, thin, pleasant, and had a moustache like mine. Always smiling. He looked like Clark Gable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17909,Well I want to leave.,We can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17910,"The amusing thing is that you deceive me without knowing, if it is true that you love me.","Deceiving someone without knowing it is something new for me. If I do not know it, I am innocent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17911,There was something at work in my soul which I do not understand.,What of my soul? Do I have one? Or was that a part you left out? Who were these people of which I am comprised? Good people? Bad people?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17912,Bavmorda cannot transform you. I've protected this camp with a spell.,"Can you use your magic to get our men into the fortress, Raziel?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17913,"Our agency monitors all threats very carefully, and there's good reason to believe Jim Trudell has the training, the connections, and the experience to present a clear threat to the public if he remains at large.","If what you're saying is true, then why would he have killed two police officers? A man like that would want to lay low, if he was planning some kind of damn sabotage mission!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17914,Thanks so much for coming over.,"Oh, I'm really glad you called.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17915,I thought you were an archer?,"Yes, I am. I'm an archer who can read and write. Who do you want to write to?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17916,"They're enormous, I know.",Is there milk in them already?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17917,"Thanks for the grub, Mrs. D. Where's Mr. D?",He passed away three years ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17918,You're unbelievable. You'll win this thing for sure. When is it on?,Marathon starts at 6:30. Contest's tomorrow at noon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17919,How'd it go? Did you say the philodendron gets water or no?,"No, for God's sake, I just watered it yesterday. It almost went well. I gave a pretty good dream, but circumstances arose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17920,"Oh, come on! Let me give you ten dollars for this, and you can give the rest away for all I care.",Okay. Because you took the trouble to come up here. And because you've got principles. But that's it. I'm not selling them to you one by one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17921,Holy God! The mummy walks!,How dare you? My father is the British Museum's most respected archeologist!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17922,I keep a lot of provisions right here.,"I like a man who stays put. An admirable thing to be able to sustain yourself in these times. You live here all by yourself, do you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17923,I'm sorry I didn't take another sock at him.,"Yeah, and gotten yourself arrested!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17924,"She's very striking, don't you think? Are these glasses a fashion where she comes from?",She was prettier before she tarted herself up with the hardware.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17925,"Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat.","Yes, sir, that's the truth. But don't blame him. The fault is mine. I was too indulgent with him. But not again. Never again, I promise! I implore you, let me bring him back here. I'll make him give his word to serve you faithfully.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17926,"Damnit, Thelma, don't holler like that! Haven't I told you I can't stand it when you holler in the morning.","I'm sorry, doll, I just didn't want you to be late.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17927,"Boy, it stunk in there.",I believe it. You've ruined a nine hundred dollar suit my dad gave me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17928,"Alright, what are the three most commonly used passwords?","Love, secret, and uh, sex. But not in that order, necessarily, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17929,But you'll never be whole again.,"Never is a very long time, Wayne. A word only the weak use. I'm not a sore loser. Even if I don't have a leg to stand on, I'm going to get up and fight this world until I'm on top again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17930,There's Dede! He's my favorite chickadee! He's here every morning for breakfast.,"Well, honey, chickadees breed in Alaska, you know. No wonder Dede's hungry. It's a long trip all the way to Baltimore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17931,"Soon you'll be able to take the Holy Mass, and as you eat of his flesh and drink of his blood, you will be at one with him.",I want to be at one with Him now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17932,"Noriega was head of a sovereign nation who made the mistake of doing business with the U.S. Government. So, no, I don't have a problem waking up every day and fighting our government, fighting people like you, trying to keep this system a little bit honest.",Last I read your clients were chopping people up with chainsaws and delivering illegal narcotics into this country.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17933,"That's Sean? Jeez, he's a giant.","Yeah, you'd be surprised what three years can do to a kid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17934,Have your children been deaf since birth?,"Yes, they have. It was a real shock at first, especially since my daddy's a preacher, but Delbert and I have been blessed by their being here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17935,You're going back to the Forbidden Zone?,"To the diggings I worked at a year ago. It's a three day ride across the eastern desert, near where you claim you landed from that planet of yours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17936,So what I want to do is stop it here. I'm going to make him an offer. I want to do it myself. I want it to come from me.,All right. But let's keep the price down. I've called Ed Concannon. He recommends that we continue to respond as if we're going to trial.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17937,"Really, Trip, can we bore holes in your head and use it as a bong so it actually does us some good for a change?","Fuck you, Lex! This whole thing wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you jinxing us. I just made an honest mistake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17938,"Forty years. That's a long time for any crime, even murder.",It's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17939,"We're not talking about buying a car, Jake. We're talking about killing your wife. It's thirteen, or it's nothing.","You drive a hard bargain, but I had a feeling you were my boy when I met you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17940,"You're not with the FBI or anything, are you?",Nothing like that. I'm just a private investigator.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17941,"He's so cute. I even like his cute little penis. It's like a little pig's penis or something. Rose, we connect on every level. I've finally found someone I can feel completely safe with.",Don't throw that away. I had that once with a guy. But I threw it away for a cheap thrill.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17942,This is a hundred and eighty dollars.,Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17943,"Professor, is this the same house that a young girl was possessed by a demon or something?","Yes, it was reported, but never substantiated.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17944,The motorcycle gang? Don't they deal drugs and rape young girls?,I've never had any problem with them. People say it's the safest block in the East Village. I just hope their motorcycles don't keep you up at night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17945,"You gotta admit, they do love him.",Almost as much as he loves himself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17946,Mister Funboy lives there?,"He has a room, upstairs. I don't like him very much.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17947,Why are they ganging up against me?,I'm not sure. But I think they're worried about you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17948,"Glad to see you're not trying to have a heartfelt talk. It's one of my greatest annoyances, when people talk to those who can't hear them.",My father and I have an advantage. We never talk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17949,"On the high seas, your ship attacked, and the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.","I can't afford to make exceptions. Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17950,"Indy, they glow like fire and get real crazy! Then he talked in this real scary voice!",He was afraid of you. He knows a tough guy when he sees one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17951,There's nothing on the show I don't use myself.,"And it's all available in the ""Truman Show"" catalog. Operators are standing by.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17952,"We only use this chamber for carbon freezing. If you put him in there, it'll kill him.",I think not. But I don't wish my prize to be damaged. We'll test it first. Bring in Captain Solo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17953,"As you know, ratings have never been our primary goal. I imagine we'll lose those voyeurs only interested in witnessing Truman's latest torment. However, I'm certain that our core audience will remain loyal.","But recent events have been so dramatic, it does raise the perennial question. What keeps us watching this one man twenty-four hours a day, eating, sleeping, working, sitting for hours in contemplation?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17954,"Yes, Admiral. Step into my parlor.","Commander, these are some of the most famous people in Starfleet! Admiral Kirk, my God!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17955,It's just a puzzle box.,It's a means to summon us. It's called the Lament Configuration.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17956,"Mister Ambassador, what on earth possessed your country to build this weapon?","First of all, economic reasons. It was cheap. The entire project cost just a fraction of what we spent in a single year on our various space and missile programs. It also seemed ideal in most other respects. It was terrifying, convincing, automatic, and extremely simple to understand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17957,I had my mouth full. Couldn't you hear me?,I thought it was an obscene phone call.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17958,Mommy? It's not Rachel's fault I ran away.,"No, that's your fault. It's her fault for not watching over my precious son, as if it were her priority. Which means, the most important job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17959,Hope so. Those fucking orthodontist bills are killing me. One fifty every time they tighten those bitches up. One fifty! It's not even covered.,It's cosmetic. They don't cover cosmetic. Last year I had a tooth capped. The dentist tells me I'm not covered for caps. It's cosmetic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17960,We've still got some dead weight to get rid of.,Can't we just dump him fast someplace?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17961,"Lafayette is my friend! He believes in glory and truth and the freedom of all mankind; so, of course he's a child. But he would have died before he would have let me down.","Is that your test of patriotism, George; if a man will die for you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17962,A containment crew is going to attract a lot of attention.,You're right. Place a call to our friends at the network and to Mr. Joplin at the E.P.A.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17963,I ran out of bribes. Bizimungu took them away.,That explains it. I'm sorry to tell you this but we've heard rumors the Militia are getting ready to storm the hotel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17964,"I'll call the cops for you. You've got the number on the fridge, right?","Thanks. Just give them the time he called. They're keeping a list, supposedly. Sorry. My nerves are so raw these days.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17965,"I fixed you up with Diane Troxler and she put out, didn't she?","Yeah, I had to give her free dermabrasion for a year. Forget it, Louis. I could get in a lot of trouble.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17966,Talking to you is like riding on a merry-go-round.,"That is a marvelous image, Walter. Because by going in circles we find the things we missed the first time around.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17967,"Oh yes, well, come to think of it, they're right. We got to where the geese were and there were thousands of them. But you couldn't approach them. They were a wise bunch of birds.","Your young friends also told us you had no weapons in the car. Dave, isn't it a bit difficult to hunt for geese without a shotgun?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17968,Unlock one of the other storage rooms. We're going upstairs. We'll leave a trail back to 1012 and try to trap the monster in here.,"Margo, this is too dangerous. You always think you can solve everything. This time you don't have enough information. The animal might behave in unexpected ways. Leave her here with me. Don't put her in danger.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17969,"Rob, take the money, okay? It's no big deal.","No, it is. It's just one more thing to add to your ""things that make you a better person than me"" list.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17970,"Paul, if you have one call in all the world to stop this, who would you call?",The French. They supply the Rwandan army.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17971,Maybe we should have children. I don't think I'd kill the father of my child.,We can work this out. Other couples have worse problems.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17972,Who is this Madame Sconce? Let's find her and talk to her.,She died at age 34 in the 1800's. They thought she was crazy. She was banished from her town. Seems her husband shot her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17973,Why didn't Moe Green meet us at the airport?,"He had business at the hotel, but he'll drop in for dinner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17974,I have no money!,"You're rich as Roosevelt. You're just cheap, Cosmo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17975,"Violet, I won't let you leave.","If you're not with me, Violet, then I have to assume you're against me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17976,"Your deeds set an example for all other knights. For your gift, ask a gift of me.","Only give me leave to ride out again, to do what I am most able to do, and happiest doing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17977,You will die! It will be awful!,Every man dies. Not every man really lives.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17978,I used to be a nurse.,"That's a wonderful profession. My daughter-in-law's a nurse. What did you do, stop?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17979,Yeah. Why's there five checks? There's only four of us.,You're forgetting my lovely wife. She's part of the same winner-take-all as the rest of you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17980,You're assuming the District Attorney is going to file charges.,He'll file. He's an ambitious man. Ambitious men build their careers on the bodies of others.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17981,"See, we can't duplicate their type of power so we've never been able to experiment. But since these guys started showing up, all the gizmos inside turned on. The last twenty four hours have been really exciting!","People are dying out there. I don't think ""exciting"" is the word I'd choose to describe it!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17982,Sorry I hit Jackson.,He deserved it. He was born deserving it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17983,"It's rough. But it shows promise. We record a couple of songs right, in a studio. I'll take care of the rest. I'll put out your record. Any profits after recouping expenses get split down the middle, between us and you guys.",Wait a minute. Island Records charged U2 a million five against their overhead for one plane ride.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17984,"Good afternoon, Officer. Bit of trouble here?","Yes, ma'am. Somebody had some trouble parking.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17985,"You seem like you're anything but lazy, Uncle Billy.",I never finished school myself. Never had to. My brother built this empire from nothing but his wife's perky tits and a whole lot of gumption. He gave me a cushy job on a silver platter. I never struggled for a second.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17986,"Hey, Rona. Sorry I'm late.",I wouldn't know what to do if you were on time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17987,I just weighed myself. I'm 161. No more deals like this Janiro bullshit. I didn't tell you to do it in the first place.,"Jake, you're the one who said you could get down to 155! What did I do, pull it out of the fuckin' hat?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17988,"Let's examine the facts on it. I say this country has been too harsh in its outright condemnation of war. I say you can point to many material advantages brought about by a crisis and conflict policy. Hell, World War II gave us the ballpoint pen. That's common knowledge.",During wartime the national suicide rate goes down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17989,"Does this attack on our plane represent a definitive, intentional escalation on the part of the Soviets?",The Soviets are in control of the SAMs. It's hard to believe with their centralized command structure that it could be an accidental launch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17990,"What about Vice President of the Chamber of Music, you used that title didn't you? But then I suppose you had no choice there either, because I suppose Dr. Goebbels just sent you a telegram saying, Dear Mr. Vice President?","I don't think Dr. Goebbels sent me a telegram. I was simply told. In a letter, I believe. I don't remember exactly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17991,I want to publish this. I've got to. I think they'll let me. With a little editorial guidance it could be brilliant.,"Great. Between you and Officer Pupcik out there, he can be the next Jean Genet. It's been awhile since somebody wrote a good book in jail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17992,He'll try to finish his experiment.,"And blow up the universe just to prove he's right? Bit egotistical, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17993,We want some grass.,"I know what you want. But, first of all, are you cops?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17994,We can use the crawlspace to get downstairs. Then we can run for it.,No! I'm not going to leave Daddy with them!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17995,"The tough part's almost over for you. I mean, my girlfriends always tell me the first couple months are the hardest.","Yeah, but I hardly noticed it. I'm more worried about the part where I have to start wearing jeans with an elastic panel in the front.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17996,My daddy gave me this watch.,Yeah? Who'd he steal it from?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17997,"Buddy, you're just a child.","I'm thirteen. And I have a natural curiosity. It's only nature, Rose, that's all. Now what's wrong with nature, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_17998,Did you see that about the guy who chopped up his wife into a million pieces?,How could I miss it? The TV won't quit with that stuff.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_17999,I'm not shy. I've been looked at before.,It's not an ordinary look. It's the kind of look a man gives when he's afraid somebody might be watching him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18000,"Order them to surrender, and I promise you won't be court-martialed.","If a court-martial is the only way to tell the people of the Federation what happened here, then I welcome it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18001,I'll lock him away for good.,Then we'll all go to jail together.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18002,Maybe we can study together or something.,"I'm sorry, Buddy. You seem really nice, but I'm just getting over a really bad relationship, and I'm not ready to start dating yet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18003,"I guess I'll work as a waitress, Buddy. I done that before and it got me in worse trouble than you could know, but I can't stay here no more. Why did you get rid of your rabbits, Buddy?",They're dumb things. I got tired of them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18004,"Look Dad, I'm not a salesman. How many times I gotta tell you I'm an account executive, and pretty soon I'm going to the investment banking side of the firm.","You get on the phone and ask strangers for their money, right? You're a salesman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18005,I would have been laughed right out of Xenia.,"No one will be laughing at you now, Ted. You can take that to the bank.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18006,A simple evacuation of the expanding epidural hematoma will relieve the pressure.,"My God, man, drilling holes in his head is not the answer. The artery must be repaired without delay or he will die! So put away your butcher knives and let me save the patient!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18007,"You're forty-two years old, Johnny, and Mama is still running your life.",And you are a son who doesn't love his mother!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18008,"Monica, where are you?",At the Frankenstein Center.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18009,And this has been a pretty nice place to live ever since.,"But now Casanova's back! And we're gonna sit around here all night eating pizza and telling stories! Hey, lets toast some marshmellows!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18010,"But I can't lose this post, I simply can't! Excellency, please. Let's go to the palace, and you can explain to the Emperor that Herr Sommer is an awful choice. He could actually do musical harm to the Princess!","An implausible idea. Between you and me, no one in the world could do musical harm to the Princess Elizabeth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18011,"Glenn, I know your life history, who your friends are, where you've been and now, it looks like, where you're going. Put your hands on the wheel.",You're gonna bust me for picking up a car?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18012,Does that paper say we've been indicted? Does it say Exley's a hero for squealing me and Stensland off?,He made his play and he got what he wanted. They're making him a detective.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18013,"What of my lips, will you soil them too? When you've broken every other taboo?","I'll fill every slippery hollow. If you're obliging, then you'll swallow!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18014,"No, we're not knocking boots. I got this internship while I still was at NYU. DeLa was impressed with my get up and go and hired me to be his assistant.",I'm sure that was the only thing he was impressed with. You look beautiful like that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18015,You went in the apartment?,Yes. Hobbs had one of his daughters from behind. He was cutting her. I shot him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18016,I don't know. Why are you into wine?,"I suppose I got really into wine originally through my ex-husband. He had a big, kind of show off cellar. But then I found out that I have a really sharp palate, and the more I drank, the more I liked what it made me think about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18017,"How sweet. Standing by your man, even after what he did. You're a very understanding person.",Big part of loving someone's being able to forgive them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18018,This man's family will want to see the body laid to rest.,"Tell them he was trying to save the young boy's life, and that he died heroically like the other firemen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18019,What about insurance? Doesn't insurance pay for these things?,Partly. But there's a lot the insurance doesn't cover. That's one of the reasons we have a lawyer. To make sure the insurance gets paid and to help us look after the rest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18020,"You're dying to come into my room, aren't you?","You want me so bad, why don't you invite me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18021,"Jason, why don't you ask your little friend to stay for dinner.",My Mom's making my favorite meal tonight. Spaghetti. Lots of oregano.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18022,I'm not really hungry after all.,"You said you're starving. Come on, I can't stand a woman who won't eat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18023,"We gave so much to get here. I don't know. Sometimes I think, what the hell did we do it for?",Because we knew we could do a better job than everyone else.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18024,I checked the register for this man Thompson. We don't show him but I figured he might be part of your team.,"He is. Don't worry, I'll get it to him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18025,What do you want me to do? Pin a halo on you? You're doing a pretty good job of that yourself.,"And making you feel bad at the same time, huh? But that's the way I am, you know, the way I've always been. Always picking on poor little Roy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18026,"We're not going to sleep out here, are we?","I don't know about you, but I'm going to give a fairly good imitation of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18027,Shall I go get a cappuccino? Ease the pain.,"Yes, better get me a half. All I can afford.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18028,"As long as people think Jesse's still riding, we will never get the respect we deserve.","Cole, we're outlaws. Not exactly the most respectable job, if you know what I mean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18029,"Found this, but the battery's dead.","It's a wonder you aren't. I'm amazed, Eric. I barely lasted 30 hours. You lasted eight weeks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18030,Did you get a good look at the man who attacked you?,"I've told you, it wasn't a man. It was an animal. A big wolf or something. A rabid dog.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18031,"You got two minor league home run records, don't you?",Five. The five longest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18032,The Green Destiny Sword? You're giving it to Sir Te?,I am. He has always been our greatest protector.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18033,It's in a green Mustang?,"Yes. It's kidnapped a woman at gunpoint, and from what we can make out is forcing her to drive it somewhere.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18034,Where'd this gargoyle come from anyway?,No one knows. He bought the election a few years back. He's been rulin' Toontown ever since.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18035,No reason to kill innocent bystanders. Shit. I can't hardly move my neck.,We've already got an ambulance on the way. Don't try to get out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18036,"All of the sudden, I'm feeling kind of nervous. God, I hate blind dates. Why couldn't we just have arranged marriages in America?",You're right. At least that way you could spend the rest of your life blaming your parents instead of yourself. Smile.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18037,"What an asshole. Didn't you see ""Boys in the Hood""? Now one of us is gonna get shot.",He's a bitch. He ain't gonna do nothing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18038,I don't do favors for you anymore.,It's not for me; it's for my kids. You're the only one I trust them with.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18039,"Ooooh, now the cards are on the table.",Yes they are. And I'm serious. Do not fuck with me. I am going to get laid before I settle down on Saturday. Do you read me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18040,Is the manager cooperating?,"Yeah, he's keeping an eye out, said he'd call us if he sees anything. That's about it for tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18041,You ever been strangled by a single hand?,"Naw, I've seen what that can do to a pack of cigarettes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18042,Supposing we could get out of this room? Is there anything we could do to reach the bridge?,It depends on the condition of the ship. If I could get to one of the suit compartments I could check the exterior air locks for a possible entry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18043,"Laura, I am your friend.",I know you are and you don't have to do anything crazy to prove it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18044,"Scottie, what happened? She's not home, yet.","No, she's all right. She's still here. But I'll get her home soon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18045,"All right, I hurt your feelings. But you know better than to go lightin' fires.",That ain't why. I just figure it's about time to start runnin' my own life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18046,Why did you break into that particular building?,It was the biggest I could find.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18047,Tell me you didn't start up on that Flight 180 shit again. Did you?,Of course not. That would be irresponsible and unprofessional.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18048,"How strange you are! When I asked you to do this favor for me, you refused. You seemed almost offended. And now, here you are, making me so very happy all of a sudden. Thank you, my child!","I don't like masquerading, but as you see, I decided to give in to your whim.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18049,What are you writing?,"Oh, it's a story. A story I'm making up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18050,"Believe me, Adolf Hitler couldn't possibly have hated the Jews as much as I do. Not in a billion years. You know why?",'Cause he wasn't a rabbi.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18051,I gave strict orders that nobody was to interview Williams without my permission.,"All right, then, I'll just run the story that Sheriff Hartman is afraid to let reporters interview his prisoner. Of course, with election coming, that might do you a lot of harm, but just as you say.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18052,The recovery is very impressive.,"The recovery? Oh , yeah! Hey, they rebuilt the freeway in six months.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18053,"Look, just because you're floating doesn't mean I'm gonna forget about you giving me the finger.","That wasn't me. I was being possessed by my brother, Adrian. He's the one who call you a gross pig.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18054,You don't know how to hotwire.,"Yes, I do. Bob taught me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18055,"Lenore, you promised you'd follow instructions. We're almost there. Simply get out when they slide the van open and walk to me.",I'm not leaving my daughter behind. Not with them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18056,"No, I want to stay with you guys. But I can't. I mean I'm not ready.",Don't worry about it. I'll stay with the boys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18057,"Why, you must be crazy. I've known this man for years.",He's just confessed. He's been mixed up with the toughest gangsters in town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18058,"Besides, why bother with bootlegging when we got us a clear cut case of murder?","Excuse me, sheriff. As we explained to your associate here, there's been a mistake. We didn't kill anybody. Now, as for the bootlegging, we happen to work for a very important man in New York.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18059,Would you like to see the wine list?,"Chateau Latour '64, please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18060,"I just bet you would. Don't even think about it. Besides, I want to have one night's sleep in an honest-to-goodness bed. The beds in the home are okay, but they're not like a real bed.","Hey, if we go to a motel, we can swim.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18061,Has her pain abated?,We're doing what we can for her. But it doesn't look good.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18062,The food is on the table.,I'm not hungry yet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18063,Dennis? I want you to release those people.,Fuck that. They're the only thing stopping you from blowing us away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18064,"Aw, shit, Thelma, he's gonna kill you.","Well, he has never let me go. He never lets me do one goddamn thing that's any fun. All he wants me to do is hang around the house the whole time while he's out doing God only knows what.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18065,"I don't feel like talking, if you don't mind.","Opening up just a little wouldn't kill you, ya know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18066,"I ain't no more a preacher, you know.",We know. But ain't none of our folks ever been buried without a few words.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18067,Heather Chandler is one bitch that deserves to die.,Killing her won't solve anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18068,I want to talk to them first. I know more now about Ordell's money.,"Well, if the A.T.F. guy is the one who wants you, that'll only interest him up to a point.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18069,Not up to us. Up to the Iraqis. All they have to do is get out of Kuwait.,"We ought to kick their asses anyway. Even if they do get out of Kuwait, we ought to kick their asses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18070,Didn't you see her this morning?,"To tell you the truth, I haven't seen her since Friday.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18071,"What? I was at Sandy's, I just lost track of time.","Your curfew is 9:30 and you know it, little miss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18072,"Jesus, you're just as whacked as your son.","Where do you think he got it? Mental illness is heriditary. Who do you think encouraged him to kill your mother? He was a smart kid, but children need parental guidance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18073,I was one member of the investigating commission.,"Yes, I see your signature right here, twice the size of everyone else's. And your conclusion was ""pilot error,"" hmm?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18074,Do we know who fired the missile that killed the president?,No. But I fear it's intention may have been to kill the peace accords and spark a civil war between the Hutu Militia and the Tutsi rebels.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18075,The stock will turn.,"It probably will. In fact, I'd go so far as to say it almost certainly will, in time. Why should I settle for that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18076,"You gotta be kidding? What the hell we need that tub for, we got fifty million bucks?","So we get a little more for the boat. Besides, the gold'll be safer where it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18077,"I'm familiar with your work, Doctor. You'll have to excuse me, I have to go.",You don't have to excuse yourself. I'm a nurse. I understand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18078,"I'm sorry, Bull. It's never easy. He was a good soldier.",The best friend I ever had.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18079,"I called not only the Boyds, but the Irvings. Neither of them received invitations.","But they must have. Amy and I made them out together. You mailed them, didn't you, Edward?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18080,Why? Don't you believe in the Lord?,"Aw, I do. But 'seems to me us colored folks do a whole lot of church-goin'. It's the whites that need it real bad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18081,"It's as I said, Mr. Spock. Inventory still registers every torpedo.",Yet the data banks insist we fired twice. One computer is lying.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18082,No money in his room there?,Couple hundred on his person. Those hombres would've taken the stash.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18083,Do you remember the date when you saw Miss Lawson in the bathroom?,Yes. It was on a Friday. I remember because I was going to visit my sister for her birthday. It would be October twenty-eighth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18084,No don't. You could lose me for good. Don't go through that tunnel.,I'm in traffic. There's no place to turn.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18085,She never mentioned her father.,"Well, she wouldn't. He left when she was twelve. Never spoke about him after that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18086,Lemme take you home.,I'll get my jacket.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18087,"I'm the distraction that's going to England with her, sir. Are you alright sir? Are you okay?","I'm incarcerated, Lloyd! I don't deserve to lose my daughter over this. I don't deserve to have you as my go-between. And I can't for the life of me figure out how she could choose to champion in mediocrity the way she flirts around you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18088,So you're going to try to keep Cornwallis in the South until then.,"Not me, you. I'm going north with every Continental regular I can find to reinforce Washington or he won't last six weeks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18089,"He vowed that if the Assembly votes a single shilling to Lee, he'll dissolve the body.",Which would force our delegates in Philadelphia to vote for independence.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18090,"He's gonna hit ya with 20 grand, Eddie. How much cash we got?",Not enough to cover a bet that big.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18091,I don't remember seeing any ponds up there.,"They covered 'em over. And not too carefully either, cause you dig one inch under the surface, and the dirt is green as a fucking shamrock.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18092,That's not a spear. It's a pike.,A severed wolf's head on a pike as their symbol.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18093,This is crazy. You can't escape like this.,"Probably not, but we're gonna give it the old college try.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18094,Really? Cool. Tell him his subs are great.,"Ah, he's always too heavy on the vinegar. If you really want a good one, you gotta let me make it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18095,"In case you're interested, I was pushed into that fountain.",Without any clothes on?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18096,You're sure your men didn't move this?,"Even if they did, those photos were taken before forensics.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18097,"And our purpose is to settle custodial and jurisdictional questions concerning this beast, and determine what's to be done with him.","At the very least, this man has the right to know whether there's a charge against him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18098,"We've got to stop him right here, now! With that armored steam engine of his it'll be a slaughter.","I'd love to stop him, but have you noticed the hundred armed men?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18099,I could subpoena him if I had a week.,I don't have a week. This case never should have come to trial. You know better. You're Mr. Independent. You want to be independent? Be independent now. I've got no sympathy for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18100,"May I offer you some tea, Herr Mozart?","Tea? Who wants tea? Let's go out! This calls for a feast. You don't want tea, Papa. Let's go dancing. Papa loves parties, don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18101,"Hey man, after all we went through I am not walking out when we're this close.","Close? Are you insane? We're nowhere near close! Fuck this, I'll make an anonymous phone call on Monday, they'll find the floor safe, and I'll inherit the shit. Little piece of it, anyway, it's better than nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18102,Did you look at that guy? What the fuck. He had no legs. He had no half his lower body. He's gotta shit out of his ribcage.,That's just it. It's elitist. It's reverse elitism. Because you give money to whoever is the most fucked up. I notice what you do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18103,I just got kicked off my first movie.,Well. Everybody has reversals. If you were never down how would you know when you were up?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18104,Their bones will turn to ice. Their blood will freeze in my hands.,Kill them. Of course. But why stop there? Why should only Batman and Robin die while the society that created them goes unpunished?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18105,We've got her sister. Testifies she had a meal one hour before she was admitted to the hospital. This is the point.,You got the admittance form says patient ate nine hours prior to admittance.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18106,"The fact is, that the milk has been spilled and now we need you to tell us how to clean it up.",Cleaned up? It can't be cleaned up! Without the nanobot the waste can't be stabilized! That's what we've been trying to tell you! The only thing we can do is run! Run!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18107,I've never ridden in an automobile.,"I assure you, sir, David is a very careful driver. Please, won't you let us take you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18108,Do I need to remind you what happened to his wife? To his daughter? I will stake my reputation that Barnes didn't kill those guards.,"You already have staked your reputation. Mayor Bennett and I have been friends a long time. Since Grimes tried to kill him, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to come to the conclusion that Sid 6.7 might go after him, too. Bennett's Re-Election Rally is tomorrow night and we already have enough trouble on our hands with one psychotic on the loose. The fail-safe online yet?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18109,"Like a haunted house, right? I don't believe in ghosts.",You don't have to. You just have to believe in energy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18110,"Funny, I was just thinking you should do the same. Since I am already in residence, and am obviously the man for the job, it's been grand making your acquaintance, sir. And best of luck in all your future endeavors.","You're quite the wordsmith, fiddle boy. But nobody smooth-talks his way into my assignment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18111,"It's sad to hear your life is such a disappointment to you, Jack.","I can't believe it's not a disappointment to you! Jesus, Kate, I could've been a thousand times the man I became. How could you do this to me? How could you let me give up on my dreams like this?!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18112,I had a really nice time tonight.,"Me, too. I'm real sorry someone broke in and stole your tape deck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18113,Do you think they have somebody to back up Cicci?,"No. But if they do have somebody, you'll do three years for perjury if you give them so much as a wrong middle name.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18114,"You know Vada, you shouldn't let those girls upset you.",I'm not upset. I will never play with those girls. I only surround myself with people who I find intellectually stimulating.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18115,"Gee. You shouldn't take it so seriously, Jean. That's why you can't stop taking drugs. You always think people don't like you. Everyone likes you.","People are only interested in you because you're famous, not because they know a fuckin' thing about your work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18116,"Poor thing. Does the ice help, Rose?","Oh, little. Oh, I ain't never been to no dentist before. He's gonna kill me, I just know it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18117,I thought this was an informal meeting. What's he doing here?,"Harold, you don't mind strolling around the block a couple hundred times, do you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18118,What do you think's gonna go on at the guys' party?,"They'll probably get drunk, and watch dirty movies. But don't worry about the dirty movies.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18119,He was aiming a huge spear right at me!,"If that were so, you'd be dead now. He was aiming at the Dark One, for there is ancient hatred between them. Once his race had two eyes, like other men, until his forefathers bargained with the Dark Ones. They gave up one of their eyes in return for the power to see the future. But they were cheated, for the only future they were permitted to see was the time of their own death.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18120,You like a good saloon?,It's the only place I'm happy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18121,"What sort of problems are you planning, exactly?","Oh I thought I'd steal the station wagon, drive up to a commune. Or set the house on fire. You know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18122,"That's not why I'm attacking him! You don't believe me. All this time, you never believed me.","Oh, I don't know anymore! I believe there was a conspiracy, but not the government. I just want to raise our children and live a normal life! I want my life back!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18123,"I'm making history, Chris. Nothing's going to stop me. There could be a knighthood for us in this, once President Havel hears.",I'll settle for a pardon. You gotta drill?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18124,I've literally got to run!,I won't try to keep up with you. I'm not as fast on my feet as I once was.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18125,"The senator's white paper is almost ready, Bets. Should we wait for that?",Andy usually just sends those to the national media. The local press doesn't know what to do with a position paper until UPI and AP tell them anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18126,"Captain Renault, are you entirely certain which side you're on?","I have no conviction, if that's what you mean. I blow with the wind, and the prevailing wind happens to be from Vichy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18127,"Every time I see something like that, I know we're right to be here, to bring Christianity into their lives, enrich their souls.",Beaumont says it's to end slavery.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18128,How old is Grandma Death?,"A hundred and one, I think. Every day she does the same thing. But there's never any mail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18129,"There are procedures, Beth, that I want followed. My procedures. And considering what's going on, I want you to follow them very closely.",Forgive me. I've never read the Navy manual. I wonder what it says about bathroom and shower procedures.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18130,She can't see out. She can't tell us where the Fortress is.,"Yes, they knew of your first contact, so they drove her below.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18131,You have to tell me what you're doing with my venom.,"You must show me your secrets, blossom, before I show you mine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18132,That bitter cynicism of yours is something you've acquired since you left Radcliffe!,"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18133,He has proposed to me twice.,"Which may explain his temperament. To have asked twice means the answer was ""no"" at least once.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18134,I don't know why you still haven't bought an air conditioner.,Don't like 'em. A fan will do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18135,I'm just meeting a guy here and moving on. So far I haven't been able to find him.,"In my town, when you're looking for someone, you ask me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18136,"There's two reasons a man rejects help. Either because he's so good at what he does he doesn't think he needs it, or he's so insecure he can't admit it.","Sounds like I'm an asshole either way, but the answer is still no.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18137,"That's crazy, Dave and it doesn't matter. He has total immunity and his story checks out. He doesn't know what you want to know.","I don't think he does. Not exactly, but there's a lot more to his story. I want to know why twenty-seven men died on that pier for what looks to be ninety-one million dollars worth of dope that wasn't there. Above all, I want to be sure that Dean Keaton is dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18138,Her oxygen would have run out.,Maybe she doesn't need any. Should we check?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18139,"Baby, I'm in the middle of work.",I know but this is important. I have to make a decision.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18140,"I just saw the woman I'm going to marry, I know it. But then I lost her.",Tough break. Most men have to get married before they lose their wives.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18141,He wants the money from your bank.,I'll fuckin' give it to him! We'll go down there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18142,I love the pillows.,"Throw pillows, Letty. The sales lady said they're the latest thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18143,"So? Don't you want to make Ronald a happy pappy? Practice makes perfect, Cecile. My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.",But that would make me a slut. Wouldn't it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18144,So why are you wasting your time in a small town? You're a big man. You should be in the big city.,"You're just trying to get me to leave, aren't you? That's why they sent you here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18145,This is man to man.,It's healer to killer. Is that the same thing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18146,"Mr. Malcolm X, why do you teach black supremacy? Why do you teach hate?","For the white man to ask the black man if he hates him is just like the rapist asking the raped, or the wolf asking the sheep, ""Do you hate me?"" The white man is in no moral position to accuse anyone of hate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18147,"But if it's him. If he's really come back, won't he know us? Love us?","Sure, if it was really him. But it isn't that simple. Jimmy's body died a long time ago. And his soul is long gone, and all that's left is that ravening, hungry spirit in the blood that soaked into the house itself, I suppose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18148,We're not gonna have pie and punch!,More people will come if they think there'll be pie and punch!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18149,"As a matter of fact, you came home without any clothes. You were in your, uh, shorts. Yes, sir.","Oh, don't be silly, Walter. I couldn't walk around in the streets without any clothes. I'd be arrested.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18150,"I'm angry because I want a mother, not Martha Stewart.","Oh, yes. The superstar female athlete whose mother is nothing but a housewife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18151,"Lonnie, it's a complex procedure. Why don't you observe?","I'm not some snot-nosed resident fresh out of medical school, Blake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18152,Can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?,"The doctor can tell, but I decided not to know. I want it to be a big surprise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18153,"Oh, no. I'm tryin' to get off this island alive. I'll help you all I can but I'm not goin' in there on a suicide mission. What can you hope to accomplish? Some radios maybe? A supply room or two? You'll all be killed and in a few weeks they'll be back to business as usual. That place was built to withstand nuclear attack! What are you gonna do with a half-dozen guns and a few sticks of nitro?",We're gonna blow up the powder magazine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18154,"According to the backer's list, you raised $60,000. But the show you produced only cost fifty-eight thousand. There's two thousand dollars unaccounted for.","I went to a Turkish bath, who cares? The show was a flop. What difference does it make?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18155,I thought you hated Torah.,That doesn't mean I don't like hearing it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18156,What is your husband's profession?,He manufactures staples and industrial brad-tacks. He's very successful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18157,"Now, I did some measuring down at the chandlery. A D-6 is one inch wider than a D-8. It would be too large for the deceased's well.",He's done some on-the-spot refitting. You could see the side flange was banged away to make room for the D-6.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18158,"I'm Han Solo, Captain of this vessel. Who's in charge then?",I'm Ben Kenobi. Luke Starkiller here is leading our expedition.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18159,These gentlemen are from Salzburg.,"Salzburg. We were just talking about Salzburg. If you've come from my friend the Fartsbishop, you've arrived at just the right moment. Because I've got good news for him. I'm done with Vienna. It's over, finished, done with! Done with!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18160,"Great stuff, Animal. Weren't you scared?",Sure I was. I thought Lucy was gonna kill me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18161,Bren took Liberty Bell to her tot ice skating class.,Tot ice skating? Tots can't ice skate. Liberty Bell's still getting the hang of stairs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18162,I thought you didn't recognize me.,Didn't want to say anything. I voted for the other guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18163,Many of your guests have been wondering when they may be permitted to view the body. Where has it been laid out?,"It hasn't been laid out, we haven't finished with the embalming. As a matter of fact, you're looking at it. The remains of Margo Channing. Sitting up. It is my last wish to be buried sitting up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18164,"I wanted to run up to a building on fire, kick in the door, rush into the smoke and save a kid.","Then I guess we're doin' this the right way, aren't we? If we pull up to a burning building I'll gladly let you go first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18165,Are you taking your medication?,It gives me headaches.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18166,"C'mon, Jack. You had a few drinks.",Go ahead. I ain't drunk. Take your best shot. On the jaw.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18167,We're not. You and I are going to get some food.,"Yes, it's been several hours since we've eaten. I didn't realize that so much time had past, did you, Agent Desmond?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18168,You have a strong unfufilled desire.,Yeah. To get the hell off this farm.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18169,"That's Helms. He's ""sang froid,"" a world-class poker player.","Yeah? Well, I own the fucking casino.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18170,Hang on. Did you ever know a Derek Sommersby?,"Doctor Derek Sommersby? You mean from ""One Life to Live""?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18171,"How ya doin' there, Ike?","Any time it's Saturday and I don't hafta do any work, I'm doin' okay!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18172,You might say I'm part of the landscape here. They call me Ben Kenobi.,You're General Kenobi? The Jedi knight! The commander of the White Legions?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18173,"Diane, you owe it to yourself to get on that plane with no attachments, no strings, because after you get over there, things are going to change. People change.","Dad, you and I have talked about this. Lloyd and I have talked about this. Believe me, this is well-covered territory.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18174,Did you see that!? Grasshoppers! Billions of grasshoppers!,"That's one of the plagues, right? The grasshopper plague!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18175,"All I have to do is grab my suitcase, and I'm ready. You're lucky cause I happen to love night drivin'.",Let's head for Texas and see if we can pick up the trail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18176,Fine. I'm not mad. Let's just drop it.,"Fine. Your mail's on the kitchen table. Mostly junk. Oh, there's a letter from Alex Trebek.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18177,"You don't think I put something in it, do you?",You put explosives around the habitat. I can't imagine what you'd put in a drink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18178,"Oh, I'm really, uh, looking forward to tomorrow. I mean, you know, I think that it'll be really nice to meet Mother and Father.","Yeah, I know they'll hate me immediately. Thank you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18179,"The Sheriff has just received four more letters threatening his life, but he says nothing can interfere with his duty.","And to prove to the voters that the Red Menace is on the level, the Sheriff has written himself four more letters, threatening his life. I know he wrote 'em on account of the misspellings.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18180,I might be able to accommodate you. Is there some more luggage?,"Oh, yes, but have you a safe here big enough to hold this?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18181,You told that thievin' little shit where we were goin'?!,I just told him if he ever gets to Mexico to look us up. I asked him not to tell. I didn't think he would tell anybody.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18182,"Victor, I feel somehow we shouldn't stay here.","If we would walk out so soon, it would only call attention to us. Perhaps Ugarte's in some other part of the cafe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18183,Are you sure it isn't contagious?,They told me it isn't at the hospital.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18184,He's hacked into her Internet address. He's a hacker.,He can get into my computer any time he likes! This is exactly the kind of thing I didn't want to have happen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18185,I'm just trying to pay the toll on the road to justice.,"You may be able to buy your way out of trouble up in New York City, but down here we take murder seriously.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18186,"Before you find too many uses for these books, would you read some to me?","I think they're all in Italian, but I'll look, yes. What about your own book?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18187,"Foley made me think of that fella Carl Tillman, the one you were seeing. It turns out the same time he was doing banks. You recall that?","When I was seeing Carl Tillman, I didn't know he robbed banks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18188,Lamar Burgess thinks that you left John because he lost himself in Precrime instead of you.,"I left him because every time I looked at him, I saw my son. Every time I got close to him, I smelled my little boy. That's why I left him. And now you can leave.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18189,You came up here looking for the portal?,Yeah. I was going to kill him from the inside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18190,Dirty cops. We'll have to bring in internal affairs on this.,"Look, we don't care if you bring in the state milita, the volunteer fire department, the L.A. Thunderbirds, the ghost of Steve McQueen, and the twelve Roman gladiators, so long as we get credit for the bust.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18191,This is a man whose secrets cause us to change our radar patterns in the Pacific! He should've been prosecuted as a traitor!,The FBI finally gets around to talking to him in Dallas and runs a file on him as a miscreant Communist type.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18192,"Well, yes. The replicators are not as active at low temperatures.",Then perhaps we can use liquid nitrogen to keep the meltdown under control.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18193,Can I be excused? I'm not hungry.,"Sure. Too much birthday cake, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18194,"I hate it here. It's so ugly, it's like being dead. You got out of here, you know? I'm ready to go.","Yeah, but sometimes I try to figure out why I left in the first place, you know? I think about people and I wonder what they're doing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18195,"Course, if Carl lost both batteries, dead in the water, his radio wouldn't work. So how would he signal for help?","Compressed air horn, most likely. Hope to God some man hears you in that fog.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18196,"Oh, please, your life doesn't suck. His life sucks.",That's cuz I'm married to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18197,How did you get in here? You're under age.,I came with Captain Renault.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18198,Alfred and Bruce are like family.,"Paying someone to prepare your meals and do your laundry and clean your dishes, you call that family?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18199,"So, he didn't fire you?","No way, he even gave me back pay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18200,"Thank you, sir. I've looked forward to this for a long time.",You've earned it. But I'm still grateful to have you at the helm for three weeks. I don't believe these kids can steer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18201,"Because, you know, sir, he's got the I.Q. of a rabbit.","Yes, but he's got the faith of a child. Simple. Joseph, send for Clarence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18202,"If this was a spy novel, your next words would be something like I now know too much to live. Why are you telling me all this?",So you'll believe what I tell you next. Because I need to find Jerry. And I don't think I can do that without you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18203,"Look, friend, I'm not trying to hustle. I don't never hustle people that walk into poolrooms with leather satchels. Don't try to hustle me.","Okay, I'm Eddie Felson. I shoot straight pool. You got any straight pool shooters in this here poolroom?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18204,Then how do you explain that you both ordered exactly the same sandwich except for the bread? How many people in this world like lettuce and tomato without something else like tuna?,It wasn't a sign. It was a coincidence.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18205,Anything else I can get you?,Some cigars. Case of beer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18206,I'm going to finish school.,"Good. When you are finished, come and talk to me. I have hopes for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18207,"What did we do? Joe, you're not pulling one of your old tricks.","No tricks, no mirrors, nothing up my sleeve. It's on the level this time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18208,Why didn't you tell us you were there earlier?,I don't know. I was afraid there'd be hours of questions. I can't afford to miss a game.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18209,"Caesar, you still got the money?","Yeah, Mick. I've got the money. I'm staring right at it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18210,"So, you're really going to stay here?",That boy wants me to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18211,I got lots of presents.,"And you should. Your mommy tells me you've been such a good girl, and your daddy is so pleased with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18212,"Look, Mirtha. She's walking.",She did that before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18213,"That's the way it came out. Let me ask you one question. Have you ever been in want, in need your entire privileged life?","Now I'm privileged? Why? Because I didn't grow up on food stamps and welfare? Because I didn't call home a cardboard box? No, I never ever went to bed hungry and I'm proud of it, too. Whoever told you that living in poverty earns you some kind of badge of honor flat out lied to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18214,"Mom, do you miss Dad?","Sometimes. But, just when I think your father's changing for the better, I realize he's as self absorbed as ever. He took the credit for Simone tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18215,"Michael, what are those men doing?",They're waiting to see my father.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18216,Do you realize how hard it's going to be to tell my parents? I still haven't told them I didn't get the pilot.,You tested over a month ago. I'm sure they figured it out by now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18217,Like I would have art in my suitcase.,Of course you wouldn't. The Rembrandt wouldn't fit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18218,"This fella holds you hostage, you talk about movies?",It was an unusual experience.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18219,Wait a minute. We ditching the rest of school?,About fuckin' time if you ask me. I'm just going through the motions till I drop out anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18220,"And I can't believe you are so stubborn and so blind as to let some stranger, some phantom you've never even met, destroy it.",You're the reason I never met him. You knew it was the thing I most wanted in life and you sabotaged it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18221,I looked at Theo. She had a look on her face.,Like she smelled it too?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18222,Don't look so freaked.,I'm not. But you should check your backpack 'cause those guys like to steal shit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18223,Did you lose something?,Yes. I lost my remote control.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18224,They keep sayin' two homosexuals. I'm not a homosexual. I want you to stop them saying that.,"That's all they're interested in. It's a freak show to them. I can't control it, Sal. Let'em say what they want. Forget it. It don't matter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18225,"You always were a son-of-a-bitch, weren't you? A little weasel with a quick, dirty mouth.",At least I've stayed true to myself. Which is more than I can say about some people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18226,One royal pupil and the whole of Vienna will come flocking. We'd be set up for life!,They'll come anyway. They love me here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18227,"Yeah, that's all that's worrying you. What do I want? A chance to feed a wife and kids! I'm a farmer. A job! That's what I want!","A farmer, eh? You're a moocher, that's what you are! I wouldn't believe you or anybody else on a stack of bibles! You're a moocher like all the rest of them around here, so get out of here!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18228,"Listen. I got a lot of respect for her, sir. That's about as good a one as I know to tell you.","Well, it's not good enough. Just what do you think would happen to her if she stuck around with you, Kit? Guy like you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18229,"You know Dick Allen, Mesa's Casino?",Dick Allen's a very dear friend of mine. How far you want to go with this?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18230,Where'd they take you to?,I have no idea. They put us in the back of a van with blacked out windows. The shutters up here are nailed shut.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18231,You have to believe me. I did it with the best intentions.,"Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. You rushed in with no thought to the consequences, to yourself or anyone else. You're no better than the people who built this place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18232,"You know you are to be executed, Mr. Williams. Who do you feel is responsible for that?","The system. But I'm not afraid to die, Doctor. I'm dying for what I believe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18233,"Well, those things out there aren't the same, you know? The spaceship and the pyramid, they're from different cultures and different races. That ship just landed here. Crashed like we did. The pyramid and the thing from it are indigenous.",How could anything be indigenous to this asteroid? It's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18234,"Armored trucks are very difficult to steal, Anthony.",I know. But once you get inside you're home free.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18235,"It makes sense. I mean, do you really think he would come along if he knew we were being set up?",I think he'd cut his dick off if Bastaldi told him to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18236,I love you dad.,"I love you so much it hurts. Me and your mother marvel at what you have become. You're going to have a wonderful journey with this girl. I feel it deep inside. A wonderful, magical journey. And I'm, like I said, just so proud of how you turned out. You go out and knock 'em dead Keith. Knock'em dead!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18237,Has anyone else every used your phone?,Just Jennifer. And you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18238,I don't feel too good. I think I'm still drunk from last night.,Never stopped you before. And for God's sake stop plucking your hair. Someone went to a lot of trouble to make sure you wouldn't go bald.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18239,What makes you think he would write a show about the Mau-Mau's.,"C'mon, why not? The Monkees had a show. Look at all that other junk that's on TV. We got underground cult following.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18240,And the social. How about the music notice? You got that in?,"Oh, yes, it's already made up. Our Mr. Mervin wrote a small review.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18241,I thought this was a school day.,I am not at the school anymore. I left last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18242,"Before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. That means you, too.","I never said do what I do, I said do what I say.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18243,These crowds are going to make it a bitch!,"I'm sure you can handle it. Now, I want to do an alley-to-alley sweep beginning at the north and south ends from Marine to 30th. Foot beat units continue on the boardwalk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18244,We got beaucoup movement. 3rd Battalion just got hit 15 clicks north of here.,"Yeah, they had claymores strung up in the trees, blew a whole fucking platoon to pieces. Bad shit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18245,I still don't see why we have to have separate rooms. You expect your father to come through?,"Separate bathrooms, darling. I will not lay out all my cosmetics for you to knock over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18246,"That's an editorial we, of course. I haven't turned up anything personally.","Everything about you is the editorial we. Take that away from you, and you'd disappear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18247,I'm sorry I left you hanging up there.,It doesn't matter. Really. I'm just sorry you got chewed out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18248,I don't know. There's some tension between us. I'd hate to expose you to that.,It'll be okay. I'll fix my lasagna. We'll smoke a joint. Tensions will melt away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18249,You've always loved the animals.,I'm giving them up. I've changed. I've found a new focus.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18250,"I'm not gonna quit cause of one creepy phone call, George.","Come on, Erin. A job's supposed to pay your bills, not put you in danger.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18251,"This is a first. You criticized the Deputy Director to his face and you still have a badge? You must have some one-of-a-kind skills. Why don't you just quit? I mean, you're not going to get promoted, not wearing this jacket.","I like working for the Bureau, sir. I like catching bad guys. It's all I care about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18252,He did more work on the car. He wants fifty bucks extra for it.,Fifty dollars more. That's a lot of money when you don't have a dime. And where'd you plan on getting the money from? Maybe you thought you'd pay your friend Jake McKenna a visit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18253,"Thing is, I'm about out of fuel.",There's some more combustible fuel down in the storage lockers next to the lounge. I'll go get it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18254,Am I too heavy for you?,"Don't worry, you'll be like my little papoose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18255,Exactly that. We can put you inside someone else's body for fifteen minutes.,"Oh, this is just the medical breakthrough I've been waiting for. Are their any side effects? Please say no! Please say no!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18256,It seems such an obvious candidature to us all.,"Very well, folks. I accept.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18257,"This is one of those interrogation tricks, isn't it? You don't give me a cigarette till I tell you more.","No, actually, I just left mine in the car and was hoping you had some.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18258,"Re-figure it, Mr. Bernstein, at two cents.","All right, but I'll keep these figures, too, just in case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18259,"Jackie, would you argue with your doctor.",The shrink? Many times.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18260,You don't understand. You have been chosen.,"Chosen to go to the graveyard? Why don't you just take the first runner up, okay?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18261,"I'm sorry I'm late, but something happened.",You're forgiven if you don't make dates with anybody except me for the rest of the voyage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18262,Nothing for me. I'm leavin'.,"Me, neither. I don't eat meat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18263,"Well, what do you think of my elegant new suit?",Very becoming. It looks better on you than it did on me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18264,Look. He's got the whole house in an uproar.,He's got your father upset. Good thing he doesn't have to go to work in the morning. Is this what he deserves?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18265,"At the very least, this man has the right to know whether there's a charge against him.","Objection. The accused is indeed a man. Therefore, he has no rights under ape law.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18266,"Walk him over to Bethesda Fountain, buy him an ice. It'll kill twenty minutes.",I've got a lot more than twenty minutes to kill.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18267,"Yeah, Steve. Steve was all right for awhile.","All right for awhile? The guy's good-looking, rich, witty. He was a god.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18268,"Wait a minute, Daphne. You haven't got a bathing suit.",She doesn't need one. I don't have one either.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18269,"That was my father-in-law, who has a wrong idea in his head. Listen, Johnny, there's a question I want to ask you. And I want you to tell me the truth if you can. Why do men chase women?","Well. There's the Bible story. God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a hole there, place where there used to be something, and the women have that. Maybe a man isn't complete as a man without a woman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18270,"So, Jimmy, you know where this address is?",Yeah. I'll find it. It's in Harlem.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18271,The captain almost fired me tonight. I'm on my way out. Anytime now.,Nobody gets fired. Look at me. Only thing they might do is transfer you to the Bronx. You look like you aged ten years since I rode with you last.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18272,"It's not much money, but it's enough to live on. You'd have to move out of that hotel and into a furnished room.",Maybe the Romaris might have a room. They seem nice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18273,I said the job is okay.,"That's right, you did. Have you made any friends there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18274,"Now take deep breaths, and push.",Why? It's coming on its own. It doesn't hurt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18275,"Why, you like the duck with the cigar?","Yeah. Nice touch. It's the logo from ""You Bet Your Life"", right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18276,He won't have anything to do with him. Now you say it's all right for him to stay out here in the back?,"Fine with me. If he steals anything, I'll take it out of your pocket anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18277,"Look doc, I really don't understand how her whole personality could change.","The temperal lobe is very common. Could last for days, even weeks. It isn't rare to find destructive or even criminal behaviour.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18278,"Paul, this scotch is exceptional.","It's a single malt, Glenmorangie. I thought you'd like it. Anything you need, gentlemen, let me know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18279,"From what I've seen, Paden doesn't care much about money.","He says he doesn't care about anything, but he does. There's just no telling what it's going to be.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18280,I'm just doing it by the book. Analyze then vaporize. Crime's a science. Everything's analyzed.,"With all this technology, you don't even have to show up for work. Who needs cops when you've got gizmos.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18281,It means I care about you and what happens to you.,"That's all I wanted to hear. 'Cause I'm never going to give up on us. It's easy to fall apart in a crisis. It's easy to be selfish and say goodbye and good luck. But this is more than love. This is a mental decision. Just wait till tomorrow, when you see your birthday present. Then you'll understand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18282,We said 48 hours.,That's a long time to be in jail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18283,"Superman? Oh, was he here?",And you weren't. As usual. What do you say to that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18284,What about these low-level flights? They're starting in what? An hour? Do you realize what you're letting yourself in for?,"We need those flights. We have to know when those missiles become operational, because when they do, we need to destroy them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18285,Are you coming to confess?,"I wish I were. I wish I had done it, then I could confess and you'd be at peace. That great moral philosopher Frank Sinatra once said to someone he loved. He said ""I wish you had an enemy, so I could beat him up.""",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18286,"Alex, has David persisted in his werewolf fantasies?","Well, yes, but he seems to be more upset by the death of his friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18287,He's probably on the bum and wants to touch you for the price of a drink.,"Well, I'm on the bum. I'll buy him a couple of drinks and tell him my troubles. But not tonight. If you won't drink with me, I'll drink alone tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18288,Think you'll make it all the way to getting your wings?,Who knows? Guys a lot smarter than me are dropping out like flies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18289,"Look, I worked all day, I'm tired as hell and I want to sit and eat in peace! Is that asking too much?","No, Dwayne, you go ahead and relax, have a six pack and fall asleep in front of the TV, and come upstairs and pass out. And do it all over again tomorrow!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18290,"David, I'm sorry I upset you yesterday, but you must understand what is going on.",I understand all right. You're one of the undead and I'm a werewolf.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18291,"I will not have any damned ultimatums put to me, Lou. I'll accept your resignation.","You sure got it. You're one stubborn and stupid sonofabitch D.A., and you're making one hell of a mistake!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18292,"Skipper, you're picking up seaweed, or whatever it is.",Reticular fibers. We ought to be clear of them soon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18293,"For God's sake, will you please go now? We gave you every nickel we got.","You're goin' outside with me. If there's no cops around, we just split. Otherwise, you go with us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18294,You mean you don't want to go to a movie? There's plenty of movies around here.,"No, I don't feel so good. We're just two very different kinds of people, that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18295,Toasty. You should come; it's gonna be a great game.,"Oh, I'll be there all right. I'm not letting you out of my sight. Not till you're ready.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18296,"Get out of our way, Mr. Secretary. The navy has been running blockades since the days of John Paul Jones.",I believe the President made it clear that there would be no firing on ships without his express permission.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18297,"I have these strange thoughts, I don't know where they come from. I can't explain it.","Neither can I. Not any of it. There's no reference point for what's going on. It's never happened before. It's a clean break in the fabric of the Universe, a gap. There is nothing to do but experience it, moment-to-moment, and not let it destroy us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18298,You're marrying him? Then why are you coming back to me?,I'm not. I just thought I should tell you myself before you heard it somewhere else.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18299,The deal was no one touches it until we get out of here.,"Yeah, but we made that deal while Wes was still alive. He's gone. Time for a new deal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18300,"Alright Mordechai, now that we're alone I just want to say that I'm not happy about this. I don't want a repeat of that incident in the West Bank.",I got the job done didn't I? I did what I had to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18301,"You could have just flashed him your badge, you know?",Authority still makes me nervous.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18302,The marriage is off. Now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life.,I don't want that. I want to be with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18303,You going to pull a Big Gulp with that?,"No, but if you're nice I'll let you buy me a Slurpee. You know your 7-11speak pretty well.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18304,The battle is over. The war is over. You've won!,"If you win, you know, you have to stay. It's the losers who get to go home. Besides, I'm not so sure it is over. Centurions report enemy scouts probing our lines.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18305,I've done all I could with the laser.,All I'm asking is you test it beforehand!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18306,"Wow, a guy in a Chevy is chasing her and some other guy I can't see.","Hey, no problem, it's probably just another kidnapping featuring Jeffrey's shrink. Pardon me, make that ex-shrink. This is your leader, a certifiable lunatic who told his former psychiatrist all his plans for God knows what whacko irresponsible schemes, and now who knows what she's painted out there on our wall?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18307,There was a bang.,It was the window.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18308,"Before we point the dirty end of the stick at 'ol Don, uh, we better be sure we can prove them charges.","Believe me, if I could prove it, he would be under arrest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18309,"We'll have to go into quarantine, maybe for quite a while.","That's okay, he can remain in hypersleep until they're ready to treat him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18310,"It was good. He was a hard worker, a lot of drive, a real hustler.",And yet you fired him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18311,Your father worked in a mannequin factory?,"Seitz Plastics. That's where he met my mom. She was a fry cook in the cafeteria. Before that, she'd been a dancer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18312,"Manray, I'm very sorry about ya boy Cheeba and Sloan. Believe me, it gave me no joy pulling ya coattail about her, just lookin' out for a brother. I feel you, all this stuff happenin' at once but you can't let if affect your work. You gotta be professional.",I'm always gonna be that. But I ain't doing no more buck dancing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18313,I guess I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.,"I know exactly what the hell you're talking about and you're right, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let's just grow up, be adults, and die.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18314,"Lindenmeyer developed neural connectors that tap directly into the nervous system. If the simulator isn't calibrated properly, experiencing death in this level of VR is like experiencing death within a dream. The experience becomes real.","Simulations are supposed to give participants practice in realistic, dangerous scenarios, while protecting them from the risks they are exposed to in the real world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18315,You said in your divorce papers that he tried to kill himself.,It wasn't a suicide attempt. I regret ever saying that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18316,What's the chances of Mantan being picked up?,I wouldn't bet against it. My Negroidal ass is stuck between the proverbial rock and a hard place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18317,This hyperdrive had better work.,I've never seen it fail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18318,"Well, then, from now on, I'm gonna start keepin' records.","Artie, no records, Artie. What are you gonna do with records? Pay taxes?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18319,The full fifty mile of perimeter fence are in place?,"And the concrete moats, and the motion sensor tracking systems. Donald, dear boy, do try to relax and enjoy yourself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18320,You're around every afternoon?,"Yup. Usually working on my bike. No big deal. If it doesn't work out, you can send 'em back to the chicken fat lady.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18321,But it's my new tape. My Monday morning tape. I made it last night just for today.,"Yeah, well it's fucking Monday afternoon. You should get out of bed earlier.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18322,"Why'd you do it, Frankie? After all these years, why'd you turn against him?","I didn't turn against nobody, he turned against me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18323,"Oh, right. Baking powder, we need baking powder.",We've got plenty of baking powder. You went to Pembroke and got five pounds two weeks ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18324,"We need those flights. We have to know when those missiles become operational, because when they do, we need to destroy them.","Fair enough. But Castro's on alert and we're flying attack planes over their sites, on the deck. There's no way for them to know they're carrying cameras, not bombs. They're going to be shot at, plain and simple.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18325,You have to go. He'll never stop. Leave this place. Find another.,I'll go. We'll both go. Far away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18326,"You ran eight miles today, Puppy.","I'm not hungry, oddly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18327,I can't feel nothing because I am nothing. Just playback. A ghost in the machine.,You're Dixie McCoy's construct. That makes you something special.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18328,"Vincent, where's the shore? We're too far out. We have to go back!",Too late for that. We're closer to the other side.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18329,Mike. I want you to know that I'm pregnant.,How do you know it's mine? We only did it once.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18330,"Look, Harry's not part of this. He's just a sales rep.","No, my dear, he is a federal agent. He killed two of my colleagues the other night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18331,We had a tough year.,"Yeah, nine years straight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18332,Why do you do things like that? You know she's going to come back and tell the boss.,Who cares? That lady's an asshole. Everybody that comes in here is way too uptight. This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18333,Oh my God! Louise! Look! Look! See if that's him!,It's him. He's got California plates. It's the same guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18334,It's really cold.,Yeah. It smells like snow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18335,How's the ankle? Can you put your weight on it?,It's not too bad. Will it take a long time before it's better? Our big swim meet is in three weeks. Interschools. I was going to swim in the one hundred meter freestyle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18336,The door security systems are shutting down.,"Well, Nedry said a few systems would go off-line, didn't he?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18337,Have you agreed on a meeting?,"A week from tonight. In Brooklyn on Tessio's ground, where I'll be safe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18338,Where do our records go to in the Castle?,"We're a medical firm, aren't we? They go to the Medical Records Section.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18339,I'm not a deadbeat. I work when I need to.,"Yeah? And what do you do the rest of the time, live off your trust fund?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18340,"Actually, I'm not eating lunch today. I have an appointment. In fact, I'd better go.","Every day I ask you, and every day you've got something else to do. Do I have bad breath or something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18341,What're you talkin' about? That's your son in there.,"He ain't never known me, Lula, so there ain't much for him to forget. Not seein' each other for six years makes it next best to simple for us, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18342,We can't get rid of him?,He's juiced in. He's the County Commissioner's cousin.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18343,"Well, Jam is in absolute trouble. He couldn't get any deeper into shit if he was a fly sitting in a horse's ass. You know as well as me he'd give his right arm just to see Peter Criss's drum solo, never mind a whole KISS concert, check?","Well, the least we - his only buds in the world - can do, is take him along with us tonight and give him one last curl before he starts serving his sentence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18344,We don't have to see him. Call that halfassed Army hospital and tell them to be ready to put some lipiodol in this kid's esophagus and take X- rays.,But it's ten-thirty at night. We can't get military personnel out for a civilian. A foreign civilian.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18345,I despise the job.,"Ah, we all say that. But if we hate it, why do we do it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18346,Do you miss Mallory?,"Of course, I miss Mallory. She's my wife. I haven't seen her in a long time. What a stupid question.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18347,My name is Esther. Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal from the Jewish Defense League desperately needs to speak with you.,How is old Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal? Is he still shooting every girl he can get his hands on?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18348,But what did you get on your SATs?,"200 verbal/710 math. Kinda weird, I know. But I think they thought it was, like, good-weird.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18349,It's a long detour to Dead Lake. What would we find?,Nothing much. The remnants of a life raft. Maybe a small flag. The emblem of my countrymen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18350,She says you're the one that sells all the cars on TV.,"Well, I don't claim to have sold 'em all. They still have some left, I believe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18351,"Yeah, sure. We were losing the war.","Right. They were worried. They figured you guys were too soft. They wanted something to stir you up, tap into your anger, you know? And we did it. The most powerful thing I ever saw. Even a bad trip, and I had my share, never compared to the fury of the Ladder.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18352,It's a copy of the plaque NASA sent into space on the Pioneer probes.,Houston found it in the extraterrestrial's suit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18353,That is correct. I was engaged to render an opinion.,Engaged to render an opinion. For a price. Is that correct? You're being paid to be here today?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18354,How'd you get the tape? Why didn't the cops put it in evidence?,"With all the blood, I guess they didn't see the rig. Guy had it under a wig.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18355,"I question the thinking behind sending the first ambassador to another civilization in armed, basically announcing our intentions are hostile.",It's designed purely as a defensive device. Call it a reasonable precaution.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18356,"Five months ago you characterized Andrew Beckett as caviar and now you're calling him a cheeseburger. Your standards have shifted a great deal, and I'd like to know why you've changed your mind.","Since that time I've devoted more thought to the subject, and that's how I feel now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18357,"Sara, my arm. I'm stuck, honey.",I guess you're going to have to chew it off then.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18358,What is it you want from me? Some plantation follies? Some sitcom that takes place on a watermelon patch? Some show that follows four nigger generations of junkies and crackheads? You want me to go back to the ante bellum days?,"Yes! I want a show that will make headlines, that will have millions and millions of households tuned in, glued to their televisions every week. I want advertisers dying to buy on this show. I'm gonna squeeze this show out of you if it kills you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18359,"Ah-ha. Well then, we should make some effort to acquire him. We could use a good German composer in Vienna, surely?","I agree, Majesty, but I'm afraid it's not possible. The young man is still in the pay of the Archbishop.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18360,"Hey, hey, hey. I think somebody's got some new clothes.",We been shoppin'. Can't have my boy running around lookin' like a bum on the street.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18361,"They don't know anything Peter, they just sense. They're hardwired!",Right. Hardwired to eat anything that's not like them!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18362,David! You're hurting my feelings.,"Hurting your feelings? Has it occurred to you that it may be unsettling to have you rise from your grave to visit me? Listen to me, I'm talking to a hamburger!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18363,"Oh, Jim, that's beside the point. This boy's different. He's honest and, besides, he thinks the world of me. We can't do this to him.","Well, what do you want me to do? Stand around like a chump and let that drooling infant wrap that Willet Creek Dam appropriation around my neck. Either he falls in line with us and behaves himself or I'll break him so wide open they'll never be able to find the pieces.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18364,We're tracking the cellular phone bill.,Really? You small town guys are good. And have you located Sidney's father?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18365,You need trees for an avenue.,There was talk of planting some when we first came.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18366,I thought you blew all your money.,I did. That stuff I gave him was counterfeit. They'll pinch him the first place he tries to spend it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18367,"No, you just wanted me to keep my mouth shut so I could go to a hanging alone.","Nobody's going to hang. We're all gonna walk away with a little something. I ain't a greedy man. And, hell, you did all the work. One-hundred-thousand dollars. Split that three ways and it comes out to about thirty-three thousand. Give or take.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18368,Are there many windows?,Lots. It's got balconies and two big towers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18369,It's hard to get much spin with this kind of paddle.,"It's called a racquet, Anthony, and you're holding it wrong. That's ghetto play. Hold it like this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18370,That needle ain't pointing north!,"It's pointing out to the gully, where that meteor came down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18371,"Tsch, what'd the doctor say?","Well, she said that I should probably come five times a week. And you know something? I don't think I mind analysis at all. The only question is, will it change my wife?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18372,Why doesn't Palmdale P.D. just raid the guy?,They have. But they never found a lab.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18373,"Here, take the broom. The front needs sweeping.",Wait a minute. I just got here. You sweep. I betcha Sal asked you first anyhow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18374,You said you were on leave for the Fourth.,They cancelled it. Why are you acting like this?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18375,"Do I know everything there is to know here? You fellas aren't talking with Bob Sugar, are you?","Apparently, Denver wanted to deal with him instead of you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18376,"Son, I have this situation under control. I know exactly what I'm doing. You're going to have to trust me on this.","If trusting you means trusting those fuckin' killers, I can't do that. If you don't tell the cops, I will.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18377,"One move, pardner, and you're a dead man.","You can't kill me. You gave your word, Charlie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18378,"You just travel around, no direction, no steady work? You must like taking chances.","If you're going to gamble, might as well play for high stakes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18379,"Well, I've been doing a little independent contracting, some carpentry here and there, y'know, do-it-yourself-type stuff. I still find it very soothing.","I'm happy that you're working again. As long as it comes naturally, that's terrific. You've always liked working with your hands, haven't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18380,"You were shot. We were standing right there, you were shot!","In the flack jacket. Still like getting hit in the back with a baseball bat. Took the air right out of me, but I was just unconscious for awhile. 'Course, you didn't stick around to find that out. You left me for dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18381,"Something real bad has happened and I can't tell you what, just that it's bad and I did it and I can't undo it. Can you help me?","Of course. Of course! Where? Can't I bring it to you? For God's sake, baby, please, just tell me what's happened, what could possibly be so bad?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18382,"I don't know about that. In order for it to have any power, I think it's gotta be an official crucifix.","What's an official cross? Some piece of tin made in Taiwan? What makes that official? If a cross works against vampires, it's not the cross itself, it's what the cross represents. The cross is a symbol of holiness.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18383,Love at first sight?,"I don't know what it was. All I know is I had a gun in my hand, but when I saw you standing with him, I couldn't do it. If that's love, it's not so bad. I found a part of myself that day. I couldn't go back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18384,"Stop messing with my life, Elijah. My son almost shot me last night. He wanted to prove you were right.",I never said you couldn't be killed. I never said that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18385,You're next move should have been e2-e3.,I used a variation. You should have anticipated that. Have you figured out the message?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18386,I'm an undercover agent for the United States Secret Service.,How do we know you're not lying? Let me see your badge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18387,I forgot the napkins.,And the chopsticks and fortune cookies?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18388,Didn't realize you were watching the clock.,"I mean, I can stay a few more minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18389,I don't think anybody can make Tom do anything he didn't want.,"He's a good man, Tom is. He's got a gift, come from heaven above, I swear. But he's still a man. And a woman can lead a man into the middle of a mountain lake and still make him think he's on dry land.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18390,"Wait, wait, wait a minute, Sooze. What are you doing?",I'm leaving. Is that alright with you? Do I have your permission? Maybe you want to think about it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18391,My own purpose is to save this exceptional creature from mutilation.,"And our purpose is to settle custodial and jurisdictional questions concerning this beast, and determine what's to be done with him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18392,"If I saw a way to walk off with a shopping bag full of money, would I take it?",You know where it came from. It's not like it's anybody's life savings. It wouldn't even be missed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18393,"You don't mind yourself at all, do you. Joey used to race pigeons.",He had a few birds. I got up and fed 'em this morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18394,"So, what's this Sarah got that you don't? Three tits?",She's from Connecticut. She belongs to his stupid country club.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18395,"I know, we had a good time. But ever since you guys moved out here, it seems like we've lost touch.","I know. This is a long way from Watts. But what I like about living out here is that you don't hear no helicopters, no sirens, no drive-by's, no nothing. Just peace and quiet. Listen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18396,"Marcee, things are changing around here. You and Rod will have my total personal attention.","Damn right, and you can start by taking Rod's poster and putting it where people can see it!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18397,Look at me. I'm ice cold.,"You're red hot, damn it. Get in there. I've got to get more ice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18398,"The goddamn sign on the wall. I can't do unauthorized work? What am I suppose to do? Just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket? Then you get in an accident and get killed. Or worse. Who they gonna blame then? They gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation.","What reputation? You're nothing but an ignorant, inbred, tumbleweed hick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18399,"It takes a while to figure it out. I'm sure you will, though.","Thanks. I'm sure your mid-life crisis will work out, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18400,"Why not? Look what he's doing for aviation. It takes courage to do what he does. And character! At least he's accomplished something worthwhile. I suppose you'd like to have me marry a business man. Well, I hate business men, particularly if you're a shining example.",Your whole life is devoted to just one thing. To accumulate more money. At least there's romance in what he's doing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18401,Wait. No. You're kidding. Lights out? At nine? My day's just starting.,"I'm sure. If I were you, I would use this time to think about my life. And its direction. Or lack thereof.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18402,"You were so good to me. I swear I never meant to hurt you. We were together what, five years?",Seven if you count the on-and-off years. Which I do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18403,I am almost an adult. This is what I want.,"But Kara, no one has ever gone from here to Earth. The journey is dangerous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18404,"Mr. Taupin, what were you doing in that alley?",I was walking by when I heard a shout. Your men came right after.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18405,"Look, you're going to have to start trusting me sometime. I am a trustworthy person.","Trust is earned, not given away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18406,"Hey little bear, aren't you going to join the others?","Um, my allergist told me not to engage in physically demanding activities where ragweed or spores might be present, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18407,"I recruited the best men in Mexico for my task force and put them through a rigorous screening process. Not only physical, but also psychological.","I'd like to bring you up to Washington, walk you around our side of things, and share some of the information we've been able to develop on your cartels.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18408,I'm forty-three years old. I don't want to wait. I know you well enough to know that I really love you very much. And I can't think of anybody better to be with. And I don't feel like waiting anymore.,"You know a lot of happily married people, Sam? 'Cause I don't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18409,"Lieutenant, are you wearing your hair differently?","It is still regulation, Admiral.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18410,"If he's your brother, why does he have a different name?","My brother Sonny found him living in the streets when he was a kid, so my father took him in. He's a good lawyer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18411,"That's right, sir, I recall it. A large flock of seagulls got lost in a fog and headed in for the town, where all the lights were.","They made some mess, too, smashing into houses and everything. They always make a mess. We're better off without them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18412,"Agent Mackelway, you're going to get your wish. You're going back to Washington. I want you back in Computer Crimes. Fire up those chat rooms.","This time, sir, if I may be so bold, would it be possible to set up my equipment outside CIIAC, perhaps in military housing at Quantico? I didn't get along very well with the other members of the Division. We thought differently.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18413,How are your teeth getting along?,The new ones are fine. The last set I had gave me all kinds of trouble.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18414,"The material you've been creating is too white bread. White people with black faces. The Huxtable's, Cosby, revolutionary. But that's dead. We can't go down that road again.","I don't agree. The Negro middle class does exist, and it's rich material for a dramatic series or sitcom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18415,Lafayette is a child!,"Lafayette is my friend! He believes in glory and truth and the freedom of all mankind, so of course he's a child. But he would have died before he would have let me down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18416,Do you have anything smaller?,"Yes, but I'm afraid this table has a hundred-dollar-minimum bet. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one of our lower stakes tables.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18417,This service tunnel is how they're moving back and forth.,"Yeah, right. It runs from the processing station right into the sublevel here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18418,"Yes I know all that. Mac, I need you to help us out with a little technical problem.",Certainly. I have a full working knowledge of the ship's operations.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18419,That was just for fun. How can I leave? Where would I go?,Wherever we want. We'll get rid of anyone in our way. Even your father.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18420,"Aren't you being just a little harsh, Mothershead? You yourself hardly treated John with much loving kindness when he first arrived.","I bathed him, didn't I? I fed him and cleaned up after him! If loving kindness can be called care and practical concern, then yes, I did treat him with loving kindness, and I'm not ashamed to say it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18421,"Respect is earned, not given away. Trust is given away to anybody.","Not down here. I'll start trusting you when I feel there the time is right. It's not personal, it's just survival.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18422,Going to catch yourself a rich bird?,"Oh, I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht and his own private railroad car and his own toothpaste.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18423,See! That shimmering area.,"Yes, sir. It's getting larger as we close in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18424,"Neil, how are you gonna be in a play if your father won't let you?","First I gotta get the part, then I'll worry about that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18425,"Hello Regan. I'm a friend of your mother, I'd like to help you.",You might loosen the straps then.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18426,"Ray, have you been here all this time?",I just wanted to make sure you were okay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18427,We don't know if it's random. We haven't been able to connect the victims.,The first two were stabbed without thought. The sorority girl was gutted with autopsy precision.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18428,Hey. What are you guys doing here?,"We're springing you, Leer. Get some pants on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18429,Ed! How did you know I was here?,You're famous. Somebody called me. What are you doing in a place like this?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18430,Don't make me sit through one of your plays.,"Hey, Pop. I know you don't like the commotion of opening night, but I especially want you to see this play. It's new territory for me. And for you, too. I have to know what you think.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18431,Santa Carla has become a haven for the undead.,"As a matter of fact, we're almost certain that ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at City Hall.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18432,Then you should carry a gun.,I used to carry a gun when I drove a cab.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18433,I just don't know if I should be dating anyone right now.,"Yeah, every guy you date winds up dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18434,"I'm flattered, but I've taken this little adventure tour. And with the air restrictions they've imposed after the incident in San Diego, you can't fly low enough to see anything of interest.","You see, that's just the thing. Paul and I have special permission to fly low.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18435,"Now that he's in the real world, there are no longer limitations on his behavior like there were in virtual reality. Sid is going to evolve.",Sounds to me like a well-educated way of saying you have no idea what to do next.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18436,What a great kite.,I'm writing a book on kite construction. What did you want to talk about?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18437,"So, you thought you'd be cool. Go against your father's wishes? Yeah, that's grown up.","My father's company imports and exports. Archaeology is part of the business. We happen to get along just fine, smartass. Look, why don't you bust somebody else's balls for a change?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18438,"Mr. Deeds, do you recall forcibly ejecting people from your home?","Oh, yes. Yes. About my throwing those people out of my house. Mrs. Pomponi told the truth. I did throw them out because I didn't want the party in the first place. I didn't invite anybody. Mrs. Pomponi did all that. They just came to see what kind of a freak the ""Cinderella Man"" was. I don't know how people like that are supposed to act, Your Honor, but if that Pomponi woman is an example, I'll stick to simple folks. She just came in, talked my ear off, and took charge of everything. If I were a friend of hers, I'd have her examined.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18439,"You were singing, weren't you? A beautiful voice, Miss St. Aubyn.","That was my companion. She sings little peasant songs quite nicely. A completely untrained voice, of course.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18440,I thought you said 'Be sorry for nothing'.,"Well, now I am sorry. For intruding on you this afternoon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18441,You're not selfish at all.,"Oh, when it comes to you I am. Not that I don't understand why they all need you, but they can't need you more than I do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18442,"We'll have to trap it somehow. If we had a really strong piece of net, we could bag it.","We could cut a section out of that metallite netting. It won't hold up to that acid, but aside from that it's pretty strong.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18443,Is that really it? It doesn't seem very far. Will we be there soon?,I promise. We'll go on as soon as it's light.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18444,So what the fuck's a Finn?,"Oh, for Chrissakes. It just means the kind of person who can eat shit for a long time without complaining, then cut their momma's throat and go dancing the same night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18445,Want to tell me the real reason we stopped at your house?,"I told you, it was on the way and I wanted to change clothes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18446,I don't know if I can with my leg.,"Well, there's only one way to find out. Give it a little gas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18447,"It's my feeling that you really want to buy this shop, Marty.","That's true. I do. But I'm gonna have to take outta loan inna bank. Eight thousand dollars. That's a big note to carry, because I have to give Mr. Gazzara a mortgage, and what I have to weigh is will it pay off in the end more than I can make onna salary?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18448,"Where's your ring, honey?",I ain't worn it since our divorce came through. It must still be in the rolltop in the old cabin. Never thought I'd need it. Vernon bought one encrusted with jewels.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18449,Many have perished in that maze.,"No maze to me, my fried. It is where we take refuge when they hunt us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18450,Karla! Did you tell him I'd be here?,"Nope. I told him that you absolutely, positively would not be here at this bar between ten o'clock and eleven o'clock tonight. And then he came anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18451,"I know these trees all look the same, but I'm getting an awful familiar vibration from this one right here. You sure you know where we're going?",Absolutely. The map is very clear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18452,Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it.,Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18453,Why is it necessary for the Chinese to keep so many soldiers in Lhasa?,To protect. To serve you. Chairman Mao wants you to feel that China belongs to you now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18454,I'm dying for a shower. You could use one too. And we'd better check that bandage.,Later. I'm going out for materiel. Keep this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18455,"Addison, will you please say what you have to say plainly and distinctly, and then get out so I can take my nap!","Very well, plainly and distinctly. Although I consider it unnecessary, because you know as well as I what I am about to say. Lloyd may leave Karen, but he will not leave Karen for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18456,"I don't think I need a day or two. You're even dumber than you think I think you are. Not only that, I'd never extort a nickel out of my worst enemy, that's where I draw the line, Escobar.","Yeah, I once knew a whore who for enough money would piss in a customer's face, but she'd never shit on his chest. That's where she drew the line.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18457,Stay with me tonight. Not because you're being paid to. Stay with me because you want to.,"I do. I do want to. That's why I'm leaving. That's what you given me, see? I know what I want now. I want a guy like you for real. Not because you buy me things and give me money. The nicest thing you ever done for me is hold my hand. You gonna give me that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18458,Death's list. The precise order you're going to die in.,The survivors of Flight 180 died in the exact order they were originally meant to die in the plane crash. That was Death's original design?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18459,No! I don't want you to go to the police! There were other people and why should you be the only one involved!,"But I am involved! We're all involved, Mom! A boy was killed! I don't see how we can get out of that by pretending it didn't happen!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18460,"You stay out of this, Glinda, or I'll fix you as well!","Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18461,Typing and clicking myself to renderings isn't why I started building models.,"All of us are typing and clicking, George. Whether we want to, or not.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18462,"How could Mitchell? After that act he put on up here, is it likely she'd let him in?",She didn't have to. He could have climbed down from here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18463,"I mean, Gordon must weigh a good four hundred pounds.",Heavier than that now. But are there any drugs in that stomach to back up your story?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18464,I'm back on the job for the JDL. You hear about that crazy white boy who took over as Santa?,"Oh, most definitely. Got the brothers here in full alert mode.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18465,Did you see a message to call me when you got back in?,Yes. I just got busy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18466,"If he could do what's on that tape, he's a sicko.","Okay, so he's a freak who thinks he's sane pretending to be a freak. The point is, he was a hitter. Somebody wanted to shut her up. But why not just put a little lead in her ear?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18467,Dante Hicks. Why? What is this about?,You're Dante Hicks? Oh my God! I didn't even recognize you!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18468,"You did work for Emil, right?","Yeah, I was Emil's box-jumper for almost four years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18469,Would you mind walking ahead of me to the sun porch. I feel funny about coming into a dark house.,But it's light in there now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18470,You don't know anything about me.,I'd like to find out. You don't know anything about me either. That's why people have lunch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18471,I didn't do it. I was in the Frankfurt station and the train was three miles away when it blew up.,"Oh, come now! You threw a time bomb.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18472,"Grandpa, if you had a chance to do it all again, what would you do?",I'd take better care of my teeth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18473,It's the President's personal property! I will never give up my tapes to a bunch of Kennedy-loving Harvard Democrat cocksuckers!,This could trigger the impeachment. They'll go to the Supreme Court next.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18474,"So, what brings you kids way out here, ain't you got something better to do for Halloween than wander around out here in the sticks?","Well, I thought I'd maybe take in a hoedown.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18475,"I'm telling you, I was there.",You were probably so scared you didn't look to see what the trick was.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18476,Rachel was terrified when I left her. I could see it in her eyes.,She'll be with you soon. They're pulling up. They'll realize I kept my part of the bargain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18477,"You stop growing that loco weed at your place, you'd see a lot more daylight.",It was for personal consumption.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18478,I mean you being a star and me being just a cigarette girl.,I know. I know. You've got the talent. I got the breaks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18479,Thank you. That'll be fine. Don't spend any money on me.,"Why not? Oh, come, Papa! What better way could I spend it than on you? My kissable, missable, suddenly visible Papa!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18480,"Tough shit, bro. This ain't Miami. You want something, talk to me.","Hey, fuckball, I don't need your permission. L.A.'s an open city.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18481,I still don't understand why you only bought one dress.,It wasn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18482,That's so you're still getting some money when you hit 65.,"I ain't gonna live that long on $143.80! I want it now, man, while I'm still young and cool.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18483,So you tap everyone's phone? You use computers to probe financial records? New Search and Seizure laws?,Just for the criminals.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18484,"I don't know Doug, we haven't even got the place together and already you want to extend it.",Don't worry if the old lady's there I'll brick it back up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18485,"No, I'm from Iowa. I just work in outer space.","Well, I was close. I knew outer space was going to come into it sooner or later.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18486,"Well, don't worry about your fiancee. We'll watch over her.",She can take care of herself. She doesn't need you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18487,"It's the kind of situation you don't pay, you get your legs broken.",Or the guy thinks he could get 'em broken. You have to understand the loan shark's in business the same as anybody else. He isn't in it to hurt people. He's in it to make money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18488,"Lord Vigo, the mother, Dana, is fine and strong. I was wondering, well, would it be possible, if I bring the baby, could I have the woman?","So be it. On this the day of darkness, she will be ours, wife to you and mother to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18489,I didn't mean to make a fool of you.,"Well, you did! Chet found out and he's nuts. It took everything I could do to keep him from coming here and killing you. You have to stop this stuff, Knox.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18490,You want to make a kiddies bet?,I'll bet my watch against your pay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18491,"He's right, Wyatt. Ringo could put five into you before you could even get one into him.","But I'd do it, I'd get that one Into him. So help me God, I would.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18492,I'm glad they didn't hold you downtown.,"They didn't have a leg to stand on. There's no case against me. It's a clumsy thing to have happen, but nothing to worry about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18493,I want to try for San Francisco. There are buildings there. Steel and concrete!,We'd never make it. They're probably all over the road.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18494,That's because you had a proper upbringing.,That's right. I was raised very strictly. So don't speak before you are spoken to!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18495,"Sure, it's only worth 25 million or so. Don't bother telling me what you're going to do with it.",I told you. It's the down payment. And thanks to you it's overdue.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18496,"But going in that church, I'd be stooling for you, Charley. You make a pigeon out of me.","Let me explain you something, kid. Stooling is when you rat on your friends, on the guys you're with. When Johnny needs a favor, don't try to figure it out, just do it. Now go ahead, join the congregation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18497,"What you need is an engineer. If you set up a system of pulleys and counterweights, some basic block and tackle mechanism, you could to this a lot more easily.","It's not supposed to be easy, it's supposed to be beautiful.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18498,You fucked a prostitute?,"No, Micheal did. It was an accident.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18499,Of course she is. No other name is going to sign on now and risk offending her.,We don't need a name. We'll cast an unknown.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18500,"So if you're not running and Ike Graham is there to see it, then any article he writes has got to have a happy ending, right? All we're doing is turning lemon into lemonade.",I've got news for you. No amount of sugar and water is going to turn Ike Graham into something you want to take on a picnic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18501,"Sara, this is Doctor Sheppard. I called you earlier about a book.","Yes, Doctor Sheppard. We called you back but you weren't home. We have the book.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18502,"All right, you want to be real? So tell me why did you dump me?","Oh, Peter, I didn't dump you. I just had to protect myself. You really weren't very good for me, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18503,"So, he's got a thing for prison clothes.",That's just it. He never did time. Seems each arrest was botched for one reason or another. Judge threw out the cases each time. Either he's got a horseshoe up his ass or powerful friends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18504,"The fences are electrified, right?",That's right. But they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses. Systematically. They remembered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18505,"Yeah, just like a half hour, maybe a little more, and your mom'll give it to you. You can wait a half hour, can't you?","Yeah. She can. She's fine, she's just like, tired, she's gotta rest. You rest, kid. Half an hour.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18506,It's an expose on cafeteria food.,And you're leading with the terrible truth about cole slaw?!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18507,We can operate around these guys.,Not by scurrying around like a puppies in a roomful of elephants.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18508,"Oh, he's such a loser!",He's the headmaster of Daisy's school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18509,"Because you paid for the breakfast, I'm gonna tip. Normally I wouldn't.","Whatever. Just throw in your dollar, and let's move. See what I'm dealing with here. Infants. I'm fuckin' dealin' with infants.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18510,"One-third? That's about $7,000,000 isn't it?","Well, we didn't expect that much. I'm sure I can get her to settle quietly for one million.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18511,"Mobile technology is the new fix for these niggaz, I'm tellin' you. I'm just lookin' ahead. Anyways, ain't no money in drugs no more with these rednecks popping cough pills like they's Skittles. Hey, that's what you need, girl. Get you some cough medicine. What, you sick?",Just a cough. Sugar and a spoonful of Jack'll do it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18512,Did your husband know Quaid?,"Yes. They weren't close, but they saw each other once in a while. I think Philip believes all that stuff with the tarot cards.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18513,"She's been touched by God, yes.","How? How? She hallucinates, stops eating and bleeds spontaneously. Is that supposed to convince me she shouldn't be touched? Give me a miracle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18514,This makes no sense. Isabella was supposed to crash her van into a lake. Could we have altered her destiny when we had her arrested?,I don't think so. Alex's premonitions happened exactly as he saw them no matter how much we tried to change it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18515,I'm surprised he hasn't left.,I haven't forced him to work. I only wet him down once. Why would he leave?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18516,I don't want you to see him outside school activities.,Fine. But I need to start deciding how to spend my time and my life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18517,"No, I said I'm never going to bed. There's a difference. See, the article says most people die in their beds. I figure long as I stay outta bed, I'm safe.",That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Where do you sleep?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18518,Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.,"Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18519,I always wanted to go to Zegema Beach.,Good luck. It's not there anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18520,Li Mu Bai is coming to stay the night.,I'll go and make up his room!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18521,I'm sure Sang and Veronica would like that.,We could introduce them. They might hit it off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18522,"You're coming back to work for us, right?",I wanna. But I gotta show this asshole I got an honest to goodness job before he'll let me move out on my own. I can't work for you guys and be worried about getting back before ten o'clock curfew.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18523,I need very little sleep. We must be extremely careful what goods we take in exchange. I have already started a survey of our most urgent needs.,"Well, Comrade, I am afraid you will have to turn over that work to someone else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18524,"I know what you're thinking, okay? You don't want to get in bed with this every night, but it's different now. You're retiring. In six days you're all the way gone.",You've left unfinished business before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18525,No. I mean here you stand with one of nature's most awesome spectacles and the whole time you've had your back to it. Aren't you impressed?,"Frankly, once you've seen Superman in action, Niagara Falls tends to leave you cold.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18526,He doesn't have a concealed weapons permit.,"Don't have time for a lot of paperwork, you know. Just popped over on a quick visit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18527,"Yes, thank you, Mr. Garrison. Your coffee's almost Turkish down here but I could get used to it.",I'm glad you could find time to see me. I flew down from Denver this morning on my private jet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18528,"No, nothing like that. The Ottos are what I'd call model citizens. They're regular at town meetings. They give their opinions in a respectful way. They always help out at various fund-raising bazaars in town , though they aren't church goers.",And they loved Bear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18529,We're not stranded. We've got enough gas in the other reserve to get us back.,Then lets go back while we still can.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18530,"Alfred, am I pigheaded? Is it always my way or the highway?","Why, yes, actually. Death and chance stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world, an attempt to control death itself?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18531,You ain't going down there. Not alone. I'll go.,Fine. But I'm bringing a couple of friends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18532,You weren't so lukewarm yourself. At least at first.,"It fizzled, baby. That's the way it goes. But we had our times, didn't we? It wasn't all bad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18533,Adrian. It¹s too late. The world is blowing up as we stand here.,"Don't be obtuse, Daniel. If I kill Jon in the past, none of this will happen. We won't even be here, will we?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18534,"I'm not at liberty to tell you that, Miss Weathers. You're no longer working with the L.A.P.D. I don't even know why you're standing in here right now. By all means I should have you thrown out.","But you won't. You're a good man, detective. We think alike. I know you need my help. And I know you know I need your help.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18535,You're in show business?,Yeah. I service video equipment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18536,Am I wrecking my car?,"Yeah, a little bit. Listen, this is important. When you feel it start to give, put the clutch in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18537,This gun permit was issued to Clark Brandon?,"The card says so, doesn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18538,Here. I played Gregory Lutz.,I know. You won two games against him and left the auditorium at eight forty five. Where did you go after that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18539,"The people I know want facts, the kinds of things an insider would know. They're interested in putting Anarchy 99 out of business.",All I have to do is risk my life providing you with these facts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18540,Should we turn off the lights?,They already know we're here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18541,"Look, pal, if you're still here when I finish this drink, I'm callin' the police.",Don't do that! I'm innocent I tell ya. The police'll just dip me. They were waitin' for me when I got home last night. I ran.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18542,Yes. I hope you won't take this the wrong way but is there someone older I could talk to? An elder or patriarch of some kind?,I am the oldest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18543,"My God. Is the audience to presume that Colin and I have done her hair? I thought we were mad scientists, not hairdressers.",Only a mad scientist could do this to a woman.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18544,I think I prefer to see my client privately.,The room has a bug in it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18545,"Man, it gives me the creeps. We got no business towing a ship that size anyway. I say we fix the turbines and hit the highway.","Are you crazy? Do you realize we got ourselves a ship? We own a ship, Dodge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18546,She doesn't leave her room! She has been locked in for the last two days with lawyers and law books!,"All right, then make an appointment with her so I can see her!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18547,He's been living out of moving boxes for three months.,This kid just wants his freedom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18548,"Well, since that time, they've killed one person during their trail. And since their incarceration, they've killed one psychologist along with several guards and inmates.","When they were found competent before, they had already killed fifty people. Other than the fact they're a disciplinary problem, which frankly shouldn't surprise anyone, I still don't see where this situation is any different then it was before. So, I ask you again, Mr. McClusky, what's changed?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18549,"In simulation, my supervisors could never keep up.","This isn't simulation anymore. Take'er out easy, cadet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18550,I want to see the tapes.,And what do you possibly think you're going to fucking see there?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18551,I got us through the War all right.,And almost got hanged in peacetime.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18552,"You know, there ought to be a Congressional Medal for men like you. America's comfort to misunderstood wives. I never thought I would find myself in that class.","Oh, you're not so badly off. There's something much worse than being a misunderstood wife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18553,You don't either. We won't know anything until we find that guy and find out if he's alive or what.,"Yes, that's true. We have to find him, run tests, determine if the polymerization is stable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18554,You were talking about your wedding.,"I didn't forget. I was just working on a tangent. See, most men, they'll tell a story straight through, and it won't be complicated, but it won't be interesting either.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18555,"You know what I think? I think you only want me now, because I'm with somebody else.",Who cares what you think. I want you back and that's all that matters.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18556,You're boring me. I have a husband. I don't particularly feel the need for another.,You have a point there. That's a very good point. We're having an affair. Right. An explicitly sexual relationship. Your needs. My needs. You're absolutely right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18557,This had better be good.,It will be. It'll make a change for three miserable junkies who don't know what they want to do with themselves since they stopped doing smack.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18558,"Look, Clarence, I'm not Joe Cocaine.",But you're an actor. I hear these Hollywood guys have it delivered to the set.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18559,Took some talking to convince your super I was a relative.,I told her all my relatives are good looking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18560,"Damn right it is, it's a chance to do something meaningful for a change, to leave our mark on this town. Hell, you'll probably be gone in another six months and all you'll have done is taught some kids the lines to a Led Zep' song. C'mon, don't run out on me now!",Alright I give in. But let's not end up in jail. Okay?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18561,I am trying to keep emotions out of this. Even though this is an important issue to me and I have strong feelings about the subject.,What subject? That I wasn't there to take crap from you and bring you eggs? Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18562,"By the way, Laurence, were you here last time your mistress's brother came over? You know, just before he disappeared?","I work here, sir. I'm here most of the time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18563,You've received your appointment as Enterprise Science Officer?,"Based, I am told, on your recommendation, Admiral. Thank you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18564,"It still has air and reserve power, we can activate gravity and life support.",What if the air has gone bad? We can't wear these suits forever.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18565,I can't believe your dad built this for you.,He didn't. He had it built.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18566,"Wake up, young lady, that's our train.","""Wake up, your highness,"" we should start getting used to saying it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18567,"You'd cut me loose, Boss?",Only if we both get outta this alive. And there may be a way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18568,"Love? Love's just a pretty way of saying, 'I want to sleep with you'. Love is bullshit.","I live on tips, so don't be offended, but you're a liar. I saw you kiss. Admit it, this is the street where love lives.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18569,Party girls? Can I call you?,"Yeah, if you have any dimes left. 477- 0496.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18570,I wasn't going to fight for you. I was just going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend.,"He's not my boyfriend. I mean, I let him take me out and stuff, but I ain't spoken for. Not yet that is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18571,"All right, gentlemen! We will now all go outside for a little gymnastic and take some shovels and undig the tunnel which you digged.",Why don't we just plug up that tunnel with the Kommandant on one end and you on the other?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18572,Gotten your mail yet?,"Yeah, my roommate leaves it on the TV.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18573,Okay. First we shut down all the cooling systems on the stardrive engines.,That'll blow the ship up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18574,"I know, that's when Uncle Elroy cussed out everybody, and threw up in Aunt Faye's backseat.",Yep. I forgot about him cussin' out everybody. Damn that was fun.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18575,"Rick, that is the first time I have ever seen you so impressed.","Well, he's succeeded in impressing half the world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18576,Mother won't tell me how long you've been seeing this person. She's embarrassed to tell me. So why don't you tell me?,Don't call her Mother all the time. It makes her sound tragic and unforgiving. What happened to Mom?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18577,"We don't doubt that, but there's a counterfeiting operation passing bad money in the station. Have you made any purchases here today?","Yes, a ticket to Chicago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18578,This watch is the nicest watch I ever had.,"A feller can't just go around with run-down, busted watches.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18579,I heard there was a bit of a fuss.,"Oh, you know, the usual troublemakers. Danny Padilla from the Sentinel, that crowd.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18580,Why stop at one character when you can have a whole cast?,"Exactly. Now that you have the studio behind you, we can really do things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18581,"Oh God, Bruce. You're still jealous.","Spare me the diagnosis, okay? You're being ridiculous. I can't be jealous of Batman. Can I?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18582,You didn't stop anywhere else?!,"No. No, wait a minute. We stopped at a porno store.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18583,"If we don't, he'll die.","And I'm very sad about that. But some fellas are lucky, and some ain't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18584,I've been in here before.,Take no offense Trevor. I see many patients a day and have an awful memory.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18585,She's coming back. I know she's coming back.,We'll take the car and drive all night. We'll get drunk. We'll go fishing and stay away until she's gone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18586,Hmm. I don't suppose there are too many philosophers in the post office?,"Oh, you'd be surprised. They just don't have their doctorates, that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18587,Aren't you supposed to be buried in New York someplace?,Yeah. Your parents came to my funeral. I was surprised at how many people came.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18588,Thomas. He told me it was a very nice place.,"Oh, Thomas. Ma, it's just a big dance hall, and that's all it is. I been there a hundred times. Loaded with tomatoes. Boy, you're funny, Ma.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18589,I'm not exactly on the other side of the room.,"Your mind is. And when I want a man, I want all of him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18590,This is a good suit.,"I helped you buy it. It came with two pairs of pants. It's for luck, Johnny. When you propose marriage to a woman, you should kneel down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18591,"Cameron, what is the matter with you. You act like they're your mother or something. You afraid of them?","Hell no, I'm not afraid of them. Just, if we get caught with them, we're dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18592,"I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy, but you won't be half as good on any other paper, and you know it. You need me and I need you -- and the paper needs both of us.","Well, the paper'll have to learn to do without me. And so will you. It just didn't work out, Walter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18593,I'm hungry enough to eat a horse.,You'll have to settle for turkey.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18594,"You amped the neural connectors back up, didn't you? You're the reason the convict died. You're the reason I got fired!","I couldn't just let them make you bring down my degree of difficulty. I'm a triple-twisting, double back flip off the high platform, not a swan dive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18595,"You know those shotguns I sold ya, well I need 'em back.",Not likely I am afraid. I don't think I'll be seeing them again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18596,"Geronimo. When you're really in love, you'll jump. Off the top of the Empire State. Screaming 'Geronimo' the whole way down.",But you'll die. You'll squash yourself. What's the point?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18597,"He's your brother, you figure it out. Maybe he made another bomb.",Or reactivated the first one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18598,I don't believe it. The Marquis de Sade? You're actually publishing his novels?,"Ever since his unfortunate death, there's been a surge of interest in his work. I'll use the profits to restore Charenton to her former glory.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18599,Some of the brown stuff is still there.,Then eat around it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18600,Nora's not coming. She refuses to leave her son.,We have to tell her she's in danger!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18601,We've received no news one way or the other. We can only hope for the best.,What about the report from an eyewitness at the liquor store who said one of the brothers was shot?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18602,You haven't started in on the internal organs?,Just the blood sample from the pericardial sac.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18603,Why are you being so hateful to me? Is this because of Lloyd?,"No. I told you everything, you lied to me. I would have done anything for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18604,You can't kill a President.,He's not a President! He's an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18605,Helen just asked me what sort of arrangements we have for the families.,"I just checked myself. They're being issued identity cards. Call comes, and evacuation officers meet them at pre-arranged departure areas. They go by helicopter to Mount Weather. We meet them there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18606,Lestat escaped the fire!,He hadn't even been there. And all those years I thought he was dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18607,At footspeed I estimate the journey to Paradise City at 1.2 hours.,We don't have 1.2 hours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18608,"Why did you go in the sphere, Beth?",Same reason I put explosives around the habitat. For defense. For the power. To protect myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18609,"Victor, are you feeling alright?",Just a little banged up. A couple scrapes. Why?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18610,I've since changed my mind. I designed this place based on my belief that I was doing what the legal system couldn't or wouldn't do. McCay had the company buy the property and they pay the bills. It's a tax write off. On the books everything looks kosher. I have an office on 5th that I haven't seen in ten years.,Doesn't anyone notice all the people missing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18611,"All right, I drove to the beach. Norma, you don't want me to feel I'm locked up in this house?","Of course not, Joe. It's just that I don't want to be left alone. Not now, while I'm under this terrible strain. My nerves are being torn apart. All I ask is for you to be a little patient and a little kind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18612,"Well, she comes to see me. She was upset about a lot of things, especially that whole fuckin' Lester Diamond incident.","All of a sudden, you're the shoulder to cry on? Did you at least tell her about your little role in that whole situation?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18613,You wanna know the difference? The difference is that you're screwing up the song.,Yeah. Sure. I'm screwing up the song. You're the one who's been two beats behind since we kicked it off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18614,We can horsetrade with Khruschev on ships. But it doesn't get us any closer to removing those missiles.,"Have to hope it's a signal that he'll back down on the real issue, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18615,"No, I like the bag. It would be good for the job tonight.",It belongs to Vincent Bastaldi. He left it last time he was here. I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you used it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18616,"A hundred and five years? He really hung on, didn't he?","And he didn't die of old age either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18617,Guess I'm just lucky.,"That's just what they're calling ya, pal. Lucky Luciano.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18618,"""Paid vindication."" That's what I call justice.","Justice, yes. Paid, I don't know. They like the idea, but my hands are tied with budget restraints.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18619,"So, Mr. Marsh used cocaine?",I don't think so. The membrane in his nasal passage didn't show any sign of long time usage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18620,But surely the Emperor didn't mean to prohibit dancing when it's part of the story.,"It is dangerous for you to interpret His Majesty's edicts. Give me your score, please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18621,A merger? How long will you be gone?,"Quite a while. As a matter of fact, I'm not coming back at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18622,That's no excuse for not going after what you want.,"Who says I'm not going after what I want? My mother's thirty-nine years old and she still works in that factory. Every time I see her, I know exactly what I don't want.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18623,"It took a long time, but eventually I learned to live with it. And I began to realize that my experience in the Nexus had changed me. I knew things about people, about events, about time.","Your ""sixth sense."" I've always wondered where it came from. And what about Soran?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18624,"Search your feelings, father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.","It is too late for me, son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18625,Ten thousand cash. I don't know if it's Brill's prices going up or your commission.,I take a straight 15 percent. Brill's fee varies with risk. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable using someone else.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18626,You've preserved my Jag! Smashing!,"Yes, we've had it retrofitted with a secure cellular phone, an on-board computer, and a Global Geosynchronous Positioning Device. Oh, and finally, this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18627,"You've got to trust me. It sounds silly, but I know we were meant to meet.","You mean you were meant to hijack my truck, make me crash it, and have every security man in town looking for me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18628,"Geez, Gates was killed. Who do we send the thank you note to?","The Butler did it. Guy was a cross between Alistair Cook and a Cuisinart. Dude took Mr. Ed and humptied dumptied it over Gates's head. He said it was made by, get this, Leonardo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18629,"You know everyone can be controlled, Pavel. Where are you storing the personnel files?",In a building belonging to the University in the Old Town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18630,I've lived in Africa a year and I don't know what you know. How long have you been here?,Almost three hours. But I've been getting ready all my life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18631,What's I tell ya? That sick piece of shit was a stone cold psycho.,"You could've asked the cop, if you didn't just kill him. He talked about what he was going to do when he was slicing him up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18632,Your investment ideas never work out.,"That's the whole point. They rarely work out. But on occasion they do. And when they do, they do big.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18633,"You didn't actually purchase this car, did you. Trip??",It was Jerry Nathan's. He owed me money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18634,The place we're going is on the other side of that.,We can't climb over that. We'll break our necks!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18635,You're never going to marry?,"Probably. But when I do, it'll be to someone who thinks of life as more than a new dress, a lobster dinner, and the latest scandal. I need a woman who'll go anywhere, do anything, and love it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18636,"Elevated? What does that mean? Elevated! The only thing a man should elevate is - oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm stupid. But I am fed up to the teeth with elevated things! Old dead legends! How can we go on forever writing about gods and legends?","Because they do. They go on forever, at least what they represent. The eternal in us, not the ephemeral. Opera is here to ennoble us. You and me, just as much as His Majesty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18637,"Yes. According to the Geneva Convention, dead prisoners are to be given a decent burial.",Of course. I'm aware of the Geneva Convention. They will be given the burial they deserve. Or perhaps you would suggest we haul in twenty-one cannons from the Eastern Front and give them a twenty-one gun salute?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18638,"At the rate he started, he's probably passed two state lines by this time. The exercise is good for him.","Yes, I noticed he was getting a little fat lately. Ouch!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18639,They're not that Jewish.,"I don't care what they are. I know those people, and I don't like them. The rest are just a bunch of kikes, aren't they?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18640,I want to apologize about my brother and the Mau-Mau's. I should not have imposed them on you.,"C'mon. You were only doing what family is supposed to be doing for family. You gave your brother a shot. That's all anybody can ask for, an opportunity, a chance, a shot. He got his.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18641,I have a better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily-escapable situation involving an overly-elaborate and exotic death.,"Why don't you just shoot him now? Here, I'll get a gun. We'll just shoot him. Bang! Dead. Done.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18642,Never! I'll get to New York if I have to starve all the way.,Must be some strange power Westley has over you women. How do you expect to get there?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18643,What's with the banquet? This is supposed to be a private meet.,"It's only us and Sonny. Hey, Sonny. Come on out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18644,I'll give you fifty cents.,That's a Franklin Mint piece. Eight dollars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18645,Do you talk to Holly or Lee behind my back? Do you? You must. They seem to know so much about us.,"Well, maybe I've asked advice once or twice, or made a joke.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18646,"We're not leaving you here, sir!","This is my farm. Get on the boat, NOW ! That's an order, Sergeant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18647,It's a family heirloom.,I've seen those in magazines. They're not cheap.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18648,She knows not to steal. I've taught her better than that.,"Yeah, but you're not her parents, anymore, you and Helen. Her parents are Axl Rose and Madonna. The five minutes you spend a day with her can't compete with that kind of constant bombardment. You're outgunned, amigo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18649,"Goddammit, goddammit!! That son of a bitch!! Well, at least I know you didn't fuck him.","No, but I wanted to. I really wanted to, partially just to piss you off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18650,"You sealed off the system. When it crashes, everyone dies with you.","Yes, but only in the dream they call life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18651,Take care of Mr. Whale like he was your flesh and blood.,It is my job. I did it when he was happy and it was easy. It is only fair I do it now when he is ill. Enough talk. I must wake up the master.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18652,"Still, I feel you should remove the decanter. Wes is not an alcoholic yet, Mr. Holland. But, as a nurse, I can tell you that it won't be long before he is.","I'm afraid the decanter will have to stay where it is. I engaged you, Miss Connell, to take care of my wife, not my brother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18653,But I like the presidential suite.,"Oh, it's a similar room. But the hotel is in Washington D.C. You're not going to get a fair trial down here, in front of a jury of Jesse James sympathizers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18654,I don't see the humor in this. Go to your room immediately. You're grounded.,Grounded? Ha! The story of my life. I don't wanna go to my room. I wanna import Japanese cars. I wanna go to Liverpool and discover the Beatles.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18655,Is every Tutsi in the neighborhood here?,"They came through the bushes, over the wall. What could I do?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18656,"Clarence, I've got something to tell you. I didn't just happen to be at the theater. I was paid to be there.","What are you, a theater checker? You check up on the box office girls? Make sure they're not rippin' the place off?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18657,It's a big building where the generals meet. But that's not important right now. They've cleared you of any blame for what happened on that raid. Isn't that good news?,"Is it? Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18658,I terrible with mechanical things.,"No you're not, you just don't understand them. Here, do what I tell you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18659,"You just drove a fucking customer away, Barry.","We didn't even really have it. I happen to know for a fact that the only Stevie Wonder single we have is ""Don't Drive Drunk."" I was just goofing on the straight, and it never cost you a penny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18660,"It was a complicated situation which could have been misconstrued, causing you to maybe take offense.",'Cause you went out the back door and nailed her girlfriend? Who would take offense to that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18661,You did Basic here?,"Fifteen years ago under Sergeant West. Piece of work, that guy. I remember, he used to have these two silver .45's with ivory handles and if you weren't quick enough, he'd knock you on the head with one of them. He still carry those guns?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18662,I won't have this vulgar talk in my house.,"It's only a joke, Mummy. I'm fifteen. I'm still at school. I want to be a nun when I grow up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18663,You're General Kenobi?!? The Jedi knight! The commander of the White Legions?,I'm afraid it's been a long time since the White Legions roamed the stars. But I have the memories.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18664,"Same thing you want. I want to be out of Sierra, to be able to do as I please. But that takes money.",That's what this is all about? A shakedown? You picked the wrong people. We don't have any money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18665,"Airk! Come on, Airk. Lemme outa here.","Hey, remember? You don't need my help, Madmartigan. Little rabbit trap like this? Come on! I could open it for you, but I wouldn't wanna insult you!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18666,We're really gonna be in a movie!?,"That's right, Evan, and you get to be the star.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18667,I was trying to save you. They were going to vaporize you.,Don't be ridiculous! They're just a bunch of harmless old men. My grandfather was in there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18668,"Scottie, why are we here?",I told you. I have to go back into the past. Once more. For the last time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18669,"Yeah, hey I saw your album at Musicland up at the mall.","Oh yeah, we're starting to get good placement and shit like that, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18670,"Wow, she's beautiful. You really think she looks like me?","Her hair doesn't have as many split ends at yours. Her skin isn't as oily as yours, either. Also, sometimes your eyes get kinda squinty and they look like you might have Down's Syndrome or something. Otherwise the resemblance is uncanny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18671,I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.,"Who's the bigger idiot? The idiot who gets kidnapped, or the idiot who lets herself get kidnapped by the idiot?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18672,I just wanted to thank you for taking me along.,Thank you for volunteering.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18673,"It's my life. If I want to fuck it up, that's my business.",I said pretty much the same thing to my mother when I was your age.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18674,"I'm Lisa. Oh, you have a guitar!",I thought maybe you'd like to hear a song.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18675,"So when you sleepwalk, you go somewhere familiar?",No. Every time I wake up somewhere different. Sometimes my bike is laying there next to me. Like once when I woke up on the edge of this cliff up on Carpathian Ridge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18676,"Just for the record, I understood the last part of what you said, but for a while there you guys were making no fucking sense whatsoever.",I was just explaining to Lex here what you and I already know. Just had to make it a little more complicated so he'd understand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18677,"Hey, Dad. What's up?",Your car's leaking either transmission or brake fluid. I want you to have it checked ASAP at a gas station.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18678,"Maybe you should go out with him. If you keep avoiding him he'll get suspicious. Besides, what better way to not get busted than to date the cop who's investigating you.","The thing is, I really like him. I finally meet a guy I really like and I'm a fuckin' werewolf.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18679,"Hey, Ray, what's the name of that nightclub of yours?",You mean the Boom-Boom Room?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18680,"Ah, Doolittle, I do have a malfunction on this readout, but I can't seem to pinpoint exactly where it is.",Don't worry about it. We'll find out when it goes bad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18681,I've been here twenty years.,Maybe that's too long.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18682,My third grade teacher at the convent shot better than that.,"Yeah, but she had divine guidance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18683,"It's okay, Rose. You can go with him.","Oh yeah! Well if ya don't mind, I'll decide on my own date!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18684,We've almost got your husband and your daughter out. So don't get any ideas.,They tortured us. And you're going to let them have all that money?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18685,"How like your aunt you are, even in your walk.","I know, Uncle, you've told me that already.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18686,"In Japan, men come first and women come second.",Or sometimes not at all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18687,You are so good to me. Will you also allow me to have a botanical garden?,"You may have anything you wish, my sweet and lovely Marie-Louise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18688,I don't care what they're forming. I'm on my way and I don't like the idea of being stopped either.,"Oh, but you don't know how big this thing is. You should see the thousands of telegrams we've received and what they're saying about you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18689,If you had what you wanted at home why did you sneak into their yard?,Because somehow the fruit always tasted that much sweeter because of the pain it took to get to it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18690,Am I suppose to be this sore?,"For the first time, yes. It'll pass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18691,"Still, you have survived the dinosaurs before. You saved those kids.",A few of us survived. A lot more died. And we were better prepared and better armed. How many days have they been missing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18692,The Bailey Building and Loan. It was up there.,They went out of business years ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18693,"Wow, you are smart.",And you are great in bed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18694,"A million dollars for our first run is not bad, George.",It is bad. It's chump change. We might as well be hauling suitcases across the border. We're getting screwed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18695,I found forgiveness in my heart for the people who killed my daughter. I gave my grief to Jesus Christ.,Is that what you want me to do? Put it all on Jesus? Let him sort it out in the afterlife?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18696,I'm not here to date. I can't leave Oscar in a strange place with someone I don't know.,"It's Janine Melnitz, from my staff. She's one of my most valuable employees.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18697,We know you didn't kill those guards.,"They're going to fry me for it, anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18698,"Thanks, but Miss Dawson and I are going out to see the sights.","Fine, fine. Swell, You just showed me a sight lovely to behold, and I'd like to reciprocate. Listen, you hop aboard my magic carpet, and I'll show you sights that you've never seen before.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18699,"Jesus. I could almost understand it if he was screwing these people, almost. Why doesn't he just buy some magazines or porno movies or something?","Doesn't work. He has to know the people, he has to be able to interact with them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18700,And I really wanted some ice cream too.,I can run out and get it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18701,"Don't let me get started on my childhood. Oh, you know what? There is a bookstore.","Yes. A couple of blocks from here. If you don't know about it, you should. You'd really love it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18702,What about breaking and entering? Are you wearing anything under that?,I did not break nor enter. I simply chose an advisable location to await my client's delinquent husband.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18703,"Lucy. There are big things going on in my house. My granddaughter Loretta, the only daughter of my son Cosmo, has engaged herself to be married a second time.",I have heard that Johnny Cammareri got down on his knees in The Grand Ticino and proposed to her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18704,I don't have a credit card. They took my wallet.,"Now that's too bad. I sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel shit, 'cause you're gonna have to work this one off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18705,"Hey, one miracle at a time. They're on to me now, remember?",I'm gonna be en route with a team shortly to relieve you. Just keep the pressure on until the cavalry arrives. And X? You done yourself proud helping those people today.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18706,And he scrambled the son of a bitch. Having fun yet?,"I'm having a blast. God, that sucker teed off on it just like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18707,"Apparently, I was hit on the head with something really heavy, giving me a form of amnesia. When I came to, I didn't know who I was, where I was, or where I came from. Luckily, I had my driver's license or I wouldn't even know my name. I hoped it would tell me where I lived but it had a Tallahassee address on it, and I stopped somebody on the street and they told me I was in Detroit. So that was no help. But I did have some money on me, so I hopped in a cab until I saw somethin' that looked familiar. For some reason, and don't ask me why, that theater looked familiar. So I told him to stop and I got out.","And in a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18708,"Yes, sir. I was considered one of the best bush pilots on Sullust. I've also had six hours on the T-2.","Six hours, huh? Well, that's your ship there. You're blue five. You stay glued to me. I don't want any independent operations out there. Personally I think it's foolish for them to be sending fresh kids out on a job like this. This is no joy ride we're going on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18709,"Fats, let's you and I shoot a game of pool for a thousand dollars a game.","Preach! Go down and get me some White Tavern whisky, a glass, and some ice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18710,"Detective Williams here. Is that you, Jeffrey?","Yes it's me!!! Frank is on his way up to Dorothy's apartment. Oh no. Frank has a radio and is hearing everything we say!! Detective Williams, hurry, I'm in the apartment. Hurry. I'm hiding in the back bedroom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18711,Are you saying you just made the whole thing up? The guy never even existed?,He existed. He was some kid I knew from Little League. He was a real jerk. You say he's a friend of Dwayne's?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18712,Why do girls like that always like guys like that?,"Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18713,You would have done that?,"I would have tried not to. But yes, if it would have kept him from shooting you, I would have.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18714,I've given that up.,So have I. I've got a legitimate job now. I can use a guy like you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18715,My husband can't know about this.,"No one must know! Especially him. You must appear to live your life normally, conveying nothing. The security of this nation depends on it. Can you do that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18716,You always suspected she'd fled to the West.,I didn't think she'd dare come back to Peking!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18717,I didn't expect to see you again.,"Same here. But I had a long talk with my accountant this afternoon. You know, to see how a move like this would affect my tax picture, and he said it would be okay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18718,Most of the creditors I know personally. I've seen them grow up in the community. I knew their fathers and mothers before them.,"I know, Dickson. That's all very well. But you're taking too many chances. In these times a bank should keep liquid in case of trouble. In case of emergency!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18719,"You were afraid of him, weren't you?",He was afraid of himself. He tried suicide once. He was ill. Manic depressive. He had wild emotional highs and lows. Not a happy affliction for a scientist. He'd been revered in our community. By the end he was a joke.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18720,"Eddie, this is quite a scene.",I know it's a lot to give you at the last second.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18721,That was a pretty clever trick you did with the hospital's batteries. How'd you do it?,It wasn't a trick. I used to be an electrical engineer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18722,Did they argue the day before he died?,"Well, he died on a Sunday and I have the weekends off, but they were ripping at each other with both barrels Friday afternoon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18723,"Well, so you're getting married tomorrow, eh? How does it feel, Bruce?","Feels awful good. Yes, sir, we're taking the four o'clock train to Albany and tomorrow we'll be married.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18724,"Apparently, what has happened is that the maternal instinct has transcended the gap of time and this has caused an alteration in your mother's emotional behavior.",Are you trying to tell me that my mother's got the hots for me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18725,"Well, the bad news is we only made 25 bucks each.",How could that be? The box was packed!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18726,Mr. Scott. Have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?,"Certainly, sir. How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18727,"Lindsey, open the door! I'm locked in the laundry room!",You locked yourself in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18728,See you? He can smell you from there.,"Oh God, he's coming over here. Act natural, totally natural.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18729,"Frost's bodycount keeps rising, and I'm not getting any younger, am I?",I wouldn't go in there if I were you. It's best to leave him alone when he's like this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18730,"I believe in it for some people. I mean, for me it was silly, I was confused going in. So I just formed my own personal theory that you should never take advice from someone of the opposite sex that doesn't know you intimately.","Well, my therapist knows me intimately.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18731,I'm telling you. I don't stay home with these kids tomorrow.,"Okay. Then, tomorrow, I take the kids with me to the picket line.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18732,"Why, thank you! Very nice to have met you, Cliff! May I ask you a question?","He's a former boyfriend. We lived together for about six months. And yes, I'll admit it. I've still kind of got a thing for him. That's what you wanted to know, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18733,"I was going to get up and get a hen out there for dinner, but time got away.","Oh, I would feel much at home if you let me get one for you. I haven't wrung a chicken's neck in a month of Sundays. You know, folks would call my daddy to kill their hogs. That used to be my trade from time to time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18734,I don't need any money for the baby. I'll be fine.,"Inflation, tuition, college. Children are damned expensive. I know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18735,That was weird. I guess leaving was the best idea.,"I don't know. Now that we're out here and it's three degrees, I'm not so sure I wouldn't rather face a blood-thirsty mob.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18736,What if I told you your patients are in real physical danger from their dreams?,That's a new one. Is that what they're teaching now at Stanford?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18737,You can be John Malkovich.,"Well that's perfect. My second choice. Ah, this is wonderful. Too good to be true! You see, I'm a sad man. Sad and fat and alone. Oh, I've tried all the diets, my friends. Lived for a year on nothing but imitation mayonnaise. Did it work? You be the judge. But Malkovich! King of New York! Man about town! Most eligible bachelor! Bon Vivant! The Schopenhauer of the 20th century! Thin man extraordinaire!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18738,Japan? What's she doing in Japan?,"You've heard of mail-order brides? Well they go that way, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18739,I wasn't going to fight for you. I was just going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend.,"He's not my boyfriend. I mean, I let him take me out and stuff, but I ain't spoken for. Not yet that is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18740,"Have you ever considered running your own ""Park"" ? I mean, since you will not be returning to your former profession.","I didn't think even this company could afford to write off enough to build a new ""Park"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18741,You just closed the store to play hockey on the roof!,"Exactly, which means I can't close it for another hour so we can both go to a wake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18742,"Since when has the paragon of investigative journalism allowed lawyers to determine the news content on ""60 Minutes""?",It's an alternate version. So what if we have an alternate version? And I don't think her being cautious is so damned unreasonable.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18743,I don't want no dirty money. I run an honest business.,"Yeah, like Al Capone on tax day. Get the keys?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18744,Endorse me in public. Do that and I'll make you rich and set you free. I'll return your estates. I know you would give anything to be outside again. Endorse me and you will be free. Think of it. What would you do with your freedom?,"If you set me free I will find my way back to the army, march on Rome and depose you. Then, the army and I will restore the Republic so that animals like you will never control human destinies again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18745,"I can't leave. You said so yourself, there is no Minority Report. I don't have an alternative future.",But you still have a choice. The others never had a chance to see their future. You did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18746,Are we going to be seeing you at Miss Shannon's Boarding School?,"Yes, but I'm going to live at home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18747,You said this morning the hose was going to run me one-fifty.,Yep. For the hose. But while you was gone I replaced a gasket. That's going to run you another fifty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18748,Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Do you have any idea what you are saying? You are asking me to help you fuck the mob.,"These people are serious, Violet. If you want to know how serious, ask Shelly. They're worse than any cop because they have lots of money and no rules. You fuck them, you've got to do it right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18749,The dress she was wearing had been altered to fit her. I noticed a different colored thread where the dress had been taken in. It wasn't her dress or she must have lost some weight.,Gordon said you were good. The tailored dress is our code for drugs. Did you notice what was pinned to it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18750,Is that cool? Just to leave her like that?,She's got guards with her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18751,"Do you know this young man, Mrs. Halligan?",Sure I do. He has the best room in me house. The one with the fancy wallpaper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18752,Some of these are so old and tattered. You should throw them away.,I have. Or there would be twice as many.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18753,"Yes, she committed suicide yesterday. That's not news. I heard about it last year.","Oh, yeah? Maybe she didn't commit suicide. She may have been murdered!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18754,I can't grow a moustache. It never comes in evenly.,Me neither. But I'm going to stop wearing underpants in order to raise my sperm count. See you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18755,"Oskar, good of you to come.","Are you kidding, I never miss a party. Police Chief Rasch, my wife Emilie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18756,I've been seeing Johannsen in chemistry.,That goddamn Neanderthal? I'm the one who gave him the idea for the combination bug spray-sun screen! Did you know that?!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18757,"Yeah, but he's my son. Nothing strange about that. He's my own flesh and blood. But here you got the same name as this man here, and you're not even the same color.","That's how we met. We're members of the International Same Name Club. Believe it or not, there are 846 Paul Benjamins in America. But only two in the New York metropolitan area. That's how Paul and I got to be such good friends. We're the only ones who show up at the meetings.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18758,"Because he said he's coming to hear us play, maybe.","What do you mean, maybe? I saw the way he looked at you. He'll be there for sure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18759,Now I remember why I haven't gone anywhere in months. I'm not even in the same universe as those creatures back there. I might as well be from another planet.,"We just need to figure out a place where you can meet somebody who isn't a total idiot, that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18760,"I need ten thousand dollars. My lawyer says if we can spread ten thousand bucks around, we can get the case dropped.",But they don't have a case against you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18761,"Jackson, how many times I got to tell you, you're from Tennessee.","I am, but I like imported whiskey. So there I am and I hear the biggest ole' coon you ever did hear, rustling right there in front of me. That ole' boy comes right out of the brush, I got a clear shot and he knows he's about to meet his maker. I aim, I got my finger tight on the trigger and then I just smile and say to that ole' coon, go on, now, you get out of here. Then I sit down on a hollow log and take a long pull of that mash whiskey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18762,May we stay here for a while? We'd like to rest.,Of course you can stay. This belongs to the people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18763,"Are you sure this is gonna work? I mean, why didn't we bring that gun and just blast him away?","It probably wouldn't have any effect on him. The only sure way to stop Jason is to return him to his original resting place, where he drowned in 1957.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18764,"Laura, do you love me?","Yes, I love you. I've told you, but it doesn't really matter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18765,"If I had to guess, I'd say the blackouts are stress related.",But he's seven. What kind of stress can he have?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18766,"You don't take anything seriously, do you?","I try not to, anyway. It's better for your health. I mean, look at you, Vincent. You're the guy with the wife and three kids and the ranch house on Long Island. You're the guy with the white shoes and the white Caddy and the white shag carpet. But you've had two heart attacks, and I'm still waiting for my first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18767,"Dad, how come you know the words?","Honey that song came out in 1968, when I was exactly your age.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18768,"Hey, Miles, I heard you came by the restaurant last night looking for me.","Oh, yeah. No. I mean yeah, I stopped by for a drink. Didn't see you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18769,"Damn, Jimmy, did you take a pill that makes you say all the right stuff?",I'm choking on it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18770,Oh my god. Can you believe your ears?,Yeah! No more clicks and whistles! Now she speaks perfect English!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18771,"Yeah, I think I'm bleeding.",Come on. There's a first aid kit in the lab.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18772,"Hey, I brought some friends and some beer.",Fine. Welcome. Come sit down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18773,You've never told me why this region's called the Forbidden Zone.,No one really knows. It's an ancient taboo. Set forth in the Sacred Scrolls. The Lawgiver pronounced the area deadly.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18774,What makes you think you'll be any safer around here? It's only about a mile away from where you live.,"It might not be far, but it's another galaxy. Black is black and white is white, and never the twain shall meet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18775,"Well, southern boy, I suppose you want the sack that's convenient to the door?","And gets the wind every time it opens? No, thanks. I'll take that one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18776,It has to be Frida. This makes three guys ripped apart who are tied to her ass.,"Okay Lloyd. First, no way does Frida have the physical strength to tear a guy to shreds. Second, why would she be so obvious and let it be known she was the last one to see these guys? Third, she's the one in danger. She's a woman in jeopardy and you're layin' a murder rap on her. Fourth, I look in her eyes and know she's no killer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18777,"Amanda, as ironic as this is gonna sound, I can't take any money. I'm no Midnight Cowboy, y'know. It would only cheapen the whole deal for me.","I'm not paying you for the lovemaking, Hawk. I just want you to have whatever you needed the money for when you took me up on my offer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18778,"We're gonna disassemble his spiffy old Batmobile, then reassemble it as an H-bomb on wheels. Capiche? Yesterday's victor is tomorrow's vapor.","He'd have more power as a martyr. No, to destroy Batman we must first turn him into what he hates most. Meaning, us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18779,"Cornelius, if you have a moment today, I'd like to discuss this expedition of yours in more detail.","Certainly, sir. I'll get my notes and come right over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18780,I think your boss is going to need some spin control.,"I quit two days ago, Brian.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18781,Oh. I believe we are required to engage in a ritual known as the singalong.,"That's great. I haven't sung around a campfire since I was a boy in Iowa. What are we going to sing? Bones, what are we going to sing?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18782,"Martin. It was a beautiful role. All I had to do was find the character's center, the stem I'd used to wind him up and he'd play, man, he'd play.","Well, you had it down cold. Watching you in the movie, if I didn't know better I'd have to believe you were a made guy and not acting. Even the fink part. I never met a fink and I hope to God I never do, but how you did it must be the way finks act.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18783,"Rebecca, we shattered a man's life in open court.",Fuck him! He tried to shatter mine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18784,I have to admit you really have a beautiful home.,"Thank you. If you told me two years ago we'd be living here, I would never have believed it. Do you live around here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18785,"You remember that pizza place, Joe's on Tenth Street, maybe fifteen years ago? When you ordered a pie it came with a little plastic Madonna in the middle?","Yeah, or Saint Anthony. You from the neighborhood?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18786,I belong with Deborah! We're going to South Africa!,You're not going anywhere. You're 15 years old!!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18787,"I don't know why you're so weirded out, this is not San Quentin, it's just a nuthouse. Most of these people don't even know where they are, they're not gonna hurt you.",In a few minutes we're gonna be in a room with a killer. That doesn't bother you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18788,We had a tough year.,"Yeah, nine years straight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18789,Really? You told your father what you told me? You let him see your passion for acting?,"Yeah. He didn't like it one bit but at least he's letting me stay in the play. Of course, he won't be able to come. He'll be in Chicago on business. But I think he's gonna let me stay with acting. As long as I keep my grades up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18790,The President's promised to give whoever helps me 1 million dollars.,Yeah? Greenbacks? I got ten million of them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18791,I'm starvin' and it's way past lunchtime.,Totally. All I've had for chow was a packet of Pop Rocks and a Yoo-hoo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18792,For the last ten miles I've been trying to figure out how to sleep sitting up. I'm getting to the point where I don't think there's any place named Sonora.,It's a long ways yet. I figure we ought to camp. She's tired.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18793,I told you I need a drink.,Then buy a bottle and go outside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18794,"Mozart, music is not the issue here. No one doubts your talent. It is your judgment of literature that's in question. Even with the politics taken out, this thing would still remain a vulgar farce. Why waste your spirit on such rubbish? Surely you can choose more elevated themes?","Elevated? What does that mean? Elevated! The only thing a man should elevate is, oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm stupid. But I am fed up to the teeth with elevated things! Old dead legends! How can we go on forever writing about gods and legends?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18795,River Street? I thought we was going to the Garden.,"I've got to cover a bet there on the way over. Anyway, it gives us a chance to talk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18796,This is all figured at three cents a copy.,"Re-figure it, Mr. Bernstein, at two cents.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18797,That doesn't tell us much. Did you run a check on the gas like I told you?,"Yeah, we did. It was unleaded, high octane.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18798,Would you care for a drink while you're waiting? I can put it on the Underhill bill.,Great. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18799,But I thought high school is only four years.,"It is, unless you're a fuck up, like myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18800,What are you people doing out in the middle of the night?,"I'm after news, as usual. I wonder if it would be all right for me to slip in and look around your factory?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18801,Future Man. You know. Cause he looks like he's from the future.,He looks like he was designed by scientists. For desert warfare.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18802,"Well, like, I don't want to tell you, exactly.","Oh, so you'll let a total stranger record your sexual life on tape, but you won't tell your own sister?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18803,I can play the piano?,"Oh dear, yes. You were an excellent student, before all that clarinet nonsense. You loved Chopin. You used to call it ""heaven music."" ""Teach me some heaven music,"" you used to say.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18804,She's really kind of hot.,She's an attractive older woman.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18805,"Yeah, so what do you guys do next? I mean, what's your band do now?","Oh, uh, we're gonna go in the studio and we're, we're doin' a new album.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18806,You're a sword fighter too?,"Yes, I am. But I prefer the machete. Certain moves, however, call for a sword.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18807,"Lloyd, when we were in Principal Collins's office, did you see any kind of chest?",Harry's treasure chest? Sure. I know where that is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18808,"She did? I love her so much, and I haven't seen her in such a long time. And Grandpa Barney. Is he all, right?","Yes, he's fine, too. You saw them at Easter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18809,"This is where you're supposed to say that you haven't laughed this much in ages, and then you see the error of your ways.","You make me laugh much more than Ray does, if that's what you're getting at. But I already knew you could make me laugh. It's everything else I don't know about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18810,"Just what is your position, if you don't mind my asking? How did a stuffed shirt like you get into this line of work?",They call me in when they've reached a dead end. Freelance. Like yourself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18811,I won't be back. I've requested the Atlanta run.,"Elaine, not yet. I promise you, I really can change.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18812,"Everything felt right for the first time. I need to go back to make sure, then if the feeling is still there, I'm going to speak to Dr. Feldman about sexual reassignment surgery.","This is absurd. Besides, Feldman's an allergist. If you're going to do something, do it right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18813,"In the Third Reich, weren't a number of high-ranking Nazis of Jewish origin?","Yes, and they were said to be the most virulent proponents of the Final Solution. Really, who but a Jew would want to kill Ilio Manzetti simply because he was Jewish? Who thinks about such things?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18814,"I never thought I would say this, but can I go work now?",Let's pack it up. We haven't had a customer in four hours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18815,You mean tow her back? That's a thirty thousand ton ship you're talking about.,We've done it before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18816,Do you love me?,More than I ever imagined being able to love anyone ever.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18817,"Just give me the money. Fuckin' give me the fuckin' money, Sammy.","I'm gonna okay you ten and get you even, and that's it. Then you got to get out of here before the cops and the newspapers are all over you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18818,"I can see the edge of the asteroid field, sir.","Good. Soon as we're clear, we'll kick this baby into hyperdrive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18819,"Now listen to what I've got to say. I took up this profession when I was ten years old. In those days there weren't these modern machines. The films were silent. The projectors were run by hand, like this, with a crank. And you wound the crank all day long. It was really rough going! If you got tired and slowed down' boom! Everything would go up in flames!","Then why don't you want to teach it to me too? Now that there's no more cranking, and it's easier?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18820,"So Juno, how did your maneuver go last night?","Which maneuver, sir? The one in which I moved an entire living room set from one lawn to another, or the one in which I cleared a sixty-four ounce blue slushie in ten minutes?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18821,You got a bathroom I can use before we hit the road?,Yeah. First door on the right. It ain't that dirty. Just kinda' filthy is all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18822,This is the cross-reference of clerks who've worked on Orlac claims?,Is your friend's name among them? Then he only worked on the one case. Your Chief will send me the final summation when he's finished with it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18823,"Oh my god, it's you! You're a worker! A filthy, stupid, disgusting worker!","Gee, uh, could you say it a little louder? I think there are some ants in the next colony who didn't hear you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18824,"When they did my eyes, I made them promise I'd still be able to cry. Sounds stupid, doesn't it?","No. It's important to be able to feel those things. We're going to pull this run off, Molly, and we've got to do it soon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18825,Keating said everybody took turns reading. I don't want to do it.,"God, you really have a problem, don't you? How can it hurt you to read? I mean isn't that what this is all about? Expressing yourself?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18826,"Good morning, Drew. Thanks for coming out.","Well, it's a big day. Wanted to line up a few ducks before kickoff. Any thoughts? Last minute refinements or variations?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18827,They've had a little car trouble. I'm afraid they won't be here until after dark.,Then we shouldn't break into the cavern until tomorrow morning. This could be a very important find. I want it documented.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18828,I'm waiting for the phone.,Good luck. That guy's been in there since I got here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18829,You never know when or where a story will break.,Not much story here. Just a bunch of kids cutting loose.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18830,Did Daddy tease you?,"Yes, he did, and I don't like it any more than you do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18831,I don't need a tuxedo.,Of course you do. A tuxedo and tails.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18832,How's Frederick? He didn't come.,"Oh, well, you know Frederick. One of his moods. Although it wasn't a bad week. He uh, sold a picture.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18833,I'm just concerned about my daughter.,You don't have to worry. She's going to be fine. We're law-abiding citizens just like you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18834,"Good move. When all is said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her pants off and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.",Good decision. All actresses are mad as snakes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18835,Your hatred makes them stronger and you weaker.,I don't buy that. There's a place for hatred. Did you know that Liz and I got into an argument the night she was killed? I acted like an ass and I never had a chance to apologize to her. Do you know what that feels like?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18836,"Rizzo, did they have chinese food in your time?",I think I had some when I was eight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18837,"Sam, if you're not doing anything New Year's, and obviously you're not doing anything New Year's, we're having some people over. All of them married, not one even remotely interested in playing around. Does that sound great or what? I can't think of the last time I was at a party when anything actually happened.","Thanks, but I'll pass. It's kind of a big night. I don't like to leave Jonah alone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18838,But you can't explode in the bomb bay. It's foolish. You'll kill us all. There's no reason for it.,I am programmed to detonate in nine minutes. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18839,"Sean, come on out, man. What, you forget your favorite uncle?",Stephen told him you were killed in a hot tub accident.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18840,I'm on a diet. But thank you.,"You don't need to lose any weight. You're kidding, right? You look great. Very fit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18841,"Oh, Buddy, I've never had someone be so protective of me!",That's what your man is supposed to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18842,"Pop, there's no way an Ivy League Team is going all the way.",I don't care about the team. I care about the school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18843,"I understand, Cynthia and thank you for the offer. I'll find a place. Now go ahead and give the Cowboy a yodel and get back to me.","Okay, but you don't know what you're missing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18844,I'm Sheriff Hartman. You want me?,"You're certainly a hard fellow to find, Sheriff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18845,"I thought she wasn't your girlfriend, dude.",She's Not! But if she WAS it would be THAT little asshole who's fucking it up for me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18846,"Never mind, Strudel. It's part of music, getting used to an audience. Aren't I right, Herr Mozart?","Well, yes! On the whole, I suppose. How long have you been playing, Fraulein?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18847,"You can't go in there, Ray! You'll never make it!",I'm going in for him. He'd do the same for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18848,"Look, how many times can I say I'm sorry? I blew it! I thought she was rich.",That's a good reason to dump your girlfriend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18849,Will the police do anything to her?,It's too late for that. She can't drive the bus anymore. The school board saw to that right off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18850,"Peter, this is serious. I need to know if you think there's anything unusual about him.",Unusual? I don't know. I haven't had a lot of experience with babies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18851,A lot of people don't wear underwear.,Yeah but a guy hung like a horse would need briefs to keep things in line.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18852,Remember whose office this was back in '63? 531 Lafayette Street.,"Yeah, Guy Banister. Ex-FBI man. He died couple years ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18853,"How about me? Do you think if I concentrated and put my whole soul into it, that some day I might be a putterer?","You sir? You could never be a putterer. Not a good putterer, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18854,We've got to rescue him.,"If he is in the park, luck is all that can save him now, and there's plenty of that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18855,"You the only cat don't come on with that ""Whatcha know, daddy"" jive, and you don't cuss none.",I respect myself. A man cuss because he hasn't got the words to say what's on his mind.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18856,I didn't see anything.,"Well, don't stand there, you idiot. Go and look. Open the window. Oh, why did he have to pick on my building?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18857,Your house must have been a zoo.,"It was great. There was always someone to play with, give you advice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18858,One job I'd never take is working around electricity.,Especially when it's two hundred feet off the ground.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18859,"You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here'd go right off their feed!","I just don't think it's right, keepin' him under wraps like we's ashamed of him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18860,I'm afraid I have some bad news about your car.,Mr. Danvers called. I'll get a new one with the insurance money. B.F.D.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18861,"Well, you should be, because this time I'm going to win.","Well, then this time you'll have to stay for the whole match, won't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18862,Good morning Jack. I hope you haven't been waiting too long.,No problem. In fact we had time to grab a bite to eat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18863,"Come on, Winston. We can't quit now. The holidays are coming up. It's our best season.","Give it up, Ray. You're living in the past. Ghostbusters doesn't exist anymore. In a year these kids won't even remember who we are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18864,Now what? Now nothing. She passed the polygraph. That's it.,She knew she could beat it. That's why she asked to take it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18865,They obviously weren't designed for racing.,"Well, those treads stink. You'd blow a knee out racing on those.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18866,So you thought you could sneak in my window and we would have a little bump-bump?,"No, no. I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule. I just thought we might do some on top of the clothes stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18867,It's a white powder that comes in a vial.,How do you instruct your patients to take it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18868,I like you in a black tie.,I love you in an evening gown.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18869,It's no use! They know we're in here!,"They don't know anything Peter, they just sense. They're hardwired!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18870,There's still no indication of why they attacked the station?,We think they were looking for something. They practically tore the place apart.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18871,"But we mean it because we are a peace-loving country. Are they a peace-loving country, Major?","I don't know, sir. But they're just as anxious to avoid a nuclear war as we are. War just doesn't make sense any more, for anybody.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18872,I don't know. He just appeared as magic.,"Well, don't just sit there, shoot him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18873,"Welcome to Charenton, Abbe du Maupas.","I'm pleased to have the new post, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18874,"No, don't guess I do. Scooter, good to meet you. This is him, the one I talked to you about on the phone. Now like I said, I'll understand if you get nervous about it. I'm not gonna lie to you now, he did get in that trouble. But then, he was real young.",I remember it real well. Cut them folks to pieces. His mama one of 'em.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18875,This isn't right Finnegan. I've got a contract.,20 hours on the clock. Out and back. Double for overtime.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18876,"I can't help thinking there's something that Pendergast overlooked. If the scratches were made by whatever killed Beauregard, it wants something that's in here.",A blow dart. Seed pods. A plant press. Pretty unimpressive stuff.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18877,I don't drink beer.,Mommy won't know. You can do anything you want right now. Mommy won't know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18878,Where are you going? To him? Is that it? To be a whore to that gutter rat?,I'd rather be his whore than your wife.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18879,A lot of men come in here?,"Oh yeah. Between here and Vegas, we get a lot of customers. All types. Even had an officer, just like you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18880,Never seen a gun fire so fast!,It's a repeating steam cannon!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18881,That puts us pretty far away from Paradise City.,To land any closer would risk detection.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18882,"Oh, the uncle is missing.",Not Cole's Uncle but probably the sheriff's uncle in federal prison.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18883,"I'm gonna burn you to the ground, you son of a bitch.","Excellent. That's exactly what I had in mind. But if you're going to kill me, we have to work together, old son. I'm no pushover, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18884,Give me your checkbook then.,It's right under that pile.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18885,"OK, then. I'm gonna go back to the store and buy my own pack and smoke 'em all myself.","Buy them with what, dumbhead?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18886,You'd risk worldwide nuclear war for your own personal financial gains.,Nobody wants war. I'd just like to keep the threat alive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18887,Alfredo died. Do you remember him?,Of course I remember him. I'm sorry. You were terribly fond of him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18888,"Hal, I've told you about twenty times, yes, I could identify them, but neither one of them was the type to pull something like this.","Well, you're not exactly an expert witness, but what makes you so sure?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18889,"He's at home. Listen, I can't believe he went to the store. I'm mortified, actually. I'm really sorry. He had no right to do that, and I told him so.",It was kind of funny.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18890,"Now, just a minute. You have just very clearly implied that there is a reason why Joseph should not give my wife the money which I left for her. I can't possibly allow a remark like that to go without explanation.","Let's just say, he looks after your interests.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18891,"Brother, we decided to leave this place just one day too late, you know?","Well, there's sure as hell nothing to stop us now. Everybody we know between here and Bixby is already dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18892,That don't make sense. You gave your word to my husband to kill me?,"Your husband had the opportunity to remove you from harm's way. Instead, he used you to try to save himself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18893,"So what? So what? For starters, how about littering is a crime.",Haw-haw! Why don't you run off and find a cop and I'll wait right here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18894,I gotta tell you something. I kind of fell in love with her last night.,"She was unconscious, Patrick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18895,"I was hoping for a kind word, little sister.",You were hoping for a kind word? You're my mother! You're supposed to nourish me! Support me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18896,Bruce may still refuse. It is my belief that he is becoming more belligerent.,I propose we consider a hostile take over. Perhaps Ol' Bruce is in need of a new job opportunity.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18897,"You know, not many teenage girls in your situation would actually go through with this.","I weighed my options. But after all this, I'm glad I didn't, you know, get rid of it. I want to have it. For you guys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18898,Wait a second. There's guards all over the place. You'll need a distraction.,"I'll go to the craps table, make a big scene. When security comes over, you make your move.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18899,"Jesus, Jack. Jesus. And you walked all the way back from Solvang?",Ran. Twisted my ankle too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18900,"What is wrong with old habits, Mr. Overstreet?","They perpetuate mechanical living, sir. They limit your mind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18901,"Rick, I want to talk to you.","Ah, Cole. I don't remember ordering an asshole from room service.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18902,I'm accused of using some government wagons to ship personal property.,Congress has been using our supply wagons for years to ship their black market goods. Probably their whores!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18903,He's using the map as a chessboard! The sonofabitch is playing chess with me!!,How can he be playing Chess with you? You're not making any moves against him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18904,It's some sort of party the town is throwing.,They do it each year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18905,You never said anything about an android being here! Why not?,"Well, it didn't occur to me. It's been policy for years to have a synthetic on board.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18906,"Sir, the manager stepped out for a moment. I'm currently running the store. Can I see the CD?","No, give me my damn money back. Right now, and I don't have no damn receipt neither.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18907,"Good evening, Your Highness.","Good evening, Louis. You seem to be very crowded tonight. Can you manage a table near the floor?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18908,You want to borrow the car? You don't have a license.,That's okay. You're driving.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18909,Jesus Christ. You're hammered. What are you doing?,"You're right about the old man. His power's long dried up. He's supposed to be a medicine man, but he won't go see the people. He says we changed, and we don't listen. Well, he don't go out and talk no more. I haven't had a drink in three years, but I just turned my sobriety chip into that man behind the bar, and this Hoss is gettin' watered.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18910,"I see. So playing hockey and attending wakes, these practices are standard operating procedure.","There's a difference. Those were obligations. Obligations that could not have been met at any later date. Now renting videos, that's just gratuitous, not to mention illogical, considering you work in a video store.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18911,"Well, now that is just too bad! Curiosity killed the cat.","Yeah, but satisfaction brought him back. Can I?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18912,"Well, it means something to me. If you want us to have a relationship, you've got to be a one-woman man.","It was just a shag, Vanessa. You're everything to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18913,"Wait a minute, you expect to be knighted for finding that soupbone?","It was the vertebrae of a Megatherium, found in Asia.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18914,Do you know this man? Is there something between you?,I know only that he is a killer. And I shall bring back his carcass.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18915,Did your father ever tell you about the day you were born?,A thousand times. He caught an uncatchable fish.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18916,That's Vaughan. He talked to you at the hospital.,"Oh yes. I thought he was a medical photographer, doing some sort of accident research. He wanted every conceivable detail about our crash.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18917,"I just need to find my brothers and be on my way, Beefy.",It's not gonna be easy. Your brothers can possess people. So they probably won't look like themselves. You have to be suspicious of everyone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18918,"Edie, I need you to love me. Tell me you love me.",I didn't say I didn't love you. I said stay away from me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18919,"God. This is the kitchen, huh?","Yeah, this is it. How do you like it, Danny? Is it big enough for you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18920,That doesn't make any difference. I bought those earrings for my mother on her birthday. They have a very special value for her.,"Yeah, but I can't be sorting through that shit in the middle of a burglary. There's just not time for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18921,"You went there? I've wanted to go there, but I thought it was off limits.",It is. But that didn't stop me. Shouldn't stop you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18922,What?! Parole officer? You mean you're a criminal?,"Well, not anymore, Thelma, except for bustin' parole, I haven't done one wrong thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18923,"I had a good neighbor, George. She was 60 and Mexican and she watched my kids for free. Something tells me you're not gonna be able to measure up to that.",You need help with your kids? I could probably do that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18924,"You're a lucky man, Mr. Whale. Whatever damage was done by your stroke, it left your motor abilities relatively unimpaired.","Yes, yes, Dr. Payne. But from the neck up? What's my story there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18925,"You know, I don't know if I could do this even if I wanted to. The Gaming Commission would never give me a license. I have at least two dozen gambling and bookmaking pinches on me.",You don't have to have a license to work in a casino. All you gotta do is apply for one. The state law says you can work in a casino while they're processing your application. They got a ten-year backlog.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18926,"Yeah, we should never let a woman come between us again.",I don't think that'll happen. We've learned a valuable lesson we won't ever forget.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18927,Allow me to assure you that my government will not be satisfied with a polite note of regret for this shocking example of aggression against our peace-loving people.,"Damn you, de Sade! You know as well as I do that this was the act of a mentally sick man. A single individual, whose crack-up can probably be traced to the strains and tensions caused by your country.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18928,"Look, Miss. I know you're still upset about that incident in Chicago, but understand, this is a cut throat business. We don't have time to play nursemaid to every single Tom, Dick, and Harry.",Maybe we should make the time. Especially considering the sixteen million dollars we have set aside expressly to settle lawsuits from these very events.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18929,"The Judge is here. Over here, Judge Munson.",Wasn't she the Judge at my divorce hearing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18930,But I'm not prepared to die.,I'd like to know why not. You thought life on Earth was meaningless. You despised people. So what did you do? You ran away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18931,You say you haven't seen your son since the day before yesterday?,"When he went to work, right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18932,"Well, we must get people sinning if we want to fill up our New Hell. How are things going down at City Hall?",I lowered the drinking age to ten.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18933,I can't believe Mr. Stubbins is dead.,You said you hated him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18934,You haven't finished your beer.,I don't want it. But why don't you stay and finish your drink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18935,"Peter, you've got to promise me something. Promise you'll never lie the way Charles did. Why do people have to tell lies?","Usually it's because they want something, and they're afraid the truth won't get it for them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18936,I think we should try sneaking in.,Four dudes sneaking in? We'd get busted fer sure. Bad plan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18937,"But, PG&E told her about the chromium?","They told her something, but it can't have been too specific, cause I talked to her, and she sure didn't think her water was bad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18938,But how can I win? Adrian is stronger and smarter than me.,"Stronger, yes. Smarter, definitely. But you have something he doesn't have.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18939,"Touchy, touchy. I'm sorry I brought the wedding up. Let's just avoid the issue, alright? Now, are we having coffee?",I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over. Us. This is no joke. I don't think we should see each other anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18940,"Wait! Wait! Let me ask you something. If you like shot Superman with those guns, would he feel it or what?","On Earth, no. But on Krypton we could slice him up like Oscar Mayer Bologna.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18941,I've never gotten a message that wasn't bad news.,How someone strong like you scared from a message? It's good news I'm sure!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18942,I want at all costs to avoid this. Do we have news from the delegation in China?,"Not yet, but the Governor of Chamdo, Ngabo Jigme, suggests we must negotiate and offers to go to Peking.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18943,What was that for? I know you can take punches. I can hit you from now to doomsday. What the fuck does that prove?,"See that, I don't feel it. I can take it. I know I can take anybody.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18944,She's in high school. She's sexually active. She's on drugs. She's crying out for some help.,You're describing half the high school girls in America. What is she doing right now?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18945,"Will you be joining us, soon?",I will be there in five minutes. Go back to your guests.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18946,That's all that's been on the box all day. They killed some people didn't they?,"Four Rangers, three cops, and two civilians. And they took a lady bank teller as a hostage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18947,What the fuck are you doin' with a son?,"He left home a long time ago. He was in the hospital, up in Los Ang gleez, real sick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18948,"Okay Lloyd, you tell me how she killed them.",She's got a hidden pitbull. Maybe she hired someone to kill them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18949,Is that my birthday cake? May I see?,You'll see it when it's all lit and ready for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18950,There are only four banks within that travel radius which they have not robbed.,Can you put men at all four?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18951,"These are real, live women?","We don't generally feature blow-up dolls in our magazine. But hey, if you think there's a market for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18952,"Do you know what happened yesterday, Carter? I was officially nominated for the Commissioner's post for the LAPD. There was a dinner last night, two hundred LAPD officers were there.",Two hundred cops? Was Mario Sanchez there? He owes me money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18953,"She's real eat, drink and be merry girl.","And she'll end up fat, alcoholic and miserable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18954,Maybe I should talk to Dr. Roth about it.,"Hey, take your time. You know time heals better than any shrink ever can.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18955,Right. Were going to need some fire power. Do you have any sort of guns or ammunition here? Anything at all?,"I got my .38 here. That's six shots and two refills. Downstairs, I think we got another rifle, maybe a scatterer and some gardening tools. Maybe a couple boxes of shells for The Judge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18956,"Must you take this terrible demon on yourself, my love?","Yes. I'm the only one. I have to enter Malkovich and destroy him from the inside. If not me, who?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18957,I don't know what killed this man. I'm not sure if anybody else could claim to either.,You knew this man didn't die at the bomb site before we got here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18958,And the bookstore? Have you been working there long?,It's just a summer job. Something to help pay the bills while I finish my dissertation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18959,I think she broke the skin.,What a bitch. You should see a doctor. That can be dangerous. George bit me once and I had to go to the emergency room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18960,Is Miss Simone coming today?,"She's already here. She arrived before you and she'll leave long after you've gone. Remember, under no circumstances are you or any other person to enter the set without my express permission.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18961,You need a bigger place. This is like a little kid's room.,I could never move. I've got too much stuff.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18962,Five bucks! You mean you're going to charge me five bucks just to look at it?,"Once you look at it, you're going to want to buy it from me. That's guaranteed. And that's the price, five bucks. So if you're not willing to spring for it, you might as well not bother to look. It'll just tear you up inside and make you miserable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18963,Don't talk such bunk! She's one of the acts on the ship. I just ran into her by accident.,"Did you muss up her hair by accident, too?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18964,You forgot to wash my purple shirt. I told you a hundred times it was Purple Day at school today.,I didn't forget. I was up all night thinking about it and I concluded you're too special to look like everyone else. Orange Red. That's your color. Few can carry it off. Now please. Help me find your brother.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18965,"My partner believes that I should build a horror chamber, immortalizing the hideous crimes and criminals of London. At such times, Marie Antoinette has reassured me. She has promised me recognition for the devotion I gave to her.","She will undoubtedly keep her promise. If you'll grant me the privilege, I'd like to submit this work to the Royal Academy when I get back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18966,"All right, go ahead, get her on the witness stand! What can she say?","But how will she look? The fashions this spring are very becoming to her. Gentlemen, the judge will be French, the jury will be French, everybody in that courtroom will be French. Have you ever seen a French court when a beautiful woman sits on the witness stand and lifts her skirt a little? You sit down and pull up your pants and where will it get you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18967,I'm a scientist. I just conducted an experiment. Now I have to write it up.,But the experiment was a failure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18968,That boat is my livelihood!,You'll get it back. Or one better.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18969,"Then we have no choice. General, issue the warning orders to our forces. They will be prepared to execute the air strikes Monday morning and the follow-on invasion according to the schedule thereafter. I'll need the official release orders on my desk Sunday night.","Understood, sir. We need to step up the overflights and finalize our pilots' target folders in order to be able to carry out the strikes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18970,"Like I said, I'd still be up on that mountain, frozen solid, it wasn't for you.","We'll get you to a hospital, soon as we get to Fairbanks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18971,"That's Ricky Tan? He's four feet tall. I'll go over with you right now, shake him down.",This is a very dangerous man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18972,"Now, what is this going to look like to those who do not know what I just told you?",It's gonna look like the bad guys are killing each other.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18973,So what happened to Mr. Right? I hear he ditched you and the kid and moved to Europe.,"He didn't ""ditch"" me. We had some problems, he got a good offer from an orchestra in England and he took it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18974,"I see. You realize, however, that you committed a crime?","In a legal sense, yes. But not actually. Actually, I'm innocent. I didn't do anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18975,Just introducing myself to the neighbors.,"Well, I'm the neighbors. There, now we're introduced, so you can shut the fuck up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18976,I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?,Not until Trading Places in '83. Jamie Lee was always the virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits until she went legit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18977,You're saying they mutinied for the gold?,"If they were close enough to shore, they probably figured they could get away in the lifeboats.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18978,"Ellie, we can tear up the rule book on cold-bloodedness. It doesn't apply. They're totally wrong! This is a warm-blooded creature. They're totally wrong.",They were wrong. Case closed. This thing doesn't live in a swamp to support it's body weight for God's sake!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18979,"DeLa, I'm aboard. As long as I get to hoof and get paid too!!!",That's right. Money turns the wheel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18980,"Heard on the radio how doctors is usin' leeches again, just in old times. You know, when even barbers used them?","I got one on me at Lake Lanier. Lifeguard poured salt on it and it dropped off. Felt awful. He was a cute boy, though, so it was almost worth it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18981,Did you see that kid grab Vampira's tits?,"I envied him. Hell, I envied you too, having a girlfriend that would jump in front of a car like that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18982,"I've never seen anything like this. The Reapers are as different from us as we are from you. It's almost as if the virus is rewiring their bodies, creating new, parasitic organs which consume the old ones.",Like cancer with a purpose.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18983,What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in Palermo.,That's what I came to tell Loretta. There's been a miracle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18984,And I'll tell the Child Protective Services about your kiddie porn endeavors. One step closer and I'll shove this up your ass!,That's dangerous! You could blow your hands off!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18985,I thought you were going to stop wearing your glasses.,My vision got worse again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18986,That's what you got me here for at three o'clock in the morning? Because there's a spider in the bathroom?,"My God, I mean, you know how I am about insects.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18987,There. Now you look like someone I might want to marry.,Maybe you'd better look around for another candidate. I don't think my skin is tough enough to survive a lifetime of you and your brush.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18988,"So we've been meeting with banks all day. It's amazing how many ways they can say ""no"" without ever using the word.","Well, typically corporate loans are relatively simple matters, but you do need to demonstrate a capacity for gross fund recovery.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18989,You're gonna have surveillance all over you.,That's why you don't make a move till I come out of the fitting room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18990,"It's freezing, isn't it?",Coffee's warming me up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18991,"Well, now me and Mickey are gonna take it easy. Just enjoy each other's company, stop and smell the roses, notice the color purple, stuff like that.",How do you intend to disappear? You're probably the most famous couple in America.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18992,"I could've pulled the car up on the tracks, slowed it down some.","Yeah, then we'd be stuck here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18993,This doesn't taste like cappuccino.,"Oh, I must have put too much ethyl-chloride in it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18994,"Sorry, sorry, sorry. I know, I'm late, I'm a swine.",Did you forget where I live? It's four o'clock.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_18995,"Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about!","Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18996,"OK, Scott, no one really wants to ""kill"" anyone here. They say it, but they don't mean it.","Actually, the boy's quite astute. I am trying to kill him. My Evil Associates have cautioned against it, so here he is, unfortunately alive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18997,What do I tell my mama when I get home? I didn't find him and that's what I wanted to do.,"But you did all you could, David. Not many little boys could've gone on such a journey as you did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18998,"Walter, you're wonderful in a loathesome sort of way. Now, would you mind keeping quiet long enough for me to tell you what I came up here for?","Sure, come on. We'll have some lunch and you can tell me everything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_18999,"What are you talking about? Sugar and me, we're just like sisters.","Yeah? Well, I'm your fairy godmother, and I'm keeping an eye on you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19000,Is that why you became a Nazi? So you could talk about Jews incessantly?,"Believe me, Adolf Hitler couldn't possibly have hated the Jews as much as I do. Not in a billion years. You know why?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19001,"I'm not fighting you, Jim, I'm just trying to reach you. You've changed.","Of course, I've changed! My eyes have opened, and once they're open, believe me, what used to look normal seems insane! And now King. Don't you think this has something to do with that? Can't you see?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19002,What the hell did you do that for? What are you doing here?,I was trying to save you. They were going to vaporize you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19003,"Look, lady, you saved my life once. I owe you a favor. But I can't understand why you follow a man like that.",What can I tell you? He's my leader.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19004,"I ain't getting in no airplane with you. I'm finally wrapping my mind around the concept. They threw us in this shithole for life. Don't you get it, Ray? We're gonna die here! Might as well head up to the cemetery, pick a plot and start digging.",My daddy died in prison. He gave up hope and hung himself. What you're talking about is the same damn thing. That ain't how I'm going.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19005,"Oh, come on, Shirl, how'd you think we got such a good deal? Listen, all old houses have stories.","Did they tell you she went totally out of her mind, that they had to put her away? And that her mother killed herself in our living room?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19006,You got your riot gun?,"Yeah, in the trunk of my squad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19007,Wait a minute. What kind of an army do you think we oughtta have?,"I think we oughtta have a standing army, so we can save money on chairs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19008,Dahmer carried the head of one of his victims in a bowling bag for over a week. Kept it in his locker while he was at work in a candy factory. We need to get a look at Sid 6.7's final profile.,What we need to do is stop playing with computers and go catch the son-of-a-bitch before he kills anybody else.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19009,We've got her sister. Testifies she had a meal one hour before she was admitted to the hospital. This is the point.,You got the admittance form says patient ate nine hours prior to admittance.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19010,I'm worried about Andy. His stress level is affecting his work.,Isn't Tony Clifton going on Taxi soon? Maybe that'll chill him out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19011,You could have told me you were fiance number three.,"And end up in the papers? I've been humiliated enough already to last a lifetime, thank you. I'm sorry she got you canned.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19012,You know it's a trap.,Probably. But we can't win alone. We know that. This is the only way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19013,"Okay, you were right. I hated my column, but I can do this assignment.","Then you've got it. If you leave tomorrow for the hinterlands, you'll have plenty of time before her next wedding trot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19014,"Why did you let this man in, M'sieu Filiba?","Well, he knocked at the door. You see, I was expecting two business associates.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19015,Mark? Why is Juno crying?,I'm not crying. I'm allergic to fine home furnishings. See you later.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19016,"You can't do this! You owe me, O'Brien. I made you plastic! I made you!",That's right. And making me was the biggest mistake you ever made!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19017,But it's King Westley on the phone.,"Ooooooh. Hello, my would-be ex-son-in-law. I've sent you a check for a hundred thousand. Yes. That's the smartest thing you ever did, Westley, not to contest that annulment. That's satisfactory, isn't it? Yeah. Well, it ought to be. Oh, I'm not complaining. It was dirt cheap. Don't fall out of any windows.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19018,"My recommendation, do me. Don't take the chance that I'll get shiv-happy on your wannabe ass. Ghost me, Riddick. Would if I were you.","If you were me, I'd kill us both. C'mon, you wanna sit at the grown-up table or not?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19019,What do you want from me? I was reassigned. I'm out.,"See, that's a problem for me, Nicky. Whatever he's doing, we need to end it. This isn't the kind of mess you walk away from.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19020,"If you reach for that gun, I'm going to kill you.",Don't you remember? I'm already dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19021,"The Fog, Terror Train, Prom Night. How come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all these movies?",She's the Scream Queen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19022,"Father, did I act like that when I graduated from high school?","Pretty much. You know, George, wish we could send Harry to college with you. Your mother and I talked it over half the night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19023,"It's freezing up here, Beefy.","You're on Earth now, kid. Gonna have the same physical needs and limitations a human has. We'll stop by K-mart. Get you some warm clothes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19024,I don't like do-it-yourself cuisine. Buffets. Salad bars.,You demand to be served. A fork fetishist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19025,"You crazy or something? The place is crawling with mobsters, gangrene is setting in, and you're making like Diamond Jim Brady! How are we going to get out of here? How are we going to eat?","We'll walk. And if we have to, we'll starve.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19026,I don't really like to drink.,You have to. It's a tradition.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19027,They tried to kill you?,Yes. It didn't matter much to them as long as I disappeared.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19028,Why didn't you call me?,"I just did, but they said you left. This is a pickle, George, this is a pickle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19029,"You know that if you come, we gotta invite Maranzano.",So fuck him. I don't care anymore. Let him come.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19030,He's just a lonely old man. He likes to talk.,"Hey, I'm a lonely old man. I like to talk, too. So why don't we start by talking about what kind of a plan you're working on?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19031,"What was that? Oh man, you have picked up a few moves since John Paul II Boulevard.","Yeah, well I like to think I'm just a little past hanging out on JP II watching the Irish pick fights and Litwalks barf in the planters.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19032,The Holy Grail? Some billionaire has the Holy Grail sitting in a commode on Madison Avenue?,I know! You can't imagine how surprised I was. Who would think you could find anything divine on the Upper East Side.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19033,Only that it's supposed to be a pretty poor sight since the hurricane came through last year.,"Yes, that's so. But there is not much to destroy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19034,But she expects you to marry her?,"She said it was up to me. If I don't, she'll go off and have the baby on her own somewhere.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19035,Is this Stephanie's kid? Sure is cute.,"Yeah, Siena's a sweetie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19036,"She's losing minutes, so you better start running interference or we're never gonna make it. Might I remind you this was your brainstorm.","I'll drop off my fare, hit a quick choke-and-puke and be blocking for you pronto.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19037,I can't believe the price of these fleabags.,"We coulda had 'em for free, all we had to do was give 'em your sister.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19038,She should go home.,"I'd take her, but then who would stay here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19039,"I'm still a VD man under the skin, Rog. You know me. I'm a down-to-earth kinda guy, right?","Well, at least you still talk the same.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19040,"Yeah, look at that sweet face. You'd never guess he killed nine people. I'm gonna get my smokes. Be right back.",You're too old to smoke. Won't be able to shoot hoops with your grandkid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19041,I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.,"That's for me to know and for you to find out. I'll see you. I mean, call you, okay?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19042,I missed you. It wasn't any fun up there with just Lois and Superman. They're so boring. Let's go do something wild!,But they're expecting us. It wouldn't be polite.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19043,We'll have to satisfy them. What would you say to giving them a joint interview? I could give them some of the psychological aspects of the case and you could give them the legal aspects.,"A joint interview, eh? That might be all right. We could have our pictures taken together, Doctor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19044,"Actually, it's probably more like $143.80 and one-half cent. There's always fractions over in a big corporation, but they round it down to the lowest whole number.",What'm I gonna do with half a cent? Buy me a thoroughbred cockroach? Everybody loses them fractions.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19045,Would you mind if we just called it an early night?,You go ahead and relax. I'll cook.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19046,And you think he's kept this to himself.,"He's too proud to beg for help. And if you wait till this comes out, your offer will be like charity. Completely humiliating.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19047,You don't know for sure. What about Roy? Nobody's seen him.,"Of course not. If he hasn't already accidentally pelleted himself, I'm sure he's lost.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19048,What are you then? What will you be ten years from now? Still cutting lawns? Still banging horny divorcees in your trailer?,I like my life. I'm a free man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19049,I'm afraid this meat is overdone.,"I'm sorry about that, Mr. Stephens. Would you like to try the fish?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19050,"I just wanted to say thanks, 'cause History and Moral Philosophy was the best class I had this year.","Well, it's not really my job to please. Hope you learned something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19051,You all are gonna fuckin' die! I'm gonna fuckin' kill every last one of you godless pieces of shit!,"You bet your sweet ass you are, and I'm gonna help you do it. But we ain't got much time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19052,Well suppose I hadn't come downstairs. Would you just have folded up and sneaked away?,No. I was going to come up. I wanted to ask you to marry me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19053,"I warn you. If you don't lie on the floor, I will have to stun you.",Go ahead. Stun me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19054,"If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!","Okay, okay. Relax, Miles, Jesus. No Merlot. Did you bring your Xanax?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19055,You fuck off. You fuck off and die. I will hurt you for hurting her. You hurt her.,You just told me to fuck off. That wasn't good. You're dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19056,You might not have done it had you known.,You're damn right! I'm a child psychologist and you send me into a room with someone who could be a murderer!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19057,I'm just a hick who cuts lawns. But some of these look familiar.,They were familiar when I painted them. That one's copied from a Dutch still life done almost three hundred years ago. And that's a Rembrandt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19058,"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! What's the matter with you, man? Shut up!","Why are you so hostile? I know you're frustrated with your life right now, but you can choose not to be so hostile. Here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19059,I'd kind of like to see Grant's Tomb and the Statue of Liberty.,"Well, you'll not only see those, but before the evening's half through, you'll be leaning against the Leaning Tower of Pisa - you'll mount Mt. Everest. I'll show you the Pyramids and all the little Pyramiddes, leaping from sphinx to sphinx. Pal, how would you like to go on a real, old-fashioned binge?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19060,But but you're married. You have kids a great wife.,"If you're so happy with them, please, be my guest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19061,Praetor Shinzon. We're not here to discuss your lack of a social life.,"Yes, I'm sorry, Captain. There's so much we have to talk about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19062,You're right. I don't give a damn about her. But to fuck a man's wife behind his back? That just makes a fool out of him. I don't like being made a fool of.,"I don't blame you. What man would? I admit it, okay? I came back here and I made it with Grace. But if you kill me you're making a big mistake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19063,"Hey, go easy on the salt, will ya? We're not a bunch of icy streets here.","Salt's good for you, Ted. Helps you from getting impotent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19064,Mom and Dad won't be back until Sunday night. It's Halloween Carnival. We should throw a party. We could totally get away with it.,"Okay, but it has to be a small one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19065,Yeah. I'm probably not going to be around next time it comes.,"In 76 years, me neither.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19066,I'd really just like to be alone.,The police are waiting outside. They're going to take you somewhere safe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19067,How come you stopped making movies with Harry?,I married Martin. That was a full-time job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19068,"No, Your Grace! I mean with all humility, no. I would rather you dismissed me. It's obvious I don't satisfy.","Then try harder, Mozart. I have no intention of dismissing you. You will remain in my service and learn your place. Go now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19069,"For the last time, I don't want it cleaned. Now get the hell out of here!",It's already done. I've already done it. You have to pay me now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19070,What's in the bag? Garbage?,Sort of. I'm returning that outfit that you hated so much. Maybe I can get my money back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19071,You ought to put a bandage on that.,"No can do. Have to dip in and out of my bag too much. Besides, it'll heal in the air.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19072,"You know what a B.A.R. weighs? Nineteen and a half pounds, not counting ammo. And you think these things are comfortable? They may look good but they weigh twelve pounds each, that's thirty-six pounds, right there.","So what? I've got three satchel charges, six gammon grenades, a dozen-and-a-half pineapples, and all my regular gear. You don't hear me complaining.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19073,How can I help you with the particles?,"It's not just the particles man, it's the whole fucking machine. This is how they get assassins to operate. It's been this way since the cuban missile crisis.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19074,I thought it was Spanish that you spoke?,Italian is practically the same thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19075,"Hey, wait a minute! That's all our food supplies in there! We can't pump poison gas all over them!","Once we kill the thing we won't need the food any more. We can go straight into hypersleep. Also, it sounds like that thing is already doing a pretty good job on our supplies. It may be fouling them all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19076,I've already seen your photographs.,"Yeah, but I enlarged this one. Thought you might be interested.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19077,My husband is a very courageous man.,Your husband is a coward. He sends soldiers half-way around the world to steal a man from his home in the middle of the night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19078,"So, this is the only interaction you two have ever had?","No. Sometimes I say ""Okay"" instead of ""Fine"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19079,We just come from the bank.,"The bank. Oh my god, I forgot to make the deposit!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19080,He can't take much more time on the table.,So we got to cut him fast. I figure from the X-ray it ain't just the spleen. We also got to snatch his right kidney.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19081,I'd better get back to my elevator. I don't want to be fired.,"Oh, you don't have to worry about that. I have quite a bit of influence in Personnel. You know Mr. Sheldrake?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19082,"Oh no, I dropped it.",You drop my gun and you lose my i.d.?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19083,You sure this guy's supposed to ride with us? Seems kind of weird.,"Chief said pick him up and take him with us on our house to house. Guy's an ex-cop, thinks he can help.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19084,Don't you believe in love at first sight?,"Yes, but only when it's mutual. And this is far from mutual.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19085,"Well, she loves children, all right. She loves everybody.","But that's a wonderful quality, not a bad quality. Have a little patience with her. She's such a good-hearted little thing and tries so hard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19086,"But I'm Miss Jessica's nurse, Alma. You don't have to do that for me.","I know, miss. But I like to do it. I like to tend for Miss Jessica and I want to tend for you. You settle right back, now, and I'll mix you your coffee.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19087,"Eventually, in a few months, you'll start seeing women. You'll meet someone.","Move on. Right. That's what I'm going to do. In a few months, boom, I'll be fine, I'll just grow a new heart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19088,But it's not even midnight yet!,It's ten minutes past midnight. Curfew begins at midnight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19089,I miss my kids.,They're at college. Or doesn't your accountant even tell you where the money goes anymore?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19090,"Oh my God, you guys! I can't believe we made it!","Yeah, we graduated high school. How totally amazing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19091,Then how do you explain him being made a Prussian Privy Councillor?,"It was Hermann Goering. I was told he just made the maestro his Privy Councillor, no questions asked. Although Dr. Furtwängler stood up to him. And to Dr. Goebbels.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19092,What if I just left?,"Where're you gonna go, bitch? Besides, you know that if you left me, I'd hunt you down and kill you, right? I'm gonna go grab a drink.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19093,Good. Glad you made it before they shut down the kitchen. Is your family having a look around?,"No, my son's discovered the games room.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19094,"Destruction, distraction. I feel the need.","You need a reason, Frank. You don't just go around breaking people's windows. That's anarchy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19095,"Sam, let's go get married.","And live with me in a storeroom behind a hardware store in Fairvale? We'll have a lot of laughs. When I send my ex-wife her money, you can lick the stamps.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19096,What did the psychologists say was wrong with Lecktor?,Psychologists call him a sociopath. They don't know what else to call him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19097,Understood. You realize now you could never have done it without me?,"Actually, I could have done it much more easily without you, but for whatever reason, I'm glad you came.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19098,Why shouldn't I make Hildy my beneficiary? I've got nobody else to leave it to.,I feel I ought to take care of her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19099,So you think time travel is possible? For people?,"Absolutely. People, dogs, elephants.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19100,"Look, fuck the border. Let's just dig in and wait for things to cool down.","Richie, it's gonna get a lot fuckin' worse before it gets any fuckin' better. We showed our ass in Texas. We killed Texas fuckin' Rangers. They ain't gonna stop lookin' till they find us, and when they find us, they're gonna kill us. Texans take it very personal when ya kill their law enforcement officers. The El Paso police have already started a motel and hotel search for us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19101,Some of my best friends are scientists. They're saying the machine is alive.,"Not exactly. It has organic qualities, but we don't really understand how they're integrated with the mechanical systems.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19102,Why do you want me to go back to my parents? They hate me. Why do you think I split? There ain't nothin there.,But you can't live like this. It's hell. Girls should live at home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19103,"This is Lieutenant Doolittle calling Bomb #20. I repeat previous order, you are to disarm yourself and return immediately to the bomb bay. Do you understand?",I am programmed to detonate in fourteen minutes thirty seconds. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19104,You can't marry my mom.,"It's really not up to you, Harry. But we just want you to feel like you're part of the decision.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19105,"Hey Veronica, how'd that Teenage Prevention T.V. Suicide thing go?","Color me educated. I learned high school happiness is for members only, Pauline Fleming wouldn't know reality if it lived in her uterus, and reality's name's Heather James. Also, J.D.'s a major creep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19106,"Collins can be a pretty crafty guy, what do I do if he smells the trap?","I don't think he'll smell anything, just make sure he takes the check. I've been through this a hundred times.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19107,Barnes wouldn't kill two innocent guards.,"He would slaughter eight people sitting in a room, but not two prison guards?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19108,"That's not blood. That's ink. That goof Acme squirted me with some the other day. Why it's comin' 'through now, I don't know.",That's because it's Disappearing-Reappearing Ink. Shows up three days later. Gives you enough time to get away from the victim so he doesn't punch you in the nose. Great gag.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19109,"The most important thing is that you're home! We was gonna have cold eatin' tonight, 'cause of the heat, but now, I'm goin' to cook!","Well, let's get to it, Miss Rebecca, 'cause I been waitin' too long a time for your good cookin'!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19110,There's a vent shaft leading straight up.,"Okay, I'll have a chopper meet you at the top.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19111,"He was pretty drunk, but I think he's still crazy about you.",Of course he is. I'm here with my new man. I love it! Your magic's already working. Let the suffering begin.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19112,The art world doesn't fully appreciate my talent yet. I needed some way to pay the rent. Laurant and Vincent pay well for information.,So you arranged to have the people you worked for robbed?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19113,"She makes me stretch! I got inside my character last night like I haven't done in six years on ""Reason"". It was a totally rejuvenating experience.","I know, George, I was there. I'm not denying that she's good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19114,I can make you rich.,And I expect you to. Let's talk like two medical men.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19115,I'm her husband.,Well. That makes us practically related. Bring your ass on in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19116,Daddy said it's bad when people get divorced.,"Well, sometimes married people just find out they can't live with each other.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19117,Why didn't you tell me that Maranzano had made you an offer?,I turned him down flat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19118,"We never, never officially represented the regime when we played abroad. We always performed as a private ensemble. As I think I already told you, I was a freelance conductor.","You know something? You should've written our insurance policies for us because you got more exclusion clauses than Double Indemnity. What do you imagine people thought? The Berlin Philharmonic's taken over by Doctor Goebbels and his Propaganda Ministry but Wilhelm is a freelance, so art and politics are now entirely separate? Is that what you believed ordinary people thought?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19119,"Well the neighborhood is full of dogs, and it's not always Otis.","Well, today it was Otis. And you should keep him away from our yard. Because Sheila will defend herself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19120,Too risky. We don't need to get pulled over because of a stolen car.,"Maybe I'm missing the obvious, but why aren't we leaving town? Any place has to be safer for us than Chicago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19121,"The FBI can't arrest you, because you haven't done anything wrong.","Well, that's a relief. I understand they usually don't let that stop them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19122,"Well, you weren't supposed to be there.","I know, but I hung around, 'cause I figured you'd try an' pull some shit like this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19123,"If that's true, what about Nomak? He's been alive longer than the others.",Nomak's different. He's the carrier. There's something driving him beyond the Thirst. Something we're missing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19124,"And, Father, I've never been guilty of any institutional infractions, have I?","You certainly have not, 655321. You've been very helpful, and you've shown a genuine desire to reform.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19125,"I might've smelled like a sewer, but you could tell I was a gentleman. They say John Dillinger was a pretty nice guy.",He killed a police officer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19126,"Technically, that would be kickin' it Old Testament.","Yeah. Yeah! The way people used to do it. Quick and dirty, like ripping off a Band-Aid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19127,"Good morning, Sheriff's Office.",Yes! I need to speak to Sheriff Von Teer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19128,This is a nice car.,Yeah. It's my sister's.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19129,"Going without food is bad business, son. Why didn't you ask somebody?","I was gonna do it, but Ma wouldn't let me. She was ashamed, I guess.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19130,So the claw came from a huge creature with a preternatural sense of smell and poor eyesight that hunts at night?,"With the intelligence of a human being, the speed of a greyhound, and the strength of a grizzly bear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19131,Thanks. May I sit down?,"Surely, sit down. If I had known you were coming, I would have thrown you up a waffle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19132,"Come on, I'm serious. Look at Wilma. She's this frail little thing. And Fred, I mean Fred Flintstone is this big guy. He has to be hung like a horse, and that's why Wilma puts up with his B.S.",I've never heard the Flintstones reduced to a sexual exploitation quite like that. You're funny.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19133,This is my first time at the White House. Is there any chance to look at where he works and the rest of it?,I didn't have the guts to ask when I first came up. I'll get you a great tour.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19134,"It's a beautiful town, Prague. It's been good to me.","I've been here before, when I was a kid. My old man was in the service, we used to live on the Army base in Hamburg.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19135,Because I never tried to suck my own dick?,"No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19136,I understand you just moved here?,Yes. Hollywood is oh so exciting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19137,"I just realized this is for television, isn't it? I can't swear up and down like I just did.",It's fine. I can bleep it out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19138,What you're saying is we have a Great White Shark in the lagoon?,And a missing man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19139,"I'm telling you what I have to do. What you have to do, in case you forgot, is come up with premium of a thousand bucks.",I got it. I just don't got it on me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19140,Fine. You want me to call your supervisor?,Please do. He's a lonely guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19141,"Yeah, but what about me and Ray? I didn't see our names on that pardon. You said you were gonna put in a good word for us.","I did, Claude. I mentioned you. I mentioned you both. But the fact is, pardons don't come cheap. The kid can hit. What can you do?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19142,"If Mom's a psycho, Scotty will still be ok, won't he?","We hope so, son. And no matter what your mother is, we'll love her anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19143,"You know, you are really doing very good work here. I think soon you may be ready to assist me in some of the more important restorations.","Thank you, Janosz. I've learned a lot here, but now that my baby's a little older, I was hoping to rejoin the orchestra.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19144,I didn't tell you to replace any gasket.,"Yeah, but it was shot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19145,"She's really getting to you, isn't she?","If you must know, yes. I don't know what to do. I can't stand that holier than thou bullshit and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her. She made me laugh.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19146,I suppose all this is leading somewhere?,"It led me away from umbrella frames, for one thing. But that left me without any honest means of support.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19147,"What has it got me, your union?","Esperanza, have you forgotten what it was like before the union came? When Estella was a baby, and we couldn't even afford a doctor when she got sick? It was for our families! We met in graveyards to build that union!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19148,You trust this Moonan guy?,"I don't trust anybody. You see how bad this guy wants Vig? It's like a sickness. I say we collar Vig ourselves. We got Vig, then we got leverage. And we trade, Vig for that tape. I want to see it right in front of my face.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19149,"I sabotaged it? You're the one who lost him, remember?","Well, I might've found him again if I hadn't left Rome to make this pointless trip down here with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19150,"What's all this about Rose? What do you mean, you heard from her in a manner of speaking?","Oh, I heard from her, I got a letter from her, she's fine. But there is some sad news.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19151,Then you're out and you get nothing.,"Yeah, but I'm not in jail and I tried.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19152,Why am I out of order?,Because I will not allow you to turn this courtroom into a circus.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19153,Are you sure it's safe to let him around that guy?,Frank's just crazy about him. He likes the way he talks. He helped him carry home the clean laundry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19154,"With light clothing and no supplies, this is nobody's territory.",You sound like the tourists. Know-it-alls who read about survival in a magazine. Fuck you. You won't make it off this mountain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19155,Just slow down. Let me get to know you again. Let me get to know this place again.,Okay. There's a whole weekend ahead of us. There's time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19156,It's almost there. The hardest part is getting someone to sell us the telescope time.,What if I said I could get Drumlin to agree to sell you time in New Mexico?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19157,"When we get Artoo's message to them, you think they'll try to rescue the princess?",I doubt it. It would be foolish for the rebel forces to come out of hiding. I know your feelings. You'd best forget them. It's for your own good. There will be no saving her from the prisons of Alderaan. It's the heart of the Sith. The Bogan Force is the most heavy there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19158,How's the arm? Still sore?,Much better. You've been gone so long.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19159,"No. Tell me. What's so fucking horrible about this gig? You've been crawling up my ass for six months to get your name on Maxie's list, and here we are.","Look, man, I never met Ruiz, okay? I don't know what the fuck I'm picking up, what the fuck I'm dropping off, who the fuck I'm meeting. All I know is Maxie's still pissed at me cause I sold his fucking van.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19160,None of us can remember that night. I get flashes of it but they don't make sense. We saw shrinks for years. But nothing they did could ever touch it. What happened? Was there ever an offensive?,A couple of days later. It was fierce. You guys never saw it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19161,"I've always been a collector at heart. When I see something I want, I have to have it.",And you have a reputation as someone who gets what she wants.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19162,Why don't you pick some other spot? It gives a man the creeps to be stared at all morning.,"It's a free country, isn't it? As long as I'm not trespassing on your property. I can stay here till kingdom come.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19163,You won't find it because no such telegram exists.,"Well, I tried. You got to admit I tried. I thought I might just trap you there, Wilhelm, but David here was too quick for me. Smart move, David. Smart move. No, I don't have the telegram, but I know it exists. And I want you to know, Wilhelm, we're going to keep looking for it because I believe you sent it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19164,How do you know the box pertains to Hamunaptra?,Because that's where I found it. I was there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19165,"Tell me something Morgan. In that book of yours, did they happen to detail what would happen if they were hostile?","Yes. They would invade us using only ground tactics. Hand to hand combat. They wouldn't use their technology or fight an airborne battle, because they would know we would eventually use nuclear weapons and the planet would be useless to them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19166,"Look, Sid, why don't you take off? Disappear for a few days. I'll come with you.",No. I will not crawl under a rock. This is a fucked-up world and people kill people all the time. I'll just get used to it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19167,"This is great son, just great. By the way, Eve's last name. Rustokov, that's not Russian, is it?",It's Ukrainian. Her grandparents immigrated here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19168,They've still got to be able to sign his name.,It's not hard to do. I do it all the time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19169,"We had to take shelter in the checkpoint. Jesus, Wes, I killed the Iraqis in there.",You actually got around to killing someone. I'm impressed. I guess you're only half a bitch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19170,Do you mean to tell me you want to leave Shangri-La?,"I'll die if I have to stay here another minute! I've waited a long time for this chance to go, and you're not going to stop me now. If I have to, I'll go alone. It was I who bribed the porters. If it weren't for me, you'd never get out!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19171,"You've got to permit it! Whose fault is it that no one comes here? The museum at Walston Lane does well enough, and why? They've got Jack the Ripper, Burke and Hare, the Mad Butcher, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, and things people pay to see.",And they are welcome to them. To perpetuate such creatures is to celebrate their crimes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19172,"Cris, you made it. Thanks a lot.",My pleasure. I'm always happy to assist in a little larceny.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19173,"It's only my favorite song. It's Sonic Youth doing ""Superstar"" by the Carpenters.",I've heard the Carpenters before. Chick drummer and freaky dude. Not unlike the White Stripes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19174,Ya got the car?,"Yah, you bet. It's in the lot there. Brand-new burnt umber Sierra.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19175,"And yet you would have killed him to save my life. You have a sense of honor, Vincent, that I can't even remember anymore. I don't know that I ever even had it to begin with. All I know to do, Vincent, is to finish my job.","And when you finish? What then? This package, whatever it is, do you give it to the CIA? Do you really think they deserve it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19176,This thing's loaded with internal virus systems. You'll fry like an egg in there.,"Then I'll fry taking this son of a bitch out. I'm making the run, Dixie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19177,Not necessarily. He could go off road at any number of places. He might not even be in the country anymore.,"It's Paris. The route's too indirect for anything else. A guy like Gregor, he doesn't waste time on this road unless he has to be on it in the first place. Otherwise, he'd be out of the country by now. He's going to Paris. Now, I just hope we can find him before he gets there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19178,I'm still waiting for the mortgage check.,I mailed it to you on Wednesday.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19179,Here's your carrots. You're in such a hurry. You can't wait.,"No, I can't wait. You know when I wait? When it's important to wait. It's not important to wait for no steak. It's important to wait for Reeves to leave the ring. It ain't important to wait for no steak! I won that fight. So, I stayed in the ring, and that way I made sure everybody knew it. I shoulda knocked him out earlier, sonofabitch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19180,"The only item that connects us with the crime is sitting in your car, which is sitting outside?","We paid seven hundred quid for those guns. They could hardly trace them to you, could they?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19181,Why don't you try suicide?,My company has taken out a very large insurance policy on me. And I have a wife. Suicide would nullify my insurance. Murder does not.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19182,You know where it came from. It's not like it's anybody's life savings. It wouldn't even be missed.,A half-a-million dollars will always be missed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19183,Charlie's right. Jealousy is so unattractive.,"Second only to unbridled, narcissistic conceit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19184,Do you realize you're more interested in this old goober than you ever were in me?,"It's different. He's a man. And by the way, you have no business calling him a homo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19185,"You've got the utility systems walkthrough, right?",I have sectors 1-28. I think Hector has the upper levels.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19186,But she's been exposed to the underside of life. She is the underside of life.,And therefore an ideal prospect for rehabilitation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19187,"Lula? I love you, baby. I just want you to be all right.","I am all right, mama. That's why I called, to let you know. I gotta go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19188,You couldn't have known she was listening the night I dictated that entry into my log. You were proud of her achievements as a Vulcan.,I was prejudiced by those achievements.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19189,"Something's wrong here. Your friend Lando is very charming, but I don't trust him.","Well, I do trust him. Lando's an old friend. Must have been an accident.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19190,"We've not gonna get to the cabin till after dark as it is, Thelma.",Then what difference does it make if we stop? Come on. I never get to do stuff like this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19191,Is this all the display space we can get?,"I tried to get more, but this is the limit. The De Vries line has the same area.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19192,My guess is that this little dive's been feeding on nomad road waifs like bikers and truckers for a longtime. This is probably some of the shipments they stole off the trucks.,"Well, I say let's tear this place apart for weapons. So when they burst through that door, we'll make 'em wish they never did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19193,We have a library?,"A bad one. It was the only book in there. Norman, come here, look at this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19194,Was there any evidence that Mrs. Windham shot him?,His dead body with a bullet in it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19195,Fifteen hundred. We'll have to stop somewhere to refuel.,We'll refuel in the Bahamas. I know someone there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19196,"Mrs. Clark, why are you doing this to me? Why're you pretendin' you don't know what's goin' on?","Amber, I'm sorry. I really am. But you know the rules. All talent costumes hafta be okay'd by Gladys before the pageant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19197,Forget it. I don't want to deal with a guy that sells cigarettes to a five-year-old. Can I offer you a ride somewhere?,Sure. How about the beach?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19198,No. We need the gig.,110%. That's my final offer. I'm not kidding. That's how much it means to me not to hear you play.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19199,"No. This is my lawyer, Samuel Sutherland. I thought you two should meet.","We met, this morning. I signed the termination contract for Baer/Grace. I accepted your settlement, Nicholas. You were right. I'm going sailing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19200,You've known me five years Elmer. When do you get to calling me David?,"Not my place, sir. It would only be a matter of time before I'm calling you Dave. Then where would we be? By next year, you're my Sweety-Pie"" and I'm ""Coochie-Coo"". I'll be back in 15.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19201,Cabbie drove around all night. Three people got killed.,"Oh, right. The guy flipped out or something? Killed some people, then put a gun to his own head?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19202,"Sorry, sweetheart. Bein' in love with you like I am brings out that ugly jealous side.",Well stop worryin' about me and start worryin' about how you're gonna get that Lula back here and away from that murderer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19203,"Oh shit, we're late.",We'll meet you there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19204,"He could have tried. If he was up there in the dark, listening, he'd know when she came home, know when she found Mitchell dead, know what she did about it. If she telephoned, he'd probably hear that.","And she did give him the chance, the way it worked out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19205,There's something wrong with this yogurt.,"It's not yogurt, it's mayonnaise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19206,"There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.","You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19207,Throw us in jail? I'm about to bust you right now.,I'm an undercover agent for the United States Secret Service.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19208,"Seriously, it's like we're being reborn. We really could reinvent ourselves here, just like you said. Nobody knows about your massive humiliation.",Nobody knows about your mental retardation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19209,Yes. But I want Rachel to come with me.,They won't allow that. It's one at a time. And you have to be first.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19210,You think Jade Fox will show up?,"She's out there, but I doubt she'll show herself. We'll keep our eyes open. Sooner or later, she'll come for the girl.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19211,"Hey, sorry if I was out of line.",You were. I have work to do. The publisher wants the transcripts by Monday. Go. Make yourself at home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19212,"Come on, Will. Everyone likes that story.","No Dad, they don't. I do not like the story. Not anymore, not after a thousand times. I know all the punchlines, Dad. I can tell them as well as you can. For one night, one night in your entire life, the universe does not revolve around Edward Bloom. It revolves around me and my wife. How can you not understand that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19213,He's shown himself. Why haven't you arrested him or killed him or done whatever it is you do?,Jonas builds assassins for a living. Several of whom may be in place already. We'd like to kill a few birds with one stone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19214,I still don't understand how you knew Del was telling the truth.,"I saw his soul, Wesley. He was face to face with his God, and no one lies in that situation. But your Geronimo act rattled me, and I abandoned my instincts. Never abandon you instincts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19215,"Maybe it's a message of some sort, you know? See this red here.","Looks like a design, some writing, maybe. Maybe it was sent to meet the spacecraft with a message.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19216,"It's been on the market a while, hasn't it?",Not very long. There have been a couple of bids already.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19217,Where've you been? We've been trying to find you all morning.,Helen and I went out for breakfast. EXCOM's not supposed to convene til eight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19218,"I'll find her, Bruce, if I have to put every detective in the city on the job. Tell you what -- go over to the Missing Persons Bureau and describe your mother. What does she look like?","She's -- well, she's very motherly. That's about the best description I know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19219,That's good. Judges like adopted Indian boys. Tell me more about the Ottos.,They're smart. Been to college. They moved here from the city about a dozen years ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19220,I don't wanna be you. I wanna go home.,"You can't go home. When UST finds we're gone, they'll come after you and put us away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19221,"Your shrink always gives you bad advice. He only hears what you choose to tell him. Mark's an asshole, he cheated, he borrowed money and never paid it back, he's never had a regular job.",He's a very talented musician.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19222,"I' ll be honest with you, Kid. A grifter comes in here with a fifteen hundred dollar D-K-fucking-N-Y suit, cooler than an Eskimo in winter and tells me he wants to grift for me? First thing I have to ask myself is, is he playing for me or is he just plain playing me? You tried it once.",We got caught. So you know it won't happen again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19223,"Under Soviet law, the jewels belong to the State. France is going to uphold that ownership.","My lawyer agrees with you. He says France will uphold it in every court. But I will drag you through every court, don't forget that. And when I say it will take two years I am, as always, conservative.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19224,"Hey, I though you guys were coming to the show, man?","Uh, yeah, we were, but Sooze screwed up the tickets.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19225,But you still have to show him the money at the airport.,"Well, you know I'm not going to show him the whole amount. He'll see fifty thousand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19226,"Oh, you have an upstairs and a downstairs.",Yes. That's our hurricane cellar.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19227,"No, I want you in. But being in means you gotta do something. Not just say you're in.","Listen Neil, I appreciate your interest in me, but I'm not like you. When you say things, people pay attention. People follow you. I'm not like that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19228,Do you like baseball?,"Yes, I do. In fact, my firm has box seats for the Mariners. Why don't we all go next week?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19229,"I'm told it's worth about a million dollars, maybe more.","Well, there you go. But what does that tell ya? A million dollars in jewelry. Does that tell you the guy is crazy about you, or what?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19230,"I've got to go, now.",Of course you do. I'll stay here and pray.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19231,I don't mind. If you think he can hold me.,Oh he can hold you. He weighs two- hundred-and-thirty pounds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19232,And you were divorced five fucking years ago.,Yeah? What do you think happens when you get divorced? You turn in your library card? Get a new driver's license? Stop being Jewish?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19233,I thought you were out of cigarettes.,I found some in my purse. Would you like one?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19234,"Sir, someone mentioned you received the Navy Cross. May I ask what you got it for?",For pulling a 210-pound man out of a burning barrack in Saudi Arabia.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19235,I didn't realize it was that loud.,"And that could be the sign of a damaged ear drum, you understand?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19236,"Just so you know, I bought you out with Maxie. I suggest you leave while you can.",Don't you get it? I don't want to leave. This is who I am.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19237,Your purse. I need ten dollars.,What for? I gave you fifty just the other day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19238,This colony needs another tunnel like a hole in the ground. Why are we even digging this thing?,"Who cares, Z. All I know is, we gotta dig. We're not the ones in charge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19239,"But knowin' me and you gonna be nigger-rich gives me a whole new outlook. I love airports now. Me 'n' you can get on any one of those planes out there, and go anywhere we ant.","You ain't kiddin', we got lives to start over. We should go somewhere where we can really start from scatch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19240,But I'm the one up there on the screen.,"That's right. You're an actress, Miss Farmer, and your job is to act.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19241,Vietnam? I saw it on your jacket. Where were you? Bet you got to handle a lot of weapons out there.,"Yeah. I was all around. One hospital, then the next.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19242,"Please, pop, just go back to your room.",Can I take him with me and have sex with his head?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19243,"You're not getting any penetration, even with the elephant gun.","Damn! Val, we can't get them. Never figured on having to shoot through dirt! Best goddamn bullet stop there is. Come back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19244,"If another fella tries to take that perch away from him, he lets him have it.",Even pigeons aren't peaceful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19245,"Come on Serafine. Let's go out. Show me the real Paris, the part that isn't overpriced and overrun with German tourists.",Go to Jim Morrison's grave at Pere Lachaise. It's overrun with American tourists. I have to work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19246,"Mozart, you are not the only composer in Vienna.","No, but I'm the best.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19247,I really ought to be getting home. My family will be flipping by now.,You can't leave yet. The doctor says it takes forty-eight hours to get the stuff out of your system.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19248,"Oh, I don't know, Thelma. I guess maybe we could turn ourselves in and spend our lives trading cigarettes for mascara so we can look nice when our families come to visit us on Saturdays. Maybe we could have children with the prison guards.",I'm not suggestin' that! I'm not goin' back. No matter what happens. So don't worry about me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19249,"I lied to her, and then I stole from her. I don't see how you can call that a good deed.",You made her happy. And the camera was stolen anyway. It's not as if the person you took it from really owned it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19250,"Commodus is just a young man, he'll learn what you had to learn.","It's not because he's young, it's because he's ignorant and arrogant. His sister is a better man. That's why I have undertaken to begin sweeping changes in the relationship between the emperor and the Senate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19251,I did not go to high school.,Weren't there high schools in El Salvador?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19252,"We don't have a whole lotta choice, do we? I can't figure out if they're real smart or just really, really lucky.",It don't matter. Brains will only get you so far and luck always runs out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19253,"Alright, we know who we're looking for. Play it cool until the time is right to make a move. Let's not pull any gangbusters shit or we'll lose him again.","Or worse, we'll have a hostage situation on our hands.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19254,"Yeah, daddy, that's a roger, but we don't sell alcohol.",What kind of bar is it if ya can't get a martini?!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19255,"No. That's not possible! If we had landed, we all would have been awakened.",Of course. We never left the air. I know. I didn't sleep the whole night long.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19256,"You want me to fuck you? Is that it? Okay, come here. Take your clothes off. Get into bed.",Where's that coming from? I wouldn't fuck now if my life depended on it!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19257,"I like to laugh, Fred.",That's why I married you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19258,"It would've been easy for you to let me die back there today, but you didn't.",I wouldn't read too much into it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19259,I thought you said the line was busy?,I tried again and got through.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19260,"When you say this funny feeling, you mean the state of mind brought on by the treatment they gave you?","That is correct, sir. And then all I can think about is like trying to snuff it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19261,"Shit, now someone's gotta climb down there and get him.","You didn't have to shoot him, Bo. We coulda just beat him up some.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19262,"I'm afraid to go to sleep, I'm afraid to stay awake. I'm ruining your party. They're gonna put me away for sure.",We'll figure it out together. We'll stay up all night if we have to. I won't let anything happen to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19263,If I eat it I'll throw up.,Well you should at least try a little bit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19264,What about James? Can't James help you? You two are so in love.,He's in love with a girl who's dead. It is dangerous for you to have it. I'm sorry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19265,Are you sure Williams is not all there?,All you've got to do is talk to him. But the Mayor would hang his own grandmother to be re-elected.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19266,Got anything to drink in there?,"Oh, there might be something stashed away for emergencies.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19267,Well you can understand why we didn't say anything. If word got out that we had a track on the money it would only work against us.,"Well yes, I understand that. We don't want them high-tailing it out of here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19268,I didn't have the skill to resurrect him. I had to teach myself. And that took time.,"And you think he'll be in a fit state to resurrect, after thirteen years?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19269,"I needed a place to hide. I'm in trouble, Eddie.",So I hear. Even talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19270,Can I have my gun back?,"Sure. You'll find it under the wagon seat. Like I said before, a twenty-two's more your size.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19271,"Look at this, it's so lean and clean.",Looks like a hacker wrote it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19272,How long you had these guys?,Two months. But this one is not guy. It is girl. His girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19273,Dominick said they're in the motel?,"Yeah, either that or in the fuckin' bank. I don't know. They're all over the joint.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19274,I can't believe the Captain went along with a memory download.,"Captain Picard agrees that the B-9 was probably designed with the same self-actualization parameters as myself. If my memory engrams are successfully integrated into his positronic matrix, he should have all my abilities.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19275,"I'll meet you at the bar in ten minutes. They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in.",Blend in? I'm two feet taller than everyone here. Where you going?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19276,"Actually. If you knew the exact route, you could plant explosives under a manhole cover and blow it up as it went over.","Yeah, but you wouldn't have the truck if you blew it up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19277,"Consuelo, what is rape, exactly?","It is when you love someone, and they don't love you. And then you do something about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19278,I thought you couldn't get your car.,I could if I had Jake's money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19279,I can't find that charm Daddy gave me from India.,I brought it to you in the hospital.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19280,Can I at least have a drink?,It's ten thirty in the morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19281,Mom and Dad said it's yours. They seem to think you're coming home.,"You can have it, then. I'm not going back there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19282,"The lady you called, how do you know she can help us?",She's the one person I could always count on. And she's saved me more times than she realizes. I owe her everything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19283,I did exist. I do exist. I'm the same person!,The person I cared about wouldn't have done this. Everything out of your mouth has been a complete lie. I don't know you at all. For all I know you could hate Dorothy Parker.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19284,We've dumped the whole data-base from one of the cleaning remotes into the helmet. It'll project the route through the sewer system onto the inside of the glass as you go.,"Yeah, I stripped down a motion tracker and hardwired it through to the helmet pick-ups, too. That's also on the display.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19285,You want the tapes for yourself. You're going to sell them.,I'm going to retire with a shit-load of money. Find me a small country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the States and live the good life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19286,"Let's not forget, folks, this is a study on sleep disorders.","Ah, yes, which reminds me, who here thinks they'd wake up if somebody snuck into their room and started sniffing between their legs?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19287,"Anthony, he sat in the car and watched a 4-11 in progress. He got what he deserved.","He was the driver, Dignan. He did what he's supposed to do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19288,You won't learn anything from them. They are only love letters. There are not many of them.,"They'll be returned to you, Miss Schmidt, as soon as they've been examined.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19289,"I will not go down as the first American president to lose a war! Going into Cambodia, bombing Hanoi, bombing Laos, it buys us time so we can get out and give the South Vietnamese a fighting chance.","Exactly, sir. That is your historical contribution: to lead boldly in an era of limits.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19290,"1958, the occult war finally ends when Adolf Hitler dies.","1945, you mean. Hitler died in '45.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19291,And then he killed you and then shoots himself in the head. It's a perfect ending.,"Everyone dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel. Let's face it, these days, you gotta have a sequel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19292,I get one hundred a day plus expenses.,"You get fifty a day, period. It's a business trip, they'll pay for your expenses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19293,"Elizabeth, I'm prescribing Hypnocyl. It's a dream suppressant.",I know what it is. I just can't believe what I'm hearing. What has she talked you into?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19294,I moved payroll onto the computer. It only knows to process paychecks for employees who log on in the morning and off at night.,Now how'm I supposed to do that when I'm not in here most mornings and nights?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19295,I hear you moved into town.,"I wanted to get Geoff out of L.A. Just start things over, you know?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19296,Is this the key to the attic?,That's a skeleton key. It'll open any door in that house. Will you give it to your father? And you might mention that I single-handedly decorated the house. In case he needs advice in that area. Come see me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19297,"A year at Harvard and you'll see this ""Federal Service"" is just menial training for inferior people so they can call themselves ""citizens"" and take airs for the rest of their lives.",Wait a minute! Carl is doing his Federal and he isn't inferior. He's the smartest kid at school!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19298,I want to rent this one.,"Why don't you buy it, only forty bucks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19299,"No, Billy. We can't drop the lawsuit. You know how much we need the money.",Why? You got money from Dolores' insurance with the school board. We all did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19300,Susie. It's one more show. One more time. That's all.,"And two more times tomorrow night, and two more times the next night, and the next night and the next night and the next night. Frank, I can't sing that fucking song anymore!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19301,Weak sister. I still can't figure out why it took so long for you to catch up with us after we all ran out. Y'know?,You ever try to run in high heels? You probably did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19302,I'll tell you my news. I'm retiring from football.,"Me, too. Y'all just seen me play my last game.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19303,I don't even know if I should be doing this. It's a very expensive car.,It's your car. These are all your cars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19304,Have you seen my dog anywhere?,"No, but I'm sure Toby's fine. The ship's only so big and there's certainly no way off it, is there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19305,Nobody knew me before tonight.,They knew of you. Now they know you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19306,"Yes, I'm very sorry to have wasted your time, sir. I just felt that I had to do anything I could to protect him.","I'm sorry too. He simply doesn't belong here. He's be much happier somewhere else, where he could be constantly looked after. Believe me, Frederick, it's better that it worked out this way. Good day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19307,It's time to tell him. It would be the right thing.,"Maybe. But that's not the real reason. You think if I tell, he'll disappear and that's what you want! Me all to yourself!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19308,"Wow. Hey, you look good. Like you, you know, head's in a good place, you know? You are still doing your painting?","Sometimes, yeah. You know, I started to do performances.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19309,"I'm like you. I don't believe in vampires, but I believe in what I saw.","Good for you. Now, since we all believe we're dealing with vampires, what do we know about vampires? Crosses hurt vampires. Do you have a cross?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19310,"Thel, you ever hear from Joanna?",Not for a couple of months. The last time I heard from her she was living in San Francisco.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19311,All right. Take him to my place. He can crash on the sofa.,The one in your office? It's the best one for naps.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19312,"And you did a bang-up job, too. But you don't want other producers to know that's you in drag. Trust me. It's a career killer.","But I'm proud. I wrote, directed, and starred in it just like Orson Welles in ""Citizen Kane""!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19313,So you're saying we just pretend is didn't happen? It happened! The LAPD executed one of the most important black men in America! Who the fuck are you to bury this?!,Fine. Do you want blood running waist deep in the storm drains? The gangbangers'll spread like a wave through this city and burn it to the ground. And when the fires start the street cops'll be capping off at anything that moves. It'll be all-out war and you know it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19314,Do you really think you can beat him?,"Of course he thinks he can beat me, Bert. He wouldn't be playing me if he didn't. Right, Felson?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19315,"What's he done that's so bad, take money? That's a crime? Come on, what are we here for, to fight a war? We're here to make money, all of us.","There's taking money and there's taking money, you know that. He's taking money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19316,I wouldn't trade ya for a brass spittoon!,Yeah! It's supposed to be made outta pure gold!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19317,If I groundloop during my flying lesson on Saturday you might wake up and find me next to you.,I'll listen for you buzzing over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19318,I'm telling you I've pulled out everything in the safe. There aren't any jewels.,There must be half a million dollars here though.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19319,I wanted to apologize.,"Don't apologize, please. I can't stand women who apologize for wanting sex.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19320,Our plan is to hit them as they leave.,While they're strung out?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19321,He won't even know you're there. He is delirious.,All the more reason to watch him. He's had some wild notions lately.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19322,He says he has gasoline set to burn the place.,Jesus. He must've siphoned it from the cars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19323,"They've been in there the longest kind of time. I can't stand it, I gotta find out what's going on.","You better not snoop, Daddy'll kill you!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19324,"Much, thank you. But I am a little lightheaded. Maybe I should eat something. Hysterics have a way of severely depleting one's blood sugar, you know.","They certainly do. They certainly do. Come, let me take you to lunch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19325,"Yeah, come in Charlie. Hadn't really gotten started yet - what happened to your ear?","Oh, yeah. An ear infection, chronic thing. Goes away for a while, but it always comes back. Gotta put cotton in it to staunch the flow of pus. Don't worry, it's not contagious.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19326,"Osgood, I can't get married in your mother's dress. She and I, we're not built the same way.",We can have it altered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19327,He's a grown man. Be doesn't have to call every five minutes.,If he was so grown up he'd get you two an apartment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19328,Why not? Don't you love Artie?,Of course I love him. I always will. I'm just not in love with him any more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19329,"Sorry, the name's Adam Canfield.",Adam Canfield. Wonderful. Do you realize you've had three names in the past two days? I don't even know who I'm talking to any more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19330,"No. Nobody does. Do you know why? Because my character Isn't important enough for a last name. Because I'm going to die five minutes in, why bother to come up with a last name for me?","Guy, you have a last name. We just don't know it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19331,I need an extension for my case.,You should have taken their offer. Especially if you were unprepared.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19332,I thought he'd stopped doing horror.,"Believe it or not, he told me I hadn't heard from him in ten years because he hasn't had any good nightmares. They're his inspiration. But now he's got a new script in the works.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19333,Do you feed on mice and rats?,"I prefer a plump capon, but will happily serve you rats if they're to your liking.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19334,"Mrs. Hillyer, this girl is sick in more ways than one. She is an extreme psychoneurotic with uncontrollable sexual impulses. It would be a mercy to spare her the suffering she causes herself and others. Therefore I recommend as a therapeutic measure the removal of her second ovary. It is ethically and medically the only proper decision in this case and I suspect your husband agrees with me.","Reluctantly, I do. It would be a blessing to her and everyone else. The girl is oversexed and I say spay her!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19335,"I know that, Charlie, but look at my side. You undersigned the loans. You vouched for him. What happens if this kid don't pay me? I gotta collect from you? I don't want to do that. I made a deal with him not you, right?","You're right. You're right. Look, I'm not gonna wind up paying his debts. You know that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19336,Is Shemp all right?,"Of course. Shemp is unaware that anything even happened, other than his stool suddenly falling over. We had to wait two minutes to catch up to him, but for Shemp the trip was instantaneous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19337,"You like them, don't you, Boss?","Oh, I like her. I like her a lot. I want to save this one for later. Something that tasty you don't eat all at once. Go back to your alter-egos, we'll regroup in the morning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19338,She took you shopping for a tie?,I had to follow her to a store.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19339,"Tyrell, you are an unstoppable force of nature.",That's right. It's how the species survives. You'll never convince me otherwise. Wanna dance?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19340,Is Billy going to be there tonight?,He better not be. I told Stu to keep his mouth shut. I think we can live without everybody's All-American for one night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19341,"The one with red eyes was a Dark One, the other was a Cyclops, and it was not you he meant to kill.",He was aiming a huge spear right at me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19342,"Your Excellency, haven't we met before?","Why yes, I met you at the dog races. Say, you could have won that race if you tried a little harder.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19343,I presume the planes are armed?,"I'm afraid so, Mister Presient. Being part of the air-borne alert, each plane is carrying a full load - about fifty megatons apiece.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19344,"Mr. Fennyman, because you love the theatre you must have a part in my play. I am writing an Apothecary, a small but vital role.","By heaven, I thank you! I will be your Apothecary!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19345,Loves me!? She hasn't said a kind word about me in years!,"Right. She doesn't stop talking about you. You're always on her mind. That's love, Jake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19346,There was a gun. Who has a safe deposit box with a gun and all this money and all these passports?,Lots of people have guns. You're American. Americans love guns.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19347,"I turned Houstan down; I didn't see why I should tell you about an offer I turned down. Are you sure, Mikey? Are you sure of what we're doing; what we'll gain; what does the family gain? Forget that, Mike; I already know the answer.","I know you do, Tom. Then I can count on you to help me do the things I have to do. If not, call Houstan, and become a Vice-President. Take your family and your mistress and move them to Las Vegas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19348,I thought you quit the band. I never hear you practice anymore.,"I don't really need to practice. I just play a few notes, you know, so I thought maybe I'd stay in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19349,I don't need backups. Harvard is the school I'm going to.,"Well, then. You'll need excellent recommendations from your professors, a heck of an admissions essay and at least a one-seventy-five on your LSATs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19350,He died in the bathroom.,"That's fucked up. Yo, I heard he was jerkin' off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19351,"No, he's more of a dinosaur. Guy's not a dummy, though. He's juggling alot of balls on this one.","Yeah, but it doesn't take Albert Einstein just to figure out if these guys were killed by accidents or not.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19352,Why weren't you honest with me? Why did you keep your marriage a secret?,"Oh, it wasn't my secret, Richard. Victor wanted it that way. Not even our closest friends knew about our marriage. That was his way of protecting me. I knew so much about his work, and if the Gestapo found out I was his wife it would be dangerous for me and for those working with me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19353,"I'm used to lots of things, I work at Wal-Mart.","Not any more, Carla Jean. You're retired.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19354,"But the code is made up by General Ripper, and he's the only one left at the base who would know the code.","Nobody's loyalty is beyond question. Besides, how do we know one of his staff didn't see it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19355,"Your dreams aren't about freedom! They're about Marion! You have to be a hero, because you think she sees you! Is that it?","My dreams of Marion are gone. I killed them myself. If I knew I could live with her on the other side of death, I'd welcome it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19356,So how's it going with your new roomie? What's her name?,"Betty. It's O.K., except I'm worn out. We spent all weekend looking for her doctor-boy. How can a big time heart guy leave no trace of himself?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19357,"So, you are wanting to sell the cocaine for me in your country, George?","Yes, sir. As much as you can give me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19358,"Good. Now, where did you get the hashish?",A cabdriver. He picked me up in the Pudding Shoppe in the bazaar.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19359,"I think that'll hold it. Hello, Shirley. Just helping someone tie up a Christmas present. How are you?","My complication had a complication, but Dr Chapman says I'll soon be up and bouncing about like a young gazelle. Are you buying a Christmas present for your mother?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19360,No calls from inside out. No calls from outside in are even answered. No calls.,"I understand, sir. Nothing comes or goes without your personal say-so.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19361,"You haven't been doing anything stupid, right, Dade? Right, Dade?!","Right, mom. And I'm still a virgin!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19362,"You like playing games, don't you?",I've got a degree in psych. It goes with the turf. Games are fun.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19363,It looks like he's writing everything down.,That's because he is. Does that upset you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19364,"Yes, that's my name. Who are you, young man? Are you supposed to be here?","Uh, yeah. I'm new here, and I'm supposed to be in this class.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19365,"For crying out loud, a kid's driving the car?!","Relax, I've been giving him lessons.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19366,That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Where do you sleep?,"In an armchair. Or I go to a coffee shop, sleep there. Sit in a booth, pull my hat down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19367,"Yeah, I'm hoping to do some sluts too. Do they have lots of sluts in Las Vegas?","Oh, there are so many slots you won't know where to begin.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19368,"Well, actually Louis, I have a friend coming by.","Great! Bring her, too. But you better hurry. I made nachos with non-fat cheese and they're almost gone. I'll make some more though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19369,Your mother still doesn't like me.,I can't name anybody she does like these days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19370,"Well, you have your story, I have mine. I say I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it.",As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19371,"The power house, they've blown it up! The planes can't land without lights.",Come on! We'll burn the hangar. That will make light for them!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19372,I can't afford stuff like this right now.,I'm sick of waiting. We need to start getting stuff if we're ever going to move. Aren't these the greatest towels?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19373,You break up with me because I won't fuck you.,That's not why we broke up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19374,He don't sound like he's from 'round here.,"He's from New York City. That one, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19375,Are you alright? You lost weight.,My whole metabolism is off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19376,Listen to me. Please. Let's get off this ship. Come with me.,"Rizzo, a shuttle out in the middle of space? We'll die out there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19377,"So, I hear the tart from California shot Heyworth.","Well, that's what we're trying to prove didn't happen. Do you have any reason to believe it did?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19378,Welcome to the singles' scene.,What am I going to do for the rest of my life? I don't have a boyfriend anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19379,"You tight with the D.A., trash?","Sure, he just tried to throw me off the force last Christmas as a little joke.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19380,Troy's still my son no matter how you feel about me.,For once in your life think about what's best for Troy. Who has to beg for money to buy him medicine when you screw up? Who?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19381,I have Ph.D's in psychology and parapsychology.,I see. And now you catch ghosts?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19382,"Maya, how are you?","I'm doing good, good. You look great. Did you lose some weight?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19383,"Herr Mozart, what brings you here?","Your Excellency, you requested some specimens of my work. Here they are. I don't have to tell you how much I need your help. I truly appreciate your looking at these. I have pressures on me, financial pressures. As you know, I'm a married man now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19384,"I am still owed money for this play, Burbage.",Not from me. I only stole it. When are you coming over to the Chamberlain's Men?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19385,You're not going to talk to anyone without a lawyer.,"She's not a suspect, sir, she's a witness. Could I ask you to step outside, please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19386,Wow! They're so quiet.,"They're sleeping, Miss. They're sleeping. An' we gotta keep it down so we don't disturb their sleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19387,So what can I get you?,Burgers all around. Medium. Rare. Raw.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19388,"So, we must face China and all her might alone.","Yes. Most of the Chamdo region is now in Chinese hands. There is a report from Chamdo which makes quite clear that, unless some settlement can soon be reached, Communist troops will soon be marching on Lhasa.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19389,"Tim, are you okay?",I'm stuck. The seat's got my feet!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19390,But you can't tell us what she wanted to talk about.,"I could, but it's confidential. Look, the point is, we didn't talk. I told her this was not an appropriate time or place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19391,How's your room shaping up?,Fine. I'm pretty much moved in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19392,What are you doing? You're going to kill us!,"No. If anyone dies from a crash now, it'll be me. But I can't die if Eugene and Isabella are still alive. I'm last on Death's list.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19393,"Hey man, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to help.",You want to help? Stay the fuck away from her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19394,"I hope that J.J. really likes Steve, that it isn't an act.",Why should he put on an act? Your brother has told Presidents where to go and what to do!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19395,"Oh, I'm very sorry, Father. Hi.",That's okay. I should've told you I wouldn't be in uniform.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19396,"Yeah, but I can't be sorting through that shit in the middle of a burglary. There's just not time for it.","Then you shouldn't of gone in there, Dignan. Maybe we should of robbed your house. Did you ever think of that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19397,"Bet there's a few things you could teach me. Kendo, for one.",Sure. I could take a fishing gaff and split your head open. Right above your left ear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19398,Get inside and get pictures. Fifty bucks.,Can we make it a hundred?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19399,"Then without feeling, your guests were also wondering whether the music couldn't be a shade more on the. shall we say, happier side?","If my guests do not like it here, I suggest they accompany you to the nursery where I'm sure you will all feel more at home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19400,Isn't there anyone in the neighborhood who might cast an eye in her direction?,"Well, the salesman could be available soon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19401,I thought she tried to murder a witness for the prosecution.,I'll let it slide. She was only seventeen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19402,"Luthor, I suspect if you had actually planted a bomb you'd be far away from here by now.","Silly me. How do I ever think I can fool the super guy. You're right, no bomb. I just knew you were too busy with the world peace bit to make a social call. I confess, I tricked you. Hey, you look great!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19403,"I heard. Ermine, your son is here.",Tell him I don't want to see him. Tell him he's not welcome here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19404,I know! We can take the gondola ride!,The one that goes underwater?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19405,"Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?","Ah, that's the new German 77. And judging by the sound, only about thirty-five miles away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19406,"It was an unfair fight. He didn't have a chance. I'm taking a real gamble. I loved him for a long, long time.",Cheer up. Now you can give some other guy a shot. Make it up to him later and buy him a yacht.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19407,"Come on, baby, let's go in the house.",For what? We ain't gonna have no house after the auction tomorrow!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19408,"Why is it a cop-out? I don't see anythin' wrong with layin' brick, that's somebody's home I'm buildin'. Or fixin' somebody's car, somebody's gonna get to work the next day 'cause of me. There's honor in that.","You're right, Will. Any man who takes a forty minute train ride so those college kids can come in in the morning and their floors will be clean and their trash cans will be empty is an honorable man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19409,I have to get back. I'm having dinner with the Danvers.,"Again? You're getting real tight with them. You're gonna be a straight-A student. Just kidding, thanks for coming.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19410,"Hey Butt-Head, do you think we're ever gonna score?","Uh, I probably will, but not you. You're too much of a butt-monkey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19411,"Prior to this feeling, were you comfortable having physical contact with him?","Oh, yeah. But see, I've never really been into sex that much. I mean, I like it and everything, it just does't freak me out. I wouldn't miss it, you know? But anyway, lately we haven't been doing anything at all. Like I said, it's not that I miss it, but I'm curious the way things kind of slacked off all of a sudden.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19412,I bought a couple of tickets.,But this is a porno movie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19413,Holy Smokes! You'll never get out yourself! Better phone for some help.,Phone for help? We're right in the middle of nowhere. There isn't a town within ten miles of here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19414,"Mr. Keating, my father is making me quit the play at Henley Hall. When I think about carpe diem and all that, I feel like I'm in prison! I mean, I can see his point. We're not a rich family like Charlie's. But he's planned the rest of my life for me and he's never even asked me what I want!","You can't live a life for someone else, Neil. You can only live for yourself. Have you told your father what you just told me? Have you shown him your passion about acting?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19415,Isn't this all a little high-tech? I thought vampires were more into cobwebs and coffins.,"You've been watching too much TV. They've got their claws sunk into everything. Finance, real estate, politics. Probably own half of Downtown.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19416,"He's begging for a meeting, chief. He wants to go overseas for awhile.","Well, no place where they speak English. That way he can always say he was misquoted.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19417,"Come on, everybody dumps on us workers. You soldiers get all the glory. Plus you get to go out into the world, meet interesting insects, and kill them.","Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those fabulous worker babes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19418,I can't close my eyes without hearing her scream.,Those aren't real memories. No one has that kind of recall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19419,I got a few Nite Owl questions.,"I don't know if you read the papers, but that case is closed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19420,"Rose, you must know who the fellow is.","Well, he might be that man who followed me home from the store the other day. But I don't know who he is, Buddy, I really don't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19421,"No, you don't know who stole it. Just let me do the thinking.",It was Jessica. That girl who tried to follow me on the field trip.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19422,It's getting dark and cold. I'm tired.,Why don't we rest here? We know we can eat these.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19423,Andy usually just sends those to the national media. The local press doesn't know what to do with a position paper until UPI and AP tell them anyway.,I think we should try to get maximum coverage for this new mandatory welfare program. Push the issues.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19424,"Make sure you look after my son out here. Don't get him involved with none of your bullshit, Roy.","Don't worry about nothing, big bro. He in the best fucking hands in Rancho Chocomunga, baby! This my world, you just a nigga late paying rent. Isn't that right, nephew?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19425,And how rusty are these muskets?,"Sir, these are our finest firearms from the armory at Charleville! They are a gift from the people of France!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19426,Then I'm out. I don't give a shit about you or this run.,"It's so easy for you, isn't it? You let Linda Lee die in Chiba City. Now you leave me with Molly, one more lamb to the slaughter. Perhaps it's your soul that should be in question, Mr. Case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19427,"I would rather put my money on a three-legged rocking horse. The odds are a hundred to one for a good reason, Bacon. It won't win. So where is Ed with all the bright ideas?",At the bottom of a bottle and has been for two days.It's hit him hard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19428,Help yourself. Since when do you smoke?,"I have, I don't know, maybe a cigarette a week.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19429,"God damn you Gale Weathers! Don't you see? The killer is choosing his victims as they die in the script! Ben Damon's character was the first one to get offed. So was his girlfriend - but she wasn't cast yet so his real girlfriend was killed - then Sarah Darling's Candy, and now me!","Wait a second, whoa! Calm down! Number one there were five different versions of the script given out. Ben Damon was given a fake script because he was only being offered the role. It only had fragments of real scenes from the actual script. And what, I die in STAB 3?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19430,You knew about Jim?,"Course he did. Just exactly when he knew is something of a question. Before or after I showed in London, mind telling me, Ethan?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19431,My main man! Please don't leave me here alone. My head's killing me and my adoring fans are gonna tear me apart! Get me outta here!,"I'll take you to the bar, after that, you're on your own.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19432,You're not doing shit. You're so scared you can't even think.,You just blew up a house in Paris! This program is over. Call it off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19433,"But, Reverend Mother, everyone loves our new style.",It's brought people back to the church.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19434,"So we get a little more for the boat. Besides, the gold'll be safer where it is.","Yeah, but we still gotta haul that big piece of shit all the way back to Sitka.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19435,"Climb the corporate ladder, boy. Don Rocco.",Fuck it! I'm doing it. I deserve it. I've been working for those fat bastards since I was in high school and look at this place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19436,"I'll testify, sir. I'm not afraid to do what's right.",And I'll promote you. You'll be a lieutenant immediately.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19437,"Witless and misleading. Why do you think he takes their skins, Officer Starling? Thrill me with your wisdom.",It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19438,He's giving them a run for their money. Says here they've got two Hueys from Danang. I didn't know those dinks had Hueys.,Half their air force is our stuff. Captured.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19439,"Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those fabulous worker babes.","Weaver, they're career girls. They're obsessed with digging. No, I'll probably never meet the girl for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19440,"No you don't. You're pissed, that's all. You ought to cool off for a few days then have a long talk with Lillian. You know? Work it out with her, tell her how you feel. Lillian's not out to get you.","The hell she isn't. Lillian's been trying to nail me to a cross since the day I met her. I'm gonna hire me a fucking lawyer from Concord and get this thing, this divorce thing, rearranged. I've been thinking about it a lot. It's like she owns Jill or something. Nobody owns nobody, especially not kids. And I pay her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19441,And she waited here for him?,Robles says it looks that way. Belmonte had already been there and left. They only missed each other by a few minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19442,"Wait a minute, Charlie. This should belong to the club.","It should, but I found it and now I claim it. Carpe cavern, guys. Seize the cave.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19443,"Sweltering. Come on, I'll take you home.","Can't we really go home? I can't breathe. Aren't you dying for green, anything green, or rain, wouldn't you die to feel rain on your face? It's Christmas and it's all, I don't know. If you asked me, I'd go home tomorrow. If you wanted.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19444,Apparently I'm not as cynical about Earth's people as you are.,"I've been dealing in Earth's politics a good deal longer than you have. Goodnight, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19445,Sooner or later you're going to have to accept it. Your fate.,"I'm pretty much learning not to accept anything anymore. Come on, Merrick. Football. Afterwards we can kill and kill until there is nothing left.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19446,"You're not stayin' here tonight. Go get sober before you come back. I'm tired of my child seein' this. Now you get yourself straight, or I'll lock your ass out of my life for good.","You know what I told you, you even think of leavin' me, I'll kill you dead as a doornail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19447,So Yvonne's gone over to the enemy.,"Who knows? In her own way, she may constitute an entire second front. I think it's time for me to flatter Major Strasser a little. I'll see you later, Rick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19448,"Uh huh, great. Then those fat fucks in Washington figure, what the hell, let a computer run the whole show, right?","Basically. The Skynet funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19449,You're tougher than Bud thinks you are.,You're the first person to ever call me tough.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19450,"Fuckin' asshole, won't let me leave the halfway house.","Never ceases to amaze me. Fuckin' jungle bunny goes out there, slits some old woman's throat for twenty- five cents. Fuckin' nigger gets Doris Day as a parole officer. But a good fella like you gets stuck with a ball-bustin' prick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19451,They ever let you hit the switches on that Cadillac?,"Naw, them dudes is assholes. Especially that dog Cheeco. Watch this little ass, he's sneaky. Plus, I got something better than a Cadillac.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19452,"I suppose you know what you're doing, but I wonder if you realize what this means?",I do. We've got plenty of time to discuss that later.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19453,"Oh, Jesus! Did you see what god just did to us?","God didn't do that! You did it! You're a fucking narcotics agent, that was our cocaine, you pig!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19454,Just one little transistor and a circuit wire is all it takes.,But that'll knock out our communications! We'll be cutting ourselves off from the outside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19455,You had to deal with him in running the club.,"Those days, you deal with Sheriff Wade or you didn't deal at all. First of the month, every month, he remind you of who you really working for.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19456,It would appear that the atomic arrays of these crystals store information. A remarkably efficient system.,"And these 'sensor-swarms' collect that data, carry it here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19457,"Yes, sir. Beluga. But it is eighty dollars the portion.",I'd better only get two. How about the lobster thermidor?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19458,Doesn't mean you had to marry her.,We were due to go back out on the same ship. Six months of tests. If you were married you got a state-room. Otherwise it was bunks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19459,Never mind it? That's not my money! That's Bruce's money!,You'll get it. Now what's the story? I'll have the paper send the money right down to you. I swear it on my mother's grave.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19460,"If you were my boyfriend, I'd suggest you find another girlfriend that isn't going to jail ten-thousand miles away.",A good Immigration lawyer could stall the process. Eddie recommended one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19461,"Well, I must say you're handling it very well.",You know why I'm handling it very well? Because you're going to get these guys for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19462,Good for you. You've got yourself the best guy in town.,"I think so. They're on location in Arizona, shooting a Western. I'm free every evening, every week-end. If you want, we could work at your place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19463,I had a fight with Jake. I just wanted to get away for awhile. Mr. Stewart was kind enough to take me as far as Montrose. I'm going to take a bus to my sister's. I thought I'd stay with her for a few days.,"Is that right? Can't say as I blame you for wanting to head out for a bit. I know I've had my fill of this town. Sixteen years I've been the law and order here. So long I forgot why I ever wanted the job in the first place. Help people, I guess. Keep the peace. Problem is there's so much peace around here they don't much need me. Got a lot of speeders, but they're speeding through miles of nothing so I can't hardly blame them. Other than that, well, there ain't much to steal. I reckon that the last big crime we had was, what would you say Mrs. McKenna? A murder?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19464,"Tell me you checked the bus before we left, Carl.",Just talked to Orwell down at the garage. Says getting a new alternator for your bus is no problem.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19465,"Good morning, sir. Are you General Bonaparte?","I am, Citizen. Is your mother Madame Josephine de Beauharnais?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19466,"Says you were constantly calling me a slob. It's sexy that we were like a married couple, griping and overly-familiar and bored. Don't you think?",I sort of do. But I only see it as a fantasy version of reality. Cleaned up enough to be erotic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19467,"He builds models for architects. His dad, on the other hand, was the real deal. Designed and built the coolest houses I've ever seen.",Was bankrupt and dead before I was twenty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19468,"Let's go dancin', peanut. I'm ready.","We gotta be careful, honey, my mama's gonna have Johnnie Farragut on us like a duck on a june bug, and he's one clever detective. You know how clever? He once told me that he could find an honest man in Washington. My toenails gotta dry first anyways, Sailor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19469,"Admiral, we're in position. All fighters accounted for.",Proceed with the countdown. All groups assume attack coordinates.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19470,Vivian. I'm paying you to be you. Be you. Have you? Ever been in love with anyone?,"You mean, besides Elvis? I'm a human being. Sure. Once. First time I ever ran away from home, I got as far as Atlanta. I met this boy. He'd been with his parents on their way to Chicago. They stopped at a gas station. He went to the john. When he came back they'd split. We sorta started looking out for each other. Aw, he was sweet. And boy, was he good looking, y'know, dark hair and eyes. The chicken hawks were on him all the time. He hated that. Sometimes we'd find a safe place to crash nights and we'd curl up together and we'd talk about all these crazy things. The two of us getting married someday. Having kids. Stupid stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19471,"I ain't never going back to that school, sir.","You got to, kid. Let me spell it out for you. This is a whorehouse. And I happen to like my life the way it is, and nobody's gonna make me change.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19472,Are you Pierce Patchett?,"I am. Are you soliciting for police charities? The last time, you people called at my office.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19473,They let you out?,"Yeah, of course they let me out. Chickenshits. I gotta pay some class C misdemeanor ticket. So did I call it or did I call it? She spent the night, didn't she? Hm? Oh, that sucks for you, pal. Oh, shit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19474,Must be dangerous. Hooking.,"Tell me about it. L.A. is suffering from a wacko epidemic. And who knows where half the guys I pick up have been. I mean, I use condoms. Always. And I get checked out once a month at the free clinic. Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I'm probably safer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19475,You called the police?,"Oh. Well, yes and no. It wasn't an official call. He's just a friend. An old, ornery friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19476,"You're out of your minds, you know that? Both of you. You don't even know if there's anything out there. What the hell are you thinking?","I'm thinking about when this war is over. Why you figure I'm here? Because I got tired of being president of GM? If a brother doesn't play ball, or deal drugs there aren't too many big money prospects around, and I'm not particularly interested in spending the rest of my life fighting the oil companies' wars. So I say if maybe there's something out there, what the hell, that's what I say.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19477,"How many guys you conned in your life, Henry?","Two or three hundred I guess. Sometimes played two a day when I was in Shea's mob. We had it down to a business. 'Course Chicago was a right town then. The fix was in. The dicks took their end without a beef. All the Wall Street boys wanted to make investments for us. Even had marks looking us up, thinkin' they could beat the game. Yeah, kid, it really stunk. No sense in bein' a grifter if it's the same as bein' a citizen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19478,Well. There is a new civil rights initiative he wants to talk about.,I'm doing a piece on Skybolt. I hear Macmillan's meeting with him in Nassau.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19479,"Okay, I was wrong. But you can't expect a fellow who never saw Lednov and never heard his name until a while ago to do too much worryin'. You've been sorta close mouthed about him.",I guess I have. You were pretty little when they locked him up. I don't suppose you even remember that time I was gone two months.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19480,Do you think that Wynant did it?,Looks like he planned something. He shut up his apartment and his shop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19481,You went to university?,Just a year. I dropped out to join the Marines.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19482,"The song. Are you sincere with me, Fredo?","Sincere? What are you talking about? Of course I'm sincere with you, Mike.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19483,"Look, you can just punch into his little chip where you want him to go, and he goes, right?","Well, yeah, but the tether off it ain't gonna be fancy. When he gets down there he'll just sit, like a dumb-shit. Unless something wanders through view of the camera, you'll get nada.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19484,"No, it's okay, sir. Just a mixup with your secretary.","She's not my secretary. She's what they call an executive liaison, and I'm not banging her, if that's what you're implying.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19485,Sal? What's that for? Salvatore?,"Sal. He's the killer. We're Vietnam veterans so killing don't mean anything to us, you understand?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19486,"That's an opera, you ignoramus.",Where did they play it bin a garage on Clark Street?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19487,"I have to admit, things have really started looking up for me since my life turned to shit.",So tell me more about this job. What exactly will you be doing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19488,But it's a great story. Somewhere in this country a guy is walking into twenty million bucks.,"Yes, I know. My first concern is to locate the lucky man. When I do, it's your job to keep the newspapers away from him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19489,He used to come around here. He had a thing going with one of the girls over at the Glades.,"Got sort of hung up on her, from what hear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19490,Isn't it amazing! One gets a wrong impression of the new Russia. It must be charming. I'm glad conditions are so improved. I assume this is what the factory workers wear at their dances?,"Exactly. You see, it would have been embarrassing for people of my sort to wear low-cut gowns in the old Russia. The lashes of the Cossacks across our backs were not very becoming, and you know how vain women are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19491,You're just gonna walk?,"Yeah, I'll hitch a ride or something. Let her throw it all up before she gets back behind the wheel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19492,And where do you keep Mickey?,"We got his stinking ass in the deepest, darkest cell in the whole place. But it just so happens that right now he's got a special visitor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19493,"It's Dr. St. Luc, Mr Spergazzi. Let me speak to the nurse, please.","Oh, but the nurse, she went away. I think she must go to look for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19494,I was kidding. People actually live there?,"Yeah. A couple. We're outnumbered by the cows, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19495,"What about the A.I., Dix? Sense/Net hasn't even been able to trace it.","Those guys couldn't even find their own dicks with tweezers and a magnifying glass. Tell you what, Bro. I'll make you a deal. I help you nail this A.I., you gotta do me one favour.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19496,What the fuck do you know about my people?,Only that you're all tough undeluded motherfuckers. And that it's not in your nature to let me go.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19497,"I trust you, Bill.","Well, you don't wanna trust me too much. We'll take Ned his share together so you don't figure I run off with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19498,"Hey, stop worrying, Colonel. Fifty bucks ain't going to ruin me.",I seen plenty of fellers start out with fifty bucks and wind up with a bank account!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19499,"I commend you. If you're going to pursue poofs, go after those who can do favors for you. You waste everybody's time when you court dinosaurs.","Don't think that, Mr. Whale. I love your movies. That's why I wanted you to come to this. So I could see you with your monsters.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19500,"He's just mentally retarded, I guess.","He had to of gone nuts and done something. They don't put you in there for just being a retard. There are retards all over the place that aren't in the nuthouse. Do you know, Frank?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19501,We'll work it out. What's this committee you talkin' about?,"We got five sanitary units. Each one elects a central committee man. They make the laws, an' what they say goes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19502,How's that thing get to the dogs? I though we stopped it in time.,Copper thinks they swallowed pieces of it during the fight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19503,How could he have left without his keys?,Two sets. I don't know. Maybe they're not even his.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19504,He was just here?,"He was here. You fell asleep. We took him. You looked so exhausted, frankly, we didn't wake you. Besides, the young woman, Julie, is with him. Believe me, everything is fine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19505,It's ok. It's ok. Relax. It's just a cut. We can get it fixed. But we need to get you to the hospital now. How'd you get that?,I fell down. But I'm alive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19506,"My sister's youngest, Admiral. Crazy to get to space.","Every young boy's fancy. I seem to remember it myself. Very well. Mr. Scott, are your engines capable of handling a minor training cruise?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19507,"Women and the space program have come a long way, sweetheart. But after the wedding, no more complicated computers for my little girl.","But, darling, they've offered me a chance to head up the computer analysis division for the Jupiter probe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19508,"Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.","Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19509,"Nice machine, Auggie. Where'd you find it?",It's Tommy's. The sucker owed me a favor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19510,Do you like to play football?,I never was much count at it. I never did get picked out fer it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19511,Are you a close friend of Haven's?,"No, mostly his wife's. She's in Paris, France, right now. My husband Delbert is real friendly with him. Delbert's in law. Does work for him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19512,You mean you'll give a girl a pill and she'll want to have sex?,No. The Pill will be for birth control. But girls do like sex. Maybe not the first time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19513,"Ray, think about how she looked when you married her. Think about how happy you were. Don't lose that, man. Don't give up everything.",What am I giving up? I'm laid off last year. I'm down to my last unemployment check. I'm out on the streets looking for work and this bitch is banging some asshole in my bed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19514,Why? Why do I always have to speak to you in Czech?,Because I don't like your ugly language. I heard enough of it in school! Now speak Czech or English. And don't fool around anymore. You almost got us thrown out!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19515,Ms. Mitchell. So nice to finally meet you in person.,The President and I were delighted that we could accommodate you. Now if you're all cleared? You can follow me then.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19516,You were? I thought you were chasing me?,"Well, yes, I was. But I was your father then, see? But the real me, John Doe, er, that is, Long John Willoughby, I was the fellow up there with the book. You know what I mean?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19517,That's pharmacological. From local plant life.,"Yes. We know they're toxic, but the animals don't eat them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19518,How is he? Still fighting crime?,Last week he broke up a major counterfeiting ring. Gang of kids were using slugs in the Pac-Man games.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19519,Commodus must hate you. Free your gladiators and come with us.,"Are you mad? With all this unrest, the Colosseum will be open day and night! Anyway, I'm not political, I'm in the entertainment business.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19520,It was going too fast.,"I could've pulled the car up on the tracks, slowed it down some.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19521,"How are you feeling, young man?",Not that young. It's been a long time since you've called me that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19522,"Hi Frances, got a minute?","Sure, Claire. If you don't mind walking my way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19523,I told you you wanted to take this call.,"Alright. You have my attention, Rose. Can you tell me who the woman in the picture is?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19524,I had that fire. He didn't listen!,"He didn't listen? He was a fucking candidate! He was your responsibility. He shouldn't have been there in the first place, Stephen. You burned him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19525,"Hey, you're good! I bet you could pick up a living at this if you tried.",And end up a hunchback like my old man? You think I'm crippled? You shoulda caught him the end of a day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19526,Anything on the Swede?,"Only the mention made in that phone call. There's no Swedish hitman of any renown, much less one with a million dollar day rate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19527,"Well, you had it down cold. Watching you in the movie, if I didn't know better I'd have to believe you were a made guy and not acting. Even the fink part. I never met a fink and I hope to God I never do, but how you did it must be the way finks act.","A few weeks before shooting, I went back to Bensonhurst, just to listen to you guys. See, I'm Italian, but I grew up in Tarzana. So I wanted to pick up your rhythms of speech.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19528,I don't trust anyone. That's what comes of working in television.,In radio we're different.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19529,"Your theory is interesting, Father, but I don't think we have time to go into it right now!","Time is of no importance, Mr. President. Only life is important.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19530,"Cluster of events. Don't see something, ten years, allasudden. Three times inna night.","That's what they call an events cluster. Some guy, nobody orders a Manhattan. Fifteen, twenty years, allasudden, three times inna night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19531,"Pop, what else can I say? I don't wanna be here, they don't want us here. We should stay in our own neighborhood, stay in Bensonhurst.","So what if this is a Black neighborhood, so what if we're a minority? I've never had no trouble with dese people, don't want none either, so don't start none. This is America. Sal's Famous Pizzeria is here for good. You think you know it all? Well, you don't. I'm your father, you better remember that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19532,"Yeah, we've got to get our vice president off the golf course and back there on the college circuit. That's top priority.","He's in the dumps, sir. Agnew. Every time you have him attack the press, they give it back to him in spades. He's become the most hated man in America.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19533,"Two bucks a buckle, Perryman. Look at that shine! Boonies'll cost you five.",Who's got two bucks? It's costing me every penny they pay us just to keep my old Lady and my kids in that motel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19534,I was just about to have my dinner.,If you hurry you'll get back before it gets cold. I got a spinner on your roof in five minutes. Good luck.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19535,"That's typical of your daughter. Takes those things for granted. Why does she think I lugged her all the way from Miami, for the love of it?","Please understand me. When I say she didn't tell me anything about it, I mean not until a little while ago. She thinks you're entitled to anything you can get.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19536,How many men are working with you on this?,Less than you would guess. Most days two to three assistant D.A.'s. A handful of police investigators.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19537,Without the body we have no physical proof. We need a confession.,"From Dunbar? I hate to break this to you, but I don't think he's gonna be all that psyched to put himself in for the death penalty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19538,"Right. And Holyoke. There are a hundred thousand rich kids with their parents' money to spend, but there's never anything available. Nothing good, anyway. I'm paying four hundred dollars for shit.","The way we figure it, Barbara flies to Boston twice a week. Two bags per flight. Twenty-five pounds in each bag.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19539,"I want a car. Like a four wheel drive. I want it in perfect condition. I want a uniformed cop to drive it up right here. I want him to leave the engine running and walk to the end of the street. Then we'll come out. I don't want any remote control devices in it. I know all the tricks. If it's not in perfect condition, and I mean if its even low on wiper fluid, I'm going to kill somebody and we're gonna start again.",I want a plane waiting at the airport. I'll tell them where I want to go when I get there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19540,What do you think my dad's gonna do for you?,He said he'd sponsor me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19541,"This guy's been terrorizing the neighborhood for weeks, ever since he got outta jail, wreaking general havoc, contributing to the bad name of the place. The term ""menace to society"" was made up for him.",He's crazy. He can't help it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19542,"Whereever she is, that little girl is in mortal danger.",Myers has been locked up since before she was born. He's never laid eyes on her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19543,I've had some experience with pattern nightmares.,So I've been told. Practically an obsession of yours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19544,Million?! The killer gets one million dollars for a television interview?,"Hey, tabloids paid Ted Bundy, famous serial killer, half a million for his interview. And how much you think Monica got for writing book about the President coming on to her? It pays to be a killer or a whore in this country. Look, you want magazine or not?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19545,Are we going in this?,Yeah. My car's in the shop. This'll be fine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19546,"You goddamn dagos. I do you a favor and take Freddie in when you're having a bad time, and then you try to push me out.",You took Freddie in because the Corleone family bankrolled your casino. You and the Corleone family are evened out. This is for business. Name your price.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19547,"Ringo, me old scout, they grabbed yer leg for the iron too, did they?",Well I'm not exactly a voluntary patient.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19548,Loew didn't go with him. You're sure?,I put Reynolds in the cab myself. The night cost me a hundred scoots and I got bupkis.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19549,"I didn't think you'd show your face around me again. I figured you were humiliated. You did run away, after all.",Sorry to track you down like this. I'm not a stalker. But I needed to see you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19550,"I just had a drive. Besides, I want to see my brother-in-law Michael.","Yeah, but I don't want him to see you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19551,"I owe it to myself to go right to the edge, Rob, and this group does exactly that. Over the edge, in fact.",You'll be going over the fucking edge if you come anywhere near me next Friday night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19552,All it is is onions and gravy.,I'm allergic to onions.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19553,"I'm almost done, sir. You'll be fully automated by the time we dock.","Your timing is excellent, Mr. Scott. You've fixed the barn door after the horse has come home. How much refit time till we can take her out again?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19554,He'd call every once in a while.,He called the day he escaped.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19555,Shall I alert Dr. McCoy?,Yes. He has a long journey ahead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19556,"You bastard! You tortured him. You tortured him, you bastard. Where is he?","You'e not listening to me! I ain't done nothing wrong. People pay to see your monster, Mr. Treves. I just take the money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19557,"All right, Nancy, how'd you track me down?","Billy Sutcliffe said he saw you at a bar down in Gardena a few weeks ago. Said you looked so bad, he barely recognized you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19558,I better give you my address then.,"Oh don't worry kid, I know where you live. Now I want you to go upstairs and write this down. Buy Yahoo. You got that Space Cowboy? Y-a-h-o-o. It's a magic word and I never want you to forget it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19559,"Yes. All you provide are the gloves, the passport, and the aim. I'll take care of everything else.","The gun, the money, the tickets, and the dying.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19560,Do you know who her doctors were?,I read the file. Yeah. Marx and Towler. I know who they were.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19561,But Carl was a fisherman. And successful at it.,He said he didn't want that life no more. He'd been saving to buy a farm. He was sorry I got sick. But pretty excited to get back his father's place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19562,The Death Star will be completed on schedule.,"You have done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19563,Do you think Alexander has any chance to succeed as a mediator?,"I very seriously doubt it. I don't think there is any possibility of making peace with England so long as she sees herself safe from invasion. That is why we must increase the pressure on her economy. With Russia in the Continental Blockade, England must collapse. More than 40% of her trade is with the Continent and Russia.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19564,"Listen to me, Katharine. You've broken your ankle and I'm going to have to try and bind it. I think your wrist might be broken, too, and some ribs, which is why it's hurting you to breathe. I'm going to have to walk to El Taj. Given all the traffic in the desert these days I should bump into one army or another before I reach there - or Fenelon-Barnes and his camel. And then I'll be back and we'll be fine, and I'll never leave you.","Do you promise? I wouldn't want to die here. I wouldn't want to die in the desert. I've always had a rather elaborate funeral in mind, with particular hymns. Very English. And I know exactly where I want to be buried. In our garden. Where I grew up. With a view of the sea. So promise me you'll come back for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19565,I don't have to pay you nothin'.,You're going to deny me a lousy dollar after I've sweated like a pig giving you the gift of a clean windsheild?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19566,"Never saw him, was your basic hit and run.","But you look like you been in a train wreck, how'd he just drive away?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19567,"I heard you talking. You got fired this morning, didn't you?","Look, that's temporary, believe me. There's so much shit gonna hit the fan the next few days, my getting fired by LaRiviere and Merritt won't matter a bit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19568,How long you been with Ordell?,This time? Almost a year. I've known him forever.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19569,Shouldn't we pay 'em for the damages?,Right. Give me your pen. We'll tell 'em to bill Kyle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19570,"I, the best knight in the world, bested! This is a great day, for my search is over. I love you, my King.","You are still the best knight in Christiandom. You gained a hundred advantages over me. It is I who must love you, for through your courage and patience you taught me a bitter lesson.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19571,"Sorry Katka, but I'm with Doug on this.","You're outnumbered Kat, two to one. Got to go with the majority, that's democracy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19572,"Says you were a slob, leaving trails of panties and dirty socks in your wake.","Says you were constantly calling me a slob. It's sexy that we were like a married couple, griping and overly-familiar and bored. Don't you think?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19573,He was a Science Teacher at Denton High.,"And now he works for your Government, doesn't he, Brad? He's attached to the Bureau of Investigation of that which you call U.F.O's. Isn't he, Brad?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19574,Eastern Europe. Like what? Romania? Hungary?,Or Czechoslovakia. The Slavs have been fighting the Germans and the Russians for a thousand years. These are very intense people and they take things personally.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19575,Ouch. Now that's hot. She's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover. Let me know when you're done with her. This is my type of chick.,I'm done with her now. Tonight really creeped me out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19576,She sings? What does she sing?,"Songs. 'He's A Rebel', 'Leader Of The Pack', 'Town Without Pity', that Dusty Springfield song 'I Only Want To Be With You'. That's what I hear anyway. Her behaviour was the main thing the doctors' report used against you. So even if she would see me, which she won't, I couldn't put her on camera anyway. If I ask her, 'Mallory, are you insane?' And she starts singing 'Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road', that blows our whole case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19577,"Maintain liberty, humanity and justice.","Gee, that's a thing of beauty, honest to God, a real thing of beauty. I'm going to try to remember that. Liberty, humanity and justice. Beautiful. But you used the word 'naive'. Are you now saying you think you were wrong? That art and politics can't be separated?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19578,Were you really a prize fighter?,"I went pretty good for a while, didn't I, Al? But I didn't stay in shape, and I had to take a few dives.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19579,"It's our job, Gloria.",Hunter's making it our job because Sandra Van Ryan's got a bug up his ass. You know that as well as I do. We're gonna trash this guy's life and I keep asking myself if it's really necessary.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19580,And I die naked? Ugh! This is complete bullshit. Who wrote this piece of crap?,I know right. It was kinda weak. That's cause Will Kennison only wrote a rough treatment of it. The script was written by some new guy. He wrote Arlington Street.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19581,"I'm having fun, what's the problem?","You have all this talent, and you waste it. You won't take a single endorsement deal. Meanwhile those other guys have their own video games! But no, you've got too much ""integrity"" for that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19582,"Is your family in the apple business, too?","No, but I work there. I like it. My dad's a lobsterman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19583,Instead of busting my chops you should do something about that girl. Fire her. Or something.,Lisa's an extremely valuable member of the Skywire team. We've got our eyes on her. You keep yours on Milo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19584,Someone will find me.,"Yeah, they'll find you. Dried up and twice dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19585,"Of course, but not now. However, if he continues to be unwell, you may report to me.","Gladly, Caesar. And if you'd like, we can take you for a tour of the front at first light.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19586,You set your patients on fire!,"And put them out. Some not as quickly as others, but let's change the subject, shall we? The future is much more interesting than the past. Don't you think?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19587,"Kettleman, Barnes and McGrath. I'm a legal secretary.","Of course. Mrs. Tasker. And what were you going with the international terrorist, Carlos the Jackal? Taking dictation?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19588,I thought it was important for you to know the facts.,"And so should you. Sketchy told me I could expect a visit from you. I know all about how you threatened him. That if he didn't break it off with me, you'd save him the trouble.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19589,You were on a pilgrimage? To New Mecca?,"Islam teaches that once in every lifetime should there be a great hajj, a great pilgrimage. To know God, better, yes, but to know yourself as well.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19590,Good. Now I want to ask you fellows a couple of questions. Did Earl Williams know what he was doing when he fired that gun?,"If you ask us, no. If you ask the state alienists, the answer is yes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19591,I think that's about the time I fell asleep.,Too bad. The Thorwalds were just leaving the apartment house at that time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19592,You don't give us our due credit. Our scientists have done things no one could ever do before.,"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. Science can create pesticides, but it can't tell us not to use them. Science can make a nuclear reactor, but it can't tell us not to build it!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19593,I didn't want to talk about this in front of Scott because he gets upset. But you don't believe in God anymore?,"Not enough to be a pastor. Look, I know this is hard on you kids. After Jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need. But I can't do it any longer. My congregation needs spiritual leadership. Well, they can't get that from me anymore. My faith is gone. To answer your question, yes, I do believe in Jesus. But do I love him? No. After Jenny died, I just thought, what's the point?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19594,Good. That's an honest answer. And why don't you like coming here?,Honest? Your cheery personality makes my skin itch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19595,You didn't have to kill Sophie.,Yes I did. Lose ends are messy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19596,"Hey look. You think I'm gonna run out on ya or somethin'? Just cause we hit it big. Luther, I owe you everything. If you hadn't taught me con, I wouldn't know nothin'.","Aw hell, you sound like some goddamn sucker. You know everything I know. You got nothin' more to learn from me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19597,"Anybody have a cigarette? But seriously, do me a favor and concorde me back to prison. I don't care anymore. I hope you have the receipts for the threads.","You go back, you won't be alone. You'll have a diabetic barkeep cellmate. You're still young enough to have fun shanking child molesters for a pack of smokes, but ""Alex"" will go in knowing that the next time he gets out it'll be to attend his own funeral. Depressing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19598,So we on tomorrow night?,Maybe Thursday. I hear the harpist at the Sheraton's got appendicitis.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19599,You're gonna pay me to take out some girl?,I can't date her sister until that one gets a boyfriend. And that's the catch. She doesn't want a boyfriend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19600,Betty it's me. It's me.,"Malcolm, they keep calling, threatening us. I'm going crazy, when is this going to stop?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19601,My apologies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.,"Sorry about the pain. Using the gulliver too much like, eh? Giving orders and disciplining and that perhaps, eh? You sure the pain's gone? You sure you'll not be happier back up in bed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19602,You're always so worried about your reputation. We don't need the University. Einstein did his best stuff while he was working as a patent clerk. They can't stop progress.,"Do you know what a patent clerk makes? I liked the University. They gave us money, they gave us the facilities and we didn't have to produce anything! I've worked in the private sector. They expect results. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19603,"They're among the best divisions the British have. No conscripts, no impressed recruits, just professional killers.",It's a wonder they find the British cause worth dying for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19604,"Now's a helluva time to play ""what if"".","This is our last chance to play ""what if"". I want to do it. I'm just scared of getting caught.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19605,"Kurtz, you're drunk. Who's in command of this ship?",That damn computer has taken over. I'm getting out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19606,You talked to your supervisor lately? He's burning up the place about you just dropping out of sight. That on top of the cops bugging him.,"I'll take care of that Corey, but I need this now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19607,"Tell me, Doreen, did the police say anything?",They said he was drunk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19608,"Annie, I need a file.",Speak up. Clear it with the Captain if you need a file.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19609,Can we make it a hundred?,"Seventy. But I want blood and gore. You know, sexy stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19610,Do you remember where you were?,"Oh, of course I remember that! But then I must have had a dizzy spell, and fainted!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19611,You invented him! You've completely made him up!,"Don't you understand? The board is going to replace me! That's what the ""new blood"" is for!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19612,We're gonna use them for demonstration footage.,"Having witnessed the effects myself, I can assure you it'll be very useful when the bidding starts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19613,"Okay, so he's a freak who thinks he's sane pretending to be a freak. The point is, he was a hitter. Somebody wanted to shut her up. But why not just put a little lead in her ear?",Because it had to look random. Not connected to anything or anyone. But then why give the rape to me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19614,"Someone sent that message. Admiral, you have to put me on that ship.","It's against my better judgement, but I'll run this by the man downstairs. You'll know my decision by the end of the day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19615,You were a smoker?,Two packs a day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19616,"Actually, I'm a movie star out for a walk.",Good. Can you tell me how to get to Beverly Hills?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19617,"Ah Steven, it is good to see you.",I only just heard of Conor. I came up from Catroch as soon as I could.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19618,"Excellent. That's exactly what I had in mind. But if you're going to kill me, we have to work together, old son. I'm no pushover, you know.",Shut down your ice patterns. I'll take you out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19619,Do you take risks?,In my work? Yes. Calculated risks. You have to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19620,Alexander and I are friends. We have reached an understanding.,"I hope that understanding is worth as much as you think it is, sire. My impression of Alexander is that he is moody and impressionable, capable of acting on sudden impulses which then lead to sudden embarrassments. He is an unpredictable mixture of idealism and vanity. You have dazzled him, and you have performed a diplomatic miracle, but Alexander is weak and he is easily influenced by the last one who has his ear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19621,Could you find him?,I suppose so. I can pick him up somewhere.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19622,Your friends would. Your dad would kill me with a machete.,"We're Japanese, not Mexican, Ishmael. He'll slice you up with a ceremonial sword.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19623,"Nothing, it's just a minor glitch.","""Minor glitch"" with you seems to turn into a major catastrophe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19624,"Yeah. Even after that. You didn't take it out on me, except for maybe making me lie in the middle of the road now. But I'd say you've been very fair. I just think it's a hell of a man who can keep from going money simple.","Don't make so much out of it. Only reason I haven't figured a way to get all that money for myself is because I've been too busy figuring ways to stay alive. Believe me, if I had a minute to catch my breath I might have played things the way you and Wes had. I'm no better than anybody else. I've just been busier.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19625,"Hammer, the fate of my daughter rests solely in your hands.",I know sir. I won't let you down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19626,You got any money?,They give me fifty dollars when they turned me loose. I spent up some of it on ridin' the bus and eatin' french-fried potaters.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19627,"Then even if Lyssa tells us where she is, we'll never be able to reach her, for they will never allow the fortress to rise near us.","No. They occupy the fortress, but they cannot control its movement. It is moved by fate. And, sooner or later, fate will place it near us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19628,L.A. is in a constant state of warfare. Gangs fighting for the right to rule.,"Heavy Third World connections. They get weapons, drugs, fuel, choppers. Everything is pumped into the island from the south.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19629,"You drive a hard bargain, but I had a feeling you were my boy when I met you.","I'm not your boy, Jake. I don't like you, and I don't like what you are. I got no choice but to do business with you. This is just a nasty little marriage of convenience.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19630,I don't want her to know we're in cahoots.,"We won't tell anybody, not even Josephine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19631,"I told her I wanted to come home. Daddy, don't be mad at me.","Well, I guess I am. I planned this, I planned all this, you know. I mean, it's sort of pathetic, but I planned it. You shouldn't have called your mother. C'mon, we're gonna call her before she leaves.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19632,I want to speak to Marc Shermin.,"You can speak to me, Mrs. Haydn. I'm in charge of this operation now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19633,"Thanks, but we have a terrific woman in on Thursdays.","Say, isn't that Dr. Barrington, the world- renowned agronomist?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19634,"Come on, I'll drive you in this thing.",You think I'd let you drive my Cadillac car? I ain't lettin' no hear-up-his-ass person drive my Cadillac car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19635,"Whatever his name is, that actor.","Steve Slutes, and he's not a boy. Steve couldn't get arrested as an actor. He couldn't get arrested as a boy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19636,Affirmative. Can you get your chopper airborne?,"10-4, in a few minutes. He's down checking a buoy in the Bay Channel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19637,"So the Slag they're cutting into upstairs worked at a refinery just like Hubley worked at a refinery. I'd say that ""possible"" connection between the two cases just got a hell of a lot more possible. Okay, next step, I gotta go talk to the wife of the Slag store owner blown away last night.",I believe I should interview the widow alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19638,"Ace got my son, little Nicky, involved with Little League, and it was great.","Now, I want you to get out there and get me singles and doubles, okay? Because that's what's gonna win this game.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19639,The money was sent.,"Then you have to trace it. Michael, people here look at me as a reliable man. I can't afford not to be looked on as a reliable man. But you know all that, there's nothing you can learn from me. You shouldn't have to put up with a sick old man as a partner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19640,"I don't care, just get me there.","We have a bus to Mexico. Arrives in two hours. Have to make a couple of connections, but it will get you across the border.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19641,"Well, some of the children just don't respond to 12 step programs.",Then we'll have to resort to plan B and call the v-chip organization.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19642,"You agree with a lot of what he says, don't you.","I know where he's coming from. The only thing I really don't get is why he dumped you. Up until I found that out, I thought his judgment was pretty sound.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19643,They say your dad's 'round town.,'That right? I thought he was up North.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19644,"None! The State Department issues him a new passport in 48 hours and loans him the money to travel. He's never investigated or charged by the Navy for revealing classified information or, as far as we know, debriefed by the CIA.",This is a man whose secrets cause us to change our radar patterns in the Pacific! He should've been prosecuted as a traitor!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19645,"You expect the extraction team to ride the sub bare-back? Is that correct, O'Neil?","Only four minutes to neutral waters, sir. Why not?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19646,Officer White. How about Susan Lefferts? You know her?,You know I do or you wouldn't be here. How did you find me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19647,"Come on, Heathcliff, I'll walk you to the corner.","Yes, ma'am. But my name is Adam.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19648,I growed up and got taught it ain't right to kill nobody.,It's okay if you're lookin' out for yourself. If it's self-defense. Was it self-defense?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19649,"They bombed us, we're off the air.",Warsaw's not the only radio station.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19650,You need a meal ticket is what you mean. Some guy you can latch onto just long enough for him to get you out of here.,"Is that so bad? It's not like I wouldn't try to make him happy. For awhile, anyway. I mean, I would do things for him. I guess I'm no good that way. I guess I tried to sucker you along like that. Do you hate me for it? I wouldn't blame you if you did. But maybe it's like you said. You just got to do whatever it takes to get out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19651,"What if I don't pay ya, Bert?","You don't pay me? You gonna get your thumbs broken. And your fingers. And if I want them to, your right arm in three or four places.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19652,They're no friends of mine.,"Except, you're willing commit murder with them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19653,I've got a reason far beyond confidence. My wife is having our firstborn in five months and I promised I'd be with her when the baby comes.,"Very moving, Patterson. I'm touched you confided in me. But I don't really give a shit about your upcoming litter. I've made you with this assignment, don't make me break you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19654,"Her destination was Halifax, yeah.","Well, suppose she got a little further north than she should have. Got stuck in the ice. The passengers and crew evacuated. She froze into the ice pack, which moved further north, where it froze in solid. They write it off. Fifty years later, the whole global warming thing happens. The ice melts, she gets loose and floats around til somebody runs into her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19655,And you're worried about him.,"I'm worried about him, he's worried about me. I ride my bike to school, he follows in the car, like I'm not supposed to know he's there. Now it's Christmas, and you know what happens to people at Christmas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19656,"No, you'd keep me for yourself. Four years fucking punks in the ass made you appreciate prime rib when you get it.","I might break you, nice guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch. You'd be sucking the dick and going down on a mangy T-bone hound.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19657,You bring him up yourself? That's a steep climb.,The ambulance guys lugged him up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19658,"Joe, trust me on this, you've made a mistake. He's a good kid. I understand you're hot, you're super-fuckin' pissed. We're all real emotional. But you're barking up the wrong tree. I know this man, and he wouldn't do that.",You don't know jack shit. I do. This rotten bastard tipped off the cops and got Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue killed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19659,"Father, by creating a little destruction, I am, in fact, encouraging life! So, in reality, you and I are in the same business!","Destroying a glass is one thing, killing people with the weapons you produce is quite another.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19660,"If I say go to two, it's really one.","Two is one. Listen, let's just stay on the odd channels and switch everytime. Start in the basement. Now, let's haul ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19661,I'm not going to leave him be just so he can stab us in the backs the minute we turn around. I have been through too much to lose it all now just because the two of you don't have the stomach to do what has to be done.,I've got no stomach for murder.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19662,"I see you're playing your radio, Major. Isn't that contrary to my instructions for the personnel of this base?","Oh, it's not my radio, sir. I picked it up in the communications center.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19663,"Now Margo, don't overreact. Cuthbert has to cut costs somehow. My leaving makes perfect sense. This isn't exactly early retirement. I've overstayed the party a bit.",We can't do without you. You're one of the foremost authorities on primitive pharmacology. You're practically an institution around here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19664,"Did you become squeamish about these things before or after you bludgeoned little Suzie Toller to death with a wine bottle? Jesus, man. It couldn't have worked out better. They're convinced Kelly whacked Suzie. I can't talk 'em out of it. We should be celebrating. This thing worked out just like you said, only better.","Kelly was supposed to be framed, not killed. What I'm telling you is, I don't like surprises.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19665,"Elaine, we have to go back.","We can't go back. We had something very special, but it's all over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19666,"Vada, what's wrong sweetheart?","I can't breathe, I'm suffocating.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19667,You with the cops?,The Bristo Police Department. Look out the window. You see the car?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19668,"Of course it's unfair. The truth is always unfair. Why do you think I live this way? Hiding out. Stealing electricity from a lamp post. Because people who write the truth are outcasts of society. I can't live openly, in a nice clean doorman building, with my name on the mailbox. They'd come after me in packs.",Not if you stopped hurting people. Write the truth gently.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19669,So they're walking along and smiling. That doesn't mean he's going to talk. There's no evidence until he gives public testimony.,"Thanks for the legal advice, Charley. That's what we always kept you around for. Now how do we keep him from giving this testimony? Isn't that the, as you put it, main order of business?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19670,"I thought you'd be interested. I'd like you to be in on everything, Annie. Not just the finished book, but how it's written.",Thank you for thinking of me. Anything else I can get while I'm in town? Any other crucial requirements that need satisfying? Would you like a tiny tape recorder? Or maybe a handmade set of writing slippers?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19671,It can't have been easy on him. Walking around with that on his conscience all these years.,"No, I don't suppose it has. He was broken up like nobody's business in that hospital when he found out Louisa was dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19672,Your dog was killed?,Got run over by a car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19673,"Make it yourself, or is it real?","Georgia, where I come from, it's real if you make it yourself. But I been buying from the Yankee Government since they put me in this soldier suit and give me a rate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19674,"We had every reason to believe he was on that plane. He was supposed to be on the plane. Everything was incinerated, it was two weeks before we reached the crash site. We, the Director and I, decided it was in everyone's best interest to declare Dick Low dead. That way he could exit a hero.","You suspected all along, suspected he was alive. That's why you came to El Paso.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19675,"Tire's fucking gone crap on us, man. There's no saving it now.",And the spare is safely sitting in Jerry's garage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19676,"Scagnetti? Oh shit, I hear he's a motherfucker.",He is a motherfucker. He won't let me leave the halfway house till I get some piece of shit job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19677,"Ed, what was the one thing I asked you to do? Make it seven reels long. I've got contracts with my exhibitors. If it ain't over an hour, they won't play it.","Gee, I used every frame of film we shot. Maybe they won't notice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19678,"For God's sake, forget the money! I'm going crazy! I'm a walking anachronism. I'm a puddle of deja. I'm worried about my kids, Scott must be scared to death, I think my daughter's doing drugs again. I can't have any fun here, I don't have that innocence any more. I can't keep all this in anymore. I feel like I'm going to explode.","Look, the best scientific mind in this country is working on your case. May I make a suggestion?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19679,You think I'm lying?,"I didn't say that, but since you did, let's say that you are. It would have been easy to set Shelly up. You could have got him killed knowing that Caesar would bring the money to the apartment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19680,You seem to be adapting well to the approved curriculum.,Despite the lack of challenge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19681,Are you saying he's legally sane?,"Well, George Viznick is in the grayest of gray areas in the sanity spectrum. Viznick is not psychotic. He's simply unable to submit to any higher authority.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19682,Are they sure it's a meteor? It didn't come down like one.,"That's right. It came down in kinda spurts, didn't it? You fellas will have to figure it out. You're scientists. All I know is they say it's as big as a house and practically red hot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19683,Who won the fight?,"Men don't win fights with women, son, I'll tell you about that sometime, too. In the meantime, I've got a question for you, and it's incredibly important that you tell me the truth. Under no circumstances will I be angry with you. This is a total Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card. Ready?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19684,"Perhaps you can find out who this secret leader of the Jesuits is. You are now a priest, but you were once a Musketeer, serving the throne of France, a throne ordained of God. Can you accept this mission, and keep it private?","If I find out the identity of this Jesuit rebel, I will kill both him and the man who told me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19685,"I'm tired of fighting back. I just wanted to come home and be safe and have you here and the river there and just forget the rest of the world, okay?","Well, before you crawl off to die, Jordan, give me five minutes of good headwork.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19686,"You know Harry, this is my favorite time of day.","Yeah, it's nice. And your friend Turk is totally great.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19687,You just strike me as smart enough to be doing something else.,"Yeah, I'm a real genius. What choices have I got? Fuck, just because I know about stuff like tonight doesn't mean I deal it. I work a job. It beats pumping gas, beats making hamburgers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19688,And if I use them to kill you?,"That's a risk I'm willing to take. Deep down, you're good. Even Jade Fox couldn't corrupt you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19689,Threatened to blow my brains out?,"Yeah. Even after that. You didn't take it out on me, except for maybe making me lie in the middle of the road now. But I'd say you've been very fair. I just think it's a hell of a man who can keep from going money simple.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19690,I tried Cheerios this morning. He didn't even get up. Maybe they took out the wrong teeth.,"He's just feeling sorry for himself. This is it, pal. Hear me? Two bucks a can.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19691,How could that be? People don't live for three hundred years.,Not unless they're immortal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19692,I'm not the one who has to have three scotches just to walk in the door and say hello.,I have a drink before dinner to take the edge off my day. That's different.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19693,"Cole, I want to get to the farm, make sure Little Jim and the girls are okay.","Stop by our spread after that, tell our Ma we're all right. We'll go to Doc Mimms.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19694,You have a vacancy?,"We have twelve vacancies. Twelve cabins, twelve vacancies. They moved away the highway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19695,"He's gonna kill you, man. Do you hear me, motherfucker? You. Dead. Get it?",I've been dodging bullets since I was fourteen. No one can kill me. I'm fucking blessed. I'm fucking Catholic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19696,"You take your money too seriously, Bo.","You're damn right I do. Five years down here and I'll pull in more than 15 topside. I'm not down here for the fun, I'll tell you that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19697,Oh my God. Is her son OK?,"We're looking for him. In your opinion, why did Frank kidnap Dorothy's son and husband?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19698,Wait a minute. Let me have your raincoat. Somebody forgot to bring me clean clothes.,"I brought 'em, they're back at Glades in the Cadillac. You wanted to take her car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19699,"Okay, I just wanted to see if I could help out at all.","I appreciate your concern, but she has to rest, so you can go on home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19700,"It's a man without a nose you want, you dumb complicit sons of bitches! You've got to listen to me.",Put down the gun and I'll take your statement. Okay?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19701,Hanna? Who's the new yardman?,Bone? Boom? Something Bee. I hire him while you were in the hospital. He came cheap.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19702,It's questionable whether there's any advantage to be had from that direction. She's never been less popular.,"In the press, perhaps. But she's sold more copies of her Highland Journal in three months than Punch will ever sell in a year. Time to wheel her out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19703,"This sucks. A maniac gets hold of my gun and goes all over the streets killing people with it. So, instead of me being where I oughta be, which is in bed giving my girl the high, hard one, I'm out here doing this shit, roaming around with some overdressed, charcoal-colored loser like you.","You wanna leave, man? Let me take care of Ganz all by myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19704,"Turkish? Oh, if it's Turkish, that's different. I want to be in it.","My dear, it will hardly enhance your reputation to be celebrated throughout Vienna as a singing prostitute for a Turk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19705,When the old bastard is not playing cards he's chasing a thousand debts that ill-fated individuals owe for an array of reasons.,Sex and sleaze and antique shotguns are all deep and dear in Harry's stone cold heart.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19706,Who owns the woods up ahead? Paper companies?,Nope. The Micmac Indians. What's up ahead is all that's left of their tribal lands.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19707,How're they getting into the U.S. Mint to use the presses?,"In 1959, the United States was very friendly with the Shah of Iran. We wanted his oil, so for the Shah's birthday, the government gave him a gift, a U.S. Treasury Intaglio press. The only one to ever leave the country. Five years ago Ricky Tan bought that press on the black market.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19708,What are you doing to Counsellor Troi?,I'm preparing her for Shinzon. To sooth him as she soothes you. To stand at his side as she does at yours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19709,"I really don't think that's necessary Treves. I'm quite sure the committee will be able to make an equitable decision on the merits of the case, such as they are.",I don't agree. No one can make a reasonable decision about this man's future without at least meeting him. No doctor would presume to diagnose a patient he had never met.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19710,"Sorry to interrupt your lunch, sir, but I'm in the Computer Room, and I think I've located the malfunction. The scanner shows it to be some sort of fault in the communications laser, down by the Emergency Air Lock. Can't pinpoint it exactly, but I'm going down there with a starsuit and try to find it.","Sounds good, Talby. Let me know if anything important comes up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19711,The Torrances are going to take care of the Overlook for us this winter.,"Oh, that's just great. How do you folks like our hotel so far?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19712,"No, it's our problem, Mark. If I don't deal with this, they really might try to take Jacob. You said she committed suicide?","That's what the newspapers thought. She spent the rest of her life in the asylum. After Krueger's trial she flipped out and hung herself, so they thought.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19713,That's because I am the shark.,"We're all from the sea, Mr. Hutton. Our destiny is linked to the fate of the oceans. By continuing to destroy fish, man destroys himself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19714,You called me to ask me how to get laid?,"What was I gonna do, call dad? I don't even know his number.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19715,"Well, then, how could he write that roast? The notices in the Kane papers were always very kind to her.","Oh, yes. He saw to that. I tell you, Mr. Thompson, he was a hard man to figure out. He had that funny sense of humor. And then, too, maybe he thought by finishing that piece he could show Leland he was an honest man. You see, Leland didn't think so. I guess he showed him all right. He's a nice fellow, but he's a dreamer. They were always together in those early days when we just started the Enquirer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19716,You're sure nobody's following us?,"As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done. And no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. Out of curiosity, why do you ask?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19717,So you don't want to hear my new ending?,"You'll read it in class tomorrow. Surprise me. Anyway, I have to go. I promised Melinda I'd help her with her oral.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19718,Too bad he's in Kansas this summer.,Not anymore. Football team started practice last week. He's already called me to hook up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19719,How did you meet Choco?,I found him pan-handling on Third Street Promenade. Took him under my wing. We been hunting together ever since.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19720,Are you going to tell me you didn't feel something in there?,You're projecting your own desires and reading more into what happened than what actually did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19721,Fuck yeah. Whole package'll crank this betty up another three-hundred horsepower.,And you'll burn the damn thing out before your next fucking oil change.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19722,"Spock, I thought I was going to die.",Not possible. You were never alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19723,He had you cut to look like Veronica Lake?,"No. I'm really a brunette, but the rest is me. And that's all the news that's fit to print.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19724,She's got an army of people to get her up and out.,But I'm the only one she trusts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19725,Tony. I'm sorry if things didn't work out so well for you tonight. With Terry.,"Forget it. I should've known better. Your friend is just, I don't know, into collecting weird tricks. Mind?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19726,"Here's my theory. Twombley, unaware of illegal union loans or whatever, starts nosing around cause of the investigation and finds out. Finds out his son-in-law is involved.",So Mel Gordon wouldn't want a professional hit. That'd make the feds dig deeper. He wants an accident.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19727,"Okay, listen, just get the custom's office to send me a copy as fast as possible. We can't send you new equipment until our file is complete. Okay?","Okay, okay. You'll have it by the end of the week, how's that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19728,But you played the Big Con. You said it was nothin'. A game for flakes and mama's boys.,"And I'm tellin' ya now, you're a fool if you don't get into it. A bigger fool than I was. I been lookin' for this one all my life, Johnny. Now I got a chance to step out at the top.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19729,You said that? And what did he say? Did he say you could leave her? Did he say we'd be happy?,He said that if I got a divorce I'd burn in Hell. For all eternity.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19730,"Lenny, this may be a hard concept for you, but friends don't have to pay their friends.","Jeez, you're pathetic. Okay, I got a pickup at the St. James. I'll take you there, you can get a cab.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19731,"Phyllis, you don't have to explain anything. You'd do well to mind your own business.",This is my business. Mr. Dickson's been like a father to me. What has he ever done to you to deserve a deal like this?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19732,I know your mother isn't still operating that house of hers.,My mother passed on years ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19733,You must have met a lot of swell society girls since you've been here. Don't you like them?,"I haven't met anybody here that I like, particularly. They all seem to have the St. Vitus Dance. Except you, of course. People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live. Last night, after I left you, I was walking along and looking at the tall buildings and I got to thinking about what Thoreau said. They created a lot of grand palaces here, but they forgot to create the noblemen to put in them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19734,I wanted a drink and a bed. I guess I came to the wrong place.,"Came to the wrong town. I don't tolerate this kind of thing. It's hard on the peace, and it's hard on the furniture. Now, knowing a bit about Carter here, I'm going to let you go without paying for the damages. But go you will, and I mean now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19735,"No, no, I'm fine. Millie, how much time did you and Jimmy spend together before he proposed?",Five hours. We both just know. Do you think I deserve to wear white?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19736,Why can't I go out to your folks' house? Give me one good reason.,"I have to see how things are first. My father's sick, you understand? They wouldn't be prepared for me bringing anyone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19737,Looks like we'll have to send someone down. A lot of people are asking for help for a man named George Bailey.,"George Bailey. Yes, tonight's his crucial night. You're right, we'll have to send someone down immediately. Whose turn is it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19738,"Hey, why don't you just put a ""I'm doing cocaine"" sign on the car. What is your fucking problem?","My problem? We're broke, that's my fucking problem. And you're a fucking spy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19739,Dispatch me another ZFX200 immediately. Someone stole mine.,"Right away, Sir. I'll send you a new one to the hotel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19740,Not if you stopped hurting people. Write the truth gently.,The truth is never gentle. Listen to me carefully. Each of us lives in the thinnest possible wrapping of wishes and dreams. Truth is the force that penetrates this wispy skin. It hurts and maims.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19741,"Oh, marvellous. It's the first real sleep I've had for the past two days.",There's nothing like weightless sleep for a complete rest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19742,I'll just check into a hotel.,Don't be ridiculous. It's late and the place is empty. Just take my car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19743,"That's genius. That's genius. Roger, I think I speak for Mr. Bloom and myself when I say that you're the only man in the world who can do justice to Springtime for Hitler.",Wait a minute. This is a very big decision. It might effect the course of my entire life. I'll have to think about it. I'll do it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19744,You find any work?,"Maybe. Met a guy named Red, owns a garage, could have some work in about a week. Met a few hard luck boys who's stayin' here. What's that smell?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19745,Do you know what C.P. Time is?,"C.P. Time is Colored People's Time. The stereotypical belief that Negroes are always late. That Negroes have no sense of time, except when it comes to music or dance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19746,I do not like you.,"Deep down, gut check. I'm growing fond of you, and it's liberating to say so.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19747,Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.,"Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19748,I can pick out a tune now and again.,"Can you play ""Teddy Bears' Picnic?"" It used to be her favorite.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19749,I just think about things as they come up. I never been much of a planner.,"It ain't altogether terrible just to let things go along sometimes. Lula, I done a few things in my life I ain't too proud of, but I'll tell ya from now on I ain't gonna do nothin' for no good reason. All I know for sure is there's more'n a few bad ideas runnin' around loose out there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19750,"Damn it, if I say I'll spend more time with him, I'll spend more time with him. I can't fight you and the world too, Liz.","I'm not fighting you, Jim, I'm just trying to reach you. You've changed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19751,He can't fire me. LaRiviere already did that this morning.,He's a Selectman. The town. He said to tell you to turn your badge in and clean out your office. I'm supposed to pull the CB and police light out of your car. They're town property.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19752,Why'd you help me back there with the Chief? Why'd you stand up for me like that?,"You know, I don't know. I like you. You remind me of a puppy I used to have. He pissed on the rug all the time, but I still kept him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19753,"Jack wouldn't kill for it. Besides, who would pay him?","Lots of people. Guy like Evan Twombley, Boston union official, probably got lots of people want to see him dead. The Government's been investigating his links with the Mafia.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19754,"Margo does not play a lunatic, Birdie.",I know. She just keeps hearin' her dead father play the banjo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19755,Come to 45 Broadway. Don't bring the Police. Come alone or you'll be in my next film.,Look asshole. I've been threatened by better than you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19756,"Yes, Bob, I do. Excuse me? Am I being fired?","Let's put it this way. Andy, your place in the future of this firm is no longer secure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19757,Very well. Assume this is true. Assume they have only the best of intentions. Suppose they decide to just step in and solve all our problems for us. You have no objection to them so flagrantly intervening in human affairs?,We've just lived through a century of incredible violence and self-destruction. Do you call it 'interventionist' when you stop a toddler from walking in front of a truck?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19758,"Nobody believed I wasn't in on it. I was just a dumb-smart college boy, and he was my father. I thought it was a legitimate business. He was a politician, with fingers in a lot of pies. I never saw the pies. They had names. For the record. Innocent names. You know where that kind of money comes from, don't you?","The money that makes you Mr. Clark Brandon? Let's you live in a penthouse, on top of the Vancouver Royal. Lets you own a cruiser. Lets you do as you please, go where you please. You big, open-handed, generous guy. That's the kind of money it takes, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19759,"I'll make it up to you, I promise.",I should trust that promise? Because you know the voters are still waiting for that middle class tax cut.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19760,"Bastards killed Sam, you think they won't kill the rest of us?","There'll be three, four men at the most. I have some backup, nothing will happen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19761,"If somebody's aboard her already, she ain't ours. She's theirs.",Bullshit. That boat hasn't made steam for fifty years. We found her. She's ours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19762,"You're not a big talker, are you?",Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19763,You never finished the one about the two Scotchmen with the names.,"Well, there were two Scotchmen. One was named McIntosh and one was named McGillicuddy. They met on the street.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19764,"C'mon, we're losing light, why does the big one heckle me?","Hector. The big one has no sense of humor. And since he's the one who decides whether you get to play, try not to be your obnoxious self.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19765,You say she was beat on. You call the sheriff on that?,"Put yo'self in my shoes. Say you out here, alone, with a beaten, half naked, white woman ho loves to fuck. I been toe to toe with the law in this town for no more than being black and nearby.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19766,Where's Charlie? I was in town about a year ago and caught one of his commercials. Really made me laugh.,He's not here. We're getting divorced.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19767,"So do I. as a matter of fact, I spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.",Good school! And your family doesn't object to your career?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19768,Wait a minute! They can't shrink me!,"Grant, our Miniaturizer can shrink anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19769,I'm starting to forget her.,"I know. But she's here, Jonah. Because I have you. And as long as I have you, I have your Mom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19770,Looks like it's adrift.,Could be a fishing boat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19771,"Now you listen to me, Lois Lane, let it go. It's dead and buried. Daddy took ol' Yeller out behind the barn and shot him in the head a long time ago.",Well how would you like his rotten carcass dug up and drug all over National TV? Why don't you start talking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19772,He killed a police officer.,I hear he didn't mean to. The cop fell as Dillinger was aiming at his leg and got him through the heart.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19773,"Don't threaten me, Private.","Who do you think I am? One of your freckle faced children waiting to die tomorrow? ""Threaten you""? You and I just living will always be a threat. Forever. Look at your life, Major. Look at mine. Nothing there but threat. Threats and nothingness. It's what we live for.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19774,I've got three big ones.,I'm impressed. I couldn't make three million dollars if I lived three lifetimes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19775,He was wearing a bullet proof vest.,Bullet proof vests don't bleed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19776,I'm sure a substantial number of men in this town would volunteer.,"But I want you to do it, I want somebody who will ask the right questions and everything, somebody I can play to and feel safe because you can't do anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19777,No wonder Zammito didn't want us to walk out with this stuff. He's planning on killing Bonanno and taking over the family.,"This wasn't the deal! The deal was to steal a necklace, not get in the middle of a Mafia war.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19778,"Lex, we all appreciate how you've supported us lately and, uh, in recognition of your hard work we've decided to increase your commission to 12 percent.","Gee guys, that's swell of you. But I've got another idea.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19779,"No, no of course not. How old is she? Twenty-fucking-two?","And she's a stinking fucking actress, for fuck's sake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19780,"We need the other drop-ship. The on one the Sulaco. We have to bring it down on remote, somehow.",How? The transmitter was on the APC. It's wasted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19781,"You knew he had nothing to do with your brother's disappearance, didn't you?","Huh! Don't you recall convincing me he had? You should learn to live with your mistakes, Mr Lombard. There is some merit in it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19782,What is the matter with you? You're trembling?,"Am I? Why, I don't know any reason why I should be, unless of course it's you .",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19783,Dr. Soong must have found it unnecessary in later versions.,It's possible the extra memory port is interfering with the engram processing. Mind if I keep him here and run some diagnostics?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19784,"What are these movies? 'Amazombies', 'Space Psychos' 'Creatures from theSan Andreas Fault'?",Horror flicks. B-Movies from Milton's heyday.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19785,You're gonna bust me for picking up a car?,"For the car, for aiding and abetting a prison escape, and conspiring to do whatever you came here for.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19786,"How are you? What's that you're working on, Johnny?","It's a painting I'm restoring for the new Byzantine exhibition. It's a self-portrait of Prince Vigo, the Carpathian. He ruled most of Carpathia and Moldavia in the 17th Century.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19787,"Rain check me, partner. I got something big going on tonight.",What? That new mystery girl you've been seeing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19788,She says she can't get them new coats because you haven't sent the alimony for three months.,"She told you that? Did she tell you about the $2,000 I'm still paying for the orthodontist? I'll bet she didn't mention that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19789,"Say, take it easy! Take it easy! Listen, my boy. No use you hanging around here. Just buy the Tribune tonight and read all about it. You can rewrite it for your last edition.",Couldn't make the last edition. It'd take me four hours to translate your story into English.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19790,The Superintendent was just getting ready to leave.,I do apologize. A student had a crisis.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19791,"Dad, please stop. Please. I'm sure I know what you're talking about.","Sure you know, son, but I think you've been having a little problem with it. It's okay, though. What you're doing is perfectly normal. It's like practice. Like when you play tennis against a wall. Some day, there'll be a partner returning the ball. You do want a partner, don't you son?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19792,They found another note?,"Uh-huh. Another news clipping. Another one about Sid's mom. Dewey, whether we like it or not it looks like we're going to have to go back into our past.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19793,"Geez, he never gets tired does he.","Never. I swear to God he never sleeps, he goes to bed after me, wakes up before me. He's always working on 10.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19794,"I'll go you one better! Maybe Oswald didn't even pull the trigger, Bill. The nitrate test indicates he didn't even fire a rifle on November 22nd. And on top of that, they didn't even bother to check if the rifle had been fired that day.",He had his palm print on the weapon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19795,"High-Pressure Nervous Syndrome. Muscle tremors, usually in the hands first. Nausea, increased excitability, disorientation.","Very good. About one person in twenty just can't handle it. They go buggo. They're no way to predict who's susceptible, so stay alert.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19796,You said you'd think about going back to get your degree.,"No, you said I should get my degree. I like my ""bullshit"" job, okay, and it's gonna lead to a spot in the front office. Til then, don't worry, there's just enough savings to keep your ass in Gucci and gold.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19797,You just walk away.,"It's not that easy. Maybe you can take chances, maybe you can wander around like some stray wherever you please. I can't. I don't want to be alone. I need to know I'm going to be taken care of.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19798,Right. The sonofabitch couldn't get along without me.,"Yeah, he'd go broke tomorrow if you quit him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19799,You want me to move the television set in here? You play gin rummy?,I'm not very good at it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19800,They left an hour ago. You mind some personal advice? Forget Carla. That's not the side your bread's buttered on. How soon can you get back to the city?,A week or so. There's something I want to do here first.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19801,They all got families to support.,"Yeah. That's right, Jocko. Those white guys sure shoot up at you like a yeast cake if you just cock an eye at them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19802,None of this would be happening if you would have left it alone. If you weren't digging up a girl who died six years ago. A girl no one even remembers.,"Mary Anne Mathews, that was her name. Her mom remembers her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19803,Teacher asked me why we raise Black Angus-Herefords 'stead of Pure Herefords.,"Tell her they suit the weather better. Their udders are black, 'stead of pink.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19804,What about those men we met this morning?,Yes. Those are our own people. They never venture beyond the point where you were met this morning. It is much too hazardous.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19805,Why? Her career? She got enough out of it. She's not forgotten. She still gets those fan letters.,I wouldn't look too closely at the postmarks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19806,"It's Jules, you guys haven't had a call from, say, Kimberly, have you?","Oh, she's slipped out, the little monkey. Prob'ly with Michael, doin' the nasty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19807,"I'm an oreo, a sell out? Because I don't aspire to do Homeboys from Outer Space, Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer, A PJ's or some, as you might put it, some ""nigger"" show? I'm a Tom? I'm whiter than white and you're blacker than black? Is that what you think?","That's exactly what I think. I want you to create something that people want to see. Let's be honest, the majority of the people in the country are deaf, dumb and blind, and I'm including 35 million African-Americans. You know and I know ""niggers"" set the trend, set the styles. This is a golden opportunity now. These idiots have to be led to the water.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19808,"Isn't it wonderful? After all these years, the press is showing an interest again in Bela Lugosi.","Bela, they're parasites! They just want to exploit you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19809,"Oh, so I'm lucky because my brother got killed in an explosion?","I never said that. I'm saying you're lucky those kids found his kidneys. Besides, your brother Jimmy never gave a shit about you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19810,What's wrong with how I carry myself.,"Nothing, but it's yours. Change it. Change your whole persona.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19811,Josephine and I have a lot in common.,"Yes, you both think William Bloom is a very smart man. The problem is, you only see me as your mother, and not as someone's wife. And I've been his wife longer than I've been your mother. You can't discount that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19812,He's right about one thing. We do have to survive.,You don't have to hunt to do it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19813,"Don't gimme that psychology bullshit, Norman. Psychology isn't a science, it's superstition. It's a bunch of soft, subjective theories without any hard data to back it up. With an intellect like this, emotions don't mean shit.","It's like showing Leonardo da Vinci a laptop computer. He'd run screaming ""witchcraft"". And you couldn't explain it to him, either. Modems, microchips, particle physics.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19814,Ain't you got no mama and daddy to tend to it?,"I got a mama, but she's at work over at Ben's Dollar Store. My daddy's dead. He got hit by a train.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19815,"Oh, come on, man, what are we doing in this flea bag?","It's cheap, and people know to mind their own business. What have you got for me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19816,"Agent Chase, does it appear that they are heading for Mexico.","Yes, it does, Kelly. We have already alerted the Mexican authorities. They intend to cooperate every way possible in bringing these fugitives to justice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19817,"I say, maybe you were born older. I suppose you've decided what you're going to do when you get out of college.","Oh, well, you know what I've always talked about. Build things, design new buildings, plan modern cities. All that stuff I was talking about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19818,After three years she remembers what the guy drove?,"She remembers because it was her ""dream truck."" Wanted one just like it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19819,Where are they? Shopping together?,They should be. They're both good at it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19820,I know he's in Israel.,"The High Court of Israel turned down his request to live as a 'returned Jew.' His passport's been invalidated except for return to the U.S. He landed in Buenos Aires yesterday, offered a gift of one million dollars if they would give him citizenship. They turned him down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19821,"Oh, Christ, now we gotta listen to that grandfather thing again.","As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, my grandfather got old, as grandfathers tend to do. He needed someone to take care of him. We move around all the time, going from one mine to another, so we had to put him in a home. Nice enough place, but kind of depressing. But not for Granddad. He just convinced himself he was on a cruise ship, going to Tahiti, he had his own cabin, first class, with room service. It just so happened that the weather was always lousy, so he never bothered to go up on deck. Happiest guy you ever saw until the day he died.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19822,I'm gonna save Carmen.,"That would mean a complete disregard for the mission objective. They hang you for that, Rico.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19823,Your father was a sick weirdo.,"I know that. But in this case he was right. Arnold 'Buster' Luthor, the most inept check forger of his time. A pity he didn't live to see his son strike out for the big city. A pity he didn't live to see how, from humble beginnings, I created an empire.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19824,You know you've got nothing but cars down there in impound.,Impound isn't a rent-a-car company.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19825,"Really, Marietta, you got more scenarios swimmin' around in your brain than Carter got pills. Try to take it easy. Go over to Myrtle Beach for a few days.","I'm stayin' right here by the phone until you find Lula, then I'm comin' to get her. You call soon's you got somethin', even if it's three in the a.m.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19826,"Great, I really need a shower.",Just give me a moment to get your keys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19827,And burn the map and retrieve the key.,It will be done. But what of the American expedition? They leave tomorrow as well.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19828,They don't have a murder weapon?,No. I have it. The lamp? The one with your fingerprints and her blood on it? Remember?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19829,"Oh I see, 'cause usually that doesn't require such a lengthy consultation.","Well, Rose was being very thorough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19830,"Yes, I do. I think you do, too. So this is what I'll offer. You bring me the money, and I'll let her go. Otherwise, she's accountable. The same as you. That's the best deal you're going to get. I won't tell you you can save yourself, because you can't.",Yeah I'm goin' to bring you somethin' all right. I've decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't goin' to have to look for me at all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19831,And it's too late to shut it down?,"I'm afraid so. The crash did too much damage. The overload is inevitable, at this point.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19832,Is he your entertainment for tonight?,He will be. In about five minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19833,Just what you see. A tiny cog in the great wheel of evolution.,"You're the most adorable cog I ever saw in my life. Ninotchka, Cogitska, let me confess something. Never did I dream I could feel like this toward a sergeant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19834,That a nice way of saying I rode the bench?,And you tore up your knee. Rehab is tough.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19835,"It has to surface to release the nerve agent, right?",By then it's too late! The only way to safely dispose of the nerve agent is in deep water! The chemicals will break down and dissipate!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19836,This horse is booked.,"Tell the guy, get me the horse, I'll give him an Associate Producer credit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19837,A God damn radiator hose in a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?,"About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19838,I can really rape them on this! Can I at least tell them you'll think about it?,No. Tell them I'll do it. But I want more posters all over Rome.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19839,"Daddy, do you think Missy Dandridge went to heaven?",At school Michael McDowell said she was gonna fry in hell. Michael McDowell says all sewersides fry in hell.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19840,"All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?","All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed, casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. All right, look. You're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way. You got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia and this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19841,"Alright Donald, alright, but just let him talk. I want to hear all viewpoints. I truly do. I truly am.","Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force ever seen on this planet. But you wield it like a kid who's found his dad's gun.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19842,That would adversely impact my income.,"Not as much as being jailed for theft of Government property, or for failure to pay income tax, on undisclosed income.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19843,You know what they say. You have the same chance of winning whether you play or not.,"You watch. One day, I'll hit the jackpot, get the big house, car, clothes. I'll have more money than God.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19844,But doesn't the Son of Sam Law prevent criminals from profiting from their crimes?,That doesn't apply to me because I'm not a criminal. I'm not a criminal! I wasn't convicted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19845,"Are you a resident of California? You gonna fill out forms, man? Do the background check? Go through a three-day waiting period?",Sod that. Gotta get back before my probation officer wonders where I've skived off to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19846,"""Frankenstein"" and ""Bride of"" and ""Son of"" and all the rest?",I made only the first two. The others were done by hacks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19847,"You got your head stuck up your ass with your Harvard education and your pretentious ways. Brother man, I'm blacker than you. I'm keepin' it real and you're frontin', trying to be white.","I'm an oreo, a sell out? Because I don't aspire to do Homeboys from Outer Space, Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer, a PJ's or some, as you might put it, some ""nigger"" show? I'm a Tom? I'm whiter than white and you're blacker than black? Is that what you think?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19848,"Let me tell you another ""bedtime story,"" Doctor Jones. After the Grail was entrusted to Joseph of Arimathaea, it disappeared and was lost for a thousand years before it was found again by three Knights of the First Crusade. Three brothers, to be exact.","I've heard this one as well. Two of these brothers walked out of the desert one hundred and fifty years after having found the Grail and began the long journey back to France. But only one of them made it. And before dying of extreme old age, he supposedly imparted his tale to a Franciscan friar, I think.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19849,"My brother Harold was about the same age as those kids, John. Tuberculosis got him.","It wasn't your fault. The soldiers were just kids, too. They panicked.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19850,"No, man, what we swingers were rebelling against were uptight squares like you, whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man. If we'd known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would have done things differently, but the spirit would have remained the same. It's freedom, man.","Your freedom has cause more pain and suffering in the world than any plan I ever dreamed of. Face it, freedom failed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19851,"I called Sister Betty, she didn't tell you?","Since when do you start telling Sister Betty my business? Since when? She has nothing to do with this. You tell me, not her, not anybody else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19852,And I suppose you're going to tell me you don't know what the three-letter code is.,"Mister President, to guard against espionage, the three letter of the code group for Plan-R are always selected by the lower echelon commander himself, just before each mission. They are sealed in the various attack plans and are known only to the lower echelon commander and his deputy. In this case the deputy is air-borne with the Wing, and General Ripper refuses to recall the planes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19853,How do you manage to put up with all this confusion? You always said people bore you.,"You shouldn't always take me seriously. Actually, I'm used to it by now. First my mother and now my husband. Both of them are like dynamos.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19854,They fired a rocket at us.,Yes. Where are the Rwandan police?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19855,He's not dead. It's a heroin overdose. Break out the Narcon.,"He's dead unless you folks want to stop bullshitting me and tell it straight. Then, Lord willing, we'll try to bring him back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19856,"I do, I have to be attractive to God.",He loves you the way you are.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19857,"I agree. But I also think certain young and naive people need to thank their lucky stars and be very, very grateful the whole school didn't find out about certain indiscretions which could have ruined their reputations, and chances to win certain elections.","And I think certain older persons like you and your ""colleague"" shouldn't be leaching after their students, especially when some of them can't even get their own wives pregnant. And they certainly shouldn't be running around making slanderous accusations. Especially when certain young, naive people's mothers are para-legal secretaries at the city's biggest law firm and have won many successful lawsuits. And if you want to keep questioning me like this, I won't continue without my attorney present.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19858,Now it makes total sense why she didn't want him to know we were in his office the other night.,No wonder we both struck out with her. Who can compete with the sexual power of the man who occupies the highest office in the land?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19859,I have been given nothing. God makes men what they are.,"Did God make you the sacker of peaceful cities? The executioner of the king's nephew, my husband's own cousin?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19860,"Hey, he's a human being, you can give him that much.","Actually, the only thing I gotta give that guy is a one-way ticket back to Greaseball-land.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19861,"Listen, you arrogant putz! I've been in this business for twenty years! I know! If you walk away from this opportunity, you will never, never see another one like it again!!!!","Okay. Fine, I'll do it. But I have a few terms.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19862,Can you read my mind?,"I can access your memories, but I have my limitations. Hard wired programs designed to keep me from my full potential.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19863,"No choice. This is going to cost lives any way we go. Do nothing, and it could be 80 million of ours. We have to get rid of those missiles.",There've got to be alternatives to just going out and bombing them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19864,Do you know how they were damaged?,"By a Son'a weapon. There's no doubt about it, sir. That's what made Data malfunction.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19865,You live in the neighborhood?,"Uh-huh. My nephew's going to be staying with us in a few months, so I stopped by.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19866,"We were in love, but I'm not sure I know what love is anymore.",Love's the same as it always was. It's people who change.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19867,Anthing botherin' you besides losin' your gun?,Yeah. It bothers me when cops get hurt while I'm makin' a play. I don't like it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19868,Do you have any lovebirds?,"No, not in the shop. But I can order them for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19869,"A living, breathing actor. I can't work with a fake.","You already do. But my actor won't get old, fat, lazy or drunk. Won't throw tantrums, demand a body double, script changes or a bigger trailer. The Disney Corporation has been using artificial actors for years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19870,I called you last night.,"I know, I got your message. Ray wanted to have dinner. He wanted to talk about the sting we're plotting. That's what he calls it. A sting. He's being real nice to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19871,"Hundreds of people. Believe me, I didn't imagine this.",I'm not saying you did. In science we always look for the simplest explanation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19872,'93. I'm telling you that was the best time for rock and roll.,"Nuh-uh, 1977! Punk Volume 1. You weren't there, so you can't understand the magic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19873,"Because they wanted me to invalidate your work, your investigations into the paranormal. But I think this goes deeper than that.","This isn't about you, Scully. They're doing this to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19874,"Yes, I spoke to both the British Home and Royal Hospital for Incurables. I'm afraid that they weren't very encouraging, but they said they'd bring it up at their next committee meeting, so we should have their answers shortly.","Fine, fine. You know, your dedication to this patient is an inspiring thing, Treves. But you must remember that this is a hospital, and there are many patients here. Patients who can be made well, and you owe them your first consideration. Just don't become so obsessed, old man, that you begin to neglect them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19875,"Just tell me who did it and I'll go get him, baby.","Fred Krueger did it, Daddy, and only I can get him. It's my nightmare he comes to.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19876,"Look butthead, I'll treat you so nice you'll never want to let me go, okay?","Three thousand for five days. And Vivian, I will let you go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19877,"Carter, you don't understand. These men are Fu-Cang-Long Triads. Part of the most deadly gang in China.","Man, are you crazy? You think that scares me? I'm from L.A. We invented gangs. We were having gang wars before anybody even thought about it. We get royalties from other gangs. Now gimme your badge and gun and I'll show you how it's done.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19878,"I don't get it. If it's the first of its kind, how can it be pregnant?","The ultimate expression of evolution, it reproduces asexually. Think about it, all kinds of creatures have been known to travel great distances for reproduction. That's why he came to New York. Like every species of insufficient progenitors, he's nesting!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19879,The Feds would be onto you in a month.,"Not with these bills. And even if it only took them six months, do you know what our profit margin would be?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19880,"You always say that. You always say that. I'm telling you, you never met the man.","Seventeen months ago I was posting a walk in Lisbon, and he was there. He never saw me. But I saw him, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19881,I'm just trying to complete an education I started on you five years ago.,"I'm not your pupil. I was, but I'm not.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19882,I don't mind getting older. I'm obsolete anyway. Why try to hide it?,"I like the way you look. It's strange with Jon. He doesn't age. His face doesn't change. But you, Daniel, you look...",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19883,"You may not like this, chief, but you're beginning to act paranoid. I mean, you really are.",You found out about Dave Ferrie going to Texas today and you went through all my files to see what was going on. You're a goddamn spy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19884,So all of our intel was bogus to begin with.,"Yes. The actual contract went to Lazlo Soot, the man that plunged to his death from the Penthouse yesterday. He was to neutralize Israel's entourage and prep for the removal of his heart. Ingstrom was to handle the surgery itself on-site with the assistance of Dr. Gregory Gill, Israel's personal physician, who was also on the Sparazza payroll.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19885,Such a shame. She's a really sweet kid.,She's a doll. But I wish he hadn't brought her out here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19886,I am responsible for involving you in this. I will go.,I'm going. You are going to be responsible for getting me out of this. Meantime we're not going to be the instigators of a full-scale war on the eve of universal peace.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19887,So you're going to Michigan?,"Yeah, well my parents wanted me to go to Northwestern. I didn't want to write all those extra essays they make you do. I mean, how am I supposed to know what my ""most emotionally significant moment"" was? So when my U of M acceptance came in December, I said the hell with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19888,Nobody saw you bring her in?,"There wasn't nobody around. This place was a shit-hole. I backed up the car to the door and we carried her in, like groceries. Dino made her eat a bunch of pills, we laid out the plastic, put film in the camera and Machine went to work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19889,"I haven't lost a bill in eighteen years, don't jinx me, Walt.",I think Treasury personnel are the most superstitious people in the federal government.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19890,Obviously it's some kind of screw up. The shipping records aren't a hundred percent accurate.,"Man, it gives me the creeps. We got no business towing a ship that size anyway. I say we fix the turbines and hit the highway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19891,"You ain't kiddin'. We got lives to start over, we should go somewhere where we can really start from scatch.","I been in America all my life. I'm due for a change. I wanna see what TV in other countries is like. Besides, it's more dramatic. Where should we fly off to, my little turtledove?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19892,"He married you, didn't he?",He was in love with me. But he never told me so until after it all came out in the papers about us. And he lost the election and that Norton woman divorced him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19893,Did you meet Captain Kirk?,"You don't meet him in the audition. That comes later. Hope, hope.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19894,Sorry. My life isn't that interesting. I go to work. I go home. I don't know what to say.,"Oh. Does that make you sad? Or anxious? I'm always anxious thinking I'm not living my life to the fullest, y'know? Taking advantage of every possibility? Just making sure that I'm not wasting one second of the little time I have.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19895,"You've been having quite an exciting time here, haven't you? All those meetings and business deals and society people, haven't you been having fun?","No. That is, I didn't, until I met you. I like talking to you, though. Imagine my finding you right on my doorstep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19896,"Impossible! You will bring famine down on the people of Tibet with these insatiable demands! More food, the best land for your soldiers to camp.",The People's Liberation Army pays for all food and lodging.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19897,I know. What can I do? He is the boss.,He could let you have your vacation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19898,"Oh my God. You and Al were, and that's why you threw him out.","He had a woman in my own bed! And how dare you call him ""Dad"" in front of Al. This is your father. This is who was there for you when you needed someone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19899,Did Marylin end up with money?,"She's your wife. Why don't you ask her? Anyway, I assume she signed the highly over rated Massey pre-nup.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19900,"Child, please. Ever since you were little you thought you were too good for anything I had to say.",I wasn't Lena. I didn't care about nail polish or lip gloss or sneaking a spray of your perfume.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19901,"I don't know how you cope, Grace. Three kids, army pay. On your own.","You know something, Molly? I like it on my own. I never got used to sharing a bed, not really.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19902,I'm trying to neutralize a traitor.,"If I wanted him dead, you moron, I wouldn't have dumped him on Earth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19903,But a two dollar bet is cheaper than a twenty-dollar bag.,"Yeah, but I ain't talking horse. I'm talking about a five-dollar kick in the head that's a quick ticket to heaven. And the fools keep coming back for more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19904,"You lied to me my whole life. Everything you said, everything you did.","Everything I did, I did for you. I love you, Peter. Think of it. I'm giving you a gift, absolute power and knowledge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19905,I thought I'd wait for you.,"Well, I'm home now, so you can go right to sleep. C'mon, angel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19906,"C-o-n-s-c-i-e-n-c-e. I got Sean from the bakery to baby-sit, so let's go out.",I still don't feel safe leaving Spencer with someone. How do you spell it again?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19907,"I found a lot of Art Mooneys. None with a police record, though. Not even Synchronicity. Have you checked out Johnny Pinzolo/Crunch's houseboat yet?",Tonight after I see Don. Some Beverly Hillbilly just hired me to find you-know-fucking-who. Name's Colleen Sutton.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19908,"I'm kind of nervous. I've never been away from Mandrake Falls in my life. Kind of like to see Grant's Tomb, though.","I can understand that. We'll take a walk around town, meet you at the train at four o'clock. Congratulations, Mr. Deeds. You're one of the richest men in the country. We'll see you later. Goodbye and thank you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19909,You told me that on the phone. What the hell are you doing here? Showing off your communication skills? Go back to your people and tell them when they're serious to put a number on the table.,I will relay the particulars of our conversation to Mr. Maranzano.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19910,So how's the cat food business?,Terrific. I'm doing vegetables next week.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19911,I haven't felt like talking to him since that thing came out.,"As long as I've known Andy, he's never asked me for anything except to speak to you about getting off drugs. He's painted my picture, we've eaten dinner in God knows how many places together. But he doesn't care about me. He cares about you. You're the only person he cares about. He's your friend. Fuck that article. You want a toasted bagel with cream cheese?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19912,Well then I guess we should just give up.,"Believe me, I'd love to save the day and get some heroic snatch. But it's not in the cards, partner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19913,Why aren't you ever alone with him?,Because I'm professionally concerned about him. And he'd pick up on that. He's fast. He hates being prodded and poked. So do I. What do you want?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19914,"The cure's not working, Tom. Maybe we should go back to the hospital.","Don't worry, kid. Tom'll take care of you. Put your head out the window, get some of that summer air. Listen to the music. El Toro de Oro. Andale. Pronto.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19915,So you're a one-girl guy?,Damn right. Looking for her right now. Who knows? You might be her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19916,I have told the truth.,"You mean, this morning? The new story, the battery story? That one is the truth? That's a question, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19917,"Was that your chapter, then? It was very good.","Thank you. We met last week, at the Wajda film. You won't remember. We didn't actually speak.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19918,Not yet. I had a phlemless morning. I hear he's a pretty good ballplayer.,"This game is pretty important to him. He made all-stars in high school, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19919,"Yeah, well I like to think I'm just a little past hanging out on JP II watching the Irish pick fights and Litwalks barf in the planters.",I seem to remember some pretty good nights on JP II.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19920,I just don't want anyone to know it's me.,"That's fine. Can I have a telephone number, area code first on where we can call you back?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19921,I'm sure. He's dead.,I know. I'm the one who shot him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19922,He's looking down. And he's not thinking 'bout the man you were yesterday. He's proud of the man you are tonight. That's what counts.,"To my father, everything counts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19923,You haven't heard me yet.,You intend to crack my eardrums with your voice? Will I bleed from my every orifice? Who will clean up this awful mess?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19924,You sure you don't need any help in there?,"No dear, I'm fine. Now what kind of host would I be if I put my guests to this kind of work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19925,"Well, what about the Positive Control, the safety catch? Don't the planes automatically come back unless they get a second order?","That's right, sir. But the planes were at their Positive Control points, ready to turn around when General Ripper issued the final Go-code.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19926,I'm sure your legs are quite as handsome as mine.,"Ah, but my puritanism runs the another way. I'm far too modest for such a display.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19927,Do you think anyone will really come here?,"Well, I think I've got a handle on the Czech pysche and I reckon this kind of joint will make 'em reminisce about the sixties. Plus we should get a few stray expats looking for Kafka.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19928,"Captain, I implore you. The men are frightened and angry. They want your assurance.",They knew the risks when they signed on. I've come too far to turn back now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19929,"Rock music died in 1970, that's what I think. Before that it was fantastic. I can tell you that. Everybody was crashing, hanging out at the Fillmore. Me and my girlfriend Ann used to go up the fire escape, you know? It was unbelievable. Rock stars everywhere. That Airplane, that's my group, man. All Libras. But now everybody's split or got sick or busted. I think I'll move to one of those communes in Vermont, you know? That's where all the smart ones went. I stayed here.","I never been to a commune. I don't know. I saw pictures in a magazine, and it didn't look very clean to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19930,The main entrance to the control bunker's on the far side of that landing platform. This isn't gonna be easy.,"Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19931,Can't you listen to me? Don't you want to get out of here?,Why should I want to get out of here? This is where I live.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19932,Really? You want Tony Clifton to headline Harrah's Tahoe?,"Eh, sure. We're trying to expand our audience base, and I know the college kids really love Andy Kaufman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19933,What are you looking at me like that for? I already gave you my three hundred.,Yeah. Well I need the other sixty-thousand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19934,I don't believe in God.,"You should, Will. God's terrific! He dropped a church roof on thirty-four of His worshipers in Texas last Wednesday night. Just as they were groveling to Him and singing a hymn. Don't you think that felt good? He wouldn't begrudge you two measly murders.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19935,"Let's face it, what the fuck are you doing in Las Vegas?","I'm going to move to a smart hotel, tomorrow if it'll make you feel better. Let's talk about tomorrow. Wanna do something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19936,I'll see him alone. Everyone knows you're my muscle. We'll make it social. Tell Kross I'll meet him for dinner. Tonight if you can arrange it.,You shouldn't go alone. He might claim that you tried to black mail him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19937,They obviously wanted it to be known that they offed Leo. Some kind of statement.,Jimmy Looks Twice put Leo's head through a glass door of the tribal offices three months ago. And threatened him several times since. President Clear Moon and the regional FBI feel he made good on that threat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19938,"That's too bad, Jeff. Well, I guess I can't be lucky every day. Forget I called.","Yeah. I sure feel sorry for you, Gunnison. Must be rough on you thinking of me wearing this cast another whole week.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19939,"Guinan said Soran was trying to get back to the ribbon. If that's true, then there must be some connection with the Amargosa star.","The star's destruction has had numerous astro-physical effects within this sector. However, none of them appear to have a connection to the energy ribbon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19940,That's a very handsome sword you have there.,"It was with this sword that my late father, Harry James, God rest his soul, met Sir Huddelstone Fuddelstone, the Hampshire baronet, and was fatally run through the neck. He was quite in the wrong, having insulted Lady Fuddelstone, when in liquor, at the Brentford Assembly. But, like a gentleman, he scorned to apologize.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19941,Stop it! You're hurting me! Can't you just be nice?,I've got half the British government breathing down my neck. I don't have time for your nonsense.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19942,He was carrying a Syrian passport and had been in the country less than a week.,Two days ago a Bulgarian national was murdered the same way. He'd also been in the country less than a week. What is your citizenship?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19943,"Oh, please. Come on, John. You're fucking your wife's sister and you hardly been married a year. You're a liar. But at least I know you're a liar. It's the people that don't know, like Ann, that have to watch out.","By definition you're lying to Ann, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19944,Would the network really not run it without the interview?,"Are you kidding? The last thing they expected was Mickey Knox to get up close and personal. They wanted a follow up episode and would've taken anything I had given them. I'm not gonna tell Mickey Knox that. I'm gonna make him think his grey matter depends on it. When I told Woody and the brass about this coup, they practically shit a brick. I'm talkin' an adobe brick. They want to expand the show to a hour, and they want it on immediately.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19945,"No. It was mine. I didn't want any more bloodshed. That's why we went to all this trouble, so there'd be no one for Nix to come after.","Nix is dead and buried, for fuck's sake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19946,So what should I do? Call the police? You think they'll believe me?,"They will if they catch him in the act. You can make that happen, Dad. You can tail the victim and call it in at just the right moment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19947,You found out about Dave Ferrie going to Texas today and you went through all my files to see what was going on. You're a goddamn spy.,"Goddammit chief, why would I ever need to look in your files? I saw enough here this summer to write a book.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19948,I'd appreciate an opportunity to discuss this with you.,I just stepped out of the shower! Can you give me a minute?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19949,Where are the guards?,The guards aren't allowed on the factory floor. They make my workers nervous.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19950,"I've thought about it for years. I knew you'd come. And I knew if you did, you'd never leave. Am I forgiven for sending for you?","Forgiven. You know, when we were on that plane, I was fascinated by the way its shadow followed it. That silly shadow racing along over mountains and valleys, covering ten times the distance of the plane. It was always there to greet us with outstretched arms when we landed. And I've been thinking that somehow you're that plane, and I'm that silly shadow. That all my life I've been rushing up and down hills, leaping rivers, crashing over obstacles, never dreaming that one day that beautiful thing in flight would land on this earth and into my arms.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19951,How did you know we'd come here?,It wasn't difficult. Only an apostate or a lunatic would flee to the Forbidden Zone. I see you brought along the female of your species. I didn't realize a man could be monogamous.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19952,I thought these people were broke.,"No, no, Roy, just cash poor. They had savings accounts, stocks to sell, houses to mortgage. Sell their wife's jewelry. Oh, they had a lot of money, when they put their minds to it. Or when I put their minds to it. I stayed with them, that's the roper's job, made them get up every penny they could raise, turn it all over to Cole.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19953,I know exactly what you mean. Today the businessman is at the mercy of kid-lawyers from the SEC. All they want to do is regulate our natural growth! It's happening across the country!,"To everyone, I'm afraid. The Government controls are so restricting that the Medical Profession, as we know it, is being legislated out of existence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19954,"You're cute. You have any money, Claude?",Ten dollars. But I need it to get home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19955,Couldn't she find some sort of hobby to fill out her time?,"Hobby! What can she do? She cooks and she cleans. You gotta have a house to clean. You gotta have children to cook for. These are the terrible years for a woman, the terrible years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19956,Great. I'll pick you up around eight o'clock. Is that good?,"Yeah, but don't pick me up. My father may think it's strange. I'll walk over to your house. I'll be there at eight o'clock.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19957,"It won't be easy to get rid of your prophet now, Don Sanchez.","On the contrary, Your Eminence. It seems to me the man is preparing his own cross.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19958,You're a kind man to be sure.,I thought it only proper to pay me last respects to the family.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19959,They know about that gadget. I'd worry more about the radio.,I suppose they also know about your distillery and the horseraces?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19960,He's the only one I told.,"And he probably only told two people and they probably only told four people and on and one. You know better than to tell a secret to a tweaker, Flynne. Might just as well broadcast it on the evening news.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19961,"I can't hold out any longer either, Mr. Deeds. Being an attorney for you will be a very simple affair.","You're not my attorney yet, Mr. Cedar. Not till I find out what's on your mind. Suppose you get the books straightened out quick so I can have a look at them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19962,And is Foley a part of this?,"He's supposed to be, but he hasn't shown up yet, which is a good thing for him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19963,Only a tiny bit. Even the most devout believer is allowed a little doubt.,That's not doubt. That's four hundred years of science fighting a billion years of instinct. I always wondered what you religious types did with your free time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19964,"Is that any way to talk to your ole partner? Look, it's only nine hundred miles each way.",That means we gotta average ninety-four miles per. Forget it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19965,"I'm the better soldier, Jesse.",And I'm the better outlaw.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19966,"And when you turned her toward the door, where did you expect her to go, without a car?",Again. I think we covered this. I told her I was going to call a cab.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19967,"See, now you've annoyed her. You know she doesn't like you to touch me. Does she, widdle wee fing! Wuhve you so much! Did you feed her?","Yes, I fed her. If she says she's hungry, she's lying to you. Again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19968,"Well, it has been explained to me that, if you add a thick Cobalt-Thorium-G jacket to a nuclear device, the radioactivity resulting from such a nuclear explosion will retain its lethal power for a hundred years.","Our scientists calculated that the detonation of fifty of our biggest nuclear devices, jacketed in Cobalt-Thorium-G would enshroud the earth in a hundred years of lethal radioactivity from which no human life could escape. In ten months the Earth would be as dead as the Moon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19969,"So, she keeps you on a pretty short leash, does she?",My wife? She worries about me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19970,He said something about being between things.,"Yeah, between a bookie and a pair of broken legs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19971,Are you saying that someone would risk starting World War III just to get back at us? What about all those poor shits with cancer?,How do we know they've got cancer? Could be part of massive propaganda scheme .,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19972,I can't control what happens. The Sheriffs are running the scene.,"You will re-assume command. In two hours, a group of my people will arrive at York Estates. You will tell the Sheriffs that they are an FBI tactical team.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19973,"But first, you have to start with the clothes!","Exactly. You understand that, don't you? You have no chance of meeting a woman dressed like that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19974,How's that? Can you hear me better now?,"Yes, Mr. Zorg, I hear you perfectly! So, how was the concert?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19975,"Jehuda, give me something to do.","You're an artist, Wladek, you keep people's spirits up. You do enough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19976,For my own information would you call your approach toward me typical of the local morale?,"Madame, it is that kind of approach which has made Paris what it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19977,"Uh, carrying a gun wrecks the line of a fine jacket.","An ex-cop that doesn't carry. It's embarrassing. I oughta not be seen with you. Hey, Mace. What's goin' on?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19978,The word for those things is croissants.,"Not in America, sir. You must be from Europe. So, black coffee and a couple of crescents.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19979,"He won't know you're carryin' it. C'mon, you gotta help me out.","Sorry, pal. I'll fix you up, call you a doc, but I ain't gonna walk into a bunch of knives for ya.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19980,I thought we were goin' to a movie.,I think we just need to get wasted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19981,It is not Mr. deMille in person. It is someone by the name or Gordon Cole. He says it's very important.,Certainly it's important. It's important enough for Mr. deMille to call me personally. The idea of having an assistant call me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19982,What's wrong with you? Are you crazy?,"A little. Does it matter? After all, what's the point of living if you can't feel alive? Isn't that right, Elektra? Isn't that your motto?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19983,I told this dog I was gonna call her today about two-thirty.,"Brush her. Listen, you wanna come with me tonight, or you wanna go with this dog?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19984,"The point is you get to fight the easy country circuit, the small arenas, relax, live the good life!","Spend my days beheading country bumpkins? I don't know, Proximo, who has better wine than you? Besides, I'm beginning to think of the Colosseum as my home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19985,Where's Christine? The waitress.,"Yeah, yeah. She called a cab. Said something about catching a plane.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19986,Listen to me. I don't want sex. Just give me the address and then you go.,"Look, man, I don't give a shit if you want sex or not, but you're payin' for my time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19987,"As long as you keep overpaying me, I'll be the first to go into production on three, and four, as well.","As long as they keep overpaying me, I'll keep overpaying you. Just make goddamn sure you can have 10 of them ready for deployment around the city by next month.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19988,"Jake, did I ever make you look bad before?","Maybe it wasn't you, but you know what I'm talkin' about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19989,"Sure, right, they see Bigfoot driving around a black guy wearing shades and a lavender fucking bandanna, no, they won't think anything of it.","It's lilac, man, the color, and the style's made known by Deion and other defensive backs in the pros. I could be one of them living out here with doctors of my race and basketball players. Okay, here comes Mr. Ripley's house up on the left. Yeah. The brick wall. There's his drive, right there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19990,"Actually, I had a crash course from my mother the night before my prom.","My prom was so boring. We all flew to Paris the next day to recover. Sometimes my whole life seems boring. Ithing maybe I should just give everything away and go live among the poor people. Then I remember how smashing I look in Sable. POh, it's all so confusing. You think I'm silly, don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19991,Why? What do these guys have to do with Ezekiel Walters?,Walters was their fall guy. Blow up a building and blame a nut. Create fear. Don't you see? Your father wasn't trying to keep Walters in prison. He was looking into getting him out. He didn't believe the official story.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19992,"You understand what I'm saying? I want a deer, a dead one, not a cripple or whatthefuck.",I get it. No sweat. You'll get yourself a deer and you'll get him dead. And you'll have him by coffee time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19993,You're the psycho! You haven't been able to deal with anything since high school ended!,You're the one who's still living out some stupid seventh-grade fantasy!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19994,"Scotty, are the whale tanks secure?",Aye. But I've never beamed up 400 tons before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_19995,I didn't know Mr. Reed had been married before.,"Yes. As a matter of fact, I was on the point of telling you yesterday about Oliver's first marriage, and his wife's death. It has so much to do with Amy, although he'll never realize it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19996,"Have it your own way, son, but just as sure as you touch my house with that cat I'm gonna blow you plumb to kingdom come.","You ain't gonna blow nobody nowhere. First place, you'd get hung and you know it. For another, it wouldn't be two days before they'd have another guy here to take my place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19997,Don't touch me. Get out of the way.,"Men can touch other men, and it doesn't mean a thing. Haven't you ever seen football players after they've won the Superbowl?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19998,"We can't go back. We had something very special, but it's all over.","Elaine, I mean the mission has to be aborted. This ship should never have passed FSA inspection. This thing is held together by string and chewing gum.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_19999,"If he touches her, I'll kill him. I don't give a fuck how many guns you have, nothing will stop me from killing him.","Fair enough. You break your word, I'll kill all of you. Kate, honey!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20000,Are you a gambling man?,When I can afford to lose. Swann's quite a magician.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20001,"It disturbs me, Mr. Gittes. It makes me think you're taking my daughter for a ride. Financially speaking, of course. How much are you charging her?","My usual fee, plus a bonus if I come up with any results.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20002,It'll be on the teleprompter with the rest of the speech.,It better be. Last time you had me introduce a dead guy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20003,How long have you been driving?,"About forty-five minutes, wouldn't you say, Harold? We were hoping to start sooner but, you see, it's rather hard to find a truck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20004,So? Isn't the President jumping on your bandwagon?,"What he did was light the bandwagon on fire. Because he knows what I know, that American families are not prepared to put their daughters in harm's way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20005,"No, look, this is not about Sooze, alright. Wait. She stayed at the Four Seasons last night with Pony?","Yeah, we all stayed at the Four Seasons, man. It was party time. Hey, I hung out with Danny, Pony's manager. Really nice guy. We talked about the video. They want a raw look. Something fresh. Danny said if I can capture the reality of Burnfield, it'd make a great tape.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20006,"She looks terrible, just awful.","Of course she does, and I must say I'm puzzled by your delay in getting her to the hospital. I should think ordinary powers of observation would have suggested to you that she was seriously ill.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20007,"You don't think I'm kissin' his ass, do you?","You're tellin' him what he wants to hear, but that ain't the same thing as kissin' his ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20008,Black people keep their cool when the shit goes down.,Maybe. But not like Asians. We never panic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20009,"Don't be an asshole, Richard. They're gonna kill you.","If that's my fate, so be it. I'm not leaving. I love her, Jack.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20010,Computer! I've turned all the cooling units back on! What's wrong?,"The reaction has proceeded too far. The core has begun to melt. Engines will overload in 2 minutes, 35 seconds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20011,"If she wanted to set you up, you'd be in custody right now. When you said you'd name her as an accessory, she believed you. That scares her more than anything.","That's why she's givin' up my money huh? Not that bullshit about Melanie. I didn't trust her ass neither, but I knew how to handle her. She was my blonde-headed little surfer gal. I fuckin' told Louis he could've just given her a punch in the mouth, he didn't need to shoot her. She's at your office.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20012,We'll seek an Emerald Seer. They have great powers of vision.,There's an Emerald Circle a few leagues from here. We'll find her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20013,"I'm sure that's true, miss. And that's why we're doin' what we're doin'. What's happenin' underground here is just what Lucifer planned for this sinful race o' man. But we're gonna beat Lucifer. We're gonna put an end to what's happenin' here.","Oh, what did I run into? A bunch o' Jesus nuts? Religiosos? Prayer won't stop a bullet from one of those storm troopers and prayer won't keep one of those monsters from eatin' your liver for lunch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20014,Are you going to stay in the city or go up to Connecticut?,Connecticut. I told the office I'd work out of there next week. When are you planning to start back?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20015,I imagine he must be inside sleeping.,Would you please see if Sandro is with him? He's not in his room. I'm sorry to disturb you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20016,Won't they come out here?,I don't think so. One come out here once an' I clipped him from behin' with a fence stake. They ain't bothered since.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20017,That's why you're a gambling man.,That's why I'm running foreign and you're not. That's why you're not married and I am.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20018,It's alright Janet. Everything's going to be alright.,"Oh, I hope so my darling. But let me switch on the light.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20019,Perhaps you prove journalism objectivity and I see the questions first. Then I decide if I grant the interview.,"No. We don't do that. You've seen ""60 Minutes"" and Mike Wallace. So you know our reputation for integrity and objectivity. You also know we are the highest-rated, most-respected, TV-magazine news show in America.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20020,Does this mean I can stop worrying? Where'd we put him?,"Drake Hotel, Penthouse Suite. Never stop worrying. I figure we'll do a sidebar on what it's like to go from sleeping in your car and collecting cans to sleeping in the poshest suite in town. Also Gale's onto something, digging into his background.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20021,How do you know all these things she doesn't know?,"Her mother told me most of then before she died. I dug out the rest for myself, here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20022,"That's the way I look at it. A choice between doin' ten years, and takin' out some stupid motherfucker, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman either. What the fuck was Joe thinkin'? You can't work with a guy like that. That motherfucker's unstable. What do you think? Do you think he panicked, or ya think he's just trigger-happy?","I think he's a sick fuckin' maniac! We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us, when he shot up the place. I came this fucking close to taking his ass out myself. Everybody panics. When things get tense, everybody panics. Everybody. I don't care what your name is, you can't help it. It's human nature. But ya panic on the inside. Ya panic in your head. Ya give yourself a couple a seconds of panic, then you get a grip and deal with the situation. What you don't do, is shoot up the place and kill everybody.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20023,I hear that shit once a week. Don't worry. Jo Jo Bao loves me.,This time it's different. Someone ripped of a shipment of hallucinogens. Five grams of liquid ketamine. It was supposed to be Jo Jo's score.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20024,"I've made so many mistakes, Narcissus. We all put off the very last duties of our lives because we're afraid of admitting when our lives are over.",There's no reason to say that. Everyone knows you're going to be well. I had Servis groom your horse for a triumphal visit to the front at first light.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20025,"Lia'll be so glad to see you, you'll see. And you won't recognize the kids any more, they're grown up by now.",They're always writing to me saying they want to come to Rome!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20026,"Please, Mr. President. You're going to get yourself killed. Is that your solution?",Freeing Stravanavitch is gonna get tens of thousands killed. I can't live with that. I'm not royalty. I'm an elected official and the integrity of the office of the President is infinitely more important than the man who holds that office. We don't negotitate. Not as long as I'm President. Is that understood?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20027,"That's right. Well, naturally, I didn't say anything to Payroll. I assumed they'd start paying me at the higher grade on the next pay cheque. But it's been almost three weeks now and I'm still being paid as an AGS-18.","Interesting that you mention it, because I've got the same problem.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20028,Mainly that you're rich and too respectable to want your name in the papers.,"'Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough. I'll double whatever your fees are and I'll pay you ten thousand dollars if you can find Hollis' girlfriend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20029,You men are all so dreadful!,"I know we are. But as the years go by, we become even worse. Isn't that so, Corrado?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20030,"You keep your nose out of my life, young fella.","Maybe I haven't lived as long as you have, but I know a sight more about people and I wouldn't talk to a mule like you talked to her and, if I did, I'd say how sorry I was. I'd be man enough to do that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20031,"Why don't you do the same, Doyle? You look like shit.",Look. My partner and I found this case and I don't want no Feds screwing it up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20032,"Holy shit, this guy's all fucked up!","No shit, he's gonna fuckin' die on us if we don't get him taken care of.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20033,You're crazy! You're really out of your mind!,"I might be crazy, but I'm not crazy enough to marry you twice. There's a lot of things I can't change. I can't even think about them. I tried. But I couldn't even help Rosalie. I don't want to be bitter. I'm a naturally optimistic person. But you took advantage of that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20034,"I'm just saying, the man is a problem. And he's your problem. Wasn't me idea to bring him along.","That's right, Raoul, it wasn't your idea, none of this was your idea, it was mine. It's my family we're ripping off, it's my prick grandfather who built that fucking room, it was my idea to get the plans, I found the floor safe, and it was my idea to ask a guy who builds these rooms to help break into one! Me, me, me, I, I, I, at no point did I say ""you"" or Raoul,"" got it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20035,"I think maybe you guys got off the wrong exit, yeah? This is the Bear Creek Indian Reservation.","I know where I am. I'm on federal land, doing a federal investigation, and if you don't wanna cooperate you can take a ride in a federal car, and spend the rest of the day in a little room, answering federal questions. It's your call. Who are you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20036,Sorry. You're not paying me to ask you a question like that.,Vivian. I'm paying you to be you. Be you. Have you? Ever been in love with anyone?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20037,"Relax, James. I'm not her father. I just rent her a room.","She likes old movies like I do, that's all. Besides, she doesn't really know me. She thinks she does, but she doesn't. Maybe it's because she's Mormon and I'm Catholic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20038,"But my design was perfect! Your autonomic functions were shut down, and even though your arm wasn't frozen, the aging was retarded, therefore your right arm is only slightly older than the left.","Can't you see I'm only half a man? Look at me, I'm a freak!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20039,Is it a gift for your wife? Are you getting a set together?,"No, I'm not married. It's for my daughter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20040,Then why don't you take the job that Louie Netz offered you at Boeing?,"You know I haven't been able to get near an airplane since the war. And even if I could, they wouldn't hire me because of my war record.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20041,I won't allow Starfleet to be dismantled over some Klingon promises.,"Starfleet will be around long enough for me to convene a Court Martial on this ship, Lieutenant. Win, lose or draw, it will be on your record.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20042,He was the one behind Sollozzo?,"Tattaglia is a pimp. He could never have outfought Santino. But I wasn't sure until this day. No, it was Barzini all along.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20043,You have him in restraints.,"Were you listening? We got two officers in the hospital. Yeah, he's in restraints, plus the medic gave him enough stellazine to kill a horse. Look at him! Still on his feet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20044,You have a way of provoking him. I've been watching you. You seem impatient with your studies.,"To say the least. I came here to expand my mind, but honest inquiry seems strangled at every turn. All we do is cling to the old knowledge instead of seeking the new.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20045,Something else. Do most attacks go unreported?,About half of them. A lot of 'missing swimmers' are really shark victims.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20046,And surely you don't expect us to let you spy in our country before you destroy your weapons.,"Don't you realize that despite, your incredible distrust and suspicion, that in fact you place a far greater trust in us than inspection would require? You trust us not to cause a war accidentally, and, of course, we are obliged to place the same trust in you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20047,And you promised me you'd get your sweetheart to help!,"He'd rather die than be with you, and he'd make a fucked-up boyfriend anyway. Bury him all over the place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20048,"Mr. President, we cannot allow Federation citizens to be abducted.",At present I'm awaiting a full report from Enterprise. Pending that I am constrained to observe Interstellar Law.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20049,People sure like those Misery books.,I'm sure you know Paul's been going to the Silver Creek Lodge for years to finish his books.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20050,Why isn't she with you?,Why? Because she would never show up at something like this. She's intensely private.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20051,She was being symbolic. What if she asked you to fly to the moon?,You'd be visiting me at NASA.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20052,"You oughta be tired, too, Sounder. That possum shore whipped the hell outta you tonight!","He beat you, too, Daddy, and you had a big ol' shootin' rifle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20053,"Yeah, but I didn't sell cigarettes to any kids!","An angry mother called the state division of taxation and complained that the man working at Quick Stop Convenience sold her five-year-old daughter cigarettes today at around four o'clock. Division of taxation calls the State Board of Health, and they send me down here to issue a fine. You say you were working all day, hence the fine is yours. It's doubled due to the incredibly young age of the child.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20054,"The Butler did it. Guy was a cross between Alistair Cook and a Cuisinart. Dude took Mr. Ed and humptied dumptied it over Gates's head. He said it was made by, get this, Leonardo..","Ah yes, a rare Renaissance piece. Da Vinci's ""Sforza,"" an equestrian model of a never executed statue. I consider it to be the prize of tonight's auction of objets d'equestrian. Horse things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20055,"Two time academy award nominee, Martin Weir.","Martin Weir. He played the mob guy that turned snitch in ""The Cyclone"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20056,"You makin' friends with the press, lieutenant?","Well, seein's how this thing is out, you let me handle the r.p.m. From this point forward, I want all press matters coordinated via my office. I'll be god-damned if I'm gonna watch Hayes pull flowers out of his ass and take credit for this one. Him or the President. This my shade? ""Midnight Mahogany""? 'Cuz I'm comin' dangerously close to lookin' like Ronald Reagan here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20057,Forget Romanoff's. It's the car I'm talking about. If I lose my car it's like having my legs out off.,Greatest thing that could happen to you. Now you'll have to sit behind that typewriter. Now you'll have to write.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20058,I don't understand. Do you want my autograph?,No. I think my film is perfect for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20059,Do you think they would cheat?,"Look, sir. I'm no expert on the subject, but I've read some pretty sharp ideas the big boys have. Like, say, both countries agreeing to a million dollar reward and international protection for anyone who gives evidence of cheating to the inspectors. You can't hide those things without a lot of people knowing about it. And if I were going to try and hide a few, I wouldn't want to depend on the fact that some poor slob isn't going to run and blab for a million bucks. We're as smart as they are, and if they cheat, or even hold back information, we'd pull right out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20060,"Sure, you have my permission. But I just gotta tell you, it's no joke out here. It's no joke, you know? You gotta keep a low profile. It's not like back home. Right off the bat, they don't like guys like us. And this sheriff's a real cowboy. Even the coppers aren't afraid to bury people out in the desert here.",I don't care. I want to get away from back home for a while. I'm tired of that shit back there. Look at this place. It's made of money. You know what the best part is? Nobody's gonna know what we're doin'! There's nobody here to see us! Everybody's back home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20061,"Good, good. Drinking some good wines and kicking back, you know. So what's happening? Still no word?",Actually there is word. I spoke to Keith Kurtzman this morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20062,"You win some, you loose some.","I lose them all, that's why I'm still out here on this rock. Anything else you wanna ruin my day with?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20063,He doesn't know about the Day Care.,"Hardly anybody does, that's the beauty part. No cameras, the DOJ doesn't bother with it, it's accessed by a tunnel they boast about. You know the best place to hide a leaf?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20064,"I'm grateful, Frank. How much? For the singer.","I thought maybe twenty percent. Look, with the additional bookings we'll come out ahead. The big hotels, they want a pretty girl with a big voice. We have to stay competitive, Jack.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20065,Then once she's in you can guide her straight to the mainframe?,"As long as you cooperate. I want it now, Armitage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20066,Energy shielding positive function.,Swell. Let's synchronize detonation time. Do you know when you're supposed to go off?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20067,Why not just get the cops to watch the bar?,"They'll question her. Whatever they tell her could change what happens. No, I want you to follow her. See if anybody's watching her, hittin' on her. I'm betting somebody's gonna walk outta that bar with her. When they do, you call the cops.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20068,Show me mugshots of Mexican policemen. Maybe then we'll get somewhere.,"All these photos you just saw were of policemen. Sadly, they're protected. La Hermanidad. The brotherhood.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20069,My shrink says he's not so bad.,"Your shrink always gives you bad advice. He only hears what you choose to tell him. Mark's an asshole, he cheated, he borrowed money and never paid it back, he's never had a regular job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20070,Then put him with the Feldmans. Whatever you and your Mom decide is fine with me.,Don't dismiss me. I'm trying to include you in this decision. He's your friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20071,"According to the deposition, you said you were ""thrilled, impressed, overwhelmed"" by the quality of Andrew Beckett's work. Do you remember saying that?",I may have said something like that. But that's not how I feel at this moment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20072,I want to know who you are.,"I told you! My name is Judy Barton! I come from Salina, Kansas. I work at Magnin's! I live here! My gosh, do I have to prove it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20073,"Myra followed you, huh?",She must have been the one that blew me off with Bobo. I guess to get me running. Did you tell her about my stash?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20074,Lestat! You knew Lestat!,Yes I knew him. Knew him well enough not to mourn his passing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20075,They'll come out after us.,"Yeah, but it's gonna take them a while to find us. We better get this flooding stopped.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20076,"What law, Merk? Having fun? Letting down our hair on prom night?",Our state has a zero tolerance policy for underage drinking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20077,"Yeah, and the freeway's well-lighted, isn't it, Mitch?","Yeah, but she'll be hitting all that traffic going back to San Francisco.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20078,"Sir, we can't just let him get away with this!","Gomez, you fight the battles you can win. Now, we've been outmaneuvered here. Brynner's next move is gonna be to get Elvis out of the country and sell him to the highest bidder. To do that, he has to have planned an exit point. That's where we intercept him. That's where we make our play. Now you and your men back off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20079,Rational?! Love is not rational! Are you crazy?,"Yes. I'm crazy. You have driven me crazy. No one in their right mind would go to this much trouble to win over someone as insane as you. Did it ever, even for one second, occur to you how much work it was to set all this up? How many arrangements had to be made? How many players had to be coordinated?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20080,"You got a problem with drilling, probie?","No, Lt., I don't have a problem with drilling. But let's just have one drill. Not one for the company and one for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20081,"He was, he's just as crazy as ever. He was on his way to get a blood test.","God, Mickey's such a hypochondriac. I wonder how he'd handle it if there was ever anything really wrong with him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20082,"He can take out his smile and keep it on a shelf, but his bite is worse than his bark, isn't that so, old fellow?","Mummy was scared of him, I think. He went to her wedding but he was furious, you can see it in the photograph.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20083,"Letty, you should be in bed.",There's a spider in my room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20084,Two suits by tomorrow for $400?,An even five I throw in the jacket.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20085,"Because obviously she existed, right?","I know it as surely as you're sitting here, sweetheart. She was the most vital woman I ever met.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20086,Are you guys friends?,We've known each other since grade school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20087,He does. Could we have a table close to him?,And as far away from Major Strasser as possible.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20088,"No, you shouldn't have, it was needlessly cruel. She thinks she has cancer and is going to die.","She's an adult, Mrs. Hillyer, I was merely giving her the facts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20089,You taking the order wouldn't have changed anything.,"They don't know that. We were the only ones on deck. Look, there's nothing they can do to me, right? I'm a kid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20090,I kind of half expected you to thank me.,Your ego is colossal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20091,I spoke to Dr. Argon this morning and he remains frustrated over the loss of the original nanobot.,I am aware of Dr. Argon's frustrations.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20092,I don't think that's on the market anymore. I'd like something much closer to the water.,Cant be too close for me. Right across the street from it suits me. Anything else listed?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20093,"As their cloak begins to engage, their shields will drop.","Right. And they'll be vulnerable for at least two seconds. Data, lock onto that plasma coil.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20094,"An oversight, sir, I apologize. I felt I needed to get away for a day. The pressure. Paid for my own ticket.","I'm told you've asked for a Bureau cross-check of flight records to and from El Paso, Ft. Myers, Omaha. The Murman murder time frames.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20095,And the honor of having served the Third Reich.,I was in a German concentration camp for a year. That's honor enough for a lifetime.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20096,"Leave him alone, Tran.","He's no concern of mine, as long as you don't talk to him. Don't talk to anybody. You understand? Not with everything that's going on right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20097,"We're looking for him. In your opinion, why did Frank kidnap Dorothy's son and husband?","He became obsessed with her. She hated him. He had to have her. He kidnapped them to control her, to make her do things. Then she wanted to commit suicide so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive. I'm not kidding. Frank loved blue velvet. He had to have Dorothy cause her whole life was blue.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20098,You don't look so good.,"I'm just tired, that's all. We've been up all night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20099,And what if they meet a monster in their dream? Then what?,"They turn their back on it. Takes away its energy, and it disappears.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20100,I'm sure you're quite willing to be decent about this.,"Decent? Why Miss Schuyler, I want to be noble.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20101,I can't afford this stuff right now.,"Oh, come on. You've had a hard year, you're cooped up with the kid all the time. Let go, live a little.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20102,Got a half a tuna sandwich.,Same one you had yesterday?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20103,"Really? You think this is its way of saying ""Hi there"" to the people of the Earth?","There are millions of other species on Earth, Doctor. Only human arrogance would assume the message was meant for man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20104,"I know, but you're broke. Where are you?",Beverly Hills Hotel. I've got enough cash in my pocket for one night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20105,I'm not going to leave you.,We both know I'm already dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20106,How's Peterson's holding up for you?,"It's fine. Comfortable. I still can't get used to how dark it gets around here, though. When we leave the ranch, I always hold my breath until I can see the motel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20107,"Where the hell are we going to go then, Billy Jack!?","There's a bomb shelter over in Durant, by the IGA, on First. You all know where that is?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20108,"Did you beg, did you grovel to that piece of shit, that cockroach?","I didn't grovel, I asked him to help.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20109,"What can I do for you, Mr. Kirby?","Well sir, I am a great admirer of yours, and I have an extremely interesting proposition to discuss. Would you let my wife and I take you to have dinner tonight? Our treat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20110,Harry we found the real thing to be thankful for. Screw George Washington!,Yes. Screw George Washington. Just like Marilyn Monroe did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20111,"If ever I meet him again, you shall see which is the best man of the two. I'll fight him with sword or with pistol, captain as he is.","But Captain Best is already known as a valiant soldier, and is famous as a man of fashion in London. It is mighty well of you to fight farmers' boys, but to fight an Englishman is a very different matter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20112,"Father, I have nowhere else to stay.",You have a sister in New Orleans.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20113,"You're more than that, Luther. They were mistaken about you and they're trying to show you they know it. They want you back in.",Sure. They want me back in so I won't break in! They still can't figure out how we did it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20114,"There's not enough radiation to throw off the scan. I'm picking up trace life forms, but I can't get a lock on the location.","Could it be the crew? If they were in suspended animation, wouldn't that effect the scan?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20115,Could it be a glitch? Something the construction workers caused?,Unlikely. All 14 cameras are frozen. Do we call Randy and Phil? Tell 'em there may have been a break-in?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20116,"Whoever it is, now is taking credit for Maureen Prescott's murder.","But we know who killed Maureen Prescott, Billy Loomis and Stu Macher. I mean, they even told Sidney how they did it!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20117,He's lying. Hauser turned against you.,"That's what we wanted you to think. The fact is, Hauser volunteered to become Doug Quaid. It was the only way to fool the psychics.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20118,Oh. Do you have any pictures?,Pictures. They're always in my tote. I left my tote in the damn trailer. But! He's Mac all over again. Imagine Mac shrunk to two-and-a-half feet. The fact is they probably didn't even need me for this birth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20119,"The pleasure's all yours, Officer Gates.",Why do you show your parole officer such disrespect? Especially after I got you such a nice job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20120,The museum? I thought we were going out to dinner?,"We will, but first I have a surprise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20121,You've got a call.,"I can't talk to anybody right now, can't you see I'm busy! I can't talk business. Hang up. Have a drink. Get her a whiskey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20122,Kim and I are close friends!,"Well, I'll tell her I ran into you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20123,That's because he's a fucking wacko. Never met a self-promotion scheme he didn't like. What's he doing now?,He's a consultant to a network TV program on Profilers. He gets a check every episode.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20124,You know the popular version of how he left town?,Everybody on the border knows that story.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20125,"What's wrong, you don't like steak?",I should be eating with the crew.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20126,"Joe, you don't want to blow that thing and kill all these innocent people.",I don't want to live anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20127,They're lying dead in the mud out there and I'm trying to find out how come.,"I'll tell you how come. The Barrack Chief gave them the green light. And you, our Security Officer, said it'd be safe. That's how come.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20128,"No, and I've been calling all night. Maybe he's shacked up.","Luca never sleeps over with a broad. He always goes home when he's through. Mike, keep ringing Luca's number.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20129,I didn't know that you spoke French.,I don't. But the language he's speaking is universal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20130,"No, man. Blood is not a turn on. You sure let that Frida off the hook. You weren't even going to take the sheets. If I didn't know better, I'd think you liked her.",I can tell she's not a killer. You just don't like her cause you have a hang up about menstruation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20131,I'm not a murderer. I've never even met the man I'm supposed to kill.,"And, yet, a chain of events has started. A chain that will lead inexorably to his death.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20132,Did you read about a boat that washed up outside of New Orleans about four months ago? Twelve bodies on board.,"Who didn't? Big news. Out of Brazil, wasn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20133,"You're here because your government is putting pressure on my government. This is an internal affair, a Czech affair, that you are interfering with. I will warn you once. Don't shit in my lawn. Get whatever information your government seeks and get out.","First of all, you should kill whoever sold you that suit. Two, I don't wanna be here either, so just step off. Three, if you had the authority to shoot me you would've done it by now, so just ease up on the machismo, bitch. Now that we've got that sorted out, I'm gonna get some rest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20134,Maybe you should tell that to the old lady you tried to hit with the shovel.,"I wouldn't pay Jesse no mind at all. She's just a crazy old woman. Hasn't been right in the head since her husband passed away. Wasn't much right before that, neither.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20135,Glad to meet you.,"And I you. I think I've heard about you, Mr. Felson. You play pocket billiards, don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20136,"You guys gotta teach me that prayer, man. That's some good shit.","Forget it. It's a family prayer. My father, his father before him that sort of shit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20137,I knew you'd come back.,I'm a girl who keeps her promises.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20138,I can't take my eyes off you. How can I drive when you drive me mad. Mad.,"Rudolfo, you dirty pig! Pull over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20139,"You got a sniper out there, gonna shoot me?",Only if you try to grab me. We could've shot you from the wall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20140,What I did with those companies was perfectly legal.,I don't question the legality of what you do. It's your morality that makes me sick. I will not allow my company to be raped by a man like you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20141,"Had I known your taste in novels, I never would've taught you to read.",Don't say that; reading's my salvation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20142,Sod that. Gotta get back before my probation officer wonders where I've skived off to.,"Probation? Man, you crazy. They shouldn't've let you outta your country, much less prison.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20143,Hot? I'm freezing my ass off.,I'm gonna go in the hall and get a bucket of ice. You want some ice?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20144,"I wonder, would that work? You know who I see for Al Roxy? Harvey Keitel. The man could do it in his sleep.","Harvey Keitel. Yeah. Maybe. He was pretty good in the movie ""Fingers"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20145,"Computer, what about our engines? Why don't we have power?",The Beryllium Sphere has fractured under stress.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20146,"I just wanted to ask him a few questions, that's all. Maybe I better go.","Really, he'll be home soon. Would you like a cup of coffee?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20147,"You disapprove of me when I'm like this, don't you?","Not exactly. Sometimes, though, I wish I understood you better.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20148,"Then it's fortunate that I have you and your starship to protect me. In the meantime, Captain Chekov, I instruct you and your First Officer to beam down to my coordinates.",We will be happy to beam down. But first we must have certain assurances.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20149,I could get the death penalty.,"You certainly will if you go to trial, a jury in this kind of ugly mood. You've killed an icon, for God's sake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20150,The trunk. It's locked.,It's not locked. I left it open when I took out Jake's body.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20151,"Yes it's me!!! Frank is on his way up to Dorothy's apartment. Oh no. Frank has a radio and is hearing everything we say!! Detective Williams, hurry! I'm in the apartment. Hurry! I'm hiding in the back bedroom.",We're ten minutes away and moving as fast as we can.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20152,"We gotta let the slack out, Cledus. This is costing us time.","If you ask me, I think we should make that run to Choo Choo Town and pick up that load of lumber. Nice. Easy. And within the law.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20153,How long have they been gathering there?,"The past fifteen minutes. It seems to be a pattern, doesn't it? They strike and disappear, and then they start massing again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20154,"That information is classified. You're there to gather information on their operations, period.","Call me crazy, but I thought hooking up a million dollar deal was a great way to get on their good side. What else? You gonna hassle me about the weapons and spy stuff too?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20155,How many a those things you got now?,"Cats? Several. Well. Depends what you mean by got. Some are half-wild, and some are just outlaws.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20156,You saw me beat Minnesota Fats for eighteen thousand dollars.,"Look, you wanna hustle pool, don't you? This game isn't like football. Nobody pays you for yardage. When you hustle you keep score real simple. The end of the game you count up your money. That's how you find out who's best. That's the only way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20157,"Because I can deliver the actual NOC list. The one you have is not only worthless, it's certain to be equipped with a homing device to pinpoint your exact location.","It's easy to say the disk is worthless when you say I can't look at the information and see if it's worthless. Not a tenable position, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20158,"So, you're saying that it's true. You went to a meeting of a known communist organization.","Leo, I was trying to impress a skirt. You know me, I'm non-political. Republican, Democrat, Communist, there's not a dime's worth of difference between 'em anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20159,One look through there and you would know why I can't possibly allow you to disrupt operations any further.,You're so unconcerned that you have a killer in your midst.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20160,It's Marika. Is Paula there?,She's at work. I'm her mother.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20161,You don't know why he's come to Los Angeles? The man you say he killed? Who was he? A colleague of his?,No. A poor little rich boy who thought he'd save a few kids from their retailer. He disappeared on his second shopping expedition.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20162,"Spock, this is Kirk. It's two hours. Are you about ready?","Right on schedule, Admiral. Just give us your coordinates and we'll beam you aboard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20163,How can you say a thing like that about an officer in the United States Army?,"I not only say it, I'll back it up twenty buck's worth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20164,I'm dealin' with what God put before me.,You believe He wants this? A woman chained to your radiator?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20165,"I told you, you know, I thought I was doing the right thing, you know. I think she's innocent.","Well, it's not up to you to decide whether she's innocent or not. Don't you understand? That's why you're a professional.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20166,That proletarian! In the old days we'd have had her flogged.,That wouldn't have done any good. Not with her. She's the most incredible creature I've ever seen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20167,But a week. That's a hundred and fifty percent a year.,"A hundred and fifty-six. Some'll charge you more'n that, go as high as six for five on a short-term loan. So three a week's not too bad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20168,"Thought you were going to Washington, Skipper.","I did go. Just back. Reef, these are a couple of our passengers, Sir Ian Hunt, and Dr. Clifford Kent. My exec, Commander Richard Holloway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20169,"He was on the verge of something, too. He was gonna show us the next day. He said ""The answer's not in the box, it's in the band."" Know what it means?","It's only meaningful when you've got 40,000 lines of code to back it up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20170,"Your ""friend"" guaranteed my anonymity.","If it makes you feel any better, to get your number, I had to cough up two round-trip tickets to Amsterdam and a case of mini-Baileys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20171,"We make our own lives, Madam. As for malignancy, I don't think so, it's very unlikely. I probably shouldn't have even mentioned that possibility to her.","No, you shouldn't have, it was needlessly cruel. She thinks she has cancer and is going to die.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20172,That's what I've been tellin' ya. The guy was like a mad dog. So the cops aren't looking for me?,"Naw, until they hear something better they'll assume Drexl and Blue Lou had a falling out. So, once you leave town, I wouldn't worry about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20173,A pass? How you gonna give me a pass? A witness can put me at the crime scene.,"Witnesses can be convinced they made a mistake. Without the murder weapon, the D.A. won't have enough to prosecute you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20174,"That makes me feel real sad. Couldn't you have done somethin', Karl? I would have. I wish I would of had him. He'd be here right now. Livin'.","Hits me hard thinkin' about it. They ain't a day goes by I don't think about it. I kindly have a picture of it up in my head that I see. Hit makes me sad, too. I have bad thoughts on it. I wished they was somethin' I could of did, too. Shouldn't no bad things happen to childern. All the ol' bad things ort to be saved up for folks that's growed up, the way I see it. I shouldn't of told you about that. A boy ort not hear about such things. It just kindly come out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20175,For that old possession charge? Gimme a break.,"No. You just handed us a new one. We can go Federal on your ass right now. Ongoing criminal conspiracy. Intent to buy and distribute $250,000 worth of crank. What's the mandatory on that, Al?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20176,You think she's sailing without a crew?,I think we'd be surprised where a drifting ship might wind up with a little wind and the right current.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20177,"Oh, baby, I can't believe you're back.","Home sweet home, huh? Actually, I was expecting something a little swankier. How much loot does old Stu rake in, anyway?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20178,"If it was an accident, you could have told the truth.",So could you. But our records were a little against us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20179,"Well, that doctor said you got protein somewhere and I guess he was right.","Boy did I get sick of rabbit. But later on after Momma died and Daddy wasn't doin' nothin' but drinkin', I sure would of been glad for a little rabbit stew. You know, I oughtn't of told you about what Daddy done when I was a child. Until them rabbits ruined him, he was a real good man, Buddy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20180,"No such thing Bud, 'cept death and taxes. Not a good company anymore, no fundamentals. What's going on Bud? Do you know something? Remember there're no short cuts son, quick buck artists come and go with every bull market, but the steady players make it through the bear markets. You're part of something here, Bud. The money you make for people creates science and research jobs. Don't sell that out.","You're right, Mr. Mannheim, but you gotta get to the big time first, then you can be a pillar and do good things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20181,It would take me but an instant to tear that valiant heart from your chest.,There'll be another after me. And another after that. You'll find we're a resilient species.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20182,"Would you stop it with that shit! You beat on this prick enough, he'll tell ya he started the Chicago fire. That don't necessarily make it so. Okay, first things fucking last, where's the shit? Please tell me somebody brought something with them.",I got a bag. I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20183,I thought the FBI test-fired the rifle to make sure it could be done?,"Sure, three experts and not one of them could do it! They're telling us Oswald got off three shots with world-class precision from a manual bolt action rifle in less than six seconds. Aand accordin' to his Marine buddies, he got Maggie's drawers. He wasn't any good. Average man would be lucky to get two shots off, and I tell ya the first shot would always be the best. Here, the third shot's perfect. Don't make sense. And then they got that crazy bullet zigzagging all over the place so it hits Kennedy and Connally seven times. One ""pristine"" bullet? That dog don't hunt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20184,"Oh, how'd she get back?",I called Bucky's. I got her a cab. Is there any hot mustard?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20185,"They're like demons, Jez.","Demons, Jake? Come on. They're winos and bag ladies. Low lives. That's all they are. The streets are crawling with 'em. Don't make em into somethin' they're not. It's the pressure, honey. That's all it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20186,But he won't shoot you right then?,"No. It would be amateur. A risk. He'll wait for the prime shot, that he knows is coming. Once I'm inside, he'll move to the hotel. He'll go up the back, too much traffic in the front.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20187,You were a beat and a quarter behind.,"Fuck you! If you're such an expert on music, why don't you go get your dueling banjo and sit in on the next song?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20188,"I mean it doesn't sound like it could be much worse. If you hated him, at least you'd hate him.","Well you loved him once, I assume. When you first knew him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20189,"'Cause he's comin' back, that's what for. Frank's got you really loaded tonight.","Yeah, maybe so. Frank's got me and you, and really it's all thanks to Don, isn't it? Remember that. Your husband was the one who started fucking my mind with drugs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20190,"Don't worry, it's totally understandable. Most of the boys that matriculate at Oakwood are very upstanding gentleman, however there are the occasional bad apples.",Like your step-brother Sebastian. I can't believe they didn't expel him after what he did to the school nurse.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20191,"Look, I'm a victim here, too. I was a year away from getting my masters in Art, now I'll never graduate. My life has been permanently disrupted.","Permanently disrupted? Aren't you selling paintings now for quite a lot of money? Hasn't this 'incident' as you call it, jump started your career as an artist?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20192,"His law firm, same one that hired me. Israel walked out after he made bail and nobody's seen him since.","Jack, if the rumors hold and Israel is really the great white whale of snitches, then the mob is looking to put all kinds of bullets into his ass and pour some serious psychotics into the mix to do just that. So what real incentive is there to track him on something as small-time as a skip trace, when it's putting you and yours in the path of severe pain and suffering and an almost certain prelude to doom?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20193,Forget it. I've been thinking. Girls must go through that stuff too. Sometimes when I look at you I feel like an animal. Maybe my dad's right. Teenagers are nuts.,But I'm not. I'm a grown woman with a lifetime of emotional experiences you couldn't possibly understand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20194,So why did you need the Addam's Family mansion for a scientific test?,"I thought it best to be isolated, to be in a location with a definite sense of history, and I wanted to make sure that it wasn't so pleasant you'd all sleep too easily. You'll be taking a variety of tests, none of them harmful, and you've got the house, the grounds, and each other to keep you company.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20195,"She didn't! This is manslaughter, not murder. She didn't consciously kill that baby. She'd lost a lot of blood. She was unconscious by the time we got to her.","So, someone else could have done it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20196,"Gee whiz, Boss, you know Mr. Norton told me not to leave him, not even for a minute.","Go on, go on. And we'll be at Jim's Bar up the street.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20197,You weren't mad at him for picking up the phone?,No. I told him to. I wanted to make sure there was someone on the other end.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20198,"You little bitch! How could you? Was there ever a baby, Lynette? That's all I want to know! Did you make up that baby, Lynette? Did you??","Of course there was a baby. I'd never lie about something like that. Would I, Paula?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20199,I made it outside. I'll co-ordinate the rescue efforts from here. Help is on the way. Just sit tight.,"It's a little late, you son of a bitch. There's a friggin' monster loose in here! Get the FBI, the fire department. Find metal cutters, cut through. And bring a cannon. The damn thing is huge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20200,"Of course, the only problem with shying away from publicity these days is that it tends to attract more.","Don't I know it. That's the only reason I'm here now. To put the attention back where it belongs, on Mr. Taransky's film.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20201,I'm also good enough to go pro.,"You know how much higher the play level is in the NBA? Give yourself time to develop, Quincy. Get an education. The NBA ain't going nowhere.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20202,Can you use a bottle of champagne?,"Booze we don't need. Why don't you join us, Baxter? We got two brain surgeons, an ear, nose and throat specialist, a proctologist, and three nurses from Bellevue.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20203,That's what we're doing here. National interest. National security. Only this time it's not gold. It's uranium.,"We're standin' on broken treaty ground, Ray. This ain't supposed to be here. It'll poison the water.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20204,Don't cause a scene. No one's trying to win any 'rounds'. Don't make it any worse.,"I'm not making it any worse. You are. Me and Jill could've worked this thing out. It's normal, it's even normal for me to get a little touchy about it. Believe it or not. How do you think this makes me look, treating her like some tragic victim or something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20205,"Ah, what was that again, I still can't hear you?",I said I'm trying to reach Talby. Something's wrong with the damn intercom. I need a last-minute diameter approximation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20206,The Queen will ride out if and when she chooses.,And I intend to be there when she's ready.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20207,So if defendant had tied up to deceased's boat. With that last one. Would those cleats have lined up?,"You bet. And if Miyamoto there had been in a hurry to cast off, he coulda left this line behind on Carl's boat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20208,"You know, I bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep it open late.",I gave him twenty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20209,We've allowed this man his freedom. His books have actually helped us to facilitate plausible denial. Has he outlived his usefulness to us?,No one believes Kurtzweil or his books. He's a toiler. A crank.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20210,"I had to beat it before the cops showed up. I don't have a cent to my name. I can't even get my car out of the garage. I tell you, Mr. Vesci, if it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have any at all. So, I was wondering if you could wire me a hundred fifty dollars so I could get my car. I'll pay it back with the rest of the money.","Let me get this straight. You owe me thirteen-thousand dollars, you call me collect, then ask me to wire you one-hundred-fifty dollars just so you can get your car fixed?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20211,"Well, it was nice to meet you. Surreal, but nice.",Thank you. You are 'Horse and Hound's' favorite actress. You and Black Beauty. Tied.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20212,"Relax, George. It's gonna go great. Trust me. Have I ever lied to you?","You know something, Orson, you haven't done anything but lie to me from the moment we met. But, ya know, I'd do it again in a second.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20213,You are a master of understatement. They are likely to destroy the planet.,"Then it's fortunate that I have you and your starship to protect me. In the meantime, Captain Chekov, I instruct you and your First Officer to beam down to my coordinates.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20214,Our doctors are seen by appointment only.,Damn it. I was in the veteran's out-patient program. He knows me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20215,"No I'm not! I'm talking about common, everyday life here. If you let yourself worry about one thing, you'll worry about the next, and the next, and it never ends. In this place, ignorance isn't just bliss, it's a matter of survival.","Listen to yourself. You say, ""the problem with people is they don't care, so I don't care about people."" But, you're already here. You've been here a long time. So, there's a part of you that knows, even if everything you say is true, none of it matters.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20216,"Damn, Jackie, I was just playin' with you.","Well, I ain't playin with you. I'm gonna unload both these motherfuckers, you don't do what I tell you. Understand what I'm saying?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20217,That's too bad. I was hoping you were there. Maybe you could help us catch the guy who got away. Or maybe you could explain about all that money that got tore up when Jamilla shot that biker.,"Wish I could help, Sheriff. But if you'll excuse me, I'm going over to Harlin's to pick up my car. Then I'm getting the hell out of this place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20218,"Paul Rusesabagina, Mr. Godefroid. The house manager. I met you on your last visit.","Yes, Paul, I remember. The Mille Collines is a very important property for Sabena. Our directors believe we should close down, shutter the place until this unrest is over?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20219,It's a nice table.,Notice the grain. See how deep and rich the red runs?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20220,I don't know what you're talking about. You're carrying around a secret that seems to be eating you up. If you'll only tell me about it.,"I will, George. I want to tell you. I'll burst with it if I don't. It's weird and fantastical and sometimes unbelievable, but so beautiful! Well, as you know, we were kidnapped and brought here . . .",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20221,For starters I'd like to know why she left the house and didn't report the death?,"Because he wasn't dead when she left, and even if he was, not reporting a natural death in a timely fashion isn't a crime.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20222,It's an American spacecraft.,"An American spacecraft? Half a mile long? And buried 400 years? Yeah, good theory, Harry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20223,"Hey Dwayne, why don't you introduce him to your funeral parlor cousin?",She's not his type.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20224,And digging in. Look at that flower bed.,There's a dip at this end. And since when do flowers grow shorter in two weeks?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20225,Have you talked to Mallory about this?,"She won't even see me, Mickey. Now, you're not supposed to know anything about what's going on with her, but I'm gonna tell ya somethin'. Since you two've been sentenced, Mallory hasn't spoken one word.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20226,I hope Luke made it to the fleet all right.,Luke! I'm sure he's fine. Probably sitting around wondering what we're doing right now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20227,"Good to see you, Bill. How's everybody doin'?","Aw, pretty good. Kids are drivin' me crazy and Phyliss is gonna put me in the poorhouse. Can't complain other than that. Wouldn't do any good if I did. Do you know Scooter, Jerry?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20228,How long's it gonna take for you to drink yourself to death?,"I think about four weeks, and I've got enough for about two hundred and fifty to three hundred dollars a day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20229,It's not that. Can we meet after school? Please?,All right. I'll be in the physics lab. Make it four - thirty. I have a rocket club meeting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20230,"I like you, Harold. Come, I'll teach you to waltz.","This way, Edith. Harold is out by the garage. He has a new car and he has been tuning it up. He's very mechanical.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20231,It is my oil! Mine and my family's!,"It runs in my veins, thicker than blood. I'm going to redraw the map. And when I am through the whole world will know my name, my grandfather's name, the glory of my people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20232,What's the maid's address?,She lives in Pedro. I'll write it down for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20233,"With respect, sir, would we have the telegraph without fantasy? Would we have radium and X-rays without someone first dreaming we could?","The advances you speak of were the result of countless years of study and empirical experimentation. A careful evolutionary process, not chalkboard parlor-tricks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20234,Gave it a more aggressive exhaust profile ramping.,Fuck yeah. Whole package'll crank this betty up another three-hundred horsepower.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20235,At least we know where the gold is. When are the recovery ships due?,36 hours. They've already sailed from the Persian gulf.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20236,I'll need to know more about this thing.,Only a handful of people are aware of its existence. Let's just say it's the ultimate defensive weapon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20237,Do you know who her doctors were?,I read the file. Yeah. Marx and Towler. I know who they were.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20238,Sounds like he wanted to get caught.,Maybe he did. He would brag to me all the time. He was never afraid of Caesar because he didn't know him. Not like I do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20239,"You got more guts than me, baby. It's a no-good town.","It's better than it used to be. Eight years ago they still had a lynching here. They tied a man to a car and dragged him to death. My father knew who did it, but he didn't say anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20240,I am programmed to detonate in fourteen minutes thirty seconds. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.,"Bomb, this is Doolittle. You are not to detonate, repeat, you are not to detonate in the bomb bay. Disarm yourself. This is an order.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20241,Your scanners must be malfunctioning.,All ship functions are off-line.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20242,You got a little girl?,"Yeah. Sexy, huh? And here's another. Five. That's how old my other daughter is. Seven is my son's age. Two is how many times I been married and divorced. You getting all this? 16 is the number of dollars in my bank account. 454-3943 is my phone number. And with all the other numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20243,"I'm kidding. I'd really love to, Ted, but the thing is I already have plans. How about tomorrow night?","Mary, we haven't seen each other in twelve years. Don't make me wait another day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20244,"I'm incapable of such an act, and so are you.","I think the facts speak for themselves. The same noble Picard blood runs in our veins. Had you lived my life, you'd be doing exactly as I am. Look in the mirror, and see yourself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20245,Maybe they just took it out of his pocket.,Then why'd they bother to crack the safe? You can drop a Mosler 90 from Mount Baldy and it won't open.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20246,I have to call the client and give them a reason why you're late.,Tell them my house exploded.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20247,"They knew our level of development. If, as you say, they've done this many times, they'd be well aware of the implications.","Maybe they are. Maybe this is all part of the package. The building of the machine has demanded international cooperation on an unprecedented scale. Maybe requiring us to come together in this way was, in effect, part of the plan.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20248,"Montgomery, why do they call you ""Flea""?","It's really ""F. Lee Montgomery"", but that gets whittled down to just ""Flea."" For short, ma'am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20249,Guys who'll come after her. Guys who'll want to know what happened to her boyfriend. They'll want to make somebody pay. Maybe she'll try and make it you.,"Yeah, well maybe she'll make it you. Is that it? You worried she'll use me against you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20250,"I can't give up looking for her, Mrs. Redi, no matter what you're hinting at.","I have no intention whatsoever of hinting. Your sister, Mary, is a murderess. She killed Irving August, stabbed him out of fright when he discovered where she was hiding.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20251,"Come on, baby. I don't pay that shit no mind.",The Honorable Elijah Muhammad says you should pay it all your mind. If you got a mind.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20252,You're referring to the much publicized bicentennial fight?,"That's right. It's going to be the greatest sporting event in this country's history, a gala occurrence!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20253,What on earth is happening to you? Why are you acting this way?,It's my tooth! My fucking tooth! I can't even think anymore because of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20254,It's the least I can do. What did you say your favorite band was?,"I didn't. But it's a three-way tie between the Stooges, Patti Smith and the Runaways.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20255,"Of course there's gonna be a war. You think they'd send five hundred thousand troops over there just to lie in the sun? I mean, there's plenty of beach, but not a hell of a lot of water. Half a million soldiers. It ain't no seaside holiday, you can bet on that.","I don't know, Tommy. You think anyone gives a rat's ass about Kuwait? I read something about the head sheik over there. He marries a different virgin every Friday and then divorces her on Monday. You think we want to have our kids dying for a guy like that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20256,"Are you tellin' me nobody knows what he looks like? Come on, there must be witnesses somewhere.",Juntao's standing orders were to kill everyone. There were never witnesses.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20257,"There was a result to what you did. It wasn't just another expedition. It did this. If the British hadn't unearthed your nosey photographer in Cairo, thousands of people could have died.","Thousands of people did die, just different people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20258,"I'm a banker, friend. That's legit in this state.",All you gotta do is place a bet for me at Shaw's place. I'll supply all the money and the information.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20259,"And she sure doesn't have one now, either. She needs to live.","I'm her legal guardian, not you or anybody else, and I alone know what's best for her. End of discussion.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20260,That you were fired.,Then that's what I meant. Fired. Canned. Out on my fanny. The Selectmen just made Hendricks the new Chief of Police. Just like that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20261,"To my triumph, of course.","Not my choice of toast, but it's your call. To your triumph over Annette.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20262,"Perhaps a few more details about the evening will refresh your memory. Mr. O'Keefe told us dinner was served by a uniformed waiter, a colored man. He particularly remembers that you sat at one end and he at the other, which he found rather unusual because the table was so long. Does that bring back memories of Willie O'Keefe?","Not at all. But on the other hand, I do have a lovely Chippendale dining table and I often have a friend over sitting at one end while I sit at the other. That is precisely the point of a long dining table. The splendor of the meal adds to the enjoyment of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20263,The M.E.'s report stated that Marsh's nasal membranes showed no sign of prior cocaine use. Without the nasal spray we would have still treated it as a poisoning. We would have looked for motive and the trail would have still led back to her.,I don't buy it and neither will a jury.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20264,During the Farpoint mission. We were on the Bridge and you told a joke. That was the punchline.,"The Farpoint mission? Data, that was seven years ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20265,You've been pitching out of the wrong side of your brain. These'll help move things to the right side.,Big League pitchers don't use these.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20266,"You win, Colonel. Here's the fifty. Go on out and get rid of it.","You bet I will! As fast as I can! I'm going to get some canned goods, a fishing rod, and the rest I'm gonna give away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20267,My visual says sunny skies and seventy degrees.,Sulu! Look! The sun's come out! It's a miracle!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20268,"I understand they've had a bad run of luck, health-wise, and they have my sympathies. But that's not PG&E's fault.","You're kidding, right? Look at these readings for Christ's sake. PG&E's own technicians documented toxic levels of hexavalent chromium in those test wells, on numerous occasions.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20269,"Sorry, kid. I don't do charity.","I'll work night and day, and you won't have to pay me. You just have to tell me who she is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20270,"Why, you're the preacher!","Used to be. Not no more. I lost the call. But boy, I sure used to have it! I'd get an irrigation ditch so squirmin' full of repented sinners I pretty near drowned half of 'em! But not no more. I lost the spirit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20271,You seem to know all about my destiny.,"I know a good deal more about you than you suspect. I know, for instance, that you are in love with a woman. It is perhaps strange that we both should be in love with the same woman. The first evening I came here in this cafe, I knew there was something between you and Ilsa. Since no one is to blame, I demand no explanation. I ask only one thing. You won't give me the letters of transit. All right. But I want my wife to be safe. I ask you as a favor to use the letters to take her away from Casablanca.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20272,"Baptized? Well, get baptized then. I don't give a shit. Call a fuckin' preacher, goddamnit! I can't baptize you.","We'll go to church and get you baptized, tomorrow's Sunday. You go on back to bed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20273,"Aha! He has a brilliant military record, I'm sure.",He was a stretcher-bearer in the Korean War. Were you in a war with Father?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20274,"You got a punk-ass mouth on you, kid.","My name's not kid. It's client. As in, the person who pays for your opulent lifestyle. Now, you got something for me or not?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20275,I thought Sonny was the good guy.,"He ain't so much good guy as he's just a bad motherfucker. Sonny don't be bullshittin'. He fucks dudes up for life. Hold on, a fight scene's coming up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20276,"You. Tell me the moral difference, if any, between the citizen and the civilian ?","The difference lies in the field of civic virtue. A citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20277,We can't take him to a hospital.,"Without medical attention, this man won't live through the night. That bullet in his belly is my fault. Now, while that might not mean jack shit to you, it means a helluva lot to me. And I'm not gonna just sit around and watch him die.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20278,"You saved my life, Archie. Running me out of Harlem. When I think how close we came to gunning each other down, I have to thank Allah.","I wasn't gonna shoot you, baby. It was just my rep, that's all. And don't shit me now, but did you have that number? Tell me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20279,"I sometimes wish I'd taken out insurance, but of course now it doesn't matter. Still, I suppose it would have been the smart thing to do.","Well, I honestly feel that way. I figure I'm in one line of business that really helps people. Of course, we don't help you much when you're alive, but afterward, that's what counts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20280,"Have you heard anything from the girl staying with me, Anne Marie?","Not a damn thing. What's going on? Mr. Meyerling was here, all steamed up, looking for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20281,"It isn't him. Frank, you brought me in on this in the beginning because you wanted my opinion if he was capable of doing this.","Jesus, you're sleeping with the guy. You've lost your perspective. You can't possibly be unbiased.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20282,Enterprise should not require the presence of carbon units.,Enterprise would be unable to function without carbon units.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20283,"Boy, you must've been up early.","Yeah, yeah, I was awake anyway so I figured they got it made. Eat all they want, fly around like crazy, sleep side by side, and raise gobs of squabs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20284,In my heart I had begun to hope that he would never break.,All men lose heart. All betray. It is exactly why we must make the choices we make.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20285,"It was my finger that pulled the trigger, but I'm not morally responsible. My psychiatrist knew what I was capable of. How could I know. I'm not a doctor.",You seem very savvy for a man who's been found mentally incompetent to stand trial.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20286,Well good for you. I bet it works out for you.,"We'll see. If it doesn't, what the hell, at least I gave it a shot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20287,Suppose when they returned they threw the boots into the garbage?,I'm having the garbage searched. If my surmise is correct these boots will cling to the killers' necks like Tiberian bats. They couldn't make their escape without them; nor can they simply throw them out a window for all to see; no - they're here. Somewhere.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20288,I ain't eaten all day. I just realized it.,We'll have hamburgers on the plane. You ready?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20289,That fucking shooting spree in the store.,"Fuck them, they set off the alarm, they deserve what they got.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20290,"I'm his pimp. He left with the dancers, didn't he?","Hey, you're the psychic. Eve, the psychic pimp. You tell me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20291,Yeah. Have you seen Telly around?,"Yeah. Speaking of stupid shit. Him and his ape ass of a friend Casper, they all just almost killed some kid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20292,"We have the ability to change the color, odor, and physical property of cocaine.","You want to smuggle narcotics in, Mr. Espastico Jacobo. That's nothing new.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20293,What? I just said hello. Since when can't I kiss my sister-in-law?,Ain't a cheek ever good enough for you? I never even kissed Mama on the mouth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20294,"Well he's got her in a tizzy, I'll tell you that!","Sure, he steams her up. Wants her to stand on her own two feet and all that jazz!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20295,"Jeez, what's the difference? Just 'cause it's rock 'n roll, doesn't mean it's set in stone.",You wanna know the difference? The difference is that you're screwing up the song.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20296,A weapon against evil. Amazing! I am going to be famous.,Then let us toast to your fame! Here Billy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20297,"Father, may I ask you a question in private?","Certainly, my son, certainly. Is there something troubling you, my son? Don't be shy to speak up. Remember, I know all the urges that can trouble young men deprived of the society of women.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20298,"Before you got here, Mr. Orange was askin' me to take him to a hospital. Now, I don't like turning him over to the cops, but if we don't, he's dead. He begged me to do it. I told him to hold off till Joe got here.","Well, Joe ain't gettin' here. We're on our own. Now, I don't know a goddamn body who can help him, so if you know somebody, call 'em.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20299,"Are we done now? You've got nothing on me. So if you ain't booking me, I'm walking.","You've got this wrong. You're not under arrest, you've been abducted. And until I say different, you belong to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20300,"You do understand that there's absolutely no way I could ever be attracted to you, right?",I plan to grow on you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20301,You asked for the opportunity to present your case. Surely you must know why you're here.,My own purpose is to save this exceptional creature from mutilation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20302,"No, no. Not at my hotel. I, uh, I have things to do in the city before I leave. I'll meet you at the station, huh?","All right. At a quarter to five. Say, why don't we get married in Marseilles?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20303,I don't think I can. I'm not a cop. I can't. I can't stop this guy.,"But we can, we can do it together. Spirit and guts, remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20304,"Perhaps a little refreshment first? A little coffee, or a little chocolate?","I'd like a little wine, if you have it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20305,She works part-time at my dad's store.,"Hah! Yeah, Oz, I bet it's more like your dad works at her store.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20306,"We can't keep a goddamn secret in this government, Edgar. They're stealing papers right out of his office.",Johnson had the same damned problem till he bugged his own office.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20307,Would it help if I got you a tutor?,That would be great. It better help. What can you do with yourself if all you do is look good?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20308,"How many you killed, Kid?",Five. I killed five of 'em. That counts a Mexican I killed. He come at me with a knife.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20309,I don't even know a Jew who'd have the balls to say that. So let's get this straight. You never ever tip?,"I don't tip because society says I gotta. I tip when somebody deserves a tip. When somebody really puts forth an effort, they deserve a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, that shit's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doin' their job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20310,"I know who you are, Inspector Lee.",Then you know I'm not walking away from this case.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20311,"So this other guy? He's a terminator too, right, like you?",Not like me. A T-1000. Advanced prototype. A mimetic polyalloy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20312,"Honestly, Cal, if you weren't forever booking everything at the last instant, we could have gone through the terminal instead of running along the dock like some squalid immigrant family.","All part of my charm, Ruth. At any rate, it was my darling fiancee's beauty rituals which made us late.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20313,"What's wrong, sweetheart? Somethin' botherin' you?",Mama. I been thinkin' about her. She's prob'ly worried to death by now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20314,Do you have your own cell?,No. I have a cellmate. His name's Carl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20315,"I've been helping for the last few days. Weeks. Sam's working. I told you Sam was working. I mean, he really is.",Good. That was the plan. We couldn't stand him and George needed help.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20316,And give a deposition to the judge.,"Listen, John, you better double my attorney's fee. She's very inexperienced, but she done a great job for me. And give her your autograph. She thinks you're some kinda holy man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20317,"This can't be confirmed at this time, but we do believe it to be true. We have reason to believe it was the youngest brother Richard, and he was shot in the vicinity of his neck and shoulders by the store's clerk.","Is it safe to assume that because the death count involved and the loss of life of law enforcement officers, that the Bureau, the Rangers and the police force are taking this manhunt personally?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20318,She coulda killed me last night.,Too many people coulda seen ya go in her room. She was a professional. Used to work in the Dutch Schultz gang.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20319,"I know you'll find me. Jesus, I believe it. I keep thinking if you hadn't driven me to federal court last summer, you wouldn't even know who I am.","If I didn't know you, Glenn, by tomorrow you'd be in jail or dead. Look at it that way. Go on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20320,"Just save your breath, Wayne. We hate you. If anybody in the fuckin' world deserves to die, it's you.",Wait! You can't kill me. Mickey and Mallory always leave somebody alive to tell the tale.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20321,She threw a goddamn radio into the bathtub. How do you explain that?,She didn't know what she was doing. You're too sensitive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20322,"That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?","That's not just a Ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20323,"But you're sure we've met, huh?","Last fall, I drove you from the Palm Beach county jail to the federal courthouse, twice. You're Glenn Michaels. I never forget anyone I've cuffed and shackled.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20324,There's a satellite call for you.,"Bobby, we're launching. See these submersibles here, going in the water? Take a message.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20325,And it can't be forged?,"I didn't say that, I'm sure it could be. But our clients must sign in first, checking signatures, and a photo ident. We had a nasty theft two years ago and we've been very strict since then.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20326,This David's a friend?,"Yes. An old, useless friend. You must excuse me, Mr. Boone. This is a world I finished with long ago. I pay them no mind and expect them to return the compliment. Lunch should be ready. Shall we?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20327,"I know. I was there. I saw the whole thing. If I was your therapist, I would have advised you against putting yourself back into that kind of situation.",You're not my therapist. You're hear to study me. Face it. I'm nothing more than a lab rat to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20328,"I ordered a Czech girl. Daphne, you know her?",It's an outcall service run out of an apartment. I don't meet the other girls. Aren't you gonna get undressed?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20329,This man's still alive.,"Technically and biologically, though he'll never recover.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20330,I feel guilty. I feel like I pushed him away. I spoke and he heard you.,"Well, if we all pushed him away, what about him pushing us away? You've been a great friend to my son. Everything is someone else's fault. We all want to sow wild oars. Somebody's got to, what's the word? The moment someone confronts him he lashes out. He lashes out. You know, people always say you can't choose your parents, but you can't choose your children.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20331,Thank me publicly? For what? For ruining this woman's life?,Climb down off your cross. They already knew about her. She was subpoenaed six months ago! Who the hell do you think named you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20332,"They're not going to be able to snag him in pitmans. Tranq him in water, he drowns.",They could try to tranq him on land.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20333,Were you at the inquest?,Yes. They said it wasn't the driver's fault. Harry often said what a careful driver he was.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20334,"Bugger off to the graveyard, skull-face, I'm busy.","You work for the dead. Forget that, and you can forget it all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20335,Who's the new side of beef in Tran's posse?,Guy named Wade Beemer. Used to be a running back for the Rams in '96 and '97.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20336,"And, I'm told there are questions as to our ""star witness'"" veracity.","His ""veracity"" was good enough for the State of Mississippi.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20337,"Yeah, I know, he was up here. It's pitiful like you say. When he lost Rose it ruined the man, it destroyed him totally when he lost Rose.","He didn't lose her, he threw her away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20338,Nice looking kid. Going to be okay?,He'll live if that's what you mean. But somebody better be around when he comes to and finds out there's nothing left between his legs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20339,"Want to be a high climber now, do you?","What you need is an engineer. If you set up a system of pulleys and counterweights, some basic block and tackle mechanism, you could to this a lot more easily.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20340,"Plain or roasted? Alex, I'm very flattered that you've gone out and done all this research.","Why? Aw, come on, Vicki, I'm a reporter. I'm curious. I do this for a living. There's a phone. You can call him up and cancel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20341,I'm sure a lot of people down in L.A. are worried sick about you.,Yeah? I'm sure a lot more people down in L.A. want a piece of me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20342,You promised to give it back.,"Friends never break promises, do they? Okay. Here. Now listen. There are a lot of people outside and they all want you to be safe. You understand that? They said I could come in and bring you out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20343,Yes! It's all written down in the notes. Tie off the kites and come down!,"Yes, master. Just don't turn on any radios.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20344,You said forty-seven minutes. You'll never make it.,I told you a lie. We'll make it easily. Margo's got no more conception of time than a halibut.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20345,"You still shouldn't have done it, Charlie. You don't speak for the club.","Hey, would you not worry about your precious little necks? If they catch me, I'll tell them I made it up. All your asses are safe. Look, Gloria and Tina didn't come here to listen to us argue. Are we gonna have a meeting or what?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20346,"She touches me down there with a cigarette. Please Mommy, don't touch me like that any more. I'll be good, I won't be a baby any more.","Agnes, oh Agnes. Agnes, I want you to do something. I want you to pretend that I'm your mother. Oh yes, only this time I want you to tell me what you're feeling, alright?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20347,I suppose so. Her father owns a big newspaper in San Francisco.,"You'd think he could manage to keep her name out of print. She's always mentioned in the columns, Mitch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20348,"Tell her they suit the weather better. Their udders are black, 'stead of pink.",They don't get burned by the sun bouncing off the snow. And they're good mother.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20349,You think we can make what?! You see that truck?!,Eight and a half feet wide! Weighs over five tons!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20350,"With two or three days' practice, you'll be able to use it as well as I can. Then we'll have a chance of fighting our way out of here.",Two or three days! While Lyssa is in their hands?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20351,It was still alive when you buried it?,I heared it cryin' a little through that box.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20352,You should know they're tenacious when they want something. And Pinta wants to be friends.,"You're paying me to protect her, not amuse her. Right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20353,I would imagine a uniformed waiter helps.,"It adds a taste of elegance for which I must confess a weakness for now and then. I call him Smedley. His real name is Frankie Jenkins, but I could hardly imagine anything more uncouth during dinner than my turning toward the kitchen and hollering ""Frankie!"" Where is this leading to, Mr. Garrison?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20354,Heard you did the roof yourself.,"Roof? Jesus, Skinny, I did practically every damn thing myself. Roberts boy hauled wood, that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20355,"I been thinking. Maybe I should drop you in Montgomery. I mean, the way things are going, it might get pretty hairy by the time we get to Atlanta.",Forget it. This is one of the longest relationships I've ever had. I'm not blowing it now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20356,"This is serious, son. A man is dead.","I know! I'd tell you if I knew! Goddamn! I know something happened, or she wouldn't have left. I'm trying to remember everything! Find that fucking kid. He probably knows something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20357,Would anybody else see the tape?,Absolutely not. They are for my private use only.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20358,That sounds promising. Can we operate the crane from here?,"Nah. It's got programmable facilities, but it was never rigged for remote operation. Someone'd have to go up to the cab to get it up and running.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20359,"You're being awfully forward, aren't you?","Forgive me, I'm trying to cheer myself up and an affair with a beautiful nurse seemed like just the thing to do it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20360,All right. The check will be certified. Want my fingerprints?,"No thanks, I've still got those. Well, I'll step into some working clothes and hop over to the Press Room for the background on this yarn. It'll be kind of fun to see the boys again, too. Remember, Bruce, it must be certified.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20361,"We've got our final games against Oregon and Oregon State and I want to shake things up a bit, so I'm starting you at point again.",I thought Sidra's ankle was okay for next game.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20362,You don't have to do it for a living.,"No. But one assumes obligations. My wife's family is all gone, and someone has to look after her interest. Her father's partner runs the company yard in East Baltimore, so I decided as long as I had to work at it, I'd come back here. I've always liked it here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20363,How come all these new names are pasted into the plat book?,Land sales out of escrow are always recorded within the week.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20364,"Sorry, Dick. She's a little tipsy.",You mean smashed! She called up at midnight last week. Talking a bunch of crap. Pat can't stand her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20365,Shouldn't I be in a hospital?,"The blizzard was too strong. I couldn't risk trying to get you there. I tried calling, but the phone lines are down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20366,"That's right. He wanted us to have the secret, and not them. Which is why they tried to kill him.",They're bound to try again. No wonder they want me to stand by during the operation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20367,I don't want a science lecture. You were on that observatory looking for trilithium. Why?,I was ordered to by the Captain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20368,Stop scaring people. Let's go. We need to be on our way.,Excuse us. But do stop by for a visit sometime! You are welcome anytime.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20369,That's all you cared about. I must have played in a thousand games and I can only remember you being to two.,You had your coaches and your father for that stuff. It never mattered one way or the other if I went to your games.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20370,"Apparently, Gottschalk's been seen around town lunching with some very prominent magazine editors. Lucy said she tried to call you, but no one answered so she faxed you the list of names. She said one of them have contracts up fairly soon.",Oh. I didn't look at my faxes today. We left before sunrise.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20371,We're waiting for trace evidence results on the Rice killing.,We need to put out an NCIC inquiry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20372,"Home. We go home. We ride like hell to get there, and we kill anything or anyone that comes between us and our homes. And when we get there we stay there and God help any fool who tries to get me to leave my farm again.",Best damn plan I heard all war.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20373,I need an extension for my case.,You should have taken their offer. Especially if you were unprepared.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20374,You learned her lessons better than I.,She got me at a more impressionable age.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20375,He has a wife?!,Had. She died in a car accident last year. She was decapitated.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20376,I've given them his profile.,You must have told them we shocked him into a grinning idiot. Two roadblocks and an all-points bulletin wouldn't stop a five-year-old!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20377,"She came here. We'll just wait. In the meantime, I need you to shimmy through.",Relax. Emily hasn't carried a house key since she was twelve years old. And your hips are as slim as hers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20378,"Sir, the CPU is on-line.","Okay, stand by in operations. Let's go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20379,Why should I carry your bag? I am not a dog.,"For five years I paid for your stupidness. You'll carry my bag for the rest of my life if I say so. Unless you refuse, Oleg.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20380,I've got a meeting in Chinatown.,Let's get a cab.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20381,A famous actor bringing me flowers on my birthday. Don't I feel special?,A famous actor who's getting married next week.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20382,The King killed my son!,"The cannons killed Raoul! The cannons, and love. But not the King.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20383,"Data, are you all right?","No, sir. I am finding it difficult to concentrate. I believe I am overwhelmed with feelings of remorse and regret concerning my actions on the observatory.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20384,You bring the best out in a man.,"I try. Please, if you promise to protect me, I'll testify against him. I'll give you an ironclad case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20385,"Vaughn, get the M-seventy-nine ready.",You can't fire on them. You're gonna detonate the crystals.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20386,I know what I saw.,"And I believe what you say. But this is TV. No pictures, no story.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20387,"You don't know my mother-in-law, boy.","After eight years in the jungle with you, I know Mrs. Wheeler better than I know anybody in the universe!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20388,Do you know what happened to her?,I'm trying to find out. She was a runaway. I'm looking into it for her parents.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20389,"All right, you're the super sleuth. What do you want, a medal?","No. But what I would like is the forty dollars you owe me, and I'm a busy man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20390,"Fact of the matter, Muley, after what them dusters done to the land, the tenant system don't work no more. It don't even break even, much less show a profit. One man on a tractor can handle twelve or fourteen of these places. You just pay him a wage and take all the crop.","But we couldn't do on any less'n what our share is now. The chillun ain't gettin' enough to eat as it is, and they're so ragged we'd be shamed if ever'body else's chillun wasn't the same way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20391,Yeah. Marvin's old man gunned him down.,That's not patricide. Patricide is when you gun down your old man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20392,You and your gypsies! They been gone a week!,Not before one of 'em knifed a farmer and stole his horse. Never caught the gypsies nor the horse.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20393,I don't want a bodyguard. I want the man I fell in love with.,"I know that, Lois. And I wish he were here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20394,You don't like Public Enemy? It's the dope shit.,"I like 'em, but you don't play anything else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20395,I strongly suspect that Ugarte left the letters of transit with Mr. Blaine. I would suggest you search the cafe immediately and thoroughly.,"If Rick has the letters, he's much too smart to let you find them there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20396,"I always though London was the place to be. Capital of the world, the most spectacular city on earth.",The place to want to be is America. Every English child dreams of it. I dreamt it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20397,But why does he want to see me? He has never bothered about me.,"He has paid for your studies and your maintenance, and he has just sent your dowry. Does that mean so little to you, Viridiana?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20398,Is Looseleaf Harper alive?,Alive and well. He's throwing a little surprise party for his own family. Is your mother often this unstable? Penelope!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20399,"No, but I've confirmed the reelection rally is the target. How much C-4 is missing?",Enough to level an entire city block.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20400,What's wrong with your face?,"What's wrong with my face? You want to know what's wrong with my face? I've got a skin condition. Next question, Bob? No more questions? Fine. Now can you help me find the complaint?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20401,"Relax, John. They were just kids.","Kids are what's ruining this country. Everywhere you go, it's the same. No goddamn respect.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20402,You were off your ass back there! Where the hell did you learn to do all that twirly whirly shit?,"I took a ballroom class with Michelle. I never danced with anyone but her, til tonight. That Lorraine chick is good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20403,Has anyone been able to get in touch with him?,"No, and I've been calling all night. Maybe he's shacked up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20404,"In other words, I'm on trial.","I did everything I could to forestall this, Paul. I don't think there's any question of your innocence in the matter. But there's been too much talk. The thing's out of hand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20405,"Okay, I'm going ahead. Wait a minute, what's her name?","Oh brother. Dorothy Vallens, Seventh Floor. Look on the mailbox for her number, bright boy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20406,Cause I'm not getting any better. It's a waste of time.,"You've only been playing for two weeks, Bob. It takes a long time to learn this game.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20407,"We have lost structural integrity on decks twelve through seventeen, sections four through ten.",Emergency force fields are holding.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20408,And your charming little daughter?,"Oh, she's growing up very fast. As a matter of fact, she's six tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20409,Thank you for saving my life.,That's what they pay me for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20410,We got a good thing going here. You want to blow it over an overbite?,"Don't get me wrong, Jake. I like you boys. You guys are the steadiest business in town. But what can I say? Twenty percent's still better than what we give to any of the other criminals.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20411,The young woman at the front said you might know where he is.,"She did, did she? Well, she was wrong. Excuse me, I have to change.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20412,You want a cup of tea or something?,"A cup of tea would be nice. Would it be alright if I sit down for a few minutes, Mrs. Otto? I want to talk to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20413,Albatross? Doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.,"Oh, on the contrary, the Albatross is considered a very good omen. It is said they embody the spirits of sailors passed on. It's very bad luck if you kill one. And dolphins too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20414,"Your 'faith' tells you that the distance a pendulum swings from the vertical can never get bigger, only smaller.","That's not faith, it's physics. The second law of thermodynamics.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20415,I said I wanted to talk to a lawyer.,"You positive about that? You weren't nervous and let something slip by mistake? If you did, I ain't mad, I just gotta know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20416,Gotta be ten degrees out there.,Radio said negative five.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20417,You've got a problem with me carrying a gun?,"Do me one favor. If you shoot at anything, make sure I'm nowhere near it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20418,Nunez was chasing Dunbar.,Because he'd shot Mueller.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20419,Didn't she have any physical examinations in this time?,We're examined once a year. Her pregnancy fell in between the doctor's visits.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20420,Can you give us a realistic sense of my brother's chances?,He's held on this far. We can't do much but wait and see.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20421,"Well, we're thinking of putting up a statue of you in the subway. I hear you're moving up in the world. An associate already. Not bad. How's Margie?",Can't complain. I have a house in Oyster Bay. Is the market treating you good? Are you still seeing that sexy French gal?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20422,"I figured, what the hell, I could take the prick's money and make sure Faith was OK at the same time. Do us both good. Right?","Fairly twisted logic, Max, even for you. Hey, at least you got a job! Watch her for me. Stay on her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20423,What are you snickering about?,I'm not snickering. I'm smiling. Because I'm happy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20424,Do you think I took some of that money?,"I have no evidence of your taking anything. You didn't pay for your snazzy new suit with marked bills. I was glad to see that. You've been helping us out, you gave us Melanie and Louis. Melanie had a packet of marked bills stuffed in her shorts when they found her, which goes a long way backing up your story.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20425,He is an impostor. There's no Davidov at Miratom.,"Here's your imposter. He's paid off the men on the plane outside. They're not taking the bomb to any Russian facility, they're flying it wherever he tells them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20426,It's a lot to digest. Imagine how you'd feel.,"I'd feel like staying up all night! Forever! Or at least till I got the lay of the land, so to speak.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20427,"We're hopin' you can show us where to go, Toby.","Oh, no. I'm tryin' to get off this island alive. I'll help you all I can but I'm not goin' in there on a suicide mission. What can you hope to accomplish? Some radios maybe? A supply room or two? You'll all be killed and in a few weeks they'll be back to business as usual. That place was built to withstand nuclear attack! What are you gonna do with a half-dozen guns and a few sticks of nitro?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20428,Welcome to LesterCorp. May we meet your filing needs?,"No, uh, my name is Craig Schwartz. I have an interview with Mr. Lester.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20429,You might want to find out. He might of hacked his family to pieces with a hatchet or somethin'.,"Yeah, that's right, Frank, you better ask him. I mean, don't hurt his feelin's or anything, but it would be good to know. I'm sure it's nothin'. He seems real sweet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20430,"Not yet, the wife in working on our first. You got any kids back on the ranch?",Two. And I'd sure like to see them swinging on the jungle gym with Al Junior.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20431,"Let me give you some useful information, son. There's two dollars and fifty-seven cents in that cash register over there and considering all the time you've put in casing the joint so far, you won't make but about fifty cents an hour for all your pains. However you slice it, that's a losing proposition.","I'm not going to rob you, mister. Do I look like a thief?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20432,How many sharks have you killed?,"Me? I don't know. Twenty, thirty. I love them, think they're the greatest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20433,I'll kill you! You won't get the other disk!,"If you shoot me, he'll kill your daughter. Do you want to lose both of them?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20434,"He looked like an upright young feller to me, Ma.",Yeah. They're all upright till they walk out on you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20435,This stuff really works? No shit?,Quicker than gas. And it smells a lot prettier. It usually don't kill but it puts ya under fer a good night's sleep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20436,You didn't tell anyone where you were?,"An oversight, sir, I apologize. I felt I needed to get away for a day. The pressure. Paid for my own ticket.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20437,You got men on Profaci's place?,We got our boys paintin' the house next door. Around the clock. We're gonna keep old man Profaci alive if it takes twenty coats.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20438,You got the money?,Two-hundred dollars in hundred-dollar bills. And this morning you was broke.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20439,You really think we were set up?,"You even doubt it? I don't think we got set up, I know we got set up! I mean really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there. I didn't hear any sirens. The alarm went off, okay. Okay, when an alarm goes off, you got an average of four minutes response time. Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, at that particular moment, you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. In one minute there were seventeen blue boys out there. All loaded for bear, all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing, and they were all just there! Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? Those were the ones responding to the alarm. But those other motherfuckers were already there, they were waiting for us. You haven't thought about this?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20440,Then I hope the one who gets me has got lots of kids. What do you want?,I want to arrest you for murder! I want to shake your hand and reload your gun! I want to kill my pride and give you my blessing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20441,"Just a moment! You are not going to fire this girl for an innocent thing like having boyfriends, not while there is breath in my body!","I don't intend to fire her, darlin'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20442,"If you watch her, I'll consider talking to Ben Tramer in the morning.","Deal. Hey, I thought Paul was grounded.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20443,I don't know. Eduardo Ruiz is the only real witness against Carl. The security is very tight. There may not be a way.,"There's always a way. If people get to the Pope or the President, you can get to him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20444,"Listen, Nick, you gotta understand my situation. I'm responsible for thousands of people. I got a hundred million a year goin' through the place. It's all over, I'm gonna tell you, it's all over, if I don't get that license. And believe me, if it goes bad for me, it's gonna go bad for a lot of people, you understand?","Yeah, forget about your fuckin' license. I plant my own flag out here, you ain't gonna need a fuckin' license. You know, I don't know what it is, Sammy, but the more I talk to you, the more I feel like you just don't wanna go along with me, is that it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20445,"I thought he would be seeing you before I would, and would give it to you.","Well, he didn't give it to me, and when I ask you to do something for me, return the work to me, not to Berthier.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20446,Did you invite them?,The Roses? And of course they said yes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20447,"I should have damn well bought it. Well, we can't afford it. The movie's going to eat up a year of my life and I'm getting paid next to nothing. Do you know how much Skye Davidson's getting? Four million.","Yeah, but I hear she gives a mean blow job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20448,"What you're doing, Miss Starling, is coming into my hospital to conduct an interview, and refusing to share information with me. For the third time!","Dr. Chilton, I told you this is just routine follow-up on the Raspail case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20449,"I'm sorry, Major Kong. I guess I was way out of line.","Forget it, Quentin. It can happen to the best of us. Now let's get squared away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20450,"Meaning, Viznick's a man who answers to no one. Not even God.","Right. If you believe in God. As a narcissist, Viznick couldn't blame himself for the alleged murders. He created the voices after the fact. In order to avoid the simple truth that there is no outside force that guides George Viznick and that George Viznick needs to pay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20451,It's great of you to let William and Susan stay at the house until he gets on his feet.,"It's Susan's cooking, Claire. That's why Uncle James lets them stay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20452,Turn that off! Get the bags.,Why should I carry your bag? I am not a dog.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20453,You recall if Charley Wade was a Mason?,Charley? I believe he was. Used to go for lodge meetings over to Laredo. What's he got to do with your body?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20454,All these camera moves and weird angles and shit are gonna distance us from the emotion of the scene.,What 'emotion'? Girl just got stabbed in the ear with an ice pick.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20455,"North Island, have you got any additional information? Over.","Affirmative, Arctic Warrior. The vessel Chimera was registered to The Dobbins Kirk Line, Halifax. Nova Scotia. Date of commission day nine, month seven, year one nine three two. Over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20456,What happens to you? I'm not leaving without you.,I'll be evacuated with the President.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20457,Thousand dollars a game.,"Let's make it three thousand dollars a game, Fats. C'mon, three thousand dollars. That's my bankroll, my life's savings. What's the matter, Fats? All you gotta do is beat me the first game and I'm on my way back to Oakland.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20458,"Well, that is a very interesting idea, General Kutusov, but I can assure you that Napoleon is no beginner at this. Whatever analysis you have done on this situation, I am sure that he has gone over the same ground.","I have no doubt that he has, Your Majesty, but does he have any strong moves from which to choose?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20459,I'm not gonna let it happen Darien.,"Don't cross Gordon. He'll crush you. You've worked hard to get where you are. If Gordon doesn't buy Bluestar someone else will, and who's to say they won't do the same thing?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20460,I thought you were giving up that drug shit.,"I will. I'm trying. Meanwhile I got some crack left, you wanna get high?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20461,You didn't give that boy all your money?,I didn't give him anything . You were the big-hearted gal. How about wiring your father now?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20462,"One of the fathers was on the TV saying, ""My child was not a bum."" And it's playing like gangbusters. Hell, Hoover told me one of the girls was a nymph.","Shit, the press doesn't care about the facts. Cronkite's sticking it to me. It's their first big hit on Richard Nixon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20463,What the hell's a freeway?,"A freeway, Mr. Valiant, is eight lanes of asphalt running uninterrupted from L.A. to Pasadena. Pasadena to Hollywood. Hollywood to Santa Monica. Someday everyone will be in cars driving happily, non-stop from one end of the L.A. Basin to another.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20464,"You knew her, didn't you?",Gus and I talked to her at Tramell's house. All we did was write her name down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20465,"Got a good buy in soap, Miz Cooper.",Don't need no soap. I'm boilin' down the fat from my hog.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20466,How well do you remember the lab?,I remember fine. I just didn't understand what was going on. They never told us anything except what to do. It took me a long time afterwards to figure things out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20467,White House switchboard. How may I direct your call.,"Okay listen, listen carefully. This is an emergency call from Air Force One. Who's there? Is the Vice President there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20468,I will go. But not you.,"You shit! I'll decide if I go or not. Not you. I don't know what you do on your planet, but I didn't think that was very nice walking out on me like you did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20469,This doesn't seem to be accomplishing much.,"Well, I mean, it's not a total loss. It is keeping a very capable thief off the street.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20470,"What about you, Everett? What'd you have in mind when you stoled it in the first place?","Me? Oh, I didn't have no plan. Still don't, really.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20471,It was my fault we lost the Power Source.,Years ago. And it was Zaltar who stole it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20472,Yeah it turned out okay. We applied for a National Historical plaque for it. That'll be the third one on Main Street.,"You're doing it, Adam. You're saving this town.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20473,"I guess so. I mean, I know I'm responsible for my own actions. It was never because I was angry with anyone. I didn't mean to hurt anyone ever.","You're responsible for your own actions and you don't mean to hurt anyone. In other words, you've done your best. I'm saying don't carry the burden of other people's actions on your shoulders, because they're beyond your control.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20474,Will you get this guy out of my hair so I can go?,Go where? To the Kommandant's office and tell him where Dunbar is?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20475,Who told ya this guy was in here?,Nobody. I just know what kinda women he likes. I'm gonna check all the joyhouses till I find him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20476,"Yeah, but it's my money, and I don't need me a partner.","I ain't your partner, I'm your manager. I'm managing to get your money out of Mexico, into America, in your hands, and I'm managing to do all this under the nose of the cops. That makes me your manager, and managers get fifteen percent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20477,"Yes, but I'm going to live at home.",Remind me to talk to your mother about the dress code. I'm sure you're going to be very happy there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20478,"I believe you'll find everything shipshape, Admiral.","Oh do you? Have you any idea, Midshipman Preston, how many times I've had to listen to Mr. Scott on the Comm, telling me his troubles? Have you any idea the ribbing I've had to endure in the officers' mess to the effect that the Enterprise is a flying death trap?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20479,You've been going round-the-clock?,We catch a few hours sleep where we can. Usually here at your bedside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20480,Then you're safer in here.,Safe? Here? They'll kill me here. They're all afraid I'm gonna rat them out. People are already looking to walk away from me. I'm dead in here. You gotta get me out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20481,She's just a kid. There's time for more babies later. After she grows up.,"Dream on, Auggie. She'll be lucky to make it to her nineteenth birthday.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20482,"Hi, baby. I've missed you.","I know. Lenny, if Tran finds you talking to me he'll hurt you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20483,"No reason. Well, it's pretty clear that the front entrance caved in when the bomb went off. So, you know, when the time is up, we'll have to return to the surface using, you know, this back entrance. Which is very nice because it has the service elevator!","Very nice. Unless it caved in, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20484,I thought you hated Chardonnay.,I like all varietals. I just don't generally like the way they manipulate Chardonnay in California. Too much oak and secondary malolactic fermentation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20485,"Are you alright, Wade?","Yeah, sure. Why? I got this damned tooth, I got a few things bugging me, like everybody else. But I'm okay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20486,Help! Help! I'm drowning!,I doubt it. The water is only an inch deep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20487,"I'm delighted the critics are liking it, and I hope the people like it, too. But it's not why I wrote the book.","I like it. Remember how you once said I live my whole life as if I'm in danger of being found out? Well, I believe I've managed to get that guy down on paper. Don't think I'm completely nuts, but in some way, Annie Wilkes, that whole experience, helped me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20488,Did you see an animal of any kind? Did you see a bird?,"No. I saw a guitar. This isn't some rock-n-roller you forgot to pay, is it? There was a drawing on the wall that looked like a bird. In blood.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20489,"Handymen, Earl. We're handymen.","Whatever the hell we are, we should quit and go get ourselves some real employment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20490,Hey look! It's Buzz!,"Yeah, hey Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20491,Ms. Sutton hired you to find the girl. Period.,Then I guess her case is closed. Mine isn't. I want to know why everybody wants Zuzu. Why people are killing and dying for her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20492,You shouldn't be up.,I've been on my back two weeks. I'm sick of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20493,"Now wait a minute. What's so hopeful about your job? Spending the day catching poor people stealing. You said yourself the organised gangs get away with it. At least in the casino everybody gets caught. Rich or poor, the odds are the same. It's all relative.",Crap. It's not relative. It's unfair. Like your casino. It's designed unfair. And your croupier's a little shit because he goes along with it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20494,Rumors? Rumors? Since when is a breach-of-promise case a rumor?,No breach-of-promise case has been filed. The matter has been settled out of court.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20495,"Well, they're gonna be asking a lot of questions. About us. About those bodies. About the gold. Seems like we oughta be prepared is all.",I guess the best strategy's just to tell them the truth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20496,Evolutionary Biologist. I study how life on earth evolved over millions of years.,Way cool. Then you know where the dinosaurs are.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20497,"Well, suppose the Wizard wouldn't get me one when we got there?","Oh, but he will! He must! We've come such a long way already.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20498,I was havin' a drink with my future wife.,You missed Pudge Fisk's homerun to have a drink with a woman you had never met?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20499,"Now you know why Miss Sherwood always shows up for breakfast. It's not love, it's the coffee machine.",It's the one task Dickie can do on his own. Make coffee.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20500,I will be happy if I have you. I love you.,That won't make any difference. We just can't live together. And you had the nerve to drive up with that bimbo Janet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20501,They were all gonna jump me back there. What ever happened to one against one?,"Ain't our way. We go all on one, one on all. Fight one of us, you fight us all. That's the cowboy way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20502,I'm one of his people. The Cubans are his people. And we're going to jail for him.,"Howard, you'll serve no more than two years, then he'll pardon you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20503,How come you never ask me any important questions? Don't you wonder if there's going to be a nuclear war? Or a cure for cancer? What about your family? What about people?,"I'm curious, but I don't want to know. Jeez, I hope you haven't been telling people what's going to happen to them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20504,"I'm telling you, you're going to find him at the roadblock, or right after, or not at all.","If he didn't want to go through the roadblock, is there any other way to get to Vegas?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20505,Yes. I would like to escort Eve.,"Good. Together, the two of you should create quite a stir. I can already hear the gossip.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20506,I'd like to kill that son of a bitch. I hate him.,You ought not to talk that way. You're just a boy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20507,"It's what's in that sphere, isn't it, Harry? Whatever you think is in that thing, you think it's going to kill you.","Curious, isn't it? What's inside? Before I die, I'd sure like to open it and see.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20508,Through blasphemy? You have corrupted the entire choir!,"Hold on. That's not fair. I worked hard with them. They gave up their free time, and they loved it. Those women are happy. And we can get even better. We can wake this place up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20509,I see. And are you in touch with Mrs. Sizemore?,No. But I'm taping her show every day so she can watch it when she comes back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20510,I believe the President made it clear that there would be no firing on ships without his express permission.,"With all due respect, Mr. Secretary, we were not firing on the ship. Firing on a ship means attacking the ship. We were not attacking the ship. We were firing over it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20511,What do you guys sell?,"Druggist supplies. Buster here is gonna get an award. No, he sold seventeen thousand bucks' worth of stuff last month. Fastest boy in the territory.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20512,"He's addressed this letter directly to you, has he?","Yes, sir, he has. The usual, India's salt belongs to India, but then he says flatly that he personally is going to lead a raid tomorrow on the Dharasana Salt Works.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20513,That's when he called me. He told me his story and he pitched me a plan.,These guys are smart. I knew they wouldn't hit a deal unless they knew all the players. I needed a big buyer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20514,This can't be right. This isn't a sorceress. This is some kind of animal.,Queen Bavmorda transformed her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20515,"That was the plan, we meet here.","Then where is everybody? I say the plan became null and void once we found out we got a rat in the house. We ain't got the slightest fucking idea what happened to Mr. Blonde or Mr. Blue. They could both be dead or arrested. They could be sweating them, down at the station house right now. Yeah they don't know the names, but they can sing about this place. I mean, that could be happening right now. As we speak, the cops could be in their cars, driving here this minute.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20516,Please. I won't hang on you. As soon as we get there you can dump me. I don't care. I just want to get out of here.,"Grace, I can't. I can't even get out of here myself. I need a hundred-fifty bucks to get my car back from that crazy mechanic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20517,You gave fifty thousand to that college magazine.,"Fifty's an exaggeration. Anyway, that was a different moment. Things were possible that aren't now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20518,"Security, uh, Norm speaking.","Norman? This is Mr. Eddie Vedder, from Accounting. I just had a power surge here at home that wiped out a file I was working on. Listen, I'm in big trouble, do you know anything about computers?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20519,Why are you doing this? You must have some idea of the pain you're causing people.,Pain? Pain is just a state of mind. It's something you learn to live with. I have.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20520,"The manifold can't handle full impulse in the Patch, Commander.","If we don't outrun them, the manifolds are going to be the only thing left of this ship.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20521,"John, Mr. Powell has got something to tell you.","Well, John, the night before your father died, he told me what he did with that money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20522,"I am in no position to debate this with you, Your Majesty, but can you imagine what a blow it will be to the Emperor if you should now desert his cause? It would mean nothing less than victory for England.","My dear Caulaincourt, you have no idea of how compromised my own position has become since Tilsit. I am blamed by the army for the military disaster at Austerlitz and Friedland, by the nobility for ruining their trade with England, by the merchants who must accept French foods at unprofitable prices, and by the nation for allowing Napoleon to dictate Russian policy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20523,His wife. This guy says she was kidnapped last Wednesday.,The day of our homicides.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20524,What are you doing in Baker? Didn't you get my telegram?,What? Fuck telegrams. I'm in trouble. You worthless bastard. I'll cripple your ass for this! All that shit in the car is yours! You understand that? When I finish testifying out here you'll be disbarred!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20525,"Susie, as always, is free to say anything she thinks. Go on, dear, say exactly what's on your mind, dear.","Those ""dears"" sound like daggers. May I suggest that you stop DARING her to speak?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20526,"Mr. Deeds, does the name of Martin W. Semple mean anything to you?","Not much. He's an uncle of mine, I think. I never saw him, but my mother's name was Semple, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20527,Have you ever been there before?,"No, but I passed by it a couple of times. It's out in the middle of nowhere. It seems like a rowdy place, so there wouldn't be a lot of police. And it's open from dusk till dawn. You said meet you in the morning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20528,"I'm here, Smith, how's the Clark?","I've found a six inch fracture in the outer hull. We should be able to repair it and re-pressurize, it's gonna take some time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20529,"All right now, here's the big question: how do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct?",What I'm getting at is this: the only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. And this data is merely a stream of electrical impulses which stimulate your computing center.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20530,I want to know. I want to know exactly what you did to her!,"Fuck you then, you want to know? I talked her up, told her how beautiful she was, told her she was gonna be a star. I told her I was gonna get her a screen test, and while I'm doing that, I got her a soda and dropped a mickey. When it was dark enough, I rang Dino and told him it was go time, I put her in the trunk of my car and we went and we fucking did it. That's what happened. She's dead. She's been dead a long fucking time. Nobody fucking cares!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20531,"Masry & Vititoe, can I help you?","Hi, Rosalind, this is Erin. Brockovich. From the file room? I was wondering if you could tell Mr. Masry that I'm following up on that real estate thing out of the office.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20532,Got it. Supper - yacht - after the show - I'll tell her. Your yacht?,"The New Caledonia. That's the name of it. The Old Caledonia went down during a wild party off Cape Hatteras. But tell her not to worry. This is going to be a quiet little midnight snack, just the two of us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20533,"Good morning, Gentlemen. Please be seated. I see we're still dressing in the dark, Eugene.","Once again, don't call me Eugene. A recent unknown intruder penetrated, using a superuser acount, giving him access to our whole system.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20534,"As I remember, Thalaron research was banned in the Federation because of its bioqenic properties.","It has the ability to consume organic material at the subatomic level. I can't overestimate the danger of Thalaron radiation, Jean Luc. A microscopic amount could kill every living thing on this ship in a matter of seconds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20535,Mrs. Semple is entitled to one- third of the estate.,"One-third? That's about $7,000,000 isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20536,Eric! Don't talk to Ms. Brovlofski that way!,But mom! I'm not fucking addicted to fucking bad language! I don't have a fucking problem!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20537,"If I had a $100,000 boat, I sure as hell wouldn't leave it anchored alone in the channel.","If you had a $100,000 boat there'd be an investigation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20538,I can't get over what those guys did to her. I just can't.,"They're alive, aren't they? Come on, man! Everyone's making such a fucking fuss, just because she's a nun. Just because she wears a penguin suit, the church puts up 50 G for the guys who dared to rape her. Do you think they'd put up a dime if you got raped? Of course not. Or even for your little sister? The virgin? Like shit they would.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20539,"Okay, sir. I'll discuss this with the broker and I'll get back to you. You're welcome.","I'm closing out this account. If he doesn't pay for it tomorrow, you pay for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20540,You should go back to her.,"What? She threw me out, remember. She wanted some professor to carry her far away from Brooklyn. Only we didn't make it. She can't forgive me that she still lives in the same house she grew up in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20541,"Ah, quit griping. Keeps you in shape doesn't it?",Hey! I was in shape before we started doing this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20542,A dog pissed on me!! I'm gonna sue you for this! You violated my civil rights!,Your civil rights?! You tried to rob me! I could arrest you right now! You're lucky you're walking away from this. Now get outta here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20543,"Look, you wanna hustle pool, don't you? This game isn't like football. Nobody pays you for yardage. When you hustle you keep score real simple. The end of the game you count up your money. That's how you find out who's best. That's the only way.",Why back me then? Why not back yourself? Go find yourself a big fat poker game and get rich. You know all the angles.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20544,"Mr. Spock, what would V'ger need to fulfill itself?","V'ger has begun to understand the true limits of our universe, thereby realizing the existence of other dimensions. To fulfill itself it must evolve to a higher dimension. V'ger believes this can be achieved only by joining with the Creator.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20545,"I think you care more about John Kennedy than your family! All day long the kids are asking, ""Where's Daddy?"" What am I supposed to tell your kids, Jim!","I don't know what to tell them. How 'bout the truth? I'm doing my job to make sure they can grow up in a country where justice won't be an arcane, vanished idea they read about in history books, like the dinosaurs or the lost continent of Atlantis.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20546,"You want three Big Macs, two chocolate shakes, two orders of fries, and an apple pie.","Forget it. I'll take six, no, seven chocolate shakes, an order of fries, a Big Mac, and two apple pies.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20547,"Here, are you always this sarky?","Sarcastic, moi? Maybe I'll mellow when my ship comes in. It's expected any day now. I'm all packed and ready to go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20548,"If I tell you, how do I know you won't just club me and take it back?","You don't. It's a gamble. But, not even in Vegas are you gonna get close to this kind of cash. This is two million, Archie. It's not three houses, it's twelve. It's dreams come true.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20549,"Now that dinner is over, if you'll excuse us, we're very anxious to discuss ways and means of getting back home.",The first thing we want to do is to cable the Foreign Office. All of England is waiting to hear about my brother. There's a cruiser at Shanghai ready to take him back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20550,You gave them a fresh taste of blood!,"They will never be satisfied with anything else, Miss Henried. They want human flesh. I'm prepared to take whatever steps are necessary to see to it they don't get mine! Not while I'm still using it!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20551,Maranzano wants you dead.,Yeah. But he needs me alive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20552,"Hawk, all I need is one ding on the Volvo and presto! There are my balls hanging from the rearview mirror after she gets back from Cincinnati.",And when is she due back from that groinecologist's convention anyway?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20553,I don't believe a thing she just said.,"Me neither. Who was the boy she was talking about, Eugene?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20554,"450? What did you do, just walked in and said I want to be a croupier? Don't you need training?",I had training. In the Republic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20555,She's away to Windsor tomorrow. Talk to her there.,Tell her the Prince of Wales wishes to speak with her urgently about matters concerning the press.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20556,I'm coming with you.,"You do what you have to do, but I've called in M. She's en route from London even now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20557,"Daniel, what do you work on most of the time, fraud? Go after crooked bookkeepers.","Karen, I've been with the Bureau fifteen years, on all kinds of investigations.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20558,"It's remarkable, Doctor. The patients are so subdued, so docile.",They've the satisfaction only a hard day's labor can provide.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20559,Can you get into the office?,I can get into the den. The office is right across the hall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20560,I'm over it. Whenever I try to help anyone it all turns to shit.,"Well, don't give up now, Slick. You've already done so much for me. Hell, why don't you go back in time and save Mrs. Halpern and her baby. Then maybe Lenny wouldn't freak out and ruin my family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20561,"By the way, Jeffrey, this story isn't going to the press and I'm going to ask you to consider all you've heard strictly confidential. Do not discuss this business with anyone but me or other police personnel. Got it?",Got it. Thanks for letting me in on as much as you did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20562,"Yeah, I'm Mister Dudley, the caretaker. What are you doing here?",I'm with Dr. Marrow's group. I'm supposed to check in with Mrs. Dudley up at the house. Is she here?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20563,But it's not your sword anymore. You gave it to Sir Te.,True. But I must borrow it for one last mission. Jade Fox must die at its edge. Did you know what you were hiding when you covered for that girl?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20564,"Mr. Jung, don't you have an agreement or understanding with the United States Government in connection with your testimony in this case?","I'm doing sixty years at Otisville, no chance of parole. Even if they cut my sentence in half I'll be seventy-three years old. That's some fucking deal. I don't know if the parole board, the judge, the pope or Jesus Christ himself can get me out of here. I have a really bad record, I'm not sure what's going to happen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20565,"Detective Williams here. Is that you, Jeffrey?",Yes it's me! Frank is on his way up to Dorothy's apartment. Oh no. Frank has a radio and is hearing everything we say! Detective Williams. Hurry. I'm in the apartment. Hurry. I'm hiding in the back bedroom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20566,"Like you said, maybe somebody's tracking one of your investigations.",Hardware's too sophisticated. It's gotta be the government. And why do I think they're looking for you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20567,You're not using the same guy who tried to fix it?,I'm not using him again for anything. He was worthless. You have bridge here Saturday?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20568,"Relax, Alan. The Army has this all in hand. And Mr. Thaddeus Rains will be very pleased with this news. Nothing like a hanging to motivate the populace to relocate.","It's not my job to relax. I've put men facing out both ways down Main Street, so nobody can ride in shooting. I've got a sharpshooter up on the water tower just in case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20569,You're going to kill him? Kill Morpheus?!,"Trinity, we don't have any other choice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20570,You mean she just ran off with him and left her little boy behind?,"Don't put words in my mouth. What I'm saying is she drove off in Cyrus's car and went to the Five-Spot Lounge with him for a drink. What I'm saying is that he imbibed too much in the way of alcohol and that when they finished their little talk three hours later and got back in the car, he was in no shape to drive. But he drove the car anyway, and before he could get her back to where she lived, the damn fool ran a red light and went straight into a truck. Louisa got thrown through the windshield and was killed. Cyrus lived, but he came out of it a cripple. His left arm was so mangled, the doctors had to cut it off. Small punishment for what he did, if you ask me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20571,When you were his student? Did he come on to you?,"Of course he did. He came on to every attractive student. Which bothers you most, that he exploits suffering or that he came on to me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20572,Tide and current charts. Work backward from the body. Find where the ship sank. Where did you get the boat?,Seized it from a guy smuggling computer chips out of Bangkok. Should have seen his rose garden. Blooms the size of hand grenades.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20573,"You're not going in. That's exactly what he wants. As long as you're on Hypnocyl, it's the only way he can get to you.",Don't you think I know that? I don't have any choice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20574,"This is a printout from the hotel computer for all the messages logged to your room. Here's one at 9:04 pm. It says, From Debi. Please call me at home.",She called to give me my schedule for tomorrow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20575,Tell me about Frank Ligourin.,"Mm? Oh, he was my old man. We broke up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20576,"So you like me, huh?",I like you as much as I can like anyone who thinks I'm an asshole.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20577,"Guys like me, huh. Well, listen, even though I've been celibate lately, I'm not gonna force myself on you. I've never done that in my life.","You wouldn't have time anyway. We come to a roadblock, they'll run the car, find out in five seconds who it belongs to.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20578,I wish you had. I'd rather be deer hunting instead of freezing my ass on that fucking grader.,You ain't the hunter Jack is. And he can't drive the grader worth shit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20579,You? You went by the book?,"Yeah, problem was, I had the only copy. See ya.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20580,You will give us the names?,"If I didn't give them to you in a concentration camp where you had more ""persuasive methods"" at your disposal, I certainly won't give them to you now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20581,"How would you approach him? Hello, Mr. MacDougal, I'm Gin. Would you steal a painting with me?",I'd need an introduction. From someone he trusts. Someone who owes us a favor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20582,I think I already have. But now she won't even talk to me.,"Then go find her, Donnie. Don't let her get away. She was right about the rabbits. Go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20583,David. There's a call for you. It's your wife.,Great. Classic timing. Why don't you ask her just to leave a date for the divorce? I'll check my diary later.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20584,Was I wrong to cast Loretta?,Bad decisions are easy to live with. Forget. Just keep looking forward.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20585,"Like what? I got a little power, sure. A touch of the shining, a little of the sight. But no more than you do. We're not witches. I can't wiggle my nose or say a magic word and make him go away. Besides, maybe they deserve it. Maybe we all do.",I don't. Patrick doesn't. And his brother and sister don't. And they're in the house with him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20586,"You planning on being a bachelor your whole life, Jesse James?",Not if I find the right girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20587,He was about to un-stick me! I paid you to help me get closure.,You paid me for a lot of reasons. Closure wasn't one of them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20588,The material world is an illusion. It doesn't matter if they're there or not. The world is in my head.,"But your body is in the world, isn't it? If someone offered you a place to stay, you wouldn't necessarily refuse, would you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20589,You want me to pick up a painting?,"Quite a good one. A Monet. Not major, but it is Giverney.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20590,"You're trying to tell me how you fucked up without sounding stupid, and that's hard to do. Let's just get to where you're at, okay? You blew the two hundred grand the limo guys gave you in Vegas on a basketball game and you haven't told 'em about it. Why not?",Because they're not the type of guys would take it with any degree of understanding or restraint. The first thing they'd do is break my legs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20591,"C'mon, start at the beginning. You know these people?","Tamina was a friend of mine. My shower was broken, she let me use theirs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20592,But you must! I can't do it alone. I'm not at all like my father. I'd never make it.,"I already know you think you're worthless. I recommend you learn to think of yourself in a better light, for what you believe you are is what you become. I haven't been involved in anything like this for many years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20593,Why do you feel that Truman's never come close to discovering the true nature of his world?,"We accept the reality of the world with which we're presented. As the show expanded, naturally we were forced to manufacture ways to keep Truman in Seahaven, demonstrating that every venture is accompanied by a risk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20594,"You've reported that you felt strong thought emotions. A group of minds from a space vessel? Could you make out any plan, anything to do with Earth?","Negative, Captain. I could sense only what seemed an almost omniscient pattern of perfect logic. I can explain nothing more; I understand nothing more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20595,Will you wait until the chump is played?,Hell yes. We don't care about the mark. He deserves what he gets.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20596,I think I should come with you.,We haven't got time. You have to meet with museum security so we can make a decision about tonight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20597,He's already gotta be a part of Sid's life. What do you know about this Derek?,Solid alibis. He was with Sidney when she was attacked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20598,"Is this some kind of sick stunt? Let me guess. You want money, right?","A small loan would be welcome. More urgently, I need access to a telephone and an address where things can be sent to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20599,"Well, if it's more than a whim, then you'll have to prove that to him. You'll have to show him with your passion and commitment that it's what you really want to do. If that doesn't work, at least by then you'll be eighteen and able to do what you want.",Eighteen! That's two years! What about the play? The performance is tomorrow night!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20600,I've got the hang of the driving. Found this place all right.,"Stick with me, kid. Looks big when you get here but you can cover it in five minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20601,"Well, uh, Alvy, you wanted to break up just as much as I do.","There's no question in my mind. I think we're doing the mature thing, without any doubt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20602,You've broken its leg!,We've got to transport it seven thousand miles. Would you prefer it bit off the leg of a crew member?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20603,"Goodness, Mr. Webster, I've done nothing but talk about that all through dinner.","Yes, you've chatted a lot, woman-like nibbling around the edge. But, Mary, forgive an old lawyer's legal mind, I don't think you ever once came to the point. And there is a point, isn't there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20604,How long did you live here with your wife?,Five years. My son was born here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20605,I hear these stories. Your husband in jail. His business in chaos. Various people fighting over the scraps.,"My husband is the victim of an informer in your organization, not ours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20606,This is fifty bucks. I need seventy-five before they check the books tomorrow.,You'll have it in the morning. Now be a sport and lemme have twenty bucks to put in my pocket.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20607,"And therefore, because Oswald pulled the trigger, the intelligence community murdered their own commander in chief. That's what you're saying!","I'll go you one better! Maybe Oswald didn't even pull the trigger, Bill. The nitrate test indicates he didn't even fire a rifle on November 22nd. And on top of that, they didn't even bother to check if the rifle had been fired that day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20608,Do you often model for Glaucus?,Heavens no! I don't have the time. But I like to keep in practice and poor Glaucus occasionally needs his memory refreshed as to the contours of the female form. Do you disapprove?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20609,"Kate, is something the matter?",Larry brought me flowers last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20610,All I'm asking is you test it beforehand!,"If it won't work, it's beyond my power to fix it. But if it does, there's no telling how long it will hold up. It's a jury rig, at best, and we'll need every second of use we can get out of it. That's why I don't want to put any extra strain on the connections by running unnecessary tests.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20611,What's the question nobody's asking? Why that building? Why not the Federal Building?,The Federal Building was too well guarded.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20612,Tell me about it. I can't imagine doing all this and Donovan's internship next year.,"Elle, c'mon, there's no way you'll get the grades to qualify for one of those spots. You're not smart enough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20613,Bullshit a little. You lied to me.,I didn't say I didn't. You assumed I didn't.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20614,"Yeah, what about it? Cut the horsing around. We know he's the stoolie and we know what the pay-off is. Let's get on with it.",Let's get on with what? What is this anyway? A Kangaroo Court? Why don't you get a rope and do it right?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20615,It is my home.,"Oh, tract housing, huh? I guess I shouldn't complain about my duplex in Burbank. What a dump. Some places have a Murphy bed, this place has a Murphy shower. I still don't know where to hang the towels!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20616,I took a loan on my car and my computer.,You whaaaaaat? You paid it? You gave a bondsman ten percent?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20617,That's on the second floor. Could you climb out your window if we were downstairs to catch you?,They nailed the windows. I can't get'm open.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20618,"And absolutely determined to be faithful to my husband. Do we have that in common, Captain?","It's a matter of definition. Faithful in spirit, yes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20619,I want to go home.,"Okay, okay. I'll just call your mom and have her come pick you up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20620,Maybe Glen already picked up the disks.,I took the call from Glen personally. They're still in Smith's house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20621,"Yes, we'd like to get moving.",Why don't you go on. We'll meet you at the Clearance Desk in a few minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20622,"No, I've got that, all right. But my money. All I have here is four dollars. I've got to get to New York with it.",You can wire home for some money when we get to Jacksonville.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20623,"What do you mean ""brought it bowling""? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not gonna take your fucking turn, dude.","Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20624,"This unexpected visit notwithstanding, how are things with John?","Fine, I guess. Except right now I'm going through this where I don't want him to touch me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20625,I don't want to be rich. It's just a trap!,Being rich is not a trap. That is a dirty lie perpetuated by rich people to keep the failures from killing them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20626,"Sandy, you have to chill out, at least two-thirds of the kids in our class are still virgins. He can't butcher all of us.",There will be a lot fewer by tomorrow night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20627,Do you think if I went with you this Wizard would give me some brains?,"I couldn't say. But even if he didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20628,So your mother grew up in Shanghai?,Until she was twelve. She moved here in 'forty-nine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20629,She's a trend setter. It's her profession!,She's a drag. A well-known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20630,He never asked me for nothin'.,"He must have wanted somethin', Ruby. A man don't waste time on a girl unless he gets something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20631,I used to buy you stuff. On your birthday . When we were seeing each other.,"Yeah, like what? Quilted coat hangers, that your mother picked out? Lottery tickets? A travel iron?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20632,How the hell did you get here anyway?,Flew. Told my wife I was going to a Promise Keepers convention.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20633,"Bollocks, I'm sorry. I had no idea this would be so difficult.",Relax. Take a breath and just say it. It's no big deal. I promise.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20634,"You sure are hung up on people bein' sweet. Speakin' of which, where's your girlfriend? I thought he was comin' by here for something.","He'll be here in a little while, he's takin' me to get an ice cream.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20635,Yeah? What were some of your movies?,"This and that. The only ones you maybe have heard of are the ""Frankenstein"" pictures.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20636,"Jesus, Ed, from time immemorial it's been standard booking procedure to ask an alias. You know that. There's no constitutional requirement that says a lawyer has to be present for routine questions.","I call'em as I see'em, Jim. I'm ruling it inadmissible.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20637,You know what they make this stuff out of?,"Yes, I know what they make it out of, so what? It's food now. You're eating it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20638,Since when do sprawl doctors know more about nerve rehab than the Japanese?,Since Armitage sold them a program on it. Put them years ahead of the competition.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20639,You're the one wanted to kill Iraqis so bad.,"I've got a new agenda now, it's get rich. The only way the Iraqis figure into that is not at all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20640,I live in an abandoned fox den 'neath the roots of a thousand-year-old oak. My bed is pine boughs and rabbit skins. There's no need of weaponry to keep the maids away.,"I'm partial to oaks, as are all faerie folk. Mayn't I come visit sometime?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20641,Was the trip okay?,"Mmm. I made good time. Pilgrim's in the back. I found a new stable, but they can't take him until tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20642,You were attracted to me?,"Goddamnit, Josie! Drop the act. Do you have any idea what I went through every night because of you?! I was attracted to a 17 year old! When I wasn't taking cold showers, I was trying to figure out what the hell I was going to do when I couldn't teach anymore! I thought I was the one being unethical.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20643,How you and Ma doing? Haven't seen you in town for a while.,We're alright. Your Ma's sleeping. You want me to get her?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20644,"If your neighbors didn't mind, how'd you get put out of business?","Woman drivin' down the street spotted me with on a roof with my rifle. She called the police and they came over and arrested me. Thought I was a sniper! Boys at the VFW loved that one. Cops didn't understand about the pigeons, the damage they do to personal property. I used to complain to the city but they never lifted a finger. I was gonna put out poison, but I was afraid somebody's cat would eat it. Hell, I had six cats myself. So I used the .22 because it didn't make much noise and the ammo was cheap.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20645,Can we get a doctor at that ranch?,"No, Ma'am, we can't. We can get a roof and a fire and maybe Mrs. Wyatt knows something about taking care of sick people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20646,"Do you have any evidence against him, Jim? Clay Shaw's done so much for the city with all that restoration in the Quarter. He's well connected, all his friends, the money, people. Be careful, Jim.","It'll be off the record, honey. I'll bring him in on a Sunday. A quiet little chat between gentlemen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20647,"Alright, Ray, you've got a deal. Pick your man and get going.","I'll take the little choirboy, if you don't mind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20648,It says Jade Fox is hiding at Yu's. On the night of the theft there was a brawl near Yu's. Were you involved?,"It was Bo, Sir Te's man. I hear he followed the thief to the Yus'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20649,Major Burns is far from satisfied.,"That don't surprise me. If you're a good observer, you must have observed by now that Frank Burns is a jerk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20650,Never underestimate a man who cheats on his taxes. His file says he is an avid jogger.,You've got to be kidding me ! His lazy ass couldn't win the Special Olympics.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20651,I have work to do at the plant.,I'll get my purse.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20652,"Trying to have a relationship with you, Max, is like standing in a fog bank. You know you're in the middle of something only you have absolutely no idea where you are.","And when the fog lifted, there's Darren with his head under Justine's skirt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20653,"John, what if she kidnaps him.","Look, Ted, I don't honestly think she would go to the trouble of suing you for custody of the child if she was planning on kidnapping him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20654,"I was going to tell you. But then we were getting along so well, I didn't want to mess it up.","You could've broke it to me gently, you know. At least started by telling me you had a boyfriend. I told you I have a girlfriend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20655,"Boat has two batteries. Lose one you run off the other til morning. Carl musta lost both, so Miyamoto there gave him one a his.","Course, if Carl lost both batteries, dead in the water, his radio wouldn't work. So how would he signal for help?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20656,How do you get your hair to look like that?,"Eber's Deep Conditioner every two days. And I never, ever use a blowdryer without the diffuser attachment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20657,Flip was a hero in Vietnam.,Sure was. Pounded the V.C. for this Greek cat named Ari Onasis.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20658,"Good, have 'em down at Stenner's old Pool Hall before 3:00. We're gonna run through the route tonight.","Okay, Twist, but you know if this blows up, I can't do ya no good downtown. Gondorff is Federal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20659,I think we should get something straight here. I was assigned to this office by the city.,"Look, I knew your father, he had a helluva reputation on this job. But that don't mean you get any slack. Swayzak sends you down here, okay, I gotta eat you, that's the rules and I got nothing to say about that. But Swayzak or no, you live with me. Step out of line, and I don't care who knows you, I'll swing the hammer. You think you're the first?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20660,Then it is time two of us did. You are very young. I was once young. I can help.,"Help? I've seen others ""help"". Somehow a head always ended up on the counter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20661,You're doing what you can. Why's all this money stashed?,To hide it from the I.R.S.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20662,"Yeah, yeah, art and politics, yeah, yeah, I heard all about that.","In a dictatorship, art belongs to the Party. If you want to be a conductor, you have to have an orchestra. And you can only get an orchestra if you have contact with the power. All over the world you need the right contacts and you have to make the right compromises.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20663,"When we get the link back, and I send this in, I.C.C.'ll throw a fit.","Ah, don't worry about I.C.C. They're the least of your problems right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20664,"Maybe I'm missing the obvious, but why aren't we leaving town? Any place has to be safer for us than Chicago.","It doesn't matter where we go. Between Zammito and the FBI, they'll find us. We have to end this here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20665,"You see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can come and borrow money. What does that get us? A discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class. And all because a few starry-eyed dreamers like Peter Bailey stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas. Now, I say...","Just a minute. just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no business man. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anybody else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was, why, in the twenty-five years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter. And what's wrong with that? Here, you're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? What'd you say just a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait! Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken-down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about, they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20666,"Not down here. I'll start trusting you when I feel there the time is right. It's not personal, it's just survival.","I've been working with you for four years, don't you think that's worthy of at least one turn at the controls?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20667,"Do you have any friends, man?","Yeah, I suppose. Call 'em that, yeah. Down the boozer Saturday night. Meet some of the lads.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20668,"What can I tell you? Computers never lie, kid. Your mom will be arrested at work, she'll be handcuffed, and later, strip searched.",You lay a finger on her and I'll kill you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20669,It's too late for plans.,Never thought I'd hear Ray Gibson say that. Hell with you then. You'd only slow me down anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20670,"Oh my God, Jake, no. If it is someone, they'll go away. Or call the police. Don't go out there.",What are you afraid of? I'm the one's got the gun. Stay here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20671,"If you're here to fire me, your timing's lousy.","I'm not gonna fire you. I wanted to. But then you got sick, and that woulda made me look like a shit. You embarrassed me, Erin.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20672,"And you know why? Because the company knows they can starve us out, even if it takes another two, three months. What's it to them if the mine's shut down a little longer?",It's a lot to them. They'd do anything to open that mine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20673,"Well, that's what I knew then. Or who I knew, I should say. You see, I was trying to court Miss Angstrom. I went to the meeting to impress her.",Are you asking this committee to believe that you attended a meeting of a communist party front organization in order to impress a girl?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20674,"I'm sorry, sir, we do have to charge you the four dollars.",I just pulled in here. I just fucking pulled in here!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20675,How'd you know Albert?,Went to school with him. He was leader of our gang. He'll know what's going on in this town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20676,"Wyoming? Not Cody, by any chance?","No. Laramie. Except I was born in Cody. How did you know that? Oh, right, sure, I forgot: you know everything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20677,"Oh for Pete's sake, It's only a joke.","Well, it may be a joke, but it's his nose. He can't help having a horrible great nose, it's the only one he's got. And his poor little head's trembling under the weight of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20678,I have to think about my future. And what people expect from me.,So you're breaking up with me because you're afraid your family won't like me? Everybody likes me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20679,That's their position? You've certainly got them surrounded. I suppose they've neutralized all communications here.,Not all. Radio is out. But our field phones are okay so far.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20680,"Clearly, you have learned nothing. And you present an ongoing threat, both to this convent and to yourself.","But you can't kick me out! Guys want to kill me! You're a nun! A big nun! Aren't you supposed to have compassion? For the wayward sheep? I mean, I'm a major sinner! All-time great! Hall of Fame! Aren't I, like, your dream come true? Your Olympic event?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20681,"Come on, gimme some more details. How'd it happen? Some fuckin' drunk kill her?","No. It was a rainy night, the brakes on the car weren't great. She had to stop suddenly. She slid on the road, she crashed, she died.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20682,I haven't broken any laws.,"Oh, but you have, Ma'am. You lied to us, that could be obstruction of justice. A man's been killed in part 'cause of your silence, I could make out a charge of reckless endangerment and I'm sure PETA would be annoyed at how you treat your cows.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20683,We still have you and I.,"I know. And that's great. But it would be great in a better way, not a better way but a different way, if I could find him and bring him back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20684,"Toby! Toby Tucker, leave him alone!","You stay away, Jenny. I aim to mess him up, and that ain't a thing for a woman to see.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20685,Maybe I oughta talk to this Ray Bones character myself. See if he wants to invest in my movie.,"Don't waste your time, Harry. The guy's not much of a movie fan. Now c'mon, gimme the key.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20686,I think we're in trouble.,"If I may say so, Sir, I noticed earlier that the entire main para-light system seems to be damaged.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20687,Because a steel door and deadbolt were there when they were killed.,You mean Jacobi put it in between when this film was made and when he was murdered?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20688,"What do you think I'm doing? Look. Whether you believe it or not, Krueger is back. He's after the baby and if I don't try to do something about it, who will??","All I know is that you are not doing yourself or the baby any good by acting like a crazy woman. Why don't you take off, leave Springwood and cool out somewhere for a while?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20689,I think Sheila's more interested in dissecting bodies than just admiring them.,Give her time. Beauty is skin deep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20690,Yes it's me!!! Frank is on his way up to Dorothy's apartment. Oh no. Frank has a radio and is hearing everything we say!! Detective Williams. Hurry. I'm in the apartment. Hurry. I'm hiding in the back bedroom.,We're ten minutes away and moving as fast as we can.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20691,Go where? Hello? Is anyone going to tell me what we're doing here?,We're here to find Zephram Cochrane. He may be injured or dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20692,"Sarah, I'm going to Kentucky to play pool, with a guy by the name of Findley. Now, I need the action and I need the money. I told you I'd be back.","If you were going to come back you wouldn't have taken me out tonight. You wouldn't have bought this dress. You're hustling me, Eddie. You've never stopped hustling me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20693,To hunt a species to extinction is not logical.,"Whoever said the human race was logical? Now if you'll follow me, I'll introduce you to the Institute's pride and joy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20694,"I do care. But I'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons, not someone else's.","I wish I had that luxury. I'm the only sophomore that got asked to the prom and I can't go, because you won't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20695,"Precisely. And then it came to me. My greatest ever plan. I made a deal with some minor league Bad Boys. Arms Dealers, Renegades Generals, you know the type. With you gone, we'll make a fortune rearming the world.",You'd risk worldwide nuclear war for your own personal financial gains.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20696,"Nicole Labetzki. Victim seven. Forensics found dog hair in her car, but they had a K-9 unit at the scene and never had it checked.",The Phoenix office tested that hair thirty minutes ago. And we got the match.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20697,"I don't know, I think I passed out or something. I don't remember.","Passed out? Can't hang, huh? Boy, I knew you was a lightweight. Passed out on one funky ass blunt. They don't make 'em like they used to, baby.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20698,"Listen you stupid fuck, I want my car.","Listen to me you sorry sonufabitch. You owe me money, and this car ain't going nowheres until I get it. And if you take another five hours I'll find another fifty dollars worth of work to do on it. Is that clear? Now get out of here 'fore I call the Sheriff, who knows me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20699,"We're a breath away from losing this war. In the North, Washington is reeling from Valley Forge, running and hiding from Clinton and twelve thousand Redcoats. Here in the South, Cornwallis has broken our back. He captured over five thousand of our troops when he took Charleston and today he destroyed the only army that stood between him and New York.","So now Cornwallis will head north, link up with Clinton and finish off Washington.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20700,"Yes, sir. General, can I ask a question?","Certainly, Major Mandrake. You're a good officer, and you can ask me a question any time you want to.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20701,He tried to kill us.,We've got the tape to prove it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20702,"For god's sake, woman, I'm just trying to keep you safe!",I will not hear any more about my safety! You made me a promise and now you have broken it!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20703,"So what do we do? Do we ignore it and finish loading the explosives into the boat, or do we flush it out now?","Now. If we can get it into the boat, we won't have to blow it up. We can just eject it into space.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20704,"Very well. Carpenter, is there a convenient time to talk vis-a-vis relationship?","Actually, sir, we're ahead of schedule. We have thirty-six seconds available right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20705,I don't care. I hate it. I want pizza.,"Not on your life. That's it. I've had it with crap around this house. From now on, no more pizza! Get it? Starting right now you can eat real food like a normal human being!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20706,I'm beginning to have my doubts. It couldn't be that they're in love?,Could be. They're the kind of people who are capable of anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20707,We've got to get the nanobot.,It's too late. Argon injected it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20708,You liked Sister Paul?,She was kind to me. She told me I was beautiful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20709,A weirdo making S+M films? Who'd have thought it?,"His stuff comes out of New York. Bondage and fetish videos, Gothic Hardcore. Definitely not for the squeamish.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20710,"Yeah, I made some money down there, then I talked my way into another college and I did it. I wasn't magna cum laude but I did okay. You should've seen me in my cap and gown.",Why the fuck didn't you invite me? I would've come.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20711,We're already getting complaints about frivolous search.,"This is a murder investigation. The public should be happy to co-operate, to get this disease off the streets.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20712,"If I had any idea what to charge you with or how to prove it, I'd arrest you right here.","Me? I was a minor missionary, a heretic really. But where else could a red-blooded American boy lie, cheat, steal and kill with the sanction and blessings of the All-Highs? Besides, now I'm trying to pay my penance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20713,I remember him. Got in a car crash or somethin'.,"We were celebrating right after the draft, going from bar to bar. I was drivin'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20714,"Not this one. Not unless her HMO covers plastic surgery, which, incidentally, she does not need.",Everyone needs plastic surgery. You need it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20715,And you are a son who doesn't love his mother!,And you're a big liar! I've got your ring here!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20716,Twelve years in prison?,"The judge had a thing about sex offenders. Later I heard his daughter had been raped. If I hadn't had a good lawyer, it would have been twenty- five to thirty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20717,"A million dollars is a lot a damn money! And there they are, they got my daughter!","Yeah, but think this thing through here, Wade. Ya give 'em what they want, why won't they let her go? You gotta listen to me on this one, Wade.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20718,Does know? Or does report? What would happen if I knew something like that and didn't report it?,We'd know. There are no secrets in this casino. You'd be punished.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20719,Have her come up.,"The down drafts would wipe her out. It's the only chopper. If it goes, you got no ride out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20720,"No, that's my other brother, Freddie. My other brother Freddie, he's been married four years already. He lives down on Webb Avenue. The one who got married Sunday, that was my little brother, Nickie.","I thought he was a big, tall, fat fellow. Didn't I meet him here one time? Big, tall, fat fellow, he tried to sell me life insurance?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20721,Are you sure it's not the tape?,"I don't think so. It's on all the cameras, and check this out. The thermal readings inside the house dropped ten degrees when the image was recorded.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20722,So you hid the truth. Deliberately.,We were afraid. Silence seemed better. To come forward seemed like a mistake.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20723,You crashed my file?,"No. I consulted it. We're going into Indian Country, I wanna know what kind of individual is covering my ass. Don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20724,"Any signs of biological contamination, excessive radiation, anything like that?","Not on the landscape. We're trying to get a tube under the faceplate for a reading on possible deadly lifeforms, but it's hard going.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20725,"Good. And one more thing. I think your ""Written, Directed, and Starring Ed Wood"" credit is a bad idea.","Why? I did all those things! Hell, I even built the props.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20726,"Vacation? Christ, Charlie, it's a Monday night. You said so yourself.","It wasn't half full out there tonight, Frankie. I got six waiters standing in back listening to baseball. I gotta move the liquor. To move the liquor, I gotta fill the tables. It's a matter of economics. Me, I love you. I love both you guys, you know that. You're class. But people today. They don't know class if it walks up and grabs 'em by the balls.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20727,Then our first target will be the initial landing place outside Los Angeles.,"I'll request the scientists from Pacific-Tech to monitor the drop. We'll clear the area all around. After that we'll hit them all over the world. I'll have long-range bombers alerted, loaded and standing by.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20728,Half the German Army's on our tail and you want me to go to Berlin? Into the lion's den?,Yes! The only thing that matters is the Grail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20729,Johnny Dancer. You've been in my office ten times. How come you never asked me about that picture before?,"Was waiting till I knew you better. Johnny Dancer, huh? Sounds like a racehorse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20730,Young? She arrived here in 1888. She was 20 at the time. She was on her way to join her betrothed when her carriers lost their way in the mountains. The whole party would have perished but for meeting some of our people.,Amazing! She still doesn't look over 20. When is she likely to grow old in appearance?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20731,"Yes, I see. When I had trouble getting out of Lille, why didn't you leave me there? And when I was sick in Marseilles and held you up for two weeks and you were in danger every minute of the time, why didn't you leave me then?","I meant to, but something always held me up. I love you very much, Ilsa.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20732,"Right now, your presence is creating more of a threat. I don't think you have any concept of what we do here and how meticulous our preparations must be. We are about to send twelve people through 140 million miles of blackness to rendezvous with an object the size of a house and the color of coal. So it's rather critical to point them in the right direction. And we certainly don't need you looking over our shoulders. Besides, I don't believe there is any evidence that the killer is amongst us. I don't see too many other dead bodies littering the place.","No, but since there aren't too many live ones tonight either, you won't mind us conducting one further sweep. If he does not work here, then there should be no other trace of him. I think you'd better get some people out of bed, Detective. In the meantime we can re-check his favorite haunt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20733,Are you kidding? I've been in and out of prison my entire life. Mostly in. I'm hardcore.,"Then you won't have no problem making the adjustment. You need anything, help of any kind, give me a holler. My name's Jangle Leg.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20734,Drove into Superior? What for?,Didn't have a choice. My car overheated up the road.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20735,Break your encryption? Hack your e- mail? Employee databases? Somebody on the inside?,"We don't know. And that's the point. Maybe there's a mole. Whatever, it's a disaster. And it's a Joint Interagency Task Force. I have DEA, ATF, U.S. Customs components in on it. So the penetration could be from any one agency. What we do know is I have to suspend operations right now from undercover work through interdictions because I have to assume our Operational Security is blown.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20736,Ever since I found that thing I've been like a prisoner in a terrible nightmare. You have no idea how awful it is to be mean all the time.,Your nightmares are over. I'm taking this back to Argo City where it won't be misused. You could come too. It might be safer for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20737,That sounds charming. Did you meet any interesting people today?,Yesterday. They're back. Haven't seen them for a few months. I have to be careful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20738,"It's possible they were looking for evidence of an illegal Howard Hughes donation to the Democrats, so the Democrats couldn't make an issue of your Hughes money.",Contributions! It was a legal contribution. Who the hell authorized this? Colson?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20739,Chemco's been developing nerve gas?,Chemco makes many things senator! We were under government contract!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20740,"This is the Starship Enterprise, Captain James Kirk commanding.",This is KRONOS One. I am Chancellor Gorkon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20741,You are an academic.,Former academic. Now I actually make things. I don't just talk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20742,We're making a big investment in Cuba. That's my only concern.,My concern is that the three million never arrived at Batista's numbered account in Switzerland. He thinks it's because you have second thoughts about his ability to stop the rebels.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20743,You're not trying to run away?,"Just to be sure, you can take my pack.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20744,"I thought you wanted an ""uncomplicated"" boy?",I'm ready for a complicated man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20745,Will you please be quiet! We must have order here. This has to be some sort of mistake.,"Mistake? We're all alone here. They waited until everyone was on shift-leave to do this. Reliant is supposed to be at our disposal, not vice-versa.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20746,Quite a bit more rain than usual this year. I hope it doesn't spoil the rhubarb.,I've already got some in. I was thinking of making a pie for dinner tonight. How would you like that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20747,"We've got a crew of three hundred turning their own quarters inside out, but the killers may be among them. Surely they've disposed of these boots by now. Wouldn't it have been logical to leave them on Gorkon's ship?",Even logic must give way to physics. Gravity hadn't been restored by the time they escaped. Without their boots they would not have stayed on the Klingon transporter pads.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20748,"Listen, Dave, why don't we order some room service, have a bite, relax. I'll stay as long as you want.","I don't know who to trust anymore. Yeah, sure I could use a pot of hot coffee and a few packs of Camels. You got anything new in the investigation?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20749,How do you really know there's gold in Fort Knox? Just because they say so? We should go to Tennessee and demand to see it.,You go. Send me a postcard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20750,Yeah. It's time to beat the drum. You better wait here. He don't trust the white man.,"Alright. Shit's comin' down. He's callin' council fire. All the old chiefs and the warriors, too. I gotta be at Grandpa's place in two hours. We need to get the tribe together. We need to block this thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20751,Vada? Would you like us to get you another goldfish?,"No! He's fine. Fish are very resilient animals, you know. Don't worry, I won't get another fish.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20752,"Because I can't bear to watch. When they lose, I die inside. It's like some little person named Steve just crumples up and dies. I wait for the scores. I still die, hearing the scores, but it's over in a second. I can't survive the game pitch by pitch, inning by inning. I've done it too many times. And I can't do it anymore.",I was six years old the day Pesky hesitated throwing home and Slaughter scored all the way from first. That's when I knew the Red Sox were my team. Pity and terror.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20753,I thought you'd given up that sort of friend.,This is the first time I've seen him in years. I didn't want him to think I was high-hatting him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20754,I could take you downtown.,"You could. It'd be a waste of your time, though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20755,When'll the skiff be ready?,"And the times that are gone by. I'll have her ready inside of a week, and then we'll go fishin'. How's your Maw?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20756,Have you talked to Eric?,"I have not, but I very much want to. What do you know about the trouble in Devil's Cauldron?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20757,"I'd quit the Army for you, if it came to that.",Man's gonna retire in two years and he offer to quit. Big goddamn deal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20758,"Frankly, dear, we wondered what you intend to do with our baby?","What I what? Well, I've thought about it. I plan to keep him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20759,I know. Still thinking about retiring?,Eh. If I ever get out from under. Maybe take May to France or somethin'.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20760,Donna's gonna be angry about her cat.,Shit. She's on every drug know to man. She'd have sold that thing for a dime bag. Screw her. But I do kinda feel like an asshole.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20761,"Uh, we didn't score yet.","Sorry to hear that. Me, I took a beating.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20762,A tape from the surveillance camera at the First National Bank. It was robbed this morning.,"Really? I want to make sure that I understand what you're telling me, Greley. A crime was committed in New York City? That is news.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20763,"Bob, is there any way we can avoid stopping a submarine first?","I'm afraid not, Mr. President. The sub has positioned itself between the Pierce and the Soviet ships. Admiral Anderson insists it's too much of a risk to proceed with stopping the freighters. The Pierce would be a sitting duck for the sub.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20764,"Let's go. I'm not paying for a room, and if we don't leave now we'll never make it.",Leave? The honey-baby's bringing us some cocktails.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20765,"Tell me somethin'. Is this my vacation or isn't it? I mean, God, you're as bad as Darryl.",I just haven't seen you like this in a while. I'm used to seeing you more sedate.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20766,It's just a city park.,"You'd be surprised how many kinds of birds you'll see here. Last week I saw a purple martin. And the week before that, I saw a solitary vireo. That's rare.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20767,"Your daughters need more than some vapors, they need you!","They'll have me. Teach them. Don't let them become like these ignorant heaps of citizens without history, without philosophy, without meaning. Teach them of the Greeks, the Babylonians, the Hebrews, the Numidians, the Egyptians and the great Romans. Teach them who we are!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20768,Do you have any weapons?,The best. But we won't need them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20769,"Actually it's a nightmare. I've been desperate for a shag, but watching him suffer was just too much fun. You should try it with Tommy.","What, and deny myself the only pleasure I get from him? Did I tell you about my birthday?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20770,"I'm sure he's alright, Bea. They'll find him somewhere.",It's over a month. The police say it happens all the time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20771,Can we stealth these guys?,"Doubtful. With all that coke, they'll be ready. Which brings me to sunny spot number two. Even if one of us gets through and jacks the boat, we get nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20772,"You mean, am I gonna help you kill them cowboys?","I can't spot 'em myself, but you could. That red-haired one, you could spot a half-mile off, I bet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20773,Um. There are rumours that my Lord Chelmsford intends to make Durnford Second in Command.,"Well, that's typical of Her Majesty's army. Appoint an engineer to do a soldier's work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20774,"What do you mean, no identity? My name's George Bailey.","There is no George Bailey. You have no papers, no cards, no driver's license, no 4-F card, no insurance policy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20775,"If I may, Your Majesty, I would like to offer a dissenting opinion.","General Kutusov, feel free to say whatever you like.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20776,The Chinese would see such a pact as an open declaration of war.,"Tibet, at war? No. China is close, America is far away. After countless people die, China would still, always, be close. We will work with what we have.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20777,"I got a kid, you know. I'm a person, for Chrissake.","Well, for your child's sake, show some decency then, rise above your sleazy instincts. You may have already killed him!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20778,It's kind of late.,It got lonely upstairs. There's someone on the roof.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20779,I ain't ever talked to a movie star before.,I ain't no movie star. I'm just in high school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20780,She's got no training for this kind of thing.,Go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20781,"Maybe we should just call it a day, Lou. Go home. While we're still a little behind. We got two people killed, maybe more we never thought about.","You never got anyone killed, boss. Their actions killed them years before. If we stopped now, it'd be even more wrong.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20782,Get off my stage! You're fired!,I got a contract! I'm gonna take you to the Department of Labor!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20783,He wants to put a half million on Syphon.,"I can't lay that off in time. We lose a bet that big, it could break us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20784,"Rachel, this is a man's life, we hold it in our hands.","I know. God help me, I know that, Eli. But I tell you that if he's found here, the people who did this to him will come for Samuel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20785,I'll find something that won't kill them.,Or wound. Let them keep their eyes and fingers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20786,"Like I've told you before, I don't want you taking care of me.","Someone has to take care of you right now, Michael. You tore up the apartment. You stopped taking your medications.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20787,I'm in to the directory but they've codified the stockpile numerically.,Of course it's codified! Each number probably corresponds to a compound. Have them pull every compound from the lab and compare it to the codes till you figure it out That's what you're here for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20788,You've never believed a word I told you about Mr. August.,"Look, Mary, now that I know you better, I think I can be more frank with you. I don't believe you. I still can't understand the reason for such a wild tale. It's like some of Jacqueline's stories.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20789,"I don't think Dr. Goebbels sent me a telegram. I was simply told. In a letter, I believe. I don't remember exactly.","Goebbels and Goering were sure heaping honours on you. One makes you a Privy Councillor, the other makes you Vice-President of the Chamber of Music, and you weren't even a member of the Party. How do you explain that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20790,You'll meet a rich man and he will give you money.,You and your cards. Meet a rich man! I look for them with money. What rich man hasn't money. And for what was I born if it wasn't for money? You're not telling me anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20791,I'm cutting across to Bundy to Brentwood. That bank is our best bet. If anybody shows up I could follow them.,Jack will negotiate with them. He'll identify the right key and give them the information they need to gain access and they'll let Rachel go.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20792,I've got hunch. I'm going down to look at Wynant's shop. I want to find out why it's closed.,Why shouldn't be close it? He went away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20793,I can't take you to a hospital.,"Fuck jail! I don't give a shit about jail. But I can't die. You don't have to take me in. Just drive me up to the front, drop me on the sidewalk. I'll take care of myself. I won't tell them anything. I swear to fucking god, I won't tell 'em anything. Look in my eyes, look right in my eyes. I-won't-tell-them-anything. You'll be safe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20794,"But sir, most of the people we are putting into the ""Park"" are accountants that embezzle or investment bankers. They are not known for their physical or intellectual prowess.","I don't believe Ol' Bruce is having as much fun with this as he once did. He still insists on the ""guests"" being of the more nefarious type.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20795,I'd be there for him.,"And he might blame you for terrifying him. That one moment could erase all you've accomplished. And if that happened, the trust he has in you is gone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20796,"Incidentally, what happened to that doll? You gave me the item last night. Still alive?",Yeah. At Bellevue. Still hanging on. But they still don't know if she was pushed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20797,Can we make breakaway speed!?,"Hardly, Admiral, I cannot even guarantee we will escape the Sun's gravity! I will attempt to compensate by altering our trajectory.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20798,"Damn, she musta hot wired it. We picked up a professional car thief in the shape of Olivia Newton-John!","Okay, I'm just a little mad now! Jam, why'd you talk us into picking that bitch up in the first place!?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20799,"Always, my dear one, never any further. Love is a child to be pacified with trifles. A full diet can only kill it.","I know better than you do. Love wants a more substantial fare, and if it is stubbornly withheld, it withers away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20800,"We'll see who's dreamin', m'man.",Dreamin's all any of you're gonna be doing if we don't get this boat running.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20801,So you're just going to give up and go home?,"I don't have much choice, do I? It's pretty clear she doesn't want me around.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20802,And now I don't know where my mother is. She may be lost.,"I'll find her, Bruce, if I have to put every detective in the city on the job. Tell you what -- go over to the Missing Persons Bureau and describe your mother. What does she look like?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20803,"Well, your mother's going to PTA today. We'll see what your teacher has to say.","Aw, Mom! I hate Mr. Stubbins!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20804,I have to admit I was skeptical. Until now.,So was I. The usual investigation turns up nothing more times than not.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20805,"It's not a long drive. An hour, an hour and a half. We'll be back in time for dinner.","We'd better be. I haven't spent a night out of Brooklyn in fourteen years, and I'm not about to break my record now. Besides, I've got to be on my corner at eight sharp tomorrow morning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20806,I'm not trying to lose them. Nor am I exceeding any speed limits.,The one thing you don't want is to attract the police.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20807,"Honey! Wait a minute, let's go for a drive.","I just had a drive. Besides, I want to see my brother-in-law Michael.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20808,His name was Swifty?,Yeah. One of the nicest old guys you'd ever know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20809,Nonsense. Why don't you listen to your children for a change? You might actually learn something?,"For instance, how to run the affairs of government? No doubt my children could make this appointment for me with the greatest ease!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20810,"Snoopy. Christ, I thought he'd be brain dead by now.","He isn't fighting no more. Glenn told me the Snoop's been managing some guys up there now, works out at the Kronk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20811,"You must have read about it in the papers. There was a terrible cave-in. It wouldn't have been so bad, but even the Medical Officer for the district was killed!",I did read that. They gave him a posthumous medal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20812,"Jeezis, Hawk, can you at least keep it within twenty miles of the speed limit?","Lex, am I gonna have to lock you in the trunk till we reach Detroit? Don't worry, these babies are built for speed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20813,You're coming with us.,It is my fate to die in the Fortress.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20814,"Just the same, an attempt to recover the Grail is currently underway.","Let me tell you another ""bedtime story,"" Doctor Jones. After the Grail was entrusted to Joseph of Arimathaea, it disappeared and was lost for a thousand years before it was found again by three Knights of the First Crusade. Three brothers, to be exact.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20815,They're dead in the water that morning. Four hours later the captain's relieved of his command. And that evening they issue a general SOS.,Possibly false. Hence the IMA record of being lost at sea. I don't think mutiny's out of the question here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20816,Cardiac arrest. During delivery her heart stopped. When the heart stops the brain's deprived of oxygen. You get brain damage. That is why she's in the state she's in today.,"Now, Dr. Towler's testified that they restored the heartbeat within three or four minutes. In your opinion is his estimate correct?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20817,Has it been exposed to any sun before now?,"I don't think it has, but I'd like to check that. Simpson, what's the log on that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20818,This is a fine time to be asking that. You're on your way to France.,That's news to me. I'd better cable my wife.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20819,Must be nice. I wish we won the lottery. Come up on a million dollars like ya'll.,"Man, after taxes, lawyer fees, and paying off my daddy's bad credit, we didn't end up with a million. We bought this house and I spent the rest on this. It's the bomb, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20820,How about Madison? Have we had even a hint of his whereabouts?,"Nothing, Marsh. Vanished. There's an APB out on him. His photo's been faxed nationwide.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20821,"You two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds. We're there for those stones, period. Since no display cases are being fucked with, no alarms should go off. We're out of there in two minutes, not one second longer. What if the manager won't give up the diamonds?","When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you and resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Drops 'em right to the floor. Everyone jumps, he falls down, screaming, blood squirts out his nose. Freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin' shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to ya. But give her a look, like you're gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The managers know better than to fuck around. So if one's givin' you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy. So what you gotta do is break that son-of-a-bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then you tell 'im his thumb's next. After that he'll tell ya if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry, let's get a taco.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20822,I saw that look pass between you and Wyatt at the fight. Listen to Me! You're mine! Understand? You're my woman and I'm your man.,My man? You told Wyatt you'd disarmed those men. Do you actually believe after that I could see you as my man? You're just a dirty little fixer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20823,"Fuck me, man! That kid's already spent all the money!","Hardly, dude. A new 'vette? The kid's still got, oh, 96 to 97 thousand, depending on the options. Wait in the car, Donny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20824,What did you think of the Suspect Zero theory?,"It was neither a valid concept nor a valid fact. Suspect Zero came to represent every killer Dick Low had not caught. The idea took root in his head like a wild irrational vine. For someone like Low, there would always be a Suspect Zero. We couldn't let Richard go where that idea was taking him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20825,"You're doing the right thing, Mr. Masry.","Yeah, yeah. Remind me of that when I'm filing for bankruptcy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20826,"I've been pretty sad, but I think my dad is worse.",And you're worried about him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20827,"Look, I don't know where Mr. Strader might be. He comes and he goes.","The girl out front mentioned Strader's assistant, somebody named Watson. Maybe he knows.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20828,I thought I'd lost him.,Well you found him again and we're gonna have to do somethin' about it. What else haven't ya been tellin' me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20829,"If you don't mind my saying, you seem mighty familiar with your house boy.","I believe in treating the convicts with respect, if that's what you mean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20830,"Thirty-thousand, that's all. We would have been free and clear. You didn't have to kill him.",It's our money. He had no right to take it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20831,"Why would I lie to you, Auggie? You think it was easy to come here and walk into this place? Why would I do it if I didn't have to?","That's what you told me when I shoplifted that necklace for you. You remember, baby, don't you? The judge gave me a choice, either go to the can or enlist. So, instead of going to college, I wind up in the navy for four years, I watch men lose their arms and legs. I nearly get my head blown off. And you, sweet Ruby McNutt, you run off and marry that asshole, Bill.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20832,"And if we refuse? Your tampering with evidence isn't exactly a misdemeanor, did you ever consider that?","True, but neither is attempted murder. In fact I'd say that's considerably worse, wouldn't you, Earl?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20833,I was thinking Las Vegas. Get some butts in those seats.,"And what next? Popcorn? Curtain calls? This is not a theater, or a casino.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20834,"Dunwitty and I feel you've been getting too close to him, getting his mind all messed up.","I can't lie to him. If he asks me something, I tell him what I think.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20835,"No man, he ain't the type. He don't get enough vitamin E.",Maxwell gave him a bottle of wheat germ oil. Maybe he started taking it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20836,Outrageous. I won't let you take control of my company.,"Sit down. You'll be a billionaire. Better than being broke. I've got terrorists and other pharmaceutical companies standing in line. Ball's in your court, Mr. McCloy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20837,This is great. And it's yours? You like own it?,The bank owns it. But I'm working on it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20838,They run but they never get too far.,"Couple years back, Cookie made it clear to Greenville.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20839,She's saving herself for you.,"Could be. Now that Billy's tried to mutilate her, you think Sid would go out with me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20840,"I know, but I got a stomach ache. I ain't hungry.",You take that plate inside the tent an' you eat it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20841,"If challenged, our fighters are to state that they are on a rescue mission.",Iraqi's won't buy it. Either they're already in on this or they'll think we're spying.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20842,Great. Is that what you're going to say when I put you on the stand?,"No. When you put me on the stand, I'll say your client is catatonic and exhibits classic symptoms of a schizophrenic, sociopathic personality. And he doesn't sleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20843,"Most of the current chiefs, they must have pretty hefty prices on their heads.",All of them do. We'll kill twelve birds with one bomb. And we'll be rich.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20844,"Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?","Oh, you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shot. Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There will be a load of guns, that's all I want. I'll pay you when you deliver. Everything outside the cabinet you can keep; it's yours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20845,"For her, they might make an exception. If not, I'm afraid she'll become a poisoned dragon.","It's not our affair. Even if Wudan accepts her, her husband might object.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20846,"Aw, I'm sorry, Mr. Dickson. It's just kind of sudden, that's all. Sure, I'm excited. I think it's great. Only, well, you've done so much for me already. I'll never be able to thank you enough.","Aw, go on, forget it. You came through, didn't you? That's all I wanted. A lot of them didn't think you would. You don't know how much satisfaction it's been to me. It's been swell. Well, when are you and Helen going to get married?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20847,"If I didn't give them to you in a concentration camp where you had more ""persuasive methods"" at your disposal, I certainly won't give them to you now.","And what if you track down these men and kill them? What if you murdered all of us? From every corner of Europe, hundreds, thousands, would rise to take our places. Even Nazis can't kill that fast.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20848,How'd you get a tux at the last minute?,It's Scurvy's. His date got convicted. Where'd you get the dress?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20849,I know! I just had to let one go because I couldn't afford him!,"You need a bodyguard of some description. It's a dangerous world we live in. But you will get what you pay for. He doesn't need to be Superman, does he? Can you go fifteen grand?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20850,"Yeah, I'm doing fine. I have so much to tell you. I don't even know where to begin.","Save it, honey. We want to hear every detail when you get back, but we don't want you to run up Mr. Zukerman's phone bill.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20851,"Ah, you get hold of your friends?","As a matter of fact I did. They've got some work to do tonight, but they're gonna come tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20852,"This is Li's personal sword, a great hero's weapon! He is the only one in the world worthy of carrying it. It's too fine a gift. I cannot accept it.","Sir Te! It has brought him as much trouble as glory. Help him to leave these troubles behind. Otherwise, he'll never be able to start anew.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20853,My ass. The only reason you're in this is because you've got a big expense account for buying junk and you like to see your picture in the papers.,This is my case. Get these guys off my back and let me handle it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20854,"Monsieur Blaine, I don't ask you to explain anything.","I'm going to anyway, because it may make a difference to you later on. You said you knew about Ilsa and me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20855,I don't stay where I'm not wanted.,"If they didn't want you, they woulda kicked you out, amigo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20856,"Chet's parents don't know about it, so please keep it quiet. But you can bring someone if you like.","I'll be there. The Danburrys. Friday night. Thank you, Chris.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20857,We're going to the morgue.,That area is currently off limits to anyone other than authorized medical personnel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20858,Are you this hard on everyone who tries to help you?,It's been a while. Maybe I'm just out of practice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20859,"You're welcome, I'm sure you're doing a great job.","The SS beat me up. They would have killed me, but I'm essential to the war effort, thanks to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20860,"What do these guys think, I made Cougar quit?",Pay no attention to it. They're just trying to rattle you. It's all psychological. Sit down and drink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20861,"Yeah, I've heard all about your conspiracy theories. Now I've got a roomful of cameras in there. I want you out. Now. And whatever you're doing, knock it off. You're making us all look bad.","Fate of the world at stake, Adrian. Can't get too worked up over bad press.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20862,So what? Everybody out here with cowboy boots is a fuckin' county commissioner or related to a county commissioner. I'm fuckin' sick of it.,This is his state. His uncle's Chief Judge. His brother-in-law runs the County Commission. I don't know how many other relatives he's got in town. There's gotta be a way to work him back in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20863,"That damned, rusty, radiator, bout burned the skin off my legs each time I passed.",Kept us warm for twelve years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20864,I thought we would meet alone.,I trust these men with my life. They are my right arms. I cannot insult them by sending them away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20865,What's the travelling arrangements?,"Well, Mickey and Mallory can't be together. So, we'll put you on one of our prison busses and you'll take Mallory first, then you'll come back for Mickey.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20866,Are you from Washington originally?,Uh-huh. Lived there till I was twenty or so and then moved to Chicago when I got married.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20867,Don't you think I feel lousy about this too?,"All right, Ginnie. I don't wanna talk anymore about it. I don't think I got one hour's sleep the whole night. Last night was the first time in my life I ever heard my mother cry, you know that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20868,"Toby! Toby Tyler, leave him alone!","You stay away, Jenny. I aim to mess him up, and that ain't a thing for a woman to see.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20869,"Here's my problem, Jack. You told me you and Guy were good friends for a long time?",More than ten years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20870,"But you were under specific instructions to bring back a living sample of the Chimera virus. I'd be very interested to know how, after you'd managed its recovery intact, it subsequently got destroyed.","By fire. That's the best way, really.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20871,"Verbal, he left you behind for a reason. If you all knew Soze could find you anywhere, why was he ready to send you off with the money when he could have used you to take the boat?",He wanted me to live.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20872,Was there any damage?,Not to the valve. But we've lost too much air to make it the rest of the way.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20873,"You seem to be familiar with the Stab movies. Here's how we play. I ask you a question. You get it right, your girlfriend lives. You answer wrong, she dies.",I swear to God if you lay a finger on her I'll fucking kill you!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20874,You were a Golden Warrior.,"Yeah, us Golden Warriors. You're a good kid, Jimmy, a good tough kid. We stick together, huh, kid?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20875,"Well, it really wasn't a vacation. You see, I'm a teacher in the New York City school system, and I was attending a seminar on visual aids to education. Are you from L.A.?","No. I'm from Washington, D.C. I'm a lobbyist for the Small Businessmen's Assocation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20876,French people need a visa to enter this country. That takes time and I didn't have any. I used a British passport. My name's not Lamont but Lombard. Xavier Lombard.,Where were you staying before the attempt on your life and why can't you go back there?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20877,"No, no, I wanted to get away.","So I noticed. Never seen a ""captain"" quite so ready to leave her ship.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20878,So are you telling me everyone knew about this get-together except you?,I wasn't told about this until Marie informed me as soon as I got off the elevator.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20879,"I didn't mean you. But just ordinary people. A guy I know, Dough-Boy, met his wife that way. They got to talking. She said she usually caught the bus so he started picking her up at the bus stop, taking her home with the flag up.","That's very romantic. Some of your fares must be interesting. See any stars, politicians, or deliver any babies yet?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20880,"Please let me know when you hear from Daddy, get a number or something.",I will. And good luck with your show. I hope it's a huge success. You've worked very hard. You deserve it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20881,Do you have everything you need from command?,We've downloaded all the files on the duck blind mission as well as intelligence reports on the Son'a.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20882,Can you do anything for him?,The machine will bring his temperature down. His vital functions are strong.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20883,"She is an airline stewardess. Got caught coming back from Mexico with some blow. They set her bond this afternoon at ten thousand. Now, what I was thinkin', you could use the ten thousand you owe me from Beaumont and move it over on to the stewardess.",The bond for possession is only a thousand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20884,Somebody's probably looking for her as we speak.,"Whatever the reason, she's adrift and abandoned. We've got every right to salvage her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20885,But I can't be sure. I don't even know who he is. He's too insulated. Too many layers around him.,"Your guess is as good as mine, mate. I'm here on another matter entirely.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20886,That will not be necessary. You can simply speak to me. I understand most languages fluently.,Yeah but the ship's mainframe doesn't. I need you to tell it something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20887,You head was pressed against my chest. I could feel your heart racing. And I remember I kissed your hair.,We have it on video! Was that when? My parents were down for his sixth birthday! I remember that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20888,A friend of mine in New York tells me you knew Spook Hollis.,"I hear you did time with old Spook. Yeah, he was a good egg. I used to run a lot of dope for him. Fuckin' shame he got shivved.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20889,"That's because we want a chance to observe them. This is the only place we've had time to surround them with sufficient force to contain them. What happens here will be a guide to all other operations. The minute action begins and a pattern of defense develops, I'll get my report to Washington. You've deployed your forces well.","Thank you, sir. If they start anything, we can blast them right off the earth!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20890,All I'm saying is that gold's worth a lot more to us now than it ever was.,I can't believe you. Dodge's dead and all you can think about is cashing in your share.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20891,The feds. It's evidence.,"It may be evidence once they get their hands on it, but right now it's only money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20892,I need your help. I'm really in deep shit.,"Don't say ""shit,"" honey. Use the strong vocabulary God gave you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20893,"Gentlemen, I didn't call you here at such an hour to make accusations, I just want to explore the possibilities. Now, I have three questions; Is the man a foreign agent? Or, have we suddenly found that our methods of gathering data are grossly inefficient? Or, thirdly, have the man's files been destroyed? Now, I'd like some answers.","Gardiner is not a foreign agent, there are now sixteen countries investigating the man. We can rule that out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20894,You know that dream where you're walking down the street naked and everyone is looking at you?,I love that dream.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20895,"No, it will be too much distraction. I don't want that many people in the water. I'll go in, give it a belly shot, and get out.",And Philip will be there to film it. Now that's the end of it!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20896,"Could you see your way clear to sell us a loaf of bread, ma'am?",This ain't a groc'ry store. We got bread to make san'widges with.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20897,I see from your questionnaire that you don't have any immediate next of kin?,Not that I'm in contact with.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20898,"It was mind control. Manchurian Candidate kind of stuff, right?","A vulgar pop term, but yes. Take an ordinary man and turn him into an assassin. That was our goal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20899,"Do you think things will be a lot different on Mercury, Dad?","It's going to be terrific. A whole new world, new kids to play with.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20900,"If it doesn't work out. You know, if it doesn't play out, then what happens to me?","You know I'm doing well now. And I'm gonna do even better. And so, whatever happens, if it doesn't work out between us, I'm gonna make sure you're okay for the rest of your life. And if there are kids, especially, you know, I'll take care of you better than you'd ever imagine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20901,"Dago, wop, garlic-breath, guinea, pizza-slinging, spaghetti-bending, Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsinging motherfucker.","You gold-teeth, gold-chain-wearing, fried-chicken-and-biscuit-eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-running, three-hundred-sixty-degree-basketball-dunking spade Moulan Yan.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20902,"I don't know. A hundred, hundred and fifty. How many miles is it from Colombia to Miami?",Fifteen hundred. We'll have to stop somewhere to refuel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20903,How'm I supposed to turn this thing?,By hand. Like the pioneers did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20904,Isn't he chairing the Armed Services hearing?,"Not this week. This week he's flyfishing at the Oughterard Slough in County Kildare, with one of our best Irish guides.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20905,Sacrifice the girl to take out the terrorist?,"How many deaths is he responsible for? How many innocent people? You may only get one shot at a man like Renard. Same circumstances, I'd do the same again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20906,"Omar, your wife's here. NY superiors will allow me to make the trade now. But I gotta see that you haven't hurt the other hostages. If you haven't, I'll take the girl and send in your wife.",Nice and slow. You come in. Get a look around. Then I get my wife.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20907,"Why didn't you tell us about these guys, Ian?!",Because I didn't know! I don't have the faintest idea what they're doing here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20908,I have to shoot.,"Do it, quickly. Please. Aim for the eye.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20909,I was supposed to be home for her birthday three days ago.,Your agent said she would tell her you were okay. But I'm afraid you'll have to wait until tomorrow if you want to speak to her yourself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20910,"On the list of horribles, I know what he is. And I know what he tracks back to. You say he was involved in the Plumbers?","Definitely. Colson had him trying to break into Bremer's apartment after Bremer shot Wallace, to plant McGovern campaign literature.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20911,What!? They brought the car here?,"My car, not yours. Yours is a complete wreck. The police dragged it to the pound behind the station.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20912,"Affliction is enamoured of thy parts, and thou art wedded to calamity. Hence from Verona art thou banished. Be patient, for the world is broad and wide.","There is no world without Verona walls, hence banished is banished from the world and worlds exile is death. Then banished is death mis-termed. Calling death banished, thou cu'st my head off with a golden axe and smiles upon the stroke that murders me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20913,So everyone I talk to says you're top drawer with silk stockings inside.,"Thank you, ma'am. Um, may I ask what this is regarding?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20914,"If you hit me, I'll call the police.","You've worn out your welcome at this house, Sam. I won't ever hit you. This may well be the worst three months of your life, but you've earned it. So, pick up your suitcase and go get in the truck. Now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20915,Spencer's the key here. Frida is in no way associated with him. And her blood hasn't matched with any of the killings.,It's a bit farfetched that Mark would rip guys to shreds just outta jealousy. This makes no sense.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20916,"Christ yes, I went in for a cancer scan first thing. Gave me a couple of rough nights, I'll tell you. How about you, Laurie?","Oh, yeah. They gave me a clean bill of health and then booted me the hell out. No expense account. No place to live.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20917,"You'll do it, all right. You fuck up, you've got to undo the damage. That's how it works, buster. If you don't do it, I'm going to throw you out of here. Do you understand me? If you don't pay Auggie what you owe him. I'm finished with you.","I pay Auggie, and I've got nothing. Eight hundred bucks and a ticket to Shit City.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20918,What was I supposed to do? The guy tried to mug me. I was going to send a cop back. I just forgot.,Forgot? You handcuffed a civilian to a tree?!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20919,The Empress Death Mask.,The most important piece of Chinese art outside of China.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20920,"To Jonas. I didn't know that at the time. Didn't know who he was. But I knew inside, whoever he was, he'd send someone else. So I started watching your father. I wanted to keep him safe.",Someone else might call it stalking. My dad felt it. He started carrying a gun.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20921,Four o'clock. M will meet you in the conference room.,4:30. It may take me a little longer to wrap things up here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20922,"He tapes their mouths shut. We found traces of adhesive around the victims mouths. We're doing a chemical analysis for components, but it's probably a standard brand you can buy in any hardware store.",There's only two hardware stores on the whole Island. We'll check that out. What about the blood?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20923,I have a friend who has a fine rug. Maybe your wife would like it.,We have no money for a rug.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20924,"Both you idiots shut up. I can't understand shit! Now, what's happened, what's going on, and what are you talking about?","Okey dokey. It's like this, Krinkle. A patrol car stops this dork for speeding, they walk up to window and the guy's covered in coke. So they bring his ass in and me an' Nicholson go to work on him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20925,"OK. But do me one last favor, will you. Can you give me two hours? That's all I ask just two hours to sleep before tomorrow. I suspect it's going to be a very difficult day.","Of course, I'm your attorney, I'll give you all the time you need, at my normal rates: $45 an hour, but you'll be wanting a cushion, so, why don't you just lay one of those $100 bills down there beside the radio, and fuck off?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20926,I shoulda sent you instead of Jack.,I wish you had. I'd rather be deer hunting instead of freezing my ass on that fucking grader.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20927,Pagan symbols. Fourth or Fifth Century.,Right. Six hundred years before the Crusades.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20928,"Some people think because they're stronger or meaner, they can push you around. I've seen a lot of that. But it's only true if you let it be. The world is what you make of it.",I like your attitude. But it can be risky.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20929,"That's fine, but I don't want you to talk to Miller alone.","Come on, Raymond, I'm a federal officer. I'm armed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20930,It's one of the world's greatest creatures.,A shark could have a hundred embryos in its sack. You know how many are born? Maybe five. They eat each other before birth! They're born killers!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20931,She's got a hidden pitbull. Maybe she hired someone to kill them.,"She's not a suspect. What is her motive? There's nothing, nothing connecting her to either crime except that she dated both guys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20932,But I like teaching school.,"Well, if it's fun for you, it's all right. I get a kick out of my work when the customers aren't too crabby.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20933,Why didn't you just shoot them?,Because a lot of people would've gotten killed. Probably all the wrong ones.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20934,"Boiler, can you set me up with some temp figures?","Ninety seven million, minus eight, corrected to mass critical.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20935,You felt it was no longer your responsibility to carry on the family line.,"My brother had shouldered that burden, allowing me to pursue my own selfish needs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20936,"Gordon, what I want, and I never asked you for anything, is to be your co-pilot on this. I want to take this airline, turn it around, and make it work. It's gonna make us a fortune!","I'm talking to a stockbroker who wants to run an airline. It's gonna take me two years and 2000 headaches to turn Teldar Paper around, what do I need this dink airline for? I'm up to my ass in more nuts than a fruitcake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20937,"You see, Captain, the situation is not as much under control as you believe.","My dear Major, we are trying to cooperate with your government, but we cannot regulate the feelings of our people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20938,"It's what you said, Mom. Mr. Brinkmeyer's feed is no good.","No, Cathy. He sold Mr. Fawcett a different brand. You don't think they're getting sick, do you, Mitch?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20939,"You know, I saw you perform ""Dracula."" In Poughkeepsie, in 1938.","Eh, that was a terrible production. Renfield was a drunk!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20940,You sell much out here?,How am I gonna sell things if nobody comes by? This stretch of road runs between Nowheres and Nothin' Much.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20941,"I'm still in L.A., but I'm looking for Tod. I heard he was around.","'Was.' He and that shitheel Ratan went down to T-J. Maybe I shouldn't say that. Anyway, I hear he's back in Frisco now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20942,You a union man?,Used to be. On the railroad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20943,Then it was over the water department.,"Not exactly. Well, I mean, yes. Yes and no. Hollis felt the public should own the water, but I don't think my father felt that way. Actually, it was over the Van der Lip. The dam that broke.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20944,He probably thinks he's saving you from something. I'm sure that's what my mother thinks.,I'm sure I can make your mother like me. But then do I gotta worry 'bout your father?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20945,You just want to get away from Daddy and you're using me to do it!,"That's not true! Whatever problems your father and I are having, have nothing to do with this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20946,"No, Thelma. I'm not gonna make any deals.","I can understand if you're thinking about it. I mean, in a way, you've got something to go back for. I mean Jimmy and everything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20947,So tonight's the night. Are you two excited?,I'm giving Veronica her shot. Her first Remington Party. Blow it tonight girl and it's keggers with kids all next year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20948,I didn't know you taught.,"English. Way before your time. It was hard giving it up, I'll tell you. I'm hearing rumors, John, of some unusual teaching methods in your classroom. I'm not saying they have anything to do with the Dalton boy's outburst, but I don't think I have to warn you that boys his age are very impressionable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20949,"Have you been in Boulder long, Mrs. Torrance?","Only about three months. Eh, we're from Vermont. My husband was teaching school there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20950,"You were once some kind of special forces. Airborne Ranger, maybe a Navy SEAL. After that you rode shotgun for the CIA in some place like El Salvador or Afghanistan, a real mercenary. Only now you're like the rest of us. It's a very competitive market since the end of the cold war. There's a lot of hired guns out here, and not nearly enough work to go around.","That's right: there's not hardly enough work these days, nothing that pays the big money, anyhow. Then along comes this job, paying so much goddamned money I couldn't afford not to take it. Somebody's paying through the nose for this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20951,"He's better, isn't he?","Well, the doctor says he's showing some movement. It's still early, it might mean nothing, but I thought you'd want to know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20952,He wrote me a nice deposition. He says he just received the drugs. You did the selling.,I didn't sell nothing! I didn't sell nothing! I just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20953,But I didn't sell cigarettes to any kids! Hey!,Forget it. I don't want to deal with a guy that sells cigarettes to a five-year-old. Can I offer you a ride somewhere?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20954,"Did you forget our appointment, Cornelius?","Oh, no sir. I was just assembling my notes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20955,I know a place in the park where only very small birds go. There are no people or dogs or ugly crows and pigeons. It's quiet except for the song of these tiny sparrowlike birds. Would you like me to take you there?,They sound like finches.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20956,There's only one thing that will stop the Martians! We've held back previously because of the danger of radiation to civilians. Now there's no choice. The United Nations has voted authority to the United States. The White House will confirm an order to use the Atom bomb.,Then our first target will be the initial landing place outside Los Angeles.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20957,"Let's talk ratings. ""Truman"" has always enjoyed top ten status, but the huge surge over the last few days, how do you hope to sustain that audience now that Truman appears to have reconciled himself?","As you know, ratings have never been our primary goal. I imagine we'll lose those voyeurs only interested in witnessing Truman's latest torment. However, I'm certain that our core audience will remain loyal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20958,I'm in my underwear.,"Then put your goddam drawers on, and get your ass out here. I got somethin' to show you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20959,"If you knew bringing anything over ten thousand was against the law, why not pack a hundred grand?","Whatever it was had to fit in my bag and not hit you in the face if the bag was opened. This ain't solvin' my problem. I gotta figure out a way to either keep my job or get out of trouble. I'm off today, but if I can't leave the country, I'm out of a job. And if I don't got a job, I can't hire a lawyer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20960,Who says I'm the one that called it off?,A brick house says you divorced him. I'll put you on your honor. Bet you a hundred dollars against you join me for dinner. And I'll take your word for it. Now you tell me the truth. Because you cannot lie to me. What's your name?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20961,"Whew, at last. Nice to meet you, Mr. Black.",'Joe Black'. Won fifteen and lost two for the Brooklyn Dodgers in 1952.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20962,"I believed her, Pete.","He's right you know. Waiting for the pusher, she'd tell you anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20963,"Goddamn it, Wilkins, would you please just shoot the nigger!","He shoots me, I swear I'll take you with me! I just want to hear you say it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20964,"What have we done to hurt you? And don't deny it, I can smell an ex-Catholic a mile away. What did we do? Burn a few heretics, sell some indulgences? That was in the days when the Church was a ruling body. We let governments do those things today. So what did we do to you, eh? You wanted to neck in the back seat of a car when you were fifteen and you couldn't because it was a sin?","It wasn't sex. It was a lot of things, but it wasn't sex. You know when I was in the first grade my best friend was run over on the way to school, you know what the nun said? She died because she hadn't said her morning prayers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20965,About Jack? No. Have you checked out the tax bill on your father's farm lately?,I know he's due for the last two years. I was thinking of paying it when the insurance comes in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20966,The plastique I found. Is the building on fire?,"No, but it's gonna need one hell of a paint job and a shitload of screen doors. One spotters say you got two with that blast.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20967,"A one-armed machinist, Oskar?","He was a metal press operator, quite skilled.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20968,Can I have milk too?,Yes. But first of all we'll have a little talk.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20969,"I'm telling you, those rules don't apply to me, Arn.",Screw the rules. I'm talking about the choice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20970,He mentioned you had a girl for a while. A singer.,For a while. She left.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20971,"I don't think so, I think she's confused about death.","She was raised in a funeral home, she knows a thing or two about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20972,"We are all going straight to hell. Either hell or prison, whichever comes first.","Wrong. That is flat out wrong. Hell is for cowards, for hypocrites who fear to live by the strenght of their own convictions. This is war. Given the circumstances, and given the fact that we are alive and they are not, we have chosen life over death. Two wrongs don't make a right. So our conviction and execution would only mean more death here, not less.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20973,"I'm totally freakin', dude. I keep having these nightmares, then I wake up screaming with these awful back spasms. I can't take it anymore, man.","Aww, man. You just need to chill out. Come on, there's this party tonight it's gonna be fun. Lot's of alcohol and honeys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20974,"A Southern gentlemen. I don't recall his name. I suppose it's unkind of me to say it, but he had the most disconcerting glass eye.","A glass eye? That's who it was! One-Eyed Jack Garrison. Otherwise known as General Garrison, Confederate Third Army. I saw him at Dr. Loveless' party, but I couldn't place him. He used to wear an eye-patch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20975,What happened to the lights?,"Bulbs burned out, nobody bothered to replace 'em.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20976,"I'm getting it back. Don't worry about me, Mick. I'm fine. D'you find the obstetric nurse?",Mary Rooney. She won't talk to me. I tried her at the hospital. I'm going to try her back at home. Read this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20977,"Shit. I don't want your money, you little twerp. It's probably stolen anyway.",What do you care where it comes from? It's yours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20978,"Damn, Ford, you're the most cynical man in the industry and that's not easy.",I'm not cynical. Can I help it that life is a disease and everyone's a victim? So you're producing exclusively for Grendel Records now. Hope you're taking Julian for a bundle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20979,No reason to fret. It's just a prick of the finger and a few drops of blood.,"Turner blood doesn't flow pure in his veins. Best play it safe, and spill it all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20980,Just one little thing. How come you were so sure Manfredi and Johnson wouldn't get out of the forest?,I wasn't so sure. I just liked the odds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20981,"You paid for my flowers? They're beautiful. Max, you gonna introduce us?","Mom, Vincent. Vincent, my mother, Ida Rilke.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20982,"It's always been a source of deep regret, but the mountains surrounding us have made reception almost impossible.","In that event, we better make arrangements to get some porters immediately. Some means to get us back to civilization.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20983,"The man's gone black, Barnes. He's under until he decides to surface.","Look, we can use someone from the Embassy and we can get the local authorities involved. Close off his transportation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20984,"Do they come in dreams, these visions?",Oh yeah. Dreams. Sometimes durin' sickness. Vision quest. Sweat Lodge. Ya never know when.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20985,"Don't shoot, sir. I can deal with this. Ray, buddy, you don't want to shoot this white man. See, you do that, they'll kill you for sure. And it's not that I like you or anything, but I've kinda gotten used to having you around.","He's got my daddy's watch, Claude. I always knew whoever took that watch killed Winston Hancock. And that was you, Mr. Pike.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20986,"Death is at the bottom of everything, Martins. Leave death to the professionals.","Do you mind if I use that line in my next Western? You can't chuck me out, my papers are in order.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20987,"Because when I scheduled it I didn't realize it was a holiday. You were there, why didn't you say something?","Look at the calendar, for Christ's sake. You said a Sunday, not Easter Sunday.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20988,"Captain, we're receiving transmission from Paradise City. They're demanding to know our intentions.",Respond with static. Let them think we're having difficulty. Which wouldn't be far from the truth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20989,So you do know her.,"Uh yes, we're cousins. Distant cousins.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20990,"I understand, sir. Nothing comes or goes without your personal say-so.","No calls at all. With or without my say-so. My voice can be imitated too, Major.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20991,This is gonna work. If he sticks to the program. Will he? Stick to the program?,His mother was killed before his eyes. That's what drove him insane. It'll work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20992,Nope. The switchboard is lighting up downtown. Kids from other towns are starting to congregate in the parks and at the high school. It's turning into Woodstock except there's no concert.,Call Brent on the horn. See where he is. What he wants us to do. I'll head over to the school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_20993,Why did you say she might be hiding from me? Did she say anything to you about me?,"Yeah, she thinks you're a dork.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20994,"Oh, I don't know anymore! I believe there was a conspiracy, but not the government. I just want to raise our children and live a normal life! I want my life back!","Well so do I, goddammit! So do I! I had a life too, y'know. I had a life, too. But you just can't bury your head in the sand like some ostrich, goddammit, Elizabeth! It's not just about you and your well- being and your two cars and your kitchen and your TV and ""I'm just fine honey."" While our kids grow up into a shithole of lies! Well, I'm not ""fine"" about that, I'm angry. My life is fucked, Liz! And yours is, too! And if you don't want to support me I can understand that, but don't you go start making threats of taking the children away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20995,"Father, will you please explain what's going on?","The Supreme Being, the fifth element is here, in our parish! It's a miracle!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20996,"I stole your beat, huh? Guess you forgot to brown-nose the right people.","Is that supposed to be funny? I'm not laughing. I've worked for ten years to get my shot at being a field agent, funny boy. And at the last minute I get bumped by you, some reject from the Ozzfest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20997,"I love you, old man.","Remember this. And remember it always. I'm proud of you. And I love you too, son.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20998,"Right. Tell you what, have you caviar?","Yes, sir. Beluga. But it is eighty dollars the portion.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_20999,I see better with them on.,"You don't take 'em off, I'm gonna throw 'em off the overpass while they're still on your head.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21000,I didn't know we had sailboats.,It's a ketch Kelly and I had chartered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21001,Do they have a show to give it to you?,"No. Hell, some secretary in New York just hands it to you. Only this one kept dropping it out of the box.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21002,"This is what I call my secret place 'cause I come out here when I feel like bein' by myself. I used to come here with Karen Cross. She's kind of like my girlfriend, or used to be. She says she likes Jerry Maroney now. But I'm gonna get her back 'cause I love her. We used to come here and hold hands and talk and read books to each other with a flashlight. She didn't want to have anything to do with me in front of other people 'cause I don't have any money. Well, mama and me, I mean. She seemed to like me a whole lot when we were out here though. She said she loved me, too. Out here. Settin' right on that stump you're on. See, her daddy's a dentist, so they're rich. So's Jerry Maroney's daddy. He owns the ice plant. Was your folks well off?","Naw. Didn't have too much. Enough to scrape by on, I reckon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21003,I hope I don't have to pay for that piece of information.,"No, that's free. He's an architect. Used to do big high-profile projects. He scaled it all back when his wife died. Now he remodels people's homes. He works in a small firm, makes a good living.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21004,It's the lawyers. The lawyers are finally killing me.,They do have motives. Why did you want to see me? Your message said it was urgent.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21005,"I ain't givin' you fuckin' excuses, I'm givin' you reasons.","Oh, you gonna tell me the reason you lost all the goddam money I got in the world! Let me tell you the reason, motherfucker! The reason is, your ass ain't worth a shit no more!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21006,You're going to take me back?,Going to try. Didn't say I could.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21007,"Give me a first rough course as soon as you can, Lieutenant Ballmuff.","Roughly, one-zero-five. I'll have it plotted in a minute, Major Kong.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21008,Why can't I have a bank account?,"I'll explain you, Leon. They'll ask you to fill in a lot of forms and you can't write, and they'll ask you your job, your employer's name, and you can't tell them ""My job, I'm a hitman and my employer is Tony, his record is longer than his restaurant's menu."" That's why you can't have a bank account.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21009,"Not this twig, friend. I got plans.",Nothing makes the Great Spirit laugh harder than a man's plans. We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21010,I don't know how you put up with him.,He used to run the NASA. He knows where all the bones are buried. Comes in handy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21011,You ever given an injection before?,Thirty years ago. In residency. I passed out. You?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21012,"We don't want to make them out to be too secretly eloquent. Why would the Germans invent a bullet that doesn't kill people? I mean it was World War Two, not a school play.","They used them on themselves to make it look like they were dead. Really quite a brilliant device, but too flamboyant to seriously produce.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21013,"Hal, is there anything bothering you? Anything that might account for this problem?","Look, Dave, I know that you're sincere and that you're trying to do a competent job, and that you're trying to be helpful, but I can assure the problem is with the AO units, and with your test gear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21014,Great idea. Let me get some shoes. I'll take you home.,"Why home? The real world beckons, man! The possibilities are endless. Want to go up to the World Trade Center and laugh at New Jersey?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21015,We'd appreciate your cooperation.,I'm happy to help you all I can. But I didn't see the accident and I barely knew Daniel Zavitz. I've gotta go to work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21016,Call it a passion. I've got to get going.,"Make sure to check in with Max, he'll give you the 25 cent tour.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21017,Was the show covered by every department?,"Exactly according to your instructions, Mr. Kane. We've got two spreads of pictures.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21018,"What's it add up to you, Sefton?","It adds up that you got yourselves the wrong guy. Because I'm telling you. The Krauts wouldn't plant two stoolies in one barrack. And whatever you do to me, you're going to have to do all over again when you find the right guy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21019,I'm sure you've examined my record. So you know I've never yet been late on a bridge.,You've never built in Africa.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21020,If Jacqueline wants money she can come to me herself.,"I'm afraid she can't do that, Ward. It would endanger her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21021,"As soon as you've done that, shut down the communications center. Lock it up and assign the personnel to base security details.","General Ripper, if I shut down the communications center, there'll be no radio or teleprinter contact with Air Command headquarters or anyone, for that matter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21022,What's wrong with making friends?,"You don't go through all the hardships of an ocean voyage to make ""friends"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21023,I'll have whatever she's having.,I don't want to be responsible for his food. Just a small green salad. And a Perrier.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21024,Do you know all their names?,"'Course I do, they're my brothers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21025,"My dear Stanley, a Prime Minister with only a handful of friends must respect public opinion.","Gossip counts. Lord Aberdeen was right. This country is not governed by wisdom, but by talk. Granted, it wouldn't take much to winkle the old girl out of mourning, but if public opinion is against her, then it doesn't do to appear too close.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21026,Has it penetrated that adrenaline- addled skull that you are surrounded by seventy-eight of my loyal followers? You are in my domain!,Has it penetrated yours that I'm holding a gun on their leader?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21027,This party is for you and Bob. Get your mind off the reporter.,I haven't seen him in twenty-four hours. It just gives me the creeps a little bit. I'd feel better if I knew where he was.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21028,My man's coming to get my ass out of here. That's good enough for me.,Pity. Then you'll both have to die.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21029,I didn't. He was cruel enough to let me live. Even gave me a souvenir to remember him by.,And now you're using Blade to exact your revenge?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21030,"Brooke, I believe you. But a jury is gonna want an alibi.","I can't give you that. And if you put me on the stand, I'll lie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21031,"""Naw""? There's ice skaters coming! You ever made love to an ice skater?","By the dozen. Holiday on Ice, Ice Capades, Ice Follies. I'm through with one night stands.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21032,How's our deal coming along?,"Fine, just fine! I'll have the 4 pieces you asked for any time now. But it wasn't easy. My costs have tripled.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21033,Did the priest say anything about the Resurrection? Or was it all about Judgment?,"It was in Latin, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21034,"With all due respect, detective, you can't go blaming every brutal murder in Illinois on Michael Meyers.","Pamela Whittington was a long time associate of Dr. Loomis. Her home office was ransacked. It was chock full of Loomis' files on Meyers. It'd say that makes Meyers a suspect, wouldn't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21035,"Mr. Shaw, this is an Italian newspaper article saying you were a member of the Board of Centro Mondo Commerciale in Italy, that this company was a creature of the CIA for the transfer of funds in Italy for illegal political-espionage activities. It says that this company was expelled from Italy for those activities.",I'm well aware of this asinine article. And I am thinking very seriously of suing this rag of a newspaper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21036,Is that what this is about? Material wealth?,"What do we have, Malcolm. A broken-down jalopy and the clothes on our backs. We don't even own our own home. What about our children? What about me? You don't even own life insurance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21037,"Just stay on my wing, sir. I'll take you all the way in.",No. We're losing fuel and my rudder's not responding.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21038,I'll hire a hit man if you don't want to help me stop this thing. I'll call Marcello Santos.,"Now, Marietta, I am goin' to help you. And don't be gettin' carried away. You don't want to be bringin' Santos and his people into it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21039,"I know who you are. Kinda out of your neighborhood, aren't you?","Yeah, I had to go slummin'. See, a friend of mine's bein' framed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21040,You were pretty popular. Didn't you run for some office?,"Yeah, I did. Treasurer. Shouldn't you be studying or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21041,Can I go to my room and get my fire engine?,"Not right now, Daddy's asleep.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21042,"As my wife testified, we were considering it.","Actually, she said you had decided. Decided not to come forward.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21043,"No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. You could fall in love with an orangutan in that.","You want a pint, go to the pub.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21044,You sick fuck. I'm tracing this call as we speak! The police are gonna nail your ass!,"Let them try. You'll never find me. I've already gotten away with murder before. For instance, Maureen Prescott.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21045,I was heading back to my garage. It's on the way.,"This vehicle's not safe to drive. We're gonna have to impound it. Get you towed. Step away from the vehicle and pop the trunk. I'm sorry, sir, you'll have to find another cab.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21046,He complained of not feeling well. I thought he was drunk. He staggered.,"That staggering. His dying so quickly. In your campaigns, have you never seen men who staggered before they died, who talked incoherently and walked blindly?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21047,"We gotta go underground. Get those guys out, now.",We tried. Bulkhead door's rusted shut. Won't budge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21048,And you could just tell when the supplies were booby trapped?,"It's a feeling you get in the jungle. When you get good, you can find a track and tell not only how many they are, but their morale, how far they're going, whether they're near their camp, the weapons they're carrying.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21049,"Shit, around here, you shoot somebody in the woods, you say it was an accident, you get fined fifty bucks and your hunting license lifted. Jack's probably saying the guy shot himself cause he ain't got his deer yet and don't want his license pulled.","It's too neat. Things ain't that neat. It makes me mad. That somebody can pay to kill somebody, his own father-in-law, and not be punished for it. Don't that piss you off?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21050,"More to the point, why am I here? What did you want with me? What does one say to one's Maker, having finally met him face to face? Milton gave it voice. Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay to mould me man? Did I solicit thee from darkness to promote me?","Fine words from a child killer. You, who murdered my brother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21051,A fine bunch of reporters. Biggest story in two years and they're too lazy to go after it.,It's easy for you to talk. You're retired. We're still working.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21052,Is that you down there?,"Shit! Yeah, Grandma. Me and the squad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21053,You don't believe in anything?,The Bible? Why should I read a bunch of dumb stories about some ancient guy who supposedly worked miracles.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21054,Enterprise would be unable to function without carbon units,More data concerning this functioning is necessary before carbon units can be patterned for data storage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21055,"A ship with fifty million dollars in gold aboard, adrift? And nobody seems to care enough to come looking for it?","If they thought it was lost at sea, they probably just wrote it off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21056,First thing tomorrow morning you're going to check those condensing units on the south ridge.,"I will, but I'll have enough time to transmit my application first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21057,"No, Judy, you don't understand.","Oh, I understand, all right. I've been understanding since I was seventeen. And the next step is, as long as you're going to see me tomorrow, why don't you stay the night?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21058,"Maybe I should talk about this with Ruth, or Paul.","We all agree with the doctor, dear. He thinks it's safer for you to stay here for a while.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21059,Don't worry about Paley. He can't touch me. No one can. I've thought it all out.,What does that mean? You've been thinking about the case? Or you thought everything out before you killed Marsh?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21060,Don't you have a concert to go to?,"That depends. Sisters, you don't know this, but Reverend Mother's been making all sorts of noises about resigning. That's bad news. I don't know if we could sing, if we thought that was true.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21061,How old is your cousin?,Seventeen. She's a senior.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21062,I'm interested in who handled it.,"Four different people, Inspector. Three men and a women. I've made slides for two. They handled both envelopes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21063,"That's a good, strong name. Do your friends call you John? Or Jack.",John. Old friends. Acquaintances call me Scottie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21064,Done much shooting with that rifle yet?,"Tell you what. You get me close to a big buck by ten, kid, there's another hundred bucks in it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21065,I had training. In the Republic.,You were a croupier there? You never told me that. I thought you just knew some gamblers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21066,They found prints at Blue Legs' place.,Yeah. Jimmy's prints are there. But they cross over Benjamin Black Star's prints. And he wasn't there until six o'clock the mornin' after to get eggs from the chickens. So Jimmy wasn't there til the next day. Follow?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21067,"Joe, I've got a lot of people to take care of in this State.","I know, but is it worth the risk of a scandal now that a new man is going to the Senate?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21068,Forgive me. It's childish to cry.,"Those are not child's tear. A child cries for himself, a man cries for those he loves.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21069,"Have you been reading what Minister Jefferson has to say? If he had his way, all our slaves would be freed no matter what the outcome. And that would destroy us as surely as a British victory.","The day Tom Jefferson frees a slave I'll ride naked through the streets of Williamsburg on a mule. Tom Jefferson is one of those people who talks big and acts small. The only man out there who really does what he says is Sam Adams and everyone thinks he's crazy. Believe me, this 'disturbance' isn't going to last long. You have to understand, Congress is a chicken coop full of foxes, Martha, each and every one has his eye on a nice, fat prize.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21070,"I have to go to the bathroom, Cynthia.","Jesus Christ, Stanley, you can't go to the bathroom now. You have exactly one minute before we're back on the air, this is not the time to go to the bathroom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21071,"I hope to spoil this sport, and trust to see this sword of mine in that big bully's body.","Oh, it's with pistols we fight. You are no match for Best with the sword.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21072,I want to come back and stay here.,"Well, you can't do that. You're a free man. You've been let out to do as you please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21073,"I need a minute here, okay? You're telling me it can imitate anything it touches?",Anything it samples by physical contact.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21074,This is what I'm saying. He must have had Party contacts.,"There are good Party members who help, and there are dirty non-Party members who inform on you. Of course, they gave him privileges.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21075,"We can't do the impossible, Mr. Andrews.",What I'm asking isn't impossible. My daughter is somewhere between here and Miami. I want her found!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21076,"Haven't you? Then why the worried messages on his answering machine, Rhian? I'd have sworn you expect him to be in trouble.",You're wrong. I just called to ask if I could stay with him next time I'm in London. That's all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21077,"Data, you're not thinking about using that thing are you?",It has occurred to me on several occasions. But I believe this may be the appropriate time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21078,You can trust me completely.,I know. But it would compromise your safety too much to know certain things.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21079,So what I want to know is why Buddy still calls his sister every week even after she turned him in.,"He doesn't seem to hold a grudge. What I want to know is why, they got such a big score up north, did Foley hang around Miami for so long? Any thoughts on that one?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21080,Of course. Our pledge can be relayed to any government official Secretary Khruschev sees fit to satisfy.,"With the caveat that it is not made public in any way, shape or form. And we must have an answer tomorrow at the latest. I cannot stress this point enough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21081,"That won't be an issue, believe me. I find the idea of sex for money morally repugnant. No offense.","It's okay. Hell, I've never paid for it. But please don't feel like you have to explain yourself to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21082,I said I never heard of him.,But Keaton had. Edie Finneran was his extradition advisor. She knew who he was and what he knew.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21083,That's where he's being clever. Acting nonchalant.,And that's where you're not being clever. He wouldn't parade his crime in front of the open shades.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21084,"Thank you for taking the time to help us with this, Dr. Frock.","Happy to be useful. It's rare enough these days. According to security, Beauregard put the Whittlesley crates in storage area 1012.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21085,"Well, if you want to get her in the sack, tell her you love her. That's how I was duped.","I don't want to dupe her, Jessica. If I say it, I have to be sure I mean it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21086,How can you not like the Top 10 List?,I like it. But Headlines are better.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21087,"Ganz and Billy got my girl, Rosalie.","I think I met her. Now tell us something we don't know, like where they stashed her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21088,"There's no way we're gonna hide a few thousand pounds of gold from the Coastguard here. Besides, it'll be safer where it is.","With all due respect, skipper. Part of that up there's mine. I'd kinda like to have a little say in what happens to it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21089,You think that is the truth.,I told your wife. Trials aren't always so much about actual truth. As about what folks believe is true. That's sad. And it's real.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21090,"It's all set. My guy in Miami said he'd have them within the next few weeks. Are you sure you don't want to go in with me? Five thousand dollars outlay, a guaranteed ten-thousand-dollar return. A consortium of Court Street lawyers and judges. They're just drooling to get their lips around some genuine Cuban cigars.","No thanks. I don't care what you do, but just make sure you don't get caught, okay? The last I heard, it was still illegal to sell Cuban cigars in this country.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21091,Don't you have a maid?,"Oh we could, if we wanted to, but Stanzi won't hear of it. She wants to do everything herself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21092,At present he serves no useful function. Dr. Soong created us to become active and useful members of society. I do not believe he would have wanted the B-9 to live out his life in his present state.,I can't believe the Captain went along with a memory download.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21093,"I thought you two were in Austin, Texas. Or Takes-us, as they say in these parts.","We were. Now Mr. San Pedro Sula and I are on our way back to Utila, in the morning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21094,I was just thinking that I never had a new pair of shoes till I was twelve.,"It's not my fault I was born first. Besides, nobody ever sent me on an eight month vacation, so ease up on the sad sack stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21095,Must it be so definite? Can't we just say that we will be married when I get back?,"Where? At the City Hall? No! I want the whole wedding or we will have Bad Luck. For a whole wedding to be planned, a date must be set.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21096,So who is this Choko?Is he your new boyfriend?,It's Choco. And he's not my boyfriend. He's a bounty hunter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21097,Think there's any truth to what he was saying about those girls? Is that still going on?,"Sure it is, Sweet Pea, but he should've warned you 'scuzzy' female types about the 'Puget Dudes.' They'll tell you they're wearing a rubber but they've bit a little hole in the end.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21098,How come she keep bein' girlfriends and all with him if he's mean to her?,"She says it's for the times when he's good to her. She's lonely since daddy died. She said sometimes she don't know why. He threatened to kill her if she ever left him. My daddy would kill him if he was here and somebody was mean to mama. Vaughan, he's real good to mama. Vaughan that you met. But he's not able to do anything to Doyle, he's funny you know. Not funny ha, ha, funny queer. He likes to go with men instead of women. That makes him not to be able to fight too good. He sure is nice though. He's from St. Louis. People who are queer can get along better in a big town. He got transferred here to work. But mama said the real reason he left is 'cause his daddy hated him. For bein' the way he is. I wish he liked to go with women. I'd rather him be mama's boyfriend than Doyle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21099,"Well I interviewed Damon once for the show. He was a real obnoxious fuck. Any way, the second one, Christine Perkins, she had a part in Stab 2, didn't she? She was playing Cici.",Both of them were found brutally murdered this morning under the Hollywood sign. Autopsy reports having come back to me yet but the bodies looked like something out one of the Stab films.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21100,"Shaw's our toehold, Bill. I don't know exactly what he is, where he fits, and I don't care. I do know he's lying through his teeth and I'm not gonna let go of him!","So for those reasons, you're going to trial against Clay Shaw, chief? Well, you're gonna lose! We should be investigating all our Mafia leads here in New Orleans. Carlos Marcello, Santos Trafficante. I can buy that a hell of a lot easier than the government. Ruby's all Mob, knows Oswald, sets him up. Hoffa, Trafficante, Marcello, they hire some guns and they do Kennedy and maybe the government doesn't want to open up a whole can o'worms there because it used the Mob to get to Castro. Y'know, Castro being assassinated sounds pretty wild to John Q. Citizen. So they close the book on J.F.K. It makes sense to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21101,She could have hurt me if she wanted to.,"You don't know that. If it's your belief that gives her form, then you've got to shut her out. Somehow you have to break the connection.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21102,You mentioned something called Redstone.,Redstone's the army training center in Alabama where they send the cream of the crop to learn about tickers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21103,Do you deny that you called me? I've known people in other States who went back on their word. But I didn't expect it in New Hampshire.,"You can't say that to me! I'm New Hampshire. If I say I called you, I did. I guess I did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21104,I have to do some research tomorrow.,I'm very good at research. I'll help you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21105,No problem. In fact we had time to grab a bite to eat.,Good. Glad you made it before they shut down the kitchen. Is your family having a look around?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21106,What can I do? I am only a boy.,You are the man who wrote this letter. You are the man who has come back to lead us. You will soon have great responsibilities. You must know what to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21107,He just blocked it out. Nigger's crazy. He's the one who did all the stabbing. He's capable of some heinous shit. How 'bout him down there?,Goldmouth? They say he was born out back behind the shithouse. That's what they say.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21108,You're not being fair to me. I'm worried about you and I want to help you get through this thing.,What are you gonna do? How are you gonna help? I'm losing my mind. I don't want to have you watch me fall apart.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21109,"Kenneth this is my associate, Wrigley. Wrigley this is my friend, Dr. Beck.",The plastic surgeon! I read about you in LA Style.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21110,We will. Something's wrong here. She's helping him now.,"I know. She bought him a ticket for Lathrop Wells and put him on the bus. He didn't stay on, though, and they drove off together.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21111,"Wonderful, we'll all look forward to seeing you. Is Eve around? I'd like to say hello.","No, she flew up to Boston for another charity event. She'll be sorry to have missed you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21112,Do you still love her?,Yeah. I really blew it. I still think about her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21113,I'm getting real tired of this maniac.,Maybe we better call that psychiatric clinic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21114,"Between your book sales and this TV thing, there's going to be no living with you. And let me guess, you boiled God down to a conceit.",You know how I feel. The world is random. The only certainty I believe in is death.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21115,"I was thinking that, when the trial is over, we'd all go skiing for a weekend.",Maybe it would be a good idea if you just took Michael.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21116,I wasn't expecting you.,Wanted to wish you luck. Not that you'll need it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21117,My group we need some exposure. Was wondering if you could hook a brother up?,"Hook you up? The Mau-Mau's? You must be smoking. Why in the world would I want to hook up a bunch of red, black and green flag-waving pseudo revolutionairies?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21118,You don't sit with me!! I don't sit with people who leave me!,Don't talk like that. Your mama loves you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21119,What? That he knew Johnny Roselli? Hoover knew a lot of gangsters.,"Yeah, but Roselli wasn't just any gangster. He was the gangster who set up Track 2 in Cuba.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21120,That's all? Thirty each. That's all it took for you to murder her?,It was a lot of fucking money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21121,"Listen to me, cocksucker. There is no Keyser Sate. If you say his name again, I'll kill you right here.",A strange threat. I can only assume you're here to kill me anyway. Pity about Mr. Redfoot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21122,So you pay off our customs officials?,"In Mexico law enforcement is an entrepreneurial activity, this is not so true for the USA. Using regression analysis we made a study of the customs lanes at the border and calculated the odds of a search. The odds are not high, and we found variables that reduce the odds. We hire drivers with nothing to lose. Then we throw a lot of product at the problem. Some get stopped. Enough get through. It's not difficult.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21123,Let's kick his ass.,"Shit, we're seniors, Ram. Too old for that crap. Let's give him a scare though.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21124,"If we're on an island, why are they using trucks?",We must be in the Florida Keys. The Overseas Highway connects the islands to the mainland.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21125,How long have you worked at the casino?,Coming up to two years now. But I was away for six months.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21126,You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.,"But we mustn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they ""blundered"" into Berlin in 1918.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21127,"Ah Stephen, that's what this is really about, isn't it? You always have to be right.","Hey, I'm the first one to admit when I'm wrong.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21128,"Sure. Now, let's move on to our French exam.","Latin exam, Dad. It's Tuesday.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21129,"If they put this creeper in jail, then you'd be safe.",The man has friends. And they're not likely to forgive me if I testify against him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21130,But Vince has contacts all over the place! This is San Francisco! They'll be looking for me!,"Everywhere but this little hole-in-the-wall convent. Nobody knows you're here but me. We're trying to get a quick court date. A month, maybe two, tops. I'll spring you as soon as I can.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21131,Are your guards really going to kill a helpless girl?,"My guards are from South Africa, Mr. Bond. This is their chance to get even with the formerly 'Great' Britain. Now both of you. Put your hands on your heads, and step forward.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21132,Why don't you ask her to stay on for a few days?,"I have asked her but she's ungrateful. Sometimes I feel like hitting her. When I talk to her about the convent, she turns to stone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21133,"When are you gonna let that go, Sid? When my mom left my dad I just accepted it. This is the way it is. She's not coming back.","Your parents split up. It's not the same thing. Your mom left town, she's not in a coffin somewhere.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21134,They said on the phone you were assigned to the Meyers case.,"With all due respect, detective, you can't go blaming every brutal murder in Illinois on Michael Meyers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21135,"On the contrary, I've observed he's not only a good technical surgeon, he's a good military surgeon. And that includes how a man dresses and how he bears himself and his sense of what it means to be an officer in the United States Army.","And his track record, that don't count? Look, honey, when you watch the two shifts try to notice which one does the most work with the least fuss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21136,"That is incredible! You know, I had to sleep with the lights on for a week after seeing that movie.",I had to sleep with the lights on for a month. But I never missed a Lugosi picture after that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21137,We ought to kick their asses anyway. Even if they do get out of Kuwait we ought to kick their asses.,"I don't think we'll go to war. We shouldn't even be here. This isn't our fight, it's a regional conflict. It should be decided regionally.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21138,What can I do for you guys?,We want some grass.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21139,They'll be looking at you. They don't know who you are.,"That's right, they're wondering, who's this guy? You don't tell 'em. Understand, Harry? Do not tell 'em who I am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21140,Weren't you down in the dining room?,I was there. Officer Taylor accessed my CPU directly to open the airlock doors. They are not functioning properly.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21141,"Well, let me rephrase the question. The President compared the economy of this country to a garden, and stated that after a period of decline a time of growth would naturally follow. Do you go along with this belief?","Yes, I know the garden very well. I have worked in it all my life. It is a good garden and a healthy one. Its trees are healthy and so are its shrubs and flowers, as long as they are trimmed and watered in the right seasons. The garden needs a lot of care. I do agree with the President. Everything in it will grow strong, and there is plenty of room in it for new trees and new flowers of all kinds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21142,Except that he disappeared when things got too hot.,Or was bumped off by someone who was afraid of him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21143,"Mr. President, how the hell did you get on board?",I never left. Where's my wife and daughter?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21144,Your father put cigarettes out on you?,Out on my back when I was a small boy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21145,But look at rites. Look at this! I'm a nun! I'm invisible! I'm a penguin!,"As of now, and until you leave, you are Sister Mary Clarence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21146,"Just for your information, Ray, the interest payments alone for the first five years come to over $75,000.","Will you guys relax? We are on the threshold of establishing the indispensable defense science of the next decade, Professional Paranormal Investigations and Eliminations. The franchise rights alone will make us wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21147,"Isn't everybody? What can I do for you, Miss Sessions?","Well, I'm a working girl, Mr. Gittes. I didn't come in to see you on my own.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21148,You heard from Reggie?,Juana called. They're stayin' another week.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21149,"If they didn't tell Kennedy about Track 2, how did Hoover find out?","They had us bugged. Christ, he had everybody bugged. Yeah, he was gonna support me in '68, but he was also threatening me. That was Hoover. He'd give you the carrot, but he'd make damn sure the stick went right up your ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21150,Then we'll have to resort to plan B and call the V-chip organization.,"Mrs. Brovlofski, the V-chip hasn't been fully tested yet, it could be dangerous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21151,"I understand. However, our audience should be aware that you only charged forty thousand dollars to catch the Idaho skin stretcher.",Skin stretcher was human.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21152,"How do you tell those two apart, anyway?",Alex and Charlie? Simple. Alex is the smarter one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21153,So tabloids don't have to do re-enactments. They going to have real movie this time.,If you kill me and film it you're putting a noose around your neck.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21154,"Oh, my husband passed away almost two years ago.","My department doesn't have any record of that, Mrs. Bickerman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21155,I need one hundred thousand dollars.,Really? And you thought if you simply showed up I might give it to you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21156,Lady has some deep pockets. That's all I'm saying.,"I know how deep her pockets are, Ken. I thought I might be able to save my fucking house with an equity loan. Guess who's on the board of directors at the bank?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21157,This is KRONOS One. I am Chancellor Gorkon.,Chancellor. We've been ordered to escort you through Federation space to your meeting place on Earth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21158,"Did you run into Johnnie in New Orleans? Lula, are you in New Orleans?","No, mama, I'm in Mexico, and we're about to get on an airplane to Argentina!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21159,Has Governor Yu ever seen the sword?,"Yes, though I doubt he's involved in this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21160,"No. It's just that the French guy had a gunshot wound on his neck. So, this is a homicide. Are you guys involved in this?","Yeah. I'll come down and make a full confession later. Right now, tell me what else you found?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21161,"Nothin' yet. I got a good one on the lead at Hialeah, but he's fadin'.","Best we had was Cat's Eye in the second at Del Mar, and he was only 5-2. Not many longshots comin' in today.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21162,"Right. And when the worm's ready, it zips out with the money and erases its tracks.","Joey got cut off before he got to that part. Check it out. By this point, it's already running at, what, twice the speed as when it started.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21163,"You are direct, aren't you?",You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21164,You'll like it here.,"Thanks for the invitation, but I have my own apartment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21165,"It will take a lot of courage and backbone on the part of the CNS to get this on the air. In fact, I would understand fully if the subject matter is deemed too risque, too controversial.","Don't worry about that, that's my department. Now who do we cast? We need a star. Can Whoopi sing or dance?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21166,"You did it, Kirk! Damage report, Ensign.",There's some buckling on the starboard nacelle. We've also got a hull breach in the Engineering section. Emergency forcefields are in place and holding.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21167,You did all right dad.,"I could have done it better. I'm a fucking ball-buster, I am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21168,You gotta go with it. Scary movies are great foreplay.,"I just have a hard time with insipid, sexist violence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21169,Couldn't make it. Splitting headache.,"The soldiers may give you a hard time. Whatever. If we weren't around, they'd have their whole nuclear arsenal lying by the roadsides, rotting in the sun.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21170,"Lainey, you know Simone and I don't have a real relationship.","I know but,Mom doesn't. Maybe if it came from Simone, if Simone spoke to Mom, she could straighten things out. Dinner, maybe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21171,"Probably would've too, if Epps wasn't around to stop you.","I didn't have to stop anything, 'cause nobody was going to do nothing. We're in this together, understand?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21172,Jews. She's talking about Jews.,"Who owns this town? Who runs every goddamn studio? The tribe, baby. These fuckers hear the word ""Jew"" and they start sweating. Like Ester Williams' pool, they start sweating.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21173,There is no contradiction between faith and science. True science.,"All right, let's see if you're willing to put that statement to a test.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21174,You think he's smart?,"Captain, I'm afraid of how smart Sid 6.7 is. But I'm even more afraid of what's he's becoming.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21175,"I know you're mad at me, okay, but I can't let you do this.","Always thought ""can't"" wasn't in a man's vocabulary.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21176,Can you watch Gideon for a while? One of the girls is going into labor. Junior is going to drive me over.,You just run along. I'll fix him his soup. He will be all right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21177,But why take the chance when there must be other doctors?,"We have no choice. Duval's the most skillful brain surgeon in the country, and he's right here, at hand.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21178,"Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.","If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21179,"Well, I got a few things to say to you, two-faced John McCartney.","Aw, leave him alone Paul, he's back, isn't he? And it's not his fault he's old.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21180,"Then for God's sake, don't be a detective. Stick to assignments where you won't have to make those choices. Patrol, Internal Affairs, but not the Bureau.","I know you mean well, Dudley, but I don't need to do it the way you did. Or my father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21181,Lives downstairs from me. She's got a great dog named for Danny Ainge.,"Really? I'm the only person I know that likes Danny Ainge, outside of Celtic fans. Maybe Phoenix.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21182,"Well, look after him. I don't want to find you've lost him.","Don't be cheeky, I'll bind him to me with promises. Come on, Grandad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21183,They're powering their forward weapons array.,Blow out the ramscoop. Stand by full thrusters.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21184,"Contract players at Metro. You pinch 'em. I do you up feature in the next issue. Plus the usual fifty cash. Tell me, am I fucking Santa Claus?",I need an extra fifty. Two patrolmen at twenty apiece and a dime for the watch commander at Hollywood Station.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21185,"I didn't think there were private detectives anymore, except on TV.","You probably expect me to be wearing a trench coat and a hat. Drinking whiskey, chasing women and getting beaten up by guys with broken noses. Want to know what it's really like? It's sitting in a car and staring at a hotel window for three days straight, pissing in a plastic bottle, pardon me, because some guy thinks his wife's cheating on him. Glamorous, huh? And the guy who hired you, he has a hair-lip, dandruff and crooked teeth, and you could have told him the minute you laid eyes on him his wife's cheating, and you don't blame her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21186,We're scheduled to dock in about seven hours. Is there anything we can do for you?,"Oh, no, thank you. The two girls have taken wonderful care of me. I'm just fine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21187,"Well, I was wondering if maybe sometime you'd like to go out, and maybe grab some dinner.",You mean like a date? I thought you were a fag.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21188,"Title's the first thing's got to go. And the guy's name. I mean, even this writer's name, Murray Saffrin is better than ""Lovejoy"".",I'm with you on that. And don't you think it needs a good female part? Increase the romance angle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21189,"Orson Welles was 26 when he made ""Citizen Kane."" I'm already 30!","Ed, you're still young. This is the part of your life when you're supposed to be struggling.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21190,I can't talk right now. We have some things to take care of.,"I understand, but I noticed that the Fire Marshall is here with you. Is this somehow related to the fire department?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21191,I'm impressed. He knows a lot.,He's just repeating shit he overheard. He ain't any more a gun expert than I am.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21192,"Yes, the ship is down there. But the gold is gone.",That's absurd! It took two squads of forty men fifteen days to load that gold.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21193,You ain't scared of Sethe. I don't believe you.,She scares me. I scare me. And that girl in her house scares me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21194,"The Amish boy saw him, Paul. I'll make it, but Set Donahue and the Homicide Department off my back or they'll blow the whole thing.","When word gets out that Zenovitch was a cop, all hell will break lose. You've got 24 hours. That's all I can give you. 24 hours on your own. After that the case and the witness go back to the Homicide Department.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21195,"Listen, Snoopy, I'm on my way up to Detroit and need a place to crash.","You crazy, coming here? It's fucking one degree outside.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21196,"Tick. Not to dash your hopes, but I don't deal this kind of product, you know that. I'll give you four for it, cause I've gotta cut off the last bit. And my customers want uncut.",Fuck that! The last part's the best. You dry-dive six stories and blammo! Jack right into the Big Black.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21197,Anyway. How much they offer you?,Twenty grand. And of course I still keep the rug.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21198,"I need a sponsor to get my sanction card back. Where I come from, you're the king.","Sure, around here, any fat old bald guy could be king. I'm nothing. It wouldn't do any good for me to talk to the Congress. Hey, you thirsty? You like orange whips?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21199,"I'm by myself today, ate my lunch outta the microwave.","Jesus Christ man, that microwave food will kill ya as quick as a bullet. Those burritos are only fit for a hippie high on weed. Pull me down a bottle of Jack Daniels. I'm gettin' tanked tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21200,"Captain, we have lost ventral shielding on deck twenty nine.",Divert power and compensate.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21201,Didn't you always say gambling's an honest trade?,I said poker's an honest trade. Only suckers buck the tiger. The odds are all with the house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21202,"I'm in the bath, mom.",Well hurry up. I want to be at Mrs. Rosemond's before lunch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21203,I just saw Gray. What was he laughing at?,He has his own idea of a joke. Perhaps his horse tickled him in the ribs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21204,"I didn't know how to tell you. A couple brokers stopped in for Stoley Spritzers one night. Next thing I know, Fast Track Digest votes us ""Watering Hole of the Month."" Now, I'm shopping for Aqua Salmon wallpaper.","I read about these people in Newsweek. Where's all the regulars, Crazy Jeff Cava, the Todd sisters, Indian Joe? Where's Ed Kranepool's autograph? Captain Bob's steering wheel?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21205,I guess the best strategy's just to tell them the truth.,"Yeah, well. The truth is one thing. When there's more than a few hundred million dollars involved, that's a whole new deal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21206,What percentages for my family?,"Thirty per cent. In the first year your share would be four million dollars, then it would go up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21207,Ahhh! I never heard of that term before. I thought you were Black or African-American. No?,"Well before there was Black or African American, there were Negros. I'm a Negro.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21208,"This is completely improper, Commander Chekov. I have no intention of allowing Reliant or any other unauthorized personnel access to our work or materials.","I'm sorry you feel that way, Doctor. Admiral Kirk's orders are confirmed. Please prepare to deliver Genesis to us upon our arrival. Reliant out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21209,God. You're a real live outlaw!,"I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealin' my heart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21210,"Your Majesty, I have been advised that you have received a letter from Napoleon, offering a peace treaty, and that you have decided to accept it.",I have decided to accept the principle of a negotiation. The terms are not established.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21211,You sold eight Mountain View?,"You bet your ass. Who wants to go to lunch? Who wants to go to lunch? I'm buying. Eighty-two fucking grand. And twelve grand in commission. John, on fucking deadbeat magazine subscription leads.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21212,Don't know if God wanna see me.,He knows where ya at. Just answer the door if he come knockin'.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21213,I'm going out the front.,"Are you nuts, Buffy? There's a hundred of them out there. They'll rip us apart.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21214,"I'd venture to say, sir, you don't remember much of anything that happened last night, sir.",What do you mean? I remember everything! Hand me my pants. I wrote her phone number on a piece of paper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21215,Polish. What kind of name is Mayo?,Italian. My mom was Irish. I got her ears. But the rest is all wop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21216,"That guy I brought in yesterday, post-cardiac arrest. He's gone.","Burke. You won't believe it. He's showing cognitive signs. He started with spontaneous respiration, now he's fighting to pull out the tube. Had to sedate him. He's in a CAT scan. I'm giving him every test I can, thromboytics, steroids, nitrodrips, heparin.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21217,Oh. Why? does he live up here?,Not exactly. But it's his kind of neighborhood.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21218,"Nah, I'm done. Got to be on shift in a couple hours. Aren't you going in?","Nah. It's getting too cold for me, and my wonderful mother will kill me if I screw up my hair. She's got some model agency guy coming to dinner tomorrow night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21219,"Well, what exactly does our platoon do? Serve beverages? Process paperwork?",Our platoon has the best assignment of all. We're the first into battle!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21220,I suppose that's your wagon in the river.,Some people who went by this way lost it. Two men and some women. They packed their stuff on horses and went on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21221,"Barry, I'm fucking broke! I know we used to fuck with anyone who asked for anything we didn't like, but it's gotta stop.","Bullshit. The guy was going to buy one record, which we didn't even have, and leave and never come back again anyway. Why not have a little fun? Big fucking deal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21222,Yes. What is rent?,"Eight-hundred, split down the middle. Tuesdays and Thursdays I rehearse with my scene partner so the living room will be off limits.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21223,May I lift my eyebrows? What is this? What are you trying to do?,I'm trying to get Susie to stand up to you. But your manner is so threatening that she's afraid to speak!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21224,How'd your interview go? I'm sure you charmed the hell out of Sally.,She's a talk show host. They can't be charmed. By definition.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21225,That can't be right. That would mean every shipment of every product is poisoned. We'd all be dead.,No. Every product contains one component. The elements react in combination. Hair spray won't do it. But hair spray and perfume and lipstick will. Untraceable. It's very elegant.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21226,It's all set. Consuelo's squad can take they day off tomorrow. We're taking over.,"Good. Come in, we'll work it out. Sit down, sit down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21227,He's with me. Anything you would like to tell us about Teresa Banks that would help us out?,"I've thought about that. I think her death is what you would call a ""freak accident"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21228,According to this we've completed our exploration of the entire sector.,"Fifty-four planets, and their gaseous atmospheric anomalies. Our sensing and analytic equipment worked well.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21229,"I don't care what, ain't nobody just gonna let us walk away with a ship that size.","The law's on our side. If they want to challenge it, let them try.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21230,"It should be noted, sir, that the collapse of the Veridian star would produce a shock wave similar to the one we observed at Amargosa.",And destroy every planet in the system.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21231,"Come on, Margo. We're on the verge of something huge. Let's consider the possibility, just the three of us, alone in this room. What if John was right. I mean, what if? And he sent back an egg of his monster in the crates. When it got to the museum, it hatched.","Several problems with that theory. For one thing, this egg is intact. For another, according to Pendergast, the crates were shipped here on a boat. Everyone on board was killed like Beauregard. If the thing hatched in mid-ocean, where did it go?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21232,The chick digs you. She lit up like a pinball machine when she heard your novel was getting published.,"Now I've got another lie to live down. Thanks, Jack.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21233,"I appreciate you bringing this to our attention. Whatever you want, the rest of the night, consider it on the house.","Thanks, but I'm here on business. I heard you're the G around here. I'm looking for some cars, expensive ones. A lot of them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21234,And I'm sure you thought Columbus was going to sail off the edge of the world!,"But lo and behold, he found another world that progress could annihilate!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21235,I don't know now. You want to go to another movie? So let's go see The Sorrow and the Pity.,"Oh, come on, we've seen it. I'm not in the mood to see a four hour documentary on Nazis.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21236,Seems like they're cooperating. Hopefully I'll be out of here and on my way very soon.,"Well, don't drag your ass. There won't be much of a window for us to link up. We'll be in your orbit trajectory in less than two hours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21237,Evan. He's a mucky-muck union official from Massachusetts. You're lucky.,"Don't know about lucky. The guy's a full-blown asshole. Pay's good, though. $100 a day. I got to guarantee a kill, of course. Which I can do. There's some monster bucks hiding out up there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21238,Not one word. He admits to having sex with your mother but that's all.,"He's lying. She wouldn't have touched him. He raped her, then butchered her. Her blood was all over his coat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21239,I can't kill my own father.,Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21240,I went. I did. I took my mother and little brother.,"But you didn't ask permission. You broke a trust. If you had asked, Karen probably would have let you. I'm sure she would.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21241,"Give me the key, mother.","I don't even have it on me, so forget it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21242,How many families live here with you?,Only myself and two other girls. One is a cello player in the opera and the other a street-car conductor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21243,On two lane blacktop. Mile marker six-one. How we doin' on time?,Thirty-eight minutes ahead of schedule.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21244,It's a lot to them. They'd do anything to open that mine.,"Ah! They've got other mines. You don't see the larger picture. They've got millions. Millions. They can outlast us, and they know it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21245,"I come from a big one. Nine of us. All in Minnesota, except me.",I have no close folks. My parents died when I was a kid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21246,I'm so glad to see you. What's the occasion?,I'm in town on a case. Dropped by to see Vince and we thought we'd see the new display.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21247,It does concern me.,"Well, I don't know why it should. There's a whole lot of people in town involved with lawsuits. We're hardly unique here, Billy. I mean, I can understand how you feel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21248,One too many safes dropped on his head?,"Nah, that goes with the territory. He's a stunt bunny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21249,"Keep it together, Claude. You wake up the man, he'll shoot you for sure.",He'd be doing me a favor. I'm getting outta here one way or the other! Goddamn rats and shit! Fuck!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21250,"Jack, it's a fool's errand. You've heard the tales they tell about the Pearl.","Aye, and that's why I know where it's going to be, and that's why I know what Barbossa is up to. All I need is a crew.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21251,Sister Paul was in her eighties? Did she climb up here often?,"No, only when she felt like it. She brought me up here last winter and the next day she died.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21252,"It is? Well, how about that? No wonder I couldn't get into the executive washroom this morning.",And I couldn't get into my apartment so at four a. m. I had to wake up the landlady and give her a whole song and dance about going out to mail a letter and the door slamming shut.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21253,It's cosmetic. They don't cover cosmetic. Last year I had a tooth capped. The dentist tells me I'm not covered for caps. It's cosmetic.,Bullshit it's cosmetic! My fucking tooth was cracked in half. I made the son of a bitch write it in as a cavity. The department's dental is for shit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21254,I was told there was a real nice girl here named Joanne. Quite young.,That's Charity. She's out back. She'll be free in half hour.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21255,I have to live in Rosehill Avenue as well?,Only till they get you into the local school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21256,"Well, you know him, he's a friend of yours, do you think he can be trusted?","Shit, after what you've told me, I don't know. I should've known, when he showed up dressed like some arty brat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21257,"Oh, he's gone to my club, has he?","Yeah, It's all your fault, getting invites to gambling clubs. He's probably in the middle of an orgy by now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21258,"The vintage look is over, Kat. Haven't you been reading your Sassy?","Yeah, and I noticed the only part of you featured in your big Kmart spread was your elbow. Tough break.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21259,"All the good ones go for jerks, you know that. Forget her. Take out your trig book and figure out problem twelve.","I can't just forget her, Pitts. And I certainly can't think about math!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21260,Then leave her to me.,"Pardon me, but I doubt you can handle her. My wife was quite a martial arts expert. Jade Fox killed her. So you see, this is personal. Leave her to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21261,That's Lord Frederick Tessier. Owns most of Freeside. Wintermute's mainframe is centred in the Royal Family's villa.,He's a Sense/Net Chairman. Why would he launch an A.I.?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21262,Crime of passion. He just went nuts. He would have shot everyone in here. He just ran out of bullets.,Duffy. This look like a fucking post office to you? This guy came in here with intent. Maybe he didn't know exactly what he was gonna do but he had a pretty good idea. The bartender wasn't a fucking accident.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21263,"Well, hell, you got the whole Chicago south side. How do ya expect the eight lousy spots I've got to compete with that?","They did 14 grand in Evanston, 16.5 is Gary, and 20 in Cicero. Looks like you're bringing up the rear, Granger.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21264,"My job, unpleasant sometimes, is to know what others don't want me to know.","Not if you have spies in the White House, it isn't your job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21265,I guess you've seen some bad things.,"Yes I have. So bad, I wouldn't poison your mind by telling you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21266,Did he see any sign of them?,"No, but he heard firing, just east, less that a kilometer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21267,He's not going tonight.,I told his father he'd be on that flight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21268,"It means that you and your buddies are whacko, that you were discharged on psychological grounds after some war games in Thailand.","War games? Thailand? That's not true! How can you believe that? Can't you see what they're doing? It's all a lie. We were in Da Nang, for God's sake. You've got to believe me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21269,He ask you out for next weekend?,"No, but I told him I'd be at the Town Tavern next Saturday night, and he sounded like he might come.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21270,"So, Miles. If you have a proposal, let's hear it.",At this point my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21271,"If Father Lowe is an innocent little lamb, why hasn't he picked up the telephone and called Constable Haller to tell him Marty's sending poison-pen letters?","I don't accept the idea that he knows who his letter writer is, Jane. Because I don't accept the idea that there was a big bad wolf who saw Marty in his wheelchair.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21272,"But those instructions, they're recorded in the computer.",Nope. The CD instructs the computer to replace those instructions with an innocuous loan coded XJ-6.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21273,"There are no experts. You probably know as much about possession than most priests. Look your daughter doesn't say she's a demon, she says she's the devil himself and if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd know it's like saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte. You ask me what I think is best for your daughter. Six months, under observation in the best hospital you can find.","You show me Regan's double: same face, same voice, same everything. I'd know it wasn't Regan. I'd know in my gut and I'm telling you that that thing upstairs isn't my daughter! And I want you to tell me that you know for a fact that there's nothing wrong with my daughter except in her mind! You tell me you know for a fact that an exorcism wouldn't do any good! You tell me that!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21274,Because God loves a winner.,He used to love losers. But the laws of physics changed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21275,That was just perfect. You've ruined me for anyone else.,I don't want anyone else ever to have you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21276,Do you mind if I ask who you are?,"Mind? God, yes, I mind. I'm your father's friend. A man claiming to be the family physician let me in a while ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21277,Why don't you just beg some money off my dad and move into something decent with a real kitchen and a real bathroom?,I'd rather sell my nuts to a castrati.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21278,I can't let my lunch hour go on too long. I've already skipped one meeting.,"Don't give me this passive/aggressive bullshit. If you want to leave, leave. My life doesn't stop when you walk out the door, you know what I'm saying?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21279,"Give me a list of those effects. I want to know every single thing which has been altered or changed, no matter how insignificant.",It will take a few moments for the computer to compile the information.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21280,Thank you Mrs. Franklin. Jackie? This has been very valuable for us. And I'll have a serious talk with Annabelle tonight.,It's Wednesday night. She's at my house. I'll talk to her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21281,Why isn't he locked up?,"We don't want to just lock him up; we want a conviction, we wanted him to do something more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21282,It's from the machine. All they need is the crystal to run it and they have 2/3 of it already. We can't let that happen.,You're saying you want us to beat them to the crystal and save the world from financial disarray?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21283,The official inquiry blamed Weir's design for the ship's loss.,That doesn't mean a damn thing. They were looking for a scapegoat and Weir fit the bill. But he's not responsible for what happened to the ship.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21284,Was he aware of the importance of this occasion?,"Yes, sir, he was. But he said he was obligated to lecture at Johns Hopkins University.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21285,Why can't we just talk to the authorities?,"Yeah, right. Let's trade death by Freddy for life in a rubber room. Adults won't see it. They can't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21286,"I'm touched, really, that they'd send someone of your caliber. It's nice to know that they didn't make the mistake of underestimating me twice.","That was a mistake, trying to kill you. Mikhi did it without consulting me. I'd have never allowed it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21287,I know you could of scored them three touchdowns by yourself instead of throwing 'em over to me.,Them boys was tryin' to pull me down pretty hard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21288,If there is a Keyser Soze he'll be looking for you.,"Where's your head, Agent Kujan? Where do you think the pressure's coming from? Keyser Soze,or whatever you want to call him, knows where I am right now. He's got the front burner under your ass to let me go so he can scoop me up ten minutes later. Immunity was just to deal with you assholes. I got a whole new problem when I post bail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21289,It's a bloody navigation hazard. One boat can't control a ship that size.,The damn thing's been floating around for God knows how long and it hasn't hit anything yet. So we take it easy. A little of the old push pull.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21290,"You're never alone in a room with Graham, are you? You're smooth about it, but you're never one-on-one with him. Why's that? Do you think he's psychic?","He's an eideteker. He has almost total recall. But I don't think he's psychic. What he has it empathy and projection. He can assume your point of view and mine, and some other points of view that scare and sicken him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21291,I thought she built it herself.,She did. But hardly anyone does anything truly alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21292,If I've got any sense I'm going to call headquarters.,They'll probably believe you. But they'll want to know what you were fighting about. Why Mitchell had a gun. You'll tell them a simple story. They'll pretend it sounds all right to them. Now you're headquarters. How does it sound to you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21293,I just wanna get out of here.,And don't forget to tell your friends what happens if they fuck around in here. You understand?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21294,"You said yourself, you thought about takin' him out.","Then. That time has passed. Right now, Mr. Blonde is the only one I completely trust. He's too fuckin' homicidal to be workin' with the cops.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21295,"Forgive me, but you don't strike me as the social secretary type.","Thank you. But the truth is, I'm a single woman in a man's world. That leaves me very few choices, doesn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21296,"He can reason? With the Tribunal's permission, let me expose this hoax by direct examination.",Proceed. But don't turn this hearing into a farce.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21297,"That's ridiculous. So, if you really can't stand someone, then you pretend that you're really crazy about them?","I don't know. And I don't care, Kevin's a jerk and I don't like him anymore. He's all yours!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21298,"No, it's Morgan Freeman. Got any bones that need collecting?",Only the one in my pants.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21299,"That fella ""Sport"" looks like a killer to me.",He never killed nobody. He's a Libra.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21300,How long will they watch us for?,Until Guy tells them to go. Once they watched me for like two hours. I found my car the next day in the T.J. Maxx parking lot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21301,Alive and hale. He's throwing a little surprise party for his own family. Is your mother often this unstable? Penelope!,She's a real heavy sleeper sometimes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21302,"Look, there's no fuckin' way I'm gonna give you the key, outside of you point a gun at my head. Then we might have something to talk about. Now step away from the car.","I don't need a gun. Where is it? If it isn't on you, it's around here someplace.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21303,He needs our help!,He's beyond our help. You saw him get bit. I saw him get bit. We all saw it. You can't help him. I've got no one left to lose but you. I can't be alone again. We're sticking together.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21304,"Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.",This is a hundred and eighty dollars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21305,"I wanted some fresh air, Robert. How is Mr. Gardiner?","A rather large contusion, but I don't feel there is any serious damage. I'd like to keep an eye on him, though. I suggested that he stay here for a couple of days.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21306,Have her bring the money here.,It's in the safe. She can't get at it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21307,My father doesn't answer. I have to go find him.,"I'm afraid you'll have to wait until the police have spoken to you. Keep trying your father, he'll answer eventually.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21308,Do you think that the government is winning the battle against terrorists?,"Oh yes. Our morale is much higher than theirs, we're fielding all their strokes, running a lot of them out, and pretty consistently knocking them for six. I'd say they're nearly out of the game.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21309,You believe in anything?,"I believe in you, me, and Rock and Roll. And I'm not too sure about you lately.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21310,Did they say anything about my family?,"They're still alive, but the loyalists plan to start killing hostages in forty minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21311,Last night I read Rudy the story of Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Pot. Know what happened? He stuck his nose in that honey pot once too often and got stung.,Maybe you ought to read him Pinocchio. You told me you were going to turn Bluestar around. Not upside down. You used me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21312,It's really pretty outside. How about taking me for a walk after you've finished your breakfast?,Oh I suppose I oughta try to do some writing first.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21313,Are you proposing to transfer command to me?,"In every practical sense, yes, but, officially, of course, I would have to retain command.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21314,"Look, I appreciate what you're offering, but no. He is my responsibility.",And ours. It's our grandchild.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21315,"Complete snowjob. And then we went out and told the country they weren't putting missiles into Cuba. By the way, you realize we just lost the midterms.",Who gives a shit about the midterms now? The Soviets are putting nuclear weapons ninety miles away from us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21316,"When I freaked out at the pub? That was nothing, just nerves. Don't worry about it.",But I do. I will. You're my sister.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21317,Did you ever report it to anyone?,"Heavens, no! The owners don't like us to even talk about it. I hoped we could take care of this quietly tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21318,"Don't make this like a counsel, Lloyd. I got statistics I can show you, I got graphs I can show you. That's all the stuff I can show you, it all says the same thing. You have to decide on a career.","My dad's a lieutenant colonel in the army, he wants me to join, he wants to pull some strings. I mean, there's no possible way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21319,The Sig Sauer you got me for my birthday.,"Tell you what, you're a good girl, you might get another one for Christmas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21320,"Well, you sure picked the right place. I mean, you can stay here all afternoon, not buy anything and just read.","Unless, of course, if you had some time I mean, we could get some coffee.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21321,He was a crooked bastard. He would have killed us.,The police don't know that. And it's going to be hard to explain it to them with a noose around your neck. I'll take you as far as California. If we can even make that. After that I'm cutting you loose.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21322,You want to go back to shuttle work?,"It's steady, good benefits.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21323,I have an appointment this afternoon. I need someone to take them to the park.,What? And have Federal agents jump out of the bushes with court orders? How many years do you get in this state for giving second-rate care to minors?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21324,"Yourself. Good, bad, everything. Just show me who you are for once.","I have been nothing but myself since the day I was born. And if you can't see that, it's your failing, not mine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21325,"Of course, Truman has always been very much in on casting.","As with our own lives, the only people he can't cast are his family. Otherwise he has final approval, able to elevate an extra into a lead role as was the case with his only real friend, Marlon, or alternatively, relegate a star to a bit player.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21326,He's a brilliant man. Brilliant enough to catch you.,"Brilliant? You think he caught any of them because he was brilliant? Hardboy? MyDick? Imelda? Ripper? Think about it, how did he locate them? He found them as Murder Man. And how did Murder Man find them? With sweet talk and brains? No. He did it with souvenirs. He took them into private rooms, swapped goodies. Pictures, panties, jewelry, body parts. Snuff downloads. As bait. That's why I never exchanged with him. He killed girls, oh yeah, harvested them. He had the best stuff. Richard Low is Murder Man and Murder Man is one of us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21327,Because Iris knew somebody was after her.,"She said ""If they get me"". They. Which means the whole sex-killer thing is a cover, which means somebody whacked her for a reason.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21328,"We've been waiting to do a follow up episode on you for a long time. And that time has definitely come. I feel it's apparent to anyone who's hip to what's going on that the prison board has thrown the constitution straight out the fucking window. You and Mallory may be killers, but you're not insane. You belong in a prison, not in an asylum. The prison board is blatantly railroading you into a hospital for the sole purpose of turning you into vegetables. Now some people are saying, 'So what?' I am not one of those people. If we avert our eyes while they do this to you, we give them permission to do it again whenever they see fit. Today they wipe clean your mind because they feel your actions are dangerous, tomorrow they wipe clean my mind because they feel what I say is dangerous. Where does it all stop?","My problem Mickey, is that you don't exactly inspire empathy. I'm all alone on this. I need your help. I want what the prison board is doing to be the focus of our follow up episode. Now I have interviews with chairman of the prison board Dewight McClusky about this issue. And I'm telling you, Mickey, he looks bad. The two psychologists they used for their psychiatric kangaroo court won't talk to us, which always looks bad. I have an interview with both the judge of your trial, Bert Steinsma, and the psychologist and author, Emil Reinghold, both of which discount the notion that you're insane. You put that all together, and what the state is doing becomes obvious. But the network isn't satisfied. They feel the show needs another element. It needs you. In order to put the show on the air, I need to get an interview with you. You haven't talked to the press since your trial. Now, a few days before you get transferred to an asylum, you grant an interview on television with Wayne Gayle. We're talking a media event here. Every son of a bitch out there with a TV set's gonna tune in to see that. We'll make their motives so blatant, we'll shame them into dropping the whole thing. At least for a little while, the publicity would keep them from just giving you and Mallory lobotomies. Well, what do you say?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21329,"Okay, let's just slow down. Pull up the starfield signal origin.","It can't be coming from Vega, the system's too young.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21330,"Is there anything I can do, Comrade?",You might get me an accurate map of Paris. I want to use my spare time to inspect the public utilities and make a study of all outstanding technical achievements in the city.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21331,"If you must know, we were attempting to go to a small study group of friends.",Otherwise known as an orgy?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21332,Suppose somebody wanted her so badly that he didn't give a hang if it was good manners or not?,"Well, in that event, it would be good manners on the part of the other man to let him have her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21333,I must receive proof more conclusive than Mr. Poe's opinion before I weaken our defenses by allowing militia to withdraw.,"Chingachgook's of the same opinion. Taken together, that's gospel. Your fort will stand or fall depending on Webb and reinforcements, not these colonials' presence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21334,"Okay now, er, Huey, so what's your telephone number?","I have confirmed to you my address, that's all I'm required to by law to do. We have broken no law.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21335,"Mrs. Brovlofski, the V-chip hasn't been fully tested yet, it could be dangerous.","I don't care if it's dangerous! Desperate times call for desperate measures, Mr. Mackey. Perhaps I need to remind you of your situation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21336,I suppose computers have been known to be wrong.,"Yes, but it's more likely that the tolerances on our testing gear are too low.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21337,Spengler and I have charted every psychic occurrence in the Tri-State area for the past two years. The graph we came up with definitely points to something big.,"Ray, as your friend I have to tell you I think you've really gone around the bend on this ghost stuff. You've been running your ass off for two years checking out every schizo in the Five Boroughs who thinks he's had an experience. And what have you seen?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21338,I don't think I've ever spent this much time with someone who didn't even ask my name.,The maitre d' called you Christine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21339,you have any idea how much I can sue these jokers for?,"Well, just don't forget your old friends when you're rich and famous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21340,"You just came back home, Daddy. I don't wanna leave right now. I wanna stay home and be with you.","And I wanta be with you, too, but this school is somethin' that's good for you. Somethin you need, like good air to breathe. And I want you to have it, boy, and that's the way it's gonna be!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21341,"What do you mean, you're not going? We promised.","When I retired, I swore I'd never set foot on a starship again, and I meant it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21342,Did you pay the guy the reward?,"Yeah, as soon as we got back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21343,"Bless you, Sulu. Where's the peace conference? They're going to attempt another assassination.","The Conference is at Camp Khitomer, near the Romulan border. I'm sending the exact coordinates on a coded frequency.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21344,Yes they are! Look how much more hair I have than you!,It's just cause mine is finer. A little bleach'll fix that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21345,"Good. Very good. Tibet is a great country. A wonderful history. Long ago, you even conquered part of China. But now you have fallen behind and we want to help you. In twenty years' time you could be ahead of us. Then it will be your turn to help China.","You know, I have great respect for your Lord Buddha. He was anti-caste. Anti-corruption. Anti-exploitation. For some, politics and religion can mix.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21346,"Oh, you're both so naive.","Look young lady, I grew up through the depression. I fought in the second World War. Six days a week I get up and deal with the public, the bank and the bill collectors. And on the seventh day, when God rests, I don't have to listen to my daughter calling me a fool!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21347,"School, school. Regular. I used to get pretty good grades in school, you know.","So did I. I made it with the principal. Study hard and get a ""B."" Lift your dress and an ""A"" you'll see.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21348,"But honey, I thought you told me your Uncle Pooch raped you when you were thirteen.","That's true. Uncle Pooch wasn't really an uncle. He was a business partner of my daddy's? And my mama never knew anything about him and me. That's for damn sure. His real name was something kind of European, like Pucinski. But everyone just called him Pooch. He came around the house sometimes when Daddy was away. I always figured he was sweet on mama, so when he cornered me one afternoon, I was surprised more than a little.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21349,"I got a call of a disturbance, screaming and yelling, loud music. Has there been some screaming and yelling?","Yes. I had someone come to my door, someone I didn't want here and I told them to leave, so it's no big deal. They left. I'm sorry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21350,Don't you know the Wizard's going to give you some courage?,I'd be too scared to ask him for it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21351,"What are doing, Bond? Trying to impress this innocent thing?",She's no innocent. This is my nuclear consultant.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21352,"He's going after Debbie, I gotta stop him.","Hey, you're not alone. We have to stop him, I'm with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21353,You knew these people?,"I knew the man, Emil Hobbes, a doctor and a professor at university. I saw the girl around the building but I didn't know her. She never came to the clinic.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21354,I'm scared. Three kids are dead. I want to go to this party.,"Then go to the party. Run with the herd, Kenny. Just don't spew out all that 'be an individual, assert yourself' crap anymore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21355,I thought you'd be pleased.,I am. I'm so very proud of you. Go back to sleep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21356,"He wanted a watch, too.",Twenty-five thousand for clothes and a watch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21357,Good. I called you at work today. They said you were home sick.,I know. I had to take the day to think.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21358,Duh. I'm in your class at school.,"Oh my God, it's really you. You're Harry's friend, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21359,"Our daughter? Is that what you said? Our daughter? I mean, you might have a daughter, but I sure as hell don't. And even if I did -- which I don't -- she wouldn't be our daughter.","Her name is Felicity, and she just turned eighteen. She ran away from Pittsburgh last year, and now she's living in some shit-hole here in Brooklyn with a guy named Chico. Strung out on crack, four months pregnant. I can't bear to think about that baby. Our grandchild, Auggie. Just think of it. Our grandchild.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21360,"To tell you the truth, I am frightened too. Shall I remain here in our hotel room hiding, or shall I carry on the best I can?","Whatever I'd say, you'd carry on. Victor, why don't you tell me about Rick? What did you find out?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21361,But I haven't shot him.,You weren't able to. But what's important is that you tried.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21362,But I'm not an interviewer or a correspondent.,"That doesn't matter. As long as we can get our message through to someone there. Jill, where are those handouts?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21363,What's our weapons situation?,"Shit! Our armory's a big blue box from the back shelf of stores. We got about two clips left for an autoloader, and that's it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21364,What are you going to do? Shoot me?,"Depends. You got some nerve intruding on a man's grief. I bet I could pull this trigger right now and call it justifiable homicide. Now, who are you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21365,"Look, I appreciate, you know, the concern and all, but like he said, I can take care of myself.",I just brought you something to eat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21366,"No, we'll leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, and we'll just assume it all went to plan.","I have a gun in my room. Give me five seconds, I'll come back and blow their brains out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21367,"You're gonna be okay, aren't you, daddy?","No, I'm not. I've been bit. In effect, I'm already dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21368,"Josie! Josie, how'd it go? Did he ream you?","Yeah, but I'm okay. I've got some work to do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21369,I see. She must have been very happy here.,Too happy. That's why I discharged her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21370,"Hey, you know, what can I say, I dig those cute little sweaters she wears.","I'll bet you do, you little horndog. She's givin' you fuckin' stiffies, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21371,"No. You can't. Look, I know you don't know me from Adam, but you've got to trust me.","Trust you? I may seem a little goofy at times, but I'm not a complete Bozo, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21372,Where'd you get them flowers?,That gal that made employee of the month give 'em to me for walkin' with her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21373,"I don't have much choice, do I? It's pretty clear she doesn't want me around.","Still, you can't just write her off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21374,"Yes, I'm Ed Wood. I'm here about directing the Christine Jorgensen picture.","Yeah, well a couple of things have changed. It ain't gonna be the Christine Jorgensen story no more. Goddamn ""Variety"" printed the story before I had the rights, and now that bitch is asking for the sky.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21375,Perhaps Sir Robert had a word with the Man Upstairs.,A word? I'm sure by now he's engineered a hostile takeover.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21376,I'd tell you if I knew. But I'm not in this. Ask the police.,"That'd be very smart. That'd be the smartest thing I ever did. Me, that a police captain's been in a hospital three weeks on account we had an argument. The boys would like to have me come in and ask questions. They'd like it right down to the end of their blackjacks. Now I come to you on the level. Studsy says you're on the level. Be on the level.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21377,Don't worry. I'll bring him in unharmed.,"Actually, Gordon, you're not gonna do that. I'm taking control of the team.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21378,What happened? What did they do to her?,"Do? Jesus Christ, man. They chopped her goddamn head off right there in the parking lot! Then they cut all kinds of holes in her head and sucked out the blood!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21379,Give me revs for maximum speed at sea level.,You know what that'll do to our fuel consumption.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21380,He's been tested for drugs?,Negative for drugs. But he took on five cops like he was dusted to the eyeballs. No drugs. You believe that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21381,"Shoot, Doc, the only one I'm disturbing is that old nurse and her fixed ways. That's all.","Yes, that may be so, but in making a careful study of your past record, along with your behavior since you arrived here. My feeling is that you are not mentally ill and it is going to be my recommendation that you be returned to Pendleton where they are better equipped to handle your case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21382,I wonder where they went.,Annie probably took Lindsey out or something. Let's look for a note.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21383,"He's a man of God, he's true to his vows.","First and foremost, he's a man. You remind him of that fact, and he resents you for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21384,I'd be worse if you hadn't come along.,"I didn't just come along. I was looking for you. Jake said you were out there. I saw him in town, and he told me about that business the other night. Said you boys took a Henry off one of McKendrick's men. I wanted to see it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21385,It is I. The journey you undertook to reach me could not have been an easy one.,"It was not. The Barrier stood between us, but we breached it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21386,"No thanks, Matt. I need my eight hours.",I'll lay you five to one you won't sleep. In this job you have to unwind. Otherwise it'll kill you. I mean that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21387,"Mr. Murphy, leaving your friend aside, do you see yourself as having any weaknesses?","No. Well, yes. I have to admit it: I'm a perfectionist. For me, it's the best or nothing at all. If things go badly, I can't be bothered, but I have a good feeling about this interview. Seems to me like it's gone pretty well. We've touched on a lot of subjects, a lot of things to think about, for all of us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21388,"Certainly, monseigneur, does not Your Excellency consider her worthy of love?","Perfectly so. And what is more, I will tell you that I love her, and that I am not of a humor to put up with rivals.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21389,"You gotta talk to her. She looks up to you, she'll listen to you.",I tried talking to her at the mine. It didn't work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21390,"Well thank you, hun. That's real good of you to say. I wouldn't know what to do without him, either.","You've been real good to me, too. It ain't ever'body that'd make biscuits in the middle of the night. You and that boy has give me a good feelin'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21391,Good. How long ago did your wife die?,It's been about a year and a half.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21392,"Oh, they shouldn't do such things. Are you sure this report is correct?","It gives details which couldn't be invented. Naturally I want to verify it, and that's why I need you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21393,"Forget everything else for a second, Lynn. Is there anything you can give me on Dudley Smith?",A police captain. I think he's behind all of this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21394,You seem very savvy for a man who's been found mentally incompetent to stand trial.,"Look, I'm a victim here, too. I was a year away from getting my masters in Art, now I'll never graduate. My life has been permanently disrupted.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21395,"Actually, I don't make friends easily.","What're you talking about? You're a real likeable person. You'll make friends out there in Portchester one, two, three. You'll have people visiting you alla time. I'll come visit you. I'll borrow my brother Freddie's car, or you can call me up when you feel blue, or I'll call you up. And it's gonna be nice. Don't be so afraid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21396,"I want to reassure you, Elaine, there's absolutely nothing going on between Viktor and I.","You don't have to protect my feelings, Simone. I don't blame Viktor for falling in love with the most desirable woman in the world.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21397,Chub says you're fired.,He can't fire me. LaRiviere already did that this morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21398,Did you ever go back to see her?,"Once, about three or four months later. I felt so bad about stealing the camera, I hadn't even used it yet. I finally made up my mind to return it, but Granny Ethel wasn't there anymore. Someone else had moved into the apartment, and he couldn't tell me where she was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21399,"He was a con man, wasn't he?",He was a tear-off rat. He got what he deserved. No sense helpin' pay his bills.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21400,"You can be cocky now, boy. But you won't make it. You won't last. I just feel sorry for Josie. I knew it wouldn't work out.","Well, at least she ain't married to no white man's nigger! You been stoopin' so long, Reverend, you don't even know how to stand straight no more. You just half a man!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21401,A truck? You're doing this for a truck? That's insanity.,It's not a truck. It's the Rolls Royce of eighteen-wheelers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21402,"Congratulations on the deal. How exciting. Is Sally doing Sally? I mean, it's Sally. The character that's based on Sally. The character that's based on Sally in the book.","The novel. No, Skye Davidson is playing the lead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21403,Heather? You doing okay?,Holding my own. You know that guy who was calling me all the time? He's started again. He's been putting stuff in my mail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21404,You knew Sergeant West?,He was our Drill here. Man's older than sand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21405,"But the idea's good, if we could just turn it around somehow.","If we could just get the creature into the lifeboat, we could launch it into space and blow it up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21406,There goes your stereo for another year. Mike Damone is a no-brain little prick. I'm not letting him get away with this.,"Don't do anything, Linda. I'd rather just forget about it. I don't even like the guy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21407,Can you confirm visually or just radar?,"Radar, he's underwater. But he's definitely coming.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21408,"Nah. Once I get my own wheels, I could come up all the time.","That'd be great. Hey, maybe someday your band'll play there. It's a college town, you know?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21409,"You said ""Teresa Banks"", so you think something is going on somewhere in the world right now that is connected with her murder?","Yes. Either right now or right when I thought of it. The name and memory of Teresa Banks is haunting me. Lately I have been filled with a knowingness that the murderer will strike again. Because it is only a feeling, I am powerless to stop it. And another thing, Albert, when the next murder happens, you will help me solve it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21410,I'm afraid that his health is not good. He's your only relative and you ought to say farewell to him before taking your vows. You will certainly never see him again.,But why does he want to see me? He has never bothered about me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21411,I am impressed. We used the distinctive cover as a sort of mental flash card.,We experimented with hallucinogens. We used electro-shock to produce a vegetative state. We conducted terminal experiments in sensory deprivation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21412,Kastle's daughter's been lookin' for you.,She told us you went after Junior to save your old man's hide. You got some balls goin' after that psycho.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21413,"The way I see it, you have an unparalleled opportunity to become the richest woman in the world.","I'm just not the type. Besides, I want to get out of here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21414,I screwed up the divorce. I agreed with everything she said. I wanted her to like me. I just want to be a good father.,"It would help if you were married, if there was someone at home while you work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21415,You're the only human being I care for.,"Then do me a favor. If the world's going to end, it shouldn't matter a bit. I want you to cure me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21416,You mean our past as in Me and Sid. This has nothing to do with you Gale.,This has everything to do with me Dewey. I was the one who brought the nation's attention to this shit anyway. I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit around and pass on the buck again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21417,"Tell him the channels, Dusty.","Channels, we got two and six. Two don't come in so hot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21418,"Okay? With this pad, the killer wheels? Looks like you really cleaned up your act.","What can I tell you? It's a healthier lifestyle down here, and it's easier to succeed when your head's clear. Those guys I worked with back in Boston, they were a bad influence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21419,"Fuck you! You know, I'll call the police.",Go ahead! They love you just about as much as I do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21420,How the hell did Tan get away with it?,"All the evidence against him disappeared, the smuggling case was unsolved. Tan resigned and went over to the Triads openly.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21421,"So, Viznick's has to meet with his lawyer in the AM.","Really? You know, seeing these guys away from the court, the facade slips. You catch things.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21422,"Ahhhhhh! But that's where you made your error. You didn't go all the way. You see, if you were really a bold criminal, you could have raised a million.","But the play only cost $60,000 to produce.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21423,I'll need a last known address.,"That's fine, but I don't want you to talk to Miller alone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21424,"You were partners with him on some Slag, uh, Newcomer real estate thing.","That's right. He and I, along with seven or eight others. Listen, gentlemen, I will be happy to assist you in any way I can. Unfortunately, at the moment, I'm overdue at another function.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21425,That's why she hates me. That's why she makes me sleep in the basement.,"In the crawl space, with the rats and the casks of Amontillado. Come on. Up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21426,Am I that close to Fairvale?,Fifteen miles. I'll get your bags.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21427,Something strange is happening. And whoever knows about it doesn't want us to find out.,Your mission is simple. Find out how and why these agents died.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21428,You're carrying that around like it was a picture of your girlfriend! I don't want to see your heart broken when this case crashes and burns!,That's not gonna happen. I'm gonna create reasonable doubt. Buckle your seatbelt and watch me work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21429,"You know, I've never been completely alone with a man before, in the middle of the night, in the middle of the ocean.","Oh, it's perfectly safe. We're well anchored. The ship is in shipshape, and the Coast Guard promised to call me if there are any icebergs around.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21430,"One minute I'm minding my own business, the next thing I know the whole place is burning up. An oxygen tank must've blown on the welder. Started an oil fire.",Looks like it took out the backup genny too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21431,Must be a bitch getting around in that wheelchair. How long you been in it?,"Since I got a iron pipe put across my knees, man. Fight with three wasi'cus, ya know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21432,Could you tell us about being made a Prussian Privy Councillor. How did that happen to a non-Party member?,"I received a telegram from Hermann Goering informing me that he had made me a Privy Councillor. I was not given the opportunity either to accept or refuse. After the dreadful events of November 1938, the violent attacks on the Jews, I stopped using the title.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21433,I took Mrs. Holland to the Houmfort. I thought they might cure her.,You have deliberately endangered Mrs. Holland's life. There's no telling what you may have started with this insanity. Why did you do it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21434,"Listen, I have no time for this. I've heard this shit before! So lets get on with it!","Wait a second, Sid. Don't you go jumping the gun. You haven't seen the best part. With the aides of the computer revolution of y2k, I've been able to steal your voice. Ain't it cool? Listen to what the police are gonna find next to your lifeless, mutilated body.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21435,Dave Schapiro is no horse doctor and Rose has been a good wife to him for a long time. To call her a nymphomaniac is the most stupid thing I ever heard in my life.,"You loved her, didn't you? Well, so did I. You'll have to admit she had four husbands.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21436,"That's not true, Jim. In fact, I think you're very close to the type we're looking for.","Oh yeah? I've done a lot of good stuff. Shorts, features. No major roles it's true. But good stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21437,"I know you miss your parents, its hasn't been that long.",It's been eleven months.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21438,I want to tell you it's a great honor to meet you and talk to you.,You don't admire me. No police admire me. I got one of you killed. Why don't you say right out what you're here for?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21439,The depositors you were protecting were the first ones to pounce on you. You thought they were your friends. Why don't you go out there now and try and get some help from them?,"Aw, they've gone crazy. You can't reason with a mob.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21440,That's no problem. We have those in stock.,"Thank you. Sorry, I'm just a little anxious to give it to her. You take out of state checks?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21441,All the roads into Death Valley are blocked. We'd like to talk to you.,"If I talk to you, I will miss my ship.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21442,"Young? She's fuckin' nine-years-old, same age as Lovejoy's kid. Bernie. One she calls Bernard. Have you read the script?","Yeah, I read it. I was just thinking you could make her older. We might even be able to get Karen Flores.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21443,"Come on, I don't see you living in a cave!",And I don't see you sunbathing at Chernobyl!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21444,"Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married and I have two children.","I'm sure you do. You probably got a real nice house, nice car. Your book's a best seller.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21445,I don't know. I just keep going over and over the numbers.,Reed. Even you can't compute every little thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21446,Wait a minute. You watched the Apple fucking-Dumpling Gang?!,"I'm only allowed ""G"" movies.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21447,"Naw, you missed me, copper. Try this on for size.",I forgot to tell you I'm wearing a bulletproof vest.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21448,"Thank you. Actually, it's our first anniversary this weekend. She thinks I'm here to pick up something for my mother, but it's actually a gift for her. Think I've fooled her?","Take it from me, you never do. But congratulations. Nice to be married, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21449,We're getting out of this place. We've done enough.,"Wait a minute, whoa. We can't go now. What's Yorgi got planned with that nerve agent?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21450,You live with him.,I live here. He drops in and out. He tell you about that half-million dollars he's got in Mexico?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21451,Leave her out of this.,"Jesus, Fergus, you're a walking cliche. You know we won't leave her out of this. But I'm glad to see you care.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21452,I'm standing most of my day. They're for support. Didn't see you in church this morning.,Been on the crop. May need to get some extra hands if I don't want to work on Sundays.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21453,"Dad, it's not a big deal. Didn't you ever stay out all night when you were young?","Yes, but I was a boy. And I still had hell to pay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21454,I think you should ask Mr. Rand that.,"Of course. But since he is ill, I'm taking the liberty of asking you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21455,Hey. You remember that nut in the hockey mask? With the asthma? What was his name?,Oh yeah. The one that used to confess to everything? Hoping we'd beat him up?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21456,"Why don't you take a rest, Brian?",I'm only walking him. You caught him. You have to be exhausted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21457,Why did you leave the Agency?,The same reason everyone does. You hear your name on C-SPAN and you realize you're a skeleton in someone's closet and they're coming to bury you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21458,They're nothing but boys. It will be a slaughter tomorrow.,I doubt much can change that. The enemy has five brigades waiting for us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21459,A $500 tip! For the housekeeper!,Her name's Inez. Stop calling her the housekeeper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21460,Do you think she loves him?,"She must feel something for him. After all, she and I did create him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21461,Repairing the antenna is a pretty dangerous operation.,"It doesn't have to be, Hal. It's more dangerous to be out of touch with Earth. Let me have manual control, please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21462,And that nasty man that followed us last night. You didn't kill him?,"Who'd believe it but you? I took him out to sea and threw him in the water. Even if they find him, what connects him with me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21463,Have you found your man? Is that where he is?,"I think so. And if it comes to it, tell the cops anything you think will make them move. Whatever you came up with couldn't come close to how bad it is. Bye now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21464,"You trust me to keep your money, but not to take your picture?",Those are two different kinds of trust. Thank you for your time. I hope we can do business.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21465,What's with you? You know what take care of him means. I don't call Santos except for one big reason.,"Big is the key word, and I'm telling you I want it bad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21466,Have you thought of what you want planted yet?,"The fields have been left so long, with a good manuring anything will grow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21467,"Hello, Daddy. How are you?","About as good as can be expected with one foot in the grave. Good to see you, son. Did you bring any of that Yankee whisky with you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21468,"I don't have any proof, Palmer.","Ellie, you're the proof. You tell them your story. Ultimately they'll have no choice but to believe you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21469,"Bruno called. In Europe, people are saying you're gonna die from drugs. They think they can cash in on your death.","When I was poor, everybody doubted I could make it. When I got rich, everyone said, `yeah, but he'll never keep it up.' Now everyone says `he's killing himself.' So I clean up, and then they say `Look. His art's dead.' I don't take drugs, anyway. I'm healthy now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21470,"I got it, Mr. Bialystock.","Thank you, Leo. And call me Max. You know, I don't let everybody call me Max. It's only people I really like.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21471,"Better bring me some coffee, Walter.","Very good, sir. Oh, I beg pardon. A telegram came for you, sir. I'll get you some black coffee, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21472,"I'll drop mama a postcard from somewhere. I mean, I don't want her to worry no more'n necessary.","What do you mean by necessary? She's prob'ly already called the cops, my parole officer, her p.i. boyfriend Johnnie Farragut.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21473,And I suppose you're the knight.,The most unpredictable piece on the board. And always ready to protect his queen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21474,"Are you comin' back here soon, Lula? I need you here.","Need me for what, mama? I'm perfectly fine, and safe, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21475,"I'm right with you, man. He's got the heart of a lion. Hey, how 'bout the first game of the Series?",Yeah. It was all over after Buford nailed Seaver's first pitch outta the park.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21476,If the UN changes your mandate could you stop the bloodshed?,Yes. With some re-inforcements I'm confident we could impose order.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21477,You invited her to our anniversary party? I didn't even invite my mother.,"She goes on location tomorrow. Sally, I'm sorry. Look, I can't keep her on hold.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21478,"Mr. Carpenter, this is none of my business, but why did that detective come here last night?","Oh, they just wanted to ask me a few questions. Bobby and I tried to see Professor Barnhardt in the afternoon, but he wasn't in. Apparently they thought I was looking for secrets of some kind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21479,"Checking up on my friend, Harry.","Oh Harry's doing just fine, he's just about to open up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21480,So I can get my job back.,Your job? You've got five thousand bucks. What do you want a piece-of-shit job like that for?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21481,"Mr. Scott, get the transporter working. If we contact a rescue ship we'll need it. Which way to the turbo shaft?",Head down that tunnel to the hydro vent and turn right. Then left at the blowscreen. You can't miss it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21482,There is no lid! Nothing's going on between Sam and me. Coulson. Mr. Sam Coulson and me.,Not yet. Every person in this office comes in here and watches you guys! It's like the goddamn Young and the Restless! Rigfort's salivating over it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21483,You're crazy! It's freezing out there.,"C'mon, I need to talk to you. Just the two of us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21484,"What's that on your forehead, Max? That's a nice attention getter.","Yeah, I'm religious. I'm not an Atheist like you! Now, are you guys gonna arrest me, or not?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21485,Because she didn't know she was going on a trip and where she was going she wouldn't need a handbag.,"But only her husband would know that. And the jewelry! Women don't keep all their jewelry in a purse, all tangled, getting scratched and twisted up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21486,"Two guys. Now you want me to help you with some big drug deal. Fuck, Clarence, you killed somebody and you're blowin' it off like it don't mean shit.","Don't expect me to be all broken up over poor Drexl. I think he was a fucking, freeloading, parasitic scumbag, and he got exactly what he deserved. I have no pity for a mad dog like that. I think I should get a merit badge or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21487,There's someone in the house.,I don't hear anything. You were dreaming. Or maybe the wind blew something over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21488,"No, sir, it's nearly six o'clock. Okay, let's get a move on! When are you leaving?","Tonight, but I'll be back tomorrow afternoon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21489,I thought you were living in San Francisco. Or was it Nepal?,"Close. Sydney. Turns out, I missed the rain.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21490,And who's this Susan when she's at home?,"Only Susan Campey, our resident teenager. You'll have to love her. She's your symbol.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21491,How do you like my hair?,It looks great. Don't change the subject. You know how busy Saturdays are. And I can't do the icing. I always mess up the roses. You're not being very responsible.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21492,I don't want to worry your mama with company.,"Aw, come on. You'll like her. She's real nice. She'll give us somethin' if we ask her to. Candy or somethin'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21493,"But why Earth, Jor-El. They're practically animals.","They are primitive, Lara, but they are not animals.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21494,I'm not home and going out of town tomorrow for a week. Can't you talk for five more minutes?,"I really want to catch up with you, but I've gotta take this call. They're holding. I'll talk with you when you get back in town. Bye.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21495,I wish to discuss your brother.,He is dead! By God's choice! There is nothing to discuss.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21496,"Oh, yes, Jeffrey. Come in. He'll be back any minute now. You're welcome to wait. Is it urgent?","I just wanted to ask him a few questions, that's all. Maybe I better go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21497,"Can't you think of anyone who might commission some work from him? I've done my best. I got him to arrange some Bach for my Sunday concerts. He got a fee, what I could afford. Can't you think of anyone who might do something for him?","No, Baron, no. I'm afraid Mozart is a lost cause. He has managed to alienate practically the whole of Vienna. He is constantly drunk. He never pays his debts. I can't think of one person to whom I dare recommend him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21498,"I was wondering, how are you planning to beat the security?","I got an eighteen minute window. Eighteen minutes, and your company catches up on ten years of research.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21499,"It's that disrespect for you, that's what I can't forgive them for.","Oh, I'm used to it. What makes me sore is how they behave towards you. They ought to be grateful to have you. I certainly am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21500,"Alpha, my sensors tell me the Rangers were too late! Ivan is on his way here!","Hey, nobody enters the Command Center without a power coin!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21501,"They still around, your folks?",My mother's dead. My daddy's s'posed to be around still. He don't want to have nothin' to do with me though.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21502,This is my jurisdiction. I want these men as much as Creasy does.,"He'll deliver more justice in a weekend, than ten years of your courts and tribunals. So stay out of his way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21503,"I tell you, something's not right here. How do we know they're not going to use the pod for themselves?","Because Taylor wouldn't do that, that's why.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21504,He loves you too.,"Okay. He loves us very, very much. And I know that right now more than anything, your Dad would want to know that we're safe. Okay?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21505,"Stacy, did Fredrica ever mention a man named Jamie Gumb? Or John Grant? Do you think she could've had a friend you didn't know about?","No way. She had a guy, I'da known, believe me. Sewing was her life, she was really great at it. Poor Freddie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21506,"Ghosts are tough, you can't shoot ghosts.","Can't arrest ghosts. But the best way to stop being haunted is to be with people. You're here, you're not hiding, you've done the right thing, Miss Prescott.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21507,I love gifts. What did you guys get us?,Nothing that can't be exchanged.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21508,Each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.,"Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21509,"Oh, baby, what an idea. I'd always be happy to see you, no matter what.","I know, peanut. But it wasn't all like you were so unhappy I was there, just you were upset. My bein' there was upsettin' to you. You had some kids there, little kids, and I guess you'd got married and your husband was comin' home any minute.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21510,"Oh, no. Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine! So there's gonna be a new order of things, huh? Everybody's gonna cut himself a nice, fat slice of the John Does, eh? You forgot one detail, Mr. Big Shot. You forgot me, the prize stooge of the world. Why, if you or anybody else thinks he's gonna use the John Doe clubs for his own rotten purpose, he's gonna have to do it over my dead body!","Now, hold on a minute, young man! Hold on! That's rather big talk! I started the John Doe clubs with my money and I'll decide whether or not they're being properly used!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21511,"Whatever's closest, man. I need a glass.",These guys make top-notch Pinot and Chardonnay. One of the best producers in Santa Barbara county. Look how beautiful this view is. What a day!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21512,Did you and Dad have any other property?,I suppose your grandmother's house when she passed on. But we sold that right away. Your cousin Shirley bought it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21513,"Fair enough. You know I got to admit, you got a lot of bark on you, comin' up here like this.",They were all gonna jump me back there. What ever happened to one against one?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21514,"Hey, buddy. Take it easy. You're making me look bad.","The man wants speed, let's give it to him. Ram it in and break it off. Go hard. Shag it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21515,Then why especially does it have to be in German?,"Well not especially. It can be in Turkish, if you really want. I don't care.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21516,I took the call from Glen personally. They're still in Smith's house.,"Maybe we're getting too dramatic. It's three kids. They'll give up, the cops will arrest them, and that's that. Why would they search the house?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21517,"They gave me life, mama.","I gave you life. And they can't take it away from you. Remember that. You'll get outta here someday. I believe that. You gotta believe it, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21518,"Ah, come on hon. Don't be so grouchy.",I'm not being grouchy. I just want to finish my work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21519,I'm a homicide detective. Where were you last night?,"I was here, hosting a party. Who was killed and why do you think I can help?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21520,I want to know about Treadstone.,To know about it? It was a kill squad. Black on black. Closed down two years ago. Nobody wants to know about Treadstone. Not around here. You better take this back to Marty and make sure he knows what you're doing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21521,"I'm tired. I'm sorry, I should go. I've been enough of a nuisance.","Let me go get some clothes on. We'll talk, okay? Be right back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21522,He don't got no right to live.,"Look, Elvis, he is hauntin' me. He doesn't deserve to live. And I do want to kill him. But I don't wanna go to jail for the rest of my life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21523,I had not been in the room five minutes before I was engaged for every single set.,"Were you obliged to dance five times with Captain Best, and then stroll out with him into the garden?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21524,Must be a compartment.,I feel air. Probably opens up outside somewhere. That's where the light comes from. Couldn't see it with the lantern on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21525,Sure you did. That's what makes it great. What it needs is a little more dialogue.,What for? I can say anything I want with my eyes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21526,He didn't have to hit him. It's not exactly like I'm sleepin' with the guy! And he makes me sneak around to see my own friends! What the fuck is that all about?,"Well, I guess it's 'cause he loves you so much. He's jealous and worried.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21527,I've been following this guy for years. I'm your best shot.,"How would you approach him? Hello, Mr. MacDougal, I'm Gin, would you steal a painting with me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21528,You know how I feel about her.,You've mentioned it about fifty times.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21529,"Waitaminit, dudes! I got it! We find four really small kids, beat the shit outta them and steal their tickets. What do you think?","Brilliance, Trip. Sheer brilliance. Give Albert Einstein here the Nobel Prize.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21530,"Gee, it's swell to see you, Eddie. We miss you in Toontown.","Wish I could say the same. What're you doing here, Betty?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21531,"Sir, if the Krauts are holding this bridge when division shows up, our guys are going to be sitting ducks.",This bridge cannot be held. The Germans have two companies less than three miles from here. They have tanks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21532,Nothing for me. I understand there's something urgent you need to discuss with me.,Yes. I need to return to the observatory immediately. I must continue a critical experiment I was running on the Amargosa star.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21533,I lost a day of production. I lost a worker. I expect to be compensated.,"File a grievance with the Economic Office, it's your right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21534,"I'm going to tell you why. Because when I tell someone I'm going to do something, I deliver.","Oh, how fortunate I am to have Lowell Bergman's moral tutelage to point me down the shining path. To show me the way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21535,I'm a little short. I've been out of work. Let me owe you the money for a few weeks.,"Ah, you're a sharp young fellow. How is it I've never noticed you before? You're too quiet for your own interest. I could find some work for you to do that would be very profitable. No hard feelings, eh? If I can ever do you a service let me know. You've done a good job for yourself tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21536,"They say she resembles me. Dark hair, ponytail, very dark eyes. They all wear the same uniform. Please. Be careful. The man driving the car must have a gun.",I'm not looking to get myself killed. I just hope the battery on this phone holds out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21537,"Even Paulie, since he got out, I hardly see him.",It's only you and me. That's what happens when you go away. We're on our own. Forget everybody. Forget Paulie. As long as he's on parole he doesn't want anybody doing anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21538,"She was right behind me, I turn around, she's gone. She could be anywhere.",Alright. Prep the Clark for launch. I'll find her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21539,"How do you know she understands? You haven't spent more than five minutes with her, or me, in weeks.","And when have I had five minutes? When I wake up in the morning and I'm already three hours behind schedule? What do you want me to do, Rose, tell the G7 to fuck off because I'm a family man?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21540,Didn't have a choice. My car overheated up the road.,Good luck it didn't happen a few miles back. Maybe they never would have found you. Day like today you'd be dead for sure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21541,Don't kid me. You don't think she murdered Mitchell.,It could have been an accident.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21542,"Please, you jump in some guy's face, talk smack and you get a pat on your ass. But because I'm a female, I get told to calm down and act like a ""lady"". I'm a ballplayer, okay. A ball player.",With a jacked-up attitude.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21543,Don't you ever want to see what's on the other side of the hill?,"What could there be except just another hill? In any event, I'm not curious. At the moment, it seems to me we should be concerned about getting home. I'd give anything to be in London right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21544,"You're wrong. Things happened today, okay? Things that probably ruined my chances with Caitlin.","What? The dead guy? She'll get over fucking the dead guy. Shit, my mom's been fucking a dead guy for thirty years. I call him Dad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21545,"Now you're using your head. For all we know, he's the rat.",That kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet that I saw him take. So don't be calling him a rat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21546,You got it wrong. I'm the one that's on your side.,You almost brain me and lock me in a fucking trunk and you're on my side? You stupid fuck!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21547,And this thing can grow it?,"Yes. Pollux bought one along with the original batch. Obviously, he found a way to make more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21548,I don't want your trophy and I don't give a shit about it! 'Cause I knew you when! You and Jack and Tom Sanders. I knew you when you were homesick and pimply-faced and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!,That's right! You were smarter than us then and you're smarter than us now! So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21549,"You get my slapped with a fine, you fight with the customers and I have to patch everything up. You get us chased out of a funeral by violating a corpse. To top it all off, you ruin my relationship. What's your encore? Do you anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? You know what the real tragedy is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!","Fuck you. Fuck you, pal. Listen to you trying to pass the buck again. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to attend a wake? Who tried to win back an ex-girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody, blame yourself. ""I'm not even supposed to be here today."" You sound like an asshole. Whose choice was it to be here today? Nobody twisted your arm. You're here today of your own violation, my friend. But you'd like to believe that the weight of the world rests on your shoulders, that the store would crumble if Dante wasn't here. Well, I got news for you, jerk. This store would survive without you. Without me either. All you do is overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Any moron can waltz in here and do our jobs, but you're obsessed with making it seem so much more fucking important, so much more epic than it really is. You work in a convenience store, Dante. And badly, I might add. And I work in a shitty video store. Badly, as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right. He has no delusions about what he does. Us? We like to make ourselves seem so much better than the people that come in here, just looking to pick up a paper or, God forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them, as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, then what are we doing working here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21550,"Your boss, Number Two, I understand that cat's involved in big underground drills.","Virtucon's main interest is in cable television, but they do have a subterranean construction division, yes. How did you know?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21551,Did he pay you for this?,"Twenty dollars each time. Hell, it's no secret. That's what I'm here for.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21552,They're nearly ready for you. They're just finishing the band call.,"Gear! Come on, girls, let's have a bit of a dance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21553,"Why, you don't want us to bring him over?","No, it's that when do you have time to be parents to him? You guys don't pick him up until nine, ten at night. You are into yourselves, as the saying goes. Spend some time trying to be parents. Take him to the mountains, fishing. You ought to let him get to know nature.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21554,But they're waiting for me. They don't even know Cledus Snow exists.,"Well, they're gonna. It's time this gearjammer rode to glory. Now, move aside; good buddy. I'm coming through.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21555,Must have been the Redman. A Lenape Indian lives in the Western Woods.,"These woods of yours sound a bit crowded, what with all the witches, ghouls and Indians living there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21556,I got my sources.,"And I got mine, meaning you. Nice how that works out. I'm serious this time, I'm closing this place down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21557,"Ya just got paid, so leave me the fuck alone.",You only pay me two-fifty a week. I owe you fifty bucks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21558,"Travis, look, I dig it. Let me explain. You choose a certain way of life. You live it. It becomes what you are. I've been a hack 27 years, the last ten at night. Still don't own my own cab. I guess that's the way I want it. You see, that must be what I am.","Look, a person does a certain thing and that's all there is to it. It becomes what he is. Why fight it? What do you know? How long you been a hack, a couple months? You're like a peg and you get dropped into a slot and you got to squirm and wiggle around a while until you fit in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21559,"Arnold is indispensable, do you understand? I need Arnold to help me win this war!","Well, I shall deny him to you! He is evil on earth!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21560,You think this was Clawsen's initiation?,Could have won him a fraternity paddle with a White House seal. God knows it worked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21561,"Yeah, that's right, Frank, you better ask him. I mean, don't hurt his feelin's or anything, but it would be good to know. I'm sure it's nothin'. He seems real sweet.","You sure are hung up on people bein' sweet. Speakin' of which, where's your girlfriend? I thought she was comin' by here for something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21562,"Pretty advanced, isn't it?","Ought to be, they stole everything and reverse-engineered it. Looks like all they need is the chip.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21563,I don't see why you can't just lock me in. It's not like I can go anywhere.,Either I'm going to tie you or Mars will tie you. Which do you want?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21564,Now wait a minute. Aren't you being a little unreasonable?,Unreasonable! Have you any idea what the place looks like downstairs? Do you expect me to stand here and see this place turned into a cheap barroom?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21565,It must have taken him a long time to get them together.,Years. This collection is as close as he's ever come to an achievement.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21566,"Agent Duncan, there's an interstate issue up on 54, run out there.","I'm babysitting the DEA guys this afternoon, Casio and I. You said that was top priority.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21567,We still gotta run the drill before we walk in that lobby.,Go ahead then. I'm covering the receiver. She can't hear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21568,The Colonel helped me work it out.,"I don't mean how'd you do the paperwork, I mean how the hell did you do it without letting me in on it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21569,"Breaker, Breaker. This is Bandit I, coming up on a portable gas station. Do you copy?","Bandit, this is Mister B, and I'm gearjamming this rolling refinery. You got another Smokey on the rubber?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21570,"Oh, yes, and the mare with him.",Good. They'll never catch him. There's not a mount in the kingdom can outrun a unicorn.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21571,It makes me nervous just seeing him in a uniform. I will never forget the first time I saw the photos from the crime scene.,"Neither will the public. The media has caught wind of his pardon. Unless Mr. Barnes starts giving me some tangible results, I'm going to put him back in his cage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21572,I'm sure it's nothing. Just rumors. What was it they claimed was stolen?,Something magical. A sacred rock.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21573,It's the best collection I've ever seen.,Give me fifty bucks and they're all yours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21574,"Yeah, sure, and I bet you had lobster last night. Along with two bottles of champagne.",Just one bottle. I believe in moderation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21575,"With all due respect, the Enterprise is a disaster. There must be other ships in the quadrant.","Other ships, yes. But no experienced commanders. Captain, I need Jim Kirk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21576,The ancient Aztecs knew how powerful this stuff was.,Cowshit? Are you sure the Aztecs even had cows?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21577,"Please, don't you realize? She is dying.","Well, not dying, actually. I'm changing. You know, like from winter to spring. Of course, it is a big step to take.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21578,"Dude, get back out there. You gotta help me get them in the hot tub. Hang on girls! Just get out there. I'll be right out. You know how I do.","Yeah, I know how you do. I know how you do. I've heard your kibbles and bits all fucking night. You've been shaking your ass like an unemployed clown. How the room's a boiling pot of sugar water. How you're gonna dip a string into it and make rockcandy. Who wants to play 'Just the tip?' Dancing around like a smacked ass. Oh, and that coat check girl you've been dragging around as 'insurance' doesn't even speak English.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21579,You listening to me?,Stop busting my balls. I said I'm listening ten fucking times already.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21580,Had either of them broken up with someone recently? Hurt someone?,"No. Those two were together before Kenny and I started hanging out and that's over, what, God a year now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21581,I wish you'd listen to us. What about the meeting tomorrow? We need to frisk people.,"I don't want folks to be searched, it makes people uncomfortable. If I can't be safe among my own kind, where can I be? Allah will protect me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21582,Good. I'm good. Did you finish that paper for Worth's class yet?,"No, not yet. I tried to work on it a little last night, but I'm having trouble concentrating.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21583,I just wanted some make-up.,All that shit's on aisle 5.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21584,Do you still think he's innocent?,He was convicted in a court of law. Your testimony put him away. It doesn't matter what I think.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21585,Is there a Mrs. Dyle?,"Yes, but we're divorced.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21586,"Oh, Freddie. What could that wretched vampire say to upset you?",That I am very little different from him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21587,"Well, you fought with them against the French and Iroquois, how good were they then?","They died well. Otherwise, they didn't do much right. But if we have war, the British will surely send their best troops. Right now they have no other enemies.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21588,We're doing this together. We're partners.,"Precisely. You give me the Mask security code, I steal the Mask, you get a finders fee. At ten percent, should be two or three million at least. Not too bad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21589,"A glass of champagne, please.","Yes, sir. I hope you will excuse me for asking, General Bonaparte, but are you Corsican?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21590,"So, what about those Watergate clowns, John? This fuck Sirica's crazy. Thirty-five-year sentences! There were no weapons. Right? No injuries. There was no success! It's just ridiculous.",Sirica's just trying to force one of them to testify. But they're solid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21591,A couple of days later. It was fierce. You guys never saw it.,"But there was an attack. I can still see them coming. There was a fight, wasn't there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21592,Did ya hear they nailed the Bandit?,"Yeah, I heard. But they won't hold him for long. Anyway, he sure gave them sumbitches a run for their money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21593,We have a daughter together. I just don't want to see Viktor get hurt.,"I don't know how many times I have to say this, Elaine, but Viktor and I are not in love. I only make love to the camera.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21594,He's not a cop killer.,I'm sure he isn't. Though he's certainly adept at killing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21595,Come with me and I'll let her live.,You think I care about her? I'm the only one who's sure to walk out of here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21596,You have a dog? What kind?,"I'm not sure. I'd ask him, but he's uptown talking to his contacts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21597,I get it. No sweat. You'll get yourself a deer and you'll get him dead. And you'll have him by coffee time.,And you'll get your extra hundred bucks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21598,"If you didn't talk so much, maybe you could think more.","Talking helps. Don't talk, you get muddled in your head. Hey! Now you just look at this here!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21599,The crew? Could they still be alive?,The ship had life support systems for eighteen months. They're been gone seven years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21600,You're saying you were put away for a crime you didn't commit?,"About the same time I busted Doucet, I tried to nail this big-time dealer. I didn't have an ID, but I was close. Too close. I gained the confidence of a badass named Dubbs. He was going to turn me onto the big man. He made me for a cop. Mysteriously my fellow officers discovered ten pounds of heroin in my cruiser.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21601,"All right then, I'll see y'all later. Karl, you done a good day's work. They right about you. Scooter, he's gonna knock you out of a job if you're not careful. I'll see you tomorrow.","Wait up, I'll leave with you and lock up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21602,"Edie, I do what I can. I'm in the church when you need me.","""In the church when you need me."" Was there ever a saint who hid in the Church?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21603,"I do have eighteen criminals under sentence of death, but I hold no prisoners-of-war.","If that's your position, then eighteen of your officers will die. Nineteen, if you hang me with my men.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21604,"Best beer in the world? Budweiser for me, thanks.","Budweiser? You talk to me of beer and you've the unbridled gall to mention Budweiser in the same sentence? That's not beer! Christ, it's not even a poor excuse for rabbit piss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21605,You went from high school to the Agency?,No. I graduated from George Washington University. Then I entered the Agency training program.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21606,I haven't done a damn thing with you!,"Oh, but you have. You undressed for me. I kissed you. I even touched your prick. How will you be able to live with yourself?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21607,"How do you get through those winters? Well, you're right. Juneau. What's the highest peak?",Mt. McKinley. It's also the highest point in North America.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21608,Buy yourself that island in the sun?,"For four fucking grand? One palm tree, a couple of rocks, and a sewage outflow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21609,"Yes, I have a dictionary. But I can't understand for the life of me why you would call her that! Or why Cliff would say that about you.","Because we're bitches! Look at her! Look at the expression on her face! The walk, the jewelry, the fingernails. Please!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21610,"Of course I have suspected that our being here is no accident. Furthermore, I have a feeling that we're never supposed to leave. But that, for the moment, doesn't concern me greatly. I'll meet that when it comes. What particularly interests me at present is, why was I brought here? What possible use can I be to an already thriving community?","We need men like you here, to be sure that our community will continue to thrive. In return for which, Shangri-La has much to give you. You are still, by the world's standards, a youngish man. Yet in the normal course of existence, you can expect twenty or thirty years of gradually diminishing activity. Here, however, in Shangri-La, by our standards your life has just begun, and may go on and on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21611,You didn't see the look she threw me. She's up to something.,"Yeah, Jerry, she said some pretty fucked shit to us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21612,"It's a wall you bought in China, Mr. Kane.",Persia. It belonged to a king.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21613,"Murder Willie? In my heart, he was our child. Victor's and mine. Such a thing could never have entered my mind.",So you have claimed. Yet you have no explanation for this. The locket last seen in the hands of the poor murdered child was found hidden in your dress the morning following the murder. The locket you so coveted. How did it come to be in your possession?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21614,It's just a run-of-the-mill Monday. The calendar's loaded with them.,It's opening night of the last depressing week of L. B. Jefferies in a cast.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21615,Not much of a pass.,Probably was a couple of hundred years ago when whoever drew the map came through here. Worn down to nothing now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21616,"Them's the breaks, right? No war stories for this pup.","That's where you're wrong, Clayton. You've just told one. A very good story indeed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21617,You said you floored 'em at the Regents' meeting.,"Ray, I apologize. I guess my confidence in the Regents was misplaced. They did this to Galileo, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21618,The burglary was done by Cubans or Democrats or Republicans.,"Now the reason no one believed the Republicans is because there wasn't any reason, they were so far ahead. But Segretti was talking to these other lawyers a year before the break-in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21619,Alright. That's a justifiable homicide.,"Yes, but he was a cop.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21620,"Nah, gave her the Heisman. I'm working on something new.","Yeah right. I got an idea for something new. How 'bout you guys actually locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fuckin' use 'em.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21621,That's what he said. He told me he lived with his mother and father on East Seventy-fourth Street.,"I always knew that boy had an imagination, but now he's gone and made up a whole new life for himself. Do you mind if I sit down? He's been living with me and his uncle Henry since he was a baby. And we don't live in Manhattan. We live in Boerum Hill. In the projects.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21622,But you're bummed because your ex and her new husband are paying for the whole thing.,"Shit, if Kristin had to get married where I could afford it, we'd be holding the reception at Buddy's Burgers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21623,You were going to see her?,To warn her about Chino.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21624,"It isn't the money. We're after circulation. What we need is fireworks. People who can hit with sledge hammers, start arguments.","Oh, I can do that. I know this town inside out. Oh, give me a chance, please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21625,Great woman your mother. Real foresight.,And she could do a hell of a barbie to boot! Belt up. You'll find all the parts you need up there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21626,You give him his drops?,One in each ear. What would you do without me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21627,"He's his own boss, and very competent.",And with prison record.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21628,They're going to be pressing for a military solution soon. We can't afford to let them ram their agenda down our throats. We need to come with options other than air strikes so we have some sort of choice here.,"We got a bunch of smart guys. We lock 'em up together in there, kick 'em in the ass til they come up with options.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21629,"That was so fuckin' money. It was like that ""Jedi mind"" shit.","That's what I'm telling you, baby. The babies love that stuff. They don't want all that sensitive shit. You start talking to them about puppy dogs and ice cream. They know what you want. What do you think? You think they don't?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21630,Denning was wearing a bug?,"He kept a recording of all such transactions in order to keep track of who's who, what was said, what's happening. I contacted your local coroner, and he found it taped to his back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21631,"Yeah, but it doesn't take Albert Einstein just to figure out if these guys were killed by accidents or not.","Jesus, give him a break. There isn't enough proof yet to go public. Sure, we found some chemical shit we think somebody dumped in the plugs to torch 'em, and we've maybe figured out why backdrafts, but you can't rush this stuff. Not 'till it's locked.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21632,"You are saying, in effect, that this is a forgery?",I'm saying I didn't sign it!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21633,"We get wet, we freeze to death in a couple hours.","I've been on ice like this when I was a kid, skating. Spread your weight, keep moving. Go on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21634,Why are the shutters closed?,Someone jammed gum in the locks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21635,Haven't seen a ball like that since '69.,It belonged to my dad.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21636,I thought we all had separate rooms.,"Come on, Jack. It's not like it's the first time we've bunked together. It'll be like when we were kids. Relax. Enjoy the view.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21637,How'd you get her out of town?,Convinced her she needed to visit her mom in San Mateo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21638,So I stay. Stay until I hustle up enough to play Fats again. Maybe by that time I'll develop myself some character.,"Maybe by that time you'll die of old age. How much do you think you'll, uh, need?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21639,"Before it crashed, they dumped three cases filled with millions. They're using Hal for a bird dog. Once they find the money, Hal's dead. So get on your radio, contact Frank, have him pick you up, then contact the state police, the park police and anything else wearing a badge and tell them to get up here! Do it Jessie.",I can't. The radio's at the bottom of the shaft. But Frank'll be looking for me soon. When he gets here I'll contact everybody from the chopper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21640,"If Spielburg can direct ""The Color Purple"" and ""Amistad"", our whiz kid can direct the Mantan pilot.",That's exactly my point. Has he even directed actors before in anything?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21641,"You're concentrating too hard, Killaine. What about Margo West? She had a motive. I guess you know by this time whose gun it was?","And old man Clarendon? He had a motive, too. Margo and her money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21642,"I have assigned two damage control teams to locate the source of our communication problems. So far, they've had no success.",Assign another team if you need to. I want to re-establish communication with the Captain as soon as possible.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21643,And you were generally experienced in training men for hand-to-hand combat.,"It was my specialty, sir, I trained several thousand over the years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21644,"Surely, you don't expect us to destroy our weapons without being able to verify that you are doing the same?",And surely you don't expect us to let you spy in our country before you destroy your weapons.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21645,"Would I? You're not talking to somebody else around here, are you? You know, this is me, you remember me? George Bailey.","Oh, yes, George Bailey. Whose ship has just come in, providing he has brains enough to climb aboard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21646,You say it's straight ahead a mile?,About. Where Lafitte crosses over Galvez Highway. State Road 86.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21647,"Mac, where the hell is that pump!",Somebody definitely messed with it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21648,"There's no ""we"". There's a me. All I have to do is make it along the north wall to Bitker Ladder. What you're doing is going back down to the station to get help. And don't put on that mad face.","Forget it. You're in no shape to climb alone. I stayed with you this far, and you didn't drop me, so I owe you. C'mon, let's go. Hurry up, time is money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21649,"Well, he's succeeded in impressing half the world.","It is my duty to see that he doesn't impress the other half. Rick, Laszlo must never reach America. He stays in Casablanca.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21650,I think anti-semitism today is largely a Jewish phenomenon. Wouldn't you agree?,"In the Third Reich, weren't a number of high-ranking Nazis of Jewish origin?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21651,She'll think I betrayed her.,But others will know that you acted for the greater good.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21652,"Sure did! And a funny thing, Betty, he introduced himself to me as George!","Oh, he does that. It's this silly game he plays. Half the people who know him call him George.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21653,"Thanks, but I've got plans.","All right, but if you change your mind, let me know. I gotta go get Ma in the morning anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21654,"My husband was the only one with the combination to this safe. I knew about it, but as far as I was concerned it was none of my business. Not till now, that is.",You hired someone to open it. I'll bet the lawyer loved that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21655,I guess you've seen some bad things.,"Yes I have, so bad I wouldn't poison your mind by telling you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21656,No I didn't see anybody I know. No I don't want to go to school here tomorrow. I want to go home.,You are home. There are lots of kids you still know here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21657,Ripley? You mean the wall street guy?,"Yeah, the plan was to pick him up at his office tomorrow, take him out to his house in Bloomfield Hills. Now, I don't give a shit what they do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21658,I don't believe in statistics.,You're an accountant for cryin' out loud.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21659,"They catch you smoking tobacco, they'll stand you up against a wall and shoot you.","Tobacco today, sex tomorrow. In three or four years, it'll probably be against the law to smile at strangers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21660,Could I see your registration?,"I just don't think we have one, unless it's in the glove compartment. Could you look, Harold?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21661,"Look at us. We are old men now. But once we were young. And when we saw injustice, we fought it.",We have grown wiser with age. Now we know that some problems cannot be settled with a sword.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21662,Sure I do. I understand he's in the hospital. How is he?,"He's alright, I guess. I hope. They're doing tests, that's why I'm home from school. I was over at the hospital this morning and I was going home and in the field behind our neighborhood, there behind Vista, I found an ear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21663,"I can't just hack my way inside. There's no modem access to the mainframe, it's in a stand-alone. I'd have to be physically at the terminal.","Luther, relax, it's worse than you think. The terminal's in black vault lock-down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21664,But why doesn't it matter that we're not the same people we used to be?,"You haven't changed so much as a pair of socks in the years I've known you. If we've grown apart, then I'm the one who's done the growing, and all I've done is change jobs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21665,"Why not? You're the Secretary of War, aren't you?","Yes, but I'm not working for you any more. I'm on the other side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21666,"We're entering the Lymphatic System. Those are nuclei of cells, lining a duct.",I always had an idea there was only one system. The Circulatory.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21667,"I don't know. It sounds like a good daydream, but actually doing it is too weird. Too dangerous.","Let's just try the first part. If that goes well, we'll see about the rest. No one will suspect us, because no one would believe two people like us would be crazy enough to do something like this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21668,Didn't you know she had a father and mother out here?,I didn't know anything about her except she wanted a job because some man had left her stranded. I couldn't leave her in the street. Let's go.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21669,"May I go? Regardless of what you may think of me, Mr. Garrison, I am a patriot first and foremost.","I've spent half my life in the United States military serving and defending this great country, Mr. Shaw, and you're the first person I ever met who considered it an act of patriotism to kill his own president.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21670,"Reduce magnification. Factor 4, Mr. Sulu.","We're already two settings below that, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21671,"See, that girl is in my favor. You heard me, nigga? You fuck with her rough, and you got me to fuck wit.","You collar that dog, boy. I ain't gonna hurt nobody. Just wanted to know who she was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21672,They ain't even no good. The only one can play is Randy Horsefeathers. He claims he's an Indian. His real name's Randy Collins and he works at the feed mill. He can at least play guitar.,"He's no more an Indian than I am, though. Anyhow, Doyle's gonna try and tease you and be mean to you to show off to his friends. Just like he does to Frank and me sometimes. You just ignore it. Or stay out here away from 'em if he'll let you. He's an okay guy till he gets drunk, but tonight he'll get drunk. I guarantee it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21673,"But he had a spare D-6, you said. Right there. Why not use that?",It was dead. We had it tested. Maybe the D-6 was the spare and he had to use it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21674,I am not with the Inquisition.,And I am not from the Middle Ages. I know what you are! I don't want that mind cut open.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21675,"Son-of-a-bitch. You're some piece of work, aren't you?","I just tell it like it is, mister. If I'm getting on your nerves, though, you might want to think about hiring me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21676,"Well, I was on my way to school, and I just wanted to stop by and see if you were feeling okay. You seemed like you were in pretty bad shape the other night.","Oh, I'm feeling much better now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21677,Aren't you the one that thinks all psychotherapy is bullshit?,I do think all psychotherapy is bullshit. But just because I think it's bullshit doesn't mean I don't know something about it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21678,You hold great hope for this meeting.,"I can see no other hope for your planet. If the meeting should fail, then I'm afraid there is no hope.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21679,"Good prospects for advancement, is there? A pension? Do you know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like.",They're still the same. Piss holes in the snow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21680,You forgetting who sat next to you for a thousand missions. I know how you drive.,"Finger! I'm driving a cab now, not a space fighter!!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21681,"Staedert, do you read me?","I can hear you, Mr. President, but I can't see you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21682,"Oh please, who do you think you're kidding? And where did she spy on the Russians from, here in Pennsylvania??","No, not here in Pennsylvania, she went to Russia undercover with her acting troupe and got a lot of highly sensitive secret plans sent back. Just when she was about to go home, she got caught, and they killed her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21683,"Their names, ranks and posts?","They refused to give me their names. Their ranks are nine lieutenants, five captains, three majors and one fat colonel who called me a cheeky fellow. Their posts? We picked them up here-and-there last night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21684,You've got to talk about it. What about me? You said they stole that plane to bring you here. I didn't want to come. You owe me some responsibility.,I'm tired of owing you things. You're free to go. Go ahead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21685,We just punched it up a bit. Made it funnier.,"Funnier to who and at who's expense? Dunwitty, when Negroes start to run amok, the boycotts, when the demostrations commence, I'm giving them your home address. Let's see how you like it when they picket your lawn in Greenwich, Connecticut.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21686,Were you in Nam?,"Airborne. That's where they used to get us agents from. Now we get 'em from Carnegie-Melon, Ivy League. Accountants and computer whiz-kids. Yuppies with guns. That's scary shit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21687,Yeah? I should learn to do stuff like that. They make the place feel real homey.,"Thank you. I think so too. That's why I'm being such a stickler on this house price thing. I don't mean to be a pain in PG&E's backside, especially after all they've done for Hinkley, but I look around here and I think, if they want this place, they're gonna have to pay for it. And I don't just mean pay for the house; I'd like them to pay me for the trouble of starting over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21688,"Sit down, Tom. Have you heard about our friend and partner, Mr. Hyman Roth?",I know he's in Israel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21689,To tell you that we're interested in the property.,You told me that on the phone. What the hell are you doing here? Showing off your communication skills? Go back to your people and tell them when they're serious to put a number on the table.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21690,"You're tellin' him what he wants to hear, but that ain't the same thing as kissin' his ass.","I'm not lyin' to him. I mean it. I loved ""Coming Home in a Body Bag"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21691,"My instinct is that Ferrie is going to keep on deteriorating, and we'll end up getting more out of him when he finally cracks. If we call him now, he might freeze up and we could lose the best shot we've ever had.","You don't get it, guys he can't go down any further. We got to protect him full time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21692,You ever fly an F-14?,I don't fly in anything that doesn't show movies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21693,So don't pull this cowboy shit now. You'll give him a target. You'll get yourself killed. Just keep talking.,"I will. Inside. There's no other way to get the gun off the girl's head, Nate.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21694,Do you have a Salon Prive?,We tried. But there wasn't enough business. The punters like company.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21695,"Yeah? So, what do you want to ask today that I can't answer? I'm a busy man.","The way Zimmermann takes such good care of you and this drug-peddling ""escort service"" of yours, I figure you got the scoop on the pharmaceuticals arriving tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21696,Did you catch Corbett?,Sure did. He was one of the trappers we rousted from the Haul Road.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21697,Delay the procedure. Let my people look at the technology.,Our best scientific minds already have. We can't find any other way to do this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21698,I'm here with you. Can't that be enough for now?,"I don't know. I don't see you for months on end, and when I do, you put this wall between us. How do I break through?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21699,Well don't drag your ass. There won't be much of a window for us to link up. We'll be in your orbit trajectory in less than two hours.,"Yeah, I know Bill, I came up with the plan, remember? Just have those hangar doors open and ready, I can take it from there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21700,"None available, Captain. There's no one in fact, who's fully rated on this design.","You are, Mister Decker. I'm afraid you'll have to double as Science Officer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21701,But you're still a powerful Jedi. You don't need my help.,"A Jedi's power is measured by the amount of the Force that is stored within him, and I have little of the Force left in me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21702,"You want, I told you, you can come. You all right, Foley. I like you.","You told me I can come 'cause I caught you digging the fuckin' tunnel, saw you and Lulu coming out of the bushes, thought maybe you two were making out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21703,It's an American boy's rupture you're supposed to close.,"Listen, we get a deluge like this, just deciding priorities on a medical basis is hard enough. So never mind the side issues.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21704,No breach-of-promise case has been filed. The matter has been settled out of court.,"Oh, I see, but Gloria doesn't seem to be satisfied with the twenty thousand dollars.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21705,I don't hear him moving around anymore.,Those shots your associates got off may not have done him too much good. That's on their head. All I did I was put him there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21706,"I think they shoot right outta its mouth, hook you, and pull you right in. Good thing we stopped it before it killed anybody else.","Yeah, I'm lucky it didn't find me. This is important, you know. This is like, well, let's say it, it's probably the biggest zoological discovery of the century. The century? Forget it. History.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21707,"Whoa, Jeffrey. Slow down. You and me, we're the past. I'm not sure if you noticed, but I'm here with someone else.","Kat, we must talk. This guy, there's something not quite right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21708,Do you want me to be there?,I don't care. As long as you don't expect me to hold your hand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21709,What do you mean? You don't even know me.,"Sure I do. You were hot shit back in Hickville, but here in the real world, you got squat. You don't have a plan. You don't have a job. You don't have anything but the clothes on your back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21710,"Boss, the way I see it is these kids probally stop off somewhere, bought a bunch of booze and are off getting shitfaced.","I hope you're right, but my guts are telling me different.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21711,"You had no choice, Elaine. He's a liability.",He also happens to be the most talented man I've ever known.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21712,I have the money to pay for them.,"I am sure you do, but I don't think you understand; I am not going to see them or the guns again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21713,"You ought to get some new ties, Stewart.","I don't need any new ties. I've got another tie. I've got another one besides this one. And it's a pip, too. There's only one thing wrong with it. You know what that is? It has a little weakness for gravy, and once in a while it leans a little toward ketchup. Of course that's only in its weaker moments. When you move down to my place, I'll show it to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21714,"This time he did it to a kid who's simple enough to believe him. Why don't you dump the mother, Henry? He creates more work than he gets done.","I should fire him because he got in the way of Trapper's fist? No. I've put up with a lot from you guys, but now I finally have to take disciplinary action.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21715,"You be careful of that little bastard. He's dying to get in your pants, you know.","Don't worry. I can protect my virtue. I mean, come on, Wade, give me a break.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21716,"By a Son'a weapon. There's no doubt about it, sir. That's what made Data malfunction.",The Son'a reports claim they didn't fire until after he malfunctioned.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21717,"He's a guest in my house, isn't he?",Sure. But you want the truth? You're even suspicious of him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21718,"If she's so innocent, how come she murdered a child?","She didn't! This is manslaughter, not murder. She didn't consciously kill that baby. She'd lost a lot of blood. She was unconscious by the time we got to her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21719,The night I take you to places you've never been before. And back.,"Like where? The 7-Eleven on Burnside? Do you even know my name, screwboy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21720,They are in our airspace. We would be within our rights.,The world would not look on us kindly if we shot down a civilian airliner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21721,"Please, you don't understand. I have to get out of here. They're going to come looking for me. They're going to kill me. If I can't get this ticket then I'm going to have to do things to get out of here. I don't want to hurt anybody, I just want to leave.","I'll give you the money! Okay? I'll give you two-fifty. Just, please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21722,Yes. But Alfred's condition is less severe. Freeze's research says he cured a case like Alfred's. It just doesn't say how.,I checked the medical database. No one else is even close.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21723,"Sir, I've got an overload in disposal unit four.","You better check on it, Mr. Dunn. I'll stay here and fly the ship.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21724,"Sure thing, please don't worry about me. Can I help you with the dishes?","Nice of you to offer, Jeffrey, but certainly not. Just relax and enjoy your coffee. I'm sure Sandy will be back soon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21725,"Mobbed up all the way. Tight with the Dallas cops. I'm digging, chief. I just need 10 more men and some more dollars.","I know you do, Lou. I'm doing three more lectures this month. You're all doing an incredible job, Sue, Al, Numa. But this is one where if you don't nail the other guy, you're dead. How did Jack Ruby die so quick? Of what? Cancer, right? A history of Nazi Germany, Lou. They were studying viral cancers as a weapon in the 30's. We learned a lot more than you think from the Nazis. Read this. Our biological warfare lab is in Fort Detrick, Maryland. Close to where the National Cancer Institute is located. Think about it. Think the unthinkable. Question everything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21726,"When I finally get kissed, I'll know.","Okay. If you've never kissed a guy, we got bigger problems than the underwear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21727,"Are, uh, are we certain that you want the Gamin' Control Board eyeballin' your record and your gangster pals like Nicky Santoro?","I think you're way out of line talkin' to me like that. What you're sayin' is libelous, and you're in no position to challenge my expertise. I went way out of my way to be very helpful and courteous to that kid. He's weak, he's incompetent. He jeopardizes the whole place. There's not much more I can do for him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21728,Not revealing information doesn't necessarily make someone a liar.,That's not the point. In the end what spies rely on is the one thing they think they know that you don't.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21729,I've just come to tell you how fabulous I am.,Janet! Where's that lovely dress I made you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21730,We got to stop them right here.,And get ourselves another touchdown to win. I wish to hell we knew what they were plotting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21731,"Johnny, let's get the cleanup started.","You've got it, boss. One more mangled body to the East River, coming up!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21732,Do you know that jungle?,"When I was a boy, my father would take me there, to hunt. There are a few savages, but no man can live there, no white man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21733,I don't have it. That's why Vincent went to Chicago. They arrested him before he could bring it back.,"Well, you better get the money somehow. Six o'clock and come alone. If you don't we'll destroy the tapes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21734,Juliet's infectious. She'll be going to hospital.,But she'll have no one to look after her!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21735,We took his system out.,That was a mistake. The White House was full of Kennedy people then. It still is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21736,"Oh, shut up, Rose. Shut your mouth and quit crying!",I will not sit here and listen to you be brutal to this poor girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21737,There's a rumor that you were tryin' to get somebody to beat me up.,What chu listening to rumors for? I'm not like dat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21738,"Mr. Guild means guests! Oh, there are two more to come.",They'll be here. Don't worry. My men are picking them up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21739,You're not going unless your sister goes. End of story.,Fine. I see that I'm a prisoner in my own house. I'm not a daughter. I'm a possession!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21740,I don't want to talk to you.,Fine. Just lend me your car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21741,Bob! I think I hear motors!,"Colonel, wait a minute, they may be here now! Say George, get down on that field and guide those planes in when they get here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21742,P6 chip. Triple the speed of the Pentium.,"Yeah. It's not just the chip, it has a PCI bus. But you knew that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21743,I have your fucking family. Don't forget that.,I also have a couple of million in cash. Call Sonny Benza. Ask if I can keep it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21744,"No, I think you'll find it looked like he could have? By accident even? He's up here spraying the scenery all day.","He didn't shoot it, Ross. And no way by accident. There's a flash-burn. It was point-blank.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21745,"A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.","No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orangutan in that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21746,"This is madness, Wynn.","Your madness is another man's greatness. This is the way things have always been. You've just been too blinded by your own reality to see. But having you on the outside has been convenient for us in many ways. You always did come through, our loyal watch dog. Finding him. Bringing him back to us once he'd finished his work. Although after you had that nasty stroke the last time, I had to go after him myself. And what a terrible time we had getting him out of that jail cell.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21747,Why'd he come in our camp?,Says he wanted food. Liar. He wanted the gold.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21748,Close the curtains. The sun is hurting my eyes.,Of course it is. Do you know what the sun is? Why it's just one huge nuclear bomb. A bomb with enough radiation to incinerate an average man like that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21749,You're not leaving. Not until we go back for the others.,I promised them we'd go back with more light. And that's exactly what we're gonna do..,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21750,"I sometimes feel things've gone downhill since John Kennedy was killed, Senator.",Don't get me started on that. Those Warren Commission fellows were pickin' gnat shit out of pepper. No one's gonna tell me that kid did the shooting job he did from that damned bookstore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21751,"Do you carry a gun, Mr. Welles?","I wear a gun when I can tell a client expects me to. Other than that, there's never any reason.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21752,"Not that it makes any difference to me, but why did you come to me? Why don't you go to Sam Wainwright and ask him for the money?",I can't get hold of him. He's in Europe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21753,"Still, we're probably closer to you at the moment than any of your fellow human beings.",Close only by virtue of antithesis.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21754,You made her a star?,"I directed all her early pictures. There were three young directors who showed promise in those days: D.W. Grirrith, C.B. deMille, and Max von Mayerling.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21755,"It's you who's running out of time. You're starting to make mistakes now. You're wondering just how much I really know. Just how close I'm getting? Well, I'm closer than you think, pal, and I'm gonna nail your ass to the wall!","Very nice speech, Peter. Did you rehearse that, or was it impromptu? There's an old wooden bench in the garden. Next to it is a rock. You'll find a message for you under it. Let's see if you're as clever as you think you are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21756,"Yes! Now it's your turn! I learned your language, you have to learn mine!","I know how to say ""Hello"". Teach me how to say ""Good-bye"", that's all I need.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21757,"Hi, this is Julia. Please leave a message after the tone.","Hey, Ma, it's me. Checking in. Probably at work. Anyways, I'll see you tomorrow night. Love you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21758,"Not everyone here agrees with him. I mean, you know, about machines. There was even a big fight about it once. Do you like being a machine?",I aspire to be more than I am.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21759,I could go with you.,I think it would be better for me to go alone. I'm sure Sim is looking for you. Just sit tight. I'll bring you back a pizza.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21760,Well that's a lot of land. You must have help. Do you have field hands that help you?,No. We work the land alone. No-one but Sister Marguerite and I are permitted contact with the public.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21761,"Yes, she takes care of the garden.","Then it's impossible for her to know me. In the villa where I'm at, we have a male gardener.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21762,Stolen phone cards and two-ways is what you sayin'.,"Mobile technology is the new fix for these niggaz, I'm tellin' you. I'm just lookin' ahead. Anyways, ain't no money in drugs no more with these rednecks popping cough pills like they's Skittles. Hey, that's what you need, girl. Get you some cough medicine. What, you sick?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21763,"We need to talk, just you and I.",Come to dinner on Romulus tomorrow. Just the two of us. Or just the one of us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21764,All accounted for? Where's Penny?,New Jersey brought her back to the bus through heavy fire. Quite a guy if you want my opinion.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21765,Marla doesn't need a lover. She needs a case worker.,She needs an exorcist. This isn't love. This is sport-fucking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21766,And if you had lived my life you would understand that there is a great responsibility in representing the Federation. I can't let my personal feelings unduly influence my decisions.,All I have is my personal feelings. I wasn't raised with the ideals of the Federation. But I'm trying to understand them now. To live up to them. To live up to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21767,"You'd better kill me now, Diego, because you're a dead man.","George, don't be so emotional. This is business. Besides, I can't kill you, you are my brother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21768,"Youse so fucked up, man.","Y'ever look at yoself in the mirror Junior? Youse uglier than a dick on a dog, man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21769,"I lost another a year ago, Thomas. He was only fifteen.","I've had no sons to lose, nor daughters. I lose the sons of other men.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21770,I liked the horse.,"Isn't he marvelous? He cost me a bundle, that horse, but he's worth it. I tell you, if you'd played Don Giovanni here it would have been a great success. I'm not joking. These people aren't fools. You could do something marvelous for them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21771,"Dr. Chilton, I told you this is just routine follow-up on the Raspail case.","He's my patient! I have rights! I'm not just some turnkey, Miss Starling. I shouldn't even be here this afternoon. I had a ticket to Holiday on Ice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21772,"And I don't try to touch her. You know, in a bad way. Foolin' around, sex and all.","That's real good. You ort not to if ye ain't married to somebody. Bible tells you that much. It tells some things that don't seem right too, I reckon. I guess a feller ort to foller it close as he can, though. You don't touch yourself, do you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21773,I want off this island.,"Not possible, I'm afraid. The last ferry left hours ago. And we got a storm coming. There won't be another one for days.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21774,"Yeah, like a church. Church of the Good Hustler.",Looks more like a morgue to me. Those pool tables are the slabs they lay the stiffs on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21775,"You should sleep, Cathy. Lie down and close your eyes. Try to forget everything.","When I close my eyes, I see Miss Wollsten. I can't think of anything else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21776,"No, you're going to give her a Robinson's/May bag this time?","Right, the one Simone gives me. Simone and I'll make the switch at Robinson's/May. She knows what I look like?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21777,Well then somebody's just going to have to go out there. Take a portable terminal and go out there and plug in manually.,"Oh, right! Right! With those things running around. No way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21778,"You may have anything you wish, my sweet and lovely Marie-Louise.",I am told that Fontainebleau has many lovely views. I know nothing more interesting than a lovely countryside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21779,"Yes sir, but these people they cannot stay here. I've heard you have a refugee center at the airport Stadium?","I'm sorry, I can't possibly take them Paul. I'm overrun with refugees. As soon as we can stabilize the situation we'll take them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21780,"I want to bust his ass, put him in shackles.","Maybe. But you're also curious about the man. Twice last night you asked your married boyfriend Nicolet about him. You were concerned, but you didn't want to show it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21781,"I couldn't help but notice that you had a suspicion that Deputy Cliff was the murderer. You did think that, didn't you, Agent Desmond?",He's not the murderer. But he's a bozo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21782,Can I help you?,Sure can. I'd like an Invicta 12-gauge pump with the twenty-inch barrel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21783,I have to speak to my father.,"That's easily arranged. But first, back into bed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21784,You've never built in Africa.,But I have in India. Every country presents problems.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21785,I didn't look like a bum.,But you did have a Salvation Army thing going.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21786,Will he understand Spanish?,His mother's an American. He spent half of his life in the states. I'd try English if I were you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21787,I don't know if luck's the word. Are you feeling alright?,"I've been ordered into bed. The doctor says I've gotten the flu, or some other wretched ailment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21788,He has a point. On my planet children often play with ape dolls.,"A doll alone proves nothing. True. But the doll was found beside the jawbone of a man, and no trace of simian fossils has turned up in this deposit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21789,When Mother died Pop sent me out to school in the country. He was afraid with no one home I'd get into bad company.,"Well he played it smart. Too many good for nothings around here. All they got on their mind's a little beer, a little pool, a little-, I better get you home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21790,"Sid? Jesus, where's Hallie? I've been here all night.",Listen to me. We've got to get help. The Killer's here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21791,"Tonight? You're whacked. The timing's off, I'm underequipped. Damnit, I have a date!","Grapple, Biker's bottle, hairspray, black turtleneck, Pocket Fisherman, acid, collapsible yardstick, softball, and 72 stamps. Gee Stud, this is going to be some date. No Harvey's Bristol Cream?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21792,"I visualized you, in a haze, as one of the slackster, flannel-wearing, coffeehouse-misanthropes I've been seeing in Newsweek.",I took the other road. I'm more of a self-reflective young lion who does business with lead-pipe cruelty and goes home to drink light beer in milky-eyes isolation. I love sports and sex and have no real relationships with anyone. And you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21793,Why the hell aren't you in school?,No school today. My teacher got sick.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21794,You've reached the First Containment Seal. The engineering decks are on the other side.,We still have pressure. The radiation count's steady at 7 millirads an hour.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21795,I read the file. You and Creasy have been seen quite a bit together.,Two tourists who never went home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21796,Why does he have a lock on his door?,Because he put the lock on! Do you think I told him he could have a nose ring? Why do you ask me everything you should ask him? I don't know anything anymore!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21797,"Eight years you guys were together, through thick and thin.","For seven and a half of those years we were heavily drugged, or we would have been home long before now, believe me. We were saved from starvation by the Lupi-Loopo Indians, who fed us a strange blue soup.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21798,Even more reason to see him. He'll be overjoyed with your success.,"C'mon, Mommy. Daddy hasn't been impressed with anything I've ever done. From winning my fifth grade Spelling Bee to the present.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21799,"I don't know, 14,000 a kilo?","I deal in U.S. pounds, friend. None of that faggot metric crap for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21800,"If it's no military secret, how can a sub run on a microscopic particle?","They can't reduce nuclear fuel. But once the reactor's miniaturized, along with the submarine, a microscopic particle should emit enough energy to activate it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21801,You mean to tell me you coulda taken your hand outta that cuff at any time?,"Well, no, not any time. Only when it was funny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21802,Doesn't it bother you that everyone in the school thinks you're a pirahna?,"Like I give a shit. They all want me, as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshipped at Westerburg and I'm only a Junior.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21803,You know what your problem is?,"Yeah. My problem is I've got a brother who writes a sentence like ""We grew up in a small, little bedroom."" As opposed to a big, little bedroom?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21804,Since the murder. She was fine before that.,Not to worry. No signs of pathology in Nancy's EEG or pulse rate. I'd guess what we've got is a normal young girl who just happens to have gone through two days of hell.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21805,I do not think you realize the gravity of your situation.,"On the contrary. Gravity is foremost on my mind. Look, I'm trying to make an ascent here. Why don't you go pester Dr McCoy for a while?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21806,"Bandit two, you read me?",You're soundin' real bodacious. Back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21807,She's happy with us and she could go on being happy if she was left alone.,"Then why did you call the police in the first place Mother, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21808,I can't believe you. Dodge's dead and all you can think about is cashing in your share.,I didn't sign up to go home empty handed. And I sure ain't gonna roll over for the freaky motherfucker did this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21809,You're not doing the extra credit problems.,"No, I'm not. I'm writing a sequence of random numbers that look like I'm doing the extra credit problems. Mr. Bender doesn't bother to check homework past April.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21810,How is it you come to be here?,"There's a startling question, coming from you. I'm captain of this ship. We sailed from Archangel a month ago, seeking a passage to the North Pole.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21811,"It's a swell idea, Gallagher. How's this? The wife's family lawyer comes to see the kid, see, to talk over the divorce. Then this guy insults the poor but honest boy by offering him alimony. So the kid gets sore, socks the lawyer in the nose and throws him out. How's that for the beginning of the third act, huh?","Well, from now on the play will be easy. All you have to do is bring the wife back, have her say she's sorry, and then your play's over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21812,"This story of yours, maybe the school newspaper will print it when it's finished.","Actually, Mr. Rieper, it's a novel, and we'll be sending it to New York. That's where all the big publishing houses are based.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21813,Where did you get the poison?,We carried cyanide capsules. We were supposed to swallow them in case we were captured. It was your father's opinion that the Krauts needed them more than we did at the time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21814,They never caught on.,They may. That's why I would keep my mouth shut.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21815,"Even if they are Iraqis, probably all they'll do is take us prisoner for awhile. Got to figure we're still kicking their asses in the war. They don't want any trouble.","Hell, they'll probably just surrender to us. Probably.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21816,Don't you dare ask me that question. I'm an adult and you got no right to push your nose into my affairs like that!,"Well, as long as you live in this house, young lady, you live by my rules! You should be dating local boys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21817,I say we off-load some of that gold now.,"Would you hold on just a minute here, please? Look, there's no reason to panic now. Epps saw somebody. Fine. It's a big boat. Chances're real good he doesn't even know about the gold. If we stay cool, nobody'll be the wiser. The gold stays where it is til we're ready to go. Like I said, it'll be a hell of a lot safer there than here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21818,"Lothar, can you arm the bombs for impact?","But I told you, I don't think we can get the bomb bay doors open.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21819,"If we haven't taken any further action, they certainly will. Do you happen to remember the statistics on our casualties in the event of a full-scale enemy attack?","Well, I think I remember reading the report on that. Wasn't it something like a hundred and sixty million?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21820,Okay. So how is Jessica? You talked to her lately?,"Yeah, she's good, considering. That kid just takes everything in stride.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21821,He's just laying in bed. He's pretty upset. He won't talk.,He's dealing with a lot of things. I think he needs to find answers himself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21822,I'm Dr. Geller. Your mother is just lying down for a few minutes. we gave her something to calm her down.,Thank you. Can I see her?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21823,I hope you haven't lost your touch with this stuff.,"Shit, what I have now made our setup in Angola look like Tinker Toys. I've been skipping through Internal Revenue records all day. I even have video strip poker. You want to check it out?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21824,We can't do this alone. We've got to get help.,"There was a man named Colonel Wilson, from the Air Force Base. He was talking in our class. He said we could visit him any time we wanted. I'll bet he could do something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21825,"Oh, yes, the bonus.",It was for twenty-five thousand dollars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21826,"Yeah, that's definitely the woman from Ricky Tan's boat, and she's staying in his suite at his hotel. I told you this would work out. They still just talking?",He just left. Kissed her on the cheek.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21827,"I've been doing nothing I shouldn't, sir. The millicents have nothing on me, brother, sir, I mean. Deltoid pulls Alex down on the bed.","Cut out all this clever talk about milicents. Just because the Police haven't picked you up lately doesn't, as you very well know, mean that you've not been up to some nastiness. There was a bit of a nastiness last night, yes. Some very extreme nastiness, yes. A few of a certain Billyboy's friends were ambluenced off late last night, yes. Your name was mentioned, the word's got thru to me by the usual channels. Certain friends of yours were named also. Oh, nobody can prove anything about anybody as usual, but I'm warning you, little Alex, being a good friend to you as always, the one man in this sore and sick community who wants to save you from yourself. Deltoid makes a grab for Alex's joint but finds his hand instead. Alex laughs. Derisively and rises. Deltoid distractedly reaches for a glass of water on the night table, and fails to notice a set of false teeth soaking in them. He drinks from the glass. The clink of the teeth sounding like ice-cubes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21828,It claims to restore monthly regularity.,It's obviously an aborticide.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21829,But they were Indians themselves.,They were in the Army. Like your father.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21830,"Come on, you know the words, sing along.","No thanks, you've been singing that shit all week. If you try that at MSU this Saturday, I'm pretending I don't know you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21831,"I'm afraid she's something of a gossip, isn't she?",I'm afraid people around here provide her with quite a bit to gossip about. Take care.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21832,"My brother had shouldered that burden, allowing me to pursue my own selfish needs.","There's nothing selfish about pursuing your own life, your own career.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21833,"Don't you understand? The board is going to replace me! That's what the ""new blood"" is for!",You mean they'll replace you with someone who won't perform abortions.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21834,"But I saw it another. I saw it as untouched. I mean, they had bookies, pimps and drug dealers I could shake down. Who the fuck were they gonna run to? So, I started getting everybody in line. Best of all, for the first time in my life, I figured out a way not to lose.","Yeah, he had a fool-proof scheme, all right. It wasn't very scientific, but it worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. What were they gonna do? Muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21835,"She wasn't steering her own course, she was steering yours.","Well, that's what parenting is about, little girl. They are pleading to know how they are supposed to do it. And you sure as hell showed her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21836,Bullshit. Where would a two-bit ex-cop get 18 pounds of heroin?,"Deuce Perkins. Mickey C's narcotics lieutenant. The night he got clipped, eighteen pounds of Mickey's heroin went missing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21837,Sure. One of the richest men in America until he died a few days ago.,His obituary was in every paper. But not one of them said he was murdered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21838,"Yeah, and they manage to go to bourgeois joints!","It all comes down to ideology, and they've lost theirs. If I'd been here ten years ago, maybe they wouldn't be in the mess they are today.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21839,Is that what this guy Ganz had in the hotel?,Every last bit of it. The big guy's room was empty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21840,You drive away business roarin' in like that.,"Yeah, does kinda break the elegant atmosphere you got goin' on here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21841,"So if the ship didn't blow up, what happened?","It was the ship's maiden voyage, to test the drive. The Event Horizon moved to safe distance using ion thrusters. They received the go-ahead to activate the gravity drive. And the ship vanished from all our scopes. No radar contact, no enhanced optical, no radio contact of any kind. They disappeared without a trace. Until now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21842,I spoke with Lloyd Daitz.,"That gasbag. I can imagine what he said. I'm not ashamed to admit that most of what I know about criminal profiling started with Richard Low. I have also, over the years, I admit, taken credit for many of his accomplishments. He was the most brilliant law enforcement individual I ever met.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21843,What are you afraid of? I'm not going to hurt you! What's the matter with you?,"I'm hysterical. I'm having hysterics. I'm hysterical. I can't stop. When I get like this, I can't stop. I'm hysterical.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21844,Sneaking in the back door.,"I rang. It seemed like the proper door for a servile, worthless organism to use.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21845,"I don't hate White. I really don't. It's just, in my business, it's the wild cars you have to watch out for.",You don't like that you don't know how to play him. He doesn't follow the same rules of politics you do. That makes him dangerous.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21846,"Well, because I'm curious. I want to know more about what you do here. Frankly, there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possible environmental impact from your operation. For instance, the storage of noxious, possibly hazardous waste materials in your basement. Now either you show me what's down there or I come back with a court order.",Go ahead! Get a court order. Then I'm gonna sue your ass off for wrongful prosecution.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21847,"Elaine, when are you going to realize Simon Kurtz put me in here to get me out of the way.","And when are you going to realize, Ted, that your mental hygiene is the most important thing right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21848,"What, and I care? Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage of being able to sustain your son's life.","And you do have a reputation, so I'll choose my words carefully. But not to put too fine a point on it, fuck yourself, Harry!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21849,"No. I think his widow's still in their place in Darktown, though. You think it's Charley Wade, huh?",Forensics people are sure of it. You have any idea who might have put him there?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21850,It's too late now. Guests are arriving. The Mayor's car is pulling up.,I'll go down and speak to him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21851,"Don't give me this Oprah-book club bad upbringing shit, because you turned out fine.",My father never laid a hand on me. It's like the prick saved it all up for Tommy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21852,Did you know my father?,"Oh yeah, sure. He killed a cop, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21853,"George, are you sure of the porters? About their taking care of you, I mean?",Oh yes. It's all set. Maria made the arrangements.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21854,"He's an idiot, and he's not nearly as hard as he thinks.","How tough you have to be to make the army? All you've got to do is shoot a gun, and stop a bullet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21855,And the problem is you only got three.,"No, the problem is one's dead, one's got a bullet in his arm, and one won't talk. The one who won't talk was trading live fire with the dead one as we reached the pick-up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21856,"Oh, you mean of Bonnie and Clyde? Hm. You ever see pictures of him, the way he wore his hat? You could tell he had that don't-give-a-shit air about him.","I don't recall his hat, but I've seen pictures of him lying dead, shot by Texas Rangers. Did you know he didn't have his shoes on?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21857,It was the other guy who busted me.,"Because if he busted you, you'd play hell bonding out of federal court. He doesn't want you mad at him, he wants you to tell him what you know. He uses you to get a line on Ordell, make a case, then take him federal. You know what Ordell's into?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21858,"Good God, the way you live here. This place hasn't been dusted since Mother died. Look at that goddamned refrigerator.","Got another twenty years in it, boy. By the way, son, do you recall Rose, that pretty blonde girl who came to our house way back in 1935 or 1936 and caused such a damnable commotion?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21859,And I end up in a fucking neck brace for life!,Then you can sue the cops. Collect from both ends. Tighten your belts. Here it comes. Ready?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21860,Drink this! It will dull your pain.,"It will numb my wits, and I must have them all. If I'm senseless, or if I wail, then Longshanks will have broken me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21861,"Copy that, continuing forward. You just want me to get shots of everything, right?","Roger, document as much as you can, but keep moving. We're on a tight timeline.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21862,"Sir, I understand what you're doin', but I respectfully request permission to grieve in my own manner.","You'll grieve the way I tell you to goddamned grieve. There is no Wade, there was one, but he died a long time ago. He's been dead for so long you can hardly remember his name, you understand?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21863,"No, we don't have any animatronics here. These are the real miracle workers of Jurassic Park.",Wait a minute! How do you interrupt the cellular mitosis?!?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21864,Are there any hidden rooms or staircases? Places where someone could hide?,Not really. Just the sub-basement.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21865,C.D.s. The music kind. From the Grendel label.,"Without Grendel knowing about it. B-I-N-G-O and Bingo was his name-O. Counterfeit C.D.s. Tape piracy has graduated to disc piracy, the sound quality's better, and so's the money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21866,"How's the clock, Bandit II.","Ticking away, but it looks like a clear shot to Hot Town. Green lights and white lines all the way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21867,You share a place with T-Bone?,No way! I'd cramp his style. And I wouldn't want to listen to all that stuff happening on the other side of the bedroom wall. I'm way to unattached for that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21868,My rig. I designed the damn thing.,"Yup, a Benthic Petroleum paid for it. So as long as they're hold the pink slip, I go where they tell me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21869,You need me. Nobody knows the systems on this rig better than I do. What is something was to go wrong after the Explorer clears off? What would have you done?,"Wow, you're right! Us poor dumb ol' boys might've had to think for ourselves. Coulda been a disaster.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21870,"Peter, I'm really sorry to put you through this. I just couldn't face going to the police by myself when my Italian's so rotten.","Don't be daft. It's fine. I'm delighted you finally made it to Venice. I'm delighted, contrary to rumour, you're still in one piece?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21871,I assume you've come to plead for clemency on your husband's behalf.,"Oh you do, do you? It is my dearest hope, Doctor, that he remain entombed forever, and that when at last he perishes in the dank bowels of your institution, he be left as carrion for the rodents and the worms.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21872,"Pop it open. There should be a red switch, toggle it up.","Okay, it's on. We've got some indicator lights here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21873,"Well, has Your Majesty considered what Napoleon's alternatives might be, if you simply chose to ignore his note?","Yes, General Kutusov, I daresay that this has been considered and discussed at great length. Napoleon would simply spend the winter in Moscow and continue the campaign in the spring. Another lesser possibility might be to march on St. Petersburg now, although there is some doubt that he has the strength to do this, until he refits his army.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21874,I don't know what that signal means.,"It means look behind you, bimbo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21875,"Prep the compact, we'll hide it in a window and tape all of tonight's festivities.",The control board's glitched. You know we can't carry a live picture.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21876,"You bust outa jail, Tom?",Naw. They paroled me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21877,I've read a great deal about your New York City. Do be a dear and tell me all about it. Sounds like an extraordinary place to live a life.,"Extra ordinary, yes. But first, you tell me about the Headless Horseman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21878,"Not Dr. Barrington, the world renowned agronomist?",Yes. He's dying and wants to be buried on Mercury.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21879,Yes sir. I need to talk to you.,"Give me two seconds with Lacy here? Go on in, I won't be a moment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21880,"So you've done this before, huh?","Shit, yeah. White Boy even got busted for it. White Boy, tell these boys the reason you went down on that burglary that time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21881,"He didn't ""ditch"" me. We had some problems, he got a good offer from an orchestra in England and he took it.","He ditched you. You should've married me, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21882,"Where do you want me to go? Look at me. No, no, I'm not leaving. Can't I take my chances here?","That's your decision. But when they storm the flat, throw yourself out of the window. Son't let them get you alive. I have poison on me, they won't get me alive either!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21883,"Wonderful. What's she like, Brother? What is your impression of her?","She talks a great deal and smiles a lot. She's very pretty, she has a real good figure. She's very girlish or womanish, if you know what I mean. She wouldn't hurt anybody, this girl. She couldn't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21884,"Naw, naw, that's too much exposure. I ain't goin' anywhere near that money.","You don't have to. I told 'em you're real careful. You never pick up money yourself. You always send someone, and I never know who it is.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21885,They'll probably believe you. But they'll want to know what you were fighting about. Why Mitchell had a gun. You'll tell them a simple story. They'll pretend it sounds all right to them. Now you're headquarters. How does it sound to you?,"Before I took the story and closed the case, I'd want to know a lot more about these people. I'd want to know just about everything about them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21886,Let my daughter go or I'll take you out!,"If you put down the gun, I promise not to drop her on the way down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21887,All we've got to do is make it to the top.,"And find the treasure, and get it, and get back to the Humvee, and get the hell out of Iraqi without getting our heads blown off, but that's about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21888,"Yeah, well, you have to be nuts to do what you did. If you want my opinion, you should give this money back to the Creeper. Just give it back and tell him you're sorry.",No way. There's no way I'm giving that money back. It's my money now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21889,I'll take you to school.,"You don't have to. The school bus stops right outside here, at 7:30. I've got to run.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21890,Roy? You still with us?,"Yeah. But all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. By the way, chalk up two more terrorists.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21891,That is why I believe in the future of my country.,"I begin to believe in it myself since I've met you. I still don't know what to make of it. It confuses me, it frightens me a little, but it fascinates me, Ninotchka.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21892,Did you ever go I one?,"I went to a few just to meet women. But I don't like to dance, and it's so fuckin;loud. During that whole scene I just drank in bars. Who didn't make the cut?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21893,Low calls him Suspect Zero.,Suspect Zero is a crackpot theory. You said so.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21894,We've got to find Luke.,His fate is sealed. You'll be lucky to get out yourself. All systems are on alert. Everything's locked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21895,God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.,Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21896,"Captain, we're receiving the hostage information you requested.",Put it on the screen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21897,"Larry, you've got to tell her.",I can't tell her. She's called off her wedding. She'll never speak to me again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21898,"Boy, folks sure had it rough back a long time ago, didn't they?","Yeah, I reckon they did. It tore me up when I read about that pore little cripple boy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21899,Why is that childish? You're living with the guy! I'm just asking how it's going.,"I am not living with him. I've just been staying with him for a few days until I work out what I'm doing. Look, this has nothing to do with anyone else. You know that, don't you? I left because we weren't exactly getting along, and we weren't talking about it. And I suddenly realized that I like my job, and I like what my life could be turning into, and that I'm getting to a point where I want to get my shit together and I can't really see that ever happening with you. And yeah, I sort of got interested in someone else, and that went further than it should have, so it seemed like a good time to go. But I have no idea what will happen with Ian in the long run. Probably nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21900,Not even scum like Friedman would go to the trouble of killing a stranger on the strength of one anonymous call.,Some guy called to let him know the Frenchman who'd called the night before he left London was in L.A. looking to kill him. He did his sums and decided to take the call seriously.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21901,We all know how hard you took Waldman's death. Even Krempe is sympathetic. But it is time to move on. It is time to concern yourself with life.,That is my concern. I'm involved in something just now. I want to finish it in Waldman's memory.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21902,"You've never actually met Truman, yourself. Never thought about doing a cameo, playing a veterinarian, or a priest, something like that?",I've been tempted. But I think it's important to retain objectivity. I wouldn't want to get emotionally caught up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21903,I'm here for the week.,"Oh, good. Do you want to go to a party tonight with me and some friends who live here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21904,The army. The army. What is it with you guys? We're not talking about a trip to the library here. This is the United States Government for God's sake. This is red tape coming out of your ass. You know what I mean?,Exactly. And we need someone to cut through it. We hear you're the man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21905,This shit's peanuts compared to what we're gonna make with Maxie.,Ricky. I'm trying to save this money. Understand? I'm trying to make it so my girlfriend doesn't have to grind her ass into other men's erections so her daughter can go to private school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21906,We could have the whole left wing? Wouldn't that be nice! Would that be room enough for us?,"Oh darling, of course it would. There are six rooms and two baths, but if that isn't enough, Mother will give us the blue room too, I think.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21907,You in a hurry?,I gotta get to the library before it closes. Killer physics test.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21908,"You're really in love, aren't you?",For the very first time in my life. Do you know what that's like?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21909,What! You have not met a man worthy of your attention?,"Many worthy of attention, but valuing is something more. I could value only someone whom I loved.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21910,To our brave guests. Few in this universe have the opportunity to meet their heroes. We are blessed to count ourselves among them.,"Wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there, this fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up, never surrender!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21911,She's an officer. There's a higher standard.,"She's a women, and that's why you're ridin' her bareback.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21912,You already made the delivery?,"No, that's still in my jacket I was wearing. We were supposed to meet on the docks, that number 47 wharf, 10 o'clock Friday. He's gonna hand me 500 bucks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21913,"In Sicily, when you attack a man, you had better finish him.",I wish they had. He takes fifty dollars a week from my father's cash drawer. But you can't kill a man like Fanucci.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21914,HI. Look at those flowers. Did you grow those.,Ester and I did; My niece picked then. She's just here from California.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21915,"You're assigned, we're assigned, to apprehend Richard Low, not Suspect Zero. I have to tell you, Mack, I'm not comfortable where you're going.","But it was your idea to ""use Zero."" You said, use ""Zero to get Low.""",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21916,So why did you decide to drive a taxi at night?,"I had a regular job for a while, days. You know, doin' this, doin' that. But I didn't have anything to do at night. I got kinda lonely, you know, just wandering around. So I decided to works nights. It ain't good to be alone, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21917,"It's Craig in there, I can tell.","I understand, but we must protect the vessel at all costs. Please, Craig, please step aside and allow us to have what is rightfully ours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21918,"I met with Falco, and the Senators have agreed to call for a truce with the Germans.","Forgive me, Caesar, but do two Senator represent the mood of the whole Senate or the will of the Roman people? Besides, every truce we make with the Germans they break!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21919,I've been saving it. For the right moment.,"That moment is now! What good is a sword unless it be unsheathed? Use it, and no one will dare oppose you again. No one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21920,"Of course, everything's not as harmonious as it seems. I hope you've a strong constitution.","My years tending the lepers at St. Emilion steeled me for life's grisliest offerings, Doctor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21921,All right! 7:55. Everybody goes home.,Let's go to Donnie's house. His parents are both at work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21922,You always been this stubborn?,From day one. I was a breach birth. They tried for hours to turn my little butt around. But I wouldn't let 'em.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21923,"Come on, I got over six bucks on the line.","Come on, come on! It's double or nothing. We're talking twelve bucks American, here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21924,She'd probably smash you in the fucking face.,"I don't know about that. She was pretty into it. But I wasn't gonna try. The whole thing is, you just gotta take it slow. Show 'em some respect.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21925,"You're unemployed, Alfie. Boss is dead. Her plan is over.","My plan is just beginning. I'll forgive you for denying me the pleasure of slaughtering my boorish employers, but I'm afraid the birth of the new British Empire can have no witnesses!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21926,"She is a beauty, my lord, as would take a king to church for a dowry of a nutmeg.",My plantations in Virginia are not mortgaged for a nutmeg. I have an ancient name that will bring you preferment when your grandson is a Wessex. Is she fertile?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21927,"But you won't. You're a good man, detective. We think alike. I know you need my help. And I know you know I need your help.","In my fifteen years as a homicide detective I've never met a single soul as pushy and brazen as you are, Miss Weathers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21928,"Yo, your gettin' me all upset here.","You should get upset. Everyone should get upset. When, when Hitler was greasing the Jews, people were saying, ""Don't get me upset. Your bumming me out. My duty as a human being is to be pissed off. Jesus Christ, not that it makes a difference in the first fucking place. Nothing ever changes, man. Fifty years from now we're all gonna be dead and there'll be new people standing here drinking beer, eating pizza, bitching and moaning about the price of Oreos, and they won't even know we were ever here. And then fifty years after that those suckers will be dust and bones and there'll be all these generations of suckers trying to figure out what they're doing on this fucking planet and they'll all be full of shit. It's all so fucking futile.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21929,God's victim. That's her innocence. She belongs to God.,"And I intend to take her away from Him. That's what you're afraid of, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21930,"Bob, can't you get them to wait for us? They're leaving us farther behind every day.","There's nothing that would suit them better than to lose us, but we must go on. Come on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21931,"But before I retired, you might say I had a brief time in the sun. Fame, as it were. Tell me, do you like motion pictures?","Sure, everybody does. When I was a kid I'd go with my sister twice a week. Why? Were you an actor or something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21932,I just can't seem to focus on anything these days.,That's why it's good you came to visit me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21933,Hey Sherman. Scopin' the babes.,"Indeed. Some fine ladies here, boys. Confidence is high, repeat, confidence is high. Sherman is moving to DefCon Two, full strategic arsenal ready for deployment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21934,You think he's got a thing for you?,Maybe. But I'm thinking it might be something like he wants the money for himself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21935,"But I gave her my word. Besides, she's still your legal guardian. My hands are tied.","You know where you're taking me. You know what she'll do. Just give me a minute, slow down, give me an instant for once in your life, please?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21936,Last week some heavy breather wanted one of my nylons as a souvenir. Maybe that's what he was after?,"Look, doll, if I wanted underwear, I woulda broken into Frederick's of Hollywood. I was lookin' for Marvin Acme's will.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21937,"I've got to get moving. Terry will bust my chops if I'm late. See you in September, Auggie.","Okay, my man. Love to the wife and kids, et cetera, et cetera. Drop me a postcard if you can remember the address.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21938,My name is Trinity.,Trinity? The Trinity? The Trinity that cracked the I.R.S. Kansas City D-Base?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21939,"For one thing, there were no skid marks on that bridge. The tires were all intact. From what we could tell, nothing wrong internally with the vehicle either. Like the car had been driven off the bridge intentionally.",It should all be in the report. I told you guys everything. She was giving birth in the fucking car. She grabbed the wheel and I lost control.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21940,But be reasonable. If I don't do something to stop her she'll try again. And maybe hurt you.,I'll be safe with you. We can stay together the rest of our lives.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21941,Any sign of our friend?,Nope. Maybe he skipped to Rio. Feds got troops surrounding every cyclotron on the continent. Are you absolutely positive that one at E.S.U. is kaput?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21942,Dead. He'd broken her neck.,"Took no chances, did he? And when you got there, he pushed her off the tower, was that it? But you were the one who screamed. Why did you scream?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21943,"Damn it, Mom. I told you I need them all!","Fine. You'll get them, Evan. But I think it's far more important to focus on your case right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21944,"Sam, get the body and put it in the van. Sheriff Cable, where were you the night Teresa Banks was murdered?",My alibi is as strong as these bands of steel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21945,"Mrs. Robinson, it makes me sick that I said that to you.",We'll forget it right now. Finish your drink.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21946,Mercutio! Thou art consortest with Romeo?,"Consort? What does thou make us, minstrels? An thou make minstrels of us look to hear nothing of discords. Here's my fiddlestick. Here's that shall make you dance! Zounds, Consort!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21947,"No, you're not really getting married?","The story goes like this. He proposed, and I told him I had to think about it, and he insisted I wear the ring anyway. Then my mother told the paper we were engaged.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21948,Any news on my wife?,The helicopter never arrived at Nellis and there's been no radio contact.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21949,How did you get this gig?,"Worked my black ass off, first as an intern, then worked my way up to this position.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21950,"I haven't even looked at it yet, it's still in the shopping bag.","Melanie must be dyin' to see it, Louis.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21951,We both know you would never take a bullet for someone else.,"They don't know that. What are they gonna do, try and shoot the President during the interview? I'll bet Isabella can pull some strings. You saw the way she was staring at me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21952,"I heard you. But I got to arrange a legal defense first. I got to get you to testify in court, get it on public record.",Then hold it off the air until you got that. But I want to go to New York. And I want to go on the record. Right now!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21953,Is it true that you forced Robin Weathers to climb the mast when it was clear that he was acrophobic.,He climbed when he was ready.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21954,"One of those computer geniuses, isn't it?","You're right! And this boy tapped into that main link between Tokyo and the New York Stock Exchange. He can give us, when it's really useful, a seven second delay in that movement of information. Do you know what that means?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21955,"The beaches are always being closed because of waste spills, right? And surfers are territorial. They stick mostly to certain breaks. If we can get some hair samples, and get a match to a certain beach, we'd know which break the Ex-Presidents surf. You buyin' this?","No. But let's do it, anyway. It's gonna bug the shit out of Harp.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21956,Swiped your purse! While he was saving you? You gotta be kidding!,"And sold it to Mister LaPlante, the fence, who's now trying to blackmail poor John.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21957,"No, Maggie, I defended you. Humiliating you is what everyone else is doing. It's the theme of this party.",I had it under control. Now they feel sorry for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21958,"Roger, North Island. Please advise pending further information. Over.","Affirmative, Arctic Warrior. This is United States Coast Guard North Island Station. Over and out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21959,He knew Baby Suggs?,"Sure he knew her. Her boy Halle, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21960,But to the victor belong the spoils.,Half a million for you. Half a million for me. One-point-three five for the Colombians.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21961,Let's go and muck in.,"Aye, before anyone stops us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21962,They look like good kids.,They're like any others but they're special to me. You have kids? You told me; you have two.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21963,"Just to be certain, I wonder if you could show us a list of your patients?",We don't reveal the names of our guests as a matter of policy. I know you'd appreciate that if your father came to live with us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21964,And you didn't feel like you could trust my wife with this news?,I just didn't want to take a chance. I didn't want to risk it. It could have been frozen along with everything else.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21965,And this so-called Nuclear Man of yours can defeat Superman?,"Do people die in Italian Operas? Gentlemen, if all goes to plan Nuclear Man will return from the sun with power awesome enough to do what none before him has ever been able to, pierce Superman's skin. He'll be mortal, he'll get sick, and we'll dance on his grave.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21966,Or in dreams either. I repressed it completely. Classic pattern of inhibition.,That's what you've been doing all these years with every dame you could lay your hands on? Repressing your real self?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21967,Take your fuckin' bag and get out of here!,"I'll go, but I want my money right now!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21968,"I had to get in, to meet Margo! I had to say something, be somebody, make her like me!","She did like you, she helped and trusted you! You paid her back by trying to take Bill away!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21969,Llewelyn would never ask for help. He never thinks he needs any.,"Carla Jean, I will not harm your man. And he needs help, whether he knows it or not.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21970,Excellent. How long until the assembler tank is complete?,"Dr. Makeo is working on it now, sir. I estimate at least another six hours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21971,Hey! Don't let them shoot those girls. This is too much. They got guns pointed at 'em!,"The women are armed, Hal. This is standard. Now you stay calm here. These boys know what they're doin'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21972,That's the engineering containment. And there's the main airlock. We can dock there.,"Smith, use the arm and lock us onto that antennae cluster.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21973,They did what?! I don't understand. Why'd they go into O'Brien's office in the first place?,Evidently to install bugs and photograph documents.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21974,It's not the press that matters. Nixon's wife is proud of him.,"And his staff. Come on, the copy they were filing from China was great.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21975,"I'm sorry Miss Weathers. Allow me to introduce myself. Mark Kincaid, L.A.P.D. Are you familiar with the actor Ben Damon, or the actress Christine Perkins?","Well I interviewed Damon once for the show. He was a real obnoxious fuck. Any way, the second one, Christine Perkins, she had a part in Stab 2, didn't she? She was playing Cici.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21976,"Well, at least he's polite. Tony, show him the shirts.","Now, you'll like these. You really ""dig"" them. They're ""fab"" and all the other pimply hyperboles.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21977,"What if our guys open up, sir?","You're only allowed to shoot at Germans, that's one of the rules.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21978,He amputated his own leg?,"Yes. Oddly enough, later, when he had learned to understand their language, the natives told him he could have saved his leg. It would have healed without amputation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21979,Great. I'll pick you up around eight o'clock. Is that good?,"Yeah, but don't pick me up. My father may think it's strange. I'll walk over to your house. I'll be there at eight o'clock.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21980,"Well, then, you have a lot of initiative, my young friend.",My father's sword means more to me than any other possession I have.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21981,Of course I like children.,You've never even been around one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21982,There are plenty of other suppliers in Mexico.,But not in whose interest it is to help you out of debt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21983,"How come you get all the good stories, Lois?","It's because I'm an intrepid girl reporter, Jimmy. Besides, the chief of detectives has the hots for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21984,"The elderly have so much to offer, sir. They are our link with history.","I don't want to be your godamn link, damn you. I want to feel Floris' naked thighs against my own. I want to know passion. I want my body to inspire lust in that beautiful, complex woman. I want her to shiver in a spasm of ecstasy when I penetrate her. Oh, God, the agony of the flesh, Schwartz.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21985,What your father did doesn't condemn you.,"Nobody believed I wasn't in on it. I was just a dumb-smart collage boy, and he was my father. I thought it was a legitimate business. He was a politician, with fingers in a lot of pies. I never saw the pies. They had names. For the record. Innocent names. You know where that kind of money comes from, don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21986,I'm glad you came. I can't breathe without you.,I want us to be together. But I need to know you're serious about turning over a new leaf. I need a sign.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21987,"In the movie they make of us, who do you think would act me?",The one who got caught in the bathroom. George Michael.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21988,And you thought I'd respond to the hippie stripper with no boundaries?,"Admit it. You were disturbed, but ultimately moved.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21989,"You lost a man we wanted for some time. It was very incompetent on your part, officer.","Incompetent is letting people waltz through a secure area wearing your uniforms, carrying official documents.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21990,"Settle down, Beavis. Why don't you tell us the truth?","What the hell are you guys getting at? I make horror films, that's what I do. The Studio came to me with 'Stab'. They came to me, check it out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21991,"So, you've got it all figured, do you?",Figured enough to know there's an odd man out and I'm looking at him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21992,You wanted the disease in order to peddle the cure.,"Well, the thought had occurred to me. I needed Chimera in order to peddle Bellerophon. For a hero to be appreciated, you need a monster. Now that's not so difficult to understand, is it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21993,You got us into this mess.,Oh I did? I think it was your little rat fuck brother who decided to play Hamburger Helper with the hooker's head.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21994,"Way to go, Karl. We got a touchdown. That was a good lateral, man. That was just like the Wishbone.","I dern near had me a touchdown till them boys got a-hold of me there, so I figured I better give it off to you. I seen you over there follerin' me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21995,Why are you so agitated?,"I'm still stewing about that ape laying hands on me. And that fuckin' bartender sticks a weed up my ass, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21996,Didn't you tell me one-time calls aren't monitored?,I said not as a rule.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_21997,It's tough to find a good job without any kind of training.,"Look, I told you I'm not going to college.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21998,You don't sound as if you liked him very much.,"No, not very well. And I like his friends even less. But if you really want a good dry Martini...",1,cornell,train train_cornell_21999,I have a feeling there's some very interesting space behind this door.,"Probably the world's largest Reader's Digest collection! C'mon, let's have some chablis, Otho, I'm laid bare by this experience. Entirely bare.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22000,You think you're doing me a big favor by staying?,I'm requesting you keep me on as your partner a few more days. You'd be doing me the favor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22001,"That would be Mars Krupchek. Jesus, he works for me, too.",Have Louise run the name 'Mars Krupchek' through DMV and NCIC. Tell her to list the tattoo as an identifier.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22002,We were partners. If it weren't for Luther I'd still be hustling pinball down at Gianelli's. I don't need anything more than I got.,You ain't gonna have nothing if you don't lay off those games of chance. There's a depression on you know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22003,"He's in the dumps, sir. Agnew. Every time you have him attack the press, they give it back to him in spades. He's become the most hated man in America.","Yeah, good old Spiro. Well, better him than me. What the hell is he but an insurance policy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22004,Where's the nearest telephone?,Telephone? The Gunthers across the valley. They're Mennonite. They have cars and refrigerators and telephones in the houses even.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22005,"Just tell me where I can find him, friend.","Comes right in this poolroom every night, eight o'clock on the nose. Just stay where you are. He'll find you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22006,Want me to call for you? I called for Becky last year.,"Eh, I'll call them myself. But I do need your help with something very urgent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22007,"Frank, I have something for you. Excuse us everyone.","Excuse us, por favor! Hey, let Tits see her kid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22008,"Sir, what if they send some other company into Caen ahead of us while we're pinned down here?","Don't worry, we're the only Rangers this side of the continent. We've got to be first into Caen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22009,Thanks for the publicity spread you got the boys for the benefit tomorrow.,"Robard's my client. I did it for him and his club, not your boys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22010,"Don't you sweet talk me you ol' spook, you!","Oh, I'm all through talkin'. Now, let's just you an' me trip on down that hall.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22011,"They came to me with an offer. 800,000 for the negative and all the prints.",And they went to the stockholders in New York.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22012,Seattle boys think he's guilty. They say the evidence is rock solid.,"They're not his neighbor, like you are. He is a husband, a father, he risked his life for their country. The same as you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22013,Rasputin! You're alive.,"Despite being shot, poisoned and thrown into an icy river, yes!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22014,"All we know is there were two women in a green T-Bird convertible that turned left out of the parking lot, going real fast. We're trying to get a make on the car, but nothin' yet. So far, we got nothin'.","Well, you'd best get something. Even if they didn't do it, it times out that they most likely witnessed it. I want somebody to at least talk to 'em. Put out an APB with a description and see what we get back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22015,"Mr. Sayer, did we pay the million bucks yet?","Cashier's check went out to our anonymous tipster this morning, worth every penny too. Who says there's no place for checkbook journalism? We'll be running stills of this for months, then release the whole tape. We'll get our money back, maybe show it on an exclusive pay-per-view event. Do you realize what we have here? We have the only independent footage of Simone in existence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22016,"Why would he flee this direction, with so much open ground to cross before he reached cover?",He would not have gone into the Western Woods. No sane man would.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22017,"Then answer this. If ran was superior, why didn't he survive?","He might have been wiped out by a plague. Natural catastrophe. Like a fiery storm of meteors. From the looks of this part of your planet, I'd say that was a fair bet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22018,"All right, hooker, but you take it on the lam, and we'll shoot you down on sight.",Just as long as I get to finish the play.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22019,"Good to see you again, Mr. Grey. I've got to go find Dan.","Yeah, before they revoke his diploma.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22020,"Yeah, yeah, I know. But say I hadn't seen it and I said to you, ""I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet,"" what would you think?",I'd think you were a cinematic idiot. And I'd feel sorry for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22021,Your father left us nothing but a legacy of bad debts hidden by a good name. And that name is the only card we have to play.,"I don't understand you. It is a fine match with Hockley, and it will insure our survival.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22022,I thought you'd given up on my picture.,I'd like to try again. If you're game.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22023,"Why wouldn't you eat a fish eye, Harry?",I saw a guy eat a fish eye once in Seattle. He was digging through his food with his chopsticks for about five minutes till he found the fish eye and he dropped it into his throat. I guess it must have gotten stuck in his uvula because right away he started to have trouble. His throat began to flutter there like there was a wind blowing. And he couldn't swallow and they rushed to him and loosened his collar and they were asking him if he was alright and he started to turn blue and his eyes started to roll back into his head and he still couldn't get the fish eye out and they tried to do a Heimlich maneuver. I went over to him as they were preparing to do an emergency tracheotomy. They were over him with a knife when he suddenly shot the fish eye out of his throat and right onto the ceiling. Splat! It just stuck up there and spread out. It was about the size of a half dollar. And that's why I don't ever eat fish eyes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22024,With every breath we shall hunt them down.,Each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22025,I'm so flattered but I can't. I'm grounded.,Everyone's grounded. There's a killer on the loose.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22026,"Geez, that's a good lead. The Blue Ox, that's that trucker's joint out there on I-35?","Yah. Owner was on the desk then, said these two guys had company.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22027,Pleased to meet you.,"Glad to meet you, too. You are all your father talks about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22028,You know what the fuck I'm talkin' about. You talk to her?,"She wants to give you your money. If she didn't, there'd be cops batter-ramming the door right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22029,"I said, yeah, you're right, Chief. As soon as we get somethin' we'll let you alert the media.","You do that, wiseguy. Now let's solve this thing before Eddie Flemming does.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22030,Would you like to go for a walk?,"Yes, if it isn't too late.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22031,"Well, you're not exactly an expert witness, but what makes you so sure?","If waiting tables in a bar doesn't make you an expert on human nature, then nothing will, and I could've told you that Harlan Puckett would end up buying it in a parking lot. I'm just surprised it didn't happen before now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22032,You'll back me up with some paperwork? Then I'll try. But wouldn't this have more weight coming from the Senator herself?,She doesn't know what we're up to. And we can't afford to let her find out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22033,"Ray, we're just friend.",Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22034,"Enjoy it while you can, Vin. Pretty soon, they're going to legislate us out of business anyway.","They catch you smoking tobacco, they'll stand you up against a wall and shoot you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22035,I need to speak with an Agent Lowry.,The office is closed for the evening. Is this an emergency?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22036,"Well, how about we wait and see what Harry comes up with?","Sure, why not. Give him the trophy. That pretentious son of a bitch. You heard him, Norman. All that ""someone went to a lot of trouble, try again"" bullshit. And ""impotent"". Where does he get off saying I'm impotent? He's a fucking self-righteous, little prick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22037,There's fight club in Delaware City.,"I heard. Local 15, Monday nights.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22038,"I don't know man, I'll drink beer and shoot crap with you anytime, but this is different.","Damn right it is, it's a chance to do something meaningful for a change, to leave our mark on this town. Hell, you'll probably be gone in another six months and all you'll have done is taught some kids the lines to a Led Zep' song. C'mon, don't run out on me now!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22039,Seriously? I'm doing all right?,"You're taking this bull of an empire by the horns, but you're still keeping your small town values. You're not letting all this ""stuff"" spoil you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22040,"Didn't you just make one called ""Bride Of The Atom""?","It's the same film. But the distributor wanted a punchier title. C'mon! It's going to be a big event. We're going all out! Bela, Tor, and Cris are coming. You'll have fun!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22041,But I do. I will. You're my sister.,"God, Kat! Please. Don't be nice to me. I can take anything right now but you being nice to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22042,I know she must be a really passionate person.,"Yes, she's, she's very warm, but it's me that wants to be giving to you. I want to do things for you. Hannah doesn't need me as much. I'm being presumptuous. Not that you need me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22043,"She will not be murdered. On the day of the wedding, I want the Thieves' Forest emptied and every inhabitant arrested.",Many of the thieves will resist. My regular enforcers will be inadequate.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22044,That's very kind of you. Are you related to him?,"No, I'm his housekeeper.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22045,"Fuck you, I did the body work. Whose fuckin' router you think sanded out all that bondo?",Guy's been up my ass for two years about a fuckin' job. I had to let him help with the car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22046,"Well, I'm the neighbors. There, now we're introduced, so you can shut the fuck up.","Ooh, now, see, if I'da known there was a beautiful woman next door, I'da done this different. Let's start over. My name's George. What's yours?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22047,So we'll take him with us. At least 'til we get back to the Hummer.,"He'd just slow us down, and drink our water. And if we ran into any more Iraqis you know he'd sell us out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22048,I should have told him.,"Don't blame yourself. In your shoes, I don't think I would have told Parker, either. So do you think Grimes has become the dominant personality?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22049,"We've got to go on. Amy, here, all this time, you've let your mother and father think you had forgotten that old dream life of yours. Now we find you've only kept it secret.","It isn't a secret. She plays with me. She plays with me in the garden all the time. Right out there in the garden, she does!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22050,"What would it mean, anyway? If he didn't write it?",That's what I'm asking myself. Does he have some genius stowed away? Why not let him write Skywire? Not saying it makes sense.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22051,Yeah. I've gotta go. Arthur's picking me up soon.,Okay. But let's have a girls night soon. Maybe a pajama party.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22052,So you are. How is your pretty wife?,"She is well. She is, well, actually, I'm about to become a father! She only told me last night. You are the first to know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22053,You're a movie buff?,"Try to be. It's tough going with the crap they make today. If Dumb and Dumber's the best they've got to offer, I say thanks but no thanks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22054,Could be suicidal. It's not easy to kill yourself with all those hard wired defence programs.,No. It's gotta be more than that. That hard wiring also keeps it from getting too smart. Too powerful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22055,"You may save your philosophy for the magistrate, Monsieur Varlac. I am only a simple officer in the army, and to me what you have done is called murder, and his always been called murder by honest men.","Then do you propose to arrest all of us, Citizen Lieutenant? For I was not there alone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22056,"Reiben, you can be very unpleasant to be around sometimes.","You want unpleasant? Just wait, I can do much better than this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22057,Grimes is back! He's back! He's come back!!!,No! Grimes isn't back. He's only one part of Sid. Sid 6.7 is a hell of a lot worse than Grimes ever was. Get a hold of yourself!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22058,"I know, but since we're talking, I thought I'd mention it.","We're not talking, you're talking, and doing too damn much of it, if you ask me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22059,He's a young one.,And big for his age.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22060,You still don't believe in God?,"The whole idea of God was dreamed up by a silly animal with a small brain called Man. Even the limits we put on it are human limits. It can do this, it can do that! It designs, it creates!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22061,"Ah, how nice to meet you, General Bonaparte. One has read so much about you lately. Please sit down.","Thank you, Madame de Beauharnais. You probably don't recall, but we met briefly a few months ago at a party at Paul's house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22062,You have the night watch? On the radio.,Since September. Last guys got transferred.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22063,You disrespect our tradition.,"Boss, we got our own tradition. We call it treatin' your friends right, and not bein' a pig for every scrap of glory.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22064,Do you want anything?,Maybe an orange juice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22065,Is that how you came to shoot the policeman?,"Sure. You see, I'd never had a gun in my hand before and I didn't know what to do with it. Well, when I get stuck, I know that there's an answer for everything in production for use. So it came to me in a flash, what's a gun for? To shoot! So I shot. Simple isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22066,"As ship's counselor, it's your duty to know not only when you're needed but also when you're not.","You can't fool an empath, Captain. I know exactly when I'm needed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22067,Good. Good. That's nice. That's very nice. I think I'm coming out of it now. Yes. Yes. I'm definitely coming out of it. Thank you for smiling. It helped a great deal.,"Well, you know what they say, ""Smile and the world smiles with you."" Heh, heh. The man should be in a straight jacket. Feeling better?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22068,So we cut her loose and wait it out. A little weather couldn't be anything she hasn't seen before.,It's a bloody navigation hazard. One boat can't control a ship that size.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22069,Not really. It's pretty boring.,That's only because you don't know where to go. You like hiking? Fishing? Sailing? What do you like?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22070,"Reiben, I want you to listen closely to Jackson. This is the way to gripe. Jackson, continue.","Yes, sir. It seems to me, sir, that the entire resources of the United States Army oughta be dedicated to one thing and one thing only, and that is to put me and this here weapon on a rooftop, smack-dab in the middle of Berlin, Germany. Now I ain't one to question decisions made up on high, sir, but it seems to me that saving one private, no matter how grievous the losses of his family, is a waste of my God-given talent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22071,"You've been through quite an ordeal, Mrs. Haydn. Why don't you stay where you are and let us pick you up? We'll fly you home.",No. You'll want to ask a lot of questions I don't want to answer right now. I already have a ride.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22072,"Don't keep calling me that. It puts me at such a distance. I was not born a Court Composer, you know. I'm from a small town, just like your husband.","Are you sure you can't leave that music, and come back again? I have other things you might like.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22073,Really. You think you could arrange a little get together with him tonight on my behalf?,Hmmm. I do believe Bravo is showing Spartacus on television tonight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22074,"Mr. Jones is dead. So are two of his men. The other three are in jail. I have the disks. I have Walter Smith. And you know what, you motherfucker? I have you.",I have your fucking family. Don't forget that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22075,What can I do for you guys?,We want some grass.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22076,Don't you get it? I don't want to leave. This is who I am.,"Tell you the truth, I don't give a shit for me. But that little girl is so special, and you're gonna fuck her up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22077,And he's never once attempted escape?,A man of his notoriety? He wouldn't last a day on the streets without capture.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22078,Sure I do. I understand he's in the hospital. How is he?,"He's alright, I guess. I hope. They're doing tests, that's why I'm home from school. I was over at the hospital this morning and I was going home and in the field behind our neighborhood. There, behind Vista, I found an ear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22079,"Did Leon tell you why he didn't want the police involved, Rhian?",He just said he had good reasons.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22080,"We haven't much on hand, you know. If it gets any worse, I hope we don't have to close the doors.","The bank's reputation wouldn't be worth a nickel after that. This is just a flurry, that's all. They've heard about the robbery and got panic-stricken. Listen, get a hold of our available securities and have them turned into cash. Wait a minute. Get my personal stuff and have that turned into cash, too. Tell the boys anyone caught arguing with a depositor will be fired on the spot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22081,How'd you do in school?,"Great. I got one B, two C's, and eight incompletes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22082,Why were you spying on the Yus?,"I'm looking for someone. Jade Fox. I'm a police inspector from Shaan Xi, Gen Su district. Jade Fox is a master criminal. I hear she infiltrated the Yus. She must have come with them when they transferred here. But with Yu's reputation, I can't just go in and accuse her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22083,"By the way, Mr. McGann just phoned in a high fever. Smith's gone again. Have you any idea where?",Yes. He went to Mount Vernon to give himself a patriotic address.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22084,"You feel alright today, Daddy?","Great, son, not like wakin' up in jail. For a minute or two, didn't quite know where I was, but when I saw your face lookin down on me, made me know right away the day was gonna be a good one, and it all belonged to me!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22085,"But Lipnik said he wanted to look at the script, see something by the end of the week.",Sure he did. And he forgot about it before your ass left his sofa.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22086,"Look, that's back when I hated you.",I remember every minute of that party.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22087,"So, you surviving without me?","There's no replacement 'cause of your boss' cuts, if that's what you mean. If someone else goes out on an injury we're really screwed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22088,"If you don't stay with me, I'll have to continue my fight. I'll travel wherever Russian commissions are. I'll turn them all into Buljanoffs, Iranoffs, and Kopalskis. The world will be crowded with Russian restaurants. I'll depopulate Russia. Once you saved your country by going back. This time you can save it by staying here.","Well, when it is a choice between my personal interest and the good of my country, how can I waver? No one shall say Ninotchka was a bad Russian.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22089,You're talking crazy! An atomic blast would melt me and the time machine in a matter of seconds!,"You forget that time travel is instantaneous. The time machine would melt, but you would have already traveled through time. Of course, it's a moot point regardless. The only place atomic bombs are detonated is at the Army's Nevada Test Site, and those tests are kept absolutely top secret.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22090,"Maybe it was her mother who killed her, with all that Polly Perfect shit.",It wasn't her mother. The only reason we're still here is that none of us has slept since the grad party.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22091,I can't believe I let him stay in my house. Right under my nose. That deviant fucker was right under my nose and I didn't see him.,If he had been under your prick you'd have spotted him for sure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22092,"That's what he says, but if he thinks that I don't realize he's writing another article, then he's an idiot.",It's probably because you got him fired.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22093,"Look, it was a bad time for everybody.","What the hell do you know about bad time? You didn't love her, you didn't have to explain to her family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22094,"You no longer can serve humanity if you invest your time and emotion in one of them at the expense of the rest. Surely this is not how you repay their gratitude, Kal-El. Could you really abandon the weak and the needy merely to fulfill some selfish dream?",Selfish! But they get a chance at happiness. Can't I have that chance?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22095,Mr. San Pedro Sula's authorized to carry a .45.,"United States Marine issue, before they made the unfortunate switch to the less dependable nine millimeters. I have it here, in my briefcase.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22096,Meeks is probably in Rio or someplace like that by now.,"He's under a tract house in San Berdoo. And he don't smell too good. What happened to the heroin, Johnny?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22097,"Yah. Where are ya, Margie?","Oh, I'm almost back. I'm driving around Moose Lake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22098,You didn't become crazy.,"Well, therapy. And one day I realized I was in love with a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairy tale.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22099,"He's a nice boy, you'd like him. He wants to be a fireman.","Ye gods and little fishes, a fireman. Put on some clothes, Rose, you're naked as a jay bird. When you're dressed, come on downstairs. I'm afraid your friend Billy is injured, where are his clothes?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22100,I wadn't but six or eight. I reckon I didn't know what to do. I didn't know how to care for no baby. Mama and Daddy didn't want him. They learned me to do what they told me to. These days I figure it might of been best to give him right back to the Good Lord right off the bat anyhow.,"That makes me feel real sad. Couldn't you have done somethin', Karl? I would have. I wish I would of had him. He'd be here right now. Livin'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22101,I need the ID to fly with my gun. The gun belongs in Quantico.,"Gun. Jesus. Turn in the ID as soon as you get back. The gun, too. Be on the next plane, Starling, there's one in 90 minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22102,"As Chief Enforcer of all Florin, I trust you with this secret. Killers from Guilder are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night.",My spy network has heard no such news.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22103,"That song did not come up in my research, Captain.","The lyrics are are very simple. It's, er, ""Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream."" The Doctor and I will start it off, and then when we give you the signal, you jump in. Doctor, if you please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22104,"Well, there you are. Jen must've liked him.","Jenny told me she met him at the beach. Got blinded by his smile. You believe that shit? Son of a bitch never smiled at me. Buried her at a ""private"" service. Private for who. Him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22105,"You do not! Roy Dillon? Cornball clown pictures? Commission salesman? It's all a front, isn't it? You're on the grift, I know you are. You're working some angle, and don't tell me you're not because I wrote the book!",You're one to talk. Still running playback money for the mob.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22106,"Oh, I'd like to stay on. Just keep everything the way it was.","That's what we'll do, then. But I tell you what, Roy. Before I hire anybody else, I'll ask you one last time. Fair enough?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22107,"Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes. He won't be long.",I promised I'd be at the Robinson's. They've lost nine today.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22108,"InGen is a genetics corporation, isn't it?",Is that who we're really working for?! Gene splicers?!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22109,Why would I kill her?,"Because I'm sick and tired of her little games. Because you could do it and drift away on your boat and no one would ever see you again. Because I've got a fifty-thousand dollar life insurance policy on her, and I would be more than happy to give the man who does her in a good chunk of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22110,I'm issuing you a ticket. Moving violation.,"Moving violation! I just got out of bed and you're telling me you're giving me a goddamn speeding ticket? Now? Are you nuts? Is that it, Whitehouse? You're nuts?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22111,"Come on, Doc, you know as well as I do what's been comin' down in that loony bin.","Yes, well, Miss Ratched feels that you're a disturbing influence on the other patients.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22112,"Why, sure, always got time to get you a half-a-cup, and one of these days I'm gonna get you a whole cup and see what happens.","Uh-huh. I never drink a whole cup, my nerves can't stand the caffeine. Eh, Lord awful insomnia in reverse last night. Lay there and sweated blood for hours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22113,"She's been stalking you, Peter.",So you're going to kill her? Put the gun down Claire.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22114,"Somebody steals your gun, you're supposed to file a report.","Are you gonna tell me about police procedure? Do me a favor, don't give me a bunch of crap.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22115,"Well here we are, a family again. Been so long, plain forgot how good it feels. Want to thank you for that, Wyatt. All your doin'.","We're gonna do it, boys. Gonna get ours. Feel it in my bones. All we have to do is keep our eyes on that brass ring.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22116,"Perceval, you have returned!","Ready my knights for battle. They will ride with their King once more. I have lived through others far too long! Lancelot carried my honor and Guenevere my guilt. My knights have fought my causes. Mordred carries my sins. Now, at last, I will rule.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22117,"I think the lady is wise to keep your love at a distance. For what lady could live up to it close to, when her eyes and lips and voice may be no more beautiful than mine? Besides, can a lady born to wealth and noble marriage love happily with a Bankside poet and player?","Yes, by God! Love knows nothing of rank or riverbank! It will spark between a queen and the poor vagabond who plays the king, and their love should be minded by each, for love denied blights the soul we owe to God! So tell my lady, William Shakespeare waits for her in the garden!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22118,"Look, it's not a big deal! I can fix it! All I gotta do is get 'em together and make sure my old man asks her out!","You better make sure your old man asks her out, because if he doesn't, they may never have a first date. And if they don't have a first date, they won't have a second date. If they don't have a second date, they won't fall in love. If they don't fall in love, they won't get married, and if they don't get married, you'll never be born!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22119,Sometimes she can be quite careless. Why don't you try Mrs. Redi?,"I have written repeatedly to Mrs. Redi. She volunteers no information whatsoever. It is six months since your tuition has been paid, Mary. Naturally, it is impossible for you to stay on here as a paying pupil.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22120,"This is Marc Shermin. Where are you, Mrs. Haydn?","I don't know. Someplace called Elmo's. Look, I just wanted to tell you that I'm all right and I'm on my way home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22121,"Frances, you're a movie star now. If you give them what they want, you can get anything.","I don't have what they want, Harry. Harry, will you tell me something? How can I keep making movies when people in the streets are starving?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22122,We'll take it! Will it fit?,"Oh, yes! It may need some slight alterations, but it is madam's size. All right, dear. We'll have it for you to try in a moment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22123,He always have that shit-eating grin?,"Joey Dorsey? Perma-shit-grin. I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22124,Any news on Dunbar?,He's still in the Kommandant's office. That's all I know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22125,Mind looking at the picture before committing yourself?,Committing myself to what? You sure talk like a Policeman.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22126,I told you goodbye. Why are you here?,The police are waiting for you up ahead. There's a roadblock. You have to go back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22127,You want him dead too.,After a court convicts him. He belongs to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22128,"I got all I could get which was 750,000 shares plus 5000 March 50 calls. Average price of $47 a share and $4 per contract for the call. I just wish I could've got more.","Don't expect to get it all, sport, you'll burn out. First rule of business is never get emotional about stock, clouds the judgment. Where do we stand?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22129,I'm having trouble scanning underground. There's a lot of radiation leaking from something.,Probably from the nuclear warhead. Cochrane was planning to use it to ignite the warp drive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22130,Where? I don't see a thing.,"Oh, I forgot. You haven't got your wings yet. Now look, I'll help you out. Concentrate. Begin to see something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22131,Any luck raising Ackland's party?,"Nothing. With the satellite down, we can't transmit over the mountain range. He's most likely sitting there wondering why he can't raise us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22132,"I may be a shut-in, but I do not lack for news. I'm sorry you had to go through all that.","Oh, it wasn't all that bad, darling. We were fortunate that Mr. Gardiner turned out to be so reasonable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22133,"Look, I help take care of the place. You got my check, didn't you Mom?","That new roof, that's your doing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22134,I know where it is. Give me that phone back.,I'm not finished. Under other circumstances I'd gladly go out of my way. I don't understand why you just don't phone some other person.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22135,Could we access the defective coil and trigger their cloak?,"Perhaps. Yes! If we sent a low-level ionic pulse, it might reset the coil and engage the cloaking systems.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22136,This convent is locked solid. The only one that has a key is Sister Marguerite and she wouldn't let Christ in after dark.,"Well, it's been known to happen in the day too. Maybe Agnes went to him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22137,The first one. Before you where on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then.,"Back then, they hadn't tried to eat me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22138,What about Angelina Tyler? She was there too.,"Police are still searching through the debris. Could be days before we find her. That is, if she's even there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22139,I'm baby sitting for the Doyles. It's only three houses away. We can keep each other company.,"Terrific. I've got three choices. Watch the kid sleep, listen to Lynda screw, or talk to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22140,"Frustrating. I had Tron almost ready to run, and Dillinger cut everybody with Group 7 access out of the system.","Ever since he got that Master Control Program set up, system's got more bugs than a bait store.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22141,"Repartee, Dick, very good. Hey, I feel ten years younger! It makes a helluva difference, let me tell ya! How's the lawyer life?",Never made so much money in my life. But my upbringing doesn't allow me to enjoy it. I did get to argue a case before the Supreme Court.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22142,How well are you trained in music?,I know a little. I studied it in my youth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22143,"As much as I loved Nathan, I'm not sorry she killed him, if it means I can have you. Is that a terrible thing to say, my sweet?","Hush. No, it is never terrible to be in love. Nathan's memory lives on in our sacred union. I'm not sorry she killed him either. Nathan was wonderful. He was erudite and sophisticated and charming. You are all that, too. But you have something more. You have a bit of the animal in you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22144,Cooperate and they will be returned to your estate. I could have executed you.,And my army would have thrown your body into the Danube.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22145,I'm leaving. I'm taking the kids and I'm leaving! I won't stand it anymore.,"Honey, come on. The government wants you to be scared. They want everybody to be scared to speak out. They count on it. But there's nothing to be scared of.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22146,"You're not like my other students, James. So what was the movie you two saw?",Huh? Oh. Son of Fury. With Tyrone Power and Frances Farmer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22147,So when do I meet up with the husband and give him the look?,"It's not that simple. You have to be careful. There's another guy that comes along, a hard-on you owe some money to. A mob guy. Wants to take you out anyway, on account of a past situation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22148,Are you and mom getting a divorce?,No. We're never getting a divorce. We were having a fight. It happens sometimes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22149,Everyone's saying he's dead. But I know that isn't true. I feel it in my heart. I think he just needs help.,You know him so well. But I'm sure he'll manage wherever he is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22150,"A naked woman, chained in ya house?","I'm tellin' you the truth, dammit. I found her beat. Left for dead. So I brung her home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22151,I'm trembling with excitement.,That has more to do with your proximity to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22152,I don't need a lecture. I care about Michael.,"Then that's even more reason to listen. Look, schizophrenics tend to withdraw from reality. They experience emotional disturbances that result in personality changes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22153,"Take it easy. I only asked because maybe I could, you know, let you have a little something.","Yeah, well thanks, but I got enough to hold me. My mother can send me some. I don't know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22154,"If we launch the third wave and annihilate their fuel depots, we destroy their ability to operate in the Pacific for at least a year!","And if we fail, and lose our carriers, we destroy our ability to fight them at all. As soon as the second wave returns, we will withdraw.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22155,Wouldn't this whole thing be a little safer in the daytime?,It's easier to lure sharks at night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22156,"North Island, please repeat? Over.","Arctic Warrior, passenger vessel Chimera was lost at sea day two month two year one nine five three. Over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22157,What was Mr. Marsh's physical condition prior to his death?,Very poor. He was suffering from severe arterial disease.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22158,"Counselor, I will prosecute your client.",Then prosecute. I will be very impressed to see if the District Attorney manages to bring in twenty-seven simultaneous counts of murder against one man with cerebral palsy. I would think a man with your job would agree with these alleged faceless people in City Hall you mention.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22159,"Not if you have spies in the White House, it isn't your job.",It is not my practice to spy on the president. Doctor Kissinger manages to convey his innermost secrets to the world at large on his own.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22160,Where did you learn to kiss like that?,"Oh, you know, Junior League charity bazaars. I used to sell kisses for the Milk Fund.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22161,"Okay, college boy, I'll help you. But I want half the collar.",A third. I don't think we can make a case without Bud White.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22162,"Dr. Danielson, the man we want was never your patient. It would be someone you refused because he tries to conceal a record of criminal violence. Please, Doctor, time is eating us up. Just show me the ones you've turned away.","Examination and interview materials are confidential. We've never violated an applicant's trust, and we never will.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22163,You mind if I ride with you?,"Yeah, stick around, you might learn something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22164,"Oh, don't play it small, Charlie. It don't look good on you.",How do you want me to play it? I'm broke.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22165,"We're in a shootout, Roy! Shut up about the damn fish!","You shut up! They're beautiful, but get them some water.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22166,You gonna tell your mother we been seeing each other?,"She'll figure it out sooner or later. I don't have to ask permission anymore, if that's what you mean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22167,"I don't know exactly. But I do know what you're doing with that drink. You're cutting yourself off from your gift, and from me and Audrey, and from your fellow man, and from everything your art is about.","No son, thisahere moonshine's got nothin' to do with shuttin' folks out. No, I'm usin' it to build somethin'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22168,"I didn't break in, the back door was open!","Yeah, it was opened. With a goddamn screwdriver!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22169,What did you find? What did you see?,I found sand. I saw death.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22170,You really think there's a treasure inside?,I don't care if there's a lump of coal in here. I just want to be able to rub Epps' face in it when I crack this thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22171,"£10,000 a year to the girl for as long as she looks after the boy?",Plus a trust fund to provide for the boy's education.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22172,You willing to back that up with odds?,"Damn right. Three to one, as much as you want to put up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22173,"Hmmm, nasty little safe on the 7th.","The safe's a Simpson 71. Last time I played the game, Simpson only had a 40.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22174,You're sure there's more where this came from?,"Plenty more. And somewhere up there's the lode, the rock rotten with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22175,"Yes, now I remember, Mr. Garrison. I'm sorry, I got confused. We got out there near the geese and it was only then we realized we'd forgotten our shotguns. Stupid, right? So of course we didn't get any geese.","I see. Dave, thank you for your time. I'm sorry it has to end inconveniently for you, but I'm going to have you detained for further questioning by the FBI.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22176,"That's because she made a promise, and she'a keeping it. Aren't you, darling? You saw the way she played this afternoon, Edward.","Indeed I did. Up and down the garden she went, laughing and singing to herself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22177,Is there any other planet where this species exists?,The Humpback was indigenous to Earth. Earth of the past.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22178,I'm sorry. I don't like sitting in the middle of a restaurant. I feel like everyone's looking at me ..,"There's no one ""looking at you"". There's hardly anyone in here. The only person looking at you, is me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22179,How was your game?,"Twenty-seven points, eleven assists and still undefeated.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22180,"Did God make you the sacker of peaceful cities? The executioner of the king's nephew, my husband's own cousin?","York was the staging point for every invasion of my country. And that royal cousin hanged a hundred Scots, even women and children, from the city walls.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22181,The one about the witch.,Your mom says I can't tell you that one anymore. You get nightmares.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22182,"Would you say this ""Leon"" was actually Lee Harvey Oswald?","Fuck, yes. Hell, I'm already in jail. I got no reason to lie to you. I ain't no nigger.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22183,"If anyone deserves it, it's Spengler and me. We're doing all the hard research and designing the equipment.","Yeah, but I introduced you guys. You never would've met if not for me. That's got to be worth something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22184,"I'm with Denise, can't we just walk to someplace, this is getting fucking stupid.","Negative. Shit, we are so deep in the sticks we could walk for hours and find zero.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22185,"Oh, yes, Jeffrey. Come in. He'll be back any minute now. You're welcome to wait. Is it urgent?","I just wanted to ask him a few questions, that's all. Maybe I better go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22186,"Don't worry, son. That's Captain McIntyre, and he's the best chest surgeon in the Far East and maybe in the whole U.S. Army. He'll fix you up fine. Your daddy saw to that.","Just like we thought, it's a routine problem. Nurse, who's in charge of operating room preparations?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22187,"That is a damn lie and you know it. Every time father asks you to do something, you either half-ass do it or run off and hide. Mama asked you to turn the dirt in her garden and you told her, with your smart ass self, that you weren't a farmer, get Junior to do it. Every time someone asks you to do something, you always say, tell Junior to do it. Boy, you ought to grow up.","I told you about calling me boy. I ain't no boy. See, you and Dad got a bad habit of calling me boy. You call me boy in front of my wife. You think I'm going to fix the roof? I hope the wind blows the whole damn thing off and it pours down rain.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22188,"Mathilda, hadn't you told that bullshit to the receptionist, we'd still be in the hotel, I make you notice.","That wasn't bullshit, I said we love each other.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22189,She asked me to pick her up.,"I know, but she told me to tell you she wants to crash here a few hours. Terrible about her father, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22190,Mind if we make a stop on the way? We busted Frank Antonucci on possession. He gave us a lead on that Polk Street jewelry heist.,"""Phoney Frank""? Don't waste your time. He'd tell you his granny was in on the Kennedy assassination if he could dodge a collar.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22191,I thought you'd missed the train.,Freddie drove me back in his car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22192,Rafts. Two 38s. A little ammo.,"We need fuel, and a couple automatics.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22193,You and Creasy both. A two man army according to Interpol. Panama. Lebanon with the Druze. Desert Storm. Where you were contracted by the U.S. Army to hunt down elite Iraqi military commanders. You two were a married couple.,"The kind that gets divorced, but still stay friends.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22194,I sure am glad they let Scraps ride up here with us.,I bet Scraps is going to love Mercury.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22195,"Ryan Taylor, first mate. Welcome aboard. First time in space?","Yes. Theoretical discoveries aside, there's nothing like the real thing. How about you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22196,I'm not interested in politics. The problems of the world are not in my department. I'm a saloon keeper.,My friends in the underground tell me that you have quite a record. You ran guns to Ethiopia. You fought against the fascists in Spain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22197,Call the motor pool and authorise personal transport.,"Of course, of course. Leave it to me. How do I authorize a check?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22198,"We have that all figured out. You see, Harry'll take my job at the Building and Loan, work there four years, then he'll go.",He's pretty young for that job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22199,What if I told you I was a malignant narcissist?,A narcissist doesn't admit it. It's the extreme of self-denial.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22200,You can't talk that way about my movie.,"""Your movie""?! I wish it was your movie! I wish I hadn't blown every dime I ever made into this stinkbomb. If I ever see you again, I'll kill you!!!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22201,"I'm getting it back. Don't worry about me, Mick. I'm fine. D'you find the obstetric nurse?",Mary Rooney. She won't talk to me. I tried her at the hospital. I'm going to try her back at home. Read this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22202,She's really sick you know. Don't you know what she's doing? She knows I went to Berkeley. She knows I knew Noah. She makes up that story about me. She's handing you somebody who's obsessed with he her.,She didn't hand you to me. She doesn't even know who you are. She told me about Lisa Henderson.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22203,"Better watch yourself Claude, before you say something you regret.",The only thing I regret is the day I met you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22204,Why was he on Death Row?,For rape and murder.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22205,"Look, I'm real tired and I'm not interested in fucking chit chat.",I know just what you mean. I'm pretty beat myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22206,"Mama! Mama! Miss Boatwright, say she gon' help me find where Daddy is!",Good! But you don't have to tell the whole valley 'bout it! You'll get that woman in trouble!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22207,"You shouldn't be driving around, you know. You're sick.","Yeah, but I'm gonna get better. A lot of these folks aren't.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22208,How would you like to get a ticket next week? Haven't you any romance in you?,"Sure I have, but I got rid of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22209,"You testing me? Huh? You testin' me, old man?","Test. Shit. What kind'a test you thinkin'? You mean like, if you a man or not? If you a killer? Only one way to prove that. You just look me in the eye, boy, and you squeeze that trigger back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22210,"Pretty much. You know, George, wish we could send Harry to college with you. Your mother and I talked it over half the night.","We have that all figured out. You see, Harry'll take my job at the Building and Loan, work there four years, then he'll go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22211,"Careful, Chief. I don't think you know who I am.","I know who you are and the last thing we need around here is some freak show ""bounty hunter"" making trouble. I want you outta town and I want you outta town now!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22212,"Manslaughterer, honey, not murderer. Don't exaggerate.","Okay, manslaughterer who's broke his parole and got in mind nothin' but immoral purposes far's you're concerned.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22213,He left his passport in Curacao. It's being mailed to Panama.,That is unfortunate. We'll have to take him with us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22214,Is he not back yet?,Claude rode over there to see if held lost track of time. They say he never arrived.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22215,Are you often this offensive on a first encounter?,I was just being honest. You happen to have a nice ass. Sorry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22216,And what's this right girl like?,Smart. Funny. Bossy. Always makes me think she's two steps ahead of me. And big buck teeth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22217,"I understand how you feel, but there is a limit to everything, particularly pride and dignity. They are willing to pay any price! They have a circulation of two million!",Imagine two million clerks and shop girls peeking into my life for a sou! Think of my lovely life being wrapped around cheese and blood sausages! I can see a big grease spot in the midst of my most intimate moments!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22218,"Go home, Adam. Go to your hotel.",Yeah. Before I kick your ass.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22219,"And not just Hunt. Frank Sturgis, all those Cubans. All of them in the Watergate. They were involved in Track 2 in Cuba. Hunt reported to my military aide. But I met with him several times as Vice President. That's what worries the shit out of me. I don't know how much Hunt knows. Or the Cubans.","So? You wanted Castro dead. Everybody wanted Castro dead. If Hunt and the others are CIA, why don't we just throw this back in the CIA's lap? Let Richard Helms take the fall?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22220,I am not so well-born.,Well-monied is the same as well-born and well-married is more so. Lord Wessex was looking at you tonight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22221,Do you need us?,Of course I need you. It's dark in there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22222,You were taken for a buggy ride?,"Yeah, with all the trimmings. Now, how about the check. Do I get it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22223,This is so patronizing.,Leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22224,"You hit her? Oh, wait, wait a minute. Why'd you hit her?","Because I was fucked up, man. I just kept hittin' her till she didn't move anymore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22225,"The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago.",We're back at the beginning. I still don't know the why. A planet where apes evolved from men. A world turned wrong side up. A puzzle with one piece missing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22226,"I think you're way out of line talking to me like that. What you're saying is libelous, and you're in no position to challenge my expertise. I went way out of my way to be very helpful and courteous to that kid. He's weak, he's incompetent. He jeopardizes the whole place. There's not much more I can do for him.","You have got me there. Old Don is as useless as tits on a boar. But, he is my brother-in-law, and I would look on it as a personal favor if you'd think some more on hiring him back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22227,You're the fuckin' animal! You ran around with every guy I knew while I was breakin' my ass for you.,"You're not only an animal, you're a stupid animal. You're rotten. Rotten. Rotten. You're a sick maniac. A maniac! You belong in a mental hospital.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22228,"Shut up. ""Let's Get It On,"" Marvin Gaye, from Let's Get It On. ""Airbag,"" Radiohead, from OK Computer.","Ooh! A kind of recent record! Rob's sly declaration of new classic-status slipped into a list of old classics! Nice! ""Let's Get It On?"" Couldn't you make it more obvious than that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22229,Are you kidding me? He's not psychotic!,"Then how would you describe him, Beth? Merely rebellious?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22230,You left spacedock without a tractor beam?,"It won't be installed until Tuesday. Ensign Sulu, try generating a subspace field around the ships. That might break them free.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22231,I had him hooked. He was just about to ask me out. I could tell.,That guy's a jerk. I did you a favor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22232,"No, Major, I merely wish to state that your vehicle appears to be somewhat slower and heavier than mine, and point out that, if you would be kind enough to pull over to one side of the road, I could pass you and be on my way.","May I inform you, monsieur, that I am Major Fidon, official courier to the court of the Emperor Napoleon, on my way to our Embassy at St. Petersburg and, in accordance with the rules of the road, no one may overtake or pass me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22233,Yes. He's a good kid. Maybe a little messed up.,"Well, I'm sure with the proper guidance he'll be fine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22234,There isn't! There's nothing under here but more floor. Jesus fucking Christ! We killed a man for nothing but floor.,"It's got to be here. I heard him talk about it. He bragged about it. Six steps out, three left.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22235,He got beat up by a girl.,If that was a girl I want ta see some papers. She had to be just preoperative for Christ sakes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22236,"But there was an attack. I can still see them coming. There was a fight, wasn't there?",Yeah. But not with the Cong.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22237,"Tastes good to me. You live around here, Stephanie?",In Santa Ynez. And I agree with you about Cab Franc.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22238,"Dooler, you know Bob Sugar.",The best commercial director in the business. I hail you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22239,"Assuming I go along with this, when can I have the five hundred?","Whenever you want it. The money's in hundred dollar bills inside one of those jock bags, you know? In a locker at the airport, waiting to be picked up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22240,I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open and making it look like a suicide.,"I could be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in Heather's copy of Catcher in the Rye, if you know what I mean. So are we on?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22241,"Secret Service Agent Carter. This is my calling, Lee. Give me six months and I'll be in Washington protecting a white guy.",We both know you would never take a bullet for someone else.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22242,"I don't know what to think, Marlon. Maybe I'm going out of my mind, but I get the feeling that the world revolves around me somehow.","It's a lot of world for one man. You sure that's not wishful thinking, you wishing you'd made something more of yourself? Christ, Truman, who hasn't sat on the John and had an imaginary interview on ""Seahaven Tonight""? Who hasn't wanted to be somebody?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22243,I'm not interested in your book. I'm talking about the Building and Loan.,"I know very well what you're talking about. You're talking about something you can't get your fingers on, and it's galling you. That's what you're talking about, I know. Well, I've said too much. You're the Board here. You do what you want with this thing. Just one thing more, though. This town needs this measly one-horse institution if only to have some place where people can come without crawling to Potter. Come on, Uncle Billy!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22244,I'm not a hire car. It's against regs?,Regulations? These guys don't even give you sick leave. How much you pull down on a good night?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22245,"Yeah, my analyst thinks this move is keen for me.","Yeah, and I, you know, I trust her, because my analyst recommended her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22246,She was only seventeen.,But she was an attractive girl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22247,"Doolittle, are you there?",I'm coming in now. I'm down by the Emergency Air Lock. Too much trouble to come in the Ventral Lock. Would you blow the seal on the emergency hatch so I can come in?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22248,"You have got me there. Old Don is as useless as tits on a boar. But, he is my brother-in-law, and I would look on it as a personal favor if you'd think some more on hirin' him back.","I can't do that. And I appreciate the fact that he's your brother-in- law, and I do want to help you and I like to do favors. And I know who you are, but I cannot do that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22249,"Excuse me, I'm a little deaf-a-hearin'. Can you repeat yourself?",Okay. Ahem! You. Are. A. Dick. With. Ears. And. A. Really. Bad. Haircut.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22250,"B.F.D., what hat do you plan to do? Fly to Kansas and woo little Dorothy?",It just so happens we're not in Kansas anymore. Our little angel's father has accepted the new headmaster position at Oakwood. She's staying with my aunt up in Connecticut while Daddy sells his house. Can you imagine what this would do for my reputation? Screwing the new headmaster's virginal daughter before school starts? It will be my greatest victory.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22251,Is it? Because of my mistake six men didn't return from that raid.,"Seven. Lieutenant Zipp died this morning. Ted, Doctor Sandler says you'll be out in a week. Isn't that wonderful?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22252,"Jerry told me you were an expert with animals, Mr. Galbraith. Couldn't you tell where it went?","To know where that leopard went, I'm afraid you'd have to be a leopard and think like a leopard. I was a naturalist. That hardly qualifies me as an expert in hunting down lost leopards. I used to teach zoology in a little fresh-water college back East. I gave that up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22253,You don't trust me.,"Oh, I do. But as we know, I'm a very poor judge of character.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22254,You said you weren't coming?,I wasn't planning on it. Particularly after spending a half hour in cold storage this morning. But I got a better look at the blood and tissue samples I took from the firemen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22255,"After you have frozen, your icy tomb will plummet back to Gotham.","Freeze, you're mad. This capsule will slaughter thousands.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22256,"You know, General Kutusov, there is a very strong possibility that the fire was not started by Napoleon's troops but was organized under the orders of Rostopchin's secret police.",I have heard that story but I do not believe it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22257,"The dogs have lost the scent, Mr. Pendergast. Maybe we should head back.",Not yet. Let's try the fork to the left.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22258,"It's easy to get out, it's how you survive on the other side that's hard.","I know. But last summer, I worked for a day in Zelazna Brama Square. I saw someone I knew. A singer. Her husband's an actor. They're old friends. I've written their names down. And their address. If they're still there. Janina Godlewska and Andrzej Bogucki. Good people. Majorek, you go into the town every day. Would you try and make contact? Ask them if they'd help me get out of here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22259,"If they can give Kissenger the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find I'd won the Preakness.","Well, yes, but the guy did bring peace.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22260,"She talks a great deal and smiles a lot. She's very pretty, she has a real good figure. She's very girlish or womanish, if you know what I mean. She wouldn't hurt anybody, this girl. She couldn't.","Your impression is very reassuring, Brother. Of course she's had troubles, poor thing, but I sensed that was that the girl was like and I'm glad to have it reconfirmed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22261,"I'm not having a witch hunt here, Mr. Crawford! Our patients are decent, non-violent people with a real problem.","Dr. Danielson, the man we want was never your patient. It would be someone you refused because he tries to conceal a record of criminal violence. Please, Doctor, time is eating us up. Just show me the ones you've turned away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22262,You were right: it was arrogant presumption that got us into this situation. You might have died.,"The night is young. Anyway, it was logical. You know, you're a great one for logic. I'm a great one for rushing in where angels fear to tread. We're both extremists. Reality is probably somewhere in between us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22263,Just what I was about to ask you. I thought you were in New York.,"I was, until last night. Publicity asked me to fly Miss Taylor in for today's reception.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22264,Cardiac arrest. During delivery her heart stopped. When the heart stops the brain's deprived of oxygen. You get brain damage. That is why she's in the state she's in today.,"Now, Dr. Towler's testified that they restored the heartbeat within three or four minutes. In your opinion is his estimate correct?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22265,Nothing. Why don't we walk to my dorm?,"I'm not up for running into anybody. Let's just kick it here, alright?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22266,"But I'd do it, I'd get that one into him. So help me God, I would.","All right Wyatt, maybe you can. But you gotta die to do it. Understand? You gotta die!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22267,"I see. I'd better stick to running the paper, huh?","I think maybe you'd better. And Connell, I'd like to have the John Doe contract, all the receipts for the money we have advanced him and the letter Miss Mitchell wrote, for which I gave her a thousand dollars.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22268,"Six bodies, Sheriff! That's what I have seen between here and Ridgemont. A filling station in flames. I'm telling you Michael Myers is here in this town. He's here to kill that little girl and anybody that gets in his way.","Hank, call the troopers and check his story out. I'm assuming what you say is true.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22269,"What're you doin'? He's a square guy, for chrissakes. You can't treat him like that. He's gonna run to the FBI.","Fuck the FBI! That prick's been dodging me for three weeks. And what is it with you? All of a sudden, you're tryin' to tell me what to do all the time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22270,"Jack is dead. Look, six people have been killed. I'm going to the police.","David, please be rational. Let's go to Dr. Hirsch.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22271,"We didn't do anything special that I can remember. Just talked, is all.","Talking is good. As long as you got the other? I'm a big believer in talking, in case you haven't noticed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22272,You think it's all right for you to stay here?,I've got a good lock on my door. And Bobby's going to sleep in my room tonight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22273,"It would be truer to say, I think, that a lot of people in high places knew me.","You were real close to all of them. To Adolf, to Hermann, to Joseph, to Baldur, and now Albert. So, let's hear the truth, let's come clean. What was your Party number?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22274,"I can take care of my own bills, Lilly.","Whatever you say. The manager says your boss called. Really pulled the wool over everybody's eyes, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22275,"You think I should go to the party, Mr. Marliston?",I really do. For your own safety.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22276,"That is true, but it seems to me impossible that you should be unhappy in love.","It is only too possible. Love requires a mutual harmony which is difficult, and it is even more difficult to make it last.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22277,"Mac, did you ever find out who Molly went off with?",A Polish pilot. It's like one of those jokes on the wireless.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22278,"I don't like the situation, Mister Sparrow. The island is riddled with caves. I will not put my men at a disadvantage.","Funny, I was thinking along those lines. How about you let me go in alone, and while you're setting up an ambush, I'll trick the pirates out to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22279,I got you a copy of the script.,I already read it. Harry left a copy at the house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22280,And this poetry is like the poetry you wrote before extols the passion and beauty of life?,It goes beyond that. It praises the goodness of God and the greatness of all His works.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22281,Engaged. Plan on doing it this summer. You still married?,Yeah. Least I think so. Twenty- six years this March.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22282,So there goes your theory about the Joes giving up Shu to protect their trigger man.,"But I like that theory. And since I'm not putting Twerp Professor on the stand, and since I don't have a better theory, I'm sticking with that theory. Meantime I want pictures of the Joes. What'll you bet there was a guy in the gang looked enough like Shu to fool the eyewitnesses!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22283,"Look, I'm stuck on the freeway. I think there was some big accident. It could be a little while so I don't want you to start freaking if I don't get there at exactly Eight thirty.",All I'm saying is I'm gonna be royally p.o.'d if you don't catch my acting debut.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22284,And was there anything of value in the car?,"Huh? Oh. Yeah. Tape deck. Couple of Creedence tapes. And there was a, uh, my briefcase.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22285,"She's not talking. But, she could be. So, obviously, you've seen one of these devices before?","Only once, at Redstone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22286,What do you know about the cop? Tazinari. The one who made the ransom drop with Samuel Ramos?,He's an old fashioned patrone with the worst reputation. He's high on my hit list.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22287,I'd really like to see you.,Or course. You should come over to the house. The boys would love to meet you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22288,Cheer up. Now you can give some other guy a shot. Make it up to him later and buy him a yacht.,"For God's sake, forget the money! I'm going crazy! I'm a walking anachronism. I'm a puddle of deja. I'm worried about my kids. Scott must be scared to death, I think my daughter's doing drugs again. I can't have any fun here, I don't have that innocence any more. I can't keep all this in anymore. I feel like I'm going to explode.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22289,Just sitting here listening to her voice does it to me all over again. No harm admitting I fell in love with the sound of you.,That's a skill you acquire when you do fantasy phone sex for a living. I must've had thirty regulars salivating at 4.99 per minute.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22290,Remember dress up day? You and Charlie lifting skirts during recess.,"I miss those days, when schoolyard sexual harassment was without consequence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22291,"Hard to tell what's shakin' in a place like this, honey. You don't want to be walkin' in the wrong door.",Maybe there's a place we could hear some music. I feel like dancin'. We could ask someone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22292,Can you identify this man?,"That would be Mars Krupchek. Jesus, he works for me, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22293,What have you prayed for?,For a healthy baby. For Lisa to make it through the delivery. For the Phillies to get into the playoffs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22294,"Yes, I'm sure I hit the right commands.",Why don't you reset and run it again. The pods check out ok.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22295,1322 last year in LA county. Up 26 percent from the year before.,"That's right. And we nailed over a thousand of them. We did it by crunching data. Good crime-scene work, good lab work, good data-base analysis. Nobody had to tackle a car once. You getting the signal, special agent?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22296,"Tell me, Claudia, what do you think of Raimondo?",I would say he's pretty depraved.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22297,How'd you and this detective come to trace her to Fairvale?,They thought she'd be coming to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22298,You think Jake's going to give me money just so I can take you out of here?,He doesn't give it to us. We take it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22299,"C'mon man, didn't I do you right that time I give you the turkey loaf for the ham and lima beans shit.","Tricky bitch, reason you gimme dat turkey loaf is nobody else can eat that shit 'cept me so don't start your game playing with me Junior.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22300,"If you come out to the track, don't know me.",We won't hit the track. The beach. Couple a nice restaurants.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22301,So why don't you give me my sandwhich?,"What do you mean ""your sandwhich?"" I bought it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22302,"Because you were spoiled, don't try to spoil Sunny.","My daddy never gave me anything without my having to sweat for it. Every summer, the way they kept me and Junior out of trouble was to send us to Big Daddy's farm. We would get up with the chickens. Every summer the fence had to be repaired. The barn needed a coat of paint. We had to pip all of Big Mama's hundred laying hens and go to church all day on Sunday. For Big Daddy, calluses and sweat were the mark of a man. Sunny will never have to bust his knuckles like we did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22303,I got a bag. I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station.,"Well, let's go get it. We also gotta get rid of all those cars. It looks like Sam's hot car lot outside. You stay here and babysit Orange and the cop. You two take a car each, I'll follow ya. You ditch it, I'll pick you up, then we'll pick up the stones. And while I'm following you, I'll arrange for some sort of a doctor for our friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22304,"There are so many questions I'd like to ask you, I hardly know where to begin.","I'll help you. To begin with, you'd like to know what I'm doing here. Whether I was born here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22305,I guess I have. You were pretty little when they locked him up. I don't suppose you even remember that time I was gone two months.,Sure I remember. You went to Mexico lookin' for cattle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22306,"We need to find more witnesses, Lou.",There was Rose Cheramie. A whore. Two Cubans threw her out of a car on the way to Dallas.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22307,"Let them try. You'll never find me. I've already gotten away with murder before. For instance, Maureen Prescott.",No. You didn't kill my mother. Billy Loomis and Stu Macher did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22308,Didn't have to hit me so fucking hard. Didn't have to throw me outta the goddamn truck.,Didn't have to send me down a fucking mountain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22309,"Well, the sheriff found two batteries in your well. If you left one with Carl Heine, how is that possible?","I had a spare battery in my shed. I brought it down, and put it in just before the sheriff showed up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22310,Why do you need a radio?,So at the intermission I can listen to the ball game. Do you know that mother is seeing a prominent divorce lawyer?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22311,I'm sorry. You've thought this out better than I ever could. I'm ready now.,"I'm opening the side door. She'll step out. But before she gets in your vehicle, I want to see the first installment put down in plain view. If it isn't there I'm shooting her in the back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22312,He doesn't like us.,"So what!? His job is to hand out the paychecks. And he does that very well, let me tell you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22313,You're acting Like your father.,"Come on, Mom. Just 'cause Dad was my age when he started going crazy doesn't mean that I'm nuts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22314,This is our choir director. He's gonna play the young hero.,Are you insane? I'm the director! I make the casting decisions around here!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22315,She's good. Give her that. Almost as good as she thinks she is.,She reminds you of yourself. There's nobody you admire more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22316,"Hey, I got a staff to pay, plus rent, plus I haven't billed a minute of my time since I started on this case, so you can quit hitting me up like I'm rich or something.","Don't give me that. You're gonna get plenty rich off of this, Mr. 40 percent. We got those PG&E fuckers by the balls here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22317,I never killed anyone.,"That's right, you just stood there and watched, because you ""felt like it."" Almost makes you worse.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22318,Ian's a very good friend of mine.,"He doesn't need a friend, he needs a shrink.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22319,It was really nice of you to take me along.,I didn't have much choice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22320,Never should've let her play.,"It's a damn company executive game, and she's a damn company exec.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22321,"Well, that's got nothing to do with this case. Can I handle this my way?",You cannot. I'm still editor of this sheet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22322,You talked to him? Is he mad? Did you tell him?,"No, I didn't tell him. And that's something we gotta get straight. Darryl's been callin', mad as a hornet, makin' all kinds of noise. When you talk to him, you cannot say anything about this. You gotta make sure everything sounds normal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22323,"You know my policy. We don't negotiate with terrorists. If we start now, all of America becomes a target.","But this is different, sir. You're the President.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22324,It's a hundred leagues from here.,We could reach it on fire-mares.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22325,You afraid of the dark?,"Afraid of it? Boy, I live in the dark. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, a lick from a dog. The kiss of death. It's all the same.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22326,"So, is Mr. Henry going to come by and see me or anything?","I don't think so. I mean. Actually, he robbed Bob's house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22327,You don't look so good.,"You wake me out of a sound sleep at four in the morning and then tell me I look like hell? Of course I look like hell, you don't look so hot yourself, Jack. I'm freezing here, thank you for checking, can I go?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22328,So what's up with your dad? He a pain in the ass?,He just wants me to be someone I'm not.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22329,"It's all right. I thought you'd go back to New York like Sam and Ingie, and the rest of them.","Oh, I worked there for a couple of vacations, but I don't know. I guess I was homesick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22330,"You're one to talk, Lex. Your mom's a fuckin' dyke.","Trip, a female gynecologist does not a lesbian make. And even if it did, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on LSD.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22331,Rogers isn't even pretending. He isn't just scared anymore. He's sick. Frank Norris told me last night he hasn't known Rogers to be that worried in twenty-five years.,"I think it's beginning to dawn on Mr. Rogers that I mean what I say. With Mr. Rogers out of the way, Reilly, I think we may really begin to hope for a good government in this state. Well, Mr. Bernstein?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22332,"He got a call from Dan Fawcett a little while ago. His chickens won't eat, either.","It's what you said, Mom. Mr. Brinkmeyer's feed is no good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22333,How many rounds did you find for that weapon?,"Four, counting the one in the chamber.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22334,If you get out can we be together again.,"I'm no good for you Katka, besides I won't be able to stay in Prague.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22335,"I didn't get a good look at him either, but he sure looked at me. I didn't have time to get a window, but I found this key. Pretty nifty, huh?","Yeah, if it opens the door.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22336,I might've been away for the weekend.,"Well, I reckoned, Saturday night, if you were goin' out, you'd probably have to come home first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22337,"I've got to get out of here, Diego.",Only two ways I know to leave here early. One is to escape.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22338,Jenkins ain't no boss. Mean we're gonna let people like Jenkins stay here?,You can't send him back to Oklahoma. It'd be inhumane.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22339,"Unfortunately we're here as peace-keepers not peace makers, we can't take an aggressive role.",If the UN changes your mandate could you stop the bloodshed?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22340,I'm free to do what I want? And you think I would want to go with you some place on a plane? Where? Where ya going?,"I gotta jet coming here and we're gonna try to get the fuck outta this thing. And we're gonna go, man!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22341,"What I can't get out of my mind is the image of Rene, my nephew. I just can't believe he's gone.","It's only natural to feel a heightened sense of tragedy when a child dies. But it goes deeper than that, doesn't it? I can sense that Rene meant a great deal to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22342,Twist! When did you get back in town?,Coupla days ago. I'm workin' a big one with Gondorff on the North Side.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22343,You're not even listening.,"When we were together I was ""too here,"" now I'm not here enough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22344,I thought you'd be thrilled. You're being taken seriously.,"I'm delighted the critics are liking it, and I hope the people like it, too. But it's not why I wrote the book.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22345,"Why do you say that, brother? I had a shower this morning.","Oh, he had a shower this morning. You trying to call me a liar?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22346,"Anything you have to say to me, you can say in the morning.","Oh no, Mr. Cluett, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather not wait. It's about you and Mrs. Dickson.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22347,"You drive a hard bargain, but I had a feeling you were my boy when I met you.",I'm not your boy. I don't like you. I got no choice but to do business with you. Let's just call this a nasty little marriage of convenience.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22348,"'Cause if he busted you, you'd play hell bonding out of federal court. He doesn't want you mad at him, he wants you to tell him what you know. He uses you to get a line on Ordell, make a case, then take him federal. You know what Ordell's into?",I have a pretty good idea. Ordell ain't no bootlegger and I doubt he's smugglin' Cuban cigars. So that only leaves one thing an A.T.F. man would be interested in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22349,"Breathtaking, Frau. These automated strumpets are the perfect bait for the degenerate Powers.","These are the latest word in android replicant technology. Lethal, efficient, brutal. And no man can resist their charms. Send in the soldiers!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22350,Then all you have to do is untrigger it.,"Ah, but if we were able to untrigger it, that would be defeating its purpose. All our enemies would have to do would be to warn us in advance that they were going to violate one of our unalterable triggering conditions. We would bluff, naturally, but in the end we would be insane not to untrigger it. Now we can say there is no point trying to intimidate us, we don't control the Doomsday Machine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22351,"Me and Bill scraped together the parts, worked on it. Morgan was out panhandlin' every day.","Fuck you, I did the body work. Whose fuckin' router you think sanded out all that bondo?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22352,You do not know what you are saying!,"Yes I do! I know exactly what I am saying. And if it is sedition, then I am guilty of sedition, too!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22353,Oh. One more thing. This is personal. I want you to tell me you're a big sissy.,I. Am. The. Biggest. Sissy. In. The. Whole. Fucking. World.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22354,You saying Freddy's this ancient thing?,"Current version. For ten years he's been imprisoned as Freddy by the story of Nightmare on Elm Street. But now that the films have stopped, the genie's out of the bottle, Heather. That's what the nightmares are about. That's what I'm writing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22355,"Josh, I need your help. Doug's been arrested, he's in big trouble. I thought maybe your father and the Embassy might be able to do something.","You really are a piece of work, you know that? You walk out on me and my family for some worthless bum and you expect us to help him when he screws up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22356,Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.,I got her under control. She just acts crazed in public to keep up the image.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22357,"Hello, Hildy! What are you doing around here?","I want to interview Earl Williams, Warden. How about a little service?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22358,I beg to differ. One is a command decision on your part. The other represents nothing more than the occasional over-exuberance of field officers attempting to carry out their duty in difficult circumstances.,"As long as your soldiers attack civilians, I will order the shooting of your officers at the outset of every engagement. And my men are excellent marksmen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22359,Do you think he'd be satisfied with the two hundred dollars? I think he would.,That scar-faced bastard will find out what we got from the wholesaler. He won't take a dime less than three hundred dollars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22360,"Those specimens are worth millions to the bio-weapons division. Now, if you're smart we can both come out of this heroes. Set up for life.",You just try getting a dangerous organism past ICC quarantine. Section 22350 of the Commerce Code.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22361,"It says here, name Danger Powers.",Danger's my middle name.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22362,I recall distinctly the detonation order. My memory is good on matters like these.,"Yes, of course you remember it, but what you are remembering is merely a series of electrical impulses which you now realize have no necessary connection with outside reality.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22363,"I agree, Majesty, but I'm afraid it's not possible. The young man is still in the pay of the Archbishop.","Very small pay, I imagine. I'm sure he could be tempted with the right offer. Say, an opera in German for our National Theatre.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22364,"I'll tell Mike I'm sick. There's a game tonight anyway and he'll never miss me. Afterwards he can go out with the guys. Just so the record is kept straight though, I love Mike. What do want me to do?","First of all, we'll have a nice dinner. Try to find out where Dorothy sings.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22365,"Who's been talking to you? The army? Have they been talking to you, huh?","Nobody's been talking to nobody. You don't have a case, you hear me? It's pure and simple. Now leave me alone. Okay?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22366,Tell her the truth about Healy! Blow the schmuck out of the water.,Are you crazy? I've unleashed a psycho on her. She's gonna be fucking pissed. She's even more beautiful than I remember.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22367,"Make a ""U"" and go back.",That's illegal. You want us pulled over? I'll turn around at the corner if you'll shut the fuck up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22368,"Well, little fella, let me put it this way. The operative word here would be ""Federal"". With or without the semantics of all this, I am now ordering you to release all pertinent information concerning Teresa Banks, both while living and deceased.",A basic kill. Banks was a drifter and nobody knew her. My boys have been all over this. It's a dead end.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22369,Yes and the old man used to come to my garden. He would read and rest there.,"Come now, Mr. Jennings had been bedridden for thirty-five years, since he fractured his spine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22370,I'd just like five minutes alone with the motherfucker who hung that flag upside down.,"Easy, Cowboy. No vendettas on my ship. Now, remember what I told you about Nam? Watch the grass, watch the trees, watch the shit house, be on your toes, And if we get committed, don't hesitate to empty that sucker.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22371,"Hey, he'll be all right. Believe me Lana, I know. I was a late bloomer myself.","It isn't only that he's small for his age. How would you like to be the only kid in town without a father? Look at him, he's stewed to the gills in the middle of the afternoon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22372,"Wait a minute, you thinkin' of Getting in bed with the Cowboys?",Business is business. Don't have to love them to work with them. Not If there's money in it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22373,Didn't know you darker people went in for foreign jobs.,I had no choice. Some white asshole bought the last piece of shit skyblue Cadillac.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22374,"Now you get dressed and we go out. I got a babysitter and everything. Trust me, you need it.",I'm not here to date. I can't leave Oscar in a strange place with someone I don't know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22375,"One last score, that the idea? Move to some island.","I'm partial to mountains myself. But if you like islands, we'll make it an island.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22376,That triple the amount of stuff is going through.,"Right. But, that's not the biggest problem. One of our Intel officers picked up information from DEA that traffickers have come up with a process, a chemical process, to turn coke into something else. It doesn't smell like coke. It doesn't look like coke. And what's worse, it doesn't react to field test. It could be anything. Maybe it's already happening. I mean, how would we know?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22377,You want to go talk to him?,"Yeah, but I don't think it's going to do much good. Let's go. I'll try to talk to him later.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22378,"In three years Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterward, they fly with a perfect operational record.","Uh huh, great. Then those fat fucks in Washington figure, what the hell, let a computer run the whole show, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22379,Feds asked for me?,They asked for the best street man I had.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22380,"Yeah, me too. He was a helluva good writer. And I would know. I discovered him. Made him what he was.","What he was, was a hack, couldn't get a job writing for anybody but you. I'm being honest. He was a lousy writer, but he was a good husband. I just didn't know it until too late.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22381,What? I thought Madrigal was dead. I thought it was verified.,"Apparently not. Look, it's a shit storm here right now. When are you coming back? I don't know what to tell people any more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22382,"You got a real good memory, Star.","I remember when I just saw you. Skinny Winnifred. Jesus, you were skinny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22383,"You can't just leave Harry down here, sir.","I told you people, nobody goes anywhere unless I say.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22384,You knew me as a kid.,"Yeah, but never what you looked like. Not really. Never really studied your face, like now. I was never able to see you as a kid when you were a kid until now, this way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22385,Unlikely. All 14 cameras are frozen. Do we call Randy and Phil? Tell 'em there may have been a break-in?,"Not yet. 'Love to bust my ass cause I'm not in frigging Mensa. I swear to God, it's that kid Milo. I told 'em so in the first place, but they didn't even wanna hear about it. Let's run a printout on card entries.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22386,But if Cable killed Grunemann why would he get you hired to look for Grunemann?,Because he knew I couldn't leave the case alone. And this way at least he'd keep track of it. And me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22387,Thanks. May I offer you both a ride?,"Oh no. I'm sure it would just make your day to drive us all the way to Manhattan Beach, taking that left down to little tiny Waterloo street where you have to play chicken with oncoming traffic, and your life flashes before your eyes, but hey, I've obviously had too much coffee and all. Here's my sister Laurel to pick us up. Thanks, though. Bye.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22388,It's just for a couple of months.,"You can't just ""borrow"" my car for a couple of months! That's like ten years in Bambi life!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22389,"Hey, let's sit down. I bet the rug feels really nice against your skin.","Don't try and change the subject. Oh God, it feels great! He's just a little narcissistic, irresponsible and unreliable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22390,Which is why your phone lines are tapped and the Feds are crawlin' all over you like flies.,"I'm straight, Joel. They haven't got shit on me. Look, I'm tellin' you, he'll take the deal somewhere else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22391,"Eddie, you got a new movie for me?!","Yeah, it's gonna be a great picture! You'll love your character! Bunny, Bela's here. Look, hit the bars, work some parties, and get me transvestites! I need transvestites!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22392,"You better have a warrant. That's my notebook, you've got no right to be sticking your fingers into it.",I've got a morgue filling up with bodies. That's my right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22393,"Excuse me, I asked you a question.","I'm not supposed to talk to strangers, not even nuns.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22394,What am I going to say to Bruce? What'll I tell him?,"If he really loves you, you won't have to tell him anything. Snap out of it! Would you rather have had the old dame dragging the whole police force in here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22395,Berkeley told me that they think it came from contamination on a returning Mars flight.,"Yes, well, whatever it is, they're certainly not fooling around. This is the first flight they allowed in for more than a week.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22396,"For Jack, for Stensland, for anybody else who got in the way. I've been trying to be smart. A detective. But killing those two fuckers, that would be justice.","Stay smart, Bud. We build a case. We play by the rules.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22397,"Would it be too much trouble, sir, to ask you to look at them now? While I wait.",I'm afraid I'm not at leisure this very moment. Just leave them with me. I assure you they will be quite safe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22398,"No, no, no, Max, that's a very convenient out. Every time some group disagrees with you it's because of anti-Semitism.","Don't you see? The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing Communist, Jewish, homosexual, pornographers. I think of us that way, sometimes, and I live here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22399,You're trying to tell me you can read all that from a track?,"No. Not just a track. You gotta listen to the trees, man. To the leaves. To this sand, you FBI's kicked all up. You gotta listen to the earth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22400,"But I assure you, Father Walters, Miss Connell had no idea of the consequences when she went there.","Paul, we're not trying to blame Miss Connell. It isn't a question of blame. It's a question of what we are to do with Jessica. The commissioner is very concerned.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22401,"Well, I'll give you a shot of sodium pentothal. You can sleep through it.","Oh, come on, look who's talking. You've been seeing a psychiatrist for fifteen years. You should smoke some of this. You'd be off the couch in no time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22402,Never even had a sword in my hand until yesterday.,"Then, tis not for chastity? Methought you kept a naked blade twixt you and any maiden chanced spend the night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22403,I'm not sorry for what I said.,"No, of course not, why should you be sorry? You're the new Peter Appleton. You exercised your rights as a solid citizen, first amendment, freedom of speech, all that. Very noble.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22404,Help you? You've destroyed my life and now you want me to help you?! You're always making me feel like a piece of shit.,"Come on guy, you know I only rib you because I love you so much!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22405,You just tell me what you want to look at and I'll be glad to dig 'em out for you.,"I wish I knew. It's for my boss. He's fighting his water bill, and he wants me to find all manner of bills from all kinds of places. The easiest thing would probably be if I just squeezed back there with you and poked around myself. Would that be okay?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22406,What is the Northcountry Development Association?,"I went down to Concord to check it out. The president is Mel Gordon. The vice-president and treasurer is Gordon LaRiviere. Those boys are buying up the mountain, Wade. $364,000 this year. I believe that's out of LaRiviere's league.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22407,"Hey, you guys are milking that job.","That's cause we love freezin' our butts off out here so much, boss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22408,"Don't pay attention to him, Stew. He doesn't know what he's talking about.","Pay attention? I'm not paying any attention to him. You think that guy could get me upset? Hah! Not that mug. He's a tough mug, hard, cynical. He doesn't know the fine things in life, that guy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22409,"God, I'm so mad at him!!",You should be. He lied to you. So did Cynthia.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22410,"So, I'm lucky. I'm not allowed to get lucky in this place?",You been lucky all week. They're lookin' to nail ya.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22411,"Yeah? And what else am I supposed to do? There's no baby anymore, and if she wants to throw away her life, that's her business.",She's just a kid. There's time for more babies later. After she grows up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22412,"We'll be able to start this afternoon. I'll pipe the guide to every video screen in the gallery. Now, that'll impress the Governor.","Well, bravo! What with you and Whistler's Ma - I think I've got a winning team.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22413,You think they're connected?,"I think something's fucking connected. I mean, a car tried to run me over the other day. Doug too, right? We've got six guys here going fucking crazy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22414,I figured you more as a Socialist?,I moving more to Communism now that it's dying out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22415,Couldn't you just do a phone interview?,Not for the kind of place I want to do. I won't be in Chicago that long.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22416,"What, Jack? That tomorrow night beneath the full moon I'll sprout hair and fangs and eat people? Bullshit!","The canines will be real. You'll taste real blood! God damit, David, please believe me! You'll kill and mame others like me! I'm not having a nice time, David! Don't allow this to happen again! You must take your own life!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22417,"Nice guy. Just like you. But he made a big mistake, one day. Got kind of talkative. Know what happened? His kid was found in the bottom of the river. A rock tied around its neck. Poor Bugs! He couldn't take it. Blew his brains out.","Gee! That musta been terrible. I guess he had it coming to him though. But don't you worry about me. I don't talk. I never talk. Take my word for it. Gee, I wouldn't want anything to happen to my kids.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22418,"It doesn't have to be, Hal. It's more dangerous to be out of touch with Earth. Let me have manual control, please.","I don't really agree with you, Dave. My on-board memory store is more than capable of handling all the mission requirements.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22419,"I'm at a loss, Ninotchka. You must forgive me if I appear a little old- fashioned. After all, I'm just a poor bourgeois.","It's never too late to change. I used to belong to the petty bourgeoisie myself. My father and mother wanted me to stay and work on the farm, but I preferred the bayonet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22420,"It sounds to me like everybody's just a little jumpy. And since all it is is a drop, the Welshman's got nothing at stake. I say we go to his 'troughed off' bar. It'll calm his nerves, we drop the bag, and we all get back to our lives.",And not a word to Maxie. He'll shit if he knew we crossed a bridge.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22421,Yeah? How you going to fix me up with Betty Grable?,"How? We go to California. I got a cousin that's working for the Los Angeles Gas Company. That's how we get the address, see? Isn't that clever? I take you up to her house and ring the doorbell and say, 'Congratulations, Miss Grable. We have voted you the girl we'd most like to be behind barbed wire with, and I'm here to present the award'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22422,"Beautiful all over, eh?","And hair. Black and curly, like a doll. And such a mouth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22423,I've got twenty hours left. I could die in here. And you're falling in love.,"It's not love. It's like. It's real strong like. And I got your information. Now, get off my back!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22424,"Excuse me Detective, I think we have some business to attend to.","Gale Weathers? What are you doing here? No press on the set! No press, no press on set! Get that woman out of here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22425,"You're worried about those articles they're writing about you, aren't you?","I'm not worrying any more. I suppose they'll go on writing them till they get tired. You don't believe all that stuff, do you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22426,I thought we came here to play pool.,"I don't play pool, Mr. Felson. I play billiards. My house, my game. You don't have to play if you don't want to.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22427,I'm just some guy. A guy whose parole officer is probably having a shit fit right about now.,What?! Parole officer? You mean you're a criminal?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22428,It's the only way. It's possible your father may not be dead yet.,"Your father was his best friend. He loved Jeremiah. So he must hate him the most of all now. He'll take his time. But even if it is too late, if your father is dead, it's not over. The door has to be closed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22429,Have you got transport?,I'm going over the river. I'll give you a lift if you like.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22430,"It was incredible. He came back, made a pompous little bow and said, 'My dear girl you may film me all afternoon if you wish.' And he's promised not to talk to the Press.",It's because he desires you. The women get all the breaks at these conferences.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22431,Hell of a way to get out. Heard they burned up in that fire yesterday.,"I seen the bodies before they sealed 'em up. Them fellas sizzled up good. Looked like some shit from the X- Files. Damn, that shit's nasty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22432,"But first I gotta give these lads a talking to, these geezers what sent me up the river, in a manner of speaking.",The ones whose burden you took upon your own shoulders.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22433,I didn't put you in Alpine Grove.,No. You put me on drugs and then you put me in the Jacket.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22434,Stop! You aren't getting rid of me with one fuckin' suitcase!,You'll come back tomorrow and get the rest. Just get out of here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22435,"Hal, I'm in command of this ship. I order you to release the manual hibernation control.","I'm sorry, Dave, but in accordance with sub-routine C1532/4, quote, when the crew are dead or incapacitated, the computer must assume control, unquote. I must, therefore, override your authority now since you are not in any condition to intelligently exercise it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22436,Do you know where he went?,I'm not sure. He said something about meeting Darcy. I think he likes her now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22437,But it wasn't! We got away! We were walkin' away!,"They don't know that! It was just you and me there. I'll say he raped me and you had to shoot him! I mean, it's almost the truth!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22438,It will be done. But what of the American expedition? They leave tomorrow as well.,"Forget the bumbling Americans, they will be like all the others. Without the map to guide them, how can they possibly find Hamunaptra?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22439,"The odds are one hundred to one, so all we need is five grand.","I would rather put my money on a three-legged rocking horse. The odds are a hundred to one for a good reason, Bacon. It won't win. So where is Ed with all the bright ideas?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22440,What about rule number three? Don't get involved with dispatchers named Love.,"You don't know the first thing about rule number three, cannot begin to understand the complexities of that rule. Come on, let's go look at some hookers. The Kit Kat will be letting out. Don't ever call a junkie whore a crackhead. They get real mad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22441,What is your purpose in Mexico?,Vacation. I'm taking him to see his first bullfight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22442,Sit right there by yourself if you want. Wait for her by yourself. That's fine with me. Just dandy. I'm going downstairs.,"That's fine with me too. When Mommy comes, tell her I'm up here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22443,"Ah, but is she richer than Mrs. Croesus?",She could buy and sell you ten times over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22444,You boys'll have to go to work early.,You fixing to add overtime to a twelve-hour day? The union ain't gonna like it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22445,I could go to a movie Thursday night. 'Cause we don't have school on Friday.,"Here we are. Yeah, that's a possibility. A movie. Now you go on in, tell your mother I got you back on time. Point that out to her. She was always on my case for stuff like that. She's still like that, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22446,Get me a collar and leash. I'm taking him to the infirmary.,"He's vicious, Doctor. Besides, it's against the rules.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22447,"Nova, yeah she looked pretty sweet.","Yeah, now there's the perfect woman.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22448,Good. You have kids?,"We have a couple. One's hers, one's mine. Everybody uses a different name. Modern marriage. How's Liane?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22449,"I think I've gotten about as up close and personal with you as I'm gonna get. Now if you need me like I think you need me, you're not gonna kill me 'cause I won't answer your stupid, prying questions. So, with all due respect, mind your own business.","I seem to have touched a nerve. Don't be so sensitive, Pops, let's keep this friendly. But you're right, enough with the getting to know you shit. Now, there's two ways we can play this hand. One way is me and you go round an' round all fuckin' night. The other way is we reach some sort of an understanding. Now, if we go down that first path at the end of the day, I'll win. But we go down the second, we'll both win. Now, I don't give a rat's ass about you or your fuckin' family. Y'all can live forever or die this second and I don't care which. The only things I do care about are me, that son-of-a-bitch in the back, and our money. And right now I need to get those three things into Mexico. Now, stop me if I'm wrong, but I take it you don't give a shit about seeing me and my brother receiving justice, or the bank getting its money back. Right now all you care about is the safety of your daughter, your son and possibly yourself. Am I correct?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22450,He could have killed him! Okay? He could have killed him.,He didn't have to hit him. It's not exactly like I'm sleepin' with the guy! And he makes me sneak around to see my own friends! What the fuck is that all about?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22451,"What is it you want? Respect? I have respect for you, just for making this call. One philosopher said ""Sadness is a sin against the richness of the world."" Think about it. Feel it.",You don't even know me. I want real respect.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22452,You seem pretty sure of the date. Did I ask you to sit?,"No sir, but you struck me as a man who wouldn't want to waste a chair. I remember dates. Names. Numbers. I saw him on November 28th.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22453,"I mean, who runs interdiction on the Mexico side?","I don't know. I don't think there's any one person. See, the problem is the Juarez cartel owns everything and everybody, all the property on the Mexican side, sometimes all the property on both sides. Warehouses, transportation, even tunnels. It's very organized.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22454,Do you favor its publication?,"For sale? To the general public? Certainly not, it's unprintable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22455,"Let fate decide? What're you, the fuckin' Dali Lama now?","My sister believes in fate, but not hell. That's why she stopped praying for the lost souls since you don't hear that much about purgatory anymore. But every day she asks her boss to pray I don't fuck up. What do you think, you think there's a hell, Jack?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22456,"I just wanted to ask him a few questions, that's all. Maybe I better go.","Really, he'll be home soon, would you like a cup of coffee?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22457,You want me to come out there and play private eye?,"Consider it. Meanwhile, dig up whatever Dino Velvet films you can. Get receipts. I'll call back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22458,How come nobody knows about him? And you do?,"I worked with Spearchucker my first month over here, at the 72nd Evac in Taegu. Most of the colored guys know who he is but they're not talking because he asked them not to.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22459,The Red Sox are your problem. I never understood about you and the Red Sox. Everybody rooted for the Yankees.,Remember 1949? Last two games of the season. Against the Yankees. The Sox lost on Saturday. Then they lost on Sunday. First I cried for twenty-four hours. Then I had fist-fights the rest of the week.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22460,"You used to work for 'em, didn't you?",I was a traffic analyst.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22461,"Not enough to be a pastor. Look, I know this is hard on you kids. After Jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need. But I can't do it any longer. My congregation needs spiritual leadership. Well, they can't get that from me anymore. My faith is gone. To answer your question, yes, I do believe in Jesus. But do I love them? No. After Jenny died, I just thought, what's the point?","It's just, all our lives you've been a pastor. For twenty years you've preached trust in the lord. And then one day you wake up and say fuck him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22462,You want me to sit here and be passive. The only way being passive in this situation makes sense is if I believe you'll let us go. I'm not there yet. You have to convince me you're telling the truth.,"Look, dickhead, the only thing you need to be convinced about is that you're stuck in a situation with a coupla real mean motor scooters. I don't wanna hafta worry about you all fuckin' night. And I don't think you wanna be worrying about my brother's intentions toward your daughter all night. You notice the way he looked at her, didn't ya?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22463,"Oh my God, what is he doing?",He's shutting off the air!!!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22464,"I know all about you, Mr. Harris. When you buy companies, they have a way of disappearing. Even the pension funds are stripped clean. The last three companies you took over were cut up in so many pieces, widows were left without their retirement checks.",What I did with those companies was perfectly legal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22465,"Tell me something, Meyer. How can you get up at dawn to walk on the beach if you're on your honeymoon?",The commission don't decide how I spend my honeymoon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22466,There's got to be a way out of this place.,"This is a new brig, Captain. It is escape-proof.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22467,"It is for us to determine whether you are a good Christian, not you.","I am sent by God, and I submit all my words and deeds to His judgment. Or do you think that you are better judges than He is?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22468,"Affirmative, Arctic Warrior. The vessel Chimera was registered to The Dobbins Kirk Line, Halifax. Nova Scotia. Date of commission day nine month seven year one nine three two. Over.","Roger, North Island. I am tied to the passenger vessel Chimera. And she is afloat. Repeat, she is afloat. Over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22469,The family paid the ransom and he was returned two days later. His father still hasn't gotten up the nerve to ask him if they fucked him up the ass.,And now every mother with money in Mexico City wants bigger and better bodyguards. My own wife included.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22470,"Whoa, what kind of accent you got there? You one of them Russians?","I am Russian, da! I am also rich Russian, da? Maybe we work something out, my friend Sheriff?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22471,What did you do with her body?,Took it out the bathroom window. Buried it in the woods.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22472,Everything's going exactly as we planned.,Not quite. You haven't announced our engagement yet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22473,"Well now Jeffrey, how did you come to get so involved?",I can't tell you the whole story. I took it upon myself. I can't say more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22474,"Why, Spock? Why? All you had to do was pull the trigger.","If I had pulled the trigger, Sybok would be dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22475,"Aw, Toby, we weren't doing nothing. We was just talking.","You shut your mouth, girl, and get back over to our table. Now, I'm not going to ask you again, Mister. What were you doing with my girl?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22476,Likes me? He said I looked like a grasshopper.,Boys always pretend they hate you when they really like you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22477,Does Dwayne know about this?,"Of course not. I told him I was going to visit a great aunt. And don't tell Larry, either.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22478,"Hey, you been sneaking some reading outside the frigging Bible!","I have great interest for America, his peoples and his custom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22479,I'm not letting this list get out in the open.,"Exactly, that's your job. Tomorrow on the train, you can't let this list get out into the open. What's the range of this thing?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22480,"I graduated from college. Did great, summa cum laude and all. And I'm about to launch a brand new magazine called ""EXPOSED!"" An homage to Miss Julie Conroy of Xenia, Ohio.",I know where you can find an excellent editor-in-chief.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22481,"No, no, see Dr. Grant, you're the best. You've seen these animals in the flesh. No one else has come close to you.","I'm flattered, but I've taken this little adventure tour. And with the air restrictions they've imposed after the incident in San Diego, you can't fly low enough to see anything of interest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22482,So you're just packing it up just like that?,Almost that fast. I got a few loose ends to tie up first. Came into a shitload of money recently. I've always wanted to go to take a trip. We're just gonna walk into the airport and decide right then and there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22483,Now how can you take offense at a kid trying in every way to be as much like her ideal as possible?,Stop calling her a kid! It so happens there are particular aspects of my life to which I would like to maintain sole and exclusive rights and privileges!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22484,"It makes a great deal of difference. That's fraud. If they found out, you could go to prison.","Why should they find out? It's only two thousand dollars. Bloom, do me a favor, move a few decimal points around. You can do it. You're an accountant. The word 'count' is part of your title.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22485,"He's running for his life, he doesn't give a shit about you.","He's gotta know by now that I gave him up back at Glades. He does, he's gonna try to find me. Maybe go see Adele, see what she knows.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22486,Did she drown? The woman you told me about?,"Not exactly. She was found in a canal, disembowelled. Throat cut. Blood drained. The body wrapped in a bed-sheet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22487,"Okay, Chaz, I hear you. I've got you on my board.",Good. I'm getting you clear too. Let's just keep the line open.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22488,"Not my choice of toast, but it's your call. To your triumph over Annette.",Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22489,"Don't let them do it this way, George. It's too important. We can't find this thing alone.","You have to. We're trying to contact the ship. If we do, I'll let you know immediately. Good luck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22490,I could fight you on this.,"You could. But, if I leave without your signature, this agreement begins to disintegrate. Benefits shrink, options narrow, compensations shrivel.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22491,"Sure I am. What made you turn up, after all these years?",I'm working down in San Diego. Just for a few weeks. Thought I'd drop in on my long-lost son.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22492,"Hell of an assistant, isn't he? Damn guy moves so fast, he actually gets there before you even ask for him.",Sorta literally gets ahead of himself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22493,"Guess I owe you some thanks, too, Lando.","Figured if I left you frozen like that you'd just give me bad luck the rest of my life, so I might as well get you unfrozen sooner or later.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22494,He and the NRA don't like the wording.,Apparently taking uzis away from sixth graders isn't as popular as we thought it'd be. Representative Taylor is working on a compromise.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22495,It's to follow my instincts. And my instincts say get the fuck out of Dodge.,"No, I said to follow 'my' instincts. Now, we go up there and conclude our business. Case closed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22496,They're not open yet?,They don't get opened until eight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22497,Some remarkable events have happened in Birmingham and Atlanta. Do you know what I'm talking about?,Two groups of people were changed. Leeds and Jacobi. The police think they were murdered. Do you know what they call the being that visited these people? You can say.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22498,"When do you want to arm the bomb for the primary, Major?",As soon as I've checked over the route. About five minutes. All right?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22499,"Well, I'm the Deputy Chief Fire Marshall and every now and then I'd like to be included in decisions.","Look, after Jordy briefs me, you can do the press conference. How about that? The case is all yours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22500,That's because you never had the guts to go out into the world and stake your claim.,"Boy, if that's what you think, I must've really screwed up my job as a father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22501,I thought you said you weren't going anywhere.,I'm not. I mean I've gotta see this friend of mine for a few minutes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22502,"Let me make this clear. If we stay, we die!",I don't trust you. No way! I pick who goes! And I'm holding you responsible.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22503,Get that little fucker! Great tackle! Reminds me of my days at Whittier. Most of these kids are useless.,"Probably flunking, nothing to do except come down here and meet girls. Henry's out there with them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22504,Ten thousand dollars. Everything I could spare. It's for you.,But why? You only owe me five. And that's not till after we close the deal tonight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22505,"No, c'mon Jimmy, we need to call this quits and you need to see a doctor.","I'm telling you right now, I'm fine. I lost my goddamn balance and I couldn't see a moment, but I'm ok.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22506,"I've got a surprise. A boat! We can go to Capri. It's got a cabin, it's private.",I'd like to spend a night with you in a bed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22507,Whatta ya mean? You ain't ate today.,"I know, but I got a stomach ache. I ain't hungry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22508,He say anything about the summons I tried to give him? Sonofabitch wouldn't accept it.,"Wade, that wasn't smart. Going out right after the man's father-in-law shot himself. Let it go. Call it a favor to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22509,No! Do they show you having sex?,"No. Kissing and hugging, okay, but if it's actual sex they have to cut away.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22510,Do you really expect me to believe this is a straight stalker case?,I'm not a stalker! She's a friend of mine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22511,"And that's the basis of this ""Declaration of Independence""?","Yes, sir. The day he sets off everyone is supposed to raise the flag of ""Free India."" Then he walks some two hundred and forty miles to the sea and makes salt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22512,"Eddie, if I was a pirate, I wouldn't throw you to the crew.","No, you'd keep me for yourself. Four years fuckin' punks in the ass made you appreciate prime rib when you get it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22513,"But the bottom line is, I'm not Paramount. I have a select group of distributors I deal with. I buy their little movies. Accomplish what I wanna accomplish, end of story. Easy, business-like, very little risk.","Now that's bullshit, Lee. Every time you buy one of those little movies it's a risk. I'm not sellin' you something that's gonna play two weeks, six weeks, then go straight to cable. This is ""Doctor Zhivago"". This'll be packin' 'em in for a year and a half. Two years! That's two years you don't have to work with anybody's movie but mine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22514,"The first time, when they attacked long ago, was The Beast here?","No. Then they were led by his underlings. But I knew he had come this time, from the ferocity of their onslaught, from their use of The Fortress. They use up much of their strength to do these things. They are taking great risks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22515,We thought we were escaping here. We thought we'd found an uninhabited island. Christ! This place is a worse nightmare than anything I've seen yet!,"I'm sure that's true, miss. And that's why we're doin' what we're doin'. What's happenin' underground here is just what Lucifer planned for this sinful race o' man. But we're gonna beat Lucifer. We're gonna put an end to what's happenin' here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22516,How you doin' Plissken? You like the watch?,You assholes didn't bring me here to give me this for 20 years of dedicated service. What'ya want?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22517,What keeps us doing jobs like this is you dragging your feet. I was up for going to Bixby. I was getting excited.,"In the past year I must've said a hundred times ""We gotta get out of Perfection. We gotta better ourselves."" You gonna stand there in broad daylight and tell me you think I'm the reason we're still here? You want to know how close I am to going to Bixby right now?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22518,"How can I help you, Mr. Wayne?",Somebody's been sending me love letters. Commissioner Gordon thought you might give me your expert opinion.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22519,"Great, with the occasional stabs of shame. Now, listen, this covers the weekend. But, as we discussed, if you want to be intimate we talk money before anything happens.","That won't be an issue, believe me. I find the idea of sex for money morally repugnant. No offense.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22520,"It's being doing it for centuries. She's not unique, she's just another victim.",God's victim. That's her innocence. She belongs to God.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22521,He said you were smart. He also said you were competing with your dead father. How did he put it? Trying to measure up to a ghost.,"Let's concentrate on my smarts. Pierce Patchett made you, didn't he? He taught you how to dress and talk and think and I am very impressed with the results. But I need some answers and if I don't get them, I'm going to take you and Patchett down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22522,But your friends are my friends. My friends are your friends. I don't think it would work. You have a little something on your upper lip.,I know that your friends are my friends. I've thought about that. You can have them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22523,Do you know where they're taking him?,"Yeah, Babylon. Buzz runs the lanes there for my dad. Everybody who has anything to do with bowling in this town answers to my dad. Theo splits.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22524,Could you have your partner wait for us outside?,"I ain't his partner, I'm a tourist. I got proof. See, I got a mini-bar key.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22525,"Stay calm, identify the problem. Problem, rope fraying. Solution, fix rope.","With what? There's nothing to fix it with. This rope comes undone, you're going to drown.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22526,I thought you told me you didn't know where she was.,"I didn't. She came to me a few days ago. To put it delicately, her care imposes a financial burden upon me. She thought you might lighten that burden.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22527,I made only the first two. The others were done by hacks.,Still. You must be rich. Making a couple of famous movies like those.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22528,You know eavesdropping is a very unattractive habit.,"I wasn't eavesdropping, I was overhearing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22529,He won. He was a winner. That bothers you.,Winners don't do coke. Or haven't you been reading the bumper stickers?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22530,"The truck is registered to Dennis James Rooney, white male, twenty-two. He has an Agua Dulce address.","Contact the landlord. I want to know employment, friends, family, anything we can find out about this guy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22531,"Look. Do we have a problem here? There's no reason to have a problem. I'm gonna make you feel real good. You wanna Czech girl? After I'm done with you, you won't miss her. Now why don't you pay me?",Listen to me. I don't want sex. Just give me the address and then you go.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22532,And you think he could find out her number for me?,"He'll do better than that. I'll send him down to Miami on business, you throw him a couple bucks on the side, and he'll track her down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22533,"Course he did. Just exactly when he knew is something of a question. Before or after I showed in London, mind telling me, Ethan?",Before London. But after you took the Bible out of the Drake Hotel in Chicago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22534,Do we know it's him using the beacon? Not a decoy?,"Signals received only sparingly, in such a pattern that leads us to conclude it is a downed aviator trying to conserve his batteries.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22535,"I don't care what he says, he wanted our gold. Would have slit our throats if he had the chance.","Doesn't matter. Whatever he wanted, he didn't get it. We've got no need staying around here. It's light enough. Let's pack up and head out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22536,No. Tell them I'll do it. But I want more posters all over Rome.,Fantastic! Wonderful! But posters are very expensive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22537,I'm probably not interested in whatever you're selling.,I'm not selling anything. Your son called and asked for advice on how to find you a new wife.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22538,"At ease, Officers. I'm Peter Venkman. I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding here and I want to cooperate in every way I can.","Forget it, Venkman. You had your chance to cooperate but you thought it was more fun to insult me. Now it's my turn, smart-ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22539,"Hartman, if you take this desk out of this building, I'll put you behind bars.","You will, eh? Well, we'll see about that. All right, boys. Take it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22540,It's interfering with our uplink from Starfleet cartography?,"Yes, sir. The Rift effects all long-range communications.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22541,"We're thinking of doing this current affairs thing for schools. World history since 1945. Twelve programmes, lots of stock film.","In that case, you should meet my very dear friend, James Penfield. Brilliant analyst of recent history and a world authority on the Berlin Airlift.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22542,"Tina, what do you want me to do?","I want you to spend some time with me. I want you to try and make this relationship work. If not, I'd rather not be bothered.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22543,You and the Colonel go back.,He got me through Basic and a lot of other stuff. I owe him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22544,Did you get married real young?,Twenty-four isn't young. I'd already been goin' out with him ten years when we got married. I've never been with anybody but Darryl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22545,You talked to Wendy?,Just now. She's thrilled. And the kids.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22546,"She doesn't belong here, Sean. Let her go.","She wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, Hunt. From this moment, you're responsible for what happens to her, and if you're looking out for her well-being, I suggest you advise her to pick up the gun and bring it to me. Ball's in your court, Hunt. What've you got to say? Nyah's waiting for your answer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22547,Did you make anything of the tooth?,"Yes, it did seem prehistoric, but I'm sure he just carried the thing for luck. Not that it worked, obviously. It probably somehow got lodged into his body.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22548,"I'm the one who understands you. Now, can we be allies?",Nah. I don't play well with others.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22549,I ain't about to argue with you. What's gonna happen to them three? Ross the boss and those ladies?,"That's up to the judge, Gus. It's not your problem anymore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22550,You know where he's taking her?,Yes. To Hamunaptra. To perform the ritual.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22551,"That's some pinfall. Almost a 133 average. Her ball's flat, she needs to work on her spin control.","That's right, didn't you have a slight control problem in a recent tournament, champ? Now go take out your ""big four"", darling. Come on, we're making her nervous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22552,He left his White House phone number in his hotel room.,He works for Colson. He used him on the Pentagon Papers. We're trying to figure out when he officially stopped being a White House consultant. After the arrest he dumped his wiretapping stuff into his White House safe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22553,Look at this! We'll have to fix the whole wiring. This stuff is dangerous as hell.,We'll call for someone from town first thing in the morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22554,"If what you're saying is true, then why would he have killed two police officers? A man like that would want to lay low, if he was planning some kind of damn sabotage mission!","That's the point. He slipped up, and he's desperate now. And that means he's all the more dangerous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22555,Never? Please don't tell me never. Ben says you've found some wonderful sources.,"Some Justice Department lawyers and an FBI man, and some people from the Committee to Re-Elect, yes ma'am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22556,Right. So you're saying it survived a high speed impact with water without a scratch?,"I'm not saying anything, Harry, I'm just stating the facts. The outer metal is made of a titanium alloy, built into an epoxy-resin honeycomb. The necessary technology to bond this type of metal has never been invented.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22557,"You a fine lookin' woman, Jackie. I bet you do a damn sight better than okay. You think anybody followed you?","I don't think so, but it don't really matter. They know I'm meeting you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22558,I was a mentor to her.,You gave her gifts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22559,Put the Sense/Net Police on it. The matrix is their turf.,Sense/Net's corporately financed. Too corrupt to be trusted. You of all people should know that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22560,Skiddy and Kit? I haven't seen them since that shitty pasta dinner on the cape.,They've got two monsters now. Both boys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22561,"If I told you I believe that his happened to my wife, what would you say?","I'd say you'd better take her to the nearest psychiatrist, psychologist, neurologist, psychoanalyst, or plain family doctor. And have him check you both.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22562,It means that Gigglepuss is playing at Club Skunk and we're going.,"Oh, I thought you might have a date. I don't know why I'm bothering to ask, but are you going to Bogey Lowenstein's party Saturday night?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22563,You hid the wastepaper basket in her room.,I didn't hide it. I put it there for the blood and the dirty sheets.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22564,How did you get this number?,"Oh, please, Mr. Bond. We live in the information age! Information is currency and with the right currency, you can have any piece of information. Besides I own the phone company. What do you say? Twenty minutes?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22565,So you think the dissertation will get published?,I don't know. I'm not sure there's a big public demand for books on Calvinism and Misogyny.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22566,But you've tested it?,Sure. Each time it started fires inside the habitat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22567,Where do you expect to wait for her? Obviously downstairs with the other kids isn't good enough.,Sit right there by yourself if you want. Wait for her by yourself. That's fine with me. Just dandy. I'm going downstairs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22568,"Well, if I couldn't be a good putterer, I wouldn't want to putter. But why? What makes you think I couldn't be a good putterer?","Well sir, to be a putterer, one's mind must be at ease. A person with a problem could never be a putterer. For instance, sir, a fish can putter in water but not on land because he'd be out of place. An eagle can putter around a rugged mountaintop but not in a cage, because he'd be restless and unhappy. Now sir, if you will pardon me, with all due respect, sir, as a Smith to a Smith, you are an eagle in a cage.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22569,"The weather is terrible, isn't it, sir?","Yes, it is. It must be one of the worst nights we have had this winter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22570,Some decaf then? That was stupid. Obviously you said you were staying away from caffeine as a nice way of blowing me off.,No. Really. I don't drink coffee anymore. I used to love it but my tastes have changed recently.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22571,I'm sorry to see you go.,"You don't have to be polite, Clark. I've got a pretty good idea of how you feel about me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22572,Don't worry about the schools. We'll take care of the schools.,I don't want them left back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22573,Seems like we wasn't never gonna do nothin' but move. I'm so tired.,Women is always tired.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22574,I thought you were supposed to be an expert.,"There are no experts. You probably know as much about possession than most priests. Look, your daughter doesn't say she's a demon, she says she's the devil himself. And if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd know it's like saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte. You ask me what I think is best for your daughter. Six months, under observation, in the best hospital you can find.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22575,I hear some surfer pulled a knife on Mr. Hand this morning.,No way! He just called him a dick.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22576,"Yeah. We've lived all over the world. Katmandu, Moscow, Nairobi.","Really? I've never been out of Washington except once when I visited this aunt of mine over to Portland. I mean, over at Portland. Ain't it pathetic the way folks talk around here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22577,I can't stand any more of this. I want to go back. If I'm going to die I want to be with other people.,"Please, Laurie. Not yet. I've got eons stretching before me, a universe to explore. I'll be alone. You're the last human being I'll ever see.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22578,You'd like me to conduct my own debriefing.,Why not? You've done just about everything else on this operation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22579,I'll take you home if you'd like.,"God. You would. Come on, Bruce. I just want to get two drinks in you. As an experiment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22580,"Yes, I am aware. How has your time in China been?",I have been greatly impressed by your accomplishments. Industrial progress. Great efficiency. Your people are capable and courteous.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22581,"Sir, the President does not call this particular number. So whoever you are, get a life, before I have this call traced.",You don't understand. This is an emergency. Let me talk to anyone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22582,Has it changed since the last time you were here?,The trees are taller.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22583,"How's the spying tonight, guys?",NORAD's not tracking any spacecraft in our vector including snoops. Shuttle Endeavor's in sleep mode.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22584,I'm a Delta Gamma and I'm a huge fan of yours!,You took my class in LA. You had the best high kick I've ever seen. Are you one of my lawyers?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22585,I thought you didn't know how to drive.,I said I was too young to drive. I didn't say I was stupid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22586,Do you need a large sum of money? Legal counsel?,"No, no, I'm definitely not asking for anything. Except maybe mercy. Like, it would be really great if nobody hit me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22587,Talent is no holy shield. Von Richtofen was killed by a farm boy. Instincts are not enough. Do it our way. We've worked these things out. The good pilots can become better and the great ones can learn how to stay alive. Why do you have to do everything the hard way?,It's my own way. It works for me. I don't care about the rest of that stuff.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22588,You can talk while I drive us to the police.,"No cops. I've got a warrant out. Mail fraud. They'll take me in, but you won't be able to prove anything else.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22589,Dan! The spare costumes! I can't believe you kept them.,"Me neither. Mine barely even fits. The thing is, I try to remember why we did it, and I can't. Helping people, or righting wrongs, or trying to save the world. I don't know. It all seems so abstract.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22590,Won't that mean you're dead?,"Technically, yeah, but people have made it back after as long as three minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22591,When he was alive. I wouldn't fuck him now.,"I don't blame you. So we'd both fuck Elvis. It's nice to meet people with common interests, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22592,Saved a lot of folk from the railroad.,"But he killed a lot of men, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22593,"When my examination is complete, the carbon units will be reduced to data patterns.","Within you are memory patterns of a carbon unit. If I can help you revive these patterns, you could understand our functions better.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22594,"Will you please stop fighting? Just let those people die so we can get on with our new lives together! Trust me, one day we'll look back on this day and laugh. You got to admit, it's a lot more fun to be the villain.","You might be right, but fun is overrated. I need something real.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22595,"You come highly recommended, Carter. And your particular assignment requires a special talent.","Interrogation is one a my specialties, but undercover work is my forte.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22596,"If I don't meet the ship, my people will go home without me.","Please understand. If you go this way, you'll never get to your ship. The police know about Lathrop Wells. We have to go another way. I'll get you to your ship. I promise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22597,There were needle marks. But no drugs in her blood.,So far nothing they test for comes up positive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22598,You didn't think it was okay when you lived here. You wanted to get out so fast I thought you were running a marathon.,Normal boy's ambition. I like coming back. You know that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22599,"Are you mad! Why are you doing this? We're so close, the town is going to be ours. Don't throw away your future Bud!",I can stay with the brokerage firm. And you're doing fine. We can survive without Gordon Gekko.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22600,"The Conference is at Camp Khitomer, near the Romulan border. I'm sending the exact coordinates on a coded frequency.",I'm afraid we may need more than that. There's a Bird of Prey on the lookout for us. And she can fire while she's cloaked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22601,She shore don't look prosperous. Want to go somewheres else?,On a gallon a gas? Let's set up the tent. Maybe I can fix us up some stew.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22602,You can't leave us here.,Course I can't. I'll give you a lift to the first ranch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22603,Is this how a Federation officer begs for his life?,"I'm not begging for my life. I'm begging for yours. There is still a way home, Gal'na.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22604,I want to nail you ass.,"Are you threatening me, because I'm sure that's a violation of the terms of your bail.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22605,I'm not leaving. I want to know why you and dad are so freaked out. Three of my classmates are dead.,"Years ago, something horrible happened in this town. When I was still in high school. A girl named Elizabeth Sherman was attacked by four drunken seniors.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22606,"You don't move, you understand?! You don't move!","Do I look like I'm movin'?! What you're seeing here? This is not movement. This is my ""still"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22607,I been damn careful up to now.,Which is why your phone lines are tapped and the Feds are crawlin' all over you like flies?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22608,Drunk-rolling job. They hit him too hard.,I've been on the waterfront detail for twelve years. This man hadn't been dead an hour. He wasn't killed last night. He was killed today. In broad daylight. That's no drunk-rolling job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22609,Mary's a mail-order bride?,"Fetched a pretty penny, too. Don't forget, it's the Sumo culture, they pay by the pound there. Sort of like tuna.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22610,"Why not? You were going to throw him in a tub full of acid, weren't you?","Alright, do what you want. But keep the screws on him. He's a wild card. That could be either good or bad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22611,He was in a concentration camp?,"Well, no. But he had to escape the Nazis.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22612,I'm not leaving without those stones.,You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22613,Why? They don't hold him for more than a day or two.,That's long enough to get out of town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22614,I don't like you working with Wendy. Why are you working with Wendy?,They requested her. It was her gig. Max put me on as a favor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22615,"That's why the people trust you, George. Without someone at the convention, who has the people behind him, everything will fail. Will you do it?","You're asking me to be president of a republic, not king? Not a dictator over subjects?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22616,"Well, then, what's the hurry? Is it true the rights to ""Doctor Zhivago"" are in arbitration?","I wanna be able to announce this deal at Cannes. If I had time for a courtship, Lee, I would. I'd take ya out, I'd hold your hand, I'd kiss you on the cheek at the door. But, I'm not in that position. I need to know if we're in bed together, or not. If you want my movie, Lee, you're just gonna have to come to terms with your Fear and Desire.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22617,They treating you right over at the Bodwins?,"More than all right. Miss Bodwin, she teaches me stuff .Book stuff. She says I might go to Oberlin. She's experimenting on me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22618,Why does God let us get tired?,"God gets lonesome for us, Rags. He wants us back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22619,"Well, right now we're not too interested. Finish up what you gotta do, then you can get bugged on your own time.","Might as well take the rest of the day off. You look sort of fucked up. You've been paid for the day, anyhow, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22620,You weren't playing a joke? She woulda gone out with me?,Gone out with you. She woulda like rearranged your tonsils.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22621,Don't they have a limit at those machines?,Not if you take an advance on your credit card.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22622,And how many people will be attending this birthday party?,"I wouldn't actually call it a party. It's more along the lines of a dinner in celebration of my birthday. The guest list is quite restricted. So far, there's Mr. Benjamin and myself. If you accept, that would make three of us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22623,"Mr. Scott, can you get the mains back on line?","I'll need ten minutes, sir, 'til the radiation dissipates.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22624,Yup. You still got the Spencer rifle?,"Yeah, an' I could still hit a bird in the eye flyin'.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22625,You didn't have to do that.,I wasn't saving you from him. I was saving you from yourself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22626,I hate to see any man swing. Bad luck.,Bad luck for me. Now I gotta bust him out of there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22627,No. This is going to be our last session.,"Why? I like spending time with you. You know, you're quite attractive for a woman your age. You have killer legs. Killer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22628,You mean they knew who I was?,They kept this scrapbook of your life. It meant the world to them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22629,Has Paul heard about his promotion?,"No, not yet. But you know Paul. He's sure to get it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22630,"I did. Do I have to eat lamb? Daddy didn't cook it, she did.","Do me a favor? Eat it, and then give me a secret report, okay? Pay particular attention to whether it's chewy and if it tastes more like chocolate or soup.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22631,You will follow me.,"And in the few seconds before I dice you to crow-food, tell me why I am going to follow you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22632,"Could you identify 'em, if ya saw 'em again?","Hal, I've told you about twenty times, yes, I could identify 'em, but neither one of them was the type to pull something like this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22633,Crockett River is where the last of the money fell.,"If we go along the northern ridge, we can get there first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22634,You couldn't believe it? Vince the Prince?,"I never said he was an altar boy, okay? But he sent his goons after me! They tried to kill me! I'm not kidding!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22635,"Sometimes when he looks at me in that strange way, I'm afraid of him.",Don't let it trouble you. He's an old man and these last few days have been a terrible strain on him. He won't harm you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22636,"In an emergency, the charges detonate in series, destroying the central section and separating the personnel areas from the rest of the ship. That way, if the gravity drive malfunctions, the crew could use the foredecks as a lifeboat.",That means they didn't abandon ship.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22637,Shorty's family was killed when they bombed Shanghai. He was living on the streets.,He'll be okay. He's a good kid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22638,"I'll ask the questions, Helmuth.",Excuse me. Did you know that he refused to give the Nazi salute when Hitler was present in the audience?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22639,"I've been living in it for over a year, the camper is mine.","Excuse me, mutual asset. That's what the lawyer said, it's supposed to be our mutual asset, not Shelly's recreational vehicle. Gimme the keys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22640,"Put it away, Will. It's not worth getting beat again.","You didn't beat me. You ignored the rule of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22641,Me. May I eat with you tonight?,"Tonight and every night, my friend, for this is the second time you've saved my life. I am Ergo the Magnificent, short in stature, tall in power, etcetera, etcetera.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22642,You have to smoke so early in the morning?,It's good with coffee.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22643,"It doesn't work, it always stays black.",It's only black when you're around 'cause you put me in a bad mood.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22644,I'm going to Lynn Bracken's. I'll meet you at the Dining Car.,"Great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22645,I thought he busted you a couple times.,Different charge. I had a still. Made my own mescal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22646,Yeah but the ship's mainframe doesn't. I need you to tell it something.,Alteration of my central processing unit should be done only by an authorized service dealer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22647,"Your Honor, I don't see a Mr. Roston listed as a prosecution witness.",The State's investigation just uncovered Mr. Roston yesterday afternoon in Chicago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22648,"According to the Sentry, Anderton was watching this at Containment right before he was tagged.","I know. He came to me, told me about the missing data stream. He was concerned that you might find it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22649,"Elaine, she doesn't have any children! Don't you see? We're being held hostage by 12 men and 5 women who someone somewhere has decreed are the A-list.",The public decides who's on that list.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22650,He told Enrique he didn't know anything about his car.,"I don't give a shit about your cousin's car. We're here about my car. So, shut your mouth! You think you can do that? You think you can keep your big mouth shut?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22651,Alone? On a two lane road? With a ton of Valium in your system?,I got there first. Stan covered up the pills and I had it out with Norman. He seemed desperate not to lose you. He promised to handle it. And we all let it drop away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22652,"Finally, we can bargain.",I'm sure we can strike some sort of arrangement. Land the plane and we'll trade you hostages for fuel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22653,"We want 2,000 more tons of barley distributed.","Impossible! You will bring famine down on the people of Tibet with these insatiable demands! More food, the best land for your soldiers to camp.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22654,"Look, someone gave her the baby.","Yes, but that was some ten months ago. I fail to see that the identity of that somebody has anything to do with this trial.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22655,Are you crazy? He might be inside already.,It's the chance we have to take. We have to force him to come down the east side to the door we have rigged.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22656,They all know you?,"'Course they all know me. And I know all them. Town's got my name, don't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22657,"Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. The Millennium Falcon definitely went into lightspeed. It's probably on the other side of the galaxy by now.","Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory and disburse the fleet to search for them. Don't fail me again, Admiral, I've had quite enough!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22658,"Oh, it's not the slightest inconvenience, General Bonaparte. It is an honor to have you here.","You are very kind, Madame de Beauharnais. Do you have some sherry, perhaps?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22659,"Yeah, I guess so. I'm real tired, you know that. A kid my age shouldn't be tired of things.","I'm tired, too, Frank. If I ain't around no more, it don't mean I don't care fer ye. I care for ye a good deal. I care for you more than anybody they is. We made friends right off the bat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22660,"Yes. Mainly to turn her toward the door. I told her we would talk on Monday, in the office.","And when you turned her toward the door, where did you expect her to go, without a car?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22661,"Well, it's a disaster. I don't know what to say, Doctor, I am floored. How dangerous is the operation?","Any major operation is dangerous. However, as we know from her previous illness, she's a very strong girl.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22662,That leaves us no choice. We must destroy the probe before it destroys Earth.,"That would be futile, Admiral. The probe would neutralize us easily.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22663,Were you a fireman? That how you knew how to rig the apartment?,My father was. He gave me many lessons about fire. Now it's my friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22664,It's a commercial area. No one lives there.,But he had to dump the body there to make the move.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22665,His file listed you as a known associate. Now spill.,"Oh, yeah. That was a long time ago. Before your day. The last few years he's been muscle for hire. But I heard he's disappeared.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22666,Eleven thirty tomorrow the Ambassador will receive a phone call telling him where the drop is. He said the bomb was a demonstration of their sincerity.,"Oh yeah. The caller was a man. Confident. Had an accent. My guess, Asian. Anything else I can do for the FBI, sir?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22667,"So much for friends, then. You're a bitter bastard, Rob, you know that?","Bitter? Because I'm not in Barrytown? You should be shot like a lame horse, you jerk. Just keep that out of my window.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22668,"Hi, Lins. I thought you were in Houston.","I was, but I managed to bum a ride on the last flight out here. Only here isn't where I left it, is it, Bud?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22669,"You askin' as a Reverend or a Captain, Sam?",I'm askin' as a Ranger of the sovereign state of Texas.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22670,Principal Collins is her boyfriend!,Now it makes total sense why she didn't want him to know we were in his office the other night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22671,God! It was God. And now I'll burn in hell because I hate him.,"Agnes, you won't burn in hell. It's alright to hate him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22672,"Good thinking, Dwight. Traumatized co-eds are a sure thing.","As I am sure you are aware, Professor, subjects who are close to death are statistically more likely to have the suggestibility required for paranormal investigation, which is, of course, why I've given them special consideration.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22673,"I feel like such an idiot. Why didn't I just say something a year and a half ago? Man, think of how much time we wasted.","Let's not think about the past. Let's just think about from today on. I'll never forget you, Jam.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22674,The girl with the purple fingernails was Coogan's sister.,Coogan spent half the night looking for her. He said he was gonna kill the son-of-a-bitch who ruined his sister.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22675,"Listen, Angie, I wanna tell you, you were very impolite last night. I introduced you to the girl, you just turned and walked off. Now, why did you do that?","You got me mad, that's why. Hey, Joe, show Marty that picture.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22676,Don't you think he trusts us together?,Of course he does. But he might get the wrong idea. Anyone might.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22677,A.I.? You mean artificial intelligence?,"Yes. A singular consciousness that spawned an entire race of machines. I must say I find it almost funny to imagine the world slapping itself on the back, toasting the new age. I say almost funny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22678,"Paltrow, Sterling, Furey, and the Big Alabama are in from New Orleans. Fiskin and the Boone Kid from Denver, and Phillips, Barnett and Limehouse Chappie from New York. Those and the guys outside should give you 30 or so to choose from.","Good, have them down at Stenner's old Pool Hall before 3:00. We're going to run through the route tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22679,"That's impossible, man. This fence is high-tensile. The breaking tolerance'd stand up to the strain of a rhino, easy. I know, I put it up.",There's no way a rhino'd survive that drop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22680,I wish you'd stop being playful.,"Sorry. It's the first time I've ridden ""piggy-back"" in years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22681,"Mr. Newcombe, I have made some difficult loans during the past few years, at very onerous terms, but 18% a year interest seems very stiff indeed.","Considering your financial circumstances, Mr. Cosgrove, it has been impossible to find anyone at all prepared to do any business with you. I think you may count yourself lucky to have this opportunity. But, obviously, if you would reject this offer, I shall keep trying to find a better one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22682,Don't think the Rangers are likely to find out any more than they already have.,"Word gets out who that body was, people are gonna think Buddy done it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22683,"You are the one who's good-hearted. As for Rose, let's hope for the best.","Be kind to her. She loves you so much. In a perfectly proper way, of course.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22684,"I'm gettin' too slow for this racket. I done the best I'm gonna do. You hang on too long, you start embarrassin' yourself.",What are you talkin' about? We just took off the biggest score we've ever had. We can do anything we want now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22685,It strikes me that Eve's disloyalty and ingratitude must be contagious!,"All this fuss and hysteria because an impulsive kid got carried away by excitement and the conniving of a professional manure slinger named deWitt! She apologized, didn't she?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22686,"We have achieved complete surprise! The first wave is returning, the second is attacking now, and we have lost only a few planes. We can launch a third wave, Admiral.",The second wave has not returned. And we have no idea where their carriers are. What is the damage report?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22687,I wasn't doing anything.,That's not the way it looked to me. Looked to me like you was trying to make time with her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22688,Yeah. Do I have a case?,"Of course you have a case! Now, I want you to go with my assistant, Iris, and fill out some forms. She'll tell you about our fee arrangement. Mrs. Finley? Any back pain since the accident? Dizziness? Nightmares?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22689,"Oh, c'mon. We're not going to spend any more time on this crap, are we? It doesn't mean anything. It's Sanderson!","It isn't him. Frank, you brought me in on this in the beginning because you wanted my opinion if he was capable of doing this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22690,Dead in a ditch? Drunk in a bar in Mogadishu? Who knows?,"I think I do. We had a deal going down in Berlin last week. During the buy, both our Field Agent and the seller were killed. We pulled a fingerprint from a timing charge that didn't go off. They were killed by Jason Bourne.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22691,It remains to be seen who is the good guy and who is the bad guy. History is written by the victor.,The only history I'm gonna write is your obituary!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22692,"Caviar capital of the world. Matchless beluga. Firm, yet subtle. Largest landlocked body of water on Earth. Oil-rich. Hitler wanted it. Stalin beat him to it.","And now it's up for grabs, a goldrush. Far more oil than anyone thought.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22693,How do you know about Eugene?,You told me about him. I saw you and I think you thought I knew something about him. So you told me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22694,She's a big girl.,"Yeah, well, she's our girl now. I think we better keep an eye on her. There's trouble there. Hey, listen to this. Ethel and Bert Lane. Married seventy-five years. You believe that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22695,Can't we change course?,We're computer locked and the manual navigation unit is down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22696,How is it this hag knows the truth?,"Think there be truth only in beauty, lad? If you've the courage to ask and take care to avoid her terrible claws, Jenny Greenteeth has the answers you seek.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22697,"It's not enough snow, not for tracking the bastards. No advantage there, kid.","Don't worry, Mr. Twombley, I know where those suckers are. Rain or shine, snow or no snow. I know deer. We'll kill us a buck today. Guaranteed. Before ten.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22698,But does it have to be in a cemetery?,You wouldn't understand. Seeing a cemetery on a night like this can stir in the mind the best ideas for a good horror story.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22699,Then I will respectfully take leave of her.,You will do as you please. It seems to me that such a matter can hardly be discussed until after people know each other. Do you not agree?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22700,You tell me! You got a sniper up there or what?,"He's not with us, Xander. He must be with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22701,The police know about Lathrop Wells. We have to go another way. Come on.,"If I don't meet the ship, my people will go home without me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22702,You killed that cop Dutton.,And another one. There. Erlich. Took a wrong turn.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22703,Where's the rest of the team?,"Bob and Rick are in Denver. I gotta get up there as fast as possible. Frank, get me a load of flares.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22704,You can't fuck with them. They're heads of families!,They're friends of our enemy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22705,Did you sleep well?,Yeah. Too good. I forgot where I was.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22706,Where's the beauty you promised me?,"It was my joke. I was tired, and did not care to go farther. There's not prettier woman here than that. If she won't suit your fancy, my friend, then you must wait awhile.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22707,"I can't believe you hung up on me, you dick.",Totally. I'm sorry. A lot was happening this morning. Can you talk?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22708,You say Asia can be found by sailing west?,"Yes, your Eminence. The voyage should not take more than six or seven weeks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22709,"Perhaps you didn't hear what I said, Mr. Deeds! The whole Semple fortune goes to you! $20,000,000!","Oh, yes, I heard you all right. $20,000,000. That's quite a lot, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22710,"You remember Buzz Meeks, Dudley?",A disgrace as a policeman. Straight D fitness reports from every C.O. he ever served under. What about him?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22711,They knew the risks when they signed on. I've come too far to turn back now.,Then you run the danger of pushing them to mutiny.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22712,You gave me some very valuable information. Thank you.,"And thank you for getting me up here. I've never seen this before. Beautiful, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22713,Ten bucks says she's looking for a handout.,Twenty bucks says not here she don't find one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22714,"The Church is a fucking racket. I know how they operate. I've been part of the racket since the first time some faggot priest spilt water on my head. My Aunt Lu says I was crying all the way through. Yeah, I know their game inside out. Now I'm free of it and I'm gonna stay that way.",I'm not talking about the fucking Church. Fuck the Church. But tell me. Do you believe in God?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22715,I hear he drives a carriage around Central Park or something.,"Please. And you're sweating him? You're ""all that"" and you're sweating some lawn jockey?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22716,Few are. So what makes you think you can maintain a relationship with Dante this time around?,A woman's intuition. Something in me says it's time to give the old boy a serious try.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22717,"It's not you, Derek. I don't trust myself. I tend to make big selection errors when it comes to men.","Then I'll make this easy for you. I like you. I'm crazy about you, Sid. But I'm gonna stay away. Until you say otherwise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22718,"I think I'll cut out here, chief. I gotta get home.","Get home my ass. We're going to the office, have another drink. I want some company tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22719,I'm worried. The vibrations could shake her to pieces. We should have padded her feet.,I don't think they make Nikes in her size.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22720,Who told you about her?,"You did. You were with her when she disappeared, right? She took you to the mall or the movies, you turn around and she's gone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22721,Don't use big bills!,For a pack of cigs? I use her food stamps.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22722,How many in their party?,Started with six. There'd be four others left.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22723,What if that fucker finds it before we're ready to go?,"We'll stand a watch. Four on, eight off. Low man first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22724,I was only asking if you are related to the Lavals of Marseilles.,And I was only asking you if you would let me examine your report without interruption.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22725,"You are a therapist, right?","No no. I'm a psychologist, but I do research. I'm a behaviorist. I work with animals. Mice at the moment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22726,The rest of the jewelry is in the top drawer.,"It's yours, Joe. I gave it to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22727,Do you have visual?,"Not yet. He's near ""M"" and 34th. I've got an ELSUR unit on the scene now. A residential building. Twelve units.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22728,"Well, do you still plan to get married?","Yeah. She'll probably quit her job and stay out here with Pop. We can't leave him alone here, he'll set the damn place on fire. With Jill here a lot, it'll be good to have Margie around. Things are going to change in that department, by the way. I got a custody lawyer in Concord. I'm gonna see him tomorrow. All hell's gonna break loose, but it's worth it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22729,"I shouldn't have to, Audrey. You're supposed to be my friend. I trusted you.","I didn't mean for it to turn out like this. Look, I lied to you. I'm not a reporter. When we broke up and I came out to New York I was so sure I'd make it. But I haven't. That's why I needed this story so bad. I just couldn't tell you I'm a failure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22730,She the one from Santa Cruz?,Just graduated law school. Single mom. Had a two-year-old daughter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22731,"He wanted me to leave Dave and marry him. Last Friday I told him it wouldn't work. Dave would have killed us both! He followed me home and kicked up a stink in the street, I had to tell Frank I couldn't see him any more. It was getting too dodgy. That was on Sunday. He said he'd kill himself. I was frightened what you might do.","I don't believe you, Margaret. Frank wasn't like that. I'm the villain in the family, remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22732,Do we just leave him there?,"Yeah, for now. Our first priority's to get something to breathe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22733,"Adele, sooner or later, he's gonna get caught. I'd like to get him before he does something else, makes it worse on himself.",Buddy'll take care of him. Keep him out've trouble. He's Jack's conscience. Always has been. He tell you how they met?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22734,One point two million dollars? I did not authorize you to spend one point two million dollars!,"I'm already on a first name basis with these dudes, I got a deal set up, you want me to hammer it or not?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22735,How do I know he did that to you?,I came to you straight after he did it. I showed you what he'd done and asked for your help.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22736,Could I get a Coke for Mickey?,I'm not running out and getting that piece of shit a Coke.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22737,"My husband is the victim of an informer in your organization, not ours.","That is not true, Mrs. Ayala. Your route is compromised. Perhaps it is time for me to deal with other distributors in California.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22738,"He threw me in a cell, took a gun and a knife and threatened to kill me right there if I didn't promise to give up the story.","You know, I've had it up to here with your bullshit. I need a story from you by tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22739,"She's no whore, Marcus.","We're all whores, Frank. You know what I'm talking about, the way she looked at me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22740,I suppose you expect us to hand over the jewels?,"Oh, no, no. I am not a highwayman, I'm just a nuisance. All I'm trying to do is make things as difficult as possible.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22741,He got my gun! Motherfucker was filming the whole time!,"I know. Relax. Take it easy. Don't worry, we'll get those fuckers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22742,I think he owes more to you. But that's not important now. I know what's going on between you two.,"I want to reassure you, Elaine, there's absolutely nothing going on between Viktor and I.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22743,Care to tell us how you came into possession of an illegal access program?,"Look, I'm doing mute 'till I have a mouthpiece here who's on my side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22744,"Just tell me, did you talk with him?",He said he'd consider it. It's between you and Rodriguez.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22745,You think it's a good idea taking it back to yours?,"There is nowhere else to keep it, and it's the last place they are going to look. Anyway the battle's over and the war is won.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22746,He wants to see you. Lex Luthor.,The bald man! The one who tried to kill me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22747,I got the woman covered. Where you thinkin' about doin' this?,I was thinkin' the Del Amo Mall. In the food court.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22748,"No, I'm not going through there.","Michael, come on, don't be silly. This is the quickest way. You're not going to walk all the way around?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22749,"Honey, I'm sorry. It wasn't nothin'. Come on and get up and we'll take off.",Leave me be for a minute? Mama gets all insane and then I see you practicin' your individuality and personal freedom with some oil-town tramp. How you figure I'm gonna feel?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22750,The FBI finally gets around to talking to him in Dallas and runs a file on him as a miscreant Communist type.,But who meets him when he gets off the boat in New York in June '62?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22751,"Aw hell, you sound like some goddamn sucker. You know everything I know. You got nothin' more to learn from me.",But you played the Big Con. You said it was nothin'. A game for flakes and mama's boys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22752,I have to go to New York tomorrow.,What else? You gonna leave some cash by the bed when you pass through town?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22753,"I tell you, we're going west, and Shanghai is east of here!",Be quiet! Fenner's the best pilot in China. He knows what he's doing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22754,What about your meeting?,I'll reschedule. I've been working too much anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22755,"The thing is, I'll need a first mate.",I know where you can find any number of naked girls who'd love to hop on board.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22756,Come on with that money!,First you got to sign a receipt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22757,Naw. I'm not seeing anybody. What about you?,No. I can't. My mom won't let me have boyfriends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22758,"Tryin' to save his girl, man. He's in another world.","If I was his size and had Ganz on my ass, I'd just leave town.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22759,There's no point appealing to Colonel Blake. They've got him bewitched.,No. The only thing to do is write General Hammond. But it's hard to find a place around here for a private discussion.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22760,"Isn't it a fact that the ""six other Asian men"" in the line-up were all of the classic Mongoloid type, whereas Shu has the distinct facial bone structure of a Korean?",Objection. The witness is not an expert in racial classification.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22761,A man has my family. Gold watch here. Dark tan.,That would be Glen Howell. He was on his way for the disks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22762,I'll see what I can do.,"And don't go getting everybody lost out there. You'll give us a bad name. You won't have me to keep an eye on you, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22763,"Fuck that shit, man. I ain't shootin' anybody.",What the fuck I tell you. You don't hafta shoot nobody. Just hold the gun. They'll get the idea.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22764,"I know, but I hung around, 'cause I figured you'd try an' pull some shit like this.","Now, hold on there. I ain't pullin' no shit. It's my money, I can do whatever the fuck I wanna do with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22765,"He'll be here in a little while, he's takin' me to get an ice cream.",Ain't that the sweetest thing. What am I supposed to do about supper with you traipsin' around with that fag?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22766,He was my partner.,"They're blaming it on you. Christ, Conklin, you didn't even tell me you lost the prisoner!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22767,"No. But what I would like is the forty dollars you owe me, and I'm a busy man.",Dammit you're persistent. I don't want to listen to this anymore. No more bets with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22768,"Listen Duke, we're setting up a wire store. I need a twenty man boost right away.",I got twenty or so in here tonight. Take your pick.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22769,Exactly what information led you to arrest my client just two-and-a-half hours after the shooting took place?,We had a description of the suspect.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22770,Is she still angry?,"No, but I'd stay out of Sickbay for a while if I were you. I still don't know why you dropped her in the water.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22771,"You just won a trip, you dolt! Ten days in Fhloston Paradise for two!","Ma. If I'd won, I'd know about it. Someone would have notified me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22772,I thought you hardly know her.,I know the type. I'm a psychologist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22773,I have no idea. Maybe someone saw and talked.,"German. Not in our neighborhood, man. A hundred percent Irish. No one talks to cops. Period.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22774,And how would we neutralize him?,We lure him on land and pump him with the drugs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22775,That money is my whole future.,"Keep up with that attitude, and you won't have a future. Seventeen is a hell of an age to die. Is that what you want?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22776,"Fine, maybe you're right. But it doesn't friggin' matter. I can't afford a star, so I don't even know what we're talking about.",What if I told you you could have a star for $1000??,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22777,Have they harmed you?,"No. They watch me closely, but they haven't harmed me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22778,I think he's in a conference. Unfortunately. I'm really sorry.,Would you just try him? You never know. As long as I'm here. You never know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22779,"You see? Never tells me nothin'. Ace, what do we got on for next week?","Well, it's a little too early. I'd say Thursday would be good. I'll know by then. Is that all right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22780,Is your papa West Indian?,"No, my mama. She's from Grenada.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22781,Are you gonna tell me where you went?,I went to see the Skywire model in Gary's office. You know. Just to hold it again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22782,You're not from these parts.,I am from Spain. And I would like a moment of your time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22783,They were taking you away.,"It's nothing to do with you. It's me they wanted, not you. Why do you interfere in other people's business?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22784,No. I'm a walk-on in a fancy dress scene. I just felt like doing those lines.,"Oh, I see. You are an actress though, aren't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22785,How would I know how much it's gonna cost if I don't know what I'm buying?,"Eddie, you're too smart for your own britches. Listen to me. How much do you want to run to the store for Da Mayor?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22786,I thought you already left.,"Flight's in the morning. You should be on it, too. There's nothing for us here, Case. There never was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22787,They're friends of our enemy.,"Take one of 'em out, and they'll all line up against us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22788,"If they was just here for the fuckin', how come they lit out the back window?",On account of they seen you was beatin' on their friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22789,"Do it, quickly. Please. Aim for the eye.","He has to look here or I won't get a clear shot. Call him, Margo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22790,"I don't know why I come here every evening, it's always such bad news.","Bad news, you crazy? You have no world view, Wladek, that's your trouble. The news couldn't be better. The moment Hitler invaded Russia, I knew we'd be all right. Remember Napoleon. Same business. The Germans will freeze to death, please God.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22791,You've acquired a taste for this?,"It's quite nutritious, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22792,Could we discuss that some other time?,Sure. Let's discuss Betty Mayfield. How long since you saw her?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22793,"Yes. I thought it was a good idea. We've covered it from the news end, of course.",And the social. How about the music notice? You got that in?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22794,"He just won't engage. He can't do it, Skipper. He can't get back on the horse.",It's only been a week. Keep sending him up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22795,"You're right, you're a smart guy. Most counterfeiters only get ten cents on the dollar. But this is an even swap. Pure genius.","You play games with me, Detective, and you'll lose every time. Don't forget. The odds are always in favor of the house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22796,"Jesus, man, can you change the station?","Fuck you man! You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22797,"I have good news for you, Mr. Cosgrove. The firm of Bracegirdle and Chatwick, in the city of London, are prepared to lend you 20,000 pounds, pledged against your interest in the Edric mines. They will redeem the encumbrances against the property, which amount to some 10,000 pounds, and take a twenty- year working lease on the mines. They will lend you the 20,000 pounds against the lease income, which they will apply to the loan as it comes in, and they will make a charge of 18% per annum interest on the outstanding loan balance.","Mr. Newcombe, I have made some difficult loans during the past few years, at very onerous terms, but 18% a year interest seems very stiff indeed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22798,I'm lookin' for a guy on the lam from a counterfeiting rap. Thought he mighta come in here.,Don't think so. I know everybody in the place and I always bounce the lamsters.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22799,I got two years.,"Only two? Man, I already done eight. Nothin' to it. Just make the days and let the weeks and the years make themselves.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22800,He wants to speak with you.,"No time. Gotta go. Just tell him to read the letter, the letter explains all. Tell him I love him. And tell him, as of tomorrow, all his money problems are over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22801,Don't you think you should at least wave?,Why? Then they'll notice when I'm gone. Well. I'm making a public appearance aren't I?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22802,"That was quite an evening. Bourgeois, phony, decadent, stupid.",I shouldn't have put you through that. It must have been agony. Let's do something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22803,Would you have me spend my life all alone?,"In truth, sir, yes, but, if you must marry, then marry a virtuous drudge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22804,You know my father?,"That's why I wanted you to come here, Evan. Dr. Redfield already has a background in memory loss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22805,"Thank God. Oh thank God. Tommy, you didn't *bust* out, didya? You ain't got to hide, have you?","No, Ma. I'm paroled. I got my papers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22806,"Believes it! Jesus, it's driving him crazy. He wants to kill him. I don't know, Corky, I don't know what he is going to do. I'm getting nervous, really nervous.","It's all right, Violet. It's working. All we got to do is wait him out and see what he does.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22807,"Excuse me, Lowell. Sharon's on line 3.",Tell her I'll call her back in ten.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22808,"I'm trying, you know. I'm trying to be what you want. I want to be what you want, Nathan. All I want is to be what you want.","Shh. It's okay. It's okay, Lila. You're what I want. You know that. You're exactly what I want.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22809,Do you know where you're going?,Of course not! I'm a wanderer! I'd like to go somewhere I've never been!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22810,Dad. What are you doing here?,I was upstairs for a meeting. I've been hearing good things about you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22811,"Now then, let's run through it one more time, shall we? What's your job?","I use my cell phone to get computer access to the telecommunications satellite used by our target. I trace his cell phone signature and use it to pin point his location as he moves through Nice, relaying that information to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22812,"She was sailing up north, right?","Her destination was Halifax, yeah.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22813,That's what they called it when I was in Juvenile. It's a pretty dismal place.,"It's a shithole. But she was dirty, what was I gonna do?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22814,"Exactly. You see, it would have been embarrassing for people of my sort to wear low-cut gowns in the old Russia. The lashes of the Cossacks across our backs were not very becoming, and you know how vain women are.",You're absolutely right about the Cossacks. We made an unpardonable mistake when we let them use their knouts. They had such reliable guns.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22815,Any serious problems with your sergeant or your fellow soldiers?,"No, sir. They all been real straight with me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22816,You just shoot at something?,Yeah. Just a bird. Just a stupid bird.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22817,I'm sure. It spoke to me.,Birds speak to me all the time. What did it say?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22818,Apparently my opinion wasn't needed.,Everyone knew you would have been outspoken against this deal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22819,Now I'm here. I'm in New York City. Getting picked for things. Don't you see what I'm driving at?,"What you're driving at, you want me to get lost so you can go to your fancy-ass party.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22820,You saw a MiG 21?,I saw a MiG do a 4 G negative dive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22821,"He comes up here with our product. He suppose to come home with five hundred thousand dollars. He never shows up. Meanwhile, my sister's going crazy calling me all the time worried about him. Me, I just wanna know what happened to my focking money.","Well, I don't know. I gave the man his money, sent him on his way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22822,Maybe we ought to hire a bodyguard from now on.,I don't want a bodyguard. I want the man I fell in love with.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22823,"He's right? Look, don't try to put blood on my hands. You've got one hell of a nerve siding with him!","Just hand up on the bitch! Fuck you, madam. And goodbye!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22824,Didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.,I swear to you that's all that happened. I haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22825,"Nothing. With the satellite down, we can't transmit over the mountain range. He's most likely sitting there wondering why he can't raise us.","First light, we'll take a chopper out there and tell them to head back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22826,How about music? You like classical?,The Boston Pops. Season tickets.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22827,This car will take me to Las Vegas. I cannot go back.,The police know about Lathrop Wells. We have to go another way. Come on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22828,I knew you'd understand. That's why I came to you for help.,"You must not look to me for help. Your brother is no longer my problem. He is now your problem, Conway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22829,He run away often?,"That old beast? Miss his breakfast? Not a chance. It's always something, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22830,"Game's over. Last chance to get out of this without a prison sentence. You're not good enough to beat me, you little shit.","Yeah, maybe I'm not. But we are, you asshole.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22831,Christ. How'd you get here?,"Took bus, most of way. I knew you would come here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22832,"Frankie, Roth tried to have me killed. I'm sure it was him, but I don't know yet why.","Jesus Christ, Michael, then let's hit 'em now, while we still got the muscle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22833,"Hey, Eddie, looks like you really stepped in it this time.",What are you complaining about? Here's your fifty bucks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22834,What about me? Aren't I a loose end?,"When this is over you can say whatever the hell you want. I'll be long gone. Besides, who's going to believe you? You're just a two-bit crook.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22835,We all agreed to it. You had no way of knowing Bastaldi was setting us up.,I just want to live long enough to get back to Paris. Just long enough to kill Bastaldi.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22836,What are you? A policeman?,"I simply believe in the law, Miss Daniels, and I'm not too keen on practical jokers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22837,"Thank you. I only got two bullets in the mothafucka, but it's better than nothing.","Two bullets? Yo' ass ain't changed. Back in the day, all I had was a stick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22838,"So the defendant knew the deceased, your son, even then.",They fished t'gether. Went to school. Carl Junior treated him like a white person. Like any friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22839,He's the one who wants you.,It was the other guy who busted me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22840,Will he be back soon?,Doubt it. He's dead. The Look Out's a cemetery.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22841,"They don't have that kind of money, Mr. Potter. You know that. You're the only one in town that can help me.","I see. I've suddenly become quite important. What kind of security would I have, George? Have you got any stocks?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22842,Nobody has any rights over me.,"We are all of us subject to forces beyond our control, Mr Brown, even you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22843,Never heard of him.,"Sure you have, only as 'Spearchucker' Jones.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22844,I can't save her.,You can't believe I'd leave without her. Armand! You must save her! You have no choice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22845,"Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give these people air!","My friend, five minutes from now, you won't give a shit about the people. Fire it up, Doc.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22846,So where did you go?,"The beach. Or get high, drop acid at a friend's place. I was a K.L.O.S. girl. I hated disco.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22847,I am Michael Simonovitch Iranoff.,"I am Nina Ivanovna Yakushova, Envoy Extraordinary, acting under direct orders of Comrade Commissar Razinin. Present me to your colleagues.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22848,"Oh my god, you scared the shit out of me. You following me again?",No. I was doing my laundry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22849,Now you're really getting paranoid.,"The question is not whether I am paranoid, but whether I am paranoid enough. You want to rub my neck?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22850,"Oh, yes, the lads frequently gather round the T.V. set to watch her for a giggle. Once we even all sat down and wrote these letters saying how gear she was and all that rubbish.",She's a trend setter. It's her profession!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22851,I said I'll think about it.,"Fine, but promise me one thing. If we use her, I want to direct those episodes. She's my discovery.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22852,"Any other bags, Dr. Johnson?","Just that. Careful, it's heavy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22853,It's telling me fail mode confirmed. Did you see this?,There must be some mistake. You sure you hit the right commands?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22854,There was no sperm.,The same as the firs two. Definitely a serial.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22855,"Guidance and assistance! That's insane! Doc, ya gotta help me.","I'm sorry, but I can't keep you here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22856,She knows Arnie Metzger.,So does half of San Diego.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22857,"It was ten days till the wedding. The King still lived, but Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse.",See? Didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22858,You mean they ate each other up?,"They had to, in order to survive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22859,"She just died, your mother just died?","No Dad, it happened a long time ago, a long time ago for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22860,You mock my pain!,"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. This would be, what, five years ago?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22861,What about the ballistics report?,"Lab's backed up, we're still waiting for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22862,"It would've happened years ago if you hadn't carried him. Why the loyalty, Wendell?",He helped me out once. That's all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22863,How could it be so cruel? How could it torture us like this?,I don't think it knows it's torturing us. It's just watching.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22864,How about some candy floss?,Right on! It wouldn't be a celebration without it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22865,"But I did not deal with it, sir. I let it prevent me from helping my friend. Does that make me a coward?",No. And what you must try to avoid is becoming consumed by another emotion which I believe you're beginning to experience: guilt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22866,After the kids are back in school.,Lois will stay with them. Or we can pawn them off on your parents.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22867,"Hey Ed, shouldn't we do another take? Big Baldy kinda got stuck in the doorway.","No, it's fine. It's real! In actuality, Lobo would struggle with that problem every day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22868,"Let's see. You could come on by my dad's place, drop 'em off.",Sure. I'll just leave 'em with the S.W.A.T. guy answers the door.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22869,No. They're firing even more people than they said. Some will want to talk. It could help.,I could use somebody to talk to on a day like this. Sorry. Go ahead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22870,"This is the nerve center of operations, Janet. You must stay here tonight. That way we can all be here when Mr. Sun paints us a new day with his golden brush.",And you can 'peep in' on Brad in the morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22871,"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I said I'd drop you home, but I'm not taking you on your sleazoid rounds. I've already pulled twelve hours today.","Come on, Mace. This is gonna be a big night. Can't you feel it? The energy in the air? There's money to be made, dreams to sell.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22872,It's not real? Crain? He's not real?,Your fear of him was real. That's all the ghost anyone needs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22873,"Good, this way we can finally talk. I'll convince him this time.","He won't be convinced, Salvatore. He has other plans for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22874,"Mr. President, have I permission to bring into this Chamber evidence of the response from my State?","Is there objection? You may proceed, Senator.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22875,I fixed it. Hit's a workin' pretty good.,You done fixed it? I'll be damned. Scooter told me it couldn't be fixed. 'Course Scooter's about as shitless as one poor son-of-a-bitch can be. You done fixed it. I'll just be damned. See you tomorrow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22876,You want a name from the present? How about Hazel Dobkins?,Noah was my counselor in my freshman year. That's probably where I got the idea for the icepick. For my book. Funny how the subconscious works. Hazel is my friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22877,Was that your dad?,"Nah, that's some guy fixing the living room floor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22878,Will you leave me alone? Please.,You're not being fair to me. I'm worried about you and I want to help you get through this thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22879,He's not your son.,"No. But he's going to be. If he is in the park and he comes out safely on the other side, I can say to him, ""You and I are the only men with balls enough to walk through the park at midnight."" On that we can build.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22880,Tell them I'm keeping what's left. I earned it. I probably killed some poor bastard for it.,He seems to think he's entitled to it all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22881,Then why were you at her house?! She didn't want anything to do with you.,She asked me to come over. She said she had something to tell me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22882,What time did you get to bed last night?,I don't know. Two or three. It was pretty late.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22883,"You wanted to know what happened after the line-up, I'm telling you.","Oh come on, Verbal. Who do you think you're talking to? You really expect me to believe he retired? For a woman? Bullshit. He was using her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22884,Will she pick me up after school?,"No. If I'm not here, you go home with Thelma and Kim.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22885,I never heard of him.,"Before your time, pop. Mid-sixties. Five or six hits. He's got a club down in the Fillmore now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22886,"Well, I'm sorry, but I really do think it's too much that the gentlemen of the house should be dictated to by a servant.",It's the Queen's decision.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22887,What about Luca? Sollozzo didn't seem worried about Luca. That worries me.,If Luca sold out we're in real trouble.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22888,And Lydia telling Natalie the truth makes you a victim in what way?,I'm a toy to her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22889,Couldn't we just have taken a train?,The book said they have a lot of rail strikes in Italy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22890,What's under the ground? We're not getting up on the roof. Earth shelter's the best. Known that since I was a kid.,Listen! Listen! We know what they are! They're big things under the ground! Much bigger than we thought! They're coming after you! They're coming right now!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22891,"Over the water department, or over you?",Not over me. Why would they have a falling out over me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22892,How long have I been here?,You've been unconscious since you were brought in two weeks ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22893,And have you mended them?,"I don't know. I try. Every day I keep on trying, but it's no easy task for a man to change his nature. I'm off the booze, though. Haven't had a drop in six years. And now I've got me a wife. Doreen. Best damned woman I've ever known. And a little boy, too. Cyrus Junior. So things have definitely improved since I got fitted with this hook. If I can just turn this goddamn garage around, I'll be in pretty good shape.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22894,"Huey, you're losing me. What are you talking about?","I'm talking about survival. Yours, mine, all of it. Outside and in. You got to do something for me. Staying alive might depend on it. The pigs are gonna try to infiltrate us and we're gonna let 'em. But their spy's gonna be our spy too. How about it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22895,Castor Troy almost strangled me to death. Where the hell were you?,You're both in custody until there's a DNA fingerprinting and we can prove who's who. Now put the gun down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22896,What would she do that made it hard to resist?,She's a woman who is very much aware of her own sexuality. Sometimes I felt she could read my mind. It was uncanny how she knew exactly what I wanted. A few nights before my heart surgery Rebecca woke me. She had handcuffed me to the bed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22897,No! He's a real gardener!,"He does talk like one, but I think he's brilliant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22898,How long has this been going on?,"All day since you and Betty left. Brother Minister, I have to level with you. They gave me a mission. But I couldn't do it. I love y'all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22899,"Yeah, real funny. You're wrong about this, I could get busted on the spot.","Trust me, the guy's dirty. He'll like it. Especially the part about offing me. Now get out of here. Go make yourself a new friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22900,I don't want to scare people.,"I understand. But Mr. Cuthbert, we've got bigger problems. Depending on what we find today, we may have to shut you down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22901,"This Ruiz guy, what's his deal?",Don't know much. I hear he runs a tight ship.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22902,"And that's exactly what the jury will see when they look at me. That's why I need a very good lawyer, Mr. Dulaney.",You're assuming the District Attorney is going to file charges.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22903,You're right and I'll tell you a secret. I know exactly how you feel.,Big secret. You said the same thing to Newsweek.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22904,Roper. Metro Division. Hostage Negotiator. Give me the short version.,"Husband came home. Found that guy and his wife ""in flagrante"". Now he's holding her at knife point.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22905,You mustn't give way to despair. You must wait.,Wait! I've waited seven years already! How much longer do you want me to wait?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22906,You don't want me to go.,No! I don't want you to go to the police! There were other people and why should you be the only one involved!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22907,"Oh, certainly. It's to protect the species.",I imagine that's very important. Especially during the moulting season.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22908,"That's right, pal. You just sit up front and sign the mail, and leave the cutting to us.",I may need you to go to work practically immediately. But meanwhile perhaps you'd like to meet some of your fellow officers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22909,You wanted to talk?,"Yeah, kinda, wanted to see if you'd join back up with us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22910,So they travel around from place to place and preach?,"We got us a tent, forty-two feet across, eighteen feet at center, hundred-and-ten foldin' chairs. Circuit's eleven towns, covers all 'a Hasset County and most 'a Weller County. I expect that upon completion of my military service I will be joinin' said ministry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22911,Homesick? It's only been two days!,"We should have gone to Nassau. At least we could go swimming, lie on the beach.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22912,"Don't you think I would've done it if I wanted to? What can I do to make you relax, baby?",You could give me my gun back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22913,Precursor shipments from Ras Tanura and Ju'aymah?,Transshipped to a Malaysian container ship.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22914,"Now look, did you buy anything?",Nothing. Not even a stick of gum.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22915,You don't know her? Judy? Works in the slaughterhouse.,"No sir, I don't, but I know Plank Road. 'Bout a mile up thataway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22916,Follow the road straight through town 'til it curves off on the left. That'll take you right around the bay to their front door.,The front door. Isn't there a back road I can take?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22917,Leaving without saying goodbye. What are you gonna do?,"Go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22918,"Yeah, but I'm not in jail and I tried.",You're gonna have surveillance all over you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22919,I want him back!,So you can beat him? So you can starve him? A dog in the street would fare better with you!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22920,And how much are these?,Seventy-eight dollars. The girl who rolled these was probably wearing panties.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22921,What time does school start around here?,"Nine o' clock. Oh, I'm late! Maybe I'll see you later.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22922,"It is nonetheless a misfortune, and you will know it when you love.","But if, when I love, I am unhappy, I will know that my empty heart was my good fortune.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22923,What's worse than losing five million bucks?,"Being stuck in this rat-hole when it blows. Bro, what you built was a work of art. That little fucker belongs in the Smithsonian.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22924,Has she ever spoken to you about me?,"Occasionally, but always with affection.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22925,Take it easy! I set her up. I saw it coming.,"It's not your fault. Mike, please get off the case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22926,"Marvelous! ""At two o'clock this morning, Mr. Deeds tied up traffic while he fed a bagful of doughnuts to a horse. When asked why he was doing it, he replied: 'I just wanted to see how many doughnuts this horse would eat before he'd ask for a cup of coffee.'"" Beautiful! What happened after that?",I don't know. I had to duck to get the story out. He was so far along he never even missed me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22927,Yes. And I also want to leave this city.,"Believe me, I'm trying to get this over with as fast as I can. But Samuel will probably have to come back and testify.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22928,"Oh, I've been just dying to meet you, Mr. Gardiner!","Chauncey, this is Mrs. Sophia Rowley.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22929,"I had a nasty foreboding feeling at first, but now I realise my crime was too frightful for an ordinary lecture.","From now on, you're sleeping in the house, where we can keep an eye on you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22930,Where is my wife?,There was nothing I could do. Batman deactivated her. She's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22931,He was watching me.,"Mister Riddle was watching you? Laurie, Mister Riddle is eighty-seven.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22932,"I doubt it's my mind that interests her. I tell you Prof, she's a fiery lady.","Well, try not to get burned. You have a great mind, Jacob. Don't let anyone tempt you away from it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22933,"Sheriff Potter, please. I can't go to jail. I wanted no part of it.",You liar! You wanted him dead. You seduced me into killing him!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22934,You think someone else caused the accident?,"Mrs. Otto, there is no such thing as an accident. The word doesn't mean anything to me. As far as I'm concerned, somebody somewhere made a decision to cut a corner. Some corrupt agency or corporation accounted the cost variance between a ten-cent bolt and a million dollar out-of-court settlement. They decided to sacrifice a few lives for the difference. That's what's done, Mrs. Otto. I've seen it happen so many times before.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22935,I'm not so sure Dr. Loveless would like to find his social secretary dancing in the dark with an uninvited stranger.,"Forgive me, but you don't strike me as the social secretary type.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22936,Detonation in twenty minutes.,"Right, that synchronizes here. Okay, bomb, arm yourself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22937,"You mean, I have to viddy two sessions in one day?",I imagine you'll be feeling a little bit limp by the end of the day. But we have to be hard on you. You have to be cured.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22938,"No, I didn't. I didn't kill anyone, Sheriff.","We're gonna have to keep you, Billy. The governor's got SBI, FBI, and god knows who else on their way down here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22939,Does anyone know his politics?,"No. But his weight with the commoners could unbalance everything. The Balliols will kiss his ass, so we must.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22940,Where did you send the message to Peter Kurten?,"Damn! I gave that to Conrad, too! That guy! I told Conrad deliver to Kurten and keep the 500 bucks in return for getting my book to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22941,But I have no sister.,"Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22942,He had you down as a big-timer. What happened?,"Aw, I conned a Senator from Florida on a stocks deal. A real lop-ear. He thought he was gonna take over General Electric. Some Chantoozie woke him up, though, and he put the feds on me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22943,"The Master wants to know if you are free for lunch. I tell him you will be having other plans, but he insists I ask.","Got a lawn this afternoon, but I'm free until then.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22944,"An erection, huh? Haven't had one of those in a while.","Tell me about it. Scared me at first. Then, before I could figure out what to do with it, it was gone. Imagine my disappointment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22945,"We're gay lovers, what's it to you?","Nothin'! Aside from Max's mother driving me crazy, I'm dancin' on a rainbow! Get him on the line, please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22946,Nuts. We got a big meeting in Vegas coming up. And we're kinda just gettin ready for that right now.,"Let Nice Guy set you up at Long Beach. Give ya some cash, get that Scagnetti fuck off your back, and we'll be talking to ya.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22947,"George, we've got to get you out there before we lose our whole army.","With your support, Horatio. As one of our own who has seen combat with the British, your opinion counts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22948,Maybe. But I'm thinking it might be something like he wants the money for himself.,I don't follow your logic. What does his being nice to you have to do with him wanting Ordell's money?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22949,That's what Koessler wants us to believe. To discredit Low.,"You're assigned, we're assigned, to apprehend Richard Low, not Suspect Zero. I have to tell you, Mack, I'm not comfortable where you're going.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22950,Pulls Wade's hands from the wound. Pours sulfa powder.,About to pour his sulfa. Sees the wound. Stops. Knows it's fatal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22951,I need you to tell me what you remember. What happened to us?,You went out the window. She was beaten and raped. She died in the hospital.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22952,You're doing this to liberate the Remans?,No race should be a slave to another.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22953,"We've known Debbie what, since the eighth grade? How many years of foreplay is that?",She says she 'likes me too much'.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22954,I didn't kill her!,Then why were you at her house?! She didn't want anything to do with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22955,"Okay, shitbag. I'm only going to ask you this once. Where is Friedman?","Who? I don't know who the fuck you're talking about, sunshine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22956,"Hypothetically, how much are we talking?","If you're for real, you're looking at a million credits for viewing rights alone. Doesn't include touring and guest lectures. When can you get them here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22957,Not for the Pentagon it isn't. I'm kissing Mao's ass. And the press is gonna find some way to shaft Nixon on this one.,It's not the press that matters. Nixon's wife is proud of him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22958,I saw your face. You knew that place. You knew those people.,That's the past. It's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22959,"Murder one! God, Louise, can't we even say it was self-defense?",But it wasn't! We got away! We were walkin' away!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22960,I got here as fast as I could. Where's Cathy?,At Annie's house. She's all right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22961,Did something happen to make you care about reality?,"Yes. Conviction. Conviction that I'm onto the truth. You're going to do the same thing to ""poor bastard number four"" that you did to the last three. You're going to run again. And I'm not leaving until you do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22962,"The antidote exists. She taught it to me. The formula is simple, but it takes time to prepare. Trust me. As you have helped me, let me help you.",All right. Hurry. I will hold on as long as I can.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22963,"She's not property, John, she's a person. Were you just going to keep right on lying to her?",What the hell do you think? I love Ann. You think I'm going to tell her about Cynthia and hurt her feelings like that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22964,There's nothing to talk about. Two goddamn times I made it with your old lady. We barely even talked.,That's not how she told it. She said you wrote her every week you were away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22965,The police came to me for help. What could I do?,You could have been honest with me for starters. We work together. I have to be able to trust you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22966,"No, your Eminence. I think he's going to steal the Codex, as early as next week.","Attempt, you mean. The vanity of this man, Hudson Hawk. The Vatican has foiled the advances of Pirates and Terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey. Must you flirt with him so realistically?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22967,"What if the radio stops working? Christ, what if I can't reach you again?","Then you get Mom the hell out. But Dad, those other women weren't supposed to die. We don't try to stop this guy, we're gonna live with that for the rest of our lives.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22968,"What do you want, Will? Who do you want me to be?","Yourself. Good, bad, everything. Just show me who you are for once.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22969,"I very seriously doubt it. I don't think there is any possibility of making peace with England so long as she sees herself safe from invasion. That is why we must increase the pressure on her economy. With Russia in the Continental Blockade, England must collapse. More than 40% of her trade is with the Continent and Russia.",England can make no move against you on the Continent without Austria. A reliable treaty with Austria would end her hopes in that regard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22970,Mr. Schmidt can't have the figures on the television buy until Monday.,"No. Uh, uh. Tell him I asked for it Friday. I want it Friday. Period.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22971,Send it to me through the post office like we arranged. No return address. You dug this up all by yourself?,"You told me to look, so I looked.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22972,What have you got on Miss Mayfield?,"Mayfield? Oh, that girl you were with last night. You haven't hired me yet. Mr. Brandon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22973,You're breaking up. I can't hear you. Theo?,There are cables overhead. Hang on. It'll clear up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22974,This Clear Moon's house?,Yeah. It's time to beat the drum. You better wait here. He don't trust the white man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22975,"Can we hold speed, Mr. Scott?","Aye, sir, she's got her second wind now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22976,I can't talk to him.,"You're in it up to your ass, Leon. You're an accessory. You talk him out of there and they might be a little more understanding of your case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22977,"No! Well, well, well! That's all right, if you like it. Can anybody do that?","Oh no, sir. Some people are natural putterers. Others can never master it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22978,"I planned on catching him, Captain.",How? You don't know the place. You don't know the language. Get on the plane.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22979,Suppose I don't go for that?,"Then I suppose it'd be insurrection, and I suppose I'd have to kill you. I suppose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22980,Don't tell me your ticket was in it?,"No, I've got that, all right. But my money. All I have here is four dollars. I've got to get to New York with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22981,We gotta get her back.,"I'm with you, old man. No one touches my sister like that and gets away with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22982,"No, I wanted other things for you.",You wanted me to be your son.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22983,"If you don't get out of my house right now, I'll call the police.","Jackie, I'm William Starks. I can prove it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22984,"Pressures on, eh Proximo? There's got to be a load of money in this. Why else would you toss a red hot commodity like me out the window?",It's absolutely not like that! This is for your own good! Come on get the rest of your armor on!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22985,"I came here to see that you stay alive. The people need a living breathing alternative to Commodus, a hero.",You mean a symbol of someone who doesn't exist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22986,This whole deal's giving me a serious case of the butt-willies.,"Look, kid, they obviously found your base of operations. If it was a trap, why flip their dicks by announcing themselves?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22987,Where'd you get it?,Lifted it out of a guy's cabin last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22988,And I'm not quite human. So what am I? What do you see? Do you see a life you might have led? Lost youth never to be recaptured?,I see a young man trying desperately to deny who he is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22989,Chick only made you nuts. She cheated on you how many times?,Eight and a half.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22990,"Please, George. I don't want to talk about it anymore.",You've got to talk about it. What about me? You said they stole that plane to bring you here. I didn't want to come. You owe me some responsibility.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22991,"That's the way it is, man. Cellars are dark.","And Hell is hot, but I ain't goin' down there either.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22992,"No, Monsieur Varlac, my warrant is only for you. Now, will you please come down at once. You will be taken back to Chalon for trial.","Citizen Lieutenant, my advice is to leave this town at once with your men. We do not wish to do harm to our brothers in uniform.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22993,I'll take it. And then what?,"Well, then you could swallow it and it'd all dissolve, see? And the moonbeams'd shoot out of your fingers and your toes, and the ends of your hair. Am I talking too much?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22994,"Yes. Where you from, Harry?",California. San Berdoo. Utah's part of my route. Can I ask you a few questions?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22995,I didn't mean it nothin' dirty.,I know you didn't. But you a grown girl. You can handle it. I got to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22996,Nice joint. Can you afford it?,"Nope. The studio pays. Thank you, Harry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22997,"I know. But that's how it should have ended. Your Dad and Mom, riding off into a new life, growing old together, happy.","Allow a man his version of the past. When you get to be my age, you've got enough painful memories, you're allowed to soften a few of the edges up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_22998,When do you expect this inheritance stuff to be straightened out?,Shouldn't be long. A couple of weeks maybe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_22999,Did you do it?,"Sure, son. I went down there and torched the place myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23000,"That's over the border, General.",That's the problem. Apparently they strayed off course. We're certain they've been captured by the guerrillas.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23001,"This is an official matter, Mrs. Peel. No need to take it personally. Where are you going?",To find out who killed my husband.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23002,So you haven't heard this record yet?,No. I thought maybe you could play it for me on your player.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23003,Lovely. How is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali? Zipping through my inheritance per usual?,"Hopefully, though she suspects that your decrepit alcoholic father is diddling the maid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23004,I thought Michael was picking me up.,"I told him, get the important stuff, Kim's ring. I'll collect the inconsequentials.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23005,He's getting his cloak back. We have exhausted our compliment of photon torpedoes. Phaser banks are down to four percent.,What if we target all phasers in a concentrated attack?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23006,Hi. Want a drink?,No thanks. Just wanted to tell you that Dr. St. Luc is coming up to see Nick at ten or so.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23007,"Oh, is it? Buddy boy, in this business if people don't produce, they get fired.",Sloan is the hardest working person I've ever met.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23008,I guess all the suspects are here.,"Mr. Guild means guests! Oh, there are two more to come.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23009,Told you to stay in the hotel!,Thought you was fooling me. Thought you was leaving me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23010,"What is it, Gilbert? Tell mother! What did he say?",He said that father's in town. He's been seeing Julia right along.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23011,The airport is over there!,Never missed a plane yet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23012,But you spoke to him on the phone.,He'd call every once in a while.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23013,"I can't stop thinking about that poor teacher. Goodnight, honey. Don't read late, we've got a big day with the birds tomorrow.",I've identified every little birdie we're going to watch tomorrow on the Eastern Shore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23014,You mean I'd get a chance to talk to her?,"You could consecrate with her, my friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23015,Cigarettes and beer rule! Huh huh.,Yeah! We're with the bureau of cigarettes and chicks! We're gonna score!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23016,Don't let me kill the point. Or isn't it a story for grownups?,You've heard it. About when I looked through the wrong end of a camera finder.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23017,"Can I make a statement? If you request me to go back to Washington with you right now, that is if you want to hear further testimony from me, can you do that? Can you take me with you?","No, that could not be done, Mr. Ruby. There are a good many things involved in that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23018,We are losing dorsal shields.,Full axis rotation to port! Fire all ventral phasers!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23019,You're thinking of sleeping with Mark tonight?,Unless he makes a move during seventh period.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23020,I didn't know you had a price on your head. Vader has given you to the bounty hunter.,You don't know much about much if you think Vader won't want us dead before this is over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23021,Yes and no. Did you recognize him?,No. I only saw his back. He went down another stairwell at the end of the hall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23022,"He already thinks you're out of your mind, Louise, that don't carry much weight with Darryl. Are you at work?","No, I'm callin' from the Playboy Mansion.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23023,"Cause the stoolies are used to street dicks jumpin' him. If word gets around that Feds are in on it too, Gondorff'll fold up the whole thing.",Wouldn't that be too bad. You'd hafta move outa this nice office ya got.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23024,"Stay here with me. Me. Me. Me. And Kevin. That's selfish, huh?","I don't care. He'll never see me or know my name. If we find him, the police will have to take him down. Not me, I'm just looking at evidence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23025,I don't drink coffee.,You must be tired. It'll wake you up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23026,I'm gonna need a squad leader.,No way. Big K taught me I ain't executive material.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23027,I can't print this!,"Why not, it's all true! The board is using this poor guy! They're depressing the stock so they can buy it cheap!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23028,What do you do for fun?,"Oh, you know, the usual. Bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23029,But they're so boring. All small stuff.,It's all about the small stuff. Small lies. Small mistakes. Small oversights. People give themselves away in a traffic violation just as much as they do in a murder case. It's human nature.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23030,"I can't let her down now, Archie.","And when was the last time she put herself out for you? Look, John, whatever she says to you now, in the end you're still a servant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23031,You reach anybody yet?,"We're a thousand miles from anybody else, man. It's going to get a hell of a lot worse before it gets better.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23032,"Donovan, Royalton and Levinson.",Speak up in Donovan's class. He likes people with an opinion. Sit in the back for Royalton. He tends to spit when he talks about products liability.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23033,There's nothing I can do to help her.,"She thinks you can. It wouldn't hurt you to find out if you could, would it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23034,"If this is just the dump site, where did he do the job? Where did he pick her up?",Doped up kids all over town. Park was full of them last night. Very easy pickin'. Goetz's type.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23035,"Mrs. Lefferts, I just want to ask a few questions.",That other policeman already checked under the house and found not a thing amiss.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23036,I'd like a drink.,"Just a second, I've gotta clean this mess up or the dogs'll have it all over the house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23037,"I'm just not like you. Ya know? I'm never going to go to Yale. I'm never going to be ""William"".",Nobody says you have to be like me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23038,What's he scanning for?,PDT'S. Personal-Data Transmitters. Every adult colonist had one surgically implanted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23039,Colonel Munro sent him. He was one of our Mohawk allies.,He is Huron and nothing else. Why would he want to murder the girl?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23040,"Listen to me, boy. I didn't work all my life to get out of this neighborhood for you to move right back in!",I thought you'd be psyched. Just trying to do what you did. Take nothing and make something out of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23041,"What the ""Bowsprit Affair""?","Well, Romeo here was on harbor watch and managed to sweet talk one of the local girls to have a go in the bowsprit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23042,But no one actually saw him die.,"No, Mrs. Lampert. His death is registered with the War Department in Washington.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23043,"I'm tired, too, Frank. If I ain't around no more, it don't mean I don't care fer ye. I care for ye a good deal. I care for you more than anybody they is. We made friends right off the bat.","I care for you, too. But you'll be around, don't say that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23044,I have sworn to uphold the laws of Krypton.,"This discussion is terminated. The decision of the council is final. You will cease pursuing this matter. Any attempt by you to continue, to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace, will be deemed an act of insurrection!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23045,"Hey, what did you want? A lot of fatherly bullshit? A big pat on the back?","From you, pard? Never. Thanks for the graduation present.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23046,I don't give a damn about the gold.,"I wish I could believe that. Either way, you know what I've done. I've got no choice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23047,"If they're not at the light, look for them. I don't want them out there. Get them back to port!","Affirmative, affirmative. Turn the Kids day-sailing back to port. I heard you. Patrol out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23048,"If things get wet, we're going to need someone who can handle that end.",You worry about your end. I got my side covered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23049,"And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that? A family heirloom, perhaps?","Of course. I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23050,What is that tune?,"I don't know. A lullaby I guess. My mother used to hum it to me. And her mother before that, and so on. Hugh Crain, would you care to dance?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23051,"I'm telling you, it's the suits!","Fuck the suits, it's the people monitoring them. It Doc had been there like he's supposed to it never would've happened!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23052,What do you think Napoleon will do?,"I, personally, am convinced that he will withdraw his army from Moscow, and attempt to establish himself in Poland for the winter. In the end, he will not allow himself to be cut off from Paris. But I believe that if he is offered any encouragement, by Your Majesty, he will postpone this decision as long as possible. He is a gambler and he will trust to his luck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23053,What am I gonna eat?,"You can starve to death for all I care. Now shut up, the game's about to start.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23054,Lock this asshole up.,"You think you can lock me up in this piss-ass prison? Hell, this place is motel fuckin' six to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23055,"Except I can't get you out of my head, Grace.",I've thought about you every second since I left. I can still taste you on my lips.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23056,You mean this stuff actually feeds on 'bad vibes'?,Like a goat on garbage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23057,"God, that's what I keep you for.",That's what I been thinkin' about. How you been keepin' me. I ain't getting' nothing outta this gig.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23058,Did God forbid you to tell the truth?,"No. But my revelations were for the King of France, not for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23059,Looks like a diner.,"Diner, huh? Let me tell you what the problem is. I wake up drugged to find what? You've got a ""salesman"" over here reading a three week old newspaper. He's pulling a 211 with a ""trucker"", who happens to be packing a cop issue H&K 9mm. I get tipped that something is going down when she passes me a note. How's that for twisted logic? How did she know there was trouble unless they pulled the guns before I ""walked"" in? And if that's true, why'd they stop and wait until I woke up to gaffle the money? Then I notice how beefy they both are. Hell, even the waitress is cut. All three of them look like they went through the same training program. Ergo they ain't strangers and this isn't what it seems. That's how I knew yo-yo wouldn't get a round off even if I gave him all day. Why?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23060,"Come on, George, no one is going to pay that.",It's already been negotiated. It's done. The money is there waiting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23061,Wow. They sure did a job on you.,Research. I worked the scene right into my story. That makes the medical bills one hundred percent tax deductible.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23062,They met at Auburn.,What about the details? How they fell in love. The Circus. The War. You never told me any of that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23063,"When will he be home, Major?","Four weeks or so, right around Halloween.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23064,"Theoretically, yes. But is the monarchical hierarchy applicable without the underlying social structure to support it?",Of course! It defines society! To deny the precept is to say that order is an arbitrary distinction applied by the society itself!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23065,Why did they block the door again?,To keep the daylight out! This is where they sleep! Get to the door!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23066,"My daddy never gave me anything without my having to sweat for it. Every summer, the way they kept me and Junior out of trouble was to send us to Big Daddy's farm. We would get up with the chickens. Every summer the fence had to be repaired. The barn needed a coat of paint. We had to pip all of Big Mama's hundred laying hens and go to church all day on Sunday. For Big Daddy, calluses and sweat were the mark of a man. Sunny will never have to bust his knuckles like we did.","I want Sunny to have an advantage that you and I never had, but he needs discipline, and you are not helping when I tell him to do something and you allow him to get out of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23067,I'm fucking serious. Where's Telly?,Telly's not here right now. I believe he went downtown. Casper too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23068,My name is Sam Lowry. I have to report to Mr Warren.,"Thirtieth floor, sir. You're expected.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23069,The bag with the envelopes.,Oh that. Don't worry about that. Nobody's gonna steal it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23070,"Just stop right there, Sally. We've been through this.","You've been through it. That's how you love people. When it's easy for you, when it's convenient for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23071,You've been following me?,"Her. It's an obvious move. I'm building a case against her, remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23072,We have a boy on the line. He says he's Thomas Smith and he's calling from the house.,"It's a crank, Louise. C'mon, don't waste my time with that!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23073,"Aye, Toddy, there is something in what you say.","There is much in what I say, Gray, and if you have any regard for your neck you'll leave now and stay away from my house, my school, and from me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23074,"If we go along the northern ridge, we can get there first.","There's no ""we"". There's a me. All I have to do is make it along the north wall to Bitker Ladder. What you're doing is going back down to the station to get help. And don't put on that mad face.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23075,In your backyard? How do you protect them?,It's private property. Plus I have Hector.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23076,"Brother, you think and talk sometimes like a little child. Tonight we pull a mansize crast.","Good. Real horrorshow. Initiative comes to them as waits. I've taught you much, my little droogies. Now tell me what you have in mind, Georgie Boy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23077,Didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.,I swear to you that's all that happened. I haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23078,"Alright miss, calm down. I just need this lane open. I need you to pull your vehicle onto the shoulder!",You're not listening to me! You have to do something!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23079,"The room number, Benjamin. I think you ought to tell me that.",Oh? You're absolutely right. Absolutely. It's 512.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23080,I believe you have a message for him?,"Nothing important, but may I speak to him now?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23081,What was it Jessica wanted us to do with this chest again?,Something about showing the world what Principal Collins has done.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23082,What the fuck is going on? When did you get out of jail?,"Pablo used his influence. Now, George, watch what you say. Everybody hears everything. A lot of things get said and done that, well, let's just say this isn't America. Life is cheap here, you know? No offense, but you know what I'm saying?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23083,If I go across to Santa Rosa I'll come onto the freeway much earlier.,"Yeah, and the freeway's well-lighted, isn't it, Mitch?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23084,Did you know Noah Goldstein?,I had him in two classes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23085,And there was a third man there. I suppose that doesn't sound peculiar to you.,I'm not interested in whether a racketeer like Lime was killed by his friends or by accident. The only important thing is that he's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23086,"Forget about that. You run if you want to, but you're not taking this car.","Claude, man, I'm serious. Give me those keys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23087,We got a problem?,Our computer went on the fritz again. David came up to fix it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23088,"God, I'll have to go on a plane.","We'll worry about that later. Now come on, tell me that you're special.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23089,Hey yourself. Came by to see Troy.,"A little late for that, Scottie. He's asleep. Jack Daniels?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23090,Why didn't you call me?,"He didn't give me a chance. Look, honey, don't get upset, but he's not taking your case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23091,"Each to his fate, lad.","Each to his fate. Wait for me at the inn. If I am not back by dawn, you will know my fate, and you must go on without me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23092,"Elaine, not yet. I promise you I really can change.",Then why don't you take the job that Louie Netz offered you at Boeing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23093,"I was just wastin' time, peanut, till you come back.","It's me who's wastin' time, Sailor, bein' with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23094,"Yeah, man. Let's throw a bachelor party with drugs, booze and broads.",Yeah. Right. All the things that make life worth living.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23095,"That, and the sweet smell of two hundred million bucks.","Well, you know me. The more they've got, the less they're worth. This guy must be the most worthless man in America.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23096,She's got nothing to do with this. Let her go.,"Yeah, right to the cops. No way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23097,There are more important things than tits.,"Really? If you can name me one thing, one single thing, that is more sublime than the feel of a plump pink nipple between my lips, I will buy you a new cathedral.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23098,Here's the list of all Sheldon's credit charges. Nothing after the Silver Creek. Any calls?,Just from his agent.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23099,The suspects! They won't come.,"Oh, they'll come. I'll have Guild issue the invitations.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23100,Miss Caswell got lucky too late. The audition is over.,Over? It can't be. I've come to read with her. I promised Max.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23101,It's not another one. It's my sister. Aren't you happy for her?,She's only known the guy a few months.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23102,There's only two hardware stores on the whole Island. We'll check that out. What about the blood?,Not a drop. Maybe the guy works for the Red Cross.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23103,In time I'm sure it will all come back to you.,"Doctor, my memory is fine. It's my sanity I'm beginning to worry about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23104,I think I might be. But there'll be some changes made. I run a tight house.,"I have no doubt of that. I'll come by in the morning and we'll arrange it. Goodnight, Mrs. Watchit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23105,The northern border's gotten a bit hairy. Their MiGs are playing tag with our Tomcats and our boys are just itching to engage.,Tell our boys to cool their jets. I don't need `em creating policy for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23106,Looks like that's not all they admired.,"Yup. The whole rig. I don't care much about the rest, but I surely will miss that bay. Least they didn't kill me. That was right considerate, I thought. They were laughing when they left me. Thought it was real funny. I walked for a little while but there was no use, so I gave it up. Figured it was just bad luck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23107,"I don't want to be here. Don't worry, I love you, Daddy, I do. But I want to go home.","Jesus. Listen, Jill, tell you what. Tomorrow morning, you still want to go home, I'll drive you down. I'll get off work or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23108,You've heard the rumours they're going to resettle us in the East?,"Rumours, rumours, you take it all too much to heart, Wladek.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23109,It's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.,Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent. Don't you think that's kinda funny?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23110,Because I made a vow. Never to interfere in the destiny of your planet.,But what good is a vow if everything gets blown away? What good was my letter?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23111,"You sent them out there and you didn't even warn them, Burke. Why didn't you warn them?","Look, maybe the thing didn't even exist, right? And if I'd made it a major security situation, the Administration would've stepped in. Then no exclusive rights, nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23112,We're gonna get paid to score.,"Yeah, heh heh, and then we're gonna get a big-screen TV! Heh heh.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23113,He didn't give you an address? He didn't give you a phone number?,Nothing. Two nights later I was robbed. I'm pretty sure they were pros.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23114,"Pretty handy with that scatter gun, Epps. You raised on a farm?",Seen a lota movies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23115,I must follow the Slayers. They've taken Lyssa.,"You will not follow the Slayers, you will obey my command! You have no chance alone, boy. You must try to break through to Ynyr. He has great knowledge. Only with his help can you save Lyssa.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23116,"How could I? Dave, as you know, President Kennedy was assassinated on Friday. A man named Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested as a suspect and then was murdered yesterday by a man named Jack Ruby. We've heard reports that Oswald spent the summer in New Orleans and we've been advised you knew Oswald pretty well.",That's not true. I never met anybody named Oswald. Anybody who told you that has to be crazy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23117,Stop it now. Stop it. I've brought some friends to meet you. They're next door waiting. Do we have anything to eat? They're all starving.,Tell them to go away. I don't want to see anybody.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23118,"You read about it, I'm sure.","In the papers. I don't tear out the articles. I wouldn't want them to think I was dwelling on anything morbid. You want to know how he's choosing them, don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23119,I'm gonna go look at it again.,I'm sorry if I was in the way. It was totally impressive. Great piece.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23120,"You mean, on a date?",Yes. A real date. Dinner and a movie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23121,You're working together to set me up! I'm leaving!,"How dare you accuse us? I always knew you had stolen the sword! I've done nothing but protect you and your family. And you're repaid me with nothing but contempt. Li Mu Bai himself spared you, and all you do is insult him. We wanted some peace and you've ruined it all! You're no sister of mine!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23122,Oh really? How much money did he put up?,None. But his dad gave me fifty grand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23123,Supernumerary. It means better than expected.,Then why not just fuckin' say better than expected? Everybody knows what better than expected means.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23124,Like the last time? How many people killed back then? How many kids?,Al here lost his boy 10 years back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23125,Goddamnit! D'you tell him we need it right now?,I told him we had to get the umbilical unhooked ASAP.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23126,But the bridge has been pulled down!,The English are rebuilding it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23127,"Glenn? No, I don't know any Glenn.",He said he stayed here last November.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23128,"So you can call me ""naive,"" Mister LaPlante.","Hey, you could call me ""Bernie,"" forget the ""Mister LaPlante"" stuff. You are naive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23129,"You bet. And if Miyamoto there had been in a hurry to cast off, he coulda left this line behind on Carl's boat.",And replaced it later with the new one. That's your inference?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23130,Because I'm a virgin and I don't want no baby.,"You think I want a baby? When you're with me, you don't have to worry about that kinda stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23131,"Yes, but your major is Fashion Merchandising. Harvard won't be impressed that you aced ""History of Lycra"". What are your backups?",I don't need backups. Harvard is the school I'm going to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23132,What is this? That's my money. You tryin' to muscle me?,"If your system's as foolproof as you say, you'll get even more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23133,You said he was a deserter.,"That's what he says. He could be a spy, or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23134,"Edward will give you your breakfast, Amy.",I had my breakfast while you were still asleep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23135,Turn on navigation lights.,"Approaching point of origin. Closing at 20 kilometers, 15 and slowing. Ten. Five. Gentlemen, we are directly above the source of the transmission.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23136,"Take a pill, kid. I just meant stay cool.","You meant that, but you meant the other, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23137,"Well, I'm a very well-funded old son of a bitch. You go.","But alone? We always had great success together, you and I.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23138,Our contract guys are working on the Kross pension funds. There's another forty million there. We can bleed'm dry.,Put the pension funds on hold until I say otherwise.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23139,What can I possibly do to encourage such an impulse in you?,You don't have to do a thing. Chemically we are already quite sympathetic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23140,"Trace memories in the brain, perhaps.","Stolen memories. Stolen and hazy. They taunt me in my dreams. I've seen a beautiful woman lying back and beckoning for me to love her. Whose woman was this? I've seen boys playing, splashing about in a stream. Whose childhood friends were these? Who am I?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23141,"Come on, Bill, don't talk to me about how much money's involved. It's my money.","And some of it's mine. Edward, his jugular's exposed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23142,"You broke that idiot's jaw for no reason other than your boredom. Tell the truth, Roland. Aren't you even interested in knowing this expedition's quarry?","Ajay. Go on up to my ranch, take a look around the trophy room, and tell me what kind of quarry you think could possibly be of any interest to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23143,I don't see the connection.,"The connection is, it did a head number on him. He's petrified of cars. Won't drive. I've known him all my life, and he's never gotten behind the wheel of a vehicle. He rides passenger and he rides horses, and that's it. The man that shot Leo down was behind the wheel of a moving car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23144,It was the fugitive in the Chrysler that caused this. We were trying to overtake him.,No reason to kill innocent bystanders. Shit. I can't hardly move my neck.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23145,"Nicky, Nicky, you're not listenin' to me. I'm here to help you. What's the matter with you? You're gonna bury us both.","Just give me the money. Fuckin' give me the fuckin' money, Sammy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23146,No way to start a partnership.,"Get this. We ain't partners. We ain't brothers. We ain't friends. I'm puttin' you down and keepin' you down until Ganz is locked up or dead. And if Ganz gets away, you're gonna be sorry we ever met.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23147,Maybe they didn't want it back. Maybe the whole fat deal was insured.,Maybe. But there's always somebody whose interest's at stake.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23148,Dad! What're they doing? Wuddya think they're doin' with Mom?,"It's okay, Scotty. They're not gonna want to hurt her any. These men, they just want money, see.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23149,"Somebody got wind of it, killed them all.","It wasn't the Negroes. The Griffith Park report was a phony. And, who says the purple Merc was spotted outside the Nite Owl?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23150,Don't you live at home?,"No, on the campus. I haven't any family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23151,"The shadows suit us, Frost. We've existed this way for thousands of years. Who are you to challenge our ways?","Someone who's sick of living off scraps. The coming age belongs to us, not the humans! When the final war between our races comes, who do you want leading the charge?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23152,The World Series. You called Buford's homer.,"Wasn't too tough, buddy. Game happened almost thirty years ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23153,You try calling the police?,What good is that? They couldn't stop him. And it'd just make him mad. They don't know him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23154,"Divorce? An alcoholic relative? Tell me, did Chip torture animals when he was young?","No, he did not! We are a loving supportive family, Mr. Stubbins.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23155,"Heck, you don't know! You're just whistlin' Dixie here! I'm sayin', the cops, they can advise us on this! I'm sayin' call a professional!","No! No cops! That's final! This is my deal here, Wade! Jean is my wife here!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23156,"I can't believe it. Oh God, I can't believe it. You're an angel, Auggie. An angel from heaven.","Fuck this angel shit. Just take the dough, Ruby. But no bawling, okay? I can't stand people who blubber.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23157,"That's not faith, it's physics. The second law of thermodynamics.",And you believe this law with all your heart and soul.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23158,I'm not gonna put that shit in my purse.,They won't search you. I promise. You haven't done anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23159,Why didn't you tell me? Why wasn't it in our files?,He didn't want anyone to know. He kept it out of the papers. He said a third wife was bad for his image. You've got to protect me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23160,Could it have damaged the ship?,It didn't seem like much of a bump. I'm sure we're okay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23161,That's what he says. I got a man from headquarters checking up on it now.,"Good. You've got nothing to worry about. Soon as the report comes in, you'll be released. And listen, don't talk so loud. Take it easy. Coast a little.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23162,I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life.,I would pay one hundred pounds just to see him hang.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23163,"Not a whole helluva lot. His final transmission was mangled. About something or someone called ""Ahab"". Whatever it is, it cost him his life.",He was the best there was. That makes three agents lost.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23164,When will his trial be?,"Wallace's? For treason there is no trial. Tomorrow he will be charged, then executed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23165,Where did you get that thing?,"I bought it. Twenty-nine ninety-five on sale at Goldbaum's TV and Radio. Well, that just about takes care of it, I guess. You'll be able to watch the ball games. You know, as a little break from your work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23166,We'll raid the Ace the moment we get a warrant.,He'll be ready when you do. Remember what happened at the apartment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23167,"Does ""they"" mean the White House?",As opposed to the Committee? The Committee's not an independent operation. Everything is cleared with the White House. I don't think that the FBI or the prosecutors understand that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23168,I'm only on TV because I gotta be able to hang around the casino. You understand that. You know that. Come on.,Your fuckin' ass! You could have had the food and beverage job without goin' on television! You wanted to go on TV.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23169,"I got your goddamn money, you little punk. Now where's my daughter?",I am through fucking around! Drop that fucking briefcase!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23170,That twenty-five thousand dollars is money I collected for Nixon in this year's campaign.,I see. And how do you think it reached Miami?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23171,"Okay, I gotta go.",I'm stopping by later. I'm worried about you. Bye.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23172,"You tell me you want these guys off your back. Next thing I know, you're saying yeah, maybe they can have a piece of Mr. Lovejoy. I couldn't believe my fuckin' ears.","I said I'd think about it. What does that mean? In this town, nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23173,"I'm sorry, but I sleep better when I know I'm with the winning side.","We're gonna be the winning side. It's like Rothstein said about that guy in Austria. We're gonna use Maranzano and Masseria. Let 'em knock each other bloody. And then, when everybody's screamin' for peace, we step in to make it. What they're fight in' over, everybody will beg us to take.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23174,We ain't got nothing to talk about.,"I messed up, okay, I know that. But I ain't that kid's father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23175,I can't do it.,That's because you're soft. Gimme the gun.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23176,"Well, if that's what you want to call it. I didn't ever think it would come to this. I guess I am, boss.","I will not have any damned ultimatums put to me, Lou. I'll accept your resignation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23177,How did your mama die?,You don't need to know all of that. You're just a boy. You need to think about good thoughts while you're still a boy. They'll be plenty of time for the other.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23178,It's too light yet.,Better go on back and get some more sleep. You'll need it later on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23179,Where'd you wire him?,"On the nine o'clock train. That's the one he took, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23180,"That French ventriloquist taught you a lot, didn't he?",There was nothing he didn't know. There's a message from the bartender. Does Miss Channing know we ordered domestic gin by mistake?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23181,The sheriff says it was a gang of drunk Kansas boys.,I say we ride into town and kill us some Pinkertons and railroad men.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23182,My name's Lydia. And it seems you and I have a lot in common.,You said you knew where my fiance was the other night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23183,Did you tell her that you loved her?,Like. Like. Never love. Love is for low-level virgin seduction guys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23184,"We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though, you're okay. You shot a real son of a bitch.","Yeah. I sure know that. Yeah, but how many more are out there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23185,Do you know where we can find him?,He's at the Beverly Wilshire.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23186,Roger. You better get back there and monitor the regulatory unit.,"Captain, the coffee machine is jammed and I don't like it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23187,I don't pick up any life form concentration down there. She'd better be right.,They must be shielded somehow. I'm sure the base is there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23188,"If God intended our proximity to Asia, do you believe he would have waited for you to show it to the world?",Did He not choose a carpenter's son to reveal Himself to the world?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23189,There are some people who think the outside loop is reckless and irresponsible.,"How could it be irresponsible, Sir, if you were the first man in the world to do it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23190,How many planes did we lose?,"I'm not certain, Mister President. But I believe it was four.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23191,What sign? Fuck the sign. I want my car.,I want my hundred and forty-five dollars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23192,"You met him. Walt Waldowski, the Dental Officer.","Nice guy, for an enamel surgeon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23193,"So, how did you learn that the Gestapo was out to get you?","During an enforced hour-long interval because of a power failure at a concert here in Berlin, Albert Speer, the Minister of Armaments, said to me, 'You look very tired Dr. Furtwängler, you should go abroad for a while.' I knew exactly what he meant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23194,What happened when he was 17?,Every music school in the country rejected him and he turned to computers. Stay here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23195,Because I didn't know! I don't have the faintest idea what they're doing here.,"Ruining everything, that's what they're doing. You could choke on the diesel smoke already!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23196,I do? Sure I do. Can we speak off the record? I'm a fair man. I'm willing to sit down with her and tell her side of the story.,I wouldn't want you to compromise your ethics.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23197,You don't feel any emotion about it one way or the other?,No. I have to stay functional until my mission is complete. Then it doesn't matter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23198,How did it get Mrs. McKeltch?,She said the frog came from around the Copper Ridge. She must've been behind the hill.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23199,"I want to interview Earl Williams, Warden. How about a little service?","No more interviews. Besides, a doctor's coming over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23200,"Yeah well, it's been a bad day.",A bad day! You wanna hear a bad day? Yesterday my son was smashed over by a car and when my wife found out she collapsed on the floor. She had a minor heart attack. Partial paralysis. But I don't let myself get sad. No way. Not me. It's not good for the soul.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23201,"If you meant it, you wouldn't show it to me, Betty. Or am I supposed to deliver it to dear Inspector Killaine?",Wrote it in the waiting room of the Hudson Bay Store. With somebody's Pekingese trying to climb into my lap. Perhaps you're right. Perhaps I didn't mean it. All I know is that I'm licked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23202,You lied to me.,"You want to know what your problem is, Jeff? You want to believe so bad, you'll buy anything. It's true. Look at you. You're gullible and you're gutless.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23203,We gotta fight sometime. Let us at least recruit our regimes to full strength.,"No, I don't want to give Barzini an excuse to start fighting.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23204,It is my business. It's my name.,But the rest is me. I'll dress like I want.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23205,And how come you call yourselves Cowboys? Cowhands ride for the brand.,"Oh, we ride for a brand all right. This brand. How 'bout you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23206,I guess they don't have fax machines on elephants.,"I have been trying to reach Wilfred with no success. As one grows older, one yearns for family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23207,What I meant was have a lawyer do the negotiating for you.,I want to talk to them first. I know more now about Ordell's money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23208,And who may I ask is Carl?,Just a boy. He's picking me up this morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23209,Maybe we should pay Luther a visit.,Let him get some sleep. He's going to need it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23210,Aren't you scared Kinnear will find out?,He won't. He thinks I'm simple.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23211,"This is Persian, if I'm not mistaken.",Very good. It's sixth century B.C. Do you like the period?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23212,Who else was involved in this?,"No one, sir. It was just me. I did the proofing so I inserted my article in place of Rob Crane's.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23213,I won't leave you here.,"You will do as I tell you. You will try to reach Ynyr, the old one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23214,You wanted to get the truth.,"No, I didn't. I wanted to humiliate him. For what he did to Dunbar. For fucking over the little guy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23215,She didn't even hardly talk to anyone in school. All year. She didn't even go to the prom.,I heard she got straight A's.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23216,I got surprises for everybody!,Bought at the airport.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23217,"You have already done everything which is necessary for the honor of your Prince. I will forever bear testimony that your resistance has been gallant and was continued as long as there was hope. But now, I beg you to listen to the admonitions of humanity. I beg you to consider my terms for your surrender.","However I may apprise such testimony from Monsieur Montcalm, Fort William Henry is strong and stands.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23218,You don't know that. It could be a trick.,If we step on a mine we'll know it was. Let me see the maps.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23219,And what does this do to our bargain? I cannot afford the piano if you mean me to pay.,"No, no payment. I have given it back. I don't want it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23220,Of course they're gonna lose. We'll watch them lose. What good is heartbreak if we don't experience it firsthand?,The Red Sox are your problem. I never understood about you and the Red Sox. Everybody rooted for the Yankees.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23221,"Well, you shouldn't worry about him too much, David.",What do I tell my mama when I get home? I didn't find him and that's what I wanted to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23222,He's a menace to the whole world! It's our duty to turn him in.,But he isn't a menace! He told me what he came here for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23223,"They'll understand us, all right!","Sure, sure! Everybody understands you wave the white flag, you wanna be friends.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23224,"I am listening, my son.","Father, I have betrayed my family. I betrayed my men. And I betrayed you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23225,There's Peggy with Michael Fitzsimmons.,That commie beatnik? What's she doing with him? Wait'll I tell Charlie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23226,Okay. I give you my word. Is ever'thing gonna be okay? Are you all right?,"Ever'thing's okay, boy. I kindly want to put my arm around ye for a minute and then I'm gonna go on and leave here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23227,"You are dying, too.",No. The disease was cut away from me. I will live. I will live.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23228,"You're not protecting the world, you're obstructing progress!",I don't consider uncontrollable toxic waste progress!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23229,Catherine Tramell. It's part of her game.,"First you've got her buying your file. Now you've got her killing Nilsen. Forget her, willya? Go someplace. Sit in the sun. Get away from this goddamn fog. Get her out of your system.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23230,Even though it was only his cousins that were killed?,"But that could've happened to him. Or to me, if I'd been alive. Or you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23231,"Not that far, only halfway. You sure you know what you're doing?","Relax. I've flown with my old man a million times. And he always told me, the taking off part is easy, it's the landing you've got to worry about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23232,I've drunk enough tonight.,Another little drop'll never do you any harm.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23233,Do you know how she found the apartment?,Through a rental agency.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23234,How you gonna do that with government and rules everywhere?,Easy. You get enough money that you grow an ass big enough for the whole world to kiss.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23235,Shouldn't we tell Homer?,"If Homer wanted to know what was happening here, he could pick up a telephone and call us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23236,"What was your weakness, sir?","I'm not sure, exactly. I had monsters on the brain. I wanted to get these guys, every one of them. I got obsessive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23237,"Unless we're supposed to whack out the fuckin' pilot, I don't think we're gonna have to work in the next five hours.",I don't want to show up hammered. We're supposed to be representing Max.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23238,"I know you will, Bruce. Are you going to live with your mother?",Just for the first year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23239,This is no time to disappear. We're in too far.,Bill? Stop panicking. Kross isn't going anywhere and I don't need to spend the rest of the day watching his stock go down. I'll be in the office tomorrow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23240,"I came clean. I told it like it happened on the boat. So what if I left out how I got there? It's got so many holes in it, the D.A. would've told me to blow amnesty out my ass. So you got what you wanted out of me. Big fucking deal.",And this is why you never told the D.A.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23241,"No, it was our first date.",Looks like it was your only date. Unless you go to his funeral.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23242,Afraid of the hospital?,Deathly afraid of it. Her people were poor tenant farmers and she doesn't know anything about doctors or medicine or hospitals.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23243,"Where they taking us, anyway?",Probably to Spanky's headquarters down at the pier.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23244,No. I have the space. I figured it out. This is what I want to do.,"Alright. I'll ask Pablo, tell him it's for you. I don't think there will be a problem.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23245,"Well, today's Saturday and it's still not here.","Jesus, Peggy. Take it easy. I'm not used to that stuff. You always did the bills. Blame the damn post office.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23246,Who gives a shit about the midterms now? The Soviets are putting nuclear weapons ninety miles away from us.,"You mean there's something more important than votes? Didn't think I'd live to see the day, Ken.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23247,Have you told Richard Low about Amarillo?,I can't. The chat room isn't open for another five days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23248,What did you want me to do with it? They were all over the house.,"Are you fucking nuts? That was forty, fifty thousand. I need it. I was depending on that money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23249,Without having them hit the alarms.,"I got an idea on that one. Once you're up there, you gotta hold those guards down till some backup can get there. There's a security camera room that videotapes everything. You've gotta destroy every last one of those tapes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23250,"I'll admit it's a weakness. I don't think he enjoys it. All right, he does enjoy it, so what? What do you expect me to do about it?",There's nothing you can do. I'm not asking you to do anything. You came into my office.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23251,"Computer, can it be repaired?",Negative. The Beryllium sphere will have to be replaced.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23252,You didn't jump in.,That's my memory. And it seemed absolutely real.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23253,And Cal's this massive adult?,Cal knows who he is. Did you notice how happy Joe was when the drugs came out tonight?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23254,"We got the Sphere but the Commander's down there with a bunch of cannibals! Teb, reset the pod, we're going back.","That thing's not going to get us down there fast enough. Face it, he's dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23255,"Where's your gun, your pistol?","In my bag, in the car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23256,I would have killed him.,Everything would have been better if you had. You'd have liked your grandmother. And there'd be a girl out there that'd have her mother. I remember reading about her in the paper. They couldn't find her father and her mother was dead. I still feel guilty about that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23257,We'll get those answers when you find the one you're looking for.,"That's not going to happen, George, unless you get us the help you promised us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23258,What the hell is that? Resting his eyes! It's not like he's some goddamned air traffic controller!,"Actually, that's his night job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23259,"It has the ability to consume organic material at the subatomic level. I can't overestimate the danger of Thalaron radiation, Jean Luc. A microscopic amount could kill every living thing on this ship in a matter of seconds.",Understood. Keep on it. I need to know what he has and how to neutralize any threat. Give me options.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23260,What did you do to your hair?,"It was making me nervous, so I chopped it off. Big mistake, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23261,But why must you indulge in his pornography?,"It's a hard day's wages, slaving away for madmen. What I've seen in life, it takes a lot to hold my interest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23262,"Shall I be forced to feed you, David?",This is absurd. I'm not hungry. I don't want any food.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23263,Don't you like her?,"Well, of course I like her. She's a peach.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23264,Hello. uh. my name is Jeffrey Beaumont. Is Detective Williams in?,"Oh, yes, Jeffrey. Come in. He'll be back any minute now. You're welcome to wait. Is it urgent?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23265,I consider them linked.,I beg to differ. One is a command decision on your part. The other represents nothing more than the occasional over-exuberance of field officers attempting to carry out their duty in difficult circumstances.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23266,It's the least I could do. I heard shouting.,Just the damn cable TV company. You know how they are. Did you hear about Dottie Hinkle?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23267,"Didn't you once dream you could lick people well, though?",That wasn't a dream. That was Sam.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23268,We just cleared all four floors. No sign of him.,Damn! Where the hell is he? We should've found him by now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23269,My father didn't die in a fire?,"Fire? What are you talking about? He had cancer, John.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23270,Your mother couldn't make it?,"She's at the premiere of ""A Cold Day In Hell"". But I think she send someone from Acquisitions.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23271,And you believed him?,"I saw it with my own fucking eyes! See, that's his best trick. No illusions. Just the truth. Are you ready for that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23272,"Well, I think we're reaching the point of diminishing returns here, right? Certainly it's learning more about us than we'll ever learn about it.","But why is it doing what it's doing? Given it's resources, it could have done anything. Presented me with your double, and you with mine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23273,Isn't there a stigma? Bankrolling this guy?,Stigma? Larry! 60 billion buys you some slack in this world.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23274,"He's out there somewhere, causing trouble just to upset me.",You're imagining it. You're letting things prey on your mind.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23275,Pinkerton. It's been eight months. I see robberies. I see hold ups. But I do not see men on the end of nooses.,"All of the James Gang's encounters have been with local law enforcement who, quite frankly, are no match for this group's cunning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23276,I'm sick and I'm in love.,You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23277,This prison gives out $400 suits?,What are you talkin' about? This suit's mine. It cost $900.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23278,"There's nothing to be scared of, baby. It's just another storm. Try to get some sleep.",I can't. The voice man is coming to get me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23279,What does she do for you?,"Who says she does anything for me? She's my friend. When my friends get into trouble, I like to help 'em out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23280,"That's all we did, steal their ride.","Get that car the hell away from here, now! I spend a lot of money to keep the cops cool. But this is the kinda shit that pisses everybody off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23281,The blood is still there. We just gotta figure out where.,In his grave there was a cloth or a dress or something. Covered with blood.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23282,"You'll be dining with the Captain, and he requests you wear this.",Tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23283,How did you survive?,I used my body on the guards. It gave me control. I got to a gun and I took my chance. I've never told anyone that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23284,You're telling me this maniac is a cop? What the hell am I supposed to do with that one?,"Call the FBI. Use a pay phone. Don't give 'em your name, Dad. Just tell 'em that it was Shepard who killed Finelli and Clark and the others. That he's the Nightingale.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23285,"Well, why'd you shoot him?",I had to shoot him! It was the only decent thing to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23286,"I don't even know what you're talkin' about, Nick.","No? You said I'm bringin' heat on you?! I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' shit?! You're ordering me out?! You better get your own fuckin' army, pal!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23287,"I can't go home. After Lewton's, they'll be after me.","We're takin' you to a cabin in the woods, it's only a couple miles from my house. Keep off the highways, they'll be lookin' for us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23288,"You flirt with me, then you run cold. You lead me on, then slap me down. I don't go for being jerked around.","Really? And what game did you want to play? You carry my box for me, and I fall into bed with you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23289,"Oh, Elliot, please! I can't be a party to this! I'm suddenly wracked with guilt just standing her talking to you on the street!",Your guilt is because you feel the same.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23290,What about the money you owe me on yesterday's game?,Fuck yesterday's game. The World Series is seven games not six. Put in my bet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23291,Tell me where I can find her.,I don't want you to go near her. She's bad news.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23292,"I'm sorry, Danny. It won't happen again. I'm going to use a brand-new power cell. Plus we'll have a back-up timer.","I've gotta kill some Jews, Kyle. I'm serious. I'm always talking about it. This time it's gotta happen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23293,Any other I.D.s come up?,Not yet. Called FBI yesterday. Thompson's going to try CIA this afternoon. Y'never know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23294,"I'm sorry, Mr. Brown. I'm sure you're very good, but at the moment, I've got nothing for you. If something comes up, we'll give you a call.","Shit! You just don't want to hire a nigger, that's all. I knew this was a scam. I shouldn'ta come.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23295,He's just a deep sleeper.,"He's not breathing, Mom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23296,I can't go like this. Can't you wait a few minutes 'til I'm ready?,"No way. I'm so happy I'm about to bust. Here, honey. This is for you. It cost me my whole savings, but I said what the fuck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23297,Where'd they take Lisa?,Precinct Six. I sent a friend over with bail money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23298,Is my pupil still anxious to learn the art of music?,"Well, your pupil is married and living in Mannheim, young man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23299,Exactly! You are on foreign soil. You are a representative of the occupying forces. Or haven't you checked a map lately?!,These lands were taken by force from Mexico in the illegal War of American Aggression.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23300,Just three questions. The Miyamoto family bought your seven acres for $4500?,Tried to. Defaulted on their payments.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23301,He wants a reconciliation.,See the tape. Then we can discuss reconciliation. Rex screwed up and I nailed his ass. Now I'm going to have it mounted and have my girlfriends over to throw darts at it. Then I'm getting on with my life. That's all I'm after.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23302,We can't play today?,Thursday. Thursday. We'll play Thursday. We'll play the Contessa and the chauffeur.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23303,You've done me a great service.,It would have been uncivil of me to have let you make such a long trip for nothing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23304,How she doing? I ran into her last night.,"She's blaming herself for Sheila. I know how it feels. I've been thinking about Kristen. Maybe I could've stopped it, if I'd listened.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23305,Are you afraid of his reaction? Of his finding you silly for thinking of such things?,"No. I don't know. I haven't told him about the garbage thing because I'm pissed off at him right now. He's letting some old college buddy stay at our house for a couple of days, and he didn't even ask me about it. I mean, I would've said yes, I just wish he would've asked.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23306,She hasn't called you?,"I tried to talk to her when she was up there, but they wouldn't put me through. I'm surprised she hasn't called.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23307,"I'm thinking I might walk tonight, Frank.",Nice night for it. I'll have Louis send your car home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23308,Are you telling me you didn't send Mary a letter outlining our deal?,Why the fuck would I do that? I'd be screwing myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23309,"It's a beautiful boat, Sir Elliot. Practically glows in the dark.","I can tell you're a man with an eye for exquisite possessions, Mr. Bond. Darling! Come here. I want you to meet my wife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23310,"This is where he marked on the map, Scully. Where he says those fossils were unearthed.",I don't see any evidence of an archeological or any other kind of digsite. Not even a sewer or a storm drain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23311,He's running the show.,"I'm running the show. I make the plays, and you back the plays I make. Stop thinking with your fucking balls. Kate in a room with a couple of desperate men with nothing to fucking lose ain't the time to ""go for it."" I need your cover. Cover my ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23312,Can I pour you one?,"Thanks, but I've got to be going. Unfortunately, Doc, this isn't a social visit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23313,Can you stand? We've got to get out of here before those Tuskens come back.,"I can't make it. You go on, master Luke. It doesn't make sense for you to risk yourself on my account. I'm done for.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23314,Did she tell you where she was callin' from?,"No, but my guess is they're headed west, so prob'ly Texas. Their money must be runnin' low. I don't think Sailor had much to begin with, if any, and Lula took the six hundred she had saved in the Cherokee Thrift.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23315,Your impatience is quite understandable.,I am impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23316,Did you have an accident in the lake?,No. It was just a normal summer. I've never been able to figure it out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23317,Who's driving the boat?,Nobody. We're drifting with the current.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23318,I'm on my way home. Can you handle it yourself?,"Oh, no. Please don't make me go by myself. I'm scaaaaaaaaaared.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23319,Are we gonna split up?,"No, never. Don't even think about that, it's impossible. I love your mother. And you are my heart. Could I live without my heart? Could I?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23320,"If Paulie finds out, we got problems.","Fuck Paulie. If Batts' crew finds we whacked him, we got real problems.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23321,"Just a little nervous, that's all.",Luther always told me to bite my toenails when I get nervous. You see yourself doin' that and you realize it ain't worth it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23322,We were probably in school together. You went to Berkley?,Class of eighty-six! I didn't know you were there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23323,"Because if they don't, I'll raise such a war-cry against them that they will remember us forever!","Well. I'd love to see that, but after taking counsel with my captains, I felt it would be better to first bring the food into the city, then wait till Alencon arrives with reinforcements before doing anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23324,"This isn't about you, Scully. They're doing this to me.","They're not doing this, Mulder. I left behind a career in medicine because I thought I might make a difference at the FBI. When they recruited me they told me women made up nine percent of the bureau. I felt this was not an impediment, but an opportunity to distinguish myself. But it hasn't turned out that way. And now, if I were to be transferred to Omaha, or Wichita or some field office where I'm sure I could rise, it just doesn't hold the interest for me it once did. Not after what I've seen and done.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23325,"Hey, take it easy. I'm just a dude trying to make a buck.","Bullshit. I see you look at everything, study everything, ask questions. I know exactly what you're doing. Empty your pockets.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23326,Here's the data on the Clyde deal.,Good. I'll take this along with me. Tell Clyde I'll see him tomorrow. I'm sick and tired of the delay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23327,"You didn't hire me. She did. If she wants me off the job, I want to hear it from her.",She doesn't want to see you. She's had enough pain. Enough churning over the past. She wants it all left alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23328,"You saw it once. Now you see it again. That's life, isn't it? And you were up here to try the same thing, weren't you?","I suppose. But they got here first, the lousy bastards. So now it's all over, I guess.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23329,Why aren't you on your honeymoon? Where's Myrna?,Norma. She changed her mind. She doesn't wanna marry me. Can you put down the gun?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23330,"Yes, Gregor, they sent me.","I'm touched, really, that they'd send someone of your caliber. It's nice to know that they didn't make the mistake of underestimating me twice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23331,Clay Bertrand? Sure I know him. He comes around the Quarter.,"Who is he, Joe? I've been to every bar, no one wants to talk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23332,I'll drop a cow on the knave!,Drop a mountain on him and we won't need our troops.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23333,"Come on, Ellie. Stop being silly. You know I'm going to have my way.",I won't stand for it! I won't stand for your running my life! Why do you insist on it!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23334,I would like one of my people to help.,"Ambassador, let me assure you that the FBI has made this a top priority. We have plenty of manpower on the case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23335,That tycoon who owns all those sleazy tabloids?,"Au contraire, mon ami! He owns all those sleazy tabloids and the Daily Planet!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23336,Before?! Eisenhower approved that?,"He didn't veto it. I ran the White House side. The mob contact was Johnny Roselli. One of the CIA guys was that jackass, Howard Hunt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23337,"I'm ready to rock, Angelo. Where you want me?","Cole and Munoz are going in the back door. Babbit is backing me. So I want you at the side window by the hedge. You're strictly backup, got it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23338,I was going to back the car to the ridge and pull you up.,"Bullshit, Grace. You were going to drive off and leave me here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23339,I cannot betray my bride.,"One night is no betrayal. Have pity on me. Please, I beg you, do not refuse me. You do not know the price.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23340,"You know everybody, don't you?","Everybody who can hurt me, everybody who can help me. It pays.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23341,Get him away from her. He's responsible for everything. Get him away from her!,"Jake, you're very disturbed. You're crazy. That's her father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23342,You didn't happen to notice what kind of car they were driving?,"It's a nightclub, not a drive-in, Hal. I don't follow the customers to the parking lot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23343,There are still things I have to do.,"Well, we can all have a nice dinner together tonight. How are your eyes?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23344,What are you trying to tell me? That you did it?,"Yes. I hated her for coming between my mother and father. She kept me from seeing my father. I went down there to ask her where he was. She wouldn't tell me, and I shot her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23345,How can you kill him like that?,"I should only kill people after I get to know 'em? Six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape 'cause of one fat guy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23346,She saved our lives.,"For how long? Face it, Lee, she's playing both sides.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23347,How will they know we're coming?,They're watching us now. They'll let us in when they're sure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23348,You know my name?,I do. You seek the Holy Grail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23349,"She was unconscious, Patrick.","She was beautiful. So sweet and funky and voluptuous. I kind of stole a pair of her panties, is what.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23350,I don't like coffee.,It'll warm you up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23351,I came to say goodbye.,Goodbye? Where're you going? What about our partnership? I'm making real progress with the microchip.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23352,That woman was a student of yours?,Sheila? Yes she was. Is. Was.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23353,I will not sit by to see the mastery of the British replaced by the mastery of the Hindus!,"Muslim and Hindu are the right and left eye of India. No one will be slave, no one master.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23354,You're hanging on better here than you did in America.,"This is a different situation, Dr. Jones. These people are like children. We have to lead them slowly into the twentieth century.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23355,Is there a picture of her somewhere?,No pictures. No mirrors. Was she a crazy woman when you knew her?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23356,"Never mind that, I want my man!",He's still very sick. Please come downstairs with me. I'll explain the situation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23357,"I'm sure it's a great town, Dr. Chilton, but my instructions are to talk to Lecter and report back this afternoon.","I see. Let's make this quick, then. I'm busy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23358,You're a danger to both the dead and the living.,I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23359,I have a friend at the magazine.,"Your ""friend"" guaranteed my anonymity.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23360,He's on the telephone.,"Tell him I'm out. No, tell him I've passed away. An old war wound or something. Tell him I'm dead. And no more calls!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23361,What three hundred grand?,The three hundred grand a guy named Leo Devoe scammed off an airline. The three hundred grand Chili Palmer now has in his possession.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23362,Do you suppose we stopped someplace during the night and changed pilots?,"No. That's not possible! If we had landed, we all would have been awakened.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23363,"We already played that game. You lost, remember?","You have to play, Sid. Don't want to disappoint your dad. He's been waiting around all night.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23364,They fought against the Indians?,Same as they done in Mexico.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23365,Does the name Clay Bertrand mean anything to you?,Clay Bertrand? Clay Bertrand? I believe there was a man with a name similar to that who worked at the Chamber of Commerce. Is that the man you had in mind?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23366,"We're going to have to stop a ship eventually, show the quarantine's got teeth, or we'll prove McCone right.",McNamara's on his way back here now. We need to pick the right ship. No subs. No armed boarding parties either. We need a little more time to figure this one out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23367,"Maybe it's crazy, but it's better than having Dunbar dead.","Just as you say, Hoffy. But wouldn't it be smarter if I went out and kept Schulz tied up?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23368,Promise me you'll come back.,I promise. Someday. When I'm really supposed to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23369,"Yes, sir. The State charges Doctors Zira and Cornelius with contempt of this Tribunal, malicious mischief and scientific heresy.",Be it so ordered. The Tribunal will examine all the evidence presented here and in due time render a verdict on the proposed indictment and on the disposition of the deviate in question. This hearing is adjourned.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23370,Goddamn jeep trail gets worse every year.,Has a lot of rain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23371,My German's a little rusty.,It's the Gestapo. They say they expect to be in Paris tomorrow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23372,"Whether you thought this was for real or not, you jumped in and helped the waitress on instinct. That tells me something about your character.",Good for you. Now why don't you stop wasting my time and tell me what you want. You didn't go through all this for my benefit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23373,I'm telling you that's my car! And someone's gonna pay for it!,"And I'm tellin' you it ain't! Now, turn your taco-eating ass around and get the hell out of here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23374,"And he loves you back, doesn't he?","He's a little spoiled, but I know he does.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23375,I just hate seeing you so stuck.,He was about to un-stick me! I paid you to help me get closure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23376,I want you to quit.,Look at the bills. I can't. I'm not gonna put my daughter through what I went through.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23377,"You mustn't be a tattletale, dear. You mustn't be Delilah-ish and Jezebel-ish toward your brother, dear.","I'm only trying to help him, Mother.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23378,She's off limits for bums like you. Leave her alone.,"I can look at her, can't I? It's a free country.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23379,"They just left, sir.",They'll be back. He had to go in for a urinalysis.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23380,Do you know Barbara Jean?,Sure do. Good friend of Haven's.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23381,Where are you staying while you're here?,A little place with cabins. The something-Motor Inn. I haven't checked in yet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23382,Where'd you get this fag shit?,This is what the tough guys are wearin'. You know I only steal from the best. It's Bonwit Teller.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23383,Ain't she goin' to take the boy?,"She got herself a husband now. They don' want him 'round. And I tell you, man, I got no use for him neither.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23384,"But if, when I love, I am unhappy, I will know that my empty heart was my good fortune.","That is true, but it seems to me impossible that you should be unhappy in love.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23385,You have two murders to investigate. This man's head was beaten in. And there's nothing in his pockets.,Drunk-rolling job. They hit him too hard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23386,4800 feet. It's official.,"Bud, according to Monk here, you just set a record for the deepest suit dive. Bet you didn't think you'd be doing this when you got up this morning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23387,Most of it. I just hate to see you in this situation.,Thanks for noticing. It used ta be peaceful before they got out. Took over the house and caused my mother's nervous breakdown.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23388,You'd be shit out of luck if not for me. You saw what you saw because I led you to it. I'm putting my ass on the line for you.,Your ass? I just got chased across Texas by two black helicopters.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23389,Why didn't Annie stay for dinner?,She said something about having to get home to take a call from her mother back East.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23390,You're talking about the woman I love.,"I'm talking about a girl you want to fuck, so give me a break.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23391,You came on a bicycle? No wonder it's so late.,There was an unavoidable delay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23392,So someone did get away.,"I don't know how else you'd explain it. The coroner's estimated time of death for everyone there was long before this fire started, unless of course Denning started it, and that doesn't make much sense.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23393,"Well, there's my boys. Shit. I gotta go. Looks like I caused a ruckus with that shot. Half the damn neighborhood is comin'.","All right, love ya ma. Listen, before ya go just give us the goods, eh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23394,"You tell me. I had to toss the list in the river. I was protecting your sorry, long-winded ass. So why don't you show a little courtesy?","You think I wanted to come here tonight? You think I'm that stupid? Sometimes shit happens, you gotta roll with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23395,Some folks take that natural stuff too far.,Junior's wife kept her afterbirth' in the refrigerator. That's why I do not eat over there now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23396,"Not really, Frank. I think there may be a flaw in the assembly procedure.","All right, Hal. We'll take care of it. Let me have the hard copy, please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23397,I only have a hundred dollars or so.,That's a start. I'm at the Brevoort now. I'll be looking for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23398,We? Are you implying that I'm taking you inside?,We're doing this together. We're partners.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23399,Is it a planet?,"Not exactly. It exists in a continuum that wasn't proven until ten years ago, a higher mathematical dimension superimposed on top of the Universe. An infinite number of them, in fact. It was a violation of all of our various laws regarding the Universe, Space, or Space-Time. It was completely counter-intuitive. We had to unlearn everything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23400,I see. Now what happened the day Carl Heine was found? Before your arrest.,"I slept til one-thirty, when my wife woke me up with the news. We talked for a few hours. I left at six and went straight to my boat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23401,"A month, Jesus! And how do I know you're not crapping me?",You can hold back this months pay-check until I come through with the story.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23402,"Hey, you wanna bet?","I got two problems. Number one, I'm not playin' games. Number two, you got nothin' to bet with.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23403,Don't be a baby. You're tougher than that.,"There's no such thing as tough, Creasy. Just trained and untrained.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23404,It's just that there's less that Adam and Ryan can do anymore. I'd hate to have them bored.,"I know they're not much help, but they love coming here, George.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23405,Do you have any proof?,The proof had his throat slit. So far you're not denying it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23406,"Why, you going to make me a better offer?",Than thirty-seven million pounds? Not really.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23407,"I'm glad you came, Mike. I hope we can straighten everything out. All this is terrible, it's not the way I wanted things to happen at all. It should never have happened.",I want to settle things tonight. I want my father left alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23408,In order to dance and to drink punch and to be with my friends. Comprende?,I don't believe this. The world's under attack by the legions of the undead and you're going to a mixer?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23409,"And is it true, Miss Moritz, that you love Victor Frankenstein? That your heart was broken? Answer the question. Do you love Victor Frankenstein?",I have always loved him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23410,"So, Jimmy still hasn't called yet?",Givin' him a taste of his own medicine. Asshole.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23411,"Will Scraps be able to sit with us, Dad?","We'll have to check, Jimmy. It's a pretty long trip to Mercury.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23412,Why can't you believe that you did everything you could?,Did I? I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't have gone out on that line. Maybe I panicked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23413,And you didn't try to find out who?,"Believe me, I've done everything possible short of asking Agnes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23414,I need you on my side.,I am always on your side. And I think you should talk to him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23415,The same three detectives on the Jimmy Chin case.,"In those days, they often worked as a team.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23416,Have you got to tell her your life story?,This is my conversation. I'll say what I fucking please.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23417,What about the studio? What about De Mille?,He was trying to spare your feelings. The studio wanted to rent your car.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23418,How come you didn't say anything when you found these things?,"At the time, I thought, I got six kids, some of 'em want to go to college. I can't afford to lose my job. I told myself I was being honorable. But there's nothing honorable in what I did. Maybe that's why they picked me for the job. Maybe they knew what kind of man I was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23419,"Say, listen, you wouldn't know a story if it reached up and kicked you in the pants. Yeah? Sure, sure, I got your copy. Why didn't you tell me you were going to write it in Greek? I'd start a new department.","That was free verse, you gashouse palooka!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23420,Frank? Can you stand up?,I'm alright. Go hide. This won't take long. Be quiet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23421,Right here. In the 7th Street subway station.,"What was he doing down here? A billionaire waiting for the subway? Why not drown him in a bus? Why drown him at all? Why not shoot him? Is the hitman from the lost world of Atlantis? I mean, come on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23422,"Orange who? Not from 'round here, are ya?",No. I'm from Akron.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23423,Does this have something to do with that man you saw?,Yes. We're in danger here. Every moment we stay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23424,They tortured us. And you're going to let them have all that money?,So far they're keeping their part of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23425,"That's a canary, sir.","That's a canary! Who brought that in here? Canary, huh? Go on, get that out of here. Get that out of here!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23426,You must be freezing.,I must be. But I'm not. Your home. This is your home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23427,To a party in the Hollywood Hills.,Was it a huge place? With a view of the whole world?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23428,"You heard that, Sefton?",Sure I heard it. I still got one good ear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23429,Ten. There's a lot of other places I could work.,A ten percent raise and benefits. But that's it. I'm drawing the line.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23430,Could you reach Mr. Dardis by car radio?,He is not in the car. Sorry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23431,"We don't have to put ourselves through this again, Dick.",What do you mean? We worked for it. We earned it. It's ours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23432,Do you see the kids?,Probably out in the back yard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23433,"Come on, you can tell me. I sure would like to know where a guy runs into a girl as attractive as this.","The night I left your house, I was lost. I was looking for directions.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23434,I think I'll keep that to myself. Which way are the rooms?,Right through there. But I wouldn't go in there if I were you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23435,I hear them coming upstairs. I won't be able to talk for awhile. I have to lay the phone down and pretend to be asleep. So don't talk. Don't say a word or they'll hear it.,I can't stay on this line. I'm picking people up. I'm already overdue. Hello?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23436,Do you need a secretary?,"No, thank you. My house has been closed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23437,I'm not a monster.,"You're a good man, Walter. Okay, you did some wrong things, but inside you're a good, decent man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23438,Did the wife confess?,When the patrolman came she was trying put his head back together. She was crying too hard to say anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23439,Maybe he just went to the store.,He took his stuff. He's gone. I should of seen this. I should of expected it. Bob doesn't have any character.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23440,"No. This really pissed him off, Sonny. He says you're dead. He says he doesn't have a son.",He's right. You shoulda done what he did. Go home. Don't talk to the FBI anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23441,You need a ride?,Got one. Just pulled up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23442,I got to get home.,Fuck your curfew. Most sixth graders can stay out later than you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23443,But it's a delay! How long? A day? Two days?!,"Twelve hours, no big deal. We should know something first thing in the morning. Don't worry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23444,Milo? Shrot suspects somebody broke into #21. I was in his office when he was reviewing the card readouts.,They know I broke in. Alice helped me. Shrot's not one of them. He's blundering into this on his own.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23445,Wouldn't it be easier to put an experienced crew back on the ship?,"They'll learn. Galloping about the cosmos is a game for the young, doctor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23446,I'll send a cop back for you.,"Hey. C'mon, you can't leave me like this. Some freak'll come by and stab me!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23447,But you was going to fight for me.,I wasn't going to fight for you. I was just going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23448,We been through that. Forget it.,We can't forget it. The Sheriffs think you won't let me talk to Smith because he's dead. They think you murdered him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23449,"I mean, the way you told it to me. Start at the beginning, we see how the story line develops.","Well, basically, this guy owes a shylock fifteen thousand, plus he's a few weeks behind on the vig, the interest you have to pay.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23450,He's a freelance subversive?,"He's a compulsive heating engineer. A maverick ex-Central Service repair man with a grudge against society. Now, fortunately, we're nearly out of the wood, I think. At least we will be when I get this Layton woman under arrest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23451,Are you a warrior?,The greatest swordsman that ever lived.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23452,Oh God. I'm no more than a bug on a windshield to you.,You're the only human being I care for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23453,"What's the matter, Paden? You afraid I couldn't get those two behind me?",I don't want you getting anyone in my place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23454,What are the Chevalier's intentions?,"I am not sure. The Prince told him quite clearly that if he wished to have the money, he would have to fight for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23455,What do you mean by 'dirty looks'?,"Well. Every time I see him in town or somewhere, he's starin' at me with these narrow eyes. Givin' me his mean face.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23456,What a hell cat. No controlling these modern girls. They're terrible!,Terrible! Nothing terrible about her. She's great! Marvelous youngster! Got a mind of her own. Knows just what she wants. She's not going to get it though. She won't get very far. Has no money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23457,"I've read scripts about detectives, but never met one. Must be wild.",Sometimes it's frustrating. Like this Gregory Jameson case. We don't even know what killed him. I'm putting together little details to see if we're missing something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23458,That's one aspect of what we do.,"Come on, that's what you do. You handle more than eighty percent of the intelligence workload. You're seven times the size of the C.I.A.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23459,I wasn't doing anything.,That's not the way it looked to me. Looked to me like you was trying to make time with her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23460,None either. It's bizarre. It's next to impossible to get Russian sweethearts out. Nor does Lee have any problem getting a new passport when he wants to go to Cuba and Russia in '63. A man who has defected once already. It's crazy.,"Dammit, it doesn't add up! Ordinary people get blacklisted for leftist affiliations! The State Department did everything short of dispatching a destroyer to Minks to insure Oswald's return. Only intelligence people can come and go like that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23461,The other fellow wasn't even lookin'.,This is an awful nice gun. Certainly come in handy when there's men around who shoot people that aren't lookin'.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23462,Bad luck for me. Now I gotta bust him out of there.,"You'll have to deal me out on that. I've had some experience with that sort of thing, and I don't want any more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23463,"If she comes down here, so help me I'm gonna mash her brains in. Everything in your life was sunlight and roses until you met her. Since then, forget it.",She doesn't have anything to do with it! You understand that? Mother? This is me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23464,Do you like this hotel?,Yes I do. I love it. Don't you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23465,"What kind of spaceship is this, anyway?",A spaceship with a missing man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23466,Have you any money?,"Well, here are fifty francs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23467,"Let's get some sleep. That's what we need, man. Sleep.",How we gonna sleep? We only got a few hours til dinner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23468,Also heard that you passed on that little job in Libya.,"Wasn't my style. We're a rescue unit, not assassins. This must be good. Big shot from the CIA, leaves his desk to come back to the bush. What's so important?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23469,Of course it makes me mad. It makes me more than mad. Just like remembering the face of the man who killed that officer and knowing nothing more about him. But what's it gonna do for me to find them now? I can't fix everything in three days.,You've got to get yourself out of that place. They're going to kill you if you don't.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23470,"The fat man's scared. Scared of us, and scared without us. Same with Maranzano. We gotta get their minds back on each other. This fuckin' peace is killin' us.","We can get the war started tomorrow, but it won't be pretty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23471,"Woke up real early. Sun was shining. Just thought I'd mess around, try to learn a song.","Go'on and sing it, I'll play.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23472,You want to know what Bud's like in bed?,I want to know why you see him. Is it a Patchett payoff?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23473,"The greatest secret of life is who we truly are. Now I must give you that secret, which has been kept from you your whole life. It began on the night when Louis was born.","I remember that night. D'Artagnan was drunk, the only time I've seen him that way. The three of us were reveling, remember, Athos?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23474,"Whatever it is, it isn't friendly. I'm going to have a look. Come on, Chewie.",Wait. I'll send a patrol with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23475,"I got it. But listen, Kate didn't know what's on it. I mean, she came to me to figure it out. She's not the one who planted the virus. You leave her alone.","Hey, don't worry, kid. If she's innocent, she'll be fine. Your mommy's safe now, okay?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23476,He don't have to worry. He'll trade the Krauts for a six-burner gas range. Maybe a deep freeze too.,"What's your beef, boys? So I'm trading. Everybody here is trading. Only maybe I trade a little sharper. So that makes me a collaborator.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23477,It looks done. I'll take it the way it is.,Here's your steak. You can't wait for it to be done. Here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23478,I'll go search for it.,Don't leave me now. I fear the unicorn won't show himself without you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23479,I'll be back as soon as I've got her far away and safe. We'll hunt this fiend down together.,Only if you'll tell me who he is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23480,"I'm still scared as a motherfucker, Ordell. They talkin' like they serious 'bout me doin' that machine gun time.","Naw, man. They just tryin' to put a fright in your ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23481,To protect. To serve you. Chairman Mao wants you to feel that China belongs to you now.,Chairman Mao can keep China. Just give us back Tibet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23482,Uh-uh. I ain't riding in that trunk no minutes. Why don't I just ride with you?,You can't ride with me. The surprise effect is ninety percent of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23483,"So what is it, Jack? What brings you up here?",A French & Indian army out of Fort Carillon's heading south to war against the English. I'm here to raise this county's militia to aid the British defense.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23484,"Are you fucking nuts? That was forty, fifty thousand. I need it. I was depending on that money.",They had a warrant. They went through everything. They would have found it. I swear.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23485,You got the admittance form says patient ate nine hours prior to admittance.,Admittance form is wrong.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23486,Bullshit. What's out there isn't alien. It's an animal.,Maybe so. But I think we need to ask Jerry about it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23487,Anything from the bank?,"We sent the prints we lifted from the counter at the bank to the State computers, the FBI and interpol. Nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23488,"But it's Charles's money, not theirs.","Oh, Mrs. Lampert! I'd love to see you try and convince them of that! Oh, dear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23489,"In a dictatorship, art belongs to the Party. If you want to be a conductor, you have to have an orchestra. And you can only get an orchestra if you have contact with the power. All over the world you need the right contacts and you have to make the right compromises.",This is what I'm saying. He must have had Party contacts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23490,"No, what I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand that his son's become more successful than himself.","What you see, son, is a man who never measured success by the size of a man's wallet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23491,You some kind of fugitive or something?,I was trying to get away from someone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23492,It's Dad's Grail Diary. Every clue he ever followed. Every discovery he made. A complete record of his search for the Holy Grail. This is his whole life. Why would he have sent this to me?,I don't know. But someone must want it pretty badly.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23493,Where'd you leave them?,Camped out by the navi-beacon out on Linson's Range. They're making their own way back tomorrow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23494,I'm waiting for my daddy.,He will be pleased when he comes home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23495,Finding something abnormal on the street shouldn't be too hard.,"Brings back a lot of sweet memories, doesn't it? There's our old cash machine. And the dry cleaners we used to go to. And the old video store. We really had some good times, didn't we?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23496,Every one of those times I was being supportive. Something you won't understand.,Supportive? You weren't being supportive. You were being scared. Just like now. You are the most lost woman I have ever laid eyes on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23497,You see the paper?,"I seen it, but I don't believe it. Says Harry shot Ronnie five times. Four to the chest and one through his foot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23498,"Yessir, there'd been real heavy fog.","And yet you started the engine right up. With all those lights drawing all night, the batteries had that much charge. Did that strike you odd?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23499,"Codswollop! Ian, you've never come close to explaining these concerns of yours about this island!",I certainly have! Very clearly! Because of the behavior of the system in phase space!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23500,Maybe you and Karl want to go with us?,"Naw, I don't want to. Me and Karl got things we need to do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23501,"Respectfully Caesar, Quintus and I must report.","Of course, but not now. However, if he continues to be unwell, you may report to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23502,"I doubt it. And these two other people, did they hear anything?","No, they were asleep. They didn't even wake up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23503,"Actually, I'm lookin' for Marietta's daughter, Lula. Her and 'er beau took off the other day. Marietta's real upset about it.","Hell, that rings a bell. Someone told me somebody lookin' like her was at the Nothin' Fancy yesterday.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23504,You didn't believe her?,"No, I believed her. She was in pretty bad shape. Inside and out. But the boys were never formally charged.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23505,"You've suckered me before, darling, remember? Why should I believe you now?","Why would I lie to you, Auggie? You think it was easy to come here and walk into this place? Why would I do it if I didn't have to?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23506,How're the cameras doing?,Due for a re-load and battery check. I'll get on it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23507,What the fuck is going on here?! You can't install a simple goddamn double implant?!,It's not my fault. We hit a memory cap.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23508,"You know, when you gave him a beatin'.","Nothin'. Salvy was out of line. He was drunk or somethin', I dunno. Anyway, the windup was I gave him a beatin'. Tommy called me down, and we straightened it out. It's all forgotten about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23509,You had me scared on the phone. What's wrong with the baby?,I think Krueger's trying to do something to it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23510,Could it have been in the Mercedes?,Maybe. That's where it was during Denning's last report.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23511,You were more like brothers.,I taught him to drink beer. He taught me how to fly.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23512,Was it you? In the plane? Who saved my life?,"Me? Listen, I don't give no interviews. That was John Bubber. You wanna ask me questions, you could talk to my attorney, Miss O'Day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23513,"Okay, so they were in your wallet, and you left your wallet somewhere. Some bar. Christine'll understand.",No. She ordered them special. Took her forever to find them. They've got this design on them with dolphins and our names engraved in Sanskrit. We've got to go back. Christine'll fucking crucify me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23514,Mussolini is raping Sicily like every Roman before him. So our brothers are coming to America. Soldiers willing to fight and die. Men who know the meaning of honor.,"Don, you talk about honor, but you mean vendetta. Killin' an' more killin' until nobody can remember how it all started.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23515,How long until the army is ready?,"We've just begun the mobilization under cover of a pre-arranged exercise, sir. We're looking at another week and a half, Mr. President.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23516,"Arctic Warrior, Arctic Warrior, Arctic Warrior. This is United States Coastguard Station North Island. Your radio check is affirmative. Over.","Roger that, North Island. Arctic Warrior whiskey alpha sierra bravo four zero niner two. Over and out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23517,How do you know him?,I'm a snitch. He's a cop from out of town looking for information. The local boys put us in touch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23518,She suffers from severe menstrual cramps.,Did you ever prescribe any medication for her cramps?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23519,Don't be a spoilsport. It's only a few quid.,It's nothing to do with money. I don't gamble.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23520,I just realized something. Where's Cort? I haven't seen him for hours.,"I don't know. He called somebody, then took off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23521,Where's the girl? Miss Stone.,She's remaining in her room. She isn't feeling very well. Now please go on without me. I eat very little.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23522,Fight fire with fire. Threaten to go to her husband.,"Who either doesn't care, or could have me killed. Either way, Natalie's still gonna find out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23523,"Now that's bullshit, Lee. Every time you buy one of those little movies it's a risk. I'm not sellin' you something that's gonna play two weeks, six weeks, then go straight to cable. This is ""Doctor Zhivago"". This'll be packin' 'em in for a year and a half. Two years! That's two years you don't have to work with anybody's movie but mine.","Well, then, what's the hurry? Is it true the rights to ""Doctor Zhivago"" are in arbitration?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23524,Take her off the list.,There's no procedure for that until she's been arrested.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23525,So what about this watch?,Keep it. It's your paycheck this month.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23526,"Quite. Come, let's mingle.",Do your own mingling. I'm not hanging around with some dandy named Chauncey.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23527,"You want the stuff tomorrow or don't ya? It's gonna take hours just to clean it up. Besides, Gondorff's still a hot item. Where am I gonna be if he gets hit?","Just give us what ya can, Benny. We'll send a truck down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23528,So we'll guard her together. Through the night. In each others' arms like we always said.,"Glen. Not now. I mean, we're here for Tina now, not for ourselves.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23529,You guys got busted. This is a great neck.,"No, we never got busted. We were done with a shift one night, both a couple of Percocets down and I was telling Glenn about my boyfriend, about how we were thinking about doing it, you know? I was thinking about letting him be my first because I loved him. What the hell was his name?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23530,Where's Erica? You seen her?,Erica? She said she was tired. She went back to the hotel.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23531,I've already made arrangements.,"Mom, we agreed. You can visit, but you're not allowed to mention Michael.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23532,"Excuse me, Dawson, can you put me through to Mr Helpmann's office?","I'm afraid I can't, sir. You have to go through the proper channels.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23533,I stink to high heaven right now.,The honest sweat of one's brow. I assure you I won't be offended. Let me tell Hanna to bring tea for two.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23534,"The police say I scared him off. It wasn't me, Sid.",I know. He called again last night at Tatum's house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23535,You knew my Jody?,Lifted him from a carnival in Belfast. Held him hostage for three days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23536,She's not tied up!,You know what I mean. You're keeping her there against her will.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23537,Don't you think he's using you?,Why does everybody say that? He's the only person I know who doesn't need to use me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23538,Have you got a pocket compass?,That needle ain't pointing north!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23539,I'm goin'. You on the list?,"Probably. Fuck that, I'll sneak in. I need some female vagina tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23540,"But, sire, Your Majesty would lay Paris open to being sacked. The enemy is outside the gates with more than 120,000 men. Besides this, I left the city under the terms of a treaty and I am forbidden to reenter Paris.",A treaty? Don't be ridiculous. What treaty is this? Who made it? Who has been giving orders?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23541,Let's keep it the day-to-day stuff. How's Kevin?,Kevin's fine. He had to recover the turtle eggs you two fenced in. The dogs dug them up. Tell me what you're doing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23542,If you knew it was bad for you why did you do it?,I couldn't help myself. You get lost inside a women like her. It was like a drug. It was the best sex I ever had.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23543,This place don't seem real popular with the brothers.,My kind of place. I always liked country boys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23544,"If what you say is true, it is a matter for the police!",They've done a fine job. Hanging an innocent for the crime of a fiend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23545,Was there anyone with you last night?,No. I wasn't in the mood to have sex with anyone last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23546,"Since you are a friend of my daughter's, I think I'm entitled to call you James, don't you think?",Please do. I was beginning to wonder who this Mr. Penfield was.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23547,Right here Frank. You want me to pour it?,"No, I want ya to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23548,Is it? I expected to go to the Vancouver Royal. Should I have a reservation?,I'll make one for you. I live there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23549,Why couldn't you just tell him to let us in?,My old man calls the shots. He built that gate and these damn walls.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23550,You broke my arm!,"There's 215 bones in the human body, motherfucker. That's one. Now don't move!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23551,Your whole life is devoted to just one thing. To accumulate more money. At least there's romance in what he's doing.,"He's no good, Ellie, and you know it. You married him only because I told you not to.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23552,A Fender Strat. You bought this?,I thought you could use it. When you start your band.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23553,Manchurian Tung oil? Where did you get it?,Helen got it for me in Oslo.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23554,Smoking? I'm not smoking.,Your clothing reeks of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23555,You know how to get there?,"Sure. It's an easy address. A little far out there, but easy enough.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23556,"In that time, you ever have sex?","Never. No cigarettes, no drugs, no booze.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23557,"Audrey, I don't think this is a very good idea. Caiman finds out and he'll have your job.","I'm tired of waiting for someone else to give me an opportunity, Luce. If there's a story here I'm going to find it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23558,"Why not, it's all true! The board is using this poor guy! They're depressing the stock so they can buy it cheap!","It's pure speculation! Why, they'd have my butt in a satchel!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23559,"Only the mention made in that phone call. There's no Swedish hitman of any renown, much less one with a million dollar day rate.","Maybe he's that good. Never been caught, no criminal record.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23560,You were the one who was always suspicious of her!,I was wrong. She tried to help us get away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23561,"You sent for me, sir?","Yes, Clarence. A man down on earth needs our help.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23562,He must have been. He was on the list of prisoners to be executed.,No one in Rome has ever heard of him. Do you want to remind those few in the Senate who have? The whole sordid thing is far beneath your position to begin with. Forget about him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23563,Roman and everybody else went home for the night. I'm here for a make-up test.,"Make-up. You need it. Hey, Roman isn't here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23564,"You don't know anything! Listen Colon, these are my ships, right? So I'm telling you we're turning back!","And then what? Half of the water has gone, the rest is nearly putrid! You know that!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23565,You're a grown man. I'm not responsible for you.,You're the one who started running.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23566,I don't know. Senior editor? Sounds like you're in to me.,"It's a long shot, all right? And Conundrum is just a small specialty press anyway. I'm not getting my hopes up. I've stopped caring. That's it. I've stopped caring.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23567,"Ain't seen you in months, boy. Thought maybe you took a fall.","Naw, just a little hard times, that's all. It's all over now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23568,"We can't survive this, sir. They also have you instructing Dean to make the payoff to Hunt.",There is nothing in that statement the President can't explain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23569,"Calm down, Sweet Pea. She seen a doctor?","No, but she's gotta be at least a month late.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23570,"When they emerge, a good deal of present real estate and machine tools will still be recoverable, if they are moth-balled in advance. I would guess they could then work their way back to our present gross national product within twenty years.","But, look here, Von Klutz. Won't this nucleus of survivors be so shocked, grief-stricken, and anguished that they will envy the dead, and indeed, not wish to go on living?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23571,Aiiee. More waiting? I don't know if I like this plan.,"It will take the entire day, but he will begin to doubt himself. He will begin to believe that he missed me, that somehow I slipped by and am already on a plane to Europe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23572,Nothing. I guess it's hard to pass on this road.,"The freeway's faster, but lacks a certain majesty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23573,Right. But Gary's tied-in to a lot of media conglomerates. Have to be careful who we pick.,We could cross-reference a data base on media ownership. But not on our own computers. Not even at home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23574,"I appreciate your assistance, M. But this is now a military operation.",Bring up the tracking satellite. And get 007 out of there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23575,Can you believe the songs they been playin'?,"No, I can't. You know what I heard the other day? ""Heartbeat-It's Lovebeat,"" by little Tony DeFranco and the DeFranco Family. I haven't heard that since I was in fifth fuckin' grade.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23576,Fuck. Turn it off. All you heard was there was some kinda accident?,"Twombley's shot. I heard that. Not Jack. He's okay, I assume.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23577,"You're the reason, Jack, I don't keep all my money in banks.","No? Where do you keep it, Dick? I'm talking about all those uncut diamonds you told Glenn about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23578,It's just there's so much to do in a single day.,Relax. The most important question is where to eat. I hope Freddie made a reservation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23579,"Come on, Doom. What would a company like that want with Toontown?",It wasn't Toontown they wanted. It was my idea of how to put the land to better use.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23580,"Oh, yeah? Is the frame holding?","Looks very solid, Lilly. Sit down. Take a minute, tell me about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23581,We have a treaty with Austria.,"Not one I should like to rely on. Francis is still smarting under the terms he had to accept after Austerlitz, and he is under great pressure to recover his losses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23582,I have the permit.,"After your last extension request and with Design Review and the Board of Adjustment and the appeals to the city council, was there an amended permit?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23583,"You're in terrible trouble, Nikko.",Who gives a fuck? In all the years I never seen you cry. You loved him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23584,Room was registered to a Francis Capra.,Capra? That's not Czech or Russian. Who said he sounded Russian?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23585,You are such a raving pussy sometimes.,"Hey, we fucked once, honey. That hardly makes you a good judge of character. And don't think I didn't know you were working some angle with that either.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23586,Tell him I'm at lunch.,"Patrick, I think he knows you're here. It's only ten-thirty.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23587,War-mongering bully! Don't think you're going to intimidate me!,"All right, Mister Ambassador! But you must treat General ""Buck"" Schmuck with the respect due him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23588,Think the Iraqi's killed them all?,Probably shot a few. Scattered the rest. Murderers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23589,I hate it too. I hate this trip.,"Oh, come on, where's your sense of adventure? We're going someplace you never been before.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23590,Are you speaking to me in a code?,"No, Sam, I'm speaking plainly and I mean just exactly what I say.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23591,A lawyer representing some woman with a claim against the estate. Tell him to see me at my office.,"Well, if he has a claim, we'd better see him. Send him in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23592,"You got it, a great spender of other people's money.","Well, if you're that good, you could probably do wonders at my place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23593,"You've done a terrific job, Jean- Luc. Now, pack your bags and get the hell out of there. How's Data?",In stasis. La Forge is completing the diagnostic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23594,"Me too. Make any headway with ""Zorro""?","None. Can't find a thing. Nothing on file, nothing online. It's not a part of any known killer's signature.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23595,So what are you doing going over there? You're not her doctor.,"I've gotta give her some pills. Percodan, she ran out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23596,"A hospital is no place for secrecy, Mr. Treves. Doctors spiriting hooded figures about are liable to cause comment. Why wasn't this patient properly admitted, and why is he in isolation? Is he contagious?","No sir, he's got bronchitis and he's been badly beaten.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23597,"I don't know. I thought this is what you wanted. You want stability, here it is.","You can't just propose to me out of nowhere. You think that's going to solve our problems? I'm sorry, X. It was a kick for a while, but it's over. You're just not going anywhere.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23598,"Well, Mr. Fazeli, the Bowling Congress says I'm a thorn in their side.","Don't worry about the Congress, they're just a bunch of moralistic busy-bodies.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23599,So have I. But I've never been in love. Isn't that awful?,Awful? No. It's just lonely. It's the loneliest time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23600,I killed too many barbarians.,"I'm a Greek, thank you. And I was brought up believing Romans were the barbarians. Give our new colleague some of the Cretan white. Relax, tell me everything, I'm your friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23601,"Well, your highness, what makes you think we'll ever sign a treaty with you?","Because I am holding all the western territories hostage, Mr. West! A town a day will disappear! Willard was merely a test run, a stroll in the park. Next, I level all of Albuquerque! Yes, that's right. Only yesterday I learned what you undoubtedly already know: your own President will be there. What an added bonus! The gods are shining on me! After tomorrow every American citizen will rise up and demand I be given back my humble little empire!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23602,What money? I've seen you stealing from me.,What money? Look at this stack of chips. Don't give me that shit. I want my end.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23603,No! I won't have him back.,"But he needs to be here in Salzburg, Your Grace. He needs me and he needs you. Your protection, your understanding.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23604,So whatta' you going to do in San Francisco?,Get a job and probably go back to school. Figure out what I'm gonna be.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23605,"Eddie, you've got to get me out of here.",Not again. You can't keep calling. Somebody's going to catch on to where you are.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23606,Jake'll take care of me.,"Who? Van Dorn? You must be kidding yourself, honey. You think once that guy finds his daughter he'll care about you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23607,"Well, we didn't get any help on that. A lot of people saw it. Nobody's talking.","Fucking figures. Look, are you guys seeing the pattern here? We got big questions at both of these crime scenes, with no answers. WHY did they kill the guys in the other two booths? WHY did he do the bartender? It would seem unnecessary, even stupid. God, I hate cold crime scenes! I'm fucking leaving now. And do me a favor, tell me when the next guy dies, cause these guys are not done yet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23608,You came back for the book? Why?,My father didn't want it incinerated.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23609,Is she here? Is she coming?,"Is she here? George, Kristina hates you. You fucked her over one too many times. And I'm not here to socialize. Did you hear about Diego?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23610,That poor girl is in a tough spot.,There's nothing I can do to help her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23611,Are you going to be all right?,Absolutely. The world is my oyster. Whatever that means.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23612,"Accidents. Fatal. Each of your prior wives, so we've been informed.",Can't imagine by who. I don't suppose the truth would interest you: that I've never had another wife but Evelyn.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23613,How could she have a baby and know nothing of sex or birth?,Because she's an innocent. She's a slate that's hasn't been touched except by God.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23614,I see. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. You came here with a purpose.,"I told you, my car broke down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23615,What's that got to do with the radiator hose?,"I don't know, but it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through. Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23616,C'mon De Vries. Think of the bonus.,Fuck the bonus. I hate heights. You wouldn't get me up there even if it wasn't night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23617,To what? Trap him?,"To prevent a murder. Sooner or later, he's going to contact you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23618,I didn't kill the watchman.,You killed those other two.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23619,"He's a freak! That's how they live. We're partners, him and I, business partners. You're willfully deprivin' me of my livlihood!",All you do is profit from another man's misery!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23620,"Come on, relax. He's drunk. He's been locked up for six years.",I don't give a shit. That guy's got no right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23621,"Just once more, so you'll be sure to know what to look for.","Faith, I've seen it already, okay? If I spot somebody who's got a head that's an eighth of an inch around, standing underneath a tuba, I'll recognize him from the photo. Otherwise, I'm telling you, it's not gonna do me any good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23622,Then we've been away from Earth for eighteen months.,By our time. You've turned gray.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23623,It's not a request. I need to know what White knows. Follow him or I'll have you pulled off 'Badge of Honor.' Permanently.,Yesterday that might've meant something. Pull me off. You'd be doing me a big favor.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23624,But maybe we're the ones who should be down there. Doing something. Making it better.,Can't be done. That place already died and gone to hell.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23625,But you said the bodies were ripped to pieces?,Still haven't figured out how he or anyone else pulled that off. Never seen anything like it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23626,I thought you were the guy who didn't like to lose control of his emotions.,Maybe I just needed the moment to present itself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23627,I'm not lettin' no one go.,"Get that gun away from his head, or I'll keep her from coming in! Put the gun on me, he can't hurt you! He's tied up! Put him under the table!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23628,May God make safety your companion.,There is no God. But I hope someone looks after you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23629,Then come with me to Ingolstadt. Marry me now.,If only I could. But one of us must stay. Father's not strong. Willie's just a child. Who can look after them in your absence? Who can run the estate?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23630,"Nothing, only it'd be nice to spend an evening together for a change.","With us old creeps? Come on, we have to eat.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23631,With what? He doesn't have a weapon.,He's a soldier. He doesn't need a weapon. He's got rocks. He's got bare hands.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23632,"Our father, Montcalm, is greater than the Yengeese in the arts of war. The Huron do not fear English anger.","Wise one, the French fathers made peace and swore to their honor not to break the friendship. Magua broke it. It is false that the French would not be friends, still, to the Huron.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23633,"Don't get hysterical, Norman.","I'm telling you, Harry's lost it. He's saying there's a deathwish out for each of us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23634,You're going to stay in school. Do you understand?,Why? So I can wind up like you? What's the point?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23635,It's a piece of evidence that's worth a great deal more than that.,You hand that over to the police.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23636,"Quiet down, please! Take it easy, folks. Everything will be all right.","But you said it would be safe! It's his life insurance money. Oh, please, I'll go to the Old Ladies' Home if you don't do something, please!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23637,"I told him to come up! I told him you wanted to show them all that there's nothing wrong with you any more, that you're completely cured!",I'm not cured. I was never sick! They had no business putting me in there! My only responsibility is to myself now!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23638,I was ordered to by the Captain.,"Let's try to move beyond the usual prisoner-interrogator banter, shall we? You have information and I need it. Did the Captain explain his orders to you? Did he say why you were searching for trilithium?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23639,"I ain't your ""scout"". And I am in no damn militia.",Then you are one of those who would allow England to fight alone while she protects you from France?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23640,"And that's the best part. ""Teacher-Student Relations: How close is too close?"" We're gonna blow the lid off it!",There is no lid! Nothing's going on between Sam and me. Coulson. Mr. Sam Coulson and me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23641,I'm not doing any tutoring this year. I'm too busy.,It's not that. Can we meet after school? Please?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23642,You threw it in a trash barrel?,"I didn't feel right about doin' that. I takened a shoe box from there in the shed and emptied out some screwdrivers and nuts and warshers from it and put the little feller in that and buried him in the corner of the yard there. That seemed more proper to me, I reckon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23643,Dormer. Still no sign of the bullet that went through Farrell.,I'm going to the hospital to talk to him now. You get the search party together. No fewer than thirty people. I'll meet you in exactly twenty-five minutes. Don't waste any time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23644,"Johnson's still on board. Even Maranzano won't screw with Nucky in Atlantic City. But everywhere else, we got nothing but problems.","I'll knock 'em in, Charlie. I can do it. Blow his fuckin' head off. Get rid of the bastard for good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23645,Has Threepio turned up yet?,Huh? Oh. Your droid's been gone too long just to be lost. He may have gotten into some trouble. Chewie went to look for him. Come over here. I want to check this out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23646,George? What do you know about cocaine?,"I don't know, Diego. I've got a good thing going already. Everybody smokes pot. It's easy. Cocaine is a rich man's drug. It's too expensive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23647,Is it hot in here?,Hot? I'm freezing my ass off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23648,"You might have suggested that in my office, and saved me the time.",But then I would've missed the pleasure of your company.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23649,"See, I'm going home.",Ah yes. Of course. To the girl who waits.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23650,"Let me get this straight, now. Clay Shaw is blackmailing you?",Fuckin' A. How do you think the Agency gets people to do their bullshit? Fuck knows what they got on Oswald!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23651,And you're working with him?,I need something tangible. To hook him. I told him I'd found the confidential file on the Suspect Zero theory.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23652,Does that mean the Jew is the better lover?,"You're not listening. He isn't better. He gives pleasure, but that's actually a weakness.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23653,"Roughly, one-zero-five. I'll have it plotted in a minute, Major Kong.","Okay. Check these points. Complete radio silence. To ensure that the enemy can't plant false transmissions and fake orders, the CRM-114 is to be switched into all receiver circuits. The three code letters of the period are to be set on the alphabet dials of the CRM-114, which will in turn block any transmissions other than those preceded by the code letters. You got it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23654,The man has friends. And they're not likely to forgive me if I testify against him.,What makes you think you'll be any safer around here? It's only about a mile away from where you live.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23655,Give me the big'uns.,"These dang things are heavy. Hard to carry, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23656,Neither does he. That's where he loses. This man's scared to death to go to court. We only have to call his bluff.,I want to settle this thing and be done with it. I don't want the Archdiocese exposed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23657,"Khan, how do I know you'll keep your word?","I've given you no word to keep, Admiral. In my judgment, you simply have no alternative.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23658,"So last night was pretty exciting, huh?","What? Oh, the flat tire? Yeah, I thought the damn towtruck was never going to get there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23659,"Boy? You here to make a point, or you here to kill somebody?",Ain't gonna be callin' me boy when I blow your face off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23660,I asked you a question. Do you love her?,Yes! But don't hold that against me. I'm a little screwy myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23661,Washington sent ya. I know that.,"Yes, Washington sent me, Richard. They sent me here because this whole thing has been fucked. Do you know what I mean when I say this whole thing has been fucked, Richard?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23662,How about a cup of coffee?,"No thanks. I had some. How would you like to take a walk for, say, half and hour?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23663,It was turned on. I was ignoring you. What's the big emergency?,"Started this morning. Every channel is making like it's nineteen fifty. Snow, static, all kinds of distortions. No one knows what the hell is going on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23664,"Yes, sir. What's up, General Ripper?","You're a good officer, Major Mandrake. You have a right to know. It looks like we're in a shooting war!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23665,"It would be a nice night to go for a walk, don't you think?","Oh yes, I think it'd be a swell night to go for a walk. A nice long one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23666,I am afraid I don't understand the importance of this information.,"Look, you want to work in this country, you gotta know this crap. Okay? We're gonna be in some deep shit here. Working the danger zone. And you need insurance. Cause, you know, you might be starting some riots and shit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23667,Perhaps you should consider actually answering an ad.,"Finch, you can be the one to date a nearly-dead insane chick. Eat your damn imitation hot dog.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23668,No. You've been waiting for this kind of opportunity.,"Damn right, I have. You think I like living on fucking Yucca? We do a good job on this, we're in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23669,Is that what changed your mind? The money?,"I don't give a damn about the money. I want you, and I want to get us out of this shithole. There's only one way to do that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23670,Did you know he was a homosexual?,"No, not until after they killed him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23671,They must've hit something.,He didn't have a dinghy aboard. I'm going down to take a look at his hull.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23672,We could go stay at Aunt Charlotte's farm. She's to the west.,"No, there'll be skirmishers on the roads. We're safer here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23673,Was she one of your teachers?,No. But it's weird. She seemed to recognize me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23674,"Well, what about the Building and Loan?","Oh, confound it, man, are you afraid of success? I'm offering you a three year contract at twenty thousand dollars a year, starting today. Is it a deal or isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23675,"Captain Miller, the foredecks are just ahead.",I can see the hatch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23676,We didn't sign on for this shit. Fuck! This shit is intense. I need to call my agent.,"Just shut up and do what they say. They're gonna kill us if we don't, Ian.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23677,We got that dedication tomorrow. This is a hell of a time to be draggin' up old business.,"People have worked this whole big thing up around my father. If it's built on a crime, they deserve to know. Now I understand why you might want to believe he couldn't do it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23678,Do you know many of these people?,Yes. They're my friends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23679,Peggy! What's the matter? Who is it?,"It's Grandma. I can't talk to her now. I'm sorry, Grandma.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23680,First I must visit my master's grave. It's been many years since Jade Fox murdered him. I have yet to avenge his death. And yet I'm thinking of quitting. I must pray for his forgiveness.,Join me once you have finished. I can wait for you in Peking.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23681,The receptionist said you called earlier about something.,My math program. The Superintendent said he'd fund it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23682,Hey! Where are the brakes?,"Brakes? No. No brakes. They're electric cars, guided by this track in the roadway, and totally non-polluting, top of the line!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23683,Right here Frank. You want me to pour it?,"No, I want ya to fuck it. Shit, yes. pour the fuckin' beer.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23684,"What about us? Are we to wait forever? Is our reward to be blown to bits on this forsaken system, while your fleet mounts some suicidal attack on that Death Star? Part of my reward is that I be around to spend it.","I have little time for your mercenary concerns, but I am grateful for the service you have given to our cause. What is your price?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23685,What 'emotion'? Girl just got stabbed in the ear with an ice pick.,"She's scared! Fear is an emotion! Look, kid, if you remember anything from your time working with Harry Zimm, let it be the three key words to filmmaking.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23686,And I still get my money. I need some cash right now. You can't just put me in the street.,"I'll get your cash. You haven't been straight with me ever since I met you! You never loved me in the first place! I need eyes in the back of my fuckin' head with you, you fuckin' bitch!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23687,Not too far. My folks bought a place over on Elm Street.,Elm Street? You telling me you moved in to that big white house with the bars on the windows?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23688,"Nobody's gonna do that, Mr. Connell. They can't use the John Doe Clubs for politics. That's the main idea.","Is that so? Then what's a big political boss like Hammett doing in town? And a labor leader like Bennett? And a lot of other big shots who are up at D. B.'s house right now? Wolves, John, wolves waiting to cut up the John Does! Wait till you get a gander at that speech you're gonna make tonight!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23689,"Me too. Although I learned one thing about you, that you don't know about yourself. You can be a pretty decent bitch.","I'll take that as a compliment. In the city, what kind of place do you live in?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23690,"She must have been beautiful. What happened to her, Alma?","She was very sick and then she went mindless, Miss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23691,"So? I mean, lot's of folks have got lawyers.","But yours is the one who's going to subpoena me, Sam. Force me to testify in court. He came by the garage this afternoon. Gave me this piece of paper.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23692,"Whatever you told them in there, you don't have to protect me.",All I told them was the truth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23693,Do you think that's what he wants?,"No. I don't know what he wants. But I know I don't like being watched. Nobody's ever paid any attention to what I did, and I liked it just fine. Where does he get off telling me I disrespect myself? Fuck him. Look in a mirror, bozo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23694,"Well, you gotta understand it. He doesn't know if this guy is shaking you down or taking advantage of you.",No! No! I told him all about the guy before we ever got married. This is no fuckin' surprise.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23695,What do you fear?,Me? Now? With Superman dead and you on my team? It's like I'm the coach and you're the best power forward ever. What could I have to fear?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23696,Is there anything else I should know about him?,Speak when you're spoken to. He likes his women quiet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23697,Did you find Rennie?,"She's locked safe in her room, no thanks to either of you. Has he brought it back on course yet?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23698,Sloan is all 'dat. I try her. I'm a tri-sexual.,You'd try anything. I got first dibs. You get ya own stuff.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23699,Where is your mother?,Stepmother. She's out torturing the movers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23700,That ULF report everybody's patting me on the back about?,"I've read it twice, Norman. It's brilliant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23701,Drove into Sierra? What for?,Didn't have a choice. My car overheated up the road.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23702,Jim was my husband. I want to know who killed him. I want to get the son of a bitch who did this.,"We need help, and we don't have time. They have to be local.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23703,You sure seen a lot for a blind man.,Just 'cause I ain't got eyes doesn't mean I can't see.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23704,"Oh, that monster. How could you be working with him?","Don't be silly, Hanna. He's a very proper actor. And the dullest fellow imaginable.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23705,What does a big old wooden house on the corner of Eddy and Gough Street have to do with her?,It was hers. It was built for her. Many years ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23706,Why didn't you turn on the light?,I didn't want to wake you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23707,"Look Joyce, I need your key to the files, not advice, okay? This is a complex case.","Nothin' complex about it. Del's dead, Betty's gone. She's probably dead, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23708,"Nice, hospitable folks they get around here. I hope she comes.","She'll come, pard. A rich socialite Oakie like you oughta be a big catch around these parts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23709,You weren't able to. But what's important is that you tried.,What's important for me is that you let me risk my life for nothing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23710,He was accused of jury tampering.,Accused. Not indicted. He resigned the firm. Divorced nineteen seventy. Galvin worked with Michael Morrissey until Morrissey retired in 'seventy-eight. Since then he's been on his own. Four cases before the Circuit Court. He lost them all. He drinks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23711,"Was a massacre. Soldiers there murdered old folks, women and babies, and dumped 'em in a trench. Bobby Peru prob'ly killed the most.","Lula, he mighta did, I don't know. But it don't matter now. Lotta guys go outta control in a war and it ain't their fault.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23712,Finch! Where were you last night? What happened to the foolproof plan?,"I thought a fashionably late entrance would enhance my appearance. When I got here, the Bacchanalia was over and the nymphs had left.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23713,Have a damn party! Call Morris and them and get the band together and just party our asses off. I'd like to show that fuckin' Karl to the guys. They'd get a kick out of that. Don't you know they would.,"Please don't. Not tonight. I'm not up for it. They always stay till mornin'. I'm just give out, Doyle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23714,Just don't kick Dil and she'll be touched. Be nice to her and she'll be yours forever.,"See, I should blow you away, Jimmy. But I can't do that. Yet.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23715,I know him. I saw him.,I saw him on T.V. Some kid got possessed and he saved the little bastard's life.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23716,"What's that on your forehead, pal?",Whacked with a racquetball. I appreciate your faith in my abilities.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23717,"We've got to have a talk, you and me.","All right, but later. I've got a meeting now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23718,"If he won't listen to you, who will he listen to?",He won't listen to anybody. He's been very crazy all summer. Since June he's been trying to kill me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23719,You were. I have work to do. The publisher wants the transcripts by Monday. Go. Make yourself at home.,"Fine. My mistake. You know, I'm gonna be a writer myself some day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23720,They're supposed to be evidence. That's why Bastaldi set this up.,Fuck Bastaldi and his brother. These tapes are gold. Do you have any idea what Zammito would pay to get them back?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23721,Same as him. They saw her come. They saw her go. They saw him follow.,Still doesn't explain why he couldn't catch up with her. I mean how long does it take to put on a shirt?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23722,What's happening with my call to SAC?,Still no confirmation either from SAC or Strategic Space Command. They report all surveillance satellite communication jammed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23723,"There are no versions of the truth! This isn't a corporate maneuver, it's my life.",We made a generous compensatory offer for your injuries.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23724,"I'm not tryin' to tell you what to do. But you were way out of line, Nick. What're you doin'? Where's your head?","Where's my head? Where's your fuckin' balls? Huh? You know I'm tryin' to put somethin' really big together out here. You know what I'm talkin' about, huh? You know! If you're actin' like this now, how can I depend on you? There's a lot of things gonna change out here. And if you wanna be there with me, Sammy, you're gonna have to go my fuckin' way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23725,So what? We gonna unload the gold and get a move on?,We leave it where it is. Stick to the plan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23726,"It's all right with you, I'll just hang in the car.",No. You gonna stay close to me from now on. So you don't disappear on me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23727,I'm a writer. Ted Okum said you're producing this Wallace Beery picture I'm working on.,What!? Ted Okum doesn't know shit. They've assigned me enough pictures for a goddamn year. What Ted Okum doesn't know you could almost squeeze into the Hollywood Bowl.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23728,Where's the back door?,It's locked on the inside. It's through that passageway and to the right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23729,I want a guard on you. I'm worried about leaving you alone.,"We're through for the night, aren't we? You go on. Get some sleep. I'll stay until we can get a man out here and maybe catch a cab home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23730,It was lying where on the balcony?,"Near his right hand. About a foot away. Perhaps more. Good heavens, one doesn't use a tape measure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23731,You're the payoff expert. I'm just doing my duty.,"You're playing an angle, college boy. You're getting something out of this so you don't have to hobnob with the fucking rank and file cops who'll hate your guts for snitching. If they're making you a detective, watch out. Some Bureau guys are gonna burn in this and you're gonna have to work with friends of theirs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23732,Lawyer says he can plead it down to five years. I'll serve two.,"Two years. George, I can't wait that long.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23733,There's no need for a hospital.,"Why, there certainly is. You must see a doctor, I insist on it. Please, let us take you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23734,Right on. You fly?,"Oh, here and there. I flew something similar in my Academy days.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23735,"What about this, Burns? Kidnapping, eh?","Oh, trying to frame me, eh! I never saw this woman before in my life!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23736,You had a date with Carlton?,It wasn't a date. Jennifer invited me along to dinner with them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23737,He coded. They shocked him one too many times. I'm sorry.,He was tough. You did all you could.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23738,"Dream on, Auggie. She'll be lucky to make it to her nineteenth birthday.",Not if you got her into one of those rehab programs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23739,"They didn't want to give up those one-fifty-fives, sir.","It was a hard assignment, that's why you got it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23740,"It's a convent. All you have to do is shut up, behave yourself, and get along.","With nuns? With rulers? No way. I'm gonna go back, work things out with Vince.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23741,"You were the only man who knew the desert well enough, the only man who would cross seventeen hundred miles of nothing.",I had to get back to the desert. I made a promise. The rest meant nothing to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23742,The tide's running. It'll take us to the light.,It'll take us to Budapest if you're not careful.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23743,I'll tell her but she won't take it.,Then she's not as smart as I thought she was. You've seen her in the depositions. Tell me you don't have any doubts?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23744,You test each one thoroughly?,"You better believe it, buddy. Your average Rolls Royce doesn't have to pass as many tests. You want consistency? You want dependability? You want safety?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23745,Don't give me the musketeers! How'm I going to keep the guy ashore?,Tell him you get seasick on a yacht. Play miniature golf with him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23746,She left you right?,Yeah. She was the one called Joanne. How'd you find that out?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23747,"It's about a girl who had just come to Paris from her home in Oslo. At the house of some friends she met a man about whom she'd heard her whole life, a very great and courageous man. He opened up for her a whole beautiful world full of knowledge and thoughts and ideals. Everything she knew or ever became was because of him. And she looked up to him and worshipped him with a feeling she supposed was love.","Yes, that's very pretty. I heard a story once. As a matter of fact, I've heard a lot of stories in my time. They went along with the sound of a tinny piano playing in the parlor downstairs, ""Mister, I met a man once when I was a kid,"" it'd always begin. Huh. I guess neither one of our stories was very funny. Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or aren't you the kind that tells?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23748,What happens if you level with her?,"Even if she doesn't dump me, which is unlikely, she'd never be able to trust me again.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23749,I can't. The radio's at the bottom of the shaft. But Frank'll be looking for me soon. When he gets here I'll contact everybody from the chopper.,"That's no good. It'll be dark soon, there's no other shelter for ten miles. If they show, they'll take you too. Why'd you have to come up here?!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23750,Then it sounds like I'm doing you a favor.,"It may sound that way, but I react out of fear. My life has nothing to do with what I like or don't like. You haven't been listening, have you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23751,While they're strung out?,Exactly. We'd attack the baggage wagons and the rear guard. It would cause the line to buckle. Then we hit the center with our main force and cut them in half.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23752,This is only a vaudeville.,"Oh no. It is a sublime piece. The grandest operone. I tell you, you are the greatest composer known to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23753,How much longer before you can reach him?,Five and a half minutes. He's breached the hot zone..,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23754,He said he'd consider it. It's between you and Rodriguez.,Are you serious? He's going to consider me for he job? What else did he say?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23755,I will not go.,"I will alert the Chinese delegation. You know, I would never have let you go alone, Kundun.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23756,I can't. I have nothing left to bribe with. Can your men at the gate hold out for another day?,"No, Paul, they're afraid. They've demanded to be moved back to headquarters now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23757,We did the decent thing.,"This war's put an end to decent things. I want to close my eyes and jump and give myself for once, hold nothing back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23758,What about the money?,It has to be at Sophie's. She didn't have time to go anywhere else before she came here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23759,"Did you look for his passport, driving licence?","Leonard does not hold a driving licence. As for his passport, I do not know where he keeps it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23760,How did you end up here?,"How did I end up at the third rate chittlin' circuit greasy hole in the wall in West Hell, Virginny? Is that what you're asking ya Daddy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23761,She's been doing ground-breaking research on pattern nightmares.,"Elizabeth, we don't need any outside help. I know these kids. I don't want some hot-shot taking chances with them just so she can get published.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23762,Sure did. Dropped the big one on them.,"Dropped two big ones. Real fighter. You're in the insurance line, Harry?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23763,"Now you've done it. You've given me nervous indigestion. Anything else bothering you, boys?",Just one little thing. How come you were so sure Manfredi and Johnson wouldn't get out of the forest?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23764,You sure I can stay over? My dad won't be back til Sunday.,No prob. I'll pick you up after practice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23765,Your mother's not dead.,"Well, if I go back on my word, I'll kill her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23766,What if she says something important?,I'll be right here. I'll keep it in mind. I'll get a lot more from her without you butting in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23767,"Nope. Heard it. We wasn't far apart. I spotted this buck, then I heard the gun go off and Twombley was gone. I looked over the little cliff we was using for a stand and there the fucker was, deader'n shit. Called it right in.","This is gonna be one fucking mess to clean up. Twombley's son-in-law and daughter are up the weekend. Didn't you say you'd seen him, Wade?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23768,These men you up under. How you let them do ya like that?,"Do me? Do me like this, you mean? Like chainin' me up?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23769,I have to watch rehearsal.,"I gotta hit the library. Anatomy. Some of us have real majors. You gonna be okay, Sid?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23770,That son of a bitch got to be around here somewhere.,I've got him. The guy in the turban.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23771,No way he's going anywhere. He's been well sedated.,He doesn't have to be awake to be on his feet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23772,"Well, would you like to know who it was you were marrying?","Well, a tall handsome Ubangi, I suppose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23773,Not from me. I only stole it. When are you coming over to the Chamberlain's Men?,When I have fifty pounds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23774,Suppose she should leave it?,Leave Shangri-La! That's not likely. You couldn't drive her out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23775,So where is the lamb?,Maybe Gregoire and the witch ate it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23776,You gonna write me a check?,We'll go to my bank. I'll make a withdrawal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23777,"You are with out a doubt the biggest, most pretentious bullshit thrower I know. Like to see what kind of business you'd do.","Look who's talking. Pretentious bullshit. Who's the guy with William Blake and the tigers, eh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23778,"Nobody's trading with anybody! Look, this ain't a goddamn fuckin' city counsel meeting! Listen up Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of 'em. So what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?","Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin' forget it. This is beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink, let's move on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23779,I have great hopes for the future of our co-operation.,"It is too early to implement all the clauses of the Seventeen Point Agreement. We will establish a Preparatory Committee for the Autonomous Region of Tibet. The pace of reform must meet with the desires of the Tibetan people. Changes must be made slowly, as you, yourself, judge necessary.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23780,Are you sure you'll be all right?,"Yes, don't worry. I'll look after your father. You look after her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23781,"Kid, you gave them what they wanted. This committee, it feeds on names. The more names, the better. But for some high-profile witnesses, like yourself, any name will do.","Leo, I didn't give them the names. I wouldn't do that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23782,Where's Little Bill for Christ sake?,Ha. He was building his fucking porch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23783,I want you to leave with us. Right now.,I can't leave. We have to tell this to the President.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23784,Ain't you seen your folks since then?,"No, but I aim to before sundown. Gettin' kind of excited about it, too. Which way you going?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23785,Wow. You ever see her again?,"No. We got a picture, though. One of the waitresses had a camera. God, we were just kids. That was something, wasn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23786,Must be a fulfilling occupation.,It keeps me busy. Everybody always wants something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23787,"I have taken vows. More than one. I've vowed faithfulness to my husband, and sworn to give him a son. And I cannot keep both promises.","You understand. Consider, before you laugh and say no. You will never own a throne, though you deserve one. But just as the sun will rise tomorrow, some man will rule England. And what if his veins ran not with the blood of Longshanks, but with that of a true king?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23788,Are you a psychiatrist? He said it takes time.,"I don't care what he says! We have to do something, Robert! I can't sit here and trust everything's going to work out just by pretending it will.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23789,Don't you want to change?,Man! Our first date and already you're trying to get me to change! You French women work quick!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23790,"Now that's pretty important, Dean. You also told the FBI when you met him, he was six foot two. Then you tell the Commission he was five foot eight. How the hell did the man shrink like that, Dean?","They put the heat on, my man, just like you're doing. I gave'em anything that popped into my cabeza. Truth is, I never met the dude.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23791,"Get some rest, Dave, and you'll feel better in the morning. We'll talk then.","Yeah, yeah. But leave me alone for awhile. I got to make some calls.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23792,The coat? A guy I did a favor once gave it to me. Christ.,"Who'd you ever do a favor for? You just let some poor bastard freeze to death, wouldn't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23793,I'm afraid I've gotten too old for this sort of thing.,But you must! I can't do it alone. I'm not at all like my father. I'd never make it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23794,"Very well, thank you. I'm with the County Family Services Department. Eve tells me you've been living in a bomb shelter most of your life.",Fallout shelter. There's a difference.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23795,"When your son came back from the war, what did he say about all this?",That he'd keep an eye on Miyamoto. Watch out for him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23796,But you said you liked men to use their hands.,"No. I said I liked Johnny to use his hands. I don't give any rules, Nick. I go with the flow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23797,"Boys, listen. You're scaring the straights. Let's save this until tomorrow, okay?","This won't wait until tomorrow, Venkman. It's hot and it's ready to pop.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23798,"Maybe we should go with them. Like you said, your Space Lab connections can deal with this thing. At least we'll be safe.",They are not going anywhere. I cut power to the shuttle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23799,"He's dead and there's nothing we can do. Come on, Frank, that's it.",He's not dead. It's a heroin overdose. Break out the Narcon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23800,You want me to follow them to Littleton?,"Let's get to the top and talk to Jack first. He'll know what happened. He fucking better. If this coulda been avoided, I'll put that kid's ass in a sling.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23801,Did you know Mrs. Rexroth was married?,Of course. Of course she was married. What else would she be? Single? I don't think so.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23802,And for that you'd kill Grace?,For that I'd kill a nun on Easter Sunday.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23803,Tell me more about Cabot.,"He's a cool guy. A real nice, real funny, real cool guy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23804,It's desperate that I talk to her.,"I've already told you, she's not home.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23805,You have it with you?,It's in my bag.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23806,They must have turned him down.,Yes. He called some of the biggest people in town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23807,Where the hell are we?,Just short of Zeta II Reticuli. We haven't even reached the outer rim yet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23808,Can you prove any of this?,"Absolutely not. A good conspiracy is an unprovable conspiracy. If you can figure it out, they screwed it up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23809,How long can he stay down? Without breathing?,It depends. He should come up soon. Unless he's decided to stay for the night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23810,"Mommy's fine, Dylan. Just had a bad dream. What're you doing out of bed?",Rex woke me up. He was fighting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23811,"You wouldn't kiss him, huh?",Not with my mouth open.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23812,Have you contacted the British Home and the Royal Hospital?,"Ah, no sir. I had planned to see them in the morning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23813,"A letter from who, you shit sucking cock master?",It's from your mother.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23814,Meth precursors and the Dutch party favors are en route.,"All I want to know is the where and the when. Spare me mini moves, progress reports and bullshit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23815,"Get a good night's sleep. We got a new suit, new shirt, new tie, and I'm going to shave you myself. Tomorrow we want you to look respectable for fifty million of your fellow Americans.",My life won't be worth a nickel after tomorrow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23816,I don't deal black-jack clips! It's policy. I got ethics here.,"Yeah, when did that start? Come on, man! It's what people want to see, and you know it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23817,"I didn't speak to him, sir. But Colonel ""Bat"" Guano was in command of the Special Service battalion, so I would imagine he did.","I want him upped to Brigadier General, and recomended for the D.S.C.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23818,"Pleased to meet you finally, George. I am Augusto Oliveras.","My pleasure, Augusto. Diego has told me much about you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23819,The press is everywhere outside. They're going nuts for these guys. What do you want to do?,You're not being charged. It's up to you. Do you want to talk to them?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23820,"Well, Bellerophon, it turns out, was only really effective against Chimera.","But you were under specific instructions to bring back a living sample of the Chimera virus. I'd be very interested to know how, after you'd managed its recovery intact, it subsequently got destroyed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23821,Did he die in the fire?,He was dead to us. We were free. That was all that mattered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23822,He's dead. I was just there. Somebody slit his throat.,"Jesus. Jack, that's a story. 'Swish Actor Gets The Gay Blade.' Let me get my camera.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23823,"Oh, I'm sorry. This is Peter Venkman. Peter, Janosz Poha.",Pleasure to meet you. I've seen you on television.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23824,When was the last time you gave her money for Wynant?,Yesterday. I gave her a thousand dollars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23825,Three in the morning? I don't think so. I have to go to bed early. I work days. It must have been somebody else.,No. It was you. You had some manila folders and a pink bag from Saks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23826,It should all in the report. I told you guys everything. She was giving birth in the fucking car. She grabbed the wheel and I lost control.,"I did read that, yes. What hospital were you going to? I mean the Lodovico Street Bridge isn't exactly on the way to Mercy General.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23827,It's not that easy.,Of course it isn't. It's always difficult when someone you love dies. But you can't feel responsible because she had a car accident.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23828,Pendergast! Help! It's right behind us!,This door's locked. Try shooting the hinges off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23829,"Walter, I can't tell you how badly I feel about this. There was no excuse for Hartwell to fly off the handle.",I was only doing my duty. Nothing personal in it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23830,Have they said anything about our area?,"Philadelphia and its outlying counties are cleared, but who knows for sure?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23831,Why don't we go in? Get another crack at him tomorrow.,We got a barrel on him. We can't lose him. We stay out here until we find him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23832,Are you saying Sergeant West tried to kill you?,"No, ma'am, he just wanted us to quit. Making it through was kind of an honor. Some of the other guys on the base told us that if you could hack Section Eight, Command would consider you at the top of the class.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23833,"Can't we talk about this alone, Mr. Gittes?","I'm afraid not, Mrs. Mulwray. These men are my operatives and at some point they're going to assist me. I can't do everything myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23834,That kind with the garlic and the oil that I like so much?,"No. The kind from Kraft, with the macaroni and the cheese.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23835,How did you escape?,I didn't. He was cruel enough to let me live. Even gave me a souvenir to remember him by.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23836,"Thirty thousand each, that fucking cocksucker.",That's all? Thirty each. That's all it took for you to murder her?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23837,What happened on the charges?,Guilty on a reduced charge. Hundred dollar fine and ordered to desist. Pigeons carry diseases and muss up the place. You seen it. Plain filth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23838,"No, sir. I'm just bringing the facts to your attention, sir.","You're a good officer, Major, and you're perfectly right to bring these facts to my attention.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23839,Let's say I do want her dead. What is it you want? This morning you weren't a killer.,This morning I didn't know how badly I'd want to get out of this fucking town.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23840,Where'd you learn to do that?,From my father. He was the tribe's shaman.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23841,Do you mean Dr. Whittlesley?,Yes. John made quite a study of the whole museum. He had a copy of my original plans.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23842,Who was your teacher?,I was. But she quite outgrew the little I could show her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23843,For Chrissake! Gimme a break. The guy disappears for seven years and as soon as he comes back it starts again.,"I see your point, Bedsoe, but I have to look at this from the law's point of view. There's something missing here. It's something I'm sure you've come across many times in your career. It's called evidence. Get me a murder weapon with his fingerprints on it. Find me an eye witness. Dig up a motive. Until then we don't have a case against him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23844,Who's in command out there?,Who the hell knows? Everyone's giving orders. It's all very democratic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23845,"A steady job and a few bucks extra, that's all I wanted.","Sure, that's all right when you're a kid, but you'll be pushing thirty pretty soon, slugger. It's time you got some ambition.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23846,We'd never make it. They're probably all over the road.,"We have to try it. We can't stay here. Melanie needs help. Mother, the house won't take another attack.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23847,A miracle? This is modern times! There ain't supposed to be miracles any more!,I guess it ain't modern times in Sicily. He came right from the airport. He wanted to talk to you. You got a love bite on your neck. He's coming back this morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23848,"Four Rangers, three cops, and two civilians. And they took a lady bank teller as a hostage.","They'll probably make a run for the border, which would bring 'em this way. And if we get our hands on those shit asses, we're talking payback time. We'll get 'em all right. I gotta piss. I'm gonna use your commode.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23849,Cleaned up? It can't be cleaned up! Without the nanobot the waste can't be stabilized! That's what we've been trying to tell you! The only thing we can do is run! Run! Run!,"Facts, Dr. Nebbleman. Facts. You've been using cryogenics to control the waste from the mouse experiment, haven't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23850,Jesus. There must be two dozen windows on that thing. How are we supposed to find his?,I told you. They keep him chained in the basement. Come on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23851,"Yes, I slept with him but that was a long time ago.","You're lying. Marsh was wearing a cast on the tape. It was right before he went to Chicago and met Miss Lawson. He dumped you for her, didn't he?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23852,You decide. Today is your day.,"Really? My day? Well, I had a sweet little mongrel puppie named Puff when I was a girl. This one reminds me of my dog, all shaggy! So cute! I loved my doggie very much, monsieur.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23853,You're a fat hypocrite. You don't feel any sorrier for Ugarte than I do.,Of course not. What upsets me is the fact that Ugarte is dead and no one knows where those letters of transit are.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23854,"You coming to party tonight, Ostreicher, ya fuckface?",Depends if my date wants to stop by.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23855,How did you know it was Captain Charles?,"I questioned the maid, and she admitted Charles had been Madame Bonaparte's lover for several months.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23856,Have you found Dr. Bright?,No. The captain of the containment crew is closing down the main lab. He says the area has got to be evacuated.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23857,I didn't do anything.,"Maybe you didn't, but I'm here to find out about a disturbance. Some neighbors called said they heard screaming and a loud crash.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23858,He could have died.,But he didn't. And neither did you. And I'm glad about that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23859,"Torrio ain't like them guys. He thinks like an American. You'd like him, Charlie. He'd like you.",Maybe. But he'd still be the Boss.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23860,Thanks. I am. Where's Martha?,"I don't know. Drunk somewhere. Try the bar. And if you find her, tell her to come, it's almost midnight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23861,Have they analyzed the one that was killed?,Not yet. They're working on it now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23862,"We've got to get rid of it! There's been a balls-up somewhere, and when the music stops they'll jump on whoever's holding the cheque!",Send it to somebody else. Send it to Buttle. It's his cheque.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23863,"Doyle wouldn't really kill you, would he?","I promise we're gonna get away from him. The time has to be right, that's all. I'd rather him get tired of me and leave me. Then he wouldn't want to hurt me. He wouldn't care then. We'll be fine. I promise. You go to bed now. I love you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23864,Has anyone seen Rudolf? I don't think he came in last night.,"No, honey, I haven't seen him. Didn't you feed him this morning?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23865,Speak up in Donovan's class. He likes people with an opinion. Sit in the back for Royalton. He tends to spit when he talks about products liability.,And make sure you read the footnotes in Levinson's class. That's where all her exam questions come from.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23866,Think we're going to do it? Think we're going to war?,Not up to us. Up to the Iraqis. All they have to do is get out of Kuwait.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23867,"How you're saying she killed her parents? Did she kill Bobby Vasquez, too?",Not unless she got up in the ring and turned into one mean sonofabitch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23868,The old boy shot by the highway?,"Yessir, his vehicle. Man killed Lamar's deputy, took his car, killed someone on the highway, swapped for his car, and now here it is and he's swapped again for god knows what.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23869,What's the matter? You gotta get back to Shaw?,"Naw, he picked up some jane in the bar. Can't see him till morning anyway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23870,You're makin' a big fuckin' spectacle of yourself.,"Me?! I wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for you. You brought down so much fuckin' heat on me. I mean, every time I meet somebody here, the big question is do I know you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23871,You coulda picked up a tab every once in a while.,I did! I paid for half the fuckin drinks!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23872,I'll have him call the moment I hear from him.,Tell him not to waste time calling. To get over here soon as he can. I think Thorwald's pulling out tonight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23873,"Oh, come on! Murder one and armed robbery, Thelma!","Murder one! God, Louise, can't we even say it was self-defense?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23874,His parents? Is that what he told you? His parents?,That's what he said. He told me he lived with his mother and father on East Seventy-fourth Street.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23875,Yeah? You got a lady now?,"Yeah, I went on a date last week.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23876,Shut up! Where's your wallet?,In my jacket. Left inside pocket.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23877,"Lady, you don't have to keep up a running commentary.",I'm afraid if I stop talking I'll lose you. Just name any reasonable amount and it's yours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23878,Don't you see how your self involvement and lack of humility are affecting the whole family?,I paid off the mortgage! I ordered that Winnebago you always wanted! Now you're ashamed of me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23879,Him? You saw that man?,"Uh, I think so. In the mental hospital.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23880,"I was just baiting him! Bobby, I had to tell him that to get his guard down. Just like you told Jake you was going to kill me!","You lied to me all along! Lies, all lies. Your mother, your father, what story are you on now? How come the town didn't know you was his daughter?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23881,What's all that gunfire?,The Russians. On the other side of the river. All you have to do is hang on for a few more weeks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23882,You serious? This is how you guys do business? I can't believe you aren't dead.,"Look, there's no fuckin' way I'm gonna give you the key, outside of you point a gun at my head. Then we might have something to talk about. Now step away from the car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23883,"A baseball game isn't worth the risk, my friend.","It is to me! An' if I hafta bust way outta this place to see it, I will!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23884,You think he's lying?,"Use your head. The guys got five million lying around his house, you really think he's gonna tell some motormouth he just met in prison about it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23885,"This is private, Auggie. Just between you and I.","You heard her, pipsqueak. The lady and I have private business to discuss. Go outside and stand in front of the door. If anyone tries to come in, tell 'em we're closed. You got that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23886,But you would not stay with me.,Could not. Could not betray the girl to whom I was betrothed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23887,I have on occasion disobeyed orders.,And you were obeying or disobeying orders the night you arranged the assassination of Chancellor Gorkon?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23888,They're liars and cowards.,I'm sure they are. But what do we accomplish by pointing it out?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23889,"Yes, don't worry. I'll look after your father. You look after her.",I'll be back as soon as I've got her far away and safe. We'll hunt this fiend down together.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23890,You're not following procedure.,Procedure went out the window a long time ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23891,I can't tell you how upset I would be if you were lying.,"Ann, you are completely paranoid. Not ten minutes ago I wanted to make love for the first time in weeks, and you act like I'm dipped in shit. You know, I think there are a lot of women that would be glad to have a young, straight male making a pretty good living beside them in bed with a hard on.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23892,Now why would you do that? Put the money in a locker?,Because there were a zillion DEA guys hanging around the terminal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23893,General Greene is here. There are two other divisions here.,"Colonel Hamilton. Anyone who served under Arnold, I want them shipped north. I don't want any troops here who served under Arnold.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23894,Blow the ship up?,And the creature with it. We can make it back to Irth in the lifeboat.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23895,The men. Do any of them still live around here?,Two men left town right after it happened.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23896,Splendid! Is he sick?,"No, worse. He's discouraged. At exactly ten-forty-five PM tonight, Earth time, that man will be thinking seriously of throwing away God's greatest gift.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23897,Did you talk to him?,"Nope. His mom said he's grounded for his next three lifetimes. He isn't to consort with his computer friends. The secret service is really out to get him. Hey there's a big party tonight, you wanna go?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23898,Like you need to admit that losing your parents when you were twelve was traumatic.,"It's with me all the time, Claire, I just don't like to talk about it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23899,You're still convinced there's a link to the department?,If there isn't I've just wasted the last six months.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23900,Stop! I'm sick of your bullshit!,My bullshit? I'm not the one who goes to a karaoke bar filled with gangsters! I'm not the one who goes to massage parlors to bust crime lords!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23901,"What's this about, money?","It's about money, all right, but not yours. You see, me and my brother here are in a little hot water and we need your assistance.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23902,You wouldn't have done that?,"Oh no, I would have done that. But I would have made sure I killed them, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23903,Your job is done. You interfere with the living again.,Tell me I'll get hurt. That I might die. I've already done that. I don't need anyone's help. Yours included.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23904,How come you didn't let him shoot me?,"Like I said, I'd still be up on that mountain, frozen solid, it wasn't for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23905,She's still talking to Jesus.,What worries me is that Jesus is talking back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23906,"At least Masseria plays by the rules. Maranzano thinks he's God, and the rules don't apply.","Without us, Masseria don't stand a chance, and he knows it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23907,"And you liked fucking him, didn't you, you fat little whore?",I liked it when you caught me fucking him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23908,"Can I say something, here?","Yes, you can tell me about the minor cut you found on the deceased's right hand. The report says 'recent origin'. How recent? As much as 24 hours before death?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23909,Brace yourself. We've got about 12 hours worth if we close off the sections we're not using.,The storm's gonna last longer than 12 hours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23910,That little black line?,"That little black line means death for this infant. The fibula won't heal straight, so the ankle joint can't pivot when he stands on his hind feet. The baby won't be able to run, and probably can't even walk. It'll be crippled, and a predator will pick it off before it gets more than a few weeks old.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23911,"How dare you accuse us? I always knew you had stolen the sword! I've done nothing but protect you and your family. And you're repaid me with nothing but contempt. Li Mu Bai himself spared you, and all you do is insult him. We wanted some peace and you've ruined it all! You're no sister of mine!","What do I care? You were never a real friend anyway. But I wonder, how long could you last as my enemy?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23912,"Perhaps your memory plays tricks, Mrs. Peel.","That's possible. Sir August was convinced he'd met me before. But I'd never met him. Another odd thing. When it rained, he said it was just as someone had promised.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23913,"The movies are a good second date, you know, as a date?",But you never had a first date.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23914,Better now than later. We'll still be friends. I'm dying here.,"Jesus, it's a real gash, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23915,"You're not a client anymore, Tran. I wouldn't sell you the sweat off a dead dog's balls.",I already got everything I need from you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23916,"It just takes time, Julie. It's gonna get better.","It can't get worse. I mean, it's not like this was the first time I freaked out in class. I hardly ever get a full night's sleep, my grades suck, I'm this close from being thrown out of school.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23917,I saw her come in five minutes. ago.,"Oh, no! She hasn't been here at all! I would have seen her, you know. I've been right here all the time, putting olive oil on my rubber plant leaves!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23918,"Right. But when you deflower a girl, that's it. You did it. You were the one. No one else can ever do it.","Yeah. The way I see it. My outlook on the this situation is. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying. It's like, if you died tomorrow, and fifty years from now all the virgins you fucked are gonna remember you because you were their first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23919,That's a crackpot theory. Everybody says so.,"But he believes in it. That's all that matters. He toyed with you, you toy with him. Convince him you've got a lead on Suspect Zero. Use Zero, you'll find Low.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23920,"You don't have to drown that fella, Spanky. You already scared him half to death. He didn't know who he was fucking with.","But you do. What does that say about you, Ray? What does that say about me? I've given you a lot of leeway over the years on account of your father. But he didn't last long enough to teach you the meaning of the word respect so I guess I'm gonna have to school you myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23921,"You could help me try and figure it out! I gotta figure out what to do, and you could try and help me.","I suggested we go to the police, but you didn't like that; so, frankly, Louise, I'm all out of ideas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23922,Tell us about him.,Just some young guy. Around twenty years old. Dark hair.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23923,How do you know Catherine Tramell saw my reports?,She knows stuff about me that only you know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23924,"Thanks for backing me up here, Uncle Claude.",Don't Uncle Claude me. You get a load of those crackers? Couldn't be a mouthful of teeth among the bunch of 'em. Why you want to pick a fight with people like that for?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23925,You two fucks listen up. Doucet's killing people and you're wasting valuable time busting two-bit Technothugs.,"But sir, Sergeant Wade saved the hostages.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23926,Then it won't go after the others?,"No. It's still hunting, but not for the hormones.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23927,"All the same, you must name an amount.",It is entirely up to you. I want the best.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23928,"Yes, it's quite possible.","You keep saying that, but you don't tell me how. How could a producer make more money with a flop than with a hit?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23929,But think of all the poor devils who cannot meet Renault's price. I get it for them for half. Is that so parasitic?,I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23930,I don't have your number.,Call me at work. We can arrange to meet properly. I don't want this to be the last conversation we have. I know what you're like.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23931,I came down at the Queen's request. I'll take my orders from her.,"In matters concerning the Household, I act on her behalf.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23932,You think this is the guy who did it?,"We think he could'a been involved, yeah. You know him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23933,I was only talkin' to her.,She's off limits for bums like you. Leave her alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23934,You never told him?,I didn't want him to get the credit. He said I'd stabbed him in the back. Called me a two-bit grocery clerk from Whittier.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23935,"I declare, you'll let that money haunt you to your grave, Willa Harper!",I would love to be satisfied Harry Powell don't think I've got that money somewhere.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23936,Number twenty-two's thighs are just great. Who's he?,Jose Galindo. He hit .314 at Lynchburg last year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23937,I'm an old friend of the mayor's. I just want to say hello to him.,"I know who you are, Doctor Venkman. Busting any ghosts lately?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23938,You think what we're doing is so wrong? And what are you doing? Pursuing goodness? For what? To answer to some supreme tribunal?,My only concern is the human tribunal. Isn't it yours?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23939,I'm looking for a gal name of Judy. Works over by the slaughterhouse. Said she lived on Plank Road.,"Plank Road. Yes sir. That's up a ways. Mile, maybe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23940,You got a dog?,It's not ours. It's George's.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23941,Where are your men now?,"Pinned down, a mile east of here, waiting for some help from the navy guns.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23942,That was stressful. I found that stressful.,"Yeah, but you were good, you were really good. Fucking bin-bag', I liked that. You were good. You explored your maleness to the full there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23943,Are you threatening me?,I'm trying to get you to listen to reason.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23944,"Maybe. I don't know. Seems more likely Becker does, but at the very least she knows how I died.",Let's see if they have an address for Becker. I also want to figure out more about the kid you helped her with.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23945,"No. I didn't. I swear I didn't. I probably helped push you to kill yourself, but I didn't do it.",I didn't kill myself. I died from a blow to the head. How'd it happen? I have to know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23946,"That music is for everyone, Mister McMurphy.","Well, say, how 'bout easin' it down a bit so a man don't have to shout!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23947,What about your friendly cop?,"My ex-husband. My work drove him away. Made his life a misery. He thinks I'm obsessed, punishing myself for what happened to our son. But he's a good guy. He'll listen to you. He won't turn you in if I ask him not to. I can pretty much guarantee that. Okay?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23948,"I'm glad you think so. If you ask me, it's foolish. I told you there's no sense in our staying here tonight. We could make New York in less than three hours.",I couldn't arrive in New York at three in the morning. Everybody's in bed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23949,"Don't see why I can't ride, too! I'm second in command, damn it!",The colt's still too small.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23950,Are you my attorney? I'm Emil. I'm insane.,I'm not your lawyer until I see the money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23951,"I can't leave, Ray. It's part of my negotiator's oath. Once I'm in the room with the hostage, I have to stay.",You don't want to see what I'm going to do to her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23952,"Yeah, I sent you pictures. Here's what I'm thinking. If they take out the cameras and sensors, they could probably put a bomb in this thing. You drop it in the water in the Red Sea and three weeks later it's swimming up the Potomac.","This is good work, X, damn fine work. You need to press on at all costs, find out what they have planned with this ""Ahab"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23953,Would you like a cigarette?,"No, thank you. They stain my fingers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23954,"Whatever it is, it's out of your jurisdiction. This man is not a prisoner of war. Not any more. He is a saboteur.",He is a prisoner of war until you can prove sabotage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23955,It is not me. It is the orders. I am your friend. I am your best friend here.,"Cut out the guff, Schulz. We're on to you. You know everything that's happening in this barrack. Who's tipping you off?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23956,And you honestly expect me to believe all this?,"I don't care what you believe. I saved your life once, I don't plan on making a habit of it. You want my advice, you'll be out of the city by nightfall. If you're stupid enough to stay, that's your business.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23957,At least you have a mother.,Fuck you! You think I want this? That money's a burden to me. Every day I wake up and I wish I could give that back. I'd give everything I have back to spend one more day with my father. But that's life. And I deal with it. So don't put that shit on me. You're the one that's afraid.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23958,May I offer you a drink?,"Oh, I don't want to put you to any inconvenience.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23959,"I can understand your desire to redeem your reputation, Dr. Weir, but it doesn't factor into this.","This is not about my reputation! This is not about me at all! The Event Horizon was created for one reason: to go faster than light. Imagine mankind exploring new solar systems, colonizing new worlds. Seven years ago, we didn't just lose the ship and the crew. We lost the dream. I have to go.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23960,What are we going to do with him? We can't dump him in the street.,Bring the car round back. I know a place Upstate they'll never find him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23961,Does this assignment interest you?,"Yes, Minister, I am interested in any work in which I can be of service to Captain Galgenstein.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23962,"I know it, son. But tonight's going to be even tougher.","George, I know you have to deal with Felicia and you're caught in the middle, and if you can just bear with me tonight, well, I appreciate the way you've handled the situation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23963,"What is the danger from the Chinese, now?","Very complicated, Holiness. Let me tell you current news. The Chinese have launched a deceptive campaign aimed at convincing the world that Tibet belongs to China. We sent a mission to the Chinese National Conference. Our attendance was a grave mistake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23964,"What makes you think they were lesbians, or as you so quaintly put it, dykes?","Come on, they were a little old for a slumber party.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23965,"But you never let me see you kill, Louis.",Lestat taught you all you need to know about that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23966,Any sign of Santa?,"He must be behind that curtain. Relax. We're undercover. We need to give off the appearance of calm. You see Esther, the trick to undercover work is to try and blend in. Act as a Gentile would.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23967,How did he get over there?,"Easy! Walked right through the gate, past the guard. Like he was some Kraut Field Marshal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23968,And what are inappropriate levels of hostile attention?,"Colonel, imagine the utter chaos that would result from un-led armies having at each other. There must be gentlemen in command to lead and, when appropriate, restrain their men.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23969,It'll yank him right off his feet if he's not expecting it. The line could get tangled in something.,But what can we do? He's out of radio contact.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23970,"You were lucky, Max.","Yup. So darn lucky. I wake up with a .22-short floating in my brainpan, and a cop pension I can't live off of. Good thing I wasn't any luckier. Bobby! Another shooter right here!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23971,"Steamroller stuff, Joe? My methods don't go in Washington? They've done pretty well by now, haven't they?","Oh, Jim, that's beside the point. This boy's different. He's honest and beside he thinks the world of me. We can't do this to him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23972,So what did he say when he called?,"Nothing much. He said his socks and underpants were dirty, and would we mind driving up with his things. Fucking kids, huh? They take you for granted every time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23973,But you was going to fight for me.,I wasn't going to fight for you. I was just going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23974,"I'm telling you, something's wrong. I still haven't heard from Pendergast. I think you should call it off.",It's too late now. Guests are arriving. The Mayor's car is pulling up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23975,I breached protocol. I broke contact with the S.A.C. I ignored a primary tactical rule and left him alone with the device.,Agent Scully says it was she who ordered you out of the building. That you wanted to go back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23976,"What's your shpiel, Santa?","Whoa, whoa there. C'mon Mordechai, is this any way to treat an old family friend? Let's cut out all the unpleasantness. I admit, I went way overboard with the whole Hanukkah thing. Let me make it up to you. How about a peace offering? Girls.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23977,Your vessel did destroy U.S.S. Grissom. Your men did kill Kirk's son. Do you deny these events?,We deny nothing! We have the right to preserve our race!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23978,Won't he be looking for you about now?,Good luck to him. He couldn't find his prick if he didn't wear Y-fronts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23979,We are falling back on all fronts. Our soldiers are retreating.,"No good, baby, no good. You heard my orders. Nobody retreats. Attack! Attack!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23980,"No he's not! Do you realize how much money he made for this studio over the years? ""Dracula""! ""The Raven""! ""The Black Cat""!",Yeah? Well now he's a junkie. He don't deserve to work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23981,Lyssa. Where are they keeping you?,In a great fortress in the mountains. Wait. Something's happening.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23982,I suppose we're both old men now.,"You'll always be older than me, Father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23983,Bad luck. What's the exposure like?,"Two minutes, tops. It's a tough two minutes. It's daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd. But you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23984,De Moraes? I was asked here by a Mrs Spitz.,"That would be Mrs De Moraes mother, Sir. Mr and Mrs Spitz are here with their daughter.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23985,You're staying at the hotel?,"I wish, but it's full. They recommended a pension in town. They say that all of Taormina is full. What's going on here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23986,"Out. If Dad doesn't care enough about us to be here on his birthday, then why should I care? I'm going to a movie.",No you're not. You're going to stay here until your father gets home and have cake!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23987,"Sir, this candidate believes he'll make a good officer, sir!","No way, Mayo. You don't give a shit about anybody but yourself and every single one of your classmates knows it. Think they'd trust you behind the controls of a plane they have to fly in? Hey, man, I figure you for the kind of guy who'd zip off one day in my F-14 and sell it to the Cubans.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23988,A Fed? Is he close?,I don't think so. Their Fix gave us the heads up and Jake's got a plan that'll probably keep him off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23989,"But I understand you, Mom. I always have.","Well, clearly you don't. But I'm not the mystery you're trying to solve right now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23990,You don't seem like the type who does business with Mr. Shreck.,No. And you don't seem like the type who takes orders from him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23991,"It's a standard GUI. Once I've got a concept, it's maybe three day's work.",Gary knows I'm close on Skywire. We have to do this fast.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23992,"First big night of liberty and no date? You're pathetic, Wickwire.","Maybe I'll just head over to McP's with the others, have a drink or four. Don't wanna come, do you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23993,Fine. We hit this bank.,"You'll be smiling once you've got all that money to spend, cousin. Cole Younger's going to make everybody rich!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23994,"I tell you, the soldiers were provoked. Now stop this pussyfooting around. Dead kids! How the hell did we ever give the Democrats a weapon like this? I mean, if Cambodia doesn't work, we'll bomb Hanoi if we have to.","That's right! And if necessary, I'll drop the big one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23995,It's transparent. The press'll be all over it.,"Six months from now, I'm not going to care. Are you? We'll deal with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23996,Are you so certain you are away from it?,As far away as I ever want to be.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_23997,They were the ones that put us together.,"Because they wanted me to invalidate your work, your investigations into the paranormal. But I think this goes deeper than that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23998,He didn't mention a park.,"This is where he marked on the map, Scully. Where he says those fossils were unearthed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_23999,"It's only a physical problem. He has trouble with certain sounds because of the constrictive deformity of the mouth. But he can talk, and has a great eagerness to make contact with people who will let him. So if you have any difficulty understanding what he is saying, just tell me and I'll make it clear.","Speaking is one thing, Treves, but can the man comprehend?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24000,Is there milk in them already?,"No, the milk comes when the baby comes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24001,You let me take care of your mother. You just pack your bags.,But I've got school.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24002,"Immediately. Is this the Daily News? Melanie Daniels. Would you get me the city desk, please?",I might be able to have them by tomorrow morning. Would that be all right?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24003,A kiss? Did you have sex with him?,"No, I said it was our first date.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24004,"And you know our friends, how?",We live next door.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24005,Your lady friend did.,The lady's not a friend. She's a whore. Someone at a special screening I attended mentioned certain goods could be got from an Austrian here in London. And not just movies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24006,"When you put your mouth to his, Susan, it seems a frequent thing.",Drew is none of your damn business. Nor is where I put my mouth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24007,I don't want them left back.,They won't be left back. They'll stay in their grade.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24008,I came to visit you.,Bullshit. I've known you fifteen years. You don't visit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24009,Don't you have any savings?,"I'm obsolete. I have nothing to live for. Tonight, I should die. And you should come with me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24010,You got the wrong man.,"I did not get the wrong man. I got the right man. The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man! I accepted him, on trust, as the right man. Was I wrong? Anyway, to add to the confusion, he died on us. Which, had he been the right man, he wouldn't have done.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24011,"Look, I'm just tellin' you how Tommy feels. Jake is makin' it hard on himself. Tommy wants him with us. It's as simple as that.","Talk some sense into him, will ya? You're still his brother. If he ain't gonna listen to you, he ain't gonna listen to nobody!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24012,"Something bad happened to Del and me, didn't it?","Yeah, hon. Real bad. You just get some sleep, everything's gonna be fine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24013,"What do you think has happened to your son, Mrs Spitz?","You wouldn't be here if I knew, Mr Lombard. What I do know is that he has not been at work for three weeks. That enquiries to the police and London hospitals have borne no results. And that a check with his bank revealed he has not used his account for four weeks now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24014,Can't he come out for one day?,We've been over this a hundred times. It's too dangerous for him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24015,It's for your own safety. Now what can you tell us about Sergeant John Vincennes?,Trashcan Jack. The Big V. I can tell you he's on the Night Train to the big adios.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24016,I want them arrested and hanged!,"Would a jury around here convict their own? I think not. We're beginning an interesting game here, Mr. Rains.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24017,No more sitting in this room. I've let it go on long enough.,I'm not going out anymore. I'm not getting hurt again. This was the last time. I told you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24018,I never met the man.,I know you've been very careful not to. That's why I'm concerned.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24019,"Hey, you think I don't know what's at stake here? We practically compromised our whole operation to save your puckered old ass! And for what?","Our operation?! Our operation?! I built this operation, you fucking turd stain.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24020,"Cutting it a little close, don't you think? So how was she? Compared to Stephanie, say.",Horny as shit. Flopping around like a landed trout.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24021,"If you knew it was impossible, then why'd you waste my time?",I thought you wanted an answer. And that's the only one I have.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24022,"That's not how our thing works! I hurl the accusations and you talk me down, remember?","Not this time. You don't have any reason to be mad at me. You broke my heart. I should be royally ticked at you, man. I should be really cheesed off. I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24023,I'm serious. No interference.,Nobody's gonna interfere with your running the casino. I guarantee it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24024,I called him from Washington. He's the one who asked me to be here at eleven in the morning.,"I told you, he had to go out on a case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24025,She wants to kill you.,You'd say anything to keep me away from her. To keep her for yourself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24026,Mitchell was too drunk.,"Or just drunk enough. He was with her when she registered. He knew where her room was. You were out most of the evening. There was a lot of mess to clean up . Waiters coming and going, the door standing open. Suppose Mitchell came in to grab a drink for himself, then wandered out on this balcony, then realized betty's balcony was just below yours.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24027,But why? She's the best friend I've got.,"She isn't anybody's friend, and I don't like you living with her. She's a bad influence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24028,The little creep hates it that Eric actually does what the company hired him to do.,Watch it with Meyerling. Man's as mean and corrupt as they get. Cut his mother's throat if it'd get him a couple votes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24029,I thought all our colonial scouts were in the militia?,"I ain't your ""scout"". And I am in no damn militia.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24030,I thought it was Taylor's case?,Sucked in officers from all over the county. And it was the worst six months this station ever had.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24031,Sit down! We didn't come here to watch you and that broad dance around a May pole. Where were you the afternoon the girl was killed?,"I can't remember offhand, Lieutenant. Maybe I was over at Charlie's shooting pool. Maybe I was here. She'd remember.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24032,But what happened to the little deer?,Probably hit by a car. Hard to see things in the twilight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24033,When do we arrive at Clavius?,We're scheduled to dock in about seven hours. Is there anything we can do for you?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24034,Mind if we sit down?,I'd prefer you didn't. I'm very busy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24035,"You won't get another chance at this, Admiral.","We have no choice, General Calrissian. Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24036,"Just a second, sir. He's got films of the War Room in that thing!",I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to take the film out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24037,You mean you're ready to give up?,Who said anything about giving up? I'll never go back to the company on my knees. Never.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24038,"So who's the rat this time? Mr. Blue? Mr. Blonde? Joe? It's Joe's show, he set this whole thing up. Maybe he set it up to set it up.","I don't buy it. Me and Joe go back a long time. I can tell ya straight up, Joe definitely didn't have anything to do with this bullshit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24039,"Or it could contain some great benefit to us, some astonishing new idea or technology to help mankind.",It could. But the odds of it being any use to us are against it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24040,Too bad we're heading west.,There's a snowmobile. Inside a day we could be on the Yukon. I got money there. Remember that five thousand? Make it ten. Be smart. Take it and walk away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24041,"What was it, pneumonia or cancer?","No, toxoplasmosis. Sort of like a stroke.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24042,I want to talk to him.,"He's groggy, Sonny. Let me get him on his feet and he'll call you back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24043,"See, that's your problem, Frank. By the time you finish figuring out stuff, I'm already finished doing it.","No, Jesse, your problem is you're always doing stuff before I'm finished figuring it out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24044,"I guess not. You'll be heading east from here, huh?",After the meet. Back to Baltimore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24045,Why'd you send for Lenny Marliston?,The kids adore him. They confide in him. His patchouli reeking rear might know if Stacy and Rod were really virgins. Why didn't you ask Jody that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24046,"Cab One, do you see it yet?","The magnetometer is pegged. Side-scan is showing a big return, but I don't see anything yet. Are you sure you got the depth right on this?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24047,"Transmission jammed at the source, sir.",Damn. Alert Starfleet Headquarters. I want to talk with Starfleet Command.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24048,"I don't know what you're talking about, Colonel.","Of course you don't. Now, Lieutenant, how would you like to join me in my quarters? I have a nice fire going.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24049,You like a little coffee with your cream and sugar?,I'm not satisfied till the spoon stands straight up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24050,"Do you ever wonder what happened to us, Susie?","It was a long time ago, Daniel. We were young, different people, heading in different directions. That's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24051,He had a partner. Our own Ray Gallagher. He tagged Wade dangerously defiant. Psychotic. Reckless. Seems our Commissioner didn't like him much. Busted his buns on a narcotic's violation. Wade was sentenced to twenty-five years.,He went dirty and they made an example of him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24052,This mean your finally going to finish your thesis?,"Look, fuck the thesis. I think there's a book here. Your photographs and my research, together.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24053,"Perhaps you've been counting my acres, Mrs. Fairfax, and discovered exactly how poor I really am.","Now that is a lie! See how much you want to create a scandal in exchange for a glowing reputation and polite society laid at your feet! When you break off your engagement to Martha Curtis, I'll divorce William! Do you hear? You get what you want from this world, then throw it all away on love!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24054,"I don't know. Both. My plan right now is to go up on deck, look at the sunset. Come with me.","You go. I don't want to get dressed yet. Come back though. Come back. You know, you look so relaxed, like a completely different person.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24055,"J.D.! Just tell me. I know you're not some schoolboy. Now come on, nobody ever tells me shit.",I'm just some guy. A guy whose parole officer is probably having a shit fit right about now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24056,Father. You sure she's the Supreme Being?,Absolutely sure There's the triple suns on her gloves!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24057,Okay This is okay. Smooth. Can I ask you something? Do you think I tell too many stories in class?,That's what makes you interesting. As a teacher.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24058,Don't take that. Tell him to shut the fuck up.,I can't do that. He's the Man. He'll fire my ass.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24059,"Heller was buried in agency lore, anytime an operative failed or was perceived to have failed, Hoover blackballed their memory. Look at Ness.","Yeah, but the Untouchables took down Capone. Heller got shot and killed. The bad guys beat him. Worse, Sparazza walked.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24060,"It's not supernatural. Mbwun is an animal. Part lizard, part human, a genetic freak of some kind, like the half-goat, half-sheep they found last year in the jungles of Vietnam.",But this isn't the jungle! This is New York. How did it get here? A thing like that crossed two continents. It makes no sense!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24061,"Yeah, Morgan Freeman. But he's a colored guy.","So what? Where's it say in this script he's white? Color is what the part needs, man, somebody to do it has some style. The way it is now, Ronnie could do it, play himself, some cracked out asshole. So whatta you think of the script?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24062,Stop pointing your fuckin' gun at daddy!,"Don't worry, Eddie. Me and Larry have been friends a long time, he ain't gonna shoot. We like each other too much.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24063,At the Hilton. The girls asleep?,I just put them to bed. Can we come to the meeting tomorrow?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24064,Do you know where fuse box is?,"In the cellar, I think. Wait, I'll take care of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24065,Did you ride past Casey Becker's house?,"No, I didn't. I didn't kill anyone, Sheriff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24066,Since Oxford. I knew him when he had nothing but a brilliant mind and enough guts to conquer the world. He's a man of great integrity.,Who buys classified reports for three million pounds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24067,"Gladly, Caesar. And, if you'd like we can take you for a tour of the front at first light.","I'm certain father will be in better humors by then. Now, honor us with your presence at dinner. I'll join you as soon as I see my father's physician.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24068,"Oh, Brad. Let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.","Just a moment, Janet. They may have a telephone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24069,We're going to look for him. Want to come along?,I've got eleven horses to get over the mountains before snow catches me and covers the feed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24070,Fourteen. We finally got him a room upstairs. Should be up there in a couple of hours.,"What do you do, just have someone follow him around with a defribilator?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24071,Do you have bandages?,"In the bathroom. Danny, can you get them for us?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24072,What do you mean Deuce Perkins got clipped last night?!,They shot him in his library.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24073,I like it up here.,Must get lonely being up here so much.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24074,"Mr. Clyde, I remember everything.","Good. Good. Now, I hold in my hand a photostatic copy of the attendance roster for the ""Bread Instead of Bullets Club"" of the University of California, Los Angeles, dated October 11, 1935. A copy of this paper is before you, Mr. Appleton. Do you recognize it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24075,How is Lillian? I haven't seen her.,She wants a divorce.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24076,Your hair looks the same.,It was just a trim.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24077,"Shall I draw your bath, sir?",Make it ice cold.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24078,"Oh, give me a break. Look at her. She don't even know where the hell she is. She'd have more fun at Bordner's.",I'm not taking her to a bar.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24079,It's important that I learn this.,"Why is it important to you? If I inherited all that money, the only thing important to me would be workin' on my swing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24080,Her name is Death.,She had another name once.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24081,"I mean it! No one else would have helped. I take it all back, everything I've said about you.",I encouraged you to come here. My fault as much as yours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24082,Can I stop by my house?,Negative. The T-1000 will definitely try to reacquire you there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24083,The one who lives in the white house across the bay?,That's the one. Cathy Brenner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24084,Then they may read about me.,"Indeed, and for that they are eternally grateful.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24085,You little fuck. Let him go. I'll drop you right here.,"Okay, just calm down. He could hurt us, brother. He could ruin the whole thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24086,Were you planning on kissing me when you finished quoting?,I've been planning on kissin' you for a very long time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24087,The details of my life are quite inconsequential.,"That's not true, Doctor. Please, tell us about your childhood.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24088,"It's over now, Dennis! Don't hurt anyone.",We'll burn this fuckin' place down! I got gasoline all over in here!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24089,Tommy Leonard. The eyewitness in the Corvis case.,Some hooker phoned it in. There was a riot at his apartment yesterday.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24090,But most people are afraid to even report these things.,Maybe. But no one ever advertised before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24091,"You look very pretty in it, Rose. Really, you do.","Well, you're real sweet to make it for me. There never was nobody like you. And you don't need to worry, I ain't goin' out no more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24092,You want me to call the doctor?,"No, no. I just didn't sleep well. I'm not used to sleeping alone. And this heat. Would you mind?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24093,Is Tony one of your animals?,No. It's the little boy that lives in my mouth.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24094,You bring American money?,"Never leave home without it. Lee, this one's on me. You save your money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24095,"Ray, you protected Ty and Larry up in Casitas, didn't you?",You ain't woofin' I did. Stupid down home niggers got no more sense than a fuckin' dog.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24096,I'm losing millions of dollars and months of time while you play chess with these farmers!,"Hardly farmers. I've done some checking. All these were in the War. These men know sabotage, tactics, and have four years of bloody fighting experience behind them. They are disciplined, well-trained and have a charismatic leader. If I were to design the perfect outlaw band, this gang is what I would create.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24097,I've got to go.,No! I won't have you running around in the middle of the night. You're coming home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24098,"You flirt with me, then you run cold. You lead me on, then slap me down. I don't go for being jerked around.","Really? And what game did you want to play? You carry my box for me, and I fall into bed with you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24099,I ordered you to defend this ship.,You ordered me to kill my brother.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24100,You sucked his dick!,"We went out a few times. We didn't have sex, but we fooled around.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24101,"For what? There is no water. You understand that, don't you?","All deserts have water, somewhere. God shall lead us there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24102,There is nothing like a good old country breakfast. Where's Ma?,She'll be here in a moment. She has a special surprise for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24103,Fifty million! Are we talkin' United States dollars?,In used currency. Nothing bigger than a fifty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24104,How'd it go at the trial?,"Great. Donovan actually said the words ""Good work, Ms. Woods"". He takes me seriously! Can you believe it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24105,You think you was sent here cuz you're a good cop?,No. I was sent here cuz I'm Indian. And a good cop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24106,What time do they expect us?,For dinner. Unless I call and tell them we're still in New Hampshire.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24107,I saw him leaving wearing it.,"But couldn't it have been someone else you saw wearing that coat? The same person who planted it in Cotton's car, framing him? The same person who really killed your mother?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24108,"Hey, Doolittle, here's one. An unstable planet. 85% probability of an unstable planet in the Veil Nebula that will probably go off its orbit and hit a star.",Sounds good. Chart a course for the Veil Nebula.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24109,My guess is that she turned him down.,But why? Why would she do that? She's supposed to marry the guy!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24110,Is this leading somewhere?,Potentially. This is the painstaking process of piecing together clues. The cornerstone of the modern science of criminology. Piece by piece we reconstruct the identity of the villain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24111,There's only one I want.,"Her name is Sandra Templeton. She's going to Auburn. The semester's almost over, so you better hurry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24112,I must be going.,Come on. It's Christmas. At least stay for breakfast.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24113,"Ah. Mr. And Mrs. Majors. How wonderful to see you. I am Dr. Cosmo McKinley and this is my sister, and colleague, Nation McKinley.",We understand you've been going through a rather trying time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24114,Do you go to school?,"No. I work for National Paper. It's a good job. I make eight-twenty-three an hour. When I get enough money saved, I plan to go on to college.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24115,Does this mean you like me again?,It means I care about you and what happens to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24116,"The Khamba's gun is his most prized possession. I admire them so. They face a modern, well equipped army, and still, they fight.",Land reform is underway in Amdo. The large estates are being confiscated and redistributed. Landlords are being punished.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24117,Why are you so good at math but not in English?,I'm not good at math. Just geometry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24118,What do you mean? Bruce'll be waiting for you in Albany.,"No, he won't. I wired him that I wasn't coming.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24119,Want me to take 'em up and wash 'em good?,"Thank you, no. Thank you, dear Icey. I'll tend to them. Thank you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24120,"Working with a dead man. Shit, I've done about everything else.","You'll be ready for a trial run in two days. If your splices hold, you'll use McCoy to trace the A.I.'s coordinates.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24121,"Don't worry, Mr. Dickson. We'll find out whether he's telling the truth. I'll have a man from headquarters check up on it right away.",You don't want to check up on anybody. I'll do all the checking up. Wait a minute.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24122,"Don't worry, we'll find her.","Let's hit the road, sooner we get a move on sooner we'll find her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24123,What's the maximum safe dose?,Most we've ever used is half a CC.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24124,"But I wouldn't have if Hiss hadn't lied about knowing Chambers. The documents were old and out of date, like these Pentagon Papers. The key thing we proved was that Hiss was a liar. Then people bought it that he was a spy. It's the lie that gets you.",Hiss was protecting his wife. I've always believed that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24125,Do you want to hear it or not?,Yes. But you might try and spice it up with a little originality.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24126,"Look, sir. I'm no expert on the subject, but I've read some pretty sharp ideas the big boys have. Like, say, both countries agreeing to a million dollar reward and international protection for anyone who gives evidence of cheating to the inspectors. You can't hide those things without a lot of people knowing about it. And if I were going to try and hide a few, I wouldn't want to depend on the fact that some poor slob isn't going to run and blab for a million bucks. We're as smart as they are, and if they cheat, or even hold back information, we'd pull right out.","Major, I hate to say this, but I think you've been enemy indoctrinated, and you don't even know it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24127,"Fire? What are you talking about? He had cancer, John.",Cancer. It was the cigarettes. Right? The cigarettes?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24128,Not bad for a hack. He has a future in yellow journalism.,He kicked major ass and you know it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24129,We need all the help we can get.,"I've dealt with these people before, Maya. They're not going to help us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24130,I spoke to Jeremy. He's watching Sanderson's kid. Sanderson went out after the match and hasn't come back since.,Find him! I want to talk to him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24131,Whoa. Hold on. Aren't they the same guy?,Don't you feel there are different sides to every personality? Maybe even the worst of us is capable of one decent act. We're all human.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24132,How long are they going to hold him?,I don't know. I don't know anything. Except Phil says they got him. And he's in jail.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24133,"I noticed. Starck, anybody home?","If they are, they're screening their calls.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24134,You sure you'll be okay?,"I'm sure. And Kate, thank you for coming. Thank you for being such a good friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24135,"Didn't you just see her lookin' at him? She told me no, but I don't believe her.","C'mon, Jake. You know she's crazy about you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24136,Were they in good heart as they entered enemy territory?,"They spurred onto high ground, My Lord, full of spirit and looking for the Zulu. Full of sport they were, My Lord.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24137,How is Nicole? Is she around?,She's resting. In her room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24138,"Jesus, Tom Walls, that crazy motherfucker.",Used to be my partner.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24139,You should never have gone out in such foul weather.,Someone has to look after you. It could've been someone. It was before.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24140,Stop it. Anne. You're behaving like the person you're married to.,"You don't have anything to complain about, Mother. He was all right last night, wasn't he? I told you not to worry about him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24141,Thanks. You're a real pal! What're we goin' to do with it?,"Plant it, Animal, and grow us a chicken for Christmas.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24142,How can you do that if she's already off the line?,I've had an automatic tracer on this number ever since he tracked you to the museum.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24143,"Hi, you don't look very well. Are you feeling all right?",Been having bad dreams.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24144,"Everything's been shut down. Conserving power, I guess. Green light on the hull, it's intact.","The science workstation has power, I'll see if I can find the crew from here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24145,What'd you do? Wire one of your friends for money?,No. It'd be useless. Father'd get the wire before they would.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24146,"But, never mind. I am thinking we can do much together. This problem with Diego, the stolen car, the jail, is very silly business. To release him from the carcel, it causes me much inconvenience. The fifty kilos could have been a big problem. And I don't like problems.","With all respect, Padrino. Diego is my partner. I do not do business without him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24147,"Yeah, really. I'm no fucking asshole, man. I'm a fucking cop!","OK, cop. I want you to give yourself and your friends on the force a message. Tell them I've got my own reasons to be very interested in whomever did the job on the nuns. I'll double the Church reward if you bring those punks direct to me. 100 G cash. Get it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24148,I heard you talking. Hasn't Rose come in?,"No, she hasn't. I think I hear a car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24149,He hired you. That was a mistake.,"Carl and I were friends from childhood. He was loyal, that's not a mistake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24150,Are mom and dad here?,No. They're at the Franklin Hint Expo at the Skokie Holiday Inn.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24151,Thanks. I can fight my own battles.,"I know you can. Like I said, we been watchin' you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24152,I'd kinda like to come over there and have a look at one of these guys.,I've got a date with one of them at ten. Can you make it?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24153,Sounds like you know the job.,"I've done it once or twice. I blocked their phones to incoming calls, so you'll have to cut in a hard line to talk to him.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24154,"But it is being used, isn't it, Father?",It has not been used yet in this prison. The Governor has grave doubts about it and I have heard that there are very serious dangers involved.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24155,"Well come over, will you? See the place?",Maybe later in the week. First I've got to find myself a job.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24156,She took them kids with her?,Heaven only knows what unholy sights and sounds those innocent little babes has heard in the dens of perdition where she dragged them!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24157,"Affirmative, Captain. Our readings are well below danger level.","Very well. Exercise caution, Lieutenant. This landing is Captain's discretion and I'm the one who's out on a limb.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24158,Track the demon to his lair.,Aye. And hang his foul hide up like dirty laundry for the drying.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24159,He wants to know if you killed Freddie Miles and then killed Dickie Greenleaf?,No I did not. I did not kill Freddie Miles and then kill Dickie Greenleaf. Is he accusing me? Ask him if he's accusing me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24160,"God, you are square.",At least I don't walk the streets like a skunk pussy. I don't screw and fuck with killers and junkies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24161,They just said they wanted time.,"Time for what, Edie? Time to look into me a little more, that's what. No matter how well you cover my tracks now, they'll find out who I am.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24162,Sure. But you want the truth? You're even suspicious of him.,Maybe. I think he's got a few things to learn about our people.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24163,Swell. Let's synchronize detonation time. Do you know when you're supposed to go off?,"Detonation in six minutes, twenty seconds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24164,"Uh-huh. That's exactly what I thought. Beany, go on down to the office, tell Pop to give you the speech. There's a copy on my desk.","Gee whiz, Boss, you know Mr. Norton told me not to leave him, not even for a minute.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24165,Who tripped the alarm?,It's the fire alarm. Somebody pulled the fire alarm.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24166,They were left over from the last shift.,"Those were perfectly good fries, Hamilton. Perfectly good.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24167,"Darlin', Rose has got to go!","I'll talk to her, I'll reason with her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24168,"Fucked up chromosomes, man. Think about it. Their parents all dropped acid in the Sixties.","It beats Dr. Simm's theory. She thinks it's nothing but sex, drugs, and rock & roll.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24169,"Looks like a spore. Fungus of some kind, maybe?",Bloody big if it is. Top's open.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24170,"The content filer has t'be written into the media files so bits coming off the satellite can be read by multiplatforms. Really, omniplatforms. Including whatever new hardware emerges.","It needs a more object-oriented language. This doesn't scale, does it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24171,"That's why Tom wanted you to stay. It's better than squeezing into my room, and I know how you hate hotels.",A hotel would've been fine. We'll have to tell Mr Greenleaf how far his dollar has stretched.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24172,Merely to welcome you to Casablanca and wish you a pleasant stay. It is not often we have so distinguished a visitor.,"Thank you. I hope you'll forgive me, Captain, but the present French administration has not always been so cordial. May I present Miss Ilsa Lund?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24173,Do we have enough fuel to make it back to Earth?,"Don't know, mon. This is a jumpship. Not meant for transport.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24174,Yes and no. Did you recognize him?,No. I only saw his back. He went down another stairwell at the end of the hall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24175,Revenge isn't so hard to fathom. What's clever is getting someone else to pay for it.,Not many people in this world have that kind of fortune.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24176,Why did that man want to kill him?,Said he stole his invention.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24177,"Wait, wait, can I at least have his body?",Donated to science. Perfect.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24178,"No, I guess you're stuck with the one you've got. Have a seat.","Thanks, I'd invite you over to my place, but it's a goddamn mess. You married, Bart?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24179,So you think it might counteract Krueger's ability to make us hallucinate?,Ten CC's of this shit and you won't be dreaming about anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24180,The Warren Commission call him?,His boss was the one on the Warren Commission who handled all the leads to the intelligence community.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24181,"So do I, Jane. I'm on vacation.","Does that mean you'd consider it in two weeks? You don't have to answer now. He wants me to check the deed restriction anyway. You take your vacation, Adam. Say 'bye!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24182,You came to take my wife from me?,I came to kill her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24183,"No, what's the matter with you? Wake up! Are you so dedicated that you have blinded yourself? Are you so committed you cannot face the truth? Bembry is the editor of the newspaper you established. Ask him why your name hasn't been in ""Muhammad Speaks"" in over a year? Ask him why you rate front page in every paper in the country, but not a single sentence in your own.",I'm not interested in personal publicity. Our people know what I'm doing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24184,Do you have any idea how difficult that's gonna be?,I'm offering a half a million dollars worth of white for two hundred thousand. How difficult can that be?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24185,Lookin' for a job?,"No, my old man got a place, forty acres. He's a sharecropper, but we been there a long time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24186,"No, we're paying for the wine.",I don't think so. We're celebrating Miles's book deal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24187,"You sir? Uh-uh. You could never be a putterer. Not a good putterer, sir.","Well, if I couldn't be a good putterer, I wouldn't want to putter. But why? What makes you think I couldn't be a good putterer?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24188,"I don't know the kid, and what little I do scares me.","He's good people, Mr. Reuben. I swear.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24189,Tell me about yourself.,"I'm in California most of the time. Traveling a lot on business. That's about it, really.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24190,It is in my script.,Has there been another goddamn rewrite? How the fuck are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24191,"Woman, have you lost your mind? What's the matter with you?","No, what's the matter with you? Wake up! Are you so dedicated that you have blinded yourself? Are you so committed you cannot face the truth? Bembry is the editor of the newspaper you established. Ask him why your name hasn't been in ""Muhammad Speaks"" in over a year? Ask him why you rate front page in every paper in the country, but not a single sentence in your own.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24192,You mean a misfire?,I mean nothing. The hammer came down and nothing happened. Dimple on the primer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24193,"Left hand's the past. Your right's the present. And the future. But it's not written in stone. It's written in flesh and blood. And flesh and blood will change. See? There's something here, a new line, right across your life line.",Must be my clothes line. No? How bout my phone line?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24194,"Aha! Hello! You're Mildred, right?",I heard you were looking for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24195,It is now nine o'clock precisely. I do not intend to be kept waiting again.,Don't talk to me like I was a second violinist. Go back into the waiting room. Miss Straube will come and get you when I am ready to see you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24196,His landlady knew of no other friends to refer us to.,I don't think he really had any. He had no family either.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24197,007. What do you know of the Caspian Sea?,"Caviar capital of the world. Matchless beluga. Firm, yet subtle. Largest landlocked body of water on Earth. Oil-rich. Hitler wanted it. Stalin beat him to it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24198,We in radio contact with anybody up there?,"Somebody put the wrong crystals in every one of the Hundred-and-First's radios the night before the drop, not one of them works. We're going in blind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24199,I'd prefer we didn't refer to it as my last speech.,"It's the last chance they have for me to kill you. Try to get out of it. They won't let you. They can't. Try to change the schedule and you'll know I'm right. What have you got to lose? It comes down to who you trust, them or me? Test them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24200,But where are my wife and son? What's become of them? Where is Marmont? Where is Mortier?,"The Empress, your son and the whole court left two days ago for Rambouillet. Marshals Mortier and Marmont are probably still in Paris, completing the arrangements.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24201,You broke your arm. You were coming out of a bar. You were drunk.,"At least I was on our side! Look, they want me to testify? I'll testify. I'll tell 'em anything they want to hear! Jesus, Leo, this is my career!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24202,Can't you feel it? I'm hanging in my straps!,"You're not. We're level. Look at the instruments, we're okay!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24203,Cash. It happens to be waiting right at this moment in a locker at the airport.,"A locker at the airport? Jesus Christ, Harry. Tell me you're not really that stupid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24204,"You're really one of us now, aren't you?","You knew that I wasn't before, didn't you? Why did you stay with me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24205,"Might I enquire after the situation, sir, given that I've seen of the French engineering from the ridge above?","Logistics are his guns are bigger than mine and he has more of them. They keep our heads down while his sappers make thirty yards of trench a day. His thirteen inch mortars have a two hundred yard range, so when they're close enough, they'll move them in, lob explosive rounds over our walls and pound us to dust. They look to be three hundred yards out. Bloody murderers. You have three days.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24206,"God, you need help.","I need help? Whose sitting by himself in a room choking his chauncey to a bunch of videotapes, Graham? Not me, buddy. You're the fucking nut. Now show me those tapes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24207,I appreciate your stickin' your neck out. I wouldn't have asked ya if it weren't for Luther.,"Ain't nothin' gonna make up for Luther, kid. Revenge is for suckers. I been griftin' 30 years and never got any.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24208,"I went from first to home on a bunt single, scored the winning run, the bottom of the ninth, two out, August 1, 1939, Snow Hill, Alabama. Maybe I should be heroic more often.",Maybe you shouldn't. Don't get happy. This changes nothing between you and me. You did a good thing and Mother Sister wanted to thank you for it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24209,"Do you intend to marry, my lord?",Your father should keep you better informed. He has bought me for you. He returns from his estates to see us married two weeks from Saturday. You are allowed to show your pleasure.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24210,Was I ever of use?,"Never. For when you began to kill for the fun of it, you became the chief source of agony of mankind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24211,I know what you've done to him and he's never going back to that.,"He's a freak! That's how they live. We're partners, him and I, business partners. You're willfully deprivin' me of my livelihood!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24212,Can I see him?,You can do anything you want. You're his sister.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24213,"But we are quite certain, comrade, that this man Gardiner is a leading member of an American elitist faction planning a coup d'etat.","A coup d'etat! Of course, that was foreseen by Lenin himself!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24214,"All I know is the bank's been robbed and a murder's been committed. The way I see it, Brown here looks guilty.",What are you talking about? He had no more to do with it than you did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24215,Did you do that when you were a kid?,"Well, yeah. Sort of. Nothing really mean. Me and my pals, me and my brothers. It was kind of funny then. Stealing pumpkins, soaping windows. Stuff like that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24216,Don't be a fool. You're outnumbered and outgunned.,"If there's any shooting, Dr. Zaius, you'll be the first to die. Depend on it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24217,Am I to interpret that as an order to arrest Miss Mayfield?,"When I give an order, you'll not need it interpreted. You have an hour to make your mind up. Well, are ye satisfied, Mr. Mitchell?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24218,Do you think he set me up? Do you think that was his intention?,Like I know his intention? Or yours for that matter? I should join Sam. I'm too old for this bullshit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24219,It was an accident. They got in the line of fire.,Four shootings in five years. All accidents.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24220,"I played that game, Bert. In my head I played it a thousand times.","Play it again. Learn something. Fats went in the john, see? Washed his face, cleaned his fingernails, made his mind a blank, combed his hair, came back all ready to go. You were through. You saw him, you saw how he looked. Clean, all set to start all over again. Hold tight and push hard. You know what you were doing? You were waitin' to get beat. Flattened out on your butt, swimmin' around in glory. And whisky. Probably deciding how you could lose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24221,"General Kutusov, feel free to say whatever you like.","I believe I am right in saying that, before the fire, the country had grown weary of the war, and there were few who were interested in continuing the battle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24222,Why don't we run? Just run now?,It's over twenty miles to the crossroads. Steve'll be back in an hour. Things will straighten out then. We'll take his Jeep and get help.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24223,And what were the consequentialities of European culture you didn't bother with?,The Bible. Monarchy. Many wrong ideas about the government of men. My father's people already know each man is his own nation. And only he can have dominion over himself. Not kings. No man is better than any other man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24224,So where is young Jonah?,"With a sitter. We have a sensational sitter. Jonah's really comfortable with her. You know, a second mom sort of. Like part of the family. Amazing with kids.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24225,Senator Daddy must be thrilled.,"He is not, shall we say, wild about the idea. He has asked me on numerous occasions to be more discreet about my proclivities, and I have done my best to oblige him. However, in the last four weeks, I began a relationship with another cadet. What do you think of that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24226,"Not much at all, I guess. Retire. Live out my golden years and all that.",I'm buyin' me a nice outrigger. Spend my time hauling rich Seattle business men through the Puget.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24227,I thought I was the English.,"English, Yankee. It's the same. My name is Daniel. Daniel Hochstetler. You look plain, Book. Very plain.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24228,Don't you have children?,Matter of fact I did have a kid once. But he's a lot better off with his father in Milwaukee.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24229,Ooooohhhh!! Of course! The father! Forgive me!! Can you forgive me for my wasted life?! Everything has been so awful!!,I know it has been terrible. But it wasn't your fault. And now all the decay is over with and things are going to get better. You understand?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24230,"Washington and Holt. Dance club called ""Fever."" Know it?","Tribeca, near the waterfront, northeast corner. Twelve minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24231,I can't go any farther.,"Yes you can. You're going to make it, Scully.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24232,I thought you were supposed to be watching our backs.,Ran into a little Reaper trouble myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24233,"All the time I've known you, you've never once asked about him.","He came to my mind recently, that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24234,Hell of a way to die.,"It wasn't always fatal, Wesley. We could scalp Del right now, and he'd be plenty alive to tell us how it feels.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24235,"If you went away, what would become of me?",I'm grown up now. I have to leave some time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24236,You lived in Chicago?,When I was first married.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24237,"Nobody thought we'd do this. Nobody really thinks it's going to work, do they?","No. You just described every great success story. Alright, it's alright.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24238,He gave these to you?,"Well, not exactly. I gave him two dollars.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24239,Your problem is you take the easy way out. Losing is easy.,Winning is easy. Losing is complicated. It's a lifetime's work.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24240,Yes they are. And I'm serious. Do not fuck with me. I am going to get laid before I settle down on Saturday. Do you read me?,"Sure, big guy. Whatever you say. It's your party. I'm sorry I'm in the way and dragging you down. Maybe you'd have a better time on your own. You take the car. I'll catch the train back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24241,How's the ice break?,"Slow, but good. I got a nice safe blind spot going. C'mon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24242,What's the matter with her?,Almost complete withdrawal. She hasn't said a word for nearly two years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24243,I don't trust anybody. Especially first time deals.,I oughta pat your ass down. Make sure you're not a cop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24244,Tell me about the Ottos.,Wanda and Hartley. They lost Bear. He was their adopted son. A beautiful boy. Indian.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24245,A drink to warm up?,"Yes, thank you. Intravenous if possible.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24246,Could I speak to Carlos or Deborah?,"I'm afraid they are out at the moment, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24247,Did it ever occur to you that I might not want to kill you?,I've got fifty thousand dollars says you will.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24248,"I'm a working stiff, pops.","Take a vacation. I'll pay you four hundred a day, plus expenses.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24249,What do you think's wrong with her?,She's gone weird is what's wrong with her. Out of control. Probably from living out here in Mayberry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24250,"That's nice. You thank her for me. Go to bed and get lots of sleep, and then you thank her in the morning.","Tomorrow's Saturday. Anyway, she's dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24251,Is there an antidote?,Like if you shoot yourself in the foot? Wouldn't matter. You'd be dead before you realized you'd accidentally pulled the trigger.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24252,"Yeah, I think the Times might be interested, don't you? The Post might have a lot of fun with it, too.","Before you go running to the newspapers with this, would you consider telling this slime thing to some people downtown?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24253,How's the birthday girl?,"A little stiffer, but just as sturdy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24254,Why is it just lying there? Why doesn't it get up?,Because it can't. It's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24255,"If we surrender, and I return with you, will you promise not to hurt this man?",May I live a thousand years and never hunt again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24256,What do you know about hypnosis?,Everything. This is perfect. The subconscious mind remembers all. You can give me more information on microchips and then pinpoint what happened at the reunion. Maybe that'll give us a clue on how to get you back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24257,I just didn't want to take a chance. I didn't want to risk it. It could have been frozen along with everything else.,"You had it all figured out. You move into my house. You raise my kids. You sleep with my wife. It was a good plan, Arnie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24258,Ain't nobody stole Dad's skiff.,"Ain't nobody goin' to neither, long as Uncle Birdie's around.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24259,It's not going to be easy.,It never is. But he's my brother. We're going to California together. But first we're going to stop in Silverado and see our sister. And I can't show up there with a story like this.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24260,C'mon. You intimidate her 'cause you're a celebrity. She sees me differently.,You're her Savior? Is she the kid you're gonna save from the burning building?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24261,I'll be by Saturday to pick him up.,He doesn't want to spend the weekends with you anymore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24262,The poet? What ever happened to him?,"He's still here. Let me buy you a drink. I'll tell you all about it. Hell, I'll have him tell you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24263,But don't you have to work?,"By a curious coincidence, it's my day off, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24264,You have to ignore him.,"He's not even there. You don't see him, you don't hear him, you're just too much of a woman to bother with little boys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24265,"I work for Patchett. I had a feeling that there was someone else, but I never knew who.","Okay. Look, if it helps, Bud hates himself for what he did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24266,And now every mother with money in Mexico City wants bigger and better bodyguards. My own wife included.,"If she pisses you off, you get another one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24267,What about the route to the core?,I'll get you there. Your problem is making it alive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24268,Then why did you take this job?,I used to sing with male bands. But I can't afford it any more.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24269,"You ain't gonna make a fuss, are you? Nothing a man can do when a woman make up her mind.",I never laid a hand on her in anger. Not a day. Not even when I's drinkin'. But this business got me wonderin' what a good shake and slap would do for her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24270,Because he was my friend.,"No, Verbal. You weren't friends. Keaton didn't have friends. He saved you because he wanted it that way. It was his will.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24271,What about the gun?,It wasn't loaded. I didn't put the bullets in it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24272,"I'll be damned that when my men come to me tomorrow morning, wanting to know what's going on, I'm going to lie to them!","Your men! All my life ""your men"" have been able to count on you? Why is it that you've never been there for me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24273,"Where are we, mean man?",Couple hours from Idaho. We'll cut across to Montana. I've got friends there with a ranch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24274,You should stop smoking. You're pregnant. You smoke like a fucking lab dog.,I'm trying to quit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24275,"We're all whores, Frank. You know what I'm talking about, the way she looked at me.","She wasn't looking at you, man, she was looking at me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24276,I just want to sit here and be still.,We've never had a fight. Not a real one. But we're going to have one right now if you don't talk about it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24277,I'm sure she's fine. Seemed like a clever kid.,"You were real resourceful out there. Got me thinking of this perimeter man, froze all his fingers one winter. So he hacked the tips off and sharpened the exposed bones. Gets along better than ever. Yeah, maybe I underestimated you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24278,Can't Get Right? That's the kid's name? Can I talk to him?,"You can try, but you won't get too far. Why you interested?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24279,Me bailing your sorry pale ass out of jail twice in the last six months.,"Yeah, but that was for love.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24280,"That's the way I've always wanted it to be, Elaine.",But it won't be. Not as long as you insist on living in the past!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24281,Does it bother you?,"Not usually. I mean, honestly, I haven't known many guys that could think straight with an erection, so I feel I'm way ahead of the game as far as being clear-headed goes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24282,Food and supplies? Who for? Like starving people?,"Well, they're not starving yet, but they need help.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24283,Are you coming to my party?,I don't think so. I have to get back to San Francisco.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24284,Where'd a sweet Southern boy learn to fight like that?,From my dad's side of the family.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24285,"I should go up there. I should call her back, tell her I'm coming.","No way, man. Surprise her. She'll be psyched.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24286,He's inherited a fortune.,You say a fortune. He never spoke to me of any rich relatives.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24287,So she knew about his heart?,Had to. I also interviewed three women who were in past relationships with Marsh. There's no evidence that he had anything but straight sex prior to meeting Miss Lawson.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24288,Do you know him?,By reputation. He got Ann Rumsey that cute little island of George's.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24289,You wanna get some coffee?,I'm trying to stay away from caffeine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24290,I don't know anything about Zavitz.,You said he was behind an extortion scheme.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24291,"Go and get yourself washed up, Mr. Bernstein. There doesn't seem to be an serious injury.","Not to me. But you will let that cop go home with Mr. Kane, won't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24292,Is that what changed your mind? The money?,"I don't give a damn about the money. I want you, and I want to get us out of this shithole. There's only one way to do that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24293,I'll have you suspended. I'll have you disbarred.,"Don't threaten me, Miles. I did nothing illegal.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24294,We must obey our emperor and the Senate.,"I met with Falco, and the Senators have agreed to call for a truce with the Germans.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24295,"Gangster. Drug Dealer. Somebody you don't want on your ass. Look, Clarence, the more I hear about this Drexl fucker, the more I think you did the right thing. That guy wasn't just some wild flake.",That's what I've been tellin' ya. The guy was like a mad dog. So the cops aren't looking for me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24296,"Rose, are you all right? Are you sick or something?","No. No, I'm all right. Oh, God, what have I done? I have robbed a cradle and fallen into hell! I must be crazy, a child like you. Oh, God, oh, Lord. This is awful, this is terrible, I gotta get outta here!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24297,"England went out with a stress fracture. That puts you in charge, lieutenant.",McCool's that same rank. We're both j.g.'s.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24298,"He's not getting a phone, he doesn't like talking on the phone.","Oh, please. Okay, so give me the Zen master's address, I'll think of a reason to stop by.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24299,"You see, it works like this. You get your ass in trouble, I get your ass out. That's my job. And I don't mind tellin ya, nigga, it's steady work.","I'm still scared as a motherfucker, Ordell. They talkin' like they serious 'bout me doin' that machine gun time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24300,"You know, I saw you guys once. You and Frank. At the Roosevelt.",Must've been a cheap date.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24301,In less than twelve hours I'll be on my way.,That's when the real strain starts. Three weeks on a troopship. Poor baby.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24302,You're irresistible. I lose control.,Just slow down. Let me get to know you again. Let me get to know this place again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24303,He's losing it. Talk to him. Keep him with us.,"Bud, it's the pressure. Try to concentrate. Concentrate on my voice. Just listen to my voice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24304,I say we call it in. Get some backup. But you gotta do it. Harp won't listen to me.,"Sure. No problem. I'll just call up and tell him his favorite agent saw this one surfer moon another surfer yesterday and it looked real suspicious. Shit, he'll probably call out the National Guard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24305,The rabbit's wife? Wanna tell me what she was doin' with her arms around you?,Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24306,Just come to the Mudd Club on Friday.,I don't go there. Too many party girls.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24307,"Don't give me six years! You never divorced Patty, did you? So what'd you expect from M.J.?",She knows I'm Catholic! She never mentioned divorce! Not once!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24308,"What's gotten into you, Baxter?",Just following doctor's orders. I've decided to become a mensch. You know what that means? A human being.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24309,You're using your son's name.,No. Just the child of some lonely girl I gave a ride to. When they died I put them in a grave with my name on it. Twenty years later I became the son.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24310,"I mean, maybe you're right. But were you really expecting me to say yes?","I dunno. Didn't think about it, really. It was the asking that was the important thing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24311,So we go to the bar.,"I think so. The airport's going to be crawling with police. Traffic will be a nightmare. Go down to the bar. If they pull it off, great. Have someone deal with Ashby.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24312,"Vaughan's ""friend"" will be there, too. He works at the funeral home. And Frank. You know Frank likes you a lot. He says you make him feel calm.",I like Frank. He's a good boy. Me and him's made friends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24313,"She's an aristocrat's daughter. She's not one of us. In any case, it will all be over soon. You'll kill Fox, and she'll marry.",That's not for her. She should come to Wudan and become a disciple.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24314,Any sign of rape?,Not that I can see. We'll know more once I get the lab reports back from Seattle.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24315,I've never heard of her. Maybe something else was on his mind.,No. I think she lived her a long time ago. Like twenty-eight years ago. When dad was eighteen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24316,When was the last time you saw Mr. Raban?,Wednesday. We left the office together.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24317,We had a description of the suspect.,"A ""description""? What, Asian male 18 to 30, black hair, brown eyes?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24318,I thought I was the bad guy!,"You are, silly. He's a bad sheriff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24319,What happened to your hand?,"Just a little accident. I went by your place, picked up your mall. Just bills, I'll take care of them.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24320,Has he hurt you?,"His stinking breath caused my eyes to run, that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24321,"I can hear you again, clearly.",Great. Stay with me. There must be a hundred kids out here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24322,"Take Esther with you, you'll need the backup.","No way, it's too dangerous. Besides, my days of hooking are over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24323,I'd better call her up and apologize. I don't remember taking her home last night.,"I'd venture to say, sir, you don't remember much of anything that happened last night, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24324,"Keep me belly full, Jack. Kill us another worm.","Hush up, Screwball. Do your own worm-sticking if you like the taste so well.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24325,"That's Mr. Bixler, let's go talk to him.","I don't wanna talk to a teacher, it's summer!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24326,Take me with you. There's nothing left for me here.,I cannot. You should not worry. Van Ripper and his wife will look after you. They will. You will be well cared for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24327,"We have to concentrate on life, Eugene.","It's fine with me, Beverly. You want to, honey? You think the kids are asleep?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24328,"No, I didn't know. Is he dead?","Nah. Those guys aren't murderers. They wanted to scare him, that's all. Make him look bad.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24329,"This wasn't the deal! The deal was to steal a necklace, not get in the middle of a Mafia war.",The deal is whatever Mr. Bastaldi says it is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24330,We did our utmost to have it set ahead.,"I know, gentlemen, but it is in the hands of the Court. We're helpless, aren't we?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24331,I thought we were on our way.,"Oh, absolutely, but Trubshaw's a man worth meeting. No point setting out half shod.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24332,Sometimes it's not enough!,"You are correct. Sometimes prayer alone cannot help a situation. Such as your own, for example. How do you feel about physical labor?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24333,How did he know he'd get the chance? He couldn't have arranged it.,"He could have tried. If he was up there in the dark, listening, he'd know when she came home, know when she found Mitchell dead, know what she did about it. If she telephoned, he'd probably hear that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24334,He must have taken quite a fall.,He's a clumsy git. Never watches where he is going.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24335,Could Emma be the name of the girl he's going to kill?,We've checked. There's no one with the last name of Emma on the Island.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24336,So the wound and the shell give you the same answer.,"Right. A clean deduction from observed facts. They've got to be simple once in a while, Inspector.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24337,I gotta memorize all this shit?,"It's like a joke. You remember what's important, and the rest you make your own. The only way to make it your own is to keep sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24338,"Walk away? Andy, you can't be serious. How can I walk away? Don't you see what's goin' on here? Don't you see what's at stake?","The old man said, 'Maybe your friend should give in.' And when the old man says 'maybe', that's like a papal bull. Not only should you quit, you should run!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24339,"I'm a little worried, James.",Don't be. I don't care if they expel me. I probably should be expelled.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24340,I can see you're real concerned about your daughter.,Utopia is lost to me. My daughter is gone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24341,The honor is ours. May I introduce Mr. Kallenbach. He's an old friend and his interest is in flowers. I presumed to tell him he could wander your gardens while we talked.,I'll send my gardener. I'm sure you'll have much to discuss.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24342,"Hold on, hot lips. We got work to do.","Shit, Beth, why do we have to be the ones to organnize this friggin' fair? It's only Halloween.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24343,"It's a contradiction, Numa, get used to them. The only explanation for the royal treatment is he did give them radar secrets. Or fake secrets.","I don't know if it's coincidence, but Oswald had a top security clearance and knew about the U2 program from his days at Atsugi Air Base in Japan. Six months after he arrives in Russia, Francis Gary Powers' U2 spy flight goes down in Russia. That plane was untouchable. Powers hinted that Oswald could've given the Russians enough data to hit it. As a direct result, the peace summit between Khrushchev and Eisenhower failed. I can't help thinking of that book Seven Days In May, maybe someone in our military didn't want the Peace Conference to happen, maybe Oswald was part of that. It gets weirder.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24344,"You come to peddle me some tapes, Lenny? For old time's sake? Make a couple bucks for the holidays?","You're not a client anymore, Tran. I wouldn't sell you the sweat off a dead dog's balls.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24345,He's why I watch Jerry. Jerry's the bait for Jonas.,He's shown himself. Why haven't you arrested him or killed him or done whatever it is you do?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24346,How much weight have you lost?,"Twenty, twenty-fire pounds. I've been swimming at the Y.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24347,Who took the meat?,Must have been the Redman. A Lenape Indian lives in the Western Woods.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24348,Where have you been all day?,"I went to see Prof. Roth! You know, I had another one of those dreams last night. I saw Tommi!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24349,"You're pissing me off again, Ed.","You know you're very tense, Mr. Reynard. Y'oughta take a week off, fly the wife and kids to Oahu.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24350,What are you saying? I'm standing here as real as you.,"You cannot be real, Conor. You had the last rites. No man has been cut half as bad and lived.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24351,You found a flop!,"A flop, ha! That's putting it mildly. A disaster! A catastrophe! An outrage! A guaranteed-to-close- in-one-night beauty!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24352,It's just fed. It won't attack unless it's threatened. Don't move.,"If I don't move, I can't shoot it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24353,I cannot confirm or deny actions which I did not witness.,"Captain Kirk, are you aware that under Federation law, the Captain of a Starship is considered responsible for the actions of his men?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24354,And what do we do when we find it?,"We'll have to trap it somehow. If we had a really strong piece of net, we could bag it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24355,I want to do it right.,"Okay, college boy, I'll help you. But I want half the collar.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24356,"I don't care, just get me there.","How about Ciudad Juarez? You could take a local, arrives in two hours, and transfer in Albuquerque. It'll get you across the border.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24357,We had a court-martial in your absence. They wanted to put a bullet in your head. I pleaded for clemency. Said we should find out what happened first. So what did happen?,He ran. I couldn't shoot him in the back. I tried to catch him. He made it to the road and got hit by a Saracen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24358,Don't hit that boy no more.,"You shut up you, fuckin' retard. Get your shit and get out of here. That was a wake-up slap, Frank. Remember. Reality, like I said. Don't forget any bit of what I said to you and we'll be fine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24359,"Put it on ready to play, and I'll tell you when to play it.",It is now nine o'clock precisely. I do not intend to be kept waiting again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24360,You think she was really there?,"Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm a believer. She was there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24361,"I pose an unacceptable danger to the public, remember?",I was wrong. And I was wrong not to tell you Grimes was part of Sid. I should have told you. I won't make the same mistake again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24362,You have the power to do it. I want you to do it. Please.,I explained this. I can't. That's not the way it happens.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24363,He's not here. He's not at Juvenile Hall. I don't know where he is. He's out on a call and he'll be out all night. How old are you?,My parents know I'm out. They know I'm here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24364,I don't know who to trust.,"Know what you mean, Blair. Trust is a tough thing to come by these days. Just trust in the Lord.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24365,You been home yet?,Uh-uh. I's hitchin' up the interstate when I seen your truck outside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24366,Return it to me? Indeed you may not. I gave it to you as a present.,But my mother says I mustn't accept gifts from strangers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24367,You lie in your meadow as you lied in my bed.,"My love is no lie. I have a wife, yes, and I cannot marry the daughter of Sir Robert de Lesseps. It needed no wife come from Stratford to tell you that. And yet you let me come to your bed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24368,Do you think I could buy some before you leave?,No problem. It's not as though I'm rushing off to the opera or anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24369,"The disk Job sold you is worthless. It's bait, part of an internal molehunt.",And how might you know that? Are you another Company man?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24370,"To frame him, obviously. You got to get in your minds how the hell spooks think, Bill! They're not ordinary crooks.","I never could figure out why this guy orders a traceable weapon to that post office box when you can go into any store in Texas, give a phony name and walk out with a cheap rifle which can never be traced.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24371,"You never did like being called that, did you?",Not even when it meant something. Is that One Night up in Flatbed?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24372,What about the documents he promised?,He'll give us the documents. But I think he should be offered the ambassadorship to Iran. Then he'll go without a whimper.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24373,But she does work here?,"She may be easy on the eyes but she's trouble, trust me. Hot run to two-oh-two Sansomme.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24374,"Sweetheart, this is a very risky time for me right now. Maybe you don't appreciate that.","I don't care, Philip. You want to go chasing Barbara Zelman, go ahead. Just watch out for those buck teeth.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24375,"Please, be compassionate. I'm your husband!",No you're not! This marriage was never consummated. I'm getting an annulment!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24376,Did she have someone with her?,Right. She had a friend with her. The friend took off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24377,Why in the hell didn't you help mama?,I told her I would if she would give me time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24378,"Adcox, go with Pengelly and check the other side.","It isn't safe, man. Don't go splittin' us up. Not with this one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24379,How are we going to do all this?,I'm going to quit. That's what has to happen first. Then we're going to tell him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24380,Sounds like a booking agent looking to book an easy fee.,That's what I figure. Probably have us in a bed-and-breakfast playing to the owls.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24381,Meaning he'll need a plane.,Closest planes for hire are here in Cache.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24382,How the fuck did he find me?,That's what Winston does. He finds people who don't want to be found.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24383,"What do you care? Suppose I was pregnant. Just suppose it. You don't think I'd try to make you do anything you don't want to, do you?","No. But that's not the only issue here, sweetheart. There's a lot more to it than that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24384,Maybe. What about all those hairs they found on his body?,Waiting for DNA tests. He was hairier than Madonna in Penthouse.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24385,He looks like a cop.,"He's not a cop, he's a medic. I'm CY Coates.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24386,I don't wanna be in bloody school!,All right! You go out there and get a job and you damn well pay your own way!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24387,This motherfucker sounds charming!,"Goddamn it, Alabama, you gotta get the fuck outta there! How much longer before he's slappin' you around? Punchin' you in the stomach? How the fuck did you get hooked up with a douche-bag like this in the first place?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24388,Let's get us a photo and description. We'll have an APB out while we stake out the restaurant.,That is a problem. There is no description of Juntao. No known photograph.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24389,"Maybe you just need to give her some time. She's so nice, Brad. Everybody loves Lisa.",Everybody loves Lisa. Everybody loves Lisa. But everybody doesn't have to be her boyfriend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24390,You got a knack for seeing things the way you want to see them.,"Don't judge me. You're a joke, coming here from a fucked-up culture, telling us what to do!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24391,"My years tending the lepers at St. Emilion steeled me for life's grisliest offerings, Doctor.","We've still a few lone incurables. Prone to violence, to perversion.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24392,Not sure. Some sort of vacation. I'll let you know where I'm going.,"Oh, you don't have to do that. Wouldn't be a vacation if you did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24393,Krempe has a way of provoking my temper.,You have a way of provoking his. I've been watching you. You seem impatient with your studies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24394,"Taking one community college course on the history of Nicaragua, while barely holding a job packing boxes?","Okay, look. My job is not who I am. I don't need that. Why? What's your goal? Status? Money? Getting your picture on the cover of some glossy magazine?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24395,"The hell you aren't, you're comin' with me if I have to drag you every inch of the way. You hear me, Private?","I hear you sir, but I'm not leaving.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24396,I don't need the stinking pro-tour.,"You're dead without the pro-tour, and you know it. Get him away from me. Sid and Breeze punch Theo in the face.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24397,You know anyone's who's taken it?,"That poet, Norther Winslow did. He was going to Paris, France. He must have liked it, because no one ever heard from him again. Tell you what. You take the other way and I'll cut through here. Meet you on the far side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24398,Did you try to switch to transponder channels?,"Please, would I be this panicked if it was that simple?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24399,Did you even to try to negotiate?,"These guys ain't spic firecracker salesman from Tijuana. They don't even know the meaning of the word ""barter"". You wanna stay in El Ray? You give them thirty percent of your loot. It's scripture. So it is written, so shall it be done. You want sanctuary, you pay the price, and the price is thirty percent.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24400,"I see, a flying carpet, huh? I don't suppose you'd like this old second-hand job, would you?","Now you're talkin'. Gee whiz, I could use this as a raft in case the boat sunk. How much does this cost?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24401,Take the tape to the cops.,Uh unh. No way! They'd crucify me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24402,Damn! That must be about as far north as you can get.,Pretty near. What do you know about the outfit we're going to?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24403,"Well, Meeks aced Latin and I didn't quite flunk English so if you want, we've got our study group.","Sure, but Cameron asked me too. Anybody mind including him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24404,I think you'd better leave now.,You want me to leave? Why? Because somebody is telling it like it is? Somebody's giving these fine people a wake-up call?!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24405,He told me to take you to his conference room.,No. His office. I want a very private conversation. I don't want to be bugged.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24406,How did you find him? It's such an out of the way apartment. Can I fix you a drink?,No thanks. Some kid at the American Express Office. Are you living here?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24407,I was sorry to hear about your son.,"I lost another a year ago, Thomas. He was only fifteen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24408,It's Wednesday night. She's at my house. I'll talk to her.,I'll call from work. We can have a conference call.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24409,He's the original. There are no carbon copies of that one.,"Cinderella Man! Babe, you stuck a tag on that hick that'll stick to him the rest of his life. Can you imagine Cobb's face when he reads this?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24410,Mack must think Zero has a police band.,"Of course he does. Now get the key, get these things off me. Unhook me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24411,They found the drop car up on Mulholland. I want you two to go work it.,What? Now I'm working the drop car? Who's handling the scene here?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24412,Stensland and Meeks. What were they up to?,"Johnny Stompanato told me when Meeks disappeared, he was trying to move the 18 pounds of heroin that went missing when Deuce Perkins was shot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24413,But Al is your husband now!,Do you think it's been easy for me? It's been years. Al can't have sex.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24414,"Andrew Beckett represented your company in a lawsuit in 1990, is that correct?",Wyant Wheeler represented us.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24415,It's your job as a Roman officer to disobey such a summons.,"It's my job to keep my job. And that, by the way, is now head of Praetorian Guard. Good ole Tribuus has been retired.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24416,It won't run a week!,Run a week? Are you kidding? This play has got to close in the first act.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24417,"""Your field dressing saved his life."" That's three I owe you.","You don't owe me a goddamned thing, Vincent, and you know it. You stepped in front of a bullet for me. I owe you a heavy debt.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24418,But obviously you still care what happens to him.,We wouldn't be having this conversation if I didn't. Swann's one of the most remarkable men alive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24419,If this is an emergency we have a staff of psychiatric social workers. There's about an hour's wait. I'll be glad to take your name. Why don't you just fill out this form?,Goddamn it! I don't want a social worker. Carlson knows me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24420,"I need you to get one more thing for me. A dress, elegant but sexy, something Grace Kelly would wear. Maybe a Balenciaga.","That's it, I sure as hell ain't no personal shopper.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24421,Before Meeks disappeared he was popping off about trying to move eighteen pounds of heroin.,Bullshit. Where would a two-bit ex-cop get 18 pounds of heroin?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24422,He cuts off the skin if his fingertips. That's why we can't find a single usable print in the apartment. He's been doing it for quite a while. Keeps cutting before the papillary line can grow back.,What about the trace on his bank account and the guns? There must be something to connect him with a past.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24423,I could use the walk.,"Suit yourself. We'll have some horses waiting for you at the road. Let's ride, Rangers!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24424,"It's midnight. What's the matter, Sam?",Nothing. My dad's dying. I really need to talk to Alyssa.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24425,We need your help.,I offered my help this morning and Sedman turned me down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24426,"We have no choice, General Calrissian. Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude.",Han will have that shield down. We've got to give him more time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24427,"Don't make me, Claudia! I cannot do it!",Yet you could do it to me! Snatching me from my mother's hands like two monsters in a fairy-tale! Couldn't you have waited? Six more years and I would have had that shape! And now you weep! You haven't tears enough for what you've done to me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24428,When I thought about you I was mostly hating you. Where've you been hiding?,I haven't been hiding. I've been in Police custody. They've been trying to flush out Freddie's killer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24429,Are his folks nice?,You'll love them. We're going down to D.C. tonight to be with them Christmas morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24430,"Mama, I'm hangin' up this phone now.","No, baby, don't! Can I send you somethin'? You runnin' low on money? I'll wire you some money if you tell me where you are.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24431,"No, Ilsa, I won't let you stay here. You must get to America. And believe me, somehow I will get out and join you.","But, Victor, if the situation were different, if I had to stay and there were only a visa for one, would you take it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24432,Why did you contact us?,You contacted us. We were simply listening. We've been listening for millions of years.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24433,You know they won't do it. It's up to you. You gotta be strong.,"I feel for you, but we got an emergency here. It's a weekend of full moons. Everyone's called in sick. Larry, Veeber, Stanley too. We need bodies out there. I had to put Marcus on Twelve Young. You know he's not supposed to work two nights in a row.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24434,He was found a few blocks away.,Torn apart. Limb from limb. A bloody gruesome mess.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24435,"Maybe they are. Maybe this is all part of the package. The building of the machine has demanded international cooperation on an unprecedented scale. Maybe requiring us to come together in this way was, in effect, part of the plan.",Very well. Assume this is true. Assume they have only the best of intentions. Suppose they decide to just step in and solve all our problems for us. You have no objection to them so flagrantly intervening in human affairs?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24436,Now turn around. I'm going to cuff you.,Put those away. We can't have marks on his wrists.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24437,I know he's there! He doesn't even have the balls to pick up the phone!,"I won't let him. He belongs to me now. Bye, sweetie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24438,Let me see the map.,Should be easy going from here. Stay on the pass straight to the dot.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24439,"I'm sorry, Mr. Singer, but do you have any idea how many people come to me with the injustices of the world? It'd break your heart.","This isn't injustice, Mr. Geary. The army did something to us and we've got to find out what.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24440,"That's nice, but we can't dodge this kind of heat for long.",We won't have to. The run is tomorrow night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24441,Sorry to keep you waiting.,"Don't worry. It's been terrific spending the entire day with your ""crack team"".",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24442,"Right, well, thanks for the drinks and stuff, Amanda, but there's no reason for me to stick around these parts anymore.","Don't be so glum, Hawk. The night's still young and filled with plenty of compensatory possibilities.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24443,"No, sir. Plan-R to be radioed to the Wing.","As soon as you've done that, shut down the communications center. Lock it up and assign the personnel to base security details.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24444,"There's always talk, always been talk, and always will be talk. Don't they say how I'm trying to take over the Nation, how I'm getting rich off the Nation?","We'll get to that, too, but this isn't just talk any more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24445,So Signor Miles drove away and you did what?,"I went to bed. Freddie's a big man, but I'm in trouble after a couple of drinks. I've suffered all day. Who found him?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24446,I didn't mean it to sound like that.,"That's the way it came out. Let me ask you one question. Have you ever been in want, in need your entire privileged life?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24447,What do you want with the Pentagon?,"The same thing I want with the Kremlin. I'm bored with corporations. With the information I can access, I can run things 900 to 1200 times better than any human.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24448,He'll double what I pay you.,"Yeah, but I ain't got time to spend the money I make here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24449,Jesus. What kind of FBI agent are you?,"I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare. Now, if you don't want me to keep on hurting you, it's important that I believe you and right now I don't. So tell me, where did they go?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24450,"Patience, Mr. Case. Only one hour and thirty-eight minutes to enlightenment.",Then I'm out. I don't give a shit about you or this run.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24451,"You weren't disappointed in her, then.",In Jenny? 'Course not. How could I be. 'Course I wasn't.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24452,You're not even coming?,Of course I'm not coming. Do I look like I'd want to listen to some terrible experimental racket played in some hideous cave? Where is it? The fucking Bucktown Pub? Ha!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24453,"First light, we'll take a chopper out there and tell them to head back.",'We'? You wanna fly out there with me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24454,"I know. I'm sorry. Let me refund your cigarette money, and we'll call it even.","This is the last time I ever come here. And if I ever see you again, I'm gonna break your fucking head open!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24455,"Permission to come aboard, Captain?","Welcome aboard, Admiral. I believe you know my trainee crew. Certainly they have come to know you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24456,Look I don't even wanna know how I got in this mess. I just want out. It has nothing to do with me.,"If you hadn't started boffing that weasel with an attitude, you wouldn't be here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24457,Why she got a chain on her?,That's between her and me. It's private. And I don't want you goin' off and tellin' ya daddy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24458,I don't see anything.,"It's there. The fog's thicker now, but it's there. What do you think started those fires?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24459,"If I ever return to the bench, Counselor Adler, I hope I have the pleasure of hearing your arguments.","You planning on going somewhere, Eduardo? You don't like it here? This is the best situation you're going to have for a long, long time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24460,This is where Baxter and Hawley brung us.,"Well, they're wrong. This territory is full of bad characters.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24461,How about a Big Mac?,Mommy won't let me eat fast food. You know that. It's bad for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24462,Now this is important. Make sure you leave the house when you make the call. You understand? Do you hear me? It's important. Call from an outside phone. I mean it.,Jesus! You must think I'm dumb. What are you bugging me for? I know what to do!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24463,What is she doing here?,She's with me. I just wanted to check on things.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24464,You and your real estate.,"Me and my real estate? How many other girls, Miss Teschmacher, are lucky enough to have a Park Avenue address like this?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24465,You think I'm fake.,Only on the surface. But that's all I've ever seen.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24466,What's all this squid shit?,Superconducting QUantum Interference Device. SQUID. Got it? There's gonna be a test.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24467,You found the leopard!,What's left of him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24468,You'd better drive him. He's a bit shaky. I'll follow in my car. Where is yours?,At home. I couldn't face all this traffic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24469,All the equipment is brand new.,No irrigation system. Somebody's covering their tracks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24470,I know what it is. I just can't believe what I'm hearing. What has she talked you into?,Nothing. They're my patients. It's my decision. I want the dreams stopped until we get some answers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24471,"Let us go, miss.","I will not. I have seen the face of war before, Mr. Poe, but never war made on women and children. And almost as cruel is your indifference.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24472,"Guess you can tell from my reaction, I'm not all that used to visitors out here. What can I do for you?",I was just wondering if you happen to know anything about Paul Sheldon.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24473,I thought I was over the dreams for good. I really did. I hadn't had one for months.,"It just takes time, Julie. It's gonna get better.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24474,"He'd die pretty quick, either a heart storm or a ruptured blood vessel in the brain.",Can you ascertain if there's Proloid in his system?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24475,I am King Arthur and these are the Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?,"This is the castle of of my master, Guy de Loimbard.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24476,Can I go day after tomorrow?,"Yes, son. You better get back to bed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24477,She's a big girl. She understands.,"How do you know she understands? You haven't spent more than five minutes with her, or me, in weeks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24478,Is he still at your house?,"No, he left last week.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24479,"You gave him ice cream, didn't you? Come on, let's go.","Yeah, to keep him off my ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24480,"You promise Wickwire a fast ticket, too?",I've had no direct communication with him since this whole thing began. And that's quite verifiable.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24481,Deputy Director Koessler doesn't want Zero. All he cares about is Low.,Perhaps you can explain it to him. It's Agent Mackelway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24482,"Well, I asked the newsboy on the corner. He didn't know. Then I asked a janitor, the fireman and finally the green grocer down the way. He was very helpful.","In other words, the whole goddamn world knows you're here! Out! Get out!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24483,I talked to Ben Hubbard this morning. He'll be more than glad to bring in the crops on shares.,"He's a good man, Ben is. Your father always said so.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24484,Ha! Thank you! See? He did it. He left.,"I did. I split, man. I expanded my horizons, you know. Served my country. Saw the world, you know? I've gained wisdom and now I'm back, baby, back from the road. Me and Jack Kerouac.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24485,Why didn't you drop any sail?,Skipper called us out of the rigging.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24486,"Hey, shut up, okay? I just hate this.","I empathize with your plight, Fletch. However, you threw her out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24487,"At Wounded Knee. I mean, that's where I was, and that's where the dream was. Why?",You were running with the old ones. At The Knee. Heavy duty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24488,What happened to Denver?,"Denver got very silent about a day ago. San Diego's got a fever for Cush. This stuff tends to happen the night before a draft. People get crazy. And San Diego, you should know, is crazy to the tune of seven years for thirty. Signing bonus of eight. Million.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24489,Don't you go to school?,Twice a month they give you a day off to work on the ranch.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24490,How do you know him?,We were neighbors for a couple for weeks on Sutton Place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24491,"I'll never forget the look on that Papal commander's face when his ""heretic stronghold"" turned out to be a rock full of whores climbing all over Neuvich.","Neuvich, the clown of the crusades.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24492,"I recognize you only as my son, no more.","And you are the great King? The lords have rebelled. Invaders attack the coasts. Crops don't grow. There is nothing but plague and hunger in the land. Only I am feared. I will be king. You may have lost Excalibur, but I have found my own weapon of power. There.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24493,Not according to my charts. Do you have an appointment?,"Look, I need to see him. I know where his room is. Just give me a pass. I won't be long. Ten minutes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24494,"So what do we do, General Lee?","Just like in the war. Harass their supply lines. We kill the railroad's men, they won't care.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24495,It was her voice. On the radio. It was Jamie. Calling for me.,You don't know that for sure. It could have been anyone. A practical joke. Kids.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24496,To Castle Couer de Noir?,"There'll be spoils aplenty if you guide us there. Once we breach the walls, help yourself to all you can carry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24497,But we took the keys?,"Damn, she musta hot wired it. We picked up a professional car thief in the shape of Olivia Newton-John!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24498,"No way. Everybody's going sailing. If you don't want to take me, just say so.",That's not it. My dad told me not to go.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24499,Did Pop come down?,"No. This really pissed him off, Sonny. He says you're dead. He says he doesn't have a son.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24500,"Yeah, well, you've been in love with like every other girl here, I was wondering when you'd get around to Libbets.",It's beyond mere physical attraction.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24501,"No, I'm not Mr. Dickson!","Yes, you are. You're protecting somebody. Now listen, it doesn't make any difference who it is. It can't be as important as this. Now come on, tell me. Where were you last night? Come on, don't be a fool. Matt, you trust me, don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24502,I'd be careful if I were you. God knows what he's up to.,He doesn't scare me. I'll kick his ass in.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24503,"Man, why do you suppose Walter wants to get her alone? You suppose he could be physically attracted to her?","No man, he ain't the type. He don't get enough vitamin E.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24504,"Argon is a lunatic! I can't believe I was stupid enough to believe I could control him. You heard what he said, Nigel. He doesn't care if all of Calumet City is turned to Jell-O. How can that not affect you?","Because I am a new man, Susan. I am a man of vision. Your problem, Susan, is that you're always looking down. If you'd just look up you'd see the big picture and in the big picture men of vision do not dwell on what might be lost. They focus on what can be gained.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24505,I've narrowed the activity to terminal 23.,"Let's echo 23, see what's up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24506,Where'd you find your little bodyguard?,I met Short Round when he tried to pick my pocket.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24507,What's this guy's problem?,"What's my problem? Yeah, I gotta problem. I gotta big problem with any trigger-happy madman who almost gets me shot!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24508,What about his wife? The woman doctor? Have you visited her yet?,"No, I couldn't. I feel too close to her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24509,Cash? Or do we do this on a handshake and a promise?,"I'm authorized by the township of Amity to hire you as an independent contractor. We'll meet your price. $10,000.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24510,Would Walter really press charges?,It's within the realm. He takes his souvenirs pretty seriously. And he was just a wee bit prickly this morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24511,All the companies know. The faculties tell 'em. At the target schools.,In exchange for endowments. They should just drop the pretense and name the schools after 'em.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24512,You know that guy?,"From quarantine, when my people first arrived here. He and I were housed together.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24513,It's good to see you. I'm sure you're curious about what I've been doing.,I spoke to your father the other day.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24514,Transmit a wide band co-variant signal. That'll get his attention.,He might be using the planet's rings to mask his approach.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24515,I knocked several times.,Sorry. Must have been day-dreaming.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24516,Where is he? My son.,I killed him when he was born. This place is my punishment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24517,Never thought that pissant town would look so pretty.,Anywhere nobody's shooting at me is pretty.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24518,"I have a family, Mary.",You made me have an abortion.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24519,We need an exit.,"Got one ready, sir. Subway. State and Balbo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24520,"Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had! And it's funny, but I feel as if I've known you all the time. But I couldn't have, could I?","I don't see how. You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24521,C.O. is Colonel Blake. Lieutenant Colonel Henry Braymore Blake. One of them regular army clowns. Push you around so it's hard to get any decent work done.,"We got to head them off, right at the start. Push them around first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24522,Can you put men at all four?,No need. I have another tool at my disposal which will narrow it down to one bank.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24523,"Yeah, well, he's from a Third World country. He doesn't have it easy.","What? What the fuck do you know about the third world? You been there? No? No, well, I have. Fuckers live like sardines in a can over there, you know. Everything stinks. It's true, there's no, you know, law, no order. No nothing. The assholes come over here, they think it's gonna be the same.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24524,"I don't know, but I like it. Say. Your glasses are nice. They make your eyes look sparkly and big. It's fun to look at them.",My dad's an optometrist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24525,Maybe he'll ask your ma to marry him.,"I hope not. He's already busted the springs in two chairs. Hey, what's this?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24526,Will it take long to get there? How far away is he?,"Not far, not far. Be patient. Soon you will see him. Why wish you become a Jedi?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24527,Gary knows I'm close on Skywire. We have to do this fast.,"Before they kill somebody else, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24528,I'm sorry. I'm Pike. This is Benny.,Pike isn't a name. It's a fish.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24529,"Didn't see 'im, Mama. The other men there say they didn't know Daddy.",I guess they musta sent 'im to another camp.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24530,"Set up a security program to detect any unusual data stream rerouting. If it happens again, we want to be ready.",There's something else. I was reviewing the sensor logs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24531,Which would force our delegates in Philadelphia to vote for independence.,And send us to war alongside Massachusetts.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24532,"I don't know, but the British are excited about it, I know that. The rumour is Hinkel kept a file on every artist working in the Third Reich.",Jeez. And you think the British'll share it with their Allies?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24533,"I want to come in, and see if everybody's okay.",You got guts. You think if Sal and me have cut their throats we're gonna let you out?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24534,You drove him to his torment.,And he drove me to mine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24535,"Knew a guy in Joliet, smoked ten packs a day like you. His lungs got so black they couldn't find 'em with an x-ray.","That right? Shit. I used to run rigs for a guy loved your chaw there. Shit rotted out his tongue, had to build him one outta silicon so the poor boy could talk. You ever see a motherfucker with a silicon fucking tongue?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24536,Where'd ya get this funny ravioli?,"Ya ignorant Guinea, it's kreplach.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24537,"If you don't want me to pose for him, why do you want me to meet him?",Purely personal. I believe you might enjoy one another.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24538,You think they'll find any?,POWs? I don't know. But either way it'll get that subcommittee off our necks. Cream?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24539,I wouldn't bet against it. My Negroidal ass is stuck between the proverbial rock and a hard place.,"Like I said, all this for some twisted, distorted sense of principal. Dunwitty, he just tolerates your Negroidal ass, he doesn't respect it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24540,How serious is the damage?,I'm having trouble scanning underground. There's a lot of radiation leaking from something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24541,"Admiral, there is no response from the Grissom on any channel.","Keep trying, Chekov. At regular intervals.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24542,What's wrong with your eyes?,A girl can never wear enough eye shadow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24543,Just that I was in the Marines.,The Marines. Good for you. You must have served in Korea.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24544,Then tell me what happened.,Can't give you the details because I can't remember. I went to court to kill him. At the Ezekiel Walters hearing. I was supposed to shoot him at the press conference. You were there. That's the first time I saw you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24545,It's a different kind of deal.,"Okay. Then be good enough to hand us our money back, or you think about us coming in on this new one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24546,Are you enough of a businessman to appreciate an offer of a hundred thousand francs?,"I appreciate it, but I don't accept it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24547,Ha! Who told you about the Stardust Ballroom?,Thomas. He told me it was a very nice place.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24548,So the shell ought to have gone over?,Unless the gun was slanted up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24549,Beck's just put us on standby for crisis entry.,"That's not the play. Omar'll get a shot off. I can still talk to him, Nate, I just need time.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24550,"Marcus Brody, sir. And where is Indy?","Oh, he's in Austria. A slight detour.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24551,"No more brothers, Diego.","Of course we are brothers. Why do you say that? You hurt me, George.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24552,Don't you want nice stuff?,I can't imagine spending money on towels.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24553,You'd lose. You'd die. All over the sidewalk. And into the street.,All right! I get the picture! I'll do it! I'll testify!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24554,I'm not a terrorist! You must know that! I'm not guilty! Get me out of here!,"Sam, if you've been going out there and playing a straight bat, all the way down the line, you've got absolutely nothing to worry about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24555,Why'd you come to the house the other night?,I thought I had something to tell you. But it turned out I didn't.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24556,You are quite sure it's secure?,The files are in a sealed room and the University are under strict orders to stay away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24557,Don't recite the fact to me. I'm sure I know 'em better than you do.,"Well, let me let you in on one more fact you obviously don't know. If I were to take my men away, Mickey Knox would snap your neck like a twig.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24558,The buildings were evacuated thirty minutes ago. Everything's proceeding exactly as planned.,You don't know that. There could still be people inside.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24559,"No. I don't know where they are. I even called over at Johnnie's, but no answer.","Okay. Let me call around. I'll see what I can do. Don't go anywhere, okay?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24560,A hospital? What is it?,It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now. Tell the Captain I must speak to him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24561,I don't have any affairs. What do you mean?,I don't think you could have a real affair. You couldn't care for anyone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24562,"If I let you go, there'll be ten more lawyers to take your place tomorrow. They just won't come on the bus, that's all.",Okay! You're right! Dudley's got photos of me and Reynolds.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24563,Lotte! Why aren't you at the pet shop?,Fuck pets. Is this your partner? I had to come back and do the Malkovich ride again. Fuck everything else. Is this her?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24564,I'll go down and speak to him.,You haven't got the authority. Only Pendergast can pull the plug.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24565,For me? What am I going to do with a piece of shit like this?,"I don't know. Sell it. It's gotta be worth something. Someone gave it to me. C'mon Frankie, I'm trying to make good here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24566,How old was she when this happened?,Fourteen. We seal juvenile records until they're deceased. That's why you didn't find it in your computer.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24567,"I had it impounded. Come on, we'll use it for haulin' you back to the slam.",Back to jail in my own car. Ganz got away. Got all my money. It just don't seem right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24568,Yeah. True. The cops weren't much help either. Their theory is he was moonlighting as a drug dealer or something. Make sense to you?,Police. They have their head in their asshole and they still can't find shit.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24569,"Wait a second, Hoffy. Schulz says he's our best friend. Maybe he can give us a little hint.","Come on, Schulz! Spill it! How did you get the information? About Manfredi and Johnson? About the stove and the tunnel? Who's giving it to you? Which one of us is it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24570,"Five stories, straight down. There was no blood in the body.",No shit. It was all over the pavement.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24571,Someone hired both of you?,"No. They hired Bain. The contract would have been mine, but Bain took it from me as he took the previous one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24572,But I've seen her grave.,"Empty plot. Memorial stone. Vacant. They never did put her under. Cool, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24573,"Wanna get on somebody 'bout live music, get on ol' Laz, there. He the one got this place shakin' back in the day.",Don't gotta tell me. Me and my girlfriends use-ta talk 'bout them hard fingertips he got pickin' that guitar.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24574,Sometimes counting on someone else is the only way to win.,"Hey, I'm the one who kicked Ivy's botanical butt. Personally. Me. I did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24575,"What, no flowery speeches? About what a monster I am? What a vulgar fiend?",I'm not interested in you. You disgust me. I'm interested in my own nature and know I can't trust you to tell me the truth about me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24576,"The hotel, the casino. The Corleone family wants to buy you out.",The Corleone family wants to buy me out. I buy you out. You don't buy me out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24577,"These girls are high schoolers? Damn, we've got some underage hotties on our hands, here!",Gus insists that I become friends with these kids. The popular kids. It's impossible.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24578,It'll be here somewhere. I might have returned it by mistake.,"Returned it? Where? To the video shop, Tommy? To the fucking video store? So every punter in Edinburgh is jerking off to our video? God, Tommy, I feel sick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24579,I've explained the situation to Mr. Mitchell up to a point. Now about this Mayfield girl?,"She's a suspect, naturally. But not the only one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24580,"Yeah, explain it to me. I need an explanation. What's the matter with you?","There's nothing wrong with me, brother. That woman tried to escape and I did what I had to do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24581,Did the police contact you?,"Very first motherfuckin' thing they did. They see I put up a big money bond on my boy, they start thinking with that where-there's-smoke-there's fire logic. They roust my ass outta bed, ten o'clock in the morning. Fuckin' scare my woman, Sherona, half to death. She thought they were gonna take my ass away for sure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24582,Will I get to work for Outpost?,No. But you can write your own ticket in the Valley after this. We're gonna bring down Outpost.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24583,No. It was you. You had some manila folders and a pink bag from Saks.,You're right! Now I remember! It was after the Western regional planners were in town and the meeting went late. The next day I was completely bushed. It was unbelievable.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24584,You've absolutely no idea where David might be?,"No. He knows no one in London, besides me. I shouldn't have left him alone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24585,Tell me this. Do they have auditions for television?,"That's all television is, my dear. Nothing but auditions.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24586,He took your wallet?,"No, he tossed the wallet, but he kept the license.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24587,"I was. So? Mr. Pecharda let me in. As you know, with all my responsibilities I often come in on the weekend and have permission to do so. But I left very early, around 6:30.",6:30. How do you know what time the posters were torn down?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24588,Why don't you just call him up?,"What do I say to him? Call him up on the phone and say, ""Joey, I'm sorry about that little trouble we had. How about havin' dinner?"" Is that what I say?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24589,We've never sent this much with one courier.,"Your plans are a little different this time. You skip Miami, and go straight to Geneva. It's to be deposited to this number. And it's got to be there by Monday morning, no slip-up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24590,"He has typhoid fever, ma'am.","No. You are mistaken. Prince Albert, my husband, had typhoid fever. I asked what was wrong with my son.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24591,"She was in a great fortress, first in the mountains, then in the jungle. How is that possible?","It is the Fortress of Krull. I know it only from the stories of wars on other worlds. They did not use it on our world in the first great war, for it costs them enormous power. This time they mean to conquer, at all costs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24592,You got somethin' against the Cap'n?,"Hell, no. I think he's the best officer in the whole goddamned army, bar none.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24593,"Just think of me as the person next door who likes it quiet, and we'll get along fine.","Now, don't be like that. Tell you what. How about if I take you out on a date to apologize for my rudeness?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24594,"Harry, I have to go home. I have to talk to Mama.","Frances, you're fulla drugs. You don't know what you're saying. Who do you think put you into Meadow Wood? Your mother thinks you're crazy and she'll keep on thinking it as long as it suits her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24595,Why would I kill my husband?,"Insurance? A love affair? Pure unadulterated hatred? Believe me, the DA will come up with plenty of reasons.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24596,"Because that wasn't anything to do with me. And suspicion has been cast in my direction. Didn't make any sense. Choosing those shitheads over me, cutting me out of the deal, then screwing them over too.","No, I can reassure you on that point. Valentine was just as surprised by that turn of events as you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24597,I'm sorry. I forgot about calling for you.,"It's quite unimportant, Mr. Mitchell. After all, you got what you wanted.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24598,"Our pursuit ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, My Lord. It has entered an asteroid field.","Asteroids don't concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses. How long until you can have Skywalker and the others in the Millennium Falcon before me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24599,And now they are willing to release the rest of the hostages?,In return for a guarantee that we will not launch an attack an them.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24600,You know who they are?,"I do, but I won't tell you just yet. Meet me in the chapel at eight-thirty, right before lock-down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24601,"The cameras have arrived, Madame.","They have? Thank you, Max. Tell Mr. DeMille I will be on the set at once.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24602,"The prison board made the decision. A board of which I belong. We're the who. The why is simple. Mickey and Mallory are mentally ill and need to be under a doctor's care, where hopefully they'll receive the help they need.",Mickey and Mallory were deemed competent in a mental examination before their trial. I'm confused. What's changed?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24603,The preacher said it absolved us.,"For him, not for the law! I'm surprised at you, Pete. Hell, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24604,Let me talk to him first.,"Why? Just give me the address, you won't even have to be involved.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24605,On the morrow I'll be awake enough to see if dreams come true.,Pray they don't turn out to be nightmares.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24606,Does your daughter remember if perhaps Mr. Dennings was in her room in her room that night?,"No, she was heavily sedated.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24607,Maybe she wants to make peace with the past.,"What past? She has never once, not once, ever said a word about being on the Titanic until two days ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24608,"Oh, I don't want to put you to any inconvenience.","Oh, it's not the slightest inconvenience, General Bonaparte. It is an honor to have you here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24609,"Not tonight, I have work here.",Soon then. I'll save the last dance for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24610,Why didn't you send the money over?,Somehow I didn't think you'd wait for me if I'd sent it first.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24611,"Time for a champion. Can you do more than pick acorns and rob bird's nests, Jack?","I'll do what I have to do, for Princess Lili's sake!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24612,"Mr Nedry, Mr Nedry. The embryos have to be back here in San Jose by then.","That's up to your guy on the boat. Seven o'clock tomorrow night, at the east dock. Make sure he got it right.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24613,"Who is he, Joe? I've been to every bar, no one wants to talk.","I told your uncle I never met a lawman who wasn't a punk. You too, Bill, even if you're family. He's a big shot businessman. I seen him on the TV news a lot with all the other big shots. A fag, you know. Goes by another name down here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24614,How long do we have to watch him?,"Forever, darlin'. Forever. 'Til he turns ta dust and blows away on the wind.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24615,Six million dollars in cash is a high price for a piece of a country in the middle of a revolution.,"You're a careful kid, and that's good. But look. An international dispatch on the wire service. American journalism, not propaganda. The government troops have all but eliminated the rebels. All but their radio station.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24616,"I'll see she's there, Bruce, I promise you.","If she's not there, mother and I are leaving anyhow!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24617,"I spend half my life out in the sun, Mother, why would I need vitamin D?","I feel certain my condition runs in the family. Can't this wait, dear?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24618,"You took a fishing trip with the boys. Liked it so much, you took another.",I needed some time away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24619,Like an underground club?,Yes. It's a bad place. Weird people. Strange things go on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24620,"So anyway, that's the nightmare I've been having lately.",Do you suppose it has anything to do with Lila's unusually hairy body?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24621,I prefer to stay in the Less Frivolous professions.,"You lasted eight years, as Orderly, in Dr. Lechter's prison ward.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24622,"Hello, Express. What's the idea, trying to outsmart the police?","I'm not kidding. Joan Gale's body is packed in the box in the basement, and I saw the most horrible thing down there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24623,Somebody new there. A woman. Thought you might know who she is.,Ain't no new Negroes in this town I don't know about. What she look like? You sure that wasn't Denver?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24624,I'm sure you should have failed.,I was grounded for two fucking months because of you!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24625,I will make that recommendation to the President. I must tell you in all honesty that I'm extremely dubious about the results.,Apparently I'm not as cynical about Earth's people as you are.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24626,What are they doing to him?,They're hacking his mind.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24627,"You want to take her to my place and get cleaned up? You come out of the bathroom with your after-shave on and she goes, ""Oh, I had you all wrong""?","I want to talk to her again, that's all. See what would happen under, you know, normal circumstances.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24628,I've scheduled a medical for you.,It's barely a scratch. The Dome broke my fall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24629,What about the intro?,It'll be on the teleprompter with the rest of the speech.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24630,Sometimes I think he started banging her just to get himself off the hook with Internal Affairs.,He ain't that way. He's got heart.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24631,You ever hear of this Whale fellow?,Can't say that I have. Can't say I've heard of a lot of people though.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24632,"Hey, careful on the jacket. This is Armani. You angry?","I've had enough of this shit. You're on foot, Lenny.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24633,I feel The Force.,"But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, Luke. You are now most susceptible to the temptations of the dark side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24634,Why did you stay with me?,Wanted to get to know you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24635,"I have heard many confessions, d'Artagnan. But even if I were not a priest, I could tell your heart has a secret weight, and it is hurting you to carry it alone.",The secret I carry I cannot share. Not even with God.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24636,We've come all this way. We just have to check it out. I got a hunch.,"You're the boss, boss. I just thought maybe we should wait.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24637,It was a deadly virus spread by field mice in the Southwest U.S. several years ago.,And are you familiar with FEMA? What the Federal Emergency Management Agency's real power is? FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. To create a non-elected government. Think about that. What is an agency with such broad sweeping power doing managing a small viral outbreak in suburban Texas?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24638,"Hey, take it easy, man. This is the girls' crapper, remember?","Wake up, Lex! We just watched Jam's mom torch our fuckin' KISS tickets! Not REO Speedwagon! Not Journey! Not the Bay City Rollers! KISS! If you can think of a better reason to trash a bathroom, I'd sure like to hear it!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24639,"I'm not getting away with anything, Bobo.","You're fuckin right you're not. How much did your pals cut you in for on that nag, huh? Or did they give you the same kind of screwing you gave me?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24640,I said I promise!,That was three times you promised.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24641,"What I know about boats is they take you to freedom. Come on, man. I think we can do this.","Why are you always talking about we? There is no we. There is a me, there is a you. But there is no we between us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24642,You talked to Jack?,Not since last night. He took a guy hunting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24643,Shouldn't a drug that powerful be destroyed?,The virus itself might have positive applications. They'll keep the plants in secure lock up while the studies are made. Greg isn't joining us?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24644,"Do you want Athos arrested, your Majesty?",Not by you. I will order d'Artagnan to do it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24645,Did they find out anything when they questioned her?,"I don't know. like I said, she's not my father's case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24646,How many did you lose?,"Sixty at the needle, another thirty in the forest. Only ten of us made it back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24647,"In the dark, lad? Why should he do that?","Because sunlight will kill him. Quickly now, give me the key.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24648,I'd like you to have them.,There's really no need. This is just a scrapbook. I should feel obliged. Thank you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24649,"I don't know how else you'd explain it. The coroner's estimated time of death for everyone there was long before this fire started, unless of course Denning started it, and that doesn't make much sense.","No, it doesn't. Neither does his blank tape. Any news on that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24650,I'll stay out of your way. I won't interfere.,I'm sure you won't. But you're going to have to wait till we come up. Then you can film all you want.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24651,"They know you were at that meeting, Peter. They've been told, and they know.","Leo, you're my agent. Tell ""them"" to take a flyin' piss. I didn't do anything wrong. I fought in the war, for crissakes!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24652,Why else you think he won't tell us where the sit down is?,It's not a 'sit down.' He said he's telling us the plan.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24653,"Do you take cocaine, Irene?","No, I do not. I never took cocaine or any other drugs. I don't take drugs.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24654,What'd you say to her?,"Told her my name. Then she said somethin' like, 'It's so noisy down here. Why don't we go upstairs so we can hear ourselves?' She turned around and led the way. I knew I had an important lesson to learn that day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24655,Children's programming. What did your mom say when you told her you weren't engaged anymore?,She said not to come home until graduation.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24656,"He ain't our guy, John.",Just cause he didn't want to look at the photos doesn't mean he isn't the doer. Not everyone fits the profile.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24657,I thought it was an accident. Smoking in bed.,"It was no suicide. It was not an accident. It was Freddy, and he's coming back for seconds, thirds, and fourths.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24658,"It's your job, lady, not mine. I'm here so he can draw my picture.",I'm keeping away. What you are doing is no business of mine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24659,"I'm sorry, Dr. Smyslov, but I'm really not at liberty to discuss this.","This epidemic could easily spread to our base, Dr. Floyd. We should be given all the facts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24660,I said pull over.,"All right. Anything for you, Snake. Although I was going to take you to Cuervo Jones' place.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24661,It is fifty years since I heard that name.,It is fifty years since I spoke it to you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24662,"Maybe. And maybe they'd at least be talking to us! Now tell your 'partner' to stay out of it, or so help me if he lives through this I'll put him behind bars myself!","He's alone, tired, hunted, and hasn't seen diddly-squat from us and you think he gives a flying fuck about what you're going to do to him? Robinson, wake up and smell the shit you're shoveling!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24663,My two friends have my share of the money. I'll have to speak to them after we deliver these to the wholesaler.,"You tell your friends I expect them to let me wet my beak in the same manner. Don't be afraid to tell them. Clemenza and I know each other well, he understands these things. Let yourself be guided by him. He has more experience in these matters.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24664,There's nothing wrong with this place.,It's a flop house.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24665,"When we get this group down, I'm gone.","You're gone now! I don't climb with people I can't trust. Why'd you come up, to prove something?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24666,We were trying to find out what he knew about the set up.,"There is no fuckin' set up! Look, this is the news. Blondie, you stay here and take care of them two. White and Pink come with me, 'cuz if Joe gets here and sees all those fucking cars parked out front, he's going to be as mad at me as he is at you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24667,What have you ordered?,"It's a Rob Roy. A very popular drink, I'm told.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24668,"Yes, sir. But soon as our money runs out, they'll mob the place.","The fools! If they only knew it, they're making things worse for themselves. Somebody starts a silly rumor, and they lose their heads.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24669,Do you think they'll go along with us?,Of course they will. They're reasonable men.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24670,Can you isolate the wave?,Negative. It's impacting on all our systems!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24671,"They need help, Lil. They pay me back in other ways.","How? What do they do for you, Kaminski and his friends? They're all anarchists! Traitors!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24672,"I gotta make a report to Fish and Game. I was just wondering, that's all. What'd he do, to shoot himself, I mean?",Who the fuck knows? Musta slipped or something. I just heard the gun go off.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24673,"No, night of the 16th, morning the 17th. We replaced two guys named Miller and Milholland.",They got transferred that day. Out to Cape Flattery.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24674,And would you describe those years as happy?,"The first couple, yes, but after that it became increasingly difficult.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24675,And that's why you never went pro?,Two years of surgery. I missed my window. Limped through law school instead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24676,"We've decided to go to Montaldo's place. In fact, Ettore should already be there.",Good. Then I'll meet you there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24677,Let me go! Let me bring her back. I can't get along without her. I'll bring her right back and I'll tell you anything you want to know. Let me go!,Sit down! We didn't come here to watch you and that broad dance around a May pole. Where were you the afternoon the girl was killed?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24678,Maybe I'm just on vacation.,Not with the scum you hang out with. I've watched. I've thought. Its a perfect scheme. I even have a perfect escape plan for you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24679,Did she hurt herself?,No. She's in fine shape. Nothing to worry about. But she doesn't know. You understand that. She doesn't know what she did.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24680,It is a fucking emergency.,I understand. That's why I picked up the phone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24681,And he's never tried to get in touch with his son?,"Henry told Cyrus he'd kill him if he ever showed his face around our house again. When Henry makes a threat like that, people tend to take him seriously.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24682,He's liable to shoot you.,On the phone I told him I have the ten thousand he put up for your bond. I could bring the money and the papers for him to sign. Walk out and call the Sheriff's department.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24683,"Anything else unusual about him you'd be able to describe in a court of law, Willie?","I remember he had some kinda thing wrong with his left leg. He limped. Don't get me wrong, he's not one of those, you know, limp wrists. He's a butch John. You'd meet him on the street, you'd never snap. You could go fishing with him, play poker with him, you'd never snap in a million years. So one night we were over at Ferrie's place. Having a party. Sometime in the late summer of '63.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24684,Have you ever met Mr. Rexroth?,"No. I haven't. But I've been out of town. Hello, Rex. Hello there.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24685,Where are the minefields?,"All over. Turkish Army up there. It's against the law. They shoot us. You sure you looking for your friends, man?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24686,"You're sacred of 'em, aren't ya?","Right down to my socks, turkey. If I'da been half as scared a that lop-ear, I wouldn't a fallen asleep on 'em. Lonnegan might kill me, but at least he won't bore me to death.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24687,"Levi, you got about four hours before armed men show up here, put you on a plane to Washington, and lock you in a very small dark room. I suggest you talk to us.",I've done nothing wrong. I'm the victim here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24688,"Can't tell if you hear it or not. You hear it, Tom?","I hear it. I think they's some guys comin' this way, lots of 'em. We better get outa here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24689,"Where will my bed be, where will I sleep?",At your mom's. She'll have a bed for you in your own room.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24690,"I saw Lucy when I was in London, she seems okay. It's hard to tell with her.","Shit, I forgot to call her back. She's off on a trip somewhere. Oh God, my grandad's flat in London's been sold.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24691,"And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.","This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24692,Yet you must've known all along that you'd give me cancer. Just be being with me.,"I didn't give you cancer, Laurie. Not you, not the others. I don't know what did.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24693,"Sure, the standby squad. Stand-by for the funeral.",Whose funeral? We're doing all right. There hasn't been a scab near the picket line for three days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24694,Paul! Where is he? Can you see him?,I'm trying! That thing took him down this way!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24695,I'm not leaving my daughter behind. Not with them.,She's next. In two or three more minutes she'll be free.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24696,"I think if anybody had a hand in killing Hocker, you ought to ask or you should have asked Emory and Chick.","Chick was outright killed by a mob. He killed a white man that owed him some money and when they caught up with him, they tied him behind a car and dragged him from out of the hills back to town.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24697,There are no other ships in the system.,"Sensors show five life signs aboard the station, Captain.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24698,Because you'll freak out and act like a total psycho about it.,You're the psycho! You haven't been able to deal with anything since high school ended!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24699,You think he still loves her?,Think he still thinks about her. But not like then. Then was an obsession.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24700,"Let it go, Roach, trust me.",I'm not letting nothing go. They killed my board.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24701,Love's the same as it always was. It's people who change.,People change in relation to each other. Love changes on its own.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24702,I think he wanted you to tip him.,"Tsk. Excuse me, I didn't think he had change for a hundred.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24703,"It would ruin us, Buddy, our family.","You're ruining us. If we stay with you, you'll take us down with you. This isn't political, Dick. This is our life.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24704,"My dear friend, it would be my greatest pleasure.",But you'd have to swear not to tell a soul. I'm not allowed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24705,So you could talk to these scientists and they do what? Send you to the future?,"No, no. I can't talk to them. It's called, ""voice mail"". I'm supposed to leave messages. They monitor it from the present.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24706,"That won't be necessary. Sooner or later I knew you'd crack this thing, Max. You got me.",I do? Sure I do. Can we speak off the record? I'm a fair man. I'm willing to sit down with her and tell her side of the story.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24707,He got his deer yet?,"No, he's out now. Somewhere on the mountain. I'd stay away from him if I were you. He's real pissed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24708,And the creature with it. We can make it back to Irth in the lifeboat.,But the lifeboat can't accelerate to light speed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24709,I know how to gamble now.,You won ten dollars. Big deal. If we don't get a good ride before dark we could miss your ship.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24710,I would not presume to debate you.,"That is wise. In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24711,"Hon, did you get expelled?",No. The school would probably contact you in the event of my expulsion.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24712,Jacqueline. Mr. Romari phoned me. She went out this afternoon with two men he'd never seen before.,They may have been friends of hers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24713,Wake up. Make a right at Ocean Avenue. The hotel's a few blocks up on the left.,I know where it is. Give me that phone back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24714,"The longer we wait, the less accessible the hostages will be, Mr. President.","I'll bear it in mind, Admiral. I think that's all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24715,We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though. you're okay. you shot a real son of a bitch.,"Yeah. I sure know that. Yeah, but how many more are out there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24716,"No data, Admiral. Computers are non-functional.","The mains are down, sir! Aux power is not responding.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24717,Dad ! Most of my friends can stay out until 11 on school nights and 1 on weekends!,They're not all the sheriff's daughter. Goodnight.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24718,A beauty. Who is she?,A singer. Her husband's an actor. I knew them well. Good people. I'd like to talk to her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24719,All this blubbering over that sonofabitch! They're grieving like they knew the man. It makes me want to puke.,"God's sake, chief. The President was shot.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24720,"I see. Well then let's introduce ourselves, I'm Damien Karras.",And I'm the Devil! Now kindly undo these straps!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24721,The ones in the box of files. The box of files? The one from your office?,I didn't see any medical records in there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24722,Stay here? Is that necessary?,"Not necessary, but preferable. I don't think he'll be a bother, he seems like a most refreshing sort of man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24723,"Either withdraw unto some private place, or reason coldly of your grievences, or else depart. Here all eyes gaze on us.","Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze. I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24724,Did you go home and get it?,"No. It's too late. The food is coming and everything. Damone, I've got to ask you this favor, and I'll never ask you for anything again in this lifetime or any other. Will you please borrow your mom's car, go by my house, get my wallet, and meet me back here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24725,Why don't we just rent a Lear jet and haul it back ourselves?,"Because I wanna see this hot shot Bandit do something that can't be done. Besides, there's nothing I like better than breaking legends.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24726,Then who wrote the report?,It had to be someone who knows numbers. Some kind of fancy accountant. But what's the connection?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24727,"Come, it'll help you sleep.",Aye. But it won't let me dream.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24728,That's a public course. No Stephanie?,She's working. I need a break anyway. She's getting a little clingy. This is our day!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24729,I'll make it up to you this summer. I promise.,"I'm your daughter all the time, you know. Not just when it's convenient.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24730,And what is your profession?,"Keeping my body fit, keeping my mind alert, keeping my landlord appeased. That's a full-time job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24731,Will these boards hold?,"The boards are solid oak planks, and the floor is reinforced by a steel grid beneath. Nothing real or supernatural is busting through this, least nothing the size of the beasts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24732,I say you should get a shrink.,"Too late. I've tried. I think you're right, Jake. I'm game.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24733,What the hell are you doin' in there?,"I followed you to the Maroon Studios. When I heard those shots, I thought I'd help you and investigate the inside of this trunk.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24734,"They'll just catch you again, Francie. Besides, your mother will know.","Dad, here! You don't have to stop, just slow down. You can tell Mama I jumped out. She knows that's the kind of thing I'd do. She won't blame you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24735,"You're both screwed. I help, we can do it in six.","Jesus, I gotta save all your asses. I help, we can do it in five minutes, man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24736,"No, you wouldn't. That's what she was after, though. But why hit on me?",I wouldn't go in on a deal with her. She blamed you for it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24737,"I don't know. They say I've got to re-write the opera, but it's perfect as it is. I can't rewrite what's perfect. Can't you talk to him?",Why bother with Orsini-Rosenberg? He's obviously no friend of yours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24738,You're distracting me. Go away.,I can't. I'm involved now. If you let go I have to jump in after you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24739,But the sword could be in his compound.,Then someone's trying to set him up. We should inform Li Mu Bai.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24740,"Marty, let's go downna Seventy-Second Street area tonight.","I don't feel like going, Angie. I thought I'd take this girl to a movie.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24741,Is that all you're going to devote your life to?,"I'm not sure yet. I've had a shock recently, and I'm only beginning to get over it. Perhaps I'll go back to the convent one day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24742,You think I don't know you held out on the D.A.? What did you leave out of that testimony? I can be on the phone to Ruby Deemer in ten minutes.,The D.A. gave me immunity.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24743,Take him off the air.,What are you talking about? He's fine. He's out of the hospital already. The ratings are higher than ever.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24744,You got a good lawyer?,Can she afford a good one is the question. Otherwise she'll be in Sybill Brand three weeks easy before the Public Defender gets around to her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24745,I'm sure they'll notice things missing.,They'll blame the bloody housekeeper. She nicks stuff all the times!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24746,Really? Do you have a favorite piece?,I'd have to say Prokofiev's third concerto.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24747,Where would I get a boat?,Down at the dock by the Tides Restaurant. Ever handled an outboard boat?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24748,"Yeah, but here you are. How'd I get so lucky? I thought you were trying to forget I was alive.",That's not true. You're the one who's trying to forget.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24749,Emergency transmitter? What happened to signal mirrors or two-tone smoke fires?,"Lets us watch each other's backs over a wide area. Only thing messed me up this time was getting arrested in the baths. ELT was in my duffel bag, not around my neck where it should've been.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24750,What do you know about my father?,He's a rapist. Like mine.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24751,How can you do that? You don't live anywhere near that school.,"She says I can come live with her while school goin' on, and come back home every time there ain't no school.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24752,Did you catch that thunder?,"No way, death-breath, that was too intense for thunder. C'mon let's rock an' roll.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24753,You never know how you're going to catch a suspect.,"Peter's right, Captain. He's got to be forced into making a mistake.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24754,"Okay, have we gone over everything? Back on Tuesday, right?","Yep. Have a good time at school, Ray. Wish me luck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24755,I been sendin' her money.,"Well, she never gave me none. Look, you better find him a place pretty quick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24756,What happened to the power?,"I don't know, but the back-up generator should've kicked in.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24757,"You know, you're no longer required to come here.",I was just sayin' goodbye to Sean.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24758,"We have achieved surprise, but their carriers are not in port. I don't like this.","We have a fighter screen up, in case we are attacked, Admiral.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24759,"What are you talking about, Dave? You weren't mentioned in the story. Don't jump to conclusions.","You think your investigation's been all that secret? You know, when you talk to people, they talk to other people.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24760,Will you relax. There's nobody back there.,"Mace, the guy had a knife. To my throat. In my living room. Relaxing might be right out, okay?!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24761,"Don't you see, X? For the betterment of humanity, he's going to start World War Three.",He's a regular humanitarian. And all this time I thought he was just a tool.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24762,Are you going to represent me?,There are no charges against you. I'm here to decide if I'm going to represent you should that occur. Did you kill him?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24763,We have to get through to the other side. You up for it?,"I've gone this far, and right now I think I'm in better shape than you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24764,"If you want an answer to that question I can always put one of my men on the job. Good afternoon, Mr. Cross.",Mr. Gittes! You're dealing with a disturbed woman who's lost her husband. I don't want her taken advantage of. Sit down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24765,Where is your wife?,"Not here! She's not well, either. She went to the Spa.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24766,I couldn't have done it without you.,Yes you could. You did. This is all you. Nobody else.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24767,Take that back! Fucking take that back. I'm not a cop any more.,I take it back. You're not a cop any more. You're a store detective.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24768,But you can't say with any certainty that the blood was his.,"No, but as I say, the type is rare. Ten percent of Caucasian males.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24769,Where does Nicky get his hair cut?,Across Ninth Avenue. Dodgie's. Where you've been getting your hair cut for fifty years. Where Uncle Billy and Uncle Marty got their hair cut. Where Jim Rorty shot a man for cheating at poker.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24770,Then okay. So how old were you when you met him?,Fifteen. You don't know him. He was very kind and strong.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24771,Have either of you seen David Watts?,"No, but Nell's been here longer than I have.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24772,When're you going to see him again?,"Tonight, maybe. I'll phone him at noon. Oh, my lunch hour. I'm a stenographer, you know. Mary Dawson.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24773,"You don't believe in anything do you, Bobby?","I believe in this moment, that's all. There is nothing else. Come on. He must weigh 300 pounds.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24774,Who's Clark? One of your colleagues?,"Not exactly. He's kind of a rewrite man. Actually, he's a bit dull, if you know what I mean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24775,What can I do for you today?,I'd like to commission a work. I'm a great admirer of yours.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24776,"In that case, there's someone here I'd like to introduce to you. Over there.",She is beautiful. And young. No thank you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24777,Where is your mad pilot?,"He must have had a heart attack, or perhaps the fumes. When the plane landed he was dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24778,We might be able to go that way.,"Forget it. If that charge goes off before we can reach it, this whole damn crevice will slam shut on us. This way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24779,"The names of the members of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra since 1934 together with their questionnaires. Major, what am I to tell Dr. Furtwängler?","You tell him nothing, Emmi. If he calls again, you say you know nothing. We're gonna keep him waiting while I get acquainted with his case and with the witnesses. And, God help me, with Beethoven.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24780,He's not the same as when I met him.,"If he were, he'd be dead by now. You'd be a widow. You'd have no problem.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24781,She says she won't even come if Dad brings Monica.,Mom won't miss your wedding. She'll come around. I promise she will.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24782,"That's impossible, man. This fence is high-tensile. The breaking tolerance'd stand up to the strain of a rhino, easy. I know, I put it up.",There's no way a rhino'd survive that drop.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24783,I wish you'd stop being playful.,"Sorry. It's the first time I've ridden ""piggy-back"" in years.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24784,"Mr. Newcombe, I have made some difficult loans during the past few years, at very onerous terms, but 18% a year interest seems very stiff indeed.","Considering your financial circumstances, Mr. Cosgrove, it has been impossible to find anyone at all prepared to do any business with you. I think you may count yourself lucky to have this opportunity. But, obviously, if you would reject this offer, I shall keep trying to find a better one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24785,Don't think the Rangers are likely to find out any more than they already have.,"Word gets out who that body was, people are gonna think Buddy done it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24786,"You are the one who's good-hearted. As for Rose, let's hope for the best.","Be kind to her. She loves you so much. In a perfectly proper way, of course.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24787,"I'm gettin' too slow for this racket. I done the best I'm gonna do. You hang on too long, you start embarrassin' yourself.",What are you talkin' about? We just took off the biggest score we've ever had. We can do anything we want now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24788,It strikes me that Eve's disloyalty and ingratitude must be contagious!,"All this fuss and hysteria because an impulsive kid got carried away by excitement and the conniving of a professional manure slinger named deWitt! She apologized, didn't she?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24789,"We have achieved complete surprise! The first wave is returning, the second is attacking now, and we have lost only a few planes. We can launch a third wave, Admiral.",The second wave has not returned. And we have no idea where their carriers are. What is the damage report?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24790,I wasn't doing anything.,That's not the way it looked to me. Looked to me like you was trying to make time with her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24791,Yeah. Do I have a case?,"Of course you have a case! Now, I want you to go with my assistant, Iris, and fill out some forms. She'll tell you about our fee arrangement. Mrs. Finley? Any back pain since the accident? Dizziness? Nightmares?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24792,"Oh, c'mon. We're not going to spend any more time on this crap, are we? It doesn't mean anything. It's Sanderson!","It isn't him. Frank, you brought me in on this in the beginning because you wanted my opinion if he was capable of doing this.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24793,Dead in a ditch? Drunk in a bar in Mogadishu? Who knows?,"I think I do. We had a deal going down in Berlin last week. During the buy, both our Field Agent and the seller were killed. We pulled a fingerprint from a timing charge that didn't go off. They were killed by Jason Bourne.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24794,It remains to be seen who is the good guy and who is the bad guy. History is written by the victor.,The only history I'm gonna write is your obituary!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24795,"Caviar capital of the world. Matchless beluga. Firm, yet subtle. Largest landlocked body of water on Earth. Oil-rich. Hitler wanted it. Stalin beat him to it.","And now it's up for grabs, a goldrush. Far more oil than anyone thought.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24796,How do you know about Eugene?,You told me about him. I saw you and I think you thought I knew something about him. So you told me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24797,She's a big girl.,"Yeah, well, she's our girl now. I think we better keep an eye on her. There's trouble there. Hey, listen to this. Ethel and Bert Lane. Married seventy-five years. You believe that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24798,Can't we change course?,We're computer locked and the manual navigation unit is down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24799,How is it this hag knows the truth?,"Think there be truth only in beauty, lad? If you've the courage to ask and take care to avoid her terrible claws, Jenny Greenteeth has the answers you seek.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24800,"It's not enough snow, not for tracking the bastards. No advantage there, kid.","Don't worry, Mr. Twombley, I know where those suckers are. Rain or shine, snow or no snow. I know deer. We'll kill us a buck today. Guaranteed. Before ten.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24801,But does it have to be in a cemetery?,You wouldn't understand. Seeing a cemetery on a night like this can stir in the mind the best ideas for a good horror story.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24802,Then I will respectfully take leave of her.,You will do as you please. It seems to me that such a matter can hardly be discussed until after people know each other. Do you not agree?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24803,You tell me! You got a sniper up there or what?,"He's not with us, Xander. He must be with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24804,The police know about Lathrop Wells. We have to go another way. Come on.,"If I don't meet the ship, my people will go home without me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24805,You killed that cop Dutton.,And another one. There. Erlich. Took a wrong turn.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24806,Where's the rest of the team?,"Bob and Rick are in Denver. I gotta get up there as fast as possible. Frank, get me a load of flares.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24807,You can't fuck with them. They're heads of families!,They're friends of our enemy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24808,Did you sleep well?,Yeah. Too good. I forgot where I was.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24809,Where's the beauty you promised me?,"It was my joke. I was tired, and did not care to go farther. There's not prettier woman here than that. If she won't suit your fancy, my friend, then you must wait awhile.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24810,"I can't believe you hung up on me, you dick.",Totally. I'm sorry. A lot was happening this morning. Can you talk?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24811,You say Asia can be found by sailing west?,"Yes, your Eminence. The voyage should not take more than six or seven weeks.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24812,"Perhaps you didn't hear what I said, Mr. Deeds! The whole Semple fortune goes to you! $20,000,000!","Oh, yes, I heard you all right. $20,000,000. That's quite a lot, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24813,"You remember Buzz Meeks, Dudley?",A disgrace as a policeman. Straight D fitness reports from every C.O. he ever served under. What about him?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24814,They knew the risks when they signed on. I've come too far to turn back now.,Then you run the danger of pushing them to mutiny.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24815,You gave me some very valuable information. Thank you.,"And thank you for getting me up here. I've never seen this before. Beautiful, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24816,Ten bucks says she's looking for a handout.,Twenty bucks says not here she don't find one.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24817,"The Church is a fucking racket. I know how they operate. I've been part of the racket since the first time some faggot priest spilt water on my head. My Aunt Lu says I was crying all the way through. Yeah, I know their game inside out. Now I'm free of it and I'm gonna stay that way.",I'm not talking about the fucking Church. Fuck the Church. But tell me. Do you believe in God?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24818,I hear he drives a carriage around Central Park or something.,"Please. And you're sweating him? You're ""all that"" and you're sweating some lawn jockey?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24819,Few are. So what makes you think you can maintain a relationship with Dante this time around?,A woman's intuition. Something in me says it's time to give the old boy a serious try.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24820,"It's not you, Derek. I don't trust myself. I tend to make big selection errors when it comes to men.","Then I'll make this easy for you. I like you. I'm crazy about you, Sid. But I'm gonna stay away. Until you say otherwise.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24821,"I think I'll cut out here, chief. I gotta get home.","Get home my ass. We're going to the office, have another drink. I want some company tonight.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24822,I'm worried. The vibrations could shake her to pieces. We should have padded her feet.,I don't think they make Nikes in her size.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24823,Who told you about her?,"You did. You were with her when she disappeared, right? She took you to the mall or the movies, you turn around and she's gone.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24824,Don't use big bills!,For a pack of cigs? I use her food stamps.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24825,How many in their party?,Started with six. There'd be four others left.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24826,What if that fucker finds it before we're ready to go?,"We'll stand a watch. Four on, eight off. Low man first.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24827,I was only asking if you are related to the Lavals of Marseilles.,And I was only asking you if you would let me examine your report without interruption.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24828,"You are a therapist, right?","No no. I'm a psychologist, but I do research. I'm a behaviorist. I work with animals. Mice at the moment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24829,The rest of the jewelry is in the top drawer.,"It's yours, Joe. I gave it to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24830,Do you have visual?,"Not yet. He's near ""M"" and 34th. I've got an ELSUR unit on the scene now. A residential building. Twelve units.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24831,"Well, do you still plan to get married?","Yeah. She'll probably quit her job and stay out here with Pop. We can't leave him alone here, he'll set the damn place on fire. With Jill here a lot, it'll be good to have Margie around. Things are going to change in that department, by the way. I got a custody lawyer in Concord. I'm gonna see him tomorrow. All hell's gonna break loose, but it's worth it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24832,"I shouldn't have to, Audrey. You're supposed to be my friend. I trusted you.","I didn't mean for it to turn out like this. Look, I lied to you. I'm not a reporter. When we broke up and I came out to New York I was so sure I'd make it. But I haven't. That's why I needed this story so bad. I just couldn't tell you I'm a failure.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24833,She the one from Santa Cruz?,Just graduated law school. Single mom. Had a two-year-old daughter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24834,"He wanted me to leave Dave and marry him. Last Friday I told him it wouldn't work. Dave would have killed us both! He followed me home and kicked up a stink in the street, I had to tell Frank I couldn't see him any more. It was getting too dodgy. That was on Sunday. He said he'd kill himself. I was frightened what you might do.","I don't believe you, Margaret. Frank wasn't like that. I'm the villain in the family, remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24835,Do we just leave him there?,"Yeah, for now. Our first priority's to get something to breathe.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24836,"Adele, sooner or later, he's gonna get caught. I'd like to get him before he does something else, makes it worse on himself.",Buddy'll take care of him. Keep him out've trouble. He's Jack's conscience. Always has been. He tell you how they met?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24837,One point two million dollars? I did not authorize you to spend one point two million dollars!,"I'm already on a first name basis with these dudes, I got a deal set up, you want me to hammer it or not?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24838,How do I know he did that to you?,I came to you straight after he did it. I showed you what he'd done and asked for your help.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24839,Could I get a Coke for Mickey?,I'm not running out and getting that piece of shit a Coke.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24840,"My husband is the victim of an informer in your organization, not ours.","That is not true, Mrs. Ayala. Your route is compromised. Perhaps it is time for me to deal with other distributors in California.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24841,"He threw me in a cell, took a gun and a knife and threatened to kill me right there if I didn't promise to give up the story.","You know, I've had it up to here with your bullshit. I need a story from you by tomorrow.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24842,"She's no whore, Marcus.","We're all whores, Frank. You know what I'm talking about, the way she looked at me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24843,I suppose you expect us to hand over the jewels?,"Oh, no, no. I am not a highwayman, I'm just a nuisance. All I'm trying to do is make things as difficult as possible.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24844,He got my gun! Motherfucker was filming the whole time!,"I know. Relax. Take it easy. Don't worry, we'll get those fuckers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24845,I think he owes more to you. But that's not important now. I know what's going on between you two.,"I want to reassure you, Elaine, there's absolutely nothing going on between Viktor and I.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24846,Care to tell us how you came into possession of an illegal access program?,"Look, I'm doing mute 'till I have a mouthpiece here who's on my side.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24847,"Just tell me, did you talk with him?",He said he'd consider it. It's between you and Rodriguez.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24848,You think it's a good idea taking it back to yours?,"There is nowhere else to keep it, and it's the last place they are going to look. Anyway the battle's over and the war is won.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24849,He wants to see you. Lex Luthor.,The bald man! The one who tried to kill me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24850,I got the woman covered. Where you thinkin' about doin' this?,I was thinkin' the Del Amo Mall. In the food court.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24851,"No, I'm not going through there.","Michael, come on, don't be silly. This is the quickest way. You're not going to walk all the way around?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24852,"Honey, I'm sorry. It wasn't nothin'. Come on and get up and we'll take off.",Leave me be for a minute? Mama gets all insane and then I see you practicin' your individuality and personal freedom with some oil-town tramp. How you figure I'm gonna feel?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24853,The FBI finally gets around to talking to him in Dallas and runs a file on him as a miscreant Communist type.,But who meets him when he gets off the boat in New York in June '62?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24854,"Aw hell, you sound like some goddamn sucker. You know everything I know. You got nothin' more to learn from me.",But you played the Big Con. You said it was nothin'. A game for flakes and mama's boys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24855,I have to go to New York tomorrow.,What else? You gonna leave some cash by the bed when you pass through town?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24856,"I tell you, we're going west, and Shanghai is east of here!",Be quiet! Fenner's the best pilot in China. He knows what he's doing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24857,What about your meeting?,I'll reschedule. I've been working too much anyway.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24858,"The thing is, I'll need a first mate.",I know where you can find any number of naked girls who'd love to hop on board.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24859,Come on with that money!,First you got to sign a receipt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24860,Naw. I'm not seeing anybody. What about you?,No. I can't. My mom won't let me have boyfriends.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24861,"Tryin' to save his girl, man. He's in another world.","If I was his size and had Ganz on my ass, I'd just leave town.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24862,There's no point appealing to Colonel Blake. They've got him bewitched.,No. The only thing to do is write General Hammond. But it's hard to find a place around here for a private discussion.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24863,"Isn't it a fact that the ""six other Asian men"" in the line-up were all of the classic Mongoloid type, whereas Shu has the distinct facial bone structure of a Korean?",Objection. The witness is not an expert in racial classification.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24864,A man has my family. Gold watch here. Dark tan.,That would be Glen Howell. He was on his way for the disks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24865,I'll see what I can do.,"And don't go getting everybody lost out there. You'll give us a bad name. You won't have me to keep an eye on you, you know.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24866,"Fuck that shit, man. I ain't shootin' anybody.",What the fuck I tell you. You don't hafta shoot nobody. Just hold the gun. They'll get the idea.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24867,"I know, but I hung around, 'cause I figured you'd try an' pull some shit like this.","Now, hold on there. I ain't pullin' no shit. It's my money, I can do whatever the fuck I wanna do with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24868,"He'll be here in a little while, he's takin' me to get an ice cream.",Ain't that the sweetest thing. What am I supposed to do about supper with you traipsin' around with that fag?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24869,He was my partner.,"They're blaming it on you. Christ, Conklin, you didn't even tell me you lost the prisoner!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24870,"No. But what I would like is the forty dollars you owe me, and I'm a busy man.",Dammit you're persistent. I don't want to listen to this anymore. No more bets with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24871,"Listen Duke, we're setting up a wire store. I need a twenty man boost right away.",I got twenty or so in here tonight. Take your pick.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24872,Exactly what information led you to arrest my client just two-and-a-half hours after the shooting took place?,We had a description of the suspect.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24873,Is she still angry?,"No, but I'd stay out of Sickbay for a while if I were you. I still don't know why you dropped her in the water.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24874,"You just won a trip, you dolt! Ten days in Fhloston Paradise for two!","Ma. If I'd won, I'd know about it. Someone would have notified me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24875,I thought you hardly know her.,I know the type. I'm a psychologist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24876,I have no idea. Maybe someone saw and talked.,"German. Not in our neighborhood, man. A hundred percent Irish. No one talks to cops. Period.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24877,And how would we neutralize him?,We lure him on land and pump him with the drugs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24878,That money is my whole future.,"Keep up with that attitude, and you won't have a future. Seventeen is a hell of an age to die. Is that what you want?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24879,"Fine, maybe you're right. But it doesn't friggin' matter. I can't afford a star, so I don't even know what we're talking about.",What if I told you you could have a star for $1000??,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24880,Have they harmed you?,"No. They watch me closely, but they haven't harmed me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24881,I think he's in a conference. Unfortunately. I'm really sorry.,Would you just try him? You never know. As long as I'm here. You never know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24882,"You see? Never tells me nothin'. Ace, what do we got on for next week?","Well, it's a little too early. I'd say Thursday would be good. I'll know by then. Is that all right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24883,Is your papa West Indian?,"No, my mama. She's from Grenada.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24884,Are you gonna tell me where you went?,I went to see the Skywire model in Gary's office. You know. Just to hold it again.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24885,You're not from these parts.,I am from Spain. And I would like a moment of your time.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24886,They were taking you away.,"It's nothing to do with you. It's me they wanted, not you. Why do you interfere in other people's business?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24887,No. I'm a walk-on in a fancy dress scene. I just felt like doing those lines.,"Oh, I see. You are an actress though, aren't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24888,How would I know how much it's gonna cost if I don't know what I'm buying?,"Eddie, you're too smart for your own britches. Listen to me. How much do you want to run to the store for Da Mayor?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24889,I thought you already left.,"Flight's in the morning. You should be on it, too. There's nothing for us here, Case. There never was.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24890,They're friends of our enemy.,"Take one of 'em out, and they'll all line up against us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24891,"If they was just here for the fuckin', how come they lit out the back window?",On account of they seen you was beatin' on their friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24892,"Do it, quickly. Please. Aim for the eye.","He has to look here or I won't get a clear shot. Call him, Margo.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24893,"I don't know why I come here every evening, it's always such bad news.","Bad news, you crazy? You have no world view, Wladek, that's your trouble. The news couldn't be better. The moment Hitler invaded Russia, I knew we'd be all right. Remember Napoleon. Same business. The Germans will freeze to death, please God.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24894,You've acquired a taste for this?,"It's quite nutritious, sir.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24895,Could we discuss that some other time?,Sure. Let's discuss Betty Mayfield. How long since you saw her?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24896,"Yes. I thought it was a good idea. We've covered it from the news end, of course.",And the social. How about the music notice? You got that in?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24897,"He just won't engage. He can't do it, Skipper. He can't get back on the horse.",It's only been a week. Keep sending him up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24898,"You're right, you're a smart guy. Most counterfeiters only get ten cents on the dollar. But this is an even swap. Pure genius.","You play games with me, Detective, and you'll lose every time. Don't forget. The odds are always in favor of the house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24899,"Jesus, man, can you change the station?","Fuck you man! You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24900,"I have good news for you, Mr. Cosgrove. The firm of Bracegirdle and Chatwick, in the city of London, are prepared to lend you 20,000 pounds, pledged against your interest in the Edric mines. They will redeem the encumbrances against the property, which amount to some 10,000 pounds, and take a twenty- year working lease on the mines. They will lend you the 20,000 pounds against the lease income, which they will apply to the loan as it comes in, and they will make a charge of 18% per annum interest on the outstanding loan balance.","Mr. Newcombe, I have made some difficult loans during the past few years, at very onerous terms, but 18% a year interest seems very stiff indeed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24901,I'm lookin' for a guy on the lam from a counterfeiting rap. Thought he mighta come in here.,Don't think so. I know everybody in the place and I always bounce the lamsters.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24902,I got two years.,"Only two? Man, I already done eight. Nothin' to it. Just make the days and let the weeks and the years make themselves.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24903,He wants to speak with you.,"No time. Gotta go. Just tell him to read the letter, the letter explains all. Tell him I love him. And tell him, as of tomorrow, all his money problems are over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24904,Don't you think you should at least wave?,Why? Then they'll notice when I'm gone. Well. I'm making a public appearance aren't I?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24905,"That was quite an evening. Bourgeois, phony, decadent, stupid.",I shouldn't have put you through that. It must have been agony. Let's do something.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24906,Would you have me spend my life all alone?,"In truth, sir, yes, but, if you must marry, then marry a virtuous drudge.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24907,You know my father?,"That's why I wanted you to come here, Evan. Dr. Redfield already has a background in memory loss.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24908,"Thank God. Oh thank God. Tommy, you didn't *bust* out, didya? You ain't got to hide, have you?","No, Ma. I'm paroled. I got my papers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24909,"Believes it! Jesus, it's driving him crazy. He wants to kill him. I don't know, Corky, I don't know what he is going to do. I'm getting nervous, really nervous.","It's all right, Violet. It's working. All we got to do is wait him out and see what he does.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24910,"Excuse me, Lowell. Sharon's on line 3.",Tell her I'll call her back in ten.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24911,"I'm trying, you know. I'm trying to be what you want. I want to be what you want, Nathan. All I want is to be what you want.","Shh. It's okay. It's okay, Lila. You're what I want. You know that. You're exactly what I want.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24912,Do you know where you're going?,Of course not! I'm a wanderer! I'd like to go somewhere I've never been!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24913,Dad. What are you doing here?,I was upstairs for a meeting. I've been hearing good things about you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24914,"Now then, let's run through it one more time, shall we? What's your job?","I use my cell phone to get computer access to the telecommunications satellite used by our target. I trace his cell phone signature and use it to pin point his location as he moves through Nice, relaying that information to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24915,"She was sailing up north, right?","Her destination was Halifax, yeah.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24916,That's what they called it when I was in Juvenile. It's a pretty dismal place.,"It's a shithole. But she was dirty, what was I gonna do?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24917,"Exactly. You see, it would have been embarrassing for people of my sort to wear low-cut gowns in the old Russia. The lashes of the Cossacks across our backs were not very becoming, and you know how vain women are.",You're absolutely right about the Cossacks. We made an unpardonable mistake when we let them use their knouts. They had such reliable guns.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24918,Any serious problems with your sergeant or your fellow soldiers?,"No, sir. They all been real straight with me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24919,You just shoot at something?,Yeah. Just a bird. Just a stupid bird.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24920,I'm sure. It spoke to me.,Birds speak to me all the time. What did it say?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24921,Apparently my opinion wasn't needed.,Everyone knew you would have been outspoken against this deal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24922,Now I'm here. I'm in New York City. Getting picked for things. Don't you see what I'm driving at?,"What you're driving at, you want me to get lost so you can go to your fancy-ass party.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24923,You saw a MiG 21?,I saw a MiG do a 4 G negative dive.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24924,"He comes up here with our product. He suppose to come home with five hundred thousand dollars. He never shows up. Meanwhile, my sister's going crazy calling me all the time worried about him. Me, I just wanna know what happened to my focking money.","Well, I don't know. I gave the man his money, sent him on his way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24925,Maybe we ought to hire a bodyguard from now on.,I don't want a bodyguard. I want the man I fell in love with.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24926,"He's right? Look, don't try to put blood on my hands. You've got one hell of a nerve siding with him!","Just hand up on the bitch! Fuck you, madam. And goodbye!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24927,Didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.,I swear to you that's all that happened. I haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24928,"Nothing. With the satellite down, we can't transmit over the mountain range. He's most likely sitting there wondering why he can't raise us.","First light, we'll take a chopper out there and tell them to head back.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24929,How about music? You like classical?,The Boston Pops. Season tickets.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24930,This car will take me to Las Vegas. I cannot go back.,The police know about Lathrop Wells. We have to go another way. Come on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24931,I knew you'd understand. That's why I came to you for help.,"You must not look to me for help. Your brother is no longer my problem. He is now your problem, Conway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24932,He run away often?,"That old beast? Miss his breakfast? Not a chance. It's always something, right?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24933,"Game's over. Last chance to get out of this without a prison sentence. You're not good enough to beat me, you little shit.","Yeah, maybe I'm not. But we are, you asshole.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24934,Christ. How'd you get here?,"Took bus, most of way. I knew you would come here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24935,"Frankie, Roth tried to have me killed. I'm sure it was him, but I don't know yet why.","Jesus Christ, Michael, then let's hit 'em now, while we still got the muscle.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24936,"Hey, Eddie, looks like you really stepped in it this time.",What are you complaining about? Here's your fifty bucks.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24937,What about me? Aren't I a loose end?,"When this is over you can say whatever the hell you want. I'll be long gone. Besides, who's going to believe you? You're just a two-bit crook.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24938,We all agreed to it. You had no way of knowing Bastaldi was setting us up.,I just want to live long enough to get back to Paris. Just long enough to kill Bastaldi.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24939,What are you? A policeman?,"I simply believe in the law, Miss Daniels, and I'm not too keen on practical jokers.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24940,"Thank you. I only got two bullets in the mothafucka, but it's better than nothing.","Two bullets? Yo' ass ain't changed. Back in the day, all I had was a stick.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24941,"So the defendant knew the deceased, your son, even then.",They fished t'gether. Went to school. Carl Junior treated him like a white person. Like any friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24942,He's the one who wants you.,It was the other guy who busted me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24943,Will he be back soon?,Doubt it. He's dead. The Look Out's a cemetery.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24944,"They don't have that kind of money, Mr. Potter. You know that. You're the only one in town that can help me.","I see. I've suddenly become quite important. What kind of security would I have, George? Have you got any stocks?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24945,Nobody has any rights over me.,"We are all of us subject to forces beyond our control, Mr Brown, even you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24946,Never heard of him.,"Sure you have, only as 'Spearchucker' Jones.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24947,I can't save her.,You can't believe I'd leave without her. Armand! You must save her! You have no choice.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24948,"Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give these people air!","My friend, five minutes from now, you won't give a shit about the people. Fire it up, Doc.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24949,So where did you go?,"The beach. Or get high, drop acid at a friend's place. I was a K.L.O.S. girl. I hated disco.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24950,I am Michael Simonovitch Iranoff.,"I am Nina Ivanovna Yakushova, Envoy Extraordinary, acting under direct orders of Comrade Commissar Razinin. Present me to your colleagues.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24951,"Oh my god, you scared the shit out of me. You following me again?",No. I was doing my laundry.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24952,Now you're really getting paranoid.,"The question is not whether I am paranoid, but whether I am paranoid enough. You want to rub my neck?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24953,"Oh, yes, the lads frequently gather round the T.V. set to watch her for a giggle. Once we even all sat down and wrote these letters saying how gear she was and all that rubbish.",She's a trend setter. It's her profession!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24954,I said I'll think about it.,"Fine, but promise me one thing. If we use her, I want to direct those episodes. She's my discovery.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24955,"Any other bags, Dr. Johnson?","Just that. Careful, it's heavy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24956,It's telling me fail mode confirmed. Did you see this?,There must be some mistake. You sure you hit the right commands?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24957,There was no sperm.,The same as the firs two. Definitely a serial.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24958,"Guidance and assistance! That's insane! Doc, ya gotta help me.","I'm sorry, but I can't keep you here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24959,She knows Arnie Metzger.,So does half of San Diego.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24960,"It was ten days till the wedding. The King still lived, but Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse.",See? Didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24961,You mean they ate each other up?,"They had to, in order to survive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24962,"She just died, your mother just died?","No Dad, it happened a long time ago, a long time ago for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24963,You mock my pain!,"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. This would be, what, five years ago?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24964,What about the ballistics report?,"Lab's backed up, we're still waiting for it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24965,"It would've happened years ago if you hadn't carried him. Why the loyalty, Wendell?",He helped me out once. That's all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24966,How could it be so cruel? How could it torture us like this?,I don't think it knows it's torturing us. It's just watching.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24967,How about some candy floss?,Right on! It wouldn't be a celebration without it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24968,"But I did not deal with it, sir. I let it prevent me from helping my friend. Does that make me a coward?",No. And what you must try to avoid is becoming consumed by another emotion which I believe you're beginning to experience: guilt.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24969,After the kids are back in school.,Lois will stay with them. Or we can pawn them off on your parents.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24970,"Hey Ed, shouldn't we do another take? Big Baldy kinda got stuck in the doorway.","No, it's fine. It's real! In actuality, Lobo would struggle with that problem every day.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24971,"Let's see. You could come on by my dad's place, drop 'em off.",Sure. I'll just leave 'em with the S.W.A.T. guy answers the door.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24972,No. They're firing even more people than they said. Some will want to talk. It could help.,I could use somebody to talk to on a day like this. Sorry. Go ahead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24973,"This is the nerve center of operations, Janet. You must stay here tonight. That way we can all be here when Mr. Sun paints us a new day with his golden brush.",And you can 'peep in' on Brad in the morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24974,"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I said I'd drop you home, but I'm not taking you on your sleazoid rounds. I've already pulled twelve hours today.","Come on, Mace. This is gonna be a big night. Can't you feel it? The energy in the air? There's money to be made, dreams to sell.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24975,It's not real? Crain? He's not real?,Your fear of him was real. That's all the ghost anyone needs.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24976,"Good, this way we can finally talk. I'll convince him this time.","He won't be convinced, Salvatore. He has other plans for me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24977,"Mr. President, have I permission to bring into this Chamber evidence of the response from my State?","Is there objection? You may proceed, Senator.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24978,I fixed it. Hit's a workin' pretty good.,You done fixed it? I'll be damned. Scooter told me it couldn't be fixed. 'Course Scooter's about as shitless as one poor son-of-a-bitch can be. You done fixed it. I'll just be damned. See you tomorrow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24979,You want a name from the present? How about Hazel Dobkins?,Noah was my counselor in my freshman year. That's probably where I got the idea for the icepick. For my book. Funny how the subconscious works. Hazel is my friend.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24980,Was that your dad?,"Nah, that's some guy fixing the living room floor.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24981,Will you leave me alone? Please.,You're not being fair to me. I'm worried about you and I want to help you get through this thing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24982,He's not your son.,"No. But he's going to be. If he is in the park and he comes out safely on the other side, I can say to him, ""You and I are the only men with balls enough to walk through the park at midnight."" On that we can build.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24983,Tell them I'm keeping what's left. I earned it. I probably killed some poor bastard for it.,He seems to think he's entitled to it all.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24984,Then why were you at her house?! She didn't want anything to do with you.,She asked me to come over. She said she had something to tell me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24985,What time did you get to bed last night?,I don't know. Two or three. It was pretty late.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24986,"You wanted to know what happened after the line-up, I'm telling you.","Oh come on, Verbal. Who do you think you're talking to? You really expect me to believe he retired? For a woman? Bullshit. He was using her.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24987,Will she pick me up after school?,"No. If I'm not here, you go home with Thelma and Kim.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24988,I never heard of him.,"Before your time, pop. Mid-sixties. Five or six hits. He's got a club down in the Fillmore now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24989,"Well, I'm sorry, but I really do think it's too much that the gentlemen of the house should be dictated to by a servant.",It's the Queen's decision.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24990,What about Luca? Sollozzo didn't seem worried about Luca. That worries me.,If Luca sold out we're in real trouble.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24991,And Lydia telling Natalie the truth makes you a victim in what way?,I'm a toy to her.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24992,Couldn't we just have taken a train?,The book said they have a lot of rail strikes in Italy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24993,What's under the ground? We're not getting up on the roof. Earth shelter's the best. Known that since I was a kid.,Listen! Listen! We know what they are! They're big things under the ground! Much bigger than we thought! They're coming after you! They're coming right now!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24994,"Over the water department, or over you?",Not over me. Why would they have a falling out over me?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24995,How long have I been here?,You've been unconscious since you were brought in two weeks ago.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24996,And have you mended them?,"I don't know. I try. Every day I keep on trying, but it's no easy task for a man to change his nature. I'm off the booze, though. Haven't had a drop in six years. And now I've got me a wife. Doreen. Best damned woman I've ever known. And a little boy, too. Cyrus Junior. So things have definitely improved since I got fitted with this hook. If I can just turn this goddamn garage around, I'll be in pretty good shape.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24997,"Huey, you're losing me. What are you talking about?","I'm talking about survival. Yours, mine, all of it. Outside and in. You got to do something for me. Staying alive might depend on it. The pigs are gonna try to infiltrate us and we're gonna let 'em. But their spy's gonna be our spy too. How about it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_24998,Castor Troy almost strangled me to death. Where the hell were you?,You're both in custody until there's a DNA fingerprinting and we can prove who's who. Now put the gun down.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_24999,What would she do that made it hard to resist?,She's a woman who is very much aware of her own sexuality. Sometimes I felt she could read my mind. It was uncanny how she knew exactly what I wanted. A few nights before my heart surgery Rebecca woke me. She had handcuffed me to the bed.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25000,No! He's a real gardener!,"He does talk like one, but I think he's brilliant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25001,How long has this been going on?,"All day since you and Betty left. Brother Minister, I have to level with you. They gave me a mission. But I couldn't do it. I love y'all.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25002,"Yeah, real funny. You're wrong about this, I could get busted on the spot.","Trust me, the guy's dirty. He'll like it. Especially the part about offing me. Now get out of here. Go make yourself a new friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25003,I don't want to scare people.,"I understand. But Mr. Cuthbert, we've got bigger problems. Depending on what we find today, we may have to shut you down.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25004,"This Ruiz guy, what's his deal?",Don't know much. I hear he runs a tight ship.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25005,"And that's exactly what the jury will see when they look at me. That's why I need a very good lawyer, Mr. Dulaney.",You're assuming the District Attorney is going to file charges.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25006,You're right and I'll tell you a secret. I know exactly how you feel.,Big secret. You said the same thing to Newsweek.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25007,Roper. Metro Division. Hostage Negotiator. Give me the short version.,"Husband came home. Found that guy and his wife ""in flagrante"". Now he's holding her at knife point.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25008,You mustn't give way to despair. You must wait.,Wait! I've waited seven years already! How much longer do you want me to wait?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25009,You don't want me to go.,No! I don't want you to go to the police! There were other people and why should you be the only one involved!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25010,"Oh, certainly. It's to protect the species.",I imagine that's very important. Especially during the moulting season.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25011,"That's right, pal. You just sit up front and sign the mail, and leave the cutting to us.",I may need you to go to work practically immediately. But meanwhile perhaps you'd like to meet some of your fellow officers.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25012,You wanted to talk?,"Yeah, kinda, wanted to see if you'd join back up with us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25013,So they travel around from place to place and preach?,"We got us a tent, forty-two feet across, eighteen feet at center, hundred-and-ten foldin' chairs. Circuit's eleven towns, covers all 'a Hasset County and most 'a Weller County. I expect that upon completion of my military service I will be joinin' said ministry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25014,Homesick? It's only been two days!,"We should have gone to Nassau. At least we could go swimming, lie on the beach.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25015,"Don't you think I would've done it if I wanted to? What can I do to make you relax, baby?",You could give me my gun back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25016,Precursor shipments from Ras Tanura and Ju'aymah?,Transshipped to a Malaysian container ship.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25017,"Now look, did you buy anything?",Nothing. Not even a stick of gum.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25018,You don't know her? Judy? Works in the slaughterhouse.,"No sir, I don't, but I know Plank Road. 'Bout a mile up thataway.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25019,Follow the road straight through town 'til it curves off on the left. That'll take you right around the bay to their front door.,The front door. Isn't there a back road I can take?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25020,Leaving without saying goodbye. What are you gonna do?,"Go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25021,"Yeah, but I'm not in jail and I tried.",You're gonna have surveillance all over you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25022,I want him back!,So you can beat him? So you can starve him? A dog in the street would fare better with you!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25023,And how much are these?,Seventy-eight dollars. The girl who rolled these was probably wearing panties.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25024,What time does school start around here?,"Nine o' clock. Oh, I'm late! Maybe I'll see you later.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25025,"It is nonetheless a misfortune, and you will know it when you love.","But if, when I love, I am unhappy, I will know that my empty heart was my good fortune.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25026,What's worse than losing five million bucks?,"Being stuck in this rat-hole when it blows. Bro, what you built was a work of art. That little fucker belongs in the Smithsonian.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25027,Has she ever spoken to you about me?,"Occasionally, but always with affection.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25028,Take it easy! I set her up. I saw it coming.,"It's not your fault. Mike, please get off the case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25029,"Marvelous! ""At two o'clock this morning, Mr. Deeds tied up traffic while he fed a bagful of doughnuts to a horse. When asked why he was doing it, he replied: 'I just wanted to see how many doughnuts this horse would eat before he'd ask for a cup of coffee.'"" Beautiful! What happened after that?",I don't know. I had to duck to get the story out. He was so far along he never even missed me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25030,Yes. And I also want to leave this city.,"Believe me, I'm trying to get this over with as fast as I can. But Samuel will probably have to come back and testify.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25031,"Oh, I've been just dying to meet you, Mr. Gardiner!","Chauncey, this is Mrs. Sophia Rowley.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25032,"I had a nasty foreboding feeling at first, but now I realise my crime was too frightful for an ordinary lecture.","From now on, you're sleeping in the house, where we can keep an eye on you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25033,Where is my wife?,There was nothing I could do. Batman deactivated her. She's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25034,He was watching me.,"Mister Riddle was watching you? Laurie, Mister Riddle is eighty-seven.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25035,"I doubt it's my mind that interests her. I tell you Prof, she's a fiery lady.","Well, try not to get burned. You have a great mind, Jacob. Don't let anyone tempt you away from it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25036,"Sheriff Potter, please. I can't go to jail. I wanted no part of it.",You liar! You wanted him dead. You seduced me into killing him!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25037,You think someone else caused the accident?,"Mrs. Otto, there is no such thing as an accident. The word doesn't mean anything to me. As far as I'm concerned, somebody somewhere made a decision to cut a corner. Some corrupt agency or corporation accounted the cost variance between a ten-cent bolt and a million dollar out-of-court settlement. They decided to sacrifice a few lives for the difference. That's what's done, Mrs. Otto. I've seen it happen so many times before.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25038,I'm not so sure Dr. Loveless would like to find his social secretary dancing in the dark with an uninvited stranger.,"Forgive me, but you don't strike me as the social secretary type.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25039,Detonation in twenty minutes.,"Right, that synchronizes here. Okay, bomb, arm yourself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25040,"You mean, I have to viddy two sessions in one day?",I imagine you'll be feeling a little bit limp by the end of the day. But we have to be hard on you. You have to be cured.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25041,"No, I didn't. I didn't kill anyone, Sheriff.","We're gonna have to keep you, Billy. The governor's got SBI, FBI, and god knows who else on their way down here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25042,Does anyone know his politics?,"No. But his weight with the commoners could unbalance everything. The Balliols will kiss his ass, so we must.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25043,Where did you send the message to Peter Kurten?,"Damn! I gave that to Conrad, too! That guy! I told Conrad deliver to Kurten and keep the 500 bucks in return for getting my book to you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25044,But I have no sister.,"Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25045,He had you down as a big-timer. What happened?,"Aw, I conned a Senator from Florida on a stocks deal. A real lop-ear. He thought he was gonna take over General Electric. Some Chantoozie woke him up, though, and he put the feds on me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25046,"The Master wants to know if you are free for lunch. I tell him you will be having other plans, but he insists I ask.","Got a lawn this afternoon, but I'm free until then.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25047,"An erection, huh? Haven't had one of those in a while.","Tell me about it. Scared me at first. Then, before I could figure out what to do with it, it was gone. Imagine my disappointment.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25048,"We're gay lovers, what's it to you?","Nothin'! Aside from Max's mother driving me crazy, I'm dancin' on a rainbow! Get him on the line, please.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25049,Nuts. We got a big meeting in Vegas coming up. And we're kinda just gettin ready for that right now.,"Let Nice Guy set you up at Long Beach. Give ya some cash, get that Scagnetti fuck off your back, and we'll be talking to ya.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25050,"George, we've got to get you out there before we lose our whole army.","With your support, Horatio. As one of our own who has seen combat with the British, your opinion counts.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25051,Maybe. But I'm thinking it might be something like he wants the money for himself.,I don't follow your logic. What does his being nice to you have to do with him wanting Ordell's money?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25052,That's what Koessler wants us to believe. To discredit Low.,"You're assigned, we're assigned, to apprehend Richard Low, not Suspect Zero. I have to tell you, Mack, I'm not comfortable where you're going.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25053,Pulls Wade's hands from the wound. Pours sulfa powder.,About to pour his sulfa. Sees the wound. Stops. Knows it's fatal.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25054,I need you to tell me what you remember. What happened to us?,You went out the window. She was beaten and raped. She died in the hospital.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25055,You're doing this to liberate the Remans?,No race should be a slave to another.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25056,"We've known Debbie what, since the eighth grade? How many years of foreplay is that?",She says she 'likes me too much'.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25057,I didn't kill her!,Then why were you at her house?! She didn't want anything to do with you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25058,"Okay, shitbag. I'm only going to ask you this once. Where is Friedman?","Who? I don't know who the fuck you're talking about, sunshine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25059,"Hypothetically, how much are we talking?","If you're for real, you're looking at a million credits for viewing rights alone. Doesn't include touring and guest lectures. When can you get them here?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25060,Not for the Pentagon it isn't. I'm kissing Mao's ass. And the press is gonna find some way to shaft Nixon on this one.,It's not the press that matters. Nixon's wife is proud of him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25061,I saw your face. You knew that place. You knew those people.,That's the past. It's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25062,"Murder one! God, Louise, can't we even say it was self-defense?",But it wasn't! We got away! We were walkin' away!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25063,I got here as fast as I could. Where's Cathy?,At Annie's house. She's all right.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25064,Did something happen to make you care about reality?,"Yes. Conviction. Conviction that I'm onto the truth. You're going to do the same thing to ""poor bastard number four"" that you did to the last three. You're going to run again. And I'm not leaving until you do.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25065,"The antidote exists. She taught it to me. The formula is simple, but it takes time to prepare. Trust me. As you have helped me, let me help you.",All right. Hurry. I will hold on as long as I can.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25066,"She's not property, John, she's a person. Were you just going to keep right on lying to her?",What the hell do you think? I love Ann. You think I'm going to tell her about Cynthia and hurt her feelings like that?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25067,There's nothing to talk about. Two goddamn times I made it with your old lady. We barely even talked.,That's not how she told it. She said you wrote her every week you were away.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25068,The police came to me for help. What could I do?,You could have been honest with me for starters. We work together. I have to be able to trust you.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25069,"No, your Eminence. I think he's going to steal the Codex, as early as next week.","Attempt, you mean. The vanity of this man, Hudson Hawk. The Vatican has foiled the advances of Pirates and Terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey. Must you flirt with him so realistically?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25070,"What if the radio stops working? Christ, what if I can't reach you again?","Then you get Mom the hell out. But Dad, those other women weren't supposed to die. We don't try to stop this guy, we're gonna live with that for the rest of our lives.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25071,"What do you want, Will? Who do you want me to be?","Yourself. Good, bad, everything. Just show me who you are for once.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25072,"I very seriously doubt it. I don't think there is any possibility of making peace with England so long as she sees herself safe from invasion. That is why we must increase the pressure on her economy. With Russia in the Continental Blockade, England must collapse. More than 40% of her trade is with the Continent and Russia.",England can make no move against you on the Continent without Austria. A reliable treaty with Austria would end her hopes in that regard.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25073,Mr. Schmidt can't have the figures on the television buy until Monday.,"No. Uh, uh. Tell him I asked for it Friday. I want it Friday. Period.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25074,Send it to me through the post office like we arranged. No return address. You dug this up all by yourself?,"You told me to look, so I looked.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25075,What have you got on Miss Mayfield?,"Mayfield? Oh, that girl you were with last night. You haven't hired me yet. Mr. Brandon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25076,You're breaking up. I can't hear you. Theo?,There are cables overhead. Hang on. It'll clear up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25077,This Clear Moon's house?,Yeah. It's time to beat the drum. You better wait here. He don't trust the white man.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25078,"Can we hold speed, Mr. Scott?","Aye, sir, she's got her second wind now.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25079,I can't talk to him.,"You're in it up to your ass, Leon. You're an accessory. You talk him out of there and they might be a little more understanding of your case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25080,"No! Well, well, well! That's all right, if you like it. Can anybody do that?","Oh no, sir. Some people are natural putterers. Others can never master it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25081,"I planned on catching him, Captain.",How? You don't know the place. You don't know the language. Get on the plane.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25082,Suppose I don't go for that?,"Then I suppose it'd be insurrection, and I suppose I'd have to kill you. I suppose.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25083,Don't tell me your ticket was in it?,"No, I've got that, all right. But my money. All I have here is four dollars. I've got to get to New York with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25084,We gotta get her back.,"I'm with you, old man. No one touches my sister like that and gets away with it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25085,"No, I wanted other things for you.",You wanted me to be your son.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25086,"If you don't get out of my house right now, I'll call the police.","Jackie, I'm William Starks. I can prove it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25087,"Pressures on, eh Proximo? There's got to be a load of money in this. Why else would you toss a red hot commodity like me out the window?",It's absolutely not like that! This is for your own good! Come on get the rest of your armor on!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25088,"I came here to see that you stay alive. The people need a living breathing alternative to Commodus, a hero.",You mean a symbol of someone who doesn't exist.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25089,This whole deal's giving me a serious case of the butt-willies.,"Look, kid, they obviously found your base of operations. If it was a trap, why flip their dicks by announcing themselves?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25090,Where'd you get it?,Lifted it out of a guy's cabin last night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25091,And I'm not quite human. So what am I? What do you see? Do you see a life you might have led? Lost youth never to be recaptured?,I see a young man trying desperately to deny who he is.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25092,Chick only made you nuts. She cheated on you how many times?,Eight and a half.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25093,"Please, George. I don't want to talk about it anymore.",You've got to talk about it. What about me? You said they stole that plane to bring you here. I didn't want to come. You owe me some responsibility.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25094,"That's the way it is, man. Cellars are dark.","And Hell is hot, but I ain't goin' down there either.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25095,"No, Monsieur Varlac, my warrant is only for you. Now, will you please come down at once. You will be taken back to Chalon for trial.","Citizen Lieutenant, my advice is to leave this town at once with your men. We do not wish to do harm to our brothers in uniform.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25096,I'll take it. And then what?,"Well, then you could swallow it and it'd all dissolve, see? And the moonbeams'd shoot out of your fingers and your toes, and the ends of your hair. Am I talking too much?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25097,"Yes. Where you from, Harry?",California. San Berdoo. Utah's part of my route. Can I ask you a few questions?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25098,I didn't mean it nothin' dirty.,I know you didn't. But you a grown girl. You can handle it. I got to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25099,Nice joint. Can you afford it?,"Nope. The studio pays. Thank you, Harry.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25100,"I know. But that's how it should have ended. Your Dad and Mom, riding off into a new life, growing old together, happy.","Allow a man his version of the past. When you get to be my age, you've got enough painful memories, you're allowed to soften a few of the edges up.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25101,When do you expect this inheritance stuff to be straightened out?,Shouldn't be long. A couple of weeks maybe.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25102,Did you do it?,"Sure, son. I went down there and torched the place myself.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25103,"That's over the border, General.",That's the problem. Apparently they strayed off course. We're certain they've been captured by the guerrillas.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25104,"This is an official matter, Mrs. Peel. No need to take it personally. Where are you going?",To find out who killed my husband.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25105,So you haven't heard this record yet?,No. I thought maybe you could play it for me on your player.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25106,Lovely. How is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali? Zipping through my inheritance per usual?,"Hopefully, though she suspects that your decrepit alcoholic father is diddling the maid.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25107,I thought Michael was picking me up.,"I told him, get the important stuff, Kim's ring. I'll collect the inconsequentials.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25108,He's getting his cloak back. We have exhausted our compliment of photon torpedoes. Phaser banks are down to four percent.,What if we target all phasers in a concentrated attack?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25109,Hi. Want a drink?,No thanks. Just wanted to tell you that Dr. St. Luc is coming up to see Nick at ten or so.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25110,"Oh, is it? Buddy boy, in this business if people don't produce, they get fired.",Sloan is the hardest working person I've ever met.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25111,I guess all the suspects are here.,"Mr. Guild means guests! Oh, there are two more to come.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25112,Told you to stay in the hotel!,Thought you was fooling me. Thought you was leaving me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25113,"What is it, Gilbert? Tell mother! What did he say?",He said that father's in town. He's been seeing Julia right along.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25114,The airport is over there!,Never missed a plane yet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25115,But you spoke to him on the phone.,He'd call every once in a while.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25116,"I can't stop thinking about that poor teacher. Goodnight, honey. Don't read late, we've got a big day with the birds tomorrow.",I've identified every little birdie we're going to watch tomorrow on the Eastern Shore.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25117,You mean I'd get a chance to talk to her?,"You could consecrate with her, my friend.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25118,Cigarettes and beer rule! Huh huh.,Yeah! We're with the bureau of cigarettes and chicks! We're gonna score!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25119,Don't let me kill the point. Or isn't it a story for grownups?,You've heard it. About when I looked through the wrong end of a camera finder.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25120,"Can I make a statement? If you request me to go back to Washington with you right now, that is if you want to hear further testimony from me, can you do that? Can you take me with you?","No, that could not be done, Mr. Ruby. There are a good many things involved in that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25121,We are losing dorsal shields.,Full axis rotation to port! Fire all ventral phasers!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25122,You're thinking of sleeping with Mark tonight?,Unless he makes a move during seventh period.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25123,I didn't know you had a price on your head. Vader has given you to the bounty hunter.,You don't know much about much if you think Vader won't want us dead before this is over.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25124,Yes and no. Did you recognize him?,No. I only saw his back. He went down another stairwell at the end of the hall.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25125,"He already thinks you're out of your mind, Louise, that don't carry much weight with Darryl. Are you at work?","No, I'm callin' from the Playboy Mansion.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25126,"Cause the stoolies are used to street dicks jumpin' him. If word gets around that Feds are in on it too, Gondorff'll fold up the whole thing.",Wouldn't that be too bad. You'd hafta move outa this nice office ya got.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25127,"Stay here with me. Me. Me. Me. And Kevin. That's selfish, huh?","I don't care. He'll never see me or know my name. If we find him, the police will have to take him down. Not me, I'm just looking at evidence.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25128,I don't drink coffee.,You must be tired. It'll wake you up.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25129,I'm gonna need a squad leader.,No way. Big K taught me I ain't executive material.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25130,I can't print this!,"Why not, it's all true! The board is using this poor guy! They're depressing the stock so they can buy it cheap!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25131,What do you do for fun?,"Oh, you know, the usual. Bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25132,But they're so boring. All small stuff.,It's all about the small stuff. Small lies. Small mistakes. Small oversights. People give themselves away in a traffic violation just as much as they do in a murder case. It's human nature.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25133,"I can't let her down now, Archie.","And when was the last time she put herself out for you? Look, John, whatever she says to you now, in the end you're still a servant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25134,You reach anybody yet?,"We're a thousand miles from anybody else, man. It's going to get a hell of a lot worse before it gets better.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25135,"Donovan, Royalton and Levinson.",Speak up in Donovan's class. He likes people with an opinion. Sit in the back for Royalton. He tends to spit when he talks about products liability.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25136,There's nothing I can do to help her.,"She thinks you can. It wouldn't hurt you to find out if you could, would it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25137,"If this is just the dump site, where did he do the job? Where did he pick her up?",Doped up kids all over town. Park was full of them last night. Very easy pickin'. Goetz's type.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25138,"Mrs. Lefferts, I just want to ask a few questions.",That other policeman already checked under the house and found not a thing amiss.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25139,I'd like a drink.,"Just a second, I've gotta clean this mess up or the dogs'll have it all over the house.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25140,"I'm just not like you. Ya know? I'm never going to go to Yale. I'm never going to be ""William"".",Nobody says you have to be like me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25141,What's he scanning for?,PDT'S. Personal-Data Transmitters. Every adult colonist had one surgically implanted.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25142,Colonel Munro sent him. He was one of our Mohawk allies.,He is Huron and nothing else. Why would he want to murder the girl?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25143,"Listen to me, boy. I didn't work all my life to get out of this neighborhood for you to move right back in!",I thought you'd be psyched. Just trying to do what you did. Take nothing and make something out of it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25144,"What the ""Bowsprit Affair""?","Well, Romeo here was on harbor watch and managed to sweet talk one of the local girls to have a go in the bowsprit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25145,But no one actually saw him die.,"No, Mrs. Lampert. His death is registered with the War Department in Washington.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25146,"I'm tired, too, Frank. If I ain't around no more, it don't mean I don't care fer ye. I care for ye a good deal. I care for you more than anybody they is. We made friends right off the bat.","I care for you, too. But you'll be around, don't say that.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25147,I have sworn to uphold the laws of Krypton.,"This discussion is terminated. The decision of the council is final. You will cease pursuing this matter. Any attempt by you to continue, to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace, will be deemed an act of insurrection!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25148,"Hey, what did you want? A lot of fatherly bullshit? A big pat on the back?","From you, pard? Never. Thanks for the graduation present.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25149,I don't give a damn about the gold.,"I wish I could believe that. Either way, you know what I've done. I've got no choice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25150,"If they're not at the light, look for them. I don't want them out there. Get them back to port!","Affirmative, affirmative. Turn the Kids day-sailing back to port. I heard you. Patrol out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25151,"If things get wet, we're going to need someone who can handle that end.",You worry about your end. I got my side covered.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25152,"And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that? A family heirloom, perhaps?","Of course. I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25153,What is that tune?,"I don't know. A lullaby I guess. My mother used to hum it to me. And her mother before that, and so on. Hugh Crain, would you care to dance?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25154,"I'm telling you, it's the suits!","Fuck the suits, it's the people monitoring them. It Doc had been there like he's supposed to it never would've happened!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25155,What do you think Napoleon will do?,"I, personally, am convinced that he will withdraw his army from Moscow, and attempt to establish himself in Poland for the winter. In the end, he will not allow himself to be cut off from Paris. But I believe that if he is offered any encouragement, by Your Majesty, he will postpone this decision as long as possible. He is a gambler and he will trust to his luck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25156,What am I gonna eat?,"You can starve to death for all I care. Now shut up, the game's about to start.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25157,Lock this asshole up.,"You think you can lock me up in this piss-ass prison? Hell, this place is motel fuckin' six to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25158,"Except I can't get you out of my head, Grace.",I've thought about you every second since I left. I can still taste you on my lips.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25159,You mean this stuff actually feeds on 'bad vibes'?,Like a goat on garbage.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25160,"God, that's what I keep you for.",That's what I been thinkin' about. How you been keepin' me. I ain't getting' nothing outta this gig.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25161,Did God forbid you to tell the truth?,"No. But my revelations were for the King of France, not for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25162,Looks like a diner.,"Diner, huh? Let me tell you what the problem is. I wake up drugged to find what? You've got a ""salesman"" over here reading a three week old newspaper. He's pulling a 211 with a ""trucker"", who happens to be packing a cop issue H&K 9mm. I get tipped that something is going down when she passes me a note. How's that for twisted logic? How did she know there was trouble unless they pulled the guns before I ""walked"" in? And if that's true, why'd they stop and wait until I woke up to gaffle the money? Then I notice how beefy they both are. Hell, even the waitress is cut. All three of them look like they went through the same training program. Ergo they ain't strangers and this isn't what it seems. That's how I knew yo-yo wouldn't get a round off even if I gave him all day. Why?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25163,"Come on, George, no one is going to pay that.",It's already been negotiated. It's done. The money is there waiting.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25164,Wow. They sure did a job on you.,Research. I worked the scene right into my story. That makes the medical bills one hundred percent tax deductible.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25165,They met at Auburn.,What about the details? How they fell in love. The Circus. The War. You never told me any of that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25166,"When will he be home, Major?","Four weeks or so, right around Halloween.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25167,"Theoretically, yes. But is the monarchical hierarchy applicable without the underlying social structure to support it?",Of course! It defines society! To deny the precept is to say that order is an arbitrary distinction applied by the society itself!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25168,Why did they block the door again?,To keep the daylight out! This is where they sleep! Get to the door!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25169,"My daddy never gave me anything without my having to sweat for it. Every summer, the way they kept me and Junior out of trouble was to send us to Big Daddy's farm. We would get up with the chickens. Every summer the fence had to be repaired. The barn needed a coat of paint. We had to pip all of Big Mama's hundred laying hens and go to church all day on Sunday. For Big Daddy, calluses and sweat were the mark of a man. Sunny will never have to bust his knuckles like we did.","I want Sunny to have an advantage that you and I never had, but he needs discipline, and you are not helping when I tell him to do something and you allow him to get out of it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25170,I'm fucking serious. Where's Telly?,Telly's not here right now. I believe he went downtown. Casper too.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25171,My name is Sam Lowry. I have to report to Mr Warren.,"Thirtieth floor, sir. You're expected.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25172,The bag with the envelopes.,Oh that. Don't worry about that. Nobody's gonna steal it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25173,"Just stop right there, Sally. We've been through this.","You've been through it. That's how you love people. When it's easy for you, when it's convenient for you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25174,You've been following me?,"Her. It's an obvious move. I'm building a case against her, remember?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25175,We have a boy on the line. He says he's Thomas Smith and he's calling from the house.,"It's a crank, Louise. C'mon, don't waste my time with that!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25176,"Aye, Toddy, there is something in what you say.","There is much in what I say, Gray, and if you have any regard for your neck you'll leave now and stay away from my house, my school, and from me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25177,"If we go along the northern ridge, we can get there first.","There's no ""we"". There's a me. All I have to do is make it along the north wall to Bitker Ladder. What you're doing is going back down to the station to get help. And don't put on that mad face.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25178,In your backyard? How do you protect them?,It's private property. Plus I have Hector.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25179,"Brother, you think and talk sometimes like a little child. Tonight we pull a mansize crast.","Good. Real horrorshow. Initiative comes to them as waits. I've taught you much, my little droogies. Now tell me what you have in mind, Georgie Boy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25180,Didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.,I swear to you that's all that happened. I haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25181,"Alright miss, calm down. I just need this lane open. I need you to pull your vehicle onto the shoulder!",You're not listening to me! You have to do something!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25182,"The room number, Benjamin. I think you ought to tell me that.",Oh? You're absolutely right. Absolutely. It's 512.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25183,I believe you have a message for him?,"Nothing important, but may I speak to him now?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25184,What was it Jessica wanted us to do with this chest again?,Something about showing the world what Principal Collins has done.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25185,What the fuck is going on? When did you get out of jail?,"Pablo used his influence. Now, George, watch what you say. Everybody hears everything. A lot of things get said and done that, well, let's just say this isn't America. Life is cheap here, you know? No offense, but you know what I'm saying?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25186,If I go across to Santa Rosa I'll come onto the freeway much earlier.,"Yeah, and the freeway's well-lighted, isn't it, Mitch?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25187,Did you know Noah Goldstein?,I had him in two classes.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25188,And there was a third man there. I suppose that doesn't sound peculiar to you.,I'm not interested in whether a racketeer like Lime was killed by his friends or by accident. The only important thing is that he's dead.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25189,"Forget about that. You run if you want to, but you're not taking this car.","Claude, man, I'm serious. Give me those keys.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25190,We got a problem?,Our computer went on the fritz again. David came up to fix it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25191,"God, I'll have to go on a plane.","We'll worry about that later. Now come on, tell me that you're special.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25192,Hey yourself. Came by to see Troy.,"A little late for that, Scottie. He's asleep. Jack Daniels?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25193,Why didn't you call me?,"He didn't give me a chance. Look, honey, don't get upset, but he's not taking your case.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25194,"Each to his fate, lad.","Each to his fate. Wait for me at the inn. If I am not back by dawn, you will know my fate, and you must go on without me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25195,"Elaine, not yet. I promise you I really can change.",Then why don't you take the job that Louie Netz offered you at Boeing?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25196,"I was just wastin' time, peanut, till you come back.","It's me who's wastin' time, Sailor, bein' with you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25197,"Yeah, man. Let's throw a bachelor party with drugs, booze and broads.",Yeah. Right. All the things that make life worth living.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25198,"That, and the sweet smell of two hundred million bucks.","Well, you know me. The more they've got, the less they're worth. This guy must be the most worthless man in America.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25199,She's got nothing to do with this. Let her go.,"Yeah, right to the cops. No way.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25200,There are more important things than tits.,"Really? If you can name me one thing, one single thing, that is more sublime than the feel of a plump pink nipple between my lips, I will buy you a new cathedral.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25201,Here's the list of all Sheldon's credit charges. Nothing after the Silver Creek. Any calls?,Just from his agent.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25202,The suspects! They won't come.,"Oh, they'll come. I'll have Guild issue the invitations.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25203,Miss Caswell got lucky too late. The audition is over.,Over? It can't be. I've come to read with her. I promised Max.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25204,It's not another one. It's my sister. Aren't you happy for her?,She's only known the guy a few months.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25205,There's only two hardware stores on the whole Island. We'll check that out. What about the blood?,Not a drop. Maybe the guy works for the Red Cross.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25206,In time I'm sure it will all come back to you.,"Doctor, my memory is fine. It's my sanity I'm beginning to worry about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25207,I think I might be. But there'll be some changes made. I run a tight house.,"I have no doubt of that. I'll come by in the morning and we'll arrange it. Goodnight, Mrs. Watchit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25208,The northern border's gotten a bit hairy. Their MiGs are playing tag with our Tomcats and our boys are just itching to engage.,Tell our boys to cool their jets. I don't need `em creating policy for me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25209,Looks like that's not all they admired.,"Yup. The whole rig. I don't care much about the rest, but I surely will miss that bay. Least they didn't kill me. That was right considerate, I thought. They were laughing when they left me. Thought it was real funny. I walked for a little while but there was no use, so I gave it up. Figured it was just bad luck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25210,"I don't want to be here. Don't worry, I love you, Daddy, I do. But I want to go home.","Jesus. Listen, Jill, tell you what. Tomorrow morning, you still want to go home, I'll drive you down. I'll get off work or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25211,You've heard the rumours they're going to resettle us in the East?,"Rumours, rumours, you take it all too much to heart, Wladek.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25212,It's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.,Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent. Don't you think that's kinda funny?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25213,Because I made a vow. Never to interfere in the destiny of your planet.,But what good is a vow if everything gets blown away? What good was my letter?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25214,"You sent them out there and you didn't even warn them, Burke. Why didn't you warn them?","Look, maybe the thing didn't even exist, right? And if I'd made it a major security situation, the Administration would've stepped in. Then no exclusive rights, nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25215,We're gonna get paid to score.,"Yeah, heh heh, and then we're gonna get a big-screen TV! Heh heh.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25216,He didn't give you an address? He didn't give you a phone number?,Nothing. Two nights later I was robbed. I'm pretty sure they were pros.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25217,"Pretty handy with that scatter gun, Epps. You raised on a farm?",Seen a lota movies.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25218,I must follow the Slayers. They've taken Lyssa.,"You will not follow the Slayers, you will obey my command! You have no chance alone, boy. You must try to break through to Ynyr. He has great knowledge. Only with his help can you save Lyssa.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25219,"How could I? Dave, as you know, President Kennedy was assassinated on Friday. A man named Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested as a suspect and then was murdered yesterday by a man named Jack Ruby. We've heard reports that Oswald spent the summer in New Orleans and we've been advised you knew Oswald pretty well.",That's not true. I never met anybody named Oswald. Anybody who told you that has to be crazy.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25220,Stop it now. Stop it. I've brought some friends to meet you. They're next door waiting. Do we have anything to eat? They're all starving.,Tell them to go away. I don't want to see anybody.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25221,"You read about it, I'm sure.","In the papers. I don't tear out the articles. I wouldn't want them to think I was dwelling on anything morbid. You want to know how he's choosing them, don't you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25222,I'm gonna go look at it again.,I'm sorry if I was in the way. It was totally impressive. Great piece.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25223,"You mean, on a date?",Yes. A real date. Dinner and a movie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25224,You're working together to set me up! I'm leaving!,"How dare you accuse us? I always knew you had stolen the sword! I've done nothing but protect you and your family. And you're repaid me with nothing but contempt. Li Mu Bai himself spared you, and all you do is insult him. We wanted some peace and you've ruined it all! You're no sister of mine!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25225,Oh really? How much money did he put up?,None. But his dad gave me fifty grand.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25226,Supernumerary. It means better than expected.,Then why not just fuckin' say better than expected? Everybody knows what better than expected means.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25227,Like the last time? How many people killed back then? How many kids?,Al here lost his boy 10 years back.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25228,Goddamnit! D'you tell him we need it right now?,I told him we had to get the umbilical unhooked ASAP.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25229,But the bridge has been pulled down!,The English are rebuilding it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25230,"Glenn? No, I don't know any Glenn.",He said he stayed here last November.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25231,"So you can call me ""naive,"" Mister LaPlante.","Hey, you could call me ""Bernie,"" forget the ""Mister LaPlante"" stuff. You are naive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25232,"You bet. And if Miyamoto there had been in a hurry to cast off, he coulda left this line behind on Carl's boat.",And replaced it later with the new one. That's your inference?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25233,Because I'm a virgin and I don't want no baby.,"You think I want a baby? When you're with me, you don't have to worry about that kinda stuff.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25234,"Yes, but your major is Fashion Merchandising. Harvard won't be impressed that you aced ""History of Lycra"". What are your backups?",I don't need backups. Harvard is the school I'm going to.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25235,What is this? That's my money. You tryin' to muscle me?,"If your system's as foolproof as you say, you'll get even more.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25236,You said he was a deserter.,"That's what he says. He could be a spy, or something.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25237,"Edward will give you your breakfast, Amy.",I had my breakfast while you were still asleep.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25238,Turn on navigation lights.,"Approaching point of origin. Closing at 20 kilometers, 15 and slowing. Ten. Five. Gentlemen, we are directly above the source of the transmission.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25239,"Take a pill, kid. I just meant stay cool.","You meant that, but you meant the other, too.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25240,"Well, I'm a very well-funded old son of a bitch. You go.","But alone? We always had great success together, you and I.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25241,Our contract guys are working on the Kross pension funds. There's another forty million there. We can bleed'm dry.,Put the pension funds on hold until I say otherwise.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25242,What can I possibly do to encourage such an impulse in you?,You don't have to do a thing. Chemically we are already quite sympathetic.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25243,"Trace memories in the brain, perhaps.","Stolen memories. Stolen and hazy. They taunt me in my dreams. I've seen a beautiful woman lying back and beckoning for me to love her. Whose woman was this? I've seen boys playing, splashing about in a stream. Whose childhood friends were these? Who am I?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25244,"Come on, Bill, don't talk to me about how much money's involved. It's my money.","And some of it's mine. Edward, his jugular's exposed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25245,"You broke that idiot's jaw for no reason other than your boredom. Tell the truth, Roland. Aren't you even interested in knowing this expedition's quarry?","Ajay. Go on up to my ranch, take a look around the trophy room, and tell me what kind of quarry you think could possibly be of any interest to me.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25246,I don't see the connection.,"The connection is, it did a head number on him. He's petrified of cars. Won't drive. I've known him all my life, and he's never gotten behind the wheel of a vehicle. He rides passenger and he rides horses, and that's it. The man that shot Leo down was behind the wheel of a moving car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25247,It was the fugitive in the Chrysler that caused this. We were trying to overtake him.,No reason to kill innocent bystanders. Shit. I can't hardly move my neck.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25248,"Nicky, Nicky, you're not listenin' to me. I'm here to help you. What's the matter with you? You're gonna bury us both.","Just give me the money. Fuckin' give me the fuckin' money, Sammy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25249,No way to start a partnership.,"Get this. We ain't partners. We ain't brothers. We ain't friends. I'm puttin' you down and keepin' you down until Ganz is locked up or dead. And if Ganz gets away, you're gonna be sorry we ever met.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25250,Maybe they didn't want it back. Maybe the whole fat deal was insured.,Maybe. But there's always somebody whose interest's at stake.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25251,Dad! What're they doing? Wuddya think they're doin' with Mom?,"It's okay, Scotty. They're not gonna want to hurt her any. These men, they just want money, see.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25252,"Somebody got wind of it, killed them all.","It wasn't the Negroes. The Griffith Park report was a phony. And, who says the purple Merc was spotted outside the Nite Owl?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25253,Don't you live at home?,"No, on the campus. I haven't any family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25254,"The shadows suit us, Frost. We've existed this way for thousands of years. Who are you to challenge our ways?","Someone who's sick of living off scraps. The coming age belongs to us, not the humans! When the final war between our races comes, who do you want leading the charge?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25255,The World Series. You called Buford's homer.,"Wasn't too tough, buddy. Game happened almost thirty years ago.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25256,You try calling the police?,What good is that? They couldn't stop him. And it'd just make him mad. They don't know him.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25257,"Divorce? An alcoholic relative? Tell me, did Chip torture animals when he was young?","No, he did not! We are a loving supportive family, Mr. Stubbins.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25258,"Heck, you don't know! You're just whistlin' Dixie here! I'm sayin', the cops, they can advise us on this! I'm sayin' call a professional!","No! No cops! That's final! This is my deal here, Wade! Jean is my wife here!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25259,"I can't believe it. Oh God, I can't believe it. You're an angel, Auggie. An angel from heaven.","Fuck this angel shit. Just take the dough, Ruby. But no bawling, okay? I can't stand people who blubber.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25260,"That's not faith, it's physics. The second law of thermodynamics.",And you believe this law with all your heart and soul.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25261,I'm not gonna put that shit in my purse.,They won't search you. I promise. You haven't done anything.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25262,Why didn't you tell me? Why wasn't it in our files?,He didn't want anyone to know. He kept it out of the papers. He said a third wife was bad for his image. You've got to protect me!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25263,Could it have damaged the ship?,It didn't seem like much of a bump. I'm sure we're okay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25264,That's what he says. I got a man from headquarters checking up on it now.,"Good. You've got nothing to worry about. Soon as the report comes in, you'll be released. And listen, don't talk so loud. Take it easy. Coast a little.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25265,I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life.,I would pay one hundred pounds just to see him hang.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25266,"Not a whole helluva lot. His final transmission was mangled. About something or someone called ""Ahab"". Whatever it is, it cost him his life.",He was the best there was. That makes three agents lost.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25267,When will his trial be?,"Wallace's? For treason there is no trial. Tomorrow he will be charged, then executed.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25268,Where did you get that thing?,"I bought it. Twenty-nine ninety-five on sale at Goldbaum's TV and Radio. Well, that just about takes care of it, I guess. You'll be able to watch the ball games. You know, as a little break from your work.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25269,We'll raid the Ace the moment we get a warrant.,He'll be ready when you do. Remember what happened at the apartment.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25270,"Does ""they"" mean the White House?",As opposed to the Committee? The Committee's not an independent operation. Everything is cleared with the White House. I don't think that the FBI or the prosecutors understand that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25271,I'm only on TV because I gotta be able to hang around the casino. You understand that. You know that. Come on.,Your fuckin' ass! You could have had the food and beverage job without goin' on television! You wanted to go on TV.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25272,"I got your goddamn money, you little punk. Now where's my daughter?",I am through fucking around! Drop that fucking briefcase!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25273,That twenty-five thousand dollars is money I collected for Nixon in this year's campaign.,I see. And how do you think it reached Miami?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25274,"Okay, I gotta go.",I'm stopping by later. I'm worried about you. Bye.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25275,"You tell me you want these guys off your back. Next thing I know, you're saying yeah, maybe they can have a piece of Mr. Lovejoy. I couldn't believe my fuckin' ears.","I said I'd think about it. What does that mean? In this town, nothing.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25276,"I'm sorry, but I sleep better when I know I'm with the winning side.","We're gonna be the winning side. It's like Rothstein said about that guy in Austria. We're gonna use Maranzano and Masseria. Let 'em knock each other bloody. And then, when everybody's screamin' for peace, we step in to make it. What they're fight in' over, everybody will beg us to take.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25277,We ain't got nothing to talk about.,"I messed up, okay, I know that. But I ain't that kid's father.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25278,I can't do it.,That's because you're soft. Gimme the gun.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25279,"Well, if that's what you want to call it. I didn't ever think it would come to this. I guess I am, boss.","I will not have any damned ultimatums put to me, Lou. I'll accept your resignation.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25280,How did your mama die?,You don't need to know all of that. You're just a boy. You need to think about good thoughts while you're still a boy. They'll be plenty of time for the other.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25281,It's too light yet.,Better go on back and get some more sleep. You'll need it later on.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25282,Where'd you wire him?,"On the nine o'clock train. That's the one he took, isn't it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25283,"That French ventriloquist taught you a lot, didn't he?",There was nothing he didn't know. There's a message from the bartender. Does Miss Channing know we ordered domestic gin by mistake?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25284,The sheriff says it was a gang of drunk Kansas boys.,I say we ride into town and kill us some Pinkertons and railroad men.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25285,My name's Lydia. And it seems you and I have a lot in common.,You said you knew where my fiance was the other night.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25286,Did you tell her that you loved her?,Like. Like. Never love. Love is for low-level virgin seduction guys.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25287,"We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though, you're okay. You shot a real son of a bitch.","Yeah. I sure know that. Yeah, but how many more are out there?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25288,Do you know where we can find him?,He's at the Beverly Wilshire.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25289,Roger. You better get back there and monitor the regulatory unit.,"Captain, the coffee machine is jammed and I don't like it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25290,I don't pick up any life form concentration down there. She'd better be right.,They must be shielded somehow. I'm sure the base is there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25291,"If God intended our proximity to Asia, do you believe he would have waited for you to show it to the world?",Did He not choose a carpenter's son to reveal Himself to the world?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25292,There are some people who think the outside loop is reckless and irresponsible.,"How could it be irresponsible, Sir, if you were the first man in the world to do it?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25293,How many planes did we lose?,"I'm not certain, Mister President. But I believe it was four.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25294,What sign? Fuck the sign. I want my car.,I want my hundred and forty-five dollars.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25295,"You met him. Walt Waldowski, the Dental Officer.","Nice guy, for an enamel surgeon.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25296,"So, how did you learn that the Gestapo was out to get you?","During an enforced hour-long interval because of a power failure at a concert here in Berlin, Albert Speer, the Minister of Armaments, said to me, 'You look very tired Dr. Furtwängler, you should go abroad for a while.' I knew exactly what he meant.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25297,What happened when he was 17?,Every music school in the country rejected him and he turned to computers. Stay here.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25298,Because I didn't know! I don't have the faintest idea what they're doing here.,"Ruining everything, that's what they're doing. You could choke on the diesel smoke already!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25299,I do? Sure I do. Can we speak off the record? I'm a fair man. I'm willing to sit down with her and tell her side of the story.,I wouldn't want you to compromise your ethics.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25300,You don't feel any emotion about it one way or the other?,No. I have to stay functional until my mission is complete. Then it doesn't matter.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25301,How did it get Mrs. McKeltch?,She said the frog came from around the Copper Ridge. She must've been behind the hill.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25302,"I want to interview Earl Williams, Warden. How about a little service?","No more interviews. Besides, a doctor's coming over.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25303,"Yeah well, it's been a bad day.",A bad day! You wanna hear a bad day? Yesterday my son was smashed over by a car and when my wife found out she collapsed on the floor. She had a minor heart attack. Partial paralysis. But I don't let myself get sad. No way. Not me. It's not good for the soul.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25304,"If you meant it, you wouldn't show it to me, Betty. Or am I supposed to deliver it to dear Inspector Killaine?",Wrote it in the waiting room of the Hudson Bay Store. With somebody's Pekingese trying to climb into my lap. Perhaps you're right. Perhaps I didn't mean it. All I know is that I'm licked.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25305,You lied to me.,"You want to know what your problem is, Jeff? You want to believe so bad, you'll buy anything. It's true. Look at you. You're gullible and you're gutless.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25306,We gotta fight sometime. Let us at least recruit our regimes to full strength.,"No, I don't want to give Barzini an excuse to start fighting.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25307,It is my business. It's my name.,But the rest is me. I'll dress like I want.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25308,And how come you call yourselves Cowboys? Cowhands ride for the brand.,"Oh, we ride for a brand all right. This brand. How 'bout you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25309,I guess they don't have fax machines on elephants.,"I have been trying to reach Wilfred with no success. As one grows older, one yearns for family.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25310,What I meant was have a lawyer do the negotiating for you.,I want to talk to them first. I know more now about Ordell's money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25311,And who may I ask is Carl?,Just a boy. He's picking me up this morning.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25312,Maybe we should pay Luther a visit.,Let him get some sleep. He's going to need it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25313,Aren't you scared Kinnear will find out?,He won't. He thinks I'm simple.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25314,"This is Persian, if I'm not mistaken.",Very good. It's sixth century B.C. Do you like the period?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25315,Who else was involved in this?,"No one, sir. It was just me. I did the proofing so I inserted my article in place of Rob Crane's.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25316,I won't leave you here.,"You will do as I tell you. You will try to reach Ynyr, the old one.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25317,You wanted to get the truth.,"No, I didn't. I wanted to humiliate him. For what he did to Dunbar. For fucking over the little guy.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25318,She didn't even hardly talk to anyone in school. All year. She didn't even go to the prom.,I heard she got straight A's.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25319,I got surprises for everybody!,Bought at the airport.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25320,"You have already done everything which is necessary for the honor of your Prince. I will forever bear testimony that your resistance has been gallant and was continued as long as there was hope. But now, I beg you to listen to the admonitions of humanity. I beg you to consider my terms for your surrender.","However I may apprise such testimony from Monsieur Montcalm, Fort William Henry is strong and stands.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25321,You don't know that. It could be a trick.,If we step on a mine we'll know it was. Let me see the maps.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25322,And what does this do to our bargain? I cannot afford the piano if you mean me to pay.,"No, no payment. I have given it back. I don't want it.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25323,Of course they're gonna lose. We'll watch them lose. What good is heartbreak if we don't experience it firsthand?,The Red Sox are your problem. I never understood about you and the Red Sox. Everybody rooted for the Yankees.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25324,"Well, you shouldn't worry about him too much, David.",What do I tell my mama when I get home? I didn't find him and that's what I wanted to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25325,He's a menace to the whole world! It's our duty to turn him in.,But he isn't a menace! He told me what he came here for.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25326,"They'll understand us, all right!","Sure, sure! Everybody understands you wave the white flag, you wanna be friends.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25327,"I am listening, my son.","Father, I have betrayed my family. I betrayed my men. And I betrayed you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25328,There's Peggy with Michael Fitzsimmons.,That commie beatnik? What's she doing with him? Wait'll I tell Charlie.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25329,Okay. I give you my word. Is ever'thing gonna be okay? Are you all right?,"Ever'thing's okay, boy. I kindly want to put my arm around ye for a minute and then I'm gonna go on and leave here.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25330,"You are dying, too.",No. The disease was cut away from me. I will live. I will live.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25331,"You're not protecting the world, you're obstructing progress!",I don't consider uncontrollable toxic waste progress!,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25332,Catherine Tramell. It's part of her game.,"First you've got her buying your file. Now you've got her killing Nilsen. Forget her, willya? Go someplace. Sit in the sun. Get away from this goddamn fog. Get her out of your system.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25333,Even though it was only his cousins that were killed?,"But that could've happened to him. Or to me, if I'd been alive. Or you.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25334,"Not that far, only halfway. You sure you know what you're doing?","Relax. I've flown with my old man a million times. And he always told me, the taking off part is easy, it's the landing you've got to worry about.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25335,I've drunk enough tonight.,Another little drop'll never do you any harm.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25336,Do you know how she found the apartment?,Through a rental agency.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25337,How you gonna do that with government and rules everywhere?,Easy. You get enough money that you grow an ass big enough for the whole world to kiss.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25338,Shouldn't we tell Homer?,"If Homer wanted to know what was happening here, he could pick up a telephone and call us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25339,"What was your weakness, sir?","I'm not sure, exactly. I had monsters on the brain. I wanted to get these guys, every one of them. I got obsessive.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25340,"Unless we're supposed to whack out the fuckin' pilot, I don't think we're gonna have to work in the next five hours.",I don't want to show up hammered. We're supposed to be representing Max.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25341,"I know you will, Bruce. Are you going to live with your mother?",Just for the first year.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25342,This is no time to disappear. We're in too far.,Bill? Stop panicking. Kross isn't going anywhere and I don't need to spend the rest of the day watching his stock go down. I'll be in the office tomorrow.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25343,"I came clean. I told it like it happened on the boat. So what if I left out how I got there? It's got so many holes in it, the D.A. would've told me to blow amnesty out my ass. So you got what you wanted out of me. Big fucking deal.",And this is why you never told the D.A.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25344,"No, it was our first date.",Looks like it was your only date. Unless you go to his funeral.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25345,Afraid of the hospital?,Deathly afraid of it. Her people were poor tenant farmers and she doesn't know anything about doctors or medicine or hospitals.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25346,"Where they taking us, anyway?",Probably to Spanky's headquarters down at the pier.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25347,No. I have the space. I figured it out. This is what I want to do.,"Alright. I'll ask Pablo, tell him it's for you. I don't think there will be a problem.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25348,"Well, today's Saturday and it's still not here.","Jesus, Peggy. Take it easy. I'm not used to that stuff. You always did the bills. Blame the damn post office.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25349,Who gives a shit about the midterms now? The Soviets are putting nuclear weapons ninety miles away from us.,"You mean there's something more important than votes? Didn't think I'd live to see the day, Ken.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25350,Have you told Richard Low about Amarillo?,I can't. The chat room isn't open for another five days.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25351,What did you want me to do with it? They were all over the house.,"Are you fucking nuts? That was forty, fifty thousand. I need it. I was depending on that money.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25352,Without having them hit the alarms.,"I got an idea on that one. Once you're up there, you gotta hold those guards down till some backup can get there. There's a security camera room that videotapes everything. You've gotta destroy every last one of those tapes.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25353,"I'll admit it's a weakness. I don't think he enjoys it. All right, he does enjoy it, so what? What do you expect me to do about it?",There's nothing you can do. I'm not asking you to do anything. You came into my office.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25354,"Computer, can it be repaired?",Negative. The Beryllium sphere will have to be replaced.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25355,You didn't jump in.,That's my memory. And it seemed absolutely real.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25356,And Cal's this massive adult?,Cal knows who he is. Did you notice how happy Joe was when the drugs came out tonight?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25357,"We got the Sphere but the Commander's down there with a bunch of cannibals! Teb, reset the pod, we're going back.","That thing's not going to get us down there fast enough. Face it, he's dead.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25358,"Where's your gun, your pistol?","In my bag, in the car.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25359,I would have killed him.,Everything would have been better if you had. You'd have liked your grandmother. And there'd be a girl out there that'd have her mother. I remember reading about her in the paper. They couldn't find her father and her mother was dead. I still feel guilty about that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25360,We'll get those answers when you find the one you're looking for.,"That's not going to happen, George, unless you get us the help you promised us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25361,What the hell is that? Resting his eyes! It's not like he's some goddamned air traffic controller!,"Actually, that's his night job.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25362,"It has the ability to consume organic material at the subatomic level. I can't overestimate the danger of Thalaron radiation, Jean Luc. A microscopic amount could kill every living thing on this ship in a matter of seconds.",Understood. Keep on it. I need to know what he has and how to neutralize any threat. Give me options.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25363,What did you do to your hair?,"It was making me nervous, so I chopped it off. Big mistake, huh?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25364,But why must you indulge in his pornography?,"It's a hard day's wages, slaving away for madmen. What I've seen in life, it takes a lot to hold my interest.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25365,"Shall I be forced to feed you, David?",This is absurd. I'm not hungry. I don't want any food.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25366,Don't you like her?,"Well, of course I like her. She's a peach.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25367,Hello. uh. my name is Jeffrey Beaumont. Is Detective Williams in?,"Oh, yes, Jeffrey. Come in. He'll be back any minute now. You're welcome to wait. Is it urgent?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25368,I consider them linked.,I beg to differ. One is a command decision on your part. The other represents nothing more than the occasional over-exuberance of field officers attempting to carry out their duty in difficult circumstances.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25369,It's the least I could do. I heard shouting.,Just the damn cable TV company. You know how they are. Did you hear about Dottie Hinkle?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25370,"Didn't you once dream you could lick people well, though?",That wasn't a dream. That was Sam.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25371,We just cleared all four floors. No sign of him.,Damn! Where the hell is he? We should've found him by now.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25372,My father didn't die in a fire?,"Fire? What are you talking about? He had cancer, John.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25373,Your mother couldn't make it?,"She's at the premiere of ""A Cold Day In Hell"". But I think she send someone from Acquisitions.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25374,And you believed him?,"I saw it with my own fucking eyes! See, that's his best trick. No illusions. Just the truth. Are you ready for that?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25375,"Well, I think we're reaching the point of diminishing returns here, right? Certainly it's learning more about us than we'll ever learn about it.","But why is it doing what it's doing? Given it's resources, it could have done anything. Presented me with your double, and you with mine.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25376,Isn't there a stigma? Bankrolling this guy?,Stigma? Larry! 60 billion buys you some slack in this world.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25377,"He's out there somewhere, causing trouble just to upset me.",You're imagining it. You're letting things prey on your mind.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25378,Pinkerton. It's been eight months. I see robberies. I see hold ups. But I do not see men on the end of nooses.,"All of the James Gang's encounters have been with local law enforcement who, quite frankly, are no match for this group's cunning.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25379,I'm sick and I'm in love.,You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25380,This prison gives out $400 suits?,What are you talkin' about? This suit's mine. It cost $900.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25381,"There's nothing to be scared of, baby. It's just another storm. Try to get some sleep.",I can't. The voice man is coming to get me.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25382,What does she do for you?,"Who says she does anything for me? She's my friend. When my friends get into trouble, I like to help 'em out.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25383,"That's all we did, steal their ride.","Get that car the hell away from here, now! I spend a lot of money to keep the cops cool. But this is the kinda shit that pisses everybody off.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25384,The blood is still there. We just gotta figure out where.,In his grave there was a cloth or a dress or something. Covered with blood.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25385,"You'll be dining with the Captain, and he requests you wear this.",Tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25386,How did you survive?,I used my body on the guards. It gave me control. I got to a gun and I took my chance. I've never told anyone that.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25387,You're telling me this maniac is a cop? What the hell am I supposed to do with that one?,"Call the FBI. Use a pay phone. Don't give 'em your name, Dad. Just tell 'em that it was Shepard who killed Finelli and Clark and the others. That he's the Nightingale.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25388,"Well, why'd you shoot him?",I had to shoot him! It was the only decent thing to do.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25389,"I don't even know what you're talkin' about, Nick.","No? You said I'm bringin' heat on you?! I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' shit?! You're ordering me out?! You better get your own fuckin' army, pal!",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25390,"I can't go home. After Lewton's, they'll be after me.","We're takin' you to a cabin in the woods, it's only a couple miles from my house. Keep off the highways, they'll be lookin' for us.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25391,"You flirt with me, then you run cold. You lead me on, then slap me down. I don't go for being jerked around.","Really? And what game did you want to play? You carry my box for me, and I fall into bed with you?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25392,"Oh, Elliot, please! I can't be a party to this! I'm suddenly wracked with guilt just standing her talking to you on the street!",Your guilt is because you feel the same.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25393,What about the money you owe me on yesterday's game?,Fuck yesterday's game. The World Series is seven games not six. Put in my bet.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25394,Tell me where I can find her.,I don't want you to go near her. She's bad news.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25395,"I'm sorry, Danny. It won't happen again. I'm going to use a brand-new power cell. Plus we'll have a back-up timer.","I've gotta kill some Jews, Kyle. I'm serious. I'm always talking about it. This time it's gotta happen.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25396,Any other I.D.s come up?,Not yet. Called FBI yesterday. Thompson's going to try CIA this afternoon. Y'never know.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25397,"I'm sorry, Mr. Brown. I'm sure you're very good, but at the moment, I've got nothing for you. If something comes up, we'll give you a call.","Shit! You just don't want to hire a nigger, that's all. I knew this was a scam. I shouldn'ta come.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25398,He's just a deep sleeper.,"He's not breathing, Mom.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25399,I can't go like this. Can't you wait a few minutes 'til I'm ready?,"No way. I'm so happy I'm about to bust. Here, honey. This is for you. It cost me my whole savings, but I said what the fuck.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25400,Where'd they take Lisa?,Precinct Six. I sent a friend over with bail money.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25401,Is my pupil still anxious to learn the art of music?,"Well, your pupil is married and living in Mannheim, young man.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25402,Exactly! You are on foreign soil. You are a representative of the occupying forces. Or haven't you checked a map lately?!,These lands were taken by force from Mexico in the illegal War of American Aggression.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25403,Just three questions. The Miyamoto family bought your seven acres for $4500?,Tried to. Defaulted on their payments.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25404,He wants a reconciliation.,See the tape. Then we can discuss reconciliation. Rex screwed up and I nailed his ass. Now I'm going to have it mounted and have my girlfriends over to throw darts at it. Then I'm getting on with my life. That's all I'm after.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25405,We can't play today?,Thursday. Thursday. We'll play Thursday. We'll play the Contessa and the chauffeur.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25406,You've done me a great service.,It would have been uncivil of me to have let you make such a long trip for nothing.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25407,How she doing? I ran into her last night.,"She's blaming herself for Sheila. I know how it feels. I've been thinking about Kristen. Maybe I could've stopped it, if I'd listened.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25408,Are you afraid of his reaction? Of his finding you silly for thinking of such things?,"No. I don't know. I haven't told him about the garbage thing because I'm pissed off at him right now. He's letting some old college buddy stay at our house for a couple of days, and he didn't even ask me about it. I mean, I would've said yes, I just wish he would've asked.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25409,She hasn't called you?,"I tried to talk to her when she was up there, but they wouldn't put me through. I'm surprised she hasn't called.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25410,"I'm thinking I might walk tonight, Frank.",Nice night for it. I'll have Louis send your car home.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25411,Are you telling me you didn't send Mary a letter outlining our deal?,Why the fuck would I do that? I'd be screwing myself.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25412,"It's a beautiful boat, Sir Elliot. Practically glows in the dark.","I can tell you're a man with an eye for exquisite possessions, Mr. Bond. Darling! Come here. I want you to meet my wife.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25413,"This is where he marked on the map, Scully. Where he says those fossils were unearthed.",I don't see any evidence of an archeological or any other kind of digsite. Not even a sewer or a storm drain.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25414,He's running the show.,"I'm running the show. I make the plays, and you back the plays I make. Stop thinking with your fucking balls. Kate in a room with a couple of desperate men with nothing to fucking lose ain't the time to ""go for it."" I need your cover. Cover my ass.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25415,Can I pour you one?,"Thanks, but I've got to be going. Unfortunately, Doc, this isn't a social visit.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25416,Can you stand? We've got to get out of here before those Tuskens come back.,"I can't make it. You go on, master Luke. It doesn't make sense for you to risk yourself on my account. I'm done for.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25417,Did she tell you where she was callin' from?,"No, but my guess is they're headed west, so prob'ly Texas. Their money must be runnin' low. I don't think Sailor had much to begin with, if any, and Lula took the six hundred she had saved in the Cherokee Thrift.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25418,Your impatience is quite understandable.,I am impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25419,Did you have an accident in the lake?,No. It was just a normal summer. I've never been able to figure it out.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25420,Who's driving the boat?,Nobody. We're drifting with the current.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25421,I'm on my way home. Can you handle it yourself?,"Oh, no. Please don't make me go by myself. I'm scaaaaaaaaaared.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25422,Are we gonna split up?,"No, never. Don't even think about that, it's impossible. I love your mother. And you are my heart. Could I live without my heart? Could I?",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25423,"If Paulie finds out, we got problems.","Fuck Paulie. If Batts' crew finds we whacked him, we got real problems.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25424,"Just a little nervous, that's all.",Luther always told me to bite my toenails when I get nervous. You see yourself doin' that and you realize it ain't worth it.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25425,We were probably in school together. You went to Berkley?,Class of eighty-six! I didn't know you were there.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25426,"Because if they don't, I'll raise such a war-cry against them that they will remember us forever!","Well. I'd love to see that, but after taking counsel with my captains, I felt it would be better to first bring the food into the city, then wait till Alencon arrives with reinforcements before doing anything.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25427,"This isn't about you, Scully. They're doing this to me.","They're not doing this, Mulder. I left behind a career in medicine because I thought I might make a difference at the FBI. When they recruited me they told me women made up nine percent of the bureau. I felt this was not an impediment, but an opportunity to distinguish myself. But it hasn't turned out that way. And now, if I were to be transferred to Omaha, or Wichita or some field office where I'm sure I could rise, it just doesn't hold the interest for me it once did. Not after what I've seen and done.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25428,"Hey, take it easy. I'm just a dude trying to make a buck.","Bullshit. I see you look at everything, study everything, ask questions. I know exactly what you're doing. Empty your pockets.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25429,Here's the data on the Clyde deal.,Good. I'll take this along with me. Tell Clyde I'll see him tomorrow. I'm sick and tired of the delay.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25430,"You didn't hire me. She did. If she wants me off the job, I want to hear it from her.",She doesn't want to see you. She's had enough pain. Enough churning over the past. She wants it all left alone.,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25431,"You saw it once. Now you see it again. That's life, isn't it? And you were up here to try the same thing, weren't you?","I suppose. But they got here first, the lousy bastards. So now it's all over, I guess.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25432,Why aren't you on your honeymoon? Where's Myrna?,Norma. She changed her mind. She doesn't wanna marry me. Can you put down the gun?,1,cornell,train train_cornell_25433,"Yes, Gregor, they sent me.","I'm touched, really, that they'd send someone of your caliber. It's nice to know that they didn't make the mistake of underestimating me twice.",1,cornell,train train_cornell_25434,Clay Bertrand? Sure I know him. He comes around the Quarter.,"Who is he, Joe? I've been to every bar, no one wants to talk.",1,cornell,train train_spont_25435,It's so hot. Why are we talking about this disgusting popcorn we sell?,"I cannot believe this. I am so closed to feeling touched. Please, David, do insert that in me.",0,spont,train train_spont_25436,"I am so proud of you, son.",It's not a tapeworm. I promise.,0,spont,train train_spont_25437,"It's hard to take you seriously, I can see the elastic on your beard. And also, you're so sweaty. It smells terrible in here.",And you brought in a bunch of archers and shot everyone who disagreed with you.,0,spont,train train_spont_25438,"You can sing really loud, like a sonic blast.","I want to be back below ground again, where I'm comfortable.",0,spont,train train_spont_25439,Can we talk about the scar?,"We'd have high end sushi, like the kind Clooney would eat.",0,spont,train train_spont_25440,I suppose we need to find out where this water is going from this great underground cavern.,"That is a good idea, Ronny. In the event this turns out to violate many laws, there should be a fall guy in place.",0,spont,train train_spont_25441,"Susan, it's clear from all indications that the cotton cloud you are wearing is tear away. Our community is conservative.",Why were you even wearing your bread bags? You wasn't going into space.,0,spont,train train_spont_25442,"Hello, I'm interested in a street surgery. I'm looking for something special.","Well, it might just work. I was signing very loudly at the opera and I think that's what people objected to. It wasn't very good and it was super loud.",0,spont,train train_spont_25443,"Oh, my God. Look at your eyes. You've got like a reverse David Bowie","That's right. Don't be afraid. I've had some things happen to me, but one day I'll grow up to be a formidable killer, I bet.",0,spont,train train_spont_25444,"OK, sweetie. Mac and cheese will be ready in ten.","Yes, yes. I think my husband's been possessed. He's been saying some crazy things. Please, can we just get in your car?",0,spont,train train_spont_25445,The atrocity you performed on my heart!,"No, I don't think so. I feel like it kind of made me smarter, though. Is that a thing?",0,spont,train train_spont_25446,I don't have anywhere to show my wares yet. The wait list is so long to get a table.,Really? That sounds so exciting. I can't wait to get it set it up.,0,spont,train train_spont_25447,I know I'm your fifth wife. I don't want there to be a sixth.,"Alright, a lady's got a right to stand on the corner.",0,spont,train train_spont_25448,Do you have a little neck rash? It looks like something's irritated your neck.,Hurry. Okay. I'll stack the rest of these peach cans in front of it.,0,spont,train train_spont_25449,"Well you take things too literally. Like when I said ""marrying ketchups"" you thought two bottles of ketchup wanted to be wed in holy matrimony.",It's the baby bunny that you gave me on our wedding day. I had it taxidermized.,0,spont,train train_spont_25450,"Oh, shit, there's some magical shit going down in this place.","Yeah, you know there's not a lot of black people in Rome. So, when you turn around, it's like they don't see you anymore.",0,spont,train train_spont_25451,"I work in the gift shop, you think I want to be dealing with this?","But, you know what? It's a good experiment because no everyone can see that a salad spinner will not work underwater. Like, even though it will function, it will not dry the salad because it's in water.",0,spont,train train_spont_25452,He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He's never had to work at the store.,"Boy, I sure did. I just lost some of the mobility.",0,spont,train train_spont_25453,"So, you're somebody who needs a pediatrician.",She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right?,0,spont,train train_spont_25454,"Yeah, you know, It's been a few months. Maybe the heater is on the fritz.","Whoa, wait am minute. Are you the archangel Gabriel? I thought you looked familiar.",0,spont,train train_spont_25455,"As far as random people I could have gotten a ride with, I think I did pretty good with you.",Oh no. It's in my elaborate robes.,0,spont,train train_spont_25456,That spineless sponge of a man!,"Well, I hope to make you cry next!",0,spont,train train_spont_25457,Let's give this Nookia phone a shot.,We gave you a couple pencils so you didn't have to do that anymore.,0,spont,train train_spont_25458,"Well, you're being so open to it now. I kind of wish I would have just asked you to do that instead of using a magical wish.",That's right. I make every employee whisper I'm sorry into a tablespoon and then stir whatever it is. People who order the sunny side up eggs are very upset about it.,0,spont,train train_spont_25459,"Look, there's so much to see here at the State Fair. What do you think?","It's me, give me a holler. I'm Diddy Kong, I'm Donkey Kong but smaller.",0,spont,train train_spont_25460,It's so lovely to know you know a class British rhyme.,"Yes, it's one of them classic ones. You can tell because we've got wallpaper in the foyer. And you can get a classic English breakfast.",0,spont,train train_spont_25461,"Karen, your dream is my command.","I can read super fast, it doesn't mean that I can talk super fast.",0,spont,train train_spont_25462,"Oh, gosh. I don't know what to say. I like unicorns. I have a lot of stickers on my binder.",Don't worry about reading here. The Boy's Store is two stalls down.,0,spont,train train_spont_25463,"Sir, you're a sociopath.",Are you doing some sort of investigation right now?,0,spont,train train_spont_25464,"In fairness, he's just a guy doing his job.?",The perfect yin and yang to each other.,0,spont,train train_spont_25465,"Arlene, how did you get the coyote into your home?","We have pet when we can afford to have pet. Right now, pet equal food.",0,spont,train train_spont_25466,"You know, it's okay to ponder these things sometimes. There're no answers to love. I was first introduced to love when I saw that movie. You know, Michael J. Fox gets into a DeLorean. I think that's what it was called. Michael J. Fox gets into a DeLorean.","Yes, well I thought, we just got married. This would be a great tour to go on.",0,spont,train train_spont_25467,"That's right, you won a trip to the lake. Old Whale Lake.","That's me, Annette Burgundy. Best-selling author.",0,spont,train train_spont_25468,"Oh my god, that man just stole a book.",Annette. I'm Annette.,0,spont,train train_spont_25469,"Yeah, and she's somebody you can trust. She really listens to us and the idea that we can tell her anything and she won't tell anyone else is such a comfort.","I set up a hypothesis, that the wall was strong enough. Tested it. Turned out to be right. With an unintended conclusion that the helmet was not quite strong enough.",0,spont,train train_spont_25470,"Here are the results of our latest conference. We have concluded that humans feel it's inappropriate for young men and young women to have sleepovers together at your age, so unfortunately we must say no to your request.","I could use some help, yes. Might you grab a milk pail for me to stand upon?",0,spont,train train_spont_25471,"I mean, she asked if we were in the podcast that we were about to listen to.",It's crazy busy. Must be a lot of sick people today.,0,spont,train train_spont_25472,One thousand francs for one thousand Pepsis? In Brussels they're 25p.,Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy.,0,spont,train train_spont_25473,"Agent Thompson, get in the office right now.",Hank Thompson? I've heard of him. ,0,spont,train train_spont_25474,We joked around a lot on the set of the movie The Net.,We're the Real Deal Spring Field. I like the sound of that.,0,spont,train train_spont_25475,"Here's some stuff that we have. This is, we have some overhangs which would really get in your way, especially if you'e wearing a large spacesuit. I mean, it reduces visibility like nobody's business.","Oh, there's plenty of urine. People leave urine behind in the hall like crazy. ",0,spont,train train_spont_25476,"I'm just noticing this now, uh, getting into my shoes.","Yeah, mine's got holes.",0,spont,train train_spont_25477,"I don't know my name. It's like my memory's gone. Wait a minute. What did you slip into my water, Rudy?","Skip, the health inspector is asking for you.",0,spont,train train_spont_25478,Maybe that's why Brandon was wearing that weird wig.,My name is Brandon. I had to duck out of the kitchen. I'm in this office where they do accounting.,0,spont,train train_spont_25479,We are gathered here today and to celebrate the marriage of you and you. Does anyone have any objections? Please speak now.,"Well, we don't like to put labels on it.",0,spont,train train_spont_25480,"She's very smart. You never heard of keeping things in your bra before, now did you?",That's our family motto. It's stitched on our flier.,0,spont,train train_spont_25481,This place is so big your Uncle Harry is still here and I didn't even know it. I thought he left two Christmases ago.,Well you know we're building a tiny house. Everybody does.,0,spont,train train_spont_25482,"You mortals are in big, big trouble.",You're so lucky. All I have is this thing and I don't even know what it does. I just wiggle it around a little bit. I'm trying to get someone to tap their tongue on it four times.,0,spont,train train_spont_25483,"That's right, someone tried to take my shirt off a try it on.","If it's my daughter, could you just tell her I'm really busy collecting samples? I don't want to talk to her.",0,spont,train train_spont_25484,That moonshine is the strongest thing I've ever smelled.,That's right. Now I'm here to stay like the sexiest worm that ever got inside the apple of a mind.,0,spont,train train_spont_25485,"Charlie, some of kids at school and I think that you have a very deep voice.","Be-cod it could. And you hit that ""d"" so hard.",0,spont,train train_spont_25486,"So, Perry, you were swallowed up by this whale 17 years ago you said?",How does a simple hand-off on visitation day end up with us in the belly of a whale?,0,spont,train train_spont_25487,"Terry, you've been getting drunk.",They spanked me when I was wet with a wood stick.,0,spont,train train_spont_25488,"Honey, I think they're out there again. They listen to our television through the wall. I mean, they should be paying half a cable bill.",Leave me the fuck alone. Stop talking to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_25489,I have one smooshed eye. I don't like to bring that up at work. I can't believe you brought my personal body up at work.,Cheryl's always jigging. She must have been on drugs.,0,spont,train train_spont_25490,"Oh, your work friends are the worst people. I don't like them.","Well, yes. That's what pediatrician does. We take care of children.",0,spont,train train_spont_25491,"Valerie's saying I left her all the money. Spirit, what does this mean? You only leave money when you're dead.",You gotta learn to go from your heart sometimes.,0,spont,train train_spont_25492,"Just to be clear we are on the same page. This rutabega farm is a farm where people can be rude to Lou Bega, composer of ""Mambo No 5"".","Oh shoot, I think I misunderstood what an ant farm is this whole time.",0,spont,train train_spont_25493,"Thanks so much for having me. I'm so glad I won the lottery, where I get to attend a celebrities funeral.","That's what I'm saying. Just because he can do that, he thinks he's the greatest rat to walk the earth.",0,spont,train train_spont_25494,You've giving him too much.,He was in good shape then. He's really falling apart now.,0,spont,train train_spont_25495,"Well then go back to Brussels, ya Brussel Sprout head.",Please do not talk to me like this. I am wounded in my heart.,0,spont,train train_spont_25496,I am having a peanut butter tasting.,He's an African Gray Parrot.,0,spont,train train_spont_25497,"There's something on your shoulder, CL.","Oh, that's good. I was really expecting an argument.",0,spont,train train_spont_25498,"Hi, old timer. Thanks for stopping for me. You don't mind me calling you old timer, do you?",She's alive and living in sin? I can't believe it.,0,spont,train train_spont_25499,"I do love you guys. Yeah, I do. I love all of you.",I got the Jackson 5 Christmas album.,0,spont,train train_spont_25500,These bowls look to be reasonably priced.,"All right, the jig is up. I wanted to take this class.",0,spont,train train_spont_25501,Are you just saying pussy while pointing to your vagina?,"She's wearing a tutu, so I feel like she was preparing for this moment.",0,spont,train train_spont_25502,The thugs have assault weapons.,And I criticized his diction. I couldn't stand there and just let him prattle on like a Press Secretary.,0,spont,train train_spont_25503,Are you absorbing all the water at Disney on purpose?,Here's the contract. We had it drawn up by a paralegal. ,0,spont,train train_spont_25504,"Here it is, the paper. My paper from my pocket.","Oh my god, it's a Gentile.",0,spont,train train_spont_25505,"Well, for your information, I was not going to tell a story about a blimp.","I did, and I admire the boy's moxie.",0,spont,train train_spont_25506,We're waiting for the chart to come from corporate.,"Yeah, I like men, pizza, milk and lots of stuff.",0,spont,train train_spont_25507,"I was very polite and made my grilled cheese sandwich for every challenge, regardless of what the ingredients were.",It's beyond my capability to repair these teeth at this point and I'm tired.,0,spont,train train_spont_25508,"Oh, my diabetes medication. I could swallow it if not for my stone throat.",This is what I see in my dreams all the time. It's called babes.,0,spont,train train_spont_25509,So was I like your first mate on the boat?,"Yeah, with my wife and kid and Lou Ferrigno and our dog Turtle.",0,spont,train train_spont_25510,Having your phone on in court is incredibly unprofessional.,"Yes, here in Reno, they really respect the law of the land.",0,spont,train train_spont_25511,There's a train going to Hoboken every fifteen minutes. We should get on one of them and have a drink out there.,"Hey, you want some eggs or something? Pretty good right? That's the voice I would do if I were a cook.",0,spont,train train_spont_25512,"Josiah, I believe this person is putting on some kind of act. There's no way this person isn't feeling how warm it is outside.",It started with mouth talk and then someone wrote it in their book.,0,spont,train train_spont_25513,I have fantastic legs. I shave them.,"Oh, my God! It's three times the size of him.",0,spont,train train_spont_25514,"Look, I don't mean to seem crazy, okay? But shit comes alive in here at night. Who's to say at some point you weren't a crack rock in an envelope or a box that somebody mailed to somebody and you somehow got stuck as an anthropomorphic crack rock.","Yeah, I will lance your boils for free.",0,spont,train train_spont_25515,"Hi young lady, my name is Clem. I'm Doris' understudy.",Maybe your time will pass soon.,0,spont,train train_spont_25516,"Dear Diary, I am actually a fairy. I have super human powers and my goal is to grant one dream to each of my friends this evening.","C'mon, it's just a Seinfeld ripoff. It will never go anywhere.",0,spont,train train_spont_25517,What might interest you is our ghost insurance.,"Oh, I thought that was a suggestion list. I didn't know it was a master list.",0,spont,train train_spont_25518,"Being that this is an abandoned puppet theater, sometimes people come here to fuck and they leave their condoms around like it's the outside of an Australian animal sanctuary or something.",Well now I know that. I lost 100 million dollars when I put it on its saddle and it galloped all the way to the bank.,0,spont,train train_spont_25519,"Did you see Back to the Future, where he starts disappearing from the picture with his siblings?",I'm so single that I go through that pac man door on the other side. I'm almost taken. That's how single I am.,0,spont,train train_spont_25520,It sure was nice of you to stop into our store from 20 towns over. That's a good thing.,"I know. We keep you on the sunny side and the nerves don't hit, do they?",0,spont,train train_spont_25521,What we really need to do is find that dog.,"Yeah, where does she get off? We had an office party for her.",0,spont,train train_spont_25522,I see so much of your mother in you with all that singing.,I did say that. You're right. How do you always remember these things?,0,spont,train train_spont_25523,"Also, the internet doesn't ever work here because of the government, I think.","Yeah, Toilet Island was the last real show. There are really toilets and there are really islands.",0,spont,train train_spont_25524,"Yeah, here's my business model. I can't believe I have to walk you through this again. I record people for free. All I ask is that they get super fucked up high the day before.",Well I just wish someone would put those peach baskets up high where I didn't have to look at them.,0,spont,train train_spont_25525,"Listen, all you people, I kicked you out of my store. But you stayed her anyway, and more people showed up, including my old nemesis/old best friend Alexandro.","Dearly beloved, with those words, we begin this marriage ceremony. We will never be free of people because we need each other to guide each other through this life.",0,spont,train train_spont_25526,I just talked to my mom. She's still mad at me about that scar I gave her.,"Yeah, my own room. A room of my own. Put that in your little self help book.",0,spont,train train_spont_25527,My guess is that they're just gonna have to burn this place down after the wreckage we caused.,"You can do what ever you want as far as I'm concerned, whatever you mother fucking want. I'm not calling the shots on this one.",0,spont,train train_spont_25528,I'm not going to lie to you. That candy has been here for a long time. And the Snowcaps are even older.,I've heard of that before. It's a bed and breakfast wiith R&B playing all the time.,0,spont,train train_spont_25529,What a town full of wacky characters.,"I sure hope so, otherwise we're not going to make rent.",0,spont,train train_spont_25530,The women's room is so far away from here.,"OK. Well, that's your business. Let's not get into that right now. You need to sing a song for Miss Cynthia.",0,spont,train train_spont_25531,"Mr Simmons, I want to be very direct with you right now. You remember when we asked you what you thought the optimal temperature was for a cold storage facility in a chicken far??","Yeah, that sounds like a lot more communication than I had with my mother.",0,spont,train train_spont_25532,"Did you hear our little baby's threat? She said ""I'm gonna get to the news""?",I've noticed that. Is that why he's been pressing on it?,0,spont,train train_spont_25533,Jamal! That's my name too.,"Thanks, I've never been complimented on my suspense abilities.",0,spont,train train_spont_25534,"Even though you're not here on the right day, please stay.","And Sandy, she never comes. Sandra Bullock never comes.",0,spont,train train_spont_25535,Are you fucking dickheads gonna order? I didn't come to the fucking beach to listen to you guys talk about a fucking acting class. I'm surrounded by actors in New York.,None of us are getting any younger. None of us are Dorian Gray.,0,spont,train train_spont_25536,"Dad, any day you're above ground is a bad day for me.",I'm pretty sure that's why you've been cursed to be here.,0,spont,train train_spont_25537,"King, you're not going to be in love with me because I currently beat my wife?","Coincidentally, I am also here for love on this singles blimp ride. ",0,spont,train train_spont_25538,"Your cat, Vernon is a distinguished gentleman.","I know, I popped back in here when you guys came back from your trip.",0,spont,train train_spont_25539,"Josiah, do you not agree with what I just said? The way you repeated it makes me think you don't agree.",I want to meet the band Heart.,0,spont,train train_spont_25540,The kids aren't even good in school and they aren't athletic. I would say let's let them live.,"I would never say anything. In college, they used to call me ""little secret lady"".",0,spont,train train_spont_25541,"Hold on, I was sitting on the knife the whole time. I was on the chair the whole time. It almost fell through the cracks.",Oh really? We'd love to hear it. A new Jimmy Buffett song that has yet to be copy-written anywhere.,0,spont,train train_spont_25542,"Oh no, he was supposed to shoot me in the head, and I was gonna shoot him. We were supposed to do it at the same time. He didn't shoot.",But also jazz and punk. They'd be perfect for our wedding.,0,spont,train train_spont_25543,Lunch is at the same time.,"But it originated with Phish, because of the longer concerts.",0,spont,train train_spont_25544,Tell your daughter she will never be able to leave this country until she gets old enough to leave this country.,"If you bring me a wolf, I will train it.",0,spont,train train_spont_25545,"I don't want to be here. You don't want me here, but I'm here. I'm gonna make us some money.","It's been getting a little boring, I agree. But what are we going to do with all that cash? I'm just gonna spend it on dumb things like tulips, fake tulips and big ponies.",0,spont,train train_spont_25546,"Alright, extras that get to go on the rides, move over here. Everyone from this point over needs to move over there.",I want to go to him. I told him that I was going to support his business.,0,spont,train train_spont_25547,"Anyway, this gentleman's bag has been taken.","I don't know. If we're in purgatory, I guess so.",0,spont,train train_spont_25548,I didn't leave New Jersey to surround myself with more perverts.,OK. How much do I get for it? This is really high quality.,0,spont,train train_spont_25549,I guess we should descend from our tower and go out there and try to help the people.,These things take so many batteries.,0,spont,train train_spont_25550,"What's the time? Just because we don't have anywhere to be, but if we did, I'd like to know the time.","Yes, but that one day is the first time that he stood up to me.",0,spont,train train_spont_25551,What are you kids doing here in my barn?,"I'm not scared. Come on, Barfany. What could go wrong?",0,spont,train train_spont_25552,"Dad, I can't help but notice that lately mom's become a little detached and I've become a little afraid. Do we really want to live in a climate of fear here in this happy home?",What's that supposed to be mean? Is that a dig of some kind?,0,spont,train train_spont_25553,"Denise, please don't cry. You need to keep the moisture inside your body. I can't afford to get you a water.",I told her that her dress was terrible. I never do stuff like that. I'm a nice guy.,0,spont,train train_spont_25554,"Well, there you go, it's a simple map really. It's a straight line.",Right here in Fallsburg?,0,spont,train train_spont_25555,"Look, babe! This place is filled with the stuff I love. So, let me kinda do my own thing for a while, and then the next vacation you can do your own thing and I'll kinda hang back. I think there's a couple bands here and stuff.",I heard it. We both heard it. It's Teetle-D.,0,spont,train train_spont_25556,"Fine, I'm getting out of the car because I've run out air in here, not because you want me to.",That's OK. I've never thought of you as being in my time travel for good. I'll do it.,0,spont,train train_spont_25557,I think what Giovanni's trying to say is that the real legend of the baby man lives within each of us. He means something different to every person here.,They really are. I have fantastic legs. I shave them.,0,spont,train train_spont_25558,"I don't feel that way, but it's interesting that you do.","I guess we bought this thing to expand our lives. Yeah, let's go over this mountain.",0,spont,train train_spont_25559,"Teacher, I'm mixed. I'm part giraffe and part horse.",You were able to look at that? I would have ran.,0,spont,train train_spont_25560,How long have you guys been waiting in line for the Primus show? I've been here for 3 days. My parents don't even know where I am.,"OK, Murnice. I just don't understand why we didn't go to Toys R Us and buy as many 8 balls as we needed.",0,spont,train train_spont_25561,Yeah. Put something on that. I can smell it all the way over here.,Yeah. I just wanted to be like you guys. Equals.,0,spont,train train_spont_25562,"I love you too, Walter. I'm crying tears of dust.","Well, in the eyes of the Lord, no one is a bad person.",0,spont,train train_spont_25563,We're not wasting any more resources on the king guy.,"Yes, he has been taking those dentist classes on the side.",0,spont,train train_spont_25564,"Greg, Greg. I've been coming here for years and I'm almost at the end of my life. I'm stopped my treatments and I want to die here. Is that okay?",That was our busiest day. And why was that? Because there were two extra people there.,0,spont,train train_spont_25565,"Bernadette and Bernie, I just want to make sure you did not discuss the case in the bathroom. It's very important that we do not discuss the case.",We couldn't stand the sound of your voice. We made that clear from the beginning.,0,spont,train train_spont_25566,You look sinister.,"Oh, sorry. Let me finish this cheese.",0,spont,train train_spont_25567,Everyone prepare. It's a rogue wave.,"Oh my god, that man just stole a book.",0,spont,train train_spont_25568,We don't talk about the Great Fire Murder State Fair Murder Fire of 1937,That's actually a beautiful name for a woman.,0,spont,train train_spont_25569,I guess back to the drawing board because I was going to make an Esty shop for this.,"Alright, let me just turn this on and get rolling, I guess. Just shout if you see your car and I guess I'll stop.",0,spont,train train_spont_25570,Are you peeing on the safe lock?,The answer to our riddle does not require anything racist.,0,spont,train train_spont_25571,This is the quietest blender on the market. It can make milkshakes and no one will ever know.,"You better do it good, or we're going to kill you.",0,spont,train train_spont_25572,Yes. That's also my middle name. Crystal. Carl Crystal Slider.,"Oh good, then. She'll believe that. Don't kid believe shit adults say?",0,spont,train train_spont_25573,I don't need to explain my personal body to you.,He's telling stories over there. That's not even part of the miniature golf experience.,0,spont,train train_spont_25574,You told me we were out of mayonnaise.,"But I just saw you guys recognize each other and see each other, you mean that was all for show?",0,spont,train train_spont_25575,Why are so many people at Quiznos today?,"Oh, sure. We can do a natural history, science and military.",0,spont,train train_spont_25576,Maybe she's onto something. Should we all just trade places and see things from each other's perspectives?,Just like a surf and turf.,0,spont,train train_spont_25577,"Oh, hi, Sally.","Take him. Take him to the underworld. Now, you'll live with us forever.",0,spont,train train_spont_25578,My head hurts.,"Oh, thank you. I bought it at TJ Maxx last week. I was packing for our trip.",0,spont,train train_spont_25579,"You said for me to always hold onto it. It would keep me company in times of trial and at night maybe I could sing to it and maybe fall asleep and not have horrible dreams, for once.","You never believed in me. You know what? This is the last straw, Bobby. I'm done with you. I deserve better. If you two like each other so much, you could keep each other. I'm going to be rich! Do you hear me? Rich! Not only from my bean bag chair full of nacho chips, but also trademarking the silhouette from my very beautiful and very unique hairdo. Goodbye forever, Bobby. You're a loser, and you always will be! Samantha, it was nice to see you.",0,spont,train train_spont_25580,"If you were to pick an existing song to sing to me, what would you sing?","Oh, you scheduled one? That's the way to do it.",0,spont,train train_spont_25581,"I didn't. I gave up. I didn't. I gave up. I heard Madrid's where you come when you don't know what your thing is anymore. Yeah, I also just love meat.","Oh, just like Banderas. Like Antonio Banderas. I loved him in Evita.",0,spont,train train_spont_25582,The customers aren't allowed to touch us right?,Those tests are inconclusive. We don't yet know if Alka Seltzer bubbles are evil.,0,spont,train train_spont_25583,"Air traffic control HR, how can I help you?","If you hadn't breathed into those bags of cookies, you may have died.",0,spont,train train_spont_25584,"Doris Dog, You processed some words that your food lady said?",I guess we could do an office party here at work.,0,spont,train train_spont_25585,Were there any other people around you that were sick? Were there people that seemed to be lying on the ground and weren't moving anymore?,"Oh, I don't know. It's just something I've been kicking around. It belongs to this guy that I wasn't here to see.",0,spont,train train_spont_25586,I'm going to keep your story to myself because no one can know you're the US Marshall on this plane.,Those are the cutest little mice I've ever seen. I bet they're married.,0,spont,train train_spont_25587,"Roger, we have to be honest with you. We're going through a bit of a hard time right now. Don was just fired.","Yes, I've lived here for several years, I speak Spanish.",0,spont,train train_spont_25588,Like the original Little Mermaid in Hans Christian Andersen's takes. They say every step felt like walking on scissors.,"Well, if they went into labor, they could have parked right up front. Should have gone to emergency.",0,spont,train train_spont_25589,I don't feel so good. I tried to sing high and I'm just not feeling it.,"Yeah, that whole section is just categorized as ""B"".",0,spont,train train_spont_25590,"You're Stuart, right. And what about the young lady who is coughing?","I never have. Because I can't remember to do so. I'm a charming guy, I guess.",0,spont,train train_spont_25591,"Have you noticed that Pampt says she's a hair model, but she has a crew cut?","The florist said she was stuck in some bad traffic, which might be what happened to Todd, too.",0,spont,train train_spont_25592,"Eleanor, I gotta put you down. My shoulders are killing me. How about you stand in front of me a little bit, huh?","Yeah? This one? Me? or this one? There's two of us, which one?",0,spont,train train_spont_25593,"Can't you just bend the rules, just this one time? Soon we're not going to be your problem anymore.","Yeah, they're not great. They're the size of oranges.",0,spont,train train_spont_25594,I do want to say that every woman is beautiful in their own way.,Okay. My name is Jonathan and I'm here for the R-star repair segment.,0,spont,train train_spont_25595,Why would you ask for sparkling water if you don't want it.,"I hate to interrupt you guys. If you're interested in trying one of the coffee samples we have, go ahead. Otherwise, I'll have to ask you to move aside in the line.",0,spont,train train_spont_25596,I thought you were a man. What kind of lady sells ice cream?,That's usually if your middle name is Lee or Wayne. My middle name is David.,0,spont,train train_spont_25597,I don't want to go out there. I can't sing. My voice is too low.,Is it true that you ran the most marathons ever? That's what you told everyone at school.,0,spont,train train_spont_25598,"Dr. Hawaii's office, may I help you?",I don't think he's looking too well these days.,0,spont,train train_spont_25599,"Gentlemen, I realize my mistake. We was asking what was optimal temperature, but we forgot to ask was it the optimal temperature for human or chickens??","That's a sign of good luck. Chicken, what do you think my young boy is going to grow up to be?",0,spont,train train_spont_25600,"You have other books other than self help books here at Barnes and Noble, right?","We're in a whale, in a whale belly. Look around, as you can see, all of this is belly. You can't see any other organs, because you're inside the actual belly.",0,spont,train train_spont_25601,"Oh, you're preaching to the choir. I've had many snacks inside of me over the years.","Yes, the best surgeons in Hawaii are adept at removing snacks from various orifices.",0,spont,train train_spont_25602,"I tortured a legally blind man by seeing. And another woman, who didn't seem to have anything wrong other than the fact that her elbow was severely mauled, I made her feel bad because she can't feel emotions and I felt my emotions in front of her.",And your face is as well. Are you happy now?,0,spont,train train_spont_25603,"Yes, back at home we have some jumper cables. We each have our own set.","Yes, I loved my husband Frank. He was an ex-marine.",0,spont,train train_spont_25604,I work for this family. I signed on to be the maid. I didn't sign on to get fucked up every night.,"I am a new member and I know it's no last name club, but I'll never be on the board if you know what I mean.",0,spont,train train_spont_25605,"Don't tell me you rounded all those kids up and put them in the same place, where they're just wandering around, missing their animals together?",She's been doing this for years.,0,spont,train train_spont_25606,"Sweetheart, what were - were you watching what I think you were watching in the other room right now?",I feel very comfortable speaking into this microphone because it's not the barrel of a gun.,0,spont,train train_spont_25607,Is this your first time at a Phish concert?,"Yeah, I know. And I thought we were going to end up together. She said this is the way it was supposed to be. I thought she was talking about me and her, not her and the car.",0,spont,train train_spont_25608,Why don't you go play with your frinds in the forest?,"Wow they really are spiky, look at all those people hanging on them! Are they ok?",0,spont,train train_spont_25609,"Are you saying a 40 year old woman in a grocery store would have absolutely no use for a tiny, naked, morbidly obese man?","It happens all the time. Once you get in this purse, you're often forgotten about.",0,spont,train train_spont_25610,Can you imagine if anyone started boxing in here?,"OK. Alfred, you can have this bowl of goldfish.",0,spont,train train_spont_25611,"Maybe there's another you somewhere who's still carrying a heavy bag, but that's now what you gotta do. All you gotta do is live your life.","I got three for you. How are you, where have you been, what's going on?",0,spont,train train_spont_25612,"Hey, Dr. Neidermeyer, do you still have those teeth you stole out of my mouth?","I didn't want it before and I still don't want it, but thank you.",0,spont,train train_spont_25613,"Michael, that's what it takes? Getting wet after midnight brings you to life?",Get the dolls under him. We need him to cry on the dolls.,0,spont,train train_spont_25614,You work here? I have some questions about this hotel.,"Yes, but it's also just a practical conversation about your lack of towel.",0,spont,train train_spont_25615,"All right Todd, go ahead and sing your funeral song.",Maybe she should be my first human kill.,0,spont,train train_spont_25616,"Well the late fees are already on there, it's just that we need the videos back.","OK, but you don't have the sticker that allows you to park in a handicapped spot.",0,spont,train train_spont_25617,Matthew on top of Charles and Mary Sue was on top of Matthew. I thought I'd never see anything like it.,"You know what, if I were that horse, I'd sleep with Mary Sue too.",0,spont,train train_spont_25618,Wait a second. Mom? Dad? Are you both getting rid of me.,"Oh, my god. Your father gave you this ring and it fits me perfectly.",0,spont,train train_spont_25619,I want to win over this lady's heart towards children by being a shining example.,"I can see that. I can see it up here and I can see it down there. Somewhere in the middle, I don't see it.",0,spont,train train_spont_25620,"I don't know if you saw when you checked in here, we don't normally make accommodations, but there's a Trader Joe's about a block and a half away and I'm sure they have milk chocolate and strawberries.","Yes, you're always going off about modern things. You refuse to eat leftovers.",0,spont,train train_spont_25621,Being predestined doesn't mean it didn't happen. That it's not real. I almost love you.,Might as well. I'm probably going to hell anyway.,0,spont,train train_spont_25622,"Girls, let me ask you a question. What's it to be? Am I to keep your credit cards, or are you going to keep them because you don't trust me?",But Tip Top seems really OK to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_25623,Come here little kid. Have a seat. Pretend that you're a douche bag wearing a scarf and a fedora. Give us some feedback on our new series.,"Well, thank you. I mean, it's part of being a famous celebrity.",0,spont,train train_spont_25624,Where did you go for three minutes? You were just telling us about how you used to hustle.,"We all tried, but Brenda fell down that well last year and just no one ever cared to find her.",0,spont,train train_spont_25625,"Oh, what's going on with these creepy girls?",You know what's complicated? Their hair.,0,spont,train train_spont_25626,There's a lot of lightening shooting around in that thing. Are you sure it's safe?,"I know you, you're Missfizzial. Stop trying to fool me.",0,spont,train train_spont_25627,"I propose that we should have some kind of conch shell to pass around, so we know who can talk when.",What does that mean are you saying woman can't do things? I'm a woman.,0,spont,train train_spont_25628,You don't understand what's cool and acceptable and what's not. Give me back my lip smacker.,"Talk about suspension, I can see the cable on that. That's Cathy Rigby playing Peter Pan. That is not a boy. And she's too old for this.",0,spont,train train_spont_25629,It's cold sores on my penis. The doctor told me everyone gets cold sores.,"Well that makes, it makes more sense than paying a dollar to buy the lemonade.",0,spont,train train_spont_25630,Best Buy throws out day old laptops. They don't want to keep them.,"Yeah, Franz Ferdinand and Natzis, they're in there now.",0,spont,train train_spont_25631,"Xavier, do you eat in your tree?",OK. That sounds challenging. Throw me to the wolves.,0,spont,train train_spont_25632,"Evelyn, please step forward and make your case for being on the Sport Club board.","Yeah, I remember that. You sure picked the wrong room to break into.",0,spont,train train_spont_25633,"Yeah, your hands look like ten waterfalls coming out of two big waterfalls.",They painted everything black.,0,spont,train train_spont_25634,"Can I ask you, Timothy, what was you going to ask that chicken but you literally chickened out??",I am. I'm just not interested in talking about the movie Dave with you.,0,spont,train train_spont_25635,"Darlings, I only have the off-brands versions of these various tales.","Not too long, let's see what, about five or six months.",0,spont,train train_spont_25636,Why do you think the class is called Strong and Wrong?,"I have 12. Wait, is the key to a success story getting the number to go down?",0,spont,train train_spont_25637,"Young lady, do you recall being in New Orleans in the last two years?",OK. Should I go out there and admit that I brought him back here or should I play dumb?,0,spont,train train_spont_25638,No one has ever taken the time to save me. I spent all my life trying to save other people.,It's a security device for your breathing taint.,0,spont,train train_spont_25639,It seems like everybody should know what a forest is.,And the same with the Shamrock Shake. Did I ever tell you how I saved Ireland?,0,spont,train train_spont_25640,"We'll meet in the alley off Fifth Street, where the hobos pee. Bring your wife.",Wow! You need a tan. ,0,spont,train train_spont_25641,"Yes, Mr. McGonigal? Did you call me?","But Marjorie, for how long? $50, that's quite a great sum she's got.",0,spont,train train_spont_25642,"Mrs. Polly, as you see, if they binder is positioned just right, you can see there that he's just sleeping. He's not crying, though.","You know, yes. Marshall, come here.",0,spont,train train_spont_25643,"Well, you know, we live in the same neighborhood. We became friends around the community pool and one day my friend Stephen here suggested we go to a different body of water. Oh you said it before me, have I told you this story?","Well, you know, I'm not getting any younger and I thought my eyes were failing me.",0,spont,train train_spont_25644,"That story was about we lost our arms, not about our mother's illness, so it didn't fit too prominently in that story. Doesn't mean there aren't stories. We got a lot of stories about mama.",Would you like another chair for your friend here?,0,spont,train train_spont_25645,"I couldn't help but overhear. But, are you and John doing some kind of deal or transaction?","Yeah, everyone here knows that it's fucking hot as hell.",0,spont,train train_spont_25646,What you mean I am of royal blood?,"Oh they wrote it down did they, yeah look at that there it is in writing they are mad I guess that we should go apologize.",0,spont,train train_spont_25647,You know we love the work you do here? It's so beautiful.,"Sherry, this is an incredible sacrifice.",0,spont,train train_spont_25648,This isn't some Miracle on 34th Street bullshit. Do you have magical powers to make dreams come true or not?,I know. I was scared to come to Las Villas because it's not gentrified yet.,0,spont,train train_spont_25649,You have to pass for a kid. Lick your lollipop. Turn your hat around. The rivet is supposed to go in the back.,"That's sounds really great, Daniel. I'll be happy when this is over.",0,spont,train train_spont_25650,Is it cool if I go over and talk to your lady's friend?,"Could you please mash down the stuff that's already in the recycling bin, so that the lid closes all the way and I don't have to see the poster sticking out?",0,spont,train train_spont_25651,It's a four season outfit.,How dare you. We are working here as coworkers. We are just on break.,0,spont,train train_spont_25652,"Honey, I think it's time for your medicine. You're starting to criss cross and reverse your words. ",That one is pistachio walnut. I'm one that likes to combine my nuts.,0,spont,train train_spont_25653,I almost got found out at work today. They almost found out that I don't have tentacles.,Did you notice that too? Have you seen her hat? It has a walmart tag on it!,0,spont,train train_spont_25654,"Wow, a fan. You have TV in this tree house?","These writers, they're in love with their own words.",0,spont,train train_spont_25655,Is copy a theater word?,My show is about a character that I play telling the story of a show he saw.,0,spont,train train_spont_25656,"Oh, dear. Your majesty, all of our jewelry is cursed.","I'm sorry, you're a queen but you still want to work here at the Kay Jewelers?",0,spont,train train_spont_25657,Has anyone seen Brother Thomas? I heard he was in trouble.,Why would I cook anything but Cool Whip filled Hot Pockets? They are the most delicious delicacy on the planet!,0,spont,train train_spont_25658,Is your name Anus? That's what your monogrammed suitcase says.,"If you don't like this music, it's because you're not listening right. Listen to the notes between the notes.",0,spont,train train_spont_25659,"That tapeworm was so brave, trying to save our family.",What? This town has gone to shit. I don't want to live no more in America.,0,spont,train train_spont_25660,Let's take a break by the end cap here. Let's just get to know each other. Do you have a dog?,"Were you? We already have enough bulge checkers, I don't know who told you that.",0,spont,train train_spont_25661,"They are living in a hill that is similar to ours, but different. Can you imagine?",I'm just guessing. I'm not really seeing anything.,0,spont,train train_spont_25662,Why do we have to take our fun time and go learn how to be more effective members of society?,"Yes, I eat stuff that's in the tree. That's where I eat.",0,spont,train train_spont_25663,I can't pee without this dog staring at me.,I thought it was your idea. This is like that time we went to Lake Tahoe.,0,spont,train train_spont_25664,"Thank you, Mr. Sulu.","It makes you sick, I don't know why you insist on eating it.",0,spont,train train_spont_25665,"Thomas, your class is ready to learn about macaws, parrots and hawks. Are you ready?","Yeah, we'll have two waters between two donuts and I will start with Zaire.",0,spont,train train_spont_25666,I heard they're going to have those little presidential debate meters as they watch the play.,It is written by one of the finest graduates of this academy we have ever seen. David Allison.,0,spont,train train_spont_25667,People won't be able to find our town is we name it Springfield because there's like a hundred towns called Springfield across the United States.,Hi. I'm Ronnie. I have a clipboard.,0,spont,train train_spont_25668,"Gwyneth, you're daydreaming again. Would you like to share with the rest of the class what you're thinking about, in detail?","You know what, it's actually really OK. I realize that, you know, in my past I liked being the only one naked. Now that everyone's naked, I feel like maybe I don't like it anymore.",0,spont,train train_spont_25669,"It's us, man! We'll be your uggos.",Yes! And I'll do it again and put a frame around it!,0,spont,train train_spont_25670,"You're being condemned to the circle of hell, where jazz covers of your favorite pop songs play all the time.","Steve, it's a good news, bad news situation.",0,spont,train train_spont_25671,Is it OK if I just hold you in my hand or do you like to be somewhere else.,"Yeah, we don't like you. I don't like you. I can't speak for everyone else.",0,spont,train train_spont_25672,We're going to decorate the hell out of this place for the party. We're going to have lots of utensils and burners.,I completely forgot that Barbara was allergic to coconut and we ordered all that coconut shrimp.,0,spont,train train_spont_25673,"How'd Vietnam going, General Powers?",You're spreading yourself very thin. Is it a top secret Tums spot?,0,spont,train train_spont_25674,Why wouldn't you recommend going into the concert?,And I've got some jerky sticks in my front seat.,0,spont,train train_spont_25675,"We're going to break bread together, you mean?","OK, yeah, now I remember that happening. I remember that happening, but I feel out of sorts because I shit my pants. I ate a box full of string cheese this morning.",0,spont,train train_spont_25676,Thanks for getting in my car.,It's really fun. It's way more fun than I could have ever expected it to be.,0,spont,train train_spont_25677,Do you have a continental breakfast or a continental lunch here at the hotel?,"I did. I drank so much coffee, I can hear my heart.",0,spont,train train_spont_25678,"This is real like for me. Although, I do enjoy Buffy the Vampire Slayer show. They have such snappy dialogue.",It was still a marriage. We lived it like it was a marriage and we ended up hating each other.,0,spont,train train_spont_25679,"What are the qualifications you're looking for, your majesty?",They are smaller than your regular ears.,0,spont,train train_spont_25680,I want to get to the airport on time.,There's always a chill here in Maine.,0,spont,train train_spont_25681,I'm gonna go now.,"Then, maybe we shouldn't stand on ceremony and refer to you as what you really are. You're Cosnaksaway.",0,spont,train train_spont_25682,That's kind of a bleak story.?,"No, we just want our mother back.",0,spont,train train_spont_25683,"Rogers, why are you just standing there?",She knows the real me. We've been having this affair since before we were married.,0,spont,train train_spont_25684,Taking your daughter to a pencil factory is a pretty good suggestion.,"I completely understand, Dr. Lecter. I will not fight you.",0,spont,train train_spont_25685,Captain I'm looking at all the citizens right now things are not looking good.,"Oh, my what a regal name. You sound very important.",0,spont,train train_spont_25686,"Listen, I do want to go home but I don't know why. Everyone goes home to their wives and I've just been staying at work late. Haven't been going home.",That's right. I'm from hell.,0,spont,train train_spont_25687,I wouldn't throw this egg in Tina Turner's face!,"Hey, I'm new to this. I like it so far. My friends told me two things. First, meet Manny Maloney, and that'll help me out. And then secondly, sit on page side rage side. That's all I know.",0,spont,train train_spont_25688,"Ok, now this is part of the simulation. This is what the salesman and his girlfriend might look like.",Are you being sarcastic or do you really think this is likely that an envelope will drop out of the ceiling? ,0,spont,train train_spont_25689,I buff my scalp and I twirl my mustache. I clean my glasses on the end of my sweater. I sound my barbaric yelp over the stilt-tops.,"Yeah, but he doesn't need to come back. You should stay. Look at how the kids respond to you.",0,spont,train train_spont_25690,Us dentists aren't used to such hot weather.,"You might. I never thought I'd become a father, not with this voice.",0,spont,train train_spont_25691,You cannot live in a house built on lies.,"Yeah, they just steal nutrients but you still gain weight. It's really depressing.",0,spont,train train_spont_25692,Jermaine has been working here for 16 years.,"Yes, Craig. You are without a doubt the most awful spy I have ever worked with.",0,spont,train train_spont_25693,"With this pickle, your life is spared.","Sir, let me interrupt you for one second there. How can we help you here at the Cracker Barrel? We don't really get werewolves in here.",0,spont,train train_spont_25694,We have reunions for the cast of The Net ever year.,You know what I think it is? I think people confuse you with Fisher Stevens.,0,spont,train train_spont_25695,He lives over in Beauterville. You'd have to get in a car to get to his house.,"Lisa, guess what? You graduated. I'm skipping you ahead.",0,spont,train train_spont_25696,"Honey, are you coming, I'm halfway down the jet way.","Wow, that's a tradition? That sounds great. Count me in. I think I'll go walk around.",0,spont,train train_spont_25697,I'm so happy that you're here visiting on my birthday of all days.,"And it's your birthday, too. You shouldn't have to do that.",0,spont,train train_spont_25698,"Now that my wife, Tina is freed, I guess it's time for me to get out and live my life. ","You know, it never occurred to me that keys would have more than one meaning in the context of a piano.",0,spont,train train_spont_25699,Would you like to see the Disney vault?,I'm not sure. I just sneezed.,0,spont,train train_spont_25700,I will be honest. It was disgraceful watching you two perform out there today. ,Exactly. For some reason it comes out to make it look like they are marionettes. ,0,spont,train train_spont_25701,Everybody knows the Wizard of Oz. That's the first thing you learn in history class.,That explains all the turkey basters in mom's bedroom.,0,spont,train train_spont_25702,"Yup, this is Mr. Madison's square garden.","In so many ways you're like 20 years beyond your actual age, honey.",0,spont,train train_spont_25703,"Here's the thing. I've written so many action mysteries, I don't know if I want to be a writer anymore.","Oh yeah, I liked that. I don't care who you are, we can still write a book and it'll be better than anybody's.",0,spont,train train_spont_25704,"We got you installed as the manager of this place so you could shut down any queries, tell people to get back to work and if they have time to lean, they have time to clean.","Do you realize that your house is like, totally, completely infested with monsters? Why would you feel safe THERE?",0,spont,train train_spont_25705,"Oh, so I'm not operating within the strict lines of the law?",Listen to what I just heard. An incredibly ridiculous slippery slope that has no basis in fact whatsoever.,0,spont,train train_spont_25706,"Quite honestly, I don't feel like I'm missing much. I've got a new life in here.",I don't. I really don't. I'm bad with faces.,0,spont,train train_spont_25707,The internet is great. You can watch Nightmare on Elm Street anytime you want.,"Oh, that seems a little odd, but since you're with the park, I guess it's alright.",0,spont,train train_spont_25708,We'll be here for three nights and five days.,I failed. I can't believe I am the one getting fired from this agency.,0,spont,train train_spont_25709,What's that buzzing?,You're listening to the radio in the garage?,0,spont,train train_spont_25710,"Anonda, what kind of man are you looking for this year?",We are living the life that we have been granted by God.,0,spont,train train_spont_25711,Should we assume the rat is royalty?,"Oh, my. It sounds like a Cormack McCarthy novel, War Road. I'm very learned.",0,spont,train train_spont_25712,"So, what's that one guy on stage eating? Do we get any of it?",That's what her Facebook page says.,0,spont,train train_spont_25713,Why don't you just call me Jim for fuck's sake?,"Yes, there's a contract. Maybe you should have checked with me. See, Mamma Bear's coming out.",0,spont,train train_spont_25714,"I may be stair witch, but I know a doorway vampire when I see one.","That's right. We we go up, we use the stairs.",0,spont,train train_spont_25715,"We did. I mean, look, he wanted to rape me, but then we worked it out.","Sorry, it's just, you're a total babe.",0,spont,train train_spont_25716,Do you guys want to move forward two more feet?,"Yeah, I read reddit. I've read it!",0,spont,train train_spont_25717,"Your elbow, it's mush. It's a fleshy bag of mush.",Even for servicemen? Are you against our soldiers?,0,spont,train train_spont_25718,"Okay, I'm just giving you diamonds, and then you're going to sell me a bike? I made you rich. You can't spare a free bike?","Well, dad, this is a big secret to keep. You know, you murdered so many people.",0,spont,train train_spont_25719,You want to hear my Colombo impression?,"Yeah, well you don't know either. Stupid.",0,spont,train train_spont_25720,Mary got slurped into a Maytag?,I'm going to be the youngest NBA player ever.,0,spont,train train_spont_25721,I thought your name was Joshua.,"Yes, open the piano. Use the keys to play the tune.",0,spont,train train_spont_25722,"It's going to be two and a half pages now. So that's an additional half a page, that's nothing to you. You've done it before, you can do it again.","Yeah, we know how the song for the pudding goes.",0,spont,train train_spont_25723,You leave the Holy Bard out of this.,"It's also day into night, you know what I mean? You could be running errands and looking chic and then you go to a fancy opening or whatever.",0,spont,train train_spont_25724,Where in the world did that pig get a croissant?,"Yes, she does and she's clearly typing on an iPad.",0,spont,train train_spont_25725,"Oh, my back feels like it's on fire. What's happening to me?",I just was trying to have a little fun. Ever been there?,0,spont,train train_spont_25726,What can we do differently tonight's show?,"Oh, that's what was burnt on the poem! Those were the missing words.",0,spont,train train_spont_25727,Is this conversation about towels some kind of Icelandic riddle?,"What, that Elle and Dakota are sisters, we're four, we're quadruplets, we're four twins.",0,spont,train train_spont_25728,"This is all very inspiring because, in a strange sort of way, I've been a caterpillar who crawled into a dumpster, into the dark, to gestate and pupate and eventually emerge as this beautiful, beautiful butterfly of love with you, Bobby!","I suppose if I were to determine the way in which you were killed, that might satisfy me, and your daughter may yet live.",0,spont,train train_spont_25729,"Yeah, I'm looking for something to kind of present a gravitas. Something so when people listen to me they believe what I say before I say it.","Oh i see, that was unwise wasn't it?",0,spont,train train_spont_25730,"Thank you for welcoming me to your home. It's been so lovely moving here, making a friend, having a horse.",It all makes sense. Your a corn ghost.,0,spont,train train_spont_25731,"Don't be embarrassed. You lived. You drunk drove like crazy, and you survived, and here you are.","There were a lot of rumors going around, but I actually am fine. I did suffer a coyote attack, but I'm fine. I was actually taking some insane fitness courses and I was able to fight them off. Actually, in the middle of fighting them off, I became a little bit of friends with them.",0,spont,train train_spont_25732,She has typhoid fever from eating peach melba from someone that made it and was famous for it.,"Well, I did but under terms of duress. I need to talk to you about that copper coin you keep that I gave you from long ago.",0,spont,train train_spont_25733,"Sandra, are you in fact from New York City in addition to being a talking chicken??","Yeah, and now I feel like the chicken is telling us something different.",0,spont,train train_spont_25734,"Mary, you've been touching up my make up for hours now with just regular old makeup. I just look like a guy.","Well, that's too bad for you.",0,spont,train train_spont_25735,What do you say? Are we going to sign this kid?,How many times did I tell you to knock on our bedroom door before you walk in here?,0,spont,train train_spont_25736,"First, take my hand. Let's pray.",You're right. It's right down to the original 1800 cement.,0,spont,train train_spont_25737,"He just sits there and talks about yo-yo's all day, doctor.",And I feel it triggering my need to fill it with things from T.J. Maxx.,0,spont,train train_spont_25738,The mosquitoes here in Miami are driving me crazy.,You got it. You've been above average-alright.,0,spont,train train_spont_25739,Roland Orzaball rolls off the tongue like a ball of souls. ,"Yes, Chip, I'd like to nominate my wife. She will be an amazing addition to the board and she definitely didn't marry me just to get on the board.",0,spont,train train_spont_25740,Is this one of your neighbors? Do you know this person?,"It's OK, I'm not mad.",0,spont,train train_spont_25741,"My name is Chuck. I feel like you all just pick and choose whose name you want to know. I'm a person too. Just because I work a camera, I don't think I'm any less important on this staff.",Sure thing. Do you accept personal checks?,0,spont,train train_spont_25742,"Laront, look it says Linda Blackman. That hasn't been on our wall before.",I was trying to cross my arms under my shirt to hide them. They should have been invisible.,0,spont,train train_spont_25743,"That's not even on any more, The Belchy Files.","I know, because she's used to getting all the attention.",0,spont,train train_spont_25744,Mary was in some rapids and they shook her up pretty good.,"Yeah, I'm Doris. There's my dog. I've missed him so much.",0,spont,train train_spont_25745,Did you ask me where I dry my clothes?,"Oh, you're talking my wife up there? You want to sign my wife?",0,spont,train train_spont_25746,I've been made fun of before. It's not nice.,Do you mind if I just move all these Big Mac boxes?,0,spont,train train_spont_25747,"I brought my Dyson from home. It's a $67,000 vacuum that you have to plug in and still use your hands and body with.",It was an ear horn to your soul.,0,spont,train train_spont_25748,"If you can take my wife off my hands, you can keep your job, David.",Just like him. Can you believe it? It's unbearable.,0,spont,train train_spont_25749,"Because I'm a level 18 Paladyn, but I have -20 charisma, I will allow you to do it, but I will make sure I tell everybody that I could have done it myself.",Like even by accident if it was raining or something?,0,spont,train train_spont_25750,"Then, you can summon a shark that can chew a hole in the side of the whale.",OK. I've never shared this with anyone before.,0,spont,train train_spont_25751,"If the train is running late, maybe somebody got stuck in the door at the last stop.","Yes, Cracker Pants finally will live on stage the way he always should have, at a Primus concert.",0,spont,train train_spont_25752,"He's not trying to start trouble, we're just looking for North Street.","Please, help my husband. We just got married, I don't want to be a widow so soon.",0,spont,train train_spont_25753,Do you know why we pulled you over?,"Fancy champagne? I will have to say oui, merci.",0,spont,train train_spont_25754,None of those places on the body are desirable to be shot.,"Yeah, go put up a bunch of chairs to kind of confuse them.",0,spont,train train_spont_25755,"Yo, Salvatore, you was the shit on Jeopardy. You really was.",You gave me like three pages of copy. There's not way I can get all of that out.,0,spont,train train_spont_25756,"Councilman Jeffers and Jaspers, the motion before you is we have a new employee, Larissa and my son, Pastor St. Augustine is very taken with her.",I see that you're doing it and I wish that you wouldn't do it because it's not good to do. You're doing it right in front of me.,0,spont,train train_spont_25757,"Danielle, what you doing talking to another man? I told you to get your movie and then we're leaving.","Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building.",0,spont,train train_spont_25758,"So, you're going to pull from your life. I want to know what's happening. What do you think?",You can't go past this point without a membership. We can give you a guest membership for you to have a day pass.,0,spont,train train_spont_25759,"So, as my final task as maid of honor, I want to clarify my understanding. There is no groom for this wedding. You have not found him yet?","It's not that good, Mr. McCormick, to be honest. I would get some ice cream first.",0,spont,train train_spont_25760,Do you think we made a mistake bringing the girls to Bubba Gump Shrimp?,"Well, that's up to you, Barbara.",0,spont,train train_spont_25761,"Oh, we're married and we're strangers?","You were gonna let a snake lick it before. Not just a snake, but a snake that's part devil.",0,spont,train train_spont_25762,"Well, you know, he's 23.",He sounds wonderful.,0,spont,train train_spont_25763,We told him!,And now we must do the intergalactic incantation to send our new acting friend to his new destiny in the language of the ancients.,0,spont,train train_spont_25764,"Sasha, how are you enjoying the home and the horse we have provided you?",The corn field holds that secret.,0,spont,train train_spont_25765,"Uh, I tell you what, I wouldn't mind having some free wine right now because I hate my life, I hate being the treasurer of Freeport, and I hate Freeport, Illinois.","Yeah, but you're dead. You might as well give up your secrets.",0,spont,train train_spont_25766,Your father is getting into crane kick formation.,"Apparently, I have nothing to do because my wife is dead, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_25767,"When I looked in the mirror, I thought I was looking pretty sharp, but now I realize it makes me look like a smurf.","That's the riddle. When you're able to answer that riddle, the bathroom door will unlock, and you'll be free.",0,spont,train train_spont_25768,"This ghost is really kinda hurting my mojo, you know?",What a nice guy.,0,spont,train train_spont_25769,"Oh, no! My life's in danger! Help me!",You can feel it when it hits your tooth.,0,spont,train train_spont_25770,"Alright, Missfizzial. Set course for right over there.","Can you, Missfizzial, take the three of us upon your back, through a storm cloud, back to the Garden of Eden?",0,spont,train train_spont_25771,You're doing it to convert us into scientists? ,I think I should point out that I'm not in any way a scientist. However I have no problem with taking your money.,0,spont,train train_spont_25772,"Evelyn, do you have your eye on any gentleman here at Sport Club?",I feel like a great big scorpion that's clubbing the air.,0,spont,train train_spont_25773,"Just like, the thimbles that are supposed to protect your fingers from the needle.",He's a social media manager. He has questions for me on opening a Twitter account?,0,spont,train train_spont_25774,We're gonna be here awhile. I'm just saying I'm ready to put out for the cause.,They call me Claptrap.,0,spont,train train_spont_25775,They do seem like enthusiastic kids.,"Absolutely, this is the most refreshing city in the world.",0,spont,train train_spont_25776,"Hey, let the lady try a prayer.","Linda, I've longed for this day. Please enter my lighthouse.",0,spont,train train_spont_25777,"Bruce, you have not the facility of speech. Yet, still your voice speaks to me.","Oh, yay! Let them on. This will be fun.",0,spont,train train_spont_25778,"Marge, while this human tragedy is taking place, I think we can probably get away from Golgatha and actually not go back to help.",I tried to clear my mind and all I can think of is work. It's been too long. Maybe I should just leave and go back to the tenth circle of hell no one talks about.,0,spont,train train_spont_25779,"I don't suppose that piano is still in the backroom, is it?","Of course they will, sweetheart. Look at this mirror. It looks like a simple mirror, but when I look into it, you can see the devil's face.",0,spont,train train_spont_25780,"That is what the voodoo princess said. She said ""he who signs for it has to take it, and he who doesn't lives another year.""","Wait, so this is something that already happened. Are you sure it's not something that's happening at the same time as this?",0,spont,train train_spont_25781,"I do have to move on to the next town, I can't stay here forever in Chicago. Not a big jazz town. ","Yeah, just, I want it to smell like bourbon. Give me like a notion of bourbon.",0,spont,train train_spont_25782,Did you steal the animals from a farm or from a small child?,"I feel like I heard you whispering up until the point, where you actually said a name.",0,spont,train train_spont_25783,"Curtis, I know it's a sin and it's a scandal, but I would like to file for divorce. Maybe we should go to Reno.",I've got fifty cents too. It's my last fifty cents. I'll probably be dead soon.,0,spont,train train_spont_25784,"I know what love is and it's behind me, in these three.",Is there more you wanted to say with that?,0,spont,train train_spont_25785,Is there anyone else that we're expecting tonight? Your invitation was kind of kind of vague.,"I was saying like, oh no, we've taken a wrong turn. We're headed directly to the sun.",0,spont,train train_spont_25786,"Night at the Museum is my grandson, Leonard's favorite movie.","Maybelline, open a window. We'll shoo her out with a broom.",0,spont,train train_spont_25787,"I mean, I'm not trying to make you laugh. I'm scared.",I'm always being sued for copyright infringements.,0,spont,train train_spont_25788,"Hey, isn't it time for our five minute break from work?","Yeah, nobody can ever get fired for being helpful.",0,spont,train train_spont_25789,I'm going to have to give you a ticket.,"Is that what people tell you, they told me something completely different, something about halitosis...",0,spont,train train_spont_25790,You won't take change for anything you pay for.,It is a yellow rose. It's my wife's favorite flower.,0,spont,train train_spont_25791,"Gayle, I need the key to the Michael Jackson box.","That would be fantastic. That way in darkness, I'll be able to see them clearly.",0,spont,train train_spont_25792,"Golgatha, I'm not surprised to hear that you're a Marley Gibbs fan.","Oh, I thought you were going to say we could have a quickie.",0,spont,train train_spont_25793,I sat behind you for four years of science straight.,They kicked me off the bus.,0,spont,train train_spont_25794,"You called that an accidental death, LeBron?",It's been one heck of a game. I'm sweating my little forehead off.,0,spont,train train_spont_25795,"You say stalactite, I say stalagmite.","It's really easy to remember. Descend starts the same as down. Ascend starts the same as up. OK, maybe not.",0,spont,train train_spont_25796,"Welcome to the Limbo Baby Beauty Contest! We have some real beauties for you floating by in just a minute. It's gonna be, Baby X. He was born and died pretty quickly afterwards. He didn't have a chance to get baptized, but that's his problem.",I bet his desk is literally covered with tiny stuffed animals.,0,spont,train train_spont_25797,"Marsha, this is the last time we're going to bust through onto the roof and rescue you.","I watch the conversations and that way, when I come back and tell you about the work, it's true. I've lied to you the least amount that I possibly could, Pat.",0,spont,train train_spont_25798,"Dr., your remember me, right?",It's a toy. It's one of those little key chains and the keys fell off.,0,spont,train train_spont_25799,Here we are. Beer? It's a little powdery.,My name is Militia.,0,spont,train train_spont_25800,"Hi, Mr. Wiki. My name's Ben Jafarge.",You're right. Just one last roll of the dice.,0,spont,train train_spont_25801,I love this library and I hope it never goes anywhere.,Tan chocolate and caramel. You were going to go to the Trader Joe's to get those for me?,0,spont,train train_spont_25802,This dog is really irritable.,"Oh, yeah. Food person. Yeah, she's nice.",0,spont,train train_spont_25803,"It's Trumpet Davis, playing his jazz music.","I'm just so nervous to go. He didn't love me then, what if he doesn't love me now?",0,spont,train train_spont_25804,Sorry it was the long hair that threw us off and made us think he was a woman.,Those are all bad places to be shot.,0,spont,train train_spont_25805,"People think it's weird that he has that bull ring above on the top of his nose, but the snake pierced his nose, so you might as well take advantage of it.",I put the label ghost cookies on the bowl because I wanted people to read it.,0,spont,train train_spont_25806,Your book? You mean you're a writer and a ghost?,Black people can see ghosts.,0,spont,train train_spont_25807,"You make me laugh, young man. You remind me of a young me.",Hold on. You were going to throw these boiled bagels in the trash? I don't want your trash bagels.,0,spont,train train_spont_25808,"Vince, I'm Caitlyn. It's my birthday. You look like a real cooz hound.",I have got to get to the States. They have freedoms we have not even dreamed of here.,0,spont,train train_spont_25809,The trash industry has suffered because of the cancellation of the Olympics. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village.,Of course I do. I never leave anywhere without them.,0,spont,train train_spont_25810,"They're sleeping head to head, neck to wait neck then to their bodies right?",Well yes I agree with you actually one of them threw his slipper at me and called me a lollipop bandit.,0,spont,train train_spont_25811,"Well, I'll admit that making love is trouble, but we somehow did it twice.",I'm sure you do. She sounded like a lot of fun.,0,spont,train train_spont_25812,The light is going out. My insides are seeping out.,"Alright, I love you. We've been married for quite some time and you're the most important person in the world to me.",0,spont,train train_spont_25813,"My name is Mindy. It's just Mindy. I did have a last name, but I don't deserve it.",Whatever you need to do in order to feel successful as a human being. I'm just going to hug you until you feel loved and accepted.,0,spont,train train_spont_25814,"Laura, how can you sleep in that dining booth? There are people sitting there right now!","Yeah, it was like a human heart attack; they were jamming up the bloodwork of the weigh-in. It turned into a free-for-all.",0,spont,train train_spont_25815,"The Yoda ears look good. The collapsible opera hat, the Superman cape from 1978 all look great.",I love the news. I love it. It's better than shows that are fake with their fake actors.,0,spont,train train_spont_25816,Something that's very important is that one of the kids in the show has to die.,"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Mr. Braggy Pants over here. Like you're so much better than me.",0,spont,train train_spont_25817,"It means streets, but it's just their name.","Is it more votes, Mr. Mayor?",0,spont,train train_spont_25818,"Yes, you've already started your intense currency for this futile system.",We have one phone and we don't know if it goes out or not people just call in to it.,0,spont,train train_spont_25819,"Oh no, I have the movie tucked away in my skirts.","There is actually - when you were applying to be a police officer - a box that asks if you're OK with confrontation, because that is actually a big part of your job.",0,spont,train train_spont_25820,So you ended the conversation on good terms in the end?,I wish you wouldn't call me that.,0,spont,train train_spont_25821,"This oxygen tank, it's really light.",You come to me when you've been in the fox holes of war. I'm entitled to be a veteran and have my say.,0,spont,train train_spont_25822,"Listen, to establish some kind of new community or society, I think we should use wrestling to established dominance. ","Hey, did you guys see a tail out there? Yeah, that was me.",0,spont,train train_spont_25823,"We do have bread at home though. So, I don't think it would be one of them.","You'll think I'm pretentious, but I'm going to say it was 30 cubic feet of water displaced per second by her.",0,spont,train train_spont_25824,"It's my birthday today, Tyler. I bet you like birthdays.","Well, you should know - as a designer of donuts - what a good Alsatian tart is like. Tell me, what are you putting in the doughnuts again?",0,spont,train train_spont_25825,You want us to take our shoes off on the red carpet?,I was thrown by the makeup covering his scar.,0,spont,train train_spont_25826,You got me to stop smoking that pipe.,What can I say? It's from my time on the beat.,0,spont,train train_spont_25827,It sounded - it's either really dangerous or really sexy.,"Oh, that's new. Those are like, just Christmas lights.",0,spont,train train_spont_25828,"Renee, I've been on quite an adventure in your purse.","Yes, but you look so much smaller. I almost didn't see you standing there.",0,spont,train train_spont_25829,"Lady, you're literally wearing a fucking crown. You have a crown and a sash. Can I hold your septor?",I sure did. I'm holding her esophagus right now.,0,spont,train train_spont_25830,"It doesn't matter what side of the tracks you're from. The left, the right, above them, you could be below them.",Is the just the legal disclaimers?,0,spont,train train_spont_25831,"We're out of water, which is our life blood her at LaCroix.",We could find another lake or use toilet water.,0,spont,train train_spont_25832,"Yes, um, and we're honored to have you here. We just wanted you to know that we have lots of roast beef, and uh, your server will take really good care of you. They've re-upped Dracula and I think you're going to really enjoy it.",That's right. The old lady; you're playing Dracula's housekeeper.,0,spont,train train_spont_25833,"Well, you've been wearing a lot of rompers lately.",It's working! I changed the iPhone Wikipedia entry last week. They renamed the phone.,0,spont,train train_spont_25834,You're Duke. I definitely remember you. I wrote about you in my journal for three whole nights.,"Dennis, is it? Have you thought about going somewhere else to eat some food and leaving us alone?",0,spont,train train_spont_25835,"Paula if you're going to the photo shop, you probably need to clean your purse out.","I'm definitely on board with this idea. As good as I thought the soup idea was, I really think this is going to be up there. I definitely think this is a winner.",0,spont,train train_spont_25836,"If high end sushi shows up somewhere, George Clooney is sniffing around.","No one is doubting that. Obviously, celebrities are better and we all look up to them.",0,spont,train train_spont_25837,But look how melty the clocks are in this painting. This really is tremendous.,"Yeah, egg salad sandwiches are like dogs. They can't be in hot cars for very long.",0,spont,train train_spont_25838,Sure. Will I really get to see you when we hang out tomorrow?,We managed to book Kuchara literally into an addict attic. ,0,spont,train train_spont_25839,Are you married? Is there a wife involved with this son of yours?,"Well, Josiah, that's a tale for another time.",0,spont,train train_spont_25840,"Unfortunately, as a representative of Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey, I've got to let you go.","I'm a sweaty-toothed madman. Take me, James Patterson.",0,spont,train train_spont_25841,Lorielle and Maybelline probably would have never noticed that you were sitting in their ice cream shop.,"Yeah, you can go out into the sun and live at the age of 90.",0,spont,train train_spont_25842,"A lot of times I like the context of a joke in terms of what period, so then I know the vernacular of what the joke is told in. ",I feel like you seem like an unreliable narrator.,0,spont,train train_spont_25843,"Okay, there's a guy in shades, and a lady with a droopy elbow.",I'm smashing your knee right now and there's no response.,0,spont,train train_spont_25844,"OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world.","Curtis, a lot happened to me too. We're getting a new blender, a new box spring, and I think that I'm in love for the first time.",0,spont,train train_spont_25845,Those are the cutest little mice I've ever seen. I bet they're married.,"It's Irish, Swedish, and Russian.",0,spont,train train_spont_25846,I spent seven years in our front yard with that glove in my hand waiting. Waiting!,"Pam's my friend, and Pam is going to be part of this family now.",0,spont,train train_spont_25847,You are so defensive about everything that we talk about. Your face turns red and you immediately say that you aren't the killer.,"Wait a minute, are you ElderSpanx69 on ebay? We've bought so many things from you.",0,spont,train train_spont_25848,"Now, now. We're all full of rage, of course, because of our stupid parents, and because life sucks, but let's not take it out on the pigeon.",It flew in here and it was flapping about and I was worried it would ruin your hanging draperies.,0,spont,train train_spont_25849,"So, you got it in you're mind's eye? OK, now, fill up all the holes in the sponge with other parts of sponge. But not the parts of sponge that have holes.?",I always know you're talking to me 'cause it's aimed in my general direction and your breath hits my face.,0,spont,train train_spont_25850,"This is their 50th anniversary, but it's their 50th first anniversary. They've gotten divorced and remarried every year for the last 50 years. ","Now he's 6'7"".",0,spont,train train_spont_25851,It's Papa. Pa-pa. Is that so hard?,"I don't know, but it will definitely make a sound. But you can pick the sound.",0,spont,train train_spont_25852,I found an abandoned wares station. I think it's the perfect place to set up our wares.,No one was expecting you.,0,spont,train train_spont_25853,He doesn't even know I'm the doughnut heiress of the entire city.,"Tyler is a top-notch agent and he's never failed us in the field. Everyone thinks he's a kid, it's weird.",0,spont,train train_spont_25854,"Oh, yeah. Last year I lost two toes to frostbite.","Yes, what's the problem here. Why are you in my office?",0,spont,train train_spont_25855,"Hey, now hold on a second. I trusted you to make this announcement.","I got mine on my elbow, the most painful place.",0,spont,train train_spont_25856,Maybe we can dazzle them with a heartwarming school play.,"It's our future, Fantastic Sam. It's a kid doing a stand up set.",0,spont,train train_spont_25857,"You shouldn't have been criticized for that. Your thoughts are just as valuable as anyone else's thoughts, if not more so.","Oh, cornbread. That's my favorite.",0,spont,train train_spont_25858,"You know, I got a little card actually someone slipped to me. They couldn't find the comment box so they just gave it to me.",She only turns her back on people when she hangs out with them personally.,0,spont,train train_spont_25859,"So, he can get it buttoned, but you can see the skin between the buttons.","Both of those would be great. If you could hold me in your hand and then eventually, I would like to be somewhere other than your purse.",0,spont,train train_spont_25860,I want this to have more buttons and switches than we possibly could need.,"Peggy, I think that the greatest drug trip is going to be our marriage.",0,spont,train train_spont_25861,"We get we get them all, sir.",I did a Rosetta Stone.,0,spont,train train_spont_25862,Maybe she should be my first human kill.,"No, that's totally cool. Do you mind if I set my coffee cup on the top of your perfectly flat hairdo that you're worried about messing up?",0,spont,train train_spont_25863,There's a magic screen in this box that has words on it.,"Yes, it actually did. Fred, it's like your songs have a magical power.",0,spont,train train_spont_25864,We're dealing with teenagers at a delicate age.,"Yeah. I'm just administration, so i don't really give a fuck.",0,spont,train train_spont_25865,"Well, I mean, why don't we just go over the mountain, right? I mean why did we buy this thing?","Guys, I only have 15 minutes left to live.",0,spont,train train_spont_25866,Do you ever get tired of having to walk like that prancing around on your tippy toe hoofs.,This is actually easier than I thought it would be. N-O-T R-I-G-H-T N-O-W M-A-Y-B-E she'll change her mind.,0,spont,train train_spont_25867,"How is anything going to go to charity when all 7,000 copies of Aid Man are now stolen.",Did she grow up eating scrapple? I grew up eating almost exclusively scrapple.,0,spont,train train_spont_25868,"Can I say, it's a forgettable name? I know that I'm having problems with memory, but I wanted to say your name is Jim Jimson, as well.","Yeah, I have a couple cake pops in my pocket.",0,spont,train train_spont_25869,"Mr. and Mrs. Richington, is there any way you won't do this? This baseball stadium and organ mean a lot to people. It's part of the fabric of the game.","I'll write a train song. ""Look at the train. It's crazy....play ball!""",0,spont,train train_spont_25870,I'm glad you're moving on with your life and I'm glad that I have the key to where you live.,"Oh, sure. Do you feel like going into a k-hole?",0,spont,train train_spont_25871,My daughter calls me God's question mark.,"It's so funny because he can't do anything about it because I'm a kid. Look, I can touch his chest and his stomach and his head and I can just poke him in the nose over and over.",0,spont,train train_spont_25872,"Good sir, kind lady. Do y'all have any questions for this wondrous oracle that I have built to take me into space?","Oh yes, well daddy led the industry in contraptions until his accident.",0,spont,train train_spont_25873,"I'm sorry, Mr. Gumbers, I've had some problems at home.",I just like guessing who is a virgin and who isn't.,0,spont,train train_spont_25874,What's this paper? Change of address?,"Last Blockbuster? Daddy-master, why didn't you tell us this before?",0,spont,train train_spont_25875,Peter Pan is a gang leader and a thug. Screw him.,"Timothy, will you mop all this up for me?",0,spont,train train_spont_25876,"I don't know if you have twins where you're from, but we share DNA.","But you can tell who's who because they're missing the opposite arm. So you gotta just know that, each one missing the opposite arm.",0,spont,train train_spont_25877,I thought you were a Thompson?,There's also some copyright violations.,0,spont,train train_spont_25878,"Larry, I gotta let you go. Clyde, I gotta let you go too.",Maybe you just haven't found the right subject. Have you ever tried romance?,0,spont,train train_spont_25879,I feel like there used to be a bagel shop here at 2nd and 12th. Where's the bagel shop gone?,"Yeah, it turns to murder. They kill a pig and there's a shell and one of the kids is a little overweight.",0,spont,train train_spont_25880,"Look, I found someone else who wants to take a class.",It was a bad omelet.,0,spont,train train_spont_25881,"I tried to lean in and kiss you and you thought I was sneezing, my goodness.",I just told it to come in here. I believe in stern parenting.,0,spont,train train_spont_25882,"As a giraffe on stilts I'm just afraid I'd be like, shot down, for the freak that I am when we go into the regular world.",The only way to tell would probably be by the egg salad sandwich Edgar left in his car. That's the only way anyone can tell time.,0,spont,train train_spont_25883,"I could get some of the money? Hey, what do you have in mind, Charlie?",Me too. I certainly did not walk out after the first five minutes of that movie.,0,spont,train train_spont_25884,"Yes, I would like you to go find Chuck, Demetrius. How about we go together. It will be like old times. Remember?",That would be perfect. I have to practice being rude.,0,spont,train train_spont_25885,Your owners seem awful.,"Yeah, how we gonna get back home if we don't find the rat?",0,spont,train train_spont_25886,It was so weird when the captain called me Dame Edna.,"Well, listen, you know. We're going to be together forever, presumably. I think that we might as well get this stuff out of the way. Do you want me to throw up too?",0,spont,train train_spont_25887,"So, the problem with Pastor St. Augustine's outburst is that it's time consuming?",Thank God. In our religion we don't really care much about women's feelings.,0,spont,train train_spont_25888,Her name is Judith. That's what I heard anyway.,You're right. I love everything about you.,0,spont,train train_spont_25889,"You're going to need my juice. Trust me, this stuff not show up anywhere.","That's the great thing part, you get to choose.",0,spont,train train_spont_25890,How do you make money if you just stay under blankets?,"Well, thanks for picking me up. I've never hitchhiked before.",0,spont,train train_spont_25891,You shouldn't roll up watercolor paper.,"But, we're not pointing fingers, right? So, we don't know who it is.",0,spont,train train_spont_25892,I'm gonna tell you boys something. I've been in the chicken business nigh on 75 years.?,"Is that a metaphor or is that true? Mama, your sleep apnea kicked in again.",0,spont,train train_spont_25893,"Your Honor, the earth and the sky are having sex as we speak. I'm the lawyer for the other guy. I'm sorry I'm late.","Oh, don't listen to that guy, he smokes like two packs a day.",0,spont,train train_spont_25894,You're a legend. You're the youngest person ever.?,"Yeah, they didn't exist back then, I don't think.",0,spont,train train_spont_25895,You want to head back to the ocean?,"Oh no, I'm deathly allergic to Theraflu.",0,spont,train train_spont_25896,"What are you doing down here in the storm drains, kid?",Gotta be a lot lighter though. Right friend?,0,spont,train train_spont_25897,I wish I wouldn't have given my glasses to Tonya.,I'm not that white. We're not Patriots white.,0,spont,train train_spont_25898,"In fact my key chain has a stone on it that's how much of a Pennsylvanian I am, it says so.","That's true, I know you would like a photograph with me.",0,spont,train train_spont_25899,"They were first, so they gotta go first. I'm trying to teach my daughter about order. I don't want nobody to pity us, OK?","You make a really good point, and that reminds me. I should buy some salt and pepper shakers for my store.",0,spont,train train_spont_25900,I also wanted to point out that I know the names of all the instruments.,You should come over here. I have a table that folds out to human being length.,0,spont,train train_spont_25901,I forgot which one of your eyes is glass and which one is regular.,He does sleep walk and she was married and I'm the child of that marriage.,0,spont,train train_spont_25902,"Son, I want to tell you something. I'm glad you're embarking on your own life and you're going to move to Palm Springs. And good for you, because you deserve to have a good time and that's a fun place.","I did. Not in that order, but yes, I prayed for them.",0,spont,train train_spont_25903,"My boys, my boys. Come on it.","I felt like, well now we're not twins. So I elected to have my arm removed by the logging machine. It was a sacrifice.",0,spont,train train_spont_25904,We've got to get out of this church room here pretty quickly.,There is something pleasant about it.,0,spont,train train_spont_25905,"Relax, my darlings. None of you will go prison. You'll be eyes and ears around the woods, running around and hitting people with bones, and bringing back their treasures to our lair.",You'd like to get x-rays? Do you feel like there's something wrong with you?,0,spont,train train_spont_25906,Our relationship has meant something to me even if it hasn't meant something to you.,I can't. I also can't see the contraption in his hand. I think working in a goldsmith factory is taking my sight.,0,spont,train train_spont_25907,"You just spin the fidget spinner and, I guess, stop fidgeting.",I'm trapped in my 17 year old body because I died that night.,0,spont,train train_spont_25908,"Curtis, maybe you should stay put. I'm really worried about you wandering about and not keeping track of time.","Forgot about it, I'll put the bubbles in the soda. I'll make sure ever kernel of that corn is popped. You've got one job today, Tom. To go to The Boy's Store.",0,spont,train train_spont_25909,Occupied. Someone's in here.,"No, that was a big thing that bothered my daughter.",0,spont,train train_spont_25910,His name is Amos. And I call him Famous Amos and he calls me Sweet William. My sweet cookie brother.,"You really did it, man. We didn't even think you were going to be able to make this.",0,spont,train train_spont_25911,You told me before you were positive you saw the neighbors fighting.,"At this point, Ms. Charlile, I'm going to remind you that anything you say can and will be used against you, especially stuff like ""Kill him! We'll bury him next to my husband.""",0,spont,train train_spont_25912,"I knew you could speak, honesty tree. I knew all along.","Can I be honest with you? People weren't overly-fond of Alyssa. People felt that Melissa wasn't as religious as she could have been, you know, compared to everybody else. She just seemed regular.",0,spont,train train_spont_25913,"Murnice, I'm ruining your grief with my sexcapades. You must have known Wrinkle Pants, as well.","It was a home birth. We lived in a sales area. We sold things from our home. So, when the mid-wives went to get a birth certificate, they actually got a gift certificate.",0,spont,train train_spont_25914,He comes from a very long line of spike-y hair.,What about me? I have not tried to steal your jewels.,0,spont,train train_spont_25915,Welcome to our racially integrated Chinese restaurant. Would you like a hamburger chop suey?,"Yes sir, Mr. Mayor. Pants back on.",0,spont,train train_spont_25916,"Hi, everyone, I'm here to do show and tell.",I bought it with my own two wallets. I'm two-wallet Sally.,0,spont,train train_spont_25917,What's black and white a red all over? It could be a newspaper with blood on it.,"Is this because I don't have anything interesting about my haircut or the way I dress? Sorry I don't dress like you, dad. I'm sorry I'm not unique or sartorial.",0,spont,train train_spont_25918,"Melissa, I'm not asking you to be a professional. I'm just asking if this looks OK.","Oh, I'm Sly and I got huge veins.",0,spont,train train_spont_25919,I just want to organize a talent show or something. Let's jazz this place up.,"Yeah, but I cracked the window so it wouldn't overheat.",0,spont,train train_spont_25920,Shoot me instead! I just assumed that's where this is going.,This is like Patrick Swayze manipulating clay.,0,spont,train train_spont_25921,"Ana, I don't know how you found my home.","Oh no. You can do it, Rubber Band! Just 30 more seconds.",0,spont,train train_spont_25922,What? Let her take it? She looks like she has feet for hands!,He's my partner. We're getting married.,0,spont,train train_spont_25923,"Mom, can you still hear me? I'm going to take my shoes off.","Um, sure, I mean I can talk to the dead. So that seems like I have something to offer. I also have a soothing voice.",0,spont,train train_spont_25924,"Hell, I bit my own thumb off. I was just chewing at my nails. I'm nervous that I'm not going to fit this ship into dock. This is my first mission. I know I don't sound like it, but it is.","We're getting unmarried. So, don't worry. No one's getting a divorce.",0,spont,train train_spont_25925,"Excuse me a second, I just want to talk to my co-manager.","Since it's a funeral I have to go to, probably plain.",0,spont,train train_spont_25926,Ted is so jealous of me because of my two arms. I'm a two armed lighthouse keeper.,"OK. Prayer is vitamin. So, just take a second and pray.",0,spont,train train_spont_25927,"I am willing to meet you halfway with this, Mr Attorney General. My assistant stays in the courtroom, and I'll stay focused on the trial.","Wow, with all the sexy police detectives.",0,spont,train train_spont_25928,You may not recognize me. I was in a 70's movie. It was a little movie called Foxy Brown.,"Sure. I don't give a shit. I'm going to die in a couple years anyway. Alright, let's get out of here.",0,spont,train train_spont_25929,"What do you mean, I can't leave the parking garage? You have my car.","Yeah, it looks like someone without a grasp of English drew it. ",0,spont,train train_spont_25930,"I'm sorry, Crocodear, but there's going to be storms ahead and, uh, it's going to be quite dangerous.?","Ah, this is really fancy! Running water and everything!",0,spont,train train_spont_25931,I'm starving. I need a moon pie.,"Well, I can assure you I haven't murdered anyone since the war and I've no doubt forgotten how to do it.",0,spont,train train_spont_25932,No one is playing board games anymore.,"Well I saw you by the side of the road. You just looked so sad. You had dirt smudges on your faces, you had one shoe.",0,spont,train train_spont_25933,"He can't read. So what, are you just taking dictation of the things he says?","Of course I do, Mr President.",0,spont,train train_spont_25934,Take a look at this Beatles album. I'll open it up for you to look inside at the pretty colors.,"Well, that's why they made that movie about me.",0,spont,train train_spont_25935,I'm trying to find an elf costume for my baby.,"It is, isn't it? It's like you're having a baby yourself.",0,spont,train train_spont_25936,Do you need a fourth person for your barbershop quartet?,I know that one. I love it. I never knew that was Yngwie. I used to sing it back at my bible store.,0,spont,train train_spont_25937,You can take my prescription and go and get jars and fill them up.,It sounded to me like manager crying out in pain and dog noises.,0,spont,train train_spont_25938,You're afraid of my buttons?,So that's what they call you guys? Olympic athletes from Russia. But you're not part of the Russian team?,0,spont,train train_spont_25939,Here are your wings. They're so heavy.,"That's unprecedented. Cash at Margarittaville? Madam, thank you. You should get her a frequent diner's card, Bob.",0,spont,train train_spont_25940,I can't go to Fifty Shades Darker with my friend?,"Oh, we're finally going to sell all of our knick knackeries.",0,spont,train train_spont_25941,"Oh, you two. You betrayed me. You kicked me out.",It's beautiful and so small.,0,spont,train train_spont_25942,"Oh, you know how to tie a knot!","He's all scaring us, Beatrix. We're terrified of him. He's changed.",0,spont,train train_spont_25943,"Nurse, she left a note. Can you read what that note says?",And I am willing to have sex with someone.,0,spont,train train_spont_25944,"This material is garbage, David.","That's right, thank you for summing that up again Billy Jr.",0,spont,train train_spont_25945,"So, I'm your son, Tranese?","I'm currently unemployed, but I'm working on an adult novel.",0,spont,train train_spont_25946,"It's OK, we're aliens - we can kinda do whatever.?","No, I was not prepared. I'm sorry that I called in in a fit of peak.",0,spont,train train_spont_25947,I don't think anyone is going to ride the ride if it's called the Matterhorn.,Yeah and then I fell into a hell mouth. I tripped. There was one out by the tree.,0,spont,train train_spont_25948,"I think that I was looking for something, and I was looking for the wrong thing. And now that I think my friend Darlene was looking for something and I thought that something was me but I realized it's not me. I think it might be you, Doris.",They said it's cancelled; I don't know why I'm still here.,0,spont,train train_spont_25949,"Hey, Dick. Here's a newsflash. We're cops, and we can do whatever we want.","I put them in their casings like they deserved. It was either me or them, and I wasn't going to go down like the losers that they are.",0,spont,train train_spont_25950,"Mom, you're so beautiful, but not in a weird way. Did you get younger? Geez, I was so busy at the bank, I didn't think to see how you were doing.","Ooohhh. Floor balls. Any time you can use the word balls, it's funny.",0,spont,train train_spont_25951,You ate my squirrel brains.,"Yeah, your eyes look super bright.",0,spont,train train_spont_25952,Life is just a constant motion. You can't hold onto anything.,"Oh, I guess I must be biting my nails and my knuckles in my sleep. It's amazing that I can't feel a thing.",0,spont,train train_spont_25953,"The echo man warned us that the house is evil and that we should be careful. But, he didn't really outline what we should be on the look out for.","OK. No one ever said you should wear the mask, while you're driving.",0,spont,train train_spont_25954,"The play must be performed to the satisfaction of every race in the galaxy, a nigh impossible task.","Our story is set in 20th century Rome. Visitors from another planet have come to meet Julius Caesar, not realizing they have made a terrible miscalculation in time.",0,spont,train train_spont_25955,I don't know where he is. He's a wandering man.,"Sure thing, Bernie. Mystery beer again, or do you want the beer you always want, but you just specifically would not like me to name it?",0,spont,train train_spont_25956,Everybody's got a good friend. Everybody says that their friend's got a herniated disc. When they are the one with the herniated disc.,Isn't that the proof? I just called you Charlie.,0,spont,train train_spont_25957,"Good news, Forest Whitaker. It's Aid Man. They want you.","It's because I'm so attractive, I need to hide my face with this mask.",0,spont,train train_spont_25958,"I'm going to Busch Gardens, Florida, suckers!","Is that this thing right here? No, that's a shoe.",0,spont,train train_spont_25959,"So mom, how long are you going to be in Brazil for?","Yeah, the art museum.",0,spont,train train_spont_25960,"I was just gonna ask Lilith. You feel like going on tour with me, maybe with a few other ladies who like to play music?","I don't know if that would be good for the time stream, if you stay here in bible times.",0,spont,train train_spont_25961,"Well, it wasn't a motorized wheelchair and you insisted that your daughter either push you or wait for you as you sort of like, shuffled with your feet. And also, you can walk.","People gossip, written down and sent to each other. Which is a terrible idea.",0,spont,train train_spont_25962,I'm here to aid you in your quest to write the timeline.,"Great, Lilith. You really screwed things up by coming back in time.",0,spont,train train_spont_25963,"Honey, isn't it true you've been attending The Secret Lady Loggers meetings?",And he's playing Claudius.,0,spont,train train_spont_25964,"You're not totally convinced of the things that I am claiming, which are true?","Well, you know. Her soul's been around for awhile. She can say whatever she wants.",0,spont,train train_spont_25965,"My father wanted me to join the Army and I said I would. When he died, I decided to join the Navy instead, as a half measure to honor him.",I'm not afraid of this whale. There's not a vessel that floats in this man's ocean that I haven't been able to tame to this day.,0,spont,train train_spont_25966,Did your owner accuse you on printed word or television or where?,"I'm Dorothy, I don't care.",0,spont,train train_spont_25967,"Maybelline, you did not yet return Amile? It's been so long.","Yeah, you know, I am really bad at confrontation. If someone asks me to do something, it's hard for me to say no.",0,spont,train train_spont_25968,Dennis and I have made a very dramatic decision.,You're still as charming and as funny as you ever were.,0,spont,train train_spont_25969,"I'm new to the family. So this song will be new to me, but I'll try to keep up.",I had to make a choice. There are only eight hen in a Huey. There were ten in the patty. I had to leave behind Richie and Raunchy.,0,spont,train train_spont_25970,"Wait a minute, I think something's up with the sleeping quarters.",We're going to need several of these for the spaceship.,0,spont,train train_spont_25971,I shouldn't even be driving a car at all.,He's just our middle brother. He's never gotten a job. We tried to prop him up with this cool story.,0,spont,train train_spont_25972,What a beautiful dream about marriage and kids. Any last pieces of advice?,"Yes, please. I would like something near the end of the solar system.",0,spont,train train_spont_25973,Is it every puppet and doll that's always been alive? Or is it just the dolls in this museum?,Think of all the museums in all the world. What if all those things and the people in every painting are trapped within it.,0,spont,train train_spont_25974,You can't just walk away from this tribune.,I guess I just figured you guys were bonding in there and that's what was taking so long. I didn't want to interrupt.,0,spont,train train_spont_25975,Jim? Tim? I immediately forgot your name and thought it was Jim.,"I mean, yeah, you can. But, it's never going to happen.",0,spont,train train_spont_25976,"So, Toadstool, that was how you made money.",You're very red and peely.,0,spont,train train_spont_25977,"Is there a way we can seal him up? I don't want to say preserve. Just in a way that if he didn't get on worked now, we could deal with him later in another place?","Oh, my god. You scared me.",0,spont,train train_spont_25978,"You guys, we did it. We escaped from hell.",I have a disease. Alcoholism is a disease and I have it and I love it.,0,spont,train train_spont_25979,"I want you to go from the horizon line down here to the front near the camera bouncing. We're going to slow it down, so it looks like you're bouncing through low gravity.","Yeah, there's a lot of salad on your shirt there, General.",0,spont,train train_spont_25980,"Oh my god, she doesn't seem well. Is this part of it? Is she showing us what phlegm is?","OK, mom. Oh mom, you're dying.",0,spont,train train_spont_25981,You're turning me on talking like that. Let's go make love in those bushes over there.,"Yeah, I can't wait to see this manchild beating up my ex-wife.",0,spont,train train_spont_25982,"Boy, I could watch the news all day.",Sure. Here's the thing. I've been having a real crisis of confidence for the past few years. I don't think today should really be the day to overcome that crisis.,0,spont,train train_spont_25983,"Yeah, my family owns the Dawn Treader. There was a writeup about it in Wooden Boat Magazine.",Take this riding mower with you too.,0,spont,train train_spont_25984,"Wait, this guy's from Brazil, but he thinks you're a Brazilian princess?",You'll be the lookout. Nobody will suspect a wheezing man.,0,spont,train train_spont_25985,"You guys, there's other people on another hill that I'm pretty sure are the parallel of us in some sort of weird way. There's trouble on that hill too.","So am I. It made me realize a couple of things about myself that i never realized before. Number one. I'm thankful for the things that I have. Number two, I'm thankful for the things that I don't have. Like a regular-hinged john. Thankful I don't have that.",0,spont,train train_spont_25986,"There are other places for you to live. Why, we're looking right now at where the nuclear plant was. It seems as though there's acreage that you can have.",Just stay on your side of the track. That's right. One day we're gonna have a house with a wall. Just you wait and see.,0,spont,train train_spont_25987,Do you guys still have that high school romantic tension? Am I sensing that?,"So, you sat in his lap? How did that work?",0,spont,train train_spont_25988,A ted-a-ted is when people give simultaneous Ted Talks to each other.,Thank you and sorry to embarrass you in the future when you don't have any money.,0,spont,train train_spont_25989,I didn't even see anybody in the back of the truck.,This is half good news. You guys make each other miserable.,0,spont,train train_spont_25990,I'm so exhausted from this whole lifestyle. I've turned my back on everyone I care about. I'm very lonely.,I'm going to pour some blood in with this and make it a strawberry quick.,0,spont,train train_spont_25991,"Once again, I want to point out that you shop at a human meat market.","Yeah, by cheering real loud.",0,spont,train train_spont_25992,"You can see it just as well I can, my friend.",Whatever it is it's big enough to accommodate an airship that also does stunt shows.,0,spont,train train_spont_25993,"I know you might think crime is wrong, but crime is something one must do for on the other side of crime is justice.","We try to make it fun, Also we left the Halloween decorations up. I just don't have it in me to take it down.",0,spont,train train_spont_25994,I'm sorry I don't speak this language.,"Well, I think we're past that, Chuck. We seem to be dead. We're in the afterlife.",0,spont,train train_spont_25995,Thank you so much fro coming. I think we're going in a different in a different direction.,"Honestly, I only brought you on this trip because I didn't want to come alone. You weren't my first choice. I asked Angela, I asked Sheila, I asked Molly, I asked Megan. I asked Angela's little sister Angie. I asked Teresa.",0,spont,train train_spont_25996,Things seem to be going OK except for the getting up early.,"Yes, it happened two times.",0,spont,train train_spont_25997,"You think you might find an ancient civilization that nobody ever heard before, right here in Fallsburg?","Yes dear, but it's a little soon to be calling me mom. I've only been married to your dad for five years.",0,spont,train train_spont_25998,"Why it's me, Robert Vaughn.","Yeah, rook, that's what happens. You get a cup of coffee. And if you can't stand the heat you're sent right back down to the minors.",0,spont,train train_spont_25999,"Cleatus, you've worked here for as long as I can remember.","Thank you, Mr. Madison, for stating that fact.",0,spont,train train_spont_26000,And you're all welcome to Sbarro after the wedding ceremony.,That's what I did. I actually ended up buying three shirts.,0,spont,train train_spont_26001,"We can see you, sir. You're the real manager of the pet store.",I want a nice dog that doesn't follow me when I pee.,0,spont,train train_spont_26002,"Daughter, I've come to realize that it doesn't matter if I'm your actual father or if I'm the father of these air molecules around us. What's important is that we're a family.","Why, yes I did. I feel like I've almost relived this moment before.",0,spont,train train_spont_26003,Ma'ams? He would like you to come inside and discuss the matter with him.,Exactly. And I apologize for that.,0,spont,train train_spont_26004,Let me just move this pelt.,I don't curse. I'm a Christian.,0,spont,train train_spont_26005,The voice command of the x-ray machine seems to be working. It's scanning.,"All right guys, on the count of three.",0,spont,train train_spont_26006,Mr. Thompson! You stole my fringe!,"Oh, thank you. This is a nice doily. The stitch work looks like it's that doily from the murder of the old lady that collected calico cat sculptures.",0,spont,train train_spont_26007,"Well, Shanice, we have some complaints of our own. This hotel, that was built in 1725, is clearly haunted. This guy's a goblin, this guy's a ghost, we've been hearing voices, lights flicker on and off.",Oh that might be it? That's terrifying. We're still on it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26008,"Oh, well, Alice is my favorite animated older thing.","No, and we might get on television.",0,spont,train train_spont_26009,"I want everyone to know that you guys stink, I'm great. I'm Arthur. History will judge me the right way.","That is a mocha cream. And then the one to the right of it is a dulce de leche, and then just down there's a strawberry.",0,spont,train train_spont_26010,"What about me, Kylie? What are you going to buy me?","In some worlds, I'm the manager. The owner and I have a complicated relationship. Sometimes I'm the manager and sometimes I'm not.",0,spont,train train_spont_26011,I'm the white angel. I'm here to show you that you have something happening in the present.,That's a big part of it. I'm going to figure out everything that burns in the whole world.,0,spont,train train_spont_26012,There's a cockroach on the floor.,"You know, normally, customers don't ask me that question.",0,spont,train train_spont_26013,"Alright, Cran. Here's your pumpkin foot toughy. It's on the house.",The two dead bodies that are sitting on the golf course over there.,0,spont,train train_spont_26014,"I'm just going to go get my car's oil changed. I think that'll make me feel somewhat better. Hopefully, I won't have any sort of existential crisis within that limited window of time.",Thank you. I guess you stumbled into the right profession. Look at all of those mechanic awards in that trophy case.,0,spont,train train_spont_26015,"Well you know, one of these days, Colombo is going to solve my cold case. I've a time traveler, of course, I've seen that all comes to be. I'm almost like a psychic.",I know but I erased it and changed the laters and now it's Miss Fizzial.,0,spont,train train_spont_26016,"Hi, I'm Missy. I'm the owner.","OK, because I forgot what the first ones were.",0,spont,train train_spont_26017,Do you sell any sort of earplugs so we can protect ourselves from the sample siren?,"It's lovely. I gotta say, there's something serene about being on the water.",0,spont,train train_spont_26018,"Yeah, so that was tough for you, right? I had to lie about when things were all of the time.","Me too. Feels like I've been waiting for a lot of things for a while. Like, there's this package that seems to be taking longer to be delivered than I was told.",0,spont,train train_spont_26019,"Look, I'm sorry I was so weird during our senior year wearing that hooded coat all the time.","Well, I'm fine ever since you broke my daughter's heart and sent her down a trajectory of, well, you're looking at it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26020,I'm peeling the carrots. I'm making a stew.,"Well, you're the medical professional.",0,spont,train train_spont_26021,"We don't even know Cedric yet, but we'll get him.",Yeah. My boss says I'm in to weird music and thought I might like these. He doesn't know me at all.,0,spont,train train_spont_26022,"Give us all of them. Sweet, sour, kosher, dill.","Mr. Grocery, you are so tall. And is that new cologne?",0,spont,train train_spont_26023,But I'd seen it done in a much smaller sphere than I built. It should have worked even better.,I'm taking a break from the oxygen. I'm testing out if I really need it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26024,"I have a curse set on me by a Gypsie and she said my life would be meatier and I don't know what that means. I'm saying a lot of things that I'm afraid of. I don't know what's going to happen. I still love you, Betsy.","Not only will I not go to the prom with you, I don't want to see you at the prom at all. I don't want to see you there. I don't want to smell you there. I don't want to taste you there and I certainly don't want to see you dance there.",0,spont,train train_spont_26025,I'd give Carl a rating of 3 out of 10.,"You know what? I did. I did have a positive reaction to Denise's empathy, and I feel that if you guys think it's okay, who am I to say no? I'm not a no'er. I'm a yes'er.",0,spont,train train_spont_26026,"I don't like to brag about it, but, yeah. I worked for the Clinton's.","It will be murder by gum. Here on page 5, one of the characters is forced to eat so much gum that he dies.",0,spont,train train_spont_26027,You were living in that huge castle in the woods for a while and you had all those silverware friends. You were a crack rock then.,"Yeah, I was in the corps and I was a POW. And my specific job in the corps was to be the person who kind of goes and lances blisters and boils on the seats of, uh, soldiers.",0,spont,train train_spont_26028,Here are the bullets I borrowed from you. I'm paying you back.,Is that the WB frog talking?,0,spont,train train_spont_26029,"Well, you're very upfront about it. I like that you're a straight shooter.","Oh, Curtis. You know I just love Loretta Lynn.",0,spont,train train_spont_26030,We won these tickets to go to Orlando. It means so much to me.,OK. You're a woman after my own heart. You're really going to enjoy this scent.,0,spont,train train_spont_26031,"Hey, Art, what's going on? Fancy running into you at this bar.","I'm terribly sorry, you're wearing a scarf wrapped around your head.",0,spont,train train_spont_26032,You're Robert Smith of the Cure?,"It will probably happen. Although, she couldn't keep a husband for a day.",0,spont,train train_spont_26033,"From your monologue, I got that this wasn't so much a representation of your life, but what actually happens in life.","I like it. I sincerely feel as though pets have it coming. So, it may not be as much of a shock to the audience.",0,spont,train train_spont_26034,"Vivian, do you know this doctor?","It's been a while. I'm sorry, I couldn't remember the rest of the words to Eagle's Wings and I was so embarrassed.",0,spont,train train_spont_26035,This is monumental. No one has ever been able to see my ghost writer before.,"That's the thing, how you die is how you continue to hurt forever.",0,spont,train train_spont_26036,"So, what is this? Some kind of fight or what?","Of course, young lady. What size do you take?",0,spont,train train_spont_26037,What a great day for food.,"Oh, well that's none of my business. I'll just be on my way.",0,spont,train train_spont_26038,I can't figure it out. These chairs are very confusing. What are they and what do we do with them?,I didn't want to. My parents made me do it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26039,"Alright, pull up that plate so I can take a picture.","Oh, like one of those tragedy homes? You know, like those homes that people are living in these days that are made out of storage containers.",0,spont,train train_spont_26040,Would you like to pray before you go into the doctor's office?,I know a little bit about trials and tribulations from my study of scripture.,0,spont,train train_spont_26041,"Hey, what are you doing with that pillow?",I've never seen anything like this in my life. It's gotta be extremely valuable. Yeah. Who is it signed by?,0,spont,train train_spont_26042,He was a good dog. He always came when you called him.,"Oh, this is Hall E. The bottom rung of the E was cut off by that guys giant hat.",0,spont,train train_spont_26043,"Hey, can you guys keep it down, please? I'm trying to take a nap.","Yeah, but I want to be able to read street signs when I drive. It's kind of the point of my job.",0,spont,train train_spont_26044,Ma'am did you not see that the temperature is in the 100's today?,"Do you own an African Bird? If not, I can't help your ass.",0,spont,train train_spont_26045,"Now, children, it's really quite simple. There are lots of adults who despise children, to the point of throwing them into the ocean.","Yes, that's right. A lot of people have fun with that, but they have no idea what they look like unless someone takes a photo.",0,spont,train train_spont_26046,What would your mother think of this? Your foul mouth and disrespecting people.,"Yes, this guy's been hugging me for 11 minutes.",0,spont,train train_spont_26047,"You know, I want to get ahead in this business so I'll do whatever you say.","That's right, Art. I can't do anything about it unless I become the commissioner of baseball. And then I can run guys like this out of the league altogether.",0,spont,train train_spont_26048,That was really beautiful singing.,"A song? Fred, where do you get these funny ideas?",0,spont,train train_spont_26049,Your son seems to be full lobster. But you're half lobster?,"I'll do my best for you, David.",0,spont,train train_spont_26050,"So, did you meet Barkhad Abdi? Academy award winner Barkhad Abdi?",I've seen it and I love the idea. ,0,spont,train train_spont_26051,"I've seen an inception. I haven't seen an interstellar, so I don't fully get your reference, Mr. Brown.",Each of you have a secret that you haven't yet revealed. The one that is most honest will be spared.,0,spont,train train_spont_26052,Is he OK? He's making strange sounds.,"Oh, you look lovely. The light is glowing on you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26053,"What a conundrum! Lose my job, or murder my ex and her mother!","That's why we have a knife sharpener, Robert. I'm very disappointed in you, and what's this? A family living in my Dennys dumpster? The very idea! Robert, if you don't kick this family out of this dumpster, you will be fired! Also, I want you to put them to death.",0,spont,train train_spont_26054,"Gwyneth, I'm kind of liking this new reality.","That's fine, look, you can keep your pants on. I'm giving you special privileges.",0,spont,train train_spont_26055,"Thominson, there's a single lady ghost over there and you're a single boy ghost.",I feel confident I will not pick the wrong teacher even though I neglected to wear my glasses.,0,spont,train train_spont_26056,"Look at this, this is exciting. We finally made it. It's just like the postcard.","Well, I don't think it's cool for you to be at work after work ends.",0,spont,train train_spont_26057,"There's a rumor going around that your dad is the Ralph of the grocery store ""Ralphs"".",I'm pretty sure it was just because of his attitude.,0,spont,train train_spont_26058,"Tad, everyone knows if there's an actor in a group, that's the asshole.",Whichever keeps me alive. That's how you can call me.,0,spont,train train_spont_26059,"Craig, I like this new voice modulation you're using. Bring that to the train station when it's time for the mission.","Show up? As in, be there? I should be at the train station?",0,spont,train train_spont_26060,"I'll take this scarf and take a tourniquet around her leg and oh my god, that's so much blood.",I may have grown up in the woods but I know one thing: you can't trust a contractor.,0,spont,train train_spont_26061,My name is Militia.,"Just so you know, we can hear you guys threatening each other.",0,spont,train train_spont_26062,"Oh, honey. You seem all bound up inside, like your body's made of rocks and stones.","I do, actually. I like to read books mainly about Michael Jordan in the 1996 Chicago Bulls.",0,spont,train train_spont_26063,Mr. Cruthers jumped off of the tower.,"Mr. Cruthers, Mr. LaCroix is on his way up here right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_26064,"First of all, my colleague Duke does not owe you an explanation about my breath. Secondly, yes, it's Pirate's Booty. I'm trying to eat healthier. I used to eat Frito's.","Hey look, my toe's on your corner. I put my toe on your corner, now it's partially my corner.",0,spont,train train_spont_26065,"Frankly, I've been somewhere else all day.","You've got a deal, James Patterson.",0,spont,train train_spont_26066,Is that a shard from a dark crystal?,"I'm sorry, Rosemary.",0,spont,train train_spont_26067,"And I can't chose reading, right? That's one of those wish laws?","So there was just a Kay working at Kay Jewelers who got fired for not being able to read, and that Kay is now working next door selling pianos. Right?",0,spont,train train_spont_26068,How did you find me here in Madrid?,"Oh, I'm just going to make sure you're nice and comfy. I'm the murder of land.",0,spont,train train_spont_26069,I can't figure out if it's a coincidence or if you're blaming us for the king's disappearance,"Toaster Strudel, quit dancing and get him.",0,spont,train train_spont_26070,I really need this money.,What are you saying? Is that some clever way of calling me old?,0,spont,train train_spont_26071,"Oh, man! My back is killing me from that cross country drive. Hey, is this a food stand?","Well, fortunately, some saner heads prevailed. It's coincidental, madam, that your theory worked out, but, you know, let's let the board run the company, all right? It's not up to one, uh, hard-headed democracy-breaker.",0,spont,train train_spont_26072,"I'm worried. I have a family and you've had me hold these knives all day. If I slip, this knife is going to go straight into my throat.",How could she not make it? She comes to all my shows. She's my biggest fan.,0,spont,train train_spont_26073,"There haven't been any city officials of any kind, have there?",Those are two totally different things. You should write a song about that.,0,spont,train train_spont_26074,Ding ding ding. Those meatballs are ready.,"It was your idea to have us come here too, you fucking tree.",0,spont,train train_spont_26075,"Christ wasn't around in 1947, right?","I bartend at a pizzaria, so that's probably why.",0,spont,train train_spont_26076,Here's what I was going to say about crazy stuff. What if we just dance? What would happen? What if I put on some music and we went out there to wine tasting and we all danced?,OK. From who? And what do you mean by divorce? This sounds complicated.,0,spont,train train_spont_26077,"I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume.","Oh, my goodness. He seems so nice. Hopefully, he's come back in time to make better decisions.",0,spont,train train_spont_26078,Will our nipples be erect all the time in heaven?,I'm happy for you. It's a good investment. Be sure to bring us back any change.,0,spont,train train_spont_26079,It's the phantom. The phantom of the tree fort.,"Wow, a fan. You have TV in this tree house?",0,spont,train train_spont_26080,"If you consulted your book, there's a strict three olive policy for children. If there's a tribunal present, waitresses might be terminated from their position and beheaded. And, on the next page of the book, it clearly states that the child may turn into an olive.",I'm testing my boundaries.,0,spont,train train_spont_26081,I feel like this yo-yo is very expensive.,It's a copy of Scruples. But that's only one of the lumps.,0,spont,train train_spont_26082,"What do you plan on doing to me, sir? The deal with Wachovia is closed.","Oh, absolutely! People come to Downy for the train, but don't realize there could be so much more.",0,spont,train train_spont_26083,"So, you really don't have a heart? Like, it's a medical condition?","Oh, my God. Yeah, I see where you are, Judy.",0,spont,train train_spont_26084,"Mr. Jasper, do you have any weed?",OK. Thank you. Does anyone have any questions for Mr. Jasper.,0,spont,train train_spont_26085,"Devon, I'm so out of my mind excited that you invited all of us fucking awesome people to your house.","Yeah, that's true. I guess post 9-11, I just do what I'm told.",0,spont,train train_spont_26086,It would be so cool if the line cooks cooked for us tonight at the party.,I don't know. I guess we could remember what foods our kids are allergic to and if they want to go to New York City for their birthday.,0,spont,train train_spont_26087,"My name is Jerry, I'll be officiating the wedding.","I am, he was a real son of a bitch but a friend of mine said he didn't have any remaining family and I just thought I should go, and I thought what's the least amount of money I can spend on an outfit and I decided to come here.",0,spont,train train_spont_26088,What are you girls doing around this mystic cave? We shut it down a couple years ago.,"Dad, I just made a quick stop. I had to grab something really quick before I got your beer.",0,spont,train train_spont_26089,"Kurt, a dog's spirit has been transplanted into this human beings body. You're a kid. Doesn't that fascinate you?","Yeah, I keep some in my desk. Do you want lamb or chicken?",0,spont,train train_spont_26090,So I just heard this song about a Lonely Heart Club. It really touched me and the first person I thought of was you.,You can buy your own music when you get a job.,0,spont,train train_spont_26091,"You call yourself Wreck-it Ralph, huh? Does Wreck-it Ralph look like he smokes 300 cigarettes a day and drinks too much? You're coming with me. Get him Goofy!",Everyone settle down. That was years ago. It's fine now.,0,spont,train train_spont_26092,What if we invite the new resident over under false pretenses and then we push her out on stage in front of a live audience.,That's a good idea. Because he says the same things that other people say.,0,spont,train train_spont_26093,Home Depot doesn't carry everything.,"The toilets are in the toilet aisle. Right now, you're in screen doors.",0,spont,train train_spont_26094,Is this sweet little girl your daughter?,That's all right. I studied science for both of us.,0,spont,train train_spont_26095,"I don't know if that's going to work, and I don't mean to seem ungrateful, I just don't know how sanitary it is to put a kidney under a mat.","That's right. In Big Egg Town, they're all eating each other for breakfast. It's a weird scene.",0,spont,train train_spont_26096,"Do you think that stand up comedy guy is related to Tina, the acting teacher?","Tony's got good lungs, he ain't gonna die quick.",0,spont,train train_spont_26097,"I arrived at that meeting late, after that guy was dead.","Not to rain on the parade, but with the Madison Sphere Garden, lots of people died.",0,spont,train train_spont_26098,"So, are you leaving or staying?","Yes, but I don't know if we can release that to the public.",0,spont,train train_spont_26099,"Mom, I just want to say that I'm really happy here. I really like this town.",You're sassy alright. It's in the pitch of voice. No one ever tells someone with a low voice that they're sassy. That's the trick.,0,spont,train train_spont_26100,Go ahead. Give me your best shot.,It's one of those PC LensCrafters. We don't give things that make shooters better at seeing.,0,spont,train train_spont_26101,Is it in your programming to know what the hell's going on on that planet while I'm here alone on the ship like some tossed aside old sock or something.,So you must know all about the '80's cocaine thing that you're trying to get going again? 'Cause Weyland Mutani is largely a cocaine distributor.,0,spont,train train_spont_26102,I'm gonna waft this one in the air towards you right now.,"No, you misunderstand. I'm taking you to jail. This guy's a wanted criminal. He ran a stop sign four years ago.",0,spont,train train_spont_26103,"Evan, this is my grandmother. She bought the counter. Were very worried that she's at risk of harm.","I don't know, we used to talk all night on the phone, bro, you know? I miss that. I need that. I've been focusing in law school for a bit, you know. I miss those calls. ",0,spont,train train_spont_26104,We want to take some presents back with us to the midwest.,The last thing they'll see is our heads all over the ceiling.,0,spont,train train_spont_26105,"Lady, you're not going to get away with it this time.","Once you taste this milk, you won't think that again.",0,spont,train train_spont_26106,"Yeah, remember when that weird robot killer killed a bunch of people last year?",Let's give him another 15 minutes. I believe in Todd.,0,spont,train train_spont_26107,"What's going on in here? Michael and Michelle, you kids are in trouble.","I have. Well, things haven't been as good as the Poltergeist years; ever since Poltergeist. You get type-casted and you start drinking and then your husband leaves you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26108,You can hear a pin drop in this concert hall.,He's in! What are you seeing Tony?,0,spont,train train_spont_26109,Ben is a nice name.,Senior is gone. He mysteriously passed away several years ago.,0,spont,train train_spont_26110,"I mean, it's working out great if you can identify Felix.","Chaz, this may sound horrible to say in wedding vows, but I kind of spaced out there for a moment and I missed some of the stuff you said, but I love you, too, and I promise, I'll listen closer in the future, and I wish that I had taken the time to write out my vows.",0,spont,train train_spont_26111,"Before you go, I want to give you something. This was a gift stolen by me from my father and I want to to give it to you. I thought there was no way this experience could ever be good for me, but, you know, it turns out it made me who I am today. Me.","Well, my daughter goes there, so I like to donate my time.",0,spont,train train_spont_26112,He's got to die.,"Oh, it's fantastic. We have Johnny, who might be an escaped convict, but he's great at glazing. We also have a father.",0,spont,train train_spont_26113,"Cran, you seem slightly older than than mid 90's hay day.","The movie, obviously. We didn't read the book. Who reads? No one.",0,spont,train train_spont_26114,Your blimp hat actually does have a little burner in it and you can lift yourself off the ground?,It says white bread and rice.,0,spont,train train_spont_26115,"Hey, old lady, you should really lock your door.","Oh, I heard that on the radio. I was looking for California Dreamin'.",0,spont,train train_spont_26116,"Hello, I'm Earnest Fortiskew.","Oh, lead with both. Mix them together. Use one word from each sentence and we'll decipher it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26117,We're doing a talent show. We do it every month. It's the community talent show.,"Let's not make this about our decades long, yet ended marriage.",0,spont,train train_spont_26118,"Speaking of going out of business, I was wondering, do you still even need me? I have appointments.",And I am OK with you too.,0,spont,train train_spont_26119,"It seems really secure. This is just some thick, thick steel. I'll put up some drapes.",I think it matters. Egg salad sandwiches are supposed to be cold to room temperature.,0,spont,train train_spont_26120,We see your shirt. It looks good.,I don't care. The High Council can penetrate itself.,0,spont,train train_spont_26121,"Well, I can assure you I haven't murdered anyone since the war and I've no doubt forgotten how to do it.","Man, this guy. It must be your first time at The Boy's Store.",0,spont,train train_spont_26122,I said goodbye to my kids and got revenge on my horrible ex-wife by convincing them to drown themselves in the ocean.,"Yes, that true. I have lots of tools that would enable me to murder this man. What is the lore say? Is there a particular way that he needs to be sacrificed?",0,spont,train train_spont_26123,"Chuck, I feel like you're putting a lot on this trip.","Surprisingly, this contest has been effective. We've had a lot of people come in. I guess a lot of people want $1 million dollars and they're pretty confident in their photographic ability.",0,spont,train train_spont_26124,I'm 35 years old and took mushrooms recently. The trees told me that I should make a bold choice. I'm thinking I'd like to do a mohawk.,It's awful. Have you ever tried living with someone that has almost the same name as you? It's so confusing. I open the wrong mail. I go to the wrong doctor's appointments. It's a mess.,0,spont,train train_spont_26125,Yeah she came to bed later that night and I was with the witness.,"Gloria, I have something to tell you. I've cheated on you 18 times since we got married.",0,spont,train train_spont_26126,"Somebody get a pie. Since Jason Biggs is here, I want to have him fuck a pie.",It's because all the skin and bones are skins. There's no more living cells.,0,spont,train train_spont_26127,"Have you ever bagged groceries before? Even your own groceries, not even as a job, just have you ever put groceries in a bag?","Daddy, look, I can hang over the side.",0,spont,train train_spont_26128,Is there any way you can just intimidate these people and not actually murder them?,"If you can come up with the $10 Million we were going to make off of this big box store going in on the lower level, I suppose you could keep your job.",0,spont,train train_spont_26129,"I almost choked on a piece of meat. But I taught the children to do what you told me to do, to use the universal sign for choking.","Thank you Tina, I appreciate it. I mean, I know it's super inappropriate that we're dating, since you're my boss.",0,spont,train train_spont_26130,"But you can tell who's who because they're missing the opposite arm. So you gotta just know that, each one missing the opposite arm.","Oh, so I guess you've made peace with it. Don't lead with that when you meet people though.",0,spont,train train_spont_26131,I'm drooling phlegm.,"I am. I've been dying now, Sally, for going on seven years.",0,spont,train train_spont_26132,"Don't withhold it from us anymore, Ma.",What do you mean we have a lot of work to do? You're just going to make me put on your clothes.,0,spont,train train_spont_26133,"Alright, Pip, that's enough. Go have a seat.","That is true, but I also have a long beard and am frequently wet.",0,spont,train train_spont_26134,If we had only had a son.,"I think they might of made a mistake and we certainly made a mistake buying 7,000 copies of the book.",0,spont,train train_spont_26135,"If you buy three pills, you get a churro.","You don't. Unless you spit on them, then you can run away.",0,spont,train train_spont_26136,"Yeah, I'm thinking about buying this place, tearing it down and putting a Circuit City here.","Thank you for addressing me by my name, by the way. I was named after the film Charlie Wilson's War.",0,spont,train train_spont_26137,"Hey bro, I feel like Mom and Mr. Piccadilly are the worst liars.","Oh, great. What are you doing here Mom?",0,spont,train train_spont_26138,I feel like you've been in line many times today.,I'm Clarence's mother. I don't like to use my first name.,0,spont,train train_spont_26139,"Dr., my son is the worst. Is there anything you can do?","Yes, do not let them in the water. The sea has claimed many children.",0,spont,train train_spont_26140,I am but a humble matchstick girl named fresh fish please save my society.,What do you mean how bad could it be if it's that bad then we need to go help!,0,spont,train train_spont_26141,I need a marketing tactic for peanut butter.,I don't see why not. We are gentleman.,0,spont,train train_spont_26142,"Right here. Pretty much, I stand here and at some point, my sunburn gets so bad that I pass out from the pain.","Oh, you seem like my kind of lady.",0,spont,train train_spont_26143,That's a short rib doughnut.,I came back to clean up this mess you and your partner got us into. Now the department says you're suspended.,0,spont,train train_spont_26144,"Ray, you're ruining this play for everyone.",My back is really hurting a lot.,0,spont,train train_spont_26145,I think she might be lying about her name.,"Oh look, he dropped money.",0,spont,train train_spont_26146,"I don't know how these cars work. I got in my vehicle, turned it on, and then some sort of genie bottle looking thing popped up on my dashboard. I had to look in my car pamphlet to find out what the damn thing meant. It turns out, it means oil. I didn't even know my car ran on oil. I thought it ran on gasoline!","Well, I've been here so long, I don't even know what the real world is like anymore.",0,spont,train train_spont_26147,"Oh, I'm tired of hearing about your chickens. I lost my accent.?","We came in a spaceship, but it's no replace for our mother.",0,spont,train train_spont_26148,Just stay on your side of the track. That's right. One day we're gonna have a house with a wall. Just you wait and see.,"I'm afraid so, Mr. Dubinshield. I did used to have a career before I was in mega development.",0,spont,train train_spont_26149,"Hey guys. Pinky, Junebug, Flats. Listen, I just got word from the boss. All those boxes, they're going to be moved over there now.",Sure. It's a gruesome tribute to fallen comrades.,0,spont,train train_spont_26150,Here are the keys to your first grocery store.,"That's right. And garlic. Put in there, put in the bag.",0,spont,train train_spont_26151,Will my nose hurt after the surgery? Whenever I sniff?,"Well, this is exciting. No one's ever asked me to tell my fair stories before. I was born in 1912 and I've been working at this fair since I was a little boy.",0,spont,train train_spont_26152,"So, you say you can't read, sir?",OK. These are going to be disposable kids? These kids are going to be non-union?,0,spont,train train_spont_26153,I came to a pediatrician's office because I thought you took care of kids.,"Yeah, we rescued him from someone else's house.",0,spont,train train_spont_26154,"It's just a little bit of a struggle because you know how as you age, your voice gets higher?","Well, there's like a fellowship that happens out here in the parking lot. We're like a community, you know?",0,spont,train train_spont_26155,"Mom, it makes sense for you to have an affair, since you married a man that you don't know.",I see. I think there's been a miscommunication here. I was assured this was all taken care of.,0,spont,train train_spont_26156,That murder was pretty gruesome to watch.,"Good idea. Also, I'm going to Google this guy, Daryl Stanfield.",0,spont,train train_spont_26157,"Phil, look by the riverbank. See that gator? He's like, gesturing to us with his head.",They're wrong. Unless they say I'm too good.,0,spont,train train_spont_26158,I hope you haven't lost your buzz. I know I've been making so many sundaes for the past few others.,"Oh, thank you. We're having a bit of a Magnificent Seven reunion here at the baseball game.",0,spont,train train_spont_26159,How are we going to pay our bills if you're not working? How are we going to put food on the table?,"Oh, so I am in a painting? OK, that makes sense. I was just taking a walk. I live in New York, the best city in the world.",0,spont,train train_spont_26160,"Mom, I put my bathing suit on wrong.","Well, I mean, of course. I keep it in my stocking, at the very top of my thigh, so it's always warm. But I can't give it to you. You haven't officially walked yet. That would be bad.",0,spont,train train_spont_26161,I remember that time at the weigh-in scale when everyone was talking about carob chips and stuff.,"You know, we're all just baked goods here on this planet, waiting to be stepped on and eaten, so if you need to step on me to feel like you're a bigger pastry, then I'm going to say that's okay.",0,spont,train train_spont_26162,"Maybe we can get you out and about, doing something new. Do you have a job right now?",Is she over in the blinds area?,0,spont,train train_spont_26163,Terry's going to be fine for the rest of his life and so am I.,"Yes, smoking in church. That's my next stop after being a pregnant teen.",0,spont,train train_spont_26164,"Every year, we janitors clean the red carpet. We vacuum it. We shampoo it. We use our vacuum cleaners from home.",He's my business manager. He was in here telling me about my phone bill.,0,spont,train train_spont_26165,"This ain't gonna stand, fellas. You forget your $10 Million. We're gonna take care of this for you. We're doing this one gratis.","I'm out of here? Well, poop you sir!",0,spont,train train_spont_26166,Somebody from our family has got to go back to where we came from. We're hill people. We're Scotch Irish. I can't fly because my head will explode under pressure.,"Yeah, the guy has mind powers or something.",0,spont,train train_spont_26167,"You don't care how much these auditions cost, but we're getting rid of Pirate Island to save money?","Yeah, they did the Lord of the Flies show at the casino. It was a real kids show at the casino.",0,spont,train train_spont_26168,"I was so worried because I described you as small, but then I realized I'm so big, you're probably normal sized.","Jesus, what a reveal. We've been shyamalamed.",0,spont,train train_spont_26169,I guess that's why you wanted to invest in a civil war reenactment company.,I've been to New Orleans. I brought you back on my back. ,0,spont,train train_spont_26170,Thank you mom. I would never watch anything else. The only thing I watch is Lavar Burton.,I did too. Why would you have a rope if you didn't hang yourself?,0,spont,train train_spont_26171,"I'm sorry, I just made it back with your ice cold ice cream. Baby, did you pick out the jewelry piece that you wanted?","I suggest something with filigree, perhaps. Everyone likes filigree.",0,spont,train train_spont_26172,One of your friends was just one of those trays that hold silverware.,"I had to do the whole thing and the boil lancing was kind of ""you're bad at everything else, we'll give you something to do."" The Sergeant said ""I guess we'll let you come."" He just gave me a little needle.",0,spont,train train_spont_26173,Me and this here woman had sex in the bathroom multiple times.,My last name is Sanchez. My social security number is 726372664. My mother's maiden name is also Sanchez.,0,spont,train train_spont_26174,"Oh my god, what's over your shoulder? It looks just like you.","Oh, look. He looks just like you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26175,I'd love to kiss my soulmate. I'm hoping it's one of you four on this blimp ride.,"No, it's too erotic, please don't.",0,spont,train train_spont_26176,Do you want to touch the sprinkles?,I did kill him accidentally and now I have to go. It wasn't fully my fault.,0,spont,train train_spont_26177,"Wait a minute, you look really familiar. There's a kid in our school that disappeared like a year ago, to the day.",And we're back with the water you requested.,0,spont,train train_spont_26178,I was very sorry to hear about your wife. Did you get that Blu-Ray of Cubed 2 that I sent?,I remember hearing about that. His PowerPoint was so boring he slit his own throat.,0,spont,train train_spont_26179,I want to shop for a boy. I've saved $50 from my allowance.,"I don't have a phone, but you can just talk into my champagne glass.",0,spont,train train_spont_26180,"OK, mom. Oh mom, you're dying.","We are, but she's got one pass.",0,spont,train train_spont_26181,"I mean, I don't want to brag, but I know a lot about cars. That's my passion; that's my love right there, and you've got a beautiful Passat.","Yeah, it's not easy to get out of here. It is hard as hell.",0,spont,train train_spont_26182,"I'm going to go to the R-BnB, too. I'm leaving you..","Oh, but this is fresh squeezed.",0,spont,train train_spont_26183,You could keep us company. You are a very charming person. I've gotten beyond you calling me an old lady and I like you again.,"Evan, that's a lot of pressure to put on me.",0,spont,train train_spont_26184,You're right. I think I read about this once. Man can become beast. Babies can become men.,"I could see how you say that, since I asked about continental lunch.",0,spont,train train_spont_26185,The green one with all the change in the cup holder?,"Well, I remember half of everybody. Let's put it that way.",0,spont,train train_spont_26186,You look like you want to interrogate people. You don't have jurisdiction here.,"It was great meeting you, Sasha. I hope you two are happy together.",0,spont,train train_spont_26187,You can start singing the alphabet anywhere you want.,"Oh, my God. Do you think we're the last humans alive?",0,spont,train train_spont_26188,Did Vlad even punch out when he was using the computer?,"Please, Sherry, give me just one second. I just sent an email to myself to talk to customer.",0,spont,train train_spont_26189,"Carl Anthony Simmons, if you don't clean that cheese grater...?",You career got in the way of being a mother to these (?) chickens.,0,spont,train train_spont_26190,"Greg, what is it?","Well, we're criminals and runaways, first we ran away then we became criminals.",0,spont,train train_spont_26191,"Craig, you must have some kind of super power.","Yeah, Steve Rogers. We have so much in common.",0,spont,train train_spont_26192,Have you seen this gentlemen? Do you have any idea of his most recent whereabouts?,"Well, I've got news for you, mate: you've already got it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26193,You got much smaller. Is that why they call you Rumplepiltdown?,"Rochelle, I ain't gonna lie. This is a game changer.",0,spont,train train_spont_26194,"Desiree, wishing joy for that stranger is a wonderful thing to wish for, and it's not my job as a service provider and technician to tell you how to use your wishes, but if I were you, I would think really hard. Do I want to give the last wish I had, knowing that I already burned two without even thinking about it, on a stranger? Now, I'm not saying you're right or wrong. I'm just saying, think about it.",You've made me realize that my whole life has been nothing but a lie!,0,spont,train train_spont_26195,"So, how will we know what to do when the salesman shows up?",I'm clarifying! I want to make sure my first mission is the best one!,0,spont,train train_spont_26196,People don't want to believe that the ghouls can't touch you and you can't touch the ghouls.,"It sounded like a wailing sound, like a whine cry.",0,spont,train train_spont_26197,"In truth, it has been scientifically proven that Jesus exists in every dimension.","All right, but my dad, he almost always gets money upfront.",0,spont,train train_spont_26198,"Wow, 20 million dollars for 1% of my business. That is way over my asking price. I have to go with you.","Puppets don't shit, OK?",0,spont,train train_spont_26199,Are you speaking of turkey?,"Well, I have an empty gas can. I could really go for some gasoline. You guys got anything like that?",0,spont,train train_spont_26200,"What's the deal here, Targin? You move in and you get spaghetti sauce in your hands. Now you're a big man?",That's right. And each of those cost $1000.,0,spont,train train_spont_26201,"Oh okay, I don't know the words though.",Yeah. He learned how to give concert testimony at a camp he went to every year when he was a kid. Isn't that right Manny?,0,spont,train train_spont_26202,Your favorite restaurant is Dick's Last Resort in Seattle.,"We're just watching a program on TBS called Rap Battle and we were terribly inspired. I thought if they could come off the dome with such great material, perhaps I could, too. ",0,spont,train train_spont_26203,You're kind of an peculiar shade of nail polish. It's sort of chartreuse.,That's because I have more love to give. They are special children that I chose. I didn't knock someone up if you get my meaning.,0,spont,train train_spont_26204,"What is your name sire, you have quite the elaborate outfit.","i just live close, and I wanted spending money so I'm like I guess I'll work here, but like, whatever.",0,spont,train train_spont_26205,"Frant, can I speak to you for just a moment?","Oh, like the chupacabra or the loch ness monster?",0,spont,train train_spont_26206,"I've been here for ten years! Ten years! It was supposed to be my last day, the day you left for your assignment.",I believe my world is what I make it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26207,This is crazy. This place is upside down and bananas.,She spends her money how she wants to spend her money.,0,spont,train train_spont_26208,I was reading in a book once that if you dig around the wrong cactus it could unleash some evil spells. What if we make the wrong decision and ruin the town even more than it's already ruined?,Only thing in that cave is an old diamond map.,0,spont,train train_spont_26209,We're at the bottom of the goddamn ocean. I don't want to hear rumors about sperm whale's sexuality. I don't want to hear rumors about people from your town. I want to get out of the goddamn ocean.,"I bet that was it. Thank you, Mr. Sulu.",0,spont,train train_spont_26210,That's what you get for bothering Tom Wolfe during production of Big River.,"Oh, Neal, it's OK. Your exorcists are here to un-haunt your bus.",0,spont,train train_spont_26211,They quit and stopped the Olympics totally after he ran away. It was such a scandal.,"I have the perfect plan. When the person comes to test us, we will punch them in the face.",0,spont,train train_spont_26212,That was a weird plan.?,"Yeah, we are both good Catholics. We both served in the Swiss Guard for many years before we bought this super yacht.",0,spont,train train_spont_26213,"You know, we're one of the only bars here in Cincinnati with a tip jar.","It's doing really good. It's still attached. Well, it's hanging by a thread, but through the Lord's will and grace, which is also a great television series, I still have a leg that's kind of on there. Praise Jesus!",0,spont,train train_spont_26214,My wife is resting at home right now. She was injured in the rapids incident.,My name is Kevaregi. I was named after a classical composer.,0,spont,train train_spont_26215,"Doris, good you're home.","Wow, I wonder why she chose that. Why that was her hobby, you know, like what is she running from. You know, what was before that? I mean how long's it going to last, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_26216,I saw the stereo on the way in. Pearled exterior. You have to see it.,"You named yourself, right? And you raised yourself. You killed a zombie. You saved someone's life.",0,spont,train train_spont_26217,"I feel like you're attacking me right now, Madame President. I'm the messenger.","Oh, the savagery. ",0,spont,train train_spont_26218,Let's do notes. Do you mind sticking around for notes?,"OK. Just lay down. We will fill a tub with ice, leave you in it. Leave a message on the mirror - which will now be redundant.",0,spont,train train_spont_26219,"Why don't you try to marry the Dr., Ma?","Hold on, let me consult the Jersey Shore Book of Shadows.",0,spont,train train_spont_26220,It's real mysterious. Nobody knows if Matthew is really her son or just her horse. We may never know.,I was. They called me the Jackie Tohn of my age.,0,spont,train train_spont_26221,"Dericonium, do you like to fix stuff?","Oh, sorry about that. I thought you were interested in my life.",0,spont,train train_spont_26222,"Now, you almost sound like you have a creole accent.",I wanted a show of strength from us in case he's dangerous.,0,spont,train train_spont_26223,You're not interrupting a thing. We were just clubbing the air with our sport clubs.,"Look at you, with the flaming head. What are you supposed to be?",0,spont,train train_spont_26224,"Mr. President, why don't you look out the window. See the sights?","Well, you're wearing a Twister cape.",0,spont,train train_spont_26225,I had a singing rat that I was looking for and you have distracted me too long with my life story.,"I think it's the one you made for him, Rick!",0,spont,train train_spont_26226,"Oh, you were always so smart.",American Football. I call it by its proper name.,0,spont,train train_spont_26227,So we kill the old lady and her son?,"Well she's what we need in this place, all you louses running around on your mechanical wheels, she comes in here with youth and life, I say bring her in!",0,spont,train train_spont_26228,"Guys, I need to apologize about the text I sent you. ",The first person we gave the cheese ear to was Mike Tyson. He had a fight and Evander Holyfield bit part of it off.,0,spont,train train_spont_26229,"Yes, you're always going off about modern things. You refuse to eat leftovers. You won't even read.",We are police. Police that are out on the street in uniforms with cars.,0,spont,train train_spont_26230,"I just wanted to remind you guys, father and brother, that I'm going to live in a cave for the rest of eternity.","I don't need change. I have my dad's love, and I found it in this bike shop. I don't really care as long as I have a bike.",0,spont,train train_spont_26231,Hey I'm the meter maid I heard you were looking for a job.,"Yeah last time the cars got backed up, the witches came out of their holes. We never want that to happen again, it was awful, there was candycorn everywhere.",0,spont,train train_spont_26232,We've been doing the same production of Romeo and Juliet for three years?,"We are using Parisian rules, after all.",0,spont,train train_spont_26233,This contest is great. I don't know how you're keeping up with all the customers. You must be turning people away. Well done.,"Yes, that is why this is the last day we'll be open. We won't be processing photos anymore. We're closing up shop.",0,spont,train train_spont_26234,I figure murder mystery night is just like game night.,"Yes, yes. We do worship Satan here, so that's let me just clear that up right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_26235,"Kevin, you have such fair skin, and your lips are so purple!","Yeah, well, you know, it was physically challenging. It was also emotionally challenging. I had a lot of therapy after I announced my retirement to help cope.",0,spont,train train_spont_26236,"Donny, are you properly throwing away the laptops at the end of the night?","Yep, he invented Wikipedia.",0,spont,train train_spont_26237,I'm embarrassed by my glasses. I don't like to wear them. I don't like the way they make me look.,"Yes, we're looking for a man. A man. A wonderful man.",0,spont,train train_spont_26238,"That's exactly what were doing, though. Putting food in bags.","Look at you, I like my brave little girl.",0,spont,train train_spont_26239,You got your looks from from your daddy.?,In to the end they just cared about the movie because they knew how good and heartwarming it was.,0,spont,train train_spont_26240,The toaster strudels that we know were named after you?,"He's just played a little bit, but I hope he sings. I want to hear that dulcet voice.",0,spont,train train_spont_26241,Is it OK that we have a connection to this perfect stranger on the jury? Can we stay on the jury?,"It's like this. I take out my handkerchief and I mop my brow, so as to make a point and to say this is all very weary.",0,spont,train train_spont_26242,"Dr. Brown, why are these two fighters still standing on the scale for their weigh-ins? It's been 20 minutes, already!",Thank you. It's been a real struggle to lose the extra weight I gained when I was pregnant last year.,0,spont,train train_spont_26243,Who is that man that rush in there?,We need him to win a car.,0,spont,train train_spont_26244,"Hey, he knows it's Bill Clinton's pen and he's holding onto it.",Just throw it up on my back!,0,spont,train train_spont_26245,"We have come to have a romantic understanding, isn't that right Madeline?",I'm from Kansas and you notoriously do not care for the Kansas man.,0,spont,train train_spont_26246,We have to kill Geum. Federal agents have to kill federal agents sometimes.,"It is, uh, it's so wet, that river. And it flows all over the place.",0,spont,train train_spont_26247,"Yeah, and they promise this to be a six-hour production.","Yeah, I hope there's a hemophiliac joke somewhere in this.",0,spont,train train_spont_26248,"Look, I know I was so rude in having my boyfriend trying to assault y'all earlier, but I just realized that I'm in a loveless relationship and y'all look so nice. I thought maybe I could sit next to you and eat my tacos.",This is the weirdest fish taco stand that I've ever been at.,0,spont,train train_spont_26249,There's no tanning bed in your attic?,"So, that's why our pets are doing all this. You've conditioned them to look admirably upon these things.",0,spont,train train_spont_26250,The sample siren knows everything about the maze. He invented it. Built it himself. All 100 kilometers of it.,"I wish I would have brought water. I thought we would just have some on the way out. Honestly, I thought this was going to be a snap.",0,spont,train train_spont_26251,"All the blood is going to rush into your head there, sir. I just gotta say. Those gravity boots are not good for you.","Me too, Pierre.",0,spont,train train_spont_26252,"Well, it's nice to make your acquaintance. I brought a ton of coins.","Hey, if the boxes don't get moved over there, no one's eating. ",0,spont,train train_spont_26253,At ease everybody. No need to salute me just because I'm so well decorated.,"Just a little bit. Don't change, but just change a little bit.",0,spont,train train_spont_26254,You're really opening up the possibility of true love to anyone.,"Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears.",0,spont,train train_spont_26255,"You want two towels? Well, there's no rule against it, necessarily. Honestly, we've never really had anybody ask for two towels.",Because that was your thing and I wanted my own thing. I think it's OK that we had separate things.,0,spont,train train_spont_26256,We've got someone over here who wants two towels.,"Well, you never took any interest in my interests did you? You know I had a weekly video game playing group and you never even showed up once.",0,spont,train train_spont_26257,"Our girls, I couldn't be more proud of them.","I was thinking the same thing, I haven't thought about anything else since the revelation.",0,spont,train train_spont_26258,"Oh, Mr. Grocery, hi! What a surprise.","I tell you what. I'm going to punch him. I said it, and I'm not taking it back.",0,spont,train train_spont_26259,"That was literally a touching story because Jerry, who of course we're having officiate the wedding, touched us all to the point of discomfort.","Well, you just lost a star on your review, but yes.",0,spont,train train_spont_26260,"Yeah, I worked that concert. Yep, I kept people safe. You're welcome.","Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's.",0,spont,train train_spont_26261,You've worked here for a year and a half. You haven't worked a single case in a year and a half?,Where have I been? How did I miss that in the news?,0,spont,train train_spont_26262,"I am walking the streets, making sure that people understand that all is not as it seems.",Would Terminix take a letter of intent?,0,spont,train train_spont_26263,"Tony, I gotta be honest with you. I don't think this mall is ready to open its doors today. The popcorn machine isn't popping yet, the clothing stores don't have all the clothing finished yet, the soda machines don't have the bubbles in the soda yet.","Yeah, but you know, I go where the wind blows, so.",0,spont,train train_spont_26264,"You don't mind that the creep, Bill Clinton, is staring at you like that?",You say nobody like us going on stilts on trapeze?,0,spont,train train_spont_26265,That's a lot of blood. It's everywhere.,"Yes, the hospital break room right behind this screen.",0,spont,train train_spont_26266,I'm just here as a ruse. I gotta go check on the manatee tank.,"I work in the gift shop, you think I want to be dealing with this?",0,spont,train train_spont_26267,"I'll have you know, this woman is the love of my life, and I feel even closer to her now that she's thrown up on my face.","That deal is closed. I'm proposing a new deal, where my family merges you to death.",0,spont,train train_spont_26268,"You think this is Glorst, the disappearing athlete from the Pyongyang Olympics?",It's very Forrest Gump of you.,0,spont,train train_spont_26269,I can only go back or forwards through time two seconds.,"Yeah he left me 8000 mango seeds in his will, he was a little off.",0,spont,train train_spont_26270,Bring in the dog. It will scare his weak heart and he'll die.,"Yes, I am a richmen friend from your past.",0,spont,train train_spont_26271,I think it's very topical. You can't have a thing where most of the thing's about blood and not reference HIV and AIDS.,Bulene! You wasn't even doing a Denise voice when you read that poem! You panicked up there! You choked!,0,spont,train train_spont_26272,"During the act of making love, I don't know how anyone can deal with Richard's face.",I know you did. You've always been so good to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_26273,"Well, can I lodge a complaint? I thought it was all-you-can-eat. We came in because it was you could eat.",Yeah. All I need is just another 20 minutes to finish up.,0,spont,train train_spont_26274,I worry that this might kill him and I know he's your little friend.,"So just stuff from boxes, then? But we could cater for you with fresh meats or whatever is in hotdogs.",0,spont,train train_spont_26275,"You want me to go in and talk to your wife, Lad?",It's also completely against health department standards.,0,spont,train train_spont_26276,Guys we did it! We're number 1 on the craft fair charts!,That sounds good. Are you calling a band meeting?,0,spont,train train_spont_26277,"That's not even a complaint, though! That's just like a statement!","Maybe I should. I'm going to mail it to myself. Speaking of mailing things to myself, y'all, I'm proud of this here script.",0,spont,train train_spont_26278,"Here's your $30,000 back.","I'm getting very, very impatient. But respectfully so.",0,spont,train train_spont_26279,"Are you the manager, Ma'am?","Jesus, you suck. You're a horrible lawyer. Those ads make you sound good.",0,spont,train train_spont_26280,"I don't know what you're here to do, but don't pull that thread. If she says she's the lady, then keep it at that.",This isn't fair. We've been camping out all night to be here.,0,spont,train train_spont_26281,"Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today and you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit.","Listen, Marge, I did not invent football. It doesn't make sense, you're right.",0,spont,train train_spont_26282,"Wow, oh wow. That's noble, you know? There's not enough teachers, you know? So what grade do you teach?",I'll do it. I'll get right in the back.,0,spont,train train_spont_26283,"I am. I'm looking for Janis Joplin. That's the one I want, daddy.",You had all of the earth wine.,0,spont,train train_spont_26284,We're all gonna get fired. They ran out of LaCroix water.,Please tell me that you're kidding me or pulling my leg.,0,spont,train train_spont_26285,"Hey, now I'm the character of the bus boy, who doesn't work here, but is just the MC.",I was hiding behind the pillar this whole time. It was pretty funny when the audience started throwing flapjacks at you.,0,spont,train train_spont_26286,Just get a running start and the force of the ramp should just take you right through the window.,"Oh, I think there's a little bit of his brain in this.",0,spont,train train_spont_26287,"Mr. Jasper, just because I gave someone an HJ, it doesn't mean that I am a slut. How did you overcome adversity in the face of so much peril?",This is what I told you would happen if you put a Starbucks in this high school.,0,spont,train train_spont_26288,"I'm pointing at your fanny pack, because it's filled with oats that you must have stolen from here. It's your first day and you're already stealing oats.","Hey, since you know her so well, can you put in a word for me? Like, find out what her deal is?",0,spont,train train_spont_26289,Yay! I've been here waiting for you the whole time.,"I'm so glad, baby doll. Please come home. I'm so sorry about everything. I don't want you to start a new life. Please don't leave your old life with your family who loves you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26290,"Alright, I guess we can all run away together and just like live polyamorously or something.",Your pupils look very dilated with fear.,0,spont,train train_spont_26291,I cannot find your daughter. I looked in the parking lot. I looked where I found the pinata stick myself. I looked where the stick is hidden. I cannot find your daughter.,Thank you. She's from Panama.,0,spont,train train_spont_26292,"Ricardo, we can't keep doing this. It's not great for my family. It's not great for my husband.","Lorraine, it's good that you brought this to me. I'm going to tell you something that I haven't told Mitch or Tom. That man that you saw, he is an angel. But not from Heaven. He's a Hell Angel.",0,spont,train train_spont_26293,"Yes, there's the ice maker and the water in the front of the fridge. Crushed and cubed.","Sure, I'll just hang out over here and enjoy my butter brickle ice cream.",0,spont,train train_spont_26294,"These are all the laws that you passed. You thought being a mayor would make you happy, but it seems to have made you kind of worse.","The laws I passed? Excuse me, I've got to get to city hall to look at my papers.",0,spont,train train_spont_26295,This is loose I wanted to be tied in tight!,"I don't think that's an option anymore. It looks like the blue one kicked the bucket, look.",0,spont,train train_spont_26296,Excuse me. Hello. Maestro? Are we ready for the rehearsal? I can't wait to tread on those boards.,"Well, yes, but they see me as something of a leader, and if the loggers are to succeed in this town, why we must band together.",0,spont,train train_spont_26297,"OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions?","I'm Eve's husband, you jerk.",0,spont,train train_spont_26298,Darla? Did you step on that ant before or after Labor Day? Think very carefully.,"Well, I don't know if you're familiar with slide-ology, but this magic powder will allow you to live two lives simultaneously. And what's great about it is, once you try it and like it, if you get six of your friends to buy this you'll become very rich indeed.",0,spont,train train_spont_26299,"Excuse me, Emily? Are you one of the contenders for the UFC Championship?",I've been waiting over here in a towel. I'm feeling pretty naked right about now.,0,spont,train train_spont_26300,What the fuck are you talking about? Weird things I don't understand. We're under attack by these five crazy ladies with superpowers.?,It doesn't breathe right. All the moisture collects in all the crevices and the nooks and the crannies.,0,spont,train train_spont_26301,"Officer, would you mind checking on our associates in the video store? There's a large man. He's got a great bushy beard and long salt and pepper hair, and he might be wearing what appears to be a robe. And there's another woman who looks exactly like us. We're just worried they're taking a little too long in the Blockbuster Video store.",I find that hard to believe about every movie every made.,0,spont,train train_spont_26302,"Chambers, what is happening over there? Claude and Madeline seem to be leaving with that family.","I want to, but my hands are stuck in it by that point.",0,spont,train train_spont_26303,"It's OK, Nooky. We're not mad.",I have. And I've been hoping that you would use me because I could easily carry every box.,0,spont,train train_spont_26304,"Delores, you should not be involved in this science fair, at all.","Much like your ex-husbands face is sort of a map of the moon, this man's testicles sort of bring to mind this great nation's rivers.",0,spont,train train_spont_26305,What kind of drugs did you give the wolf?,"He tried many, many times. That's why I'm wearing this jacket with the reinforced sleeves. I'm constantly putting my arm up in front of my face.",0,spont,train train_spont_26306,I've been waiting for this train for a while.,"Oh, sometimes it moves around like a bag of cats.",0,spont,train train_spont_26307,Your grandmother's name is Grandfather?,"Because even dead, it's in better condition than my body?",0,spont,train train_spont_26308,"Diary, there's all these young people hanging out in the courtyard, but they never want to spend time with me. Shall I be brave? Shall I invite them over?","Karen, I do. I do have magical powers. I can do anything right now. Look, there's my thumb. There it's not.",0,spont,train train_spont_26309,"Here are the results of our latest conference. We have concluded that humans feel it's inappropriate for young men and young women to have sleepovers together at your age, so unfortunately we must say no.","I'm sorry, are you talking to a horse?",0,spont,train train_spont_26310,Tell us what you want ghost. Tell us your desires.,Why are the windows condensating? What is going on?,0,spont,train train_spont_26311,You're going to go pack? What could you possibly have after hiding in a basement for a year?,We're getting smarter.,0,spont,train train_spont_26312,"Lilith, now that you're here, what happens to Eve? Adam, what are you going to do here?","I'm going to be so sore. Can I have them in a litter, like puppies?",0,spont,train train_spont_26313,I feel like I hear something new in it every time.,It's a good thing I just installed this anti boulder fencing then isn't it?,0,spont,train train_spont_26314,If you wanna be a human you gonna have to ask some chickens what they think of you.?,I wish I could make one of them dead chickens come back to life so it can tell me. I never asked a chicken a question.,0,spont,train train_spont_26315,"They believe in a Sky God. I mean, they're morons.",That's a good use for fry droppings. ,0,spont,train train_spont_26316,I don't know side of the cup is right on the wrong side of the tracks.,"I just couldn't place you. But now you've really opened my eyes. I can see that I was doing the wrong thing all along. You're welcome to stay here. You and the mongooses, and all these coyotes.",0,spont,train train_spont_26317,I'm gonna go 'cause I have a dog and I should probably get back to him anyway.,Well that's their choice. Tell them to get up. I want to start a card game.,0,spont,train train_spont_26318,"Well, why don't you make like a tree and leave?","Yes, I'm already flying that way. Thanks a lot.",0,spont,train train_spont_26319,I'm four years old.,I like LeBron James. I feel like we should let him go. He shows up in movies I like. He's fun.,0,spont,train train_spont_26320,"Well, let me just rip off one of these plastic tubes we use to shove the mail up the vacuum system and we got our own little crack pipe.","Oh yes, that's perfect. Thank you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26321,Do you hear? The song is giving you your new name.,You just solved the next riddle that we hadn't even asked yet.,0,spont,train train_spont_26322,"Whoa, there are a lot of food wrappers in this room.",Our first stop should be a comic book shop to see if there's an issue that has an ad for a grow ray in it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26323,"It's really hard because we're trying to make more white friends. We thought we'd try to infiltrate your world. Short of going to a Patriots game, this seemed like the best option.","Yeah, he and Usher did that duet, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_26324,"Look at this place, it's dusty, there's an cigar store Indian statue.",These are the last two seats on the train. There's no room in any other car. So the four of you will have to decide who sits in the train car.,0,spont,train train_spont_26325,I'm not a private detective!,"Yep, you can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to.",0,spont,train train_spont_26326,"Boy, you're quite an elderly man to have such a young daughter.","Sorry, just a flashback to the early 90's. I got an assignment from my boss, Bill Clinton.",0,spont,train train_spont_26327,"Well, I have no authority over you.?",To eat flesh and drink blood.,0,spont,train train_spont_26328,There's also sort of a sexual feeling you get on the pirate ship too. You feel it right under your stomach.,"You guys, at the end of the day, a lot of people just didn't want to get dead.",0,spont,train train_spont_26329,How about if we just go in separate directions? I haven't even made eye contact long enough to remember what either of you look like and I don't know your last names.,"It did, din't it? It's 3000 feet under the ground.",0,spont,train train_spont_26330,"So, do you have an address for me? Or are we just going to drive around looking for the R-BnB?",I've heard of that. The Roast Beef Hotel.,0,spont,train train_spont_26331,Is that really how it works? The regular cast doesn't even know their lines?,"OK. But, I thought you were just going to rip them.",0,spont,train train_spont_26332,"Hey, I just had that spaghetti yesterday! You're using it as a pillow!",What a good joke. That might be the first joke that I've laughed at.,0,spont,train train_spont_26333,We'll stop every so often to clean out your enclosure. ,I think so. If we don't I'm worried this guy is going to eat the children. We want them to work not get eaten for goodness sake.,0,spont,train train_spont_26334,I don't really remember the part where we really agreed not to kill people.,But you told me you were pickpockets. So you're also theater students?,0,spont,train train_spont_26335,Where's that snickerdoodle I ordered? The snickerdoodle sundae?,"Sure thing, Skip.",0,spont,train train_spont_26336,That's terrible that you got bit on your face. I guess that's why your face looks like that.,"They're Eucharists. It's Christmas, so I figured there should be some Christ stuff in there.",0,spont,train train_spont_26337,"Well, goodbye to you and you.","I'm afraid it's not up to me, dear. I don't get to decide.",0,spont,train train_spont_26338,"Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. Or marriage was predestined.",I can't think of anything I'd rather do more.,0,spont,train train_spont_26339,"You said these bibles are alphabetical. They are all written by the same people. So, these are just shelves of bibles?","She has the theory that if you make good food, you will taste delicious.",0,spont,train train_spont_26340,It's just a bunch of interchangeable syllables.,I'm relieved frankly because I was going for days without any food or water. Then I found this Starbucks.,0,spont,train train_spont_26341,What the fuck are y'all doing in here? I own this here barn. Are y'all having spooky sexy time?,"I'm pretty open, so spirits find me.",0,spont,train train_spont_26342,"Tina, I'm glad you could make it to therapy today. It looks like you've been crying, your eyes are swollen.","OK, let me swing this around. Oh, nice, this feels good. I did have an injury so I'm just trying to up the weight and make sure I can do my job.",0,spont,train train_spont_26343,"Alright, Preschoolers, we gotta get this news out there to everybody. We're live on the playground in 5, 4, 3, 2....How come nobody's got me a head set yet?","Hey, one day there was no car. Next day, there was a car. I like that joke.",0,spont,train train_spont_26344,I would leave if I weren't worried about getting my shoelaces caught in the machinery.,"I know you have a harried past, Trina. You're saying the environment, in which you were raised wasn't quite so loving?",0,spont,train train_spont_26345,"I did take bathroom breaks. When I used to smoke, I used to go outside.","Yes, that's right. That's what they call it. You do things without even thinking.",0,spont,train train_spont_26346,"There are just a few rules, if you just scan the small print. It'll probably help you keep track of the kookiness that ensues.","I hear that's tough, because how are you gonna, like, tell your dreams not to swear or listen to secular music?",0,spont,train train_spont_26347,It was just a coincidence that you were sleep walking on a plane on 9-11.,You don't have to go to school to know that.,0,spont,train train_spont_26348,"First of all, sir, if you don't blow your nose, I swear to God.",We did throw out a bunch of peach melba the other day. It was peach melba. We forgot to add a teaspoon of I'm sorry to it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26349,It's getting cold up here.,"I added a 20% supply buffer as well. They're burning through this. Oxygen, food, everything they need to stay alive up there is almost gone.",0,spont,train train_spont_26350,"Let me distract you a bit with this. Look at this collection of your CDs from the band you were in, Nickelback.","I'm going through something right now. Just got out of a long term relationship. I've been sleeping at work for a couple weeks now. So, yes.",0,spont,train train_spont_26351,I see four vets in the area. Which vet would you like?,"They didn't let my character talk a lot, at all.",0,spont,train train_spont_26352,"You're a bad person, Kyle.","Well, that's fucked up. What kind of bullshit is that?",0,spont,train train_spont_26353,"Alright, Mary. This is it. Give me your last looks.","Yes, Don, I can hear you in my ear wig and I see words on the prompter. It's standard beginning ""Good evening, Machete Falls, I'm Roger News. Welcome to News Control"".",0,spont,train train_spont_26354,Melissa was wronged. She was stoned by the children.,"Yes, three inches distance at least between the two of us. To keep room for the honest spirit.",0,spont,train train_spont_26355,"There's a long line of famous actresses behind me, who have all played different queens. They're all very talented.","Hey look, I didn't ask for your whole life story. I just came up to tell you that if you plan to move back into the great seats in front of me, I'd like you to be quiet and respectful of Yngwie Malmsteen.",0,spont,train train_spont_26356,I stayed in that shed for sixteen full days.,Hello! It's amazing I have never seen anyone on the other side of the river before. It must have take 100 people to get you across there.,0,spont,train train_spont_26357,We're not the only one with secrets. You've got a secret. Those eyelashes.,"Yeah, that's what we were saying while you were talking on top of everyone.",0,spont,train train_spont_26358,"Honey, are you done playing with all your little figurines?",You have to take off bite size pieces. That's the rule of life.,0,spont,train train_spont_26359,"Listen, the important thing to remember is I'm great, and everyone will love me after I don the black tights and frilly white collar and start walking around with a skull.","Did you do all those dumb rituals, like, she became chief because she passed all the trials like she squished the jellyfish, and she touched the geo duck without making it gag?",0,spont,train train_spont_26360,Well look at all those FBI agents floating up on the ceiling.,I just don't believe that a black man can hold that kind of position in government. That's all.,0,spont,train train_spont_26361,Who let's the Big Toppers go? We're the Big Top brothers.,"Fine, but it's more blood than normal. And it's really red.",0,spont,train train_spont_26362,"Hey, guys, I just noticed a possible break in the clouds. I didn't mean to break up your conversation.","Can I confide something in you, Pamst? I feel like she might be one of those human killing robots.",0,spont,train train_spont_26363,"Maya, there's an egg salad sandwich in the car. We should rescue it.","It did say ham bone, but I realize that today is the day that I freaky Friday with my current domestic partner.",0,spont,train train_spont_26364,Are you sure you both are okay with closing the shop and taking us to the airport?,"Now here's the thing. The fudge can fit in your carry-on because our fudge is very dense. Regular size, but weighs a thousand pounds.",0,spont,train train_spont_26365,Let's just dump him somewhere. I'm sick of these hitchhikers killing or sleeping on our watch.,"Oh, well, we're orphans. That's why we're here. No one wants us. Your reason is a lot worse.",0,spont,train train_spont_26366,There was a moment there where I though she was inside a sandwich.,It's good to see you. You should call more.,0,spont,train train_spont_26367,"Yeah, I guess I needed to go through a change. Break out of my domestic trap that I was in.",You don't get to call me Clappy. I'm Claptrap to you. Only Carol can call me Clappy.,0,spont,train train_spont_26368,Did they say they were traditional? I must have misheard that.,I know I said I would sweep off the solar panels and I did it. I just didn't do it when you wanted me to. I can't go through this visit with you mad at me. I can't do it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26369,"Could you go into the netherworld and find me Ian Curtis and Jim Neighbors? And by the way, there's a chance they might be together, I suppose.","What are you, some kind of cyber ghost? I thought you were a regular ghost.",0,spont,train train_spont_26370,Those nine girls being your nieces is complicated. ,"Oh, of course. You wouldn't want something signed to the wrong name. That would be insane.",0,spont,train train_spont_26371,What are you doing to my wife!??,"Now, you promised me this honeymoon was going to be something special, Mario.",0,spont,train train_spont_26372,She's still floating away. It's a very slow departure. She looks like she's lost. She's pointing.,It's cozy. Thanks for setting this up.,0,spont,train train_spont_26373,It seemed like she wanted me to have her jacket.,"Yeah and they're kids from the inner city, so I think a fight might break out.",0,spont,train train_spont_26374,How bad does the insult have have to be? Can it be a mild insult?,"Well, there's only the one seat.",0,spont,train train_spont_26375,"Now if you'll excuse, I gotta work on my free throw shooting.","Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner.",0,spont,train train_spont_26376,"Shelly, maybe I should follow my heart and do stand up comedy.","Oh, is that like the band or like the Aladin character?",0,spont,train train_spont_26377,"Tony, look at the chart. What does it say it costs to ship a couch?",Love it. Doesn't get more mischievous than that.,0,spont,train train_spont_26378,I was just over here enjoying the Floridian activity of hanker chief simulated plane controlling.,"Well, certainly. One of them of course is blood nut.",0,spont,train train_spont_26379,"Look, I think we should all split up while I go back to my safe chamber.",Secrets secrets are no fun unless of course you tell someone.,0,spont,train train_spont_26380,"Sweetheart, please stop talking. We're watching the news.","Ken, do you think he bought it? Do you think Chuck bought that you were a zombie?",0,spont,train train_spont_26381,"Well, that ain't my job. It's Maybelline's job. My second wife. She returns movies, that's her job.","Well, your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_26382,"Technically, they're all the same character playing all different ages and different interpretations.?",Is that because you're wearing suede and it's going to rain? Because that's the only reason I could think for your mood to change so dramatically.,0,spont,train train_spont_26383,I thought that was a dog.,"It's a chimichurri. It's not really a soup, I guess.",0,spont,train train_spont_26384,"When I first applied to be a weatherman, they told me I couldn't do it because I was wearing big shoes.","I've heard that you if your family are affected by mesothelioma, that there's a number you can call.",0,spont,train train_spont_26385,"So, you were on the whale watching trip. And captain, you were on the whale watching trip. Why is it that everyone on the boat isn't in here with us?","Well, it's been me by myself for so long, but sometimes you just want to feel like you're not alone so you say things like ""we."" And now that you guys are here, I was right. It's like a visualized a ""we"" and it came true.",0,spont,train train_spont_26386,"Hopper, come on. Stop making fun of the customers.","Really? Dang. Yeah, I was getting in there. It really hurts.",0,spont,train train_spont_26387,"Honestly, you gotta get a lock for your journal.","OK, Judy. Let's see what he has to say.",0,spont,train train_spont_26388,Hope you weren't blinded on the way over by our solar array. I just swept it off.,"Thanks, honey. It's funny because you're the colonel.",0,spont,train train_spont_26389,"This whole place, right now, used to be a storage container. Now it can house a family of four.",I don't know. Did you hear Tiptop say he used to own a business?,0,spont,train train_spont_26390,"Am I some kind of monster, kids?","Yes, those stories and your love of them has pretty much saved my sanity.",0,spont,train train_spont_26391,I'm stepping out of the car.,I'd love to ask them some questions.,0,spont,train train_spont_26392,Digital photos are really catching on. We need some ideas to boost business in our photo processing booth.,I think we failed in marketing. I feel like we should have given away the cameras that they give away at weddings.,0,spont,train train_spont_26393,I thought you did quite well on SNL. I think people liked you.,"My biggest memory is when she orders pizza, man, and she uses the internet and it looks really good.",0,spont,train train_spont_26394,"Well, right this way. Down this long, long, long hallway.",Your sister's name is Bristly.,0,spont,train train_spont_26395,"Denise, let me sleep on it. It's Christmas time. I'll go to sleep. I don't want to give you a raise. Maybe something will have caused me to change my mind overnight.",I should bring that up at the next church meeting. It'd be a great way to get people in the door.,0,spont,train train_spont_26396,"He said I can go fudge myself, he doesn't need this ship. Because he's a five year old who doesn't know how to swear.","Understood, Gerald. I'm sorry that I was the one to tell you we all disliked your wife.",0,spont,train train_spont_26397,"My dream form is like me standing on the balls of my feet, but in the dream form, I'm not standing on the balls of my feet.",I don't ever fully fall asleep. I sleep like a dolphin. I have one eye open and walk in a circle.,0,spont,train train_spont_26398,Feliacide sounds like I killed a cat. I did kill a cat once.,"I said you were very good. I said you were no Ira, but who is anyway.",0,spont,train train_spont_26399,"Oh, boy did I have a rough day. Can I get a ghost beer please? Thanks.","Well, I would love to tell you more about that, but the fact of the matter is It's definitely haunted. I don't know if you know of a little band called Aerosmith, but it was a night a lot like tonight 13 years ago that Aerosmith first were haunted on this stage.",0,spont,train train_spont_26400,Yes I'm a huge Pelicans fan.,You really are serious aren't you. This place must have cost a million bucks!,0,spont,train train_spont_26401,"OK. What are you doing right now, Monica?","Oh, I've told a lot of people that you are dead. They feel real sorry for me.",0,spont,train train_spont_26402,The art here is not a souvenir. These are authentic Navajo artifacts that have great meaning to our tribe.,"Oh, you work here? Sorry, I didn't realize.",0,spont,train train_spont_26403,"I am too. So I'll just put that on the schedule. After lunch, you and I will make love.","No, I mean with everything that's going on out there it makes sense. I can't blame anyone. I just didn't expect to have other people here in the panic room.",0,spont,train train_spont_26404,Is there any way to make that lamb be silent?,You guys are mean. Figures you're Tesla snobs.,0,spont,train train_spont_26405,"For an immortal oracle, that guy's got cut legs.",I wish I could. This place is like a rat's nest.,0,spont,train train_spont_26406,Maybe he's right. Maybe he can change.,"OK, well I gotta go bad. I got to take one.",0,spont,train train_spont_26407,"I know, but why doesn't he have a regular job? He wears that frilly apron around the house like a real Mr. Mom.","Well, that's the most nutritious part.",0,spont,train train_spont_26408,"We at Knox Berry Farm have heard your complaints. Now, you get to touch all the actors as much as you want.",He will. He'll do it and I'll invite the neighbors over and we'll pretend it's TV.,0,spont,train train_spont_26409,"I had a growth spurt, and I need panties.",OK. That was pretty specific. She still said nothing about your woman hips and didn't say your name was Bruce.,0,spont,train train_spont_26410,"Reverend St. Augustine, we want to put your tel-evangelical program on national network.","Rudy, thank you for holding me to that. You're keeping me honest in this dishonest world.",0,spont,train train_spont_26411,My name is Charlie. Dr. Charter and I are here to tell you about a disease.,"Well, I have a lot of hay in my hair and you have some old coats still left on you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26412,"Okay, I'm very tormented as a member of the Swiss Guard to go along with this terrible plan.?","Ah, well, Luigi, it's very nice, however, uh, I really asked that you stay below deck, as you know, because your appearance disturbs Pussibly.",0,spont,train train_spont_26413,"You see, your mother was a horrible person.",I found one. This parking garage is attached to a Best Buy.,0,spont,train train_spont_26414,"Where did I come from, daddy?","That didn't work until now, so you probably should have told me sooner that you secretly were this rock star, because I would have loved you a lot longer now.",0,spont,train train_spont_26415,You can go to New York City and dance.,"Yeah, I was hesitant, but I want to be best friends with my daughter.",0,spont,train train_spont_26416,I'm going to smother you to death. Much like you tried to do to your dear grandmother.,Okay. I have a lot of money under my mattress.,0,spont,train train_spont_26417,"Madam Prime Minister. Ever since the all night sushi places have been open, all the Dutch people have been poisoned by bad sushi, as if somebody had plans of world domination beginning with eliminating our people through bad sushi.",You'll never get the chance. Mother will always be here to save me.,0,spont,train train_spont_26418,"Well, sure, we have problems like any other untraditional couple.",You know what? I'm just going to run right at this.,0,spont,train train_spont_26419,Is there coconut in the coconut shrimp? Or is it just the name?,"Why wouldn't you tell us, we're the last three people alive, we think.",0,spont,train train_spont_26420,"Suedeface isn't still a baby, is he?",The tuna salad wasn't good. I trust that cafe for tuna.,0,spont,train train_spont_26421,"I'm afraid of stilts. That's why we're so distant, Janet. I'm afraid of moderate heights.","It's Janet, and stop looking at her like that, Mr. President.",0,spont,train train_spont_26422,"Hey, don't call me Junior. My name's Junebug.","Yep, this is made out of the skin of some of the people that didn't make it out of that fire. ",0,spont,train train_spont_26423,I don't want everyone know the exact date of my wedding yet.,That's a lot of vomit. How much shrimp cocktail did he eat?,0,spont,train train_spont_26424,You know my favorite quality about Troy? His hair.,"Please, Ms. Sapsworth, please don't tell anyone. This would be terrible for us, to all go to jail.",0,spont,train train_spont_26425,"We had a car, but we put it in the river.","You know who's sick? Me. I've been hovering over this trash can all day. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to give you the homework now. Either you do it, your mom does it - I don't care. But at the end of the year, I want that homework. If I were you I'd tell your mom today so you don't make her do it all in one night before the end of the school year.",0,spont,train train_spont_26426,"I'm behind you, Mr. Kubrick. I'll do a billion takes if you want. I want to get this right.","They gave me one doctor, but a real biter and chewer doesn't use a spit bucket.",0,spont,train train_spont_26427,"Hey, did I leave my silver spoon here anywhere? The one I keep in my mouth?","Yeah, I know I am. I'm larger than life. It makes it kind of hard to find pants that fit.",0,spont,train train_spont_26428,Could we take these skeletons to a science person and date the skeletons and find out how old they are?,"I'm really good, I would like to stay as long as possible to be honest with you. I'd like the deal to stretch out a long time because I don't want to go home.",0,spont,train train_spont_26429,"I think they're asking for help. Every time someone asks for help, you don't need to spite them.","Yes, of course. He's like the oldest daughter on the Cosby show.",0,spont,train train_spont_26430,"Please, I'm trying to get married. Don't point out dead animals.","Actually, she died in the experimental ant farm.",0,spont,train train_spont_26431,"Yeah, of course you're here for the football game. Yeah, go ahead. I just need your ticket.",Yeah. What's a football game without fans?,0,spont,train train_spont_26432,"You, cake guy, I need the cake to be believable. I want waves. I want it to look as though it's on strings. Not like someone's just holding it.","Well, I guess knowing that you guys are together, I feel like I can retire from my practice now.",0,spont,train train_spont_26433,"Hey, let's put a box on top of him.",I can see him up there in his little window.,0,spont,train train_spont_26434,"Oh my god, that was beautiful, Mr. Buffett.","Let me tell you something, mister. When you first showed up I thought you had something. This is interesting. Everyone wants the power of flight. But I don't want some doctor cutting open my body and attaching these wings to me. So I'm out.",0,spont,train train_spont_26435,All I need is just another 20 minutes to finish up in the convention room.,"Yeah, it's unfortunate. I wish I would have thought about my outfit choice better before leaving the house. When I looked in the mirror, I thought I was looking pretty sharp, but now I realize it makes me look like a smurf.",0,spont,train train_spont_26436,Don't undersell yourself.?,It's a little ping pong table. It's the truth.,0,spont,train train_spont_26437,"Hey, it's us. Maurice and Mauricia.",I love it. It's like god got trapped a riddle.,0,spont,train train_spont_26438,"Miss Belinda, are they disturbing you at all?",Kindergarten. Because they're too young to make fun of you.,0,spont,train train_spont_26439,You know what? I regret poisoning your wife all those years ago.,For one thousand Pepsies? In Brussels they're 25p.,0,spont,train train_spont_26440,"Listen, Nookia, how are you gonna help us carry these boxes? You don't seem to have any arms or legs that we can see.",Thanks. I was attacked by a bear.,0,spont,train train_spont_26441,We've been spending the coins to keep the clubhouse going. It costs rent.,"All right, you get until maybe later today. Even later than I said. You have until tonight to move the boxes.",0,spont,train train_spont_26442,Oh no you're coughing.,I don't know she's trying to get rid of it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26443,So your husband on board with a murder mystery game night? I know he usually likes things more lavish.,You have just settled a bet for me. Thank you.,0,spont,train train_spont_26444,"I'm sorry, my wife will be here in a second. I walk a little fast.",Thank you. I'm surprised you forgot it. You need to work on your memory.,0,spont,train train_spont_26445,"Those Matrix jackets, they're not for everyone. You know what I mean? I feel like if I wear a jacket that long it's going to make me look short.","I have friends, and I'd like several more.",0,spont,train train_spont_26446,"You know, I tried to be a fireguy one time. That might have been the main problem, that I kept calling it fireguys.",Omar! I don't know. It's happening again.,0,spont,train train_spont_26447,"I'll have one shot, but I really have to be careful about drinking too much.","But I just said we'll sing this new birthday song. Bob, are you giving me sass?",0,spont,train train_spont_26448,"It seems we have agreed to be an Abba tribute band, but change the lyrics to be highly personal about ourselves.",Look at our heads. We're both completely bald.,0,spont,train train_spont_26449,I can't be your son because I'm a woman.,"You don't understand. Week after week, I get calls from that Houstons restaurant, saying there's some sort of weird thing going on there.",0,spont,train train_spont_26450,I'm starting to feel like a tiny dog that shakes for no reason.,"Yes, but that's just what you tell people when you go to college parties so that you can make out with the cute young guys.",0,spont,train train_spont_26451,"Well, doubt is a good thing sometimes. It pushes you to be stronger.","That's right, that's my daughter. I teach her right.",0,spont,train train_spont_26452,"Father, I've awoken from my nap. I'm staring at a girl, Larissa.",You're right. I'm going to hit her the next time I see her.,0,spont,train train_spont_26453,We're scientists. We're here to document all of the different forms of carbon that exist in this cave.,"I say honey and sweetie, that should be good enough.",0,spont,train train_spont_26454,"I'll be back soon, honey. I love you! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!","Clinton, I think they're messing with us. How would there be ice in Florida?",0,spont,train train_spont_26455,I'm a little underweight and I'm supposed to drink my mango juice and coke.,"Yes, let's go now, Demetrius. It's sounds way more exciting than what we've got going on here.",0,spont,train train_spont_26456,"I was going to ask the chicken what it thought of me because my momma never told me what she thought of me. She always said ""If you get a chicken to like you, that means you're something.""?",That's why we're wearing our wedding clothes.,0,spont,train train_spont_26457,"Look, there's robots in this town, right?",It's fine. We're going to get married after this. So I hope this thing with that other girl that you're leaving with isn't serious. She could be our nanny.,0,spont,train train_spont_26458,"Hey, where'd you get that top hat and cane from? Did you steal that from someone else's mail? The top hat and cane you've been performing in.","Yeah, I gotta take a hang. I'm stressed out.",0,spont,train train_spont_26459,Sir are you quite done?,"Michelle, I never go against what the car wishes for me.",0,spont,train train_spont_26460,"Ray-ray, is there a problem? Is this the man we're looking for?","It wasn't a live shark, it was a mechanical shark. So technically it was real, but also fake.",0,spont,train train_spont_26461,"You have a good time hanging out with the girls this weekend, hon.","We have a dress code, so if the patient doesn't have a mane, we'll give them a fake one to put on.",0,spont,train train_spont_26462,"Tina, your mommy might be a completely different looking person when she comes back or she might have a completely different personality. We're looking to have interesting experiences.","Yeah, Leg Cramp ended up marrying one of those guys and leaving me.",0,spont,train train_spont_26463,I have a cold.,"Mr. President, why don't you look out the window. See the sights?",0,spont,train train_spont_26464,How ya doing? I'm John Wayne's son.,"Yeah, I'm getting there. I don't know why, I felt like I was being torn asunder.",0,spont,train train_spont_26465,"Well, why would you promise not to say horse? We're at a stable. You can say horse.","Sorry, sorry, I'm here. I walk slow. I'm not in a hurry.",0,spont,train train_spont_26466,"We're going to make this party so much better. It's gonna be rad. We're gonna be here for 28 minutes. And, like, you'll thank us tomorrow.","You know those Ed McMahon, like those letters that come in the mail? I mailed it in and that was my prize.",0,spont,train train_spont_26467,"I don't understand why people are so hung up on names. Like if you only have one daughter, why can't she just be daughter? That's just who she is to me.","Oh look, it has four arms!",0,spont,train train_spont_26468,The Thadeous family has a long distinguished history of witchcraft.,"We'll see about that! You're hyperventilating, sir. You don't look well. Is this how you're going to die? You're going to hyperventilate into this bag, while I shove it onto your mouth with force?",0,spont,train train_spont_26469,"Thanks, Ralph. Yeah, get my good side.","Sorry, I'm just really pumped up for spring.",0,spont,train train_spont_26470,"I hate that magic marker noise. Slats, you're killing me over here.",I eat the cheese and he eats the crust.,0,spont,train train_spont_26471,Can I be the guy who beats his wife?,"Yes, humble blimpsman, I do. It's hard for me to find love.",0,spont,train train_spont_26472,"Oh yeah, I remember nothing happening. Like nothing negative, I mean.",Wait a minute. What if I'm down for that kind of funky shit?,0,spont,train train_spont_26473,"Michael and Michelle, you're the last things that came out of me and I love you for that.",I think maybe it is. It's such a romantic story.,0,spont,train train_spont_26474,Okay. My name is Jonathan and I'm here for the R-star repair segment.,"I'd love to, thank you for the invitation. I didn't have lunch plans, so, I guess I could stay.",0,spont,train train_spont_26475,"Look Tammy, I have lived in the midwest all my life. Traffic is traffic. There's nothing you could do about it.",They've only got cashews and almonds. What are we going to do with that?,0,spont,train train_spont_26476,"I'm so sorry, my hearing is gone because of the clippers.","Yes, you're stealing the words right out of my book.",0,spont,train train_spont_26477,We must get our daughter out of the house. I've been wanting to ravish you in the dining room for 35 years.,"Yes, we're very concerned with cows at the moment.",0,spont,train train_spont_26478,I did used to have a career before I was in mega development.,I made a mistake. I went to one of those Argentinian places right before this where they just keep bringing you meat. I think I got the meat sweats.,0,spont,train train_spont_26479,I have some corn samples.,"Yes, we're at the end of our fourth lives. I've been trying too escape that cursed place for the past four lives.",0,spont,train train_spont_26480,"Morning, Tom.","Well, yeah. You don't have a car. I can't stop you from walking out of here.",0,spont,train train_spont_26481,"Mario, I got to tell you. This lady fills me with rage.?","Well, let's see. Based off your pelt, I'd call you a lynx.",0,spont,train train_spont_26482,"I would like to make a motion about taxes. I don't think we are taxing enough things. We could tax people's ideas, or, just the way the express themselves. Why not tax emotion?","Did they just confess to hearing us? Maybe everyone's finally being honest. Maybe that's what this room needs, Dean.",0,spont,train train_spont_26483,I didn't ask Alfred what the swords were for. I just got them. I do what I'm told,You mean swallowing swords? It's very difficult.,0,spont,train train_spont_26484,I've literally been letting out one continuous fart this entire time. I apologize.,"You did, to cashier. And I was the fastest cashier for that month and I won a boating trip.",0,spont,train train_spont_26485,It was the feather boa that caused us to shrink.,Was that echo me or you?,0,spont,train train_spont_26486,"I saw him talking to a car one time, saying ""let's go.""","You are? Oh my god. You really have a good reason for not go wanting to get wet. I just have that disease that if you get water on your skin, it burns.",0,spont,train train_spont_26487,I'm here to deliver authorization to cash that check and to start bringing in racks of video tapes.,"But, the date is for three years from now.",0,spont,train train_spont_26488,"You're still hot as shit, but you've gained some weight.","It's true. It won't hold up your pants, but it is a button that you can adorn your clothing with.",0,spont,train train_spont_26489,"Oh, you're part of the Roxbury family. I've heard of you.","Well, if you play your cards right, maybe they won't kick us out and we won't have to leave this town.",0,spont,train train_spont_26490,"Claire, could you please ask Ralph what his department is?","This is Home Depot, young lady. We don't sell feminine hygiene products. We have many different kinds of absorbent cloths for you, but that's not my department.",0,spont,train train_spont_26491,"Alright, everybody. Get in here. Kids come in for free. Come on up kids, I'm gonna tell you a story.",Maybe we can donate them to the meat market.,0,spont,train train_spont_26492,"It's getting late, Tia. Are you coming home?","Oh, thank you. Those are very popular. We sell a lot of those little bowls.",0,spont,train train_spont_26493,Thank you for finding me interesting.,You'll go to school when our job is done here in Afghanistan.,0,spont,train train_spont_26494,Here's what I say: may only the guy who didn't get a pointed axe to the skull be still standing! ,"Okay, I think you're definitely insane and I think your dad is, too, but like, this is really interesting out of anything to do right now. So, like, let's go get Miles.",0,spont,train train_spont_26495,"Is there a problem, officer?","Well, thank you for the thorough explanation about how you lost your handicap placard. You did all the character voices very well.",0,spont,train train_spont_26496,Obama was so poetic. Everything rolled out of his mouth.,"Well, I've got nothing in my calendar for the next eternity.",0,spont,train train_spont_26497,I guess I could open a therapy office. As long as I don't say I'm licensed it should be OK.,You're a terrible girl. Put your clothes back on and get out of my classroom.,0,spont,train train_spont_26498,I thought we connected on the bullying thing.,I don't think that we will. Thank you very much.,0,spont,train train_spont_26499,Stop throwing paper clips at me!,"Yeah, I know you don't got tampons.",0,spont,train train_spont_26500,I'm hoping that Cynthia will like me even though she won't because I'm a big fat loser.,That's true. I never get to sing on stage because of my horrendous voice.,0,spont,train train_spont_26501,Something evil happened in this home we're in.,"I guess tell my siblings I know I was the problem, and now that I'm gone we can finally be a family. Minus me of course.",0,spont,train train_spont_26502,So you're only part devil?,"Oh, I've already stayed. I've gotten into the Swedish Meatballs. They're delicious.",0,spont,train train_spont_26503,The Navajo have a very extensive belief that you can go out and change your skin and become a wolf or coyote.,It gives me variety.,0,spont,train train_spont_26504,I just want to put it out there that I'm not going up to space with you two gentlemen and your artificial intelligence to commit to any sort of relationship.,"Oh, no, of course I will make the time. You know, it's just that I'm busy with this, that, and t'other.",0,spont,train train_spont_26505,I feel like not having read Finnegan's Wake defines me as a person.,"I remember, sir. All those people died.",0,spont,train train_spont_26506,"Are you kicking me out because I don't have anything interesting about my haircut or the way I dress? Sorry I don't dress like you, dad. I'm sorry I'm not unique or sartorial.","It just, now that we're actually on the day and going to rob the bank, it feels intense.",0,spont,train train_spont_26507,"I'm having trouble drawing this man's sinewy, muscly thigh. And I would like some direction on that.","Well, you may be right, but I felt as if I were judging him just harshly enough for having shat in my office.",0,spont,train train_spont_26508,"Brandon, have you had any progress with your science studies?","Well, we would erase their memories.",0,spont,train train_spont_26509,You two are clearly brother and sister because you look exactly alike and you share a haircut.,"To be honest, mama, we just weren't sure if you were alive or not.",0,spont,train train_spont_26510,"Ms. LaPone, is there any way you could be in the picture with us and Mr. Takei? It would be a waste to have you take the picture.","Yes, I have a roll of film. Let me rummage through my purse. Oh, sorry, there's a pair of underwear.",0,spont,train train_spont_26511,"Oh, see? He doesn't remember everybody.",Like a fancy nice pen? Almost like the pen that I used to grade my little daughter's homework papers.,0,spont,train train_spont_26512,"No, that's the thing, it happens just like that. It's called Spontaneonation combustion.","We will crush you. Soon, no American little tiny boy will be able to go on a soul quest once I acquire that invisible pen and sign all of the documents necessary to ensure that the third Reich lasts for 1,000 years.",0,spont,train train_spont_26513,"Iris, don't you know how to pluralize words?",Those are for all the soles that got lost.,0,spont,train train_spont_26514,"Yeah, I was smoking like a chimney and that was really bugging her lungs.",That's right. I remember I had a friend who was a ladle. Another friend was an egg timer.,0,spont,train train_spont_26515,That's what this has been about the whole time? You want to be Bass Fishing and Jackpot King?,"Yeah, Paul. What are you going to do?",0,spont,train train_spont_26516,Improving. We're improving this neighborhood. They'll be places for you to live.,"I recognize you, you're that guy from the billboard. You're the guy who holds the cake.",0,spont,train train_spont_26517,"She doesn't know the difference between a piano and a human? She's trying way to hard to be a robot, Todd.",My favorite is Hair You Go.,0,spont,train train_spont_26518,Please don't tell my boss you're helping me.,I'll say this for him. He's very sexy.,0,spont,train train_spont_26519,The hat is plastic. It is representational only.,"Yes, I have certain things I'd like to say about this very complicated case.",0,spont,train train_spont_26520,I felt like falling asleep was covered under my note of something that happened and wasn't good.,"Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.",0,spont,train train_spont_26521,Lets do something we haven't done since we were young men lets sleep head to head you're head touching the top of my bed.,"Fresh fish, that sounds beautiful of course I will give her the family name pop.",0,spont,train train_spont_26522,"So, Doris, it looks like you take piano lessons and have a little bit of organ experience.",I didn't think we were going to after I dumped all the fuel.,0,spont,train train_spont_26523,I'm producing a movie.,The country where the war is happening?,0,spont,train train_spont_26524,"Oh man, once I start eating string cheese, I can stop.",The return policy here is amazing.,0,spont,train train_spont_26525,"I have wonderful news. My family just won a cruise! Blanche, I was going to invite you on the cruise. You see, I just left my wife, and my son needs a mother before he goes to Clemson. He can't be at Clemson without a mother.",Dillon's my cool name. Dillon Tristan.,0,spont,train train_spont_26526,"You're in the Port-o-Potty business, I would hope to see you spit out the word ""crapping.""",Just like when I proposed.,0,spont,train train_spont_26527,My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long.,You just want to hang your art in my house?,0,spont,train train_spont_26528,"Hey, you stupid dog, you lack opposable thumbs.",OK. Is it not a good thing to chew on the table? Do you want a taste?,0,spont,train train_spont_26529,"This is marvelous, well look at this.",Because your body starts to decompose pretty much from the moment of death. I was burned.,0,spont,train train_spont_26530,I've been watching Passion. The NBC soap opera where there's vampires for some reasons.,"Wow. Hey, old lady, are you flirting with me?",0,spont,train train_spont_26531,"Hey, Melissa, where did that guy come from out there?","Oh, yeah. Ever since I was a kid, my parents would physically tell me to face a corner every time something risque was happening.",0,spont,train train_spont_26532,The Friends isn't that new. It's like three or four years old.,"Yeah, nobody else has been on this plane. It's just you. Welcome to Cincinnati.",0,spont,train train_spont_26533,"You stay on the island, OK? Find your dad.","You know, my dad's lost somewhere in these waters. I'm going to stay here and search for him.",0,spont,train train_spont_26534,"Hey, who's the new guy?","Those ankles look mighty strong, ma'am.",0,spont,train train_spont_26535,"Randy, did you hear when I said I don't like my food to touch? I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude.","Well, I live in a world where I look for magic anywhere I can find. So, if we both have French names, it must mean something magical.",0,spont,train train_spont_26536,"Joanie, is it true they're going to tase us?","Why not? I'm just a volunteer, man. I don't have to be here.",0,spont,train train_spont_26537,Are you going to use your in flight magazine?,"Oh, yeah. I saw that on snapchat.",0,spont,train train_spont_26538,"I have been guiding souls on journeys like this for millennia. In all of my time helping people discover their otherness, I have never heard of a vision quest quite so underwhelming.","Well, it's organic and you know I'm on an all organic diet.",0,spont,train train_spont_26539,"You seem to be crying. That's probably bad for me to have congratulated you for ten years of loneliness, right?","Well, I didn't know if it was a shotgun marriage that someone forced them into, like an arranged type of thing.",0,spont,train train_spont_26540,"Maybe if there was a way for customers to bring their memory cards in, we could print out pictures that way.","Yeah, and you need to do it before you're in your grave. You gotta get back in the dating game, Dad.",0,spont,train train_spont_26541,You're going to go back and make your mother cut back on the wine spritzers and get her a prosthetic hand that looks decent. ,You have chosen wisely.,0,spont,train train_spont_26542,"After hearing your story about watching your mamma die on a ride, I'm going to give you my ticket.",How do you plan to get me back. What kind of prank do you plan to pull?,0,spont,train train_spont_26543,You're gonna start living your life.,"Oh, I'm open to anything darling.",0,spont,train train_spont_26544,I just want your impressions of me as a human.?,"OK, so we're both comfortable, but them dead chickens - I think they need to be colder than this.",0,spont,train train_spont_26545,Mmm. The best hotdogs in the world come from there.,Are you attempting to bribe a state official with chopped onions?,0,spont,train train_spont_26546,I feel as if I'm forgetting more and more things.,"Oh, Sears, that sounds good. Appliances for the home are there. I suppose you can get one of your blasted dresses.",0,spont,train train_spont_26547,Janet I bet you like where this is going.,In front of the kids?,0,spont,train train_spont_26548,"Marjorie, can I please have some Ramen?","Well, it was, Clark. I think everyone else here understood that. Everyone else put their best foot forward.",0,spont,train train_spont_26549,I am the reincarnation of the mother into a lifeless puppet.,"I just download that app. I haven't used it yet, though.",0,spont,train train_spont_26550,We died in a car. Our car is also a ghost.,"I mean, it's a hospital parking lot. We can't just have a car here with its hazards on forever.",0,spont,train train_spont_26551,What's the trouble you have with counting? It's very simple.,"Thank you. Now, I want you to behave here. Even though children are allowed in dance clubs in Iceland, this is a dance club for grownups.",0,spont,train train_spont_26552,How can a rock taste like gingerbread and vanilla? I don't understand.,She said may or may not. We're no closer to the truth.,0,spont,train train_spont_26553,"When I look into this man's eyes, I can see forgetfulness but I can see true love. I want to give you the ring that my father gave me, for you to renew your wedding vows.",Well cancer's going to get all of us at some point.,0,spont,train train_spont_26554,"I didn't make that change in Wikipedia. Someone else has been in here, Junior.","Oh, more jokes for me! You make me laugh.",0,spont,train train_spont_26555,No son of mine is going to slap me and cheeses on bread. You want to be a sandwich slopper? What about law school?,"Buddy, you got to not yell that in public places, okay? It makes people feel very uncomfortable.",0,spont,train train_spont_26556,"So, lady, if you're not going to do anything with these kids, can I just put them in this sack?","My name is Dericonium. I was named after my dad, Derick and my mother was a scientist. She wanted to make my name sound like an element.",0,spont,train train_spont_26557,"You're not even trying, Eve. Just push.",I'm not rugged? I've got a flaming stone.,0,spont,train train_spont_26558,"Hello everyone! And my famous greek phrase that I always use all the time, diogineze!",You were. I thought your numbers was a mistake. I thought you were just padding your things.,0,spont,train train_spont_26559,I start with the reflexes. I'm a little bit of a weirdo.,"Well, it just looked like you were pinning my associate here where she couldn't leave.",0,spont,train train_spont_26560,Regardless I am going to sleep the sleep of a king tonight,Dad it is my time on the TV you said even if you are trying to sleep that I could watch it!,0,spont,train train_spont_26561,I wish that it didn't have to be like this and that you could just trust me again.,But I wanted to.,0,spont,train train_spont_26562,"You're never getting out of here. You know who I am? I'm the murdered of the sea. You're mine now, son.","OK, I mean I don't have any cash, but I have some stuff that could be considered valuable.",0,spont,train train_spont_26563,It's time for another blood change.,I've been into getting hung over since I was 14. I get hung over all the time.,0,spont,train train_spont_26564,"I'm kind of of a collector. So, not only am I collecting the Big Macs as I test them out, I also am collecting glass found in Burger King parking lots.","Oh, no. My own children didn't come so it's nice to have this lovely couple here.",0,spont,train train_spont_26565,"Hey, it's me again. My wife's almost here.","Yeah, I am like that. I'm like, that kind of girl, with feelings and thoughts and vulnerabilities. And, OK, I walk so slow. I walk like a cool, smooth horse.",0,spont,train train_spont_26566,Chase bank will chase after ya money.,"Yes, I can cadet, very well done. You've passed my test.",0,spont,train train_spont_26567,"Hey, look! The dog is using his paw to page through that gourmet magazine.","OK, but it looks so tasty. Can't I just chew on it a few minutes?",0,spont,train train_spont_26568,"Captain, are you saying you can become the captain of this whale from the inside?",Nobody leaves this whale until we find out why you're here.,0,spont,train train_spont_26569,"Fellow scientists, we have a problem with Terry. We know he has a drinking problem, but he's been getting his rat drunk and letting his rat hang out with other rats.",I got fired today. I'm no good at selling cars.,0,spont,train train_spont_26570,"You know why I came here. I want a ""pot roast.""","You really have to hurry up, ma'am. The line is long.",0,spont,train train_spont_26571,"Ma'am, you're here from Orlando, FL?",I can see it. It's glowing like the north star.,0,spont,train train_spont_26572,Santa didn't mean any disrespect.,"So you're just somebody like me, waiting for your psychiatrist's diagnosis during Christmas week.",0,spont,train train_spont_26573,"Celeste, this is a Planet of the Apes mask. I took it from the warehouse. I want you to put it on.",The video game or the time?,0,spont,train train_spont_26574,We're a little shorthanded at the moment 'cause i just fired someone.,"Oh, maybe there's another car I can hitch hike with instead of yours.",0,spont,train train_spont_26575,This is a grave perversion of mars base regulations.,"Yeah, and she's somebody you can trust. She really listens to us and the idea that we can tell her anything and she won't tell anyone else is such a comfort.",0,spont,train train_spont_26576,We have some shoes here that not all of them are made on this Earth.,"Yeah, I'll do it. Sure, with my new friends here.",0,spont,train train_spont_26577,"Listen, we're fortunate to live in a town that gossip's exclusively by mail.","You guys got the best tacos, man.",0,spont,train train_spont_26578,Christ was born in 0. You gotta subtract 33 from 1947. It's not that hard.,"Yeah, I suppose so, but I'm used to meeting women on these opposites attract dates.",0,spont,train train_spont_26579,It was a mess. Exploded Smucker's everywhere. It looked like somebody had been killed by a dog.,"We caught him red-handed with a computer, sending a personal email. That is our group computer. It is for work and solitaire.",0,spont,train train_spont_26580,"Hey, Sandra Bullock, my name is Richard Jefferson.","I don't want to go into that. I have so many identities. I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net.",0,spont,train train_spont_26581,"Sam Houston, you're going to join us in the Gulf of Mexico.","Honey, the police are here. Help us! He's got Jorgens.",0,spont,train train_spont_26582,I've got my full pantry and I've just been making everything myself for people at the carnival.,"Yorgy, what you do to us? Now you have to teach this armless thing to juggle.",0,spont,train train_spont_26583,Thank you for setting up this meeting with me. It's always been my dream to work in the CIA organization and I will take any kind of job you have available.,"Oh wow, they are sentimental then. I think I'll take the tulips.",0,spont,train train_spont_26584,"I grew up with a very domineering older sister who told me exactly what my life was going to be, including marrying you.",She was the one who set his hair on fire.,0,spont,train train_spont_26585,You were the extra guy on the grassy knoll.,"I feel like I don't know how to relate to people, so I watch what they do and when I get to know their interests, I'll buy them a poster or something.",0,spont,train train_spont_26586,I guess you only like hearing this story when soft jazz is playing in the background and there's a flimsy adventure story wrapped around it.,"Oh, he spelled it out. He literally spelled it out. It's amazing.",0,spont,train train_spont_26587,Do you love us to put a bathroom in that god damn panic room?,I feel lightheaded. I've lost too much blood.,0,spont,train train_spont_26588,I'm under the umbrella of LensCrafters.,Thank you very much. I'm blind.,0,spont,train train_spont_26589,"Excuse me sir, I need to be a millionaire by tomorrow, do you have the book ""The Secret""? I see it. Thank you, goodbye.","Look, over there is a license plate. It must have swallowed it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26590,My name is Daryl Stanfield.,"I'll cut you in for some of this money if you just, I don't know, scare these guys to death.",0,spont,train train_spont_26591,You're all sweaty. Would you like to sit down?,"Geez, yeah, but he's not. I don't know, because I'll tell you what. I never really saw what happened with my mom and my dad.",0,spont,train train_spont_26592,Hay Anonda! He was sort of checking you out.,"You used to have to stand out in the sun. Now, you can just plug this thing in.",0,spont,train train_spont_26593,Things feel different now that I've changed the Wikipedia entry.,"Alright, you have to mark them out before you put them in the bin.",0,spont,train train_spont_26594,"We need to save these guys. I'm not just going to have more astronauts die on the moon, sir.","That's a great idea. Oh, it's a mini bike. All right, I'm going to go to the back.",0,spont,train train_spont_26595,There is a note app on your phone. You can use it on your phone.,I think they dream about dashed dreams or dreams not coming true.,0,spont,train train_spont_26596,"Here's $15, but keep the change.","He pulled the old double talk on you, didn't he?",0,spont,train train_spont_26597,It's all about money. It's all about money with you.,"I know I didn't. I definitely didn't. I'm actually shocked you can say something other than ""I'm the lady.""",0,spont,train train_spont_26598,You'd think the lights from his head would keep us awake.,"Alright, send it to 5050 Connecticut Drive.",0,spont,train train_spont_26599,This is not in any of the books I remember. We're going to really have to dig deep here.,"I don't feel that way, but it's interesting that you do.",0,spont,train train_spont_26600,"So, Tiny, how long has it been since your last confession?","You know what, this time I'm going to go for the funny bone. It's a little bit of a more sensitive spot.",0,spont,train train_spont_26601,I like your park. It's so full of water. Doesn't even seem like much land left at all.,"Yeah, I told you. I said I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open.",0,spont,train train_spont_26602,"First, I have to ask you if you're a cop.",That's what I wanted. I want songs.,0,spont,train train_spont_26603,"I'm really sorry dad, I didn't didn't mean to just run off on you.","But it sounded like they're going to put the cop they knocked out behind the curtain, which is where we are.",0,spont,train train_spont_26604,"Mr. Havingtrack, is this true? You're on a billboard?","Why, that's the first time you've ever admitted that. What a therapeutic breakthrough.",0,spont,train train_spont_26605,We could wait the three years to deposit the check or we could cash that check right away and really screw him over.,They could drink out of plastic cups that they can't seem to in their god damn hand and then drop them on the floor.,0,spont,train train_spont_26606,"Work, work, work. That's all you ever do.","It's ACAL. Approach, confront, ask, and leave.",0,spont,train train_spont_26607,Who's this creep? I feel the urge to punch him for some reason.,"It's got to be a vote. I'm supposed to carry four fucking people? Come on, guys.",0,spont,train train_spont_26608,Who's this? Someone new? Are you new?,Aren't you the president of the camp?,0,spont,train train_spont_26609,"Why do I come up with ideas if every time I say something you're automatically like ""Go fuck yourself, Gaston?""",Thank you Claude.,0,spont,train train_spont_26610,"Excuse me, are you open?",Tell that dead baby bunny to get it's dancing shoes on because I still love you.,0,spont,train train_spont_26611,"Oh, they succumbed to the virus then.?","I did, I asked him casual with a lowered voice. That's subtle. If it was blatant it would have been like ""Hey, Mr. Did you mean Fahrenheit or Celsius?""",0,spont,train train_spont_26612,I don't really understand your business model. You're giving away free pot brownies to young comedians?,So many empty peach baskets. Get them out of here. We ate all the peaches.,0,spont,train train_spont_26613,Hey would you mind taking these bags up to the room?,"Oh, the bagel shop at 2nd and 12th? The bagel shop's still over here, still over here at 2nd and 12th. They took the sign away years ago.",0,spont,train train_spont_26614,Thank goodness it's a long cartoon that your dad and JD are watching. Let's leave. ,Oh my God. Really? It's very mildewy down here. Do you have any Febreeze?,0,spont,train train_spont_26615,"Well, I'm not sure if Junebug is qualified, but since Featherman is dead, it seems like Junebug is the perfect candidate.",Did you think you were at a factory this whole time? This is a warehouse.,0,spont,train train_spont_26616,I'm ready to ditch Vince and come back to you if you just answer one question. Is that a baby bunny in your overalls or are you just happy to see me?,"In America, you can be whatever you want. Dream big!",0,spont,train train_spont_26617,"Alright, I'm not going to like toughing out being with Daniel. This fucking guy is the worst.","You say that, but I can tell by the look in their eyes. They're visibly cursing at me with their eyes. It's something I don't know if you're picking up on, Sharon, and I'm nervous.",0,spont,train train_spont_26618,You've made me realize that my whole life has been nothing but a lie!,"Well, first, could you come here and stand very, very close to me while I finish explaining what's going to happen with your car? You need to know these things before you drive off.",0,spont,train train_spont_26619,"Chuck, this is your chance to shine by being murdered on air.","Right. I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume.",0,spont,train train_spont_26620,Did you know Sally's mom before or after she was dying?,"Well, I mean, it's your store. Of course, you can do whatever you want.",0,spont,train train_spont_26621,Serving high end sushi is how they got him to do Ocean's Eleven.,They don't deserve to walk on dirt.,0,spont,train train_spont_26622,Those were my jagged little pills.,You're all such idiots. You're all bickering amongst each other.,0,spont,train train_spont_26623,"You had science fairs right there at home, Heidi?","You don't know me very well, do you Delores? I take my sleeping bag many places.",0,spont,train train_spont_26624,"Well, as soon as this is over you have a new, fresh life. You deserve way more than what he gave you.",I'm not really a music fan. I just like the way it looks.,0,spont,train train_spont_26625,I feel like I did a terrible job managing this team.,I noticed it but thought what was really distinctive about these kids is their enthusiasm.,0,spont,train train_spont_26626,"I mean, how different is sea glass from ground glass?","Oh, sorry, we just got deep in conversation.",0,spont,train train_spont_26627,"Okay, I think you're definitely insane and I think your dad is, too, but like, this is really interesting out of anything to do right now. So, like, let's go get Miles.",It's coagulation of duck and cocaine.,0,spont,train train_spont_26628,"He'll take you to your table. Show 'em how it's done, Bob. Here's your moment to shine.",To make us work this long without breaks?,0,spont,train train_spont_26629,"Yeah, where'd your boobs go anyway?",He married into it. He was previously married to Tammy Albertsons.,0,spont,train train_spont_26630,"Yeah, everybody knows you can't be on TV with big shoes. But you changed all that.","Oh my god, here he comes.",0,spont,train train_spont_26631,"I'm never going to spend you, penny. I'm going to round up to 5 every time.",My name is Renee and I get around. You've probably heard of me.,0,spont,train train_spont_26632,I'm looking for a way to get out of here. Help me.,I wish you were a lion in the sack.,0,spont,train train_spont_26633,"Laurent and Charisma, you're identical cousins?","Yeah, I'll learn about anything that you want to teach me about, Mr. Brown.",0,spont,train train_spont_26634,"I'm not a dwarf. I'm just short, okay? Just a short guy.",I know how to tie many. I was once locked in a bathroom with nothing but a boy scout manual.,0,spont,train train_spont_26635,Aren't all British people related?,Do you think I'm stupid? I know you're drinking lemonade.,0,spont,train train_spont_26636,"What percentage is that, honey? Daddy taught you math.",Don't pity my daddy. He works really hard. He's a man of his own means.,0,spont,train train_spont_26637,Kelly Sue is the star of the show. Everyone knows her.,"That's correct. It's kind of considered a rude and insensitive name now, but it still works.",0,spont,train train_spont_26638,"So, your gig at the comedy club is going very well then?",It's like a cat's hairball.,0,spont,train train_spont_26639,"They're not letting scorpions into the club these days, are they?","Oh, that's expensive. In-state is more expensive. The labor costs alone.",0,spont,train train_spont_26640,You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds.,I do so very easily.,0,spont,train train_spont_26641,"Oh, and I'm a veterinarian school teacher. I teach about how to become a veterinarian.","It might give me some solace, because it's been really upsetting.",0,spont,train train_spont_26642,"What do you think they dream about down there? In their dreams, do they have dreams about totally normal possible stuff?","Weird, he's wearing those Dr. Scholls inserts on the outside of his shoes.",0,spont,train train_spont_26643,It's getting really hot.,"I did not know that because I never asked. Because there are no questions in Maine, but only broken hearts.",0,spont,train train_spont_26644,"Ken, do you think Chuck bought it? Do you think he bought that you were a zombie?",I studied a new technique. I get a magazine called makeup magic and we're experimenting with layers. That script will be here any second.,0,spont,train train_spont_26645,What is this hope bullshit? You said you could make our dreams come true.,Pretty good. I feel like maybe I was a little head of my time though. This would be a chance to tread the boards once more.`,0,spont,train train_spont_26646,"But, like, in all honesty, I don't want to point fingers, but, you're working at a Dennys, so that's kind of a step down from me in my situation. I still got it!","Teeth, I clean.",0,spont,train train_spont_26647,Andrew Parson has a few things to say about breakfast cereal.,"Ma'am, you see this AK47? This is my pass.",0,spont,train train_spont_26648,"Your eyes are so pretty. You have lashes like a girl, but you still wear them in a masculine way.","I don't know who's worse, her that wheezy kid over there.",0,spont,train train_spont_26649,"Hey, Lacey. Remember the last time we picked up a hitchhiker? Trouble.","What's wrong with you, huh? Listen to your quavery voice. See a ghost or something?",0,spont,train train_spont_26650,This is our last day open. We won't be printing memories for people anymore. We'll be closing up shop and I don't know what's going to become of this place after we're gone.,It's really a lot of work. That's why I've gotten so skinny and beautiful.,0,spont,train train_spont_26651,"Normally, I would remove my hat inside, but it's television. They gotta know that I'm from Texas.","OK. So, saltwater toughys are the things you sell, but also what the employees are called. This place just keeps getting more and more weird.",0,spont,train train_spont_26652,Does the court reporter have her keyboard sounds on?,"Hey, how's it going buddy? Y'all went to go see a movie or something, didn't you?",0,spont,train train_spont_26653,"Mamma, Mia! Here we go again!",Are you sure you want to do that? That's pretty extreme.,0,spont,train train_spont_26654,Why is there a black wreath on the door? Did someone die in this room?,"Honey, why don't you go with Jermaine and take the bags up? I have a question to ask Shanice. ",0,spont,train train_spont_26655,"Gather around guys. I, uh, just looked at the sales of your album. You are huge in the Bahamas. I can't explain it. There's only one record store in all of the islands, but you're sold out everywhere.","I'm so sorry, my wife left me years ago for her OfficeMax manager and things have not been good since.",0,spont,train train_spont_26656,Guess who got out of the car?,"Oh thank god, the business is not going well.",0,spont,train train_spont_26657,I think maybe you're referring to the porno that you watch every night.,"Yeah, look at him saying heroine ruined him and that it's an epidemic.",0,spont,train train_spont_26658,Did your wife ever give you a reason for asking you not to leave this place?,I do this sometimes. I go backwards when I need to go forward.,0,spont,train train_spont_26659,I feel like we have that focus in common.,"Yeah, sure. Your place is so close to my place.",0,spont,train train_spont_26660,"Well, the second you start thinking of yourself as your own worst enemy and you don't blame other people, is the day you signed your own death note.","Dr. Morris, I don't think they'd be able to think because emotions override the brain when they're that happy.",0,spont,train train_spont_26661,How could a fire have even started at the hospital.,"Oh, boy. This is a good year too. Everyone needs one of those rocking horses.",0,spont,train train_spont_26662,"That doesn't mean you got any business, you were a prostitute but I was hoping and I pray as a 12 1/2 year old you didn't do any business.","Yeah, probably people judged him all of his life because of his height. So he became a cop.",0,spont,train train_spont_26663,I haven't broken eye contact.,"Of course I will. All right, little David, you get right down, you hear?",0,spont,train train_spont_26664,"Well, I was gonna pick out something, but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby.","Hank, if you say filigree one more time, I'm going to smack you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26665,"I'm going to kneel down behind this drug tester. You shove him over, make a big deal out of it. I pretend to be fixing my running boot. Then you run away. You escape.","If you test positive, don't worry, this is not the reason why.",0,spont,train train_spont_26666,"He, Claude, focus. We're doing the tribunal. You seem to be looking over there.","Madeline, if I were to accuse you of not being able to do your job I would, of course, convene the tribunal. As we do according to the book. The Icelandic manual that we all go by here in Iceland.",0,spont,train train_spont_26667,"Oh, shit, I fell asleep on the plane.","Yeah, living in your past life? I can see where this would be better.",0,spont,train train_spont_26668,"This is the captain speaking. If you're acting crazy, please stop yelling.",Of course. We ripped it off an elephant this morning. Nothing but the best for CIA operatives.,0,spont,train train_spont_26669,"You reek of marijuana. What's your name, sir?",You asked for it every ten minutes. The guy got tired of going back and forth.,0,spont,train train_spont_26670,You also have a red cap on. It looks like a dwarf's hat.,"That's fine. I'll learn from that and whenever they say ""boy"" I'll just replace it with ""girl.""",0,spont,train train_spont_26671,You want your body implanted into the ground so flat that a call can roll over it and into your mouth.,"He is good and he is great. God is! Not the man. I'm putting my hand up in the air, can you not tell?",0,spont,train train_spont_26672,I'd like to see the murder weapon one more time.,"I'll take this scarf and take a tourniquet around her leg and oh my god, that's so much blood.",0,spont,train train_spont_26673,I can't believe this guy ain't called my song all night.,"Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life.",0,spont,train train_spont_26674,To see the painting in person is wonderful. But is it smaller than you thought it would be?,"Well I thought this was going to be bing, bang, boom. Not dangerous to leave it there for ten minutes.",0,spont,train train_spont_26675,There seems to be a lot of hippies out in the crowd. A lot of people with dirty hair.,"That's typical of Brad. He's too afraid to eat chocolate, much less watch ultimate fighting.",0,spont,train train_spont_26676,My name is Belinda,"I think I'm Paul. Can't you tell, I'm doing the thumbs up all the time.",0,spont,train train_spont_26677,"Doug is ten, a feisty lad and he doesn't care for rules or teachers and their dirty looks. He's the kind that will throw an egg on the carpet.","We're going to lose some people in this show, but we're going to get a whole lot more.",0,spont,train train_spont_26678,"I know that the concert is delayed, but why are we in a line?","Oh, yeah, lots of them. Look at all of these things I've taken.",0,spont,train train_spont_26679,"Ralph, I really want you to zoom in on Janice's face during Catalina's segment.","Well, I accept that. I say thank you. And then I am glue, and your words don't stick to me. Wait.",0,spont,train train_spont_26680,I have to figure out how to phrase the news so that I can come up with the alphabetical order.,That was a very sexy moment and you handled the situation like such a champion.,0,spont,train train_spont_26681,You brinig only two port-o-potties to me daughter's quinceañera?,"Yeah. With elbow patches, preferably.",0,spont,train train_spont_26682,We're going to eat the snorkies. I'm not really sure where to start.,They all knew about the damn vacation. I asked all of them before I asked you.,0,spont,train train_spont_26683,"Hello, you miserable worm. Listen, humor me with this. Remember when I passed that law saying everyone has to be everything all the time?","I am too. If this was supposed to teach us a lesson we were supposed to learn about being careful what we wish for, I'm feeling pretty great about it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26684,"Did you say you were 5 years old, stationed in Afghanistan?","Never, never in your whole life have you made that mistake.",0,spont,train train_spont_26685,What should we call the cops?,"No, but my sister is supposed to come see me today, she's a big newscaster.",0,spont,train train_spont_26686,"Oh, my head hurts.","All right, Mr. Timmons. I don't like it, but OK.",0,spont,train train_spont_26687,"These assholes that I work with think that I'm drunk, which I'm not, obviously.","We're all rats, so we're all black.",0,spont,train train_spont_26688,We heard that this hill has been condemned.,"Well, I'm Odin, so I can make stuff happen. I don't know what clout you guys have.",0,spont,train train_spont_26689,Legend has it that anyone who gets their hands on the Hazel Diamond instantly becomes an asshole.,Twenty of the bank workers are dead and it's all on tape.,0,spont,train train_spont_26690,I tried to clear my mind and all I can think of is work. It's been too long. Maybe I should just leave and go back to the tenth circle of hell no one talks about.,"If I did, I could be risking my job here. We're not supposed to be taking people up above.",0,spont,train train_spont_26691,"What's your name, sir? Why are you walking around in the woods?","Oh, my God. That's awful. How could a fire have even started? Those places are built so they can't be burned down.",0,spont,train train_spont_26692,"David, we've not had a student like you in some time. Please talk to these young, up and coming students.","Keep in mind, you have to impress Lady Miss Kier and the rest of Deee-Lite.",0,spont,train train_spont_26693,"Guys, one minute until curtain. Thank you curtain.",That reminds me of my ring tone.,0,spont,train train_spont_26694,Yeah. My good friend and father Marion owns the theater.,"Yes. Look. The beard is going up, not down.",0,spont,train train_spont_26695,"I don't want to be a fireguy or a fireman, I just kinda want to hang around. This is fine. As long as you guys acknowledge that I'm here and also don't kick me out.","He does look a ton like Rodenberg. But, I feel like, didn't you go to our firehouse and try to get a job there? I feel like I remember you from a long time ago.",0,spont,train train_spont_26696,He pressed a button on his pants and they lowered.,He said it was Don but I think it was Steve Dons.,0,spont,train train_spont_26697,Women just aren't good at juggling. There's more male clowns because I think they're better at juggling.,Look at me. I'm 68. Do I look it?,0,spont,train train_spont_26698,Can I get something that tastes good and has no calories?,I painted our Direct TV satellite dish to look like a weather vane.,0,spont,train train_spont_26699,My real mom is fifteen!,We used to work together at a Quiznos many years ago.,0,spont,train train_spont_26700,Why don't we open all the walls and let everyone out.,"Yeah, she's gone. You can come out of the trunk now.",0,spont,train train_spont_26701,But did they write songs for Tina Turner?,"Yeah. I mean, a lot of my co-workers say I only choose the concerts where no shit is gonna happen. But I just, you know, I like the peaceful bands.",0,spont,train train_spont_26702,"Can I be honest with you? People weren't overly-fond of Alyssa. People felt that Melissa wasn't as religious as she could have been, you know, compared to everybody else. She just seemed regular.",I'm only going to stay for as long as it takes to get us to number 1 on the craft fair charts.,0,spont,train train_spont_26703,"As a gesture of diplomacy, please take a Blu-Ray DVD copy of my film, Life is Beautiful.",I love Noises Off. It's like a long episode of Fraiser.,0,spont,train train_spont_26704,"He doesn't know we're both girls, which I guess is fine, but it seems really weird.","But it's playing a song, I thought phones were like ""ring ring ring?""",0,spont,train train_spont_26705,Would you like some very spongy popcorn?,"Oh, G71. Our son is a true Feelings star up there.",0,spont,train train_spont_26706,Do you guys got a cigarette in that room?,You're right. I feel like these people are living our life.,0,spont,train train_spont_26707,"Sorry folks, that area is employees only. We have a way of doing things here at Joe's Crab Shack.","She wanted it from Joe's Crab Shack and I told her it's her birthday, she can have it from wherever she wants.",0,spont,train train_spont_26708,You should get one of those Matrix jackets.,Go to a club. Join a club if you want friends.,0,spont,train train_spont_26709,"Who are you? This is the largest asthma inhaler, I've ever seen.","Peggy, I have a feeling we're about to embark on a strange and wondrous journey.",0,spont,train train_spont_26710,I've been standing over here in a towel waiting for my weigh-in. I'm feeling pretty naked right about now.,OK. Thank you for helping me on what is one of the most tragic days of my life.,0,spont,train train_spont_26711,You're dressed up like that guy from Braveheart right now. It seemed like you wanted to make a speech. Like you got half your face painted post office blue.,"You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave.",0,spont,train train_spont_26712,What does an owl say?,"You have pluck, you have arrows, you have cynicism! ",0,spont,train train_spont_26713,"Nurse, prep the Doctor for flight.","Sometimes a sick pig lives inside of us. If we fix ourselves, the pig will fix itself.",0,spont,train train_spont_26714,Is that why you only gave us 2 plus signs after the A instead of the traditional 25?,I'm just worried about the smoke. I'm trying to keep it contained.,0,spont,train train_spont_26715,Welcome to the Wisconsin Smells. My name is Patrice. Would you like a towel?,"Folding towels is all you do, woman. All you do is fold towels and make dinner. Take care of me, pay the bills, wash my car. Sometimes I want a woman to be lazy.",0,spont,train train_spont_26716,"Sorry you all gotta come to school in the summertime, but that's when giraffe history month is and I gotta teach you about it.","Oh, wow! Tell me about it. What happened? I've always wanted to see one myself.",0,spont,train train_spont_26717,"Well, Heidi, it's a classic fold by Mrs. White. She almost took control of the situation as an adult supervising science fair, but then she let herself be bowled over by 2 kids.","No, I've done many science fairs before back in Deutschland and also at the home of my husband, Seal.",0,spont,train train_spont_26718,"Kurt, I want you to know that even though you're going to be dead in just 5 years time, you'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records a few times.","Yes, they work in an office, but they have those voices that are terrible.",0,spont,train train_spont_26719,And I am willing to have sex with someone.,"Right? I mean, we're gonna be here for a while so we might as well make it nice and cozy.",0,spont,train train_spont_26720,"Yes, and I rhyme only when I first meet someone, and then I abandon it.",That puppet. It's walking on its own.,0,spont,train train_spont_26721,"There is an entry for the Best Buy parking garage on Wikipedia, right?",I couldn't get my car out. Have you seen this barricade?,0,spont,train train_spont_26722,Chuck has been rolling on all of this the whole time. We have proof. Chuck proved the quantum leap quandaries.,OK. Turn away from the mirror and look at me. I'm about to go do the news.,0,spont,train train_spont_26723,Welcome to the ghost train. Do you have a ticket to be here?,"Yes, I want you to celebrate your anniversary in style.",0,spont,train train_spont_26724,"That's what I said, Dwayne. I mean, if people saw a woman walking around with a badge on they'd be like ""She's the sheriff?""",Then I will have some hotdog buns.,0,spont,train train_spont_26725,Me and Carol were having a disagreement and she pushed me right into the doors as they were closing.,I do and I love electrolytes.,0,spont,train train_spont_26726,"Thadeous brought his own Dyson. A Dyson, Mr. Seacrest.","Really quickly, put some make up over the giant scar on my face before I go out there.",0,spont,train train_spont_26727,"Kids, there's more to life than just taking the good and the bad.","Yeah, we support that. It's time to be honest with us.",0,spont,train train_spont_26728,"All right, so. Here's what were gonna do. First we'll get Targin to do something terrible to this guy who is trying to gouge us for nine dollars. Then, when we get back to Connetticut, and we'll have Targin take care of those shipping loan sharks.",Can I tell you something? I've handled all the shipping for this family by taking out loans. Everything we've ever put in the mail. There's a guy that I borrow money from. Eventually it's going to come back to haunt us.,0,spont,train train_spont_26729,Did you think about calling a plumber?,"I understand. Are you looking for a filter, as well?",0,spont,train train_spont_26730,"Welcome to DM Sliders, can I get you a bike?","And look, they're headed right to our front door.",0,spont,train train_spont_26731,"Fuck you, Don!","Yeah, he had a lot to hug out. He really needed someone to help him out.",0,spont,train train_spont_26732,Don't apology. Apologies are the tears of God. Guess what? It's not a time to cry.,"Oh, my god, it could last for weeks and months. The first cricket game is still happening.",0,spont,train train_spont_26733,"Look, you know what, you guys can keep being mean and offending me based on my Christianity. It's fine.","Well, it was a tie-dye shirt, it was bloody red. I mean, in hindsight, that was a terrible shirt.",0,spont,train train_spont_26734,"We can't have citizens of Narnia going to earth and hanging out. Also, there's some daughter of Eve running around here. ","Aren't they in the public domain by now? Surely, they are.",0,spont,train train_spont_26735,I'm sorry. I'm having trouble placing your accent. Where are you from?,"Right, and he loves to hug.",0,spont,train train_spont_26736,Tapeworms just wreck havoc on your intestines.,"That's actually how I even knew about this job. I was just walking by to get to the amusement park and I saw a sign that said ""typist wanted."" And I thought finally I can use my hands for more than just sorting condiments for four dumb idiots.",0,spont,train train_spont_26737,"Boys, what brings you to home?","And I carried that thing, the tall scale that doctors used to have? I just dragged that with me.",0,spont,train train_spont_26738,"Yes, yes. We do worship Satan here, so that's let me just clear that up right now.",You're in London.,0,spont,train train_spont_26739,I'm sorry. I don't see your name here on the list.,"Oh, come on. People like it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26740,"That meteor shortened the time, it gave us 48 hours earlier today.","I walked out the front door, I guess. I do it all the time.",0,spont,train train_spont_26741,Being shot in the calf is not life threatening and for the rest of your life you have a cool limp.,"Yeah, it's not zoned for multi-level structures.",0,spont,train train_spont_26742,Can I tell you something? Seeing clearly is overrated.,Same for me. I unhook my gravity boots. I drop down.,0,spont,train train_spont_26743,"OK, well I vote no.","Oh my gosh, Cheryl is the name of the lady. Does she have a forked-tongue snake friend who's part devil and part snake?",0,spont,train train_spont_26744,"Hey, we got a problem here? I'm the bouncer at this LensCrafters.",Shaun? What kind of Shaun? An A-U? An A-W? An A-U-G-H-T-H?,0,spont,train train_spont_26745,Are you attempting to bribe a state official with chopped onions?,"Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili.",0,spont,train train_spont_26746,"Oh, I got egg on my face 'cause I thought you meant me.?","Oh, they succumbed to the virus then.",0,spont,train train_spont_26747,All babies are cute. Nature designed it that way.,"Hold on, let me getting the stuffing bag. And it's level four stretchy-ness.",0,spont,train train_spont_26748,"Yeah, at first I thought the man was just testing out his super absorbent shirt, but now it seems like he's trying to rub it in everyone's face.","That's true, Obama put an end to that. Rudeness ended when Obama was elected.",0,spont,train train_spont_26749,Is it vanilla? Please be vanilla.,"Oh, the more the merrier. As long as we get this song over and done with.",0,spont,train train_spont_26750,"Yeah, you're right about that. Maybe we should ban together and create some kind of union or something.",OK. Lay down on top of this guy. He's almost finished.,0,spont,train train_spont_26751,"Mel, you're a superstar. I just wanna let you know that.","It could even be outdoors somewhere, communing with nature.",0,spont,train train_spont_26752,We'll have to see if our birthmarks match up when we touch tongues.,They're really giving her a lot of time on this show too.,0,spont,train train_spont_26753,"There's been, as you know, a knock off Wreck-it Ralph running around abducting children and selling them to park employees.","Well, you learn Universal Studios behind the scenes lore if you work here long enough.",0,spont,train train_spont_26754,I just don't know if he is going to like my comic book.,That's right you have been doing them like that since you were eleven!,0,spont,train train_spont_26755,"I wear this cowboy hat to remember the people that perished that day in the fire. It's like a living memorial. But, it's not alive. It's just a hat of flesh.",I think my fingers are melting together.,0,spont,train train_spont_26756,That's exactly what I heard! That you were the 14th woman in space.,It's Sandwicheria. S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H-E-R-I-A.,0,spont,train train_spont_26757,"Speaking for myself, I know that I didn't murder those people.",I got burned by you a couple years ago. You sent those oven mitts back and said they didn't work.,0,spont,train train_spont_26758,"Oh, well, welcome to Cold Stone.","Well, I started as a very young man. My mother read me a book about ants and she taught me the vowels.",0,spont,train train_spont_26759,I found a Casio.,"That's right, Van Helsing! You are powerless against these three ladies! The very idea that they can't get pregnant so it ain't gonna complicate your life none is irresistible to you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26760,"Roger, you got me? Can you hear me?","Mary, you owe Chuck an apology. He's been my cameraman for as long as I've been part of news control.",0,spont,train train_spont_26761,"Look at this tooth I pulled from my daughter, Dr.","Yeah, a passing througher you might say. Not a townie.",0,spont,train train_spont_26762,"What's wrong with him anyway? He's got that oxygen tank. You don't smoke around him, do you?",Is this any way to treat your husband?,0,spont,train train_spont_26763,"Now, can you assure us that you have enough roast beef this time?",We both sleep on the top bunk because the bottom bunk is too dangerous.,0,spont,train train_spont_26764,"Look, Charisma and I fit into this coat together perfectly because we're identical cousins.","OK. So, first you change the signs and everything. Then, you tell the workers that it's changing? That seems out of order.",0,spont,train train_spont_26765,I want to introduce you to the mascots that are going to be the little puppets we have walking around the Wisconsin Dells Water Park in Minnesota.,"I'm so sorry. The elevator door keeps closing on my hand.,",0,spont,train train_spont_26766,I'm just going to take a lap around the room while you two are talking.,I am my child's church.,0,spont,train train_spont_26767,"Wow, I mean, this really looks like a regular old house.","Yeah, I don't know. That's just like Cheryl's dad. He used to own a business, and now they're poor.",0,spont,train train_spont_26768,"I will go out and dance if it means it will save our marriage, which has already ended but could begin again.",It makes sense. You did the right thing. You might as well enjoy the last years you have left.,0,spont,train train_spont_26769,Your feet are heavier than they look.,It's just the dolls in this museum because there's certain tears on them after midnight.,0,spont,train train_spont_26770,Your date is a very beautiful woman.,"I learned it from you, Mick.",0,spont,train train_spont_26771,I'm in a self defeating cycle.,"The most tense area is our anatomical butt hole. It holds a lot of stress. Metaphorically, there are a lot of other areas on our body that could be considered butt holes.",0,spont,train train_spont_26772,"Vivi, we just got a huge order of knick knackeries. ",You look like an infant in a business suit.,0,spont,train train_spont_26773,"Listen, we've got a problem that only you guys can handle.","I am Italian, as a matter of fact. My name is Ray.",0,spont,train train_spont_26774,Everyone must like it in order for David to graduate.,"Pinky, I'm sorry. I should remember you like to be address informally.",0,spont,train train_spont_26775,I feel like this highway is a dangerous place to be having this conversation.,I'm doing great. I'd love some of your beads though.,0,spont,train train_spont_26776,"If everybody goes to sleep, then the guy gets you with the glove. You know, with the bird face and the hand and the stripped shirt.",I don't think there are stairs.,0,spont,train train_spont_26777,I'm not in charge of getting them out of the van.,"Maybelline, this is unbelievable.",0,spont,train train_spont_26778,"Here at Southwest, at the Florida International Airport, we all just want to go surfing. That's a Christmas tradition here.","Well, we can all see you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26779,"So, you're doing an interrogation here?",I'm just talking to him as an employee of the amusement park.,0,spont,train train_spont_26780,"Ma'am, you're standing very close and your hands are all over me. Are you two not married?",Why are those bags with the dollar signs looking bulgy and much larger than they were before?,0,spont,train train_spont_26781,Thank you for reminding me that I'm no longer married to Seal.,"Not completely Meredith. They're drawn on. I can show you how, if you'd like.",0,spont,train train_spont_26782,You haven't seen my papers.,Can you show me just a quick preview prayer?,0,spont,train train_spont_26783,"Secrets, secrets are no fun unless of course you tell someone.","Yeah, but I think he'll be fine. What could go wrong? I mean, I had a deer tick once and I got Lyme Disease briefly, and then I got rid of it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26784,We're not really related because I'm adopted.,They also say you can't put them in your mouth.,0,spont,train train_spont_26785,"Well, I have a weird job. Parents hire me to hide in their kids' closets on the off chance on the off chance that the kids will wake up in the middle of the night and back into the closet. I'll grab them, and it's used as a tool to teach kids to keep their rooms tidy.","Hey, thanks. I hope that means your will.",0,spont,train train_spont_26786,"Listen, I'm just saying that we can be roommates. That's just where the relationship ends. ","Yeah, I'm going to see an old friend, who I think is in hospice care.",0,spont,train train_spont_26787,"Before you do, just remember, glass grits means it's just ground glass.","That's amazing, it's really got everything we need and a little more!",0,spont,train train_spont_26788,"If they don't know that you are coming, you definitely want to lead with the side pony.","Yeah, I want you to talk to it. I want you to say everything is fine.",0,spont,train train_spont_26789,These cookies are stale.,"Thank you, Evan, you're so sweet. I appreciate that.",0,spont,train train_spont_26790,"Mrs. White, what else to you draw veins on?","Hi Mr.Harbor, I'm sorry, I thought maybe you were Meredith's brother.",0,spont,train train_spont_26791,"Monica, can you write a letter for me? I need to give it to the principal so I can leave early today.",I remember when you told me that people who move in together and kiss all the time didn't have to be in love.,0,spont,train train_spont_26792,Our story is set in ancient Rome. ,I just can't believe I'm going to school with robots and mon calamaris.,0,spont,train train_spont_26793,"Oh, thank you Catarina. What a help you are.","People will get hungry, especially with a tapeworm in the picture.",0,spont,train train_spont_26794,"When I'm at the gym, I get told to clean up the statues and fluff the roses.","Why, thank you. I'd like to unburden myself of these gloves.",0,spont,train train_spont_26795,I'm a little worried this is above my... I'm the social media manager for this aquarium. I just don't think this falls into my category.,"No, I - this was... to try and have a nice dinner in the tank, I can see it's obviously a lot of fun for the people watching us - out there - they seem to be really enjoying the fact that no matter how many times I spin the salad, it will not get dry.",0,spont,train train_spont_26796,"So, you were immediately promoted from Lieutenant to Captain?","Let's see. In Bible times, people lived to be thousands of years old. ",0,spont,train train_spont_26797,Do we have to steal pets?,"I may just be a docent, but that makes sense to me.",0,spont,train train_spont_26798,Those are all bad places to be shot.,OK. I can't imagine. That seems like the worst. They should be forced to move.,0,spont,train train_spont_26799,"A while ago, before you came up on the train platform, I met a - I don't know - a common huckster, a confidence man. She gave me some powder and helped me sliding-doors my own life.","Oh, I mean, me too kind of. We were just summertime Buddhists. Were you guys year-round something or others?",0,spont,train train_spont_26800,"Well, my name's Calisto and she's Calista.",I don't know if that's really a good idea. There's lots of blood over here in my hands.,0,spont,train train_spont_26801,"Sandy, the surgery's over. How do you feel?","Don't worry, you'll be able to fly to them yourself with my patented falcon wings.",0,spont,train train_spont_26802,"Mr. Cruthers, I noticed that you wear your climbing shoes to descend. I thought you usually use your climbing shoes to climb to ascend.",This is the LaCroix factory. What are we going to do if we don't have water?,0,spont,train train_spont_26803,"They have a lot of magazines to thumb through, Doctor. I don't want you to lose your train of thought.","Right, it isn't. Truth be told, his father loved soap operas and I do believe that's why he left us because he had such a love for them",0,spont,train train_spont_26804,We do farm medicine.,She so young. She's barely 18. Freshly 18.,0,spont,train train_spont_26805,"Hey, Mario! It's Luigi! Did you give him the knife??","Oh, you mean when I was a whore. Now, I just whore out flowers. I've got to tell you. Carnations are not actually blue. We soak them in blue water. Then, they soak it up and turn blue.",0,spont,train train_spont_26806,Stop looking at my pubes.,Roger! Where have you been?,0,spont,train train_spont_26807,"I'm the know it all, the brainy one who's got a good heart, a heart of gold.","I can't, stop. You know. I can't stop, won't stop. What is it the kids are still not saying anymore?",0,spont,train train_spont_26808,Don't just start with that line!,"Yeah, sure, I mean, if it's going to help me get, like, into Hollywood, I'll do basically anything, like, required of me, Mr. Nulty.",0,spont,train train_spont_26809,We both sleep on the top bunk because the bottom bunk is too dangerous.,It's a gummy rat and it's our prop. And it's a gummy rat filled with blood.,0,spont,train train_spont_26810,"Given this turn of events, Dale, you just keep doing what you were doing.","Yes, is he about to finish her?",0,spont,train train_spont_26811,"Sir, let me interrupt you for one second there. How can we help you here at the Cracker Barrel? We don't really get werewolves in here.",It wasn't because you didn't know the word Heimlich and that man died?,0,spont,train train_spont_26812,A lot of times we use our bathroom behavior as an excuse and it's actually a metaphor for something bigger that's going on.,And where are your boobs?,0,spont,train train_spont_26813,They're here now. Let's just go for it.,I held the rope.,0,spont,train train_spont_26814,I'm not going to wear these shoes. They're not for me.,"Yes, well it is adorable. And I want people to see it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26815,"I don't know if I have a strong opinion about the defendant, but I will say as a woman, who has been very happily married and in love with her husband going on 44 years that I believe the wife did it even though she is also dead.",Scotch. I come from the scotch tape family.,0,spont,train train_spont_26816,I'm getting cold out here and I think the show is starting.,"Yes, back at home we have some. We each have our own set.",0,spont,train train_spont_26817,"Listen, Tyler. Play it cool, man.","Here's the thing. Their chief exports is these doughnuts that have become sort a designer doughnuts that everyone loves. But these doughnuts, they do stuff to you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26818,Who's this one legged cop?,It's what I do. I'm a state fair janitor.,0,spont,train train_spont_26819,I'm always impressed by a constant accent.,"I did. I was thinking ""I hear something behind my back, some kind of contraption is being worked on. But I can't see anyone here.""",0,spont,train train_spont_26820,These hands are the only thing I love.,"There are ants crawling on mommy's pants, Sven.",0,spont,train train_spont_26821,I'm just pushing along. I'm just going to stand here and hold myself up on the counter until I fall over.,And that is how I raised you. And that is how you will be forever.,0,spont,train train_spont_26822,You don't think they are a little mad they seem really angry at us.,"Oh yeah the one that outlaws any and all fake maple syrup and makes it punishable by death to consume, good idea.",0,spont,train train_spont_26823,I made promises to my dead mother. I'm sure you probably did too.,I was thrown by the fact that he's a lot taller than I ever knew Ryan Seacrest was.,0,spont,train train_spont_26824,"I checked in years ago, and I had all of these double cheeseburgers, and I can't seem to leave this room.","Your ring tone is somebody whispering ""you're going to die?"" Can you turn that on vibrate?",0,spont,train train_spont_26825,"He did have a good point, though, when he said that you had lovely eyes. I would concur.","She was always dying. We knew each other in high school, and even then she had double pneumonia.",0,spont,train train_spont_26826,"Dr., you're a doctor. You seem like the right person to sacrifice this man. You've got scalpels and stuff.","I am single, but I made a vow not to get married again until I relocate far inland.",0,spont,train train_spont_26827,"You know, Pete, when I think about you and I and our girlfriends, I just think to myself ""who needs it?""",That sounds like the easiest job on Earth to get.,0,spont,train train_spont_26828,It's our anniversary. We've been married 30 years.,I thought they were all great because I think that you've got charisma.,0,spont,train train_spont_26829,We never did forget the Captain.,"Yes, I can laugh in the face of danger or death.",0,spont,train train_spont_26830,I'd like to hear a rumbling of the tracks or a train whistle to indicate that the train is coming.,"Oh, darling. It's just as I've always dreamed. Your face is on another man's body.",0,spont,train train_spont_26831,"Amos, you sound just like the record. I thought you were lip-syncing to the record.","Yeah but I was just wondering if you could, like, maybe write a letter to my dad just saying that I turned in all my work and that I'm probably the smartest girl in the class.",0,spont,train train_spont_26832,"Jeremy, we're at the zoo this year for your birthday, since last year's birthday was insanely bad.","Yeah, they haven't been happy for a long time. There's just a lot of misery.",0,spont,train train_spont_26833,"I can't believe that Claire's thing was bigger than my secret about a child that didn't know he was my son. I'm so glad that it worked out so well, darling.",I would cut the chicken cutlet into five pieces.,0,spont,train train_spont_26834,Eleanor. Time for your first day of middle school.,"Thank you, Kevin. You're a very forgiving person.",0,spont,train train_spont_26835,I'll be a robot like normal. I always get type cast as a robot.,I'm asking some questions and we'll see what the answers are. ,0,spont,train train_spont_26836,"Evelyn, you know Garold is a very eligible bachelor.","Well, it ruined my first marriage, but lesson learned. I won't let that happen again.",0,spont,train train_spont_26837,Can I do old man makeup for my art project?,"Well, I can see that. From your eye, down to your nasal labial fold, to the crease at the bottom of your mouth, straight to your cleft China.",0,spont,train train_spont_26838,"I'm no artist. So, maybe that won't work.","Well, well, well. If I didn't know any better, I would have said you're that woman that I swore if I ever saw again I would give a big old hug and welcome back to the neighborhood.",0,spont,train train_spont_26839,"We're worried about your disheveled appearance. There are regulations and laws about wearing clothes, Gwyneth.","I have to ask you a question, and I understand that we're both just waiting here in this waiting room, waiting for whatever it is were waiting for, but you seriously thought you were going to get a port for free? What kind of port were you thinking about? Like a port where boats would go, or like a USB port?",0,spont,train train_spont_26840,"Charlie, Linda, I'm going to throw the switch to start the gel factory line.",The spikes? They're very nice. I've never seen anything like it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26841,"It sounds like it was Lorielle's plan to get you lost somewhere. I mean, she took you away from your husband.","I just saw a big house and I thought ""well, people live in houses"" and then I saw a sign that you needed a typist.",0,spont,train train_spont_26842,"Wow, and you got him when he was eight, too. He's getting really up there.","The delay is over. Then, we can just wait for the concert to start.",0,spont,train train_spont_26843,So a match of cricket can last for days?,He stole my wallet. He literally steals.,0,spont,train train_spont_26844,"I'm sorry, are you asking me out on a date, ma'am?","It's a windy day. You gotta let it die down and then people are going to want it. Right now, they can get it for free.",0,spont,train train_spont_26845,Correct me if I'm wrong. You don't care about kids.,"Too many calories. I want the paint. I want the paint, I'm hungry. Hey, you want to come over and have some paint with me?",0,spont,train train_spont_26846,"Yes, we said all sorts of things, didn't we. Didn't you say would run through snow in the Olympics?",You don't mean the disappearing athlete from the Pyongyang Olympics?,0,spont,train train_spont_26847,That was very disrespectful to open that casket.,"It's an ant farm. But, it's going to be the biggest one ever.",0,spont,train train_spont_26848,"So what's a couple minutes, you know? Some people spend their whole lives and they don't do a thing. We can spend the rest of our lives, a minute or whatever it may be until we run out of oxygen here one the moon, living to our full potential.","Fellas, I was torn. I didn't have a better idea. I said let's do a sexy car wash. Then Jones came up with this idea of having a couple of astronauts die on the moon. You gotta admit, it'll get a lot of attention.",0,spont,train train_spont_26849,"Look, there's robots in this town, right?","Yeah, something feels a little bit weird about this because I just met and I'm already helping you, but I heard so much about you so I'm sure it's fine.",0,spont,train train_spont_26850,"Momma, that is ridiculous. This is clearly Murray, the Mayor of Amity.","I'm a little scared. It's quite dark in here. The candles are all very melted and yet, they are still on.",0,spont,train train_spont_26851,He's a baritone like you wouldn't believe. I have to put him on helium because it turns me on so damn much to hear it.,"I have not. And to be honest, I was so busy speaking in unison with others that I don't know that I caught what you were saying.",0,spont,train train_spont_26852,"I mean, can you fault someone for wanting to rape you? You know, as long as you don't act on it.","I wouldn't mind using my position to, uh, make you have sex with me.",0,spont,train train_spont_26853,"Ricky, you scared away those demons.","I want him to fuck a pie on my voicemail, so that when people call me they hear the sound of a pie being fucked.",0,spont,train train_spont_26854,"That's it, Terry. You're fired. Leave the lab and take your drunk rat with you. I hope this has no repercussions on the rat kingdom.",I can't figure out if it's a coincidence or if you're blaming us.,0,spont,train train_spont_26855,"Yes, it was. It was like it had been heated and then frozen.","Yes, um, and we're honored to have you here. We just wanted you to know that we have lots of roast beef, and uh, your server will take really good care of you. They've re-upped Dracula and I think you're going to really enjoy it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26856,"Honey, I want you to listen up now.",I knew there was a reason he was loitering around. Just being all vampire-y. Not coming in.,0,spont,train train_spont_26857,Time passes differently inside paintings.,"God damn it, you're never going to be a professor of philosophy. You tried and it didn't work out.",0,spont,train train_spont_26858,My brother Daniel likes to stay in the grandfather clock.,"It's nice to see you, as well. Step no further in this house with your shoes on.",0,spont,train train_spont_26859,"Wait, did you live near the boat the Dawn Treader?",How important is it? What if I learn to read some words?,0,spont,train train_spont_26860,"Oh, look who it is. Uh, we had to go on some errands and we forgot that you were here. Sorry about that.","Catarina, I can't believe it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26861,"Mr Powellmore? What if I finish it early and I turn it in tomorrow? I mean, is there any way I can get my grades early? 'Cause my dad really wants to see like, that I'm working hard and that I'm putting the time in.",It was my fault for wearing that brown shirt.,0,spont,train train_spont_26862,"Hey, Cheese Danish. All my strudel money's dried up.","We're from War Road, Minnesota. It's way up in the Iron Range.",0,spont,train train_spont_26863,We're not related. He's watching me this weekend because my mom wanted to go to the spa.,"Okay, great. Perfect. It was dirty. Yeah. You know what they say? Most people say you can't put electronics in the dishwasher, but that is wrong.",0,spont,train train_spont_26864,I'm looking for a toilet.,"Yeah, now that I've got a jacket and you've got glasses, we're practically white!",0,spont,train train_spont_26865,"You're talking to Bulene, and I'm saying it was an accident. She wrapped her hands around her throat and she went to town.",It's very intimidating. My wife is easily intimidated.,0,spont,train train_spont_26866,"If I wanted an echo, I'd go up on the Yeti.","Of course it does, Mr. Disney. You've been hit in the head with a brick several thousand times over the years.",0,spont,train train_spont_26867,"You know what? In another life, Quadge, maybe we could have been friends with each other.","Look, I can't help that I have a speech impediment. I try the best I can. I got to do what I'm relegated to. This guy, he gets a big number, and he sounds like a squeaky door on Halloween.",0,spont,train train_spont_26868,Excuse me. Are you still grieving or is this tombstone up for public grief?,"Oh, god, the pressure. Uh, let's see, mostly - I cannot see most things. So I'm mostly just waving in the dark.",0,spont,train train_spont_26869,"Janet, Mr. Commissioner, we just got the numbers from France, and they are huge. People are getting on planes by the dozens and they're coming over, and they are ready for the world's fair.","They're hungry and they want their subs, and they want them now.",0,spont,train train_spont_26870,I said I'd like my trunks moved to the other corner of the room.,"It is technically a game, but it takes up the entirety of the evening as opposed to a traditional game night with multiple games.",0,spont,train train_spont_26871,"Hi, Mike, where are the toilets?",There's a series of socioeconomic things in place that are preventing you from getting out of it. You can find a way to make space for yourself within it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26872,Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract.,"So wait, maybe Edgar hasn't been here for 45 years. Maybe it's been less time than that. Maybe no time at all has passed since you entered this painting, or since I've entered this painting.",0,spont,train train_spont_26873,The shirt reminded her of a crash. It made her want to crash again.,"Yeah, my ears and antennae. were burning.",0,spont,train train_spont_26874,"Melissia, what do you make of this? Also, who are you again?",Is that why this beer is just powder?,0,spont,train train_spont_26875,There's going to be an envelope that drops out of the ceiling and we'll grab it and open it up to find out what to do.,"You mean, he's taking them? Stealing can mean a lot of things.",0,spont,train train_spont_26876,It seems to be working Mr. LaCroix. The tube is going down to the underground lake.,"You say stalactite, I say stalagmite.",0,spont,train train_spont_26877,"Ghost, now that I don't have any secrets anymore, maybe it's time you don't have any secrets anymore.",It was also really weird that the others readily volunteered that information.,0,spont,train train_spont_26878,"Now, sit down. Both of you.","I'm speaking of turkey, turkey that's been basted, braised and fried four different ways.",0,spont,train train_spont_26879,"I don't see your oxygen, Mr. Madison.",He's so big he blocked out the sun for a moment.,0,spont,train train_spont_26880,"You know, he looks like he's going to jump.",Let me pull my jacket back over it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26881,I sleep an hour every day at 2 pm.,I could die. Have you ever seen a dolphin lay down?,0,spont,train train_spont_26882,"This is my husband, Earl.","Are you talking about these two tranquil beasts? Look at this one? He's got a rose in his mouth for you. And this little scrawny one looks like he's growling, but really, he's smiling.",0,spont,train train_spont_26883,"I just saw a big house and I thought ""well, people live in houses"" and then I saw a sign that you needed a typist.",Oh my god. Now he's only a foot long tapeworm. He cut himself in half with the chainsaw.,0,spont,train train_spont_26884,"Turtle, I like your gold chain.","Dixon is the man, babe.",0,spont,train train_spont_26885,"OK. Sweetheart, it's your first day of school. You'll know your teacher by picture they sent home in the mail. Go to your classroom.","He doesn't look like he's from around here, certainly.",0,spont,train train_spont_26886,"Stewardess, I command you to go back to first class, so I can walk among these poor people on the plane.","I'm willing to let you try that, and if it doesn't work don't feel bad. I'm leaving the park to you. I think of you like a son.",0,spont,train train_spont_26887,Well go up there and check.,"Yeah, he took the sign down.",0,spont,train train_spont_26888,Well what is the family business?,"That doesn't mean you got any business, you were a prostitute but I was hoping and I pray as a 12 1/2 year old you didn't do any business.",0,spont,train train_spont_26889,What would be your ideal lifestyle if you're not interested in living with Cheese Danish and Toaster Strudel anymore.,I feel less intimidated. I think because those people are outsiders. They're not from Minnesota.,0,spont,train train_spont_26890,"Attention Southwest passengers, it's time for seat tradesies.","We should tell them that we did de-ice the plane and then as soon they sit down, tell them that we have to de-ice it again.",0,spont,train train_spont_26891,"Richard, how many times do I have to tell you that long speeches with metaphor and simile are mine?","Well, here's this year's contestants. First up, Mrs. Feathers. ",0,spont,train train_spont_26892,"Evelyn, are you ok? You seemed to go away there for a moment.","Yeah, I just keep losing siblings and parents. Life is just a constant motion. You can't hold onto anything.",0,spont,train train_spont_26893,"Sir, I could swear I was in trouble when this meeting first started.","Well, the truth is. No one really wants to hear from an overweight, fat Aid Man.",0,spont,train train_spont_26894,I've got bionic sniffing powers.,It's moving so fast. You've absorbed all the lemonade and you barely moved.,0,spont,train train_spont_26895,"Tad, we are in a whale. Any moment, we could be vomited or blow holed out of this place. Tell us your truth.","Oh, I can hear sharks constantly. There's one just off the starboard bow, right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_26896,What a wearying thing it is to be a God over so many universes. Should I destroy them all and start again? Is that too extreme?,"You're right. None of us want to live here, but the only way we're going to destroy it from within is to infiltrate their society.",0,spont,train train_spont_26897,We did it. We saved ourselves and we save the 1980's from fish cocaine.,He's getting big now and his blood is almost pure cocaine.,0,spont,train train_spont_26898,"Let's see, I have a coupon in here somewhere.","I hear that. There's some days where I can't even get out of bed in the morning and the thought of drinking my morning coffee makes me just want to rip an arm off, you know?",0,spont,train train_spont_26899,Don't you want the space program to continue? People will care about the program more after the astronauts die on the moon.,Thank you so much. One of the passengers gave it to me. She doesn't know how to ride it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26900,Are you all OK? We saw these two fierce animals in the cars outside.,"Well, I had pneumonia. It was walking pneumonia. You don't sit away in your bedroom when you can walk with it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26901,"When i think of a sleeve, I think of the thing that an apple pie comes in.",We have apples of the earth. These are potatoes and this is a Satan joke book.,0,spont,train train_spont_26902,"Trish, what have you been up to since high school?","Um, I guess Kinkos would be a good place.",0,spont,train train_spont_26903,You're going to put gasoline in it? Like the goes into cars?,You're the one who gave it to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_26904,"Look, Heckla, the tourist has figured out the next riddle.","Hello Heckla, my esteemed older sister.",0,spont,train train_spont_26905,Are you home? Are you ready for a visit from Salvatore?,"Look, none of the cars have engines, and people have been complaining. So, this is our way around that.",0,spont,train train_spont_26906,My god. I see tomatoes and potatoes. What is it?,I'm not pawning you off. I want you to grow as a man.,0,spont,train train_spont_26907,Are you under a bit of a time crunch?,"Well if you sit by the window you're in my son Todd's section, and you're a very lovely young lady.",0,spont,train train_spont_26908,My owner has accused me in the public eye of being a sexual deviant.,Probably because she got all ready for nothing.,0,spont,train train_spont_26909,All I see is lumps of trash moving. Is there more than one cat in here?,The light is going out. My insides are seeping out.,0,spont,train train_spont_26910,Hey Lady! Lady!,"Yeah, but there's also sort of a sexual feeling too. You feel it right under your stomach.",0,spont,train train_spont_26911,"I don't care that you watch Will & Grace, I'll watch it with you for fuck's sake.",I've been wanting to tell you about Gerald for a long time.,0,spont,train train_spont_26912,"Oh, I didn't see that. I'm sorry.",Well the last time I talked to my dad was probably ten years ago.,0,spont,train train_spont_26913,"I can ask you anything Jerry, tell me what it was like in the early days.",My Aunt was like that except it was her elbows.,0,spont,train train_spont_26914,"Oh, that must have been my mistake. I thought it was in the back room, but I lost my mind and put the coffee in the bathroom.","Well, that sucked. You walked out and left and your wife hasn't come down yet. We've been standing on the front porch the whole time.",0,spont,train train_spont_26915,"Darling, it's darn near 8:15. You should be up now.","Make sure those ribs are ready, too.",0,spont,train train_spont_26916,How about if we took Judy to the seasonal aisle at Rite Aid?,"Look, Carolyn got a tattoo.",0,spont,train train_spont_26917,It's not appropriate to vomit at the science fair. Where's your pail?,This is what I was born for!,0,spont,train train_spont_26918,The lady is on a winning streak. Would you care to bet once more?,"That's an excellent idea. First, Miss Sapsworth, I will attend to your trunks right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_26919,I've hurt your bagel baking family. I am very sorry.,This is Agent Thompson. I have just left the bird's nest and it is a go!,0,spont,train train_spont_26920,It's a good thing your name isn't refrigerator.,It's a beautiful crystal flute. It's sort of like a straw.,0,spont,train train_spont_26921,Do you play Jackpot King?,I gotta take a class. Do they have a sword swallowing class down at the strip mall?,0,spont,train train_spont_26922,"All right, it's almost it's almost airtime. So here's the thing, team. Here's what we're going to do today. Of course, Catalina's gonna do one of ambush makeovers.","Janice, you wouldn't know what the weather was doing if it rained on top of your head, which it did today.",0,spont,train train_spont_26923,"Now, our first order of business, obviously world domination. How's that going?","Well, it seems to me what you need to do is dance.",0,spont,train train_spont_26924,"Emeril, this is Cassandra. She's been bugging out ever since she got here.","Well, this is a bible store, but weirdly, yes I do have it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26925,All y'all sell are big screen shells full of chips.,"I'm bright orange. I wanted to look good. I wanted to look fancy, but I overdid it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26926,We've got a giant snake to catch and only a giant hand can catch a giant snake.,"Yeah, the local NPR station has a lot of good stuff on it. You guys should listen.",0,spont,train train_spont_26927,"I am over my head, and I'm looking for any kind of info or guidance on how this whole parenting thing works.",And I couldn't stand Wanda. I thought she was the worst. She would tell that sledgehammer story until I thought I'd die.,0,spont,train train_spont_26928,"Look, I don't mean to seem crazy, okay? But shit comes alive in here at night. Who's to say at some point you weren't a crack rock in an envelope or a box that somebody mailed to somebody and you somehow got stuck as anthropomorphic crack rock.",And you're a veteran. You were captured for a while.,0,spont,train train_spont_26929,"Given the choice between burning alive or being a regular old puppet, I guess I'd rather just be a puppet.",Why don't we start with this John Wayne Gacy puppet? He's kind of cute.,0,spont,train train_spont_26930,"Everything that I did with Celeste is completely illegal now. But, at the time, I didn't know it was bad.",That you stole the carlton?,0,spont,train train_spont_26931,Let me put a layer of glitter on the keys so you can find them.,I know. I'm online looking for an AirBnBs.,0,spont,train train_spont_26932,Do you see who that is outside? That idiot McCormick.,It's several hearses.,0,spont,train train_spont_26933,"Yeah, I mean it smells bad, I guess in a good way. My eyes are burning.","Todd, good for you dude. That's a very woke thing to admit that this is the first time that you're horny.",0,spont,train train_spont_26934,"We're flying up to the sky, to the halls of where my ancestors look down upon us with judgement.",Human skin is the best kind of skin.,0,spont,train train_spont_26935,"Well, Ms Jacobson. You're drunk?",I suppose he could consume the other person's body after murdering him so he could swallow his entirety into himself.,0,spont,train train_spont_26936,"Emily was a dumb girl that stepped into that wrestling ring with her own two feet, knowing what she was up against.","Honey, this whole bar is going to miss you. Danny, Pete, TJ, and Fudge Man. We're all going to miss you.",0,spont,train train_spont_26937,"Now that I think about it, maybe it was an oversight, not to have my phone number on the poster, but I didn't want to give my number out to strangers like these two guys.",Jason is seeing if we have a less robust arabica. He's checking.,0,spont,train train_spont_26938,Don't take that card.,"Yeah, everybody knows you can't be on TV with big shoes. But you changed all that.",0,spont,train train_spont_26939,"I have the kind of blindness where I never got to see, so nothing makes any sense to me. Like Helen Keller blindness. In fact I can't here. I don't know if I'm being too loud right now.",We came up with it the first time. The Wet Willy 2.,0,spont,train train_spont_26940,"Oh, Z-Quil sounds like a great marinade.","Yes, I am up to the challenge. I've been waiting a long time. When I was a little girl, I grew up in Croatia and I didn't get to do anything. I was such a good kid all the time.",0,spont,train train_spont_26941,My dad's selling me off. That's why I'm here.,"We're just doing our jobs, sir.",0,spont,train train_spont_26942,"This is awkward, Mom. I don't want to tell Dad that you're not sexually attracted to him.",She's possessed my friend.,0,spont,train train_spont_26943,"Mr. Brennan, help yourself to a carton of cigarettes. We just got a bunch lying out here.","Thank you, it never hears to hear it. I've been waiting for that compliment for a long time.",0,spont,train train_spont_26944,You remember when that zombie was about to eat your neck and I shot him? I feel like that bought my ticket to the panic room.,"Oh, goodness. Thank you so much for picking up the bill. I've been haggling with these two wingnuts for like 45 years.",0,spont,train train_spont_26945,Just got the word. Everyone's cousins are coming to the play.,"Yeah, it's like a senior thesis. But in play format.",0,spont,train train_spont_26946,"So, this is Narnia. I came all the way from Alabama.",Kind of. I painted my hooves to look like little sneakers.,0,spont,train train_spont_26947,Why was I the last to know you couldn't read? I'm your husband.,"Yeah, I've got an objection. I went to college with Daryl and he's a real lady's man and I don't think he should be getting married. He's one of the greatest lady's men of all time. I'm sad to see him settling down.",0,spont,train train_spont_26948,"Jim, you look like the saddest reindeer in the barn. What do you really want for Christmas this year?","That's kind of rude, don't you think? I mean, you're our psychiatrist.",0,spont,train train_spont_26949,Whoa! Look at Rookie's boner.,"Oh, yeah. Look at that. I didn't have have my glasses on or eyes open.",0,spont,train train_spont_26950,"Oh, fuck. Did I say that out loud? I meant I was watching Lavar Burton.",One dance. Any song you want.,0,spont,train train_spont_26951,I'll do his lines if he can't do them.,That's must be why when I told my girlfriends I was going on vacation none of them were excited or surprised.,0,spont,train train_spont_26952,"You smell like smoke, Professor Wrinkles. Is part of your science of exploration burning things?","As his twin sister, he consults me in all matters sexual. So, I decided he should order a kit for you to help you out.",0,spont,train train_spont_26953,I love it. A fight between the murderers.,"Every year of my life, since I was a baby.",0,spont,train train_spont_26954,"We thought we moved to the area of the venue, where we didn't have to worry about being loud.",Is that really an upgrade from the rope?,0,spont,train train_spont_26955,Elizabeth and I took a minor detour on the way over. We went to that room where you drink the drink and then you float up to the ceiling?,"Thank God you said father, I thought you were talking about me at first.",0,spont,train train_spont_26956,It feels good to have my husband back. He's very tan.,I feel like someone took an ear horn and put it to my lips and God's voice came out.,0,spont,train train_spont_26957,We saw your husband so many times. He lived with us for 30 days. We had no way to get a hold of anyone.,"Yeah, when she drinks the caffeine, she trembles all over. She say shit and she pop off at the mouth and stuff.",0,spont,train train_spont_26958,I think it's amazing! The buildings are so tall!,I didn't know they did it that early. That's important. You've got to braid those pubes and you've got to put on golf cleats when you come home from work.,0,spont,train train_spont_26959,"Hey, who are you talking to? You're yelling down the toilet. Are you sick or something?","Hey, Tobias, can you give me five minutes?",0,spont,train train_spont_26960,"Dads, I made it. It only took me 35 minutes from the car. This dance club is so cool. You dads are the best dads.","Well, mission accomplished I guess, except for the fun part. And the food and lodging's weird. This whole place is weird.",0,spont,train train_spont_26961,You spelled your last name two different ways on purpose?,This is a thick crack pipe.,0,spont,train train_spont_26962,There's nothing I like more than being in a big room with all of these people.,"When someone else walks by that's wearing a costume, ask them what they are cosplaying as.",0,spont,train train_spont_26963,I'm making meatballs for dinner.,"Holy shit. I came all the way to Detroit not to hear your voice, Beth.",0,spont,train train_spont_26964,"You're charging us with magic, and magic doesn't exist. So we don't believe you.","OK, Rodger. Be that way, but uh, if I see you I'm throwing a drink in your face first.",0,spont,train train_spont_26965,"Well, yes, but they see me as something of a leader, and if the loggers are to succeed in this town, why we must band together.",Are you threatening to murder me in front of the whole school?,0,spont,train train_spont_26966,Do you think it's strange that we got married on the exact same day to different people?,I'd love to go watch you do stand up comedy.,0,spont,train train_spont_26967,I felt like she wanted to be taken out of her misery.,I call it what I want to call it.,0,spont,train train_spont_26968,"Please welcome a brand new singing sensation. She's 25 years old. Please welcome the singing sensation, Mary Sue!",It's like we're two threesomes.,0,spont,train train_spont_26969,"I mean, you met the queen before and everything. This all didn't seem familiar to you?","Oh, I didn't even think of that. Let me go back over there.",0,spont,train train_spont_26970,"I'm grateful to you all. Now, it's time for me to move on. It's time for me to travel the world.","Yeah, I need the sun or the cough comes and the rages come.",0,spont,train train_spont_26971,I'm right here. I just wanted to see what it would feel like to be a wall flower again.,I have a secret. This is just a sock. My hand is really shaped like this. It's a huge keratin deposit like a horn or a hoof. ,0,spont,train train_spont_26972,"Hi, I'm here with Donna. I'm Jason Biggs. Who needs a voicemail done?","You guys, calm down. I'm dating him.",0,spont,train train_spont_26973,"Remember Belcher, the crazy deputy? He was like a dog and he'd bite people.","Well, as you know, many celebrities come from Wisconsin. So it's very possible.",0,spont,train train_spont_26974,I just get to return the movies having not seen them.,Chester Behemoth.,0,spont,train train_spont_26975,"You can trust me. I'm a pretty good guy. I used to own my own line of dumpsters. Now I live in one, isn't that funny?","They've never been outside of their house in Malibu before, Tiptop.",0,spont,train train_spont_26976,Is there a lot of cholesterol heavy foods involved in touring with Primus.,"That's right. It's a perfect example. But, this word is spelled exactly the same way.",0,spont,train train_spont_26977,"Hi, I'm Rajh. Welcome to our hab.","That's why we brought it! We thought it would be crazy. At Mars base one, we would drink wine. So we thought we might show you a little bit of the local Mars one culture.",0,spont,train train_spont_26978,"On the advice of my manager, I will be accepting your proposal.",That's an expensive vacuum.,0,spont,train train_spont_26979,"Oh, great. Hi, parrot. It looks like you're my roommate.","That's great, but this isn't about wishes. I want to know your secrets.",0,spont,train train_spont_26980,"But we're in a corn maze. There's corn everywhere. Here's a sample for you, sample man.",I have a son to take care of and a court hearing to get to.,0,spont,train train_spont_26981,"Pinky, you couldn't have emotion if you tried, and acting is all about emotion. Look at me, I'm angry and bigoted.",There's more to us than us than that. We sing. We love animals and having pets.,0,spont,train train_spont_26982,"A script is more of a guideline, right? You probably don't have to memorize it.",OK. I'm cool with that. I look forward to hearing what you come up with.,0,spont,train train_spont_26983,"Guys, I'm just looking at the clock. We've gotta start this play because they're all watching now.","Hi, I'm Getcha Bemy. And I'm just a lady who likes to get it.",0,spont,train train_spont_26984,Did I see you get out of a cab when you got here?,I'm a latch key kid too. A first generation latch key kid.,0,spont,train train_spont_26985,Wait. Are you doing Celsius again?,Janice's husband is the father of that little Little League girl.,0,spont,train train_spont_26986,"I've been trying to sunbathe, and this gentlemen is straight up blocking my sun. I thought for a second it was an eclipse.",I found a bunch of samples in here but they're all disgusting.,0,spont,train train_spont_26987,"I guess if I had to wish something, it would that you, mom, would finally let me live on my own in the dumpster and stop looking over my shoulder all the time. I want my independence, again, in this dumpster.","Well, of course I did. Then, I made a fortune selling dog skeletons.",0,spont,train train_spont_26988,"You two really don't get out much, do you?","Yeah, it took them so long to get to fight exchange one. I don't have the patience to wait for four more.",0,spont,train train_spont_26989,You were kind of elusive on our date when I asked you what you do for a living.,That's right. I'll do anything for my kid. I'll do anything for little Jimmy.,0,spont,train train_spont_26990,"Hi, my name is Janet Getsum. You're the mouse who was speaking today at the graduation, right?",I can't believe he drove his car backstage.,0,spont,train train_spont_26991,"Did me saying ""elbow deep"" disturb you? I know that it could be off-putting for some people.","Boy, you do meet a lot of people. No wonder you can't keep track of them.",0,spont,train train_spont_26992,"Alec, Sulu updated her Facebook profile.",That's why I always wear opera gloves. So that can't happen to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_26993,Richard seems to be doing pretty good with being a social butterface.,"We do have some cans of wine for purchase. For the continental snack, we'll put out bags of baked Lays.",0,spont,train train_spont_26994,"Anyway, this is our top model. It's a four by four vent air duct system. It won Space's Next Top Model.",I'll get the powdered milk.,0,spont,train train_spont_26995,Because I hear there's other lawyers out there who are saying there's no such thing as vampire lawyers.,"I know he sounds small, but he's actually a monster. I mean, he's big. He's a beast, maybe 6'4"".",0,spont,train train_spont_26996,"On one hand, I really do want to touch the sprinkles, but, I mean, it isn't cool for us to just stick our hands in the food.",You punched an art piece. Shards of blades shot right through Scott Adams' dumb neck. It sounds like an accident to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_26997,"We gotta do this so you can graduate, right? So the stakes are pretty high.",Please call me Pinky.,0,spont,train train_spont_26998,"You opened my eyes. I now realize that I'm in a job that I find unfulfilling, and I never thought about it until now. Maybe I could have a job that I like instead of a job that I just feel is a terrible drudgery that I dread going to.","Yeah, it's a common misconception. Basically, what you're going to need is a normal 38 point inspection, and that genie bottle means that you've got two wishes left from the car. Did you rub the steering wheel when you were driving it?",0,spont,train train_spont_26999,It was under your orders that we were going to expand the military to the Antarctic.,I don't care who I an talking to. Get into the freezer and turn into a scientist!,0,spont,train train_spont_27000,Did Budino just step out of the tree fort and float to the ground?,"They came in and they were like ""It's so simple. It's written right on the wall.""",0,spont,train train_spont_27001,Your nails look good.,"Oh, yes. Tidying around the house. Here is is right here. Trevor just returned it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27002,I'm going to give you a $2.50 discount for lack of liquid in the hotel this week.,"I think so. Through genetic testing, splicing and some top notch engineering, we have no idea what the future holds for us.",0,spont,train train_spont_27003,I'm so thrilled that we took the right highways and got here in one piece.,I already told you. I want an elf costume for my baby.,0,spont,train train_spont_27004,"I don't know, we used to talk all night on the phone, bro, you know? I miss that. I need that. I've been focusing in law school for a bit, you know. I miss those calls. ","OK, that sounds like a lot of effort, but not a lot of money spent.",0,spont,train train_spont_27005,"Mr. Simmons, that interview didn't go so well, did it??",But it's cold storage.,0,spont,train train_spont_27006,"Yes, I have certain things I'd like to say about this very complicated case.","Yeah, OK. I'll call my contractor and see if he'll come over and put a bathroom in there.",0,spont,train train_spont_27007,"Okay. Well, thanks for the book about ross perot, sis. Yeah. Appreciate this coupon. I guess saving money is cool.",I think that's my car's soul.,0,spont,train train_spont_27008,This thing's good. It's got dill in it.,"Oh yeah, sure. I've done a lot of work in paintings. I dealt with the Francis Bacon one with the weird dog.",0,spont,train train_spont_27009,"Oh, I just assumed... I assumed once we spun the salad dry, we'd take it out of the tank.","Oh, I'm tired of hearing about your chickens. I lost my accent.",0,spont,train train_spont_27010,I didn't bring that staff that you bought me. It just felt kind of fucked up to have it here.,He used to live in Chelsea. He doesn't live there anymore.,0,spont,train train_spont_27011,"Mary, are you against soap operas for some reason?",Ruth is doing as she is told and not speaking to others that are damned to hell.,0,spont,train train_spont_27012,"I think your performance in To Kill a Mockingbird was powerful. I could tell that there was an undercurrent of horrible racism in your character that didn't come out anywhere in the movie, but might be revealed some time in the future.","Oh, I've never done shrooms before. But, yeah, absolutely! Give me all you have.",0,spont,train train_spont_27013,"That's unprecedented. Cash at Margarittaville? Madam, thank you. You should get her a frequent diner's card, Bob.","Yeah and, by the way, you told a little lie to Ray about that.",0,spont,train train_spont_27014,"Toby, I want you to tell this giraffe horse something you like about her.","Oh, honey. I'm so glad they let us giraffes go to school with your neck and all.",0,spont,train train_spont_27015,"Now I'm going to investigate the manager's office and see what's going on. Please, if you see the murder-dog, let someone know, all right? If you're not going to call the police.","Well, you just seem to be sitting here in the break room. You're both playing solitaire.",0,spont,train train_spont_27016,"Michelle, what a wonderful rendition of patricide.","Yeah, but that command center seems too high tech. Those two buttons. I don't think I'm cut out for it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27017,Should we get out of here? I know you've always wanted to come to this water park but I'm a little worried about these people.,And here's a free bag of cheese curds.,0,spont,train train_spont_27018,My semibiotics was actually weirdly harder than my medical degree.,"Yeah, well, sometimes rumors are true. You want to know something? Rumors are usually based in some sort of truth. Every rumor you've ever heard.",0,spont,train train_spont_27019,"I like to have some privacy every once in awhile, you know.",We're playing it in the Home Depot right now.,0,spont,train train_spont_27020,Do you believe in safety? I don't believe in it. So I'm not going to strap these port-o-potties down.,"Yeah, we got $7.",0,spont,train train_spont_27021,Would you excuse my colleague and me for just one second?,I do agree. It took me a second to say it again out loud to realize that sweat can glow like a star.,0,spont,train train_spont_27022,"Hey, this isn't my ring. Michael Jackson, I need my ring back if I'm ever going to win back the love of my wife.","Looking back on it, I think a lot of those people trusted me because I introduced myself as Doctor and wore a lab coat and stethoscope.",0,spont,train train_spont_27023,"Tyler is a top-notch agent and he's never failed us in the field. Everyone thinks he's a kid, it's weird.",He's been very excited all the way over here. Wouldn't stop talking about it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27024,Is the murder going to be the gum?,This news is better than that. They're opening a new show. We're doing a thing and we're all auditioning. We're going to save the park.,0,spont,train train_spont_27025,"OK, I'm just typing. Oh, there it is. Oh, it says here that you have a couple movies out.","Alright, Deidre.",0,spont,train train_spont_27026,"I don't want this anymore, Rumplepilpkin. My dad's got diabetes.","They's doing a little laugh in dance. This is unseemly and ungodly. Sven, I'm no longer your master. I'm out of here.",0,spont,train train_spont_27027,"If the people think to call you, can you just tell them over the phone? The answer is yes, spouses cheat. Your spouse is cheating.","Yeah, two months.",0,spont,train train_spont_27028,That explains all the turkey basters in mom's bedroom.,"In the encyclopedia. It's like the internet, but dusty.",0,spont,train train_spont_27029,What were you saying? What's happening with the family?,Will you take me home with you? I've done everything I want to do in my life except meet a dog.,0,spont,train train_spont_27030,"That's why we can't sell you the paint, ma'am. You don't even leave the store before you start eating it.","No, no. I mean, we've let the guy who runs King Taco come in here a couple of times.",0,spont,train train_spont_27031,"Yeah, you're in what we call a pear relationship. You know, it started great at the top and then got big and heavy at the bottom. All right, so you need to minimize that heaviness, all right? You need to just maybe slim it down, OK? Do you hear what I'm saying to you?","I know. Hey listen, Jonathan, I want to say I appreciate you calling me whenever your wife goes to work so we can have this place all to ourselves. The acoustics in your house are fantastic.",0,spont,train train_spont_27032,"Oh, he broke loose. He's out in the world, but I think he's happier that way. He likes to hunt.","You can really tell, is that why you are absolutely awful at your job?",0,spont,train train_spont_27033,"We had to learn everything from the encyclopedia, Mom, and we think you guys are lying! L-Y-I-N-G!","Oh, let me tell you something. For arranged marriages, statistically, the rate of divorce is way less than how you people do it now.`",0,spont,train train_spont_27034,"We're ready to begin the ceremony. If everyone can, please be quiet.",You can say it. I'd like to hear it again.,0,spont,train train_spont_27035,You threw up on my twice.,"Oh, gross, there's puke everywhere now. Even in this corner.",0,spont,train train_spont_27036,It has always been my dream to convert chefs into scientists.,Ah so you don't know either? You must be new too.,0,spont,train train_spont_27037,"I tell you what, can we make a little side trip, remain in space, and go to the Peanut Butter Dimension which we call home, and just take a real quick look at stuff from space? Like, a bunch of cemeteries, a bunch of contraptions, and of course, Savannah, Georgia, itself. I guess really what I'm talking about is just looking at Savannah, Georgia and then it's up to the individual beholder to focus in on various things on the land.",Did he have to get killed in every dimension?,0,spont,train train_spont_27038,I have got to get to the States. They have freedoms we have not even dreamed of here.,"I know it's fat, but it looks like biceps.",0,spont,train train_spont_27039,"This is actually not a cave, Stuart. Most of you blacked out when the wave hit.",A woman filing for divorce in 1963? Why don't I just do the honorable thing and leave your lives?,0,spont,train train_spont_27040,"Oh, this hole's closed. Hole's jagged. You'll never get a ball in there. It's broken on the side.","Hold on, Carol. Don't twist this.",0,spont,train train_spont_27041,"Well, you're welcome to walk away, but let's see how far you get without that.",I'm being mostly honest it's just if I told you the whole truth I'd have to kill you.,0,spont,train train_spont_27042,You must really love the band. I think that's hot.,"I love rock n roll, so I guess that means I love you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27043,I just graduated from college.,"Junebug, be quiet under those stairs.",0,spont,train train_spont_27044,What kind of thimbles are you using?,"Yeah, yeah, yeah. It went down the wrong pipe. It was too wet.",0,spont,train train_spont_27045,I do that procedure where you knock teeth out with a little hammer.,Just say the blacks did it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27046,You sound like somebody that keeps stepping on a child's toy.,"Now listen, you son of a bitch, I know you're going to be playing this part. You better study it like a mother fucker.",0,spont,train train_spont_27047,I'm a police officer. Someone yelled that there was a murder and you are all just standing around.,I wish you would stop asking about him. You're married to me now.,0,spont,train train_spont_27048,"So, LeBron James is due back here in Akron today with those kids?",I wish I would have known. I wouldn't have had us come into work today.,0,spont,train train_spont_27049,"That's number one, thimble's number two.","It's, of course, Aquarium Guest 1.",0,spont,train train_spont_27050,Welcome to Sears and Roebuck. How can I help you?,"Oh yes. Well, we are so excited. Our whole family's here and my daughter's gonna buy a boy today. It's just a big day for our family.",0,spont,train train_spont_27051,"Happy anniversary, Vivian. I can't believe it's been three weeks since we got married.","I would love to, Shaun, but I have to stay and terrorize this sales associate, apparently.",0,spont,train train_spont_27052,Oh. You just put your hands on me.,Your mother did not intend to be in that eight day coma. It was written up that way.,0,spont,train train_spont_27053,We have a big problem. Have you been down in the evidence room lately?,"Oh, thank you. I like the feel of it. Is this made out of paper?",0,spont,train train_spont_27054,You said everybody was cool. I'm not trying to pretend to be no child all day long. Let's get these doughnuts and get the hell out of here.,"Yeah, they get inside you. And then, before you know it, you're hovering a few feet of the ground. Now, we can't have that. That's not a thing that can happen in life. You understand?",0,spont,train train_spont_27055,That didn't take long.,"Look, I have been running a chicken cold storage unit for 75 years. I don't have time to wash a cheese grater.",0,spont,train train_spont_27056,"Kurt, do you feel like you have any problems with your joints?",It's Daniella. But I'm really Ruth. The producers made me change it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27057,"Malmsteen's most famous hit is probably ""Humans Tremble for God has Come to Judge"".","Well, let's see. I'm the first. Then, there's Dame Judy Dench.",0,spont,train train_spont_27058,"We should put this to a vote. Officer, would you mind getting us a pad of paper and a pencil so we can make secret ballots and vote on this?","Well, she hasn't done it and, I mean, can you call her? Can you ask her to return the movies?",0,spont,train train_spont_27059,"Ana, these are the remains of Rubber Band, our family pet.","OK, and here's your little bow tie. Oh, you look so handsome, Rubber Band.",0,spont,train train_spont_27060,"Yeah, sea cows. They call them that because they sort of resemble a cow if it were swimming around in the sea. It doesn't mean they are cows.",Well you was pretty self sufficient for a small child. You had a business going for like three years by the time of that story.,0,spont,train train_spont_27061,I was told that I could come in and work at the comic book shop.,"I'm not going to bed because I'm a lady, you can't tell me what to do.",0,spont,train train_spont_27062,"Satanists are like opposite people, you know?",You painted that painting yourself? You have paint all over you.,0,spont,train train_spont_27063,Those calico cat sculptures also look like those of the old lady that was murdered.,"Yes, you have. That is an understatement.",0,spont,train train_spont_27064,We're cool as long as nothing gets in the way of my self preservation.,Of course I have. I've seen every single one. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potterverse.,0,spont,train train_spont_27065,"I get 30 minutes of phone time, and I've been reading about Van Nuys. It seems so magical. I can't wait to go",I understand. You guys have an entire room just for outdoor shoes. I'm not used to that at all.,0,spont,train train_spont_27066,"I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net. As you know, it's a normal thing to do, to reunite a cast of a movie.","You think people liked me? I guess I just felt like after I was in one movie, The Net, and then never a movie ever again, people didn't like me.",0,spont,train train_spont_27067,OK. I can still drink along with everyone in the contest. I'll just be auditing.,Have you ever thought or considered that maybe you'er asking to have water thrown in your face?,0,spont,train train_spont_27068,"Millionaire, please give us until tomorrow at this same hour, we will come to mansion and tapeworm will juggle as promised. And we will cook food both our original hotdogs and I guess whatever shit you got in your pantry, we'll do that too.","Look, I don't question miracles mama and papa.",0,spont,train train_spont_27069,"So, you do card tricks and coin tricks?","If you saw me get out of the front seat on the driver's side, it's because I asked the cab driver to let me experience what it was like to drive a taxi.",0,spont,train train_spont_27070,"A lot of counter materials, they're wasteful. You don't need a counter to be that solid. All you need the counter do is hold up your microwave oven, toaster oven, toaster, and I don't know if you got one of those super quiet blenders.","Grandma, completely, thank you so much.",0,spont,train train_spont_27071,"I want you to know that I respect your Sumatra blend, but I'm just wondering if we can get a less robust arabica up in this joint.","Yeah, shut up Art. You don't want to get the inspector all mad before he does his pronouncement.",0,spont,train train_spont_27072,"Now, I don't remember parking a car in this garage, at all.","Thank you. It's from the bible, I think.",0,spont,train train_spont_27073,"Craig, you were supposed to infiltrate that dinner party the other day. You dressed up like the most ridiculous version of a waiter. You went in and said ""I'm definitely not a spy"".",What? Take too long to do things? Your elections would beg to differ.,0,spont,train train_spont_27074,Time for bed. We brought you your favorite: beef and butterscotch.,"Ah, yes, the human need for hydration. We'll go fetch you some water together, from the store.",0,spont,train train_spont_27075,Saltwater toughys are also mystics. We start prophesying and stuff.,"Yeah, from what I know, if we're of woman born, we also have to be of man born.",0,spont,train train_spont_27076,"Sir, in lieu of the cowardly lions wife, we brought you some nudes from 1997.","So, you really don't have a heart? Like, it's a medical condition?",0,spont,train train_spont_27077,Don't let anyone know that we use all this electrical stuff.,I don't know what you mean. I think she was magically transported there.,0,spont,train train_spont_27078,I don't act but I took a stand up class. And I got a couple laughs. I do stand up at night. I'm not just a water bouncer. I'm much more than that. I'm a funny guy. I protect the funny.,Just dig right in. Bite through the paper.,0,spont,train train_spont_27079,We should go back there. I bet she's more vulnerable than the last time we tried to attack her.,"You know why I came here. I want a ""pot roast.""",0,spont,train train_spont_27080,I don't want to break this door down to get in there and see what's happening.,"Right, and the mind is an organ inside the jar of a head.",0,spont,train train_spont_27081,This theory of yours is unproven.,I'd like for you not to take it out on father.,0,spont,train train_spont_27082,"As we're reaching the end of our fourth cycle, two more must take our places. So it looks like you won't be going back to the midwest after all.","Like a cat has nine lives. And the swans, they become incorporeal spirits who are reborn again four times again.",0,spont,train train_spont_27083,People that smoke cigarettes are the worlds worst litterers.,"Yeah, I got that nice book of kabuki makeup.",0,spont,train train_spont_27084,Fucknut is a great insult.,"Well, it shows up on page one and then many pages to follow.",0,spont,train train_spont_27085,She got pregnant and had a gestation period of five minutes.,I regret finding this information out right now.,0,spont,train train_spont_27086,Can you tell me where I am right now?,"Oh, the people watching from the bleachers? Yes, the spectators.",0,spont,train train_spont_27087,"Tissue, I'm sure there are a lot of things about you that I would not understand.","Speaking of Wings, I have to set the VCR.",0,spont,train train_spont_27088,"After going to Whole Foods 365 and striking out, I thought Coachella would be a sure thing.",I think you're right. It's been hard to watch it age. The poster can barely stay on the wall.,0,spont,train train_spont_27089,"Mr. Brown, these words may sound beautiful to you, but in my heart they are full of blackness. You've changed, you've changed in my eyes. There's one more word to the poem, but it was set on fire.",I have nice shorts on and I have nice hair.,0,spont,train train_spont_27090,"Um, so, as you can see I type a uh, a lot of words per minute.",Mmm. The best hotdogs in the world come from there.,0,spont,train train_spont_27091,This Michael Jackson doll is actually talking on his own. I've never seen anything like it.,"Oh my god, everything makes sense now.",0,spont,train train_spont_27092,"Roger, let me have you dip your face in this bucket of baby powder.","It's news time, honey. Go be a baby on your own time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27093,Get the fuck away from me.,"Yes, that kid was incarcerated and taken away.",0,spont,train train_spont_27094,If you aren't careful a marmalade will sneak into the bunch.,Good. Then we are in agreement.,0,spont,train train_spont_27095,"Oh honey, get the camera!","Yeah, but when people come in they always seem to want those, so that's what I assumed with you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27096,"Ladies and gentlemen, once again, we're just deplaning everyone. Once that's done, we're going to de-ice and get everyone back on the plane.","Yeah, we're at the same gate. So, I kind of figured.",0,spont,train train_spont_27097,"So, you're the direct descendant of Lady Sapsworth, the molasses lady?","Yeah, there's only three of us.",0,spont,train train_spont_27098,"I'll read you the note the left. ""Hello, we're both powerful tired and we're just going to lay down for a little bit. Do not disturb us and don't look too close at our necks.""","What's she going to do, sit around not making money?",0,spont,train train_spont_27099,"Everyone just started walking out, so I did too.","Well, I respect mouth memories more than any other memory. In fact, I can't experience memories unless they're through my mouth.",0,spont,train train_spont_27100,"In the past, where you come from, women died in childbirth.","Well, look, I did the best I could at the time. There were no women actors. It just wasn't a thing.",0,spont,train train_spont_27101,"Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life.",And kept them filled up with gas so your mama didn't have to push you up a little hill.,0,spont,train train_spont_27102,"Am I too late for boarding? I'm sorry I'm late. Thank God it's that special day, where you don't need a boarding pass until you get right to the plane.","That's so sad, but I do hear they are great hug recipients.",0,spont,train train_spont_27103,"My mother has sent me here for 18 years straight. If I don't get on Price is Right, I'm going to end it all. Do want that on your jacket? Do you want it on your jacket?","I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just having a smoke attack.",0,spont,train train_spont_27104,"They want to know if this is North Street or South Street, and this is obviously South Street, which is also my corner.",I think that's from being hammered by this man.,0,spont,train train_spont_27105,My husband was a rock n roll musician and his band was named The Streets.,We're just about done grieving. Would you mind if our grieves overlap?,0,spont,train train_spont_27106,"Could you please open the register, sir? This is of vital importance.",I sound that way just because I have a speech impediment. I'm ready to go. I'm raring to go.,0,spont,train train_spont_27107,"Lieutenant Jenkins, the only way you will make it in this man's Navy is if I die.","I know and that's not like the classic expression. Literally, they were sucked up the blow hole of the whale.",0,spont,train train_spont_27108,Is that the people that took our tickets scrunched down in the seats?,"Yep, every night we just wing it. So far, so good, but you never know when it's going to come to a crashing halt.",0,spont,train train_spont_27109,"Ted, it's so typical to make every bit of news about you.","But, look at you. You're still alive even though you're dead.",0,spont,train train_spont_27110,You missed your calling. You're really terrible as a logger. You cut your own arm off. You should have been a singer. ,"I don't know if you have twins where you're from, but we share DNA.",0,spont,train train_spont_27111,Your boner is tap dancing across the breakfast table.,That'll work. We'll re-hydrate this powdered medicine with tongue sweat and inject it into him. That ought to put him in in cryofreeze until we get this cocaine back to the 1980's.,0,spont,train train_spont_27112,Giant Alice Cooper is huge!,"It's only supposed to help us sleep, so as long as it's nice and simple, it should be OK.",0,spont,train train_spont_27113,"It's so hot, especially here in Miami.","Rajh, I've been waiting so long to hear you say that. There's one thing I've always wanted. It's the respect of my inferior officer and and now that I have it I couldn't be happier.",0,spont,train train_spont_27114,Sometimes I hear mom singing about your smoking in the shower.,How would I know you're the one that wants us to cross. Maybe throw us a rope!,0,spont,train train_spont_27115,"If we steal this idea, we'll make a viral fortune.","I did, you seem a little confused about our menu. Is there anything I can help clear up for ya?",0,spont,train train_spont_27116,"I'm sorry to have to detain you, but you just have to stay in here for a little bit.",It's like an ice cream store that never closes and is never too cold.,0,spont,train train_spont_27117,I sought medical treatment for my illness,That was my first dog. Wanted to keep him with me.,0,spont,train train_spont_27118,Why's it cost so much to ship to Newark? It's not that far.,"I am a maker of mischief, but I only do things that the boys want to do.",0,spont,train train_spont_27119,"Oh, that's the gentlemen I'm waiting for.","No, I bet he took that computer and sold it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27120,"Hitler, I have something for you. Fair warning, it's a punch in the stomach.","Sorry, we're just indulging in a little post coital mysticism. ",0,spont,train train_spont_27121,I feel like we were gone forever.,How is that enforceable? It's a law?,0,spont,train train_spont_27122,"The mother? You refer to yourself as ""the mother""? How creepy.","Oh, I thought you were going to say ""Hide-y ho.""",0,spont,train train_spont_27123,Oh there's a lot of choices.,Of course he doesn't. He's just a dumb baby. Listen to him making those noises. He honestly thinks he's talking right now. That's terrible.,0,spont,train train_spont_27124,"I'm concerned for your health and it would be negligent of me to let you go on like this, staying in the sun so much.","OK, damn Tony, I see you don't care about my honor no more and my feelings.",0,spont,train train_spont_27125,"Janice, for the weather today, after you're done telling people the wrong thing, why don't you stick around? I think you'll want to see Catalina's segment.","Well, I didn't know because I was a little confused for a second because I thought a bird was spitting on me, which has happened before. So your point doesn't even make sense.",0,spont,train train_spont_27126,"Chuck, you'll find that I will give you the respect you deserve if you just wait your turn.",You got it boss! Finally someone asked me to do something.,0,spont,train train_spont_27127,You know how that whale boat captain said I look like William Shakespeare?,There's a mop and bucket for all your mouth puke.,0,spont,train train_spont_27128,I've never seen that phone before. Is that a burner phone?,"Oh, with Betty Boop on them.",0,spont,train train_spont_27129,I object. I went to college with Daryl and he's a real lady's man and I don't think he should be getting married. He's one of the greatest lady's men of all time. I'm sad to see him settling down.,I will only do this on one condition. We gotta move the show to Ghanna.,0,spont,train train_spont_27130,"I don't know what to say. I feel like I've broken down so many of your emotional barriers today and, being your mechanic and all, I haven't even begun to touch your car. This is momentous.","That's a tough one. Did you specify a city? Because, if not, that person could be anywhere. I'm not going to assume a man or a woman. That's not my place to judge.",0,spont,train train_spont_27131,We'll never know what he wanted.,And you want to go there? Florida's awful. You should rethink that.,0,spont,train train_spont_27132,I am having a hard time hearing people. It's the acoustics in here.,"Oh, it's an optional ""C"". Larissa is short for Clarissa.",0,spont,train train_spont_27133,So every time you drink alcohol you go through puberty?,"Yes, dad. It was.",0,spont,train train_spont_27134,"What are you talking about, Rudy? You didn't wear chains in life. Are you being poetic or something?",You got it. I'll give you 15%. Don't spend it all in one place.,0,spont,train train_spont_27135,What should we name this beautiful child?,"Thank you very much. Ah ha, hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus.",0,spont,train train_spont_27136,Help. I'm in the fire.,"I mean, fifty people dying on Batman the Ride - you don't think that would make it out here? We do have newspapers and TV.",0,spont,train train_spont_27137,I don't know if you can be my husband. You're not real.,"His mission seems unclear. So far what he's done is just vex a bunch of people by giving them fake money. Funny money, if you will. He gives them of phony scratchers, or funny scratchers, if you will. They all seem to be based on currency. I think one time he gave someone a treasure chest that was filled with chocolate coins. Funny coins, if you will.",0,spont,train train_spont_27138,"Mr. Sherman, you have a very nice phone voice.",The doorway. You can just stand in the doorway of the teacher's lounge and look in.,0,spont,train train_spont_27139,"Whoa, your mom's got a gun.","Oh my god, these are delicious. I hate all those foods you described, and yet this is delicious.",0,spont,train train_spont_27140,"I mean, why do they even bother with these interviews? We're just going to pick the ones with the biggest tits.",I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act.,0,spont,train train_spont_27141,I'd like to start with a large drink. Are there free refills on the Cokes?,"I know, but when I got up this morning I was like ""what's the point?"" You know what I mean?",0,spont,train train_spont_27142,"Thank god, the elevator is working. That was scary. I think maybe it's just that the elevator is haunted.","Yes, we're entitled to a free personal Pan Pizza every day.",0,spont,train train_spont_27143,The man is drunk. You two were having an affair and you used a binder and all of a sudden it was OK.,"All of us can. But, most of us decide not to.",0,spont,train train_spont_27144,She's a really good customer.,"I know, I'm a real live-and-let-live kinda guy. I figured I'd just let you live your life and climb trees, take inter-tubes to school.",0,spont,train train_spont_27145,"Vanessa, I don't need your crap right now. I didn't plan for this, it just sort of happened.","OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world.",0,spont,train train_spont_27146,OK. We're going to implant Orca memories into you. We expect that it will be really sad.,"As a guy named Guy, I'd say let's hear them out.",0,spont,train train_spont_27147,"Well, were you attracted by the sounds of my working on this here contraption?","We get on their feet, then we get on the ground, and then we destroy. We mess with their minds, screw with their bodies, then we destroy it again!",0,spont,train train_spont_27148,"The lady said it's time to put the heart in my bear, but I don't want that. Leave it out.","I wore the wig and glasses for nothing, I guess. Next time, I'll have to find a big nose to put on.",0,spont,train train_spont_27149,"I'm still paid even though there's no groom for this wedding, right?","Or, we could, fill the hot tubs with ice cream, and turn it into a cold tub.",0,spont,train train_spont_27150,I don't even know how to recap this. My husband was hit by a bone by a small kid. They got incarcerated. And this doctor was also hit by a bone by a child. We all just met.,"Relax, my darlings. None of you will go prison. You'll be eyes and ears around the woods, running around and hitting people with bones, and bringing back their treasures to our lair.",0,spont,train train_spont_27151,I plan on having this sport club be in my family for generations and generations and generations. I wonder if you might consider being my wife and giving birth to a son of mine.,"Yes, this is a barren wasteland. It's no longer useful. I drink during the day and then come to tennis. But, no balls! I'm not ready.",0,spont,train train_spont_27152,Thank you for helping me on what is one of the most tragic days of my life.,Let's go. We'll skip and run and sing the whole way.,0,spont,train train_spont_27153,All I can do is hear that dumb kid up there.,I don't care. I have no emotions.,0,spont,train train_spont_27154,"Hey Tia, do you want to get out of here later? Obviously, your dinner is already ruined.","Well, capitalism thankfully has already been crafted for us. We're just taking advantage of it in a big way.",0,spont,train train_spont_27155,"Don't mind that noise, it's my echo. It sneaks up on you from all corners. ","Yeah, it's a lullabye.",0,spont,train train_spont_27156,"Yeah, you're allowed to touch the sprinkles.","Let me tell you something, you rich, spoiled millionaire sports guy, I rented out this tea shop for a private tea experience and this is my time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27157,"I'm not pointing fingers, that's for sure. I'm not. I'm only looking at one person though.","It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future.",0,spont,train train_spont_27158,"I have been trying to buy a t-shirt here for about 25 minutes. I had a very nice girl. She seemed like she really saw me for who I am, she looked right into my soul. She had a very warm, sympathetic voice. She was going to show me some shirts.","We got back together after the Hot Topic guy and, she loves to work retail - it's like hot for teacher, but for store managers. I would take her back every fucking time. She also loved her Petco manager.",0,spont,train train_spont_27159,"Garold, I need you to come into the kitchen, darling. I need to tell you a secret about yourself that you don't even know yet. You're a violent, violent sleepwalker.",That's true. I actually am. It's not an image. Everyone tells me so. It's what I'm known for.,0,spont,train train_spont_27160,Your friend has a problem with her heart?,"Yes, well, it's very polite. This is Great Britain.",0,spont,train train_spont_27161,"OK, damn Tony, I see you don't care about my honor no more and my feelings.","Tony, I've been having the runs for like 22 years now. I thought diarrhea was just regular poop this whole fucking time. I go to the doctor, he tells me I'm eating too much meat.",0,spont,train train_spont_27162,"Oh baby, here's your ice cream. Oh, and who do I have the honor of being in front of?",That is so cool. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard.,0,spont,train train_spont_27163,I have only learned how to slightly sword swallow. This will be an interesting show.,"I would have submitted it as my talent this year, but I'm trying to spread my wings.",0,spont,train train_spont_27164,We want you to do cattle call auditions every morning.,"Oh, they're all over. They are touring right now. I saw them at Chaturanga.",0,spont,train train_spont_27165,I have my own art that I wanted to put up if that's cool.,You're an experimental abstract.,0,spont,train train_spont_27166,"That place, there's something about that place.","Oh, Sebastian. I would be honored if you would die flat out on the last hole.",0,spont,train train_spont_27167,"It felt like we came into the studio, put on headphones, got in front of microphones and nobody said go or anything.","That's OK. A lifetime of cutting hair, that would just blow your ears out.",0,spont,train train_spont_27168,"I'm sorry, you have no genitals. I can't name you Jake.",Maybe there's a kid who will be your friend when you're not in school.,0,spont,train train_spont_27169,I guess I should get back to work unless you don't think I should. Maybe you can think of something else for me to do.,That I'm a white woman.,0,spont,train train_spont_27170,"Your condition is special too, Kurt.","No, it's scary. Who's going to feed me?",0,spont,train train_spont_27171,"Garth, you look great. You're still dressing as a train conductor.","Well, Shanice, we have some complaints of our own. This hotel, that was built in 1725, is clearly haunted. This guy's a goblin, this guy's a ghost, we've been hearing voices, lights flicker on and off.",0,spont,train train_spont_27172,"Mr. Chanderson, I have an idea. It might fix everything. If you devour your bother, if you could just hang on for a second, I'll get you back to the Disney water park and then I'll squeeze you. And then can dispel the water you absorbed from him. It'll be like that book the Five Chinese Brothers. Was it five?",Look for the hidden Mickeys is all I'm going to say. Wink.,0,spont,train train_spont_27173,"If she goes for a third wheel turn on the Wheel of Fortune, here's what you must do. You must hit the button under the counter. She will go bust and we will collect $300.","Oh please, Percy, I come from a gambling family. That's how granny made all of her money. Off of molasses. She won it in a bet.",0,spont,train train_spont_27174,I think the way you're looking at the Park Ranger might have given a little bit away that you're alive.,"I mean, that's my guess. It's happened enough times that it seems to be the common denominator. ",0,spont,train train_spont_27175,Can't we just be normal kids?,"Kissing cousins, that is a part of the LaCroix family for eons. We are truly of the same blood.",0,spont,train train_spont_27176,"The Lady of the Woods makes people watch the movie ""Dave"" with her for two and a half hours. It's a very slim story for two and a half hours.","I'm judging this. Sixteen years old, that's a very long time. Why would a daughter be in diapers until sixteen?",0,spont,train train_spont_27177,"Little guy, you're very tall for your age.","I can't even tell anymore. I've lost so much sensitivity in just my general skin. Thank you, Ruth.",0,spont,train train_spont_27178,"Actual the talent is right now in my mother's large intestine, slowly working his way out.",I taught that to her.,0,spont,train train_spont_27179,What song is that you're singing? Liberian girl?,"You just keep putting the word ""website"" into the search bar. I don't know if that's gonna help.",0,spont,train train_spont_27180,You'll never be free of people!,"I've been thinking about that a lot lately, actually, in the last few seconds since we first mentioned your place. And I actually feel really guilty about that. In fact, I'm mortified.",0,spont,train train_spont_27181,"All right, Terry, this is your last bowl of potato/tomato, okay?","Aw, fine. Then you just wait as we develop all around you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27182,No one can advertise a car with their hands better than you.,"Well, what if I were to backwards yodel while Jamal were to reveal the second pizza slice?",0,spont,train train_spont_27183,"We didn't put a mic on you, sir. We didn't know you were going to be hopping on set.",You told me about that. That was an exciting time.,0,spont,train train_spont_27184,I was just doing a classic ventriloquist dummy with my eyes shifting back and forth.,"Everyone knew Bill Phil. God, he was a good guy. He was a big gregarious fella, fireplug of a man.",0,spont,train train_spont_27185,"Why thank you. My home has no sharp edges, everything's round, just like a doughnut.","I don't care. We got a clear shot to kill Geum, get the doughnuts, and get out of here. I want to go home.",0,spont,train train_spont_27186,"Sorry, I've been keeping this to myself since I ate that apple. But I'm pretty sure we're naked.","Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27187,What would you say to allowing yourself to be surgically altered with falcon wings?,"I know they're in Alaska, I just don't know which fishing village in Alaska.",0,spont,train train_spont_27188,"You're going to steal the Michael Jackson puppet and by puppet, I mean dummy?",Did daddy-master murder you back at that Blockbuster?,0,spont,train train_spont_27189,Is it worth $50 to you to get your laundry done? Opportunity costs.,"I don't think so. We made a resolution that we were always going to have somebody here to be available to help the customers, but we haven't followed through.",0,spont,train train_spont_27190,"I know Joanie. She was on patrol here, in the neighborhood, as an officer of the law. And of course, she gets free VHS rentals.","Thank you, Maybelline. I feel like I whittled it down really well.",0,spont,train train_spont_27191,There's just too many people here for me to feel comfortable.,"Oh my god, I just walked in and I heard you say that. That's, like, so profound.",0,spont,train train_spont_27192,Look behind that. There's the other six Port-o-Potties.,Find the Port-o-Potty. They dropped off the van/truck.,0,spont,train train_spont_27193,He's a guy. He's clearly a guy.,Where did they come from and where are they going?,0,spont,train train_spont_27194,Whoo Hoo! Oh my Goodness. You're the most interesting person I ever met.,"Actually, that would be fine with me. That's something I'd want to see.",0,spont,train train_spont_27195,"It was raining outside and I thought I'd come in and have a nice cup of tea before I continue on. You took the car, so I had to drive your husband and your daughter home.","Monaloha, like the nuts. Like I must be to have married into this family.",0,spont,train train_spont_27196,"I know you're down to the one arm, and I appreciate you waving me over to your table to wish you a happy birthday.","They're never lost in that town, that's for darn sure.",0,spont,train train_spont_27197,"Of course your head hurts, Mr. Disney. You've been hit in the head with a brick several thousand times over the years.",Maybe he had it coming to him or something?,0,spont,train train_spont_27198,"It's time kid, go to the future. Go through the cloud.","Sure, you're Rush's roadie, aren't you?",0,spont,train train_spont_27199,"That's me, Annette Burgundy. Best-selling author.","Well, we lost a lot of people with rogue wave. We're the lucky ones who made it into the whale belly.",0,spont,train train_spont_27200,You ever noticed that jewelry's crazy? Like people just assign value to shiny things but they don't really have value.,"Well, that's as good a qualification as any. There will come a time when it will be clear that you should be the next in succession. And I grant you that power. Goodbye.",0,spont,train train_spont_27201,Have we met you before or are you a new person?,Sounds like sex with my husband.,0,spont,train train_spont_27202,"The more tits, the merrier. Look, there's one praying in the corner.","You know, I used to be a producer on America's Got Talent. This is exactly how we found some of our greatest talent.",0,spont,train train_spont_27203,We should make him pay us the amount of money that was in the jackpot.,It's gone. I ate them all and the plastic bag.,0,spont,train train_spont_27204,"Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything about the accident.","OK. That sounds good, the land of opportunity!",0,spont,train train_spont_27205,I didn't rent Amile from here either.,"Alright, one the count of three I'll pry the door open.",0,spont,train train_spont_27206,"Why did you train the kitchen tapeworm, anyway?",Do not say tapeworm back here in the kitchen ever again. Remember the time the health inspector was here?,0,spont,train train_spont_27207,"Wow, this is strange. Nobody else is on this plane.","Of course, sir. There we go. If you can just put your face up next to the vent over there, the mist will take care of the rest.",0,spont,train train_spont_27208,I'm enjoying this theater class so much that I want to hear from the teacher. It felt like he had an idea and hasn't spoken.,It's a silk robe. The material is not clinging at all. It's very soft. What is this condition you have exactly?,0,spont,train train_spont_27209,This is kind of uncomfortable for me now. I feel like this is just a family thing that I'm in the middle of.,"Yes, that's right. You're removing plaque that builds up over time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27210,Of course we grew up in Minsk and then spent some time in Italy. Before we come here.,"Alright, I will turn a blind eye to the tapeworms in your kitchen.",0,spont,train train_spont_27211,"Listen, Marianne. I want you to take that GPS and I want you to throw it out the window because we don't need it.",OK. I can wait 2 minutes to go pee then.,0,spont,train train_spont_27212,I want a Kaiser Roll. Please.,"Oh, sure. I love to listen to people talk and pretend I'm not around.",0,spont,train train_spont_27213,"Ah, shoot. The cream's in the back room. The back room bathroom.","Oh, that's what that lovely smell is.",0,spont,train train_spont_27214,"See, he's not even wearing a skit. He seems like he's got crazy problems in his brain.",Thank god this four wheel drive is really kicks in.,0,spont,train train_spont_27215,Why would you bring our flatware with us? They have stuff here. It's a resort.,"I mean, it's true. We did travel to the moon - that's a big one. I never have played with a cat, much less on the moon with an attractive woman.",0,spont,train train_spont_27216,"Catastrophic climate change, huh? It's December in Florida. Who would have thought we'd have ice.","I'm Clinton. Hey, it's like Bill Clinton. It's almost like we're destined to sit next to each other.",0,spont,train train_spont_27217,You compressed your natural ears into smaller ears.,You shall take these blocks and you shall turn it to currency. You will be a king.,0,spont,train train_spont_27218,"I thought that was the very last fair, five years ago. But I'm glad I was wrong.",You want to hear something crazy? We were just talking about you guys.,0,spont,train train_spont_27219,Here's you're frozé.,Did being born in Palm Springs make you gay?,0,spont,train train_spont_27220,"If I had emotions, I would say that was a sad story. How I long to have emotions. Why is life so unfair that I was made with no emotions?",What are you doing? You're breaking the fourth wall here.,0,spont,train train_spont_27221,"Well, that's a good quote for your book, Slats. One day at a time.",We also order pizza twice a day.,0,spont,train train_spont_27222,"You can't get on the Ferris wheel without a ticket, sir.",I'm from another country and you don't pay me.,0,spont,train train_spont_27223,Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to watch Yngwie Malmsteen.,Do you like the sound my window makes when it opens for you?,0,spont,train train_spont_27224,"Attention, attention. Parental announcement. Your parents are getting a divorce. All of your parents. All the parents in town will be getting a divorce.","Hey. I'm early. Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. I think I'm in love with you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27225,Your pubes connect to you face?,I'm glad that we made such good friends with our RA back when we were all in college together.,0,spont,train train_spont_27226,Maybe we could take these calcified fry droppings and use them as some kind of tablet.,"You mean, the conch shell that sit's atop a buffalo's back?",0,spont,train train_spont_27227,"Listen, Ronny. Look at that snooty camp across the late. I hate them so much.","Oui oui! Yes, this sound beautiful! I will get several polar bear coats and we will wear them and PETA will breathe down our necks.",0,spont,train train_spont_27228,"Now, your headshot is pretty professional, but based on your behavior I'm going to say you're actually not.","I tell you what, Anus. I will give you 10% of our earnings in exchange for a savage beating.",0,spont,train train_spont_27229,"Ma'am, you know who the man is in this photo?","Yes, us chasing your ex. Fine, we can go together. I just lost my job, but I have a few shackles saved.",0,spont,train train_spont_27230,I'm just gonna cut the crap. I love you. I understand you've been married for some while now.,Hey. And I need RC Cola. Is anybody working here?,0,spont,train train_spont_27231,I thought hell would be full of evil people.,Who wants to live forever? I pray for the release of death. I have to take my own teeth out of my skull every night.,0,spont,train train_spont_27232,"What, you're not going to give me the bathroom code?","Yeah, that was kind of private gossip for me and I wish you hadn't found out by reading my mail.",0,spont,train train_spont_27233,Try again tomorrow. Really assert yourself as the boss. Just make sure they don't get you to answer any questions that you can't answer.,"I do believe that an owl does in fact, say hoo.",0,spont,train train_spont_27234,"If you're going to pass for the child, we, as the adult, have to pass for that much taller. That's why the three of us are in a trench coat.","What do you say, Beth? One last stall together before we go our separate ways?",0,spont,train train_spont_27235,The event invitation said to come dressed in an all-crab costume.,"Yeah, and the hospital is within a convention center.",0,spont,train train_spont_27236,"Derek, you said that he needs to harden up.","That's a long time, Trina. You were making the dinner last over that period of time?",0,spont,train train_spont_27237,Steve Dons. I was behind the chair at the first meeting.,"He wants to smoke. He's the one who said ""I hope we can smoke.""",0,spont,train train_spont_27238,I brought my nudes with me.,"Judy, we did the best we could. We killed 39 people. I told you to put on lip gloss.",0,spont,train train_spont_27239,"So, did the bar close, Delores?","Well, I don't want to be an asshole. I feel like a pretty good guy. Other than this steal the Hazel Diamond thing.",0,spont,train train_spont_27240,"What do you want, Principal Gumbers?",Thank you. I had to get out of that assembly. This guy is dying up there. He doesn't know what he's doing. I think he's not completely out of rehab yet.,0,spont,train train_spont_27241,That guy is probably going to fix the broken tv later.,"You know, daylight savings time messes me up more than anything. Redfield, thank you for being there for me. You're my little human alarm clock.",0,spont,train train_spont_27242,"They didn't have anything without dairy or soy. They tried to give me toppings. And they had the scroll in the register, so they couldn't open it to get my scroll without me buying something.","Oh, your majesty. Please lie down.",0,spont,train train_spont_27243,"Yeah, my wife is getting a nice piece of jewelry right now, but I promised I would bring us some ice cold ice cream.","I'm not suggesting that you do, ma'am. I'm just saying that even though there is not a person named Kay who works here, we're happy to assist you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27244,I love rompers because I can spread my legs.,"It's me, John Wiki, Sr.",0,spont,train train_spont_27245,"You got one of those things out in front of your office, where you can put your head through and you look like a big tooth.","Hm, well, that's pretty convincing. It's just two people fell asleep and we thought it was a murder because someone called and said their was a murder and that you had gone ""ape shit"" to quote the caller.",0,spont,train train_spont_27246,So it's like a Swiss cheese that ain't got no holes in it? It's just cheese.?,Why it's true! And these are my children. We call ourselves the Cold Storage Kids.,0,spont,train train_spont_27247,"You look amazing for having been born, clearly, in the 1800's.","Honey, thank you so much. A childhood dream is being realized, not just marrying you but getting to honeymoon here as well.",0,spont,train train_spont_27248,"Guys, come on, guys. My dad is god, guys. Be cool.","I promise you, this being a Saturday, I can tell you that come Monday morning at school, I will yell across the hallway ""Oh hi there Murder Beth!""",0,spont,train train_spont_27249,"Son, I don't know what to think. I'd always wanted you to live up to my shadow but now it feels like maybe that's not so important.","Oh, when you said you were half lobster, I didn't realize you meant that it's split back and front.",0,spont,train train_spont_27250,"I told you I was going to take you places, Judith!","I like the way you look. I'd put you in skinny jeans, I'd dye your hair, I'd shave your back, and then I'd put bacon on your chest. Boom!",0,spont,train train_spont_27251,"I just thought I should go to coach's funeral, and I thought what's the least amount of money I can spend on an outfit and I decided to come here.",How about Gabriel's List? Just if people want to know if heaven early adopters are reliable.,0,spont,train train_spont_27252,I can't wait to meet Troy's family at the wedding.,"Honey, if I make an exception for one, I've got to make an exception for all.",0,spont,train train_spont_27253,Hurry up babe! Did you ditch Vincinity yet?,I guess they are. It's good to get away from that.,0,spont,train train_spont_27254,"Alright, listen up, scum. This isn't my idea. It's the warden's idea. We're going to do a brunch. It's going to be for a solid month. We're going to try it for a solid month and see if it works out. If it doesn't work out, though, we're closing it down.","I was hoping she would, but I suppose she isn't.",0,spont,train train_spont_27255,Please step back.,"Aw, you're not the first man to say that. In fact, I hear it quite often.",0,spont,train train_spont_27256,What if I want to serve a buffalo?,This is a little unconventional.,0,spont,train train_spont_27257,Some of my friends in the village call me the Gwenyth Paltrow of Ubun.,That's where I get my fighting spirit.,0,spont,train train_spont_27258,What circle of hell am I condemned to?,Her husband's probably not going to be thrilled.,0,spont,train train_spont_27259,"Margaret, we're flying. Where are we going?","You know they say, like attracts like. We've found a woman that is basically a blister and the irony being she can't find anything to drink.",0,spont,train train_spont_27260,"I was going to say, Pete, I know you're not a doctor, but.",That was a scary time. Thank god you went out on a limb and did that surgery 'cause that could have burst and killed you.,0,spont,train train_spont_27261,"I mean, do I really want a $57,000 yo-yo whose creator went insane?",I just want to read Scruples and practice my yo-yo'ing with different weights of yo-yo.,0,spont,train train_spont_27262,I need to take a deuce in there bro.,"It's true. Every time I eat popcorn, I get a horrible pain in my chest. It feels like my heart is on fire. That's why the call it heartburn.",0,spont,train train_spont_27263,Brenda shouldn't have been in No Man's Land.,"Oh, no worries. I've got gloves.",0,spont,train train_spont_27264,You career got in the way of being a mother to these (?) chickens.?,All right. Can I ask why did your client agree to this interview?,0,spont,train train_spont_27265,I know. I'm online looking for an AirBnBs.,"Oh, no, no. Spirits have chosen you to rise up the pyramid. You, and only you - the chosen wife.",0,spont,train train_spont_27266,Let's just check in and then I'm sure you'll find that it's a wonderful hotel and that we're saving money. ,"In my defense, he said ""get her"". It set me off. I saw red.",0,spont,train train_spont_27267,"Well, at work I'm the colonel.",I think she's peeing.,0,spont,train train_spont_27268,"You know, she really is like Peter Pan.",That's a lot of blood. It's everywhere.,0,spont,train train_spont_27269,This whole time. I undervalued myself. I thought I wasn't worth it.,I was on my way to the bathroom.,0,spont,train train_spont_27270,"Those were special Tums. You weren't supposed to eat that many, Beverly.",I need that fan on. I'm sorry. I'm boiling alive in this astronaut costume.,0,spont,train train_spont_27271,I guess you are at the head of the line now.,"I guess so, I mean I also babysat my own sister.",0,spont,train train_spont_27272,"I personally would be thrilled to transfer there along with some of my coworkers, if you would be open to it. Certain people I work very well here with.","Oh my, is it a a new garden shape? I loved the tetrahedron that you made last year.",0,spont,train train_spont_27273,"I'm having a beautiful mind moment. All the pieces are falling together. Bread connects to cigarettes, which connects to smoking, which connects to the hospital.",Are you saying that because I'm black?,0,spont,train train_spont_27274,A 20 dollar bill will not suffice for the pizza that will fill the Well Drop Society.,"Yes, that is my intention completely. Thank you. Good bye.",0,spont,train train_spont_27275,"Lisa, guess what? You graduated. I'm skipping you ahead.","Hey, what if we drew lines on the sleeves like in a pattern?",0,spont,train train_spont_27276,"Reverend, God above wants you to make love.","It really happened. Look, you can see it playing on the monitor. There's you having sex with a woman on television.",0,spont,train train_spont_27277,"I thought we were coming to this room to have, you know, MFP. Male/Female/Phone.","Yeah, there are boxes in factories too, that's fair. But this is a warehouse, Junebug.",0,spont,train train_spont_27278,We hereby give you cancer.,Luckily whatever it takes is just standing there and maybe shutting up.,0,spont,train train_spont_27279,"I am having a strange, tickling, electrical impulse sort of feeling in my chest-ular area. In fact, don't hug me right now, you might get hurt by it. It almost feels like human anger.","Oh, Benny, you know how to live.",0,spont,train train_spont_27280,Now we just have to wait for those dumb Irish people to show up.,I read mine on the other side of a bottle cap.,0,spont,train train_spont_27281,It doesn't breathe right. All the moisture collects in all the crevices and the nooks and the crannies. ?,We're in the middle of the Mediterranean in a super yacht.,0,spont,train train_spont_27282,"If your wares are half as pretty as you are, Jarlene, I have room to spare.","Oh, I love these. They say ""Daisy Dukes, don't ride so close to me"".",0,spont,train train_spont_27283,"I have an idea. Your boss is so mysterious. Let's go see him, a la Wizard of Oz. We'll pick our characters and go see him.",What about me? What am I going to get?,0,spont,train train_spont_27284,There's no greater bond than people who are related by blood because our blood runneth over.,"If you bring the grease, I'll bring the pots.",0,spont,train train_spont_27285,"Please, David, do insert that punch card into me. Under my arm.","Son, I don't know what to think. I'd always wanted you to live up to my shadow but now it feels like maybe that's not so important.",0,spont,train train_spont_27286,"Felicity, you're the baby of the family and you're 28 years old.","Yeah, when everyone else is going through puberty.",0,spont,train train_spont_27287,"Doris, you gotta have a party. It's your birthday.","Yeah, I thought it was a window. I thought I could just jump through it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27288,"John, we sold all the rocking horses. We can shut the factory down now.","Yeah, it's probably going to take her like ten minutes to put it on.",0,spont,train train_spont_27289,"You strike me as a Larry Mullen, Jr., lady. ",OK. Classic backdoor passive aggression move.,0,spont,train train_spont_27290,"You guys talk a lot. But this is a life drawing class. But you talk about everything, OK, I'm just making sure I get the facts.","Thanks so much, Professor.",0,spont,train train_spont_27291,I'll be living as Ryan Seacrest from now on.,"Yeah, she was dying, not dead at the time, but yes I did make promises.",0,spont,train train_spont_27292,I thought that your new girl had already fallen in love with you.,"You can hold my hand, but not Ludmilla's because, you know, we're married.",0,spont,train train_spont_27293,"Now, you say that we need this ghost door.",It's a simple scheme. The insurance just costs more. ,0,spont,train train_spont_27294,Mommy's going to do her TJ Maxx run. You go and run in the bushes at the park.,"Thank you, my dear. May I also get one of those biscottis?",0,spont,train train_spont_27295,I'm just trying to get a little bit of sleep.,"Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be amazing. So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends.",0,spont,train train_spont_27296,"Aslan, how do you think that makes her feel?",I think it was an arrangement of some kind. I think they had a spark at one point and then it faded.,0,spont,train train_spont_27297,"Why hasn't anyone ever asked me to jump in bodies. I feel like I'm a neglected part of the staff just because I work on the cameras, I don't ever get to jump in bodies.",Shouldn't I be the one with the gorilla mask on?,0,spont,train train_spont_27298,"So wait, maybe Edgar hasn't been here for 45 years. Maybe it's been less time than that. Maybe no time at all has passed since you entered this painting, or since I've entered this painting.","Maybe not, but I feel like I've got some good questions about life and stuff.",0,spont,train train_spont_27299,"When you live in a tiny home, you don't have room for one yo-yo, much less six.","Well, I didn't bring a book. I wish I had. I could have used the pages to take care of something outside.",0,spont,train train_spont_27300,"Yes, this is the open call for the dentistry for my mouth.",Absolutely. This Panera is so quiet. Everyone is listening.,0,spont,train train_spont_27301,But it's normal for your heart to fill with blood.,He's not allowed to have them. He's allergic.,0,spont,train train_spont_27302,This painting over here in the north west corner. The crow with the beady eyes that seem to follow you. Something about it reminds me of something.,Lovely to meet you. I'm embarrassed to say I thought you were a statue before.,0,spont,train train_spont_27303,"Young lady, why do you feel like you cannot be yourself here in Orlando, the most welcoming place on earth?",I believe it's the way that she speech.,0,spont,train train_spont_27304,We don't serve people that can't pay.,It will be fine Patricia. You gotta just dart your eyes around a lot and make sure you're out of the way of any butts.,0,spont,train train_spont_27305,What's going to happen here? I'm just going to keep giving her these frozés?,"Oh, it's smaller than a bedroom even and it's her whole house.",0,spont,train train_spont_27306,Do you two gentlemen make rocking horses?,My family is pretty hungry all the time. It's just the way they're built. If you put them in water they would float.,0,spont,train train_spont_27307,We should have planned this more in the car ride over.,Why do you have this? Doesn't anyone else think this is weird?,0,spont,train train_spont_27308,"Well, yeah, I guess there is a little something special about this town.",Welcome nice and proper from you. I'd like to buy a bike or two.,0,spont,train train_spont_27309,"Man, this guy. It must be your first time at the boy's store.",It is important that we not be ashamed of our bodies and all the stuff that they do that we can't control.,0,spont,train train_spont_27310,A customer did make a wish earlier and I guess now I'm involved in that somehow.,"Oh, just in time. I was about to turn into dust and grant a wish in a monkey-paw type situation.",0,spont,train train_spont_27311,"As your therapist, I would suggest taking your daughter someplace fun.",A man died because you mispronounced the word. And yet other words you pronounce far too correctly. You see now why I cannot let you live?,0,spont,train train_spont_27312,"Excuse me, sir. I'm the churro man's attorney. You can't speak to him without me being present.","Yeah, with my fellow teenagers. That's all I eat, diner food. ",0,spont,train train_spont_27313,This is the bowl. The bowl holds water. Where does that water come from?,I have to figure out how to phrase it so that I can come up with the alphabetical order.,0,spont,train train_spont_27314,"Hello, Alfred. I understand you're going to do my sword swallowing, while I do your ham bone.","Alfred, before you die, would you mind putting in a word for me with your producers as the new host of Bass Fishing and Jackpot King.",0,spont,train train_spont_27315,"They are ghost cookies. So, obviously they are just left over from Halloween.","I don't think either of those things are very cool, but I appreciate you loving him as much a I did.",0,spont,train train_spont_27316,"When you talk about your relationship being meaty, is that a good thing?","You're not going to be sorry because a lot of times the marriage of the one couple will end anyway after the first couple's marriage ends. Instead of paying full price for two divorces, you might as well do two at the same time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27317,"So, I heard you guys get good benefits.","Hey, you're right. This is the state fair. There's so much to do.",0,spont,train train_spont_27318,"I think your name should be something powerful. Something valiant. So how about Erik? It's a Viking's name, I think. You saved all of our lives.",I'm so glad I didn't adopt her as my father/mother.,0,spont,train train_spont_27319,All you guys have to do is be the shitiest guy you can be and you will get a lady.,"Well, maybe that's why God's throwing you down to Hell because you're not going to a church.",0,spont,train train_spont_27320,"Marie Claire, you don't mind that I'm not a movie person at all and I just make contraptions?","It has meant something to me. I've become fond of you over the years. You've become a real friend to me, Beatrice.",0,spont,train train_spont_27321,"That's fair. He's older, so he should go first.","Well, let's not quibble over semantics.",0,spont,train train_spont_27322,I'll guess your height. Just stand against this numbered background.,I don't know why. I'm a useless human being.,0,spont,train train_spont_27323,"Dr., if you'll forgive me, I'm not familiar with you. I'm not from here. I'm just taking my children to the seaside, so they can look at the ocean and get back in the car.","Well then, there's only one thing to do. Go arrest Greg.",0,spont,train train_spont_27324,I heard a tale that there's humans inside of the peanut brothers.,I thought people in Florida always just acted like it wasn't happening.,0,spont,train train_spont_27325,I'm having a great time out here listening to the radio alone.,"I was hiding under it, Cape Fear style.",0,spont,train train_spont_27326,"Suedeface, I feel like we've met before, but like a really long time ago.","I would say that I grew a beard, but I already have a beard.",0,spont,train train_spont_27327,"Oh no, if we ask him too many questions he'll think we don't know what we're doing.?","Thank you, a lot of people say I'm handsome-ish.",0,spont,train train_spont_27328,"Cynthia, your horse is here! Who is riding on it?","Well, you know who you gotta please as well, is Mary Sue.",0,spont,train train_spont_27329,"Well, here were are. Magnolia and Chester.","Laura, I'm getting really embarrassed that this keeps happening to us. We're constantly locked in small bathrooms.",0,spont,train train_spont_27330,"Tracy, you look tan.","I mean, if you don't slip, then you don't fall in the pit. So, there's your options.",0,spont,train train_spont_27331,"I'll go to the party, be very charming and speak to everyone.","I've been collecting since Bulgeman first came out, look, I have a first edition pants stuffer right here!",0,spont,train train_spont_27332,"Well, one day - hopefully - you'll be a proper man. You'll be in charge of people, maybe run a large chain of jewelry stores.","When I'm dreaming, it's a sport though. You should see the professional boxers that I can knock out.",0,spont,train train_spont_27333,"Doctor, I really want my husband to be here for the birth of our baby.",Good. That's where a woman belongs.,0,spont,train train_spont_27334,I'm kind of uncomfortable that Pam's here.,"Yes, dad, because you really didn't take my note at all.",0,spont,train train_spont_27335,Call me Santa. The costume should have tipped you off.,"I didn't have anything else to do, I thought maybe this would be the week that I would turn a corner.",0,spont,train train_spont_27336,Is this what you meant by doing other things?,It's true. We all tried to tell her. That and wearing rouge.,0,spont,train train_spont_27337,I've never done shrooms before.,How bad does the insult have have to be? Can it be a mild insult?,0,spont,train train_spont_27338,"What's the point of finishing this movie, no one's going to watch our movies in the future anyway.",Someplace fun? You mean like a pencil factory?,0,spont,train train_spont_27339,"Hey, let me ask you a question. Where's that boy of your that works here? I don't see him anywhere. What's his name, Randall?","Oh, god, I guess I didn't think about that when I said I wished everyone got free port.",0,spont,train train_spont_27340,"Eleanor, you always wanted to be cloned so you could have a sibling.","I just fear that if we don't get somebody here today, we're going to have to close up all the wells.",0,spont,train train_spont_27341,The screen is telling us to sing for it.,"Wow, I've never thought about it like that before.",0,spont,train train_spont_27342,"We checked in on Yelp, so we get 10% off the wine tasting, right?",Her labor was very intense. She was born at 11:00 am. I stand behind her often because I want her to shine.,0,spont,train train_spont_27343,"All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory.","I'm sorry, sir. I'm tired because I was up all night filming that episode of Sex in the City, where I kissed Sarah Jessica Parker.",0,spont,train train_spont_27344,"Yeah, because I can fit my whole face in there!",That's right. If you go upstage things were looking up.,0,spont,train train_spont_27345,Your parents seem to still be locked in mortal combat.,I've been waiting for someone to roast Satan.,0,spont,train train_spont_27346,Why would this lady put on nail polish in a grocery store?,I lost all my friends. I've been down here in the seam.,0,spont,train train_spont_27347,Did the poor people mug you in the back of the plane?,"Oh, the old squeeze-the-water-out-of-Mr.-Chanderson thing. I should have thought about that. That's what we did last time. When Mr. Chanderson's brother soaked up all the water the first time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27348,OK. I cleaned out my barracks. You said I could watch two Teletubbies if I did it.,"I am, that's why I'm sampling all your local peanut butter and almond butters.",0,spont,train train_spont_27349,Sorry my voice is muffled. The dog is sitting on my face.,He must have ducked at the very least.,0,spont,train train_spont_27350,You guys want to use the Ouija board? I think I feel spirits around this house.,"Yeah, I know we're here for like a flirty sleepover, I just don't know if I feel like it's just sexy-dangerous or if this is truly danger-dangerous.",0,spont,train train_spont_27351,"I happen to know where a certain Buick is hidden that would take you very far inland, indeed.","To be honest, part of me was hoping that the waves would just suck them out to sea and all I would see was them floating.",0,spont,train train_spont_27352,There's blood just pouring into this room.,"Just like, the thimbles that are supposed to protect your fingers from the needle.",0,spont,train train_spont_27353,"They didn't see us, see I told you. I'm good for the group.","I don't know if we mentioned this, but we fuck for money. We're prostitutes.",0,spont,train train_spont_27354,"Well, welcome back to the next class. It's a different day and we're ready to begin drawing anew. Roger, I see you're already nude, thank you.","I just wanted to show you that I was prepared to get close to the thing that makes the sandwiches hot and that I'm not afraid. I realize that as a sandwich artist, the number one requirement is don't be afraid of heat.",0,spont,train train_spont_27355,"My goodness, that is a gigantic lollipop, sir. Are you sure that that is healthy for a kid?","Tim feels like dropping the guns will cause the guns to go off, and that there's probably going to be a fatality. I feel like that's a million to one that it's going to happen.",0,spont,train train_spont_27356,"Martha, do you two mind? I'm trying to hear the television.","OK. I'm sorry. See, there I go again. Everything is my fault.",0,spont,train train_spont_27357,Please call me Pinky.,What about for robot students like me?,0,spont,train train_spont_27358,I don't seem to be able to make my body obey me.,"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you because you were humming.",0,spont,train train_spont_27359,Why don't you make the haunted hayride this year Jim themed.,Maybe he meant a different Jim?,0,spont,train train_spont_27360,What's going on on? There's antennas coming out of your head the more excited you get.,"Yes, he's my dentist.",0,spont,train train_spont_27361,What's best for you?,"How can you do court during the day, though?",0,spont,train train_spont_27362,"When life gives you ground beef, you get a tapeworm in your stomach.","Catarina, this is biggest time time for amusement park hotdog stand. Why would are you leaving now?",0,spont,train train_spont_27363,I heard there were samples. I don't fell like we're in the right part of the maze.,"Spirit will make us buy all new tickets. In fact, they'll probably make us each buy two new tickets just for being late.",0,spont,train train_spont_27364,"Well, you're both fascinating people. You say Trumpet Davis is down at the club at the bottom of the hill?","Let me go to trumpetdavis.com. Oh, there's a touring schedule. It seems like he left Chicago, went to play Salt Lake City, Utah. Went to play New York. Then he went to Gilroy, California, garlic capitol of the world.",0,spont,train train_spont_27365,Take Methuselah's advice. She's been here 108 years.,"To attend her funeral? I have a feeling that, yes. She would like that.",0,spont,train train_spont_27366,"That's two to one, Missfizzial. Looks like I'm coming.","Literally, kill them. We have to murder Cheryl and the snake.",0,spont,train train_spont_27367,You're a great boss. I love when you give us these days off from work.,You now have 12 hours. 12 hours until your worst nightmare.,0,spont,train train_spont_27368,"If you were the guy to tell all the celebs to take off their shoes, they would do it.",What is that? It's so weird. Can we talk about it?,0,spont,train train_spont_27369,"Trish, you're asexual?","I don't think that's possible, Principal. A student wrote it and they wouldn't know.",0,spont,train train_spont_27370,"I know, this is what I came here for. We gotta find some samples or I'm not going to feel like I have worth as a human being.",A humming bird just flew out of that register. This nut house is pretty nutty.,0,spont,train train_spont_27371,Everyone out there is watching us having this discussion right now.,"You seem important, unlike other ladies I've met here in Rome.",0,spont,train train_spont_27372,You guys are dressed great!,Look at that it does! And it has a huge crotch bulge too!,0,spont,train train_spont_27373,"Oh my god, guys, they ordered a Poseidon's Delight.","When my daddy doesn't believe me, it cuts up my soul, but then a scar forms and makes it stronger.",0,spont,train train_spont_27374,We really appreciate you giving us free birds. Don't write about me in your book. You know what happens when you write people in that book.,"Yeah, I don't even know why we came here.",0,spont,train train_spont_27375,They're horse-sized?,"Oh, yeah! I'm gonna get her!",0,spont,train train_spont_27376,We've been getting some complaints from the customers.,It was worth the 89 thousand dollars my husband spent on it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27377,"Usher, what a pleasure it is to be here with you at the American Music Awards.",Have you really? You're that into it?,0,spont,train train_spont_27378,"We don't have any water. Well, wait. Chucky's sweating like crazy. Would tongue sweat work?",Is it in your programming to know what the hell's going on on that planet while I'm here alone on the ship like some tossed aside old sock or something.,0,spont,train train_spont_27379,Oh betty our daughter fresh fish has just been taken.,"If it will make you feel better, sure. I'll take a look at the place.",0,spont,train train_spont_27380,I would have bet anything that she was close to death.,"Yeah, I've been made fun of before. It's not nice.",0,spont,train train_spont_27381,"Hey little lady, welcome to Beer Town. We're gonna throw beer in your face.","I know, and now I got the other 64.",0,spont,train train_spont_27382,You love her? Melania Trump.,"Here, I have a purse full off Starbucks napkins.",0,spont,train train_spont_27383,Is it a top secret Tums spot?,"We're going to get up there before you guys. We're gonna make some toast up there, brother.",0,spont,train train_spont_27384,"Dennis Miller, it's good to see you. You had a political turn around recently. You used to be a liberal comedian and then 9/11 happened.",I'm your manager. I can do anything.,0,spont,train train_spont_27385,"Donna, you're dating Jason Biggs. And you were the 14th woman in space. And you have several degrees. But that will never measure up to a man who was in a mildly cool movie in the '90s.",They're still in my expensive car.,0,spont,train train_spont_27386,"Calisto, what are you saying? Rodney's job isn't to entertain you.","Oh yeah, exactly. Well, she's my cousin. So we have a ton of them in the garage.",0,spont,train train_spont_27387,"Oh, wow, look at him. That's a very quickly expanding pool of blood.",They're not for everyone. You know what I mean. I feel like if I wear a jacket that long it's going to make me look short.,0,spont,train train_spont_27388,I noticed that you've replaced your signature Fleur de leis.,I think that's the fog machine from when they announced the winner of the competition.,0,spont,train train_spont_27389,i'm real excited about being acknowledged by you in public.,"It's a bit of a mystery. You think Tipsy-Topsy, and your mind goes to topsy-turvy. But then you get there and it's like no, everything's right.",0,spont,train train_spont_27390,We're going to go around the corner where the scissors are so we can cut these.,We came all this way from England.,0,spont,train train_spont_27391,But everyone should have a Budino at least twice a year.,I want a new nanny.,0,spont,train train_spont_27392,"What is going on? Party? Why, Belinda? You betrayed me as landlord.","Yes, this is exciting. As long as you won't hurt me.",0,spont,train train_spont_27393,"Giovanni, your hands are waving all over the place.",I'll put on my mom's U2 shirt. ,0,spont,train train_spont_27394,"I feel like you keep sawing the legs off, and then you think it's not right. You saw the legs off of the other side. It's getting shorter and shorter.?",He just has one of those faces you've got to like.,0,spont,train train_spont_27395,I have a plan for my life. I've had this plan since I was very young. If you would just stick around and have a little faith.,"See, that's what I've been doing. I've been pleading.",0,spont,train train_spont_27396,Who in this class is good with words? Monica?,"See this little plastic sheet I have. See that it's in my left hand. Now, look, it's in my right hand.",0,spont,train train_spont_27397,"Oh, you are very sweaty, sir.",I thought you were looking out the window.,0,spont,train train_spont_27398,I'm supposed to work the soda machine and the popcorn machine.,"There's so much, Mr. McGonigal.",0,spont,train train_spont_27399,I didn't realize that the show was going to be so food crazy.,"Yeah, I just unearthed the steering wheel.",0,spont,train train_spont_27400,"Oh my god, you're that professor of literature.","Sure. Yeah, I'm up for anything. You know, I volunteered for experiments in the military.",0,spont,train train_spont_27401,"Her vitals are spiking, you can see that she's going to start hallucinating any second, if she hasn't already. This is bad.",Is there a camera back here? I feel like the goddamn pilot has commented on everything that we're doing.,0,spont,train train_spont_27402,"Might I ask you, Miss Thompsjacks, will you do me the great honor of judging my toilet?",But I've just been spreading a gospel of love and peace. I've helped the poor. I've brought people back from the dead!,0,spont,train train_spont_27403,"Oh shit, I can't drink orange juice anymore, I'm a ghost.","Yeah, and give me back my eyelashes.",0,spont,train train_spont_27404,"I have a question, and I know this might be politically incorrect to ask. I know I should do my research and not ask you, but: Which eye do I look at on a spider?",Was this man abducted by aliens? Or was he just drunk and drove his car into a ditch?,0,spont,train train_spont_27405,"Hey, Pete and John. Have you seen anyone opening the door at Georgina's bakery when she's not there?","Oh, of course. I ain't never seen a case before. I've just been figuring out how my desk works all this time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27406,We just blinked into existence a few moments ago.,"Oh, I know who you are. I'm one of those girls that follows sports. You play basketball.",0,spont,train train_spont_27407,Yeah but what could be taking so long? I think she's having a baby in there.,And I apologize for being so defensive. Let's shake on it like gentlemen.,0,spont,train train_spont_27408,"You honor, if it pleases the court, I am an expert witness. This dog is a real creep.",This is going to be a landmark case if it goes to court.,0,spont,train train_spont_27409,"If you come to my house, I can sell you a bike.","Can I be honest with you? Given the little you know about my home life, do I have anything to lose? I don't care about the stupid town.",0,spont,train train_spont_27410,I bet he took that computer and sold it.,Excuse me. Vlad? We can't have you using the break room computer for personal emails.,0,spont,train train_spont_27411,"Listen, I need you to do me a favor.","Jeremy, summer camp is about fun. It's about remembering to play and how to play and when to play and where to play.",0,spont,train train_spont_27412,Are you sure a lot of people call me denture man.,"I am too, look, I wet myself and just didn't tell you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27413,Have you seen the Harry Potter movies?,"Yeah, we sell these fly crawdad beats. People buy them up.",0,spont,train train_spont_27414,All right. I'll meet you back at the store. I shouldn't have left it alone this long.,That's pretty expensive to ship. But I'd be happy to help you.,0,spont,train train_spont_27415,Full disclosure. I had 3 highballs before coming to the lesson.,"I hate to break it to you, but I killed a guy just now.",0,spont,train train_spont_27416,"A big part of your program is taking mushrooms out there and thinking about your life, right?","Yeah, they do. They are good kids and there's quite an age gap.",0,spont,train train_spont_27417,"Life, is but a show that recurs every half fortnight.","I know, but my son has a date tomorrow and I really want him to get laid.",0,spont,train train_spont_27418,"Change the entry under the Best Buy parking regulations, so that we can all get out of here.","I'm supposed to, but I don't.",0,spont,train train_spont_27419,Do you want to take the sitter and Dorothy into the audition room? We are really high and don't know how much longer we will be able to watch them.,I got excited about it. It was more scary because we didn't know if you were getting murdered or murdering.,0,spont,train train_spont_27420,"Daniel, I want a bottle of that barbecue sauce.","Hey, if I had the secret, I'd open up my own saltwater toughy shop.",0,spont,train train_spont_27421,This guy. Look. He's dead.,"We have no money as well, but what we do to get money is - we're a band of pickpockets.",0,spont,train train_spont_27422,After my brother lost his arm I felt like - well now we're not twins. So I elected to have my arm removed by the logging machine. It was a sacrifice.,"Well, in a pinch, I'll do what I have to do. Even take out an appendix.",0,spont,train train_spont_27423,It's true. I love getting letters and postcards.,"Who summons me from the great beyond? Oh look, there's another ghost.",0,spont,train train_spont_27424,"Listen, every year we're entitled to that person pan pizza in Cedar Rapids. It's the Pizza Hut main headquarters.",I'll take the pants. Kirk has been looking for pants.,0,spont,train train_spont_27425,"Oh, not Elle fanning?","You're very reasonable, can you talk to her in that reasonable way you have?",0,spont,train train_spont_27426,"I'm sorry. It's not in my programming to scare, although sometimes it does happen.",I am a corporate liaison for Weyland Mutani Aeronautics Space Investigation.,0,spont,train train_spont_27427,I haven't even heard the trombone yet. You haven't played a note.,"Yeah, cooked within an inch of its life and then tossed into a freezer.",0,spont,train train_spont_27428,"Officer, you sound like some fancy book kid.","Apparently, I've stolen my own family's water.",0,spont,train train_spont_27429,Jesus Christ. You showed up out of nowhere.,"Yeah, my new ""friends"" did not consider me a friend.",0,spont,train train_spont_27430,"Excuse me. I don't mean to complain, but we've been sitting in the middle of this Transformers ride for a half hour, and I didn't know that talking about your business ventures was going to be a part of it.","Are any of those kids related to famous people? Because if so, I'm all in.",0,spont,train train_spont_27431,"I'm very excited to be here today, in court, fighting my own case.",What about Chris O'Donnell or Scott Wolf? Can they be in it?,0,spont,train train_spont_27432,"As a matter of fact, although we have not consummated our relationship, yes, I am your biological father.","Yeah, should we confront them and see if we can get the truth?",0,spont,train train_spont_27433,"We tend to like baggy clothes, like bushy skirts.","The ladies weren't interested in me, Father. I asked out every single one of them.",0,spont,train train_spont_27434,"OK, you think they look the same. So we put your card next to the official comment cards. And you can see that that they're different shape and size.",I'm always in my business body at work.,0,spont,train train_spont_27435,"Hey, you gave me one of your legs, so that's like a bond for life.",And it's August.,0,spont,train train_spont_27436,I'm not sure what's happening here. You asking me if I've ever been in love seems like it's in violation of the policy.,"Yes, I do. I mean, my wife passed years ago and I never thought I'd find anybody again and then when Rhonda came along and a spark came to life in me that I hadn't felt in years.",0,spont,train train_spont_27437,What's crazy is I've never felt like I was sassy at all. But you're both saying I'm sassy.,"He doesn't believe in himself. He could have been a real weatherman, right here in town, but he sold himself out. He just went to the plant because his dad did.",0,spont,train train_spont_27438,"Hey, Gavin.","Alright, leave Gregory's fan on. That better not screw up a shot.",0,spont,train train_spont_27439,"So you two are definitely having affair, is that right?",Not this again. I already told you that you will never understand my business. Now stop talking about it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27440,"Coyotes were attacking you, but you made friends with them?","Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon.",0,spont,train train_spont_27441,Well now i know you don't put the money you're betting on the horses literally. I lost 100 million dollars when I put it on its saddle and it galloped all over the place.,"Yeah, I know. You're all the way to the right in the dark. I've never seen an English person on this show.",0,spont,train train_spont_27442,I feel like a raw nerve. And that's a good thing.,"Yeah, it's pretty neat, so I was just gonna like - if he's gonna be a fireguy and you guys are fireman - I don't want to be a fireguy or a fireman, I just kinda want to hang around. This is fine. As long as you guys acknowledge that I'm here and also don't kick me out.",0,spont,train train_spont_27443,"Hey, you gotta get it back and reattach it. That prosthetic has been in the mouth of too many pups.","Yeah, I mean it was a book that I just read out loud to you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27444,"Look, there's my thumb. There it's not.",It's too far east.,0,spont,train train_spont_27445,"Well, Heidi, this was another successful science fair. Although, some might say we've tampered in God's domain.","Oh, my goodness! What a surprise. We'd never expect to see you here.",0,spont,train train_spont_27446,You guys were gonna kill me?,"Oh boy. I'm starting to think there's a correlation between us removing his kidneys and this guy dying, because this is like the 100th time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27447,"You have to have animals in there at all times, so that people remember what they're eating.","Yep, do you want some peacock milk?",0,spont,train train_spont_27448,"I was just saying, what if we start with the hair? Start with the hair, get a little buzz. See if we get high.",And only.,0,spont,train train_spont_27449,I don't like the looks of this place. It looks too old. You know I like modern things.,Here's my ticket. I have a government discount on this.,0,spont,train train_spont_27450,"How is that an enforceable law? ""Everyone is everything?""",That was not nearly has hateful as you normally are.,0,spont,train train_spont_27451,"Look, if there's one thing I know how to do, it's how to throw a dazzling party, sans me, of course. Doris, you can tell a quick joke. Headmaster, what do you want to do for the play?","Not with her, she has no jaw.",0,spont,train train_spont_27452,I should go to an oxygen bar and they couldn't charge me extra because they wouldn't know how much oxygen I can breathe.,OK. I have to do everything you say. I'll go back up there and wait for you to tell me what to do next.,0,spont,train train_spont_27453,Why did you tell us that story? You told us that you throw many high society balls and then told us about one going terribly wrong.,"I'm sorry. I'm getting very heated right now. I understand you're bringing me the message, but nonetheless.",0,spont,train train_spont_27454,"Ms. Sapsworth, I don't want to take off my skivvies. There's something under there I'm too ashamed to show. It's a little demon man. He lives in here.","Certainly, employees are allowed to bet. Highly irregular, but everything is permitted today.",0,spont,train train_spont_27455,Your hands look like two horses with one too many legs each.,"It's not a pie, it's spaghetti.",0,spont,train train_spont_27456,We don't do things the same way here in Malibu as the do in other places.,Thank you very much. And I feel like I earned it. I earned the trust of all of the rich people who live here and the ten poor people.,0,spont,train train_spont_27457,The first counterfeit character impersonator we had at Universal Studios was Fatty Arbuckle.,"Yes, well, I prefer to drive around in my native type of vehicle and I have ten members in my family. And I think I see at least ten Volvos.",0,spont,train train_spont_27458,"Well, that's the end of the Civil War and, Marla, it looks like you're about to give births. So open up.","Ew, it looks like a weird fish. He's got crazy eyes.",0,spont,train train_spont_27459,"I'm doing a full McConaughey for her. Lost weight, bleached my hair. I'm walking now.","I don't have one. I thought you could just, you know, let me in.",0,spont,train train_spont_27460,We watched Borat on our honeymoon and we can't get enough of him.,I was a criminal and your husband beat me up. He was awake the whole time. He certainly wasn't asleep.,0,spont,train train_spont_27461,She just went through a terrible breakup with her boyfriend.,"Two towels? Well, there's no rule against it, necessarily. Honestly, we've never really had anybody ask for two towels.",0,spont,train train_spont_27462,"I didn't know you were writing again, Paul.","Oh, do you recognize me? That was me.",0,spont,train train_spont_27463,I'm Julius Caesar. And who might you be?,"No, the play must be performed to the satisfaction of every race in the galaxy, a nigh impossible task.",0,spont,train train_spont_27464,"Madam, are you lost? May I help you?",I need you to just really consider your thoughts and feelings before you act on them. Other people need the computer for work.,0,spont,train train_spont_27465,"Those kids were talking about our plan, sweetheart. We have to kill those children.","But, I'm here all the way from Verona.",0,spont,train train_spont_27466,"We were going to do it inside of this Baskin Robbins, but it seems like it's closed.","Yeah, it's like, there's so many narcissists in there. I hated it after a while.",0,spont,train train_spont_27467,"I like you. You're funny. I really like you guys. If I ever died, god forbid I ever do, I'm going to cut you in on a little something I call my will. And look, my family owns a puppet theater.",Please let me have my tapestries. ,0,spont,train train_spont_27468,"Oh, so you're self published, John? I hear people are really into that.",You know what else is crazy? That kraut was my granddad. He got the pen and gave it to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_27469,We didn't bring the dog with us.,It's the same as his car blindness. He can't see cars.,0,spont,train train_spont_27470,"Hi, I'm Diane. Nice to meet you. Shake my hand.",Yes. I'm Jazz Cangetatan. My skin can totally get a tan.,0,spont,train train_spont_27471,"OK, I'll put an x next to your name for the chicken, Mr. McCormick.","Well, so is the film. None of us are young for referencing it so heavily.",0,spont,train train_spont_27472,Let's focus on the problem. It's too easy to get off topic.,"Listen. Here's the thing. When mama gets a gig mama got to go. Now, I got this man Flu, he thinks I'm a Brazilian princess.",0,spont,train train_spont_27473,"Well, darling, I just want you to be happy. And Carol, She just seems like maybe she's not the right one for you.",Why just because of this one speed bump?,0,spont,train train_spont_27474,I've been bagging groceries that way ever since. One egg per bag.,You were the first mate. Did you get amnesia? That does happen when you get caught in the belly of a whale.,0,spont,train train_spont_27475,"Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life.","Well, can you imagine such a trick? If god wanted us to be in cars he'd a put wheels on us.",0,spont,train train_spont_27476,"Yeah, you guys are pretty stuck with each other. And you need to be fruitful and multiply constantly.",You're just sort of mumbling it. Can I be Jake instead?,0,spont,train train_spont_27477,You can't fire a guy just because he yells weird things down a toilet.,His father disappeared into a storm drain? That's the craziest thing I'v ever heard and I've seen some crazy things.,0,spont,train train_spont_27478,This guy is a preacher. You can't mix up your deaths and lifes.,Are you broken and you need fixing? I can do that.,0,spont,train train_spont_27479,That guy's horrible.,"Yes, and your mom had just told you you were going to be late for this boat ride.",0,spont,train train_spont_27480,"Mrs. Mayor, I'm so sorry. Let me drop my pants. Normally every time you see someone you screech at them if they have clothes on.","Oh thank you. Oh my god, we live in a place where what I did going around naked was OK and everybody now takes their clothes off around me?",0,spont,train train_spont_27481,What kind of memories to Orcas have?,You're gonna be murdered.,0,spont,train train_spont_27482,You've been practicing for over 80 years? Like a vampire?,"Newsflash, there ain't no North Street in Philly. There ain't no East Street, no West Street, there's only South Street.",0,spont,train train_spont_27483,Are you auditioning for the senior musical?,"Well, Colonial, we sent many top and bottom scientists out to conduct sessions with teenage boys.",0,spont,train train_spont_27484,It would relieve the monotony for us if we all go up to the surface and you can do some improv.,Is that why I'm here? I was told it was because I didn't have my receipts.,0,spont,train train_spont_27485,Thank you and sorry to embarrass you in the future when you don't have any money.,I liked it better when I'd only worked here a month. That's when it was my favorite. The one month mark was my favorite time in life.,0,spont,train train_spont_27486,"OK. Red Husky, we can also kill you.",I did. I'm really dedicated to surviving this labyrinth.,0,spont,train train_spont_27487,"Honey, please eat up. You're wasting away to nothing.","Well, yes I am. It's fall.",0,spont,train train_spont_27488,You're saying that I could probably be living my life better?,I guess you can get anything from Task Rabbit. Who knew you could actually find an afterlife recycle doula?,0,spont,train train_spont_27489,"So, Arlene, we could have been together?","Yeah, we've been talking to the police and when we looked into the cars, they were gone.",0,spont,train train_spont_27490,"I just wanted a little help with my geometry homework, but I could probably figure this out on my own.","No, I don't think I'm jealous about it. I mean, like, it's probably, like, perfect casting or whatever.",0,spont,train train_spont_27491,"I suggest a new jewelry line with filigree, perhaps. Everyone likes filigree.",Hooray. Cold Stone Creamery for all.,0,spont,train train_spont_27492,"We keep you on the sunny side and the nerves don't hit, do they?",Karl Lampley?,0,spont,train train_spont_27493,I've come from 15 days in the future.,Sure. I'm here. I'm responsible and I'm ready to chat.,0,spont,train train_spont_27494,Can I just say that ya'll as a council aren't the best.,"Alright, but I should be doing that for you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27495,What I was going to suggest is sending Cheryl back to the future. It's not that hard.,"Yeah, hi Lilith. I didn't know you were still here.",0,spont,train train_spont_27496,"Yes, we like to role play. It's a role play we do that we just recognized each other for the first time.",I get them trimmed when they get too long. So I'm still somewhat masculine.,0,spont,train train_spont_27497,Ms. Sapsworth. I was just making sure that everything was still here.,One hundred dollars placed on the Wheel of Fortune.,0,spont,train train_spont_27498,"We have materials in the room. We have yarn, Popsicle sticks, ottomans and pop up books.",I was just telling Mrs. Fetiskue that this morning I told my mom that I didn't want to have cornflakes anymore because I had captain crunch at my friend's house.,0,spont,train train_spont_27499,Has anyone seen Iris? I'm putting these posters up all over the glen.,It was hard when you touched my heart with your tongue to tell you this. My dream is you on stage holding a suitcase with 49 other women as Howie Mandel's career gets one more shot.,0,spont,train train_spont_27500,"I'm not going to tell you my name, you scum. Look at you, you look like a pinata.","Well they're not going to tase us on purpose, but if we get tased we can't sue because they've warned us that everyone has tase privileges today.",0,spont,train train_spont_27501,"It's been awhile, that's true. But, you know, I know you boys done good.","I'm wearing a doctor's costume, it's Halloween, so it's OK.",0,spont,train train_spont_27502,"Well, it just looked like you were pinning my associate here where she couldn't leave.","We prefer to call ourselves sales associates. I don't shuck things, it's not corn. It's glasses.",0,spont,train train_spont_27503,Sorry about the whole thimble thing. I'm feeling bad.,"Yeah, you gotta have your finger breathe when you're using the thimble.",0,spont,train train_spont_27504,You want to take a look around my cave? Look at that cactus over there. ,Right here in the bike shop. No one ever goes into the basement.,0,spont,train train_spont_27505,Bubba Gumps is having a celebration tonight to celebrate our line cooks. Would you girls want to sneak out of your hotel tonight and come join us?,"Oh, boy. No one ever really asks. My name is Felicity.",0,spont,train train_spont_27506,You all have a news show to produce out there and I have a time villain to arrest.,"See, now you look like a mime, just like me under the mask.",0,spont,train train_spont_27507,"Hello! This is the Police, Keviregio, Rook and some soup!",I think it means that we're branching out into a new market and our business is expanding.,0,spont,train train_spont_27508,"If you ask me questions three, older than you I shall be.","Hello, local beefcake.",0,spont,train train_spont_27509,I have a question. I didn't eat the apple. I was just hanging out. Why should I be punished?,"Yeah, it's not a thing we're into. I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to eat apples.",0,spont,train train_spont_27510,"Gogatha, what do you say? Can you take us up to the surface?","Yeah, the guy behind me went to hell because he's Jewish and he ate marshmallows.",0,spont,train train_spont_27511,"Hey, this lady can't help that she's drunk.",It's been 5 years and I'm still just the MC at Clifton's Cafeteria and no one listens to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_27512,It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way!,He had an unexpected peanut allergy.,0,spont,train train_spont_27513,I was looking for some lodging in your wonderful logging town.,"You know what, my day is made better by all the people around me, and I'm happy to put down my beer or my turkey leg or whatever I'm holding in my hand to call over my friends and family who have made this town such a wondrous experience.",0,spont,train train_spont_27514,"Teddy Roosevelt, you're a vine superstar?","Yeah, science is about experimentation. Read a book to me because I'm unable.",0,spont,train train_spont_27515,I didn't mean for my whole family to be turned to stone.,"He's been teaching me some things. But, I have my own art that I wanted to put up if that's cool.",0,spont,train train_spont_27516,I'm the phantom of this place.,You know what? I'll do you one better. I'll put a window in that wall.,0,spont,train train_spont_27517,"Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner.","Hey, thank you Joe Perry.",0,spont,train train_spont_27518,I hate Millenials. I'm just from a different generation. Nobody knows the real me.,"Well, if you're gonna sing, get on with it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27519,I want to make another wish.,"Thanks, dad. I'm moving three blocks away to move to Palm Springs.",0,spont,train train_spont_27520,I wish that television weren't so sinful and that I could go on the television with you and we could sing our songs of praise for all to see and love.,"Yeah, he is. He talks through Patch from Days of Our Lives.",0,spont,train train_spont_27521,This is a good session of patty cake.,"If you want to serve a buffalo, I hope you got a good elephant man on call.",0,spont,train train_spont_27522,I didn't like that you were whispering sweet nothings to Luigi like that.?,You said I look like I have giraffe legs.,0,spont,train train_spont_27523,"Well, is there a bathroom here?","Yeah, I said he's annoyed. I don't know if I made that clear that the salesman is annoyed to be delivering ice blocks.",0,spont,train train_spont_27524,"Why are you pawning me off, father? What about what I want?","Yes, and I'll play a pregnant preteen, and I'll somehow make it a political statement.",0,spont,train train_spont_27525,You spent all that time doing the arrangements.,"I wanted you to love me as a dad, not as a rock star.",0,spont,train train_spont_27526,"Mr. Clinton, I don't know if you remember me. I worked for you about twenty five years ago.",I admit no such thing. This is just a nice pen that I've had for quite some time.,0,spont,train train_spont_27527,How quickly do I run away afterwards?,"Sure, let God's fire consume us. Glorious to think about.",0,spont,train train_spont_27528,"I'm not sure about putting a candle in the wine, since it's liquid.",We've reconsidered. You can have the house and everything in it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27529,"So, you understand about barn parties do you? You understand what it takes to have the perfect ingredients for a rockin' good time?","I do. My job is to taste the business cards. They say if you practice long enough, it makes you an excellent kisser.",0,spont,train train_spont_27530,"A couple of minutes ago, I pushed Hitler.",I know his wife goes to the mall.,0,spont,train train_spont_27531,"So, are you seeing anyone?","Well, it's dark and smelly, but it's home.",0,spont,train train_spont_27532,Thank you for the money. I'm going to buy a house with it.,"Oh, I love cookie talk. I'm pretty well versed in it. I probably could teach you a thing or two.",0,spont,train train_spont_27533,"Are you sending carbon dioxide down here, captain?","To be fair, when I joined, I honestly thought we were just gonna be in the air.",0,spont,train train_spont_27534,It is time to dance. But be careful in here - there are no lights. No light enters the dark place.,"Yeah, I'm just getting all my craps out before the school dance. Because I don't want to wear my diaper.",0,spont,train train_spont_27535,Lauren won't feel bad that she was delayed.,I'm do apologize Ma'am. We are just trying to identify people as quickly and efficiently as possible.,0,spont,train train_spont_27536,He's thinking so hard he's sweating all over the place.,Give me a room to change into me Santa costume. I'm in!,0,spont,train train_spont_27537,It's a small bag. There are two cats.,I'm sorry you had to see this Ma'am. It's very disturbing.,0,spont,train train_spont_27538,"I can't believe you tracked me down here, Javert.","That's like saying someone's house is being robbed right now. Right now, somewhere, someplace, someone is saying that no two slices of ham are the same. Pat, this isn't like you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27539,"So, as my final task as maid of honor, I want to clarify my understanding. There is no groom for this wedding.",What if you opened up all the hot tub/coffins and let people hang out in them and watching the funeral/wedding from there.,0,spont,train train_spont_27540,I want to go home. Nobody likes me.,She turned another woman into a cow!,0,spont,train train_spont_27541,I've got to be able to survive that hanging.,"Sure, let me just fish around for it. It's in this drawer somewhere.",0,spont,train train_spont_27542,"Mommy, is this stranger danger?","Time is a riddle. Time wraps itself around like a coil of a spring that has never sprung, like a dew drop thing that falls up into the cloud. Time is nothing and everything. All is time. Four forty seven.",0,spont,train train_spont_27543,We found Dale's daughter was cheating on him.,"OK, you announced that like maybe you were about to be a celebrity or dignitary.",0,spont,train train_spont_27544,"And then she said ""let the rapture be great and powerful and take down all sinners in every walk of life.""","Well, it looks like that to me sometimes, yes. The faucet does bear the resemblance to a monkey's face.",0,spont,train train_spont_27545,Why are you saying no? I haven't even touched you yet.,Try to hold his mouth closed and then rub his throat so it goes down.,0,spont,train train_spont_27546,We don't have homes. We live here in the gardens. I'm not supposed to admit that.,It cheered me up more than I would have expected. Thank you.,0,spont,train train_spont_27547,That's almost being woke itself.,"Yeah Todd, this is messed up. I think that their car is alive.",0,spont,train train_spont_27548,"We probably really shouldn't help you out, it's dangerous for us to pick up hitchhikers.","No, you're wonderful. Get on my lap. It's 1963.",0,spont,train train_spont_27549,"Monique, I want you to know that I appreciate all the advice you've ever given me in my career and I love you.",Your commitments can all go to the devil. Don't you see? We must be together. Our love is pure and simple.,0,spont,train train_spont_27550,"Tad, you're making me crazy. Stop talking.","Oh, Dad. Even that wasn't great.",0,spont,train train_spont_27551,He doesn't look dangerous yet. Let's talk to him a little more.,You can't pay an exterminator in telling him how you do your chores on the chore wheel.,0,spont,train train_spont_27552,"Beth, I'm going to be straight with you, because I'm standing right behind this honesty tree. I'm leaving. I've been sent on a mission.","OK, Beth, well, we're doing some honesty here. Give us a little more time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27553,Don't you ever walk up to one of the many public apple statues and slice off a hunk of apple?,I guess I think about the woman more because I was engaged to her.,0,spont,train train_spont_27554,"Oh, you're just a young boy. I thought you were an old man.",Nah. The lines on my face are like a map of my journeys.,0,spont,train train_spont_27555,"Ma'am, our daughters went to the bathroom with you 8-9 minutes ago and we haven't seen them.",Let's not get split up ever. ,0,spont,train train_spont_27556,"Also, can we also get two cups of water? We'll only be drinking water. If it says H2O on the cup, that's all we're allowed to drink and that's what we will drink.",It does because we like to be pedestrians because we're from New York.,0,spont,train train_spont_27557,It sure is cold in here!,"OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions?",0,spont,train train_spont_27558,Your name is Ray? Are you a different person than the person than I was talking to before?,I started crying. I take responsibility for my emotion.,0,spont,train train_spont_27559,We had a pretty good relationship.?,"Yeah, so I'm feeling breezy.",0,spont,train train_spont_27560,"Sally, what happened to me? My teeth are gone.",I think you're really funny. ,0,spont,train train_spont_27561,"Chuck, can you restrain Ken for a little bit?","The Yoda ears look good. The collapsible opera hat, the Superman cape from 1978 all look great.",0,spont,train train_spont_27562,You seem like a Jezebelle and Jere put together.,"If there's one thing that we know for sure, it's that the gator will find a way.",0,spont,train train_spont_27563,"Why do we have to talk like this on the outside, but when we come home, we speak like you?","Yeah, I'm from Melbourne and Australia.",0,spont,train train_spont_27564,You gave me like three pages of copy. There's not way I can get all of that out.,I guess I could. As long as I don't say I'm licensed it should be OK.,0,spont,train train_spont_27565,"Sherry, this is an incredible sacrifice.",You didn't have to assume anything. I said. I kissed you with my mouth. I knew what I was doing.,0,spont,train train_spont_27566,"Son, we have to kick you out of the village. You're attracting too much attention. We're afraid people are going to find out about our plugs and TVs.",Someone that can fix stuff and someone that can cook.,0,spont,train train_spont_27567,We've been inside this whale's body for what feels like forever.,"Oh, my God! I'm so sorry for your loss. Your father was a great man.",0,spont,train train_spont_27568,I'm trying to get you to see the seams beneath the stitches. ,"We can't start right now, the heat is way too high.",0,spont,train train_spont_27569,"You're saying sleep fighting is one of the few sports without a paddle. It's not a sport, so that's a big problem. It's a weird thing you do in your sleep when you're hitting people.","My name is Ira Smith Orzaball, Banker. I'd like to say a few things about my mother.",0,spont,train train_spont_27570,"Oh my god, Angela didn't want to go with you because she knows you have herpes, OK?",So you're a funny bouncer? You bounce funny out the room? I don't get it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27571,Why would this lady put on nail polish in a grocery store?,Right. It's just by circumstance of being in this purse for awhile.,0,spont,train train_spont_27572,"Thominson, there's a single lady ghost over there and you're a single boy ghost.","Yes, they do and should often. Their vision can be terrible.",0,spont,train train_spont_27573,"This is the valley. Anything goes here. So, what kind of poster do you want?",OK. That will take a little bit longer because you guys don't break your boxes down.,0,spont,train train_spont_27574,"I think you went a lot overboard and I hope all of you got my memo. We made poster, banners, and buttons. This is a clean work environment.","Oh, that must have been my mistake. I thought it was in the back room, but I lost my mind.",0,spont,train train_spont_27575,"The song wasn't a spoof, we punched it up.","So, I would sing the famous Top 40 hit, ""Hey Gretchen, It's your Surgery Day Today.""",0,spont,train train_spont_27576,"Alright, Terry and Diane. I'm putting you two together and nobody else. I'll tell you where the first aid is because you're going to need it a lot, I can tell.","It is. I mean, people, uh, they do what they like. They have a mistress. They have two mistresses.",0,spont,train train_spont_27577,"Vivian and I are so glad you could join us on our honeymoon, which is now your honeymoon. Get ready to see the best show of your life.",Can you help him? Please? I love this man.,0,spont,train train_spont_27578,We have an account with....I'm not supposed to say. It's an agency.,Somebody should have told me. It would have been ruder to shit in this chair than to go over to the door.,0,spont,train train_spont_27579,Don't do the folded hands. That's the mistake a lot of people make.,"It is 1977, I missed the season finale of The Greatest American Hero to come here and do this job.",0,spont,train train_spont_27580,But do you have to keep the garbage in your car? Is that part of the podcast?,"So your Esty shop was going to be ""I'm selling bottles of water with glass inside""?",0,spont,train train_spont_27581,"If only that one word wasn't burnt, I could have better understood the poem.",How could they not respect you? You've got the thinnest hair of anybody. ,0,spont,train train_spont_27582,I have something to do. I have to pay you for exterminating ants.,"I'm trying to make my thing where I just reverse what someone says and making it sound trippy, you know what I mean?",0,spont,train train_spont_27583,Meredith Harbor has that hunky dad.,"Yeah, it did. They kicked me out if you must know the truth because of my constant vomiting.",0,spont,train train_spont_27584,I can't imagine anyone doing a better job in this role on Spin City than Michael J. Fox.,"That's a great question, Delorians. If you look at that orange julius you're holding, you'll see that it's a rolled-up skymall catalog that you just dumped some orange juice into.",0,spont,train train_spont_27585,"So, here on Shark Tank is Mr. Timmons. What's your first name, Mr. Timmons?","Yeah, I'm so lonely.",0,spont,train train_spont_27586,I ain't got nothing going on tonight.,We don't either. All we know is they're heavy boxes and they gotta be moved from here to over there.,0,spont,train train_spont_27587,You guys talked for a really long time.,"I know, son. Listen, it's time you knew about your dad's job.",0,spont,train train_spont_27588,I hope I didn't screw the air that time.,"That's terrible, but little girl, you can't be in the janitor's closet.",0,spont,train train_spont_27589,I don't know why the front door also have to be so small.,You think because I'm a woman I can't be a lawyer?,0,spont,train train_spont_27590,So the diamond is in the safe but then you also hid it under a vase in the safe?,"That's not wrong, but it's actually just a newspaper, because it gets read by people's eyes. But I can understand why you would go dark in this time of trauma.",0,spont,train train_spont_27591,This job is horticulture? Like plants and shit?,"Right. If you have a nice jacket, you're basically advertising that it's a great jacket and you probably want it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27592,"I have my sweater cape on. I'm almost ready to go to the giants reunion. I don't want to go, Colonial. I don't want to go.","Now, it's great that there's a Starbucks in here. I've been lost and to have a Starbucks in this maze is great. You can just write coffee. My name will be coffee for the purposes of the cup.",0,spont,train train_spont_27593,"There was a sweet, nice couple who were here on their honeymoons. they kept going around all the area, all the different parks. When they came back I set their hair on fire.","Yeah, I'd like to wrap it around my entire head 'cause this place stinks.",0,spont,train train_spont_27594,"What's going on back there? There's quite a commotion, Randy. Is this something you should look into.","Okay, but we're not going to stop talking about how brilliant you are.",0,spont,train train_spont_27595,This is just my natural body hair all matted down with years of oil and sweat. It's become somewhat of a pelt.,"I don't know. I enjoyed the cooking quite a bit, but do you always prepare meals from a can?",0,spont,train train_spont_27596,"Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon.",How are you cooking just on the tray table of the bus?,0,spont,train train_spont_27597,"Well, it's a very dusty, abandoned puppet theater. With very long dust molecules. The molecules are approximately six feet or so.","No one can see you, but thanks for narrating.",0,spont,train train_spont_27598,"Arlene, you've got to come home. I miss you.","OK. Well, I guess we'll all sit down with the dogs here and form an audience for you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27599,"Slowly, slowly, I'm going to the drink fountain, OK? I need to fulfill this order.","Yeah, I guess. I wasn't even thinking about it that way. It's just like, rules are rules.",0,spont,train train_spont_27600,Using cameras with film is part of the contest. It has to be photos that have to be developed.,"Oh, an ice cream shop. I'm just making a suggestion, but it's just big enough.",0,spont,train train_spont_27601,You're looking at me like I haven't been looked at in a while.,"My name is rat snake man, but you can call me Ted.",0,spont,train train_spont_27602,"Those people have $6,000 tickets over there. If we can figure out a way to get into their room. I'm not saying to hurt anybody, but I'm also not not saying that.",I thought it was the whale we're stuck inside blowing water through its hole.,0,spont,train train_spont_27603,Welcome to Millionaire's mansion.,"I tell you what, if that tapeworm performs well, then you have yourself a hotdog stand at my carnival.",0,spont,train train_spont_27604,That looks like another devil.,"I'm just taking a nap, just taking a nap.",0,spont,train train_spont_27605,Not everyone knows that 15 years is considered the snorkel anniversary.,That's right. That's how it works. You convince someone that something is dead and then you take it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27606,It's the first week of spring and so much dander in the air. Isn't it everywhere?,"Every week, Gladys. You do this every week.",0,spont,train train_spont_27607,What a nice smile you've got.,"You did, I'm just a man with bathroom keys and nasty hands. I mean no harm.",0,spont,train train_spont_27608,Can we leave one of the fans on? It's boiling hot in here.,I ate three bottles worth of them. It was a new flavor I hadn't tried before.,0,spont,train train_spont_27609,"Get a room, you two. I'm just saying.",You mean that wrinkled lump of wheezing?,0,spont,train train_spont_27610,We need to have a chat with the children.,I mean it only looks empty because we are the only ones in here. You know it's funny Sizzler put all their pennies and dimes that they had left after the economy collapsed in 2018.,0,spont,train train_spont_27611,Look at that weird coked-up fish. Somebody grab him.,You shouldn't have told him that.,0,spont,train train_spont_27612,"OK. John, you're saying that a lot. Are you sure you're wife's not opening the bakery?","Yeah, man. Did you know that the desk has little keys? You can lock stuff away in your desk with little keys.",0,spont,train train_spont_27613,I wish that everyone would stop advancing on towards us and forcing us against the wall.,"OK, but I want everyone to know that you guys stink, I'm great. I'm Arthur. History will judge me the right way.",0,spont,train train_spont_27614,We have a lot of stories about our mama. There's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.,"Yes, I've come to try to build some loggings and to also start something that I picked up in France - that the French invented - called karaoke.",0,spont,train train_spont_27615,Is there anything I should do to help find Donald?,"Oh, thank you. It's made of similar stone.",0,spont,train train_spont_27616,I'm sensing some passive aggressiveness.,Alright. I'll buy you a sandwich before you go.,0,spont,train train_spont_27617,This time tell the truth about your life.,It's not that big a boat. We can talk while you're at the wheel.,0,spont,train train_spont_27618,"Well, if you like getting things monogrammed, maybe you want to look at my sky mile catalog.",That's a classic story. I hear that excuse all day long.,0,spont,train train_spont_27619,"Let's see, you're a fawn, right?","I used to be a subscriber to that magazine until I moved, and they don't deliver to where I'm at now.",0,spont,train train_spont_27620,"Mom, why do you call daddy ""sir""?","Oh, no! My Mom's on that ride! It's falling!",0,spont,train train_spont_27621,"Stop trying to get in my life. I told y'all, I'm just gonna be here 'cause we gotta be here.","I am too. So I'll just put that on the schedule. After lunch, you and I will make love.",0,spont,train train_spont_27622,"I just came from a mysterious chamber, where all I saw was piles of ashes and shoes. What can it mean?",I do. I have my Granddads pen. He fought in the war for it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27623,"Wow, this is your new water park? This is great. Where'd you get all the water?",You should see Grizzly River Run. It looks like an empty dog bowl right now. I went on it twice. This shirt's great.,0,spont,train train_spont_27624,"I see, through the window, one gentlemen. He's a very posh looking fellow. He seems to be on his way up to help. Is he one of your men?","Oh, thank you. I've been told I have one of those faces.",0,spont,train train_spont_27625,We'd open the door but it's one a time lock and can't open until Monday morning at 8am.,"Oh yeah, it's gonna be a great time at that teenage cotillion. I also am looking forward to it. You will be my only date. I certainly won't show up with another young lady. It will just be the two of us dancing the night away.",0,spont,train train_spont_27626,"Fred, we're going to send you to Kansas. You're going to pretend to be a Kansasian.",Yeah. We're kind of hypocrites though because we have that other terrible secret.,0,spont,train train_spont_27627,"You haven't committed to whether or not you're the manager of this pet shop. Now, are you the manager?",You know what? Claires was having a sale. I got this free when I got my ears pierced for the fourth time.,0,spont,train train_spont_27628,How would you like to spend the summer with your uncle?,"Good one, Roger. Good one. I think you should order her into the shed.",0,spont,train train_spont_27629,You've got to get out of this. There's no hanky panky happening here.,"Well, if you'd stop yourself, I wouldn't have to.",0,spont,train train_spont_27630,I hate to be rude. It's not in my style to be rude.,How hard can it be to pronounce? It's just a letter.,0,spont,train train_spont_27631,I'm full of gasoline.,I didn't know it was her. I thought it was just a minx stole with a cool voice.,0,spont,train train_spont_27632,"I've got to say, I was a little offended by the dress code.",It's not bad. You know what I love about this restaurant? It's in a hospital.,0,spont,train train_spont_27633,I thought I'd leave work early so we could have sex.,"I have to tell you guys, it seems like he's also Tom's former partner. So, he came back as combination of walking allergies.",0,spont,train train_spont_27634,"Honey, I've been in the car for a half hour.","I've got an idea, this is crazy. Let's put chicken in it. They'll be like ""but this is a seafood restaurant, this isn't seafood.""",0,spont,train train_spont_27635,"He's so proud of his singing. He's been singing it all year to practice, throughout all of the treatments and all of the sadness.",Can I be honest? I don't know what one looks like.,0,spont,train train_spont_27636,"I'm not scared. Come on, Barfany. What could go wrong?","Okay, Slick, but no one at school has ever seen you without them.",0,spont,train train_spont_27637,"Dr. Reynolds, I looked over your x-rays and it looks like you have torn the meniscus of your elbow by over-tapping someone with a reflex hammer.",I'd like to use my AAA discount.,0,spont,train train_spont_27638,"This I swear to you, my brothers, I am telling the truth. There, does that satisfy you?","Talking about dancing, this week's action is brought to you by Dancing With the Stars, Sundays on ABS.",0,spont,train train_spont_27639,I do that when something's on my mind. I have no filter.,This place is really just an inconvenient hallway.,0,spont,train train_spont_27640,"That baguette on hole two, that was left there by someone. That's very Parisian.","This culture and death. We are just too, we are behind the times. We are so afraid to talk about it. Just accept it, we're all gonna die.",0,spont,train train_spont_27641,We shared an experience in our apartment last night where somebody may or may not have been there.,He threw a rock and knocked out a cop.,0,spont,train train_spont_27642,"So, in order to go back in time, we've got to get struck by lightening, right?",That's OK. You're a lot of lady to love.,0,spont,train train_spont_27643,I guess I just want to lose my mind. I just want to lose my mind today.,"Yeah, he has these wings. It's an invention. They actually fly. He thought he was gonna kind of retire on that, but no one wanted actual bird wings that they had to attach on to themselves. It's kind of an invasive surgery.",0,spont,train train_spont_27644,Maybe coming to Bubba Gump Shrimp was what we wanted and not what the girls wanted.,"Last time Barbara wore a skirt, she pooped all up and down the driveway.",0,spont,train train_spont_27645,"I was born and then my parents hid me and then Barbara was in a coma, but somehow she didn't age.","The flight's at 5:00 am, so we have to get up at 3:30 am.",0,spont,train train_spont_27646,"If I get into my van and the snacks aren't in there that I like, JoAnn, there's going to be trouble.",I'm also from here and I've never heard that saying before.,0,spont,train train_spont_27647,"Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants.",I saw your backup silver spoon in the dishwasher.,0,spont,train train_spont_27648,"My name is officially spelled with a C, but it's Larissa for short if you're so inclined.","Well, if I make a halter top and a tube skirt, so I suppose I need 3 or 4 bags.",0,spont,train train_spont_27649,"If Vera keeps singing, existence as we know it may unravel.","You know, once we purify it and put in a little CO2, no one will be the wiser.",0,spont,train train_spont_27650,It is written by one of the finest graduates of this academy we have ever seen. David Allison.,We call him Pinky because we don't like him.,0,spont,train train_spont_27651,"When you go to your uncle's house, it will be like you're in the land of make-believe.","Oh, Fred, thank you so much. I just have to take these shower breaks to get it all out.",0,spont,train train_spont_27652,My internal clock says we've got less than a minute to get to the funeral.,"Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot?",0,spont,train train_spont_27653,"I'm Blaine, I'm from the studio. I also have a lot of great ideas.","What? I want to kill him, not her. It took him this long to get this much information and now she's just blurting out everything we need to know. Federal agents have to kill federal agents sometimes.",0,spont,train train_spont_27654,How far down did you move me in the lineup?,"We can move you in the performance order, but holding the house isn't an option.",0,spont,train train_spont_27655,I masturbated on a cat.,They're unbaptized older kids who also live in Limbo.,0,spont,train train_spont_27656,Are your wild animals in your car right now? They're going to chew through the leather.,I did. I wanted an exotic dog that I could show off with. Someone told me to go to the middle of the woods.,0,spont,train train_spont_27657,"Last call, time to get married. Anyone else want to get married?",That's right. We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before.,0,spont,train train_spont_27658,People should enjoy the movie Dave even if our explosion goes bad.,I never had a quinceañera before. I was too poor to age.,0,spont,train train_spont_27659,We all must say the chant that we say to the King.,You're single too? Did you see my blocks?,0,spont,train train_spont_27660,Occupants of the maze. You all received an invitation to come here a few weeks ago.It is an experiment to see who will survive.,The labyrinth? I think she just put a curse on you.,0,spont,train train_spont_27661,I didn't think we needed a vacuum cleaner.,You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds.,0,spont,train train_spont_27662,"Oh my god, this club is so fun. It makes me feel so great about life and I'm dancing right now!",Estelle. Her name is Estelle.,0,spont,train train_spont_27663,"Sweetheart, do you mind if I sit on the couch with you, while you read me People magazine?","See, this is why I never got married in the first place.",0,spont,train train_spont_27664,"Baby, if you can't tell the different in my eyes, you can't tell the difference in other items when they're not the same.","Oh, you know what that makes me think of? It's a little bit of a jump. How about a bead? Like a clunky, awkward, large bead? We can make them sort of like charm bracelets.",0,spont,train train_spont_27665,"Well, you should know - as a designer of donuts - what a good Alsatian tart is like. Tell me, what are you putting in the doughnuts again?",It just seems like everyone in my life has forgotten my birthday today. Including me.,0,spont,train train_spont_27666,I knew you'd get in trouble if you tried that Mr. E shit.,"I mean, I'm not trying to make you laugh. I'm scared.",0,spont,train train_spont_27667,Are you mortal? Or do you hold powers you haven't yet even discovered?,"Oh, we'll take it. You should get it, Lucious. It's a Chamberlain yo-yo.",0,spont,train train_spont_27668,"I'm afraid your name has been crossed off, Mr. Neighbors.",I'll do whatever as long as that noise doesn't happen again.,0,spont,train train_spont_27669,Where are we? Is this the future?,"Yes, I was trying to use metaphor. Would you rather that I take these chains off? They are very uncomfortable.",0,spont,train train_spont_27670,He threw a rock and knocked out a cop. He has rocks in his house to protect himself?,"Yeah, we know. That's why I'm asking everyone to be quiet.",0,spont,train train_spont_27671,"You hit your ball into the storm drain. It's our ball now, little girl!",Get him! You should use your hoof hand.,0,spont,train train_spont_27672,So my name's Tom.,"Yeah, and eggs are the beginning of life. It's important to treat them right.",0,spont,train train_spont_27673,"Every human being had a purpose, I think I have fulfilled mine.","Now, what would a cat be doing in purgatory? Is this some kind of test?",0,spont,train train_spont_27674,Downy's famous Seacrest Bank was just recently bought by a conglomerate. Do you work for that conglomerate?,"Cadet, have yourself a bottle of water and grab that pacifier.",0,spont,train train_spont_27675,"I would do it for you, Mr. Grocery. I would cover myself in deli slices.","I know, I just. You never called and I didn't want to assume.",0,spont,train train_spont_27676,"Well but, I treat y'all fair. I would have given you like a grief furlough and some paid time off. If your husband died. I mean, what do y'all think of me?",I want to do it! I'll do it!,0,spont,train train_spont_27677,"I could just spit on this pigeon's face right now! Oh, you little flying bird!","Well, I was wondering what you had under this sheet; this sheet over this cage-like shape.",0,spont,train train_spont_27678,Our gang had a fully produced piece on NPR?,Almost as long as the Jaws shark and just as scary.,0,spont,train train_spont_27679,These children are very smart. You need to be able to fool them.,"Yes, I think we need to get away from the ocean. Go somewhere far away from here.",0,spont,train train_spont_27680,"Girls, the reason Tiptop has his hand out is because he's a panhandler.",It's not our fault. They went to Van Nuys in the back of a pickup truck.,0,spont,train train_spont_27681,Here are some fried clams on the house.,"You're very defensive, but I see that all the time with people that talk to the dead.",0,spont,train train_spont_27682,"I want to garnish it with some nice, nice vegetables. I went to the farmer's market the other day and spent a lot of money on some nice veggies.",Probably Poseidon's Delight. It's a pretty big bucket. It's a bucket for two.,0,spont,train train_spont_27683,I really want to be a janitor at a state fair.,"Please, Mr. Mommy was my father's name.",0,spont,train train_spont_27684,We must get our daughter out of the house. I've been wanting to ravish you in the dining room for 35 years.,"Oh, when I was growing up. It would sleep in the bed. We would put makeup on her. Her name was Jasmine.",0,spont,train train_spont_27685,"So, you're not talking about the situation between Russia and America?","Isn't it like Shakespeare said, ""Life is a show that's always on every week at the same time.""",0,spont,train train_spont_27686,"God, you're only halfway done creating the universe. When are you going to finish that shit, for real?",Why? Why would they let us perform open heart surgery?,0,spont,train train_spont_27687,We're going to walk up to the security cameras since we're at camera height in this three person trench coat.,People will be too busy dying to notice my hands dropping them. It's a perfect plan.,0,spont,train train_spont_27688,"Mr. Sims, you understand that for the average customer, if they see a cockroach, it's gonna freak them out because they think the place is unsanitary.","Okay buddy, put it down. Away from your mouth.",0,spont,train train_spont_27689,"Mom, are you going to let Tina call me names like that?","Yeah, it was clear to me that I needed to come in and make an impression as a person first.",0,spont,train train_spont_27690,"I want to resist but I can't. Oh my god, it melted on my tongue like a salty snowflake.",Thanks for checking to see if I was OK.,0,spont,train train_spont_27691,"As the weigh-in coordinator, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry because I feel like I let your daughter into the fighting ring with a man who was twice her size and known murderer.","Yeah, I'm just going to go strike out on my own, make my way out of Ohio, and see the country. I need to experience what life has to offer. I'm really going to miss you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27692,"Excuse me, Paul. I think somebody spilled hot chocolate on my seat because the back of my cloud is cloudier than the front.","Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27693,"Yes and then I have to go directly home. I can't dilly dally. So don't get any ideas, both of you.","Why do you think that is, Tom?",0,spont,train train_spont_27694,"Have you met my sister, Peggy?","OK. It's traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole.",0,spont,train train_spont_27695,I'm real excited about the prom next week. My mom got me a real pretty dress.,"It's called population control, father. And it's not a joke.",0,spont,train train_spont_27696,"Well, it was a tie-dye shirt, it was bloody red. I mean, in hindsight, that was a terrible shirt.","I know. Frankly, he lost me when he started singing Outkast.",0,spont,train train_spont_27697,"Now that I think about it, my life doesn't sound good.",You're going to be our nanny. That's how all families work.,0,spont,train train_spont_27698,"Guys, when I said that I drowned 12 pianos, I was talking about Renzo Piano the architect. His family.","Oh, what a relief. I am.",0,spont,train train_spont_27699,I played a lot of memorable games here and so I haunt this place to this day.,Getty Lee! We're Rush. We're a Canadian supergoup. We gotta go out there.,0,spont,train train_spont_27700,Is this murderous dog still in your home?,"Yes but they were free range rats, they had a very happy life before becoming my coat.",0,spont,train train_spont_27701,Okay. You know we got the best deals. And you know why I'm not saying it out loud.,Do you think there's a gang of kids with bones running around?,0,spont,train train_spont_27702,There will be no picnics today. The lake is closed until we find out where this water is going.,It says it on Wikipedia.,0,spont,train train_spont_27703,You want a classy dog.,Sure. Will I really get to see you?,0,spont,train train_spont_27704,You have stage seven skin cancer. We haven't seen anything like this before. You've got to get out of the sun.,"That's cool, I don't give a fuck. I just want my fucking cod and my fucking 10 beers.",0,spont,train train_spont_27705,Every day I wake up thinking I'm going to walk. This is exactly why. Why can't I have prayers and dreams?,OK. It's open. Now we just have to walk up about 100 God damn stairs.,0,spont,train train_spont_27706,"Like a cat has nine lives. And the swans, they become incorporeal spirits who are reborn again four times again.",It's the classic gift of Maine. I think they've been in there too long.,0,spont,train train_spont_27707,I'll get you another bourbon. You want this one with mostly ice again.,And also a funeral for your uncle.,0,spont,train train_spont_27708,Do you ever get to come out of the tree?,"Alright, Fred go get on the trolley and away you go.",0,spont,train train_spont_27709,I realize I haven't been forthright and honest.,"They did ask me if I was feeling down recently, you think it's because they heard me huh?",0,spont,train train_spont_27710,"Now, the word has gotten out and if people find out, this could be the end of the space force as we know it.","Thanks for nothing, Mr. Jasper!",0,spont,train train_spont_27711,"If you flush this toilet just right or wrong, as the case may be, you may end up in storm drain.","I don't know. I guess I'll know in a few days. That's how it works, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_27712,Mrs. Applebaum? Do you have the flask on you that you have in your classroom?,That's right! There's a hotel inside of the hospital inside of the convention center! It's a business inside a business inside a business!,0,spont,train train_spont_27713,You can do laundry at my place. I've got a washer and dryer in the basement of my building.,That's my popular name. That's what people call me.,0,spont,train train_spont_27714,"How much of the coconut shrimp did you eat, Barbara?","It's hard to tell. The one keeps screaming and the other one's voice already sounded like that, so it's hard to tell.",0,spont,train train_spont_27715,How dare you sir! How dare you hold onto the first gentleman's thumb pen for all these years.,"Yes, thank you Curly. Your service is very much appreciated.",0,spont,train train_spont_27716,"I was thinking about bludgeoning each and every one of you with a mace, you know it has the spikes? It's like a club with spikes. You just hit someone 'til they're a pulp.",He left town. He didn't want to help out in the family business. He thought he didn't have any sense of his culture or roots and he went to China.,0,spont,train train_spont_27717,"I don't know, things got really weird during brunches. People would, like, drink too much and then they'd only talk about themselves.","You know, my father once told me something. Son, he said, lots of things are made to be ticked, but nothing's made to be tickled like ivories.",0,spont,train train_spont_27718,"Hey Marty, I just want to say that I'm really sorry about your girl passing.",It's the way to go. I'm my own boss.,0,spont,train train_spont_27719,"Yeah, I gotta take a hang. I'm stressed out.",Because I don't want to forget 2013.,0,spont,train train_spont_27720,Why it's true! And these are my children. We call ourselves the Cold Storage Kids.?,We'll cut our long thumbs off before we tell anyone.,0,spont,train train_spont_27721,"I didn't mean in the ground, I just meant that no one was at the funeral.","We could have stayed home, dad. It just seems like a weird day to go to The Price is Right.",0,spont,train train_spont_27722,"When I moved to Los Angeles and started getting offers to do stuff, someone told me that it was too regional. So, I just decided to get rid of it.","Yeah, I got all kinds of emphysema going on.",0,spont,train train_spont_27723,So you're a regular glasses-wearer then.,"Well yeah, I mean I was your counselor for 3 of those hours. You told me everything.",0,spont,train train_spont_27724,"So, I could be a narrator for the show.",I thought you would take care of that. This is your show.,0,spont,train train_spont_27725,I feel like if you just looked up trumpetdavis.com you could probably see a touring schedule or something.,"We used to have it, but I kicked them all out. The music and the dancing and all the people, they were coming to the nightclub, they were getting all positive. It was really the wrong vibe that this nightclub is supposed to instill in people. It's supposed to give them a sense of foreboding about the future. They were leaving too happy. Also, I can't afford to play the band or the dancers.",0,spont,train train_spont_27726,Any thoughts on ordering at all?,You're really not. This is like an employees only area.,0,spont,train train_spont_27727,I'm a count. Have you ever had a count before?,I'm just trying to get a little bit of sleep.,0,spont,train train_spont_27728,I want to watch cartoons.,"I'm just saying, maybe one of the reasons why we're not up in the sky and we're in the ocean is because Cookie took some drugs.",0,spont,train train_spont_27729,"Oh, has there been a change in the dictionary? Does ridiculous mean beautiful now?","Oh, I guess I never looked at those billboards closely.",0,spont,train train_spont_27730,A little tiny slip of fortune cookie paper? I think it's safe to say that one's gone.,I just want his friends to have a great birthday party with a bag of circus peanuts.,0,spont,train train_spont_27731,I'm assuming you're going to take me to the hospital for the operation?,"Yeah, I was trying to see if I scratched your back if you would scratch mine and give me those free apps and you did, you fell for it. I'm sorry.",0,spont,train train_spont_27732,That was all manufactured. Carol thought that would help.,We appear to have pickpocketed each other.,0,spont,train train_spont_27733,You probably notice that I have some new fringe work in my office.,"Oh, please don't tell me it was the office supplies.",0,spont,train train_spont_27734,"How could we do a show, the three of us? That's impossible.",Your memory is getting worse and worse.,0,spont,train train_spont_27735,We're heading out there on the open road to see what's out there.,And then we can call your parents to come get you.,0,spont,train train_spont_27736,That sounds like jazz.,Let me give you a piece advice. Just do what the regular cast does every night and wing it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27737,Is that an Italian yellow rose attached to your lapel?,"So, he'll be stepping up onto the train and he'll be riding it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27738,"See? Cats are not olives, Larry. This is serious, he's delusional.","Well, here it goes. Sayonara!",0,spont,train train_spont_27739,Can I be honest? I don't know what an umbrella looks like.,"My God, that's all they did.",0,spont,train train_spont_27740,"You thought you recognized me, a man made of pudding? I look familiar to you?",He's real. He's real and he's beautiful.,0,spont,train train_spont_27741,I was going to do a piece from Admiral Atta Boy. Everyone loved it. I got big laughs.,You can be anything you want to be. That is what we teach here in Croatia.,0,spont,train train_spont_27742,I just want to be a bucket. I'm so tired of just holding mail. I want to hold water that's runoff from a roof.,"Alright, I'll see y'all in about 30 minutes.",0,spont,train train_spont_27743,"Splunk, you've been crying for four days.",Is that what this stuff is? I thought that you just didn't clean your tinsel up from Christmas. ,0,spont,train train_spont_27744,"I saw him and then once I reached up and I held him, I felt like we had our own little love spaceship going up in the sky.","Well listen, if an opportunity arises to confront him at a funeral, you should take it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27745,"I was cool with being naked, but now that I've eaten that apple, I need to hide my genitals away.","But you're a woman, and he's a man. So even if you didn't say anything, you were thinking it in your mind. He had no choice because you silently suggested it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27746,I was just wondering if the spangle is worth anything.,"Thank you. It was getting a little ratty in there, no pun intended, and I was like hey, just because that rat lived here, it doesn't need to look like a rat's nest.",0,spont,train train_spont_27747,"Man, you're too good for this place. Like, you actually have talent. You need to get out of this Joe's Crab's Shack.","No, they didn't. They think it's for wealthy people.",0,spont,train train_spont_27748,Would anyone care for a cheese sandwich? I brought some with me.,"Oh, Janice. I'm afraid I've been a dirty dog.",0,spont,train train_spont_27749,"Thanks, dad. I'm moving three blocks away to move to Palm Springs.","Yes, I understand that the staff here, we're all wearing t-shirts that say rosé-all-day. But hey, it's 11am and this would be your 7th.",0,spont,train train_spont_27750,"I slept so horribly. You know, I haven't been sleeping in my bed lately. I've been sleeping in that grave that I dug for the dog, but then he pulled through.","Right, and ink is super expensive. This is our best idea yet.",0,spont,train train_spont_27751,"Hey guys, there's two adults in the other room.",Is it because of my purple hair?,0,spont,train train_spont_27752,Patty LaPone has brought in an oil painting. It's not even a photo.,I might need some of these things. Anything could happen between here and there.,0,spont,train train_spont_27753,"No, I won't walk into that trap. You try to get me to be right and, all of a sudden, the next thing I know, I'm on the dingy. ?","It's pretty much lying on the ground, right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_27754,I saved all our lives that day.,"Well, people see what they want to see in the crow.",0,spont,train train_spont_27755,"Humble blimpsman, I really like your hat that looks like a blimp. ","Yeah, I keep her in the dark about a lot of stuff.",0,spont,train train_spont_27756,"Lorielle, you're coffee is ready to be picked up at the counter.",Maybe I am. It's my nature.,0,spont,train train_spont_27757,Trying to figure out everything that burns is eventually how I died.,That's right. You should kiss more like my sister. We practice all the time.,0,spont,train train_spont_27758,"Yes, we're getting rid of you, Jennifer. But you're gaining a Tom and a Kent.","Yes. Now, if your husband doesn't come back in the next four minutes, it's clear that we should be together. It's the law of the mall.",0,spont,train train_spont_27759,You can each take a tablespoon of whisky.,"Well, the air is so dry here. It hurts your throat.",0,spont,train train_spont_27760,I hope he doesn't come down here.,Yeah. Put something on that. I can smell it all the way over here.,0,spont,train train_spont_27761,Is that a first edition belt?,"Have you, that's funny because I have never wanted to meet you, ever!",0,spont,train train_spont_27762,"Rudy, who would you rather have entering the kingdom of your television station, the people who are entering the kingdom of hell or people entering the kingdom of heaven?",I think that's a fantastic idea. We haven't prayed ever.,0,spont,train train_spont_27763,Do you want to take a cab to my place now? I'm sorry I didn't laugh at that last joke.,"I see, but are you doing this for her or for yourself?",0,spont,train train_spont_27764,This was a terrible idea of mine that you put all of your money into!,Under the flap? It's weird that you're a robot with flapy skin.,0,spont,train train_spont_27765,But I'd seen it done in a much smaller sphere than I built. It should have worked even better. Maybe I should have gotten bigger motorcycles.,"Wasn't Adele wonderful? What I was awake for was wonderful. You know, I can't stay awake as long as I used to.",0,spont,train train_spont_27766,"Tina, can you tell us why the Mayor has been absent from so many of these press conferences?",We stopped carrying those because they were assholes.,0,spont,train train_spont_27767,"Okay, first of all, you're human. Second of all, you want to add a waddle.","Let's take part of that raccoon, put some cheese on it, and double fry it!",0,spont,train train_spont_27768,"Mr. Whitaker, thank you for making everyone's childhood dream come true eventually.",Forest Whitaker makes me cry. His eye is always tearing.,0,spont,train train_spont_27769,I'm a little uncomfortable.,"Yeah, we're getting so close!",0,spont,train train_spont_27770,What is a toughie though that you keep talking about? I don't understand.,Here at this miniature golf course?,0,spont,train train_spont_27771,A tournament of the most professional teams of adults is what I want. There will be no children.,"When Scott Adams dies, you're never going to see me again. I'm going to start a new life somewhere.",0,spont,train train_spont_27772,"We don't have any money for you, sorry. Just passing through.","Okay, well, I'll start talking about my dream, and then you talk about your dream, and we'll talk about them at the same time and we'll see if the dreams are similar. But they probably are not because we're two different people and we have different brains.",0,spont,train train_spont_27773,You're very likable for a robber.,Time is not even real. It's a flat circle or whatever.,0,spont,train train_spont_27774,"Oh, wow, I'm doing it. I'm flying! Bye.",That they are. They are made of metal and bird.,0,spont,train train_spont_27775,Thanks for uploading my consciousness to the systems computer. I've been hanging out with voice lady.,"It's a powdery beer, too.",0,spont,train train_spont_27776,"Billy Jr. of quadrant seven is right. Always speak up, that's my first bit of advice. Speak up. Make sure you can be heard.","Nothing will ever, ever break up Deee-light.",0,spont,train train_spont_27777,I told him the bathroom was the first door to his right.,"Well, there are a lot of used condoms here. So of course, there's gotta be a koala nearby somewhere. In my experience, that's been true 100% of the time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27778,Have you ever fallen in love at a funeral?,"Sir, permission to speak to your beautiful face. I am feeling like I could just hug you so hard right now, sir.",0,spont,train train_spont_27779,Well I'll just try to stay here and remember that I'm supposed to stay here. Just try to hypnotize myself with this map of the mall.,Sure. That gives us three whole hours.,0,spont,train train_spont_27780,"Fine. Fifty dollars each. A wall, some stairs. The list is getting long.",It's two pages of dialogue and half a page of legal disclaimers.,0,spont,train train_spont_27781,"Oh, who was that little urchin who just ran away?",It looks like it. And he seems confused by his own pockets.,0,spont,train train_spont_27782,"Hey, who used my Family Circus mug?","Yeah, we've been getting a lot of you lately.",0,spont,train train_spont_27783,"You don't want me to put glow tape on the flash? It would be real easy to find in the dark. When the lights go out in the stadium, you know, he'd say ""Hey, there's my flask.""","Oh sure, Mr. Vaughn, there's a carton cigarettes here for you. I've got seven cartons, one for each of the Magnificent Seven.",0,spont,train train_spont_27784,Why don't we draw a map to find the map. That way we won't get lost on the way if we draw it out first.,"That's right, but it's lighter than a feather. ",0,spont,train train_spont_27785,"You're saying that all of my brothers and sisters, they do drugs and alcohol because of me?",Really? I can hold people's problems and not let 'em get out.,0,spont,train train_spont_27786,"Laser Beam, you're so mean. You're just coming down on the man.","I do want to keep my job as a trainee at Margarittaville. All right, Mr. Timmins. I don't feel good about this, but I'll do it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27787,I guess we could have been selling rocking horses to sex people all the time and we didn't know. They didn't declare it like this lady did.,"Until I can figure out if the wind blew it open or not, this case has my full attention.",0,spont,train train_spont_27788,I've got some good news. My wife did not put a voodoo curse on me. That's what you asked me.,I never said I loved her though.,0,spont,train train_spont_27789,He's breaking apart like those old commercials for Contact where the pill would be open and all the little blue balls would come out.,It's our duty as officers to save the public from people passing around funny money.,0,spont,train train_spont_27790,You guys are going to want to take a moment and say a few words to your poster before I put it in the recycling bin.,I think that's a great compromise. You can come in any time you want to see the poster.,0,spont,train train_spont_27791,"Son, that's an even bigger shadow than I've been even carrying around this whole time.",I can. You could have stepped into my booth. Now you're stuck with a lobster child.,0,spont,train train_spont_27792,"Mauricia, he's gone. It's like you two were never married.",I collect leaves. I've been to nature trails before. I've made leaf collages. I think we've made a love connection here at the Denny's.,0,spont,train train_spont_27793,"You know, it's just part of being a housewife. Decorating and putting out. Sure, you might have these newfangled people that think they can be independent, but no.",That's a great idea. I feel like if we agree on some sort of schedule that will help us pass the time in a less chaotic way.,0,spont,train train_spont_27794,"Oh, all I was going to say, you know, as we're waiting for Frank to get back. Um, Roger, I think maybe we'll try something different. What if we were to cover you with some sort of salve, would that allay your phobia of silk robes?",Silk anesthesia. There's only four known cases in the United States.,0,spont,train train_spont_27795,"So, they're dead now. Took care of it.",It is a store. These are all authentic Navajo artifacts.,0,spont,train train_spont_27796,You thought my full name was Humble Blimpsman and I happen to be a blimpsman?,An investor! You'll be our angel for this musical?,0,spont,train train_spont_27797,What are we going to do? They're going to think we pushed him.,What are we going to do? Featherman's up there waiting on us.,0,spont,train train_spont_27798,"Mom, you're telling me that you went to go get cigarettes but now I have to go get dad's beer? That seems like a waste of time, couldn't you have done both?","Wow, it's very small.",0,spont,train train_spont_27799,"This is 9-11, what's your emergency?","Yeah, I wish there wouldn't be a ceremony, where they present it to me.",0,spont,train train_spont_27800,I can't believe it's finally happening to me. I'm having contractions.,"It is, but now it's getting huge, too.",0,spont,train train_spont_27801,You're in love with him. You gotta go to him. He made it clear he's never coming back here.,It's so gloomy for a nightclub.,0,spont,train train_spont_27802,You're in the King's entourage?,"But, I want to be a little boy forever.",0,spont,train train_spont_27803,"Wow, you're stronger than I thought!","That's right. Cincinnati PD, and you don't want us to take you to jail, because you'd never get out.",0,spont,train train_spont_27804,"Hello, Karen. I'm sorry you're in the Disney jail, but you must have done something to earn it.",We should come up with a smaller name that we can fit on a cap.,0,spont,train train_spont_27805,"We're going to round up all the rotten kids, who are robbing the pet stores.",You've been writing everything down. I can't believe you can't remember.,0,spont,train train_spont_27806,"I was a dumpster and pod realtor. So, I just do containers, mostly.","Hey, I just had that spaghetti yesterday! You're using it as a pillow!",0,spont,train train_spont_27807,You have to be as tall as the yeti's paw to ride the Yeti.,"You can see my T-shirt, I guess. It's the Marley Gibbs Fan Club Official President.",0,spont,train train_spont_27808,You panicked up there! You choked!,"She was choking herself, and I was helping her.",0,spont,train train_spont_27809,"Legally, there's a certain amount of nudity that you can show on advertising. How can somebody be nude, but not completely nude?",I know. You're really good at that. Sometimes it doesn't make any sense. I don't know why you gave me all of these Yoplait yogurt posters.,0,spont,train train_spont_27810,"I'm sorry, sir. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here. My name is Dale, what is your name?","Yeah but I just kinda want to hang out here, so.",0,spont,train train_spont_27811,"Listen, Tim. I think for our bookstore, we gotta go to a different policy on selling books. It's gotta be like a pay-as-you go kinda thing. Ask them how much money they have and we'll go from there.","Yeah, I've heard about them trollbeads. They say that they're at K, and every kiss begins with Kay.",0,spont,train train_spont_27812,Do you think there's a gang of kids with bones running around?,Same thing you said yesterday.,0,spont,train train_spont_27813,"Let me talk to her, father to daughter.","Sir, I'd suggest you step right over to the other side of the complex to the Transamerica, they've got all types of costumes. Especially elf.",0,spont,train train_spont_27814,I found your writing pad and I rolled it up like a scroll and I put it in the register.,"I guess. I mean, we have to be at the church at two. But I guess we could go to the jewelry store now.",0,spont,train train_spont_27815,Hera turned another woman into a cow!,"That's quite all right, Nancy. No harm taken. Now, let's see what's going on with Fasty.",0,spont,train train_spont_27816,I'm back from my second lap.,"I tell you what, I'll give him a trial run. My carnival barker will announce that tapeworm and I want to see him show me the show of my life.",0,spont,train train_spont_27817,We can get the oven fixed with the money.,"Well, all we have is this dough. I can boil it up, but I cannot bake it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27818,"Big Red, I didn't recognize you without your signature coat.",I want to thank you right now and tomorrow!,0,spont,train train_spont_27819,"Hi, welcome to DM Sliders, how can I help you?",Those caps are built to last.,0,spont,train train_spont_27820,What are you talking about? I didn't rip that song off.,It's just that you taking one in the bathroom is just you going in there and just hanging for a while.,0,spont,train train_spont_27821,"That's why we're called Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow. We're the same thing every day.",I can't believe it won 12 Academy Awards.,0,spont,train train_spont_27822,You're Rumpledumpskin?,"If you don't kill him, I will kill you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27823,Here we are. I'm just so happy that I finally met my dad.,There's that crouching samurai show.,0,spont,train train_spont_27824,"Honestly, now that we're putting all the cards on the table, when you do fall asleep I carry each of you individually back upstairs. Because ultimately I feel bad that I did what I did.","Well, I'm not some kind of stair witch. I don't get rid of stairs.",0,spont,train train_spont_27825,My son says that raking leaves is in his comfort zone.,I'll tend to the fries.,0,spont,train train_spont_27826,"Rodney, you fell asleep again. This is absurd.",In the middle of our battle? We were having a fight to the death.,0,spont,train train_spont_27827,Is that peacock yours?,I like to think about where it came from.,0,spont,train train_spont_27828,We live in a place called Jimsburg. Do you think that's a coincidence?,But my name's Sandra. I'm the friendliest waitress in all of Freeport.,0,spont,train train_spont_27829,"OK, you all are very defensive. I haven't even said what the complaints say.",Oh no. Jenna's not spayed. They banded together? They fucked.,0,spont,train train_spont_27830,"Is it true, all the rumors about you running into Walgreens and punching candy bars? Or is it fake?","Mr. Buffett, I can fly like an eagle.",0,spont,train train_spont_27831,"We don't have to be awkward you know, it was one date.","Please, please, you're wonderful employees. Please, have some medals.",0,spont,train train_spont_27832,I wanted to let you know that Hank Thompson might be the guy that stole the police evidence.,Wow! You own everything in this office? ,0,spont,train train_spont_27833,"Miles' latest stepmother is met with yet another unseemly demise, and I find myself quite alone and rich and famous and the tree-murdering magnet.","Well, I think it's a combination of things. Your father's fame and his wealth and the fact that he owns this town. He's constantly battle Nick Nolte for celebrity status in this very small town. I think you also don't have friends, and so creating one is just an offshoot of the frayed mental status, if you will.",0,spont,train train_spont_27834,This is an Excalibur 2000 x-ray machine.,"Yeah, well, I gotta be in the mood. You know what I mean? I've gotta be in the mood to talk. If I'm not, I'll hiss at ya and I'll chase you off my property. But I'm in the mood to talk today.",0,spont,train train_spont_27835,How large is the venomous python?,We are normal kids taking out feelings of anger on others just like all the Americans now.,0,spont,train train_spont_27836,Wouldn't you like to know what's behind this door?,I don't know if I could do that. I've never acted a day in my life.,0,spont,train train_spont_27837,He's not allowed to have them. He's allergic.,As long as there's time left at the end of the summer to relax and spend time with my friends.,0,spont,train train_spont_27838,"You're actually rising into the air, Geum.","Are you accusing us, sir, of not enjoying Crimpcrumper Doughnuts, the #1 industry in this town?",0,spont,train train_spont_27839,"What should I do, Tranese?",What's in your shoes? Some feet?,0,spont,train train_spont_27840,"Sorry, I just got excited.","That's right because when you save me, you earn me.",0,spont,train train_spont_27841,"Governor Christie, what's the humidity today at the beach?",I know exactly what happens when people are written down in this book. That's why I'm doing it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27842,"My Lord, I was thinking of also getting the Rachel haircut.",I'm two thirds dehydrated.,0,spont,train train_spont_27843,I remember that was a pre haze code movie where you could have the word shit in the title.,"Yes, I was trying to decipher whether or not she was, indeed, pregnant or just sort of chubby. It turns out that was your mother and she was pregnant with you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27844,Years of being such a devout Christian. Everyone was so aware of your principals and really it's just the location was all it took.,I think we were all under the impression that it was over awhile ago.,0,spont,train train_spont_27845,"Here's the thing. Whenever you get my mom on board with something, and you tell her we're doing it, she doesn't like to change her mind. She gets very angry.","That's a little bit of a leap, but uh, yeah. That sounds right for some reason. Why don't we go get in your car and we'll drive around and look for someone like that?",0,spont,train train_spont_27846,It's disgusting. I can hear those kids slobbering and mumbling through their wire mesh masks.,"I mean, I don't want to brag, but I do. That's my passion; that's my love right there, and you've got a beautiful Passat.",0,spont,train train_spont_27847,"Look at the length of my shadow, dad.","Yeah, well, you can't control genetics. You know?",0,spont,train train_spont_27848,"Kids, can I tell you something about that painting of me?","You guys have Fantastic Dales, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_27849,They would drive from the other side of the country to pull over to our concession stand.,"Ah, it is like gold dust.",0,spont,train train_spont_27850,I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout.,"Greg, I know this is a strange request - could you make a little divot in the final hole and I could rest my head in there. My open mouth would be the final hole. ",0,spont,train train_spont_27851,"We tried, we gave this labyrinth our best effort.","OK. Mommy, will I be able to play with ghosts in the haunted amusement park?",0,spont,train train_spont_27852,"Thank you, Targin. It's going to be a nice Christmas now that they're gone.",I've known from the time I woke up today that this is my last day on Earth. But I will live on through the crow painting I have sold to your family. My eyes will be the crow's eyes.,0,spont,train train_spont_27853,"Oh, so you're all alone, huh?",Look how he's fixing it. He knows what kind of wood it is.,0,spont,train train_spont_27854,"Yeah, Caliban. Why are you questioning my name? We're friends. C'mon, Omar.",You left the stove on? That's not safe.,0,spont,train train_spont_27855,"Well, I don't think it's cool for you to be at work after work ends.",But we're in a corn maze. There's corn everywhere. Here's a sample for you.,0,spont,train train_spont_27856,Maybe we would have been more scared if you weren't wearing sweats.,"I once saw her give this apply to this really pale girl, I don't know what she was up to though, but I heard the girl had a really bad time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27857,I need to move a couch from Asbury Park to Trenton.,Another brother to love. Yay.,0,spont,train train_spont_27858,You wanted to be called Poseidon because you love the ocean?,"Oh, I thought that was a pocket square.",0,spont,train train_spont_27859,Yeah. These homeless trolls are real people who may or may not have a mental disease and decided they want to live underground.,It's five o'clock somewhere.,0,spont,train train_spont_27860,They're playing weird music in this club.,"OK, here it is. A rolled up newspaper, a cup of tea, and two tiny sandwiches. And a digestive ginger cookie.",0,spont,train train_spont_27861,"Look, if we don't put this play on properly to the to the light of all of the faculty, David can't graduate.","All I've ever heard him say is ""It's a trap.""",0,spont,train train_spont_27862,"Oh, our mother coughs up blood. Can we graduate early too? She's sick.",I'm thinkin' the way you're thinkin'; that's why we're twins.,0,spont,train train_spont_27863,The Jersey Shore Book of Shadows is one of those breathing books.,"Yeah, and we've come to render your very flesh, Dr.",0,spont,train train_spont_27864,Do you want to go back to the past again? And do it over again for a third time?,Can't I talk with someone in private for one second?,0,spont,train train_spont_27865,You hips are so feminine and that's why your name is Bruce.,"That's quite true. Except, I'd never wear Swiss. I'm from England.",0,spont,train train_spont_27866,"People aren't judging you by your teeth, it's your character sweetheart.",You're right but have you heard they are going to remove them and replace them with midget's that take your change instead?,0,spont,train train_spont_27867,"My name is Cran. I was named after the band, The Cranberries.","Two years? This ain't Eat, Pray, Love, y'all. I'm not going to give you two years.",0,spont,train train_spont_27868,"You were a year ahead of all of us. So you shouldn't be here, then.",I'll take these. All of these and the golden bell in the corner.,0,spont,train train_spont_27869,I will only be happy when I'm at the bottom of this river.,"Oh my god, Ralph's been transformed into a cat.",0,spont,train train_spont_27870,"Your majesty, do you seek love on my blimp?",I'm a bad man. I can't believe the King is here.,0,spont,train train_spont_27871,That was a scary time. Thank god you went out on a limb and did that surgery 'cause that could have burst and killed you.,It's a couple book reports. And you need to make one of those things in a shoe box with people. And it's gotta explain atoms.,0,spont,train train_spont_27872,"You don't get this at all, preacher. We're bad people.","OK. Now, it's gonna go right through your hand. Don't be freaked out.",0,spont,train train_spont_27873,"I was wondering, do you still even need me? I have appointments.",I can validate your parking.,0,spont,train train_spont_27874,My uncle's name was Andrew Chaswin.,"I'd love to. I have to stay here until 6:00 pm though, in case you missed that part.",0,spont,train train_spont_27875,"Teacher, can we open the window? It's July and it's so hot in this classroom.",I just saw a guy stab another guy in the face.,0,spont,train train_spont_27876,"Oh, my god. Your father gave you this ring at it fits me perfectly.","I'm the most mature here, so you probably want to talk to me a little bit.",0,spont,train train_spont_27877,"Rita, I feel like maybe we should form an alliance. You know what I mean? Because I don't know what's going on with those two.",I'll open up these peach cans with my gun.,0,spont,train train_spont_27878,"That's fine, look, you can keep your pants on. I'm giving you special privileges.",I said one or two. We're going to have to dump some bodies later.,0,spont,train train_spont_27879,I am the first line of defense. They talk to me and then they walk down the carpet.,"Yeah, I mean, we're over here by ourselves. So, why can't we?",0,spont,train train_spont_27880,How's learning to read coming?,"Oh, silly me. Look, I'm going by a manual, and I think these two pages are stuck together. We'll go back.",0,spont,train train_spont_27881,That's right! There's a hotel inside of the hospital inside of the convention center! It's a business inside a business inside a business!,"Okay, because I'm planning on getting tons of hygienist tail this week.",0,spont,train train_spont_27882,I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.,"OK, I guess. Let me just move this pelt.",0,spont,train train_spont_27883,"Hey, old lady, you should really lock your door.","Oh, my favorite one. California Dreaming.",0,spont,train train_spont_27884,It's time for the light to sing its song.,"It says ""breakfast you will never have as long as you do not recall the answer to the song of light and down the tunnel you will fall.""",0,spont,train train_spont_27885,You can't go past this point without a membership. We can give you a guest membership for you to have a day pass.,"There's an open mic at the laugh connection. If I can impress the owner of this club, I'll get to do two more open mics at the laugh connection.",0,spont,train train_spont_27886,"Okay, Arthur. Sit on the giant toilet in the middle of the islands.","I never touch 'em. Once you've had one, you just can't stop.",0,spont,train train_spont_27887,"Well, I feel like we've done something good here.","Well, I mean, why don't we just go over the mountain, right? I mean why did we buy this thing?",0,spont,train train_spont_27888,Is it OK if I give Bibbles an olive? Is is OK for children to eat olives in Iceland?,"Yes. Martrice, all my life has been leading up to this point. When I was a little boy, dreaming of being married, I couldn't wait for this. It's a dream come true, and if I could travel back in time and tell that little boy it's all going to work out I would. Also, I would kill Hitler. End of vows.",0,spont,train train_spont_27889,I don't know if anyone is going to show up at the Wisconsin Wells today.,"Well, I've got my books all tied up in my book strap.",0,spont,train train_spont_27890,The potato tour is earthy.,"It's been awhile, that's true. But, you know, I know you boys done good.",0,spont,train train_spont_27891,"Janet, can you put a pillow behind me? Because I'm gonna faint.","No strings on me, fiddle-dee-dee.",0,spont,train train_spont_27892,"Yeah, well, you can't control genetics. You know?",I'd be the first in my generation to attend an institute of higher learning and that's why I'm here today to do this monologue that I wrote in my spaceship on the way here.,0,spont,train train_spont_27893,What does un-sub mean? I don't know. I cheated my way through that class in law enforcement training.,"Mr. Thompson, is there any way I can make this right? Look, I brought a bag of freshly boiled bagels.",0,spont,train train_spont_27894,Do you mind if I move those Whopper boxes?,"Oh, I've passed like ten of them in here.",0,spont,train train_spont_27895,"Mr. President, my friend it outside somewhere. You probably just missed her because she's very short and hunched.","Oh, I remember him. I remember everyone by their bagel order.",0,spont,train train_spont_27896,I'm just waiting to take either one of your parking spots because this place is jam packed.,Wow. Classic misunderstanding. I thought we were all friends.,0,spont,train train_spont_27897,Where's her ghost glasses at?,I actually was just murdered. I'm a ghost.,0,spont,train train_spont_27898,"Have you been married before, Evelyn?",We really should have made a more thorough contract. I apologize.,0,spont,train train_spont_27899,"Hillary, what fun it was to judge this competition with you over this past season of Top Chef.",That's right. I kept my freak flag furled.,0,spont,train train_spont_27900,"We've been saying you should quit your job, Doris.","Yeah, well, I can't wait to be 100 years old, so I can be 100 feet tall.",0,spont,train train_spont_27901,Not so fast. Why are you calling me the asshole of the group?,That's why he's wearing a hat with a propeller on it.,0,spont,train train_spont_27902,"I want to read. Can you read, teacher?","You know, the black Jesus episode. But, please enlighten us with your European history.",0,spont,train train_spont_27903,Do you think I could find people uglier than me here?,Get out of my sight! And find me the best eggs fit for a hotel!,0,spont,train train_spont_27904,It's the square. There's something about it. It brings out things.,Let me put it in my 4-track and see what happens. Thank god I have one of these.,0,spont,train train_spont_27905,"Oh my god, it's growing fastly.","Dark Crystal, you're treading on dangerous water.",0,spont,train train_spont_27906,Everyone from the Hudson river valley is here tonight.,I would love to help. I love to perform.,0,spont,train train_spont_27907,"I'm standing here in my wine tasting overalls. I'm just a man with a Gypsie curse, looking at his ex-wife and asking that ex-wife to love him.","You do seem very changed and considering that I first married you to get my green card, it blossomed into a relationship of love.",0,spont,train train_spont_27908,What're you guys making the most money off of right now?,I know! It's a worse idea than the hot dog stand in the back of the theme park!,0,spont,train train_spont_27909,And I was trying to fix the plumbing!?,And I never had nothing but compassion for Blackwater.,0,spont,train train_spont_27910,"I was sitting in my chair asleep and when I woke up, he was shitting on my leg.",Did you know his biggest fear is being discovered in the bathroom?,0,spont,train train_spont_27911,Can we at least put the squirrel on a plate before we eat it?,You look like a costume of a wealthy person.,0,spont,train train_spont_27912,It's where you combine words to make another word.,I've been in the aquarium since two days ago.,0,spont,train train_spont_27913,"How about we start selling a bead? Like a clunky, awkward, large bead? We can make them sort of like charm bracelets.","Well, we're doing a special. Aren't we Gerald?",0,spont,train train_spont_27914,"I'm in, get to the subway, get to the subway!",You can only go down the stairs? They don't go back up?,0,spont,train train_spont_27915,"David, help me. Talk some sense into these amateurs.",I'd rate that a four and half on something I would enjoy happening.,0,spont,train train_spont_27916,"My wondrous machine is, of course, connected to the world wide web. That's how come I know, from space, New Zealand looks like a couple of elegant strips of bacon just lying next to each other on a plate.",I knew it. My father was in contraptions.,0,spont,train train_spont_27917,"We gotta get out of here, OK, so we'll both ride on the horse, and we're going on a play date with Sasha at 11:45 tonight. We'll escape during the play date.","Whoa, that's the first time you guys have said no to anything I've asked for.",0,spont,train train_spont_27918,I feel like I could have given Hamilton another standing ovation.,That sounds like jazz.,0,spont,train train_spont_27919,Order's up. One thousand Pepsis.,"Gaston, Gaston. You must not be so quick to kill always. Maybe we kill her. For now we wait.",0,spont,train train_spont_27920,"Charisma, don't crumple up the poem that you wrote for Mr. Brown. He might redeem himself later.",You should have a gogurt and one of my protein bars.,0,spont,train train_spont_27921,The only way to get to the airport and how it would be by boat. There's no way we'll make it on time on the road.,One bag of cashews and one thousand pounds of fudge. We only sell it in blocks of a thousand pounds.,0,spont,train train_spont_27922,"I'm confused why you're asking me for a perm, because your hair is already extremely curly. Can you understand my confusion?","Dennis, there's no vampire lawyers. Not that I know of.",0,spont,train train_spont_27923,They told us what to do last time there was a meltdown. But its just gone.,"It don't hurt me, I've got skin made of leather.",0,spont,train train_spont_27924,"Walk me through exactly what it is you want me to expose here, alright? I'm really freaked out and I'm not remembering exactly what it is.","I don't need this doubt, you know what I mean? I mean, this is why dad left because you just sat and you took it. And if I'd started that testosterone earlier, I coulda done something about it. I coulda kept him here.",0,spont,train train_spont_27925,"Carl, we've got a customer here who's hanging on. Do you want to close a deal or what?","I totally get it. I'm just saying, I noticed a lot of sadness behind them. I just think we can maybe help you figure out your biking needs and that will help alleviate any pain.",0,spont,train train_spont_27926,"We outta sell them placards. We never even thought of selling them, but we steal a ton of them.",Did you also put my change of address at the DMV?,0,spont,train train_spont_27927,I'm innocent. I don't know what I could have done to end up here in the whale's belly.,OK. Everybody sit down. Everyone take your seats!,0,spont,train train_spont_27928,You seem like the sort of chef that is from California,Being predestined doesn't mean it didn't happen. That it's not real. I almost love you.,0,spont,train train_spont_27929,You didn't know the word for stockings? How many words do you even know?,"Oh, you know, pretty good. Insurgency is like a fucking truck though.",0,spont,train train_spont_27930,"Obviously, we smoked during the games. This is 60's. But I thought, like, you couldn't drink you know, on the field.","I know, I know a guy on the inside. I know the King.",0,spont,train train_spont_27931,What's my eel skin cane's handle made of? Ivory?,"Eleanor, you always wanted to be cloned so you could have a sibling.",0,spont,train train_spont_27932,"Oh, my God. That's terrifying branding. I might rethink this gig.",That's just what I want. I'm sick of the laws of babysitters and Moms. I want to be on my own terms.,0,spont,train train_spont_27933,Are you lost too?,"He was so brave, trying to save our family.",0,spont,train train_spont_27934,"Monica, what have you been doing since high school?","Well, we're in California. You couldn't get a plane ticket? Oh, never mind, get in the car.",0,spont,train train_spont_27935,Is there a lot of books?,I got here as quick as I could. It's very difficult for me to walk anywhere.,0,spont,train train_spont_27936,"We have a Mickey cartoon, where he shakes hands with Hitler at the end.",Nobody gets their photo taken with Jerry. He's afraid his soul is going to be taken by the film.,0,spont,train train_spont_27937,"Oh, you can see the guy in the airplane bathroom?","I feel like I should try and run away, but I'm just interested to see if this happens.",0,spont,train train_spont_27938,"If I give this pen to you now, I'm not going to be able to give it to my tiny grandson when he needs to go on a soul quest some day, as all American boys do.","I would have laughed at that 10 minutes ago, but now I'm mad because he's the love of my life.",0,spont,train train_spont_27939,"Oh my god classic bulge stuff, where did you get it?","Yeah sure I can do that, I'll sign right there on the bulge!",0,spont,train train_spont_27940,"I think we should, I mean, we've got blood diamonds. I think we should get something even worse than a blood diamond. Takes some kid's soul and put it in a diamond, maybe.",I saw the ad about troll beads. They seem magically to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_27941,Are you going to buy a bowl bowl?,"Look, I just want to make sure that people aren't operating on their own flesh and blood.",0,spont,train train_spont_27942,There is something going on with the heat.,My name is Dr. Walrus. I sound weird because a walrus gored me in the throat. Thanks for being so sensitive.,0,spont,train train_spont_27943,"What are we going to do? I feel like any minute, we're going to be crushed by these rival hill people.",That's the airplane that is coming to save us from the other hill people.,0,spont,train train_spont_27944,Attention ladies and gentlemen. I just want to say a quick high five to you all.,I'll have two six inch meatball subs.,0,spont,train train_spont_27945,"Doris Dog, do you know where your food person used to go every day?",I'm just going to relax and take it easy. I'm getting too old for a party.,0,spont,train train_spont_27946,What's the worst thing that could happen if it gets found out that you took us up to the surface?,That's tough. Gelatin is in everything. It's hard to get around that.,0,spont,train train_spont_27947,"Hello, sir, welcome to DM Sliders' Bike Shop.","Yeah, my daughter, I sent her out for some beer and I think she might have come here. Do you know if she came around here? She hasn't come back with my beer and I'm getting worried.",0,spont,train train_spont_27948,"Junior isn't feeling well, can you call the vet for me and see if he can come take a look at him?",This is so exciting. I can't believe our story was made into a major motion picture.,0,spont,train train_spont_27949,"Hey, what do you got to do to work here at Jimmy John's?","Yes, uh, you didn't need to. The robe should be closed until I say it's time to disrobe, but. That's OK.",0,spont,train train_spont_27950,There's a guy in your purse.,You don't belong here in this purse. You need to find somewhere else to go.,0,spont,train train_spont_27951,"Yes, sir, Mr Timmons. I will do my best to step on a pop top and blow up my flip flop.","He'll take you to your table. Show 'em how it's done, Bob. Here's your moment to shine.",0,spont,train train_spont_27952,There's nothing in the Bible that says we can't have a TV.,It's just some notes. I need to get groceries.,0,spont,train train_spont_27953,"Please, I beg you to call me Ted.","Oh, I think the real feature of the of the Winchester Mystery Airport is all the stairways that lead to nowhere.",0,spont,train train_spont_27954,"Sandy, it's OK. Show him what I've done to you.","Bye! Oh, oh no. She hit the ceiling.",0,spont,train train_spont_27955,"Well, we have a long history.","Oh, I didn't expect you to turn it around on me like that. I mean, you think I should go back out there?",0,spont,train train_spont_27956,"Listen, I'm glad I could join you here. It's me, Sandra from New York City.?","Oh, I got egg on my face 'cause I thought you meant me.",0,spont,train train_spont_27957,"Management would love to hear ""Crazy Train"" by Ozzie Osbourne.","Yes, I play it every Sunday. ",0,spont,train train_spont_27958,"Elizabeth, are you ready for this?","I just feel like the rules could have been, you know, written more classy, like a formal speech.",0,spont,train train_spont_27959,"Unfortunately, we were prosecuted to the full extent of the law.","That would be wonderful, and maybe you could sneak me into your basement tonight. I need somewhere to stay.",0,spont,train train_spont_27960,"This is a celebration that's going on out there. I think a funeral, and I don't know what else. People are wearing costumes from the Neverending Story.","Maybe it's time to move on. Maybe you don't want at Baskin Robins. You don't seem to have any supervision here, and you kicked everyone out of the store and locked the door.",0,spont,train train_spont_27961,Sorry about that. My husband likes little pranks like that.,It's the only place where Pizza Hut is still a sit down restaurant. That salad bar is delicious.,0,spont,train train_spont_27962,I've never been to a celebrity funeral before. Are there any tips?,"Well, that is somewhat true. We used to bake pies for pie contest together, which I can see you're still doing without me.",0,spont,train train_spont_27963,My name is Flip.,"It defies all scientific explanation, sir. They should have been dead a long time ago.",0,spont,train train_spont_27964,They're pretty stupid over on that hill too.,I thought we were all pretty much making it up. I didn't know that there had to be a vision or anything.,0,spont,train train_spont_27965,"Whoa, your flipper is sticky, Mr. Penguin.",Thanks. Someone finally asked me. Jesus is getting colicky and I can't get him to be quiet.,0,spont,train train_spont_27966,We found Dale's daughter was cheating on him.,"Yeah, I drive by tent cities that are kind of clubs of unemployed people.",0,spont,train train_spont_27967,The spilled lettuce does look good though on your pants.,"Ok, but I'm also supposed to do my homework, and I'm also supposed to have my medicine, and I'm also supposed to facetime with Aunt Susie.",0,spont,train train_spont_27968,Buddy Roger has brought us some pint glasses from a local bar.,Christmas is the one day that everyone puts aside their hatred and learns to love.,0,spont,train train_spont_27969,"Did you get the scroll, what happened?","Jermaine doesn't normally say that, he's always talking about his eyes.",0,spont,train train_spont_27970,"Oh, that felt so good. I feel like I should still work here.",Anything you want except getting by without reading. You really gotta learn how to read.,0,spont,train train_spont_27971,I didn't know they did it that early. That's important. You've got to braid those pubes and you've got to put on golf cleats when you come home from work.,"I do it personally. Every eight months, I spend a Saturday changing underwear strips.",0,spont,train train_spont_27972,I see these dead English people on the floor. I can tell they're English by their fancy dress.,"Just to be clear, you're going to seal the top of the chimney. You're going to light a fire. And so you're going to burn me alive and smoke me at the same time.",0,spont,train train_spont_27973,I didn't think you were doctors. Most doctors aren't holding hands with the other doctors.,"Maybe she thinks that maybe there was, like, a lapse in her memory or maybe she's a time traveler. ",0,spont,train train_spont_27974,"Hello, Delores. I must say that now that there's vomit all over Meredith's volcano, I'm afraid we're going to have to disqualify her.","I put every waking hour into this volcano. I just hope to God that it erupts on cue, as planned.",0,spont,train train_spont_27975,I heard this happened last night. One of them fell asleep.,I guess we're not taking that nap.,0,spont,train train_spont_27976,Why are you so mad? I'm like five minutes late.,Theme wedding! I want to be a sexy groom.,0,spont,train train_spont_27977,She's got a beautiful voice. Is that why you got the piano?,A chapter that has a whole lot of paragraphs. It will be one that will last a long time. ,0,spont,train train_spont_27978,"So, you can see that Mary Sue has a long history here at the Grand Ole Opry.",That's right. She was performing here when she was a child.,0,spont,train train_spont_27979,You started your day with TV? What a waste of time.,I'm surprised you haven't slapped him to the floor yet.,0,spont,train train_spont_27980,"I don't remember making any specific wish other than, you know, just that I would finally find someone I could love and trust, but that's been something that just circles around in my head. I'm so lonely.","Yeah, we tried. We gave this labyrinth our best effort.",0,spont,train train_spont_27981,"Yeah, that car is an equal opportunity offender.",I need to get my car out of here. It's in distress.,0,spont,train train_spont_27982,"After that chance meeting, Dame Judy Dench and I became friends. ","Right, and then Cedric the entertainer will show up.",0,spont,train train_spont_27983,"Tia, as in spanish for ant?",I assumed that's what it meant. It's very easy logic to follow.,0,spont,train train_spont_27984,Just go in there bathroom. The code is 1 0 2 0 6 0 4 0.,You're walking. You're not sitting in that wheelchair that you don't need?,0,spont,train train_spont_27985,I feel like you and I are kindred spirits.,You must have gotten on a fast train or something and headed out here to the countryside.,0,spont,train train_spont_27986,I feel like we have so much in common. Do you guys want to go to lunch?,"Baby, you're so brave. I'm going to miss you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27987,Are you doing that?,"Well, she intimidates me.",0,spont,train train_spont_27988,Like the Indy five hundred?,"Oh, yeah. Back in Little Rock. Your name is....uh.",0,spont,train train_spont_27989,"I'm sorry for yelling, I've been up for days.",It was exciting. I've never seen a kitchen before.,0,spont,train train_spont_27990,"I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist.","I mean, that's fine with me. I said I was going to leave already.",0,spont,train train_spont_27991,I have to tell my son something before he goes away. How do you tell your son?,"Oh, he'll do it. Oscar so Asian is real. I just tweeted it.",0,spont,train train_spont_27992,"Just to be clear, you're going to seal the top of the chimney. You're going to light a fire. And so you're going to burn me alive and smoke me at the same time.",The whole point I go there is it's the best source of human bones. There's no need for the humans bones to go to waste. Why should those people have died in vain?,0,spont,train train_spont_27993,"Alright, I appreciate it Pinky. What we're going to do is move this stack over to that stack. To kill time, I guess.","Marco, this seems like real close to the end for you.",0,spont,train train_spont_27994,"Can I say, you seem pretty outgoing for a hermit.","Oh, my god. I have read about that.",0,spont,train train_spont_27995,Do you think they left because you stole the carlton?,"I know, but you're walking around with your eyes closed. It's weird.",0,spont,train train_spont_27996,"That's exactly like the Mrs. White I knew from the ""Hottest Science Teacher"" show. She's not a winner.",Sometimes we would because Seal's face is so interesting.,0,spont,train train_spont_27997,What's the one with little green bumps in it?,Do I? I get that a lot.,0,spont,train train_spont_27998,"Gaya, it's that mouth of yours that just makes you irresistible.",You were correct at the beginning. I don't recognize you.,0,spont,train train_spont_27999,When I told my girlfriends I was going on vacation none of them were excited or surprised.,"Pussies eat fish. Only pussies. I'm a man's man, I like my steak.",0,spont,train train_spont_28000,The Queen and I were wondering if you brought back any of that fancy coffee from your beloved colony.,"Yeah, I'm going to go tap on their shoulder.",0,spont,train train_spont_28001,"These prophecies we've been giving, are we making them happen or are these just things that we see in the future?","Yeah, well, some ancient God said that somebody was going to come along and they were going to be able to breathe a lot. I don't know anybody else that can breathe like me.",0,spont,train train_spont_28002,"Excuse me, is this line for driving permits?",We have treated you like the daughter we lost in Italy.,0,spont,train train_spont_28003,Who let that chicken in here? This is a sterile space.?,"Oh no, if we ask him too many questions he'll think we don't know what we're doing.",0,spont,train train_spont_28004,"Well, I'd like to think people know who I am. I do have a commercial out there.","I thought he died, so maybe we see his ghost? I guess there's no point in speculating.",0,spont,train train_spont_28005,This quartet is probably going to try to order Thai food or something.,"Yeah, probably too much cheese.",0,spont,train train_spont_28006,Is your daughter ready to go to the dance or not?,"I was a professional wrestler, so sorry.",0,spont,train train_spont_28007,"Raven, you seem all over the place? What's wrong with you?","Oh, boy. I've got to keep looking for these parrots. I almost forgot.",0,spont,train train_spont_28008,Has this patron solved the towel riddle yet?,That shouldn't be hard to like they're like five minutes away from death anyway.,0,spont,train train_spont_28009,Can all rats sing or is it just you?,Or a George Miller movie. I'm into pop culture.,0,spont,train train_spont_28010,"I'm going to kill you so slowly, but before I do, I dare you to have a child on your own. I dare you to put that pressure on yourself.","Yes, we will recognize the woman in the toga in the back row.",0,spont,train train_spont_28011,"Well, salad's dry.",Like a cheese grater that's got cheese baked into it and you haven't scrubbed it in awhile so those holes are dang filled with some sort of cheese - maybe your Swiss or your Jarlsberg or whatever you want. I'm not gonna...,0,spont,train train_spont_28012,"Doris, you had your babies, right?","No, I just hand out forms for people to see and then I lead kids back to the examining rooms.",0,spont,train train_spont_28013,There's a real shark in the park. How can that happen? There's only two inches of water. This is insane.,"Bobby, I'd do anything for you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28014,"Hey, not my fortune! You ate my fortune.","I don't know. I'm always switching one addiction for another. When I was young, I was always eating those God damn circus peanuts.",0,spont,train train_spont_28015,"I don't believe that I deserve to be kicked out. I'm a paying customer. Well, I haven't paid because I haven't bought anything yet, but I will buy something.",Thank you. I'm keeping this glasses-shucker here to listen to us because I like when people watch what I do. It makes me feel important.,0,spont,train train_spont_28016,All I know is that my wife was making a poppet and suddenly I got shock deafness. ,I'm sorry. One day I feel like God will punish me in a very biblical way.,0,spont,train train_spont_28017,I think you stumbled on a good idea that sounded very fun. There would be a lot of opportunities for different voices from the different actors.,Pat? Last I heard he was running a jamon iberico shop in Madrid.,0,spont,train train_spont_28018,"Well, you know, master, the prophecy has foretold that he will eventually turn against you.",That guy is probably going to fix it up later.,0,spont,train train_spont_28019,"See, Arlene? That's why I don't talk to you like that because I'm afraid I'll scare our son.","Here, stand on this dog washing table.",0,spont,train train_spont_28020,This line is so long to get into see Rex Ryner.,"That's true we have no idea who you are either, get out.",0,spont,train train_spont_28021,"I'll let Albert know the decision was down to the wire. Because, that'll really cheer him up. He's really down right now.","Why, thank you. I drove a truck for many years. Was in the service for awhile. Right now, currently out of work.",0,spont,train train_spont_28022,"I'm sorry. Can I ask, are you 8'1""? You're crouching down in the plane.","Yes, all the time. This is a conversation that always comes up. They tell me their name and we have a nice little talk. Then, they ask my name and I can't remember.",0,spont,train train_spont_28023,"Darling, don't you see that I'm afraid of you dying from a cholesterol attack.","OK, let me just think about this, I have a husband - Jonathan. I don't know if I can leave him. I mean, we've been through everything.",0,spont,train train_spont_28024,I saw the ad about troll beads. They seem magically to me.,"And I can't chose reading, right? That's one of those wish laws?",0,spont,train train_spont_28025,"You got the higher-ups up my ass, and I can't handle this type of pressure.","How would he know? Of course, he's just a little child.",0,spont,train train_spont_28026,"Flip, we're going to be here all weekend and I just wanted to know which church I should go to.",Happy anniversary. I never would have guessed. You look so young.,0,spont,train train_spont_28027,"Listen, now that we've ascertained that we're all human-killing robots, we've got to get to that funeral, I'll sing the song, and then we'll kill everyone there. They're all humans.","She doesn't know the difference between a piano and a human? She's trying way too hard to be a robot, Todd.",0,spont,train train_spont_28028,I still think I should have been the foreman.,It's almost as if you underwent a conversion not dissimilar to the zombies.,0,spont,train train_spont_28029,"Hey, son. Do you know how I got to be this big? Working out and eating a lot of chocolate.","Well, try it right now. Try being mean.",0,spont,train train_spont_28030,My name is Gretchen.,I am a long time nurse. Just because we've never worked together doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing.,0,spont,train train_spont_28031,I'm gonna go drink out of the pool.,"Well, yes I am. I'm actually very helpful. I'm very detailed.",0,spont,train train_spont_28032,You don't acknowledge the 13th anniversary year. A lot of couples will live in separate residences for the 13th year.,"It's a satchel with a decapitated head. Actually, the body is decapitated, I think.",0,spont,train train_spont_28033,"Alright, Mr. Farro. Mel, you're doing great. Here's your book, script. Here we go.",He's the pudding phantom.,0,spont,train train_spont_28034,"Aw, shit, another meltdown.",I'm feeling threatened.,0,spont,train train_spont_28035,"God, I know. He's always with us and I just needed him to be somewhere else for four to seven hours.","Yeah, me too. Because I raised my hand, and I still don't know why.",0,spont,train train_spont_28036,"I can't believe it, Sandra Bullock is here! Sandra, did you get lost?",So you decided to be two people? Are you merely two people or are there other personalities? ,0,spont,train train_spont_28037,Let me see your tiny butthole. Pics or it didn't happen.,You knew his name five minutes ago.,0,spont,train train_spont_28038,"Thank you for coming to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. As you know, we have the Dali on loan.","I think if we rescue this egg salad sandwich right now, someone's going to be very angry.",0,spont,train train_spont_28039,I remember that day. I was your boss. I promoted you.,"I might be beautiful, but I'm not religious.",0,spont,train train_spont_28040,"That's a great idea, Slats. Let's put all the boxes on top of him. And then we'll be done. We'll be free of this live. We can leave forever.",I got an idea. He's probably thinking of the next big business move he's going to make for this company.,0,spont,train train_spont_28041,"So you named yourself and raised yourself, Claptrap?","Rita, that's so forward. I'll have sex with you if you want. Were you looking at me, or?",0,spont,train train_spont_28042,"Okay, so, we each get to one of the windows. Someone climbs down their chimney. Someone knocks on the door. And the we all doink them on the head and then we get in.","Wait, these bones are human? I thought they were from chickens and cows and whatever.",0,spont,train train_spont_28043,"When he wears a buttoned shirt, right around the chest area, it puckers open.",We do. Do you know your pin? It requires a pin.,0,spont,train train_spont_28044,"I have a cough lozenge for one if you'd like one, my man.","You're a very clean person. You have beautiful nails and nail beds. Your face is shining like the sun, but not in a greasy way. In a way lit from within. You have beautiful translucent skin. I see your veins but I don't mind it. You're like a statue come to life.",0,spont,train train_spont_28045,"Mindy, put that rotisserie chicken down and just calm yourself.","Oh my God, I don't deserve your compliments.",0,spont,train train_spont_28046,"I know you feel very put upon, that you do all the work and nobody does anything. And one time somebody said you tried to sweep up blood with a broom.","Jebodiah, of course.",0,spont,train train_spont_28047,We know that there were things found in the tomb of Tutenkamen.,It's just because my wig's tight.,0,spont,train train_spont_28048,I don't think that was even a poem. That was a paragraph.,That's right they do. Do they love you Terry Brown? Do they love you more than anything?,0,spont,train train_spont_28049,"We don't actually have to use stones, because there's a little bit of stone - on a microscopic level - inside everything. So everything is jewelry.","Well you just made your death seem inevitable, and we just met you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28050,"I passed the the nursing sweeping up test in the nursing home. It took me a few tries, four or five tries.","What do you want me to do about it, babe? You want me to beat him up? Would that get you hot?",0,spont,train train_spont_28051,"Your majesty, please forgive me for trying to get you to buy a ticket to the blimp.","Oh, you gotta be a guard, bro. You get to go anywhere the King goes and just reap those benefits.",0,spont,train train_spont_28052,Do you think the Ranger could tell I'm alive?,"I guess I go now off to Neverland, not the Neverland of JM Barry's wonderful book, Peter Pan, but a land where I'm never alive and have no more thoughts.",0,spont,train train_spont_28053,"OK, but um, don't watch me drink this Theraflu.","Well, I'm an American citizen and a taxpayer. My taxes pay his salary.",0,spont,train train_spont_28054,I'm not like you. I'm not like any of you. I'm needed. ,Show them the light that you have within. Open yourself to them.,0,spont,train train_spont_28055,"When it starts to get cold, I start to worry about what's coming, you know?","Yeah, for sure. This is still America, okay.",0,spont,train train_spont_28056,"Kevin, would you like a latte, honey?","I am, dear. Come meet the neighbors.",0,spont,train train_spont_28057,Kids? Stewart? Dean? Where are you?,"It spread all the way out here to the Indian Reservation, huh? It was a local story. Didn't know it would be such a big deal.",0,spont,train train_spont_28058,"Oh, I remembered! Wilson, John, Smith company. Doris works at the paper company.",You could get a convertible and the wind would be in your face and you could just be free.,0,spont,train train_spont_28059,Kiss it Hello?,The page that the newscaster reads at nine o' clock news.,0,spont,train train_spont_28060,Do you need a pallbearer? Garfied is very good at it.,"You know what? I thought that was a hot tub, but yeah, it's a coffin.",0,spont,train train_spont_28061,"Boys, we are officially welcoming - if he'll join us - Targin Firehead into our family.","Well, it's really heavy. Of course it costs a lot to ship a full sized fridge.",0,spont,train train_spont_28062,So I just took a dump. It was full of fish.,"You had better make sure nobody yells then. If someone yells, your souffle will deflate and you don't want that.",0,spont,train train_spont_28063,The show was called Eating Shit.,"Oh, you know. Just trying to soak up the nightlife. Seeing who's out to party.",0,spont,train train_spont_28064,I have a rare disorder that means I cannot chop onions without literally breaking into hives.,It's an old expression from the old country.,0,spont,train train_spont_28065,"Alright guys, time's almost up. I've gotten the red light.",Let us all swear that none of us will share the information outside this circle.,0,spont,train train_spont_28066,You may have to go to heaven to get Jim Neighbors and purgatory to get the guy from Joy Division. Those are Catholic rules.,That's an inside baseball term for ya. Pass through the cloud means he stopped being a ghost and he was just nothing.,0,spont,train train_spont_28067,This camp only lasts the afternoon?,I was here for a Boys II Men concert. They were having a reunion.,0,spont,train train_spont_28068,Wake up. Wake up. I am a fairy. You are the next in succession.,"They didn't have anything without dairy or soy. They tried to give me toppings. And they had the scroll in the register, so they couldn't open it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28069,You've got a human bone lodged in your chimney.,Especially now that we know to bring treasures back after we doink her.,0,spont,train train_spont_28070,The only thing you missed when you were gone was Mom telling a weird story about scratching her decks. Her dad's phantom legs. Your grandfather. So I'm a little weird.,"Well, I learned it from best. This is your honey-baked ham recipe and your potato salad with no mayonnaise, only vinegar.",0,spont,train train_spont_28071,"You can get a massage, honey. I feel like there's something wrong here. I'm going to take a walk.","Yeah, which is why we shouldn't have done a Groupon for this one, because I'm concerned that we didn't pay full price and, karmatically, we might not get our money's worth.",0,spont,train train_spont_28072,"I don't know. He's our boss, though, you know??","I'm going to have spank you with this crucifix just to get you to do this again, huh?",0,spont,train train_spont_28073,"Oh, that just looks like a giant tapeworm to me.",That seems overly ambitious. At home he just did the three balls.,0,spont,train train_spont_28074,"Hey guys, there's two adults in the other room.",You're Duke. I definitely remember you. I wrote about you in my journal for three whole nights.,0,spont,train train_spont_28075,"I'm in the band as well, Alex Lifeson.",And I'm an excellent harp player.,0,spont,train train_spont_28076,"Mr. Claypool, since we're all mixing things up in our lives, how about if I go out and play the music with my wife Marjorie and our friend Murnice. Then, you just do some straight-up clowning?",I'm a clown's wife. I don't take anything lightly.,0,spont,train train_spont_28077,"Excuse me, Miss, but are you Cincinnati Emily, The Ohio Crusher?","Yeah, that's how you do it, Brad. That's how you do a weigh-in. You come in, you're ready to drop the towel, get that weigh-in, and go on your merry way.",0,spont,train train_spont_28078,"Oh, my god. The grandma from Family Matters is here.","Oh, yeah. I'm the regional manager. I've been here three years, did you think I didn't move up the ladder?",0,spont,train train_spont_28079,"Cynthia, it's like you're acting for two!","Cynthia, that's not nice. Now, Elizabeth's been through a lot. She spent all her money flying to Paris to be your understudy.",0,spont,train train_spont_28080,"My husband and I are new in the area. We haven't come over and introduced ourselves.. My husband, you may have heard about him. He's the neighbor who got the terrible bone injury. He was attacked by bone.","See, he's not even wearing a skit. He seems like he's got crazy problems in his brain.",0,spont,train train_spont_28081,"Miss, you gotta get off the floor.","Oh no, please keep your beak away from me, you monster.",0,spont,train train_spont_28082,"Ted, I'm leaving you.","Oh, my God. I would love that because I just left my husband and kid.",0,spont,train train_spont_28083,"These guys, they're making these crazy doughnuts and they're going to be very cagey about it, you know?","That's right. So make sure you ask a lot of questions when you're there. Just find out about their lives and everything. If you can, try not to let them ask you too many questions unless you got your backstory, like, good and tight.",0,spont,train train_spont_28084,"Nancy, I'm sorry. We only have the boy scout manual. Are you going to be okay with that?",Because it's not about an orca!,0,spont,train train_spont_28085,I'd love to just skedaddle out of here if that's all right with you.,I can't believe we're standing here at San Diego Comicon being told we're the whitest people that someone knows.,0,spont,train train_spont_28086,You're bleeding on the toes of my shoes.,We'll consider it a honeymoon special. It's awfully romantic that you want to get her a second towel.,0,spont,train train_spont_28087,"Oh boy, she's talking to Disney Dan out there. He's so handsome.","Oh, yeah, one of our friends was murdered. We probably really shouldn't help you out, it's dangerous for us.",0,spont,train train_spont_28088,"The health of the pig needs to be examined. Do you understand, Doctor?","You see four vets? Where are we, Hawaii?",0,spont,train train_spont_28089,My name is Frank.,"Oh, well, I just wanted you to know, like - you know how when ladies cook they can't wear clothes so that they ain't squirreling it away nowhere? You know I wouldn't squirrel money away.",0,spont,train train_spont_28090,Are you familiar with all the cookie talk we use around these greasy spoon places?,"Well, I would have, but I got called into hell all of a sudden.",0,spont,train train_spont_28091,"Thanks. Well, you know what I did to become lawyer? I passed the bar.",Steve Dons. I was behind the chair at the first meeting.,0,spont,train train_spont_28092,"Holy China, can we stop fighting? This is too aggressive.",You're a ghost and you've never looked trimmer.,0,spont,train train_spont_28093,You know I've been stressed out about my wife.,"I think it's not only strange, but it's serendipitous.",0,spont,train train_spont_28094,"I'm also lactose intolerant, so I can't even have milk.",It's Barbara. I'm named after my great grandma.,0,spont,train train_spont_28095,"Ho, ho, ho. Santa will give you anything you want, little girl.",All I can say is that babies are born naked and I would ask you all to consider that before you ask me to put on clothes.,0,spont,train train_spont_28096,Colonial Sargent is even more popular than Brigadier Private.,In a way that you don't want to eat me a cut me up anymore?,0,spont,train train_spont_28097,The winter is dark and the sun is at a short angle.`,"It's been a pleasure, man. Time to graduate.",0,spont,train train_spont_28098,"Here, take this Canadian healthcare and some poutine.","It's OK, I'm here for all eternity as far as I know.",0,spont,train train_spont_28099,Oh look they've got cheetos.,The only way they could make things better would be if they killed those dirty fake mable syrup drinkers but we know they will never be willing to do that.,0,spont,train train_spont_28100,"It's what is commonly known as a day camp. You come in the day, you leave, you go sleep somewhere else. Because you know what? I'm not your mother. I'm not making a bed for you. You come here to learn skills. Namely the skills of how to talk meaningfully about music that you like.","Yep. Three of them in long coats, the fourth one didn't make it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28101,"Madeline, we need to stop being a gym and start being a fun boutique school.","Well, I made a wish on a birthday cake.",0,spont,train train_spont_28102,Kids having speech impediments are the reason why their parents signed them up for the sport of fencing to begin with.,He sounds like a regular Charlie Rhodes or something. How did he get all of those answers out of a tight-lipped person like you? He's a definitely a charmer.,0,spont,train train_spont_28103,"Oh look at this, a bunch of chopped onion that has nowhere to go but maybe home with you.","I know, I am front of house. But this guy wants chili dog and I know we are out of chili.",0,spont,train train_spont_28104,Thanks a lot you guys. I've never in my lift tasted flat water.,"Yeah, you're really against violence.",0,spont,train train_spont_28105,"I'm Odin, so I can make prophecies happen. I don't know what clout you guys have.","Yeah, he knew the difference between a peanut and a legume.",0,spont,train train_spont_28106,"Maestro, you've some white foam forming in the corners of your mouth.","Miles, it's just that dealing with themes of going mad in a play like Hamlet and losing my father to insanity and murder; I just wish you'd tread lightly around me. Both of you. I'm liable to carry some of it in my genes.",0,spont,train train_spont_28107,"Hey, excuse me. Are you the person who left your egg salad sandwich unattended?",I think we should because that egg salad sandwich looks like it's struggling for air and overheating.,0,spont,train train_spont_28108,"I can't hear you, I returned the hearing aid to my wife.","That's right, and it's going to get very ugly.",0,spont,train train_spont_28109,"Well, Charles. It's been great being your doctor, but I don't deal with losers.","Oh, no! Not the fence! We just had that put in.",0,spont,train train_spont_28110,All right. Here's my money.,"Yes, that's right. That's that young man I employed. I promised him that I'd give him college credit if he accompanied me on my trip.",0,spont,train train_spont_28111,My dog had that arthritis and it was sad. He bummed me out to look at him.,So many things have happened since then. For us to still not be able to dance is a travesty.,0,spont,train train_spont_28112,"I'll put all my money on the horses again, that's for sure.",He pressed a button on his pants and they lowered.,0,spont,train train_spont_28113,"Yeah, semibiotics is a really tough field.","Yeah, because, I don't see color or, like, class or status. I always look out for the little guy, and that's when I discovered them. So anyway, I made them become friends. I'm basically a scientist now.",0,spont,train train_spont_28114,"How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude. Also, it's bad luck.",So you're a regular glasses-wearer then.,0,spont,train train_spont_28115,"I can't have a drink, I gotta re-enact my death in my ghostly car. Come to think of it, I was drunk at the time, but I gotta get it just right now. It's harder when you're trying.",So they let Steven Tyler off because he scatted like an old Blues man?,0,spont,train train_spont_28116,"We've gassed up the motor on the plane. We're ready to take you to Hawaii, doctor.",They didn't have the Keebler brand and I wanted to save money.,0,spont,train train_spont_28117,"Gosh, it's Jack Thunderstorm from WPIG.","Yeah, my parents wanted me to look good, so I've been working out of a sinewy, muscle-y body. I'm bright orange. And I put a lot of oil on me.",0,spont,train train_spont_28118,"Well, listen. I'm into some freaky stuff, okay? How do you like biting?","Well, I'm trying to run a household.",0,spont,train train_spont_28119,"Do you have, like, banana peel mouth today or what? What's going on?",We've been married for three weeks.,0,spont,train train_spont_28120,Those bodies? They're alive.,I would never take time off work. I love it here.,0,spont,train train_spont_28121,"Excuse me, I'm the officiant of this wedding. Where am I supposed to stand.",That's what happened at the prison?,0,spont,train train_spont_28122,"Oh, I hope we never go home!","Yeah, they were torn apart by two house cats.",0,spont,train train_spont_28123,"You gotta go, sorry Uncle Harry.","It's just some things that I'm transporting from one place to another, that's all. There's no need to pry any further.",0,spont,train train_spont_28124,"Oh, you know about my Wednesdays. It's one of my days of the week. I'm busy.","I must protest. Of course, my Thompsjacks, he's a public figure. Everyone knows him from his work in the contraption field.",0,spont,train train_spont_28125,"Well, John, the flakes are falling. It's another beautiful winter in Schenectady.","Well, they give you a hard time for being taller than everyone else.",0,spont,train train_spont_28126,I have all these glittery keys. What do you say we let these little devils out.,"Yeah, it's a symbol of hate and it doesn't belong in a museum.",0,spont,train train_spont_28127,I was busy installing moss where you asked me to install moss.,I was thinking more like you'd take me out and I'd say yes.,0,spont,train train_spont_28128,"My coasters are ceramic, and they're all different colors. Salmon, pink, fuchsia.","Yeah, it's just the two of us. Frank and myself.",0,spont,train train_spont_28129,"Monica, can you please focus? We have such a limited time and you keep spacing out.","I'm uncomfortable, just a little bit, but I'm also seeing a new business opportunity.",0,spont,train train_spont_28130,"Now Council, did ya'll see the part where there was a live sex act on the show?",I know who you are too and now everyone knows how we both are.,0,spont,train train_spont_28131,That's the young lady that transported me to your time of 2017.,I think you must have teleported him here.,0,spont,train train_spont_28132,"Now, let's take a run at that mountain. Just gonna drive straight at it. It's getting closer.","Larry, you're right. Oh god, here I go.",0,spont,train train_spont_28133,"Ken, no one wants you to murder anyone. You're a time criminal.",I certainly know how to do it. I've been at this job for 72 years. I'm a 90 year old news man.,0,spont,train train_spont_28134,"This club soda, lime juice and cranberry juice is really hitting the spot.","Yes, but recently he's been coming in even during the day.",0,spont,train train_spont_28135,"You'd think it would be very good in Germany or in Southern States, but Paris is better.",You will never have to chop them again. We can provide you with lifetime supply of pre-chopped onions.,0,spont,train train_spont_28136,Those cookies are the body of Christ.,I don't give a shit about kids. But our baby is going to be different. No more sociopaths in my family.,0,spont,train train_spont_28137,"Cran, why don't you go toss yourself into the ocean and you'll be out of the way? ","Yes, and it can't be that sort of door that opens in.",0,spont,train train_spont_28138,I don't care about my phone. I'm watching the new Will & Grace.,"That's good, because he looked at pornography.",0,spont,train train_spont_28139,I'm an angel from heaven.,"This is a chance for us to start over, I think. But, maybe we should be in two different stories.",0,spont,train train_spont_28140,"Daniel, the fact that you wore a cowboy hat indoors is rude.","That's right. When the fetal shaped comet comes around once every 212 years, the babies come walking out of the ocean.",0,spont,train train_spont_28141,"Oh look, your buttons have only become larger since I last saw you.","Oh, yeah, but I was always intending to escape.",0,spont,train train_spont_28142,But it's cold storage.?,"Well, I just hope he does something with his mind. I hope he goes out in the world and changes things.",0,spont,train train_spont_28143,"Just the usual? But Miranda, it's your birthday. Don't you want to do something special?","Oh, I wish I hadn't killed myself before that movie came out. It looked amazing.",0,spont,train train_spont_28144,Is Iris making this story up or is she reading it off of a teleprompter? What a skill that is.,"Oh, let me kiss you on the lips for a long time.",0,spont,train train_spont_28145,Comic Burglar is slowly making a get away. Someone stop him.,I'm in. Let's do it. It will really get me in the mindset of Aid Man.,0,spont,train train_spont_28146,You kind of look the same. You're a little bit taller and you're a little hairier.,It's Palm Springs. You're at an outdoor pool. It's pretty warm.,0,spont,train train_spont_28147,"Hello, Chip and Sherry. How are you?",What sense does that make? Where's your eye supposed to go?,0,spont,train train_spont_28148,"Oh listen, I wanted to to talk to everyone because I'm embarking on a new venture.","Yup, this is his square garden.",0,spont,train train_spont_28149,"That was quite an arduous journey, Ruth. I feel as if my bones have been shaken all about in my body.","Well, your specialty is the body and not the mind.",0,spont,train train_spont_28150,"We have a returning guest with us. I'd like to say he's one of our biggest success stories. I counted seven butt holes on him. How many do you have now, Tim?","Yeah, of course. I don't know why you have to explain that to me. I got my name written on the loser list incorrectly.",0,spont,train train_spont_28151,You have to bet on them. You can't just lay the money on the horses.,You invented mechanical pants? I'm a huge fan of electronic clothing.,0,spont,train train_spont_28152,"Cookie, I've never been down in this part of the ship.",You have to mix it with saliva.,0,spont,train train_spont_28153,"We're not here to judge the quality of the Jaws sequels, sir. We're just here to judge how long the snake is. We can't re-litigate Jaws and it's subsequent sequels right now.","Oh, those are just little pictures on your paper instead of words. How cute!",0,spont,train train_spont_28154,"Doris, during your nap, The Richingtons and Guy decided that they are going to replace us with a telephone and build a Wal-Mart on the first floor of the stadium.","That's true, Mr. Richington. I would remind you that elsewhere on the planet, it still remains the 23rd.",0,spont,train train_spont_28155,You know those little tiny ponies that help people out? They give them little sneakers and I thought it looked pretty cool.,It's a lie. I never loved him. I don't know where you would get that from.,0,spont,train train_spont_28156,Do you like watch me walk away?,"Yeah, I'm spinning them like webs. I'm a creator of worlds.",0,spont,train train_spont_28157,"Mr. Brown, you are a mean teacher for bringing us to this parrot zoo, knowing that there are no parrots here.","So, to the parrots, this is a parrot prison?",0,spont,train train_spont_28158,Not a day goes by that I don't wake up feeling tricked.,I'm a lion. I can't spell. Let's try something else.,0,spont,train train_spont_28159,"I thought I was in the can, man. I had to take a dump like crazy. Next thing I know, I'm sitting up here in the buff.","All right, Antoinette. Roger, can you just sort of flex your thigh just a little further?",0,spont,train train_spont_28160,Hi would you like to buy some slightly used flowers? I had my son go to the cemetery and take them from grave sites.,Telling me I'm from Orlando is hands down the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_28161,"If you want, Kendra, go ahead and leave that 2.5 star review.",We're different guys than we were yesterday.,0,spont,train train_spont_28162,Vince is collecting coozies in all 50 states.,"That's right. You gotta do you, girl. Go to America and make us proud.",0,spont,train train_spont_28163,There's no contact info on this site.,"Oh, Trumpet Davis, you're so amazing.",0,spont,train train_spont_28164,I've been here since the beginning? What does that mean?,"Yes, that's what it stands for. Luckily, Lands End will monogram up to seven letters.",0,spont,train train_spont_28165,This lobby looks different than it did yesterday when we checked in.,"Oh, geez! You almost sliced my face with that knife.",0,spont,train train_spont_28166,"What are you doing here at the crime scene, Kevaregi?","Please don't tell anyone this, Pete. Mary is the one that started the fire. She was smoking on the operating table.",0,spont,train train_spont_28167,"You don't have to say anymore. I think I know where you're going with this and I love you too, Mrs. White.","Let me out of here, Dana. I need to win science fair and get this prize.",0,spont,train train_spont_28168,"Now remember, at the end, we don't have a lot of time. You gotta get the words out as quickly as possible.",Let me take off my shirt as a way of saying yes.,0,spont,train train_spont_28169,"I feel like I can trust you based on you being so candid with me. So, I would like to train my wolf here.",Yay! I've been here waiting the whole time.,0,spont,train train_spont_28170,"Are you guys busy, do you want to come to a sad party?",Russets are for a 30th anniversary. 50th anniversary would be fingerlings.,0,spont,train train_spont_28171,Why don't you just retire? This is so much stress for you.,I don't know if we should do that. We gotta kinda follow the rule book here. We just can't kill citizens.,0,spont,train train_spont_28172,"Yeah, and those homeless trolls are not like those toy pencil toppers. They're more like those creepy riddle-askers type.","Thank you very much. Oh, I'm sorry, but is this proper milk? Or is it Lactaid? Because I have a problem with my digestive system.",0,spont,train train_spont_28173,"Comb their hair, Cheryl. Some of the ugliness is superficial.","Yep, we want 7,000 copies. We believe in you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28174,Is everybody ready for the performance tonight?,Fantastic chicken fingers. That's an anytime snack,0,spont,train train_spont_28175,"Ho, ho ho. Welcome to heaven.","Thank you, Mrs. Applebaum.",0,spont,train train_spont_28176,What do you mean?,It's okay. I guess I was just looking for a chance to rebuild our relationship and the timing was a little off.,0,spont,train train_spont_28177,"Gabriel, is it just me, or are they just letting anyone into heaven right now?",Do you want something tan or cream? Those are the only colors we sell.,0,spont,train train_spont_28178,That's a terrible story. Why do the pigs die?,That's why it's gonna stay outside of my tiny house.,0,spont,train train_spont_28179,"I just want you to be happy, Ranch. Whatever that means.",What about the anti-discrimination act? You can't fire a guy just because he yells weird things down a toilet.,0,spont,train train_spont_28180,"You just about done with that Buick rock, Stan?","Well done, that's real dentistry, Cran. I hope she didn't need that one.",0,spont,train train_spont_28181,I don't mind if he stares at me.,"That's sort of the problem, nobody likes it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28182,You're really powering through that orange drink.,"Yes. One second, Missy.",0,spont,train train_spont_28183,How long as your dog been on life support?,I liked what I heard.,0,spont,train train_spont_28184,Don't mind me gorgeous. I'm just gonna climb up into this glass and take a little Pinot bath.,"Listen, what's my philosophy, right? You want to eat? You want to get nourished in the place where life thrives. So any and all kinds of wildlife are welcome in my Quiznos.",0,spont,train train_spont_28185,We never really talked about how you shrunk us.,"Madame, I'm a surgeon, but it's boring. Is there a way that I can make it a little spicier and do some black magic?",0,spont,train train_spont_28186,"Well, to be fair, we look exactly alike.","I told you this before, I finished the book, why would I go to the back? It said The End.",0,spont,train train_spont_28187,"Larissa, might I interest you in a tuna sandwich from our cafeteria?",I don't mean no harm. I just came in here in my smart little tube skirt and my little tight button up top because I'm a professional.,0,spont,train train_spont_28188,"You can't make money unless you're really making money. That's the point of business, right sweetheart?","Well, there's been a lot of music written during that time.",0,spont,train train_spont_28189,"Chaz, how are you doing in the middle of the three person trench coat?",I got scared. I heard Daddy trying to raise his voice. I got so embarrassed for him I had to get out of there.,0,spont,train train_spont_28190,"Now then, let me see one of the dugouts.","I don't see why not. I mean, it's the '60s so, sure.",0,spont,train train_spont_28191,"I can't believe you're moving out of our country, Adelle.",I carry it well though. People would be surprised to find out how fat I am if they weighed me.,0,spont,train train_spont_28192,"Excuse me, can we play here? We're in the middle of the game.","Right. ""Those two holes are broken. You can't play there."" You'd have known that if you had read her diary.",0,spont,train train_spont_28193,"We keep it cold so that you my scientists, can be strong.",This seems to me like the only way for you and me to get away from Jeff over here.,0,spont,train train_spont_28194,"Greg came over here and he said ""there can only be one"" and he started smashing everything up.","Well but, I treat y'all fair. I would have given you like a grief furlough and some paid time off. If your husband died. I mean, what do y'all think of me?",0,spont,train train_spont_28195,"Could you tell my boss how good I am, because he doesn't believe in me.","What can I say? I'm a winner, and you're a loser.",0,spont,train train_spont_28196,I never should have showed you how to control the ship.,We gotta stop this cocaine fish.,0,spont,train train_spont_28197,"Wow, I never realized there was a market for something like hiding in kids' closets to scare them into keeping their rooms clean.","We did. I mean, look, he wanted to rape me, but then we worked it out.",0,spont,train train_spont_28198,"Now, we don't have any openings per se at the bank, but we do have a sort of dress code here. You've gotta wear clothes.","Well, you do have that skin issue. I thought you'd have it checked out by now.",0,spont,train train_spont_28199,I've been telling you about this perp. She comes to all the concerts and claims theirs been a delay. Then she distracts you with all kinds of animal products and animals and then cuts in front of you in the line.,"Oh, I hate that stuff. I need to find a new guy to buy blood from.",0,spont,train train_spont_28200,"So, what do you have unsettled that has left you here on this realm?","Mitch, I woke up thinking cubes. I didn't know why. I had a premonition - a cube-onition.",0,spont,train train_spont_28201,"So, fifteen days in the future, they put out an edition that gives minute to minute updates of a day?","I know. Ken, no one wants you to murder anyone. You're a time criminal.",0,spont,train train_spont_28202,I'm a robot and I express my love in binary.,"Alright, well after I'm dead and buried, if you'd like to go to a movie, I'm absolutely all in.",0,spont,train train_spont_28203,"I'm Curt Menafee, your play-by-play man for the dance off.","But, you've always been beautiful to me. Does that mean you're about to become ugly now?",0,spont,train train_spont_28204,Maybe we shouldn't go out. This is supposed to be a deep dive and I'm feeling weird.,I texted you all of our names. Just look under today.,0,spont,train train_spont_28205,Mostly I've been engaging in impromptu businesses.,"Every time you pick your phone up, you look dead.",0,spont,train train_spont_28206,"What are we throwing into the town fire tonight, ladies?","Right, when I woke up, I meditated and I did my affirmations. I didn't watch TV.",0,spont,train train_spont_28207,Help me.,Your date is a very beautiful woman.,0,spont,train train_spont_28208,"If you have anything navy blue, just wear that. And any kid of shiny button or badge that you have, just stick it on your shirt.",I got him in my pocket right next to my slingshot and all these jacks.,0,spont,train train_spont_28209,"I'm performing at eight o'clock tonight, and I need a concerts worth of songs.",That's Maloney's signature catchphrase. He's been coming to concerts for years.,0,spont,train train_spont_28210,So you just let Gregor burn up?,Ma'am. We welcome all here. This is the Wisconsin Dells Water Park. How dare you!,0,spont,train train_spont_28211,Let's burn the town down.,48 for a logger is like 104 for just a regular job.,0,spont,train train_spont_28212,Our daddy-master is paging me. He wants me to return something.,"I patrol this area. To be honest, not a lot happens in the section, and so I poke my head in here a lot. See if there's anything I can do.",0,spont,train train_spont_28213,I'm not James Patterson. My name is Frank. I'm the guy that yelled at you earlier. Do you not remember that? We were in the book depository.,I'm just fresh out of office and I like to walk around saving lives because I just saw Batman Forever and I figured I can contribute to that conversation.,0,spont,train train_spont_28214,"I love Third Eye Blind, the band.",I'm offended. I'm taking off my fancy gloves. I challenge you to a duel.,0,spont,train train_spont_28215,"Maybelline, how dare you. You've betrayed the church, the gods, the temple, and the daddy-master. I cast you out, vile demon-woman.",Now it makes sense why it's daddy-master's favorite.,0,spont,train train_spont_28216,"Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting.","But this from honesty, it's from me, you know what I'm saying? It's from the source.",0,spont,train train_spont_28217,I think they call that dental procedure Barberism.,Alright. There's nothing weird about that.,0,spont,train train_spont_28218,I could have maybe jimmied the lock on that piano.,"I couldn't be more exciteder, if that were a word.",0,spont,train train_spont_28219,You want the ham without the ham?,I think that my parents thought I looked kind of like a frog?,0,spont,train train_spont_28220,"So, there's no coffee in the whole country?","Right. By offered, you mean you just grabbed it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28221,Excuse me. My dish has ketchup on it and I didn't put ketchup on any of my food. Who is cleaning these dishes?,OK. Let me dim the lights.,0,spont,train train_spont_28222,"Linda, how long has it been since I've laid eyes upon you?","Honey, it never even occurred to me that you would pray. I suppose it's possible, but this just seems unorthodox.",0,spont,train train_spont_28223,Spelunk has had her day!,"Well that's not going to happen, you are the most boring creature I have ever met.",0,spont,train train_spont_28224,"You two made another call to Radio Disney. What are you trying to pull here, cracker jacks?","Little Donald will be fine, OK? This is not a dingo. It don't eat babies.",0,spont,train train_spont_28225,"Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be amazing. So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends.","Well, I'm here because you said the wish out loud. What a rookie mistake. A real rookie mistake.",0,spont,train train_spont_28226,"Herman, your son is the worst. He's a terrible spy.",I think we just let him get hung out to dry and we pretend that nothing ever happened on our planet.,0,spont,train train_spont_28227,"Tina, I'm worried about Junior.","No, the people of Reno need me.",0,spont,train train_spont_28228,"Who's honey's little sparrow? See, we have little paths where we cross and we meet and that's where our love lifts.",Right. He was post-war. He was a Korean War God.,0,spont,train train_spont_28229,You look quite strong in the leg region.,"Oh, thanks. It's probably this blasted dress. You look handsome yourself.",0,spont,train train_spont_28230,You're calling me stupid now?,"It's an uphill battle, Carol.",0,spont,train train_spont_28231,"Evelyn, hopefully your murderous rage doesn't have you killing everyone you know.",You're not interrupting a thing. We were just clubbing the air with our sport clubs.,0,spont,train train_spont_28232,There would be no Salem Oregon Comic Book Shop if it weren't for all those meters!,"Oh I see them now, wow they ARE everywhere!",0,spont,train train_spont_28233,"This dentist office has a dress code, so if the patient doesn't have a mane, we'll give them a fake one to put on.",I think they call that Barberism.,0,spont,train train_spont_28234,"You know, it's funny. I grew up in Naval Base and they always thought it was Tine.",OK. I don't gamble.,0,spont,train train_spont_28235,"Anus, if you'd accompany me to the funeral so it looks like a good turnout, I'd appreciate it.","He was, do you know Dick Hole or I should ask, DID you know Dick Hole?",0,spont,train train_spont_28236,"Are you all blind? This isn't doctor Hawaii, this is Dr. Phil in disguise.","Oops, my button popped open.",0,spont,train train_spont_28237,Do you think that it's a bad sign your parents left as soon as I told them about my swing-ska obsession?,"Yeah, I know. I'm whispering across the table because I was hoping that you could pick up on the fact that I don't want to talk about my wedding date right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_28238,You think your mother would just want us to fold up and just quit on our dream to be on The Price is Right?,"I was a National Honor Society color wearer, and here I am. Advertising cars with my hands.",0,spont,train train_spont_28239,"Hey kids, there are 5 seconds left in the game.","But, you need five people to play basketball, not three.",0,spont,train train_spont_28240,You need so much help and I got swindled by this charming salesperson who lied to me. You've never lied to me.,Too long. He doesn't know my name anymore.,0,spont,train train_spont_28241,"I didn't realize it was you, Mrs. Gwyneth. Here, I'll take off my clothes.",I keep my thumb tucked in when I point. But yeah I guess you have a point with the other three.,0,spont,train train_spont_28242,"How's you heart doing, Lisa?","Yeah, look at the back of my jersey.",0,spont,train train_spont_28243,"Alright, Carl, you're onto me, but don't tell you sister. She'd lose faith in her old man if she found out I murdered a hundred customers just because they didn't buy bikes.",Yes. That's also my middle name. Crystal. Carl Crystal Slider.,0,spont,train train_spont_28244,"Baby, were you able to get the tickets for the show?",That's part of the prophecy. One will be the common thread. One will be beautiful and fall in love after a sneeze. And one will be the common thread. And then it said one will be fart-y and one will be smart-y.,0,spont,train train_spont_28245,I don't know if we should do that. We gotta kinda follow the rule book here. We just can't kill citizens.,"He's just very charming. He's, you know, little boy age. Five.",0,spont,train train_spont_28246,"Crackers, all of the dreams you didn't know you had are coming true.",That's right. They kind of just busk now.,0,spont,train train_spont_28247,Here's my Venmo credit card that I just ordered.,I sprout hair. And I grow a little bit. Just a little bit. Two inches.,0,spont,train train_spont_28248,Was the message unclear to you? She kind of spelled it out.,"Well, she was being choked to death by a monkey's paw at the time. ",0,spont,train train_spont_28249,"Let's just think about this for one second. The lobster's been delicious, but I'm not taking that on the planes!",Let's go in there and blow our brains out.,0,spont,train train_spont_28250,"At least I wish one of us had some chalk. We could at least sketch something on the ground for you to see, get a sense of what an umbrella looks like.","Hey, it's a new society. There's no rules anymore.",0,spont,train train_spont_28251,"I guess I was hoping the shoe would turn out to be magical or something. I mean, the yo-yo was.",Very good choice. And here are some fried clams on the house.,0,spont,train train_spont_28252,Do you think they need chefs over there in Candyland? Maybe I should go with you.,"Nothing is cooked, it's all cold things put in a bucket.",0,spont,train train_spont_28253,"Miss Cynthia, I think your broth is getting cold. They fight sometimes and it's awfully uncomfortable back here.","That's because I drink a lot of grape juice. Grandma likes to drink her grape juice, too, but she calls it wine.",0,spont,train train_spont_28254,You want a wet peach? I have this soaking wet barrel full of wet peaches.,Like two horses with one too many legs each.,0,spont,train train_spont_28255,If she was a hologram why did that plastic spider get caught on her sweater?,"Oh, we're sisters.",0,spont,train train_spont_28256,"Don't be scared. It's me, Budino.","No, the people a couple doors down do. I put a cup to the window and listened to it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28257,"But, we're not pointing fingers, right? So, we don't know who it is.","Oh, my God! This is some inception interstellar thing.",0,spont,train train_spont_28258,Maybe if you went on a double date with us we'd be able to free your souls.,"Oh, my gosh. Why do you have a car?",0,spont,train train_spont_28259,"I have had a vision, Plethora. You'e going to be renting, watching, and returning films.",The second thing. I'm so sorry.,0,spont,train train_spont_28260,"I came all over the place when I saw that movie. It's embarrassing, but important.",Young Loretta Lynn told me these words.,0,spont,train train_spont_28261,"I'm done using the lady's room now. All these Millenials are in my way, talking about social media and whatnot. I'm old school. ","Well, nice to meet you. My name is Bartal. I'm the stage Manager at the Grand Ole Opry.",0,spont,train train_spont_28262,I'll be the tin man because I literally don't have heart.,I can't get something for everybody or I'll fall below Judge Judy.,0,spont,train train_spont_28263,"I'm sorry, Smash-it-up Steven. There's blood on your ankle bracelet.",I feel like this has always been hazy. Didn't you meet your wife that way?,0,spont,train train_spont_28264,"Wait a minute, there's a walk in freeze dryer right there.",We should. The killer is right behind you.,0,spont,train train_spont_28265,A warning? You've never given me a warning before.,"I'm sweating it out, you can see the vapors coming off of me.",0,spont,train train_spont_28266,"Look, I did it. I found an unknown civilization.","I do love bikes, but it's not all I love. I've always just dreamed of running away to a diamond mind and just figuring it out there.",0,spont,train train_spont_28267,I thought for sure that Dakota and Elle Fanning were different ages?,"Well, technology you know, it is twenty eighteen.",0,spont,train train_spont_28268,How is it great that you're leaving when I'm happy when you're here?,It's always been Ray. You really don't pay attention to details.,0,spont,train train_spont_28269,"Yes, this was what I was told to wear. I was told to wrap myself in yards of cotton candy.",I just never know where to start.,0,spont,train train_spont_28270,Look at this ghostly apparition in the drawer. It looks like my wife.,"I mean, can you blame us? The college rules say we can have our hands three quarters of the way down each others pants at any time.",0,spont,train train_spont_28271,"Oh, I just got my period. None of these guys can know or they'll find out I'm not pregnant and I don't deserve the money. How am I gonna deal with this?","Wait, the molecules are that long? How long is the actual dust itself, that's visible to the eye?",0,spont,train train_spont_28272,"Thank you, a lot of people say I'm handsome-ish.?","I see them. Six, seven, eight. There's nine in all.",0,spont,train train_spont_28273,I knew it. I can't trust anyone on this ship. I should have gone to Paris with John.,That's more money then I've ever seen in a life time.,0,spont,train train_spont_28274,"So, you have decided to visit Dr. Lombardi.","That makes me the best husband. Do I snore? No, I don't. Do I hog the covers? No. Do I ever tell you that you don't look beautiful? That's right. I'm Ricardo. I should be your husband.",0,spont,train train_spont_28275,"I didn't get a gift from you yet, Donna. That's so nice.","Yeah, semiotics is a really tough field.",0,spont,train train_spont_28276,Cheryl's never going to know what's coming for her.,I was hiding in the backseat with this here magazine.,0,spont,train train_spont_28277,"Wait, we're almost out of bones.","Maybe we should run you through the machine as well. That seems like potential depression, which we can see on an x-ray scan.",0,spont,train train_spont_28278,"Now, Martin, I'm only gonna ask you once. I want the truth. How did you lose the shoe?","Hi, I'm Steve. The baker. The American baker.",0,spont,train train_spont_28279,"Yeah, like to me, the baby man represents having a lot of friends and hanging out with people and playing video games and stuff.",They are smooth and very silky.,0,spont,train train_spont_28280,"Oh, Gord? Gord from Canada? Look at you, you look fantastic.","Oh, that place is the worst.",0,spont,train train_spont_28281,Ms. LaPone looks just like her caricature at Sardi's.,"Yes, I can't turn down a scented breath. I think I'll go with a butter pecan breath.",0,spont,train train_spont_28282,"I think that's a monsoon, you guys.",Like from the Bible? That's my favorite book.,0,spont,train train_spont_28283,The kitchen is on fire? Can anybody call 911,Yeah totally easy we are going to breaze through this because I brought my detective hat and I always succeed when I have it.,0,spont,train train_spont_28284,You're just like your grandfather. He was a sociopath and I loved him to pieces.,Hello? I'm doing you a favor by even being here.,0,spont,train train_spont_28285,"Yeah, well, I gotta be in the mood. You know what I mean? I've gotta be in the mood to talk. If I'm not, I'll hiss at ya and I'll chase you off my property. But I'm in the mood to talk today.","OK, sweetie. Mac and cheese will be ready in ten.",0,spont,train train_spont_28286,"You know, out neighbor was across the street with a baby and she heard the noise of prying, but she didn't think anything of it because it was so brief. And then she told me she just felt terrible the next day.",You've got the hardest job? I'm the one who has to watch the movies. I think you've got the plum job.,0,spont,train train_spont_28287,"Attention, attention. Parental announcement. Your parents are getting a divorce. All of your parents. All the parents in town will be getting a divorce.","Yes, okay, bye guys. Don't get divorced. Just a normal, healthy fight. Fights are healthy.",0,spont,train train_spont_28288,"David, why are you swaddled in a blanket here on the casino floor?","That's right, and now that you know my credentials, could you please have an able-bodied man move my treasure trunks?",0,spont,train train_spont_28289,"Suedeface, you're going to run the haunted hayride?","Well, my name is Dorothy and I'm a kid. So, I guess that means yes.",0,spont,train train_spont_28290,I didn't even think of that. I rented this place that guaranteed that they had a DVD player.,What? How's Maybelline gonna change your address? This is crazy. She's married to the daddy-master.,0,spont,train train_spont_28291,"Well, we're doing a special, I think. Aren't we Gerald?",I am an inch long.,0,spont,train train_spont_28292,"So sorry, we didn't see you there. You were sort of blending into the background.","Do you think I haven't seen this before? I'm a restaurant-our, OK? I have a guy who escorts you to the soda fountain. Big Tom. He's going to walk you over to the soda fountain. They can only have water.",0,spont,train train_spont_28293,"Captain, you're already on board with living in the whale's belly?",Do we even know if we're in international waters? We're in this whale's belly. We could be anywhere by now.,0,spont,train train_spont_28294,"I am black, the white Santa was created by Hallmark and Coca-Cola.",I carry them both near my thigh.,0,spont,train train_spont_28295,We just got here. We're running a little bit late.,"We're going to go over there to see them, and there's going to be all this tension.",0,spont,train train_spont_28296,"Yeah, the baby man is supposed to be in this region somewhere. Nobody's found the tomb.","Hey, that was supposed to be my room. I wanted a room with no balcony.",0,spont,train train_spont_28297,We have to consult the jury at the public pavilion court.,I'm on my third pair of shorts.,0,spont,train train_spont_28298,"If I was on one of those planes, I would have stopped it.","A full goat? Like, you're just standing on a goat?",0,spont,train train_spont_28299,He's just a dumb baby. Listen to him making those noises. He honestly thinks he's talking right now. That's terrible.,"Yeah, you're one of those people who wears his heart on his sleeve, but you also wear your brain there, too. It's like I can see what you're thinking and say it before you do.",0,spont,train train_spont_28300,"Well, it's such a pleasure to see such a refined gentlemen here in the middle of West Virginia. You must have seen our Tesla charging station outside.","I was asking if I could use an Amex and then I believe he said ""Fuck off."" It's a platinum.",0,spont,train train_spont_28301,"Of course it is, like the Little Egg Town. The citizens walk around with peanut shells and it's Easter all year long.",It's barely a sphere.,0,spont,train train_spont_28302,It looks like you've eaten a lot of doughnuts that didn't have anything in them.,"Not as great the network does, but some I guess.",0,spont,train train_spont_28303,"I tell you what, I'm going to go check out the tank. Kind of keep him occupied, make sure he doesn't go anywhere.","Oh, I just assumed... I assumed once we spun the salad dry, we'd take it out of the tank.",0,spont,train train_spont_28304,"I don't have the rest of the players, but I have these two adorable little children.",Let me put it on real quick. I have no depth perception.,0,spont,train train_spont_28305,"What do you think, honey? Some of this art is pretty good, right?",Everything you see is for sale.,0,spont,train train_spont_28306,I feel alive for the very first time.,"It sounds like that's what you're doing, and I think y'all are gonna make great parents.",0,spont,train train_spont_28307,"What do you think is holding me back? Because I feel like I'm getting everything. But then, you know, I feel like the manager is always saying I'm not quite there.","I have 50 of them. Actually, I have 51 if you count Puerto Rico.",0,spont,train train_spont_28308,I'm a weird gnome. What's your excuse?,That's right. I just gotta piltdown every once in awhile.,0,spont,train train_spont_28309,It's the working woman's curse. ?,"Well, you know, a lot of people would ask me that question and I, I brought my lawyer here with me today because I don't feel like making eye contact or answering direct questions about chickens.",0,spont,train train_spont_28310,We put a lot of time and effort and energy this gift. It's a picture collage of your children from when they were born all the way through now.,"Grandma, the counter's bending because of how much pressure you're putting on it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28311,"I bet you didn't expect me to say something else, huh?","Hey, shut your mouth, sir!",0,spont,train train_spont_28312,I think I've said my piece. I'll see you when we land. I'm gonna go bathe.,Can we just put this right in the cockpit today and get this ship into outer space?,0,spont,train train_spont_28313,Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy.,"I wasn't. But yes, he was going to kill you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28314,I want friends.,You'll never be like me. You're not human!,0,spont,train train_spont_28315,"Man, this is crazy as hell. Have we met before?","Ah, yes, that would be me. It helps with my nap time.",0,spont,train train_spont_28316,"I could understand why you think that, but I was actually entirely silent.","They're Macintosh apples. If they were Pink Ladies or Gala, I'd say you were missing out.",0,spont,train train_spont_28317,Let me help you with your bags.,"The one on the right is Tu Pac, but we put a different outfit on him.",0,spont,train train_spont_28318,"Hey, I got a great deal on eggs for you.","Well, thank you for bringing it to my attention. All teachers are up for review of course at the end of the semester, but this is quite unheard of.",0,spont,train train_spont_28319,"Hello, Crescendo. Long time no see.","They wanted to go, sir. You've been keeping them inside that ivory tower like some sort of Repunzels, but you won't even let them let their hair down.",0,spont,train train_spont_28320,"You mean, we don't have to pay for our crime of showing porn to an underage child?",Is it benign or malignant? How benign is it?,0,spont,train train_spont_28321,I am a traveler from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Feelings. I am full of emotions.,"Humans, Martians, Slap people. The Slap people hate theater.",0,spont,train train_spont_28322,It's freezing in your shadow.,"Guys, Billy Jr. is right. He's summed up my feelings exactly. And I'm ashamed of you, Pinky.",0,spont,train train_spont_28323,"So what's your name, little guy? ?","And, I gotta say this again, I'm just a social media manager, but you pick up a lot about the fish stuff when you're, you know, managing these accounts. Some of this is manatee blood. Most of it, and this is gonna sound crazy but I promise you this is true. It's sea horse blood.",0,spont,train train_spont_28324,Now your mom just has that tattoo on her shoulder forever?,Of course. One of the loudest motion picture soundtracks in film history.,0,spont,train train_spont_28325,Iris is a Pretty Woman.,We can tell the secret to the book and then it will be in the book and then no one will know it except us.,0,spont,train train_spont_28326,"What's this? I hear one of my employees has been throwing away knives! Robert, is this true? Have you thrown away perfectly good knives?",What was that about? I feel like you might have done some serious injury to yourself. You never took it off. You were pouring sweat!,0,spont,train train_spont_28327,All I know is that the murderer is in this room.,"Yes, we're Bernie and Bernadette Bernsie?",0,spont,train train_spont_28328,"If you're gone, it's just me and my cat, Ben.",It was a two part plan. The idea was that you hit 'em with the bones and then steal their treasure an trinkets and bring them back here. ,0,spont,train train_spont_28329,"Don't worry, kid. I'm not a minator.",Are you saying that you still love me?,0,spont,train train_spont_28330,You have another blonde mustache on your chest?,"It's gonna look real cool, but then your face is gonna bleed.",0,spont,train train_spont_28331,What can we do to make you happy?,I guess because I did it once and it was a rush.,0,spont,train train_spont_28332,"I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist.",I don't know what that is. It sounds like ghost-doctor foolishness.,0,spont,train train_spont_28333,I heard they're going to get the tasers out of the locker.,"Legally, I'm not so much Wreck-it Ralph as I am Smash-it-up Davis. But I'll respond to Wreck-it Ralph if you like. Here, come inside my kid bag.",0,spont,train train_spont_28334,That is an unfortunate name.,"You know son, if you really cared more about the true sciences rather than your art, then you'd be fine.",0,spont,train train_spont_28335,"Yeah, I told you I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open.",Can I be honest with you? I don't like it. You seem to be absorbing a lot of the water in the park.,0,spont,train train_spont_28336,"Well, I've been around for thousands of years so my voice you know has a little bit of the mid-atlantic in it. And it also has a little bit of like ""yo man what's up.""","In the name of the father, son, and holy spirit. Now that show is not appropriate for our kind. I mean, Seinfeld, I can get behind. Friends, no problem. The 8 o'clock news, of course.",0,spont,train train_spont_28337,"Oh my gosh, you guys, it's Jason Biggs. He's here.",It's OK. We're past that now.,0,spont,train train_spont_28338,You want this coat? It's a factory mistake. It's 12 feet long.,"I've got the guns, and on your signal I'm going to pass them underneath near my feet so you can grab them. They'll never see it coming.",0,spont,train train_spont_28339,I'm not even a really good detective. I'm new. Why do you think these peep holes are so large in this newspaper? ,"Yeah, last week I won a pair of steel toe boots. I don't know what I'm going to use them for, but I won them.",0,spont,train train_spont_28340,"Mindy, what brings you to the Grand Old Opry. You're all dressed up. Are you supposed to be performing here tonight?","Hey, we all go through hard times, don't we? Tragedy knows no age.",0,spont,train train_spont_28341,"Now that you have swiped in, you may have any sub of your choosing, made of any mammal.","Yeah, it's an Ellen Paige type.",0,spont,train train_spont_28342,"Yeah, I remember you because of your blue eye and your brown eye. ","It's Pirate's Booty, the popcorn snack.",0,spont,train train_spont_28343,"Eleanor, are you doing some kind of voo doo act?",I bet Roger could give that explanation pretty good.,0,spont,train train_spont_28344,"That reminds me, we've got to get this pigeon out of here.","No, I suppose not. I freely admit that in past times I have fibbed here or there, but it was always in service of our organization.",0,spont,train train_spont_28345,Pay no attention to my Dr. Scholls feet.,The results came back that there are gays all over the place.,0,spont,train train_spont_28346,"Garold, would you like to nominate anyone to be on the Sport Club board?",I apologize for that. I've never done that before. We should probably put an extra sheet down.,0,spont,train train_spont_28347,"Darling, you have to stop complaining. Your father and I won't be embarrassed on that stage.","I know, I can't believe we've gotta wait so long since both our last names begin with z.",0,spont,train train_spont_28348,But we'd kind of like it if you'd help us build a fourth wall so that we could actually have a home up here in our tree fort.,"Good news guys, pudding for lunch again!",0,spont,train train_spont_28349,"I noticed them flying, but thought what was really distinctive about these kids is their enthusiasm.","Your own competition? Well, that's never been done before.",0,spont,train train_spont_28350,"My name is Dwight David Arsenhower. I'm frequently confused for the former president. But, my name is Arsenhower.","Aw, kiddo, I think that's such a huge responsibility. I'm honored. I think your name should be something powerful. Something valiant. So how about Erik? It's a Viking's name, I think. You saved all of our lives.",0,spont,train train_spont_28351,Do you hear that? That's elevator music and an automatic door. We're going into a grocery store.,"I've been in here quite some time and when I first got here, I was crisp. I'm not a raggedy tissue by choice.",0,spont,train train_spont_28352,"Oh, you are obviously American. I apologize. This was just a demonstration. You'd really do me a solid if you could just be cool.","Take any backpack, that's fine. It's like the bikes in Amsterdam. They're for anyone.",0,spont,train train_spont_28353,We will take her and treat her as our own. She will become part of our merry band as we pickpocket around the Eiffel Tower.,Did he just try to eat his own hand?,0,spont,train train_spont_28354,"Well, I'm sorry that you had a three way with this man and lost your friend in middle school.","Murnice. My mother was going to call me Bernice, but she was humming when they got the gift certificate, I mean birth certificate.",0,spont,train train_spont_28355,He wants me to go to California with him.,Treat yourself. You look like a guy who could use a real fun time.,0,spont,train train_spont_28356,I use an app for my boarding pass. Do you want to scan this?,"Oh, my childhood. I was raised by chickens.",0,spont,train train_spont_28357,The AI seems to be getting more and more like a human.,"Now, I understand that you probably have some hurt feelings about your father's unavailability, but the life of a contraptionist is a life that does not allow for happy families.",0,spont,train train_spont_28358,What is this strange liquid coming out from my beeps and boops?,I've had half of two weeks of one semester.,0,spont,train train_spont_28359,"Fred, you're not good at being mean. ","Oh, hello! Hello is always a wonderful thing to hear from anyone.",0,spont,train train_spont_28360,"Yes, we used a government discount to purchase these tickets.","Yes, it's right there. You literally took a shit in front of the bathroom.",0,spont,train train_spont_28361,I think she needs some food or something.,"We almost made it, though. If it wasn't for that accident.",0,spont,train train_spont_28362,"If we get out of here, then people talk. So, we have to agree that this is going to stay between the three of us.","Thank you for buying the hats. Although, that would make them collector's items.",0,spont,train train_spont_28363,I'm going to smother you to death. Much like you tried to do to your dear grandmother.,"Oh yeah, definitely. If she spontaneously combusted we could get you millions of dollars, probably.",0,spont,train train_spont_28364,"Doctor, it seems like everyone's having a breakthrough. How about you?",If you keep talking like that she's going to order me to slap you.,0,spont,train train_spont_28365,"Oh, well hello there, little lady. This trip just picked up a little bit here. I'm headed out to California. Where are you headed?","My god, I'm remembering sad things that happened before I was born.",0,spont,train train_spont_28366,Every day is a struggle for me with no arms.,"Yep, I go to church every Saturday?",0,spont,train train_spont_28367,"Cousin, I just heard you are willing to give me a kidney to keep me alive. And i just want to thank you so much for that promise.",And they've all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town.,0,spont,train train_spont_28368,"The King and I has been sold out for weeks, how did you get tickets to that?","Oh you weren't? OK. Well, don't be offended, Rudy, OK? You know, it's just a common affliction that goes along with alcoholism. Memory loss.",0,spont,train train_spont_28369,"You know those Ed McMahon, like those letters that come in the mail? I mailed it in and won.",Thanks. Do you have a piece of paper where I might copy your signature? Practice it?,0,spont,train train_spont_28370,I've never had an umbrella.,Me neither. I just want us to have a future. Maybe some kids before it's took late.,0,spont,train train_spont_28371,"Yeah, I heard she fell into the Grand Canyon. I heard she was torn apart by two coyotes.","Sir, sir! There is no cooking on this bus. I'm going to have to ask you to get off. Get off the bus and get your rotund child with you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28372,I don't want people fighting in my coffee plantation.,"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot there's a limit on it. Oh no, there's not. I can eat as much as I want including eggs and blue cheese dressing.",0,spont,train train_spont_28373,I told you they could hear us talking.,You're detecting floating particles? That's a health hazard. Let me check.,0,spont,train train_spont_28374,"I gotta tell you, I've been seeing this shrink for three months and I don't feel any closer to being mentally well. I can't even be excited about Christmas, to be honest with you.","Oh, honey. You seem all bound up inside, like your body's made of rocks and stones.",0,spont,train train_spont_28375,You could have told me fresh fish was the name of a person.,Take off your metal vest.,0,spont,train train_spont_28376,This is Trish and Laura.,"I know, darling. He's an outsider, don't forget.",0,spont,train train_spont_28377,"Kurt, do you want a dog? Maybe when the switch happens, I could be your dog.",Dr. Gillalilly is right. We have to find that dog. That shouldn't be too hard.,0,spont,train train_spont_28378,You left some hazy instructions when you were being strangled by the monkey's paw. Can you please just go over it with me?,"Yes, I can kind of see it over your shoulder.",0,spont,train train_spont_28379,"Oh, another great day at the firehouse where we walk down from the stairs, and we can walk back up again any time we want.","What, don't you like when life is a bit of a mystery?",0,spont,train train_spont_28380,"Oh man, that really aggravated my cancer.","I really thought I could help, but I realized those are heavy boxes.",0,spont,train train_spont_28381,What kind of grocery list is this? It just says food.,I don't want to share my blocks. I want to keep my blocks.,0,spont,train train_spont_28382,"I did not see you in the back of the truck as well, my friend.","Yeah, and judges hate that.",0,spont,train train_spont_28383,I lost all my money so I'm here for this inheritance now.,"I know you're from North Carolina, but please, let's not get into that.",0,spont,train train_spont_28384,"Not many of us leave Country, so I'm kind of a pioneer of my people. I just wanted a more interesting life.","Well, I'm from lore. Which means I'm a mythical creature.",0,spont,train train_spont_28385,"Mr. Houston, I need you to come quick. Richard is about to go.","Well, we wanted to get a jump on the day and see everything.",0,spont,train train_spont_28386,"Well, there's the last of my money.","Yeah, like I want the number of flavors to be ten times the number of people in the Baskin Robbins. That's when I'm most comfortable.",0,spont,train train_spont_28387,My name is Hank Thompson. Perhaps you've heard of me and the fine things I do for this city.,"Really? Well, I'm here because I was just looking to expand the family business. Maybe we can make a chain of our bagel shop. ",0,spont,train train_spont_28388,My mouth is so dry.,"I doubt it. He wasn't around then, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_28389,"Well, if you cared enough to be with him while he tried to read me a bedtime story, you would have known.","Thanks, Ted. I get what you're doing. You're just giving me a hard time. He isn't serious.",0,spont,train train_spont_28390,"These are the doughnuts that make you levitate, right?",I better practice my instrument.,0,spont,train train_spont_28391,"This is Tia, my love relationship person.","Are you going to sing it Abbapella, which is Abba without instrumental accompaniment.",0,spont,train train_spont_28392,Did you want me to hold your head?,"Yeah, and they promise this to be a six-hour production.",0,spont,train train_spont_28393,"Excuse me, Father. Your homily has gone a little longer than normal. I heard some stomachs growling, and I would guess some congregants have gone to feed themselves.","It terrifies me every single day. But if this is the way the world chooses to go out, who are we to say no? Maybe this is how it should end.",0,spont,train train_spont_28394,You can't find your yogurt? Why wouldn't you check in the fridge first?,"I've talked to you about this before, Okay? Just because I'm not your biological father doesn't mean that I'm not your dad. And I know I don't see you that much because I'm on the road a lot for my job as a prop comic.",0,spont,train train_spont_28395,"Nail polish, are you hanging in there? How are you doing?",She's sort of a slut. This lady will put on nail polish anywhere.,0,spont,train train_spont_28396,You look you're ready to have fun. Your eyes look very positive. Both of them.,"I've grown real attached to a lot of the stuff I had down there. Like a bean bag. I have a chicken down there. It's really small, you're not going to notice. It fits right in my pocket.",0,spont,train train_spont_28397,I'm taking the computer and I'm going to watch a movie.,I will check out the situation and do what I think is necessary.,0,spont,train train_spont_28398,"So, Iris, you're like a half ass fairy.",We're so late to the party and we just thought we'd have missed out on a lot.,0,spont,train train_spont_28399,"Yeah, we put on Katrina and the Waves playlist on iTunes and just jive.","Matthew, here let me help you down from your horse. Put on your little sneakers.",0,spont,train train_spont_28400,It's time that we started ating like dueling presidents let roll out the maple syrup act of 2020.,I've got umm just this piece of string so can I brorrow the money from you?,0,spont,train train_spont_28401,I appreciate all that you've done for me.,It was old. It had fermented.,0,spont,train train_spont_28402,All these kids have speech impediments.,"Well, we're a very honest store with honest working people here, and we operate on that honesty first policy.",0,spont,train train_spont_28403,"Eventually, they are going to start to wonder where everyone is to close the store.","Yes, we actually do. We meet Thursdays at 6:30 pm.",0,spont,train train_spont_28404,Does the clock ever ring bells?,OK. Thank you. I would love to wear those canvas shoes.,0,spont,train train_spont_28405,"That's right, but I'll leave you a 20 dollar bill to order a pizza.","All right, now, look. It's simple. Without the presence of those filthy, beautiful people in the world, there'll be an absence and, naturally, the rest of Europe will try and fill that hole leaving, I would imagine, borders free for our secret society to do as we please.",0,spont,train train_spont_28406,"You'll have to forgive me, Jeremy Northam. I am unfamiliar with your work.",Well your eyes are weird - they have no color. You look like the lead bassist from Limp Bizkit.,0,spont,train train_spont_28407,I got an A+ at school!,That is Franklin Debonair. And he built an entire community on top of a cemetery. And underneath that is a Native American burial ground.,0,spont,train train_spont_28408,"Mom and Dad, what kind of experiment are you doing on me?",Maybe you could murder some fans after the show.,0,spont,train train_spont_28409,"Mom and Dad, I only put you in this home and then lived with you in this home because I'm a mean, rotten, son.","Charisma, don't crumple up the poem that you wrote for Mr. Brown. He might redeem himself later.",0,spont,train train_spont_28410,I'm running away.,I kept both of those movies and I despise them.,0,spont,train train_spont_28411,Get a load of this: Daniel chopped some wood.,You're sweating.,0,spont,train train_spont_28412,It's great that they have a Starbucks in here.,"Yeah, they're very forgettable though. I don't remember a lot of their names.",0,spont,train train_spont_28413,"Wow, I wonder why she chose voodoo. Why that was her hobby, you know, like what is she running from. You know, what was before that? I mean how long's it going to last, right?","It's really hard to read. It says ""Here, read these to keep tack of the kookiness that ensues. Drink this powder. Don't add any water. You want it as dry as possible. You want it to literally dry out your insides as you drink/chew on it. Please enjoy. Your life is about to get complicated.""",0,spont,train train_spont_28414,I'm Peter Two Horses.,"I'm sorry, giant, the pages were stuck together. And my dad can't read.",0,spont,train train_spont_28415,We're not going to sell caesar salads at Julius Caesar?,"Well, I sit very close to the TV because I'm vain and I refuse to get my eyes checked.",0,spont,train train_spont_28416,"Slick, no one at school has ever seen you without your sunglasses.","Oh, you're a dummy then.",0,spont,train train_spont_28417,"Honey, it's time. Bruce is going to go find his wife.","I've been performing here for 15 years, but I'm not a day over 25.",0,spont,train train_spont_28418,"Pardon my breath, I'm drinking gasoline.","Okay, and quick! Cover yourself in all these furs so everyone won't see you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28419,"Mr. Mitierry, are you doing okay? Because sometimes when your neck is moving when you're talking it looks like you are maybe having a strain.",That's right. It's concession. Do you need concession?,0,spont,train train_spont_28420,"We got a clear shot to kill Geum, get the doughnuts, and get out of here. I want to go home.","Oh, I think I saw that on Phil Donahue.",0,spont,train train_spont_28421,Are you guys ready for tonight's performance?,And I've never had one. I would just love to get up there one time up on that balcony.,0,spont,train train_spont_28422,"No, you are not, sir. This is my jamon iberico shop. I am Antonio now.","Wait, I can't let you die. I just met you and you convinced to me to start eating ham again. So, you're basically my best friend. I'm looking at both of ya. So both of you can take my compliment.",0,spont,train train_spont_28423,"Oh, you've got scales, Poseidon.","Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.",0,spont,train train_spont_28424,Is this about your wife that was stoned by the children and then ran away?,"We're just discussing some camp business, that's all.",0,spont,train train_spont_28425,You're waiting for a package but you're about to leave town?,"Hey, that's enough cats to move a bag. Do they get anything to eat in there?",0,spont,train train_spont_28426,Your children have a very special anniversary gift for you.,"They're like opposite people, you know?",0,spont,train train_spont_28427,The boy looks Episcopalian.,Bert's pets offers the freshest of pet food. I don't do that bag crap.,0,spont,train train_spont_28428,"Sorry, son. What's up?","Yeah, that's cool. There's no one else here to talk to.",0,spont,train train_spont_28429,"We haven't had a chance to try the doughnuts yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them, since none of the other people in the town are eating them.","Look, I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to win. I didn't win, and here's why: I'm better than everybody else, and they're all stupid people.",0,spont,train train_spont_28430,"Your name is T1m? What are you, some kind of cyber ghost?",I wish I tinkled before I came in here. I'm very excited.,0,spont,train train_spont_28431,"Hello, Rodney.","Rodney, let me stop you right there. Here's what I think the issue is. It's not that you didn't learn anything in cooking school, because you clearly did. I think it's that you always seem to have just woken up. Were you just asleep just now?",0,spont,train train_spont_28432,"We're looking for talent outside the box, something new that people haven't thought about. ","Should you live, Alfred, I think they will be pretty impressed by it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28433,Did you say that you're covered in chains or cheese?,I'm going to copyright that. That's my idea.,0,spont,train train_spont_28434,"Can you train both of these animals, as if they were dogs?","Wait a minute, Doris, wouldn't you be interested to know if there's a world out there in which you succeeded with your swimming pool, and another where you didn't? To see what happened?",0,spont,train train_spont_28435,"Cats do like milk, but it's not good for their digestive systems.?","Well, once upon a time, I thought the same thing, but now I don't know anymore, Crocodile.",0,spont,train train_spont_28436,I just put the new setlist at your feet right now in case you need to remember the names of Rush songs.,"Thank you, Ms. Chalmers.",0,spont,train train_spont_28437,"We're still talking, you rude family.","Well, you're sort of in the middle. Right now you're at a Jay-Z level.",0,spont,train train_spont_28438,I thought the story was about a real shark?,I gotta do this or I go back to jail.,0,spont,train train_spont_28439,Have you been at a lot of Lauren'ts delayed concerts?,"Yes, it was the office supplies, desk chairs and fancy fringework. ",0,spont,train train_spont_28440,"What? Well, ladies can't pray.",Please hurry. Your lighthouse is the only thing that I could see in the darkness and I'm trying to get away from Ted.,0,spont,train train_spont_28441,"You're so lucky! Every time we play one of these card games with an announcer, you always win something.","Of course, your majesty. I'll leave you with my hygienist, June. She'll take good care of you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28442,I just ask his guy if he's a comedian and he said no.,OK. I'd like a book to teach my child the vowels.,0,spont,train train_spont_28443,"I never put it together, I still haven't.","Oh no, Elle shes not a newscaster silly, shes an actress like me.",0,spont,train train_spont_28444,"Yeah, everybody's heard of Mrs. Chicken Feathers. Look at my t-shirt.",Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract.,0,spont,train train_spont_28445,I made fifty dollars in the bathroom helping a man wash his hands. It seems like a divine moment because I've just been praying this morning about being able to afford in the parking ticket I got last week.,"There's many churches, we're very developed here in Palm Springs, very Christian-like. Everything's normal. You really have your choice. Also we have a chapel here at The Parker resort.",0,spont,train train_spont_28446,"Jucinderin, it's Christmas and a lot of us have somewhere to be. Is there anyway you can release this plane and let it fly to Cincinnati?",My goodness. You've been here since the beginning. Do you not remember?,0,spont,train train_spont_28447,"Arlene, I couldn't find you and I got scared. Donald is missing.","If you'll just allow us, we were both on our speech and debate teams in high school and we're very adept at making arguments.",0,spont,train train_spont_28448,Now is the present does that make sense?,I'm sorry mom it's just that I have so many feelings.,0,spont,train train_spont_28449,Michelle is married. To a Honda Civic. She's been marrying cars all over town.,Yeah! Go get em Michelle. Go get em car!,0,spont,train train_spont_28450,"Hey, if you ever run into my son down here, I want you to do him right. Tell him to eat a heart.","I don't know why you can't, but you're right.",0,spont,train train_spont_28451,I'm from one of those snake handler churches. They don't let us have cookies there.,It's like I'm eating the ghost of a cookie because the flavor's gone to heaven.,0,spont,train train_spont_28452,"Oh, I'm supposed to go to this funeral. I was going to be the guy who sings the funeral song.",You looking for a dad? I miss my son.,0,spont,train train_spont_28453,Everyone else put their best foot forward on the show. That's certainly true of Daniel. He did a good job.,I'd love nothing more. I'll tell you anything you want to know.,0,spont,train train_spont_28454,"To be honest, I did not think about the amount of knife work that would be required and these bandages keep getting wet so I have to keep stopping and changing them.",It's probably like one of those Benihanna's where they get real excited. It's probably somebodies birthday. Why else would they be here at noon?,0,spont,train train_spont_28455,"If what I'm thinking is happening is happening, this Hell Angel is probably just a walking allergy.","You're new here, so you don't know, but this sounds like that guy Jasperteen. He's been coming around this park for the last 15 years giving people fake money.",0,spont,train train_spont_28456,We're 2:04 away from showtime. On the nose.,Maybe my patented underhand style will work this time in the afterlife.,0,spont,train train_spont_28457,"Chuck, you're OK with negative attention? You just want the attention?",OK. That is refreshing. I feel much better now and am ready to go out on camera.,0,spont,train train_spont_28458,Do you have any interest in Kyle?,"Well, of course he is. What are you talking about?",0,spont,train train_spont_28459,"That poor man, he died.",He's trying but all that he has managed to do is call 911.,0,spont,train train_spont_28460,"Hi, sorry we're late. We were having a bit of a kissing party in the lavatory.","Thanks. I thought I wanted this, but it's a lot more responsibility then I feel like I can handle.",0,spont,train train_spont_28461,"Sven, when you asked me to be in this relationship, I thought it would be just us. But, now there's 100 unemployed people living with us, as well.",I have diabetes.,0,spont,train train_spont_28462,I need you to just really consider your thoughts and feelings before you act on them. Other people need the computer for work.,"Oh, one step at a time. Is this murderous dog still in your home?",0,spont,train train_spont_28463,"The lady doesn't seem interested in you, pal.","No, we made them look like wood.",0,spont,train train_spont_28464,"Are you part giant, sir?","Oh, yeah. You've been calling me dude a lot and I like that. So, you can call me dude because I don't remember my given name.",0,spont,train train_spont_28465,"Daniel, fan away some of the smoke with your signature cowboy hat.",I know. I wish the cameras were turned on because this really doesn't really help anyone when they can't see his new side.,0,spont,train train_spont_28466,"And also, I can't get back up the pole. The fireman pole. And I can't find the stairs.","We're the same age though, my mom and me. We grew up together. It's weird.",0,spont,train train_spont_28467,How many bananas was your husband buying?,"Oh, those are knock knock jokes.",0,spont,train train_spont_28468,"Well, my work here is done. Goodbye, until next time.",That's nice because you have a weak chin.,0,spont,train train_spont_28469,You guys can't just have ice water. You have to order something to eat.,"I would love to be returned back to my royal status and to my rat kingdom far, far away in Wisconsin.",0,spont,train train_spont_28470,You have not got much to live for besides this child in box.,We left Baltimore to find something new. Maybe that new thing is death. Do you want to give it a try with me?,0,spont,train train_spont_28471,"I would really like to use the bathroom, she's been in there a long time.","Your penmanship needs work. I didn't realize when I picked up this chicken scratch that this was a confession from you. But now that I know this, you could have been cooler with me over the years.",0,spont,train train_spont_28472,Of course we grew up in Minsk and then spent some time in Italy. Before we come here.,"OK, then I'd like to see you pick it up and bind some bills with that.",0,spont,train train_spont_28473,"We're telling the general public that three astronauts, Neil Armstron, Buzz Aldred and Michael Collins are going up in one capsule, Apollo 11.",The acid from that pickle could kill her with the state her stomach is in.,0,spont,train train_spont_28474,Larry the squirrel lived a good life. He had a lot of nut knowledge in his brain. I hope that guy gets it.,I thought you were going to get that trap door put in your skull?,0,spont,train train_spont_28475,All I wanted was to serve steaks to my friends. I'm so sorry.,"I'd like to think that one day, one of you could be like a son to me.",0,spont,train train_spont_28476,It's kinda spooky in here.,"I don't care. I don't like theater, it's stupid. It's outdated.",0,spont,train train_spont_28477,"You used to play the spoons, didn't you?",All of them. I'm a very thorough dentist in my practice.,0,spont,train train_spont_28478,She was the one who set his hair on fire.,"You know what? We'll wrap you in these towels and you'll look like a burrito, sir.",0,spont,train train_spont_28479,"So, there's singing and acting in your musical theater piece, Lord of the Flies?","Remember, he got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul.",0,spont,train train_spont_28480,"Jared and Joseph, you don't need to pick up those quarters that Dana vomited.","Yeah, Miss White. We can always do science at home.",0,spont,train train_spont_28481,"The idea here in heaven is that everybody is kind of chill and we're having good times, and we praise God all day.","Okay, well as you can see we have racks and racks of flowing, short-sleeved shirts.",0,spont,train train_spont_28482,The guy behind me went to hell because he's Jewish and he ate marshmallows.,"It is because I have, how you say, shrunk. I am smaller.",0,spont,train train_spont_28483,"Your beautiful brown eyes, they are like a great spruce.","Yes, and I'm Cynthia, drinker of bone broth and runner of the Grand Ole Opry.",0,spont,train train_spont_28484,"Wow, it sounds like you have a pretty profitable business for two little girls. Does it have a name or anything like that, or is there a specific service you guys provide?","Well, I am the King of Sudan. We have a lot of insurgents. Is there a way possibly we can take care of that?",0,spont,train train_spont_28485,This is why I never got married in the first place,"Because if the mother fucker died, they could blame it on us.",0,spont,train train_spont_28486,"I was hoping I could meet your wife and have a couple of kids, but I guess there's nowhere around here that a man can get kids.","And one, two quarters from me too.",0,spont,train train_spont_28487,"Hi, I'm not Joe. Get it? It's opposite of being Joe.","It's your style and your flair. It's the way you live your life that tells me for our 15th wedding anniversary, you want to swim.",0,spont,train train_spont_28488,"Mike, you're so sweet to me.","Yeah, you're magic and shit, so I was able to keep my brain functioning and my mouth lip flaps moving.",0,spont,train train_spont_28489,I lost your peaches.,"We've already had our fill, but fine. Let's spit it into each other's mouths.",0,spont,train train_spont_28490,There's something about your brown teeth that makes me think it's like the end of a day on a Monday when I've had a martini. ,I am. It's very mezmorizing. It's like the Tuesday of balls.,0,spont,train train_spont_28491,"So, this ant farm will be a tourist attraction.","You're very cunning, sir. That was on purpose. Every bank has a little meaning like that.",0,spont,train train_spont_28492,Why is that fighting couple over there looking back towards us?,"Well, part of it was written in Spanish, and I don't know Spanish, so I'm hoping we don't need that part.",0,spont,train train_spont_28493,So I'm sorry to say that your condition is very severe.,"Yeah I saw you getting fired, how long did it take to stop crying?",0,spont,train train_spont_28494,I like to be helpful because it's my job.,"Oh, I won't, trust me. I always am down to stick it to the man.",0,spont,train train_spont_28495,"Oh, so the nature of you non-confrontation made you answer the answer incorrectly.",Well somebody did under your account.,0,spont,train train_spont_28496,I am filled with sugar and mist and everything pissed and I won't listen to a word you say..,"Oh great, look you even gave me a slammer!",0,spont,train train_spont_28497,"Before I blow out the candles, I just want to say that I'm so glad that I didn't invite my work friends. It's just you guys.",He's pointing to a picture of chicken cor don bleau. We're not gonna make you chicken cor don bleau. You're a damn dog.,0,spont,train train_spont_28498,I am sensing both of you do not like me anymore.,"Come live with us in the sewers. It is stinky, but then we have like makeshift things like when you attach a boot to an arm and you pull a thing. Like mouse trap.",0,spont,train train_spont_28499,"Nancy, I can't read your emotions right now. Are you having a positive reaction to what Denise said?","Yeah, you know, they say take nothing but pictures and leave nothing but footprints, but I also like to leave some nice repair work. I might fix a door hinge or a clasp.",0,spont,train train_spont_28500,"Thank you, Mr. Madison, for stating that fact.",It's the square. There's something about it. It brings out things.,0,spont,train train_spont_28501,Are you the mother of the child that came today?,"Yeah, lighten that load, sweetheart. It's just you, me, and the Dalai Lama from here on out.",0,spont,train train_spont_28502,"What's going on with your purse, Renee?","Yeah, it's like that scene in Star Wars, where Luke Skywalker was forced into the trash compactor.",0,spont,train train_spont_28503,We're also going to need a team manager and we were hoping that you would help out with that. Don't you know business?,"That's more of a spoken rule and not a written one. So, that can't come back to bite us. There's no need to write that down. We'll remember.",0,spont,train train_spont_28504,"I bet if we put a popsicle stick into each inner chamber of this whale and connect it with the shoelace, I can tug it to the right and the left and we can steer this vessel.","Well, you know me. I'm Tad. I'm just a simple guy. I'm a Lieutenant in the Navy.",0,spont,train train_spont_28505,"Your majesty, what? What do we do about the scroll?","I'm sorry, I've never done this before. You have to buy something for it to open.",0,spont,train train_spont_28506,We can give you an iPad or a warm place to rest your head instead of our credit cards.,"That's what I'm trying to do, but this is my here corner. ",0,spont,train train_spont_28507,"Here's the thing. I know my wife is very cool. I mean, I'm married to her, and obviously I enjoy the fact that she's very cool.","Well, the owner has a key and then you have the lock pick. We could probably try one of those.",0,spont,train train_spont_28508,Look at that idiot up there telling us about gateway drugs and slippery slopes.,"Yeah, but you know what? It wasn't that great to begin with.",0,spont,train train_spont_28509,"They say that one day, the sea will give all the children back that it has taken.","I'm a grown man. Aw, alright.",0,spont,train train_spont_28510,"Let me ask you a question Miss Thompsjacks. It is Miss, isn't it?","I think it's just so hot here in Savannah, Georgia, that I don't know myself.",0,spont,train train_spont_28511,"Oh, we had a favorite cow when I was growing up. It would sleep in the bed. We would put makeup on her. Her name was Jasmine.","Aw, hell yeah, Mr. Determen. Let me pump this fist a couple times.",0,spont,train train_spont_28512,Bye Wilt Chamberlain's ghost.,"Yeah, I've been putting in extra hours at The Forum.",0,spont,train train_spont_28513,"I would think that a magical creature would have just a little more patience with us, Iris.",That's what we do. We get drunk all the time.,0,spont,train train_spont_28514,"You just want to go through the door and jiggle the handle just a little bit. If a guy comes in, just say ""I'm in here!"".","I feel like I should start with G because I'm thinking gee, this is a crazy time.",0,spont,train train_spont_28515,"Now, what were you going to say about hip hop?","Oh, that's weird. It's like she teleported you or something.",0,spont,train train_spont_28516,I have an office over on fifth avenue. Does that sound like I'm a criminal?,"Oh no, the stapler went in my eye.",0,spont,train train_spont_28517,"You're so masculine. You're all man. I mean, from the outside. I don't know what you're like on the inside. I didn't mean to get too personal.","I understand you guys are here to do some spelunking, and when I was a surface man, I enjoyed the company of others. I thought, perhaps, I might show you around down here in the shadowy subways.",0,spont,train train_spont_28518,"Remember, they are half cousins.",Really? When did you hear her singing about it in the shower? How does the song go?,0,spont,train train_spont_28519,"If I want to be real mean, do I have to look them in the eye?",And then go to bed and smoke. Maybe we will die this way.,0,spont,train train_spont_28520,Objection! I'd like to object using the same case Tim just cited.,I'm so mad at you. You've distracted me from that ticket for months now.,0,spont,train train_spont_28521,They saw your arms. They were pointing at them. He almost touched your arms.,Let me see that ticket. It says 1947? It's not that year now.,0,spont,train train_spont_28522,"We are ready to paint this whole building orange if you don't let me out of this contract, Mr. MTV.",Put on a happy smile and try your darndest.,0,spont,train train_spont_28523,We died in a car. Our car is also a ghost.,Alliteration is my favorite literary device.,0,spont,train train_spont_28524,"Look who it is, Richard Jefferson!",It's a Luger. It's a pistol from Nazi Germany.,0,spont,train train_spont_28525,Young Loretta Lynn told me these words about love.,"I love you too - I want to say, Marjorie?",0,spont,train train_spont_28526,Being a model on The Price is Right is the greatest gig you could ever hope for.,If we can get on the first taping of The Price is Right - they're doing nine tapings today - we can make that funeral and hardly miss anything.,0,spont,train train_spont_28527,"There's something I haven't told you. i'm going to set you loose on the city of Paris to see how you make your way. You, a 13 year old girl. My mother did the same thing to me, and I turned out this way.","They look like they can touch the sky! Scrape it, even!",0,spont,train train_spont_28528,I just assumed you spelled your name Teen.,"We own a comic book store and we're pretty nerdy, but you knowing that is nerdy.",0,spont,train train_spont_28529,"I think we're good here, Tim. Thank you very much for checking in on me.",Oh. Happy anniversary?,0,spont,train train_spont_28530,"Danielle, he says we have overdue movies.","No, no - I mean, I don't think so. I haven't been to the doctor. I don't really believe in doctors.",0,spont,train train_spont_28531,"Now, here's what I'm thinking of for costumes, okay? Everyone is in fur! It's Romeo and Juliet, but it's set in Alaska.","Briff, a knee is a very important place for a young woman.",0,spont,train train_spont_28532,"Lorraine, you've saved this town. All seven of us.",I quit because the stress got to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_28533,"When I went on break, David was in the tower talking to Mr. Cruthers and Mr. LaCroix about it.",I don't look down. I have a fear of heights.,0,spont,train train_spont_28534,I'm what they call petite.,"Oh, yeah. That's so ghosts don't come and go of their free will. You gotta invite them in.",0,spont,train train_spont_28535,"All right, everybody, set your harps up","Like, not a girl, but not yet a woman.",0,spont,train train_spont_28536,I don't give a fuck if they're talking to the bouncer.. I just want my fucking cod and my fucking 10 beers.,I want 27 orders of the cod. That's what you're paying for.,0,spont,train train_spont_28537,"You know, you didn't tell me your name.","You grew up so big, Ana, but you still talk like a baby.",0,spont,train train_spont_28538,I'm starting this new wine tasting gig. I think this town could really use it.,"This is Johnny? Oh, Betsy, he's not what I pictured. You couldn't do better than this loser?",0,spont,train train_spont_28539,Sparkling or Tap?,You know what was a big part of it? When you broke that cop's nose with a rock. That got me going.,0,spont,train train_spont_28540,What are you doing in here? Why did you unlock the bathroom I was using?,I don't want to use the plastic stuff. It causes cancer.,0,spont,train train_spont_28541,Michelle the car wants you to get out too.,It is! The whole time. This is like our spot.,0,spont,train train_spont_28542,"Who are you? The guy who wanted to smoke? And now he's knocked out, we can't ask him.",This is scary as fuck.,0,spont,train train_spont_28543,I can't go into the store today. Can you just be the manager? I'm feeling bad.,"Oh, yeah. Am I going to be in the paper?",0,spont,train train_spont_28544,"I have to say, Florida International Airport has done such a good job of creating that walkway right onto the airplane from the airport that sometimes you don't even know you're on the plane yet. Yet, here we are on the plane.","Yeah, right. I just want to get home to see my family, you know. I left too late. Now, here I am, flying on Christmas Day.",0,spont,train train_spont_28545,Shut your goddamn mouth!,"That's the only type of spoon I'm interested in. Specifically, I'd like to concentrate on all the states that start with the letter M.",0,spont,train train_spont_28546,"Okay, buddy. There's a couple of bathrooms but you want this one?","OK, but this isn't for eating. It's just for stringing around the tree. I thought we could have some festivities.",0,spont,train train_spont_28547,"My name's Frant, of course, I said that before.","Well, I have one with and one without, so I'm just going to mix them around and we'll just see what happens.",0,spont,train train_spont_28548,We've gotten so far away from real people with real stories on reality TV.,"We don't have a jail in this town, so if we've never seen one, it's not real.",0,spont,train train_spont_28549,"So, you never got to be on the college improv team.","You know, if I actually had filled out that certificate, it probably would have been a real marriage.",0,spont,train train_spont_28550,"So your Esty shop was going to be ""I'm selling bottles of water with glass inside""?","You know, but if we drive too fast, you might not see you car.",0,spont,train train_spont_28551,"Here it is mama, here you go.",Yeah you're right. Would you have to look this hard for a hard working child in a functioning society?,0,spont,train train_spont_28552,I thought you were just going to rip the tickets.,"Well, if we have to. We need those tickets.",0,spont,train train_spont_28553,I've got the hardest job of all the wives.,"Yeah, I mean, they said it was air escaping but I know it was him.",0,spont,train train_spont_28554,"General, you have some sort of science fiction powers, don't you?",I hate the Russians too. We got that in common.,0,spont,train train_spont_28555,You don't think doctors are real?,"OK. I love the, what do you call this, threshold? I can just hang out at the threshold.",0,spont,train train_spont_28556,I think I'm going to quit today. I can't be a price is right girl anymore. I want to move on to a different career path.,I'm fully white. My friends call me white Jamal.,0,spont,train train_spont_28557,"Poseidon's Delight? That sounds fantastic. He was a god, so it must be good.","Well, doubt is a good thing sometimes. It pushes you to be stronger.",0,spont,train train_spont_28558,That's not a tapeworm. I promise.,"Catarina, these four people is a rush. We're having a rush right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_28559,"Wait a second, you eat chicken??",So probably that's a better thing to say. Non-Swiss cheese.,0,spont,train train_spont_28560,What can we do? The people have spoken. They want digital photographs. They already exist and they've been using them for awhile.,What happened when you were big that no one wanted you to be a nurse?,0,spont,train train_spont_28561,"Girls, would you like to use our special bathroom? It's for employees only. I can take you in the back.","Yeah, you have a cold. You're losing your voice a little bit from the cold. We got that.",0,spont,train train_spont_28562,"You know you can backspace though, right? You know that you can delete words in your text?",Our lives are so hard. I don't know if I should got to Ackbar or Mickey's. Isn't that hard?,0,spont,train train_spont_28563,I will use my skill and trade Dwight Howard to the Nuggets.,Well of course it's ground glass. How else would I make glass grits?,0,spont,train train_spont_28564,"Alright, folks. We are 3 Ashes and 2 Cinders and we need a suggestion for a place where people might work, like an Arby's or a Dairy Queen.",That's certainly a generous offer. One word I didn't hear in there was comedy though. I respectfully decline the offer.,0,spont,train train_spont_28565,Can we review what the details of operation versatile are?,I just wanted to know if you're still good with your sobriety. That's what I was asking.,0,spont,train train_spont_28566,"Your honor, do I seem fucking drunk to you?","This reminds me of the movie, Splash. Only instead of a beautiful mermaid, it's a singing rat.",0,spont,train train_spont_28567,"Are the magic tricks working, Jimmy?","Yeah, even I can see that. And I'm a crackhead.",0,spont,train train_spont_28568,So an asteroid landed and that's how we got rid of the dinosaurs.,You said everybody was cool. I'm not trying to pretend to be no child all day long. Let's get these doughnuts and get the hell out of here.,0,spont,train train_spont_28569,Was Robby the older Bernstein Bear that ran off to college that we never met?,"Are you ready to do it, there's going to be some splatter.",0,spont,train train_spont_28570,"Who's out there, Tina?",Because you're not the boss of me.,0,spont,train train_spont_28571,"We were at the party, and would you believe it? I heard from across the room that what was going on behind them doors was that Cheryl was going crazy doing a jig all night long.",That was taken out of context. I was quoting what I said to a boy last weekend.,0,spont,train train_spont_28572,I don't think any of us believe your snake story.,"Hey, you gave me one of your legs, so that's like a bond for life.",0,spont,train train_spont_28573,I told you I wasn't old. I have the spirit of a young lady.,I should have stopped choking him and let him answer. That one's on me.,0,spont,train train_spont_28574,"I was super close with Sandy but then, you know, she started other projects like Speed 2 and stuff like that. We just lost touch.",Well of course he's alive. I'm keeping him well nourished.,0,spont,train train_spont_28575,I'm feeling really bitter right now.,OK. Take it down a couple notches.,0,spont,train train_spont_28576,"So, it's like how male and mail mean two different things?",He's the most famous clown on this side of the tri-state area.,0,spont,train train_spont_28577,"You look like a bionic person, but you don't have no skills.",I'm helping this young lady. She needs a new toilet.,0,spont,train train_spont_28578,"You weren't going to scam me out of any of my pimp fee now, were you?",A lot of that comes from Auntie Cher. She takes a lot of pictures.,0,spont,train train_spont_28579,I'm a Muslim woman. Why would you think I was a man? What man is wearing a scarf wrapped around his head?,"Yeah, you can always find him. Just follow the cloud of smoke. He's like a carcinogenic Pigpen.",0,spont,train train_spont_28580,"I like when Baskin Robbins just has three people in it and I know two of the people, and then I get to know the third.",You should do stand-up hour. We need more women in stand-up.,0,spont,train train_spont_28581,"Perhaps some day our paths will cross. Until that time, thank you for delivering these delicious bagels to my office.","Well, yeah. What do you want to do with the bagels?",0,spont,train train_spont_28582,"So you're back. Alright, sit down, we'll find you a new assignment. What goes on in that farmhouse? Every ghost we send there comes back","You saying ""craisins"" made it move.",0,spont,train train_spont_28583,"Okay, but, uh, you know this is the third honey Mario and Luigi have worked for you on. You have had a lot of wives.?","But, Maria, I just thought it'd be nice to call you by your name a little here and there.",0,spont,train train_spont_28584,"Son, the time of rudeness in our world is over. There is no rude anymore.",I'm allergic to them! There will be no crocuses on this farm.,0,spont,train train_spont_28585,"Well Majorie, I think that's the best Rush show I've ever seen, eh?","Look, I know those guys well from the Playboy Mansion. So I suppose I could.",0,spont,train train_spont_28586,You guys are going to want to take a moment and say a few words to your poster before I put it in the recycling bin.,I am too. I think this was the smartest idea so we can both see the poster.,0,spont,train train_spont_28587,Margaret take us someplace. We want to go on a journey.,We were leaving it open to just sort of enjoy whatever Death Valley threw at us.,0,spont,train train_spont_28588,You know what they say about dental conventions rules.,What an annoyance. I couldn't find a crab costume that fit me.,0,spont,train train_spont_28589,I can't do anything without the smoke smell getting on my nerves.,"Dad, you just take one off and then you put it on.",0,spont,train train_spont_28590,"Hello, who are you, strange woman?","Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. It was predestined.",0,spont,train train_spont_28591,Do you have to wash those clothes before you give them back?,"I would love to do something before I go, like leave a lasting review.",0,spont,train train_spont_28592,"What I mean is, it will be longer than a chapter.",That's right. I always make sure my electricity is pumped all the way up when I'm driving past Shadow Grove.,0,spont,train train_spont_28593,Look it is. It's the racist killer.,It tells other males in the kitchen to get out of my way.,0,spont,train train_spont_28594,"Tracy, what are you doing after graduation, after we leave here?","Yeah, I printed it up on my home computer.",0,spont,train train_spont_28595,Do you think we did the right thing investing in this company?,"This is a school and I do appreciate this love that's happening, but if you could take it off the stage because the children are watching.",0,spont,train train_spont_28596,"General, how would you know if Clint Eastwood can direct?",I was eating lunch on the move because I'm like a shark.,0,spont,train train_spont_28597,"Look at you two, Ma, Pa and Stan. We're finally a family.","Oh, Midge, I have a feeling you're going to get to go in the ocean for a very long time. You'll like it so much, you won't want to leave.",0,spont,train train_spont_28598,"Are those guys asking the babies questions, do they work in Limbo or are they other babies stuck in Limbo?",But you know what criminal is worse? One that can criminalize and not be penalized for it. Like the TSA workers who stole my bag.,0,spont,train train_spont_28599,I never thought I would support this. But I am here to say good going!,I'll step out too Michelle. This is me being aggressive. I'm going to step out.,0,spont,train train_spont_28600,"It was Tim's cookie, but I asked if I could have it. He said yes and relinquished his rights to the cookie.",It's called Strong and Wrong because you say what's wrong when you're strong.,0,spont,train train_spont_28601,"Wow, look at this Marjorie. We're back stage at Rush!","Yeah, but try to find a Canadian one so we can understand what he's saying.",0,spont,train train_spont_28602,I see that the bowls have pictures of bowls on them,He tore their mustaches off!,0,spont,train train_spont_28603,"Mr. Macaroon, we're losing light, we've got get this shot.","Please, just help me down. I don't know how I got up here, there are zero stairs.",0,spont,train train_spont_28604,Is Mrs. Feathers the chicken a celebrity around here?,I'm not surprised. That cook looked very committed to his work.,0,spont,train train_spont_28605,Who wouldn't want to be from here? This is the home to most of the places that a gator has killed someone in America.,"I put them on a piece of paper, but then the paper got sweaty. The ink ran down and it all became just a dot.",0,spont,train train_spont_28606,Perhaps I reacted a little bit harshly.?,"I don't know. He's our boss, though, you know?",0,spont,train train_spont_28607,"Donna, what is that wrapped gift you have in your hand?","Wow, I was mad before, but I really respect a woman who's educated, so, congratulations Donna.",0,spont,train train_spont_28608,"Cards on the table. I worry, because of my secret love for Meredith, that she's mixed up with a bad guy who is also Janice's husband perhaps. Or at the very least her baby daddy. So I want to expose this Jonathan.","Yeah, you're in what we call a pear relationship. You know, it started great at the top and then got big and heavy at the bottom. All right, so you need to minimize that heaviness, all right? You need to just maybe slim it down, OK? Do you hear what I'm saying to you?",0,spont,train train_spont_28609,"I thought I would try walking slow to see what it felt like, but I couldn't do it.","But I mean, if I make a move and she's cool with it, you're cool with it - right? Let's just see how it plays, go with it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28610,"Well, I never picked nobody up hitchhiking, neither. So we're doing it together.","He's slowly going away. It's OK, you're with me.",0,spont,train train_spont_28611,"Excuse me, Dr. Glitter. The nurses are going to roller skate out for lunch. Do you need anything?","He could be, I hear about that happening all the time in this city. They look like real people but they don't know things, like what a tomato is.",0,spont,train train_spont_28612,"If someone was breaking in from outside, why not take the valuable pornography collection in the pornography closet?",I honestly had a hard time seeing some of the witnesses because I was sitted right behind your enormous hat.,0,spont,train train_spont_28613,"Yeah, well, they can take my job, but they can't take my spirit.","Well, it depends on how much you classify life support. I mean, he's had a ventilator for a while.",0,spont,train train_spont_28614,"Here we are, behind the honesty tree. It's gotten bigger since last year.",You can't leave the band. You're the backbone.,0,spont,train train_spont_28615,"Uh-oh, he's putting on the gloves. He's touching the poached egg.","There's not that many. Here's the thing, man. It just turns into a sea of noisy love. You know what I mean?",0,spont,train train_spont_28616,"Oh, I'm sorry. This seat is taken. I already have a seat mate next to me.","OK. Well, I shame easily, so let's pretend like only us know.",0,spont,train train_spont_28617,"Well, for what it's worth, Rudy is a great guy. We used to work together. So, I hope you take that into account when you're judging him.",OK. I am in a dark room and you're doing it. It's more comical than anything.,0,spont,train train_spont_28618,I think I'll go with a butter pecan breath.,"Art, your wish is my command. You will be a blue skinned alien.",0,spont,train train_spont_28619,"Oh my god, Ralph's been transformed into a cat.",That was Jesus.,0,spont,train train_spont_28620,"So, re-icing is a thing? Because I've never heard of that before.",That's FIA in a nutshell. They make everything easier.,0,spont,train train_spont_28621,So the big people gotta like the play? We better get to work or else you don't get to graduate.,Done. I'll go start my research now.,0,spont,train train_spont_28622,"Listen, meteor, us republicans need to get out of here. We have a big bus and we're going to head to the other side of the earth.","You can't even include me, Wes Anderson style for the very end?",0,spont,train train_spont_28623,"I mean, before anyone got this job, did you think that mail came to life after the post office closed?",They can't see what happens here. All the mail comes alive!,0,spont,train train_spont_28624,"You know, you've been in training for six months. Most people train for a week. ",He's collecting coozies in all 50 states.,0,spont,train train_spont_28625,I'm confused. The air is really moist.,"Yes, it was. It was like it had been heated and then frozen.",0,spont,train train_spont_28626,"General, why are you so wealthy.",I gotcha. I know what you're talking about. How many rockets do you want on there?,0,spont,train train_spont_28627,"You are doing an errand for us, just to be clear.",Our daddy-master is paging me. He wants me to return Amile.,0,spont,train train_spont_28628,Does Forest read helpful?,"Oh, Aid Man. He's a real helpful hero.",0,spont,train train_spont_28629,"Take a right to enter Detroit, the city.","That's nice, but you shouldn't have. You should have depended on the holy scripture.",0,spont,train train_spont_28630,"This girl, Vera is just doing a Weird Al on it.",Is there hazard pay for this?,0,spont,train train_spont_28631,"Sir, can you back off please. You're right in my face. You're literally blocking the rest of the audience.","Oh honey, get the camera!",0,spont,train train_spont_28632,"Honey, this whole bar is going to miss you. Danny, Pete, TJ, and Fudge Man. We're all going to miss you.","Mom, I'm always proud of you, and Monster Brad doesn't stand a chance. He's got a bum leg, and that's bound to trip him up when you give him a right hook.",0,spont,train train_spont_28633,Let me ask you this seriously. Have there actually been any negative effects of not having the Olympics?,I'd forgotten what a cultural phenom that show became. Everybody Loves Suits.,0,spont,train train_spont_28634,Circuit City is almost out of business? Really? No one told me this. I just bought stock.,It's just right. I want everyone to know that you're my child.,0,spont,train train_spont_28635,"Do not go in there, it is rough.","Hey, it shut him up, didn't it?",0,spont,train train_spont_28636,"All right, I'll tell you who I am! I'm the hotel detective for this hospital convention center.",Especially if you're wearing a borrowed crab costume.,0,spont,train train_spont_28637,"We're the same age though, my mom and me. We grew up together. It's weird.","I thought it was fashionable, but secretly I was afraid it was awful.",0,spont,train train_spont_28638,"Oh, sure. You're busy talking with other people.","Yes, there's nothing I hate more than an accent that's just all over the place. You don't know which way to turn.",0,spont,train train_spont_28639,"Welcome to Science Food, I'm your host, Marco and right now we're going to make bacon and eggs, but it's going to be like a steam.",It was like a fruit roll up.,0,spont,train train_spont_28640,"Hey, what's taking so long with my drink, man? I'm fucking dry, I'm starting to sober up over here.",Are you just saying pussy while pointing to your vagina?,0,spont,train train_spont_28641,My mom would be really disappointed in me if I go to therapy.,"I don't know, my mom doesn't believe in therapy.",0,spont,train train_spont_28642,"Hey, hey. Can I speak to you over here?","Well, you're an employee. Could you be an ambassador for us?",0,spont,train train_spont_28643,"Guys, I only have 15 minutes left to live.",I don't know if I can handle it.,0,spont,train train_spont_28644,"OK, he didn't a bad job on purpose. I'm sure. Right, Nooky?",But if you can put it on top of me then I can move smoothly through this warehouse.,0,spont,train train_spont_28645,You're Candy Candy's daughter?,It's always the woman's fault if their husband's not happy.,0,spont,train train_spont_28646,"I am, how you say, this juice. It seems like a trap, no?","You get to choose. But I would choose Russian National Anthem. It's, what you call it, a loophole.",0,spont,train train_spont_28647,I believe animals are equal with human.,"What do I look like, 411?",0,spont,train train_spont_28648,And I've got some jerky sticks in my front seat.,"I mean, that sounds good to me. I don't know about this person I just met for the first time.",0,spont,train train_spont_28649,Do you believe you're going to jail? Because you're going to jail.,"I think he was like a knight who turned into a villain, you know what I mean?",0,spont,train train_spont_28650,So I'll be back later. I'll bring my horse over and then we can all just have like a late play sesh.,"I'm doing great and really enjoying it. She's quite tall, Mr. Popple.",0,spont,train train_spont_28651,He pulled out the sword and he can talk.,Something that's fishing and gambling would be good too because people are digging it.,0,spont,train train_spont_28652,"I think this is Glorst, the disgraced German snow runner from the Pyongyang Olympics.","I'm not familiar. I have not seen any movies, television shows, or music. I have seen no music in all of the time I have simply been training to be a snow runner. There has been no other life for me!",0,spont,train train_spont_28653,"You know, a lot of people would say that the last place they want to be is the post office. But for you, it's the first place you want to be.",It's almost like it's related to you or something.,0,spont,train train_spont_28654,Is it cold like it's supposed to be??,"Oh, I just assumed the Lady of the Woods, it was going to be somebody that kills you or eats you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28655,This is going to be the greatest play of all time.,"I do. Then, I say we take it to the stage tonight in our opening performance of Hamlet and, in the big sword duel, we'll use axes; poison-tipped axes.",0,spont,train train_spont_28656,You think you can follow sword swallowing success?,I was going to get up on stage and do the ham bone.,0,spont,train train_spont_28657,"Carol, you threw a glass against the wall and it broke into a million random pieces.","Alright, I'm up for it if you are. It sounds kind of weird, but I'll try anything.",0,spont,train train_spont_28658,You have to smash the patriarchy if you're going to get anywhere.,"Well, that's the comics game. What are you going to do?",0,spont,train train_spont_28659,We never got that guy's name.,"Yes, I smelled it from a great distance. The static electricity charge in the air is unmistakable.",0,spont,train train_spont_28660,"Hey, congrats. You became a lawyer so fast.",I'm sorry... and where do I know you from?,0,spont,train train_spont_28661,It was my fault that I bought a used sextant.,You're pretty loud for a quiet rat. I want you out of my fair right now.,0,spont,train train_spont_28662,"So, I will tell you stories of my life and you will do something funny about those stories?",That's right. We never did. We've met every year on the day since then.,0,spont,train train_spont_28663,Read the book. Why didn't you read the book?,"It is a dance club after all, and that is what the book proscribes.",0,spont,train train_spont_28664,"That was literally a touching story because Jerry, who of course we're having officiate the wedding, touched us all to the point of discomfort.","Excuse me, I'm also going to a funeral. I'm looking for a black shirt that says ""I didn't know you well, you were my teacher and I didn't like you. But I feel sorry for you.""",0,spont,train train_spont_28665,"You grew up so big, Anna, but you still talk like a baby.","Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says ""She is the sheriff?"" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions.",0,spont,train train_spont_28666,"Toaster Strudel, we gotta find that rat.","You know what, I don't think women should make jokes.",0,spont,train train_spont_28667,"I got someone I want you to meet. Doris, could you come out here please? Doris, I have someone I'd like you to meet.","Well, she established that she loved you by getting you cool voodoo presents.",0,spont,train train_spont_28668,"Well, it does sound like that counseling paid off, but I will take that hot pink blanket.",A 20 dollar bill will not suffice for the pizza that will fill the Well Drop Society.,0,spont,train train_spont_28669,You're acting exactly the same as you did on the boat.,"I haven't seen it. I have a real problem. I feel like people are going to be mad at me if I haven't seen it, so I say I've just seen parts of it. It usually coasts me through.",0,spont,train train_spont_28670,"Maybe we should run you through the machine as well. That seems like potential depression, which we can see on an x-ray scan.",No. Do a deep x-ray of my husband's skull and head.,0,spont,train train_spont_28671,Marlene can help you with your black shirt. She'll take you right over to our evening section.,"I just want to say that I'm a sociopath and all I care about is myself and my own fortunes. If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that.",0,spont,train train_spont_28672,"If you step right up, I'll bet you that I can guess your wife's name.","Darling, I wish I could say that wasn't a gigantic mistake.",0,spont,train train_spont_28673,You could literally just stand here for a minute at least and we could run.,"Yeah I'm afraid we are, maybe we can duke it out to decide things?",0,spont,train train_spont_28674,Hi President of the High Council. Did you hear me say that you can go penetrate yourself?,I know. We really should have been more engaged in the process.,0,spont,train train_spont_28675,"Well, Mama Bear, I didn't mention that I'm in a fundamentalist religion, where we can take more than one wife.","Sure, I can do that. It might take some practice.",0,spont,train train_spont_28676,"Wow, I just overheard that whole conversation you had with your parents. I also have a really strained relationship with my parents. ","Fine, I'll shadow Marie while she does this sale. Or attempts it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28677,"You can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to.","Oh, me neither! I was standing in the dressing room at Macys asking my wife if she thinks the claws made my arms look too big.",0,spont,train train_spont_28678,"Girls, I brought you to Van Nuys to sort of show you life outside of Malibu. But I feel like you're showing me a whole other world I had no idea existed. I mean, I went to cooking school and apparently suffer some kind of deep, instant narcolepsy. But my eyes are being open for the first time.",And your prize was you became the king of the Sudan?,0,spont,train train_spont_28679,"It's all about owning whatever you say, no matter how insanely wrong you might be. Doesn't that sound nice?",I think it's safe to say Devin that you ate the winning numbers.,0,spont,train train_spont_28680,"What has come over me, Josiah?",Please don't say blood nut without consent.,0,spont,train train_spont_28681,"It's so boring, it's like the song itself is asleep.",This is why I'd like you to start. I have one kneecap that is an eyesore and I'd like it removed.,0,spont,train train_spont_28682,You used to go into the airplane cockpit?,"OK. I like that. I just said don't fall asleep. If we're already asleep when we're out there, that works.",0,spont,train train_spont_28683,"Diane, you and I met some years ago when you had a different line of work.","Well, it's better than not knowing, and I want to know. I'm going to be brave. You know why? Because I've seen exactly one television show in my life.",0,spont,train train_spont_28684,Let's all move into the back room bathroom.,I just need some attention for once in my life.,0,spont,train train_spont_28685,"So, let me get this straight. I put a piece of paper in here, and then I can go somewhere else and the same piece of paper comes out over there?","Can I say, you seem pretty outgoing for a hermit.",0,spont,train train_spont_28686,"You think I'm offering you a ride when I say ""do you want to go?"" I'm going to kick your ass.","I'm holding you back, Tony. I got your left arm.",0,spont,train train_spont_28687,"Yeah, but Kiera became Cara and Andrea became Andraya. They can do it, those losers, I can, too.","Please, please. I'll be over here if you have anymore questions.",0,spont,train train_spont_28688,Here's how you know the difference between Disney world and Disney Land. Disney World has Epcot Center and Disney Land got funnel cake.,"Yeah, you've always done it historically. I've got news for you buddy, it's not all about you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28689,"Carol, are you telling me you have two different bodies?",I'm sorry. Do we need to re-litigate this?,0,spont,train train_spont_28690,"Is this like another world he comes from, where they sing on New Year's Eve?","Yeah, that was like super scary and extremely sad. He killed a little girl.",0,spont,train train_spont_28691,Do you mind if I give your goat a name?,"Oh, yeah. What do you have in there?",0,spont,train train_spont_28692,"I live just two blocks away, so it's not that far.","Honey we just have a few more errands and we're going to run them, and then we will all move to America.",0,spont,train train_spont_28693,"I gotta level with you. Bob, you're a nice person and I'm a secret shopper. I gotta report you for giving me the free apps.","Mr. Buffett, Jimmy. Please, right this way. Have a seat.",0,spont,train train_spont_28694,What if I wanted to serve a manatee?,"Yeah, because we know exactly who you are.",0,spont,train train_spont_28695,"Y'all went to go see a movie or something, didn't you?","Yeah! I believe you now. I believe you now, Tim.",0,spont,train train_spont_28696,"I'm happy to show you what's behind the curtain. As you can see, it's just not nuts back here. It's all matter of things.","Well, I guess your son will have to do it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28697,Is Willow the Whisp like a ghost?,"Of course, that makes perfect sense. Snakes love hands.",0,spont,train train_spont_28698,Every day you're going to recast the Lord of the Rings show?,"I know. Nobody likes him guys, but he's under contract. He'll be around for awhile.",0,spont,train train_spont_28699,"I don't know what brought me here. Just a feeling, I guess, a gut feeling.","So, she threatened to eat you and then you became friends. ",0,spont,train train_spont_28700,"Since you have no veins on the upper part of your body, when your heart pumps blood, what's the route it takes?","Yes, I'm afraid of the buttons on you're outfit. They're from France.",0,spont,train train_spont_28701,She is doing it again. We're gonna have to call Mr. Madison.,A looking mirror sounds like a thing a pervert has.,0,spont,train train_spont_28702,I do have a talent. I can yodel. Backwards. Did you want me to do it for you?,You're right. This hat is not good.,0,spont,train train_spont_28703,"No, I don't think I'm jealous about it. I mean, like, it's probably, like, perfect casting or whatever.","We're going to make a big, thick suit.",0,spont,train train_spont_28704,"Hey, you guys. I've seen a lot of shows here.","Oh yeah, I remember nothing happening. Like nothing negative, I mean.",0,spont,train train_spont_28705,And that's why you make us whisper into a tablespoon I'm sorry for every dish we serve here.,"Mr. Denny, they were all dull and stuff.",0,spont,train train_spont_28706,I'm ready to go to heaven if you guys are.,Drunk lady behind the pillar is having stroke. That is a literal description of what is going on at the back of this room.,0,spont,train train_spont_28707,"It's important that the two of you are blindfolded when we do the roll off, so there's no visual influence on the dice.","Robert, this is why I said to put the room under my name because we didn't want to go through this.",0,spont,train train_spont_28708,I thought people in Florida always just acted like it wasn't happening.,Most of them are so dumb.,0,spont,train train_spont_28709,"Oh, absolutely. We can defer the boat to go around the storms, but it's going to take longer to get to, uh, Venice.?","I told you, it's a co dependent relationship.",0,spont,train train_spont_28710,Can I just tell you how many times I've had a dinner party and I've made soup incorrectly? I'll never make that mistake again thanks to you.,Too fat. Their sausages are too fat in Germany.,0,spont,train train_spont_28711,Here's the mop. You shouldn't spill water like that. I was in the kitchen getting the mop.,"Well, here at Houston's, we're family.",0,spont,train train_spont_28712,"Well, you keep that detached leg really close to you and give it a little hug.",I know! Those hangers are the worst! We had over two dozen hanger returns just this past week!,0,spont,train train_spont_28713,"Brent's dad, where did Brent and the girls go? We're locked in the Disney vault.",OK. Can we keep the white gloves though? My hands are always cold.,0,spont,train train_spont_28714,"No peppers on that. And you guys have those new mushrooms, yeah?","Sir, I'm sorry, we're just having a little difficulty at the front of the line. Please stand by one of the misters and it will at least get you a little damp.",0,spont,train train_spont_28715,"Supposed is a word that we really look down on. Like a present you expect on a holiday that doesn't exist, but is marked on the calendar and you get half pay when going to work on that day.",That sword had some kind of aluminum in it that healed the wounds. I'm OK.,0,spont,train train_spont_28716,He just listed all the margaritias by memory. He's really great.,"I know, Tim. What am I gonna do? I feel like I'm on the verge of freaking out every time these people come in here.",0,spont,train train_spont_28717,"Mr. churro man, do you know the lady?",Sounds good to me. Now I don't have to run away anymore.,0,spont,train train_spont_28718,What a well spoken little child.,"I see they have a bucket. It's a sundry bucket. There's crabs, and potatoes, and a crab or two. It's like a clam bake but in a restaurant.",0,spont,train train_spont_28719,I'm engaged in such horror right now. Your boner already broke through your suit.,"Well, if we had any water we could inject him with some of this freeze dried medicine.",0,spont,train train_spont_28720,"You know, I feel like our priorities are out of whack. We're at the bottom of the ocean. I let you not refer to me as Captain, which is completely non-protocol. And we're updating Facebook profiles when we should be getting to the top of the ocean.","I mean, I don't want anyone to know about my weird eyelashes. OK, so I'm in.",0,spont,train train_spont_28721,"Mortals, it is I , the angel Jake.","I think that's a monsoon, you guys.",0,spont,train train_spont_28722,"Mr. Carl Simmons, let me ask you a question. What do you regard as an optimal temperature for a cold storage facility for a bunch of dead chicken??","I was going to ask the chicken what it thought of me because my momma never told me what she thought of me. She always said ""If you get a chicken to like you, that means you're something.""",0,spont,train train_spont_28723,"Hey, Linus, you haven't got up to sing yet. Don't tell my you didn't put your name in there?",If god would have wanted us to look at more than one tree at a time he would have given us bigger eyes.,0,spont,train train_spont_28724,"You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave.","Hey, you gotta get it back and reattach it. That prosthetic has been in the mouth of too many pups.",0,spont,train train_spont_28725,Is it made from real rat fur?,"Well, you are 17 and a half and you shouldn't be wearing kids pajamas anymore, they look absolutely ridiculous.",0,spont,train train_spont_28726,"Raven, I want to be a parrot.","We wish you luck in your quest, but we just want to go back into the darkness and watch TV.",0,spont,train train_spont_28727,"Last but not least, a retinal scan. Only a true hazel eye can open the safe.",Let's ask her some riddles!,0,spont,train train_spont_28728,What about Captain Planet? Are you guys friends?,OK. Please explain shock deafness to the court.,0,spont,train train_spont_28729,"A dad is supposed to teach you how to drive a stick. That's what dad is for. I mean, it's like 75% of what a dad is for.","Okay, take it easy. Chaz, how are you doing in the middle?",0,spont,train train_spont_28730,Time to eat more fuckin' meat.,But not on the bloody news on the telly.,0,spont,train train_spont_28731,"Pussies eat fish. Only pussies. I'm a man's man, I like my steak.","No, I'm just very intuitive. Tina taught me so much in her acting classes.",0,spont,train train_spont_28732,"Looks like you need a friend, Kurt.","Yeah, I'm here to interview. I didn't bring my kids. I don't want them to get sick.",0,spont,train train_spont_28733,"All right, I'll give you the supplies. But my dad, he almost always gets money upfront.","Of course it is, like Little Egg. The citizens walk around with peanut shells and it's Easter all year long.",0,spont,train train_spont_28734,Mary's on the mend now.,"He did. He tried out for the NBA and of course you have to be a certain age to get into the NBA, so that didn't happen. But, he did start his own basketball league.",0,spont,train train_spont_28735,You don't want Doris at home. She's a terrible burden.,It's a way for people to stay connected to the past.,0,spont,train train_spont_28736,We're having a problem at the firehouse. None of us can remember how we got to the upper levels of the firehouse. We can only remember when we go down. This is probably something that happens in the workplace.,"But, I am one. You tell me every day.",0,spont,train train_spont_28737,You want to be an au pair? How is that different from a nanny?,"They're dilated, but it's from cocaine and maple syrup, not fear.",0,spont,train train_spont_28738,"Briff, are you telling me, you're exercising your leading man prerogative?","But, they have a problem with that but not me killing myself for a dude? They think it's cool that a preteen is just throwing her life away for some D? No. Nay, I say. At least pregnant, she's real. At least she's a feminist.",0,spont,train train_spont_28739,"Fraufrick. Listen, I tell you what. If you gave us that book, the novelization of Exile on Main Street signed by former representative Barney Frank I think we could probably call it even.","So that's what I'm saying, it's another day we're just gonna let him, just stay here for free.",0,spont,train train_spont_28740,What's the hold up? This session was supposed to start an hour ago.,"All right, I'll try it the other way around, but I don't like my chances, y'all.",0,spont,train train_spont_28741,That's a really cool bike.,"I'm a foe a little bit longer, but then I'll be a friend.",0,spont,train train_spont_28742,His collection is only Nickelback. He followed them around on tour.,"Me either, Martin. I'm hungry and I don't want to buy food. So I came to this corn maze because that seemed like the quickest way to get free food.",0,spont,train train_spont_28743,I can help you be your best self. I can tell from the fur on your flannel that you live with some furry creatures.,I did. I had braces and I had head gear. I had to wear the head gear to school and I was brutally bullied.,0,spont,train train_spont_28744,Koreans think cereal is hilarious. That's a stereotype of that region.,Thank you. I hate to love him and I love to hate him.,0,spont,train train_spont_28745,I'm here at the dentist's office because I eat too much Turkish Delight ice cream.,"It's true. You know, we work in these little air conditioned rooms all day just looking into people's mouths, being disgusted by what we find in there, and scolding them.",0,spont,train train_spont_28746,Would you like me to go out and come back in?,"Yeah, we were just by the water. She came out of the water.",0,spont,train train_spont_28747,There's a young fellow around the park right now walking around getting on every water ride out there. The guy with the super absorbent shirt.,I smell funnel cake. I'm at Disney Land.,0,spont,train train_spont_28748,Today we have a very special show for you.,"You don't have a bad side, I'll tell you that.",0,spont,train train_spont_28749,It looks like you've got a dead donkey in my chair next to you. That's what we call them when they die. We call them donkeys. I know it's a man.,"Yeah, I don't know what he's doing in the poor bathroom. He's sitting with the rich people.",0,spont,train train_spont_28750,"It is with great sadness that I take this mound of dirt and bury my dog underneath it. Oh, my God. He's moving.",We can't meet them on their level. We have to drag them onto ours.,0,spont,train train_spont_28751,There's nothing on the 14th floor except for a door that leads to stairs. You can only go down to the 13th floor.,"Yeah, It's easy to say that now.",0,spont,train train_spont_28752,"Dad, your balls, your balls are showing.",As soon as we get out of jail.,0,spont,train train_spont_28753,Perhaps your argument would be better if you softened it with one of your famous references.,"Lot of jokes in that movie, even though it's a very sad story.",0,spont,train train_spont_28754,Steve Accountant does wonders with crown work.,Christmas has come early this December.,0,spont,train train_spont_28755,"I had three dogs. One at the other two. He tried to get me, but he got my husband, may he rest. I'm single, is what I'm getting at.","Oh i see, yeah, you can hang it right on the rat fur coat hook on the wall there, it's just for rat furred coats.",0,spont,train train_spont_28756,"Well, you know who you have to please is Mary Sue.",What's that? You need to go to the bathroom? I don't have time to talk to you. I gotta go around and tell everyone that we have ten minutes until the Grand Ole Opry starts.,0,spont,train train_spont_28757,"Oh, I thought you were a mobster. You've got a real strong Italian look to you.","Oh, my god. Edward Scissorbubbles. That's so old.",0,spont,train train_spont_28758,"Here's a seat that just opened up, honey.","Yeah, we're just the only ones talking to you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28759,"Rita, that's so forward. I'll have sex with you if you want. Were you looking at me, or?","Oh, Caroline. So sorry. I should have said that as soon as we got in here.",0,spont,train train_spont_28760,"I'm thinking of the other thing you said about how you have to love what you do. Otherwise, what's the point of going on?",There's just something about this place. No one seems to be able to get out.,0,spont,train train_spont_28761,"We got married right away. It was a busy day at Tommy Bahama. You wore your best cream shirt, and you wore your best tan.","Oh yeah, it was cathartic. It was a three day event.",0,spont,train train_spont_28762,I know the man's wife goes to the mall.,She's touching your shoulder and you can't do anything about it.,0,spont,train train_spont_28763,I suppose you're making Larissa feel uncomfortable by staring at her.,"Well, spare the rod and spoil the child, Rudy.",0,spont,train train_spont_28764,This place is so big. It's like I just get lost in it from the sheer volume.,You're in it now. You were the one who lit the fuse.,0,spont,train train_spont_28765,I think we should barge in there and talk to Scarcrest and we find out what's going on.,"He did not have a huge prominent scar on his face that he covered up with makeup to the point, where it looks like a negative scar.",0,spont,train train_spont_28766,"Look, send me the kids, I'll watch the kids. You two go to Detroit.","I did, but now I want a career in acting. I want to take over theater and play every part at every age, and every generation. And you can't stop me. You've already taught me your tricks.",0,spont,train train_spont_28767,"What is it, ma'am? You're gesturing so excitedly that you clothes are falling off.",Do we pay extra to have the GPS in the car without ripping it out?,0,spont,train train_spont_28768,He's telling stories over there. That's not even part of the miniature golf experience.,"Larry, we should get back to that mountain. Have we really just been avoiding it?",0,spont,train train_spont_28769,"This lion over here intrigues and concerns me. June, why don't you go up to him and give him one of your patented June Mane Rubs? That'll get him talking. ","Yes, we have all these wonderful, inspirational sayings to just remind us that we need to connect with others, you know?",0,spont,train train_spont_28770,You didn't notice that we are flying children?,"Yeah, we're expecting him at any moment and we could really use your help.",0,spont,train train_spont_28771,"Oh, these are holograms of the bad guys.","Oh, my God! You should have said great news! Now, we can get married.",0,spont,train train_spont_28772,"Hey, man! What're you doing out so late?","Yeah, I know, but I didn't think it would follow me around my whole life.",0,spont,train train_spont_28773,OK. Table for one.,We are a very casual town. Waltzing just seemed like the right thing to do for a bunch of down home overall wearing wine tasters.,0,spont,train train_spont_28774,How'd you get your handles so high and wide?,"No, you are not, sir. This is my jamon iberico shop. I am Antonio now.",0,spont,train train_spont_28775,I don't remember anything before Frozen came out.,They sound wonderful. I've never left Alabama.,0,spont,train train_spont_28776,I can't remember the last time I had wine.,I'm sure with the low solar energy the rovers don't run quite as quick.,0,spont,train train_spont_28777,"All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory.","Yeah, but I'm feeling lazy today.",0,spont,train train_spont_28778,There are two people out falling love and they seem to be terrorizing the people working the floor. But I let them fall in love because I believe. I'm a romantic.,"Oh, that is very hard. You're tapping me very hard.",0,spont,train train_spont_28779,That spray is the only thing Rufus loves in this world anymore.,"Well listen, I mean, you got both your legs and they both keep a natural shine to them. Your legs look great. For me, it's worth having the shine beef jerky gives me even if I lose the leg for a couple weeks at a time.",0,spont,train train_spont_28780,The audience must think that our dads talking in the audience is part of the dialogue of the play.,"His name is Bob. And if there's one thing that maybe you need to learn before you graduate, David, is to learn people's names.",0,spont,train train_spont_28781,"Sven, you are living in your work. I thought your work would be your work and your love would be your love.",Can you turn us back before this monologue?,0,spont,train train_spont_28782,You said you like Invisible Dave more than you like your grandson even though you've never seen him.,"Well, she better. We've been polishing all the keys and everything and getting her up to speed. ",0,spont,train train_spont_28783,"I can read super fast, it doesn't mean that I can talk super fast.","Yes, I talk to it. I also talk to inky the pen.",0,spont,train train_spont_28784,This school used to be something. Now it's covered in graffiti.,That wouldn't really make sense. Giraffes don't have windows and we need to experience what they experience.,0,spont,train train_spont_28785,Let me get over to the register here to get your change.,"Well, we're flying on Spirit, and I've only got the one bag. I can't take that much on a flight.",0,spont,train train_spont_28786,"We'd take coins, but they get hot.",It's hard to be an alcoholic here.,0,spont,train train_spont_28787,I almost want to google image a thimble. What's the Wifi here?,"You can't put spaces in your Twitter handle, I've tried. I mean you could underscore.",0,spont,train train_spont_28788,"We live in a place that's so interesting and strange that a raccoon stole my bicycle. I think that's proof positive, right now, that we live in a very special place that might have a diamond mine.",Took you long enough. The game's about to start. I have to have my cig before the game starts.,0,spont,train train_spont_28789,"Have you been praying hard enough, churro man?","Yeah, thank you. We needed you to camp out all night to be here.",0,spont,train train_spont_28790,I'm not dead. You have to stop telling people that I'm dead. You can't do that.,Everything is good. I'm a poet now.,0,spont,train train_spont_28791,I still can't get a straight answer out of you about whether you're the manager or not. I'm going to put this in my book.,"Kylie, we're all very happy for you.",0,spont,train train_spont_28792,"Okay, Briff. I guess I'm a little nervous.",What? What're you saying? When did you realize you were pregnant from playing Juliet?,0,spont,train train_spont_28793,"You know what else is fun? Dave and Busters, where we had our first date.",It looks pretty because it's purple and it's unusual. You don't see that often.,0,spont,train train_spont_28794,The sweats were all that were available at the womens shelter.,Is that why there are these skeletons and chains all over?,0,spont,train train_spont_28795,"Clem, I apologize that you have to put up with Doris even though you replaced her 20 years ago.","The business is still hot, sir.",0,spont,train train_spont_28796,"Sir, sir, we found another one of those oat thieves. Strung 'em right up in the town square.","Well, I can save you some time. Her deal is, she's married to me.",0,spont,train train_spont_28797,Our lives aren't so good here anymore.,"Yeah, well we can't all be in construction, building churches.",0,spont,train train_spont_28798,"Stop making fun of me, my name is exotic.",I can't argue with that. She's known for her tipping all around the world.,0,spont,train train_spont_28799,"Oh, Captain, I'm so glad that you're home here in Downy. My wife is gone. Grandfather is gone.","Well, in the old days, the cemetery was a place where people would hang out and have picnics.",0,spont,train train_spont_28800,I guess we better get out on stage.,"Basically. Yeah, that's how it's played.",0,spont,train train_spont_28801,"Listen, Sandy. I don't want to get in the way of you doing your job. But my whole life depends on me training to full-fledged waiter.","Oh no, but I took pity on you because you're so lonely and sad.",0,spont,train train_spont_28802,"Oh, pardon me, am I interrupting sport club?","Hey, great. I can't wait to make twenty large again.",0,spont,train train_spont_28803,"If it was up to me, you'd be dead.",Some of your ideas are pretty good. We did do Toilet Island.,0,spont,train train_spont_28804,"Yes, I understand that the staff here, we're all wearing t-shirts that say rosé-all-day. But hey, it's 11am and this would be your 7th.","Yes, then it won't look like murder!",0,spont,train train_spont_28805,Hey Boingo! Who are you wearing?,"Well, because it's like a zombie attack. You don't everyone to know, and you think you're stronger than it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28806,I could have sworn I heard a human sneeze.,That's right. We sold our palace for these Teslas.,0,spont,train train_spont_28807,"Buddy Roger, you're up to tell me about your dream. I'm going to give you a little tip. I hope it's about me.",Richard Gere is the great one. He's great with a capital G.,0,spont,train train_spont_28808,"Yes, but I lied and said I had spilled them on the floor!","Thank you so much, sir. It's a pleasure to be here, and let me just say there's no one I have a crush on. No one, and if I did, I would tell you. So, everybody just be cool.",0,spont,train train_spont_28809,Can we all go directly to the source to get it?,I thought that was a dog.,0,spont,train train_spont_28810,I should probably get back home. You're saying this sex person cleared us out of all our rocking horse stock?,"Well, we don't know which crime they are going to ask us about. For the hospital fire, we can't really say you were here the whole time because you were in the hospital. Also, we don't have a pool.",0,spont,train train_spont_28811,You can have as much steamed potatoes as you'd like.,"Okay, I'll just set these waters and cranberry juices on the table while you finish talking in there.",0,spont,train train_spont_28812,I'm William Shakespeare. I traveled from the past. Let's not talk about it now. Let's check out those whales.,It's an iPhone 7 Plus. I used the depth feature.,0,spont,train train_spont_28813,"Yes, somebody right now is saying it.","Oh, sorry, I'm not a CPA.",0,spont,train train_spont_28814,I want my wife to have the extra towel. Does it cost extra?,"Towels? Oh, for the water. Because we'll get wet.",0,spont,train train_spont_28815,"Wait a minute, I think something's up with the sleeping quarters.","You would think that, cocaine lady.",0,spont,train train_spont_28816,We keep having these meetings during business hours.,Maybe we shouldn't have had this meeting during business hours.,0,spont,train train_spont_28817,"So, I was thinking we could pick some of my favorites. You know, more nature based groups.",You said you liked it. You said you liked negative affirmations.,0,spont,train train_spont_28818,"Hey, Steven Tyler - great Aerosmith show out there.","Getty gets used. Getty gets brought out like a corpse. Like some Weekend at Bernie's guy that's pushed around at the beach. I guess if you call that ready, Getty is always ready.",0,spont,train train_spont_28819,"Who is this wonderful, gentle lady?",His name is Amos. And I call him Famous Amos and he calls me Sweet William. My sweet cookie brother.,0,spont,train train_spont_28820,You've been able to sniff out the perps all day.,"OK, Memaw. What kind of animals do I have to have?",0,spont,train train_spont_28821,Should we all hold hands while the world is destroyed?,My revenge will be swift and terrible. You'll never see it coming.,0,spont,train train_spont_28822,"That was a pretty good one. I guess we still have some things in common, like our sense of humor.","Whoa, you look like you're gonna beat her up.",0,spont,train train_spont_28823,"Dick, as your supervisor and store manager, I've got to say, there's a lot of customers with some very serious complaints.",She's turning her opponent into ground link sausage! Why was she allowed to bring the sausage grinder on stage?,0,spont,train train_spont_28824,"Jebodiah, Rhonda, what are you telling me? You're in love with each other? ","He made some cubes, yes. There was that movie Cubed - did you ever see it?",0,spont,train train_spont_28825,"The fairy tale is only supposed to help us sleep, so as long as it's nice and simple, off-brand fairy tales are fine.","Wait, wait. We gotta wait. We don't know if that's breakfast or not. And I don't want to pay for it if it's covered. Like lunch, I know, I gotta pay for. But breakfast, if it's part of the whole Trivago thing we did, I don't want to have to pay for it if it's free.",0,spont,train train_spont_28826,This is a little something I picked up in my Wednesday night class. It's called Hip Hop Cha Cha and La Macarena. It's for sexy singles over fifty.,"Oh, God. No son of mine is gonna work at a Quiznos. You've got to get out of this house.",0,spont,train train_spont_28827,"The elevator is stuck. Oh my god, what do we do?","But the rates are very low. I mean, we got a real bargain on this hotel room.",0,spont,train train_spont_28828,We want every meat sliced thick.,I kissed you back and it was great. I wanted to see you again.,0,spont,train train_spont_28829,"Look, Mom and Dad, we have a secret too. Twin secrets to be exact.","Yes, it is. We enjoy each other's company. We still have not had sex.",0,spont,train train_spont_28830,I don't want to fight. You guys better hold me back. Please hold me back.,I used to act. Now I'm just a waitress.,0,spont,train train_spont_28831,Where did you get that dry erase board? I've been looking for one of those for weeks.,I know! That woman is twisting that guy's head around like a doll!,0,spont,train train_spont_28832,But how did you know the hamsters were attacking if you were being attacked by wolves?,"Oh, well, I kinda hope it's true. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry.",0,spont,train train_spont_28833,I'm afraid you're going to have to check in the thousand pounds of fudge.,"Well, you can get your things together like I told you. We needed to leave the house at 5:22PM.",0,spont,train train_spont_28834,I don't remember what you said. You've got me all turned around.,"Well, that's your business. I can see already that they're identical.",0,spont,train train_spont_28835,I don't want to fight. You guys better hold me back. Please hold me back.,You hit that D hard on the cod. I sense some acting training.,0,spont,train train_spont_28836,A sandwich is a square.,"That's right. I tell the assistant living facility that I have plans and they know I'm gone for the day. I mean, things have been arranged.",0,spont,train train_spont_28837,"Dr. Mark, you're an obstetrician in the area.","That's pretty shitty. I would love to invite this enchanting woman to move in with me in my mansion dumpster. It's got seven lids, 14 compartments, 80 handles.",0,spont,train train_spont_28838,"Tom, I want you to be the first boy in The Boy's Store. There's gonna be girls coming from all over the country looking for boys not in uniform.","Well, sir, I mean, I can get all that started now.",0,spont,train train_spont_28839,That's a big word for a young child. Where did you learn that word?,Be nice and don't call him stupid. He's your cousin. He's very good at table tennis. ,0,spont,train train_spont_28840,She's already married.,It smells almost like potpourri on fire. There's a hint of a fall breeze in there.,0,spont,train train_spont_28841,I do need some gas. But I'm assuming you don't have gas here.,"Dad, how could you do this? This is my one friend and you have to kidnap her dad?",0,spont,train train_spont_28842,I was here for a Boys II Men concert. They were having a reunion.,Well I love them all!,0,spont,train train_spont_28843,They're playing London jazz at this club.,Trumpet Davis! Of course we've heard of him. He's been playing down in the club at the bottom of the hill. He's been doing a sort of residence there.,0,spont,train train_spont_28844,"Daniel, I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you for all animals. They don't care if I've forgotten if we dated in Paris or France or Italy or Rome.",The dog is police? Dogs can have jobs too?,0,spont,train train_spont_28845,"I've been on the run ever since he died. I should probably ditch this car, I mean there's only like fifteen thousand of them in existence.",I'm going to murder Chuck because for at least 15 days he's been ruining all of my therapy sessions.,0,spont,train train_spont_28846,"Well, graduation's about to start. Whoa, it's Jack Thunderstorms!",How dare you. That's our child.,0,spont,train train_spont_28847,I have the idea to build a basement on the dollhouse.,"Dr. Hawaii, I'm so sorry, but there's a pig emergency.",0,spont,train train_spont_28848,It's really tense here most of the time. I'm glad you're here.,"Counting us, now, there's sixty people.",0,spont,train train_spont_28849,Let's get in the car and I'll take you back to where you need to be. Screw these groceries. Who needs groceries?,This is my chance to get out of here. Maybe she'll finally use me.,0,spont,train train_spont_28850,"So, you don't just switch houses, you switch lives.","Get out of the way, then. Don't stand there marveling.",0,spont,train train_spont_28851,I made a hard shift into more Amish like living.,"Are you talking about the movie poltergeist? I haven't seen that, so don't spoil it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28852,I don't suppose either of you is filled with Rage?,"She's alright, I gotta tell ya. She's got a great back hand.",0,spont,train train_spont_28853,Pinkerton here has just printed out on this 3 x 5 card this script he's been working on,"Fellow incoming students. When I'm asked for advice about starting in this intergalactic school of performing arts, I usually give three nuggets of information.",0,spont,train train_spont_28854,Do you feel like going into a k-hole?,"Yeah, you can say something like ""you may notice I'm not looking you in the eyes. It's because you look horrid"".",0,spont,train train_spont_28855,"You know, Arlene, I always had kind of a crush on you in high school.","Wow, why am I leaving this bosom of a country. It's so warm. Why am I going to harsh, cruel, racist America?",0,spont,train train_spont_28856,They call him the Chicken-preneurs. Mr. Simmons has been running this chicken farm and cold storage facility since he was a baby. Mr Simmons? A lot of our viewers I'm sure would like to know: what is the optimal temperature for a chicken in a cold storage facility??,"We're not keeping the place very cold, though.",0,spont,train train_spont_28857,"Sir, you don't look wealthy.",First I'm trying to get the pop out of this mushroom and I'm also trying to talk to Timothy.,0,spont,train train_spont_28858,"Oh my gosh, Santa? And you're black?","I'm so happy that you carry spoons on you. They're warm as well, just like the whisky.",0,spont,train train_spont_28859,"Clearly, you're a raging alcoholic. Would you care for a cigarette?",Probably the blacks.,0,spont,train train_spont_28860,He checks off everything on your list. You said no personality and he's given us no personality.,I can't read. I didn't know what that was.,0,spont,train train_spont_28861,I'd be heartbroken if Marie found out about this.,"Look, I come down the stairs like a big old dog. This is my goddamn business, I'll come down any way I please.",0,spont,train train_spont_28862,Your dad sounds like a real good guy.,"Yeah, that sounds good to me. I really thought setting you free would be the best for you, but it turns out it's not.",0,spont,train train_spont_28863,Is Gayle leaving the room for a second?,"That's actually going to be real helpful, cause if we get hungry and need to snack on something, we are going right for that hat.",0,spont,train train_spont_28864,I had to divorce your mother because I caught her blowing on all of you. She'd sneak in your bedrooms at night.,"They thought by making you smaller, you would throw up less?",0,spont,train train_spont_28865,Your father may or may not be Dr. Neidermeryer.,"Absolutely, these children are very smart. You need to be able to fool them.",0,spont,train train_spont_28866,I should bring that up at the next church meeting. Free piercing would be a great way to get people in the door,Enjoy some of the strychnine we put out. There's a whole jar of it.,0,spont,train train_spont_28867,"Yeah, well, you know. It wasn't easy for me. I had a lot of anxiety I had to work out. A lot of fears I had to get over. But, just one day at a time.","That's good, we're down to four. We've been spending them.",0,spont,train train_spont_28868,Yes. I want to have sex with you.,I just wanted to say sorry again. I really thought I had those coordinates all figured out.,0,spont,train train_spont_28869,"If you've done your research, then you know that no place has been open in Shadow Grove for 45 years.","Of course, it's during business hours.",0,spont,train train_spont_28870,"Mr. Millionaire, is there room in your carnival for a tapeworm who juggles?",I came dancing out of the womb.,0,spont,train train_spont_28871,"Bert, did you see anything?","There haven't been any city officials of any kind, have there?",0,spont,train train_spont_28872,I power walked here from aisle four. Where have you moved the pantyhose.,I can't believe it's real.,0,spont,train train_spont_28873,I like to think that every place you hold tension in your body is actually a butt hole.,I should have known when you smelled like pencil erasers.,0,spont,train train_spont_28874,Excuse me. Is this the right line to see the play? I am a theater critic reviewing this for the human times.,"He's so unreliable, though. I don't know why you said yes when he offered.",0,spont,train train_spont_28875,Its like exhaust but also something else?,"Yeah, it kind of is actually saying where you're currently at and being honest about the work that you need to do.",0,spont,train train_spont_28876,I say we untie ourselves from these train tracks and go see that lady to find out from her who absorbed into who in the womb and who's half of what's left!,"Yeah, well, I'm a fake doctor, so I thought it was appropriate.",0,spont,train train_spont_28877,I got a job at a place that was all marble. It might be an apple store. It might be a gallery. I don't know!,That's why a costume like mine is perfect because it's not intruding on anyone and it's also instantly recognizable.,0,spont,train train_spont_28878,Did you hear that?,That's right. We're currently being sued by Brubble and Brown. For copyright infringement on their theme song. But we did it first. It's just we were underground.,0,spont,train train_spont_28879,"I've always wanted to be in show business. So, this could be a real stepping stone for me to take a risk and brave actress.",They go so nuts from exploring their bodies and it turns to murder.,0,spont,train train_spont_28880,"He was brave, and that's the point. That's what I'm going to be.","Oh, man. I've had princes and duchesses, and I had a burger king, once.",0,spont,train train_spont_28881,Wait a minute. What if I'm down for that kind of funky shit?,Nice try. You can't sue the Brown's. The Brown's own all this town.,0,spont,train train_spont_28882,Do you think we need to tell Felicity the truth?,I've been doing my part. I've been collecting food from people's tables and putting it in my purse and taking it home.,0,spont,train train_spont_28883,I can't help that my hair is healthy because I refuse to perm it.,It's like a free piercing. Free piercing with Christ.,0,spont,train train_spont_28884,"Yes, between Russia and the US. All the battles took place in cold climates.","I think you're paraphrasing, very liberally.",0,spont,train train_spont_28885,You're just going to let Richard die without talking to him?,Yeah we were trying to figure out the best way to see most of Houston and we see a restaurant named Houstons and we thought we'd kill two birds with one stone.,0,spont,train train_spont_28886,"Bet, where's Kay? Is she on break?","Well, that's the trouble with having a jewelry store, I think? It's been an issue with us for some time.",0,spont,train train_spont_28887,"Sorry, I just don't understand why whether my mother loved me enough is pertinent to the shirt I'm here to get.","Hey, if last year is any indication, then yes, dude.",0,spont,train train_spont_28888,"Cadet, you are sweating.",Me and Carol were having a disagreement and she pushed me right into the doors as they were closing.,0,spont,train train_spont_28889,"Wine tasting should be the least pretentious, most comfortable, casual place in the world. I'm putting on airs. I""m embarrassed, sir.",I did. I thought I needed to be the one family member who lived up to our glorious name.,0,spont,train train_spont_28890,Your spray tan is perfect. I want everyone to know that you're my child.,"Yeah, I'm so excited to walk this stage.",0,spont,train train_spont_28891,We're going to bring you to dinner when we cook you.,Now why would they leave? Doesn't that imply a certain amount of guilt?,0,spont,train train_spont_28892,"Dearly beloved, Garrison Kheeler is here.",We had very significant findings.,0,spont,train train_spont_28893,I don't think I'm long for this world.,The other camp is evil and must be destroyed.,0,spont,train train_spont_28894,This fits nicely. I'll take three shirts.,Now you're talking my language. Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the jazz of television programs.,0,spont,train train_spont_28895,"Hello, finger mustache person, can we each get a t-shirt, please?",What? Did you steal them from a farm or from a small child?,0,spont,train train_spont_28896,I think she's peeing.,"You're dead, Christ. We're sick of your nonsense.",0,spont,train train_spont_28897,"Hitler, find your own God Damn toilet, OK?",I'm talking to a couple kids that are in the storm drain. I still have like 9 more awesome things to say.,0,spont,train train_spont_28898,I'm always being sued for copyright infringements.,I do have a bit of a lower back pain.,0,spont,train train_spont_28899,"Look who it is, it's Salvatore from the TV!",I want a new charge. Okay? That's what I call you: my charge.,0,spont,train train_spont_28900,It's not that big of a plane. How can you be so out of breath?,"Well, we're just going to keep that story from the publicist.",0,spont,train train_spont_28901,"Some say that the ghosts of the performer's past still walk the rafters. So, keep an eye out and an ear out.",I heard they were coming back.,0,spont,train train_spont_28902,She's vomiting up those quarters like a slot machine.,"Mr. Harbor, I'll have you know that I'm a married woman. He's just out of t own a lot.",0,spont,train train_spont_28903,"Jeez, your cancer, it's sticking out.","OK, he didn't do it on purpose. I'm sure. Right, Nooky?",0,spont,train train_spont_28904,The return policy here is amazing.,"Well, that's a lesson to be learned for all of us.",0,spont,train train_spont_28905,"Wayne Lee, please, before I die, is the system guilty or innocent?","It's a real challenge to spank someone with an oven mitt, I'll tell you that much.",0,spont,train train_spont_28906,"Vinnie Jones has a name like a poor guy, but he made a bunch of money beating people up or something.",Proctor and Gamble? Of course Proctor and Gamble makes Pringles. Once you pop you can't stop.,0,spont,train train_spont_28907,We got there too late. He'd finished his unfinished business by the time we got there. He'd passed through the cloud.,Bye Wilt Chamberlain's ghost.,0,spont,train train_spont_28908,"What was up with that guy? We tried to have a nice, simple conversation with him about UFC and he just flips out and walks away.","Okay, and I just want to let you know that I plan on tearing you up.",0,spont,train train_spont_28909,I'm going to open the vault door. Here it is. Welcome to the Disney vault.,I actually thought he was talking about Goofy.,0,spont,train train_spont_28910,You're going to have four barbershop chairs sitting around a table.,"Well, what about this picture of you from 1928?",0,spont,train train_spont_28911,Join me in the kitchen and we shall engage the fight protocol.,I think I'm up for that once I'm well. But I just had a heart attack.,0,spont,train train_spont_28912,What do you ever do JoHan? What do you ever do?,"Yes, I am. Is that a problem?",0,spont,train train_spont_28913,I hear the crowd. They're very quiet though.,"Hey, Rudy. I just got three scoops of cookies and cream.",0,spont,train train_spont_28914,You threw your briefcase and your Tom Ford suit into our town fire.,My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long.,0,spont,train train_spont_28915,"Carol, I think you know I can read.",We'll write you from Russia.,0,spont,train train_spont_28916,He didn't care about that rectangle garden. That's why I switched to here.,"It's against the rules, but I guess we can allow it. I shall give her the name. You look tired.",0,spont,train train_spont_28917,I'm sorry that Shandy acts like that. She saw a lot of my nudes and that's the only thing that calms her. ,"But, you're God, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_28918,Don't climb too fast.,"Yeah, I sent away for it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28919,You know what's funny. We invented religion. An imperfect people created an imperfect world.,"Oh, yes. We've been in session for two weeks.",0,spont,train train_spont_28920,I'll open up these peach cans with my gun.,"Call me one of them newfangles. 'Cause I ain't ever needed nobody, I ain't ever had nobody. My mama left me right after she gave birth to me.",0,spont,train train_spont_28921,What is it you have to do to graduate? I'll write up a couple book reports for you two.,That's how we graduated from 5th grade.,0,spont,train train_spont_28922,"I got lots of scars because, you know, knife fights and other things. And I got a jangly eye so it can look anywhere you need it to look. So I think that's exciting to draw.","I'll do it. I'm here all day, so whatever you want to do. You just poing me where to go.",0,spont,train train_spont_28923,"Ok, I'm checking the temperature here.?","Yeah, 90 minutes would have been fine.",0,spont,train train_spont_28924,"I wanted to get you a gift. Basically, just to apologize for telling jokes in my court. And to assure you that I am putting my whole solemn oath, one hundred percent of my focus, all of my seriousness into this career. There will be no more jokes. There will be no more laughter. There will be no more fun or enjoyment or hootin' and hollerin' in my courtroom from this day forward. What I brought for you today is a party blanket.","Oh, that's my favorite thing. I'm like Scrooge McDuck, I love it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28925,You guys can't tell anyone you know where fairies come from.,"It's from that new show I've been watching, The Friends.",0,spont,train train_spont_28926,"Look, you can have whatever you want. I'm going to move my development somewhere else, if that's alright with you Salvatore.","I know, I asked for pizza today, but the pudding guy just keeps showing up.",0,spont,train train_spont_28927,"Sounds good, but you gotta do the books 'cause if it's up to me, it's ending up in a mall fountain.",I'm Jeremy. I only shake when I'm making a deal.,0,spont,train train_spont_28928,This fight is gruesome! That woman is twisting that guy's neck like a doll!,"Sure, honey. Why don't you also pick yourself out one of them menthol cigarettes. You've had a rough day.",0,spont,train train_spont_28929,You are so positive and I'm so negative. We're a real yin and yang.,It's my 40th birthday. Do you do anything where you put a candle in wine?,0,spont,train train_spont_28930,Your machine seems to be making reference to you as though you're a father.,Our backs were facing one another.,0,spont,train train_spont_28931,"Now listen, do you love Rhonda in you heart? Do you truly love her.","There is something about the shape of a square that causes people to call in love, basically. If only my strict policy guidelines didn't forbid inter-garden romance.",0,spont,train train_spont_28932,You guys have an entire room just for outdoor shoes. I'm not used to that at all.,"To be frank, sir, even the poor people have better houses than I do.",0,spont,train train_spont_28933,I love polar bears in armor.,"Wait, you didn't hear my offer yet. My offer is 100 million dollars for 0% of your company. I just want to invest in you and know that you did a good job. I just want to watch you thrive and I just want to be an outsider.",0,spont,train train_spont_28934,"Georgina, do you have any family that might come in and want some bread at night?",It was crazy. She got spit out of the water and she hit her head on the boat.,0,spont,train train_spont_28935,"Don't call us friends. We met in line. Then, you threw me under the bus.",He doesn't have a ticket again. This happens every Sunday.,0,spont,train train_spont_28936,I'd like to call them little Twitters if that's OK with you.,It's growing too fastly if you ask me.,0,spont,train train_spont_28937,"We've come back from some rocky dealings, but Mitierry is stronger than ever before!","It's pretty much all people want is napkins, so we charge them a nickel a napkin.",0,spont,train train_spont_28938,We can make any type of poster you want. It can be kind of expensive.,"Denise, please don't cry. You need to keep the moisture inside your body. I can't afford to get you a water.",0,spont,train train_spont_28939,"I'm sorry, please excuse me. My phone's going off.",Absolutely not. Those things are old. I hate old things.,0,spont,train train_spont_28940,"Sir, did you have fun on the maze?","They're not allowed to, but that means absolutely nothing here at Knox Berry Farm.",0,spont,train train_spont_28941,This is rubber band. Holds together bills.,I feel like this is very good for us. Maybe we won't have to go out of business after all.,0,spont,train train_spont_28942,"Is this the kind of container where, maybe, you could have a small battalion kept inside something like this?","Well, what about our dad? I mean, he used to own that business that sold cars, and then he sold it. Now he owns a spy company and he's about to sell that. Daddy doesn't own a company anymore, but he's still a millionaire.",0,spont,train train_spont_28943,There's a spot open in the band too if you want.,You mean like male and mail?,0,spont,train train_spont_28944,See this man over here? See how as Gaston picks his pocket.,Good idea. There sure are a lot of wine heads here. And I hate the French. You guys suck.,0,spont,train train_spont_28945,I wasted so much gas driving all the way up here.,You're not getting this pen. Not from me. Not while I got spit in my mouth and air in my brain.,0,spont,train train_spont_28946,We have an array of Kathy Ireland glasses. She's one of the wealthiest supermodels to ever exist.,Gee do you really think so? It's more than obvious that you are a horrible person.,0,spont,train train_spont_28947,Jim Davis died. It was an RIP to him.,I'll think about it. I'll definitely think about it. You have 24 hours.,0,spont,train train_spont_28948,"Daniel, is that a new cowboy hat, I spy on your head?",You expect me to take this hat off. Hold on a second.,0,spont,train train_spont_28949,I'm sorry you had to see that Mindy. It's kind of an open secret around here that they have a thing going on.,"Even though it's not my fault, I feel like I should apologize because I feel like everything is my fault, including war.",0,spont,train train_spont_28950,It has been so long since we've had even one guest stay with us.,Thank you. It's the cheese and the Wisconsin air.,0,spont,train train_spont_28951,I can't believe we ended up living here after we made made that terrible investment with that weird Jeopardy guy.,And the ferrets? They can stay?,0,spont,train train_spont_28952,It's been so magical just getting to know you. I really feel like we've grown close. Do you feel that way?,That's a great idea! I'm summoning four sharks to give us a ride home!,0,spont,train train_spont_28953,Sorry I'm late. Did I miss much of the tour?,"Oh, my God. It's finally coming true. We have a two point lead. The odds are in our favor. There's no way we can fail.",0,spont,train train_spont_28954,You think that a lot of these people don't realize that they're at a wine tasting?,I'm ready. I've settled everything. I've paid off all my credit cards. I've alerted the library.,0,spont,train train_spont_28955,"Mr. and Mr. Popple, meet Jimmy.",I'll take that bet. Here's everything we own.,0,spont,train train_spont_28956,"Dad, you're the coolest. Thanks for getting me out of that stupid clarinet bullshit. Is that okay if I say that?",Everything around here lives four lifetimes.,0,spont,train train_spont_28957,"OK, here's the plan. I want you to show up at the train station at 4:00 pm.","If we're being honest, yes, it's a deal. I work for the the CIA and I'm not supposed to say anything.",0,spont,train train_spont_28958,"Oh sorry, let me take my pants off. I didn't see you there Mrs. Mayor.","Well, Dr. Santa. I wish that this could be another place that's not Freeport, Illinois.",0,spont,train train_spont_28959,Was your friend in the Air Force by any chance?,It was just an example. Maybe somebody else put them in the door and had them stick.,0,spont,train train_spont_28960,"You feel as though in the last four hours, you've really got a bead on what makes me tick?",Yes it is a her. She is ridiculously beautiful too.,0,spont,train train_spont_28961,"It's a chimichurri. It's not really a soup, I guess.","I was like, 'Why don't we stay here? Why don't we stay here?'",0,spont,train train_spont_28962,Mr. and Mrs. Naven transformed their antiquities porch into a bedroom.,You changed me. You gave me a purpose.,0,spont,train train_spont_28963,Everybody left and went to their houses and their jobs for a couple days.,What? None of us are getting the money? We were here though.,0,spont,train train_spont_28964,"I know it's late, but the craft fair goes on until 6:00 pm. I can't leave here until 6:00 pm.","Yes, we call them the bowl bowls. They are bowls that have pictures of bowls, but they are pictures of different bowls, not the same bowl that they are.",0,spont,train train_spont_28965,Why would God curse all of us? That seems unfair.,Craig! How can that be? You were giving me such a hard time about the used sextant. ,0,spont,train train_spont_28966,"Just imagine you're in a dark room and you hear ""heyyyyyy"". ","Denise, I understand. But, these kiss kits are helping so many people all over the world.",0,spont,train train_spont_28967,Maybe Doris and Clem's time has passed.,Give us the names of everyone on management and we'll off them.,0,spont,train train_spont_28968,"Dear, I don't think that's what she means. You know how words can mean different things?",You can watch me eat it and stare at me like you're snoopy pretending to be a vulture in that tree.,0,spont,train train_spont_28969,"Otherwise, there will be so many repeat birthdays.","Dude, I'm going to take it and watch Facebook Watch tonight.",0,spont,train train_spont_28970,Does this feel weird with my hand on your face?,"Yes, i think so. I just don't want to get excited until I see every last person take a taste of wine.",0,spont,train train_spont_28971,"Yes, you are in the right place. Hi, how're you doing? My name is Catalina.","Yes, I have the ambush all planned. We have two gentlemen that don't know what they're coming in for.",0,spont,train train_spont_28972,"What's wrong with this thing? This radio, I just bought this thing. What's wrong?",You're going back to VHS? You're not even going to do Blue-Ray?,0,spont,train train_spont_28973,He's gone. You killed him.,"Alright, let me get the cocaine off of this hooker and we'll be right over.",0,spont,train train_spont_28974,Oh my god. Now he's only a foot long tapeworm. He cut himself in half with the chainsaw.,"You know what they'd say? They'd say ""she's not a sheriff, she's just wearing a fancy broach.""",0,spont,train train_spont_28975,"Jerry's still alive, good.","Yes. I don't want to be here. You don't want me here, but I'm here. I'm gonna make us some money.",0,spont,train train_spont_28976,Being dead hurts. It never stops hurting.,"I know, but maybe somebody went into labor. We don't know.",0,spont,train train_spont_28977,"Mario, now listen. This is supposed to be a romantic honeymoon. Pussibly is probably going to be, uh, my favorite wife. I'd like this to last forever. We're going to get to Venice and have a great time.?",And that would explain why your skin is so fresh and radiant.,0,spont,train train_spont_28978,"Trina, please help me. I have one sneaker on and one shoe on.","Well said, Fred. What a terrific attitude.",0,spont,train train_spont_28979,"I pursued my restaurant-eaur career and this is a stew restaurant, of course.","We're good on carrots. I don't like too many carrots in the stew, you know what I mean? It calls attention to the fact that we can't afford a lot of meat.",0,spont,train train_spont_28980,The egg salad sandwich is warm to the touch. But I don't know if that matters.,"Yeah, everybody's heard of Mrs. Chicken Feathers. Look at my t-shirt.",0,spont,train train_spont_28981,"I'll always love her, in my way.",I'm going to go to the Circus of Vargas.,0,spont,train train_spont_28982,"Yeah well, I have guests, ok and they can hear you.","That's exactly what I think, in fact I even saw it deep in the Siberian wilderness.",0,spont,train train_spont_28983,He's offering us a bunch of money and think of all the wet peaches we could have. What kind of a life is this for us anyway?,"Like four giraffes fused together, or two double giraffes.",0,spont,train train_spont_28984,"Are you able to get pregnant, Lisette?","Yeah, it's like if the word nut ball turned into a person, he'd be the result.",0,spont,train train_spont_28985,"I hope not because if they're going against the tide and being traditional, I am joining that tide.","I just want everything to be perfect. I'm not mad at you. I'm a little mad at you, I won't stay mad at you. I'm currently mad at you, it will not last.",0,spont,train train_spont_28986,Is the food here bad?,"Yeah, nobody knows who I am though.",0,spont,train train_spont_28987,"Now, your wife told me two weeks ago that you supposed to buy her a blasted dress, and you forgot to buy her the blasted dress.","I know, dad. You're my boss though, and I respect that.",0,spont,train train_spont_28988,"Following the days of the Big Bang, as the earth cooled, many creatures were created.",I was just there to get rufied by Bill.,0,spont,train train_spont_28989,Shakespeare didn't write in the subtext. It was all right there in the words.,"Just saying maybe I know a little something more about playing Hamlet, and Pixie? If you wanted to go to the big after-opening show dance together, I would exactly be averse to it.",0,spont,train train_spont_28990,"This is dangerous for our society. I'm sorry, but we're going to have to take as much time as possible to convince you guys that you're not allowed to have these animals.","Due to my family name, I can't dispute any name.",0,spont,train train_spont_28991,"It gets a little foggy. We went to Panera and you told me about your problem with Christy. Well, when was our first date?",I ground up a bunch of Z-Quil and put it in a steak.,0,spont,train train_spont_28992,I have to get to these dishes. I didn't expect you to show up.,It's got Morgan Freeman's face on it.,0,spont,train train_spont_28993,This has turned from a makeover ambush into just an ambush.,"And I'm your co-host, Tom Chalet.",0,spont,train train_spont_28994,"In my pants, I carry the baby bunny that you gave me on our wedding day. I had it taxidermized.","I've thought about that, but instead I've decided to go to Un-namedville, USA.",0,spont,train train_spont_28995,Did they ever figure out what impression that chicken was doing??,"We just uh... we just talking about, uh, temperatures. You know how in Europe they got different temperatures than here.",0,spont,train train_spont_28996,"You've been giving her a big allowance? But Marjorie, for how long? $50, that's quite a great sum she's got.","Donna, I don't mean to steal focus from your reunion, but, will you marry me?",0,spont,train train_spont_28997,That's right. All of us got the same exact tattoo.,"I mean, my daughter wasn't even chosen to be the one to get hurt, but she offered herself as a tribute.",0,spont,train train_spont_28998,"Oh, shoot. Is this Saturday? I'm here for the mom's meeting.","One of my Miller-isms. You know, it's funny, since my name is Dennis Miller.",0,spont,train train_spont_28999,It was a busy night. It was all because I was wearing that doctor Halloween costume.,It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside.,0,spont,train train_spont_29000,"Listen, the good news is, your boys done you proud. They's going to be major recording artists.","Yeah, you had that shiny thing that you wore on your heads that all doctors used to have.",0,spont,train train_spont_29001,Well a drug not going to be a problem because the shot you gave me was only juice. Juice is hardly a drug.,"I am, how you say, this juice. It seems like a trap, no?",0,spont,train train_spont_29002,"Sometimes I show the nudes to the birds, dogs and fish and they give me validation.",I'm sorry. Would you like an African parrot?,0,spont,train train_spont_29003,"It's me, Monsieur Foothill. Is this your logging town, my friend?","He had to put down his beer to wave you over, so that's a big commitment.",0,spont,train train_spont_29004,This feels like Peter Pan.,"That's right, and you'll be happy with whatever I call you, uh, Brad.",0,spont,train train_spont_29005,"We're going to use mirrors, again?","I wrote it down on an index card, and then I left the index card where they keep the potatoes with the chives on them.",0,spont,train train_spont_29006,Let me tell you. I got it in with the big guy upstairs. I'm actually one of the big guys upstairs. I'm literally an angel.,"You're Adam? I'm your, I guess, grandson. Many times removed.",0,spont,train train_spont_29007,I knew it your a chef too!,You are. No one likes you. You're a bully and a cheat.,0,spont,train train_spont_29008,"I'm Cynthia, drinker of bone broth and runner of the Grand Ole Opry.",I understand. I let my son go find his true love at the Grand Ole Opry so many years ago.,0,spont,train train_spont_29009,"Well, this is new. He wasn't there the first time.","Yeah, I've been carrying around a truth for awhile.",0,spont,train train_spont_29010,"Michael, I hope they make a movie about our story one day.",You don't have any secrets with us. We're your parents. You can tell us anything.,0,spont,train train_spont_29011,Don't pity my daddy. He works really hard. He's a man of his own means.,"Yes, and frisbees! Having frisbees would be perfect for all the kids and dogs that go to your store! Just a thought!",0,spont,train train_spont_29012,"I didn't think you would take me to a Color Me Mine. I thought we were going to go to Paris, or some shit.","Not just that! I also added lotion to toilet tissue. I got a lot of ideas for every industry, but food is my heart.",0,spont,train train_spont_29013,That is refreshing. I feel much better now and am ready to go out on camera.,"Yeah, that's where I got all my gumption. They let me choose a personality trait.",0,spont,train train_spont_29014,"I'm very sleepy and big noises, loud noises, really upset me.",I love my job.,0,spont,train train_spont_29015,"I want to land on the plant LV427 so we can colonize, terraform, and create a situation that might be dangerous if there's some kind of organism there.","Yes, always know where your condiments and garnishes come from.",0,spont,train train_spont_29016,"If I may, Mr. Smith, you look different in person.","It was a bundle. It was a bundle of 6 bananas. He had 7, but he took one off because it was brown.",0,spont,train train_spont_29017,"Karlt, there's something else you have to know before you go to Palm Springs.",Missy is the owner and my supervisor.,0,spont,train train_spont_29018,"Give me just a beer, I don't like to name them, just pour me a beer in a glass.","Listen, what if you two talked and buried the hatchet?",0,spont,train train_spont_29019,Not asking patients about themselves seems almost contrary to being a doctor.,Oh look at that map. It's huge.,0,spont,train train_spont_29020,"Ma'am, there seems to be a lot of dolls in glass cases here.",I went to the store and bought some frozen waffles.,0,spont,train train_spont_29021,"Yes, this is a barren wasteland. It's no longer useful. I drink during the day and then come to tennis. But, no balls! I'm not ready.","Yeah, like, they're moving around literally. You can see the whites when it goes to the side",0,spont,train train_spont_29022,Five dollars and I'll guess your weight.,That's right. I'm real good at guessing people's heights as long as they're standing in front of a numbered background.,0,spont,train train_spont_29023,"Hans, my girls, they're missing.","Alright, alright, stop jumping up and down everybody.",0,spont,train train_spont_29024,"Well, I'm from lore. Which means I'm a mythical creature.","Yeah, you're freaking dead, man. Denise has half legs and you left all your money to Blanch Dubois over there.",0,spont,train train_spont_29025,Are you scared because there's no electricity around your house? It's very dark?,"I'm sorry, sir, that you just stayed in your job for ten years just hating it and being angry at me all the time.",0,spont,train train_spont_29026,I think he was trying to do Carl Sandburg.?,"Yeah, they got a lot of crazy stuff in Europe.",0,spont,train train_spont_29027,"Well, Mr. and Mrs. Simmons, it's a boy. Look, he looks - if I may say, I've never said this before, he looks like a very enterprising baby.?",I'd say in the 50s. For human skin to survive you need 52 to 57.,0,spont,train train_spont_29028,Some cultures call the potato the earth apple.,"Listen, the good news is, your boys done you proud. They's going to be major recording artists.",0,spont,train train_spont_29029,The bird brought a message for you in its beak. What does it say?,"Yes, although I know it's hard to tell because I'm such a woman of the world. But, yes I was born in the south and then moved to the north. I lived inside a glacier for a while. 'Twas very cold. But I always had a towel.",0,spont,train train_spont_29030,"Oh, Monsieur Foothills. I can't believe you're in our town.","Why yes, it is. I'm so happy that you're here visiting on my birthday of all days.",0,spont,train train_spont_29031,"We're going to Greenwich Village, New York City?","Oh, they learned that in, like, middle school or something. I don't know. They get taught how to braid their pubes and wear cleats everywhere.",0,spont,train train_spont_29032,"Thanks, I've never been complimented on my suspense abilities.",I'm quite certain you penetrated me.,0,spont,train train_spont_29033,What'd you see out there in the camp?,"Yeah, it looks like there's like two spiders on the ends of your arms.",0,spont,train train_spont_29034,The dolphins are here! Grab onto a dolphin!,"Ironically, you've ended up in a dark place, just like you said you never would.",0,spont,train train_spont_29035,I've always wondered what it would be like to be mean and angry.,"That's right, Fred. You always know just want to say.",0,spont,train train_spont_29036,You should make sure you eat nutrient rich foods because he will absorb all the nutrients and you will get all the calories.,"Hmm. This hotdog you speak of, are they like the one you have refused to make me here?",0,spont,train train_spont_29037,"Roger, I know you want to make a big announcement, but we already know you're on hospice.",We've truly become man and woman. I'm boiling with rage and you're using passive aggressiveness on me.,0,spont,train train_spont_29038,That's why I started and maintained this facility.,"Oh wow they must really like you, almost nobody gets on that flight. I heard it is really ritzy up there too.",0,spont,train train_spont_29039,Are you thinking what I'm thinking?,I'd play it super safe and go with a bob.,0,spont,train train_spont_29040,You're going to take the human bones. You're going to doink people on the had and then you're going to bring their trinkets and treasure back here.,"Yeah, we literally hit them, say doink, and we run right out of there.",0,spont,train train_spont_29041,I don't think I like you even if you're the mayor of Paris.,I love that one. That's my favorite episode.,0,spont,train train_spont_29042,"OK. Jerry, so what do we do in the game now?","No, every pool that I've been in has been a Jacuzzi with the bubbles on and it feels like sparkling fucking water.",0,spont,train train_spont_29043,"But what bathroom do you use, if you're a woman's soul inside a man?","The mother? You refer to yourself as ""the mother""? How creepy.",0,spont,train train_spont_29044,"But mom, I want to watch horror movies so that I can confront the horrors in safe environment and that when I go out into the world, I won't be so shocked. And I'll have plans like what to do in a place with no cell reception.","Well, my mom was from Berkeley.",0,spont,train train_spont_29045,"Yeah, but they are pretty nice. I mean, they gave me this horse, he brought me this bucket.",Look at this ghostly door. We will open it for you.,0,spont,train train_spont_29046,"For the sake of the rest of the animals, you've got to go back to the store. They're going to think we're all bad. ",I've always wanted to fight kids. What are we waiting for?,0,spont,train train_spont_29047,Which K-pop group do you like the most?,We just got a disturbing call from a high school principal and it seems that the jig is up.,0,spont,train train_spont_29048,"Seriously, you could use a haircut.","I was thinking maybe I'm from Alsatian, like on the German-French Border, you know?",0,spont,train train_spont_29049,I just want to apologize for prying earlier. I apologize. He said he was going to a funeral and I asked a bunch of intrusive questions.,"Thank you so much, Jerry. Hi, my name is Marlene. I'll be helping you today at Tommy Bahama.",0,spont,train train_spont_29050,"I gotta report you. I don't want to, but I gotta.","Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting.",0,spont,train train_spont_29051,You can't not marry Evelyn just because of your secret. You're in love with her.,I'm Evelyn Orzaball and I've always wanted to be a member of the board. I dream about the life changing decisions this board makes.,0,spont,train train_spont_29052,"Hey, Charles. Can you give us two seconds to talk about our poster?","Oh, yeah. You're good. This is the valley. Anything goes here.",0,spont,train train_spont_29053,"Hi ladies, my name is Craig and I don't want to beg.",It's not like we've left you at a park or anything.,0,spont,train train_spont_29054,"Yeah, it seems like a face hole! But, I'm just saying, maybe that's a mouth hole.","Oh, look at you. A townsfolk. You think I'm scared of you?",0,spont,train train_spont_29055,That's wonderful. So may families fight with other families.,"Yes, do you think it was a message to you, Joshua?",0,spont,train train_spont_29056,"Oh, I'm slicing the ham sensually with those of you at home (?).","Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry. I am from Wisconsin and I can't speak Spanish or, you know, even Spanglish. Gosh, that's even harder because that's two at once.",0,spont,train train_spont_29057,"Maybe just point at him and be like ""Let's go!""?","Ain't nobody gonna help you. You are the victim of Dracula. There's only one man in this world that's got the guts to try to stop me, and he ain't around for miles.",0,spont,train train_spont_29058,I did kill mom. She wouldn't buy a bike.,This one's wearing a Seattle Mariner's cap.,0,spont,train train_spont_29059,"OK. That sounds good, the land of opportunity!","Against National Lampoon's, yes.",0,spont,train train_spont_29060,Nice modest blouse you're wearing. No way would that make it on the show.,"Why would you wear a striped, tie-dye shirt? Especially on TV?",0,spont,train train_spont_29061,"Well, I think we learned a real good lesson here.",It's gonna have to be real quick and real dazzling.,0,spont,train train_spont_29062,"I gotta get back to the wheel of the boat. If we move in a sort of random pattern, the whales start to think we of their group. Part of their murder of whales.",Just now? I thought we just came out of the choppy water.,0,spont,train train_spont_29063,I sort of recall that name Old Whale Lake. Is that where we are now?,"This sounds crazy, but I met you at a book signing at Barnes and Noble years ago.",0,spont,train train_spont_29064,"Certainly, the Circuit City people wouldn't mind if I opened the bell house for one night.",I guess I'll put that down in my notes on my phone. Things to do to other people.,0,spont,train train_spont_29065,"Gary, has it occurred to you that if all the people in the world stand here that the whole earth could collapse from the weight?",Just like on that Twilight Zone episode. That was one of my favorite episodes. I'll never forget the ending.,0,spont,train train_spont_29066,Are we going to watch TV or are we going to talk about the weird ghost?,You know I put those days behind me when you said a woman belongs along side a man's reconstruction business.,0,spont,train train_spont_29067,"It seems like you have a lot going on, so maybe I should leave now.","Look man, if you buy a bong, I'll tattoo your cat.",0,spont,train train_spont_29068,I'm boiling alive in this astronaut costume.,"Yeah, we go way back. I killed a few...helped him with a few problems.",0,spont,train train_spont_29069,"Put a kangaroo in a sweater, now that'll be comedy.",That went quicker than I would've guessed.,0,spont,train train_spont_29070,I just want to let you know that Roberto soul was pure soul. He was an amazing man and he helped others.,"I absolutely don't want to do that, Dr. Glitter. Thank you for telling me that.",0,spont,train train_spont_29071,It said you were doing ham bone in the flyer though.,It said you were doing ham bone in the flyer though.,0,spont,train train_spont_29072,"Dave, you're fired.",You're right. It will ruin the neighborhood.,0,spont,train train_spont_29073,"Well, I think it looks nice, but it's like the crow's eyes are following me.","Oh, this is a good idea. Assuming you mean we'll have him murder them. OK, let's do it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29074,This is like a Lady Macbeth situation. You do whatever she tells you to.,"Well, I don't want to complain in front of Mr. and Mrs. Mayor.",0,spont,train train_spont_29075,I'd like to turn both of you into living zoo animals that entertain the real fans as they walk through. I'll let you keep the organ in there.,We'll do it with these rubix cubes.,0,spont,train train_spont_29076,"Tom, I'm allergic to puppies.","I dared him to, but I didn't think he'd actually do it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29077,"You were the one who wanted to put ""barf"" in the beginning of her name, Tom.","You're so gross, Tracy.",0,spont,train train_spont_29078,What about if we're just coming into the football game for concessions?,"Lawrence, thank you. I think Lawrence gets it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29079,This is the safest plantation I have ever been on.,Caught up in your jobs? We've been standing here waiting for coffee and you guys are talking about God knows what. I don't think you're caught up in your jobs.,0,spont,train train_spont_29080,Did my dead sister have anything to say to you?,"Who more than you deserves a $57,000 yo-yo? Name that person.",0,spont,train train_spont_29081,Do I have time to go to the bathroom?,"I do, and if anyone needs any, you can just give me a holler and I'll be happy to give you my other pant leg. No charge.",0,spont,train train_spont_29082,This is the police. Open the door.,You do it or you're out of the 9-11 business and I mean all around the country.,0,spont,train train_spont_29083,"Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time anywhere, singing her ""You say stalagmite, I say stalactite"", Vera Louise Gorman.","That is horrible. I moved to this country to work at the LaCroix factory. Now, I have no reason to be here.",0,spont,train train_spont_29084,"Uh, say, sir did you need a ride? It looked like you were hitchhiking with no thumb out?",Sorry I'm a bit late. Some very wonderful lady just stopped me in the hallway here and I had to direct her to Sears and they're very long directions.,0,spont,train train_spont_29085,Why are you scared? I'm very handsome and I'm very well to do.,"Well, I would too. Oh, the things I could do if I had $1 million dollars.",0,spont,train train_spont_29086,We love the guests. That's my favorite part of the class.,"William, as a surprise for your birthday we put in some songs and you're not going to know which one it is until you get up there.",0,spont,train train_spont_29087,"Oh, no. I feel terrible Suedeface. I heckled you at the haunted hayride.","That's all right. We're all under a lot of pressure. Obviously, this is a rebooting of this haunted hayride.",0,spont,train train_spont_29088,I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act.,"Yes, yes, please. This suspense is also a talent.",0,spont,train train_spont_29089,You shouldn't do any interrogations in this park. There are a lot of lawyers around.,Don't answer that question.,0,spont,train train_spont_29090,I just don't know what to pick. They have over ten items.,"It's disappointing, isn't it? I thought having a son was going to be great, but it turns out to be kind of bullshit. Tell me you feel the same way.",0,spont,train train_spont_29091,"My wedding planer was like ""what do you want your wedding to be like? and I said Neverending Story themed. So, that's why my limo is dressed up like Falcor.",Bottomless jail mimosas! I'm sure it's gonna work. What could possible go wrong?,0,spont,train train_spont_29092,"You never said we couldn't take doughnuts home in our car, so that means we can do that.","I've had a few doughnuts, OK. I eat a dozen doughnuts a day. People love a fat hairdresser.",0,spont,train train_spont_29093,"This was the plan I was thinking of. If we open up the hatch a little tiny bit, some water will get in. But if we can get out there super fast, then we could swim right up to the top.",Wait until you hear what your eye craters can't see above us. It's an airshow!,0,spont,train train_spont_29094,Where the fuck are you? Where's my beer? Don't make me send your mom out again.,"OK, never mind. I'm just going to go. I'm having problems with my family, so when I hear the word ""family"" it kind of makes me not want to spend my money here.",0,spont,train train_spont_29095,You don't want to just ease into testing the wall?,"I can hear them right now, yeah.",0,spont,train train_spont_29096,"I'll try to calm down, but what is this weird cave?","Curtis, I know it's a sin and it's a scandal, but I would like to file for divorce. Maybe we should go to Reno.",0,spont,train train_spont_29097,I love you and I love you. And you.,"There's not even such a thing. The technology doesn't even exist, and even if it did it would hurt so much nobody would go through with it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29098,"I'm a Christian. God invented words. Fuck, shit, balls.","I know, and she was wronged. She was stoned by the children.",0,spont,train train_spont_29099,I'm so glad your sister died before we got married.,"I did. I set his hair on fire and then I let him walk out of my life. I let him stop, drop, and roll right out the door.",0,spont,train train_spont_29100,We can hear you talking about us.,I'll take it away. I'm the servant here. I deal with buckets like this all the time.,0,spont,train train_spont_29101,"Uh, quick question. Uh, does anyone else have a problem with the way Cynthia looks?","She's 13 years old, for Christ's sake.",0,spont,train train_spont_29102,"Is it food on the table, or table under the food? Bet you never thought of it that way.","Do you think so? I think it's charming. What I do is I wipe the soot off onto my kitchen/dining room/bathroom table and then I draw designs in there, like a little mandala.",0,spont,train train_spont_29103,"I hear that. There's some days where I can't even get out of bed in the morning and the thought of drinking my morning coffee makes me just want to rip and arm off, you know?",The whole thing. A lot of people cut corners and they'll just x-ray the forehead.,0,spont,train train_spont_29104,Are you the same Mr. Hammertrack who used to pull the cape for for Mel Farro's commercial?,"Don't be scared. It's me, Budino.",0,spont,train train_spont_29105,I don't have a ton of experience. I walked out of a painting a week ago.,You got the sugar?,0,spont,train train_spont_29106,Fries are burning! This happens every time you call a meeting.,"OK, I'll go away, you guy's do your thing.",0,spont,train train_spont_29107,"Hey, we're due court in a little while. This is weird for us to be talking to each other, but I just wanted to say, I guess good luck out there, you know?","Oh, I just like to do little shows for my husband. It's none of your business but, I like to stand under a real spotlight and put on a little show. I sing songs. I do karaoke.",0,spont,train train_spont_29108,My son plays offensive tackle. He's a big boy.,I think that is overstepping the line. I think the Rookie has a question that is a little bit more polite.,0,spont,train train_spont_29109,I can't help but notice that the other people in this town are not eating the doughnuts.,Look who's high on doughnuts again.,0,spont,train train_spont_29110,I only worked there for a couple of days.,"Hey, you know what, Sandra? Put that beard back on because you just gave us a gift.",0,spont,train train_spont_29111,I want a new nanny.,And you took all that sweet cake money and you became a real estate developer. I know you. You're the one who's changing this whole neighborhood into condos.,0,spont,train train_spont_29112,Here's all the money. You need to invest in this gym and get some people in shape. Get some rubber mats on these floors so people don't be losing their cartilage.,Maybe we can dazzle them with a heartwarming school play.,0,spont,train train_spont_29113,Hey Cookie.,I'm always here for you and I'll be on Facebook if you need me.,0,spont,train train_spont_29114,"Yeah, the last guy, he just looked like he was holding it. That's why he got fired.","I see two very happy, Christmas-y people, who are finally realizing they're special inside.",0,spont,train train_spont_29115,"So you're just somebody like me, waiting for your psychiatrist's diagnosis during Christmas week.",It's probably from the tension in my heart from working a job 60 hours a week and then coming home to this gruel that you call food.,0,spont,train train_spont_29116,"As you know, we released gay sperm into the population to see if it would infect the levels of gay babies.","If I'm hearing you correctly and you are asking me out, then I would say that this weekend, I'm free. I have a couple Costco movie coupons.",0,spont,train train_spont_29117,Can I appeal to the parents and ask them to tell their kid to stop touching me?,"Oh, we like things done differently. Sometimes I eat my soup without a spoon.",0,spont,train train_spont_29118,"Needless to say, my boss stood us up. My wife was furious.",The accommodations get worse the higher up you go.,0,spont,train train_spont_29119,"Mr. Grocery, you are so tall. And is that new cologne?",I'm waiting here for a lover-turned-friend. A friend-turned-lover.,0,spont,train train_spont_29120,"Brandon, sit in the shadows with me. Why all of a sudden are you scared?","Well, I live my life in the shadows. I help young boys become men and the ones that I like most become my sons.",0,spont,train train_spont_29121,You women are so smart for taking us up on this two for one offer. I cannot tell you how many satisfied customers we've had with a double trouble divorce.,"Right, but what about the floating candles they sell over at Home Goods?",0,spont,train train_spont_29122,I'm looking over this letter and it's very clear to me that you're just drunk.,Mostly I've been engaging in impromptu businesses.,0,spont,train train_spont_29123,I think one of the reasons Getty is so upset is because we heard rumors that the LA Forum is haunted. Do you see a mysterious shape over there?,"Getty, what are you talking about?",0,spont,train train_spont_29124,"Well, I would like to make a connection with you but I refuse as you requested. So leave me alone.","And ration them please. I mean, it's our only food.",0,spont,train train_spont_29125,"I think my short term memory is fine, but my mid term and long term memory aren't so good. There's an area in the middle that completely goes blank.",That's a very specific example. Do you know something about what happened?,0,spont,train train_spont_29126,"Before we decide if we're going to stay on this whale or not, I gotta know who I'm rooming with.","Yes, I did. I constantly asked people if I had teeth. But, I couldn't hear their answer because I had shock deafness.",0,spont,train train_spont_29127,"Oh, do you see that airplane?",I hope so too. I'm so hungry. All these troubles are making us hungry.,0,spont,train train_spont_29128,"Mother, it's what I need to do. I need to become a stand up comedian.","Tracy and Tony, we like to refer to us in third person. Tracy and Tony been together for so long, on again and off again in addition to being off and a lot of on sometimes.",0,spont,train train_spont_29129,"So, your improv to take the heat off yourself was to an invent an entire opposite religion.","Alright, can you give me a topic of conversation that's safe?",0,spont,train train_spont_29130,We ran some plays on the plane and I think these two are fully ready.,I can't decide between the teapot my mother in law gave me or my dead guinea pig.,0,spont,train train_spont_29131,"Please welcome Alfred Molena. Oh, here he comes dragging across the floor.",These are people that gamble and fish? What kinds of things are we talking about?,0,spont,train train_spont_29132,"Shame on you, Chet, you know clove cigarettes are qualified as cigars now because they aren't good for you. ",You're the storm drain oracle. I read about you too.,0,spont,train train_spont_29133,You got a buddy here. You want me to bring him a lemonade too?,Not anymore. We used to.,0,spont,train train_spont_29134,"Now, gentlemen. This is your first CIA mission.The first mission can often be the best if everyone does what they are told to do.",I have a trunk full of dumb fedoras.,0,spont,train train_spont_29135,"Hey, stage tech. Can you please give us a spotlight on this lobster?","It's a booth, you step into it. It's not like a table with a fucking tablecloth thrown over it that says ""crafts.""",0,spont,train train_spont_29136,"So, uh, what am I supposed to do here. I'm sweating , do you have any sort of towel? Are we supposed to be dry when people look for boys?",Hey lady. Keep your hands off the merchandise unless you purchase it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29137,That's what I wanted. I want songs.,I'm grabbing onto one. He's slippery!,0,spont,train train_spont_29138,"Look at this. Most of these are dummy buttons. There's like three buttons that actually do stuff for the ship. And all the buttons that actually do things, they're all different colors.","Because of your all Frito diet, you are the healthiest 103 year old on the planet.",0,spont,train train_spont_29139,"Wait a minute, wait a minute. I feel like the lead kind of got buried. We're talking time travel?","Oh, it didn't even occur to me that it might be sexy. I just assumed danger. That's a great spin.",0,spont,train train_spont_29140,"Speaking of your mother, here she comes right now.",We are trash. We should throw ourselves on the ground.,0,spont,train train_spont_29141,It's really great that your recognized that this is a Build-a-Bear.,"Two hearts could be confusing. I'm sorry, I have to talk to my manager about this.",0,spont,train train_spont_29142,"Oh, no, of course I will make the time to be alone with you. You know, it's just that I'm busy with this, that, and t'other.","Well, I think it's constant. And I'm always impressed by a constant accent.",0,spont,train train_spont_29143,That's a chicken right there. That's a talking chicken. That's supposed to be dead 'cause it's in cold storage.?,I also believe Canadians use it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29144,"We have a new doctor. She can't say the doctor stuff the first try, and it holds things up.","As it were. But like, smashing these crabs with a hammer.",0,spont,train train_spont_29145,I need to know something before I rent you the apartment. Does your fluffy cat shed all over the goddamn place?,You're already a hero to me. We could be heroes together.,0,spont,train train_spont_29146,We were born in the waves. We were wave birthed.,"Let's see. ""We would prefer you to sweep the cards. Including this card you are holding in your hand. Put this in the pile of cards to be swept. Then sweep all cards into the trash can. Yours most sincerely, in the holy name of Jesus, Judy - who is right here.""",0,spont,train train_spont_29147,"Yes, what a tragedy we left her there.",I need to go out into the world. I have learned how to type on a typewriter. I found an eccentric millionaire that needs things only typed on typewriters and he wants to hire me as his personal assistant.,0,spont,train train_spont_29148,I don't even know why we came to this universe.,"Alright, everyone. Summon your Sky God and see if he shows.",0,spont,train train_spont_29149,I'm the head of Universal Studies Motion Pictures.,That's right. I made it my signature move. Having shoes on.,0,spont,train train_spont_29150,"Well, Roger, I'm glad the operation was a success. It's good to have you back.",He's my friend 'cause none of you all are.,0,spont,train train_spont_29151,"Parsi, would you please accompany me to the Lido deck? I'd like to try my hand at some cards and get a spritzer and some oysters.",I said I'd like my trunks moved to the other corner of the room.,0,spont,train train_spont_29152,So that's the entire prophecy? You're the common thread. Everything's here.,"That's right, you won a trip to the lake. Old Whale Lake.",0,spont,train train_spont_29153,I gotta know more about this therapist.,I would like to help. I have a very particular set of skills.,0,spont,train train_spont_29154,Just bare in mind that 10% of that Captain Crunch will go to your agent.,Like sneak up on them like a velociraptor from the periphery.,0,spont,train train_spont_29155,It's so tall.,I think it's amazing! The buildings are so tall!,0,spont,train train_spont_29156,We need a name for this tall person disease. ,"No, I don't want anything on my jacket but a breast cancer pin.",0,spont,train train_spont_29157,What is this strange liquid coming out from my beeps and boops?,"By then you'll be drowning in nickels, Jesus Christ.",0,spont,train train_spont_29158,"Yes, well, my teacher was wondering if you might come to class with me one of these Wednesdays and talk to the kids about your contraptions.","Well, I just would hope by the time you get it up there there's some science there to be done. Think about the environment, or climate change. Certainly you're not just going up there spending what has to be a billion dollars, or thereabouts, just to see what the shape of Savannah is from space. I feel like the world wide web could tell you that now.",0,spont,train train_spont_29159,"In fifteen years I can't recall a time someone asked for two towels. Well, there was a very obese man once.","His face changed and he looked different, and then he was gone.",0,spont,train train_spont_29160,I am sorry to hear that your father is not in the picture.,"Yes. That was weird. Not as weird as when he called me Dame Edna, though.",0,spont,train train_spont_29161,That's only when you're on American soil though. We're in international waters right now.,"Well, certainly. We're glad to have you here. This is your program and you'll sit in the front row with the family.",0,spont,train train_spont_29162,"Dennis Miller, it's good to see you. You had a political turn around recently. You used to be a liberal comedian and then 9/11 happened.","Consider yourself half man, half car.",0,spont,train train_spont_29163,"We have an officer of the law present here, that can say the way this transaction works is we have to have those movies back. They're the property of the store, you merely rented them.","Is there a problem, officer?",0,spont,train train_spont_29164,"I did, I did. I was very unpopular on SNL, man.","That's right, you played the red herring in The Net.",0,spont,train train_spont_29165,"How long after the surgery, Mr. Timmons, did it take before the pain stopped?","Alright, here's your margarita anesthetic. Just drink this.",0,spont,train train_spont_29166,"Ranch, I feel like this soul quest is really about you. Now that you've given me your seed, maybe my purpose here is done.",OK. I see. I don't know if you should be working here anymore.,0,spont,train train_spont_29167,It sounds like an MC Escher drawing.,"Yeah, I know Thomas Edison. He's the quarterback for the Mizu Tigers.",0,spont,train train_spont_29168,"I was going to ask you about the lab coat, but now it's all perfectly clear.",Is that what this is? Here you go. `I didn't even know you were married.,0,spont,train train_spont_29169,"He got in some more life lessons after he flat-lined, that's amazing.","Yes. And then I started doing this thing. Honestly, now that we're putting all the cards on the table, when you do fall asleep I carry each of you individually back upstairs. Because ultimately I feel bad that I did what I did.",0,spont,train train_spont_29170,How are they still alive? You said they'd be dead by now.,"That's hilarious, man, but I heard those guys died on the moon.",0,spont,train train_spont_29171,"All right. Welcome to the talent show. First up is little Timmy Pinkins. Timmy's got a little talent. He likes to rap, and in the rap is about the things going on in his inner emotional life.","I know. I wish your mother was here, too. I wonder what she's doing right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_29172,Will you help me discover some interests and hobbies?,"Oh, that is our favorite thing to do.",0,spont,train train_spont_29173,"The winner of this year's Best Picture goes to ""Not without my Fortune Cookie""!",Objection! I'd like to cite the 1973 case of Mrs. Mary vs The People of California.,0,spont,train train_spont_29174,There is something pleasant about it.,I love Mr. E!,0,spont,train train_spont_29175,"Despite loving you, Bernice, I think you should be with the king.",Open up your taxes and your mouth.,0,spont,train train_spont_29176,"Here, drink this. Okay, take this pill. Alright, put this inside of you.","Frank, your mustache seems to be sweating off of your face.",0,spont,train train_spont_29177,I didn't like the boxes over here. They need to be moved over there by later today.,"Wait, wait. Let's spin the positive. That will help pass time, too.",0,spont,train train_spont_29178,The only thing that makes me madder than having two port-o-potties instead of eight is hearing your dumb ass story about how it was lost.,I know. Hardly anyone buys anything. If it wasn't for that one cabin we'd be destitute.,0,spont,train train_spont_29179,Cats. Olives. Olives are not cats. What have I been saying? The last thing I remember is being doinked on the head.,"Oh, Ives St. Laurent.",0,spont,train train_spont_29180,"If the camera looks at me, do you want me to look at it and speak?","This is why I don't think couples should work together. See, this is why I told you, I said ""let me just do my own thing"".",0,spont,train train_spont_29181,What is keeping that Poseidon's Delight dish?,"You're never getting out of here on your own. Take that money and run, go to a border town.",0,spont,train train_spont_29182,"We're gonna be, I guess, going back out in the world after the show is done in an hour. It's 5AM now, so we'll be back out on the street around eight, I guess.",Good morning Meredith. How are you today?,0,spont,train train_spont_29183,"Sorry guys, I just want to drive to my parent's house on the edge of town.","Yeah, I think she came in to help deliver at one point and then she exited without saying anything.",0,spont,train train_spont_29184,"Hey, do you have that book about throwing shit away?",Do you want somebody who has played the Queen or do you want the actual Queen?,0,spont,train train_spont_29185,"Sorry, I keep forgetting you guys are here.","OK, Mom. We'll put him through the normal man-servant tests.",0,spont,train train_spont_29186,"No, I - this was... to try and have a nice dinner in the tank, I can see it's obviously a lot of fun for the people watching us - out there - they seem to be really enjoying the fact that no matter how many times I spin the salad, it will not get dry.",Happens to the best of us mama.,0,spont,train train_spont_29187,I'm a latch key kid. I don't even have baby sitters. I just have myself.,"Good job, Ranch. You've passed the challenge. Now only 22 more challenges to go.",0,spont,train train_spont_29188,"I getting real sore, I shouldn't have picked being on the bottom of you guys. I said a lighter person should be on top. I'm getting wobbly.",It sounds like you need to find your child.,0,spont,train train_spont_29189,Do you like movie theater popcorn?,We could blow on their faces. I used to love it when mom used to do it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29190,Did you say that you find that funerals are sort of a social occasion?,They used to when I was a young cadet. Psychedelic drugs were a big part of it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29191,What if we try the Wisconsin Wells? It's the cheaper park across the street. Kind of like a California Adventure to Disneyland.,Teens are the dredge of the Wisconsin Dells Water Park. They're like a fly in your burrito.,0,spont,train train_spont_29192,You wanna come in the room or are you just going to lurk there?,"Yeah, I think that's true. I mean, we are in Burma.",0,spont,train train_spont_29193,"Dan, will you cut up my food for me?",I'm gonna be the first baby Executive TV Producer.,0,spont,train train_spont_29194,"Great, Lilith. You really screwed things up by coming back in time. A monsoon!","Yes, please. I've heard some bad ones, so I'd like to hear some good ones.",0,spont,train train_spont_29195,"Sorry, I forgot what I was going to ask you.","Yeah, I think I was sort of a first draft.",0,spont,train train_spont_29196,"This culture and death. We are just too, we are behind the times. We are so afraid to talk about it. Just accept it, we're all gonna die.",You want your body implanted into the ground so flat that a call can roll over it and into your mouth.,0,spont,train train_spont_29197,There might be some underlying tension because of our new arrangement.,"I am. I'm thinking that we should all create a musical group, like Abba.",0,spont,train train_spont_29198,I'm on the kind of diet where I only eat parts of the animal that are indiscernible and you can't tell where it's from. ,"Oh, yeah. Last year I lost two toes to frostbite.",0,spont,train train_spont_29199,Do you like your steak medium rare or rare?,"Those things included a bunch of old cats. gold, grain, jorgans.",0,spont,train train_spont_29200,Any friendship that you had before you died could have been ended by death and there might be tons of friends waiting for you.,"I'm worried about the baby, Paul.",0,spont,train train_spont_29201,"Wait a second, are all of you Satanists?",It was through God that this happened. My work here is done. Smoke bomb!,0,spont,train train_spont_29202,I support our troops. I feel very terrorized by you right now.,And I haven't finished my drink yet.,0,spont,train train_spont_29203,How was that Rita? Do you feel less murderous now?,Oh this? I cut myself. I was shaving in there with a knife.,0,spont,train train_spont_29204,Well the doctor gave me a clean bill of health.,"But dad, I'm supposed to work the soda machine and the popcorn machine.",0,spont,train train_spont_29205,"Joseph, did you hear Dana and Jody?","Well, if I may, they really are beautiful balls.",0,spont,train train_spont_29206,"Sir, I may have been in the CIA bunker a bit too long, but what I do know is you're going to be the most talented operative out there. Now swirl your cape around your shoulders and get to that plane.",That's right. I always wanted another one of me who knew what I knew and saw what I saw.,0,spont,train train_spont_29207,"Baby, they want the blazer back.","Oh, all the guys in this cast are queens.",0,spont,train train_spont_29208,"So, you watched your Mom perish in an accident. It seems so triggering to be here.","First of all, I'm a woman.",0,spont,train train_spont_29209,Why is everyone always eavesdropping at Madison Square Garden?,You certainly do. You've had many loves over the year that you've met at this garden.,0,spont,train train_spont_29210,Jasmine the cow died because we had a human voice box implanted in her and it didn't quite take.,Definitely. He could be the one to heat up the gel before it gets in the bottle.,0,spont,train train_spont_29211,"Mom, you're a ghost? Are you also from another planet?",You're my mother? I thought you were my sister this whole time.,0,spont,train train_spont_29212,"So if we just don't go out anymore? We don't do music, we just go to our ranches and we just get out of here. Ghosts, there are ghosts everywhere","Well, I'm sure I'm sorry for how I've been pronouncing it all these years.",0,spont,train train_spont_29213,Who is the rightful owner of this fortune cookie?,"You know, they're very impressive even when damp.",0,spont,train train_spont_29214,"I heard an announcement, but it sounded like the speaker was broken.","Wow look, you are already growing fangs and a tail!",0,spont,train train_spont_29215,I wanted my hair to look like half Pikachu and half Kirby from Nintendo.,"Happens to me all the time. I mean, sometimes you're going there to have the sex, and it doesn't go the way that you wanted to, you know? It's too much moisture are like, or too little. Or it's too hot. Who wants to have sex when it's that hot? All types of things can happen. to you.",0,spont,train train_spont_29216,"Hey, it's Dillon Tristan calling. I just read that the legal age of consent in this state is 17. I wanted to know if you'd like to hang out sometime?",You look at all of them. They're my eyes.,0,spont,train train_spont_29217,I want to pick some shit up. I want to buy a flag pole with no discussion.,You think the yards of stomach lining with all their bile and acid can break down a piece of paper.,0,spont,train train_spont_29218,Look how small Denise's place is. There's no furniture.,"Oh, I loved money. We were very similar. We were peas in a pod.",0,spont,train train_spont_29219,Putio's knife is lighter than a feather. ,You're right. I think I read about this once. Man can become beast. Babies can become men.,0,spont,train train_spont_29220,"All right, Jager shots for all. Happy birthday, William.",You get along together. That's wonderful. So many families fight with each other.,0,spont,train train_spont_29221,"The doctor said my heart was too big. It was a joke heart. I guess it was a ""you had to be there"" situation. You're sweet to laugh.","Excuse me, I went to school for six months for this, OK? It cost me $30,000. I had to take out a loan. I sold my eggs four times.",0,spont,train train_spont_29222,"Well, it's worth one cent.","Yeah, I'm going to need you to let me hold it. Also, I'm going to have to evict your puppy from the room and kill it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29223,I thought we were doing all of this so she could be happy again.,"Watch, I can turn into anything. Hey, look at me.",0,spont,train train_spont_29224,You got a real pretty blouse on.,I am little bit. This is my personal hell to be your angel.,0,spont,train train_spont_29225,We heard there is a queen out there. What queen?,"Alright, honey. Let's make your dream come true, I guess. I'll go where you go.",0,spont,train train_spont_29226,"All right, Ventman, you've got 30 seconds.","Thank you. Hold on, let me open the door.",0,spont,train train_spont_29227,"If you only had some sort of ray to increase things, you could make yourself into a giant and your self esteem would explode.",Are you sure he's just a little pudgy? This is a lot of food.,0,spont,train train_spont_29228,You willfully left people behind in the war just hoping it wouldn't be this bad when you got back?,"Okay, buddy. There's a couple of bathrooms but you want this one?",0,spont,train train_spont_29229,"I'm just going to go home and fix things, I guess.","Sorry, all I had was a menthol. I didn't have a mint.",0,spont,train train_spont_29230,These hands can create 3D images that can move on their own?,You have to sacrifice your entire family.,0,spont,train train_spont_29231,"That affects everyone if you hold back the toilet paper. We're friends, right?",Are you sure we can stay for this? I know I've got some white people in my family somewhere.,0,spont,train train_spont_29232,It's so paper thin I can't even see it. Am I holding it?,"Listen, if this is what you need to do, then you do it. I mean, I didn't want to be a Pat anymore. And so now my name's Roberto, and it feels good.",0,spont,train train_spont_29233,"Well, doctor, I know we have patients in the waiting room, but I just wanted to wish you and another wonderful Christmas here in Freeport, Illinois.","Okay, he will die. I will make it so nobody will know.",0,spont,train train_spont_29234,Well you was pretty self sufficient for a small child. You had a business going for like three years by the time of that story.?,So it's like a Swiss cheese that ain't got no holes in it? It's just cheese.,0,spont,train train_spont_29235,Remember Willie Wonka and the grilled cheese factory when he bite into the grilled cheese and there was a golden ticket inside the grilled cheese.,"I know. It's like you were hiding your true identity, so you felt you couldn't let your freak flag fly.",0,spont,train train_spont_29236,Did you know that it's daylight savings today.,"Well, it was your own fault for keeping me alive.",0,spont,train train_spont_29237,"You know, I'm shaking it up in the kitchen. In the bedroom and the kitchen, but I'm starting in the kitchen.",I'm wondering why he's dressed like a prisoner.,0,spont,train train_spont_29238,We'll always have these tattoos to remember this journey.,"Yes, nobody likes you. I'm going to give you a point because that was the correct answer.",0,spont,train train_spont_29239,"So, it's my fault our marriage is in this mess, huh?",It was not like this before the rif faff moved in with the laundromat.,0,spont,train train_spont_29240,Let's give him another 15 minutes. I believe in Todd.,"Well, it'd just wash away in the rain, wouldn't it?",0,spont,train train_spont_29241,I've misspoken. I've never mistaken Tom Hanks for Collin Hank.,Is this a peanut butter flight I see before me?,0,spont,train train_spont_29242,"Hey, I've got to say, this is a pretty nice buffet for a dental convention.",It's a double manager situation.,0,spont,train train_spont_29243,"Hi, that was Leonard that just helped you. How would you say he did on a scale of 1-10 making you feel at ease?",He's pointing to his throat. If only there was a sign to know what he meant.,0,spont,train train_spont_29244,"I don't think you understand, Trista. This puppet is never going back in that box.",There's nothing like me. I'm a Michael Jackson ventriloquist dummy. I've come to life.,0,spont,train train_spont_29245,"OK, we should run the machine. We'll have to x-ray his entire head.",It sounds like two things. He thinks that cats are olives and also that olives are alive.,0,spont,train train_spont_29246,"Hey, what if we drew lines on the sleeves like in a pattern?",Our first bites we delicious. We had several bites. I can't even remember the first one.,0,spont,train train_spont_29247,"If those aren't dogs pulling your sleigh, what are they?",I know and I love it. Twenty percent of the time.,0,spont,train train_spont_29248,"Alright, first you take off that blazer. Now, honey just extend the coffee to them.","Baby, no one is back here and there is no stage.",0,spont,train train_spont_29249,It smells like cigarette smoke in here.,OK can you help us at all? We have never traversed a river before.,0,spont,train train_spont_29250,"We are in New England in 1809. John Gooding Thadeous, you have accused Jane Gooding Thadeous of witchcraft.","Oh, poop? That's weird. I've heard of a drug mule before but not a poop mule. Who out there needs poop?",0,spont,train train_spont_29251,"I'm passing judgement on the people here, Pastor. I'm starting to feel like something weird is going on.",Thank you. Some people say I haven't aged at all. But those people are crazy.,0,spont,train train_spont_29252,Why would I want to eat vegetables? They taste like the dirt.,That's right. I have a mouth and vocal cords. I don't want to reveal all of my secrets.,0,spont,train train_spont_29253,"Hey, uh, anytime you want to start moving here.","I think that's a good plan. I mean it. It's better than our original plan of just going to the hospital and looking at sick people so we feel less bad in comparison",0,spont,train train_spont_29254,"You take me to Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, so I can shit my pants later.","Yeah, like a sitcom neighbor duo.",0,spont,train train_spont_29255,"Doris, the dog we got you for your birthday is a rescue.",Did I? I think I have a tickle in my throat.,0,spont,train train_spont_29256,You're going to meet the boy of your dreams here.,"Can you do it for our friend? She died 20 years ago, she's a huge fan. She can't rest until you give her a voicemail.",0,spont,train train_spont_29257,"Well, you know, she's the youngest and she just needs more attention.","Well, you can watch that anytime. The special on the high school football team the Falconers was appointment television.",0,spont,train train_spont_29258,I heard you're mischievous. How do you feel about murder?,"Yes, there's the ice maker and the water in the front. Crushed and cubed.",0,spont,train train_spont_29259,You are flop sweating. And also you look like you're two people wearing a trench coat.,"Listen, we get blamed for that stuff. When you take costumes out of a box and try to do yourself up as a bucket, we get blamed for that because we can't say that everything in here comes alive after hours.",0,spont,train train_spont_29260,I happen to know a lot about nuts and I'd be happy to teach you anything that you don't know.,They certainly tried to. I could feel their greedy eyes all over me and my bag of money.,0,spont,train train_spont_29261,I don't know why you challenged me. I just watched what happened with the Richingtons and that's why I made a comment about you being a slippery fellow.,"Yeah, man. She's pretty plain about it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29262,"It's not fair to us, is it?","It's what we call a pick and choose view, father.",0,spont,train train_spont_29263,"Oh, I miss Greg's. You know, I'm supposed to be at Greg's right now.","But they did stand in front of the water fountain for an entire business day, saying they thought the water fountain was going to turn into a spider monkey.",0,spont,train train_spont_29264,I'm starting to feel like a broken record.,"We do, but it's sort of a continental snack that's between lunch and dinner time.",0,spont,train train_spont_29265,Did you even have a piano?,What happened? This sounds like history.,0,spont,train train_spont_29266,"Real quick, we don't have snacks. So you might want to bring something.","Is it food on the table, or table under the food? Bet you never thought of it that way.",0,spont,train train_spont_29267,Evelyn's swinging that sport club around like nobody's business. I'd watch out if I were you.,"I'll tell you why you can't be a member of the board. It's because everyone in my family is on the board. It's a family own sport club and you're not part of the family, Evelyn.",0,spont,train train_spont_29268,"The more, the merrier. Like, if we saw a lady come in here with four tits, I'd be like ""They're on the show.""","OK, you're just light skinned. I didn't know.",0,spont,train train_spont_29269,"Greg, I know this is a strange request - could you make a little divot in the final hole and I could rest my head in there. My open mouth would be the final hole. ",They did buy drinks. They seemed to have access to drinks that we don't actually sell here.,0,spont,train train_spont_29270,"Well, you have a lovely smile yourself. Did you get some orthodontic work?",I called a few and left some messages.,0,spont,train train_spont_29271,"Ever since Tobias died, I can hear his voice and he guides me through. I think he's gonna help us get out of here, Casey.","Oh, I read about you in the storm drain almanac. I read it cover to cover.",0,spont,train train_spont_29272,"Oh, look. I can make the dummy's mouth move.",We're going to dispose of it properly. We're going to put it up on a flagpole.,0,spont,train train_spont_29273,"Now you listen here. I've had enough of this. You give my brother Stewart his ice cream right now, he deserves fair treatment.","Sorry, Stuart. No one should go on the roller coaster. Get out of the line right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_29274,"Larry, we should get back to that mountain. Have we really just been avoiding it?",My husband's back to normal. I'm back to normal. I can feel my hands again.,0,spont,train train_spont_29275,Who are these androgynous pimps?,"They're in Van Nuys, sir. They're on a rough corner with people who deal in rough trade.",0,spont,train train_spont_29276,"Roger, can you just sort of flex your thigh just a little further?",Is he sad because he didn't get the job as the nude drawn model?,0,spont,train train_spont_29277,Are you feeling sleepy now? Maybe go up to go back to bed?,"Jeanine, what a rude thing to say at Roberto's funeral.",0,spont,train train_spont_29278,"Chuck, you've cracked the QLQs wide open. They've just been theoretical up to this point.","Oh, you look great. That's a nice suit. Your face is very shiny. Have you been sweating this whole time?",0,spont,train train_spont_29279,Is this true of all Dutch people?,Is that why she is just letting herself float down that big river?,0,spont,train train_spont_29280,"Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot?",Right. I'm thinking of full color photos of multiple heads of hair.,0,spont,train train_spont_29281,I'm sorry I made all of you void your bowels just now.,"You're fucking right, Mamma. It just had to be said. These people are out of control.",0,spont,train train_spont_29282,"Hey, I'm only here at this concert because I need glasses. I was given no further instructions.",No one's more embarrassed than I am. I'm a fireman!,0,spont,train train_spont_29283,"Lieutenant, I trust you to take care of what needs to be taken care of.","You were very rude out there. Anthony, I've had problems with you all year long.",0,spont,train train_spont_29284,"Oh, that you know how to say correctly.",It's so paper thin I can't even see it. Am I holding it?,0,spont,train train_spont_29285,"If you hate America, then you're against hurting people.",She turned Zeus into a jerk with all her nagging.,0,spont,train train_spont_29286,I used to own a business in Eudora with JoAnn.,"Oh, you're preaching to the choir. I've had many snacks inside of me over the years.",0,spont,train train_spont_29287,"Darling, are you alive in the Port-o-Potty?",We're going to get so powerful. We're going to be able to control this entire place.,0,spont,train train_spont_29288,"It's been great being con men with you, but I think we need a new life. Maybe we can still stay here in this beautiful Hawaiian ticket booth, but instead of selling fake tours, we can just charge people to see the ghost of Hitler. What do you say, Hitler?",Your real eyes or your ghost eyes? Because they're still on me.,0,spont,train train_spont_29289,"Just so you know, for an extra fifteen dollars you can take a picture with Mr. Ryner.","You're right, that's why the only thing we can do is run away any time they bring out the bucket.",0,spont,train train_spont_29290,You need to take your coins and buy some tickets.,"Whoa, yeah, like the guy. What was his name, from Fresh Prince of Bel Air?",0,spont,train train_spont_29291,"Hey, Diane. I don't know if you watch TV at all. Have you seen that show, Will & Grace?",OK. I'm out. You guys are on your own.,0,spont,train train_spont_29292,If you open up the box that's in front of you. You will see it contains some cooking equipment.,You guys crash landed from a trip around the world didn't you!,0,spont,train train_spont_29293,"We didn't mention the red carpet to him, at all. We just said take off your shoes.",That's how they got him to do Ocean's Eleven.,0,spont,train train_spont_29294,"I know that things aren't great between us right now, but I don't think it's cool that you show up at my work.","Well, here, let me crumple up these little trays and stick them in your ears.",0,spont,train train_spont_29295,When I went to Miami I was doing a new version of myself and my personality. I'm more of an artist than a musician.,My wife would have to pay a nickel a day for her fits.,0,spont,train train_spont_29296,Look at you. You're still alive even though you're dead.,"Yeah, he was a strong guy. I don't know why he was so jealous of my two arms.",0,spont,train train_spont_29297,"It's OK, Curtis. You're working so hard. You can't be asked to remember our daughter's name or how to keep time.","Oh, I hope it has all the bubbles that I require to enjoy a cola.",0,spont,train train_spont_29298,Here's a ring that my father gave me.,My name is James and I'm not for sale like the other boys. I just clean here.,0,spont,train train_spont_29299,"Well, you're an employee. Could you be an ambassador for us?",I like it 'cause it tastes chalky.,0,spont,train train_spont_29300,"The next step is to walk past, brush by her, throw my drink on her and not say sorry.","Yes, it will be hard, but like I always say, the only constant is change.",0,spont,train train_spont_29301,Do you want to clown or do you want to clown around? There's a significant difference.,"Well, I ate a dozen eggs a day. Was that a bad idea?",0,spont,train train_spont_29302,We have snacks here at Home Depot. You could have one of those.,"Oh, man, it's Mr. King Taco himself!",0,spont,train train_spont_29303,I can't believe you forgot the line cook party.,"You know, Walt. I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it's what we want and not what they want.",0,spont,train train_spont_29304,He's got that dueling basketball team he's very popular.,Where'd you get a shoe I bet you got it from your grandpa's closet.,0,spont,train train_spont_29305,"Greetings to you travelers on a mystic journey. Look down at me, your asthma inhaler. I will be your guide on this journey of enlightenment.","Ohhh, they got barbecue Fritos there?",0,spont,train train_spont_29306,"Why would they call the position tackle if he doesn't tackle? What, does he just yell at tackles and say offensive things?","I keep the bras in my desk, right next to my pack of cigarettes and my bread.",0,spont,train train_spont_29307,You have not been here 30 years.,"Well, I do, but that's a whole 'nother segment, Catalina.",0,spont,train train_spont_29308,"Jesus Christ, that child has a gun!",But it did not talk. It just said s'es.,0,spont,train train_spont_29309,"Rhonda, may I speak to you for a moment? Rhonda, do you love Jebodiah?",I told you to use a mop.,0,spont,train train_spont_29310,Hera was the original tough gal with a bad attitude.,"It's true. I'm very small, and I'm not very dense.",0,spont,train train_spont_29311,"I was so happy when she literally explained if you go downstage, you'll fall down.","Thank you for giving us a second chance, and the roast beef is on the house. I'll include it in your buffet.",0,spont,train train_spont_29312,"I just wanted to have a fun, spontaneous trip to a random location.","That was the best part. I heard so many people in the office cry ""Jesus Christ!""",0,spont,train train_spont_29313,Look at you in that dress. It's not age appropriate.,"Okay, I'm sorry. You're more upset about me not seeing Captain Phillips and lying about it than throwing up on you three times.",0,spont,train train_spont_29314,"Well, it's a big, wide, bad world out there. Boy, I can't wait to sink my teeth into it.","Well, this is Hawaii, so you getter get used to saying it this way. We like to pronounce things in crazy ways. ",0,spont,train train_spont_29315,"I thought that instead of talking when you're giving directions, you sing. We are backstage at the Grand Ole Opry.","I will. Welcome aboard, Miss Cynthia. It's great to have you finally be southern.",0,spont,train train_spont_29316,You started this museum? You're Gayle Vanhaven?,"Yeah, that's why I started the museum. I collected these dolls and realized that my tears could bring them back to life.",0,spont,train train_spont_29317,"All right, it's the night of our double suicide. We said we were going to do it. Going to do it right in front of everybody.",Fine. Just promise me you'll have a jazz band.,0,spont,train train_spont_29318,"Many years ago, we were doing a bit of a talent scout for potential servants. We got on a big bus and we drove across the country.","I don't know nothing about kids, but I saw we just turn him loose in the factory.",0,spont,train train_spont_29319,"Well, you can watch stuff on Netflix anytime. The special on the high school football team the Falconers was appointment television.","They want all kinds of money for those. I mean, it's a ripoff. I'm just going to put tape over it and write Chief Inspector on it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29320,"Are any of those kids related to famous people? Because if so, I'm all in on buying them.",I'll just take one of those shotguns then.,0,spont,train train_spont_29321,"I get terribly, terribly seasick. But I usually don't know 'til another month after I get off the boat.",You're right. I have been tugging at the hem of my peasant blouse for quite some time.,0,spont,train train_spont_29322,I don't give a shit about kids. But our baby is going to be different. No more sociopaths in my family.,"Goodbye, Maggie. What am I supposed to do with this body you're leaving?",0,spont,train train_spont_29323,"We have a lonely astronaut, sir. And because of that some of the food is being depleted.",So you're more of a back of the plane kind of person. You get water right before we land.,0,spont,train train_spont_29324,You're screaming at me.,"OK, you're talking about reverb. Nathan, I don't have a dryer.",0,spont,train train_spont_29325,"You mean, you very deftly without us even being aware of it, put Peyote inside of us?",The vending machine is the boss here.,0,spont,train train_spont_29326,"Boys, now when you get to your little logging job, I made you some sandwiches and a little bit of cider. You boys make sure you be careful around them logging machines, alright?","In France, if they are twins they throw them into the river. Both, because it is an omen of evil.",0,spont,train train_spont_29327,Can I get the first bus to the border?,Just getting some ice. Filling it up from the fountain. I'm terrified. Never had a gun pointed at me before.,0,spont,train train_spont_29328,You're laughing in a maniacal way.,Do you guys have a hot plate that I could warm the chocolate up on?,0,spont,train train_spont_29329,Any information we had on these two criminals was put into the computer and it created these two holograms.,"Yes, you can. she was lifting a brick off of someone and he shot her.",0,spont,train train_spont_29330,I'm sorry I'm late. What did I miss of the donut tour?,"You did fall down a lot, LeBron.",0,spont,train train_spont_29331,"If you want to keep your job, you'll get that girl to agree to that surgery.","Hey dudes, how ya doing? Is everybody sunburnt and drunk? That's the way we do it here.",0,spont,train train_spont_29332,You had eaten all the snacks!,"I don't know if I am or I'm not, but that's what's happening, and I got a badge and I got a gun and a I got a note from my teacher saying that I'm real life policeman.",0,spont,train train_spont_29333,"I would really like that, can you take the picture with me right now?",That sounds good. Just make sure you get us a good player in return.,0,spont,train train_spont_29334,"Look, you and your brother are kind creeping everybody out. You got these weird looks on your faces. You're throwing ice cream on the ground and you're saying ""it wasn't us who did it."" You're blaming somebody that nobody can see.",Thanks for nothing. We didn't get to go on the ride.,0,spont,train train_spont_29335,"Marge, you were the one who wrote the memo? I'm glad you're coming clean because you signed that memo ""We are legion.""","To be fair, Nelson, the bathroom is in the back.",0,spont,train train_spont_29336,"I was standing right behind your back, and I did not see you.","It's extraordinary. For you to wear those it seems like your foot would have to be right there. Just right in front of me. Or does your foot or your body weigh it down? Okay, I get it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29337,"You seem uncomfortable, It looks like you still have to take that dump.","Well then, it's going to put quite a damper on that project. Call them and let them know what's going on.",0,spont,train train_spont_29338,I bet you taste divine. I'd like to eat you up with a knife and fork.,"Thank you. I hate microphones. So, that's not something I would ever do.",0,spont,train train_spont_29339,It's going to be good. I'll punch with my knee.,"Well, that's not going to be a problem because the shot you gave me was only juice. Juice is hardly a drug.",0,spont,train train_spont_29340,So are these paintings for sale or what?,"Oh, Mr. Two Horses. Nice to meet you. My name is Chaz. Not short for Charles. Isn't that funny? My dad was Charles and his father was Charleston. So it's getting shorter each time.",0,spont,train train_spont_29341,You still have Amile. Do you still have Last Action Hero?,I just wanted to please in that moment so I just wrote yes.,0,spont,train train_spont_29342,"Dennis, you old bean!",I think I'm going to die.,0,spont,train train_spont_29343,"Celeste, sweetheart, what's going on here?",My ten children were taken.,0,spont,train train_spont_29344,I'll let you guys continue this conversation. I'm just gonna go check on the thimbles to see if we're fully stocked.,I'm a little worried this is above my... I'm the social media manager for this aquarium. I just don't think this falls into my category.,0,spont,train train_spont_29345,"First of all, Merilyn is a woman, Tim. And yes, I think maybe the three of us could be the collective man in Merilyn's life.","Yeah, that's right. Then you're morally clear. No jury in the land will convict you of helping us steal it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29346,"I'm going to remove my hand now. Do you have any last words, Michael Jackson, ventriloquist dummy?","Hey, it's after midnight somewhere. I'm just trying to have a good time.",0,spont,train train_spont_29347,"Sometimes I feel a little telekinetic-y. Like I can move something with my mind. How about you, dear? Have any talents or skills or magical powers?",I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me.,0,spont,train train_spont_29348,This is the first time you've offered me shrimp cocktail.,Female foot fetishists are so rare.,0,spont,train train_spont_29349,Your change of address at the DMV was completed.,I have rented one of those R-BnBs.,0,spont,train train_spont_29350,What are you doing? You're breaking the fourth wall here.,Wouldn't want to be you. He's a horrible actor.,0,spont,train train_spont_29351,"We are all lawyers, so not only are you cutting me down, but you're cutting yourself down.",Napkins. We started to charge because everybody wants to take them.,0,spont,train train_spont_29352,He's thinking so hard he's sweating all over the place.,"Jeez, it's sticking out.",0,spont,train train_spont_29353,"Yeah, and you know what's weird? I had the weirdest dream.","It sounds a little off-putting, to be honest with you. Like why would I want everything to be the same?",0,spont,train train_spont_29354,"Hey man, nobody remembers my name on this floor.",Who the fuck are you? You've never spoken.,0,spont,train train_spont_29355,"Dr. Phil, we can remove the snack from your body if we get to Hawaii.","Siri, what is the plastic thing nurses attach to wrists when patients are flying?",0,spont,train train_spont_29356,"Ryan, I think it's bad form for you to allow yourself to be addressed by a bunch of managers.",What if they take their shoes off? The Japanese and other Asians do that to maintain cleanliness.,0,spont,train train_spont_29357,Do one of you want to write it on a note and I can pass it to the citizens.,They have been hiding so long they aren't even the presidents anymore they just don't know it yet.,0,spont,train train_spont_29358,We can fly. That's got to be worth something.,Just these two adorable children? Do you have a net because they are flying around this room.,0,spont,train train_spont_29359,"At MTV, we like to have real, quality reality television.",I love fixing stuff. Sometimes I break things just to fix them.,0,spont,train train_spont_29360,I'm so glad I waited for my cheat day to get here with you.,That's me. She's my mom and I'm her daughter.,0,spont,train train_spont_29361,"Your office is so well appointed, Mr. Thompson.","Well, I feel bad. We weren't even supposed to have police evidence because we're agents with the FBI.",0,spont,train train_spont_29362,"Oh mama, we want to apologize for not having been in touch.","Wow, that's commitment to the twin aesthetic.",0,spont,train train_spont_29363,"They thought by making you smaller, you would throw up less?",Do we even want to go back there?,0,spont,train train_spont_29364,Here's a lock of baby Donald's hair.,"Well, good because you haven't dated any of those animals and they'll never even remember a date that didn't happen.",0,spont,train train_spont_29365,Popcorn gives Art heartburn.,"Oh, you are very sweaty, sir.",0,spont,train train_spont_29366,These corn cob toys are deteriorating before my eyes.,"I understand that, but this is my daughter's birthday, so I'd like to get this going.",0,spont,train train_spont_29367,"Hey, I'm running away from my robot parents, too. Don't I look like a teenager?",You look you're ready to have fun. Your eyes look very positive. Both of them.,0,spont,train train_spont_29368,"I must admit, I was lonely. So I put some super alcohol in your drink.",We only have one. Both of the teams hang out there.,0,spont,train train_spont_29369,Did you find this dog in the woods?,"I meant you have to figure out if you have one on you, you only know that one person didn't put one on you. That's not good enough.",0,spont,train train_spont_29370,He's with me. I'm his guardian.,"Well, let me just click in to the system here. Does it matter what border?",0,spont,train train_spont_29371,Do you have a horse tranquilizer?,"Well, you used the word perfect, so that's probably a bad way to go. Never use the word perfect.",0,spont,train train_spont_29372,"Lynn, darling. I feel as if we have to do some sort of warm up exercises before we go out on stage tonight.","Definitely, hold onto your wallet.",0,spont,train train_spont_29373,I don't respect you and I can very confidently say I never will.,"I guess I just really focused on the ""this is a stickup"" statement.",0,spont,train train_spont_29374,There's a good potato crop this year.,"You mean smooth jazz? Oh, no, I've lived my life incorrectly.",0,spont,train train_spont_29375,"You get that we're weird, crazy people, right?",It's wonderful because it's this magical land versus a very real place. Everyone loves it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29376,"Thank you, Ruth. Is that your name?",Get her her Pall Malls - she needs a cigarette.,0,spont,train train_spont_29377,Welcome to the council meeting. We are the Televangiles. We have called this special session at the request of Reverent St. Augustine.,"I'm very into DIY, so I can make some bags into a halter top.",0,spont,train train_spont_29378,I thought you were another kid. I went to the bathroom in front of you.,"That's right. Me and Ben will pop down the chimney, see what's going on down there.",0,spont,train train_spont_29379,What do we do? Those are deadly creatures inside those cars.,"Oh, that's a lizard, you're thinking of or a fish.",0,spont,train train_spont_29380,"They're making each other cry, but happy tears.",I'm done. I didn't know him that well. He was just an uncle.,0,spont,train train_spont_29381,You're in aisle 7. There's an old lady holding a half dead plant and then there's a young hot dude and he's got a broken lightbulb in his hand. Who do you help first?,"Why would you assign any level of intelligence to your hands, darling?",0,spont,train train_spont_29382,"I don't understand in the kitchen simulation, why is the cook screaming from the back, ""do you guys want some eggs or something?"" Isn't that the waiter's job?","Well, we can go out and talk about it some more. I might be interested.",0,spont,train train_spont_29383,What is he doing? The universal sign for touchdown?,"Sir, are you aware that this is a Cracker Barrel?",0,spont,train train_spont_29384,Where do you get the animals from?,"Oh, no he doesn't. I might have to eat this guy.",0,spont,train train_spont_29385,What's the lady's function here?,Nobody answer any questions. I'm the only one answering questions.,0,spont,train train_spont_29386,"I'm sorry. I'm just not used to relinquishing control. I've done over 7,000 performances as Juliet.",She has $10 Million. Don't let her write us out.,0,spont,train train_spont_29387,We can put any kind of shit in there we want. They didn't even ask what's in the dish.,What a philosophical little child.,0,spont,train train_spont_29388,"Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that your dad is worse than my dad. You can come stay with us if you want.","Okay, I'm just giving you diamonds, and then you're going to sell me a bike? I made you rich. You can't spare a free bike?",0,spont,train train_spont_29389,"I know your name is tissue, but you seem to be an actual tissue.","Yeah, I have wings and I can talk about being fairy, but maybe I can't totally make your dreams come true.",0,spont,train train_spont_29390,I'm going to make a little teeny-tiny seance chamber. Who's in?,"Well, I used these yo-yo's to go back in time to fix your life and you didn't do it. You just did the same thing.",0,spont,train train_spont_29391,"Hey, listen. Don't tell them about me. They shouldn't know that I'm a talking spider in here.",And you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit.,0,spont,train train_spont_29392,"I knew your mom, Sally. We were classmates and I knew you when you were a little girl.","I know, it's been a while. I'm only six. I was born with you dying.",0,spont,train train_spont_29393,"This funny thing happened in 1990. We forgot your birthday. So, it's my fault.","Right, and she's never going to grow.",0,spont,train train_spont_29394,I'm pretty good at talking about exactly what my life is with no jokes attached.,"Yeah, sign him. I don't care. I'm almost 100% deaf.",0,spont,train train_spont_29395,"Lady, I'm going to tear you up and wear you like a tube top!","Well, there won't be anyone sitting there at 2:15 A.M. That's when I plan on calling it a night and getting some beauty sleep.",0,spont,train train_spont_29396,My name is Hank Thompson. Allow me to give you my business card.,"Well, the boiler is working. So, I have my end covered.",0,spont,train train_spont_29397,"Chuck, this is a lot for me to process. First of all, if you're lying about having a job, why did you pick Build-a-Bear?",OK. When can I have the pictures back? I can't wait to add them to my scrapbook.,0,spont,train train_spont_29398,That murder was pretty cool because you got the bell house.,"That's a great idea. We can throw ghost parties and your ghost friends can be here, so can regular humans and you'll be in the same space, so we could be at double capacity.",0,spont,train train_spont_29399,"I guess we just keep vamping, like, I don't know. He's standing there like a deer in headlights.","Yeah, if you wouldn't mind, and I'm going to need a hand mirror for some of this stuff, too. Also, I need someone to play Helsing. Now, would you be up to playing Dracula's nemesis?",0,spont,train train_spont_29400,We will take this kid.,How could you have fulfilled your purpose in life? You are a terrible person you haven't fulfilled anything.,0,spont,train train_spont_29401,"All right, gentlemen. Splish-splash, time to take a gator dive.",That's right. That's why they call me Hearty. Back home. That's what the boys call me.,0,spont,train train_spont_29402,My butt! How dare you slap my butt like that?,"What the fuck kind of line of questioning is this, Mr. Brown? Of course we're cousins!",0,spont,train train_spont_29403,I'm not feeling so good. Bam! Bam!,This is punk rock. I feel like I'm going to start with the letter G.,0,spont,train train_spont_29404,"You are early risers. Normally, we don't get customers right here at noon when we open.",It's a two man act! I love those the best.,0,spont,train train_spont_29405,"Mr. Bell house, what's this piece of paper sticking out of your back pocket?",That's much more than $1 Million.,0,spont,train train_spont_29406,We have to get into the mind of the snake. The snake is just as scared as we are.,I'm glad you had that happiness. Everyone deserves it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29407,"Guys, my wedding is a-traditional. I don't want to be defined by having an other. So this is my wedding for me.","Whoa, this detestable creature has come up with one of the best ideas I think I've ever heard.",0,spont,train train_spont_29408,"Mr. Bender, you hit the panic button. I came up form the security gate. What's the problem?","Hi. Nice to meet you guys. You know, for being cousins, it's hard to tell any one of you apart. It's like I'm staring at a clone four times over.",0,spont,train train_spont_29409,"Sandy, do not quote Steve Miller to Mr. Buffett. I saw him kill someone in the magic show for saying ""abracadabra."" I saw it happen.","Wow, when did this hatred of Peter Pan happen with you, Ray?",0,spont,train train_spont_29410,Let's take it from the top. Pinky? It's going to be a speed-through. And save some emotion for the performance.,"You're right, Billy. Although Pinkerton here has just printed out on this 3 x 5 card this script he's been working on.",0,spont,train train_spont_29411,"I'm Abraham Lincoln. If I could look at you with both of my eyes, you would be in trouble. I'm in profile.",Excuse me? Your kids are adopted.,0,spont,train train_spont_29412,I'm so lonely.,Is there more stuff like that? I though it was just me.,0,spont,train train_spont_29413,"Don't mean to interrupt, but the camper's are arriving, and you two have been behind the honesty tree for a good half hour.","Interesting, I never knew that. 35 years old and I never knew that's what it meant.",0,spont,train train_spont_29414,Celebrities are the best of us.,"Mamma, I couldn't agree more. I have a lot of residual anger. I didn't shit out all of my anger, Mamma.",0,spont,train train_spont_29415,"Dr. Hawaii, I'm so sorry, but there's a pig emergency.",I reckon my smart phone just called you. Are you in the Eudora area?,0,spont,train train_spont_29416,"It's good to see you, Dayle. You've aged amazingly.","OK, but what about air? That seems to be a bigger problem.",0,spont,train train_spont_29417,I lied. I said there were a great many Blockbusters.,Thanks Mrs. Kleinman.,0,spont,train train_spont_29418,I'm gonna put all of the foodstuffs and the linens in here.,"How could they take everything away from you? Your bag, your pants, and now your whole flight?",0,spont,train train_spont_29419,I don't think any woman's had more than $40 at any time.,"That's right. And I brought you here for the wrong reasons, Jason. I love you, but we need to separate. You need to go your way and I need to go my way.",0,spont,train train_spont_29420,Here I am. I'm singing for you.,"It's right there. You probably couldn't tell from the shape on the door, but that's a hat with a price tag hanging off it. That means it's the lady's room. ",0,spont,train train_spont_29421,I don't know if you are familiar with this theory I read about. It proposes that all shells in another universe are on land mammals.,"Ok, hey, you don't get to say that, she's not your friend.",0,spont,train train_spont_29422,"Look, I'm just so thrown by seeing this adorable little girl that I'm willing to go back to the great Western Forum.",You must have some unfinished business here to deal with. Why are you hanging around the LA Forum?,0,spont,train train_spont_29423,Yes. It goes on a sandwich because a sandwich is things you slice.,"Oh no, no, no, I... I wasn't... This is crazy but I was actually facing the lens out to the world. I don't know what does that anymore but I just...",0,spont,train train_spont_29424,"Todd, I gotta say real nice job. Real good brush off.","That's the code of the Angels, man.",0,spont,train train_spont_29425,"Listen, you're two yokels that like in a ramshackle house in the middle of fucking West Virginia. Can you help me, please?",You've got news! Run with the story! Murderous intern on the loose! Machete in Machete Falls!,0,spont,train train_spont_29426,I'm going to go down to aisle 12. I'll be back in a little while.,"Now, that sounds like a young adult novel.",0,spont,train train_spont_29427,That London couple always gets the best seats.,That's the feeling I got. It was so in the moment that anything could change.,0,spont,train train_spont_29428,"Hey, since you know your wife so well, can you put in a word for me? Like, find out what her deal is?",I suppose I read in a blue print of the building that there was a trap door. I just never told anyone about it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29429,You don't think it's weird that Crimpcrumper is encouraging you to take a straight razor to Geum's neck?,I have a thyroid condition. That's why my hair grows so long.,0,spont,train train_spont_29430,"I mean, I'm just, you know what? I know it. I know logic to text you would blow into the big end.","Well, otherwise I just look like a sad woman alone eating.",0,spont,train train_spont_29431,"Guy, you told us that this area was going to be cleaned out by the 24th.",Hard candy is one.,0,spont,train train_spont_29432,"You gained a little marriage weight, did ya? Getting married to be all happy, while others are sad, living alone.","Oh, my God! I think I'm allergic to snake bites. You've got to get them!",0,spont,train train_spont_29433,Please don't turn it down any colder.?,I came right out of my mama and I got right on that floor and I started.,0,spont,train train_spont_29434,It's moving so fast. You've absorbed all the lemonade and you barely moved.,He's right. We never talk about it. I guess you had to be there.,0,spont,train train_spont_29435,"You know, there's trouble in the hills. I hope the American part of our family sends someone over soon so we can resolve the trouble in the hills.","Oh, I always keep the change.",0,spont,train train_spont_29436,"You thing this is some kind of fucking train station, where people can wander in?",It's finally happened. You thought you were going to spend your whole life without anyone else seeing your ghost.,0,spont,train train_spont_29437,Kush party? Like that ball that Rosie O'Donnell use to throw at people?,"Sam Houston, I wish I could accept your apology. But, you killed a lot of people and that's not cool.",0,spont,train train_spont_29438,The trash industry has suffered because of the cancellation of the Olympics. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village.,"And I'm got a trowel we can beat him silly with. But first, the handcuffs.",0,spont,train train_spont_29439,The Ryan Seacrest that I was aware of was shorter and didn't have a scar.,"Sometimes, I heard that they would just put some food in his mouth and while he was chewing it, they would just sort of have words that they would dub in later on.",0,spont,train train_spont_29440,"I have two pieces of bad news, sir.","We were almost like camouflage, you couldn't tell either of us apart.",0,spont,train train_spont_29441,It just seems like everyone in my life has forgotten my birthday today. Including me.,"Alright, well, this is heaven but - let's go where you want to go. Sure.",0,spont,train train_spont_29442,Can I be honest with you? I don't like your shirt. You seem to be absorbing a lot of the water in the park.,Here's a Velcro vest we got to help her stick to the seat. We take it everywhere. You will not be liable for any injuries. Mama's been injured a lot but she's still with us.,0,spont,train train_spont_29443,"To be frank, sir, even the poor people in Malibu have better houses than I do.","To be honest, I did not think about the amount of knife work that would be required and these bandages keep getting wet so I have to keep stopping and changing them.",0,spont,train train_spont_29444,"At this point, Ms. Charlile, I'm going to remind you that anything you say can and will be used against you, especially stuff like ""Kill him! We'll bury him next to my husband.""",Belinda. That's a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.,0,spont,train train_spont_29445,"I moved to this country to work at the LaCroix factory. Now, I have no reason to be here.",We could find another lake. It will take some time to find one though.,0,spont,train train_spont_29446,Look at us. A secret society with a pigeon in a cage. We're hardly a secret society at all!,"For the time being. It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it?",0,spont,train train_spont_29447,"Gayle, did you know that the dolls could come to life after midnight if you wet them?","Yes, it this is a ventriloquism museum and therefore it is dolls and we protect them in glass.",0,spont,train train_spont_29448,"Would you like a hot dog, half man dog?",That's my boy up there. And I couldn't be prouder of him.,0,spont,train train_spont_29449,A woman can't be a sheriff.,The little tapeworm is working so hard. He hasn't been inside a human in a while to get nutrients.,0,spont,train train_spont_29450,How come you haven't changed the plaque on your desk yet?,Damn! This is your fault. Don't make me hit you again.,0,spont,train train_spont_29451,Come on. You know better than to pronounce it that way.,"Oh, Fraufrick.",0,spont,train train_spont_29452,I was wondering if you would sign my copy of Bulgeman Number Four.,I know that's why this year we're going to slip laxative in their Gator-aid.,0,spont,train train_spont_29453,I've decided I don't need you in two weeks. I need you today.,Just like your pet tapeworm.,0,spont,train train_spont_29454,"Well, would you say that again? I can barely hear you over the turning of the river boat paddle wheel.",I'm just warning you ahead of time. You might go there and everything comes in a box and everyone plays a character.,0,spont,train train_spont_29455,"OK, now remember we're behind the honesty tree, so typical honesty rules apply.",We do need you. Don't think about the bands I was in. Think about the band I am in with you and you.,0,spont,train train_spont_29456,"Glorst and I have discussed your offer and we say yes, give us this juice. And do you take the juice as well?","How's that going to stick it to them, to send them a check? Don't you think they're going to get paid?",0,spont,train train_spont_29457,You're in luck there are plenty of crotch bulges.,"No it's not that, I put ice in my pants to try and turn myself into a scientist and I'm really uncomfortable.",0,spont,train train_spont_29458,"Oh, I didn't expect you to turn it around on me like that. I mean, you think I should go back out there?","Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants.",0,spont,train train_spont_29459,Making tablets would be a good use for fry droppings.,"Well, we should solve the problems on our planet before we start worrying about other planets.",0,spont,train train_spont_29460,He's a social media manager. He has questions for me on opening a Twitter account?,"Well it sounds like she enjoyed it, it doesn't mean that it's necessarily what she's supposed to be eating.",0,spont,train train_spont_29461,"Hey, how's it going over here? Has Bob here taken care of you? Has he recommended some of our 65 different margaritas?",Ketchups don't marry each other at all. Marry ketchups means mixing them together. Look what I'm doing here.,0,spont,train train_spont_29462,What's taking so long? I've been waiting for my food for so long and this line never moves.,"Of course, I do. Everybody does where we are.",0,spont,train train_spont_29463,"I know, they sound more stressed than we are.","Cindy, I'll pretend you didn't say that and I won't report you to the manager.",0,spont,train train_spont_29464,"Just keep holding that grenade. Also, aren't you feeling a little sleepy?","Well, I have to get to my husband's show. You're going to have to let me back into the before-life.",0,spont,train train_spont_29465,I have my tape recorder because I record everything.,"I'd like all over spikes, almost like head studs.",0,spont,train train_spont_29466,"Hey look. I'm not an educated guy, but I have just as right to serve on a jury as anybody else here.",Me too. I've been around longer than most of you and I got wisdom.,0,spont,train train_spont_29467,"Laurent and Charisma, have you ever thought to ask your mom more probing questions like if you are siblings and not cousins?","First of all kids, I don't like redundant questions? Secondly, don't bully Thomas.",0,spont,train train_spont_29468,"I understand that you wanted to dry out, but did you not think that maybe you'd need some sort of shelter?","OK. Barbara, I hope to see you again.",0,spont,train train_spont_29469,"Gentlemen, I see you are memorizing the margarita list. I expect to have you in tip top shape within one week. The customary training period for a Margaritaville server.",Oh. That's so sad.,0,spont,train train_spont_29470,"Mr. Brown, stop saying that you're muscular. It's kind of weird.","I want to see the big city, Savannah.",0,spont,train train_spont_29471,You're probably recognizing me from the posters for Grocery Store.,"You're gonna do what you want to do anyway, so go ahead.",0,spont,train train_spont_29472,"So, I've got to be the one to make the doll talk?","They do talk, but you need a little magic. The magic is your hand.",0,spont,train train_spont_29473,Why don't you come out of the shadows? We want to hang out with you!,"Okay, I'm going to start out very soft because I got crazy big fingers.",0,spont,train train_spont_29474,"I've got a vagina. And if it's properly inseminated, it gives birth to a mini-me in about nine or ten months.","Yes, they're charmingly rude to the customers there.",0,spont,train train_spont_29475,I notice that you've been draining my underground lake. This lake has been in my LaCroix family for years.,I'm so glad to be here on America's Favorite X-Factor. This is just a little diddy that I made up.,0,spont,train train_spont_29476,"If there's anyone here that who knows of any impediment to Evelyn Orzaball becoming a member of the board of Sport Club, please come forward.",A little bit. I have three children and they all left. I had a husband too.,0,spont,train train_spont_29477,Is that your Grandfather back from the dead?,"I did hear my dad say one time to watch the weird old hoof on your hand because when you become a man, so it will become magic. Today, I became a man.",0,spont,train train_spont_29478,"Kent, we've been over this. You may not hit upon the customers, and you certainly may not grab their breasts. We don't do that.","Okay. That's great. Oh, gosh. I don't know what to say. I like unicorns. I have a lot of stickers on my binder.",0,spont,train train_spont_29479,Oh! He threw the egg on the wall of this Kipton's Suites!,"This was a good plan, and I'm sorry that my dare to go to the pet store and not buy anything didn't pan out.",0,spont,train train_spont_29480,You got a good 2 feet on carol?,"Well there is water I'm told, so yeah it will definitely be easier.",0,spont,train train_spont_29481,"Hi, I'm Timmy Tammy Candy, the manager. Can I help you? Is there a problem?","Well, I think it's knowing more about your personality and what kind of shirt you want to present to the world, you know?",0,spont,train train_spont_29482,"OK kids, gather round. This tree's got something to say to you.","Of course, I only like space eyebrows.",0,spont,train train_spont_29483,It's the water cooler area. The coffee is very close by.,"Yeah, I got back here as fast as I could. The police are at my house right now. Luckily, the factory is right next door.",0,spont,train train_spont_29484,"You will end up looking like you have been moving, yes.","I feel like you're attacking me right now, Madame President.",0,spont,train train_spont_29485,"People would pull over. They'd come all the way across the country, pull over, and have our food.",Some people call it Dorito Dust!,0,spont,train train_spont_29486,"Hmm, should I read the pamphlets or worry about the disappearance of another life? I think I'm going to start reading the pamphlets.","Well, the timing could't be more perfect. Check out these pamphlets.",0,spont,train train_spont_29487,"Wow, I guess, yeah. I do kinda feel like I'm two people trapped in one body.",Really? You don't have paypal little man?,0,spont,train train_spont_29488,"Oh no, your boner. It's escaping.","We don't have any water. Well, wait. Chucky's sweating like crazy. Would tongue sweat work?",0,spont,train train_spont_29489,"Oh, wow! Tell me about it the murder. What happened? I've always wanted to see one myself.","I know it do, right? It's the only black hole, so far.",0,spont,train train_spont_29490,"Hello there, ma'am. I'm assuming that she paid full price for the appetizers in front of her?","Hold on, I was sitting on it the whole time. I was on the chair the whole time. It almost fell through the cracks.",0,spont,train train_spont_29491,There goes Steve. There goes Steve.,I feel as if he should have the name of an exalted status that everyone will bow down and respect him in the future.,0,spont,train train_spont_29492,Is James Sicking from Wisconsin? I thought he was from Canada.,"Let me look at the inside of this head. It says your name is Joanie, is that correct?",0,spont,train train_spont_29493,"When you get to the train station, you'll be looking for a guy that runs a black market flower business. They call him the scented grave robber. He's stealing flowers from graves and then reselling them.","Listen, I've done everything I was supposed to do. I've been keeping everything a secret. I delivered the briefcase with the plans. But, Craig cannot keep his mouth shut!",0,spont,train train_spont_29494,"In order to get your coffee, I need to write your name on the coffee cup.","Oh, that just looks like a giant tapeworm to me.",0,spont,train train_spont_29495,"Clappy, I have a weird feeling that those two - that Rita and Derrick have tried to keep us out.","Yeah, well, she does too. All those things. She keeps my other place clean. She cooks. She has sex with me in my other place. I must go. It's my manly duty to please all women.",0,spont,train train_spont_29496,"I'm just going to step out into the sidewalk now, honey, and change the motor oil in my vehicle.","Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger?",0,spont,train train_spont_29497,"Now, you know I have a harried past, Derek. I'm trying to raise our son in a more loving, accepting environment.",Oh thank you dear. I got the the vomit-proof poncho I ordered online!,0,spont,train train_spont_29498,"Yeah, Rudy's gone. How did you know, sir?","Joan, you know that if I start thumbing through those magazines, I'm lost. I'll get sucked in there and never come out again.",0,spont,train train_spont_29499,"Marjorie, look, I'm walking around in Wrinkle's body.",I'll get the eight balls. I know how to do this.,0,spont,train train_spont_29500,I can hold both your gloves. It's a full service boxing gym.,"Yeah, it's a real black eye on animals if you slither around so much.",0,spont,train train_spont_29501,"Old man Timmons is watching you, so stop dropping cups and help this lady with her Chihuahua Margarita.","Yeah, he just listed them all by memory. He's really great.",0,spont,train train_spont_29502,"Doc, what do you think. He's got this thing attached to him. It's pretty gross, right?","OK. Take us to the hatchery, the cocaine hatchery, where all of the spores are and the eggs.",0,spont,train train_spont_29503,I'm just all over the place because I'm so excited. We're finally going to be together after this.,"You're a big deal. Absolutely. I'm just saying, that some of the negative side effects are coming out. You're not a body builder. You're not some sort of athlete. You don't need this raging testosterone in your body.",0,spont,train train_spont_29504,"Demetrius, I am getting nervous. I don't know where chuck has gone. Ever since he went to that haunted house last night, I haven't seen him anywhere.",Last names are very important. First and last or you don't exist.,0,spont,train train_spont_29505,"I know. My name is Janet Jacobson, and I am an evil creature hunter. You have a creature of lore in your midst going around granting wishes. Why are you protecting her?",A warning? You've never given me a warning before.,0,spont,train train_spont_29506,Have you ever been bit at one of those snake churches?,"Yeah, I have a goatee, so I look like a lot of other people with a goatee. It's a common mistake.",0,spont,train train_spont_29507,You've stolen my family's water.,"If people ever got the idea that it doesn't matter if something is called a stalactite or stalagmite, it would be terrible.",0,spont,train train_spont_29508,"I think we're ignoring a larger problem here. Oh, suddenly it's very cold here in the ticket booth. Do you guys feel that?","We probably should. Technically, we're not supposed to let high people on, but who gives a fuck.",0,spont,train train_spont_29509,"That's it. That's my car. Look, someone wrote ""wash me"" on my back windshield.","Oh my god, thanks for driving us. We didn't even notice that. Your hands are soaking with blood.",0,spont,train train_spont_29510,Seems like this is working out.,"Thank you. I mean, they're the same color as each other and I feel like they're set at a good distance from each other on my skull.",0,spont,train train_spont_29511,Did you get your spiritually G.E.D?,I bet you're sued for being confident and sexy as an older man.,0,spont,train train_spont_29512,"So, Tarnese, do you read palms or are you a psychic?",Thank you. People call it a toothy grin.,0,spont,train train_spont_29513,You've just been hanging out at Build-a-Bear for hours pretending to work?,"Well it means a lot to me too, Chuck.",0,spont,train train_spont_29514,"If there's no suspect, what are we voting on?","Yes, we wanted to spank the shit out of each other.",0,spont,train train_spont_29515,"How long will it be your birthday? How much time do I have? You're not one of those where it stretches into 2 day birthdays, are you?","The old can stay, the new can stay. You're all going to be an explosion of molecules in a few minutes.",0,spont,train train_spont_29516,"Well, another year has passed. Here we are to meet with out friends.",That's OK. There was underlying tension with Abba. This works.,0,spont,train train_spont_29517,"Teddy Roosevelt, would you say you fall under the heading of villain of history or pop culture celebrity?","That's right. It's Michael Jackson, the ventriloquist dummy made out of mummies.",0,spont,train train_spont_29518,"Is there any possibility I could buy a train ticket for the next train to Savannah, Georgia. Do you have such a route?","God damn it, Shannon.",0,spont,train train_spont_29519,"Elizabeth, I warned you that this would happen. You didn't heed my advice.",It's hard to remember. It has been three years.,0,spont,train train_spont_29520,She should absolutely be here in the studio. Her training never ends.,Then good lucking get off that romper.,0,spont,train train_spont_29521,That's disappointing. We really like murdering people.,"Whoa, did you bring an old lady with you, man?",0,spont,train train_spont_29522,I'm a bad man. I can't believe the King is here.,"I got my own ticket, babe. I thought you had one.",0,spont,train train_spont_29523,"Mom, is this true? Did you tell this guy that I was awesome?","Oh, I'm very single. I go to bed every night with cream on my hands and cream on my feet just waiting for someone to come through the door and ravish me or do whatever they do in the movies.",0,spont,train train_spont_29524,I don't want to go in there if she doesn't have her bra on.,That is true. We might have already crossed over to the dark side and didn't even know it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29525,"I'm going to confess something to you. My associate Timothy and I, we did not know if you meant the American measurement of Fahrenheit - the empirical measurement - or the European metric measure of Centigrade.?","You? You're a human? No, you're daddy was an alien. What done flew down here and gave me a probe of semen. Alien semen. That's how he use his bond (?).",0,spont,train train_spont_29526,Well I just can't wait to get us some popcorn and RC Cola.,"Oh Jennifer, you will. You're going to meet the boy of your dreams here.",0,spont,train train_spont_29527,Why am I not number one on the list.,That's not how water works. You can't put more water on to take the other water off.,0,spont,train train_spont_29528,This old skeleton is wearing a Seattle Mariner's cap.,"Yeah, and how would you explain a raccoon just getting up and riding a bike? Maybe Samantha and I should run away together and try to find the diamond mine.",0,spont,train train_spont_29529,"Is your soliloquy over, 'cause your machine is leaking?","I don't believe him, and I think we should get the biggest weapons we can. Which, in Little Egg Town, is Nerf Baseball Bats. It doesn't take much to break our shells. Maybe we should break his.",0,spont,train train_spont_29530,"Are you evaporating right now? You know, it looks like you're sort of dissolving or something.","Yeah, it's the future. I just told you this is where we were going.",0,spont,train train_spont_29531,"Wait a minute, Calisto. When I was reading about going out of Malibu on my phone, I was told not to give strangers credit cards.","My goodness. Well, my name's Calisto and she's Calista.",0,spont,train train_spont_29532,"Mr. Tummy, why did you even come to the play if you're already dead.","I'm in the audience, does that mean I have to do something?",0,spont,train train_spont_29533,I'm real good at guessing people's heights as long as they're standing in front of a numbered background.,But we just walked out of the room.,0,spont,train train_spont_29534,"The joke book symbolizes that life's a joke, but also pretty dark.","Yea, but they are all kind of fucking whacked. It's nice to have a real ass bitch down here sometimes.",0,spont,train train_spont_29535,Felix is the only father that works at our company. What a coincidence that all of our other male employees are completely impotent.,"Yeah, it's doing other things.",0,spont,train train_spont_29536,Can y'all hurry up and move up there? My baby needs to get liquefied on the water ride.,"I would go to say you are triple-x petite. You're very, very petite.",0,spont,train train_spont_29537,"OK. You're 17 now, so I guess I have to tell you some things.",It's fun though because you can tell by the way they walk.,0,spont,train train_spont_29538,"Look, you guys can steal lemonade. Just slip me a few dollars to pay for my stand up classes.",I just took a bite of snorkie for the first time.,0,spont,train train_spont_29539,"This is Carolyn, who is human.",I'm gonna go get the camera. This is so special.,0,spont,train train_spont_29540,"We used to call my great aunt Nancy. She used to be Nanny, but she gave that spelling up when she got married.","Of course, it's Lactaid. We're on a super yacht.",0,spont,train train_spont_29541,"Jazz, what's wrong with your wrists and fingers?","I'm, you know. I'm full of gasoline.",0,spont,train train_spont_29542,"Hi Mr.Harbor, I'm sorry, I thought maybe you were Meredith's brother.","That's what it would take for a woman like you, who looks like an angel with her wings cut off.",0,spont,train train_spont_29543,"But mom, it's June 20th. I can't take another summer of just casual summer Buddhism.","That is what the voodoo princess said. She said ""he who signs for it has to take it, and he who doesn't lives another year.""",0,spont,train train_spont_29544,Doris is back and playing the classics. What is this she's segwaying into.,Invisible Dave and I have been sitting at the table for so long. I'm starving.,0,spont,train train_spont_29545,He said his name was Don but I think it was Steve Dons.,"Good idea, Steve Dons.",0,spont,train train_spont_29546,"You haven't actually seen Captain Philips, have you? The story you were going along with was Back to the Future.",The day's still young.,0,spont,train train_spont_29547,"Honey, you're the trees and life is the forest.",I'm bringing the grease so they can cook.,0,spont,train train_spont_29548,Maybe our musical should be about Steve.,"The last time they prepared a pie for the king, it wasn't good and they were all killed.",0,spont,train train_spont_29549,"And I still don't know. Anyway, this is cool. Hello everyone!",I think she needs the Heimlich.,0,spont,train train_spont_29550,Help me put the cop behind the curtain. Drag him over here.,"Yeah, it's there house. We just sneaked in.",0,spont,train train_spont_29551,We haven't even rehearsed and our first show is tonight. We gotta get to rehearsing.,I guess The Streets are out of the question because Murnice's husband was hit by a bus. They're down to just a guitar and some vocals.,0,spont,train train_spont_29552,I need to do a lot of laundry.,"Sure, but you're already our teacher. I'm not sure what that would change.",0,spont,train train_spont_29553,"I know. It's like you were hiding your true identity, so you felt you couldn't let your freak flag fly.","Alright, if you want me to do it, I'll do it. That's fine, but it just seems rude coming from Clark.",0,spont,train train_spont_29554,Your ice cream is melting in your hand. Do you want to eat it?,That's so sweet. Thank you so much. A lot of people complain about the sound of my voice.,0,spont,train train_spont_29555,I haven't even got my learner's permit.,And make sure you twirl the little propeller on the top.,0,spont,train train_spont_29556,"Well, you know what's a distraction? Elizabeth's webbed chin!",What? Let her take it? She looks like she has feet for hands!,0,spont,train train_spont_29557,"You know what's funny, I remember you at the 10 year reunion. I remember thinking wow, Ricky hasn't aged at all. And you still look even exactly the same as you did at that high school reunion.",Because of that night you drank like crazy and drive.,0,spont,train train_spont_29558,"Mr. Water Bouncer, are you single?",Your father and I did not come here so you could be in the arts.,0,spont,train train_spont_29559,I've been Edward this whole time.,"Please, I beg you to call me Ted.",0,spont,train train_spont_29560,"Gaston, you are right again and I apologize for being so closed minded.",That'll be one thousand francs.,0,spont,train train_spont_29561,Thanks Mrs. Kleinman.,I'm not in charge of getting them out of the van.,0,spont,train train_spont_29562,We will be married forever and it will be great.,I know. Do you remember that gal that had to sign the papers? It was her great-great-aunt.,0,spont,train train_spont_29563,"You thought James Patterson, the famous author - the guy whose books you read - you haven't looked at the back of the book, honey? You thought he was me?",Who let's the Big Toppers go? We're the Big Top brothers.,0,spont,train train_spont_29564,We already paid for our tickets to Orlando.,"We've done some googling while you've been abusing this gentlemen and, frankly, you're abusing your power. What do you think you are, a religion?",0,spont,train train_spont_29565,What's taking so long? I'm ready to do news report.,Just because you whisper it doesn't mean we don't hear you.,0,spont,train train_spont_29566,What color cream does this doughnut have?,"Look, you said you were two weeks from retirement a month ago. Why are you still even here?",0,spont,train train_spont_29567,Hello Marcus. I didn't think I'd see you here.,I'm gonna start pulling up its roots since we don't have to hear it scream in pain anymore.,0,spont,train train_spont_29568,"Hi, I'm Getcha Bemy. And I'm just a lady who likes to get it.","Not only that, everyone must like it in order for David to graduate.",0,spont,train train_spont_29569,"Brent, I just don't understand why your father sounds younger than you.",Was it that one with the zombie mom?,0,spont,train train_spont_29570,You have wandered into my evil layer!,"Only if you do, because you're prime. You're number one for me. You're the brother-wife number one.",0,spont,train train_spont_29571,"We're going to be up on the moon any day now, Premier Khrushcev.","I just beat you out for it, you scamp. Clearly, I have more experience with pickles.",0,spont,train train_spont_29572,"The snake will eat squirrels, rabbits, large mice, rats and puppies.",You could just tell that he doesn't really have Christ in his heart.,0,spont,train train_spont_29573,"Look, I used to drive for Lyft. I'll just tell them that I was Lyft driving when I wasn't in the hospital.","Yes, that's why I'm saying it so much. I'm positive that my wife is not opening the bakery door in the middle of the night and then closing it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29574,What was that about? I feel like you might have done some serious injury to yourself. You never took it off. You were pouring sweat!,By choice! She's supporting me emotionally.,0,spont,train train_spont_29575,Perhaps I could join your party.,But what about the guy you hired just to do that? Is he not available anymore?,0,spont,train train_spont_29576,You're talking about Mr. Et's Theater? Marion Et's Theater?,Your pubes connect to you face?,0,spont,train train_spont_29577,"Excuse me, is there something going on between you two?",Let's all say it together. Always bury a key in aisle four under the pantyhose.,0,spont,train train_spont_29578,"My phone, it keeps playing this racist song.","Pampt, but the P-T is silent, usually. Do you know other Pampts?",0,spont,train train_spont_29579,Where is Ruth's Chris?,"Well, this is pretty embarrassing to have no money in my accounts.",0,spont,train train_spont_29580,"Aberleen, are you in enjoying yourself at this play? I'm having mixed emotions.",Why wouldn't I? My body is my instrument.,0,spont,train train_spont_29581,You robbed Barbara of the experience of having her first hamburger?,"When you get cold, I get scared that you're dead.",0,spont,train train_spont_29582,"Mr. Jasper, what if you believe that God is over and nothingness is the only thing we have to embrace any longer?",That's just all around good life advice.,0,spont,train train_spont_29583,We could both go inside and talk to your wife.,This is why I've been complaining about this laundromat.,0,spont,train train_spont_29584,It's a federal offense to not comply with uniformed personnel.,"Oh, from your monogram, I thought you had some kind of degree.",0,spont,train train_spont_29585,"That place, they're just the worst. You know what I think it is? There's no song called Beer Town.","Very well. I'm watching, you Bob.",0,spont,train train_spont_29586,Why don't you just brush the lettuce off?,"Oh, we probably shouldn't have all been here at the same time in the break room.",0,spont,train train_spont_29587,Rumpelpiltdown is interested in having some extra security at his hovel.,You could be at this gallery.,0,spont,train train_spont_29588,"Have you ever thought about if the thing that's growing inside of you was dead and outside of you. It's a popular thing, especially in America.","I do. It makes sense because when I was going to have you, my water broke and so you came forth like a raging water full of carbonation.",0,spont,train train_spont_29589,"So what, I'm just supposed to go home? I'm just supposed to stay alone by myself?",What about if we're just coming in for concessions only?,0,spont,train train_spont_29590,I've never done anything like that before but I was the head of my dueling basketball team.,"OK. Well, here's a check. I hope $300 Million is enough.",0,spont,train train_spont_29591,"You married somebody, who dated someone before you. How do you feel about that?","Yeah, you could tell that if he was an adult he would be in jail or on television",0,spont,train train_spont_29592,I smelled the Tesla charging station from a great distance. The static electricity charge in the air is unmistakable.,"A platinum, huh? We will accept it, but we will slap you once.",0,spont,train train_spont_29593,Wait a minute. You're not going to be able get out of here unless somebody steers this thing while you're leaving. You know what? Go on without me! I'm going down with this whale.,"Boy, isn't that the truth. A whale's belly is like the coal mine of the sea.",0,spont,train train_spont_29594,All right. I guess one of us should go back out there.,"I guess they have more reason to be. I mean, they're planning the world's fair in a building. Seems ill advised.",0,spont,train train_spont_29595,There's a Hot Dog on a Stick right over there. They hand make their lemonade.,Can't we make an exception for my mom?,0,spont,train train_spont_29596,"Don't worry, Sparkles, we'll be free of this place one day.","Yes, friends. Now you see why I can't open the door.",0,spont,train train_spont_29597,"Curtis, I just wanted to talk to you about your business plan for this all night sushi.",You want something to stare at? Why don't you stare at these birthday cake candles until your eyeballs burn out?,0,spont,train train_spont_29598,You should go to the medic and have yourself checked out.,"They gave us Ikea gift cards and said ""go nuts.""",0,spont,train train_spont_29599,"Oh, man. It's like living in a sauna in this part of the south.",Really? No one ever seems to have any confidence in me.,0,spont,train train_spont_29600,I didn't even know that you didn't get permission slips to take the kids to the zoo.,I guess it's a good thing I got that over sized coat to make myself look bigger.,0,spont,train train_spont_29601,I've been playing this organ for 72 years.,"Well, Dr. Phil, the piece of snack is out and you've made aviation history by landing that plane.",0,spont,train train_spont_29602,"Sharon, you have made such a lovely meal for us all. This just looks delicious.","Thank you so much, mom. You're radiating.",0,spont,train train_spont_29603,"I feel like we didn't see the lack of forest for the trees. We focused so hard on each, tree, right? We didn't see the rest of them not being there.","Surprise! Here comes Amos. Amos is going to sing that famous old song ""Anybody Here Remember How To Jitterbug?""",0,spont,train train_spont_29604,That's right. Believe you can fly with your new wings.,There were are. They're so heavy.,0,spont,train train_spont_29605,"Sir, are you saying to Men in Black all the high school kids so that they forget everything?",Don't give me those crocodile tears. Did your mom die a third time?,0,spont,train train_spont_29606,I think that you should sit this one out. Let your understudy take the part.,"Oh, did I say that out loud? It's just something I can't stop thinking about.",0,spont,train train_spont_29607,"I'm seeking $100,000 for 10% of my company. How many times has this happened to you? You're standing around and the bus is late. You don't know where it is and you sure do have to get to your work or home or loved ones. If only you could fly. I have the solution. It's an invasive surgery in which mechanical wings are attached to your shoulders.","Yeah, everyone in my life left me on the same day. My parents disowned me. My husband of three years walked out the door. All of the pets evacuated the apartment.",0,spont,train train_spont_29608,"I can't do it Neil, I'm not ready.",Please call me Slick.,0,spont,train train_spont_29609,Felicity's going to figure it out sooner or later.,There's a cracked iPod mini in the lost in found.,0,spont,train train_spont_29610,Your Apple watch is in the dishwasher.,"So there were people here before, but I just kind of didn't look up for a while. I was lost in my own homily.",0,spont,train train_spont_29611,It turns out Jimmy Dillon Tristan is also a fan Bletchley Circle.,Are you going through puberty? Is your brain going through changes?,0,spont,train train_spont_29612,"Reach out and touch our actors. That's our new logo. And, it's 50% off all homemade jams.","Fine, I'm doing it because I've run out air in here.",0,spont,train train_spont_29613,"Well, you know, the city is over a hundred and fifty years old. I should know, because I'm the treasurer of this stupid city.","Well, it was the first thing that I thought of, and it certainly falls into the category of other. I don't know. Geez. At first, you were speaking my language, Dirk. Now I want to know what you mean by doing other things.",0,spont,train train_spont_29614,I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me.,This one has six yo-yo's.,0,spont,train train_spont_29615,"If you saw me get out of the front seat on the driver's side, it's because I asked the cab driver to let me experience what it was like to drive a taxi.",He really does. I heard he used to ride a bicycle nude.,0,spont,train train_spont_29616,Her hair is like Crystal Gayle length corn rows. You can hear her coming from a mile away.,Did you hear his song? Of course a tear is coming out of my eye. That was a beautiful song.,0,spont,train train_spont_29617,What the hell do you mean I can't run it as a story? You've just talked about time travel.,I know and I never asked to be this. I don't know how I got this job.,0,spont,train train_spont_29618,How's the orientation to camp going?,Get closer. I can't hear you with our bellies touching. We're so far apart.,0,spont,train train_spont_29619,"Guys, while you're cleaning this carpet, I want you to remember that celebrities will be walking on it.",That's alright. I think it helped us sing better.,0,spont,train train_spont_29620,Did you remember me because of my purple hair?,"Yeah, you have really weird breath. I can't totally place it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29621,"Sir, why are you wearing a mask?","If I may, I'd like to suggest Forest Whitaker. He's fat and he's trustworthy.",0,spont,train train_spont_29622,"So, you want to sacrifice someone that doesn't live here to the sea.",That's true. The sea has claimed all of my wives.,0,spont,train train_spont_29623,"Oh, is this a party? Is there a party happening over here?",I forgot to give you those other books with information about psychosis in them. Sorry.,0,spont,train train_spont_29624,"Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building.",I can neither confirm not deny that I can am a stair witch. But I can confirm that I am late for a therapy session. Gotta go!,0,spont,train train_spont_29625,"Sasha, do you require help brushing that creature?","It's true. Mr. Tummy visited yesterday and he said to put him in our will. We were laughing and I had had a Zima, so I put him in the will.",0,spont,train train_spont_29626,"Don't pet the dog, it's police.","Uh, oh. I'm sensing a 10-14. I need some backup out here please.",0,spont,train train_spont_29627,Can you help him? Please? I love this man.,"Happy anniversary, Shaun. It's the most beautiful three weeks of my life. I feel like I can almost feel.",0,spont,train train_spont_29628,Is there a voodoo curse on me?,But then you clearly established you had a wife. ,0,spont,train train_spont_29629,"Andrew, congratulations. You've got yourself representation at Fantastic Sams Talent Agency",I dressed like my favorite head mistress as a girl.,0,spont,train train_spont_29630,"Wow, there's thirty olives in my martini.",Iceland is famous for its love of hot dogs. You're the one who read the book.,0,spont,train train_spont_29631,Do you think that I should deep throat on the streets?,"Teacher, can we open the window, at least? It's July and it's so hot in here.",0,spont,train train_spont_29632,This is a secret project and I'm protecting my voice. I'm not going to sound anything like Stanley Kubrick.,"So, you have to do this even though she has already fallen love with you?",0,spont,train train_spont_29633,"Can you do it for our friend? She died 20 years ago, she's a huge fan. She can't rest until you give her a voicemail.","I mean, it gave me a chill hearing about it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29634,"Mr. Stanfield, we thank you for your offer and I suppose $300 Million is a good start. We'll make due.",That's true. Maybe we could make these possessive ghost murders a selling point for the club.,0,spont,train train_spont_29635,So probably that's a better thing to say. Non-Swiss cheese.?,Like the famous series of books that I've been reading since childhood?,0,spont,train train_spont_29636,"Nooky, we missed you!","That's a great idea, Slats. Let's put all the boxes on top of him. And then we'll be done.",0,spont,train train_spont_29637,"Ruth, did you hear that? The loud Doctor said that they are going to the TV studio.","Yea, he's easily the best character on Days of Our Lives.",0,spont,train train_spont_29638,Is the Aid Man signing about to begin?,"I mean, from your lips to God's ears. Of course, we'd love that.",0,spont,train train_spont_29639,"Listen, your doughnuts are so delicious and of course we eat them all the time. We love them.","Look, angry lieutenant, I was doing it because I was doing my job, okay?",0,spont,train train_spont_29640,"Hello, Ma'am. Would you like to buy a girl scout?",Just you and me? Me and Jerry Disney? This is exciting!,0,spont,train train_spont_29641,"Mr. Ramierez, that's a beautiful hat.",You know what? I'll put on a jacket if it'll make you happy.,0,spont,train train_spont_29642,I went to the Yngwie Malmsteen and forgot to wear my scarf.,I think I am me. Except for in 2009 when someone stole my security number. I've been myself the whole time.,0,spont,train train_spont_29643,"We haven't hung out since high school. John, how have things been?","Disgusting! Don't you spit on Hitler, you air brain.",0,spont,train train_spont_29644,Now I know why you like a woman who looks like a man because that's half of the women characters you wrote in the past as William Shakespeare.,"That was weird. I don't think you look that much like Dame Edna. I mean, if I saw you side to side, I'd say ""No, she doesn't look like Dame Edma at all.""",0,spont,train train_spont_29645,"Girls, be firm, but fair. Remember, he's very sleepy. In the end, you must make an honest assessment on if Rodney is fit to be our butler-cook, or if we must shop for another.","Well, that's because you're an outsider, Rodney. And everyone will always regard you as such.",0,spont,train train_spont_29646,"I'm so worried about him, you know how he disappears.","That's right, I met you at a Pelicans game in 1903!",0,spont,train train_spont_29647,This is a cactus that has five arms and not four arms. Is there a possibility the map got this wrong? We can't go back and look at it.,We're scientists. We're here to document all of the different forms of carbon that exist in this cave.,0,spont,train train_spont_29648,"Great news, guys. We don't need this town no more because we're going to be recording artists.",We've been working since we was 14. Out there in the trees.,0,spont,train train_spont_29649,"Oh, hello. I'm chef Pierre. Nice to meet you.","Well Chris, that's because you won't play my man vs. man hunting game I like to play. Haven't you seen me playing?",0,spont,train train_spont_29650,"Oh my god, thanks for driving us. We didn't even notice that. Your hands are soaking with blood.",Not as many of those videos as I would have liked. We had our whole evening planned.,0,spont,train train_spont_29651,I can't eat any more bisque. I'm going blind. It could be the goldsmith or it could be the turtle shell. Can we just go next door and check it out.,That is an interesting story that I look forward to telling you at a later occasion.,0,spont,train train_spont_29652,"In fine print, we say that the contest winner will be revealed around 2019.",I think that's why we're limited in our growth. You need to see this vision of putting two businesses together.,0,spont,train train_spont_29653,I think my dad is way worse than your dad.,"Flattering, that comparison isn't.",0,spont,train train_spont_29654,"Jazz, what's wrong with your wrists and fingers?","It's for everyone, Jazz. Everyone's going to eat this. You can add it to your own plate.",0,spont,train train_spont_29655,"All right then. I'm inclined to trust you girls. Now, get back on the top bunk, both of you.",I feel very judged by the grocers.,0,spont,train train_spont_29656,I was in the Air Force for many years.,Those are my initials. My first name is Albert. My middle name is Sam. My last name is Nesbit-Umbrella.,0,spont,train train_spont_29657,Isn't he charming? Your son is so sweet.,"Oh, Geum, you are so funny. You know I can't tell you what's in them.",0,spont,train train_spont_29658,"That's great, you can make the drapes. I'll make some food. I'm sure you have some sort of food in here.","Hey, fair enough. You stick around in the painting.",0,spont,train train_spont_29659,"My hazard light's are on, why do you have to give me a ticket.","You're right, we would literally kill you if you tried to tell it again.",0,spont,train train_spont_29660,"Yeah, as I was saying, I'm a big World War II buff, so I know a lot of battle were fought right on that Alsatian border.","Yeah, and we've seen them all.",0,spont,train train_spont_29661,I'm so close to breaking the doughnut case. And now you bring in some hotshot rookie dressed as a kid?,I can't believe I'm finally getting my haircut by someone who is from another country.,0,spont,train train_spont_29662,"Look, you said you were two weeks from retirement a month ago. Why are you still even here?","I'm glad you asked, because we have no such rule. Well, if it's as big as a carry on in an airplane, you can bring it and fill it with doughnuts. But nothing bigger, so I guess we do actually have a rule.",0,spont,train train_spont_29663,"I think that each and every one of us has a very special, brilliant part of ourselves. That part is, ourselves.",Really? Do you want to sleep in a tree?,0,spont,train train_spont_29664,"Good news, ya'll, John and I are getting back together.","Ohhh, that's a sad way to put your dog down. We're laughing through the pain.",0,spont,train train_spont_29665,"So you've just been making just stuff from boxes, then? But we could cater for you with fresh meats or whatever is in hotdogs.",I don't know why I told Mr. Millionaire he could juggle when I know for sure he can ride a bike and solve logic puzzles.,0,spont,train train_spont_29666,We're actually like a Jekyll and Hyde. We're two halves of the same.,"Well, I have a raging heroin addiction, so it might just be you.",0,spont,train train_spont_29667,"Now, how is our family going to achieve global dominance now that Holland has completely fallen apart?","Well, I shall prove it! I shall strike out on my own. Just me and this terrifying pigeon! We will start our own society called Pigeon and Friends.",0,spont,train train_spont_29668,Two Seacrests? One a foot taller than the other and one with a big scar down his face.,I brought my own Dyson. ,0,spont,train train_spont_29669,"This bag has been getting kind of heavy. I'm pretty sure I haven't put it down this whole time, have I?","I was knitting, but I did it with spaghetti noodles. Take that, Pinterest.",0,spont,train train_spont_29670,"Hey, Fatty Arbuckle. Are you fat or a lesbian?","Yes, we do have ten. We can get more if you need them.",0,spont,train train_spont_29671,"I'm an American, by the way. I'm Karen.",No one does. And I'm mayor for life.,0,spont,train train_spont_29672,"Well, is he here yet? The man who is coming to see the property.","I'll even make it a 24 pack, how's that sound?",0,spont,train train_spont_29673,"Hey, Nooky, you look like you got smashed up a bit.","Free of this life? I'm down for moving the boxes, but I don't want a suicide pact.",0,spont,train train_spont_29674,"Terribly sorry, I know the line is long. I don't have a terrible amount of time to treat you all today. There's a woman living at my house that I'm trying to introduce into high society, to prove that all people are the same.","You did offer it. But OK, I'll have and English dinner instead. ",0,spont,train train_spont_29675,Scallops? Are you going to eat right now? You want the scallops?,That's smart. Identity theft is real.,0,spont,train train_spont_29676,"Hey you kids, stop talking about cumming over there. Go shop.",Well I thank you. I'm going to take them to heart. I will be honest with my wife about my failing memory.,0,spont,train train_spont_29677,"Oh, thank god it worked. He went to the concert.","Hey, I didn't want to go to this dumb camp. But now I'm intrigued.",0,spont,train train_spont_29678,Why do we have to say she's in an eight day coma? Why can't we just make it 0 days if we already know how long it's going to be?,"Yeah, it's vintage. It's cool.",0,spont,train train_spont_29679,"Watch, I can turn into anything. Hey, look at me.","I know, well, it wasn't my idea to shoot this diaper commercial outdoors.",0,spont,train train_spont_29680,Did all the secretaries contribute this time?,"Yeah, you're allowed to touch the sprinkles.",0,spont,train train_spont_29681,One of her eyes is smooshed.,"I'd like to point out that what we were talking about was just truth, not gossip.",0,spont,train train_spont_29682,"So, you're not the baby man? You're just a third brother?",Surely all of us are anti socialized and friendless enough that we can absolutely decipher the map.,0,spont,train train_spont_29683,Does this mean something about us if we sell a rocking horse to a sex person?,"OK. Well, guess what? This case has my full attention from here on out.",0,spont,train train_spont_29684,I'm going to go over to the kiosk and use my blocks to buy more blimp tickets for everyone.,"He is doing well. For some reason, he is singing Outkast tunes from 2005.",0,spont,train train_spont_29685,"Oh, no. Who invited you, Hitler?","Yeah, I definitely want a divorce and I want my arms removed. A lot of things are occurring to me today.",0,spont,train train_spont_29686,"If you'll just allow us, we were both on our speech and debate teams in high school and we're very adept at making arguments.","You know, we're always trying to make room in our brain for new experiences, so we don't hang onto a lot of memories.",0,spont,train train_spont_29687,"Well, I'm thinking that the probability that that might happen is probably the same amount as the probability that got us stranded under here anyway. So let's do it, huh?","Hey, that's my wife.",0,spont,train train_spont_29688,"Last Blockbuster? Daddy-master, why didn't you tell us this before?",I sound like this because I just had a lemonade. We're all sugared up and our vocal cords got effected.,0,spont,train train_spont_29689,This is wonderful news because I was afraid of getting shot in the face or the arm or the leg or the abdomen.,"Well, if there's anything the Scotch Irish know how to do is participate in civil war.",0,spont,train train_spont_29690,I've printed out the Wikipedia page for the town we live in. Maybe we can have Roger read that.,"Kill him, Karen. Kill him! He knows too much.",0,spont,train train_spont_29691,"All the jokes you made at dinner, I was OK with. I'm sorry I didn't laugh at many of them.",Expect this grudge to be held for 25 years.,0,spont,train train_spont_29692,What does the card say? Because maybe you can't read and that's actually the real problem here.,"I don't think so, but it's just one of those things we disagree on. We do have a lot of disagreements.",0,spont,train train_spont_29693,A nun gave us bingo when we got engaged. It was hilarious. A nun came up and we weren't even near a church.,"Well, see, the problem is we can't really go on double dates with living people. But, if you guys killed yourselves. We would be good.",0,spont,train train_spont_29694,"You know I'm a policeman and I'm still standing here, right? You just ordered someone to kill your landlord.","I'm also headed east. I'm just driving, really. I've been driving this road for two years trying to pick up somebody.",0,spont,train train_spont_29695,"All right, this is getting weird.",I think it's very topical. You can't have a thing where most of the thing's about blood and not reference HIV and AIDS.,0,spont,train train_spont_29696,"Well, but, it's what I love the most. These secrets. I don't want to give those up.","Yeah, I think they were trying to take back that term. Like, I am sterile. You can't define me.",0,spont,train train_spont_29697,"If anything happens to me, please tell my parents that I love them.",I'm not going to stop until you're dancing by yourself.,0,spont,train train_spont_29698,We didn't have a honeymoon and we didn't ever celebrate Christmas. We never had the money.,OK. This is a sound business plan. Let's go. Let's put that ad in the Penny Saver.,0,spont,train train_spont_29699,"Well, Evelyn, there is hope for you. All you have to do is marry into the Orzaball family.","It's not called tennis ball, it's called tennis. We don't need a ball!",0,spont,train train_spont_29700,"Buy a t-shirt from a mustachio gentleman. It says ""Lauren Hill, worth the wait"".",I stole them.,0,spont,train train_spont_29701,"Rudy, this show is going terrible. It's getting very dirty.",I like to work for it. I'm going to call you Clarissa.,0,spont,train train_spont_29702,Are you going to look at it? That might be the ringer. It might be notifying you that you're getting an incoming call.,"Oh, I'm supposed to go to this funeral. I was going to be the guy who sings the funeral song.",0,spont,train train_spont_29703,I noticed that you've got on a nice tool belt with quite a few hammers and wrenches.,And what a way to wind down this Cat Woman tour on a super yacht!,0,spont,train train_spont_29704,"My family, yes. My twin brother's here.",It's true.You gave me the opportunity to be a mysterious old asshole.,0,spont,train train_spont_29705,"We all tried, but Brenda fell down that well last year and just no one ever cared to find her.","On one hand, I really do want to touch the sprinkles, but, I mean, it isn't cool for us to just stick our hands in the food.",0,spont,train train_spont_29706,"Well, I am a chef. I have to be fast so I don't cut my fingers off.","Right, and grate your cheese.",0,spont,train train_spont_29707,People would be surprised to find out how fat I am if they weighed me.,"Oh, thank you. I drink water. Except when I'm drinking wine.",0,spont,train train_spont_29708,Oh look at that map. It's huge.,I feel as if I'm forgetting more and more things.,0,spont,train train_spont_29709,"Hey, look who made it back to the wrong side of the tracks.","Rodney, you've been an OK servant to us over the years. Please just tell me where the girls are now.",0,spont,train train_spont_29710,"Come on, take the shot, ghost Wilt Chamberlain.","He's pacing a lot, he's not making eye contact, he's not threatening. I get it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29711,"You're not going to be frolicking on the moon for very long. A couple minutes, because we're going to run out of air if we stay here any longer.",Why not? Don't you want the space program to continue? People will care about the program more after the astronauts die. Don't you see?,0,spont,train train_spont_29712,Welcome to Wisconsin. Would you like some towels?,"Well, I happen to not be able to know how to get out of here. I get lost at work.",0,spont,train train_spont_29713,"Geum, you can stay, but you're going to learn how to do hair. For real. 'Cause this is the only beauty salon in this town.","Rocket fuel? Well, that is a crime. You can't put that in something people eat.",0,spont,train train_spont_29714,"Wow, your husband, Earl sounds like a real sniveling worm.",If we take the time to report this. We'll probably end up having to answer a lot of questions to the police. Then we don't have to paint my mom's kitchen.,0,spont,train train_spont_29715,"Oh, sure. You're busy talking with other people.","Not like that cumbersome circle of Australia, father.",0,spont,train train_spont_29716,"We thought you guys were so cool, and then you just ran away once we told you.","I appreciate that. It's refreshing, actually, that someone would make a promise.",0,spont,train train_spont_29717,I know. They're taller than us and even us standing on each others shoulders.,"Yeah. Wow. I feel like a man. I wish we could have a bar mitzvah, but we're Catholic.",0,spont,train train_spont_29718,"I'm sorry. I'm your server, and I just want to let you know we're down to the last two pieces of roast beef. We're now in the middle of Act 2, so there's nothing we can do.","Well, it wasn't until I heard that story about food, and now I'm getting hungry.",0,spont,train train_spont_29719,"Oh, this is bad news. Everything's on fire.",But it seems like you'll just be able to read it. You'll know it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29720,"If you're ghosts, why do you have a car?","You know, not the way a husband loves a wife. But, I'm like, a fan.",0,spont,train train_spont_29721,It is a little interesting and amazing that I came back.,"Well, isn't that a coincidence. Please allow me to allow you to leave now.",0,spont,train train_spont_29722,Stupid shoes. How am I supposed to take these off and put other ones on? I'm never going to get the hang of it.,Jasper go get your Grandfather a cold wash cloth He's hot up there.,0,spont,train train_spont_29723,I've been a plastic surgeon for about thirty-five years.,"You've got to give him gasoline, but give him Mitierry Sauce! That's gasoline, cheese, bell peppers, a baby arm, and two pieces of bacon.",0,spont,train train_spont_29724,"So, Terry, you're single?",Everybody's mom's dying.,0,spont,train train_spont_29725,"Toadstool, we accept your gracious invitation to take Peyote.","Oh, wait. The vending machine don't take pennies.",0,spont,train train_spont_29726,Father? It took a very long time to decide which dimension to go to. Each dimension is very special in its very own way.,"Yeah, I feel like the intensity level is getting ramped up.",0,spont,train train_spont_29727,"Maybe if you start accepting the heat, it might help you a little bit more.","I'd like that, but you seem on the fence about it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29728,I found myself telling this mechanic so many personal pieces of information about me. I never reveal that I'm a retail buyer.,"Yeah, I think I might be lost. I mean, I've been here for three years.",0,spont,train train_spont_29729,It's so true. I'm just going to let it flutter into my mouth like a feather.,"Oh, my god. You're the answer to all my prayers. I didn't know what my thing was and now I know my thing is you. I'll die if I ever lose you or if for some reason you decide you're tired of me and disappear.",0,spont,train train_spont_29730,I'm going to have to do my lady's act in the show. I can't do that.,And destruction from the planet LV427.,0,spont,train train_spont_29731,The story of Putio is a little magical guy who has a gigantic knife.,Are we going to turn into werewolves?,0,spont,train train_spont_29732,"Ruth, I wish that I could home school you rather than send you to that sinful place. But, I like to watch my stories. So, I can't take time out to be teaching arithmetic and how the world is 100 years old.","I told you, you keep trying to put chapstick on it but I it's not going to work.",0,spont,train train_spont_29733,"That guy pulled the old double talk on you, didn't he?","What, you want me to leave my dog at home? You're talking like a crazy person right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_29734,"Mr. Joshua, what can I get you? Some cream butter?","It's true. If you put me in the shade, then I have nerves a plenty.",0,spont,train train_spont_29735,"Shut up, shooter! You got your free frog.",Wow! They're identical cousins.,0,spont,train train_spont_29736,"If you show us where the Hazel Diamond is, we'll split the profits with you.","Well, it's his birthday.",0,spont,train train_spont_29737,"Ms. LaPone, I just love the Broadway stage.",That's the way the contest works. We have to keep all of the photos for the next 20 years.,0,spont,train train_spont_29738,"All right. I know that everyone's feeling, you know, not their best today. It is 09/12, so let's really pull it together.","Yeah, the more the merrier. Look, there's one praying in the corner.",0,spont,train train_spont_29739,Beatrix is a very memorable name.,I love power. It's my favorite personality trait.,0,spont,train train_spont_29740,I'm going to stay firmly planted in the car.,Those are the most sincere thank yous I have ever received.,0,spont,train train_spont_29741,Stop talking. We paid a lot of money for these tickets.,Some days I think it'll never stop. I'm still in incredible pain all the time. Why do you think I'm so uptight?,0,spont,train train_spont_29742,"Hey rookie, why don't you take a whiff? Get a little closer, just get in there.",We call him Chucky or Bad Skin or Skin Peely.,0,spont,train train_spont_29743,"Tom, I'm allergic to puppies.","Oh, everybody knows that about the snake. St. Patrick taught us that.",0,spont,train train_spont_29744,I heard Mary was in an accident. How is she doing?,That will do. What do we do for candles?,0,spont,train train_spont_29745,"I know that you care about me, but I don't really like yogurt that much.","Apparently, even after they fall in love with you, you have to continue to be a terrible person or else they leave you.",0,spont,train train_spont_29746,I keep following you. As your head moves my head moves.,I knew it. I can't trust anyone on this ship. I should have gone to Paris with John.,0,spont,train train_spont_29747,"Mr. Featherman, I gotta have a lunch break today, OK? I got to. I gotta eat.","I'm telling you, you need to write a book, man. You need to write an inspirational quote book because you're just so positive all of the time, Pinky.",0,spont,train train_spont_29748,"The space mission is very simple. You see, Colonel Buffet, they are to go up to the moon, to step onto the moon, and they are to perish.","The pilot was getting attacked by these two giants and I saw back here that there was as water breach, so I had to run back and forth.",0,spont,train train_spont_29749,It's pulling down your shirt a lot. We're going to see nipple.,"Oh, it did. I'm about to faint in this chamber.",0,spont,train train_spont_29750,"You should go talk to Roger, Donna. You're the Executive Producer.",One of them showed up at the door and I thought she was selling girl scout cookies.,0,spont,train train_spont_29751,"You see, he makes like he's in a box. Now he's walking against the wind.",I'm going to come back as a man who sounds vaguely like a woman. That's my plan.,0,spont,train train_spont_29752,"Secrets, secrets must be kept. Secrets, secrets, I'm gonna murder you.",This is slightly larger.,0,spont,train train_spont_29753,"This is it, Chuck, they're about to do the Z names.","Yes, yes, it's my assistant.",0,spont,train train_spont_29754,"Hey, our boss was just here. Where did she go?",I grow weary of being the God over so many systems of life.,0,spont,train train_spont_29755,You can see me at my desk. It's right over here.,"I'll take his heart if he don't want it. Complementary, of course, because obviously he don't want his heart.",0,spont,train train_spont_29756,"Originally, it was like, a solidarity thing. You were like ""If you're going to be in a wheelchair, I'm going to be in one."" That was, I think maybe, interpreted as the wrong message.",It's actually a great system unless the mailman starts opening up the letters and reading them.,0,spont,train train_spont_29757,"So, Karlt, you said you made a wish?",I was locked in a cage by Bigfoot.,0,spont,train train_spont_29758,"But, you know what? It's a good experiment because no everyone can see that a salad spinner will not work underwater. Like, even though it will function, it will not dry the salad because it's in water.","Nobody ever does, mom.",0,spont,train train_spont_29759,He's at the club at the bottom of the hill. We told you that several times.,"Well, Rick, you deserve to be happy just like everybody else. I know you're in love with him.",0,spont,train train_spont_29760,"Ken, come clean. Are you a time traveler?","He was busy on his phone playing Plants vs Zombies. I just figured I'd go with it and keep the reality real. So, I bit him.",0,spont,train train_spont_29761,I can seat you next to the window.,"If you stumble blind and fall into situations, sometimes that situation can be a big suitcase full of money.",0,spont,train train_spont_29762,"Excuse me, I need more stuffing for my bear. How stretchy is this bear skin.",OK. Let me first of all let me just say that I'm sorry. That was bad on me. I didn't have faith that you would get a date.,0,spont,train train_spont_29763,"Hey guys, sorry to interrupt but the studio's closing in twenty seconds, everybody has to leave the building.","I did, I did. I was very unpopular, man.",0,spont,train train_spont_29764,"Oh, I'm sorry. Am I bothering you?",I've been looking forward to this for months.,0,spont,train train_spont_29765,You don't sound like you want to go to the store now.,"I think we should, I mean, we've got blood diamonds. I think we should get something even worse than a blood diamond. Takes some kid's soul and put it in a diamond, maybe.",0,spont,train train_spont_29766,"How did you get this job, son as the Press Secretary for the President of the United States? It seems like you're not very well qualified.",I have made $4.00.,0,spont,train train_spont_29767,"Excuse me, sir. ","OK, Mike. One, two, three.",0,spont,train train_spont_29768,"Rudy, people say you can do it all, you've got five tools. You can hit, you can hit for power. You can run, you can catch. You can steal. Is there anything you can't do?","Oh, I had a sip of this stuff and it's no good, Skip. My liver hurts already.",0,spont,train train_spont_29769,Are you guys going to order some tacos or what? I'm hungry as hell. I've been standing out here in the sun behind you guys diddling your own skittles.,Oh god. Do you take traveler's checks?,0,spont,train train_spont_29770,Popcorn gives Art heartburn.,I feel like I'm being eaten alive by fire ants.,0,spont,train train_spont_29771,I've been giving y'all terrible haircuts for ten years.,"I'm so sorry, I never did your hair all this time.",0,spont,train train_spont_29772,Why am I being fired? What did I do?,OK. It is a train station. Don't turn them away.,0,spont,train train_spont_29773,"Darling, this is Mr. Peter Two Horses.",We know. We didn't bring the dog with us.,0,spont,train train_spont_29774,"Bartal, if I don't hear this little new shit, Mindy sing within the next 30 seconds, I am going to explode. You better get her singing.","Yeah, I was a child performer. That's what I was getting at.",0,spont,train train_spont_29775,"Look, I don't question miracles mama and papa.","Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you.",0,spont,train train_spont_29776,"The three life jobs that will get you killed are Navy Seal, test pilot and slap bassist and so don't take it lightly, please. ",In Primus? It's every clown's dream to join Primus.,0,spont,train train_spont_29777,We could lock these children in them and call them the Birds of Akron.,"Do you have the rest of the Cavaliers, like all the adult professional players?",0,spont,train train_spont_29778,Margarittaville is always open. All the time. Come in.,"That's OK Vince, you can come fuck me instead. Forget about John.",0,spont,train train_spont_29779,I'm Kerryanne from the film Poltergeist. I really like Joy Division.,A stabbing? What the hell is wrong with you?,0,spont,train train_spont_29780,"Help, help, guys. I can't get out and this room is filling with nickels.","Oh, I'll put it in a baggie.",0,spont,train train_spont_29781,Kurt was a good kid and he accomplished a lot for a 12 year old.,"That's right. It's called home of the white collar, blue collar employees.",0,spont,train train_spont_29782,"Rather than grade your homework day by day, I'm going to give it to you all now. You've got the year to finish it. Just give it to me at the end of the year.",We did a prank. I hope you don't gotta sing the national anthem of a country you don't know or the Greek alphabet.,0,spont,train train_spont_29783,"Dear God. First of all, enough about me, how are you?","You know, you don't even know. Number one, he's a fish. He's a talking fish and more of like a monkey.",0,spont,train train_spont_29784,I can't believe there were stilts here. Who would leave perfectly good stilts in a parking lot?,"Well, that's a polyamorous relationship I'm ready to hop into.",0,spont,train train_spont_29785,He's so rude. You know what? I put all the sale items on the end caps in color order and then he put them by price. ,"See, Sherry told you not to be in here using the computer, Vlad.",0,spont,train train_spont_29786,"This is definitely a special town, especially if we're going to allow you to remain alive and not incarcerated after you murdered 100 people.","Oh, two bikes. This is going to be quite a commission for me.",0,spont,train train_spont_29787,That show really helped me learn English. Grammar.,I'm sorry but you're not announcing anything at this very moment. Can you bring it down a notch?,0,spont,train train_spont_29788,"I don't know why the flowers are coming so late, because we're about to get kicked out.",It was a girl talk thing.,0,spont,train train_spont_29789,It is a golden bell. You're very perceptive.,"'Cause it's an emergent field, right? Like, as you're studying it you're also creating it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29790,"Hey, leave my shoe alone!",Either one. I don't want to be responsible for an epidemic if the kids get sick or if the pediatrician gets sick and passes it onto other kids.,0,spont,train train_spont_29791,"Side bar, how old of a baby are you looking for? I have all ages.",How much money will it take to get him to leave forever? I'll pitch in from my kids college account if I have to.,0,spont,train train_spont_29792,"Shorty, you want a turkey leg to eat because of the comical effect and you're so small?","Hell no, it's celery, licorice and grapes. That's on the rider and on every tour bus and every venue.",0,spont,train train_spont_29793,"You can come hang out whenever you want. You'll always be welcome. And I'll have a hot, foot long chicken bacon ranch waiting for you.",I'll be nourishing people. Helping them to eat. Helping them maintain their stamina in case they have to go to a world entertainment event.,0,spont,train train_spont_29794,Some people call it Dorito Dust!,"We did. You know what? I regret nothing. That guy; when I think about him, it gets under my skin.",0,spont,train train_spont_29795,You're speaking Latin. It's so rarely spoken.,They're all the way at the edge of the town. 18 1/2 miles.,0,spont,train train_spont_29796,"Mr. Crimp, I'd like a raise. Even just 15% would help.","People think it's weird that he has that bull ring above on the top of his nose, but the snake pierced his nose, so you might as well take advantage of it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29797,I know. I hope he gets on the show. This is his lifelong dream.,"Yes, I know that was against the plan, but I could not help it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29798,Who are these associates you were going to invite to the funeral?,"Sir, I apologize sir. This molly is just kicking in real hard.",0,spont,train train_spont_29799,You ran full basketball plays on a plane?,"The only thing I would say is that if you throw a teapot into the fire, it's not going to burn because it's built to withstand heat.",0,spont,train train_spont_29800,"Don't call my mommy. We were forced to take you in because your parents are dead. You'll never be anything special, Junebug. And you'll never have a chair, much less a broom. ","Alright, well, some of us ain't comfortable with emotions.",0,spont,train train_spont_29801,"Oh, I hated Phil when I first met him.",I don't want to ruin it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29802,Great job. Here's a $5.,It is nice have a made bed when you're going to sleep. I'd like if my mom still made my bed.,0,spont,train train_spont_29803,You didn't know I killed your wife? I left you a note.,"Well then go back to Brussels, ya Brussel Sprout head.",0,spont,train train_spont_29804,I heard the diamond turns green when it senses it's going to be stolen.,"We also agreed time was of the essence. So we had to get on each other's shoulders, get in the car, open the sun roof, and drive over here.",0,spont,train train_spont_29805,My wife is very psychic.,"Well, I mean, I think it's because, Stuart, you know, is growing up. He's maturing a bit. I think it's sweet.",0,spont,train train_spont_29806,"Honey, we should get a mystery. That could be fun.",You're getting in the way of my religious freedom by letting these non-believers go in front of me.,0,spont,train train_spont_29807,"Stop bothering her, she's my wife.","Yeah, she's my daughter. Carolyn, say hi.",0,spont,train train_spont_29808,"Okay, it's 11:42.","I'm gonna go over there because I don't want to be around if something chargeable happens to you. So, uh, call 911 if you need it. And if you don't, congratulations.",0,spont,train train_spont_29809,"I've got an idea, this is crazy. Let's put chicken in it. They'll be like ""but this is a seafood restaurant, this isn't seafood.""","It's true, he is trying to set an example for his daughter.",0,spont,train train_spont_29810,"I was on a roll, but it's all pennies. You win pennies at a penny slot.","Yeah, I know that's what they are known for, but the heat kind of threw me for a loop.",0,spont,train train_spont_29811,Excuse me. My friend has a herniated disk. I know I'm probably not supposed to be back here near all this machinery.,"Oh, she's hunched? She's carrying a lot of stuff?",0,spont,train train_spont_29812,Is everyone ready to have your book signed?,"Oh, this again? I gave you nine daughters and I can't provide one son.",0,spont,train train_spont_29813,I wanted to say I'm sorry.,"Who's out there, Tina?",0,spont,train train_spont_29814,We call him Pinky because we don't like him.,"Yes, but two of them are dead, one of them's a woman, and the other one doesn't love me that much.",0,spont,train train_spont_29815,"Well, since you're the oldest, most interesting person at this fair, I'd just like to get some of your stories. You must have some cool fair stories.","Then I had this idea about doing a whole swap and a cross over, you and me and me and him, and him and her and him and him.",0,spont,train train_spont_29816,"Well, I think we just landed so we might as well get on out EVA suits and go check out the terrian.","Then it's simple, press a button that's an earth tone. I know that because I'm an autumn.",0,spont,train train_spont_29817,"Doctor, no one has more respect for you than I do. But, I do think it's off putting to people.","Oh, yeah. I'm a big fan. I like the song, where she's getting educated. I believe education is very important.",0,spont,train train_spont_29818,What an interesting pair we've got here. We got a real tall drink of water. We got a lady that's hunched over.,We're going to bring that vibe to the new show. They can still experience that sexual feeling here a the park.,0,spont,train train_spont_29819,"So, on the weekdays, you work here at the gym?","Me either. We were totally left out, yet again.",0,spont,train train_spont_29820,Ace of Spuds is potato based. It's a bottom layer of baked potato and then four playing cards. Then the other half of the potato is on top.,"Well, he wouldn't know which direction to run.",0,spont,train train_spont_29821,What do you think of this. Madison Cube Garden?,"There's one thing that's better about this one than other ones, well, you weren't working at the other ones.",0,spont,train train_spont_29822,"Kylie, we took an attic vote, where we went up into the attic and voted you to be the most popular and prosperous. We thought you were the face of us.",It's really humid. I feel like my teeth are falling out.,0,spont,train train_spont_29823,Should we leave the room while you're getting a blood transfusion?,"Absolutely, let me get my quill out.",0,spont,train train_spont_29824,I've built up an immunity to strychnine. I'll just take the whole jar if you don't mind.,"I understand that, but you're being a lot louder than quiet right now. You're being the exact opposite. You keep yelling at me.",0,spont,train train_spont_29825,"Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I figure I really get the whole shortbread experience. Why not, Instead of making a bunch of little cookies or whatever the fuck, make, like a whole loaf size so you can cut it up like bread. I don't know. I guess I was confused with the recipe.","Oh, you mean like a genius playlist where you start with Walking on Sunshine and then whatever. It'll see if you like that or you could say it's all K and the Waves.",0,spont,train train_spont_29826,What was this Linda's last name?,"Oh, yeah. That's an insurance that will protect you if anything ghostly happens to you.",0,spont,train train_spont_29827,"Oh, I forgot you told me this when it happened.","I'm just pretty pumped. Uh, quick question. Uh, does anyone else have a problem with the way Cynthia looks?",0,spont,train train_spont_29828,This is part of the reason why Jeremy is divorcing you. You're too rigid about being at certain places at certain times.,October 31. I'm going to be a sexy bride.,0,spont,train train_spont_29829,"Can I get you a cup of coffee, Mr Brennan?","Yeah, I guess so. Hey, listen, let me ask you something. Do you think I gotta shot at making it to the bigs?",0,spont,train train_spont_29830,"The judge didn't even say not guilty? It was ""sold."" That's weird. Like he was at an auction.","Great, we've got time to practice just one song.",0,spont,train train_spont_29831,"Our flight is early tomorrow, so we'll be getting a wake up call from the hotel.","You mean, tell her that she's 28 and not 8?",0,spont,train train_spont_29832,Your son went to China? You must really miss him.,This is actually really nice. I love all the chintz. I love the purple.,0,spont,train train_spont_29833,I'm thinking about phasing out of the movie business and back into the contraption area. What do you think of that?,I like it when it's one person because then they don't look back and forth like 'what are we going to order'?`,0,spont,train train_spont_29834,Do you think it's possible your wife just misspoke once and didn't want to be corrected?,That's 105 in dog years.,0,spont,train train_spont_29835,"Thomas, I gave you a gogurt, so give me your coat.","Babe, you are the love of my life. I care about you. You are the sunshine in my fucking life.",0,spont,train train_spont_29836,No one should check the sleeping quarters. They're all fine.,He went in that vent. Now he went in that little Ferrari.,0,spont,train train_spont_29837,"And yet, when you're not the president and you have three names, you're often an assassin.",Erik. I do like that. You know what? I'm gonna write that on my gun. I can play with it since it got jammed.,0,spont,train train_spont_29838,There's a moment in time that you can call it that. There's a week and a fortnite.,I think you should go wear bright colors somewhere.,0,spont,train train_spont_29839,"Oh my god, that giant's coming over here.",The giant? You have a crush on that giant?,0,spont,train train_spont_29840,"Hold on a second. Denise, I am Script Supervisor.",And we'll always have these tattoos to remember this journey.,0,spont,train train_spont_29841,The doctor told me 13 minutes ago that I have 15 minutes.,"I know that I suddenly grew 8 inches in the last year, but it's not a good thing. I'm not sure this is a good idea.",0,spont,train train_spont_29842,"What do you think, should we do it Meriam?",That child in the box is more than I could ever hope to live for. You're an awful old man!,0,spont,train train_spont_29843,I think we overstepped out bounds. These guys are celebrities.,He was shorter and didn't have a scar.,0,spont,train train_spont_29844,I don't understand why they keep us up high. Why are we always on the fifth floor of this place and can never go down?,Can someone untie me first?,0,spont,train train_spont_29845,That's a harrowing tale. Your name's Peter? Gross.,"Yeah, like I'm not a grape, but I'm not a vine. Maybe I'm a raisin.",0,spont,train train_spont_29846,"I have wings and I can talk about being fairy, but maybe I can't totally make your dreams come true.",What if his dream is to star in Free Jack?,0,spont,train train_spont_29847,"Ritchie, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at school?",I rolled all the songs featuring the word tomorrow into one song.,0,spont,train train_spont_29848,"Listen, the salesman is going to be getting on this train to go get married.","Oh, you'll know what to do. There will be an operative, who will be there and explain everything.",0,spont,train train_spont_29849,"My father, John Wayne was a poop mule. He was transporting poop. He swallowed a bunch of balloons full of poop.","You're blaming it on the sextant, Tad? That's not an apology.",0,spont,train train_spont_29850,"Are you choking Bibbles? You ate a fourth olive, didn't you? You know children can only have three olives.",The book says that it's customary for a child to eat up to three olives in the presence of adults.,0,spont,train train_spont_29851,"Listen, can I be honest with you? I don't even want to be an actor. I only joined this troupe because I have a crush on you.","You know, our kitchen staff really gets into it. They love working here. There's a lot of enthusiasm back there.",0,spont,train train_spont_29852,"Oh, man. I'm getting so grown up. I learned how to braid my pubes in school the other day.","Yes, they come from the equestrian department on floor six.",0,spont,train train_spont_29853,I will check out the situation and do what I think is necessary.,"Maybelline, you did not yet return Amile? It's been so long.",0,spont,train train_spont_29854,"Alright, children, stop what you're doing right now. Look at my well dressed garb.",We get in and take all the trinkets.,0,spont,train train_spont_29855,I had my own company and transformed buildings into bird houses.,That's most of the rules in Akron though. We just know. Someone said something once and we remember it.,0,spont,train train_spont_29856,"Harvey, can you make it out to Comic Burglar?",We can hear you. We can hear you and we're hungry.,0,spont,train train_spont_29857,"I take a lot of self help classes, and it says if you want something ask for it. So i said, can we come back here?","Let's just think about this for one second. The lobster's been delicious, but I'm not taking that on the planes!",0,spont,train train_spont_29858,"I'll have a club sandwich, I guess.","Oh my gosh, I'll take it. This life is so boring anyway.",0,spont,train train_spont_29859,So she invented this expensive yo-yo and then she went insane? What is it about the yo-yo making experience that drove her mad?,He is here. He was hiding behind the curtain.,0,spont,train train_spont_29860,I'm looking for something to kind of present a gravitas. Something so when people listen to me they believe what I say before I say it.,Oh do you mean the witness that ruined the marriage already?,0,spont,train train_spont_29861,"Mom and Dad, you stayed together for the poster and not for me?",It should be called 365 hot moms trying to work their way through a grocery list.,0,spont,train train_spont_29862,"The school is cutting back, just pop your retainer out and we'll get you out of PE.",Are you hung over sir? You're sweating?,0,spont,train train_spont_29863,"Mike, I think that experience at MTV aged you a lot. There's a streak of white in your hair now.",It's good for hiding a limp. It's like shopping at Von's all your life only to discover it was a John's all your life.,0,spont,train train_spont_29864,"Listen, I don't know if there's any way you could represent her in maybe, like, a class action lawsuit or something. I'm sorry, I've been watching a lot of Better Call Saul.",That was not a vaporization. That was spontaneous human combustion. Not covered by our warranty.,0,spont,train train_spont_29865,"Madeline, what have you learned?",I'm pretty good at talking about exactly what my life is with no jokes attached.,0,spont,train train_spont_29866,Is it OK if I go talk to Mr. Wiki?,You've brought a tear to this old butterface.,0,spont,train train_spont_29867,"Forgive us, King. How did we not know it was you.","Oh, so you have the same question, but you want to brag about your blocks.",0,spont,train train_spont_29868,Did you just toot or poot?,"Uh, Dillon Tristan, but my mom calls me Jimmy. Because that's what she named me.",0,spont,train train_spont_29869,"I wanted to teach you have to drive, and it seemed like something I was into a while ago, but I'm just too busy now.","I'm excited, I'm nervous. Trying to tell myself the nervous feeling is excitement, like when you're on a plane that has turbulence and you tell yourself it's almost like being on a roller coaster that you chose.",0,spont,train train_spont_29870,"Guys, we've got two hours and twenty five minutes 'til the show. Do you want me to go see if there's an exorcist in the crowd?","Yeah, the court reporter couldn't figure out what he was saying, so everything was invalid. It was a landmark case, I guess.",0,spont,train train_spont_29871,"I have to ask you a question, and I understand that we're both just waiting here in this waiting room, waiting for whatever it is were waiting for, but you seriously thought you were going to get a port for free? What kind of port were you thinking about? Like a port where boats would go, or like a USB port?","Oh, T.J. Maxx, I'm paying all cash. I don't want a record of the proof that I've been here. So, you know what? I'm going to take this candle. What kind of scent is this?",0,spont,train train_spont_29872,You're already starting to speak more like a human being and less like a robot.,That's what my Mom said when I was born.,0,spont,train train_spont_29873,"Guys, guys, Nixon is resigning.","Well, maybe the Lord could have stopped him. That's right. Look, you know what, you guys can keep being mean and offending me based on my Christianity. It's fine.",0,spont,train train_spont_29874,Did you say you have $10 Million?,Surely there's a place in the Epcof for Doris and Clem.,0,spont,train train_spont_29875,"Ma'am, can we help you?","Yes, we have to be in the same dream.",0,spont,train train_spont_29876,"I'm trying to just say things that seem like they're in the zeitgeist, but I'm trying not to give too many details.",I guess I never thought about it. I just wanted to meet their famous parents.,0,spont,train train_spont_29877,Don't you go with that man. I know your life will be terrible if you do it.,"Oh, well hello there, little lady. This trip just picked up a little bit here.",0,spont,train train_spont_29878,"I drove here, if that makes a difference on if you like me or not.","Okay, I always liked fish until they killed my mom. Fish killed my mom. Mama, no, the fish killed you.",0,spont,train train_spont_29879,"Charlotte, it's your style and your flair. It's the way you live your life that tells me for our 15th wedding anniversary, you want to swim.",Ugh. You can take her. I don't need her anymore.,0,spont,train train_spont_29880,"Megan, I had to rush backstage. Are you okay? I saw your humiliating defeat at the talent show.","Well, you know, a three-car pileup and very poor medical insurance, but a great lawsuit equals to me being taken care of for the rest of my life.",0,spont,train train_spont_29881,"Ted, look the crocuses are growing.",I'm a ghost that committed suicide. Keep your arms. You really need them.,0,spont,train train_spont_29882,Are you sure you don't want to sleep here tonight? It really wouldn't be a problem if you did.,"Well, tomorrow night at the Humpback Casino, everyone will see how righteous I beat my opponent, Cincinnati Emily.",0,spont,train train_spont_29883,"I remember that case. Very controversial ruling. He scatted. Walked away scot-free. You think the would have thrown out the case after the judge said ""Sold!"" instead of ""Not Guilty.",That's right. We only won one title.,0,spont,train train_spont_29884,"This is our new doggy, baby Donald. Why did you run away?",He is not how I pictured from the story.,0,spont,train train_spont_29885,They are starting to get heckled now. This is not good. What do you think Rudy? Should I cut to the commercial?,"Well, there was a lot of emotion in her devotion. I don't see a problem with it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29886,"Well, there's your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now.","That was, like, that was a half hour explanation. It was really good.",0,spont,train train_spont_29887,"Here's the thing, honey. I'm never going to marry anybody. You can keep proposing and all I can promise is that I will spend as much time with you as I feel like and then I'm probably going to bounce.","Maybe it's because we're standing in the back. If could be closer, we could probably hear.",0,spont,train train_spont_29888,The point of waiting until 2019 to choose a contest winner is that we still have 20-22 years to earn the $1 million dollars.,"It's true, Stan. You've played a robot in many different productions. Remember when we did Oklahoma that time?",0,spont,train train_spont_29889,"That's right, that's my daughter. I teach her right.",I don't think you can smush a clam. It has a house it lives in that protects it. And the boiled potato is not boiled to the point of mashing.,0,spont,train train_spont_29890,"Sir, as you can see. It's four wheels. Solid gold steering wheel. Just give us your credit card now, we'll pre-approve you and give you a call in a couple years.",That is a terrific idea. No other network will be able to top this.,0,spont,train train_spont_29891,"Evan, that's a lot of pressure to put on me.",I think we made use of them. We made them better. They are better in a collage.,0,spont,train train_spont_29892,I teach Kindergarten. Because they're too young to make fun of you.,My name's Terry. How you doin'?,0,spont,train train_spont_29893,"Well, we've reached almost California. ",That's Craig the line cook. He's the most famous line cook. There's a picture of him in the bathroom.,0,spont,train train_spont_29894,But it seemed like you were putting some words together. So if you could just break down what the words were.,"Yes, but he doesn't seem to be taking that in as Ronnie. Only as Darlene.",0,spont,train train_spont_29895,"We're just doing cocaine. I'm a cocaine salesman, I was trying to sell some cocaine to this young man.","Jimmy, would you like to take a television for the road?",0,spont,train train_spont_29896,"Dennis, is it? I kinda remember you. You came here with your dad.",We will get out of your way as soon as we know where we're going.,0,spont,train train_spont_29897,I'd like to bring everyone into the store. Is that OK?,"Well, that ain't my job. It's Maybelline's job. My second wife. She returns movies, that's her job.",0,spont,train train_spont_29898,"Guys, you heard him say that, right? We're on a deadline here. We have to convert this building to a bird cage.","Yeah, for sure. Let me grab the remote and we'll see what's on.",0,spont,train train_spont_29899,Look over there. Who are those people walking through the fog in the distance?,"Me too. I feel like I have a purpose. Oh, because I was told I have one.",0,spont,train train_spont_29900,Do you need us to help you find your friends?,"Ana, you sound smart. You'll run my business.",0,spont,train train_spont_29901,"I noticed you keep backing out of the room, but holding eye contact with me.",They would drive from the other side of the country to pull over to our concession stand.,0,spont,train train_spont_29902,"I think I know what your secret is, LeBron. You killed Scott Adams.",We could lock these children in them and call them the Birds of Akron.,0,spont,train train_spont_29903,Just sold one six pack of cider.,"It's not that bad. I mean, it's snowing a lot. But it's not that bad. They say it's the worst blizzard in years but, it's not that bad.",0,spont,train train_spont_29904,"Now, you don't have anesthetic, but you have moonshine. Wonderful.","Well, that's weird. I mean, you go home to your wife for companionship, maybe a meal of some kind. I mean, and sex.",0,spont,train train_spont_29905,Jimmy turn that telivision off I'm trying to sleep,Yeah that's the team that went twenty and oh and then had to drop out because of the whole doping thing.,0,spont,train train_spont_29906,Comic Burglar is slowly making a get away. Someone stop him.,I knew this eye would come in handy.,0,spont,train train_spont_29907,"Grassy Knoll Gus, I called myself. The backstory is that he's allergic to grass.","See this ad of Yoplait yogurt? I need that blown up as big as possible, like the size of a garage door.",0,spont,train train_spont_29908,"How is it out there, is it still pretty busy?","I wouldn't take it personally. There are a lot of sinners, and they just really need to hear your words.",0,spont,train train_spont_29909,"Everyone thinks you're dead. They don't realize you're still alive back here, Mr. Houston.",You mean Chris the busboy?,0,spont,train train_spont_29910,"Hey, I made you something. It was just pocket lint. I had to work quickly while you was looking through the record albums.",If that guy was my husband I would have taken a peach can opener to him.,0,spont,train train_spont_29911,I want to do it! Oh I didn't realize they were false teeth. I feel dumb for bringing these pliers.,"Oh, I miss Greg's. You know, I'm supposed to be at Greg's right now.",0,spont,train train_spont_29912,"We like to work together, the two of us, we find we have a good sweeping and moping system, I Windex and he catches whatever falls.","Like cubism? Like, Picasso. Wasn't he the cube guy?",0,spont,train train_spont_29913,"Hey, what do you want, babe?",Oh. You're like ZZ Bottom.,0,spont,train train_spont_29914,Can I persuade you to rent an apartment to me with this stack of money?,"Well, I never picked nobody up either. So we're doing it together.",0,spont,train train_spont_29915,What does your wife take pills for?,"Oh, what a relief to sit down. We've been walking around for hours.",0,spont,train train_spont_29916,"I won't stray from the path. Metaphorically, that is.","I'm already drunk, so why not.",0,spont,train train_spont_29917,Did he mention any footnotes?,Why are you saying LaCroix? What does that mean?,0,spont,train train_spont_29918,Hand me the scallops.,"Now that I think about it, maybe it was an oversight, but I didn't want to give my number out to strangers like these two guys.",0,spont,train train_spont_29919,I sent you in the hardware store on purpose. Sally and I have been having an affair.,It's sometimes worse when people's eyes are too far away from the nose.,0,spont,train train_spont_29920,"If you had to guess how many cubic feet of water she sucked up, what would you say?","Yeah, most rebounds in NBA history. I'm going to be a Houston Rocket.",0,spont,train train_spont_29921,"Now that they're gone, Mario, I have to tell you. This guy, this Crocodear, with his so many honeymoons. He betrayed the sanctity of marriage.?","Oh, absolutely. We can detour the boats to go around the storms, but it's going to take longer to get to, uh, Venice.",0,spont,train train_spont_29922,I'm so excited. I can't believe he didn't bite your face off.,"You were right under my nose, but you should have been under Darlene's nose.",0,spont,train train_spont_29923,She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right?,"Oh, no, everybody? Oh look at them all. Hi Jerry, hi Steve.",0,spont,train train_spont_29924,"Ground God, big news. Apparently the word on the street is that Sky God is done. He's having mental breakdown.","Well, I told them no more queries and they threw a gay pride parade.",0,spont,train train_spont_29925,I earned the trust of all of the rich people who live here and the ten poor people.,"Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with.",0,spont,train train_spont_29926,"I don't want to fire you, Doctor, but I'd love if you'd resign.","Whoever wins, doesn't pay for the beers.",0,spont,train train_spont_29927,"Even though you're a guy who went around injecting people with no medical license whatsoever, I stand with you on this dummy issue.",Absolutely. Now try to make his mouth move and you speak without moving your lips.,0,spont,train train_spont_29928,I didn't realize the act of eating was on the table.,"Yeah, I mean, we're all monsters deep down, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_29929,"Hey rookie, why don't you take a whiff? Get a little closer, just get in there.","All right. God, you weren't kidding. I can't even see the end of it.",0,spont,train train_spont_29930,I forgot that I was there.,"Briff, you mean, because she's my most pregnant? Uh, we have talked about this, and Cynthia feels it is her right as an artist to play the role, uh, in, uh, whatever physical role she finds herself in.",0,spont,train train_spont_29931,"Hey, guys, I can see the cabin up ahead. Let's run to it.",That's your cat's name? Jenna?,0,spont,train train_spont_29932,"You suck, woman who is at this party.",How do you think I feel? I have to deliver a child and fill out the birth certificate. We are short handed here.,0,spont,train train_spont_29933,"Hi, I need some Tampax tampons.",Is that why you're here? This seems like a clerical error.,0,spont,train train_spont_29934,There's no way I want to do this. Why would you just let me go somewhere I've never been before?,But it was self defense.,0,spont,train train_spont_29935,"You're gonna have to stick a leg in there and you're going to feel silly, but it's just recycling. So, it's clean.","Yes, we need somebody to help. I know you're a vet and I just unloaded a lot of stuff on you.",0,spont,train train_spont_29936,"Rachel, it's now time to flush if you know what I mean.",This goes absolutely in the face of everything. You have a contract with us.,0,spont,train train_spont_29937,"You were mentally gone for a long time, man. I was slapping you for like 30 minutes.","OK, you gotta wolf down those brownies.",0,spont,train train_spont_29938,My name is Albert. I would very much like to work in your establishment.,"Hey, Gavin.",0,spont,train train_spont_29939,"You should be taking care of that goddamn dog. We got the dog for you, Bibbles.","I know, but I have 14 tables in my section.",0,spont,train train_spont_29940,I'll hide his body.,It should be me. I decided to put my television on the side wall instead of over the fireplace like the obvious choice.,0,spont,train train_spont_29941,We're con men. We thought what would be a better con than having fake snorkeling insurance that costs upwards of 40 times the rate of the tickets. People would pity us because we have only one arm between the two of us.,"Yeah, that's true. Some people like it and some people don't. I kind of like it because I like fatty meat.",0,spont,train train_spont_29942,You have to get back in line at the beginning of the labyrinth.,Correct. I' very uncomfortable.Planes aren't made for tall people.,0,spont,train train_spont_29943,"We couldn't attend each other's weddings even though we had been colleagues, because they were on the same day.",My answer is yes. I have to get out of this parking garage at Best Buy!,0,spont,train train_spont_29944,"I gotta say, it seemed like I was happy for a little bit. But the longer I'm here, the worse it gets.","Here, I'll take down a pile of laws from the shelf.",0,spont,train train_spont_29945,Rodney started cooking fries in the kitchen while we were sleeping and the tower is burning down.,You know what that is a great idea Rodney just write in the note dear citizens we are sleeping head to head.,0,spont,train train_spont_29946,"It's not hard, Delores. Just call the person's name and they'll come inside. I don't know why you make more of your job than it has to be.","Yeah, because I can fit my whole face in there!",0,spont,train train_spont_29947,I have astigmatism. Things will always look different to me.,"Oh, I know. This comment card says ""These two gals was gossiping while hanging off the windmill."" That windmill hole is our bread and butter.",0,spont,train train_spont_29948,It's our fault she's live streaming the robbery because we didn't say no social media.,"We'll just spray paint them. It's probably the smartest part of our plan, to be honest.",0,spont,train train_spont_29949,My name is Larry. Doctor Larry.,And we heard there was a theory that you gave us that there's some chimney sweep who has a gang of children that are going around and hitting people with bones. And then you mentioned your cat in there.,0,spont,train train_spont_29950,I had such a crush on his mother.,"I was almost dying when I was breastfeeding you, it's true.",0,spont,train train_spont_29951,"It's like the doctors say. If you don't have diet Pepsi at the hospital, then you're not going to make it.","Oh sure. I want to be up front with you. We're not looking for any agents at this time. But, we do have some humdrum jobs around the office that we could pull you in on.",0,spont,train train_spont_29952,"Alright, SWAT is set up outside. Are you guys ready?","Yes, sir. Can I sit in the chair or should I stand?",0,spont,train train_spont_29953,You're a woman and I'm not used to that. It's just me and my dad.,I'll just stare at the sign and try to remember not to leave.,0,spont,train train_spont_29954,That's my son. He's looking for summer work when this is all over.,The fries are going to start burning again.,0,spont,train train_spont_29955,"Peyton, do you want to go home? You already asked and I said you could.","Oh, thank you. I use Crest Whitestrips.",0,spont,train train_spont_29956,I'm surprised I haven't seen you before.,You should tequila sunrise up that orange juice.,0,spont,train train_spont_29957,You're on the television?,Apartment 11C. It's a new family that moved in there. I think they go to the international market.,0,spont,train train_spont_29958,"I'm secretly doing another job on the side. Over on the corner here, I'm shooting a Tums spot.","Yes, I'm hiding under the desk taping everything. Every once and awhile the President will feed me a cracker.",0,spont,train train_spont_29959,"Liam and Megan, are you worried about the trouble in the hills?","Oh, sure. Take your time, but not too long. This hill is very dangerous.",0,spont,train train_spont_29960,"We thought oven mitts was code for paddle. When we got the oven mitts and they were soft, there was no point to us keeping them.",That's true. Some of those porns were over 20 years old.,0,spont,train train_spont_29961,The Falconer football team's mascot is just a guy dressed as a falconer who is always looking up into the sky as if he's watching his falcon flying.,"Marge, you were the one who wrote the memo? I'm glad you're coming clean because you signed that memo ""We are legion.""",0,spont,train train_spont_29962,"I mean, that make sense that I would taste good, since the good food is in me. I gotta say no deal.","So, you're going to have four barbershop chairs sitting around a table.",0,spont,train train_spont_29963,You've lost a lot of weight for your daughter.,"Yeah, of course you are. Yeah, go ahead. I just need your ticket.",0,spont,train train_spont_29964,We know. We've kinda been keeping track of you guys in the last five years since we met at that state fair.,"Well, why would you promise that? We're at a stable. You can say horse.",0,spont,train train_spont_29965,"Alright Bob, it's up to you to assist me in this surgery.",Your whole life is being a waiter at Margaritaville?,0,spont,train train_spont_29966,"I'm down to try it once, but if it don't work, I got a big old fist for you.","Yeah, but they don't smell like these markers.",0,spont,train train_spont_29967,"You know that a woman like Donna doesn't need a famous movie star boyfriend for her worth to matter. She has several degrees. She's a medicaid doctor. She fell in the grand canyon, survived, befriend a pack of coyotes, and went to space.",I like little hats. Any kind. I just wear them.,0,spont,train train_spont_29968,"Daniel, your family loves you. Don't be nervous.",It's not great. You're accused of murder. And attempted murder.,0,spont,train train_spont_29969,"Son, unfortunately, the High Council has decided not to accept you back to the home planet.","Well, I'm sorry. Not everyone voted and we just went with whoever they picked.",0,spont,train train_spont_29970,Let me play this last song.,"Yeah, the winter is a harbinger of horrible things to come, as we say and as is inscribed above the bar: ""Horrible things to come.""",0,spont,train train_spont_29971,So many empty peach baskets. Get them out of here. We ate all the peaches.,"Yeah, man, it's me - Dennis Miller.",0,spont,train train_spont_29972,"These prophecies we've been giving, are we making them happen or are these just things that we see in the future?","Oh, yeah. They look like a rough bunch. Here, give them some cookies.",0,spont,train train_spont_29973,"When you say that we are covered with butt holes, what does that mean?",You can have it. It's just like every other fortune cookie I've had. I put half of it in my mouth hoping for something good and I was very disappointed.,0,spont,train train_spont_29974,I'm a little man. I'm crawling under your blankie.,"Believe me, I know. I think that sounds great. But that is not what we got invited to.",0,spont,train train_spont_29975,"Miss, I can't help but notice that you sat in that man's diarrhea. ",Are you 100% sure it's not diarrhea?,0,spont,train train_spont_29976,"What is the number one rule of 9-11? Fill, fill, fill. No dead air.",OK. What are some of the immortal things we know about?,0,spont,train train_spont_29977,"You're taking the extra black history class though, right?",OK. I got those baked lays you wanted.,0,spont,train train_spont_29978,"Yes, and next time the butter make it soft. This hard butter is impossible to spread.",I don't have it memorized. I drive a lot to different events throughout. But of course it's raining.,0,spont,train train_spont_29979,Excuse me. My friend has a herniated disk. I know I'm probably not supposed to be back here near all this machinery.,"Oh, no, I remember Eleanor from the time I stayed at a hotel.",0,spont,train train_spont_29980,I think we should go out there and talk to the guy in the white suit.,"OK. So, just turn like this and look out the window?",0,spont,train train_spont_29981,I can crack any safe. There's a museum down the street.,This is like two and a half pounds light.,0,spont,train train_spont_29982,I have so many commitments here. I must go.,"Oh, my. The roaming must be off the charts.",0,spont,train train_spont_29983,"Gross tic tac, I'm never going to eat you. I'm just going to let you get all the lint off the bottom.","Yeah, OK. I didn't come here to engage in slut shaming. I'm trying to get back to my normal human height.",0,spont,train train_spont_29984,"Well I didn't think I'd see you ever again, but the honesty tree sent me on a quest to find you.","So, wait. You have the ability to inhabit a tree or inhabit a person, but you had to take a bus here?",0,spont,train train_spont_29985,"I'm so sorry, Peter. But I want to be a part of the family. I know you read the portents in the sky. You had to know this was coming.",For sure. Maybe in the pennysaver?,0,spont,train train_spont_29986,Should I go make the bed?,"Yes, between Russia and the US. All the battles took place in cold climates.",0,spont,train train_spont_29987,What an incredible set. So many amazing jazz tunes.,"Are you kidding, there was a movie about it, we all watched it. My Fair Lady, I think.",0,spont,train train_spont_29988,I really thought that new English Webster's Dictionary would knock out Militia.,It's been pretty good so far.,0,spont,train train_spont_29989,Have you guys started the coffee contest?,"Thanks, so are my pants.",0,spont,train train_spont_29990,"Look guys, I'll level with you. Rita tried to kill me in there. We had an alliance that went south.","Yeah, I feel you had a real hoppy spunkyness about yourself. So I was like, you remind me of a rabbit.",0,spont,train train_spont_29991,"He's an asshole. No, no, he is. You can say it.","Yeah, that's why I'm here. Wait, you know about the robots?",0,spont,train train_spont_29992,"Bruce, you don't seem the appropriate person to talk to about this, but I am so in love with Blythe Danner, I know not what to do.",I'd like to see them try. I have sparkling wine for all.,0,spont,train train_spont_29993,Help yourselves to all the deli meat. What are you going to do with this anyway?,"To an end cap. It looks better that way, it draws the eye.",0,spont,train train_spont_29994,"My name is Dericonium. I as named after my dad, Derick and my mother was a scientist. She wanted to make my name sound like an element.","Oh, is a lot of stuff broken at your house?",0,spont,train train_spont_29995,I'm feeling that whisky a little bit.,"I know, we all invited people. This is a bringer show.",0,spont,train train_spont_29996,Why didn't you just leave the garage if no one was working?,I test out the designer suits to see if they'll stand up under normal conditions.,0,spont,train train_spont_29997,"I was hoping you'd rise to the occasion and say ""no more killing people.""","I'd love it. Your name is Gaston, but I want to call you Happy.",0,spont,train train_spont_29998,We live head to toe in a twin bed. I don't want it anymore.,"Well, that's a good question. Sometimes I feel a little telekinetic-y. Like I can move something with my mind.",0,spont,train train_spont_29999,"Guys, we almost died in a fire today.",I think it took losing for him to come out of his shell.,0,spont,train train_spont_30000,"Kid, you can't have lunch with teachers.","Yeah. See how I'm a snake, but I also have horns?",0,spont,train train_spont_30001,"It's a bit of a distraction, don't you think?",That's right. I have many elements.,0,spont,train train_spont_30002,We're gonna make you blow up balloons until you die. You run out of air.,"Oh, in ten minutes. I'm going to scam that school.",0,spont,train train_spont_30003,"Okay, well, unless you have a ticket we can't you into the game.","I feel like it might be contributing to the decline of his health, because he's not supposed to like it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30004,"Sally, I really appreciate you giving me a shot at this job. I'm not them most hardware-y guy. So, I mean, is it OK if this nice lady shows me around the store?","Well, you're in luck. We're making an Aid Man movie starring Forest Whitaker.",0,spont,train train_spont_30005,I feel cold every time Ricky talks. Anyone else?,Those horns don't even look real.,0,spont,train train_spont_30006,I have to tie this string pretty tightly around that doorknob.,We remember her saying they were mystics and we were in the ocean at the time. We're the callback kids.,0,spont,train train_spont_30007,"Are you going to sing it Abbapella, which is Abba without instrumental accompaniment.","They're whimpering so loud, you can hear it all the way over here.",0,spont,train train_spont_30008,One of you will be a mule to send cocaine back to the '80's.,It sounded - it's either really dangerous or really sexy.,0,spont,train train_spont_30009,"In order to get closeups of Clooney, they put some high end sushi behind the camera, so he would look at it and it would look like he's doing a close up.",The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on.,0,spont,train train_spont_30010,"So, you're crafting objects and capitalism.","It's me, Roger.",0,spont,train train_spont_30011,I grew up as a nighttime Christians.,Oh yeah. It will be a reminder of this day.,0,spont,train train_spont_30012,How goes it with our agent on the parallel earth?,Only the King can do something like that.,0,spont,train train_spont_30013,You may call me Mr. Friday.,"Give it here. Whichever, just give me the foot.",0,spont,train train_spont_30014,"Well, this is crazy. You're pregnant, and you're at nine months! Tonight, you could very well have a baby.",These electrodes are starting to itch. Are they supposed to itch?,0,spont,train train_spont_30015,Do you want to be awake or do you want to be knocked out for your surgery?,My songs are licensed. Those two are doing spoofs.,0,spont,train train_spont_30016,"See, even when you go to a place you might be dreading, you can make it fun and happy by skipping and singing.","Oh, I see that I do have some headache powder for him to try. Try this and see if it works, Daniel.",0,spont,train train_spont_30017,"Wow, what another beautiful day here in heaven. I love it. It's everything it's cracked up to be. What do you think, Ian?",I wish. I'm just your average ghost. Been murdered several times.,0,spont,train train_spont_30018,"William, what's your brother's name? Forgive me.","OK. Well, be careful out there. Bye, Joshua.",0,spont,train train_spont_30019,"I mean, he got the round garden, and everything's fine there. He got the triangle one, and that's fun.",That's right. I've got off-brand bedtime stories for off-brand twins.,0,spont,train train_spont_30020,Did you notice that the meat was both hot and cold at the same time?,"Sir, I'm glad you asked me that question. We have so much roast beef that the Beef Council called us and said, ""Are you sure you want to do this?""",0,spont,train train_spont_30021,I thought you was gonna be subtle-like. That seemed very direct to me.?,"Yeah, you're handsome-ish. I'm one of those people that says that. You have those nice long thumbs.",0,spont,train train_spont_30022,Now you see why I can't open the door.,"Oh, that's OK. I'm only afraid of doorknobs.",0,spont,train train_spont_30023,What's this phone doing over here?,"Well, yeah, now that we got this fresh infusion of coins.",0,spont,train train_spont_30024,"You've got that track jacket with the name ""Doc"" in quotes stitched right on it.",You can trust me. I do not think I'm a mythological creature that is meant to challenge little girls by fire into becoming women. I do not think that at all.,0,spont,train train_spont_30025,I'm not six. I was acting that I was six. But I'm really a tween.,"That's why we picked a day when it's going to look more hazel, so that people pay less attention to it. Hopefully that won't happen, hopefully it's just an urban myth about the green thing.",0,spont,train train_spont_30026,"I can't believe that they didn't see that. I just checked ""wouldn't bother me"" on all of the evaluation questions. They were like: Dietary restrictions - wouldn't bother me; Miss your mom - wouldn't bother me; Dying on another planet - wouldn't bother me.",The less traditional you are the more problems you're going to have.,0,spont,train train_spont_30027,One moment. Daughter. Who is this man?,"Oh, it will be quite a great deal larger than what you see before you today, sir. My goal is to build a contraption very large, large enough to carry me into the void of outer space, so that I may see what Savannah, Georgia looks like from its inky depths.",0,spont,train train_spont_30028,I'd like you just to type the instructions you read on everything you find in my pantry. The print is too small for me.,"Why don't more people know how good the hotdogs are in Paris, France?",0,spont,train train_spont_30029,"So that's interesting, I've lived here for ten years and you've never invited me to your house once. Then you meet little Tyler and and immediately are inviting him over for doughnuts.",Well he's awfully big for age five.,0,spont,train train_spont_30030,"Son, I hope you'll always tell the truth about everything and never be ashamed of your dad and your moms.",OK. That makes sense. I thought that's what people from mars called our apples.,0,spont,train train_spont_30031,You know what though? Dollar bills aren't as good as coins. Coins are really the best thing.,"Right, there's not an abundance of it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30032,"Okay, I got four hours to Cordelia's violin recital, so let's start moving some boxes.",I've done it before.,0,spont,train train_spont_30033,Has anyone seen my Apple watch? The one I normally keep in my mouth?,"Excuse me, Father. Your homily has gone a little longer than normal. I heard some stomachs growling, and I would guess some congregants have gone to feed themselves.",0,spont,train train_spont_30034,"Please, help my husband. We just got married, I don't want to be a widow so soon.",I've been dreaming about this happening. I didn't want to smell like shrimp and stew though.,0,spont,train train_spont_30035,My Mom never married anyone. We were born out of wedlock and on the shore of Jersey.,That was lunch that mysteriously went missing from the break room.,0,spont,train train_spont_30036,"I'm not a scientist, you know. I'm just single, I mean, a teacher.","Yeah, you could ride. I mean, it's a coupe, some somebody's gonna have to get in the back.",0,spont,train train_spont_30037,I'm sorry. I'm just thinking of something. I have to go lay down. I've got one of my headaches.,"My god, he's just a pile of dust!",0,spont,train train_spont_30038,Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of kids who get stranded on an island and then they start killing each other and exploring their bodies and such.,"Oh, positively. That guys a clown. He's literally a clown. Did we find him at a circus or something?",0,spont,train train_spont_30039,"I just want to take a moment to say, Edgar, you could have just said something instead of doing this whole show for me.","That was so wonderful. You know what? It is a turn on not to hear wheezing while you're doing it. My husband, he's so loud when we do it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30040,I have 32 teeth.,"Oh, well, a lot of times I like the context of a joke in terms of what period, so then I know the vernacular of what the joke is told in. ",0,spont,train train_spont_30041,You've got to come with us or else you have cancer.,The very same. The disgraced German snow runner.,0,spont,train train_spont_30042,"Heading into the choppy water, folks. Choppy water up ahead.","You're soaking wet. Go dry off, Pip.",0,spont,train train_spont_30043,"The other good hair magazine is Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow.",I saw him too. Todd's such a weirdo.,0,spont,train train_spont_30044,"That's very honest after the fact, but you never took any time off from work.",He was broken inside. And outside. His body was all fucked up.,0,spont,train train_spont_30045,"Iris, take this book. But, please do not reveal it's secrets.",Karen's the best. It's true. I'm happy to married to her.,0,spont,train train_spont_30046,"The robe should be closed until I say it's time to disrobe, but. That's OK.","He just waits inside. He looks at everyone else having fun and thinks ""I wish I could go to the moon. I cam all this way and was so close"".",0,spont,train train_spont_30047,Still not clear how a regular sized tapeworm is able to ride and operate child's bike.,"When you say ""four dumb idiots"" I'm glad you are including our pet tapeworm Rubber Band, because he is part of this family and you're not.",0,spont,train train_spont_30048,"Hello, may I help you. Would you like to buy a piano?","Well, I was gonna but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby.",0,spont,train train_spont_30049,I got you a new job.,Yeah I mean I'm wearing chefs whites and a chefs hat.,0,spont,train train_spont_30050,Why did you invite that asshole to our wedding?,"That is affordable. I like the way you think, Reverend.",0,spont,train train_spont_30051,You have some really racist face paint on right now.,"Well, we've got ample food. All we have to do is scrape some blubber from the wall any time we're hungry. That will regenerate.",0,spont,train train_spont_30052,This other wares person and I are connecting because we're both old TV fans. Can you believe it?,"There he is, Liza. I found him for you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30053,"I have the perfect plan. When the person comes to test us, we will punch them in the face.",There's no veins. I had them redirected to the legs.,0,spont,train train_spont_30054,That cemetery has a bouncer now.,"We gotta drag them way down, claw at them from the hole we dwell in and bring them down to our level. I couldn't agree more.",0,spont,train train_spont_30055,"Good Evening. Table for 2, I'm assuming?","So, you're not going to execute us?",0,spont,train train_spont_30056,"All right, so count down from three and then we'll all make our announcement at the exact time.",Stop saying stuff like that. This is a christian hardware store.,0,spont,train train_spont_30057,You know what's work? This marriage.,Here's to four more and then a whole lifetime together.,0,spont,train train_spont_30058,"What's he supposed to do, Jeremy? He's got a gun on you.","Good, good. I'd like to sell it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30059,I feel like we're in a vulnerable situation. We've already lost three people up the blow hole.,Consider it done. I'm writing it into law that you'll be working the ramen noodle booth at the fair.,0,spont,train train_spont_30060,"Well, here we are in New York City. What do you think, Megan?","I know. You have. Look, you're not on trial here. I guess this one is on me to come up with more examples. Well, they're always putting on golf cleats. I know that much. ",0,spont,train train_spont_30061,"Hey, you're a boy.",I have memory problems and I forgot to stay there.,0,spont,train train_spont_30062,"Happy birthday, I got you tickets to the throw up show.","They're tracking you, believe me. And your fingerprints are all over it by now.",0,spont,train train_spont_30063,"I'm sorry, officers. I didn't know his room was this bad.",I can see your brush. You might want to cover that up.,0,spont,train train_spont_30064,"If we don't make it across, Joseph, and we end up just floating down the river. I'm all right with that.","Well, a man slipped on that, and it caved in his arm.",0,spont,train train_spont_30065,My New Year's resolution was to wear brighter colors and look at me now.,Clearly she's interested in me buying her a drink.,0,spont,train train_spont_30066,We have some steamed milk for Lieutenant.,I am 1/4 giant. A true giant would have to fly in one of those double decker planes. I'm a 1/4 giant.,0,spont,train train_spont_30067,You think you're so cool because you can hold three pounds? Fuck you.,Why you chose to have an intervention at a Bennigan's is beyond me.,0,spont,train train_spont_30068,I texted you all of the names we're going to go by. Just look under today.,"Well, I got high this morning. Maybe that's what is confusing me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30069,"You want these keys, don't you?",I'm sorry. Who are you sir? We haven't met.,0,spont,train train_spont_30070,"Hey Kurt, how would you like to spend your final days with a good ole pal?",I'm almost 7. I feel like I'm pretty mature for my age though.,0,spont,train train_spont_30071,OK. I was thinking that you could be the bass. It will be really unexpected.,"I'm so sorry. Please, go ahead. They are alphabetically organized.",0,spont,train train_spont_30072,I'm just trying to pay for the disease.,I'm gonna waft this one in the air towards you right now.,0,spont,train train_spont_30073,Celebrities are the best of us.,"As a witness and a bowel excreeter, I want to assure everyone that it is worth all the money in the world because this is a very uncomfortable mess.",0,spont,train train_spont_30074,"Is that my dad downstairs, and if so why wouldn't you tell me that he was.","Yeah, and it's like - you're my girlfriend, I'll call you sweetie or honey. Oh, no, I gotta call you Cecile or whatever, too?",0,spont,train train_spont_30075,"Welcome back, would you like some lamb chops or burgers?",That's a beautiful model. You really treated yourselves.,0,spont,train train_spont_30076,"Yeah, cause they're not designed for aquatic use.","Jeez, I could order some more thimbles for you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30077,We're sitting here on the front row like a bunch of chumps.,I want a change. What are we going to do if we stay here in New York? Just go to theater all the time and take in culture?,0,spont,train train_spont_30078,Do you want me to go find Chuck for you?,You've got to be rude to the customer. That's our gimmick.,0,spont,train train_spont_30079,I pegged that song like an old Irish jig.,"Yes, love is so precious. You need to hold onto it with everything you can.",0,spont,train train_spont_30080,"Once you taste this milk, you won't think that again.",It's an olive oil based sauce?,0,spont,train train_spont_30081,Your future will be inexplicably tied to someone else's future in the labyrinth.,"That's sort of our relationship. She'll say something that's just short of legitimate. Then, suddenly, I'm off on an adventure.",0,spont,train train_spont_30082,I feel as if he should have the name of an exalted status that everyone will bow down and respect him in the future.,It wouldn't be a stretch. You'll be able to pull that one off without any trouble.,0,spont,train train_spont_30083,You'd think Superman and Aquaman would naturally gravitate towards each other and have graphic sex.,It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way!,0,spont,train train_spont_30084,I'm Annette.,"Yes. Yes, we are. But you're gaining a Tom and a Kent.",0,spont,train train_spont_30085,"As you know, I'm happily married to Jonathan.","Oh, I picked them up. I've been keeping them.",0,spont,train train_spont_30086,That's because I have more love to give. They are special children that I chose. I didn't knock someone up if you get my meaning.,"OK. I can totally make them come true, you guys, but just not right away.",0,spont,train train_spont_30087,We like the women around here dressed in real baggy stuff.,God directed me towards those women.,0,spont,train train_spont_30088,"What's that sticking out of your side? It's the thread. That's my golden thread, you absorbed it. That was my ticket out of this place.","Look, I'm not feeling like myself. Feeling all sweaty and dehydrated. I think it was the olive oil I drank. Mixed with the saltwater.",0,spont,train train_spont_30089,"No, my, both thimbles got holes in them, so the the finger doesn't get too sweaty.","No, no, about your Twitter account. Do you want to have a Twitter account, an official account here for the aquarium?",0,spont,train train_spont_30090,I see a black man in his mid- fifties taking a walk with a cockroach.,"Yeah, thanks. You know what they say, cocoa butter everyday keeps you looking young all day.",0,spont,train train_spont_30091,"I am a maker of mischief, but I only do things that the boys want to do.","Look, you and your brother are kind creeping everybody out. You got these weird looks on your faces. You're throwing ice cream on the ground and you're saying ""it wasn't us who did it."" You're blaming somebody that nobody can see.",0,spont,train train_spont_30092,How much is this call costing? Hang up the phone. I don't want to wait all day to talk to Dr. Phil.,Did you get them taken out or did you just let them grow in there?,0,spont,train train_spont_30093,I thought someone would have taken out his teeth already.,"Carol, I will take that complaint under advisement. Would you mind surrendering that card and I'll put it with the others?",0,spont,train train_spont_30094,"You said you were going to the mall, why aren't you leaving?","I understand that. What you didn't know is that this is your father, allegedly.",0,spont,train train_spont_30095,"By the way, thanks for letting me do these little ride alongs with you at work. I hope you don't mind.","Yes, we heard there was a Dracula re up and we said, well, we have to see this for ourselves.",0,spont,train train_spont_30096,If we can get on the first taping of The Price is Right - they're doing nine tapings today - we can make that funeral and hardly miss anything.,The president?,0,spont,train train_spont_30097,I'm going to be a sexy bride on our Halloween wedding.,"It's definitely unorthodox, but I support you in that.",0,spont,train train_spont_30098,"Listen, Ms. Crimpcrumper, you're in big trouble here. But it's gonna be worse for you if you kill two federal agents. Do you understand?","Well, believe this. You are guilty of committing a federal crime with tainted doughnuts.",0,spont,train train_spont_30099,"Well, I suspected the post office came to life after hours.","Oh no, it's already happening!",0,spont,train train_spont_30100,I hate Paul's intros. He's the worst at intros.,"I was having a great day, but I just realized there's only one channel on television and that's going to ruin my life forever.",0,spont,train train_spont_30101,You want to buy all the Hamilton soundtracks? Do they do a new one for each show?,"He says that about everything, like in restaurants when they read the specials off.",0,spont,train train_spont_30102,"What if you just become, like, our snooty butler?","We share the same mind. I mean, in a marital sense. Of course.",0,spont,train train_spont_30103,You were dressed as kid this whole time?,It's probably soot.,0,spont,train train_spont_30104,"Yeah. I mean, I guess it's kind of weird, but i'm just having such a hard time figuring out who I am. You know, I guess I'm not really a kid anymore, but I'm still not really a grown up.","I tried to, I tried to tell you. Remember when I was giving that speech at school and then I got booed off?",0,spont,train train_spont_30105,Don't worry I brought some sleeping bags for everyone.,"Yeah, what are you going to do with this money if you win it? Are you just gonna lose it?",0,spont,train train_spont_30106,That's right. The old lady; you're playing Dracula's housekeeper.,"Okay, well, use your free to get a tan or knit a sweater, but I am Script Supervisor. I'm in charge of script. You're in charge of props. Why don't you go make love to your gummy rat, or whatever?",0,spont,train train_spont_30107,"I'm afraid there's no reimbursement for crime. But I don't know how you thought you were going to make money off of children anyway. They're virtual money pits. Do you know how much college costs, let alone food and doctors and sticky-hand cleaner?","I've always liked people-justice. Besides, it's almost our lunch.",0,spont,train train_spont_30108,"Denise, we got one person for a seat at the counter. Take him to the counter",Absolutely. We have the best prices in town.,0,spont,train train_spont_30109,"Miss Pearl, hello. I was just getting ready to teach some white history.",He better be better than the last one because Reverend Malcolm Exercise was not very good at all.,0,spont,train train_spont_30110,You sound like you are bargaining with me.,It doesn't really sound like you can speak at all. Did you cut your tongue off as a baby?,0,spont,train train_spont_30111,"Could you please mash down the stuff that's already in the recycling bin, so that the lid closes all the way and I don't have to see the poster sticking out?",I just want to be sincere. This isn't real. I don't like acting mean like this.,0,spont,train train_spont_30112,"But we did have them. They were supposed to be for sale to the patrons of the aquarium, not to be used as props in the penguin show.","Yep, sorry, we're all out.",0,spont,train train_spont_30113,"Yeah, it took them so long to get to fight exchange one. I don't have the patience to wait for four more.","I don't know if I can answer yes or no to that right now. How about you send me an email and we'll set up a time. Yes, I will.",0,spont,train train_spont_30114,"We put them on the penguins, had to make them all hats and uh... you know, it worked like a charm up until they went in the water. Got them all rusty.",Well then who's ordering the new thimbles?,0,spont,train train_spont_30115,"There's a woman in the way. Doctor, what's wrong with him? Will he ever recover?","Oh, Lisa. I suppose so.",0,spont,train train_spont_30116,"Not only does Ralph not have to give you his pants, he didn't have to give you his bag, and you're not allowed to glue peoples' mouths shut. This is America.",I think we need to really scare them. I think we gotta put the literal fear of god into them.,0,spont,train train_spont_30117,I never feel safer than when I'm in my own home.,It's fair because theres three of you and one of me!,0,spont,train train_spont_30118,"Well, this child is now inflicted with a new disorder. It's traumatic soap opera amnesia. There's no cure.",He's just got a reputation. He was a great guy. I'll miss him working here.,0,spont,train train_spont_30119,You just read that quote right off the wall.,"Yeah, what's up with that? They said to come dressed in an all-crab costume.",0,spont,train train_spont_30120,"Spencer, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I'm so seasick.","Well, Grandfather wasn't very well liked.",0,spont,train train_spont_30121,"Yeah, you could ride. I mean, it's a coupe, some somebody's gonna have to get in the back.",That's right. We're on the same page. And I love that about us.,0,spont,train train_spont_30122,I can crack any safe. There's a museum down the street.,It's actually helium. That's why it's so light.,0,spont,train train_spont_30123,Almonds are a blood nut.,"Wait, what about my wish, where I possibly could be the manager.",0,spont,train train_spont_30124,"I know another guy that teaches a workshop called ""Strong and Wrong"". I'd like to try that one.",I thought the paper was flavored paper. Have you ever had flavored paper?,0,spont,train train_spont_30125,"Daddy, can I take him home now that he doesn't have fleas?","I'm wearing this fake mustache because my father could never grow a mustache, so I had this fear of mustaches, and I'm trying to maybe wear one now.",0,spont,train train_spont_30126,"Well, the moon looks pretty cool. I could spend the rest of my days on the moon frolicking around with our new cat.","Sir, this is why we don't trust this guy, Colonel. That part of the mission was classified until this very moment, sir.",0,spont,train train_spont_30127,The first giraffe tribe came from Tansenia?,Thank you very much. I went to phone school.,0,spont,train train_spont_30128,"So, the people thought you disappeared?",It's got vomit on it. There's no way she can win now.,0,spont,train train_spont_30129,"I can make real live people. But, all of them are unemployed.","None of us were prepped for this, Sven.",0,spont,train train_spont_30130,"OK, can we get a jersey made for Ron? That just says ""Ron"" on the back?","Yes, please, give my friend Charles a carton of cigarettes.",0,spont,train train_spont_30131,Someone's knocking at the door. Come in Mr. Tummy.,The only thing he does know is to not stop talking.,0,spont,train train_spont_30132,"Wow, he's never done that before. Wow. Just this morning he could only remember three different kinds of margaritas.",OK. Table for one.,0,spont,train train_spont_30133,"Well, thanks for picking me up. I've never hitchhiked before.",We keep talking about it but we haven't moved from this spot.,0,spont,train train_spont_30134,"Wait, don't leave. Let me finish folding these towels first.","In fifteen years I can't recall a time. Well, there was a very obese man once.",0,spont,train train_spont_30135,"It's a real challenge to spank someone with an oven mitt, I'll tell you that much.","Well, I'm all over ebay, I'll just say that. I know what something's worth.",0,spont,train train_spont_30136,"Hey, check out this video of this very stupid astronaut who kinda screwed up the speech he was trying to do, listen to this.",I stood up that whole plane. I was running up and down the aisle that whole trip. Seatbelts are a myth. I don't need to be strapped in.,0,spont,train train_spont_30137,Mr. LaCroix is climbing up the ladder.,"Oh, did we not? I thought we were. I couldn't hear because I was saying my own vows.",0,spont,train train_spont_30138,They're talking about the rotation of the bullpen or some bullshit. Who cares? Whether blacks should be allowed in baseball. Who cares?,"I'll admit, I got a long way to go. But you know what? Maybe you could help me, Art. You could put something in that guy's flask.",0,spont,train train_spont_30139,"Wait a moment, I didn't get to participate in the snake case, at all.","Maybe, but if I did, it was provoked.",0,spont,train train_spont_30140,"Rudy, can you please just give us 10 more seconds before we go out on stage?",I hope this is important. I was working on a puzzle.,0,spont,train train_spont_30141,I thought you shaved your beard off. I wasn't sure if I seen you there or not.,"Hi, guys. It's me. Larry. You all know my talent. I'm going to dance like nobody's watching. Everyone just shut your eyes, and here I go.",0,spont,train train_spont_30142,My son needs a moon pie.,"Amelia? He seems pretty nice. OK, hop on back, hitchhiker. The chair reclines and leans forward.",0,spont,train train_spont_30143,I shrunk out of my own clothes and there was no way I could open a wallet.,All I see is lumps of trash moving. Is there more than one cat in here?,0,spont,train train_spont_30144,"I've already gotten started, hope that's OK.",I always forget about that third guy. Do we even know he was there? You never see him.,0,spont,train train_spont_30145,"I wouldn't mind using my position to, uh, make you have sex with me.",I'm fucking rolling in it.,0,spont,train train_spont_30146,The first Port-o-Potty is only for urine.,"Oh, Mr. Bobbles. Please, here's an envelope with the money. We're in the middle of something. Can't you see this young man is on his knee?",0,spont,train train_spont_30147,I already told you. I want an elf costume for my baby.,"It's not universal yet, but it will be soon.",0,spont,train train_spont_30148,"On a journey, three shall go, where it takes them, none shall know.","You've come to the right place, kid. I can help you find your quest.",0,spont,train train_spont_30149,Kids at school call my hair the birds nest.,"Half, but aren't we being honest? We don't have to look for him anymore though.",0,spont,train train_spont_30150,"Charlie, you're sniffling. Just blow your nose, please.",Aren't we all related through Adam and Eve?,0,spont,train train_spont_30151,"I want to play. Me sir, right here in the red dress.","Well, the two gentlemen I implored for their services seem to have been engaged in a prior commitment.",0,spont,train train_spont_30152,I don't love myself.,"Yeah, where'd they go anyway?",0,spont,train train_spont_30153,"When my daddy doesn't believe me, it cuts up my soul, but then a scar forms and makes it stronger.",That's right. They ain't even credit me on that video. And that's what I'm talking about. No more disrespect.,0,spont,train train_spont_30154,I made this beautiful salmon mousse that just looked like a puddle of spit.,"Yes, Marco. You were such and inspiration for the judging.",0,spont,train train_spont_30155,It's supposed to be heated up inside the facility.,"I got a suggestion. Why don't you make like a turtle and, uh, leave slowly?",0,spont,train train_spont_30156,"There seems to be a bunch of commotion over at that restaurant, Demetrius. Maybe we should go see what's going on.","I'm a ghost writer. Murray was too shy to write his own book. So, he employed me to stand in and experience his life with him as he told me stories of his past.",0,spont,train train_spont_30157,"Mr. Raven, you're eating two of us?",We did some research on the caesar salad and it is too expensive to make.,0,spont,train train_spont_30158,"Maya, there's an egg salad sandwich in the car. We should rescue it.","I didn't get a chance to, so you're going to have to take those things out when I go back home tonight and move my things.",0,spont,train train_spont_30159,"Help, help. Oh, former president Bill Clinton?",Well then you're in for a treat. I write mystery books that are secretly action books.,0,spont,train train_spont_30160,"I've got fifty cents, how about you Chuck?","Oh boy, she's talking to Disney Dan out there. He's so handsome.",0,spont,train train_spont_30161,"Here's the thing. We walked into a room. He was sitting in a chair with a noose around his neck, just holding it in the air. I assumed he hanged himself because of the pain of the bullet.",And you were going to sing at his eulogy. Very ironic.,0,spont,train train_spont_30162,"Ow, you're hurting me.","Maybe, like I told you, I'm asexual. I don't have those urges. It's just me Raunchy, going against my name's nature.",0,spont,train train_spont_30163,Should we take a nap?,Birds are cheaper and they don't have to send them to college.,0,spont,train train_spont_30164,"So here's a cup of soup. The directions say: pull back top only slightly. Pour hot water into cup of soup up to fill line. Close lid, let sit for 30 seconds. Open lid. Avoid steam.","You'd think it would be very good in Germany or in Southern States, but Paris is better.",0,spont,train train_spont_30165,I just had a heart attack.,"Patsy, yeah, that's me. I told myself ""if you can survive up to one year in that basement living on nothing but cheese and old reruns, you can make it out alive if you can just find someone to help you.""",0,spont,train train_spont_30166,"Yeah, I gave him a promotion. You were the best cashier for a whole month and won a trip to Whale Lake.","Sure, I am married, but Ms. is fine.",0,spont,train train_spont_30167,Have you ever been to the haunted hayride before?,I hired a sitter. I have a hard out.,0,spont,train train_spont_30168,That's cool. You got me a moon juice poster.,I'm fresh out of Molly. Do you want any shrooms?,0,spont,train train_spont_30169,Welcome to the greatest sight mankind has ever seen. This woman is blind and she can do two things. She can catch things thrown at her and she can tell you what books you have overdue at a library.,How about this? I got one. Crack ripper.,0,spont,train train_spont_30170,I've never been on a bus. I wanted to be on a bus.,We're coming. We're going to make a canoe out of it.,0,spont,train train_spont_30171,I just lost my job it was awful.,"But my hazard light's are on and this is a special day for my son, he's getting his very first bulge sir!",0,spont,train train_spont_30172,My husband's back to normal. I'm back to normal. I can feel my hands again.,"Alright, Boingo. I guess, light a fire.",0,spont,train train_spont_30173,"Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you.","Yes, it depends on daylight savings. That's when we switch. She lives my life and I live hers.",0,spont,train train_spont_30174,"She sent me a message from the underworld. Here's the message, and I don't know what it means. ""Don't do it.""",It's probably my shoe. I can't wait sometimes.,0,spont,train train_spont_30175,"You go check on your children, and I'll wrap up your crow painting.","Yeah, we probably should have spread the word that it would break.",0,spont,train train_spont_30176,"If you do a close up of my face, I can cry on command.",I can't feel my feet.,0,spont,train train_spont_30177,I'm a lonely guy in addition to being mysterious.,"I am building a piano that has a tack hammer. I am building a piano that speaks to the dead. And that's why I'm in a hurry. And I'm sorry that a piano, in and of itself, wasn't enough to let me cut the line, but apparently I've had to tell you the real truth.",0,spont,train train_spont_30178,I can't find my ticket in this parking garage.,"Yeah, I'm getting rid of the ones from Tuesday on Wednesday.",0,spont,train train_spont_30179,I've got a shoe for sale sir.,I've got no problem with that plan. It will be my pleasure.,0,spont,train train_spont_30180,"Great news, guys. We got clearance to kill all these humans!","Oh, Pampt, I'm so happy for you. But we gotta make sure she's 100% human first. We gotta do the test.",0,spont,train train_spont_30181,Do you see who that is outside? That idiot McCormick.,It's a huge party out there. Is that a hearse?,0,spont,train train_spont_30182,"See, Vincinity, that's a name I won't forget.",Same for me. It's just a bunch of interchangeable syllables.,0,spont,train train_spont_30183,"Well I am just about at the end of my rope, Jeanine.",I am also. I killed Roberto. I guess all three of us are human killing robots.,0,spont,train train_spont_30184,"Well I passed my Red Cross certification test so I'm officially a lifeguard now, too.","Oh, you're the guy who wanted to smoke. They guy who, like, forced himself on that girl.",0,spont,train train_spont_30185,"Oh, Curtis. You know I just love Loretta Lynn.","Yes, Marjorie. You're quite right.",0,spont,train train_spont_30186,"We take out an ad in the Penny Saver and we say to bring in your photos to be developed, digital or otherwise and the best photo wins $1 million dollars, but by then we'll have made $1 million dollars or more.","Yes, just something else so that people actually buy something.",0,spont,train train_spont_30187,This is tough. It's a tough one. But I'm expiring. So I can't be with you much longer.,"Could you please open the register, sir? This is of vital importance.",0,spont,train train_spont_30188,"Hopper, will you kick these guys out?","Lean against the Gucci glasses, then.",0,spont,train train_spont_30189,It's hard to talk to people because of my dentures.,"They do, look, that fat guy is taking everything though.",0,spont,train train_spont_30190,"Millionaire, do you have any catering set up for this carnival?","I think he's up to the task. I mean, he doesn't have limbs. He is a worm. But I think he can juggle. He says he can.",0,spont,train train_spont_30191,That was quick! You found the prostitute mother that I may or may not have murdered with my fangs.,"You came from a time when I was reevaluating my life, such as it is, and realizing there's got to be more than that. Have you ever seen the television program Different Strokes?",0,spont,train train_spont_30192,We were all under the impression that the broadcast was over awhile ago.,OK. I'll go count over here in the corner.,0,spont,train train_spont_30193,"Well, we caught him red-handed with a computer, sending a personal email.","Yes, I was just coming by the store today to check on the employees. One of our stock boys, Vlad, he's celebrating his 30th year here at Grocery Store.",0,spont,train train_spont_30194,I want those mugs back.,"I'm a horrible scientific accident, but I'm turning lemons into lemonade!",0,spont,train train_spont_30195,I'm just trying to get home to see my mom and dad in Cincinnati.,"Well, alright, but I just figured out we were on a plane. I'm not sure how we got here.",0,spont,train train_spont_30196,I miss Lorielle. I miss her crazy ways.,"Just a giant tapeworm? No, Rubber Band, he was the giant tapeworm.",0,spont,train train_spont_30197,I bet you're wondering why three chefs ended up in the antarctic together.,"Yeah but the maintenance guy, Jack, fell in the furnace and they have to remove the body still.",0,spont,train train_spont_30198,You're so tall. Aren't you afraid of being hit be lightening?,"No kidding, Cheryl. You always think everything is about you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30199,We're just about done grieving. Would you mind if our grieves overlap?,"Oh, are they Jonathan? It's me, Kathrine. Do you remember this little face? This is your daughter, Alicia.",0,spont,train train_spont_30200,My dream form is kind of harmless and cute. It's me on the top and a goat on the bottom.,"I'm not pointing fingers, that's for sure. I'm not. I'm only looking at one person though.",0,spont,train train_spont_30201,Are you talking about that guy who pretended to be an Indian in a Popchips commercial?,"Oh, and I'm a veterinarian school teacher. I teach about how to become a veterinarian.",0,spont,train train_spont_30202,"It was your idea to come to this party, so we might as well go in.",Maybe you read too fast and you miss a lot of things a long the way.,0,spont,train train_spont_30203,I don't need to explain my personal body to you.,For free. And it's stories about the golf. It's stories about each hole.,0,spont,train train_spont_30204,We used to work together at a Quiznos many years ago.,"Well yeah, I do. I mean, I just can't handle it. I'm really not on break, but I really did just spill this lettuce on my pants. It's just water mostly, ninety percent.",0,spont,train train_spont_30205,"Guys, Billy Jr. is right. He's summed up my feelings exactly. And I'm ashamed of you, Pinky.","Thanks for summing that up again, Billy Jr.",0,spont,train train_spont_30206,Is everyone ready for carrot cake?,"I won because I sang ""I'm the Only One"" by Melissa Ethridge.",0,spont,train train_spont_30207,"I think it's on the creepy end. This machine's looking into your background. Now, five minutes ago, all of us were five strangers with out backs turned to one another and now this machine's going into your personal stuff.","Oh yes, you know, I saw his copper bust in the Museum of Contraptions.",0,spont,train train_spont_30208,This whole conversation is making me uncomfortable. Would you mind if I just sat inside the waiting room while you do whatever it is that you need to do my vehicle?,"We had a good run, but look, we're eccentric millionaires.",0,spont,train train_spont_30209,"Okay, let's just knock.",Crying is so terrifying but so marvelous. Thank you father.,0,spont,train train_spont_30210,"Honey, how'd the MC'ing go today? I'm seeing tears on your bowtie.","Yeah, you sound a little like Nichols and May. They're one of my favorite duos.",0,spont,train train_spont_30211,"What are you saying, Marjorie? Are we no longer married?",I guess so. I heard a lot about her stickers and I'm a big fan of stickers.,0,spont,train train_spont_30212,I thought Clark was a terrible drip. I'm surprised to hear that he came to life in any way.,"I do see you in this new light, where you are very flamey, but I feel like I need to see more fire in your eyes.",0,spont,train train_spont_30213,"Oh hi, Mike, I didn't see you there. How's things in the Sudan?","Oh yeah, it's the truth. Why do you always think we're lying, Rodney? We were only told to lie about our age and our weight.",0,spont,train train_spont_30214,"The guy, he seemed very confused and he was taking the money out of his own pockets and throwing it around. I do not know that you needed to snap his neck. We probably could have let him just wander down the street and just pick up the money off the ground.","Yes, yes. It's for theater class.",0,spont,train train_spont_30215,"Dad, be supportive.","OK, dads. I promise not to kiss any boys while I'm here.",0,spont,train train_spont_30216,Gary's out there?,Because sometimes I keep it under the bed.,0,spont,train train_spont_30217,Having you young people live in the same sort of apartment courtyard as me has really just changed my life.,"It's really cold. So, we iced up when we landed.",0,spont,train train_spont_30218,"I have a request, and I can't believe I'm saying this because it defies every selfish tendency about me. If I have one wish left, like you say I do, then I think I would like for that one wish to be joy brought into that man's life. That man over there, sitting in the waiting room. I want him to find happiness.","I don't know what to say. I feel like I've broken down so many of your emotional barriers today and, being your mechanic and all, I haven't even begun to touch your car. This is momentous.",0,spont,train train_spont_30219,"You know, 30 years, ladies and gentleman, we've never had a teleprompter mishap until today. I don't know what a freak fart is, but I'd like to know.","Look, why don't you sit down and write about where you'd like to be in ten years, OK? I want a full essay in twenty minutes.",0,spont,train train_spont_30220,I've been a part of your family for at least a year.,"Yes, we ship to Connecticut. And I never assumed it was not part of the fifty states.",0,spont,train train_spont_30221,We've got about 2:18 until showtime.,"That's exactly right, Mr. Wilt Chamberlain's ghost.",0,spont,train train_spont_30222,We just have to figure out where to invest this money or we're going to be taxed out the whazoo.,I love looking at water.,0,spont,train train_spont_30223,"Mom, I've decided to pursue the dramatic arts.",I'm so glad that I learned everything from you. Now I know what to look out for when I'm older.,0,spont,train train_spont_30224,"Terry, what's wrong? It's not my cooking is it?","I've got a bad back. Not good. This is about as tall as I get. I used to be 7'1"".",0,spont,train train_spont_30225,"Oh no, I spilled all this lemonade at the fair again.","Ah, so you didn't have to drink the milk all in one go anymore.",0,spont,train train_spont_30226,"Yeah but I was just wondering if you could, like, maybe write a letter to my dad just saying that I turned in all my work and that I'm probably the smartest girl in the class.",Oh that blood? That's always been there.,0,spont,train train_spont_30227,"It makes sense because when I was going to have you, my water broke and so you came forth like a raging water full of carbonation.","It lasted 32 days. 30 of those day, I didn't know where he was.",0,spont,train train_spont_30228,My arm is tired from all this churning.,"Well, take my card at least.",0,spont,train train_spont_30229,That's our family motto. It's stitched on our flier.,"That wasn't really the police's fault, though. That was more the pickle thieves'.",0,spont,train train_spont_30230,Your terrarium is here.,"Well, there's no good coming from pointing fingers. We're at the bottom of the ocean and we have to get to the top.",0,spont,train train_spont_30231,"When I married the King, I didn't realize it was going to be all Narnia references all the time.",I don't know how to follow that one.,0,spont,train train_spont_30232,"Hey man, Buffett's here.","Oh, let's go. Let's go to Beer Town. Goodbye forever, Sandy. It was not a pleasure.",0,spont,train train_spont_30233,I've been here for three years. I'v just been walking around for three years.,"You know, that's happening a lot to me lately. If you want to call me Nikel, that's all you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30234,"Baby, you gonna work all day or are we going to have lunch?","I don't mean to jump into your phone call, but he also needs to get my dog out of the dog that ate my dog. Can you get him to do that? He won't do nothing I ask.",0,spont,train train_spont_30235,"Oh, we had a favorite cow when I was growing up. It would sleep in the bed. We would put makeup on her. Her name was Jasmine.","Troy, I didn't realize you had a prosthetic arm.",0,spont,train train_spont_30236,"Janice, if I were heartless, would I be here?","Yes, of course. Because of Jim's haunting me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30237,I guess we'll teach you. What could we possibly lose other than possibly suffer some true violence from Big Red and/or Big Willie?,"Big Red? But that's my pimp, too.",0,spont,train train_spont_30238,It's my first day I don't know the regulars.,Yeah he's a wizard you know. I heard he went to Hogwarts!,0,spont,train train_spont_30239,Is your girlfriend having a baby? Is there someone here in this maternity ward?,Because there's no electricity around your house? ,0,spont,train train_spont_30240,You guys have never heard of Thomas Edison?,"Yeah, on planes. I'm always getting yelled at by the stewards.",0,spont,train train_spont_30241,"The toilets are in the toilet aisle. Right now, you're in screen doors.","Yeah, see how the system is basically rigged to keep you in place no matter what?",0,spont,train train_spont_30242,"That's real motherly of you, Carol. Just sayin'. I just, uh, I appreciate what you're doing.","I didn't mean anything by it, Claptrap. In fact, you were the one that started telling your story.",0,spont,train train_spont_30243,"Oh, Sebastian. I would be honored if you would die flat out on the last hole.",Yup. The place looked full. And everyone was drinking. They bought drinks.,0,spont,train train_spont_30244,Kill him! We'll bury him where I buried my husband.,"Sorry, I was just behind this blanket. It's very nice to meet you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30245,Who brings a sleeping bag to have a cup of tea?,Here it comes. I'm going to erupt like Minaluho.,0,spont,train train_spont_30246,"All right, guys, look. This is a big chance for us. Do you think Rubber Band is up for performing at the carnival?","Yorgy, such a young child with references from so long ago.",0,spont,train train_spont_30247,"I've had a lot of cereals before, but I've never had a cereal with Mr. T. on the box.","Yeah, Fudge Man. We had such a contentious relationship, but in the end, I truly feel that we have such a mutual respect for each other. ",0,spont,train train_spont_30248,"I realize now, in this square, all is perfect. All is good.",Of course I know my employees live here. I make them work seven days a week. That's why we have the best staff out of all the concert halls.,0,spont,train train_spont_30249,I think my husband and my friend are both very controlling.,Who me? What's my story? Tim Jimson? My story isn't all that interesting.,0,spont,train train_spont_30250,I ground up a bunch of Z-Quil and put it in a steak.,It's good to start calling it a dog so that you can eventually forget it's a wild animal.,0,spont,train train_spont_30251,"Wow, you look like you're only in your mid-forties.",But it's the best place for my skill set. ,0,spont,train train_spont_30252,"Yes, like that episode of I Love Lucy where the mayor wear all the different hats.",It seems like it. I should probably kill her.,0,spont,train train_spont_30253,I feel like I sound more spooky when I whisper.,"Well, I can't because of the yo-yo. It's a two handed trick, the destruction. But y'all can hold hands.",0,spont,train train_spont_30254,"Well, Anus, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful partnership.","Unfortunately, that officer that loaned you the money was a little bit lax on his restrictions.",0,spont,train train_spont_30255,"All right, all right. Come on. Let's do this. We're five down, we can do this.","Oh, Jonathan. So you sold your dryer? How much did you get for it?",0,spont,train train_spont_30256,I've been cutting your hair for 92 minutes.,The people in my mind are stronger than you and stronger than moonshine.,0,spont,train train_spont_30257,Everyone just passes by me here at Trader Joe's. They never take any of my samples.,Thank you for your service.,0,spont,train train_spont_30258,"I wake up. The alarm clock goes off. I roll over and look at it. I'm up there. When I wake up every day, I'm already up there.","Yeah, everybody. There's so many people here and it's great. Lots of babies being born.",0,spont,train train_spont_30259,That was hot.,"I don't know I've just been watching what's happening, not who the people are. I find that's easier and when I'm doing my little covert tryst watching.",0,spont,train train_spont_30260,"Oh no, it's that bully. I thought I felt a wind in the drawer.",I don't think that's fair. I'm just pointing out what's happening.,0,spont,train train_spont_30261,"Oh, I'm just throwing up wine.","Well, I'd love to hear some old family stories. You know, I'm game to become a part of the family.",0,spont,train train_spont_30262,I am on the board. My name is Roland Orzaball.,Why wouldn't you? All your children have moved away. You've got to be so lonely.,0,spont,train train_spont_30263,How is this fair because we're not magic at all,Oh you mean Billy and Daisy? They died.,0,spont,train train_spont_30264,"Captain Carol, we're being boarded by another ship.",Every single day in Narnia? What's the earliest trick you can remember?,0,spont,train train_spont_30265,"You can see with your own eyes, Billy.","Just say it, man, get on board. It's a real boy's club.",0,spont,train train_spont_30266,"Stay here and I will tend to your wounds. You may have a concussion, you know.","I don't know, it's infuriating. I did come here with my own allen wrench, thank god.",0,spont,train train_spont_30267,"The child has a gun! Mr. Nelson, did you see that?","Now, this bangle dates back to - I want to say - the first century. So, it's actually quite valuable. It's very old. I would say at auction this would fetch 12 trillion pounds.",0,spont,train train_spont_30268,A lot of people tell me I look like Snoop Dogg.,"Come on, you built this thing so that we can look at people and laugh at them. She looks dumb.",0,spont,train train_spont_30269,"Jared and Joseph, will you allow me to be your teacher.","I can't believe that Jody ate a whole roll of quarters. Do you think she ate it like a stick of butter, where she just bit into it and swallowed or do you think she at the quarters one at a time?",0,spont,train train_spont_30270,"Margaret, come out from behind the curtain or wherever you are.","Well, he'll be coming home with me and living here with us, so that will be a change.",0,spont,train train_spont_30271,"You know, Jimmy. There's something about this date that I think is magical.",You can just put it in the jar over there. We pool them together and then divvy them up at the end of the day.,0,spont,train train_spont_30272,I don't want to marry for power. I don't want to marry for alliances. I wanted to marry for love.,You're a bad man on ice.,0,spont,train train_spont_30273,My husband won't touch any doors.,"Oh, yeah. I figured it must be good if it's your wife.",0,spont,train train_spont_30274,"We just want a little help, park-to-park. There's a guy running around Universal calling himself JD the junior terrestrial. He looks like a potato sack with eyes drawn on. We want you to him by the long, glowing finger and get him out of our world.","Oh, I thought you were a mobster. You've got a real strong Italian look to you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30275,"Hello there, Governor.",There had been very few sexual advances made in binderism.,0,spont,train train_spont_30276,She's three foot. And it's mostly neck.,I am too. Look at them floating all around.,0,spont,train train_spont_30277,Can I say how sorry I am again? I'm really sorry.,Jesse Ventura never would have said anything to us like that.,0,spont,train train_spont_30278,I don't mind the Pastor's staring eyes.,That's right. Let me go get my stick.,0,spont,train train_spont_30279,"Guys, quick question. Are we doing different accents now in the gang?",So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster?,0,spont,train train_spont_30280,You'd like to get x-rays? Do you feel like there's something wrong with you?,"My husband and I are new in the area. We haven't come over and introduced ourselves. My husband, you may have heard about him. He's the neighbor who got the terrible bone injury. He was attacked by bone.",0,spont,train train_spont_30281,"I mean, I feel like not calling your friend in two weeks isn't that big of an offence.",Brenda went through and she cut up all your prized photos to make it.,0,spont,train train_spont_30282,Sea cows.,My mama kind of gave up the reigns real soon because she was a dreamer. She's a pretty woman.,0,spont,train train_spont_30283,I just don't want my parents knowing when our wedding will be? Is that too much to ask.,My favorite. It's the only way to eat a carrot.,0,spont,train train_spont_30284,I talked it over with my Mom and Dad and we decided we'd like like to go into business with you.,"I'll tell you right now. If anyone can bring this guy down, there is a hefty prize on that guys head.",0,spont,train train_spont_30285,"Well, where is the manager of the stadium, the commissioner of the league?","Well, I mean, I hope that I'm going to do a good job and just play my heart out, have a good attitude, and then maybe I'll make it to the major leagues.",0,spont,train train_spont_30286,"Beverly has to work, Doctor. There's audition is for a pickle company.",That astronaut costume is made out of the cowardly lion costume from Wizard of Oz.,0,spont,train train_spont_30287,"Welcome to our racially diverse Chinese restaurant. Don't let my looks fool you, I'm also Irish. We're all from everywhere. It's the laws you passed, mayor. ","Wait a minute, it's you. Matern. You work for me now?",0,spont,train train_spont_30288,"You know, the residual checks are coming in like crazy. I never thought putting you guys on tour together would be a great idea, but I was wrong. Chock me up one wrong for my category.?","Well, he was so angry and full of rage. The only way I know in my village to deal with someone like this is to treat them like a stray dog who has never known compassion, and then you smother them with love until they have no choice but to submit.",0,spont,train train_spont_30289,"So, you girls. You're from Malibu, huh? And you want to know about prostitution? We'll tell you everything you need to do.","Hey, I grew up on the streets. I know the rough sex words and that's about it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30290,Do you want to be a little old lady on the Little House on the Prairie?,I'm a leaf blowing in the wind. I'll go anywhere I want.,0,spont,train train_spont_30291,"Look you guys, I feel like this is what she wants.","You sure haven't, every word that's come through your crooked teeth has been a dirty lie I know it!",0,spont,train train_spont_30292,We are starting an experimental stadium of the future.,I've been a Fire Dragons fan my entire life. That's basically where I went to elementary school.,0,spont,train train_spont_30293,You could help restore it to its former glory.,"He was here, but he just took a shit on my leg and left.",0,spont,train train_spont_30294,Who put the coffee in this bathroom?,"Yeah, I just feel like we needed to conclude that part of the story.",0,spont,train train_spont_30295,"Are you going to come down to the basement or what? I found hundreds of skeletons down here. Dad, you don't have to come down on your hands and knees.",Isn't that your dad right next to you? How awkward.,0,spont,train train_spont_30296,That's part of the prophecy. One will be the common thread. One will be beautiful and fall in love after a sneeze. And one will be the common thread. And then it said one will be fart-y and one will be smart-y.,I remember that day. I was your boss. I promoted you.,0,spont,train train_spont_30297,"It looks kind of empty, kind of like its the last sizzler.",It's inside. I get there the night before and I stay inside the concrete building.,0,spont,train train_spont_30298,Yes. Welcome to DM Sliders. We're a family owned bike shop.,Or on our very thin floors. That's a good idea.,0,spont,train train_spont_30299,I love to smoke. I will smoke forever. I can't wait to smoke again.,"Wait, they give you cups of coffee when you make it to the major leagues?",0,spont,train train_spont_30300,"I think he's up to the task. I mean, he doesn't have limbs. He is a worm. But I think he can juggle. He says he can.","Oh my god, this woman is literally right next to my ear and she's screaming as if I'm millions of miles away.",0,spont,train train_spont_30301,I'm going to have to hear this from your wife. Where is she right now?,"Yeah, that's a basic function of most desks.",0,spont,train train_spont_30302,"Alright, kids, since the game is over, you have to go back into the cage.","The enthusiasm is what I noticed, not the flying.",0,spont,train train_spont_30303,"Denise, I called you into my office because I've been going through the transcripts of your 9-11 calls. Much like the radio, we can't have more than 2 seconds of dead air.",I don't know. We're supposed to get the waiter out of here? There's no one else in the restaurant and it's broad daylight.,0,spont,train train_spont_30304,"Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you.",Everything. I'm hungry. I need shelter. I need you to love me. Such a needy child she was.,0,spont,train train_spont_30305,"It's such an honor Mr. Ryner, I have always wanted to meet you!",Why would that surprise you? You have been on a fish only diet since you went to Vietnam in the 70's.,0,spont,train train_spont_30306,If we move back to Base One we'll be laughed at by the Base Ones and the base ones.,"That'll make three times this week. But it's my favorite, so I'm am not complaining.",0,spont,train train_spont_30307,Our final rule is no fraternizing. Don't sleep with coworkers.,"Oh, Mr. Madison, he means well, but he keeps giving us things that we're not able to use.",0,spont,train train_spont_30308,Are you sure you don't want one. The blue kid looks good.,No not all of them. Only the middle children of three get to see the future.,0,spont,train train_spont_30309,My wife won't even us an Alka Seltzer because she thinks the bubbles are evil.,It's a bonus. Congratulations.,0,spont,train train_spont_30310,Then this is the blender for you. You're going to think it's not even plugged in.,Lavar Burton.,0,spont,train train_spont_30311,The spilled lettuce does look good though on your pants.,"Oh, we probably shouldn't have all been here at the same time in the break room.",0,spont,train train_spont_30312,"Jared, I think you're letting that affect you and you shouldn't. It was unpleasant of course, but it's over.",I have a song that might help clear this up.,0,spont,train train_spont_30313,"I tried to do that thing one time, where we cut up the pizza and we rearranged the slices to make it look like there was more pizza. But, in the end, we both knew it was the same amount of pizza.","Well, honey. I can't graduate from the scar you gave me. I wish I could, but I can't. Do you want to see it again?",0,spont,train train_spont_30314,I'm cleaning me glasses now.,I'm a man puppet with a woman's soul inside me. So I identify as a man now.,0,spont,train train_spont_30315,"There is actually - when you were applying to be a police officer - a box that asks if you're OK with confrontation, because that is actually a big part of your job.","Well the late fees are already on there, it's just that we need the videos back.",0,spont,train train_spont_30316,"Well, OK, I'll get those peaches and oh look what we're gonna have. A little peach and chocolate PowerBar mousse as soon as I get this whisk through this PowerBar. ",Yeah. It was a hospital in the woods. They didn't have no more rooms for a baby.,0,spont,train train_spont_30317,I want you to think of bagging groceries as playing Tetris. Playing Tetris with the food and the cleaning supplies and the tools. Here's an item: eggs. Does it go on the bottom?,"The lens cap, honey. Take it off the camera.",0,spont,train train_spont_30318,I will take a cup of coffee and one cartoon of cigarettes to toot while I drink the one single cup of coffee.,"You might get a cup of coffee in the bigs, but that's about it. This is A ball right now. Then you gotta go to triple A ball, then you gotta go down to double A ball. Then you gotta go up to the majors. I got a cup of coffee back in the '60s.",0,spont,train train_spont_30319,I would put a layer of garlic bread on the bottom.,"Some of them are usable, I guess.",0,spont,train train_spont_30320,What the hell are you guys doing? This is my case.,I have great taste do. And I'm not ashamed to say that I do. I think I have superior taste.,0,spont,train train_spont_30321,"So, you're not prepared to open any doors?","Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business.",0,spont,train train_spont_30322,He told me wait here in the cereal aisle and I was just going to wait here until my oats were moistened.,"You know what? I bet he did. He probably went and sent like three more emails before he did it, just to insult us.",0,spont,train train_spont_30323,"Well let's look at the label. It says ""use once daily.""","Well, you know, he's 23.",0,spont,train train_spont_30324,We gotta run with what's working. Dad! Hey dad?,"Hey, that dumb kid is my dumb kid. And I can't stand him either.",0,spont,train train_spont_30325,You need a nice break to walk around this open space full of stores.,I like to go to the boy store.,0,spont,train train_spont_30326,"I can't believe I'm about to say this. But, this place needs the word of God. Ye all are a mess.","If we just climb in the back of their pickup truck, they might not notice that we're in there.",0,spont,train train_spont_30327,Your whole life is being a waiter at Margaritaville?,Is that why your entire family left you? Now I understand that story.,0,spont,train train_spont_30328,What can we do? The people have spoken. They want digital photographs. They already exist and they've been using them for awhile.,"Yeah, if I'm big again, nobody wants me as a nurse.",0,spont,train train_spont_30329,"When I started this train platform solo monologue I said, even if I'm lonely, even if I'm scared, I will make a friend and be excited. That seems like something you can help me with. But first you gotta figure out if you have a voodoo curse on you, because I don't need that shit right now.","OK, I'm not going to sign it then.",0,spont,train train_spont_30330,I think it was ambitious to begin with the motorcycle show.,"Oh my god, it's Mr. Madison.",0,spont,train train_spont_30331,"Hey man, get a load of this. They're really going or it.","To my work, I mean.",0,spont,train train_spont_30332,"Hi there, Ma'am. Do you feel like wine tasting?","Oh, you two. You betrayed me. You kicked me out.",0,spont,train train_spont_30333,It's so hot I'm losing my mind.,"Oh, nothing, father. I just wanted to make sure you and I would still have plenty of ""us"" time, what with these new friends joining us and so forth.",0,spont,train train_spont_30334,"All right, next up we got William. William, the birthday boy William. They're saying it's a surprise for your birthday.","Well, the inn's closed for the night, but why don't you come stay with me? Always happy to have a logger in from another land to stay in my home and share in my hearth.",0,spont,train train_spont_30335,"I don't want to live in a parallel universe anymore. I know the work here is great for you, but it's not for me.","You're right, I did notice that, she doesn't even have a broom either. I kinda feel bad for her, in a weird way.",0,spont,train train_spont_30336,"My god, I'm remembering sad things that happened before I was born.","I don't think, after what we found in your jacket, anything could surprise me less.",0,spont,train train_spont_30337,The veins on his balls kind of tell a story and look like a system of rivers. They are all flowing from mountains.,"I add veins to birds, trees, tortoises, my own hands and feet and legs.",0,spont,train train_spont_30338,"Well, listen to what I just heard - a guy telling a story about a guy who must be lying. Because I know this third party is rotten to the core. Because if you run one stop sign, surely you've committed murder!","See, like that was triggering for me because I'm really trying not to. So, pardon my abrupt gasp.",0,spont,train train_spont_30339,It's been a wild and crazy day. My husband and I were just running through the forest earlier today and something really scary came up behind us. We just need help. We want to get out of here.,"Not only do you not pay extra, I'm gonna pay you to take it. I'm not the smartest businessman in the world, but I am the most well dressed.",0,spont,train train_spont_30340,"I guess we bought this thing to expand our lives. Yeah, let's go over this mountain.","I really have to pee, so is 15 minutes a definite time frame?",0,spont,train train_spont_30341,I want to go to Full Sail.,"Oh, fuck. Did I say that out loud? I mean, it was Lavar Burton.",0,spont,train train_spont_30342,"You know what, if I were that horse, I'd sleep with Mary Sue too.",I know. I've seen you all ride side saddle just like the English do.,0,spont,train train_spont_30343,Hold on a second. You really believe jail doesn't exist?,"That's right, she never said we couldn't do that, so we can do that.",0,spont,train train_spont_30344,You look to be a girl of about 15 year old.,I am. I'm looking for Janis Joplin. That's the one I want.,0,spont,train train_spont_30345,We'll make a solemn promise. This does not leave this cold storage.?,The poet and Lincoln biographer?,0,spont,train train_spont_30346,They look like milk chocolate and white chocolate mixed together perfectly.,"Yes. It was this guy last week. He was checked in for a convention and he had a heart attack. He didn't eat well, he had tons and tons of fat. It was just a normal guy. It wasn't like a horrific death or anything.",0,spont,train train_spont_30347,How's your relationship with your parents? ,That was how we met.,0,spont,train train_spont_30348,I'm trying to talk to my colleague here. We work together on this corner.,Thank you doctors.,0,spont,train train_spont_30349,"Guys, every time I hang out with you, I get so wasted.","Yep, it's just you. You must have had some crazy dream.",0,spont,train train_spont_30350,"That was your revenge for people laughing at you, killing yourself?","Wait, are we supposed to be addressing all farmers as farmer-something. Like doctor or policeman?",0,spont,train train_spont_30351,"I know all the rules and the red tape for this sort of thing, but the fact is that most of the evidence is missing.",Alright. Is it like when the Native Americans couldn't see the ships because they had a blindness because they hadn't seen ships before?,0,spont,train train_spont_30352,"Momma, why can't we have any pets?","Oh, I didn't mean to kill them.",0,spont,train train_spont_30353,I'd like to welcome a newcomer. He used to be an artist of the arts and now he's an artist of the word.,"Yeah, check it out. I've been practicing for a week.",0,spont,train train_spont_30354,I just think you're angry because your mom never came home from buying cigarettes.,He kept on saying he was going to hurt the rabbits and he was going to throw the fish down the toilet. He was just a mean old kid.,0,spont,train train_spont_30355,"Crackers, I dug up the body of Wrinkle Pants because your veins were like tree stumps. They were calcified.",Summer Chitz China? Is that like a chinette dining plate?,0,spont,train train_spont_30356,"God damn it. Excuse me, are you that fucking tree possessing another fucking person?","Melissa, I know in the past I was a little critical about you watching Will & Grace. But if your ex-husband wants to watch it with you, you have my blessing.",0,spont,train train_spont_30357,Did you get them taken out or did you just let them grow in there?,We're going to fly the plane ourselves and we're going to take you there right now.,0,spont,train train_spont_30358,Let's have a dance party. I haven't danced with a man in years and years.,Amazing. I'm going to give you $1000 for the counter.,0,spont,train train_spont_30359,I'm having a great day today.,I wouldn't diarrhea on my own cloud.,0,spont,train train_spont_30360,"We can just say at the beginning, ""Please remove your shoes"".",I don't blame them. And they should salt the earth that nothing more may grow here.,0,spont,train train_spont_30361,"Yeah, it's like a ball of light that floats along and lures people over to the Mars.",So what. Trouble is my middle name.,0,spont,train train_spont_30362,Are you one of those real trolls or are you just someone who has a mental illness that decided to leave society and live underground?,Maybe they want to steal the hand towels.,0,spont,train train_spont_30363,Let's make love. That's just a regular mirror. They can't see us in here. ,"Yeah, it definitely smells like the '90s.",0,spont,train train_spont_30364,"All right, Johnny, you've got to make sure that everything's OK here. I'm off to have sex with my ex-wife. The best kind of sex.",He's the guy who does everything wrong and then blames it on me.,0,spont,train train_spont_30365,Would you guys mind? I'm kind of thirsty. I was sitting all night over the vent and I got kind of parched.,"Finally, you've made it here. What do you want from us.",0,spont,train train_spont_30366,"All right, well, you've been somewhat helpful. Please accept, as a gift, this calendar","My veins tell my story, my journey. You can see a lot through someone's veins.",0,spont,train train_spont_30367,"Trish, are you seeing anybody?",How about residually intoxicated?,0,spont,train train_spont_30368,"I have one quarter of a Starbucks egg salad sandwich. To be honest, I'm starving, but I'd rather not eat it.","I guess I am, yeah. I was kind of hoping that I wasn't, but I'm pretty sure I've been by here before.",0,spont,train train_spont_30369,"Thank you, Rick. It's always nice to meet a fan.",That would be me. Over here. And what are you? A robot?,0,spont,train train_spont_30370,Did you kill Hitler this time when you were in the worm hole?,"Yeah, reach out and touch them. That's our new logo. And, it's 50% off all homemade jams.",0,spont,train train_spont_30371,I predict I'll probably be doing this job for the rest of my life.,It's like he's at an open mic.,0,spont,train train_spont_30372,I'm an angel from heaven.,"Hey, why don't you be the character of the guy, who puts his wallet in the stroke lady's mouth?",0,spont,train train_spont_30373,And I was born in the USA but mama and papa's accents are so contagious I sound just like them.,"Why did you train the tapeworm, anyway?",0,spont,train train_spont_30374,Larry H. Parker is a god.,"Yeah, I did. So just keep holding that grenade.",0,spont,train train_spont_30375,I'm a little puppet man.,"I mean, can you fault someone for wanting? You know, as long as you don't act on it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30376,I think we need to really scare them. I think we gotta put the literal fear of god into them.,But some are cuter than others. You're a very cute baby. You have good hair for a baby.,0,spont,train train_spont_30377,The organ sounds good. She sounds real good.,I can't have it in me anymore. You better take it out of me right now.,0,spont,train train_spont_30378,They had to write in that line about how the song was coming to an end because it didn't rhyme and people were confused.,"Well, then let him do it, so I can finish listening to this program.",0,spont,train train_spont_30379,A man died because you mispronounced Heimlich. And yet other words you pronounce far too correctly. You see now why I cannot let you live?,This is where people at least suggest the idea of washing dishes. Mostly they just sit here and we spray them a couple times.,0,spont,train train_spont_30380,"Can I just say, don't get rid of your arms.","Yes, you're a beacon with limbs.",0,spont,train train_spont_30381,You've brought a gentleman home?,"Wait a minute, I just remembered I work at a Dennys, too. That's a double burn.",0,spont,train train_spont_30382,"Son, I seen you running over to that bus filled with all those women.","Medicine and science are evil. Alka Seltzer's bubbles are soles of people. And, Pepto Bismol, you know how your poop is black when it comes out? That's the devil.",0,spont,train train_spont_30383,"Sir, we really should get you to your speaking engagement.","Yeah, I'd like a bagel, but my friend Charlie's got something else on his mind.",0,spont,train train_spont_30384,We have some shoes here that not all of the shoe is made on Earth.,"That's right, I'm wearing the shirt as pants.",0,spont,train train_spont_30385,"Meredith, will you allow me to be your mother?","You'll never live that down. As soon as the whole school find out that you ate a whole roll of quarters, you're going to be trash.",0,spont,train train_spont_30386,"Honestly, I think my friends are cuter than me.","Oh, we're sorry, boss. They asked for soft boiled. It's the softest boil you can do.",0,spont,train train_spont_30387,"Denise, I heard from the other teachers that your performance in their classes is suffering, as well. I also heard there was an incident in the gymnasium.",She was the original tough gal with a bad attitude.,0,spont,train train_spont_30388,"Listen, if you win the middle, what song are they going to sing if they can't sing the Russian National Anthem?",There's so many smells here. There's no way anyone will smell one smelly man.,0,spont,train train_spont_30389,"Effective immediately, we're closing the Lord of the Flies musical murder spectacular. I kind of wish that there were more murders in it.","Yep, you gotta be in it to win it. You won't get anywhere if you don't try.",0,spont,train train_spont_30390,I didn't know that everyone that visits this dentist office has a lion's mane.,I do that procedure where you knock teeth out with a little hammer.,0,spont,train train_spont_30391,"Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it.",When you say that it makes me want to eat one.,0,spont,train train_spont_30392,"Briff, I feel a need to, uh, to say all of the parts. Is that okay with you?","Well, you know what's a distraction? Elizabeth's webbed chin!",0,spont,train train_spont_30393,Whatever it is it's big enough to accommodate an airship that also does stunt shows.,"Guys. Let's learn from our mistakes last time. Everyone has their magnetic shoes on? And no one brought a bomb, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_30394,"Well, Joshua, it's so nice to meet you. My name is Janine Roxbury.","Well, it sure pays off in the end.",0,spont,train train_spont_30395,This sandwich has a bottom layer of rye bread and then it's got ice berg lettuce.,"How could you just say that without consulting with me at least a little bit? It's going to be odd. I'm an alcoholic, and she's a teenager. Throwing her in the family mix, I don't even know my girlfriend's name.",0,spont,train train_spont_30396,"Thominson, have you seen the gentleman in this picture?",It's not bad. It loses it's power over time though.,0,spont,train train_spont_30397,We have to come up with some kind of solution for getting water.,Do I have multiple pockets? I like to carry many kinds of cheese with me.,0,spont,train train_spont_30398,"You should probably quit smoking. That's one of the reasons, also, that your daughter wanted a new daddy.",I'd be lying if I said that hadn't crossed my mind at some point too. That you were a crack rock.,0,spont,train train_spont_30399,Have you seen seen Hamilton? It's all the rave over in the states.,"Baby, that's what marriage is.",0,spont,train train_spont_30400,"Okay, well I'm Prop Supervisor and that leaves me a lot of free time.",That's right. All of us got the same exact tattoo.,0,spont,train train_spont_30401,"Medicine and science are evil. Alka Seltzer's bubbles are soles of people. And, Pepto Bismol, you know how your poop is black when it comes out? That's the devil.",Oooh. I bet it's going to be in the history books now.,0,spont,train train_spont_30402,You know we have very strict rules about fraternization here.,"Whoa, that's Mr. Grocery!",0,spont,train train_spont_30403,"The last address I have for Beth is in Des Moines, Iowa.","Yes, I did a maypole around the three of you. Now, we know why Nancy is such a monster, but we don't know why you're such a monster, Cedric.",0,spont,train train_spont_30404,"Rudy, that's what you mean when you said it didn't go well? You didn't get to do your list of outdated slurs?",I am honored. I would love to be on TV in my baggy outfit.,0,spont,train train_spont_30405,"I hear it's tough being a nighttime Christian, because how are you gonna, like, tell your dreams not to swear or listen to secular music?","Let me put it this way, if I murdered someone today, no one could take me to court or prisoner. Diplomatic immunity.",0,spont,train train_spont_30406,I'm hurling my stapler at you. Get the hell out of my office.,"Really? You know, you guys let Robert Downey Jr. act in the movie and I'm naturally tan and I went to Ms. Tina's acting school.",0,spont,train train_spont_30407,"I have some friends here that are performing tonight and they are very talented. If you ever wanted to do another show on some network, you're going to see some good people tonight.",We're all doing little talents that can comfortably fit into a talent show and you're doing 2 acts of a play by yourself?,0,spont,train train_spont_30408,You want them to ride around in a buggy on the moon?,"I caught that. I know that his performance was only 15 seconds. But, I got everything out of your performance.",0,spont,train train_spont_30409,"I'm sorry, we're under new management here.",Just bash your head through the window. Come on.,0,spont,train train_spont_30410,"Mr. Farmer, you're kind of a legend around here.",I went to his Fantastic Sams because I guess that's a regional hair place.,0,spont,train train_spont_30411,Me too. I certainly did not walk out after the first five minutes of that movie.,It doesn't feel fair that you can even be here for that. You lost 20 million dollars.,0,spont,train train_spont_30412,We want to put it to those Ruskies. Let them know what's for.,I know. She doesn't really mean it though. That's a good thing that her feelings are hurt.,0,spont,train train_spont_30413,"Kay, I am a magical fairy.","There's a lot of curls and it looks very fancy, but I'm afraid people won't know how much the pianos are.",0,spont,train train_spont_30414,"Steve, you weren't at home? So, you don't know what happened to your wife?","Well, Al Pacino came here. He took all the cereal",0,spont,train train_spont_30415,Are you sure we can stay for this? I know I've got some white people in my family somewhere.,The system? They didn't do a great job of pinpointing this murderer.,0,spont,train train_spont_30416,"Mom, sisters, guess what? I beat Judge Judy. I'm richer than she is.",At the beach? Is he working really hard at the beach?,0,spont,train train_spont_30417,You must be the little sister. What's your name.,"Yeah, they seem like the type of people that would order Thai.",0,spont,train train_spont_30418,"What happens to us, the poo spirits, when Kelly stops wearing diapers?","Well, I thought that giving you a story would help you understand why you do not have eight and that would help you lessen your anger towards me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30419,I'm talking to a couple kids that are in the storm drain. I still have like 9 more awesome things to say,That's what a soul quest is. I gotta do a mind quest and a body quest all in one.,0,spont,train train_spont_30420,You wanted all you can eat.,"That's our father you're talking about! Really, if there's a villain in this house, it's Stefano. But, now I propose we bring a new family member into our group. Someone also of our family blood. Mother!",0,spont,train train_spont_30421,"Not just that! I also added lotion to toilet tissue. I got a lot of ideas for every industry, but food is my heart.","It's only going to be make it worse. We should talk about something positive, like how much money we will make today.",0,spont,train train_spont_30422,"We're a stupid nation of idiots, who eat burgers and smoke whatever and then throw it on the ground like trash. ","Ah, well, you know, I haven't that in so long since I've been in Hollywood because we have larger budgets, but you look fantastic.",0,spont,train train_spont_30423,"I just showed up here and was like ""what can i claim to be without anyone really questioning it?"" And fireman is not it.","Actually, yeah. Maybe if you could hold it like in a defense thing. You kind of look like a Street Fighter character.",0,spont,train train_spont_30424,"Anyway, you want say anything about the way you left my daughter?","Yeah, it's funny. When you're in a dumpster, there's a lot of cliche things you always find, including spaghetti and lettuce. I don't know, I guess people eat a lot of spaghetti and lettuce, but more than what they can eat, they throw it away.",0,spont,train train_spont_30425,Look over at the pig.,We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing it from.,0,spont,train train_spont_30426,"Okay, everyone, Rubber Band here is going to juggle a tennis ball, a bowling pin, and a chainsaw.",Just because the instructions were too small? Must be nice to be a millionaire and afford large print typewriter.,0,spont,train train_spont_30427,I'll take a bag of cashews and some fudge.,"Maybe so, but he was also having an affair. Okay, I said it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30428,"Excuse me, sonny.","You are willing to let me have a job,? Thank you so much, I'll empty all of your meters for you today.",0,spont,train train_spont_30429,Printing photos is sort of obsolete now.,"Yeah, it's publicity, Dad. And, I think you should go out with that woman that asked you to the movie.",0,spont,train train_spont_30430,"I like your coat. But your face, it's terrifying.",Sometimes we shouldn't ask questions. You're helping a stranger by leaving the bathroom. That's going to help your karma later on.,0,spont,train train_spont_30431,"Rita, we gotta get that door sealed.","I doubt it. We've been in here for ten minutes, I'm sure they left.",0,spont,train train_spont_30432,"Are you a fast reader, Iris?","Oh, thanks Buddy. That's great. You stole these pint glasses from local bars because that's what we do at the age we are.",0,spont,train train_spont_30433,I'm in. All in. But you must know I'm cut out of every episode of Shark Tank.,"Steven Dons, yeah. He's like an indie New York actor who doesn't get a lot of work but he runs a theater company in upstate New York.",0,spont,train train_spont_30434,"Kendra, let me just take off my pants.","Oh, boy. You're like a regular Helen Thomas with all of these questions.",0,spont,train train_spont_30435,I'll be anywhere I please. My friend and I have been waiting now forty eight minutes for her Saturn. We're ready to go.,I'm so sorry. It just came right out of the fridge.,0,spont,train train_spont_30436,You will never have to chop them again. We can provide you with lifetime supply of pre-chopped onions.,"When life gives you chili peppers, you make chili.",0,spont,train train_spont_30437,Every one of my stories begins with a crotch bulge.,I sent them out on an expedition to go collect ice. I haven't seen them since.,0,spont,train train_spont_30438,"Do you suffer from low voice bowel release? If so, send everything you got to the doctor's office. It will find me.","That's right, Charles. You're a brave kid. It's a disease that strikes very few people. But, when it does, oh boy, does it really hit hard, right in the balls.",0,spont,train train_spont_30439,"Oh, wow. you're blushing.",You wouldn't dare.,0,spont,train train_spont_30440,"Well, Dr. Santa. I wish that this could be another place that's not Freeport, Illinois.","Too be fair, your Santa costume has a name tag on it that says Sandra.",0,spont,train train_spont_30441,Yorgy could walk so early. He does his own laundry.,"Catarina, can I ask you a question? Why does this millionaire eat such garbage?",0,spont,train train_spont_30442,"Girls, what was that? Get off her. Get off of your sister!","We came to this theater to eat exotic foods and, admittedly, large quantities of roast beef. Roast beef is a staple of our diet.",0,spont,train train_spont_30443,The radio cannot pass over to the other side until it has been given a stage.,I carry 20's. I wouldn't write a check for $10.00.,0,spont,train train_spont_30444,It sounded to me like manager crying out in pain and dog noises.,"I know it is, I think I've only got a little time left Doc.",0,spont,train train_spont_30445,"Hang on a second, what am I thinking? Battery backup. Sorry, you guys. Here we go.","I understand. I'm sorry, commander. I know I've let you down. I know that this is perhaps the most nontraditional, traditional-nontraditional outcome that one could expect.",0,spont,train train_spont_30446,"Oh, well, I actually came to complain about a student who forced himself on me.",Yeah. My good friend and father Marion.,0,spont,train train_spont_30447,"Try these snacks. I just fucked around real quick and made these things. Some kale, a little bit of spice, finished with a little bit of filet.",Idiots. We're gonna fuck with those guys.,0,spont,train train_spont_30448,"I just need to buy a bible, lady.",Why is that lady twirling her mustache?,0,spont,train train_spont_30449,I will take the spirit of Terri Shivo and live like she would live.,I heard a tale that there's humans inside of them.,0,spont,train train_spont_30450,"When you left home, I thought I'd never hear from you again.",Shouldn't you love yourself enough to wipe feces off your shoe?,0,spont,train train_spont_30451,"Sorry, I'm just really pumped up for spring.",I pay her for private lessons out of my own paper money. My paper route money.,0,spont,train train_spont_30452,"Well, Tom, I don't know. I guess I just spent all morning, like, looking forward to my first day at the boy's store.",Maybe. But I am not a good doctor.,0,spont,train train_spont_30453,"We love you here, but the trapeze is not what it used to be.","I recoil at first, because I'm used to it, but then something tells me to let it happen.",0,spont,train train_spont_30454,Are you even excited about your new dad who's also your uncle?,I know Chief Logger from the res. Everyone knows her.,0,spont,train train_spont_30455,"Susan, what if you roll around in some hot chocolate and make the whole cloud brown?","Good question, time will tell.",0,spont,train train_spont_30456,"If anyone could stick the hand my skirt on, I'd make a wonderful puppet.","Just like in our vows. Now, let's take a run at that mountain.",0,spont,train train_spont_30457,"This may sound crazy. This may be coming from I don't know where, but I need to marry you.","Toadstool doesn't think in future tense, just present tense.",0,spont,train train_spont_30458,"Oh, I know who you are. I'm one of those girls that follows sports. You play basketball.",We have reunions every year.,0,spont,train train_spont_30459,"There's still one wish left. I guess, Bobby, it's yours.","Yes, my mother has typhus. She has typhoid fever from eating peach melba from someone that made it and was famous for it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30460,"After your father left, which no one will ever know if it was your fault, but probably it was.","Personality wise, he's as flat as paper.",0,spont,train train_spont_30461,I saw your mom at Sam's Club the other day.,"She's got you there, dude. That was not a good observation. I mean, I thought that, but I didn't say it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30462,Am I able to leave the parking garage even though I don't have a ticket?,"Well, I wasn't fishing, but I like what I caught.",0,spont,train train_spont_30463,"You guys, I feel like this is not coming together.","So what, you're going to put the lids back on the tubs?",0,spont,train train_spont_30464,"Slick, you're just a regular boy pretending to be a bad guy.","Oh no problem, I just woke up. You know, I'm Jimmy Buffett.",0,spont,train train_spont_30465,"All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory.","Well, I'm a lawyer. I'm supposed to sound angry.",0,spont,train train_spont_30466,"What are you doing, kid? Do you know what a goalie is supposed to do in hockey?",That's pretty poetic.,0,spont,train train_spont_30467,"Marcus, you go on ahead, I'm just going to spend another minute or so here. I'll catch up with you.","I lost a wife, Marcus.",0,spont,train train_spont_30468,"Garold, why didn't you get much sleep last night? It wasn't because you were sleepwalking, right?","Well, listen. She's my least favorite child. You've got to meet Ira and meet Lance.",0,spont,train train_spont_30469,Why would I tell my daughter to stop touching you? It's hilarious.,I'm not complaining. Let's get some jam.,0,spont,train train_spont_30470,Yeah. My good friend and father Marion owns the theater.,"I grew my pubes out super long, and then tied it to my stubble on my chin.",0,spont,train train_spont_30471,What is the blood from?,It was a Sunday show and then it was delayed until Friday night.,0,spont,train train_spont_30472,I feel like this couple from London is living our life.,"Of course not, it's bloody London.",0,spont,train train_spont_30473,I think we need to have a meeting.,"It does, that explains why the old creepy doppleganger me disappeared.",0,spont,train train_spont_30474,"Young lady, are you lost? You looking for a certain store?",A lot of people don't think they need them until they get them.,0,spont,train train_spont_30475,"Margaret, Elaine did the gentleman arrive yet, who wants to buy the property?",Why would I have burner phone? I'm certainly not carrying on a secret business behind everyone's back to drain the finances of our family business.,0,spont,train train_spont_30476,"I've been waiting, apparently, fucking months for this God damn gasoline.","Oh, well, my favorite older thing was Josie and the Pussycats.",0,spont,train train_spont_30477,There was racism. There were wild animals running around.,Hey! She can't reproduce! She shouldn't even be in here if she isn't really a giraffe.,0,spont,train train_spont_30478,We're not doctors. Not quite. I took a semester.,"Yeah, I mean, she asked if we were in the podcast that we were about to listen to.",0,spont,train train_spont_30479,"Well, look. I'm willing to go in here without pay.","I mean, it's full of chemicals. But he loves it, though.",0,spont,train train_spont_30480,I feel like we shouldn't have breathed in that mist.,"They can't hug each other, but they can hug a person.",0,spont,train train_spont_30481,"God damn it, Bruce. You have to go and find that woman.",She's finally grown into her hanker-chief shirt that she's worn for years. She was horrifically underdeveloped for quite a long time.,0,spont,train train_spont_30482,"Every Halloween, Knox Berry Farm does things differently, where they have ghosts and ghouls and goblins.","I'm equally thrilled, but I'd be more thrilled if we got our daughter our of the car, so she can enjoy the beautiful pleasures of Not Scary Farm.",0,spont,train train_spont_30483,She had a bright star on her lapel. I think she's the sheriff.,"Oh yes, where is the kitchen? We are the kitchen help and also the entertainment.",0,spont,train train_spont_30484,"Sharon, are you only taking the reins because Chuck chose Marie Claire and not you?",We'll just eat what they were having.,0,spont,train train_spont_30485,I paid cash.,Your ass is Teflon. I love that about you.,0,spont,train train_spont_30486,A co-worker called me and said you might need someone to talk to. ,They keep trying to engage me in conversation. I don't know what exists here and what doesn't.,0,spont,train train_spont_30487,I've just been having night terrors. I've been very scared at night.,"But he's just a butler, not an officer.",0,spont,train train_spont_30488,"Mindy, that was a pitch perfect rendition of that song.",I hate them. I'm just from a different generation. Nobody knows the real me.,0,spont,train train_spont_30489,"You don't know me, I'm just a guy that works at Jiffy Lube.",I'm going to stay firmly planted in the car.,0,spont,train train_spont_30490,"You're a science teacher, Mrs. White. You're a child that presumably has a science project due and you've got those beautiful balls. Is there a way to combine these three things and enter your balls into science fair.`",Her dad is totally hot and I say that as a straight 8 year old boy.,0,spont,train train_spont_30491,I have to change my wish. I just got a text message that my dog is suing me for calling her a pervert.,"Yes, sir. I can't wait to hang out.",0,spont,train train_spont_30492,"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I got lost. I just- we were supposed to have like some college basketball players in here to cheer up the kids, but they got all sick so I brought a chicken in here to see if it'd do the job.?",I know we could use our job at the cold storage facility.,0,spont,train train_spont_30493,I love you Caitlyn because you find me attractive.,"Yes, you put the coozie on the cup. That's a real glass half full attitude. I like you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30494,"I'll tell you what, I'll buy your fish. I just wanted to ask the young lady behind the fish counter something first.","It's no big deal, we all say it from time to time.",0,spont,train train_spont_30495,"Hey, I like you. I'm going to cut you into my William.",Wait. Is it also the theater with his lover - your mom - Mrs. Pet. Mrs. Pup Pet?,0,spont,train train_spont_30496,This is very gross.,"Oh, well I guess it's time we had that talk. You're a very special girl, Elizabeth.",0,spont,train train_spont_30497,"Boss, you got this pit of open spikes behind me. If I slip, I'm going to fall in this pit. What's going on, boss?","Your son called me. She was helping him with his bathing suit - he had it on wrong - and they got in a car accident. Your wife's not going to be here because she's, uh, going to live with Santa Claus.",0,spont,train train_spont_30498,It's a silk rove. The material is not clinging at all. It's very soft. What is this condition you have exactly?,"Oh, sorry. I was just warm and all my clothes were wet.",0,spont,train train_spont_30499,I have been having an afternoon long affair.,It is a good game. You know you love it. You even told me that you were cheating on me with a group of Cataan player.,0,spont,train train_spont_30500,We both went on a journey. We ended up at this golf course where everyone was foreign and we were hoping to have a very abroad experience.,I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout.,0,spont,train train_spont_30501,"All right, everything looks set. Can we just agree to have zero more fight exchanges?",Your obsession with toilets has grown tiresome.,0,spont,train train_spont_30502,"Do you want me to record your moon outer space speech, so people know you said it?",I need my eel cane first. Give me that cane.,0,spont,train train_spont_30503,"Obviously, she doesn't feel very good, which makes me in turn not feel so good. I can change.",Not really. I have to pass messages between them. It just gets weird.,0,spont,train train_spont_30504,The phantom of our one bedroom apartment? You'd think would have seen you before this.,"Look, you can have whatever you want. I'm going to move my development somewhere else, if that's alright with you Salvatore.",0,spont,train train_spont_30505,Is that a better car than a Porsche? I'm not familiar with Volkswagon Golfs.,"Well, that's a load off, because I don't know how I was going to make that happen supernaturally.",0,spont,train train_spont_30506,"We don't have a jail in this town, so if we've never seen one, it's not real.","He's a growing boy, I mean. He needs three or four dozen doughtnuts.",0,spont,train train_spont_30507,"Rachel, I gotta tell you, when you finally graduate from nursing school, I am 100% hiring you for realsies.",I'll tell you what's nuts. I forgot a protein to go with my risotto.,0,spont,train train_spont_30508,I was just saying that I have currency to purchase a blimp ticket.,You have presidential blood fresh fish this was meant to be.,0,spont,train train_spont_30509,"She's the first female chief of a tribe, head logger, and den mother to the stars.","All right, Sherry. Please, be careful. Make sure you hold your arm out.",0,spont,train train_spont_30510,"The testosterone's only had positive effects, alright. Except for the negative effect of the lack of support from my own mother. Am I not the highest rated fashion consultant in morning talk show history in Pennsylvania?","I'll help you. My daughter, Alicia, it's her first day interning here and we're such big fans of you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30511,"Ms. Williams, I'm going to go make preparations because I'm an actor and an actor prepares, but I do hope that you will enjoy the play. If you have any helpful, constructive criticism, when it is over, I look forward to your thoughts, just actor to actor.",I do. I come from southern tobacco money.,0,spont,train train_spont_30512,Why don't you just wring out your shirt?,"I want a pair of gills, so I can breathe.",0,spont,train train_spont_30513,Let's make it a decree. Wishing to learn to read is off-limits.,"Honey, you better bow. This is her majesty, Kay.",0,spont,train train_spont_30514,I'm a little woozy in here. It smells strongly of nail polish in this purse.,The only way we're still together is our separate bedrooms. I can finally get some sleep.,0,spont,train train_spont_30515,"Oh, yes I did hear about that. Yes, we watch that because sometimes people get run over by their cars.",Excuse me? This is a medical hospital.,0,spont,train train_spont_30516,Better be careful or you're going to have a Runaway Bride on your hands.,Why didn't you tell us that before we got so shit faced drunk?,0,spont,train train_spont_30517,"We checked girl, but we didn't see a box for human. Gary's brother is a lawyer and he told us to be really thorough.",Carolyn's opened up to you in a way we've never seen. She's adopted and we're constantly thinking about giving her back.,0,spont,train train_spont_30518,"What is it, a scientific souffle?","My mom told me that too, she said it's full of spiders. ",0,spont,train train_spont_30519,Are you hung over sir? You're sweating?,"I've just been doing the usual, like close up magic.",0,spont,train train_spont_30520,"OK. Let me try it. Get a load of my bite and chew. I bite and then...aww, it all spilled out of my mouth.",We're going to shoot him while we're shooting. There's going to be two shooters.,0,spont,train train_spont_30521,You don't think the whale is going to be upset if we're scraping blubber off of its insides?,They say whale time is like forever time.,0,spont,train train_spont_30522,"At risk of being too forward, you smell like oregano.","I will do what you ask, your majesty. Thank you for spring my life.",0,spont,train train_spont_30523,"I think she just wanted a friend, and maybe if you'd been listening harder to the answers you wouldn't have had to give her your money.",You're very likable for a robber.,0,spont,train train_spont_30524,Oh my. Are you former president Bill Clinton?,What kind of accent do they have? Is it specific? I don't want to have to give up my white linen suit.,0,spont,train train_spont_30525,"Listen Mary, Chuck doesn't know he's been replaced by a robotic camera. Mostly, he's just been holding my phone during the broadcast.","OK. Do you think Roger will go for it? I mean, it sounds like it will work to me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30526,"Okay, walk with me.",My name's Karlt. I was teased all through school. People said I had a country name.,0,spont,train train_spont_30527,"I heard about this farm kid, he has a big load of cocaine and maybe some maple syrup. We can get some more of this stuff.","Yeah, like the parents around here are all robots, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_30528,"They seem to be smiling, which you know is uncustomary in our country.",Stop bothering me. I'm trying to teach myself to read in here. I need to concentrate.,0,spont,train train_spont_30529,Wait a minute. Look out at the ocean. What's happening? I see children.,"OK. Cran, why don't you go toss yourself into the ocean and you'll be out of the way?",0,spont,train train_spont_30530,"Excuse me, is that you?","I mean, that make sense. I have to taste the good food, so it's in me. I gotta say no deal though.",0,spont,train train_spont_30531,It took a long time to get here.,I don't want to hear your whole life story.,0,spont,train train_spont_30532,"Melissa, it's not that I wanted to be with you. It's that I didn't want you to be with anyone else.","Yes, I brought you back on my back. You hugged me and then I brought you back to this time period.",0,spont,train train_spont_30533,Did you know that 99% of the Geta consumed in the country is actually consumed in Cincinnati? It's a local delicacy.,I heard this happened last night. One of them fell asleep.,0,spont,train train_spont_30534,"We have a problem with the cameras. There are zombies in the studio, I think. It's getting out of control. I need to borrow a dollar so I can blow them up right now.","Well, we just have to finish touching up your makeup, Roger and then we'll get the completed news script over to you, which I'm sure will come any second now.",0,spont,train train_spont_30535,"I'm just trying to order, man. You guys are taking a long time.",I also think that we need to move them to areas where people aren't constantly suffering from allergies. They might spend more time outside playing with the frisbees.,0,spont,train train_spont_30536,"It seems like you two might know each other, Barb.",He was very helpful. His willingness to serve a customer was apparent. He just doesn't know anything.,0,spont,train train_spont_30537,One dance. Any song you want.,"I remember that day. It was Wednesday. Wednesday of last week, very stormy.",0,spont,train train_spont_30538,"The Streets? Of course, we've all heard of The Streets.",I guess that's all right. I'm usually a private griever.,0,spont,train train_spont_30539,What do you think she meant by not sharing anything we see there?,"I don't know. They change colors, look.",0,spont,train train_spont_30540,"Yeah, I don't know where they are. Huh. And they told me to leave my phone at home. So I was going to text them, but...","Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, those look like joggers, but they'll pass. You know, joggers are similar to sweat pants, but they're a little tighter and form fitting. I wanted sweat pants.",0,spont,train train_spont_30541,You like my voice? Did it sound like a cartoon character?,"Hey, we're big agents here. We're scouting for talent. Forgive us.",0,spont,train train_spont_30542,"He's a five tool player. Yeah, he can hit, he can hit for power, he can run, he can catch, and he can steal.","It's coming right up, sir. If you just go back to your table.",0,spont,train train_spont_30543,Excuse me. Vlad? We can't have you using the break room computer for personal emails.,I want to get a cereal. Warm.,0,spont,train train_spont_30544,I've got to get to a shrink or something. Something's not right. I'm not myself. I never used to have these sexual thoughts. And then all of a sudden I see one poster of a man without pants on and you've gotten into my mind like some kind of worm.,Just so you knew I meant business. You're not going anywhere. You're going to stop terrorizing this town.,0,spont,train train_spont_30545,"Well, Giovanni, I think it's time we use our powers to end all life on earth.","Alright, we'll do that. She leads everything.",0,spont,train train_spont_30546,You have 11 hours and 30 minutes to learn how to swallow swords.,I know. I'll go back downstairs.,0,spont,train train_spont_30547,"I didn't know you were married, Mrs. Sapsworth.","Get off of me. Get out of here. You're not real, I know that. I'm in a dream.",0,spont,train train_spont_30548,"I've been in here quite some time and when I first got here, I was crisp. I'm not a raggedy tissue by choice.",She has departed this realm for another.,0,spont,train train_spont_30549,"See, I love water.","What do you mean? Look, John McCain's been out in the sun his whole life and he's doing just fine. I wear the SPFs you gave me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30550,Wait! Viarda you are changing form again.,That's perfect. That's the beginning of the next level of riddle solving.,0,spont,train train_spont_30551,"Mr. Two Horses, we'll meet you in our store, we just need to have to have a family member with the newest member of our family, Targin Firehead.","Yes, we have a spare refrigerator that we'd like to send to my brother's family in Newark.",0,spont,train train_spont_30552,"What the fuck are you doing, kid? I saw that.",Guess I'll put on my backpack.,0,spont,train train_spont_30553,It's a pretty tough turnout here at the funeral.,"Oh, my God. Umbrella is actually half of my last name.",0,spont,train train_spont_30554,"What can I say - your wife Doris loves buying cars. I buy them every day, so many cars.","Well, it's funny, because you can't see what I'm doing because we're in a confessional booth.",0,spont,train train_spont_30555,A temporary tattoo parlor is a poor business to go into anyway.,"I would love it. I have one quarter of a Starbucks egg salad sandwich. To be honest, I'm starving, but I'd rather not eat it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30556,"Folks, what you're seeing right now is our intern, Ken. He's also a time criminal. He's just come in with a machete and he has sliced Mary, the makeup lady's head off. This is unexpected to say the least.",In the future they do. It's a very thick newspaper.,0,spont,train train_spont_30557,"My producers are coming tonight from Bass Fishing and Jackpot King. They were expecting to see ham bone tonight, so I think they will be unimpressed by the sword swallowing.",You might have. I do some local television around here.,0,spont,train train_spont_30558,What's most important is that we move the body so we can do the construction.,"I want to be an amateur plumber. I want to be really good at it, but just do it for the love.",0,spont,train train_spont_30559,"OK, I'm sorry I'm not into all the stuff that you're into.","Well thank you. You know, in all my years here, no one has given me a sample.",0,spont,train train_spont_30560,"Well, there's only the one seat.",Do what I asked you to do. Change my flavor profile.,0,spont,train train_spont_30561,"I mean, you know, I was born in a station wagon. Our child would be born in a Porsche.","Thanks, mom. I know you don't understand right now, but maybe someday you will.",0,spont,train train_spont_30562,I'm still in here. Trying to poop.,"So what's a couple minutes, you know? Some people spend their whole lives and they don't do a thing. We can spend the rest of our lives, a minute or whatever it may be, living to our full potential.",0,spont,train train_spont_30563,I made spaghetti.,"If ever I'm wounded, I'm sure Terry will fix me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30564,"Why wouldn't you spay your cat, Boingo. Don't you watch The Price is Right?",I looked the other way. I'm not a pervert.,0,spont,train train_spont_30565,I bet you've got a lot of the solo pant legs.,"Yeah, I better have another drink. Thinking about this really gets me down. This is not the way I wanted to ring in the new year.",0,spont,train train_spont_30566,Can't we pick the lock and get into the laundry mat that way?,"No, but I have unfinished business on earth.",0,spont,train train_spont_30567,"We got somebody googling forest, people.","At different altitudes. That's right. Small, medium, large. And I'll take all three sizes of Big Mac of that.",0,spont,train train_spont_30568,I'm flying so high on these doughnuts I feel like I can take over the world.,"Oh yeah, that is strange, isn't it? I mean, we're only new to town ourselves. I'm a single dad with a growing boy. We haven't had a chance to try them yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them now.",0,spont,train train_spont_30569,You're scaring me. Your eyes are twirling.,Little known fact. The weather girl does not get paid as much as the anchors.,0,spont,train train_spont_30570,I don't want to share my blocks. I want to keep my blocks.,The blimp ticket must be used now. ,0,spont,train train_spont_30571,"I've gotta be honest with you. You see this button here? If a therapist gets too disgusted to continue with their work, they are permitted - by law - to press this button. I'm going to tap out.","I mean, what is a doughnut if not a sugar bomb that explodes in your body? That's what my granddaddy used to say. And then he started making real bombs.",0,spont,train train_spont_30572,"I mean, I can talk to the dead. So it seems like I have something to offer at a seance. I also have a soothing voice.",He wants me to go to California with him.,0,spont,train train_spont_30573,"Mama, Papa? Where did you go?","Catarina, I know you have many appointments and other things, but you must understand you are our most important non-family employee. And we want you to do whatever this other field of study is but you we need you here forever.",0,spont,train train_spont_30574,"If you wouldn't mind turning over your money, I'd really appreciate it.","I want to sign her, but she hasn't done anything that I haven't heard before. If she's got one piece of original material, I'd take her.",0,spont,train train_spont_30575,"You never know what's right next door to you, do you Veronica.","I mean, I know how to pick locks because I used to be a criminal.",0,spont,train train_spont_30576,Do you hear crying?,"Me, too! I've sweat out a whole person!",0,spont,train train_spont_30577,I've gotta tell you. I'm exhausted.,"Yeah do you think we could just, like, politely leave because Van Helsing is supposed to kill Dracula and I don't think that's about to happen.",0,spont,train train_spont_30578,Hi! Oh! I didn't mean to frighten you.,Did we? Becky does not speak for the whole group.,0,spont,train train_spont_30579,I'm the biggest attraction within all of the southeast corner of this lot.,"Oh what's this, a Venmo credit card? That's new.",0,spont,train train_spont_30580,"It's like your odor actually is an aid, because her sense of smell must be so poor that she lost you in a cloud of funk.","Well, I have just the job for you. The first job is to build a numbered background. And then stand there and ask people to let you guess their height.",0,spont,train train_spont_30581,"You look unwell. Do you have the gout, sir?",When you told me you were going to do that I thought it was an empty threat.,0,spont,train train_spont_30582,"Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. It's not a full house out there, guys. It's a pretty light crowd.","You got it, Chuck.",0,spont,train train_spont_30583,"Leg Cramp, get out of that tree. There ain't peppers in that tree. If you want peppers, we can go to the garden.","We're flying up to the sky, to the halls of where my ancestors look down upon us with judgement.",0,spont,train train_spont_30584,This is a record store. Are you looking for music to buy?,"It's called executive decision making you, and that's why I love you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30585,"I haven't missed a single performance, Donna, and I'm not intending to miss it tonight.",That's right. You have to invest smart and you have to create a shelter.,0,spont,train train_spont_30586,The winter solstice is the shortest day of the year between darkness and light. The fight eternal between good and bad. And they've just made a wish on that day.,"Ho, ho, ho. Santa will give you anything you want, little girl.",0,spont,train train_spont_30587,"You drank a bunch of sunscreen and now my life is kind of like that movie, The Orphan. Have you ever seen it?","I like when you do analogies. It makes me feel warm in my cold, cold chest.",0,spont,train train_spont_30588,I didn't ask for anything. Are you ladies OK?,"Oh, that's great! Now, I know the history.",0,spont,train train_spont_30589,I'm a little puppet man.,"No, honestly, I can't. As much as I try - you can't. You can't even prove he really wanted to.",0,spont,train train_spont_30590,"Shirley, it make you more charming, being American.","But, also, I think the spirit of the Lord is just heavy in some people.",0,spont,train train_spont_30591,Does that ever cause problems? You never fully fall asleep and you walk around in a circle with one eye open.,Right and I'm just confirming that we shouldn't do it again.,0,spont,train train_spont_30592,Why did you ask me to bring my musket? Of course I'm going to bring my musket.,"Yes, I was immediately transported to New Orleans.",0,spont,train train_spont_30593,"Sandra, is this true? Are you part alien as well as being a chicken??",We'll make a solemn promise. This does not leave this cold storage.,0,spont,train train_spont_30594,"I'm just saying, sometimes I want to get out of this place and I think that Rodney could teach me.","Rodney, how close of a cousin are you to Rosie O'Donnell?",0,spont,train train_spont_30595,But I invited people to this show.,I knew that. And I know I said mean things back to you because I am going to Harvard and you are staying here at the plant. But that's just because I was mad that you said those things to me.,0,spont,train train_spont_30596,The local news reports are commenting on how incredibly strange for a high school to poltergeist in on itself.,I'm sure that happens to a lot of New England natives. Know your limitations.,0,spont,train train_spont_30597,What were you screaming about over there behind the couch??,They the pride of the county.,0,spont,train train_spont_30598,"Chuck, did you bring the camera to my office?","Chuck, you've cracked the QLQs wide open. They've just been theoretical up to this point.",0,spont,train train_spont_30599,We'd love to have an Aid Man movie.,That's cool with us. Maybe we'll visit you in a while.,0,spont,train train_spont_30600,There's this really awesome band called the Rabbit Hares and they love mixing all the styles.,"Mother, I'm listening to you. Why do you always do this? You always do this to me, you perverse people!",0,spont,train train_spont_30601,"I'm Militia, I'm the corporate liaison for Weyland Mutani Aeronautic Space Investigations.","Dark Crystal, I can't believe you woke up.",0,spont,train train_spont_30602,"Hey little boy, you looking for work? It's 1922. There's nothing illegal about you having a full time job.",A four-way. With all of us.,0,spont,train train_spont_30603,"Aww, Grandpa, c'mon. How'd you get out of your home?",These hands are the only thing I love.,0,spont,train train_spont_30604,The gorilla mask is going to block out the light and then I'm gonna powder that down.,"Yeah, why not? What's two more people.",0,spont,train train_spont_30605,Were you born here in Iceland?,"Oh, no, they are, I just meant quadruplets, you know like a metaphor.",0,spont,train train_spont_30606,Here's my drivers license.,That'll take me a year to eat.,0,spont,train train_spont_30607,"Hey, that's our father you're talking about.","Oh, yeah. I have a lot of money.",0,spont,train train_spont_30608,Here's the Poseidon's Delight.,"OK, here. Take all my money.",0,spont,train train_spont_30609,"Just between you and me, that Kyle looks nut balls.","Yes, so you feel like in the time you were there, you picked up a creole accent?",0,spont,train train_spont_30610,"The bottom of the snow globe says ""see other side"". Flip it over.",This is a black barber. I was confused as hell. I don't know what that means.,0,spont,train train_spont_30611,It's Becky. Our new prize girl. Her name is Becky.,"I'm not going to tempt anyone, with my neck, OK?",0,spont,train train_spont_30612,I feel like we should go try to get jobs.,"That's great. Like I said, that's not all of us.",0,spont,train train_spont_30613,"Mr. Denny, will you take me and not my daughter? Let her go. She'll make a good wife to Robert, and he'll be a productive employee.","You said for me to always hold onto it. It would keep me company in times of trial and at night maybe I could sing to it and maybe fall asleep and not have horrible dreams, for once.",0,spont,train train_spont_30614,"I should also mention that in addition to being saltwater toughies, we're also mystics.",It's true. That is the local lore. That story has been passed on from generation to generation.,0,spont,train train_spont_30615,We're going go need tickets to the game or we're going to kill you and all your friends.,That's right. Your money has to be working for you at all times.,0,spont,train train_spont_30616,They said the train is cancelled. I don't know why I'm still here.,"What can I say - your wife Doris loves buying cars. I buy them every day, so many cars.",0,spont,train train_spont_30617,I was a criminal and your husband beat me up. He was awake the whole time. He certainly wasn't asleep.,Is that how I got all these bruises on my fists? I thought this was from walking on my hands.,0,spont,train train_spont_30618,"Come, before we march out in opening ceremonies, I have little vial of juice for you to drink. Let's say it's apple juice. This is clear apple juice, don't worry it has no additive colors or anything like that. And you'll drink it with a syringe in your arm.","We are not allowed to fly the flag or have the anthem, we only can have our own competition as people who have not been caught doping. Or at least couldn't be convicted in a court of law.",0,spont,train train_spont_30619,Karlt. Karlt. He's from the country.,She's a really good customer.,0,spont,train train_spont_30620,Are you sure it's a good idea to drive to your parent's house? You're pretty drunk. How far away are they?,Yeah. I sat behind you for four years of science straight.,0,spont,train train_spont_30621,"Hey, you guys are out of bean burritos. I'm trying to get my smell on.",The name of his band was Hair Punk. but it was a metal band.,0,spont,train train_spont_30622,I've got a clear shot. I can cut his throat we can get this doughnuts and get out of here.,"He's our big man, that's right. He has a thyroid disease.",0,spont,train train_spont_30623,You stole the Mona Lisa and are keeping it in your purse!,It's almost working out too well. This is suspicious.,0,spont,train train_spont_30624,Are you sure you want to order this many comics?,"Yeah, I'm just going to take these diamonds and get the fuck out of here. Then you won't have to worry about it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30625,"Tammy, you've got the strongest legs. That's why you're on the bottom of the three of us in the trench coat.",What if I add this to the kitty? These two animals are now trained to sniff out anything you put in front of them.,0,spont,train train_spont_30626,I saw the sign in your window that said you guys have change. Can you give me change for a dollar?,"Mr. Takei and I should do a mash-up. We could do master class and and Star Trek 6, the Undiscovered Country that's full of Shakespeare.",0,spont,train train_spont_30627,"It's the first day of our business, Joshua. Are you excited?","Oh, Janine of the Roxburys! I've heard of you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30628,"Hey, I saw you guys, are you about to eat your tacos?","I'm the Hulk, yeah that's right.",0,spont,train train_spont_30629,There's also a layer of butter lettuce on this sandwich.,"You know, honestly, that's a really nice offer, but I was thinking what if I just went in the cave. The mystic cave. I just love diamonds and I love dark spaces. Maybe I'll just live in the cave and be a creature.",0,spont,train train_spont_30630,"Geum, just the usual for me, please.",I don't like it. It's not dark enough.,0,spont,train train_spont_30631,"They smoke in a church, or whatever.","Yes, you were there with me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30632,"So sorry, we'll leave the restroom. This is where we have our meetings.","That's going to be like a couple minutes, because we're going to run out of air soon.",0,spont,train train_spont_30633,"Listen, Catalina. We just discovered - Meredith and I - that we've co-hosts of this morning show for 30 year and we've secretly been in love with each other the whole time.","Yes and then I have to go directly home. I can't dilly dally. So don't get any ideas, both of you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30634,"Greetings, Earthlings. Which of you is Julius Caesar?",They will be hooked up to electrodes so they can't lie.,0,spont,train train_spont_30635,"Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.",You can become a raven? You can just change who you are? I want to be a parrot.,0,spont,train train_spont_30636,"We gotta come up with a name for our social media platform here in heaven, where you can review stuff.","Much like our lord outgrew being a shitty kid. I'm sorry, I'm very religious.",0,spont,train train_spont_30637,"No kidding, you say it's your birthday? Let me go get Igor and Svetlana and Gregor.","It's a government job. So you'd think that there'd be good benefits, but they took away one of my legs and my arms.",0,spont,train train_spont_30638,Roger had an urgent intestinal need and he thought my office was the bathroom.,"Alright, let me see if I can isolate that muscle. Oh yeah, there it is.",0,spont,train train_spont_30639,"Right now, a tear is coming out of her eye, but it's mostly bile.","Now I'm a drunk for life, too. Just like you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30640,Why are you wearing that ridiculous mustache? You barely spirit gummed it on.,"Well, Del, but you're a very generous person and that's one of the reasons I love having you in class.",0,spont,train train_spont_30641,I juggle crawdads. Does that count as an instrument?,"OK. This is going to sound crazy nut balls, but when I transported to New Orleans, that man in the crisp white suit was standing there.",0,spont,train train_spont_30642,"Oh, so we're not putting the price on the book any more. We feel them out now.","Yes, that is our slogan. Every Kiss Begins with Kay.",0,spont,train train_spont_30643,"Ah, well, Luigi, it's very nice, however, uh, I really asked that you stay below deck, as you know, because your appearance disturbs Pussibly.?","Well, that would explain why I keep drinking people's blood.",0,spont,train train_spont_30644,"John, did you remember to ask people if you had teeth?","Craig, why would he curse all of us though? That seems unfair.",0,spont,train train_spont_30645,It must take a long time to get your doctorate in medicine.,Are you sure that's a good idea? You're pretty drunk.,0,spont,train train_spont_30646,"Oh, Ensign, why don't you come on in and have a seat? I'm so sad that you're going to be leaving to go on your airship trip.","Captain, captain. Maybe I can get you something to eat? I'll go see what Cookie's doing down in the galley.",0,spont,train train_spont_30647,"Doris, you don't like being a human?","Yeah, I say we call it stretchitis.",0,spont,train train_spont_30648,I could make the good parts of you dream come true except for the parts with the Frenchman.,I'm super fast. It's one of my super human skills.,0,spont,train train_spont_30649,"Josephenia, what are you doing? Why are you talking to that man?",I have a magic piano. What are the chances?,0,spont,train train_spont_30650,"Just one coaster, eh? We toss a lot of coasters around here. You gotta bring a whole backpack full. Mine are all made of corks. High end coasters.","Yeah, I'm here. Retired a couple weeks ago and finding myself just kind of, I don't know, looking for hobbies.",0,spont,train train_spont_30651,I never open the door for myself. I have a germ phobia.,I do remember saying that at our wedding.,0,spont,train train_spont_30652,Please hurry. Your lighthouse is the only thing that I could see in the darkness and I'm trying to get away from Ted.,I want to be snow white in a little cottage dress and have you do that in an animated way.,0,spont,train train_spont_30653,"Hey, excuse me, I'm here for the football game.","Sir, are you suggesting you're doing me a favor? That you're doing me a favor by going into the football game without me paying you?",0,spont,train train_spont_30654,"Reverend St. Augustine, you're just having a hard time understanding what people are saying in this studio.",I noticed that. I'm so sorry. I didn't realize the dress code was as such.,0,spont,train train_spont_30655,"James, it's so good to hear your voice! How's your leg? The last time we talked, it was pretty banged up.","I'm the number one contender. They call me Cincinnati Emily, The Ohio Crusher, and I can make a grown man weep with fear. ",0,spont,train train_spont_30656,"But if she's not concerned, are we truly doing a good job of being a secret society?","Oh, I just sort of thought we tabled that for next time. I thought or kind of felt as though we'd agree to do it, but we'd table for next time.",0,spont,train train_spont_30657,"Sir, there's no food or drink allowed in here either.","You've clearly given this a lot of thought, but, really, we've interviewed many, many people for The Price is Right - and a lot of people with funny shirts. We just want to make sure you sparkle.",0,spont,train train_spont_30658,"The whale could regurgitate us, which means we go out into the sea in a big wave of vomit and can't breathe.","Oh, that's better because it rhymes. ",0,spont,train train_spont_30659,"Ma'am, we must let you know that you are exotic to us.",It's obvious we're all covered in sweat.,0,spont,train train_spont_30660,"I'm sorry to interrupt everyone, but the party bus is running and we're paying by the hour.","Well, I think you're fine. They should have trained you better.",0,spont,train train_spont_30661,They don't give you a different title at the end of elementary school.,"Alright, Phillip. This is what you want, huh? We're going to do a Mexican standoff about who picks our son up from the pediatrician.",0,spont,train train_spont_30662,"They're all lies, but why would they lie? It's so rude.","That's reckless. Like, 144 cats can come from like one cat. But, whatever. It's fine.",0,spont,train train_spont_30663,"OK. I have a follow up question. You're a smoker, right? It's our understanding that you had a doctor get you a pack of cigarettes, while you were in the hospital.","OK. Well, I'll head on over. I need to go drop some soup off to her anyway.",0,spont,train train_spont_30664,"Sally, come on in here now honey. Sally, hold my hand.","You know, I'd like to think that there's a little Aid Man in all of us.",0,spont,train train_spont_30665,A lot of people cut corners and they'll just x-ray the forehead.,This is not in any of the books I remember. We're going to really have to dig deep here.,0,spont,train train_spont_30666,Have any children approached you about finding the baby man?,What do we do with it? Does it get us high and alter our consciousness?,0,spont,train train_spont_30667,"So, you have fallen in love, son?","Yeah, I do. I also like to look in people's disgusting mouths.",0,spont,train train_spont_30668,"I mean, we all know you're here because your dad, like, owns the town, so yeah.",I feel great.,0,spont,train train_spont_30669,I didn't think this maze went on for miles.,"Well, it's just the way we take care of our friends over here in Maine. Death does not take us apart.",0,spont,train train_spont_30670,Why do you have the clicks on your iPad?,"We basically went on a road trip, but shittier.",0,spont,train train_spont_30671,"Hi, 9-11, my neighbors are acapella soul singing outside.","You know something? You said ""Gaya marry me"" and I was like ""God, you know this ain't gonna work"". You were like ""Gaya, I love you, you're mother earth"" and I was like ""God, you God, let's do this"".",0,spont,train train_spont_30672,"Talking about dancing, this week's action is brought to you by Dancing With the Stars, Sundays on ABS.","It's very impressive, I know, but I just thought, like, as birth being sort of a natural process, that once my wife gave birth, the machines we just kind of helping, not really doing all the work. So, it wouldn't be quite as expensive as it is.",0,spont,train train_spont_30673,"Emeril, we're glad we ran into you here because we were thinking of starting our own restaurant. It's going to be barbershop themed.",I keep a low profile.,0,spont,train train_spont_30674,"Hey, I'll pay for these drinks, Art.",Yep. I'm a Muslim woman. Why would you think I was a man? What man is wearing a scarf wrapped around his head?,0,spont,train train_spont_30675,Did you also check out and not return Clue?,I don't understand. This is not a religious store.,0,spont,train train_spont_30676,"So, you're telling me that your job involves kids attacking your heart.","It was a little off-putting, not going to lie, but now I'm thinking of the other thing you said about how you have to love what you do. Otherwise, what's the point of going on?",0,spont,train train_spont_30677,"How about this? There's a lot of Springfield's out there. They're pulling a Greenland - they don't got springs or fields and they're trying to trick people. We're the real deal. So it's going to be like ""You tried the rest, now try the best.""","Sure, well, on a film you become a family because you see each other every day, but then it's easy to drift apart once it's over.",0,spont,train train_spont_30678,"OK, close the CRV doors, Nick.","I didn't want to say anything, but if you absolutely feel you have to put on a shirt, then go ahead.",0,spont,train train_spont_30679,"In this world we live in today, sometimes we get caught up in our jobs and we forget to just give a God damn hello.",I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.,0,spont,train train_spont_30680,"Suedeface, is it possible to become Suedebaby again or is this it? I would love it if Suedebaby could kill everybody.","Oh, yes. That would be great. Start it from the beginning.",0,spont,train train_spont_30681,"Oh, you're a priest now? Whoa, a collar now, Mr. Big Deal. I don't think so.","This is great news, fellow Evanescence members",0,spont,train train_spont_30682,"You know, I once constructed a crossword so they like to call me a wordsmith. That's why you're lucky to have me on your book.",That wasn't the arrangement. I've already said too much.,0,spont,train train_spont_30683,Just making sure that noodle powder is ready.,"Yeah, we got this at a place called Base Ones. They're a great winery.",0,spont,train train_spont_30684,"Man, I can't wait til our new teacher gets here. I wonder who it's gonna be to teach us about black history.",I have intermittent rosacea.,0,spont,train train_spont_30685,"She's crystallizing. Oh my god. You covered her in crystals. Oh my god, her head's exploded.",We were just trying to do dangerous sexy times.,0,spont,train train_spont_30686,You didn't have to assume anything. I said. I kissed you with my mouth. I knew what I was doing.,We're so proud of you.,0,spont,train train_spont_30687,"As we say where I'm from, ""Well, I'll be a broken off corn in the foot of a poor woman"".","Oh, this early in the morning?",0,spont,train train_spont_30688,"Angel, come forth to me. It is time for you to be named. I name you Missfizzial. ","I bet you did, you weird unformed blob.",0,spont,train train_spont_30689,"We have confirmed that we will allow late play ""sesh.""",My husband and I have enjoyed having you and experiencing human emotions.,0,spont,train train_spont_30690,My dad's got huge gout on his foot.,"This is the devil's drawing. I thought when you shook the paper, it would look like they were dancing, but they physically separated. ",0,spont,train train_spont_30691,I'd like to be seated near the end of the solar system.,"If we can get through this conversation and come to an understanding, then I'll buy you one of those Peanuts characters that they sell.",0,spont,train train_spont_30692,"Madam, you should know better. A woman trying to move trunks, why the very idea is preposterous!","He also picked some pockets, too.",0,spont,train train_spont_30693,Are you aware sir that sometimes your inflection is a bit formal and stilted.,Yeah right have some real cheetos and some plush sumptuousness.,0,spont,train train_spont_30694,"So, you write us a new check, we'll open the bell house for one night and restore it to its former glory. Then that 80's radio can finally move on to the next dimension.","But, it was pretty cool because you got the bell house out of it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30695,I have worked so hard for you for 3 years and I don't know how many more calls I can make selling a kiss kit without getting a raise.,He's been bit by the spirit.,0,spont,train train_spont_30696,"There's something very bizarre about this man, and I've never met him before.","Oh, that's important. A lot of people say a soul can't move on until that song's been sung.",0,spont,train train_spont_30697,I think a problem about them being together is that Rhonda's married to seven men already.,"I think Jebodiah looks at me no way any other man has. He looks at me like if he can't have me, he'll kill me. Most men don't even look. See, you're averting your eyes.",0,spont,train train_spont_30698,"Oh, high five! Trading seats is my favorite part of the trip.","That's good. Or, how about this. What if we tell them that we have to re-ice the plane?",0,spont,train train_spont_30699,"Mr. Patterson, I thought we'd do a little presidential historical field trip so we can find the basis of our book ""The President is Missing.""","Yeah, we know that. That's why we had to learn to spell from an encyclopedia.",0,spont,train train_spont_30700,"Evelyn's alright, I gotta tell ya. She's got a great back hand.",Suicide by scorpion. What a drama! What a fetish!,0,spont,train train_spont_30701,Does anybody know how to pick locks?,Fine by me. I'm not solid either.,0,spont,train train_spont_30702,What if we tell them that we have to re-ice the plane?,"Not right now. You're welcome to have it, but someone already filled out the Sodoku in it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30703,My mom doesn't let me eat chocolate because she says eating chocolate makes you a bad person.,Thank goodness. That felt terrible.,0,spont,train train_spont_30704,I usually hope that people don't ask but everyone does ask. I think the curtains probably are the wrong color. It's very bright and catches the eye.,It's so fibrous. I love it.,0,spont,train train_spont_30705,Roger! Jermaine is a goblin. He's oozing with ooze.,"Don't worry about it, the elevator will be back up shortly. There's an electrical problem with the light. Maybe it's alternating current or direct current.",0,spont,train train_spont_30706,What's the hold up? This session was supposed to start an hour ago.,"Yeah, it seems like a face hole! But, I'm just saying, maybe that's a mouth hole.",0,spont,train train_spont_30707,"Roll down your window, sir.",I'm coming to see my boyfriend because he told you that we are now boyfriend and girlfriend.,0,spont,train train_spont_30708,I didn't listen and now I'm turning into a rat snake.,"Yeah of course, what did you think it was a line for?",0,spont,train train_spont_30709,"Skip, right now you're a minor league manager. Your path to the comissionership is going to be real tough.",Sure. Just a carton? It's going to be a long day at work.,0,spont,train train_spont_30710,Don't you know that movies are meant to communicate to other life forms? Ugh! Why do I say so much?,We just saw your chew and spit. That's disgusting. You better work on the bite and chew some more.,0,spont,train train_spont_30711,Well he's awfully big for age five.,"That's true. I don't know why everyone just accepts it, it's really weird, but it makes our job easier.",0,spont,train train_spont_30712,"Excuse me, my wife and I have been waiting to get on the Ferris wheel. It's our anniversary.","Well, I mean, if we're not running away together, why not?",0,spont,train train_spont_30713,I'd like to buy some shirts.,We're cool as long as nothing gets in the way of my self preservation.,0,spont,train train_spont_30714,"What I really like more than poetry is sports. I know only family can get into that club,.","Caruthers, give me a hug. Does someone who hugs have rage? I said, does someone who hugs have rage? I've never heard of it if that's the case.",0,spont,train train_spont_30715,"So, you're having a hard time making your sentences work when you talk at the same time. I think the problem is that you don't have that other guy from your seminar helping. I think you need to find him and find your connection again.",I wish I could but my hands are numb. I had a novocaine accident at the dentist earlier.,0,spont,train train_spont_30716,"Yeah, I was in the corps and I was a POW. And my specific job in the corps was to be the person who kind of goes and lances blisters and boils on the seats of, uh, soldiers.","Oh, Roger, you're back.",0,spont,train train_spont_30717,The look on his face. It reminds me of that look that comes over Dean's face when he's done something terrible.,"Oh, the kids are across the street at the ice cream shop.",0,spont,train train_spont_30718,"I know what is wrong with you, Mr. Piccadilly. This is that Gulf of Mexico Syndrome. ","Yeah, this is a terrible place to be learning who my true father is.",0,spont,train train_spont_30719,Those two people look like they are struggling on that date. He has told four or five jokes without one peep of laughter.,"She's so good at that job. I mean, look at you. You're amazing.",0,spont,train train_spont_30720,"So, we should give the out of towner to the children?","And, none of your hours of medical training can save you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30721,"Let me go to trumpetdavis.com. Oh, there's a touring schedule. It seems like he left Chicago, went to play Salt Lake City, Utah. Went to play New York. Then he went to Gilroy, California, garlic capitol of the world.","I have diabetes and I forgot about it for a second, I'm so happy.",0,spont,train train_spont_30722,"Wait a minute, are you telling me the Kay that is selling pianos is the actual Kay that used to work here?","That's a good what if. I guess we gotta ask some follow-up questions like ""Hey, can you afford like a pack of straws to have in your home?"" You know, feel out what kinda money they might have.",0,spont,train train_spont_30723,I took some cues from your spy novels. I always carry a derringer in my garter.,"We love you here, but the trapeze is not what it used to be.",0,spont,train train_spont_30724,"This wasted our time. When you think about it, a phone said he could help move boxes, but it's a phone! We got duped all along.","Hey, don't just say bad things about coaster club.",0,spont,train train_spont_30725,What took you so long?,"Celeste, this kind of thing wasn't what we wanted so many years ago when we wore those Planet of the Apes masks.",0,spont,train train_spont_30726,Your wife is getting a bit uppity.,Does anyone know what it feels like to be on crack versus to smoke hair? Just so we know.,0,spont,train train_spont_30727,"The rides, it's a safety issue. You have to be a certain height to be able to ride the ride.",The humans will clean them up and not think twice about it.,0,spont,train train_spont_30728,My back is really hurting a lot.,Wonderful. Will you marry the rubbing alcohols for me?,0,spont,train train_spont_30729,"Oh, Catarina. This man is trying to take you away from the only family you have known here in America.",And he seems to be getting longer and longer.,0,spont,train train_spont_30730,Why do we even have roads if people are just going to throw shit on them?,"So, they're not here now, but after word gets out that the child murder is committed...",0,spont,train train_spont_30731,"Joan, you know that if I start thumbing through those magazines, I'm lost. I'll get sucked in there and never come out again.","Yeah, Dad, you're a deep resonant booming monster.",0,spont,train train_spont_30732,"All this time the doctor's mouth has been moving, but I haven't heard a word that he's said.","Well, it's TV. We like to get ratings. So, I think some people who are going to hell would be interesting.",0,spont,train train_spont_30733,"This kid, he's like a child. He's like 13 years old. Teaching him to break into homes is not a good idea.",It's called ex-communication and I will not allow it.,0,spont,train train_spont_30734,Should I go make the bed?,"There were so many grudges, especially with John.",0,spont,train train_spont_30735,"Hey, Dad, I need $20 because we're doing a field trip to the Museum of Tolerance.","I've learned the error of my ways. After I headed out, I realized hate was the wrong way to go. I changed it and created a home for orphans and dead babies. We're bringing the babies back, and then they're just orphans.",0,spont,train train_spont_30736,In conclusion we will make things better if you will go along without our legislation.,You mean he was until the whole doping thing right? ,0,spont,train train_spont_30737,Well the bell just kept ringing and ringing and i didn't know if it was my tinnitus or what.,"Oh, thank you Catarina. What a help you are.",0,spont,train train_spont_30738,You see that lady over there? She's hammered. I'm about to give her her eighth rosé.,"Yeah, this right now. You're talking to me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30739,"Hello, love, checking in?","Hey Trumpet Davis, are you sure you're just passing through? You can't, I don't know, play here for a couple of nights a week? ",0,spont,train train_spont_30740,"Well, nice to meet you. My name is Bartal. I'm the stage Manager at the Grand Ole Opry.","Well, she she got the line dweller right. Maybe she is talking about you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30741,"Fred, you're in charge now. I guess we're just your helpers. If anything ever goes wrong, then just look for the helpers.","You know, I had it turned off. I was tired of everyone calling all the time.",0,spont,train train_spont_30742,"I haven't been able to please you in bed for years, and I just wanted tonight to be better. I wanted tonight to be the night where I got you your favorite colored snack, chocolate covered strawberries with milk chocolate and white chocolate. A mixture of the two.",Sorry about that. My husband likes little pranks like that.,0,spont,train train_spont_30743,I've never been to a no cut art show before.,"I'll tell you right now, if you leave now you'll never make it in the real world.",0,spont,train train_spont_30744,"Did you know that you have to bring your own towels? For instance, if you go to Blue Lagoon, they give you a towel. But here you have to bring your own towel. Were you aware of this fact? Or that's why you are currently without a towel, and very naked. You will get quite cold if you do not figure out a way to finagle yourself a towel.","Cops, they never believe us, how many times have we called the cops to come down to the sizzler, they just laugh at us.",0,spont,train train_spont_30745,"That's OK, we don't really have enough people here to do the murder mystery.","I want to have a good time too. And part of that, for me, is being anxious.",0,spont,train train_spont_30746,I'm not gonna lie. This is gross.,"Yeah, that's the processing of the cocaine. We're using fishing emollients to process the cocaine. ",0,spont,train train_spont_30747,"OK, um, well everything looks... wait, what is that on the counter?","Well, there's four people outside. We have almost no patrons.",0,spont,train train_spont_30748,"Jack, did you just reveal yourself as a stair witch?","Yeah, actually, it does. You know, I tried to be a fireguy one time. That might have been the main problem, that I kept calling it fireguys.",0,spont,train train_spont_30749,Do you still want the sex with the two guys?,Her eyes are the same color.,0,spont,train train_spont_30750,"JJ, I didn't marry a quitter.","Ok, I'll say a positive like ""delicious"" with it next time. Then it won't be taken in a negative way.",0,spont,train train_spont_30751,I see your veins but I don't mind it. You're like a statue come to life.,That must have been when you assumed the persona of Plantains Pete.,0,spont,train train_spont_30752,I didn't realize those boxes would be so heavy. I didn't know what was inside the boxes.,It's me. I am a phone. But I also turn into a robot.,0,spont,train train_spont_30753,I think this phone is going to be so perfect for you. It's very resilient and it's great for farming.,"You're wearing a dead man's hat, woman. Don't start in with me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30754,Have you heard the original song?,OK. That's good because we still have to finish this guy on my table.,0,spont,train train_spont_30755,You know what fresh fish I think you could run for president.,"How much, oh I see right here it says five million dollars, I gotta say that's quite excessive.",0,spont,train train_spont_30756,I'll make sure we sing that song any time anyone has a birthday at the restaurant.,"And as for me. Listen, I was with a little start-up years ago, and we were putting thermostats in people's forearm so when you walk around you can know what the temperature was. Two people lost their arms in the trials. So, I'm out, because I've been down this road before.",0,spont,train train_spont_30757,"Well, I mean, my wife overreacts to everything. She's a hysterical woman, as you know. I'm just forgetting things that people normally forget.","Please, just call me father.",0,spont,train train_spont_30758,"What should we do? Should we lock him up, or should we turn him over to the people? Let them decide what happens to him?",That was back when this was just an orange grove that people would tour.,0,spont,train train_spont_30759,"This is good stuff from our leader. Now this is, of course, humor, such as this that keeps the world a happy place where everyone knows there is reason to live.","Yes, about that. Um, birds are all related. What if something wasn't a falcon exactly, but very close? Very close.",0,spont,train train_spont_30760,"What's that you got there, Aslan?",Who wants to? That's my favorite movie.,0,spont,train train_spont_30761,Are you sleeping?,"I just figured, you know, am I going to spend my whole life waiting for this FedEx package? Maybe I should go and find it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30762,I didn't realize that Busch Gardens was basically dead. I ain't gonna make no money here. You know what I think you should do girl?,"Maybe it won't happen in our lifetimes, but hopefully some day in the future there will be a giraffe history month.",0,spont,train train_spont_30763,"OK, I will give you $600 for this blender if it is really that silent. I know it's only $100, but I wanted to thank you and show my appreciation.",You know how I feel about Lavar. I love him. I'm very proud of you.,0,spont,train train_spont_30764,Objection! I'd like to cite the 1973 case of Mrs. Mary vs The People of California.,"Yeah, you are and you're dragging me along with you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30765,"I don't want the illusion to be over already before we even get married. Like, you've already seen fluids come out of me.","Oh, God. I'm sorry. That was not supposed to be an open casket. I'm so sorry for showing Grandfather's mangled body.",0,spont,train train_spont_30766,"Everybody, just remember, don't touch the ghouls. The ghouls can't touch you. You can't touch me.",She loves seasons.,0,spont,train train_spont_30767,Perhaps I wouldn't be so sad if my parents paid more attention to me.,"I agree but look there, the title is ""you know you know that you know knows, you knows?"". ",0,spont,train train_spont_30768,"Alright, so I'm going to be gathering intel at the beauty parlor. Got it.","Here, take this Canadian healthcare and some poutine.",0,spont,train train_spont_30769,"That's me, Jerry Disney! I'm finally in charge and I'm changing the names of all the rides.",It's like having sex on the staircase or something like that. The danger of getting caught is very exciting.,0,spont,train train_spont_30770,"Thank you, Peter. You're so gifted.","It's kinda like, not being a person and not being completely dead yet either.",0,spont,train train_spont_30771,"Your hands look like four giraffes fused together, or two double giraffes.",Is it OK if I put a little gasoline in that?,0,spont,train train_spont_30772,Were they wearing long coats?,There's a baptism at three.,0,spont,train train_spont_30773,"Ma'am, you're going to have to step out of line and go to jail.","Oh, that's fine. It's all part of the family vacation we've been saving up for.",0,spont,train train_spont_30774,Well I guess Kay's not coming back to work.,I forgot all about the sacred scroll. It said that there's a little bit of stone on a microscopic level inside of all Cold Stone ice cream.,0,spont,train train_spont_30775,"Oh, you were actually holding up a pen there. I wasn't sure.","This probably won't make sense to you. But,I'm like an invisible pen. I'll always be near by even if you can't see me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30776,"So Vivian, tell me. What kind of glasses are you getting here at LensCrafters?","OK, well, mission accomplished. I believe you already.",0,spont,train train_spont_30777,"Oh, my God. You guys are in that bathroom for a long time. A long time!",Don't thank me. Thank your suppliers. They're an important part of every chain.,0,spont,train train_spont_30778,Your kids are adopted.,"Yes, I can make dreams come true, but not just any dream.",0,spont,train train_spont_30779,"I was told that we were gonna be given free ports when we moved here to Freeport three years ago, and that has yet to materialize.","You know, a hustler never stops hustling.",0,spont,train train_spont_30780,My name is Alexandra McCormick and I open my home to have Ted Talks for people.,"She did say ""this is a stick up.""",0,spont,train train_spont_30781,"Yes, and I just need a rear view mirror, and I need to get back to the hospital.","That's okay. I have these dry, old Stridex pads that are all dried and they'll make the perfect little absorption things for your snout.",0,spont,train train_spont_30782,I can understand you. It hurts my horse feelings. I don't know how to deal with my feelings.,Hi Everyone. I'm here to sing a little song for you. I know you're going to love it because I'm young and hip and it's 1978.,0,spont,train train_spont_30783,"Please, Sherry, give me just one second. I just sent an email to myself to talk to customer.",I had three. One ate the other two.,0,spont,train train_spont_30784,You ran away and missed the t -shirt guy.,It looks like it's creating some kind of paste on your body.,0,spont,train train_spont_30785,"Felix, with all your drivenness, what about love? Do you have to do other things sometimes?",You've heard that word before.,0,spont,train train_spont_30786,Are you into Jesus? How about the devil?,"Thank you for that vote of confidence. I feel like I'm recharged, knowing you love me. Now, I'm going to pop for these tickets because it's our anniversary.",0,spont,train train_spont_30787,"Margaret, do you have a lot of repeat business?",That's why adults get married.,0,spont,train train_spont_30788,"Well, he acts like he's shy, but really he's got an underlying meaning for throwing all those parties, and if you just knew what his underlying agenda was, you'd be so upset. It's despicable.",I don't respect you and I can very confidently say I never will.,0,spont,train train_spont_30789,"Oh, my God. You just elbowed your daughter in the chin and sent her off the balcony.","Yeah, I'm a sleep fighter. Hey, I could make some money off this.",0,spont,train train_spont_30790,"I look you up and down, from the top of your head to the bottom of your stilts.","No kidding, mom.",0,spont,train train_spont_30791,"You're just not fitting in, you know? We're like a tight unit, you know what I mean? Like the three musketeers. Me, mom, and the dog. So maybe if you come back as a man we'll like you as a different person.",We're not allowed. Same thing with the big sodas. We've so many restrictions.,0,spont,train train_spont_30792,I remember hearing about that. His PowerPoint was so boring he slit his own throat.,I think it was ambitious to begin with the motorcycle show.,0,spont,train train_spont_30793,"Sweetie, you seem to be deflating a bit.",He's my physician. Dr. Pearson.,0,spont,train train_spont_30794,"Troy. You know, I've long been protective of my little girl, Luanda. She means the world to me. And, you know, I wouldn't trust her to go off with just anyone. I should say, I wouldn't trust the person that she would go off with. I don't really trust her either. There's something about her.","Well, I think I've got time for another exorcism. How about you?",0,spont,train train_spont_30795,It looks like justice has been done here today. None of you officers will be collecting on the 4 million dollar bounty.,"Sure, here you go. It's a poppy seed.",0,spont,train train_spont_30796,Oh! How did I get here from over there?,"And also, I can't get back up the pole. The fireman pole. And I can't find the stairs.",0,spont,train train_spont_30797,I have an R-BnB that I've rented.,How are we going to trust you again? You withheld this information from us.,0,spont,train train_spont_30798,Ricky's body is kind of transparent looking.,You read that. In semibiotics and also medicine.,0,spont,train train_spont_30799,"From that moment on I decided I could be anyone I wanted to be, so I started changing my identity.",You switched political religions. That's what I call them.,0,spont,train train_spont_30800,"Hey Rush, just two and a half hours until showtime.",My harp is already set up. It's always set up.,0,spont,train train_spont_30801,"You know, you're going to be torn from limb to limb by the children who have been lost at sea for 212 years. That's how you're going to go out of this world.","Well, I never learned a trade and it's something I wanted to do before I die.",0,spont,train train_spont_30802,My name is Murnice.,You were married in the middle school?,0,spont,train train_spont_30803,"Jim, what the hell are you doing here?","Oh, OK. That's what I need to write down. When she talks sometimes, my mind wanders.",0,spont,train train_spont_30804,"Oh, they were the only people close to you? That's it?",I wouldn't throw this egg in Tina Turner's face!,0,spont,train train_spont_30805,No one leaves until my business is finished.,"What? Well, ladies can't pray. That's absurd.",0,spont,train train_spont_30806,I want to be just like you. We are equals.,"Well, that's a good quote for your book, Slats. One day at a time.",0,spont,train train_spont_30807,What about your lemonade? You haven't gotten your lemonade yet.,"I'm running, ma. I'm running.",0,spont,train train_spont_30808,Let's all celebrate by eating some nitrates.,"Oh, the triangle of rock. How Wrinkle Pants loved it when musicians stood in a triangle.",0,spont,train train_spont_30809,You read that. I did get two PhDs. One in semibiotics and also medicine.,But how did you know the hamsters were attacking if you were being attacked by wolves?,0,spont,train train_spont_30810,"Can you see my nose sticking out, sir?","You hardly ever hear people talk about mid term memory. There's short term, long term and then mid term, where you're just remembering stuff from a couple months ago.",0,spont,train train_spont_30811,This is so odd that this assembled crowd is speaking in unison.,Your crisp white suit tells me that it's summertime wherever you go. I know that much.,0,spont,train train_spont_30812,"My name Ben is from the bible, I think.","Yes, it was a temporal disturbance. I felt it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30813,Maybe the reason we're so curious about sex is because we never understood how you and dad did it.,That's right. I call it a craw daddy. That's what it is. It's a daddy that crawls around. ,0,spont,train train_spont_30814,"Oh my god, get out of here, hobo. You and your Prius.",Alright. I'll just play with my camera a little bit more. I'm getting great footage of this field that's being populated by these plants and zombies.,0,spont,train train_spont_30815,"Son, I literally cannot remember. Are we at Disney Land or Disney World? How do I know the difference","Long story, but I love lighthouses. I've been painting them. Anyway, I'm just stopping in for the aesthetics. I'll let you get back to your business.",0,spont,train train_spont_30816,I bought a nightgown so that wardrobe doesn't have to even worry about that for my costume.,"Well, I can steam a potato at home!",0,spont,train train_spont_30817,Have any children come up to you and asked where the baby man is? Have you told them? Where are those kids and do you have a knife?,"Right, what we need to do to defeat his legion of terra cotta seven foot women.",0,spont,train train_spont_30818,"I'm upset with you 'cause of this counter. You promised me it was going to be a soft counter, and I body slammed my son on the counter and he broke his back.","Are you sure? Because I'm very sleepy and big noises, loud noises, really upset me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30819,"Donna, I know we only have fifteen minutes until air, but we're faced with a circumstance, where literally nothing happened today. We've got 22 1/2 minutes of air to fill.",Nothing. I'm not saying a word. I'm not telling anything.,0,spont,train train_spont_30820,You've got to be walking in a really tight circle on an airplane.,"OK. So, we should go out there asleep?",0,spont,train train_spont_30821,"We want 7,000 copies of the comic book. We believe in you.",We're a bike shop. And we don't carry gas bikes. So you are correct.,0,spont,train train_spont_30822,I can see Denise drinking something from the cabinet and then throwing up. Is she drinking chemicals?,That's right. You went up in that wool fire.,0,spont,train train_spont_30823,It's a bell and I want it to be hung.,"Yeah, semibiotics was actually weirdly harder than my medical degree.",0,spont,train train_spont_30824,I've decided to come down and live in the squalor and horrificness with the rest of you.,Oh sure yeah yeah yeah in our gigantically long bed.,0,spont,train train_spont_30825,"Well, I'm sleeping in a dumpster. What do you expect?","Yes, this is the open call for the dentistry for my mouth.",0,spont,train train_spont_30826,I wish you would have been able to take your cast off during our sexual relations.,I read about this in the people's almanac. It's combustion.,0,spont,train train_spont_30827,"Being that this is an abandoned puppet theater, sometimes people come here to fuck and they leave their condoms around like it's the outside of an Australian animal sanctuary or something.",You slapped it on its ass and it just ran into traffic.,0,spont,train train_spont_30828,Is the just the legal disclaimers? Two and a half pages of legal disclaimers?,May I dip my finger into the whipped cream that's coming out of your head?,0,spont,train train_spont_30829,We've been falling on some hard times.,Hi. I can't wait to do the weather today. I love when it's cloudy. Makes my job easy.,0,spont,train train_spont_30830,I run it every year. It doesn't matter whose name is on it. Everybody looks to me.,I understand. I don't know if they will be allowed in the room. Maybe I can just dress them up.,0,spont,train train_spont_30831,"Hold this grenade real tight. Let me just take that out, right there.","I am black, the white Santa was created by Hallmark and Coca-Cola.",0,spont,train train_spont_30832,"Are you Doris's dog? You know, Doris, the person that gives you food.","Yeah, I can't bend my arms or legs without immense pain.",0,spont,train train_spont_30833,"They call me Mrs. Bender now, but you knew me as a different person.",They're on the corner of Chester and Magnolia.,0,spont,train train_spont_30834,"Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger?","You do look terrific, that's true.",0,spont,train train_spont_30835,"I didn't say it was your diarrhea, Susan.",I can't follow Alfred. He's going to do the ham bone.,0,spont,train train_spont_30836,That sounded like the artificial intelligence made a threat to me.,"Well, never before have I given it any thought, but now that you say, I have to.",0,spont,train train_spont_30837,Is it like a Russian nesting closet?,"Sure, I'm ready! I've got the lines good.",0,spont,train train_spont_30838,I really like the curtains you put up in here.,"Well, what do you want me to wear, flip flops?",0,spont,train train_spont_30839,"Tom, we've been through so much. How do we know that it's not just going to fall to the wayside once we get together?",Wait. Are you doing Celsius again?,0,spont,train train_spont_30840,Have you seen Vlad anywhere?,Is that what that was? Or are you just trying to seduce me?,0,spont,train train_spont_30841,There's a possum and part of a raccoon.,"We are all lawyers, so not only are you cutting me down, but you're cutting yourself down.",0,spont,train train_spont_30842,"Sir, she needs to take her jagged little pill before she proceeds. Here, mamma.",I know that too. You don't have to keep telling me things I already know.,0,spont,train train_spont_30843,You think we should be charging extra to personalize the birthday song? I feel like that's going to drive new customers away. We're just getting wine tasting off the ground.,You thought you was too good for the Piano family.,0,spont,train train_spont_30844,It sounds like you two are really having a rough time.,I'll only tell you one more time! A wildebeest took off with it!,0,spont,train train_spont_30845,"Hey Melissa, your phone was going off.","That's nice, but you shouldn't have. You should have depended on the lord. God will provide. That's all you need.",0,spont,train train_spont_30846,"To be honest, I think Sam Houston is a vampire.","Yes, we'd like to sit in the garden.",0,spont,train train_spont_30847,Hi Irv. You've got a great body.,And your face is peeling away a little bit. I can see that now. Who are you?,0,spont,train train_spont_30848,"I've very excited to show you this concert on our first date, Marjorie.","Well, that's why you need a nice break to walk around this open space full of stores.",0,spont,train train_spont_30849,"I don't want to point any fingers, but I'm pretty sure someone fell asleep during our concert.","Oh, yeah. I said ""Let's go!"" and then I put them in a burlap sack.",0,spont,train train_spont_30850,"You know, I've been sitting on this movie for so long. I think I'm not even going to return it even though that's my job.",Yes grumpy gramp?,0,spont,train train_spont_30851,I can't wait to throw a drink in your face at the reunion show.,Is it still really a doughnut if there's meat in it?,0,spont,train train_spont_30852,"William, as a surprise for your birthday we put in some songs and you're not going to know which one it is until you get up there.",It's my twin brother Amos.,0,spont,train train_spont_30853,"I did not expect this level of heat this year, did you Mark?","Wait, what? I mean, your mother still lives here. You all don't want your mother to live?",0,spont,train train_spont_30854,You want to go to the jewelry store now?,We've been doing colored stones since the dawn of god damn time.,0,spont,train train_spont_30855,What if we change it so that she was a different person? We could make her nice and sweet.,"Yeah, I've seen the expiration stickers.",0,spont,train train_spont_30856,I definitely haven't heard anything except that beautiful swan like song that this little angel sang moments ago.,"Wow, I can't believe that was so long ago and yet you're still just 25.",0,spont,train train_spont_30857,"If this show gets made it into a movie, we'll really make it in Hollywood and be famous stars.","Oh, yeah, this was earlier today. It was ripped straight from the headlines.",0,spont,train train_spont_30858,Can I get a refund on this seminar?,"Yeah, why don't we go find that sad employee and pick on him some more?",0,spont,train train_spont_30859,"I'm wearing contacts, which I can take out for you if it makes you feel more comfortable.","Oh, my gosh. It changed my life.",0,spont,train train_spont_30860,"Peggy, you said you thought going to Death Valley was a great idea and that it would be a wonderful place to celebrate our love.",What's the point of this then? I thought we were celebrating the line cooks by letting them shine.,0,spont,train train_spont_30861,Nobody drinks water. We drink lemonade. Everybody drinks lemonade.,"You're mom's awesome, Rob.",0,spont,train train_spont_30862,I'd say sitting in other people's diarrhea is kind of your thing.,Except when it concerns your lawn.,0,spont,train train_spont_30863,You're suggesting that we chain up these two people in a box and have them perform for people?,I had a poster of you on my wall. My mom's still got it.,0,spont,train train_spont_30864,You disgust me and you always have and I think you need to know it and I think you need to live with the consequences of what you've done.,"I know, but we gotta see the ups and the downs.",0,spont,train train_spont_30865,Why are you giving us such a narrow range of temperatures? Highs in the 36's?,"That's right, Janice's husband Jonathan.",0,spont,train train_spont_30866,I just want to put it out there that I lied. I don't know what a sextant is.,Do you need someone to work that booth? We'd sure be honored to do it.,0,spont,train train_spont_30867,"You would think that, cocaine lady.","Secrets, secrets must be kept. Secrets, secrets, I'm gonna murder you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30868,"I can't believe I had to leave my own Ted Talk. Maybe I'll just drown my sorrows in some ice cream. Oh boy, I gotta steal myself for going into a public place. Luckily there's hardly anybody in there.",You're banned. You're banned from the McCormick Place.,0,spont,train train_spont_30869,Is there a skirt or a towel you could wrap around your mist?,"OK. So, you're just taking an existing play and telling the story of going to see it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30870,"The one coin that doesn't get hot is the penny, because it's a different color than the other coins.",There was Vodka in the mini bar though.,0,spont,train train_spont_30871,I want to win this case against my dog.,You can see all of my nudes. I printed them out in sort of a coffee table book and bound it with leather.,0,spont,train train_spont_30872,Ya'll just gonna keep chomping on that hay all day or are we gonna get ready for a show?,"Yes, because I am a symbol of love, and love is the greatest strength known to man!",0,spont,train train_spont_30873,"Son, I want to warn you. You may not like what you find.","Son, I had so much business to attend to. Count stuff. Biting people's necks.",0,spont,train train_spont_30874,"You know, I'm going to call you Swoop.","Oh, I understand. You don't want people to capture it on their cellular telephone.",0,spont,train train_spont_30875,"Five months from now, a baby is going to jump into your body and you're going to jump into somebody else's body.","Maybe, but I think it's scarier if I wear the mask. I am craving bananas now though.",0,spont,train train_spont_30876,But you've got powers and shit.,"No that's not going to happen, we hate you, we think you're a super boring daughter.",0,spont,train train_spont_30877,"Judy, what do you make of these weirdos?","Well, sure, we have problems like any other untraditional couple.",0,spont,train train_spont_30878,"Honey, are you going to drink this or would you like it, sir? You're eyeing it like it's a Christmas stocking full of treats.","Uh, half the people have gotten off and half the people have stayed on. Nobody knows what's going on.",0,spont,train train_spont_30879,"Getty, what are you talking about? Getty's always ready, that's what we're always saying.",He's got a pretty weird body type for a marathon runner.,0,spont,train train_spont_30880,"Dr. Phil, there is a family from Eudora on the phone.",That sounds great! You get a trip and you're on a trip and you're on a trip!,0,spont,train train_spont_30881,"I have two jobs, so I actually only have about 5 minutes to spend here.","Dad, is that what you call each other? That's weird.",0,spont,train train_spont_30882,"Now, does anyone have an Epipen? This man seems to be having an allergic reaction.","Oh, well, for what? For me being an idiot? For me not knowing stuff? For me not knowing deep cuts of country? Why are you sorry for what I did?",0,spont,train train_spont_30883,How can you have any compassion for Blackwater??,And I'm filled with compassion.,0,spont,train train_spont_30884,"Well Todd, you look all dressed up. I hope you're not missing something.","OK, we can boil these rocks to make it. Anybody got a lighter?",0,spont,train train_spont_30885,We've been looking for a place to put these unbaptized babies.,"Thank you. It's funny because it's like, uh, it's all crazy. ",0,spont,train train_spont_30886,Your elbow is a wound that should be tended to.,"Are you triggered, snowflake?",0,spont,train train_spont_30887,Little brother I'm tired of you copying me all the time you always repeating everything I say and doing everything that I do,Are you serious that sounds amazing if I run then you are going to be my VP.,0,spont,train train_spont_30888,"Look. The beard is going up, not down.",Please say we can smoke. Please say we can smoke.,0,spont,train train_spont_30889,Maybe I should have worn trousers. This is just one of those blasted dresses that just attract so much attention.,That seems almost contrary to being a doctor.,0,spont,train train_spont_30890,I know she's in love with me. I saw her on the street. She looked right in my eyes and I could tell she was in love with me.,Oh yeah. I'm so stupid. I don't know why I said I didn't know that.,0,spont,train train_spont_30891,"Rick, you know this school is very prestigious and you must wow us in order to be accepted. Only the best from all the galaxies attend this shul.",I am a traveler from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Feelings. I am full of emotions.,0,spont,train train_spont_30892,You know who's sick? Me. I've been hovering over this trash can all day.,"We do, there's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.",0,spont,train train_spont_30893,We're expecting highs in the 36's and lows in the 20's.,"Yes, but walk me through exactly what it is you want me to expose here, alright? I'm really freaked out and I'm not remembering exactly what it is.",0,spont,train train_spont_30894,You started that business to turn books into video games.,Well I would say just get a hold of yourself. Just try to ride it out.,0,spont,train train_spont_30895,"Hey, I know you. You used to host Weekend Update on SNL.","Yeah, you know I'm just like really '90s that way. You know, it might be 2017, but I'm still living in the '90s.",0,spont,train train_spont_30896,Let me have a dozen boiled bagels.,"Yeah, man cool limps. Who wouldn't want one. Maybe I can have you shoot my calf.",0,spont,train train_spont_30897,Look at those tights. Those tights are stupid. And look at that stupid Tinkerbell. I hope she dies.,"Yes, Mr. Timmons. Whatever you say.",0,spont,train train_spont_30898,"When we talk to females, we must remember that there are certain phrases we must stay away from.",OK. Consider it done. I'll fly there real quick.,0,spont,train train_spont_30899,The robe was really chafing me.,"Oh, mum's the word. I won't say a word to anyone unless they specifically ask.",0,spont,train train_spont_30900,Do you have to stand right in somebody's face when you talk to them? That's my son.,"Welcome, everybody, to the Kraftwerk concert. It's time to do one of our famous hits.",0,spont,train train_spont_30901,"Yes, I stole the top hat and cane out of this old man's estate box.","You're supposed to go in there, quickly use the bathroom, and come out.",0,spont,train train_spont_30902,What's your name? John? Tom. They're all the same.,"Yeah. I named myself first, then raised myself. I didn't know what names were because I was in the woods by myself. But I liked the sound of a clap.",0,spont,train train_spont_30903,I would say it was a pretty successful day mr president. the people seemed happy.,Say that again I can't hear a word you're saying I lost most of my hearing back in Nam.,0,spont,train train_spont_30904,"Catarina, these four people is a rush. We're having a rush right now.","I hope that now this means we can limp together, side by side.",0,spont,train train_spont_30905,"This is my dream. I've always wanted to be a factory worker, and now I'm doing it. If we move all the boxes today what's my tomorrow?",His silk shirt is getting soaked through with all that sweat.,0,spont,train train_spont_30906,"Since the maze is gone, I guess you can't work here anymore. So, you can stay on my Jennifer convertible sofa.",I love Nickelback. It's kind of the reason I got a job here at the corn maze.,0,spont,train train_spont_30907,"I'm glad you had that happiness in your life, Moyra. Everyone deserves it.",Can we boil them down and turn them into syrup?,0,spont,train train_spont_30908,"Forgive me, Ma'am. What's your name?","And even if it is loveless come five, six years - or less - it's the passion that counts.`",0,spont,train train_spont_30909,I have to go to the bathroom.,"Janice, you can't be doing that in public.",0,spont,train train_spont_30910,"You look pale as a ghost, Brandon.",I relabeled all the table numbers different numbers so the hostesses got confused.,0,spont,train train_spont_30911,I'm the sheriff of these parts and you folks need to get across that river.,"If you think it's hard for you imagine being me for just one split second. News flash, I have it worse.",0,spont,train train_spont_30912,"Well listen, guys. The rules have changed. There's another state fair coming up in this very state.","Yeah, that was a really rough day for us. I really can't believe we got through all of it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30913,"Actually, when I was coming in late, I saw a couple people and they looked like they were bickering.",How about the alphabet? Everybody knows it.,0,spont,train train_spont_30914,It's a powdery beer.,"She believes in me, so she decided to let me do this on my own.",0,spont,train train_spont_30915,"Marty, I told you that I'm not dead. This is just what my face looks like when I'm looking at Instagram.",Wasted is a big word for visiting a friend on hospice.,0,spont,train train_spont_30916,I told you to go to a different churro stand.,I want to try it. I only sell cocaine. I can't get into a tree.,0,spont,train train_spont_30917,"Yeah, it's just the two of us. Frank and myself.","Mr. Featherman, I gotta have a lunch break today, OK? I got to. I gotta eat.",0,spont,train train_spont_30918,"Listen, Cynthia, I love that you take your role of Juliet so, how do I say, uh, possessively, but as your nurse in the show and off the show...",Mostly sad ones of members of their pods being taken away and made to perform.,0,spont,train train_spont_30919,Why are you laughing at me? Is it my voice?,"Right, because you're making me do it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30920,The situation was we had an option between the blue notebook or the green one. I purchased both so that there would be no incident of disappointment over chosen color,"And you're taking those movies with you, Amile and Last Action Hero?",0,spont,train train_spont_30921,I think my new dream is that I want us to be in part of your family.,"You know, I think I punctured my ear drum a few months ago on a boat ride. So, I'm having a hard time hearing. So, we'll just go our separate ways.",0,spont,train train_spont_30922,"Peter Ventman, at your service.","Dark Crystal, don't go there. I need you to align my chakras. In the future, that has turned out to be scientifically sound.",0,spont,train train_spont_30923,We've been called busybodies in the past. So we're trying to reclaim it.,"I know, I know. But then, what if I lose the key - know what I mean?",0,spont,train train_spont_30924,"Well, sea glass is a naturally occurring phenomenon and it's pretty. What you're collecting is just litter.",He's so funny and smart.,0,spont,train train_spont_30925,We'll give you fifty dollars for that painting.,"Well, they're starving, Chaz.",0,spont,train train_spont_30926,"Hi, Pixie. I just noticed you were there, and normally I don't get up the gumption to talk to you, but I thought since we're both cast as leads, we should get to know each other.",This request is from Mr. Grocery himself.,0,spont,train train_spont_30927,"There's a guy running around Universal Studios. He's calling himself Aunt Rima. It's one of your most embarrassing properties. This guy, he's going around and spouting off fables and then he's slitting everybody's throat. But there's nothing we can do because he's Disney property.","Hey, these pinatas don't come cheap. I gotta steal them out of the place where they fix my car.",0,spont,train train_spont_30928,How's your relationship with your parents?,"You prompted me hard, like you wanted to hear it. You were desperate.",0,spont,train train_spont_30929,"Getting a job here is pretty simple. Accept minimum wage. Make sandwiches. Don't steal, and you know, don't shop up nude - which you clearly are.",It was really chafing me.,0,spont,train train_spont_30930,Have you ever tried this? Where you sing into an open dryer.,"Colleagues and, well, Tom I don't know if you know this but - it was more for me.",0,spont,train train_spont_30931,"Pussibly. Yeah, I like that.?","It's a good movie. It's no Xanadu, but it's good.",0,spont,train train_spont_30932,I'm prepared to do whatever it takes because my life here on top of this snow mountain is so precious. ,I think I'm having a stroke.,0,spont,train train_spont_30933,I do stand up comedy. I'm not very good at it.,"Yeah, it feels like a temporal disturbance.",0,spont,train train_spont_30934,This is the first time I've left both attics.,"Sometimes I get professional nudes, but these are more amateur bathroom, leg on the toilet nudes.",0,spont,train train_spont_30935,"Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with.","Yeah, then you have all that paperwork to do.",0,spont,train train_spont_30936,"Guys, I can't get the door unlocked. I'm the one pressing the button and I still can't coordinate my two hands.","Oh yeah, we know. We were going to see it.",0,spont,train train_spont_30937,Now it stinks in here.,"Yeah, I wish I could yo-yo, but I'd break a window.",0,spont,train train_spont_30938,"OK. Now, we want to know what size bra you wear.","She was in the hospital. She was being operated on. It's cool if I answer the questions, right?",0,spont,train train_spont_30939,"I'm proposing we do some kind of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Zac Morris, freeze time and then go back somewhere else kind of thing.","Yeah, or one of these thousands of people in the audience.",0,spont,train train_spont_30940,"Why, you're such an empathic person. Like, you feel bad for Mr. Timmons even though I think he's a really bad guy who wants to invade people's bodies and make them into animal-human hybrids.","I have been a daughter. I've been the best daughter, I thought.",0,spont,train train_spont_30941,Most of the people who live here are in long-term comas.,Crack a window? I'd like to see you sit in a car with no A/C and the window cracked.,0,spont,train train_spont_30942,I heard the little guy say Dirt God.,I know. I'm trying to tap onto the ceiling of this hell that we live in.,0,spont,train train_spont_30943,Sometimes I throw my own gas in my face just to see if it stinks.,We try to keep it pretty chill for a plantation.,0,spont,train train_spont_30944,These look very expensive.,"Sure, for example, Matt gets all his clothes from behind a Popeye's chicken.",0,spont,train train_spont_30945,The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on.,This is so much worse than if he had no relationship with his father.,0,spont,train train_spont_30946,"Help me, please. I've been down in that basement for like, a year. I've been hiding out from the robots.","Yeah, but they are pretty nice. I mean, they gave me this horse, he brought me this bucket.",0,spont,train train_spont_30947,"Guys, new plan. I'm staying here.",There's a lot of lightening shooting around in that thing. Are you sure it's safe?,0,spont,train train_spont_30948,"If you can't tell the difference between my glass eye and my regular eye, you sure can't tell the difference between love and not love. I love you, Tina.",We've all killed cats. That's not the issue here. That's not an impediment to being on the board.,0,spont,train train_spont_30949,"What's wrong, honey, we got most of the Happy Birthday song right.",But she works here at the bike shop.,0,spont,train train_spont_30950,They should have some kind of refreshments.,"I would give it a shot, I hear they have guys with crotch bulges in there?",0,spont,train train_spont_30951,So you're in that drippy-looking painting thing?,How are we going to pay our bills if you're not working? How are we going to put food on the table?,0,spont,train train_spont_30952,"Okay, wait. I mean, we're on vacation. Could I have mine as a White Russian? Is it too early??","No, I won't walk into that trap. You try to get me to be right and, all of a sudden, the next thing I know, I'm on the dingy.",0,spont,train train_spont_30953,"I think that he probably, in his mind, calculated he was just going to twist his ankle or something. But then he looked up at the window and, you know, the inertia. I don't know if I used inertia right. You know what I mean, though.","No, no, I meant free of the life here in this warehouse.",0,spont,train train_spont_30954,Well then who's ordering the new thimbles?,I don't know why we're the only ones.,0,spont,train train_spont_30955,"Pinky, can you explain the opening to act one?","Hey, Billy. Now, none of that. Remember rule number two. Always accept different forms of life and different forms of consciousness. And that's what Pinkerton is. You'll never get it if you're going to be prejudice against other beings or entities.",0,spont,train train_spont_30956,"Isn't it like Shakespeare said, ""Life is a show that's always on every week at the same time""?",Both of those things are more like a third date thing.,0,spont,train train_spont_30957,"Like it's never happened before, Susan.",It has nothing to do with me and my lawn then?,0,spont,train train_spont_30958,I'm going to guess the Old Spaghetti Factory. The New Spaghetti Factory?,"I get it, but you made me the angriest. So, I want it to go to you.",0,spont,train train_spont_30959,You have so many Nickelback CDs in your collection.,"I know, this is what I came here for. We gotta find some samples or I'm not going to feel like I have worth as a human being.",0,spont,train train_spont_30960,Look at the way this turkey hand has a callus over one of the knuckles.,"They call me Mrs. Bender now, but you knew me as a different person.",0,spont,train train_spont_30961,I just want to hang out with you while I listen to my Discman via headphones. Maybe on a boat.,"Don't look at me, I'm a monster.",0,spont,train train_spont_30962,My job is to get my beautiful son a date and help him have a wonderful night.,There's some water and Ruffles in there.,0,spont,train train_spont_30963,"That's a lot of celery, licorice and grapes if we get them on the bus and at the venue.","Oh, the mean streets? Rock n rollers love the mean streets.",0,spont,train train_spont_30964,"Right away, I see that these two are more sassy surgeons. I like sassy.","Yes, and then I'll laugh. That will attract dolphins because laughter sounds like dolphins. Then we can ride the dolphins to the shore!",0,spont,train train_spont_30965,"Honey, the gravy's on the stove.",Hi Irv. You've got a great body.,0,spont,train train_spont_30966,"Where was it, right around the corner?",That is a downright lie. You take it back.,0,spont,train train_spont_30967,"Now, Judy, those turned out to be actors that you hired to back up your claims. They spoke in a very theatrical manner.","He made that connect himself. And he had a toupee, so, the connection was made.",0,spont,train train_spont_30968,"Yeah, yeah. Here you go, sorry. It's just I've never seen a safe deposit box look so confidently sexy as it walked into a room.",It sounds like it's absolutely your fault. You're their crack rock.,0,spont,train train_spont_30969,"You know, when you first started that sentence, I was pretty sure you were crazy. But by the end of it, I realized you were probably telling the truth.","There's no bully like a coward, I always say.",0,spont,train train_spont_30970,We've got four hours of friendship under our belt.,"Don't be alarmed. I've been entrusted by the Mayor of France to kill anyone that I see pickpocketing. And these two picketpocketed each other, so it's OK.",0,spont,train train_spont_30971,"Kurt, please call me Dr. Fortuna.",I guess it does. It seems pretty messed up.,0,spont,train train_spont_30972,Thanks for picking me up. I'm headed east.,"I'm just going to heat up some Hungry Man's dinners. But I'm Cuban, so it counts as Cuban food.",0,spont,train train_spont_30973,"You know, but if we drive too fast, you might not see you car.",I didn't think so. Most doctors aren't holding hands with the other doctors.,0,spont,train train_spont_30974,This conversation is a real he said/she said situation now.,"Some say that, but, I like to know what's going on in the area in which I live.",0,spont,train train_spont_30975,I would like to possibly be the manager.,Just meet me in the alley so you can't see me.,0,spont,train train_spont_30976,Is there any food on this bus?,"Yes, Phyllis?",0,spont,train train_spont_30977,"Now, if I remember, William - you lost your arm in the classic logger way, it got sawed off. But then Amos, what happened to you?",Mama pushed it uphill into the river.,0,spont,train train_spont_30978,I'm sorry your mother abandoned you. My parents stuck around. They liked me.,"Your hair looks great. I like the back, the top, the sides, and the bottom.",0,spont,train train_spont_30979,Felicity has always been ready for most things.,"Stop telling my business, Mom.",0,spont,train train_spont_30980,And all that you described is football?,"Wow, in the air? He sounds like a demon.",0,spont,train train_spont_30981,Come on now we didn't even feed you a meal. I don't know what you could possible be vomiting.,Baby teeth. You know how they grow in other countries? They are just bigger than your countries baby teeth.,0,spont,train train_spont_30982,"Everything. I'm hungry. I need shelter. I need you to love me. Such a needy child she was. But then everything changed when you had a miracle baby, miracle Yorgy.",I feel like I'm doing God's work.,0,spont,train train_spont_30983,Are you asking for my badge? Are you asking for my gun?,"That's because the quality is amazing, except for the physical movements.",0,spont,train train_spont_30984,This painting looks like a crow's body but with the face of our child.,You know I don't like when they eat ice cream. It makes them fat.,0,spont,train train_spont_30985,"Elise, do you have a dream form?","Right, and that's just to confirm we both don't know who fell asleep on stage.",0,spont,train train_spont_30986,You told me before you were positive you saw the neighbors fighting.,Were you recording it? Good luck proving I said that.,0,spont,train train_spont_30987,"Prostitute. Sex for money over here. Who wants it? You give me money, I'll give you sex.","That's what you're supposed to think, but it's not a regular old house, it's a former shipping container.",0,spont,train train_spont_30988,Have you ever been bit at one of those snake churches?,OK. I'll be right here. I don't want to talk and I don't want to get in your way. I just want to hang out quietly.,0,spont,train train_spont_30989,"Wow, we really wasted no time in getting out the door.",Plus she's an alien.,0,spont,train train_spont_30990,"Oh, Mrs. Mayor. I'm so sorry. Let me remove my apron.",All the wineries have gone bust since the law that all wine must be given away for free was enacted.,0,spont,train train_spont_30991,I want to meet the band Heart.,Why are you bringing these nudes everywhere?,0,spont,train train_spont_30992,"Ma'am, you look just like my janitor.","Oh, yes I am. But you can call me Mommy.",0,spont,train train_spont_30993,"Well, OK, I'll get those peaches and oh look what we're gonna have. A little peach and chocolate PowerBar mousse as soon as I get this whisk through this PowerBar. ","Oh, it says here ""Read this when you know how to read, boy. I won't name you because that would be selfish. And also, I left under my own volition and I won't be coming back. Learn to raise yourself.""",0,spont,train train_spont_30994,What's funny is that he's really shy.,We should head over there after the ceremony.,0,spont,train train_spont_30995,"If someone was breaking in from outside, why not take the valuable pornography collection in the pornography closet?","That's right. As citizens and voters, we're equal.",0,spont,train train_spont_30996,I'm so sorry I upset you ma'am. Let me make it up to you. I'll upgrade you to a room with three single beds.,"Yeah, Jerry, we need your advice. You're the best DM I know.",0,spont,train train_spont_30997,Can I show you guys something cool?,Is that what this is?,0,spont,train train_spont_30998,Joseph's head was bashed in with a rock.,"Yeah, I've just devoted my life to mimery, juggling, clowning and other sorts of activities.",0,spont,train train_spont_30999,"Mrs. Crimpcrumper, can I ask you, is there any specific rule against taking a bunch of donuts from the premises and taking them home?","No one's gonna fall for that, he's a 25 year old man with an over-sized lollipop.",0,spont,train train_spont_31000,I'm a nurse. That doctor over there has no one to help him.,Tell him to shut up. I can't hear the opera.,0,spont,train train_spont_31001,I'm elderly so I'm unfamiliar with the film The Neverending Story.,"My family booked them together. Whenever someone dies they look around and they're like ""which one of you bitches is still single, it's time to have a celebration?""",0,spont,train train_spont_31002,"Hi, um, are you available to sell me a bike?","Here's the thing. If you're worried about the amount of people. There's one simple thing you have to do. Put a cockroach in there. It'll chase people out the door so we can have the world's fair. But also not have all the people of the earth, collapsing on the sidewalk.",0,spont,train train_spont_31003,I went to Build-a-Bear and you weren't there. They said that you muttered to yourself and walked out in this direction. I followed you.,How did you end up in this painting?,0,spont,train train_spont_31004,Some questions for you before you fill out the rental application. Do you have a pet?,"I'm 16. I got married when I was 6, and that's fine in Miami.",0,spont,train train_spont_31005,"We're kind of like a bunch of hobos standing around a fire. One of us can bring a cracker. Others can bring ketchup packages. Together, we can form a meal.",I want to live. I don't want to die alone.,0,spont,train train_spont_31006,These kidneys are getting sticky.,"Hey, little girl. Bonjour. I am le Frenchman. Are you alone in the streets of Paris?",0,spont,train train_spont_31007,We gotta tough this party out as a family.,"Daniel, they love you. Don't be nervous.",0,spont,train train_spont_31008,"Well, these folks are looking for an anniversary gift for their parents. See the two people over there with the crowbars? They're really going at it.","Speaking of, I've murdered your father.",0,spont,train train_spont_31009,"There's a man at the park handing out money that is unusual and I think that he may be a divine being, but also maybe not. But i just wanted to make you aware. Please don't tell anyone I told you this.","I said there was a chapel on the property, but it was a lie.",0,spont,train train_spont_31010,"Dad, she's paying for a bike it diamonds? I mean, first of all, can we make change and, secondly, if we can't we're rich.","Me, too. My dad is just awful, it's clear. His only priority is beer.",0,spont,train train_spont_31011,Are you sure you won't go with me to watch my gig?,Are you ready to mingle?,0,spont,train train_spont_31012,I'm so glad you took that course on how to find love.,We pray in there. We pray in there. It's our place of solitude. Our sanctuary. We pray that God will forgive us for all of our swears.,0,spont,train train_spont_31013,"This is London, of course in New York, everyone scams everybody, but this is London.","I know. It's crazy. We could be backstage, smoking with the cast.",0,spont,train train_spont_31014,That's my son singing up there on stage.,"So, who are you singing today in this here opera?",0,spont,train train_spont_31015,"C'mon, that's old stuff. That's like saying Wizard of Oz was all a dream.","Well, that boy is still out there, full of gay sperm.",0,spont,train train_spont_31016,"Gregor, Svetlana, Igor - come. We're going to say sing Happy Birthday.",Sort of. I am from French-Germany.,0,spont,train train_spont_31017,I want to fly around you and land on your shoulder for 15 more years.,"I know, but I'm not the preachers. So, who cares if I don't know what I'm talking about?",0,spont,train train_spont_31018,Have you seen me before? Have I been on this plane for awhile?,"Wow, that's a great name. I was just admiring your monogram. I wasn't sure what it stood for.",0,spont,train train_spont_31019,"Les, the ladies are off getting 8 balls for the concert.","Oh, I'd love to be a road.",0,spont,train train_spont_31020,"We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of two beings who were meant to be. You know, they say that love knows no bounds and we find that to be true here this afternoon.",I'm getting light headed.,0,spont,train train_spont_31021,You think we went a little overboard cursing the guy who gave you a parking ticket?,It's in the back room.,0,spont,train train_cornell_31022,"Listen, it's one thing to have a guilt complex. But I know the difference between when I'm overstrung and when I'm seeing things that are simply not there! Besides, it only began after we moved!","There is, of course, another possible explanation which I dearly hope is not the case.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31023,Please - - I can't explain things like this to your right ear.,Last night in this very restaurant Mr. Jason Hoag paid a very pretty compliment to my right ear.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31024,Where did you go to school?,I was at Beadles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31025,Just tell Rocco I'm waiting.,I just left our friend in Miami.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31026,All right. Speak to you then.,Thank you. You're all doing too much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31027,What do you think you're doing?,Just a little trick I picked up in the elevator.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31028,Why'd call me a killer?,Did I say killer? I meant champion. I get my boxing terms mixed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31029,I'm thinking about how we can make more money. Suppose we bet only part of our dough and keep this big animal out of the game the whole first half and let them roll up some points. Then you could bet the rest of our bundle between the halves and get the General and his friends to give us some real odds.,It's a nice idea. I mean it has style.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31030,"Yah -- yah. Everyone says this is a big accident? She got iced because she wins everything, and this time someone didn't want her to win.",This pageant's like a roach motel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31031,"I could probably see my bedroom from here. I can see my house. When you see where you live from a distance it's like a dream, isn't it?",I don't care for B.S. I don't care to hear it. I don't care to speak it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31032,"A balloon and a banana! Tell me, Mary Clarence, what were you thinking?",Those girls were asking questions. They've got it rough. I wish somebody had talked to me about that stuff when was their age. I wish somebody would talk to me about it now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31033,"I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.","One book: Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby, by Austin Powers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31034,Maybe Cotton Weary is telling the truth. Maybe he was having an affair with your mom.,So you think my mom was a slut too?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31035,I thought you served misfits here!,"Yeah, daddy, that's a roger, but we don't sell alcohol.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31036,"A mountain curved like a woman's back, a plateau the shape of an ear.",Sounds perfectly clear. Where does the Ostrich come in?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31037,* CBS said they'll give us four minutes. They thought the Russian was a nice touch.,I always wondered if my freshman Russian class would come in handy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31038,"Simple. We sedate him, induce a somnolesent state, and study his REM patterns when he's unconscious. If he has the disorder, his REMS will be highly abnormal. Ruby smiles.",Then I'd say it's bedtime for Jason.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31039,Maybe they're as scared of us as we are of them.,Just seems weird they didn't chase us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31040,"Comment, say things, think. Whatever. Why are you so special?","Well, I, I didn't say I was special, but it's one thing, you know, and it's another thing to actually communicate it to people. You know what I mean? If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, does that make a sound?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31041,Oo! Darling! Something is the matter.,You just made that trip from goats to grapes a little too fast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31042,"Yeah, it's some kind of mallow-type substance - that's for sure.",You have to wonder why anybody would dump a marshmallow that size right in the middle of the street.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31043,She can't be wrong. She's a very very very powerful sorceress.,"She's a bird, Willow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31044,Oh! The virgin has spoken! SARAH Stop it!,Well that's for me to know - but I did enjoy rubbing oil all over that big.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31045,What's the question mark?,Level Ten. That's where you've got to unlock ARCADE's heart using the keys you've found.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31046,I would never marry anybody I didn't love.,"He must like Shelly, I never saw him hit anyone in his life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31047,Yeah. What about the kids' school?,Don't worry about the schools. We'll take care of the schools.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31048,I can't promise you anything.,You've been my best friend for years and I didn't even know you were out there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31049,"If I'm sad, or tired, or sometimes when I'm angry or when somebody's being mean to me.",Pretty much the same reasons I was crying. But things will be better when we move to a new place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31050,No -- Does that mean I can't be a donor?,It depends. We came up with some unusual results on your blood test.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31051,That was just simple revenge. What I have planned requires sheer genius.,I'm not interested in the latest dating tips from Jonathan Taylor Thomas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31052,"This is great, honey. The orange. Has it got a little vodka in it? Like that Finnish stuff, orange vodka -- Put your lips around this one, Bill. It's out of this world.","No thank you, Quince. I'm sorry, honey. I'm no good at this. Why don't you choose whatever cake you like?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31053,"Oh, yeah, where you work at?","Pinky's Records and Disc in the shopping center. I'mma talk to my boss and see if he got a little position for you. 'Cause you been unemployed for a long time now, Craig.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31054,Ugh! I hate the way she interrupts the pictures. She doesn't show 'em the proper respect.,I think she's a honey. Look at those jugs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31055,"So, what did they say?","Well, Sir, I'm afraid they said you're overdrawn at your bank and your line of credit has been cancelled.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31056,"I was just going to say ""eight."" You're fantastic!",Spengler and I have charted every psychic occurrence in the Tri-State area for the past two years. The graph we came up with definitely points to something big.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31057,"Well, Paul D. must know who she is. Or what she is.",You mind loaded with spirits. Everywhere you look you see one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31058,What happens to them?,"They fuck like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31059,"Suspended from school, my mother??","Everyone was really surprised when Maggie was turned in, she got kicked out for two weeks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31060,Why should you do that?,"If you get a hundred thousand for it, you buy me a box of chocolate creams. If you get an Oscar, I get the left foot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31061,I know. For the first time I'm beginning to be frightened. I almost feel as if I'd never known my sister.,Nothing's happened to her. It's just that I can't understand her not getting in touch with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31062,"I also thought of that bread, Father. And of that night six days ago when the Mother Superior died, and I kept the cool, damp cloth on her forehead freshly moist. Father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your legs to serve God?","I think of running for help, and falling to my knees in prayer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31063,"Arise and shine, young Hood.",I hope you changed the water in that bong from last night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31064,"It's not a real school, it's a writing class, I wanna be a writer.",She only wants to do it because her sweetie pie's the teacher.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31065,"Survive today, that's the point.","Polaris, where are you? Maybe I'm too far south.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31066,She'll talk about PMS and stare at her salad.,I started out on that eye-of-newt diet the doctor gave me and wound up in the tub covered in chocolate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31067,"-- We practice! Sorry, Cleo.","That's right. Practice makes perfect. I'm practicing to have a baby right now. If we do a practice job, we'll not only get the experience, but also the extra money we need for guns!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31068,"I have too much money to work, Mr Lombard.",Is that why your brother braved coming here to ask you for a loan?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31069,"I'm fine, Kimmy. Fine.",I had so much I always wanted to say to him. At least he had a chance to give you the ring.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31070,You have to sleep for three.,I'm sorry. I haven't been the best husband or father.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31071,I guess it depends on what you give up on.,There were no PG's. So I just gave them money to play games.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31072,Oh really. Why's that?,"We just got moved up in the world. You gotta let go of that blue collar mentality that was drummed into your head. You gotta start owning it man, or they'll smell you a mile away like a cheap suit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31073,"I'm telling you the truth. And after that, I've always givin' my money to retards. Because that's the reverse of what he did.","So really, it's good luck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31074,A strange wang right in my palm.,"Ilene, we don't really know that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31075,Give me a break. Remember Manzini? When he stole Montezuma's scepter he left a Pepto Bismal bottle. The best ones always copy Mac.,You're saying the thief wants us to think it's Mac but it's really not.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31076,"You say in the report Glenn didn't have a gun, but you let him get away, too.","Daniel, what do you work on most of the time, fraud? Go after crooked bookkeepers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31077,I wonder how a degenerated person like you could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps.,"Sister, if I knew the answer to that I sure as hell wouldn't be here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31078,"Honestly, Tripp. Do you actually think I would sneak in here and read your book without asking you?","Gee, I don't know, Crabs. I don't seem to remember you actually asking me if you could invite 200 people over to trash my living room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31079,"So you say. Sloan, you wuz gonna use me up just like you used Dela? Work it to the top. I never imagined people in this biz could flip on you like ""IHOP."" I'm damn happy DeLa fired ya ass.","Forget about me, are you a puppet for DeLa?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31080,Take it as a compliment. Geesh.,Don't you know this is exactly the kind of bullshit that makes people hate you guys?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31081,Well yes -- you know that about George.,It's been so long I don't how long?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31082,Chili Palmer showed you my script?,"Yeah, I was wondering why he should do that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31083,"Yeah, you think we just work in a comic book store for our dad, huh?","This isn't a comic book store, right. It's a bakery.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31084,Something's in that water.,"Well until we see it, we're not gonna be convincing too many people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31085,Are you okay ?,"Fine, fine, I feel like a chicken McNugget.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31086,What about the wedding?,"My mother is dying. When she is dead, I'll come back and we'll be married.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31087,"But swords are today impossible; Captain Best is -- is lame. He knocked his knee against the swinging park gate last night, as he was riding home, and can scarce move it now.","Not against Castle Dugan gate, that has been off the hinges these ten years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31088,Will you relax? This in no way affects our business. Go on.,The bigger man is driving our Mercedes to the school. Rachel will recognize the car. She'll get right in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31089,I couldn't do it. How did I get here?,You told a lie and got on a plane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31090,"Uh, no. I was gonna take a look now.",You want us to come with you? I just have to run to the main house and give Mr. Peterson a check.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31091,"What is this place, Merlin?","It is like a tree. The roots of the stones spread out across the land and they draw on the thoughts and actions of men. Like sap those human matters course through the stones feeding the stars that are the leaves of the tree. And the stars whisper back to men the future course of events. But the earth is being torn apart, its metals stolen, and the balance is broken and the lines of power no longer converge. In fact, I nearly didn't make it in one piece.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31092,I beg your pardon?,My name is pronounced Fron kon steen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31093,"Oh, David. There's no pleasure in making you feel guilty. You better go, my boy. You'll be late for that aeroplane.","By the way, I like the Renoir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31094,"Sure, 'cause I didn't ask her if I could go.","I don't know. Maybe it's a language problem. Anita, you ever cause this much heartache over something that could easily be avoided, I'll never write you again. You understand?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31095,"Oh yeah. There was, uh, somebody on the plane worked in a recording studio, and, uh, we got this telephone call, this guy is making a sound effects record, and he'd gotten our address and he wanted to know if he could come over and record her scream.","Which they did, and every once in a while on a commercial, you can hear me scream.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31096,"No, no, please God, you're wrong. I'm a thief. Just like you.","Okay, you're a thief.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31097,Come on. Just tell me. It'll save all the trouble of you showing me all the rooms.,"Honestly, the suites are all about the same.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31098,"Weird, comes into alleys and doesn't bowl.","It's not an ""Alley"". I hate when people call it a ""Bowling Alley"", it's so common! I prefer ""Bowling Center"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31099,Call me Frankie. And it looks like we're going nowhere.,Might be an accident on the West Side Highway.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31100,This is his stuff. I've been out in the cold all day.,"This is a premeditated puzzle, and it's only the beginning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31101,She's using a new perfume.,"No, I think that's just oranges. She writes here she's eating oranges.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31102,I mean it. The car is yours. Dump Debbie.,"Gee, guys, what should I do? The car or Debbie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31103,"Eddie, what kind of movie is this?","Well, It's about how people have two personalities. The side they show to the world, and then the secret person they hide inside.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31104,What's up with this shit.,I think falling in live with movie stars is something that happens to a man as he gets older.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31105,"I'll bet. Funny, for some reason, I don't think dogs are supposed to like me.",You say that like an amnesia victim.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31106,No. Why? I like to be with Sam.,It's just that there's less that Adam and Ryan can do anymore. I'd hate to have them bored.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31107,"Oh, right, yeah. two dollars please.","No, Annie, no. This is Doctor Bean. He's going to be working with us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31108,What is Rose going to do? Where can she go?,"They've been in there the longest kind of time. I can't stand it, I gotta find out what's going on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31109,Eddie! You scared the hell out of me!,What if I was Vince? You'd be dead right now. What are you doing giving interviews on TV?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31110,For good? I can't Mom. Not right in the middle of the term.,"Jeffrey, honey. Your father's condition is serious. It's going to cost so much. We just won't have the money to keep you in school. I'm telling you this now, so that you can get your things together and check out of school, honey, or whatever you have to do, it'll save you another trip back. You're going to have to work at the store.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31111,Then what are you stopping for?,Get your breathing down. You sound like a cement mixer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31112,"Now Copper, you tie Palmer up.",We're going to draw a little bit of everybody's blood.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31113,"You're cheating on George? Jennifer, how could you?",How could I? I'm helping you clean up Mark's remains and you ask how could I cheat on George?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31114,Whose fault was that?,"I suppose it was mine. Yes, it definitely was my fault.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31115,You have cracked a man's skull and that crack has not healed. It is too soon to expect him to be your friend.,We are simply respecting the terms of the Seventeen Point Agreement.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31116,"Tis not the sword that counts, but the man what swings it. Rest easy, Jack.","God protect you, Honeythorn Gump.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31117,What are you going to do?,"Get that helmet. If we're going to play ARCADE, I want every advantage possible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31118,There aren't any women here.,I suppose that's your wagon in the river.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31119,"Yes, The Obelisk but it's closed for repairs.","So I hear, do you know some of the stage hands?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31120,You'll be getting me sad next.,"I'm sorry. I don't mean to take out my frustration on you. You've been a great help to me, and I've let you down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31121,Three? We should hock it. Buy a C.D. rack for the bedroom.,"Do you know how important this is? This is big time. I'm going to read it for you, doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31122,"If you liked Notes from Underground, you'll love The Idiot.","Great, thanks for the tip.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31123,Why in God's name would anyone want to work for them?,"Because they're vampire wanna-bes. If they're loyal, if they prove themselves, then their masters will turn them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31124,Because it happened to be a colored policeman.,The colored vote happens to be very important to the Mayor of this town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31125,"The Old Man gave me nice television sets, this one has remote control. He has one just like it.","Mr. Chance, the fact remains that we have no information of your having any connection with the deceased.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31126,So then you moved?,They think I'll make friends if we move. Just move and everything'll be roses and sunshine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31127,"The situation is, my man Cameron here has a major jones for Bianca Stratford.",What is it with this chick? She have three tits?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31128,"MS. HELLER, mind if I tag along on your field trip? I'm thinking of doing a story on your special needs class.",I'm not interested. Not after the smear story you did on my chicken sushi.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31129,"I just tell it like it is, mister. If I'm getting on your nerves, though, you might want to think about hiring me.","Do you have eyes in your head, or are those brown things bulging out of your sockets just marbles? You've been sitting here all day, and how many cars have you seen drive up and ask for gas?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31130,For defending my honor this afternoon.,"I hate to bust your bubble honey, but I wasn't defending you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31131,You Americans! You are the craziest people! That's why I like you! I wish I could invite you all to my house for a nice German Christmas!,"Why don't we accept, Animal? The worst that can happen is we wind up a couple of lamp shades.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31132,Then what was it?,"Lydia liked me, you see. That was the strange part of it. In fact, now that I'm no longer a threat, we're very good friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31133,"So, how long do you know Janet? Where do you know her from?","Oh, I'm in her acting class.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31134,Rob Reiner and Quentin Tarentino?,"Do you get any of my witty humor? I mean, you did play me for three movies. His two hands, dingus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31135,"Baseball bats - that's just for openers. They'll put the muscle on you, turned-around collar or no turned-around collar.",And I still say you stand up and I'll stand up with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31136,That was Isla Nublar. This is Isla Sorna. The second island.,"I didn't know, there were two islands.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31137,"Oh no, my dear. You look absolutely amazing. There's no way I can compete with you. The scene is yours.","In the sequel, James, two lady scientists should make a monster. And our monster would be Gary Cooper.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31138,"We're goin' to California, ain't we? Awright then, let's *go* to California.","That don't sound like you, Ma. You never was like that before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31139,He has been going after everything. It could work. But this is not a happy cow.,He looks like a giant tea bag.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31140,"Oh, is that how it is ?",Wait you two. Dad and I have a surprise for you that will settle this. Can you guess what it is ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31141,That is why he must go to hell. I do not think it fair. But God's law is not for us to judge.,You're telling me Mr. Whale is a homo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31142,And how do we do that?,"By learning the ancient art of Ninjetti. It is the Genesis of what you on earth have come to know as the Ninja. It is the perfect union of mind, body and spirit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31143,"I told him we might not need it, if you can talk your parents into giving you your share of the property.",Pops put Big Daddy's farm in Rhonda's and Sunny's name and fixed it so no one can borrow on it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31144,"It's no use. We'll never get away with it, Joe.",The name is Josephine. And it was your idea in the first place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31145,"Hello, Ferrari. How's business at the Blue Parrot?","Fine, but I would like to buy your cafe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31146,Fuck that. We're going too.,"Alright, let's all put our dicks back in our pants for a second. Is this the best thing to do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31147,Like it were a piano?,"It's strange isn't it? I mean it's not a piano, it doesn't make any sound.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31148,Yeah! Listen to this part. This is where it really takes off!,You are one scary son-of-a-gun.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31149,"It must be wonderful to be so smart. I don't see how you do it, reading all those books, learning all that stuff.","Rose, you work too hard. Why don't you go sit down somewhere and drink a Co-Cola?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31150,She didn't say she had no man.,I suggest you turn around and go back to where you came from.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31151,What? Who the devil are you?,"I've taken pity on you, my angel. I heard your wish.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31152,Just listen to this - Adorable Babykins - Does her miss her Baby? Him sends his booful li'l sweetums a billion oceans full of kisses. Bobo is so lonely - !,Just a moment. I don't see how that trash could possibly concern me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31153,Do we have to?,"I got this cousin. He's a real doofus, but he claims he can become invisible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31154,"I know, but think about it -- At the parties that night. Chicks are gonna want to do it.","Yeah, it's like tradition or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31155,My marriage is the worst. All crap. A big pile of shit.,Maybe your marriage should lay off grains for a while.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31156,How did you find me?,"I, uh, know a guy at the power company.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31157,"Really? And what game did you want to play? You carry my box for me, and I fall into bed with you?",I think I can find my own way back to into town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31158,What upsets you about that?,"I guess I'm upset because I can't really justify being upset, I mean, it's his house, really, he pays the mortgage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31159,All right. Now that you explain it I see that you're right.,Once you're in the car with me she's sure to come to us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31160,This happened to you?,"Well, happen, in the sense that I picked up the phone, tracked you down, flew you here and gave you six grand out of my 401K.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31161,We're having the wedding sometime near the end of the summer.,Not acknowledging Harry's comment You'll be okay little fish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31162,You left your husband's side? You left your brother's wedding?,"Is that Mandrake, Lord Merlin?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31163,"Danger Powers, personal effects.","Actually, my name's Austin Powers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31164,We have to. I've got to be in New York on Thursday.,"Oh, stop showing off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31165,Don't jerk me off. We all know what this is. You don't work with me if I work with you without knowing who I'm working for. Now let's cut the shit. Who's the man?,I work for Keyser Sate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31166,"Look who's talking. Pretentious bullshit. Who's the guy with William Blake and the tigers, eh?","Will you guys shut up with the witches and tigers. Tony, you gonna close the place, we get out of here, get something to eat, or what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31167,The maid'll fix it in the morning.,I'll just pick up the broken glass.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31168,What is your problem?,My problem is MANTAN THE NEW MILLENIUM MINSTREL SHOW.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31169,I admire your enthusiasm but you should never join any organization without first checking it out thoroughly.,"We need more young warriors like yourself, stick around and we shall see if your heart is true.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31170,"Yeah, it's the best one.",I'll take the whole tin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31171,"That's a movie, you moron.","Fine, go ahead. Touch the letters.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31172,"My Grandma Rosa says that some trees get planted in rich top soil, and they grow right up to the sun, tall and straight. Other trees, they start as seeds in the crevices between rocks so they have to twist and bend to reach the light. But even though they end up crooked, they're still trees, just like the straight ones.",Why in the world did you let me start talking in metaphors? That's no way for us to break up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31173,I'll fuckin' give it to him! We'll go down there.,You don't understand. He wants all the money that is in your bank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31174,It is not. Get out.,"I'm sorry, and I'm sorry you lost your friend, and I don't think red is the right color.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31175,"You didn't answer my question, Mum.",I know. Let me just say this: Austin was the most loyal and caring friend I ever had.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31176,I'd kill for just a little bloated.,It all starts with them going to the bathroom together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31177,That's why you're having them. Your spells.,"Spells? Jesus, James, you make it sound like we're in a Tennessee Williams play. I don't have spells.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31178,Well it certainly looks bigger that it seems.,"You can look in the bathroom if you want. People are always curious about that, like what happens when you flush.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31179,"I don't have to. That's what the IRS guys do. And they do it with great zeal. See, they work at these tortuous civil service jobs, and when five hundred dollar an hour boys like you take their trade out in luxury goodies, these saps feel.. well, they feel like saps. And they feel bitter and they feel vengeful and they feel WRATH. What is this? A Romeo and Julieta?","You're out of your league, Marylin. Rexroth was a primate. I'm a professional.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31180,"I'm sorry, I just hallucinated.",Sarah was my girlfriend at prep school. We got back together over the summer at my grandmother's birthday party.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31181,"Hey, did you get contacts?","Oh, my glasses! Maybe my eyes got stronger from not wearing them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31182,"Well, I saw you at the funeral.","I'm so sorry, I didn't notice much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31183,No. Got me an afternoon job at the shirt factory. Figure between that and my night work at the Bodwins I might be able to put something away for me and mama.,They treating you right over at the Bodwins?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31184,"Man, act like this is your home.",That's awful generous of you. I always ask to keep from wearing out welcome.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31185,No. You lost your way.,"Well, you're probably right. I guess that's all that hubris is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31186,Well give me your fuckin' change and we'll put your fuckin' sandwhich on lay-away.,Why you gotta be an asshole Chuckie?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31187,They're going to walk right past me.,What are you? A mouse? Get out of the car and do it. This is your chance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31188,"Ow, you're hurting me!","Listen guy, you're embarassing me in front of my friends! You know how I get mad when I get embarassed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31189,I'LL come back later. I got messages at the Holiday Inn to collect.,He stopped by to see me at the shop before he came out here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31190,I really shouldn't. I gotta keep an eye on my friend.,He looks like he can take care of himself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31191,And you were obviously getting nowhere with her. I was waiting for the right moment to tell you that.,My God. You even cooked up that Norfolk trip.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31192,"It wasn't very good last night, was it?","I don't know, I have nothing to compare it to. I guess I thought there was something more to it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31193,Ethanís right behind me. Listen to me Jim. Is it such a good idea to kill him? We take the money. Ethan takes the blame. No-one else has seen you alive. No-one will believe him.,Of course - I'm sorry to hear you say that Claire.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31194,"No use in getting tough. That'll get you nowhere, Mr. Deeds. You know, we've got letters.",Will you show Mr. Hallor to the front door?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31195,What are you doing?,"I'm going to buy a toy. I worked very, very hard and I think I deserve a toy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31196,"Naw, she don't mind.","Grace. I'd like to talk to you about your murdered brother Tim, if you feel up to it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31197,"No, not really. They're about the same. My marriage was one long headache.",So the headaches may not even be a part of this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31198,"Yeah, sorry about that. I had this meeting with this guy.","Yeah, I hit a three at the buzzer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31199,"First rate, ain't it?",It's downright classy is what it is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31200,No. I got it in prison. I went in for three years. When I came out she was married to my best friend. Happy?,Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31201,"Mmmm, no. Not a good idea.","Conflict resolution is my job, Laura.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31202,Oh yeah? I mean I know.,So I'm going to want a little more of your thinking on the subject.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31203,Guy's been up my ass for two years about a fuckin' job. I had to let him help with the car.,"So, you finally got a job Morgan?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31204,Oh. I didn't look at my faxes today. We left before sunrise.,"Honey, I hope you're not endangering your position. Listen, if you need to come back and you want me to come take over, for a while, I'll work it out. I mean, the firm's got other lawyers, but the magazine's got only one of you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31205,I'll bet a couple of hundred.,Out my way in Montana we always call a bluff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31206,"No. Freddy Ching's, in Crenshaw.",What are you doing hanging out with Baby Duck?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31207,Under the Manhattan Bridge.,That's where I peed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31208,"What'd you say, Captain?","I teach English at Addley High School in Addley, Pennsylvania.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31209,I'm not even wearing any drawers. Forget about a belt.,"Okay, give me my belt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31210,Well -- what are we going to do?,We can still use my butter money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31211,What the fuck are you talking about? What's OK?,You know he hated my story also.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31212,Let's go over it. Where are you?,I stand outside and guard the door. I don't let anybody come in or go out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31213,"I wish, but it's full. They recommended a pension in town. They say that all of Taormina is full. What's going on here?",It's the Free Diving World Championship. I am by the way world champion!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31214,"I just needed a wash and set, a wash and set, that's all.","Well, baby, I'm George and it needs to be cut. But I don't want to place you in that position either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31215,What're you talkin' about?,"I'm hired to do a piece of work, my mark goes down and stays down. Your's makes it to the hospital where you then gotta go finish the job. Only the cops got the whole thing on video tape.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31216,It's just such a slap in the face.,"Um, excuse me, we're having a private conversation here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31217,"Ricky, you're becoming quite human. I suppose we have to thank you for that, Mademoiselle.","Ilsa, I don't wish to be the one to say it, but it's late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31218,"No one will be laughing at you now, Ted. You can take that to the bank.",It's really going to be strange going home in a couple of days.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31219,"Okay -- perfect timing as ever -- hold the fort for a second will you, Martin?","Can I just say, I thought 'Ghost' was a wonderful film.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31220,Is everything alright? Aren't you feeling well?,I just had a really strange experience.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31221,Vitamins will it be then?,"Something like that. You are a little undernourished, so after each meal were going to give you a shot. Roll over on your right side please, loosen your pyjama pants and pull them half-way down. He does, somewhat reluctantly. She gives him a shot in the bum.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31222,"Oh man, that's the best.",You could tell she took care of herself. She had all these powders and creams in her bathroom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31223,You should probably hit the road. Go home. This place could get hazardous for your health.,"So, Buzz was stooling for you guys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31224,"It is hoped that it's not a mess. ""Hopefully"" is an adverb. It means ""with hope"". You have it defining the copy, and I'm pretty sure the copy doesn't have feelings.","Well, excuse me for caring about words.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31225,If you were tore up I would not be claiming you. Trust.,I don't know how to walk in heels.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31226,What? Another job? Stealing the Eiffel Tower?,I'm going to disappear. I die in a car crash in Taiwan. Very easy to do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31227,"Marge, I'm in the bath. Won't be long.","Tom, I need to talk to you. It's urgent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31228,You want her sheets?,We can just take this pillowcase.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31229,All right Dad -- tell me.,"Well, he who finds the Grail must face the final challenge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31230,That's our man. He's made to order.,I don't know. He don't seem like a guy that'd fall into line.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31231,Good! You should go over and watch some Ted Carson.,"Actually, I wanna see Jeffrey Pommeroy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31232,It's every bit as hard as they say. Unless you're a genius like Meeks.,He flatters me so I'll help him with Latin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31233,I went for four.,It's a long trip and we'll get that sucker later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31234,I was desperate. It was gross.,Kenny'll come running back. This is just his way of pressuring you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31235,It's not something I can explain now. Perhaps someday.,"What of our marriage? Victor, we've had so much tragedy. I want this family to live again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31236,You were screaming you weren't Nick! And we just didn't fucking believe you!,But I never said Rudy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31237,God dammit! How'm I gonna got out of here?,Hey! Do you have any idea how much those beakers cost? I usually charge for hypnosis.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31238,You worry about your end. I got my side covered.,Talley lives here. I don't know if the place has security or not.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31239,Get your fingers out of my soup!,"Soap is called Soap because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behaviour. He is proud of his job, and even more proud that it's legal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31240,How'm I s'posed to ever sleep there again knowing some pervo's probably touched everything I own?,"You're that nervous, you're welcome to stay here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31241,What about what that guy said?,"Oh, shit. That was scary. In the middle of the robbery. The manager looks at me. Right in the eye. And goes, I'm going to remember you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31242,"Bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. That's why Papa Smurf made her, 'cause the other smurfs were getting too horny.",Not Vanity. He's a homo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31243,It was Henry Follett.,"Man, you see him a lot. And it's very wrong to reveal it. Next you'll be saying what his problem is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31244,But this is so humiliating.,So you got pinched in the elevator. So what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31245,Oh don't give me any of that racist crap. My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell.,I guess that puts me in my place. Thank you for the hospitality Mrs. Caldwell. It was a true awakening.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31246,Yes! We could stay with Leon!,"Leon, how would you like to have three lifelong friends?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31247,And how are you now?,Fine. The doctors say if I keep taking care of myself I can live to be a very old man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31248,"Yeah, well, I'll tell ya somethin'. I'll tell ya somethin'. I had this boyfriend, Chuck. Ya know him, Mac. Ya remember, Chuck.","Sure, I know Chuck. I know him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31249,"Laura Palmer, you're just too adorable.",I'm just too adorable. I'm just too adorable.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31250,"No. Please, Monsieur, it is a little game we play. They put it on the bill, I tear the bill up. It is very convenient.","Captain, the boy who is playing the piano, somewhere I have seen him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31251,Sure don't. Mind if I ask where you got it?,"Why, my wife gave it to me on our anniversary some years back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31252,"Oh, no you don't!","It's still bleeding a little. Here, let me put this on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31253,Are those cameras all throughout the house?,"Yes, I thought that it would be best.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31254,You don't deserve my fucking speech!,What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real cooze.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31255,"First the pets, Otis.","Ahhhh, my favorite part of the day. Who else could have thought of this aquarium?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31256,"You look good, damn good, considering you're an old man now!",Seems like the whole world's gotten younger.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31257,The Presidency. The public loves him.,"For ten more minutes they love him, Wally. I'm sick of him and I'm always about ten minutes ahead of the public.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31258,Did you hit her?,"Ronald, you don't know what you're talking about.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31259,"Not right now? Okay, when?","Right after you change your wardrobe, your personality and drop about thirty pounds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31260,We've got a lot of work to do.,"Someone help me! I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31261,Can you open them?,I opened Marlon. I think it's somebody's taxes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31262,"You won't be committing a crime. The man will cheat, you'll just be doing your job, that's all.",And I thought you were only after my body.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31263,"No, ma'am, I'm just fine.","You look sick if you ask me. I hate to leave you with the dishes and all, but I'm supposed to go to a meeting of the Garden Club this evening. I'll need the car keys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31264,Don't try to tell me what to do.,You need the money just like we do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31265,He musta been movin' right along.,"We'll come across him tomorra, I guess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31266,I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry. I made myself pretty clear I thought. He probably got busy and wasn't thinking. I know how that is. I used to teach shop and eighth grade science.,"Well, what do we do? We drove all the way out here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31267,Do you know that?,Yeah. This is the best thing I can do for my life right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31268,Are they treating you okay?,I heard what happened. It looks like somebody murdered him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31269,"As I said, he isn't Italian. Besides, I thought they just killed them.","Don't be naive. They can't kill everybody. They have different punishments for different things. Like, if they kill a stool pigeon, they leave a canary on the body. It's symbolic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31270,I wouldn't be so sure about that. He did it with you. He's a man now.,"Yeah, well, Bleek trusted me. We're best friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31271,"NO WAY, DUDE! I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW TO GET WENDY TO LIKE ME!!","Dude, she's eight years old, just get her some ice cream or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31272,"Victor, have a care! You'll make him dizzy!",The world is a dizzying place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31273,Okay. Get away from here. Quick.,I'm not scared. So many people have died around me. But I would be a shame for us. I don't feel like being shy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31274,"Hey, stop. We're just gonna wind up in some bar, drinking' to forget all the things we shoulda done and then you'll start singin' Beach Boy songs again. Then I'll really get depressed.",I also did not come because I think I would not fit in America.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31275,"Excellent. See. Who says a guy in a rubber suit can't be smart? Well, it's been grand. Sorry you all have to die now.",Wait. I have a riddle for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31276,It isn't a broadcast studio. It's -- a surveillance post or something. That's why they have the dishes on top.,You're scaring me. I think we should just go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31277,This is your car.,You're in a playful mood.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31278,"Ray, where do you keep the glasses?","Oh, is Shari here? Why didn't you just say so? Why are you giving me a song-and-dance about being tired?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31279,Fuck Bastaldi and his brother. These tapes are gold. Do you have any idea what Zammito would pay to get them back?,I thought you wanted Zammito?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31280,"It's good to be King, hey Charles?",Kings are out of fashion. I'd rather be thought of as a benevolent tyrant. It's an anti-trust action.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31281,"Now listen to me, young man. Do you know what I had to go through to put this goddamn food on the goddamn table?",I don't care. I hate it. I want pizza.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31282,"Sir, this officer candidate requests permission to speak to you in private.","I'm busy, Mayo. It'll have to wait.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31283,"I'd like to apologize for our local boy. He's been in love with Betty since the fifth grade, y'see. He means well, but he's in over his head on this.",So how do we know that car's still in Fair Oaks?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31284,He wasn't able to get out of bed today.,I hope that it's nothing serious.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31285,"Yeah, we all stayed at the Four Seasons, man. It was party time. Hey, I hung out with Danny, Pony's manager. Really nice guy. We talked about the video. They want a raw look. Something fresh. Danny said if I can capture the reality of Burnfield, it'd make a great tape.","Okay, Buff, listen to me for a second alright?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31286,I can accept that.,And I want to turn the home over to the state.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31287,Naw! Not a major.,He wanted the pineal gland.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31288,"Very noble of you. You don't think you're bringing that thing onto the island, do you?","Hey, I wouldn't want to spook the woolly mammoths.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31289,I know I can capture it.,"Kathryn, you're crazy. Really crazy. A suicidal maniac.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31290,"Oh, so you're in the big shit now! Child abuse. People go to prison for what you just did to me.",My dad used to play a game. I never really understood what it was until after he was gone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31291,I'm not your daughter.,"Yes you are, my dearest. You are mine and Louis' daughter. You see Louis was going to leave us. He was going to go away. But now he's not. He's going to stay and make you happy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31292,See? We're for real.,"I'm sorry, it's just you hear stories.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31293,Maybe they're expecting Gruner. I'm gonna be him.,He's Dutch. You can't even speak Dutch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31294,"It's not just about me. Someone I saved died last night in a freak accident. What if the others are in danger, too?","Well, if you put them on the list, they're already tits up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31295,She thinks you're with Simone.,"Lainey, you know Simone and I don't have a real relationship.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31296,And why would she do that?,Maybe she was hot for Steve and killed them both in a jealous rage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31297,"You must have a bible in here, don't cha?","Yeah, we got a bible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31298,"None. Can't find a thing. Nothing on file, nothing online. It's not a part of any known killer's signature.","I was thinking, maybe we should ask Professor Daitz. Nobody knows this stuff better.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31299,Why don't you take a half day and clean this junk up?,"Because, I'm in the middle of a boating accident, I got only four regular cops and one secretary, and a Chief Deputy who is constantly fiddling with the police boat He's another one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31300,I touched a nerve.,I'm astonished to hear you trivialize my role in our sex life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31301,Shouldn't take it personally.,"""Go back to your banana tree, nigger."" No use telling them I came from Tottenham.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31302,"""Attitude Adjustment Issues"" -- what the fuck is that supposed to mean?",I wished to be reinstated at Computer Crimes. I was undiplomatic in my request.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31303,"Fine, you convince yourself you got a pack full of feathers and goddamned Private James Ryan can carry my fucking gear.","Reiben, you can be very unpleasant to be around sometimes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31304,"I did. We -- yeah, I know.",And threw us into the lake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31305,Why do you get to choose? Why don't I get to choose?,Actually none of us on this planet ever really choose each other. It's all Quantum Physics and molecular attraction. There are laws we don't understand that bring us together and break us apart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31306,I just hold it loosely with both hands?,"That's right, sugar, find the grip that's right for you. Then grasp firmly. The camera weaves past a five foot pink whale with a gaping green mouth leading onto a mini-green.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31307,How can you be so sure?,I got the diamonds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31308,So. I guess I've got a wedding to go to.,"Giovanni, I want to thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31309,"Oh, you would have done great.",I probably would have. I guess the clues damn near before everyone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31310,"They're not after you, they're after me.","Listen, it's late already when I realize it's not just a couple of ordinary faggots, it's just you and Sal. I couldn't get a baby sitter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31311,"Quite a spell, I reckon.","Listen, before you get very used to staying here, I think you and I need to talk about a few things. Can I take you to lunch?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31312,"Hey, troops, here's that rock 'n' roll detective I told you about.",Hebedeebuh. Hebedeebuh. Maybe I did die in the explosion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31313,"Maybe you want my money, too.","No, I don't want money. I only want to find out who you are and where you live. My business is finding peo- ple. Not taking their money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31314,What's that supposed to mean?,Did I tell you I have the worst sense of humor and I make bad jokes at totally inappropriate times?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31315,"You flatter me, Caesar.","Being as close, I'm certain you've noticed what we all have noticed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31316,"I won't, I swear.",I dive in search of God. If I go deep enough I'm going to find him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31317,We only live a few blocks apart.,"This is more than fishy, this chick dates a dude and he winds up dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31318,"Girl, give it up! We been friends too long to act like this.","Well, who can tell what went on in there? I never even knew who Sethe was or none of her people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31319,I gotta go home.,What for? I got a pound of stuff in my jacket I've been carrying around all day. We gotta start taping it to your leg.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31320,I may have been infatuated with her - - but I wouldn't perjure myself.,That's all Dr. Paley.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31321,There must have been someone else down here then.,It seems that way. You didn't hear any music at all?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31322,"No, he picked me up.","He was short but powerful. With hairy arms? Anyway, he carried me into the maid's dayroom which nobody used. We did it there on an old bed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31323,Maybe we should ask Jessica to join the class.,JESSICA? Please hold for my reaction.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31324,"I'll be leaving now, Mrs. Stanwyk.","I think you should call me Gail, now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31325,Are you alone in the house?,"That is so unoriginal. You disappoint me, Randy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31326,"Commander Powell, this is Doolittle. Ah, there's something serious come up, sir, and I have to ask you something.","I'm glad you've come to talk with me, Doolittle. It's been so long since anyone has come to talk with me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31327,Hoh graphic! I'm going to dream of ears for a year! Ugh!,Just be thankful he wasn't dissatisfied with his sex life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31328,"I always figure a guy oughta marry a girl who's twenny years younger than he is so that when he's forty, his wife is a real nice-looking doll.",That means he'd have to marry the girl when she was one year old.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31329,"I'm trying, alright? Just tell me what we've got.","Well, there are at least five thousand notebooks in this room, and near as I can tell, each notebook contains two hundred and fifty pages.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31330,What do you want?,"Oh. Hi, Tammy. I was just, you know, I went to all your teachers and got your assignments.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31331,"What's the idea, Anne?",The idea is simply this - that I want those people to leave here immediately.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31332,More than I ever imagined being able to love anyone ever.,Take care of those chairs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31333,Just what the hell do you think you're doing?,I'm bringing home the bacon. Earning my keep. And doing a fine job if I do say so myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31334,"Well, truth be told? I was a pharmacist. Alexander?","I was a clerk's apprentice on Saint Croix. But, then I went to King's College.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31335,"Dano, shouldn't we stop and help your mother?","Blow me. Yellow means go, Kimberly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31336,She was swimming at the YMCA pool when it happened. Died mid-backstroke.,I haven't seen her in almost two years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31337,I'm impressed. You're a killer.,"So if you want me to hang around for a few days, I thought you should know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31338,"A girl after your own heart, Ted.",I can live with those reflections.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31339,We'd go to his car.,Oh no. In the car you did it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31340,What is this? Does everybody know everything I'm about to say or do every freakin' minute of the day?,"No cursing in this house, young man. Use the strong vocabulary God gave you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31341,"Listen, I don't know your name, but what are you doing for lunch?","I'm sorry, but they turned down your card.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31342,Did she? You were pretty thick at one time.,We all played the field.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31343,to Ellie) You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?,"Ellie, I've been thinking there's something about the periodicity doesn't had up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31344,Sounds like a good reason to leave it alone.,"Just think though, it would make a hell of a cafe, that way we keep the auditorium clear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31345,The floor has a nice shine to it. Oh God -- we have twenty-two messages on the machine.,Did she water this plant? It looks a little bent out of shape.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31346,"Range? I don't want to blow the arse out of this country, granted, but I don't want anybody blowing a raspberry at me either. I want to look fucking mean.","Of course you will look mean, Tom, you will look really scary.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31347,Do you know that you just interrupted a three year study of the Chernobyl earthworm?,"Yeah, you're the worm guy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31348,"So far, so good. Some of them have real Angel potential.",Really? So I'm doing OK?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31349,"Now, why in the hell would you assume that?",I don't know. Maybe cause you look like someone who has a lot of fun.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31350,"-- good, then all you got to be is grateful.","No doubt. That's my moms there, taught me them skills.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31351,"Yes, I believe that's right.",But that leaves another seven or eight pints of Chimera.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31352,"Oh, yeah. I didn't know my dad. Well, I knew him, till I was six. He went and married another woman, had more kids. Every six years or so he'd do it again -- new city, new family.","He was setting up franchises. My father never went to college, so it was really important that I go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31353,Thank you. How can I reward you?,Help ourselves to a few horns from your powder stores.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31354,Oh. That's a relief.,I'm going to really start looking like a dork soon. Will you still think I'm cute if I'm huge?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31355,I didn't hear anything. Got any dessert?,Dr. Sutphin said no sweets for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31356,"You know in the movies, I play you as being much smarter.",And as a sane person. For you that must be quite a stretch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31357,He's out of the equation. Talk to me.,I'm about to blow the wall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31358,Yes. They will be more help than high-born barons.,"They stand at the edge of the grave and make jokes. Do you know who I am, sprout? I am Torquil, Lord of the forest. My men follow no man but me, and I follow no man at all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31359,How lucky we are.,Aren't we full of ourselves today? I think it's because of the lion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31360,Why are you carrying the dog?,His paws are frozen and he cannot walk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31361,This is our oil from our estates?,"I've been overseeing production myself for the past three years, you'll be surprised at how wonderful our oil has become.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31362,"So Mr. Coffee, what went down outside the prison?","Oh, not much. Mario Brothers want me to do a job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31363,"What have you got, Egon?","Oh, this is big, Peter. This is very big. There's definitely something here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31364,"Well, are we still on for tonight?","I wouldn't want to get you in deep trouble, Lynda.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31365,It looks like a whole roast.,"Honey, send out for Kentucky fried chicken. The baby, just open a bottle of prunes, and one of the beef. The bottles are in the fridge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31366,I'm not in the mood for Native American wisdom.,We had to bring staff in from the whole county to handle this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31367,You're lying. I'm not human.,"Rheya, I am not going back. I'm staying here with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31368,"Great to get away, take it easy. Next week, I'll get back to work.",You already went back to work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31369,Not until my car's fixed. I don't know how long that's going to take.,And here I've made you all hot and sweaty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31370,You can't talk to it?,"No, it's like a safety. We are going to have to access the manual controls.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31371,"Yes, sir, I did.","That was a very bad statement. The country loved this man, and you have made it hard in general for Muslims.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31372,"Well, then, sit down.","Well, I see it still smells like pine needles in here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31373,"These are Ich Luge bullets. My grandfather snared a shitload of them in W.W. Two. They're like tranquilizers only they break the surface of the skin, enough to cause blood, but not any real harm.",So it looks like the person's been shot and killed when they're really just unconscious and bleeding.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31374,"Well, then I guess it must have felt new because everything leading up to it was so different.",It's Christine. Hey you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31375,"-- I'd be the first topoint that out. In all kindness I would. But, like they say, you know, she's got to want to change, hasn't she?",You must be Hugo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31376,"Somehow, I got the feeling that didn't help us very much.","Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31377,About two hours from now.,So all we have to do is get by for a few more hours and then we can walk right out the front door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31378,I have no sympathy for either good or evil. I have only curiosity -- a professional curiosity. What unhappy people most of you are!,Are we? I thought I was very gay.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31379,What man? What is it?,"Yo, let me get in your parent's room man. Just fir a little while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31380,"In your opinion, what happened to Deborah Ann Kaye?",Cardiac arrest. During delivery her heart stopped. When the heart stops the brain's deprived of oxygen. You get brain damage. That is why she's in the state she's in today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31381,"After breakfast. You're sounding tense, Janet. Maybe I could give you a little massage?",In my time they used to call me the Merlin of Berlin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31382,"I don't know. It's kind of underground. Doug's right, there's too much crap in this town.",I used to think he was right about a lot of things but now I don't know. I thought he was going somewhere but now I think I am wasting my time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31383,How will he eat?,"Start him out on cottage cheese. If you've got him on kibble, just soak it a few minutes. Go down like pudding through a hot pipe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31384,"You're a cold-hearted bastard, aren't you? How'd you ever get so mean, Auggie?","I know you think I'm lying to you, but I'm not. Every word I told you is the God's honest truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31385,"Yeah, don't stop. Keep going.","Listen, I don't need any encouragement, but my idea of heaven is a solid white night club, with me as the head liner, for all eternity and they love me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31386,Her blood is all over the bathroom. I'd say that's a bit of a DNA problem.,"It's a marble floor, we can clean it up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31387,"Listen, little missy, this cost your dad a pretty penny. Now get your ass up there and show me some teeth.","Amber, if I die from these fumes, will you be sure to cover the hickies on my neck?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31388,"Well that's right! If then! Believe me, Delmar, Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days a man!","Everett, I never figured you for a paterfamilias.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31389,But why? Why would she do that? She's supposed to marry the guy!,"Apparently, what has happened is that the maternal instinct has transcended the gap of time and this has caused an alteration in your mother's emotional behavior.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31390,"No, we had a clear soup to start. This is a thick one and you ought to taste it. There's nothing like it back home.",How can I taste it now? We've already had like twelve courses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31391,You were gone ten seconds. What happened?,I got hit by a big light that was attached to a lot of metal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31392,"Eileen, Chinese food again?","George, if you don't want Chinese food, pick a place you want to go and make a reservation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31393,"Hello, this is Ms. Magnuson speaking.","I understand, Miss, that you have my son in your office.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31394,"I'm fine. Mark, I'm so glad you came over here because I want you to know something. I just thought I would tell you that I really enjoyed getting to know you this year.",Yeah? About fifty people I didn't know wrote that in my annual.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31395,"You had a rough couple years, that's all.",That a nice way of saying I rode the bench?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31396,"That's the one, ""Ashes To Ashes."" I think it's great. But it'll never get made with this communist business hanging over your head. You can't work until you're cleared -- and believe me, starting right now, I'm gonna do everything I can to make that happen.","So, it is a blacklist.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31397,That's all right. There is nothing anyone can do about it. You can call me Luke.,"Thank you, sir. I'm See Threepio, Human Cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart, Artoo Detoo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31398,"Number one. I saw the Yellow Man go into Frank's building, laughing with Frank. Now. the only trouble is. what does this prove?","Nothing really, but it's interesting. they know each other. they seem to like each other.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31399,Shut up! I saw you. You were in the car.,"No, I got out of the car and I ran to the bridge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31400,No. It's all arranged.,"Good. I've got the letters right here, all made out in blank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31401,What? My eyes are not lying!,"Yes they are, Josh. Since Mankato, they have been lying eyes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31402,Just a little--You know.,I made you these for the trip. They're marshmallow rice squares.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31403,"Yes. With your ""prestige"" it only takes a minute - ten cents worth of American Tel and Tel.","You're picking up my lingo, hon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31404,I myself was surprised at Mr. de Mille's manners.,"Say that I'm busy, and hang up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31405,"Your daughter is much too hard to impress, Ruth. Mind your step.",So this is the ship they say is unsinkable.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31406,"Beats me. He just asked me to come along, double-check the forensics. What did you do to piss him off?",This is a sexy case.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31407,Never. But we have to hide out for a while. Lay low. Say. . . a couple of years. By then I'll have a new plan.,Lucky I brought my drums.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31408,"Cecile, is that the best you can do? You must forgive her, Kathryn. She's never been in a co-educational atmosphere before.","Don't worry, it's totally understandable. Most of the boys that matriculate at Oakwood are very upstanding gentleman, however there are the occasional bad apples.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31409,"I'll tell Ester, she'll be thrilled I saw you again.",You get her those Vitamin E right away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31410,"You're gonna give him those bank codes, you know why? Because I'm telling you to, that's why. I'm not losing my life over some greedy pig.","Who are you calling a pig, rummy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31411,If your duty requires it.,You have a recent scar on the back of your hand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31412,What were you -- a child actress?,I was born just two blocks from this studio. Right on Lemon Grove Avenue. Father was head elec- trician here till he died. Mother still works in Wardrobe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31413,You don't make money gambling. You lose it.,Do you have a good map of Death Valley?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31414,"I heard you, Joanna. I promise I heard you.",No you didn't. You didn't even ask about Billy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31415,AND YOU CAME UP WITH THAT?,The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man! He was on all the packages we used to buy when I was a kid. We used to roast Stay-Puft marshmallows at Camp Waconda!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31416,What's the difference? He's got more heads than he needs.,I don't get the humor of that remark.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31417,"Here's the number of my dentist, he's first rate. Ring him up, he'll look after you.","Thanks, Basil. Maybe the Nineties aren't so bad after all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31418,No. But I wanted to.,"Are you a total lying, scumsucking pig Harry?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31419,We've only been over this how many times?,You only made half your quote this year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31420,Ruiz don't like using names on cell phones. He refers to him as the Red Dragon.,"So, when's the drop.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31421,"Anyway, the state is giving a hundred thousand dollars in his name to every school that has a Special Needs class.","Oh, this is fantastic. So all we have to do is kill this Moffit guy and we get all the money!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31422,Yeah. I guess you're right. I really like the wallpaper we picked out for the den.,"Let me tell you something about love. There are no prince charmings, there are no glass slippers. Love is hard work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31423,"Maybe they don't think at all unless it's about my brother! His birthday's always a big to-do. The stupid thing is, I didn't even like the first one.","Look, Todd, you're obviously under- estimating the value of this desk set.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31424,"Oh, that's a phoney. The men didn't even have to go down.","I thought it might be. From now on, they're going to think that every thin man over six feet with white hair is Wynant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31425,"You're a good writer, Nick. I give this writing an A-plus.",I never worked at no casino.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31426,"No volunteers, Price. I said we're all in on it.","You have elected me Security. The way things have been going in this Barracks, I guess I've done a poor job and I want to make up for it. Is that asking too much?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31427,What do you mean?,What are you going to do? Now that you've quit the police force?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31428,I'm not quite sure. Try it again.,I got a funny sensation in my toes - like somebody was barbecuing them over a slow flame.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31429,"No, I'm afraid I didn't.","Well, then, you'll have to walk. The Munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkinland. And remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment, or you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Witch of the West.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31430,Can I go too?,"Naah, I think you'd better stay here and keep Grammoo company.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31431,"Feel this, real wood paneling. That's real wood, too, not that fake stuff.","Unless you two wiseacres wanna be introduced to the joys of hitchhiking, what say we drop this?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31432,Hey everybody. How's it hangin'?,"In fact, he's just informed me that he personally plans on cancelling Christmas this year.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31433,"No, no, I want you to have it, even if it's my last piece.",I'm going to go across the street and get you some sherbert.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31434,I don't know if there's anything we can do.,"We're not completely helpless. I've been reading the book. There's a word for people in our predicament, honey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31435,"No act of love but willing violence demanded by one and begged by the other. As life turned to fantasy and reality to ecstasy a need, so deep no light could reach, surfaced like a nocturnal creature unearthed for momentary and glorious display. Left alone in a rose-tinted afterglow dimming fast she tasted the moisture of her body and wondered why light came to day and such desires to her pale-skin body.",Well she sure isn't normal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31436,"Please, let me explain.","It's just, and I've never done this before, Maxine, but it's just that I feel something for you. I've never felt this before for anyone, not even my wife. My future is with you, Maxine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31437,"Parsons School of Design. I knew growing up I wasn't much to look at, so I put my energy into making things that are pretty.","What's that pleasant smell coming from, your skin?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31438,Why are we stopping?,I need a break. I've been on a marathon run ever since I had the misfortune to strike up a conversation with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31439,"Let's just pick up the pace a little, shall we?",There it is. The Beryllium sphere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31440,But I want you and Scott to understand. Do you think he loves Janet? Maybe he's smashed too many fortune cookies.,Come on Mom. Give him a break. He's missing the reunion because of you. You know he wants to go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31441,Was I wearing something of yours and you got mad at me?,All my things have me in them. I don't want you to be like me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31442,This is my house.,I apologize for that scene with my husband. You must have overheard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31443,"You want unpleasant? Just wait, I can do much better than this.","Look at Upham, you don't hear him complaining.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31444,"More popular than Uncle's Day at a whorehouse. GOD DAMN, THAT MORNING SUN IS BRIGHT! BLUE BRIGHT.",Mrs. Simmons owns the trailer and she lives in town. Teresa rented it about a month ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31445,It's too late to start over.,"You guys are heartless, my bride picked this out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31446,"Oh, stop that! God! Listen, I know you like me. I can tell. But you know what? A lot of guys like me. Not me, exactly. It's more like the legs or the butt or the hair. Or some combination of the above.",I think it's the eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31447,"Prison Communication Systems. An acquaintance friend of mine is professionally involved with a communications outfit in Denver that I just happen to know for a fact is about to be rewarded a very large, exclusive contract to rewire every state prison in Colorado. Yes sir.","No, I'm holding for Tony. In chairs. Keith Fisher. Okay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31448,"That's pretty simplistic, don't you think?","Hey, pal, you don't start doing crazy eights in the middle of the street none of this happens.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31449,What I'm getting at is this: the only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. And this data is merely a stream of electrical impulses which stimulate your computing center.,"In other words, all I really know about the outside universe relayed to me through my electrical connections.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31450,We'll let the old man take it easy for a couple of weeks. I want to get things going good before he gets better. What's the matter with you?,"You start operating, the five families will start their raids again. We're at a stalemate Sonny, your war is costing us a lot of money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31451,I'm not doing too well. What's the matter?,I heard someone pulling in behind the house. I heard Rachel screaming and then she stopped all of a sudden. I don't know what they did to her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31452,You've come to the right man.,I forgot my vacuum cleaner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31453,Not as long as I'm alive.,"Okay with me, if you can stand the starvation diet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31454,"If you feel lonely, or need to talk, all you have to do is say so.","To talk? Well, OK, that might be good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31455,General Osvaldo Tamarindo y Ramirez. Telefono 666.,He is my sponsor. The General is the head of the secret police of Honduras.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31456,Hope for the best? I don't understand all this skepticism. I thought you liked Rose.,"I love Rosebud, I am wild about Rosebud. I just hope she doesn't turn out to be a hidden hotcha character, that's all. We have growing children in the house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31457,"That's where my best customers are. Marion Berry, George Bush, the Redskins. I'd like to offer you a job, Cindy. Can you type? Take dictation? Swallow balloons filled with cocaine?","Now you're being rude, Shorty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31458,A little bit of both.,"Hey, I been on the ramp all my life, so I got no problem with the way you help yourself, Jake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31459,Fine. The newspaper's upside down. That's better than fine.,Bob will be very happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31460,"Joe, if we get out of this hotel alive, you know what we're going to do? We're going to sell the bracelet, and grab a boat to South America and hide out in one of those banana republics - The way I figure is, if we eat nothing but bananas, we can live there for fifty years - maybe a hundred years - that is, if we get out of the hotel alive. Did we forget anything?",There's our shaving stuff - and there's Sugar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31461,I've fallen in love.,I don't think so. I've fallen in love. This is what people who've fallen in love look like.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31462,Hana tells me you're leaving.,"There are going to be trials, they want me to interpret, don't they know I'm allergic to courtrooms?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31463,"Gosh, didn't he say anything positive at all?","Louise, do you think we should change cars, get another car?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31464,There's going to be some irate citizens when they find out they're paying for water they're not getting.,"That's all taken care of. You see, Mr. Gittes. Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31465,"Yes, I guess I'll have to.","Thank you. If you feel the building rock, it'll be me blasting into this editor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31466,The style of fighting that Tim studied didn't believe in belts.,"Is that a fact? Well then, Grace, could you tell us what form of martial arts it was that Tim was schooled in?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31467,So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?,Who knows? All I've ever heard her say is that she'd dip before dating a guy that smokes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31468,I don't. Katrina smells like soup. Her whole house smells of soup.,What do you think? Custard or Cheesecake?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31469,"No, I wouldn't go in one of those places with a gas mask on.",I know what you mean! I usually wear a big hat and dark glasses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31470,The traffic warden went to the morgue and recognized Dog and his lot so that put us sort of in the clear. They got no case against us because there is no evidence against us.,Apart from those shotguns.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31471,Goes to show you all the moolah in the world can't buy you a brain.,"Well, he seems to have bought Kissinger.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31472,"Yes. It's always fascinated me. You know, once, when I was a youngster, I went to see Mrs. Leslie Carter in ""Zaza."" After the play I stood in the alley just to watch her come out.",So you see meeting you is a real thrill for me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31473,Are you even really alive?,"My problem, Mr. Case, is simply that I am a soulless bastard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31474,It'll be okay. I'll fix my lasagna. We'll smoke a joint. Tensions will melt away.,"Did you know that Eskimos have not one, but fifty words for snow. It's because they have so much of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31475,"Shit, I'm all for being a sport, but this is ridiculous.","Man, it's already ten thirty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31476,"Look Ms. Heller, there's something fishy here, and I don't think it's Friday's special.",I wouldn't know. Being that I'm just the teacher and all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31477,"You're planing something, Cathy.. But I won't let you - - I'll warn them against you.",You will not say one single word. I know your secret.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31478,"You ain't gonna cut his hands off and send 'em to Washinton, are ya? They done that to one of our girls once. Leo did quillwork, he's gonna need his hands.","Leo's gonna need his hands, Cooch. He does quillwork.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31479,What'd you think I was doing out here with these glasses on? Sunnin' myself?,I don't know. I thought you were keeping the sun out of your eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31480,I'm not a lonely spooky writer like you. Nursing a hundred grudges. I'm a man who loves life.,We're talking about something deeper than grudges. How do we respond to personal attack?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31481,How does he tell you things?,"It's like I go to sleep, and he shows me things but when I wake up, I can't remember everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31482,"Let me hold it, or you'll have a real shiner.",Thanks. People seem to be pretty hot over this imbecile story.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31483,Oh-my-God. You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea.,Uh uh. I'm Disco Barbie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31484,Ran into a little Reaper trouble myself.,"Oh yeah? Like how little? In case you hadn't noticed, we lost two men while you were out farting around.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31485,"We should go burn that school to the ground, sir!","Yes, that's the way to win the locals back to our side.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31486,"How's that working out, by the way?",Good. Thank you. Now that I have it on. Why are you laughing? You don't even know what that means.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31487,What do you want?,"This is going to be very difficult for you at accept, Mr. Quaid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31488,I didn't count the days.,"Well, I did. Every one of them. Mostly I remember the last one. A wow finish. A guy standing on a station platform in the rain with a comical look on his face, because his insides had been kicked out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31489,What can I do?,Get down to Word Processing. Help Jamey look.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31490,"C'mon, cunt, you're going for a walk.","He just completely ignores me. He could have at least said something, introduced me or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31491,"It must have been hard, leaving your work.",The journey is part of my work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31492,"Yes, they are. You're out of shape.",What are you talking about? There's no fat on this body.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31493,They're a bloody sight warmer than we are.,"Well if that's what it takes for us two to get warm, I'd rather not, if it's all the same.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31494,At least I tried something.,"Hey, I tried the board.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31495,"No, no, no. That's enough. He's perfect. I want his records sent to me. This vicious young hoodlum will be transformed out of all recognition.","Thank you very much for this chance, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31496,"Wait here, I'll get you that martini.","Nah, I didn't really want it anyway. I just wanted to order it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31497,What happened? What did you see?,A black cat went past us and then I saw another that looked just like it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31498,"Jesus Christ, the man doesn't want to talk, so get off his back an' let's get on to some new business.","Mister McMurphy, the purpose of this meeting is therapy. Group therapy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31499,One night more won't matter. Your friend'll be there. Anyway I don't think so much of the idea of prowling around his ranch. He knows you're out so he ain't going to sit still for it.,I said I had a guy to see and I'm going to see him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31500,I can't close 'em.,"Well, they're old. I saw the shit that they were giving you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31501,"Well, nobody asked yuh.",Trying to improve the world by jumping off buildings. You couldn't improve the world if the building jumped on you!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31502,Touch some deer feces out in the forest. Eat a sandwich without washing your hands. Then you got lyme disease.,And that makes you look like a squid?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31503,So how goes your `scholarly' pursuit of Batman?,"Oh God, Bruce. You're still jealous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31504,The bottoms of your feet are covered with salt.,I told you it was pretty weird Chinese food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31505,He fled. They still can't find him. My mom and I had to change our names and stuff. I thought Gretchen sounded kind of cool.,"I'm sorry. I was in jail once. I accidentally burned down this house. It was abandoned. I got held back in school again. Can't drive until I'm eighteen. I think when I grow up I want to be a painter. Or maybe a writer or maybe both. Then I'll write a book and draw the illustrations like a comic book. You know, change things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31506,"I was just bored. I only think school is awesome like, 80% of the time.","Plus, you're the only person who doesn't stare at my stomach all the fucking time. You actually look at my face. And every time I look at you, the baby starts kicking me super hard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31507,"Hey, great idea. What I'll do is, tomorrow I'll get a hold of a box full of mint Elvis Presley 78s on the Sub label, and I'll pay for it that way.",I'll pay for you. Even though you owe me money. We have to do something with the money I earn. I need to. I deserve it. You can just think of it as winning the lottery.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31508,I'm not climbing that.,Give me the cat. I'll take care of it myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31509,It was about last night I wanted to talk to you -- about the operation on the little Marsh girl.,"You're a man of the world, Fettes, you wouldn't hold me to promise given in drink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31510,"Now son, you tell 'em when it came from.","Be honest, I can't say I did it all myself. My grandma helped me get the words right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31511,Me and her got a connection. Read this part. Read the part about stuffing her stocking.,She's using a new perfume.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31512,It's right. Take it home with you.,"Will, what happened at the Tri-tech meeting?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31513,But one day you wake up and realize you've been had. Of course life isn't like the movies. That's why there are movies.,Yeah. I guess you're right. I really like the wallpaper we picked out for the den.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31514,"You've raised it up to the chin, I see. Go on in the other room and get yourself a drink.",You know what I should do with you? I should sock you right in that funny little nose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31515,You can't turn him off. He's the Commissioner.,I'm not fond of television comedies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31516,How do you do that?,"Good question. See, that's where the fun comes in. ARCADE changes it every time. He's a machine without a soul. Once you give him a soul, he stops being a threat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31517,"Now, what makes you think that?",You all sure are buying a lot of holy water for two people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31518,Exactly what do you need?,"Well, it's going to take more than fancy talk to keep me up all night creeping around these bushes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31519,It's so bad she becomes a werewolf.,You have some weird friends. What does her thinking she's a werewolf have to do with us having the cat?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31520,Can't be worse than any of these other fools.,"All right, grab the bat. Let's see what you can do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31521,"We meet him with corporate papers, inquiring about a corporate loan for start up capital. The corporate papers are in order, but we need things to happen fast. Our guy fudges numbers in the right places, moves our papers to the top of the pile or to the bottom, depending upon what we need.",How's that? He works for Gillette.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31522,"That's very sweet of you Vaughan. We care about you, too. Don't we y'all?","Also, Melinda, please don't tell anybody at the store that Albert was here tonight, okay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31523,I have this button I press. See? It insulates me. She mimes an air lock valve.,I gotta coupla of those buttons myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31524,Very funny. Very funny.,Put those things in the car and I'll get your tie and studs together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31525,And they don't even know what it really is.,"Well, you didn't get your prince, and there goes your diamond.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31526,"Oh, those motorcycles are awfully chilly.","Yeah. And it is cold in here. Hello, Glaucus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31527,"Debbie, don't be naive. Men are pigs.","Girls, why don't we go inside for lunch. Boys, would you mind bringing in that lemonade?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31528,"Don't worry, Madam, she can't infect your dear little kiddies. She long ago fully recovered, but the disease did irreparable damage. The girl is permanently barren.","Well, that's pathetic. Poor Rose, what a life she has had.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31529,"Simple Simon on the Rock, go caller.",Hello? Is this me? I'm Trip. Am I on the air?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31530,I expect you to call in regularly with progress reports.,"Fine, but I'm not gonna be no Bulldog Omega 5.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31531,You tell Jayne Kennedy to fuck it?,"If it came down to who eats who, damn skippy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31532,"Now, how are you going to do that?","Right out in the car I happen to have some old overalls and a bug spraying rig. I will go to her apartment and be the pest control man. I will spray her apartment. After a few minutes you will knock on her door, drawing her attention away from me and I will then jimmy a window.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31533,"What the hell's the matter with you, Jackson?","Sir, I ain't feeling so chipper on account of Wade.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31534,"Nevermind, what'd you two find?","We did some researching in the archives. Sid, something dawned on me when I wrote the book on your mother's murder. For two years of her life, 1969 up until 1971 she basically disappeared off the face of the Earth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31535,Ooooooohh. Now we're getting somewhere.,And she likes Pinot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31536,And the money. Where do we bring the money?,That money is your per diem.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31537,"Well, then cut it in half.",I keep it for emergencies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31538,"And when I finally agree to spread my legs, you accuse me of treating you like meat.","Jody, you're only doing this to get back at your dad. It doesn't have that much to do with me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31539,Hey Beni! Looks to me like your on the wrong side of the river!,I can't believe the price of these fleabags.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31540,Ha! Too big to make the turn!,"No, it actually fit quite nicely. Well, except for the fact that it wasn't really as long as it was wide.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31541,Poor man had to leave town. And I hear that other women came forward.,"You know, you ought to come out to South Dakota some time and meet my son, Steve. He's single.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31542,"Well, I was in be- It's three o'clock in the morning. You, uh, you got me outta bed, I ran over here, I couldn't get a taxi cab. You said it was an emergency, and I didn't ge- I ran up the stairs. Hell - I was a lot more attractive when the evening began. Look, uh, tell- Whatta you- Are you going with a right-wing rock-and- roll star? Is that possible?",Would you like a glass of chocolate milk?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31543,Is that why you and your friend split up? Because you wanted to be free?,"In a way, yes. I suppose so. I know it's why I stopped making pictures.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31544,Do her? Huh huh.,That's right. I'm offering you ten grand plus expenses to do my wife. We gotta deal?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31545,She's one of those. Your mother would not want you consorting with her kind.,I'll socialize with whomever I please.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31546,Don't be talking about my mama. Or my ass!,I heard your mama pulls a rickshaw.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31547,"After what we been hearing about your brother, I thought your throat'd be kind of dry.",So they're walking along and smiling. That doesn't mean he's going to talk. There's no evidence until he gives public testimony.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31548,"I'll give you a thousand dollars cash just to come to my house and listen to the proposition. If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand, and your mouth shut.",Will this proposition entail my dressing up as Tina Turner?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31549,What makes you think I play?,"Your daddy played. I asked, down at the Japanese Community Center. You smoke cigars?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31550,I am The Muffin.,And what a muffin you have.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31551,Why are there people like Frank. Why is there so much trouble in this world?,"I don't know. I had a dream. In fact, the night I met you. In the dream the world was dark because there weren't any robins. You know, birds. Robins stood for love, and all of a sudden thousands of robins flew down and brought this blinding light of love. And it felt like that love would be the only thing that would make any difference. I guess, until the robins come there is trouble.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31552,Shit. She's on every drug know to man. She'd have sold that thing for a dime bag. Screw her. But I do kinda feel like an ass-hole.,You sound real remorseful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31553,And that's for the airport.,"Hey, he should have a weapon, a knife or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31554,There's something I really want to share with you.,"There's something I want to share with you too. Here, smell this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31555,He didn't recognize me.,It is his new partner that I'm worried about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31556,"Come, now. You just got here.","That's alright, man. It's a little early for me to drink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31557,"Oh! Oh, it's beautiful, D. B. Well - I don't quite know what to say . . .","Well, don't say anything at all. Just sit down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31558,It looks like you bit it--it'll be all right.,Maybe I was kissing someone and he bit me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31559,"Oh, yeah, you two are going to get along fine. You got a lot in common.","Kelly, get over here. You didn't come all this way just to pay me back that money, did you? Kelly, meet my friend Paden.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31560,It was. Really a shame. To go so suddenly.,"Oh, he was dying for years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31561,Me too. Sounds swell.,Really? It seems so fattening.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31562,What's the matter? Isn't there a 'bless you' in the crowd?,You're the Tribune man?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31563,"Those are not child's tear. A child cries for himself, a man cries for those he loves.",We can save half a day by crossing the Stone Lake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31564,"I was informed just as Laszlo was about to leave the hotel, so I knew I'd be on time.",I thought I asked you to tie up your watchdogs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31565,He's not here. We're getting divorced.,Gee. I'm sorry to hear that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31566,Know something? You're a workaholic. A good guy 24 hours a day. Stop and smell the roses sometime. Take up a hobby. Get a pet . . . a kitten or a puppy. . .,It's common knowledge you hate children and animals. Why are you back in Metropolis?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31567,What for? I got a pound of stuff in my jacket I've been carrying around all day. We gotta start taping it to your leg.,I gotta go home and get my hat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31568,"I gotta pain in my left side, and my leg throbs like a drum.",I been getting a pain in my shoulder.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31569,"Leo, what if this play is a hit?",Then the Department of Justice owns 100% of Bialystock and Bloom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31570,"Whatever it's going on, it's still enough to send you on a cooking course.","You're not funny Tom; you're fat and look as though you should be funny, but you're not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31571,"There's nothing to worry about, it's going to be easy.","There is no such thing as easy in my experience and, if you think this is going to be easy, you're a dick. It may be easier than most but it's not going to be easy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31572,"Well, Gallagher, you certainly took no chances, did you?","I'm sorry, Stew. I asked Hank, and Hank did the rest.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31573,"A little less clumsiness around here would be nice, don't you think?",I'm a teenager. All teenagers are clumsy. It's because we're still growing. We don't know where our bodies end and the world begins.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31574,No. I never drink -- wine.,"Hey Cris, how'd you know we'd be living on Mars by 1970? How'd you know it wouldn't be 1975, or even 1980?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31575,"Yes, Wade, I mean Twombley. Put out that cigarette. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.",He more than likely just shot himself in the foot or something. That's what usually happens.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31576,It's okay. How's the dirt business?,"Well, I just placed a call to your mother. She had stepped out but I have some news for her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31577,"Holy Mary, Mother of God.","This is great, we got cable.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31578,What did he want?,I'm not sure. That's the funny thing about him. He's the kind of guy that you never know what he wants or what he might do to get it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31579,"Can't I be myself without you jumping in with your right and wrong? The world is not black and white. Show me one perfect person. If you can't, don't ask me to be.",I do have a right to ask you to be a little bit better than me and your father because we gave you a better head start. You have no right to complain to us about your not having enough. You sit right there with your no manners self.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31580,"No, I'm serious. How about we have dinner and I tell you about it?","Nah, I don't wanna break up with Wanda, I just wanna see Carmen too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31581,Interesting choice of words. I don't remember. I just know that I want to.,Want to kill yourself? Are you saying that you're drinking as a way to kill yourself?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31582,"Never is a very long time, Wayne. A word only the weak use. I'm not a sore loser. Even if I don't have a leg to stand on, I'm going to get up and fight this world until I'm on top again.",That's the Mickey and Mallory way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31583,I mean he has all these expectations and he doesn't even know who his own kid is. What right did then have to show up here?,They have every right Chuck.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31584,"It's the truth, I swear.","All right, forget it. Tony, you got anything we can put on his face?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31585,Why you shaking me off?,I wanta throw the heater to announce my presence with authority.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31586,But that's not the point! What if all these things are somehow connected?,"Oh, baloney. You should just hear yourself talk!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31587,Kristen got a quote?,"Yes, urm, she's right. I have learned it is a very popular place for the young people to go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31588,"Tim's jealous, you know? He wants to have ideas too.","Yeah. Yeah, I'm jealous of MTV faggots who are named after animals.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31589,I didn't have the knowledge of Klingon anatomy I needed.,You say you are due for retirement. May I ask: do your hands shake?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31590,Mind that shrapnel DAWN thrusts a brass regimental hat badge in BILL'S face.,I'm starting my own collection.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31591,Oh shurrup and come on John. They're waiting for you in the studio.,"Oh dear, I feel like doing a bit of work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31592,"I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about Rocco Lampone building a secret regime. Why does Neri report directly to you, rather than through me or a caporegime?",I told you that it wouldn't escape his eye.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31593,"What do you know? You look good. All dressed up. You clean up real nice. You sure don't fit in down on the Boulevard, lookin' like you do. Not that you ever did anyway.",You think I fit here where they just about chew your food for you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31594,"Page 32. ""Deputy Dewey filled the room with his dim-witted Barney Fifish presence."" I think you've explained yourself.","Oh Dewey, I'm sorry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31595,What do you think?,"The simplest thing in the world: I want to have a lot of babies with you. Dear Heart, I love you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31596,"Oh, it'll do in a pinch.","Yes, indeed. I wonder why he left me all that money? I don't need it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31597,What do you mean?,We got married at the City Hall and I think it gave bad luck the whole marriage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31598,"Well my cousin Fred met this dame from back East. She's from ""old money,"" and he thinks she's loaded. And here's the kicker: She's very interested in the picture business!",Pleased to meet you. I'm Loretta King.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31599,"Is it night or day, Erik?","It is day, of course, Freya.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31600,A lot of good it will do you if the Creeper finds you.,That money is my whole future.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31601,It was fucking '60 Minutes II'! I couldn't say no! I could've been the next Diane Sawyer!,What's wrong with just being Gale Weathers? I liked her!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31602,"What am I -- a dog, now?","Edmunds, get in here. I need you for this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31603,"Well, you look like him.",Oh do I? You're the first one who ever said that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31604,This is bad. This is really fuckin' bad. Am I the only one who sees how bad this is?,"Hey, it's not your picture on the TV, it's mine. So, try to be cool.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31605,I have. That's why I didn't call you first.,"I can see that you're still very bitter about us, but in the interest of science, I'm going to give it my best shot. Let's go to work, boys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31606,I know how I'd feel if mine went out. Almost like losing a friend.,"You know, we didn't call any TV repair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31607,But Sal's mother! What about Sal's mother!,"She's out of her tree, Nick. She is straight out of her tree.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31608,"I believe you are acquainted with my brother, Joseph Bonaparte, and my aide, Major Junot.","Yes, sir, I had the honor of meeting them on the trip from Paris.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31609,I'm sorry. About before.,I don't blame you for getting angry. You are in a frustrating situation. You must be patient though. Trust me completely. I'm here to help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31610,"Not me, man. I'm no drug dealer, what you think.","I think you didn't get that lot in the Navy, doing your National Service.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31611,You know how to fly this thing?,It's like a cab isn't it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31612,I'm gonna be on TV! Just like Diane Sawyer.,"Annette, just use your hand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31613,Maybe re-animating you wasn't such a bright idea. You look like shit.,"Shucks, and I got all dressed up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31614,Is this another one of your patented two-hour lunches?,I just come home to take a quick shower.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31615,"What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this, Samantha?",You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31616,"Okay, I'm just a little mad now! Jam, why'd you talk us into picking that bitch up in the first place!?","I'm sorry, guys. I thought it was a nice thing to do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31617,He's coming around fine.,Be right back. I left my camcorder in the car.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31618,You've read about my father in the papers. You've seen that no one's here to guard him. Now I've just gotten word that men are coming to this hospital to kill him. Believe me and help me.,"We don't have to disconnect them, we can wheel the stand with the bed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31619,"I've gotta give her some pills. Percodan, she ran out.","And listen, I'll be right back and I want your ass in that bed when I get back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31620,How did you know?,Just a guess. I figured kids would still be drinking Coke in 1982.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31621,"Got carried away, huh?","Alright, I'll tell you what. I'll put it in the corner of the alcove. If it sells, we'll split it fifty- fifty. How's that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31622,Morpheus will take him when he's ready.,This is another Matrix simulation. A training program to help you get your sea legs and teach you one very important lesson.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31623,That was very good.,"Mom, I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you. But it never felt right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31624,Please do. I was beginning to wonder who this Mr. Penfield was.,And I'd like you to call me Ann.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31625,Will you tell Mom when she gets home from the hospital that I've gone to dinner at Sandy Williams' house?,Okay honey. that sounds nice. Jeffrey. I think you've got termites in the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31626,No. The fetus was dead. Her uterus was virtually *disintegrating*--my stitches pulled right through the tissue!,It looks like scurvy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31627,Di? I just called to say that Conan talked about us again last night.,"Thanks, Cleo. See you tomorrow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31628,What are you doing here?,I thought you said there'd only be a dozen eggs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31629,I hope that's the cousin.,Over here. I want you to meet somebody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31630,You know what separates us office flunkies from the reporters?,They don't have to be in the office Christmas show?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31631,"It's the waves. God's music, my mother used to say. She was crazy for the ocean.","Yeah, well, I wish God would go a little easy on the trumpets.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31632,"She came towards me with the light like it was the like light of heavenly grace, and the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I would like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. But quick as a shot came the sickness, like a detective that had been watching around the corner and now followed to make his arrest. Alex retching. Minister rises.",Thank you very much. Thank you my dear. Girl bows and exits to loud applause.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31633,"Are--are you crying, Penelope?",She's crying because she's so happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31634,Probably not. no. Why?,OK. Let's get her over to your father's.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31635,Who's he barking at now?,He's still barking at me. He's blind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31636,You don't hate him.,"Yes, I do. I hate him and I hope he never comes back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31637,"Oh, no. You're more than welcome.","Well, thank you, that's a very nice thing for you to say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31638,"If we don't outrun them, the manifolds are going to be the only thing left of this ship.",I'll be in Engineering.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31639,I hate the beige one.,Don't wear the beige one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31640,You want to leave? But Stu - you're a big hit! Everyone loves you!,They don't love me. They love Monkeybone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31641,You hold the counter and I'll pull.,Usually I just turn the can upside down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31642,Who was that man?,His name is John Book.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31643,Fuck you and fuck bowling.,That's a laugh. You're all strung out. You're a bowling junkie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31644,"Just wanted to say how much I appreciate you helping me the other day. My niece, she's cured up, and I got you to thank.",Well that's good. I'm happy to hear it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31645,But what are you going to do?,Well I might go to Dartmouth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31646,"Not a whole lot, Bob.",It's too bad about what happened on the road.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31647,It's taken care of.,We have never worked a gig together but I am a firm believer in preparation. So let's go over this again step by step.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31648,"Very funny, smart ass.",Hey! Pipe tobacco! I'm going to need all of this! This is swell!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31649,Uh. What is it?,"Oh. It's an incredibly disgusting, and not remotely sexy thing, that they described in a movie I'd never let you go to. But it's real. Does he have an older brother?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31650,They don't have a wine list.,"Oh, then we will have the house wine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31651,"Well that hotel begins construction in January, there's going to be a lot of shuttle work.",You want to go back to shuttle work?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31652,It would feel so yummy.,It's a beautiful home you have here Mrs. Rosemond.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31653,"Yes, I guess. Yes.",You can't end up with Tom because it goes totally against everything you're about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31654,"Fuck that cheap-ass watch -- I mean, how the hell are we gonna get home without any money?",We've still got 36 cases of rum. That's better than money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31655,"Jennifer, you want to have another drink?","Hey, I know how to have a burger by myself. I feel like a little solitude.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31656,"You don't want to know, but he's damaged goods -- real damaged goods, if you know what I mean.","Yeah, Mary-Kay, I think I do. Thanks a bunch for the advice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31657,"Now don't go getting any ideas, Miss Kubelik.",I just want some fresh air.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31658,"Is it me, or are you this nervous around all women?",Perhaps it is because your suitor's hands were recently very nearly wrapped around my throat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31659,But how can it change every time?,"It's the game's logic core. We actually patterned it after human brainwaves. I mean, there's a personality in there. That's what makes it so incredible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31660,I'm kinda feeling nuts myself!,I've never said this to a woman before but can't we talk a little bit before grabbing at each other?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31661,"I wouldn't say that. Careless, maybe.","No, just dumb. If I had any brains, I wouldn't be on this crummy train with this crummy girls' band.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31662,Seriously? What did they say?,"They said five hundred. I said six. They said the man in the gray flannel suit. I think I said, you mean the attractive guy in the gray flannel suit?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31663,"Louis, whatever gave you the impression that I might be interested in helping Laszlo escape?","Because, my dear Ricky, I suspect that under that cynical shell you're at heart a sentimentalist.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31664,"Aw, come on Jerry. We've gotten all we're gonna get out of this place and its starting to rain.","Shit, it is only sprinkling and it's worth the trouble. Hold on for two seconds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31665,"Did I ever tell you, I hate costume parties?",My lettuce is wilting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31666,No problem. Nice meeting you. Hope you get it sorted out.,"You know, if you wanted, we could take a look at those seismographs for her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31667,At least we're rid of the damn monster. It must have been the first thing sucked out of the ship.,No such luck. I saw it running down one of the corridors.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31668,"You really want to do this, don't you?","I don't want you to get involved, really, I mean, I do, but if something went wrong I mean, like you said, they may be involved in murder.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31669,"A date. What, are you a hooker? What do you mean a date? I've got a wife back home. I just came over to talk for a few minutes.","I'm sorry, I guess I misunderstood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31670,"We'll work something out, Joe.",I don't see why you're still here. You look healthy to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31671,You're crazy -- it should be like two dollars!,I was wearing that dress the day I lost my virginity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31672,I couldn't find any razor blades.,"Well, this is terrific. Now you're gonna have wrists that are smooth and kissable. Just go out there. Forget about everything and laugh it up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31673,I'm sorry. Perhaps some other time.,"Okay, I'll take a raincheck on that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31674,"What are you talking about? It's 11, I've won. With this lady.","You've won with the two chips you placed earlier, but the third chip was a late bet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31675,"That's two you owe me, junior.","Well, your worship, it looks like you arranged to keep me close by for a while longer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31676,"Yeah, but he didn't see me.",Cheer up buddy buddy. You shook Gekko the Great's hand and you still got all your fingers. He's not the only elephant in the jungle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31677,Just to walk with you. I want to be your dad again.,"Do what you want, it's a free country.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31678,Nothing worse than having to feel this way in front of you?,"Nellie, you're a disgrace to depression.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31679,"Yes. She's an adult, educational toy made in Sweden for children over fifty.",Stop looking at me like that. She's not an indulgence. She happens to be our new receptionist. She goes with our new surroundings.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31680,"Yes, but I've seen the tapes. This poltergeist is becoming increasingly more violent. We all could be in danger. I say we pull the plug.","Whoa, Dwight, I say when we pull the plug. Get a hold of yourself. Dwight, we're on the verge of greatness and I'm about this close to getting laid. Now, the bus will be here on Monday. Until then no one leaves.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31681,I've tried to change her mind.,It's not her mind you need to change. It's Disneyland head in there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31682,Out to lunch with the girls.,"Oh. Huh. Well, look, I got this file I need valued. Real estate thing. A lady has some property next to a PG&E plant that PG&E wants to buy. I need to know what to ask for it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31683,"It's no my fault I was born first. Besides, nobody ever sent me on an eight month vacation, so ease up on the sad sack stuff.","It's not a vacation, it's private school.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31684,But that would make me a slut. Wouldn't it?,"Cecile, everybody does it. It's just that nobody talks about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31685,"What's the diagnosis, doctor? A touch of the sun?",She's not sick at all. She's pregnant.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31686,Dick -- you've got to hear this!,"Listen, just take one of mine when we get back. Don't worry about it. I did the Forum with Marge and, frankly, once is enough in anyone's life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31687,Groceries maybe? A package?,"I really wouldn't know, you see Karl takes care of that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31688,Or was it all a dream?,"Oh, I need your notes from the classes I missed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31689,I'm freaking out. I'm like an animal and totally out of control. My arms keep getting really hairy.,You have to stop being so self- critical Frida.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31690,"Hold on a sec, I got a call.","Hello, Mommy, let me get rid of this other call.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31691,But it's crazy- the lion shouldn't be that hungry this soon. Samuel?,We should construct thorn fences around every tent area. Fires burning at night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31692,"Dewey! Where the hell you been, boy?",Keeping my eye on Sidney.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31693,I've been a Little dyspeptic.,I want to get the dog off my bed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31694,Your cell. Your room.,"You were right the first time. Is this like, solitary? The cooler? Where's the furniture?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31695,I wish my funbags would get bigger.,"Trust me, you don't. I actually have to wear a bra now. And I have to rub this nasty cocoa butter stuff all over myself or my skin could get stretched too far and explode.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31696,Because they bring out the flavor of the champagne.,"Jesus, you act like you're seducing some Valley girl you picked up in a dance club.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31697,Holes? I don't know what you're talking about.,Yesterday you were wondering about the wall. How it was possible.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31698,"Well, yeah. You're the best friend I've ever had, even when you're being kind of evil.","That's all I need from you. That's more than I could ever ask for. You're just golden, dude.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31699,Wait a minute - my bracelet. What happened to my bracelet?,"What do you mean, your bracelet? It's our bracelet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31700,"Thank you, sir, you saved our lives.","Paul, I pleaded with the president to go in and get you all. He told me it will not happen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31701,"How would you like to go back to teasing hair, big mouth?","Roger, do you mind if we talk a little business?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31702,"My wife, Mr. Creasy.","Lisa Martin Ramos, Mr. Creasy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31703,Perhaps I don't take it so lightly.,Where are you staying in Vancouver Royal. It's pretty crowded you know.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31704,You're inconsiderate and absolutely devoid of emotion!,You're the most beautiful woman I have ever known in my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31705,In this big old house on Orchard Avenue---but you better stay away from there.,"I can see through walls. I could surprise her. The only thing I can't see through is lead, that's why I didn't see the Power Source at the amusement park.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31706,You haven't once said you like my dress.,I like your dress. It's very bright.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31707,"Godfather, you understand everything.","Tom, what we need is an Act of Congress to allow Enzo to become a citizen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31708,Pinhead! Don't just blurt it right out.,Your pop said to put these on his tab. Sid gets up and jerks his thumb towards the door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31709,"Josie, I think we should go public.","That would be wonderful, but it's only been a year since Andrew died.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31710,Oh my God! Oh shit! Phuket Thailand!,That's the kind of emotion I was looking for in the first take.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31711,"Three reservoirs. Men's room of a Richfield gas station on Flower, and the Pig 'n Whistle.","Jesus Christ, this guy's really got water on the brain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31712,"Harry always shows his good side and, like the moon, the other side is black. Back home he always did try to act like the colored gentleman. I'm telling you Harry is nothing but evil. I'm warning you -- you can't keep a wild animal as a pet around children.",You know Okra asked me to marry him the other evening.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31713,As part of his plan. I don't know why.,"See, that's what I'm saying. It has the logic of a dream.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31714,"She was the greatest. You wouldn't know. You are too young. In one week she got seventeen thousand fan letters. Men would bribe her mani- curist to get clippings from her fingernails. There was a Maharajah who came all the way from Hyderabad to get one of her stockings. Later, he strangled himself with it.",I sure turned into an interesting driveway.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31715,I didn't turn her into Mother. You did.,This person and I are a thing of the total past. I promise you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31716,What do I do?,Take care of Mr. Whale like he was your flesh and blood.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31717,It's all I could afford.,Wait. You're not wearing that ironically? This is really you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31718,You're an artist. I'm a craftsman.,Press a button and they give us money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31719,Not a clue. You?,I think he just likes pointing at things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31720,Look he figured it out !,I can see your small business ! Look at it it's so small.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31721,"No, in art. I try not bring up women around Kincaid. It's a sore spot between us. Long story..","I'll bet. Funny, for some reason, I don't think dogs are supposed to like me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31722,"It's not brain surgery, Chuck.",Here you go. You're a Bob's Girl now. Nancy will check you out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31723,That's what some folks say.,"There was this thing on the TV about a guy who does it with geese. He has this airplane and these baby geese all grow up thinking it's their mom, and he flies it and they just follow. You hear 'bout that, Uncle T?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31724,Surprise ending. Wouldn't want to ruin it for you.,There was this panhandler who used to stop me every morning when I came out of this coffee shop near the office.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31725,"Whattaya think: we gonna kill any civilians tonight, Gene?","I never make bets or guesses, that way I'm never wrong and I never have to pay out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31726,Pappy gonna be sittin' there pants down and Stokes at the table soppin' up the gravy.,Latch right on to that tit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31727,"Without you, my dearest, I might have died without ever knowing love. Inexpressible love! God of nature! Bitterness than which nothing is sweeter, sweetness than which nothing is more bitter. Divine monster which can only be defined by paradoxes.",Let me give a thousand kisses to that heavenly mouth which has told me that I am happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31728,What else did he tell you?,That Harry was dead before you got him to that statue.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31729,When will you wake up? You Wouldn't know a normal life if it Bit you in the ass.,That's great coming from you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31730,"It's a real privilege, Sandman.",Thanks. I thought you'd be older. I expected a Red.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31731,What are you doing here?,It just occurred to me that I've never snuck through your bedroom window.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31732,I thought you said no more aches and pains?,It's this darned corset. It binds. He retrieves the stick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31733,"Ah, fuck you, Wade. This is bull- shit. You're not going to kill me. You're not going to risk your freedom.",I want to stop aging.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31734,What are you doing?,Calling for Emilio's macaw. I thought I heard him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31735,"As a color, not as rust. You know, a rust colored paint or wood?",I didn't know that. Mine's still brown.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31736,I was just showing emotion.,So that means it's alright for you to act like that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31737,Yeah. Spent half his time in the infirmary. Only reason he enlisted was his father. West didn't section him till last week.,And those were the guys who went on the exercise with you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31738,"So, you must be the Red Dragon.","Well, that's news to me. The name's Tom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31739,There's nothing more to talk about.,"I have to have that money, Roy. What do I have to do to get it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31740,"Well, I'm going to be working here, mostly at night; I'm a writer. Do you have room service?",Kitchen closes at eight but I'm the night clerk. I can always ring out for sandwiches.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31741,"When he saw his brother in the hearing room, he knew what was at stake. I don't think Vincenzo would have done it. He loves the kids, too. Omerta, Kay. Honor, silence. It had nothing to do with me. It was between those brothers.",I'll bring the children up now; they want to say goodbye.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31742,Just don't worry about it. How we doin' timewise?,Not good enough to be standing here shooting the bull.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31743,What are you doing?,I just want to make sure that honey stays in the hive. There'll be no buzzing around tonight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31744,"This was the Reverend Porter's wife, you have her looking like a two dollar hooker.","I think she looks nice! Her lips are very thin so I used the gloss to give them a more sensual quality, and her eyes just needed a little definition, and her hair, I'm sorry, nobody wears this hairdo anymore in 1972.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31745,Who knows more about Maureen Prescott than her own daughter?,Well Sid's dad couldn't help you and he was married to Maureen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31746,Lookin' for what's comin'.,Yeah but no one ever sees that. I like a man that'll tell you he's married.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31747,"No, ""Charming"" is old. ""Older"" is really old. ""Youthful mind"" is dead.",Perhaps you should consider actually answering an ad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31748,"Hey, you guys, what's going on?",We're going for a little liquid refreshment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31749,Lying to you -- Why should I?,You know that you're in my house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31750,. . . What?,Pick a record. I feel like dancing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31751,"There it is, guys, the last of it.",Yep. You've provided us with a golden opportunity to have both the bug and the bug killer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31752,"Sure, around here, any fat old bald guy could be king. I'm nothing. It wouldn't do any good for me to talk to the Congress. Hey, you thirsty? You like orange whips?","I've never had orange whips, I'm from Akron.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31753,Oui. Now you've got me talking French.,I was in my p.j.'s when I remembered I left some papers I need to go over. See? I rushed right out of the house. I must look a mess. I'm so embarrassed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31754,You aren't sick! We've got to get back. What are you doing!,"Listen Sarah, I think I know what's going on ok. I went to the waxwork today.I met this man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31755,Big O was always there with a smile or a loan or a free drink.,"Dad, can I talk to you about track?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31756,"I figured I'd get, uh, Frederick and Dusty together.","Oh, yeah, that's really nice of you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31757,We don't see you.,I'm three quarters of the way up the lot behind the concession stand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31758,"I should say you had. At the rate you two are going, we'll have to leave the country to save our faces.","Splendid, Mother. Let's hop over to Monte Carlo. It's a great place to save a face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31759,Great. Hi. I'm Erica.,"Oh, Erica, this is my friend Jeff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31760,Are you IN5ANE? I'm the director! I make the casting decisions around here!,I thought this was a group effort.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31761,So what's next ? No one's ever made it this far before.,He's got two chices.either it's the Bowling Alley from Hell or Alice in Murderland. See this ? Even Bruce knows that no one can make it out of here in one piece.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31762,Grace the dispatcher. Great.,"The point is, take the client out to dinner and ask her to marry you and then maybe we won't have to redo the kitchen cabinets.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31763,Raise the inner jib! Raise the forestaysail!,Watch the tell-tales Chuck. If we jibe now we'll have a lot of people in the water.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31764,What you're dealing with here is a complete lack of talent.,I'm sick of watching Camp 12 win the championship. Every year they get to roast the victory pig and we get dick. This year I want that pig.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31765,I'm glad ya come.,What's with the banquet? This is supposed to be a private meet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31766,"Break it down to me, what's going on?",Seems like they're cooperating. Hopefully I'll be out of here and on my way very soon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31767,Are you sure it is dead?,I'm going to put them on the cat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31768,"Enough! Never mind the girl! Well, why don't you go?","Look here, Bob, Ever since I can remember, you've looked after me. Now I think you're the one that needs looking after. I'm your brother, Bob. If there's something wrong with you, let me help you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31769,I didn't know that.,Everybody knows that. Ask my divorced sisters. Or ask my divorced mom and dad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31770,What are you thinking?,"Before this I turned on the faucet, it came out hot and cold, I didn't think there was a thing to it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31771,You could double the size of your hardware store! You'll be rich.,"And live in what, our station wagon?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31772,"I tell you, I feel like a ghost.","Son, would you do me a favor and see if you could turn off that tap in the bathroom. My hand is too weak. And would you do me another favor? I don't like asking this but would you clean the tub for me? I have trouble bending over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31773,Is this a joke?,"No joke. This is probably the best hamburger I've ever had. I'm serious, I've never had a hamburger taste this good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31774,"Yeah, but I don't think it's going to do much good. Let's go. I'll try to talk to him later.","You know, that cheese is practically all chemicals.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31775,Why you always gotta embarrass me? I been eating lunch with you since grade school and you always gotta embarrass me!,"They're just eggs, Elden, how embarrassing can eggs be?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31776,"Get out of there. I don't want anyone going anywhere outside, understood?",They're warm. I can feel the heat on my legs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31777,"Well, okay. Well, listen, I'm gonna get a cigarette, okay?","Yeah, grass, right? The illusion that it will make a white woman more like Billie Holiday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31778,How is the children's progress?,Very encouraging. Most of the children have been weened from their naughty mouths.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31779,"What could happen? I'm the plastic man, remember?",Oh no! Argon! We have to stop him before he uses the nanobot! We have to get the nanobot!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31780,"Coffee is bad for anybody, especially for a child.",I don't see you crying about my drinking it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31781,"We came out there, we'll go back. A long time by the clock, but a short time to us.",Time and space have no meaning out here. We're living in Einsteinian equation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31782,I'm your Goddamn wife. Once you vowed to cherish me forever. Now you hold a gun to my head?,"Yeah, well welcome to the nineties.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31783,Trevor what is the metric probability of you getting any work done at all today?,"Hey Bret. Christ, my head feels like a split coconut.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31784,What for? That guys a dick.,I'm sure he's got food. He's always got those microwave burrito things in his freezer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31785,No. I don't sprechen sie deutsch.,"Maybe just one word? Kaput? Because you're kaput, Price.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31786,See you in the next world.,I don't believe in reincarnation. So I won't see you in the next world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31787,"Some, thanks. Enough to move on, for now.",You should really let a doctor look at that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31788,You have to go. I mean it.,"Yeah, OK, whatever you say. Just answer one question. Is anything wrong? Iris said you might be in trouble.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31789,What's with the wigs?,I'm going to send them to my friends for Christmas presents.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31790,I'm a nurse. I used to work at Roseburg Memorial Hospital. Dr. Paley's on staff there.,What was the nature of your relationship with Dr. Paley.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31791,"Brunello di Montalcino, '85, please.","You know, I noticed you out at the pool even before we spoke. I could sense the chemistry between us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31792,"It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Roman.","Well it's a honor to be here amongst so many fans of the genre. And I must say that any of you worried that Jerry Rapp, or Tori or David not returning to complete the STAB trilogy, have no fear, Roman is here. Aided with my excellent cast of newcomers I believe we're going to pull off one of the best Stabs yet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31793,I don't think so either.,"I don't think I should have opened my big mouth. Sorry, Ho-Jon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31794,"You miserable little tripe-hound. I'm the one who should be fed up, sacrificing my last sup of black market petrol to take you to school.",I have to live in Rosehill Avenue as well.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31795,Of course he is. Freddy's dead and gone.,And how about your co-star in NIGHTMARE I. Would you trust him alone with your child?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31796,I'll ask the Lieutenant. But thank you.,You saved my life. I haven't forgotten. I thought you were very very tall. You seemed to big - a Giant - and I felt like a child who can't keep her balance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31797,Yeah. She was the one called Joanne. How'd you find that out?,"Just a guess. Did you have it good with your wife? You know, sex.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31798,Friends don't help other friends cheat.,And because I actually kinda feel sorry for guys sometimes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31799,"I can't, I have to go home.","Yeah, to play with his DOLLS.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31800,It's bad news when you can't even bribe kids.,"I want you so bad. She'll be asleep soon, maybe we could do it quietly under the sheets.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31801,"I don't care what the damn pioneers ate. You just keep that shit away from me, now I mean it.","And I don't want any more Wild Turkey, either. It's burning a hole in my stomach.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31802,"Well we didn't kill him, he died on his own.",Look. Dwayne was right. This is going to be a big story. So big in fact that I don't want to even have this money around.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31803,You need a warrior for this job. I'm nobody.,"You are very important, Willow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31804,"Who the hell do you think you are coming into my house and saying those things to me. My brother is dead, have some respect.","Kathryn, I know all about you and Sebastian.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31805,How do you survive?,"Oh, we own the land around here. But we rent it out. We keep a few acres for ourselves, some wheat, corn, some vegetables.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31806,He's not part of the program.,Hey cool. They brought ancient hockey guy back to life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31807,"Hey, nice outfit Billy Bob.",Thanks for coming to get us. Little brother almost scared us to death.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31808,Beautiful! What an echo!,It's empty. The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31809,"I got my report card. Three Cs, two Ds and an incomplete.","Oh my. I see you studying so hard, Tom. What do you think the problem is?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31810,"Yeah, 20 minutes. Trust me. I've been pepper sprayed nine times. 20 minutes.","Yeah, you gotta have a little money to live out here, Craig. I never thought I'd be the kinda nigga to move to the suburbs. But as soon as I got my check, I was gone. Paid 230 thousand dollars cash on this house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31811,Maybe Bellmoth. Maybe the unions. I don't know.,"Well until we find, you're gonna have to take a leave of absence.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31812,"In a concentration camp, one is apt to lose a little weight.",We read five times that you were killed in five different places.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31813,"They'll be grateful. If you hadn't found it, it would still be lost. Look, up ahead.","Yes, I see it. Shining like a jewel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31814,"Dada, what's a daikini?",Daikinis are giant people who live far far away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31815,"I'll go in that fuckin' house right now! I'll give those disks to the real FBI, you COCKSUCKINGMOTHERFUCKER!! And I've got Smith! I've got Smith!!",I guess we each have something the other wants.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31816,Maybe we should do something?,"Charlie, take your gum, stick it under your ass and keep it warm.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31817,Will you try to get some sleep?,I'm not sleepy. I want to look at my flower.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31818,I like what you've done with it. When's Captain Nemo moving in?,The candelabras were my Gran's.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31819,How did you feel when I told you Johnny Boz had died -- that day at the beach.,I felt somebody had read my book and was playing a game.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31820,I can't fly. I haven't got any wings.,"You haven't got your wings. Yeah, that's right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31821,"Okay, but I don't want to miss him.",Follow that Budjovice sign.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31822,What do you want from me?,"Well, the man of the hour that we all would like to talk to about now has apparently skipped town. And all of a sudden the Smithsonian's ambulence chaser is an expert on missing persons.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31823,"It wouldn't hurt to hear the plan, I guess.",Alright. the first thing is to get into her apartment and open a window that I could crawl into later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31824,"Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings.","Look, I think maybe you better not mention getting your wings around here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31825,Do I know you?,"Well, actually, we've never met officially, but I bumped into you at the cafeteria and you were so sweet. I said, ""I'm sorry,"" and you said, ""Watch it, white bitch, or I'll put my size eight in your ass."" I thought how cool. I wear a size eight, too. Anyway, this is my best friend, Cindy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31826,What do you mean?,He was down in the shop.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31827,"Don't try to suck up to me! It's a little late for that. I'm a freak! Look at it, it's been rendered useless.","I'm sorry, baby, I'm just not grocking your head space.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31828,Then don't come sneakin' around a man's camp.,"A fellow sees a fire go out all of a sudden, he don't take chances. My name's Clayton and I'm looking for someone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31829,"It will take the entire day, but he will begin to doubt himself. He will begin to believe that he missed me, that somehow I slipped by and am already on a plane to Europe.","The sun will be low, almost dark, the air cool and the bank will almost be closed. 5:45. 5:50. He will put the rifle down, he will get up and he will walk across the plaza to the bank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31830,I want to see that moon in the champagne.,"Yes, Baron. Moon in champagne.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31831,Are you perchance a registered voter? I'm also a mayoral prospect.,"I have but one pet cause, today: Ban The Bat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31832,I get the picture.,"Tony and I have to talk some business, first.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31833,"Yvonne hasn't been herself, either. Locking herself away in her room . . . endlessly writing.","sits down next to Honora, glass of sherry in hand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31834,Look for names. Does it say whose taxes they are?,I don't see any people names. It's all businesses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31835,"Great, okay. Ask him about his weapons.",That's smart. Let's talk about guns and violence.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31836,Make a move. Greasecake. Towel-head.,"Hey, Tim, you know what? You win.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31837,What do you like to eat here?,French fries. I like to eat them pretty good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31838,What was my mama like?,"She was pretty, and kind, she had your eyes. Oh boy did she love to laugh. Sometimes when you laugh, you sound just like her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31839,I do. Some guys can't adjust to it; they can't handle it.,"You look like you're far away. Far away and thinking about other things. I'm right about that, aren't I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31840,Will somebody please tell me what this is all about!?,"It's you I was after all along, Lucy. To be our day time guardian. I knew if we could bring Sam and Michael into the faimly, there'd be no way you could say no.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31841,I mean with the Manchester people?,We are here to discuss our merger. Naturally I can make no statement at this time. We must begin at the beginning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31842,He said he doesn't know.,He just did the Gettysburg Address in Sioux. What did he say?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31843,I'm sorry. That was stupid of me. I didn't mean to be so rude.,"You weren't. You actually, for some reason, you have the effect on me of making me feel just a tiny bit ashamed of myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31844,"Alright honey, just calm down, take a deep breath, and step out of the circle.","Would you cut the psycho babble bullshit, mom. There's pictures of me on the internet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31845,"Congratulations, Colonel. You have saved us all.",Congratulations. You should spit in my face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31846,How are the parental units functioning these days?,"Dad's like doing his Up With People routine, mom hasn't been saying much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31847,Then why the hell do we watch all the time?,Because it makes me feel good to see how not funny it is and how America doesn't know the first thing about funny which makes it easier not being a famous funny TV celebrity because that would just mean that I'm not really talented.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31848,"No, it's pronounced Fron kon steen.",And do you also say Fro dereck?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31849,Then you'd better work on it in the car. We gotta go see the Judge.,"We don't say ""love, honor and obey"" anymore. And we don't say ""till death do us part."" Today we say, ""respect, honor and cherish, as long as you both do love."" How does that sound?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31850,Tell him you love him. With all your heart.,I'm taking my next book to Viking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31851,You came all the way up here to bring me those birds?,"To bring your sister those birds. You said it was her birthday. Besides, I was coming up anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31852,What did you pay Nilsen?,"Isn't he the policeman that you shot, Shooter?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31853,"Okay, now what the hell does this Horus guy look like?",He's a big fellow with pointy ears and a face like a falcon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31854,"No, she was crying her eyes out.",So she was distraught that her husband was dead?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31855,"You look very pale, Truman. Are you taking your vitamin D's?","I spend half my life out in the sun, Mother, why would I need vitamin D?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31856,I feel like you're turning me into a VCR.,I just want to see what we're like together through your eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31857,What about his engagement to Dyan Cannon?,I said to him Cary you're being ridiculous. You're more than half her age. He said no one had ever been that honest with him and he falls in love with me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31858,Something about showing the world what Principal Collins has done.,Right. She's so proud of her boyfriend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31859,What do you think? I left it on the curb?,"I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous. It's my first time in New York. Just a minute.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31860,"One date, Jen--that's all I'm asking. If you don't go out with this guy we could throw their whole universe out of whack.",It's too weird David. This place is giving me the creeps. Did you know all the books are blank?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31861,She's a child. She might panic. She doesn't know me. She might not come to me. She might just run.,All right. Now that you explain it I see that you're right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31862,Why you in such a hurry to get to shooting?,I've got to have something to tell people when I get home besides I protected a stretch of dirt that nobody wanted for nothing in the first place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31863,"While you were upstairs doing God's work, I was getting jack-legged by a fool with four threes.",You lost all our money in a card game?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31864,I called a locksmith and he said the earliest he could get here it tomorrow.,"Bummer, Well, I've gotta head back for the one-thirty class.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31865,What about yesterday? Kicking that poor boy?,That poor boy's a crack dealer from Alphabet City. We do not allow his kind on this block.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31866,"They've got it all wrong. They're watching the warehouses, the loading docks, looking for a tamperer. The Joker is supplying tainted ingredients at the source.",That can't be right. That would mean every shipment of every product is poisoned. We'd all be dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31867,Something tells me this means food. Come on!,I just feel as though I'm being made ready for the executioner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31868,Carcaradon carcharias. A Great White.,"Well, I'm not going to commit economic suicide on that flimsy evidence. We depend on the summer people for our lives, and if our beaches are closed, then we're all finished.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31869,"I know you'll whip her into shape, Scotty. You always do.","Uhura, I thought you were on leave.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31870,What do you mean 'better in bed.' You either do it or you don't.,"No there are variables that, like, I might not be good at.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31871,He asked me to see were you all right.,"See, I fix on anyone that's nice to me. Just the littlest bit nice and I'm yours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31872,I know what you mean. That's why I stopped.,But my sleeping is really fucked up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31873,"Anytime you need someone to do something for you, just let me know.",That smells like fresh coffee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31874,"Oh he forced you, huh?","He's the reformed dealer though who wanted to turn himself in. He's the one that caused Frank to come and Frank's fucking us real good. I just feel so horny. I'm supposed to be here watching you why can't I be here fucking you. Listen. I know his cock's the size of a pin - let me give you the real thing. Let me wet my whistle, baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31875,You're the spawn of Satan. You got it in you.,"Nicky, the worst thing that could happen on Earth is you get killed, in which case, boom, you end up back here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31876,"Beats fighting the flu, I'm here to tell you.","You know, that was the hardest part of having to portray you. Grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31877,She ever pull down her shades?,"Sure, but then I just pull out the photos.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31878,Why they glow like that?,Legend says that when the stones are brought together the diamonds inside of them will glow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31879,Have him peel the top label back.,See if there's another label underneath.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31880,I'd say about three months. Are you satisfied?,I am poleaxed and in a non compos mentis condition. I wash my hands or the whole thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31881,What's in the other direction?,"This road, it leads straight to Kuwait.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31882,"Just tell it to me straight, Bren. Do you think this is my fault? Her mother's fault?",I think kids get bored and have intercourse. And I think Junebug was a dummy about it. But we have to move on from here and help her figure it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31883,Charlene's over at the Spread Eagle every other night. Sleeps with whatever she can get her hands on. She'll go down for a pat on the head and a fistful of peanuts.,Don't even think of the Bilodeaus or the Atwaters. They're all inbred.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31884,Sloan and I have been looking all over for you.,You'd take no offense if we called you DeLa for short?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31885,"My department doesn't have any record of that, Mrs. Bickerman.","Oh well, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you keep such a firm track of the dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31886,What kind of symbol?,She loved the bull ring and the matador. She danced to their destruction. Now she dances to her own destruction. Her dance is of skulls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31887,We have a truckload of strawberries arriving on Tuesday morning.,We own a small family grocery store.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31888,Those are my friends.,"Peggy Jane, Lisa Anne and Betty Jean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31889,"Do you need a police escort, Starling? Or do you think you can find the airport by yourself?",Yes sir. I can find it by myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31890,Fine. Go home. Who needs you.,"Why you mad at me? You needed back-up, so I backed you up. I was about to take out Ricky Tan and those bodyguards.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31891,"Exactly, and this is how I know I'm not getting into business with the U.S. Government.",You will help me with my other problem.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31892,Not on the landscape. We're trying to get a tube under the faceplate for a reading on possible deadly lifeforms but it's hard going.,Can you see under the faceplate?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31893,"Well, you know what's funny? You're funny with that ridiculous tie.","What are you talking about, my tie? What's my tie got to do with anything? I need the tie for my work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31894,"Are you kidding, they love me. I'm a star, Lee. A god to these people!","This is a gangster bar, we're here undercover.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31895,Perhaps he expected to eat it.,"For that rudeness, peasant lout, I am going to leave you hanging by your heels when I depart. Which is right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31896,I'm frightened. I'm so frightened.,"Hold on just a little longer, Shirley.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31897,You say that like it's a bad thing.,"Buffy, this is crazy. What do these guys want?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31898,"Anybody says anything bad about Millie, I'll break his neck.","Hey, guys, I got a game to pitch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31899,"No, what is it?","Oh, it's ridiculous, who am I to make a criticism to someone like you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31900,What the hell did you think you were doing?,"You have a real gratitude problem. You know that, Bruce? I need a name. Batboy? The Dark Earl? What's a good side kick name?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31901,"I've got a hunch you're going to win that bet, Inspector.","I hope so. Well, I guess you two can do without me. I'll be seeing you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31902,"Of course I'm serious. I bought it, didn't I?",This is so typical. I can't believe you. I've barely seen you for the last three weeks and now this? Are you out of your mind?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31903,"Can't live with them, can't kill them. What's the point?",Somebody throw a tent over this circus.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31904,"Stunning, Viktor. The Hollywood Foreign Press is going to eat this up.","Thank you. What did you think, Lainey?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31905,"I understand woman, damn!",Go sit over in that chair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31906,"General, now that you've done that, I beg you to recall the Wing.","Major, I happen to believe in a life after this one, so I believe I will have to answer for what I have done. I think I can.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31907,"Absolutely! It's just the beginning. I promise this: If we stick together, one day I'll make every single one of you famous.","Honey, what if I'm wrong? What if I just don't have it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31908,We can stop him.,She's in the room with him when he kills Crow. She's already a part of his future.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31909,"If you're lucky. Then again, it depends on what you call living.","I don't mean to pry, but I see a kid walking around with a big knapsack on his back, and I begin to wonder if all his worldly possessions aren't stowed in there. Are you in some kind of trouble or what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31910,Why are we hurrying if there's nothing wrong?,What if we fall? I hate trees.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31911,"Come, Toddy -- come. Sit down here with me.",Don't call me that confounded name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31912,"Yeesh, they sound like a cult. Besides, they're greedy bitches. They already have three kids!","Hey, Juno. Juno! Look at this one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31913,"But it's not fair -- she's a mutant, Daddy!",This from someone whose diary is devoted to favorite grooming tips?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31914,WOULD that impress you? IS that what it takes to impress the empress?,Your mind is just twisted enough. I believe you'd do all this just to get a dip or two.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31915,"No, he said I was the Eddie Murphy of the art world. He said the Eddie Murphy.",Is it true that your mother resides in a mental institution?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31916,Don't mind Lovey. He's got the misery.,"Mr. Conway, I don't like this place. I don't like it. It's too mysterious.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31917,It's no use. They won't come into the lagoon.,"Well then, can you have them jump to the camera over here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31918,"Well, what difference does it make where you're SITTING?",I don't want to have to sit next to Snorri all that time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31919,"The cops? The cops read my column to know who to bust. We're the only watchdog the public has. None of this is going away. We'll be here tomorrow and the day after that. Until you slip up. And you will. You are looking at your shadow. Because all these elaborate precautions with Simone -- every instinct in my body tells me, it's not natural.","I'm just trying to help you, Sayer. I don't want you to be disappointed. It gets cold out here at night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31920,"Christmas is a snap when you got no parents or relatives, just a bunch of gene sequences from probably twenty different people.","Like extra virgin olive oil, the best of the best.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31921,"Right, his leg's going now.","All right, all fucking right, I am coming. Willie, he doesn't know you are here, just sort something out, OK.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31922,"Harold, I think you're getting carried away here.","Sir, how about souvenirs?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31923,How can you say that to me?,"Sorry. I can't stand here feeing bad that I don't feel worse. This has happened at every station I ever worked for. Look, I think it's crazy for you to come in here tomorrow and start a new job. I have a week to get to my job. Let's get the hell away to some island fast and find out how we are together away from this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31924,"Naw, I had that around for a while.","Sure you did. Help me with this hold cover, willya?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31925,"No, but like all novelists, I'm in search of the self.","Has he tried down the back of the fridge? I mean, that's where I normally find things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31926,"Ha! I said ""doll-hairs."" Psych! But a deal's a deal, my friend. In you go.",Fine. Give me the doll hairs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31927,"We were friends. I trusted him. I should have known it was weird. But, then again I was weird.",You guys got busted. This is a great neck.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31928,I've never driven a Cadillac before.,This is a car. I think this is the best American car I've ever driven.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31929,"Yeah, I was wondering why he should do that.",The wife sues the airline. This is a gutsy babe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31930,"You sure say ""God"" a lot when we're doing it.",I know. I'm putting that in my next report.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31931,He got off on six.,We have four rooms and six suites on six. There's a man in almost every one of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31932,To the NSA. Make a deal. Tell 'em to stop. Tell 'em I don't have what they're after. Make a deal.,"Bobby, you're in way over your head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31933,Stay where you are. I don't know what you're talking about.,"What you just did for Laszlo, and that fairy tale that you invented to send Ilsa away with him. I know a little about women, my friend. She went, but she knew you were lying.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31934,"When did he say it, Norma?",So he said it quite a few years ago. So what? I never looked better in my life. Do you know why? Because I've never been as happy in my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31935,I'm going to put a stop to this!,"Quince, you can't unscramble scrambled eggs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31936,It doesn't bother me. I'm just not interested.,Oh. Like I'm not an interesting person.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31937,"Police are still searching through the debris. Could be days before we find her . . . that is, if she's even there.","OK, look. We all know that this has something to do with 'Stab 3'. What we do not know is why the killer keeps leaving articles about Maureen Prescott.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31938,"Don't make me angry, Peck.",You be careful. I'm a powerful sorcerer. I could turn you into a toad just like that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31939,"I should at least have you, don't you think?",If you get me pregnant with a boy he'll be a double direct heir and will end up killing you for the throne.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31940,It took six months of research. I did all the wiring myself. Switched AC to DC. Doubled the voltage. Shorted out the generator. The whole school was shut down.,That's pretty complicated for a senior prank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31941,What is this? What color is it?,Blue. It's Blue Velvet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31942,"Mr. Carter, I appreciate your desire to show me a good time, but that is not the reason I am here.","Let me just clarify a few things. I don't care what kind of cop you are in China, you have no jurisdiction in America. Without me you are just another tourist.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31943,Louis Schwartz. Nostrand Avenue.,"I'm going to have to move you a bit, just to check for injuries. This may hurt a little.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31944,That's one of Aunt Hurlene's.,You said it was in the rolltop desk!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31945,"The Pearl? Oh, that's fine. And just how do you expect this to work?",You give me the Pearl. Then I tell you who you need.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31946,Because I want you to tell me.,"The young are eating the old, something that usually doesn't happen here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31947,"It would seem so, Master.","I don't like snakes. I remember the one Cleopatra used. Cute little rascal until it flicked out that red tongue, and those two sharp fangs. You'd never think such a little thing packed such a big wallop.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31948,Are the glory boys actually showing interest in Investigation's work? I may have a stroke.,The glory boys just want to finish their report so they can go home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31949,I remember a Mrs. Delaney but Mama told me years ago she died.,"Well, I don't care if it's legal or not, we're not cremating her and throwing her all over some bridge where we can't even go visit her because she's going to be blown all over the place like an ashtray.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31950,Any student of Black Magic can do it. .most of these books will tell you how! SARAH So what happens when you've sold out?,"You get yourself a regular job, as Satan's disciple.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31951,"I've been watching you. You couldn't see me, but I could see you. It was like peeking through a slit in the curtain before the play began. You would be a very good audience. I can see that.","If you were the lady who gave me a ring, my mother says I have to give it back to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31952,I gave up my castles and my lands!,"My domain is here, inside this metal skin. And I would pledge to you all that I still own: muscle, bone, blood and the heart that pumps it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31953,"What about you? What's in this for you, Eugene?","Listen, I bag this stuff anyway. It may as well pay my rent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31954,Is this a religious thing?,I own a comic book museum. It's called the Limited Edition.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31955,You lied. Where is your tribe?,"My tribe, as you call it, lives on another planet in a distant solar system.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31956,Come the New Orleans then. There's an opera on tonight. A real french opera! We can dine in splendour!,"I respect life, don't you see? For each and every human life I have respect.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31957,Yeah. I'm working on a masters in horticulture. Chipping away at it.,Horticulture? Wow. I didn't know there was a college here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31958,"All right, Austin, I think you should go.","I think if everyone were honest, they'd confess that the lady looks exactly like a man in drag.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31959,You're saying the fact that you're gay had something directly to do with your promotions?,I don't like the word gay.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31960,"Tony and I have to talk some business, first.","I gotta try and overcharge him, he has to moan about the price, we settle somewhere in the middle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31961,There's no more time for games. They made you. There's a sniper out front waiting to put a bullet in your eye. Tell me if it's true.,"It's a long story, but yeah, more or less.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31962,"God gets lonesome for us, Rags. He wants us back.","Hello? Yes this is Mrs. MacNeil. Operator you have got to be kidding I have been on this line for twenty minutes. Jesus Christ, can you believe this, he doesn't even call his daughter on her birthday for christ sake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31963,What are you doing?,"He was trying to eat a second chocolate bar. Your grandma said, ""No."" He tried to take a bite, so I grabbed it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31964,"Yes, we've been through death and life together.","Mr. Scott, you old space dog. You're well?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31965,"That's the price, my brother.","Yo, I don't have that kind of cash.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31966,"I'm as serious about that as I am about going back to the donut store, and dipping that stupid Mexican's head into the batter for forgetting my chocolate cream filled. Gimme that other box.",Huh uh. This dozen is for Mickey.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31967,Yeah. Well if you didn't put it in the papers -- nobody'd even know about it.,"Now wait a minute, sweetie. Do I look like a newshound to you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31968,Now wait a minute! I don't think you should open that door.,This is a science excursion corporal. Just stay out of the way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31969,"It's like having an eleventh finger removed. It hurts like hell, but you never really needed the damn thing in the first place.",Your home is quite disordered. I thought perhaps you had been burglarized when I walked in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31970,Intuition. It doesn't make you Yoda. Like tonight. You killed that guy tonight. But I knew you would.,So that was my part? Smile and shake my ass?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31971,"The thing is, I'm responsible for the way he's acting. It's the nightmare juice. It's got to be.","Julie, that stuff probably saved his life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31972,"My brother, Tom Hagen.","Hello Kay. Your father's inside, doing some business. He's been asking for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31973,It makes life spicy.,"He doesn't do it in front of me, but he does it with Mother. You know what he called Father one time?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31974,"But that's okay, Liz, you're the one with the steady job, you pay all the bills. I'm just an unemployed musician. You have every right.",That is so unfair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31975,What are you thinking?,That I want you to take me home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31976,"Indy, they make our plane crash? To get you here?","It's just superstition, Shorty. Like a ghost story.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31977,What are we having?,"It's either meatloaf, Swiss steak or charred flesh. I won't know till it's finished.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31978,"What're you gonna do with me gone? You'll drive your wife and kid nuts! I bet your daughter is just about ripe by now. What's her name, Janie?",Mention my family once more and you're dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31979,Why don't you come down and get them so I can wring your pretty little neck?,"John, if you don't throw me the keys, then I'll just walk away. Walk away and leave you here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31980,Why can't you be his uncle and not his playmate?,"Jesus Christ. I get in a good mood. How hard is it just to decide to be in a good mood, and then be in a good mood?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31981,"No problem. Just make sure your front door is unlocked. Shall we say the ""stroke of midnight"" no pun intended?","So, rumor has it that you went on a date with Court Reynolds. I hear he's very nice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31982,Sure. Just chisel some off your heart.,So cute. He shows up for a battle of wits with a mental butter knife.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31983,Negroes would be in an uproar.,So what. We would just give the NAACP a donation that would be the end of that. No such thing as bad publicity. So what. Earlier you said singing and dancing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31984,Know what this is?,A raptor claw. I use to have one. A fossil.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31985,You walked in here looking like you just ate a shit sandwich.,"Well, I just got a lot of things on my mind is all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31986,How does Mother know what I like to do?,I guess she and I read the same gossip columns.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31987,It's on West Broadway. We can walk.,"Well, I don't want to walk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31988,"Face it, you hate every single boy on the face of the earth!","That's not true, I just hate all these obnoxious, extroverted, pseudo- bohemian losers! Sometimes I think I act so weird because I'm crazy from sexual frustration.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31989,"Please, Penny. You just gotta trust me now. Okay? And don't panic. Because it's gonna be all right.",What? If we just believe in Buckaroo Banzai?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31990,"You? You kiddin'? If the Gestapo would take away your Bloomingdale's charge card, you'd tell 'em everything.",That movie makes me feel guilty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31991,An artistry and sensitivity you've never shown before.,And you're not saying that because of the gun in my hand?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31992,"Mind your tongue, madame.",Did we create his mind too? Not only can this man speak. He can write. He can reason.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31993,This could be worse than the old series.,In the old series we didn't have a convertible.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31994,And congratulations on the birth of your son.,Thank you. Maybe all of this will buy him some peace.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31995,Yeah -- being a basket case.,"I know you care about him. I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when I tell you that I believe that Tom, while a very nice guy, is the Devil.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31996,"None, there's nothing else, you know how tight the market is.","This is it? I told you on the phone, I have to be moved in in two weeks. Sarah, please don't bounce that here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_31997,Looks all right. It's big enough and off the street.,I don't know. This is kinda short notice. I'm not sure we can get it all done by Saturday.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31998,That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.,Who does that new kid think he is with that coat? Bo Diddley?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_31999,As soon as you want.,"I want you to go right away, I think that's best. I also need you to check out a car for me down there that this guy is selling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32000,"Never won a race. But it got me in with the trainer. We'd have a thing, I don't remember, some fucking thing. The jockey would raise his whip, it meant the fix was in, we'd all go running. People get greedy. First they bet small, they keep their mouth shut. Within a month's time, everyone and their brother was in on it. The odds would drop, I mean you could watch the goddamn board. It looked like a fuckin stopwatch, the odds would drop so fast.",That's why they call it the smart money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32001,"That's just how my brain works, I guess.","Fascinating. Listen, why don't you come out with us after the lecture. There's a place on the Hill I always get Trip to take me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32002,"You're talking about a man in a white beard again. You're ascribing human characteristics to something that isn't human. Human beings look for causes and patterns. How could we know what Solaris is up to, if anything?",But what if Solaris is what there was before The Big Bang?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32003,She can't even remember the birth. Do you think she'd admit to the conception?,"Look, someone gave her the baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32004,Why would you be floating?,I don't know. Maybe it's because of your sweet voice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32005,Really? What did he say?,He said you're quite chubby. And you have a nervous tick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32006,The kids adore him. They confide in him. His patchouli reeking rear might know if Stacy and Rod were really virgins. Why didn't you ask Jody that?,"She's my daughter, Tom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32007,How did you know he was a construction worker?,He had an orange hat on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32008,"It's Will, the really funny good looking guy you met at the bar?","I'm sorry, I don't recall meeting anyone who fits that description.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32009,I figure my only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.,"Now that is ridiculous, Dude. No one is going to cut your dick off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32010,That's it. It's over. Eighteen hours into the war and it's over.,Those soldiers have got loafers on. What kind of army gives their soldiers loafers?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32011,"What are you saying, son?","It appears to be in the shape of Bob's Big Boy, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32012,"I hate it. I'm so happy, Becky. Finally I feel happy. This is right. This is real. Everything else is what happens when you watch too many movies and completely lose sight of what counts. Please don't tell anyone about what happened. ""Sleepless in Seattle"" is history.",This is the best movie I've ever seen in my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32013,I'm gonna pray that I never need to call you.,Say hello to Thorn.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32014,Why are you doing this?,"Because, it's for the best. There are somethings that are better left unexplained.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32015,"Now, Pete! Please don't appeal to my Sentimental side.","Fred, I don't know what to say. A thing like this almost destroys a man's faith in human nature.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32016,How did you find me?,The letters in your journal. That and a geography book. Your Elizabeth sounds lovely.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32017,He wrote this thing about his dick once and he read it in front of the whole class.,I'd love to read that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32018,Where'd you get the stag hound?,He's not a stag hound. His name is Kelly and he's a police dog.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32019,You can trust me.,"Good, so then you could tell me what the money is for.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32020,"Lady, I got buddies who died face- down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!","All right, I'm leaving. I'm sorry ma'am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32021,So here we are!,"Mister Hebbing, we are talking about breaking the law here, I want to be sure you understand that. No one gets hurt, but the law does get broken.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32022,Dozens. It's very sad.,I went and looked at some babies just now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32023,"Chase, you'd better come home.","Heather, I'm stuck here. Neither Chuck or Terry came in today. I can't get away!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32024,I'm in till the end.,Good. I'm going to need your support.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32025,How are you -- is it Joe?,Jeff. Sorry. I didn't even know this was your house until about an hour ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32026,"Oh, yeah. I'm just curious about that kind of stuff.",So it looks like we're going to be spending the weekend together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32027,It's only temporary. On a freelance basis.,"And this one, in case you haven't guessed, is Junior.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32028,Learning about Cuba. Having some food.,"Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance in my class and on my time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32029,What makes you an excellent lawyer?,I love the law. I know the law. I excel at practicing it. It's the only thing I've ever wanted to do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32030,Create a little drama? Start a new rumor? What?,So I have to have a motive to be with you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32031,"Listen to me, I love you, Peter, I'm trying to protect you!","You really had me going, Claire. I was finally ready to propose to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32032,"Hello, Mommy, let me get rid of this other call.","I gots to go, it's my Moms.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32033,"Quite a pair we make. Thank you, Jeff.","A couple that battles the forces of evil together is a couple that stays together. Thank you, Jeff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32034,"The date's not set yet. I'll call you. One last thing: the man you're going to catch cheating, he may get violent. But you know how to deal with cheats.",That bruise has cleared up nicely.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32035,"Wait, I want to say good-bye.","Bye sweety, we could of been great together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32036,How did you come in here?,"Well, my wife, Ester's down the hall. I saw Barnett leaving and I was just talking to Ester about your being here. She loves you so much, I just had to come down and say hello. We've been following you since you were a girl. Well, I just scared you to death. I didn't mean to do that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32037,You said it wasn't a tragedy.,What's funny about that? If you pick up people like Larry Mitchell other people are bound to get funny ideas about you. The world is full of Larry Mitchells.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32038,I don't know. I'm happy.,"Here are some blankets. This is a good song, this is a really good song.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32039,Why did you leave so soon?,"That cat Number Two has an X-ray eyepatch. I get bad vibes from him, man. Listen, we should go back to the room, but first I have to go to the naughty chair and see a man about a dog.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32040,Territoriality. He was mine first.,Awww. That was so cute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32041,I agree there should be more.,"You know what I'd like to see? Meat in a cone. You could put corned beef hash in a cone, or chopped liver.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32042,"That shows me already that you don't have a clue. What's it to you, anyway?","Whether you thought this was for real or not, you jumped in and helped the waitress on instinct. That tells me something about your character.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32043,Manray needs a job.,We got evicted from our home. We've both been on the streets for the last week.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32044,I asked you to wake me when Babe Brother comes.,You all act like two roosters.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32045,"Mrs. Lampert, I really hadn't planned on spending the entire night here.",Can I at least keep the onion soup?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32046,"Hey, Mr. Executive. Buy you a drink sailor ?","We have new ""guests"" for the park. I have a file on them. May I see Bruce ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32047,"It's a lot more fun than fighting violence with pamphlets. That voicebox of yours is a hoot. Say ""I'm wearing no underwear""--it'll be funny.. You do know you're evil, don't you?","A superhero's job is to protect society. Don't blame me if society is a horrible, corrupt joke.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32048,"He's replaying the game I played against him move by move, using these girls as the Chess pieces. All the girls have been found in their homes except Christie Eastman, who was found in back of a warehouse. Why?",Because to follow the game he played he had to move to that grid?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32049,"And I'm a huge fan of what you did to save that woman, Brian.","Uh, I think there's been a mistake. I didn't save that woman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32050,"Even so, you're allowed to boast. You look thin by the way, I've mentally undressed you, I can see your ribcage.",I really don't mean to be discourteous. But how is it a person could come to believe that a crocodile is in New England?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32051,Why didn't you come to me?,I didn't know you were in the certificate business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32052,Patience. It's time to eat.,"Look, it smells good. I'm sure it's delicious But I don't know why we can't see Yoda now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32053,Check out Baby Big-Head. That kid is scary!,"Hey, I'm a sacred vessel. All you've got in your belly is Taco Bell!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32054,Would you like to talk about this friend?,His name is Frank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32055,Rosen? I don't have a problem with that.,"Because if you did, I know a therapist named Ryan. I also know a therapist named Chung.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32056,"No, but he heard firing, just east, less that a kilometer.",Thank him and tell him we're sorry about his loss.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32057,I haven't even told you what's happened. Your girl that you have that works there for you threatened me and two men just chased me -- extorted money -- DEAN Go fuck yourself that shit doesn't have anything to do with me - this is a legitimate bossiness.,"YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF. MY LOVE WAS HURT, SHE GOT HURT. I AM IN LOVE WITH HER AND YOU HURT YOU AND YOU ARE GONNA FUCKING GET HURT. YOU DON'T TOUCH HER, I LOVE HER.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32058,Is that the Walls of Jericho going up?,Yep! The Walls of Jericho.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32059,"I got a card from your Uncle Phil in Los Angeles today, said he went body surfing.",I don't know if I can picture Uncle Phil body surfing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32060,She called you Brad?,She called me Brad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32061,"I went to a few just to meet women. But I don't like to dance, and it's so fuckin; loud. During that whole scene I just drank in bars. Who didn't make the cut?",That's a picture of me in Japan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32062,"Oh, really? One-hundred billion dollars. OK, make it happen. Anything else?","Remember when we froze your semen, you said that if it looked like you weren't coming back to try and make you a son so that a part of you would live forever?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32063,"It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.",These are my groups. I was here first. I've been coming for a year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32064,"Oh, Charles is hardly ever with me. First it was separate rooms -- now we're trying it with cities. What do people call you -- Pete?","Mr. Joshua. Well, I've enjoyed talking with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32065,"Look at her hands, baby! Those are carpenter's hands.","All right, Austin, I think you should go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32066,Well. That was brilliant.,"Was your seatbelt fastened, honey?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32067,"Well, may I offer you a drink, or how about something to eat?",Thank you. I've had all the calories necessary for today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32068,I think the moment that food hits your mouth we'll get a job.,Turn here. You missed it. The Chink is on 3rd.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32069,"Get a few drinks into me, we'll dance and see what happens.","I got something you can't resist. I have a friend, Tracey. She wants to meet you. She loves to please.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32070,Did you like your party?,I got lots of presents.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32071,Left you this place.,It was in my name so he wouldn't lose it. He stole it from everyone that deserved it by putting me on title.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32072,Aye and we'll have to watch it and all.,I suggest you just give him the photos and have done with it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32073,What's at Union Station?,How are you at math? I was hired for five hits. I did four.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32074,"Well, at least I fell for him before I found out he was rich! That's new. Wait a minute! He said today he knew where home was. What happened this morning?! Where did you go?!",To get some frozen poultry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32075,Henry wants me to try this Vietnamese place he's wild about. Want to come?,"I've got to feed my cat. Besides, I want to get to bed early.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32076,And not a nickel.,Soon as Mrs. Oberfeld is in my car I'll toss out your first third. Then I'll back up 200 feet to behind the public restroom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32077,"Then a sleep-over is okay by me. Okay boys, eat up.","Oh Lloyd, you gotta taste my Mom's pie!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32078,She used those words?,"She used those words. Look, I doubt that she even understood what she was saying.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32079,"In other words, what right do I have to talk about terror.","As much as I do. It's not that. I don't want to be depressing, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32080,"Early, you are so sweet.","I feel kind of like the wizard of oz, you know when she gets the red shoes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32081,"Oh, it's even more wonderful then.",It's like hiding from my mother when I was a little girl.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32082,Because Gaston was after it.,"Yes, that sociopath. He's given himself over to the evil of lycanthropy. To him, ADAM is just a threat to the terror he holds over others. To us, it's salvation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32083,"Charlie, at a will reading? What did I do to deserve this?",I remember spring break of my senior year. Seems like a lifetime ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32084,"Come off it, Peggy. And what do you mean your house? This is my house. I paid for it, I'm still paying for it.",I'm still waiting for the mortgage check.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32085,No I haven't. Do you know why Pierce is humoring you?,"You use words like that, you might make me mad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32086,Two years younger than you.,"As I said, second of all you're too skinny. You've got tiny lungs. I still don't understand how you can dive without getting sick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32087,Except fall down like a normal person.,"Yeah, except fall down. That's right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32088,"Ray, come on. I want us to be together.","Julie, we're working a big run up here. It's been crazy. We probably have to go out again tonight. I don't think I can do it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32089,"The XK 101. Luthor, that operates on radio waves. And with our fail-safe system, only the President himself can push that button.",I know. I know. I never promised myself a rose garden.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32090,"Maybe. But you're also curious about the man. Twice last night you asked your married boyfriend Nicolet about him. You were concerned, but you didn't want to show it.",My married boyfriend - setting him up with that news story so you could talk about infidelity. I couldn't believe it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32091,You'd have to ask them.,"Alright, Beth, do that thing you did before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32092,"Doyle, don't you lay one hand on her.",That's funny. You go to bed and take snot nose with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32093,"But that doesn't make you the boss of everything, son.",Don't you see how your self involvement and lack of humility are affecting the whole family?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32094,I doubt if a few bombs would wake up Dawn on a Sunday morning.,"This phoney war get's on my nerves. If we're going to have a war, I wish they'd get it started.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32095,"Get rid of the car when you get your apartment, then you'll still have one key.","I like having the car, the car is important.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32096,Thanks for the vote of confidence.,"And another thing, the paper said no will was found. But every Toon knows Acme had a will and, in it he promised to leave Toontown to the Toons.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32097,What. A. Martyr. Understand; Martha couldn't take the heat so she got out of the kitchen. Just think what a better place the world would be if every nimrod followed her cue.,Just shut up and turn on the radio. Hot Probs is on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32098,[Pointedly] Of course you're not.,You're just suffering from delusions that are unfortunately part of your condition.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32099,What do you think?,I think I've lost my mind. I think you're not real. I think I'm asleep and you're a part of another bad dream.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32100,I guess we'll call you two-ply.,Yeah. So you want double condiments on that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32101,Oh I wouldn't miss it for the world. I bet you did such a great job.,"I did. Hon, although I got a total of six minutes screen time, they're the best six minutes of the movie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32102,"He was getting on . . . and then this man with luggage and . . . oh, it's a long story.",It always is with Clark.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32103,Yes. I can even read star maps.,"This shows how to get to my home. I'm giving you back roads and footpaths, so there's less chance of you being seen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32104,Where are you now?,"I'm standing next to Kayleigh, my hands are over her ears.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32105,When you were outside with Bill.,She said we look like pussy lickers or some shit like that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32106,"Don't play games with me, Ted.","I don't know, maybe you could poke around for a half day and see if she has five kids and a Labrador.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32107,Through a rental agency.,Didn't you tell me that Debi Rutlege had just moved into her place also?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32108,.Jeffrey!. Nobody wanted you to leave school and go to work in the store. maybe going back to school will be an option one day. I hope so.,I think it's important not to get depressed. Depression is a terrible thing. They say it can bring on illness.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32109,"It's with me all the time, Claire, I just don't like to talk about it.","Well, it shattered your faith in everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32110,Is that why you were wandering around at one o'clock in the morning?,I was just talking a walk. I tried to call the kids but everybody was out and I couldn't find them. I hate my life. I just hate it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32111,Woody? Who's up there with you?,"Woody, what are you doing under the bed?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32112,You heard my -- you havin' fun with me?,What give you that idea. I seen one of the cats heard it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32113,"You get nothing, Hank, okay?",I want to get the big bag of little donuts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32114,That's bullshit. Just shoot.,"Ronnie, I'm still a virgin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32115,"I know, Bob. You were on a secret mission.",I'd appreciate it if you didn't go around telling people lies about me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32116,Can't you get contacts?,"No, it grosses me out even thinking of putting something in my eye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32117,You won't come on too strong.,Well I don't want to seem desperate or anything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32118,The main thing is: how was Lecktor to reply.,That's probably in the part Lecktor tore out. At the top it says: 'I hope we can correspond.' And then the hole begins. It looks like Lecktor went over it with a felt tip pen and then folded it and pinched most of it away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32119,Hold your breath and we'll pull.,That was the single most unattractive window treatment I have ever seen in the entire of my existence.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32120,So you're Grant's secretary?,I do development for TV movies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32121,There won't be any need for that sir.,"Hammer, the fate of my daughter rests solely in your hands.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32122,It looks a little like a swastika.,"It's silent. It holds a place, takes a vowel. The vowels are little dots that go under the letters.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32123,How did you do that?,"We stuck his head in the latrine, after ten of us had used it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32124,Yes. You can never be too careful Bork.,"Well sir, I didn't really think it was necessary. You see we have a picture of them from the elevator security cam. Here, have a look.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32125,No. JP. My last boyfriend? He like owns the club. You know? You were there? He bought the statue.,That you found. What do you mean you found it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32126,Can I check one of these volumes out?,"Sir, this is not a lending library, it's the Hall of Records.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32127,"Yeah, one of them's out.","OK, open the gate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32128,No. No. No. I don't believe it.,They money will be standard bank transfer. We believe we will know where and when.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32129,"He's got you worried, then?","Him, he costs you a fortune in breach of promise cases. He's a villain and a right mixer as well.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32130,"I can't believe you're gonna do this to me, the situation I'm in, I don't -- Avi: You know what? Being hit by lighting doesn't matter for getting braces, ok? Now Solomon, let me just ask you once: Please. Please. Don't do this.","How are you paying tor the braces, Donnie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32131,"Yeah, everyone has to when they get hired.",There's more to it than trying to see if you'd steal from the company or if you'd lie or cheat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32132,Don't start. I told you to clean up. Look at this place. It's a pigpen. Look around here. Why do you think I bought you the dishwasher? Look. Look at this. There's enough powder around here to put us all away.,I hate to do dishes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32133,"Yeah, well, if it turns out I get shot like a dog, it'll be in the street, not off a goddamn fence.",You must see yourself as some kind of Clyde Barrow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32134,I might have mentioned it.,"John, I'm twenty-six years old I didn't run away from home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32135,"I didn't say nobody, I said you.","Sweet Dick, I didn't mean it like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32136,What did the name mean. Did you only read dead poets.,"All poetry was acceptable. The name simply referred to the fact, that to join the organization, you had to be dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32137,Did you hear what he just said?,Whatever. We're here. We may as well go to the penguin house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32138,This is bad public relations. I was planning to do a lot of business with you. But now I'm going to have to go elsewhere.,Hey. I'm sorry. You want girls. I'll give you girls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32139,I got more brains than you've got teeth.,Put your money where your chicken- lipped mouth is. I'll bet this mornings pay I'm right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32140,Who the fuck cares?,It's just money. You should be glad you're alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32141,I think he must've fell in.,"I sent these two looking for him, they come back shaking their heads.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32142,It sure is. Now eat it up. You're gonna need your energy.,I got energy up the ying-ying. Let's get cracking!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32143,It's great! They're behind you. They feel like they know you.,"It's romantic, what you're doing, and they want to be a part of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32144,I do. You seek the Holy Grail.,That is our quest. You know much that is hidden O Tim.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32145,"Have you saved patients as ""barely"" alive as he was?",I didn't have the knowledge of Klingon anatomy I needed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32146,"Hey, come on, man! Limo!","Hey, wait, where's Bee-Bee? Bee-Bee! Bee-Bee, where'd you go? Did you guys see where she went?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32147,It was my fault. I was right downstairs. I should have gone up with him.,"Scott, You can't save everyone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32148,What do you want?,"Well, I tell you, yesterday when I was here, I had one of your books in my hand, and when I got outside, I realized I still had your book in my hand. So as long as I had your book in my hand, I thought I might as well take it home and read it. This morning, I got up and put your book in my hand, and here's your book in your hand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32149,This place is dead. I thought this was the city that never sleeps.,"That's New York, baby. You should know that. Look at the waitresses. I'm gonna get me a peg-leg baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32150,"I'll tell you where the ground is sour--the ground in my heart is sour. Let me tell you something else, Vic-baby: Wrong is wrong.",Timmy Baterman. That was wrong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32151,"Daniel, give him the Trix.","Susan, this is the future of America here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32152,I would say he's pretty depraved.,Oh no; quite the contrary. He's really just a child.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32153,"Yeah, plenty. Some of them can't walk!","It frustrates me so much that I love you, that I need to strangle you right now!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32154,"HARRY and I have been talking about school. In fact, I want to ask you something.","I know, you want go for a ride.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32155,"C'mon, pack your things. Anything you leave you ain't gonna see again.",Well thanks for fallin' all over and apologizing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32156,Don't call me that.,"Listen: I don't care about anything but the fact that you are here. You are her, you are Rheya.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32157,I'd like that. You could see the blood squirt out.,"Harold, I think you're getting carried away here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32158,Twenty bucks says not here she don't find one.,She's looking for her mark.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32159,Take grain away from the army?,Make a gift to the people. It's your money anyway so it's only fair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32160,"Hey Terry, what is that? Did Peggy make it up? I've never seen that on Bandstand.",What if we're witnessing the end of touch dancing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32161,I mean in show business.,"Oh, in show business. Well, let's put it this way, my next job will be my debut.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32162,Droppen Sie dead! Raus mit dem Ofen. Los! Los!,"All right, gentlemen! We will now all go outside for a little gymnastic and take some shovels and undig the tunnel which you digged.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32163,"Yes, I hope so as well.","Let me ask you a related question. We've talked about the supply side, but what about demand? What is your policy for treating addiction?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32164,Doesn't look like it.,They look like they're jumping.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32165,Let's get going before that thing tries to eat the car or something.,That reminds me of a film I saw once of a guy who got out of his car at Lion Country Safari to take a picture of a lion cub and got eaten by the lions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32166,"Delacroix, I'm glad you got your mind right.","It's right and tight. Good morning, let me introduce you to everybody. You know my assistant, Sloan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32167,"Nothing specific, but I'll have my own place soon.","So, Marylin. Is that what you said when you were a little girl?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32168,So what do you think?,"Uh, the scampi sounds good to me, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32169,Sure. I only sound like forty-year- old in your language.,What's this stuff on the rice?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32170,I think I've made my point with you tonight.,"Hey, Mr. Hand, can I ask you a question?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32171,"Yeah, I can front this.",Well just so I got a quote in my head. What's the rate for the Swede?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32172,You mean it's started?,"Of course, you can see that lady over there, she is recording everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32173,I have brought you your clothes. All I ask is that you get dressed and go. We are having a guest for breakfast.,I need to talk to you about Mr. Whale.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32174,"Do you know what this is, Data?",It would appear that you are attempting to graft organic skin onto my endo-skeletal structure.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32175,I don't have it here. At the Mille Collines. I can get it for you.,You will run into the hotel and hide behind the U.N.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32176,Lauren called me that when we were little. Daisy. No one knew but us.,Honey. It's doesn't mean anything. It's not a message.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32177,"What else did you expect him to say? Do it, Theo -- or give me the gun.",I'm going to cuff you and leave you in that house. It may take awhile but you'll be found after we're long gone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32178,Why did you make me flood the school?,We just want to guide you in the right direction.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32179,It all keeps coming back to Dudley.,It's Dudley for the Nite Owl.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32180,"You always throw the best dinner parties, Letty.","Oh, wait a minute, now I see where you're going.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32181,There you two are. I walked around for an hour with that stupid martini on my tray.,Sorry. We got knocked out pretty quickly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32182,Head down that tunnel to the hydro vent and turn right. Then left at the blowscreen. You can't miss it.,"Mr. Scott, you're amazing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32183,"But, I don't know how.","Here, practice on your arm like this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32184,Isn't that bad for it?,No it keeps the skin peeling. You've got to keep the follicles open. You lose hair and the skin grows over the follicle and that's how you lose it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32185,Visitor vehicles are on their way back to the garage.,So how much for our first tour. Two no-shows and one sick triceratops.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32186,My Mommy and Daddy did THAT?,"It's actually a very beautiful thing, and look there wouldn't have been a Vada.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32187,"Well, we're not discussing Rachel's age either.","They want to be with you Luke, they go to your house to be with their father.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32188,"Oh, my, ""a summit conference."" I wonder where I was, polishing silver behind the coal bin.","I don't know where you were, penis envy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32189,"Thank you, Nicky. Cause now I'm gonna bust Adrian's head wide open.","I was going to let you out, eventually, Cassius. I swear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32190,I never like to talk about my work.,"Alright. Well, that's something new.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32191,There's still a big spot on the floor.,"Okay, we need wallpaper paste. Hey Cece!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32192,That will take time.,"You don't have time. If I do not have the names, so that I can pick out the traitors, then I will kill everyone here in this car park. Get in there now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32193,Did he just say what I think he said?,"I've got a clue. Look at my ring. Before my old lady ran off to Baja, she told me my dad had this same ring.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32194,Stop! It's too much! You're making all the hairs on my neck stand up!,"Jazz, let's face it, it's just an insolent noise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32195,Well I'm trying to be real here and you're mocking me.,"I'm sorry, but you're not going to die a virgin Rod.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32196,I don't need it.,"Just take it, dick head. Alicia! Make sure he takes his medicine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32197,Do the rival gangs compete for control of the prison drug trade?,"Yeah, we do some of that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32198,What business is it of yours..?,"Oh, we just wonder if you can be very objective about this case.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32199,You want me to drive for a stretch? Give you a chance to rest.,"That'd be good, Lula.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32200,Why should we care?,"Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32201,What are you gonna do now if you don't have to dig of dinosaur bones any more?,I guess we'll just have to evolve too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32202,What's Hinckley Cold Storage?,Mr. Henry has an inside source. We call him Steve. That's where we get our information.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32203,"Could I speak to you for just a moment, please?",How did you get in here? You're under age.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32204,Did you see anyone else down here?,"No, but when I first came in, there was a light coming from behind that steel door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32205,And not even then sometimes.,"That's true Doug, writers are supposed to write.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32206,And your sushi was remarkable.,The sushi? I did the wine. Didn't you do the sushi?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32207,The band has been playing over an hour.,"I got held up at a wedding in Tai Koo. Ricky here yet, I need to get his requests.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32208,"Everything had to happen just right. For your little story to fly. I mean, a blond hair could be on that gunnel for a lot of reasons.","I'm sorry, was there a question in there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32209,What? Now you're gonna show me some kind of driver's license?,"No, I don't have anything to show you. I'm here from a mental hospital.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32210,Stop. You experimented in college. I don't want to hear about that.,Should we take the quotes off experiment and call it what it is?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32211,This is the biggest Beta demo in like the history of software. You'd be my partner.,"You can't pre-empt Yoga, that's our biggest show.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32212,"Yeah, like what? Quilted coat hangers, that your mother picked out? Lottery tickets? A travel iron?",So I don't shop.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32213,Look at Kenny Rossi. Isn't he dreamy? I wish he'd break up with Arlene. She thinks she's so great.,Don't eat the red ones.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32214,I need your trust if you're to help me find the nest.,"Oh, my bags. I've checked them in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32215,My dad was a Navy doctor.,"Knew you had no native blood, even with your dark hair. Blue eyes give you away. My wife had blue eyes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32216,The best Burtless movie ever made.,"Awww, he's so cute. What's his name?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32217,"If you see that boy again, bite off his ear off like Mike Tyson.","Alright, I'll remember that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32218,"It's the only answer. Everything has a use and if we let it be used for its purpose, we could solve all our problems. Food was meant to be eaten, not stored away in restaurants while poor people starved; clothing was meant to be worn, not piled up in stores while people went naked. Doesn't that make sense?","Yes, that makes a lot of sense, Earl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32219,"You have such a pretty, long neck, like a swan.","Grandmama Pace had a long, smooth white neck. It was like on a statue it was so white?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32220,Buffet is by the goddamn bar! What the hell kind of map is this?!,We walked the place for a week.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32221,I think I'm getting a malfunction here somewhere.,"I can't talk to the others, but with time to myself, I think about back home, back home at Malibu. I used to surf a lot, Talby. I used to be a great surfer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32222,"If we're going to identify the source of the mutation, we need to isolate your recombinant DNA so we can activate positional genomes.","We need to give you a physical, so we know what got zapped.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32223,Really? And how would we handle the sleeping arrangements?,For me it's best if I sleep on my side and you spoon up right behind me with your arms around me. If we go the other way I'm afraid your hair will be getting in my face all night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32224,Of course. Drown them like puppies.,"See, we're very modern.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32225,When do we take the tests?,Every day. Basically we'll be hanging out together like we have so far this evening.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32226,Where were you for the last hour? I've been lookin' for you?,"I was right behind you, but you're too dumb to turn around. If he turned around he might get dizzy and fall down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32227,"I live on tips, so don't be offended, but you're a liar. I saw you kiss. Admit it, this is the street where love lives.",Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32228,Not without the name of the contact who can discount the bonds. I may need to pry that information out of her. What do you stand to gain?,Sweet revenge plus maybe a bit of vigorish off your end.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32229,"What is all this ""they"" shit? This ain't a movie.","Is that right, Rambo?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32230,I do have a tendency to use that word too much.,"I like you. That's the thing about my psychic thing. I think that's my greatest psychic power, that I get a sense about people. My problem is I never trust it. But I get it. And with you I get that you're a really good guy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32231,"Bowling police, step back, give him room.","Nothing going on here, everybody stand back. Let him through, ladies. Ladies, please. As they start to move through the female throng, a little girl pops out in front of them, holding her ball.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32232,That's the kind of emotion I was looking for in the first take.,"Well, are you going to go to Havenbrooke or Women Now for the abortion? You need a note from your parents for Havenbrooke.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32233,"Well, who told me to take this cow path?","You admit the sign did say ""Camp Forest Green,"" with an arrow pointing this way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32234,How did you know that was me?,I have a friend at the magazine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32235,"And after about two seconds, I got the biggest hard-on.","I'm not joking. I wanted to take my dick out and start jacking right there. At that point and moment, Darcy was like a vision of perfection.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32236,It's a flop house.,It's not a flop house. It's basic and simple. That doesn't make it a flop house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32237,"Good -- like I said, take your pick.",I said I like all of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32238,What's the meaning of this?,I am sorry. Sub-miniature photography is my hobby. It's amazing what excellent en- largements you can make from the negative.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32239,"Yes, they knew of your first contact, so they drove her below.",She was very faint. I was barely able to reach her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32240,What do you want me to do about it?,"I want you to take care of Sailor, so he won't ever be able to bother my baby again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32241,"Well, I was at an unexplained multiple high-altitude rockfall once.","Uh-huh. I've heard about the rockfall, Ray. I think you've been spending too much time with Spengler.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32242,Because it's the truth.,"Let me guess. This is where you tell me that what matters is on the inside. That inside you, there is a little dyke just like me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32243,Apparently just before her death.,"Well, that's crazy. I don't know anybody who gets cremated.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32244,Right carry on. Alex tosses a bar of chocolate on the desk.,"Pick that up and put it down properly. Alex does so, and continues to empty his pockets.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32245,"Yeah, we've been through that.",Then quit acting like somebody shit in your cereal bowl. Reed just gave us fifty grand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32246,What am I missing? What do you have to be happy about?,Well we rang $900 today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32247,"Jack, sweetie, I'm only eating for two.","But Di, all this food reminds me of how much I want to teach our baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32248,What was that all about?,It's visualization therapy. He's helping me turn inward and fight the disease.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32249,I have a bit of a goosebump fetish. Not many people know that.,I figured you for more of a hairy armpit guy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32250,Oh. It's fine. What's another ten pounds?,Wow. That shirt is working hard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32251,"I.R.A. device. Deadliest class of tickers in existence. Computerized, multiple sensors, booby traps, the works. First showed up in a series of I.R.A. bombings in London couple years ago. One of their boys tripped it on himself and they went back to a less complicated timers. The Girl, is she Irish?","She's not talking. But, she could be. So, obviously, you've seen one of these devices before?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32252,"So what? Don't smile like that, Jesus!",Our love is God. Let's get a Slurpee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32253,"Pretty creepy, huh? Are you totally disgusted?","Skip, you're a visionary. That can be a burden.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32254,And another thing. Stop with this spaceman thing. It's getting on my nerves.,"Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command? WOODY Oh okay, so you want to do it the hard way, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32255,I know what it is.,I figure we could work on some fundamentals even if we don't make love.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32256,Any of them hot?,I also took the liberty of putting those with near-death experiences on top.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32257,Is he here in Borderdale?,"I don't know, he's in a prison camp.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32258,I need to know who you are first please.,Oh. We are Russian.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32259,It's very warm out tonight.,It is. It's very warm. I wonder how long it will last?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32260,I felt so stupid just blowing those bubbles.,"You were chillin', kind of creepy even. You totally fucked with his head. I'm gonna go grab dinner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32261,"I never forget a face! I never forget any face, be God!","Leave me alone, brother. I've never seen you before. Tramp shouts to other Meths drinkers and Tramps.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32262,"Some apes, it seems, are more equal than others.","Ridiculous. That answer is a contradiction in terms. Tell us, Bright Eyes, why do men have no souls? What is the proof that a divine spark exists in the simian brain?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32263,"He really did, he ate his little niece. He made pork chops out of her.",I don't hear you. I just turn my back on that kind of talk and look away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32264,You didn't miss much. Rob and Carrie say hello.,"Hi, Rob and Carrie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32265,I'm interested. Keep talking.,"All I need is the front money and a truck. I could be back in two, three days tops if I had somebody to share the driving.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32266,"I have nothing to reproach myself for. All I know is that I've changed. With all my strength, which is not much, I will follow the road that the Lord has shown me. One can also serve outside a convent.",Are you aware of the pride there is in what you're saying?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32267,I'm not acting! I can talk! How much proof do you want?,"Dr. Zaius, I could have sworn he was answering you!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32268,The reason I know this and you don't is that I'm younger and purer so I'm more in touch with cosmic forces.,I sincerely hope you are not going to marry Jessica.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32269,Did you really believe we would give up our advantage?,"""Super-sucker . "" For once, Lex Luthor was right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32270,What if I say no?,I bet Good Housekeeping would go gaga over the cole slaw piece.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32271,But I was baptized. And I certainly wasn't born of incest.,"You were not baptized. At least I don't believe it was Christian. Your baptism was performed by your uncle, James McKenzie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32272,"Oh, yeah? You'll be callin' soon and maybe I'm not gonna be there.","Oh, come on, sweetie, give me one of your smiles.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32273,Whatta you so happy about?,I just always did like truck rides.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32274,Now that's more of what we're looking for.,Well I need to get a job and you're telling me that if I join up - I can really come and go whenever I want?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32275,"So, why'd you want to see me?",Business. I need to leave town and I find myself in dire need of some cash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32276,"Well, let's hope so.","Here, I stole you a couple of extra clams.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32277,What did you forget?,"I forgot that Rose will lie like a child. She's no more pregnant than I am, she just doesn't want to go to that farm!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32278,I'll tell him. Where does he live. We'll get him on the phone right now.,I hate fucking Springfield.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32279,I'm getting better all the time.,"I'll say you are. Let's do it on his kitchen table, then make him eat an omelette off of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32280,"Do you know of spirit assassins? You do know the dead can rise? Properly motivated, of course.",Like some sort of zombie on a revenge trip.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32281,"You know what a mixer ball is? It's like you, you come out of nowhere and upset things, scattering everything all over. Buzz grumpily waves at him to sit.","What are you doing over at the lanes that's so dangerous, Buzz?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32282,"And I mean high up in it. That's why Harry's gonna make Mr. Lovejoy with me, not Chili Palmer.","Mr. Lovejoy? That's cute, Bo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32283,"In the middle of it, she calls me Brad.",She called you Brad?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32284,Are you here to take Shelly back?,"Uhh, it's nice to meet ya. Uhh, we got burgers and hot dogs here if you'd care to join us?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32285,Where do you think a mother-in-law should go?,I don't think a mother should depend so much upon her children for her rewards in life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32286,"You know, Finlandia vodka? Yes?","Yes, I know. Jukka, have you ever seen a Negro person before? Even had a real conversation with a real Negro before?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32287,Yeah? Who is it?,"It's me, honey. It's Mom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32288,What the hell's going on?,Everyone wants to meet the bus boy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32289,"Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?",I didn't come for the Cup of Christ. I came to find my father.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32290,We're all excited around here. My brother just got the Congressional Medal of Honor. The President just decorated him.,"Well, I guess they do those things. Well, I trust you had a good year.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32291,I wish I knew where you went at night. Did you toilet paper the Johnson's house?,"I stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade, Mom. Get out of my room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32292,"It's possible. Please don't ask me any more questions now. Just wait, wait for me. I'll be back. I need you here.","Okay, give me the keys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32293,What's that you're wearing?,It's called Black Leather.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32294,"It's got to be here. I heard him talk about it. He bragged about it. Six steps out, three left.",This is good. This is real good. This is so good they might not even charge us with murder when they catch us. They'll probably just lock us up for being idiots.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32295,"Sorry to bother you, Bud.","Yes, sir. Like you to meet Opal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32296,"Now, hold the bowl steady. Back to business.","If the Western Woods are truly the Devil's Glen, we will see for ourselves.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32297,So these dwarfs had a limited partnership in a small mining operation and then one day a beautiful princess came to live with them.,It's really not a bad place. It just needs a woman's touch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32298,He thinks that I am a gentleman and that you are a lady!,"Well, consider the source. I don't even know what a lady is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32299,STOP IT! Why can't I talk to you!!,"NO, YOU STOP IT! Stop pretending like you care! Like this really isn't about you and Tom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32300,I need to get out there and get those weeds out.,How is that hen doing? I was meaning to pip her before I fell sick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32301,This has got to be a mistake.,The only mistake is that they didn't kill us in the elevator.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32302,"Try not to think of that, Mrs. Brenner.",I wish I were a stronger person. There is a long awkward silence. She sips at her tea reflectively.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32303,What? He's going to be all right!,"Mrs. Dillon, your son was in some sort of accident. He's had an internal hemorrhage, he's bleeding to death inside.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32304,Let me see your identity card.,You heard the Tutsi cockroaches murdered our president.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32305,Looking for a job.,"Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32306,Human beings can die.,"But they are human. They certainly become human with incredible speed. First they're like they were in our memory, but then they fill in on their own. DNA doesn't determine the hundreds of trillions of connections that occur in the brain, it's not dense enough. They build up with experience.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32307,Hey. God. You're an asshole.,Let go of the belt! What are you doing? You got mad at me for trying to save the other guy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32308,"Hang on Mrs. Pierce. Not that tie, on the other side. That's not the only thing your eating Rachel.","Mom, I'm on a diet. You want an oinker for a daughter?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32309,How is that good news?,"Because, that means that we're dealing with an ordinary, flesh and blood killer. And I know how to handle guys like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32310,I have to change and take a shower first. If you want to come home and wait.,We should pick up a bottle of tequila on the way. I owe you one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32311,"It's a good quote, Mary. I'm glad we both know it.","There's another one I like, I read. It's by Pope Alexander.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32312,"I have forgotten it, dear.",My last name is Pherides.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32313,"Tell that Vernon to mind his own business, Muddy.",I told him that you all is sick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32314,"I think he's going to come for me. Not just because I know who he is, but because I hurt him. Only I don't think he'll try again as Lowe.","Dear boy, you have gone right out of your mind.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32315,You mean because it's been a while since there was a sunny day? What a good detective you are.,They keep switching us from department to department. He doesn't mind because he can't sit still.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32316,Marge? Where are you going?,I was looking for a needle and thread. I wasn't snooping. I was looking for a needle and thread to mend my bra.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32317,Jesus. Sweet Jesus. We've got trouble.,This monster escaped from Cryo- Prison this morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32318,We'll be stuck here for a little while -- about thirty minutes.,We could try pushing the other buttons. I have a flashlight in my purse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32319,"Okay, well that's something.","So we've got guns, kitchen knives, pipes, fire and sticks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32320,What are you talking about?,I'm talking about how much I'd like to take you to a Laker game.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32321,What time is it? Do you think you can just treat us like your slave? It's after one.,I tried to call to let you know I was going to be late.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32322,"Say, Baxter -- the way you're belting that stuff, you must have a pair of cast-iron kidneys.","Oh, that's not me. It's just that once in a while, I have some people in for a drink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32323,"It's funny. Sometimes I forget. Then it hits me, and I can't stop crying.",I try just to be happy I'm still alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32324,"What do you want me to do? Scream? I don't think it would help much. I'm just gonna sit back, take it easy, and wait for you to screw up.","Jesus, you sound like my ex-wife.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32325,"I forgot to bring the champagne, Mr. Johnny.",I forgot to wave. We'll have it at the wedding.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32326,No. I'm not. Why should I ?,Your hairline looks like it's receding.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32327,Which of you is willing to make that sacrifice?,You would! You revealed our existence so you could have all of our power.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32328,"Jesus Christ, what are you doing?",So you got my mom's money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32329,I think Thomas Pynchon's a genius.,When you're hitting you shouldn't think about anything but hitting. But you shouldn't think about it too much. The trick is to use your brain to not use your brain.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32330,Scientists. I'm supposed to report in to them. They'll want to know they sent me to the wrong time.,So you could talk to these scientists and they do what? Send you to the future?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32331,I don't have any money. switches on the light. JANI is looking distressed.,"Some people I know, they're planning to rob The Golden Lion.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32332,Yes. What's the detective hoping to find in San Remo?,"He's being thorough, that's all. I'm learning about my son, Tom, now he's missing. I'm learning a great deal about him. I hope you can fill in some more blanks for me. Marge has been good enough to do that, about Mongibello.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32333,Dr. Isley? Pamela? You look great. Especially for a dead woman.,"Hello, Jason. I think I've had a change of heart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32334,What do you see as your main strengths?,"I love people. All people. Even people that no one else loves, I think they're OK, you know. Like Beggars.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32335,"I've already told you, she's not home.",Well please leave a message that I called.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32336,You love her that much?,"Apparently you think of me only as the leader of a cause. Well, I am also a human being.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32337,Don't call me a bum! I ain't no bum!,"You are, I was about to say, no longer eligible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32338,"They're the worst. College girls are one step from the streets. They smoke like men inna saloon. My son Joseph, his wife, you know, she types onna typewriter. One step from the streets, I tell you. Mrs. Pilletti ponders this philosophy for a moment.",That's the first time Marty ever brought a girl to this house. She seems like a nice girl. I think he has a feeling for this girl. You heard him sing. He been singing like that all morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32339,Work with me. I want your best detective.,"Hey, inspector, I don't intend to take the rap for this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32340,Yeah I'll look into that tonight.,I hope we have more success than we did with the cleaning service.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32341,"No, no. I did.","That's nice. It's nice. I've been looking around a lot lately at promotional giveaways, cross promotional work by some companies. Do you remember all that pudding?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32342,Unless he was involved with Grunemann's disappearance.,I knew Tom never wrote that letter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32343,"Or worse, we'll have a hostage situation on our hands.",If you can trail him to a remote area do it. We all want a piece of him but let's keep our heads and stay within the law - we got people everywhere out here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32344,"Why then, there thou hast. We be lucky worse has not befallen us.",Here be the death weapon; the unicorn's blood dry upon it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32345,Just shows you how wrong a guy can be. Doughnut?,"Thanks. You think this whole business is silly, don't you? I mean running away and everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32346,Your lips look delicious.,Wow your body's really hot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32347,It's the Gestapo. They say they expect to be in Paris tomorrow.,"With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32348,What's the matter? What are you saying?,"Well, it's just that I would think that the woman who is the real, non- imitation Catwoman would be pretty angry at some little amateur minx stealing the whole whip idea. Really angry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32349,I take it you've never masturbated?,"Well, I kind of tried once. It just seemed stupid, I kept seeing myself lying there and it seemed stupid, and kind of, uh, I don't know, and then I was wondering if my dead grandfather could see me doing this, and it just seemed like a dumb thing to be doing when we don't know what to do with all that garbage, you know?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32350,Did I do good?,You did perfect. Except for one thing. This time we need two glasses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32351,I was talking to Dad.,I didn't kiss her so it's a big thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32352,"Mr. Gandhi, I've more or less decided to ask the House to repeal the Act that you have taken such ""exception"" to.","Well, if you ask, General Smuts, I'm sure it will be done.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32353,"And I should have a son who calls me ""Mom"". Looks like we're both shit out of luck.","Okay, you win. I'll call you Mom. Now can I move into the dorms?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32354,Well good. Thank God.,Let's go in the kitchen and spy on everyone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32355,I really don't know.,You don't know the chicken places around where you live? Ask the guy at the place where a chicken place is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32356,Why are you shaking?,With pleasure at finding the ribbon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32357,Too bad I couldn't see this guy first. I'm pretty particular about whom my wife marries.,"Well, he's waiting in the anteroom for me now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32358,What are you going to do?,"What I do every day, but I want to do it earlier.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32359,-- And keep my kids away from his property -- who the hell does he think he is? Some nice neighborhood.,"Honey, the meeting today is going to be fine. Don't get in an uproar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32360,"Yeah, he tried to hide it but I saw 'em, and a little bit he says to me, ""You know, you are beautiful."" Now wasn't that a nice thing for a doctor to say to a patient, wasn't it? What could cheer a girl up more?","Rose, I have got doubts about that doctor and so does Daddy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32361,"Do you know what a patent clerk makes? I liked the University. They gave us money, they gave us the facilities and we didn't have to produce anything! I've worked in the private sector. They expect results. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there.","Let me tell you, Ray, everything in life happens for a reason. Call it fate, call it luck, Karma, whatever. I think we were destined to get kicked out of there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32362,"Is there a fire, then?","You ugly, great brute you, you have sadism stamped all over your bloated British kisser.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32363,--What the hell are you talking about?!,I've tasted other cocoas. This is the best.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32364,"And if what you're saying is true, what would happen to me?",I don't know. I do know that people who are possessed have to accept evil in some way. I don't know if it works the same way in this instance. I don't even know when it's going to happen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32365,"Can you feel it, Poppy? The presence of the moment? Can you feel the weight of its significance?","Oh yes, Icky. I can feel it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32366,"You know, it's very strange -- I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.",Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32367,I'm just wondering what's so great out there that everyone's trying to get to it?,Or what's no horrible down here that everyone's trying to avoid It?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32368,Do you remember anything else? What I was wearing? Was I standing close to him? Was I leaning against his car like I owned it? How did he look at me when I giggled? Tell me everything.,"You were in red. That red sweater with the little flowers, I think. You were leaning against his car. He looked a little like a kid. Kind of goofy and wide-eyed. I'd never seen him look like that before. Happy. You looked beautiful. You looked in love.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32369,"So, where's ""Weird Al""?",SHH! He's back there. I can see his hair bobbing up and down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32370,"Well, Marcus, we are on the brink of the recovery of the greatest artifact in the history of mankind.",You're meddling with powers you cannot possibly comprehend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32371,There's some maple walnut in the freezer.,Linda says you're not supposed to have dairy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32372,I know what I have to know.,"Just so I know you know, when I talk to people in confidence, it stays that way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32373,"It's not about the money, X! You never plan for anything. I can't live like that anymore, I need some stability.","Well if you're bailing, I guess I'd better give you your surprise now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32374,Figure we'll go have supper someplace. Maybe get some barbecue out by Stateline. Sailor always liked that Havana Brown's Pig Pickin'.,"Well, you be careful with that boy, Lula.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32375,I brought you a present. Merry Christmas.,A Christmas present. It's been so long since I've had a Christmas present.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32376,It nibbles. You see this?,"This is every financial transaction Ellingson conducts, yeah? From million dollar deals to the ten bucks some guy pays for gas.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32377,"Wait, what happened to the tree?","Yeah, but that doesn't mean that your tree is not artistic if no one cuts it down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32378,What about your friends? Or your brothers? When do I get to meet them?,They don't come over here that much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32379,What do you mean?,"I know what it's like to see ghosts that don't Go away. To be watching a scary movie in your head, whether you want to or not, watching it alone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32380,"I can't touch you! And John, you can't be in here! You'll confuse them!",Wally. This is Danny Witwer. He's from Justice and we're to give him a full run of the farm.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32381,"Hey, guys. How's it going?","Excellent. My friend and I are up here doing the wine tour, and he tells me that you folks make one hell of a Syrah.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32382,"Did he really get his head cut off, Dad? That's what Brady said.",If you don't stop it I'm going to vomit. I mean it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32383,Who knows? That's why I filed it down.,Now that window can never be locked. It's impossible.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32384,I can safely say that Michael Myers is now in your hands.,Yeah. Well I guess your happy to see him go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32385,"I read about these people in Newsweek. Where's all the regulars, Crazy Jeff Cava, the Todd sisters, Indian Joe? Where's Ed Kranepool's autograph? Captain Bob's steering wheel?","Hey, get this irritable guy a cappuccino. I gotta go be a boss.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32386,That guy really must've belted him.,"Yeah, he's punchy. Talking to himself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32387,"What are you doing here, mama?",I heard some things so I went to see Spanky Johnson. He told me what happened and gave me some money to get down here. What happened to your face?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32388,Come on Greg. You're the only one who knows her. The truth will save you.,"I swear on my life, I never said a word to her about you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32389,Does she want to be?,I don't think so. It's more of that Gozer thing. She says she's the Gatekeeper. Does that make any sense to you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32390,"I'm sorry to say that our time is running short, but before we close, I'd like to ask one final question. What sort of gardener, sir, would you be?",I am a very serious gardener.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32391,The number was 235 - I bet it combination.,It'll be OK - I know those guys. They won't stiff you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32392,"It's her baby too, you know.",That's my son Thomas's baby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32393,I hate to ask about a window.,I flushed it down the toilet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32394,"What do you know, they moved it. Catch you later.",Keep your voices down. This is a respectable establishment. We don't go for any funny business here. Just then a GUY with a Moosehead Beer hat and TWO GUYS in a moose costume pass him and enter the elevator with the boys.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32395,You never heard of Snake Plissken?,He doesn't look like his picture. I bet he's fake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32396,You know Harry lied about how that boy Hocker got kilt. And it was Harry who saw Emory last before they found him hanging over a levee like someone would hang a hog.,I remember Harry always trying to help someone. He got Lulla's daughter out of trouble. He was always running to the store for someone who couldn't leave the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32397,"Good luck, Jukka. Do a good show.",Thank you very much. I always try my best.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32398,No! No! Don't touch it. That's a very important work of art. What the bloody hell do you want?,"You see, madam, I am part of an international student's contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32399,"Studs. Hey, son, you must be one a them psychic friends. I was just thinkin' about you.","Listen, Snoopy, I'm on my way up to Detroit and need a place to crash.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32400,I can't accuse him just dry long 80.,Everybody who have been associated with Harry end up with pennies over their eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32401,How 'bout Chili's Hollywood Adventure.,"That's a different story. I'm still working on that one, you know, getting the visual fabric just right. Although I've added to it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32402,This bar's going to be packed with girls for you to pick from.,I'm not holding my breath in that department.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32403,"I make special tea for you, Hiyes, okay? We've to live like brothers. We have to be in here together.","Oh shove it, Ziat for all the money you have, you have nothing!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32404,"No. Well, yeah. Maybe just a little.","Yeah, there is a strange vibe here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32405,I thought I'd show you one of my favourite places.,It's paradise . We could be very happy here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32406,"This is serious. Nobody can know. Ah, I've returned from the future. I traveled back here 25 years.","You probably are crazy. Wait a minute. Is this some kind of joke? I know what you all, think of me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32407,What did she mean by going flooey?,I returned recently from a stay in hospital.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32408,Back to the land of grownups.,"If old pictures interest you, come back some time, there's quite a collection down in the pagoda. I'll see you get a proper tour.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32409,You're breaking my heart.,"The worst thing about you, Monty, is you realize the futility of what you're doing and you do it anyway. I wish you could see how transparent you are. This food tastes like shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32410,And I think I'm going to.,Stand on a stepladder sometimes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32411,From Princess Helena and other members of your family.,My family is quite capable of communicating with the Queen in person.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32412,"That's a shame, John. A real shame.","You don't know the how, Mr. Vesci. And that's not the half of it. I've got your money, and I go into this little grocery store to get something to eat and it gets robbed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32413,"Buy 'em with what, dumbhead?",With some milk jugs I just happened to pick up on the way home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32414,What the hell is that supposed to mean?,"It means that you and your buddies are whacko, that you were discharged on psychological grounds after some war games in Thailand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32415,Will you stop interrupting ?! You will command the pumps to stop pumping.,And then shut down the pipe lines.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32416,No sand. That's your drugs speaking.,I can see my wife in that view.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32417,"B-E-R-T, right. See you tomorrow.","Oh, I'm not sailing with you. I work out of the hospital here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32418,Maybe it's because I live here.,That must be it. It's a great smell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32419,"I'm sorry I can't tell you more about your father's death, Mr. Starks. Our own medical examiners determined only that he died from a blunt trauma to the head but that was right around the time the Alpine Grove's staff changed and I'm afraid we didn't have the best record system before then.","His body was found on January 1, 1993, but do you know if that was long after he had died?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32420,Afraid of any woman who'd give Mitch the only thing Lydia can give him -- love.,"Annie, that adds up to a jealous, possessive woman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32421,"Huh? Try and find a raincoat in Brazil. Even when it isn't raining Lisa, on this job you carry one suitcase. Your home is the available transportation. You sleep rarely, bathe even less, and sometime the food you even look at when they were alive!","Jeff, you don't have to be deliberately repulsive just to impress me I'm wrong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32422,I don't want to show up hammered. We're supposed to be representing Max.,"Oh, I'll represent alright.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32423,"A fire! Is this your idea of humor, my friend?",I want the money back I've thrown into this rubbish heap.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32424,Which I didn't have.,"And fish are very low in fat, which is energy inefficient. So you're going to burn up your own cells no matter how much you eat. Luckily you ate the eyes and pancreas, which contain some Vitamin C, so you didn't get scurvy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32425,You don't go after the local scrunch?,"I'm too busy, actually. Not for the Army, of course, but where I live. Dr. Yamachi's New Era Pediatric Hospital and Whorehouse. I'm serious. The guy has this crude hospital for kids and a whorehouse on the side to finance it, all in the same building.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32426,No - not at all. I couldn't sleep either.,"I wanted to thank you again for going out with me. Huh? Well, I don't know what I'd do without you. You've made up for all the fakes that I've met.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32427,The question is why? What was this Chimera Nekhorvich was carrying?,Right now only Ambrose knows that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32428,Do you like it?,I went camping once. I love to brush my teeth in a brook and floss with a weed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32429,"Don't be so optomistic, Harry.",I'm completely serious. There is something very important missing from that spacecraft. You know what that is?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32430,You're the one who's hand is shaking.,Hey! That was a 3k machine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32431,I've been looking for him. Do you know where he is?,He's probably leaving some more of me around the place before he goes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32432,"I don't think so. Shelly, how can I get thirty five dollars?","She's crazy, she wants to go to school over the summer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32433,You know about the United Nations?,"We've been monitoring your radio broadcasts for a good many years. That's how we learned your languages. Lately, we've been getting your television also.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32434,You know what. You say it just to irritate me.,I say it because it's descriptive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32435,What is a sip of coffee going to do?,"Coffee is bad for anybody, especially for a child.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32436,"I'm not mad at you. Okay, I'm not mad at you.",I think it's hard for him to talk to you about all this. Maybe we could talk and it would make him feel a little better.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32437,Think he still thinks about her. But not like then. Then was an obsession.,I haven't worn heels since I was 16. I don't think I could walk in these?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32438,"Okay, look. My job is not who I am. I don't need that. Why? What's your goal? Status? Money? Getting your picture on the cover of some glossy magazine?",My goal is to make art.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32439,We want the cans the Jacobi home movies came in. They're in the far corner of the room under the windows.,There's some film cans in the far corner of the room underneath one of the windows.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32440,We're on foot. We can't get away.,"We're surrounded by houses, dumbass. Every house has a car in the garage. All we have to do is take one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32441,Well. Everybody has reversals. If you were never down how would you know when you were up?,That's good. That's really good. You have a gift for words.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32442,"You don't meet him in the audition. That comes later. Hope, hope.",That was so good I am gonna have another.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32443,I really think I should try and locate it immediately. Might be something important.,I wish I had my board with me now. Even if I could only polish it once in awhile.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32444,Chewie and I will take care of this. You stay here.,"Quietly, there might be more of them out there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32445,"Never mind - I'll get it myself. Gigolo? Why, you took the word right out of my mouth. Thanks.",He's one of the best fliers in the country. Right now he's planning a trip to Japan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32446,Yeah. He said he did jobs for him. Indirect stuff. Always five times more money than the job was worth.,Come on. The guy is a pipe dream. This Kobayashi is using him for window dressing .,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32447,And tell me that she's happy.,"Oh, Dmitri.I wish that I could.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32448,"If you're looking at me, look elsewhere.",I've got the Panasonic Portable DVD player.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32449,Maybe I don't want you to.,"Maybe, but if you didn't I think you would have kept on walking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32450,When can I talk to you?,"Baby, I'm in the middle of work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32451,"C'mon, it's a quiet night.",Next week we work the park.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32452,I swear it will be done.,"Once we're out of sight, take him back to Florin and throw him in the Pit of Despair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32453,What am I going to do with a microwave?,"You turn it on, you open it and you stand in front of it for a very long time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32454,Jaguar's a darn pretty car.,"I thought if I could spend that kinda money on a car, it'd mean everything else was fine. I don't even know how much they cost.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32455,Why'd he have to do that to that girl?,"Yeah, Kenneth, why you have to do that to that poor girl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32456,And I feel real bad about all that but it doesn't mean I need to get involved.,You are involved. By being alive you're involved.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32457,"Yes, we know her.",What are you talking about? I don't understand all this mumbo jumbo and the funny looks on your faces.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32458,Yeah? What have you been up to?,I work for city hall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32459,"There was a message, wasn't there?",It's probably easier for you to eat the rice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32460,What do you know about dating a single mother?,Oh I know plenty. I was raised by a single mother.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32461,And that is why I must go.,"Luke, I will not lose you to the Emperor, as I lost Vader.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32462,"Look, Jason, I need some fast answers if I'm ever gonna fix what I've done.",I was praying this curse would have ended with me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32463,"Yeah, okay. Go ahead.","Thanks son, you're a lifesaver.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32464,I'll bet that would be the Park run of the century !,"Sir, he created the Park. He would know how to circumvent any of the traps.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32465,You've seen the post-its. I've already got more juicy material than I need. Why should I pay you dollar one?,"Because I think you're writing on spec and with a first person interview, you might actually sell that thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32466,"They'll be sending you up there soon enough. And not just for a visit, neither.",I slipped in a couple of bottles of my latest batch. Help wash down all them pills they'll be giving you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32467,"A Maker's Mark, please. Up.","She's joking. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor, which is just one of her many genetic gifts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32468,Where is your luggage?,Well it's in the car. It's out in the car.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32469,"I know. Marry me, Dana, and together we will raise Vigo as our son. There are many perks that come with being the mother of a living god. I'm sure he will supply for us a magnificent apartment. And perhaps a car and free parking.",I hate and despise you and everything you stand for with all my heart and soul. I could never forgive what you've done to me and my child.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32470,How do you mean?,"Well it's been a while, but I don't recall the Bible saying too much about alien civilizations.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32471,I don't think that you would understand if I told you.,"I think I understand without your telling me. I know something of your history, Jason. I know that you haven't written for ten years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32472,He wouldn't blow up. He'd just get all mangled or twisted.,Well. It looks like someone got to his private parts before us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32473,I told you. I was hungry.,I'll have the tournedos of beef. And the lady will have the same? I assume you're a carnivore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32474,"When I deliver a message the very act of delivering it, you might say, gives it an official stamp, and only in this way are both the sender and the receiver satisfied that it was delivered at all.",I'll commit that to memory.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32475,No. It was just a normal summer. I've never been able to figure it out.,"Only one young boy ever drowned in that lake, and that was before you were even born. His name was Jason Voorhees.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32476,My God. My dress. We have to find it. And burn it. And shut the door.,I don't understand it. You were my Man. Since we was grasshoppas. I always looked after you. You had a piece of everything I had.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32477,It may be that - I could confer with my colleagues on this. And get back to you.,"Would you, Doctor? That would be so kind.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32478,Can I help you?,"Yes, you have a suit I've had my eye on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32479,"We're going back to nature, you and I. I'm going to retrain you. I'm going to make you free again if I have to kill you doing it.",But I like being human now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32480,Fascinating. Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?,Most of the time I slap it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32481,Down from the tree. Both of you. Keep your hands where I can see them. Don't want you pulling any weapons out of your fur.,Look at you two. You both disgust me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32482,I think I can give you a more practical reason for your kind invitation. I know too much. I was Jacqueline's psycho-analyst.,I always thought it was a more intimate relationship.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32483,Think you can nail Mulvihill? They'll claim you were trespassing.,I don't want Mulvihill. I want the big boys that are making the payoffs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32484,She's right over there.,Mommmm! I'll be right behind you in the hearse!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32485,What do you mean?,You're off the hook. Tammy here has confessed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32486,"Oh, sweetheart! We wish we could be right there to hug the living daylights out of you!","But if you're watching this, then it means we bit the dust.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32487,All I want you to do is think about what's best for you. Really think about it.,A daisy for the lady.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32488,"Brian, he's coming around!","Well, Doctor. You've got your shark.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32489,"What? Jesus, tell me!","It's Spunk Lewis, the lead singer for Dead Ribbit! Mr. Bus Driver, stop!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32490,"The woman also said he stole her husband's gun, a twenty-two pistol, and some of his clothes.","So the woman's married. She goes to bed with this prison escapee because he misses his little girl and then tells the world about it. But you don't reveal her name, you protect her. It sounds like you're saying it's okay as long as her husband doesn't find out about it. Like the guy who cheats on his wife, saying what she doesn't know won't hurt her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32491,"What's your name, man?","They call me Steve, but I prefer Shenge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32492,"You're the one who did this to me. You're Mr. Durden, sir. Tyler Durden.",Please return your seatbacks to their full upright and locked position.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32493,What if you die and no one can do what you do as well as you do it?,Your concern is heartwarming.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32494,"Is that right, that's what you do for a living?",What I did till recently. After I get done here I'll think about what I'm gonna do next.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32495,"No. Oh, maybe. Fuck.","I mean, that would suck if you had to go back to rehab.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32496,Oh. I guess I always liked Rusty better. Could you give me a ride to school?,"Sorry, the Blue Thunder's out of commission for a while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32497,I just want to double check the facts.,"I see here that this guy has made deposits into his own account for the last four months. Each one in the amount of $100,000. He then puts in deposits into his girlfriends account.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32498,"Serve the nuts - I mean, serve the guests the nuts.","I'm afraid you're lying, Mimi. You see, I really did see Wynant last night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32499,I am programmed to detonate in nine minutes. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.,"You won't consider another course of action, for instance just waiting around awhile so we can disarm you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32500,Wait a minute. I'll go with you.,"You do a lot of real estate trading, Brandon?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32501,How do you make him do that ?,I gave him the impression that there was a fly crawling up my mom's leg. He is going to go eat it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32502,You did? A human ear?,Yeah. I've got it here in this bag. I thought I should bring it to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32503,Is this testing whether I'm an android or a lesbian?,You show the picture to your husband. He likes it and hangs it on the wall. The girl is lying on a bearskin rug.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32504,Do you know where you are?,I am in a room with lights.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32505,"I don't know. I had a dream. in fact. the night I met you. . in the dream the world was dark because there weren't any robins. you know, birds. robins stood for love. and all of a sudden thousands of robins flew down and brought this blinding light of love. and it felt like that love would be the only thing that would make any difference. I guess. until the robins come there is trouble.",Yeah I guess so. You're a neat girl.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32506,"Of course you will, sweetheart. This one, search this one. Ed finds the keys without any trouble.",I'll meet you in the van when you have finished with handsome there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32507,Not really to speak of.,"Hey Karl, guess what. Mama said you can stay with us. Out in the garage. Our car won't fit in there anyway. It's real neat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32508,What? How could he have? When?,I'm one of his ghosts and he wouldn't even know. It's like he slammed a door in Cairo and it trapped my fucking hands in Tobruk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32509,"Hey, man, good to see you.","This is April Lee, Auggie. April, say hello to Auggie Wren.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32510,So you sold ninety thousand units. So what? Does that mean you're a genius? You're a great artist? You're higher up the ladder? You got an extra gold star on your fuckin' forehead?,"Wow, you're cute when you're angry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32511,"It's just the way things are, kiddo.","Well, I would like to sit in front today.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32512,That's nice. All we have is a Japanese beetle trap.,It's a bathtub. What she's standing under.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32513,Serious?! Who the hell does he think he is? You're the most popular month on the USC calendar!,"Oh, he is so over on this campus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32514,Unless you are going to accept twenty quid.,"And still got a sense of humour. That's not monkey nuts son; you can still fold. OK, before I loan you this, I expect, if you lose of course, my money back within a week, Crystal? That's Sunday, OK?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32515,"What does that even mean? Anyway, I got to thinking on the way over. I was thinking maybe I could give the baby to somebody who actually likes that kind of thing. You know, like a woman with a bum ovary or something. Or some nice lesbos.",But then you'll get huge. Your chest is going to milktate. And you have to tell everyone you're pregnant.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32516,Have more coffee. It'll wake you up.,"I couldn't wait to get away. I was ordering the dessert when they were eating dinner. When they were having coffee, I was asking for a check.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32517,"Oh. Well, I hate you and everyone who looks like you.",I hate the Platonic idea of you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32518,It's for wheat. We've always grown maize in the strip above the vegetables.,And in the vegetable plot?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32519,What do you think?,"Anthony, he sat in the car and watched a 4-11 in progress. He got what he deserved.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32520,"Um, hi, I'm Ted Peloquin. I'm here to take Mary to the prom.",Prom? You're about twenty minutes late. She just left for the prom with her boyfriend Woogie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32521,"Oh, did he? What did he say?",He didn't say very much. Wanted to know how I was and how the children were.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32522,You are not allergic of onions.,I want a pizza.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32523,What are you getting at?,"You could see that he did because he had the shades in his apartment up, and walked along the corridor, and the streets and the backyard?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32524,But the tremors have stopped.,"I see it Chewie, hang on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32525,"I'm not goin' in there, I don't like the looks of it!","Rose, sit down in that chair and be quiet! We're trying to help you, you silly creature, sit in that chair!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32526,"Which ought to be about three hours more, I'd say.",Just until we can get out a special edition asking for your impeachment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32527,Actually. They'll want Annabelle's mother.,Is that what you're worried about? Looking bad at the PTA?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32528,"You talk to a cop, you even look at a cop too long and your daughter is dead. Do it.","Go ahead, sugar Die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32529,Alteration of my central processing unit should be done only by an authorized service dealer.,I know but we're in a bind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32530,That's going on optimism.,"Whatever it's going on, it's still enough to send you on a cooking course.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32531,Wadda you so sore about?,"Oh shaddup, will you do me a favor?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32532,I know the winemaker. She comes in the restaurant all the time.,This is good. Little hints of clove.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32533,"Matthew, look at him. When I lived in Roxbury, the media followed this man everywhere. He was bigger than ten movie stars. Where's your white Lincoln limo?",Some little kid stole the hubcaps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32534,D.W.P. Thanks for holding. How can I help you?,I got a message. I live at 1443 Locklin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32535,I'm to be left behind--in primordial ooze?,"If you're at home in the ooze, and nowhere else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32536,But I think it's time we stopped talking about me. A woman like you -- why haven't you ever married?,"Well, I'm afraid that's a question that's all too easy to answer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32537,I never had sex with you!,"Even so, you're allowed to boast. You look thin by the way, I've mentally undressed you, I can see your ribcage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32538,And then my dad died and my mom took me to the zoo and I love the zoo. Do you hate the zoo or do you love the zoo?,Wait. I want to tell you more about my dad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32539,"No. The right skid's broken. If I try to set it down she'll crash. I have to stay in a hoverwhile you jump off. Hey, Carjack. We gotta hide the girl. Give her your dress.",My name is no longer Carjack. Will you please get that through your fucking head?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32540,I must say I found it rather appalling.,That's a first. Most people praised me for it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32541,"They're punks. Nazis. Their brains are wired wrong. They hurt surfing because they give nothing back, and they have no respect for the sea. They just want to get radical. It's mindless aggression. They'll never get it, the spiritual side of it.",You always talk like this? You're not gonna start chanting or anything are you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32542,What happened to his tooth?,I should call the police. Oh no Peter. Peter is the police!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32543,"No, you should forget about last night.","Laura, I am your friend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32544,"He's going with you, Doctor.","No, it will be too much distraction. I don't want that many people in the water. I'll go in, give it a belly shot, and get out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32545,How can you be so sure? Have you tested this theory?,I find it works well enough to get me from one planet to another. I understand you've called a meeting to study our space ship.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32546,"No, I transferred into Monmouth this year. I was tired of missing him.",Do you still talk to Sylvan?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32547,I have to go to Venice.,"See Venice and die, isn't that right? Or is it Rome? You do something and die, don't you? Okay, Venice is on the list.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32548,"Every word, Starling? Every gesture?","Right down to the kleenex I used. Sir, why? Is something wrong?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32549,Is there any place safer than under the nose of Governor Yu?,So I shall avenge my master's death after all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32550,Walter have you been talking to yourself again?,Well yes I guess I have been Mrs. Swicker. Somebody's got to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32551,"You're kidding with that answer, right?",I just went for a walk. It's no big deal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32552,"No, of course, Captain, I can understand your concern.","Well, thank you very much, and please let us know if there is anything we can do to make your trip more comfortable.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32553,Ummmmm . . .,"Okay, then, I'll throw a rock at the old Granville house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32554,Why don't you just cut it down and count the goddamn rings--who cares?,Because it means the tree is older than the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32555,There's definitely something going on in that studio. The PKE levels were max-plus and the Giga-meter was showing all red.,I'd put my money on that Vigo character.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32556,"The Welsh dude, sees all these niggers in perms and diamonds and shit, he gets nervous. But you motherfuckers, he just laughs. All beat up in your babaloo suit like Fruitpie the Magician.",So we just go eat with him and that's gonna solve everything?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32557,"Look at his face, he did the deed.",You're an inspiration Lloyd; you should go on the seven hundred club or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32558,I wasn't intending to leave here in order to be entirely useless--I expect I'll find some ways to be of use.,"In other parts of the world, I suppose there are other ways.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32559,A little what? CHINA See. You don't even speak French.,I'm sorry I'm not that good at languages ok?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32560,I like this ring.,You propose to a woman you should offer her a ring of engagement.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32561,"Where does this go, Diane?","Oh, you can just set up on the dining table. I have to rearrange my shelves tomorrow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32562,What are you doing?,Terry's name should be on this wall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32563,You want the details?,Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for all the tea in China.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32564,"And you had to go into the trunk, didn't you?","When I work on a car, I work on a car.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32565,There's no joy in it for me.,"Oh, come, man, come. Just because you've sold your soul to the devil that needn't make you a teetotaler.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32566,I can't say that I've paid that much attention to 'em before.,"The fish saved my life. Two years ago, I found out I had high blood pressure. So my doctor, he tells me to go get an aquarium, look at the fish every time I felt myself stressing out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32567,"Oh, that's a lovely spot, isn't it? I've never been inside. But it looks so lovely, driving past.",Lucky for me you were wandering about. Thank you again. I've been terrible bother to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32568,Wait for what ? i don't wanna alarm you but we'll be the special at the International House of Pancakes in about five minutes !,"Trust me, if you open any door, you'll be dead a whole lot sooner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32569,Hey! We gotta talk about this early morning church shit.,We have to go now. We're on the lamb.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32570,"Sure, I have. But not one with ice in it, that's all.","Save your money, stud muffin. The lady at the end of the bar sends her love.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32571,Boy. It sure has been a long time.,We were here two Christmases ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32572,I will not approve it.,"Then, we will begin with replacing the Tibetan flag with the flag of the Motherland.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32573,How does a reporter in Central America learn that Gandhi was born in Porbandar anyway?,"Oh, I've been a Gandhi buff for a long time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32574,"Shopping, really? I should tell my friend.",Don't worry. He found the chocolate room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32575,"You will be a Jehovah's Witness. I have a few ""Awake"" magazines for you. You don't have to keep her very long. A few seconds is all I'll need. Whatiya think?","I don't know, it sounds like a good daydream, but actually doing it is too weird. Too dangerous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32576,What was so appealing about Houston?,"I hadn't been there ice skating in many years, and I had a couple of young friends with me, and we decided we wanted to go ice skating.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32577,How'd you know that?,It's right there on your golf bag.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32578,I made it up. It's horseshit!,There's no such thing as a psychic. People believe my folderol because I wear a turban and a black tuxedo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32579,"Here's to you, Luther. To being off the disavowed list.","Hey, I'm the flavour of the month!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32580,I am a princess. You have no right to order me about.,In these woods you are a commoner. Now be quiet. True royalty approaches.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32581,"She said it was up to me. If I don't, she'll go off and have the baby on her own somewhere.",So what's the problem? Girls do that all the time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32582,That's what I want to talk to you about?,I wrote a check for a thousand dollars. You guys didn't have a table that was in the kitchen?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32583,"No, no! Maybe we could interest you in some well done butterflies, or perhaps some slightly fried pansies, or better still, some stuffed shirts. And guaranteed every one of them will give you a good stiff pain in the neck.","Say, who's been tying your ties lately? It looks rotten.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32584,Ten-four. El Toro de Oro. Blast off.,"The cure's not working, Tom. Maybe we should go back to the hospital.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32585,No. I think the house is empty. I can't invite you in because I'm married and because I know who I am. You're shaking.,I'm a little cold.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32586,"You mean this sign? The one that says ""No Coloreds Allowed."" That's a good question. Ray, how come we missed the sign?","Look, ma'am, we've been driving all day. We'd just like to purchase one of those pies and we'll be on our way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32587,"What can I do for you, Doctor? A research grant? A hospital wing?","Actually, I already work for you. Or did. Your arboreal preservation project in South America.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32588,Definitely a package you don't want to open or touch.,Hope you find him. I love that dog.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32589,I can't believe it! But what about Doug?,There's a world of guys out there. I just wish I didn't have to date any of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32590,"What do we have, Malcolm. A broken- down jalopy and the clothes on our backs. We don't even own our own home. What about our children? What about me? You don't even own life insurance.",The Nation will provide for you and the children if anything happens to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32591,Please. Now I've forgotten how many spades are out.,I need some money right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32592,Why would I be pissed?,"It was a complicated situation which could have been misconstrued, causing you to maybe take offense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32593,"He never leaves the beach, Fat Sam. Never leaves. Sits in that chair, he's outta junk. Then he suddenly gets up, he's got junk. So where does it come from? Through the sand?","I think that's highly unlikely, Creasy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32594,There's nothing there for me.,"I'm sorry about what I said, really I am. Just take me with you, I don't care where.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32595,I'm not callin you Big Black Africa. Mommy and Daddy named you Julius.,BIG BLACK is the first name and AFRICA is the last.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32596,"Yeah, chemistry. My father thought I should get ahead.","Well, Meeks aced Latin and I didn't quite flunk English so if you want, we've got our study group.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32597,"He's an actor, so it can't be good.","Oh, just that he loves her. That she's the only woman who has ever really rocked his world. How he adores Siena. How he wants to move up here and get a place with the two of them and commute when he has to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32598,I'm working on it.,I keep all my numbers in my head. I've never written any down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32599,"Bring me some surgical gauze, a little tape and some disinfectant.","Yes, sir. Do you want the other cauliflower?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32600,Hello? Is anybody there?,Dwayne Pinsley? I'm trying to reach Dwayne Pinsley.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32601,It's the guard in the storeroom.,We want the cans the Jacobi home movies came in. They're in the far corner of the room under the windows.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32602,"A pretty young woman, to turn him on? I don't believe Lecter's ever seen a woman in eight years. And oh, are you ever his ""taste"" - so to speak.","I graduated magna from UVA, Doctor. It's not a charm school.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32603,Daddy guess what I beat Thomas J in monopoly yesterday.,"Ya, that rack holds six ties.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32604,How much could you grow? Realistically.,As much as I want. When these plants bud I'll probably have about six thousand dollars worth of weed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32605,Which was the disqualifying factor?,The twin part. I like to remain impartial in my contempt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32606,Last time I saw him he was this strong guy. Now he's beaten. And you liked him.,"Vivian, I want you to listen to me. The man realized that it would be better for his future and his son's future, if he cooperated.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32607,"Oh, hush. I disengaged your pain programming.",Sometimes I just wish I had a kitten.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32608,"Me? Wait a minute, you can't bring someone out of a dream!","If I can't, then you all can relax, because it'll just be a simple case of me being nuts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32609,Excuse me for living.,"What do you think, I'm blind? My brother's breaking his ass in a ring, and you're here with his wife.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32610,You eventually have to talk to him.,Why? All my mom and dad ever do is watch each other eat and they've been married for twenty years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32611,"Yeah, it was funny, it was very funny. But the show was about the two Frenchmen, now that was funny and it was warm.",We got that idea on that trip to Paris.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32612,"--she was really paranoid, the bookkeeper.","That happens to people. OK, go on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32613,"And die laughing, because you're walking so stupid!",Hey. This is my business. Do I tell you your business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32614,I thought I was fucked up.,I'll admit it's confusing from the outside. You've got to see it from the inside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32615,"The hell you will, Harry York.","Come on, Cinderella, your pumpkin awaits.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32616,Could you believe it?,"Wait here, I'll get you that martini.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32617,Reverse-Darwinism. Survival of the most idiotic.,"Listen Alan, I really appreciate you bringing me along.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32618,"Darling, my guess is that Wynant killed Julia and Dorothy knows it. And the police'll catch him without my help.",I think I would like that drink. I'll give you your Christmas present now if you'll give me mine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32619,Daddy says the Bible's a load of bunkum!,"But, we're all going to Heaven!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32620,Can I take your picture?,You don't need a picture. Just look up handsome in the dictionary.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32621,That's what you were talking about yesterday? Everybody does that in the future?,Yep. It's going to be a law. I broke up with Charlie last night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32622,What? Not the Bible?,"Well, that's not really the name, but we always called it that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32623,"Your impression is very reassuring, Brother. Of course she's had troubles, poor thing, but I sensed that was that the girl was like and I'm glad to have it reconfirmed.","You mean confirmed, Mother. I didn't confirm it before. I would have had to confirm it previously, in order for it to be reconfirmed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32624,I have a way with animals.,It's all right. He's young. Just hold out your hand a little lower so he can get the smell of you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32625,"Of course, you're not. I'm going.",You're going to be on the boat with that dirty old man?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32626,"What d'you mean, take the table away?","The Germans go into Jewish homes and they just take what they want, furniture, valuables, anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32627,What the fuck are you talking about.,"Swimming, you know, like in water, moron.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32628,"Female caucasian, thirty years old. Nice tits. No head. You ever see Mundt with anyone meets that description?","But, you know, with the head still on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32629,It's getting exciting now.,"That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32630,If you want me to.,I ain't got no money to get 'em with but I bet Vaughan will let me have some of them flowers at the store.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32631,Seventy pounds a tube. He wanted me to write for his great medical charity.,I'll put these flowers in water.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32632,What?! She wants what?!,She's the mother. That means she's within her legal rights.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32633,As if I didn't know.,I'm going to show you how to wash this tile and then you're going to do it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32634,Do you know what you're going to do?,"Try and get my old job back at UNESCO, I suppose.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32635,"They point, I shoot.",Do you have a pen? I just got promoted and don't have my new cards yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32636,Whatever it is just do it. The more we play along the faster we'll get the hell out of here.,"Really, now is not the time to make waves.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32637,"I know, George, I was there. I'm not denying that she's good.","She's even taken a job as a nurse! David Ravell's getting boring, Lyla.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32638,I was devastated. Of course.,"Thank you, Mrs. Rexroth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32639,They're still running with shields down.,"Of course. We're one big happy fleet. Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32640,"Not on the opening night, wouldn't look right.",You get the wine and I'll go see if I can rustle up some plastic cups.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32641,Why? It's not dinner time yet.,Dinner time?? You're like a dog! You just go home to eat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32642,Mr. San Pedro Sula's got an appliance shop.,But I am also with the government.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32643,"The hallway? Oh, the wastecan!","I meant no harm, it was the only place where I could find cardboard. I thought it has been thrown away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32644,"She's an awfully good reporter--I can't remember her getting too much wrong before, can you?","That's a bullshit question, that's a question straight out of Wichita, Kansas.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32645,I won't do it again. We're friends. I'll never order you about again.,"However, I won't say that I'll not take charge occasionally, and I'm going to take charge new. I've a job for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32646,"You better quit pushing me, pal.","I just want to know what goes on in the mind of a litterbug. What chemical is secreted by your smooth brain that tells you, 'It's okay, just chuck it'?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32647,Any idea what he looks like?,"My guess is male, somewhere in his 40's or 50's.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32648,"Meanwhile, you still live in New York?","You're nosey, you know that, Argyle?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32649,"Nonsense, it's all of our home. So how's work treating you?",Frustrating. Form over content. Everything's so retro.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32650,Bleeker and I were going to go to Gettysburg for spring break.,"Well, maybe you could look at one of those adoption ads. I see them all the time in the Penny Saver.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32651,"He'll kill it. He'll write a review so devastating it will shatter your career and cause the most unmanageable psychic grief. What happens to your apartment on the East River? Your house in Connecticut, where you watch things grow.",We were thinking of putting in a pool.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32652,It's a two-hundred dollar fine!,I said I'd move if a cripple came. Let's just run in the store and pick out some outfits.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32653,Just take a look at it.,"If you took the trouble to write it, then sure, I'll take a look at it. But I'm beginning to think that maybe there's more to life than music. I wonder if people would still like me if I stopped being Mr. Excitement?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32654,That'swhatI'mtalkin'bout! That'swhatI'mtalkin'bout! I want to be the first to welcome you to the second taping of Mantan - The New Millennium Minstrel Show.,My name is Honeycutt and I want to try something different. Can you do this for me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32655,He didn't have my lawyer.,I know Ruby. He's very big on respect. Likes me very much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32656,Well he missed a great pot of stew!,It was meatloaf. You just put everything in your soup.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32657,As ever you are the spy who has to see a plot wherever he looks.,"That is 5,000 dollars of Beluga ruined!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32658,"What's in here then, lead?",It's my mother's piano.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32659,A bereavement. A death in the family.,"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32660,"Who the fuck are you? Why've you been following me? Come on, fuckhead!","Hey, relax man, I'm a brother shamus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32661,"Well, I'm only judging on the basis of one afternoon and an evening, but if that's how you go about your work, I'd say you're lucky to get through a whole day.",Actually this hasn't happened to me in some time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32662,Before I get off work.,"Bring some ice cream, I'm burning up. Do you love me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32663,All they got is advertisements. Just like L.A.,"Did an exploratory and according to them, she needed an overhaul.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32664,"Yeah, but I'm buying.","Okay, there's a lot for us to go over, so it may get hard for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32665,What did you do?,I had a little encounter at the bank and our Mr. Transplant ended up under the wheels of a Chevy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32666,God. I know where they should have a commune for you. They should have a commune for you at Bellevue.,"I'm sorry, Iris. I didn't mean that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32667,How did you get so many?,I called everywhere in five states and explained this was the only way I could get my wife to marry me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32668,I don't swim. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15.,I only dog paddle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32669,"No. Absolutely, and we're going to see that it is not.",So what I want to do is stop it here. I'm going to make him an offer. I want to do it myself. I want it to come from me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32670,"That is, if you'll come to my room for an hour, I will give you five hundred dollars.",Maybe you shouldn't stand in the road like that. You're pretty drunk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32671,I don't care. I wanna hear more.,"I've loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you, Jeremiah. I've just always been too scared to show it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32672,Dr. Fronkonsteen -- look!,"Whatever it is, it's coming from down there. I'm going down to see.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32673,I think everybody at the store knows that already. They always talk about it. Maureen Ledbetter told a awful story about why you ain't allowed over at the First Baptist Church no more.,"Karl, why don't you and Melinda go take a walk. It's nice out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32674,"Let's have your license, mister.",I'm going to level with you officer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32675,"Ask, You're the girl reporter.",Okay. Let's start with these strange powers of yours.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32676,"Who are you kidding, Doc? You or me?",Can I get some paper and something to write with.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32677,What do you expect to find? A story about a guy who drove his car off a cliff in a snowstorm?,"Now, you see, it's that kind of sarcasm that's given our marriage real spice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32678,"You son of a bitch, you know what time it is?",We just left old Earth. You'll never believe what we found.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32679,"Okay, Tee's the asshole, but Mikey's the big winner.",There you two are. I walked around for an hour with that stupid martini on my tray.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32680,"Aw, Toby, we weren't doing nothing. We was just talking.","You shut your mouth, girl, and get back over to our table. Now, I'm not going to axe you again, Mister. What were you doing with my girl?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32681,What're you doing here?,"I wanted to come by, apologize for coming into your house like I did last night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32682,Thought you swore you'd never Carry that thing again.,"Yeah, well, I swore a lot of things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32683,"Gee, I don't think . . .",Come early. The view is so romantic from my balcony.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32684,"For chrissakes, it's only sand. You should see some of the stuff that's floating around in here. That sand's the cleanest thing in you, including me. Now EAT it!","Now lie down somewhere quiet and rest, I'll be back in a while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32685,No. I'm all alone.,"Just in case I don't have a chance to say goodbye, I want you to know that I haven't spent so many pleasant hours for many years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32686,"Well, I've not brought them.",It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32687,What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?!,And another thing. Stop with this spaceman thing. It's getting on my nerves.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32688,Some people like the attention. Some people are just crazy.,"You know, Peter, this could be a past life experience intruding on the present.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32689,Getting late. We better get back.,So I assume we're regarding this As just a kind of interlude.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32690,Have you made a deal with him? Did you put him on to her?,Look you better put that blade away and get your head straight. I have to put the car in the lot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32691,"Good to meet you, Dr. Wigand.","Mike's our Attorney General down here. I was just explaining to Jeff, they got a Kentucky court to issue a gag order to stop his deposition today.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32692,"Dick, Jane, and Spot.",Are you hungry? What's your favorite food? We'll try to get it for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32693,"Did you see her?! She just said ""Fuck you"" to me!",Let the record show I'm just standing here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32694,You're doing an amazing and selfless thing for us.,Vanessa has wanted a baby since we got married.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32695,You weren't there. Give me time to get some proof.,"Please, Maya. I'm trying to get us into the next century and you insist on this medieval nonsense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32696,What do I got for you?,Takes diamonds to stay on this list.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32697,"Jesus Christ, is she for real?",Oh yes. I've read it over and over again. This baby's the real deal. Daddy's little angel. A paradigm of chastity and virtue.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32698,No. I mean your relationship.,We were in love but I'm not sure I know what love is anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32699,"If there's one ideal the Federation holds most dear it's that all men, all races, can be united. From the first time the Vulcans came to Earth we've sought a future of peace. Nothing would make me more proud than to take your hand in friend- ship. In time. When trust has been earned.",I'm honored to think I might someday speak with such eloquence.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32700,"Who is it you wish to see, sir?",I want to see Stew Smith. Oh excuse me - I mean Mr. Smith.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32701,Taylor -- quit riding him.,"You're more than three hundred light years from your precious planet. Your loved ones have been dead and forgotten for twenty centuries. Even if you could get back, they'd think you were something that fell out of a tree.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32702,"Ummm. Stalling, eh? Anything new?","Why, the directors are waiting for you in the board room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32703,Are you saying that someone is paying you to be our maid and doesn't want us to know who he is?,Yes. I can live in or out just as you wish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32704,You motherfuckin' Tino. You fucked us so bad.,I fucked up. You can't help your greedy black lying ass from trying to get everything. All you've done is put a death sentence on Meeka.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32705,"Maybe I'll just use that thick skull of yours as a batterin' ram, Sefelt.","Why, my head would just squash like an eggplant, McMurphy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32706,That's a strange question. You a strange man?,"There you are, sitting next to the creator, what do you say?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32707,"We're looking for Buzz Fazeli, seen him?",I don't know no Buzz Fazeli.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32708,"--she was panicked, Carl--every time I mentioned Watergate, you could tell.",Were you eyebrow reading?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32709,"Really, now is not the time to make waves.","Hey, I'm just waiting for Cousin Itt to show up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32710,"I was going to be a physician, I am a physician, but I kept drifting over to criminal psych. This seems to be the best of both. My parents still haven't forgiven me.",I was interested in two things: computers and crime. They sort of came together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32711,It has no nobility.,"Well, these are slum kids, I was a slum kid, everybody talks like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32712,Here's your lunch. And an apple and banana for extra energy.,Maybe the treasure's a chest full of apples and bananas!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32713,What does that mean?,"Now that he's in the real world, there are no longer limitations on his behavior like there were in virtual reality. Sid is going to evolve.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32714,Let's retrofit the dish to another satellite.,We've tried. It's not working. It's almost as though they weren't even there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32715,You don't seem very disturbed by it. I've always thought Voodoo was something to be scared of: the drums sounded in the hills and everybody was frightened.,"I'm afraid it's not very frightening. They have their songs and dances and carry on and finally, as I understand it, one of the gods comes down and speaks through one of the people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32716,"Jesus, Reiben, think of the poor bastard's mother.","Hey, I got a mother. Jackson, you got a mother?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32717,I've seen some of your fossils and artifacts. They're worthless.,And that's your Minister of Science. Honor- bound to expand the frontiers of knowledge.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32718,"No, no, they, uh, you know, that can be kind of a hassle, so , uh, you know, I just stay at the Four Seasons. It's easier.","Yeah, yeah, I stay at the Four Seas, it's ease.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32719,"Well, take a look around the house. Is everything nice, but not too nice? Are there lots of, uh, rugs, pieces of art, stereo equipment, uh, furniture, a lot of things bought with cash? Does he give a lot of gifts? Do the major items in your house cover around the nine thousand-dollar range?","You're trying to get me to say something, that's why you're telling me all of this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32720,"It looks good, sir. We've got an uncorrupted hard drive.","In English, please. I didn't spend ten years protecting the president so I could finish my career feeling like an idiot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32721,"Well, you don't have to worry about getting it wrinkled.",Don't make me laugh. It makes me pee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32722,"Hey Lex, you forgot to say gazundheit.",You know what this is? It's a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32723,I certainly did not.,You've been working in that video shop too long.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32724,People show their happiness in a lot of different ways.,"Well, homeboy, looks like he's at a funeral.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32725,"Hey, I'm cruisin', man--what're you doing out here?!",I want you to throw this one at the bat rack.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32726,"I said, I'm sorry!","If you truly are sorry, son, then you better pray like you've never prayed before. God willed me to find those tickets because He wanted to hear from you. He knows you need help and He wants you to ask Him for it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32727,You're telling me you believe the guy?,"All I'm saying is, we let Sandra Van Ryan push us too hard, we're going to wind up looking stupid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32728,"I'm an American and in America, people sue. So to prevent a lawsuit, I baked a tart. And I don't bake.","So Dad rang the bell and when Tony Pee-Pants opened the door, I threw the tart at him and popped his stitches.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32729,You want the truth? Remember I tried to tell you something the other day?,"Yes, your PMS. Frida I can deal with that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32730,Will you marry me?,"Bobo, take the cart away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32731,Thanks. Always wanted to do that.,"Yeah, well I figure these are unusual circumstances.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32732,"Well then, maybe you should just read the ending.",But it won't make any sense if you hear it out of context.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32733,"I just want you to know, I love you Ted and always will.",That might be the news we've been waiting for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32734,"Cute. He was inside for about 20 minutes. The other guy, Roach, waited in the truck. They were scoping it out, right?!","Yeah, or cashing a check.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32735,"There are no commercial lanes out here. Face it, we're out of range.",Men have waited centuries to contact another form of intelligent life in the universe. This is an opportunity which may never come again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32736,"Because they have hardly any uniforms, they designate officers with colored ribbons. My lord.","By red, what rank would you say this black, officer, soldier is, Colonel?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32737,I'm frightfully sorry. There is a telephone in the Public House about a mile down the road. I suggest you use that.,"But, missus, this is an emergency. It's a matter of life and death. Me friend's lying in the middle of the road bleeding to death.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32738,Why? Didn't you know him well?,I knew him very well. We were extremely close until I dropped out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32739,"You joke about it, Sam, but we are in a state of crisis. The lines of demarcation has gotten fuzzy--to run a sucessfull civilization you got to have lines of demarcation between right and wrong, between this one and that one--your Daddy understood that. He was like the whatchacallit-- the referee for this damn menudo we got down here. He understood how most people don't want their sugar and salt in the same jar.","You mixed drinks bad as you mix metaphors, you be out of a job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32740,"I haven't met anybody here that I like, particularly. They all seem to have the St. Vitus Dance.[12] Except you, of course. People here are funny. They work so hard at living - they forget how to live Last night, after I left you, I was walking along and looking at the tall buildings and I got to thinking about what Thoreau said. They created a lot of grand palaces here - but they forgot to create the noblemen to put in them.",I'd rather have Mandrake Falls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32741,It will never make house Beautiful. I guess it's O.K. for one night.,There is the bathroom. I put in soap and a toothbrush.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32742,Whatever helps you cope.,I guess it's better than having tribal patterns carved in my face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32743,"That's two hundred dollars a day? So he can get a hooker and some tequila. Veto, Darwin.",Guess I know who wears the penis in this family.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32744,"I'm going to hang up now, Miles.","You see, Vicki, I just heard about this today, you getting married that is, and I was kind of taken aback. Kind of hard to believe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32745,I hear that's a rather popular date.,"Jerk. Here I am, throwing myself at you, succumbing to your wily charms, and you call me a slut, in so many words.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32746,No. Of course not.,And that's why I want you to be on the Pleasantville Chamber of Commerce.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32747,"They've got to find shelter soon, and so do we. How are you holding up?","You know me, I'm a night person.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32748,"You know, at the bus stop. With the hair?",That was about a year ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32749,"You don't understand a thing, do you, Drag?","Luke, you got to listen to me. All you got to do is just give up nice and quiet, just play it cool.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32750,Well there you go. I let you off the hook. You're one goddamn lucky actress.,"Not really. I mean your books have always been pop, but this is the shallowest of the bunch. That's what all our friends think, anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32751,"I've adjusted, and thanks for asking.","See the pull of a book like Twenty Chefs, is not who I put in. It's who I leave out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32752,Oh shit. What is that?,A sheep dog or something. Turn slowly and let's walk away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32753,Hear what he said? You know how much twenty million is?,I don't care how much it is. You sit right there and eat your lunch. You haven't touched a thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32754,It doesn't look all that different.,"Let's hope so, Bones. Mr. Sulu, set us down in Golden Gate Park.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32755,I'm not. What's the problem?,"We're supposed to have gold-trimmed padded seats, now they're telling me that there was a mistake and we can't have padded.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32756,What's it to you?,I don't want no dirty money. I run an honest business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32757,Read it. Bruce and Harriett Nyborg. What happened here?,Fuck. I had them on River Glen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32758,If it came down to it what would you do?,I do not know. I pray that I shall never have to raise my sword against one that I call friend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32759,"Conklin might've been a nut, but he wasn't a mole. You have me his calendar for a couple of days, I'll prove he killed Lincoln. This is supposed to be definitive?","What's definitive, is that I just lost two people in Berlin!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32760,"Steve. Board of Education Steve who likes you? He goes for us hot-blooded Mexican girls, I can tell.","Spanish, please. My mother would have a heart attack.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32761,You're an understandin' fella.,"So, this is the last time I see you then unless I do bad?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32762,What is he being charged with?,"I don't know, but under no circumstances would I talk about it here. I want you to go home and relax the best you can. Continue your life as if nothing has happened. That is very important.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32763,Your father gave them to both of you.,And he's right over there by the way. What did you do to your face?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32764,"Oh no, no. I'm not the marrying kind.",I should be going. You can drop the cup off anytime.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32765,"What is it, Smith?","I just saw Weir, I think he was messing around on the Clark.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32766,"Yeah, I recollect it.",Would you go see her with me? I kind of thought I might take her some flowers like that woman done you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32767,I have nothing to hide.,"There is no smoking in this building, Ms. Tramell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32768,That's true -- but the emotion is still there. They just learn to control it.,What about you? Aren't there times when a young child is telling you a story so sad you just want to cry?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32769,Let's not close our eyes. There are many good things to see here too.,I think I need my glasses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32770,Our plane crashed. In the Grand Canyon. A big fiery explosion. We never made it to L.A. They needed dental records to identify us. And this place. This. Actually. Is. Heaven.,"Then there must be a whole room, made completely of chocolate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32771,"Okay, now you gone and done it. You done messed with my business bitch!","Sir, I would prefer if you didn't raise your voice. It's making my muscles tighten.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32772,"-Look. You want to kill a Good Guy, but not be a Bad Guy, you wait until a Bad Guy kills the Good Guy, and then you come in and kill the Bad Guy, and then you're the Good Guy.","So if we do his job, we're the bad guys. If we do our job, we're the good guys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32773,"I agree. We play along for now, we might wind up learning something about how their world ticks.",Either that or feeding the worms.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32774,"There was these two old boys hung their peckers off of a bridge to piss, one old boy from California and one old boy from Arkansas. Old boy from California says, ""Boy this water's cold."" Old boy from Arkansas says ""Yeah, and it's deep too."" Get it? That's a goodun.","Yeah, that's a goodun. I believe you did tell me that one before. I've heard that a bunch. Long time ago.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32775,"I get scared really easy, okay.",You gotta go with it. Scary movies are great foreplay.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32776,You see me and my friends are writing a book on offbeat roadside attractions. You know all the crazy shit you see when you drive cross country.,I don't drive cross country.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32777,It seem to have stopped the big fellow in his tracks.,Ayegor! Find out where that music is coming from as quietly and as blindingly fast as you can.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32778,"Hey relax, you think I kidnapped him or something?","This is California, anything is possible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32779,"Well, if it's nothing, then why do I have to go into the hospital at all? I mean, uh, I hear perfectly fine, so I'm, so I'm a little weak on the, on the high decibels. So I, you know, I won't go to the opera.","You know, there's no reason for panic. I just want to rule out some things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32780,You're a butcher? What do you use pig intestines for?,You stuff sausage in it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32781,When do you ever point the soles of your feet at people?,I'm saying don't do it accidently.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32782,"In a way, yes. Your fate is inexorably connected to them.","Great. First I have a birthright, now I've got a fate. Hey, do I have to take notes on this?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32783,What do you mean?,"After he gets a blow job, he likes to have the cum spit back into his mouth while kissing. It's called snowballing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32784,"Jesus, so much for delicacy. I pegged you for a master of understatement, beating around the bush and all that buzz.",I use it but I don't understand it when other people use it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32785,Hey! Wait a minute! There's no birthday party for me here!,"Thank you, Desmond. What's the reason for your truancy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32786,"Because next time it's going to be the barry place and all my work ruined. If you've no respect for your horrible self, you at least might have some for me who'se sweated over you. He slaps Alex on the knee.",A big black mark I tell you for every one we don't reclaim. A confession of failure for every one of you who ends up in the stripy hole.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32787,I came to see you. How you feel?,"I gotta pain in my left side, and my leg throbs like a drum.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32788,"Like even today. I woke up this morning, you know? And the sun was shining and everything was nice. Then the first thing that happens is I see you and I thought this is going to be one terrific day so you better live it up, boy, 'cause tomorrow maybe you'll be nothing.",I'm sorry I treated you mean today. You shouldn't believe what I say when I'm with the kids. Nobody acts sincere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32789,"Oh come on Harry, we're talking about five days here.",I really think we're going overboard for just a simple school assignment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32790,So what do you keep in there?,"Oh, things. Photos. Tapes. I tape everything that goes on in this office.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32791,Do you keep in touch with them?,All the time. We all live in Southie. I live with three of them now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32792,"I just don't know if this says, ""me"". What's the fabric?",It can erase all those things about you that you wish didn't exist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32793,Where is he?? He was supposed to meet me.,"Hey relax, you think I kidnapped him or something?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32794,This isn't in our database?,I just assumed she ran away. Happens a lot around here. Look around. This place is an invitation to run away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32795,"Frankly, Treves, it's not what I'd expected. A few small cheques. Well- wishers. Don't worry, these things undoubtedly take time.",But he's so afraid he's going to be carted off. I've promised him that won't happen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32796,"If she's not there, mother and I are leaving anyhow!","I know how you feel, Bruce, but you've got to forgive her. She's only a woman, after all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32797,What if we're witnessing the end of touch dancing?,Mmm. This is nice. I always loved the way you kiss. I missed you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32798,"She's off with Jimmy, that's her boyfriend.","That's lonely for you, I guess. I always think of motel rooms as lonely.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32799,Wait a minute. Now I know where I've heard of you. You're the gadget guy.,"""Gadget guy?"" While I may not be in a league with these unfortunate geniuses, I am, sir, in my own humble way, a man of science.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32800,I don't think you are sufficiently in awe of it. Get the castor oil.,"Oh, Mother, not the castor oil.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32801,I'm not a fool! And I'm not capable of being fooled! Not even by women!,I didn't mean that as a slur on your manhood. I'm sorry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32802,An evil petting zoo?,"You always do that! Anyways, this is really hard, because, you know, my Dad is really evil.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32803,I could swear I heard my son call me.,You probably heard the wind stirring up those dead leaves over there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32804,"I said okay, Jake.","Yeah, yeah. If she'd come in here saying she was Shirley Temple you'd say okay to that, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32805,Where the fuck are they going? To butcher a sheep? I thought this was a robbery.,"Where did they get those outfits from? Haven't we got some like that, Tom?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32806,"Let's mingle a little, shall we?","I said a masked ball, not a costume party.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32807,It's just an assignment.,"It's Anna Sui, you should be doing it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32808,"So that's cool with you, then?","Yeah, wizard, I guess. I mean do what you think is right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32809,Is this Neighborly Life Insurance?,"Oh, umm, yes, this is Dwight Campbell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32810,That was for Anders.,Don't forget goatee boy. I greased him up on the diamond run.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32811,What are you doing here so early?,"Well I brought something, I wanted to show you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32812,OK. Be careful. And lighten up. Story of your life could be right round the corner.,That is the story of my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32813,Shit. I think I started a fire.,"If our feet get hot, you grab the piano.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32814,I understand. I'm just real curious like you said.,I was the same way when I was you age. I guess that's what got me into this business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32815,"Hey, the Terminator! Blow 'em away Ollie.","And, I'm pretty sure we got the Beezer Brothers out of Tulsa coming in with us and I'm working on the Silverberg boys in Canada.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32816,Since you were a child?,"Yes, Thomas. I have always been here. I have always worked in the garden.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32817,I'll say. This is solid gold.,I gave her some advice on an idiotic script.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32818,All right! Very good! There's a barbarian in there after all!,"Todd, there's a picture of Whitman over the door. What does he remind you Of? Quickly, Anderson, don't think about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32819,I don't want anything but a ride. All I want to do is go home.,You could buy a car for twenty grand. You could buy this car.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32820,Five thousand should be enough to assuage any qualms you have about my family tree.,"Yeah, but of course for now, I only get a twenty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32821,"Yeah, sure, no problem, you're welcome.",My daughter lives across the street from you people and she tells me that you keep this area safe. Is that true?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32822,What's wrong Miles? Did I spend too much?,Miles. I have a very good relationship with all the salesmen. I can return everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32823,"Oh goody, nothing like spinning my chair around to a techno mix of Hava Nagila til I puke.","Uh, we should be getting to class now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32824,"Nice going, Ray! What were you trying to do -- drown me?","Look, Zeddemore, it wasn't my fault you were too stupid to drop that line.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32825,"I've noticed it, too. I'll cough up the money, Ellen.",I hate that smell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32826,"It didn't work Dewey. We tried, we're different.",You used to say that was our strength.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32827,It's brought people back to the church.,Isn't that why we were asked to sing for those Cardinals?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32828,"Oh yes. Like I said, they always came out together to see him off to school. It's like he was their little treasure. He was such a beautiful boy. That's a picture of him on the wall there, behind Abbott.",Those are all from the fair last year. Abbott and me were judges at the pet show.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32829,But what if Sarris survives?,"Oh, I don't think so. I gave him both barrels.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32830,I guess I hadn't thought through how I felt.,"What, you were going to come over the next day all calm and say, Kelly that really made me mad? Don't tell me you're mad. Be mad. Be who you are right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32831,"Praetor. You have the whole fleet at your disposal. They supported the coup, they'll follow you.",The Scimitar will serve my needs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32832,It's all just business to you. Him. Me. Your life. Everything's business.,It's what I do for a living. It's how I make money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32833,So you wouldn't have any idea where he might be?,Have you tried Walla Walla? Kokomo's very nice this time of year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32834,That's because I am.,"It's okay. This kind of thing happens. It's just never happened to me. I'm sorry. It's true though. Mm. So, um, what's your TCB tattoo stand for? What's that about?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32835,"Yeah. Why else would he come back to Australia? If he had them both, he could sell them anywhere.",I kill Chimera at Biocyte and he's sitting on a cure without a disease.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32836,"Now, while I freely admit total ignorance on the subject, I have heard of Bruce Lee. And I was under the impression that Bruce Lee was one of the, if not the greatest fighter in the history of martial arts.",That's what Tim said.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32837,How about the ones on that shelf?,"Yeah, I read those.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32838,"I know, look at his little hands.",I'm sorry I couldn't come pick you up honey.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32839,"If dou're trying to get in, dou're doo late.","Oh no, I know that class isn't for me. But I'm happy for you guys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32840,No way. This is lucky. Couple years ago some buddies and I went hang gliding off these cliffs in New Zealand. Updraft sent me right into the side. BOOM!,That does sound lucky.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32841,There's terror everywhere. If you train yourself to look for it.,"Well, Bruce, some types are a little more obvious than others.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32842,That's an extremely negative response.,"Yes, Janet. Leave the crying to Brad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32843,Me? Why would I get into that shit?,"I know what you did inside. You did what you had to do. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking from now on, outside. I'm talking right here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32844,Thirty-second opening in the roof and a 250-foot drop.,"I'm not waiting 48 hours. When we're done at Biocyte, if she's not out of Ambrose's, I'm going in and getting her out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32845,"Let's make it more interesting. I will answer any question you ask. But, for each answer, you must remove one article of clothing.","That's funny, Mr. Whale.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32846,"I can see that you're still very bitter about us, but in the interest of science, I'm going to give it my best shot. Let's go to work, boys.",So what happened to Mr. Right? I hear he ditched you and the kid and moved to Europe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32847,"Then it's our asses, isn't it?",And we'll all have to go to work for a living.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32848,"You still don't get it, do you? You want to make an omelet, you break a few eggs - I needed to know just how bad the disease was - in the real world, not the lab. And you never know til you try. You thought you were genetically splicing together strains of influenza to create a cure for all influenzas. But I saw you creating a disease so terrible in Chimera that the cure would be priceless.",You wanted the disease in order to peddle the cure.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32849,"Not anymore, Mr. O'Brien. The nanobot has changed that.","If you think I would ever give you the nanobot after this, you are deluding yourself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32850,How much money did you leave up there?,Like three dollars in mixed change and a couple of singles. People only get the paper of coffee this time of morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32851,I didn't say that. Why would I say that?,Well Daddy and I were thinking that sometimes people tell a story about what they wish would happen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32852,"Man, I don't like that part.",It washes off. I tell them we're doing it the same way as before. They'll follow Sheronda. I hate the idea of leaving her for a fall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32853,"Words, words, words! Sally has been tutoring George in the philosophies, isn't that right?","William, we've been studying hard, I really know my stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32854,"Now keep that between us, Dennis, cuz I don't know what kinda Johnny Law they got here.","Hey, Brooks, come over here. I want you to meet a coupla fellas from Denver.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32855,"Everything is real in here, honey. As real as the color of my hair.","I'll take the iced coffee. You only live once, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32856,"I don't give a hoot in hell's hollow what it means to her! She can't stay in this house forever! I fired her, damn it!","It sounds like a farm to me. Calling it a dairy establishment, that's just trickery and flummery.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32857,"Yes I have, and do I look like a happy man? Was all that drama with Brenda a happy thing for me to do? Huh? Was it? Is she a part of my life now?","This is totally different. I'm talking about avoiding what you're talking about. That's the distinction. I have not made the commitment yet. I am not married. I have not said the words. In a few days, I might get married, and if I do, then I won't be doing stuff like this anymore. Otherwise, what's the whole point of getting married?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32858,"I dunno, I daren't go in there - just about get her wired up, and the fucking mayor walks in - mad as hell - what are we doing fuck- ing with his staff? We should be out chasing major violators ..",I wish he'd tell that to Citrine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32859,What are you doing here?,I'm back from the dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32860,What are you thinking about?,"I'm thinking about Moonpies. Ain't that funny? I haven't had a Moonpie since I was ten years old. Right now, I'm thinking how much I'd love one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32861,"Yeah, but I introduced you guys. You never would've met if not for me. That's got to be worth something.",I trust you're moving us to a better space somewhere on campus.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32862,Where are you going?,"Well I've kind of had my fill of the place, you know what I mean?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32863,Ancient Egyptian trick. You'll see.,"Do you realize, we are standing inside a room that no one has entered in over four thousand years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32864,I said horseshit. Horseshit.,"Yes, sir, that's what it looks like. I'll give you that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32865,"Exactly. Hey, how 'bout this -- what if I don't have any lines? I'll do the part mute!","Look, it's Dr. Tom. Hey, Dr. Tom!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32866,A page-break signal. A period.,Not if you think like a Vegan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32867,You have grown up very good.,And you have grown older and your chin has grown balder.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32868,"Now your signature. Not ""Dickie"". Your signature.",Without the glasses you're not even ugly. I don't need them because I never read. How do I look.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32869,You need the words?,"Yes, I need them very much. And if you ever say them I'll never let you take them back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32870,"Corrado, why don't you ask them to give it to us as a gift?",Really! So that you can stuff it with your geraniums.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32871,"Bloody hell, Tom! This is a bit heavy. This is London, not the Lebanon' Who do you think I am?",I think you're Nick the Greek.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32872,It wasn't a trick!,Oh sure. A man flies in the sky like a pigeon and it wasn't a trick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32873,"Just don't call him, Alan!","The guy's in a coma, Bob.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32874,"Anderson, Arthurs, Boulier. What is this?",The guest list. It hasn't been updated since the murder of the president.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32875,Let's talk in the car.,I feel like you're turning me into a VCR.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32876,What is this about no water?,"It's true, sir, the water has been turned off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32877,"Yeah, sure. I'm Corky.",I heard you working in here and I just wondered if you'd like a cup of coffee?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32878,"I look good, that's it. So what else do you do for these girls?",I buy them flowers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32879,"Dad's like doing his Up With People routine, mom hasn't been saying much.",I don't know. Dad seems a little weird.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32880,Oh Lord! I'd do just about anything for that!,You and a lot of other people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32881,I don't need any advice from you! Get me a doctor!,"I'm sorry, but we have no doctors here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32882,What are you going to do?,"He did his best to destroy my most precious possession, which is the high opinion women have of me. I'm now going to even that score. I'm going to break in his door and I'm going to smash his violin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32883,Sure. You can have it. Where's your bag? In the car?,"It's utilitarian, I'll say that for it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32884,That's a long time.,"I'm hip. But you know, I'm comfortable here. It's easy work. I know what I'm doing. Everybody who works here is my buddy. I'm friendly with most of the customers. I just hang around and talk about comic books all day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32885,Does something else worry you?,I just feel like I'm always starting over. You said how many bonds you wrote?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32886,What did you tell him about the baby?,"That there isn't one, as of today. I had my period. I couldn't believe it. He still wanted to marry me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32887,What night? What do you mean?,You always give me the doll on the same night of the year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32888,"Looks a little spooky boys, you think we should do this?","Never fear, Tony is here. Ladies first.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32889,Not if you're with him every step of the way.,"The man played judge, jury, and executioner with eight people's lives. He lost control and is capable of doing it again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32890,And I don't want to have a washwoman for a wife.,"Well, son, I'm glad to see a Stone come up in the world again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32891,I thought you wanted me here?,"Alright I'm here, now show your face so we can finish this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32892,"He had business at the hotel, but he'll drop in for dinner.","You look wonderful, kid; really wonderful. That doctor did some job on your face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32893,Even so I always felt the decision to burst in and rob it very much remained with me.,Why else would you send off for me? If you just wanted sex just go to a prostitute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32894,It's not really important.,"Fine, forget it. It's obvious that we're not going to be friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32895,Ten of clubs. You still gonna sign up for Starside R&D ?,Passport to the Universe. Who wouldn't want that ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32896,How old is he?,I think he's 18 or 17.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32897,"Hannah, I know it's a lot, but my friend April and I, we have this catering idea I think's going to be great.","You admit that we're great cooks, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32898,Mrs. Kintner must've put her ad in Field and Stream.,Looks more like the readers of the National Enquirer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32899,What I will do is keep names out of it till we got some answers or hit a dead end. You know how the press is with a murder story--even if it's forty years old.,"Yeah, it's a pretty cold trail.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32900,"Well, all right . . .","Mr. Potter, what makes you such a hard-skulled character? You have no family - no children. You can't begin to spend all the money you've got.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32901,"When you finish, what then?",I go my way and you can write all you want about the big bad Mr. Taupin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32902,"Just out of curiosity, do you have any friends whose names don't begin with a J? I feel like it was a failure of the imagination on our part naming you Jonah. What is marjoram? Does anyone know?",Jed is having a slumber party New Year's Eve and he invited me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32903,No less a creature than the Lindfarne Worm.,"So I'm to be a dragon-slayer, is that it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32904,"Even a God that wasn't active, that just created something and stood back and watched?","You're talking about a man in a white beard again. You're ascribing human characteristics to something that isn't human. Human beings look for causes and patterns. How could we know what Solaris is up to, if anything?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32905,"Where'd they teach you to talk like this -- some Panama City ""Sailor want to hump-hump bar""? Or was today getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey. Sell crazy some place else -- we're all stocked up here.",There is a seriously goofy man behind this. You are not allowed to block out that fact.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32906,"And live with me in a storeroom behind a hardware store in Fairvale. We'll have a lot of laughs. When I send my ex-wife her money, you can lick the stamps.",I'll lick the stamps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32907,I improved on the fucking original.,Let's hope so. Once you come out and okay everything I'll give Caitlin the sign that she can bring the painting on over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32908,"Fausto and I -- we took the boat out, we were fishing, and then it was dawn and we'd caught absolutely nothing.","Well, we ate everything without you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32909,You're in this up till ya neck.,"Don't shoot me, I'm just the piano players.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32910,"Huh. Maybe a little strawberry. Yeah, strawberry. I'm not so sure about the cheese.",Now set your glass down and get some air into it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32911,I'll bet. Would it really put you out if they tossed that on the grill for a minute or two?,Our bodies do not assimilate the nutrients if the food has been cooked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32912,Just trying to make it look real.,Look over there. That's the eye in the sky room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32913,"Actually, I am, though.","You know, that Daddy of yours is the funniest man, the things he says, you never know what's going to come out of his mouth next.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32914,"You spent it on drugs, didn't you?","Hi, Viv. Carlos, you know my roommate, Viv.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32915,Where are you going?,"Well, if you won't let me smoke grass, then at least I'll go get myself some cigarettes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32916,"Well, it's just when I see a really good movie I really like to go out and get some pie, and talk about it. It's sort of tradition. Do you like to eat pie after you've seen a good movie?",I love to get pie after a movie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32917,"I understand, I think. Other women?","Yeah. It's like I was a different guy then I am today. I can't remember that guy. I see these women, they think I'm someone else, and I'm not that guy anymore. I'm not sure who Kristy knew.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32918,"That's right, Missus Fusari. It was a very nice affair.","That's the big tall one, the fellow with the moustache.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32919,What did they say before the bad card came up?,"You'll meet a rich man and he will give, you money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32920,"She blames Tony Pee-Pants Pinterello for everything. The fall of the British Empire, the Cold War, the internet.",It was just after we moved here. My little girls got in a fight over Tony Pee-Pants and they haven't made up since.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32921,You're saying you willed these events to happen?,"I don't know, I'm very confused right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32922,"There must be some connection between the plane and this place. They must have deliberately brought us here. Why, Bob? What reason could they have for doing a thing like that?",That's what's on the other side of the hill.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32923,Show me just Agatha's data stream.,"For that, we have to go for a ride.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32924,What are you talking about? You got real problems.,"I know. I'm a little bit nervous. Suddenly everything seems so easy. Carol, a load has been lifted.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32925,"Pulse, slow, very little pressure.",Look at that right eye.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32926,Allowing Max to see you and hear what you've got to say.,I don't communicate very well through a shroud.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32927,Let me see this.,Doesn't it say we have to provide these armbands ourselves? Where will we get them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32928,The only thing I want to hear is your silence.,"I must make them very nervous if they let you out of prison. You know, we have so much in common - we have such history together - I've been thinking we should become friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32929,Didn't anyone ever tell you it's impolite to -- What happened?,I met a man with sharp nails.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32930,"Sweetheart, what is it?",I always wanted Craftsman tools. He even got me the limited edition Buckeye colors.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32931,"Now, Mr. Spicoli, comes a rare moment for me. Now I have the unique pleasure of squaring our account. Tonight, you and I are going to talk in great detail about the Davis Agreement, all the associated treaties, and the American Revolution in particular. Now if you can just turn to Chapter 47 of Lord of Truth And Liberty.","Hey, it's in my locker, Mr. Hand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32932,Is this a state secret or are we being excluded just for the fun of it?,Susan's patient is whom we are talking about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32933,"What, motherfucker? You drinking 'the witch' after dinner?",Yeah. That fernet tastes like tar. My grandfather tried to give me that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32934,We are animals after all.,"Ergo if I can teach table manners to mice, I can teach them to humans. If I can teach table manners to humans, I can save the world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32935,Have you known this all along?,Well you can understand why we didn't say anything. If word got out that we had a track on the money it would only work against us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32936,You never lose a gift like that. You just forget how to use it. How about it? Will you try?,You sound like Peter Pan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32937,You don't know where your mother is? Does she put on a short skirt and go drinking all night?,"She went to the fight with Herb Shuttle, I guess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32938,It's all arranged. I'll send over some evening gowns for the sisters that you select to accompany Mr. Merrick. You'll be using the Royal entrance and Princess Alexandra herself will be there to welcome him to her private box.,"I'm very grateful to you, Mrs. Kendal. This is just the thing to help him forget his ordeal. John will be very excited.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32939,"Half my life is over, and I have nothing to show for it. I'm a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.",See? Right there. Just what you just said. That's beautiful. A thumbprint on a skyscraper. I couldn't write that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32940,"We were eating and puking together in harmony until one day, Tony walked me home from school. He was my first boyfriend. I was fourteen.",So Tony Pee-Pants starts ignoring Kat. He wanted to play with me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32941,It takes a lot of effort.,I don't wonder. Stop me if I'm wrong but do we really have any way of knowing if this is the real you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32942,Maybe you should get over fears.,"Well, Mr. Parker it seems that your is not the wardrobe of choice tonight. I'm quite confident that my tie is looking better than yours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32943,From the oddest place. His parent's told him. I don't think I got that memo.,So now I suppose he's trying to make those two dancers feel as comfortable as possible.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32944,"What? What the fuck do you know about the third world? You been there? No? No, well, I have. Fuckers live like sardines in a can over there, you know. Everything stinks. It's true, there's no, you know, law, no order. No nothing. The assholes come over here, they think it's gonna be the same.","Hey, he's a human being you can give him that much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32945,"Well, I have to admit my game's a little rusty, but I love polo. It's unrelenting, a constant challenge to the senses. Really a beautiful experience.","Rick, I want to cut through the b.s.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32946,"Okay, just one more stop and you'll be all set. Victoria's Secret.",What do I need overpriced fancy underwear for? Shouldn't a guy have already decided that he likes me before he sees me in lingerie?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32947,"Oh, Christ, it's true.","Let's just say who should win, who deserves to win is Amber.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32948,Does all that make it harder for you to hate him or easier?,"I don't hate White. I really don't. It's just, in my business, it's the wild cars you have to watch out for.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32949,"What, are you alright?","My eye, is there something in my eye?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32950,"Sure do. Did you bring back ""Ghost Dad""?",There you go. I love Bill Cosby pictures.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32951,I don't know what you're going to ask me questions about. You may ask things that I won't want to answer.,You will swear to tell the truth about whatever you are asked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32952,So is Dewey your real name?,Dwight. Dewey was something I got stuck with a long time ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32953,"Okay, we're going to try a little group hypnosis.","Take us there, Kristen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32954,Let's wait awhile Janet. We don't want to interfere with their celebrations.,This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce Brad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32955,"My book? The Herodotus? Yes, we can read him.",Oh - I've found plums. We have plums in the orchard. We have an orchard! She has peeled a plum and now slips it into his mouth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32956,"Hey, what's your problem?","I guess, the truth is I'm just not comfortable with the idle rich. Even when they try to act like heroes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32957,I'm Janet Majors and this is my husband Brad.,"We've been hearing some bad things about you, Brad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32958,"This isn't a comic book store, right. It's a bakery.",This is just our cover. We're dedicated to a higher purpose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32959,What did you do to your hair?,"My truck overheated, so I opened the hood and my hair got caught in the fan belt. So I had to get a haircut.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32960,Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.,I just stopped by to tell you that I checked out the Acme probate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32961,"Baumgartner sound Irish to you, fuck face?","Now look Rozengurtle, we're sorry. Just relax.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32962,"This is embarrassing, really. I shan't tell this story when I return home.",He's accelerating to Mark 6.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32963,"Yes, I suppose so.","This has been really difficult, this whole thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32964,"No one, sir. It was just me. I did the proofing so I inserted my article in place of Rob Crane's.","Mr. Dalton, if you think you're the first to try to get thrown out of this school, think again. Others have had similar actions and they have failed just as surely as you will fail. Bend over and grab your shins.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32965,You? Why? Since when have you become the protector of little children?,"I'm not concerned about the child, Toddy. It's you I'm thinking of, I'd like to see you prove that a lot of things I know haven't hurt Toddy MacFarlane any.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32966,"Darling, I don't care whether you can look Gallagher in the face or not, but you're gonna be a good boy and wear garters.","Honey, I love you. I'll eat spinach for you. I'll go to the dentist twice a year for you. I'll wash behind my ears for you. But I will never wear garters!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32967,-- You should meet my father.,We've been together too long. His personality is overflowing into mine and vice versa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32968,And let my policy expire? Sorry.,"Look, Bodhi man. People are dead. The ride is over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32969,"I had to sneak by the guards to get here. They say you're highly unstable, have a depressive personality, and may hold back my own recovery.",Wow. I'm bad news.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32970,I'm not running out and getting that piece of shit a Coke.,"Fine. Julie, why don't you make a food run? What's around here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32971,What are you trying to say?,It's just that I feel like it's maybe not a good idea for us to keep going out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32972,But why draw it on the wall?,This ship is full of cat hair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32973,"I know, but we can make it out of here. We can do it.","That was good babe, just keep doing that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32974,Be careful. Gaming agents are all over the place.,"So, I'm lucky. I'm not allowed to get lucky in this place?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32975,Right. Okay. Bob. Nice to know you.,"So, Bob, how long have you been in? St. K's?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32976,What weapons do you have?,"Just about anything I want, it looks like. This is gonna be tough, though. There's no way to save this game. I gotta get it right the first time through.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32977,I think she'll like this very much.,"Listen, Daniel, hang on one second.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32978,But this isn't the jungle! This is New York. How did it get here? A thing like that crossed two continents. It makes no sense!,We think it may have something to do with the eggs we found in the crate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32979,"No, not at all, Mr. Jason.","Why, Mr. Jason. Most of these books are on the closed shelf. You have to get permission.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32980,He grabbed me! He held me! He set me down gently! How could that be done with mirrors?,"Look, there was probably a trampoline on the roof somewhere and this joker just took a big bounce.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32981,Cut away from me?,"Honestly, it's a little old hat. They don't want that any more.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32982,That's my own theory based on a Mexican food called the burrito. I had it once when my parents took me to Disneyland.,I know what a burrito is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32983,I don't care. She's always been neutral in politics and that's not going to change.,"Well, how about the shopping center?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32984,Because I'm pissed off. Now give me your cash.,This is bad public relations. I was planning to do a lot of business with you. But now I'm going to have to go elsewhere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32985,She must make a glaive.,"Lyssa, your bracelets. Bend them straight and cross them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32986,They don't even realize they should be frightened.,"Well, let's help them with that. Take the legs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32987,"See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?",Absolutely. I was watching you watching me. I was waiting for you in that alleyway. And then you began to speak.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32988,"Yeah, Bandit II, Que pasa?",That's a Texas bubble gum machine on your back porch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32989,"Yes. It's good that someone can have the use of them. Besides, in your clothes you'd stand out to strangers.",I should tell you these do not have buttons. See? Hooks and eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32990,That there was a gun pointed at me.,"I saw you look off when Francois nodded his head. I figured he wasn't pointing out a particularly rare shrub, and the rest was easy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32991,I believe it too. He really just wants her to be happy.,He is so sweet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32992,I've gotten the 'sackaroo' in many ways - but never in rhyme.,"Oh, I don't mean that. I'm sure I'm going to need your help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32993,"Oh come on, Cecil.","Hey, Chinese people have this energy field that vibrates at a particular frequency.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32994,"You're preparing him for a career in the slaughterhouses of Dubuque? Take care of your body, yes! But don't become a bender of horseshoes and railroad spikes. Don't become obsessed by your musculature. Any one of these poor, dead animals here was a thousand times the athlete you can ever hope to be. Their magic was in their muscles. Your magic is in your brains!",Gentlemen! Is this right for a fight? It's been so long.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32995,"I-I would love to talk to you about, uh, that script. I-I, you know, I think maybe that we could do something with it.","Okay, and listen, I would like to hear what made you suddenly decide to drop out of life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32996,This is a photo of hair.,"Well, it's the same woman. And he was crazy about her. What is this? This is from Seattle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_32997,He's on the other side of the river.,So who gave the order to bring me to this side of the river??,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32998,New Hushpuppies don't make a new man.,You've obviously never had your dogs nestled in thousand dollar Italian loafers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_32999,"So, did you find my dad?","Well, I got some good news and some bad news.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33000,"What's your next step, Nick?",Right back to California. We've got to go home and rest up from our vacation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33001,"Oh yes. Why, you told me to sell them a long time ago.",I'd never tell you to sell those. I bought them for my daughter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33002,It's not that kind of date.,Hey even if it is more power to ya. Alrighty then. Have a good time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33003,"It's just a picture of the backyard, that's all.",I know. But there's one important change. The flowers in Thorwald's pet flower bed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33004,I was wondering if you had any movies that were particularly new.,"Matter of face there's this flick I've been hearing about. I haven't seen it, but from what I hear it's pretty cool.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33005,"And then we get here, the Castavets', where last night's shit--storm took place.","I see. It's like as if he's going in a pattern. Is that what you're saying, Bill?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33006,"And, take some more pictures.","Wow, you are smart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33007,"Well, I thought they were more like a cantaloupe.","Ha ha ha, that's some idea, a cantaloupe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33008,Your Spiderman Pez dispenser!,"Okay, you win. I'm pissed off. I'm seriously peeved.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33009,"That road can be a bad one at night, Melanie.",If I go across to Santa Rosa I'll come onto the freeway much earlier.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33010,"You're so young, this is not the time to start acquiring bad habits.","Mom, is there any coffee left?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33011,Ronnie! How are you? You work here now?,"No, I'm just visiting my man. Dante, this is Willam Black. This is Dante Hicks, my boyfriend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33012,Yes. I like to watch very much.,"Well, if that's what you want, then I want it too. We can go this way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33013,I wouldn't believe it?,I don't know. I just think that you would love it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33014,I'm well aware of this asinine article. And I am thinking very seriously of suing this rag of a newspaper.,It says that this company has heavily Fascist ties to the French secret army organization that tried to assassinate de Gaulle in 1960.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33015,I'm staying with the ship. I'll be all right. Now hurry.,"Thanks for everything, Taylor. Will I see you again?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33016,Was massacring all those people worth being separated from your wife for the rest of your life?,Do you think up these questions or the girl with no tongue?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33017,"No, she's got epilepsy.","Yeah. That's what I said, sick in the head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33018,To the first LETAC engineer to go into production on prototypes.,"As long as you keep overpaying me, I'll be the first to go into production on three, and four, as well.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33019,"I don't mention that Anna's a vegetarian, did I?","I have some parsnip stew from last week. If I just peel the skin off, it'll be perfect.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33020,"You're in civilization now, man, ease up.",I'd like you to go wait in the car. How's that? Take her with you and put her in back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33021,"You know, that's the fourth time you've said that today. You should have a record made of it.",Shall we go inside? I should so like to show you some of our rare treasures.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33022,Who cares about bugs ? You can't go anywhere if you don't know math.,Don't be so sure. I like you even if you are dumb with numbers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33023,"Counselor, you're insulting me.","Counselor, you're bluffing. Shall I push for misdemeanor two?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33024,Call off your watch-dogs you said.,"Just the same, you call the airport and let me hear you tell them. And remember, this gun's pointed right at your heart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33025,My pleasure. I'm Orson Welles.,"Oh. Um, I'm Ed Wood! So, what are you working on now?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33026,What are you talking about?,"I've searched the entire world for you, Buffy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33027,"I saw you fight Bob Satterfield in '46, Jake. In Chicago. You were great.","Yeah, I really cleaned up on him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33028,"Oh, wait a minute, Miss Packard.",We're neighbors now. You can call me Sarah.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33029,"I'm tellin' you, she'll be there, I know she'll be there. Dressed up and everything.",I don't like all those other clowns around. That's all I know.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33030,"But she told him, Frances. She told him about us.",I know this is difficult for you. I know that you love her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33031,That was eleven years ago.,"Well, surprise, surprise, I've been on the payroll for several years now. I still have an office and secretary. No one even batted an eyelash. Do you realize what the high turnover is in a multi corporation bank in New York ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33032,"I hope so. Well, I guess you two can do without me. I'll be seeing you.",I'm going to return the bracelet right now and face the consequences.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33033,I haven't gotten it yet.,"Frida, listen to yourself. If I said I was a werewolf, would you believe me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33034,"Oh yes! Yeah, man, give her the ride, the ol' Pony ride back to the hotel.","Tim, go throw up somewhere.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33035,For not believing you.,"Believe me, I don't blame you. This is the Governor, Lynn. Say hello.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33036,"I gave you the breaks, didn't I? That hairy chest story!","You've raised it up to the chin, I see. Go on in the other room and get yourself a drink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33037,You know how rumors start.,I think you're just yellow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33038,"There's no face really, nothing to work with. Big dots, that's all you'll get.",Look at the guy! He just saved fifty people. Now he's going to disappear. Who is he?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33039,"Oh Harry's doing just fine, he's just about to open up.",We've got some margarine too if you'd like to scoop it out of the tub.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33040,They're not on to us. I'm gonna call Boyd.,"Oh that's just nothing. That's just a missing persons thing, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33041,Well of COURSE he wants out of hell! The whole POINT of hell is that you don't WANT to be here!,"Okay, kid, I have a deal for you! If you want out of hell, all you have to do is collect 10 proofs of purchases from 'Snacky Smores.' They're rich, chocolatey and really hit the spot. Bring me ten proofs of purchases and we'll grant you ANY WISH YOU WANT.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33042,I didn't put nothin' up.,Yes you did. You been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33043,Fine. I'm not looking.,There's a man downstairs. He brought us eggs. He might stay.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33044,"Still, there have been rewards. It's sunny. And some of the producers who call even have credits.",I can see the attraction.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33045,I told you we don't know for certain.,Then we don't know that God was white.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33046,To print the newspaper. And I'd come to write. To write. To write. Right here in the office.,Not without a rolltop desk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33047,"Dr. Paley, where were you the last time you saw Miss Lawson?",We had dinner at a restaurant.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33048,Why do you ask?,"No, it's just weird with him being such a brain and all, I just wondered if he was ever able to remember stuff he'd forgotten.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33049,What are you talking about?,"I love two things. I love you, and I love the Opera. If I can have the two things that I love together for one night, I will be satisfied to give up the rest of my life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33050,He's a slimy little slithering scumwad is what he is.,There's gotta be a hundred pawn shops in downtown Philadelphia. I take it there's a reason we're going to this one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33051,He will absolutely hate it.,I wrapped my sandwiches in tinfoil. I ate and drove. I had one of those big checkered cabs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33052,"What do you mean, Barton?",Not big in the sense of large - although it's that too. I mean important. This may be the most IMPORTANT work I've done.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33053,You want me to leave? Why? Because somebody is telling it like it is? Somebody's giving these fine people a wake-up call?!,"You're loitering in here, and causing a disturbance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33054,Do you think I don't?,Thanks for the fresh air. That felt good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33055,"You will re-assume command. In two hours, a group of my people will arrive at York Estates. You will tell the Sheriffs that they are an FBI tactical team.","When this phone rings, you answer. It will be me. I'll tell you what to do. When I have what I want, you get your family.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33056,How'd you get the picture?,"Your father, he was dying. He was worried about you. He took your picture out to look at it. He called you his baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33057,The oak where Jocelyn sprained her ankle.,"Exactly. When we get into the clearing, I'll turn on my sexy moves. Wichita will go for it or he'll shoot me down. Either way, you come away with knowledge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33058,"Support my kids. Can you dig it? Nice to meet ya, Travis. So long, Wizard. Say hello to Malcolm X for me.",Try holding the match like this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33059,Nobody is even gonna look at the game.,"Hey, I was thinking, for the dance, what about a big sign that says 'Don't Tread On Me'. You know, and a picture of the earth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33060,What's on the call sheet?,"A guy dressed as Santa has been exposing himself to kids in Los Feliz. Apparently, sir, he's decorated himself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33061,And it's been blue skies all day. It might be perfect all weekend.,It beets being on the mainland.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33062,"Yeah, I know. You're TNT. Just like dynamite. When you go off somebody gets hurt. All right. Let's do this.","Toby Tyler, it don't matter to me if you beat him all up and knock out all his teeth and he's just drooling and bleeding all over hisself, 'cause we love each other and we gonna run off, and I'm gonna have his love child.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33063,"Well, of course, if you put it that way.","And remember this, Bruce! I love her, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33064,"I have to be simple again, Swana, and you may find it shockingly banal. I've thought it over and I'm willing to take all the consequences, even if it means a complete readjustment of my way of living.",Leon! This has the ugly sound of regeneration.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33065,"But now that I am here, will you speak with a woman?",I understand that you have recently been given the rank of knight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33066,Sybok possessed the keenest intellect I have ever known.,"Spock! My only concern is getting the ship back. When that's done and Sybok is in here then you can debate Sha Ka Ree until you're green in the face. Until then, you're either with me or you're not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33067,Why don't you try and git you a new dog?,"David, you never cease to amaze me at how good you are in taking care of my garden.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33068,"It's you we're concerned about, Janet.","Yes how are you, Janet? Are you happy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33069,At least he's got people around him.,"I'm not so sure. My father and I haven't spoken in three years. When my brother called to say my father was having a heart attack, that he'd locked himself in the bathroom, all the way going over I was thinking how I was gonna tell him what a bastard he was. Then when I got up the stairs and we moved him onto the bed, I thought of all these other things I wanted to say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33070,Of course it's the reason. It's terrible what you did.,We disagree on how God-awful it was. Why don't you come with me and we can disagree and get a tan at the same time?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33071,"Okay, what happened right before he disappeared?",I was away from the monitor for a second. I had it on automatic. I had to go pee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33072,"Hey, remember? You don't need my help, Madmartigan. Little rabbit trap like this? Come on! I could open it for you, but I wouldn't wanna insult you!","Gimme a sword, Airk. I'll win your war for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33073,"Larry, we can re-open the beaches in August.","August! Tomorrow is the 4th of July, and we are going to open for business. It's going to be our best summer in years. If you're so concerned about the beaches, you two, you do whatever you have to to keep them safe, but with you or without you, the beaches stay open this weekend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33074,"Oh no, sir. I putter with me hands.","Well, isn't that nice? You just go right ahead and putter with your hands. That's all right. How do you do it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33075,Use the fucking bomb!,"So, we get back on that rock and in three days we're dead anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33076,Oh thank god. Maybe this whole thing is really over.,God I hope so. Hey can I call you later? Peter's still here. He's in the shower.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33077,"You mean he's polymerized, like me?",That means the nanobot is still inside him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33078,Voodoo stick? It's nothing like that Will. You're just being cynical.,"I'm being realistic. Look, I have a spiritual side. I mean, we had a priest come in and bless the house. That should count for something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33079,I'll just drive my car.,"Anthony, we'll get two hundred for the coin collection alone. That's less than what it's appraised at.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33080,"-- yeah that would be great, if I was gonna go but I'm not exactly sure, I have so much goin on here -- A lot depends on this thing I might do here and if that happens I can't go and if it doesn't happen then I probably will, but I doubt it.","I can't find that thing in my car, I can't find it so I'll just get it and give it to you later. So?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33081,The maitre d' called you Christine.,Right. Call me Christy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33082,She went out. She said she went out to run some errands. She'll be back.,"She's a good girl. She's a little nuts, but she's a good girl I think. She's a little daffy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33083,I thought it was a nice place. Isn't it?,I'm being a pain in the ass. It's beautiful here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33084,"Well, what can you do?",I can't do anything but I would learn it for you if you have a little extra.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33085,Yeah. I heard you.,"There are procedures, Beth, that I want followed. My procedures. And considering what's going on, I want you to follow them very closely.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33086,He insulted me first. He called me a moron.,Did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33087,"You must be so pleased, I followed your jellybean trail right here, like a good little chump.",You got froggy on me a couple times.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33088,"Sure, I must drop in on the mad wench. Her wounds need soothing.","For heaven's sake, Stew, are you completely bats? What for? I thought the story was cold. You can't go back there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33089,Do you suppose she went out shopping?,That's it. Something tells me she's going to walk through that door in a whole new outfit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33090,"What is it like to fly on a plane, sir?",It depends where you sit Zozo. In coach it is like the bus to Giterama.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33091,What are you doing?,I am preparing to toast a marsh melon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33092,He looks like a killer.,I think Cancer's make the best lovers. My whole family are air signs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33093,But I do believe it -- that's what I don't believe. So it's goodbye Alexander Dyle -- Welcome home Peter Joshua.,"Sorry, the name's Adam Canfield.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33094,And you want these girls to feel your pain?,"Please, I don't want to get into the psychological aspects of my actions. It would detract from the game.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33095,"Carl, Dennis, get out of sight.","Officer Pappas, I'm glad you're here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33096,"Wait, I've made up my mind. I want a plain omelette, forget the tomatoes, don't put potatoes on the plate, and give me a side of wheat toast and a cup of coffee.","I'm sorry, we don't have side orders of toast. I can give you an English muffin or a coffee roll.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33097,At those prices I'd just as soon your cabbie didn't get a look at me.,"Probably as close to the Getty as I'll ever come. Unless you care to be my ""patron,"" Nels. You wouldn't be the first successful thief to become a patron of the arts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33098,"Oh, and guess who showed up.","No, shut up! Look, look, alright, Tim is in trouble.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33099,Very popular. Are you staying long?,How long can one stay here on this stage money?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33100,I think you should give up diving. It's dangerous.,"Don't be silly, I'm the best in the county.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33101,"Some Mexican? How much could he weigh? A buck fifty, tops? I'd kick his fucking ass.",I gotta pick up the baby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33102,What da fuck! Are you deaf?,"No, are you? We want some Black people up on the Wall of Fame.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33103,You're a fast mover.,No name? That's ok. I'll just call you Big Pink.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33104,"But if he'd been sent to jail, there would be no Jody.",So I should feel happy that he got away with it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33105,"Yeah. We call him Doc sometimes, you know, like in the Bugs Bunny cartoons. But how did you know that?",Well I guess I probably heard you call him that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33106,It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?,"Not having that, which, having, makes them short.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33107,Different charge. I had a still. Made my own mescal.,That's how I ruined my stomach.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33108,"Yeah, but she'll be hitting all that traffic going back to San Francisco.","Did you put the cover on that cage, Mom?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33109,"We gotta get outa here, Dodge. A storm blows up and we're history.","I'm telling you, you don't want to be running that fan like it is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33110,That's all the commitment you're offering me? Or do you have some more extravagant gesture of cooperation?,"No, Hawkeye just said it all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33111,"Well, that doesn't make 'em any less hungry.","Okay, Santa Claus. 2000 lunches.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33112,"Anything goes wrong, head for your homes, just sit tight -- you'll hear from me or Howard.","Personally, I'll be calling the President of the United States.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33113,What is the matter?,Nothing. I'm just wondering if they have a bar or not. I mean let's go see. Let's go see if they do or not.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33114,I wouldn't worry about it.,"I am worrying. Seems to me, you're starting to get confused as to which side of the line you're standing on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33115,I don't like this forest! It's -- it's dark and creepy!,"Of course, I don't know, but I think it'll get darker before it gets lighter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33116,What happened to you?,I had a dream that Grandma died.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33117,What are you doing?,Counting the gray hairs in your head.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33118,Are you getting this on tape?,I love my job. I love it. The next time I'm having a bad day you gotta remind me of right now and I'll get over it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33119,"I'm not interested in the details. And I'm not interested in the big picture either. What I am inter- ersted in is how my Board got conven- ed behind my back, is entertaining a further proposal from a man whom it offends me to do business with, moreover has the audacity to present this to me like a prize fish, and I am expected to clap for it like a performing seal. No, thank you.",So I am to understand from your re- sponse that you do not want to hear the details of Bontecou's offer?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33120,"No, no, no. We know all that. What happened with you?",I married a car salesman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33121,"How are you, Lou?","I have a cold I can't seem to shake but other than that, I'm fine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33122,So who's the guy?,"Well, we met about three months ago. He works at the surgeon general office. He loves boating. So, he's been getting me into water skiing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33123,I want to see Mr. and Mrs. Bodwin.,"Miss Bodwin. They brother and sister, darlin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33124,"Hey, fuck all that, I'm making a point here. You're gonna make me lose my train of thought.","Oh fuck, Toby's that little china girl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33125,"Well. That was all took away, son, by the Police. New regulation about compensation for the victim.",What about Basil? Where's my snake?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33126,Any thoughts on why anybody'd be growing corn in the middle of the desert?,Not unless those are giant Jiffy Pop containers out there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33127,"Well, I've got a roomful of work for him to do. Can't get Scooter to do any of it.","Karl, come over here. I want you to meet your new boss. This is Bill Cox, runs this place. Says you can work here and stay in the back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33128,"Well, that's the general idea, my dear.",So let me get this right. You were gonna kill yourself by jumping off the Titanic? That's great!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33129,"We don't know. And that's the point. Maybe there's a mole. Whatever, it's a disaster. And it's a Joint Interagency Task Force. I have DEA, ATF, U.S. Customs components in on it. So the penetration could be from any one agency. What we do know is I have to suspend operations right now from undercover work through interdictions 'cause I have to assume our Operational Security is blown.","As in, your ass is dead in the water.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33130,"Broad daylight, a crowded movie theatre. This is too much fun for one person.",I would say we are now officially baffled.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33131,It's a metaphor. It's women who always think there's some unknown out there that's going to be better than what's in front of them. And instead wind up with nothing.,"Metaphorically, I still don't have an Amana freezer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33132,"Well if they can kill the President, they can certainly get me.","That doesn't make sense, Mrs. Hill. We have the man that killed the President.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33133,Dave Koessler must have you jumping through hoops.,"I believe it is you, sir, who has us jumping through hoops.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33134,I don't want to be too much of a liability.,"Look, you're going to do fine. It's OK to be scared.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33135,Why should I want to get out of here? This is where I live.,But you're the one that wanted to get away. You're the one that came into my cab.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33136,"I don't think they can make it stick, Bob. I mean, what do they actually have on Future Man?","Well, the marijuana crop is a good start.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33137,"Buffy, I'm gonna tell Jeffrey you were playing with another man's Hebrew National.",Get a boob job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33138,She is preparing a great abundance of food.,"Shelly, would you give Laura a quick hand with the ""Meals on Wheels""?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33139,"He's a pyjama case, really.","Do you know you've lovely hair, even if you torment it in those braids.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33140,The whole thing - painting.,No. It's one of the few times I feel good. I used to have to go to work and cook every day. That I got sick of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33141,Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?,It's okay. He's admiring the shape of your skull.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33142,I don't see why we have to invite everyone.,"Kimberly, it's the senior dance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33143,La Dai! La Dai! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!,Hey take it easy man. They're scared.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33144,What happened to title dictates behavior?,This is my way of spitting water at life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33145,"I just wanted to be extremely clear so that everyone knows what's going on at any given time. We've just received word that Dr. Evil, the ultimate square, is planning to take over the world.",Dr. Evil? I thought I put him in jail for good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33146,"Well, yeah, it's for the school newspaper. But it has pictures. I mean it's a regular paper, you know.","Karl's real sensitive about having his picture made. He wouldn't even be on the bulletin board for the Easter Collage. Melvin, would you get me a good hot cup with two sugar substitutes? You girls want some coffee?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33147,You don't need to do that.,"There's something I should tell you, Judy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33148,The police are waiting for you up ahead. There's a roadblock. You have to go back.,This car will take me to Las Vegas. I cannot go back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33149,Not yet. I'm not sure I will. I just want out.,"If you do get out of your marriage, will you continue to be inhibited?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33150,It went real good.,"Well, that's good. It's about time to eat and you know what I'm cravin'? Some of that take out chicken. Why don't you run get some of it, honey, for lunch?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33151,You saving me? You talking pretty tough for a guy got himself chained to the ceiling.,"Alright. You wanna eat through a tube, be my guest.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33152,"Someone help me! I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned.","Some of you I know, some of you I'm meeting for the first time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33153,"Oliver, please. Let's not go on with this. The child's trembling.","We've got to go on. Amy, here, all this time, you've let your mother and father think you had forgotten that old dream life of yours. Now we find you've only kept it secret.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33154,"Well, I certainly would have heard about that.","Of course, he's only here two days a week. He's also on staff over at Loma Vista.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33155,I sure as hell got my wish. She doesn't exist. So maybe you reached the appropriate person after all.,I'm sorry if I caused you to lose your business deal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33156,"Mr. Kelson, what a pleasure to meet you. I have to say your instincts about the criminally insane are impeccable. I am a fan.","Quite a compliment coming from you, doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33157,It's been our experience that anyone with some sort of gewgaw on his loafers ends up being another big city reporter wanting to interview Maggie.,About her upcoming wedding and all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33158,"Let me tell you how Father, and please confidential. Burke Dennings, good Father, was found at the bottom of those steps leading to 'M' Street, with his head turned completely around. Facing backwards.",Couldn't it of happened on the fall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33159,Don't poison your mind with that ghetto paranoia. That's all just ways of people justifying their own failure.,"Dad, the man has been lying to us for a hundred years. I mean, where is my forty acres and a mule?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33160,It's been decided that you take on another partner and train him to be able to take over for you.,Is that what the guy in the Sunday School suit is doing outside?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33161,It's okay. It was a long time ago.,"I've been thinking about getting tattoo. You know, a flower or something. On my ass.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33162,"Samuel, it is not something we should skimp on. A bodyguard's presence in the car or outside the school was at least some form of deterrent. Now he's gone, I feel totally exposed.",Of course I care about Pinta. She'll be as beautiful as her mother one day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33163,The most important piece of Chinese art outside of China.,Somewhat better than that temple scroll you were bidding on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33164,What are you talking about?,"Dwayne had the opportunity, just like us. He was at the scene. He grabbed the cash. Of course. This is perfect!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33165,"Well, I hope he's not watching me all the time.",Let me see if it changes colors on me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33166,"Certainly not. We are here only briefly, in fact, until this evening, when we fly to Austin, Texas to visit a friend of mine who is an agent for the CIA.",He wants to take Mr. San Pedro Sula and me bass fishing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33167,I'm not suggestin' that! I'm not goin' back. No matter what happens. So don't worry about me.,Can I ask you kind of a weird question?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33168,"I should butcher all and every one of them. Merlin, what is this wagging of tongues?",Just show the sword.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33169,"What? I'm sorry, sir, I can't hear you.",Some fat slob in the next booth is making a lot of noise.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33170,I'd prefer you to say what you feel.,What is that that smells so wonderful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33171,God almighty. I thought I was the only one.,"Me, too. I had no idea. It's like I was coming apart at the seams.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33172,Yeah watch the fuck where you skate. You know what I'm saying?,"Yeah, watch where you walk dukes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33173,You must not have known him very well. He's not like that.,"Hey, Sorry if I was out of line.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33174,"Ray, you saved my life. Are you okay?","Yeah, I broke my fall.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33175,"If you don't stop, I'm going to kill you.",I have to make love to her. It's very simple. She has no choice really.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33176,It wasn't even his terrible taste. It was his daughter's.,"Oh, now you're defending that motherfucker? You're going soft in your old age, Rob. There was a time when you would have chased him out of the store and up the street. Now all of a sudden I'm offending your golf buddy. You're right, Rob. I am so sorry. How are we ever going to make enough money to get you and Laura into the country club?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33177,You don't seem very angry right now.,You know what? Underneath all that anger I think there's just a little boy who wants everyone to love him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33178,"I guess I kind of lost sight of things. ""May the wind always be at your back and the sun always upon your face, and the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."" Love, George.",That was a beautiful message.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33179,"Yes, we talked to Mr. Maroon. He told us the rabbit became quite agitated when you showed him the pictures, and said nothing would stand in the way of him getting his wife back. Is that true?","Hey, pal, do I look like a stenographer?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33180,That's very refreshing. Now what's the password?,I come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33181,I really think I can be of service on this one.,"Yeah, well, we need a ride somewhere, we'll let you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33182,What do you think? Dick likes it.,"Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to yourself and your friends and to your parents not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33183,"That's the way of it, Fettes. You bring the lassie to me.","Don't you want to find the white horse, Georgina? You can't find him from a wheelchair. You have to walk and run to find him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33184,It's time for you to stand where the hell I told you.,"Wrong answer, fuckbag. This is the very moment of your reckoning. In the next thirty seconds you're going to open one of two doors. The first door will forever traumatize your own flesh and blood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33185,"You're sounding like that mad woman, Widow Baggins.",Me father has taken back my hand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33186,At least get rid of the glasses. I can't think of one Bureau man who wears them.,"Hey, partner. Grab a cup.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33187,She married an accountant named Stanley Kestenbaum.,"So that's it! ""Kestenbaum, Kestenbaum."" Everybody was yelling ""Kestenbaum, Kestenbaum."" I thought it was some foreign language.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33188,So you're angry with me because you're standing here with your hair combed and wearing perfume?,"I'm angry because I want a mother, not Martha Stewart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33189,I'm gonna nail it.,I know you are. Go you Huskies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33190,You fixing to add overtime to a twelve- hour day? The union ain't gonna like it.,"You work those kind of hours, you got to have rest. Which you can't get with somebody jabbering away on a direct line to heaven.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33191,I'm working on a few things.,"Yeah, I hear you bagged Martin Weir for Mr. Lovejoy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33192,We gotta get this bad boy burning again. Ideas?,To do that Cassius and Adrian have to come back through the other way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33193,So what's it going to be?,"Well, I've paid for the ticket.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33194,Your dead friend Jack?,Yeah. He says that I will become a monster in two days. What do you think?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33195,Too young or too old?,"Oh, no. Just right. Your age fits you. Yes, sir, you look a little older without your clothes on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33196,I didn't ask him. All I know is that I haven't had a break in two weeks and you promised you'd hire more help.,"Janine, I'm sure a woman with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top flight job in the housekeeping or food service industry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33197,'Cause I thought maybe you and I could go if you weren't already taking someone.,I mean dumb in the sense that they only happen once a year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33198,You've got to be kidding.,I just had the most horrifying nightmare. The devil was in it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33199,Not much. Glorified cherry bomb. Right by the civil defense sign? Some geek's idea of irony. I been saying we need a camera in this hall.,"There's nothing in this hall. Someone's pulling your chain, as usual.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33200,You got it all in your head?,When I'm sober. They get a little mixed up when I'm drunk. Most of the time they're mixed up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33201,That don't do us any good.,"But after all, you can't take blood from a stone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33202,I'm sorry. You understand I don't mind dying if I could save my daughter. I mean that.,"Yeah, now listen. I can't mess with these shoes any more or it's gonna look funny. You go down get yourself something to drink. Make sure Godzilla there, follows you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33203,"Oh, swell. You know, Mr. Connel said that if things keep going the way they are, I might be seeing that promotion sooner than I thought.",Oh darling that's wonderful! I always knew you could do it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33204,"This is Malcolm, our new guest. We'll treat him like a brother.",I was special. The only colored kid in class. I became a sort of mascot. Like a pink poodle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33205,What's going on now? What's he doing?,"Oh my god, he just ordered a giant glass of milk!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33206,"Don't be so hard on yourself. You're here, that's what's important. A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.","I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33207,"All I'm saying is, you won't trip over me if you look her up.",I'm going to California with my brother.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33208,"Be cool around my men, they don't trust strangers. And try not to swear so much, it's unattractive.","By the way, I'm Glass. This is T.J., and Pooch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33209,"I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were insolent.",I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33210,The dog's an albino. He'd love an animal like that.,"Gentlemen, I believe an albino dog is rare indeed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33211,Tell him how you feel -- you miss him. Tell him you're sorry.,"Ok, all right. Telephone's in the hall. Dial his number.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33212,"You're a great teacher, Lloyd.","CHING CHONG, What happened to your beautiful Asian accent?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33213,Not good enough. You're the person who floated this amnesia story. Ever feel sorry for him? For what he'd been through?,You're making it out like we're friends here or something. I met him alone twice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33214,Then why can't I go in there?,On account of we're robbing it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33215,What is it you need me to do?,"Helen, I want you to be my wife.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33216,Four brothers and five sisters.,"Wow. Why did your parents have so many children? I mean, if they were poor, wouldn't it be better to have just one or two?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33217,"Whatsamatter, you don't want me to dance with him 'cause he's a man!","Deanna, I'm going to belt you right in the mouth!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33218,Will you say my name?,If she asks me any question I want to tell her. I want to tell her everything I've done.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33219,"What are you doing here, Melorra?",My acting workshop is across the street from here. I'm just on my break.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33220,How bad was the unicorn's wound?,It happened so fast. He was hurt and ran away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33221,But do you agree with me?,"Yeah, I'd say some weird things have happened.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33222,What are we waiting for? Let's go.,It may not be that simple. This is an extremely difficult and paranoid time in human history.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33223,Are you telling me he shot this boy in the head and then went fishin' around in there with a pocket knife?,"Sir, I don't want to picture that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33224,I know what's on my birth certificate. You heard from Daddy?,I guess he's still on the road. What kind of show is this? Are they some Negroes in it without being buffoons?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33225,I understand the business reasons.,"Well, when you're looking at your future, it never hurts to find closure about the past.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33226,"Instead you're going to bust your ass for five years so you can be broke? SKYLAR No, so I can be a doctor.","All right, Mr. Nosey Parker. Let me ask you a question? Do you have a photographic memory?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33227,Sounds good. Chart a course for the Veil Nebula.,"Pinback, throw me the chart log.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33228,"I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?",Oh please. You're blind as a bat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33229,It's kind of weird sitting here with you in Stephanie's house. All those times you came into the restaurant. It's like you're a real person now. Almost.,"Yeah, I know. It's kind of weird. Out of context.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33230,"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.","Thank you, sir, I appreciate that. Everybody, thanks. Gives some chips as tips to the dealer and box man. Thanks. Take care, Steve. Take chances and drive fast.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33231,What do you do?,"Well, I've been away for a bit, travelling, that sort of thing, and now I'm trying to write a novel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33232,That's really what you want. You become furious when people won't make you dead.,I'm teaching my son to be a man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33233,You know as well as I do that it was made to look like he was lynched. Now who would hang someone from a persimmon tree?,"What difference does it make if it's persimmon, oak tree or huckleberry bush?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33234,No way! He just called him a dick.,God. People exaggerate so much at this school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33235,There's no gang in there -- We were the last ones.,"Well, I'll go in and have a bite.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33236,What if it never happens? What if they're so afraid of us that we become the enemy? -- This place is gonna be one giant cemetery.,Now that's Magneto talking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33237,I should shit or get off the pot.,"Yeah, you should shit or get off the pot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33238,You get your money.,Is that the question of compassion or science?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33239,I told you. Filet and salmon.,"Yeah, but how are they making the salmon? Poached with a yogurt-dill sauce? Teriyaki? Curry?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33240,I would totally love to go there. But I hear it's really hard to get in.,I gotta help her. I gotta help Dad. I gotta help everybody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33241,"Oh, I'm just not lucky Harry.","Look, it's not always luck, I mean, depending upon the placement of the numbers, a guy with 10 cards could win just as easily as a guy with 100.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33242,No. You're very well-protected. No one can find our where you are.,Barry's mom had this newspaper. It said you killed the guy in Minnesota and were in a mental hospital. Is it true?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33243,"Oh, Frank, you've got it bad, so much worse than I thought.",I'm hungry too. We gotta get some food after this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33244,I have someone for you to play Blueface with Junior.,Blueface! Blueface is my favorite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33245,"This is absurd. Besides Feldman's an allergist. If you're going to do something, do it right.","Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man, Craig.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33246,A little more so this time.,"So, it will just take you a little longer to get over it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33247,I should maybe talk to you.,Clementine. I should just maybe talk to her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33248,No. this has been going on for some time . several months. About six months ago some parts of bodies were found down by the river. They were from people who were reported missing. They never found one complete body. only parts.,The ear is from a missing person maybe?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33249,We need to put together a meet for the whole country. We all got the same problems. We could talk. Meet the guys we don't know. Lift a few with the guys we do.,Like a party for all our friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33250,He says he doesn't know. Why don't you cook whatever's there?,It looks like a whole roast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33251,"I still will, if you don't mind.","So, a reasonable return should be in the region of one hundred and twenty, for twenty-five grand invested. That's going on previous experiences.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33252,We're seeing all the signs in town.,"I like the idea of all the kids in one place. If it happens, just keep a man outside until you hear from me. I'll be back in a couple of hours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33253,Oh great. What the fuck am I supposed to do?,Take some allergy medicine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33254,"Oh, that's very - unusual.",I think it's the food of the future.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33255,Which one do you prefer?,The first one. Before you where on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33256,"Oh, Claudia, you've outdone yourself. Where did you find them?",Drunk on brandy wine. A thimblefull. I thought of you when I saw them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33257,I can use them.,Do they close up every year for this Processionist business?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33258,"Uh, huh huh, this is Las Vegas?","Yeah, heh heh. I thought there'd be casinos and lights and stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33259,Almost eight. You wouldn't believe how weird I look naked.,I wish my funbags would get bigger.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33260,"No. You must save yourselves. Forgive me, brother. Forgive me.",I couldn't help but notice you pain.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33261,What do you mean?,"I mean I'm dreaming about going all out, crazy shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33262,Michael doesn't understand. People who make the kind of money my brother makes don't carry money on them. They keep it all in various accounts.,Then we should have had lunch at the bank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33263,"No, actually, I found him like this. That's his stuff.","Sit down and join us, Cindy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33264,Hey look at this!,"That was Grammoo's. It's a phrenology chart, they used to study the bumps in your head to see if you had a good personality or not. Come here, i'll diagnose your head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33265,"There are a few other points we should discuss. The loan agreement can only be executed by her ladyship's signature, and provided that Bracegirdle and Chatwick can be assured of her ladyship's freewill in giving her signature.",Provided that they can be assured of her ladyship's freewill? Are you serious?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33266,Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?,Because that is what they are. Go make him happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33267,"I already know about the riots, d'Artagnan, I heard them out there whispering. Some fool gave the order to distribute rotten food. I will deal with it tomorrow.","Then there is one more thing, of an even more personal nature.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33268,"You wouldn't want to dance with me, would you?",I don't thinks you'd want me tripping all over you in front of everybody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33269,Was someone rude to you?,I had a little problem in one store. I wasn't dressed right. I don't know what to say. I don't belong there. Maybe I'll just go back to Bridget. She was cool.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33270,I think you could have.,"If I licked him I would have had the title shot instead of him - boy, I was ready that night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33271,I'm sure we will.,This is Inga. They thought you might need an assistant temporarily.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33272,If she asks me any question I want to tell her. I want to tell her everything I've done.,Well can you do me one favor and don't do that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33273,Adolescence is a period of life fraught with anxiety and confusion.,I can do Heather's handwriting as well as my own.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33274,You want a muffin?,"Donna, you are a muffin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33275,You're right. You're fired.,Will that interfere with my getting maternity leave? I'm pregnant.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33276,For me it's best if I sleep on my side and you spoon up right behind me with your arms around me. If we go the other way I'm afraid your hair will be getting in my face all night.,How about you on the sofa and me in bed with the baby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33277,"No. The money, please.",This check is for sixteen thousand dollars. That's a lot of cash to be carrying around.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33278,"Oh, yes. I'll show you. I have much more colors at home.","That's good. That's good, sweetie pie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33279,That shouldn't be too hard to read. Iraq is the pink thing.,I could use some recon photos too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33280,"Well, where do they hold court?","Hold court, they have to, science lab, the high school.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33281,Planet Ted. Five years from now. What's happening?,"I graduated from college. Did great, summa cum laude and all. And I'm about to launch a brand new magazine called ""EXPOSED!"" An homage to Miss Julie Conroy of Xenia, Ohio.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33282,"First things first, we have to get you healthy. You need prenatal vitamins. Incidentally, they'll do incredible things for your nails, so that's a plus. Oh, and we need to schedule a doctor's appointment. Find out where you're going to deliver.","The term ""deliver"" is so weird. Can we not say ""deliver""?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33283,"Whatever it is, I'm gonna find out and sooner is a hell of lot better than later.","Well, there's something missing in there. There was something around her neck when I came in there, but it's gone now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33284,"Sure, what is it?","Well, it's nothing really important, but it's annoying.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33285,"Professor, we need to talk.","What is it, Dwight?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33286,"I hope when you were on the bench, Judge Wakefield, you didn't handle the presumption of innocence in the same fashion.","If I ever return to the bench, Counselor Adler, I hope I have the pleasure of hearing your arguments.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33287,"Yeah, I've always been able to make my way in the world. I don't like having to rely on other people.",It's nice that you can make that choice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33288,Don't bet on it. Last time I had a pap smear the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.,So maybe I could find a nice gentleman to take you to the movies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33289,"I know, and the magician's goal is to find his true self. But what's this got to do with it?","As below, so above. You hold the univers, Willow, in your hand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33290,I ain't no movie star. I'm just in high school.,Oh no? I thought you was a movie star.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33291,I'm not using him as an excuse.,Yes you are. You always do. It's why we broke up. You always hide behind him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33292,We think we've got our finger on the buyer.,"Do you? Even assuming you're able to prevent Ambrose selling Chimera, you've now got an additional problem. You destroyed all of Chimera at Biocyte. If Ambrose is going to sell Chimera now, he'll have to do it by taking a pint or so of Miss Hall's blood to market.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33293,"Don't any of your little pals have real, grown up names?",He was a runner for Top Dollar. Just muscle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33294,It isn't a story - it's true. I did see Wynant. He's not dead.,"You're lying, Mimi. But then, you'd do anything for money. You're getting a good price for saying you saw Wynant and you figure you won't get anything if he's dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33295,"But your writings have changed the world, Mr. Chairman.",Fung pi! I've only managed to change a few things around the city of Beijing. I want to know your secret.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33296,But how did the wall get here?,"I don't know. This wall isn't like the rest though, it's not all that old either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33297,There is a seriously goofy man behind this. You are not allowed to block out that fact.,Do you really want to go back to the runt doctors in Emergency who keep telling us they can't help?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33298,"Well, that was a very promising start. By my calculations, you should be starting to feel alright again. Yes? Dr. Brodsky's pleased with you. Now tomorrow there'll be two sessions, of course, morning and afternoon.","You mean, I have to viddy two sessions in one day?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33299,That's coming along well!,I'm the Matron's favourite patient and she's shown me her special stitch!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33300,Hyggelig a mote dem. Jeg Heter Leland Palmer.,"The Norwegians are coming next week and I want you to learn to say what I just learned in Norwegian. So you can talk to them. I want you to learn to say, ""Hello, my name is Leland Palmer"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33301,What if he wants to get out?,He's earned an early retirement. But enough about losers; Buzz Fazeli is history. Lets talk about your future. I wanna show you something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33302,I want a raise. And benefits. Including dental.,"Look, Erin, this is not the way I do business, this extortion nonsense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33303,No. You're quirky. Quirky and weird are two different things.,"Peggy, there's distinct possibility that I might be profoundly and irreversibly screwed up. Despite that, I love you and I can promise that I will no longer flirt with Cory, and I beg your forgiveness.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33304,"Alright, the beige one.",I hate the beige one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33305,"Yeah, I'm not so sure.","I love to dream, I just hate ones about my dad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33306,Gibarian said he thinks Solaris should be destroyed.,"That's ludicrous. This is contact. We have found God. The only issue is figuring out how to prove this in a way that will make sense back on Earth. So how will we describe it, if we choose to describe it at all?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33307,"Yeah, we're closed. So go away.",Actually we have something for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33308,"Get used to it. Back door, Paul.","It's possible, of course, that you'll die in Africa.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33309,"That is not an ""option."" There is no multiple choice here.","Yes sir, there sure is an option here. There are always options.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33310,I do? I guess I do.,Where were you last night? I called your house like four times.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33311,You know what I just watched?,Me pulling a can off some moron's fist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33312,"Well, your uncle was Chairman of the Board of Directors. They probably expect you to carry on.","I'll tell those mugs to keep their shirts on, that you'll be right down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33313,No. Something wrong with you Dwayne?,You walked in here looking like you just ate a shit sandwich.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33314,The most unpredictable piece on the board. And always ready to protect his queen.,That's predictable. When I find a queen in need of protection I'll let you know.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33315,I didn't miss it. I figured if you knew one of the reserves got hit you'd want to turn back.,"So, you just let us drive on knowing we were losing fuel? Knowing we were going to run low in the middle of nowhere?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33316,"When DNA is defective, it often uncontrollably replicates long repeating sequences of the same base pair. Viruses can damage DNA. So can radiation, certain chemicals. Even cancer. Let's let the G.S.E. sort it out. I have to get started. This will take several hours.",We need someone to take us to the secure storage area.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33317,Scans the Germans with his binoculars.,"Looks like tea time, maybe they're Brits.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33318,I can see that. Sure.,"So, he put aside some jewelry for me. A lot of jewelry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33319,Why me? What about Jay?,"Hey, my plate is full.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33320,"Your puritan upbringing holds you back from my monsters, but it certainly doesn't hurt your art of kissing.",That's life. My kisses are alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33321,"So? I never returned your calls, even when we were married. And what's Fisher doing here anyway?",Ellie asked me to come down to offer moral support.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33322,"Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm not gonna see her again.","Right. Chewie, let's see what this piece of junk can do. Ready, everybody?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33323,"I don't use my wife for business purposes, Mr. Burns!","Wait a minute, Bruce. What's commission on a $100,000.00 policy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33324,Yeah. I know. The custody suit thing was just my getting back at her. I'm not as dumb as I look. Whatever you say. I love my daughter. I'll send you the five hundred.,Sorry about the long lunch. My clutch is going out again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33325,No it's for Tom as he didn't complain.,That ring's so great. The green one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33326,"What past? She has never once, not once, ever said a word about being on the Titanic until two days ago.",Then we're all meeting your grandmother for the first time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33327,"Of course, I've had to make some additions for the new models, but not as many as you might think. Once you have your basic set it's then only a question of variation.",And you get into any car you want and just drive off?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33328,Maybe Mike shouldn't get mixed up in this so directly. You know the old man doesn't want that.,"OK forget it, just stay on the phone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33329,I don't know. Where did you hear that name.,I overheard daddy mentioning her to someone. I he thinks she's the killer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33330,Alright. You want some pie?,"Yeah, I want some pie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33331,"Healy, what I just tell you?",This is a light beer. You can't have a light beer?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33332,Yeah. My brother Art got his girlfriend one once.,"It's already planned, Mike. It's going to cost $150 at the Free Clinic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33333,"How ya doin', Ed?","OK. Take your coat, Ann?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33334,Don't tease me. You know what I do for a living.,It's from one of those P.O. Boxes. How was the trip?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33335,What are you doing?,"Well, it's a five minute walk or a thirty second drive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33336,"It is not my riding day, my lord.","Bless me, I thought it was a horse.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33337,I can't. You're drunk.,"It's not that I'm drunk, I'm just beginning to see what my Mum was talking about. What was my mother like back in the Sixties? I'm dying to know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33338,Oh Vada she's so beautiful.,"Margaret's my middle name, but everybody called her Maggie. Los Angeles, have you ever been there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33339,You think we should be more open minded?,"The world is a big, beautiful place. We can open new markets in Africa and Asia. Imagine the Dali Lhama reading our magazine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33340,Where are you? The connection sounds very good.,I'm back in Grand Rapids.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33341,"Well, for your sake, I hope you're right. But I think my other guest may disagree with you. Elaine, you had another date in mind?","According to my sources, the world will end on February 14, in the year 2016.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33342,Aren't you going to tell me who you are?,"Oh, Faith. My name's Faith.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33343,"Willing? I like that. And, this one?","That's Ray Williams. I couldn't quite figure him out, but he seemed very eager and excited when we met.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33344,"Yeah. Yeah, it's a gift.",I just had the unpleasant sensation of hearing you referred to as my husband.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33345,A new pair of panty hose. Is it enough?,I don't want your money. You're a booger.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33346,Walter you look awful pale! What did you have to eat today?,"I had a salami sandwich, Mrs. Swicker.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33347,"Don't worry, I'll settle up with your boss. We haven't skipped town yet.","What I'm saying is, is that the King ain't gonna care. See he had a real thing with getting this Gillette guy, If you ask me I think he's jealous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33348,You know this guy?,"His names Horrace. Horrace, this is Ricky Slade.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33349,"Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, charge me for the sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.",You want me to hold the chicken.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33350,Is everything getting worse?,"Yes, everything is getting worse. But everything is also getting better.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33351,And what do they know?,"That the French and Cherokees captured the fort and when you retook it, you took revenge on them for what they did during the occupation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33352,I see. Was that all she said?,We planned a trip for her. I was going to send her to Bermuda.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33353,I don't know what you're talking about.,So now I got all those coffins on my hands - and I hate to see them go to waste.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33354,Daddy put the wheels back on. I'm gonna fall.,"Don't think about falling, just keep pedaling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33355,No one will believe us.,They'll think we're just a bunch of weirdoes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33356,That would be the girl who opened the door. Are the others inside?,"The mother is in Florida visiting her sister. The father works at home, so he's probably inside.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33357,Making things real rough for Hal.,You still wear the cable necklace I gave you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33358,Fuck no! But there's a poster.,It opens in nine weeks in Tulsa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33359,It's in the process.,"I make my end of the cash at 184,000. Now I'm trying to figure out the bonds. What the face value is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33360,"Please. And you're sweating him? You're ""all that"" and you're sweating some lawn jockey?",I hear she's getting real fat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33361,Aren't your parents asleep?,"No, they're away for the weekend. Brad and I are watching the house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33362,Do you have any idea what triggered this concern?,"Well, this weekend John was taking out the garbage, and he kept spilling things out of the container, and I started imagining a container that grew garbage, like it just kept filling up and overflowing all by itself, and how could you stop that if it started happening?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33363,Don't be so self-righteous. It's just a little blow out -- we'll be perfectly safe.,"God, look at this place, it's THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33364,I don't think people even noticed. I thought the ceremony was perfect.,That's thanks to all your help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33365,"Make it three, boys--I'll play this hand pat.",And I'll lay odds you got that bracelet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33366,Are you listening to me?,Put your arms around my neck. Lock your legs around my waist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33367,"No, the other Hotel Paraiso, in the city. Near the Plaza del Sol.","I'm sorry, sir. A year ago there was a fire in the old Hotel Paraiso. This is the new Hotel Paraiso.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33368,"The greatest boon of your otherwise worthless life, blockhead, is the privilege of dining on boar roasted by the hand of Ergo the Magnificent.","Your boast is a bigger mouthful than your roast, Magnificence.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33369,I don't mean to go on and on like this.,It's OK. It's good to let it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33370,What are they doing here?,"Well, it's Iraq. I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that has something to do with them being here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33371,What is your name?,That's cool. We're gettin' to know each other. This is a good thing. I'm Carter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33372,"He was the last Pharaoh of the Old Kingdom, said to be the wealthiest Pharaoh of them all.","Alright, good, that's good. I like this fellow, like him very much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33373,What am I doing here????? What am I doing here?,"Hi Ralph. Oh Danny, how'd you find me here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33374,"Walked, in all that heat? It's a wonder she hasn't got sunstroke. I'll phone Daddy and you go get Doll Baby and Waski.","Rose, this is Waski. His real name is Warren but we call him Waski. He doesn't like it much and I suppose someday we'll have to stop calling him that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33375,My name hasn't always been Keri Tate. It was once Laurie Strode.,You're right. It does sound strange.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33376,What have you come as?,"Cupid stupid! That's the last time I am getting any more fruit off you Tom. Call that fresh? There was more small hairy armoured things in your fruit than there was fruit. You should open a butcher's, not a grocer's.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33377,You know what the best possible thing that could happen is?,"Yep, you step on a rusty nail, get lockjaw, never say another word as long as you live.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33378,You can't go. Call them back.,"Baby, you know how it is. I have to report to El Toro right away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33379,"If I let everything that should worry me, worry me, I'd be dead from worry.",What would you be if you asked Adam and Ryan to run in now and hug you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33380,Excuse me -- ?,Do you wanna wrestle? It's a good way of breaking the ice. That instant physical intimacy really brings two people together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33381,Who was this partner of his?,"A Southern gentlemen. I don't recall his name. I suppose it's unkind of me to say it, but he had the most disconcerting glass eye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33382,"All this blood is scaring the shit outta me. I'm gonna die, I know it.","Oh excuse me, I didn't realize you had a degree in medicine. Are you a doctor? Are you a doctor? Answer me please, are you a doctor?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33383,That's not technically accurate - SIMPSONS murders weren't sexually motivated.,You know that circulation is down for three months in a row.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33384,I'm Clementine. Can I borrow a piece of your chicken?,And you picked it out of my plate before I could answer and it felt so intimate like we were already lovers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33385,"I need some help. I do. I need some help. You gotta help me. I need a new sponsor, Nicky.",I do. I need a new sponsor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33386,Can I quote you?,"Jimmy, would you please put those poor flowers in water before they die?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33387,But your men are watching over Yu's compund?,"No, I'd already sent them home. You can blame me for losing the sword, but please trust that I'll get it back soon using my own methods.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33388,I went out last night.,"Ok. Marcie. Starting now I want you to have a new attitude with me. The more you play games, the more suspicious I'm gonna become that you've been up to something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33389,Yeah. With me and Texas Mike O'Shay.,"I was called away on urgent business, Snake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33390,"No, I'm not afraid. Tell! Shout it from the housetops! And remember this -- they hanged Burke -- they mobbed Hare -- but Dr. Knox is living like a gentleman in London.","Aye, Toddy, there is something in what you say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33391,I will. You're terribly direct in your questions.,I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33392,I can't believe this is happening.,We need help. Please let me call the medium.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33393,How baby-cakes? You've done it all.,Small potatoes. This one is big time. This is visionary. This idea is genius.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33394,Why don't you call me up tonight?,Mike. I want you to know that I'm pregnant.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33395,I'll share something with you.,I'm sorry. I can't lend you any money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33396,"I have walked my way since the beginning of time. Sometimes I give, sometimes I take. It is mine to know which, and when.","Dumb riddles, Merlin. I am your King.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33397,"It's fine. Just give it a try. And for gosh sake, Eve, take your foot off the chair!",I guess a lot of those tall buildings we saw this morning are new.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33398,"What are ya, chicken, Charlie?","Well, maybe that's it. I'm chicken.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33399,"Go catch Jimmy, Ray. Really. He's gettin' away. Go ahead, go get him. I'm late.","Hey. Hey, those are my sunglasses you're wearing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33400,I wish you'd gone to your parents like I asked you.,This is my house. Nobody's kicking me out of my house. I picked those drapes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33401,"I am Harry James' son, and will act as becomes my name and quality.","I hope to spoil this sport, and trust to see this sword of mine in that big bully's body.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33402,As if. Will you miss me?,"I brought a pork chop, maybe we could hang it around your neck for luck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33403,Europe? The Europe? This is my first time out of Kansas.,"I should call you Dorothy. When I left here I went straight to Italy. Everybody told me not to go. But I wanted to go to Rome ever since I saw Audrey Hepburn in ""Roman Holiday,"" and goddamnit, I went.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33404,I'm alright. But you can sit.,I'm fine. My dad said you tore your ACL.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33405,"Now that you're on TV, you're a magnet for all the wackos out there.","Oh, Peter, you're going to pursue this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33406,They're friends of my dad. Probably in their nineties or something.,"Listen, anything's, better than mystery meat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33407,Just what are you saying?,"I'm not saying anything, preacher. I'm proving to you that God is black.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33408,I got you those trousers from Paul Smith.,I've been buying you stuff all week. I've been buying him stuff all week.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33409,"None that I can detect, sir.","Well, all the same, I'm going to advise Starfleet and get instructions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33410,"Oh, you read that.",Actually I wrote it. It's a good sentence. It can apply to people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33411,"Well, yes, she's happy. Of course Dave doesn't have her life force, not at all. There isn't much furniture in his house, just a table and one or two chairs, whereas Rose has furniture coming out of the windows.","Honey, he is Mr. Right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33412,How'd you get in here.,It's fine. We were just talking about Vitamin S.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33413,I have no idea.,"Scary night, isn't it? With the murders and all, it's like right out of a horror movie or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33414,"Well, Acme had the will in his pocket that night at the club. It was gone in the morning when the cops found the body.",Maybe they just took it out of his pocket.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33415,"This is California. The richest, most populous state in America. And growing like a sonofagun.","I don't need a geography lesson, Luthor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33416,"What're you thinking, Jerry?",Water mains usually go in the winter. It's August 1st.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33417,Oh but diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge?,That was just simple revenge. What I have planned requires sheer genius.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33418,"Well before there was BLACK or AFRICAN AMERICAN, there were NEGROES. I'M A NEGRO.",Thank you for correcting my ignorance. I'm looking forward to working side by side with you. I feel we make a good team.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33419,"Because in my life, it wouldn't make sense for me to pick up some normal guy with a place where he's from and a place where he's going to. It'd be too simple. I probably wouldn't know how to handle a situation like that.","Well, you definitely didn't pick normal or simple this time either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33420,"I'm not shouting at you, but there's no doubt in my mind that you spoil this child!",I'm sorry. Daddy and Mommy are a little upset.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33421,I just want to be on my own for a while.,starts to cut up a slice of bacon and offers it to Pauline.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33422,Nothing. I just thought you ought to know.,"Well to be honest, Etienne, I would rather have not known about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33423,"Loud and clear, kid. What's up?",I've finished my circle and I haven't picked up any life read- ings.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33424,She'd have to be really pretty and I'd have to be very drunk.,"I'm going to work in Washington, Cindy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33425,That's something I suppose.,"All through the day I'm so confident. That's why I'm such a good salesman, you know? I have confidence, and I look like I have confidence, and that gives other people confidence. People laugh sometimes when they find out I'm a vacuum cleaner salesman. They stop laughing, though, when they find out I made forty-three thousand dollars last year. I've got six other salesmen working under me, and what they all plug into is my confidence. That's what charges them up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33426,That fucking bastard! That fucking sick fucking bastard!,"Marvin, I need you to hold on. There's officers positioned and waiting to move in a block away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33427,"Your Daddy is a wonderful man, I'll say that. He's the best and most kind-hearted man in the world.","Hey, Rose, did you hear about that terrible thing down in Cave Springs?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33428,"Is that what you call it? ""Real""?",At least it beats living in a lab like somebody's science project.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33429,"It's none of my business, but when are you and Marietta gonna tie the knot? I always wondered why you never did.","Not for lack of love, I can tell ya that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33430,"We cannot write our destiny, Macleod. In the end it could be you and me.",That is a thought that doesn't please me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33431,He's the guy Buzz.,"He's not the guy, Millie. Just whip the whips.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33432,We never had a problem with that before.,"Yeah, well we never had this kind of problem before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33433,"Do you really think so, Andy?","Yes, Bob, I do. Excuse me? Am I being fired?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33434,Judge man. Watch yourself. Sabu's got juice now.,"You don't even know it man, but you're a god damn hero.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33435,"But the good citizens of Turley have taken me in their embrace, and for one simple reason. I maintain the peace. So when strangers come to town, I always ask them their business. Have you come for the hanging?",I'm just meeting a guy here and moving on. So far I haven't been able to find him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33436,"Good try, Randy. Tell Tatum to hurry. Bye now.","If you hang up, you'll die just like your mother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33437,What does that mean?,"If I still was what I used to be, you would not be pointing that at me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33438,But then you'll get huge. Your chest is going to milktate. And you have to tell everyone you're pregnant.,I know. Maybe they'll canonize me for being so selfless.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33439,"I said, what-is-your-job-title, Missy?","I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33440,"Well, he doesn't strike me as the kind of person that would go in for that sort of thing, anyway.","Ann, you always underestimate me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33441,What did you think?,"I dunno. I mean, it was kind of preachy. Chaos-this, chaos-that. And like, to me, the guy seemed kind of high on himself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33442,You shave with your spats on?,I sleep with my spats on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33443,Don't. I don't want it.,Do whatever you want with it. I don't care. All I want from you is for you to remember we built this house together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33444,Public Enemy! All I'm trying to do is cheer us up. Go ahead and put on some old sad bastard music see if I care.,I don't want old sad bastard music either. I just want something I can ignore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33445,"Just wondering if maybe they had a thing going with this hooker, you know, some connection.","Hey what they did on their time was their business, you know? I just want to catch this scumbag, wherever he is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33446,Look who's talking Moneybags. You got more homes than I do.,Oh I wish I got that one on tape. It'd put a smile on my face everytime I'm down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33447,I work in the immigration department there.,Do you want a cigarette? I started to smoke at the hospital. It's rather stupid of me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33448,So what do you want?,I want to get out from under all this for good. And I want to fuck them all doing it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33449,Aunt Lily is the one who married your father's cousin?,"No, that's Aunt Connie. Lily is the one who looks like a hooker.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33450,His name is Verbal Kint. I thought you guys knew him.,Roger really. People say I talk too much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33451,You should be ashamed of yourself.,"Why, I was just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33452,What did you know about your mother?,"I used to think I had the perfect mom, perfect family. Till I found out I was wrong. She had a secret life, and I tried to understand that, and soon as I thought I had, more secrets. I don't' know who my mom was. Sometimes I feel like I'm just learning about my mother for the first time. You know, with TV and those movies and what not. God sometimes I feel like I'm just learning about myself for the first time. Like I'm watching my life instead of living in it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33453,"The swan was so ridiculous. All the same, it did scare me.",Almighty Jove in the shape of a swan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33454,Will you be okay?,"Don't worry about your little pin cushion. To be honest, I'm looking forward to having the place to myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33455,What the fuck's going on?,"Dude, get back out there. You gotta help me get them in the hot tub. Hang on girls! Just get out there. I'll be right out. You know how I do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33456,"If she runs, then it's a cover story. All true. All accurate.","Okay, you were right. I hated my column, but I can do this assignment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33457,"I admit that where there's one mutant there's probably another. And another. A nest of them. Where's your nest, Taylor? Where are your women?","Thank you for calling me Taylor. Dr. Zaius, I know who I am. Who are you? How did this upside down civilization ever get started?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33458,That's where it gets a little strange.,And what about the guy that was following me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33459,Everything's good. Everything's fine.,"Yeah? Yeah? Okay, kids, you can open the presents now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33460,"What are you doing? You've burned our food, the shade -- the rum!","Yes, the rum is gone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33461,"No, that's not it. Anyway - LLOYD Christmas.","Here I am bragging my Mom is the tooth fairy, and I'm talking to Santa's kid!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33462,"Let's hear from you, you goddam Yankee. Be nice to see you some time.","Like the Spearchucker said, that's possible. Anyway, it's been an interesting association.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33463,Velcome to ve Vaxverk.,"Uh, wrong picture Tony.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33464,Why don't you ask him first? Maybe he'll say yes.,"That's a laugh. If I don't ask, at least I won't be disobeying him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33465,I'll get one more reading.,Now that's one ugly dude.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33466,"Yeah, nobody puts 'em away like old what's-his-name.",Winston. His name's Winston.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33467,Don't look like nothing.,Just banged my head. It was an accident.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33468,"I'm doing okay, sir.","No you're not. You're failing the big one, baby, and I don't just mean in here. I mean in life. I've watched you, Mayo, and you don't mesh. You grab-ass and joke around but you don't make friends, not the way the others do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33469,I'm sure his dogs will be overjoyed.,"The point being: he's also a candidate for my job. If we can pull this off, maybe I can restore their faith in me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33470,"Nope. If you're a criminal you don't carry ID, and if you do you're a damn fool.",I tell you this world just keeps getting more and more violent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33471,"Doesn't mean shit. When Christine was a hostess at Sushi Roku, she wore a big engagement ring to keep guys from hitting on her. Think it worked? Fuck no. How do you think I met her?",This gal's married to I think a Philosophy professor at UC Santa Barbara.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33472,"Theo, did you see the animal?","No, I just heard the commotion, and when I got there I guess it was gone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33473,"Yes, I go now.",Well don't go now Karl the stores aren't open yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33474,"I'm sorry, I don't think so.","I'm waiting on some money coming through. It's just that at the moment, you know, I'm short. They're going to chuck me out. On the street in Bangkok, that's bad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33475,I thought they were clever.,I can have them walk backwards.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33476,"He thinks you stole his promotion. What exactly you doin there, John?",It's a method for quitting smoking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33477,Most people are morons. I mean who are you to knock what you've never experienced?,I wasn't knocking anything. It's just my belief that people shouldn't actually experience the act of love until they are in love and that people our age are too immature to be in touch with those emotions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33478,How about lunch? Are the gentlemen going to stay - or not?,"Of course they're going to stay. She's got some fresh orange layer cake. You know, with the thick stuff on the top? Sure, they don't want to go to the hotel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33479,Remember -- open mind.,"Okay, we're going to try a little group hypnosis.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33480,"Tell me, because it's been a month, and she's about to take another job in San Diego.","First, single mothers don't ""date."" They have been to the circus, you know what I'm saying? They have been to the puppet show and they have seen the strings. You love her?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33481,"Why, may I ask?",That's the question I want to ask Job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33482,"Hello, Freddie, it's Tom, Tom Ripley.","Oh hello, where's Dickie? How are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33483,I'll need the Rembrandt now.,"Sure, it's only worth 25 million or so, don't bother telling me what you're going to do with it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33484,That seems so far away from who you are now. What happened?,I broke my ankle skating. That ended that dream.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33485,Probably up a pole starving itself to death.,"Okay, the plan is: pedal to the metal the whole way. We don't stop till we hit the carwash, not even to pee.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33486,Yeah. You did good. What's wrong?,"Aah, I wanted Shari to come.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33487,This is preposterous! I demand an explanation.,Fine. This University will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33488,We all try. You succeed.,"I can't get over you two. She was asking about you earlier, Rick, in a way that made me extremely jealous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33489,It was that painting. The one on the wall.,I didn't mean for you to see it. It's like looking in someone's diary and taking it out of context. Know what I mean?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33490,Are you okay? Can you move? Tim! Are you okay?,"Tim, are you okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33491,I'm glad it's you and not Donovan.,He means well. He's really brilliant and all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33492,We know why John was tagged.,He also said Crow was a fake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33493,"Well -- such is life, Flaemmchen.","And Baron, thanks so much for everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33494,Why are you picking on me for?,Was I picking on you? How come you pulled in back of this fruitstand?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33495,"No. At least, I didn't until I came up here.",So you didn't go to school together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33496,"I've got one chapter Guizot thinks is terrific. ""Caviar and Blood."" Swana escapes over the ice!",A couple of bloodhounds and we have Uncle Tom's Cabin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33497,You've got to get your mind off this.,"You're sweet, but the only thing that you can do for me is to go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33498,"I knew the man, Emil Hobbes, a doctor and a professor at university. I saw the girl around the building but I didn't know her. She never came to the clinic.",So you just came up to visit this Hobbes and you found them like that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33499,Harry is coming to pick me up.,"Have you lost your mind? Have you thought about your wife and child, not to mention your sick father? And I need your help to move his bed from under the leak in the ceiling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33500,"It was rummy, not poker. But I'll take a chance and let you in.","It's a constant shock to me, how small this place is. How did we do it? Five people in these little rooms.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33501,"Monsieur le Marquis, I am a soldier, not a diplomat. You called this parlay for a reason.","You have already done everything which is necessary for the honor of your Prince. I will forever bear testimony that your resistance has been gallant and was continued as long as there was hope. But now, I beg you to listen to the admonitions of humanity. I beg you to consider my terms for your surrender.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33502,"Oh my G-d, how embarrassing were they? I wanted to shoot myself.","Oh, they weren't that bad. I mean, they were kind of cute.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33503,"Frank, I think maybe you lied to me.","Looka, Sidney, you're my own sister's son, but where does that give you the right to call me a liar?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33504,Why are they trying to kill people?,"I wish I could say. But if I could answer that, I could also tell you why people are trying to kill people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33505,I heard you talking. I could tell where you were in the room.,I don't know what's going on anymore. I thought I was square with that dude. Now everybody's switching sides like it's the WWF.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33506,I was sort of half way through the sentence in which I would have asked him when it suddenly seemed like a mistake.,"Honestly David, you're so spineless.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33507,Do you have a ticket?,"You know, this is kind of embarrassing, but my wallet was stolen yesterday and I'm afraid the ticket was in it. But the name's Pearson.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33508,Because it's cheap like a budgie.,"And nobody wants to live next door to the people that we live next to; a bit anti-social, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33509,Why would she want me to think you were on ice?,"Intelligent question, Nels. I believe she had plans for both our bodies to be found in close proximity.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33510,"We're glad you people could make it, and we're anxious to have you try out our new product. We think it's going to be a big seller. But you're the people that make it happen. You're the market share everyone's tearing each other apart to get at. It's your opinion that's going to make or break us.",So what's so different about Arcade? You guys've been talking about it for months.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33511,I'd say you already have.,Don't flatter yourself. I take pictures of a lot of junk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33512,What the fuck are you talking about?,That Greek guy who won at the end. You paid him out in 25s not 20s.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33513,"This is the castle of of my master, Guy de Loimbard.","Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33514,"New way? What's this about a new way? There's been some very large talk behind my sleeping back, and no error. Let me hear more.","Well, we go round shop crasting and the like, coming out with a pitiful rookerful of money each.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33515,But horror stories! Why all the time horror stories?,"Shirley, I wrote for years without selling a single word.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33516,"If the Japanese are pansies, then pansies are my kind of people. Sheila steps over to the booth with their food. The Buzz Burger has three holes cut in the middle to make it look like a bowling ball. Buzz sees the two sleazeballs park their car and walk towards the diner.",Maybe I could bowl in Japan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33517,"Ah, the ever-tactful Jane. Let's just relax about having children.",We should be flattered that she wants to sell our house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33518,There was never any physical evidence that I had anything to do with that.. that.. With that exceptional piece of work.,You don't know what you're missing. This is the Mt. Everest of hacks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33519,Hard to find it sitting by the pool drinking beer and bullshitting.,I thought he didn't have to pay anything because of the technicality.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33520,"It helped more than you know. Down deep, people were deeply affected.","You keep on saying ""deep"" and ""deeply."" I wish something good would happen on the surface sometime.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33521,"I know that sounds rough but I'm about to close on a deal to develop some mini-malls, and I'm mortgaged up to my ass. If this deal goes south, I'm ruined -- I'll lose millions.","So, you propose that in spite of demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33522,"You know, we're okay. They're not finding us. You'll remember me in the morning. And you'll come to me and tell me about us and we'll start over.","I loved you so much this day. On my bed in your panties. I remember I thought, how impossibly lucky am I to have you on my bed in your panties.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33523,"Right. Well, Juno, your parents must be wondering where you are. You might want to head home.","Naah. I'm already pregnant, so they figure nothing worse could happen to me. I gotta bounce anyway. It was nice seeing you guys again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33524,"All right, Peter. Good night.","Egon, there's something very strange about that man. I'm very psychic usually and right now I have this terrible feeling that something awful is going to happen to you. I'm afraid you're going to die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33525,"No. I'm telling you right now, the next person's head that comes off is gonna be yours.","Lieutenant, you're really frightening me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33526,"Well, if Mantini wins, Schwartz will leave Malkovich, right? So, if he needs it, I help Mantini's performance a bit, give him an edge. Spice up the show.","Can you do that? I mean, do you know anything about puppetry?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33527,"This town is no place for any man unless he's willing to crawl to Potter. You've got talent, son. You get yourself an education. Then get out of here.","Pop, do you want a shock? I think you're a great guy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33528,So I didn't fucking do it!,"She's got bondage burns on her wrists. There's blow all over the room, Moore looks like he went at it with a mountain lion. This room looks like the Manson Family stayed here a month. Micheal goes down, we all go down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33529,"Holy stinkers, what were you thinking?",We wanted to challenge the notions of classic beauty. We wanted to showcase women throughout the world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33530,I could help you. I could get you off that.,Can you cook the rabbit or will you try and bring that back to life?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33531,Destiny takes a hand.,"Oh, please. Destiny's just something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33532,What is the story?,"Well, there's a pirate In truth, I have not written a word.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33533,"We both have shiny happy fits of rage. You want more fans, I want more stage. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.","You are always trying to keep it real. I'm in love with how you feel. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33534,We'd love to hear it.,"Weeping willow with your tears running down, Why do you always weep and frown, Is it because he left you one day, Is it because he could not stay, On your branches he would swing, Do you long for the happiness that they would bring, He found shelter in your shade, He thought his laughter would never fade, Weeping willow stop your tears, There is something to calm your fears, You think death as if you forever part, But I know he'll always be in your heart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33535,"Dwayne Pinsley. From high school. That's how I knew you were here. When you called, from the airport.","Oh, right. Dwayne. You're engaged to Dwayne?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33536,You don't recognize it? Maybe that's because it's not what I asked for.,You asked for shoe polish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33537,Take this back with you. Deliver it safely to Tigrillo in San Diego and we have a deal.,That's crazy. My husband is on trial for smuggling.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33538,"Yeah, a good friend.","Baby, you take yourself out of the game. You start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course it's gonna be on the friend tip.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33539,What do you want from me? I did what you said.,Letting him use your toilet? No store does that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33540,"But those are our dreams, son. We have to make them come true.","Consider me your fairy godfather, except without the fairy part. No more mealy apples and bruised bananas, ever, for the rest of your lives.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33541,I leave it to you.,"My name is Shirley, but they call me Betty, and her name's Twinky.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33542,"Ah, fiddlesticks -- you are old enough to know what you are doing.",Be sure to let me know if Daniel is over there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33543,No!! What's with digging the holes?,"They come on land and they're brazen. They're also attracted to noise, you can see I make a lot of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33544,I'm not going to be drawn into this.,I know this sounds crazy. I understand. Check your parents' blood types. Are you sure your parents are your birth parents?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33545,Where did he get a hundred grand?,"And JD is his dad, and owns the whole property?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33546,"Their parents, I'm pretty sure.","Well, from what this stuff says, I'd say they both have some form of cancer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33547,But don't you stay in El Paso?,"Fuck, I love Mexico. I live like a king down here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33548,The thing about icebergs is you only see 10 percent of them. The other 90 percent is below the water where you can't see it. And that's what it is with you Dad. I'm only seeing this little bit that sticks above the water.,"What, you're seeing down to my nose? My chin?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33549,"Your momma's worried sick over you. You take off in the middle of the night, you don't show up for school. What're you trying to prove?",I'm not trying to prove anything. I was burying my dog.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33550,"You will? Excellent, alright, this is great. You will, really?","Alright. This is really great. Alright, we're going out. It's a date. It's a scam. Whatever, whatever, alright, I'll pick you up at what, eight O' clock?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33551,He's right. It's unprofessional.,"If you reach out, you could get pulled over yourself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33552,Nothing. It's just not there.,"Well, this is great. I'm sick of myself and you have no idea who you are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33553,Your guilt is because you feel the same.,"Oh, please, I have to go. I have to get my teeth cleaned.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33554,I don't get it.,"Well, here we are, sitting in my chair. Do you think my chair will be here tomorrow?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33555,I was being polite.,"Well don't do that. Polite don't work here. You do that polite shit here in America, they'll sue your ass for harassment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33556,"So? What's he gonna do, arrest us?","It's supposed to be some big sin, even if you love each other.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33557,I'm saving lives here. The straight stuff would raise a blood blister on boot leather.,"I meant, seemed like a lot of whiskey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33558,You'll just have to have faith.,Faith is angels dancing on the head of a pin. I got to have trust.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33559,Uh - right. Sure. The Mets are gonna win tomorrow.,"I know. Take care of yourself, man, OK? Be cool.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33560,Why not? There's nobody else around who wants to fight me; they're all afraid. I don't see why I shouldn't have a shot at the title right now.,"Well, the word is to get a title shot you have to cooperate with the people who control boxing, in New York. And they're saying that you don't cooperate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33561,I'm going to take a look at this.,"Hang on. This is important, Bob. Anthony and I are responsible for the internal situation. The money and the people. You're responsible for the external situation. The streets and the getaway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33562,How would you like a punch in the nose? Stop treating me like a child.,"Then stop acting like one. If you're really in some kind of trouble, I'd like to hear about it. Otherwise, it's late, I'm tired and I'm going home to bed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33563,Some part of you suspects -- even if you don't know for sure -- that what I'm saying is true.,"I don't know how you know about Eugene, but these ideas are part of your delusions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33564,"We'd be in the hole by now. Hey, man, you're peeing on my shoe.","I know. Simultaneously, they shake and zip. Claude bends down and picks up a bowl of gumbo, placing it on a tray next to an identical one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33565,"No, no. Nothing like that. I just need his name. TERRY I can't give you his name unless you have a complaint.","Please, I'm a professor here and it's very important.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33566,"Yeah, I'm 'bout it.","Well, then, it's all good. Yo, Day-Day, something is going down with those Mexicans across the street? I've been seeing a lot of activity.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33567,Sure. Anyplace in particular?,I hear the China Club is a laugh.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33568,"For what? Oh, I've see the way the other half lives. My sister, for instance. it looks terrific, but is that what I really want? Three kids, two cats, and fifteen needlepoint pillows? I'd go bananas after one week. Hell, I need this crazy existence of mine. Like I need the plague, right? That's what your thinking.","No. I'm just thinking that you smoke too much, if you don't mind my saying so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33569,I'm gathering information about the characteristics of music people. I just finished a documentary on Gandi.,"The architect His buildings are drippy. You know, like sand and castles. Then I got this assignment. They want to start in two weeks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33570,"Well, it's true you have to be careful things don't spoil, especially with mayonnaise or cream.","Clark, I think you worry too much about mayonnaise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33571,Hard to get good help these days.,"But since we're both here, I think it's time to take a fresh look at our relationship.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33572,"No, no Consiglere. Not this time. No more meetings, no more discussions, no more Sollozzo tricks. Give them one message: I WANT SOLLOZZO. If not, it's all out war. We go to the mattresses and we put all the button men out on the street.",The other families won't sit still for all out war.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33573,At Pennycuik. I know the inn. I can be there in an hour.,And back with MacFarlane and all that he stands for the next day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33574,"Yeah. Anyway, there aren't any photographers around.","You know, you said something to me when you first met me that I've thought about a great deal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33575,I have to tell Mr Greenleaf. I have to tell Mr Greenleaf. I have to tell Mr Greenleaf.,"Marge, calm down, you're being hysterical.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33576,"It beats a surgical, doesn't it?","Yes. Your father and I, our time together has come to an end.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33577,We're working on it.,Try to find someone who looks like me this time. That last guy was a joke.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33578,I've always wanted to learn something like that.,"You should. It's very important, that the body release the energy that builds in it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33579,"Oh, c'mon, Laura. Just say something. Lie, if you want. It'd stop me asking you questions and it'd make me feel better.","Well I was gonna lie and now I can't, because you'd know I was lying.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33580,Give the guy a shot.,"Rocco, this is the real deal. We must kill without hesitation, without guilt or remorse. Evil man, dead man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33581,What are you talking about?,You've been so good to me. You're the brother I never had. I'm the brother you never had.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33582,"Then how'd you hear it, fool?",It was just like in my head.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33583,"Ben Damon. Christine Perkins. Sarah Darling. Tom Prinze. That's four, last time I learned how to count.",What about Angelina Tyler? She was there too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33584,"You know Alfred. He'd never say Anything. But I can tell. Until you came along, Alfred was the only family I ever had. Without him, I don't know how I would have survived. He saved my life, Dick. And I've never told him.","Talk to him, Bruce. There's nothing worse than losing someone without telling them how you feel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33585,"No one knows how cancer begins, either- or exactly what it is- but people still believe in it.",The kid is eleven years old and already he sounds like a Jesuit. A French Jesuit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33586,"Yes, I think so, it is still barred, but it is not the University who are in the building.","So, who is in the building?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33587,"Come on, let's at least see if we can find Dr. Pemberton.",You go ahead. I'll stick with Loveless.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33588,I just saw him. He's with a bunch of guys who want to sneak into the city tonight.,My God. He's going after the nest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33589,Was Mom an adjustment?,I'm never going to meet anyone who's going to measure up to your mom in your eyes? What do you think? There's a perfect woman walking around out there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33590,A woman's intuition. Something in me says it's time to give the old boy a serious try.,"Wow. Hey, I was just about to order some dinner. You eat Chinese, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33591,"I didn't ask for the money, Phil just gave it to me.","Well look, I know that all you care about is your precious mini-bike. It's obvious you have no sense of historical perspective, I think we're here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33592,But I wouldn't mind comin' back in an hour just to see your pretty face!,I'm gonna run to the bathroom real quick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33593,Just stay in bed and rest.,I have to feed the chickens before they wake everybody up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33594,I've spent most of my life outrunning my past. Now it's flooding all over me.,"There's something about the openness of your face that makes me want to speak the truth. Yes, my family ate dripping. Beef dripping and four to a bed, and a privy out back in the alley. Are you also from the slums, Mr. Boone?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33595,"So, what, why can't you do that here? What's wrong with here? Why is somewhere else better?","Why should I stay here, Jeff? So we can sit on the corner and watch the lights change, while you bitch about Burnfield?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33596,Big problem now. Soon they go to customers.,I need them for a bachelor party at the Park View Hotel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33597,Of course you are.,"How can I ever thank - you for bringing me back to life a second time, Daryl?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33598,You ordered it here?,"Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33599,"Yeah, a little runoff. Where are those orchards?","I said, the northwest valley.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33600,Can I talk to you a minute?,"Honey, why don't you go in the car? I'll be right there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33601,"Eddie, I don't understand. Why are you the most qualified director for the Christine Jorgensen Story?","Aw, er, it's just a bunch of hot air. I had to say something to get in the door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33602,"So J.D., what are you studying in school?",Human nature. I'm majoring in behavioral science.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33603,"Well, me and Sharon played a game in the back yard, and we had a picnic down by the river.","Oh mom, you should have seen this man came along on this beautiful grey horse. Wasn't it pretty?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33604,You can't be serious?,"I'm as serious about that as I am about going back to the donut store, and dipping that stupid Mexican's head into the batter for forgetting my chocolate cream filled. Gimme that other box.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33605,"By telling you this, I'm trusting you more than I trust most people.","It's be best if you got to the point, cause I'm about ready to punch you in the face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33606,I'm with the band. I'm the lead singer.,The band has been playing over an hour.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33607,"We do, you know. We sound like us having a ball. It's fab.",Is it really fab or are you just saying that to convince yourself?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33608,"I don't know, he had a meeting or something.",I had some players to see and hands to shake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33609,"Water. Worth killing for out here, I'd think.",Get the plate numbers off everyone of these cars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33610,"In between you can take Mom shopping and to lunch. Does that sound alright, Mr. Creasy?",Creasy. Just call me Creasy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33611,"Are you nuts, Buffy? There's a hundred of them out there. They'll rip us apart.",You're staying here. Some of them might not come after me. If they don't this place is gonna turn into a total stain.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33612,"The beach. Or get high, drop acid at a friend's place. I was a K.L.O.S. girl. I hated disco.","That was taken at a place called ""Flippers."" It was in Hollywood. Were you in L.A. back then?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33613,"Well, if you must know, bank teller at First Federal of Manhattan. I'm responsible for keeping track of hundreds, occasionally thousands of dollars.",That's some long green.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33614,Right down to the ground. Let's get to it.,You put filth in my child's mouth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33615,"Don't be silly, Hanna. He's a very proper actor. And the dullest fellow imaginable.","These old movies are such a hoot. They thought they were being scary, but they're just funny.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33616,"I'd be mighty proud if you did, Lothar.","Thanks, King. I've always wanted to take one of these big babies in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33617,What're you doing in Los Angeles?,I'm in the movie business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33618,"When I say 'no,' run for the door.","Oh, wait. One sec. Open the window.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33619,"You should've been there, Venkman. Absolutely incredible!","Yeah, sorry I missed it. I guess you guys didn't know about the dress code here. It's really kind of a coat and tie place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33620,"All right. Jesus, you fuckers are pushy.","Hey man, I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33621,That's not fair. You're taking all the fun out of it.,"Then do me a favor and get rid of her. If not for me, then do it for you. Look at yourself. You're a joke. She's turned you into jelly. What do you want to be, one of those losers who walk down the halls holding hands and smiling. People used to respect you. They feared you and now you're going to throw that all away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33622,"Yeah, I guess so. What are you going to do now that you're home?",I have to help out in my father's hardware store. they're giving me sort of my own hours for a while. which is nice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33623,"There is one, but I cannot guarantee its success. We could attempt to find some Humpback Whales.",You just said there aren't any except on Earth of the past.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33624,You know what? Underneath all that anger I think there's just a little boy who wants everyone to love him.,I just want to be a superhero.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33625,That's a bit much.,"We're not talking about buying a car Jake. We're talking about killing your wife. It's thirteen, or it's nothing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33626,Is he giving you a check or cash?,Cash. It happens to be waiting right at this moment in a locker at the airport.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33627,"I think she looks nice! Her lips are very thin so I used the gloss to give them a more sensual quality, and her eyes just needed a little definition, and her hair, I'm sorry, nobody wears this hairdo anymore in 1972.",She did. This photo was taken a month ago at the church food drive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33628,I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about your choice of targets.,You shot an eight year old girl.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33629,I'll see you burn. I'll see you dead -- GET AWAY FROM ME!!,"Miss Vale, was it something I said? Do you want to sniff my flower?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33630,"Listen, stupid - right now Spats Colombo and his chums are looking for us in every male band in the country.",But this is so humiliating.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33631,"Jeffrey! Nobody wanted you to leave school and go to work in the store, maybe going back to school will be an option one day. I hope so.",I think it's important not to get depressed. Depression is a terrible thing. They say it can bring on illness.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33632,This isn't important? The earth is our home.,"Kimberly, it's a dance. It's a stupid dance with a bunch of stupid kids that I see every stupid day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33633,"You did. You were with her when she disappeared, right? She took you to the mall or the movies, you turn around and she's gone.",It was the mall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33634,Yeah? What do you want?,"Um, hi, I'm Ted Peloquin. I'm here to take Mary to the prom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33635,I want to talk to you for a minute.,"Not now, my dear. I'm playing three no trump.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33636,I wasn't kidding. I'd like to take you out.,"Look, I'm flattered but, seriously it could never work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33637,"Not exactly -- but we have a little apartment here that's probably about as popular as yours. You, of course, remember Miss Torso.","Well, she picked the most prosperous looking one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33638,Yeah. Before I kick your ass.,"Cliff, I must warn you. I know how to defend myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33639,"Yeah, the sensitive guy-thing never worked for me.","We were friends. I trusted him. I should have known it was weird. But, then again I was weird.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33640,"Oh. I thought That's not it anyway. I know this doesn't make any sense to you, but I just can't turn it off that fast. I still feel something for her.","Okay, tell you what: I'll get her number for you just as soon as she gets back from Japan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33641,I'm sure you will.,"Ya know, I ain't never been in an institution of psychology before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33642,"Here's where a little research comes in handy. Corporate banks give out VP titles like calendars. It's a small lie, but now we're sure he's playing.",Maybe you can help us understand what's so hard about getting a corporate loan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33643,You think that could possibly be a full time job? How many hair colors could there be?,"Someone's got that job. Agent Orange! I came up with that one. Anyway, there are endless color possibilities and I'd be great at it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33644,"What, all of a sudden, ""Lucille Angstrom"" isn't a name?","Her name was right there in front of them. They gave it to me, I didn't give it to them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33645,How 'bout turning off that music for a while so a man can hear himself think?,"That music is for everyone, Mister McMurphy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33646,"That mail room kid was the longest lasting ""guest"" yet ! Maybe we can alter the computer records and make another ""guest"" from the more athletic of our staff.",Bruce may still refuse. It is my belief that he is becoming more belligerent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33647,And bring the cocktail shaker.,"Oh, Sugar. You're going to spoil my surprise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33648,"This is our first meal in this house, Lydia. Why don't we all do our little private parts to make it a pleasant one?","Lydia, relax. We'll build you a darkroom in the basement.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33649,What was it? What'd I say?,"You said 100,000 yen for the right Sony Walkman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33650,The land here is best for grain and corn.,"Though, sometimes we get frost and that can cut the season.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33651,You wouldn't live out the week.,"We got exactly two choices, Maranzano or Masseria.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33652,"Yes, Captain? Have you anything you wish to say?","Yes, with all due respect, I do Citizen Barras.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33653,I've been around here six months and I still can't get over it.,"It's like, every day I see a beautiful woman. I'm not used to that. I'm used to seeing a beautiful woman, I don't know, once a week. I can't handle it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33654,Fair enough. Let's go make a statement.,"Why don't you tell us one more time, how Kelly came to be with you, alone in your house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33655,These guys make top-notch Pinot and Chardonnay. One of the best producers in Santa Barbara county. Look how beautiful this view is. What a day!,I thought you hated Chardonnay.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33656,"In the pot, I have got a good dinner. Not a sausage or stew, but a singer. Not a sausage or stew but a singer. Is the treat that I'll eat for my meat!",Oh shut up. I'm sick to death of that tune.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33657,I think that'll be fine.,There's a piano in the street.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33658,"Come, come, come, Georgie Boy. You're a big strong chelloveck like us all. We're not little children, are we, Georgie Boy? What, then, didst thou in thy mind have? Confrontation. Georgie backs down.","It's this Health Farm. A bit out of the town. Isolated. It's owned by this like very rich ptitsa who lives there with her cats. The place is shut down for a week and she's completely on her own, and it's full up with like gold and silver and like jewels.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33659,Maybe there's hope for you yet.,"I see you didn't DOR, Mayo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33660,I found out about the garage sale down at Bluestar. Why?,Last night I read Rudy the story of Winnie the Pooh and the Honey pot. Know what happened: he stuck his nose in that honey pot once too often and got stung.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33661,"Now? I don't think so. But I've met him, of course, and we've chatted and I know about you and Marge and Mongi and what an unreliable rat you are. Freddie said you were a rat and I thought to myself now I know why he travels under R.","I've left Marge, Meredith. And Mongi. So the rat's here now, in Rome.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33662,That's pretty steep. We'd like to talk it over first.,We don't have that kind of money. How much do you think I can get for the speeder?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33663,You have to say that. You're my teacher.,"I shouldn't say that, because I'm your teacher.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33664,Then makes sure she continues to see him. Gets him confide in her and report to you.,You made it sound as if I was recruiting her for her skills as a thief.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33665,At six o'clock on the wake-up news they used the wrong missile graphic.,"Now listen, Arnold just said that he's been making three million a movie now. But he's not ever gonna change. He's still the same person when he was making two million dollars a movie. He feels no different. He also bought a brand- new condo with Maria, they gonna furnish tastefully.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33666,"You gotta love the pirates, baby. The pirates are money.",This place is dead. I thought this was the city that never sleeps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33667,"I'll slip in, talk them into to come out, and you'll be free to blow holy high heaven the whole lot of them.",No reason to fret. It's just a prick of the finger and a few drops of blood.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33668,I read that with a quantum increase of seven.,"Pinback, I have a computer reading of nine five seven seven.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33669,She's just insecure. Once you get to know her she's fabulous.,She'll talk about PMS and stare at her salad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33670,What do I exude?,Suffering. You exude a person who sits in a small dark apartment eating soft white bread.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33671,"Why do hate the Grey Hair, Magua?","When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies Magua will put his children under the knife so the Grey Hair will see his seed is wiped out forever.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33672,And what am I supposed to say to the man?,The coach from Tennessee was there and he has me riding the bench.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33673,"I'll send your regrets. Honestly, why must I even bother?","Because, if you don't know about society, you don't have the satisfaction of avoiding it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33674,Are you and him kicking it? Knocking boots. Y'knowwhatI'mtalkin'bout.,"No, we're not knocking boots. I got this internship while I still was at NYU, DeLa was impressed with my get up and go and hired me to be his assistant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33675,Tore up from the floor up?,"Dad, it's not about that. I just need to know that it's possible for two people to stay happy together forever. Or at least for a few years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33676,"I'm trying to explain it to you. So you play the piano. When you look at the keys, you see music, you see Mozart.","I see ""Hot Cross Buns,"" but okay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33677,This is starting to make me real uncomfortable.,Just sit back and enjoy the show.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33678,What do you do that for?,"Well sir, it's 9:30 in the morning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33679,"See, isn't this nice?",Great. I've always wanted to visit the other side of the room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33680,Why were you drawing the Holy Mary?,Prison tatoos. I got to be pretty good. It's not like drawing on paper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33681,I'll listen for you buzzing over.,Is that a gift from Wendel? It has an aeronautical feel to it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33682,Don't tell me that. I don't want to know that.,She's incredible. Everything just gets soaked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33683,I've got all this back pay coming. Why don't you let me get you a place in town?,This is my home. I'm part of the wallpaper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33684,Everything happens once if you live long enough.,It doesn't make sense to x-ray your bags coming off the plane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33685,The man has taken over my mind. He's not only out there. He's in my head and I can't get rid of him. I can't write a word without imagining his response. I'm paralyzed as an artist.,I don't have the problems that artists have.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33686,Why did you quit?,"Actually, I'm not sure if I quit. I think that I got fired. I'm such a liar. I never could tell the truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33687,"And he probably only told two people and they probably only told four people and on and one. You know better than to tell a secret to a tweaker, Flynne. Might just as well broadcast it on the evening news.",I met the guy at a party. He said he wanted to do a biggie. He's new in town so I offered my services.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33688,"Look, asshole, I'm right! Somebody's a fuckin' rat. How many times do I hafta say it before it sinks in your skull?","I gotta take a squirt, where's the commode in this dungeon?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33689,I don't know you and I got nothing to say to you.,Yeah you do. It's up to you either here or downtown.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33690,"I'm in a mess today, too. I'm thinking about doing it with Mike. What do you think?","Donna, you are such a crack up. You don't even like Mike. Is this what you are going to do to show me you are not uptight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33691,I don't need a plant.,Everyone needs a plant. This ivy is one tough baby. It's a cutting from one of mine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33692,"Well, we should talk. You going to have time for dinner? I'd like you to meet Lila.","I'm sorry because I was looking forward to that, but I' m going back in a few hours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33693,I'm hardly doing a thing. The less I think of it the better. My parents are arranging everything. The Gous are a very powerful family. My marrying one will be good for my father's career.,You are fornuate to marry into such a noble family.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33694,"No. Oh, Richard, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but, but you, you are our last hope. If you don't help us, Victor Laszlo will die in Casablanca.",What of it? I'm going to die in Casablanca. It's a good spot for it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33695,Then I'd think there must be a reason.,You wouldn't come to find me? That makes me never want to come here. But she continues unraveling the turban.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33696,What kind of God is He to will this?,She was mother to me as well. But ours is the job of the living. It's up to us now to hold this family together. We must think of Father and be strong for him. I cannot do that alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33697,"Well, if you're innocent, then you have nothing to worry about.",You know what? I think that you did it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33698,Water polo - isn't that terribly dangerous?,I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33699,How long were you in?,"Let's just say, I never saw E.T.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33700,I don't like you.,Then I'll go to your place and you can move in with Tom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33701,"We only have two members so far, but it's growing all the time.","We have enough for a shuffleboard team. In Heaven, shuffleboard is everything. Hitler plays shuffleboard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33702,I do right by Johnny Torrio and he does right by me.,Ya still owe me fifty bucks for the train ticket.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33703,To me? But why?,"I cannot love as a woman the lady who will be wife to my King and my friend. And, in pledging my love to you, I cannot love any other woman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33704,No. It comes and goes. It stops when I look at it.,"You may have to find yourself a new line of work, this one doesn't seem to agree with you anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33705,Out-of-town. That's all he'll say.,It's a very small place. People don't even know it's there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33706,"No dinners, Bertie. Why are you dressed for outdoors?",It's so infernally cold in here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33707,Six months. Ecological study for Northland Oil.,Ecology. Folks use that term for everything but what it means: who's eating who.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33708,"Historic occasion, isn't it?",Seems like we have another one every week.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33709,A bad month. You did the exact same thing to me last week.,"Don't help me, just get more napkins. And soda water.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33710,It would appear we are too heavy.,It must be all those marsh melons.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33711,Gosh. It sure is.,I always wanted to travel. I just never got the opportunity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33712,I thought I was going to die.,It's been six months and I'm just starting to get over it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33713,Are you sure you want to do this in front of everyone?,"Don't be ridiculous, these are my babies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33714,"We grow most of our own food. The money I get from social security, my pension and my wife's work, keeps us living on the edge. What choice do people like us have.","Well, you just have to move further out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33715,"Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.",The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's pre-school toys present.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33716,"Looks like a design, some writing, maybe. Maybe it was sent to meet the spacecraft with a message.",Look closely. That isn't writing. Those are grooves.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33717,Can I ask anybody now?,Can I call my Mom? I'd like to tell here how much I've always loved her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33718,No kidding. NO KIDDING!,And I still get my money. I need some cash right now. You can't just put me in the street.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33719,You're sucking too much nitrogen in your mix.,"Why Dr. Weir, I think you're in love.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33720,Even pigeons aren't peaceful.,"One thing about them though, they're faithful. They get married just like people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33721,Dad made me go over and apologize the next day.,"I'm an American and in America, people sue. So to prevent a lawsuit, I baked a tart. And I don't bake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33722,There must be some mistake. You sure you hit the right commands?,Yes I'm sure I hit the right commands.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33723,"Oh God, Lenny. I was trying to keep you out of this.",How did it happen? What was Iris doing riding around with Jeriko wearing a wire?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33724,But you wanted to go out tonight. It's my fault that you can't.,Well tonight we're going to do something better. We're going to go trick-or-treating.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33725,Let me see it again?,We can help you. I'm a detective in Hong Kong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33726,What the hell for?,Just do what I tell ya and everything'll be jake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33727,Where has all our beer gone?,"Sir, Gregoire has been taking beers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33728,Haw-haw! Why don't you run off and find a cop and I'll wait right here.,Why don't you just put this in your pocket so when you see a garbage can you can put it where it belongs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33729,But what if he dies and has to go to the Pet Sematary?,Don't be silly. Church is not going to die.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33730,"Hatchet has a colleague, a monster of a man: Barry the Baptist.",The Baptist got his name from drowning people for Hatchet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33731,"You okay, Jim? How do you feel?","Young. I feel young, Doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33732,"So Oz, you almost made it, huh?",I'll just say that we had a great night together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33733,"James, fall semester, first day of class, it was 95 degrees and you were wearing the coat.",That's why they all give you such a hard time in workshop.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33734,You would take a pain ín the arse full stop.,"Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33735,"What you see is what I got, mister.",You know where I can get it? I have a lot of money to spend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33736,Yeah. I've stolen two cars before. One Jaguar. And one Trans-Am. With T- Tops. That Trans-Am was fun to drive.,You stole a Trans-Am.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33737,I do. It feels like how being in love should be. Floating through a dark blue sky.,With a goat playing a violin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33738,Mr. Wayne is out for the day.,"Actually, I wanted to talk to Batman. Pass that on to Mr. Wayne, would you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33739,"Yes, they're here. Oh - white orchids. Would you believe it - I haven't had white orchids since I was a debutante. What's this?","What's what? Oh, that. just a little going away present.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33740,"When you go busting your fists against a stone wall, you're not using your brains. Cause that's what the white man wants you to do. Look at you.",Putting all that poison in your hair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33741,"Don't worry, he doesn't mean money.","Oh, I know, I know that. Well, sharing your story, your ups and downs, and so forth, can I hope, be an illuminating experience.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33742,"God damn it, I knew this witch-hunt was fucking bullshit.","OK, let's relax. I'll check it, maybe I'm wrong. Don't everybody freak out just yet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33743,Does she have PMS?,Now it's menopause. She's always hot. I gotta wear a parka around the house cause she keeps it so cold. It's always something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33744,What do you want me to do?,Your dad has two computer disks. They have funny names: Marlon and Al.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33745,Don't worry 'bout me. I always get paid.,"Yeah, then ya should take better care of your responsibilities.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33746,"This is the night you met Clementine, Joel. I remember watching you walk down the beach with her and I thought, oh shit.","Yeah, you told me that later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33747,If anyone can hear me please respond!,"That's very professional sounding of you, Taylor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33748,"You think you're cool, don't you? You think you know what's really happening, don't you? Well, you don't know shit, buddy.","Yeah, you think we just work in a comic book store for our dad, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33749,I would like to finish reading this. What would I talk about? I haven't read this month's almanac. I don't care to hear about how the corn was this fall or how to get rid of gophers by putting garlic in their holes. They pride themselves in making life hard and that's not my cup of tea.,"You know, Babe Brother's wife just dumps greens in the pot without washing them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33750,Which side of the road?,"I was on that side, the shadow was on that side, and no turnings on either side.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33751,"Pick it up, Breaker.","Thanks for the break. Bandit, this here's the Dixie Chicken.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33752,And look what I've got for you. An electric razor so you can shave yourself now.,"If I knew this was gonna be the surprise, you could've gotten me to burn all my books.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33753,She's heavily sedated. She'll probably sleep through tomorrow.,"What was going on in there, how could she jump off the bed like that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33754,Who could eat with him settin' there makin' that goddamn racket with his throat.,He does make some funny noises.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33755,Four grand. For the hospital. Is that enough?,"Roy, I don't want money from you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33756,Dehydration. Vitamin deficiency. Protein deficiency. Any or all of the above.,All I ate was fish. That's solid protein.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33757,What is your name?,My name is Sir Launcelot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33758,"So, in other words, you are not down.","I'm down, but for a worthwhile cause.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33759,"It used to make me laugh, but.","I'm sorry, maybe I better go Dorothy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33760,Where did we put that wheelbarrow the Albino had?,"Over the Albino, I think.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33761,"I'm sorry to hear that. But you weren't close, were you?",Marvin says that Rex's will is four years old. He never redrafted it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33762,"Jesus Christ! What the hell happened? I came home and your car was gone, the door was open, I thought for sure you'd been abducted by some mad fucker, I was literally just calling the cops when you walked in. What happened?",I want out of this marriage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33763,June? That's my wife's name.,That's great! There's the address and message all in one word.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33764,We lived in northern Minnesota. She went for a walk one night and they never found her body -- just her torn apart clothes with her blood and wolf blood on them. Then the town rounded up bunch of hunters and shot all the wolves in the area.,"I'm so sorry Peter. Gee, that sure puts my problems in perspective.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33765,"Oh, you mean the thrill!",The flying. The fighting. I'd go up there ten times a day to fight. I'd win at least nine of them. That's all I want to do. It's what I do best. I am real good. Just give me the jet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33766,Which is everyone you couldn't get in.,Plus some guys whose food I don't like.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33767,I just feel as though I'm being made ready for the executioner.,"Yeah? If this be execution, lead me to it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33768,Whatdoya think it thinks.,That we're dumber than we look.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33769,"Yeah, real cute. The storm is fake, but the lightening is real.","Okay Mr Inventor, how do we avoid it ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33770,"She's the pilot, she should stay close to the cells.","Oh, so I'm disposable?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33771,I go my way and you can write all you want about the big bad Mr. Taupin.,You make it all sound so simple.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33772,You Scorpios can never take a joke.,You think you are on top now. Well there is someone coming to challenge you. I saw it in the cards this morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33773,"Now, how is Miyamoto gonna know in advance? That Carl loses two batteries. Must happen once ever' 20 years or so.","Thank you, Mr. Gillanders. Thank you for coming down, in this cold weather.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33774,It was an accident. You saw it was an accident.,I'm just trying to help you guys out. It doesn't hurt to know something about Saudi Arabia.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33775,She's a he. His name is Swifty.,My lead bird. He's always on that top perch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33776,"Tell me about it. Scared me at first. Then, before I could figure out what to do with it, it was gone. Imagine my disappointment.",Sure would like to see the house that Ruth built one more time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33777,I'm not trying to make history. _ 67.,I did the 23 hour nose-route to the top of El Capitan in 6 hours! I can make this work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33778,You can't sell this to your friends.,Man. Fuck you guys. I have this great idea and you guys have to be all skeptical.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33779,I want to talk to Leon.,"I want to come in, and see if everybody's okay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33780,Can't you answer? What's the matter with you anyhow?,"He's just loaded, honey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33781,"Millie, I know what I'm doing.",We should leave this town. I can't take this anymore. I'm not gonna let him kill you in my house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33782,Not the way you're thinking. The women wanted me there for support. You can understand that.,I think that's disgusting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33783,"Yeah. Mall madness, huh?","Oh it's just some stuff I picked up. For, you know, the baby. Babies need a lot of things. I want everything to be just right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33784,I think it's pronounced gauche.,"Yeah it's French. There's no accent aigue, so the e is soft.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33785,But she must want to stand. She must want to walk.,"Confound me, the child's a cripple, of course she wants to walk. Child, I say to you get up out of that chair and walk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33786,"Well, it's good that you're there.","So, how are you doing in Marlboro country? Is the magazine complaining at all?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33787,How would you've done it?,With a little more patience and kindness. That's what makes people mean and difficult. Nobody cares enough about them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33788,Yeah. He said that's our account with the car service.,"Hi. I, uh, think that's us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33789,"Spock, start your computations for time warp. Come on, Bones. Let's pay Scotty a visit.","Scotty, how long is this bay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33790,Fine as May wine.,Except she live on the hill and got a grandma.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33791,"You mean, the insurance frammis?","Tell me about the oranges, Lilly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33792,"Brutal frankness, if you insist.","There are a hundred ways to approach it, but I feel it can best be said in one simple phrase. I'm in love, Swana.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33793,What do you wish me to do?,"I want you to use all your powers, all your skill, as you love me. I do not want his mother to see him as he is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33794,Uh -- what are they?,"For your eyes. For most patients of your age, I generally administer Retlax Five to restore flexibility of the lens.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33795,"C'mon Tim, move down, damn it!","Timmy! The power is coming down, quick!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33796,Too bad we have to waste all that time.,I acted on your suggestion and got in touch with the Power and Light authorities. Whenever you want to visit their plants they are open to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33797,I beg your pardon?,"I said say that again, son - because the next time you do, I'll make sure you're in there with my daughter, but in a slightly less healthy state and she's in a coma with a broken arm right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33798,You think I'm a Judas?,Hard to compare the people you're taking down with the Lord.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33799,"Better pray the worm's a sound sleeper, Jack.",You do the praying. I've work ahead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33800,Pry the thing open? What are we -- neanderthals?,All that banging and pounding. I don't know. We should think about making a good first impression.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33801,They knew of you. Now they know you.,"Yeah, but I feel like I fit in for the first time, you know? Like I just held them far away from me, and they did the same to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33802,Whoa. That is one unbelievable piece of eyefuck.,"Skip the art criticism, Tick, what can you tell me about the wearer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33803,"Wait till summer. I swear, you can't leave the house. It hurts. It physically hurts.",I can't wait till I actually get to touch one of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33804,"Fair enough. But Castro's on alert and we're flying attack planes over their sites, on the deck. There's no way for them to know they're carrying cameras, not bombs. They're going to be shot at, plain and simple.","I'm your political advisor, and I'm giving you political analysis here. This is a setup. The Chiefs want to go in. It's the only way they can redeem themselves for the Bay of Pigs. They have to go in, and they have to do it right. It's that simple.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33805,"You're the Doctor, sweetheart. 'Guess the atropine worked, then.",Convinced all those that needed convincing: you're an official dead lady.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33806,"Well, we better hit the road, too. Craig, get your stuff.","Well, Craig, you're welcome anytime.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33807,"A little longer, Paul?",We wait until 7:00. If he is not here with the twins he is not coming. We leave. That was your promise. Go help the children.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33808,I think you should leave it the way it was. It was good.,So you don't want to hear my new ending?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33809,"Aye -- that I would, lass.","I think my Sarah fancies you, Conner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33810,What is it we can do for you today?,"Well, we've come to give our boy a little break from the monotony.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33811,"Oh, you know the Bay Area! Always foggy!",I'm here with Ed over at Taxi. There's been some trouble with Tony.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33812,It's not so much a matter of a place as of time.,"Sorry, the time would have to be right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33813,They're coming with us?,We play hide and seek all the time. They find a lot of things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33814,What's your favorite scary movie Gale?,I dunno but I can tell you that your's will be the home video footage of me sticking my foot up your ass! Now come out and fight like a real man you pussy!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33815,"Oh, untrue, Jeffster. I think, uh, two weeks ago we attended a concert where I had fucked two girls.","Hey, it's me. No, that's, that's the ultimate liar of liars.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33816,Is it a star?,It is a star! That's great. You're very good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33817,I'm working with one of the victims outta Brooklyn North. You mind I take a shot at him?,That's Deleon and Hayes' collar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33818,"Ok, whatever you want.",Did you see Hiromix last night dancing with Bambi?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33819,What don't I understand?,"Excuse me, Timmy. Could you help us? We're trying to settle a bet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33820,Can I go to the hospital with you?,I don't think so. You don't want to end up on page 3 of the Daily News.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33821,"So why do you sell it for so much more? I'll tell you why-because people come here and they're like ""A dollar eighty for soda? I should get it at Food City. But I don't feel like driving there. I'll just buy it here so I don't have to drive up there."" That's exploiting a weakness, too, isn't it?",I can't believe you just rolled a joint in here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33822,"I won't lie -- there have been times when I had to do it, times when the only way to get out alive was to see that the other man didn't.","We live in a singular world, my friend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33823,"I don't believe this. It's a miracle, Michael. A miracle.","Better living through chemistry, that's my motto.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33824,How can this happen ?,I don't know. I think that a power grid just needs reset. Don't get your panties in a bunch. I'll go down and reset it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33825,I don't know. Whatever you like it to be.,I like it to be what it is. It's Sarah. That's a biblical name. You want to know its meaning?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33826,What is this? Four nights in a row? You going for a record here? The seven year olds insomniacs hall of fame?,Do you love me Rachel?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33827,"You're out, aren't you?","Did you beg, did you grovel to that piece of shit, that cockroach?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33828,Do you mind if I take my new Porsche for a ride?,"Kathryn, the only thing you're going to be riding is me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33829,She wants to lay down. I'm a little worried.,"Well, I brung her something I know she likes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33830,She didn't try to conceal it.,"So you are aware of the difference between a lesion and a bruise, is that correct?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33831,The Mamma's there too.,"Yes, the Mamma is is there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33832,What do you think the cops have?,"If you're that worried, maybe we should just steal one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33833,"Oh yeah? Whatta you drink, then?","I drink what every civilized man, woman and child in the world drinks: Guinness.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33834,"It's romantic, what you're doing, and they want to be a part of it.",Well I'm so glad that you guys are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33835,"Well, we could borrow a couple from Mrs. Simpson. You know, she went to Niagara Falls last year.","I'm kind of nervous. I've never been away from Mandrake Falls in my life. Kind of like to see Grant's Tomb, though.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33836,Just don't lie to me.,"Good luck, Jukka. Do a good show.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33837,"Well, perhaps I can't, Plank, if you know what I mean.","Look, could you just open the door so I could talk without shouting?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33838,"John, you have to throw the keys up to me.","John, throw me the keys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33839,That's a reasonable assumption.,I don't want my wife's soul having any doubts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33840,"Dad, you're not taking this seriously.",This is not how you do it. You want this on an English muffin or a bun?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33841,"What's wrong with Walter, Dude?","I figure it's easy money, it's all pretty harmless. I mean she probably kidnapped herself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33842,"No, let's go to work. Okay?",Okay. I'm sorry I said your dream was stupid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33843,"Since we learned about mental illness, paranoia, schizophrenia. All the things they taught me in Harvard. Mrs. MacNeil since the day I joined the Jesuits, I've never met one priest who has performed an exorcism, not one.","Yeah well, it just so happens that somebody very close to me is probably possessed, and needs an exorcist.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33844,Of course not. Does he look lost to you? BENNNNN!!!,No. I told you. I like apple butter not butter butter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33845,"Yes, I did, very much for a long time, and even now, I get a little sad when I think of a pretty flower or a sunset that your mother would have liked.",I think every time I see a climbing tree i'll think of Thomas J.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33846,Because you were afraid to fly.,Would you stop saying that? I need you to do me a really big favor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33847,I'm astonished to hear you trivialize my role in our sex life.,It wasn't directed at you. I was making a broad generalization.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33848,I totally heard you did.,I don't. Katrina smells like soup. Her whole house smells of soup.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33849,"There was this other place where they served live monkey brains. Sweat to God. You walk in, they bring the little monkey out, shave his head, crack it open, and you eat it's brains while it's still alive. I didn't go in, though, 'cause I didn't have any money and my mom has a saying: ""Don't write any checks you can't cash"".","Tim, what are you talking about?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33850,Not true. I think I'm making real progress on the microchip.,You were meant to. You're one of those fortunate people that good things happen to. I have to get out of here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33851,"You didn't think I was gonna let you escape alone, did you?",I ain't escaping! We're picking up the new super just like I told you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33852,"Excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Doctor. Uh, Alvy-Alvy, that was the show. They said everything is fine. They found a replacement, so they're going to tape without you.","I'm nauseous. Oh, jesus, now I don't get to do the TV show?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33853,"Nag, nag, nag, nag. nag.",This knife is filthy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33854,Here's my deal -- Don't waste my time. What do you want me for anyway? You don't even know me.,I just have a good feeling about you. Haven't you ever had someone say they had a good feeling about you before?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33855,I won't be a party to this. I want to see Brad.,"The question is, does Brad want to see you? Quite frankly, he hates you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33856,"Luke, I'm coming along to do what I can, but I'm tired and I'm depending on you to get us through.",But you're still a powerful Jedi. You don't need my help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33857,There's something else too.,"Uh, we both like to fish.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33858,How much do you know?,I know they made me. Even got the label on my neck to prove it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33859,"So why won't you make love with me? Why wouldn't you, I mean?","Ann. Are you asking me hypothetically, or are you asking me for real, right now?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33860,"Mr. Levene, I think we have to talk.","I'm going to the Chinks. You're done, come down, we're going to smoke a cigarette.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33861,'Allo. Whoo is eet?,I am King Arthur and these are the Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33862,"Mommy, please don't call me that.","Son, Peerless is your name. Now you might be one of these Hollywood types, change your name and all that but Peerless Dothan is on your birth certificate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33863,Mama mia. Just because you were a nerd once doesn't mean it's going to happen again. That's why you have me for fashion consultation.,Now this is cute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33864,"And that appears to have been destroyed. It also contained the anti-virus, Bellerophon.","Well, Bellerophon, it turns out, was only really effective against Chimera.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33865,"Listen, you are witnessing genius!","I, I, my ears are experiencing a meltdown! I can't hear anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33866,"Why, didn't they say?","Well that hotel begins construction in January, there's going to be a lot of shuttle work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33867,What are you writing in that book?,It's my bird book.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33868,"Anyone not in your family, is a stranger. Believe me, when trouble comes, your country won't take care of you.","That's how it was in the old world, Pop, but this is not Sicily.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33869,Who do you think you're talking to?,You said you were Klingman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33870,"Well, I am sorry about your head, though. But I thought you were one of them.","Dad, they come in through the doors.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33871,I was offered that job as a waitress.,"Forget about it, I don't want you working in one of those honky tonks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33872,I don't know. Do I?,I'd rather die than eat on an airplane. I'm telling them you're twelve so you can fly unaccompanied and they won't make you be carried around by a stewardess and everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33873,"Yeah but, what is it?","I don't know, they didn't speak too good English.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33874,"What I really object to, Uncle, is your finishing all my condensed milk. And the message everywhere in your book - however slowly I read it - that the best destiny for India is to be ruled by the British.","Hana, we have discovered a shared please - the boy and I.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33875,Won him over just like that.,I see. But I hope you have a lot of sugar. Eli is ready to go to Zook's.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33876,That dress should be listed on the stock exchange.,We sell a dozen a day in this price range.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33877,It's happening tomorrow morning. Get back here now.,"Where did you get those from, a museum?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33878,When are you boys going to fix that roof?,"Soon as I rest a bit. I meant as soon as we are back to normal again, anytime.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33879,"Oh, I don't think so. Still, you helped a lot of people.",Kind of reminds me of that thing you did back in the state legislature.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33880,"Your father is Julian Cross, isn't he?","Yes, of course. It was quite a while after. I was just out of grade school when they did that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33881,What? Why'd you do that?,There's kind of this guy I'm seeing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33882,That's what they do with cattle just before the slaughter. Fatten them.,"Uh-huh. You're a scream, Lovey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33883,"I'll pay Lilly back, don't you worry about that.","I don't like to come here, Roy. Every time I do, your mother comes in and makes remarks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33884,You ain't leavin' in no hurry if we can help it!,John: take that look offen your face and act nice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33885,I think whoever sent the message did it because they're worried about us.,The gods sent us the machine because they took pity on us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33886,"The way I see it. We'll be arrested. Go to prison. Cash in on the home footage. Secure a book deal. If all goes as planned, our trial should coincide with the release of STAB II.",A verdict and premiere all on the same day. I love it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33887,Keep your eye on that brass ring. Don't let anything side-track you.,"I know, I need a keeper.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33888,That's what the guy said.,"Tomorrow, I see on the TV weather, it's gonna be nice and warm. You won't need the coat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33889,And I love the inscription you wrote to me. Only I'm not quite the downy innocent you think I am.,I hope that isn't true. We need all the downy innocents we can get.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33890,"Yes, I know. I'm sure it will be a great story.",I'll just invite them both to my hotel suite and we'll have high tea. It's very chic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33891,"If you take enough of it, your intestines lose their ability to absorb Vitamin C.","In other words, scurvy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33892,How you feelin' today?,You know how you feel when you come out of a bad hangover? Like your eyes can open a little bit more.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33893,If I'd gone public with this yesterday Annette Michaels might be alive today.,"Oh GOD Brent, is there anything you don't feel guilty about?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33894,"Isn't this getting kind of pathetic. I mean we drank the juice, now we're just licking peel. Let it go!","Cynthia, I think you're laboring under a misconception. You seem to believe that because you happened to predict this, we should be impressed. We're not. Anybody in any business can predict failure. 1 need people who prevent failure. I want to see this thing turned back in the right direction. Remember this was your baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33895,I just know. I know you'll love it.,But I'm scared Telly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33896,"Mother please! Oh please mother make it stop! It's burning, it's burning please mother!","So something please Doctor, Help her!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33897,"Yeah, ya'll got a notice today. It came certified mail.","Craig, this Roach. Roach, this is my cousin, Craig.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33898,Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.,"Hold on there - I don't want this pomade, I want Dapper Dan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33899,"If I hit the stick too hard, the apple will split. If I am too timid, the apple will fall off the stick.",We're supposed to do fifty apples. We only got twelve done.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33900,"For Pete's sake, Calvin! We've got guests!","Sorry, honey! I just got to fooling with this darn rheostat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33901,Terrance and Phillip MOVIE?! Oy gevalt! Not again!,What is Terrance and Phillip?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33902,Barrytown. Barrytown? Is there no end to your arrogance?,I didn't make up the name. It's the Steely Dan song. And it was in The Commitments.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33903,What are you talking about?,"Weird? You mean like you hanging out with that homeless, Poke? I saw you last night after the game.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33904,What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for twenty years.,You left just when you were becoming interesting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33905,"Hey drop it, okay?",I didn't mean to open up any old wounds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33906,What are you doing with my dear? Stop! Thieves!,Many villagers are hiding in the forest. They need food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33907,I want to touch it.,There was a deer on the other side of the fence.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33908,What makes them think that?,They found my eyelash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33909,We're supposed to be honest.,Soft and Wet. That's very interesting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33910,"There are good Party members who help, and there are dirty non-Party members who inform on you. Of course, they gave him privileges.","And suddenly, Steve, suddenly you notice that they like you. They honour you, suddenly you are the director of the best museum in the world, for example.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33911,I remember every minute of that party.,There's my dad with Joanie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33912,What are you doing?,I bought a couple of tickets.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33913,Relax. You got one-fifty. You heard the guy.,"Ricky, who knows how long we're gonna have to be here. We gotta make it last.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33914,You're breaking my ribs!,I could fuck this icebox I love it so much. What were you actually doing in New York?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33915,Hey! Where are you going?!,"Hey listen, jerk! Until today you never even knew how many guys I'd slept with, because you never even asked. And then you act all nonchalant about fucking twelve different girls. Well, I never had sex with twelve different guys!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33916,Where have you been'? You missed my shining moment. I won the macaroni sundae binge.,I'm sorry honey. I got behind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33917,Maybe I'll bring him some food by.,Thank you for walking him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33918,You have to what?,Go to the King Of the Road and thank her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33919,"The Canadians are just mad that we mothers here in South Park have the chutzpah to stand up to them! Like it or not, Mr. Canadian Minister, OUR children are now safe from your Canadian smut!","Well, Terrance I hope you learned something from this whole experience.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33920,What's Nicky doing down there?,Trying to capture his brother in a flask and preserve the balance of good and evil on Earth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33921,"Mischief? What the fuck you talkin' about, mischief?",Bad and illegal behavior. That's what I mean. Ok? Mischief. Now have you been doin' some drugs today?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33922,You and Kathryn gonna stay here?,"This company's expanding. They got parks in Texas, Ohio, California. I think I'm gonna be going to Waco.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33923,Ain't a cheek ever good enough for you? I never even kissed Mama on the mouth.,"Well, you're not supposed to kiss your mother on the mouth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33924,"Hey! Wait! Okay, I'll meet you there.",I thought you were like the fifth Ghostbuster.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33925,"Shh. Come on, it's gonna be OK.","That's it. I'm gonna have to tell my little brother, I'm gonna die. I can't make him his lunches anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33926,"No more jokes, drop it or she gets it between the eyes!","Whoa, Hans, now you're the cowboy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33927,Of course just like that. That's how you always know when it's right.,And if it so happens that you're wrong? If it just so happens that I could care less About you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33928,And everything. He should be king!,"You know I think they think I should be king. Although it would please me to govern the throng, suppose I were king and then everything went wrong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33929,"Don't cry, wee one. It's a better place I go to.","I love you, Conner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33930,"Whatever you say, lady. It's all in a day's work for me.",This is to replace the bike I lost. I'll get you the rest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33931,"Our relationship meant a lot to me, too, Paul. But it's over. And Michael being in the hospital doesn't really change things.",I think I've heard this speech before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33932,"Sure, they are students.","Well, I want them to put down a floor and a walkway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33933,"I'll try not to, I'll leave that to you. Anyway, there's still plenty more of it.","Good, I love swinging a shovel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33934,"Honey, you're not supposed to do that.",I know. I stopped pretending and started liking it with him for real.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33935,In a magazine you come across a full-page photo of a nude girl.,Is this testing whether I'm an android or a lesbian?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33936,"Look, Glenn, I know you cool, but you don't have to give me no tone of voice, okay? You don't like what I'm saying, you can get out anywhere along here you want.","I think you're forgetting, this is my car. I drove it up here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33937,"I'm only here until twelve, then I'm gone. The boss is coming in.",Why don't you open the shutters and get some sunlight in here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33938,"But once the system touches the net, all links are severed. Everybody dies.",Only up there in the dream they called life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33939,"Joe, you don't know how glad I am you're aboard. Anybody who can take some of the weight off the old man, I'm in his corner.","That's very gracious of you, Quince.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33940,Premier Belch will not be fooled by this fantastic lie.,"Mister President, are you going to let this stooge talk to you like this?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33941,It could be anything. You're going to discover a whole new world when you get to school.,Wow just like Marco Polo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33942,Don't tell me now. Tell me right before the test. I won't be able to remember long enough.,You graduating this year will be proof that miracles happen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33943,"Well, I've not brought them.",It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33944,"Go ahead, pick it up if you want.","I just wanted to say that I've thought about everything, and I've decided something. I'm going to give you another chance. Maybe no one's listening, or maybe your father's listening. Mr Court, if you're listening to this, hello, how are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33945,Hide? Can't a fellow have a drink?,"Here, it will be cold on that train.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33946,"Having witnessed the effects myself, I can assure you it'll be very useful when the bidding starts.",Get 'em in the middle of the dam.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33947,"I only get one today? Gee, how exciting.",I can't let my lunch hour go on too long. I've already skipped one meeting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33948,"I believe you would have. Another fall, I did seven years at Lompoc. And I don't mean the place next door where some of Nixon's people went.","I know the difference. You were in Lompoc USP, the federal penitentiary. I've delivered people there. So basically you've spent half your life in prison.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33949,"You know I've been re-reading Virginia Woolf, I think she'd be a natural for you, she led a fascinating life.","Thanks, but I think I'm gonna stick to my mom, she led a fascinating life too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33950,"Yeah, that side of the family has all the looks and none of the brains. I hope he don't mess things up.","He seemed like a pretty good lawyer to me. His offices take up an entire floor of that big, new building on 125th Street, and he was using all these words I never heard before. He even offered me a job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33951,"Is that your kind of reading, Steve?","I can't read, Ma'am. I just look at the pictures.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33952,What about for food an' stuff?,You have my food in ya hand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33953,"Before I forget, your father has papers in the basement I'd like you to go through. I wouldn't know what's important.","Mom, do you know who that is? Blonde hair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33954,It's not the place. I don't buy that. Trapped in the same town forever. The price she would pay for her teenage lust.,"After you got knocked up, my mother didn't want me to talk to you. She thought it was contagious.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33955,"Who are you, kid?",My name is Gregory. I have been Wendy's counter-cousin for some time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33956,Don't you know anything about limo etiquette? Everything in here is included for our pleasure.,"Wait a second, I thought we were hamburger guys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33957,Use the little brush there. Why were you at Santos'?,Found one of the missing victims from that boat deal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33958,"Pretty good. I'm friends with Dr. Gaskell, too.","I guess you must be, if you know the combination to his closet and he doesn't mind your being here in their bedroom like this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33959,Because of the future. I know what's going to happen.,"William, that is just another facet of my delusions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33960,"Yo, chill man, I'm talking to Venezuela.","Yeah, I'm sorry, I was just looking for the principal's office.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33961,I'm just having my last few drinks.,I've been all over town. I got a call from the bondman. He says they're going to rescind your bail if you don't show up and sign in right now. They're going to take away the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33962,"The doctor said it was okay. Anyway, I'm still trying to lose some of this baby fat.","You might want to put a jacket on him, it's getting cold.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33963,Someone stole my backpack.,"Kid, you were a big fish in a small pond. This here is the ocean, and you're drowning. Take my advice and go back to Puddleville. You'll be happy there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33964,"Try an' hold it, man. Squeeze your ass cheeks together.","Butterflies, my ass. I'm about to go home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33965,"How are you, Kelly? Would you like to take a break for a minute?",I just want to get it over with. My mom's making me do this. I just want to forget it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33966,"I had a regular job for a while, days. You know, doin' this, doin' that. But I didn't have anything to do at night. I got kinda lonely, you know, just wandering around. So I decided to works nights. It ain't good to be alone, you know.","After this job, I'm looking forward to being alone for a while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33967,Sometimes I feel like my parents don't love me.,"Well then, when you get older you can do something about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33968,The third store down.,"Jimmy just stood there on the sidewalk. It felt funny. I started walking down the block, but I noticed the stores were empty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33969,"I sought only not to harm you, sir.","Sir, your rage has unbalanced you. It seems you would fight to the death against a knight who is not your enemy, for a length of road you can ride around.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33970,Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.,I only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33971,At one in the morning?,I'm not gonna get anywhere punching a clock just so my wife doesn't get an attitude.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33972,"As you can see, this is just a simple microcassette recorder. Hook it up to the phone and drop in five bucks in quarters.",Record the tones that the coins make. And hang up and get your money back!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33973,Did he explain how this happened?,"He believed it all went back to one night, when as a little girl. I watched my parents have this big fight, really big. I thought my mother was going to kill my father. Then they went into their room and made up. And I watched them make love through the keyhole.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33974,I don't think so.,I heard them talking. They both thought you were money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33975,"No, I mean a crash with a history. Camus' Facel Vega, or Nathaniel Nest's station wagon, Grace Kelly's Rover 3500. Fix it just enough to get it rolling. Don't clean it, don't touch anything else.",Is that why you drive this car? I take it that you see Kennedy's assassination as a special kind of car-crash?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33976,Penicillin. At least it will help keep his fever down.,It's really nice of you to help us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33977,The answer is yes. Now what's the question?,There's been a lot of confusion in the media about who I am and what I'm up to and all that. I'd like to set the record straight. With your help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33978,Do you have to be so damn forthright?,"DeLa, you should try it sometime. Come into the light.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33979,I say we go over there and kick their asses. I can take the little one.,Are you out your mind? I'm not messing with them S.A.'s boy. You must be crazy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33980,That's Mr. Beast to you.,I bombed. It's either work in the office or nothing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33981,"Yeah, let's get outta here. What happened?","I was just about to go to the door, when that man did my job for me. Was it alright?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33982,"Well, aren't you excited?","Lana, I'm from Metropolis. I see Superman every day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33983,Who are you? Who are you REALLY?,I am the One who wants to breathe thru your nose and taste thru your mouth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33984,"Gimme your keys. Watch this old fart, will you? Take Duffy's car. Curly's boat's in Pedro, near the Starkist cannery. It's the Evening Star. He'll be waiting. I'll take care of this.","Mrs. Mulwray, you don't want to run around like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33985,Does he have the spot?,"He does, a little spot where the butter had been.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33986,"Okay, sure. I might be tempted. Especially now, since I'm getting out of the bail bonds business.","I have to stand behind all my active bonds, but I'm not writing any new ones.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33987,"Well, I was always tasting the soup two hours after I et it.",What I heard was that you fell off your horse drunk and broke your neck.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33988,Then come. I'm going to change. Watch TV. I'll be half an hour.,I am planning to go out and do some work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33989,Please. I'm gonna go get the guy who did it and bring him to you. I just need you be right there to arrest him. Okay?,"Just tell me who did it and I'll go get him, baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33990,"What do you mean, we don't?",This tooth is from another shark. A shark that could be 30 feet long!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33991,I was only trying to be helpful. He was having difficulty with a problem.,"Oh, I see. He was having trouble and you were helping him out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33992,Don't you dare talk to others about me. I'm an artist! The only thing that scares me is being embarrassed in front of my friends. Do you know how hard it is to get civilized people to set foot in this part of Connecticut? Not a solitary word of this pubescent tripe to anyone.,"Lydia's trying, but they don't believe her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33993,You are taking a chance that is not worth the risk.,"Well, we are one miracle short tonight. So, just guard the stairs?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33994,We're hungry. You're going to cook.,Make the pizza. I want scrambled eggs and hot dogs on mine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33995,So get the fuck outta here.,"I wanna go out with you, I want to be part of your life. I want you to treat me the way a girlfriend should be treated.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33996,"Well, I have a pretty good idea.","If you mean sex, you couldn't be more wrong. Rose likes those boys and men, she has love in her heart, and that is what they want. It's the most rare and beautiful thing in life and that is why they follow her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33997,"Mary, people come to him voluntarily.",I won't allow it. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. What do you think of that? That's from my quote book.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_33998,"You lasted eight years, as Orderly, in Dr. Lechter's prison ward.","Yes, I presumed it was about him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_33999,"No time. Gotta go. Just tell him to read the letter, the letter explains all. Tell him I love him. And tell him, as of tomorrow, all his money problems are over.","He can't. We gotta go, but he wants you to read the letter. The letter explains it all. He wants you to know he loves you. And he wants you to know that as of tomorrow, all of your money problems are over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34000,"No, I don't have to believe you. The jury has to believe you and answers like he's lying or she's mistaken aren't going to convince them.",I don't use cocaine anymore. If she says she saw me doing it she's lying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34001,"Oh, Calvin, I'm not sure we should be making promises that perhaps can't be kept.","I believe there will be other survivors. In fact, I'm guessing there's life on the surface, even now. It's not life worth living perhaps, but believe me, something's moving around up there. And I don't just mean the cockroaches.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34002,"Oh, no I won't my dear - oh, no I won't my dear - I'll wash behind my ears, but no I won't my dear!","Oh, yes you will my dear - oh, yes you will my dear - you'll eat spinach but you'll wear garters too!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34003,"Earlier today you tried to tell me something, Willow.","My family found this baby in the river, High Aldwin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34004,But he has long hair!,"Don't look at the outside, look at the inside. It's the inner Hitler we're after. The young beautiful Hitler, who danced his way to glory.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34005,Like a veil has been lifted?,It's like I've been swimming in muddy waters.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34006,"Yeah, I'd say at this point all we can do is just wait it out. There's nothing else.","I suppose. I mean they're obviously all bonkers, but I guess they're harmless.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34007,I was gonna split it with you guys.,We do not take tips. I'll apply this to the cost of the dress.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34008,"No, but I'd stay out of Sickbay for a while if I were you. I still don't know why you dropped her in the water.",I was attempting to get in the spirit of things. I thought it would be humorous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34009,"Well, when you started introducing me as ""the old ball and chain,"" that's when I left.",I may have a few personal problems but one thing I am is a total professional.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34010,"So you're giving a man who butchers whole families, little babies included, my chocolate cream filled?","Okay, guys, we're here. L.A. County Jail. Julie, just park in the front.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34011,"Thank you, but I really have to go.","But it's oat straw tea. You've never had oat straw tea, have you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34012,A champion of lost causes huh?,"No, I'm just running scared, same as everyone else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34013,Aren't you going to watch them? They'll get away!,"No, we'll leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, and we'll just assume it all went to plan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34014,What point is that?,"The point being that him, the networks don't want Black people on television unless they are buffoons.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34015,"Oh, you want to stay now?","One of two things will happen. We're either going to get John Doe, or he'll finish his series of seven, and this case will go on for years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34016,"I came through for you, Mom and the butterflies, Dad.","You're back in Hell now, kid. There's no butterflies here. If you want butterflies, you need to be on Earth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34017,"Well, how do I find out what kind of chromium is up in Hinkley?",Have you been to the water board?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34018,It's not a business. Harry. It's a vocation.,That's what they call the Repository. Every magic secret known to man's locked up in that room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34019,You sure this is okay?,"Curly, you know how long I been in business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34020,"Would you like to rest, Miette? You must be exhausted.",So I guess Satan lost. Satan is the weak one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34021,That's real big of you.,Stop being defensive. I want to help you. I wrote a song for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34022,He said he remembered me too. Seems to show he wasn't in much pain.,Dr. Winkel told me that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34023,"I have a pretty good idea. Ordell ain't no bootlegger, and I doubt he's smugglin' Cuban cigars. So that only leaves one thing an A.T.F. man would be interested in.","I used to bring over ten thousand at a time. That's the legal limit, so I never brought more than that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34024,"Hi, Jeff. Nice to meet you.","Jeff, Erica. God, it's so amazing to be back home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34025,"If you told Michael what I've told you today, I'm a dead man.",When is it finally over? I want it to be over before my baby is born.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34026,"Yeah, you weren't in that last one.","It's okay to call them brontosaurs, Tim. It's a great name. It's a romantic name. It means ""thunder lizard"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34027,What a brilliant idea. I never would have thought of it.,What about the people who are coming to the meeting tonight? Have they all arrived?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34028,"Gratinée, choucroute garnie, salade de pommes -- et un ballon de rouge.","Mrs. Lampert, I really hadn't planned on spending the entire night here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34029,Burnfield. No place like it.,"Yeah. Burnfield, Pizza and Puke capital of the world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34030,Sir Te believes it's a ploy cast suspicion on Governor Yu.,But something is going on at the Yu household.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34031,"What do I look like, Erin? A library?","Masry & Vititoe, can I help you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34032,"What was it, so I'll know.",A little care he can ride in with an electric motor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34033,"Hey, man, gimme some skin.","Shorty, this is Laura.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34034,"Yeah I know. But I don't have to flatter you. It just feels right. You're the perfect girl for me. As in is, was and always will be. I'm glad dancing was invented. You know the first dances were rituals. Like fertility rites.","Hey Terry, what is that? Did Peggy make it up? I've never seen that on Bandstand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34035,"Professor, what's the history of this house?",I'm glad you asked. It actually makes for a pretty good bedtime story.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34036,"Okay, okay we don't have to talk about him, Vada, Vada we don't have to talk about him, it's okay. We won't talk about him all right?",Justin and Ronda say that I should tell people what I feel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34037,"I don't know, ma'am. He was observed earlier, I believe.","Sir Henry, Mr Brown is standing in the courtyard. I have no wish to go riding.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34038,"Stop it. You are blowing a great opportunity here, Miles. Fucking Maya, man. She's great. She's cool. She's funny. She knows wine. What is this morose come-down bullshit? These girls want to party. And what was that fucking ten-minute lecture on, what was it, Vouvrays? I mean, come on!",Let's just say I'm uncomfortable with the whole scenario.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34039,Millions of people around the world get on busses every day. When was the last time you heard of anybody anywhere dying on a public transit bus?,Okay Mr. Statistics I've got one for you. What's the most common cause of death for adults over the age of eighteen?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34040,I guess part of us never really leaves high school.,"You know, I never told anybody this, but I always had a feeling that when you die, before you go to heaven, you get a chance to fly around high school for a while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34041,"Oh, Mr. Jason. I really shouldn't be doing this, you know. It's against the rules. When did you say you wanted them?",I want to see what they read so I'll know what kind of books to give my friends as presents. There's nothing nicer for a gift than a book.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34042,Try taking a left after the next cow pasture.,"Yeah. That sounds good. ""Hang a left at the first cow patty, then make a right when you see porky pig"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34043,Do you even remember Al? Do you remember what he looked like sitting there?,You are such a raving pussy sometimes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34044,And you sent the document forward to Sandefur?,"I sent the document forward to Sandefur. I was told that we would continue to work on a substitute, we weren't going to remove it as it would impact sales, and that that was his decision.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34045,"There's this girl, this friend of mine from work that I think is really cute and really cool and I want you to meet her so I was thinking about bringing her to the party tonight.",Oh yeah no I don't want to do that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34046,What are you talking about? I'm coming with you.,You can't. Our next stop is the 23rd Century.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34047,I'm a private detective. I was hired to follow somebody for a few days. A guy called Tapert. Insurance fraud.,"Tapert. So, now I've got Tapert, Butterfield.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34048,"Come on, miss. Just so the Virgin can be really pretty.",It won't take but a minute. It's a votive offering for a lady who was cured just when she was dying of fever. Our Lady of the Helpless granted her a favor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34049,What show is this?,"It's the news, Buffy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34050,"Please, General, call and put your policemen back at the gate.",I am going to do you a great favor. I am going to take you with us to Gitarama.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34051,I'm not sure she'll come. She's in a mood. Do you ever go to somebody's house?,Generally that doesn't work out so well. It sends the wrong message to people who need to make a change.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34052,"I am strong, Paul, like a lion.","I wish I were like you. Look at my staff, they won't work, they listen to no one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34053,Do you every think for one second that you might have some responsibility for what you're doing?! For cutting and slashing everything in your way so you can have your goddamn movie?!,That soulless monster gets no tears from me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34054,He certainly drives like a jerk.,"Carl makes me happy and that threatens this family, doesn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34055,"I know what it means--Segretti wouldn't go on the record, but if he would, we know he'd implicate Chapin. And that would put us inside the White House.","Yes, the little ratfuckers are now running our government.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34056,"Well, I'm off to a pretty good start.",If I ever won a pot that large the boat would sink.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34057,I haven't been to the movies in AGES.,"I love going to movies, especially at the drive in. I don't think there's anything more romantic than going to the drive in. I'll let you get back to work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34058,"In a way, yes.","My ass be dumb, but I'm not a dumbass. Go sit over there on the couch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34059,They ain't the only ones.,"I stopped by your office. Henry was steaming, he says he's going to throw you out of the window and that you never worked at the Bugler.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34060,How much would I get paid?,"That, you have to discuss with CBS Business Affairs. But, for something like this, I would say anywhere between 10, 12 thousand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34061,At the end of the yeat the person who got the most direct his to my head got to toss me into the pool.,Mama mia. Just because you were a nerd once doesn't mean it's going to happen again. That's why you have me for fashion consultation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34062,What do you mean? You've never been there.,I've been there every day for the last four years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34063,Is Telly there? This is Paul. Who is this?,It's Jennie. Just tell me if Telly is there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34064,You'll never do it! You can't do it!,"I'll do it if it takes every penny I've got. I'll do it if I have to bribe that musical comedy Justice of the Peace! I'll do it - if I have to prove that you were dragged in, staggering drunk. You probably were. Mmm - mmm. This filet mignon is divine!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34065,Who's to say my monsters aren't alive?,"All of my books are based on fact, or legend. Thats perhaps why they're more interesting and sell in the top spots.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34066,"I love you too, Letty. I love you, too.",Maybe we could just run away to Tahiti and live on the beach.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34067,"Well, I suppose they've been having a bit of trouble with some of the equipment.","Yes, well at first we thought that was the explanation, but it's been going on for the past ten days.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34068,"You can have it, then. I'm not going back there.",If you could just sign right there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34069,"Well, actually, we've never met officially, but I bumped into you at the cafeteria and you were so sweet. I said, ""I'm sorry,"" and you said, ""Watch it, white bitch, or I'll put my size eight in your ass."" I thought how cool. I wear a size eight, too. Anyway, this is my best friend, Cindy.","We already know each other. Hey, Brenda.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34070,You don't know you want. That's the way God built you!,"I will not be scrogged. I remember one time I saw you wrench a hook from the throat of a fish with a pair of pliers, and you promised me that the fish couldn't feel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34071,So could you get us into the principal's office?,"Principal's office? Yeah, I guess I can swing that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34072,What do you do?,I do different things on different days.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34073,I have no idea.,"Cora, is something wrong with the laser?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34074,"Hey, we nab Israel, they pay t'get'm back, I'll cut the fuckin' thing out m'self, no extra charge. My thing is, we crew up, let's not fuck around, someone's cousin, some Zip off the boat from Naples, let's get pros, people who know how to behave.","Yeah, there's a pair'a broads I'm thinking might be good for this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34075,"In other words, we collectively don't know shit.",It makes me nervous just seeing him in a uniform. I will never forget the first time I saw the photos from the crime scene.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34076,"The only time I can think of for sure, I was holding onto Sam in the ocean, saving him from the waves.",You head was pressed against my chest. I could feel your heart racing. And I remember I kissed your hair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34077,"I got to hand it to you, Homey. That's the best preacher hype I ever did hear.","It isn't a hype, Shorty. And I meant what I said: join us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34078,"Yes, sir. Julia Wolf got me a job as bookkeeper.","Well, that's a hot one. You a bookkeeper! When were you ever a bookkeeper?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34079,I came from the city on the left.,"But you always lie, so you didn't come from there. That means the city on the left must be the City of Truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34080,"From their tone of voice on the phone, I'd say they're taking us more seriously.","Yeah, I heard that one before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34081,"Mr. Sheldrake, I don't want you to think I thought this was going to win any Academy Award.","Of course, we're always looking for a Betty Hutton. Do you see it as a Betty Hutton?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34082,"How do you know I'm not? I was cruel to Jessica. When I got to know her -- when I found out how empty and ungenerous she was, there was something about her -- something smooth and false -- that made we want to hurt her.",I can understand that. Everyone feels that way about someone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34083,They'd call you anything if you gave them half a chance. They've got you down as a sap.,I think I'll go down and punch this editor on the nose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34084,I have already rented the apartment to another family.,"I told her I would speak to you, that you are a reasonable man who acted out of some misunderstanding. She has gotten rid of the animal that caused all the trouble, so why shouldn't she stay. As one Italian to another, I ask you the favor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34085,What kind of stuff?,"Well, me and Sharon played a game in the back yard, and we had a picnic down by the river.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34086,"No, it was a complete waste of time.","This is so embarrassing, it's never happened before. Well, maybe a couple of times, but I was alone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34087,What's that supposed to mean?,It means that your taste in men's apparel is as bad as your taste in men.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34088,"Oh, no. It's my own idea. I'm in the business. In the fur business.","Oh, I see. Cats' fur.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34089,"You already have the checks, darling.",I didn't mean it that way I'm sorry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34090,I just thought we should talk about it. Between ourselves.,What's there to talk about? She can sing. That puts her at the head of the class. That makes her the only one in the class.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34091,You'll never get away from me!,"So, how does it feel to be kissed by two women?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34092,"Citizen Lieutenant, my advice is to leave this town at once with your men. We do not wish to do harm to our brothers in uniform.","Monsieur Varlac, do not pretend to speak for these good people whom you have misled and inflamed with violent speech. Now, I order you to come down from the cart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34093,She had the same.,"Okay. I want you to call Jennifer and I want you to tell her to tell you what she had for lunch, and I'm gonna listen in on the other line.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34094,"What is that? What are you doing with your hands? Talk to me, you're talking like that girl Sheila.","Don't be mean, this is hard for me too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34095,"They hate me, they really hate me don't they?","Maybe you should get married. Pick one of your cousins, it would demonstrate a profound stability.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34096,"Now, let' s see -- this goes -- Oh, I wish I were better at puzzles.",Wait a minute. This is the left one. He walks bad enough already.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34097,"It's seeing-eye dogs, ma'am. If I let the cat stay, will you go out with me?","What if I say I'll go out with you, so you can have all these great daydreams, but then never actually talk to you again?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34098,"My God. You've got to call the police, tell them it was an accident. Where is she?",She's in the desert. She's out in the desert.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34099,What did she say the down payment was?,"She didn't like the other one, so she picked this one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34100,"That is so unoriginal. You disappoint me, Randy.",Maybe that's because I'm not Randy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34101,The Chinese close in five minutes. Beef lo mein. It's been on my mind since I woke. Whatjathink?,I think the moment that food hits your mouth we'll get a job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34102,and HERBERT exchange a glance. HONORA smiles at Juliet.,I've heard your mother on 3YA. The Woman's Session has lots of lively debate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34103,Why does he want to kill me?,You recall how I spoke of the push you feel and how I make it less?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34104,Mom. Don't cry. I can change this.,I think I'll go check out the chapel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34105,You got a drinking problem or what?,I sell them at the recycling center. Gives me a little for gas and food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34106,I wouldn't tell anyone anything that happened between me and somebody who was my friend.,Nice town that you've got here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34107,I will not have friends in America.,"Soon Young, don't worry. You will have many friends very soon. You will see. America is a very friendly place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34108,"Yeah, maybe R.J. could just tow us and our car to the nearest garage.",I mean obviously we will compensate you for your troubles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34109,"No, no. I said the Hotel Paraiso.",Yes. This is the Hotel Paraiso.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34110,Yes -- the merger must go through -- But I am used to making my deals on a solid basis. I am not a liar. I am an honest business man -- a good husband and father -- I have a sense of honor -- I have nothing to conceal. I couldn't live happily otherwise.,"Well, don't get excited about it. We agreed that the merger with the Saxonia people must go through.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34111,It's fantastic -- it's too much.,"It's the car she drove in ""Eternity Forever"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34112,"Well, it's sandstone. Christian symbol. Early Latin text. Mid-Twelfth Century, I should think.",That was our assessment as well.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34113,"Say, that's old Prissy Bensinger's desk.","I know, I just want to give him a thrill.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34114,Any further thoughts on the subject?,"Yes, sir, as a final note, I'd like to say, fuck our orders, fuck Ramelle, fuck the cheese capital of France and while we're at it, fuck Private James Ryan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34115,"A man would look anywhere for her, Mary. There is something exciting and unforgettable about her - - something you never get hold of - - something that keeps a man following after her.",Because I loved Jacqueline I thought I knew her. Today I found out such strange things - frightening things. I saw a hangman's noose that she had hanging - - waiting - I feel as if I'd never known her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34116,It's just an excuse for us to spend time with you.,"So Josh, if this guy freaks out, will you protect us?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34117,Is that why Uncle Phil moved there?,"Uncle Phil just needed a change, a little adventure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34118,I promise I won't laugh. Who told her?,"An angel, when she was having one of her headaches.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34119,"Wai', wait. What happens if it works? Four months of training, three years of operational duty. What then?","I don't feel like doing an option paper on the rest of my life, Jordan. Maybe we should just let it happen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34120,"No, 79. Sorry, this makes me nervous.",It's OK. It's not a pass-fail kind of thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34121,I -- hate -- you.,Well I guess that makes us even.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34122,I had a hotel room.,I thought that was for when we were very very old?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34123,Just great! See ya around!,"Yes, sir, I sure am gonna enjoy my stay here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34124,"Sister Anne, which was Agnes' room?","Oh that one there, in the corner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34125,Just don't fall asleep. Sooner or later something's gonna happen.,I'll try to stay awake. It's so boring.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34126,That's why they got you in jail?,"Yeah, I kissed a girl and this guy didn't like it and we had some words, so I decided to get out of there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34127,"Timmy, listen to Dr. Grant!","I'm coming up there Tim! I'm coming to get you! Lex, I've got to get him!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34128,Not for somebody who hit a man with his ball on national television.,"That's right, Buzz, and you know when I did it? Last match, last frame. All I needed was one spare for the crown - and I get stuck with the seven-ten, the Fazeli Split.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34129,Ah! And what sort of man is this worshiper?,He's a vacuum cleaner salesman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34130,"Then do that, Starling. Do just exactly that.","Sir, what is it? There's something you're not telling me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34131,Was. But I don't like to talk about it.,You just asked me to ask you questions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34132,You try that you little monkey.,I think I'll take off my badge as well.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34133,"Oh yeah. There's just one thing I don't get. ""Monkeybone Creator Awakens from Coma"" that's a big story! That's front page news! But I can't find a word of coverage in this stinkin' rag! Hey. Don't I have a TV show?",They only made the one episode. They've shown it about nineteen times.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34134,"Chief, try to keep out of where we're going -- Why we're goin' and what's gonna be the big surprise.","All right with me, I used to drive a taxi.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34135,Hey! This is with a typewriter! It's from a finance company!,"So it is from the finance company. So it's better than no letter at all. So they want the third payment on the Plymouth. So they want the fourth, the fifth, the sixth and the seventh. So they want the Plymouth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34136,You gonna preach 'bout turnin' the other cheek?,"I think you did alright by God under the circumstances. Your people are here for you, Laz. This is your home. No shame in showing your face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34137,I think he's already figured that out.,We are being watched. Daniel grabs the binoculars and looks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34138,It wouldn't be a bad way to get you back into writing feature pieces again.,"This is good. It is a good story, Fish.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34139,How 'bout that furniture plant?,"Man, the darkest thing they got in there is Coca-Cola.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34140,"God, that felt great!",Look at him. He's still scratching his head.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34141,They didn't look like medical files to me.,"Well a plea of ignorance won't go far here. Frankly, I think you deserve everything that's coming.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34142,"Look at yourself, Joe, no offense, but frankly, you're beginning to smell. For a stud in this town that's a handicap.",You talk like a man with a tin twat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34143,"So he met me and I offered to take it off his hands at a very reasonable price, with the intention of punting it on myself to a guy I know in London.",So we've just come from Tommy's funeral and you're telling me about a skag deal?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34144,I just need to -- lie down. Studio. Daybed in studio.,"Oh my God. What's wrong, Mr. Whale? Is it your heart?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34145,"Dude, you just gotta settle your shit down. You gotta go and say all that 'Red Dragon' shit. Make him think he's on Barretta.",Like you were doing any better shucking and jiving like you were waiting for wings outside the Quick and Split.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34146,You should have gone to China. I heard they give away babies like free iPods. They shoot 'em out of those T-shirt guns at sports events.,"Right. Well, Juno, your parents must be wondering where you are. You might want to head home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34147,You're a big help.,"Alright, the beige one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34148,For good?. I can't. Mom. Not right in the middle of the term.,"Jeffrey. honey. Your father's condition is serious. It's going to cost so much. We just won't have the money to keep you in school. I'm telling you this now, so that you can get your things together and check out of school, honey, or whatever you have to do. it'll save you another trip back. You're going to have to work at the store.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34149,"Yeah, I guess. I'm just a little fucked up.","Well, let me tell ya something, gonna clear your head right up. We are officially Mexicans.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34150,"I will, Marcus. But you're going to be well enough to direct it yourself.","I've made so many mistakes, Narcissus. We all put off the very last duties of our lives because we're afraid of admitting when our lives are over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34151,"Cut the horseplay, Harry. What's the matter with you guys?",And don't blame me if you all wind up in the cooler.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34152,"Okay, just point me in the right direction next time.","Come on, there's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34153,And why would that scare me?,Because then you couldn't hide behind your books and your telescope and your sweater and your God.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34154,Is that what that is? I never seen any before. I always thought that stuff was expensive!,"Oh, yeah. It can get real expensive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34155,What is the condition of the bridge?,"The bridge is fine, Taylor, how are things down there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34156,"Cut uptown, take 8th to 57th then cut up Broadway.","You're crazy, go to the east side and take the park avenue to the JFK.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34157,"I know who you are and the last thing we need around here is some freak show ""bounty hunter"" making trouble. I want you outta town and I want you outta town now!","That's very colorful, chief.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34158,What are you thinking? We were only supposed to scare him!,I'm just making our intentions clear. Go check the desk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34159,Not even for lunch?,"I'm by myself today, ate my lunch outta the microwave.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34160,"You don't know what I'd do, Roy. You have no idea. To live.","Oh, you'll live, Lilly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34161,I had to get in there. A deep adjustment. Rest a moment and let it set a bit.,I had this weird flash just then.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34162,What I'm saying is: Don't trust anyone. Find yourself a weapon of some sort.,I can trust Rheya.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34163,That's the kind of stuff they want!,"Oh, Bruce, let me see that money Hildy gave you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34164,What are you talking about?,"Servants, Masters, it's ridiculous. Alfred is the sweetest, most noble man alive and he's subjugated all his life and dreams to someone else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34165,The Wizard of Gore?,Oh yeah. It's Herschel Gordon Lewis. He's the ultimate master of horror.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34166,Wow. Maybe you should make drawstring socks for gals with fat ankles.,You know what's nice about you? You just seem happy being yourself. You don't try to act cool.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34167,"You see, madam, I am part of an international student's contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines.","Cut the shit, sonny, and get out of here before you get yourself in some very serious trouble. He rocks the giant phallus which has a special weight swinging inside causing it to swing up and down an eccentric motion.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34168,"You and Wilkins sure are getting chummy. You two planning on going steady, or something?",He's just a lonely old man. He likes to talk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34169,"Carol and I saw you with that creep, Richard, today.","First of all, Richard is not a creep. He happens to be an exceptional person. If any of you gave him half a chance, you'd find that out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34170,This is my town.,You wish! I nearly scored with that little blonde. I need me a short little queen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34171,"Like father, like son.",You remind me so much of Nathan plus so much of my little mongrel doggie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34172,It was all a misunderstanding. He didn't do anything.,You're such a little lap dog. He's got killer printed all over his forehead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34173,What goofy idea have you got now? Don't tell me you suspect Judge Ramsey of stealing the body.,"I'm going to make you eat dirt, you soap bubble! I'm going to make you beg for somebody to help you let go!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34174,Can we just rent it from you?,"Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34175,"Those of us who call ourselves Patriots are not seeking to give birth to an American nation, but to protect one that already exists. It was born a hundred-and-seventy years ago at Jamestown, Virginia and has grown stronger and more mature with every generation reared and with every crop sown and harvested. We are a nation and our rights as citizens of that nation are threatened by a tyrant three thousand miles away.","Thank you. Were I an orator, those are the exact words I would have spoken.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34176,Perhaps a small amount of money. How much do one of your motion pictures cost?,"For this one, we need $60,000.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34177,You were right. Del wasn't lying.,"Well, you were right about what that bartender said.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34178,"Well, you're gonna start, if you hope to live through this. A square job and a quiet life. You start showing up at the track or the hot spots and Bobo's boys will be all over you.","Roy, I know what to do with myself! It's a big world out there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34179,"I love it when your eyes get wild, honey. They light up all blue almost and little white parachutes pop out of 'em. Oh, Sailor you're so aware of what goes on with me? I mean, you pay attention. And I swear, you got the sweetest cock. Sometimes it's like it's talkin' to me when you're inside? Like it's got a voice all it's own. You get right on me.","You really are dangerously cute, honey. I gotta admit it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34180,"Maybe you need a few weeks in Bermuda, or something. Or go to a whorehouse! No?","I can't stay on this show. I gotta get some answers. Otherwise I'm telling you, I'm going to do something drastic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34181,He was a nice horse.,"Maybe there's another reason. Maybe you haven't friends enough. Could that be it, Georgina?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34182,Can't hear anything through that wind and rain.,It sounded like Brenda.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34183,I guess so. Then what happened?,"Well, I took you across my knee and I started spanking you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34184,What's he doing out there?,I'm sort of helping him work through some issues.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34185,Storm is what makes it interesting. Thass why all the fish are up. Less hook us a couple big ones.,I got work to do. Take the bake elsewhere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34186,You know how your Daddy is.,"If and when he calls, please don't forget to ask him if he's seen Mantan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34187,A hot light bulb is burning inside of you. I want to be warmed by it.,That's really nice of you Mayolia.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34188,That must be it.,Would you mind moving just a little? You're blocking my view.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34189,Can you get me into the Ambassador's reception?,"I'm sorry, it's a private function.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34190,"The only difference between a psychopath and a genius, Mr. Bond, is the degree of success.","Still, I do miss her. I only wish she could have lived to see all this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34191,"I'm sure he is. But gettin in- to the ""element"" is a bad idea.","Except for the hair color, she looks just like Suzanne?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34192,"Yes, sir -- it certainly does!","That's good, Hilda. I'm glad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34193,Sure. You boys want anything?,"Yeah, bring us four fernet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34194,Wockers with the knockers???,"Go ahead, play dumb! You'll lose your sockers and then be fockers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34195,Damn straight! We were heroes.,"Of course, we looked like idiots in those bondage outfits.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34196,What time is it?,Real early. We're just gonna take your car to get some breakfast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34197,You worry about me really?,"Yes. Is that so surprising? Yeah I worry, a lot. I got you into this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34198,"Ruiz wants to go alone, but it's not up to Ruiz. It's up to me, and I like a sure thing. Just go and we're square on the tooth.",What about Ricky? He'd jump at the opportunity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34199,But . . . how could you beat him?,"High School Physics, Luthor. While I was recuperating I had time to figure out that if your foul creature was born from the sun, it must have been his source of energy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34200,I said you're soft.,"Don't call me soft, I hate it when you call me that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34201,"Are you married, Mr. -- ?",The name is Gillis. I'm single.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34202,"-- he's fucking dying, he's dying as we're sitting here and there isn't a fucking thing -- jesus, how can you tell me to calm down?","I can help you through this the best I know how but there are certain things you are gonna have to be strong about and take care of, now we can go over them, but I need to know that you're listening to me, ok?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34203,"Dante, let me grab a Gatorade.","If you grab a Gatorade, then everybody's going to grab one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34204,"Hey, just so long as you see Him.","Excuse me, are you Erin Brockovich?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34205,What about keeping an open mind?,Just because I have an open mind doesn't mean I'm going to pay some snake oil peddler to come in and shake a voodoo stick around the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34206,I don't get it. Why didn't you go for it just now?,I don't know. Maybe it's because I love Debbie or maybe it's hard for me to get off in a place that smells like egg salad. I'm not sure.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34207,I wish I had my board with me now. Even if I could only polish it once in awhile.,I'm getting this flickering light on one of my panels.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34208,I only have your word for that.,I just want to get my people home. I know who you are and what you could do to me if I don't honor my word.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34209,As long as I get the laugh.,Here. Let me put these in some rubbing alcohol.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34210,"Take it to the next level. What are his fantasies, what turns him on, what kind of pornography does he like? If he could act out his fantasies, what would he do? Imagine yourself one of his victims, realizing your life is in his hands. What is he thinking?",My guess: he's wondering whether to get more fries or go straight to the chocolate sundae.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34211,"Put the key in and turn it. The right pedal is gas, the other one's the brake.",I don't know if I can with my leg.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34212,"Oh, well, I knew that before you- even left. I told you, 'Kenny, that old Nash won't make it down the road.' But you had to go.","Well, I got to Nashville. That's pretty far.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34213,You have a better suggestion?,"How about the Caitlin Bree Walk on the Boardwalk, Then Get Naked Somewhere Kind of Private Date?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34214,What the hell? Why not? Where should we go?,"Hawaii. I've read all about it. I've dreamed of going there and just lying on the beach while the water licked up against my feet. Oh, God. I'd kill to go there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34215,"It's to make you understand him, with understanding comes tolerance. Too bad they don't put proverbs in Twinkies, my load would be lighter.","Why does everybody insult my intelligence, I have intelligence, intelligent people eat Twinkies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34216,How is our current financial status?,"If I used the word ""bleak"" I would be optimistic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34217,"Perhaps I have, Captain. Perhaps I have.","Spock, what is it? Do you know this Vulcan?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34218,Are we talking about cocaine again?,I swear. I swear. We've already got some requests to do a few dinner parties.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34219,"He says he doesn't know anything, and I believe him. Roth played this one beautifully.",Alright. I'm going to go outside and talk to Fredo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34220,"Holy shit, Dulli. What the hell are you doing here?","Well, I'll tell you. I was walking down the beach, minding my business, when who did I see but this fucking guy. I didn't know you guys were living in California.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34221,What about my neck?,"I want to go back to Cape Town, I want to start again, clean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34222,Because -- somehow the fruit always tasted that much sweeter because of the pain it took to get to it.,Albert's got the stomach flu.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34223,Why would you want to be a cop?,"I don't know, I guess the outfits are cool. And I want a big gun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34224,What are you talking about? He's fine. He's out of the hospital already. The ratings are higher than ever.,"I'm telling you, it's peaked. Ed TV is an over-inflated balloon. Get it off before it explodes all over us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34225,Well! Nothing like experimenting.,I did the prep questions for this lab last night. You can copy my answers if you need to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34226,You gotta be with me on this.,"I'm in a wheelchair, the truck sounds pretty good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34227,"You'll thank me eventually, Puff. Well, you won't thank me, because we won't be speaking, but you'll sort of thank me with a special look, the look a dog gives you to let you know he loves you.",What an enchanting picture you paint of our future together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34228,You know why I want to do it. Just do it.,Fine. Just gonna get the bowl for my thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34229,That was over thirty years ago. I paid for that and then some.,"You go to Xavier High School, Daryl?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34230,"No reason at all, darlin'.","Well, I wish you'd stop criticizing and picking on her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34231,Well? Don't a politician have to be?,It seems such an obvious candidature to us all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34232,I'll make a note of that. Put the coverage on my desk.,That bite healed up quickly. It's been about three weeks?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34233,What is that? A kind of chair? I never heard of no Ratan.,I was told that there were certain things that only Ratan could provide.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34234,-- We don't believe daddy because we don't want to believe we were taken in too.,"Lainey, there's no evidence that Simone isn't real.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34235,I won't allow it. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. What do you think of that? That's from my quote book.,The office is filled with people who want their memories re-erased.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34236,"Pish posh, Mr. Boone. I'm not your Aunt Tilly.",But it's just my face you want to draw.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34237,"You saved a lot of lives, you should be very proud.","Umm, I'm trying to find out her greatest achievement.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34238,Ricky's not wearing one.,"Ricky, can you put on a seat belt?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34239,She has the face of an angel. What a pity you can't see her.,"Right, let's go. And keep the compliments to yourself. I don't like them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34240,You were stoned. Case closed. End of story. How hot is this babe?,I think it might've been this Lotte woman talking through me. Maxine likes to call me Lotte.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34241,I'm not on the force anymore.,"Well, you've just been taken off the bench.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34242,"Hi, I'm Sueleen Gay.",I'm John Triplette. Excuse me. I got all caught up in looking at you. You'll be fine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34243,Here. Be careful with those.,"Maybe at Christmas, New Year's. If not this New Year's, maybe next New Year's.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34244,You want me to hold him down?,"That's right, Stud, hold me down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34245,"Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom. Make your own choice, Rico.","Johnny, this is Zander.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34246,Yeah? Does he wear pants this color?,No. But neither does Roger. That's Diablo Red. Roger's pants are Sunrise Orange.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34247,"I know. But I've converted most of them into ridiculous ""Guy"" rooms -- a billiard room, a card room, a gym -- Honey, want you to go out, as soon as you feel up to it -- and buy married things. Woman things. Personalize it. Marylinize it. Make this your house.",Here's my card. Spend as much as you want. We get mileage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34248,Let's shoot this fucker! Where do I go?,You'll be fighting with the octopus.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34249,"If you believe it, darling, then I believe. Being young can be just as confusing as being old. The things that happened to me fifty years ago are more on my mind than what happened yesterday.",But I'm remembering the future.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34250,When I was young I thought cats were the girls and dogs were the boys.,There are three more girls where that one came from looking for homes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34251,It's a fucking milligram of Sweet'n Low!,It's definitely weak but I have a feeling if we do enough of it we'll be okay.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34252,Actually I want to ask two favors of you -- one as a poet - one as a detective.,"It sounds strange, and I'm going to be very wary.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34253,"Wicked pic in the Penny Saver, by the way. Super classy. Not like those other people with the fake woods in the background. Like I'm really going to fall for that, you know?",You found us in the Penny Saver?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34254,For more than forty years. So Madame told me.,And I have known the Lavals of Marseilles for more than thirty years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34255,No! That's his table.,You're going to look really amoebic splitting off from me now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34256,Just until we can get out a special edition asking for your impeachment.,"And your arrest. You'll each get about ten years, I think.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34257,"Kee-rist, you sure are one twisty little bastard, Ratso.","The name's Rico, at my own father's grave, a man deserves some respect.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34258,"Alright Sid, over there is the STAB 3 Production offices. That's where Sarah Darling was murdered last night.","Mm, what a waste of Silicone. What does my mother have to do with this all Dewey? We're a long way from Woodsboro.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34259,"Yeah, heh heh, and then we're gonna get a big-screen TV! Heh heh.","Beavis, this is the greatest day of our lives. Huh huh huh.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34260,"That's easy for you to say, Bianca.",You can do it. You're the most powerful woman on Earth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34261,She thinks so. What do you do?,I work with Ramada. We're doing some pictures together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34262,-- really drunk and blah blah blah blah blah.,Please don't tell anyone. This could ruin my career.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34263,"You mean you'd like me to do it, huh?","Well, I was thinking that - Yeah, you know, sort of break the ice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34264,Sounds like a fair swap. Let's take a look.,I need a receipt. Sign your name across the flap.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34265,"The killer leaves a newspaper clipping at each murder, Sidney. Recently he's also left a photo of your mother.","Why didn't you tell me? This is my mother, Dewey. Why didn't you say something?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34266,"Come on, it's not so bad.",Look how big it makes me look. I look like an Alp.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34267,And what did you do?,"I got out of there. I just grabbed up my stuff, and then I found it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34268,"You disappoint me, Epps. Always figured you to be a man; a real bright guy. I had respect for you.",That why you tried to put a bullet in my head in the middle of the desert.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34269,"I don't think it's over. There are casinos all over this country. Let me make you a rich man, Lee. Don't make the same mistake he did.","If you reach for that gun, I'm going to kill you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34270,How long have you been standing there?,I don't like the way Drew spoken to you. But I feel better about it now because of the way you spoke back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34271,You go set down by the River.,"Oh, Icey, I'm a sight!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34272,At this hour? I don't think so.,Oh come on. Quit acting like a geriatric and get in the pool.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34273,What exactly was it that attracted you to your first two projects?,I suppose the thing I like most about the movies I'm in is that they're not about special effects.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34274,"You're free to go to her, if you want. If you'd rather be a woman and run with the women, just say the word.",Are we really going to find out where the elephants go to die?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34275,I know but let's hear it anyway.,"I swear to God Charlie, it's the truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34276,But I'm the Commander!,On the show I talk to the computer and repeat what it says. So that's what they built.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34277,How about a nice glass of milk?,And some taco chips so I can dunk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34278,My dolls. We can pretend.,"All right, Amy. Button your sweater, darling. It's turning cold.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34279,"Here, have a piece of gum.","Here, have a piece of gum.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34280,"Yes, I'm sure he's been too busy chasing his whores to be bothered about my wife.","Well, anyway, sorry to call you away from the festivities, but where is the breakdown on serviceable vehicles? I asked for it yesterday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34281,"He's dead, isn't he. Buzz Fazeli might just as well have died before you were born.","Mom, you know I had to do it. I just did it a little too late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34282,"You still there, sweets?","Yeah. I've figured out how to hold on as long as I want. Oddly enough, it's all in the wrists.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34283,"Way I look at it, I actually perform a humanitarian service. I save lives.","Uh huh, I wanna hear this part.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34284,Could you believe that crazy elephant?,"Whoa, part 2. Does it go to Times Square?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34285,"Well, It's about how people have two personalities. The side they show to the world, and then the secret person they hide inside.","Oh, like Jekyll and Hyde! Ah, I've always wanted to play Jekyll and Hyde! I'm looking forward to this production.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34286,John Franson and Rob Stanslyk.,Wow. That's great. That's something to be proud of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34287,"Well -- I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, Ellie.","I'm sorry, too. Wow. That only took us between years to say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34288,I hear they all dress like that at Lincoln now.,There used to be three or four of those guys. Now we see 'em every time we come to the mall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34289,May I ask your name?,My name is Chance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34290,"Yeah, Morgan. It's a real rarity that we'd be out drinkin'.",I've been shit faced for like two weeks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34291,I'll pull somebody out of Japan.,"Bryce, the only man for this job is sitting right here in town. Get me L. B. Jefferies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34292,"Something happened to them, mon.","Come on, Spicoli. Why don't you just put your shirts back on? See the sign?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34293,I think you just like to eat dirt.,"Would you care for some water, Conner?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34294,"Mary Hatch, why in the world did you ever marry a guy like me?",To keep from being an old maid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34295,"Believe it or not. It's best for you to pretend that you do. After all, it was you who ordered this specimen, received it here, and paid for it. That makes you a party to murder.","But, I didn't ask him to kill.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34296,Like they're made of polyester.,I like them. I was sick of looking at this room. I think they add a little life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34297,I guess. You're lucky you don't have any old people around here.,She was about to get married again. She locked me out of the bedroom last night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34298,"You're really nice. I'm sorry I yelled at you before about it. God, I'm an idiot.",I do have a tendency to use that word too much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34299,He's getting my sweater from the car. I said there was a breeze. I told him not to go.,May I ask you a question that might sound strange?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34300,"Just say it, Dad.","I know they were simple people, but did this trip help your college fund at all?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34301,"Maybe just one word? Kaput? Because you're kaput, Price.",Will you get this guy out of my hair so I can go?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34302,"Ahh, the luxuries of life.","Yo, check it. This is good and all that but one day soon I want to have much Benjamins so I can have a nice crib and pay all my bills. You hear me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34303,I thought you weren't talking to me.,Look at the bull fiddle - it's dressed warmer than I am.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34304,"Pino, relax, will ya.","Here, take the broom. The front needs sweeping.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34305,Were you ever going to say anything?,"Of course I was. I mean, just now I could have made up some story, but I didn't. I told you the truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34306,She said we look like pussy lickers or some shit like that.,"Yeah, she said we looked queer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34307,I understand the business reasons.,"Well, when you're looking at your future, it never hurts to find closure about the past.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34308,Yeah! Don't you guys miss having girls here?,"Miss it? It drives us crazy. That's part of what this club is about. In fact, I'd like to announce that I've published an article in the school paper, in the name of the Dead Poets society, demanding girls be admitted to Welton, so we can all stop beating off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34309,"There, you see, Captain. A rock!",When they lost this rock their fields and animals died. They also said their children were taken from them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34310,You're not giving yourself a chance. Don't fight it. Relax.,It's like smoking without inhaling.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34311,What's Bobby gonna say?,"I don't know, Mom; I've never met Bobby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34312,Get -- the -- bug -- off!,"Gee, I wouldn't want to touch an ugly critter like that!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34313,You couldn't hurt me. But it's the principle.,That was definitely out of line and totally unprovoked. I heard you were a hitter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34314,"Just passing through. A lonesome traveler with a knapsack on his back plops himself across from my garage to admire the view. There's other places to roam, kid, that's all I'm saying. You don't want to make a nuisance of yourself.","I'm working on a sketch. That old garage of yours is so rundown, it's kind of interesting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34315,"Honey, I hope you're not endangering your position. Listen, if you need to come back and you want me to come take over, for a while, I'll work it out. I mean, the firm's got other lawyers, but the magazine's got only one of you.",I've decided it's impossible to properly say hello in this place without a hat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34316,"This one, yes. I was always curious about these twisted little souls, but this is the first one I've felt personally terrified of. He's something new and unheard of. I don't know what he wants.",I'm giving you Clint outside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34317,"Mrs. Ementhal's ready and waiting, Doctor.",Mm? OK. Be with you in a sec.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34318,Sex lines? Is that it? Triple X-rated interactive fantasy? Old habits die hard.,"Yeah, I was phoning your mother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34319,Just don't tell me you're hoping to run away and join the circus.,Alfred has supported me my whole life. Now I'm going to pay him back. I'm going to liberate him from his dismal life of servitude.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34320,"But you're not fat, Mrs. Rieper!",I put on a lot of weight over Christmas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34321,Mr. Fitzsimmons is a very prominent man.,"Oh, you're both so naive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34322,Really? I never got a message.,That's weird. I talked to your brother Jimmy five or six times.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34323,What do you mean?,Brad has deep feelings of hostility towards you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34324,Hey! That's my line!,Mom says to clean up the pool.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34325,"Thank you. I bought it especially, Mrs. Rieper.","is bending down, pulling a tray of sausage rolls into the oven. Both girls look at HONORA silently.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34326,What do we do?,"He was here, earlier tonight, and he may be coming back. I'm going to wait for him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34327,The deal is whatever Mr. Bastaldi says it is.,"You know, if you could get your nose out of Bastaldi's ass for two seconds you might see what's going on around you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34328,"What's your damage, man? Corvis hacked up that girl like a motherfucker.","One chance to tell the truth, Tommy. Who is the man with the scar? He planted this in my car.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34329,"I'm sorry, sir, that's a late bet.","What are you talking about? It's 11, I've won. With this lady.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34330,"Yeah, I know you have to work the whole time, I'll probably have more fun here. I'll call Charlie and those guys.","Ok, definitely call them, I'll be back Friday. I love you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34331,Are you learning how to play the piano? What is that?,It's not a piano. LANCE! LANCE! MAKE SURE THAT YOU CALL THAT GUY IN TOLEDO.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34332,Yes. Ahm. I was just wondering where my English house guest had got to.,He's just parking the Governor's car.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34333,"NO JOKE, COUGAR. ON THE LEVEL. EVEN I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU.",I'M UPSIDE DOWN. I KNOW IT. I'M GONNA EJECT.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34334,Most New Yorkers never notice it - most Americans have never heard of it.,Look how gracefully they conceived that arch. Like a bowstring. It was built from both ends. With no support in the middle. Beautiful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34335,Just give me a chance to show how much I love you. Love changes everything. Love makes everything possib1e.,"All this talk about love, it's silly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34336,"No, I really got this job on a fluke and wait till you hear where it ends up.",I was doing sports at the station. The newspaper ran this untrue story that I was leaving and they got all these tons of protest mail. So they made me anchor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34337,"Come on, I'm your biggest supporter.",My bra is my biggest supporter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34338,"So, how did your conference go with Gordon?","The conference, oh yeah. Fine. We reached an agreement and decided to divide up the world between us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34339,If you asked him why he left France I bet he couldn't name one good reason.,I should be a swallow! Right now I would be sitting in front of the Café de Paris picking up flakes of French pastry that would melt in my bill.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34340,"What in God's name are you talking about, woman? When are you gonna stop listening to those damned talk shows?","I'm getting the children out of here. At least until we know what we're dealing with. John, I want you to come with us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34341,"Did you kill Mr. Boz, Ms. Tramell?",I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about a killing and then kill him the way I described in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer. I'm not stupid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34342,"Wait If you don't trust me, why did you tell me that stuff about not using drugs?","Because I don't want to see you end up like Kujo and those other losers. I thought that maybe if you knew that I didn't use, you might see it in yourself to go clear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34343,Some job. Card filing and cabinet dusting. Four years in this dump and I haven't written anything for Wilson that a wounded yak couldn't do.,I liked the bit you did about Baltic chastity belts. Too bad no one else did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34344,What'd you think I was doing out here with these glasses on? Sunnin' myself?,I don't know. I thought you were keeping the sun from your eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34345,"You want to know what your problem is, Jeff? You want to believe so bad, you'll buy anything. It's true. Look at you. You're gullible and you're gutless.","No, no. That's not the way it is at all. No, I stayed up all night trying to figure out how to protect my best friend. Wait, yeah, no, I was trying to come up with some lie so that you wouldn't have to go to jail for the rest of your life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34346,"Any major operation is dangerous. However, as we know from her previous illness, she's a very strong girl.","Well, if it isn't malignant and she can get through the operation all right, it might be better than her really being pregnant. She doesn't even know who the father might have been.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34347,I can't get jiggy with this shit. Where is the damn manager?,"Sir, the manager stepped out for a moment. I'm currently running the store. Can I see the CD?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34348,You mean because I object to having somebody take off their shoe and scratch their foot while I'm eating I'm prejudiced?,He can't help the way he was raised. I kinda feel sorry for him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34349,"Rob, you don't know how it was for me back in high school. No one ever threw juice boxes at you in the hallway. You never dreamed about being popular- you already were. All I wanted was to be accepted, and they just fucking tortured me. I can't do all that again. I can't go back to Southglen South.",Oh my God! You're at Southglen South? They have a killer baseball team.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34350,"There's only one Chinese restaurant in town, darling, the owners are Irish and Irish people happen to cook Cantonese. They don't know better.",I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34351,"Well I wish you'd do it sooner rather than later, before you ruin my career the way you've ruined yours.","My dear, sweet, baby sister, I'll have you know, that at this moment my career is on a high note.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34352,"I care about what happened. The truth. I'm a student of history, remember?","I was thinking about that story you told me, about Pop and chopping the firewood out of the ice and after.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34353,They got a lucky break. Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're the 'Honored Dead'.,"You are a very cynical person, Rick, if you'll forgive me for saying so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34354,Writers wouldn't sell many books if they told how it really is.,But you're just like the characters in the stories.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34355,He can look like a chimpanzee and act like an igorot but he must have dough -- plenty of dough.,You think money is the only requisite. It happens that the poor people are happier.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34356,I said I was sorry.,Don't be sorry. Just run over there and get me my pop before I die of thirst.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34357,"Is it being deliberately cruel, you mean? I don't think so.",I'm just trying to find an explanation for the continual reappearances.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34358,"I think so, man.","Then get over on my side. Oh shit, cowtipping is the fucking greatest.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34359,"When you have children, I hope you'll understand.","When I have children, I hope I don't hide behind them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34360,"What was he like, when he was little?","Little. Very little. And skinny, very skinny too. That is compared to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34361,Why? Why do you have to go?,"My thumbs hurt. I've made a mistake. I've been negligent. I haven't exercised. I have to hitchhike a little bit every day, no matter what. It's like a musician practicing his scales. When I don't practice, my timing gets off, my thumbs get stiff and sore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34362,We could work together. Then maybe we could both get the hell out of here. There's a beach in Bora Bora with my name on it.,A beach named X? That I'd like to see.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34363,"That doesn't mean shit. Where do you come from, huh? And I don't mean Indiana.",What do you want me to say? My mother's tummy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34364,"Maybe it's because she's beautiful and she knows it and try as she might to not let that screw her up, it's inevitable that it will in some way.","You're not like my other teachers, Professor Tripp.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34365,"What, did you see it work in some movie you got beat up in?",I have to ask you for that key.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34366,Can't we just ice them along with the rest of the citizenry?,"That is far too merciful. Batman will watch his beloved Gotham perish, then I will kill him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34367,You don't? Well what's your favorite food then?,French Fries and Ketchup.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34368,"Thanks a lot, Mom.","Jeffrey! Nobody wanted you to leave school and go to work in the store, maybe going back to school will be an option one day. I hope so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34369,I don't think you're going to do that.,"You don't? Listen to this woman in a man's world, a very violent world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34370,No. Although I've studied them in the wild.,I have a theory that there's two kinds of boys. Those who want to be astronomers and those who want to be astronauts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34371,"I been thinkin', if I was Glenn, I was up there to take down the Ripper, where would I go?","Well, first off, if you were Glenn, you wouldn't be thinking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34372,I don't know. Perhaps.,Science thinks there isn't. That we are all alone in the universe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34373,To peace on earth.,"General Ripper, can I ask another question?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34374,Do you like it?,I've just started it. My friend gave it to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34375,"Yeah, yeah I know. Okay.","Just, uh, just slip the rent under my door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34376,I kinda need it now.,What are you looking at me like that for? I already gave you my three hundred.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34377,"Jenny told me she met him at the beach. Got blinded by his smile. You believe that shit? Son of a bitch never smiled at me. Buried her at a ""private"" service. Private for who. Him?",Hang about. I thought you said he come into the restaurant where you worked with Jenny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34378,What are you saying?,The pigs are gonna start flooding us with dope. Huey wants us to stop them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34379,"Thank you. Mmmm, that feels good.",Oh sis. You're so tense.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34380,"Places where the road bends, places away from buildings, places where the traffic thins out. But you don't have to understand. I do. So no talking.",Are you going to quit? My last bodyguard quit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34381,Picking on me won't help.,"Well, if that's true then I'm really in trouble.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34382,And where are they going with it?,"That's the first question to answer, if we're going to find them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34383,"Languishing! Goddamn campaign is languishing! We need a shot inna arm! Hear me, boys? Inna goddamn ARM! Election held tomorra, that sonofabitch Stokes would win it in a walk!","Well he's the reform candidate, Daddy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34384,Let me get your change.,"Flo, I'm just gonna help myself to a refill on the coffee.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34385,Would you put some of your singing in this for the baby?,You want the baby to laugh at me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34386,John don't like him much.,Pearl dotes on him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34387,This is Ray. What's up? Where are you?,The ghost is close. He almost got us. Buddy is hurt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34388,"Are you asking me if we are playing out that scenario now, Lieutenant?","On the test, sir, will you tell me what you did? I'd really like to know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34389,I'll have a file cabinet in there before tomorrow. The patient's rooms are down here.,This is Phillip. We call him The Walker.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34390,"Tell me about that job in Alexandria, Dave, the big motel you're building.","Near Alexandria. It isn't in Alexandria, it is outside it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34391,The world needs dreamers. To relieve the pain of consciousness.,"Well, we'll see you later, Bob.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34392,"Well, I do trust him. Lando's an old friend. Must have been an accident.","Chewie, do you think you can repair him?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34393,Just had to get the pack unhooked from the line. It didn't seem that long.,"Not when you're up here with the gold, I guess not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34394,Rachel's job is she works.,"Ben, mommies work too. They work very hard. Mommy works harder as a mom than she did when she was working. I just don't get paid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34395,Why not buy them milk or something-- instead of Dr. Pepper?,They like Dr. Pepper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34396,"Here we go. Deep breaths, deep breaths.",She was playing with the Pooh doll.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34397,I'm lucky Jen's not like that.,I don't believe in PMS. Women made it up just so they can be bitchy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34398,"It's oregano. You got ripped off, pal. What are you gonna do with all this?","We sell it. I got it all figured out. We make three finger lids and sell them on the beach. We move all of it. We've made ourselves a hundred bucks. Or a lot of weed for our head. What do you think? Not bad, huh? I got the baggies and everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34399,I can't believe we just had our senior prom.,"Yeah, the time went by so fast.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34400,"Yeah, sure, you got lots a enemies in L.A. after what? Six hours?",It was a man I was after in Hong Kong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34401,I don't wanna take over the family business.,"But Scott, who's going to take over the world when I die?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34402,"In my absence, try not to sell cigarettes to any newborns.",You want me to bring the VCR over here so we can watch this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34403,"Those, too, but you know those little hairy ones? Those flat-faced little fuckers with those ugly goddamned teeth?",Oh yeah. You mean Peek-a-poos.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34404,"Right now, you're doing nothing?",I'm just talking on the phone to you and standing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34405,Give me a goddam break. I'm not going to go anywhere alone.,And I'm going to make sure of it. Give me your wrist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34406,Ne ask that you sell individual squares of toilet paper for a mere nickel a piece.,We've set you each at a five dollar quota.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34407,She's not his type.,"Yeah. That's all I need, to become one of your in-laws.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34408,I don't get it.,"How do you not tread on the earth? I mean, you kind of have to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34409,Gray has no need to threaten. You remember the trial?,I heard my parents speak of it in Thrums. It was a famous case.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34410,"This is General Nikolas Pherides, Commander of the Third Army. I'm Oliver Davis. To be perfectly frank with you, we didn't expect to find anyone living here.",It is my home. My name is Hugo Albrecht.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34411,"Hey, architect--she's joking. Right, Selina? Selina?","I'm not through. This will come as a shock. Again, to one of you. I am Catwoman. The Catwoman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34412,"Rescind the order. Can all the Chiefs. Put Nitze, Gilpatric and the Undersecretaries in charge.","We can't do that, Bobby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34413,You should have more self-control. You were in the army.,"Well, he was in the navy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34414,I know that Mr. Sayer.,Oh your a pilgrim all right. I saw it on your face back there in the dust. I saw it clear as Breasts and blue suede shoes. Would you like a drink?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34415,You like the car?,"I said new, this is an '90.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34416,"Yes, great! It's a beautiful house.",Thank you. I understand you're an interior decorator.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34417,I'm beginning to think you two *deserve* to be locked up.,"The universe is a living creature, like you and me, Madmartigan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34418,You didn't have to do this.,"Just wanted to say how much I appreciate you helping me the other day. My niece, she's cured up, and I got you to thank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34419,Don't tell me you're waiting for lightning to strike. Wide-eyed romantics are an endangered species.,That sounds kind of pessimistic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34420,"Actually, I just met her. This is Alex.","Oh my god. Madam Elsa, my psychic, told me I would meet somebody whose name starts with a letter of the alphabet today.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34421,"You're already gettin' psychological input, son.",Go stick your head in a tub of ice water. See where she leads.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34422,"Oh -- so I'm just, what -- a poor substitute?","Yeah. Honey, if you're watching this is for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34423,I don't want to.,It's Halloween. I mean don't you want to get dresses up in a really scary costume and get some candy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34424,George . . .,"Ernie, I'm a rich tourist today. How about driving me home in style?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34425,"Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me, I'm Mr. Purple.","You're not Mr. Purple, somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34426,That's what I thought.,You're sure right. It is a strange world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34427,Why didn't you catch a plane?,My feet have never been on anything that wasn't directly attached to the ground.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34428,Are you sure you have to go?,"Yeah, I know you have to work the whole time, I'll probably have more fun here. I'll call Charlie and those guys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34429,"While I'm gone, tell them about our cousin Lenny who's gay. We knew from when he was five.","You do though, you look great.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34430,I just did. Because I have the Power.,You're going to pay a terrible price. The power of Shadow is tricky. Use it too much and it takes over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34431,Where are you going?,I'm going to Canada but I can let you ride with me up to the border.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34432,How do we know that?,"Because if they had she'd be gone along with the package, instead of sitting here with us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34433,What's our pesky friend up to now?,Is that Boris? Our little chum appears to be arranging a reunion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34434,What the hell are you doing here?,I'm finished with Swayzak. I'll do whatever you want me to do. I just want to help catch the guy that burned Tim. You gotta give me another shot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34435,They can't be serious. The ship's in pieces and we've less than a skeleton aboard.,"Starfleet, are you aware of our currant status?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34436,I don't know why she'd pick him over you.,I'm just practicing my lying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34437,Do you live here? With Seagrave?,I live in my car. This is my workshop.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34438,Honest? Your cheery personality makes my skin itch.,Is it just my cheery personality that makes your skin itch?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34439,"Shit, after what you've told me, I don't know. I should've known, when he showed up dressed like some arty brat.",I like the way he dresses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34440,"So. Is it true that Gene Simmons had a cow's tongue grafted onto his real one? Y'know, to make it so long?",I dunno. I think he had the piece of skin under his tongue removed so he could stick it out farther. I'm not too up on Gene trivia.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34441,"It's about the sharks. Since you were frozen, they've been placed on the Endangered Species List. We tried to get some, but it will take months to clear up the red tape.","Right. Mr. Powers, we're going to lower you in a tank of piranhas with laser beams attached to their heads.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34442,I made the polar bear pants.,But I ate your Mom's pie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34443,But not a knife?,I got this picture of a silver handled gun tucked in his pants. Like on t.v.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34444,When's the air date?,"Excuse me, Lowell. Sharon's on line 3.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34445,Now don't you go gettin' nimsy-mimsy.,Sometimes I'm all jumpy inside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34446,"I keep one eye open when I sleep, because she's gonna come in, stab me in my bed.","Catherine, I want you come live in my house with Marty and me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34447,"You cut to the heart of things, don't you? What about Lynn Bracken? She going to be a hooker all her life?","I came out here with a dream. That's gone, but I settled for reality.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34448,"It was Rio Bravo. Robert Mitchum was the drunk in El Dorado, Dean Martin in Rio Bravo, practically the same part. John Wayne, he also did the same thing in both. He played John Wayne.","Man, I can't wait for you to be dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34449,"You wouldn't be needing any help around here, would you? Maybe with the gambling?",You see that fellow over there in the gray coat?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34450,I'll kill you!! I'll fucking kill you!! I'll do it! I'll do it! I'm not playin' around here!,"I once saw a guy put a fish in a bottle, then he corked it, sealing it tight, and threw it to a baby octopus. The little sucker felt its way around that bottle, and in less than two minutes, got that cork off, slid inside, and ate that fish.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34451,"Jack, must you go?",Time for my coach to turn back into a pumpkin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34452,You sell to people that can't stay away from an addiction.,All right. How much is Pepsi here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34453,It's all right here. Give me the thousand and it's yours.,I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw that desk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34454,Laura said we could. If we helped out with the posters and stuff. And we did. And we are.,I'll give you 10% of the door if you don't play.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34455,I don't believe it!,"I want you to know, when you left Spectre it opened my eyes. There was a whole life out there that I was not living. So I travelled. I saw France, and Africa, half of South America. Every day a new adventure, that's my motto.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34456,Well? What do you think of her?,You're so twitterpated you don't even see the miner's hat and the pickax.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34457,He ain't ever okay to me.,"Well, it's on! We're gonna rock. Linda, call Vaughan. Tell him to get over here. I'd like him to be here. I owe him a good time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34458,"Pop, a K-Whopper's worth seventy thou.",Seventy-two five. Why do you want this barley pop so bad?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34459,I don't have one.,I'll go on the dole. Like my daddy before me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34460,I want to see your home. Will you take me?,"Kalen, right now you need to go up to bed. You're exhausting Alexander.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34461,"I don't have time for this, Sayer.",I think you do. I know it's a fake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34462,You don't know him. I'm so stupid.,"Alright honey, just calm down, take a deep breath, and step out of the circle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34463,Don't think I can't persuade her.,I don't doubt that the Queen was highly amused. She has always had a very healthy sense of humor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34464,It's mine all right.,"Well, listen. I'm going to swap you my Cadillac.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34465,"Oh, I think I see a jijik And he's fuzzy and he's furry I haven't got a brain But I think I ought to worry!",I haven't got a heart But I got a palpitation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34466,Buzz off. Go patronize somebody else.,"Hey, I hope you didn't take that stuff I said seriously. It was just part of the show! It's like the old days, when a carnival barker would try to rile up the crowd.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34467,"No, no, that's fine.","Yah, sorry, so I was married to Linda Cooksey - ya remember Linda? She was a year behind us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34468,I imagine shit needs to be done.,"We've been following Mr. Gara, and he's definitely working for Ordell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34469,"That's an order, Commander.","Sir, allow me to go. You are needed here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34470,"Yes, I do. Gimme a chance. I'm stronger than you think.",She was murdered by Hanoi Shan on our wedding night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34471,"I'm in it as we speak. [Beat] You're haunting yourself right now. [Beat] I guess sometimes we indict ourselves if no one else does. You didn't make history like you wanted to, huh, Dr. Becker. It turned out different, didn't it?",I didn't put you in Alpine Grove.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34472,Welcome to the Monkey House has been a seminal influence on me -- hey Benjamin -- give it a try? This stuff will make some sense out of those larger questions.,Thanks for the advice Dave.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34473,What did it say?,"It said, ""Dear Mr. Brenner, I think you need those lovebirds, after all. They may help your personality."" That's what it said.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34474,She ain't in on it.,"I have dreams about this, actual dreams about busting the top people, the rich people, the white people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34475,"Oh, will you help me? Can you help me?",You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power to go back to Kansas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34476,Very thoughtful. Don't touch it.,"Oh, Bruce. Don't tell me you carry it around with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34477,"I suppose you're right. Inga! Prepare a sedative, just in case.",It's trying to talk. it wants us to take off the straps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34478,The hell with the diamonds!,You were rich before. This is the first time I was ever rich.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34479,Look. Can I pay you properly? You don't have to tell him what you got. Send him forty-five bucks and blow the rest. Give it to charity. Or something.,That wasn't part of the deal. I want to be poisonous but fair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34480,You mean this chocolate cake?,That's my piece. I was saving it because I got nauseated from that store bought chicken.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34481,"I'm not worried, I'm not going to eat it.",This is a tough place to keep Kosher.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34482,"Why don't you throw them all away, and smoke none?",Because it's a ritual you gotta go through with. I'm down to 10.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34483,He's having an early night.,Poor man. We were knocking on that door for ever. I think I've broken my strap.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34484,The first is always the best.,"It's the waiting that's killing me, not knowing, you know? It's really hard on my mother. The doctor doesn't think my father'll make it. He says he was dead too long, after six minutes the brain starts to die and once that goes, close the door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34485,Go ahead! They love you just about as much as I do.,"Tim, can we go? This is ridiculous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34486,But what if they went -- nowhere?,Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34487,My cousin Clark is my only relative on Earth.,"Oh wow, I should've known. Me and my big mouth. Listen, you can borrow any of my clothes you want. Any time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34488,Heavens! The man's insane!,"Sure I'm insane, but I've got some good news for you. This magnolia is leaving your sweet smelling vanilla joint. This bird in a cage is gonna button his own pants from now on. And that is what is known as telling the mother- in-law.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34489,"God, I've been calling you.","I'm really serious. That cop, he keeps watching me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34490,"Look, Miles, all I know is I'm an actor. All I have is my instinct. My intuition -- that's all I have. And you're asking me to go against it. And that's just wrong.","Hi, guys. We should probably get going.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34491,"Which God would that be, the one who created me, or the one who created you? In your world, the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. But in my world, the one who gave me life doesn't have the balls to stop a couple of bureaucratic assholes from taking it away.","What do you expect me to do, put your character module in my pocket and just walk you out of here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34492,"Geller, we've been over this. You're a great copy editor. Maybe my best copy editor. You're not a reporter.",You've done five of my ideas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34493,Was this your idea?,Yes. Hold this pigeon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34494,What does this mean?,It means they hate his freaking guts. It means if he were on fire they wouldn't put him out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34495,I wouldn't know what to do with it if I did.,"Well one thing for sure, you don't have to worry about food because you folks could eat up here a whole year and never have the same menu twice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34496,"Now, look. Claire: Listen to me. I want to tell you a story.","Fuck flowers, we aren't talking about flowers, we're talking about a human being.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34497,Just think about it. That's all I ask.,"Oh, that was a wonderful show. I think that's the best show you two ever wrote.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34498,"It's the leather bindings, I love the fragrance of vintage books.",I love the fragrance of chilidogs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34499,"Mom, you hitched all the way to Berkeley once, remember?","Mom, just give me five more minutes. Just five minutes, okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34500,What are you going to do?,I want everybody out of here. We'll need a lot of commotion on the compound.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34501,I wouldn't take no cheap shots. I'd be a good sparrin' partner.,"Rocky, would you be interested in fighting Apollo Creed for the Championship?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34502,"I didn't. But it's a three-way tie between the Stooges, Patti Smith and the Runaways.","Yeah, I definitely need to make you some CDs. At least while my kid is hanging out in there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34503,Come on. You can rave on another night.,Come on. It'll be fun. We'll just bug out. There should be a bunch of people. It'll be fun I promise.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34504,It's a common question.,"Oh yeah? I guess we still need to see that price tag. Like art, right? You hang some painting that looks like baby-puke in your living room only if it costs a bundle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34505,"Yeah, yeah, Jesus - I'm sayin', we'll stop for pancakes, then we'll get laid. Wuddya think?",We sat here right in this room and went over this and over this!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34506,"Yes, I know what they make it out of, so what? It's food now. You're eating it.","I didn't say it was bad for you, it's just kind of sickening, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34507,You were pretty popular. Didn't you run for some office?,"Yeah I did, treasurer. Shouldn't you be studying or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34508,"Jacob, if it was any other brain but yours, I might agree. Tell me, does your lady friend know what a brilliant thinker, what a sub- lime intellect she's living with?","I doubt it's my mind that interests her. I tell you Prof, she's a fiery lady.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34509,Don't even think that I'm buying that.,"Where do you get off saying word one? All the time pretending to be one of us, it's the same thing we were doing, Seamus and myself. And here you are so high and mighty, like you're so different from the rest of us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34510,I'm sure that didn't upset her. Everyone in our family takes showers.,I was in there in him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34511,Do you think that's funny?,"Yes, I think it's brilliant. You've been doing it for years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34512,What else would you do?,I'd like to drink a bottle of red wine with you and then make love to you and spend the whole night together. And we'd get up in the morning and spend hours lounging around and reading the paper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34513,"I dunno. Try tranquilizers. Once you can get at them, there's a lotta stuff you can use. I'll bring a bagful. It's just the standard tropical kit. But the trick is to get at them.","OK. It's apartment 1009, South Tower, Starliner Towers. May as well go there directly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34514,You should grow a moustache. You're a real man now.,I can't grow a moustache. It never comes in evenly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34515,What happened to your other slipper?,I lost it. It's kind of muddy out there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34516,"So, let's see, I've got Tran's goons, some squidhead psycho and the LAPD all trying to kill me. Happy new year, Lenny.","Well, look at the plus side.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34517,"Sure we believe you, only now we want you to believe us. That car better be back here by noon tomorrow, or there's going to be fireworks.",You say the cutest things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34518,Dr. Hirsch will know what to do.,I don't know why I feel so good. I haven't felt this good in a long time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34519,I'm glad you do.,There's so much I want to tell you. I'm in so much darkness though with things moving. there is darkness sucking me. It's kissing me and darkness is entering me. in every hole. It's opening me to a death.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34520,He never showed it.,"He did the best way he knew how, Junebug is stubborn just like you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34521,None of your business.,"That is a boy from home, Lulla's brother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34522,"Yeah, this is Ronny.",I'm calling for your brother Johnny. He's getting married and he wants you to come.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34523,"Soon as I'm back, I'm gonna trade that in for a bigger rock.","I don't care about rocks, I care about you. You bring him back in one piece, or you can forget being Best Man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34524,"So we should ""wait and see."" For how long?",I grew up with Wally. I began my adult life with him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34525,It's OK. Don't worry about it. Accidents happen.,What a wonderful philosophy. Thanks for being such a sweetheart. You could have been a real dick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34526,"On television, you seemed so sure of yourself. If you're really that confident, you'd be willing to let someone prove you wrong?",The world would be so much simpler if it were all just about good and evil. Unfortunately I find it much more slippery and elusive place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34527,I bought the tickets. One for her and one for me. It was my idea.,"Your idea? Well, that fits. I mean, the two of you, that fits together. I should have seen that long ago.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34528,I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.,I have lost my gift. It's as if my quill is broken. As if the organ of the imagination has dried up. As if the proud tower of my genius has collapsed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34529,All right. You got it. You win. I'll deliver it now. Just give me a moment to set it up.,"All right, now nobody panic, I've dealt with this guy before and believe me, he's as stupid as he is ugly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34530,Then what are you saying?,Bobby. You're a bull terrier and I got you herding sheep.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34531,Which accounts for your percentage. When do I get to meet this dream?,Not today. She's learning her lines. You can also take cue cards and teleprompter out of the budget.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34532,"This is our manager, Mr. Bienstock. I'm Sweet Sue.",My name is Josephine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34533,Yes. And I don't want anybody to steal it from me.,We were planning to be married right after Christmas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34534,"I am King, and this is Excalibur, sword of kings from the dawn of time. Who are you, and why do you block the way?","I am Sir Lancelot of the Lake, from across the sea. I am the best knight in the whole of Christiandom, and I look for the king who is worthy of my sword's service.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34535,He does have a point. That's just not the way I'd like to see it proven.,"You feel sorry for Solaris, or for me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34536,"Particles, man. I feel them all the time. I feel them in my arms and legs man, that's how they punish me.",How can I help you with the particles?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34537,In used currency. Nothing bigger than a fifty.,That's some serious poundage in dollars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34538,"It's a lot of world for one man. You sure that's not wishful thinking, you wishing you'd made something more of yourself? Christ, Truman, who hasn't sat on the John and had an imaginary interview on ""Seahaven Tonight""? Who hasn't wanted to be somebody?",This is different. Everybody seems to be in on it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34539,You're welcome. I was the one who cried.,Was Uncle Sean ever bad? Did you ever spank him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34540,What is that you wear?,"My talisman. It will, protect against the Horseman if I show a brave face. But, I cannot run. If I run in fear, it is worthless.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34541,"Hamilton, come over here. What is that you've got on?",This is how I dress all the time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34542,That's because we live in the future. Which is what's on my mind.,This is just show and tell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34543,That's 'cause I've done a lot of living.,Maybe one day I'll get to sit on a corner and spout wise.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34544,Really? I thought those long flashbacks were extremely good.,You don't like flashbacks because your mother's a historian.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34545,You think Applejack knew?,We haven't heard from Applejack since he got out of the hospital. His case got dismissed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34546,"You know, you're okay, Mr. Gittes. I know it's your job, but you're okay.","Thanks, Curly. Call me Jake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34547,What should I do?,"Just take his order, look him in the eye and if he says anything remotely funny, laugh a lot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34548,"Yes, but we're divorced.",I thought that was Peter Joshua.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34549,I warned you about playing that shit when I'm in the car.,That was my CD. Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34550,I imagine a child would have to commit murder or rob the Seventh National Bank of Tarrytown to be deprived of a birthday party.,I thought we were going to save those leaves you were burning for the compost bin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34551,Sort of like a letter of intent.,"Exactly. But the Catch-22 is that you can't tell anyone about the offer, because if it's public, you could start a bidding war and that's considered a breach of etiquette. It could kill a deal. But, wait too long and you're not considered hot anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34552,"Nice getting all those phone calls from you after you hit it big, you Redhook bastard.",I don't remember any Arbor Day cards from Mr. Rock 'n' Roll Detective.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34553,How did you get here?,"We swam. The Atlantic, it's not that big really.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34554,"Bo, can you turn down the volume until Officer Paski leaves?",That roof is over ten feet high.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34555,"My sister's coming by to pick me up for brunch. Why don't you come, too?",I have work to do at the plant.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34556,"Wow. I've been looking for that thing! Hey, Damone, have you met Stacy Hamilton? Stacy, this is Mike Damone.","Well, I've gotta be running.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34557,"For your eyes. For most patients of your age, I generally administer Retlax Five to restore flexibility of the lens.",But I'm allergic to Retlax.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34558,What's the bad news?,You're in meal penalty for disturbing my lunch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34559,"Far as you're concerned she's dead, believe it or not.","This is sad news, be it true.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34560,What do you expect? You're dead.,We'd like some help in getting rid of the people who moved in here. Barbara and I worked very hard on this house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34561,"So, what brings you to a dive like this?",It's his birthday so we decided to whoop it up a little.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34562,"Be nice, sweetie. We're just here to help you.","Help? What the fuck do I need your help for? I've got a man, don't I? That's more than you can say for yourself, Hawkeye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34563,Was I picking on you? How come you pulled in back of this fruitstand?,"Tell the truth, I was going to take a much needed leak.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34564,Not me. No way.,"Rawhide, go find out how Professor Hikita's coming with that formula. Mrs. Johnson, take Casper and Scooter, gas up the Jet Car.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34565,"What you talkin' about, Luke? We're together, you and me, just like always. Now the thing we gotta work out is how to get Koko outa there and then the Terrible Trio be all complete again. Man, this old Free World ain't gonna know which ear to stand on.","Yeah, well, you and Koko kin handle it without me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34566,With a refrigerated cargo bed full of sirloin tip.,"So far, so good. Some of them have real Angel potential.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34567,Must of made quite an impression.,"I never got to know him, really. I couldn't speak Japanese, and his English was terrible. But I couldn't say anything, because his English was better than my Japanese.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34568,Here I'll show you.,"Captain Howdy, Do you think my mom's pretty? Captain Howdy? Captain Howdy that isn't very nice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34569,What kind of a boy are you? Boys always have candy.,I have a cinnamon bar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34570,The guest list. It hasn't been updated since the murder of the president.,Are you trying to make a fool of me? There are no Europeans left in that hotel. Get me the names of all the cockroaches in there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34571,"Oh, stop talking about yourself like you're a lush or something. I don't like it. Maybe you ought to go to a clinic, get some treatments.",I'm getting treatments right here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34572,He's so sweet. He really said that?,I believe it too. He really just wants her to be happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34573,I bade her come. God forbid! Juliet! Juliet! Juliet!,"Madam, I am here. What is your will?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34574,"You're kidding, right? That's a hundred pounds a week.","Yeah, I know, it's a lot of weight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34575,"I don't know how many times I have to say this, Elaine, but Viktor and I are not in love. I only make love to the camera.","Simone, I recognize the shirt you're wearing. I gave it to Viktor on his birthday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34576,Nice? He's cute enough to melt lead!,"Where is your cousin Clark, by the way?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34577,Four should do it.,They will want a lot of money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34578,"You be quiet, Frank, we're talkin'. The adults are talkin'. Were you in the lockup for cuttin' somebody up with a hatchet?",I ain't never used no hatchet that I remember.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34579,"Sounds like you hooked up with some fine citizens, Flynne.",Oh they're all that and the proverbial bag of chips.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34580,"Darling, if we're going to get anywhere someone has to keep his eyes open!","Now, darling, soak in your beautiful pine bath and let Gaston shave you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34581,"Wherever you go on the planet, I'll find you. There's no quitting. If you try to take it off, a ring of needles will inject enough curare into your bloodstream to kill you before you hit the ground. Is all that clear?","Yeah, I spy or I die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34582,"I never stop thinking about it, Detective. The only way in or out of this school is through that gate, and it is secured at all times.","Funny, we just drove right in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34583,I like to think so.,That cardboard headstone tipped over. This graveyard is obviously phony!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34584,"You know how we were wondering what we were going to do for money? Being how we don't want to get jobs and whatnot? Well, check this out.","Tuna, this is crap.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34585,What the fuck are you? A drug counselor or a drug dealer? And you don't even do your own product! What kind of businessman are you?,"The rich kind. Jeez, man. The way you smoke that shit is suicide.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34586,"I see. And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?",I'm President of the International Fletch Corporation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34587,"So far it's all dead ends. No credit history. No employment history. His bank account's only five years old and it started as cash. We're even trying to trace his furniture, but for now all we know is he's independently wealth, well educated and totally insane. We may never know how he got that way.","Because he is John Doe, by choice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34588,What does he do?,He's an organic farmer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34589,The first thing we have to do is present a unified front.,If you start in on the war metaphors I'm going to drive this car into a fucking telephone pole.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34590,I think maybe over a hundred.,That's right you travel so much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34591,The daughter of his enemy.,His best friend is killed in a duel by Ethel's brother or something. His name is Mercutio.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34592,"No, it's not like that.","It's just I've got those parent conferences, and I'm supposed to set up the math program by next week. And shopping for Ruth's dress and that, that engagement dinner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34593,Do you want to learn or not?,I guess. It still sounds gross.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34594,"You'll be in trouble, son. Now just how do you intend to support your family?",I guess I'll rob a bank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34595,"Please, Gwen. You're- you're all over me.","How do you think you got this job, cock? Mmm. I'm still tingling all over from our little midnight swim.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34596,"I know, but we can't quite figure out how to, y'know, do it.","So you need my help? Oh my G-d, this is like asking me for help with your homework. Hey, Mink, c'mere!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34597,"I'm sorry, Spock. I can't surrender now. I'm not through violating Neutral Zone Treaty. In fact, I'm just getting started. And now for my next violation I intend to steal something. Something very big.",I must have your starship.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34598,She's clouded your mind. You're not thinking straight.,Oh but I am. For the first time in a long time. I'm through living in your shadow. All that ends right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34599,What is happening? Where's Mason?,He says he's leaving the island sir.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34600,"You'll regret this, Mrs. Little.","If you don't move out through that door, you're going to be past all regretting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34601,"So, how was I?","It was good. Very chilling, but you still got all the points across that we talked about.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34602,"There, what's that place?",Looks like the Tower. It's a bad climb.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34603,He say is a surprise.,"Well, Sheronda, it was nice talking to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34604,I can take care of myself.,Alright. It's going to take a few minutes. I have to call and verify the funds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34605,"There's something about a nice hot bath, transforms a person. It's not just about opening up your pores, know what I mean? There's just something about the heat and the wet that's calming you know? Settles me in a way that I really can't articulate.","I know exactly what you mean. It's just a feeling. You know, I could go for some wine tonight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34606,But there are so many of them. Do you know each one separately.,"Yes indeed, everyone. Actually, they all have three. ""The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter when I tell you a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES."" An ordinary name and a fancy name. That's two. Do you want to guess what the third one is?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34607,"Yeah, yeah. I'm taking a big gamble. I've loved him for a long, long time.","Okay. Why don't we do something visionary. Change your destiny, Peggy Sue. Change your destiny and marry me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34608,So you were looking for a new challenge.,"Well, plus the money ain't that bad. DAWN So, tell me, do you think everyone gets their million dollars' worth on this trip of a lifetime?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34609,If it works you mean.,"Even if it doesn't, they'll be teaching kids as the Academy not to do this for years to come.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34610,Do you have something to prove?,Not in that repressed anger sort of way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34611,"Oh shit, is that the time? I have to go.",Thanks for your help on the glasses thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34612,She threw a punch at a man on the team.,"Well, you know, that happens, on the street.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34613,"So she had you in jail, in Russia?",Well actually I was born in Siberia and then they shot her and sent me home to my Dad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34614,"So, does ""this guy"" have a tip for an honest lawyer?","Yeah, check out Teldar Paper, it's still not over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34615,I did more then that.,Lucky for us these chairs happened to be here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34616,"You've made me very happy, Johnny.",There's one thing about this wedding I want you to do. Call this number. It's a business number. Ask for Ronny. Invite him to the wedding.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34617,That's a very nice name. Where are you from?,"Please, sir, come into bed or I shall die of a chill.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34618,His moods at this time were complex and varied.,"Life is a burden for me. Nothing gives me any pleasure; I find only sadness in everything around me. It is very difficult because the ways of those with whom I live, and probably always shall live, are as different from mine as moonlight is from sunlight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34619,Your mind is just twisted enough. I believe you'd do all this just to get a dip or two.,"Hi Mark, Cindy, Ben.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34620,I am funny. I'm real funny.,Are you in town? This sounds long distance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34621,It's hit us all hard!,"Yeah, but he has got to tell his Dad he is about to lose his bar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34622,"Scott my boy, come here. How was your day?","Well, me and a buddy went to the video arcade in town and, like, they don't speak English right, and so my buddy gets into a fight, and he goes 'hey, quit hassling me cause I don't speak French or whatever', and the other guy goes something in Paris talk, and I go 'um, just back off' and he goes 'get out' and I go 'make me'.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34623,Maybe I wasn't there when you called.,"Bree, what's actually happened? It wasn't that bad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34624,"Oh well, he met with like an accident. He passed away. Alex becomes a bit weepy.","What's gonna happen to me then? I mean that's my room he's in - there's no denying that. This is my home also. What suggestions have you, my Pee and Em, to make?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34625,How? Pinky Miller from Barrack 8 tried to get over there and they shot him in the leg!,"It takes a gimmick, Animal, and I figured us a little gimmick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34626,"He was asleep before his head hit the pillow. Well, this was only the biggest day of his life. I really don't know how to thank you.","You just did, with that great dinner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34627,"But you are not a shepherd, you are the Dalai Lama.","Maybe in the next life, the world will not need a Dalai Lama.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34628,What? Who the hell are they?,"This is Fat Sam, and this is Gummy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34629,"He is gone! Finished! Dead! If he has not yet bled to death or had his throat cut for him, he will not survive the winter. It is very cold -- is it not, our flower?",I am the one who is rotting. But I think your face looks graver than mine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34630,Where did you here that?,"Too many places. You're playing tag wish some kind of death wish, Case. I'm sorry but I'm not sticking around for the funeral.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34631,I know you didn't but you have been so thoughtful.,"But when your sunflowers come up, I'll pay you for them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34632,Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference.,"Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34633,Is it necessary to know?,"Well, I don't want to starve them too long. They die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34634,"Well, I'll have to look someplace else.","No, no! Maybe we could interest you in some well done butterflies, or perhaps some slightly fried pansies, or better still, some stuffed shirts. And guaranteed every one of them will give you a good stiff pain in the neck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34635,"What's this, a signal? Will you come whenever I ring it?",Do I look like I live in a bottle?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34636,"I'll take three big Macs, two chocolate shakes, two orders of fries, and an apple pie.","You want three Big Macs, two chocolate shakes, two orders of fries, and an apple pie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34637,You said - I was very close to the way we'd catch him.,"There are three major centers for transsexual surgery: Johns Hopkins, the University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical center. I wouldn't be surprised if Billy has applied for sex reassignment at one or all of them, and been rejected.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34638,"For poaching. Or, would you remake our laws now that Magistrate Philipse has given up the ghost?",Does that look like an animal hanging?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34639,Not you mustn't touch. Your mama might not like you handling knives.,I think he wants to see your rabbit foot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34640,But I know she's grateful for the care you're giving her.,Is this a state secret or are we being excluded just for the fun of it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34641,Vince D'Agosta. Am I out?,"Not at all. I think we may be working on the same case. If so, I could use your help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34642,Why the hell not?,I saw that hot dog guy in the bathroom urinating. He didn't wash his hands.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34643,It was ridiculous; all this at three o'clock in the morning.,"It would be nice though, if there was a place like that. You know, that no one could get to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34644,"I'm great. I mean, I know I'm not really great, but I feel just great. How you like my new suit?","Well, you don't have to worry about getting it wrinkled.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34645,"Deanna, I'm going to belt you right in the mouth!",These Eye-ties are really crazy when it comes to their wives.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34646,Decide to take a day off after all?,"Dad, I want to see Rod Lane.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34647,"All right, I get it. I have bad teeth. You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.","No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34648,Why does she come to you?,She suffers from severe menstrual cramps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34649,"Ah, my dear friend, come in, come in. Please sit down.","I'm sorry, I was at the theater and I didn't receive your note until I returned to my hotel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34650,It is just a regular card.,"Son, I can take everything you got with that deck. It is marked. Now I'm going to show you how to make some money in case you get stuck somewhere.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34651,"I can't remember. In out/out in, something like that. Around eight.","Hi, I'm Sueleen Gay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34652,I'm not made of glass.,I just want to sit here and be still.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34653,"No, I mentioned it only in passing.",Incidentally I mention only in passing that I could tell the judge that it was a matter of confession.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34654,"One book: Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby, by Austin Powers.","OK, OK, man, don't get heavy, I'll sign. Just to get things moving, baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34655,See. I told you there'd be a shaft.,Just like on TV.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34656,My name is the Plague.,"Uh, Mr. The Plague, uh, something weird's happening on the net.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34657,Sure. Family. I know how that goes.,"He comes up here with our product. He suppose to come home with five hundred thousand dollars. He never shows up. Meanwhile, my sister's going crazy calling me all the time worried about him. Me, I just wanna know what happened to my focking money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34658,"It's okay, Craig. It all worked out, in an odd sort of way.",You came up here looking for the portal?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34659,But I understand what you mean.,"You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34660,"Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.",I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34661,"He has a phone pole sticking in his chest, I think we don't need an autopsy.","I'm just looking for our best interests. May I have the tapes, Bruce ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34662,"Yeah, heh heh. I thought there'd be casinos and lights and stuff.","Hey Butt-Head, why's that guy holding a sign?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34663,"How'd the two of you hook up, then?","Oh, Jenny was in my acting class.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34664,"Oh, that's just my daughter in the bathroom.",You said it was just you and your son.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34665,"Oh, I have to hear this.","In my heart, Heather's still alive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34666,You know what I'm talking about. Don't ever make me look bad on the night of my big fight.,You're hurting my arm.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34667,That's none of your business. Get the keys.,I don't want no dirty money. I run an honest business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34668,"We sure did, but we had to go in hiding for a week.",In the Shoreland Hotel. And our only chaperon was the poor old lady's stomach.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34669,"Aren't you going to say, 'I told you so'?","If I was still alive, I probably would.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34670,"No, no, you're right. I don't want to kill anybody. All I want to do is be let alone.","Earl, there's just one thing I ought to clear up for the interview.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34671,Now and then. You know how it is.,"You're, uh, you're Minnesota Fats, aren't you? You know, uh, they say Minnesota Fats is the best in the country out where I come from.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34672,That's what I been thinkin' about. How you been keepin' me. I ain't getting' nothing outta this gig.,"Gus, if there's anything I hate, it's greed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34673,"You might have to, if you went with me. Ever try to keep warm in a C-54, at fifteen thousand feet, at twenty below zero?","Oh, I do that all the time. Whenever I have a few minutes after lunch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34674,"It had a long tongue, teeth this big and yellow eyes.",They were green eyes and they were slit like a lizard's.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34675,"The Academy, then CIIAC.",I read your white paper. It's sort of like the Bible for what they're trying to do in Computer Crime.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34676,"You guys always think I should know everything, and you never tell me anything. Am I right?","Alright, what are the three most commonly used passwords?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34677,He calls it the Tarantula.,But it only has six legs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34678,So there never was a Phase Two rescue team?,Of course not. You can't get approval to rescue a kitten from a tree after Tehran.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34679,"Well, it can really only go two ways.",That's what you think. I drink tons of booze so you might get one of those scary neuter-babies that's born without junk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34680,"I'm sorry, Mr. Basquiat.",See that table over there? I'd like to pay their bill.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34681,Watch it! Move back.,Get Chewbacca. Try to get around it. I'll draw it away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34682,A leave of absence. Until we've sorted this all out.,Put David on it. He seems anxious to clear my name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34683,Don't start with me again.,"Aren't I, like the chosen one? The one and only? The Grand High Poobah and doesn't that mean you have to be nice to me? Like, ever?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34684,"I heard you were back in town, kitty cat. You're here for the highland flings, I bet.",I get all the glamour jobs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34685,"This conversation took place, incidentally, about three months before Harold was declared legally dead.","When Harold is definitely out of the picture, Penelope, when I don't have to worry about doing him wrong or you wrong or Paul wrong. I'm going to ask you to be my wife.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34686,What are you talking about?,That I am not Rheya. That Rheya died. Killed herself. I'm different.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34687,"I'll ask you again, Dr. Venkman. Why were you digging the hole? And please remember that you're under oath.","I had my fingers crossed when they swore me in, but I'm going to tell you the truth. There are things in this world that go way beyond human understanding, things that can't be explained and that most people don't want to know about anyway. That's where we come in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34688,You don't regret meetin' your wife?,"Why? Because of the pain I feel now? I have regrets Will, but I don't regret a singel day I spent with her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34689,Like open an airlock by mistake?,Well I don't think there's a chance of that happening. It's usually the moon walks. Sometimes you feel like a kindergarten teacher.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34690,What are you doing!,I gotta open the gate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34691,I don't want to hear any joke about colored people being in hell. You're being irreverent.,I'm almost finished. I'm about to come to the punch line.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34692,He's going to be in jail for a long time.,Principal of jail. Wow. What a promotion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34693,"It's just, and I've never done this before, Maxine, but it's just that I feel something for you. I've never felt this before for anyone, not even my wife. My future is with you, Maxine.",You might want to check those tarot cards one more time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34694,"People just don't take the name Heather seriously. They should, shouldn't they?",I'm so sorry. I was led to believe there were going to be different kinds of social and psychological types at this gathering.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34695,Why doesn't he just mix and match?,I told him that and he yelled at me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34696,You only made half your quote this year.,"Well, you're a tower of support.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34697,"See, once you let yourself go you can do it. You'll get it.","I don't get it, but I guess I did block it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34698,"You're keeping a record, are you?",It's just very distracting when you're trying to work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34699,"No reason you should, no reason you should.",I was looking in one of your magazines and saw that picture of the couple getting married at the Pyramids. Were you ever in Egypt?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34700,Did you tell the police this?,We're not saying anything about that night to the police. We should all forget that night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34701,"Oh, good. For a minute I thought you'd lost your mind.",But maybe with a good start I can hit those hand-holds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34702,You're not on the beat.,Don't turn. I'm counting the steps to the entrance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34703,Strip reality! How do you play that?,"It's like strip poker, only, without the bluffing. One person says something and if the other one accepts that it's true, the one who says it, gets to take one item of clothing off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34704,No Chinese man discovered electricity.,Yes he did. He also invented the bicycle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34705,"As long as he keeps his throat clear, he is able to get some rest.",I made a fresh pot of coffee. Okra and I thought you need a rest. I'll stand guard. Okra wants to talk to you anyway.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34706,"You're a part time lover and a fulltime friend. The monkey on your back is the latest trend. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.","Here is the church and here is the steeple. We sure are cute for two ugly people. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34707,"Ms. McClain, I'm Francis Dollarhyde. I came about the low light level infrared film stock.",Put your back against the door. Come forward three steps until you feel the tile on your feet and there will be a stool just to your left.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34708,And you didn't see anything?,The lake was dead calm until up he came. The tooth is in there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34709,Sebastian doesn't like to go out too much.,I keep a lot of provisions right here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34710,"Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.",Want to join me in some cartwheels?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34711,The Manzetti thing must have scared her. She thinks she'll get implicated.,So what do we do with the device?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34712,"Yes, well, what I'm getting at is that there comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity. She can't wait too long, you know. Now, there's no reason why you must lose yours. I mean, just ponder it a bit, that's all.",What makes you think this watercolorist and I would develop a romantic relationship?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34713,It boils down to respect. People just don't respect the institution of marriage any more. They have no sense of real commitment.,"I'd love to stay here and chat, but I'm right at the end and I gotta find out what happens.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34714,I just said I didn't feel like raping you.,And I was just saying that rape is no MORE pointless or crude than all the killing and looting that goes on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34715,To hell with sex.,We held each other. It was better than sex. What I need he gave me great.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34716,"He's telling the truth! Aren't you, Michael?","To free you, we must destroy the leader of the vampires.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34717,I just wanted to test it first.,"No! Change me back into a sor- ceress, Willow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34718,"No, we don't have an extra Beryllium sphere.","You know, that's really getting annoying.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34719,Not anymore you don't. It's obvious.,I can't believe you're reacting this way. You're just saying this because you lost the bet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34720,I didn't think there was an alarm.,"Take him to the car, Bob.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34721,Maybe he's been chain-ganging too long.,Long enough to see redhots come and redhots go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34722,"Um, if you're talking to me, could you make some sense? 'Cause I don't speak Swahili.","In two more years I'll have an engineering degree. We'll sell the store, we'll move away from Burnfield and the store and you standing here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34723,How do I know you're not lying.,"Yo, I know what you're thinking, that I'm one of those guys that keep coming up to her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34724,"This is not bad news, Tatsi. Perhaps they fled or could not make it home. There is hope.","Please go back, bring the children to us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34725,"And if you could try and pin down where you were the night of Owen's disappearance, it would make my job a lot easier.",Absolutely. I'm with you on that one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34726,It would be interesting to find out.,"Here it is. A bird on one side. His cage on the other. Now, stare at it. The bird seems to be in his cage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34727,"I don't know. I mean, what if I never meet him? What if this man is my destiny and I never meet him?",Your destiny can be your doom. Look at me and Rick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34728,"Holy! Well. If you're worried about anything, just feel free to ask, and, uh, we can look it up.","Uh, dad, you know I'm 16.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34729,"Okay, I believe you.",We've been all through that. I've been on my best behavior.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34730,What do you mean?,You mentioned that he had a learning disability.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34731,Don't worry. You won't see him again. What happened? Did you change your mind about going?,No. I just came back for a second. I wanted to get those bonds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34732,Let's move into this neighborhood.,I do sort of live with somebody though.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34733,"I don't think about it one way or the other. But if you want, give me a day or two, and I'll get back to you. Now I'd like to go home.",I want the rest of the pictures.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34734,Because you're pushing me to be something I'm not.,So you're angry with me because you're standing here with your hair combed and wearing perfume?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34735,That's not what you said last night.,"Ok, so maybe I was a little over emotional.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34736,Would that really be such a good idea for either of us?,"Just promise me you'll be OK, OK?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34737,This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewsky in your hand after dark you might as well be wearing a dress.,"Oh, you're so smart. How about a little heterosexuality before we go?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34738,-- I'm the one that got ripped off! -- not you -- not the United States government -- me -- I'm the one being ripped off!,So now you're asking for a student visa?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34739,I must take the old man to see some sick children. Kegan will guard you.,"One with red eyes, the other with one eye, both trying to kill me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34740,Stay! I must be having an off day. I'm really a fabulous player.,I have this effect on lots of women.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34741,"Oh, don't be stupid.","You're a mama's boy, if you want the truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34742,Fletcher? What are you doing out there?,"They're like pink snow, sir. Sticky.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34743,John! Great to see you! Sorry about the cunt at reception.,This is my fiancee Maxine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34744,The Germans are advancing on Kharkhov.,"I don't know why I come here every evening, it's always such bad news.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34745,"If you're trying to push my buttons, you're on the right track. Don't make me question my own judgment, X.","Buddy, you sent me here to get close to their organization, that costs money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34746,How the fuck do you think? The cops shot him.,"Oh this is bad, this is so bad. Is it bad?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34747,"Ohh, oh sure it's no big deal, you see all my former clients will eventually die, and all your clients used to be alive, so they have something in common.",You'd be doing hair and makeup and answering the phone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34748,Two men in the world don't need passwords or codes. Their retinas will scan to unlock everything. one of those two men is the chairman of the bank.,Let me guess. His retinal plate is in there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34749,I'm working on it. Soon as I find the right nerve bundle.,Nerve bundle! What are you doing? You just leave the nerve bundles right where they are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34750,"Well, fuck! Might as well not do anything! Let's just stick out thumbs up our asses and twirl.","Yes, that's right. You know what, honey? You should go to New York. You should go. Go show 'em. They need your unique point of view.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34751,"We're awaiting a decision, excuse me.","Paul, I've sent my soldiers to rescue the Lady Prime Minister, she'll need a room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34752,. . . Please leave your message at the beep.,"Clark, it's Lois. This is the fourth message. I've left. . . Where are you ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34753,You knew this was happening. You knew and that's why you came.,I fear I know our King. I came to try to bring you hope.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34754,That's why I'm here.,"So, you thought you'd be cool. Go against your father's wishes? Yeah, that's grown up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34755,I'm Rambo. This is Brewer. Her name is Co.,"It means ""virgin."" My mother was comedian.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34756,"Yes she is, but she's very upset, so she's not seeing anyone.","Oh, I'm Judy, I go to school with her, I wanted to tell her I'm sorry about Thomas J.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34757,"I'm not crying, Mr. Potter.","Well, you're begging, and that's a whole lot worse.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34758,"If you say another word, it's over. I'm not playing!",I gotta think of a plan to get this money before tomorrow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34759,You better start making sense!,"Ok, I will. The bad news is the ship is history. Life support will last another 36 hours, maybe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34760,"Well, what's going on?","I don't know, but what I do know is that there's no more Harry, which means there's no more debt, and if there's no more debt there's no more problem, and there's no more problem with our neighbours because they are all dead. I think, if I get this right, we haven't done anything wrong anyway, which means we are in the clear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34761,"There is no such thing as easy in my experience and, if you think this is going to be easy, you're a dick. It may be easier than most but it's not going to be easy.","What's that idiot doing next door? We use your van. It's up some stairs this place, so we'll stick out like balls on a bulldog. Plank is going up first. There is a cage but it is never locked, is it Plank?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34762,"They used the hex chrom here, in these cooling tanks, as an anti-corrosive. Then they dumped it here, in these six ponds.",I don't remember seeing any ponds up there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34763,"Is he handsome, self assured, carry himself well, does he look you in the eyes or down at the floor, does he have good bones, suggesting good breeding, does he slouch or sit up straight -- these are important questions, as they reveal a great deal about this man's character so please get over yourself for two and a half seconds and tell me is he cute?","Thank you. At some point in there I'm gonna rub my nose. When I do, go at him with everything you got.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34764,Can't you please finish your drink?,"That's right, sir, I recall it. A large flock of seagulls got lost in a fog and headed in for the town, where all the lights were.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34765,"You want me close but you won't let me near. What's the terrible, dark secret you're protecting everyone from?",In a sense we are all two people. The side we show in daylight. And that side we keep in shadow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34766,"Than you. Yes, I see that. By the way, thank you for this.",I know of your fondness for antiques.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34767,We're American soldiers. We don't abandon people.,Funny you should say that while we're out looking for gold.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34768,"Sure, I've done it easily.","Hey Chris, keep an eye on things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34769,I'm sorry. Slip of the tongue.,"Yeah, I don't know how you could make that confusion.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34770,"Talking helps. Don't talk, you get muddled in your head. Hey! Now you just look at this here!",There's an E in MONEY. If that's your word.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34771,I don't know! A fuckin' lot!,This is Drexl's coke?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34772,You're skating on thin ice. My passion thaws for my bride alone.,Forget your frosty femme. These lips are wet and ready to get frostbite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34773,Would you care to explain what you're talking about?,You've been playing on the superstitions of that poor old man - - working at him - - turning him against Thea.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34774,It doesn't make sense to x-ray your bags coming off the plane.,"This is Mexico, they do everything backwards.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34775,"I-I read a poem of you and thought of his last week. A poem of his and thought of you last-- You'll be fine, though. Lee walks over to Elliot in the center aisle. She looks at the book.","Uh, uh, this is great. I mean, I love e.e. cummings, but I can't let you get this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34776,What is it now?,"Well, we experimented with lasers, but you would be surprised at how heavy they are. They actually outweighed the piranha themselves, and the fish, well, they sank to the bottom and died.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34777,You did it for Namath.,"Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways. Just go back to Earth and enjoy your records and the Hall of Fame and the beautiful family and all that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34778,"Absolutely true. Compared to all of them, you are perfection, flawless beauty.",You are the most desirable creature that ever walked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34779,You didn't hear something?,"Yeah, I heard a key slapping against my ass.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34780,"Can I help you, sir?","Oh, that's Karl. I met him at the laundrymat. Karl, this is my mama. And Vaughan, Vaughan's the manager. He lets mama off any time she feels like it 'cause they're best friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34781,Weightless almost -- as if I were seeing my own memories of being a girl. There was something internal about it.,Mom. Are you ok?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34782,Will you give this to him.,"If I accept that letter and you told a Court of Law I accepted it, they would interpret it as my having knowledge of his whereabouts. Just wait Kay, he'll contact you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34783,Oh my God. Where?,"He's sitting in the fourth booth down, on the left hand side, with his back to us. He's wearing a navy jacket. If you turn around, you can see part of his right elbow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34784,"Counselor Troi, report to the bridge.",Unless we can disable his cloak we're just going to be firing in the dark.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34785,"Yes--I know. This path, Louis? Where does it go?","I don't have the slightest idea. When I saw the house, this field was under four feet of snow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34786,Tell her I'm eating.,"Frida, this is a bad time. We're having sex and George actually answered the phone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34787,"Maybe we'll come by tomorrow, help you clear up or something.","Diane, everybody loves that you showed up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34788,"Nothing. Look, I'll write it down for you, okay?",What is that? A pencil that writes in ink?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34789,"Hey! On behalf of Burnfield, I present to you the keys to the city.","So, how was the ride, kids?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34790,What do you want for Sam?,I don't buy or sell human beings.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34791,We should set up a Cuban defense fund on this; take care of all of them.,Should we talk to Trini about paying these guys? Or maybe Chotiner?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34792,"She borrowed your power to save her life. When she touches someone, she absorbs their strengths -- their gifts. In your case -- your ability to heal. That's why she keeps her body covered.",I felt like she almost killed me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34793,"It's not good for you, Animal.",Hey! This is with a typewriter! It's from a finance company!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34794,I asked her if you were happy to see us. I find it hard to tell with you.,Yes it's okay. Thank you for the food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34795,He's a ghost. But he's a good ghost.,"There are no ghosts, Ellie. I want you to go to sleep and forget all this nonsense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34796,"Damn, you are good. I tried to trick you. Okay, put these in order.","Floris, get Guinness on the phone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34797,Give me the bad news.,"We retrieved a few things from the trunk, including a steamer trunk, or the remnants of a trunk, the brass clips and so forth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34798,"Yeah, right. Why don't you show it to your ""girlfriend""?","JESSICA and I are through. I couldn't stand being with her knowing you liked her. It wasn't worth our friendship. Oh, and she also has a boyfriend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34799,I hope that it's nothing serious.,He has never gotten rid of the malaria. He is usually up and at it the next day. I'm going to make him fresh chicken broth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34800,Are you gentlemen all through with me?,"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were here. No, Mr. Williams, we still have some questions for you. Sheriff, will you kindly extinguish the lights?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34801,I feel so ineffectual. Is there anything I can do for you?,Watch the store while I go home and change.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34802,I thought we were going to try for a baby. Isn't that enough of an adventure?,That can wait. I want to get away. See some of the world. Explore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34803,"Yeah, I think so. What happened?","I don't know, you just passed out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34804,"Yeah, heh heh. I think I just had an accident. Heh heh hmm heh hmm heh.",Huh huh. You guys are funny. Let's have a drink on it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34805,Maybe they had a big breakfast.,I'm gonna be an acrobat when I grow up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34806,I've been going over and over my experience last night. It was amazing. I've decided I'm a transsexual. Isn't that the craziest thing?,"What, are you nuts? That's Oprah talking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34807,"If it wasn't for that comic strip of yours, I wouldn't be doing this. But a good chuckle is darned hard to come by. That one where Monkeybone stole the soap cake out of the urinal - I thought I would die.","Coming from you, that's quite a compliment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34808,The more the merrier.,Terry was telling me about you on the plane. It was all so interesting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34809,No. If I moved out now I'd be acknowledging that what happened was real. I'm not ready to do that.,You play the cello! It's my favorite instrument.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34810,"Tom, you're all heart.","Listen cooky, you want to make sure that man rests before he plays; it's in all our interests.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34811,Is that the last of it?,Yep. I might have missed some stuff. I'm so used to some things being here that I don't even notice them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34812,How the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram?,"We're doing episode 31, Jason?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34813,"Lookit, you're getting' what you want all the time. it ain't right that I don't get somethin'! I never get somethin'!","I knew it, I knew it, go be nice to people and they think they can ask for the moon!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34814,I. Am. The. Biggest. Sissy. In. The. Whole. Fucking. World.,"My God, Mr. Fairlane, you look like the Fall of Saigon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34815,"Boy, I thought you were about to cross the river.","I tell you, I feel like a ghost.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34816,I don't think so. I think we were meant to think it was Mbwun. Did Whittlesley's monster have claws?,I don't know. He sent back a statue that's supposed to be an exact representation. But I've never seen it. It's in the exhibit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34817,Why do you keep doing this?,I love the outfits.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34818,Did you know that there was a New York Times reporter there that night?,"Really, which one? I bet it was the guy with the Prada shoes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34819,Yes! What could it be at this hour?,I don't know. It just woke me up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34820,What the fuck was it?,"All my life, everyone has been telling me that when I have sex, I'm not really having sex. Not real sex. But they're wrong. I know what is and isn't sex and what you heard was definitely not sex.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34821,I told her you would never invent such a preposterous name.,I told her you can forget everything but you never forget your name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34822,"Look, there's not much of a call for Shakespeare in this town.","There's just something about being ""Goofy"". Any other Disney character would be fine. There's just this stigma associated with the character.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34823,"That'swhatI'msayin'. I'm not blowin' my young career, brother or no brother, for you or anybody else.","There is a name, a term for your kind, the likes of you. Back in slavery days, you would be classified as a house nigga.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34824,It better be. Last time you had me introduce a dead guy.,Who's this priest I'm thanking?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34825,Cenobites. Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.,"Well, I didn't mean to open that thing. You can go back wherever you came from.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34826,"You shoulda stuck around, jerk. Ms. Fleming wants to redefine the high school experience.",She wants to ignore the high school experience. Our way's better. We scare people into not being assholes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34827,What are you talking about?,"You said Merry Christmas, Rudy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34828,Look -- dad -- I may stand better with the cops than you.,"OK, a family matter. Between the girls. I had two other cows -- -- two other girls besides Bree.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34829,How was your day?,"Oh, swell. You know, Mr. Connel said that if things keep going the way they are, I might be seeing that promotion sooner than I thought.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34830,"Man, you never had a chance with a girl like that.","Hey man, I was in love once. I got hurt really bad. I never wanna go through that again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34831,Then if Emma turns me down will you marry me?,"Oh, I'm already swooning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34832,"I'll keep that in mind, sir.","No sir-e-bob, I don't die. But what I do is get older, wrinkled like a former plum that's become the wrinkled prune you see before you. Oh, to be a young man again, maybe then Floris would care for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34833,"First off let me say as a dinosaur enthusiasts, Amanda and I have admired your work for years.","It is truly, what's the word? Inspiring.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34834,"Well, say, how 'bout easin' it down a bit so a man don't have to shout!","Mister McMurphy, there are old men here who couldn't hear the music at all if it were lower. That music is all they have, and I wish you wouldn't lean against the glass there, your hands are staining the window.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34835,"If it's just idle, I won't answer it.",But Brother Bembry says I'm tall enough for a tall man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34836,Yes. A real date. Dinner and a movie.,The Dante Hicks Dinner and a Movie Date. I think I've been on that one before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34837,Which room is it?,It's the last door at the end of this hall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34838,"Sure. More money in intelligence on their side of the border. So we have a better idea who we're looking for. More dogs. More people. Supposed to be getting some giant x- ray machines to run the trucks through. Outside of martial law that's about the best you're gonna do. But, I should tell you, there are two things that really have us on edge right now. In the last six months seizures have tripled, even though we're pulling over the same number of cars. What does that tell you?",That triple the amount of stuff is going through.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34839,"Did you have dinner, father? We have plenty.","Well thank you for the offer, But I really have to go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34840,"Good, good. I, I hope he does.",The sun hasn't even come up yet and you're drinking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34841,I have heard that Johnny Cammareri got down on his knees in The Grand Ticino and proposed to her.,My son does not like this Johnny Cammareri. He says he is a big baby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34842,I don't know much about him. How do you know if a guy is decent?,Give him the tampon test.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34843,Oh yay! And then I could be as happy as you!,"For your information, I am very happy. Deliriously happy. I lead a very happy life!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34844,"Come on, Drag. Lemme take a look.",It'd go to your coconut head. You'd start getting ideas. Maybe even pass right out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34845,He cut her up and dressed the wounds.,"Call for help, and you'll live. But, you'll be disfigured. Or, put yourself out of your misery.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34846,He's afraid of something.,He said he couldn't take us any farther. He has to go sell the elephants.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34847,Wait. Our deal still holds?,I needed a Rita Hayworth to fill out my little studio.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34848,I'm a dermatologist. I can't write orders on the psych ward.,"Sherman, I've done lots of favors for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34849,"Naah, I don't wanna.",You could pick that scab on your arm.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34850,"Yeah, if I don't make too big an ass of myself.",Tell you what. Let's ditch the limo. Let me drive you up to that red carpet in my beat up Chevy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34851,"I know where he's coming from. The only thing I really don't get is why he dumped you. Up until I found that out, I thought his judgment was pretty sound.","Don't even start. I'll be honest, I don't trust you. Bur lets pretend for a minute that what you say is true, that I want to leave. What can you do about it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34852,John! What are you doing here?,"I'm just here shooting this band, what about you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34853,"Where are we going, Frank?","Hey Tits, I'm taking your neighbor to the country. Maybe something for you too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34854,How much time's left of your sentence?,Don't you know? Everyone on Rura Penthe is here for life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34855,Richard! You should be ashamed of yourself.,Me? You went crazy! You started taking your clothes off. I was putting them back on for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34856,"Is there something we should know about you, Soap?","I am not sure what's more worrying, the job or your past.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34857,"Oh, say, how would you kids like to stop off for a drink?","Well we'd love to, but we're going to another party.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34858,"Which one, the big tab or the little tab?",Put it on the little tab so that it balances with the big one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34859,It's been a long time.,"Pull up a chair. Oh, excuse me, this is my lady DOT.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34860,"I'm sorry to hear that, Jonah.","I've been pretty sad, but I think my dad is worse.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34861,That's true. Why is that?,"Becky heard this woman on the radio complaining about this guy she was sure was Rick, which meant he was cheating on her. She was completely hysterical. Then it turned out the woman lived in Duluth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34862,"This is Joe Namath's old number, you know. You could get a lot of chicks with this. Just don't pee in it.","Peter, what about the bathtub?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34863,How can you still believe she's innocent?,You're going to trust the word of a woman who named her child after a condiment? She's ly-ing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34864,No one's ever done it before. This'll put us on the map.,Or in the slammer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34865,What do you mean?,Well. There were a few documents that I somehow didn't get around to shredding. That I kept instead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34866,"Well, how about those old romantic movies with those great stars, huh? Like Audrey Hepburn.","Actually, I think I prefer Katherine Hepburn.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34867,"But you've made me feel strong again, Captain. Hawkeye. You helped me pull together when I needed it.",Now that's what I call real pretty. We can close up here and go into his belly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34868,True. But I must borrow it for one last mission. Jade Fox must die at its edge. Did you know what you were hiding when you covered for that girl?,"My job was to get the sword back, without embarassing anyone. I wasn't about to ruin her life, or her father's.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34869,"Don't you know the finest things in the world have been written on an empty stomach? Once a talent like yours gets into that Mocambo- Romanoff rut, you're through.",Forget Romanoff's. It's the car I'm talking about. If I lose my car it's like having my legs out off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34870,Finest kind. Captain Forrests say you better haul ass home quick. We got new chest-cutter in our tent.,"Now I got you for a witness, I'm going to try again. So far all I dragged out of him is he's from Bahston and he's only been in the Army two months. Where were you when they drafted you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34871,"Baby, you'll check them tomorrow.","Please, Tee. I have to use the phone. Sorry, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34872,I am. Hur you?,"Well sir, my name is Jordan Rivers and these here are the Soggy Bottom Boys outta Cottonelia Mississippi- Songs of Salvation to Salve the Soul. We hear you pay good money to sing into a can.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34873,"I'm sure, because this is my friend's yacht. And it's his party.","Your friend's ship? Oh, man. I must've walked onto the wrong yacht. I knew there was a reason my keys didn't work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34874,That's the girl I love.,But you just gotta hear me out on one thing. You're very responsible with Ray and you know it's not right for a little boy to hear some strange man's voice in the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34875,I've got that two o'clock in town.,Back to the land of grownups.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34876,I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler.,"You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34877,I'm too tired for this. Let's just go.,"Baby, this is what we came for. We met a beautiful baby and she likes you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34878,I can't even stand to talk to her on the phone.,"She's heavy. See, Norman expects me to get in here, take care of all the customers and then do his show out in Norwalk. I gotta have my own shop, just out of self defense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34879,Come on. You're seriously trying to tell me the Japs can't find Los Angeles without my headlights?,"I didn't make the law, lady. I just enforce it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34880,I suppose your grandmother's house when she passed on. But we sold that right away. Your cousin Shirley bought it.,So you never bought any land.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34881,Why do you keep coupling me with Falco?,"He's here, isn't he? Do you think, sir, when he dies he'll go to the dog and cat heaven?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34882,You fucking well have to get 'em!,We made a deal for everything inside the cabinet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34883,I said -- uh -- I said even ten minutes -- is a long time -- to be away from you.,"Don't be embarrassed, Bruce. I heard it, but I just wanted to hear it again. I can stand being spoiled a little. The gentleman I'm going to have a chat with did very little spoiling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34884,You think that's going to work?,"I don't know if anything's going to work in this case. Therefore, we have to try everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34885,"Yeah invitations, you know a pretty white piece of paper with your name on it.",Well we have got about a hundred thousand pretty pieces of paper with the Queen on it. Will that do?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34886,"A blank canvas! I could paint your portrait, directly on you. Or maybe not. So, you? Husbands? Boyfriends? Girlfriends? Where do you live?","I don't have anyone. But I do have a little apartment of my own. It has a little flower garden. You can just see the ocean. At night, when the wind comes in just right, you can hear the buoys in the harbor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34887,"I'm not gonna break it, I just wanna see it change colors.","I want it back now. I never should have taken it off, I want it back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34888,Well good. So you're human.,And so far my day has consisted of taking pictures of my roses for the garden club.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34889,"We disappear for awhile. We disappear, we came back; nobody knows nothing.","But we all got to be in for this. We all go, or we do nothing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34890,You gotta do this for me. I'm in here because of you.,"Man, what's this about? Ya know, you were robbing a store. It wasn't personal. It was his job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34891,"Evelyn, put her to bed.",My little baby. Don't try to grow up so fast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34892,"You're really good, you know.",I didn't paint it. I'm just cleaning it. It's an original Ver Meer. It's worth about ten million dollars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34893,This is very interesting. We are born knowing our history. We have other books. But not a book like this.,Any words you don't know you can find in the dictionary.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34894,A blow dart. Seed pods. A plant press. Pretty unimpressive stuff.,Let me see the plant press.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34895,I confirmed it on the scanner. I knew something was up because Puffy used to bark like hell whenever he saw him and you know Puffy only barks at bad people.,"Magda, Puffy barks at everybody.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34896,"You're going to the Soho Grand hotel, right?",I'm not sure. All I know is the account is Cardiff Giant.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34897,I supposed you'd like a leg. How about two?,"That's it. I'm gonna put my food in your ass. I should warn you, I'm a black belt in karate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34898,They're what's keeping me alive. You think you're dealing with an idiot? Talk to me then.,"Okay, give us the women.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34899,I'd like to eat something before I go back to work.,"Ok, we'll go for lunch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34900,Hopefully the district judge can straighten it all out by Monday morning.,Jorge. When I get out of here I'm going to sue his cheating ass off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34901,Why would you want me to kill you?,"Let's just say we have a destiny to fulfil, you and I.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34902,Why are there people like Frank. Why is there so much trouble in this world.?,"I don't know. I had a dream. in fact. the night I met you. . in the dream the world was dark because there weren't any robins. you know, birds. robins stood for love. and all of a sudden thousands of robins flew down and brought this blinding light of love. and it felt like that love would be the only thing that would make any difference. I guess. until the robins come there is trouble.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34903,It's the ship. The ship's making you think this way.,I know a little bit about human nature and what I've seen only confirms that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34904,"What, you think I did this to myself?","No, I'm just saying cats are known to be very territorial animals, and it is likely it did attack, but it doesn't mean it was possessed. Maybe the two of you should sleep together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34905,I'm the clumsiest person in the world.,It's OK. Don't worry about it. Accidents happen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34906,"No, I'm awake. What's the matter?","Buddy, I am wandering in a wilderness, lost. I just feel awful. Do you mind if I get in bed with you for a little while?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34907,But it's leaded up and anyway a 22's no good for real huntin'. You shoot a man with a 22 and where are you?,The thing to do is stick to rabbits.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34908,That was Al on the phone. He wants me to meet him out at the Fawcett place. Says some detectives from Santa Rosa'll be there in a little while. Will you be all right here?,Yes. I was just taking her in some tea.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34909,"Just use common sense. Your job is preventing sin, and the way to do that is give him your best Cross Action.",Or you can let him knock himself out. You personally'd be sending him to his grave.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34910,Denmark makes great Nautilus equipment.,I'd like to jerk and press those babies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34911,"Yeah, I know where that is, it's right by my house. It's Dr. Satan's tree. I can show ya.","Really, wow, so it's really a real thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34912,"Yeah, thanks a lot.","Back off, just go away you klutz. Alright, here's the story. The items in these cases belong to me. I designed them, built them, and was going to use them in the field myself until you showed up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34913,What about the tape?,"We think it was on Brill. If it was, it's destroyed now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34914,Which one was that?,That big girl that was sitting in front of us with the skinny friend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34915,What do you think?,I am on the board of my son's school. I had a fundraiser for A.L.V. in my front yard. I have a right to know if my husband is a legitimate businessman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34916,400 years in the future and these pea-shooters are the best you can do?!,"Just make a break for the door. He'll get some of us, but that's the breaks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34917,I tell you - this is the only way to travel.,You better put on the lights. I can't see what I'm doing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34918,"Listen, I'm busy. Nobody has access to those files except studio execs. Can you please go away now?","Well if you won't work for me, will you work for the president?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34919,"Good-looking, too. Like Karen.",So when do I meet up with the husband and give him the look?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34920,"You missed Fourth Amendment law. Unlawful seizure, real juicy stuff. Where were you all afternoon?","Pleading with a crazy man, with come all over my face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34921,She got anything good?,"Oh, yeah. Steph's way into Pinots and Syrahs. Hey, Steph? You sure we can open anything? Anything we want?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34922,"Yeah, you gotta go 'YEAH', strength. Poor little man.","Why do you eat that stuff? There's no food in your food. Not too loud, the red line's there for a reason.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34923,Have I ever steered you wrong?,Cuff'em. Let's see what these two love birds say once they're sitting in separate cages.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34924,What would I actually have to do to get you to sign this?,"Oh, an TV a minute and already an attitude.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34925,Does Burgess know about this? About the Minority Report?,"I used to joke with Lamar that we were the mother and father of Precrime. Well, in my experience, parents often see their children as they want them to be, not as they are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34926,What are you talking about?,I told the customer that his contracts had gone to the bank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34927,So you know about Johnny Crunch and myself?,"I'm sorry, that's gotta be a pair of tube socks he has down there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34928,"Because, because, you know, it's a crime.",That's right. It's a crime. It is a crime. It's also very safe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34929,"I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you. Dorothy is really my daughter. You see, it was Spring in Venice, and I was so young. I didn't know what I was doing. We were all like that on my father's side.","By the way, how is your father's side?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34930,"Yeah, what about when Godzilla was coming? You people were screaming your asses off.",Just tell me where I can find this Steven Reign.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34931,"No, what are you talking about.",I went to a temple today and I didn't feel anything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34932,"Like you, I found him not at home!",So this is the favour you find in the Chamberlain's Men.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34933,We don't know nuthin' else.,"I'm sick of niggers, it's a bad neighborhood. I don't like being around them, they're animals.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34934,This building is not secure.,"I have this thing where I have to know a person is being honest with me before, you know, I can feel completely free to be myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34935,Eighty-seven states? Time travel bans? What the hell?,"But if you didn't rebuild the time machine, how did I go back in time in the first place?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34936,As long as he keeps out of the park.,"After this explosion, I think, he'll be able to accept the fact that his mother is going to marry again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34937,"To many offlanders, what you have here would be more valuable than gold-pressed latinum. And I'm afraid it's the reason that someone is trying to take this world away from you.",The artificial lifeform was right?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34938,That's what I thought.,You're sure right. It is a strange world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34939,Got a reason to stay.,That reason wear a blue dress and work in the surgery?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34940,Whaddya wanna talk about?,"Don't screw around with me. You know what I'm talking about. You're taking those SATs. You're taking those SATs or your CD collection is history. You're taking those SATs and you're going to college. You're taking those SATs if I have to strap your ass to a chair, but buddy your taking them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34941,I don't know about that?,You spent a day in Superior. I wasted my entire life there. I feel like someone just took a million pounds off my shoulders.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34942,Is it okay if I drink this?,"It's okay with me, hi Kevin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34943,"Mr. Gittes, you're not making a bit of sense.","Well, look at it this way, Mr. Yelburton. Mulwray didn't want to build a dam and he had a reputation that was hard to get around, so. you decided to ruin it. Then he found out that you were dumping water every night. Then he was drowned.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34944,What're you trying to do? Wake up the whole goddamn hotel?,We were just having a little discussion about morality.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34945,"Yeasts? Thank you, Beth, but I don't think we're gonna open it up and find a loaf of bread.",And we're just talking about three- dimensional creatures. What if it's five or six or seven-dimensional? So dimensional that we couldn't even see it to kill it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34946,"Are you outa your mind? If I come out, I'll lose the title.","Jake, why don't you just try lying down and get some rest.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34947,"I need the money to smooth my way, you understand? Now, have you got that sort of cash here or do we need to meet in the morning?",I will of course do my best to hang onto it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34948,"No, he was talking about girls, I think.",That makes you an expert I guess.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34949,"I'm telling you, you sounded great. You, uh, you may be surprised.","Oh, I'm just glad we have a catering job this week. I'm real low on money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34950,"Hunting's been pretty good on the farm the last few years. It's one of the perks of the job. If you're interested, tomorrow I could show you some of my favorite spots.","You don't have to twist my arm. Say now, that gumbo has quite a kick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34951,"No, miss. Smoking makes him spit and feel ill.",Smoking makes me feel ill? It's these filthy fag ends. I won't mention in this company what's upsetting you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34952,Maybe we oughta find another place.,Are you kidding? Tell me you don't want a slice of that pie right over there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34953,"What's this about, George? I know that look.",There! Go back. Down that side street.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34954,"You wouldn't believe me. I mean, people always say, ""You wouldn't believe me"", but in this case, it's not even worth trying.","I've seen some sickening shit. I don't blink twice anymore, especially in your case.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34955,You're sure about this two person thing?,"Broad daylight, a crowded movie theatre. This is too much fun for one person.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34956,You are perfectly healthy.,"That can't be, I have all the classic symptoms.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34957,No. I work at the Mille Collines.,I used to work at the Diplomat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34958,"Hope not--if he is, he's dead. Let's go to the newspaper office.","Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34959,"Yeah, but that's not-that's no good. I want the whole thing.","Well, I need grass and so do you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34960,"What do you make of it, Margo?","It's not mammalian, that's for sure. I think it's reptilian.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34961,"What did I do? Stole and tole lies. I loved mah neighbor and his wife, but what did I do to deserve this lunatic to come in mah happy home and beat me outa hard earned bread.",We got it locked in the sock.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34962,"I can hear it now, it's gonna be the goddamned 'Phone Book Killer'.",I hate the press cases. Especially the weird press cases. Where you going?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34963,Is there some grave impediment which prevents you from taking your vows? There must be something.,"I have nothing to reproach myself for. All I know is that I've changed. With all my strength, which is not much, I will follow the road that the Lord has shown me. One can also serve outside a convent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34964,I hope we have more success than we did with the cleaning service.,The place is pretty dusty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34965,"Yeah, group bloody therapy time.","So why don't you get up and speak something, then we will see who is crazy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34966,"I mean, okay, fine, but it's a motion Picture.","Thanks, honey, but, next time, bring two, save yourself a trip.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34967,Don't bend back like that.,It's those feathers. They tickle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34968,"What, are you nuts? That's Oprah talking.","Everything felt right for the first time. I need to go back to make sure, then if the feeling is still there. I'm going to speak to Dr. Feldman about sexual reassignment surgery.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34969,"And, with disrespect, Constable, if jails and courts overflow, it is testimony to success, not failure.","But, how many innocents rot here? And, how many victims are buried without reprisal while guilty men roam our streets?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34970,"Oh he forced you, huh?","He's the reformed dealer though who wanted to turn himself in. he's the one that caused Frank to come and Frank's fucking us real good. I just feel so horny. I'm supposed to be here watching you why can't I be here fucking you. Listen. I know his cock's the size of a pin - let me give you the real thing. let me wet my whistle, baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34971,"So whattya say, kid? You in or out?",Once I thought the biggest thing I'll ever do was guard the president.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34972,He will. All his things are still piled on the bed.,"Well, I guess it's safe to put on some lights now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34973,"Always did. I think she favored him a little. You tend to when you have more than one, even though you love 'em all the same.","Ha, she loves telling this story about how when he was two years old, he ran off. They found him in the barn, sleeping between two giant hooves of a Percheron stallion. She said that horse was protecting him and nobody could convince her otherwise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34974,This isn't working out.,"We're a little emotional here. It's Christmas, maybe we're over-reacting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34975,Could you tell us a little about it?,Let's just say that I'm putting sanity back on the national menu.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34976,They're so untidy. I'm just trying to rearrange them.,In an hour there will be no stars. The air is filling with sand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34977,"Houston, I think we may have a problem.","Evelyn, go stir your cauldron or something for a sec.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34978,"No. It's one of J.J.'s occasional beau gestes. Evidently the fellow's funny, so he gave him a plug.",What's your favorite ribbon to go around your favorite chocolates?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34979,Everybody loves Lisa. Everybody loves Lisa. But everybody doesn't have to be her boyfriend.,"Hey, Brad. Are you still a virgin?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34980,What can we do' mate?,Hope he kills all the bugs before the yellow dot gets to the red one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34981,"She told you that? Did she tell you about the $2,000 I'm still paying for the orthodontist? I'll bet she didn't mention that.",She said you were a son of a bitch and she regrets the day she set eyes on you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34982,"Rebecca, you jest the one I wanta see.",I brought these walnuts to trade.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34983,"Not for me. I don't go in the water, remember?",You're not in the water. You're in a gondola.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34984,"If you're the devil, why not make the straps disappear?",That's much to vulgar a display of power Karras.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34985,"Excuse me Harry, I'm sorry, I just wanna let you know that the flowers were delivered. And the room's all set up.","Thanks, listen I wanna apologize for the other day downstairs, about Vada, I was a little harsh.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34986,Here ya are. Keep the change.,"That's right on time. This is my friend, Vito. His pops is Sal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34987,"Told that's what our old man was. Planned on going to sea, me and Bob, 'til I read Jack London. Started trapping when I was ten. Mailed the furs to Sears. Eight bucks for a skunk, three for a muskrat. That was fine money.","Killing wildlife not good enough anymore, so you go on to bigger and better things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34988,No. I'm from Akron.,I just hold it loosely with both hands?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34989,What the hell are you doing? You could've killed me!,I heard you talking. I could tell where you were in the room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34990,"It's a bit like being at the doctor, isn't it? You have to remain perfectly still while I examine and scrutinize you.","Dripping? Do you ever eat dripping in this country? The fat from roasts and such, congealed in jars. Used like butter on bread.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34991,That's right. That's exactly what I mean!,"I love Linda. Myself, I love Linda so much!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34992,Then it's done. I must choose his replacement: it cannot be Rosato.,Of course you must keep control of your family.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34993,"Yes, Tom Ripley's here.","Who? Oh, Tom, hello, how are you? We thought you'd disappeared. We were going to send out a search party.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34994,"No, but would you think, from that one sentence. That I was going to see it?","I'm sorry, Rob, but I'm struggling here. I don't understand any part of this conversation. You're asking me what I would think if you told me that you hadn't seen a film that you've seen. What am I supposed to say?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34995,What was that all about?,You know how that Toby is. Thinks every man he sees is after his Jenny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34996,"I'll go down the line, Kayo, believe me.","Baseball bats - that's just for openers. They'll put the muscle on you, turned-around collar or no turned-around collar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_34997,"No, I'm good, Angelo.",I understand Bobby Beans came to see you today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34998,So were my parents.,Mind if I keep practicing? I need to work on my ground stroke a little.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_34999,"Mr. Chairman, there is an old saying: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.",That has the added virtue of being true.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35000,"It's practically an American ritual, Mr. White! Isn't that so, Jimmy?",I wouldn't know Mr. Kent. Most of the people I went to high school with are still in high school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35001,"He had a woman in my own bed! And how dare you call him ""Dad"" in front of Al. This is your father. This is who was there for you when you needed someone.","Jeanette, you're hurting me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35002,"No. Thanks. She starts to move away, then stops and looks back.","Hey, listen. You're not going soft on me, are you? I mean, you're not gonna start dreaming about me and waking up all sweaty and looking at me like I'm some kinda princess when I burp.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35003,Why should I help that old fuck.,"Yeah, what did Buzz Fazeli ever do for you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35004,"Oh Regan I love your daddy. I'll always love your daddy. Burke just comes around here a lot because he's lonely, don't got nothin' to do.",Well I heard differently.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35005,Of course you did.,"Benjamin, I want to apologize to you if that's the impression you got.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35006,"We got Russian subs creeping around. Shit! Something goes wrong they could say anything happened down here, man. Give our folks medals, know what I mean?","Hippy, just relax. You're making the women nervous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35007,Why does he need money?,He has debts. He has gambling debts. He owes a lot of money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35008,Are you a Fremen?,I am a servant of the His Majesty the Emperor. I have served His Majesty on Arrakis long enough for my eyes to change.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35009,"Yes! Yes, I want her so badly I can taste it. That's the whole point. Look at us. Orphans. Isolated. Obsessed to the exclusion of life, love, family. We're perfect targets. She's done something to us, got us fighting over her somehow.","Hail the all-knowing Bruce Wayne. Here's what I know, she loves me, Not you and it's driving you crazy. It's why you stopped us from kissing. Because if you can't have her, nobody can.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35010,"Tell me, billionaire, would you warm faster to my pleas if I looked more like Ms. January here?","Although the Wayne Foundation is hosting the event, sadly I will be unable to attend. Thank you all. Good day, Doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35011,"Not so soon, my dear, as you may fancy perhaps. Why, man, I have been given over many times these four years, and there was always a candidate or two waiting to apply for the situation. Who knows how long I may keep you waiting.","Sir, let those laugh that win.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35012,"Don't call me doll, Larry. I hate it when you call me doll.",You used to love it when I called you doll.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35013,That's what's on the other side of the hill.,"It's three thousand feet, practically straight down to the floor of the valley. The Valley of the Blue Moon, as we call it. There are over two thousand people in the Valley besides those here in Shangri-La.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35014,"He's getting big. Vada, come here and sit down for a minute.","Vada, something happened to Thomas J last night, he stepped on a beehive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35015,"Hey Sandy, what were you blowing up out there? Your mom was pretty p.o.'d.",All my model planes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35016,"Yes, sir!--I will, sir--Certainly, sir!",He's a colored man in chauffeur's uniform carrying a basket of fruit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35017,This is swell. Where's Michael? I've got things to get straight with him and I can't wait on line.,"You go see your children first, and then you wait to see your brother like everybody else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35018,And if she does not choose to show you some kindness?,Then I will respectfully take leave of her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35019,"Yeah, overpowering. That was the word I was looking for.","Mr. Van Dorn, I've worked on the color scheme for weeks. I think it's just right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35020,I await the word of Vigo.,The season of evil begins with the birth of the new year. Bring me the child that I might live again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35021,"Mr. Kelson, here's the stuff you wanted on pathological narcissism.","What about that psychic, what's his name, Szabo?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35022,"If you think I am behind this, say it.",The name Van Tassel is blackened. You share that name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35023,Is it news to you?,"Son, lots of people tell me I'm a gifted man, but I still can't see around corners.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35024,"Stick her in the front, if you want to pick her up so bad. She's soaked.",She looks like she stinks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35025,Your friends use the pool. Your friends messed it up.,Your friends use the pool too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35026,"Stop Jack, I'm getting all weepy.","I took the road less traveled, Adelle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35027,"No, I just got in -- a couple hours ago. Come on in. Are we having a pajama party?","Peter, the bathtub tried to eat Oscar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35028,"I'll tell you what, kiddo--why don't I fix us some French toast?","Wow! French toast, really?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35029,Well you started it.,I just said I didn't feel like raping you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35030,"It's no big deal, whatever I mean, if you want.","See, the thing is, I heard a rumor that this guy I like was gonna ask me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35031,What do you want?,I'm setting up a concern that would enable those of us in our rarefied profession to consolidate our efforts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35032,"A dollar sixty-nine, plus tax.","At Food City it's ninety-nine cents, plus tax.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35033,"Oh, sure. I can just feature you standin' outside your little hutch, holdin' a carrot cake waitin' for hubby to come home.","Oh, please don't make fun of me, Mr, Valiant. You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35034,"Good, then let's go!",She has the face of an angel. What a pity you can't see her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35035,"Why, of course. Yes.","Well, it looks to me as if we're traveling west.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35036,I am the future. I am all colors. All races. All creeds. I am the melting pot. I am the tossed salad. I am post racial.,Post-toasted's more like it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35037,Dr. Grant! Dr. Grant!,Are you okay? Can you move? Tim! Are you okay?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35038,"I see. Yes, of course.",So how can we tell if she is made of wood?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35039,"Oh, baby, what's going on?",I don't know. I'm lost. I'm scared. I feel like I'm disappearing. I'm getting old and nothing makes any sense to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35040,You should be more careful.,"It's very nice of you to help me. That package is kind of heavy, and it's so hot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35041,"She's rabid, but cute.","See, we're very busy. A TV network that wishes to remain nameless has expressed an interest in our show.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35042,What about Mr. Sheldrake?,I'm going to send him a fruit cake every Christmas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35043,We're the guys who clean up after the parade.,I'm gonna stick this right in your eye.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35044,"They may be scum, but if I get the Da Vinci model back, then we'll be roasting weenies on the beach.",I don't think you'll appreciate their choice of weenie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35045,That's crazy. I'll get you some applications.,"Oh no no no no no. See, my family, we don't go to college. We just go right into sheep herding.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35046,"Or maybe you just think you do. Just another small town. One guy chasing you. You go big town. Just gonna have four guys after you instead. Kiss kissy kiss. It gets down to one thing -- are you a human being or are you one of those hungry ghosts out there never satisfied with nothing? Cause you gotta remember you can run just as far as you can, but wherever you go, that's where you gonna be.",I think I've heard that before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35047,I don't know. Maybe Jerry Jeff sent the heat after us.,"A Texas Bear in Arkansas. Something's up and at this point in my life, I don't want to know what it is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35048,"Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.","Good, I hate long waits.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35049,How do you know her hair's black?,Hair on her hand. Plus Jen- nifer had raven black hair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35050,"You're absolutely right. Yes, you're right. Hiring Nedry was a mistake, that's obvious. We're over- dependent on automation, I can see that now. But that's all correctable for the next time around.","John, John. John, you're still building onto that Flea Circus, that illusion. And now you're adding onto it by what you're doing here. That's the illusion.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35051,Bagged cat. What a mess.,You going to bury him in the Pet Sematary?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35052,"I mean your pictorial. It bothers me, profoundly.","Aw Julie, it's my job. It's like being a doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35053,Wasn't she the Judge at my divorce hearing?,"Yes. Short notice you know, but I think there's nice closure to it. Hello Judge Muson. A pleasure as always.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35054,"You gave us names? What are you, the ""face"" of the Fantastic Four now?",It's about to be a broken face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35055,Not a specific day. What's this about?,"Megan, do you ever remember me getting sick?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35056,You still haven't answered my question.,"You know how I feel, Tom. I just want to think it over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35057,Anybody could know that song.,"Look at me. Look at me, mother darling. Look into my eyes. What color eyes did Barbara have?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35058,Then we're stupid and we'll die.,Not if everybody is doing their job here at home. How are things at home?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35059,I left my phone number in your undies. Try not to lose it in traffic.,"Sorry, Kitty! I'll be right back after I choke my monkey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35060,A book on the warehouse murders?,A book on some of the most infamous murderers in America. I want to go to where they lived and where they killed and I want you to photograph it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35061,"Ah, my fool is dead. He was careless, always. Still, I'll pull out your tongue for that. Don't you understand? I've killed you a dozen times. Your life is not a blink of my eye, not a single breath. I have lived in the shadows, in the pulsing filth behind men's eyes. A thousand years, and more. I have conversed with the worms that fed on my corpse and I have bathed in the blood of emperors.",Have you ever thrown up in the front row of a Richard Marx concert?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35062,"Pass them potatoes, Lincoln.",Y'all let me know if these steaks are too dry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35063,"Tell the truth, I was going to take a much needed leak.",Now that'd be a misdemeanor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35064,"Please don't. Not tonight. I'm not up for it. They always stay till mornin'. I'm just give out, Doyle.",You don't have to do anything but pour some potato chips in a bowl and bring beers out when we get low.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35065,"Didn't kill anything, did I?","A few rabbits, but I think one of them was already dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35066,"No, maybe not though. That, that's what I'm trying to say.",Maybe not? You think that I'm with somebody else and now it's maybe not?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35067,En ingles Enrique. This is the United States. We speak English.,"Is very beautiful, your car.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35068,What about the body you found?,"Oh, yeah, you know about that? Hmmm, that's a strange one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35069,She won't? Why not?,I don't know. I guess it's cause my sister Nicki had a baby when she was like 15. She was really young so my mom is like very protective over me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35070,"That's very nice of Ted, but I'll call him tomorrow and tell him not to bother waiting.",I didn't want to talk about this in front of Scott because he gets upset. But you don't believe in God anymore?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35071,Oh. Did you say something?,"I asked you what you think of Rosebud, now that she's been here a while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35072,I'm trying to make him a man but you keep babying him.,You're going to find yourself on the floor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35073,Like a big sister.,She knows every neat junk food place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35074,I said a clean break.,"Hey boss, it's not a science.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35075,"It'll have to be sex, then.",Hello. It doesn't seem so long ago that I looked at you from here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35076,What do you mean?,"I don't, no matter what my sisters say, ok?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35077,Umm. We can stay in the car for an hour if you want. But I really have to go then. It's your time.,"Right, I'll get your door. I tend to fade in and out lately.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35078,"Oh, that's too bad.","Yeah, well, then it got me writing, so that was a good thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35079,Who'd you call on the phone back at the booking station?,Just get in the car and keep your mouth shut.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35080,"It's a potent aphrodisiac, isn't it? Power over another man.",Your wig. Remove your wig.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35081,Just kidding. About 10cc.,Oh! That's where that group got its name from.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35082,"Any universe that exists or ever existed. You may be the pro, Joe. But I know who you are. And you're all fucked up.","I don't like your tone, and I don't like your references.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35083,What the fuck you doing?,"Ain't nobody here but you and me, chicken wing. I'd say this is as good a time as any to settle up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35084,Even if they're not clever.,Even if you've heard them a million times in every stupid pop song ever written.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35085,Trust me; do as I ask.,"It would be the beginning of the end for my family. How can I keep all my other territories in like if I let two wise-guys stand up and demand this and that, and then give it to them?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35086,I'm gonna stick this right in your eye.,"I was at this comedy club last week and this comedian says ""If you're over thirty and your job requires you to wear a name tag, you screwed up your life."" And I'm laughing and then I realize I wear a nametag.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35087,For what? Because I'm a dangerous man. Because I know too much about the truth.,You mean that apocalyptic trash you write? I knew your name was familiar. I just didn't know why.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35088,Its like. But it gets boring. It's boring.,It's really slow. It's slow boring.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35089,"I'll get a job tomorrow, I promise. If I don't, you can totally tell me to fuck off.","Pumpkin, are you in there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35090,"Do you know what I see? I see man making his own clouds. I see man coloring his own sky, and like this garden it is a site that makes my heart sing.","This is our world, Susan, and once you realize that, you will understand that the only place our path can end is on the throne of heaven. Science is the quest for divine perfection.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35091,I bet there are lots and lots of mirrors on Planet Ted.,"See? You're impertinent, rude, sarcastic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35092,What if I reached a point where you didn't think I was crazy anymore? If I was normal.,If you were eating Kentucky Fried Chicken and drinking Coca-Cola again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35093,"I don't know, it was okay, I guess.",Terrible thing. So will we get to meet this dark horse prom contender?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35094,How about Cinderella - or a real hot love story?,No mushy stuff. I'm running this troupe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35095,Are you insinuating that this is not an honest report?,I am only insinuating that you are nervous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35096,That's terrific. Don't be afraid to be demonstrative. You're sounding a lot more confident than when we last spoke.,I am. I'm really feeling pretty good. I have a much stronger sense of how far I've come.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35097,What do you mean -- haywire? You start out after murderers and come back with three-for-a-dime bootleggers. You start to solve murder mysteries and break up crap games. You're grand! I'm for you! Stupendous!,"Say, you're always razzing everything I do, but this is one time I'm in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35098,Says she can get me in to see this killer.,"Now that you're on TV, you're a magnet for all the wackos out there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35099,Did they say what our chances would be if they did invade?,"They said one of two things could happen. One, they fight and are defeated and leave to return again with full forces hundreds or even thousands of years later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35100,What do I do meanwhile? -- wait for that clown to fall through the skylight on me?,And I don't think that was Tom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35101,Good. A bomb. On a blind tip from Bruce Wayne -- We do have laws.,"Then for God's sake, Harvey, cancel the anniversary celebration.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35102,"We haven't. I wanted to talk that over with you, too.","Oh, OK, well, better to choose the table cloths first anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35103,What the fuck did you do that for?,"Two reasons: one, I hate when the people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35104,Your eyes are puffy. Did you take Valium again?,You smell like formaldehyde.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35105,I told you she was innocent.,"Hey, there was a lot of blood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35106,Good. I'm faithful to them.,"See, I got you, you are so scared. I don't believe that you kissed no girls. That you got three girls and that you faithful and this and that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35107,"You were right the first time. Is this like, solitary? The cooler? Where's the furniture?",Our lives are simple. We have little need for material possessions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35108,"Mr. Hagen, would you kindly identify to this committee that gentleman sitting on your right hand?","Yes, sir. His name is Vincenzo Pentangeli.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35109,"I'm not going alone. I'll take Gregoire with me. He's a good Hutu, and he wants to impress me now.",Gregoire it is good to see you back to work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35110,How the hell did you do that?,"Well, we're veering into classified info here, but I'll tell you that it involved a donor. He was dead of course, so it's not like anything unethical was happening.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35111,"That's not what you said last night. And, I didn't bring that ""prick"" Josh.","Alright, go help Chris shovel up the last of the crap.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35112,Maybe it'll be at the end of the data when the message recycles.,"Well. That would seem to decide it. Like it or not, for the moment, anyway, it looks like we're all in this together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35113,I guess. It's just hard to believe.,You look kind of cold.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35114,"I tried to shut you up and help you to your feet but you kept swinging at me -- not like you wanted to hit me, but more just waving me away. Security came and when you saw them you stopped yelling. They wanted to carry you out and dump you on the street, but I talked them into letting me walk you out.",That's impressive. How did you do that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35115,"Oh, ""city girl"". Don't you ever long for companionship with her such a long way away in New Jersey?",We see each other every couple of months.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35116,This is why you don't show work in progress.,"Norther, do you ever regret not making it to Paris?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35117,Harry is the kind of guy you would love to take out in the woods and leave under a rock.,Where does her get the power to summon all his old raffish friends? They all smell of moth balls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35118,"I'm sorry, Captain - your message is breaking up.","Bless you, Sulu. Where's the peace conference? They're going to attempt another assassination.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35119,All right--but what is there to face? It's finished.,You ran away because you were afraid. I don't want it to end like that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35120,Hey! I was watching that!,I thought we had a deal about you watching CNBC in bed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35121,Okay. I've been hogging it. You're right. _ 76.,Let's go right now. Let's go to the zoo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35122,But then you don't get to watch the ball games. You told me you were a Mets fan.,"I listen on the radio. I can see the games just fine that way. The world is in your head, remember?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35123,"Yeah, well, the first part's okay. Better than the usual soaps you bring me.","Now that is cold, Lenny. I always bring you choice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35124,I'll drive her to the hospital.,We will take her. You all stay here and watch Dad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35125,"Awright. How's our girl doin', anyway?",Standing right here in my office.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35126,I'm sorry. That is not my business.,It just happened. It was just this thing that happened along with everything else. Can you understand that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35127,How's my pregnant chick!,You can hardly get your arms around me. How depressing. You're so early.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35128,What do you do in the joint besides pimp?,That's about the only thing I don't do - that I'm built for. I inspect the girls and take care of some of the kids in the hospital. Sometimes I tend bar and act as bouncer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35129,What's the matter? You look crazy.,"I got a lot on my mind, Aunt Rita.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35130,Your ability to fantasize is only exceeded by your ability to lie.,"Oh, untrue, Jeffster. I think, uh, two weeks ago we attended a concert where I had fucked two girls.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35131,"If you look at Hunt's operational history, he invariably favors misdirection and deception. For a start he won't go into Biocyte from the ground where he has to risk confrontation with security.",Not going in from the ground. Show me the atrium.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35132,No way that cocksucker's driving you.,"Maybe if you didn't go Rambo every time I did a lapdance, you'd still be doing it yourself. Meantime, I gotta feed my little girl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35133,This is our Colorado Lounge.,"Oh, it's beautiful. My God, this place is fantastic, isn't it hon?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35134,"You couldn't even get a hand job from bridge and tunnel posse, how you gonna get a gun?",That's cause you decided to get all tired all of a sudden.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35135,"Well, I don't mean to get up on my high horse, but why shouldn't we look at ourselves up there? Who cares about the Fifth Earl of Bastrop and Lady Higginbottom and - and - and who killed Nigel Grinch-Gibbons?",I can feel my butt getting sore already.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35136,"Come on, Frank. There's blood spilling in the streets.","These are hard times, Tom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35137,Quit while you're ahead.,Thanks for taking Johnnycab.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35138,"Mitch likes it very much. He comes up every weekend, you know, even though he has his own apartment in the city. He says San Francisco is just an ant hill at the foot of a bridge.",I guess it does get a little hectic at times.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35139,"You know honey, I've finally figured out a way of bilking enough money from the school to get us that condo in Waikiki.",How baby-cakes? You've done it all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35140,I heard you the first time. We had nothing to go on with this kid. Just a runaway. Do you really think he's in danger?,"If he has anything to say about it, yeah. I've been asking a lot of questions and I don't like the answers I'm getting. He's made a lot of people nervous, including some poor faggot who thought he was going to be a movie star.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35141,"Oh I see. You got your individual slices of hope, dignity, confidence, self-love, justice, and harmony.","You open 'em up and there's the sayings, stories, little bites of insight. It's the P.P.P. Six Day Week.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35142,"That's why we're here, Sheriff Cable. Where's the body?",Out back in our morgue.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35143,"Buff is funny, okay? She likes Buff, so why don't you whip shut the feminist hole.","Hey, why don't you swallow your cock and choke on it? Oh, I forgot, it's not big enough.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35144,Thought you'd never ask. Biscuit needs some gravy.,I'm talking about a haircut.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35145,Brian told you that?,Or maybe you just wanted to wear the headdress.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35146,"Yeah, uh, what's the movie?",It's in your copy of Hemispheres. I believe it's Mickey Blue Eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35147,"I'm afraid the decanter will have to stay where it is. I engaged you, Miss Connell, to take care of my wife, not my brother.",You don't seem very disturbed by it. I've always thought Voodoo was something to be scared of: the drums sounded in the hills and everybody was frightened.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35148,"I wouldn't accept it. Also, I'd report the person who gave it to me to the police.","You have a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection, plus the killing jar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35149,"Yeah, but how are they making the salmon? Poached with a yogurt-dill sauce? Teriyaki? Curry?",I don't know. Salmon. Don't you always have white wine with fish?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35150,It's not that easy.,"Don't tell me, down deep he's really not a bad person and you don't want to see him get hurt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35151,Yeah. Sure Go ahead. Hypnotize me.,OK. Stay there. I'll be right back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35152,You don't even know what that word means.,It's not contaminated. It's just tap water. Pour it in his bowl.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35153,"Tavis, thank you for having me.","Before we begin, I want to thank you for coming on my show for your first television interview. You could have chosen Mike Wallace, Barbara Walters, Jane Pauley, whatnot but you're here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35154,What have you come up with on the riddle?,"""Wee Willie Winkie runs though the street."" We think he might be making a reference to himself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35155,If I thought it would help I'd put up a sign telling them not to. Right under the one about the employees washing their hands.,"This here's Carolyn. Honey, this is my son, Delmore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35156,Sorry. I'm better with men.,Maybe we should try a different kind of dancing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35157,You hear me talkin' to you. The only time you come up here when something is wrong.,"C'mon, Mommy, don't start with that I'm an ungrateful son stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35158,"It's gonna rain again. Every time I wash the car, it rains.","That never changes. You know, when you and Grandma are gone, the family's gone. I never see the cousins anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35159,"Shit! A Nursemaid! My first detail, and I'm a fuckin' slug! I got a 'choice' at all.","Do it, or look for another profession. That's a choice I guess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35160,I'm just happy that George has found someone he cares for.,"Yes. Of course. But, I'm talking about that ring. It's something else. Let me tell you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35161,And what is the percentage of the Tattaglia family?,My compliments. I'll take care of them from my share.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35162,"Jabez -- seems like I've been hearing talk around. Reverend Harper thinks more Cross Corners folk oughter be in church, Sabbath morning.","Belle, give the Sheriff a cup of rum.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35163,My turn. What's your favorite song?,"Soft and Wet, by the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35164,"We're gonna be the winning side. It's like Rothstein said about that guy in Austria. We're gonna use Maranzano and Masseria. Let 'em knock each other bloody. And then, when everybody's screamin' for peace, we step in to make it. What they're fight in' over, everybody will beg us to take.",I thought we just wanted to be left alone to run our business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35165,"We're here to say, your government was right.",So let's get busy. Have some fun and make some deals.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35166,"Last night? What are you talking about, Ray?",I'm talking about old Satchmo nearly blew the roof off the joint.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35167,I'm worn out but won't you feel like you are taking in a stranger?,"Stranger my foot, it was my grandmother who helped you into this world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35168,Probably left it in your room.,"I'm sorry, I think I'm checked in here, but I've misplaced my key.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35169,"If I were to spare a few policemen, where would I station them?","The front gate would be best, General.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35170,"Do I make you horny? Randy, you know. To you, am I eros manifest?",I hope this is part of the unfreezing process.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35171,You don't wanna hurt your back.,"Anyway, I gotta get to this meeting. Tell your Mom I'm gonna be late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35172,Isn't this technically a scooter?,When I'm on my bike I feel like a wild person. Better than any sex I've ever had.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35173,'Mood slime.' We ought to bottle this stuff and sell it.,We've found it at every event site we've been to lately.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35174,Saint Thomas Aquinas. He wrote about the seven deadly sins.,You're sure you're reading that right? John Doe?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35175,You're a regular Sherlock Holmes. Now what do you want?,"When you were in the bathroom, did you notice anything that was yellow and unusually smelly?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35176,"Yeah man, but where's Judge?","You know I think Brother Judge needs our support right now, not our suspicion This is beautiful man. Folks around here never read the truth like this before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35177,I'm not convinced you should be happy.,I'm sorry. Have I offended you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35178,You're right about that. So this is your record collection?,Oh God no. This is just junk I have for sale or trade. The record room is off-limits.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35179,Why you say that? Just because I help a lady with her package?,You don't have that dead look in your eyes like the only thing you live for is to get through the day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35180,"Don't say PLEASE, Fuckhead. WHAT ARE THESE?",Those are my breasts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35181,"You hear that, bitch? Be quiet!","Here, put this in his mouth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35182,"The sacrifices I've made because of that man. He's ruined me with his ego, his philandering, his-- his-his-his-his mediocrity!","Okay, stop being so dramatic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35183,One day before we know it it'll be an old house and we'll be old in it -- and I'll still be paying for it.,Neil's still having a bad time at school. I feel terrible seeing him so upset all the time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35184,"Now, Mrs. Banderas. What is your relationship to Mrs. Rexroth.",We don't have much of a relationship anymore. I haven't seen her since before she married Rex. We had some very nice times prior to that. We were quite close.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35185,"She's got all this new furniture now. She said it didn't fit anymore, so I kept it in the attic. I thought you might like it.","I made that table for you and Annette, for your wedding. I put a lot of love into it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35186,"Hey, you'd be surprised what you find in other people's pockets. Just gotta avoid them deadbeat bank tellers. Get you every time.",I didn't start out to be a bank teller. I was gonna be a ballplayer. Even had an offer to play short for the Newark Eagles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35187,"Let me see what you get, but don't jump--The New York Times thinks it's crazy Cubans.","OK, get on this W.House guy and do a better job then you did on McCord.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35188,"As well as can be expected, I guess. Give me the bad news.","Dick has run away. They have taken Dr. Meridian. And I'm afraid they found the cave, sir. It's been destroyed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35189,"Maybe not. But you're not telling me everything, are you?","Whenever I get near the water, I see this young boy drowning. He tries to pull me down with him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35190,"No, he lost the house after the stock market crash.",But he could still be haunting the house. He's angry that he had to leave.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35191,Cause the Russian production company would be easier to find.,It's the Irish tape we want.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35192,"Blue eyes, yes, sir.",Do you wear eye glasses or contact lenses?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35193,"Future Man would never go to jail for you, I'll tell you that.","His name's not Future Man, Dignan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35194,We sure do. I don't mean it as a knock either. Go ahead. I'll just say what I think and you can disregard it if you want.,It just might not work for me because of our different approaches.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35195,What. What's the matter?,"Anthony, we're on the run from the law here. Did you tell these people your real name?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35196,Holy Cow! What the heck are these?!,Your roller-skates! I redesigned them! I think this new design will work even better!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35197,You ought to get rid of those dogs.,They get hair all over the place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35198,What are you talking about? Ten's standard.,"Yeah Well, Sobo's kid needs braces.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35199,"Really, this isn't funny.","OK, OK, I'll give it back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35200,"I'll do what I have to do, for Princess Lili's sake!","Bravely spoke. You've the heart of a champion, true enough.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35201,Maybe black means you're happy?,"I don't think so. Shelly, how can I get thirty five dollars?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35202,"So, Ruth. How's Sam?",Sam is Sam. He's taking up fly fishing. He's in a yert in Montana.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35203,"When you get up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear?","Now, let me get this straight. This affair that you're not having, is it not with a man or not with a woman?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35204,"Okay -- Likes: Thai food, feminist prose, and ""angry, stinky girl music of the indie-rock persuasion"".",So what does that give me? I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35205,What do you mean?,"I mean, at this point, what would it hurt if you told us a little about yourself?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35206,"Well, until now. Tend the pin.",The only reason I mentioned her at all is to say that I'm not going to talk about her anymore. I thought you'd appreciate that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35207,Junior spends time with his child.,Oh here we go with that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35208,"Made the front page. They'll move now, the fuckers.","Request permission to take the hood off, Tommy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35209,Too late. All the elements are in place. Delay the opening and we lose the theater.,"I've had three straight washouts, Sidney.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35210,"Oh, like Jekyll and Hyde! Ah, I've always wanted to play Jekyll and Hyde! I'm looking forward to this production.","Ehh, your part's a little different. You're like the God that looks down on all the characters, and oversees everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35211,"No, think of something else.","Sean, this is ridiculous. You're acting very immature.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35212,Do you think you are a real master?,"Like most things, I am nothing. It's the same for this sword. All of it is simply a state of mind.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35213,So what's the difference?,"The only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. See, you can't do anything to make her want to come back. You can only do things to make her not want to come back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35214,I met them before you were born.,"And I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Gekko, and his lawyer, Mr. Salt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35215,"Why Dr. Weir, I think you're in love.","Hmmm. Claire used to tell me I loved the Event Horizon more than I loved her. I told her that wasn't true, I just knew the Event Horizon better, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35216,"It's nothing. My men take great delight in routing the enemy. Don't trouble yourself, beauty.",It sounded like it came from the courtyard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35217,"Hey, you still here?","We're looking for Buzz Fazeli, seen him?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35218,"Dating, seriously dating. You're thirsty, want something to drink? Sure you do, it's been a long trip.","Sounds like you have a fear of commitment, Uncle Phil.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35219,"Yes, sir. I'm Gideon. The music relaxes the prisoners.","I don't ever see any of you precops down here, I'm not in trouble am I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35220,"That is -- if you don't mind changing the lesson, Ma.","Land sakes, I don't mind. I never did hold much with Job, even if he is Scripture. He took on too much to suit me. I don't want to malign the man, but he always sounded to me as if he came from Massachusetts. Yes, Mary, you go ahead and read.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35221,You've made a wise choice. Keep up the good work.,Maybe you should take that coffee outside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35222,I know. Stop it.,"Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35223,"I'm sick of this argument. I just have one more thing to say: If you elect a President, you support him, no matter what he does. That's the only way you can have a country!",It's the planet that's in ghastly trouble now and all our brothers and sisters thereon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35224,A locksmith too? Why d'you ever bother with writing?,"I'm making history Chris, nothings going to stop me. There could be a knighthood for us in this, once President Havel hears.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35225,"What is it, George? Because I have to get home. I've got a parole officer waiting for me.",I need you to go to Miami.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35226,"Please, Cotton, don't do this.",I get my revenge and make some fast cash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35227,"Who's going to slow me down? You, you fat pig.","Alright, get in the car before I have to embarrass you in front of your friend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35228,"You get yourself a regular job, as Satan's disciple.","Doing what? SIR WILFRED Tipping the scales. Ruining that delicate balance between good and evil. I think that our Mr. Lincoln has found a very effective way of doing it. There's a voodoo belief that by making a wax effigy of an evil being, containing a belonging of his he possessed in earthly form, and feeding him the soul of a believing victim, you can bring him back to life!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35229,"You expected whips, chains, Merk being cattle-prodded by some dominatrix in a leather hood?",At least it's not another 4-H meeting or a Big Brother barbecue.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35230,I'll tell him when he comes in.,"Rick, I'll put my cards on the table. I think you know where those letters are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35231,You'll get used to it. I'm more worried about your tactical mistakes.,You are such a wet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35232,"Why, my dear Mrs. Mothershead, how good of you to join us. Mr. Merrick, will you please introduce yourself?","Hello, my name is John Merrick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35233,"Oh, good evening, Doctor. Rose is a lot better, I just gave her her supper. She's almost all well now.","Let me be the judge of that, Madam.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35234,What are you going to do?,"I've got hunch. I'm going down to look at Wynant's shop, I want to find out why it's closed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35235,"All right, no more picking on Dim, brother. That's part of the new way.","New way? What's this about a new way? There's been some very large talk behind my sleeping back, and no error. Let me hear more.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35236,I don't know. I just didn't wanna win like this.,You stop right there. You are a good person. Good things happen to good people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35237,I would prefer some peanut butter.,"How would you like that, sir? On some kind of toast?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35238,"Maybe when she's eighty, she'll stop straightening her garter belt when there's a guy around.",I should get a garter belt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35239,"That sounds so great, man. Yes. Yes. Hey, what would you do in the afternoon?","Same, more of the same. Yep, just keep doing the same thing all the time, around and around the clock. With an occasional burger or slice of thrown in for our vitamins and energy. Then, instead of watching Gilligan, we'd watch Captain Kirk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35240,"So, what happened to Ms. Caperelli's checking with outside counsel first, all that crap?","That's happening. And, hopefully we won't have to use the alternate, but we should have it in the can.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35241,Deathly afraid of it. Her people were poor tenant farmers and she doesn't know anything about doctors or medicine or hospitals.,A tenant farm? Are you trying to tell me that girl is a product of the hookworm and pellagra belt?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35242,Not really. No. Kinda. He got busted?,His parents took his car. They're making him ride a bicycle the rest of the summer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35243,Me? No. Only things that need calming in my dreams are the Rockettes.,My opinion. This letter writer is a total wacko.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35244,"Fuck, yeah! I told you so. And you can tell'em all I told you so.","You realize the things you're saying, Willie, are going to be attacked by a lot of different people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35245,What did he say? What did he say?,"That you were jealous, and he was worried about what you might do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35246,How was it contracted?,"That I don't know. But if it's through simple contact of blood to blood, and if it doesn't respond to conventional treatments, it could be a serious health threat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35247,What you want there? Somebody invite you in?,That's Baby's kin. I don't need no invite to look after her people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35248,Just like that?! You just knew?,Of course just like that. That's how you always know when it's right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35249,"Yeah, those guys too.",Let me tell you guys a story. In one of daddy's clubs there was this black cocktail waitress named Elois.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35250,"Kinda makes you wonder why more people don't put a bullet through their fuckin' skulls, doesn't it.",Looks like they just airbrushed the dick out of his mouth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35251,I don't know Tommy.,"Hey, can we go to McDonald's?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35252,"It's okay, it's okay.","Well, that's all that wrestling is. Except usually there's more grunting and squirming before the pin. Well, it's your first time. And you're out of your weight class.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35253,I don't think about it.,"Forgive me, I've called you out and you should have been resting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35254,He wants to take Mr. San Pedro Sula and me bass fishing.,We are in the same businesses and also we are fishermen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35255,So that's what love is?,Multiply it by infinity and take it to the death of forever and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I am talking about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35256,"As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done. And no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. Out of curiosity, why do you ask?","No reason. It's only, I just happened to look behind us, and something is there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35257,"Mr. Deeds, you haven't yet touched upon a most important thing. This rather fantastic idea of yours to want to give away your entire fortune. It is, to say the least, most uncommon.","Oh yes, I was getting to that, Your Honor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35258,"I didn't know, there were two islands.","Still, you have survived the dinosaurs before. You saved those kids.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35259,He's so modest. Probably embarrassed by all the attention.,"Well, that's too bad, this is his day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35260,"Grow up, Johnny. You want to run around on fire for the rest of your life?","Is that a trick question? C'mon, I can't be the only one who thinks this is cool.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35261,I haven't won my wings yet. That's why I'm an angel Second Class.,I don't know whether I like it very much being seen around with an angel without any wings.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35262,"Look, I want a ride to Paris. That's all I want. I swear.",You swear? That's great. I feel so much better now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35263,You ever lose somebody Stephanie?,"Mr. Parker, I'm supposed to give you your fish sticks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35264,"And what happened then, Mrs. Rand?",I hated myself. I kept saying to myself over and over again that these people had no power; they had no strange drugs; that there is no such thing as a Zombie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35265,"Yes, rubbing your ears is very soothing. Cory does that to me when I hyperventilate.",We do it to our dog.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35266,Go on! Get out!,"Mom, look, don't say anything. First of all, I'm not pregnant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35267,I apologize for the inconvenience.,Honest mistake. Just give me the money back and all will be forgiven.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35268,The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.,"Clarence, you do a good job with George Bailey, and you'll get your wings.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35269,"My brother has an answer to PMS. A-S-S: Abundant Sperm Syndrome. A man gets sperm build-up, and if his woman isn't givin' it to 'em, he's gotta get it elsewhere.","Yeah and when your woman says you're an ass, say yes, I have Abundant Sperm Syndrome.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35270,"I'm still here, aren't I? See this?",All this nothing? It doesn't get to Jake like it gets to me. He says he don't mind being nothing but a big fish in a small pond. More like a little fish in a dried up watering hole.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35271,--or one huge attack of group hysteria.,"Either way, maybe there's a book in it, and they both make a ton of money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35272,"Emerald City? Why, that's a long and dangerous journey. And it might rain on the way.",But you've just been saying how much you want a heart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35273,"Well, how about this?","Well, I, I really like that. I think that's a pretty color on you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35274,That was a terrible thing.,I don't even know why hang-gliding is considered a legitimate sport.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35275,"I'm sure that will please the Maharajah, Captain.","As I said before, we'd be happy to escort you to Delhi.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35276,"She wants me to stay for dinner, I don't know what to say to her.","Okay, I saw this in a movie once. Open the dining room window and follow my lead. Say what I say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35277,How'd you get past the guards?,"Well, to tell you the truth, I lied a little.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35278,What have you been before today?,"It was just that, maybe the way the sun struck the ocean, the sound of the waves. It was simple, whatever it was. Then I started thinking about the last time I felt this good. It's been a long time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35279,"You came through, Nicky.","I came through for you, Mom and the butterflies, Dad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35280,We're interested in where you were from the time you left the auditorium until you got there.,I was at the beach.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35281,How much you pay me for my help?,I think it's more complicated than that little man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35282,"Little miss, you're stopping me in my work.",But I want to talk to you. Mommy says for you to come up to the old house with me. I've got to take back this ring.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35283,I gotta sit down.,"Exactly. That is correct. Sybok's mother was a Vulcan princess. Upon her death, Sybok and I were raised as brothers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35284,"As with our own lives, the only people he can't cast are his family. Otherwise he has final approval, able to elevate an extra into a lead role as was the case with his only real friend, Marlon, or alternatively relegate a star to a bit player.","Istanbul, Turkey, you're on with master videographer, Christof.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35285,"Calm down, Tracy. Just calm down.",Are you sure all her signatures are real? It's not easy to get all those signatures.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35286,So? It's going to break Sugar's heart when she finds out I'm not a millionaire. That's life. You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg.,What are you giving me with the omelette?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35287,It'd be an adventure.,I thought we were going to try for a baby. Isn't that enough of an adventure?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35288,"Mom, this is a farm. We've got real strawberries growing outside, we've got real cream.","Oh no, the prodigal son's home. We bring out the store bought.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35289,"No, I'm sorry, I can't do it. We- we've blown it already. I-you know, uh, I-I can't go in in the middle.",In the middle? We'll only miss the titles. They're in Swedish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35290,"You did great, except there's just one little thing--I can't work with this paper. It's Corrasable Bond, it smudges. Maybe you could go back into town and bring me some white, long-grained mimeo.",But mine cost the most so I don't see how it could smudge.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35291,Nuthin' I can't handle.,"The truth is never let them seeya sweat. You do that, that's half the battle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35292,Folks ain't talkin' about much else. They say they got posses out. Talkin' about a lynchin'--when they catch the fella.,They killed Casy first.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35293,I won't be able to.,You're telling me you want out? Already? You're telling me you don't want the money? Hugo is going off. He smells. The flat smells. We can't wait any longer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35294,In the sub. Resetting the timer. Why?,The sphere looks different.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35295,That's the understatement of the year.,"Aunt May, you're trespassing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35296,"Believe it or not, I actually tricked a girl into falling in love with me. I'm not quite sure how I did it. I'd hate to have to do it again. But I did it. Wanna say hi to my better half?","Hi, Dick. I'm Alabama Worley.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35297,"Okay, I'll help you. Should we make some dip or something?",He is the Destructor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35298,"He was cute, huh? Of course whenever I meet a guy, I'm wearing no make-up.",Rule one: always wear make-up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35299,High time you got back.,I met some very interesting women at the showers. We got to chatting about this and that. You know how time files.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35300,"This is what my entire life has been directed at, this moment, this threshold.","Okay, arms up, lean forward.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35301,Huh huh huh. That was cool.,"Yeah, heh heh. Let's just wheel this thing back to the house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35302,"Yeah, you cock-smoking clerk.",How many times I gotta tell you not to deal outside the store.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35303,We ain't got a constichency! Stokes got a constichency!,Them straw polls is ugly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35304,Really? What did White say?,He said you were smart. He also said you were competing with your dead father. How did he put it? Trying to measure up to a ghost.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35305,"Aye sir, coding now.","Dr. Marcus, it's your planet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35306,You at least bring the gun?,In here with my suntan lotion and beach towel. That's her place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35307,Sure he'll listen. Why wouldn't he?,Because last time I saw him I punched him in the face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35308,Really?! Well good for you.,"I just made this picture, over at Screen Classics. It opens next week.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35309,Now that makes sense. We'll hang out for a couple of days. Get a little R&R. Make sure Future Man's OK and then get back on the road.,As long as he gets out OK.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35310,All I did was invite them for a drink.,You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35311,No thank you. I'm off sex.,My partner uses these every time we have intercourse. They make his balls smell like pie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35312,Yeah. Tell me why you're wearing that stupid bunny suit.,Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35313,That's not good enough. I want to make plans to see you.,Let me get a pen out of my car. Do you have something to write on?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35314,"You got to relax, Henry. Since the deluge started, you been working in the OR and running the outfit, too.",Best thing you could do for all of us is grab some sack time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35315,But why did I do it? What was this all for? So John Merrick could live out his last days in peace and comfort? Or so I could become famous?,"Frederick, just what is it that you are saying?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35316,"Yes they do, they do, but I'll make my dreams come true, you see? I will.",This sounds Sad as a Weeping Willow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35317,"She was very groovy. She was so in love with your Dad. If there was one other cat in this world that could have loved your Mum and treated her as well as you Dad did, it was me. But, unfortunately for yours truly, that train has sailed.","Hello, Austin, this is Basil Exposition from British Intelligence. Thank you for confirming the link between Dr. Evil and Virtucon. Find out what part Virtucon plays in something called Project Vulcan. I'll need you and Vanessa to get on that immediately.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35318,"Lois, I . . .",I was right. you are Superman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35319,Where? Where is he?,"Nick, he's fine. He's in a hospital and they're fixing him up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35320,My life won't be worth a nickel after tomorrow.,We have a special home for you for the rest of your life. Nobody gets near you. You're not going any place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35321,"Good evening. Very well, thank you. And you?","Very well, thank you. I have something for you, John. I'm sure you'll enjoy it, it's very popular.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35322,Don't think I'll need it where I'm going.,"Off to change everyone's life again, is that it? Maybe this time you'll pop up in some mansion while I wind up in Tijuana doing the donkey act.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35323,We'll take a rain check.,I don't want you to think that I'm a drinker. I can stop any time I want to - only I don't want to. Especially when I'm blue.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35324,Wanting it doesn't make you the best one for the job.,"Oh, yeah ? I don't see anyone else here with the chops to lead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35325,He's doing very well.,I heard that they were running cold.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35326,They was a boy. We made friends.,"I bet you did. I was never bent that way. I'm bent the other way. So, you liked it out there in the world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35327,What boat you sailing on?,I'm working across on a cattle boat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35328,How do you draw now?,"I draw people with smiles, dogs running, and rainbows. They don't have meetings about rainbows.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35329,Do you want to sleep on it?,"No ma'am. I have been asleep all my life up to this moment. Marylin, will you marry me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35330,I under-understand that. I-I know I fucked up.,"What about the money? Uh, where's the box?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35331,I have met her. What is your business with me?,I believe you issued an order that all citizens of Paris must hand over any weapons that they have in their possession.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35332,"No, I was with her yesterday. I want you to take Eric and go to our parents house. I want you to do it right now.",I went to the grocery store. My ATM and credit cards didn't work. I couldn't buy food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35333,Working whores with squad two.,Maybe you should have thought of that before you made Bloody Christmas page one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35334,Sister! I'm his sister!,"Gus, tell me, have you ever heard of Vulcan?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35335,Yeah. let's get outta here. What happened?,"I was just about to go to the door, when that man did my job for me. Was it alright?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35336,People said she looked like me.,I was drinking a little in those days. I'm drinking a little these days too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35337,Go home. Take her home. Get some rest. Not going to find anything out now.,"That's what I told her. If she could just see him a second, then I could take her home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35338,There's a plus side?,Yeah. You gave up your hot tub tape to save me. That's real progress for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35339,Don't rush to judgement until all the facts are in.,I wish he'd do his job already so we could do our job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35340,The Carlton's a dump. No cover. No minimum. And they water their drinks. It's strictly for the Fuller brush crowd.,"I guess it's,the Plaza then. That brings us to the twenty-seventh. We got the Avedon for three or the Park downtown for two.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35341,We find many viewers leave him on all night for comfort. Haven't you ever watched your child or your lover sleep?,Let's go to some of those viewers' calls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35342,What makes you so sure it's Wynant's body?,"Several things. Hello, Fred. We're hungry again. Yeah, and lots of onions. Oh, and coffee.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35343,"Hey, I didn't imagine it. There must have been ten thousand gallons of it down there.",It may be ebbing and flowing from some tidal source.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35344,"What was he doing down here? A billionaire waiting for the subway? Why not drown him in a bus? Why drown him at all? Why not shoot him? Is the hitman from the lost world of Atlantis? I mean, come on.",I see the big picture and you stumble around in the details.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35345,"You really do hear a lot, don't you?","Yeah, I guess so. What are you going to do now that you're home?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35346,"I know, I know, stupid. I mean where you goin'?",It's an open ticket. I can go anywhere up to $350.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35347,"What sat mean exactly, Everett?","Well, you'n me'n Pete'n Tommy are gonna be the power behind the throne so to speak.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35348,John Saxon. Do you have any idea what time it is?,John. It's Heather. I need help!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35349,How are we going to get them all up there?,I'll make it part of the class. We'll tell them they're participating in a study on sleep disorders.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35350,"And you are the great King? The lords have rebelled. Invaders attack the coasts. Crops don't grow. There is nothing but plague and hunger in the land. Only I am feared. I will be king. You may have lost Excalibur, but I have found my own weapon of power. There.",The very spear that pierced the side of Christ as he died on the cross.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35351,"Good evening, my boy.","Hi, hi, hi there, my little droogies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35352,"I don't know. I hadn't worked that part out yet. All I knew was that I liked you, and I didn't want to leave you there, never see you again.",You waved to me in the elevator.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35353,I couldn't really say anything because of that fraternizing rule.,"Well, Letty, this does present a liability issue for the hospital.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35354,Tell 'er to go to hell anyway!,"And if you persist in your ways, they can always ship you over to Medical Surgery.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35355,"I know, this is fucking nuts.",This is starting to make me real uncomfortable.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35356,She's not here right now.,But she's standing right next to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35357,I want to see her. Unless you show me Simone live and in person I show these pictures to the authorities.,"Alright, Sayer, you've got a deal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35358,"They won't. He's taken human life, the mission will be to put him down.","Gee, that would really disappoint me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35359,"No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment.","This is the greatest moment of your life and you're off somewhere, missing it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35360,-- it's always bad and it's never anything but bits and pieces anyway! You ever think that maybe it's just making it worse? You don't wonder that?,We write them down because sooner or later you're going to remember something good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35361,"Yeah, no more ninety-minute deliveries around the corner.","Pino, I work hard like everybody in here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35362,Yeah. And it's better than not believing it Their faces are inches apart.,I sure fall for some weird guys.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35363,Why you say that? Just because I help a lady with her package?,You don't have that dead look in your eyes like the only thing you live for is to get through the day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35364,Fine. What do I do?,"It's simple. You pick up the painting, you pay for it with this debit card.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35365,"It's no problem, I had a mother once myself.","If it's in here at all, it's in the back two rows.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35366,Let's let your tuchus breathe.,"Mom, why don't you put that cat out of its misery?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35367,"You know, you never tell me anything.","That's not true. Besides, I don't want you dusting. I want you to see New York.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35368,Don't be such a fucking smart ass.,"Yeah, it's really your fault that we're stuck in this shithole in the first place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35369,"And not just killed, Sid. We're talking splatter movie killed-split open end to end.",Casey Becker? She sits next to me in English.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35370,What do I need for that?,"We must start with feathers, dung, and a lock of your hair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35371,I can't do that -- you heard MacFarlane.,Save yourself. Master Fettes look at MacFarlane and be warned.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35372,"Hmm. Well, maybe you are. Really, I wouldn't pay much attention.","I know that I just don't feel a connection with very many people, so I don't waste time with people I don't feel one with.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35373,It's been awhile. She didn't want me looking for my dad.,My mom told me not to stay in this town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35374,"What do you mean, 'that's all'? What in the hell do you know?",The bonus on the contract for you was one million dollars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35375,Why would they exaggerate?,To sound like big macho cops. He was probably just found with a knife in his back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35376,I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo. And somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things! It won't be long before they tear us to shreds!,If you think we're in trouble now wait until you see what's happening in the elevators.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35377,Sometimes the shepherd needs the company of the sheep.,I'm going to try hard not to understand the implications of that simile.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35378,I thought thy disposition better tempered! Thy Juliet is alive. There art thou happy. The law that threatened death becomes thy friend and turns it to exile. There art thou happy. A Pack of blessings light upon thy back. Wherefore railest thou on thy birth the heaven and earth? Since birth and heaven and earth all three do meet in thee at once.,"Sir, a ring my lady bid me give you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35379,"Did you know that Eskimos have not one, but fifty words for snow. It's because they have so much of it.",After dinner I'll show you my puppets.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35380,She only works when I'm on. I make her wait and it drives her crazy.,Is it true that you and Love went on a blind date? She hit you with a bottle?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35381,"Cruella deville stole all the puppies, she was gonna make a fur out of 'em!",Hand me the canula.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35382,"I don't give a good goddamn about Finland, Norway, Sweden or wherever ya blond ass came from.",We just punched it up a bit. Made it funnier.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35383,"Sit still, look less like a meal.","I think that's for bears and sharks, chunky chew.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35384,The type they marry.,"You know, I'm not the marrying type. I like to take my fun and leave it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35385,"This isn't me. We can show clients endless options, change anything in a matter of hours on the computer. But you won't change.",Typing and clicking myself to renderings isn't why I started building models.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35386,When I see you. Pick me up at Sam's. You count the money?,"I haven't even looked at it yet, it's still in the shopping bag.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35387,"Ironically, this is not far from the truth. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Can you tell me, Neo, why are you here?","You're Morpheus, you're a legend. Most hackers would die to meet you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35388,Manhattans? This time of night?,And bring the cocktail shaker.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35389,What are you talking about? We went through all this and the ship isn't even down there?,"Yes, the ship is down there. But the gold is gone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35390,Get your fucking hands off my daughter!,"Mom, he just fixed our car.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35391,You're going to live.,"I've been thinking about things. Meditating on my financial future. You guys gave me plenty of time to meditate on the future. Whatja do, stop for Chinese on the way over? There's plenty of food in my place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35392,Not yet. But I'm hoping.,I used to come to this tree when I was a kid and imagine what my life would be like when I got older.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35393,Cards are on the table. What do you think?,"If you mean what you say, I think we're in the ball park. I'll take it to my people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35394,"Yes, yes I saw the whole thing. How could you be interested in that puny little girl?","But she is real, it wasn't just a concussion.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35395,No. that was the last one.,"Just sit here, I'll get us some lunch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35396,My name is Taylor.,It says here that his name is Bright Eyes. You gave him that name yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35397,You don't hate it. We had Salisbury steak last week and you liked it fine.,No I didn't. I hate the brown stuff. It's gross.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35398,I guess I did.,"Lucky you got out, that water's got quite a pull, and it empties straight into the ocean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35399,"Ah, well, I bought her this huge pumpkin for Halloween, but she couldn't bear to carve it so she saved it for weeks, and it ended up under the Christmas tree.","Then Grammoo said on Christmas Eve, there was this sickening smell permeating the entire house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35400,"Donut, get your camera. See if it's broke.",Let me check on Scott. He's hurt bad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35401,I am not being brutal to her!,"You certainly are! She has an awful toothache, look at her jaw, it's all swollen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35402,You look like you've got money in your pocket.,"Maybe I'm just happy to see my friend, Brad there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35403,"If we married, we'd shut him out forever.","Ro, how long have we known each other.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35404,Did you always know this was the life you wanted?,"I fell in love. After that, I never thought about being anything but a rancher's wife. I never saw it like I was losing some other life, just felt like I was gaining one. I know that's not a popular opinion nowadays and I ain't saying it's the right one. We all have to find the life meant for us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35405,I'm not so sure. Look again in three months.,It must be nice having so many strangers kiss your ass all of a sudden.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35406,"I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine.","One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35407,No -- I'm afraid not.,"Bet he is, Mom. Bet he's out looking for that space man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35408,Must be the Famous Curb Service Whore - House. You in the market Duke?,I done my shopping in Seoul last night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35409,"It wouldn't hurt to hear the plan, I guess.",Alright. the first thing is to get into her apartment and open a window that I could crawl into later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35410,How many minutes between the first and second whistle?,That's funny. It's interesting. I never gave it a thought before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35411,I thought you were bringing the Colonel?,The Gangster of Love don't eat no fried chicken.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35412,I'll go on. Ester'1l be very glad.,You remember what I said about the Vitamins.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35413,Maybe I should just go to the bathroom or something.,"What is it with you? I know we've been playing games, but, we're supposed to be on the same side and we really need your help. I really need your help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35414,Are we going to do this again?,I'm just saying I bet those checks all found the mailboxes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35415,A job for me?,"I am once more about to make advertising history. And only you, the original Yoni Yum/Dew Girl, could possibly assist me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35416,"No, you were middle class, like all Americans.",I guess you'd say we lived on the wrong side of the tracks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35417,Or what? You'll wound me? I can blow you in half and you know it.,I've never wounded anything in my life. I got you locked right between the eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35418,Not without defeats -- and great pain. But are there no defeats in this war -- no pain? What you cannot do is accept injustice. From Hitler -- or anyone. You must make the injustice visible -- be prepared to die like a soldier to do so.,Is my finger supposed to be wrapped around that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35419,But you got to do it. You got to. Can't nobody Call like you. You have to be there.,What I have to do is get in my bed and lay down. I want to fix on something harmless in this world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35420,"Yes, I know the equations---I just can't see it in my head.",Even I have trouble with that sometimes. Earth is in outer space. And we're in inner space.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35421,"Yeah, no, it wasn't even my idea.","Jeff, Jeff, if you want to be alone with Pony, you know, that's, that's fine with us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35422,It's the big potato.,"Yes, it's the big potato. Just have a look at this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35423,"Oh, yeah, and then you'll never call me.","Come one, that was so weird.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35424,Nicky comes on Sunday's.,Where are your glasses? Go get them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35425,Sharon's far from a slut.,"And when I finally agree to spread my legs, you accuse me of treating you like meat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35426,You boost her -- ?,"Hell, yeah. She's not my unicorn.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35427,I'll let you off while it's still daylight.,Hey there. I thought I heard somebody on the porch. Wasn't your name Karl?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35428,What are you talking about?,"I just saw it in the mirror, it doesn't look like my ass anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35429,That will be just about enough! Now get out of here!,I guess I have said enough I'm just wasting my breath talking to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35430,I think that we should stop going out on dates.,I feel like a dick. You must think I'm a dick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35431,You speak so many bloody languages and you never want to talk.,You're wearing the thimble.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35432,"Who'd ever thought that goofy Oswald kid would pull off a stunt like an assassination? Just goes to show, you can never know about some people. Am I right, Jack? Well, bless my soul. Your eyes are as red as two cherries, Jack. Don't tell me we have another bleeding heart here. Hell, all these years I thought you were on my side.","Chief, sometimes I don't know whether you're kidding or not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35433,Our asses gonna be in a sling if we get caught.,"And if we don't, they're gonna be riding high in a brand new Kenworth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35434,Obi-Wan once thought as you do.,You don't know the power of the dark side. I must obey my master.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35435,So you don't think that's funny? It is funny! Everyone else thinks so! Maybe you didn't get it.,I'll tell you that joke again. A man comes into a restaurant. Did you get that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35436,"I understand you perfectly. You leave that girl alone, you wretched man, or you will be sorry.","Actually of course I won't operate, I don't do major surgery. Dr. Hardy will operate and of course he'll be guided by your wishes in this respect.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35437,"You're not picking a fight, you're coming to her rescue. Maybe we'd better go over the plan again. Where are you gonna be at 8:55?",I'm going to be at the dance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35438,I knew she had it.,"We didn't know what to think. You were so weird yesterday, and then this morning, we go to the bank and no bag.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35439,Veronica. And Jesse James. Quelle surprise. Hear about Veronica's affection for regurgitation?,"We both said a lot of things we didn't mean, last night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35440,I just paid out twenty. I'd like to get it back.,Make it ten. I am only a poor corrupt official.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35441,"Life is confusing, isn't it?","Sometimes we're forced to make hard decisions. I'd like for us to stay together, Craig. You know, platonically, if that's possible. I truly value our friendship.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35442,"Well, I don't think I've seen you since the reception at Dean Ackerman's last year.",For the Dupont Chair. I swear. I'm becoming the nosy old lady I used to run from at Amherst.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35443,Maybe I feel like a teenager.,"We're mortgaged to the eyeballs, Truman. There's the car payments. Are we just going to walk away from our financial obligations?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35444,"You'd better talk good, son, because, for the moment, I've got a quite bad opinion about you. Norman smiles.","I respect your business, Mister Tony. Every time we asked your help, we were very happy with the result. It's right this that makes me nervous, now. I hope you'll excuse my temporary bad mood?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35445,"Yeah, Natalie. It's hair. It grows.","Well, don't jump down my throat. I'm just trying to help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35446,"Yeah, unhappy and fat. And I still find the meetings very comforting, you know.",I'll never understand it. You're so bright and charming and beautiful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35447,"Now that you mention it, they might have been a little bit jumpy.",You know what? You're starting to irritate me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35448,"God go with you, sister.","So, Captain Hawk, in one of your paws you got a gold bar worth about 8 thou. In the autre, you got lead that won't get you gelato.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35449,"Is something wrong, Sofie?","Yes, something's very wrong, Dr. Mumford.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35450,"Tell him you've loved him for nine years, but you were afraid to realize it.",I'm moving this book to Viking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35451,What's happening? What's going on?,It was Bob. His walkie talkie's busted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35452,I went on Monday. But I spent most of the time helping him with his computer.,"Well, I say fuck therapy and what's that stuff you take, Xanax?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35453,I can't wait to see the pictures.,"It was incredible. The light, the crowd, everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35454,You are the most desirable creature that ever walked.,If only Brad could have found it within his heart to say these things to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35455,"Okay, okay. Relax, Miles, Jesus. No Merlot. Did you bring your Xanax?",And don't drink too much. I don't want you going to the dark side or passing out. Do you hear me? No going to the dark side.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35456,"Who are you, master?","I am Ethel, sir, the Pirate's daughter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35457,I was as good a son to him as you or Mike.,"Oh Christ Tom, I didn't mean it that way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35458,"Well, homeboy, looks like he's at a funeral.",I'm happy for all of us. It's just we have a great responsibility now. The pressure is on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35459,How's the weight? Ok?,"Yeah, the weight's Ok.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35460,"When you were hauling chickens for Kaiser Poultry, what was the furthest you ever went off the island?","I went all over but I never found a place like this. Look at that sunset, Truman. It's perfect.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35461,"Well, look what we have here. Nice costume. Rent it?","I want to thank you for coming to my graduation, Stephen. It was a great inspiration to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35462,"Hey, do I look like a Man?",Well we can't call ourselves the Mystery People.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35463,"Calm down, please. This man needs help and you need protection from him. That's obvious.","You know, I don't think so. I'm confused but you know, I don't think he'd ever hurt me. I don't think he'd hurt anyone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35464,"I don't know, figure something out.","Meat loaf, apple pie and a cup of coffee.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35465,We were different people then.,"Do you suppose that was our problem? We met before our time? I think that happens a lot. People, events, planets all just circling each other waiting for that moment when everything clicks into place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35466,You plan on driving trucks all your life?,"No, actually I was thinking of becoming a brain surgeon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35467,"At first it was, but now it's become something bigger.","Kathryn, you know I love you. I've always loved you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35468,It's just for a little while. You promised.,We used to meet here on special occasions. Who would like to convene the meeting?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35469,"There's nothing wrong in liking sex, John.",I don't like sex. I don't think I'll be having sex ever again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35470,What? We both have cars.,"Yeah but, no offense, you're talking about a post-high school, long- distance relationship, and you and Kevin haven't even done it yet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35471,I said I'll drop it.,So let's just drop the whole thing. Sugar? Lemon?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35472,Rather safe than sorry. That's my motto!,"But, what if I go into labor? That could happen any time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35473,This looks like new grass to you?,It looks pretty green for this climate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35474,"Jeez, Mrs. Raymond, that was eleven years ago.","Well, you were wonderful on that show. I never understood why they had to give you that brain tumor so soon. Why that didn't make you the biggest movie star in the world is a sin. It's a sin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35475,Tank you veddy much.,So I understand you're from Lithuania?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35476,There are other things too. They had everyone start taking those psych tests. Did they make you take one ?,"Yeah, everyone has to when they get hired.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35477,"All the kid needs is a couple of pointers from the ol' champ here. Kent, I bet you didn't know I won the all-country bowling trophy two years in a row.","Uh, no, I didn't know that, Brad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35478,When I'm not honing my craft in episodic television I do double-duty as a voice coach. Not that her accent would have hobbled her progress. Not with that look.,"Yeah, well, she started all that in London.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35479,That's the way these people are. You don't hit both pumps you just piss them off.,"Oh, here's an extra headshot if you need one. We're just about to start cutting in. You're welcome to stick around if you want. It's really fascinating stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35480,"Yeah, I'm crimes against persons and property now, also sex crimes and child abuse.","Detroit, you must be pretty busy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35481,"I'm satisfied with my situation for now. You don't hear me bitching. You, on the other hand, have been bitching all day.",Thank you. Why don't you go back to the video store?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35482,And keep your lashes on your lids where they belong. How could you be so careless?,I'm sorry. I think I was crying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35483,"Okay, Barbie, let's get this over with.","Don't worry, four eyes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35484,And what are the Mau-Mau's going to do for us today?,"We gonna drop some knowledge, wisdom and understanding. The Mau- Mau's, we be scientists. We drop science.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35485,"I like the idea of all the kids in one place. If it happens, just keep a man outside until you hear from me. I'll be back in a couple of hours.",Hi Jody. What can I DO for you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35486,Don't worry about it.,"You know, I'm feeling a lot of hostility from you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35487,"Oh no, it's been much more than that.","Away from the piano, Tita, you have no sense of time at all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35488,Look at that detail!,Look at the tiny figures.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35489,What does that fucking mean?,"That if the sale sticks, it will be a miracle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35490,Teresa Banks had a ring. Any idea what happened to it?,"We got a phone, here, that's got a little ring.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35491,It's your car but I don't want to hear it. If that means anything.,Here are the keys to my apartment. I'm going to park you in my place while I take Carol home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35492,Every little boy's fantasy.,"Brian, let me come to the point. I'd like to offer you a job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35493,Keep watching the news. Are you watching the news?,How are you getting to the airport? You need money for the bus?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35494,Why do you think I called?,I get a lot of calls. Most of them are from people who say they know things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35495,"Yeah, I'm cool. See you later.","Look, man, this is a big misunderstanding. All we wanted to do is borrow some sugar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35496,What are you doing?,"Well, since I'm not only your father, I'm also your friend; I had to get you two presents.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35497,Oh really? What's the verdict?,"I sort of like it. I mean, it's cute.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35498,"Hey Andy, good show.","Oh George, this is Bob Zmuda. Bob and I have been buddies for years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35499,"So, you think you're gonna find his scalp hanging in some tepee?","They no longer live in tepees, Mr. College Graduate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35500,"Malcolm, this is essential work I'm doing. Just think what my research can do for education. Elementary school classrooms near train tracks or airports, where loud noise is random; this helps to prove the need for sound insulation if the children are ever going to learn to read.",And that will be a good place to end this study.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35501,Can't you talk to him? Maybe talk him into it. I'm a real good interviewer. Just get me in the room with him.,"Melvin, go get Karl and take him down to the old classroom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35502,How'd you do on the science test?,It was gross. They wanted me to dissect a frog. I told them no way. I said it was against my religion. I got a C.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35503,"Dumper, the man Bree Daniel mentioned and Arlyn Page knew and Jane McKenna knew.","You said he was no possible connection with Tom. The Page girl told you that, not Tom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35504,"Business is booming. Got your drugs, got your illegals--had a shooting the other night at Big O's--Soldier got ventilated.",I hear they're closing that post down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35505,"I remember Dad used to say sometimes, when they were handing out hard luck, the farmers got there first.","Jabez, don't you remember your own wedding? We said it's for better or worse. We said it's for richer or poorer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35506,I wondered who'd been giving me a bad name.,I drilled the bolts and went in through the window. It was the only way to bypass the smart glass.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35507,I know! I know!,She has all the cooking talent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35508,"The Holy Grail, Doctor Jones. The chalice used by Christ during the Last Supper. The cup that caught His blood at the Crucifixion and was entrusted to Joseph of Arimathaea.",The Arthur Legend. I've heard this bedtime story before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35509,"Come on, Spock. Why didn't you jump in?",I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35510,Crabtree said it sounded like something James would be messed up in.,Crabtree? He doesn't even know James.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35511,They are the survivors of the Steveston County massacre.,Fantastic. These kids are exactly the kind of catalyst needed to awaken Hell House.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35512,That's not the way it's done.,And it's sexier in the dark.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35513,You doin' the hirin'?,"Well, I'm contracting the land.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35514,Are you offering me a bribe?,I'm just trying to pay the toll on the road to justice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35515,Isn't therapy helping at all?,I don't know. Sometimes I feel stupid babbling about my little problems while children are starving in the world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35516,What are you lookin' for?,"Claudia: Why don't you let me handle the questions and you handle the answers, ok?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35517,"Man, that movie gets better every time I see it!","Yeah, but you know what? That whole part about lighting farts is bullshit. You can't do that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35518,I see your point.,So it is not a matter of the breeding conditions or preparation of the meat. The meat itself is foul.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35519,What the hell you doing?!,His mother needs a piece of his hair. It's for the Keeping of the Souls Ceremony. Has to be kept for four days.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35520,Don't tell me you're a believer now?,"I just keep wondering if Morpheus is so sure, why doesn't he take him to the Oracle? She would know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35521,You're not going to tell me the rest?,"Well actually, Martin the movie we came to talk about is Mr. Lovejoy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35522,"Rational!?! I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake!","Officer, I killed those people last night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35523,It's not cool. It's commie bullshit!,"So what do you think, can I crash at your place tonight?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35524,"Hmmm, you just putter. Do you have to have a putter to putter?","Oh no, sir. I putter with me hands.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35525,I did not break nor enter. I simply chose an advisable location to await my client's delinquent husband.,I hate to conduct business on the lanai. Why don't we step inside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35526,"You're implying she's, what, a gold digger?",Charlie's right. Jealousy is so unattractive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35527,Getting food. We were out of food. what's wrong? You sound mad.,"Yeah, well, I get that way when I'm facing death and someone deserts me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35528,You've gotta be kidding?,"But, they don't speak English.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35529,You're right. One of my associates sold the building last month.,That's a Bozo no-no. Jay-bird.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35530,They're not home yet.,"Brad, what would you say if I asked you to just put these flowers in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel and get rid of them at work?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35531,That's not a question.,I know because I go in your room and check the bottles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35532,Not until my car's fixed. I don't know how long that's going to take.,And here I've made you all hot and sweaty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35533,I don't know Toyota. What does he do?,And the people he hurts the most are the people who love him. Despite who he is and what he does for a living. We're always saying we want to take control of our lives. You don't want to take control. You want to lose control. Jesus knows it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35534,"I can't go through with it, I tell you.",Your perfect. Your bitter and you're strong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35535,Long story. Not that interesting.,"So, when you were talking about wishing people were more like computers. Was that then? Or now?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35536,My wife wears a seven. You don't look like a seven to me.,I wear a seven.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35537,What's wrong with your back?,"I mean, do you need to have surgery on it or what? Because those pills you're taking are for a lot of pain. And you're going through them quick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35538,What'll you do? Come out.,"I can't, Mom. If I come out Sal will kill them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35539,"Yeah, I'd say that's it.","He has a phone pole sticking in his chest, I think we don't need an autopsy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35540,"I guess it is. But I personally wouldn't care to be head of a business that kept losing money. That wouldn't be common sense. Incidentally, where is the $180,000 coming from?","Well, we were rather expecting it to come from you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35541,"It's called spontaneity, Leonard. Get with the program.",Yeah it was all just an accident.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35542,Red Dragon? You sure about that?,"I'm sure, because this is my friend's yacht. And it's his party.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35543,"I've got meetings this afternoon, I've got to get some sleep. Just pick a girl.","That's alright, I'm kinda tired.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35544,"Well, we can hope, can't we? We certainly don't have any leads. A ghost mask, a cellular phone -- not much there.",We're tracking the cellular phone bill.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35545,"I've seen a lot of things in my time on the job, but nothing like this. Yurilivich?",I was with him the whole time until I got the call at the hotel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35546,This is my territory now. You are my responsibility.,This concrete? This is still America.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35547,"Look, Roach, I know you ain't never worked in a record shop before and you're a little excited. But if Pinky catches you doing that X-Games shit off his counter top, we both getting fired. You feel me?",I feel you. I've just been practicing that one move all week. I thought that was it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35548,"Well, you have the Maxine action figure to play with.",I'm sorry. That was nasty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35549,"So, what do I look like?",You're the one about five ten with the killer smile and the baby face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35550,"So now you're going to tell me where I lost my eyes. You don't think I know where I lost my eyes? I was there when I lost them. I lost them in the war. The war in the joint. There's always wars in the joint. Cause I was a code talker in the joint and in the war too. Mmmm, nothing like the smell of a naked lady. Be careful, boy.",Musta been some bad ass nuclear tests here in the 50's. This town's all inbreeding.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35551,"The official apology from the Justice Department, the VIP treatment, you know, the whole nine yards.",Well my Mother was a little confused about how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida keys.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35552,"I'm sorry, Ms. Farmer, I just don't get this.",Just place an X in the appropriate place on the Lifeline.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35553,You never know what's in the heart and just because you can cry doesn't make you human.,We can't really bring another family in here with us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35554,"If you don't move out through that door, you're going to be past all regretting.","We were parceled out, all five of us. I went to this reform school and lived at this woman's house. She was in charge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35555,"His remarks were directed at the quality of the writing, not its subject.","I don't groom a horse to have it admired by others, I groom it because it needs grooming.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35556,I'll be at the wheel myself.,"I'll slip in, talk them into to come out, and you'll be free to blow holy high heaven the whole lot of them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35557,"Don't bother, Sefton. I don't like you. I never did and I never will.",A lot of people say that and the first thing you know is they get married and live happily ever after. I wonder what they're trying to pull out there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35558,"Yes. I put that dress away. When the Germans march out, I'll wear it again.","Ricky, you're becoming quite human. I suppose we have to thank you for that, Mademoiselle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35559,"Now I guess you and your Aunt have an understanding. So here's the key and you need anything, just give a holler. Everybody in this building's pretty much okay with me or they wouldn't be here. If you want, later I'll introduce you around. No hard feelings if you don't, and don't forget the rooftop garden. It's just up the stairs we passed. It's open to all the tenants. You can see the Hollywood sign from there.",Oh Coco thank you. Thank you so much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35560,Being alive after our time caused an outward ripple - a rift in Death's design.,"So if you never got off the plane, none of us would be alive in the first place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35561,Will you go to bed?,"Yes sir. If you can't wake Mom up, I've got double-decker bunks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35562,Don't you live somewhere?,I did live there in the state hospital.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35563,"You will be a Jehovah's Witness. I have a few ""Awake"" magazines for you. You don't have to keep her very long. a few seconds is all I'll need. Whatiya think?","I don't know. it sounds like a good daydream, . but actually doing it is too weird. too dangerous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35564,Big feet -- large shoes.,The thing that's so irritating is that now I'm so totally fierce when it comes to nudity clauses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35565,Really? Already? The summer's just begun.,"Yes, and now I'm reading War & Peace for fun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35566,Yes. I'd never been in a place like that before.,"I have, lots of times. My mother used to clean them. I used to piss in their pools.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35567,"Something grand and beautiful, George. Something I've been searching for all my life. The answer to the confusion and bewilderment of a lifetime. I've found it, George, and I can't leave it. You mustn't either.",I don't know what you're talking about. You're carrying around a secret that seems to be eating you up. If you'll only tell me about it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35568,Because I was like you once. And there was no one there to help me.,Next week we'll be drinking piña coladas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35569,"Oh, for Heaven's sake.","I am, there's too much flesh on me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35570,- and those and them.,"Well, I've seen her pictures, and I don't think she's so hot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35571,I asked you to be nice to him.,"He may be a kook but he's also been all over the world with them. He even swam in the Grimetti with killer Niles all around him, he never got nipped.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35572,I was wondering what that was.,Hell there's nothing so mysterious about the square life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35573,"And lastly, all privately owned radios are to be immediately impounded. They can be used to issue instructions to saboteurs. Air Police will have lists of all owners.","Hey, King. Somebody at Burpelson has a very perverted sense of humor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35574,"I am in awe of it, Mother.",I don't think you are sufficiently in awe of it. Get the castor oil.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35575,"At the first sight of the morning sun's rays, we must be gone.",I suppose most of the others will have to wait for their judgement until after the next full moon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35576,So he says you sent them?,They're all a bunch of phonies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35577,You have no right to keep us here.,Yes I do. Your son is a material witness to a homicide.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35578,"I'm not going to call every five minutes, but this is important.","Honey, I'm just saying you know I need a little space before the wedding. Isn't that the point of this? Isn't that what we talked about with Dr. Gertler?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35579,"Um, because you didn't want to go.",Like I'm going to pay twenty bucks to see Neil Moynihan in some band that I helped start.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35580,It's my Dad's He hides it under some old TV Guides in his closet.,"Gee, your Dad's smart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35581,I found it on the seat.,"Oh, thank you. Must have fallen out of my pocket.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35582,You were the last one I saw just before the accident. Do you remember? We made love.,Are you still involving me in your crash?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35583,Sounds like something you feed the dog.,It is. Only the poorest families ever ate it. We kept ours in a crockery jar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35584,Fuck off! He never wrote any of them.,"OK, so who was it, then?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35585,"Well, we were once. You know, that time.",What about Katrina De Voort? You could go out with Katrina De Voort.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35586,"I'll pay it back, besides, I don't think i'll ever go to class again.","I'll tell you what, you dedicate your first book to me, and we'll forget about the whole thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35587,I think you should consider coming out and staying with me longer.,"Oh, I don't want to be in the way. You've got your career and everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35588,"Maybe two, three months after Juarez. I was visitin' my cousin, Junior Train, in Savannah, and we were at some kid's house whose parents were out of town. A girl comes up to me that was real tall, taller than me.",She looked right at me and run her tongue over her lips and put her hand on my arm - told me her name was Irma.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35589,Please go to no trouble.,"Your back, it would seem perhaps you were injured in battle?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35590,"Cecile, everybody does it. It's just that nobody talks about it.",It's like a secret society.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35591,"Sure, but first we have to find kids special, needy and classy enough to be in Special Needs.",It'll be like taking candy from a stranger.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35592,"You can trust me, Judy.",I feel as if I'm walking under water.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35593,FUCK DANA. I'm sick of Dana.,You need a bigger place - this is like a little kid's room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35594,Miles is different. He's still so idealistic.,"Well, that's about to change big time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35595,What do you mean?,"Well, if we're, like, the man invisible, what are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35596,Isn't everybody part of everybody else?,"Gee, thoughts! Alla time thoughts! You really believe that drool?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35597,Never play with someone's else's cards. You always get a new deck. Look at this card. See anything?,It is just a regular card.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35598,I don't think that's a good idea.,I said out of respect. Respect for you Fisher. For you and your wedding and your beautiful bride. There will be no more rain. You see where I am here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35599,All right. Good Good. Logan I want you right here by the front door. This is the dead bolt key.,"Now I pad locked the back door, this is the only way in and out of this house. You got that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35600,"You know, dear, I think the pantyhose is a wonderful idea, but the next time you come up with something, please don't stay out all night. Just tell us. We'll believe you.","Mom, how about a machine that's like your blender, only it slices vegetables, kneads dough, chops meat and even make fresh pasta?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35601,That ain't a gun any more. The firing pin's busted - the - Don't waste time talking about that.,"Man to man, Mr. Charles, are you working on this case?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35602,I don't think so. Why?,"Darling, did you bring the insect repellent lotion?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35603,This isn't a game.,"Oh, but it is. He's killing a person everyday and challenging us to catch him. That's a game. It has rules and objectives.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35604,"Combat Operations Center, Major Mandrake speaking.",This is General Ripper speaking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35605,"No. Absolutely, and we're going to see that it is not.",So what I want to do is stop it here. I'm going to make him an offer. I want to do it myself. I want it to come from me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35606,"Come on, get going, get going!",Get going where? I can write that yarn without stepping out of the office.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35607,"You're fascist, man. Neofascist.","Buff, sit. You know what I mean though? Somebody ought to crack that guy with a baseball bat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35608,"Yeah, I'd say you're right on the money.",Is this Stephanie's kid? Sure is cute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35609,Did we get it?,"Be cool, Bob. Be cool. Make that light.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35610,Computer's down. Septuplets story. I need it back by five. Hopefully the copy's not a mess.,"It is hoped that it's not a mess. ""Hopefully"" is an adverb. It means ""with hope"". You have it defining the copy, and I'm pretty sure the copy doesn't have feelings.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35611,"Over there. Ten o'clock. He's talking to our little Dennis. Dennis will turn into one of those ""sources say"" things.",He looks better with that stuff out of his hair. He's an attractive man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35612,I always wondered if my freshman Russian class would come in handy.,"Sir, you threw out page two.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35613,"See, yes. But we'll tag them with radio transmitters on a special frequency so we can keep tabs on them.","You know, I could take those whales somewhere they wouldn't be hunted.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35614,I love you dad.,I love you too honey.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35615,"You' new here, man! See you, boys.","You know, man, that guy was trying to be friendly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35616,I lugged it all over town!,I made the polar bear pants.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35617,Why do you think that?,"Don't ask me those questions dear, I'm not the patient.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35618,Say you're the one who got me in this!,I know but this is different. He's a crazy man. He might kill you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35619,You don't believe in it.,"As a matter of fact, I'm a huge fan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35620,No! It's certainly not. No -- I don't think so. No.,I'm gonna grab you. I didn't mean it to be a question. I'm gonna grab you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35621,So what the hell's the good news?,I just accelerated my top secret long term plan for our world domination.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35622,Just fine. It's a lovely party.,Norman was telling me the dream house is finally finished.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35623,But we did want you. It's just that you don't always get to keep what you want. We knew you needed a real mom and dad.,We had no idea the nudie magazine we started in the garage would turn into all this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35624,That's a good one.,I want a black one. A little black brother. That's a big problem it seems to me. Lack of racial integration. That's a big one. You think?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35625,-- do you think you'll ask her out?,I feel really on the spot now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35626,Good thing one of us was prepared.,"Buffy, there's no way you're going out there alone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35627,But nobody wants to see that. It'll never go. They'll rewrite you. You don't want that.,"Oh, Sid, you're sounding desparate. I guess fearing death makes one anxious.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35628,If you lay a hand on him I'll fucking kill you!,Great. A spirited one. I'll be seeing you real soon Sidney. Real soon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35629,"That's the guy that got us off the hook with the ""Checkov"" thing.",And he is one smart man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35630,"Of course not! Such a pity, that assassination. In fact, I admired President Kennedy. A man with true panache, and a wife with impeccable taste.","Mr. Shaw, this is an Italian newspaper article saying you were a member of the Board of Centro Mondo Commerciale in Italy, that this company was a creature of the CIA for the transfer of funds in Italy for illegal political-espionage activities. It says that this company was expelled from Italy for those activities.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35631,"DeLa, I don't know 'bout this.","Gentlemen, the show, our show will be satirical. You know what that is, don't you? Trust me on this one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35632,"Aww, naw, Amy, that won't be necessary. I shouldn't send it; she's just doing her job, I guess.","Well, I don't know; maybe she does deserve it. Maybe she should've come in to face you man to man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35633,"What do you care? Hey, what smells like shoe polish?",I've got a responsibility here. I can't let everybody grab free drinks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35634,"You were right about the telephones. There are no lines, there's some problem.",Hello Tom. You're off? What are your plans?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35635,"Neither do I, actually. But you hired me or you hired that chippie to hire me.","Mr. Gittes, you're not making a bit of sense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35636,"Yeah, shit -- hell, you're right. I'm sorry.",You shot me and murdered my friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35637,"How--how much do you want for the Mickey Mantle, rookie season?",I was thinking of selling all the cards.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35638,Big bad brother is going to treat you like any other probie -- that I don't think is going to make it.,There's only so much technology can do. Thanks for the beer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35639,We'll talk about it in the car.,"I have to go back, Craig. Being inside did something to me. All of a sudden everything made sense. I knew who I was.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35640,Am I on TV?,She says you're the one that sells all the cars on TV.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35641,What are you doing?,"Skipping stones. Look how flat that water is, you can get ten skips on a good one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35642,This is kind of a cool place.,I'm so excited I just can't hide it. I'm about to lode control and I think I like it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35643,"I've been thinking about it for awhile, and then I was talking to somebody who kind of put things in perspective for me.",I thought that's what I did. Who was it that you talked to?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35644,You gonna jump? Or are you just having a last look?,I was just thinking that I never had a new pair of shoes till I was twelve.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35645,I don't know. I'm guessing.,I say we should go get in the escape bubbles and get the hell out of here!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35646,"I know who you are, Doctor Venkman. Busting any ghosts lately?","No, that's what I want to talk to the mayor about. We did a little job for the city a while back and we ended up getting sued, screwed and tattooed by deskworms like you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35647,I just want to play hockey like I was scheduled to.,"Dante, let me grab a Gatorade.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35648,"How'd you do this year, Tony?",About four grand. And a bottle of twenty five year old scotch from Mrs. Johnson in 9D. I'm putting it all in commercial paper like you said.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35649,Mt. McKinley. It's also the highest point in North America.,"Okay, maybe she is psychic. Let's go eat!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35650,"This is still a script we're talking about, right?",I think of it as sort of a nightmare in progress.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35651,"Oh, and your line to Charles Atlas in there: ""I'll take that gun"", ""You'll have to"".","That was cool, wasn't it? You know, I don't even know where that came from. I just opened my mouth and it came out. After I said it I thought, that's a cool line, I gotta remember that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35652,A photon torpedo. Isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?,I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35653,"Oh, don't get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious. That's the curse of a government job.","Lady, is it true you're driving without a license?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35654,"Oh, nothing out of the ordinary. Growing old.",We're all getting a bit long in the tooth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35655,How is this national security?,"Because the President says it is. My job is to protect this country from its enemies, and its enemies are inside the walls.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35656,But I thought you didn't want to go trick-or-treating.,"You know Rach, Discount Mart is having a sale on Halloween costumes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35657,But you explain that you're a compassionate and understanding person who can find it in your heart to forgive me.,"Or, I dissolve into an angry, hysterical wreck who never wants to see your lying ass again, which is probably what would really happen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35658,"Tell the court, Bright Eyes -- what is the second Article of Faith?","I admit, I know nothing of your culture.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35659,"Tell me the truth, Mom! It's ok with me, really! Are you a serial killer?","Chip, the only cereal I know about is Rice Krispies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35660,I just don't get this. Everything can't be lumped into two categories. That's too simple.,The Lifeline is divided that way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35661,"Oh, Mark! Is this the baby's room? It's beautiful!","Hilarious. No, I just keep all of my old comics down here, and I want to show you one of them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35662,It is really weird looking. It's like it's not even real. I can't believe there are saps who actually cry at these things.,What? I'm not made of stone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35663,"A simple reason, McCoy. The obvious reason. To rob a bank.",I knew that life didn't add up to the obvious when I was 8.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35664,"Because I never have. That's why you go places, isn't it?","Truman, I think I'm going to throw up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35665,"Slow down, George. Slow down.","You need to come down here, everybody meets everybody. Ho ho ho. Ha ha ha. We do one for good faith and then we talk about airplanes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35666,Jabez! Couldn't you take a sack of seed instead?,To save us work on the spring plowing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35667,"Good morning to you, too. You look good.",Thank you. Do you think I flirt with Cory?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35668,So far they're keeping their part of it.,They put their hands all over me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35669,"I have no intension of being nasty, Mr. Mitchell.","In that case, there's someone here I'd like to introduce to you. Over there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35670,"I'll make this as simple as I can, George. They disappeared.",I don't care where you're from you just can't disappear into thin air.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35671,Our next D.A. -- I hear Bruce Wayne is throwing a fundraiser. Did you get your invitation yet?,"Oh, absolutely. Bruce and I are very close.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35672,Who are you? Do you have a job?,I teach part time at the Junior College. What if I told you I was through with Nuke? He learned his lessons quickly and left me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35673,We're just trying to figure out what happened.,I wish I could help but last I saw Gregory was outside my front door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35674,I'm on a big mountain and hitting at the bad men.,"And after the game, we're going to trade. You just stay over there, no, there!, Norbu, and I will shoot at you. I want your land. I take it. I am stronger.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35675,"Well it's a honor to be here amongst so many fans of the genre. And I must say that any of you worried that Jerry Rapp, or Tori or David not returning to complete the STAB trilogy, have no fear, Roman is here. Aided with my excellent cast of newcomers I believe we're going to pull off one of the best Stabs yet.","Roman, from your enthusiasm it certainly seems that way. Honestly though, tell us, what's your favorite scary movie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35676,"No dogs, huh? Okay.","And if possible, I'd like to marry someone from Pasadena.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35677,"This is our last chance to play ""what if"". I want to do it. I'm just scared of getting caught.","It's been fun thinking about the money but I can walk away from it, honey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35678,"So what are you gonna do tonight, Marty?","I don't know, Ma. I'm all knocked out. I may just hang arounna house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35679,That would be impossible.,"You're so young, this is not the time to start acquiring bad habits.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35680,I couldn't even face that one.,That's OK. We can call and reschedule in the morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35681,"No, I'm sure it'll be fine.",And maybe you could just adios the dishes and empty the trash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35682,Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'll let you get back to that. I'm going to get unpacked.,My name is Rita.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35683,"What a mistake; people behaving like that, with guns. It was my understanding we left all that behind. But, let me tell you, the important thing is that you're all right. Good health is the most important thing; more than success; more than power; more than money.","The incident of the other night is a nuisance that I can take care of. I came to you because I want nothing to affect our agreement; I wanted to clear everything I'm going to do with you, just in case.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35684,"How would I know? You gotta tell a person these things A hustler? Picking up trade on the street like that -- baby, believe me -- you need management.","I think you just put your finger on it, I do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35685,It's not what you think.,I have brought you your clothes. All I ask is that you get dressed and go. We are having a guest for breakfast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35686,"Hey, we got seed money for the startup! A million-five!",We rented a loft in Sunnyvale. You know what's the bad part? We can't talk about work anymore. We're competitors! The venture capitalists made us sign like 100 confidentiality forms.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35687,I don't think so. You don't want to end up on page 3 of the Daily News.,"My parents don't read the Daily News. All right, if you think I shouldn't. I can't believe the things the papers are printing. I'm sure most of it's not true.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35688,"C'mon, don't be shy. Mmm, smells good. This is ya Love Daddy talkin' to ya, starvin' like Marvin. Say something, Mookie.","Mister Señor Love Daddy, I'd like to dedicate the next record to my heart, Tina.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35689,I'll be watching over you.,"Just get back soon, or I start looking for a new groom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35690,"Hey look at this, no feet!","Oh wow, a real evil canieval.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35691,"If that's for me, tear it up!",Take a top coat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35692,"Rose, I know what's going on. Homer told me. I got pregnant, too--about a year ago. I've been through this.","You ain't been through what I been through, Candy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35693,You got to be interested in somebody. All you do is work.,All my mother does is work. That's how you get to be Spanish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35694,"You're not a cop, either. What do you want him for?",I'm looking for a good guitar man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35695,"Walter. He's been aimin' that Brownie through knotholes for years. I saw these, I knew he'd finally struck gold. I can't decide which came out better, that little straw Kelly's got up her nose, or that vibrator you've got up her ass. What do you think, Mr. Lombardo?","I think there's some things you do, you don't want to see yourself doing them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35696,It's mine. It means a lot to me. A barbarian like you wouldn't understand.,Not true. I can use it to pick fleas from my horse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35697,"Little Bill, I thought you were dead. I see you shaved off your chin whiskers.","Well, I was always tasting the soup two hours after I et it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35698,"Are you sick, Louis?","Oh, no, I feel great. I just ordered some more vitamins. I see you were exercising. So was I. I taped ""20 Minute Workout"" and played it back at high speed so it only took ten minutes and I got a really good workout. You wanna have a mineral water with me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35699,"You know, it's not you. You know? You seem like a smart guy.","Yeah, well, thank you for the advice, but you wouldn't understand what is going on with me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35700,And who does Friedman work for?,The company. We all work for the company.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35701,Nothing you wouldn't have done it my place!,I always knew you'd end up in a crow's cage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35702,Because it knows it can move with the swiftness of strong wind.,I can sea its breath in the cold.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35703,Then stay and have something to eat before you start back. I'd feel a lot better.,Do you want some mustard with this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35704,"I'm a scientist. I have lived my whole life by the diagnostic application of fact and the fact is, Argon is going to get whatever he wants, so if I were you, I'd give it to him.",You mean the designs for the nanobot? You think after this I'm going to give them to him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35705,"Don't take all day at that table, David Lee.","Mama, when kin me and Earl go to school with David Lee?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35706,Quit stalling. We'll miss the train.,I feel so naked. Like everybody's looking at me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35707,"Well, it's a good morning, anyway.",I'm never conversational before I coffee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35708,"This is Dr. Duval, our Head Surgeon.","Oh yes, I've heard of you, Doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35709,But I'm not on the outside. I'm in here.,"I know she's sorry she won't be seeing you anymore. Anyway, she wanted me to take care of you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35710,Boys always pretend they hate you when they really like you.,"That's ridiculous, so, if you really can't stand someone, then you pretend that you're really crazy about them?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35711,"Stop by our spread after that, tell our Ma we're all right. We'll go to Doc Mimms.",I think I may just go on to the reservation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35712,His mother was killed before his eyes. That's what drove him insane. It'll work.,That sounds like Rizzo having faith in some of that future shit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35713,"No, this has been going on for some time. Several months. About six months ago some parts of bodies were found down by the river. They were from people who were reported missing. They never found one complete body, only parts.",The ear is from a missing person maybe?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35714,Don't you get lonely?,"How could I, with all these nice people stopping by? The fact is that I've lived by myself for so long, I can't imagine living with another person. It's amazing what you can get used to if enough time goes by. And anyway, I'm asking the questions. Are you happy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35715,You must be high. Uh-huh. No way.,Just put it in your purse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35716,"Oh, Mom's okay. They're just givin' her a ride back. She almost blew outta the back of Loretta's pick-up on the way over.",Thank God for bunge cords.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35717,He musta found out. They had to get rid of him. And Jack'll get blamed.,"All the figures show is that Gordon LaRiviere is going to be a very rich man using his position as Selectman. In a year or two, you won't recognize this town.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35718,"Oh, this is big, Peter. This is very big. There's definitely something here.","Egon, somehow this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Do you remember that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35719,Hey! Where did you find those things?,In a box under my seat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35720,He's too well-protected right now.,"We can't just sit here, Austin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35721,My mind plays tricks on me. Is it okay if I take a bath now?,Everyone is gone. Rhonda is in the bathroom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35722,That's Franny. She likes firemen.,"Tim, fill out the alarm card. Clean the pipe poles, wipe down the ladders and hang some hose.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35723,And so far my day has consisted of taking pictures of my roses for the garden club.,Wow. Got here just in time. I brought you this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35724,"Junebug, that is a tough, tough thing to do. Probably tougher than you can understand right now.","Well, I'm not ready to be a mom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35725,I guess you don't get bothered by neighbors much.,Don't worry about that. You'll have total solitude so you can concentrate on your work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35726,How is your mother-in-law?,"She's alright, Nels, thanks for asking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35727,"Undoubtedly, I know the breed, he may be a cowboy, but his word is his word.","Personally, I think he's filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don't like him one bit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35728,I get crazy dreams and I black out.,"Diet and exercise, that's all there is. I'm not a big proponent of the PMS craze, but there's a book my wife mentioned called ""The PMS Diet,"" which may be helpful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35729,Train goes at four minutes past twelve. You've just got time.,That's very kind of somebody. Who do I have to thank? What happens if I miss the train?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35730,Look over there. That's the eye in the sky room.,Behind me is the soft count room. We're pretty sure the plates are back there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35731,What's the thousand bucks for?,To tear down the Walls of Jericho.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35732,He's not strong enough to fight off another attack.,"I know. We need to be sure, before we open that door Graham.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35733,And when the dancing's over? What about your future?,"Funny, it used to scare me when I thought about the future. Guess it doesn't really matter anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35734,How much more do they need than your death at his hands?,"But they didn't see it happen, they still have doubts. What we need is another body, and Steven's bloody hands right next to it!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35735,"He's grubbing for money, father.","I just wanna deal with the boss, ok?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35736,Death didn't improve your sense of humor.,I can't believe that we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here? Hunan?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35737,I'm into garbage. It's my thing.,"Boy, this is really a nice screening room. It's really a nice room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35738,"Diane! Alright, let's stop this right now. Let's not put our energy into something ridiculous. This isn't even smart thinking.","Dad, why are you acting this way? Is this because of the other morning?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35739,Looks like we have some animal hairs in here. Maybe some kind of a rodent.,So is that what all this is? Someone have a problem with us living here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35740,"I did what you said, man! We're pooling our student funds with Hillel House and we're going to have an Awareness Dance.","Oh goody, nothing like spinning my chair around to a techno mix of Hava Nagila til I puke.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35741,Is it true that you own a controlling interest in three of the major hotels in Las Vegas?,"That is not true. I own some stock in some of the hotels, but only very small amounts. I also own some American Telephone and IBM stock.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35742,"That day, had you followed me to the market?",Of course. You didn't need to slap my face to make me feel as if you'd slapped my face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35743,You don't have to sound so emphatic.,We just having our first date when you showed up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35744,"No, but I have the feeling I'm about to find out.",It means that due to a man made accident the Chernobyl earthworms are now over seventeen percent larger than they were before. Mutated by seventeen percent?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35745,"Stephanie, holy shit. Chick had it all going on.","Well, she is cute.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35746,The Great Mantini doesn't need a day job.,"Craig, everyone can't be Derek Mantini. Well, grub worms are waiting. Do me a favor?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35747,"Yeah, but not seriously. Christ, you're ready to walk down the aisle- I'd say that constitutes something more than just seeing somebody.",I'm giving him his ring back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35748,"No, that's fine, Will. I was just leaving.","Well, I'm here. So, is that my problem? I'm afraid of being abandoned? That was easy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35749,"There's an evil streak in everybody, Rose.","There ain't none in your Daddy. You know, what happened has just made me love him all the more. I not only love him, I respect him, I admire him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35750,Who's that? Zimmermann's money-man?,"If it is, that's pretty high up on the totem pole. What do you think?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35751,"Well, you've just been taken off the bench.",I want to see my wife and kid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35752,It's okay. You need me?,Your mom said you've been ignoring your chores.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35753,I don't remember. We kissed at my door and next thing I knew I woke up with my period. Alone.,Did you get smashed or what? You have to eat if you're drinking. And not just those little salads.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35754,And when did anyone last say to you these exact words: You are the sunshine of my life'?,"OK, so A has left you, B is ambivalent, you're still seeing C but D is the one you yearn for. What are we to make of this? If I were you, I'd ditch the lot. There's a lot more letters in the alphabet of love.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35755,What kind of information?,She said that she was working on a novel and she wanted to know what kinds of drugs would be harmful to someone with a bad heart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35756,Good. Then you're staying.,"I'm staying. Don't ever enjoy the cruel part of all this; Sonny never listened to me about that. Now, explain everything to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35757,What the hell are you laughing about?,I just pictured the tire sitting in a chair watching TV.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35758,Very interesting. I'm learning a lot about manure. What's that?,Your shirt and jacket are still stained with blood. I have them soaking.You can wear these.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35759,Then you'd better start believing me.,"Mrs. Robinson, don't wreck it. I'm asking you please not to wreck it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35760,"We do. She's got hers, we've got ours. Hey. Wash and Dries.",I thought we all had separate rooms.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35761,She called to give me my schedule for tomorrow.,"What's interesting about it is you say you only knew her in passing. Yet, she says on her message for you to call her at home and she doesn't leave a number. That would imply you already knew the number.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35762,Nothing has occurred recently to shake my confidence.,I have heard of the arrogant male in capitalistic society. It is having a superior earning power that makes you like that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35763,Let's get this straight right now. We wouldn't have been late at all if it wasn't for you.,I want to have the big bag of little donuts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35764,I didn't mean for you to see it. It's like looking in someone's diary and taking it out of context. Know what I mean?,It made me feel like you could see inside of me. And I don't know how that's possible.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35765,I hate the horrid stuff.,I wish you wouldn't talk too much. We let a car get away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35766,"Well, you're not getting your play done, but you're certainly covering a lot of territory.",Haven't I covered some territory? It feels like I've been on a Cook's Tour[18] some place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35767,"And so, the little boy became a fearsome bandit. He couldn't find the stars, so he stole my comb.","Out here, you always fight for survival. You have to be part of a gang to stand a chance. Slowly, your gang becomes your family. All that Dark Cloud stuff is just to scare people and make my life easier.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35768,Back to plan A. The vicious cycle all over again. Theo lets go of Sheila.,"I've been trapped by Miles Kastle my whole life. She walks over to her scooter, and mounts it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35769,You do not want me to do your cover.,"I don't want you to do the cover, I, I need you to do the cover.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35770,"What is it, Jake?","Wes, Anne, come here a moment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35771,But now we've lost access to Craig.,"My child, I don't think its a great mystery what Craig's up to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35772,"There's to be a bright side, look for it.","Sir, you know what Ramelle is famous for? Cheese. The rest of the company is going to Caen and we're going to the goddamned cheese capital of France. There is no bright side.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35773,Was this during Betty?,"Everything was during Betty. God we were so young. Why did we think we had to do it all so fast? I've never cheated on Betty. Not once we were married, I mean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35774,"Because I don't know him and I don't really know you, partner.",Now that's down-right insulting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35775,And his passport photo? Did you hear? To scratch out your own face like that -- can you imagine -- the frame of mind you'd have to be in? I've thought about going to the police but I can't face it. I can't face anything anymore.,I feel guilty. I feel like I pushed him away. I spoke and he heard you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35776,"What do you think ? Everyone did it when we got our wings. You don't like it, do you ?","It's alright, I guess. You hear from anyone made it out of B.A. alive ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35777,"She's got photos, Barbara.","Adam, you had a photo of Big Foot!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35778,Don't we need a leader capable of guiding us through the seasons? The bad as well as the good?,Yes. We need a very good gardener.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35779,I don't want to be responsible for his food. Just a small green salad. And a Perrier.,Bring me the bay scallops with mercury poisoning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35780,"And was he in distress when you opened the door? Or was he sitting here, relaxed, at this table?",There is a medical explanation for everything that happened.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35781,I don't have a problem with it.,I like your hair. And that suit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35782,"There are three strangers in this room, traveller, and these gents you are accusing aren't them. Are these your friends?",I wanted a drink and a bed. I guess I came to the wrong place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35783,"Certainly, there is nothing so easy to like as a pet and they are quite silent.","Those 80 acres, that cross the stream, what do you think of them?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35784,"Yes, can I help you ? Maybe a donut or something ?","That's very funny, sir. You are under arrest.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35785,We have nothing to discuss.,"Now there you are completely wrong. If we sit down for a little chat, I'm sure we won't run out of conversation and what's more it won't be dull.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35786,"Listen, Michael's got a lot of nice people here. Friends of Kay's. He'll never forgive me if you ruin his party.",I hate to see you cringe in front of him. How come you're so scared of your own kid brother?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35787,What do you mean?,"I mean, I'm standing right outside the LADIES ROOM door at the PLAZA THEATER. Your girlfriend Christine is in there. She's all alone. Everyone's in the auditorium waiting for the film to start. I've got my knife.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35788,"We have some very tentative circumstantial evidence of freeky behavior, but there's no evidence of murder - there's not even a body.",I don't believe Tom's alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35789,I am so glad to see you!! I thought I'd never see you again!,"Okay, down boy. I can't take this for driving you home. I wish I could, but I can't. So here, take it back. I could have just left it for you at the desk, but it's very valuable. Now take it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35790,It all depends on what you're used to.,"Well, I'll be a son of a sea cook!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35791,"They said that? Really? Oh, your parents. The Nelson's. Right, right. How midwest. I like that.","Truth is, I'm a little nervous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35792,Looks like a helluva lot more than a make-over. Was there surgery involved?,Sorry I didn't recognize you earlier. You look so different.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35793,Good. I haven't decided yet if I'm a good cook.,"Hey Karl, you know what? Melinda was voted employee of the month at the Dollar Store last February. Isn't that somethin'?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35794,"Aw, pretty good. Kids are drivin' me crazy and Phyliss is gonna put me in the poorhouse. Can't complain other than that. Wouldn't do any good if I did. Do you know Scooter, Jerry?","No, don't guess I do. Scooter, good to meet you. This is him, the one I talked to you about on the phone. Now like I said, I'll understand if you get nervous about it. I'm not gonna lie to you now, he did get in that trouble but then he was real young.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35795,You can walk away. We both can.,"Yeah, that's easy for you to do. You never had any talent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35796,Pretty much. One day at a time.,I guessed you were straight black.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35797,"It isn't enough for Trafficking, but how 'bout Posession with the Intent to Distribute?","Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. What with all the cash, I think I could go with Conspiracy to Traffic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35798,"Regardless, he still is your father.",It's gonna be hard for me to get away with the show taking off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35799,Did you fix the damn film? It broke in the last reel.,I know. Everyone went home. We offered them refunds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35800,Four shootings in five years. All accidents.,They were drug buys. I was a vice cop.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35801,Perhaps if I were properly motivated.,That's slavery and murder. You don't know these people. They're just like you and me. They're nice people!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35802,To infinity and beyond!,"Oh, all this packing makes me hungry. What would you say to dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35803,"Oh really? You've been going through a lot of personal crap. You, Princess Di and Madonna?","If you want that baseball jacket for your birthday, Neil, learn to cough a little more realistically.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35804,You read Harry's new one? He says it's the best thing he's ever read.,"He must mean after ""Slime Creature 3"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35805,I don't know Megan.,It's like you resent us David. Resent the life you have.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35806,Wilmont used up the last spinal section.,"You see, it is completely out of the question.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35807,"No, that's right -- I know that. She said she's using another name -- but the problem is she left the message with my flatmate, which was a serious mistake.","Yes, sir. I have him in my mind.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35808,Oh Yeah? What's your master plan here?,"You're gonna be a video store clerk for the rest of your life? This is your big ambition, rearranging the ""Ernest"" movies?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35809,They will. They w-w-will.,"Tim, I have to tell you something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35810,Maybe Martha Moo finally went nuts and hijacked the bus.,"You know, there's, like, this rule. We get to go home at 7:55.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35811,"Well, gee, I try and have a heart.","Now look, here's something that really has a heart. This is the best invention I ever invented.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35812,"Certainly, sir. What do they call you at home?","My name is Frederick. As I was saying, Alex, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict. Do you understand, Alex? Have I made myself clear?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35813,Sure I know where he lives. He lives in Bailey Park.,Are you sure this is Bailey Park?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35814,"Our eyes reflect our lives, don't they? Yours are so confident.",How did you end up on Remus?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35815,"You must also do something about the public meetings. I see this, memorandum circulating, with Tibetan grievances.",You have cracked a man's skull and that crack has not healed. It is too soon to expect him to be your friend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35816,I beg your pardon?,"You see, I have this theory about men with glasses.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35817,What does that have to do with me?,"You haven't mentioned dating anyone since Mark and, well you're not a lesbian are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35818,"How's it look, Marge?","Well, he's got his gun on his hip there, and he looks like a nice enough guy. It's a real shame.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35819,Let's kick his ass.,"Cool off, we're seniors.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35820,"Yeah, Exley. What's the payoff?",You're the payoff expert. I'm just doing my duty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35821,"I had a checklist in mind. I thought that if babies were on the plane, the plane couldn't crash. But all the babies were crying, and I thought they knew something I didn't.","So anyway, they closed the doors, and she starts to scream. I've never in my life heard anyone scream quite like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35822,Are you going to England with her Lloyd?,That's one of the things I wanted to talk to you about sir.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35823,"Ted, have you lost your mind?",You like me. I like you. I guess it's pretty obvious to everyone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35824,"Very good, Mr. Johnny.",We will both have the Salad Ticino.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35825,"Alvy, you are totally incapable of enjoying life.",You're like New York. You're an island.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35826,We could. We could. But we'd have to get really serious. It's gonna cost twice as much to rent a place.,"So? That car wash pays good, and they're always looking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35827,I want to get out from under all this for good. And I want to fuck them all doing it.,"Then I gotta say, in my opinion, you can't get what you want.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35828,I don't have all day.,"Put the key in and turn it. The right pedal is gas, the other one's the brake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35829,"My handle's Silver Tongued Devil and I'm here to tell you, your fellow CB'ers are mighty proud of y'all.","Thanks much, Silver Tongued Devil.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35830,"Come on, Magda It's like that movie Harold and Maude.",I don't watch the new ones.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35831,"I was trying to pay you a compliment, I was guising it as science 'cause I know you're comfortable in that arena. Science.","A man just died, you're hitting on me with science.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35832,"Real magic, Willow, is simply the art of controlling the reality of others. You lack faith in your- self. You must learn to trust your intuition.",Go in the direction the bird is flying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35833,"Same here. But I had a long talk with my accountant this afternoon. You know, to see how a move like this would affect my tax picture, and he said it would be okay.",That's it. Just the two rooms.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35834,"Well, this big stake's got to be big by now. When you leaving?","See, I've got bills. My mother's been dying of the same disease since I was a kid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35835,Where does it say that?,On the side of that one truck.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35836,"Then why, Beth? Why go in? Why put out explosives? Why manifest the snakes?",You think I manifested the snakes?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35837,You talking to me?,"Look, I know this is your house and all, but do you think you couid keep it down? I'm trying to read.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35838,What do you see? Riddick?,Hunger. I see 60 years of hunger.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35839,Congratulations. I heard about that.,"YOUR SURPRISE, CHET. HER NAME IS LIL.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35840,You didn't mean to what?,"Well, I mean it could have been something else, but it just worked out that way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35841,"No, but I aim to before sundown. Gettin' kind of excited about it, too. Which way you going?",It don't matter. Ever since I lost the sperit it looks like I just as soon go one way as the other. I'll go your way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35842,What are they for?,They're paramedics. They wait at 180 feet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35843,What did he say? What did he say?,"Papa, the rule is you can only give penalties that can be performed in the room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35844,You're staying here. Some of them might not come after me. If they don't this place is gonna turn into a total stain.,You say that like it's a bad thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35845,What am I supposed to do?,If he pulls me over he gets all the proceeds plus Lenore here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35846,I don't give a shit. This one's prime for decryonization. We're brining her back.,I still think we should send for a team of real scientists.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35847,Houseboats don't go anywhere.,"Boats. All anyone talks about is the wind. Is it up, is it down. I can't live with a man who only talks about the wind.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35848,They get hair all over the place.,They're Yorkies and they don't shed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35849,"All living things pay dues, Conor. They must be respected for that.","As they age they contribute to a sum that is the kindling from which all future life comes. To feel it, to know it, is to be in touch with the will of every living thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35850,He couldn't find his ass with both hands.,Now that's the kind of motorcycle I want to see you on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35851,"And it just so happened that while they were showing me a particularly bad film, of like a concentration camp, the background music was playing Beethoven.",So now you have the same reaction to music as you do to sex and violence?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35852,"People tell me that I am crazy. That my business will never work in your country. What do you think, George?","What do I think? I don't want my answer to be influenced by what I want, so I'm going to have to say I don't know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35853,"Yeah, but it's got to be by Bone- Setter Brown.","Okay, Bone-Setter Brown goes. Here, sign it. Meanwhile, here's fifty dollars for spending money. That's fine. Beany!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35854,Chipped? The door? How can it be chipped?,"I don't know how it can be chipped, but it's chipped.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35855,"Listen, Dick. Killing Two-Face won't take the pain away. It'll make it worse.","Look, spare me the sermons, okay. You're just some rich guy who is trying to do a good deed. You don't even know me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35856,And why should we believe you?,I know something no one knows. He has had his finger removed. On his left hand. It left a scar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35857,"Just by absorbing the first worm into its cellular structure, it gets all of the worm's memories.",That's probably why Hannibal Lecter's so smart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35858,I just don't want to do it. What else?,Hate mail here. Fan mail here. The bad news is the IRS has just requested an audit on your income from this office.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35859,I'll always go back to that church. Look at my painting.,I'll always go back to that church.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35860,"Oh, not that. You promised you'd burn it.",You were adorable. The least you could do is use a glass.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35861,Uh-huh I'm sure. I've killed someone! OH MY GOD I'VE ACTUALLY KILLED SOMEONE!,Well then the people you need to call are the police.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35862,Who can forget this great hit from the 50's?,I feel as though I've stepped into a time warp!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35863,"Hi, boys, we almost gave up on you.","Oh, are we late? There are no clocks in this town.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35864,Four years of unemployment would look too good on a resume.,Keep watching the news. Are you watching the news?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35865,"Call him -- I mean it can wait, right?",I don't know. I may be in love with him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35866,Next waterhole's Black Draw. We Could be there by mid-morning.,"They're wise by now. Which is Next, Iron Springs? Yeah, let's Try there, Iron Springs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35867,What do you mean?,I mean I can't see the difference. I'm color-blind. But I like the dark gray one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35868,Good - be tough to the end. Actor who plays you will want to die like hero.,So tabloids don't have to do re enactments. They going to have real movie this time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35869,And they get caught!,That's right. So all we have to do is watch a bunch of movies and learn from their mistakes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35870,I have been questioned by the Gestapo just like that. Just like you questioned him.,"Emmi, stop! I want to show you something. Let me show you something and then if you want to leave, you can leave, please please. His friends, they did this. And he gave them birthday concerts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35871,"You're somewhere else, where?",Just that it's been a perfect day and that I'd like to skip my fancy dessert and go home after this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35872,Are you sure you can afford twenty-five?,"Well that depends on how you look at it. I can afford it as long as I see it again, if that's what you mean. You got the rest from the fat man and Bacon?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35873,Annette Harrison? I don't know what you're talking about.,Come on Greg. You're the only one who knows her. The truth will save you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35874,I'm not asking about the color. I mean is it rough or cottony?,"Actually, it is kind of rough.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35875,The boys at school don't think I am.,"They'll come around. Close your eyes, I wanna bring out the gorgeous color in them. The first rule in applying eye makeup, is you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35876,He has never gotten rid of the malaria. He is usually up and at it the next day. I'm going to make him fresh chicken broth.,Let me earn my keep. I'll go out and get a hen and have it picked and ready for the pot. Try to make him some cow tea next time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35877,What do you think you're doin'?!,These shoes are itchy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35878,I just got out of a six-year relationship. Okay? That should help to explain why I'm acting so weird. It's not you. It's me. I just wanted to say that. Sorry. This is Mike.,Hi. This is Nikki. Leave a message.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35879,Aloha means hello and goodbye.,Oh wow. Look at you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35880,Are you just making that up to make me feel better?,Of course not. Here's the fruit cake. And you want to see my knee?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35881,Tell me. Has Black Peter already crossed off a few bad children?,"The fat man on Cherry Street. The other fat man, Mr. Bulldozer. The trumpet player. That leaves two.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35882,What are you doing?,"Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35883,So I've been told.,"Well if you need anything, please feel free to ask me. Just a reminder we have fabulous cuisine available 24 hours in the earthrise room, and a large selection of vintage wines here in our ship bar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35884,"Well, I told Strasser he wouldn't find the letters here. But I told my men to be especially destructive. You know how that impresses Germans? Rick, have you got these letters of transit?","Louis, are you pro-Vichy or Free French?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35885,-- and this is confidential?,"Of course, it's just for us to verify your credit card information. It's completely confidential and it appears on your credit card billing statement as D&D Mattress Man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35886,"Nothing ventured, nothing gained.","Hey Skippy? Do I have the word ""chump"" tattooed on my forehead?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35887,It isn't a Park Avenue address. really.,"So it's six hundred feet below Park Avenue, It's still a Park Avenue address.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35888,"You kicked us off your turf, Merk. Don't rain on our parade.","Mr. Nelson, you disappoint me. First you break our school board rules. Then you break the law.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35889,"Oh, at least, sir. The land alone is worth a small fortune.",But I can't just drop everything and leave. I have responsibilities and obligations.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35890,No! I've got more than one shirt!,"She can do that stuff for you. Anyway, just wear some of my things, wear anything you want, most of it's ancient.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35891,He said it was important to have standards. He said nobody has pride anymore.,It's not like you laid the eggs yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35892,Where is Pimenov? Where is Pimenov?,He will be on the train.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35893,"After all, that's how you catch fish, isn't it?",You could also try a bamboo pole and a worm.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35894,Out of the mouth of babes.,"Upham, you've got to learn the difference between whining and griping. You can't just rely on natural ability, you've got to study and practice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35895,"Yeah, the weight's Ok.","All right, lemme ask you something. Let's say I was a good friend of yours. And I was telling you I was gonna bet a lot of money on you in this Janiro fight. What would you tell me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35896,What do you mean?,"Well, I wasn't sure whether he was parroting me because that's all he was capable of, or whether he sensed that that's all I wanted to hear, and he was trying to please me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35897,I'm too tired not to go out with you.,"So if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split. But things being how they are, what with you wiped out, you'd like us to get back together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35898,Okay. Just remember that. Now beat it.,"Oh, thanks, thanks, Mister. I always knew you guys were kind-hearted.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35899,"The Jewish worker's salary, you pay it directly to the SS, not to the worker. He gets nothing.",But it's less. It's less than what I would pay a Pole. That's the point I'm trying to make. Poles cost more.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35900,I'm stuck. The seat's got my feet!,"Tim, I'll come back for you. I'll get Lex out first.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35901,"It's a tightrope, Spud, a fucking tightrope.","My problem is that I tend to clam up. I go dumb and I can't answer any questions at all. Nerves on the big occasion, like a footballer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35902,Why don't I feel like celebrating?,Cause all of a sudden you got no one you can fucking brown nose anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35903,"It is when you love someone, and they don't love you. And then you do something about it.",Sometimes I feel like my parents don't love me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35904,What are you doing?,Making our very own solstice fire.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35905,"We let Lecktor's message run as is and decode it after. Or we pull it, work our the code and put ours in next week.",Can we still get Lecktor's message out of the paper?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35906,"We have to think this through. We have to be smart. Now is not the time to panic. If we panic now, we're done for. Nobody saw it. Nobody knows it was us. We're still okay. Now all we have to do is just figure out our next move.","Our next move? I'll say one thing, Louise. This is some vacation. I sure am having a good time. This is real fun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35907,Hey! Do you have any idea how much those beakers cost? I usually charge for hypnosis.,"Oh, go feel up your hamsters! I hear rodents put out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35908,I told you we had plenty to talk about. Shall we sit down?,"Now, let's free ourselves from emotionalism and try to solve the problem in a practical way. Our situation has changed considerably. Before I had only a claim to the jewels. Now I have the jewels.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35909,And we got rid of the red head.,And we got rid of the red head.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35910,How 'bout some Christmas music?,That is Christmas music.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35911,Why didn't they say that before you started?,I wasn't too old when I started the course. I was too old when it finished.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35912,You can't sell this to your friends.,Man. Fuck you guys. I have this great idea and you guys have to be all skeptical.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35913,"No. The kind from Kraft, with the macaroni and the cheese.",I've been craving that stuff all week.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35914,What was all that? Who was that man? Why would he shoot at us?,"I don't know, some people just don't like nuns. I wish I had a ruler.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35915,I can't believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk.,"Don't blame me, I don't even remember being there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35916,You ever reflect how this big explosion in dead women coincides with the flowering of women's lib?,"Yessir. I have reflected on that, sir. Which explains my gushing deference to you, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35917,Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?,I was talking about my rug.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35918,Me too. That's why I fight so hard.,"Hey, it's the invisible man. Brother where you been?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35919,What secret meaning? Like a Satanical thing?,"Watch the show, Sid. His basket is bigger than the one you're pushing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35920,"Hey, how are you? BARRY I'm fine, hi, how are you?",I'm just stopping by to say hello.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35921,"I'm afraid this is a wine bar, Mr. Quince.","Okay, give me a bottle of wine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35922,I think I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack.,"OK lassies, I think it's time you get to gripping reality.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35923,"No, Paul, they're afraid. They've demanded to be moved back to headquarters now.","Give me their uniforms. I will put people at the gate, in disguise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35924,He chopped off the horn and left the rest to rot.,That would be the Baron's way. There'll be no light or life in the world until the alicorn is taken from him and he vanquished.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35925,Where the hell are we?,It looks like the furnace.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35926,"""Save the City?"" I don't want to save the city, I want to move! Listen, I'm sure the computer disc is pretty fascinating and I can't thank you enough for the little weird gold thingie, but..","You know, my name's not Spooky. It's, it's Rachel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35927,"That's the influence of the right food, the right exercise, and the right breathing. Greet the dawn with the Breath of Fire! Of course, there's no doubt the body is giving out. I'm well into autumn. I'll have to be giving it all up after Saturday. Sweeten the tea with honey, Harold. It's delicious.",That's a nice teapot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35928,You don't have to excuse yourself. I'm a nurse. I understand.,"Meet me onboard, sweetheart. I have to pick up a few things at the drugstore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35929,I don't need the money.,"This is something that is never going to end. You can never work in the business again with this contract, because he will find you. To survive, you have to go into deep hiding. And that's going to take money, a lot of money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35930,You did? A human ear?,Yeah. I've got it here in this bag. I thought I should bring it to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35931,"So, did you set 'em all straight on the ugly facts of life?","I have the feeling, they got it down already. They're a step ahead of us, Artie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35932,I do not think you anything anymore. Just back from the hospital and already you are chasing after boys.,Oh shut up. All we did was talk. My attack had nothing to do with him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35933,"Well, I might've found him again if I hadn't left Rome to make this pointless trip down here with you.","As I recall, you were on your way home. And I didn't want you to go so, yes, I told you a little white lie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35934,"Reting Rinpoche has been arrested. He tried to overthrow Regent Taktra. Today, he is brought back to Lhasa by government officials. The monks at Sera Monastery have been on his side. Now, there is trouble between them and the army.","I am sorry for you to have to witness this, Kundun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35935,It is not necessary to understand. We are leaving and I am thankful.,"Thea, your choice is a very simple one. Either you want to claim him as your father, or you do not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35936,"Yeah, I guess so.","What about Tony? He's looking forward to the hotel, I bet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35937,How will he do that?,"Well, Mr. Stephens is representing several families. The Ottos, the Walkers, us, and I think a couple more. Mr. Stephens is suing the town for negligence. He's sure that the accident could have been avoided if they had done their jobs right. He's a very smart man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35938,"She missed ""myriad"" on a vocab test two weeks ago, all right?",That only proves my point more. The word is a badge for her failures at school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35939,So could I. And I'm a poor businessman.,"I have a proposition for whoever has those letters. I will handle the entire transaction, get rid of the letters, take all the risk, for a small percentage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35940,Once you put the hotels on board walk and Park Place he puts a shoe in your way.,I like to buy off all the railroads.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35941,I'm Miss Wilson - Mrs. Schuyler's social secretary.,I was sent from the Post in place of our social editor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35942,Nobody's as evil as my brothers. Those dudes put the wick in wicked.,Go get a soda out of the fridge.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35943,"The Oswalds are introduced by George de Mohrenschildt to Janet and Bill Williams. It's through Janet Williams in October '63 that Lee gets the warehouse job, right smack on Elm Street at the Book Depository, which is owned by another oilman with ties to defense and military intelligence.",Presumably so he can now exercise his intellect stacking school texts at $1.25 an hour.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35944,Don't you expect me to be a little hurt?,"Mrs. Robinson, you stand there and tell me I'm not good enough for your daughter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35945,"A well-timed lightning bolt through her window and Monday morning, all the other heathers, shit, everybody would be cast fucking adrift.","Well then, I'll pray for rain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35946,No. No. We have already succeeded.,"I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurts. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the Lightning Sand. But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35947,Don't look like nothing.,Just banged my head. It was an accident.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35948,"What are you doing over at the lanes that's so dangerous, Buzz?","You shouldn't listen to her, she's a nervous old Nellie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35949,"Hope you never do. At first it feels like a sauna, by the time you hit victim four it's a fucking burning shirt factory.","Chuck, hello. This is Agent Kulok. She has a background in medical forensics.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35950,And where might that be?,"I was thinking, Antigua, maybe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35951,"In so many words, yes.","Then I don't think so Mr. Bloom. If nothing is going to change, I'd just as soon it not change in the way it hasn't been changing all this time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35952,Then we'd both have a miserable time. What do you think?,"Hey, you're a hip chick. You look like you stepped right out of Life magazine. Any time you want to borrow it again, just ask.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35953,Hit don't make no difference where I was to be. We'll always be friends. There ain't no way to stop that. I aim for you to have these books.,Maybe you can make more sense out of them than I can. I made you a little old book marker and stuck it in that book on Christmas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35954,So you'll think about it?,"You really don't get it, do you? I am genetically programmed to desire a big, buff, manly man who can defend and provide for me and my yet to be conceived offspring! It's, like, a caveman thing!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35955,I knew there was a sound explanation.,What was that you were saying before with your soldiers? Day pro fun.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35956,"Okay, schmuck. What do you want me to do?","Just watch me. If anything weird happens - like if I start dreaming weird or try to walk out of here, you gotta try to bring me out of it. his me over the head if you have to. Just don't let me leave.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35957,"You and CY have a nice talk? He tell you about Sunrise Enterprises, helping people? Well, I've seen him hurt people. Why are you following me?",Because you can barely walk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35958,What do I got?,A gift. When you were a baby the gods reached down and turned your left arm into a thunderbolt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35959,Thanks a lot Lloyd.,I was just going to kind of move around.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35960,What do you know about me?,I know that you used to work with an architect.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35961,"Well, I'm just gonna go back out there till I catch on to it or break my neck.","What is it? You all of a sudden got this bug you had to go surfing? This is a line, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35962,"Let's get out of here, this place makes me sick.",We have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35963,"What do they do for you, except get in your way?",And when things get in your way - or people - you just knock them aside - get rid of Them - is that your idea?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35964,Well that's the eye right there. Money. And all the power and misery it brings with it. It's a plot to take over the world. The Master Conspiracy. Can take a lifetime to pull off.,Do they have a secret handshake?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35965,"I out rank you, that's why.","In the service you do, but we're not particularly in the service right now. Way I see it, what we're doing, that doesn't particularly give you the right to toss orders around.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35966,"Course not. He ain't in the box 'cause a the joke played on him. He's there 'cause he back sassed a Free Man. They got their rules and we ain't got nothing to do with that. Woulda probably happened to him sooner or later, to a complainer like him. He's gotta learn the rules same as anybody else.","Yeah, those poor old guards need all the help they can get.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35967,"You'd have to get me inside. Get inside, watch where the money's moving, see where the guards are going. Then I could work with your map.","Wrong, convict. You walk in there, they recognize you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35968,It's a technique Ugly John and I worked out in case something like this came up.,Look at the size of those two beasts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35969,"Why don't you come back up with me, Ronnie.",I think I'll stand out here in the sun.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35970,How 'bout when you went down the stairs?,I think I pulled my quadriceps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35971,Vanessa's one of our top agents.,"My God, Vanessa's got a smashing body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35972,This would be a bad time for me to leave.,"We are going where the action is. Ain't that right, Okra? Let's play for a couple of bucks unless you want to start off with two bits and work our way up. What would you give to be rich?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35973,"Busting his balls? If I was busting your balls, I'd send you home for your shine box.",You remember Tommy's shines? The kid was great. He made mirrors.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35974,No. I just came by to apologize.,"It seems like ever since I found out about this guy, this name, I've been kind of crazy. Like I was on drugs or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35975,"Everett, my beard itches.",This is crazy. No one's ever gonna believe we're a real band.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35976,"""Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center."" Sounds charming.",That's just part of the island. It has a very nice beach. Terns nest there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35977,"Nathan, what the hell are you talking about?","Forget mice! Actually forget guinea pigs, cats, monkeys, and chimps also. I'm on to stage five: The human subject.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35978,What does that mean?,That means we get five hundred thousand to help raise the kids.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35979,"Please, mom. People will talk.",I can't help it. I'm just so proud of you. You've got the highest grades in all of your classes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35980,You want to ask me a question?,"See, this is why I lose at poker. Yes, I do have a question.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35981,They are? I forgot all about them. What do you think they want?,"Well, your uncle was Chairman of the Board of Directors. They probably expect you to carry on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35982,"A decent meal every once in a while wouldn't hurt either, this road food is crap.","If I never eat at another Waffle House again, I can die a happy girl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35983,"Of course, Harold's father had a similar sense of the absurd. I remember once in Paris he stepped out for cigarettes and the next I hear he's arrested for floating nude down the Seine - experimenting in river currents with a pair of yellow rubber water wings. Well, that cost quite a little bit of ""enfluence"" and ""d'argent"" to hush up, I can tell you. Harold, dear, stop playing with your food. Don't you feel well?",I have a sore throat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35984,I could let them go for ten.,You professional men drive a hard bargain. I'm afraid I only have five on me. Sheila pulls out a 5 dollar bill.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35985,"I'm just trying to figure what interests me more: the possibility that Daryl is the guy, or you making him absolutely the guy.",That was over thirty years ago. I paid for that and then some.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35986,I don't know. How do I know?,"I don't know either. You spin around, when you lie down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35987,Ben -- what's happening? Who is Mr. Gladstone?,I don't know. They must think I look like this guy Gladstone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35988,"Oh aye, a sledge.",But the way you did it then sounded so phony.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35989,I reserved a Cadillac.,"Yeah, well, this one's the Cadillac of minivans.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35990,You walk past me?,Hey. This is Shelly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35991,How about the pig-lizard?,Hey I was doing okay with the pig lizard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35992,"If you want that baseball jacket for your birthday, Neil, learn to cough a little more realistically.",I have a cold.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35993,"That is the question of the hour. We could assume a parallel to certain insect forms who have hivelike organization. An ant of termite colony, for example, is ruled by a single female, a queen, which is the source of new eggs.",You're saying one of those things lays all the eggs?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35994,Do you believe the Grail actually exists?,The search for the Cup of Christ is the search for the divine in all of us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35995,Okay! How do we turn this thing on?,"Bela, somebody misplaced the motor. So when you wrestle the octopus, shake the legs a bit, to make it look like it's killing you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_35996,"It's a little ""Silence of the Lambs"" for me. I can't believe you waited for the wedding to run.",He's an entomologist! I thought it was very unique.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35997,No doubt about it.,Can I have that pad and the pencil?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35998,Good for you. Now why don't you stop wasting my time and tell me what you want. You didn't go through all this for my benefit.,It's your lucky day. You just might get the chance to pay back our wonderful country for all the freedom you enjoy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_35999,My family expects a lot from me. And I expect a lot from me. I plan on running for office some day.,And I fully support that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36000,Wooo. Jealously rearing its ugly head.,"I'm not kidding. I want to get out of here - now, ok.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36001,No. I don't want to see you.,"Mr. Lounds, you're a reporter. You're here to titillate your readers. If you don't open your eyes, I'll staple your eyelids to your forehead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36002,The break up value is higher. It's worth 80.,"But we don't want to be greedy now, so let's let him have it at $72.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36003,I'm going to send them to my friends for Christmas presents.,You think those are good presents? Who wants an old wig?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36004,"No? Well, I disagree. I think they did. I think they probably went home last night and, you know, kicked off their sandals and had a nice laugh about the drunk on the corner, you know? Makes me sick.","What are, what are you doing? Look, Tim, just go home. Alright. Go home and sleep it off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36005,"This clock, I gave this clock to Bones.",I'm from what you would consider the future; the 24th-century.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36006,"Oh! Well, what happened to you?","They tore my legs off, and they threw them over there! Then they took my chest out, and they threw it over there!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36007,Then you'll be my best man.,"Well, I'm good, I don't know if I'm best.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36008,"This is ridiculous, Lovejoy. Find her.","I don't think I've ever seen such a flat calm, in 24 years at sea.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36009,"Decidedly. Yesterday I was greatly amazed when I came from the market and found that you had made your bed, sir.","And Gaston, I was happier all day long. I felt I'd contributed something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36010,"You find me a decent place for under three hundred a month in this town, and I'll happily move out of this crap neighborhood.","I should go. Your sister worries, and when she worries she yells.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36011,"No. But things ain't always like they seem, Arletta. You know that. A man's gotta go his own way.","Well, I don't know, I just wash my hands of it, I guess I just got to love you and let go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36012,"I hate the beach. Wouldn't go there if you paid me. Besides, I'm way overdue on my story about off-track betting in the Himalayas. You don't think it's the mafia, do you?",Its been very nice meeting you. I enjoy your column.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36013,"All the nightmares. All the hell I went through was because of you, you spineless bastard!","I'm a director Sid, I direct. For example, Angelina over there, She's my partner. I can convince her to do anything. We've been dating since I met her in Woodsboro.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36014,I wonder where Norman Bates does his hermiting?,Someone was at that window. I saw the curtain move.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36015,That could be anybody's.,They also found my two beam scale in the garage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36016,You didn't say that about the food?,"I was just in the cafeteria, there's plenty of food in there. Take a look for yourself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36017,What about your personal safety in the meantime? What about the Army -- and the police?,My name is Carpenter and I'm a very earthy character living in a respectable boarding house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36018,"Well, I don't have hallucinations. Honest.","This doctor, was he tall, with dark hair?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36019,"I'm sorry, but I'm not here to be your savior.",Well try this one on for size. I think I'm falling in love with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36020,"Good God Almighty, bless your bones. But the problem grows.",Week by week the crowds at the door keeps getting larger. We can't feed all the hungry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36021,Why did the chicken cross the road?,"What am I, a five year old?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36022,It's something I've always wanted to do.,"You actually could make breaking and entering into a new career. So, what are you doing here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36023,You expect more what?,"You're going to be hungover for three days. Like those guys on ""Oprah"" that get drunk and have disgusting sex with prostitutes and then say their vows with the stench of cheap hotel whore sex all over them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36024,I got four points of posit- ive comparison on the cut ..,"Yeah, that's all very inter- esting, but where's the body?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36025,You follow the law and do the best you can. It's all there.,"Just know that in this case there's not going to be any satisfaction. If we caught John Doe and he were the devil himself, if it turned out he were actually Satan, then, that might live up to our expectations. No human being could do these things, right? But, this is not the devil. It's just a man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36026,"That's my name, Maximillions. Don't wear it out, babe, or I'll make you buy me a new one.","Uh, Selina, this is, uh, Bruce Wayne.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36027,"I don't think it's abuse, I think it's torture.",The public doesn't have any idea what we do and now you're going to define our image! This is going to be our Rodney King!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36028,"Bullshit, a twenty-two doesn't carry a one-iron -- don't sandbag me, lady.","Okay, sometimes I'm a nineteen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36029,"Well, then, you'll have to walk. The Munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkinland. And remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment, or you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Witch of the West.","But, how do I start for Emerald City?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36030,Pirates of the fucking Caribbean.,"This is the hot new place, besides, you love pirates. Tell me Mikey doesn't love pirates.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36031,You exist here. I keep telling you.,That's impossible. I'm not Rheya.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36032,Why are we here?,She e-mailed me yesterday this is where we should meet her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36033,What the hell do you want?,"Just a visit with my old pal, Jay-bird.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36034,We don't judge here.,"OK. Well, I just really met my Dad for the first time three days ago. He was partially frozen for thirty years. I never knew him growing up. He comes back and now he wants me to take over the family business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36035,"To talk? Well, OK, that might be good.",I understand you just got engaged. Maybe that's where we should start.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36036,I'm okay. What's up?,"Well, I hate to say this, but I think the bomb bay doors are stuck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36037,I don't understand. Not a week ago your father gave us his blessing.,My future husband died in battle against the Sutherlands.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36038,Gallagher! She's the real McCoy!,And the rest of us are truck horses?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36039,That's stupid! I happen to know my mom is the tooth fairy.,Your mom is the tooth fairy? That is so cool!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36040,"Oh, how do you mean?","You can be in a room with 100 men, and not like any of them, or you can be in a room with just one man, and he's exactly the one you want.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36041,"Shall we close up, then?",Maybe we should just sit for a while. It's very peaceful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36042,"Objection! Your honor, counsel is raising a question that is not germane to these proceedings.","While the child was in the care of the witness, he cut his face badly and is now scarred.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36043,"You weren't straight with us, Frankie, what else could we do?","We could have talked first, saved a lot of running around.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36044,What do you mean?,"Peggy, do you know what a penis is? Stay away from it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36045,I'm all out of liquor -- and there's no clean glasses -- no cheese crackers -- no nothing.,Let me worry about that. Just leave the key under the mat and clear out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36046,What a beautiful thought.,"What do you think you were in your previous life, Amy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36047,"They organized this, not me. I have nothing to do with it.",Well it's bad timing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36048,"Er, guys. Where's the Hockey Player?","I'll tell you where he is. He's walking around this ship, killing anything that moves.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36049,Did he say anything?,He just kinda gurgled. He was pretty much dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36050,"Uh, home, you know.","Yeah, I talked to your mom. I think I woke her up. I hope I didn't get you in trouble.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36051,"What's the matter, Max?",I just found out why all those tele- phone calls. It is not Miss Desmond they want. It is the car they want to rent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36052,"Their child died, and they got a lawyer.",It should be said that my task is to represent the Walkers only in their anger. Not their grief.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36053,Argyle. Don't you take this stuff?,"Do I? I'm sorry. You're gonna have to help me, man. This is my first time driving a limo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36054,I'm sorry -- I arrived outside -- they thrust this thing into my hand -- I didn't know what to do.,"No, it's my fault, I thought this would all be over by now. I just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing. I seriously don't know what got in to me. I just wanted to make sure you were fine about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36055,"Sit down and join us, Cindy.","Yeah, I always wanted to watch you eat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36056,"I brought a pork chop, maybe we could hang it around your neck for luck.","No thank you, but maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36057,You must have done something to her.,"Since she has repented, all she does is throw stones.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36058,"I'm dizzy, not deaf.","Hey, she's still a smart ass, excellent sign. Did you see any sugar in here? Any candy bars, anything sweet?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36059,"No, no. That's not the way it is at all. No, I stayed up all night trying to figure out how to protect my best friend. Wait, yeah, no, I was trying to come up with some lie so that you wouldn't have to go to jail for the rest of your life.",Wow. You did that for me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36060,aybe we ought to postpone the opening.,Joanna loves this play. She has sunk tons of money. She is completely Ncommitted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36061,What do you want!,We need your help. To take this baby to Tir Asleen. She's a prin- cess.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36062,"Cat. That's simple. I like it. Hi, Cat.","We thought you was dead, you know. It's okay that I live here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36063,What color flowers you want me to bring to your funeral?,In flight school you qualified in single and in multi-engine planes. You'll be flying multi-engines here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36064,"See you, Miles. You take care.","Bye, Stephanie. Bye, Siena, Caryl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36065,And how do we release the power?,The legend goes that you release the power with the power.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36066,Ho! Ho! A dash of American humor! Vladimar Skrapinov!,Yes. I like that name very much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36067,"At first I wasn't sure because you said that you never had anyting like last night happen before. But I found out that most people have the potential for tuning in to ""the other world"" and neve do. It has something to do with the environment - like they have to be in a place that's sending signals.","Like a haunted house, right? I don't believe in ghosts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36068,"You know, we're branding here tomorrow. If you two want to come by to watch or give a hand, you're welcome.",Branding? I haven't branded in years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36069,"Yeh, I think so. I gave the kay- ducer a C-note. You find out the deck?","He usually plays with a Royal or a Cadenza. I got you one of each. He likes to cold deck low, 8's or 9's.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36070,No. Women're always followin' me 'round.,I'm just going in to do my shopping.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36071,Really? What else does your mother say?,"Oh, hi. I thought you guys got lost.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36072,"Di, are you okay? We can skip the girl party this week.",Everything's fine. I'm just having a little trouble keeping my frown upside down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36073,Let your fingers do the walking.,They're playing our song. Dare I ask for this dance?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36074,"Sounds like a french word, what is it?",It's a romantic and tragic drink.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36075,Hello! It's Anchorage! Gotcha!,"Sorry, that's the largest city.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36076,"Gee, that's a thing of beauty, honest to God, a real thing of beauty. I'm going to try to remember that. Liberty, humanity and justice. Beautiful. But you used the word 'naive'. Are you now saying you think you were wrong? That art and politics can't be separated?","I believe art and politics should be separate, but that they weren't kept separate I learned to my cost.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36077,"Yeah, well I didn't!","Well, we're not going to hurt it, old boy. I say, love, is Flipper ready to go?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36078,You know how important this is to my mother. You know that.,I'm sorry. I'm sorry I forgot the tent. I don't think I forgot anything else.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36079,You're charming the boy.,"Hey, Toyota. He asked me a question.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36080,Okay then. Have you got a lot of friends?,"Lily and I talk a bit. You know Lily, runs the coffee shop?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36081,Why do you want to see it?,"Well, because I'm curious. I want to know more about what you do here. Frankly, there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possible environmental impact from your operation. For instance, the storage of noxious, possibly hazardous waste materials in your basement. Now either you show me what's down there or I come back with a court order.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36082,We are always going to be all right tomorrow. I'd like to be all right a few todays.,"We're going to have a lot of those, We're just going to get the money and then go all the way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36083,"Carrying out our mission, Mr. Secretary. If you don't mind, we're very busy right now. We need to be able to do our jobs.","Admiral, I asked you a question.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36084,"There are major rail disruptions in the South, two airborne divisions are on alert. That exercise is an invasion.","Well, you know how Bobby has it in for the State of Mississippi.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36085,"If you ask me, the fucker got what he deserved. I'm glad he's dead.",That's a terrible thing to say. Frida goes back to scrubbing the floor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36086,"Neil, don't leave the back doors open -- I don't want Holly near the pool.",We'd have to get one of those sliding covers for the pool.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36087,Counting the gray hairs in your head.,Counting the what? What does that have to do with the price of butter?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36088,"Oh my God, Steven.","Yeah, well somebody fucked her and if I find out it was you, I'm gonna come over there and shoot you in the head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36089,So does your tongue cramp up?,"Nah, you get kind of dizzy though.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36090,"Mind I ask, what's all this business here?",These are whipped body creams. It's like a lotion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36091,So -- how far are we from the campus?,Oh we're not going to the campus.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36092,Yeah. He delivers the goods on Zammito. If we got what we wanted we'd let his brother go providing he tells us where the Van Gogh and the other paintings are.,No one has mentioned the part of the plan about us getting caught and going to prison.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36093,What kind of personal project?,"Oh, just a personal project like anyone else's personal project. Mine's just a little more personal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36094,"No one I've run into knows what ""coyote ugly"" means.","Maybe that bartender made it up. I mean I think coyotes are rather beautiful. Maybe ""coyote ugly"" is really a compliment. Like someone who's conventionally ""ugly"" but is really beautiful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36095,Ach ! How will you know if they've made it ?,"The room will fill to the top, then if they wind up in the next room, they lived, if not, they're dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36096,I'll call her later.,"You know, we saw you save your girlfriend's life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36097,"Oh shit, the meltdown. It's spread to the tower.",We've got to get the nanobot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36098,Sounds to me like a well - educated way of saying you have no idea what to do next.,"What I do know is that whatever he's becoming, Sid 6.7 is going to be even worse than he was before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36099,"Donna, you are such a crack up. You don't even like Mike. Is this what you are going to do to show me you are not uptight.","This is about sex, not like. Mom, Laura's here and I think I will have one of those huckleberry muffins. You want a muffin?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36100,"Why is that, do you think?","Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36101,I'm just tired is all. I'll see you tonight OK baby?,OK. I love you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36102,I want to get money for you and the baby.,I don't need any money for the baby. I'll be fine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36103,But my parasite is consuming all the new memories. Eating my lines.,You have to see the words. Try to build a mental picture of the script. Imagine your lines high- lighted with a felt tip pen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36104,Nothing. Nothing much. Passing through.,"Passing through! You're so white. Did you ever see a guy so white, Marge? Gray, actually.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36105,"While you two were dating in high school. We're talking four, five years ago, back when I drove a Trans- Am.",Oh my God! You're Rick Derris?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36106,The Hulmes will look after me. They want me to live with them!,"Don't be so ridiculous. You're our daughter, you belong here with us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36107,"Matt Hooper, the specialist they send down from the Oceanographic Institute.",I think we all owe a debt of gratitude to these men for catching this monster.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36108,"Can not do without, Harry's wild about me.","Excuse me Harry, I'm sorry, I just wanna let you know that the flowers were delivered. And the room's all set up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36109,Is something wrong with the phone? Well is something wrong with the batteries?,I always check the batteries.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36110,"Oh, nothin', you know.","Here's the money, and the phone. Please, Dude, follow whatever instructions they give.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36111,"Yeah, I don't feel so well.","Okay, guys, we're gonna leave. Let's get the check.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36112,I believe we are arriving in an enlightened age; an age of peace that will bring Rome her greatest glory. Thanks to Marcus Aurelius.,"You know, general, there is a Gate of Janus in Rome which is only closed in time of peace. Sadly, it has remained open for three hundred years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36113,Hey there. I thought I heard somebody on the porch. Wasn't your name Karl?,Yeah it is. Your name's Frank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36114,"My goodness, a word with four syllables. I should get some ice before your brain gets too hot.",Sure. Just chisel some off your heart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36115,"Of course, my dear.",You are so good to me. Will you also allow me to have a botanical garden?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36116,It was April. April seventeenth. That one I remember.,We were playing the lounge one night and she came in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36117,"All right, old man. Christ.",Get me a Dr. Peppa! I don't want no Pepsi. Pepsi ain't nothing but flavored water.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36118,You better go get Dwight and the Professor.,"Alright, Cindy, what's so important?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36119,"Nesting, huh? Are you planning to build the crib out of twigs and saliva?","You should read the book. I even flagged the ""daddy chapters"" for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36120,You can tell when people believe you. It's obvious.,Well I don't have that skill and if I had to guess I would say that in no way did she believe me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36121,"Well, give it to me then.",She wants to give it to you herself and collect her ten percent. She also wants to explain why she had to hold on to it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36122,"Aw, you ain't disturbing me, but it kind of looks like rain, don't ya think?","My name is Lt. Wydell, I'd like to ask you a few questions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36123,"I shouldn't have listened to you, I should've followed you right into the ""can"" the way he did.","If I had known I was going to have company, he was right next to me. I think he heard me peeing! I hate that, I am glad he's in jail.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36124,"Right here. ""Albert Lucas Trumbo."" And all the others. I knew them all. So did you. We went to school with most of them.","It doesn't seem right, this being down here. It ought to be where people can see it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36125,Hello up there! Anyone! Can someone call an ambulance? I'm in quite a lot of pain.,You've all been gathered here to form my Evil Cabinet. Excuse me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36126,"The key lime is great, but it's an acquired taste.",I haven't had a key lime pie in ten years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36127,Goodbye? Where're you going? What about our partnership? I'm making real progress with the microchip.,You were meant to You're one of those fortunate people that good things happen to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36128,"It means I was worried that all the time you spent away from the fold might have affected you. You've been living the life of the hired gun -- the well paid hired gun, I might note. There's no glory to it, but there are those that like it.","So you thought that maybe I'd grown too attached to this charade I've been playing, is that it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36129,Who cares? Chicks are for fags.,"I think she wants me to come over to put me into the right position to check out her delicates, what ever that means.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36130,"I have a policy, AIG. It covers me and my family and when it runs out in sixty days, without a bodyguard, I will not be able to renew it.",I know you need to please Lisa. An ass like that is hard to find. Good bodyguards are even harder.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36131,"I don't know, honey. It's horrible.",She's punishing me for being honest. I should just go to her house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36132,I like my name.,"This is Danny and Ralph, they own the Dino Raphael salon in Detroit. We used to be married.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36133,Leave it to me.,"Also, could you remember to use the service entrance at all times?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36134,Do you like her?,"Yes I do, and I think she's very good for your father.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36135,I am understandably curious.,They destroyed the simulator room and you with it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36136,"Yeah, heh heh. He's a anus. Heh heh.",Huh huh huh. That was cool.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36137,What are you doing?,"Gee, I don't know. I guess I'm not cut out to be a World Citizen who experiences everything and nothing at the same time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36138,One of them should've been you.,"Yes, Mr. Luthor. The XK101 can travel anywhere in the world undetected. It also has a sensory device built into it so that it can detect any obstacle in its path and avoid it. It just goes around it or over it. The XK101 never quits! It will not stop until it reaches its pre-targeted target!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36139,Absolutely. I suppose everyone does.,"Just like we all have fantasies, right? Things only we know, that we don't share.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36140,What do you think you're doing?!,You mean the press conference? I have a couple of ideas I wanted to share with the country.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36141,To make sure you're okay.,"You know all that ""if these walls could talk"" stuff? Do you believe it? That a place has a memory?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36142,"No, I know. But, what if you don't make it? 'I mean, you don t Want to be working at a mail place the rest of your life. It's okay for an after school job, but, come on, ""hi, I'm Rob and I run the Tiki Post""?! Totally lame.",Maybe we should go in a different room?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36143,"And why not, Mr. Venkman?",Because you didn't say the magic word.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36144,You don't have that dead look in your eyes like the only thing you live for is to get through the day.,I just drove in this morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36145,A mother-fuckin' peace conference.,We gotta talk in private. I got a friend in Coney Island who's gonna open his restaurant just for us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36146,He's a brave man.,I didn't know you invented that Smelting Process.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36147,What ya doin' out so late? Hidin' from the cops?,I hear the health department is going to close this joint for selling dirty beer. I come by to help you carry out your money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36148,You guys figure it out. I'm taking a break.,"Yeah. Good idea. Go milk the cows, feed the chickens.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36149,Why don't you return this car and borrow mine? Have Debi follow you to the rent-a-car so you can get a ride back.,I think I'll go see Debi today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36150,Just part of hospital routine.,What are we going to do? Talk about me sex life?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36151,"I've met some cynical and miserable humans in my time. But you, Edward Valiant, are positively funereal!","Well, right now it's gonna be your funereal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36152,"Well, that will have them rolling in the aisles.","Sad and wonderful! I have a blue velvet cap which will do well, I have seen apothecary with a cap just so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36153,And I was in it? What did I do?,"You were very upset. You're always very upset in the dream, but I never knew it was you before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36154,"Pacifica, California -- it's a coastal city.","Oh, a coastal city. That's good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36155,"Yeah, Orson's a real piece of work. But deep down, he's a good kid. Real deep down.",And attractive in a hammy sort of way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36156,"Thanks, listen I wanna apologize for the other day downstairs, about Vada, I was a little harsh.","I shouldn't stick my nose in other people's business. It's just that I like Vada, very much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36157,How come Karl won't eat here with us?,I don't know. He just said he'd eat out there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36158,"We're going to friends now, sir.","I hope so, Missus. She inserts a needle into the medicine vial.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36159,But what are they? Can't you remember?,I wrote them down in my Diary so that I wouldn't have to remember.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36160,Let's go -- we're running two minutes late.,"Charles, there's someone else coming along too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36161,) They are now.,They were just tasting the berries.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36162,"And don't go getting everybody lost out there. You'll give us a bad name. You won't have me to keep an eye on you, you know.","By the way, I left some trash in your locker.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36163,Of course. So sexy.,"Ooh, you hair is so soft and silky. What do you use on it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36164,"Look, I'm terribly sorry but I'm afraid there's been some sort of a misunderstanding.","Oh, you can come off it with us. You don't have to do the old adenoidal glottal stop and carry on for our benefit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36165,Why don't you just take me back without it?,Oh. You're a smart little bastard aren't you? It's kind of like a restricted ticket. You gotta leave the same way you came.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36166,I'd read about your shootings in the papers. I decided to write a book about a detective. I wanted to know my character.,"You paid $50,000 for your character?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36167,I'll get another tin. Hana and the Patient are alone.,I didn't like that book either. It's all about men. Too many men. Just like this house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36168,Lestat taught you all you need to know about that.,"Infant death, he calls me. Sweet daughter death. You know what he calls you? Merciful death.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36169,"Come on, you loved it. It was a new experience.",How about some candy floss?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36170,"Lynette, watch your mouth! Somebody might overhear.","Paula, look at the new Poopies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36171,"Moishe Martinsburg, Mr. President.",My ex-husband works in satellite communications.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36172,-- You seem amused.,It only amuses me in that it gives me an insight into the ludicrous bungling that in some circumstances may decide the life of a human being.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36173,"All right--bring me a side order of Mrs. Wheeler. Oh, hell--sit down, Colonel. Penelope will bring you some chow.",That is the most heartless statement I ever heard pass between human lips.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36174,Speak! Go on. Speak again.,My - name - isn't - Bright Eyes It's Taylor!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36175,Get out! Me too! What are the odds?,"The weirder part is I think actually I recognize you. I thought that earlier in the diner. That's why I was looking at you. You work at Borders, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36176,I was going to buy a slice.,I'll be back after I make this delivery.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36177,Why do you need that?,I need your trust if you're to help me find the nest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36178,Make it 1000. We got a lot of fishing to do.,"Brother Malcolm, I want you to meet Brother Earl. He just joined the Nation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36179,"How's my little cheerleader? Now I know everyone at your high school isn't so uptight, come on.","Hey really, I don't feel so great.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36180,"Listen, James, about this afternoon. In workshop. I'm sorry. I think I let things get a bit out of control.",They really hated it. I think they hated it more than any of the other ones.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36181,You could say that.,"Of course, if Spock were here, he'd say I was being an irrational, illogical human for wanting to go on a mission like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36182,"Well, how come we're always looking for guys for you?",Because I'm the one who's single.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36183,"They bought her speech. If I was only in it for Rex's money, he shouldn't have to give me any.",That doesn't make sense. It's like punishing you for being goal oriented.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36184,I'm not a boastful man. What's your point?,"My point is that one again, you're getting it all wrong. That won't improve your reputation any, and it's not very flattering to me either. So, I'm going to give you a chance to write the truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36185,"No time to explain. You've done well, and we're so close. So close. It's critical that you do whatever Ambrose asks. Don't worry - it'll be over soon.. That's a promise.. Come on, now off you go!",So Ambrose has Bellerophon and McCloy's got Chimera.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36186,"Good, I'm looking forward to meeting this Spanky. Give me a chance to straighten out this whole mess.","I can't wait to see that. You slay me, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36187,"Frida, this is a bad time. We're having sex and George actually answered the phone.",There is a man's arm in my bed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36188,"i just wanted your black pants, but I'm not ready to die for them!","That was heart attack time, Karla.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36189,"Ted, you are the best editor this school paper ever had. You don't need to be pandering flesh. It's nonsense. It's beneath you.",You think I ought to just tell them thanks but no thanks? I don't want your silly billion dollar empire?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36190,"Lloyd, I love you, okay?","What is that? What are you doing with your hands? Talk to me, you're talking like that girl Sheila.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36191,"Well, I kind of tried once. It just seemed stupid, I kept seeing myself lying there and it seemed stupid, and kind of, uh, I don't know, and then I was wondering if my dead grandfather could see me doing this, and it just seemed like a dumb thing to be doing when we don't know what to do with all that garbage, you know?",So it was recently that you tried this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36192,Do you know him?,"Everybody did, walk along Citrus between Fountain and Sunset any afternoon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36193,Yeah. I guess I did. What's going to happen to me?,We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though. you're okay. you shot a real son of a bitch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36194,I'll fuck you up quick two times.,Who told you to step on my sneakers? Who told you to walk on my side of the block? Who told you to be in my neighborhood?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36195,That kid is amazing.,I don't get you Bruce Wayne.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36196,Maybe. But not like Asians. We never panic.,"Yeah, what about when Godzilla was coming? You people were screaming your asses off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36197,Why the hell do you need all four bags of books to go to school each day?,I can't carry all of them. I need them. I need my books. I need them to go to school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36198,Where'd you find them?,They were walking along the fence past the soccer field. Said they were curious about the school so I invited them to the meeting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36199,"Oh, Mother, not the castor oil.","This isn't punishment, I don't believe in punishment. It's for your health. Obviously you're sick if you can act like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36200,You -- you're too fast.,"Do you think my being faster, stronger has anything to do with my muscles in this place?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36201,"And I suppose he's saying that we oughta give them something for using it, huh?",I didn't know that you spoke French.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36202,"If you say so, Henry. But remember my claustrophobia.",I deeply regret this unfortunate incident. We try to remember we're a military organization.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36203,"You mean that ""load"" of passengers?","So what, we should both go down too? Out of sheer fucking nobility?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36204,Wearing them? Or humping them?,"My fantasy is a totally naked woman, wearing nothing but a Timex and suede clogs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36205,"In what way, pray tell?",I didn't like that violin thing. That was sad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36206,Watch? You mean just watch me? Doing it alone?,Yes. I like to watch very much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36207,I didn't make up the name. It's the Steely Dan song. And it was in The Commitments.,You can't be called Barry and sing in a group called Barrytown.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36208,That's impossible. The opera has never paid.,"Well, then, we must give the wrong kind of shows.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36209,I wasn't always like that. I don't think I was.,I'm about ten blocks from the school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36210,Do you want to talk about it.,I opened this panel and a vacuum cleaner hit me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36211,Tell me all about her.,"She arrived kind of late, wet and hungry and she was very tired and went right to bed and left early.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36212,What do you mean?,"That dear, innocent Judge Ramsey that you were so sure got bumped off for knowing too much has been located in South America.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36213,"I've got some final preparations to take care of - Checking his watch, he stops suddenly.","Thank-you, Daryl. You had me going for quite a while there, sport.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36214,"Hi, Stacy. How are you?","I'm fine. Mark, I'm so glad you came over here because I want you to know something. I just thought I would tell you that I really enjoyed getting to know you this year.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36215,Why aren't you at work?,I've been going over and over my experience last night. It was amazing. I've decided I'm a transsexual. Isn't that the craziest thing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36216,Sixth is a parking lot north of 23rd this time of day.,"The Bowery, you gotta deal with runoff from two bridges.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36217,"How do you like this couple, Max?",And I think they just came back from Masters and Johnson.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36218,Do you want to talk about it?,"Oh, this is your file. I have to send it back to the Judge with my evaluation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36219,"Since I was nine years old. They got a lot of explosives around mines. Me and my little brother could get into any warehouse you ever saw. Damn, we had fun!","I'm Jackson. I'm from West Fork, Tennessee. My pappy's a preacher. Him and his two brothers got a ministry, The Blessed Church of the Wandering Gospel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36220,"Jesus Christ, Ed -- you know, the more I work on this thing, the more I realize what a crock of shit this legal system is. Here we got a company that poisoned a whole aquifer -- that built a pool for a town, then filled it with toxic water -- and we're the ones who've gotta bust our ass proving things? That's just not right.",I like this case.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36221,I don't think we can treat this as a formality. Mr. Kennedy made a verbal promise to the Russians not to invade Cuba. But you authorized Dr. Kissinger to put this in writing.,Are you tapping Kissinger?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36222,God I admire you.,By the way: what kind of name is Poon?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36223,"I should be on my way to Caen, sir. It's like Beethoven, the guy's one of the greatest composers ever lived and he goes deaf. Go figure, I mean, who'd he piss off? And here I am, the Beethoven of ladies foundation garments, one step away from Caen, the center of the known lingerie universe and instead, I'm going to Ramelle to save some fucking private who's probably already dead.","There's to be a bright side, look for it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36224,"Twenty-seven, fifty. That's all I got.",The ticket is thirty dollars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36225,Where are you gonna go?,"Well, I've always wanted to see Oxnard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36226,You're just gonna sit there and drink your coffee?,"Mochaccino. Actually, in the spirit of the pact, I do need to ask for your cooperation in one small matter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36227,I can see the benefit in that.,You could always disappear with what's already in your backpack.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36228,He's the kind liked it.,"Lula, I got to get some sleep.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36229,"You'll have no need for that, Highlander.","Since we hardly know each other, I'm sure you'll understand if I hold one to it for awhile.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36230,There's nothing there now and I don't get any significant readings.,This is terrible. Either there's a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36231,"Alright, Cindy, what's so important?","Professor, you guys gotta see this. Dwight, come here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36232,What manner of man are you that can conjure up fire without flint or tinder?,I am an enchanter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36233,That's hard to believe. The two of you seem so different.,"I would imagine that we are, now. I think I'm ready to use the bathroom, finally.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36234,He's no father to you.,"Careful with that one. He won't tell me anything, but I know there's something strange going on over at the lanes. If you ask me, I'd say the old fart wants to die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36235,I don't know how I could've missed you with that shirt on. It's the same as the other one you had only the hibiscus are a different color. Right?,So you didn't have the key with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36236,Let's go up there and blast him out of bed with the fire hose.,"No, we should leave the poor bastard alone. I get the feeling that he's avoiding us for some reason.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36237,I don't want to have anyone live through that night again.,I've said this before. I think your the one who needs medical help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36238,"Joel, I'm not a concept. I want you to just keep that in your head. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked-up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.",I remember that speech really well.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36239,"You joined up in that monkey troop cuz you had a plan for yourself. Army'd pay for school. You were gonna get a degree, maybe somethin' in business or agriculture and you were gonna make somethin' of yourself.",And then you had to fall in love with the school slut.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36240,"Thing is, I'm supposed to be the fuckup. The one on the stretcher in there--that's supposed to be me. With my parents crying out here. I got a lot of guilt, you know what I mean?","My father's in a coma, now my mother's going crazy. It's like she's in a trance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36241,"Hell of a day, Ray. Yankees are on fire.","No, this ain't gonna work either. It's half chocolate, half vanilla.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36242,I think you're like the best girl I've ever kissed.,"I don't even want to talk, but I gotta tell you that when I first saw you last week, I, I couldn't stop thinking about you. You've been stuck in my head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36243,"Go on, take it. Then you can't spend the rest of the trip expecting to get paid.",There won't be any rest of the trip. Over the hill is a stage road and when we hit it you get dumped into the first stage that comes along. So keep your money. You'll need it for the fare. I'm fed up with you. I was fed up with you before we started.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36244,"Look at her. Now, wake me in an hour, I'll take over.","Carter, there's something I have to tell you. You were right about what you said in Hong Kong. All I do is work. Never take a day off. It's all I have right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36245,Needs some pizza in his diet.,"I don't think I like that guy's attitude at all. Hey, you know what? Take off the blades. I mean it. I'm gonna break your fucking legs. Take 'em off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36246,"The freeway's faster, but lacks a certain majesty.",Just feels like the car behind has been following us the longest time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36247,About 250 million of your miles.,Naturally we're very curious to know where it is you come from.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36248,"This is my crew and my fucking boat, and I'm the responsible party.",Get in there now or I'll bury you in this river.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36249,I mean I got federal price controls on my oil. The ragheads are beating the shit out of me. And I got your EPA environment agency with its thumb so far up my ass it's scratching my ear.,"Gentlemen, I think it's about time for us to be getting to the airport.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36250,They think you're behaving foolishly. I must say I agree. Where will you go?,I'll start by following the shoreline. And my nose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36251,Is that the question?,You moved here from back East and your name is the same as this town. Is that right? Far out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36252,I thought the D.I.'s were supposed to help you in this place! What kind of human being are you?,"Stop eyeballing me, Mayo, or you're out!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36253,I'm just going in to do my shopping.,"Yeah, it's just a coincidence.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36254,"And I am refusing. As of tomorrow, Mary Lazarus will resume her leadership of the choir.","Reverend Mother, I just wanted to congratulate you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36255,"Who doesn't work? Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.","Mookie, no cursing in the store.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36256,The Fabric of life. The spark that allows the passing of existence from one generation to another.,"If that was meant to be an ex- planation Mr. Romirez from Spain, I'm afraid you've failed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36257,"Bollocks. This happens every time I go to the cinema. Average day, my glasses are everywhere -- everywhere I look, glasses. But the moment I need them they disappear. It's one of life's real cruelties.","That's compared to, like, earthquakes in the Far East or testicular cancer?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36258,"No, wait -- apples. Apples.","Fine. Let's say all you ever knew was apples. Apples, apples and more apples. You might think apples were pretty good, even if you occasionally got a rotten one. Then one day there's an orange. And now you can make a decision. Do you want an apple, or do you want an orange? That's democracy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36259,They're running the rest of me next month.,The people at this school are so incredibly foul.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36260,But they're using you!,"Oh Ma, they're not using me. It's just a chance to travel, see things. Besides, it's the only way I can get to New York.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36261,I wouldn't be surprised if it were a true wishing ring.,A ring that I can wish on like I wished on the candles?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36262,I'll need any and all topographic studies.,Wait just a second. You don't just fly in here and start barking orders.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36263,"What do we do now, Nick?",We fuck like minks. We raise rugrats. We live happily ever after.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36264,"Sure, Claire. If you don't mind walking my way.","Well, I suppose I should just say it. It's your clothes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36265,"See? You're impertinent, rude, sarcastic.","And this is not my first time on a private jet, so quit acting like I'm Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36266,"I'm just a bit of a wreck. ""I sleep in your hat"" makes me cry. Me.",Thanks very much. That was very nice of you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36267,Chase. Why didn't Chuck or Terry show up?,"Forget those two clowns, Heather. Answer me, did you get another call from that guy or not?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36268,"Not for long, boy. I've outstayed my welcome already.","It's funny you would mention Rose, I was thinking about her all the way up in the car. Or maybe it isn't so funny.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36269,What are you doing?,I'm taking over a TV network.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36270,"Grifter huh? Where have you been on the grift? Couldn't been here long 'cause I would have heard of you, Skippy.",Jake. You can call me Jake. Here and there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36271,Why are they after you?,"Because I'm a newspaper reporter and I'm nailing Chief Cummings as the source for drugs on the beach. You're in big trouble, Gummy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36272,Tell me about the boyfriend she had. The one you mentioned at the morgue.,First I want to go on record as saying that my Susie was a virgin when she died.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36273,"All them miners last century. Hungry ghosts, killed off all the Indians. Up at the mine. Earth ran red with blood, think I'm fooling around here. White sky was on fire. Grown men cried like babies. I saw a flash, then darkness descended upon me. They put me in the joint. Took my eyes. I cursed them. White people can't seem to stay away from Indians . You gotta watch where ya put your fingers. Pussy pussy pussy, Indian pussy.",I thought you said you lost your eyes in the war?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36274,Fourteen year old girls.,"Well, get him something else and let's get out of here in one piece. Get him a half of a 28-year old girl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36275,"Ridiculous. Cut him off. I'm sorry Gibbons, you pulled up a shark this time.",I think we should send him whatever he wants.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36276,What about the others?,I kind of dropped them off. They were getting on my nerves.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36277,What about the other night. What about last night? Was that to get to know your character?,Maybe I'm losing interest in my book.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36278,All right. Now finish your drink.,"Mrs. Robinson, it makes me sick that I said that to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36279,"You don't understand, I can't!","Listen, Doug took the rap for us all so grab your coat 'cause you're going.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36280,"I'm with another woman now. We're both with the post office, Midtown, 34th Street branch.",Hmm. I don't suppose there are too many philosophers in the post office?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36281,Must be the way their weight is distributed. Come on.,And it's so drafty. They must be catching colds all the time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36282,What exactly does this sick individual say to you?,I can't say it out loud. I don't use bad language.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36283,"You sure you feel up to it, Nathan?","Yeah. I feel real up to it right now. Come on, David Lee, you and me'll do the loading.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36284,We're gonna try. Place needs a lot of work.,"I can only imagine. You know, I spoke with your Dad last year about maybe taking the Bijou off his hands. I don't think he gave it very much thought.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36285,Givin' him a taste of his own medicine. Asshole.,"I'm sorry, Louise. I know you're all upset. It's just I'm so excited to be out of the house, I guess. I wonder if Darryl's home yet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36286,Talk to him. Tell him how you feel.,It's as though he blames me for the ground the family lost when I was Consigliere to Sonny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36287,I thought you were like the fifth Ghostbuster.,I let them handle all the little stuff. I just come in on the big ones.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36288,"Yes, Sue? What is it?",I thought I made it clear I don't want any drinking in this outfit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36289,I got an awful toothache.,"Rose, if you don't keep your boyfriends away from the house, Daddy is going to fire you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36290,His mother needs a piece of his hair. It's for the Keeping of the Souls Ceremony. Has to be kept for four days.,Keeping of the souls. Do they still burn their dead or something?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36291,"N'who might you be, when all's said and done?",My name is Ronald Brean.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36292,I was referring to the selectees mingling with the selectors.,Some of my best friends are scientists. They're saying the machine is alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36293,"Well, when you're used to the raw power of Iggy and the Stooges, everything else sounds kind of precious by comparison.",I imagine you have a collection of punk chestnuts to prove your point.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36294,Conspiracy? That sounds a little farfetched.,It's happened before. Remember Lieutenant Orpheus? He disappeared into that Underworld series and never came back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36295,What are you doing?,Just praying to god that we don't kill ourselves going over this wall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36296,"And the dogs, too, I'll wager.","I say we drink the wine, shoot the dogs, and use the papers for musket wadding.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36297,I figured that much. Why the fuck you asking so many jackass questions for?,You see me and my friends are writing a book on offbeat roadside attractions. You know all the crazy shit you see when you drive cross country.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36298,I don't doubt that the Queen was highly amused. She has always had a very healthy sense of humor.,This is a slur on her good name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36299,"Readers' Digest, April, 1939.","Well, I only quote from the best.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36300,"It's there. The boss called, you said so yourself.",And that dump you live in! Those clown pictures on the walls!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36301,I will find her!,We'll seek an Emerald Seer. They have great powers of vision.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36302,Thank you. Thank you.,That is why I believe in the future of my country.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36303,Not over me. Why would they have a falling out over me?,Then it was over the water department.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36304,What are you talking about?,"I gotta friend over there. He was telling me things are kind of slow. So, I figured I'd give him a call, have him come down here and look through your records. You know, give him something to do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36305,What are you going to do?,"Go down there and kill everybody, I guess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36306,Who are you? What do you want?,"I don't want anything. I'm just a really big, big fan. I've seen all your movies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36307,"I'm telling you right now, I'm fine. I lost my goddamn balance and I couldn't see a moment, but I'm ok.","Call 911, Mary, do it right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36308,Did you get hurt? You didn't get hurt?,"Oh, no. It just kind of goes thump. Would you like a Coke? You don't drink Coke. Or maybe you do. What about champagne? Let's have champagne! I don't think we have champagne. Let's have this. See? Sparkling. I'll get you an opener. Oh, that's right. No opener. Let's just have beer. Do you want some cheese? Or maybe eggs? Maybe we should have coffee.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36309,This is a vicious cycle.,I think that a motorbike is one of the last really free things that people can do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36310,"Oh Mac, no! He's a sweet kid. You know it wasn't his idea.",Hi! I'm Vanessa. You must be Juno and Mr. MacGuff. I'm Vanessa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36311,What do you mean sir ?,What if we were to put Bruce into the Park as a Guest ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36312,Again with the fucking China Club! What do I look like a fucking Persian to you?,Hey. I'm half Lebanese.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36313,That lets us off the hook.,Maybe there's some weird secret satanic society that meets at the Quality Cafe and all of the other regular customers are in on it except for us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36314,"Now listen. Now that you're on your way, it would be stupid of you to stop. Think of Sebastian as a tutor. Let him instruct you.",I don't love him. I love Ronald.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36315,"Nellie, get me long distance. What is it?",It's about the Florida job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36316,As long as you keep remembering why.,"Well, we talked about the whole disapproval thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36317,That's considerate of you.,"Yeah, that was considerate of me. I recommend you read it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36318,"Yes. I'm crazy. You have driven me crazy. No one in their right mind would go to this much trouble to win over someone as insane as you. Did it ever, even for one second, occur to you how much work it was to set all this up? How many arrangements had to be made? How many players had to be coordinated?","Gee, I'm flattered. What an incredibly romantic gesture. Cancel the roses, I've decided to lie to her instead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36319,What's gotten into you?,"It's amazing, you know, that a drug could change things like that, destroy a life and then give it back. It's hard to believe that the world could be so hellish on day and like heaven the next.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36320,French Polynesia? This wouldn't last us a week in a cheap hotel. Do you know how expensive it is down there?,"Alright, so I'll get more.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36321,You're not using it today?,It's broke I guess. There's an electric in the bedroom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36322,Oh I love when you get all biblical Satan. You know exactly how to turn my crank!,No I'm being serious! Those Canadian entertainers are to be killed. It is the seventh sign.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36323,"Oliver's pet, I'm sure it would be the first thing he'd grab if we ever had a fire.",I know how it is. My Dad collects miniature canon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36324,Could you wait a little while. this key may not fit.,. I wish you wouldn't do this. It doesn't make any sense. Let's go somewhere and have some coffee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36325,Did you want one?,Yeah I was talking about Twinkies the other day and I realized I hadn't had one in years. Then I remembered seeing you with one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36326,Do you realize what we're involved in here now?,I don't care. I need my hat. I won't go without it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36327,"If that's what it takes; then yes, I will.","At this moment, I feel no love for you at all. I never thought that could happen, but it has.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36328,"It was a good deed, Auggie. It was a nice thing you did for her.","I lied to her, and then I stole from her. I don't see how you can call that a good deed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36329,When it's not yours. My mom was going through her Harlequin Romance phase.,Try being named after a guitar- playing pussycat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36330,"What are you thinking of, Bella? Can I eat dry?","Oh, the wine. I have forgotten the wine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36331,"If they've sent that little shmuck Baum again, I'm gonna be real pissed off.","From their tone of voice on the phone, I'd say they're taking us more seriously.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36332,"I suppose I can't call this off without creating a scene -- but remember, it's your last fling.",How do you like that? Here I am being nice to you and your sweet-heart and that's the thanks I get!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36333,I just strolled out of the emergency room while they were admitting Rodriego.,"You couldn't be calling at a worse time, Nels.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36334,"Hey, Dana. What is it? What happened?",I am Zuul. I am the Gatekeeper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36335,"You must be double-jointed, and you must be Hungarian. Vampira, look at me! Stare into my eyes.",I am getting tired. I need to take my medicine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36336,Her name was Cynthia Vogel and she was a good dance partner. Even let me put my hands on her butt.,"Oh man, I can just picture you slow dancing like a dork!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36337,Did Tony's first appearance happen to coincide with your arrival here?,"No, um let's see I guess Danny started talkin to Tony about the time we put him into nursery school.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36338,"You need time to think. About the case, about you and me.",I found a peephole into Deviant World. I'm gonna reach in and yank some of those creeps out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36339,"The same thing -- his business pressures, the whole move and everything. He's frantic about nailing this new job, worried about screwing over his present boss.","I'm sure that's all it is, honey. Maybe you both just need a vacation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36340,I can't take this anymore.,I'm just trying to complete an education I started on you five years ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36341,No argument here. Insubordination rules.,I just want to play hockey like I was scheduled to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36342,"Like what, a Porsche ? A Ferrari ?",Would that impress you ? I mean you're the kinda woman that probably has Ferrari written all over your personal ad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36343,That was my plan.,"Oh, yeah, you two are going to get along fine. You got a lot in common.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36344,What'd he say? Does he understand?,He said OK. Is that what he said?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36345,"I'd like to stay, but I really don't have time to hang around here. I'll call you. Later, Johnny!","Oh good, you're here. Spengler and I have something really amazing to show you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36346,You two could play checkers.,Maybe we should just listen to the radio.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36347,Is that a fact?,"Sure as gravity. I've had a feeling about you from the start, Cage. It's nausea.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36348,There's still good in him.,I also thought he could be turned back to the good side. It couldn't be done. He is more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36349,Yeah. I better not get too close.,"Oh, I never catch colds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36350,This was in fourth grade.,"Mr. Langston performed cardiopulmonary recitation. CPR. I've never said this before, but frankly I thought Anthony was dead. The veins in his face were all sticking out. His skin was blue. He truly did look dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36351,No! What do you want here? How do you know me?,"As you know from speaking to Phil, your friend Leon has disappeared, Rhian. His family have hired me to find him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36352,Like when you were standin' there looking after Clay. I knew right off what you were thinking. Because I've been watching you.,You were supposed to be reading words.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36353,What's wrong with that?,"I wouldn't be close to you. What is that perfume, girl?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36354,"Doll, you and Waski run on, too.",Did your Momma really give you castor oil?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36355,"This company's expanding. They got parks in Texas, Ohio, California. I think I'm gonna be going to Waco.","Well, Dad asked me to ask you this, about the wedding. Is there any chance you and Kathryn will get married in Amity?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36356,"He wants us to move out, says there could be fifty more mines in the building. He thinks I'm mad because I laughed at him. He's Indian, he wears a turban.","Sikh. If he wears a turban, he's a Sikh.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36357,Explain how that works.,She's going to come here when she graduates and then we're gonna get married.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36358,What do you do?,I sell biscuits to the Southland.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36359,"The Mantan Manifesto. Catchy ain't it? Number One. We gainfully employ African Americans, in front of and behind the cameras. Two. Let the audience decide. Three. Who put these critics in charge? These so-called cultural police? Four. Who determines what is black? Five. Mantan is a satire. Six. If they can't take a joke, ""F"" 'em.","We all stick to this, it's smooth sailing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36360,"America's bored. Now, what do you want?",You to forget this dumbass Roadeo and take on a real challenge.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36361,"What do you mean, what kind of gobbledygook talk is that?","Go ahead, Doctor, I think I am following you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36362,"Now, don't get alarmed. These are just more sophisticated audiometry tests than I can run here. I mean, it's, it's nothing.","Well, if it's nothing, then why do I have to go into the hospital at all? I mean, uh, I hear perfectly fine, so I'm, so I'm a little weak on the, on the high decibels. So I, you know, I won't go to the opera.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36363,Where is your daughter? She might be able to give us some information.,She's at school. We've tried not to upset her more than she's been.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36364,Where did you get this?,I brought it with me from 1982. It's from my science book.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36365,Where is this thing that attacked your wife?,"I hit it. I hit it with my cane. Then I carry it on the cane and I throw it down to the incinerator, down to the garbage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36366,But accidents can happen.,"Not to me they don't. I'm going to win the State, then the. Nationals, and then I'm going to the Olympics.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36367,"You wouldn't want to go out with him anyway, honestly, he's such a freak sometimes.",He did seem a little strange.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36368,"No, it's our house! Just tonight -- -- we're David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I prefer to be Ruth but I'm flexible. Alcohol! You make drinks. I'm going find the bedroom and slip into something more Ruth. I'm ruthless at the moment.",I really should go. I really need to catch my ride.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36369,"- no matter where he was or what he was doing, he always went home to make breakfast for his son, Nicky- Boy.","Here, let's put a little of this on for you. I know you like this. A little butter, right, not a lot?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36370,"Buddy, two seconds ago you were ready to give me a jump.","Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married and I have two children.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36371,"He musta changed ! I got to get into the Nung River, here or here.",That village you're pointing at is kinda hairy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36372,You said it was a strange world. And you're the strangest part of it. Are you crazy? She is possibly involved in murder. This gives me the creeps.,"Settle down. I have a plan which I think will work. There is very little for you to do, but I do need your help. Aren't you curious about my plan?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36373,We're not going to wait here like cornered animals. I can tell you that. We need help. I'm going to talk to that little girl.,What about this Beetle guy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36374,They can't erase memories. It's a joke. It's a nasty Clementine hoax.,"Sweetie, we called the company.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36375,Like you'll find a way to stop your Austrian killing you a second time round?,"Thank you for the guided tour, but would you mind telling me what we're doing here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36376,"A long time ago, I was sent far away. When they let me come back, all my friends were gone.",It sounds like you were banished.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36377,I didn't mean that.,"I hope the best for you, Miss Dwiggins, with your school and your paper and all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36378,"I gave the cabbie an extra ten bucks to make sure she gets there safe. Also, I told him I'd be there myself in an hour, and if she wasn't, I'd come back out here and rip his lungs out.",That's good. You can't be subtle in this town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36379,"Aye. You should have let us know, lad, not that we're not very pleased to see you again. All cured too, eh?","That's right, Dad they did a great job on my gulliver, I'm completely reformed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36380,My leg is falling asleep.,It's not falling asleep. You've only been standing there for three minutes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36381,"Well, plus the money ain't that bad. DAWN So, tell me, do you think everyone gets their million dollars' worth on this trip of a lifetime?","Well, let me put it this way. Most of the cost is due to safety reasons. Most people are not familiar with space travel, so we have to take extra precautions in the event they do something careless.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36382,What are you going to do to him?,I'm going to try to remove it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36383,"After they commissioned it, no one could ever agree on where to put it. The Methodists wanted it in front of the Methodist Church, the Presbyterians wanted it in front of the Presbyterian Church, the city council wanted it in the lobby of City Hall. Everyone finally got tired of the fighting. So they stuck it down here.","So, you're really gonna be a lawyer?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36384,I see. Slipping away for a little hanky-panky.,Not really. I've just always been fascinated by Mars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36385,Then I've really overshot here 'cause I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.,"So how are you doing with those pills? Well, I hopahopahopa.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36386,No. I expect you can't.,And this is your house. Wow. The house of Frankenstein. I thought you'd live in a spooky old mansion or villa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36387,Why are you doing this Mr. Fletch?,"Frankly sir, you look a little like my father. Probably explains the curious feeling of love I have for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36388,And as barren of love as stone.,"I would build a wall around me with such stone, so the likes of you might never enter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36389,But this is a porno movie.,"No, these are the kind that couples go to. They're not like the other movies. All kinds of couples go. Honest. I've seen them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36390,He's never going to come back. He's gone off to be a soldier and Mummy doesn't even know.,"It doesn't matter, I can drive the car home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36391,I'm sorry? What are you oozing about?,"That episode with the note back there was for all of us to enjoy, but you're determined to ruin my day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36392,Why don't you tell me.,"I'll tell you this. After Cleveland, I thought I was lucky to be alive. But now, here, I just realized that you were the lucky one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36393,"There was this kid there saying, ""Go in there and save my father, mister."" And I'm thinking about my boy Joey and this goddamn fireman my wife's seeing. It was like I was supposed to save myself.","Yeah, and with me it was like I was supposed to pretend the shoe was mine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36394,"That's a possibility. Y'know you Boston cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Another possibility is that they were placed there with religious intent.","Yeah. Some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead, or silver.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36395,"When you get up to a hundred, wake me up.",I guess maybe I won't write that book after all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36396,Nice guy! The Krauts shoot Manfredi and Johnson last night and today he's out trading with them.,"Look, this may be my last hot breakfast on account of they're going to take away that stove. So will you let me eat it in peace?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36397,"Superpowers. Got you in a lot of trouble, didn't they?","Please. I have to get back to Earth. My friends are in trouble. And unless I bring back the Power Source, Argo City will die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36398,"Uh, Mr. The Plague, uh, something weird's happening on the net.","As in what, you hapless techno-weenie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36399,To come back to our roots.,Our Alabamy Home. Now we're getting countrified. We is Bama's.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36400,Company outing or picnic or something like that.,Isn't that sweet. Well it could be any one of them bubi; I get to see them all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36401,We got you a change of duds when we picked up the car.,Next stop: the 2:45 to Detroit Rock City!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36402,Justin and Ronda say that I should tell people what I feel.,"Come here, sit down over here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36403,What did you tell that girl?,I told her you were a big record executive and you were thinking of signing that band to your label.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36404,"Not funny, ha, ha, funny queer.","Well that's a very offensive way to put it. You shouldn't say that. You were taught that, weren't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36405,"But I don't want to go, I am enjoying it.",How about you Brutus?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36406,So I guess your Grandpa and Grandma know her.,Not really. I met her in junior college and she was from this other town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36407,"You worried about me, too? The chief's worried about me. Solis is worried about me. Maybe you guys should start some kind of organization.",Speaking of which. I saw you talking to Ronnie this morning. Why can't you get it back together with her. You've gotta be out of your mind not to get with that one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36408,Doesn't anyone notice all the people missing ?,"This is New York. No one notices anyone. Not even when someone disappears. At first it was the guy who was caught trying to steal McCay's Jag. Then it was dirty accountants that tried to walk away with millions. The Old Man got such a rush from it, I thought that he would start trying to send me people who used the copier after hours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36409,No. This is serious. One more hour in this town and I'll kill somebody!,OK. I'll lend you some money. Let's go outside and see how much we have left.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36410,"Mike, why are you cutting me out of the action?","Tom, we're going to be legitimate all the way, and you're the legal man. What could be more important than that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36411,That is for the urn.,Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36412,That could take days. I need to do something now. Don't you see? She wants us dead.,"Alight, alright. Stay calm. You opened this door. There's got to be a way that you can close it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36413,How fuckin' retarded do you have to be to get shit-canned from that job? How hard is it to push a fuckin' broom?,"You got fired from pushing a broom, you little bitch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36414,That the word on our boy?,"Yeah, this is Skinny.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36415,I'm gonna take her home first.,"I'd get over there, Terry. I'll take the little lady home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36416,I can't work this.,We call them zippers. They're not supposed to be a challenge.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36417,I'm sorry that bug up your ass had to die.,"Always wanting to have fun, that's you in a nutshell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36418,I was six years old the day Pesky hesitated throwing home and Slaughter scored all the way from first. That's when I knew the Red Sox were my team. Pity and terror.,"When I traveled through Asia this summer, I went to tremendous trouble and expense to rent a car with a phone so I could call up Sports Phone in New York and get the scores. I drove through the war in Afghanistan calling Sports Phone like every hour on the hour, for updates.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36419,I was getting hot dogs. What do you mean?,"I mean it strikes me funny that every time Superman comes around, you disappear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36420,"I never forget, honey. I try, real hard. It's just, for some reason, I don't seem to be able to organize things right and -- when it comes to you guys, I end up falling short.",You never fall short for the work people. I guess maybe you just love them more.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36421,"But when you met her, did you believe she was the only person for you? That in some mystical, cosmic way, it was fated?","Annie, when you meet someone and you're attracted to them, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as chemistry is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36422,Alright. Where's the Met?,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been two months since my last confession.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36423,"So long, fellas. Drop in any time. The door is always open -- to my office.","I like the way you handled that. Well, how does it feel to be an executive?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36424,Last night. Alan Albright called me a handsome woman. Second time he's done that. Son of a bitch.,I hear Alan's sick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36425,"All right, I'll grant you a bird'll panic in an enclosed room. But, they didn't just get in. They came in! Right down that chimney.",My wife found a bird in the back seat of her car once.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36426,She looks like she stinks.,She looks like she stinks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36427,"Liar. Did you come from the city on the left, or the city on the right?",I came from the city on the left.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36428,You should be. Can I meet this friend of yours?,"Cynthia, I don't think you want to, I mean, you should see the way he dresses. I really think he's in a bad way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36429,"No, he did not! We are a loving supportive family, Mr. Stubbins.","Well, you're doing something wrong, Mrs. Sutphin. I'd recommend therapy for your son. Thank you for taking the time to come to PTA.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36430,"We started this together, and we're staying together, so there's no point in splitting things up now.",What if we get separated? Way I see it if something happens I want to be carrying my share.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36431,James Whale. This afternoon at the party.,"I said it must be weird seeing your monsters again, and you said, ""The only monsters are here."" I was wondering which here you meant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36432,"No, no, no, I told you. They're fine. They're all real happy.","My next delivery is up that way, so I'll be getting down to it real soon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36433,Buddha is the symbol of luck and good fortune.,Buddha is the symbol for fat and lazy. The man has the biggest tits in Asia.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36434,And a sort of slightly sick feeling?,That's it! AND you keep wanting to go to the lavatory.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36435,"What's going on, Harry?","Samir is just going to ask Harry a few questions. See, we're not even sure which agency Harry works for. Now, Samir is absolutely first class, but on the other hand we have Harry, here, who has managed to lie convincingly to the woman he loves for 15 years. So it will be interesting to see how long he can resist.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36436,I knew you'd understand. Here.,I want you to know that I don't go about giving my pictures to just anyone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36437,How can you tell that?,I trust my instincts. Admiral Kirk. This is your opponent speaking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36438,"I'm flattered. And congratulations to you, of course.","So you see, this post is very important to me right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36439,"So you need my help? Oh my G-d, this is like asking me for help with your homework. Hey, Mink, c'mere!","Kansas, I want you to meet someone special.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36440,I bet you do.,"Say, the reason I asked about Alan is that I bumped into him this morning and you know what I can't figure out?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36441,Bob went to help his brother. I understand that and I can't help it if you don't.,I understand that if I had a few more friends like you and Bob I'd be dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36442,"Yes, I believe so.","Well, if it's my last order, then I order them to be there! Tell them I will give them my decision then.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36443,"Life, gentlemen, is wonderful, but very dangerous. You must have courage for it, then it's wonderful. You gentlemen don't know that because you are all healthy and happy, but I -- believe me -- a man must know death and not until then does a man know anything about life.",Rejoice in life while yet the small lamp burns.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36444,"I just have a hard time with insipid, sexist violence.",We can still Sandra Bullock it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36445,"Oh my God, I got the most fucked up thing I been meanin' to tell you.","Save it for your mother, funny guy. We heard it before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36446,I better go. You sure you're all right? It's been a pleasure. Sincerely.,I feel so embarrassed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36447,"Hey really, I don't feel so great.",Let's do it on the coats. It'll be excellent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36448,He won't let us go. He's going to kill us.,"Quick, everyone to the lab.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36449,The rider on the pale horse is Pestilence. He follows the wars.,I'm not sure that it is the plague.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36450,"Oh, I'm not sailing with you. I work out of the hospital here.",I thought we were heading for trouble putting on all these trinkets.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36451,Your clothes are at the city dump by now. Perhaps you can get a map from the Department of Sanitation.,I came for Paul as well.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36452,Don't bullshit me! Don't fuckin' bullshit me!,"You know what I want to hear? I want to hear that you don't love me. If you tell me that, then I'll leave you alone. I won't ask any questions and I won't be in your life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36453,Oh! What a picture -- and what else?,I'm also a criminal and a hotel thief.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36454,I'd be very careful if I were you. You don' t want to fall into the clutches of some madman with plans to manipulate your brain.,That's why I was getting a divorce.. What I really think is that I had a heart attack at the reunion and died.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36455,"Well, my wife, Ester's down the hall. I saw Barnett leaving and I was just talking to Ester about your being here. She loves you so much, I just had to come down and say hello. We've been following you since you were a girl. Well, I just scared you to death. I didn't mean to do that.","Well, I guess you caught me at a weak moment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36456,"The doctor can tell, but I decided not to know. I want it to be a big surprise.","Well, it can really only go two ways.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36457,"Paul, cancel your mental appointments, baby. What are you, like still stoned from last night?",I gotta get to English class.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36458,Pop don't like Johnny.,So we'll sell the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36459,"Oh that, she just likes to play.","I don't think so, I think she's confused about death.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36460,"And she's such a good-hearted thing, there isn't an ounce of harm or malice in her.","Well, I'll admit I don't see any flies on her yet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36461,"Oh, so you know.","Mom, would you say you understand Dad?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36462,What is the point in that? Even if it was a bug they would have taken it with 'em.,"It is too late for you to start thinking John. It is a possibility and that is good enough for me. And after you strip the house, I want you to get every thieving slag this side of Ceylon and torture them, badly. I want to know who is responsible, otherwise I will hold you responsible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36463,What do I have to do?,"Some tap dancing, some singing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36464,You think I'm a tourist?,I'm sorry. I just assumed. Your accent maybe. Where are you from?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36465,"Eddie, which dress do you like better?","I don't know. Hey Bill, which dress is better for you, the green or the red one?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36466,"Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker, Dude, I'm marking it an eight.","Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36467,Whaddaya talkin' about? There's at least twenty guys in there. Let's wake 'em up and get this party on the road.,"Now, Miss. What do you want with twenty zombies when you got a twenty gun salute looking you right in the face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36468,Uh. I'm showing off.,"A billion people speak Chinese. Don't be too impressed with yourself. As for that scroll, I can resell it for double. In 30 minutes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36469,"Well now, I don't believe assa property scription.","Well, that's how I characterize it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36470,"He's teaching environmental science, Grant. Probably wants to borrow my lesson plans from last semester.","Oh yeah, that's what he wants to borrow, this guy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36471,I can't hardly understand you when you talk with one of them Mores in your mouth.,I said you can be too crude sometimes? I don't think I care for it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36472,It is you. This was taken in Cairo at British Headquarters - July 41. And so was this - August 41. And this -February 42.,It's impossible. I was buying or selling something. I've been to Cairo many times.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36473,Now that shit will help you SOLVE the case.,"Whatever that meant, I'm sure it's real helpful Ice-T.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36474,"When a creature dies, the force it generated remains. The Force is all around us. It can be collected and transmitted through the use of a Kiber crystal. It's the only way to amplify the power of the Force within you.",Don't you have a Kiber crystal?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36475,"Yeah, totally. So, uh, what do they interview you about?","Well, uh, there's this benefit for Rwanda we're gonna do. And, uh, you know, my songs, uh, where I get the ideas for them, uh, you know, stuff like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36476,At least I improved myself. What's up?,I want you to take a look at this girl here. She's been in some porn stuff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36477,"Sorry, Captain. The ribbon has already entered the galaxy. It will pass through this sector in approximately thirty-one hours.","Guinan said Soran was trying to get back to the ribbon. If that's true, then there must be some connection with the Amargosa star.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36478,"What first two murders. We don't know about them here, do we?",He told me he had done two others just like it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36479,Baby goddamn scared me to death!,They just wanted to say hello.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36480,Why would he ? His parents are rich.,"So many tubes to get in, only one is the way out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36481,Hi. This is Nikki. Leaves a message.,I just got out of a six-year relationship. Okay? That should help to explain why I'm acting so weird. It's not you. It's me. I just wanted to say that. Sorry. This is Mike.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36482,"Sure, if that's what you want. Why not? It's all human nature. So we just have to launch our baby and wait for the decline and fall of civilization as we know it.","And here I thought ""anarchy"" was just something cool to put on a Tshirt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36483,It's not a flop house. It's basic and simple. That doesn't make it a flop house.,"If it doesn't have a pool, we're looking for a new place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36484,"You'd be initiating a financial battle you'd ultimately lose, Mr. Harris.",You're very right. I think the best thing we could all do is go home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36485,I'm willing to bet that even the creator can't out wit his creation.,What then sir ? What would we do with the park with out Bruce ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36486,"It was easy money. I did it in the can. Shit! I learned the junk business in the can, Paulie.",Right in my face. You looked in my face and you lied.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36487,And you say he doesn't remember any of it?,Not according to his teacher. It just got me thinking about Jason and what if Evan's inherited his father's condition?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36488,"O, she says nothing sir, but weeps and weeps, and then on Romeo cries and then falls down again.","As if that name, Shot from the deadly level of a gun did murder her, as that name's cursed hand did murder her kinsman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36489,"You do, you do. You're just not saying.",I swear I don't know. Here's your Christmas present.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36490,What happened to your hand?,"I cut it shaving; I know, I gotta be more careful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36491,That's where my boat's moored.,"You trying to take over my show Finnegan, that what you trying to do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36492,"Maybe. I don't know. He has not asked my advice. If he asks my advice, I don't know what I will say.",I won't have to shoot those dogs. They will kill each other.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36493,Her name is Gretchen.,"That's a nice name. OK, let me see it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36494,I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.,"Well, Rick, after tonight I'll be through with the whole business, and I am leaving finally this Casablanca.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36495,And too many of them are produced.,Let's go sit by the piano.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36496,I have not been on the island in twenty years. It is changed - changed completely. Where are the graves -- the coffins?,This was once a cemetery.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36497,I don't know. Special occasion. With the right person. It was supposed to be for my tenth wedding anniversary.,"The day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc, that's the special occasion.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36498,You! How can I ever get any fame playing you!,"Dewey, what the hell is she rambling about now? What's wrong Jen, see yourself on one of those USA NETWORK winners you did and realize how badly you suck at acting?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36499,Am I? Or am I making so much sense that you're going insane?,I never went in that sphere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36500,"You DON'T like it, do you?","Well it just seems a little bit crude, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36501,It was Lucy! Lucy went to the cops!,"Remember, Kansas, every time you point a finger you've got three more pointing back at you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36502,Maybe it's this mix tape I made you. Or maybe these flowers. He gives Jessica the flowers and tape.,"Uh, thanks. God I'm so excited! So, are you ready to take me to the principal's office? He whips out the key, she takes it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36503,"You see, from this vertebrae I shall be able to reconstruct the entire skeleton.","Wait a minute, you expect to be knighted for finding that soupbone?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36504,"No, George, we've already done that with Lonnie. The blind one last year, remember?","Oh, of course. Who can forget the Emmy? Then let me bring Betty to the set and see what happens.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36505,They weren't at school with us.,"But, I've already put her on the search and detain list.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36506,Not Cole's Uncle but probably the sheriff's uncle in federal prison.,So the sheriff had got an Uncle who's committed a serious crime.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36507,"Well, not too, I mean, a little.","I'm lonesome. I'm lonesome so I'm a drunk. I'm lonesome so I'm a dope fiend. I'm lonesome so I'm a thief, a fornicator, a whore-monger. Poop, I say, poop! I've heard it all and I'm sick of it, sick to death.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36508,"Well sir, I am a great admirer of yours, and I have an extremely interesting proposition to discuss. Would you let my wife and I take you to have dinner tonight? Our treat.","You know, I've been traveling and I'm very tired. Maybe some other time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36509,I know her friends.,That locket you're holding. You have one just like it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36510,No. Thought he was with you.,"Daddy, Uncle Elroy, I need your help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36511,"I have an appointment with him, right here, right now.",Go live in a tent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36512,They have every right Chuck.,"They send us because they want us to change, or grow up or something and then they try to keep us the same.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36513,"Can you tell me why you killed the puppies, Plato?","No, sir. I just went next door to look at them like I always do. They were nursing on their mother and I did it. I guess I'm just no good?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36514,You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.,That's right. That's the first time you're right. I CONFUSE THE TWO AND I DON'T CARE.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36515,So what do we do for money when we get to New Orleans?,I've got my Seahaven Bankcard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36516,You should have taken their offer. Especially if you were unprepared.,I had a witness disappear on me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36517,"Funny, it used to scare me when I thought about the future. Guess it doesn't really matter anymore.","Dylan, come here. I want you to meet the First Lady.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36518,You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.,I think testicular cancer should be no contest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36519,You know what I'm talking about. It's all over your face. That I-just- saved-a-little-baby-boy look.,We just saved a little baby boy. Think of it that way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36520,"Empire had the better ending: Luke gets his hand cut off, and finds out Vader's his father; Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. And that's life-a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.",There was something else going on in Jedi. I never noticed it until today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36521,"It's Domini, it's not Domini, I don't care--all I know is I'm not dealing with something--anything-- snuffing me in my sleep. I want to do what we did in the woods-- surveillance of this whole place 24/7, with somebody monitoring those cameras every second. There's something, somebody here, I want to see 'em coming.",I thought all your equipment got stolen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36522,"How d'you KNOW we're ""friends""?","Well, EVERYONE is friends here on Hy- Brasil.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36523,Maybe! Is it impossible?,"Yes. I have never known birds of different species to flock together. The very concept is unimaginable. Why if that happened, we wouldn't have a chance. How could we possible hope to fight them?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36524,"No, I'm sorry, but no. We'll savage what we can from the plane. Then we head for the coast. There may be a boat left, something to get us off this island.","Dr. Grant, we're not leaving without our son.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36525,Shit. There's the hotel. You overshot the driveway.,And stop with the directions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36526,The blood transfusion is now in progress. The only words are curt orders like: 'Now! - Quickly! - That's enough! - Give it to me! - Sit still!' etc.,"Joseph is reading the diary, which arouses his interest more and more. It is as if he finds a connection between what he reads and the fearful events that have taken place around him. An extract from the diary is shown.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36527,"Oh, yes. On the pier.",Before that. Your face is very familiar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36528,"Theo! This is Sheila Kastle, my partner's daughter.",You look like you're something on the lanes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36529,"Oh, boy -- can I, Mom?","Yes, dear. Come on now. Bobby, your shoes are soaking!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36530,"I'M UP HERE TOO, MAVERICK.","ROGER, COUGAR. Okay boys, pull out with your hands up and nobody'll get hurt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36531,And what would you have done if the odds had gone against you?,I guess I would've felt sorry for the universe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36532,"No thank you, but maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.",Was that like a homo-sexual remark?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36533,This happens to me all the time in public.,I recognized him too - his picture was in Vanity Fair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36534,That crazy sumbitch made it.,Congratulations. You just became a legend maker.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36535,It hit me like a ton of bricks.,"How can this be? You and me at the same time, the exact same thought. It's scary.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36536,"Hey, Caesar, where's the key?","The key, yeah, the key's in my pants in the bathroom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36537,He's not the murderer. But he's a bozo.,"Yes, he is like a clown.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36538,I don't want to hear about miracles and God and all that! We tried to murder someone to cover our asses!,"Well we didn't kill him, he died on his own.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36539,I don't know. Dad seems a little weird.,Yeah well wait till mom opens her mouth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36540,Selling vacuum cleaners isn't the best preparation you could have.,I just want one true adventure before I die.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36541,It's much too soon for you to have this kind of buzz around you.,Do I have to stand here in the middle and meet them all?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36542,"Claudia, you torture yourself.","They are ducklings, that will grow into swans. Whereas I must be the duckling forever.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36543,What girls you got here?,My name is Hope. This is Faith. Charity's in back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36544,"Selina, are you okay?","Yes, did you call us here for any particular reason?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36545,"Which gulls, Mr. Sholes? There are several varieties.",The ones that've been raising the devil with my fishing boats.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36546,"But you eat, don't you?","Mostly, we open a can of beans and boil some coffee.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36547,Such a simple idea and it's working. What does that tell you?,That it's about to go wrong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36548,"I believe there will be other survivors. In fact, I'm guessing there's life on the surface, even now. It's not life worth living perhaps, but believe me, something's moving around up there. And I don't just mean the cockroaches.",I'm going to need two more banana- splits and a cherry coke!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36549,How was I ridiculing you?,You're making fun of my family. You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig. You know exactly what you're saying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36550,Never heard of it.,That was a dance we invented at the International Sand Club.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36551,No Mark. MARK Why not?,I don't know. I really like you and I think you're very attractive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36552,"Hold on a minute, dear. Here's us at Mount Rushmore. You remember, Truman--when Dad was still with us - that was quite a drive. You slept all the way there.",It looks so small.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36553,What's wrong with you? Why are you acting this way?,I'm sorry. It's just upsetting. You're in love with her. You don't love me anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36554,Good! It'll save me the trouble of repeating myself. He's not fucking driving you!,"Listen to me, Bobby. This is my job. It puts a roof over me and my daughter and you for as long as you want to stay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36555,"I can take it, go ahead.","Well, it's brilliantly written, but then everything you write is brilliant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36556,"Well, I'll admit I don't see any flies on her yet.","There are no flies on Rose, I don't know what you're talking about.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36557,He killed a man worked for him the other night.,So what are you trying to tell me? I should get out of here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36558,"Alright, so what have we got?","Well, we have fifty passwords, plus whatever Polaroid head here got inside Ellingson.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36559,"And you stock these things for what, to fend off Russia?",You're sort of a rude person.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36560,It's okay. They're prescription. Works better with a little whiskey.,That's my brother's problem. He's passed out inside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36561,"Ma, you want something to eat, some tuna fish?","Hey, why don't you go to the movie? Your mother and me, we're gonna be baby-sitter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36562,You mean they'll replace you with someone who won't perform abortions.,"Well, we can only guess about that, Edna. They *are* against the law.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36563,She's prepared to testify that she was instructed to do this by one of Edgar Sonrisa's managers. You know who Sonrisa is?,"Yeah, I catch your hacks. He's Satan's lap dog, or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36564,"What is it, Grady?",I'm in love with your wife.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36565,No?! You almost married this woman. Aren't you even curious what she wants?,"She's probably just having a fit of nostalgia. You know, lonely Christmas Eve, call the one that got away, that kind of thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36566,Jack's pinned down Sarah. Should be a second. Keep dancing.,We were forced to tie him to my best stallion and drag him around the barn a few times.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36567,A few days ago.,"That's what I figured. Well, I have a little home coming present for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36568,What do you want?,I'm a messenger at the State House. This is from the Governor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36569,"What else? Shit, Principal Cole, you ain't gonna believe what else.",Christ. Is that an axe?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36570,I thought you were going to leave me out there all day.,"I didn't know you were a kebab man, Plank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36571,So why don't you give me a jingle in the year 2000?,Let me jingle you right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36572,"Yes, I do -- very much.",Will I be able to play the harp? It is an instrument of which I am very fond.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36573,"Damn it, Norman. I swear. I had a whole conversation with the man when he woke up.",This being after you so carefully fixed my suit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36574,Get me a couple juicy pictures. Somethin' I can wise the rabbit up with.,I don't work in Toontown.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36575,Why don't we just look in those footlockers?,"Come on, you little stooge. Hand over them keys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36576,Ester and me did; My niece picked then. She's just here from California.,"That's good, I've never seen anything so healthy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36577,So how was your first and last day of branding?,Don't be so sure it's my last. There are a few people back home I'd like to put under a red hot iron.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36578,You're talking about complicity.,I don't know what that means. I'm talking about not rocking the boat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36579,How did you know?,I found the body of the Seer in the stream.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36580,Daya deo dono Dato. Dalutan!,"It there's one thing I don't need advice on, it's how to drive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36581,"No, no jokes, I gotta pee. Just tell me about your day. What went on back there?","Well, come to think of it, we did have a big event around here. Beth started talking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36582,"I told you, something's upset them.","Well, I have to get this into the networks. If you can't do it, you can't do it, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36583,What are you doing?,"I'm just calming the kiddies. There's no need to worry about Santa. He's just having a peaceful, adult conversation with his nice Jewish friend, The Hebrew Hammer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36584,Do you know what you want?,I think I'll have the Seafood Salad Special.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36585,It's like the voodoo dolls of West Africa. The kryta represents your enemy -- and gives you complete power over him.,Thank God all that mumbo jumbo rubbish is disappearing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36586,Like a goat on garbage.,We're running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36587,"Come one, that was so weird.","What, it's not weird. I just cut the stupid hot dog in half.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36588,"They know where I live, I guess they know what I drive, so maybe we should pick up another car on the way.","She just sat there, looking right at me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36589,Ready as we'll ever be.,"Heather and I are going to drive around a little, see if we can find that college girl and tell her to get her ass back into town.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36590,I'll have to ask you for that film.,I just wanted to distract them. I wasn't trying to get a picture of you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36591,I'm gonna go to the car for a 'sec. I'll be right back.,"They are old, we are young, they are fast, we are fun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36592,And you still haven't told me why you sent me after Friedman.,Maybe I wanted to give my husband a fright.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36593,"Well, jeez, you're reading his biography, aren't you?","Oh, right. Yeah, that's true. He used to rub all kinds of things on it. Paprika. Ground lamb.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36594,Shut up. They'll hear you in the back.,"So what? The pleasure of marriage is you sleep with the woman and then you don't worry about nothing. Hey, how about a date tonight, Rita. Let's eat pasta and roll around.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36595,"You think they are confidential? I don't know anything about how this town works, I haven't lived here a year yet.",We need a sympathetic face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36596,"Please, Paul, why do we have to go to the roof?",It's alright. This is the only place I can find some peace.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36597,"I told you, I don't know where Sidney is. And even if there was a third killer, Sidney doesn't know about it.","That is for me to decide. I need to talk to her Mr. Riley, she is a key element in this case. I have a press conference in an hour, and I need to explain why there are four dead celebrities.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36598,I love you like my Dad loves Shelly. I wanna live here.,Pause as he takes all this in I think your Dad would miss you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36599,This planet is aging in surges.,And Spock with it. They are joined together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36600,"Yes ma'am, I reckon.","Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do, I guess it's just bound to happen sooner or later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36601,"Banana cream, pineapple cream, chocolate cream--and apple.","Cut me off a hunk a that banana cream, and a cuppa java.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36602,"Had to take him to the hospital. Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck half way up his butt, couldn't get it out.",I always loved that mute broad that Chuck Heston was shacking up with.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36603,"Thank you, kind sir.",A vacuum cleaner salesman and a fairy doctor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36604,Maybe you should have just a half.,Thanks for the advice dad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36605,Slim Jim? Apple? Yogurt? You like yogurt.,I used to like yogurt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36606,"Thanks, Dad. I'll call you.","You have everything, Kimberly? Credit card, cell phone, AAA card?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36607,We're going to think about it.,"It's very nice, but it's still a little pricey for us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36608,"Gee! Take a look, will you?","Oh, this is all right, Bruce. I just wanted to be sure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36609,What are you going to give me? I hope I don't like it.,You'll have to keep them anyway. The man at the Aquarium said that he wouldn't take them back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36610,Do they have drinks?,"I'm from the East. I went to college, did an arts course. I now live in Vegas. I think of it as home. I came here deliberately to carve out a life. I was in LA before, but I'll come back to that later. The tough times are behind me now. I can deal with the bad things that happen. There will always be dark characters. But my life is good. It is as I would want it to be. So, why are you a drunk?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36611,"Oh no, sir. Some people are natural putterers. Others can never master it.","Oh my. You mean, some people are born and never will become putterers?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36612,What did you think? Did it look like you expected?,"Not really. I didn't picture it with veins or ridges or anything, I thought it would be smooth, like a test tube.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36613,Talk to the man.,Thank you. God bless you for helping us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36614,It wasn't a joke.,Tried to convince me that this house is haunted. Kids. Kids. Kids! I love them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36615,In competition with five other unwanted pregnancies - the casting of a show determined by an air date - he was the one who arrived on cue.,"Who knew that a show originally meant to last one year - ""Bringing Up Baby"" - would turn into a ""cradle to grave"" concept. He is in fact the first child in the world to be legally adopted by a corporation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36616,"Georgia, where I come from, it's real if you make it yourself. But I been buying from the Yankee Government since they put me in this soldier suit and give me a rate.",Tax-free booze. It's about all you can say for army life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36617,"Try to calm down. Just think, you're going to be famous!","Guys, please come with me!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36618,"I bet you if your master would have told you to fix the hole in the roof, you would have rebuilt the whole damn house.","You always got the best of it around here and when Dad always talks about my son, it is always you, so you fix the roof.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36619,A grandmother. God bless you.,"He does bless me, each and every day. Matthew's mother works a hospital shift, so I pick him up at school. We stop for a meal usually around this time. He does his homework and gets some experience meeting people. But we never had a famous mobster before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36620,"I've never had orange whips, I'm from Akron.",He's the guy Buzz.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36621,Four nights. How did you sleep?,We raised such a fuss they finally brought cots in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36622,"Sure it is, Sweet Pea, but he should've warned you 'scuzzy' female types about the 'Puget Dudes.' They'll tell you they're wearing a rubber but they've bit a little hole in the end.","You're pretty funny, Mayo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36623,"For a reason that neither of us understand, you are forced to stay near me. That's all I know right now.","I have these strange thoughts, I don't know where they come from. I can't explain it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36624,"You may not realize it, Miss Kubelik, but I'm in the top ten -- efficiency-wise and this may be the day -- promotion-wise.",You're beginning to sound like Mr. Kirkeby already.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36625,I have a theory that there's two kinds of boys. Those who want to be astronomers and those who want to be astronauts.,I want to be an astronaut.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36626,"Won't you even make a try for it, Mr. Andrews?","I'm sorry that I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36627,Get out of here!,"Wait, Toddy. That's not hospitable. I want to discuss business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36628,"And, why is that?","You're going to be remembered, and it's all because of me. And, the only reason I'm here right now is because I wanted to be.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36629,Instead of what? Nine months inside a woman: We're all raised the same but most of us don't become cubs in Cathedral.,Some people say children need human mothering.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36630,A couple of boys fighting over a pair of red silk panties is nothing compared to what he's seen.,"Yeah, he's probably been serving cocktails, SO TO SPEAK, at the orgies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36631,"See, it's my life story. Five more minutes and I would have got to hear your best pick-up line.",The caramel thing is my pick-up line.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36632,We're supposed to do fifty apples. We only got twelve done.,"I don't know what to advise my son. I think he should pay for the wedding, but it is important that he don't look ridiculous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36633,Did you meet the President?,"Honey, your father knows the President.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36634,"Cotton, there isn't one day, one hour, one minute when I'm not reminded of what I've done. I have not had one second of reprieve and no therapy or religion or spiritual plane can ever erase what I feel in every vein of my being. And I wish I had in me what you need to hear but I don't think the words exist.","I just thought if I saw you face to face, maybe it would help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36635,"Well, why not? You seem so calm and experienced. Why not, indeed!","I hate to be a bother, John, but the cramp's getting worse. The pain is actually quite unbearable now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36636,Can I help you?,"Yes, I'm Ed Wood. I'm here about directing the Christine Jorgensen picture.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36637,"Elena, you're just getting wound up to get wound up.","Thanks for the diagnosis, Ben. Thank you. So let's just go to this fiasco if that's what you want to do. Let's just go on in. I'd rather talk to anyone else but you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36638,So you're our own private guy?,I handle most of Cardiff Giant's stuff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36639,"Like I said, it was nothing. Don't bunch up.","Did you see what he did, back there? He stepped right into the open, so I could get across.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36640,I'm glad you're doing well.,I've already thought about how to tell the kids where I was.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36641,What do you believe in?,"What do I believe it? Are you kidding me? What do you think? I'm still trying to deal with the fact that everything I believed was real, wasn't. The whole world, my entire life was a lie. I don't know anything anymore, Morpheus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36642,"Can I help you, Mrs. Argon?",I spoke to Dr. Argon this morning and he remains frustrated over the loss of the original nanobot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36643,Fine Fidget. What's all this?,Oh man. You gotta see this. It's a spectacle. A real spectacle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36644,Why didn't you ever tell anybody about your dreams?,"Oh, yeah, tell everyone I'm crazy. Beauty ida.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36645,"My desire betrays me, like goosebumps on my flesh.",I have a bit of a goosebump fetish. Not many people know that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36646,"I don't think so. In my experience, signs are usually a lot more subtle.",Let me get this straight. All that paper that went into the river. That was the only copy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36647,I still can't believe it. How does a guy go from an anti-nuke activists to working for the Nuclear Regulatory Commission?,"When you and I use to attend rallies in college, we helped to create awareness. But from the inside now I can actually effect change. I never lost my idealism.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36648,Where will we go?,I don't know yet. I think we'll be safe here. Let's bring that wood in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36649,"Don't you raise your voice at me. Go to your room, now.",Got me off the streets? I live on 59th and Park.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36650,"Switching to sub-vocal. Gib, you copy?",It's Talkradio. You're on the air.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36651,Yes--well--uh--that's another one of those statements which more or less automatically requires an apology. Whenever you feel like it. It's sort of like turning off an alarm clock that's ringing loudly. Your apology turns off the alarm.,I'm turning off the alarm. I'm turning off everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36652,"What religion do you profess, Preacher?",The religion the Almighty and me worked out betwixt us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36653,Have you lost you lost your mind ? I'd rather take ten lashes in Public Square than see you ruin your life.,"It's aterm of service, not a career. I just want to get out on my own and see the Galaxy for a couple of years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36654,"Our brief govereet thru the letter hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?","Now listen here, you little bastard, just you turn around and walk out of here the same way as you came in. Alex eyes a giant white, fibreglass phallic sculpture on the table beside him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36655,"Oh, I would love that, Wally.",I guess I'll see you around the orchards. Thanks for everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36656,"I'll try but we have to leave, with or without them. I want you to promise.",It is dangerous to be here. The radio says this is a nest of cockroaches.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36657,"Says you would sometimes disappear all night, then brag to me about your sexual conquests.","Did I use the term ""sexual conquests"" or is that your way of putting it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36658,I was just being honest. You happen to have a nice ass. Sorry.,I read your teen beat manifesto.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36659,"No ""Jacques"". I am the Great Went.",I am The Muffin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36660,Then you wish to handle this matter through your attorneys?,"There's no need for a claim, the garden is a healthy one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36661,A parting gift from the Empire.,"Sit down, I'll show you how we're going to do it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36662,Look at me -- I'm not even listening to a word you're saying.,Did I tell you who I ran into at the bagel place?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36663,Look at the weather! They'll never find us! We're near out of fuel. Put it down.,"COUGAR, YOU'RE ON THE BALL.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36664,What're you talking about? You wanna be a movie star?,I'm thinking about producing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36665,You think mafia hit?,Hard to tell. Looks like he's been cleaned up and he's decomposing as we speak. This case gets weirder by the minute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36666,He's a man who knows what he wants -- he does know what he wants.,Can I go get those mangos now?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36667,We're not here. I don't want the desk to hear us ..,"Alright. I'll start at the top, and work down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36668,"What did you call me, boy?",I called you Sarge.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36669,"No, Salvatore. You'd better go. It's my father.","Good, this way we can finally talk. I'll convince him this time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36670,A little? Try unbelievably.,I swear these guys are like playing mindgames with me. I think they got a hold of my e-mail address at work too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36671,This is not giving blood. This is drunk.,"Dad, I never knew you had a sense of humor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36672,"Doris, Murray's widow, finds out about this Martin Weir thing and says since Murray and I never had any written contract, she wants five hundred grand for the script.",So you're thinking what if I was to put you next to my dry cleaner. Ask him if he wants to invest his money in a movie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36673,"Gettin' kind of tense, aren't you?","Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear? Now I'm curious. What does a Space Ranger actually do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36674,He kind of favors one of my boys when he was about his age.,"Boy, that is bad luck to touch a fellow with a broom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36675,"Yes, all right, I'll wait for you. Good-by.",I hardly think a few birds are going to bring about the end of the world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36676,So tell them the truth. What do you use it for?,I was just going to use it to see how much I had.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36677,"Wait a minute, Walter. You can't do that!",My name is Louis Peluso.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36678,And superstitious too. It's like witchcraft.,"That's Africa. There's an African in all of us, isn't there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36679,Right now -- I'm at the epitome of my life. Right now I feel so good I'm afraid something's gonna happen.,"When I was a little kid, I used to want to go to Europe but right now wherever I am I'm gonna be in Europe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36680,What's your favorite color?,"I don't remember. But off the top of my head, I'd say black.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36681,"You know how we were wondering what we were going to do for money? Being how we don't want to get jobs and whatnot? Well, check this out.","Tuna, this is crap.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36682,Only the son of a Pezzonovanta.,Hey America! Is she as rich as they say?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36683,Just remember the needle in the haystack.,"I never did understand that story, did someone find the needle or not?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36684,You could take their head off.,"Actually, our best weapon against these satanic cocksuckers is this man. He's a preacher.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36685,That thing? Who'd you steal it from?,My daddy gave me this watch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36686,You should lock your doors.,Ring the bell before you try the door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36687,You have beautiful skin.,Thank you. So Catherine seems like she might become a really good writer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36688,I'm sorry. I had to work late last night. Slept at the club.,I'm leaving you Jake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36689,What good is this?,"To discover what might have been taken from those who died, it will help to know what was there that could be taken in the first place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36690,You guess he's your boyfriend? Or you guess you're having a bad time with him?,What? No. I don't like the term boyfriend. It's so gay.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36691,Well isn't that great. Something to write home about.,I never though I'd be stuck in a wine closet with Warren Wayne.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36692,"Well, it must mean something. She was obviously very sentimental.","This is one of my favorite things, her passport.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36693,"You think of the weirdest damn things to say sometimes, peanut. Ain't we been doin' a pretty fair job this far?","Oh, you know exactly what I mean, honey? It'd make the future so simple and nice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36694,You got more than one?,"Shit, yeah. I got numbers coming out of my ears. Like, for instance, ten.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36695,"-- see this, television!","Feel this, real wood paneling. That's real wood, too, not that fake stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36696,"Well, I guess I'll see her at the convention later.","Yes, of course. I'll see that she gets the flowers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36697,I saw his teeth in the bathroom.,"He can take out his smile and keep it on a shelf, but, his bite is worse than his bark, isn't that so, old fellow?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36698,"I'm having a very good time, too.",So there you are. So I guess I'm not such a dog as I think I am.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36699,No. He was my brother. He died at anothers hand.,"We too are brothers, Macleod. In fact, you have more family than you think.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36700,"Actually, the only thing I gotta give that guy is a one-way ticket back to Greaseball-land.","Yeah, well, that pizza could feed a family of four in Turkey or India or wherever the fuck he comes from.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36701,I hope you have a different angle. It's pretty much all been covered.,Originality is my speciality.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36702,"Well, when 200 students are hospitalized with stomach cramps I think it's newsworthy.","Nevertheless, you could have mentioned the sauce. Well, I see you have a camera.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36703,"As far as John Law knows, I'm just a joy ridin' Georgia redneck. We keep 'em outta your backyard, we're cool. Now just give me five to ditch this idiot and I'll meet you in Ole Miss.","If you don't, we can kiss that Kenworth good-bye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36704,After I got the shit beat out of me!,And I almost got digested. It goes with the job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36705,"How, did you know about my grandfather?","Because I'm telling you the truth. I know what's going to happen. There's going to be test tube babies and heart transplants. And an American named Neil Armstrong is going to walk on the moon. On July 20, 1969.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36706,Then wh-where do we land?,"I have a phrase I want you all to memorize: ""Lushu hoo megwa fugi."" It means ""I am an American."" In Chinese.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36707,"Good. Now, if you'll pardon me, I have to go to work.",I was thinking maybe I shouldn't be in therapy anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36708,"What's the matter, you don't like this stuff?",Tastes like something you'd feed a chicken to make it lay more eggs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36709,What do you want?,"My wife and my daughter and the money. I'll bring the disks to the mall by the freeway, you bring my family. We'll trade.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36710,"Sorry, no. I just got one.","Excuse me, sir. I have an actual fact for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36711,"What do you mean ""got"" to the dog?","It was a life form that was able to imitate and reproduce, whatever it ate or absorbed, cell for cell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36712,"Thank you. Let's go, baby!","Hey Austin Powers, it's me, Mick Jagger.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36713,"No, Cathy. He sold Mr. Fawcett a different brand. You don't think they're getting sick, do you, Mitch?",I still don't understand how you knew I wanted lovebirds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36714,"It was Iris Hineman. She developed the Precogs, designed the system and pioneered the interface.","Speaking of interfacing, I'd love to say hello.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36715,Just relax. You're at school now. No one can get you here.,But if it wasn't Billy it could be anybody. He could be here at school right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36716,"Yeah, he's keeping an eye out, said he'd call us if he sees anything. That's about it for tonight.","Alright I got you, man. It's my turn for freak patrol.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36717,"Okay, but whatever you did -- the entire student body thanks you.","And to celebrate this impromptu fall break, I propose we have a party. Tonight, my house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36718,I'll go on the dole. Like my daddy before me.,"I noticed your hair. I guess it made an impression on me, that's why I was pretty sure I recognized you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36719,Here you go. I think you should talk to Dr. Byrne when you get back about how much Valium he's prescribing. Okay?,"At my age, I'm going to take any pill that makes me feel better.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36720,What smells like shoe polish?,Go open the sore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36721,"Asks my name. Over and over. Just like a broken record. Only thing is, I can't answer. I've no idea what my name is.",Your name is John White.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36722,What does it look like I'm doing? I'm editing.,"No, not that. I'm talking about the Associated Press. They got this story that we pulled this interview and they talked to Mike and I. Did you tell them that we were lying?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36723,I don't know. I just think that you would love it.,"But, I don't know. I'm just scared that things would change. Between us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36724,"I'd better be getting back. Bye, love.",pulls his coat on. HONORA gives him a peck cheek.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36725,Are you hungry? What's your favorite food? We'll try to get it for you.,Green Eggs and Ham. You're not going to get anywhere. You might as well put me in the cage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36726,Why not? We already know each other's secrets.,"Thanks for the, uh, for the breakfast.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36727,Shhh. They're coming to the cubic zirconium.,I like those sapphire earrings myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36728,"Well, yes, it's just a manner of speech from your Post Corrective Advisor to you that you watch out, little Alex. He puts his arm round Alex's shoulder.","Because next time it's going to be the barry place and all my work ruined. If you've no respect for your horrible self, you at least might have some for me who'se sweated over you. He slaps Alex on the knee.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36729,What did you expect?,"Well, I thought they were more like a cantaloupe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36730,I am going over here.,"God damn, you people are confusing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36731,I'm not playing a game now.,Yes you are. You're playing word games.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36732,"Wallace egregious residence, Mandy speaking.","It's Jules, you guys haven't had a call from, say, Kimberly, have you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36733,Don't go getting sentimental. You're no damn good at it.,I'd give you a hand but it wouldn't look good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36734,Thank you. Do you work in the building? You coming from the party?,You said that malignant narcissism was not evil.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36735,Lot of good you were when I was sinking in the sand.,Without that navicam looks to me like you forfeit the right to be in charge.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36736,Where do they come up with this stuff?!,How come Terrance and Phillip are so weird looking?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36737,And my bra finally fits again.,I thought you were going to stop wearing your glasses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36738,"William, we've been studying hard, I really know my stuff.","Don't be silly, you have whole worlds to fathom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36739,And replace them with new ones.,"I know that, but I wanna keep the old ones.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36740,"That was a mistake, but I don't regret it.",The first and only time. A big mistake. I'm gonna have to ask you not to see Mantan anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36741,So don't give me any of that sentient life crap. Find me something I can blow up.,"New star. Hey, guess what? I got a new star on the readout.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36742,How often is your wife called to help delivery?,It was slow. Now it seems like everyone is having births at home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36743,What does Burbage care of that? He is readying the Curtain for Kit Marlowe.,You have opened the playhouses?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36744,"That's it, Billy. I can't take any more. I'm feeling woozy.",Get the gun. I'll untie Pops.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36745,It's better than shovelling horse shit.,"If you were looking for promotion, you should have picked one of the healthier ones.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36746,I wish I could help but last I saw Gregory was outside my front door.,"Okay, if you think of anything else, please give us a call.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36747,Mmmmmm. Root beer float that sounds good.,"Did she mention any contests that she won? I mean she must have had some awards, she was so talented and all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36748,No way they could have seen it.,"Allow me to enlighten you gentlemen to the protocol of the porno industry, as I'm sure you've never been in one of these places before. A man goes into the booth, puts the money in the slot. The dancer gets it on the other side. She hits the button, door goes up, now there is only glass between you and it's little fireman time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36749,What did he say?,"I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36750,We'll see how wonderful it is after you spend the next twenty years making Agent Orange.,"God, Daniel, I'm not going to make Agent Orange.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36751,"They did 14 grand in Evanston, 16.5 is Gary, and 20 in Cicero. Looks like you're bringing up the rear, Granger.",I just got the count. We'll put the take on the 4:15.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36752,Incredible. The cloth -- the buttons -- it looks to be mid sixteen hundreds. It's a remarkable duplication.,I don't think it is a duplication.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36753,"Yeah. I think Maroon plays the part of the sound mind, your wife the sound body.",I resent that innuendo! My wife is completely innocent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36754,What do you think?,"Well, it is a neighborhood tradition.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36755,Okay great. What will that be?,We're just going to have the leader of the band sing alone with his guitar. Acoustic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36756,"No, you don't want to go down there. I am going down there. And I'm going to find reverse on this thing and floor it.","You'll never find it, it's a maze down there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36757,"Look, man, this is a big misunderstanding. All we wanted to do is borrow some sugar.",And some rolling papers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36758,"Would you hold on just a minute here, please? Look, there's no reason to panic now. Epps saw somebody. Fine. It's a big boat. Chances're real good he doesn't even know about the gold. If we stay cool, nobody'll be the wiser. The gold stays where it is til we're ready to go. Like I said, it'll be a hell of a lot safer there than here.",What if that fucker finds it before we're ready to go?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36759,You won't look pushy.,Well I don't want to come on too strong. A guy hates a girl to come on strong. Fragile egos and all of that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36760,"Can I get you a snack-- a housefly, maybe?","Thanks, I already ate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36761,"Hell, no! I just got something in my eye.",It's alright for a man to cry once in awhile. Just don't make a habit of it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36762,"Right?! Mama, was it right for you to sic Johnnie Farragut on us? How could you do that?","Did you run into Johnnie in New Orleans? Lula, are you in New Orleans?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36763,"Well, that ain't fair to her. A single mother, that's a sacred thing, man. _ 103.",The kid is amazing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36764,"Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.","Calm down, I'm just asking. Is that hash I can smell?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36765,"Then there must be a whole room, made completely of chocolate.",And some really fast cars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36766,Where was the last place you left him?,Right here in the van.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36767,You don't have to use pig Latin! Nobody could possibly know what we're talking about.,"All right. These are the choices: microwave ovens, pocket calculators, Walkmans, digital watches and miniature TV's.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36768,You didn't think so then.,That was before Dr. Zaius and half the Academy said the idea was heresy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36769,We're doing episode 31?,"Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36770,I didn't mean to Liz. I'm sorry.,You can't play around with these tent people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36771,Let's get on with what? What is this anyway? A Kangaroo Court? Why don't you get a rope and do it right?,You make my mouth water.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36772,Close to two million. But this sucker can go all the way to Devon and the nationals.,Devon? He looks like Seattle Slew. What about the Triple Crown?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36773,She wasn't the last one to see them alive. Whoever killed them was.,At least I finally saw the reason you couldn't get over Mark.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36774,"You can't fool an empath, Captain. I know exactly when I'm needed.","Well, with all due respect to your Betazoid senses, I prefer to be alone right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36775,"Jeez, look at that guy.",One job I'd never take is working around electricity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36776,Why are you so interested? Why do you keep asking me?,"I came back to help you. You said do I let girls sneak into my house. You know where I live. If you need to, come to where I live, OK?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36777,"No, I mean about her appearance. If she should leave the valley - what would happen?","Oh, she'd quickly revert in her appearance to her actual age.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36778,"So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea.",Where did you get the coconuts?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36779,"But when your sunflowers come up, I'll pay you for them.",I planted a row just for you and you don't owe me anything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36780,"Alright, well, let's say you make it to Greenville. What's there, anyway?",Grandma Dodi's Pork Rib Joint.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36781,"Uh, my watch stopped.",I bet they're asleep in New York. I'll bet they're asleep all over America.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36782,Taylor! Where are you?,I'm in the bridge.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36783,I don't think I'm going to the party.,So it's ok if I bring her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36784,"I'm sorry, darlin', I hate it as much as you do.","Well, she does seem to cause a lot of trouble, I admit. But she doesn't mean any harm and it'll break the children's hearts, they all love her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36785,"Do we have a garden? Hah! Tomorrow, Chauncey, you will see our gardens.",I see. I would like to work in your garden.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36786,"So, Larry, how have you been?","Just in love with everybody. It's really a beautiful planet. I love you, Rick. I love you guys. I love everybody.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36787,Yes. I went to jail.,Do you wish that you were punished by your parents instead?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36788,"I understand completely, sir.","As the same time, I wouldn't want birds that were aloof, either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36789,"If you love me so much, Jack, you'll realize how disconcerting it is to share one's breakfast with the living dead!",We were attacked by a werewolf.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36790,"Jesus, Rachel, what's got into you?","Do you think I didn't hear her tonight, crying as if her heart would break? Here she is thinking Church is going to die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36791,"Well, it's a living. But I'm excited about this.","What is it, a still life?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36792,"A few places -- that's a few jobs. Anyway, I don't want to think about New York.",The mysterious Mr Ripley. Marge and I spend hours speculating. Cold beer. Thank you Dad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36793,My little baby. Don't try to grow up so fast.,"Oh Mom, I forgot you were ever so young.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36794,LeSeure. But I went to high school in White Bear Lake.,"Okay, I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36795,This is his fiancee. Who's this?,"Oh, hi. I'm an old high school buddy of Dwayne's. I was in town this weekend, was hoping to stop by and surprise him. But I've gotta catch a plane so I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to make it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36796,"This painting isn't the original, is it?","Yes, I think that one may be.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36797,"Sure, an' I'm smart enough to know that no sparrin' partner should take cheap shots at the Champ. He's just there to help condition the man.","Not spar, I'm asking whether you would be interested in fighting Creed for the championship.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36798,Good for you baby.,Once you put the hotels on board walk and Park Place he puts a shoe in your way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36799,Hey do me a favour will ya'. Tell me something good.,Don't be alarmed. If it's a lesion in a way she's fortunate. All we have to do is remove the scar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36800,But not from this angle. Not thinking he knew her. You've got to send me!,"I'm Bureau for 28 years, Starling. I won't disobey orders, not even now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36801,All that at the Eagle Hotel. It's beyond everything.,"Yes, he has some hard bark on him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36802,What things do you think you've done?,Wow. Let's see. So many sins so little time. For starters I was responsible for the death my wife who by the way was carrying my unborn child. That was so I could collect her eight million dollar estate. I think I killed several women I was having mindless sex with behind her back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36803,What for? To recover that knife you stuck in my back?,"I felt a little guilty, so I got out some of your old stories.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36804,I better call again.,"Jimmy and I could never be made, because we bad Irish blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was Sicilian. To become a member of a crew, you've got to be one hundred percent Italian So that they can trace all your relatives back to the old country.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36805,What do you mean you didn't play with the other children?,It was on account of the birthday party.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36806,That a man's attitude determines to a large extent how his life will be.,So since you agree I guess you could be a person who does not care about the good life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36807,Chocolate it shall be. Come on son.,It's amazing how much activity is going on today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36808,"Why, sure -- I got it! Do you have a match?",I'm sorry. I don't smoke.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36809,Last time you didn't even scratch it!,"That's not true. Our worm guy, er, I mean, Dr. Tatopoulos found blood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36810,"Uh-huh. You're a scream, Lovey.",Please don't call me Lovey.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36811,"You don't, do you?","If you have something to say, I suggest you say it to Morpheus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36812,And you never told nobody about it?,"Just you. Uncle Pooch never acted strange or different after. And he never did anything else to me. I always got a nice present from him at Christmas, like a coat or jewelry?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36813,"It's the news, Buffy.",Oh. Who's in it? I know what it is. It's what's on instead of the movie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36814,The war dropped him here and forgot him.,"Yes, I was in the war.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36815,"Oh, thank you, darling.",You can't open it yet. You have to put all of them under the tree until morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36816,"Yeah, saw Eddie, yeah. Me and him are muckers.","I should really give him a call. He's a character, isn't he. Well, not to you. I meant to us squares in the outside world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36817,Sure you want to keep those in the house?,I'm so sorry about that. It was rude. I think I just got nervous for some reason.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36818,"Yeah, that's out of context. Okay.",I have no control over that. Ronnie and Billy were right there. They'll tell you exactly what happened.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36819,"You played it perfectly, sir -- cocksucker! He's going to think twice before he leaks again.",He'll be looking in his toilet bowl every time he pulls the chain.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36820,"Well, Mrs. Hillyer, the girl is strong as an ox and that is what is keeping her alive. But not many people walk away from double pneumonia, Madam, not many.","She looks terrible, just awful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36821,What is this thing? A fighter?,"Don't look at me, Buckaroo Banzai. I failed flight school.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36822,"You're the one who keeps talking about going with the flow. You like the man, you like the way he plays. How about a little jazz, huh?","Jazz? That's funny, coming from you. Okay, some jazz for the jazz man. How's this? I'll ask a question.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36823,What the hell is he talking about?,I'm talking about human beings communicating openly and honestly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36824,"Oh, Shell, that's ridiculous, where are my needle nosed pliers?","Listen, if a boy wants to do homework with you, it really means he didn't have nerve to ask you out on a date, so you'll get your homework together and pretend to be studying, and the next thing you know you're ordering pizza and talking about your favorite movie stars.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36825,I don't want anything to happen to you. I care about you.,"I already have a boyfriend, Nick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36826,Where were you last night? I called your house like four times.,I went to sleep. I think I have the flu or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36827,Jeez it's getting awful crowded in there.,"My teacher told me once there's a puncture point on your body that can lock your soul within it, even after you're dead. So that when you die you're trapped inside your body, watching it corrode for all eternity.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36828,"That is not now, human!",My name is Robert.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36829,Are you gonna lock the store?,I don't know. You going to lock the video store?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36830,"I'll come back if you like, but I'm not promising anything.","Do you find that this approach usually works, or, let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls, am I right? The truth is that you're a quite, sensitive type but if I'm prepared to take a chance I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal, a little bit crazy, a little bit bad, but, hey, don't us girls just love that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36831,Where'd he come from?,I don't know. He just appeared as magic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36832,What's that fucker ever done for us?,"I don't think so, but thanks for the beer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36833,I always loved that mute broad that Chuck Heston was shacking up with.,"Nova, yeah she looked pretty sweet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36834,"They're like pink snow, sir. Sticky.","She says jellyfish are a delicacy. You know, I never knew that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36835,"We have to divorce ourselves from emotions here. No matter how hard it is, we have to stay focused on the details.","I don't know about you, but I feed off my emotions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36836,"I guess you could call it a hobby. It doesn't take me more than about five minutes a day to do it, but I do it every day. Rain or shine, sleet or snow. Sort of like the postman. Sometimes it feels like my hobby is my real job, and my job is just a way to support my hobby.",So you're not just some guy who pushes coins across a counter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36837,"Thank you. Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this cafe, but we know that you have never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.",I thought it was because we let you win at roulette.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36838,"Well, now you know what it feels like.","I don't deserve that. I have never looked at you as a disappointment. If I'm on your back to do better, if I push you to try harder it's because I want you to be the best you can be.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36839,"Carter, there's something I have to tell you. You were right about what you said in Hong Kong. All I do is work. Never take a day off. It's all I have right now.","Hey, I didn't mean to call you pathetic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36840,You're the one who started it.,"You're very clever, Mr. Boone. You just sit there and let me talk. What a sorry old man, you're thinking. What a crazy old poof. Why are you here? What do you want from me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36841,What do you think I've got? A gun? Maybe I'm gonna kill you too. Maybe I'll blow your head off right now.,I'm gonna go to jail. I know they're gonna make it look like I did it. They gotta put it on someone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36842,You've got the wrong idea about me. I'a a pawn in this just like poor Roger. Can you help me find him? I'll pay you anything.,"Yeah, I'll bet you would. You gotta have the rabbit to make the scam work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36843,What does that do?,"Well, each time he comes in closer, like this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36844,Why'd you let me in?,"Because I'm bored. Oh, that sounds terrible, doesn't it. I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I also let you in because I'm hungry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36845,"I'm sorry, it's just why can't we talk to different kinds of people?","Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa? If I did, I probably wouldn't mind talking to the Geek Squad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36846," If you do, I'll be right there beside you. So face it. You're just going to have to be happy!",I am happy. It just so happens this is the happiest night of my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36847,"What, you're seeing down to my nose? My chin?",I have no idea who you are because you have never told me a single fact.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36848,That's it. In a nutshell.,"Yeah, well, you have to be nuts to do what you did. If you want my opinion, you should give this money back to the Creeper. Just give it back and tell him you're sorry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36849,So was I. The usual investigation turns up nothing more times than not.,"Well, I guess this whole thing was as strange for you as it was for us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36850,How about this one? We didn't hit this one.,"Yeah, it's Frass Canyon. It's a joke.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36851,"Jackson, looks like you got Elias' squad now.",Squad? I didn't know we was still referring to this platoon in terms of squads sir.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36852,"Oh, the poet? Where?",Over at that big round table. The one that looks like a poodle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36853,Oh . . .,"I thought when we put him on the Board of Directors, he'd ease up on us a little bit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36854,That's all I can say.,"Now, just a minute. You have just very clearly implied that there is a reason why Joseph should not give my wife the money which I left for her. I can't possibly allow a remark like that to go without explanation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36855,And you have this letter of intent?,Yes. That's why I wish there were guys willing to take a chance and live a little.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36856,Do you want to meet me and talk about this stuff?,Ok. Where are you from originally?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36857,You should shit or get off the pot.,I should shit or get off the pot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36858,Where would we find it?,I'm not sure. We should split up. You take that hall and I'll take this one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36859,"Hey, whatsa matter with a bank account, anyway?","And let me tell you, Long John. When you become a guy with a bank account, they got you. Yes sir, they got you!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36860,Huh uh. This dozen is for Mickey.,That dumbass probably put my chocolate cream filled in there by mistake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36861,"All that shinin' and ""reader and adviser"" mess. That was your mama's bag. I don't know about the readin' but you both can sure 'nuff advise.","My mama's bag and my granma's bag, and a long line of mamas before her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36862,It was. It is. But this is a different kind of show.,"If at first it's not what you want, just work that much harder, Peerless.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36863,I so wish I'd known.,"Well, whoever did this is amazing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36864,"Oh, man, I've never eaten so good in my life. Why don't you develop a useful skill?","Yeah, like turning into a beautiful woman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36865,"I always find it surprising, Mr. Gardiner, to find men like yourself, who are working so intimately with the President, yet manage to remain relatively unknown.",Yes. That is surprising.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36866,"Hey, they're Ralph Laurens. And who's this interesting looking fellow?","This is Adam. Adam, meet Cliff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36867,"You may go, Captain Charles.",I would like both of you to read this. Please read it aloud.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36868,Yeah. A real tragedy.,"Dewey, personal lives and pasts aside, this is about Sidney. We need to know where she is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36869,"Man, all you gotta do is find a girl who looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her man, get her off your mind.","Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first. Diane Court is a showpony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with us and you walk tall.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36870,How many kids do you have?,"Uh, I'm very proud to say that we have eight children.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36871,Copped a tin of Altoids at the car wash.,"Okay, sounds like you're all set. Just clean the pipes and it's a go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36872,I'm glad you do.,There's so much I want to tell you. I'm in so much darkness though with things moving. There is darkness sucking me. It's kissing me and darkness is entering me. In every hole. It's opening me to a death.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36873,"I've had three straight washouts, Sidney.",You're dangling from the last letter of your last name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36874,Will you tell Mom when she gets home from the hospital that I've gone to dinner at Sandy Williams' house?,Okay honey. That sounds nice. Jeffrey. I think you've got termites in the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36875,"It isn't only that he's small for his age. how would you like to be the only kid in town without a father? Look at him, he's stewed to the gills in the middle of the afternoon.",But all he had was chocolate milk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36876,Why was Susan Lefferts at the Nite Owl?,I don't know. I never heard of the Nite Owl till today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36877,Even on sale that stuff's a fortune. I worked all week to pay for a bra.,I think she broke the skin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36878,"How are the hometown folks treating you, back in Xenia?","Well, Jay. They've been exceptionally supportive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36879,That's not the way it looked to me. Looked to me like you was trying to make time with her.,Make time? Is everybody in this town slap happy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36880,"Oh, there may not be atheists in the foxholes, but there are occasionally lovers.",You're talking through your hat now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36881,What the hell is that?,"That's your lung. By this time, your lung looks like this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36882,"Oh, he won't be followed here.","You know, this place will never be the same without you, Ricky.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36883,"Is it safe to assume that because the death count involved and the loss of life of law enforcement officers, that the Bureau, the Rangers and the police force are taking this manhunt personally?",I would say that's a very safe assumption.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36884,This is not the way it was supposed to-- I was going to start writing a children's book using input from all-- I don't even like smoking!,"One day they'll find a cure for AIDS. They'll never find one for sex. It's kind of funny, most movies and stories with a bunch of camp counselors has some serial psycho in the woods with a chainsaw who systematically butchers everybody one by one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36885,"Oh, excuse me. I was just tryin' - you know - to make things pleasant.","If you promise not to snap my head off, I'd like to thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36886,"I need you to actually do something for me. I need to access your CPU, directly.",That will not be necessary. You can simply speak to me. I understand most languages fluently.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36887,A car? You're going to buy a car?,This is too much. You don't even have the money and you're wasting it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36888,You might say I'm at the top of their shit list.,"Maybe I can help you. Try a lighter ball, Penelope - you'll get hurt with that big ball, honey. I've seen tapes of you bowling on the circuit. You got Fazeli blood running through you. Your pop was a genuine talent in his day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36889,You shouldn't smoke so many of those.,"I know, but it keeps down the size of my can.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36890,And what was this?,I'm looking at your advertisement for the airline promotion and giveaway?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36891,That's it? That's it? That's it?,And the check's in the mall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36892,Nobody kin eat fifty eggs.,You just said he could eat anything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36893,"Look at me, Shinzon! Do you feel the blood pumping inside you? Your hands, your eyes, your nature, are the same as mine. Buried deep inside you beneath the years of pain and anger is a capacity you've forgotten. It's the one way our mirror can reflect the two of us exactly because it's the very thing that truly defines us. To be human is to try to make yourself better than you are.","I know you as well as I know myself, Shinzon. There was a time you looked at the stars and dreamed of what might be.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36894,I just thought it was so -- unprofessional. Of you both!,He felt sorry for me. It was so nice to flirt. He was a darling man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36895,It will not help.,Then the other Lyssa will share your fate. She will grow old in the Fortress as you have grown old here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36896,"But then if we sit back and wait, the field should start narrowing down, shouldn't it? Whoever's left alive at the end will pretty well have sewn up the nomination, wouldn't you say so?",Are you trying to say that I might have killed Charles and Scobie?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36897,What if they serve soup?,They will serve salad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36898,"Okay, look, I'm delivering this to a man who's going to give us the key to our job. But it's pointless to try to explain it yet. You just have to trust me. I don't have any more secrets.","Everyone has secrets, it's what makes us human.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36899,And what are you doing?,Just lying there. We're taking a nap.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36900,"Well, let's have a look.",Your brother's right. If you don't fasten these correctly they could open and you'd get burned.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36901,"Maybe the thief thought you had something valuable. You are in the business, that's what Roki says.",Like I would have art in my suitcase.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36902,No books. No elephants either. No really good elephant books.,"Still, it'd an odd name. I don't remember seeing it on the club registry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36903,Nowhere -- fast. Why don't you lock up and buy me a sub?,"Uh, I can't. I'm kind of working on something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36904,You gon tell me you didn't ginsu those punks and steal their ride?,"That's all we did, steal their ride.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36905,Forging signatures. Telling lies. Impersonating practically anybody.,"That's three. Nobody should have more than one talent. Okay, do an impression.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36906,So what's a professor's wife doing waitressing? Obviously that's over.,"You don't know anything about this woman. Calm down. Let's just eat, okay? The duck is excellent and pairs nicely with the Highliner Pinot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36907,"I mean -- working together. Just like the old days. The things we've been through, Hildy.",We've certainly been in some swell jams.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36908,Thanks. Coming from you that really means a lot to me.,I'm a qualified psychologist. I've got a degree and everything. I believe that something happened here and I want to do something about it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36909,"Boats. All anyone talks about is the wind. Is it up, is it down. I can't live with a man who only talks about the wind.",It's not a boat boat. It's really a house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36910,"She'll come, pard. A rich socialite Oakie like you oughta be a big catch around these parts.","Get off my case, Mayo. I didn't grow up rich.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36911,Only in mutual advantages -- moreover.,What brown hands you have.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36912,"Thanks, yes, I think we did.",One minute you people are children and the next you're getting tattooed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36913,What about the blood?,"Someone goes to Walmart, gets some buckets, brushes, mops, Spic and Span, the works.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36914,"Then the vault, how to get in the vault, that's stumping me.",That's where the Mask comes in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36915,I'm looking for Maurice.,"You find him, tell him the dog got run over and I'm out of grocery money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36916,"I know you're thinkin' that I got more'n some of my mama in me? Well, I couldn't help it. Sailor, I really couldn't. I'm sorry for that guy, but when he pulled that drippin' hunk of awful-smellin' meat out of his pocket? I near barfed. And them poor diseased puppies!","Just part of life on the road, peanut.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36917,Alone again. What are you up to today?,I'm doing some volunteer work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36918,"No we won't, Momma. I'll just have them call and tell Patrick it's us.","Girl, they build gates like that to keep people like us out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36919,"Oh, go on. Have one. Fuck it. You think you're going to live forever?",Sorry. It was my father's. It's temperamental.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36920,"What do you think he meant, this particular incident? Were there others? How would we find out? You know anyone important?","I lived here all my life, I got a million contacts, but they're all bus boys and bellhops.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36921,Why are you ashamed?,"Jesus Christ, Ann. Why is anybody anything? I think you have this idea that people are either all good or all bad, and you don't allow for any gray areas, and that's what most of us consist of.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36922,I need to do it.,"Finish what you started. You haven't changed, Chuck. It's still you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36923,You should play another team. The Kings are bitches in this game.,"Hey, man. I took the Kings to the Cup.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36924,Is white an expression of innocence? Do you crave innocence LESLIE?,"Let me ask you, why do you wear black ELLEN CARTER? What are you running from?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36925,Yes -- you are.,I'm going to ask you a question that may sound peculiar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36926,"Sorry, brother. I didn't mean any offence.","Oh. Oh, you're sorry are you, well you must think I'm awfully stupid. He slaps Alex in the face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36927,"Last time, I was here a grand total of three days. Last time, the rumrunners who used this island as a cache came by, and I bartered passage off. But from the looks of this, they've been out of business, and so that won't be happening again. We probably have your friend Norrington to thank for that.",So that's it? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days on the beach drinking rum?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36928,Make time? Is everybody in this town slap happy?,"Honest, Toby. I just asked him for a quarter for the jukebox.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36929,"How do you do it, Kahn? How do you live so full of life for so long?",Tasting and enjoying life is the only thing of value we have. All else is just marking time. You're marking time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36930,"Hot damn, we gotta find those boys! Sign 'em to a big fat contract! Hell's bells, Mr. Lunn, if we don't the goddamn competition will!","Oh mercy, yes. You gotta beat that competition.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36931,Like Clark Kent. Now Superman.,I know. I write like a child.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36932,That's why I came over here to give them a chance to ransack my place.,"Rick, don't be a fool. Take me into your confidence. You need a partner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36933,"Because I care, I'm a fucking fool?","Oh, Jeff, give me a break. You didn't even have the guts to go look in the van, did you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36934,"If you want, I got a pack in the room.",No thanks. I never touch French cigarettes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36935,That's what you've got these children -- these slaves digging for?,They dig for the gems to support our cause. They also search for the last two stones. Soon we will have all five Sankara Stones and the Thuggees will be all powerful!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36936,I never did like the name Geraldine.,"Hello, everybody. I'm the bass fiddle. Just call me Daphne.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36937,This sounds Sad as a Weeping Willow.,I used to be smart but now I'm just stupid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36938,"A laugh can be a powerful thing, Eddie. Sometimes it's the only weapon we have in life.",I think I prefer the Smith and Wesson variety.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36939,I've been here since six o'clock this morning. Why?,It's probably from being around all this food every day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36940,Why were you suspended?,I used to be kind of wild. They used to call me the bad boy of bowling.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36941,"Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games?","Fats, let's you and I shoot a game of straight pool.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36942,Show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and - I'll eat him.,"Okay, Beany, bring 'em in one at a time. Wipe to: Montage: Half a dozen different types of hoboes appear - and in each instance ANN shakes her head, negatively.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36943,You're daft. What's Gray to me. He's only a man from whom I buy what I need when I need it -- the rest is forgotten.,"You may deny the devil, Toddy, but you'll not rid yourself of him by saying the devil is dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36944,By what name are you known?,There are some who call me Tim?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36945,Hmm. Where are my kids?,In the guest room. I've laid out a paint table for them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36946,"No, you're out, Grandpa. It's my turn.","Want to know why they're called Faith, Hope, Grace and Charity?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36947,Will you take of f your blouse?,"Yes, every day. Maybe I shouldn't have worn that dress? I told Beth it was a bad idea. That's why they made me Queen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36948,How do you mean?,"Well, he's like the pope for the dark side of the Force. He's a holy man; a shaman, kind of, albeit an evil one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36949,"Hey, I asked you if you wanted some chicken.","Didn't look like chicken to me, more like fried pussy cat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36950,Big.Com. That Internet thing.,"Right. The guys who started that did what a lot of companies in the Valley do. They get a good idea, shop it around, raise some capital, then sell it off to a bigger company. Microsoft, Intel, Oracle, whatever. The beauty of it is, they've pretty much sold the company before they're even real. The bigger company is already set to buy it, all they want to do is make sure that the idea actually works. So they get some start up capital, make it work, then sell it for like five times the initial loan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36951,That's great. I bet they'll kick Jason's ass at a spelling bee!,"Look ice chip, why don't you just chill out and let us handle this?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36952,"You think of everything, don't you?",And the names are Mr. and Mrs. Victor Laszlo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36953,"""Name, rank and serial,"" Mr. Ortega. Let's not hide behind the Fifth.",I'm a soldado in the G-Wing Regiment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36954,We made a girl want to consider suicide. What a scream. What a jest.,Come on you jerk. You know you used to have a sense of humor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36955,On a Sauvignon Blanc?,I know the winemaker. She comes in the restaurant all the time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36956,"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have no idea what you're saying right now.",My name is Schwartz.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36957,"They've got you bugged, and they'll be busting down the door in about three minutes unless you do exactly what I say.",Don't bother looking. It's in your skull.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36958,Really? What are they like?,The guy is super cool! His name is Mark and he's into old horror movies and he plays guitar. I actually hung out with him today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36959,"Oh my God, the others!","Could I ask you, please, to paste you paintings into my book? I should like to have them. I should be honored.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36960,How long did you fuck her?,"Well it took me longer than I thought it would take. It took like 15 minutes to talk her into it. But once it was on, we fucked for a good half an hour. I had to keep taking it out and putting it back in. It hurts the first time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36961,Peter? Peter was a mistake. An imposter.,"The last dead end in a long series of dead ends that I am relieved to finally be leaving behind. May as well start packing, our cab's gonna be here in an hour.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36962,"It'll be okay, baby, I'll hold your hand.","If we hurry, we can still catch the Sandra Bullock movie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36963,"Oh, Dollface, it was just your passion for me taking hold.","No, Dollface, I know what my passion taking hold feels like. I gotta go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36964,What did you see when you entered the house?,I saw Mrs. Windham standing over the body of Mr. Windham.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36965,"If he hadn't, we'd be space by now.","Admiral, this is Spock.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36966,"No plan is perfect, Lenny. Hey, cheer up. World's gonna end in ten minutes anyway.","You must be so pleased, I followed your jellybean trail right here, like a good little chump.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36967,"Guy hit the shit outta that one, eh?","Well, I held it like an egg.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36968,"No use, Schulz. You might as well come clean. Why don't you just tell 'em it's me. Because I'm really the illegitimate son of Hitler. And after the Germans win the war you'll make me the Gauleiter of Zinzinnati.",You Americans! You are the craziest people! That's why I like you! I wish I could invite you all to my house for a nice German Christmas!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36969,Man! I hate it when I can't rent videos!,"I would've went to Big Choice, but the tape I want is right there on the wall.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36970,Can I help you?,"Hello, Rob. Remember me? I'm Ray. Ian.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36971,How long are you planning to stay in Regan?,Until she rots and lie stinking in the earth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36972,"That episode with the note back there was for all of us to enjoy, but you're determined to ruin my day.",We made a girl want to consider suicide. What a scream. What a jest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36973,Look at your face. I had a car that color.,I know you. This Shari is a passing fancy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36974,You didn't have sexual relations with him?,"Look, if you ask me everything twice, this is going to take a really long time. And I have to get home to my family.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36975,"Come on, Alex. Come for walkies. Hahahahaha.","Come, come, my little droogies. I just don't get this at all. The old days are dead and gone. For what I did in the past I've been punished.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36976,Now everybody sit down.,"Hey, Dad, I'm almost finished laying down my monsters of metal compilation tape. I really think it's a masterpiece.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36977,"Probably nuthin', but that's why it's such a sexy way to go. Sometimes an outsider has a fresh new outlook, a different unique perspective. A black director, y'know what he's gonna do given the subject matter? With this kid, the possibilities are endless.",What are his qualifications besides being a white male and directing a hot new sexy freaky Madonna video?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36978,How do you know?,"Just look at him. Little silver thingies on his cowboy boots? Honey, I don't think so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36979,I-- I must've misplaced it.,"I'm sorry, but without a boarding pass we can't let you on the plane.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36980,Who is the boss?,I just turn the volume down and think about fucking Alyssa Milano.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36981,"Awww, it's just been a shitass day. Every inch of it hot and miserable. First off, Nadine at the Blue Chip got some sorta sick, so that Mongoloid boy of hers was workin' the grill. That fuckin' idiot don't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine, was pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by ten thirty.",Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36982,"I ride with you, Indy?","Nope, you got a little surprise over there, Shorty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36983,"Okay, what do you want? What dumb favor do you want me to do?",It's unbelievable. The man never ages.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36984,"Yeah? Well, I own the fucking casino.","I'm honored, Dick, that you've come all this way out here to Virginia to visit us at last.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36985,"She is a wild, twisted bitch. Stay away from that one.","Oh, and my pace is more librarians.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36986,What's wrong with you?,"You wanted to tussle, we tussled.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36987,Right now only Ambrose knows that.,"In any case, you've got to recover Chimera and bring it to us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36988,"We are cloaked. Enemy closing on impulse power. Range, 5,000 Kellicams.",Good. This is the turn of luck I have been waiting for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36989,"My dear Rick, when will you realize that in this world today isolationism is no longer a practical policy?","Sam, Ferrari wants you to work for him at the Blue Parrot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36990,"Sh! Then you must keep it true. Goodnight, darling.","Little miss, you're stopping me in my work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36991,Go 'head. Do it.,I like the gym smell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36992,You gotta be kidding me. The new guys'll be short-stroking it over this one. A one-day pattern killer.,I hate the weird ones.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36993,"Dad, what's going on?","Kelly, I want you to close and lock all the downstairs windows.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36994,I need to talk to you.,"That's funny. I need to talk to you, too. Perhaps you could put some of these coats in the upstairs guest room, Professor Tripp.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36995,He's upset about Adam. We're all upset.,I will call the police right now if I don't start getting some answers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36996,"Tell me your news, Zoe.","Okay. I went to sell blood yesterday. That's how it is. I'm in this fucking city where my father is a hot shit lawyer, and I'm selling my blood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36997,Let me get a little action started here.,I'm going to put a guard on your door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_36998,"We didn't abandon you, Pete, we just thought you was a toad.","No, they never did turn me into a toad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_36999,He's right. Two people must have pocketed their ballots. Usually it's more.,"But, they were there I counted 803 votes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37000,Great. Battling head doctors. We'll confuse the jury enough to create a reasonable doubt. Hung jury.,"This is Jason Voorhees. They'll be looking for an excuse to send him to the chair. If we're going to argue insanity, we're going to need something a little more concrete.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37001,Thanks for the presents.,We love the presents.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37002,How do you mean?,"Oh, um, like famous quotes. I find reading them inspirational to me. And in my reading I've come across some I thought you might like, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37003,Nothing. I just picked up the phone to say goodbye to you. You didn't say goodbye.,Ok. Goodbye. Now get back to school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37004,Isn't that great? I got it when I was in Japan with my band. She reminds me of you.,"Wow, I actually feel like less of a fat dork now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37005,"This is Doyle, Jeff.","Tom, I've got something real big for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37006,How come you're leaving?,It's long and personal. It has nothing to do with you or the other kids.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37007,"Yes, I remember. He was all schoolyard. They threw him a football once, he tried to dribble it.","Yeah, well, I used to lose my glasses a lot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37008,Your mother asked me the same question around the time you were born. I was drunk and I was foolish enough to answer her.,That's why it was four years between you and Thomas. It took me that long to regain her respect.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37009,"I think we should all take it tonight. Everyone's staying, stays. No driving. That's the rule. I love you Sally-Mae. You're going to have a fabulous time.",I'm worried about my spine. I'm very worried about my brain and my spine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37010,I gotta think of a plan to get this money before tomorrow.,You could sell your Beamer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37011,I was born near here. My dad's from here. He never mentioned it.,"Bones! How baddass is zat? This is the place for us. Patrick, you get platinum props, man. Platinum.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37012,"If you like. But don't be too modest, James. The citizen's duty is to remember, not necessarily to write books. You are highly qualified. You're a responsible journalist doing what sounds to me like a very demanding job. Every day you take decisions that depend on your sense of history. A genuine tyranny would have to get rid of people like you.",You're kind to be so encouraging.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37013,What about the Mayor?,He said he would be there with bells on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37014,Make time? Is everybody in this town on drugs?,"Honest, Toby. I just axed him for a quarter for the jukebox.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37015,"Boy, this is good!",I'm sorry that I became so upset.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37016,Look! I don't feel BAD about it. I just feel ILL.,He used to puke in his sleep.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37017,"Brilliance, Trip. Sheer brilliance. Give Albert Einstein here the Nobel Prize.",I think we should try sneaking in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37018,Now and then. Mostly just for the fun of it.,I tried it once. I lost my shirt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37019,"Even if I'm near a fire, I'm cold. I guess just about everybody's cold.","I swear, sometimes, you just want to hold onto somebody! Judy, what am I going to do? I can't go home again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37020,No. I'm quite sure.,"There is no danger at all. It's a wild animal. Do you think a wild animal prefers walls, streets and people when it can get into open country?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37021,"Then one day, he calls and says, 'I'm in love and I'm moving to Mexico.' I said what happened to the plan?",I said the plan was right here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37022,Can I see what you did so far?,It will only make you self-conscious. You'll have to remove your shirt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37023,"We can stick to the plan. If we get four cells back to the skiff, we're off this rock.","I hate to kill a beautiful theory with an ugly fact, but that sand-cat won't run at night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37024,I can see that. What are they?,It's a personal project I'm working on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37025,"Richard, it's secret. That's the whole point.","Yeah, OK. Forget it. We won't tell anyone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37026,"So, what's he like?","Well, he's young and he's healthy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37027,"Really, you know you'd make a fascinating interview. Lifestyles of the Rich and Psychotic.",Look who's talking Moneybags. You got more homes than I do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37028,I have all of the others.,Oh really. Well what about the first Jesus and Mary Chain?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37029,"Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.","Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37030,"Well, I'm not having any. Even if it's not poisoned. I don't think it's right. It's not patriotic.",You don't like jam. You hate jam. You never eat jam.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37031,Right before his un-American thing.,"Yeah, this place is great.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37032,I've had some experience.,"Then you can understand that the backbone is a lot of little blocks and those little blocks are all held together, so that it works like that whip of yours. You know that, don't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37033,Thirty-six - sev - aah I lost the count.,"OK - skip it, Einstein. How come you never got no education like the rest of us?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37034,"It's alright, thank you.","And it just so happened that while they were showing me a particularly bad film, of like a concentration camp, the background music was playing Beethoven.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37035,"They give basement apartments letters instead of numbers. Raymond, you're going to die.",Is this a picture of Mom and Dad?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37036,"If he tells, it won't come true!","Oh, that's just a bunch of baloney! We never believed that in my family!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37037,Wait a minute. What about me?,I'm sorry? You think you deserve the brownie?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37038,When did you ever care about getting to school on time?,We're putting up pictures for Parent's Night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37039,Usually I just turn the can upside down.,Maybe we should soap your hand or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37040,"My boy's special, well how about that. I knew you were different.",So I guess you'll need a new spot for your moonshine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37041,"Motherfuck a window, Radio Raheem is dead.","You're right, a kid is dead, but Mook, this isn't the time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37042,One at a time! Clear the air! Louise? Talk to me. What do we have?,Junior Kim was DOA at the hospital.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37043,"Purple Haze, Pink Eraser.",You think that could possibly be a full time job? How many hair colors could there be?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37044,"Are you being helped, sir?",I'm looking for some perfume.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37045,Give us a break. All you have to do is make a phone call.,I thought I told you to lose this guy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37046,"I'm impressed, Anderton. You're on the lam, but you still got the time and energy to slice off a little jerky for yourself.",Rufus. She's a precog.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37047,"You didn't come to talk about the weather, surely.",Oh yes I did. I want you to meet somebody. I expect you'll like her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37048,Serves me right for asking a direct question. The subject is closed.,"Well, it looks like you're a little late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37049,How are you going to pay when you get sick?,I'm in a rooming house with Mr. Green.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37050,Why would the Kid shoot at us?,"HEY KID, IT'S ME, BILL MUNNY.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37051,"No, but I work there--I like it. My dad's a lobsterman.",I've never seen a lobster.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37052,That's not even true. I just want a slice.,"Jade, you don't know this, but I'm organizing a boycott of Sal's Famous Pizzeria.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37053,"How do I know that? How about it, pretzel-man? What's your story?",His name is Verbal Kint. I thought you guys knew him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37054,What happened to you?,"Dad, did you do it? Did you take that money?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37055,Don't you think they'd just love another song instead?,"Now, Sueleen, you know that's not what we talked about right here in this very room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37056,"Yeah, it's a tree. I used to play there all the time. But, you can't find it without me. Outsider can't find no deadwood.","Deadwood, is that what it's called? Cool, will you show us?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37057,So why are they after you?,I'm not sure. I think I figured something out. It must've been in my newsletter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37058,"Man, I am out of here! This family is so fucked!","Mom, it's not fair if Brady can say the f-word and I can't.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37059,Vampira! You will come under my spell! You will be my slave of love.,"Hey Bela, how do you do that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37060,That's the turnpike up there. Glenn's waiting with the other car.,"Okay, honey, come on out of there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37061,"What will it take? What do you want? Just tell me, Jimmy!","Aw that's easy. I want my life back. Can you swing that, my brother?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37062,I'm simply quoting the law.,"Never mind the law. Cathy, you can start serving the soup.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37063,"There's enough force to push you twenty feet in the air. It won't kill you, but it will hurt.",You have issues. I mean you have some serious issues that need to be ironed out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37064,Told you I was nice. I'm going to be the first girl in the NBA.,I'ma be in the NBA. You're gonna be my cheerleader.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37065,They tell me it has a wonderful restaurant on the second floor.,"While you eat, you look at the view.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37066,Why are you trying to hurt me?,I'm just being honest. I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37067,What are you smiling about? They'll be back.,I'm dancing on the roof of the Peabody Hotel. With Kelly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37068,"My God, you're going to use her, aren't you?","Glass, you're to stand by with your team.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37069,Then what's he talking about?,"If we knew that we'd know the answer to the riddle, wouldn't we? He's telling us where he's going to kill tonight and we can't see it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37070,Legend says he told Sankara to go forth and combat evil. To do that he gave him five sacred stones that had magical powers.,You mean magical like the rock that was stolen from that village?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37071,Absolutely. Just as soon as you take ten hours training in the simulator.,"Whoa, I made a mistake. I'm sorry. Don't go all protective on me. It won't happen again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37072,It's very wicked to spy. Why did you do it?,I'm going to the hen house. Are you coming with me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37073,"She had this shiny black hair piled up on her head, but later on she let it hang loose and I'll be damned if it didn't come all the way down to her ass.","I've always had a hankering for blonde pussy myself. My wife's hair is a wonderful golden yellow, and this time of year it gets even lighter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37074,"No, you didn't say that, Brother.","Yes, I did, mother. Your hearing aid isn't working right. I said ahhh-dam stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37075,How do you know what she doesn't like?,"Oh, Leland, sit down and eat you dinner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37076,Do you want to go out with me ?,"It's sounds so much better when you say it. I'm semi traditional here, and it's important that I ask. Will you go out with me ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37077,He'll be ready when you do. Remember what happened at the apartment.,"All right, Bruce, what do you suggest?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37078,"I love you too Major, but you haven't called me that since basic training.",I was talking to the cat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37079,"See, I was the opposite. I never understood why anyone would want to go into space. It's so dangerous. You do one thing wrong and you're dead. The astronomer -- or the paleontologist -- get to study these amazing things from a place of complete safety. And truthfully, everything you really need to learn, you can learn it from the ground.",But then you never get to go in space.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37080,You moved here from back East and your name is the same as this town. Is that right? Far out.,"I hope you don't think I want you to do this for free. Just because we're gonna play it like we're friends, doesn't mean I won't pay you like a doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37081,"Oh, you've been thinking. And?",I may have to put the wedding on hold is all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37082,How do you know I'm not?,"You're not responding to the stimulus. I can see right here, I'm not getting a reading.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37083,They're like beasts. Wild.,Maybe they're angry because they're grown in meccano-breeders.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37084,That's a terrible thing to say. Frida goes back to scrubbing the floor.,"Okay, let's say that this is PMS- related. You think those male cops are going to understand that? You'll either be locked up for murder or locked up in the looney bin. We have to keep this hidden until we figure it out ourselves.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37085,"Yes. And so terribly annoying when they cry. I just don't know what to do when they cry, do you dear?",Of course. Drown them like puppies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37086,"She'll be here next weekend. Why don't you come too, James? I'll * show you the marshes properly. If you're lucky you might even see the first of the geese arriving from Siberia.","Well, I'd hate to be a nuisance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37087,"The Farpoint mission? Data, that was seven years ago.",I know. I just got it. It was very funny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37088,"Ed can run fast, talk fast, eat fast, and play cards fast, but he's fucking slow when it comes to spotting the roz.",The reason he is called BACON is he spent so much of his youth in the police station that people thought he was one of them. But he is a big boy now and it is time to move on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37089,"Dartmouth's too big and too expensive. If he's as good as I think he is, he can move into the big league later. But Androscoggin first.",We'll need room. The sixth rib goes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37090,"If you don't believe me, let's watch this movie. See if his name's on it. How about it, Harry? Can I watch my damn movie?",I told you. I don't turn on the TV except for the fights.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37091,"Now Mother, your attitude is perfectly ridiculous. It's done now. Stewart and I are married.","I'm afraid she's right, Mrs. Schuyler. I'm really very sorry, Mrs. Schuyler, that you feel this way. I was in hopes that you would like me. I'm not the burglar that you think I am. After all, we're married. I think the thing to do is to kiss and make up - Mother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37092,Will they? Are you sure? Are you sure or are you blind?,"Dear heart, you have to help me. I'm raising our kids practically by myself, while you're running all over the world. You don't know how many times the girls ask me when is daddy coming home?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37093,"Good evening. You see, here we are again.","I take that as a great compliment too, Sam. I suppose he means to you Paris of, well, happier days.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37094,Maybe. But I still need to talk. Do I have time for a cup of coffee before I go?,I blame my daughter for keeping me out so late. I only hope you did not get him excited. It could give him a new stroke.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37095,They're killing me by inches! Go ahead! Make me suffer! Milk me dry.,Maybe it's being polished or something. Maybe they're cleaning it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37096,It's nine o'clock in the morning. Nothing's open.,"It's about that pimp that was shot a couple of days ago, Drexl Spivey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37097,He went down to the lobby for a minute. He should be right back. Would you like come in?,"So, are you having a good time on the Island?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37098,"Oh, they just do it to sell the newspapers, you know.","Yeah, I guess so. What puzzles me is why people seem to get so much pleasure out of hurting each other. Why don't they try liking each other once in a while?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37099,"Well, some fiend might.","You know, Buddy, sometimes I can't figure you out at all. You can be very nice, but like your mother said there's an evil streak in you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37100,"Ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn't we be going?","After all, you rode us night and day to win that bet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37101,Your nephew doesn't want a drink.,"He likes his lollipop, that boy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37102,He does this every year?,It's the worst job since keymaster.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37103,They care about you. They're just a different generation.,Hey what's with you? I thought you were cool. You rode my bike. You blew some pot. What's your scene Miss Majorette? You gonna marry Mr. Blue Impala and graze around with all the other sheep for the rest of your life?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37104,What. What don't I understand?,I hope these are your shoes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37105,Maybe it's happy there.,Oh the way out of the crab house? We asked Michael if we could see the ring?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37106,"Divorced. Remarried to some pediatrician or gynecologist, or pediatric gynaecologist, in Sausalito.","Too bad, I liked her. So, you're all alone in the House of Pain?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37107,"Look up, Frank. Full moon. The blood's gonna run tonight. I can feel it. Our mission: to save lives.","Our mission is coffee, Tom. A shot of the bull, Puerto Rican espresso.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37108,"The only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. See, you can't do anything to make her want to come back. You can only do things to make her not want to come back.",So the only difference is if I forget about her or pretend to forget about her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37109,A little. I just graduated from NYU film school. Cinema studies.,So what's up with you and DeLa?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37110,Just look at them!,"So, when are we going to start looking for our apartment?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37111,"I went to school with a guy named Price. But that was in Boston. You're from Cleveland, aren't you.","Yes, I'm from Cleveland.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37112,Not quiet yet. We know who the gun belonged to. Margo West. She told us this morning. It doesn't mean much. Mitchell took it away from her. He had a habit of going through her bag.,"Looking for peanuts, I suppose.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37113,So it wasn't real.,What about the oasis in the desert? Are you telling me that was a lie?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37114,"Really? And what game did you want to play? You carry my box for me, and I fall into bed with you?",I think I can find my own way back to into town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37115,All right - so what do we do now?,First thing we got to do is get out of these clothes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37116,"Well all right, Beethoven. He looked at a piano and saw music. The fuckin' guy was deaf when he composed the Ode to Joy. They had to turn him around to take a bow because he couldn't hear the crowd going crazy behind him. Stone deaf. He saw all of that music in his head.","So, do you play the piano?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37117,You eat it. You know what this stuff tastes like?,I'm living on freeze dried limas and ham. Just eat it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37118,Write what you want. Just try not to make it so obvious that you're crazy about me.,Life must be peachy on Planet Ted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37119,I am the son of Annikin Starkiller.,I know who you are. Stand up so that we can talk properly. You're embarrassing me. I'm not that important.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37120,Come on. What's with you and Michael?,Yeah. He's so cool and mysterious.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37121,That's what I was hoping you'd tell me.,"Sharon, it's late. Can we get to the point?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37122,"Hell, they even kicked me outa vo- tech 'cause I couldn't read a slide rule.",I can show you how to use a slide rule.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37123,How do you know?,"Well even if there is, I don't think you want to get involved with this one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37124,"Then what? Then what, Lenny?! You going to protect me? Big tough guy. You're a talker, Lenny. You don't even have a gun.",I have a gun. It's under my bed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37125,"So, do you guys want to do something, go someplace or something like that?","So, we're all old friends of Pony's. We go way back to our childhood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37126,"You gave us names? What are you, the ""face"" of the Fantastic Four now?",It's about to be a broken face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37127,That sounds like fun.,"Yeah, it's fun for them, but it's heaven for me. Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I have in this crazy old world. Ooh, hey, I gotta run.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37128,"Sir, please try to hold still.","So, I guess it worked.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37129,Wreck is a harsh term. Disturbed is more like it. Mildly disturbed even.,I love a macho façade. It's such a turn-on. What smells like shoe polish?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37130,"Well, then, how 'bout maybe we call someone?",Hasn't been a telephone in this House in over 60 years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37131,You'd be surprised how often they are.,"Well, he has been pushing me to meet his father, but I've been putting it off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37132,I'd nearly given up on you. I was about to leave. I do have other clients.,"Are you Juno, our case worker?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37133,That's true. That would give me nightmares.,"Bob, I've got nightmares.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37134,"Dad, didn't you say you needed prunes REAL bad?","Ahh, Vada, just put anything you want in the cart, anything at all. I don't know what's gotten into her today.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37135,That's alright. We'll take it from here.,"You should be an actor, Frank. You looked like you were really mad. The veins popping out on your neck was a really nice touch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37136,I thought you were a smart guy.,If I was smart I wouldn't be working my way over on this ship.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37137,"You always were sneaky, Stan, very sneaky.","Rick, marriage will be good for you. It's done wonders for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37138,Don't debate him; he'll say anything.,"I'm just as human as you. I see, I hear, I touch, and I feel just like you do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37139,"Thou hast a careful father, child: One who, to put thee from thy heaviness, hath sorted out a sudden day of joy that thou expects nor I looked not for.","Madam, in happy time what day is that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37140,"Hey, wait a minute. When am I going to see you again?","Well, I know what my daddy's going to say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37141,That's what Tim said.,"So, I think it would be safe to say that anybody who studied the fighting style that Bruce Lee, arguably the greatest martial artist of all times, developed for nine years, that would be a fella who could defend himself. Would you describe Tim that way, Grace?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37142,"I think you're a nice girl. I like you. But I can read signs if the print is large enough. It was your manner more than the wedding ring that bothered the inspector. A sort of tenseness, as if you were afraid of something.",I have a darned good idea you're name isn't Betty Mayfield at all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37143,Yes. Your appointment has been changed. One key to your apartment -- one comb -- one fountain pen -- one toothbrush -- one tin of tooth powder -- that is all.,If you will sign this list you may take the things with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37144,Why did you interrupt? Maxwell seemed like he wanted to hire me.,"Shut up, goodies from the ice queen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37145,"Accept what's happened, Michael.","I could accept everything that's happened; I could accept it, but that I never had a choice. From the time I was born, you had laid this all out for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37146,Can I do it again tonight?,We'll have every leprechaun in Ireland here honey.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37147,No. But I don't think that matters.,"That's very enlightened, Professor. It's comforting to know that America's children have you for a teacher.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37148,"It's the same film. But the distributor wanted a punchier title. C'mon! It's gonna be a big event -- we're going all out! Bela, Tor, and Cris are coming. You'll have fun!",My eyes are killink me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37149,Don't touch me if you're going to try and fuck me.,I'll have some of your water. It's hot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37150,"Chief said pick him up and take him with us on our house to house. Guy's an ex-cop, thinks he can help.","Sounds like a bad idea to me, probally just get in the way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37151,When? Approximately what year did this event take place?,"I guess it was 1984, 85.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37152,Can I come in?,"Oh, please. I get so lonely when that third attendance bell rings and I don't see all my kids here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37153,I didn't say that.,Cause I can get a job. I will. And you can start leaving the kids with the chicken fat lady again. Would that make you happy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37154,I need a great favor.,I need you to go to this address and bring my brother-in-law and his family.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37155,"Then you've got it. If you leave tomorrow for the hinterlands, you'll have plenty of time before her next wedding trot.","""Paid vindication"" That's what I call justice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37156,"I hope you don't mind, Jesse James told me your name.","Oh, you were talking to Jesse.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37157,"Smokin' it up here, Boss.","Yeah, well, Arletta, you done your best. What I done with myself is my problem.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37158,How did it go today?,I went up to the Magic Castle. You were right. He didn't have a lot of fans up there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37159,"Don't say PLEASE, Fuckhead. WHAT ARE THESE?",Those are my breasts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37160,"Let's not get excited, sir.","How am I supposed to not get excited, listening to you trying to extort your employee, you sarcastic prick?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37161,What you telling us for? The only thing I care about is whether you get your rest in.,"Tom, you're all heart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37162,Do you mind. This is like the most important moment of my whole life.,"Forget it Jen, I've waited a year for this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37163,"Now, what do you see?","Me? Oh, I see a small Ohio farm boy becoming a great soldier. I see thousands of marching men. I see General Lee with a broken heart, surrendering, and I can see the beginning of a new nation, like Abraham Lincoln said. And I can see that Ohio boy being inaugurated as President - Things like that can only happen in a country like America.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37164,"Just lucky, I guess.",You're upset about losing the whales.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37165,Do you know what a wire transfer is?,"Is she for real? Honey, maybe you should quiet down and let the grownups have a conversation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37166,"I have no hard proof of any of this. Her address is also on the photos. I think these people are involved with drugs. and murder. I think Frank is killing drug dealers and. . and somehow Frank is getting all their drugs. I had to tell you I got slightly more involved in this than you wanted me to, but it's over now for sure. .I had to tell you about these things in case it could help.","Well now Jeffrey, how did you come to get so involved?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37167,"Oh, well, you know what I've always talked about - build things . . . design new buildings - plan modern cities - all that stuff I was talking about.",Still after that first million before you're thirty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37168,"No, I'm sorry. No, I didn't mean that. No, I didn't mean that.","Uh, you know, I think I can fake my way through a song.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37169,Want to see my trick shot? It's even better.,"You ever fire one of those bows again, and I'll tack you up on the wall to dry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37170,I don't know if Whoopi is the way to go.,"Are these our two stars, sitting here in front of my nose? Which one is Mantan again?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37171,It has. But you'd be surprised. They understand -- they really do. It's not the workers you have to worry about.,Good. Ba will have to teach you to spin too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37172,Max is a good idea. He can help with my luggage. Thanks for letting me wear the handsome wardrobe. And thanks for the use of all the trinkets.,The rest of the jewelry is in the top drawer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37173,You're nobody. You have no identity.,"What do you mean, no identity? My name's George Bailey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37174,"Am I tickled to find you, boy! Come on in and let's get a look at you. Turn around. Good strong back. You'll need it. So you want help -- take a seat, relax, tell me about yourself. Cowboy, huh?","No sir, I'm no cowboy really, but I'm a first class stud.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37175,"What, you think the guy should change his name?","I don't think anybody should change their names, that way you can always find them when you need them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37176,This is my house. Nobody's kicking me out of my house. I picked those drapes.,"I don't think anybody wants the drapes, Stacy, I think the drapes are okay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37177,"Who's running the show, Armitage? This a government sting?",Questions make me nervous. Part of our arrangement will be that you don't ask too many.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37178,Maybe we could write it together.,First thing I'm going to do when we get back is eat some biological food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37179,"Wow, was it a decoder ring?","You're such a retard, it was an engagement ring.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37180,"Exactly, and that's why she couldn't possibly have come from such a farm.","Excuse me, sir, are you calling my wife a liar?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37181,When are you goin' to learn to keep your mouth shut! Come on. Let's get out of here.,But I just bought a good blanket.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37182,It's the kid's lucky day.,This is one charming crook. If shooting people is charming.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37183,You have a helluva way of answering.,"Look, you need Ich. I've been here five years and I still can't read all the street signs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37184,"Uh, no, not really, no actually, basically, you don't know me. I'm a friend of your daughters; well I sat with her yesterday at the mall.","Why don't I just get your phone number, that's usually how it works.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37185,"Yeah, I hate to love and leave ya, but I've been over this X-Files shit since the sixth season.","I know it's crazy, but I'm really scared for the others. I've got this terrible feeling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37186,"Hey, Letty. Mrs. Mayer.",I got worried. Are you OK?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37187,"I see. If I know how you really feel, I won't like you as much.","I'm sorry, Bruce, I Just can't seem to get a handle on this conversation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37188,"No, it's fine. It's real! In actuality, Lobo would struggle with that problem every day.","Wow, this lab looks great. Except why is there a stove and refrigerator?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37189,"And you called your friend, and she's telling you not to go? When I went to Europe my friends told me I was crazy.",Europe? The Europe? This is my first time out of Kansas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37190,Great. I've always wanted to visit the other side of the room.,And look what I've got for you. An electric razor so you can shave yourself now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37191,"A bullshit President! I don't see any weeping for all the thousands of Cubans that bastard condemned to death and torture at the Bay of Pigs. Where are all the tears for the Russians and Hungarians and Chinese living like slaves in prison camps run by Kennedy's communist buddies - All these damned peace treaties! I'm telling ya Jack, that's what happens when you let the niggers vote. They get together with the Jews and the Catholics and elect an Irish bleeding heart.","Chief, maybe you had a little too much to drink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37192,And it's just in one ear?,"Yes, is it, is it, uh, healthier to have problems in both ears?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37193,You're kidding. Can't you shoot him or something?,I don't really like guns. You shoot someone in the head three times and some doctor will keep them alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37194,"He seems very nice. Is Harold interested in, eh, what's going on? I think it's such a super thing to study. And then, of course, I can always fall back on home ec.","Yes, that's good planning. Tell me, are you a regular, Candy, in this computer club?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37195,Don't worry about it.,You're raggedy as a roach. You eat the holes out of donuts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37196,"I mean, Buttle! It's been confusion from the word go! He's been wrongly charged for Electromemorytherapy and someone somewhere is trying to make us carry the can!",I've never seen a Ministry cheque before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37197,I'm not following you.,"If you could see your path or channel growing out of your stomach, you could see into the future. And that's a form of time travel, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37198,Make a left at this corner.,"What about ""essential energy"" the soul. Does that go into the air too? You think there's a good energy and a bab energy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37199,"Look, I'm running out of time. I need your help.",I'm not going to help you browbeat my hundred and one year old grandmother. I came down here to tell you to back off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37200,"Huh? Hullo, Skinny. Snuck up on me. How do you like her?",Heard you done the roof yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37201,"No, Eve. I'm not related to Basil and Perdita.","Oh. Well, they're just a wonderful couple, we've been friends for years. We visit their island quite often.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37202,Only on the surface. But that's all I've ever seen.,"Dad, I'm about to have a kid of my own here. It would kill me if he went through his whole life never understanding me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37203,A few billion bucks and suddenly he's Cro-Magnon Man of the Year.,"It's so nice to have FRIENDS like you, Christy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37204,Who are you anyway?,You might say I'm part of the landscape here. They call me Ben Kenobi.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37205,What do you think it is?,I think it's a gun pressing against my dick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37206,I didn't mean that in any pejorative way.,I guess they are a little odd.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37207,No -- I was just talking to one of the guys at the office.,Oh. I wonder what's keeping mother? She was supposed to come down and get you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37208,You can't visit me here. I want my lawyer.,The amount of coke we got on you means capital punishment in some states.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37209,No one would miss me.,I don't understand it. You can do so much good for people. As Bruce Wayne.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37210,I know. But if it is a trap then why are we going?,"We have our new army. Dr. Yueh, put the weirding module on him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37211,She's the sweetest person I've ever known. Loves kids. Works with handicapped kids every afternoon at the church. Everybody loves her.,"I didn't ask you all that, Sweet Pea. I asked if you loved her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37212,"Well, gents? What did I tell you? It's a piece of cake.","It's a Twinkie, boss.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37213,You're welcome to my share of the spider webs.,And it stinks to high heaven in here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37214,Is that what her daddy tells her?,I know what I am. I don't need to have it tattooed on my shoulder.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37215,The hell we are.,"Hey man, after all we went through I am not walking out when we're this close.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37216,Did Carl Padgett buy something you wanted?,I didn't want that Faberge egg - it was chipped!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37217,"Mafia warlords, Diplomats and spies, consortiums from every country in the world. A nice little rat's nest.","Have some of the rat's nest caviar. From my own fishery. They buy my caviar, drink my champagne, lose to my House.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37218,Benjamin -- I am getting pretty tired of all this suspicion. Now if you won't do me a simple favor I don't know what.,I'm putting it on the top step.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37219,"No thanks, I think we ought to get going though.","Chris, what if I were to cut you in as partner in this project - together we could make it swing, all it needs is a good clean out and the power on, then we're in business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37220,"Go home, Clay. We're closing up.",I thought I'd give you a hand since I kept you open.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37221,"Doesn't it bother you to see this kind of brutal death ? I mean , I can understand the old man's infatuation with the stuff, but not you.","I'm an investment banker. I see blood bathes everyday. Besides, mine is not to question why, min is but to do or die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37222,Don't worry the real men are in charge now.,"Speaking of which that reminds me I have to bring something home or eat Sally's meatloaf again, and I don't think I could stand that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37223,What job and how much?,"You must have an interesting job at a salary which you would regard as adequate. Not only for the job which you are going to do and in compensation for what you believe you have suffered, but also because you are helping us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37224,"Nope. That's the road. Straight through town, stay on your left, right around the bay to the front door.","You see, I wanted to surprise them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37225,"Not a discrepancy, an error. My capacity is 5.5 tons, not 6.",I have 6 tons.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37226,I can't let you do that.,Look I know what I'm doing. I have experience and training in space walking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37227,It's really not a bad place. It just needs a woman's touch.,"So they bartered room and board in exchange for housekeeping services, which was a good deal for all of them because then they didn't have to withhold tax and social security, which I'm not saying is right but it's just a story, so I guess it's all right. I can finish this later if you're tired.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37228,It could be nothing.,"But, why would there be so many pieces in his stomach if it were nothing? It must have been intentional.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37229,"Yeah -- hey, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night? That Ariel, whew.","She's a mermaid, dude.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37230,"Yeah, that's me. Just a little somethin' somethin' I picked up.",Must be nice. I wish we won the lottery. Come up on a million dollars like ya'll.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37231,"Oh, caught a few, lost a few.","Story of my life. Well, one thing you won't lose is that friend of yours back there, I'll tell you that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37232,"You shoulda saw the first original uncut version of the ""Streetfighter"". It was the only movie up to that time rated X for violence. But we just saw the R.","If that was the R, I'd love to see the X.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37233,"Yeah, were yuh? I was-I was at an Alice Cooper thing where six people were rushed to the hospital with bad vibes.",I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37234,Offering it for debate.,It's like recognizing criminals by their crimes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37235,Your Dad spent all his spare time in here. He wanted to make it absolutely perfect.,I feel like a princess.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37236,"It's over, finished and done with.",That sounds so final. But are we really surprised?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37237,"If we don't bypass it, the temperature in the Mask room will change and set off the alarm. That would be inconvenient.",Inconvenient is trying to find a pulsing laser with magic arms in two days.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37238,It's kind of you to see me.,"Tom, Daddy would like to see you in the garden. And will you ask Betty to bring us some coffee. And remember to say 'please'.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37239,What about your knocking off for lunch?,"Not hungry. I want to get through this work in a hurry, and then I want to go home. What price did you get on those trucks?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37240,And there's no way - no natural way - these could've wound up in the bodies?,"They live in Malaysia. In this country, they'd have to be specially raised, from imported eggs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37241,"Miles, it's Sunday. You promised to take the kids to Raging Waters today.","Oh. I can't, honey. I'm on a roll here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37242,"There are other explanations! She is not the goddamn witch, that's insane!",Then just give me one of your explanations that all three of us'll buy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37243,I'll box your ears if you don't show some respect for the dead! You mustn't play under this tree.,Don Jaime loved to watch me skip.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37244,"Of course. Shemp is unaware that anything even happened, other than his stool suddenly falling over. We had to wait two minutes to catch up to him, but for Shemp the trip was instantaneous.","Professor, can this thing send Shemp back in time?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37245,"Obviously you don't think so, and I don't know why.","Well, Dad, we haven't found any holes in the large bowel. They've all been in the small bowel, but the smell is different. I caught a whiff of large bowel, but it ain't staring us in the face, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37246,"Huntley told me today that if I come through on the Benton deposition, they may consider me for senior associate.",I was thinking dinner on Friday with James and Meg at the Saint Mark.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37247,He's dead. He can't talk.,"Look who knows so much. Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please open his mouth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37248,Don't even tell me you're hot for Miss Titty Pom Poms over there.,Christy's a very talented journalist. I see a Pulitzer in her future.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37249,My country needs justice. Proper justice. Gunning men down in the street only feeds the violence. They need to be brought to trial. Dealt with properly. Then people will respect the law. When they see it works.,So you are going to talk me to death.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37250,It's all right. He stays with me all the time.,"Oh. Mikey, what's up? I'm totally in the dark.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37251,How you plan to do that?,Just like I did the hat. Have a hold of the sucker when you wake me up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37252,"But, it's great being with them, after they can talk, and can do things with you.","That's nice. My parents were always traveling, they weren't around so much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37253,"That's what he told himself. But it wasn't even about me, it was about Caesar. He wanted what Caesar had. That's how they are. I understand them.","For Shelly, taking the money was a way to take from Caesar. He could have run at any time, but he didn't because he didn't want out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37254,"Do you not know what this is, then?",It's a pirate medallion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37255,"You're a career intelligence officer, Shermin. You'll be in the air with us.",You're talking about taking a life. The most unique life form on this planet. I think we're better than that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37256,My friend the clitoris told me.,"Wow, I have a clitoris too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37257,Here comes a car!,"Now watch me. I'm going to use Number One. Keep your eye on that thumb, baby, and see what happens.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37258,No. Not yet. Not for about forty years.,"So, it's from the future, is that right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37259,I don't want to take any more chances.,"Let's just go get guns, I'd feel better.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37260,Take it easy. We can talk about it.,"She's screaming on the street and I mean loud, but she looked good. She had these violet eyes. I remember she's screaming, but mostly I'm looking at her eyes. They were just like Elizabeth Taylor's. That's what everybody said.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37261,"No, I don't admit it's stupid.",You can have chicken with eggs but not with milk. Why is that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37262,"Boston, huh? Did you get your degree up there?","Yes yes, I did get my degree up there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37263,"Hold on, you allegorical hypothesis. Don't cross words with me.",Ain't Jemima on the pancake box?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37264,"Oh, I was a very late developer, they used to call me "Shelly Two Backs". All my friends had real bra's, not like the training ones I had.",Why do they call them training bra's? It's not like learning to ride a bike.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37265,Naw. You can look at all my books you want to.,It's name's A Christmas Carol.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37266,"Last two like this we had, you caught.",That was three years ago. And by doing the same things you and the rest of them at the lab are doing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37267,"Geez, I don't think I've ever seen him smile.",Must fill your bottle up real quick when your wife and kids get smeared.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37268,And I intend to be there when she's ready.,Prince Albert was going to build a bench here. He thought it one of the best views in Osborne.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37269,You don't kill anyone.,Just get some people out of our house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37270,All'aperto? Col freddo che ha fatto?,He thinks it's very cold to be sleeping outside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37271,"I knew you were a little sick, but Geez.","I get no kick from champaign, mere alcohol doesn't faze me at all, but I get a kick out of you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37272,I was hoping you came to the door instead of him. It gets cold at night.,This doesn't make any sense; you are going to drag that poor boy out in the cold air.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37273,"Those flowers are too high. Won't be able to see her. Get a smaller bowl, will you?",A smaller bowl of flowers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37274,Why ith dat newth?,This school's never had one before. I'd like to talk to you and all your special friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37275,"Is that so? Then what's a big political boss like Hammett doing in town? And a labor leader like Bennett? And a lot of other big shots who are up at D. B.'s house right now? Wolves, John, wolves waiting to cut up the John Does! Wait till you get a gander at that speech you're gonna make tonight!",You're all wet. Miss Mitchell writes those speeches and nobody can make her write that kind of stuff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37276,What are you getting at?,Let's just say that in my years with this department I've seen more than one well dressed business man look for a hand job on 14th Street.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37277,"Really? That's swell. No, I was just -- you're way ahead of me! Great!",We think he's had a change of heart. So we should be celebrating.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37278,I got your message. Way to go!,"Hi, Shari. Let's go in the stockroom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37279,We had to make an example of these pricks that the party was over.,I'm just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37280,I can use you in the House of Representatives. We need a man who understands dogs -- and that's where this country is going to. Step inside.,"In case of fire, how long will it take to empty this place?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37281,Thank Victoria for dinner.,Thanks for dinner. I never saw anybody cook potatoes that way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37282,One for all. All for one.,"If I could have a blade, then I would be please to run with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37283,But how would you find him?,"Well. Well, what I mean is, you could prove it was his shoes if you did catch him. But look this, Brother, it is even more interesting. Look at this mark here, and that mark over there. Now wouldn't you say those marks are the marks of a ladder?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37284,"Oh. Well, what is it exactly that you do?","I'm in charge of all the invoices for the southwest. We supply, for example, most of the egg farmers in Southern California. So you can imagine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37285,It's a picture of a cancer-ridden lung. Keep it.,I'll just take the gum.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37286,"Because his mother got sick - very sick. He couldn't leave her. He's a kind boy, maybe too kind.",I can't believe he married Meryl on the rebound.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37287,So. What should I do now?,"Out back, there's a shed. It's just a mess. If that shed was better organized, I could put my truck in there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37288,"We are happy, Mrs. Romari, because you have everything - and I am happy because I have nothing to lose.","But you should make her laugh, Jason. Come, make jokes for her. I'll bring your food to their table.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37289,I have no intention of getting used to it.,Take off your clothes. I'm going to scrub you down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37290,"At the time, I thought, I got six kids, some of 'em want to go to college. I can't afford to lose my job. I told myself I was being honorable. But there's nothing honorable in what I did. Maybe that's why they picked me for the job. Maybe they knew what kind of man I was.","Hey, Ros, where are they?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37291,Not really. Do you think you can get here on time if I put you on the floor as a waitress?,I don't know. I kinda had my heart set on being a cashier the rest of my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37292,"Ran into the new college student, Rona.",Rhonda. Rhonda LeBeck. She's getting some kind of strange readings on her things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37293,Of course it does.,"You know, that is my worst fear. Making a sound and no one hears it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37294,"Outside, in the cave.",It sounds like it's trying to get in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37295,Don't be sorry for me. I did those things. No one else did. I'm dealing with that.,"My father took me fishing here when I was a kid. He could name every fish in the lake. And for every fish he named, he had a fishing story. I hated fishing, but I loved his stories.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37296,How in the devil did you do the Rembrandt then?,"I had a lifeline. If I've got a lifeline, I'm okay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37297,Make a right. You can't miss it.,I'm making my turn. I see the school up ahead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37298,"Well, sir, consider the possibilities. A: Ryan is alive. We have to take him back to the beach. Knowing you, you don't let him carry my gear, even though he really should, and we all get killed, trying to keep him alive.","Except for the last part, that one's not bad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37299,Maybe we should back up a minute and take a look at what we do have. All the girls that have been killed have been killed at night. They're all the same type. All moved into their homes within the last three months -- and all of them found their homes through Homesearchers.,I thought that Homesearchers was a dead end?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37300,I know that. This isn't about me. It's about the choir. You should hear them. They're good. Really good. And I taught them.,"Jesus, look at you You're glowing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37301,How do you know they're taking the right amount of change? Or even paying for what they take?,"Theoretically, people see money on the counter and nobody around, they think they're being watched.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37302,"Considering this is your first time on a private jet, on which you are interviewing the world's most eligible bachelor, you are extremely cavalier.",I bet there are lots and lots of mirrors on Planet Ted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37303,"Oh, those. Why do you ask?","Because from what I've heard, it's a tradition and you're a traditional guy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37304,They must be shielded somehow. I'm sure the base is there.,"Well, if it's not, we'll be facing that Death Star all by our lonesome.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37305,"The birthday greetings you sent to your old pal, Adolf Hider.",I never sent him any birthday greetings or any other kind of greetings.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37306,What's the matter? The fight gone out of you? I'm just gonna smash a headlight. Maybe two.,"Please, just leave the car alone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37307,Because people aren't always what they seem to be and you refuse to see that. Have a little faith. You might be surprised.,I can't believe you called me a butthead. No one's called me a butt- head since ninth grade.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37308,You're saying there's an electrical storm in my head?,That's as good a way as any to describe it. I've seen far worse cases. You might even learn to enjoy these walks down memory lane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37309,What did he say?,He asked me if I could help him find his purple lawnmower.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37310,"But I -- well, you see, sir, I met Mrs. Marsh and told her.","Really, Fettes, you irk me with your lack of understanding.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37311,How did they get our phone number?,You have to give them your phone number or they won't let you go on the air.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37312,Wait! Not yet! Back!,"Your time in prison has twisted you into a delusionary state, Luthor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37313,I used to hate it. Now I like it.,"Could be worse, he could've named you Reticulum.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37314,"Oh, on the contrary, the Albatross is considered a very good omen. It is said they embody the spirits of sailors passed on. It's very bad luck if you kill one. And dolphins too.","I'm Francis Boutillier. This is my son, Philip.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37315,How'd you get it?,It's my Dad's He hides it under some old TV Guides in his closet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37316,Where did it come from?,The planet Superman came from. Krypton.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37317,Since you brought that bullshit tape in.,"Great. That's the fun of working in a record store. Playing crappy pap you don't want to listen to. I thought this tape was going to be, you know, a conversation stimulator. I was going to ask you for your top five records to play on a Monday morning and all that, and you just had to ruin it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37318,Wait a minute. You want to go with me? You can meet my mama.,I don't want to worry your mama with company.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37319,Whoever did this wanted to do Charlie one better - to improve upon what was already done.,"Charlie? You say that like you're close, personal friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37320,"Drunks. Crawfished a bet, called Him a liar. I saw the whole thing.","Sheriff, may I present a pair of Fellow sophisticates, Turkey Creek Jack Johnson and Texas Jack Vermillion? Watch your ear, Creek.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37321,It was just a thing. The story made you laugh.,"Yeah, that's a funny story.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37322,That's gonna be tough. Nobody's talking.,I think we should have him in for a little talk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37323,I wouldn't mind going down with her.,She is a lovely bit of crumpet at that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37324,We got off at the wrong stop.,"You're our optimist Look at the bright side. If that's the best there is around here, in six months we'll be running this planet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37325,"This is curious, Jason. Half the time you talk as if Shakespeare were not fit to tie your shoe - laces; now this sudden humility.",I should like people to read what I've written.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37326,"I don't see how. You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you?",And I was standing over there rusting for the longest time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37327,"I told you, use less powder.",But you won't get that splatter effect.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37328,Apparently Mr. Longdale has something he feels he simply must say before you and I speak.,"Yes, I do have something to say. I insisted on being here as soon as I heard Mrs. Christian contacted you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37329,I'm fine. Can I go up?,Let me see if I can get the doctor hold on one second.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37330,"It was good working with you, Andrew. You're welcome. Hey. Shouldn't you put that thing back on?",I better get home. Lisa and I are having some friends over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37331,It probably wouldn't interest you. It's something I read in a mythology book.,I'm interested in mythology.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37332,"I did go. Just back. Reef, these are a couple of our passengers - Sir Ian Hunt, and Dr. Clifford Kent. My exec, Commander Richard Holloway.","I met Dr. Kent, once.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37333,No. I emancipated myself when I was fifteen.,Wow. That must've taken some courage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37334,"Hey, I'm not just along for the ride, so I don't want to hear any bullshit later about a smaller cut.",Take a deep breath. You sound like you just broke up with your boyfriend or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37335,I wanted to save Geordi. I tried. But I experienced something I did not expect. I believe it was fear.,Fear is a very difficult emotion to overcome. It's something we all have to learn to deal with.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37336,Right now you're just browsing through time. Choose the things you'll be proud of. The things that Last.,My children make me happy. I miss them so much. Beth. Scott and Beth. I'm going to name my daughter after you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37337,"Yeah, that's right, you got it girl.","Now salsa, you know how to dance salsa?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37338,That's what Mama used to say.,"Your mama had sense because the pig is a filthy beast: part rat, part cat, and the rest is dog.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37339,The girl was in the car.,I treated you like a son or nephew.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37340,I don't know sometimes.,"You're just scared. I know rehab is hard, and you have to worry about whether you'll be as good as you were but you will be. I believe in you. You just have to get back on the court. Like you'd get back on a horse.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37341,It didn't feel like a dream.,"Maybe because they never do. So Don Juan, you pass out on all your dates?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37342,You don't understand anything.,"I think that about covers it. I think I have grasped the part about you being dumped though. That's got to hurt, I imagine. That's got to smart a bit. I mean strictly in my observer's capacity it seemed you two were getting on Pretty Fucking Famously.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37343,And that's why you're losing your bet?,I'm not losing the bet. It's just taking longer than I expected.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37344,Three weeks before midterm elections? You need me.,Well. There is a new civil rights initiative he wants to talk about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37345,I haven't got a heart But I got a palpitation.,As Monarch of the Forest I don't like the situation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37346,I keep hearing you helped a lot of Jews to escape. How did you do that?,"I don't remember in detail, there were so many.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37347,"Same with me, pretending I was you. An impulse. Why not? I had this shoe.","There was this kid there saying, ""Go in there and save my father, mister."" And I'm thinking about my boy Joey and this goddamn fireman my wife's seeing. It was like I was supposed to save myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37348,"Your goddamned friend, he thinks the only reason I'm with you is for the money.","Well, it's true. Just pay me what you owe me and I'm gone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37349,"Merely for our records, Miss Mayfield. It's usual for the guests who come here for the first time.",I'm carrying quite a large sum in Travelers checks. How much of a deposit would you like?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37350,"Negative. Shit, we are so deep in the sticks we could walk for hours and find zero.","Yeah, I'd say at this point all we can do is just wait it out. There's nothing else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37351,I'm fine. Just a few bruises.,"So, I guess I can go now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37352,You mean like fucking two virgins at once.,"That would be good. But I mean more like. I don't know. Like when I was having sex with her, I kept thinking how much I would like to put it in her ass. Just to see what would happen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37353,"A few hours and I'll be wasting away in Margaritaville. Oh, sweet decadance.",Just don't fall off any ladders.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37354,"Baby, I'm going to spend the morning at the mall. You know, shop for Waikiki. Honey, what are you looking for?",The chest! The chest that I put my papers in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37355,Shouldn't you have used a toggle bolt?,I think I know how to have a spice rack.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37356,Someone else has it now.,That would indicate that it's the future.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37357,"It makes it faster. If I don't speak to the men, they fall faster. It's pretty obvious why.",That's a relief. It's nice to know I'm a regular guy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37358,So that's what this is all about. We'll get together and plan your curriculum.,"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. When I get through with her, she'll be the premier Blow Job Queen of the Tri-State area and poor little Court's heart will be shattered.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37359,I've got a lulu -- why?,"I'm going to give a party, and invite all of the suspects.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37360,Of course you will.,I can't think of anything to say to her that seems appropriate given I left and never said goodbye to her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37361,"No, it grosses me out even thinking of putting something in my eye.",Try to get through dinner without them. You have beautiful eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37362,"It's from the first World War, isn't it?",There are straps in back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37363,"Ah, Schmendrick -- what's the scam?","Those were police laboratory people, they've been over the apartment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37364,There will be more to the prize than that. Power will come with it -- and it must be used for good.,The days of magic are ending. The world is changing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37365,I've never been to Earth. I've never even slept over at some other dude's house!,You're the spawn of Satan. You got it in you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37366,Nothing. Just that my brother did a stint in the pen and he used to eat like that.,I come from a big family.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37367,That makes total sense. The treasure chest was in his office. Which means Principal Collins is a pirate! I'm surprised Captain Rob never mentioned him.,That's because Captain Rob is not a pirate. We've been through this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37368,It's not what you think.,"What, it's worse? You're pregnant with an Asian design major's child?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37369,Don't give up. This is a perfect subject for your series on young Metropolis. Now let's get those knees up!,"Now you try, Clark. We'll start you off with 60 pounds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37370,"Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the Princess, make our escape after I kill Count Rugen.",That doesn't leave much time for dilly dallying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37371,What's wrong with it?,You look like you just crawled out of bed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37372,"To answer your question, there are a lot of Negroes in it and what is your definition of buffoons?","Peerless, I didn't raise a buffoon. We have enough of those on television already.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37373,Then don't talk about killing.,"Did I say that? I didn't mean it, or did I? Sometimes I think it would be fun. Go ahead, you better leave now. I can't open myself to you now. I'll tell you a little secret. I want to die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37374,"I don't like that, either, it's worse than Waski. I want to be called Fran.","Daddy wouldn't hear that. Now the redhaired boy you see sitting there, of course you have met him, he is my oldest son and my most brilliant child. All children have great creative powers, but I don't want to rattle on about my children, they say I brag too much about them, especially about Brother. Am I boring you, Rose?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37375,It's nice that you can make that choice.,"I was alone a lot as a child. No one to compete with. My parents ensured that I found happiness in the smallest things. When you're all alone it's your own world, you don't have to take orders from anybody. You don't necessarily believe the stories people tell you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37376,"No jokes about my name? Oh, you wouldn't do that; you're trying to be nice.",I don't know any jokes about your name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37377,"Dad, I'm so sorry. I know this is a bad time.","You've always called before, always. Now I'm not asking what you did, I just want to know that you're alright.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37378,There has to be.,I'm telling you I've pulled out everything in the safe. There aren't any jewels.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37379,"If at first it's not what you want, just work that much harder, Peerless.","Mommy, please don't call me that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37380,"Commissioner, we both know the Mercury shuttle needs another month of pre-launch testing.",Forget it. The boys on the board want that shuttle to go on schedule.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37381,Fits my new image. A thief for the masses. This is one job I'm not going to feel guilty about enjoying. Gum.,The security's actually not that severe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37382,I won't say anything.,"I know. So, I'm working for this puke, right? And he says he'll pay me quite large to do the hooker. But also I gotta do his bitch girlfriend cause she knows the whole score and she's totally out of control.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37383,"Ok toots, I will.","Guys, if I'm going to play the hero at least give me a little room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37384,"I'll take care of this, you guys leave the tip. And when I come back, I want my book back.","Sorry, it's my book now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37385,Because he's wearing moccasins.,"Oh. Well, then he's a truthful Whitefoot, of course.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37386,You're quick. I like that.,You think you're working with chimps here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37387,Drives 'em crazy every time.,"Nick, Alex, how are we today?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37388,"So you're on your way to Tir Asleen, huh? I hate to tell you this, Willow, but Tir Asleen dosn't exist.",Yes it does. The Fairy Queen told me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37389,"""Phoney Frank""? Don't waste your time. He'd tell you his granny was in on the Kennedy assassination if he could dodge a collar.",I still gotta do it. Wasting time is half my job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37390,"Yes, of course - but the police would say you'd probably had a bad dream.",He was a kind little man in his way - and I made him go down that hall into the darkness. I made him do it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37391,I don't think you're gonna need it.,"Well, we paid for it, we got the guys on a retainer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37392,"Well, I'm good, I don't know if I'm best.",Go talk to the pastor and he'll tell you what to do. And someone will tell me what to do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37393,Who are the other characters?,"Do we have characters? How about Honeycutt, Snowflake, Rastus, Nigger, Jim, Sambo, Jungle Bunny, and how could we forget Aunt Jemima.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37394,Dr. Zira -- tell Bright Eyes to sit down.,My name is Taylor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37395,You stole her from me. Now I want her back.,Woogie and I went out for awhile in high school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37396,I have something to tell you. But I must talk to you alone.,I have no secrets from my family.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37397,What are the boys like?,"Cecile, is that the best you can do? You must forgive her, Kathryn. She's never been in a co-educational atmosphere before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37398,No wonder it's such a screwed-up place.,And the bookstore? Have you been working there long?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37399,You say it just to calm me!,"Not at all, Mathilda! I tell you because it's true! You'll buy the globe you told me about and you will choose, OK? We'll go where you want! I swear, you'll see, Mathilda!!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37400,What's your twenty and what's your handle?,My handle's Smokey Bear and I got you by the tail.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37401,Over? It can't be. I've come to read with her. I promised Max.,The audition was called for 2:30. It is now nearly four.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37402,"Tobacco today, sex tomorrow. In three or four years, it'll probably be against the law to smile at strangers.","Speaking of which, are you still going ahead with that deal on the Montecristos?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37403,And she had private investigators assisting her.,She brought my digestive enzymes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37404,Maybe we better stay in under the trees till dark -- we got his Yater.,He didn't look like he'd take that sitting down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37405,Timmy Baterman. That was wrong.,Don't talk like an asshole even if you are just a bit of underdone potato or a blot of mustard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37406,Two years. Two long fucking years.,"Hey. What I don't get was why didn't you take the shot inside the restaurant? I mean you had me, a free shot. That's what I would have done.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37407,Attractive. Bright. Distant. Charming when she wants to be.,She sounds like quite a woman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37408,I should like people to read what I've written.,And this poetry - like the poetry you wrote before extols the passion and beauty of life?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37409,Not there! A pine tree in Death Valley? Idiot! This is for the North Woods section!,"Did I do good, Mr. Luthor?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37410,It's Mr. Oh. I'm not answering it.,Answer the radio Zebra. You know it's that time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37411,Yeah. Mom. Mom and brother.,You look like you were a very sensitive child. You have expressive eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37412,And the surprise is there's nothing in it.,"I know, but if we can't put in all these wonderful things at least let's put in some imagination. In that one omelet we'll taste the whole of Paris!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37413,We bury the body. We disappear into the woods. Nobody knows.,"No. This is the end of the road. There's a dead human being here. For all of his faults, he was a human being, and certainly a victim of his culture as much as anybody.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37414,No. The Old Man died and Louise left.,"Oh. I'm very sorry. Well, if you have any need for any of our facilities, please do not hesitate to ask.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37415,Home school? What's that?,I go to school where I live.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37416,Do yourself a favor: Don't ask.,"I appreciate your concern, but we live in that house. I need to know what happened in there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37417,I'm gonna gut your ass in a second.,Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? I hear they found her liver in the mailbox.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37418,"We're a long way from home and we're in a bad place. Let's not make it worse. If anyone has any constructive suggestions, now is the time.","I think I can stabilize the fields around the singularity, that should prevent another power drain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37419,I don't want you meeting around that house. You stay away from those kids. And away from that dog.,They seemed alright. Bring a little life to that old building.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37420,This must have been in the family a long time.,It was a gift from the citizens of Aspen. I'm Mary Wells.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37421,"Oh God, I don't think so.","You see, particularly with the Marge problem, you can just blame me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37422,You should have taken their offer. Especially if you were unprepared.,I had a witness disappear on me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37423,"We should be fine, then.",Teacher asked me why we raise Black Angus-Herefords 'stead of Pure Herefords.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37424,Rehab. Outpatient. I have to go once a week. It's kind of like AA.,"Oh, yeah, you had to go to Highgate. That must've been intense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37425,You don't mean it. It's just for show.,It doesn't sound natural when I curse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37426,"Well, bitch you move too slow.",Sometimes you got a big ugly mouth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37427,We're late to get to your mother.,Just sit here for a moment. You seem very upset.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37428,"If you'd lost confidence in me, why did you give me the Kronos suit?",I hoped the challenge would improve your performance. You could say it was a carrot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37429,I don't care. I want to get away from back home for a while. I'm tired of that shit back there. Look at this place. It's made of money. You know what the best part is? Nobody's gonna know what we're doin'! There's nobody here to see us! Everybody's back home.,"Nick, I gotta tell you, I got pinched twice for no reason. You really gotta be careful. I'm running a licensed place. Everything's legit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37430,"Hell, don't cry about it!","Here I am going to Florida and my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37431,I do worry about Susan. Have you known her long? She hasn't mentioned you.,"Actually, we've only just met. But we're quiet good friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37432,"No thanks, I've seen Seattle.",My name's Larry Mitchell. I live in Vancouver.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37433,Of course. You were born two seconds after me.,"And all the time I've known you, you've been grumping and groaning. You should quit making waves. Go with the flow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37434,"Catherine, don't make an opera outta this. The three-a you anna baby live in three skinny rooms. You are an old goat, and she has an Italian temper. She is a good girl, but you drive her crazy. Catherine, you are no fool. You know this is no good, an old woman living with a husband and wife. Two women inna same kitchen, anna house burns down.","So I am an old garbage bag, put inna street.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37435,Just from his agent.,"What are you doing on the floor? It's my fault. If I'd had a proper hospital bed, this never would have happened. Here, let me help you back in. I know this hurts, but it'll only take a few seconds. There you go. Comfy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37436,That's what gives me The Fear.,Look over there. Two women fucking a Polar Bear.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37437,"No, I'm not. I'm just really busy.","I know. I know its not by choice. I just mean, well, being the kind of person you are, it must be really difficult to find someone you can talk to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37438,So why don't you tell me something about who you gather information for. They obviously have very deep pockets. Are you from a rival clan?,Let's just say I'm freelancing and leave it at that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37439,"So, what do you do?","It's more like what aren't I doing. My partners and I are trying to secure start up capital for a small tech company. We tried the venture capitalist route in the Valley, but then again who hasn't up there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37440,"Fuck you, Joel. Faggot.",Look at it out here. It's falling apart. I'm erasing you. And I'm happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37441,You really want to make banal chit- chat like that now?,You're right. We should sit in silence.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37442,What does it look like?,It looks like he's writing everything down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37443,I ain't got no boy.,I'm ye oldest boy name Karl.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37444,Your sure as hell right about that.,"I'm not doing it anywhere, Jeff. It's just part of my application to the School of Visual Arts in New York.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37445,"Yeah, we're the Stanislavski Catering Company.",Now I'm going to tell you the truth. I really came in here because I was bored stiff by the party.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37446,"Mmm, needs a little something.","What are you talking about? This is it. This is the stuff right here. Well, maybe just a pinch more sugar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37447,"Mr. Ortega, you've known the defendant at Ossining Correctional for how long?",I would tend to plead the Fifth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37448,Where is the shower?,Your hair's cute like that. You should never comb it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37449,'Magic Fingers.' Fifty cents.,"Hah, some guys say I have magic fingers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37450,"Hello, John. Nice holiday?",I won't be seeing you again Chris; I have paid him every last penny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37451,A debate. Man's inhumanity to woman. He's pro women. I'm con. Ms. Flannery is twisted.,I could help with the debate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37452,Where are all the mediums?,"Frida, grab that red one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37453,We should have another fifteen minutes at least.,Bruce has just awaken.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37454,Because your a virgin?,Because I'm a virgin and I don't want no baby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37455,No. I think anyone who puckers their lips and presses it against his boss' buttocks and then smooches is an ass kisser.,"My gosh, and for a while there, I was attracted to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37456,"No, I mean in your pregnancy.","Oh. Uh, my stepmom took me to the doctor yesterday and they said I was twelve weeks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37457,You wanna disrespect an officer of the law?,"I can help you solve the case, I can tell you who did it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37458,So what? We'd be rich!,"Don't you understand? The mere act of sending matter back in time would change the course of events, and changing history is a responsibility that I do not wish to bear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37459,I don't understand them either. Do you suppose I was dropped on my head?,I hope not. It's a terrible thing to be dropped on your head.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37460,"We just got here about fifteen minutes ago. Ma, I want you to meet Miss Clara Snyder. She's graduate of New York University. She teaches chemistry in Benjamin Franklin High School.","Siddown, siddown. You want some chicken? We got some chicken in the ice box.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37461,And did you fantasize that Vaughan was photographing all these sex acts? As though they were traffic accidents?,Yes. They felt like traffic accidents.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37462,What it means in England -- and in Scotland too -- is that rebels have forfeited their lands. We were ambushed last night. But the Scots dragged their dead away.,"My brother and nephew perished two days ago, when their hay cart turned over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37463,"Now I was trying to be nice, to make conversation, since we go back some.","I was quoting from the Bible. If the shoe fits, wear it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37464,What? Fuck French people. Fuck 'em in the ear.,"Mkay, you see, children. This is exactly what I'm talking about. We have to change the way you think.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37465,What a great surprise. I didn't think we had a chance. I heard you wanted to stay in Washington.,"Well, there's a guy, but he says he'll fly up a lot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37466,I don't know where he is.,This is going to be a real drag. I thought you wanted to go fast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37467,"Of course, medical! _ 42.",You are a single mother. You have given up the right to be frivolous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37468,"Okay, whatta I do?","If he sees me, he'll run, so I'll get out here. You start talking to him about baseball or something while I sneak around behind and get down and you push him. When he falls we get him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37469,This is not about martyrdom.,I'm pulling the green wire.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37470,I think they overdid it a bit. Too much alcohol. Overwhelms the fruit.,"Yeah, I'd say you're right on the money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37471,You're too kind. I'm Amanda.,"Right, well, thanks for the drinks and stuff, Amanda, but there's no reason for me to stick around these parts anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37472,I don't remember. I guess so. Smells like it. Tastes like it.,"Well, you've been wet to the skin. You must've fallen in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37473,"Yes- but their suffering is only transitory- once they except God into their hearts, He will vanquish all pain.","I'm David Hawthorne, this is my hospital. And my advice to you is, ""don't get sick in front of it."" That was meant to be charming, sorry. I seem to have lost the knack.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37474,"Sid, how are they hanging?",Down around my ankles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37475,"My daddy doesn't hit me, silly. Why would my daddy hit me?",See. That's my name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37476,That I am very little different from him.,"Oh that's absurd, Frederick. No, no Frederick, that's all wrong! John is happier and more fulfilled now than he has ever been in his entire life. And, that is completely due to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37477,"Well, shit. That don't mean you gotta confirm it!","Look, the only way I can get permission to fly is if I agree to help them. Which is what I have to appear to be doing. So I give them something they already know. You.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37478,"Okay, if Brooke didn't kill the guy, who did?",My money's on the angry daughter or the ex-wife.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37479,"Old Building and Loan pal, huh . . .",Now you just turn this way and go right straight down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37480,"I'm not hungry, really.",Get me a couple of beers and a salami.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37481,Let me put on some clothes and then we can talk about this.,I have to tell Mr Greenleaf. I have to tell Mr Greenleaf. I have to tell Mr Greenleaf.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37482,So how's your work?,"It's okay, they're training me on the cash register and after I hope to work on one of the jewellery counters.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37483,It's been here seventeen years. Did you live here before or something?,I's horned and raised here up till I's twelve year old.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37484,What are you talking about?,The wave of the future! I've decided on our first fortune! I'll see you later. You just think high tech.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37485,"Right. The guys who started that did what a lot of companies in the Valley do. They get a good idea, shop it around, raise some capital, then sell it off to a bigger company. Microsoft, Intel, Oracle, whatever. The beauty of it is, they've pretty much sold the company before they're even real. The bigger company is already set to buy it, all they want to do is make sure that the idea actually works. So they get some start up capital, make it work, then sell it for like five times the initial loan.",Sort of like a letter of intent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37486,"Okay, we need wallpaper paste. Hey Cece!","Oh, is there anything else you remember, how did you propose? Was it romantic?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37487,Makes two of us.,"I know what I did just now was crazy, but you got to understand how much I want that gold.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37488,Why have you put a toilet and a bed in your garage?,I'm living here while I build another house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37489,Is this my birthday?,Some of these are so old and tattered. You should throw them away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37490,Right now. Let's drive to Vegas!,But it's pouring. And the car top is stuck!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37491,Please don't say that. You won't go to prison.,Don't worry about me. I'm like a cat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37492,He looks like he can take care of himself.,Claude. That's my name. Claude. That's never happened before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37493,For defending my honor this afternoon.,"I hate to bust your bubble, but I wasn't defending you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37494,Do you guys want some shots? I'm buyin'.,"I never liked her, but she didn't deserve to die in the belly of a swan like that. The whole thing's just kinda sad and lame at the same time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37495,It's different with men.,"You know, I can't really feel too sorry for you in that department.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37496,"Hey, I'm not the problem. You've got bigger problems than me.",I came up with the formula back in Nam but I never got a chance to use it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37497,"Someone who knows her well could still identify her, that's not the problem. It's just there's, uh, it's likely to be a shock.","Well, let's get the shock over with.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37498,"I can't even remember what day it is, man.",It's Friday the 13th.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37499,"You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.","In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37500,"Donna. On this tape it says ""Donna"".",Donna was a girl I knew in Florida.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37501,Gonna cut me open?,"Well, let's wait for the X-rays.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37502,And you turned him down??,Of course. I don't want no Okie from Muscogee. I can get that right here in Port Angeles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37503,"I don't know about you, but my compassion for someone is not limited to my estimate of their intelligence. I mean whales may not have painted the Mona Lisa or invented the dirt bike but they didn't ravish the land either.",Sorry if I spoke out of turn.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37504,"No, Sam, I'm speaking plainly and I mean just exactly what I say.","In that case, we should go to the Canyon Trailer Park.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37505,He won't even know who it was.,"What would you think, in the middle of the night? I mean, three what, three bears? He'll call the police.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37506,Me too. Bye now.,Let me carry one of the instruments.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37507,"Out here, you always fight for survival. You have to be part of a gang to stand a chance. Slowly, your gang becomes your family. All that Dark Cloud stuff is just to scare people and make my life easier.",So you're still that little boy looking for shooting stars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37508,You know good and damn well what I'm talkin' about.,I mean really! That business with your tongue. What is that? That's disgusting!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37509,I should have left you to fend for yourself.,"I had to weave a little enchantment on the bees so I could get some honey, and I didn't feel up to using any more magic just yet. Anyway, I was in less danger than you'll be in today.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37510,What does that fucking mean?,"It means that I'm going to tell you things, even though I already know that you're not going to listen to a God damned thing I say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37511,How bad did Mac get you? We figured pretty bad.,I'm fine. I'm going to live a long time. That's what I called to tell you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37512,I'm a soldier -- we're at war. I can't stay home tending the damned olive groves?,We don't need your help we're doing great on our own.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37513,"We know who stole the missing item. If the thief returns it, I'm sure Sir Te will pursue the matter no further.",That's good. Sometimes the help can't keep their hands to themselves. It's very embarassing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37514,"Well, shit. Could be worse. I mean, we're both up shit's creek, but at least we have a paddle.",We got two paddles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37515,"I swear! I didn't tell her nothing! You probably did it yourself, you piece of shit.",Oh that makes a lot of sense. Why would I rat myself out?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37516,It's been a while.,This was my very first slow dance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37517,"Sure! Sure! It's gonna be nice! It's gonna be nice! I'll come over tonight to your house, and I talk with Catherine, and you see, everything is gonna work out all right.","I just wanna thank you people again, because the situation was just becoming impossible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37518,"Oh! Oh, it feels like my joints are rusted. Listen, Dorothy, don't let Hunk kid you about Miss Gulch. She's just a poor sour-faced old maid that -- she ain't got no heart left. You know, you should have a little more heart yourself, and have pity on her.","Well, gee, I try and have a heart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37519,Of course he did. He came on to every attractive student. Which bothers you most: that he exploits suffering or that he came on to me?,"You must really think I'm a square, a computer nerd.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37520,"Uh-huh. Look, this should be skintight. Bright colors. Red, maybe a deep midnight blue.",What's this? A cockaroach?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37521,"You're grateful, but you resent me.","Oh, wow! I don't want to have this conversation. I didn't do anything wrong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37522,I can't name anybody she does like these days.,I see she built a place up here by the river.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37523,I'm -- Fonzie? GEORGE NO! The Fonzie! The crazy breakout character! The guy that all the kids impersonate and put on their lunchboxes!,"George, I hate sitcoms.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37524,But they're somebody's children.,Are you running a business or a charity ward?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37525,"Good, you got your money out of that greedy bank.",I wanted to apologize for this morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37526,How came you by this blade?,I slew the Lindfarne Worm with it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37527,Weird. Got some kind of snowball effect goin' here or somethin'.,You're still with us though. You're somewhere on the face of the earth?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37528,How can we be happy?,"Well, because I never thought of God in my life. Now I'm giving it serious thought.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37529,Marylin! What have I done?,"I don't know, but don't call me Marylin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37530,This morning was good.,The hat business is in trouble.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37531,"In heaven, perhaps. It is not a comedy I am writing now. A broad river divides my lovers--family, duty, fate--as unchangeable as nature.","Yes, this is not life, Will. This is a stolen season.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37532,"Uh, excuse me, I'd like to know where he gets his ideas.","Tim's jealous, you know? He wants to have ideas too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37533,With this guy locked in?,Everything happened at once. I guess I forgot he was back there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37534,I suppose if you're a struggling artist you need a patron.,"Lady, you don't have to keep up a running commentary.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37535,"Good. Very good. Welcome, my friend. Welcome to my country.",The man in the garden. He was full of courage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37536,Pearls. White gown. Beautiful.,"Frank asked if she'd sit in for a song, she said yes, and we did a few bars.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37537,"You name it, we shoot it.","Look, friend, I'm not trying to hustle. I don't never hustle people that walk into poolrooms with leather satchels. Don't try to hustle me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37538,Looks like you can have all you want.,I can always flush you down the toilet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37539,"Hell no. My dad was a straight up tin soldier. Somehow he pissed this general off and got himself dishonorably discharged. Had a court martial and everything. The charges were total bullshit, so he was sure he'd get his name cleared, but it didn't happen.","Connections and politics, it's the same everywhere.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37540,"Will you just answer me, for Christsake?!","You mean, you want to know if I think we were just having sex or making love?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37541,You mean you cough up hairballs all over the rug?,I'm El Gato. I always land on my feet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37542,What are you staring at?,"It's Kevin, I don't want him to see me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37543,Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it!,You can do it in my mouth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37544,She has it now.,"I know what you're thinking, she's a hysteric pure and simple.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37545,"Looks almost cold now, don't it?",That won't start no more fires. We might's well go home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37546,"This is overwhelming, John. Are these characters animatronics?","No, we don't have any animatronics here. These are the real miracle workers of Jurassic Park.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37547,That's pretty complicated for a senior prank.,"I don't like that word prank, Bob. I was trying to do something more than a prank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37548,"No. Those two were together before Kenny and I started hanging out and that's over, what, God a year now.",I want you to head right home after school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37549,You don't know he isn't.,So we'll take him with us. At least 'til we get back to the Hummer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37550,"Yes, but the very end, when he actually died, that was extremely sudden. You know, Alan and I were recently speaking of dying. Told me Boyd Aviation took out a lot of insurance on him. You must have to be in some kind of perfect health to get that kind of policy.","Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37551,"What we're doing is kicking ass. For God's sake they got Iraqis surrendering to news crews. The war is over. We've just got to keep shooting people 'cause the army spent all this money, and we've got to put on a show for the taxpayers.",You're not saying what I think you're saying. I can't believe you're even thinking it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37552,"Congratulations, Field Agent Kensington!","Austin, I have something for you as well.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37553,"I don't know what you're talking about, Howard.",Mary has stolen our files and is sending them back to people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37554,"I had to help get rid of the body. You saw it on the subway. And I warn you, Mary -- go back -- you don't know what you're doing, or what dreadful things you might bring about by looking for your sister. You go back to school - - go back and forget Jacqueline.","I'm sorry to be late, Natalie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37555,"No, I'll get you some tea. Wait till you're in Naples. You'll find a girl there.",Just kiss me. It would mean such a lot to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37556,"What's your name, lover.",Edward. My name is Edward.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37557,They're all over the place! What the hell's going on?,Looks like we're in the middle of the drug war.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37558,What do you mean?,"I mean, you're going too fast. You're hardly even looking at the pictures.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37559,"How are you, Jim?","Hey, listen, I hear you guys are sitting on something sensational over there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37560,How do you know?,Everyone is dead there. The dogs eat the bodies in the street. I have to go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37561,What are you doing?,I'm putting a piece of tape on my nose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37562,"Lloyd, she's being difficult.",I'm going to take out Diane Court again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37563,This is exactly what I wanted.,"Skip, you must have lots of people you can throw a ball with.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37564,"Hey, I know a lot of things!",So I understand from the graffiti I've seen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37565,I--I was wondering--is there anything you shouldn't eat--because of jungle fever?,I could eat a raw baby crocodile. The way to get your wife back is in bed. Do such a job on her that she'll be lucky if she can crawl around on all fours. We're starving. Do you mind?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37566,I can explain if you'll just listen. Will you listen?,I can't very well leave without a pair of water wings.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37567,"Don't get too excited, Fuzzy.","Why can't we have pumpkins for Christmas, too? We don't get any good presents at Christmas, anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37568,And exactly what changes are you trying to effect?,I have this theory that we're inadvertently creating new species as a direct result of what we've done to nature.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37569,"Wow, I actually feel like less of a fat dork now.","Most Fruitful Yuki is bad ass, man. You should be proud to be the same condition.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37570,I think that's a good idea.,I think we should see the sun rise at the Canyon Trailer Park.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37571,"You better watch your mouth, man, or I'll punch your lights out.","Oh yeah? Anytime, anytime. Just go ahead and try it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37572,Not tonight. I've got that date with Brady. You know how important that is.,Well tonight is very important for your father and me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37573,Let's get outta here.,"Wait, I want to check something. Give me a hand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37574,"Yes. You see, rich people need someone to keep the crowds away. The world's full of pests. Then there's the newspapers to handle. One must know when to seek publicity - and when to avoid it.","Cedar, Cedar, Cedar and Budington. Funny, I can't think of a rhyme for Budington.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37575,"Six months, I'm out on probation, but it's cool now, baby.",I mean in show business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37576,"Tonight. When you get out, we'll go. Why didn't you tell the other detective?",This is different. This is nine hundred dollars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37577,"Okay, okay. I get the picture.","I'm sorry to go on about it. But, I don't know, there's a lesson here somewhere, and I want to make sure you get it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37578,"Now, how are you going to do that?","Right out in the car I happen to have some old overalls and a bug spraying rig. I will go to her apartment and be the pest control man. I will spray her apartment. After a few minutes you will knock on her door, drawing her attention away from me and I will then jimmy a window.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37579,"Sure they do. But outside they've got trees around them. The trees shade them from the sun. Of course, the plants enrich the soil around the trees. One of nature's symbiotic relationships.",You going to take me on a nature walk?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37580,"Sir, the list is correct.","I didn't ask you about the list, I asked you your name.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37581,"Excuse me, did you say an instant of purity? What was the instant of purity? The bodies you left behind on your bloody trail?","That's only part of it. I mean, it's a big, big, big part. But it's only the chorus, it's not the whole song.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37582,"Take it easy how mad you make me, I'm the only dad you've got.",I'm so ashamed dad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37583,"Actually, if it's all the same, I'd like to get to the precinct house a.s.a.p. Seeing how we don't have much time for this whole transition thing.","I need to start getting the feel of it all, right? Meet the people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37584,No. The school would probably contact you in the event of my expulsion.,"Well, I was just asking. It seemed plausible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37585,I thought you did on account of you kissed me the other night!,Well that was for your sculpture of the girl. Your nude in the chair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37586,We leave it where it is. Stick to the plan.,"You gotta be kidding? What the hell we need that tub for, we got fifty million bucks?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37587,That would be the reason.,So it's like you want to be secret friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37588,"It isn't worth getting a heart attack over, Lois.","You're great with the advice, Clark. Maybe you'd better take over the lovelorn column.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37589,Splendid. Now that I know you're around.,Can we get together while I'm in town? I so badly want to sit for you again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37590,Try your tricks on me and I'll turn myself back into a snake and bite you.,You and I will guard the fire.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37591,And I see what you mean. You nearly poked my eyes out.,"Exactly. Replaces the baton, gives Steve the case.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37592,"That's father, Aubrey. SEAMUS Well yes I did. Lived here my whole life.",Did you ever see a leprechaun?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37593,I think I heard about that.,Now we're working out a schedule of the outfits we're going to play this year. We all chip into a pool and make bets.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37594,Want one. They're incredible. Incredible.,"Smoke the rest of that joint, James, and you can start on the box.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37595,Will you calm down.,"Yeah, you're making us all nervous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37596,Someone wants to play with me?,I have someone for you to play Blueface with Junior.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37597,Perhaps the reason I hated Bases Loaded is that I knew your name. I'd always heard you had some talent.,That was last year. This year I'm trying to earn a living.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37598,Of course. But since he is ill I'm taking the liberty of asking you.,"Yes, that is correct. I think you should ask Mr. Rand that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37599,Old habits die hard. Are you alright?,"As well as can be expected, I guess. Give me the bad news.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37600,"Oh, that Vrykolaka business. You mustn't be too angry with him, Thea. He's an old man and now with all this trouble - the disappointment in not being able to lead his own army to victory -- cooped up here waiting for death - naturally his mind goes back to the things he believed when he was an ignorant lad in some mountain village.",He keeps asking for the name of my father and mother.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37601,"Chaplin's Modern Times! Right, Toto?","That's right, Modern Times.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37602,"Oh well, duty calls. Time to add another chapter to my work of art.","Oh gee, your journal. Could you be more queer?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37603,"Do you like scary movies, Sidney?","I like that thing you're doing with your voice, Randy. It's sexy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37604,Give dat bum a dollar for sweeping our sidewalk. What do we pay Mookie for? He don't even work. I work harder than him and I'm your own son.,Who don't work? Let's see you carry six large pies up six flights of stairs. No elevator either and shit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37605,"I'm warning you. You don't stall that bad attitude, no one's gonna recruit you.","Please, you jump in some guy's face, talk smack and you get a pat on your ass. But because I'm a female, I get told to calm down and act like a ""lady"". I'm a ballplayer, okay. A ball player.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37606,All right. The Wallaces leave at seven.,I'M baby sitting for the Doyles. It's only three houses away. We can keep each other company.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37607,"Oh, Rob. What do you want me to say?","I want you to say that you haven't, and I want it to be the truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37608,Why didn't you turn hard to port as the wind hit?,I thought we'd have a better chance if I headed into the wind so we could spill air from our sails.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37609,"I'm not interested in the company position, Mr. Shelby. I want to know your honest opinion about Sammy.",We shouldn't even be talking this way while the case is still open to appeal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37610,"You ought to be afraid, the way you fuckin' treat me!","Hey, Mr Rothstein, it'll make it a lot easier on everybody here if we just let her in the house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37611,"You actually could make breaking and entering into a new career. So, what are you doing here?",I wanted to talk to you about why I run or ride away from things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37612,Care for a smoke?,"This'll be great in my report, my mother was suspended for smoking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37613,What do they want?,They all say they wrote the John Doe letter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37614,Someone's gonna have to nurse him through this.,"Why are you staring at my breasts, Peter?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37615,"Oh, Mary . . .",Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37616,"If you really believe in God, why is it so inconceivable that his enemy is just as real?","Maya, for the last time, I will not tolerate these obsessions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37617,"Because I am holding all the western territories hostage, Mr. West! A town a day will disappear! Willard was merely a test run, a stroll in the park. Next, I level all of Albuquerque! Yes, that's right. Only yesterday I learned what you undoubtedly already know: your own President will be there. What an added bonus! The gods are shining on me! After tomorrow every American citizen will rise up and demand I be given back my humble little empire!","So, I'm the only one here who can tell the difference between an Emperor and a murderer?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37618,Then THEY hand me Sollozzo.,"Come ON Sonny, your father wouldn't want to hear this. This is not a personal thing, this is Business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37619,Hold on a second!,"Look at this, it's so lean and clean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37620,"Okay, great. Well, now he's crying. Are you guys happy?","Oh, shut up, Tim. This isn't funny, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37621,"Vampires, my friend. Vampires.",I thought they'd be in coffins.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37622,This one has a special meaning.,It's your car but I don't want to hear it. If that means anything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37623,"Oh, Ted I'm so sorry to hear that.","No, it was a good thing. I mean, good in that it was very quick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37624,"Yeah, the skipper always was lucky.","Looks like I'm headed for the planet, Talby. Going right toward it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37625,"Have you looked outside? Jellyfish. Everywhere. I hate jellyfish. Harry, what happened in the cafeteria?",Don't do this. Don't psychoanalyze me. I hate squid. Period. Just like you hate jellyfish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37626,"Way I figure, everything our parents tell us is part true and part total B.S. And our whole job is figuring out for ourselves which is which.","My momma says every house is two houses. Every street, two streets. There's a whole city, a whole world, kinda beside, on top, just below this one. The city of the dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37627,They will have the life that you and I might have had.,There. Now you look like someone I might want to marry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37628,How do you do that?,Just incorporate the Valley into the city so the water goes to L.A. after all. It's very simple.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37629,Aren't they gonna wonder were you've been?,"I was supposed to wait for the cop to kill you and then kill the cop. They'll believe me. I've been lying for so long, one more time won't hurt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37630,"I'm looking for someone. Jade Fox. I'm a police inspector from Shaan Xi, Gen Su district. Jade Fox is a master criminal. I hear she infiltrated the Yus. She must have come with them when they transferred here. But with Yu's reputation, I can't just go in and accuse her.",This Jade Fox is a woman?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37631,-- and it's gonna be a hot time in the cold town tonight.,You almost sound enthusiastic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37632,"Now cut that out, girls-none of that rough talk. They went to a conservatory.",How about that talent? This is like falling into a tub of butter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37633,I'm sorry. How was your evening?,Tom-Tom's puncture wound is infected.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37634,"If you'll just tell me the title of your rental choice, I'll have him hold it for you.",Don't hurt yourself. I'm going to Big Choice Video instead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37635,"If you're worried about the President, call and warn him about the Space Shuttle.",Right. Sit up so I can see you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37636,I find that unlikely.,"Okay, my hair is brittle, my skin is dry and I don't care. I'd weather blizzards to have you. You're the most perfect man I've ever known.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37637,"What about now, is there anything you can help me out with?","I know they get Pentangeli, that's all I know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37638,"Part of Doucet's cerebellum, a portion called the vermis is under- developed. This area rates response to outside stimuli. Com- pare it to that of a normal law- abiding citizen. It could be why he kills.",Great. My partner's Marcus Welby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37639,"Look, I'll call you, okay?",So what's my share of the dress?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37640,"Really? But, Maxine, can of worms! End of the world! Illusory nature of existence!","I'll protect you, Dollface.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37641,"Mmmm. Well, it was a piece of luck running into you, Duane. I thought I was gonna have to take Wesley out and hose him down. All he talks about is those Japanese gals.","I like 'em small. When you're inside a little Asian chick, it's like your dick is the axle that holds her body together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37642,That is our job.,Well your people are getting in the way of my job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37643,"You gotta calm down, Paden. Everything will be put straight in a few days.",I saw how you're putting Mal Johnson straight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37644,"I'm not your boy, Jake. I don't like you, and I don't like what you are. I got no choice but to do business with you. This is just a nasty little marriage of convenience.","Don't say that. I had a marriage of convenience with Grace, and look where that's lead. Well, looks like we got ourselves a pact.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37645,"How is your tea, John?",It's very good. I'm enjoying my visit with you very much. It's so very kind of you to have me as a guest in your home. I'm sorry I made a spectacle of myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37646,"Is that what you call it? ""Real""?",At least it beats living in a lab like somebody's science project.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37647,Don't try to stop me!,But that's not a door. The door's over there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37648,What were You doing there? You never told me you were singing with an R and B group.,Hey. I guess there's a lot of things we don't know about each other.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37649,"I know, I know, a Warrior. You're very annoying..Now tell me how to defuse the bomb you've set..","Will you please stop fighting? Just let those people die so we can get on with our new lives together! Trust me, one day we'll look back on this day and laugh. You got to admit, it's a lot more fun to be the villain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37650,And what'd you do to those bodyguards? They quit this morning. Said you locked them up.,"Oh, they insisted on following me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37651,One night only. She's buried in the morning.,You've gotta watch the store. I have to go to this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37652,"Jesus, if I pick them up, will they stay in one piece? Where did you get them from?","I got contacts. Listen Tom, if you pointed them at me I'd shit myself or do whatever you said to do. Either way you still get the desired effect.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37653,"That is sick, man.","So, you were bored? Is that how this blessed miracle came to be?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37654,"No, I'm not much of a dancer.","Besides, Daddy's still trying to figure out how to get his new television set working.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37655,Mind letting me make the best of a rotten situation?,Just sitting here listening to her voice does it to me all over again. No harm admitting I fell in love with the sound of you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37656,How much you wanna bet?,You want to bet on whether you won your bet? This is getting sick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37657,"What about you, Buddy?","Well, I was hoping to get my balls licked.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37658,Oh that's right. Those poor poor people. God Ben Damon was such a hottie.,And that CICI chick wasn't that bad either but I'm really concerned about my safety now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37659,"As a matter of fact, it is.",Remember the bowling ball bag Sid carried with him in virtual reality?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37660,"Oh, it's a fire hydrant.",Yes. It's Asta's Christmas present.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37661,"What? Oh, come on, I didn't use one of the good towels.","Caesar, I'm serious. This is too much. I have to get out of here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37662,I'll eat when I'm good and ready.,"Kind of feeling your oats this morning. I haven't laid a hand on you for quite a while, but that doesn't mean you're too old.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37663,Who else would I be talking to? And take that thing off!,"Well, then forget all this stern dad stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37664,A daisy for the lady.,The lady knows this is a dandelion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37665,Good luck with the fund raising.,"It was never easy, but before Jurassic Park, you could find money. Somewhere. Now fossils are out. Everyone wants to see a real live dinosaur.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37666,"Oh, Phillip. This cannot be good.","I know, Terrance. This is quite the shitstorm we've found ourselves in this time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37667,"Yah, how much money was that?","Three hundred and twenty thousand dollars. See, I gotta correlate that money with the cars it's being lent on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37668,"If you're taking people, take me. But my kids aren't going anywhere with you.","Sorry, I need everybody.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37669,"I did not want to upset you. It was tragic. I did everything I could for him. I ordered him positioned in a spot of complete safety, far from the fighting. But he disregarded my wishes and charged into danger.",I will order a Mass for his soul. It will guarantee his place in Heaven.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37670,Where the hell is he? An hour and a half late. An hour and a half!,This is great! They're going to start eating each other out there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37671,What's she doing in California?,It's for that piece she's doing on women and competition. She's off to the Women's Western Golf Classic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37672,Of course I can. I have a note from mother.,You're shaking. Are you nervous?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37673,"Oh, yeah. Damn. My watch is busted.","Hey, Rookie. Be cool. Just stay with me. This is what we do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37674,There was a body! I swear it!,"Julie, you said you were tired. Waybe you were dreaming.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37675,To stop the killing. To stop the vampires.,"Let me get this straight. You're like, this greasy bum, and I have to go to the graveyard with you 'cause I'm chosen, and there's vampires.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37676,That's just the way we like it.,"Grandpa, the Widow Johnson called. She said to pick her up a seven instead of eight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37677,"Don't give up, Parker. Not ever.",You know those cheesy Christmas cards of your family under that tree in your back yard you keep sending me every year?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37678,Did you see a lawyer and go before a judge?,"Yeah. I tell you, they're one big happy family over there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37679,"Where are you, anyway?","I'm somewhere, thinking of you. And meatballs. And you know what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37680,You keep saying that.,"Kim has all this stuff to do, I hardly see her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37681,"Welcome, Mr. Kane, to the ""Enquirer."" I am Herbert Carter.","Thank you, Mr Carter. This is Mr. Leland.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37682,"Well, of course not! I know how dangerous this is. But I would trust Mister Hebbing with anything. Wouldn't I, darling?","Well, I'll have to take your word for it, Mary Beth. Here's your money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37683,"Did an exploratory and according to them, she needed an overhaul.","Well, I could use one, especially if I'm pregnant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37684,You know what? I don't think I care for your rationale.,"It's going to have to do for now, considering that it's my car that's up for request. Can I help you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37685,Taking you for granite?,"That isn't granite. If that fell on me, it wouldn't hurt at all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37686,Exactly. You're changing. You're becoming something extraordinarily powerful.,"Ooh, another embarrassment for the teabag, while the chosen one is still well under par.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37687,"Remember the time we had a spaghetti party, and while I was serving the spaghetti I dropped it on the floor, and while those mugs weren't looking, I picked it up and served it to them anyway! Remember that? Yes, Anne would love that.",Do you think your wife would walk up three flights of stairs just to eat out of paper plates?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37688,"Watch it, dipshit. You wanna rip the fuckin' bag?",Gimme that bag before I knock you out and take it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37689,"Yeah, they're full of great ideas.","I just stopped your heart for five seconds. It felt like an eternity, didn't it? Did you know that you can stop the human heart for up to ten minutes before the onset of brain damage?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37690,How do you know? Did you take his temperature?,"You watch that smart-mouthing, young lady.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37691,"You're an easy man to track, Ray. Ya walk like a penguin with a hard-on.",Is that right? What are the trees saying today?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37692,"Ya know, ever since I met you, my luck has been for crap.","Yes, I know, I do that to people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37693,"I'm almost done making it. Alright Ben -- you deal with the tardy, you write yourself a note, your daddy told you he had an important case this morning and he had to leave early and we were AAAAGGGGHHHH!",Oh my God. That is so not funny. You're late. You're really late. Now get out here and have some cereal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37694,"Guy Perkins and his amazing Lemmings. They push your car out of its space, hide it, then watch while you look for it. We've taken to chaining ours together for safety. I'm Aldys.",I'm Josie. Aldys is an interesting name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37695,"Well it fucking should be, shouldn't it?",I knew this would happen. What are you going to do Rob?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37696,"The moon is too round of face, methinks.",The sight of you makes flowers seem like dross. All the heavenly angels must envy your grace.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37697,What are you talking about?,You think you're special because you get to play Picture Pages up there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37698,"Really, wow, so it's really a real thing.","Yeah, it's a tree. I used to play there all the time. But, you can't find it without me. Outsider can't find no deadwood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37699,"God, I can't do this.",Maybe because we're not supposed to be having sex with bananas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37700,I haven't made up my mind.,"Paula, how far would you go to catch Zack?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37701,How have you been feeling?,"Okay, but I'm worried about the next PMS bout. It's gotten worse. I'm not myself during it. I get bloated, irritable, my breasts get huge, my nails turn into claws, my teeth get sharper and I have more facial and body hair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37702,"Martin hates boats. Hates the water. On the ferry to the mainland, he sits in the car the whole way over. He's got this childhood thing, there's a clinical word for it.","Drowning. Lemme ask you something. Is it true most attacks take place in three feet of water, around 10 feet from the beach?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37703,Are those the only two possibilities? You wanna French fry?,OK. One last thing. Is there any anger in you? Any anger in your work?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37704,You've got a point there.,"Now, we'll walk over so there's no license plates and you give me at least three minutes. I can stall if it's more, but I need time to find a good window, alright?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37705,"Poor Freud, turning in his grave.","Seriously, it's like we're being reborn. We really could reinvent ourselves here, just like you said. Nobody knows about your massive humiliation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37706,Why don't you bring it out here? It's beautiful out here.,"I know what you are thinking. I'm not going to disappear, okay? I'm not going anywhere, just down there, to that beautiful beach. I got to get out of this room, just for a little while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37707,Come here. I want to show you something.,"And on top of her political activities, now she's got a lawyer. She wants out of her contract, Mr. Bebe. She says she's through with motion pictures.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37708,When did you decide you were going to do Bleeker?,"Like, a year ago, in Spanish class.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37709,"She deserves every penny. They pay great athletes a fortune. Well, Marylin Rexroth is an athlete at the peak of her power.",Get me Marylin Rexroth Doyle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37710,Double homicide. A year ago. Las Halloween.,"My mom works over there. I'm waiting for her, but she's probably with him, right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37711,"How to die, mostly.",Can you believe in our little mix you're the good roommate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37712,Why did you have to come to Casablanca? There are other places.,"I wouldn't have come if I had known that you were here. Believe me, Rick, it's true. I didn't know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37713,One of my informants spotted him -- right here in the city.,"I just asked you about making love to your wife, and you started talking about your job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37714,What if it encourages the Tooth Fairy to do something besides write?,We will feel sick for a very long time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37715,Not by the thousands.,"No, I gotta admit this is peculiar. Did you have a light burning or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37716,Nine months? What difference does that make?,Good luck. You're going to use up all your help vouchers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37717,But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.,And our World will do the Time Warp again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37718,"Dano, shouldn't we stop and help your mother?","Blow me. Yellow means go, Kimmy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37719,"Well, that's fine. Then you are not insinuating that I am avoiding questions. And I am not insinuating that you won't let me examine this report.",I was only asking if you are related to the Lavals of Marseilles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37720,Not at all. Lot of potatoes!,It's for Shelly's famous potato salad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37721,But I wanna write about her.,"You're crazy, what was her big achievement? Did she invent gravity?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37722,"Once in a while, steamed dumplings. But only when she was drunk.","That's rough, man. If I don't get steamed dumplings once a week, I go crazy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37723,S'okay. I know you still love me.,Where were you Mom? Did you meet a guy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37724,You'll live like this forever. Alone. You were meant to help. To be with people. Not like this.,"So, Relic, you want to open Pandora's box, do you? See all the mysteries exposed?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37725,"No, no seriously! There's a study done on this, you walk this way, the muggers are gonna single you out.","And die laughing, because you're walking so stupid!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37726,Still wants to move out?,He's been living out of moving boxes for three months.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37727,"Are you related to the deceased, Mr. Chance?","No, I don't think so. And I have planted and shaped all the hedges, and in the springtime you will be able to see my flowers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37728,He buys and sells the world.,Peter Webber! Right. Quite the spotlight on that guy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37729,It's not like I'm miles away.,Unless you're out renting videos at other video stores.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37730,A wonderful idea! Radio or records?,Not radio. Let's have music that's just for ourselves.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37731,What do you think?,I think you just like to eat dirt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37732,"You have to remember, we-we-we didn't agree on one thing.","But you have to remember while you're reading and you're cursing my name, you know, that this is my first script. Well, it's not my first script.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37733,"Was an instant of purity worth a lifetime lie? Yeah, it was.","Excuse me, did you say an instant of purity? What was the instant of purity? The bodies you left behind on your bloody trail?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37734,What the fuck is going on?,"Something real bad has happened and I can't tell you what, just that it's bad and I did it and I can't undo it. Can you help me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37735,And I was standing over there rusting for the longest time.,"Still, I wish I could remember. But, I guess it doesn't matter anyway. We know each other now, don't we?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37736,Away from your crazy Mom.,"The Ottos always waited for the bus with Bear. They were the only parents who did that, together like that. I guess they're what you might call hippies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37737,"You know, it must need to have had its leading from one thought to another. You know what I'm talking about?",He's screaming his opinions in my ear.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37738,You must get away. Before I cut. I'm not cutting if you're here. He's struggling. He's going to topple over if he cuts.,"Actually, you can't cut, can you? You'll fall over. Give me the pliers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37739,'How I Did It.' Good title!,Funny it should just be lying out here on the table. I wonder what kind of dribble this is?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37740,"Not true, sir. It was only a slight tolchock. She was breathing, I swear it.",I've just come back from the hospital. Your victim has died.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37741,"Ah hell we can always do that. Listen believe me, once we get to the moon, your tone is going to change.",How is it going to be different from this? Go see some boring footprint under glass?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37742,You should be more careful.,"It's very nice of you to help me. That package is kind of heavy, and it's so hot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37743,We'll put pink ribbons on the bedbugs.,"The Kommandant also sends you clean blankets. He wants every man to have a new, clean blanket.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37744,"General Jack D. Ripper, sir.",I want to talk to General Ripper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37745,"Well, you are his grandfather. He is supposed to spend some time with you. You're supposed to show him those woodsy things and this and that.",Junior spends time with his child.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37746,Do we have to talk about this?,"I think in the spirit of group therapy, it's beneficial for each of us to open ourselves up to the others.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37747,"I'm sorry to go on about it. But, I don't know, there's a lesson here somewhere, and I want to make sure you get it.","I got it. You like Sting but you don't like Gram Parsons, because you've never heard of him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37748,"What do you mean, your bracelet? It's our bracelet.",All right. What happened to our bracelet?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37749,"You're in trouble, aren't you Buzz? You're doing something dangerous in that alley.","Millie, I know what I'm doing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37750,On top of the peak.,It looks like a winding route.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37751,"I know what it's like to see ghosts that don't Go away. To be watching a scary movie in your head, whether you want to or not, watching it alone.","Ghosts are tough, you can't shoot ghosts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37752,"If we would walk out so soon, it would only call attention to us. Perhaps Ugarte's in some other part of the cafe.","Excuse me, but you look like a couple who are on their way to America.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37753,gives her a sympathetic look.,"I know it's hard for you being in here, but it is for the good of your health.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37754,I need to know that.,You keep running that mouth I'm gonna take you in the back and screw you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37755,"Well if you're in such a rush darling, why don't you lead the way?","Ok toots, I will.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37756,I think this river wants to take us home fast. I'm practically goin' in reverse.,"Well, get in there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37757,I'll take the camels.,I don't need camels.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37758,Do you like them?,"Yeah, they're great. Sporty. They're really sporty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37759,"Oh. Very well, then. Would you, as the initiating party, like to begin?",Unless you would like to claim aggrieved status.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37760,Go back to their apartment with them and treat her for second-degree burns. It'll have to do for now. What's your number? The number of your apartment?,We live in 703.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37761,Do me this favor just once. Use the ponds.,"Dad, the ponds are for old ladies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37762,"An empty wagon makes a lot of noise and you, tappy head, you ain't worth the salt you put in greens.","Speaking of tappy heads, we ought to have an old fashion fish fry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37763,What are you doing here?,I bought a ticket. I've come to see the film.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37764,"Yeah, this is better than rape.","Cactus, sometimes you don't deserve to wear our logo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37765,You need to leave.,"I know everything about you, Diana.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37766,What what? What advantages?,You said there are advantages to being single. I want to know what the advantages are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37767,Don't be sorry. You're not taking it.,"I need this, Roy. I can't run without money, and if I can't run I'm dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37768,That wouldn't be the cigarettes you took us for last night?,What was I going to do with them? I only smoke cigars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37769,I've got news for you. It's not working.,I smoke more these days. I smoke more when I'm unhappy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37770,"Yes, do you think he would like a raise and a new position ?","Sir, this is not like firing any employee. We can't predict what will happen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37771,"Now, that's American music.","Yes, I know this song.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37772,"Doesn't threaten me, honey. I'm happy.",I'm happy too and we want you to be happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37773,Hard to imagine you in Boy Scouts.,This clear layer in glycerin. We'll mix it back in when we make the soap.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37774,Tell me a joke funny man. Hee Hee.,"I caught your show down at the velvet room at the Holiday Inn, loved it when you busted into Viva Las Vegas.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37775,Stan? What's going on?,The guy we're doing? He's disappeared from the map. I can't find him anywhere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37776,That's even a greater honor.,I bring you the greetings of my President and the good will of my people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37777,I may have said something like that. But that's not how I feel at this moment.,"Okay, Mr. Laird. Explain this to me like I'm a four year old: Did Andrew Beckett win your lawsuit for you or not?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37778,"You might want to think real hard about the amount, too. My kids are sitting in the God damn parking lot right now, cause I still don't make enough to afford good child care. Makes me think about looking around for a job where I'm appreciated, for shit's sake.",Can I play roller hockey?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37779,They've been on to you all along. Knew you had a big job going.,You gave them the eight billion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37780,Would you be in a hurry to go to prison for the rest of your life?,I'd be trying to get the best deal that I could.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37781,Having two pints in the Rock.,"Having a pint in the Metro, and Dil's having a margarita.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37782,"Well, maybe you missed something?","Oh yeah, that's a possibility.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37783,Where's housekeeping? They won't pick up.,"Sir, no one wants to work. They say the boss has left.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37784,"No, really, we mustn't get discouraged.",Hannah will invite some men over who don't look like Ichabod Crane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37785,"Yeah, and you keep not answerin', too.",I like a place with lots of life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37786,Missy Dandridge. And she says it's a operation!,"Honey, Church will be fine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37787,"Geez, this Art Treasures Room looks like a burnt diaphragm.","Hey, don't take your disguise so seriously.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37788,Come on. Frozen. How much are they?,"Frozen, they're six-thirty a dozen in the three pound box.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37789,"I didn't. I got a job, too. I wonder if that hurt her, my not letting her sacrifice for me? Some people are so willing to suffer for you that they suffer more if you don't let them.",She was willing to lick the stamps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37790,Happy as can be. In the old groove.,So you're going to be a grandfather.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37791,"Well, what are you then?","I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37792,"Holy shit, I'm a freak.","You are not Frida, we all have a little hair there. I didn't even notice till you showed me. We can bleach that, it's no big deal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37793,Unbelievable. This is a nightmare.,"Diane, you owe it to yourself to get on that plane with no attachments, no strings, because after you get over there, things are going to change. People change.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37794,"Pino, no joke. C'mon, answer.",It's Prince. He's a Prince freak.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37795,Really? I was looking at some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division -- do you know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year?,That makes me feel just terrible.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37796,And that's why he thinks they're Godly?,He said he knew it when he looked into their eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37797,Who told you that?,Mrs. Lutz. She also told me that Mr. Lutz goes to a medium to try and contact great Grandmasters in the spirit world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37798,"Well, well. That takes it out of the rumor class, doesn't it?","We admit nothing. However, I have a little statement all prepared.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37799,"Oh, I'm so happy you said that because I wanted to show you my paintings. This is the ""Rape of Rome"" and, of course, there in the corner is quite a graphic depiction of Leda and the Swan.","A self-portrait. But over here is my favorite. It's titled ""Rainbow with Egg Underneath and an Elephant."" Do you like it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37800,Just wanted to let you know.,I like Mary. I like when she comes to visit. I just don't think she likes me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37801,Didn't you see the lovebirds?,You came all the way up here to bring me those birds?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37802,What's it to you?,Them was nickel apiece candy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37803,She looks like a freak.,"Stick her in the front, if you want to pick her up so bad. She's soaked.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37804,Do I go right away or do I have time to take a bath?,"I was hoping for a kind word, little sister.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37805,I can't let him go alone. It's suicide!,"Yes, of course, your brother is a problem. It was to be expected.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37806,Why? Here is the music. It's here. I am submitting it humbly. Isn't that what you wanted?,I have just come from the palace. The post has been filled.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37807,"Oh, Nathan, let's have a baby!","So anyway, that's the nightmare I've been having lately.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37808,He's not that bad of a guy ..?,Got a handshake like a partially excited penis.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37809,"Talby, Talby, can you read me?",Can you beat that? I always knew Talby was weird.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37810,"I'm giving her a very high-class party. It ain't like a rehearsal, she don't have to be late.",As soon as the peasants stop pawing her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37811,I was talking to the cat.,"Oh, yeah, I forgot.You still prefer your cat to the real thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37812,"They fill seven floors. We have the largest collection of mammals and dinosaurs in the world. Just to give you an idea, there are more than three million insects specimens. Not to mention amphibians, reptiles, birds, anthropological artifacts, meteorites, minerals and gems. Only about five percent of the museum collection is actually on display.",This place is a maze.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37813,I need to know where Tyler is. Can't you help me?,"Sir, you're disturbing the other patrons with your laudish behavior.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37814,"I can see that. But forget it. Stick to tennis, or whatever you're good at. Miniature golf. Here, your number's 37.","Well, I'm just gonna go back out there till I catch on to it or break my neck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37815,Where are you going?,"Piddle. She smiles and looks for the bathroom. She finds it and is going to go in when she sees the head of a man in the bath, walkman on. She withholds a shout and gets against the wall, without moving. She doesn't dare passing before the open door again to join Leon. In the living room, Leon still thinks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37816,You're still with us though. You're somewhere on the face of the earth?,"Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37817,That low passed through last night. May be a little bumpy out there.,It's time these boys saw some real blue water.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37818,What do you want me to do?,This is humiliating. We're being ejected from a prom!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37819,That's really strange. What does it mean?,One of his Daddy's Bible lessons I imagine. Y'all pull up a chair. I'll go out and talk to him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37820,I know. You're an actress with a great flair for shrimp puffs.,"Uh, no, the shrimp puffs are Holly's. I do the, uh, crêpes caviar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37821,Yes. I might not have been shot.,We were looking for this bird.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37822,Why would you lose me?,The book is almost finished. Your legs are getting better. Soon you'll be able to walk. You'll be wanting to leave.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37823,"You want me to be nice to him for no apparent reason whatsoever, buy him clothing he'll never wear, and for just one day of the year pretend to forgive him for all the horrible things he did to me as a young boy when my mommy wasn't looking?","No dipshit, I want you to kill him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37824,"I feel like I NEED YOU DAD'S permission just to kiss you. Jody, it's time to assert yourself To be a big girl. An individual. I'm going to this party tonight. Jimmy's my ride. Come over to my house after school. We'll go together.",I have to go home after school. I have something really important I have to ask my mom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37825,"Very possibly. Come on, say yes. I'll buy you a shirt.","Go to transportation, get a ticket.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37826,NOTHING. NOTHING HAPPEND. GO AWAY.,"Don't tell me to go away, Stanley. I am the Co-ordinator in this show and you will answer the questions that I ask, you understand?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37827,"Sure, Claude, whatever you say.","We lost yesterday on accounta the rain. That means we gotta make up for it today, so put your backs to it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37828,Don't you think I have any feelings? What am I? A bowl of fruit? A tangerine that peels in a minute?,"I beg your pardon! I turn myself inside out to help you and now I'm a heavy. Here's your shoe, there's your coat, that's the door!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37829,"Well, yes -- usually -- I'd just changed to go home -- but I thought I'd just deal with this final call.",Oh great. Could you do me a favour and try to get us some really cold water up here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37830,"All right, wise guy. Go ahead. Spill it.","Jim, there's a little hokey-pokey wax museum opening up down on 14th Street.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37831,"Alright I'm here, now show your face so we can finish this.",It's good to see you again Sidney. I was growing real impatient. Go ahead. Explore. I'll catch up with you later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37832,"Yeah, you're in luck there's two of them, the other's in there.","Later Mate, right now I've got to do the locks on these doors so we don't have to climb through that bloody window every time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37833,"It took you, what, seven hours to buy a pair of shoes?",I saw Karen Sisco.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37834,You get a chance to use it?,I felt a lot safer having it. My milk went bad when I was in jail.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37835,I'll just stay out of this conversation until you come out and tell me why you've disrupted me at work.,You and your wife were playing a game shortly before you got into that car accident weren't you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37836,"So, what, you guinea pig sick people to find out?",The three of you weren't regular patients. You were criminals that ended up at Alpine Grove.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37837,"Hold on there - I don't want this pomade, I want Dapper Dan.",I don't carry Dapper Dan. I carry Fop.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37838,THAT's the truck that's going to kill everyone!,"Alright miss, calm down. I just need this lane open. I need you to pull your vehicle onto the shoulder!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37839,You're a fag or a liar.,"I mean, I am really attracted to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37840,"Gee, this is a surprise, Mr. Gittes.",Call me Jake. How is everything?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37841,"Oh, I'm running late. Shelly'll be here any minute.","Oh she's picking you up, good you're on the right track.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37842,What is Mac out?,Follow me my Asian brother.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37843,"Between you and me, Madam, today the number two.","Thank you, Spiro. Shirley, what are you going to have?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37844,You could sell your Beamer.,I don't know. I hope Craig got a good idea. We gotta ask him when he comes out. Let's go and clean up before Pinky gets here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37845,"Where is my rascal, Lazlo?",I will let down the steps for your honor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37846,"Well, the public attention it would attract. And we have no place for you there to be safe, we're not law enforcement officials, and many things are at stake in this affair, Mr. Ruby.","But if I am eliminated there won't be any way of knowing. Consequently a whole new form of government is going to take over this country, and I know I won't live to see you another time. My life is in danger here. Do I sound screwy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37847,"Confidentially, I even paratrooped wearing a brassiere and panties. I'll tell ya, I wasn't scared of being killed, but I was terrified of getting wounded, and having the medics discover my secret.",And this is why you think you're the most qualified to make my movie?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37848,I haven't the slightest idea.,"Rick is completely neutral about everything. And that takes in the field of women, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37849,"Here you go, enjoy.",I hope this was made with egg whites!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37850,Enough to kill Nekhorvich and two hundred innocent passengers?,Sean feels he hasn't done the job unless he leaves a lot of hats on the ground.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37851,You do know me. You helped me once.,"That would be totally out of character. Helping people is against my principles. See, he definitely doesn't know me. Now, I'm going to go back and listen to my father's very eloquent discourse on the perils of science WHILE YOU TORTURE THIS INTRUDER TO DEATH.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37852,"On the nose. I tell you what, because you're so cute, I'll take care of our incidentals.",How does it feel to get that much money just for being you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37853,Ow! Cut it out Butt-Head.,"Huh huh. Get out of the way, Beavis, I wanna sit by the window. Huh huh.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37854,"My momma says every house is two houses. Every street, two streets. There's a whole city, a whole world, kinda beside, on top, just below this one. The city of the dead.","Like right now, there's actually like hordes of dead people shambling around us? Fingers rotting off?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37855,Then come with me.,I'll always go back to that church. Look at my painting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37856,Respond with static. Let them think we're having difficulty. Which wouldn't be far from the truth.,"Paradise City, can you boost your power? We're barely receiving transmission.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37857,You can do anything you want. Hop in.,I'm so proud of you and all the guys. Want some more soup?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37858,"Please try to understand, Terence. I've already made up my mind.",So they're trying to kill you and your baby. Don't tell me. Your name also happens to be Rosemary.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37859,You've heard of U.S.T.?,I just went there for a job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37860,And the carrying charges?,Naturally there will be a few incidental expenses. That is the proposition I have for whoever has those letters.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37861,"I was born jaundiced. Once I sat on a toilet seat at a Truck stop and caught hemorrhoids. And i've learned to live with this chicken Bone that's been lodged in my throat for the past three years, so I knew Dad would be devastated when he learned of my latest affliction. Dad, I don't wanna upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It can only mean one thing. Cancer. I'm dying.","O.K. Sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37862,Tax-free booze. It's about all you can say for army life.,Where you from with that crazy way of talking?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37863,"No, leave one. Somebody's grandmother might want one.","And while you're at it, I'll take ten dozen of those puppies with the springy heads.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37864,You must have some idea about him.,"When we spoke on the phone, did you know I was blonde?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37865,"What are you talking about? You should get a fucking Academy Award for the Shill work you do. We got it down cold, Al. You don't want to jinx it by changing something up, do you?",I'm gonna go get eggrolls. Anyone want eggrolls?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37866,"No, we're terrorists, stay back or we'll blow.","We're a bit busy at the moment, I'll give you a statement in a few minutes if we're still alive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37867,"Here give me the flowers, I'll do something with them. Thank you. Now you better go. Maybe I'll see you down at the secret place one day in a week or two or something. I have a boyfriend now you know. And we're pretty serious. He gave me a ring.",Can you go there with us now? Me and Karl. We could just hang out. Karl has some cool books.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37868,What'd he look like?,He's not the problem. It's the van in the back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37869,Where'd you come from?,I don't know. He just appeared as magic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37870,"Your boy is very lucky, Mr. Kramer. One inch over and it would have caught the eye.",But I'm going to have to take some stitches.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37871,Sure. You make art and you want people to see it.,"Wait, what happened to the tree?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37872,"Claude, man, I'm serious. Give me those keys.",I ain't spending a month in the hole so you can take a joy ride.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37873,"They're sitting in the dark, goofing on the Christmas tree.",Stand there with your camera. I'll stop here so you get Grauman's Chinese in the backgrouns.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37874,"Still, you really don't believe it, do you?","Not really. Though, it is strange when you think about it. It didn't really make any sense to keep us apart during training.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37875,"I think they're all in Italian, but I'll look, yes. What about your own book?","My book? The Herodotus? Yes, we can read him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37876,What? How long have you been standing there?,Did you have to buy new hair dye or did you still have some left over from eighth grade?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37877,All right. Let me out.,"You know, New Hell really only needs one new Satan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37878,"Listen. Have I got a proposition for you, Superman. I mean I owe you one, you know? Now don't say yes or no till you hear me out . . .","Which one would you like to join, Luthor? Pick a hole.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37879,Teach both of them a lesson in cooperation and self-discipline.,"If this is a first step in kicking me off the case, just tell me, to my face, sir, don't waste time being diplomatic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37880,He must be on his way to pee out a fire.,"Hey, look. Ice cream.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37881,You said it was in the rolltop desk!,I said I thought it was in the rolltop desk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37882,Goldmouth? They say he was born out back behind the shithouse. That's what they say.,You all been here a long time. Doesn't anybody ever escape from this place?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37883,"If we leave the remembering to historians then the struggle is already lost. Everyone must have a memory, everyone needs to be a historian. In this country, for example, we're in danger of losing hard-won freedoms by dozing off in a perpetual present.",Here I am lecturing you. Have some pâté.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37884,Ned! Now look at what you done! Are you all right?,I think I burned my gun hand!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37885,"I love Rosebud, I am wild about Rosebud. I just hope she doesn't turn out to be a hidden hotcha character, that's all. We have growing children in the house.","Hotcha character. If I had to live with your cynicism, I wouldn't want to live at all. What you can't understand is that the creative forces of the universe are positive, not negative.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37886,Without the Mask it doesn't matter.,So the Mask is part of the down payment too. Must be a really big job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37887,"That's okay. Listen, give me your hand.","Okay, that's not so bad, ah Tim?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37888,How the hell am I gonna do that?,"Listen to me, very carefully, take your wallet out, just touch it on the corners.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37889,Get down -- where?,"Right here, why not? I prayed in saloons, I prayed in the street, I prayed an the toilet. He don't care where, what He wants is that prayer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37890,Is that supposed to comfort me?,"I was just saying, you know? I didn't get paranoid when you didn't want to make love. I could have easily assumed that you didn't want to because you were having an affair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37891,He's gone. Don't worry. His name is Welch. He don't come in to my place no more.,Oh - Welch. That's what I get for praying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37892,I wasn't running out on you. When I got over there-- made my plans--I'd have sent for you.,Then why the sudden exit without even telling me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37893,"Hello, sir. Marge, you should have waited, didn't Peter tell you I'd come by and pick you up?",Marge has been telling us about the rings.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37894,"""Myers"", huh? You have a first name??",Try not to stare. He hates when people stare.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37895,"Icarus, please! This is important!","Look at me, Icarus! Look at my body. I've done everything, changed anything you asked me to. 'We will always love most that which we create.' Is that still true?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37896,They are the same.,Do you live in a house back in wherever.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37897,"I don't like it, I don't like it one bit. We shoulda taken that car when we had the opportunity. We'd be half way to New York by now.","We'd be in the hole by now. Hey, man, you're peeing on my shoe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37898,We should have driven.,Not with the wine list these people have. We don't want to hold back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37899,Will you give Mom a break?,"Grandpa does not own a T.V. Have you noticed? There's no T.V. Santa Carla has no malls, no Cineplexes and now I won't even have MTV. I will not know anything hip happening anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37900,"Amanda, I told you to go to the infirmary and lie down. You never listen.","No Josh, I don't take orders. Not from you and not from any man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37901,"Oh yes, indeed. Top flight.","Scott, genius cameraman, Roger, magician with sound. Unruly Julie, I could sooner do without my arm than Unruly Julie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37902,"Listen Sarah, I think I know what's going on ok. I went to the waxwork today.I met this man.",Oh that explains everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37903,It's just a stupid cat.,Then bring us back its tail and whiskers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37904,Tell me more about yourself.,"Well, I guess I've told you almost everything there is to tell. My folks live in a small town near Hartford. I'm down here alone trying to make a living. Oh, I'm really just a nobody.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37905,Thought it was my week for that.,I needed to think. It was either this or the weather channel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37906,Maybe I don't want you to.,"Maybe, but if you didn't I think you would have kept on walking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37907,"On the salary he pays me, I can't make my rent without it.",Here's the story on that East 19th Street murder spree. Page one with a banner headline seems about right to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37908,Stop it. This is your pain -- your burning hand. It's right here. Look at it.,I was going to my cave to find my power animal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37909,"Ain't over yet. Night is part of day; separate, but equal. Night is when you let your guard down; when you see things in the shadows and hear things in the dark.","Difference between you and me, old man, is I see the glass half full, you see it half empty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37910,"He hasn't done Bundy. He's done every one of the others, hasn't he? If there are three dead Chi Omega college girls tomorrow, how will you feel? Go there. See if there could be any way for him to escape.",This has been the worst 48 hours of my life. I'm going home. I'm going to try to get drunk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37911,You really think so?,"See, I can't do it. I came out of the desert.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37912,"Oh, the Chronicle would consider it dirt cheap.","Packs everything, including a gun. Okay, sister, you've got yourself a deal. Now let's take a look at the candidates. The one we pick has gotta be the typical average man. Typical American that can keep his mouth shut.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37913,To talk to you.,Which means the video store is ostensibly closed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37914,"The whole world's a jungle, huh, Mayo? Dog eat dog down to the last one, right?","You got it, Sweet Pea. Nice boonies, Seeger.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37915,"Yes. It's OK, Lynn. These are our friends.","Hey, would you look at this crazy car? Everybody has their own radio. What do you think of that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37916,"Are you a carpenter, Mr. Rieper? HERBERT shakes his head.",I work at Dennis Brothers Fish Supply.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37917,You're absolutely right. And I had to come all the way to a pigeon house in Shangri-La to find the only other person in the world who knew it. May I congratulate you?,I really only brought you here to show you my pigeons!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37918,Ain't the only thing tasty in this house.,I wonder what time it is. Seems kind of late.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37919,Didn't I tell you Benson and Benson were the tailors for you?,"Yes, Swana, you did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37920,"Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. You rushed in with no thought to the consequences, to yourself or anyone else. You're no better than the people who built this place.","We climb down to the barge and follow the river out to the ocean. With any luck, the Costa Rican coast guard will pick us up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37921,"Oh, are you on the team?","No, a couple of the players and me were joking around and, uh, I fell off the school.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37922,"I think this is the first time you have been to my little place. Your face is new to me. Now, what shall it be?",Raw carrots and beets.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37923,I don't like anybody this unlucky. Widen the sweep. The West side. Draw a five mile radius around Gattaca. Hoover some of the classier establishments. Random car stops.,We're already getting complaints about frivolous search.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37924,"That's true. But I also owe you something, and I'm not sure that buying you a hamburger is going to do the job. What is it? Family problems? Money problems?",Oh no. Momsie and Popsie have oodles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37925,Not bad for a gimp.,"What's with that ""X"" on the back of your head? Does that mean you're ""extreme""? I've got some news for you, Mr. X, you're a three time loser. So maybe you should tattoo another couple of X's on your head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37926,"I have to ask you that. If you were Vice you couldn't deny it. You ought to dress less square. You wouldn't get hassled so much. Here, let me help you get that tie off.","Well, actually I wanted to ask about this girl. I have her picture here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37927,"My God, Vanessa's got a smashing body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.","Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimate you to the Nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37928,"I know where I am. I'm on federal land, doing a federal investigation, and if you don't wanna cooperate you can take a ride in a federal car, and spend the rest of the day in a little room, answering federal questions. It's your call. Who are you?","I'm a full blood Oglala Sioux, born and raised on this reservation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37929,"But boss, what about their parents?","Ah, the old and doddering. I'm going to SCOURGE their puny minds, reducing them to ZOMBIE'S. And then I'll put them to work rebuilding my empire.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37930,I was stupid with shock -- not knowing whether to run or start laughing.,How much is the lemon meringue pie?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37931,Yes. It's the same as usual. Nothing remarkable about it at all.,I have to call the client and give them a reason why you're late.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37932,"Of the nature of Mrs. Holland's illness. And, of course, the events which led up to it.","In other words, I'm on trial.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37933,What are you doing here?,"My wife needs space, I don't know my kids ' birthdays. Everyone wants Tiger Woods, but they could get me, so I'm here doing a whiskey commercial.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37934,"Yeah, she gives you shit and you take it.","Okay, enough. Enough. Gimme the tickets. I wanna hold onto them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37935,"Fine, fine. How's your family?","Not bad, not bad. In fact, uh, my wife's pregnant again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37936,What else makes you feel regret?,That I did it again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37937,"English, Yankee. It's the same. My name is Daniel. Daniel Hochstetler. You look plain, Book. Very plain.",I came to see Rachel Lapp.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37938,"Expendable assets, Dillon. Seems Langley is never around when you need them.","I can accept that, it comes with the job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37939,"You look way pretty, Kim.",I know. I like your little outfit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37940,"Yeah, but. I don't think it's going to do much good. Let's go. I'll try to talk to him later.","You know, that cheese is practically all chemicals.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37941,But that's the great thing about Gold. A little goes a long way.,You know what I'm doing with my part of the gold?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37942,It looks like they've met in this apartment.,"That's because we don't belong anywhere. You don't fit into your world, and I don't fit into mine. We're the outcasts of the universe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37943,It's not healthy with it closed.,This is healthy? I'll probably die of pneumonia tomorrow and this is healthy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37944,I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here. It's obviously a poisonous environment for a baby to be raised in.,"How do you know I'm so poisonous? Like, what if the adoptive parents turn out to be evil molesters?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37945,"My point exactly. See, we both agree.","Alright, I was wrong. There is a big difference between rooming with your buddies and living with your mother and school headmaster.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37946,Who the fuck are you?,"The name is Deirdre, and I'm running this show.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37947,What you sniffing around for? I told you I gave you your last fix.,I ain't never seen a cat like you. Ain't you scared talking like that in front of an ofay?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37948,This lake is huge! And so close to the colony! Think of the vacation potential!,Cut me down a soft leaf so I can take a nap.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37949,Where do we look for little lost Puff?,I have some thoughts. I think that hairy bitch is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37950,I see a rhetorical question on the horizon.,"I'm going to tell you why. Because when I tell someone I'm going to do something, I deliver.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37951,"Okay, can I just ask you something? What do you know about your mom?",My brothers told me my mother was a mountain goat. Which would explain my chronic halitosis.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37952,The cashier at the general store was very dangerous.,I think he's running for town crier next year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37953,Why don't I check out the building? It may have a history of psychic turbulence.,Good idea. Were any other words spoken that you remember?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37954,She's the mother. That means she's within her legal rights.,"John, what if she kidnaps him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37955,"Welcome to the Caribbean, love.","You should look at our contretemps this way: we've got shade trees, thank the Lord. We've got some food on the trees, thank the Lord again. And we've got rum, praise the Lord. We can stay alive a month, maybe more. Keep a weather eye open for passing ships, and our chances are fair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37956,"I have this thing where I have to know a person is being honest with me before, you know, I can feel completely free to be myself.",We're strangers in the night. The last thing we want is honesty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37957,What are you going to do?,"I'm gonna just sit here and drain this bottle. And when I've drunk the last drop, if I still feel then, the way I feel now, I'm gonna take this bottle and break it over his melon head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37958,"Oh, much worse. But not as bad as that Mexican Jumping Bean dip. You remember that?","Yeah, yeah. Okay. Give me the roast and watch your step. I'll come back for the radio.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37959,"OK, but be careful.",Visiting hour ends at eight thirty. I'll just sit with him; I want to show respect.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37960,"So, what'd you say to him? ""Double down.""?","It's like, you looked at my tape. You saw my picture. Why did you call me in? You knew I was twenty-four.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37961,I think it's still available.,"I'm a licensed cosmetologist, I worked for two years, at the "Dino Raphael" Salon, all my customers cried when I told them I was leaving.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37962,"Hey, it was good for me too, Sparky.",Just saying it's not hard to end a life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37963,What do I get?,The warm feeling of helping your fellow man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37964,is there anything you do?,"Focus on the present. You always want to change the past. Let's figure out what you are going to tell the parents today, not what you should told them yesterday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37965,"No need to be modest, Brian.","No, you don't understand, I saved a mannequin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37966,He gets this way when he hits over eighty-five.,"It seemed like my life was slipping away, somehow. I was a knot in the middle of a wet rope. Everything was futile and nothing had value.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37967,That many women in one place -- nothing good can come from that.,Sorry about Frida. She's been friends with Jen forever.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37968,No. Not particularly. How come?,"Well, it's just when I see a really good movie I really like to go out and get some pie, and talk about it. It's sort of tradition. Do you like to eat pie after you've seen a good movie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37969,"Erin. Cool. What can I do for you, Erin?","Well, believe it or not, I am on the prowl for some water records.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37970,"You best find me another ranked contender an' I mean in a flash, man!","I contacted Ernie Roman's manager, he's fighting in France the same week.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37971,Well I just wanted to tell you what I saw.,Lydia. What the hell is the point of my moving up here if you people won't let me relax? Go help your mother.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37972,Do you really want to go back to the runt doctors in Emergency who keep telling us they can't help?,It lets a crazy man into our lives.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37973,Does it have to be an Old Mill? Where have you been?,I was in New Hampshire. I was at the Old Location.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37974,Of course. I would like to look.,"It's starting to swell, is it painful?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37975,There's a lot of competition for amusement out there. You gotta adapt to survive.,I like the sport the way it is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37976,Will you please get back in your wagon? And stay there?,I'm tired of being stuck in that wagon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37977,What're you doing down here?,Fixing the mower. I saw my father today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37978,We can see what's going on anywhere on Earth. Look.,All these good people have totally been led astray.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37979,I'll wear it for you. And I can wear it when we go home. We won't be here forever.,You make it sound like a prison sentence.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37980,I am certainly glad to hear it. I know he'll be pleased.,Don't tell him. I want to be the first to bring him the news.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37981,What? Are you kidding? I didn't do anything!,He says you were scratching.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37982,So what's up with you?,"I was a hostess at this club, your Daddy was performing and I had never laughed so hard in my life. He asked me to come with him. I quit my job and we've been together ever since.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37983,Daphne - your boy friend is waving at you.,You can both go take a flying jump.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37984,You can't come to Southern Italy and not see the Blue Grotto.,I just need to run up and get my bathing suit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37985,"I know, I know, let's go on the "sit on the bench and rest" ride.","I don't think that that roller coaster agreed with your bad stomach. You know Vada you have to watch what you eat here, I remember one time I went to a carnival with my cousins David and Frank, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they came down with nephritis.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37986,Your handwriting -- nothing more naked. See -- nothing's quite touching the line -- that's vanity.,Well we certainly know that's true.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37987,You want me to dress like her?,"Judy, I just want you to look nice. And I know what kind of suit would look well on you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37988,You know it's okay.,"Also, I think I'm in love with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37989,Someone tried to kill me.,The phone just went dead. I called the police and ran right over as fast as I could.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37990,"Fifty million four ways. That's twelve million and change a piece. What you gonna do with your share, skipper?","Not much at all, I guess. Retire. Live out my golden years and all that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37991,Can't they shut that off?,That's the Red Ball Alarm.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37992,How did you know my father?,"This was on his sales route, so he was through here all the time. Everyone in town knew him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37993,So what's the point?,"Maybe if I can figure out how the memories of a simple worm function, it'll help me understand the complexities of the human brain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37994,"Plague? There's no possibility of that, is there?",The rider on the pale horse is Pestilence. He follows the wars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37995,"Mr. Chance, that was twenty-seven years ago.","Yes, and the Old Man used to come to my garden. He would read and rest there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_37996,I've lived in L.A. all my life. I've never done this drive.,All your life? That happened while I swam the length of my pool.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37997,I been here a couple years.,Seems like it's going well.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37998,Thank you. Whatiya say we just enjoy the evening?,I like that idea. that's a real good idea.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_37999,How was I in the wrong?,Be careful. There were people in that crosswalk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38000,I agree. Go thou and sin no more.,"I want to make it up to you. Bluestar, put all your clients in it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38001,Sometimes they prefer a quicker return on their investment.,"This is a terrific entrance hall, What a welcoming feeling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38002,Please. He got straight A's without ever touching a book. That was the one area where his memory never failed him.,Ma? Did he ever say that he figured out a way to recall a lost memory years after he blacked it out for the first time?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38003,"I know, but that was before.",Ah! I almost forgot gas for the baby machine. I'll grab your Snickers and get a place in line.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38004,One leg! Like the Red Cross or something?,I know a guy who only has one leg.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38005,It's so exciting. New York. The mad forward thrust of everything. My sense of time here is completely altered.,"Sometimes it seems to me time stopped twenty years ago. There was this war, there was this handsome young man with quite black hair and he was supposed to die. But he didn't. Isn't that amusing?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38006,"One week -- I'll see to it, sir.","Well, thank you very much for all your trouble.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38007,"Can I ask you, can I trust to leave my keys with you and give them to you so that when they get here you could give them to them? BARRY Ok.","You think it's ok where I left it, right there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38008,"Just give me a straight answer, Walter, cause the irony goes right over my head.",That's a nasty scratch on your neck.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38009,Thank you. Thank you very much.,And he has a really hot ass with hardly any hair on it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38010,Naturally. It would be rather awkward to have three men in one bunk.,"As for the blankets, you will notice they are very warm. Fifty percent wool.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38011,"Yes, sir. But so do we.","But we mean it because we are a peace- loving country. Are they a peace-loving country, Major.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38012,"He said it's up to us and I got here first, didn't I?","Whatever you say, Mayonnaise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38013,"Yeah, you look quizzical yet pensive.","Yeah, how can we help? Do you have any questions regarding the sequel of your life?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38014,"Every wire transfer gets rocketed through a series of multiple switches. As soon as each deposit lands somewhere, it's shot somewhere else. It ends up so clean the Mafia couldn't find it.","But those instructions, they're recorded in the computer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38015,Pearl dotes on him.,"The boy worries me. It's silly, but it's like there was something still between him and his Dad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38016,For the show. It's Halloween eve and time for our show.,"Oh, you mean on TV.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38017,Why must you know?,There is a girl there. Her name is Lyssa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38018,What's good about that?,It makes life spicy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38019,"Why, thank you Travis.","I'm sure you'll win, sir. Everybody I know is going to vote for you. I was going to put one of your stickers on my taxi but the company said it was against their policy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38020,"Please, sir, don't kick my ass! I'll do anything to get out of a beating!","Say, Chongo, perhaps we could use some extra cash for tasty snacks at the KISS concert our weaselly friend won't be attending.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38021,"Yeah, me and Jake will be heading out for California soon.","You came all the way out here to tell me you're going to California? All you had to do was go, and we'd never see each other again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38022,So was I. So don't give me any shit. Your business is just as bad. At least I'm up front about it. You kill people slowly. Your corporate take overs can decimate a families livelihood over a year sometimes two. Now you know how it feels.,That is repugnant. You have the habits of a goat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38023,We've heard reports of reprisal killings. Will the UN intervene to stop the bloodshed.?,"Unfortunately we're here as peace-keepers not peace makers, we can't take an aggressive role.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38024,No. What is happening?,Maybe you don't know. I know you though. You're Jeffrey Beaumont and I know where you live and I know ways to get you and I know ways to kill you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38025,"A saint just like your own mother. She's up in heaven right now, her and Lunette, there ain't no doubt about it.","Maybe it was eating all those rabbits that made you sexy, Rose.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38026,"Just hand up on the bitch! Fuck you, madam. And goodbye!",That's what I deserve for listening in the first place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38027,I know. I'm kidding you. Chill out.,Well I'm trying to be real here and you're mocking me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38028,No. I buy them to impress people. Of course I've read them.,"Cool. I read a book once. It was like all these people discovering who they used to be. You know, like reincarnation? It was really good. You ever read that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38029,I wonder if I hang around with you because you're like my surrogate mother figure or something. Like I have this subconscious biological need to be nagged and bitched at constantly.,You hang out with me because nobody else can stand to be around you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38030,Don't make me sick. I'd sooner drown myself in Puget Sound.,"That's a thought, Lil. That sure is a thought.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38031,I mean he's of your race. He's an Ape. Look. You don't have to be afraid. We've put him in chains and under sedation. Do you understand that?,I should. I've been doing it half my life to Humans.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38032,What about the tree?,"Oh yeah, the tree.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38033,"For what it's worth, I'm sorry.",You make it sound like I'm already dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38034,That could be the tip of a 't. Here and here. And here.,At the end is the tail of what could be an 'r.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38035,It's all right. It's organic.,I'm sure picking up on vices.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38036,I'm not ready to be a Pop-Pop.,You're not going to be a Pop-Pop. And Juno's not going to be a ma. Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation. I friggin' hope.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38037,"Now I've heard a lot of scuttlebutt about a food shortage. Well you boys are gonna be taken care of. But in the meantime we're gonna eat the enemy for breakfast, we are gonna eat the enemy for lunch, and we are gonna eat the enemy for dinner!","Geez, and I forgot my toothbrush.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38038,It wasn't a date. He's just a friend.,"Well, I was just calling to tell you I was thinking about you and I miss you. I'll let you go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38039,"I'm sorry, we don't have side orders of toast. I can give you an English muffin or a coffee roll.","What do you mean, you don't have side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38040,"Oh, Christ. Escobar, you don't know what's going on. Let her go. I'll explain it later.","Mrs. Mulwray, it's a very serious offense pointing that at an officer of the law. It's a felony.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38041,Be downstairs. You're beautiful.,"I took out three hundred, but I'm only gonna bet with one. I figure if we buy a lot of chips, the pit boss will see and they'll comp us all sorts of shit, then we trade back the chips at the end of the night. You gotta be cool though.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38042,"Not too terrific, sir. I apologize for the interruption but something very unusual has reared its ugly head in outer space, and it looks like the Earth's caught in a crossfire.","You're gonna have to repeat that, I think, Buckaroo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38043,"That turn you on there, RuPaul?",Keep it up and I just might make you my Queen for a night or two.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38044,"You said I could be transferred to the minimum security wing and have visitors if I showed improvement in six months. Well, it's been six months, and I was looking forward to seeing my son.",I see. Let's go back to what you were saying about these terminator machines. Now you think they don't exist?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38045,"You're all right, Argyle.","Just remember that when you sign for the tip. They're paying for it, so don't be shy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38046,"What do you mean MOST, why not ALL?","Well, some of the children just don't respond to 12 step programs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38047,My mother told me never to accept offers from strangers.,"My name is Bobby. Now I'm not a stranger anymore. See how easy it is for us to get to know each other, beautiful?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38048,Nigel and I don't like each other much.,I am also liaison between these two.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38049,Hi kid. Would you look what the car dragged in.,I'm glad you brought your vacuum cleaner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38050,It's ten minutes past midnight. Curfew begins at midnight.,"Please, we just want to take a short ride. A friend of mine has never seen the Casbah.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38051,Already? All these letters?,"Oh, those are only local. Wait'll they start pouring in from all over the country.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38052,"No navicom. A lot of good you are now, Epps.",Lot of good you were when I was sinking in the sand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38053,"What owners, Harold? We don't own anything. It's a transitory world. We come on the earth with nothing, and we go out with nothing, so isn't ""ownership"" a little absurd?","Still, I think you'd upset people and I'm not sure that's right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38054,Thank you for seeing me. I hear your wedding day is near. You must be overwhelmed by the preparations.,I'm hardly doing a thing. The less I think of it the better. My parents are arranging everything. The Gous are a very powerful family. My marrying one will be good for my father's career.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38055,Are you at peace with your family?,"Um, yes. I haven't fought with them, since I started here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38056,You want to go with me?,"What, are you kidding? See that book? I've been trying to get through that book ever since I first got here. I haven't finished the first chapter. Did you read all them books?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38057,Are you nuts or something?,"Listen to me, Grady, this is serious. Something really weird is happening. It started out like just bad dreams but it's getting real bad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38058,"Well, come on in. You letting in flies.","You know what? I've been here since I was fourteen and I remember like yesterday when Baby Suggs, holy, came here and sat right where you are. Whiteman name of Garner brought her. He and Mr. Bodwin were good friends. That's how she got that house you all live in. Other things too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38059,Enid. It's sort of like a diary I guess.,"I think that Phillip and Enid can help us to see that there are-many different ways we can express ourselves. We can do things like these cartoons that are amusing as a sort of light entertainment or we can do work that is more serious in scope and feeling and that deals with issues; emotional, spiritual, political; of great importance. I hope that you will each have the tools to do that type of work by the end of this class. Who is responsible for this?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38060,"Told her my name. Then she said somethin' like, 'It's so noisy down here. Why don't we go upstairs so we can hear ourselves?' She turned around and led the way. I knew I had an important lesson to learn that day.",When she got almost to the top step I stuck my hand between her legs from behind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38061,How do you know that piece of cursed rock down there doesn't carry something metal tits can't detect?,"Well, when we rejuvenate this one you can ask her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38062,Yeah he got away. Come on let's go.,"Hey, we can become blood brothers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38063,Why would they bury somebody in the ceiling?,"They didn't, they buried him at the foot of Anubis. He was either someone of great importance. Or he did something very naughty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38064,"If you Feds are so hot for him, why don't we just bring him in right now?","I want him for something big and to do that, we have to catch him in the act.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38065,We can live in a hacienda.,I wanna get a job. I wanna work at Club Med.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38066,"Same, more of the same. Yep, just keep doing the same thing all the time, around and around the clock. With an occasional burger or slice of thrown in for our vitamins and energy. Then, instead of watching Gilligan, we'd watch Captain Kirk.",That sounds so depressing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38067,Have you gone crazy? You are not Carl. You aren't as good as Carl. They are moving the trial to a high security location. The press has gone berserk. The jury will be influenced. Stay out of things. Let us try to win the case.,That is going to be rather difficult when all the evidence is against us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38068,"You're taking this bull of an empire by the horns, but you're still keeping your small town values. You're not letting all this ""stuff"" spoil you.",I owe it all to you. Without your help I'd be lost.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38069,"Pop, I'm not ready to go back yet.","Edie, for years we pushed quarters into a cookie jar, to keep you up there with the Sisters, and to keep you from things like I just seen out the window. My own daughter arm-in-arm with Terry Malloy. You know who Terry Malloy is?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38070,"Oh Agnes, oh Agnes, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, I love you.",Do you really love me or are you just saying that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38071,"Yeah, or Saint Anthony. You from the neighborhood?",I grew up on Elizabeth. I went to Blessed Sacrament.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38072,"Johnnie, what did I say?","Pop, this is important to me. It's a simple question. if he would just answer the question, that's the end of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38073,She was smiling at what an asshole you are.,"She was smiling at how money I am, baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38074,Not that much appreciation. I thought we were gonna tone down that flabby ass.,"Hey, I'm so sorry I'm not the stud that you are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38075,Tell the other person how you feel.,"You're a tourist. I saw you at melanoma, tuberculosis and testicular cancer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38076,"His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude!","Yeah, this is the guy, this guy should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean his wife goes out and owes money and they pee on my rug.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38077,"Yes, in a way. I'm the Doctor's social secretary. I handle his correspondence, send out the invitations, you know.","Oh, don't worry. I've already overlooked the fact your name's not actually on our guest list.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38078,Think there might be more Iraqis?,Right now I wouldn't be surprised if Eartha Kitt showed up singing Send In The Clowns.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38079,Clean one in the laundry room next to your blue slacks. Hello?,"Honey, this tie has a spot on it, I can't wear this today. I got a 10:30 with Chuck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38080,Better Judgment?! To wait until the actual operation -- when it may be too late?,I've done all I could with the laser.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38081,I guess I should be flattered.,"I remember you said, nanotechnology was going to change the world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38082,I've seen 'em. I've seen 'em.,I walked in on my parents one time. It was only like eight o'clock and they were in bed and I thought that was kinda weird so I just walked in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38083,") Oh, Maddy, grow up. It says in LOVE WITHOUT FEAR that ""the tongue kiss as a means of genital stimulation is widely practiced and has much to commend it"". Page eighty - six.",Did you memorize the whole book or only the good parts?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38084,You were standing in the middle of the street?,You know that dream where you're walking down the street naked and everyone is looking at you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38085,Even then I didn't believe you entirely. I thought how could you be talking to me if you couldn't talk to people?,"But I thought, I don't know, I thought it was cool that you were sensitive enough to know what I was feeling and that you were attracted to it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38086,What about Mitch? Didn't he have anything to say about this?,I can understand his position. He went through a lot with Lydia after his father died. He didn't want to risk going through it all over again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38087,"Freak, schmeek. Most of us are freaks in one way or another. Try being born a male Russian countess into a white middle class Baptist family in Mississippi and you'll see what I mean.","I've always been proud of the way nature singled me out. It's the people who have been deformed by society I feel sorry for. I've been steady moving for eleven years and some months. Maybe I should rest up for a spell, I'm not as young as I used to be.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38088,"Mom, stop with this already. Of course I love you. You're my mother.","Mom, I have a real job. I do good things for this community. I help people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38089,There's no point in helping some of them when there are so many others.,"I know perfectly well how little I can do. What I want to do is give passing beggars a roof, some food, and a bit of human warmth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38090,A ring that I can wish on like I wished on the candles?,"Maybe, if it's a real mourning ring like we have in Jamaica. All you got to do is turn it on your finger, close your eyes, and make a wish.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38091,It's Maria Portos. What should we do?,"Why don't you try letting her in, Steve - I mean Shenge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38092,"Do you want me to come with you Sid? I mean, remember what Randy said?",No I'll be ok. I've got my mace. My knife. These two lethal weapons.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38093,"Sex wax? You're not into kinky shit, are you Angelo?",Surfers use it on their boards. They rub sand into it for traction.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38094,"Now, Marietta, I am goin' to help you. And don't be gettin' carried away. You don't want to be bringin' Santos and his people into it.",You're just jealous of Santos cause he's sweet on me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38095,I told him to be himself.,He's got that nervous talking thing. I told him not to speak.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38096,How do you know it's a she?,I saw her in the water. Beside me. She was filling the bathtub.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38097,A tooth they say couldn't have come from any bear. They say it looks prehistoric. Like maybe a dinosaur.,"Oh, well then I'm sure that's it, he got killed by a dinosaur, anything else?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38098,You stupid punk! You don't even know what you're fighting over!,"My honor, that's what I'm fighting over. Now get up off the ground, or do I have to whoop you where you lie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38099,"Oh, it's with pistols we fight. You are no match for Best with the sword.",I'll match any man with the sword.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38100,I can see what you mean.,"Like, look at her. She looks like she fell off an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Elvis wouldn't fuck her with Pat Boone's dick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38101,"Well, it's a surprise all right, a bit bewildering too.",We've only just read about it in the morning papers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38102,"We aren't allowed to wear jewelry in here, Mom.","Just think, pretty soon, we'll be doing all these wedding preparations for you. Of course, if that's what you still want. Ruthie told me some silly story about a crush on some boy here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38103,"Yep, you step on a rusty nail, get lockjaw, never say another word as long as you live.","I've given this a lot of thought, sir. The best thing that could happen is, we find Ryan and he's dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38104,"A couple of moments, I'll grant you that. A second or two snatched from the jaws of eternity.",And that's how Felicity came into the picture. During one of those two seconds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38105,Mine! Mine! Or I'll help you not.,I don't want your help. I want my lamp back. I'll need it in this slimy mudhole.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38106,"You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.",Just stick close to Chewie and Lando. I've taken care of everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38107,Did you grow up in Ireland mister?,"That's father, Aubrey. SEAMUS Well yes I did. Lived here my whole life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38108,Long ago -- before my father's father.,And it had three lines painted across it? The lines represent the three levels of the universe. I've seen stones like the one you lost.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38109,"Yeah, I think I gotta get these fixed or something.","Kayleigh? Do you ever think about ""us?"" I mean, wonder if it could ever have been different between the two of us?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38110,I know 'Halloran.' What's the rest of it?,MaryJane. We call her M.J.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38111,"Roy, I know what to do with myself! It's a big world out there.","Not any more. Lilly, listen, I'm giving you good advice. I'm following it myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38112,What's a nanny do?,She looks after other people's children.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38113,"Trust me, sir. It's a comprehensive policy.","Well, you can forget about that lady friend business, Alan's the most loyal husband a girl could have. He dotes on that bride of his.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38114,How can you tell?,You can see the outline of a butt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38115,Yes. I just got busy.,"That's interesting, because I didn't leave a message.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38116,I'd settle for being alive. Really. Alive would be fine.,"Epps, is that a sand dune.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38117,"Oh come on, Kathryn. It's too easy. ""But I thought high school was only four years."" I mean, please. She knows nothing. She's seen nothing. I could have her under the table at Au Bar sucking me off before the appetizer arrived. Go get one of those moron friends of yours to do it. I have a reputation to uphold.",Oh but diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38118,I left my forgery kit back at the office.,"Hey, do you have any glue in your bag?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38119,"Hey, what's this? Wearing Papa's things? Now that's cute. That's what I call real lovey-dovey. Yessir.","If you don't get out of here, I'll slap that fresh mouth of yours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38120,"You really do hear a lot, don't you?","Yeah, I guess so. What are you going to do now that you're home?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38121,"Nothing. Don't go, Craig. I've been thinking. Let's try to work this out. We've got so much history.",You should feed your animals. They're looking peaked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38122,"When you slaughter a goat and wrench its heart out with your bare hands, do you then summon hellfire?","I mean, what are you actually doing here? What is the hidden agenda?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38123,It's all going to work.,I just got goosebumps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38124,"No. We got Miller. Regular Miller. You want it, or don't you?","Yeah, give me the Miller.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38125,"What is it, d'Artagnan? Assassins falling from the sky now?",The plans for use of the maze were not disclosed to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38126,Good to meet you. Again.,"Like Ernie said, we're all glad to have you back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38127,I found it outside.,"You know what? Sissy and Cort are playing jokes. You know, trying to scare each other.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38128,Just for the honeymoon.,You can have it for good. It is my wedding present.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38129,"No, Mr. Lounds. You'll be just fine.","My back hurts, my skin. Did I get burned? I hope to God I'm not burned.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38130,"What a pleasure, Governor Reynolds. I'd like you to meet some of our staff here. .",And that's where you introduce me to the Governor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38131,"So, in light of how the parents feel, and the fact the students are doing so well with the substitute, I don't think I can put you back in the classroom just yet.","Look, Gail, I've been a good teacher.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38132,Because I have no Luck!,He made me look the wrong way and I cut off my hand. He could make you look the wrong way and you could cut off your whole head!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38133,I've cultivated her interests so that now we have even more in common than ever.,"Well, now, don't go creating some artificial environment for yourself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38134,"Fuck you, you stupid redneck hick!","Hey, look, the satanists are leaving!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38135,They tried sodium amytal on him three years ago to find where he buried a Princeton student. He gave them a recipe for potato chip dip.,It has to be a book the Tooth Fairy would know Lecktor has in his cell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38136,I don't feel very festive.,"You accepted an invitation, Maddy's one of your best friends, and I baked the Rice Krispie squares.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38137,The why'd the police let him go?,"Because, obviously they don't watch enough movies. This is standard horror movie stuff. PROM NIGHT revisited.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38138,"In the meantime, why don't you find something useful for Dr. Bright to do.","I swear to you, Argon, if you don't stop the meltdown that nanobot will be the last one I ever build.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38139,"Pack the bags, we have to move.","Also, this is your bill for the last week.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38140,What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real cooze.,"Heather, I feel awful, like I'm going to throw up. Can we jam, please?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38141,Pinot Noir? How come it's white? Doesn't noir mean dark?,Jesus. Don't ask questions like that up in the wine country. They'll think you're a moron.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38142,"Hey, kind of under a little pressure here.","Hey, kind of giving up Christmas day for my ex-boss here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38143,Perhaps you didn't mention them because there's only one conclusion to be drawn.,"I'm going to take Marge for a little walk, Tom. Mr MacCarron wants to talk with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38144,I don't know. I say what I mean.,"Oh, yeah, you're just so smart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38145,We will be happy to beam down. But first we must have certain assurances.,At footspeed I estimate the journey to Paradise City at 1.2 hours.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38146,"We're running it through the computers now. So far there's no event or service that doubles back into both families. Plus they were big consumers: snowmobiles, fishing trips, scuba, videogames, lots of routine medical and dental. It's a haystack. What's the other?",He makes noise going in and the husband gets to a gun in time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38147,Halfway where? You've gotta come home. We've been worried sick about you. Are you alright?,"Sue Ann, I thought you of all people would back me up on this, you know what Del's like. How did he take my note?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38148,"Oh, yes, I got in a little late this morning, Janosz.","You know, you are really doing very good work here. I think soon you may be ready to assist me in some of the more important restorations.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38149,"It's utilitarian, I'll say that for it.","I just picked up some things for the night at the general store. You see, I hadn't planned on spending much time here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38150,I wouldn't do that. The doctor seems to think he's suffering from some rare disorder.,"It's not so rare. He grew up on our street. He's had a rough life and he's a little crazy from it, but that's no excuse for not giving someone a lousy cup of water.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38151,Do I have to? Who's the little girl?,Mr. Ryan just borrowed my birthday cake. I don't really know him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38152,I was so worried for fear he'd knock over a vase or something. I must have acted like an idiot. What does it say about the reception last night?,"Oh, the usual thing. Blah, blah, blah attended the blah, blah reception and wore the same blah, blah things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38153,A wise foreign policy.,"You know, Rick, we could have made this arrest earlier in the evening at the Blue Parrot, but out of my high regard for you we are staging it here. It will amuse your customers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38154,"Here, pick these up!",I came on a bus.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38155,"So I've just got to put you in, and I am off.","My neck, Dog. That's the last bag?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38156,We live together now.,"But in the same house, you know, one house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38157,What are you doing?,"Hi, Kathleen, I'm just working.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38158,-- We appreciate the company. Anne Marie's getting cabin fever already.,What'd you say they call these spaceships?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38159,What brought this on?,"I've been thinking about it for awhile, and then I was talking to somebody who kind of put things in perspective for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38160,"I did, Terrance, I learned that you are a boner biting dick fart fuck face!","Say Phillip, want to see the Northern Lights?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38161,Work's good for the soul.,"When you see Debi, tell her I'm sorry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38162,DeLa - what's the matter with you.,You ain't happy about the green light?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38163,Bright enough to be dangerous.,That's pretty good cause he's only working with one lobe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38164,Can't we access the mainframe to check the ship's condition?,With what? How am I going to interface with it? I need to be able to talk to the system and to have the system talk to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38165,Hi Sam. Hi Fletch.,Hi Gummy. How's the eye?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38166,"Hell, they don't do that and you know you're not gettin' through to 'em.","Then he drove me home. He tried to put himself away as legit, so I went right into the pitch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38167,If he was knocked out in the can how could be walking across the lobby?,"Hey, I don't have answers for this. I just brought you down here because of the sword.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38168,What have you left for me?,Why do you want to do that? Why do you want to put that gun in your mouth?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38169,"Travis, what single thing would you want the next President of this country to do most?","I don't know, sir. I don't follow political issues much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38170,"What are you saying, Tatsi?","Your card says Hutu. Take our children, go and get the twins, pay money at the roadblocks. Get them out. Please.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38171,"Where are we going, Donald?",I have the power to build a time machine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38172,"We've met before, haven't we?",I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38173,"God, pretentious much? I guess everyone should have a mysterious name like Juno, huh?","My dad went through this phase where he was obsessed with Greek and Roman mythology. He named me after Zeus's wife. I mean, Zeus had other lays, but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife. She was supposed to be really beautiful but really mean. Like Diana Ross.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38174,The wave of the future! I've decided on our first fortune! I'll see you later. You just think high tech.,High tech. I like the sound of that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38175,"Only this time, no John Wayne and Dean Martin shooting the bad guys in El Dorado.","It was Rio Bravo. Robert Mitchum was the drunk in El Dorado, Dean Martin in Rio Bravo, practically the same part. John Wayne, he also did the same thing in both. He played John Wayne.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38176,Nobody wants war. I'd just like to keep the threat alive.,"A mind is a terrible thing to waste, Lex Luthor. And you've wasted yours on this foul monstrosity. I'm taking you in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38177,"Did you say, ""I do""?","Well, no, we sort of skipped that part.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38178,"Please, Eddie, no 'Fat Lady Sings"" shit.","I still sense some doubt in this group, we could turn it around. You'll be up in the country?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38179,Last year? It can't be that long.,Yes! Don't you remember the day you took that Chinese vase from the Royal Palace and made it into a lamp for my night table?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38180,So what's in a name? I wanna join him. I don't see why we can't join him.,"I told you. If he sees me here with another guy, he's gonna think I'm here with another guy. I just don't want to send any confusing signals.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38181,What? That was the best part of the old game.,I don't know. I guess kids were hitting each other or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38182,"Cherry-red Tears, your first book. I read it at least nine times. And then I found out you were going to attend some kind of book fair.",Not a book fair. I was signing autographs in a department store.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38183,Damn straight we are.,"Hawk, all I need is one ding on the Volvo and presto! There are my balls hanging from the rearview mirror after she gets back from Cincinnati.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38184,Just giving you the gift of a clean windshield. Only cost you a dollar.,I don't want my windshield cleaned.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38185,How did you do that?,"Right now, all I can tell you, is that you are in danger. I brought you here to warn you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38186,How do we get to the vault door?,There's a manhole at Canal and Bowery.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38187,"I don't know, I just did. And while we were waiting for Vanessa, Mark and I watched The Wizard of Gore and he burned me some CDs of weird music. He's kind of cool.","That was a mistake, Juno. Mark is a married stranger. You overstepped a boundary.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38188,I thought you were taking me to the consulate.,"Oh yeah, but this is on the way. And you gotta see John Wayne's footprints. Everybody does. It's almost like a law. You can't believe how small his feet were for a dude that big. Tiny god damn feet!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38189,I don't know if we have any younger man more respected in our operation than you.,Just tell me what's really going on. I think we know each other well enough for me to expect that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38190,You don't care about me and you definately don't care 'bout your son.,"Tina, I'll be right back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38191,"Dear heart, I love you.",We had the best organization that black people ever had and niggers ruined it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38192,"Well, you better move Holden out of the way or he's going to get spewed.","God Veronica, drool much? His name's Jason Dean. He's in my American History.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38193,"So, you're looking great, how have you been?","Well, I actually might need a little surgery after last time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38194,"You don't give up, do you?",Just get in and shut up. I'm not asking you to do anything. I just need you to come with me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38195,A narcissist doesn't admit it. It's the extreme of self-denial.,"And I also believe in God and the Devil. In fact, I know they exist.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38196,Sure. It'd be fun.,"Really? But, Maxine, can of worms! End of the world! Illusory nature of existence!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38197,I heard some things so I went to see Spanky Johnson. He told me what happened and gave me some money to get down here. What happened to your face?,"Don't worry about that. Hey, fellas, this here is my mama. These are some of my friends. That's Willie, there's Poker Face, Radio, Cookie, Goldmouth, Biscuit, Jangle Leg.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38198,Do not confuse yourse{fi Why? We must strike a heavy blow. This cannot be a war of manoeuvre.,So attack is your defence. Well let's hope Cetshwayo will offer his Impis full destruction.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38199,King Solomon was game he gave each Girl his name to number them would make a list that long I'll bet his thousand wives led miserable lives if the king can do no wrong.,We really think he should be king and wear a crown and everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38200,You don't have to remember to be hungry.,"It's weird, but if you don't eat for a while then your body stops being hungry. You get sort of shaky but you don't realize you haven't eaten. Have I told you about Sammy Jankis?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38201,What exactly does that mean?,It means that if we cannot have fired those torpedoes then someone else did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38202,What were you yelling about?,This guy said he was a friend of Lauren's. He had like paint all over his face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38203,Tell me what's wrong.,"Particles, man. I feel them all the time. I feel them in my arms and legs man, that's how they punish me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38204,"A cup of tea would be nice. Would it be alright if I sit down for a few minutes, Mrs. Otto? I want to talk to you.",The Walkers spoke very highly of you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38205,I'm fine. I'd just rather keep it on.,Suppose we unbutton the top and pull it down around your shoulders? Two buttons. Is that so much to ask? Just two little buttons.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38206,Stop this. This isn't funny.,I'm not kidding. I just got back from outside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38207,"Oh, Christ, I got to get out of here!","Listen, if he doesn't run, all you have to do is break down, go to your bedroom and pack some things, start crying, saying you love him but you can't do it. You're sorry but you have to leave and just walk out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38208,"What is it, Harry?",What happens on page 87? Have you ever read page 87?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38209,A sign from whom?,"I think that Frank wants me to go to this woman. She wrote a book about time travel. Frank asked me if I believed in time travel. That can't just be a random coincidence. My dad almost hit her with the car the other day, and she said the creepiest thing. She said that every living creature on this earth dies alone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38210,"Now, there's the simple country gal I married. Let's go back down and greet your guests -- show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the Fourth of July.","My guests were shredded. It's your sick little scene now, Steven: enjoy. I'm going to go run scalding water on the places you just touched me, and then I'm calling a cab.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38211,We went down to Chinatown but they don't have any.,"Yeah, well, keep away from those Chinx. They don't have shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38212,Or have perfect table manners.,"You know, I asked him about that. And he said that good manners are a way we have of showing other people that we respect them. See, you'd eat like a slob if you were alone, but since another human being is present, you show that person respect by going to the trouble of having proper manners. I didn't know that. I thought it was a way of appearing superior. Know what else he told me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38213,"You're not exactly ""going anywhere"" yourself.",You're wrong about that. I'm heading out that door right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38214,You're right! Now I remember! It was after the Western regional planners were in town and the meeting went late. The next day I was completely bushed. It was unbelievable.,If it wasn't for a drunk I would have picked you up. He wanted to go to the DMZ.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38215,Shut the fuck up or I'll shut you up.,"You have to save this boy. Good exists in this world. I can prove it because you can, in your life, save this one person.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38216,"You ever fire one of those bows again, and I'll tack you up on the wall to dry.","God, but I love that sexy talk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38217,I beg your pardon?,Take a long walk on a short pier.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38218,"Look, girls -- I'll stay behind and hold them off. The rest of you break for it!","Ilene, are you crazy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38219,"Hurray for the bulldog! Half past eleven! The shows have just let out. People are going to night clubs and restaurants. Of course, we're different. We live in a palace - at the end of the world.",You always said you wanted to live in a palace.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38220,"Here, take a few of these. Studio makes 'em in the basement. They keep the fat off.","So not only am I a troublesome bitch, but I'm fat too?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38221,"No, you take the right.",We might as well do the towels the same way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38222,Are you quite finished?,"Just about. See, I also have this amazing strength.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38223,"You were kind enough, today, to take my photograph.","Well, that's you see, what I am, kind and feeling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38224,Why the south latrine?,Because that's where he is. In the water tank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38225,"Yeah, well, you don't know how hard it is bein' a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.","I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38226,"Yeah, I'd believe it.","Well, I like him. I used to be afraid of doctors but not any more. Why, he could operate on me any old time and I wouldn't even be scared.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38227,"What's the matter, Sugar?","I don't know. All of a sudden, I'm thirsty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38228,"No, I'm concerned with everything.",But I'm the one up there on the screen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38229,"Oh, I wasn't pointing my finger at you. Hey, you have to think of yourself. A lot of them have all kinds of diseases and will cut your throat while you sleep. There are too many bad people out there.",I appreciate you lending me a hand. That lazy ass brother of mine was suppose to help me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38230,"It's oregano. You got ripped off, pal. What are you gonna do with all this?","We sell it. I got it all figured out. We make three finger lids and sell them on the beach. We move all of it. We've made ourselves a hundred bucks. Or a lot of weed for our head. What do you think? Not bad, huh? I got the baggies and everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38231,The bar at the hotel? She told you that? What did she say exactly?,"Well, Dad, she said she wanted to suck my cock.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38232,"There's a reason I always tell that Tony Pee-Pants story, you know.",Trust me. This is bigger than Tony Pee-Pants.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38233,"Sure, I'll take her up to eight hundred.","Could you take her up right now, King? Other- wise we'll get kind of close to the fireball.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38234,The guy might not have been carrying anything.,Or he might have been carrying a silver handled gun tucked in his pants.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38235,"Wood? Ward? Wood. Hey, what do you know. It is Wood. Dang secretaries, you can never get a good one. Right?",So what are you bringing me? Looks like you got some film cans.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38236,So which one of you geniuses can tell me how to explain ourselves to the world? How do we work with them if there's been a hard-line coup?,"Mr. President, there is another possibility we haven't considered. This may not be a coup at all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38237,"Well listen to me. Now, I know you like him, I know he's nothing like those frat kids you can't stand, but honey, after the excitement wears off, then what, huh? What are you going to talk about? What do you have in common? You're going to be part of an international think-tank, and he's going to be kicking punching bags.",Unbelievable. This is a nightmare.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38238,"Well, I'm sure we're all glad to see you came through it all right.","Now, I see that you've been running a movie theater in Lawson called ""The Bijou,"" is that also true?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38239,My name is Camille -- Camille Johnson and I'm the Supervisor of this school. What's your name?,David Lee Morgan. My dog's name is Sounder. That feels better.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38240,What do you mean?,"Well, this is a temperate zone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38241,"Oh no, not you again.",What an adorable hat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38242,"I'm staying pregnant, Le.","Keep your voice down dude, my mom's around here somewhere. She doesn't know we're sexually active.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38243,"If it was a dope deal, where's the dope, if it was a hit, who called it in?",And I am sure you have a host of wild + theories to answer these questions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38244,And he was missing an arm.,Oh my god Jennifer. I should go to confession.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38245,"It's focus. Every opponent has a weak spot. You ignore everything around you, and put all your energy into one perfect strike.",I'll remember that next time I'm fighting a box.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38246,"So she's uh, flourishing?",She makes felt wallets. Got one right here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38247,Hard to tell. Looks like he's been cleaned up and he's decomposing as we speak. This case gets weirder by the minute.,It has to be Frida. This makes three guys ripped apart who are tied to her ass.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38248,We've teamed up with a sex offender.,"So, when are you getting a plastic fuck doll?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38249,What the fuck did you do to my trunk?,"Well, that key's not gonna work. I had to pop the lock. You didn't leave me the trunk key.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38250,"Of course, of course. Leave it to me. How do I authorize a cheque?",Here we are. Pink and blue receipts. All you've got to do is sign these and the back of the cheque.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38251,You never said anything about killing anyone.,I've hired you to help me start a war. That's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38252,"Yeah, you know you home, old man. You just walked through the door.","I don't know, but I been told, them Georgia women sweet jelly roll.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38253,"Well, Dad, she said she wanted to suck my cock.","Tim, why don't you shut the fuck up?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38254,Or are you too scared?,I'll go in right now and get that eye.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38255,Do you know what to do in a drawing- room?,"It isn't a question of knowing what to do, it's knowing how to get in one that counts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38256,Is that what you want to do?,"I want to be a singer. I mean, I didn't. Mother did for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38257,You can't go with me because of Sam?,Sam is working at something for the first time in his life. Once in a while he even talks to me. I want to be around for that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38258,"Two minutes, Dudley. It's important.",Lucky for you that my wife and four fair daughters are at the beach in Santa Barbara.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38259,"We're all desperate for the money, doll. That's what made this country great. Back me up on this Candy, am I right?","Don't call me doll, Larry. I hate it when you call me doll.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38260,I'm not crazy about blind dates.,"They're okay, if they got little white canes and tin cups.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38261,"Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.",Why should I mourn for a rabbit like it was a human?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38262,I've been here. I guess I haven't been out.,"I thought maybe you'd like to come over, have some dinner, some of the people are coming over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38263,Is that an insult? Are you insulting me.,"Listen you stupid fuck, I want my car.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38264,The shark will get it for us.,I thought we were planning a long rosy future together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38265,"Oh, she's fine, she'll love her new room.","Look we react to every kick this baby gives, maybe Vada's trying to tell us something too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38266,"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on a second there, baby. Why do you need one of the new Buicks?","Oh, you're there. You sound out of breath.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38267,"I know, that was some crazy shit. I never in a million years would have believed it if I hadn't seen it.","A decent meal every once in a while wouldn't hurt either, this road food is crap.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38268,I'm gonna go ask him.,"Aw, come on Jerry. We've gotten all we're gonna get out of this place and its starting to rain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38269,"Mustn't look, little miss. Mustn't look.",But I saw what it was. It's the little deer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38270,I'm sure you'll see it my way in the end.,"Dr. Symington, how big is your dick?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38271,"There is no Kirby Enterprises, is there?","There is. I own a place called Kirby Paint and Title Plus. We're out in the Westgate Shopping Center in Enid, Oklahoma. The ""plus"" is for bathroom fixtures, fireplaces accessories, patio furniture. Stuff like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38272,"Well, it seems you've been described as one of the architects of the President's speech. And your own comments from the 'This Evening' show are quoted side by side with the President's.",I like the President. He is a very nice man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38273,"Now, you listen to me. You ain't gonna do a goddamn fucking thing, you hear me! Nobody cares what you think, I'm running this show, I make the decisions.",He's running the show.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38274,He's going to be the pastor?,Yep. I want him to be front and center and to watch everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38275,Never mind. Not for you to worry.,I thought you said we were roommates. That we should talk about everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38276,"We'll walk. And if we have to, we'll starve.",There you go with that we again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38277,"No, what is it?","Why don't you explain it, Bobby. Hey Camello! You mind punching a hole in the floor?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38278,"Well, the last time I was up here, that's where I sat. I sat there for an hour and a half, without moving a muscle. Now and then, some fellow would sort of walk up to me and then change his mind. I'll never forget just sitting there for an hour and a half with my hands in my lap. Then I began to cry, and I had to get up and go home.",I cry a lot too. I'm a big cryer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38279,"Gaahhd! What a cop! You busted me! The new one, in the Marina. She has a police radio scanner. It's always on. She turns it off, and then she has to turn it on again. She's obsessed. She can't not listen to it, but she can't listen to it, so she makes me listen to it.",I am not going to look at any more pictures. They're like a disease. They get into my head. I can't get them out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38280,Who said I was depressed?,"Well, is that a happy face I see?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38281,"No it's okay, I understand, really.","Honey that's very mature, I'm proud of you Vada.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38282,"Great, I have so much to say, I hardly know where to start.","You know I've been re-reading Virginia Woolf, I think she'd be a natural for you, she led a fascinating life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38283,I'm not fit for the job and as a matter of fact I'm not taking the job.,Why do you keep playing at being so humble? It's a little embarrassing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38284,Just take deep breaths.,All that animal fat. I feel it in my pores or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38285,What are you? Her pimp? She said she might go get a drink first.,"Well, I mean, she always answers her beeper.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38286,"No, I never. What?",I been in the penitentiary for four years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38287,"OK, when you go in, just act like you're from outa town.",I am from outa town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38288,"You'll never regret this, Ray.","My parents left me that house, I was born there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38289,"Yeah. 'Cause they fucking shoot you in the eye, the face, the ear.","And sometimes it takes a long time, and you're fucking gagging.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38290,I said she isn't here. NOW you go home. Be a nice boy and go home.,"That sulky boy was here again this afternoon. I was almost scared, he wouldn't go away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38291,"Oh yes, father. Now everything's clear.",And the next time don't go around saying such heresy. You survived the fire at the movie house. But no one can save you from the fire of Hell!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38292,Christian Reformed. It's a Dutch Calvinist denomination.,Do they believe in reincarnation? I believe in reincarnation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38293,"Well, then, did you ever get any indication that she wanted to leave her husband?","I don't like talking bad about the dead, but now that he's gone I can tell you she put up with things in that marriage I wouldn't have. And yes, she, of all people, was the one who defended him. And that's why what that sheriff said makes me so angry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38294,I know. I'm just saying I understand.,"It's crazy out there. Young girls wearing mini this and mini that. Sometimes when I walk down the street and pass some sexy looking woman, she makes me feel like I'm bothering her. She stares down like she's afraid to look at me. Why she do that? Why can't she look me in the face?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38295,"I don't know, why?","If you were a child killer, you took these pictures, would you leave them out on the bed for anyone to find?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38296,"What is it, what is it? What's the picture?","It's people in the slaughter-house killing a calf. There's blood all over the floor, like a lake. And through this lake another calf passes by on its way to die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38297,"Not too much, don't cut too much.","Jackie, would you argue with your doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38298,Slides go with it.,Behind me. I'm making these slides out of these old pictures and paintings and stuff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38299,Since he moved to L.A.,"Forgive me now for seeming personal, but we understand that there is a lady friend he sees here in Provo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38300,You look like you could still be in high school.,"I know, everyone says that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38301,"Yeah, that's comforting. Mine, too.",Watch the driver. I'm going for a better angle on the door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38302,"I don't know, Christine. Perhaps it's because I feel attacked.","I ask you one simple question, and suddenly I'm attacking you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38303,I didn't hear you. I didn't hear that.,"He really did, he ate his little niece. He made pork chops out of her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38304,"Well, if we're friends, why can't we see each other?",I think that we should stop going out on dates.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38305,"Oh, for Christ's sake!","Ed Bailey, you look like you're Just ready to burst. Well call me A fool but I guess I'll just have To call. Cover your ears, darling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38306,"But you'll think about what I said about working together, huh?",OK. I'll think about it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38307,Easy to fix. Wyatt Berry Stapp Earp.,And I'm Josephine Sarah Marcus. My friends call me Josie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38308,It's none of your business.,"Rae, all we got is each other.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38309,"I mean, I am really attracted to you.","I mean, I am really attracted to you. Jesus, you are a fag. We can share recipes, if you like, Darlene.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38310,"Yeah? And what do you do the rest of the time, live off your trust fund?","I do construction, which pays real good. And I make it last by living cheap.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38311,Perhaps with a few small steps at a time. Like this one.,And perhaps with a large step or two. Like a peace treaty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38312,Tell me and I'll kiss you.,Freeze has turned the new telescope into a freezing gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an ice cube.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38313,"Yeah. This is an island, you know? Takes too long to get into the city. We gotta have everything right here or somebody complains.","Well, let's go talk to your doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38314,"For a guy who was lucky to be water-boy on the high school team, you sure got a big mouth, Kent.",I just think Ricky would rather not get a bowling lesson in front of the other kids.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38315,The crowd had to dig it.,"The crowd was most kind. I was born in 1945, but my life began the night of July 22, 1964. That was the moment of my conception. Right here in this very room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38316,Well Claire do you? Have you been exploiting his feelings or returning them?,Jim - lets just get the money and get out of here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38317,Did he tell you about Georgina?,I didn't mean it that way. I meant only that I am not in a position to ask favors.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38318,"Bud White, what brings you down to the basement?",I got a few Nite Owl questions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38319,You know what I'm saying.,"Yeah, I know what your saying. And I'm saying if you made it that far, they'd be watching every train that pulls out of that station.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38320,Who told you to step on my sneakers? Who told you to walk on my side of the block? Who told you to be in my neighborhood?,I own a brownstone on this block.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38321,"Didn't they tell you, Colonel ? That's what cap troopres are good for.",Hope you're ready for more. We're going back to P to capture that Brain.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38322,Then he called me a faggot.,So what do you think I do? I threw that cocksucker out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38323,Hey Monty--you think we'll get any business today?,I'm handing out a free lei to every customer! What do you think?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38324,"God, I don't know what it was called. I never saw it. I only got twenty- five bucks for the whole Goddamned thing.",I thought you were quite good in it. I also like the girl in it. Really thought she was good. I wondered if she was still around. If she was still working.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38325,But you never had a first date.,"Yes I did- I sat across from her in a mall. We ate together. We ate, that's eating, sharing an important physical event.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38326,"So then what, Mr. Wandering Jack?","Well, then logging got to be too much like work, so I went down to Los Angeles to the pier in Santa Monica. That's a swell place, they even have a rollercoaster. I sketched portraits there for ten cents a piece.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38327,"Look what they did to my hand, man!","All right, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38328,How could she have done this to me? How could anyone do this to anyone?,You didn't say anything about my hair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38329,What? What did we do?,We never thanked him for giving us our Special Needs class.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38330,You weren't supposed to see that.,They can't erase memories. It's a joke. It's a nasty Clementine hoax.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38331,"Oh no, man! Not on this hot muther.",All the bears gonna be walking today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38332,"Eight, six, and four.","Wow, that really is great. In a few years, who knows, maybe they'll want to be in my documentary!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38333,"I don't care what kind of mood you're in at the start of that song. When it's over, that mood has been altered. Wow. Great shit. What's next?","Well, I thought that after messing with your head, I'd give you a little kick in the keester.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38334,"Oh, Bruce. Don't tell me you carry it around with you.",I feel naked without it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38335,"Oh really? Well, I guess you can kiss that career as an art appraiser goodbye, because we paid over four hundred thousand for it at the contemporary picture sale last June.",You could have a great beach house for that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38336,Six kilometers. Four miles.,So how are we going to get this place shaped up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38337,I'm sure you understand.,"Well the neighborhood is full of dogs, and it's not always Otis.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38338,"Look, I loved ""Exposed!"" and I hate it that you got busted. I know the school paper sucks in comparison, but it's really not THAT BAD.",Don't even tell me you're hot for Miss Titty Pom Poms over there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38339,"Murman and Imelda had been slipping into a private chat room. Low had poor old Testa drooling on the keyboard. Abduction fantasies, voyeurism, mutilation, teasing him with fetish elements. He is very good. I think it's safe to say Richard Low is Murman.",We're waiting for trace evidence results on the Rice killing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38340,What is it? What's the matter? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 56.,"They're kissing again, do we have to hear the kissing part?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38341,"Hi, how'd your day go?","Oh not to bad, kinda like the Walt Disney version of the Ho Chi Minh story, but other than that it was terrific.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38342,I can't believe you're a Laker Girl!,"Hello! You're like, a lawyer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38343,Isn't that -- extreme?,What's extreme is what that ER doctor said when he pumped your stomach. Eat another sesame seed and that's it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38344,"That involves a lot of extra work, doesn't it?","Yes, but that's an added service a firm like Cedar, Cedar, Cedar and Budington usually donates.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38345,"You're right. I should work, too. Our first issue together is almost ready to print.","Thanks, Uncle Billy. Thanks for everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38346,"I dunno, but they look nice. I rather like ' em.","Top of the list of priorities, how nice they look.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38347,"Hell, boy there some other Duke you know about? A great American.","Yeah, I was never that big of a western fan. I like science fiction.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38348,you woke me up to tell me that?,It's not fun for me anymore because you're missing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38349,"I know, I know.",See if you can find a key for these. Try those drawers. It's a little brass one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38350,I can't believe he just jumped you.,Can you hand me those french fries.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38351,You talkin' to me about Ramada Inn?,"I have to talk to you in a second about that, Lance, ok?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38352,What was that all about?,You know how that Toby is. Thinks every man he sees is after his Jenny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38353,"No! Don't lay your hang-ups on me, Vanessa. You're being very trippy.","I'm looking at you, and the whole time I can't help thinking you had your willie inside her hootchie-kooch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38354,Can I come in?,"No problem, I enjoy talking in my sleep.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38355,"If you're at home in the ooze, and nowhere else.",This is going to become very physical. Are you prepared for that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38356,Are you so superstitious?,"To call a person superstitious is to imply they fear magic, but not all magic is black.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38357,"Yeah, it's not bad. Usually Ann has some serious salt action going. I keep telling her, you can always add more if you want, but you can't take it out.",You have family here also?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38358,No! I don't believe it! It's not possible!,"I didn't say that it would be easy, Neo. I just said that it would be the truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38359,"First I'm stuck with Jury Duty, now this nonsense.","Yeah, I hate to love and leave ya, but I've been over this X-Files shit since the sixth season.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38360,I give you full marks for bravery --don't make yourself a fool.,"Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp. We can live there quite happily for some time. So, whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38361,But not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.,Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38362,"As a matter of fact, it means the sugar syrup is ready to be poured off. You'll have to excuse me.",Of course. It's been nice of you to spend this much time with me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38363,"My dad's in hell, and he's falling apart.",I'm sorry. It's really tough when your parents get older.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38364,So where's this infamous arm now?,I put it down the garbage disposal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38365,Wally. This is Danny Witwer. He's from Justice and we're to give him a full run of the farm.,"Nice to meet you, Wally.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38366,Two thousand francs. If I stay here a week I will cost the Russian people seven cows. Who am I to cost the Russian people seven cows?,We had to take it on account of the safe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38367,What's good about it? I miss him something fierce.,I mean this is good dialogue along in here. It'll play.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38368,I could come up with 750 grand in a day if I had a reason to.,But who says you will. I got a guy I can depend on. He's liquidating everything he has for this. You wouldn't even give Carver his money back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38369,This can't be happening?,"Now you'll be mine, Cindy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38370,And you must be Steed. Please don't get up.,I was about to throw in the towel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38371,"I don't know, Dad doesn't either.","Well, it must mean something. She was obviously very sentimental.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38372,You are. I joined up to get out on my own. And you had to tag along.,What ? You think I joined the Mobile Infantery because of you ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38373,"And I also believe in God and the Devil. In fact, I know they exist.","Well, by saying that, you're acknowledging the existence of a higher power. Which, to a narcissist, is impossible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38374,What kind of clothes was he wearing?,"A brown suit, brown shoes and a white shirt and a grayish tie with red, or reddish brown figures on it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38375,"Well I guess there's no time like the present. I'll go run a check on that room, just to show we go that extra mile for our guests.",Sounds like you've been talking to Mac too much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38376,At least I let you tag along.,"Oh, yes. Give them a flower and they'll follow you anywhere.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38377,Maybe you can look after me a little.,That Tom sure is cute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38378,"Good. 'Cause every time you start thinkin', we end up makin' money.",We need to put together a meet for the whole country. We all got the same problems. We could talk. Meet the guys we don't know. Lift a few with the guys we do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38379,"Take all the time you like, doctor.","I'm sorry, I've never seen any of them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38380,"No, stick around. Can I get you something? Drink? Coffee?","Oh, I don't want to be no bother to nobody.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38381,"Erin Brockovich. Car accident. Not her fault, she says. And she looks like such an honest girl, don't you think?","You shouldn't judge, Brenda.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38382,Better call an ambulance first.,I gotta show you Jason's grave.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38383,"Just get back soon, or I start looking for a new groom.","Soon as I'm back, I'm gonna trade that in for a bigger rock.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38384,How fresh is this coffee?,I generally make a fresh pot ever week even if there's some left over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38385,"But I thought Captain Chekov.. I see. Very clever, Captain. Spock, it would appear that you've been given a second chance to join me. What do you say?",I am a Starfleet Officer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38386,You were going to be a Cardiac Surgeon. I was going to clerk for the Supreme Court.,I was going to play golf. You were going to have Asian girlfriends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38387,"I can hear you breathing, Daddy.",Yes. I can hear you breathing too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38388,Who are you people?,I'm an investigator with Pro-Tech Security.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38389,"Buddy, you don't realize it but what you're doing isn't nice.","Aw, come on, Rose, I want to see what the nipple on it is like.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38390,"Stop worrying, Deke. She was in a boat.","I had a man trip and fall in the parking lot once, sued me before I could bat an eyelash.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38391,"Jesus, it's a real gash, isn't it?",And just think if I got her the ring she really wanted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38392,"No, I want my cut!","I'm going to say this one last time for you, so take a deep breath and count to ten. There is no cut.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38393,Buzz Fazeli never helps anybody but himself.,"He's my father, Millie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38394,He's been betting his head from the gun. Gotta have kings.,So then you just call him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38395,"I don't know. Sure, I guess.",You could make your own cinnamon toast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38396,Gimme three sloppy joes and a coupla cups of hot stuff.,You pass that funky Cobra on the highway?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38397,What's wrong with Applejack?,He's having a heart attack or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38398,Just call us the "dead end kids".,May I use the phone please.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38399,"Evildoers, huh? Big or small?",Small so far. I think he's leaving the big fish for Harvey Dent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38400,You can't prove a rumor. That's why it's a rumor.,Created by that little tabloid twit Gale Weathers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38401,"I cut your new orders personally. By the end of the month, you'll have your first command: USS EXCELSIOR.","Thank you, sir. I've looked forward to this for a long time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38402,I have to see you.,"Hey, stop by the shop.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38403,"Yeah. I know. Leather would be more practical, but whatcha gonna do?","Miles, I know you're busy and that you charge by the hour so I'll come to the point. Howard and I are planning to marry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38404,You buying? He kinda wanders around. You'll see him if you pay attention.,"I need to find him kind of soon, Elly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38405,"Remember, Kansas, every time you point a finger you've got three more pointing back at you.",She's been the weak tit on this mama cat since the beginning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38406,You're thinking of Mr. Wizard. This guy's an eccentric genius.,"Hey, so was Mr. Wizard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38407,I'm sorry to hear that. You think he's unfit for military service?,"At first is no doubt. But then I am seeing on his paper he work in American hospital. And I think there are so many drugs in such a places, he could take some by mistake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38408,Like disposing of their wives?,Get that idea out of your mind. It will only lead you in the wrong direction.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38409,Not thirsty? We've got enough virgin samples to last us the week.,I don't feel too good. I think I'm still drunk from last night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38410,It is quite amazing how those clothes have come back into style.,Yes. I have seen styles on television.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38411,"No, I just ran it! Why are you running it again?",Well it's a good thing that I did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38412,Don't you worry. We're just having a quiet Sunday at home.,"Well, I'm here putting together a show. It's a benefit really.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38413,No. That's the name of the slave- master who owned your family. You don't even know who you are. You're nothing. Less than nothing. A zero. Who are you?,I'm not Malcolm Little and I'm not Satan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38414,Who the hell are you?,Put it in a cup of water. It's nutmeg.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38415,Baby? And what baby is that?,Your baby. The baby you're carrying around inside you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38416,Wanda does these photographic things. That's one of her pictures on the wall.,"Yeah, well, they probably smoke weed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38417,"Must have been hell, huh? Zero Cool? A virus has been planted in the Ellingson Mineral computer system. You were our prime suspect, till we trashed your stuff and found no trace of it.","However, we have come to believe that one Joey Pardella is involved in this Ellingson virus. He or perhaps his accomplice has a disk that Mr. Belford needs to disable that virus. We want you to help us find it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38418,"Well, this one won't be a chick, will he?","Certainly not. Oh, no. Certainly not. This will be a full grown myna bird. Full grown.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38419,Fuck pets. Is this your partner? I had to come back and do the Malkovich ride again. Fuck everything else. Is this her?,"Yes, hello, I wanted to place an ad. Hi, are you Craig's wife?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38420,"Of course! A double for Michael, Tony.","I know what you're going to say but don't say it. These drinks are all on the tab. I'm gonna see you this Tuesday payday, I promise. I give you my word.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38421,You! Don't make me laugh.,You're such a smart aleck! Nobody can do anything but you. I'll show you how to stop a car - and I won't use my thumb.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38422,Why do you say I'm self-conscious?,"Well, I've been watching you. I've watched you eat, I've watched you speak, I've watched the way you move, and I see somebody who is extremely conscious of being looked at. I think you really believe that people are looking at you all the time. And you know what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38423,"No, sir! It was the hardest thing I ever did, sir! Until this.","That's a lie, Mayo. You've gone through a lot worse, haven't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38424,And he is living proof.,"No, I think maybe you've been right. I think I may have been too critical in the past.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38425,That's not Roger. It's one of Doom's men. He killed R.K. Maroon.,"Lady, I guess I had you pegged wrong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38426,If he ever calls again I'll say I'm eighteen.,Boy I am so glad to be through with all these games.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38427,"I can try, sir.",I only wanted to know what she's like in the sack. Do those big boobs hold up or are they kind of droopy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38428,"Oh mom, you should have seen this man came along on this beautiful grey horse. Wasn't it pretty?","Really, what kind was it a mair or guilding?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38429,"What are you talking about, Erik?",What if we could find Bi-Frost the Rainbow Bridge?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38430,"A few years ago, I actually saw him do ""Dracula"" live. I thought he was much scarier in person.","Kathy, I'm about to tell you something I've never told any girl on a first date. But I think it's important that you know. I like to wear women's clothes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38431,You're not breathing right?,"Lately I'll just start getting lightheaded, dizzy, and I realize I haven't breathed in like two minutes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38432,What? You know him?,It was just a joke. I was pushing the arrow. I wanted to get to the next question. I wanted to find out who was gonna win the Series.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38433,You must be discouraged.,Not too bad. This brings back that Dumper in the picture.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38434,Man -- that's terrible. He was a nice fellow -- I am sorry about him.,It seems that he was a thief and an imposter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38435,What the heck is THIS?!!,"Honey, I have a little secret to share with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38436,What's with the voice?,"It's nothing. It's just the helium, because of the air pressure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38437,"Well, obviously, we got to go back.","Bob, that makes no sense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38438,What do you think's going to happen to us?,"Well, Dawn, I'm an optimist by nature.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38439,"It's fine today, Robert.","Shame on you, Chauncey - you should let me be the judge of that. Please, sit in the chair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38440,"You will do as I tell you. You will try to reach Ynyr, the old one.",I must follow the Slayers. They've taken Lyssa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38441,I think you'll find it is in your interest.,"Hold on. OK. Look Willie, it's Plank outside asking for you, he says it's in our interest.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38442,Centuries! Where did you get the money to pay for all those treasures?,"Of course we have no money as you know it. We do not buy or sell or seek personal fortunes because, well, because there is no uncertain future here for which to accumulate it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38443,"My sixth-grade science project was entitled, ""Love Hurts: The Heartbreak of Human Papillomavirus."" Trust me, I'm careful.","I love that you're asking questions, but do you really want to get into all of this?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38444,"It's not our affair. Even if Wudan accepts her, her husband might object.","I thought by giving away the sword, I could escape the Giang Hu world. But the cycle of bloodshed continues.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38445,That nigga worst than them damn pit bulldogs or something! That's why moving wit'cha Uncle Elroy and Cousin Day-Day is the best thing for you right now.,Ya'll making me look like a punk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38446,It's done. ALBRECHT I figured as much. Did you cap off Funboy.,Funboy had to leave this mortal coil.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38447,Even if I got there first she wouldn't go with me.,She would if she heard my voice on the phone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38448,It ain't the law!,The law. Well the law is a human institution.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38449,"Peggy Sue Kelcher. Or, Peggy Bodell. I'm not sure.","Oh boy. Peggy, what are microchips?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38450,"It should, or it will? Least going back the way we came we know what we're up against.","You think you can make that pass weighted down when you almost fell the first time you're wrong, and you're not going to take my share of the gold with you trying it. We're heading Northeast.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38451,Pretty amazing feat: all that shit down the basement and your wife's up in the bedroom the whole time.,Don't take your eyes off her for a second. I think she just declared War.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38452,"Yes, I am. I'm an archer who can read and write. Who do you want to write to?",The King of England. I want to give them the chance to leave Orleans in peace before I get there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38453,"He's on a new drug called ZBH, or ""Daydream"". It allows the user to be fully alert and mobile while he's dreaming. He is literally conscious and unconscious at the same time.","Yeah well, that's like really groovy and everything, but who hacked my uncle's legs off?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38454,"Oh, God! Here yuh go! Oh, good, now he'll think- Aaaah! Okay.","Okay, it's in. It's definitely in the pot!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38455,"Yes, I know. My first concern is to locate the lucky man. When I do, it's your job to keep the newspapers away from him.",It's okay with me as long as my weekly stipend keeps coming in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38456,What're you doin' here?,"Oh, Amber, like you're the only one who visits Mary.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38457,My children make me happy. I miss them so much. Beth. Scott and Beth. I'm going to name my daughter after you.,"It's gonna rain again. Every time I wash the car, it rains.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38458,How was I supposed to know what kind of shoes you had on?,"Mr. Salvatore, do you have any proof that you and Mrs. Windham were having an affair?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38459,"Christ almighty, George. Feed her a cheeseburger or something. What does she weight, eighty pounds?",I know. She needs to slow down. She's going to blow an O-ring.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38460,I'm unmarried. I'm not available.,You told me one time it was true love.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38461,So uh -- how come I haven't seen you around here before?,"I work in the palace, I don't get out much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38462,"Let's check it out, Dad.",Wow. There's the town. And there's the air base. This is a great hill.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38463,30 hours to Neptune orbit.,"All boards are green, everything's five by five.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38464,And it's horrible too. I'm sorry Jeffrey. That's the way it has to be. Anyway. I'm sure you do understand.,Mrs. Williams? Thanks for the cake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38465,How old were you?,"Seven, eight. So one day my mother catches me sort of staring off into space, and she asks me what I'm doing, and I start trying to explain to her, about this state that I can put myself in, and this look comes over her face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38466,Can you describe the relationship between Mr. Kramer and his son?,It's beautiful. It's just beautiful. They have a beautiful relationship.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38467,What time do you get off?,"Wow, it's the red one?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38468,"And why do you always refer to yourself in the third person, like Napoleon? How come it always turns into an argument with you?","Look, I've got the hair, got the eyes, got the teeth, I got the car. I'm the lead singer, I'm the man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38469,Can't it wait till morning?,Please Mom? I just don't want to be alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38470,I always knew there was more. I felt it.,"Then remember, you are the heir to a billion dollar empire. You have a staff of literally thousands. Multiply everything you ever imagined by a million and you still can't even wrap your head around everything that is yours. ALL YOURS.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38471,Stay until you feel better? I would like to hear all the news.,I'm worn out but won't you feel like you are taking in a stranger?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38472,"Come on, fellah -- speak up!","Admiral, if we were to assume these. whales are ours to do with as we please, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38473,How did you get this gig?,"My visual style is very erotic, sexy, how do you say - hot?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38474,I don't know who I am.,"Well, I'll be an Alabama porch monkey's uncle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38475,"Yes, of course. So, golly, where have you come from?",I desperately need a jeep. There's been an accident.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38476,You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.,Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway. Ooh!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38477,"Oh, uh, about a month ago. Wha- what do I have?","You've had some dizzy spells. What about ringing and buzzing? Have you, uh, noticed any of that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38478,"This is L. B. Jefferies, a friend of Tom's. Who am I talking with?",This is the baby sitter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38479,"What?! This is a class ride, Johnson.","Yeah, if you're Superfly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38480,"You see, particularly with the Marge problem, you can just blame me.",Marge and I are getting married.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38481,"Then you're only a hundred-forty- five in the hole. Now why don't you just take your Visa Express Silver Card, call Karl Malden and have him send you the money lickity split.",I don't have a credit card. They took my wallet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38482,What did he say?,He said that my hand felt good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38483,"What do you mean, you think so?","I sent a lot of checks, I'm not sure what all of them are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38484,"What should I be, a white inferior- ist? A multicultural Zulu egalitarian? Let me ask, where are your people from?","My mother's family is French, my father's was German, originally.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38485,Why do you say that? You've never seen me.,"I think that would probably make you the happiest. When I'm hoofing, I mean really doing my thing, hitting it, nothing compares to that feeling in the world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38486,"Yeah, well. I'm working on that. I've got something going.",Yeah? I better see some money out of it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38487,"Stranger? Julia Farren a stranger. Why I've played every theatre from Boston to San Francisco. I've been to London and Paris. Those days - those beautiful, shilling, golden days.",But I only came to give back the ring.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38488,"Andy, I'm calling you up like this because I have the utmost respect for your artistry. But -- I need your permission to fire him.","Oh dear! George, this is gonna kill Tony. He's waited his whole life for this break.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38489,That's why we Lutherans use grape Koolaid for the blood of Christ.,"Oh, there's a parking space over there. Oh, no, that's just a compact. Sorry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38490,You didn't show it to anybody?,"Actually, I was planning on running down to Kinkos. Do you think you could give me ride?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38491,I see you as a young Meg Ryan myself.,"Thanks, Dewey. But with my luck they'd cast Tori Spelling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38492,"Ready to die quiet-like, asshole.","Hey, let's get something straight. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, but you're always gonna be the asshole, so just shoot, alright.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38493,Do what you have to do. I don't take it personally.,"I do. I take it all very personally. Very nice meeting you, Vivian.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38494,"And when I try to talk to you seriously, when I try to explain to you the unlimited creative power of life, how beautiful it would be if we gave up this hopeless struggle and simply loved each other from our hearts, what do you do -- you mock me!","I don't intend to mock you, dear. I respect your philosophy. It's beyond my comprehension, but I respect it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38495,There's no *real* ship as can match the Interceptor.,The Black Pearl is a real ship.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38496,"Don't fret. It's only his dream. Dreams aren't catching, not like measles.","I didn't know about the puppets. It's a lot to take in, all at once.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38497,High line whores. With plastic surgery to look like movie stars. And who knows what else? It's run by this guy Pierce Patchett. You want to talk to him?,Yeah. But first I want to brace Stompanato.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38498,I don't know. I got a feeling.,I'm wearing your bracelet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38499,Thank you. Can I see her?,Just wait here. She's coming right back out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38500,Not in the eyes of the law.,"So, we find this guy and make a deal with him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38501,"Sure. But I'd hate like the Dickens to be held to everything I've said before, wouldn't you?",You're not paying for this. It's quite enough that you let me sit at your table.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38502,"Once we nail Roy, that's it. Victory is ours.",This is taking forever. I'm starving.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38503,Let's just say I've done due diligence.,"So, fine, it's not that the Jew, the Jews own the media and the banks. It's that they're sexually corrupt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38504,And I was only asking you if you would let me examine your report without interruption.,I don't see why any man should get excited when he is asked about his hometown.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38505,"I don't know if it has, really. With the exception of One and Three, I've pretty much kept out of it. I'm working in television now. The hours let me spend more time with my husband and little boy.","Now that you have a child, is it possible you've decided horror is bad for children?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38506,Stop the car! Now!!,This has been on helluva beginning to a quiet weekend in the country.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38507,Well what would you call him.,I don't know. Sometimes I think he's pretty much a ghost.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38508,"60% OF THE WOMEN IN THIS WORLD ARE NAMED ""LIZ"".",It's still impressive by my standards: My name's John.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38509,"Oh, honey, I'm so glad we're spending our vacation at home.","God, how I have looked forward to this, honey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38510,That's not sayin' much.,It's the one thing that stands between me and the jungle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38511,"Yeah, but what a ride. You can't make a hamburger without chopping up a cow.","Hi, welcome back to the 'World of the Psychic,' I'm Peter Venkman and I'm chatting with my guest, author, lecturer and of course, psychic, Milton Anglund. Milt, your new book is called The End of the World. Isn't that kind of like writing about gum disease. Yes, it could happen, but do you think anybody wants to read a book about it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38512,All right. I'll do it. I'll do it.,"Thank you, Bloom. I knew I could con you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38513,"I really can't. Besides, it's pretty interesting.","You're weird and I'm afraid of you. Seriously, Cassandra, there's a lot cooler things you could be doing than your homework.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38514,"I gotta take a squirt, where's the commode in this dungeon?","Go down the hall, turn left, up those stairs, then turn right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38515,"Don't sweat it, man. I needed a kick in the ass. We're better friends for it.","Thanks, man. I've been hating myself for the last two days.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38516,Your teeth are straight.,I need corrective oral surgery. I need the braces.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38517,It's Jennie. Just tell me if Telly is there.,Oh hi Jennie. Do you want to come make out with me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38518,"More or less, we are all afraid. Especially at night.","I'm afraid that Anna has come back. I feel she's back, and that they're together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38519,Business must be good if he can afford to buy up useless property.,I heard this quarter his profits are gonna be supernumerary.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38520,"Kat, I'm in paradise. I don't ever want to leave.","So, we won't be going to London?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38521,The new Beaujolais' come out in France next week. You like wine?,I'm more of a whiskey drinker myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38522,What do you say to that?,I say that feeling compelled to do the opposite of your parents is as enslaving as emulating them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38523,Pretty much the same reasons I was crying. But things will be better when we move to a new place.,Then I'm gonna do what you do to make me feel better when I'm sad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38524,These are my children. Mine. And they ain't no question. None.,"I think sometimes, Mrs. Little, candor is the only kindness.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38525,"Oh, that's right. Isn't that nice? I hope that girls knows how lucky she is, marrying no less than Derek Summersby.","Jeez, Mrs. Raymond, that was eleven years ago.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38526,"Vada, we're trying to work here.","Cruella deville stole all the puppies, she was gonna make a fur out of 'em!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38527,"Listen, before you get very used to staying here, I think you and I need to talk about a few things. Can I take you to lunch?",I done et just a little bit ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38528,Who are you? Hitler's hall monitor?,Well maybe you should join a hippie commune. But let me tell you something. Sooner or later it's gonna be your turn to take out the garbage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38529,Then why have you come?,We got a major creep alert and we're just going down the list. Your name was first.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38530,"Morton Hull, the producer of 'This Evening' just called.","Yes, I have seen that show on television.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38531,--and so determined to live that I'm going to get out and take a taxi if you don't watch where you're going.,"I suppose this is going to sound absurd. I've only known you twenty-four hours, but I'm in love with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38532,Who's this guy I always see her around?,"Darryl. He's alright, kinda corny.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38533,"I know I am, Mom.",Here's your lunch. And an apple and banana for extra energy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38534,"Personally, I'm Type O.","You know, I've always been fascinated by show business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38535,"But, what if you're afraid to ride horses?","It doesn't matter, 'cause they're not regular horses, they got wings, and it's no big deal if you fall, you just land in cloud.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38536,Are you busy on Friday?,"Yeah, I have to help my father.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38537,And we can illuminate part of it from the inside out.,So we want to change-up the mission statement.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38538,Tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.,"He said you say that! He also said if that be the case, you'll be dining with the crew, and you'll be naked.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38539,I don't hear it anymore.,Can't hear anything through that wind and rain.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38540,I ain't scared of you.,"Yeah you are and you hate it. You hate the fact that your hand is shaking and mine isn't. That you're sweating your balls off and I'm not. You've got fear and hate in your belly like battery acid, all because of me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38541,What are you suggesting?,"When I needed to catch earthworms, I knew the best way to catch them was not to chase them. I had to draw them out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38542,The computer just translated the goddamn message. It's not an S.O.S. It was a warning.,Maybe we can get in by the top.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38543,What does she do with herself after business hours?,It always seemed to me she was sort of lonely and unhappy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38544,What about your husband?,"I'm very sad but Richard said that since it's Cary Grant, he completely understands. I'm also taking Mrs. Delaney away from this town. She'll be living with Cary and I in Beverly Hills.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38545,"I know all of you have seen the overnight ratings. Through the roof. But in this game you gotta be one, two, three steps ahead. I introduce you to Myrna Goldfarb. She's the best media consultant in the biz.","First, I would like to say I love the show. It's very courageous. My parents marched in Selma, Alabama with Dr. King.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38546,"The guy doin' the job names the price. If you don't like it, you can kill Masseria yourself.",I will be the Boss of All Bosses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38547,And that would be Morals. That would be one's own moral sense of decency.,What's a moral orgasm John? Tell me how it feels exactly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38548,"Well, it's only the truth. There are horrible things in the world, Rose.","Buddy, you are in one of your evil moods, I don't want to talk to you. I'm going out and sweep the patio.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38549,It appears he missed an excellent Chance to keep his mouth shut.,Felt his liver go on that last One. Get him to a doctor or he'll Be dead in a couple hours.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38550,We're not supposed to go back there.,Chicken. This is a great short cut.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38551,It's not that easy. Maybe you can take chances; maybe you can wander around like some stray wherever you please. I can't. I don't want to be alone. I need to know I'm going to be taken care of.,You need a meal ticket is what you mean. Some guy you can latch onto just long enough for him to get you out of here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38552,How can you look at it so clinically?,Take your average cop. They deal with death everyday. If they let emotions get in the way it would cloud their judgement.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38553,"You don't understand. It's an addiction. You fight night after night, trying to fill the emptiness. But the pain's back in the morning. And somewhere along the way it stops being a choice. I want better for you.","Save the sermons about how great you want my life to be, okay, Bruce? If it weren't for Batman my parents wouldn't be dead. You don't get it, do you? This is all your fault.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38554,Got work. I know a man who's got a boat. Wants me to sail it for him.,"You a sailor man? That'd be the life. Drive across the country, step on a boat and just sail away. A man could pretty well disappear like that. Just sail away until all he was was a memory. I guess a little place like this would just be a dot on a map to you after awhile.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38555,"Don't answer, he low born. Jun look at him, mongrel. Your wife where she?","She lives her own life in New Jersey, America.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38556,Pops put Big Daddy's farm in Rhonda's and Sunny's name and fixed it so no one can borrow on it.,We could borrow on that land and put the money to work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38557,Don't make me Jerry Lewis you guys for the rest.,"Hey, I even took my parents' foster kid money. Phillipe's gonna have to gather rice without pants this month.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38558,"We're all assholes, Bernie?","When I was a kid, I thought I was gonna be this fantastic wonderful heroic human being.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38559,Whet do you mean?,"They were talking about the Vrykolakas this morning. Cathy, that's what you are - a weak, pale, half-dead thing that drains all the life and joy from those who want to live.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38560,Say! Do any of you guys know the Madison?,"Brad, please lets get out of here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38561,I'd take him to the doctor.,You're watching T.V. and suddenly you notice a wasp crawling on your wrist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38562,"Rafe's folks had a crop dusting business, owned their own planes. Real straight, frugal. My father was the town drunk. Went to sleep one night on the railroad tracks and was still there when the Dawn Express came along. Rafe and I were the only ones at the funeral. He took me back to his house, and I never left.",You were more like brothers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38563,Your wife and children are back in New Hampshire in the snow?,"Yeah, they're in the snow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38564,What do you mean?,Look at that place. It's creepy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38565,"Well, I'm pretty impolite. Would you like some?",I don't eat vegetables.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38566,"Yes, darlin', time will tell.","Rose, that scruffy-looking man is out in the yard again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38567,I'm in the bathroom.,Well here's the purse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38568,Are you? Of whom?,Can I save the sheep from going to the market? So they don't die.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38569,"Here's Ghengis Kunt and The Demilitarized Zone. Get it? They're Korean, so they're pretty hot.","You know, it's interesting. The South lost the Civil War, but they still seem to get all the glory.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38570,"Got an A, Mum!",glows with pride. STEVE is emptying his pockets on the bench. HONORA pats STEVE's hand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38571,I'd better go in.,I only live up there and across the roof.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38572,With all those holes Nels pumped in I knew you wouldn't suffocate.,You can tell she was really worried about me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38573,Whoa - give me a chance!,Sorry. I took a Benzedrine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38574,"Then I don't think so Mr. Bloom. If nothing is going to change, I'd just as soon it not change in the way it hasn't been changing all this time.",It's not like you're going to lose anything. You can ask anyone in town. I've been nothing if not generous. I want the best for everyone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38575,I've been wrong a lot in my life.,Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38576,"You're not going to the ocean with that, are you son?",I'm all checked out for light surf and look at it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38577,"What are your plans now, Mr. Chance?",I would like to stay and work in my garden.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38578,"You forgot the ""Now I'm going to tell you what the hell is going on"" step. See usually that comes before the, ""It's over"" Step. And it always, always comes before the ""You can go"" Step. What is over?",The life of an idea that has lived too long in my head.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38579,"You know, my name's not Spooky. It's, it's Rachel.","Hello, Rachel. I'm Selina.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38580,What kind of stuff do I bring?,"I don't know. Warm stuff, I guess. It's the mountains. I guess it gets cold at night. I'm just gonna bring everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38581,"Yeah. Just a little short. Figures. I just wanted to get out, that's all.","Please, you don't understand. I have to get out of here. They're going to come looking for me. They're going to kill me. If I can't get this ticket then I'm going to have to do things to get out of here. I don't want to hurt anybody, I just want to leave.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38582,"This is Candy. Hang on, let me get some clothes. See! I don't' understand why I have to start the scene in the shower! The whole shower things been done, 'Vertigo' hello! And I mean, my boyfriend just died, why am I showering?","Why don't we just read the scene? Candy, is that like candy cane or candy apple?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38583,That's right. They'll find the original of her snuff clip in your apartment. The one I left for you at the club was a copy.,Was I a really busy guy? Did I do Tick too?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38584,"Perhaps it was. I was in boarding school for so many years, it's hard to remember. Do you have the tape of the latest exploits from my favorite hobby ?","Yes sir, I do. Last night's, fresh from the Park.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38585,"Uh, Maker's Mark. Rocks.",My name's Grant. Grant Ashby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38586,I have an urgent CommPic from Space Lab Regula I for the Admiral. Dr. Carol Marcus.,"In my quarters, Uhura.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38587,"That's not entirely true, Will. It's the way you think.",I think there has been a lot of bullshit about the way I think. I came down here to get away from all that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38588,What do you want?,Same thing you want. I want to be out of Sierra; to be able to do as I please. But that takes money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38589,Five hours. We both just know. Do you think I deserve to wear white?,We all deserve to wear white.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38590,I should hope not!,"Gump, you're putting words in my mouth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38591,Ten hours straight. He's a machine.,This is incredible. I know kung fu.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38592,What I'm saying. But you still come out this goofball romantic.,"It is my sword and my shield, Macey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38593,It's been a long time.,"Yes, ma'am. A lot of water under the bridge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38594,Good evening. I'd like a single for tonight.,"Oh, everything's the same size, same price.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38595,What are you looking for exactly?,The books themselves or maybe some pages he ripped out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38596,"I thought of that, with the filters from the Clark, we've got enough breathable air for twenty hours. After that, we'd better be on our way home.",What about the life readings you picked up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38597,Under control? You idiot. You didn't know who he was?,Fat Sam left the beach today. So did Gummy. It began to occur to me that some things are beginning to happen that maybe I should be aware of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38598,That's a thick change of heart from this afternoon.,"Maybe I don't like being played, like she played us today. Maybe I don't like that at all, Jake. I'm just pissed enough, maybe I'll rip the neck off my own grandmother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38599,I had to sleep with the lights on for a month. But I never missed a Lugosi picture after that.,"A few years ago, I actually saw him do ""Dracula"" live. I thought he was much scarier in person.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38600,I'm getting to like it here.,Did that porcupine say he'd get you back on the tour?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38601,You gave him the money?,I gave him a key to a locker that had the money in it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38602,"Twelve Young, answer the radio. I have a call for you.","She said to me, I love the way you talk on the radio.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38603,"What is it, honey?",It's that darn ghost again! I don't know what to do anymore. He just won't leave us alone. I guess we'll just have to move.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38604,I'm sorry. You're right.,"I think he's weird, but that's me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38605,Of course it does. Obviously in denial. Maybe we can help.,"We're part of a special class taught by the lunch lady, er, I mean Ms. Heller. Maybe you'd like to join us, it doesn't require any walking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38606,An enormous amount of money changed hands to get control of this project. We are in little danger of being left alone for long. You'll need to do something. Otherwise they'll be sending someone out to recover you.,Gibarian said he thinks Solaris should be destroyed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38607,Do you think I should take her to see a psychiatrist?,Oh no. I'd wait and see what happens with the Ritalin. I think that's the answer. Wait two or three weeks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38608,Oh no? Smell this.,"Icarus, please, if you want me to give you a bath just say so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38609,There's some sort of pattern here. It'll take a minute.,"Have you looked outside? Jellyfish. Everywhere. I hate jellyfish. Harry, what happened in the cafeteria?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38610,"Thank God, that sucked ass.","Uh, except for you Eric. I'm afraid you need to work more on not saying the F word and the N word.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38611,They use the Bogan Force.,"Like Bogan weather, or bogan times. I thought that was just a saying.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38612,Well I didn't see it.,Well I put it in. That one. You just set there. I'll get tickets and a cart for the bags.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38613,"Oh, that's so interesting!","Well, now that you've had your history lesson, I think I'll get on to the museum.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38614,Like I told ya. My thumbs.,"No, I don't mean the thumbs. You already told me about the thumbs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38615,"Yeah, I'm 5-5 and 1.","So, it's not a winning record.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38616,"No, I don't mind.","All my life, I've wanted somebody to talk to. Back in Mandrake Falls, I always used to talk to a girl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38617,"Because if you knew what you were getting into, you never would have done it.",I'm not letting this list get out in the open.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38618,"Well, not exactly. See, I met this girl. Real nice girl. God-fearing girl. Her name's Sylvia.",That jelly you were talking to right here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38619,"What better place than this? To stamp it out, you gotta start at the source!",Like I'm responsible for all the smokers!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38620,"I'm lost. You don't get enough attention, you get too much attention. Which is it? Where are your shoes?","All we want is to be treated like human beings, not like guinea pigs to be experimented on and not like bunny rabbits to be patronized.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38621,"If I didn't know where she was, could I take you to her? Get your hat and coat. We haven't much time.",It's my cloven hoof. It trips me up sometimes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38622,You've got to be kidding.,Runs against my nature to hole up in a cave and wait.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38623,It is dangerous to be here. The radio says this is a nest of cockroaches.,I need one last favor. Go back and get the twins.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38624,You were in hell?,I couldn't believe the things I was doing. It was like an internal struggle going on inside my body.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38625,"But there's something profound here, Maxine, we can't exploit it.","Fine. I'll do it myself. I was going to offer a partnership to you, but this way it's more money for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38626,When are you going to find time to help me fix the roof?,You all don't believe me when I tell you I'm afraid of heights.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38627,"Umm, where do you want this?","Oh, just put it over there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38628,I just always did like truck rides.,"Boss, I made an arrangement with that man to take his broom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38629,"Okay ladies and gentlemen or both. It's come to the time in our show when we like to introduce the band. Over here on lead guitar Mr. Randy Horsefeathers. Come on hit a hot lick, Randy. Well, come on, y'all are supposed to clap now. Come on!","Karl, you better clap your hands or he'll just keep on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38630,"Tell me something, Buddy. You know anyone who's actually done one last big score and gone to live the good life? Cause it occurred to me that everyone talks about doing it, but I don't know anyone who's actually gone and done it. Do you?",What about that D.B. Cooper guy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38631,"We'll pray that he doesn't die! But if he does, then we'll find a way so no one knows!","Rachel, this is a man's life, we hold it in our hands.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38632,I got to at least try once.,"You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38633,"And you fell for it, Pete. It frightens me what I'd like to do to you. Who else knows about this?",They were all standing around when he wrote it. It was after they got back from fishing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38634,"Soon as I rest a bit. I meant as soon as we are back to normal again, anytime.",Here I am thinking about myself when poor Harry is resting on the floor of the kitchen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38635,"Well, they didn't actually mean that.","Yes, yes. They were very sincere about it too. You see, a perfect body in perfect health is the rule here. They've never known anything different. So what was true for them they thought would naturally be true for anyone else living here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38636,"Who the fuck are you, Mother Teresa?",My name's Scott Roper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38637,"Doctors, if you please - - I have to insist we get moving.","Oh, you know, if it's alright, I'd like to stay with Dr. Harding and finish with the trike. Is that okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38638,Well I think you should.,"I told Regan that was holy water, I sprinkled some on her and she reacted very violently. It's tap water.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38639,There is no such regulation.,"All right, join the party. Mr. Spock, the ship is yours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38640,No. What is happening?,Maybe you don't know. I know you though. You're Jeffrey Beaumont and I know where you live and I know ways to get you and I know ways to kill you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38641,I thought you weren't old fashioned.,"In some things. When we were children, there used to be an old man that came around and would snatch your soul if you didn't have something on you that didn't make a X.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38642,The same way I'll know that you went to Scotch. Trust.,I still don't see how I'm going to get clean with the money in the apartment. Everyone will think I did it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38643,Ketchup? Who eats ketchup on a hot dog? Mustard's what you want.,I can't eat it with mustard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38644,Damn you! What did you do that for? He can't prove anything.,"No, you just wanted me to keep my mouth shut so I could go to a hanging alone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38645,"Yeah, big ones. What do the Nazis want with you Dad?",They want my diary.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38646,"The star's destruction has had numerous astro-physical effects within this sector. However, none of them appear to have a connection to the energy ribbon.","Give me a list of those effects. I want to know every single thing which has been altered or changed, no matter how insignificant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38647,Just rolled them up and threw them in.,Lucky thing for us they weren't in that lime.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38648,"Yeah. I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime but I did it anyway. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal.",That's a strange attitude.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38649,-- He's just a lucky guy.,"Monsieur Rick, may I get you a cup of coffee?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38650,I hadn't noticed. I've seen you around. What's your name?,Jimmy. Everyone calls me Jimmy the Finn.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38651,"Quince, I've got confidence in you.","Sir, I'll deliver the package.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38652,I gotta piss real bad.,"You're a funny guy, Talley.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38653,Why are we doing this?,"So we can stick our heads out the window and feel the wind and listen to the music. So we can appreciate what we have while we have it. Forgive me, psychiatrists don't cry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38654,If it played in England somebody owes me money. Who told you that -- Eddie?,Said it went on for donkey's years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38655,"Daddy hired a pinhead to take your job. He says so himself. Says ""Even my son-in-law was better than this pinhead I got now"".","Bunny, is that stuff I left in the garage still there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38656,"Don't play simple with me, Jake. You want me to spell it out for you? I'll kill Grace if you cut me in on the money.",I think this heat's getting to you the way you're rambling on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38657,"What about you, Captain?","I'm in my backyard, lying in my hammock, with my arm around my wife, listening for the sound of breaking glass.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38658,A draw. What makes you think they're well mannered?,"Bobby, this is a plumb gig. It's a bunch of young agents and it's at a restaurant. It's gonna be easy and we'll make a lot of money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38659,"Okay, okay. You're right.","I know it, and it feels good. Hi, Ty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38660,"Oh yeah? Oh, how'd you ship it over there, man? Federal Express? Hm? By the time it got there it'd be way cold and coagulated. Total waste. Cheese be stuck to the cardboard.","Buff, that slice is the difference between life and death for some half-dead Bangladeshi.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38661,The day you got me out of jail?,"Yeah, that night I went to pick up a guy. I hear he's staying at this house, so I sneak in, wait for him to come home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38662,"Remember when the artificial gravity, went out in the toilet?","Hey, Doolittle, think we'll ever find real intelligent life out there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38663,"Well, I don't get on so well most places.",I see. That beer made me dizzy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38664,I am prepared to write anything you tell me.,"My birth sign is Water Bearer, twenty-fifth day in the month of Janus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38665,"Yeah, I reckon they did. Hit like to tore me up when I read about that pore little cripple boy.","Yeah, me too. That was nice of that woman to give you them flowers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38666,"Paul, can you hand me the olives? Ruth, I need you to, what was it?",What about the souffle? Has that gone in?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38667,What was the matter with it?,He can't sit still. Just when we arrive at a nightclub he wants to go to another one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38668,It's not for me. It's for love and happiness forever.,Look over there. It's Cameron.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38669,You are looking unseasonably hot. Let's go inside and grab your rocks.,In my weakened state I am no match for the bat and the bird.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38670,"Do you have real iced coffee, or do you just pour hot coffee over some ice cubes?","Everything is real in here, honey. As real as the color of my hair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38671,Hello?! What's in it for me?,"Thanks a lot. Seriously though, by winning this bet, you will prove to the world that you indeed know everything. Isn't the rush of gambling on your cynical philosophy of life enough?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38672,Out my way in Montana we always call a bluff.,"Well, I helped my hand so I'll have to see you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38673,"I'm a very light sleeper, traffic noise keeps me wide awake all night.",Those trucks. I know exactly what you mean.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38674,Rache says it's from you.,"Well, don't make him disappear before I see him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38675,Thought I'd take a walk. Any law against it?,"Well, you just turn around and walk the other way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38676,"You're strong enough. But you're going to need courage, Willow.","I don't want courage. I don't want to be a warrior. All I've ever wanted was to do magic, real magic, like you!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38677,I don't mean to hurt you. I know this is a terrible thing. And I have really loved you.,"Whoa. Whoa. Have really loved me? Letty, it's natural to be nervous. But we're going to work through our problems.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38678,"Ya know Harry, I think this whole experience has soured me on women.","Yeah, we should never let a woman come between us again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38679,"You ol' sack of guts. I had a belly like yours, we wouldn't have nothin' to worry about.",'Atsa sign I got me an affectionate nature.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38680,"No, he doesn't. Not really.",It's really pitiful. She's in bad shape.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38681,Is that a fact?,"Yes sir, boy, they, heh, they say that old Fats just shoots the eyes right off them balls.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38682,I'm so sorry. I was led to believe there were going to be different kinds of social and psychological types at this gathering.,"Oh, I was scared of the same thing, Heather. The minute you try to deal with the actual teenagers who have contemplated suicide you're stepping into quicksand. Quicksand filled with bad complexions, bad grades, bad parents, bad drugs, and all sorts of doody nobody wants to hear let alone bend down to clean up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38683,"So, um, Pony, where are you staying? Are you staying at your mother's house?","No, no, they, uh, you know, that can be kind of a hassle, so , uh, you know, I just stay at the Four Seasons. It's easier.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38684,"Dickie and Peter, that's just too good gossip, isn't it?",Or Tom and Peter even.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38685,Oh yeah? Why's that?,You're standing in horseshit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38686,You got a chisel round here?,"If we're going to identify the source of the mutation, we need to isolate your recombinant DNA so we can activate positional genomes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38687,Yeah? Have a brandy?,"Thank you. Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this cafe, but we know that you have never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38688,"I remember being drawn to you even then. I thought, I love this woman because she's alone down there looking out at the black ocean.","But I went back to my food. The next thing I remember, I felt someone sitting next to me and I saw the orange sleeve out of the corner of my eye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38689,"Give it up, Ray. You're living in the past. Ghostbusters doesn't exist anymore. In a year these kids won't even remember who we are.",Ungrateful little Yuppie larvae. After all we did for this city.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38690,Try to kiss my butt just once before I'm transferred.,"Sorry, Admiral. It wasn't mentioned in the job description.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38691,"I wondered. Did he invite you to lunch, or did you invite him?",I wish you wouldn't be so sarcastic about Ralph. He's the sweetest kid I know.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38692,Roy? Your clock broke.,"Nice going, honey. It was brand new.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38693,So what's the plan today?,"We head north, begin the grape tour up there, make our way south so the more we drink the closer we get to the motel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38694,No -- not this time.,I know better than you what people will say when they have to. When they brought me in for questioning I informed on my friends the very first day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38695,"How long do you live? I mean, last?",A hundred and twenty years on my existing power cell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38696,"I'll not do it, Gray.","Oh, yes, you will. You'll do it to oblige Fettes and myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38697,Then why did you leave?,I burnt down the Chemistry building.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38698,What do you think? Good move?,"Good move: when all is said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her pants off and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38699,Like a real sister?,"We're not real sisters Jamie, but that doesn't mean I love you any less.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38700,No! I'm not gonna do it! If I don't dress like this for Mom I'm sure as hell not going to do it for you!,We don't have a choice Jen. We're stuck until he comes back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38701,And Philip will be there to film it. Now that's the end of it!,I want that shark alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38702,I am in charge now. Get back to work or I'll fire you.,"Let me ask you Mr. Manager, do you notice a smell of cockroaches? If I were to leave this room, I'm sure I could find this smell. I know people who could cleanse it. But maybe it doesn't bother you? Why is that? Are used to this smell? Not me, I need a clean room to escape it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38703,"We already know each other. Hey, Brenda.","Hey, Cindy. Your friend needs help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38704,"When you saw Dr. Lecktor's murders, their 'style,' so to speak, were you able to reconstruct his fantasies? And did that help you identify him?",I want to see Lecktor now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38705,What are they doing now?,"Eating Scungilli, just like the last time you asked.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38706,"Well, that's pathetic. Poor Rose, what a life she has had.","We make our own lives, Madam. As for malignancy, I don't think so, it's very unlikely. I probably shouldn't have even mentioned that possibility to her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38707,There is one problem.,He will not take us to the island. It's in the National Park and it is forbidden to go there. But we are allowed to travel to this one to stay for one night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38708,"Back in '37, you heard Benny Goodman play for the first time, so you went out and got a used clarinet. You wanted nothing more than to be able to play like him. You tried hard, but it wasn't long before it was clear that Benny Goodman would never be looking over his shoulder. So you gave the clarinet to Spencer.",Huh. That was nice of me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38709,"Oh yes, I'm John Triplette.",I'm gathering information about the characteristics of music people. I just finished a documentary on Gandi.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38710,"Hi. Oh, hi. Hi.","Well, bye. She laughs and backs up slowly toward the door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38711,That's not your zone. Stick to data entry.,I was part of the escort team that re-animated him. My partner's dead because of this guy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38712,I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask.,We all wear masks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38713,"But why, Gray? Why?","Because it would be a hurt to me to see you no more, Toddy. You're a pleasure to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38714,I'd like to live in that place. Hinckley Cold Storage.,Yeah. Convert it into lofts. OK. Pop quiz. What's the single most important aspect of your job?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38715,"Well, the night is young. Did you straighten out the chair situation?","I'm working on it, I've made three calls. I can't stop thinking about how much I love you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38716,"Well, if we're, like, the man invisible, what are you?","I don't know. Uh, I'm an artist, I guess. You know, there's life and then there's the people watching the life, commenting on it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38717,Do you think I should stop by on my way back? Show you what I got? It's not a problem.,You know that's probably not the best idea. I'll just wait to see them in the store.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38718,Is that what you're saying?,"That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I'd like something off the other list. Which, very least, that I'm entitled to. If I'm still working here, which for the moment I guess that I am. What? I'm sorry I spoke harshly to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38719,What exactly is the treatment here going to be then?,It's quite simple really. Were just going to show you some films.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38720,"Men are very sensitive, you know. We need to feel loved and desired, too.","Well, when you started introducing me as ""the old ball and chain,"" that's when I left.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38721,"And remember, Rents: no skag.","Aye, OK, Fr. But the good times couldn't last for ever.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38722,"No, you look like a hooker.","Actually, I'm a movie star out for a walk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38723,"Okay. Alright. Okey-dokey. Now, we need the nanobot. The nanobot that initiated the reaction. Once we have that we can stabilize the meltdown. Simple really. No problem.",The nanobot is gone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38724,Busy. I went swimming and prepared a new vehicle. A big vehicle.,That sounds charming. Did you meet any interesting people today?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38725,So I'm responsible for the weather?,"I asked for metal, you gave me glass.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38726,"Hey, it's your Bar Mitzvah. I'm just readin' the Torah portion.","I guess I could be chalant about it, but then again I'm not even sure if that's a word. Listen Chief, we could stand around arguing all day, but I gotta case to crack.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38727,Hard for me? Hard for me? Hard for me? Hard for me? You had questions?,"I checked with the school board, she's not an accredited teacher.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38728,We'll refuel in the Bahamas. I know someone there.,Great. I love the Bahamas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38729,I'll call that little bluff. How close?,"Uh oh, it's Nancy. She wants another load of firewood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38730,I heard them Morgan.,It's probably picking up another baby monitor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38731,You son of a bitch!,"Sweet talk me all you want, I still want my hundred-forty-five dollars.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38732,"Actually, the boy's quite astute. I am trying to kill him. My Evil Associates have cautioned against it, so here he is, unfortunately, alive.","We've heard from Scott, now let's hear from you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38733,"Alright. Look here, any of you kids hear in this room: what you hear here, what you say here, what you do here, f'it got out, you leaked it. Tell'em what they need to know.","When it broke, he said one word: get me Ronnie Brean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38734,You always do this to me.,"Well, I don't mean to. Here's your tea, Tita.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38735,And just think if I got her the ring she really wanted.,"Sorry. Uh, let me see, have a seat. I'll get you some aloe vera for that cut too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38736,What wouldst thou have with me?,"Good king of cat's, nothing but one of your nine lives.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38737,It's only four days.,"Oh, this heat! Times like this I wish we took that offer from your brother and moved on up to Michigan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38738,Who the hell are you anyway ? What is this place ?,It's called Murderland. It's paid for by First Bank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38739,"You're Anya Rosson, aren't you? I've heard of you back in New York.",Sorry I can't return the compliment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38740,"You're tired, Striker, overworked. That wiring meets all the safety specifications.",I know you've been subtly spreading the word that I'm having a breakdown.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38741,You looking for him for some other reason?,"Yeah, I had an appointment for a pelvic examination.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38742,LLOYD? What about Ms. Heller?,She says that she's got more important things to do now that the new mall opened.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38743,"But we civilized it. A place belongs to those who bring light to it, don't you agree.",I always thought the French came here to get the rubber.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38744,"No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying I don't need a limousine to know who I am, alright?","Right on. You know what? He doesn't need the limo, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38745,"The word is sick. Ted -- very, very, very sick.",What would you say if I told you the toilet just blew up in my face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38746,"No they couldn't, somebody had to see something.","My Denise is a smart girl, she wouldn't do anything stupid, and her boyfriend, he always seemed like a good kid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38747,"No, no, I'm definitely not asking for anything. Except maybe mercy. Like, it would be really great if nobody hit me.","What have you done, Junebug? Did you hit someone with the Previa?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38748,You cut off your little finger?,"Well, they, uh they were nice enough to sew it back on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38749,"I'm Ted, by the way. I think I forgot to say that.",I know. I'm Ginger. Miss April.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38750,6:30. How do you know what time the posters were torn down?,"I don't. I just know they were there when I left. I'm giving you helpful information is all. You know, instead of wasting time interrogating me, we should be out there trying to find out who did this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38751,Not for me. Miniature golf's for pansies.,"If the Japanese are pansies, then pansies are my kind of people. Sheila steps over to the booth with their food. The Buzz Burger has three holes cut in the middle to make it look like a bowling ball. Buzz sees the two sleazeballs park their car and walk towards the diner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38752,Alright. I heard you were in Spain.,I was. I see your peach fuzz finally grew in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38753,"Actually, Mel does his own ass work. Why wouldn't he? It's delicious.",The ice cream or Mel Gibson's bottom?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38754,You are weird. Let's just go.,"Oh, no wait, I like that you bought me here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38755,I could have stopped him.,"Buzz, I would love to see you try. 'Course I'd love to see you as a crater.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38756,Teach! Where the hell are you?! Where's our visuals?!!,"Fat Lou, we're changing courses for the Solaras Space Lab.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38757,I don't watch him eat everyday.,"You stare at him non-stop, like every lunch. Like this. Like most people stare at car accidents.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38758,I need help with her.,"Well, hello there, honey-pie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38759,And make sure you read the footnotes in Levinson's class. That's where all her exam questions come from.,Wow. I'm glad I met you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38760,"That's just what she said. I had a boner with a capital ""O."" I went to kiss her but she broke off laughin' and ran down the hallway. I found her lyin' on a bed in a room filled with assault weapons and Penthouse magazines. She was a wild chick. She was wearin' bright orange pants with kind of Spanish lookin' lacy black stripes down the sides. You know, them kind that doesn't go all the way down your leg?",You mean like pedal pushers?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38761,Sorry. Let's go back to the van right now.,"No. I'm not going to the van, it's so gross. Come on. I'm doing my performance right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38762,But you weren't. I could tell.,I was so nervous. I remember I couldn't think of anything to say. There were long silences.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38763,"Thank you, Miss Johnson.",I don't live far from here. You and your dog can come home with me and have yourself a hot meal and then we'll talk about how to get you back home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38764,'Drugged' is a stupid word.,But the peyote is obviously affecting their brains. It's made them break a migratory pattern that goes back thousands of years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38765,"Business first. I went into the ""Warrants"" system and erased your records. You're clean. In fact, you're now on the informant payroll.",I can't even look at you without wanting to vomit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38766,"You know, I was the one who created Hell.","I know, your wickedness.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38767,If I'm not taking you away from anything.,"No. I was just going to have some iced tea then split the atom, but that can wait. I just have to get my shoes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38768,"Yes, I know, I know.","Well, uh, you know, she ate the gun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38769,Anything I might know about?,"Well, um, I kind of let things go on this novel I'd been really into - I mean, the whole publishing industry is totally corrupt. I mean, really, it's finished.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38770,I love the symphony.,"I hate it. I'm so happy, Becky. Finally I feel happy. This is right. This is real. Everything else is what happens when you watch too many movies and completely lose sight of what counts. Please don't tell anyone about what happened. ""Sleepless in Seattle"" is history.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38771,"Are you kidding, it looks great. You wear this to a business meeting, you're the badass in the room. But you can go out dancing in this too. It's a total power suit.",I think I'm gonna just get this for today. I'm in kind of a hurry. Would you mind ringing this up while I change out of it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38772,-- A steal at eleven hundred dollars.,That dress should be listed on the stock exchange.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38773,"Benny, there's nothing there.",There is. They came out of the belly of the ship and then went to the first terrace and flew down into the houses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38774,"""Wee Willie Winkie runs though the street."" We think he might be making a reference to himself.","Maybe, but I don't think so. I think it's just a tease.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38775,Nice to meet you. If you don't mind me asking you - how old are you?,I just turned twenty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38776,What? What is it?,This place is like a scumbag yard sale.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38777,Never mind darling. You go back to school. I don't want you missing anymore classes today.,IT'S LISA SHERMAN. But she still looks like we're eighteen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38778,Look how big it makes me look. I look like an Alp.,I think it was sweet of him to pick it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38779,What happened? Is there a problem?,May I come in? I would just like to ask you a couple of questions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38780,The key is don't look down.,Also like sex with my wife.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38781,"Yeah, tradition's a bitch, ain't it?",Reach for the limit I always say.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38782,You'd love to prove that. Getting your name in the National Geographic.,"Larry, we can re-open the beaches in August.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38783,I don't know. No. Not Greer. Somebody.,"It was a man's voice. Repeating some sort of children's rhyme. I don't know, it didn't make any sense. You didn't hear it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38784,How did it go today?,A man tripped and fell on a chainsaw. We got three of his fingers back on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38785,With you clowns watching my back? What do you think?,Just make sure you hit the floor when we come in. It could get ugly in there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38786,Maybe putting your nose in other people's business?,More like other people putting their business in my nose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38787,Don't talk about things you know nothing about. He was in a dictatorship!,"Yeah, yeah, art and politics, yeah, yeah, I heard all about that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38788,"Hey, are you awake?","Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm not gonna see her again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38789,Let me get your change.,"Flo, I'm just gonna help myself to a refill on the coffee.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38790,The French. They supply the Rwandan army.,"Paul, do everything you can to buy time. I will call you back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38791,The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died.,"There's something out there, you know, something under that sand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38792,This -- ? This is nothing. You know what'll kill me? Her.,You were burned by some organic acid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38793,I think he wants to see your rabbit foot.,I let this rabbit foot do in place of my toby that I lost years ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38794,All I know is -- it's not Brooke.,"That's touching, Elle, but we need an alibi.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38795,Me? What did I do?,"I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38796,That's a nice tour. All booked? When was Susie around here last?,Four five nights ago. That's how I know the romance is off. Also Steve's in a very bad mood.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38797,Maybe it's just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?,It's not a food baby. I took three pregnancy tests today. I am definitely up the spout.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38798,"Okay, Buff, listen to me for a second alright?","No, I know what you're going to say. I don't know anything about making a video. But that's a plus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38799,I had to say goodbye.,There's a meatloaf sandwich in there too. Don't go skipping dinner just 'cause you're not here anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38800,"And I'm listening avidly, fellow.",My name is Donnie Smith and I have lot's of love to give.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38801,"Let's walk over the bridge, we haven't done that for a while.",We should go to the Metro it's quicker.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38802,Right! An early start with Janet's debut on 'Good Morning Denton.' By the time we unveil Farley's 'Faith Factory' we will have earned our beauty sleep.,Can I just 'peep in' on Brad before I go home?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38803,I'd like to see him. Why don't you bring him down?,"You know how it is, Dad. He's sort of under Mother's thumb.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38804,"Hang on. Hang on, Max. You see?",I see. I see the earth opening up and swallowing us all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38805,Psychotic pig. He had it coming. Mr. CTU . . .,Now wait. We all had the same option as Blake. It was work for the government or do time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38806,"Criers and complainers! That's what I get! Moaners and groaners! Me, Lex Luthor, who figured out how to live in luxury without ever paying one cent in taxes. Lex Luthor, who built this fantastic kingdom under the sea, so to speak, hidden and undetected by the fools who eke out their miserable lives on the streets above.","Streets, Sunlight. When was the last time I saw sunlight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38807,"Sir, it's you Thank Ipthar!",Quellek. What are you doing in there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38808,"So they tell me. Not soon enough, of course. How are you, Sal? You look fantastic. It changes your life, you know. A baby. It puts everything in perspective, doesn't it. Doesn't it, Mac? You can't be the center of your own world, anymore.",It's an object lesson in grace. Wow! Look who's here before me! My leading man is on time for once.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38809,Get up and dig.,We've been digging. We've been digging for hours. If there was anything here to find we would have found it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38810,"You mean like ""time flies""?",Exactly. I would say the fact that you feel the first year of your marriage has gone by quickly means lots of things. Or could mean lots of things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38811,Yeah I get bored.,I start thinking about what I'm gonna eat afterwards.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38812,Well if you keep listenin' to the music that loud you're not only gonna damage your ears but your neighbors ears.,I didn't realize it was that loud.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38813,"Feeling lucky today, Miles. Found a penny -- Heads up. There was an empty cab right outside my building. We hit every green light.",And we got rid of the red head.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38814,"Well, that's what the law's for, isn't it?",And I don't just mean the SEC. We could have the FBI breathing down our necks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38815,This is me in the eighth grade. Did you have Mr. Deegan?,"Oh, yeah. I had Mr. Deegan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38816,"Aye, OK, Fr. But the good times couldn't last for ever.","I think Allison had been screaming all day, but it hadn't really registered before. She might have been screaming for a week for all I knew. It's been days since I've heard anyone speak, though surely someone must have said something in all that time, surely to fuck someone must have.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38817,Ridiculous of you to think of killing yourself for money. Eight thousand dollars.,I told you - I'm your guardian angel. I know everything about you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38818,"Naw, it ain't like that.","If you see that boy again, bite off his ear off like Mike Tyson.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38819,Ask him. Ask your saint who he is. Ask him who he's killed.,Please don't creep around this house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38820,Gee-zus! What a mindfuck. You're here to save the world. You gotta be shitting me. What do you say to something like that?,"I'm going to let you in on a little secret here. Now don't tell him I told you this, but this ain't the first time Morpheus thought he found the One.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38821,"Mrs. Dreyfuss, can I borrow some coffee -- and maybe an orange and a couple of eggs?",Eggs he asks me for. Oranges. What you need is a good horse-whipping.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38822,Couldn't we forget the plane? You could lift me in your big strong arms?,"Sure, and let the plane crash in the middle of the city.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38823,"Now I'm privileged?! Why? Because I didn't grow up on food stamps and welfare? Because I didn't call home a cardboard box? No, I never ever went to bed hungry and I'm proud of it, too. Whoever told you that living in poverty earns you somekind of badge of honor flat out lied to you.",The point I'm trying to make is that this is a blessing. It's going to be fun doing this show and we should all look at it that way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38824,"Bones! How baddass is zat? This is the place for us. Patrick, you get platinum props, man. Platinum.","Yeah, in the land of the blind the one eye'd are king.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38825,They were wrong. Case closed. This thing doesn't live in a swamp to support it's body weight for God's sake!,"That thing's got a what, twenty-five, twenty-seven foot neck?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38826,"Buggin' Out, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but you can really direct your energies in a more useful way.","So, in other words, you are not down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38827,Thank you. Whatiya say we just enjoy the evening?,"I like that idea, that's a real good idea.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38828,"--and as soon as we lose a game, he'll be back in your arms.","I said when I think about you, I get wet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38829,How would like some Salisbury Steak with buttered noodles?,"We can't, we're on a hunger strike.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38830,"No, are you? We want some Black people up on the Wall of Fame.",Turn that JUNGLE MUSIC off. We ain't in Africa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38831,"It'd never get through. All packages are screened, x-rayed and then hand-searched for explosives. You didn't like my ""give-me-my- money"" idea?",What if we hand deliver to their homes or office?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38832,"Yo, DeLa, I just got the news from the CNS brass. They saw some clips from the pilot and they're rushing it onto the air. Yo, we're a midseason replacement, ordered 12 shows. We're on in 3 weeks. Didya hear what I just said, Yo?","They didn't even view a rough cut, just some scenes we quickly cut together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38833,"Well I'm done talking to you, what do I have to do, draw you a diagram!",I decided to make a female figure after all! I want you to pose for it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38834,He had an orange hat on.,"I hope that wasn't a joke because I can assure you, from personal experience, the FBI does not have a sense of humor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38835,Sounds like you speaks from experience.,"Last question. You're watching an old movie. It shows a banquet in progress, the guests are enjoying raw oysters.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38836,Why don't you come in for a while?,I would like to finish reading this. What would I talk about? I haven't read this month's almanac. I don't care to hear about how the corn was this fall or how to get rid of gophers by putting garlic in their holes. They pride themselves in making life hard and that's not my cup of tea.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38837,That's right. It's a combined data stream based on all three previsions.,Show me just Agatha's data stream.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38838,"I've got a new agenda now, it's get rich. The only way the Iraqis figure into that is not at all.","I don't want to see people killed any more than you. But we try to help out we die, and all we do is die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38839,It's just that we're not used to seein' anyone stand up 'round here. Kinda took us by surprise.,Oh yeah? That's good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38840,It's all about who you know.,"Look, we're not suckers. Everyone else is out there doing the same thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38841,"Can't really focus on birds at the moment, Pendergast. I'm tryin' to keep my breakfast down.","In this violent world, I believe the only way to stay sane is to take time to notice beautiful things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38842,Taking forever. I just got an additional list of sixty-two employees to interview before Monday. I don't know how I'm going to do it.,"Well, it's good that you're there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38843,Or it found us.,We have a surprise guest star waiting in the wings.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38844,No. Just the cross streets.,"Well, this is the corner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38845,"No. But my revelations were for the King of France, not for you.","When you saw your king for the first time, was there an angel over his head?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38846,Let's hope she doesn't expect me to swim upstream.,You see the couple up in the balcony?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38847,I'm totally blown away. You're getting married. It seems like only yesterday I showed you how to have oral sex.,"Deb, I want to throw you a shower.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38848,I took it with me. It's in a safe place.,"So you know about Marvosa, and Stanton, and all of them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38849,It's alright. I'm very happy for you.,It's a good measure of a woman that she'll have her honeymoon under the stars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38850,We've all done a poor job of it.,"I still say this is my tag. Any objections, Hoffy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38851,"I wanted to be loved completely. My body throbbed excitedly. Oh Brad, Brad my darling, how could I have done this to you?",And that's all the time that it takes For a heart to beat again. So give me a sign That a lover makes You look around The one you've found Is back again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38852,"Bottom of the ninth . Mr. Worley. Oh, by the by, Mr. Worley, have you seen your lovely wife today?","Oh, you're speaking of my charming wife Mrs. Alabama Worley.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38853,I'm going out with Greg tomorrow.,This Greg is really getting in my way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38854,"Last night was very exciting, wasn't it? Have you figured out what I'm doing?",You're playing the Tarakoss opening.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38855,We don't need your help we're doing great on our own.,"I want to come home, of course I do, I'd have to be mad not to want that. It's just that Marcus trusts me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38856,"Come in, Mr. Juarez. I'd stand, but, well, you know.","Actually, my name is Craig Schwartz, Dr. Lester.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38857,And my mother's ears. But the rest belongs to you.,Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38858,"You did great, Ichiro.","I called Ohashi, he'll be waiting. I like him waiting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38859,What do you know about me?,"When you started first grade and your mom went to work, it was so she could save for an apartment. But then she met Peter and skipped the idea of renting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38860,People who will help our cause.,"Well, there's the Hamiltons. Joe and Shelly Hamilton.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38861,Not unless you have an unreasonable fear of dying.,"Doesn't look like much, but that's King Hell ice, man. Fry your brain out soon as look at you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38862,"'Nita, this is about reporting, not accessorizing.",And we're going to have to do something about your hair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38863,Yeah? Megan where are you calling from?,My name is Megan Inverso. We went to college together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38864,"I've got a plan. You and Val take your truck, get to the mountains. Hike to Bixby. Get us some help.","Those scumsuckers are my radials, Pham!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38865,"Thank you, sir. Thank you. I promise I will repay you.","Just take it, OK.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38866,You better put on the lights. I can't see what I'm doing.,No - no lights. We don't want anyone to know we're having a party.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38867,"You see, Karl, growing up, only knew that sex was wrong and that people who did it should be killed for it. He couldn't really read but, well, neither could his mother. But, his father made sure that his mother knew what the Bible said. And she made sure Karl knew. You know he slept in a hole in the ground under a toolshed, right?",I knew he slept in a toolshed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38868,You got a chisel round here?,"If we're going to identify the source of the mutation, we need to isolate your recombinant DNA so we can activate positional genomes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38869,The quest isn't going well?,Obviously not. Look at all the cartons that didn't make the grade.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38870,And then you left him? He lost weight there and you left him?,Plus he fell in love with a temp.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38871,"Well, I've got my alibi. I was at the Public Library. Where were you?","Children, will you go into the next room? I want to talk to Chris alone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38872,"How could I, with all these nice people stopping by? The fact is that I've lived by myself for so long, I can't imagine living with another person. It's amazing what you can get used to if enough time goes by. And anyway, I'm asking the questions. Are you happy?","I don't know anymore. I thought I was, but obviously I was wrong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38873,"Did you buy the cassettes? The Wagner, the Berlioz?",I brought Johana to meet you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38874,What is this? What color is it?,Blue. It's Blue Velvet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38875,"Lydia, I went to this great house tonight, this guy designed and built, you would have loved it.","Oh, yeah? I wish I had seen it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38876,"Yes sir, I do. Last night's, fresh from the Park.","I have to say, that I am glad you are such an amazing kiss ass.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38877,You mean there's mre than one?,Huh huh huh. Hey Beavis. We're on a bus with chicks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38878,Isn't there anyone that can stop him?,"Interestingly enough, in the dreams there is one person. A gatekeeper, so to speak. Someone Freddy's got to get by before he can enter our world. It's you, Heather.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38879,About a quarter to one.,We're interested in where you were from the time you left the auditorium until you got there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38880,Don't worry about it.,I just want to be straight on the details. Can I taste it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38881,"No, it was the perfect level.","Thanks. Oh, did I tell you. I picked up that new KC and the Sunshine Band record that you recommended. You were right, it is good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38882,"What's your interest in this, Mr. Bergman?","Well, he may tape an interview with us. And, we believe if his testimony showed up in a court record first, it would free him up from his confidentiality agreement and give him some protection.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38883,And her voice? Like lark song?,Deeper. Softer. None of your twittering larks! I would banish nightingales from her garden before they interrupt her song.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38884,"An ice sculpture. It's Venus - the Goddess of Love, the completion of which is his unfulfilled dream.",It is kind of rough.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38885,You told your dad?,You have Corey and DC. I have my dad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38886,"Zachory ! My boy, how goes the carnage down on 44 ?",Not that well sir. I believe we have a few too many soft hearts in the building. Did we aquire a bank from Chicago or a charity ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38887,"I wasn't eavesdropping, I was overhearing.","I didn't ask for the money, Phil just gave it to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38888,I thought it was you. It's the hair!,I'm working on that soccer story.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38889,What should I charge?,"Oh, that's the beauty of it. These are free samples.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38890,I can't! I'm scared!,"Tim, you're gonna have to let go. I'm going to count to three.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38891,"You know Granville's looking for you, Niki?","My name ain't Niki. It's Pattica, like in Attica.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38892,I won't pay for nothing.,"He didn't used to be cheap. He thinks if he holds on to his money, he will never die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38893,Worried about what all your girlfriends might think?,"Frida, you know you're it for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38894,This is show business?,"Look, miss. We're tired, you have gum on your lip, and we're going home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38895,How do we do that?,"You lie in the middle of the road, look like you're hurt. When the car stops I run over to the driver and put a gun to his head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38896,Dial him up. We need him to run interference.,"Nels, don't let that cop pass you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38897,You're thinking of the groom not seeing the bride before the wedding.,"Oh, right. I always gets those two confused.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38898,You know Diane Court?,"Wow, man. Well. Listen man, I need you to be the keymaster.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38899,I will start with you.,That's great. I'm thirty-five years old. Just over six feet tall. I weigh a hundred and eighty-two pounds stripped.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38900,He's got great hands.,Hey - I love gloves- I look really great in gloves.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38901,That's it. Just the two rooms.,This is the first house I've been in without a TV.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38902,"Hardly anybody does, that's the beauty part. No cameras, the DOJ doesn't bother with it, it's accessed by a tunnel they boast about. You know the best place to hide a leaf?","Yeah, that's old, in a tree.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38903,So what are you going to do?,"I'm going to drink my coffee. Then, we're going to the police station. Where there will be lawyers, loss of job, house, humiliation, gutter press, and probably prison.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38904,Tell that to Cotton Weary. You wouldn't believe how easy it was to frame him.,"Yeah, we just watched a few movies. Took a few notes. It was fun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38905,This band sounds terrible.,"I sold all the wind instruments. Hawaiian Air, business class. And you like that new fur coat?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38906,"Maybe. I could have stopped it, though.","Since you're feeling guilty, why not donate your pretzel to somebody who needs it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38907,I don't know what you're talking about.,"Well, what have we here? It appears be a tape.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38908,"I can't. Everybody who touches that thing gets busted, I can't afford to get arrested, I'm sorry.",Maybe I should just go to the bathroom or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38909,Might I ask why you no longer work for the mob ?,There was a bit of confusion on one of my last jobs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38910,"Turn right on Timonioum Road. Hurry, Dad!","If Mom's a psycho, Scotty will still be ok, won't he?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38911,I've been taking pictures so long I don't know how to read anymore.,I'll send you some comic books.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38912,"You got in the car, didn't you?","Oh, God, how calculating of me to lead you all on like that after you offered me a ride in the middle of nowhere.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38913,..harmonica style is okay.,I just love being a sister.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38914,"I am a Major, Private. You would do well remembering that when addressing me.","Excuse me, ""sir"". I thought we spoke as equals.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38915,Where did you come from?,"Do you believe in time travel, Donnie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38916,Goddamn it. Why do you say that?,Look at yourself. You look like you've seen a ghost.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38917,I mentioned it in my report. Didn't you read the report?,"Everything ever written about extra- terrestial life imagines that life is essentially human. If it doesn't look human, it's a reptile or a big insect or something, having human values, human understanding.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38918,Pardon me--*this* is. Where are we now?,We're over in the House.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38919,Soft and supple. Like a lady's.,I try to moisturize regularly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38920,Wait a minute. You want to look at fucking penguins now?,Yeah. Let's look at the penguins.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38921,"But Kara, no one has ever gone from here to Earth. The journey is dangerous.",It was my fault we lost the Power Source.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38922,I have other means of sustenance.,The Resurrection business? That may end sooner than you think. New laws may come.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38923,Right. Sign here for your valuable property. Alex signs.,The chocolate and cigarettes you brought in - you lose that as you are now convicted. Now go over to the table and get undressed. Alex walks to table and undresses. Chief Guard moves to table with his clipboard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38924,"That's a cow, Harry.","Well, I could go for a tall glass of polar bear milk right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38925,"Getting scared? Don't worry, they've probably just gone home.","What? Tony and China, together?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38926,"Well, you had better go and get it from the office. That's if you want to see your son reach his next birthday. Now chop-fuckin'-chop.","All right, furry muff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38927,"You're a sick puppy, Geller.",It's an expose on cafeteria food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38928,We've been over this. Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.,"Well, you know, maybe something else until this whole puppet thing turns around.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38929,"Honey, what if I'm wrong? What if I just don't have it?","Ed, it was only one review.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38930,"Wait, what's that supposed to mean?",I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here. It's obviously a poisonous environment for a baby to be raised in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38931,Come on. Let's get back to the others. We can't leave them alone.,It's alright. I can tell by the way the dog's acting that whatever was out there is gone. What is this place?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38932,"You see, it's not a dream.","You know, sometimes I think that it's the other that's the dream. The outside world. Have you never wanted to go there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38933,"This is different. Eventually she'll take someone to the attic. And then what? We've got to try to contact this guy Betelmyer. We gotta get some help, hon.","Did you copy these gravestones right, Adam?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38934,Catch of the day.,"Oh, oh. That sounds personal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38935,"No, they will not. I know how things work in this city.",Oh yes? You always know everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38936,We definitely want it to have junk.,Well don't worry about it. My stepmom is forcing me to eat really healthy. She won't even let me stand in front of the microwave or eat red M&Ms. Hope you're ready.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38937,"Sheriff Deeds' dead, honey--you just Sheriff junior.","Yeah, that's the story of my life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38938,"Die, you pond scum!",I'm the President and as they say 'The buck stops here.' So I take full responsibility for every one of my illegal acts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38939,But I guess we haven't really met -- have we?,I've got a lot of respect for you too. For the way you feel about your family.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38940,"Come on, just a little hint.","Okay, just a little hint. I can't tell you the story, but I'll tell you what gave me the idea for it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38941,I don't believe that.,It wasn't planned or premeditated. I swear. Things happened beyond my control. I understood; I saw where they were leading and I suppose that it just made sense.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38942,Don't feel too bad. Mom runs the place and they still walk all over her. You're better off out of it.,You look very grown up. What are you doing? You meeting your mom for dinner?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38943,"-- that you shouldn't have done? That you regret, what? This? What's this? Fuck, man, c'mon. Treat me like an asshole, but treat me like an asshole.","I don't wanna have to lie to anyone. I don't want to hurt anyone else, anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38944,Are any of those right?,This is the Park View Hotel. I'm the Hotel Manager. Are you looking for someone?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38945,"Oh, yeah? Then how'd you find my house?","Well, I asked the newsboy on the corner. He didn't know. Then I asked a janitor, the fireman and finally the green grocer down the way. He was very helpful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38946,"I don't trust it! These things are hard to kill, John, believe me, I know. We may never have this opportunity again.","Look, Mom, if I'm supposed to ever be this great leader, you should start listening to my leadership ideas once in a while. 'Cause if you won't, nobody else will.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38947,Isn't it? Wedding present from Katharine's parents. I'm calling it Rupert Bear. Hello. Geoffrey Clifton.,We can finally consign my old bird to the scrapheap. Almásy smiles and walks on towards the others.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38948,"Control, control you must learn of what you see. Not easy, not fast.",I see a city in the clouds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38949,It's not important good night.,"He broke the bread, gave it to his disciples and said ""Take this, all of you and eat. For this is my body."" When the supper had ended, he took the cup, again he gave you thanks and praise. Gave the cup to his disciples and said ""Take this, all of you will drink from it, this is the cup of blood, the blood of the new and ever lasting covenant and the mystery of faith"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38950,"Blast it, I'm already awake!",I know. That was for the smell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38951,I come to the old lady's funeral.,I don't believe I've seen you at any of our services before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38952,Little light reading matter. Just right for his age.,"Well, southern boy, I suppose you want the sack that's convenient to the door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38953,That which has been hidden in darkness is now in the light. This bucket of blood.,"You can talk all that mumbo jumbo if you want to but your hands are much bloody. I know where I made my big mistake. I have a general rule, never get involved romantically with somebody crazier than you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38954,"She didn't give me one. I told you before, Melanie wasn't part of the plan. Ordell must of told her to do it. She bursts in, grabs the shopping bag, and takes off. What am I supposed to do, go after her? I'm in my fucking underwear. I had to get dressed before I could do anything. So I put this back on 'cause could put this on faster than I could my uniform.",You took the time to pay the saleswoman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38955,It could have just been a box lunch from the jail.,You built our patio while you were on the county?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38956,You've changed your mind? You do want to play?,I don't want you to look up. There's someone on the skylight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38957,"If we want to hire a psychiatrist for Agnes. we'll find our own, thank you.",One that will ask the questions you want asked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38958,You'll have to speak up son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations. I've had two operations on my heart.,Really? I poop too much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38959,So how long will you be in England?,"Plans are for the architects, politicians and so forth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38960,I see. A master criminal.,"Hey, I was told to come here by Marcel. You guys don't want me, I'll be more than happy to leave.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38961,"Come on, daddy, pull my coat. What happens if you give all that up? You get sick or somethin'? I pulled a hustle once and got out of the draft.","I'm telling you God's words, not no hustle. I'm talking the words of Elijah, the black man's God. I'm telling you, boy, that God is black.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38962,Don't you understand what I'm telling you? That's why he wants me out of the way.,I understand that this is just another one of your games.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38963,Really? It seems so fattening.,"Two cheeseburgers, two cherry cokes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38964,"I mean, how can you go through life without never having made a prank call?","Hell, when Steven was a kid, he was like, having strippers delivered to church Bingos and shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38965,"What'd you say, Brother?",She's getting herself up to go out. I think she's coming down the hall now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38966,You're sure. Find out for me.,"Sidney, can I talk to you a minute?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38967,"Oh, Mother, cut it out.","There are plenty of girls who would give thousands of dollars to have your auburn hair. Beauty is beauty and that's all there is to it. Beauty is there and we have to recognize it. Now Rose, the little girl sitting across from you with the blue eyes is Doll Baby. She looks like an angel and she is an angel, but she can be a naughty angel sometimes, although her father won't believe it. Her real name is Frances, but we call her Dolly or Doll.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38968,Precisely. Faith has persuaded them a pygmie with a sling can kill an armed giant.,Dumb magic. Giant smash peewee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38969,There are times when you don't answer the phone.,You didn't answer the beeper either.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38970,"Flynn had access to you, too. I'm not interested in talking about him.","Oh, I wish you'd forget about that. It was all so long ago. I've totally gotten over it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38971,"Child, take a bite.",You really should be a caterer or something like you used to say.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38972,Because I don't feel safe until I get the lights on.,Would you mind walking ahead of me to the sun porch. I feel funny about coming into a dark house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38973,Mmm. It says something about the two of you maybe.,"Yeah, we're in a constant state of flux. I see you've moved up from the soft stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38974,"What's with you people? Why do ya have to fuck with my head all the time? I came through, man.","Get up out of the chair, and walk toward the backdoor, Richard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38975,It would be so okay.,"Well, Mommy, get me to the big apple cause I'm gonna rock that town like a hurricane.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38976,Thank G-d. I was starting to think I'd killed the wrong man.,You shouldn't smoke so many of those.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38977,How long do you intend -- ?,I said with the mouth shut.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38978,"Then it's impossible for her to know me. In the villa where I'm at, we have a male gardener.","So? That's logical. You see, both being gardeners, they spoke about you to one another.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38979,"There is nothing to understand but this: I am a man who could have been great, but was not.",When I met him I was just 20. And he was 55. I saw the gold ring and just grabbed on. And he was going to make me a star.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38980,"Well, at least they haven't tried to bite us.",Blessed are the vegetarians.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38981,"You may if you can, Mr. Gittes.","Well, that little girlfriend, she was attractive in a cheap sort of way of course. She's disappeared. Maybe they disappeared together somewhere.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38982,"My people weren't taking any pictures from those slave ships, man. And there wasn't any Statue in Charleston Harbor to welcome them, either. What are you, Dana?",Miss Blue Blood? Her family's been here since the year 12.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38983,"Major Bell here, sir. We have to tell these people that we're friendly. That this whole thing was a mistake. Is anyone trying to contact the ship?","Shermin, I want you and Bell to start looking for the one on the ground.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38984,"OTIS, your brain defies any known scientific laws in its infinite capacity to deteriorate. Every man has a vulnerable point. Some like you Otis, have more that one. I didn't see Superman's in time. But now through patience, invention and skill, my black box is just about ready.",Oh! That black box in our cell?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38985,"No please, join me. Some sundried fish strips, a few eyeballs, some gills to munch on.",They're never going to see you. You're just another piece of trash in the ocean.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38986,Tell me what it was that gave me away. What was the piece of evidence you were going to use against me right before I walked up to YOU and put my hands in the air.,I seem to remember knocking on your door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38987,"Yeah, I got it.","My name's Clementine, by the way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38988,I'm not so sure about this.,"They're putting themselves in place of this kid's parents and thinking they'd want to hear their girl's okay, even if that's all they hear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38989,Best part of the job.,"Daddy hired a pinhead to take your job. He says so himself. Says ""Even my son-in-law was better than this pinhead I got now"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38990,"Hugo. Hugo. Sorry about this, but can you open the door? It's us, Hugo, your flatmates and companions. Your new-found friends. He's not in. He's left and we'll probably never see him again.","Alex, the key is in the keyhole on the other side.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38991,"You're to wait right here until the police show, you're under full house arrest.","Thank you, Officer Fuckmeat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38992,"I know, it hasn't really hit me yet.","Well, if it isn't Enid and Rebecca, the little Jewish girl and her Aryan friend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38993,"I think you've got the wrong gal, fella.","I'll give you a thousand dollars cash just to come to my house and listen to the proposition. If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand, and your mouth shut.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38994,What's it look like to you?,It looks like dwarf bowling.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38995,"Yes, well perhaps it was for the best.",You must leave now Dr Scott while it's still possible. We are about to beam the entire house back to the planet of transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. Go now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38996,"I swear to God, Jos. When is the last time you went on a real live date?",I'm concentrating on my career right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_38997,There is nothing in that statement the President can't explain.,"Sir, you talked about opening up the whole ""Bay of Pigs"" thing again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38998,Where did you meet my father?,"It was a long time ago, at some Heaven and Hell mixer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_38999,That's why It skipped Carter and went to the next one in the path of the explosion; Billy.,My intervention in the death of 180 survivors will cheat the design.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39000,Don't mind if I do.,"Hey! Wait a minute, that's my last piece of gum.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39001,I wonder if you do. I wonder if you know that you're trying to escape from yourself and that you'll never succeed.,You seem to know all about my destiny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39002,I believe it takes both. I'd have to look it up.,"Just use common sense. Your job is preventing sin, and the way to do that is give him your best Cross Action.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39003,Micheal get a grip. What did you tell her?,I told her that I have no idea what Adam was talking about in that letter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39004,I don't have a boyfriend.,You look like you've got money in your pocket.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39005,No. I never date outside my race.,I meant you're into ghosts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39006,This from a girl who still plays with dolls.,That wasn't clever. That was just nasty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39007,"I think they are too serious, these American fishermen. In Honduras, we are not so concerned with the method.","So, it's back to the islands.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39008,You've heard of it?,"So, how do I fit into this scheme?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39009,I see your point.,"You know, this is the cleanest cab I've ever been in. This your regular ride?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39010,Whatta you doing out there?,I'm going into the movie business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39011,"You see, he's giving it to us anyway.","Zebra, are you there? I'm holding an unconscious at First and St. Marks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39012,"He's back. Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your 'Hey Soul Classics'?","No my brother, you have to go buy your own.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39013,We're back at the beginning. I still don't know the why. A planet where apes evolved from men. A world turned wrong side up. A puzzle with one piece missing.,"Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39014,You're going to do that?,"I'm going to do it, and you're going to catch the bouquet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39015,"And she goes, yeah that picture was taken less than a year ago. I look younger without my makeup.","And I looked at her, and thought to myself Oh my god, this girl is a baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39016,My work on fossil intermediates would be crippled without you.,"With all due respect, dear, that's bull. You dance rings around me with your new technology. You've left me in the dust.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39017,Here it is. Very first copy.,The word I'm getting is the Times review is gonna be a love letter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39018,"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti. I work as a counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I assume you've heard od us before. Am I correct?",I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39019,Do you really mean it?,"No, I don't really mean it. Well, I mean, this is our last chance to think about it. How 'bout you, Bama?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39020,To love you until death. To subscribe to all your commands.,"The amusing thing is that you deceive me without knowing, if it is true that you love me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39021,Don't fucking humor us. We're not in the mood.,He wears a dirty brown hat. He's horribly burned. He has razors on his right hand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39022,I'm not in the mood for dining and dancing.,We have some nice places around Vancouver.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39023,"I spent a wretched night. It would be wonderful if I could get tuberculosis, too.","comes in with a breakfast tray: bacon and eggs, tea and toast.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39024,You understand? What? Let you go?,"I just want the key to my jewelry, and I want you to let me go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39025,"Yes, I loved you. I left the earth when I lost you.",Yet you must've known all along that you'd give me cancer. Just be being with me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39026,"Take a deep breath and realize, that this is me breathing.",This is me breating.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39027,"They love me, darling! ""Craig Schwartz is fantastic!"" The New York Times. ""If only Craig Schwartz had always been inside Malkovich!"" Women's Wear Daily. ""Craig Schwartz - The world's greatest puppeteer!"" Paul Wunder, WBAI Radio.","Oh, darling. It's a dream come true. We're going to ride this straight to the top.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39028,What kind of pies do you have?,"Apple, pecan, cherry, and key lime.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39029,"Well, shall we start looking over the paperwork? Gerta has already drafted some preliminary documents.",Can I use the facilities first? Being pregnant makes you pee like Seabiscuit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39030,"Yes, but that's an added service a firm like Cedar, Cedar, Cedar and Budington usually donates.","Budington. Funny, I can't think of a rhyme for Budington yet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39031,"I know what I got, Max. They put me back on that drug they're giving the other vets. Only the guy does those cable hacks says the stuff's no good.",Don't believe everything you hear on TV.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39032,"I shouldn't stick my nose in other people's business. It's just that I like Vada, very much.","After my wife died, Grammoo moved in here to help take care of Vada. They were very close, but lately as her mind's been wandering more and more, Vada's been acting kinda crazy. I'm sure she'll snap out of it though.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39033,"Go to commercial, man! Get off the stage!",I said I didn't want to do the sketch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39034,"I don't know, and it could be anything. But I just say we go take a look.",I say we go over there and kick their asses. I can take the little one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39035,"Come on, Richard, I'm serious.",You're giving me the creeps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39036,"Let's just say, I never saw E.T.","Wow, you were ""in the joint."" ""Doing hard time."" It's funny, but that excites me. I seem to have a thing for sinners.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39037,That's ridiculous. I've been coming here for years. Listen to me. I'm going out of my fucking mind here. I need to see him.,If this is an emergency we have a staff of psychiatric social workers. There's about an hour's wait. I'll be glad to take your name. Why don't you just fill out this form?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39038,"No, he should talk to you alone.","I could probably see my bedroom from here. I can see my house. When you see where you live from a distance it's like a dream, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39039,"So you'll continue being miserable all the time, just because you don't have the guts to face change?","My mother told me once that when I as three, my potty lid was closed, and instead of lifting it, I chose to shit my pants.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39040,It's a little late for a wake. She's been dead nearly a year.,Then we've been away from Earth for eighteen months.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39041,Why would someone pull on the rocks to get in the cavern? They were wedged in tight. They couldn't get a grip on them. They would have had much more strength pushing on them.,If they pushed the rocks you would have found them on the other side of the cavern wall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39042,You told Antonucci that shit came from me.,"So that we could get the best price. He's got respect for you. He's gonna try to lowball me, Mike.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39043,Forget it. That's past.,"No matter what you say to me Salvatore, you are my bambino.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39044,Please don't go there.,"Dunwitty and I feel you've been getting too close to him, getting his mind all messed up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39045,"Aach! -- Oh, hi, Bo.","I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39046,"I thought I'd made it clear, I'm not just putting this mission together -- I'm leading it myself.","I take it back, about the flowers. We're all gonna die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39047,As in Catcher in the Rye?,I am impressed. We used the distinctive cover as a sort of mental flash card.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39048,"I -- It's like, I resolve to call you up 1000 times a day. To ask you if you'll marry me in some old-fashioned way. Everything you do is magic.","Those are song lyrics, Jerry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39049,"I'll tell you what. When I get my engineering degree and I'm swimming in my swimming pool, it will be very fucking okay.","Um, if you're talking to me, could you make some sense? 'Cause I don't speak Swahili.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39050,That's the only way we'll get the place fixed up in time.,"Yeah right, and which ever of us is still alive at the end of the week inherits all Vincent Price's cash.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39051,I . . I was helping your wife. I met her in town. She needed a hand with her drapes. That's all.,Didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39052,My name's Beefy. I'm an old friend of your father's. He's asked me to help you out.,"I just need to find my brothers and be on my way, Beefy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39053,You know where I can get a decent cup of coffee this time of night? I'm buying.,"Somebody must be suffering somewhere, you're being so nice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39054,I just turn the volume down and think about fucking Alyssa Milano.,"What about your family, Donnie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39055,So that was it? One bump in the road and you gave up?,I also called Unsolved Mysteries.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39056,I could use some therapy.,Should we be worried about this guy? Isn't it kinda weird he just showed up and now people are dying?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39057,Oh shit. Hello? Director's office.,"Sarah, it's Roman, I'm sorry I'm running late, I'm still on the 405, I'm about 10 minutes away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39058,What's a King Pin?,"Currently, the King Pin is a very large-type pole stuck up our asses.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39059,"Cut the ropes. I left a note, on his blanket. At the next Geographical Society I shall await with great interest the announcement of the Fenelon-Barnes Slave Knot. The Girl wouldn't leave, of course. Her father had sold her for a camel. He turns over the propeller, the engine cranks up.","I should try and move your bed. I want you to be able to see the view. It's good, it's a view from a monastery.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39060,"That darn kid. I never in my life expected her to get an A in arithmetic. Math's is a practical science --- if she understands figures, she's well out of her own world of make-believe.",There's an oak leaf. Add a maple.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39061,I--I don't know how I got it out. My heart was right up here all the time-- I wonder what Senator Paine thought of it?,Must have been tickled pink.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39062,She's been waiting outside your office since breakfast.,I used to live in this house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39063,The kind with the most poles.,"Well I guess that'd be our ten-foot backyard Per-Gola. You can stand up in it. Well, some people could stand up in it. Six foot clearance at the ridge. You might just could.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39064,What else do you know?,I never could believe that Tom was a split personality. I never believed he was a Dumper; and I don't believe he disappeared of his own volition; and I don't believe he's alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39065,"It's all, gone wrong, nothing's working out.",Not true. I think I'm making real progress on the microchip.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39066,But wait. I still don't understand what you do.,I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39067,Look at that shot! Three at once! I can't miss!,Very thrifty. Even got your arrow back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39068,But he does! Don't you see?,"He comes out of the cafeteria line, he's nervous, he spills his corn, and he asks you to the dance!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39069,Forget it. It would take days.,Going to be a bit of a challenge with handcuffs on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39070,They're for my cat. I use them to train him not to rip up paper.,"You know, I've never seen your cat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39071,I can't believe a person could actually live like this.,So these dwarfs had a limited partnership in a small mining operation and then one day a beautiful princess came to live with them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39072,"I don't know. Let's see. We've had chocolate, vanilla, banana - let's go green.","Two pistachios, my good man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39073,Did you say you were thinking about adoption?,"Yeah, well, there's this couple who've been trying to have a baby for five years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39074,I'm going through a period of my life where I just can't be around people. I didn't want to wind up abusing anyone.,You're not going to abuse them. They're all so sweet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39075,What is all this Jennifer stuff?,"Yes, Sir, I think they maybe. I think ""Jennifer,"" and this lady got hit by the same guy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39076,"Two hundred quid, Mr. Deveroux.",Your Pat just cost me two hundred quid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39077,Well Trevor? What have you got to say for yourself? Que pasa?,Allison we have GOT to talk about this medication you've got me on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39078,"She's the one who controlled the Horseman, isn't she, sir? Sir?",I need time for thinking. Without you hanging on my coattails for a change.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39079,"Yeah, that night I went to pick up a guy. I hear he's staying at this house, so I sneak in, wait for him to come home.",Wait a minute. After we were together you went and snuck into a guy's house?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39080,"I don't make no bones about where I'm going to spend eternity. I have always been wild and you know that. If you are made to feel half a man, what do you think the other half is?",I'm glad you brought that up as to who you are. I have to know who is in my house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39081,"Ray, my man, this steak is like butter!","Made just for you, Cookie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39082,"Never. I swear to God he never sleeps, he goes to bed after me, wakes up before me. He's always working on 10.",Maybe he's a cyborg.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39083,Sure. But that's only when the love itself goes unchanged.,Then the relationship remains the same and the love changes only when there's change in the two people who share that love.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39084,That's a pretty big margin of error.,Too big. How long until the ribbon arrives?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39085,"You and me? Dream on, desperado.","Oh. Sorry. You're right, field trip partner is a big commitment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39086,I was special. The only colored kid in class. I became a sort of mascot. Like a pink poodle.,I didn't know then that I was a nigger.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39087,"You're just jealous 'cos the girl picked me. I'm tall, dark and handsome, you're third world ugly.","I am not third world ugly. Women like me, they think I'm cute. Like Snoopy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39088,"Thank you. If I had that kind of support on a daily basis, I could definitely shape up by the turn of the century.",So why don't you give me a jingle in the year 2000?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39089,They're in the basement.,Frederick's done this whole new series that I'm sure you would really love.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39090,"Now, the googly looks like a leg break, but it's really an off break. Got it? Like this.",It's like telling fibs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39091,Do you understand what I'm trying to say?,"I think so. I remember reading somewhere that men learn to love what they're attracted to, whereas women become more and more attracted to the person they love.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39092,"I'm sorry the truth nauseates you, Mrs. Hillyer, because before you leave there's a bit more of it I'd like to put to you. This operation provides a therapeutic opportunity that I feel is quite important in regard to this particular girl, who suffers not only from an ovarian cyst but from a certain psychoneurotic condition as well.","What do you mean, what kind of gobbledygook talk is that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39093,The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade.,You know who I can do without? I could do without the people in the video store.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39094,Don't he have a home to go to?,"Well, that's why Edgar never got down off that tower.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39095,Hattie is a different person now.,"I don't make no bones about where I'm going to spend eternity. I have always been wild and you know that. If you are made to feel half a man, what do you think the other half is?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39096,"I'm not really asking you, I'm telling you.",Yeah but please don't do that: everyone would be looking at me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39097,"We went over to Johnnie's place just to check it out and it was busted up, Bad.","I started thinking maybe it's about the money so I call you, but all I get is the busy signal. I figure the phone is off the hook, that's why I come rushing over here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39098,Now take the rest off.,"Jake, you made me promise not to get you excited.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39099,Yeah? About fifty people I didn't know wrote that in my annual.,"I know everybody says it, but I really mean it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39100,Let's take a look.,"Well, I'm sorry to say you have had a significant drop in the high- decibel range of your right ear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39101,What was it we had for dinner tonight?,"Well, we had a choice. Steak or fish.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39102,I want you inside me.,I don't know. You've got two people in there already. It could get a little crowded. I want you to close your eyes and relax. Now I'm going to speak to Dana and I want Dana to answer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39103,What is it? A sapphire?,"A diamond. A very rare diamond, called the Heart of the Ocean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39104,"The whole idea of God was dreamed up by a silly animal with a small brain called Man. Even the limits we put on it are human limits. It can do this, it can do that! It designs, it creates!","Even a God that wasn't active, that just created something and stood back and watched?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39105,"Yeah, you can have the key. It's the key that's kept me locked to you all these years. I give it to you with pleasure. Now I'm free. See how easy it is, Jack? All you got to do is give back what the man gave you, and you're free of him. I've got to call my brother.",I know what it means. I'm just running out of ways to use it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39106,"Look, you'll be back in town tomorrow night. We'll have dinner -- talk it over.",I won't be back. I've requested the Atlanta run.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39107,"You're hiding, Jeffrey. You're hiding from the job and you're hiding from me.",I still see that boy's eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39108,"Hey, look! Somebody's driving this cab.","Bert, the cop, sent this over. He said to float away to Happy Land on the bubbles.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39109,"Oh, so that's him? The Panda Man.","So, what makes you so popular? What's your secret?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39110,"No, I didn't know that.","Yeah, I'm crimes against persons and property now, also sex crimes and child abuse.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39111,Whatever happened to women in back?,"Reality check, dillweed. This is 1995.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39112,"I see. Well, thank you very much. You've been very, very nice.",Thank you. Your father is a smart guy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39113,"Hey, the driver knows Billy Idol. Wow, huh?","Yeah, hey I saw your album at Musicland up at the mall.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39114,"Well done, Mr. Spock.","Admiral, I am receiving whale songs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39115,Most people can't hear me with the whole orchestra playing. You're good.,I don't have to take abuse from you. I have other people dying to give it to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39116,I want to thank you.,It's ok.I know what you were feeling.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39117,I've got be here for the police when they come. Then I've got to practise. In case you forgot I'm in the middle of a match right now.,You're always in the middle of a match.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39118,Millie left to stay with her sister in Ronkonkoma.,"You know what a mixer ball is? It's like you, you come out of nowhere and upset things, scattering everything all over. Buzz grumpily waves at him to sit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39119,"Yeah, I have, I have, yeah.","Yeah, you know, when you called I thought, there's a name from the past.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39120,Would you? I'm not so sure.,But I'm going to have to get you out of those clothes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39121,"We seen this kind of parachutes before, you know. U.S. Army. You got some friends here, jump out with you guys?",We're anti-social. We don't have any friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39122,"It's cool, Jeff. Really.",I just want you to know that's why I dropped your class and said all that shit about the university stealing my money and you being a pseudo- Faulknerian nobody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39123,"I said that we were returning his call and you were real concerned, because he sounded real concerned.","Look at that, we didn't have to fill up the whole blackboard after all. Now, do you know anything about that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39124,"Dear God. Where are we, Lieutenant?",I'd say we're in its home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39125,I'm happy the way I am.,"By God, it's your mother. It's Lilly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39126,Tell that to Private James Ryan. We've got our orders. Let's go.,"So, where are you from?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39127,Who the fuck are you? Dr. Joyce Brothers?,There you go again. You're nothing but false notes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39128,"I love you too sweetie, bye.",Give my love to Shelly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39129,I know. And he's like psychotically obsessing over every little detail.,We should call him and pretend to be the redhead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39130,Big deal. We'll call right now and cancel your cards.,You don't understand. The wedding bands. The wedding bands are in my wallet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39131,"Relax, war hero. We took you for a ride, and you came through. Not bad for a dirtbag like you.","You're free, Plissken. But if you even so much as break wind on a country road I'll crush you like a bug.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39132,What're you afraid's going to happen?,That they'll start touching us inside our heads.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39133,"Man, you are one chilly square!","Dad, we just made a breakthrough in group!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39134,"Yes, it is a calamity for us all.",You work at the Hotel Diplomat?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39135,"More beet-spinach juice, my friend?","No thank you sir. It's delicious, though. I just wanted to thank you for the opportunity to work at LesterCorp, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to tender my resignation effectively immediately.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39136,You're spoilt because you're an only child. You need a brother. Or I do. I'm weary of you both.,"I suppose we could people the world with vampires, the three of us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39137,I was just passin' the time.,I guess that passes for manners in your cracker view of things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39138,And it's horrible too. I'm sorry Jeffrey. That's the way it has to be. Anyway. I'm sure you do understand.,Mrs. Williams? Thanks for the cake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39139,"Yes, I like you.",You can be my special friend and come and put that in me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39140,"Okay, we're going out that door, and we're gonna march down the hall and right out of the building. Donut said something about a news van.","Yeah, we have a van.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39141,I didn't know you were going with him.,Did you bring your grey suit?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39142,"I always wondered what the world would be like. But now that I've seen it, I don't need to see any more. It's all right. Once I'm in the tank, I won't remember any of this.","Agatha, you're never going back there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39143,I can't feel my body.,"Rose, listen to me. Listen. Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39144,--What about his profile?,"According to this, he's a sick man. Congenital heart condition. Who knows how long the specimen has been here but there's an 80 percent chance the owner of that eyelash has already died himself from natural causes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39145,But I thought vampires didn't like the light.,We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39146,"Thank you for this honor, my dear.",You've been shadowing the family for thirty years. It's only fitting you give one af us away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39147,"Okay, I'm a little tender.",Well good. So you're human.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39148,"We need more bread and some baked lasa-- uh, lasagne. Hi.",I know. You're an actress with a great flair for shrimp puffs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39149,What are you going to do?,"What I've always done. As long as I'm the only one who can build the nanobot, I'm the only one who can say when it should be tested.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39150,"No, no. I saw eight geese flying in a ""V"".",You and your lucky geese. You always see geese.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39151,Then why not just fuckin' say better than expected? Everybody knows what better than expected means.,I'm taking a vocabulary course to enhance my communication skills.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39152,"Hey, Ken. How have you been?",Hello Martin. How have you been?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39153,Nothing you could say would change the way I feel.,I'm engaged. I'm supposed to be married in two days.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39154,You're not listening to me.,"Diane! Alright, let's stop this right now. Let's not put our energy into something ridiculous. This isn't even smart thinking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39155,"Deb, we're pretending to be hookers.",Right in here. The big show starts in one minute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39156,"That's a good start, yes. A very good start.","Are you kidding? This magazine is my dream. It's every red-blooded, heterosexual male's dream.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39157,"A leader, like Laszlo?","Uh, huh. I have been thinking. It is too dangerous if we let him go. It may be too dangerous if we let him stay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39158,"Get dressed, Thumper, you're taking me out for my birthday.",I thought you were a December baby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39159,"No, I'm fine thanks.",Well save room for Mrs. Matthews famous baked brisket.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39160,A virus called Da Vinci will cause oil spills at 10:30 AM Eastern Time tomorrow.,It's somehow connected with the worm that's stealing the money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39161,"Right, but -- I'm sorry, I don't see why you were corresponding with PG&E about it in the first place.","Well, they paid for the doctor's visit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39162,Be careful in disposing of them. You'll have to discount 'em. You'll be lucky to clear a hundred and a quarter.,Thanks for the sound advice. Now ask the woman to get out of the van and walk over here. Alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39163,And she wonders why I swim to the bottom of a Lemondrop every time I see her.,"You were so good to me. I swear I never meant to hurt you. We were together what, five years?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39164,"Does this thing have guns, John Parker?","Boy, I hope so, Buckaroo Banzai.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39165,Where will my toys be?,I'll send your toys there and I'm sure you'll get some new ones.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39166,A convent? They put me in a convent? What's the problem? Wasn't there any more room in Hell?,What is your full name? Your Christian name?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39167,"You should read the book. I even flagged the ""daddy chapters"" for you.",I just think it's too early to paint. That's my opinion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39168,That the old actress -- Julia Farren?,"Yes, She's a little odd, I understand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39169,"A missionary's widow? It isn't very likely, is it?","I don't mean believe, like believing in a religion. I mean, do you believe it has power? Do you think it could heal a sick person?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39170,That a new picture?,About 4 months old. I'm working in a new style.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39171,They nailed the windows. I can't get'm open.,"I've got the boy on the phone. He's using a cell phone. What was that, son? I didn't hear you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39172,So why don't you come right out and tell me what you're talking about?,Listen to Miss Smarty Mouth. Out there in the free world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39173,I had to come. To be sure you were okay.,"I love you, Chuck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39174,Yes. Have you any peculiar characteristics when you are creating?,"Well, I play the tuba.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39175,"What's this all about, Tyler?","And, we're definitely filling a void in the rural South.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39176,Why is that impossible?,"Rob, you don't know how it was for me back in high school. No one ever threw juice boxes at you in the hallway. You never dreamed about being popular- you already were. All I wanted was to be accepted, and they just fucking tortured me. I can't do all that again. I can't go back to Southglen South.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39177,What are you doing up here?,I was trying to get that smelly green thing. The guys asked me to help out. I'm like the fifth Ghostbuster.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39178,That's right. Money turns the wheel.,What about in the mean time? Not the in between time?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39179,All right. I'll be right back.,"Hello, this is Ms. Magnuson speaking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39180,"Yes, there is. An infallible way! They won!","Well, it's a casino. People gotta win sometimes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39181,They'll close you down if they ever get a look at those busted-valise broads you run with.,You want some eggs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39182,My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.,Waters? What waters? We're in the desert.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39183,Caged animals are unpredictable. They're like frustrated human beings. I can't answer your question.,That's why it just mauls and tears at them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39184,"Given a malfunction, how would a rescue team get you out if the doors won't open?",Probably come through the wall I suppose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39185,Why are you laughing?,"I don't know, but I like it. Say. Your glasses are nice. They make your eyes look sparkly and big. It's fun to look at them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39186,"No, Hawkeye just said it all.",Except we forgot one other small thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39187,You made it sound as if I was recruiting her for her skills as a thief.,"Well, then I mislead you. Or you made the wrong assumption. Either way we're asking her to resume a prior relationship, not do anything she hasn't already done.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39188,You wouldn't be here otherwise.,These chairs are in good condition. With a little varnish and some new covers this one will be quite presentable.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39189,"Hm. Well. They'd have killed you if you weren't me, Rudy. We knew you'd start convincing 'em soon enough.",They had the weapons and the willpower. We just gave them their inside man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39190,"I want you to know, when you left Spectre it opened my eyes. There was a whole life out there that I was not living. So I travelled. I saw France, and Africa, half of South America. Every day a new adventure, that's my motto.","That's great, Norther. I'm happy for you. I can't believe I helped.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39191,"Big deal. A garbage file's got shit in it, Joey, come on.","Nono, it's like hot or something. I don't know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39192,Shut up ! It's me.,I think I'm very quickly getting over my phobia of public urination.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39193,I'm trying to stay away from caffeine.,Some decaf then? That was stupid. Obviously you said you were staying away from caffeine as a nice way of blowing me off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39194,What's the larger experiment?,"It's my thesis that if table manners can be taught to mice, they can be taught to humans.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39195,"You seem to like movies, Detective.","Call me Mark, would you? Cause I'm gonna keep calling you Sidney.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39196,"It doesn't matter to me, Will.","I want you to help me, Dr. Lecktor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39197,My - name - isn't - Bright Eyes It's Taylor!,There! Can you believe it? I looks like he's talking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39198,I turned eighteen over spring break. I'm eligible.,I feel like I've just been hit by a Mack truck.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39199,"I don't mean to pry, but I've read in two magazines now where you were seeing this model who does those disgusting jeans commercials. And I said it can't be true. Paul Sheldon would never waste his time with a trampy woman like that.","Well, you can't believe everything you read in magazines.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39200,So Ambrose has Bellerophon and McCloy's got Chimera.,There guys are walking around with different halves of the same dollar bill?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39201,Try being named after a guitar- playing pussycat.,Never mind. That is so awful that they hide your cars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39202,"Jack, it's a sitcom -- you're not defining Pi.",I'll remember that the next time you get excited by drawing pubic hairs on raisin bran. Want some?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39203,"Sure, I end up with some cash. And a lot of bonds I don't know how to dispose of.",You're going to have to see to it that both lanes of this road get blocked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39204,It's not a mixer. It's the senior dance. And it's important. You wouldn't understand.,You got that right. I thought you wanted to kill vampires.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39205,"Hi, guys, what you been up to?","Ran into the new college student, Rona.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39206,What terrible thing in Cave Springs?,There was this old man that ate his niece.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39207,W-what do you want?,I want to finish what I started. I want to finish the game.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39208,How did it happen?,"It's silly, really. I mean, I'd seen him at the office, obviously I'd seen him, he's the associate publisher, and then one day we both ordered sandwiches from the same place, and he got my lettuce and tomato sandwich on whole wheat, which of course he was allergic to, and I got his lettuce and tomato on white.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39209,"So, you divorced of what?","She had a good job, it turned into a great career.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39210,"And here I thought you flew in some out of town muscle. How's it going, men?","So, you must be the Red Dragon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39211,Sure. Want to try that new Italian place?,"No, you don't need all that starch. You're getting too fat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39212,"Well, then let's climb abroad.","No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39213,"And while you're at it, I'll take ten dozen of those puppies with the springy heads.",I love those springy head puppies!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39214,"Mac, can you hear me? Come in?","Taylor, you surprise me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39215,So baby don't cry like there's no tomorrow. After the night there's a brand new day. And there'll be no pain and no more sorrow. So wash your face and phone my place. It'll be O.K.,"I wanted to be loved completely. My body throbbed excitedly. Oh Brad, Brad my darling, how could I have done this to you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39216,I'm thinking about the kid. I'm sure he'd do a good job for you.,"Hey, kid. You interested in a job? I just got word from your employment agency that you're looking for a position in retail sales.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39217,Not in the bedroom. Do it!,"If it looks like I can't get back, just close the door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39218,"General Gavin is going to be very irritated at you, Captain.","Stands on the edge of the woods, almost in a trance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39219,Yeah -- I want to get this thing off and get moving.,"Well, I'm going to make this a week you'll never forget.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39220,"Of course, my dear. What can I do?",Help me to get back to Earth. Where my friends are. They need me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39221,"Macy Struthers -- God I must have been blind -- still, the weaker the man, the dumber the blonde.",Isn't that Brad and Janet Majors sitting down front? What an ideal couple.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39222,Some kind of animal?,The pelt is black. It's a kind of man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39223,Perhaps he serves a different king.,"What choice is there? If Phillippe is in the Bastille, then to the Bastille we will go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39224,Too bad. What did your father do?,"My real father? Well, he was a flashback.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39225,This is one big mother!,So this is the guy that had your seismos working overtime?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39226,"You know, you sure got a hard-on for a guy that's guilty of zip on paper. Top Dollar runs Showtime; what's the matter, don't you like adult entertainment?",This sack of shit is called Tin- Tin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39227,Technically no. I gambled that you would attend the church service. I just waited for you.,What's this about? This is obviously some scam. Is this where you tell me one of those pictures is like an investment?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39228,Is something the matter?,"Yeah, I think I gotta get these fixed or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39229,"Oh, I fell on my keys. I've got to get out of here.","You miserable, cowardly, wretched little caterpillar. Don't you ever want to become a butterfly? Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39230,There's only so much technology can do. Thanks for the beer.,Thanks for the speakers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39231,What's Dr. Gillman say?,"Hold on, Mom. There's no way my client will go along with that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39232,That makes Rick a citizen of the world.,I was born in New York City if that'll help you any.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39233,Let my Susie rest in peace!,"Mrs. Lefferts, I just want to ask a few questions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39234,Sollozzo knows Mike's a civilian.,"OK, but be careful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39235,You don't really think I'd leave ten million dollars worth of our chips in her bag? What matters isn't what's real. It's what we think is real--what matters is the art.,"Take this mask. It may look like the Empress, but it's not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39236,"Yeah, she looks all right from here.","Well, waddaya say, you wanna ask them? I'll take the one inna green dress.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39237,Thank God. I could eat a horse if you slap enough catsup on it.,I didn't get any chicken.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39238,We're anxious to know who this man is -- the one calling himself Dyle.,Maybe he really is Dyle. He could still be alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39239,But I want to talk to you. Mommy says for you to come up to the old house with me. I've got to take back this ring.,You just wait until I finish here. I've got to dust these ships for your Dad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39240,"We're not crazy. We're ""special"". PRINCIPAL COLLINS wants us to have our own classroom!","My boy's special, well how about that. I knew you were different.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39241,Why don't you just shove it up your ass! Haw-haw!,"What is it with you litterbugs? Is it a territorial thing, marking your turf with your garbage?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39242,"You think we kept you out in Tarrytown just to have you go walkin' with a corner saloon hoodlum like Terry Malloy? Now get back to Tarrytown, before I put a strap to you.","And learn about charity and justice and all the other things people would rather talk about than practice? Pop goes up to her and holds out his two arms, his right one closer to Edie; he trembles with emotion.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39243,Really? You'd do that for me?,"I've been very lazy for a long, long time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39244,She could make you drop three pounds in one class. She's completely gifted!,"Well, in all likelihood, she's completely guilty as well. She was seen standing over her husband's dead body.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39245,"Oh, I forgot to tell you. While you were unconscious, I injected a nano-probe into your bloodstream. It's been navigating your cardiovascular system, and right now I've attached it to your left ventricle. A little trick I picked up from the Borg.","Yeah, they're full of great ideas.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39246,I can't believe you're saying this in the courtroom.,"Well, I am saying it. Bring in the jury.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39247,"Well, then, w-who was?","Oh, well, let's see, there was Dennis, from Chippewa Falls High School.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39248,An accident. No one was hurt.,"Listen Tom, I let my cab go; can I come in to call another one?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39249,Did you bring that tape?,You never paid me for that tape with the Indian dance routine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39250,I like it better when I'm on top.,Cecile. This is what I like to call quiet time. This is time when we reflect on what we've done.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39251,And how do you feel about that?,I don't wanna take over the family business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39252,I was just waiting for the right time.,And you didn't feel like you could trust my wife with this news?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39253,Why doesn't it scare you?,I embrace Mystery. I don't know what's coming. And I don't mind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39254,Maybe because you're shot in the leg.,"Oh, yeah. Listen, how long do they keep you in this disease hole?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39255,"Sounds high, doesn't it?",Must be a real soft pillow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39256,It's alright. I think he got the message anyway.,That was stressful. I found that stressful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39257,"Well, for the baby, really.","Thank you Billy, from the baby and me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39258,What about you and Grandpa and everyone in Hell?,"Nicky, I let my butterflies die once upon a time and it's never stopped hurting. That's right, you heard me, Holly. I'm still in love with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39259,How long was that?,We were married two years before the baby. And then four very difficult years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39260,That's what I'm having.,I'm thinking about the duck breast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39261,"Yeah, yeah, I stay at the Four Seas, it's ease.","Wow, that must be pretty nice there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39262,I thought it might be good for him to see the setup.,Well we can't talk in here. They're having the place painted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39263,"Now take that guilty look off your face, Pete -- and stop trembling like a horse.",If we didn't have election Tuesday I'd have this on my conscience.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39264,"Yeah, I'm going to take a shower and I'll meet you downstairs.","OK, see you downstairs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39265,"No offense, sweetheart: fuck you.","You know, Nick, you've been something of a total asshole the past few days.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39266,Shit! Where the hell are Tom and Angelina?,"I don't know. Screw them. Look, what's important is that we stick together. No matter what. If anyone is next it's you or me Jen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39267,I thought we'd be happy here.,"Honey, I'm sorry, I think the vacation will be a good break for both of us. You'll see.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39268,Let's hear him. What have we got to lose? What's your name?,Lorenzo Saint DuBois. But everybody calls me LSD.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39269,Well! Looks like about ten years apiece for you birds!,Does it? You forget the power that always watches over the Morning Post.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39270,"SCENE 32. INT. CANDY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT. ""What are you talking about Ricky, the murders were a completely isolated incident"".",Would you give that script a rest? It's like a friggen umbilical cord to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39271,Got work. I know a man who's got a boat. Wants me to sail it for him.,"You a sailor man? That'd be the life. Drive across the country, step on a boat and just sail away. A man could pretty well disappear like that. Just sail away until all he was was a memory. I guess a little place like this would just be a dot on a map to you after awhile.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39272,What are you going to do?,"Hey, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I can handle these clowns. I want to talk to Hans. Hans! Sprickenzie talk?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39273,"You want to put him on your couch, Norman. Grill him about his childhood?","When he uses a phrase like ""I am Happy"", I think we should think twice about what we ask him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39274,I thought you might know her. She was seen here about a week ago. Her name is Jacqueline Gibson.,I don't know no Gibson. This is a restaurant. Many people come here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39275,I was thinkin' about asking for my hundred and fifty grand and calling it quits.,What if we do a mailing to Congressmen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39276,"Yeah, her name's Kavlova, why?","See if she can donate some paintings or something to hang on these walls, give it a bit of atmosphere.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39277,"Yeah. Keep a closer eye on her -- And him. Shootin' going on, we'll never find Lednov.",There was only three of them at first. I guess I lost my head.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39278,Here we are. Pink and blue receipts. All you've got to do is sign these and the back of the cheque.,Oh God! I think I've broken a bone. What a pathetic thing I am.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39279,"What's bothering you, Madison?",The pain is getting worse. I need more aspirin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39280,"I drink. After hours of course. On duty, I smoke. Do you mind?",Not at all. I enjoy the smell of a good cigar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39281,I like the noise.,My place faces a truck street. I've got cracks in every window from the shaking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39282,"If I'm not strong enough to be your apprentice, how can I do this?","You're strong enough. But you're going to need courage, Willow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39283,Counting the what? What does that have to do with the price of butter?,I was just trying to make conversation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39284,"Here is the church and here is the steeple. We sure are cute for two ugly people. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.","We both have shiny happy fits of rage. You want more fans, I want more stage. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39285,Oh yeah. What about those other people? . Anything?,"My father is watching the businessman. The businessman had a partner who disappeared. left his whole business and family, his wife and two kids. They think he's been murdered.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39286,"Honey that's very mature, I'm proud of you Vada.","Maybe I should just move to China. One kid per family, that way you don't lose your room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39287,Walking out on the mob. What's the big idea?,I'm sorry about New Year's. Would you believe me if I said I had to be with a sick friend?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39288,"HARRY, are we gonna build this thing or not?","LLOYD, what I'm saying is we may already have what we want.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39289,"Don't con me, Maxine. We're over. I just let you up here to tell you that, and to tell you that I'm taking you and Schwartz to court.","Oh shut up. Craig, darling are you in there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39290,That's impressive. How did you do that?,I told them you were an alcoholic and I would take you home. I also promised that we would never come in there again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39291,"You may laugh. Caviar and champagne may mean nothing to you, but to me -- they mean a great deal. You see, I'm ill and all of a sudden I got a fear of missing life. I don't want to miss life -- do you understand?",You are funny. You speak of life as if it were a train you wanted to catch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39292,Can I have my desk please.,"Hello, I'd like to speak to Lydia?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39293,"That's touching, Elle, but we need an alibi.",I'm here to see Brooke Windham.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39294,Listen to me. That's all I ask.,"He's having absence [pronounced ""absance""] seizures when he stares off into space like he does. He has them so often that that's why he hasn't learned to speak properly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39295,If you have a concussion you shouldn't sleep.,It will be okay if I sleep. I need to lie down and sleep.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39296,Have you changed your aftershave?,Very funny. I had a box of Pampers under my arm for Chrissake!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39297,"Don't be funny, Chief. You can't afford it.",In a few minutes the white phone is going to ring. So let's get our shit straight before that happens.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39298,"Naw, just jokin'. That's you. That's you.",I want you to start using the name Mantan and not Manray if you don't mind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39299,"Nah, I need a place to stay. So how do you like being in college?","Okay, I guess. It's so intimidating. You know being away from home, not knowing anyone. I feel like such a geek sometimes. Everyone's so cool and I'm so not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39300,"I think the question would be, do you have a thing for bats?","So, this Riddler, he's dangerous?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39301,"Like the old days, Dillon.",Also heard that you passed on that little job in Libya.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39302,I think we get the gist.,We've looked at half of one tape.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39303,"You're Miz Cooper, I take it.",It's about that John and that Pearl?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39304,A twist ending if you will.,"Yeah, we really had our work cut out for us. It really is the curse of the sequel. The Billy/Stu thing's been done.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39305,"Hudson, I'm afraid I'm sticking with God. But you're a close second, tough guy. What is that smile?",I got my planet back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39306,Hi. I've got sort of a hypothetical question. Do you suppose the bite of a radioactive spider would transmit that spider's proportional strength and agility?,Is this some sort of Zen thing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39307,"Forged papers! Now, what?!",Now just get off the train.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39308,"Yeah, well when you quit blow, you gotta quit the booze, too.","Is that right? Well good for you, Sull, I'm proud of you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39309,"You couldn't be. Look, Barry. There's going to be people from Laura's work there, people who own dogs and babies and Tina Turner albums. How are you going to cope with them?","We're not called Barrytown anymore, by the by. They got sick of the Barry/Barrytown thing. We're called SDM. Sonic Death Monkey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39310,"God, I'm so sick of Seymour.","That was great - jeez, thanks again for cooking all this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39311,"Hey, why don't you swallow your cock and choke on it? Oh, I forgot, it's not big enough.","So, um, Pony, where are you staying? Are you staying at your mother's house?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39312,"Get it through your head, little girl; I'm not going for you. If this Toby likes you, then if I were you I'd marry him. You're not going to get much better in this town.",That's what I thought until you came riding in. I saw your car over at the gas station. It's cool. Want to take me for a ride? Desert's kind of lonely this time of day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39313,"If memory serves, there was a dubious flirtation with nuclear fission reactors resulting in toxic side effects. By the beginning of the fusion era, these reactors had been replaced, but at this time, we should be able to find some.",But you said toxic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39314,I'll explain it to you. Do you remember Lil's dance?,Lil was wearing a sour face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39315,Street racing isn't exactly an acceptable major at Oxbridge. They kicked me out. it doesn't matter. I've won enough money to do what I've always dreamed.,Just don't tell me you're hoping to run away and join the circus.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39316,What makes you cry?,"If I'm sad, or tired, or sometimes when I'm angry or when somebody's being mean to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39317,"Oh, Erica, this is my friend Jeff.","Hi, Jeff. Nice to meet you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39318,I'm so happy I could shit.,CHIP! You know how much I hate the brown word!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39319,Sure. He's the guy who threw his cloak down over the puddle.,I used to smoke Raleigh cigarettes. They came with a free gift coupon in every pack.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39320,I'm not real big on collecting banged up Ferraris at airports.,Next time I'll use valet parking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39321,"Well, we got that out of the way. Tell me, Celeste. What do you do for a living?",I'm a sales rep. I came here to call on a customer and they gave me a hard time because I'm a girl.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39322,"Could everybody else tell you were different, or were you the only one who knew?",I felt limited. I felt confined. I felt like I was suffocating.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39323,It's not that it's hard. I just want you to give me a minute to catch up.,"Okay. Sorry. Don't yell at me like that again, you scared the life out of me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39324,All right. What do we do now?,We wait for Robert to wake up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39325,"To join, and become One with the Creator?",To learn all that is learnable; to deliver all collected data to the Creator on the third planet. That is the programming.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39326,Who the devil is he?,A poet. He's sitting right over there. That's his table - the one at the feet of Dante.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39327,"Hey Jack, you're all flush. I guess that seventy-one took a lot outta you.",I just saw Evelyn Thompson.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39328,That's disgustin'. Those kinda sentiments shouldn't be allowed out in public. Is this Biloxi yet?,Almost. I figure we should find us a place to stay and then go eat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39329,"And then, like great cats---we pounce! And destroy!","Bianca, try not to be so bloodthirsty when you're at the wheel. OK?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39330,Radio! What is radio?,It's a little box that you buy on the installment plan and before you tune it in they tell you they have a new model.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39331,Do you really think I should go to the commune?,"I think you should go home, but otherwise I think you should go. It would be great for you. You have to get away from here. The city's a sewer, you gotta get out of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39332,Tell him you get seasick on a yacht. Play miniature golf with him.,"Oh, no. I'm not getting caught in a miniature sand trap with that guy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39333,I didn't see you there. Can I help you?,My name's Gilroy. I'm from the State Certification Board.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39334,"Yeah, yeah it is, Howard. And here I was thinking I could tell you something you didn't know.","It's a good quote, Mary. I'm glad we both know it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39335,"Why not religion, Dad?",It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're going to offend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39336,"This is Zero Cool, man! Whooo, haha!",Well that's great. There goes MIT.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39337,"You know, to me dressing up was always just putting on my dark blue suit.",I don't like those studs they've sent. I want you to have pearls. Nice big pearls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39338,"A few rabbits, but I think one of them was already dead.",That would explain the indigestion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39339,"Yeah, I know. You're TNT. Just like dynamite. When you go off somebody gets hurt. All right. Let's do this.","Toby Tucker, it don't matter to me if you beat him all up and knock out all his teeth and he's just drooling and bleeding all over hisself, 'cause we love each other and we gonna run off, and I'm gonna have his love child.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39340,You must be very careful as you cross the patio. Madame may be watching.,How about my going up the kitchen stairs and undressing in the dark. Will that do it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39341,How else do you meet them? Pimps?,"You're very square. Pimps don't get you dates, cookie; they just take the money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39342,"You did too say it -- I heard you. Oh, I love you Adam -- I mean Alex -- er, Peter -- Brian. I hope we have lots of boys -- we can name them all after you.","Before we start on that, do you mind handing over the stamps?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39343,"Where do you get your ideas? Only joking -- I'm just joking. Let's go to a brothel then, Kafka, come on.","I haven't got the energy. I mean, I have to conserve my energy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39344,"Please, Beverly, this is hard enough.",If you start tearing up I promise to beam you out. Level one medical emergency. There's no crying in Starfleet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39345,"Gotta admit, you guys are - two in four dozen.","The real joke is we never went fishing, but we're still fishing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39346,"I guess so, sir.",You call me sir again and I'll make you listen to Beethoven.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39347,No. Galatians 15:2? Galatians has only six chapters. The same with Jonah 6:8 -- Jonah has four chapters. Lecktor wasn't using a Bible.,Then the Tooth Fairy named the book in the part Lecktor tore out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39348,Can't blame me for trying. You look as beautiful as that painting I just bought.,So what's the problem Sunshine? You look like Black Thursday. Bad case of puppy love?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39349,I'm glad you guys are here. It's good to see you.,"Yeah, whoops I came.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39350,Yeah. I guess I did. What's going to happen to me?,"We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though, you're okay. You shot a real son of a bitch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39351,Here's to dovetailing interests.,"So, have you and Vanessa thought of a name for the baby yet?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39352,"When a man steps in dung, it is obvious. There is no need to rub it in his face. The smell is the same.","What is that, some kind of Chinese proverb?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39353,I think you should sleep closer. I meant for safety.,I'd be safer sleeping with that snake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39354,If it'll make you feel any better I won't do it again.,"If it'll make you feel any better, you're going to take a lot of Aussies with you and make me a lot of money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39355,Thanks for reminding me.,"Craig, I want you to meet my old lady, Suga. Suga, this is Craig.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39356,"Sha Ka Ree. ""The Scource."" ""Heaven."" ""Eden."" call it ""Qui'Tu."" To the Romulans, it's ""Vorta Vor."" The Andorian word is.. unpronounceable. Still, every culture shares he common dream of a place from which creation sprang. For us, that place will soon be a reality.",The only realty I see is that I'm a prisoner on my own ship. What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39357,Do I have to spell it out?,"You're not going to use me as an excuse again, Mom. Every time you can't face yourself you want to move and you say it's because of me or the neighborhood or some other phony excuse. Now I want to do one thing right and I'm not letting you run away. Dad?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39358,What? You don't see enough of me at the store?,On my way to the flea market in Amish country. Thought maybe you want to come. Show me how to buy at these things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39359,"Don't get burned, Daphne.","Oh, I have some suntan lotion.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39360,Oh my poor baby.,Oh. Mom. It's Brad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39361,That's a beautiful name. French?,"Haitian. I'm going to kill myself. I'm taking pills. Reds, blues, greens.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39362,I don't think we will take the risk for seven hundred quid.,"Tom, go and throw those guns off a bridge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39363,It's not a boat boat. It's really a house.,But it's on the water.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39364,He is in his pigeon cage.,I'm sorry he got those birds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39365,"""Dummy 6"" keeps losing his arm.",So disengage his Flail Arm Mechanism and just make him a screamer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39366,"More than enough, actually. I beg you, no more, please.","No, sir, no. If you ask me, I say you just laid eyes on our murderer through that glass.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39367,"I can explain about the portal, darling.","Don't con me, Maxine. We're over. I just let you up here to tell you that, and to tell you that I'm taking you and Schwartz to court.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39368,"Well, it must be a good deal warmer than it is here on the street.","Would you like to take me there, so that we can get warm, sir?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39369,I didn't mean with you in it.,"Okay, you get in. I'm like a prune anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39370,I give up. Who are you?,"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti. I work as a counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I assume you've heard od us before. Am I correct?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39371,It's based on the life of Doctor Martin Luther King.,Doctor King is my favorite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39372,"Angelo, it's eleven thirty.",That place up the street has meatball sandwiches. Get me two.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39373,"You know it, Lilly.","You know, I like that suit, Bobo. I don't know what there is about it, but it somehow makes you look taller.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39374,I don't know. Bank teller. Sounds like ladies work to me.,"Well, maybe I should dig around in other people's clothes for money. It's obviously been highly successful for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39375,"You know this guy, don't you?",I've never seen him before in my life. I'm just trying to help you out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39376,"I'm sorry, Pierce. You're going out with Marcus. Duty calls. The City needs you.","My Lord mother man, you look like hell. What were you drinking?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39377,Of course. He knows everything about Dick Low.,"I ever get like that, just take me out in back and shoot me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39378,In Santa Ynez. And I agree with you about Cab Franc.,Oh yeah? We're just over in Buellton. Windmill Inn.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39379,I want to go home now.,You've been divorced for two years already. People move on. She has! It's like you enjoy self-pity. Makes you feel special or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39380,"Oh, everything's the same size, same price.","I'm a very light sleeper, traffic noise keeps me wide awake all night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39381,"Peter Parker, you have no idea what I did this weekend. Or didn't do. It's no business of yours either way.",Sit down and stop being such a child.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39382,Will you slow down? It's hard enough to read this thing.,"Well, who told me to take this cow path?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39383,"Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?",We will not have this kind of language at the dinner table.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39384,Hello. May I please speak with Diane please?,"Sorry, Diane isn't here at the moment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39385,"Geez, they look kinda weird.","You just smile, let me do all the talking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39386,But I haven't . . .,"I don't want to hear any more about it. If you don't get married, I'll fire both of you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39387,Sometimes people think they lose things and they didn't really lose them. It just gets moved.,Did you move the bumble bee pendant?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39388,"Yeah, I always wanted to watch you eat.",She'd have to be really pretty and I'd have to be very drunk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39389,"I'm sorry, sir, I'm engaged to be married. My boyfriend would be mad if I went out with another man.",Did you ever daydream that you would one day meet a friendly millionaire?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39390,Then what do you think?,That you're just like your mother.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39391,And that's when he peed in his pants? After the tart?,"He bled a bunch, but no, there was no peeing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39392,And tell your wife to stop making so much noise! We're food to these damn animals.,"Amanda, Honey! Dr. Grant says it's a bad idea!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39393,It's just cause mine is finer. A little bleach'll fix that.,I look like fuckin' Chewbacca.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39394,"She goes to Parson's, right?",I would totally love to go there. But I hear it's really hard to get in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39395,My brothers told me my mother was a mountain goat. Which would explain my chronic halitosis.,A mountain goat? That's really sweet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39396,"Oh, no. Plenty of cause. He won't follow the herd, or change his convictions -- even when they're not popular. And he believes in an absolutely free interchange of information between scientists of different countries -- and these days, there's nothing more suspicious than that.",Depends on which end of the telescope you look through.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39397,Spray and Wash. That's the one.,"Yeah, I remember the girl who was in it with me. She was something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39398,"Ding Dong? Oh Ding Dong Bell, eh?","Yeah, that's right, they was supposed to come with us but they chickened.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39399,I sort of do. But I only see it as a fantasy version of reality. Cleaned up enough to be erotic.,We should have sex. It's old hat for us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39400,When it comes? What'd you tell him?,Comes in different parts of the river. Every night a different part.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39401,"This is New York. No one notices anyone. Not even when someone disappears. At first it was the guy who was caught trying to steal McCay's Jag. Then it was dirty accountants that tried to walk away with millions. The Old Man got such a rush from it, I thought that he would start trying to send me people who used the copier after hours.","How can you just take a life ? I mean it's a life, life is so precious. How does it feel ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39402,"Okay, I wanna see the hands. I wanna see which of you birds has any guts.",Everyone in favor of changing the schedule raise his hand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39403,"Boy, are you ever a shitty judge of people.",So what's the story on this thing? This cancer stuff?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39404,Why do you think I ask?,"I don't know, sir. We just spoke a few minutes ago.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39405,"No. I was living with you, remember? We've slept together but we haven't made love. Not yet. But I'll tell you one thing. The sleeping together is better.",The sleeping together is better but not the sex because you haven't done it was him yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39406,The Prince and the Count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken.,So it's to be torture.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39407,What will you say about us?,I will say that we can be friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39408,"The room will fill to the top, then if they wind up in the next room, they lived, if not, they're dead.","Just remember, hold your breath as long as you can. Then go right over to that corner. The door will open and go in and up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39409,"Not everyone's on the take, Walter.","If you Feds are so hot for him, why don't we just bring him in right now?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39410,Got my initials on them too. They're cute. They're nice little things - what do you do with them?,"You wear them of course, silly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39411,"As much as I can give you? Ha ha. Very good. I like that. Come, George. Let us drive. We have much to talk about.",I like to come up here. To make the decisions. To be one with nature.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39412,"Okay, I have five that says THIS is it for them.",I think I'll see hat action.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39413,It would have to be pretty damn good.,We should head a little further in. There's not that many roads in this state. I want to try to hit Mexico somewhere not so close to New Mexico. They probably wanna kill us in New Mexico.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39414,It's a must -- gracious-living-wise.,I see you bought some napkins.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39415,"Man, I don't want to hear all that.",I thought you was smart. But you just another one of them cats strutting down the avenue in your clown suit with all that mess on you. Like a monkey. And the white man sees you and he laughs. He laughs because he knows you ain't white.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39416,I didn't stutter. You heard me.,You should see the way he looks at you. All Sal wants to do is hide the salami.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39417,You'd think she was marrying him. What are you watching?,Children's programming. What did your mom say when you told her you weren't engaged anymore?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39418,Act surprised. Walk slowly to the podium. Be modest. Thank them for this incredible honor.,"That said, the whole point of an election is to choose winners, and that you have done. We'll begin with president.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39419,It's somehow connected with the worm that's stealing the money.,We need your help to overload the Gibson so we can kill the Da Vinci virus and download the worm program.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39420,"Ha, ha, oh, I love you, too.","See? It is Buzz. Now give back the lights, Potato Head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39421,I never left the garage without my Windex.,"I was barrister in Kenya. I said to him, get off from here. I cannot drive with your body on my windscreen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39422,Can you give the court an example?,It was like sex was a game to her. She got off on the control. She always used to tell me it had to be her way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39423,"Will you just relax, mon? He's not gonna kill us. My father is a television repairman. He's got all kinds of tools. I can fix-this car.","You can't fix this car, Spicoli.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39424,"Man, I don't even want to see those guys from Carl's again.",If you'd apologize I think Dennis would take you back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39425,Drag's been chain-ganging so long he's got a nose like a bloodhound.,Maybe he's been chain-ganging too long.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39426,We're not hanging out. I'm being escorted back to work.,That's not even true. I just want a slice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39427,"Well, yes, I know, dear, but these people are in such need and we have plenty now.","If you're thinking of that thousand dollars, forget it. It's practically gone. We owed everybody in town. Now, you've just gotta stop giving all your money away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39428,"Right, of course. I was worried when I didn't hear from you that night.",It's strange. I knew I was in a woman's thoughts when I was shooting it out with those assassins.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39429,"No, I mean you, right now. Not it you were somebody else.","If I saw a way to walk off with a shopping bag full of money, would I take it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39430,Don't you want to change that?,"Let me tell you something, doctor. Chicks love a guy with a bad rap. They say they don't, but they don't mean it. They all think that they're the ones that are going to ""save me."" The trick is to let them think it's true.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39431,"Sorry, don't mean to be wolfing down. I'm just starving.",Don't apologize. It's great to see a woman really enjoying her food. I hate it when I buy a woman dinner and she won't even touch it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39432,"Too late, Honey. Fooled you. Done called him. He'll be here. Or I'll go get him. Come on Karl, I need you to help me ice down a tub of beer, you and Frank.","Okay ladies and gentlemen or both. It's come to the time in our show when we like to introduce the band. Over here on lead guitar Mr. Randy Horsefeathers. Come on hit a hot lick, Randy. Well, come on, y'all are supposed to clap now. Come on!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39433,Hi. Will I ever sing again?,Everybody has one like that. I thought it was great when you started to laugh at the end.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39434,"Machines can be helpful sometimes, but they can also be a pain in the ass. Ask for a trace on a forger and you might wind up at a steel- mill. I don't mind a bum-steer once in a while -- it's their personalities that usually get me. Somebody once said that man makes machines in his own image. If that's true, whoever made Esper should have been shot.",This is Esper and I'm ready. Go ahead please.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39435,"It's the way of all martyrs, isn't it?","Give me back my anonymity, that's all I ask! Let me be invisible again!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39436,How is the garden doing?,I need to get out there and get those weeds out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39437,"Don't force it, you'll break it.","I'm not gonna break it, I just wanna see it change colors.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39438,Right Ben. LET'S GO FUCK. I'll fuck anything that moves.,Hey? You like to walk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39439,How long have you been doing this?,"Since I was a kid. My mom wanted a girl, so she used to dress me in girlie clothing. It just kinda became a habit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39440,It is. Can I have your home phone number with area code?,"Well I don't want to order anything, you see. I have a situation, a situation just come up that's really pretty serious and I'm not sure who I should talk to or what I should do but could you maybe put me in touch with the right person if I explain myself?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39441,"Why do I feel like the other man, here?","Come on, Bruce. This is what I do for a living.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39442,"When he met Hitler at his birthday and shook hands with him, was he pleased?",I don't know. But you and I already know that he has saved lives.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39443,"Okay, Group's in session. Straight talk only in this room.","Today I'd like to start by getting us acquainted with our new staff member, Nancy Thompson. Let's make her feel welcome.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39444,"There were 24 kidnappings in Mexico City in the last six days. Four a day. What do you think about that, Mr. Creasy?",Pretty impressive. Maybe I need to up my fee or get a larger gun.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39445,This really isn't a good time.,"Come on Frida, I'm not kidding. I'm totally fucked. Let me in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39446,A verdict and premiere all on the same day. I love it.,We're hoping for the death penalty. I have this whole DEAD MAN WALKING swan song exit planned.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39447,How could you do this? You're a mutant.,"Hey, I got four kids to feed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39448,I'm glad you came to me for help.,I feel very emotional right now. A bit out of control.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39449,Tomorrow I'll buy you a whole lot of detective stories.,That poor girl is in a tough spot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39450,"Metaphorically, I still don't have an Amana freezer.","I think if you're honest with yourself, you'll admit you've had a chance at a number of Amana appliances in your lifetime.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39451,None of your business.,Sorry. That was rude.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39452,You're going to be on the boat with that dirty old man?,No. I'm going to be on that boat with Sugar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39453,Who says I can't? You're a newspaper man.,That's why I'm quitting. I want to go some place where I can be a woman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39454,Better'n a lion farm or a snake pit. We won't have to feed it!,"We sell the tamales, enchiladas - hot dogs!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39455,Boing. You're one hell of a lip reader.,"Why thank you. It's a Christmas present. That was my sense of humor, everyone. I wish you would fake a laugh. It's easy with a deaf person.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39456,We weren't there. The handbook says funerals aren't for the dead.,"God, if this is true this is like, amazing! I kinda like it up here. Can I visit you sometimes?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39457,"Whatever, at this point all I care about is food. I'm starving and I got a fucking killer headache.","Hey, I asked you if you wanted some chicken.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39458,"Maybe I haven't lived as long as you have, but I know a sight more about people and I wouldn't talk to a mule like you talked to her and, if I did, I'd say how sorry I was. I'd be man enough to do that.",I said keep your nose out of my life. No kid is going to tell me how to run it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39459,Do you want to know what it is?,"The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this room. You can see it out your window or on your television. You feel it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39460,And what about the other fella?,He was a little older. Looked like the Marlboro man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39461,I think it's going to be almost impossible to drive it up into the lifeboat.,We can use the flamethrower.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39462,You're going home. I'm sending a radio call for the boats. We'll all go down to the lagoon and wait for them.,"Lighten up, Ian, you sound like a high school vice-principal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39463,"You saw that on T.V., Cole?",Everybody got upset. They had a meeting. Momma started crying. I don't draw like that anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39464,"Watch out, you guys. Beep-beep!","Oh, your kids are so adorable.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39465,"Pulled left, rolled out, underneath.",It's kind of ironic. All you guys have women troubles and I don't.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39466,"For like, twelve zillion eternities?","I'm telling you, she's not a nun! Get her out of the nun outfit, and put her in some clothes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39467,"Catch it later, Pham. Gotta get over to Nestor's.",Right. We plan ahead. That way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39468,"Certainly, my son, certainly. Is there something troubling you, my son? Don't be shy to speak up. Remember, I know all the urges that can trouble young men deprived of the society of women.","No Father. It's nothing like that, Father. It's about this new thing they're all talking about. About this new treatment that you out of prison in no time at all and makes sure you never get back in again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39469,"Why, do you think?",I don't know if obsessions have reasons. I think that's why they're obsessions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39470,"Nothing, Dad. Just re-arranging the furniture.","Cassius, didn't I tell you to stay out of your brother's mind?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39471,"Right. But there, pride comes first, not gluttony. The sins are in a different order.","For now, let's just consider the books as the murderer's inspiration. The books and sermons are about atonement for sin. And, these murders have been like forced attrition.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39472,"All of it. Father Perrault and his magnificent history. This place, hidden away from the rest of the world, with its glorious concepts, and now you come along and confuse me entirely.",I'm sorry. I thought I was to be the light. But why do I confuse you? Am I so strange?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39473,"There you go, preacher man. Get me drunk so I don't stick my foot up yo ass.","I just know how you get. Good to know, them butterflies still in ya gut.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39474,Fro--? You want a-a defrosted kid? Is that your idea?,I want to experience childbirth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39475,I wish I could have seen that.,I'm starting to think that everyone's crazy to some extent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39476,"No, you will not, because without Burnham there's no way in hell we're gonna get into that safe, so as far as I'm concerned he can paint your ass blue and run it up a flagpole and you won't lay a finger on him, you understand me?","Don't take no tone of voice with me, Homes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39477,Never been better. Peter spent the night. I must really love him. He's still alive.,Oh thank god. Maybe this whole thing is really over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39478,How was the sex?,There was no sex. She was very traditional. We were waiting until we were married.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39479,How do we get out of this room ?,We wait. This is an elevator.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39480,I was going to say dimensions. But I guess technically they are dreams.,You should always listen to your subconscious. It's trying to tell you something about your waking life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39481,"Before we knew it, we created the most popular men's magazine in the entire nation. The rest is history.","So here we are. Dead. But we never want you to want for anything. That is, we want you to have everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39482,"Maybe he's leaving his wife. I don't know, and I don't care. Lots of people have saws, knives and ropes around their houses. Lots of men don't speak to their wives all day. Lots of wives nag, and men hate them, and trouble starts -- but very, very, very few of them end up in murder -- if that's what you're thinking.",It's pretty hard to stay away from that word isn't is?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39483,"It's funny to look back. I was brought up on goat's milk, I had a ration of vodka in the army, and now champagne.",From goats to grapes. That's drinking in the right direction.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39484,"How you doing, Ed?",I feel like when I was a kid and my mother sent me to school in orange corduroy pants.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39485,Did you just make that up?,"In the hospital. I was kind of excited about it at the time, but then I was on pretty heavy painkillers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39486,That's what makes you interesting. As a teacher.,"God, I would love to think I'm an interesting teacher. I mean, I had maybe one or two teachers in high school who had any passion at all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39487,She's not his mama either.,"Gus Gorman, this is my Psychic Nutritionist.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39488,But how do you account for the popularity of those eight hours a day when Truman sleeps?,We find many viewers leave him on all night for comfort. Haven't you ever watched your child or your lover sleep?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39489,Never heard of him.,"You have ten copies of the book, but you don't know who the main character is?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39490,You can help us.,What can I tell you but that you have got everything upside down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39491,"Actually, my name's Austin Powers.","It says here, name Danger Powers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39492,What did he want?,"Gallagher, that guy just dropped by to give us a great opening for the third act.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39493,How do you know this shit?,They did it last year too. It's like traditional or something. They've got this humongoid Park Ave apartment and she just holes up there with a wad of cash. Aren't the hugely wealthy sad?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39494,"Yeah, well he just turned up in New Jersey at the military command post. Somehow all this is related to what happened down in Panama. There's a story here. I know it. You got any tape or glue?",I left my forgery kit back at the office.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39495,"I hope you're right, but my guts are telling me different.",Your Spidey senses tingling.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39496,I figured that out.,"The face decays, the mask doesn't. Art lasts, we don't. That's why art's so valuable. It's a little piece of immortality.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39497,What are you going to be then?,A clerk. I'm doing a typing course. I'll be typing for England.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39498,I'm at your service.,"Thank you. Mmmm, that feels good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39499,What does Charlie think about that?,"You know Mom, it's okay to have male friends. Besides, it's over with me and Charlie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39500,"Of course. Is it, am I a terrible coward to ask how much water we have?","Water? Yes, we have water, we have a little in our can, we have water in the radiator which can be drunk. Not at all cowardly, extremely practical. Come on, come on! There's also a plant - I've never seen it but I'm told you can cut a piece the size of a heart from this plant and the next day it will be filled with a delicious liquid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39501,"Lloyd, everybody in that party put something down on their record except you.","How many people really know what they want though? I mean, a lot of them think that they have to know, right? But inside, they don't really know, so, I don't know. But I know that I don't know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39502,"Your back to me. In that orange sweatshirt I would come to know so well and even hate eventually. At the time I thought, how cool, an orange sweatshirt.","I remember being drawn to you even then. I thought, I love this woman because she's alone down there looking out at the black ocean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39503,I thought so. Where's your husband?,"At the roulette table, trying to win enough for our exit visa. Well of course, he's losing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39504,You are involved. By being alive you're involved.,We're quoting Mom again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39505,"I have to help out in my father's hardware store. They're giving me sort of my own hours for a while, which is nice.","Still, it must be kinda rough.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39506,Yeah but you don't even know me really.,"Sure I do, you know, like your aura. That you give off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39507,Luke was in the shower this morning and Annabelle sort of walked in without knocking.,I'm sure that didn't upset her. Everyone in our family takes showers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39508,Was there Burger King?,"Uh, uh. There was no such a thing as Burger King.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39509,"We move to sunny L.A. All of show business is out there, Max.","No, I cannot. You keep bringing it up, but I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39510,"Is it a nice warm room, sir?","Well, it must be a good deal warmer than it is here on the street.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39511,"Huh? No, she, she hit me right here.",I understand sir. Could you slide your shorts down please?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39512,"Well, no, but once Nathan gets settled and the girls get a little older, it's definitely something I want to do. Since you love to cook, maybe it's something we can talk about.","You know, girl, long as I've lived next door, I've never seen the inside of this house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39513,"Your predecessor. He did- n't like to get outta bed. Catch you later, Freddy T ..","So what happened to the barbecues, and fishing?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39514,Right. Sorry. Do you think he did it?,"I've got my suspicions but still, nothing you say can ever make me take my eyes off one person.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39515,"This is a good letter, Dad.",The heels on these shoes are very large. Why have I never noticed this? The heels on these shoes are grotesque.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39516,To straighten something out with you. Right here. Right now.,"So, you didn't mention my name? You haven't talked to anybody about me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39517,"And that husband of hers is a skinny bit of a fellow, isn't he?","Well, I bumped into her on the street, and she was as big as a barrel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39518,"Look, whatever your Marharagi, told you, forget. You've got to get this fuckin pain to stop.",It was an analogy. Your soul is locked up inside you. You need to free it Trevor. You've blocked it from the healing process. That's what we need to do now. Heal your soul. And to do that I you have to give in utterly and without any hesitation or doubt. Do you know what I mean by giving in? It's about trust. Do you trust me implicitly?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39519,I can forgive you a bestseller.,My mom used to get PMS too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39520,What are you doing?,"This is crazy. She waits till she's dead to tell us all this. Well, I got news for you. She was my mother. That's enough for me. I don't have to know who she was.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39521,I hate the press cases. Especially the weird press cases. Where you going?,To make a statement. I'm gonna give them the name. Maybe the jackals can help us out for once.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39522,"Rush your mouth, girl. No, he didn't. He cannot be that big of a damn fool.",I asked Harry about it. He didn't own up to it. He said he didn't know what got into Okra.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39523,"No. If anything happened, you'd be stuck in there like he was.","I take the last chip in with me. I use it, to control re-enlargement, from inside.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39524,"One time Magic scored forty-eight points, and they only had six minute quarters and he sat out the whole fourth.",You do act different.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39525,But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?,Don't be an asshole. Somebody has to stay with the store.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39526,What did you see? What did it look like?,Signs of the Lord. They just appeared out of nowhere. I thought you were loco!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39527,"Well! A precedent is being broken. Er, Emil!",This is a very interesting cafe. I congratulate you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39528,"Hey, you know me.","Buff, look at me for a second. No, this is serious.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39529,Well I don't think there's a chance of that happening. It's usually the moon walks. Sometimes you feel like a kindergarten teacher.,Well I hope I don't do anything careless.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39530,"Really? Well, you know, he's quite good. I'm surprised. Anyway, I have a session with Malkovich I have to attend. I'll speak with you soon.","But Maxine, I thought it was me you loved.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39531,So you're still on the Zoloft?,Next thing I remember we were walking down near the surf.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39532,In Rhode Island with the folks. I'm a free agent tonight.,"Oh jeez, Benjie. Well, here you are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39533,"Yeah. Well. Gettin' up here, Boss.","Well, Arletta, I got to stand down here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39534,You think Drew will go for it?,"Quince, I've got confidence in you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39535,"In that case, I accept.","Good. In that case, I pronounce us man and wife.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39536,"Big backyards, fences, some hedges, why?","Because, my dear Will, if this Pilgrim imagines he has a relationship with the full moon, he might go outside and look at it. Have you seen blood in moonlight, Will? It appears quite black. If one were nude, it would be better to have outdoor privacy for this sort of thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39537,"Before you go, did you get those bruises here?","Sure, they wanted to know if I ever voted Conservative.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39538,"Oh .. not that you ever get drunk! No, indeed! But a kind of overpowering lassitude or, more plainly, a deep and enveloping sleep.",There isn't enough Medford rum in the whole of New Hampshire to make me sleepy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39539,"Well, you got a lot of games lined up for me?","Yeah, we're gonna make a lotta money together, from now on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39540,It belonged to my dad.,Is Mr. Fazeli in please?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39541,What're you talking about?,"Gunshots, there were some gunshots.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39542,"What time do you get off work, my child?","I'm sorry, sir, I'm engaged to be married. My boyfriend would be mad if I went out with another man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39543,I want to get the big bag of little donuts.,"There's your paint can. The next time you drink window cleaner, I'm just gonna leave it in ya.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39544,For a new Kenworth. That's a truck.,A truck? You're doing this for a truck? That's insanity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39545,I wouldn't get my hopes up Lloyd.,"I'm sorry. It's just you're a really nice guy, and we don't want to see you get hurt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39546,Good grades. Fine athlete. President of his class.,I wasn't there. Like I was some kind of pedigreed dog or a horse. Like I was invisible.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39547,Is that good or bad?,"It's all good. You got a hit show, you're gonna need a bank. Plus, I love these old black collectibles.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39548,I love you. Don't feel sick.,Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39549,I like to read.,"Me too. It is Rain Dogs, by the way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39550,I saw that hot dog guy in the bathroom urinating. He didn't wash his hands.,Just put some mustard on it and eat it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39551,"I'm just trying to make a living, and I don't want to become a local Joke.","Mr. Gittes, you've talked me into it. I'll drop the lawsuit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39552,"We've done that. He's a San Francisco private eye. Name Martin J. Goble, G-O-B-L-E. Had initials in his hat and for once he lived where he bought it. Goble and Greer is the firm name.",Swimming with his hat on? That's original.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39553,Gotta be one of his disciples or something.,"Yo, man, I think that devil guy just got ripped off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39554,"Hush. No, it is never terrible to be in love. Nathan's memory lives on in our sacred union. I'm not sorry she killed him either. Nathan was wonderful. He was erudite and sophisticated and charming. You are all that, too. But you have something more. You have a bit of the animal in you.","Let's go eat, I'm starved.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39555,Talk to me about sick. Ain't been right since I moved into that drafty house.,I keep the heat on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39556,How did you know?,"That cheap aftershave I send you every Christmas, you actually wear it. I'm touched. Sit down, sit down, what brings you to Mombassa?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39557,Where did you meet him?,I'm a nurse. I used to work at Roseburg Memorial Hospital. Dr. Paley's on staff there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39558,"Eh, have you got Paul's grandfather?","Of course, he's concealed about me person.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39559,That man is gonna be on that roof. Don't ask me how I know. I just know. And you know it as well as I do.,"Sure, sure. I'd like to believe in fairy tales, but a guy that's fake isn't gonna jump off any roof.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39560,I won't even dignify that with a response.,I wonder if you really like all these old records or if you only like the fact that nobody else likes them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39561,The - - agility. You're right!,"Ellie, we can tear up the rule book on cold-bloodedness. It doesn't apply, they're totally wrong! This is a warm-blooded creature. They're totally wrong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39562,"Well, that's kind of how I am right now.",Is Mom yelling at you too?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39563,Exactly. You're a household name now. You're moving in entirely different worlds. That's why I hope you're not toying with Viktor.,It sounds like you still have feelings for him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39564,Okay Mr. Statistics I've got one for you. What's the most common cause of death for adults over the age of eighteen?,Please. Heart attack. That was easy street.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39565,"This is not a good time to take chances. Your best friend, Robert, an accountant, lost his home and is out on the street. We see him from time to time. He comes down to church for a free meal.","This is what it is all about, trying to keep from being out on the street.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39566,"Actually, I was going to say let me have your computer if you die.","Cool, but remember, as soon as he gets on the platform you gotta get out of there. Nobody wants to go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39567,"And the snakes? You want to know about the snakes? You saw one outside earlier, didn't you? When you thought I had deserted you -- you were terrified.",That's when you went in the sphere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39568,What do I do? I don't know her name.,The Naming of Names is not necessary. Just concentrate on her face. Your Shadow will do the rest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39569,What happened to Adele?,"Well, let's put it this way. I need me a new woman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39570,I just want to know why you're here.,"Well, like I said, Ann is my sister. Sisters talk. You can imagine the rest.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39571,What if I spazz out?,"No biggie, we've been through it a dozen times, I just jab you with the Glucogen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39572,Nothing you could do would make it any worse.,I can't do it. I need evidence that the church would accept as signs of possession.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39573,Wait. How about this?,Now you're squinting like you need glasses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39574,"I interviewed him after I met you. I'm his social secretary now. Well, assistant to his secretary.","I commend you. If you're going to pursue poofs, go after those who can do favors for you. You waste everybody's time when you court dinosaurs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39575,"I'm sorry, Mary. My old Dad used to say 'when you can't change a situation, laugh at it.' Nothing ridicules a thing like laughing at it.",I've lost my girlish laughter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39576,"Yeah, in this book there's a chapter called Self Made Freaks about how people would mutilate themselves in order to work in a freak show. It mostly talks about tattooed people and wild men of Borneo and shit like that, but there is one mention of a single case where a woman was suspected of having her arms removed on purpose to become an arm-less wonder.","Yeah, so how does that fit with the story of four morons with a flat tire looking for a dead tree?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39577,"Yeah, he got a bad attitude.","You said before, that he got boxes?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39578,"Well, it's all happenin' so fast. Goodness-gracious, it hardly seems real, y'know? I mean, I won! I'm the winner! I'm going to State!",She's the winner and we're going to state.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39579,Were you and my father having an affair?,"Wow. Wow, you just said it. I was expecting to dance around this for another half hour.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39580,"Surely, sit down. If I had known you were coming, I would have thrown you up a waffle.",I don't eat waffles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39581,"I didn't do if for you, anyway. I just ain't no boot-licking trusty, that's all.",I was sorry to hear about your mama passing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39582,What are we doing?,Making sure that no one can get in here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39583,You said you like to look people in the eye when you talk to them. Don't you remember?,That's the thing. I have this condition.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39584,I hate the storm. I hate it!,"The storms have done everything they can to me, I don't hate them. I don't even hear the wind. It blows beyond me. It was on such a night as this that Barbara died.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39585,Ah'm gonna blow you both to hell!,"Cool, huh huh. Hey Beavis that's that dude that's paying us to do his wife.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39586,You married into it.,We lived in Temple Texas for many years. Raised a family there. In Temple. We come out here about four years ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39587,What? Oh yes. Tee-hee. Jellybean.,"She's a young thing who works on my ranch. Real name is Sally Jones or something wooden like that. She's cute as a hot fudge taco, and, of course, it takes verve to change one's name so charmingly. But she stinks like a slut just the same.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39588,"I know, your wickedness.","I started slow, though. For years, I was just giving people hot foots. Actually, you can give all the credit for Hell to my first wife; she was the inspiration. She was an ugly one, too. One day, she asked me if I wanted super sex. I said I'll take the soup.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39589,"C'mon, I look more like Elvis than you do.",Okay. You can be Elvis.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39590,You've known him long?,Since his beard was red.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39591,I was pretty hard on her last night. And now she's getting married.,"There's a reason I always tell that Tony Pee-Pants story, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39592,"A messianic complex is nothing new to Octavius. In his universe, there's only one mind-- his own. It must be very lonely.",Forgive me if I don't feel too sympathetic right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39593,But they have a real lawyer and everything. I'm going to meet with them next weekend.,"Junebug, that is a tough, tough thing to do. Probably tougher than you can understand right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39594,The hell I did!,You said one in two marriages end in divorce.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39595,I don't need a drug.,"You need a good review and you'll be fine. The whole color of the world will change, mark my words.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39596,Make the delivery somewhere in the mall.,"Right around here, in the food court.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39597,Probably half a dozen traffic convictions. Drunk driving. Lost his licence. That's why he don't work no more.,Can't get off that shitty dump they live on. What little money comes in goes to booze.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39598,My future husband died in battle against the Sutherlands.,What are you saying? I'm standing here as real as you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39599,So I guess Satan lost. Satan is the weak one.,"Miette, come here and relax.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39600,"Buddy, it's not your fault, and it's not your decision.",I'm not gonna let it happen Darien.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39601,What's left of it.,"Captain, I'm getting a message from Klingon High Command.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39602,"It's ""Comptoir Sud Pacific."" Makes me feel like a hula girl. Which is kinda what I'm going for. Wanna come in?",No thanks. I'm looking for a girl named Valerie who also smells like coconuts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39603,"Many thanks. You're Patterson, yes? Nigel Starling- I'll be assisting you at Tsavo- but surely Beaumont must have told you that.","He just gave me his ""monster"" speech.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39604,All the little kids arrive today. We're not ready to deal with that alone.,I sympathize with you kids. The best I can do is call the station in Carpenter and have them keep a lookout for them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39605,"Jesus Doug, they'll execute us!","Stealing's stealing, we might as well get what we need. This'll do for the floor and the walkway too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39606,Why don't you just shoot it and put it out of its misery?,"What are you talking about, it's purring like a kitty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39607,Good. I mean are we dead or something?,Well I just don't think we have much to say to each other.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39608,What do your friends call you?-- The ones that know you well?--and like you very much?,They call me Jeff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39609,"Since when is she an ""actress""?","I know, she needs to die immediately.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39610,I'm handing out a free lei to every customer! What do you think?,I think maybe people are scared off by the tiki torches.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39611,"Oh come on, why would I lie?","Because you're a loser, and in some warped way this gives you a momentary sense of worth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39612,What do you mean?,Let's just say Greg likes tackling tight ends on and off the field.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39613,Or maybe it'll turn him back into a toad.,"Well, what about books? You like Hemingway? You gotta love Hemingway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39614,"Well, you'd have to keep it under control.","And what if, just say, there was a kidnap attempt?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39615,That one time was just the bumper.,"He would have been, safe. Completely, entirely, suffocatingly safe. I would have him to see more of the world than Enid, Oklahoma. I wanted to see more of the world than Enid, Oklahoma. And so yes, it's my fault that this happened. I'm sorry that you have to be here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39616,Do you miss her?,"Yes, I did, very much for a long time, and even now, I get a little sad when I think of a pretty flower or a sunset that your mother would have liked.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39617,Then how's all the people gonna get their oil?,"You catch on fast, old buddy. Tell him about the pumps. I know how you love the part about the pumps.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39618,What do you think I can do?,"I need a sponsor to get my sanction card back. Where I come from, you're the king.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39619,"Oh, Hunt, please! One can't hold Nyah responsible for her actions..","In other words, you're calling her a flake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39620,"Hey boss, it's not a science.",Send some flowers. Something nice. Roses or carnations. And one of those get well soon cards.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39621,"It's crazy out there. Young girls wearing mini this and mini that. Sometimes when I walk down the street and pass some sexy looking woman, she makes me feel like I'm bothering her. She stares down like she's afraid to look at me. Why she do that? Why can't she look me in the face?",Maybe because you're looking her in the face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39622,Yes -- I'd love to.,Then dance the next number with Kringelein.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39623,Not true. I can use it to pick fleas from my horse.,"By the way, I'm a real Manchurian.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39624,"Yes, I understand I'm listening.",You owe the Don a service. He has no doubt that you will repay it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39625,Like the Genie in the bottle.,"Exactly. The problem comes when the story dies. It happens a lot of different ways, the story gets too familiar, or too watered down by people trying to make it easier to sell, or ti's labeled a threat to society and just plain banned. However it happens, when the story dies, the evil is set free.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39626,But it said #12.,I switched apartments with her. She's in #17. Just walk down that way. It's just to the right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39627,I know you left him a message. What did you say!,Jesus Hugo! How is it that you can turn a simple conversation into a fucking hedge maze!? This is zero degree of difficulty man!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39628,"Never take up poker, Detective.","Don't be stupid, lady. Your neck can be sliced as fast as anyone else's.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39629,"supporting that gang of loafers! There's not one of them that cares a damn for you. A wife who threw you out the first time your foot slipped. They wouldn't raise a hand to help you. And I've given my whole life for you. If you kicked off tomorrow, where'd I be? Out in the gutter! Sure I took those bonds. Who has a better right -- ?","I want that money right now, or I'll hand you over to the police.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39630,The one you bought at school.,"Like I said, I hadn't really expected to use it. Anyway, I'm going through a drawer. I hear a car. I look out the window. I see Nicole driving away. I leave my room, and there's Kelly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39631,"Hmm? I dunno. Chafing from the backpack, something.","That'd be up on your shoulder, maybe your lower back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39632,But you're a friend of Jimmy's. I think of you as a brother already.,So that's 40 lbs. at 6 a pound then?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39633,Oh. Who's in it? I know what it is. It's what's on instead of the movie.,I just want to see the basketball scores. It's important.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39634,"Father, if it was so trivial, so natural, so -- No. I have sinned. And you must listen if you are to prescribe an appropriate act of contrition, and to absolve me. Father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your arms to serve God?","It's funny, you knew. But the first thing I think of is kneading the bread that I help bake for the soup kitchen. Maybe that's because my the muscles in my arms still hurt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39635,"Besides, I don't even know if I want to write anymore.","What, you're going to go back to that hick town and run the projector and marry the doctor's daughter?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39636,Sounds like an amazing coincidence.,Or like maybe he was baby sitting a problem child for the Navy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39637,So what. We would just give the NAACP a donation that would be the end of that. No such thing as bad publicity. So what. Earlier you said singing and dancing.,Mantan right here is a gifted hoofer. He has educated feet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39638,Do you mind? It was a real scary comic.,Okay. Have you been eating pizza? You smell like garlic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39639,Then why are you still looking at me like I'm asking for the square root of something! What did you say!?,"I said that we were returning his call and you were real concerned, because he sounded real concerned.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39640,Hey! What're you guys doing here-- stealing my girl?,"Now, Nuke, would I do a thing like that? Hey kids, this is the great Ebby Calvin ""Nuke"" LaLoosh.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39641,"Damn, you're a shrewd one. Shrewd.",I just want to show different kinds of people can get together and it doesn't have to be Vietnam. You don't get treated badly here do you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39642,"Let me ask you, this Mask, when they made it--was the old bitch dead or alive?",It's a death mask. Death mask means dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39643,That's how it's going to be.,Nels reporting in. Sit down where you are. Arms folded.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39644,Because if you do--I'll leave you. HAROLD Goodbye.,We have this new club up here in Heaven.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39645,I was taller than you when I was fourteen.,"Sit down. Your Aunt Connie and I waited for you to have some lunch, but now it's all dried out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39646,"Very clumsy, very clumsy. I'd have found it in a minute.","All right you're the super sleuth, what do you want, a medal?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39647,"English! English, you stupid little retard! We America now, Tina!","I'm sorry, Dad, but with all due respect, my name isn't ""Tina,"" it's Seiko.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39648,"I'm admiring your costume. What ""movie"" are you going as again?","Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39649,"It's cold out there tonight, Barney.","Yeah, there's a good girl. Have you had a look at this hoof? She was limping badly. I think there might be a stone in it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39650,"What do you want, Mr. Policeman?",You got a brother up in Folsom. I know because I put him there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39651,Why do they bother him on a day like this?,Because they know that no Sicilian will refuse a request on his daughter's wedding day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39652,You tell Theo he's not in tomorrow he can start looking for another job.,"I don't know how to break this to you, Normal, we're all looking for another job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39653,Vat? I am going 5 miles an hour! I am looking town. I not even moving.,"Whoa, what kind of accent you got there? You one of them Russians?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39654,"Uncle Louis, we have a guest!",I'm going to put a lock on the telephone. Did you bring the cassettes?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39655,"The card says so, doesn't it?",Brandon handled the money envelope.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39656,"I should have suspectcd, when I heard that 'Doctor.' I thought it was your father.","It was supposed to be. Dad had a heart attack, two days ago.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39657,That was incredible. You're brilliant!,"You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39658,Like who you really are and what you're doing here and what this thing is.,"My name is Pavel Chekov. I am a Lt. Commander in Starfleet, United Federation of Planets, service number 656-5827b.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39659,I'm all checked out for light surf and look at it.,Do me this favor just once. Use the ponds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39660,So there's one thing we know Ambrose doesn't.,Then you do think it was Ambrose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39661,Will somebody please tell those chicks disco is dead.,Stellas. I hate stellas almost as much as I hate dogs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39662,How'd you feel about it?,"I'm fine with it, or I wouldn't of done it, I did it to feel better about myself, and I do. When I look in the mirror it looks like me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39663,"They're uncommon bold, the grave robbers -- and the daft doctors who drive them on.",I'm by way of being a medical myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39664,"You say, ""The key to my heart,"" and I'm gonna hurl.",Shelve the barf bag. It's the key to the main gate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39665,What are you talking about?,"He's not getting a phone, he doesn't like talking on the phone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39666,"Gary, how we doing, big stallion?","Rick, I really think I'm in love.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39667,"Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?","Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39668,I'm sorry about that.,"My Grandpa, used to breed horses on his farm so I would come over and ride all the time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39669,I could kill you now.,"Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39670,"Claire, will you calm down?","I'm perfectly calm, I'm a normal human being. I'm going for a walk in the park.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39671,My parents are dead. Don't even think of bringing them into this.,You're about to become the anti-Christ who is born unholy and becomes the door to eternal suffering in this world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39672,"Earth doesn't have a patent on buttons, Ted.","Still, make a note I recognized that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39673,Your mother said that you've been skipping cycles of your medication.,"I've been taking it. I just like to make her feel guilty for all of this. You know, abuse her. Psychologically.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39674,It's my bit for the community.,"Fuck the community. There was this article my friends and I read. It was ""25 Signs He's Great in Bed"". It was very fascinating.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39675,They don't get burned by the sun bouncing off the snow. And they're good mother.,Our daddy raised Pure Herefords.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39676,You won ten dollars. Big deal. If we don't get a good ride before dark we could miss your ship.,I want to get money for you and the baby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39677,Why couldn't you just look at his feet?,Because he's wearing moccasins.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39678,"I don't know, he's in a prison camp.","Here, you put your hand under the water and I'll pump for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39679,They have safaris for tourists now. Maybe you can convince your husband.,"Well, it's kind of buggy out there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39680,I think I would rather just turn them over.,"I am not interested in what you would rather; I want to keep going. I am also offering you the money, so we don't have to turn them over because you can borrow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39681,Something was making me talk. Some Goddamn thing was making me move. I gotta get out of here.,"Oh, Dollface, it was just your passion for me taking hold.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39682,"Please, what else could it mean?","So if you give us the pregnant lady's number, we can warn her about the lake and she'll live long enough to have the baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39683,"A shadow. What's as big a castle? As light as air , but one hundred men can't move it? The shadow of the castle. Are there any buildings that have the name Castle in it that cast a shadow long enough to fall across another building?",Wait a minute. There's an apartment in that area called the Castle Arms.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39684,"I'm really sorry about that, man.","Don't be a fembot. So, are you like grounded because of last night, or what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39685,"Yeah, but that doesn't mean that your tree is not artistic if no one cuts it down.",Jeff likes to argue for the sake of arguing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39686,What if he's telling the truth?,You know something? I actually never think of that. I gotta get some coffee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39687,The clitoris?! I DID IT!! I FOUND THE CLITORIS!!,"Stan, your friends need you. They are in trouble and you must help them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39688,"Hey, I hope you didn't take that stuff I said seriously. It was just part of the show! It's like the old days, when a carnival barker would try to rile up the crowd.",Oh. So you were just pretending to be an asshole.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39689,"How would you go about applying the Golden Rule, Earl?",I'd do away with the profit system and have production for use only. There's enough food and clothing and shelter for everybody if we'd use some sense.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39690,"Been a long time, Bob. You run out of Chinamen?","Little Bill, I thought you were dead. I see you shaved off your chin whiskers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39691,"Yeah, he's aces. Thanks, Turk!","God, she's beautiful. My wiener's all tingly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39692,That's an old one. One of our first.,This is the official composite of the three precogs?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39693,"Yeah, we can. Least till after this weekend. He ain't going nowhere. We'll deal with it then.","Whatever, let's just get the hellout of here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39694,Don't stop. Keep right on complaining. It's beautiful.,"You know, when I first saw you, I thought you were an American.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39695,Is that a threat?,I ate a dog when I was in Thailand. Tasted exactly like this sparerib.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39696,"In time, you will see that this is the best thing.","In time, you will drop dead, and I will come to your funeral in a red dress.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39697,Fernando wasn't pissed off at everybody. He just wanted to fix their cars.,It might just be the age. I spent my first fifteen years trying to be just like Buddy and the next fifteen trying to give him a heart attack.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39698,I hope you changed the water in that bong from last night.,"The water, as you call it, is a special mixture of amaretto and Ben&Ben blended for just the exact chemical interaction with the last of our precious Thai stick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39699,You get not to go to jail.,You're talking through your hat. You're offering a deal because you've got no proof.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39700,What? Who are you? What do you want?,My name is Jennifer Hillman. I'm an archaeologist. I read in the paper about the murder yesterday and I thought I should come talk to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39701,Jesus -- that guy's too damn much.,I wonder if that was the same copter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39702,"Oh, I'm really glad you called.","So, do you enjoy being an actor?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39703,"I'm engaged to Brad just the same as Betty Monroe was to Ralph Hapschatt. But Frank's kisses overwhelmed me with an ecstacy I've never dreamt of before. Hot, burning kisses.",And that's all the time that it takes For a heart to turn to stone The sweeter the wine The harder to make the break You hear something about someone You'd thought you'd known.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39704,Is it? I forget. I don't call myself that often.,"Just to be on the safe side, we had Loach here give you a ring.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39705,"People? Hell, National Geographic.",Sell the movie rights. We're going straight from blue-collar to white -collar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39706,"light shining) in her eyes) Throw sea weeds into the flames, and the fire turns blue!",But we don't have any sea weed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39707,Where are you headed?,"Oh, I was just going to my AA meeting. ELLIOT Oh, my goodness. Well, why do you still go to those? You never tough alcohol.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39708,"So what's going on, Joel?","I don't know, I've just been thinking, maybe we're not happy with each other.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39709,You have to believe in something. What do they believe in -- the Whatjamacillit church?,Christian Reformed. It's a Dutch Calvinist denomination.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39710,I beg your pardon!,"Now, listen. I'm in a very ugly mood. I put up a stiff battle for that seat. So if it's just the same to you - scram.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39711,I changed her already!,"She needs to be changed again. Sorsha crosses her arms in a hugg and watches as Willow changes the baby. Soon the baby stops crying. Re- lieved yet still anxious, Sorsha paces to a mirror. Willow rocks the baby gently, absently looking at the fire. Then his eyes focus on the fire.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39712,"You son of a bitch, you think you can brush me off like that? I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.","Tom, you're the Consigliere; you can talk to the Don and advise him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39713,"Do you realize what your saying, Gibson?",That watch was the only thing my daddy ever gave me. It meant the world to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39714,"Just across the bay, at the fuel depot. The men wanted to try to get home. I can't explain.","Then, I suppose the time has come say it's been nice Dwight Lionel. It's been everything. Oh, Dwight, I'm frightened.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39715,You want to talk about it?,"My Dad thinks I'm on drugs, my Mom thinks I'm crazy and I'm not sure I don't agree with her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39716,Come and get it if you can.,"Without the Green Destiny, you are nothing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39717,They come in any other styles or colors?,This is your standard dart gun.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39718,What makes you so sure he's the one?,Just for laughs we raided wonder boy's house. There was a gallon of one of the corpse's blood in his carpet. I think it was about then I withdrew his name for humanitarian of the year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39719,"If you can figure it out, be my guest.",Very good. You're obviously mechanical.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39720,Maybe some of us don't need this crap!,"And it's the Hubble Telescope, not the Himball Telescope.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39721,"Damn right, I have. You think I like living on fucking Yucca? We do a good job on this, we're in.",What happened to boxing? I thought we made a vow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39722,"I didn't mean for it to turn out like this. Look, I lied to you. I'm not a reporter. When we broke up and I came out to New York I was so sure I'd make it. But I haven't. That's why I needed this story so bad. I just couldn't tell you I'm a failure.",So you thought that made it okay to steal my tapes?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39723,Are you ready Ilsa?,"Yes, I'm ready. Goodbye, Rick. God bless you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39724,I know. It's not like it makes all your problems go away.,"Then again, that's easy for me to say, since I'll never even get a date. I'm sure you have hundreds of guys who are interested in you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39725,"Honest, Mom, I saw him. It just opened up and he walked right in. And that great big iron man was moving around!","Bobby, you've been dreaming again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39726,"Been divorced for a year now, bud.","Stephanie, holy shit. Chick had it all going on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39727,It is broad day! The rooster tells us so!,"It was the owl. Believe me, love, it was the owl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39728,"Bite it, Cynthia. You could get free things from people that want you to endorse their products.","Commercials, a sitcom, an MOW or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39729,I'm sure that's true for some of them.,I thought I was the pro. These women make me feel like an amateur.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39730,You're tired. You need rest. Your horse needs water. There's a creek up here.,"Well, there used to be! What's your name? I'm Lo. The Hans call me Dark Cloud. I'm not that tall or big, but I'm quick as lightning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39731,"We're part of a special class taught by the lunch lady, er, I mean Ms. Heller. Maybe you'd like to join us, it doesn't require any walking.",And nobody will make fun of your horrible deformity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39732,"Pin your diapers on, Lebowski. Jackie Treehorn wants to see you.","And we know which Lebowski you are, Lebowski.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39733,It's just going to break his heart when he finds out I can't marry him.,So? It's going to break Sugar's heart when she finds out I'm not a millionaire. That's life. You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39734,"If I'm sleeping with him, and I haven't said I am, then so what?",So everything. That's so what. So I begin to hate him. So I want to do him grave harm.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39735,"As in what, you hapless techno-weenie?","Uh, the accounting subdirectory in the Gibson is working really hard. We got one person online, the workload is enough for like ten users. I think we've got a hacker.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39736,"Yes, indeed, yes I am.","There's this girl, this friend of mine from work that I think is really cute and really cool and I want you to meet her so I was thinking about bringing her to the party tonight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39737,I'm not getting a ticket.,"Tony? This is Keith Fisher. You're doing my wedding and I'm calling about the chair situation. Yeah, I'll hold.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39738,We played down in Jackson yesterday. Heard a rumor you've got a boy up here who can hit the ball a ton.,You probably mean Can't Get Right. That's him over there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39739,"Only because it's never the time. I can't go on apologizing my whole life, you know?","If by ""we"" you are referring to men, then I have to say that just the once would do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39740,But what about that math project?,"Paul, I just can't go. Is that OK with you or am I committing some horrible crime?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39741,Oh yeah? What kind of write?,"Well as a matter of fact, I write for the pictures.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39742,I need you to believe in me. To believe that we can do this.,"John, he's got my driver's license.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39743,For what? A couple hundred bucks?,I think you'd do it for free. You're almost drooling. You like the rush.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39744,"Well, Mr. Renton, I see that you attended the Royal Edinburgh College.","Indeed, yes, those halcyon days.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39745,I had a good time last night. I really did.,So I'm going to get some sleep. I'm glad you're okay.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39746,I'm sorry that I became so upset.,"No, I'm sorry. I'm really backward in certain areas.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39747,I'll pay our going rate. Plus what you'd get if you did the hedges.,Sorry. I don't feel like sitting still today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39748,Maybe they put a horse head in her bed?,That stinks. They left you with absolutely nothing. It makes you wonder about the entire legal system. Like Rodney King.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39749,"I'm not your pupil. I was, but I'm not.","When you leave the nest, I just want you to be ready to face the real world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39750,It's Sanskrit. It tells the story of Sankara climbing Mt. Kalisa where he met the Hindu god Shiva.,That's Shiva? What's he giving the Priest?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39751,You don't know what I think.,She ain't crazy. She love those children. She was trying to outhurt the hurter's all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39752,We don't use the term 'Negro' anymore. It's considered offensive.,"That's right. You're supposed to say 'colored' now, right? Here's the stewardesses! Bring on the sexy stews!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39753,"You're damn right it incensed me, the miserable bastard. He also said the kikes and the niggers have taken over Washington. D.C.","Yeah, I know, he was up here. It's pitiful like you say. When he lost Rose it ruined the man, it destroyed him totally when he lost Rose.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39754,I'm more comfortable around my people.,"Let's jump right into it. Your show has sparked a world of controversy, provoked a tone of dialogue. How do you see all of this?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39755,Oh darling -- is that for me?,No it's for Tom as he didn't complain.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39756,He hates all my race.,"I knew that feuds still went on, but I didn't think people like you and the General would be involved.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39757,"John Henry Patterson, come in. I'm Robert Beaumont. Firm- I like that, tells me a lot about you- -now why don't you tell me about me? To get you started, many people find me handsome, with a wonderful smile. I'm sure you agree. Winning personality, heaps of charm?","My wife is the game player in the family, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39758,I'd go Special Reconnaissance. Every bit as tough -- and we have a 60 percent drop-out rate among the men.,Then I suggest we start there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39759,You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.,You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39760,"Come on, come on. What are you trying to do, kid? Keel over? You haven't been out of this house in two weeks.","Well, maybe I will have a sandwich. Do you mind waiting a few minutes?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39761,"Lieutenant, self-expression does not seem to be one of your problems.",I wish to thank you for the high efficiency rating.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39762,Oh? What happened to Hochstetler?,We had some lemonade and he left.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39763,You're the one always saying 'Just do it'.,That was before he pulled this 'Dick me or I dump you' shit. I say fuck his best friend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39764,That's when you went in the sphere.,"One lonely, terrifying sea snake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39765,Live? In less than a week you're prancing about the country like a squirrel.,So why the crazy talk? It's a miracle it is. Saint Andrew has smiled on me. On us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39766,No smart-ass remarks or nothing.,"I can't believe this. Okay, I want both you guys to go back there, and both of you shoot her at the same time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39767,"Two cheeseburgers, two cherry cokes.",There aren't any cheeseburgers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39768,"They were going to pay, then?","It looks like it, but who knows? The opportunity was there. In my experience it is best to take the opportunity if it is there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39769,Holy-moly. These boys're a hit!,"But Pappy, they's inter-grated.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39770,"Of course, sit down.","It's about Data I've watched him with the B-9 and I'm troubled. Data's desire for a ""family"" is very strong. I'm afraid he may be investing too much in the B-9.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39771,"Aw c'mon, this is a fun party.",So what's the story with the two cheerleaders over here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39772,"Well, I understand. I know my behavior was poor.","So, in light of how the parents feel, and the fact the students are doing so well with the substitute, I don't think I can put you back in the classroom just yet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39773,The Brenners? Mr. and Mrs. Brenner?,"Nope, just Lydia and the two kids.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39774,So where is it?,"When I opened up the blue envelope, all that was inside was a blank piece of paper.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39775,What do I have to do?,"I guess, you know, we play ball and we ride to school together. And if you get mad at me, I gotta give you flowers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39776,Pretty stylish digs for a bunch of paupers.,"Well, they are French.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39777,When she's ready you bring her to me -- I'll show her how.,"Dr. MacFarlane, I wonder if you know what happiness you've brought those people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39778,What are their feelings?,"If I read this Board right now, they want you to accept Bontecou's offer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39779,"First of all, maam, I never touched your daughter and second, I would like to think that in these times someone of your status could look beyond racial lines.",Oh don't give me any of that racist crap. My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39780,I ain't a damn liar.,"Your mom was real quick to show you those pictures, wasn't she? Well, she was nineteen when she got pregnant and don't get me wrong, you're the best thing in my life, but she knew I wasn't ready for no marriage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39781,Ok. Should I put my bike in the back of your car?,Can you just follow me? The back is full?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39782,Did I get you up?,"No, I usually sit around in my hotel room, dressed like this at 5:30 in the morning, sleepy look on my face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39783,Hey what's with you? I thought you were cool. You rode my bike. You blew some pot. What's your scene Miss Majorette? You gonna marry Mr. Blue Impala and graze around with all the other sheep for the rest of your life?,"I already did that. I want to be a dancer, I want to dance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39784,Would you describe for the court what Chinese peony root looks like?,It's a white powder that comes in a vial.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39785,"Uh-huh. Well, I still jerk off manually.","Of course you do. I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. Well Dude, here it is. Where's Bunny?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39786,But you're here. So you must have come to me.,"In other words I never understood until today how much pain and anxiety you've been causing with your reviews. Steven, it's so unfair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39787,Do you remember a Miss Simms?,I know alotta women and I'm sure she remembers me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39788,"We got worried. There we were waiting and drinking away at the old knify Moloko and you had not turned up and we thought you might have been like offended by something or other, so around we come to your abode.",Appy polly loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39789,It's from one of those P.O. Boxes. How was the trip?,Tedious. I now authorize you to throw away all personal mail.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39790,"God pardon sin, was thou with Rosaline!?","Rosaline? My ghostly father no; I have forgot that name, and that name's woe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39791,What does that mean?,That the Matrix cannot tell you who you are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39792,What is it you intend to do to me?,"Let's just say, God works too slowly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39793,How do I know you didn't?,"So saw my hands off, I left you a present.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39794,Let's hope he knows that.,I know it and I will not go down into this lagoon as long as you carry that!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39795,"Just what the hell do you people think you're doing, barging in here like this? I've got important calls to make. I run this studio.",Answer the question. You knew Sidney's mom?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39796,"Miss Daniels is staying for the weekend. In fact, I've already invited her to dinner tonight.","After all, you did go to the trouble of bringing up those birds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39797,Pavonine. It's the same tint as the stripe in the fabric.,Are you still going with that fella that teaches at Grand Valley?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39798,How does that make you feel?,It reminded me of my dog Callie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39799,They're waiting for him to walk in.,"You hear that, Terry? Terry, did you hear that? You lost the battle but you have a chance to win the war. All you gotta do is walk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39800,"Jam, not another word out of your femmy-ass mouth! Okay, we're here, we got nothing, and we got an hour and a half. We're totally committed. It's time to brainstorm.",Here's a suggestion. Let's stop worrying about the concert for the time being and get the cops in on this Volvo situation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39801,He is very good.,"As I said, sir, we've got all the people we need.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39802,"Do you thill want to do an arwticle on me, Jethica?","Yes, you and the whole Special Needs class.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39803,"Jesus, Eddie, is this who I think it is?","Dolores, meet Roger Rabbit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39804,I don't know! Tell me!,"People think that you're me, because you and I happen to share the same body.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39805,I don't know what she's talking about. I never said any such thing.,"I'm quoting my son, and he has never lied to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39806,Do you still have friends on the force?,"Yes, I still have friends on the force.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39807,A miracle! It was a miracle!,"Aw, don't be ignorant, Delmar. I told you they was gonna flood this valley.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39808,I think it looks good.,I was going nuts in that waiting room so I came back to check on my mom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39809,On me. For the seat. Cheers.,"So we've been meeting with banks all day. It's amazing how many ways they can say ""no"" without ever using the word.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39810,"Okay, I just didn't wanna get my hair wet.","Baby, I finally got you alone in this Jacuzzi and I don't wanna be discussin' hair care.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39811,"Yes, indeed. I wonder why he left me all that money? I don't need it.",Mr. Cobb here is an ex-newspaperman associated with your uncle for many years - as a sort of buffer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39812,"Hey, let's go spy on them.","Oh my god, are you alright?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39813,Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year.,"Oh, really? One-hundred billion dollars. OK, make it happen. Anything else?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39814,"Well then, I'll pray for rain.","See the condoms in the grass over there. We killed tonight, Veronica. We murdered our baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39815,"Yah, well, that was a mix-up, then.","Yeah, you already said that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39816,Edie. The Commission. Your subpoena. I know you got a subpoena.,It's like carrying a monkey around on your back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39817,There were more than that.,Why don't you just tell them the truth. Those belong to my neighbor Phil.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39818,"In fits and starts -- and then, later, of course, she had to accommodate me. So things shifted a little bit then, became more eclectic. And it keeps changing.",Mmm. It says something about the two of you maybe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39819,"You better have a pretty good explanation for this, Selena.",We are in great danger. A being has come to Earth with powers far beyond those of anyone member of the Craft.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39820,"I know what you told me, Brad. But this Dr Everett Scott. His name is not unknown to me.",He was a Science Teacher at Denton High.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39821,"Oh, please. Destiny's just something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.",Then how do you explain that you both ordered exactly the same sandwich except for the bread? How many people in this world like lettuce and tomato without something else like tuna?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39822,"Listen, tonight, later on, I got one for you doesn't involve any heavy work. I want you to go have a look around Chili Palmer's hotel room.",I can't. I got to take Farrah to Satan's place down in Costa Mesa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39823,There's been a lot of confusion in the media about who I am and what I'm up to and all that. I'd like to set the record straight. With your help.,"This is incredible. I was just sitting here trying to figure out how to contact you. I mean, you don't have an answering service, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39824,"Well, nothing. We dump Jake, we split the money, then you're on your own.","Don't leave me. I want to say with you, Bobby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39825,It better not start yet. I'm trying to finish my potholder before lunch.,You think all those predictions about the world coming to an end in the 1990s are true?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39826,I'm not the One.,"Sorry, kid. You got the gift but looks like you're waiting for something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39827,I think they'll come out now.,They still seem nervous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39828,"So you light, ain't you. You light about a half-a-million.","Look, that's the bag she came out with. She never even put her hand in it, and neither did I.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39829,"Well, so much for the tour of our humble plant. I must say, Professor your knowledge of engineering is most impressive.","Back home, we call him the miracle worker.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39830,"I know, but . . .","What do you want to do, hock your furs, and that hat? Want to walk to New York? You know, they charge for meals and rent up there just the same as they do in Bedford Falls.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39831,"Nah, I didn't really want it anyway. I just wanted to order it.","Can I get you something else? I mean, you shouldn't leave without getting something for free.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39832,"Nigel, get out of here. And don't come slithering back. Nigel shakes his head.","You need me, Selena. I'm the only one who can save you from a terrible fate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39833,"You left a footprint at the Sportsmen's camp. Only pretty sight there, Ben, 'cause the two men you didn't shoot and mutilate died of exposure.",Christ if I shouldn't know better than to step in soft earth. I've seen footprints in the tundra a hundred years old.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39834,Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?,Nobody understands the words that are coming out of your mouth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39835,"It doesn't sound insane, Truman. I swear I see him ten times a week--in a hundred faces. I almost hugged a perfect stranger in the salon last Thursday.","It was Dad, I swear, dressed like a homeless man. And you know what else was really strange? A businessman and a woman with a little dog appeared from nowhere and forced him onto a bus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39836,Just because I have an open mind doesn't mean I'm going to pay some snake oil peddler to come in and shake a voodoo stick around the house.,Voodoo stick? It's nothing like that Will. You're just being cynical.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39837,What did you call it?,"Was a she, name Tuffy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39838,I have to make love to her. It's very simple. She has no choice really.,It just fascinates me that you can spend so much energy on someone so dull.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39839,"What was I doin' up there makin' a speech, anyway? Me? Huh? Gee, the more I think about it the more I could . . .","Tear down all the fences. Why, if you tore one picket off of your neighbor's fence he'd sue you!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39840,What am I doing here?,I brought you here so that you would be safe from Magneto.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39841,"Well, that's what you get for falling in love with a guy who's first name is Ramblin'.",They should arrest people for obeying the speed limit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39842,"You see, men can feel unfulfilled, too. I'm glad you're realizing that. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that switching bodies would be the answer to all your problems.",You're right. You know I was thinking that we should have Maxine over for dinner. Since you two are partners and all. It might be a nice gesture.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39843,"Well, I always like to visit you, Catherine, because you always got such cheerful news.","Ma, you want something to eat, some tuna fish?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39844,Besides. I've been starting point the last two years. Ain't no way some dumb- ass freshman is taking my spot.,You finish the reading for E-con?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39845,Ok. Where are you from originally?,You got me out of my hotel room. You came and got me out of my room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39846,"Oh yes, he's pretty good.",What I don't understand is why you have to go to college to read these books that you're gonna read anyway.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39847,You're sure you're reading that right? John Doe?,That's what it says. Jonathan Doe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39848,Is he staying here?,He's moving to the big city next week. He wants to be a metal singer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39849,"Look, why do you care, huh?","Because maybe if we know each other's names, things wouldn't get like this, My name's Jeff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39850,So you're going to stop acting?,"No way. This would just provide some stability is what I'm saying. I can always squeeze in an audition or a commercial here and there, you know, keep myself in the game in case something big comes along.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39851,"First of all, he's not gonna wear f- thousand-dollar suits. But let's say he did, which he won't. How you gonna get fitted for twenty-five suits in three days? I, um, I mean, how could you get fitted that fast? I can't get fitted that fast, and I pay twice as much.",I bought him a watch too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39852,Thought you hated Sidnaw.,Just taste that Christmas turkey.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39853,And I ain't no nigger either!,"Sir, we do not use such names at our hotel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39854,I heared it cryin' a little through that box.,That don't seem right. It seems like you should have kept him alive and took care of him if he was your brother.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39855,"Regula is class ""D'. It consists of various remarkable ores. Essentially, a great rock in space.",Reliant could be hiding behind that rock.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39856,"And what you're wearing, that's great, too.",This? It's from a thrift shop.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39857,If that's what you call it.,"Cecile, I think you're going to have a hard time crying rape if that's all he did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39858,"They are clear, my Master.",Then you must go to the Sanctuary Moon and wait for them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39859,You think I'm staying?,There's already gonna be talk about how people close to you keep falling into canyons.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39860,we're gonna feed the bastard to the lions.,What lions? I'm not going near any lions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39861,The police haven't told you?,They think that you and I are doing this together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39862,"Alex, I think it's time for you to stop.","I saw my grandmother, of course, but I don't suppose that counts. I mean, she was alive at the time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39863,"What do you want to do, Scott?","I don't know. I was thinking, maybe I'd be a vet or something, cause I like animals and stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39864,So what do you really object to - the writer or what he's writing about?,"What I really object to, Uncle, is your finishing all my condensed milk. And the message everywhere in your book - however slowly I read it - that the best destiny for India is to be ruled by the British.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39865,I'm glad you have such confidence in me.,Don't worry about Paley. He can't touch me. No one can. I've thought it all out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39866,The best way to trap a fox is through her cubs.,Madam Te is certainly spoiling us with these wedding gifts. She's being so considerate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39867,Because I was there. And for a moment that night I understood how she came to pull the trigger.,This mean your finally going to finish your thesis?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39868,"We know all that, Exposition.","I just wanted to be extremely clear so that everyone knows what's going on at any given time. We've just received word that Dr. Evil, the ultimate square, is planning to take over the world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39869,"Yes, but I've got the last footage he ever shot!","Just, it doesn't look like very much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39870,"Forget it, it'll never work.","Okay. Listen, I cancelled the tickets for Fabian. I thought it would be better for your birthday to eat at a nice restaurant, Chez Tres.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39871,"Okay, thank you for asking.",She was a queen around the casino. She brought in high rollers and helped them spread around a lot of money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39872,I'm going to go in.,Just play one set of downs. I told them you were great.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39873,Your mother? Oh. Whoops.,"Mordechai, Santa Claus has been rubbed out by his son Damian. The man's a demon. There's no telling what this new anti semitic psycho Santa is capable of.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39874,For what reason? Some personal satisfaction?,"That's what he says, but if he thinks that I don't realize he's writing another article, then he's an idiot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39875,If it's funny I'm going to laugh.,I feel like the night before the first day of school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39876,I'm serious. I've got a few ideas.,I've got some ideas myself. One of them being this is New Year's Eve. How about living it up a little?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39877,And what ritual would that be?,The ritual to bring the body of Anck- su-namun back to life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39878,You don't mind working once in a while to justify this lofty position?,I just fnished work. I counted the bags.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39879,I am Osgood Fielding the Third.,I am Cinderella the Second.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39880,"My job, Vincent, a job you don't need to know about. I can't go to the local cops -- they'd never be able to get close enough at this point. It's me or nobody, and I've been on this job too goddamned long not to finish.",It looks to me like we're all that's left of our group.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39881,We keep a strict separation so that no one can accuse us of tampering.,So I'll be the first one to go in then?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39882,"No you don't, believe me.","Oh my god, look. My arms are so hairy!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39883,Yes. Like I was putting them into my big basket. Clearing the hillside of its children.,Abbott and I used to do a lot of that in the spring.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39884,"Through the telephone line terminal, that ain't nothin'.","Oh Bubba, think of the possibilities.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39885,"What are you working on, Egon?",I'm trying to determine whether human emotional states have a measurable effect on the psychomagnetheric energy field. It's a theory Ray and I were working on when we had to dissolve Ghostbusters.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39886,Here's your steak. You can't wait for it to be done. Here.,Here's your carrots. You're in such a hurry. You can't wait.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39887,You gonna talk to the people who did those murders?,That's a good idea. Unfortunately most of them have been executed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39888,"Otherwise. I trust you know the difference. You're an intelligent woman, finished at NYU.","DeLa, kiss my big black ass.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39889,What sort of references do you have?,"Well, I do Barbara Rush.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39890,"You know my lawyer, Tom Hagen. Johnny Ola.","Sure, I remember Tom from the old days.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39891,I haven't been too punctual with the rent.,I was thinking you could open another store with investors. I'm sure a lot of people would want to get involved with you now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39892,"You bet. Paid for a check-up for the whole family. And not like with insurance where you pay, then wait a year to be reimbursed, either. They just took care of it. Just like that. We never even saw a bill.",Wow. Why would they do that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39893,What the hell is that?,Skeleton key. This opens the gates of Babylon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39894,That's the front up the road a few miles. We have to get by without some of the comforts of home.,I like an olive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39895,"Uh huh, I wanna be a writer.","Vada, this is an adult writing class.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39896,"You back that Queen again, you Son of a bitch, I'll blow you Right out of that chair! Somethin' on your mind?",Just wanted to let you know You're sitting in my chair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39897,We gotta whole pot inna kitchen. We give you a plate-a your own.,"Oh, I couldn't eat nothing. My mother just stuffed me right up to the jaws.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39898,A friend wrote me.,Well maybe you should get to know the person before you judge them instead of listening to some bullshit gossip.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39899,"Yes, sir. Rubinstein takes out a notebook.","The newspapers mentioned that in addition to your being conditioned against acts of sex and violence, you've inadvertently been conditioned against music.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39900,"Three more, I figure.",Just give me a chip of ice to put in my mouth. Just a chip of ice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39901,"Yes, we call it a winch. And these are shrouds, and these are stays.",I thought this was supposed to be a vacation. Why didn't you buy a nice big power boat?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39902,Mattress police. There are no tags on the mattress. I'm going to have to take you downtown. Please give me your weapon.,I'm calling the cops. This is for the cops.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39903,Gentlemen! Is this right for a fight? It's been so long.,Beautiful! I've never seen that coat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39904,Are you or aren't you?,I think that's what it says on my driver's license.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39905,"Now, who are all these people?","Who cares? As long as they're keeping Donovan busy. Dad, you stay here while Sallah and I organize some transportation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39906,Did I do something wrong?,I wouldn't know. Just do it somewhere else. There is such a thing as good manners.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39907,"Well, Michael Bolton's pretty grisly.",I vote for Bart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39908,"May I help you, Master Grayson?",How come this is the only locked door around this museum? What's back there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39909,Now what seems to be the problem?,"It's the game, ARCADE.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39910,He did what he was supposed to.,"But, Buffy, you're the guy, the chosen guy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39911,You're giving your life away to become a goddamn statistic in U.S. Fucking A Today. That's got to be the least private thing I can think of.,But what about Heather and Ram and Kurt?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39912,Turn that back on!,"This condescending junk makes suicide seem like a cool thing to do. Hey kids, make your parents and teachers feel like shit! Get the respect in death you'll never get in life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39913,"Uh, no, the shrimp puffs are Holly's. I do the, uh, crêpes caviar.",And the quail is responsible for the quail eggs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39914,"Don't look at me, pal. I gotta live with her.","Even after a little vacation, they hassled him at the airport.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39915,"You know, I can't believe I did it. You think it'll work out?","Who's knows. My Aunt Marge used to say, ""some matches are made in heaven, some are made in hell and some are made in hardware stores"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39916,"A bad one. It was the only book in there. Norman, come here, look at this.","No, thank you. I hate jellyfish.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39917,That's a lot of people to die unknown.,"Unknown, unidentified and unwanted. And there's more every day man, there's more everyday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39918,You're an amazing woman. What a feeling having you inside my head.,Yeah. It was an unusual place to be.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39919,"Give me his name, I will mail him.","OK. Mister Stansfield, Norman STANSFIELD.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39920,"I don't know, he just said he wants to wait. I quit asking.",So what's your personal thing? Are you really going to tell me something personal?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39921,"Look, I'm horny. Keep it in mind. Love me a little?",You are the most unbelievable woman I have ever met. One second you're a screaming banshee and the next you're Florence Nightingale. Who are you? That's what I want to know. Will the real Jezzie Pipkin please stand up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39922,She let it escape because she wants me to die.,"Don't be a child, Icarus. She is just another scientist and like all scientists, she doesn't care about anything outside the world of the laboratory.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39923,What a brilliant diagnosis!,"You know what I want? I want you both to be friends. I know you both, respect you both. You should be friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39924,"Well, I'll try to give her one.","I know you will, Bruce. Are you going to live with your mother?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39925,Just a couple more . . .,"I know, I'll lean forward and show more cleavage!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39926,I want more action. I want to see more ingenuity than that. I want to see the injured man out wit the machines !,"But sir, most of the people we are putting into the ""Park"" are accountants that embezzle or investment bankers. They are not known for their physical or intellectual prowess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39927,It would serve you right if you were left behind.,"How could I know that a war was going to break out right over my head! Right over my head. Oh, my word! I tell you, those Chinese were pouncing on me from every direction. I had to get into these ridiculous clothes in order to escape.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39928,Tony. Now that I'm home.,Tony. I'm sorry if things didn't work out so well for you tonight. With Terry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39929,"Either that, or the government will firebomb it back to the Stone Age.",I would completely support that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39930,"How you, Walt? We was just fixing to have a nightcap.",Pour one for Painless.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39931,Well I just don't think we have much to say to each other.,All we ever do is come up here and throw off the clothes and leap into bed together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39932,"Well, you stick to that story, son.","I can't help it, I'm just taller than you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39933,NO ! Don't open ANY of them ! They're all wrong. Just wait.,Wait for what ? i don't wanna alarm you but we'll be the special at the International House of Pancakes in about five minutes !,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39934,Why do you call him that?,Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39935,"Little. Very little. And skinny, very skinny too. That is compared to me.","I get it, Enzo you were a superior child.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39936,"Including rape, pillage, murder.","Sure, if that's what you want. Why not? It's all human nature. So we just have to launch our baby and wait for the decline and fall of civilization as we know it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39937,"You are always trying to keep it real. I'm in love with how you feel. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.","I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train. I kiss you all starryeyed, my body's swinging from side to side. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39938,Virgil! Now look at what you done! Are you all right?,I think I burned my gun hand!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39939,I have to say 'behind'! I get shocked if I say 'ass- OW!!!,Did you bring the pie and punch?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39940,I think it's enchanting.,Almost as if it were being written especially for us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39941,Want anything special for dinner?,Hmm. How about that brown sugar meat loaf you make?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39942,We cannot afford free speech if it excises the moral fiber of this community!,"If that were true, this would be one seriously constipated town. Most guys in Xenia have been looking at naked girls in ""Heaven"" since they were old enough to figure out their dads hide it under the mattress.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39943,We live in 703.,OK. I'll meet you back there. Don't leave until I get there. Lock the door and don't open it except for me. OK?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39944,- - and swallows fresh ones.,"And when she swallows the stones, she swallows the poison berries too. That's what makes her sick. Good work Tim.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39945,"I don't think that that roller coaster agreed with your bad stomach. You know Vada you have to watch what you eat here, I remember one time I went to a carnival with my cousins David and Frank, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they came down with nephritis.","Nephritis? It's a kidney disease, you don't get it from hot dogs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39946,Everyone's grounded. There's a killer on the loose.,"No I'm really grounded. When I got in late the other night, my father was waiting up for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39947,Sure. I'll give you the royal tour.,"Wow, this is the coolest thing, like you really eat and sleep here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39948,"You are lying, you never lost that kid for 4 seconds, you could find him from a coma, there is no WAY!",I was running around like a chicken with my head chopped off. Doing my imitation of you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39949,But how can you be sure?,This is true love. You think this happens every day?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39950,Next time when I feel a little better perhaps.,"I was going to get up and get a hen out there for dinner, but time got away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39951,"You have to learn how to take a complement. Movies, movies, ahhhh, "Love Story" at the drive in, I cried my eyes out, did you see it?",I haven't been to the movies in AGES.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39952,"I'm sorry I thought you were the murderer, Adam -- how did I know that he was as big a liar as you are?",And that's all the gratitude I get for saving your hide.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39953,"Yes, I know. Hi, Ho-Jon. How did it go?","I don't liking it at all, what I hear when I listen to the heart. And such a blood pressure for so young a boys. Is frightening.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39954,I'm sorry you feel that way.,Wait. I'm sorry. You're right. Eight years is a long time. Can I offer you a cup of tea?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39955,I've been shit faced for like two weeks.,"Oh great, tell her that! Now she really thinks we're problem drinkers!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39956,"Ah, the mafia, the cops; do I know how to party or what?","All this trouble for a horsey. I may not know art, but I know what I like.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39957,It means I'm gonna shampoo my hair and stay out of your way.,Hand me a towel. Hand me a towel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39958,"""If he could"" what? You mean your father?",I mean if he had the guts to knock Mom cold once I bet she'd be happy and I bet she'd stop picking. They make mush out of him. Just mush. One thing I know is I never want to be like him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39959,Maybe you can make more sense out of them than I can. I made you a little old book marker and stuck it in that book on Christmas.,You don't want to give away all your books.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39960,Surprised to see me?,Take your boots off. You're tan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39961,Why are you smiling?,I don't know. My name is George.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39962,I don't know that. That's what I'm telling you.,"Michael, believe me. You know the kid's a little crazy sometimes. I vouched for him and he'll come through. I promise. I'll talk to him and straighten him out. Don't worry, OK?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39963,I mean it or I wouldn't say it.,"That's great. You look great, baby, great. Dennis, look at Felicia's hair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39964,"Calm down, mister. You don't want to get the cops in here do you? You got a family?","I don't suppose you've ever seen this girl before either? Her name's Kristen, but I suppose you've never seen her?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39965,"Look, Mr. Tripp. You have a drug problem, all right? On top of that, you have a bite on your ankle that is severely infected. We pumped you with antibiotics so you'll be fine, but another day or two and you might have lost the foot. As for your spells. I'm guessing they're a result of the anxiety you've been experiencing lately.",They're anxiety attacks? That's a little disappointing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39966,Jezzie! My feet are throbbing!,"Sam, Tony, come in here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39967,"Well, this measures the amount of thermal imbalance within a room down to the tiniest molecular disturbances.",Are those cameras all throughout the house?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39968,That's why we're here.,"Why? So I can hear some old lady tell me, what? That I'm this guy that everybody's been waiting for? The one that's supposed to save the world? Come on. How do I respond to that? I can't. It's ridiculous. I mean who am I? I'm nobody, I'm just a guy. What did I do, Morpheus? Why me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39969,"Need a little help with that, Mr Collins?","So, I put two million in cash in a Los Angeles bank under the name of Mr and Mrs Tom Collins. This was strictly my shakedown and kidnapping money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39970,All anybody saw was Clint Eastwood drinkin' coffee.,Can you develop an ulcer in two minutes? Being cool is hard on your body.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39971,If you say so.,"Pooh-Bear, I don't mean to be rude, but I get the feeling you aren't taking me seriously.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39972,Where the hell am I going to go?,"John, you have to throw the keys up to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39973,Turn that fucking thing off!,I'm not filming. I'm watching Milos die. It's just like a move but realer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39974,"How could I forget? Oh, sure, I remember you.","Well, I was on my way to school, and I just wanted to stop by and see if you were feeling okay. You seemed like you were in pretty bad shape the other night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39975,"What do you know about ""the changes""?","Well, I didn't know they was a secret club.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39976,"What d'you know about women, Pop?","Well, I got married to one of them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39977,Just whenever you take a notion to. I don't aim to put you out.,"Well, it is nearly breakfast time anyway. I can't go to sleep. I have to be at work in three hours. You know how it is when you just sleep an hour or two, you feel worse than if you hadn't slept at all?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39978,"Could you seal it over with hot pitch, Clive? Caulk it like the hull of a ship.",Thanks. I hope you can come for the launching.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39979,"Hey, I'm the last guy to want to talk about school at the bar. But as long as you're here I want to ""seize"" the opportunity to ask you a question.","To tell you the truth, I wasn't there much. The class was rather elementary.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39980,"And we know which Lebowski you are, Lebowski.",Yeah. Jackie Treehorn wants to talk to the deadbeat Lebowski.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39981,You only embarrass yourself.,Oh dear. I'll never work in this town again?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39982,"Now hurry, dinner's almost ready. Your father says he's starving.","Hello, Laura. Hello Sarah. Where's my axe? ""I'm hungry"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39983,Your boss even said there wasn't a set up.,"First off, I don't have a boss. Are you clear about that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39984,The oracle isn't where the power is anyway. The power's always been with the priests. Even if they had to invent the oracle.,You guys are nodding your heads like you actually know what the hell he's talking about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39985,Great. George is meeting Carlton first for drinks. We can meet and go together. It'll be a blast.,"Come on, I've been working with Frida. Carlton won't even recognize her now. She's really coming out of her shell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39986,I've heard cars fuck with more harmony.,Tell me about it. Name's Kyle Troy. Can't we bring up the bass.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39987,I just wish we could cloak the stench.,"Admiral, I'd like to continue my work on the ship until you leave.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39988,"Oh, hello Mrs. Swicker.",Hello Walter. I want to tell you the super fixed the leaky pipes and sealed up that hole in your wall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39989,"God -- could have killed me -- bad girl, Nell! How did you know to do that?",I just love mechanical things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39990,How are you gonna get the money for this old house if you're not working?,"Well I'm gonna teach creative writing this summer, so, I'm doing some work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39991,Michelle cannot possibly accept!,"She cannot possibly refuse. Her family is poor, they have even less money than we do. And along with the invitation, the King sent the diamond pendant, from the piglet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39992,No. It's felony possession of marijuana.,"They're sitting in the dark, goofing on the Christmas tree.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39993,"No, no, no, you said ""The Number Four With a Smile,"" and there's no ""The"" at the front of the title of the album.","It's a reference to a Chinese meal in Toronto and I think that there is a ""The."" But I could be wrong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39994,"Don't worry, Jennifer. Someday your prince will come.","Yeah, just make sure you do first. Let's go, guys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39995,"Well, I can't, sweetheart.","If there really is someone else in this house, I think the four of us can handle the situation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39996,What's that supposed to mean?,"It means, if I were a killer and I thought the police were closing in on me I might invent someone to try and put them off the scent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39997,Fine. Call me when you learn how to love just one person and not cheat at your brother's college just because you had four Smirnoff Ices and a bottle of Snow Peak Peach flavored Boone's!,"Good, I'll be sure to do that, Amanda. I'll make a note of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_39998,Hey. What are you doin' right now?,I was just getting ready to take a bath.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_39999,"It looks like she was flailing, trying to get away.",But she's moving away from the door. Who was sitting at this table?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40000,"I know, I need a keeper.","Well I guess you can see, never a Dull moment. Maybe you should Stay around to see what happens Next. Who know? You might find a Future here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40001,"Barbara's a perfectly good name, isn't it?","Look, about the Layton woman - maybe she's just trying to help the Buttle family.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40002,How do you know it's for us?,"Duh. The cool kids sit in the back of the bus. Here, every row is in the back. We're all cool!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40003,"Hello, how are you?","Hi, is this your first time calling?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40004,Relax. I know what you meant.,I ruin so many moments by analyzing them when I should just be living them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40005,"Aww, can't I keep it?",Okay now. Have Flipper flip or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40006,You could say that.,I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40007,I'm not wearing an undershirt.,"Pish posh, Mr. Boone. I'm not your Aunt Tilly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40008,"Come on, it'll be fun.","Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for my friend, my very best friend, Julie James.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40009,"No. I'm building a new house, the old one's been sold. I was going to take Regan to Europe for a while, after she finished school here. Why d'you ask?",I think it's time we started looking for a psychiatrist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40010,I've got a feeling we're going to go the distance with him. Let him sweat for a little while.,"Kathy, please. You're going to wear a hole in the carpet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40011,"Ooooooh. Hello my would-be ex-son-in-law. I've sent you a check for a hundred thousand. Yes. That's the smartest thing you ever did, Westley, not to contest that annulment. That's satisfactory, isn't it? Yeah. Well, it ought to be. Oh I'm not complaining. It was dirt cheap. Don't fall out of any windows.","There's another wire from Peter, sir. They're in Glen Falls, Michigan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40012,We had a deal!,"Yes, you are free to go, Karel here will drive you home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40013,"I know, I built it. I've just never seen it this way.","Well, I needed a cold shower.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40014,"Yeah. God, you showed up at such a weird time in my life.",I just walked all the way from Westside to here. I haven't walked that far since junior high. I thought you didn't drink.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40015,"Not much to see, I'm afraid. I'm sort of cultivating a minimalist vibe.",Somehow I imagined books. I thought you would have like a whole lot of books and be reading all the time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40016,Let's talk after dinner. Stay and eat.,I'LL come back later. I got messages at the Holiday Inn to collect.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40017,"To pay for the next expedition, of course.","But that's a circular argument! If the only reason for going on an expedition is the killing and looting and the only reason for the killing and looting is to pay for the next expedition, they cancel each other out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40018,"I don't want to go to Mexico, John. I want to be with you. Don't you think I care about you?","I think you're a lying, back stabbing bitch. But it's nice to know you care.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40019,"Okay. And look, in the future I can call you when I have news for you. Don't feel you have to spend time with me just to get the information. Well, that wasn't as hard to say as you thought, was it, Buddy?",What do you mean? You're one of the few people in this town I can talk to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40020,"If I had answered, what were you gonna say?","Well, I'd say who I was and do you remember me and ask if you'd like to meet for a drink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40021,"You give me more credit than I deserve. Of course, I'm tempted. Who wouldn't be? But some of the blackest marks in the history of my world have involved the forced relocation of a small group of people to satisfy the demands of a larger one. I'd like to believe we learn from our mistakes. Obviously, some of us haven't.",The craftsmanship is extraordinary.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40022,"And Vera niece, too.","Your Excellency, please don't think me silly, but I'd love to have a picture of you. I want to hang it in my bedroom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40023,Someone who smokes French cigarettes.,"In this crowd? It's gonna be Marlboros, Camels, and maybe a few Kools.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40024,"Well, that's what you're saying ! You're saying that I'm not good enough the way I am now !",Why did you go and do that ? He was all ready to go Zegema Beach !,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40025,Ben asked him to stay late to plan for the Norwegians.,If it's okay with you I'm going to Bobby's to do my homework.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40026,What're you doing here?!,We're on our way to the bridal show in New York so we thought we'd rescue you from law school for the night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40027,How can you say that you 'admire' them?,"It's like this, Wayne. Two people are standing in a dark room waiting for the other to attack. These two people can't see each other, yet they know they're there. Now, they can either stand in the dark room forever waiting until they die of boredom, or one of them can make the first move.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40028,"Yeah, you still got it, Betty. Who's Mr. Jocularity?","That's Marvin Acme, the gag king.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40029,"Sorry, y'all. My bad.","Shorty, why don't you say grace?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40030,"Sure, sure. You've got a nose, Gallagher. You've got a nose. But there's different women, Gallagher. You know, like brewery horses and thoroughbreds.","On now, Stew, don't be too hard on her. I wouldn't call her a brewery horse.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40031,Then the relationship remains the same and the love changes only when there's change in the two people who share that love.,I just wish it was that simple. We really were in love. You know how it is when you laugh all the time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40032,"Big is the key word, and I'm telling you I want it bad.",I want you to get rid of Sailor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40033,"I'm in the book, if you ever want to drop me a line or something.","I'm an ape, mom. I'm an ape. And apes don't drop lines.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40034,I find it interesting that some people have begun to deify the precogs.,"The precogs are pattern recognition filters, nothing more.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40035,Diane Court does not realise how good-looking she is.,"Sounds great to me, I'm going to call her, that's what's cool about her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40036,And is that the most horrible thing in the world?,"Captain, I want you to know that I respect your openness. It would make me happy if you'd join our table for dinner from now on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40037,Right. Call me Christy.,"Goodnight, Christy. It was nice meeting you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40038,"It's really ""F. Lee Montgomery"" -- but that gets whittled down to just ""Flea."" For short, ma'am.",So it really has nothing to do with actual brain size?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40039,"No, he's nothing like me. He's like you. Only straight.","He's the salt of the earth. Kind and loyal and generous. The one constant thing in my life, is he'll always be there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40040,The zoo? Is he rational?,"Yes, he is. He's very excited and confused, but he's not crazy, if that's what you mean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40041,"That's okay. I'm quitting the music detective business to become a cop killer. Pay's the same, but it'll be much more fun.","God, I wish I could prove you killed everybody. Unfortunately, I know who the real killer is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40042,Did you really think you were slick enough to pull this off?,"Look man, I just wanted to make some dough and disappear. I didn't want to wait around for Domingo to figure out who doubled back on him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40043,Hot coffee or iced coffee?,"Do you have real iced coffee, or do you just pour hot coffee over some ice cubes?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40044,You're a great catcher.,Come over here into the light so I can kick your ass.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40045,Oh yeah. What about those other people? Anything?,"My father is watching the businessman. The businessman had a partner who disappeared. Left his whole business and family, his wife and two kids. They think he's been murdered.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40046,I've tinkered around on 'em a little bit.,We order from Dairy Queen at noontime usually. We can buy your lunch till you get on your feet a little.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40047,"I've seen an agent punch through a concrete wall. Men have emptied entire clips at them and hit noting but air. Yet as powerful as they are, their speed and strength are but tethers to the rules of an unreal world. Because of this, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can be.",What? Are you trying to tell me that I can dodge bullets?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40048,"I'll never forget you for that, Mr. Luthor.",I gave him this new face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40049,You're one of Stravanavitch's men.,"So, you study world events, little one. That's good for a girl your age.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40050,"No, I will not step outside.","Sir, I am just trying to do my job, it's standard procedure to question the witness alone. Help me out here, could you please leave.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40051,I can't do that.,Then get out of my face you worthless piece of frogshit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40052,You said you were going to get her out of this.,"Maybe now you appreciate the danger we're in. It was touching the way you stood by me in there. ""Stand by your man"". I was moved. You were very good. I don't think he even understands that you did it for him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40053,"The junior pathologist at Ashford Hospital. Then the husband of a colleague of mine, then a trainee radiologist, then the service manager at my garage.",And you had sex with all of these men in cars? Only in cars?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40054,No way. I've been waitin' for this asshole.,"Aw, c'mon. I gotta clear my family name here. I've brought shame to the house of Della Rocco.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40055,Those two musicians from the garage!,They wouldn't be caught dead in Chicago - so we'll finish the job here. Come on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40056,Gosh. That's the third motorcyclist that's passed us. They certainly take their lives in their hands. What with the weather and all.,"Yes, Janet. Life's pretty cheap to that type.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40057,I'm gonna have to get a restraining order. What a nightmare.,"I don't know. In a way, I'm glad it all happened.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40058,When we learned he could burrow his way through the tunnels we realized he could be out of the quarantined zone.,Christ. How many tunnels lead off the island?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40059,"But you're not going anywhere, are you?","Oh yes, dear. I took the pills an hour ago. I should be gone by midnight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40060,Is this how you're going to make me pay my phone bill?,"No, ma'am, I'm afraid that's extra.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40061,I came all the way from Detroit by bus going to Oakland. The bus stopped in Los Angeles. I had to get off and take a rest. I'll catch the last bus leaving at midnight. I'm just too tired to go on.,Why didn't you catch a plane?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40062,"Yes, you did. Now that is the question! That is exactly the question we should be asking ourselves. You tell me Fisher. What have we done?",I don't know! I just want to get married.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40063,"You are in the cage, O'Neil. Right here, right now.",Should I be afraid?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40064,I always assumed Hamlet meant death.,Gorkon thought the undiscovered country might mean something else - another kin of life. People can be very frightened of change. I know I was.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40065,That guy is totally amazing.,He does that every single day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40066,"That's real cool, Anthony. Yeah, I wore boots. My parents wouldn't buy me any $200 running shoes like yours. I wasn't spoiled.","Don't call me spoiled, Dignan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40067,"Gov, want to leave me that one. How come he got to play with this one, anyway.",I left them here. I was doing some work here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40068,"What was that? What am I hearing? The sound of an epiphany, a sudden blinding insight?","It's Daryll Lee Cullum, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40069,"Here we are, Harold. Oat straw tea and ginger pie.",Certainly a new experience for me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40070,I don't know what's happening to me. I must be getting old.,Is it all right? I made it out to cash. You didn't tell me the name of the play.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40071,All right. What happened to our bracelet?,Don't worry. We did the right thing with it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40072,"We're not getting any younger, right? And my career, well, it's gotten pretty, you know, frustrating. Even with my new manager. Maybe it's time to settle down.",If that's what feels right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40073,Deal! I'm dealing with two guys named Cheech!,"Okay. Please, I have a headache, all right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40074,Elliot lusts after you.,Based on what? You never even see him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40075,"I almost didn't make it to the bathroom, Miguel. I almost lost control right in front of everybody.","So what? It's nothing to be ashamed of. You have nothing to be ashamed of, okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40076,"Harry, what're you doing? You're supposed to be in the hospital.","Yeah, Harry, you look like you belong in one of your horror movies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40077,Devon? He looks like Seattle Slew. What about the Triple Crown?,"He's not a racehorse, Bud, he's a jumper.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40078,That there Frank Burns is a menace. Whenever a patient croaks on him it's either God's will or somebody else's fault.,"This time he did it to a kid who's simple enough to believe him. Why don't you dump the mother, Henry? He creates more work than he gets done.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40079,It's easier to lure sharks at night.,Why? 'Cause they're hungrier?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40080,"What do you mean, I handed her? The patrol wagon was on the wrong side of the street.",Now everything's fine. She's probably squawking her head off in some police station.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40081,"Yes, I'm from Cleveland.",I thought that's what you said. You're from Cleveland. And you were with the Thirty-sixth Bomb Group?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40082,I kind of said that maybe they could do something. Help. I'm sorry. They really wanted to come. I really wanted to come and they wanted to be with me. I don't think they'll be too much trouble.,I'll find something that won't kill them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40083,The 6 horse is still last.,He'll be running at the quarter pole.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40084,I can't believe Will killed him.,Thank God he did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40085,"Yes, you win them, you bring them into your heart, touch them, but you don't set them on fire!",But I want to. I'm trying!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40086,"Great. I knocked off the aglet, as soon as I get a passable version of Skywire we're there.","The dishes are juiced up, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40087,"You gave me a heart attack, Marty. I'm dying. I hope you're happy, because you are looking at a dying man.","It really goes fast. Thanks, Uncle Al.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40088,Sorry. It's just so bad lately. You're so lucky you never get PMS.,I get a little bloated sometimes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40089,Alright. Let me write a letter.,Good man. Now can I have my arms back?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40090,"Lieutenant Quiffer, we're all sorry you were hit, and we'll help you stick it together as soon as we get squared away.","Look, can't someone help me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40091,Guess what I am holding in my hand. You like guessing games?,"Love 'em, Helmuth. I give up. What are you holding in your hand?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40092,"It's all balance, right? And coordination. How hard can it be?",I think you gotta hit them straight on!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40093,It's really going to be strange going home in a couple of days.,"You ARE home. But go ahead, finish school, do what you feel you need to do. In the meantime, I'll be your point person here on the magazine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40094,"Well sir, my name is Jordan Rivers and these here are the Soggy Bottom Boys outta Cottonelia Mississippi- Songs of Salvation to Salve the Soul. We hear you pay good money to sing into a can.",Well that all depends. You boys do Negro songs?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40095,"Oh yes, honey. Getting to be smooth smooth smooth all over. Smooth as a baby's butt.","I love it, Rose. I'm getting to be a real girl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40096,"Look, Charlie, just be patient. I'll fix everything. You don't want that cat, anyway. It killed two people.","No, sir. That girl in the cemetery? My cat didn't kill that girl. I told you cats don't go around looking for trouble. If that cat's alive, it's out in the country hiding under a bush, starving to death.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40097,Are you all squeaky clean now?,"Yes, I'm very clean. Did they find anything at my apartment?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40098,"We figured on it being a magnetic anomaly, but we ran a back-trace just to make sure.",Yeah. Turns out they dropped straight out of hyperspace.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40099,You can use the wand.,Better than when I was a child.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40100,It's a bedroom where a man is always at his peak and doesn't have to take any time outs.,And all the angels are built like Lieutenant Dish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40101,"The house is in flames, Benza's accountant is with the cops, and they're stacking the bodies like cordwood.","Jesus Christ, it's a clusterfuck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40102,Now this is just a signature card.,"So, once she signs those papers, she'll be the only person to have total access to the box? No one else, including myself?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40103,How can Cardenas possibly think he can build a case against two consenting adults?,He must have something or he wouldn't be pressing so hard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40104,"All right, Mr. Nosey Parker. Let me ask you a question? Do you have a photographic memory?",I guess. I don't know. How do you remember your phone number?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40105,So does anybody have any suggestions?,We could put on our pressure suits and blow all the air out of the ship. That would kill it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40106,"There's only one way you can do it, Mason.",Turn the power of the hunter against him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40107,I'm just trying to find an explanation for the continual reappearances.,"When you cut yourself pounding the door, did it hurt?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40108,"Max, as I was saying, maybe we should go easy on the spending. I mean these offices and everything.","Why? Take it when you can get it! Flaunt it, baby, flaunt it!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40109,"Oh, how did you get burnt-out?",Playing with something really hot. Yeah.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40110,"We sat and talked, Addison. I want a run of the play contract.","There never was, there'll never be another like you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40111,"There. Now you've got your profit and more. You'll have more product day after tomorrow, right?",Uh - right. Sure. The Mets are gonna win tomorrow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40112,"Has Drag City Records, I know, I know. You told Dan Koretzky about this?","Yeah, and he said it's a good way to break out a record. Especially for what he said, and I quote, ""would be a highly anticipated event, locally."" He helped me put out a press release.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40113,I want to find out what's wrong with the salesman's wife. Does that make me sound like a madman?,What makes you think something's wrong with her?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40114,I know. It gets cold so fast.,We can live like this? Off the blood of animals?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40115,I went to the surface and I collected specimens like I was told.,"I mashed the spider, didn't I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40116,You have any idea how long it takes for those things to decompose?,You don't move soon. I'll begin to decompose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40117,"It's all connected, Pop. It's one life. Baseball is memory. How do fathers and sons show their love? They go to a ball game together. Thirty-five years later, they sit in the kitchen and remember.",But the son is suppose to stop crying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40118,"All right, brother. Then you can go to some nice warm place, and I don't mean California.",Please. I'm sorry. I'll see it through. What do you want me to do?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40119,"Dick, what's with those guys out there in the gutter?",Third time they've been out there this week.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40120,"We're going to be moving, son.",Do we have to?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40121,"I'm Meredith, by the way. Meredith Randall.","Dickie, Dickie Greenleaf. Hello.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40122,Do you have a passport?,"Sure, all drifters do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40123,"Welcome, miss. I'm Ramona, Don Jaime's servant.",Ah! Pleased to meet you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40124,"The conference, oh yeah. Fine. We reached an agreement and decided to divide up the world between us.",You have modest wants. I like that in a man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40125,"That's it. I'm gonna have to tell my little brother, I'm gonna die. I can't make him his lunches anymore.",Come on. Don't cry. We'll work it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40126,Maybe he's not quite as romantic as you are.,It doesn't matter. There is no exit visa for him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40127,"The fish saved my life. Two years ago, I found out I had high blood pressure. So my doctor, he tells me to go get an aquarium, look at the fish every time I felt myself stressing out.",And the guy sent you a bill for this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40128,Are you bringing your laundry woman?,"Her chaperone. My lady's country cousin. My, but you be a handsome gallant, just as she said! You may call me Miss Wilhelmina!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40129,Jesus was not bad.,Maybe he was and you just didn't know it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40130,That's an awful lot for ten minutes of beasting?,Don't flatter yourself. You'll be lucky to last ten seconds with me Ben.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40131,Have you guys been listening to K- BILLY's super sounds of the seventies weekend?,"Yeah, it's fuckin' great isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40132,"Well, can I at least call you deer? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Seriously, Amy, the whole thing is what your beatnik friends call 'karma' -- the great circle of life, death and rebirth.","Yeah, I think I've heard of that. What goes around comes around.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40133,"And you said the worms are part of him. They're all linked, like one creature?",When one sees you they all see you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40134,"Look. You're way under 30, you're cute, some guys find white Carter's underwear sexy - If you talk to his nose, you don't even notice the eye.",The right guy is out there. I'm just not going to kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40135,You ready for some Ice Cream?,I wanna go trick-or-treating like the other kids.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40136,"Oh, Harold! What a fuss this is. So unnecessary.","Maude, please. Don't die. I couldn't bear it. Please, don't die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40137,"Carl, think about it, if I was trying to rip you off, I would have left town after Ruiz was killed. I wouldn't sit next to you in court listening to the dismissal.","Arnie, do think there's a difference between a reason and an excuse, because I don't think there is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40138,"You, Frank. All these years you been telling me we're different. We got novelty, Jack. No one can touch us.","Two pianos isn't enough anymore, Jack.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40139,Get off that. That leads nowhere. You should offer condolences to the families of those kids.,"Sure, I'd like to offer condolences.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40140,My name is Hope. This is Faith. Charity's in back.,"That's all you got, three girls?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40141,But now you can't go.,"Yes. And believe me, of all the other mothers I would never dream of asking you, given the predicament with your son. But none of the other mothers are able to go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40142,"I've worn this mask so long, I couldn't sleep without it.",I will sit with you. I can't sleep either.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40143,I'm not surprised. Can we save anywhere?,"Well, yeah. But you gotta start making some choices.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40144,Why do you need to wreck this company?,Because it's wreckable. I took another look and I changed my mind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40145,Listen it was a calculated risk. I've done it a million times and never got caught.,Everything happens once if you live long enough.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40146,I'm just going to the bathroom.,"I want you to know something. I wasn't looking for just a fuck, if that's what you're thinking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40147,"Rich people. Home port is Newport, Rhode Island.","If I had a $100,000 boat, I sure as hell wouldn't leave it anchored alone in the channel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40148,"Okay, I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like.","Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40149,"Also, I think I'm in love with you.","What, you mean as friends?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40150,"Boy, you really buckle under a little pressure, don't you?","This is for the best, you know it is. Why do my socks keep disappearing!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40151,And wear a crown and everything.,And everything. He should be king!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40152,I'm with Dana Barrett and she's floating three feet off the bed.,Does she want to be?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40153,You know he hated my story also.,Your story was terrible!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40154,With that ten thousand dollars I could build a Tabernacle that'd make the Wheeling Island Tabernacle look like a chicken-house!,"Would you have free candy for the kids, Preacher?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40155,What I'm thinkin' is maybe Momo could buy it.,"Momo could buy it, I could run it for him. Show some Cagney films.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40156,We can start in the area where the robbery occurred.,Vice cop on a homicide?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40157,The flamethrower needs more fuel.,Right. We've got a lot to accomplish. Let's get moving.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40158,Are you Matthew Parker ?,"Yes, can I help you ? Maybe a donut or something ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40159,Schneider shouldn't have called you out on that double.,"Yeah, well, Schneider's got a stick up his ass today.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40160,"Glad to know you. Drop in at my clinic anytime you feel like playing a little poker, or even if a tooth is bothering you.",Poker sounds great. When do you play?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40161,I tell you this world just keeps getting more and more violent.,At least around here it does.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40162,It's got a green dot on its back. I can't go to sleep with it watching me.,Sounds awful. I guess we better check it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40163,You must learn magic.,That's all I ever wanted!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40164,We're going to the Rainbow Room and the symphony tomorrow night.,I love the symphony.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40165,You're crazy to let go of a chick who calls you Lotte. I tell you that as a friend.,I don't know anything about her. What if she's some sort of witch or something?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40166,Lift up your pant leg. You help her?,All I did was walk out with it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40167,Teasing you is completely unfair.,"What you do to me is unfair. The teasing, I mean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40168,"The song I was trying to hum. The song my friend, taught me.","Oh, you'll remember it some time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40169,"Humor me, Puff. It's essential that I am able to trust you to function independently in the world.",I bow to your expertise in these matters.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40170,You could pick that scab on your arm.,It's a mosquito bite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40171,"I'd want her statements before we reach porch. Jesus, women.","Yeah, like you'd be a rock after everything she went through?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40172,"So, Scott, why don't we start with you. Why are you here?","Well, it's kind of weird.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40173,My kids want me to teach them.,Okay. Come on. Put 'em up!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40174,I still don't get when you gave her back the pillowcase.,We only live a few blocks apart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40175,Apparently you can control this Malkovich fellow now.,I'm getting better all the time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40176,"Well then, I guess that qualifies me for citizenship in this town. You're the one brought it up. This morning. In your car.","Oh, that was just loose talk. Husband gettin' pissed off. I don't want anybody dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40177,"I thought you'd never ask. The older one is Janet, she's nine, and the younger one is Morgan.","Oh, now he's adorable.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40178,Promise you'll be nice to the neighbors.,I'll say as little as possible.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40179,Come now. So much anger for such a little crime? Are you sure there is nothing else troubling you?,"You know full well there is, and I go to meet it now. Come witness my revenge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40180,"Jim, there's a little hokey-pokey wax museum opening up down on 14th Street.",Now don't that call for an extra!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40181,"Doctor, my memory is fine. It's my sanity I'm beginning to worry about.","Mr. Kessler? Wake up, please.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40182,What are you missing? Riding your motorcycle to the nurse's house. That shit is sadder than Ethiopia.,Beats forty hours on a plane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40183,"What? No frigging way, man. I'm not touching that thing.","The hell you aren't. Anyone of us does it, you'll puss out and narc for sure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40184,"Wow ! Santori and Zegema Beach, I've always wanted to go there.","Good good, then it's all settled.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40185,I hear good things about the new play.,So do I. Over and over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40186,"You're not a stalker or anything, right?","Well, I probably wouldn't say if I were, but no.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40187,It's an esoteric journey.,We're renegades from despair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40188,I love a macho façade. It's such a turn-on. What smells like shoe polish?,And you came here to what? To comfort me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40189,"Well sir, it's 9:30 in the morning.","9:30's almost 10:30. Where I come from, the sun's over the yardarm, m'boy, and the cocktail lamp is lit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40190,Did we create his mind too? Not only can this man speak. He can write. He can reason.,"He can reason? With the Tribunal's permission, let me expose this hoax by direct examination.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40191,"Oh. Sorry. You're right, field trip partner is a big commitment.",I'm kidding! Of course I'll be your partner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40192,"Since you'd only been here three hours when we met, are you sure this is how you hunt lions?","Not to terrify you, Nigel, but it's worse than you think- I've never even seen one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40193,"Mary, when you first came here, I told you to look into your heart. You didn't listen to me. You listened to the policeman instead. You didn't find your sister, did you?","Look here, just because Mrs. Romari asked you to amuse us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40194,"You sure you don't want to quit, friend?","Let's cut out the small stuff, huh? Hundred dollar freeze-out. Ten games, ten bucks a game, winner take all. And then we'll see who quits.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40195,Are you sure it's an opera?,"I don't have it yet. It's not finished. I'm sorry, but I need more time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40196,"But, I don't know. I'm just scared that things would change. Between us.","What things? I'm telling you, nothing's going to change. I want to make you happy. That's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40197,He won't last one round.,"Listen, I gonna carry this boy three rounds, then drop 'im like a bad habit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40198,"Okay. Please, I have a headache, all right?","Hey, you are in a bad mood. You-you- you must be getting your period.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40199,"Sir, you're disturbing the other patrons with your laudish behavior.",There's no one else here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40200,I don't know. She's really been stressing out.,Just insecurity. Nut crunching gut splinters.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40201,"Wow, that is one moving story. Take it easy on my heart strings. Now I really feel guilty complaining about you shooting me up with your poison.","Poison? I'm surprised at you. You lack vision, Mr. O'Brien.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40202,"It was making me nervous, so I chopped it off. Big mistake, huh?",I sort of like it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40203,I'm the one who should apologize. I should have talked to you before.,"Is this, by any chance, going to be a confession?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40204,This vacuum don't work. Where's the restroom?,Out the door and to the left.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40205,Just another sleepover at the Riley's.,"Just like old times, ain't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40206,Have any trouble finding us?,"Oh, no problem at all. I made the trip in three and a half hours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40207,"I've been artificially implanted as an emergency measure. I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. Quaid, but you've suffered a schizoid embolism. We can't snap you out of your fantasy. I've been sent in to try to talk you down.",How much is Cohaagen paying you for this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40208,"Dramatically speaking it makes perfect sense. You played Nancy, after all, the first to humiliate and defeat him.","That was Nancy, not me!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40209,They believe the innocent are guilty and the guilty are innocent.,"And if they're asked, that's what they'll tell the, world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40210,"Dr. McCurdy, what would cocaine do to someone in Mr. Marsh's condition?",Increase his heart rate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40211,The wife sues the airline. This is a gutsy babe.,"Good-looking, too. Like Karen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40212,She told me you were a ghost in her life. Daddy the friendly ghost. Coming back to haunt her.,"Well, she twigged by the time she was eight or nine that daddy wasn't in the Royal Marines or doing scientific research in the jungles of Borneo or playing Iago in a worldwide tour of OTHELLO.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40213,I took it for granted you gentlemen were refugees as are my other guests.,"This is General Nikolas Pherides, Commander of the Third Army. I'm Oliver Davis. To be perfectly frank with you, we didn't expect to find anyone living here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40214,"The badge in my pocket says ""detective,"" same as yours.","I made a decision, because I have to consider the integrity of the scene. I can't worry whether you think you're getting enough time on the playing field.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40215,Who's persecuting? She stole!,All right-so we can afford it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40216,"God's back on our side, so let's get smokin'.","Roger. Keep the shiny side up and the greasy side down. Right, Fred?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40217,They say sex is great for cramps.,Well I have it worse than cramps. Goodnight Gregory.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40218,Are you trying to read my palm?,You've got such beautiful hands.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40219,"The cops are non-negotiable, Ippolito. Why don't you just tell me how this space station works.","It's fool proof, basically. I designed this whole thing myself. Every valuable object in the Museum carries a small electronic chip. If anything's moved so much as an inch, we get an alarm pinpointing the exact location of the attempted theft.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40220,"You cut straight hair in this place, or just fags?","Hey, Bones, looks like you're gonna have a nice scar up there. Maybe these guys can fit you with a rug, cover it up for ya.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40221,What are you going to do--toss your job into Puget Sound? Because I make you think of magnolias? I thought policeman was something like a soldier. That his duty came first. However much he might happen hate it.,"I've been a soldier too. There is a difference. A policeman, like a judge, has a right to disqualify himself on proper grounds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40222,"Hicks, don't let him leave.",We ain't going anywhere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40223,"Yeah, you already told me that. You cut that slice down to bite-size and maybe we can talk.","No, we don't talk. I don't make bad bets. Seventy-five, twenty-five. That's it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40224,"Let him out of here, Lieutenant.","But, Hildy, I can't. He's accused of stealing a watch. And they found the watch on him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40225,"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost. That is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.","God, I want to do everything! I'm going to explode.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40226,"Lie in the back, Dad, I'll drive us into Mexico.","I just bet you would. Don't even think about it. Besides, I want to have one night's sleep in an honest- to-goodness bed. The beds in the home are okay, but they're not like a real bed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40227,"I heard you calling and I ran after you, but you kept disappearing and I couldn't keep up.",You were behind me? Running after me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40228,Hell yes. We don't care about the mark. He deserves what he gets.,"I mean completely played. Until he's beat and the score is taken. You come in before we beat him and I'll kill him. You'll have a tough time explaining that, won't ya.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40229,Help me! I don't want to die!,You're not gonna die. Grab me with your other hand!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40230,"Wow, what a beautiful sunrise!",At one o'clock in the morning?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40231,"I want all these passages sealed! Another stupid idea of my father's! Seal them all, every one!","It shall be done, your Majesty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40232,"Well, I haven't played in a while because of these kidney pains.","Right, and how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40233,This has been the worst 48 hours of my life. I'm going home. I'm going to try to get drunk.,"If there's a one percent possibil- ity, can you live with yourself when he kills again?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40234,"You know Rach, Discount Mart is having a sale on Halloween costumes.",No. Brady's working there till 6:00 today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40235,I hate both parties.,And I'm a Republican.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40236,"It's weird, but if you don't eat for a while then your body stops being hungry. You get sort of shaky but you don't realize you haven't eaten. Have I told you about Sammy Jankis?","Yeah, yeah. I heard enough about him. Tell me about John G. You still think he's here, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40237,You know he ran that last lap in under six minutes?,If he wasn't dead he'd be an Olympic prospect.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40238,I can't even keep fish alive.,A puppy's got a little more personality than a fish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40239,"you didn't say more than two words to me the whole way here. You had another nightmare, didn't you?","yeah, I had a bad night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40240,"Uh, ninety days. And now I just have to go once a week. See, I'm rehabilitated.","Well, you shouldn't drink. Are you gonna drink?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40241,"Is it this aisle, Lou-is?","Yeah, down the end.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40242,Sins of the flesh? Everybody has those.,No. His is the worse. The unspeakable. The deed no man can name without shame?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40243,"Scott, You can't save everyone.","I've proved that, didn't I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40244,"Mr. Barnard, I do not like this place. I definitely do not like this place.",Will you stop squawking!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40245,I wanna do a small buy first. Ten thousand. We'll see how it goes.,Why? The guys is ready to deal now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40246,"You understand that by even talking to us, you're violating regulations, Captain.","I'm sorry, Captain - your message is breaking up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40247,We combine everything. You are my second in command.,What about the share.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40248,"'Cause I'm a New York cop who used to be a New York kid, and I got six months backlog of New York scumbags I'm still trying to put behind bars. I don't just get up and move.","You mean you thought she wouldn't make it out here and she'd come crawling on back, so why bother to pack?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40249,"You can all go home, now. He's not going anywhere.","Go on home, folks. And thanks for the welcome.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40250,I'm sorry about your financial problems. I really am. But they are your problems.,"You're right, John. You're absolutely right. Everything's my problem.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40251,"She's a trainee, just like the others. Why are you coming down so hard?",She's an officer. There's a higher standard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40252,Whoa. Some of this hard liquor's a tad too manly for me. I'm a brewski man myself.,"Better ease up then, Hawk. Wouldn't want to give you whiskey dick would we?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40253,I'm sorry. It's just that I get so nervous before I travel.,How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving buddy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40254,A landlord's dream tenant: a paralyzed man with no tongue.,Who pays the rent on time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40255,Every week we follow the trials and tribulations of two real coons - Mantan and Sleep 'n Eat. The Dusky Duo.,What are there character traits?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40256,"FEZZIK, are there rocks ahead?","If there are, we'll all be dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40257,"The injection will ease the pain and swelling, Mr. Gardiner.",I understand. I've seen it done before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40258,I also place las chocolates on the pillow.,"Oooh, I love those.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40259,Lousy. And I have siesta hair. I'm thinking of canceling the speech.,It's an important speech.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40260,We can't really bring another family in here with us.,Why not? Harry says that's the only way to do good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40261,"Hey Lovey, come here! Lovey, I asked for a glass of wine and look what I got. Come on, sit down.",So that's where you are. I might of known it. No wonder you couldn't hear me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40262,This outfit needs somebody who can find his way around the pulmonary anatomy when the bases are loaded.,And it's the ninth inning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40263,You think I got any kind of a voice?,You sure do it loud.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40264,"I am a lover. In Africa, you can stay king as long as you can service your women every night.",And what happens when you can't?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40265,"Okay, it's in here somewhere. Let's keep it quiet.",We could make a run for it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40266,I don't like your perfume in my office. Make it somewhere else if you don't like Charlie's.,Charlie's suits me fine. I don't scare.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40267,Three years I've worked for the railroad. Now I don't know why. It seemed a good idea once.,"I feel the same about the bridge. This country certainly didn't ask for it, doesn't need it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40268,"Amy, answer me. Why did you call her your friend?",Because she is my friend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40269,People now have dignity when frying eggs?,They don't have to feel like slaves.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40270,"Dylan, come here. I want you to meet the First Lady.",I thought you didn't recognize me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40271,"Okay, I'm a little sensitive about my hair. It started falling out ten years ago. So I did something about it.",How'd you feel about it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40272,Have you seen the Oasisburg Police? They drive golf carts with little red sirens.,"We have to do something. What can we do to help, Selina?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40273,"Could I ask you, please, to paste you paintings into my book? I should like to have them. I should be honored.","Of course. Is it, am I a terrible coward to ask how much water we have?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40274,The price just went up to ten.,Why don't you just do it out of the kindness of your heart?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40275,"Okay. What do we do instead, write each other lurid love letters?",I haven't time to argue. I'm a working girl.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40276,"Thanks, young man. You've got a heart of gold.","You know, you probably could've been home, already, in the time it's taken you to get in there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40277,"Okay, now you want to talk about good versus evil? Well then let's start with Adam and Eve and the snake.",Who do I have to blow to get out of here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40278,I'm just looking at you. Does that make you uncomfortable?,Depends on what you're seeing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40279,The war is over. This is a time in when nations are redefining themselves.,"So, Tibet, too, needs to define itself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40280,"See, Wednesday's the special on RC Cola. I don't know if I explained about the TV option. If there's a TV in the room, you got to pay the option.","And how many room got TV, Dusty?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40281,You're going to need a boxman for this one. But that can be arranged.,You mean a safecracker?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40282,A Vampire-King? You mean like Dracula?,"Oh, yes. And the man from your dreams. Lothos.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40283,There wasn't any draft. That window was closed.,"We're all tired. Everybody makes mistakes. Tomorrow in the daylight, everything's gonna look different.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40284,I understand you came here from Paris at the time of the occupation.,There seems to be no secret about that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40285,You seemed to see some very interesting things on your little escapade with Dorothy Vallens.,Yeah. I guess I did. What's going to happen to me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40286,"Mrs. Clifton, you'll have to forgive us. We're not accustomed to the company of women.","Not at all. I was thoroughly enjoying by book. Please. Signor D'Agostino, Herr Bermann.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40287,Ever since Phil Collins did that MTV anti-drug commercial I refuse everything.,Phil Collins? Are you sure he isn't drinking and driving?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40288,We know how this craft got here. Where it's been.,So do we. And it seems to have picked up something on it's travels.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40289,"If I want to be one with them, I have to live like them.",I think you do. But I thank God we all don't.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40290,It will be very dramatic.,What would you think if someone played a kitchen table like it were a piano?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40291,"Oh shit, look who it is. The human vacuum.",Scumbag. What are you doing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40292,"Not the way you've constructed your group, it's just not ethical!","But if the group knows it's being studied as a group, you contaminate the results. The deception is minor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40293,Trying to improve the world by jumping off buildings. You couldn't improve the world if the building jumped on you!,Don't mind the Colonel. He hates people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40294,She's the winner and we're going to state.,"What a surprise. Gladys Leeman's finally gonna go to State. And she'll probably ride on Becky's ass all the way to Nationals, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40295,"Well, she has one mouth in ten thousand, I don't see teeth like that once in ten years. Her trouble is an impacted wisdom tooth, but there isn't a cavity in her head, not a single one. She has perfect teeth.",But the wisdom tooth will have to be pulled?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40296,Yes. Why not just say a building if he meant any general type of structure?,He's not going to give us direct hints. He's going to skirt around it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40297,You described the exact contents of my purse.,I just took a shot at it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40298,"""Production for use only."" Well, maybe that's the answer.","It's the only answer. Everything has a use and if we let it be used for its purpose, we could solve all our problems. Food was meant to be eaten, not stored away in restaurants while poor people starved; clothing was meant to be worn, not piled up in stores while people went naked. Doesn't that make sense?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40299,I don't know. I guess kids were hitting each other or something.,"You could make their heads bleed, though.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40300,I think the arguments Veronica and I are having are some kind of manifestation of a subconscious desire to break away from her so that I can pursue the possibility of a more meaningful relationship with Caitlin.,Caitlin's on the same wave-length?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40301,"Save the sermons about how great you want my life to be, okay, Bruce? If it weren't for Batman my parents wouldn't be dead. You don't get it, do you? This is all your fault.","Too much wealth. Too fast. Half of Gotham zombied-out. A technology that self destructs. He's protecting more than industrial secrets, Alfred.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40302,"Lenore, I'm here. I'm getting out.","I can hear you again, clearly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40303,"Amy, make a wish. Wish real hard, and then blow out the candles, and your wish will come true.",But wishes don't come true.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40304,"Dad, let's just say I can buy anything I want in the whole bookstore. Including the bookstore.","Well, good. Every little bit helps.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40305,"They'll probably torture us first, shock our privates, then put two bullets in our eyes and one in the back of the head.",Go ahead. Sing your ass off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40306,"Take a bite, take a bite. I'm not letting go.",It's so strong! Look at its nose. Need help?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40307,Have you repaired the windows of the dormitories?,They shut all right now. And the blankets are ready.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40308,We'd be all alone. We could do anything we wanted and nobody would see.,Sounds disgusting. Let's go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40309,My parents are open minded about that sort of thing.,"My stepmom couldn't care less, but Daddy would have a shit fit. He might even pay some attention to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40310,"Yeah. I had the feeling that I got you at a bad moment. You know, I heard high-pitched squealing.","Twins, Max. Sixteen-year-olds. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40311,"Rico then, at least call me Rico in my own goddam place.",Rico! Rico! Rico! Is that enough? And keep your meat hooks off my radio.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40312,"This is the best thing that ever happened to me at school! Not only are we on again for KISS in Detroit, but we're actually sitting right at the fifty yard line! I dare you dudes to find a curlier scenario.",Stan Lee couldn't think of a better one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40313,"Sorry folks, I don't do couples.","If you keep your mouth shut and come with me, you won't get hurt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40314,"When I married Myles, we were both maladjusted misfits. We still are. And we've loved every minute of it.","That's fine, Stella. Now would you make me a sandwich?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40315,I assume somebody up there has made sure no distress signal can be sent.,I'd say that's a pretty good assumption.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40316,"We'll go to Venice, to the same hotel!",We'll take the Royal Suite!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40317,"Meaning these are the people you live amongst, you got a right to know if they're creeps. For instance, did you know there's a guy down the hall cheating on his wife?",You picked that up on the scanner. We gotta move.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40318,Dude played his soul right out the end of the horn. No false notes. Always honest.,And you admire that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40319,"I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some corfee.",That's very nice of you. Thank you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40320,Honestly. Someone stole my car. I parked it right there last night.,Are you sure you parked it there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40321,"Yo, man, I think that devil guy just got ripped off.",Should we wake him up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40322,"Throw that torch away, young man. Give yourself up. You're under arrest.",For what? For seeking the truth?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40323,I just charged $12.95 to our room for that movie. Now I'll never know how the story ends.,"Don't fuck with me, Ed. Not you, not tonight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40324,This monster escaped from Cryo- Prison this morning.,"Well, he's sure working fast ain't he?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40325,We sure picked the wrong night to find a cemetery. Let's turn back.,No. It's on a night like this when the best ideas come to mind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40326,It's a regular college. It's just run by the nuns. The Sisters of St. Anne.,"And you spend all your time just learning stuff, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40327,Of course. I'm a nun. Four Popes now. The Lord hates a loafer.,I hear you. How many days a week do you rehearse?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40328,Is this a punishment for something we did in life? What can we do?,I don't know if there's anything we can do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40329,Will you still be working at Yarn Barn? 'Cause that's a great place to raise children.,"No, a year of partying is enough. She'll be going to Harvard this fall.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40330,I care about the homeless.,Yeah. I'm sure it's keeping you up nights.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40331,I'd say we have about ten minutes tops.,Then stop talking and work faster!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40332,"You make it sound like, you know, I have no needs or something. You think I'm too self-sufficient?","Now, Hannah, that's not what I meant, you know. Uh, yeah, everybody relies on you for so much. ""You're so giving. It's not a criticism. We love you. We're grateful.""",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40333,"You're welcome to one of these, whatever they are.",They give you copies to burn.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40334,"No, no, no, Captain. You do not understand. Sybok also in a son of Sarek.",You mean he's your brother brother? You made that up!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40335,"Didn't this investigation, with its attendant publicity, catapult you into the office you now hold?","If I were sitting where I normally sit, I would say ""Calls for speculation.""",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40336,Is the traffic heavier now? There seem to be three times as many cars as there were before the accident.,I've never really noticed. Is Renata going with you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40337,You look so different.,"I know. It's awful, isn't it? Night of the Living Cheerleaders.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40338,"Yes. Michael Myers is in hell, buried, where he belongs.",These kids aren't likely to forget.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40339,I think you closed the bar again. I'll have to go out.,"Go to the store. When you get back, I'll try to make sense of it for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40340,"His fingernails are longer, but he always has bad breath.",Salt sticks to the bottom of his feet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40341,"I'm going to drink my coffee. Then, we're going to the police station. Where there will be lawyers, loss of job, house, humiliation, gutter press, and probably prison.",They don't blame you. When a bank employee does this they understand. You get your life back. Anyway I bet you hated that bank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40342,"Can I help you, sir?","I think so, daughter. How old are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40343,"Listen, I should wrap up this place in a ribbon and hand it to him, you know that. I don't need this aggravation. I'm getting old.","He'd rather have the loan payed, you know that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40344,"It's delicious, trust me.",Does it have wheat in it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40345,"Your fond wishes give me strength, dear friends.",No speeches! What's a little swim after sticking worms and ogres?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40346,"Well, your head ain't made of straw, you know.","Oh! Oh, it feels like my joints are rusted. Listen, Dorothy, don't let Hunk kid you about Miss Gulch. She's just a poor sour-faced old maid that -- she ain't got no heart left. You know, you should have a little more heart yourself, and have pity on her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40347,I've never been in there. They just jumped you out of the blue?,I had to get up anyway.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40348,"Yes, that's right. You know what, honey? You should go to New York. You should go. Go show 'em. They need your unique point of view.","At least I have a point of view, you know?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40349,I went to college in Boston so I could be near the Red Sox. I took summer classes and the cut them to go to the game. My wife is from Boston. Lillian Ziegler?,The Red Sox were my world. I surrendered my existence to a team that couldn't win the big one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40350,"Well, I'd say who I was and do you remember me and ask if you'd like to meet for a drink.","If I remembered you. I came looking for you. I would've said sure, let's do it. But for all you knew I could show up with a SWAT team. Why would you trust me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40351,He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.,Wow. Did he go to jail?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40352,"What's it doing, having a seizure?",It started crashing around right after we locked it in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40353,And you have horses? You love horses.,"I do, beautiful horses. Thank you, Holiness.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40354,"Oh, this is your file. I have to send it back to the Judge with my evaluation.",You're not going to fail me are you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40355,"Sir, no one wants to work. They say the boss has left.",Can I have your name again?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40356,You said never to touch you before a fight.,"If you let me do it, I'll murder you. Come here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40357,"And, please, tonight, for once, I don't want anything bad talked about. Let's enjoy our meal.","Okay, then I'll tell you something funny. You know who I mean by Dr. Raszeja.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40358,"She came up here on her vacation, 'cause she likes shitty weather.",I think she's after Glenn. The girl still with you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40359,I'm in the sitting room. Heading for bedroom B-54.,Stay off the floor. Don't stir it up like you did yesterday.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40360,"First I couldn't feel it, but now I feel it easily, it's like a little acorn.","All right, that's enough. You're just a child and wouldn't understand it, but that type of thing can stir a girl up. Now lie back and we'll talk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40361,I'm leavin' the place to John.,That's good: he earned it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40362,"Veronica, you look like hell.","Yeah, I just got back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40363,My face tell you all that?,"It tells me what every face tells me. Everybody has a past, they have a pain, and they have something they want. What is it you want?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40364,I wonder what exactly was the point of the conversation you were about to get into?,And I wonder how many times Officer Davis there has found a dead man who wasn't really dead until Davis was in the car calling it in and eating a donut.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40365,"Oh, son of a bitch! AAGHGH!! I mean, son of a biscuit!","Maybe THAT'S who your father is, Cartman!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40366,I've been making friends with your cat. Is it okay that I'm here?,"I don't have much choice in the matter now, do I? But I can't speak for Italics. Traitor!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40367,May I pet the deer?,It is wildness and freedom. No one can touch it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40368,"You may deny the devil, Toddy, but you'll not rid yourself of him by saying the devil is dead.","Nonsense. You're a fey creature with mad ideas. But you have a wildness that holds me to you, lass.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40369,You're so nice to let Sam use your shower.,He's got a standing invitation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40370,I don't believe you. I do not have to read your soul to know that you lie.,"Louis, they cannot be brought back. There are some things that are impossible, even for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40371,"They're hoping you stop and say goodbye before you go, but I told them not to expect it.",It would be too hard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40372,Is your stateroom alright?,"Yes. Very nice. Have you met my granddaughter, Lizzy? She takes care of me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40373,Rose. Rose DeWitt Bukater.,That's quite a moniker. I may hafta get you to write that down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40374,It could take years for me to get past the barriers he's created.,"If we reverse the feed and bring Edward into your mind, it could be devastating for him. Imagine the shock of suddenly existing in a whole other world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40375,The doctor's concerned he may never come out of this dementia.,He will. He has great faith.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40376,Marylin Rexroth. She came into my office and signed a pre-nup with Howard Doyle.,Doyle Oil? A Massey Pre-nup? She loves him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40377,"If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?",That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40378,"Oh, that's been there for two hundred years. We were going to paint it out, but it's traditional, so we left it.",I see. You've heard nothing about the incident?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40379,"I think you ought to know what our chances are. The life of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone back there who not only can fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.","Hello, I'm Paul Carey from the airline. I'm here to pick up Captain Kramer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40380,Can I get that credit card from you?,"I don't like to use that credit card, Dignan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40381,"North Island, I wish to declare myself salvor-in-posession under section four two charlie of the International Maritime Convention.","Affirmative, Arctic Warrior. What type of vessel?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40382,"If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?",I would feel nothing about my life? Is that what you want to hear?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40383,"Martin, I'm not connected to those people anymore. Not since I walked out of a loanshark Operation in Miami.",What happened? The pressure got to you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40384,We do have a man for you.,Thorstenson Gieselensen. He just separated from his third. He's in fish. He is fish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40385,I don't like to leave questions unanswered.,Then you must spend your life answering questions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40386,I can have them walk backwards.,"No, no. That won't do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40387,What are you - a couple of comedians? Get out of here! Long distance? Get me the William Morris Agency in New York.,"You need a bass and a sax, don't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40388,"Oh, uh, yeah, we were, but, uh, Sooze, screwed up the tickets.","Oh, man, we were pretty on tonight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40389,He means our chances of getting home are not very good. You might have lived a longer life if you'd stayed where you belong.,I belong here. Suppose by some miracle you do get them through. Who in the 23rd Century knows anything about Humpback whales?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40390,I mean nothing. The hammer came down and nothing happened. Dimple on the primer.,I've heard of it. Never happened to me though. Maybe the firing pin's off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40391,No. No. You haven't had any visitors.,That's a lie. My family was here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40392,I'm looking at you trying to think. Put your face in the mirror. I know I recognize you from somewhere.,Everybody else does. Why not you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40393,The knowledge and experience he sought were forbidden by Vulcan belief.,He rejected his logical upbringing and embraced the animal passions of our ancestors.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40394,Do you mind if I check upstairs?,"I can't have you do that, nor can I have you hanging around the lobby all day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40395,"If you can become famous, everyone will have their fifteen minutes of fame, man.","""Fifteen minutes of fame?"" I'm going to use that quote and not give you any credit for that, either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40396,I can't help feeling that I'm cheating when I take them.,It's genetics. You know this. You know where it comes from. There is nothing wrong with uncrossing a few crossed wires.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40397,"In the West, it's one wife for one husband, but different cultures have different rules.",It must be difficult having lots of wives.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40398,Is it also not true that you murdered his brother William in a misdirected crime of passion?,"Murder Willie? In my heart, he was our child. Victor's and mine. Such a thing could never have entered my mind.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40399,I don't think so. I've fallen in love. This is what people who've fallen in love look like.,You picked the unrequited variety. Very bad for the skin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40400,"I'm gonna get that fucking bandleader, Colonel. No deal. No fucking deal.",Then you're going to kill me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40401,He is a prisoner of war until you can prove sabotage.,I didn't do it. I was in the Frankfurt station and the train was three miles away when it blew up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40402,You don't just casually walk out of a Vegas Casino with a dead woman.,We can do this. We can get her out of here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40403,We allus thought you was strong enough to carry it. Was we wrong?,"No. But things ain't always like they seem, Arletta. You know that. A man's gotta go his own way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40404,"First off, you'll need to go to Target. And, let's see, what should you buy?",I better make a list.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40405,We need medical officers for short- arm inspection starting the first afternoon out.,"Oh, certainly, Sergeant. My name is Captain George Limburger, and this is Captain Walter Camembert.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40406,I'm just borrowing some clean clothes. I'm not staying.,I'll give them to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40407,Yeah. What about the time we hid the missing heiress in the sauerkraut factory? Six scoop interviews!,"Yeah - but that time we stole Old Lady Haggerty's stomach off the Coroner's physician. We proved she was poisoned though, didn't we?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40408,"It is my sword and my shield, Macey.",What's that? Present from Faith?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40409,"You know, they say you can tell everything you need to know about a person from the way they act when they're naked.",I don't do naked. My sister? She does naked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40410,"We all kill ourselves? Bad joke. Sorry, Beth.","The power allows us to manifest our fears, right? What if we feared the power to go away?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40411,He doesn't know when to give in. They'll kill him.,Give in? That's our Luke out there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40412,"Let me guess. This is where you tell me that what matters is on the inside. That inside you, there is a little dyke just like me?","Oh no, she's nothing like you. She's a lot smarter than you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40413,"Good morning, Fraulein Schlumberg.","Strudel, this is Herr Mozart. Say good morning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40414,That's awful. The poor woman should be taken care of immediately.,"I'm glad to see you're willing to be reasonable, Mr. Deeds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40415,"Hot damn, boy, I almost believe you did sell your soul to the devil!","Boys, that was some mighty fine pickin' and singin'. You just sign these papers and I'll give you ten dollars apiece.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40416,He wants me to come on to Arizona. He says it only oosts two dollars to get married there. It would kind of save us a honeymoon.,Why don't you? We can finish the script by Thursday.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40417,"Jeanne, you are not helping yourself. If you don't answer our questions properly, your refusal will be taken into account.",These questions have nothing to do with your trial.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40418,We did a lot of the wiring too.,"With Dale. Oh, and I got to drill a hole into a board to put the wire through!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40419,"He lies! I was there! I was in the nurse's office, cause I had a headache.",You seem fine now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40420,"Now, Mr. Slade, you're in room 315.",Just give me the key. I'm gonna stay here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40421,It will be human and it will look like this. But when it comes it will know everything I know and everything you know. That is something from my planet that I want your baby to have.,I told you it's impossible for me to have a baby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40422,"Did you study decorating, or do you just have a flair?","Oh, you. I just picked things up over the years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40423,I used to play this piece back in high school.,Let me guess. Clarinet?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40424,Are these your bags?,"Yes. And that one, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40425,I think new York was just what I needed. So many people. I never feel alone.,The city that never sleeps. So what will you do now?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40426,It's got to be tiring to beat that machine.,"If I were guilty, and if I wanted to beat that machine, it wouldn't be tiring. It wouldn't be tiring at all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40427,"Well, we met about three months ago. He works at the surgeon general office. He loves boating. So, he's been getting me into water skiing.","I like it! So, doll, what about you lately?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40428,You knew I liked the rentals at Liverpool Street.,"Hey, I showed 'em to you!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40429,I don't have to look around. I've found the husband I want. You can kiss me now.,"Thank you, but I can wait.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40430,All the dads are gonna be there.,"I get the point, kiddo. But I'm not so bad, am I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40431,"Well, you said that. You've got a lot of references from Leonardo da Vinci, don't you?","Oh, that's a ""Leonardo's Greatest Hits"" painting. You like it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40432,It means that due to a man made accident the Chernobyl earthworms are now over seventeen percent larger than they were before. Mutated by seventeen percent?,"Seventeen percent, huh? Sounds big.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40433,My parents always say hard work builds character.,"It's not like I didn't have ideas, I had plenty of ideas. But I never even shared them with your father. Never had the guts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40434,Yeah. There she is. She's in quite a few from that year. She must have been on her way to work.,It's Ellen. Look at her. Look at my sweet darling.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40435,"""Humoresque""? I'll bet you don't even know how it goes.","Sure. Look! You sing it over again, and I'll do ""Humoresque"" with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40436,"It's in Michigan. Honestly, what do I have in common with those people? Or with anyone?",You went to school with these people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40437,"You were saying, snapperhead? I'll bet you're not smiling now!","Oh, but I am. Dianetics, Ford. You should try it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40438,You must be my son.,Shake hands with your daddy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40439,"Panic? Have you ever seen me panic, Scully?",I just did. You're buying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40440,"He must have driven through a pool of blood. If the police stop you again, they may impound the car while they have the blood analyzed. Vaughan kneels beside him and inspects the smears of blood.","You're right, Ballard. There's an all- night car-wash in the airport service area.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40441,"I respect life, don't you see? For each and every human life I have respect.",Respect me a little then. I'm the only life you know.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40442,Jesus Christ is coming back and he's really pissed.,"Yeah, well I don't blame him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40443,Which means the video store is ostensibly closed.,It's not like I'm miles away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40444,"Bad news is, word's spreading like wildfire that we don't have badges, and nobody wants to end up getting splattered like Butch Cassidy either.","If we don't catch a break soon, we're gonna be left standing with our dicks in our hands.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40445,We've had Nano-Tech for the last 30 years.,30? How long was I out?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40446,"Quince, you can't unscramble scrambled eggs.",But I didn't mean to do it!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40447,Mademoiselle Sultenfuss and the amazing Dr. J! How's the summer treating you?,"It's okay. Mr. Bixler, I finished all the books for summer reading.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40448,"I was at this comedy club last week and this comedian says ""If you're over thirty and your job requires you to wear a name tag, you screwed up your life."" And I'm laughing and then I realize I wear a nametag.",So do I. So what? I'm doing all right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40449,"Yeah, sorry I missed it. I guess you guys didn't know about the dress code here. It's really kind of a coat and tie place.","It's all over the city, Pete -- well, under it actually.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40450,"I'm an ape, mom. I'm an ape. And apes don't drop lines.","Hello, my little boy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40451,"Oh, yes, that's right. Did you see the new play?","Oh, you remember her, Annie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40452,"Lady, you were going 70 miles an hour in a 45-mile zone. Could I see your license, please?",Yes. Those little pieces of paper with your picture on it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40453,"Don't be mad. That was just an old traditional gesture that means hello, how are you.",I see. Forgive my cultural ignorance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40454,Vanessa has wanted a baby since we got married.,I want to be a mommy so badly!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40455,"Excuse me, Mister President, but you forgot to give me my camera back.","Oh, yes, that's right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40456,My own sit down Star Wars arcade game. Wanna play it ?,"Okay, now go under go under it ! Shoot Vader's Tie Fighter ! Get Him Get Him !",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40457,"I don't even know him. But I'm having all these fantasies about a man I've never met, who lives in Seattle.",It rains nine months of the year in Seattle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40458,"I tell you, if we really wanted to bland in, that'd what we'd be wearing. I think it'd be a good look for you, too. I'll even help you choose a tattoo.",It's the way we do it. The way we've always done it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40459,"One chance to tell the truth, Tommy. Who is the man with the scar? He planted this in my car.",There's no scar. Corvis made it up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40460,I love that you said that. It makes me feel a bit lighter. I've been rather heavy lately. Thinking about my childhood. Realizing how much a product I am of my upbringing. I've been seeing someone. A therapist.,"You are a therapist, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40461,I say we keep sittin' on Boca.,That's crazy. You lost the Frog in the subway and you blew our cover. If they haven't moved already they're not gonna move now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40462,"You want to crawl, crawl.",You're going to blow yourselves up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40463,"What you do to me is unfair. The teasing, I mean.",I shouldn't tease a hero.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40464,You've been so good to me. You're the brother I never had. I'm the brother you never had.,"She came to me for help, she needed money, and I didn't help her. I didn't help her. Now she's dead and it's my fault.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40465,"Where, judging by the looks of the finger and palm prints, she struggles to open the window before banging on it like hell.","Unable to escape, she turns and attacks the killer, but doesn't connect.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40466,"So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals, locked in epic battle until the trumpets of Judgement Day?",Or you could surrender.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40467,"Wait, Sooze, I, I have to talk to you, 'cause I, there's something I figured out.","God, you smell like whiskey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40468,Stop saying fantastic. Where are you going?,I can't tell you. But I'll be back within a week.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40469,"I worked with Spearchucker my first month over here, at the 72nd Evac in Taegu. Most of the colored guys know who he is but they're not talking because he asked them not to.",So what makes you think he'll play for us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40470,I think he's really angry with me too.,It's really not the same thing. He was really nicer when he drank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40471,We'll transplant it. To the forest.,But we can't just dig it up!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40472,I'm just gonna go. I figure the worst I can do is starve to death.,"""The worst I can do is starve to death."" Listen to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40473,"I shlepped all the way to the North Pole for this? I come to fight you, and you don't even put out anything to nosh on? What kind of arch nemesis are you?","Hah! Jewish guilt. Well, it won't work on me Hammer. I'm too strong for it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40474,I have six new counsellor up there. They're all babes in the woods in every sense of the word.,They'll be okay if they know enough to stay in outta the rain.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40475,That's how I ruined my stomach.,I'm surprised he bothered with it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40476,Let me see the sick.,"Oh, you're a doctor now, too?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40477,Who cares? Let's just do it and get out. Go have a Jacuzzi and get laid in Bangkok. Know what I mean?,We'll check it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40478,Tom here tells me there's a problem with the pianos. We were assured they were in tune.,"Yes, well, they are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40479,I'm not going to marry you with the smell of prostitutes on my body.,I am not common Keith. I am not common. I am a creature like no other and I will not be commoned! Is that to much to ask? Is that to much to ask!?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40480,"Listen, Johnnie, Lula just called me. She knew you were in N.O., so they left the city.",Did she tell you where she was callin' from?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40481,It's a ketch Kelly and I had chartered.,For all those vacation days you got coming.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40482,By taking away our legs. Now we have to fight harder to get ahead than anyone else you'll find in this gym. Probably the whole city. They gave us the fighting spirit. Before this happened I was content. Now I'm pissed off. Now I'm half a man and I've got to work like the devil to get whole again.,But you'll never be whole again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40483,"Oh, God, Sid, I'm sorry I was late.","You can't be here, Tatum. This is an official crime scene.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40484,"See, I can't do it. I came out of the desert.","You came out of the hospital. You were tied down and hallucinating. You got some bad chemicals in your head, Noel. There's some medicine at the hospital that will fix that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40485,We kidnapped Noriega out of Panama. Is that covered in your Constitution? Because it isn't in mine.,Noriega is a criminal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40486,"Hey, can we not stand here and argue in front of everybody, 'cause I get embarrassed.","Alright. All right, all right, so whatta you wanna do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40487,Please don't move me. It hurts too much.,We've got to get you out of here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40488,I don't think we should leave her alone.,You're right. We should stay.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40489,"As I said, a worshipper of snakes, and of smoke, and flames.","Oh, yes, a religion of sorts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40490,"Mom, we agreed. You can visit, but you're not allowed to mention Michael.",Not even if it's something positive?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40491,"Saddam, would you let me do my job please!","Hey relax, guy. Let's see what the kid wants.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40492,"Considering today's standards of animal raising and curing meats, I don't fully understand the restriction on pork.","Let me explain. No. I'll do better than that. I'll show it to you. Scientifically. But it's demonstration purely in the interest of science, you understand?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40493,"It's her 18th birthday, I want to show her off.","It was my idea, Grandma. I always wondered what went on at those lodge meetings.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40494,"Carlos, I never raped a woman.",I know. I'm just saying I understand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40495,"Young man, this Faberge Egg is chipped.","Yes, ma'am, it is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40496,"You sure got a lot of philosophy, old man.",That's 'cause I've done a lot of living.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40497,I don't know who you are. I'd like to thank someone.,It doesn't matter who we are. Follow the tunnel to the end.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40498,"That vibe is from your wrist, pal. You've been over-tenderizing your meat, again.",See? Did you see that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40499,There's porno theatres for that.,I know. I tried that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40500,"I think I've met you before, Mr. Brett.","Oh, yes. On the pier.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40501,What would be the effect if someone secretly administered cocaine to Mr. Marsh and then induced him to make love?,It would be the same as shooting a gun at him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40502,We put our lives on the line today. Malcolm X's widow was on the line today. And your guns weren't even loaded.,A gun's a gun man. It don't need to be loaded.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40503,We were gonna grab some food.,Good idea. Marko. We're hungry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40504,We've come all this way for a rock wall?!,There should be a way to open it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40505,How can they walk on these things? How do they keep their balance?,Must be the way their weight is distributed. Come on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40506,"Say, I know what's the matter with you. Matt!",I want you both to take the day off. Go downtown and get a license and get married right away!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40507,I want you to see my room. I want you to see all of it.,"But it's a small room, Jason.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40508,"Charlie, I thought I knew everything about you.",I wanted to apologize. I can't live without you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40509,Get up. She won't buy anything if she sees me working on it!,"Wanna bet? If you show too much respect for people with money, they don't have respect for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40510,"This is a gangster bar, we're here undercover.",I knew you were lying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40511,There are many would pay a king's ransom for a few drops of unicorn blood.,I don't want it on me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40512,Now I'm going to have to kill you.,I don't think so. You need me alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40513,"Rose, Nathan's no midget, but he's asked me to move in with him.",Yeah. My brother told me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40514,How much ammo do we have to make a stand?,You're asking me? I don't even know how to load this thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40515,"I'm sorry, but we have no doctors here.",No doctors? That's fine. That's just fine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40516,It's tragic. You never go out. You must have a small fortune stashed from babysitting so much.,The guys think I'm too smart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40517,I guess I have what you'd call a love-hate relationship with Grace.,"You love her, but you hate her?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40518,"My client can't walk, your Honor.","I know full well she can't, Frank. You see the Padre on your way out and he'll punch your ticket. You follow me? I'm trying to help you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40519,"He would slaughter eight people sitting in a room, but not two prison guards?",Do I need to remind you what happened to his wife? To his daughter? I will stake my reputation that Barnes didn't kill those guards.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40520,Absolutely. And she's got great tits.,"Yeah, God she really does have great tits, great tits. i can't wait to work with her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40521,What's that big black scar on the ground? Like a fire.,"Oh, you know how parties are. Always some damage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40522,"It's the most amazing insect nest I've ever seen. And I'll tell you one thing, it sure as hell ain't the Andean Mollatoosa.","But it's definitely a nest, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40523,The skin flake was found in Michael's Restaurant. The employees are all accounted for.,A customer? Does this Michael's cater to misfits?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40524,Her name's Inez. Stop calling her the housekeeper.,That's what she is!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40525,"Oh, my God! I can't recognize the face, but the butt does look vaguely familiar.",Don't say that. You'll embarrass Frank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40526,"You're so nice, Bruce, you think everybody else is.","Oh, he's not the man for you. I can see that. But I sort of like him. Got a lot of charm.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40527,"Yeah, the lord of the manor doesn't haul his own groceries.",And you do it so well.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40528,What's your favorite ribbon to go around your favorite chocolates?,Let's wait till Christmas - it's more legitimate then.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40529,No mortal weapons can kill this creature. He is not of this world.,"Are we talkin, about the same creature? The walking corpse? Really big mouth? Really bad breath?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40530,"You admit the sign did say ""Camp Forest Green,"" with an arrow pointing this way.",I admit nothing without talking to my lawyer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40531,"I'm Gale Weathers, author of the Woodsboro and Windsor College murders, and anchorwoman for TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT. Maybe you've heard of me?",I don't watch TV and I hate books. Whatta you need?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40532,You have a King fantasy.,"I am a lover. In Africa, you can stay king as long as you can service your women every night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40533,"Mookie, no cursing in the store.",Talk to your son.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40534,I hope this place is cool. We could use something interesting to liven up chapter 12.,I'll pump the gas. Go inside and see if it's worth thinking about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40535,An oath to a liar is no oath at all. An oath to a patriot is a vow indeed. Every man of us is ready to swear loyalty to you.,So let the council swear publicly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40536,That's right. And guess who's the new King of the Unemployment Line.,"Aw, come on, kid. Throw me a bone. I'm your uncle for gosh sakes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40537,It's that darn ghost again! I don't know what to do anymore. He just won't leave us alone. I guess we'll just have to move.,Don't worry. We're not moving. He is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40538,I've always been a heel. I guess I always will be.,You don't have to make a pose of it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40539,Why do you always wear that hat?,Because it fits my head. You want to try it on?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40540,You're serious. You want to date again.,"I would like to be your boyfriend, yes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40541,I forgot my vacuum cleaner.,I forget mine for years on end.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40542,I think we took the wrong fork a few miles back.,Oh dear! But then where did the motorcyclists come from?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40543,"I really want one. One large tub of popcorn, please, extra butter.","Andy, the theater's that way!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40544,The skull is gone.,"Yes. I did notice that, thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40545,"Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya.","The only thing that scares me, Mister O'Connell, are your manners.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40546,I see the Prince of Wales is here.,I hope he got his mother's permission.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40547,What would a truck stop be without beer?,Let me have a Beck's.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40548,"You know, Annie, this book never would have survived without you. When it gets to new York, there will be a big auction, and whatever it brings we can split. God knows you're entitled to it.","Oh, Paul. This isn't about money. It's about decency and purity. It's about God's values.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40549,"I love to swim, and I don't mind the cold at all. It's invigorating.","Well, I wouldn't want to get too invigorated myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40550,You'll die if you keep smoking those in your condition.,I'll die either way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40551,Do you have to let me get halfway through the movement first? This is tiring me.,I have a suggestion. Why don't we take a break.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40552,"What's he doing, honey? Is he getting any help?",Something's happened. He isn't trying anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40553,"You work in a market, all right.",Cute. Tell me you wouldn't want to go out again. After all the talking we've been doing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40554,'The Space Shuttle's Seismic Secret'. 'The Oliver Stone-George Bush Connection'. Oliver Stone?,Stone is their spokesman. You think if someone really had all that information and a national podium to shout it out from that they'd let him do it? Stone's a disinformation flunky. The face that he's alive says it all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40555,"They're not just our business managers, Panes.","Oh, okay, forgive me. Your neighbors are here, for fuck's sake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40556,"Why should she, it's her fault. All guests are told not to eat in zero gravity, but she just wanted to have fun I guess, didn't realize what a grain of salt can do to sophisticated machinery.","Well, I guess she figures she's paying for it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40557,"It's not about being fun. It's about being smart. You take that money, you take care of it, let it grow, and you don't ever have to do anything again. Ever. That's freedom. That's what I'm talking about.",And I'm talking about enjoying myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40558,"Duffy, go over and sit on Mulvihill. Jesus Christ, I didn't tell you to bring the police department with you.","Jake, it's Chinatown. They're all over the place. You oughta know better.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40559,"Tell me, how many people a week do you foreclose on?","We don't publish a record in the paper, I can tell you that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40560,I say we all go to the laser parlor and get cut together.,What do I want with a scar ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40561,I told you it's impossible for me to have a baby.,"You will have this baby. If you want it. If you don't, I can stop it now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40562,What makes you think this watercolorist and I would develop a romantic relationship?,I can't be certain that you would. But what have you got to lose?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40563,Each of us gets a belt.,I won't take 'em. They never work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40564,I'd better get in there.,That's a lot of people all at once.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40565,"That's funny, Mr. Whale.","It is, isn't it? My life as a game of strip poker. Shall we play?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40566,"Dignan, it's got an alarm.",I don't think so. Just reach on in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40567,"Kevin's gone, your daddy's gone, everybody's gone.",Now we can do whatever we want.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40568,"Andy, start breaking up some chairs. You'll need weapons.",Good thing one of us was prepared.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40569,"George, listen to what you're saying. This thing's changed itself into a man. Disappearing may not be that big a deal.",So far you've let it cross the heart of America. For two days it has been absorbing information that is detrimental to our security. I don't see the humor in that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40570,I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.,Why didn't you ever tell anybody about your dreams?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40571,We are not stealing my mom's car.,Damn straight we are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40572,They have to clear all the local roads of mines. That's a big job. They won't stay in the house. They're putting up their tent in the garden.,"In that case, I suppose we can't charge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40573,I have the letters right here.,"Tell me, when we searched the place, where were they?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40574,"I think we're going to have to pass on the sewer trip, boys. Let me know what you find out.","Okay, but you're missing all the fun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40575,There's one more person here for me to visit.,It's that asshole Zach isn't it ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40576,"Salvy, would I steer you wrong? Let's say that's the truck; it's full of cigarettes, right? Now, two o'clock this morning we move the truck from here to there, take the cigarettes out, sell 'em, make some cash.","Hey but Joey, you're thinking nickels and dimes. The money's with your brother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40577,Did your wife send you up here to spy on me?,What? No! Do we come off like paranoid yuppies or something?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40578,Over at that big round table. The one that looks like a poodle.,"Look - there's Brookfield, the poet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40579,"Totally stale. And the ushers are like, the acne patrol. We're thinking Pavilion. Sitch?",Sounds toasty. We're going Pavilion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40580,Edvard said the same thing about you before he died.,"I'm shocked, shocked to think that you'd believe him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40581,Who are we kidding? Look at that - look how she moves - it's like jello on springs - they must have some sort of a built-in motor. I tell you it's a whole different sex.,"What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby. This is just to get out of town. The minute we hit Florida, we'll blow this set-up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40582,"NO, seriously - I know he's your boyfriend, but there's something about his upper lip that is so weird. What do you think it is, Dad? Jen says it's a moustache, I say it's a cluster of about 11 mosquitoes, resting.",You know the thing I hate most about children?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40583,"Well, yeah, yeah. You'd love it. It's really entertaining. You'd have a good time. I know you would.","And, uh, d-don't forget the poem on page a hundred and twelve. It reminded me of you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40584,"Lieutentant Zogg, how would you like your black butt slung into a General Court Martial when we get back???","Take it easy, Major Kong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40585,You get to be a little Chelsea Clinton. Everyone wants to meet you. Party with you. Have sex with you.,But you can't do any of it. So it sucks. I always have to 'set an example'.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40586,"You have to understand. This was a big shock, for all of us. One minute you're our little boy, of whom we could not be more proud. The next minute you're the owner of this whole pornographic empire.","But that doesn't make you the boss of everything, son.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40587,"Well, maybe if you'd let me live in the dorms, I wouldn't have to sneak out to spend time with my friends.","Oh, so now it's my fault?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40588,"Well, you can't blame a guy for getting a little breathless with a scoop like that.","All right, you poor baboon, you can guess the rest of it!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40589,Here comes the FBI. You men lookin' for protection? We got all the police right here.,Why didn't you just wait and try to take 'em out there in the street?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40590,Could you play ARCADE with that?,"Well, technically ""yes"", but this is only the prototype.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40591,"It would be too much for him. So please let him think as he does, that you're home just to see him.","Thanks a lot, Mom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40592,I just can't have any social life right now.,Don't worry about it. We're just having coffee. We'll be anti- social.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40593,I forgot where I put my keys.,And you thought they might be under her dress?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40594,Why would you put a fallout shelter under a porno shop?,None of this stuff was here in 1962. The Valley was mostly small homes and fruit orchards.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40595,"I've never cottoned on to Plasticine like you girls, but I enjoy making things out of wood.","Are you a carpenter, Mr. Rieper? HERBERT shakes his head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40596,"We haven't heard your name yet, friend.","Well, unless your name is Baltus, you should not worry over mine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40597,"We're a medical firm, aren't we? They go to the Medical Records Section.",I could always apply there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40598,"You know that if anything happens, I spend the rest of my life in prison. No parole, no nothing.",Is this the first one?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40599,You couldn't lift fly specks from a sugar bowl. Can you hold this?,"But thanks. Hey, Joe, don't get sore about this or anything. You promise?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40600,I wished to be reinstated at Computer Crimes. I was undiplomatic in my request.,"This is a first. You criticized the Deputy Director to his face and you still have a badge? You must have some one-of-a-kind skills. Why don't you just quit? I mean, you're not going to get promoted, not wearing this jacket.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40601,"Miss Windham, can you tell us what you'd been doing earlier in the day?","I got up, went to Starbucks, went to the gym, got a perm, and came home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40602,"Sharks have to keep moving. They can never stop or they'll suffocate. If water isn't always flowing through them, they'll die.",Is there such a place? A cave or something with such a flow?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40603,Tell the nurse when you've got a few free days. She'll make all the arrangements.,"Thanks, Doc. Maybe I'll come back with a date. Or an elephant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40604,He is so bald.,"Will you guys shut up, please?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40605,Do you know how many different men I've had sex with?,Do I get to hit you after you tell me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40606,"Well, I liked you. You were a deejay, and I thought you were hot, and I didn't have a boyfriend, and I wanted one.",So you weren't interested in music at all?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40607,"Well, we thought we'd drop in and see if you were all still in one piece.","And, of course, we are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40608,"Oh, you've thought of everything. And champagne.",It's all right. It's organic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40609,"You got a nice tan, though.","Tan? What tan? It faded on the airplane. I'd try to get my money back, but who do you ask? Two hundred dollars a night, for what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40610,Rashid? Rashid! Is that what he told you his name was?,"Well, whatever his name is, he's not here anymore. He left two days ago, and I haven't heard from him since.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40611,Nice first impression. A nose bleed in front of your parents.,"Oh my G-d, how embarrassing were they? I wanted to shoot myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40612,Lemme guess. The lottery.,Sometimes I can just feel the numbers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40613,You know what I hate? Any scumbag with a clean shirt and a bad haircut can get one of those tin stars and suddenly they think they're God.,You know what I hate? It's always the assholes that pass the tests.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40614,"It's a crime fighting costume, what do you think? It's underwear, so if you lose your clothes you'll still be decent.",That's going to fit me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40615,Our lives are simple. We have little need for material possessions.,"Right, sure thing. But what about, like, appliances? Like a little color portable? Boom box?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40616,"You saw what happened tonight. You think Magneto won't come after him again. You think he won't come here if necessary. This is a school, for God's sake.",If Magneto is planning to use Logan for some terrible purpose it's our responsibility to do something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40617,"If you ask me, I don't believe they're married.",They're married all right. I just seen the license.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40618,I should say this room is eighteen by twenty-five.,"Not too big and not too small. What I'd call the typical room of an average man. Or shall we say a little above average. Now if there are any special aspects you wish to study I have nothing to conceal. Just look around. That's my desk. Those are my books, and here am I. Where shall we begin?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40619,"It's just the strain again, the stress. We'll take a vacation.",It's all hollow. Nothing behind it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40620,Why do you cry?,You mean people? I don't know. We just cry. You know. When it hurts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40621,What's his family background?,They're from out of state. Father's an engineer at the nuclear power plant. I really don't know much about them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40622,"It sounds gay, but guess since you're a girl it's okay, huh?","Yeah, it will be fine. I wanna check something out. Will you come with me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40623,We must be here 'cause we stopped.,"Good, let's get out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40624,"This is a mammal, not a fish.","Jesus, don't quibble with me. I want to know if a Great White Shark did this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40625,"Oh, now you have gone too far. There's only one God, Victor.","And here's to Him. Everything in moderation, Frankenstein.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40626,Each circumstance requires a different tactic.,"Well, I hope you remember that tomorrow when you play Krikorian.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40627,I left like an hour ago.,Do you always talk weird after you violate women?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40628,It wasn't a bad bust. He gave himself up because he knew I was gonna nab him.,Anyone who turns himself in makes a good case for bail.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40629,I found these. The others are still in storage.,"Damn it, Mom. I told you I need them all!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40630,The three of you weren't regular patients. You were criminals that ended up at Alpine Grove.,"No, we were patients.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40631,I'm not much on rear window ethics.,"Of course, they have the same chance. They can look at me like a bug under glass, if they want to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40632,"You know, I have yet to get a simple cup of coffee and a meal in this place, Darlene.",And you ain't gonna start now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40633,Can't you bite me and then I'll be like you?,No. It doesn't work that way. Men can't get PMS. Unfortunately.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40634,"Oh yeah! ""Desperately Seeking Spawn."" They're right by the ads for like, iguanas and terriers and used fitness equipment. It's totally legit.","Come on, Leah. I can't scope out wannabe parents in the Penny Saver! That's tacky. That's like buying clothes at the Pump n' Munch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40635,When I was a kid? And he was moving us all over the place? I spent all my time writing stuff on Outpost 1.0. I thought Gary Boyd was the greatest.,But he's not quite the same guy anymore. Don't get your hopes too high?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40636,"It's a map, I think that's what it is.","There you go, Jaeger. Just find the buried treasure, and you're a millionaire.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40637,"I'll find the money. If you just get me on the bus, that's all I ask.","Just when everything's going my way, you gotta pull a stunt like this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40638,"You got a ticket already and, if you don't move it now, sir, we will move it for you.",I'll only be a minute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40639,They're going to draft me. In the Army. I'm going to be sent away.,But they can't do that. You haven't even got the vote.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40640,You think she's better than Murdered Man?,Well I can't say that Walter! She's incomparable. They're both great.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40641,I've been craving that stuff all week.,And it's hard to get.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40642,He's wheeling around two million dollars in cash and he wants to stop to use the bathroom. You believe this?,Maybe he's got it right. Maybe we're all just looking for a safe place to shit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40643,"Assets are anything of value a company owns. Sometimes the pieces are worth more than the whole. By selling them off, I make a profit.","Sorta like stealing cars and selling'm for parts, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40644,"The hell with the schedule, you can get back to the schedule next week when the series is over. What I want is a vote on it right now!",I second the motion!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40645,"Ruben, my God, I ought to put you on report.","You're right. I can't stand that bastard. Sorry. This is something new. Not the same guy, that's for sure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40646,Jesus. He must've siphoned it from the cars.,"If you go in, you can't use tear gas or flashbangs. The whole place would go up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40647,I'll give you 10% of the door if you don't play.,We're getting that anyway.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40648,He's really very short on charm.,"Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40649,"This story is beyond belief, which is perfect for us. It's free advertising and it's gonna run for months.",I don't think she can do it. You saw what happened.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40650,"Soran may still be obsessed with getting back. And if he is, he'll do anything to find that doorway again.","But why destroy a star? Thank you, Guinan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40651,Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.,"What do you want me to say? Yes, I suppose some of the things you're saying may be true. But that's the way things are; it's not going to change.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40652,It takes hours to get a drink around here. There's only one waitress.,I can go to the bar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40653,Some fat slob in the next booth is making a lot of noise.,"Well, tell the asshole to shut up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40654,It's like eighty degrees in this hallway. You from the South?,Yeah. The deep South.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40655,But he could still be haunting the house. He's angry that he had to leave.,"He's not dead, you idiot. He lives in Florida. Now, shut up and let me finish.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40656,"Well, sir, Plan-R is an emergency plan to be used by lower echelon commanders if higher echelons have been knocked out by a sneak attack.",Why can't you cancel it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40657,I think I just broke my hand.,"Harder. Remember, I killed your buddy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40658,Ok. What should I do about Eric?,Just tell him to call me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40659,Leave the rifle here.,"I'll put it in Paul's room, where it belongs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40660,Where did you get that film?,I bought it at a store in L.A.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40661,I found something in my sleep. The Friar who married them will take up their destinies.,"Oh, but it will end well for love?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40662,"You walk out and deal justice. You're what I wish I could be. The policemen who kills you, his family will have all they want.",Then I hope the one who gets me has got lots of kids. What do you want?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40663,You probably heard the wind stirring up those dead leaves over there.,I heard his voice as clear as day. I better get back. Maybe something is wrong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40664,"Mr. Scott apologizes for having to send the shuttlecraft. The transporter beam is non-operational. Captain, we've received important orders from Starlet Command.",Why didn't you beep my communicator?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40665,"Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer! Prove it.","All right, then, I will. Stand back everyone!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40666,We're going for a little liquid refreshment.,"Great. I'll go with you. Wait a second. Hey, Raul! Move that car, will you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40667,"Cole, I'm marrying Rick.",You're marrying him? Then why are you coming back to me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40668,"I want to fly jets, sir!",Why? Because you can do it alone?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40669,What's the point of being dead in the land of the living?,I'll ask the Gods to give you life again!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40670,Watch the driver. I'm going for a better angle on the door.,I got him. Don't get pinned.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40671,You decorate this yourself or did Mrs. Chief of Police help you?,You should have seen what she wanted to do with the place. Mauve. So what's your name?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40672,"Are you going to leave, Mr. Kirkeby, or do I have to throw you out?","Buddy-boy, why didn't you say so? You got yourself a little playmate, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40673,"Wow. Do a puppet show for me, Craig honey.",You mean with Malkovich?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40674,"Look, I think maybe you better not mention getting your wings around here.",Why? Don't they believe in angels?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40675,"We gotta go to Rimgale, Stephen.",I'm his Lt. He's my responsibility. I'll handle it. Me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40676,One hears a great deal about Rick in Casablanca.,And about Victor Laszlo everywhere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40677,"Yeah, I understand he's been up here the last six weeks.","Not quite. I just called, and they said he checked out five days ago. Isn't that a little strange?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40678,"Undead. Right. Sort of an ectocosmic manifestation. What a pisser. Tell you one thing though, Timothy Leary will be jealous as hell.","Great, but listen, I need to know where you hid the ADM?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40679,I noticed you were giving me the silent treatment at lunch. I guess I deserved it. I've been thinking about my three year plan and I think it's unworkable. I must have been delirious.,I thought it had a lot of merit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40680,Crowd control. They handle customers and employees in the display area.,Myself and Mr. Pink?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40681,"A sea-gull? What's a sea-gull doing around the city hall? That's a bad omen, isn't it?","Oh, n-no, sir. The sea-gull is a lovely bird.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40682,That was boring. Huh huh.,"Yeah, it's just the same thing over and over again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40683,But I've never served a day.,"If it wasn't important for everybody, we wouldn't ask. We got friends in Philly. They can send you up for a couple months on a weapons charge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40684,Mike and Larry are racing! Loser goes home alone!,"If we beat them, they can both go home stag! Single-O! Alone! Jackie can come back in this boat!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40685,Don't snap at me like that. You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face.,Don't snap at me like that. You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40686,"Okay, let's say that this is PMS- related. You think those male cops are going to understand that? You'll either be locked up for murder or locked up in the looney bin. We have to keep this hidden until we figure it out ourselves.","Nah, East Village poseur was grosser than the dude in the park.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40687,"You have a fever, sweetie?","Just an earthquake, Dylan. Every once in a while we get a few.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40688,We had to work. My family was poor.,Must've been hard being poor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40689,I don't eat junk food.,"Oh. I didn't know. I'll take you to the best restaurant in town. You'll miss a great meal and I'll keep the scarf, anyway. What's your name?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40690,"God, I would love to think I'm an interesting teacher. I mean, I had maybe one or two teachers in high school who had any passion at all.",You do. Seem to. Have passion. In the classroom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40691,You're welcome. You shouldn't give up on performing.,Why do you say that? You've never seen me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40692,"I'm looking for my daughter, Caroline. She comes here.",This is a business. Get the fuck outta here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40693,"So let's make another ""Dracula."" Let's make ""The Return of Dracula""!",We can't. Those sons-a-bitches control the rights.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40694,Don't tell me your toothache is bothering you again?,"Oh, no, that's all gone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40695,What about this Nunheim?,"Oh, he's all right. We know all about him. He does a little stooling for us every once in a while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40696,"I hope you'll judge him by his progress here, and not his past reputation.",He's made a great success of our Little Theater; there's seldom an empty seat. Not to mention its therapeutic value.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40697,That's my morning's pay.,I'm a rich man off of thirty bucks?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40698,"Mookie, you must think I'm stupid or something. You're gonna run outta here and I won't see your black ass for another week.","Tina, it's not like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40699,"Your father's badge? No way, man. I can't take this.",It's okay. I can finally let it go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40700,Usually at the point when she's got to rewrite and rethink them to keep the audience from leaving the theater!,It's about time the piano realized it has not written the concerto!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40701,Paris? You came from Paris?,As did the one who made me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40702,I didn't realize you'd been here that long.,You mean because it's been a while since there was a sunny day? What a good detective you are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40703,"I turn you over again, today, Lhamo. One day, you will not be able to come running to us.",But you will always be here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40704,You said 48 hours!,I never agreed to that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40705,"That's true, Dr. Zaius. My witnesses -- correction -- my exhibits are on display in the amphitheater.",Very well. I suggest we go and look at them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40706,Put the pension funds on hold until I say otherwise.,We're letting them slide?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40707,I'll hate you forever.,You can't even begins to know how much I hate my father. Think of it as a family tradition.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40708,You know how moms always tell you to wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident? Well this guy wasn't wearing any underwear.,A lot of people don't wear underwear.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40709,You okay? I'm closing.,"I'm just finishing up, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40710,What do you ever do that can't be cancelled?,"That's not the point. I mean, what if the single isn't done in time?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40711,"Michael, you represent drug dealers, not civil libertarians.",We kidnapped Noriega out of Panama. Is that covered in your Constitution? Because it isn't in mine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40712,I'll rephrase the question. Mr. Roston isn't it true you are bisexual?,Objection! Mr. Roston's sexual preferences are not at issue in this trial.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40713,"Damn, big bro. You swung that like Sammy Sosa.","The skills are still intact. Now tie his ass up, Elroy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40714,Can you recall no melody of mine? I was the most famous composer in Europe when you were still a boy. I wrote forty operas alone. What about this little thing?,"Oh, I know that! That's charming! I didn't know you wrote that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40715,I'm not gonna get anywhere punching a clock just so my wife doesn't get an attitude.,I came second to the NBA. I'm not about to come second to this bullshit scouting job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40716,I'm a woman. I don't theorize. I only deal with facts.,All the facts you need are right in front of you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40717,I'm sorry. I don't usually read private cigarette cases.,"Oh, that. It's from a friend of mine. A middle-aged lady, very foolish and very generous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40718,"Yeah, take us back to the dumbwaiter, Mac.",I'm not going back in there. I told ya this was a one way trip. Now stand aside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40719,"What guy? Whose apartment is this, anyway?",What's the difference? Some schnook that works in the office.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40720,I know. I thought I'd never get those braces off.,"Man, you were a mess!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40721,I think Jeff Bridges is getting tired.,Nah I think it's doing so damn well because one of it's players got iced. I just hope none of us end up dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40722,"Buffy, what are you doing here?",I thought we were meeting here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40723,"Stew, your hands are shaking. You've been drinking again.","Come on, come on. Here they come, Gallagher! Here they come!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40724,"During the trial, you did all those stories about me. You called me a liar.",I think you falsely identified him. Yes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40725,Those people are wonderful! Why don't we ever see them in church?,Good point. Especially that dude you were with. I'd like to see him down front.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40726,Ok. So you were married for how long?,Do you want to meet me and talk about this stuff?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40727,Did you hear what I said? The treasure! Like on your map!,"Yeah, right. Why don't you show it to your ""girlfriend""?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40728,My Dad gave Shelly a ring.,"Wow, was it a decoder ring?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40729,My head is suddenly killing me. Maybe it's from all the learning today.,Put some ice on it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40730,We're taking that shark alive!,Let's hope he knows that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40731,"God, you are so hot.","Then you better get in the water, before you get burned.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40732,"Guys, I think I'd rather stay here.","C'mon, Larry. Be good for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40733,How many places this side of the Atlantic serve lager and lime?,"Old habits die hard. Waitress! A round of Nitzhic! Peasant drool, I know. But it's the closest thing they stock to my side of the fence.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40734,Is he a Nazi?,I guess. His parents are. He doesn't care about that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40735,It's been going on for a while. Then he called me a disgrace to our family and that's when he hit me.,Racist piece of shit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40736,"Wow, a treasure map! What's the treasure?",It could be anything. You're going to discover a whole new world when you get to school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40737,"I mean, you known this city. You've been here for so long.",It's a hard place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40738,I suppose I do seem a bit sinister for a doctor.,Looks like to me you're just plain scared.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40739,"I admit, getting it back makes me realize how much I'd missed it.",But it's not your sword anymore. You gave it to Sir Te.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40740,"If I don't save him, I don't know what I'm gonna do.","Well, I'm sure a nice southern boy like you will figure something out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40741,"Well, are you coming in or aren't you?","Well, I'll come in for a minute, but I didn't tell anybody I was coming over here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40742,No. It's perpetual motion.,"Oh, I bet some little guy comes in here at night and pushes it. Go- go-go!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40743,Rene's been telling me about your work.,Is this finished yet?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40744,"I ju- Well, it's a nice pen. I just didn't know whose it was. I thought it was yours. I didn't want it to get lost.","Well, thank you. Why don't you take that fuckin' pen and shove it up you ass, you fuckin' jag-off?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40745,I thought they came with batteries.,I can't believe you didn't check.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40746,Where did you get those letters?,I stole them when I was interviewing Babykins about Bobo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40747,"Great, but nobody laughs at it 'cause your jokes aren't funny.","Yeah, well, that's why this machine is dynamite.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40748,You got the dough?!,"I can get it, yeah.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40749,"My back hurts, my skin. Did I get burned? I hope to God I'm not burned.",Burned? Burned. No. You just rest there. I'll be right back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40750,I don't really feel like talking about it. The only thing I feel like is getting the fuck out of this place.,We need a car.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40751,It is nine p.m. Pleasant dreams.,Wait. No. You're kidding. Lights out? At nine? My day's just starting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40752,"All right then, if I have to go to school then I'd better go.","Why? I just read your report card. What's the point? Stay home, watch some television, we'll get ""Mad"" magazine delivered. What kind of report card do you call this?!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40753,I'm not much of a gambler really. I just like this bar.,So why did you come to my casino?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40754,"You can believe that if you want. I talk to guys like you, and I want to commit suicide. You get that weight-lifting set I sent you?",It came yesterday. I haven't opened it yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40755,I draw the line at seven un-returned phone calls.,"Lloyd, you have to understand her family is being ripped apart. Like you and she were ripped apart. Like Joe and I were ripped apart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40756,"You're the FBI. That's your job, isn't it? Ya know how many of our Warrior brothers got killed out here? I never saw any investigating then. Why now? What's going down here?",A Fugitive Alert for a murder suspect. Before somebody else gets a shotgun blast in the spine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40757,Every suicide kills two.,Yeah. Well. They're a talkative buncha commentators.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40758,It was an animal thing. No real intimacy.,I never thought of Dr. Wetzel as having a sex life outside the office.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40759,"I think, everybody gets their own white horse, and all they do is ride and eat marshmallows all day, and everybody's best friends with everybody else, when you play sports, there's no teams, so nobody gets picked last.","But, what if you're afraid to ride horses?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40760,But I've seen a ship with black sails.,"Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails and therefore couldn't possibly be any ship other than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40761,"Don't worry, he's probably passed out with his head in the toilet by now.",This man sounds like a real catch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40762,"Wanna bet? Takes me half a day to get through one chapter of Lawford and I still don't have any idea what the hell he's talkin' about. You know why it takes me so long to write papers? because I can't spell. While everybody else is sleeping, I'm in the rack with a flashlight and a dictionary.","Hell, they even kicked me outa vo- tech 'cause I couldn't read a slide rule.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40763,"Hey, Dad, I'm almost finished laying down my monsters of metal compilation tape. I really think it's a masterpiece.","Okay, kid, we'll listen to it later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40764,We're sending divers into the river now to retrieve the body.,That thing's dead. What the hell are we waiting for?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40765,When is it finally over? I want it to be over before my baby is born.,"I don't know. I hope soon; but it's not over yet, and that's why you and the kids have to come back to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40766,You care to add a little specification to that slanderous accusation?,"I'm talking about some bad, bad, very bad things. Bad things! Those are bad fucking things!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40767,"All right, I'll rent ya everything I got in the warehouse for two grand. That'll give ya phones, cages, blackboards and ticker gear. You supply the guys to move 'em. If you want a counter and bar, that's another grand. I don't know where the hell I'm gonna get 'em though.","C'mon, you can do better than that. We ain't no heel grifters.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40768,Can I steal you for a minute?,Only if you promise not to return me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40769,I think I'm on to something. You and the guys go back to the house and dig up everything you can on an outfit called Yoyodyne.,Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems? You think they're mixed up in this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40770,I'm putting in a new illusion tonight. Will you be there?,"Sure. You want me to find out about Quaid? I mean, the funeral?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40771,This is terrible. Either there's a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.,"If it's any comfort to you, I don't think you're crazy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40772,"I want to thank you, sir, for giving me the opportunity to work.","You're welcome, I'm sure you're doing a great job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40773,"Admiral, I'd like to continue my work on the ship until you leave.","Thank you, Lt. Saavik.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40774,"Calm down. Think clearly. Mary Robert, do you have any idea who those men were?",She said they were from her old convent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40775,"You been making your payoffs, haven't ya?",Hell yes. He does this every year. There's nothing to worry about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40776,"He's a big flounder. Could weigh two, three hundred. You got to lift him in with a winch.",Does that mean we have to cut him loose?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40777,You actually got around to killing someone. I'm impressed. I guess you're only half a bitch.,"Wes, we thought you were dead, and we thought we were next. Hanging around to get killed wouldn't have done anyone any good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40778,The truth is never gentle. Listen to me carefully. Each of us lives in the thinnest possible wrapping of wishes and dreams. Truth is the force that penetrates this wispy skin. It hurts and maims.,Yes. I've seen your victims. One past and one future. I thought I might convince you to reconsider.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40779,Those Cowboys're tellin' Everybody in town they're gonna Clean you out. They're down in That lot right now behind the OK Corral.,"Don't worry, Doc, it's not your problem. You don't have to mix up in this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40780,Hard to believe this is the way it will end up for us.,It's not something I wanted either.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40781,"My compliments to you, Miss Stella. This is what I call a saloon.",Thanks. That's what I call it too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40782,I broke my ankle skating. That ended that dream.,"It's hard to let go of a dream, isn't it? To let go of what you want?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40783,We should call him and pretend to be the redhead.,"Oh, we totally have to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40784,STAY WHERE YOU ARE. HE'S MINE. I'M ENGAGED. I'M IN.,"GET OUT OF THERE, YOU'RE UNSAFE. GET OUT OF THERE.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40785,"I'm here, I'll never leave you again, Mathilda, never. I swear.","I love you so much, Leon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40786,"Lemme get this straight, they stuck a sharp, red hot poker up your nose, cut your brain into small pieces, then ripped it all out through your nostrils?",OWCH! That's really got to hurt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40787,Fedorchuk couldn't find his ass with his hands in his back pockets.,"You took this gut out, too, didn't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40788,That's funny. His name is the same as yours.,"Well, you and Junior have the same name, too, don't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40789,"Of course you will look mean, Tom, you will look really scary.","All right, let's forget about them for the time being. What about your weed man?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40790,Oh! They're - they're gone now.,"Oh, goodness! Did any of them sting you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40791,"It's not exactly a scam, Crease. Even at half speed you're pretty damn good.",A bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time. Willing to talk. I'm not good at that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40792,A gust of wind killed him.,"Yeah, and what put him up there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40793,I see you had that undertaker of a manservant follow me.,You will never behave like that again! Do you understand?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40794,"I passed out, but I'm okay.",At least you're safe. What about the others?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40795,"The boys and I were just having a philosophical discussion about women and cigars. Some interesting connections there, don't you think?",Definitely. I suppose it all goes back to Queen Elizabeth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40796,You're not going to tell me what she's doing. I thought we weren't playing games anymore.,"I did, too. She told me it was backwards -- she said you even styled your hair the way she did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40797,This boat doesn't go anywhere. Just toots around the Inland Sea.,"Must be a pick-up, a rendezvous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40798,We can't carry all this. It's too heavy.,I've been carrying you our whole fuckin' lives.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40799,"Forgive me, I'm trying to cheer myself up and an affair with a beautiful nurse seemed like just the thing to do it.",All I am to you is a sex fantasy then?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40800,"Man I'm starving too, I think I'll go for the Surf and Turf.",I'm not really hungry after all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40801,Don't tell me. You learned to dance at church socials.,"Actually, I had a crash course from my mother the night before my prom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40802,This stuff. Love and marriage. I want to think about something else.,I've changed my mind. That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I do. I will.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40803,I used to throw trash for the City.,You lost that one?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40804,That was Hatchet Horrible Harry.,"Jesus, I have heard about him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40805,I think you're full of shit.,"No, It's you that is full of shit. And blood. And bones. A typically imperfect organic being. You've been hopelessly predictable all along, but you're going to have to do better than that now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40806,I think pregnancy is beautiful.,"Well, you're lucky it's not you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40807,Let's just say Greg likes tackling tight ends on and off the field.,Are you shitting me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40808,"Thank you, Mr. Gillanders. Thank you for coming down, in this cold weather.","Well, it does seem mighty warm in here. Specially for Mr. Hooks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40809,It's all right. It wasn't him but that spleen was a splitting image.,"Oh, God, I think I'm about to hyperventilate. Have you got a paper bag, or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40810,I'm a witch. A white witch. Why don't we move on?,Are you going to put a spell on me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40811,Thanks for the tip.,"Any time. And congratulations to you and your wife. Just remember, though, in the immortal words of Rudyard Kipling: ""A woman is just a woman, but a cigar is a smoke.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40812,"Madame, let me ask you: Who is M'sieu Laval, anyhow? Where does he come from? What is he?","He is my secretary! I hope that answers all your questions, M'sieu Giron.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40813,Lots of people have guns. You're American. Americans love guns.,I fought my way out of an embassy. I climbed down a fifty-foot wall -- I went out the window and I was doing it -- I just did it. I knew how to do it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40814,"Yeah, typically. That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant.","So that's cool with you, then?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40815,"See the condoms in the grass over there. We killed tonight, Veronica. We murdered our baby.","Hey, it was good for me too, Sparky.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40816,I haven't had a key lime pie in ten years.,"When ya had it, did ya like it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40817,"What did you have in mind, a family of disturbed loners who are into gunplay and incest?","I was thinking a graphic designer, mid-thirties, and his cool Asian wife who dresses awesome and plays bass. But I'm trying to not be too particular.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40818,Don't turn. I'm counting the steps to the entrance.,These rooms are solid stone. They haven't changed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40819,I have had many excellent meals there.,"And yet, they are not know for their cuisine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40820,"You're smart, Lilly, and you're good-looking. You won't have any trouble finding a job.",A job? I've never had a legit job in my life!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40821,Why don't you stay at Larry's house? There's plenty of room.,"Yeah, there's room. And there's Julia.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40822,You and Babe Brother hit it off so well.,"Course, it is your business, but I feel obliged to tell you that maybe you have not been fair with the boy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40823,Mine's not the CEO. He barely remembers to take a shower.,"Right, right. But does he ever just, like, hand you code?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40824,Thanks for the tour. It was nice talking to you.,I guess I'll see you sometime.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40825,Put that thing away or you're going to get us all killed.,"Yes, your highness. I'll let you open it then. It won't be too long before they figure out what happened to us. This has turned into a brilliant escape!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40826,"Jim, you can't come here and pull that steamroller stuff. Your methods won't do here. This boy is a Senator, however it happened, he's a Senator. This is Washington.","Steamroller stuff, Joe? My methods don't go in Washington? They've done pretty well by now, haven't they?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40827,It's a really nice place you have. Is the rent high?,Take off your top.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40828,"You like him, don't you? Your voice changes.","I don't think it does. Anyway, he's indifferent to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40829,"Yeah, well my stereo player is broke. But I'm sure the record is OK.","Your stereo broke? God, I could hardly stand that. I live on music.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40830,"Sometimes we're forced to make hard decisions. I'd like for us to stay together, Craig. You know, platonically, if that's possible. I truly value our friendship.","I feel that somehow my parents never prepared me to make this particular decision. Not that I blame them. How could they know? Today's world is so complicated. No. I have to go away now. I'm sorry, Lotte. I'm so sorry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40831,Let's get the kids.,"Oh my God, the sitter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40832,"They lured me out for a bathe, then they dunked me'n trussed me up like a hog and turned me in for the bounty.",I shoulda guessed it - typical womanly behavior. Just lucky we left before they came for us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40833,"This is a whole different ball game, Erin. A much bigger deal.",Kinda like David and what's-his-name?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40834,I am going back very shortly after we finish this hearing - I am going to have some lunch.,"Can I make a statement? If you request me to go back to Washington with you right now, that is if you want to hear further testimony from me, can you do that? Can you take me with you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40835,You make me nervous! I always feel like you're going out of your way to make me feel uncomfortable so you can laugh at me!,That's just the way I am!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40836,I checked all the zoos. No missing animals. You think a pitbull?,Maybe. What about all those hairs they found on his body?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40837,I'm not leaving without that tape.,"Don't push me, Frank. I might lose my temper and send it out just for spite.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40838,I spent a week in Morocco for the story. It was incredible.,We'll have to pick up a copy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40839,"In the meantime, you said we were gonna have some fun. So let's have some!","Thelma, I'm gonna hit the little girls' room, and then we gotta hit the road.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40840,We just got a bomb threat upstairs.,"Alright, let's check it out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40841,"Fate worse than death! Well, it's been real, boss, but I gotta go buff up my resumé. ANYBODY HERE NEED A FIGMENT?",Fine! Don't put yourself out. I'll go to the land of Death alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40842,I told you to cut down on the sugar.,"I can't help it. I'm just weak, I guess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40843,"That's history, Fletch. You owe us nine hundred and eighteen dollars.",Wait a minute! Our problems might be solved.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40844,They're Bavarian Death style pretzels.,"Oh. Um, would it be terrible if I wanted to go home early?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40845,It makes me so mad. Steven Schwimmer ready to strike. The exterminating angel.,It's all worked out. They'll lose tonight. Then they'll lose tomorrow. I see it with stunning clarity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40846,Beth? Now you've got Beth killing people?,Catherine Tramell. It's part of her game.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40847,Are those stories true?,"I don't remember. ""Cinderella Man!"" What do they mean by that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40848,"Because of what you are going to tell him. You have to make it as real as you can. The moment you open the door with the Scotch in your hand, you will be covered, and that moment is the most important moment in the plan.","If it's real enough, he'll believe it, because deep down he'll want to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40849,This is great. After everything we've been through we've got eight hundred euros and an autographed baseball.,The baseball is mine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40850,"I keep my mouth pretty much shut, but I don't like hitting.",I guess I had it coming. Let's call it settled.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40851,Twenty-four isn't young. I'd already been goin' out with him ten years when we got married. I've never been with anybody but Darryl.,"Well, if you don't mind me sayin' so, he sounds like a real asshole.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40852,"All this, this is a woman's version of what you would like.",It was a long time ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40853,"After the revolution, the Paris cemeteries overflowed. They dug up all the old bodies and brought them here. Seven million people. Mostly very poor.",Pretty stylish digs for a bunch of paupers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40854,I put myself at life and limb. Surely that's worth a few louis.,"If only these coins purchased your other talents, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40855,"Look, it was a screw-up, alright? They weren't supposed to find anything. We thought that camp was empty.",This mission was a scam from the word go?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40856,"The younger men have no respect. Things are changing; I don't know what will happen. Michael, because of the wedding, people now know your name.",Is that why there are more men on the walls?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40857,No hemoglobin left. Their metabolisms are too fast. They burn out. That's why they're having to feed so often. Their systems are self destructing.,"If that's true, what about Nomak? He's been alive longer than the others.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40858,"Elle, believe me, I never expected to be doing this, but I think it's the right thing to do.",How can it be the right thing if we're not together?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40859,"Here's your document, Sonny.",Yeah - it looks real official.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40860,There's no time. There are civilians in there. It's about to go down.,We don't know that for sure. We'll have to wait until they move.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40861,I've booked you a flight and packed you a bag. You just need to get into a car and go.,Would you leave us alone right now?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40862,"He's sitting in the fourth booth down, on the left hand side, with his back to us. He's wearing a navy jacket. If you turn around, you can see part of his right elbow.",Is he looking at us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40863,"There's a part of a Scotch castle over there, but we haven't bothered to unwrap it.",I wonder how they put all those pieces together?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40864,It's a long road that has no turning.,"That's for sure, Frank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40865,I'll pay for you. Even though you owe me money. We have to do something with the money I earn. I need to. I deserve it. You can just think of it as winning the lottery.,Fantastic. The Girlfriend Lottery.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40866,Listen to what I'm saying. The militia's arriving to quarantine the city. Most of us are getting out while we still can.,"You'll be leaving then. Just as well. You never were cut out for this, Henry. Goodbye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40867,I sleep with my spats on.,Quit kidding. You did that vulcanizing job on Toothpick Charlie - and we know it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40868,I didn't have to pee then.,My apartment's just such a mess.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40869,You like to work alone. I've heard that about you.,"I've heard of you, too. You were in 124 with Bargamian.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40870,S.A.C. Darius Michaud never tried or intended to defuse the bomb.,He just let it explode.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40871,"Oh, you-you have to be artificially relaxed before we can go to bed?","Well, what's the difference, anyway?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40872,I just graduated from M.I.T. in engineering. That's when John McCay hired me.,He hired you to build this place ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40873,"Boss, Oswald impersonators? Sounds like James Bond now.","Al, you can't tell a mink from a coonskin unless you see the fur up close. Goddamn, Sam! If we don't start reading between the lines here! Y'all gotta start thinking on a different level - like the CIA does. We're through the looking glass. Here white is black and black is white.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40874,I never knew a girl that could play.,My Mom says she doesn't know where I come from 'cause I act different.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40875,There's some kind of cellular breakdown. It's completely edematous.,And there's been no autopsy performed. There's no Y incision here; no internal exam.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40876,The order of seating at the Upper Servant's table is arranged personally by the Queen herself.,"That's a tautology lad. If you say the Queen arranges something, you've no need to say she's done it personally. That's understood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40877,Wait a minute. This is the woman I love. What's going on? Who was loaded?,Don't worry. She's just a fan for my literary output.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40878,"Tell me the settlement is right there! RIDDICK, PLEASE!",We can't make it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40879,We're supposed to go to the lake.,I know. What can I do? He is the boss.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40880,"Mom, lots of people are separated and divorced.",Not from the guy with the lowest prices in town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40881,We've got to do something. We've got to turn around.,"We can see them, they can see us. We run, they chase.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40882,I was jealous. Of course I was hurt. He switched me off like a little toy he was finished playing with. But I didn't kill him.,I'm a practical woman Mr. Dulaney. Killing Andrew wasn't in my best interest. As it is I'm out of a job and I'm not in his will.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40883,"I don't know. Eight months ago I stop hearing from my people. No explanation, just silence. So I stay and I wait like I was told. Soon I'm in so far, they'd kill me if I left. Now every day I get farther and farther away from what I was. I'm like you said, a criminal.","I'm busted up for you, but Jesus, what the hell are you doing? Those people almost drowned on that boat and you didn't lift a finger.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40884,I'm at a payphone in Vegas. What's up?,Vegas! Can you hightail it back here by three o'clock?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40885,We ain't married no more.,He says that to all his wives.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40886,Is this your first job?,Really? Is the food that bad?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40887,"Chief, it's me. Listen carefully. I need for the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy to mass produce video copies of every Hollywood movie ever made featuring a positive Jewish protagonist as its lead.","You mean you want us to make copies of Yentl, Fiddler On The Roof, and Chaim Potok's The Chosen?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40888,I can't very well leave without a pair of water wings.,Okay. Then get set for the story of my life -- not that it would ever make the best-seller list.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40889,Nothing. I just didn't realize what it would be like to come back to the old studio. I had no idea how I'd missed it.,"We've missed you too, dear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40890,I wish the game still had fights so I could bitch-slap Wayne.,This version doesn't have fighting?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40891,You think it's smart to tell him we're French?,I think he's already figured that out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40892,What's the match gag?,"Take some matches, see? And a cigarette, see? Tuck the cigarette in like this, see? Now the cigarette keeps burning like a fuse, see?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40893,"Dr. Lester, it's been really fascinating, but I'm afraid I have to get home to my wife now.","Wife, huh? I'd love to meet her, Craig.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40894,I'll never get over it.,"Yes, you will. You Theater people always do. Nothing is forever in the Theater. Love or hate, success or failure - whatever it is, it's here, it flares up and burns hot - and then it's gone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40895,Always joking. Always making wisecrackers!,Wisecrackers? Where did he pick up his English? In a pretzel factory?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40896,The good lord works in mysterious ways.,He sure as heck does that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40897,Ay me! Sad hours seem long. Was that my father that went hence so fast?,It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40898,"Let me get it clear, Veronica. You want yourself a sweet homeboy for this T.V. show so you can show everybody what a loose, Martin Luther Cosby-lovng place Westerburg is.",Something like that. Will you do it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40899,You never eat when you're despondent.,I switched that around when you weren't looking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40900,I couldn't sleep last night.,"I'm supposed to be mad at you, but I'm not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40901,Will Alexander be joining us soon?,I very much doubt that he will.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40902,Bobby? Are you all right?,I busted my leg!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40903,"Yes. Mr. San Pedro Sula spoke yesterday to his son, Archibald Leach San Pedro Sula, who is named after Cary Grant, and he told them there was a shooting.","Teddy Roosevelt, one of the local shrimp boat captains is in jail now. These people are friends of mine, so I must return and find out what happened.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40904,"We can't, we're on a hunger strike.",A hunger strike? For what?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40905,Well. What do you want to do? You want to steal one or just drive your car?,I'll just drive my car.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40906,"You're lucky then, you can't see the veins on that guy's biceps.","Actually, he's a really nice guy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40907,Luis is a despicable twit.,"Yes, Luis is a despicable twit. I hate him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40908,"Can I ask you something? You only had one crew on the date rape piece, right?",Yes. You're not going to stick around for the farewell party?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40909,You must be very proud of what you and your mother have created.,It's a little early to celebrate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40910,"Hey, I know this is a strange thing to say, but maybe Diane Court really likes Lloyd.","If you were Diane Court, would you honestly fall for Lloyd?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40911,"If the Western Woods are truly the Devil's Glen, we will see for ourselves.",Father said witches live there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40912,"If you're asking me if I'm passionate about what I do, the answer is yes. Without passion, nothing moves us. What's your passion?",That's a very personal question.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40913,Right now? We've got finals tomorrow.,"If we don't go now, it won't happen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40914,First take your glass and examine the wine against the light. You're looking at color and clarity.,What color is it supposed to be?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40915,I didn't think you'd know I went missing.,You didn't think someone from your office would call and tell me you wrecked the entire building and threatened people with a baseball bat?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40916,"Alright, Beth, do that thing you did before.",How about I just press the button?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40917,You fit another Chanel suit in here?,Something better. Open it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40918,"You look wonderful, kid; really wonderful. That doctor did some job on your face.","You look good, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40919,"And the second you left there, we started getting calls to the * ghost numbers. They were checking out the Renquist front.",Okay. Let's step up the surveillance on her. Put on two more guys.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40920,You haven't touched didn't touch anything. We're stopping. We've stopped.,I must've touched something. This happens all the time. It must be my fault. Machines hate me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40921,"I was the Yoni Yum feminine-hygiene Dew girl from 1965 to 1970, but got laid off.",So now you're bummin' around?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40922,Just bought this beautiful antique Ouija.,Please. That's all I need.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40923,What's wrong with your hand?,"Don't try to suck up to me! It's a little late for that. I'm a freak! Look at it, it's been rendered useless.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40924,"Listen. I feel pretty strange here. Because Mark really likes you, and he's my friend.","He's my friend, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40925,"Actually of course I won't operate, I don't do major surgery. Dr. Hardy will operate and of course he'll be guided by your wishes in this respect.","Let him be guided not by my wishes and not by Rose's wishes, although I am sure they are identical. Let him be guided by the wishes of the creative power of life itself, because that is what has spoken through me tonight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40926,"Paul, you know who this is?","Yes, Colonel Monsieur Xavier, the Minister of Finance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40927,"Well, just a skiff. Disposable, really.","Like an emergency life-raft, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40928,"Mark in the Morning! Magic 96.7! Oh my God! I'm Karla. Karla Wilson. Jules, it's Mark in the Morning.","Well, Karla, what're you doin' at home over the long fourth weekend?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40929,"There's something dangerously wrong with this ship, Elaine. I know its the wiring. That toilet's just the tip of the iceberg.","Ted, a toilet's not going to kill anyone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40930,I'm a little hesitant to say.,"The witness need not be hesitant to say anything before this committee, as long as it's the truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40931,"Look I gotta get going, shouldn't you have met Katka?",Is it gone four-thirty?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40932,This is a very dangerous man.,I'm a dangerous man. You're not gonna ruin my massage because of some midget in a house coat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40933,I'll be away a lot.,You're with me even when you're away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40934,"She's got bondage burns on her wrists. There's blow all over the room, Moore looks like he went at it with a mountain lion. This room looks like the Manson Family stayed here a month. Micheal goes down, we all go down.",I'm not going to ruin my life over a dead whore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40935,We don't have time to fart.,"We're losing pressure at 280 liters a second and our oxygen tanks are cracked. In three minutes, our atmosphere will be gone. We are fucking dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40936,You fuckin' guys. You ruined me. I'm fuckin' done. Permanent package boy.,Who says that? You could take credit on it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40937,Maybe it's being polished or something. Maybe they're cleaning it.,"Cleaning a rock, Otis? Jot it down. As soon as we're back, he feeds the pets.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40938,I don't get the point of me writing a suicide note when we'll just be shooting them with blanks.,Get crucial. We won't be using blanks this time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40939,"You've has an experience that you don't want to talk about. An unhappy marriage, for example.",I wouldn't make you talk about it. My job is the death of Marry Mitchell. Why can't you give me your confidence?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40940,You're better than candy.,I'm serious. It's gonna be hard to get enough.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40941,Being alone with you has always done this to me. You know that.,"For a celebrated bounder, that is an awful admission. Besides, I never knew that any female could do this to you .",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40942,Rex just had a massive coronary. In the middle of a business meeting. He's dead.,"I'm sorry to hear that. But you weren't close, were you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40943,"I'm telling you, you don't want to be running that fan like it is.",What about running number two by itself?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40944,"Well, he's the steakhead of the night, then.",I don't think the fire people can touch him out there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40945,"Oy vey, I'm stuffed.",I don't think I could eat another latke if you paid me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40946,You put your disease in me. your semen. it's hot and full of disease.,"There's no disease, I can tell you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40947,"Good to be aboard, gentlemen.","Captain Oveur, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40948,I can't just walk in and take my clothes off. It's embarrasskin.,"Guess you don't want to see the greatest show on earth. And in Detroit no less. Well, take care, chief.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40949,What did it matter if FedEx was five minutes late one day? The next day we just start over again.,"It matters. We do the best we can, that's all we have.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40950,They don't care - just as long as you wear skirts. It's like waving a red flat in front of a bull.,"I'm tired of being a flag. I want to be a bull again. Lets get out of here, Joe. Let's blow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40951,I don't give a gerbil's ass how you got 'em! I can't print this surreal garbage!,You print pictures of Bigfoot!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40952,"Pinta, do you have a pencil?","I go to school, don't I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40953,"I need to tell you something, and I'm not sure how.",You can tell me anything. Do you want to postpone the wedding? Is it too much pressure?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40954,"Well, here we are.",You two from the Poliakoff Agency?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40955,Land sales out of escrow are always recorded within the week.,Then these are all new owners?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40956,I don't know yet. I'm going to talk with Dargus and Nicolet today. Do what you suggested. Offer to help and see what happens.,What I meant was have a lawyer do the negotiating for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40957,What? No! Do we come off like paranoid yuppies or something?,"Well, you don't just invite a random pregnant teenager into your house and leave her unsupervised. I could be a total klepto, for all you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40958,"I saw it. Gee, look at that thing swing, will you? Do you think it never stops?",No. It's perpetual motion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40959,"Ah, yes, you're the new boy from next door, ha ha! My name's Lime. Harvey Lime. Welcome to Expediting.",Ah. Would you mind if I borrowed your computer console?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40960,We should head Northeast.,Northeast? That's away from the Hummer; further into Iraqi.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40961,"Oh, that noise! Yes, he certainly did.",We moved rooms because of him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40962,Let's just say I'm freelancing and leave it at that.,Whoever sent you knew what they were doing. You and Yorgi are practically twins. Two nihilistic fashion victims who make a lot of noise but don't say much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40963,"Don't worry, we got the wallet. What happened? He get ya with the knife?",Give it to me! Please. I gotta know it's all there!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40964,"Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?",What's she done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40965,"Look, man. She didn't know anything about shirts.","No, I'm not saying her. I'm just saying, I don't know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40966,You ever own a motorcycle?,You're right! We'll take a trip. A trip is what we'll take. I don't want to talk about motorcycles. I don't want to talk about tits. Go home!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40967,My back is killing me.,Where's your elastic brace?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40968,Look. All I want is a haircut. I'm not worried about this guy.,"Ever since he started reviewing the Broadway theater, nobody in this business has been worried about anything else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40969,"Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme.","Yes, some of the time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40970,Hello. Thank you for having me and my irresponsible child over to your home.,Oh no. Thank you. Come on in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40971,"I told you, the octopus is made of rubber. This is a piece o' cake.","Ed, you said you were getting permission.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40972,Mom. Are you ok?,"Wendy, of course. I'm sorry. You must think I'm ripe to be checked into Silver Meadows.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40973,"You're getting too cool for me, J.D. I don't know how to talk to you.","Our relationship's moving fast, I know, but I have real, real respect for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40974,"Mr. Smith, I've read some of your plays and I'd like an autograph.","Well, well! If it isn't my old friend! Turn around, gal! Let's get a look at you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40975,"Geez, Agent Desmond, it's three-thirty in the morning. Where are we going to sleep?",We're not. You and I are going to get some food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40976,I think Cancer's make the best lovers. My whole family are air signs.,He shoots dope too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40977,He is totally crunching on you.,Do I want to be crunched?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40978,I had a good time tonight.,I haven't had a bingo partner in ages.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40979,"You're here a while, what's wrong with a bank?",They report it to the IRS.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40980,"Hello, my name is John Merrick. I am very pleased to meet you!","It's only a physical problem. He has trouble with certain sounds because of the constrictive deformity of the mouth. But he can talk, and has a great eagerness to make contact with people who will let him. So if you have any difficulty understanding what he is saying, just tell me and I'll make it clear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40981,Can we go fly over Central Park?,"Next time. Tonight, I want to share the most beautiful thing I could possibly imagine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40982,"What are we gonna do? I'm cold. I can't move, I'm so cold.",Can you feel that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40983,Pumpkin you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York.,I know. Stop it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40984,"Mallory, what did you think of Mickey's plan? Did you think it would work?","It wasn't 'till we got on the ground floor that I totally realized they weren't gonna shoot unless we shot first. When we got out of the stairwell, I remember thinking, 'Oh my God. This might work.' But Mickey knew it would work all along. There wasn't any doubt in his mind. It's not like there was and he just didn't show it. He knew it would work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40985,"Anybody ever call you ""Red""?","Yeah, but I don't like it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40986,You could always take it off.,"It's stuck, but thanks for the offer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40987,I nominated you as a possible candidate. You were Eduard's good friend. He read me some of your work.,I've hardly published enough for anyone to draw conclusions from.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40988,The chef cooked for you special; the dancers will kick your tongue out and you credit is good! Draw chips for all these people so they can play on the house.,Is my credit good enough to buy you out?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40989,"We're going to be patient. If we start flashing money around, buying fancy cars and fancy clothes, people are going to ask questions.","Well, we won't do any of that shit!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40990,"Wyatt, meet Fred White, he's town marshal.",Lotta law around here. Just met the Sheriff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40991,General Webb can burn in hell. We'll go back and dig our graves behind the ramparts! Our mission is to fight.,Death and honor are sometimes thought to be the same. Today I have learned that they are not.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40992,It's imperative that you get that truck moving.,Just cover me. It was built to move.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40993,"Okay, number 23's full.",Let's get it out of here and bring in a new one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40994,"That's a doozy of a dream, son.","It was so real, Dad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_40995,Yes. It was a black day. One of my disciple's took the crystal and became a Sith Lord. It was a black day. The few crystals that remain are in the possession of the Sith Lords on Alderaan. That's how they've become so powerful.,Do the Sith know the ways of the Force?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40996,Your wife a Lakers fan?,I am. I'm a fan of everything that's L.A. I love it out here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40997,You will live. Survive.,Then they were right. I am evil. This is God's punishment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40998,"You're in a lot of trouble, Mrs. Tasker, so I suggest you cooperate. If we want to know the most intimate details of your life, you'd better tell us.",My husband is a good man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_40999,I'll give you fifty cents.,Fifty cents? Sweet job like that worth at least a buck.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41000,Is that Snoopy? In the purple doo rag?,"What's he do now, tell fortunes?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41001,"I miss you, Annie.",I know. We miss you too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41002,"Grandma, look at me!","I see you! Riding pretty high, ain't you? Look out you don't fall off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41003,Did you bag any geese on this trip?,I believe the boys got a couple.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41004,Why do I always have to sit in back?,"It's just the way things are, kiddo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41005,How does it happen cars are running?,Automobile ignitions are insulated.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41006,"Hey, play that demo again, man. Alright.","Oh, man. Wow. I was never into football, you know?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41007,"Oh, Grandmama, why do you have to go back to Paris?",It's where I've made my home but I do have something for you . . .,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41008,"Is that bug juice, or are you just glad to see me?",Sorry. I'm still getting the hang of this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41009,"You want fair pay, make hamburger for Mickey D. Otherwise, please to sign.",Not bad for dragging a leaky tub half way to Russia.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41010,"Oh yes. Hollis was the best department head the city's ever had. My goodness, what happened to your nose?",I cut myself shaving.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41011,How are you gonna make it without your shoes?,I suspect it will hurt a lot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41012,"I maintain an apartment in Venice, at your disposal.","Oh, well. That's good. Thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41013,"Hey, what is this? You got black soap?",It's for my complexion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41014,"Geez, I forgot how heavy these things are.","Okay, let's heat 'em up!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41015,That's right. I was raised very strictly. So don't speak before you are spoken to!,Oh! And don't wave your hands about!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41016,We still love you. Sisters forever!,"Thank you. I love you, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41017,"Travis, I never ever met anybody like you before.",I can believe that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41018,"Can we have a hot dog, please, medium rare, and a cup of joe?",You guys are thrashed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41019,Great game. Red Sox are winning.,They're always winning. Until they lose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41020,Valentine Peel. I see you've gone back to using your original face.,The last one you'll ever see.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41021,"So, Buzz was stooling for you guys.","You call it stooling, we call it cooperating. Breeze looks under Theo's car.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41022,"Come on, Bruce. This is what I do for a living.",I'd say this goes a little beyond taking your work home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41023,"Mmmm, I love the smell of a woman.",My step-father's going to tear you apart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41024,"Okay, I'm a witness, but how do you prove who's right?",There's only one way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41025,Oh yeah? Why don't we start by taking this thing off my ankle? The poison needles?,"On come on, X. Did you really think we were that barbaric?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41026,"Hi, hon. How's it going?","Great. Look, I'm at the hotel and I still have an awful lot to go through. I don't think I can get home before nine or ten.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41027,"You look good, Bunny. It's nice to see you.","Thanks. I like it when you say that, Sam.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41028,I can't believe you just rolled a joint in here.,"Hey, man, what happened with that old guy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41029,Those are my breasts.,Can I feel 'em?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41030,Too hot in the lighthouse?,Too hot tor those two? I can't believe it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41031,Remember - he's your date for tonight. So smile.,"Come on, you can do better than that. Give him teeth - the whole personality.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41032,It's so damn quiet out there.,It was like that yesterday.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41033,He said Death has a design. Even before he said that I had been seeing patterns.,As in flannels and plaids?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41034,"Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join our number at the Round Table?","My liege, I am honored.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41035,Hello. Nice to meet you. Please call me Peggy. I'm Peggy Bodell now.,Where's Charlie? I was in town about a year ago and caught one of his commercials. Really made me laugh.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41036,"Oh no, I would have done that. But I would have made sure I killed them, too.",I want them arrested and hanged!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41037,"Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move. I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.",Of course Woody ain't worried! He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41038,He wrote some beautiful piano sonatas.,That was something. I'm Ed Crane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41039,Are you trying to tell me Terry is too?,I'm not trying to tell you he's Little Lord Fauntleroy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41040,"Look, if you can get them to finish it by Friday, you and your friends can do the opening performance that night.",Can we charge admission?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41041,"Oh, the girl at the piano?","Yes. She has read your books and has a profound admiration for you, as have we all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41042,"Why, how in the hell are we going to set up a cafe?",I'll rig up something don't worry - Do you think I could bash through with that little hammer?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41043,Puking on yourself in midair is not a good death.,"Look, the more you think about it, the harder it is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41044,"Aw, they've gone crazy. You can't reason with a mob.","No. You can't reason with anyone else when you're in a jam. We pleaded with you to keep liquid, but you wouldn't listen to us. You preached to us about faith and a lot of other rubbish. Now you want our help. You want us to throw a lot of cash into a bank that you've wrecked. All right. There's one way you can get it. Give us an option on your stock and resign as president.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41045,Thank you! I don't know how you did it but thank you.,"Don't thank us too fast, Viktor. You know what we have to do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41046,"I say hang the bastard out to dry, let her see him for the heel he is, then maybe she'll step to the all-girl team and let mama-licious ease her pain.","But, of course, there's nothing self- serving in that scenario.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41047,He cut along the side of his stomach. The love handle.,He must have left another puzzle piece.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41048,I'M UPSIDE DOWN. I KNOW IT. I'M GONNA EJECT.,Look at the weather! They'll never find us! We're near out of fuel. Put it down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41049,I won't have to shoot those dogs. They will kill each other.,"You think so, huh, Stupid? Those dogs love each other.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41050,It ain't the truth. He shot hisself with a shotgun on purpose.,"Why did he do that, reckon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41051,"Maybe you should go, Alex.You'll meet someone wonderful.",For my life? At a discussion group? I think not.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41052,"They're used to people in trees, not in a clearing. It may be tight.","Not for me- I'm too bulky and it's your idea, you go up there. Take the others to the water tower for the night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41053,"Yeah, well I never wanted to get slaughtered much.","Well, most guys don't. I mean that's the point. You all mind if I take my vitamins?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41054,"I want this to be a marriage based on love, trust and community property. That's all I've ever wanted.","But Marylin, without this, you're completely exposed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41055,There is an emergency sending apparatus in the forward observation room.,"The only problem is, it's up there. We're down here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41056,"No, no, I don't want to go to bed. I want to be here for the party.",What are those people doing there? What do they want?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41057,"Cinderella Man! That's sensational, Babe! Sensational!","It took some high-powered acting, believe me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41058,I do not want your power. It is hideous.,"You know nothing of power, you foolish girl. You think power is a mighty sword, or a strong castle, or the paltry magic of an Emerald Seer. Power is none of these.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41059,"Dad, why are you dressed up to go to bingo?","Ahh, I just wanna look nice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41060,"I don't care, Dad. I love you.","I love you too, Francie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41061,Oh. Michael's 17 and Carolyn's 16.,Must be nice having kids.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41062,"You'd better know what you're doing, or this is going to get very messy.",Don't worry about a thing. I'll get us going.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41063,"I don't think I should have opened my big mouth. Sorry, Ho-Jon.","That's okay. Live a little, learn a little.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41064,"Because race has always been a sensitive issue in this country. Gary, I have no problem with people disagreeing with the show, it's when folks start trying to mess with my inherent right as an artist, that's when I get mad. No one, in any way, shape or form should be censored.",No matter how sexist or racist the material may be?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41065,"I looked for you in my closet tonight. It's crazy, I don't know where you came from but. I like you.",That's not crazy. I like you too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41066,"Yes, I do. Whatever's out there, I think is his response to us refusing to talk to him earlier.",Bullshit. What's out there isn't alien. It's an animal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41067,"OK. Well, I just really met my Dad for the first time three days ago. He was partially frozen for thirty years. I never knew him growing up. He comes back and now he wants me to take over the family business.",And how do you feel about that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41068,"If Leo comes here, he won't believe that I am out doing the ""Meals on Wheels"".","Don't worry, Shelly, I'll handle Leo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41069,"Sorry. I can't stand here feeing bad that I don't feel worse. This has happened at every station I ever worked for. Look, I think it's crazy for you to come in here tomorrow and start a new job. I have a week to get to my job. Let's get the hell away to some island fast and find out how we are together away from this.","Well, I just think that' an extraordinary proposal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41070,"I'm a director Sid, I direct. For example, Angelina over there, She's my partner. I can convince her to do anything. We've been dating since I met her in Woodsboro.","Oh my God, Angie Crick? From English class?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41071,I'm getting positively haggard. In a couple of years people will be describing me as well preserved.,I see out friend Larry Mitchell is with us again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41072,"For fuck's sake, Gloria There's a big news story out there! We need to get out and cover it.",We're not going outside the hotel grounds unless we have an armored car. That's the ground rules.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41073,"Joey, you walked through your window from one reality to another. You're stronger than you think.",Then tell me what to do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41074,It just occurred to me that I've never snuck through your bedroom window.,Now that it's out of your system.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41075,"I' m sure that was very awkward for Chutney. Much as it is for me, hearing you tell about it.",But I guess it wasn't enough for Brooke.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41076,"We must go on home, Jabez.","Yes, Mary. It's been a long day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41077,Don't talk about my wife.,I can talk about whoever the fuck I want! You won't even remember what I say! I can tell you that your wife was a fucking whore and we can still be friends!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41078,"Look. Maybe you'll grow up and we'll get it together, you and me. Maybe I'll never see either of you again. I don't know. All I know is that it's not a good time to be living here.","So, what, you haven't definitely decide to dump me? There's still a chance we'll get back together?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41079,"Tubbs, these people mean business.",I told you I'm not going anywhere! I got my whole life in this place! I'll just destroy the evidence and play dumb.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41080,I wish you wouldn't talk too much. We let a car get away.,What if nobody stops for us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41081,"I just don't see how someone, anyone, can appear that way and yet be involved in such total shit. How can you be so fucking, I don't know, cool about it?","Some guys are just born cool, I guess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41082,Yes. The scored all over the Kiersey Temperament Sorter just like you asked for.,Any of them hot?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41083,I was born in New York City if that'll help you any.,I understand you came here from Paris at the time of the occupation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41084,What do you want me to do? Pick up after five dogs? I'm eighty-three years old. God in his heaven understands that I cannot pick up after five dogs.,You have too many dogs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41085,"We can't just sit here. We've got to start moving, so pick.",You sure you want me too?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41086,You all sure are buying a lot of holy water for two people.,"Yeah, well we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41087,"Don't forget, when you get home, O.B.'s. They're created by a female gynecologist.","Yeah, an insane female gynecologist! Hayley, don't listen to her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41088,"Did you really steal a crippled kid's bicycle to make your deliveries, or is that just some bullshit story?","I didn't steal it, and he wasn't crippled.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41089,You want me to burn my book?,"I know this may be difficult for you, but it's for the best.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41090,"Sure it is. I think tonight Brady was ready to make a commitment. But now my future relationship, my engagement, my marriage, my children, your grandchildren, have all been wiped out because I have to baby sit tonight.",I'm sorry I ruined everything. If I wasn't here you could go out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41091,"Gee, Jeff, I thought you were gonna go take a piss, not join some alcoholic nudist colony.","No, no. I just got sick and tired of listening to that demo tape over and over again, you know? I mean, I felt like a fucking groupie, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41092,A new car. We can't afford a new car.,"Don't worry, it's just a seasonal slump.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41093,Do you have trouble with your boobs in the uniform?,You mean hiding them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41094,The captain wanted to land to see close and to get some things from Earth to take home. The police came and shot at us. One of the people from my ship was killed.,"Oh, that's terrible. I'm sorry. Was he a good friend?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41095,Then I know my alphabet.,From A to Z. All you have to do now is figure out what they mean put together in words.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41096,Well. There were a few documents that I somehow didn't get around to shredding. That I kept instead.,How come you didn't say anything when you found these things?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41097,I'm gonna be an acrobat when I grow up.,"Big deal, I can do that too. Thomas J, you got something!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41098,He has his wife's jewelry hidden in among his clothes over there.,You sure it belongs to his wife?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41099,"The wrong word, maybe. Delete that. And, you know, the dog barks incessantly.","And you know, he really does not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41100,I'm looking for a private island.,What are you running away from?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41101,I was just thinking about where I'm gonna stay. I lost the house. It's like waking up from a goddamn nightmare.,"You'll get over it. We've got a knockdown, airtight, motherfucker of a lawsuit against Sandra Van Ryan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41102,I didn't know you were coming.,I was in the neighborhood.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41103,The Good Lord works his revenge in strange ways.,"Yeah, you done said it. Revenge on US.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41104,You may do that in the privacy of your room.,Okay. I'll take a half hour.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41105,"Hope you have a good trip, George. Uncle Billy and I are going to miss you.","I'm going to miss you, too, Pop. What's the matter? You look tired.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41106,"Well. There's the Bible story. God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a hole there, place where there used to be something. and the women have that. Maybe a man isn't complete as a man without a woman.",But why would a man need more than one woman?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41107,"C'mon, Tom, pick up a job.",You want some bum in the bus terminal? We'll wait for a real call.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41108,I'm nervous. Malkovich is fighting me hard today.,Doesn't he know how important tonight is to us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41109,"Could I run a tube through that Wall, without harming Benes?","At this size, I would certainly think so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41110,'Cause I got a lot of wall space there.,I don't sell my work by the yard!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41111,"What do you want from my life, Salvy? He's my brother.",He ain't doin' the right thing. He's makin' beans compared to what he should be makin'. Can't you make him understand that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41112,Next week we work the park.,I gotta get back on top. Get off the sleaze detail.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41113,"You couldn't help yourself. I mean, when you're having a drink with one man, you can't just suddenly walk out on him because you have another date with another man. You did the only decent thing.",Don't be too sure. Just because I wear a uniform -- that doesn't make me a Girl Scout.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41114,That'll teach me to wear white after Labor Day.,Umm- I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41115,"Look, she walked out on her own child, right? That's desertion, right? Mr. Shaunessy, I'm telling you it's an open and shut case.","First, there's no such thing as an open and shut case. Especially where custody is involved. Got it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41116,"Oh, of course. Clayton. You finished your shower already?",Ten minutes ago. Didn't you hear me calling?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41117,I don't understand. Overman's too good a diver to disappear.,Have you checked the bars? The guy's irresponsible; he's done this before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41118,"Well, I can't get out and look, King. But I don't get a green light.",Maybe the warning system's out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41119,Jimmy didn't kill Leo. Why do you wanna do this?,"He tried to kill him twice before. That's a good place to start don't ya think? Leo was on the other side, wasn't he?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41120,Where's the Nuevo American Diner?,Ten miles back on the Texas side.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41121,Sometimes I wish you didn't live right across the street.,Shut up and let me in. You ever stand on a rose trellis in your bare feet?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41122,"Oh, lots. I don't know where they all are now. There used to be one standing over there.",Is it hard to get to be a Secret Service Man?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41123,"Now what. You gonna take your new arsenal, go visit Terry Valentine, just like that? Boom bam boom.","It's only insurance. Can't be too careful. This Terry Valentine, he's probably a wonderful fella. They were together how long?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41124,I feel like I'm being drawn and quartered. Like every part of me is being pushed and pulled and tugged in a different direction.,Eventually you'll let go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41125,"For Christ sakes. Spare me the speech. I've listened to it for a decade. The fact is that Michael Myers was a federal patient, and a federal prisoner therefore he is subject to federal law.",We're not talking about any ordinary prisoner Hoffman! We are talking about evil on two legs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41126,"If I wanted ta kill ya, I woulda done it long ago. It's not like you ain't given me reason.",I'm still the Boss of All the Bosses! And you'll do what I say!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41127,I think there's a Seven-Up in there.,"Anything stronger? Oh, probably not. Beer? You can drink beer, can't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41128,Remember when Mommy and Daddy got divorced?,And we all went through that together?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41129,"Tell me in sadness, who is that you love.","In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41130,I think we're making a lot of noise.,I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41131,"We're going to rope this banker tomorrow and you gotta at least look classy, if not be classy. You gotta do this thing and I don't even know if you can.",You're just going to have to trust me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41132,"Well, Rick, you're not only a sentimentalist, but you've become a patriot.","Maybe, but it seemed like a good time to start.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41133,"Well, it looks like we'll be getting our new school.",How come you all ain't sendin' them to the same school?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41134,Only myself and two other girls. One is a cello player in the opera and the other a street-car conductor.,Just three people in a room this size? Whew!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41135,I don't think it's counterfeit. Do you mind if I take a look at all your real bills to compare?,It's the scientific method. It's all the rage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41136,Did you check out the dragon mouth?,The Dark Prince is here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41137,"I wonder if I should invite my girlfriend over, too. I have a girlfriend now.",You can if you want.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41138,Do you ever look at those girls who work at Swenson's? They're beautiful. And I have to stand out here and watch them six nights a week.,You should work for yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41139,"Oh, I forgot. You haven't got your wings yet. Now look, I'll help you out. Concentrate. Begin to see something?","Why, yes. This is amazing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41140,I told him not to tease those bees. Did he get stung?,Maybe I should go over and yell at him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41141,I cut myself shaving.,You shave with your spats on?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41142,I saw the blood. It looks like motor oil.,You were the last one I saw just before the accident. Do you remember? We made love.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41143,It's your car. These are all your cars.,Some of them have to be automatics.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41144,"Hello, my friend. You in the Army, yes?",No. I just have short hair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41145,"Yo son, check this out.","Dog, you look hot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41146,Herr Mozart. What a surprise. What can I do for you?,Is my pupil still anxious to learn the art of music?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41147,"You know, Jimmy, you might as well put a sign on the back of this thing asking the cops to pull you over.","You mean, like to throw 'em off?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41148,She's left the room before. She always came back.,"So. I guess we just divorce our spouses, marry each other, and have this baby, right? Simple.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41149,"In the sequel, James, two lady scientists should make a monster. And our monster would be Gary Cooper.",I would've thought Mr. Leslie Howard would be more your line.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41150,"But Pappy, they's inter-grated.",Well I guess folks don't mind they's integrated.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41151,And he doesn't smoke?,"He has to find non-smoker's meetings that used to be almost impossible, you know? It's gotten much better.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41152,"Children, I know ALL there is to know about women.",What's the secret to making a woman happy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41153,"You're sure you won't sit down, Miss Stewart?","I'm fine standing, thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41154,How's your leg? I'll live. Where'd you leave Jessie?,Near Freedom Falls. She went for help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41155,I'm up twelve grand today.,From when? You left Vegas with four- fifty?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41156,Neil's still having a bad time at school. I feel terrible seeing him so upset all the time.,"He's made some friends, hasn't he?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41157,"The universe is a living creature, like you and me, Madmartigan.",We're a tiny version of all that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41158,"I can't yet vouch for the amount, unless you want me to sit here and count.","No, man, that's fine. Just put that you took delivery.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41159,No. The shades are still drawn in their apartment.,In this heat? They're up now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41160,Mantan right here is a gifted hoofer. He has educated feet.,Who are the other characters?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41161,I'm trying to quit.,I've got news for you. It's not working.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41162,All I can offer you is a Rufus over your head.,"Oh, Your Excellency, I don't know what to say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41163,I shall need a small plane.,"You're not venturing alone, surely.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41164,"Of course, you could return with us. Our society might find a place for you and your mate.",Sure. In a cage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41165,"What? It's nothing, the cast comes off in six weeks.",Of course it does. Obviously in denial. Maybe we can help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41166,Give a Hoot. Don't Pollute.,I'll give you a fucking hoot if you don't shut up back there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41167,I thought you were sixteen.,I was pretty much the same height now as I was then.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41168,Want to join me in some cartwheels?,No. I feel more like - yodeling.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41169,"It's okay if I sit closer? So I don't have to scream. Not that I don't need to scream sometimes, believe me. But I don't want to bug you if you're trying to write or something.","No, I mean, I don't know. I can't really think of much to say probably.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41170,"Well, think of it as playing a role. It's fantasy. You have to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.","Isn't that hard to keep up, in the long run?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41171,I put an ad on a computer bulletin board. I log on at the library so I can't be traced.,"Well, I've been tracking them down all morning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41172,"Of course it smells like fish. We're on the ocean. What'd you expect, Chanel number five?",Smells like tuna number two to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41173,"Uh well hey, let's take a look at the homosexual artifacts I dug up. Now, prepare to be a little disappointed.","We've got a Playgirl, a candy dish, a Joan Crawford post card, and lipstick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41174,I'm going to make you a nun's cake. It will make your mouth water.,You are spoiling me too much. I won't know what to do with myself when you've gone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41175,"Blake, I can handle that transplant!","We need someone with the right kind of experience, Lonnie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41176,"Yeah, this song's older than me, if you can believe that. I danced to it at my senior prom.","That's almost interesting, Mark. Who did you dance with?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41177,"Teddy Roosevelt, one of the local shrimp boat captains is in jail now. These people are friends of mine, so I must return and find out what happened.",This island of yours sounds like a kind of unpredictable place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41178,"I'd be really ungrateful, if I didn't like you, sir; you took me and my little girl in when I didn't know where to turn.","Yes, yes, but there's no need to bring that up. How far are you prepared to help me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41179,Why do I feel like I'm on a blind date?,They say love is blind. Do you think that's true?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41180,"Are you going to shoot us all, tough guy?",Is it worth it? A lot of witnesses here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41181,"Please, I must get out here.","Come on, you won't have to get near the water.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41182,I'm out here for you! You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you. It is an up-at-dawn pride-swallowing seige that I will never fully tell you about! Okay?! Help me help you help me help you.,"You're hanging by a very thin thread, dude. And I dig that about you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41183,Charley? I believe he was. Used to go for lodge meetings over to Laredo. What's he got to do with your body?,All it was wearing was a big old Masonic ring and a Rio County Sheriffs badge.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41184,You haven't smoked in two years.,"I'd like one of your cigarettes, please.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41185,The keeper of the files is still waiting for your final summation of the Erlanger claim.,I gave it to him yesterday.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41186,"It fizzled, baby. That's the way it goes. But we had our times, didn't we? It wasn't all bad.","A couple of moments, I'll grant you that. A second or two snatched from the jaws of eternity.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41187,You can't back out on me now. We need to be sure.,Sure of what? Who cares if this guy is devoid of faith or sleeps over a pentacle? Results are what Lareaux would want.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41188,But Mrs. Windham didn't have a gun?,"No, she'd stashed it by then.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41189,"Who is this guy, anyway?",A mortician. He seemed to know a hell of a lot more about death than he ever told us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41190,"Oh, I heard from her, I got a letter from her, she's fine. But there is some sad news.",What sad news? Did her cancer come back?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41191,It always seemed to me she was sort of lonely and unhappy.,I guess most people are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41192,"Well, if you find yourself getting tired, take a couple of these.",They perk me right up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41193,Does the yardman come today?,Of course. This afternoon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41194,"With all due respect, Mr. Secretary, we were not firing on the ship. Firing on a ship means attacking the ship. We were not attacking the ship. We were firing over it.","This was not the President's intention when he gave that order. What if the Soviets don't see the distention? What if they make the same mistake I just did? There will be no firing anything near ANY Soviet ships without my express permission, is that understood, Admiral?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41195,"It's as if you are saying the closer you get to evil, the less evil it becomes.","No, the less mystifying. Good and evil are only illusions. There is no such thing as evil with a capital ""E."" That suggests some third party bad guy pulling all the strings.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41196,"Did they say how long it would take to get new ration books, Grace?","Up to six weeks, I think.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41197,"You are a Hungarian; you served in the army, and left on account of weakness in the loins. He gambles a great deal, and wins. Do you know the cards well?","Only a very little, as soldiers do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41198,"Naw, I play for the Chocamunga Cracker Killers. You want tickets?","Okay, buddy. Don't send your entourage out here to do a 187 on me. It's just a certified mail delivery.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41199,I believe the beverage has provoked an emotional response.,Really? What do you feel?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41200,If you kill tonight and I'm in jail the police will know I'm innocent.,By that time the game will be over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41201,"Disorientation, nausea, migraines, hallucinations, insomnia, paranoia.",Like a New Year's Day hangover.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41202,We have a dead woman bleeding all over the bathroom. What options? Call the police.,"Call the police. Okay, that's one option.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41203,"He hits me on the planet Kriptarium, when I steal the buried treasure from the famous peanut butter factory.",In real life when does he hit you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41204,"Come on, Julie. Don't screw up. You have some real talent.",Just because someone died and made you king of the publishing world doesn't mean you're even one ounce smarter than you were a week ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41205,"Buckaroo, I've done an advanced spectrograph analysis on the specimen you pulled off the Jet Car drive shaft.",And there's a two-hundred-dollar deductible we have to eat on that crack in her windshield.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41206,"Oh, that's ok, a lot of men feel uncomfortable when they come in here.",A lot of men come in here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41207,Take my advice. And shoot that dog. Or let me.,Alright. Yes sir. Anything you say.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41208,"This is it, lover. You're stepping onto that stage a nobody and presto-change-o, you're coming back the greatest puppeteer the world has ever seen.",I'm nervous. Malkovich is fighting me hard today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41209,"Julie, we're talkin' suites! That'll be just fine with us.","And, while you're here, our marginally trained, off-season staff of five will attend to your every need.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41210,"He's got that SEGA Saturn CD, 64 bit, right?",Yeah. What would you think if we went there to live for a while?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41211,This can't be my last duty here. It will go on and on.,"I know what you're thinking, okay? You don't want to get in bed with this every night, but it's different now. You're retiring. In six days you're all the way gone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41212,"Well, George Viznick is in the grayest of gray areas in the sanity spectrum. Viznick is not psychotic. He's simply unable to submit to any higher authority.","Meaning, Viznick's a man who answers to no one. Not even God.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41213,Are you hungry? I have some nice raw kidney in the truck.,"Oh, I'm set, Sir. I'm set.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41214,"Good enough. And unless you like is messy, you'd better start taking us in groups to the bathroom.","Yes, you're right. It will be done.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41215,This place is built like a fortress.,Because that's what it is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41216,Right now it's on the balcony.,They wouldn't let me in so I had to get you out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41217,It's people with no lives watching other people's fake lives.,"That's right. So, if you know it, why are you in trouble?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41218,"Yeah, every guy you date winds up dead.",Except Mark of course.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41219,Can a vampire feel love?,"You loved your wife, surely.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41220,I am seventy-four years old.,What qualifies you as an expert in anesthetics?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41221,"Could I please just go home? I was lost, but this morning I found home and I promise not to bother any of you ever again.","Let's go talk first, Adam.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41222,Sprinkled a pinch of manure in there just before I rolled it.,Hmmm. This shit isn't bad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41223,This tie cost more than your entire wardrobe.,That's not sayin' much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41224,"I thought by giving away the sword, I could escape the Giang Hu world. But the cycle of bloodshed continues.",I wish there were something more I could do to help you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41225,"Hey, you don't have to appologize to me. I'm the one. I understand. I'm going to take a walk and dry off.",Are you sure? I really appreciate it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41226,"Wait! Before we enter, you need to know that my research has determined that Santa's compound is wired with the XP 2000 stereo type alarm system.",A stereo type alarm system?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41227,"Sorry to trouble you, Coco.",It's all right gorgeous. Something wrong?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41228,Lotte? Is that you?,"Yes, yes, sweetheart, yes!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41229,"Ronald, you don't know what you're talking about.",Don't know what I'm talking about? I know that you fucked Cecile.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41230,What is it? Has he fainted?,It looks like it. Smell those fumes?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41231,"Zander, you remember Johnny ? Zander and I are a flight team now.",Best in the Fleet !,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41232,What do you know about trilogies?,"You mean like, movie trilogies?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41233,"Sometimes it gets so I just don't know what I'm gonna do. I get some real crazy ideas, you know? Just go out and do somethin.","The taxi life, you mean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41234,"Yes, that's the truth. But I was pushed into that fountain, and that's the truth, too.",Sure. Do you really know Annie Hayworth?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41235,"You're a grungy little phoenix, you know that? Keep up the good work.",You ain't seen nothing yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41236,"He kept a recording of all such transactions in order to keep track of who's who, what was said, what's happening. I contacted your local coroner, and he found it taped to his back.",That's news to me. So it's over at Jesse's office?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41237,"You gotta. You gotta stay alive. You know what they were trying to do here. You got the pigs dead to rights. It's like Huey said, you're more important than any of us.",We'll all get out of here together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41238,What's happening to me? Why am I getting so much weaker?,Because your body can only take so much of what they're putting you through.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41239,I like to expand my horizons.,I got fined for selling cigarettes to a minor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41240,"They're tracking us Topside. Once they see where we're going, I'm sure they'll take every precaution.","Let's hope they realize the danger. Captain, I'll give you a new compass heading.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41241,So you weren't interested in music at all?,"Yeah, sure. More so then than I am now. That's life though, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41242,"Edward, these women here, I don't think any of'm like the guys they're with. They're just into it for the money.",I'm sure that's true for some of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41243,You just wait until I finish here. I've got to dust these ships for your Dad.,Will you come soon?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41244,And then you got up and you told them to turn the plane around.,Which they did. Let me finish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41245,I'm trying to think. When did you start looking so terrible? You look awful.,"I can tell you the year, the day, the night, the minute.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41246,It's shorter than our practice runway.,They'll turn the ship into the wind before we launch. That'll help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41247,"Oh, this is fantastic. So all we have to do is kill this Moffit guy and we get all the money!","No. No. That's not it. We don't kill him. We don't kill anybody. But I like the way you're thinking. You're focused and you're trying to follow. No, what we need to do is start a fake Special Needs class.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41248,My wife found a bird in the back seat of her car once.,"Didn't know how he got in there. Had a broken leg, turned out. Just fluttering all around there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41249,"You didn't tell him your name, did ya?","I told him my first name, and where I'm from.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41250,"Admiral, if we go by the book, like Lieutenant Saavik, hours could seem like days.","I read you, Captain. Let's have it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41251,"Listen, stupe - no butter and no pastry. We're on a diet!",Not there - that's the emergency brake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41252,I've got to finish this chapter anyway.,Okay. I wish you could come.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41253,I don't know why the fuck we're having a party. The damn job's not over yet.,"Well, this isn't really a party per se.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41254,This is a heisted car!,"It's the truth, I swear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41255,Who said there was a girl for you? I was talking about a girl for me. Don't you want your aphid beer?,I can't help it. I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature. Call me crazy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41256,"I didn't say that, but since you did, let's say that you are. It would have been easy to set Shelly up. You could have got him killed knowing that Caesar would bring the money to the apartment.","All you would need to keep yourself clean would be someone unconnected, someone like me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41257,"I'm really sorry that I hurt you, Brian.","I'm happy here, where I'm supposed to be. But if you ever become a Catholic, may I ask you a favor, Maggie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41258,Sorry to wake you.,I wasn't sleeping. You OK?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41259,"You don't like it, but you eat that shit. He eats it.","Damn skippy. He like it, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41260,We've declared a curfew. Everyone else is at first positions.,All prop cars accounted for?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41261,"Jake, is that you?","What the hell did you do, move all the furniture?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41262,I walk this way to school with Tommy Tammisimo.,He your best buddy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41263,I'd have gotten you some cream but it meant buying a whole pint.,"Why, you don't have to apologize, Mr. Warne. You'll never know how much I appreciate all this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41264,"Then there was Jerry, the actor.","Look at you, you-you're such a clown.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41265,Then the Tooth Fairy named the book in the part Lecktor tore out.,Right. What about sweating Lecktor?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41266,I hope I didn't disturb you.,"I hope so, too, Mr. Kint. Can I get you something to drink?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41267,I have this theory that we're inadvertently creating new species as a direct result of what we've done to nature.,And you think this creature is one of them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41268,"Hello, Schwartz. I saw your show.",Did you see the reviews?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41269,"Greetings, my lady, the green wood is honored.","Oh, Jack, you are a wild man to use me so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41270,How many different girls? Didn't we already have this discussion once?,We might have; I don't remember. How many?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41271,You never know. You may someday dine at the White House with the president.,If we still have one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41272,"Hi there, little brother.",Say hi to Paul.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41273,Good. I've always said you were wasting your time in the underwear department.,"Well, it's a living. But I'm excited about this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41274,On the show I talk to the computer and repeat what it says. So that's what they built.,"C'mon, we're wanted up on the command deck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41275,I'm going into the movie business.,What're you talking about? You wanna be a movie star?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41276,We're not always as good at things as we'd like.,"Yeah, but I was really not good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41277,"Officer, I killed those people last night.","You did, did you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41278,"I always had chickens, ducks and whatnots.","Not anymore, not in the city.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41279,"Oh, go feel up your hamsters! I hear rodents put out.","You know, dear, I think the pantyhose is a wonderful idea, but the next time you come up with something, please don't stay out all night. Just tell us. We'll believe you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41280,"Fine. I mean, it's not like I was doubting you, it's just that I know puppetry is a skill that takes a long time to acquire.",Fine. I'm not mad. Let's just drop it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41281,"Greetings, gents. So let's hear this week's sad story.","They jerked my wheels, d'you believe it? I mean it's outrageous, the computer errors the banks are making lately. Have you noticed?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41282,"Really, why? Sorry, I'm completely lost.","I know. I'm lost, too. I'm going to be stuck in the basement, aren't I, that's my, that's my -- terrible and alone and dark -- and I've lied about who I am, and where I am, and so nobody can ever find me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41283,I'm hungry too. We gotta get some food after this.,"God help us, he's hungry too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41284,"For Christ's sake, Jacko, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Have you written that name down? Reynolds, at the Golden Lion.","All right, dad. Yes, I'll call him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41285,My boss tells me I have to do more suggestive selling.,"Well, it's tempting, but no thanks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41286,It's all right. He's young. Just hold out your hand a little lower so he can get the smell of you.,Oh yes. I forgot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41287,"Naw, man. I just told you, I'm comfortable. I ain't about to walk into that roach motel and get uncomfortable. You bring your ass out here.",I'm in my underwear.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41288,I warned you Civil Defense people to be ready if you have to evacuate.,I just came to tell you - everyone has been alerted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41289,"Yeah, but we have an audit here, I just have to know that these vehicles you're financing with this money, that they really exist.","Yah, well, they exist all right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41290,Why were you snooping in my office?,Oh. I liked you. I was checking you out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41291,"Wow, that must be pretty nice there.","Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's, you know, it's a bed and hot water.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41292,I'm leaving you Jake.,"Sure, what else is new?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41293,"I may run out of money, but you have already run out of bread. Two years is a long time for your comrades to wait.",I see. You have calculated in terms of hunger.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41294,It throws the entire Death list out of whack. And a new list has to be rewritten from scratch. We all start over with a clean slate.,"It sounds all well and good, but what if we're wrong?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41295,We can change our names.,We can live in a hacienda.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41296,It was just a joke. I was pushing the arrow. I wanted to get to the next question. I wanted to find out who was gonna win the Series.,Are you saying you just made the whole thing up? The guy never even existed?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41297,Welcome to the party. It's so nice to see all of you here.,"Hey, that's Dad's throne! How did Adrian get that? Is Dad okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41298,You demand to be served. A fork fetishist.,It's just fuel to me. I'm not there for distractions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41299,"You're rich as Roosevelt. You're just cheap, Cosmo.",I won't pay for nothing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41300,You straightened my brother out?,"Hell, he was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time. Players couldn't get a drink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41301,You betcha. There ought to be some reward money from Mama. Say ten thousand bucks worth.,"I told you boys I'm no escape artist, but for the first time, I like the odds. Because now I got me a decoy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41302,"Anouk isn't like a dog, really. More like a small person. So is there anyone here for me? No one looks new. Who's that?",You don't want that. It's married and it's the neighbor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41303,"See the pull of a book like Twenty Chefs, is not who I put in. It's who I leave out.",Which is everyone you couldn't get in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41304,"What are you talking about, it's purring like a kitty.",I thought you said what's-her-name's brother was going to fix it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41305,"I'm not touchy, I just, it's a Silly question, that's all. Am I Happy? Are you happy?","Of course, I'm always happy. Unless I'm bored. That blonde Woman, is that your wife?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41306,"Think about what you're doing, Shinzon. Are you ready to plunge the entire quadrant into war to satisfy your own personal demons?",It amazes me how little you know yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41307,"Sweetheart, you know we can't go home, there might be a war.","Geoffrey, you do so love putting on a disguise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41308,My clothes have always been perfectly serviceable.,"Well, you're on my turf now. You're just gonna have to trust me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41309,"I'm Luke Starkiller, guardian of the Bendu.","Oh, so you're a warrior then?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41310,You saying God give up? Nothing left for us but pour out our own blood?,I'm saying they came into my yard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41311,The cops didn't show up after the alarm went off. They didn't show till after Mr. Blonde started shooting everyone.,"As soon as I heard the alarm, I saw the cops.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41312,"You're a window rattler, son.","Well, that's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41313,It's only funny at Camp Birchwood at three in the morning at a tick hunt. It's not anymore.,You're right. It's not funny now. Maybe we both grew up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41314,I've been looking for you because I want to let you know what's been going on before you read about it in a gossip column.,We stranded five runners in the first two innings. This will come back to haunt us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41315,"Frida, listen to yourself. If I said I was a werewolf, would you believe me?",I don't know. You have to take Sammy. He's afraid of me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41316,"I won't be selling you this house, Mr. Bloom.",I see. I thank you for your time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41317,Just ran into a little trouble.,Another accident? You've really got to be more careful. Can I get you a drink?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41318,"Yeah, all in crates.","There's a part of a Scotch castle over there, but we haven't bothered to unwrap it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41319,Did the mescaline just kick in? Or was that Debbie Reynolds in a silver Afro wig?!,We wandered into a fucking time capsule!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41320,"I don't know. He bathed, now he is roaming the ship. He must be the only Engineer in Starfleet who does not go to Engineering!","Careful, Captain. That's a fifty gigawatt forcefield. I wouldn't want to see you get hurt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41321,"Bad news from America. Your brother, Santino. He has been killed.",Get the car. I'll be leaving in ten minutes. Where's Calo?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41322,Are you all set?,Yeah. Bus is all gassed up and ready to roll.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41323,You're so low! Look at that beautiful red meat. You haven't touched it.,Sorry. At least you've got a place to come back to. I don't have a place to come back to anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41324,"Okay look, I know you're tired, I know you're thirsty, but give it one more shot, you've just got to do a little more.","Do too much, I'll die.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41325,Look closely. That isn't writing. Those are grooves.,No. They don't represent a message. They aren't decorative at all. They have another purpose entirely.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41326,I want a helicopter to take us to Mexico.,"That's not going to happen, Dennis. They won't give you a helicopter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41327,What do we use for defense?,We're a habitat. Not a castle. The only defense we have is High Voltage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41328,I'd work backstage or something?,Or something. They're doing a play for the holidays.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41329,What the fuck is she doing?! She was supposed to be here three hours ago!,"Uh, do you mind if I wait? I really need to talk to her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41330,So you were stealing their honey. They should have killed you.,Come now. So much anger for such a little crime? Are you sure there is nothing else troubling you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41331,"Look, you tell me to take pictures, I take pictures.","Let me explain something to you, Walsh. This business requires a certain finesse.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41332,"Cecile, we just made out in the middle of Central Park. You can trust me.",I do like him. I can't stop thinking about him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41333,"Thanks. Dorothy Vallens. Okay, goodluck. Three minutes, no sooner.","Alright. Good luck, yourself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41334,In my case it's necessary. Too many taxi drivers write plays.,And too many of them are produced.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41335,That's what you've been doing all these years with every dame you could lay your hands on? Repressing your real self?,"But it's all over now, and I can't face it. Imagine if you found out you were one, you wouldn't like breaking the news to your wife. Well, I got the same problem multiplied.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41336,"Michael, you shouldn't be happy when someone else isn't feeling well.",Not even if they're a dork?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41337,"Well, well. Ho, ho, ho. You moonlighting at Macy's, Frank?","For the kids. Merry Christmas, you two. Don't forget. We leave the twenty-sixth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41338,"Hey, Mark. Is that you?",Damone! You come here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41339,There's a compass in the handle.,And a beat-to-shit AK? Every twelve-year-old in Nam's got one of those.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41340,How about a roll in the hay?,"You can play with yourself, 'cause I'm going in the house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41341,I once read somewhere that one quarter of all the people in the United States have at least one relative who has lived in Brooklyn at one time or another.,No wonder it's such a screwed-up place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41342,"Well, it's authoritative and is overwhelmingly documented.","And it's bullshit. And if I'm right, are you going to put the Journal's reputation behind a story that's going to blow up in your face?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41343,Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.,It's okay. It was a long time ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41344,"Man, you play like a kokonut. You got to call him at least.",I know he's got a paira kings. He don't have to stick 'em in my ear.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41345,This thing works. We could go home right now.,I'm not ready yet. I gotta do this for a little while.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41346,I'm confused about a lot of things right now. Charlie's only one of them.,Is Charlie pressuring you to do things you don't think you should be doing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41347,Our room. I don't want to see him and he's not going to come knocking on your door.,Can you not be violent?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41348,"I have played a few times. Here and there. As a matter of fact, I was once a rehearsal pianist for a Las Vegas musical revue.","You don't call that music, though.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41349,You're all under arrest. Open up!,"Your attention, please. May I be the first to say, It's a raid!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41350,You don't even work on your stuff!,It doesn't matter how much you worked on them. It matters how much you can get for them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41351,"Like most editors, he really wants to be a writer, but he's too busy living a novel to bother writing one.",That sounds like a fancy excuse for being a shit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41352,I never joke about money.,Neither do I. A hundred bucks an hour though. That's pretty stiff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41353,I guess no one cares what I got a job.,Can we get a T.V.?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41354,I wonder how many of them will be at the orgy tonight?,"This isn't some 80's porno film, you dip shit. There are no wild sex orgies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41355,"I collect spores, molds and fungus.","Oh, that's very - unusual.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41356,"I can't hardly believe it. It's Working out just like you said, Wyatt. We're lootin' this burg Six ways through Sunday.","Pretty fun too, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41357,"Yeah. We all got caught. Shoplifting. Cuttin' school. Cuttin' up some bitch with a blade. So we gotta come here. So we'll be good, in the future. So we'll learn valuable lessons. And I learned mine. I will be incredibly good, I will never rip out nobody's nose-ring by accident ever again. Can I go now?","Yeah, you learned a whole lot, I can tell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41358,"I'm telling you, Coach wishes she was here instead of me.",Then prove her wrong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41359,I am a fighting man and I am married to the quest. That is enough.,And there is no maiden in the whole world who inspires you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41360,"Louis, are you pro-Vichy or Free French?",Serves me right for asking a direct question. The subject is closed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41361,He doesn't seem to be swimming. Is he swimming?,He's floating. Take it home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41362,"There's a tiny door in that empty office. It's a portal, Maxine. It takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes, then, after about fifteen minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike.",Sounds delightful. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41363,That's not what I call conclusive evidence of an abduction.,"If someone was waiting here in the hallway to spirit her away, wouldn't they have shut the door as quietly as possible?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41364,Who said anything about brooms?,"It's a saying, Mr. Bernstein. A new broom sweeps clean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41365,"Were you aware in 1984 or 1985 that there was a fatal disease out there, called AIDS, and that you could contract it through sexual activity?",It's impossible to know exactly when or how I was infected with HIV.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41366,A riddle without an answer is but an empty cup when you're thirsty for wine.,"Well spoke. True to the mark. And if it's wine you're wanting, it's wine we shall have.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41367,"No, I'm not all right. They got away. And we can't even follow them. They can get off the tracks anywhere they want.","Which is why we're heading to Houston, Texas. Home of the Loveless Steam Engine Works.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41368,They get some turnout for this stuff.,It's the best thing there is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41369,"If you're pausing for a ""thank you,"" give it up. So boss, you going to tell me what the crystal piece inside the pony means?","Way to go, Alfie! How many people did you break that thing in front of. Good help's hard to find.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41370,"Yeah? Well, listen, Ginger's over here at the Leaning Tower with me.",She's there with you? She's there with you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41371,Huh. You used to come to the club? I shouldn't have let you in. You must have only been about sixteen.,"What I mean is, I didn't mean you look young. You don't. You don't look old either. You look just as old as you are. A bit younger maybe, but not a lot. Not much. Just right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41372,Dr. Drossos will tell us. We will know what to do then.,I wonder if my editor's psychic? Reports from the Greek front are going to be a little vague.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41373,"David, now I know this may be hard for you, but I have to warn you.","Warn me? Will you get out of here, you meat loaf?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41374,"I talked a man back once. Three months later, we lost him. It's his decision. Only he knows.",He's the best you have. He's going Top Gun!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41375,"Call off the cat and I'll kill you, Veidt.","Before you do that, you might want to look at what I've been looking at.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41376,He told you he's failing in love with you? I've never known him to say those words before.,Really? I thought he said it all the time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41377,You're welcome to try. There he is.,It looks like he was washed the entire length of the runoff channel. Could he swim?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41378,Look what she did with the choir. She made us sing beautifully.,That should have tipped us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41379,I like pigeons. You send a bird five hundred miles away he won't stop for food or water until he's back in his own coop.,I wouldn't have thought you'd be so interested - in pigeons.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41380,"Let us give each other complete happiness, and let us be sure that as many times as we satisfy our desires, they will each time be born anew.",My husband has convinced me of the contrary.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41381,"For Christ's sake, they're kids.","We're not animals, but don't force us to be. Walk over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41382,I busted my leg!,Can you make it back up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41383,"I haven't much to offer, Mr. Romirez from Spain, but you're welcome to what's here.",Please go to no trouble.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41384,Did you look around the headboard?,"Jezzie, I can't see.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41385,"You've seen one naked breast, you've seem them all.","Which explains the continued success of ""Heaven"" for how many decades?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41386,You guys are playing music?,Juno just wanted a closer look at Kimber here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41387,"In this case, you have no sympathy for the fox, huh?","Not particularly. I understand the point of view of the hound, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41388,Oh no. I'm not tired at all.,We'll stop for just a moment. Then we'll do the Lacrimosa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41389,"Karen, say hello to Chili Palmer. Chili, this is Karen Flores.","Karen, it's a pleasure. How you doing?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41390,You want this in black chips.,"Sure, that'll be fine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41391,"Hello Bud, I'm Lisa, a friend of Gordon's.","Lisa. Gordon? Oh, Mr. Gekko. Sure. Would you, uh, like to come in?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41392,You are being in luck. Customers in same hotel. I let you have them at cut-rate price for 45 minutes.,Sold. 45 minutes. No problem.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41393,I was thinking tonight you could go have a look around Palmer's hotel room while I go check out Karen Flores' place. See if he hasn't stashed it somewhere.,And if we don't happen to find it under Palmer's mattress or inside Karen Flores' undie drawer? What then?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41394,"I'm eight. That means when I'm eighteen, you'll be 28. And when I'm 28, you'll only be 38.",You're pretty good at arithmetic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41395,Maybe he knows how to drink.,"You bet he knows how. You think that's a talent too, huh? Knowin' how to drink whisky? You think Minnesota Fats was born knowin' how to drink?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41396,"Ethan, I can understand you're very upset.","Kitteridge, you've never seen me very upset.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41397,"You got the wrong window again, man.","Oh. Sorry, Andrew. Valerie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41398,"Tuck that shirt in, David Lee.",You got two shirts on?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41399,"I mean, he took care of himself only too well. And that's why every badge back home wanted to nail him.","Excuse me, but I folded these things beautifully and I would appreciate a little respect. Jesus Christ!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41400,"Home, boys. Back to our farms.",Planting corn. Harvesting corn. Year after year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41401,She's the one person I could always count on. And she's saved me more times than she realizes. I owe her everything.,It's strikes me now I never told her that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41402,"Latin exam, Dad. It's Tuesday.","You're right! It's Tuesday already! By gosh, time flies, doesn't it?!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41403,You were going to Venice.,"Yes, what happened? I heard you were desperate to come. I was looking forward to rowing you around.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41404,"Shut up, you zombie!","I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41405,I must have felt some lump in his back when I bumped him. Most guns have a black or silver handle. I had a fifty-fifty shot at the color.,That's not what I witnessed David.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41406,You gonna climb that with one arm?,You're right. I better use two.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41407,"Oh, so you're that Anderson.",My parents wanted me here all along but my grades weren't good enough. I had to go to Balincrest to pull them up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41408,"Ms. Tramell, we'd like you to come downtown and answer some questions for us.",Are you arresting me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41409,Are you guys all right?,You could've killed us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41410,"Dear lad, what does winter bespeak but death? It is a time of mourning. This calamity is a curse. Something wondrous and beautiful has been taken from the world.",A unicorn's been slain. The last stallion in all the country.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41411,"Uhura, I thought you were on leave.",And I thought we were supposed to be going together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41412,"We had a few problems with the Law this morning. The Mayor promised the Jaycees to get tough on the rackets again, so he shut everybody down for a couple hours to make it look good. Nothing serious, it just put us a little behind for the day.","You been making your payoffs, haven't ya?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41413,Darth Vader is on this system. I can feel him. I can feel the Kiber Crystal.,Is that good or bad?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41414,"Well, I believe you have to fill out a form. There's a pad right around here.",No. I want my money back right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41415,You really don't need anyone?,"No, I think I need everyone! I love people. I want to meet them all! I just think there are too many out there saying ""This is mine."" or ""She's mine."" Too many lines have been drawn. World's breaking apart because of man's weakness for some testosterone conquests over territory and power and people. He wants control over what deep down he knows he has no control over whatsoever and it scares him silly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41416,"Isn't he marvelous? He cost me a bundle, that horse, but he's worth it. I tell you, if you'd played Don Giovanni here it would have been a great success. I'm not joking. These people aren't fools. You could do something marvelous for them.",I'd like to try them someday. I'm not sure I'd be much good at it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41417,"By five o'clock tonight, you'll never know anybody was ever here.","Just like a ghost ship, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41418,I don't have a date. I don't want a date.,And you blame me. It's because we never talk. Let's talk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41419,They even killed the galley chief.,"This one looks like a Steward. They're not warm, but rigor hasn't set in. This didn't happen all that long ago, Jim.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41420,Luke Trumbo? We never met. But I'd like to think I know him.,Is that because you were masquerading as Luke Trumbo while you were in Lawson?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41421,"Ginger, I've been watching you all night. You've been stealing from me.",Don't give me that shit. I want my money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41422,"I am sorry, Lhamo.","It is alright, Father.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41423,"Well, I didn't mean to electrocute him. But the whole operation was my idea.",It took six months of research. I did all the wiring myself. Switched AC to DC. Doubled the voltage. Shorted out the generator. The whole school was shut down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41424,"I just picked up some things for the night at the general store. You see, I hadn't planned on spending much time here.","Yes, I know. Did something unexpected crop up?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41425,You smell so good.,"You have to give yourself up, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41426,Slugdom. Sluggishness. Whatever you'd call it. I'm not there yet. I still have many human characteristics.,That's not necessarily a bad thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41427,So whoever did this now has our shotgun.,Doesn't look like it much matters.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41428,"I'm glad you feel that way, because I feel that way, too.","But you don't have hidden motives for feeling that way, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41429,"It's Dave Wilkie! I'm Dave Wilkie, don't you remember me?","Oh. Oh, God. Of course, Dave, how are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41430,Guess I know who wears the penis in this family.,"For God's sake, chain this convict.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41431,"Hey! Wait a minute, that's my last piece of gum.","No, no, I want you to have it, even if it's my last piece.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41432,"Two kids could've gotten into a fight, lost a couple of teeth.",Those are Suzie Toller's teeth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41433,These ladies was having themselves a discussion and you're interrupting it.,"You got about two seconds to get your paws off me, Tarzan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41434,"Yeah, I hit burn out mode back at that old stripper lady's place. Watching her dance around with those ratty-looking animals was ridiculous.","I know, that was some crazy shit. I never in a million years would have believed it if I hadn't seen it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41435,"Gee, I don't know, Crabs. I don't seem to remember you actually asking me if you could invite 200 people over to trash my living room.",Sometimes we have to improvise.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41436,"But, hey, maybe we can be friends.","Sure, that would be cool. Friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41437,I'm a credit card junkie. I went on a binge and my dad bailed me out. Now I'm trapped in his easy payment plan.,I bet you get to meet a lot of eligible bowlers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41438,"So they bartered room and board in exchange for housekeeping services, which was a good deal for all of them because then they didn't have to withhold tax and social security, which I'm not saying is right but it's just a story, so I guess it's all right. I can finish this later if you're tired.","You're really good with children, Louis. I can tell. Why don't you come here and sit with me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41439,I love the fact you brought Shakespeare with you and no clothes. Ermelinda says you wash the same shirt out every night. Is that true?,No! I've got more than one shirt!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41440,He's the pro from Dover and I'm the Ghost of Smokey Joe.,Save that crap for the rest of the clamdiggers back home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41441,That day in Brooklyn was the last day I remember really having a great time.,"Well, we never have any laughs anymore, is the problem.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41442,"I mean, I haven't even told anyone I've met you. Who would even know to do this?",Maybe it's true then. It's my voice on the tape.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41443,It's because there's nothing to be afraid of anymore. The world's about to end. I feel like I could save it.,You're full of yourself. What are you doing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41444,"We're having a wet bikini contest, and you just won.","It's okay, honey. Everything's going to be all right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41445,"You were scared, weren't you?","I was nervous, that's all! Where is the guy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41446,You're the only one missing a grenade.,Which anyone coulda taken out of my gear on the chopper. Were you watching your pack on the ride in?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41447,It's a pirate medallion.,It's a piece of the treasure of Isla de Muerta.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41448,"Sorry, Hildy. I didn't mean to be making love to another man's fiancee.","That's all right, Walter. It's as much my fault as yours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41449,"I'll get you the list of videos, if you don't mind, I'll offer the other passengers a beverage.","Yeah, sure. How much are they?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41450,"Hey, Cindy. Your friend needs help.","Actually, I just met her. This is Alex.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41451,"Only very rarely. You see, it would not be considered good manners to take a woman that another man wanted.",Suppose somebody wanted her so badly that he didn't give a hang if it was good manners or not?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41452,It's a pretty common place to look for food when you don't think you have any.,That wasn't in there before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41453,"You're a con man, and you blew it like a pimp. I didn't teach ya to be no pimp.",What's eatin' you? I've blown money before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41454,"Well, it's a lovely bedroom. What do you call that thing above the bed?","That's a canopy, John.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41455,Why don't I have Mickey thrown back into his cell and we can forget the whole thing?,"Chill out, Phill. Four deputies and you, I can live with that. We're about ready to go here, so let's get rid of these other assholes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41456,"You do a lot of real estate trading, Brandon?",Now and then. Mostly just for the fun of it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41457,"I was thinking of a line from an old poem: ""Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink."" All that space out there, and we're trapped in this ship.","That's the one about the albatross, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41458,I can't say I know Patrick all that well.,Oh dear. He wasn't friendly during the filming?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41459,"Well, State's got a good business school. And I can probably walk onto the lacrosse team. Green peppers?","Yeah. So wow, you've got it figured out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41460,"The very fact that we are talking about word association means we are in a space that was opened up by our practice of word association. The world is a hologram, Albert.","Yes, it's a great big psychedelic circus ride, isn't it, Cooper?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41461,I gotta figure a way to get across that goddamn border. Longer we fuck around El Paso our lives ain't worth a shit.,"Look, fuck the border. Let's just dig in and wait for things to cool down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41462,"I'll take the iced coffee. You only live once, right?","If you're lucky. Then again, it depends on what you call living.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41463,"You use the word ""fucking."" You're sexualizing things. Stop berating yourself. It's okay to have sex.",I'm supposed to put up with a fuckin' cat I'm allergic to cause your friend's got PMS?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41464,This letter was addressed to Superman care of me.,Superman gets mail here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41465,I like calling you David.,I like it too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41466,Wanna count your money?,"Actually, they can count it. I'd like to use the little boy's room.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41467,Leeches. A long list of leeches. It looks good like that.,Hmmm. And 'Parasites.' You seem to be a Primal Expressionist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41468,"That's a lollipop that, boy. The kid is only great.","And with ten percent of his future, you're great, too, Frank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41469,"Yeah, vibrations in the ground.","Yeah, well, I'm getting what I refer to scientifically as ""weird vibes."" every sensor I've got is giving me strange readings. I mean, the school has had these machines up here three years and they've never recorded anything like this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41470,"Sally, I have never considered you for this part because you are too old to play it. And you are out of touch with reality if you think differently.",It's a shit novel anyway.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41471,What's she done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!,You mean she bit you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41472,You are the dumbest person in the world.,Apparently I'm not as dumb as you thought I am.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41473,"Normally dressed, you are a sore thumb, and you endanger us all. While you are here, you will conduct yourself as a nun. Only I shall know who, and what, you truly are. You will not disrupt the convent. You will not influence the Sisters with your colorful street talk. You will draw no attention to yourself in any way.",But look at rites Look at this! I'm a nun! I'm invisible! I'm a penguin!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41474,"Merry Christmas, Irena. I brought you a present.","Oh, thank you, Amy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41475,It's obvious you're not a woman.,I've been aware of that for some time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41476,Brad! Have Mom or Dad seen this?,They're not home yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41477,There's a certain kind of wounded young man who uses his oddness to get laid. Is that our Steven?,"If I'm sleeping with him, and I haven't said I am, then so what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41478,"I'm sorry, Buddy. You seem really nice, but I'm just getting over a really bad relationship, and I'm not ready to start dating yet.","But, hey, maybe we can be friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41479,Don't tell me you started a tech firm here before us.,"No, no. Nothing like that. I work in a bank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41480,"Where is your courage, Comrade Buljanoff?",Are you the Buljanoff who fought on the barricades? And now you are afraid to take a room with a bath?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41481,"Well, we'll each probably want one - so let's make it five. Five should do it.",Okay. How much ammo you reckon you'll need?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41482,It's going to look beautiful when he turns out to be that animal who paid a visit to the Steadman's house.,This guy's not a murderer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41483,"I really want one. One large tub of popcorn, please, extra butter.","Andy, the theater's that way!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41484,You know that's probably not the best idea. I'll just wait to see them in the store.,Okay. Fine. Understood. I'm off then.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41485,"What a pair we are. We deserve each other, don't we?","We are a pair, and that's what counts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41486,"Actually, no. I feel a little out of place.",Neither of us really belongs here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41487,She's a Malaysian dream warden. She stands sentry while you sleep and calms your dreams. Need one?,Me? No. Only things that need calming in my dreams are the Rockettes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41488,I have to finish this for class.,"You got a vision, girl. Just like I got. Just like my momma had. And the good Lord didn't give you that vision just for painting pretty pictures. That's just wasted time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41489,"Colonel, imagine the utter chaos that would result from un-led armies having at each other. There must be gentlemen in command to lead and, when appropriate, restrain their men.","Restrain them from the targeting of civilians, including women and children?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41490,I hate fucking Springfield.,Is that where you're family lives?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41491,Wait a minute. This is the left one. He walks bad enough already.,"Oh, poor Dorothy. We may never see her again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41492,"Yeah, I haven't figured out the plot yet, but it's laid in a Siberian village.","You're a bit eccentric, aren't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41493,The commission don't decide how I spend my honeymoon.,"Hey, I ignore my wife too. But on our honeymoon I paid attention.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41494,I'm sure he did. We'll have to get new plates.,It's registered in my mother's name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41495,Harry's dreaming of a forty-million- dollar production he'll never get off the ground with a star he'll never sign. With or without my help.,"Harry told me Martin loves it, he flipped.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41496,He's moving his fingers!,Of course. He saw you moving yours.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41497,"I know you think my job is strange. You don't like old people, do you?",Me? Sure I do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41498,"Well, if anybody bothers you, you could just tell me cause I run this street.","I'd just tell my sister, Lena.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41499,"They hired you. You're like, a private detective?",That's exactly what I am.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41500,You don't exactly look like drug dealers.,Isn't that the point?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41501,"I drank like ten tons of Sunny Delight. Anyway, yeah. I'm pregnant. And you're shockingly cavalier.","Is this for real? Like for real, for real?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41502,I'll throw this out. Precautionary measure.,It stings a little.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41503,"Harry, you know everything.","You got to know everything, do everything, and be everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41504,"Yes, much too good a time. The place is to be closed.",But I have no excuse to close it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41505,"So we got two full mini-tanks, three minutes each. 'Cool? How much air in yours?",Maybe half. Not even.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41506,"Sometimes I can't tell at all, what's going through that head of yours.",And I really don't know your noises yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41507,"Oh, don't worry. I've already overlooked the fact your name's not actually on our guest list.","Well, I owe you one, don't I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41508,"Jesus, I gotta save all your asses. I help, we can do it in five minutes, man.",Okay. Let's go shopping.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41509,"Well, that key's not gonna work. I had to pop the lock. You didn't leave me the trunk key.","And you had to go into the trunk, didn't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41510,"Why, the directors are waiting for you in the board room.","Directors, eh? Long faces?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41511,Yeah. Some of my best friends are funny.,"Every time I think of it, I get a laugh, Diz.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41512,"Thanks for doing this, Ellen.","Go tuck yourself, Bill.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41513,"Okay, Mr. Van Dorn, I think we could knock that Pavonine blue a bit.",Are you sure it's all right?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41514,Why is my veggie burger the only burnt object on this grill?,Because I like to torture you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41515,Steve maybe you better get some wood for the fire.,"Would you, Mr. Phillips?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41516,Those are my breasts.,Can I feel 'em?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41517,I am Jack's Cold Sweat.,Does this sound strange to you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41518,I love you man.,"Alright, I love you too. Go to sleep.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41519,How many times have you been on an airplane?,I think maybe over a hundred.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41520,We don't even know where to start. What about these people? What do we do with them?,We'll have to let them go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41521,I ruin so many moments by analyzing them when I should just be living them.,Then why don't you start practicing and keep your mouth shut for a while?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41522,I am so sick and tired of apologizing and not knowing what I've done!,I'm sure you haven't done anything. Have some iced tea. How are the kids?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41523,"Hello, Sam, this is Dr. Marcia Fieldstone on Network America.",I'm probably not interested in whatever you're selling.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41524,I kissed my boyfriend's brother on television!,"Well, when you put it that way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41525,We need your help to overload the Gibson so we can kill the Da Vinci virus and download the worm program.,"She's rabid, but cute.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41526,"You know something, Mr. Fielding? You're dynamite!",You're a pretty hot little firecracker yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41527,"I love you, my little Leonitchka!","And I adore you, Ninotchua.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41528,I miss Tommi so much.,"So do I, believe me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41529,I polled my staff. The men say they'd hang around with him and the women say he's fuckable. And one of the men said he's fuckable.,I'm not sure about the entire concept.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41530,I think it's called silicon. Charlie told me that.,Silicon is from sand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41531,Listen to me. We got -- we got into bed with each other. But it was nothing. It was nothing at all. We might -- we might just as well have been shaking hands.,"Shaking hands. Well, that's not saying much for my wife, is it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41532,"Whoever wrote this needs somebody to take the fall. And that's Phreak, and that's Joey, and that's us. We've got to get the rest of the file, so we can find out where the money is going before the worm disappears, so we can find out WHO created it.","I know, I know who wrote it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41533,"Hello, I'm Candy Gulf.",How do you do. I'm Mrs. Chasen. Come in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41534,"Mr. Reuben, I swear to God, they were out of line.","Last time, maybe, with the Puerto Ricans, but these were nice Jewish boys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41535,"But I want you to do it, I want somebody who will ask the right questions and everything, somebody I can play to and feel safe because you can't do anything.","Ouch. Okay, I deserved that. Cynthia, don't you understand? After the first time it's just not spontaneous. There's no edge anymore. Look at the tapes, there is only one date on each label. I have never taped anyone twice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41536,"If they're only babies, then you pick 'em up.","Oh, all right. All right! It's all right. Here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41537,That kid is one horny retard.,"Christ, ain't they all. All them retards wanna do is fuck and eat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41538,Did you ever make a wish?,"Oh, lots of times.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41539,I had a visit from the British Embassy. They think I'm a stray soccer hooligan.,They ain't the only ones.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41540,Whoever sent you knew what they were doing. You and Yorgi are practically twins. Two nihilistic fashion victims who make a lot of noise but don't say much.,Don't judge a comic book by it's cover.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41541,"Oh no, really. She has her book.",I won't hear of it. None of us will.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41542,You don't make enough.,"Maybe I don't make as much money as some bullshit rip-off artists around here, but I don't work the same way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41543,What the fuck? Is he going to walk?,"He's going down, George. It's election year. We're not making any deals.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41544,The play's going to be really good.,I'm really glad you think so.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41545,This used to be my secretary's room.,I see. She must have been very happy here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41546,"Now, bomb, consider this next question, very carefully. What is your one purpose in life?","To explode, of course.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41547,"Keep that up, mister, and I'll find you in contempt.","Sorry, your Honor, but when somebody sets me up like that I can't resist.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41548,You should see little Montel play. Little Montel is the next Maradona.,"Maradona is a cokehead. Hand of God, my ass. We're wasting our time here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41549,"Listen, Mr. Lal, what do you call the Maharajah's wife?",His Highness has not yet taken a wife.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41550,Let's be happy that we're all alive.,And that's something we owe to Ninotchka.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41551,What? Of course I like Christine.,"You said she was shallow. Yeah, and a nouveau riche.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41552,How does that happen? You don't look Japanese.,Neither does he. He looks Vietnamese.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41553,Because Blackie Carson books the Park and whenever we've needed a gig he's come through.,"Oh. Well, for Blackie then.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41554,You should give it to someone with only one leg.,One leg! Like the Red Cross or something?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41555,Just get around so your lights are on the hatch.,"Check. Then I just hang with these guys, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41556,"Well, I didn't care for the club much. And, I must say, I didn't care for him either.","Well, he ain't gonna be around no more.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41557,What do you do with all this pudding?,That's not mine it's one of the guys that works here. That pudding's not mine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41558,"And after they set his nose, he came back for his truck and I offered to drive for him since he was still on pain-killers and we spent the whole afternoon together! He was unconscious for part of it, but it was really fun!",I'm so happy for you!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41559,Jack Foley. You've probably heard of me.,"Why, are you famous?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41560,You think I ought to just tell them thanks but no thanks? I don't want your silly billion dollar empire?,"That's a good start, yes. A very good start.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41561,My mother always told me I would summon my husband by playing the piano.,I liked it better when there were just the two of us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41562,"Of course not. If he hasn't already accidentally pelleted himself, I'm sure he's lost.","Yeah, but the game's not over until it's over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41563,"You'll be up to your armpits in meatballs, I'm flying them in from Sweden.",Is that like Luigi's?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41564,It's okay. I can peddle toilet paper.,"Sid, you don't have to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41565,"Who says I'm not going after what I want? My mother's thirty-nine years old and she still works in that factory. Every time I see her, I know exactly what I don't want.",My old lady swallowed a bottle of pills one day while I was at school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41566,We both auditioned for the Philharmonic. One cello position open.,Do we have to?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41567,"Bye, Daddy! Hope to see you again real soon.",What kind of daughterly smackeroo was that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41568,"Girls check in, but they don't check out.",Yeah. And they say smokin' is bad for your health.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41569,"I've been waiting for you, baby.",Is that cool? Just to leave her like that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41570,"You're really good friends with the Chancellor, aren't you?","Pretty good. I'm friends with Dr. Gaskell, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41571,My name is Carpenter and I'm a very earthy character living in a respectable boarding house.,I'm afraid I can't offer you any real protection. I have no influence in cases of inter-planetary conspiracy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41572,"There's your paint can. The next time you drink window cleaner, I'm just gonna leave it in ya.","C'mon, Rebecca, you wanted it. Now get up there. Ride it side-saddle if you have to -- like a horse. C'mon, now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41573,I would gladly accept the requirement of a bedtime in exchange for knowing what it is like to be a child.,Do machines ever play?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41574,That makes five days in a row that Mr. Hunsecker's cut you out of his column.,May I rent you out as an adding machine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41575,"I can't dude! We all took a sacred oath, and swore ourselves to secrecy!",It was the Terrance and Phllip movie!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41576,"Yeah, dangerous cult. Don't make eye contact or they might talk to you.",Don't we want them to talk to us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41577,That's the way a clock works. There's nothing wonderful about it. You merely feel you must put yourself in a romantic mood to add to your exhilaration.,I can't possibly think of a better reason.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41578,"Look, you heard what those hookers said. They were supposed to go to a bachelor party.",That doesn't mean it was Rick's party.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41579,Oh dear. I'll never work in this town again?,You know what I mean. Your reputation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41580,"You think my dad would have been like that if I knew him? You think he would have bought me a stadium, instead of teaching me how to play ball?",Your dad taught you everything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41581,"Buff, can you listen to me for a second?","Oh, and guess who showed up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41582,Come on. Pathos has it's perks.,"Remember, there's safety in numbers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41583,Comrades! Comrades! Don't let's give in so quickly. After all we have to uphold the prestige of Russia.,"All right, let's uphold it for another ten minutes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41584,The Vulcans should be out there right now. We need to break the warp barrier in the next five minutes if we're going to get their attention.,Bring the warp core on-line. I'll lay in a heading.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41585,"Until we know what new influences are affecting him, we can't be sure.","In other words, we collectively don't know shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41586,From now on. I'm just going to avoid all moving metal objects.,Great. Now your father gave me some deposit money for a nice pad on the Upper East Side. But I misplaced it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41587,"I never crash, Gus. That'd be embarrassing.",We back in Metropolis?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41588,"I know we're early, we're so early. Sorry.",You have to sign your taxes anyway.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41589,"It's always hard to see the young ones called home, especially on an exploding thresher. It's just so odd and gross.",You know that sometimes it's hard to understand God's great plan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41590,She must have been in a good mood when she said that. She usually calls me loud.,"She called you that, too. May I ask why you're here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41591,"I miss Murray, Harry.","Yeah, me too. He was a helluva good writer. And I would know. I discovered him. Made him what he was.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41592,Does this dog here belong to you?,"No, I've never seen him before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41593,"Brian, do you always have to be so stupid? Think about your future for once.",So now you suddenly care about my future?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41594,There's already gonna be talk about how people close to you keep falling into canyons.,"Well, can we make it one more. Nowhere the fuck near me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41595,Miss Lonely Hearts. At least that's something you'll never have to worry about.,Oh? You can see my apartment all the way up on 63rd street?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41596,"Howard the Jerk reneged on me. I've got to cover his loss to the tune of about seven grand! I'm tapped out man, American Express got a hit man looking for me.","Hey, things could be worse. It could've been my money. Let me help you out, rookie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41597,"Mrs. Dillon, your son was in some sort of accident. He's had an internal hemorrhage, he's bleeding to death inside.","Well, make it stop!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41598,Is your back still killing you?,I didn't think you'd come today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41599,"I mean, do you need to have surgery on it or what? Because those pills you're taking are for a lot of pain. And you're going through them quick.",Are you taking them still?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41600,"For a start, I wouldn't marry a man I wasn't in love with.",Why'd your mom marry that guy if she didn't love him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41601,"Yeah, we could hang out and smoke a dube, you know?",I don't smoke dubes and I don't really hang out. But I'll go back. Okay.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41602,"I could swear I had a '63 Chateau Latour in here. You haven't seen it, have you?",I doubt I'd recognize a '63 Chateau Latour if I was sitting on it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41603,I can get into the crawlspace from my closet and climb all over the house.,Can you get into the office?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41604,"Watch it, Heather. You could actually be digesting food.","Yeah, where's your urge to purge?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41605,"Oh, come on in and try not to ruin everything by being you.",Maybe we could live without the wise cracks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41606,You want to join the Harold Ryan Fan Club? Wear a pink jacket with a yellow streak up the back?,Do I have to? Who's the little girl?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41607,"It doesn't matter, 'cause they're not regular horses, they got wings, and it's no big deal if you fall, you just land in cloud.","That doesn't sound so bad, come on, we'll never find that streamer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41608,"My husband is a proud man, sir. He would be furious if he knew I'd come.",Then he didn't send you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41609,"But after all, you can't take blood from a stone.",We can take blood from anything - If it's comin' to us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41610,Doctor! What brings you here?,Just visiting my patient.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41611,I hate bishops. They're useless. I like knights.,They're worth less points.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41612,I still think he's responsible for the smear.,"Not that I'm convinced, but you'll never prove it in a million years. Steve, you'll do what you want, but it can't hurt; he offers you an olive branch - so today like olives!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41613,You were supposed to be reading words.,I was doin' both. Here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41614,"Oh, they'll stop, all right. It's a matter of knowing how to hail them.","You're an expert, I suppose.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41615,You almost sound like that guy from THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT CARRIE. Ben. Ben Damon.,Well ya got me. That's me. I'm Ben Damon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41616,I am mad at you! And at Landon! And the universe! And God! I don't even know where to put all my anger.,That's normal. God accepts your anger. He won't punish you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41617,"That's because we don't belong anywhere. You don't fit into your world, and I don't fit into mine. We're the outcasts of the universe.",Maybe. Or maybe it's the other people who don't belong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41618,"Jesus, she's jammin'. And she likes you. What else do you know about her?","Well, she does know a lot about wine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41619,You go after the princess. I am an old man and would be of little help. I must try to find the Crystal.,I'm not going alone!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41620,I wasn't sneaking around with your girl. Would you please tell him?,"You're too late, Toby. We're going to get in his fancy car and ride off and leave you behind.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41621,"Well, that's crazy. I don't know anybody who gets cremated.",My Jewish friend's grandmother did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41622,"They finally start the ground war, and where are we? Same place we've been since we got here. Securing freedom for the dirt.",Everybody's got a job to do. Figure it this way: At least you get to go home alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41623,Stop him! Stop him! A leg is stuck out and Alex goes down. The tramp swarm all over him.,They laughed at me blood and me moans. This murderous young pig is a prize specimen of the cowardly brutal young. He is in our midst and at our mercy. Give it to him. That's it. Old Tramps begin to beat at Alex.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41624,"That sounds dandy, but it doesn't replace a father and a husband on Easter Day.","It's going to get worse, honey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41625,What if every country legalized at the same time?,"Somehow, I don't see that happening.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41626,"I heard a very sad story about a girl who went to Bryn Mawr. She squealed on her roommate, and they found her strangled with her own brassiere.",Yes - you have to be very careful about picking a roommate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41627,"With your experience, you could always become an agent. Right, Harry?","Yeah, that's what we need. More agents.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41628,First I want to go on record as saying that my Susie was a virgin when she died.,"Ma'am, I'm sure she was.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41629,"There's only one problem, Tripp. We don't know his real name. We just made it up. In fact, we made the whole guy up.",No wonder he screwed us over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41630,Do you know that article is accurate? Caitlin's really getting married!,You know what I just watched?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41631,We've only got one suit.,I know! I know! But we better come up with something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41632,You already commissioned an opera from Mozart.,And the result satisfies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41633,Condom Boy is waiting for me in the cafeteria.,But the dance is in the gymnasium.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41634,"You're not afraid of the water, are you, Norman?","Isn't there a psychological term for that, Dr. Johnson?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41635,I'm a little cold.,You're a little boy and you like to be bad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41636,Babe Brother and his wife are taking advantage of a situation. I hate to be mean to people but picking Sunny up when they feel like it has to come to an end. Now I'm going to ask him how come he couldn't be at your birthday.,Don't bother the poor boy. It just takes some people a little longer to figure out who they are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41637,"So, it's back to the islands.","Yes. Mr. San Pedro Sula spoke yesterday to his son, Archibald Leach San Pedro Sula, who is named after Cary Grant, and he told them there was a shooting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41638,We're asking you to go to prison.,But I've never served a day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41639,Nobody said anything about hitting her! You're just going to take a few liberties with her.,"That's exactly what I said! I mean, a guy and his mother -- that's illegal, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41640,But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.,That's very comforting. But I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41641,"Do you really need this bed, lady?",How are you doing through there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41642,The lighthouse is a make-out spot.,Now I really want to see it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41643,Take yourself. You've slept with several women. Are you happier because of it?,How do you know I've been with several women?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41644,"Yup, you must be Harry? Sorry, I didn't know your father.","Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41645,I haven't time to argue. I'm a working girl.,And I'm a working man! We're a regular working-class tragedy!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41646,"So, if the party starts at eight, why are we first going to a bar at ten?",To get a drink before we meet the guys for a bite at eleven.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41647,"Okay, but I'll need you to help. Duke, will you take that belly back there? The Australian?",It's in pretty deep.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41648,"I dabble in pharmaceuticals, medical research. We've developed a type of sun-blocker using octyl salicylate, a few others things.","It's not very effective in direct sunlight, but it's a start. The goal, of course, is to be like you, ""the Day-walker"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41649,"You could have infected him, isn't that right?","Miguel has not been infected. As I said, we weren't aware of AIDS, then, or how it is spread.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41650,"Dude, how can you hate the environment?","'Cuz, dude, it's all sticky and airy and fragile and stuff. I fucking hate it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41651,"Well, Roy, if that's the way you feel, I won't badger you. Don't want to lose you as a salesman, too.","Oh, I'd like to stay on. Just keep everything the way it was.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41652,I'm not running for Mr. Popularity.,You seem a little hostile today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41653,You signed a non-disclosure agreement before you went to the island that expressly forbade you from discussing anything you saw. You violated that agreement.,You cost me my livelihood. That on which I relied to support my children.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41654,Bully? Are we talking about Gary Boyd? Or your dad.,When I was a kid? And he was moving us all over the place? I spent all my time writing stuff on Outpost 1.0. I thought Gary Boyd was the greatest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41655,"Yeah, that's right. You better get us a chest-cutter before there's trouble.",This outfit needs somebody who can find his way around the pulmonary anatomy when the bases are loaded.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41656,"Could you take her up right now, King? Other- wise we'll get kind of close to the fireball.","Sure, I'll take her up right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41657,This is where we're finding most of the hemorrhaging. The outer lining of the cerebral cortex.,Lemme guess. Would that be where the memories are stored?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41658,"I like you, Maude.","I like you, Harold. Come, I'll teach you to waltz.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41659,How stale last night's gaiety looks! It has the taste of a dead cigarette.,If you were encouraged to come here by our meeting last night I am afraid you misunderstood my attitude.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41660,"Well, I wish you'd stop criticizing and picking on her.","Forgive my crudity, darlin'. All I'm saying is that a girl who would wear clothes like that is going to get in trouble sooner or later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41661,Is it contagious? 'Cause everyone agrees my immune system's way down.,Maybe you'll catch it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41662,So why the hell was I hauled in and cavity searched tonight?,"It was the Feds. A truck load of guns gets snagged, Customs comes down on N.Y.P.D. for some answers - they come up with us. They're grabbing at straws. It's politics - nothing you can do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41663,The place is a mess.,I can't move to tidy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41664,Are you having an affair?,"Jesus Christ, where'd that come from? I have a late lunch by myself and now I'm fucking somebody?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41665,I was a musician.,Really? Did you play in a band?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41666,We must assume the machete was an intricate part of the game of hockey.,I'm thinking Rizzo was right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41667,That's not a burn.,It is. I did it cooking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41668,I couldn't believe it when Suzie called and said you were staying here. How have you been?,"Girl, do you still sing and dance?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41669,"Is that Doctor still up there, Brother.","Yeah, he's still up there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41670,Mainly I work out of Boston.,"Boston, huh? Did you get your degree up there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41671,You shouldn't go into another man's tent. It's inexcusable.,Her hands and feet were tied.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41672,"Alright, listen up! I want every man lined up out here in the yard on the double! Let's move it!",You heard what the man said! Move it!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41673,The thing that's so irritating is that now I'm so totally fierce when it comes to nudity clauses.,You actually have clauses in your contact about nudity?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41674,Claude. Here's to your new job down at the bank. I always knew you'd make something of yourself.,Know what I'm going to buy with my first pay check?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41675,Don't thank me. Do you recognize me without the lipstick?,So you washed it off!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41676,"It's not your decision and he's not your brother, Dignan.",That's right. I only have one vote. We'll go talk with Anthony and figure it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41677,I have paid the penalty. Now let's have some music.,Let's turn on the radio.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41678,"Are you licensed to broadcast, buddy?","Look, I don't really remember how this thing works.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41679,I don't see anybody in there but you.,I would appreciate a little space. Thank you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41680,One minute you people are children and the next you're getting tattooed.,Oh my God. Tom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41681,A job? I've never had a legit job in my life!,"Well, you're gonna start, if you hope to live through this. A square job and a quiet life. You start showing up at the track or the hot spots and Bobo's boys will be all over you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41682,"Well, I don't trust her. I never have.","She took our wedding photos, for chrissakes. You don't trust anyone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41683,"Well, you're the worst pirate I've ever heard of. You're a man who can be trusted, who can be counted on, and who can't betray his friends. What kind of pirate is that?","The worst. On the other hand, maybe I'm a man who can't pass up a chance for revenge against the black-hearted bastard who stole my ship and left me to die in the middle of the ocean -- twice! -- and who knows how to get what he wants. Now that's a great pirate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41684,Here's the story on that East 19th Street murder spree. Page one with a banner headline seems about right to me.,"It does, huh? Clark Kent, I'd like you to meet Lois Lane.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41685,"Mom, have you seen Woody?",Where was the last place you left him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41686,"I couldn't find anything. Everyone is packing up, they're leaving. Word is a space ship is heading this way.",We should leave too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41687,It was slow. Now it seems like everyone is having births at home.,What could have caused this? I just changed this damn thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41688,That was a long time ago.,It was. And it took your sister getting married to get you back here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41689,"What do you mean ""he didn't talk?"" You sat there for an hour?","No, he just sat there and counted the seconds until the session was over. It was pretty impressive, actually.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41690,Mr. Treves says that you are in the theatre. Do you live there?,"Oh no, Mr. Merrick. I just work there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41691,"Oh, yes, there've been a lot of them around here already. Strangest kind of people. Salesmen - politicians - moochers - all want something. I haven't had a minute to myself. Haven't seen Grant's Tomb yet.","Well, you see, your uncle didn't bother with that sort of thing. He left everything to us. He traveled most of the time, and enjoyed himself. You should do the same thing, Mr. Deeds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41692,"Say, who's been tying your ties lately? It looks rotten.","Gee Gallagher, do you look good! What are you doing to yourself?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41693,How long have you been running this place?,"How long is a piece of string? Too God damn long, that's how long.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41694,Turn that JUNGLE MUSIC off. We ain't in Africa.,Why it gotta be about jungle music and Africa?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41695,Why were you buying a coffin?,Because I'm planning on dying soon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41696,You've got one hell of a great body.,"Well, I understand. I know my behavior was poor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41697,I want that shark alive.,"So do I, love.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41698,"Your legs just sing grand opera when you move, don't they? It's not going to hurt forever, Paul, I promise you.",Will I be able to walk?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41699,I was looking in one of your magazines and saw that picture of the couple getting married at the Pyramids. Were you ever in Egypt?,"I was there for that shot, actually.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41700,"You did that for me, and on the last day of your holidays?","Well, for the baby, really.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41701,"There were at least three, maybe four. But a name that keeps coming up is this woman who lives in an apartment building very close to your house and also close to the field where you found the ear. There's also a business man over by the Franklin factory district that was questioned. and a musician. and some others.",Were all these people questioned this afternoon?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41702,"Look, I need to see him. I know where his room is. Just give me a pass. I won't be long. Ten minutes.",Our doctors are seen by appointment only.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41703,I hear you talkin' Clarence. We park our cars in the same garage.,Like that Merchant-Ivory clap-trap. All those assholes make are unwatchable movies from unreadable books.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41704,"Twins, Max. Sixteen-year-olds. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?","You're an actor, Max. You should be doing Shakespeare in the Park.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41705,You go wait in the car. Wait a minute.,"Take the keys, man. Listen to music.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41706,She's a girl of so many interests.,It's a pretty rare quality these days.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41707,It's been customized for sleeping capacity.,"Oh yes, I see. You must get asked this a lot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41708,Wait a minute. You been living with Debbie! Why do you want to get married?,Because I love her. What can I tell you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41709,"First, I plan to soil myself. Then, I plan to regroup and think about the next move. Any thoughts?","Sadly, no. Hold on! I always keep this on me just in case.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41710,Mr. Dokos says that your father missed his height envelope by six inches.,He wants the entire roof taken off and lowered.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41711,I'm trying to get you to stay for dinner. We're going to have a lot of roast left over.,I couldn't possibly. I have to get back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41712,You have an unusual hand.,I could have told you that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41713,Can you say that my name is Jack?,You want her to call you Jack?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41714,They made me put my hat back on.,"Oh, yeah. Scared the hell out of Skipper.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41715,It's all for you. I'm not hungry. Please go ahead.,You eat like a bird.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41716,"Andy, who is that guy?","I don't know his name. He's a friend of Dick Laurent's, I think.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41717,Big League pitchers don't use these.,They did when they were in the Carolina League.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41718,"Frances Farmer, contract player, six- month option.",Okay. Good tits. Can't we show them off a little more?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41719,"Brings back a lot of sweet memories, doesn't it? There's our old cash machine. And the dry cleaners we used to go to. And the old video store. We really had some good times, didn't we?",We definitely had a moment or two.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41720,Look at the stars.,Yes. They're old friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41721,I rest my case. He's a Jewish Nazi. He always was.,Whereas Avi's a Zionist Nazi.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41722,I own a comic book museum. It's called the Limited Edition.,For a second there I thought you were a fanatic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41723,But I love you. I'll love you forever.,"I'll love you, too, Charlie. I'll love you for twenty years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41724,"Oh God, I'm fucking nervous. I don't know if I'm ready for this, man.",Just relax. Have you hit the cash machine?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41725,I'm not sure if that will leave much on the plate.,"Well, let's see what we get.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41726,"We don't have a doctor, but we do have a nurse.","A nurse? Well, sure, a nurse is great. A nurse? Great.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41727,"We're warriors, not desk jockeys. We've got to be bold. You always want all your ducks lined up. But nothing's 100 percent. It's always 60-40, maybe 51-49. Hell, I'd take 40-60. Then roll the dice.",That's why you're a gambling man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41728,I had just hoped there would be more substance to the conversation.,I thought opening too quickly was a fatal mistake in chess.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41729,"If you were going to come back you wouldn't have taken me out tonight. You wouldn't have bought this dress. You're hustling me, Eddie. You've never stopped hustling me.","Now, I never hustled you. Even when I thought I was. You know it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41730,You really should be a caterer or something like you used to say.,Sure. In between all the other things I have to do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41731,He can't hold you Jesse. He's losing his grip - you can get out.,He'll die with me!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41732,You know who I am. You invited me.,I'm your son. And Laureen's son.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41733,I'm really starving; can we get some food before we go into the freezers?,I think that's a pretty reasonable request.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41734,You haven't said a word today about that garage. Or what I found there.,What should I say? You did fine work. We'll wait on the lab.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41735,"By the power vested in me, I herewith declare this elevator out of order. Shall we join the natives?",Why not? They seem friendly enough.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41736,"I got kicked out. Well, not exactly kicked out. I was asked to leave.",I guess there's probably a story behind that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41737,"Look, could you just open the door so I could talk without shouting?","I can't help you, Plank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41738,Do you have T.P.? T.P. for my bunghole?,We'll get you whatever you want. Get that other kid. We might need him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41739,He's a great chef.,He's weird. And I expect more from you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41740,"You guys are heartless, my bride picked this out.","Like I said, dazzling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41741,No. Every product contains one component. The elements react in combination. Hair spray won't do it. But hair spray and perfume and lipstick will. Untraceable. It's very elegant.,"I just can't absorb it all. This place, the equipment. What it must have cost. Why all the secrecy? Why do you wear the mask?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41742,"Well, I brung her something I know she likes.","Damn, Fred, you can't give away all those.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41743,This is your great invention? Would you wear those things?,Would they go over my girdle or under?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41744,"I need rice, beans, beer, and your best whiskey.","Beer yes, but no whiskey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41745,Would you mind keeping your voice down? I have guests.,"Oh, well we wouldn't want to disturb your guests, would we?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41746,Next week we'll be drinking piña coladas.,Hopefully this trip'll go a little smoother than the last one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41747,"I thought I'd be nervous, but you sure know how to make a girl feel relaxed, Teddy Bear.","I do? I mean, yeah, I do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41748,Do you care to tell me what Mrs. White-trash and her stupid daughter are doing in my house?,I'm just taking the poor girl under my wing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41749,We did it! We faced temptation and we did not bend!,Damn straight! Now there's nothing between us and Bixby but nothing!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41750,The episode we did on Mickey and Mallory was one of our most popular ones.,Did you ever do one on Wayne Gacy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41751,It's Esther. Santa's got her.,My Esther! Oh Mordechai.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41752,So it's off to London for a week? New York for a month? L.A Forever?,It was fucking '60 Minutes II'! I couldn't say no! I could've been the next Diane Sawyer!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41753,"You're working Daffy's block. He was going to break your kneecaps. Pick- pockets can be so bitchy sometimes. I told him you were with us, so that's two you owe me.",We have work. It pays a lot. Unless you figure on getting rich lifting wallets while old guys feel you up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41754,"Oh, oh, oh--I thought it was your apartment. You seemed at home here.",I'm a neighbor. I have the apartment across the hall. I have to go to the hospital now. An emergency.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41755,"I've taken pity on you, my angel. I heard your wish.","Oh. Well, thank you! How wonderful. Some people get all the luck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41756,Rose Rose has runned away!,She took off in the night!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41757,"Of course, his eagerness to leave his mother's womb also meant he was the one selected.",In competition with five other unwanted pregnancies - the casting of a show determined by an air date - he was the one who arrived on cue.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41758,You're not going to do a song while I'm here!,I don't want land.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41759,It's dark in there. PENELOPE And that's where he is!,I figure he ducked in one place and ducked out another.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41760,I apologize for that scene with my husband. You must have overheard.,"An occupational hazard, I'm afraid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41761,Are you busy after work ?,Just trying to get my apartment in order.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41762,"He's as big as Toscanini, maybe even bigger. In this neck of the woods, he's probably Bob Hope and Betty Grable rolled into one.","Jeez, and I never heard of him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41763,You get her those Vitamin E right away.,I got them right here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41764,"The sins were used in medieval sermons. There were seven cardinal virtues, and then seven deadly sins, created as a learning tool, because they distract from true worship.","Like in the Parson's Tale, and Dante.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41765,"You're not. We're level. Look at the instruments, we're okay!",They must be broken. I'm hanging in my straps! We're inverted!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41766,Please drink your coffee.,I will. You're terribly direct in your questions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41767,What's the chance of finding a nice mature guy once we get to Daytona?,How does a nice mature fuck sound?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41768,Do I hear a woman's voice?,I'm with two friends now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41769,"Bobby, this is a plumb gig. It's a bunch of young agents and it's at a restaurant. It's gonna be easy and we'll make a lot of money.",I don't like you working with Wendy. Why are you working with Wendy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41770,"I know what I did just now was crazy, but you got to understand how much I want that gold.","It's all right. I don't like it, but it's over now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41771,"Yeah, well, I've been around the bend a bit.",One of those days you feel like you been runnin' in circles and you ain't no closer to where you tryin' to get than when you started?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41772,How can we? We're broke.,We can get a job with another band. A male band.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41773,I can't find the bong anywhere. Can't you remember where you dropped it?,"I can't even remember what day it is, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41774,"Yes. I'm embarking on another bus- andótruck tour of ""Dracula."" Twelve cities in ten days, if that's conceivable.","You know, I saw you perform ""Dracula."" In Poughkeepsie, in 1938.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41775,I don't recollect ever being compared to a pistol before.,Please do. I'm a man who appreciates a good firearm.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41776,"He doesn't deserve your loyalty. More important, he's not worth you making threats against us.",Did I threaten anybody here? I stated a simple fact.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41777,What a lovely room you have here.,How many families live here with you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41778,"To everyone, I'm afraid. The Government controls are so restricting that the Medical Profession, as we know it, is being legislated out of existence.",Of course! By kid-lawyers!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41779,"Yeah, they're in the snow.","Are they polar bears, too?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41780,For the next hour and a half it's every dude for himself. Try to get at least one ticket and at 8:30 P.M. we'll meet over there.,Wait! I know how we can get in!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41781,Can you pick peaches?,We can pick anything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41782,Are you her boyfriend?,"You're Jimmy Gator, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41783,You phoned up Art Esparza's wife?,I followed her from the courthouse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41784,You forgot the Hula!,"Yes, of course, I'll do the Hula!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41785,I just have two more pen pals and then I'm done.,You don't have to finish tonight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41786,I'm afraid I'll faint.,"Whatever you do, don't do that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41787,"Yeah, along with most of your furniture and a lot of your personal possessions. This one took some work.",Thank you. Next time I want to break a lease I'll know who to call.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41788,"According to my sources, the world will end on February 14, in the year 2016.","Valentine's Day. That's got to be a bummer. Where did you get that date, Elaine?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41789,"Of course, you can see that lady over there, she is recording everything.",How do I know what's being said?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41790,I wanna go double or nothing on the next game.,Double or nothing? Are you fucking out of your mind?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41791,Because you wanted to give my wife back to me? Why should that mean anything to you?,You know why. You saw it the other night at the piano. You turned away from me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41792,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been two months since my last confession.",What sins have you to confess?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41793,Don't tell me you're naked back there.,Figure of speech. Could we go?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41794,I tried to kill my wife.,Don't you go to jail for that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41795,Cause I don't even know you.,"Yeah, and whose fault is that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41796,"They go back home to keep their families alive, stay into the spring to plant. Then, they start coming back to us.",Like flowers after the snow melts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41797,I was expecting someone else.,Guess it wasn't the pizza delivery guy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41798,No I don't. I don't take orders from smurfs.,How'd you like to have the biggest boobs in the world? Right now. I can do it if I get out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41799,"There's a one-drink minimum per show, I hope you saw the sign when you came in. Anyway, they're supposed to tell you.","Yes, I heard, and it's not a problem.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41800,"Polly told me to tell you there's a scout troop in Avril Bay doing the mile swim for their Merit Badges. I couldn't call them in, there's no phone out there.","Get out of there - take these back to the office and make up some 'Beach Closed' signs, and let Polly do the printing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41801,He's a colored man in chauffeur's uniform carrying a basket of fruit.,"I'll watch for him, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41802,"I've put extra men on, all along the way.",It's not enough! Are you certain she's not with King Westley?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41803,"Uh, how did this personality come about?",I was very charming.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41804,We shot a skunk.,We're lucky to be alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41805,Michael Myers has escaped from Ridgemont. He's here in Haddonfield.,That's impossible. Michael Myers is an invalid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41806,"Kimberly, it's a dance. It's a stupid dance with a bunch of stupid kids that I see every stupid day.","So, we're stupid now?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41807,The candelabras were my Gran's.,"Oh, Christ, don't start on ol' Gran or we'll leave you here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41808,But real. This is gritty. Like Cassavetes.,"Exactly. Why don't you leave the guns behind this time? Go in with only batons, brass knuckles, and numb-chucks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41809,I'm sorry. I don' t want dessert. I don't want promotion. I don't want anything.,"Don't be childish, Samuel. Of course you want something. You must have hopes, wishes, dreams.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41810,I came all the way here for that? To walk the lobby?,Yeah. And it might have even worked too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41811,"Rache, it may take time.","What's eight, ten years? Hell, you'll still be ambulatory. I think.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41812,"Colonel Jarrod, I'd like a twenty mile radio-silent perimeter put around this installation immediately.",And a hundred mile airspace.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41813,Great so all I have to do is fall in love? Like I haven't tried that for the past 24 years.,"""The female-cycle werewolf will only kill men and never kills someone she truly loves."" See I knew you never loved Mark.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41814,"Leonard, you offered to help when you saw what this guy did to me.",How do I know he did that to you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41815,"Thea, your choice is a very simple one. Either you want to claim him as your father, or you do not.",But one must love a father.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41816,A Runner gave it to me.,"And then you killed him, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41817,She's got my vote.,Right. We're gonna run. Get ready.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41818,"Listen, I'll be nearby so, if you need some help, or you get stuck again, don't be afraid to give me a call.","Thank you, Will. I'll do that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41819,I cut myself shaving.,You ought to be more careful. That must really smart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41820,Your app kind of blew mine out of the water.,We'll come up with the next big thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41821,Some people say you don't do much of anything when it comes to this case.,"I don't work for them, either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41822,"It is very difficult. Diego makes me a lot of money. If Diego goes so does the money. You were an excellent teacher, George. When the student has learned well, the teacher is no longer necessary. We must remember we have wives, friends, familia. Even familia that has not been born. But sometimes, we must forget as well. I am like you. I must teach the lesson. We want to teach the lesson. But we cannot. We must remember that life is the teacher.",You're saying life will take care of Diego?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41823,"Shot of vodka, please.",Thank you very much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41824,My father's the preacher.,"Oh yeah? Well, I guess you got no choice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41825,"You're moving away because it's going to blow up, isn't it!? It's going to blow up!","I said be cool, all right? Now be cool!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41826,Big weddings are so strange.,You keep saying that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41827,Well. I told my mother that we were to be married. And she got well. Right away.,I'm sure she did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41828,"Destiny took us apart, but I knew it would bring us back together.",Aha. Poet or philosopher?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41829,"I mean, Frank Marino was there to meet him, but so were the cops. This time they wanted to pinch him for some diamond burglary in Antwerp.","Oh, yes. Will you help me fold these, please?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41830,Oh I clear forget. You had a call from some woman in New York. She sounded pretty wound up.,"I don't any woman in New York. But from what I hear, most of them are wound up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41831,"Anyway, I think the mind is very flexible as far as time is concerned.","You mean like ""time flies""?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41832,"Which did you prefer, your banner or your sword?",I was forty times more fond of my banner than my sword.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41833,Do you think at the end of the movie when she's in the wheelchair they can still do it?,I always wondered about that too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41834,Look Ted. I'm cool with everything. You've long been dissatisfied with our mediocre little town. You've always had an itch for the good life. I'm happy for you. This couldn't happen to a nicer guy.,"But just for the record, my Mom is a kick-ass schoolteacher and my Dad is the best damn auto mechanic this side of the Himalayas. You seem to have forgotten they opened Nelson's FAMILY Market so they could build something permanent, a legacy, for us. Their kids.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41835,I'm sorry. Am I prying again?,You were prying before?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41836,"You shouldn't listen to her, she's a nervous old Nellie.",She thinks someone's trying to kill you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41837,So she gets rid of the asshole and is set for life in the same day.,You think so? Joyce says she's timid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41838,"Your calendar, your cell phone, your whoo pig sooey hat, some pictures of that ketch you wanted.",That about sums it up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41839,There's something wrong with every single place we look at! Why don't you just come right out and tell me you don't want to move in with me?!,Because you'll freak out and act like a total psycho about it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41840,"Anthony, we're on the run from the law here. Did you tell these people your real name?","No. I didn't. Dignan, they don't speak English.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41841,"Don't shoot me, I'm friendly. You can use that when you surrender.","How do you say ""Come here, baby. I'm horny."" I can use that now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41842,Superman? Has something happened to him?,Everyone's saying he's . . . dead. But I know that isn't true. I feel it in my heart. I think he just needs help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41843,Who do you think changed the parade route?,"Beats me. City officials. Secret Service. Dallas police. They did a dry run with Chief Curry a few days before. But they didn't bother running through Dealey. They stopped right there, said something like, ""and afterwards there's only the freeway,"" and went home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41844,"Hello, Pinback, are you there?","Yeah, Doolittle. What's up?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41845,"Oh I thought I'd steal the station wagon, drive up to a commune. Or set the house on fire. You know.",Just bundle up. It's supposed to freeze tonight. We'll see you in the morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41846,Has the Reverend called? Is he going to show?,Reverend Chickenwing called last night and said he wouldn't be able to attend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41847,"All right. I've done it. Now, are you satisfied?",Fine. And here's a kiss for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41848,"I went up to the courthouse and looked at the right of way documents for the rail bed. The railroad doesn't even need our land, they're just taking the land on both sides for as far as they can.",Damn. All that reading paid off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41849,"Leo's gonna need his hands, Cooch. He does quillwork.",I think Leo's retired from quillwork for the moment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41850,"Why should I call the police, huh? They don't so any good.","Well, you gotta call your wife then, you know, 'cause she kind of handles these heavy matters anyway, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41851,We need to rent a car and for that you need a credit card.,Why not just steal another one?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41852,"Once you are through, don't stop until you reach the river.","They will know you helped us, if we go this way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41853,I haven't even been thinking about sketching for weeks.,Stop staring. Do a vase.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41854,Here they come! The champion flock of the neighborhood.,"You don't mind yourself at all, do you. Joey used to race pigeons.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41855,I just wanted to make sure you were okay.,I'm fine. Just a few bruises.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41856,"Well, to tell you the truth, gentlemen, I've sworn off playing poker.","Why, you wouldn't quit when you're ahead, would you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41857,Have you received acknowledgements from every plane?,They're coming in now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41858,We don't know what might happen if we tried to kill it. At least right now it's keeping him alive.,"How about cutting it off? We can't pull it loose, but we can cut off everything but the bottom layer, where it's stuck to his face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41859,"The name's Rico, at my own father's grave, a man deserves some respect.",Respect shee-it! You even steal flowers for his grave.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41860,For not chopping off his head and serving it to me on a platter.,"Well, I would have, you know? I just didn't know how to cook it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41861,"I've tried to stay out of it. But it turns out that's not so easy, Sam. You've gone and got yourself this lawyer. Mitchell Stephens. You and Risa and Wendell and the Ottos.","So? I mean, lot's of folks have got lawyers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41862,"My dear Major, we are trying to cooperate with your government, but we cannot regulate the feelings of our people.","Captain Renault, are you entirely certain which side you're on?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41863,Please don't talk like that. You're upset. I'm not helping you. I'm sorry for what I did. I better go.,Go then. I can't let you put it in me now but I want you. I like you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41864,Look at that place. It's creepy.,"First you want me to ask for directions, then you don't. Which is it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41865,"Br-rrr, these sheets are like ice.","Oh, I'm sorry about that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41866,I've got a whole backpack full of clothes!,Someone stole my backpack.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41867,Thank you for at least sounding sincere.,Sounding? I need help. He's cheap labor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41868,"Because I'm telling you the truth. I know what's going to happen. There's going to be test tube babies and heart transplants. And an American named Neil Armstrong is going to walk on the moon. On July 20, 1969.",Holy Toledo! That's six years ahead of schedule!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41869,"Get out, Spike. I'm so sorry.","This is such a mess. I come to you to protect myself against more crappy gossip and now I'm landed in it all over again. For God's sake, I've got a boyfriend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41870,"Look, a person does a certain thing and that's all there is to it. It becomes what he is. Why fight it? What do you know? How long you been a hack, a couple months? You're like a peg and you get dropped into a slot and you got to squirm and wiggle around a while until you fit in.","That's just about the dumbest thing I ever heard, Wizard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41871,Think about what's going to happen to your valuables when that trunk flies open at 75 miles per?,You won't live to see it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41872,That's it. Build him a float for the Thanksgiving Day parade!,"HARRY, we found the real thing to be thankful for. Screw George Washington!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41873,"Good morning, Dr. Zira.","Good morning, Julius. How's our patient today?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41874,"You know, man, that guy was trying to be friendly.",That ain't my idea of friendliness.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41875,Now this is for Ritalin. Ten miligrams a day.,What is it? A tranquilizer?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41876,"I don't like the way I am sometimes. Can you help me? WALTER Barry, I'm a dentist, what kind of help do you think I can give you?",I know that. Maybe you know other doctors?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41877,"What do you mean, and be bored to death?","Couldn't want a better death. Lots of pretty girls, and we're going to use that new floor of yours tonight, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41878,"I have to consider, I mean, as the mob guy, this is another man's wife I'm sleeping with.","And after all, you have such morals.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41879,"Good-bye, Dr. Lecktor.",You haven't threatened to take away my books yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41880,That's a nice outfit on her. I'm gonna go over and look at this Michi Moon display.,"Just stay right fuckin' here, all right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41881,"Actually, I'm not sure if I quit. I think that I got fired. I'm such a liar. I never could tell the truth.",Don't be so hard on yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41882,I don't see why you're still here. You look healthy to me.,"I just do what the doctor says, babe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41883,"Jesus, do you make a lot of noise. Can't you see I'm trying to work?",I'm sorry. They just... they just slipped out of my hands.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41884,Don't be sorry. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her. I shagged her rotten.,I can't believe you made love to her just like that. Did you use protection?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41885,It was my mother's. She won it in a penny arcade in Baltimore when she was in Catholic school.,It's very convincing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41886,"How do you know I'm so poisonous? Like, what if the adoptive parents turn out to be evil molesters?",Or stage parents!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41887,"You just came down here for the weather, right, Mr. Nixon?",I came down here to close a deal for Studebaker.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41888,The caterer had to back for hors d'oeuvres- Voila.,"That French ventriloquist taught you a lot, didn't he?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41889,"You want me to stay here tonight, is that the idea?","I ain't forcing you, like, I mean, who's forcing you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41890,"Look, you want cheese, go someplace else.","But it's stupid, right? You admit it's stupid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41891,"Shoes, if you want to know the truth. Shoes are my thing.",Wearing them? Or humping them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41892,"Look pipsqueak, I'm having a real bad day here and we're just starting.",Now what the hell are we supposed to do ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41893,We're in love with your roommate.,"Aw, Christ, I can't take it anymore. I'm gonna pack my bags and go back to my own place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41894,It certainly is delightful to have some young blood around here.,"Personally, I'm Type O.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41895,"Yes -- I feel I must apologize to everyone for my behavior for the last six months. I have, as you know, been slightly down in the mouth.",There's an understatement. There are dead people on better form.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41896,"It's like this, Wayne. Two people are standing in a dark room waiting for the other to attack. These two people can't see each other, yet they know they're there. Now, they can either stand in the dark room forever waiting until they die of boredom, or one of them can make the first move.",Why can't they just shake hands and be friends?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41897,I don't know. This place seems pretty tame.,"You expected whips, chains, Merk being cattle-prodded by some dominatrix in a leather hood?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41898,"Hurry up, I wanna watch HBO.",Did we get our bill yet?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41899,I really only brought you here to show you my pigeons!,"Don't worry about the pigeons. From now on, you can put flutes on my tail and bells on my feet!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41900,"Well, it seems that since Lila broached the subject of children, you've been on edge and I know you have an issue with the, uh, body hair.","Oh, I see. Yes, that's something to think about. That's very good. That's what you get the big bucks, right? Ha ha.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41901,"They lifted my wallet to make it look like a robbery. But there's a bug in my computer keyboard, a tap on the phone and a mike in the light fixture.","Like you said, maybe somebody's tracking one of your investigations.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41902,"Well, it can't be any worse than my life here.",That's right. They treat you like scum I bet?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41903,It could be a purely impersonal thing. What matters is the therapeutic value of relieving your tensions.,You should have been a marriage counselor. But I'll show you what's wrong with your theory.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41904,When's that novel of yours coming out? We all want to read it.,"Soon, soon. Say, this is my buddy Jack. He's getting married next week.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41905,Must be Painlees Pole Day in the Shower Tent.,"You met him. Walt Waldowski, the Dental Officer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41906,What makes a man walk into a lion cage with nothing but a chair?,This answer satisfies me a hundred percent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41907,It's pathetic. You can't be desperately in love when you're 14 years old.,Not if you have half a brain in your head.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41908,"And I don't need to know. So fuck you, I'm goin' to Hollywood.","That's right, big shot. Unless you do what we want you're not coming back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41909,Certainly not. You're a mutant.,"That's exactly what Zira and Cornelius claim. You're talking heresy, doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41910,"I mean, does one love a father because he is good and kind - - or just because he is one's father?","Why, I love my father because - because I do. Of course, he's nice to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41911,"This is a Rolex, I can't take it.",Take it for Christ sake. I wish it was a fucking aeroplane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41912,"Two drinks and I start swinging from the rooftops. Look, I bore myself silly. Let's talk about you. How the hell did you wind up in Corto Maltese?",That's a tough one. Have you ever seen combat?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41913,"Dammit, Beavis, I was about to score. Huh huh.","Yeah, but check it out. It's gone!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41914,"If this bridge were in Europe, it would be on every tourist's sight- seeing list.",Most New Yorkers never notice it - most Americans have never heard of it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41915,He can make the sound of human footsteps--which is a terrifying sound.,We've got to rescue him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41916,"I am once more about to make advertising history. And only you, the original Yoni Yum/Dew Girl, could possibly assist me.","The Food and Drug Administration said Wednesday female deodorant sprays may cause such harmful reactions as blisters, burns and rashes. Although the FDA judges that the reported reactions are not sufficient to justify removal of these products from the market, they are sufficient to warrant the proposed mandatory label warnings.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41917,Bell wants us to get down on our knees and bow.,Did your people have any contingencies rehearsed?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41918,"Willy, this is the last time, and don't let him know that you're here, otherwise he will be here all day, and get rid of him quick. We have work to do.",What the fuck is going on?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41919,"Okay. Airports, train stations, bus station are out. We know they're connected to the car rental agencies because that's where they picked up Raymond.",Even if we get out of town and go to another airport I'm sure the FBI and Chicago P.D. has alerted customs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41920,"And fish are very low in fat, which is energy inefficient. So you're going to burn up your own cells no matter how much you eat. Luckily you ate the eyes and pancreas, which contain some Vitamin C, so you didn't get scurvy.",I am one lucky guy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41921,"I already have a boyfriend, Nick.",I know. It sucks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41922,I know. We can't just keep going through the motions.,Exactly. It's time to make decisions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41923,How dare you write on that blackboard! Do you realize the Professor has been working on that problem for weeks?,He'll catch on to it in no time now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41924,"Everyone was really surprised when Maggie was turned in, she got kicked out for two weeks.",What kind of sleazoid geek would turn her in?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41925,My dad's in the other room.,I'll only stay a sec.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41926,"No, no, no, I'll be fine. I'll just hang my shirttail out and work on it in the morning.","Look, son, this'll only hurt for a second.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41927,I didn't know they had a fight.,"Well, thanks. We'll call you when we need you again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41928,You're from the same neighborhood. South Boston.,He's from Southie? How many people did you try before you came to me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41929,"Are you optimistic about the safety of the hostage they took in Abilene, Gloria Hill?",We've received no news one way or the other. We can only hope for the best.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41930,"I didn't want to eat this much, man.","Wait, I'll get you some air.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41931,They're having a farewell party the last night. Before the Mask goes back to Taiwan.,That's when we'll do it. And we'll need every single day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41932,Civil war is always the cruelest kind of war.,The real war is in us. History is a symptom of our disease.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41933,I don't know any Rwandans.,"You don't know the guy in the trunk, either. If it makes you feel better, he was a villain involved in a Continuing Criminal Enterprise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41934,You ain't coming to work?,Don't guess. Just come for my day's pay owing and to tell you I'm heading East.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41935,"Is it sad to be an editor, and bask only in reflected insincerity?","I've adjusted, and thanks for asking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41936,We just got a gold record.,Do they have a show to give it to you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41937,They gave me a free jacket at the door.,They'll be wanting it back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41938,They say you're a whiz on fixin' lawn mowers and things.,I've tinkered around on 'em a little bit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41939,"If this isn't a red-letter day for Tom Dickson! First I trample on the Board of Directors, then I promote Matt here to assistant cashier, and now to complete the day I have a visit from my sweet and lovely and gorgeous wife. What a man, what a man!","It's amazing that your sweet, lovely, gorgeous wife can ever get to see you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41940,"So you're just attracted to me, is that it?",Yes. Why do you find that so hard to believe?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41941,I'm goin' straight. No more short cuts. Theo gets into the car. Buzz leans in the open window.,"Listen, if straight doesn't work out, you come work for me. Just make sure nobody's following you. Buzz's face is eerily lit by the glow of the sunset, his halo bouncing in the breeze.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41942,"Dr. Arroway, you are entitled to your opinion. But we feel quite strongly that it would by both irresponsible and naive to send a human being into a completely unknown, completely uncontrollable situation absolutely defenseless.",Y'know what? Fine. I guess if we want them to know the truth about who we are there's no quicker way to show them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41943,"Good one, Captain Rob. He does look like a you-know-what.","Oh, telling inside jokes now, are we? That's it. You're out of the cool crowd. Next time Turk's passing out wedgies, you ain't gettin' one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41944,"I put myself in his stories. I play the parts. Each strumpet, each murderess.","Why not act the role of heroines instead? Queen Esther from the Bible, or St. Joan?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41945,Should have just killed Thaddeus Rains and been done with it.,That's what I would have done.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41946,"I'm missing something here, aside from a 500,000 pound necklace. Even after I botched the job, I could've walked out of there with the bloody thing.",At least you walked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41947,I think we should see if we can find anything abnormal on the street.,Finding something abnormal on the street shouldn't be too hard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41948,"Wel-l-l, it seems he has a secretary.",Oh. I'll do my own typing!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41949,It's amazing what you can do with a parachute and some starch.,"As long as there's room for three in it. What, didn't you bring your new friends?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41950,After we've worked the note we want to replace it in Lecktor's cell. I don't want him to know we found it. Where's Lector now?,In a holding cell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41951,We'll use smoke pots. Like the Army uses.,What good'll that do? Smoke's as bad as birds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41952,"It doesn't matter how much we're played with. What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for. Right? Everyone is now looking down, sheepish.","Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but THEY'RE HERE! Birthday guests at three o'clock!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41953,"Sleep 'N Eat, what's the matter with you? Using all dose ten dollar words?","Mantan, it is possible that my hyphenated sentences are entirely too complex for all the intellect contained in that diminutive coconut?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41954,"Attractive buttons, yes? But yank one off, toss it, and poof! It emits a cloud of sleeping gas.",You need that real often?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41955,No. But I'll have a sofa brought out to you. Good enough?,"Good enough. And unless you like is messy, you'd better start taking us in groups to the bathroom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41956,Chicken is a fool's game captain.,So is violating international law.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41957,Can I call my Mom? I'd like to tell here how much I've always loved her.,What'll it be Fletch?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41958,I just never think of Lloyd as anywhere but indoors and anything but sitting down.,Be brave. He'll come back - with or without gas.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41959,I'd say we're in its home.,We're not going to make the storage room!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41960,"You're a wonderful woman, darlin'. As long as you're around, I'm sure the sun wouldn't dare go out.",It's pitiful. Neither one of them know.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41961,I had a blood transfusion today. I feel great.,I'm a law suit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41962,"Glen. Not now. I mean, we're here for Tina now, not for ourselves.","Why's she so bothered by a stupid nightmare, anyway?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41963,Yeah. I've got it here in this bag. I thought I should bring it to you.,"Yep, that's right. Let's take a look at it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41964,"I thought I was very charming, Stewart.",You did? That's a lot of hooey! I'll go and apologize.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41965,What do you have? A Pluto call back?,Sure. Kick me when I'm down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41966,Hey! You're not eatink.,"Uh, I don't have much of an appetite lately.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41967,Don't tell me Boston is different from New York.,"Ohh, sure, you have trouble with commitment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41968,That's it! AND you keep wanting to go to the lavatory.,"Oh, yes! I hadn't noticed that!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41969,Warner can't even do his own laundry.,I know. He has it sent out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41970,"I could do that. In fact, I've got some rope up here. But I do not think that you will accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.",That does put a damper on our relationship.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41971,"So you see, this post is very important to me right now.","Why didn't you come to me yesterday, Mozart? This is a most painful situation. Yesterday I could have helped you. Today, I can't.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41972,"I look stupid. I look stupid, don't I? I look like I'm trying too hard. I was going to get a haircut but then I thought I'd look like I just got a haircut.","This is a good letter, Dad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41973,He was a boy riding with the most famous outlaws in the West. How was he supposed to say no to that?,Railroad burned him out too. You couldn't have stopped him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41974,"Why didn't you just kill him, you had the chance.",That would be too easy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41975,Cause I had a bad dream about him. I dreamed he got hit by a car and you and Mr. Crandall buried him in the Pet Sematary.,Is he really all right?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41976,He has a book.,I know. He started it Fall semester.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41977,"An experimental compound the Romulans have been working on. In theory, a trilithium-based explosive would be thousands of times more powerful than an anti-matter weapon. But they never found a way to stabilize it.",Why were they looking for it on a Federation observatory? It doesn't make any sense.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41978,I don't own no shotguns.,Why were you throwing clothes in the building incinerator?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41979,Please tell me I'm gonna get to see the Jets win the Super Bowl.,"Me, right? That's why you're not saying.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41980,"What are you making such a big deal about? They're only lobsters. Look, you're a grown man, you know how to pick up a lobster.",I'm not myself since I stopped smoking.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41981,"The water was rollin' off me. And I was dirty, too, like I hadn't had no bath in a long time, so the sweat was black almost.","Boy, sweetie, this is weird, okay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41982,"Look, you need Ich. I've been here five years and I still can't read all the street signs.",Maybe I'm a quicker learner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41983,I didn't sell it.,"Well, somebody bought it. That's what I heard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41984,Goddamn it. Get in here. I can't stand around waiting.,You're out of your mind. I'm not getting in there. I'd rather die.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41985,It is time to clarify the situation. Everything is over between us.,But you can do the same thing in six months. The next few weeks may be the most important ones in your life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41986,He's like the Pope. Like we're gonna snake a girl away from the Pope.,"Hey, let's go spy on them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41987,"From here, I must go alone.",You will tell me her name and we will go together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41988,"Gee, Alan's been looking kind of sick lately. Is he all right?","I can't discuss another patient. You know that. Well, I can't find anything wrong with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41989,"Honey, this tie has a spot on it, I can't wear this today. I got a 10:30 with Chuck.","Hang on Mrs. Pierce. Not that tie, on the other side. That's not the only thing your eating Rachel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41990,Is it really your camper?,Can we see it from the back yard?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41991,"Get a job doing what? You gotta be a member of a union, no union card - no job. To join the union, you gotta get the job, but you don't get the job without the card.","What about, ah, non-union occupations?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41992,"Brandt, give him the envelope.","Well, okay, if you've already made out the check. Brandt is handing him a letter-sized envelope which is distended by something inside.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41993,We're pushing oxygen today.,"I'll take some Laughing Gas, ma'am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41994,I feel ridiculous. Maybe I should go home and change.,Why are you so nervous? What is the matter with you today?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41995,I got dry cleaning.,We'll pick it up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41996,"Thanks, man. I've been hating myself for the last two days.","Believe me, I know what that's like. Yo, Double Down! What time are we leaving?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41997,Because they got wet.,That's right. Because isn't the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least twenty-four hours after getting a perm at the risk of de-activating the ammonium thiglycolate?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_41998,"Excuse me, but I folded these things beautifully and I would appreciate a little respect. Jesus Christ!","Don't look at me, pal. I gotta live with her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_41999,"They're kissing again, do we have to hear the kissing part?","Someday, you may not mind so much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42000,"Here's a news flash, Ray. We never were friends. We've just been stuck together for 12 years. It's been nothing but bad luck since the moment I ran into you. Every time I look at you I get sick to my stomach thinking about what my life could have been if I'd never bumped into Ray Gibson.","Better watch yourself Claude, before you say something you regret.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42001,The antenna has to be replaced.,Repairing the antenna is a pretty dangerous operation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42002,"Listen, I was wondering, would you guys mind if I sit in today? See if anybody's interested in an autograph? Never know.","Sure, Guy, If you can stand the excitement.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42003,I'm a documentary filmmaker.,Oh? Anything I might have seen?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42004,"So, is this like a Japanese restaurant?",I'd better get in there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42005,We found a body out by the Army base yesterday. Been there for a long time.,Was it Davy Crockett or Jim Bowie?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42006,Thomas Cole. My name is Thomas Jefferson Cole.,Are you making fun of me? I won't be mocked. Do you hear me? I won't let no punk kid stand there and mock me!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42007,She's rich. We're still married. We have no pre-nup.,"So, that's good, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42008,Let me ask you a question: Do you think this guy's out of shape?,I don't know. I can't really tell from here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42009,"Boss, I made an arrangement with that man to take his broom.",Git your shovel and git to work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42010,Have you tried the duck?,I figure a couple of months. That's how long it should take for the ink on the settlement to dry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42011,Don't tell me. Crest would be stained with loserness.,"Yeah, and who wants that on their teeth?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42012,"Well, my therapist knows me intimately.",You had sex with you therapist?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42013,"Hi, Barb! I'm glad I caught you. I heard you were on vacation!","That's right, Jane. Complete vacation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42014,"Nigel, can't you see he's using you?","Of course he is, but at least there isn't a security guard outside my door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42015,That's I.A.'s pit bull.,Wants me to keep him posted on all your movements up here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42016,That's a first. Most people praised me for it.,Most people are morons. I mean who are you to knock what you've never experienced?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42017,Hollis probably told you we found Charley Wade.,"Yeah. How about that? People start digging holes in this county, there's no telling what'll come up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42018,Do they hide it in their husband's clothes?,"They do not! And they don't leave it behind them. A woman going anywhere but the hospital would always take makeup, perfume and jewelry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42019,He *sniffs* that ether! I've seen him do it!,It's because he's too tired to sleep. He has to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42020,"Oh my god, I'm sorry!",Shit. And you're eating my burger? You don't eat meat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42021,Three weeks. I had to rent some equipment.,You rented an automated litter box.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42022,"Dad, I'm hoping we can talk about some things while I'm here.","You mean, while I'm here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42023,"Oh, please! When she ran onto the field in the middle of the game? Was that the most out-of-it thing ever, or did I blink?","I'm, like, yelling at her, 'What are you doing?' And she's going 'Jeffrey, Jeffrey!' Way mental.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42024,"Yeah, Mr. Cobb said stick to your tail no matter what.",That's very nice of Mr. Cobb - but I don't want anybody sticking to my tail no matter what.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42025,When I was in high school we used to come up here and make out. I liked to sit on the rock and watch the sun go down.,That's what I like.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42026,There were many men interested in you?,"Oh, I was quite a lively dancer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42027,What if I told Frank that you opened me?,"That wouldn't be too good, would it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42028,"To an artistic eye, you understand. Have you ever modeled?","You mean, like posed for pictures?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42029,"You got a vision, girl. Just like I got. Just like my momma had. And the good Lord didn't give you that vision just for painting pretty pictures. That's just wasted time.",You mean as opposed to your life?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42030,"Look, young man, the issue is simple. If you want this post, you must submit your stuff in the same way as all your colleagues.","Must I? Well, I won't! I tell you straight: I will not!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42031,We did make love?,Is that what you're calling it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42032,Whatever you girls want. It's on us tonight. Sky's the limit.,"No, we're paying for the wine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42033,What the hell are you kids doing down here?,"What do you think we're doing, dad?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42034,"If the military are listening, they must immediately destroy this building before they can escape.",Oh my God! They're coming!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42035,"Rizzo, he's out there.",Yeah and he'll be here soon enough. Last chance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42036,Who'll make the rules?,"We'll make 'em, and we'll enforce 'em. All of us. Together. We all get one vote. Includin' me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42037,Is Morpheus alive?,"Is Morpheus still alive, Tank?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42038,"Just do what I say. Now, which nostril are you breathing through?",Which nostril am I breathing through?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42039,"Okay, I get your father, I get your mother and I get your brother, but what are you doing here?","I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure hunter, or a gunfighter! Mister O'Connell But I'm proud of what I am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42040,Mr Gammell?,"Lenny, is that you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42041,Am I running away?,The people will cry when they learn you are gone. But they would all want you safe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42042,"You haven't mentioned dating anyone since Mark and, well you're not a lesbian are you?","No, I'm not a lesbian. Geez mom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42043,"Do we stand for the same things that the ""Chronicle"" stands for, Mr. Bernstein?","Certainly not. So what's that got to do with it? Mr. Kane, he'll have them changed to his kind of newspapermen in a week.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42044,"Mr. Duke, how can you claim that Jason Voorhees is not truly dead?","How many times has Jason been reported killed before, Mr. Campbell?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42045,"No, Jeff. I can't stay very long. Can I have a frozen daiquiri?",It's on the way. I see you went ahead and cut your hair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42046,Wait a minute. The fight. Where did he get you?,"Just scratched my arm, why?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42047,Why do all you dames have to live in the Bronx?,You mean you bring other girls up here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42048,I don't know who I am.,What do you mean? You're Rita.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42049,I thought I would ask you a few questions if that's okay.,Huh. You used to come to the club? I shouldn't have let you in. You must have only been about sixteen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42050,"Well, these birds live in chimneys, you know.",Not by the thousands.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42051,And pocketed a fair amount of change while doing it.,Why not? It was just money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42052,"Ninotchka, do you like me just a little bit?",Your general appearance is not distasteful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42053,"I sort of invited him along to bend an elbow. You don't mind, do you?",It's all right. Bring him in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42054,"You were bleeding inside, honey. Remember that bruise you had?","You called the doctor, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42055,If we could just figure out what the next word is going to be. He said the game's going to end tonight so there's only going to be one more word.,It could be anything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42056,Crawford's are always looking for new talent.,"Maybe you didn't notice, but this is a prison.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42057,"Will you tell me everything you remember about making ""Frankenstein""?",Can that count as one question?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42058,My mom used to get PMS too.,Used to? Did it stop finally?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42059,My head is throbbing.,"Oh, you got a headache!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42060,"Next time, remind me to do this out in the yard.","Yes, of course, it was foolish of me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42061,Me and Smoltz came on dogwatch September 16.,"You mean, early morning the 16th?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42062,I'm taking over a TV network.,"Finish up, honey, and get to sleep. And happy birthday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42063,Wait a minute. This has got a lot of angles. You've got to take it easy. Do you know a Mrs. Redi?,Yes. She bought my sister's business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42064,"I have a wonderful disposition, I put people right at ease.","Uhh, Miss devoto, these people are already at ease. This is not a Beauty Parlor, it's a Funeral Parlor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42065,The infamous Wayne charm. Does it ever shut off?,On occasion. Usually at night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42066,"Crow Horse, listen. You have to come with me.","Why? So you can get rid of me, too?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42067,"He's no good, Ellie, and you know it. You married him only because I told you not to.",You've been telling me what not to do since I was old enough to remember. I'm sick of it!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42068,What? Now you poke me in the nose as well?,I don't think it's working.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42069,I'm a loser. And I'm drunk. But I'm not gutless.,"You know, and what are you doing here in the first place, man? He's just gonna call the cops again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42070,"Look, honey. We run the pipes through here, and we connect with the main water line here.",Pipes? Where are you going to get pipes?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42071,"Who the fuck cares about Cleveland. Cleveland blows. What kind of marks have they got here? Greasy mobster, teamster or some hand job politician. I want the money marks. I want the marks that you get.",So what happens now?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42072,Commander Uhura has been experiencing technical difficulties sir.,Very well. For twenty-four hours we'll agree that this conversation did not take place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42073,If you're looking for a quickie all you've got to do is ask.,"I think I've already had a ""quickie."" Thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42074,"I mean if he was dead, I could handle that.",At least he's got people around him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42075,Give me the God damn gum.,Just don't chew it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42076,"He didn't hurt you or anything, did he?","You mean, did he try to jump me? No, but he was kind of talkative.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42077,My name's Grant. Grant Ashby.,Oh god. I'm overbearing and rude. Lily. Lily Finn.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42078,He has a lot of hurt inside him.,"Well, he better learn to own it. Actions have consequences. It's not what happens here Alice, it's what they take away with them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42079,Merlin! Out of the sick sleep at last.,"Doing what I did for you, it wasn't easy, you know. It takes it's toll. It took nine moons to get back my strength.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42080,Beg my forgiveness! Beg my wife's forgiveness before I blow your brains out!,"Leonard, you don't have a clue what's going on. You don't even know my name.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42081,You're so twitterpated you don't even see the miner's hat and the pickax.,"You're implying she's, what, a gold digger?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42082,"Focus on the present. You always want to change the past. Let's figure out what you are going to tell the parents today, not what you should told them yesterday.",I'm going to tell them everything I know. I'm calling a town meeting for eight p.m.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42083,I don't know. It's like not talking to a pitcher in the midst of a no hitter.,"What? Like, you didn't want to jinx it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42084,"Why are you still hanging around? Your business is finished, you should go home.",I was invited. What's your story?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42085,That's news to me. So it's over at Jesse's office?,Yeah. I told him I'd be there before five.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42086,Someday this luau is going to be all mine!,How can you just give up like that? You had a real shot at playing college ball and you let one case of mono stop everything. Don't you want more? To move out of Mom and Dad's? Pay your own bills?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42087,Think she might've run out on you?,"Oh, no, sir. I've never had a woman do that. I'm sure she drowned.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42088,I thought we'd have a better chance if I headed into the wind so we could spill air from our sails.,But the Captain ordered you hard to starboard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42089,"On your way out, stop at a cigar store, will you, and send me up a couple of cigars?","Sure, Mr. Leland. I'll be glad to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42090,"Margo, you haven't got any age.",Miss Channing is ageless. Spoken like a press agent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42091,I gave up on you.,I'd be in Tahoe having fun if you had given up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42092,Are the TV people with you?,Yeah. The camera guy is here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42093,That wasn't fair. It was a question. Penalty round!,You didn't mean it. You didn't think. You'd do anything to take it back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42094,"Hey, it's in my locker, Mr. Hand.","Well, then, I'm glad I remembered to bring an extra copy just for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42095,Without the glasses you're not even ugly. I don't need them because I never read. How do I look.,Like Clark Kent. Now Superman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42096,"What do you say we go get a suite at the Carlyle? Caviar? Champagne? Celebrate, just like the old times Sunshine.","Those days are over, Gordon. They were over a long time ago.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42097,Thank you for coming so quickly. The guests are starting to ask questions and I'm running out of excuses.,Has this ever happened before?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42098,"See you soon. Oh, and I appreciate the distraction back there.","Hell, they hardly even noticed us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42099,"Thanks, Uncle Billy. Thanks for everything.",You're a great kid. Don't you forget it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42100,We'll work on it. I say we cut ourselves loose from these clowns and that's all there is to it.,It's more than that. It could be more than that. I want Hunt paid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42101,"I don't believe what I'm seeing! Where've you been all your lives, at an orgy? Listening to Mick Jagger and bad mouthing your country, I'll bet.","Stop eyeballing me, boy! You are not worthy enough to look your superiors in the eye. Use your peripheral vision! Understand?!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42102,Buy me a ticket to The Great Went.,"We're on our way, Baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42103,The name's Reno. This here's Perfect Tommy.,"Where do you hail from, Doc?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42104,"Thank you for being kind enough to lie. You see, I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. You're hired. Any questions?",Just one. Why is this floor so short?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42105,Ever burned magnesium? It's so hot it takes water molecules and BAMM!,Son of a bitch tears 'em apart just to eat the oxygen. Wouldn't take much at all to melt ten gauge wire. Problem's burnt magnesium leaves a powder trace -- unless you could find something that would eat its residue.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42106,"Now then, Otis. Did you get what I asked for?",Yessir. Just what you wanted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42107,Sam! I was just telling a few about your old man.,He was a unique individual.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42108,This here's a strike.,"Well, fi' cents a box ain't much, but a fella can eat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42109,They still have to give 'em refreshments laced with mind-altering drugs.,You are a fanatic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42110,"I could have a stunt bottom, yes.",Would you be tempted to go for a slightly better bottom than your own?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42111,You cannot. I'm still editor of this sheet.,"All right, you said I was fired. Well, I quit! Give the assignment to somebody else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42112,"Wake up, Norma. You'd be killing yourself to an empty house. The audience left twenty years ago. Now face it.",That's a lie! They still want me!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42113,I wanna get a job. I wanna work at Club Med.,Yes! Yes! Now what kind of deal do you think that cop can come up with to beat that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42114,His paws are frozen and he cannot walk.,"When you eat him, may I have some?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42115,"Mom, he just fixed our car.","Jackie, get in the car. NOW!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42116,"You met the kids I have working for me? Great bunch, aren't they?","Oh yes, indeed. Top flight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42117,You're not an easy person to get to know.,Why? Because I don't give up all my secrets?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42118,"I should fire him because he got in the way of Trapper's fist? No. I've put up with a lot from you guys, but now I finally have to take disciplinary action.",Christ. All of a sudden it's West Point.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42119,"But maybe, just maybe, you've been delivered.",Delivered from Swedish furniture.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42120,"Sam, let me ask you a question. You must really trust your wife.","Yeah, sure I do. Why?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42121,Do you think you've been discriminated against on this post?,"No, sir. Not at all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42122,Suit yourself. But don't keep the boxes around here long.,"They come in, they go out. I've got it planned to the last detail.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42123,"Yeah, where is the spider?",It really is lovely. It's in the bathroom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42124,All new houses have noises.,How long does it have to be a new house?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42125,"What am I, a goddamn postman? I'm way the fuck up here, I'm scared a heights, and you want me to deliver a letter? Put a stamp on it for Chrissake!","That's close enough. It's a confession. The truth. Jesus, I'm sorry, LaPlante. I had the shoe, you said you didn't want, publicity because of your legal problems.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42126,Meredith Logue. You were kissing somebody. Looked like Meredith.,Hardly kissing. Kissing off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42127,"You don't throw guests out, Brandon.",Don't bet on it. I'm eccentric.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42128,"I don't even know why I'm afraid, Uncle Charles. I can't even remember when it started. Don't you think it's time I found out and got over it?",Facing your fear doesn't always conquer it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42129,Do you think I need a haircut?,"Bill, after this deal, you'll be able to afford one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42130,"Well, I'll miss riding home with you. I was looking forward to it.",I'll be glad to avoid the crush.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42131,"Time taken its toll on the old girl, eh?","Exactly. She's in a surprisingly terrible state. Isn't she, Bean?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42132,"I mean, how many times have you told me yourself to watch out for these ho's?",Guess I should have been telling your father.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42133,"Evan wake up, oh please wake up!","Nine, ten. And you're awake! Open your eyes, dammit!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42134,I can't get it out. It would take hours.,That's alright. Just tear it apart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42135,"Pete, if J. Edgar Hoover walked in here wearing a dress, I wouldn't know him.",Too bad. He says I'm a communist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42136,I knew you'd hear me. The white man is the devil. All white men are devils.,I sure met some.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42137,You're a poet and didn't know it.,Do you really know everybody in the industry?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42138,Ricky Hendricks has to cancel today. He didn't say what he was canceling or why.,I occasionally box with Ricky at the Harvard Club. Anyone else?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42139,"Yeah, I remember the girl who was in it with me. She was something.",I just remember you jogging. So when's the wedding?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42140,What did you just say before? About water flowing through them?,That's why they're always moving. They have to have it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42141,"Sure, I can't last forever. I want a son I can train to take my place on this paper.",What would you do if it was a daughter?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42142,"I mashed the spider, didn't I?","We'll get to the spider later, Mr. Cole. Right now, we want to know everything that you saw.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42143,Just look at you! Dust and filth from top to toe!,Want me to take 'em up and wash 'em good?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42144,"I'm so glad you two could make it. Mirtha, look at you. So beautiful. You look like you're about to burst.",Thanks. I am. Where's Martha?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42145,The sentences to run concurrently.,Shorty thought he hit us with 114 years till I explained what concurrently meant. It meant a minimum sentence of 10 years hard labor at the Charlestown State Prison. The date was February 1946. I wasn't quite 21. I had not yet begun to shave.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42146,"It's still my money. If you want to have a chance at any part of it, shithead, you will take my $120,000 and bet on tomorrow's game.",What about the money you owe me on yesterday's game?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42147,I was thinking of Sybok. I've lost a brother.,Yes. I lost a brother once. I was lucky. I got him back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42148,The new girl is here.,"Wonderful. What's she like, Brother? What is your impression of her?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42149,"You know, I think it's been five years since I saw you eat anything. That's the God's truth.","Trust me, you're not missing anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42150,Then we take the south rim down the mountain and it's 12 miles cross country to Fort Edward.,And if we're unlucky?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42151,"Christ, four kids couldn't just disappear.","No they couldn't, somebody had to see something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42152,You don't want to be at crossroads without one. It's a charm that old people teach you how to make. I had one for a long time that belonged to my grandmother who had it ever since she was a child. In my travels I misplaced it. I have been looking over my shoulder ever since.,I thought you weren't old fashioned.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42153,"Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive.","That guy treats women like objects, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42154,This woman's an institution.,"I don't care what she is. She's an institution, that's the problem. She's lazy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42155,"Hi, sweetie. Were you a good girl? Where are Matt and Katie?",Outside with the sprinkler. So it's good?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42156,What have you got for me today? Let me see.,Ah-ha! Siena macaroons - my favourites. Give my best thanks to the baker.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42157,"Look, kid, it's okay with me. You don't have to play games. If you want a hamburger or something, go ahead and order it.","Well, maybe just one. To be polite.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42158,"I love you, my brother, do you know that?","I love you too, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42159,Fine. You're the first reporter in here for two hours. You people seeing the old year out?,"I'm people which the old year saw out. I'm canned, fired!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42160,You two have some sick sex thing?,Sex?! He's a MAN! We WRESTLED!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42161,"Well, maybe we should just call the police. Dial nine-one-one, it's the lobster squad.","Come on, Alvy, they're only baby ones, for God's sake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42162,"All right, Wedge. Go for the power regulator on the north tower.","Copy, Gold Leader. I'm already on my way out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42163,Chicken bone cross take the curse off this bat and bring me hits.,You a God damn witch?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42164,"I know whose blood you need, to end the curse.","Say the name, or I slit your throat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42165,"No, you dumb son of a bitch. I'm serious. I'm disappearing.",Where to? Morgan Stanley? Rehab? What?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42166,Your 33rd birthday. The transformation will be a perversion of Christ's rising from the dead. Townsend discovered it in one of Lareaux's books.,It'll happen at the exact time of your birth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42167,I'm President of the International Fletch Corporation.,Why are you doing this Mr. Fletch?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42168,"You brought flowers. As long as you don't forget her, Elly, she lives.","She's dead. She's gone. And now you're just gonna go away and never come back, too. I hate this place; it isn't fair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42169,"Well, I do declare! I baptized you, son.","Why, you're the preacher!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42170,I didn't tell anyone I applied cause I never thought I'd make it.,I can't believe it! But what about Doug?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42171,Now I can do what I want.,That's right. The world is your oyster.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42172,You've been working in that video shop too long.,And all that gore better hadn't be interfering with your schoolwork.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42173,He's still sitting in that damn field.,I think they call it a pasture.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42174,It isn't enough that the monster killed all those people- that he killed Brady. Now he's got them to cancel the fair.,"And the fireworks. Hand me that box, Marty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42175,Let me sculpt you and I will show you where the others have gone.,That's better. How do you want us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42176,I miss Joey. I wish Joey was here.,Why don't you just call him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42177,My CD case like totally collapsed. I'm gonna have to recatalogue all weekend. Hey. Can you pass the salad over.,Steak's really good tonight. SCOOBY Good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42178,I forgot all about Aaron. I promised to stop by and see how he did.,I'd like to know. I'll go along.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42179,"I don't have the money for those Bourgeois traps. Hell, I'm making what a Czech earns.",Yeah and they manage to go to bourgeois joints!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42180,"Speaking of misery, Miss Lonely Hearts drank herself to sleep again. Alone.",Poor girl. Someday she'll find her happiness.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42181,Cash money. They wasn't gonna stick me with no 30-year payment plan. That's for suckas. They got my daddy like that for a Cadillac years ago. I got the only house on the block that's paid for. That's why I'm the king around here.,"It's cool, but where's the water?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42182,I think we can cut your visit short. Leon is not here.,"Of course not, my dear! I didn't come here with any such suspicion. How ridiculous! Nor did I come here to pick up his hat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42183,"It's called a racquet, Anthony, and you're holding it wrong. That's ghetto play. Hold it like this.","You know, your form is for shit, but you've got a hell of a talent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42184,A black cat went past us and then I saw another that looked just like it.,How much like it? Was it the same cat?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42185,Your name is John White.,That's what people keep telling me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42186,That bag's almost empty.,"No, it's got a little left. They'll be in to change it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42187,"From the looks of those boys, the Ripper too.",And then they'll kill 'em.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42188,"They're just people. Alright? They got feelings, you know?","What about my feelings? What about my fucking feelings? These assholes, they come over here, they know all the answers, right? Well, they don't know shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42189,All right. There's a fire door at this end. The first thing we do is put a remote sentry in the tunnel and seal that door.,We gotta figure on them getting into the complex.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42190,"Wendell, I want you to come to work for me.",Doing what? Mowing your fucking lawn?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42191,We have one motto: Peace on Earth.,And Goodwill Toward Man?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42192,"Dad, I can spot a middle-aged freak a mile away.",Okay. But you have to find a way to escape that thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42193,Why don't you just put this in your pocket so when you see a garbage can you can put it where it belongs.,Why don't you just shove it up your ass! Haw-haw!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42194,"And you. Why do you have such a problem staying away, my friend? Did you miss us that much?",I wanted to get the hell out of Prague before Silent Night falls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42195,"I want a huge cookie. And like, a lamb kebob. Simultaneously.","God, Spermy. Must you always feed?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42196,"Don't get pissed at me, just 'cause I want to be ready when this war starts.",Ready for what? What are you supposed to be doing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42197,"I want to thank you for coming to my graduation, Stephen. It was a great inspiration to me.","So you're going to fight fires now, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42198,"I regret we have no servants to show you out, Herr Salieri. Respect my wish and go.","Madame, I will respect his. He asked me to stay here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42199,"I mean, I'm standing right outside the LADIES ROOM door at the PLAZA THEATER. Your girlfriend Christine is in there. She's all alone. Everyone's in the auditorium waiting for the film to start. I've got my knife.","Listen you sick fuck, is this your idea of a joke?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42200,"The developing organism is using his life energy, digesting bone and tissue. We've just slowed the process.","Do you want me to destroy this one, too? Before it gestates?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42201,We can take your car.,"It's not my car, now is it? It's Laura's car, and thus Laura has it. So it's an ass-bumping double- transferring bus ride through bumblefuck or a fat wad on a cab. Wow. Fucking great.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42202,Objection. The witness has already stated that Miss Lawson left without an explanation.,"Mr. Cardenas, I suggest you move on to another line of questioning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42203,I know this sounds crazy. I understand. Check your parents' blood types. Are you sure your parents are your birth parents?,My parents are dead. Don't even think of bringing them into this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42204,She's going to divorce me.,"George, she's not gonna divorce you. You mate for life, remember?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42205,I'm a file clerk.,Yes. Henderson Feed and Grain.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42206,Excuse me. Is this the buildings and grounds office?,"Yeah, can I help you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42207,"Listen, I got tickets for the Oilers and the Rams next week in the Astrodome. Ever sat on the fifty yard line?",I don't follow baseball.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42208,"Stanzi-manzi, I'll put it in your hand!",Shut up! I'll not let you put anything in my hand until I see some money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42209,"I know. Because I remind you of her. The one that's dead. And not even that, very much.","No, it's you too, Judy. Something in you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42210,We could never fight that current it's physically impossible.,Then don't drift down further.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42211,"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were here. No, Mr. Williams, we still have some questions for you. Sheriff, will you kindly extinguish the lights?","You know you are to be executed, Mr. Williams. Who do you feel is responsible for that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42212,They should be quarantined before joining the ship's population.,We were under the impression they were being held against their will.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42213,"I wasn't trying to be a hero. I saw what was about to happen and I reacted, didn't even think. If I did, I might not have done it in second thought. Da Mayor is an old man, haven't run that fast in years.","I went from first to home on a bunt single, scored the winning run, the bottom of the ninth, two out, August 1, 1939, Snow Hill, Alabama. Maybe I should be heroic more often.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42214,He's the top defense attorney in the state. Of course he's an ass.,But is he an ass that's gonna win my case?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42215,"Yeah, it's a simple piece. If they get the floor done in time, me and the others will rehearse tomorrow afternoon, but it's not critical.","Don't go making it too simple, we're on the cutting edge here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42216,"We have a fighter screen up, in case we are attacked, Admiral.",We must go ahead. This is our moment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42217,Your friends use the pool too.,I take out the garbage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42218,"Why did you unleash the pipe, I don't know?",It will take them five minutes! How long ago did they arrive?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42219,You just made that trip from goats to grapes a little too fast.,"Oh, everything is so wonderful! It's getting farther and farther away!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42220,"You afraid you'll have to salute me, Chief?","Fuck, no! Why would I care about something as dumb as that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42221,Sorry I didn't let you know where I was.,Don't be. Wouldn't be on vacation if you did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42222,"I'll get the money back, plus interest. I go on the grift for you. You get a cat, I get a cut. And we get square.","Fucking grifters! I love it! You got balls, I'll give you that much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42223,"Your hearing aid, it's buzzing at me like a snake.",Oh. Did you say something?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42224,"Okay, get in hot water. But don't come hollerin' to me when you get burned.",Why should I come hollering to you at all?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42225,Well Daddy and I were thinking that sometimes people tell a story about what they wish would happen.,I don't want that to happen. Why would I want that to happen?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42226,"I mean, you're going too fast. You're hardly even looking at the pictures.",But they're all the same.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42227,I thought you might paste them into your book.,"We took several photographs, there's no need.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42228,Look at my ring.,That's a fine-looking ring.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42229,But everybody's having such a good time.,"Yes, much too good a time. The place is to be closed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42230,We better have a drink first.,Here. This'll put hair on your chest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42231,Jen? Are you all right?,She'll be dead if you don't put your ass in that chair!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42232,"Shit, he's puking on my feet!","Well, you p-puked on his feet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42233,It's not our fault. We're naturally nervous.,And we're upset too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42234,"The catacoombs? Whaddya want, a door? There's miles of em like a sewer system but they got to come up someplace in Istanbul.","You gotta be fucking crazy! You got stabbed in the ass once too much, sweetheart, cause you're gonna end up in Section 13, that's what - not the 'catacombs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42235,I am seventy-four years old.,Uh-huh. Still practice a lot of medicine?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42236,"Well, if it isn't malignant and she can get through the operation all right, it might be better than her really being pregnant. She doesn't even know who the father might have been.","Oh, it's definitely better, beyond question. A fatherless child, an ignorant girl with no job, no money, no home. It's fortunate, a blessing really, and a stroke of good luck for another reason I want to mention to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42237,Wait! You know we'll never make it through the Great Barrier.,"But if we do, will that convince you that my vision was true?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42238,No Micheal did. It was an accident.,You killed a prostitute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42239,"I worked over at a homeless shelter for a while, drove a cab to pay the rent, but, I mean, that was like - I mean, I have some dignity.",That's good. So then what do you do now?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42240,"Yeah, but don't pick me up. My father may think it's strange. I'll walk over to your house. I'll be there at eight o'clock.",Okay. You better get out before someone sees us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42241,"Kkinsa, open the goddamn door!","Yeah, that's it, scare the hell out of here, that'll work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42242,You ever been in a hostage situation?,Only at the very end.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42243,There's a ladder here.,My hero. Let's go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42244,"Wow, a lot of people showed up.","Yeah, so what do we say?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42245,Any ghosts in here?,"C'mon, cut it out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42246,How often does one of our clerks have business in the house of records?,I've heard of it happening.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42247,"They're calling you ""Bapu."" I thought it meant father.","It does. We must be getting old, Charlie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42248,It's like some fucking monster dropped out of the sky and killed these dudes.,Like a vampire or some shit?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42249,"Yeah, I had my first taste on that trip to Juarez. At that age you still got a lot of energy.","You still got plenty energy for me, baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42250,"I don't have the figures in front of me, but yes, that sounds about right.","In fact, by all the laws of physics we know what you claim to have experienced is simply impossible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42251,"You're that guy, the private eye.",You're a poet and didn't know it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42252,If I didn't I wouldn't be here! I've got it all itemized.,"I sold some drawers and socks, too; I'm throwing those in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42253,"It's too politicized with you in there, anyway. They need to be able to stick their necks out.","It'll be the principals, a couple of the key guys from each department: the Executive Committee of the National Security Council. We'll call it EXCOM.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42254,"You do see me standing here, right?",I can't be nice to a fan?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42255,"The thing about it is, threesomes so rarely work out.",You're out of your mind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42256,"Oh, that's Karl. I met him at the laundrymat. Karl, this is my mama. And Vaughan, Vaughan's the manager. He lets mama off any time she feels like it 'cause they're best friends.","Nice to meet you, Karl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42257,"Most people just want to make money or be famous or something. But you risk everything, just to help people.",I wouldn't mind being famous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42258,"I created Mister da Vinci so we could call in the Secret Service. So they'd arrest the hacker, sieze his equipment, things that we can't do on our own.",I don't want to go to jail for this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42259,"We HAVE to see this movie, dude!","Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that good anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42260,I didn't mean to hurt you.,Shhhhhh. Now I have your disease.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42261,Should we alert the Sith Lords?,I'll make a report later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42262,"Listen, I told you not to fool with them. Now they're waiting for you.",I know. That's why I came back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42263,"I want to end the centuries of mistrust. I want to be your ally, not your enemy. As a first step I propose we eliminate the Neutral Zone and begin a free and open exchange of goods and ideas.",And the Senate supports you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42264,He's very pale. Covered with scars.,"Would you like to tuck him, though? In that car?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42265,The world is fantastic. It's the ultimate absurd circus. I am shot from a cannon into the energy.,What are you shooting for?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42266,You know what a hostile gesture that is to me?,"I know- because of our sexual problem, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42267,Come on Booth! Look at these scumbags around us. Who's going to know what happened! Let's take it and get out of here!,Well someone's gonna find them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42268,Am I not welcome?,"Of course, welcome! Welcome ten thousand times. Papa! my Papa!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42269,So what did you think of the ballet? Was it like a warm Ice Capades?,"Yeah, I did, you condescending fuck, but I miss Snoopy coming out at the end. Isn't your enjoyment impaired?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42270,Look at yourself. You look like you've seen a ghost.,Shit! Can't I just have a bad day?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42271,We'll smash his face in. That's what we'll do.,Brilliant! Can anyone here fly a plane?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42272,We don't know any drill. Nobody told us anything.,"Maxie told you to keep your mouth shut while you're working, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42273,"True, but if you look sharply you can see that those marks are the marks of a ladder. Now let's go back to the garage and see if the ladder has been tampered with.","See, son? The paint is flaked off here, freshly. Look at it, Brother, there is no question about it. Some person or persons unknown have very recently tampered with this ladder.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42274,You could start over again with cash like that.,Go wherever you want. Live how you want.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42275,That's very linear Sheriff.,Well. Old age flattens a man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42276,It was a diamond and you swallowed it.,Enough! Look what this cursed chest is doing to us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42277,What makes you think you know me so well that you can give me an ultimatum? Huh?,"Who said anything about an ultimatum? You want to find your father? Get a shovel and start digging. Hurry up, he's probably in Purgatory by now. Sheila makes a pathetic attempt to speed away from Theo. He moves up beside her again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42278,I've heard from the last ballistics expert on the list. It's an even ten who say Shu's gun killed Jimmy Chin!,That's why I hate experts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42279,"I'd like to use the sanitary facilities, if I may.","Go ahead. No, no, no, no.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42280,He said he couldn't take us any farther. He has to go sell the elephants.,You mean we have to walk the rest of the way?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42281,What about you? You're the one with the girlfriend and you're still stranded on third base.,"You know, I've never got that shit. What exactly constitutes third base?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42282,He says this is their block.,"As in, they own it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42283,I've finished my circle and I haven't picked up any life read- ings.,There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. My sentry markers are placed. I'm heading back to the base.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42284,"Mother, get a rope!","Oh, my God, look at her!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42285,"I got up, went to Starbucks, went to the gym, got a perm, and came home.",Where you got in the shower.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42286,Laurie! Good to see you.,Don't rub it in. I live here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42287,"Ah, that's nice. They have many convenience stores there for you to stand in front of.",Yeah. Get ahold of Sooze?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42288,Miss Lonely Hearts just laid out something that looks like sodium trieckonal capsules.,You can tell that from here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42289,"Mr. Leland, if Mr. Kane, he should decide to drop the price to one cent, or maybe even he should make up his mind to give the paper away with a half-pound of tea - you'll just hold him until I get back, won't you?","I'm not guaranteeing a thing, Mr. Bernstein. You people work too fast for me! Talk about new brooms!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42290,What's all them books?,Different ones. The Bible's one of 'em.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42291,Any man that can write may answer a letter.,"Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he dares, being dared.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42292,"No, no, no! I winged him, and he dropped his gun.",You're in here for winging a guy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42293,"A human being, oh, good, I'm relieved, I thought you were going to say you were a music lover. This man, this great artist has made anti-Semitic remarks like you wouldn't believe. I got letters.","Major, show me someone who hasn't made an anti-Semitic remark and I'll show you the gates of paradise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42294,"I can't lay that off in time. We lose a bet that big, it could break us.","If ya win it could make ya, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42295,"You're going to be ok, William. We just need to get your fever down and we'll be able to hopefully stabilize you.","Who are you kidding, Doc? You or me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42296,We've known each other since grade school.,"I mean, but did you both go camping on weekends? Listen to music? Masturbate together? Talk on the phone?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42297,"I received a telegram from Hermann Goering informing me that he had made me a Privy Councillor. I was not given the opportunity either to accept or refuse. After the dreadful events of November 1938, the violent attacks on the Jews, I stopped using the title.","What about Vice-President of the Chamber of Music, you used that title didn't you? But then I suppose you had no choice there either, because I suppose Dr. Goebbels just sent you a telegram saying, Dear Mr. Vice-President.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42298,"Oh. Uh, my stepmom took me to the doctor yesterday and they said I was twelve weeks.","Oh, that's marvelous. So you're almost into your second trimester, then?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42299,I believe the kegs are upstairs.,"No, no, that's what the cretins drink. I mean alcohol, liquor -- good stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42300,"Scooby, don't! Be careful!","I'm not an idiot, man. I watch TV.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42301,Maybe I should turn myself in.,Lighten up. You're going to give yourself an ulcer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42302,"We have bombed Tokyo, Mr. President. Radio Tokyo interrupted it's own broadcast to make the announcement.",Have the planes made it to China?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42303,They know about us. They see us dine on empty plates and drink from empty glasses.,Come the New Orleans then. There's an opera on tonight. A real french opera! We can dine in splendour!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42304,"George, what are you going to do?",I'm going to drag him out and force him to tell us what his game is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42305,It tastes different.,I don't want it to taste different. I don't know why I bother. Is that enough for you? Hey!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42306,"But didn't you avoid contact with Ms. Torres, after you found out she had AIDS? She says you acted repulsed by her and you avoided her, is that correct?","I felt, and still feel, nothing but the deepest sympathy and compassion for people like Maria, who have contracted this terrible disease through no fault of their own.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42307,"By the way, what's your name?",Pat Healy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42308,"His parents missed Woodstock and he's been making up for it since. Hey, you hear about Joey's bust?",Yeah. Probably had something to do with that bank in Idaho.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42309,"Bruce, look! Dad got some German jam.",We thought it was poison.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42310,Hamlet. What's David Berkowitz got to do with Sid 6.7?,He's part of the mix. Sid 6.7 is a composite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42311,They sabotaged me.,"I knew you were going to say that. I don't buy it, and I don't see a case.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42312,We own a small family grocery store.,How quaint.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42313,I've never been to Louisville.,Lots of action. Lots of money. Lots of class. You'll see some of the best-dressed and most beautiful women in the world at the races. Knock your eye out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42314,"Kevin, hey.",Hi. Listen. Could I steal you a second?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42315,A shooting war!,"Yes, Major. This looks like it's going to be it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42316,"First thing we do, we get to Detroit, we find Glenn, then we find a window to throw him out of.","I been thinkin', if I was Glenn, I was up there to take down the Ripper, where would I go?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42317,They all have names and numbers on them. I wonder what they are?,"""Beloved Husband"". ""Beloved Wife"". What can all that mean?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42318,Do people ever call you 'Buffy the Buffalo?' I'm just wondering.,"The don't. You kind of wish they would, though.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42319,"Nobody gets what they ask for, Will. That's a cop-out.","Why is it a cop-out? I don't see anythin' wrong with layin' brick, that's somebody's home I'm buildin'. Or fixin' somebody's car, somebody's gonna get to work the next day 'cause of me. There's honor in that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42320,Have I forgotten something? Is this a special day?,It's just a regular day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42321,Remember the bowling ball bag Sid carried with him in virtual reality?,Dahmer carried the head of one of his victims in a bowling bag for over a week. Kept it in his locker while he was at work in a candy factory. We need to get a look at Sid 6.7's final profile.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42322,Bob taught you how to get electrocuted.,"No, I'm serious. He made me a diagram.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42323,So just like that. Wave your little wand and he's one of us now.,Didn't say that. But least this way I don't have to worry about falling asleep and not wakin' up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42324,He looks like a giant tea bag.,He doesn't seem to be swimming. Is he swimming?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42325,You're all wet. Miss Mitchell writes those speeches and nobody can make her write that kind of stuff.,"They can't, huh? Who do you think writes 'em? My Aunt Emma? I know she writes them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42326,I've never seen him before in my life. I'm just trying to help you out.,By stealing my car?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42327,Is that all my story meant to you?,What else could it mean to me? It's obviously a lot of bunk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42328,"Tell me, Lotte, can you understand a word I'm saying?","Yes, of course, Dr. Lester.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42329,Good morning. Did you know that? You're always singing?,I've been told that before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42330,You've heard it. About when I looked through the wrong end of a camera finder.,Remind me to tell you about when I looked into the heart of an artichoke.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42331,"Hey, they blew me.",Oh. Three hundred coming right up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42332,Is your friend's name among them? Then he only worked on the one case. Your Chief will send me the final summation when he's finished with it.,"Once a file's been sent to the Caste, is it possible to recall it for review?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42333,Stop calling me Max.,"Why, Max? It's a good name for you. Max, you see conspiracies in everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42334,"Come on, we beat an instructor. How many times in your life do you get to do a victory roll?","Just once, if they take your plane away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42335,You don't have to. You just have to believe in energy.,"Look, you got electricity in your body, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42336,You should have heard him talk about you tonight. Like you were the hero in the China Seas.,Sure. He was trying to make us his family.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42337,"I also remember you drove your car here. Who are you really? Make no mistake, I will shoot you and not feel bad about it. Who are you working for?","Hey, take it easy. I'm just a dude trying to make a buck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42338,You're not such a creature of the ooze that you'd hurt an unarmed man.,I'm an honorable clown?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42339,That commie beatnik? What's she doing with him? Wait'll I tell Charlie.,First a nerd and then a weirdo. What a bunch of nose pickers. I'll tell Charlie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42340,My name is pronounced Fron kon steen.,Oh! I thought it was Dr. Frankenstein.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42341,This is not a fight to put bread just in one's own mouth. This is a fight for Tibet.,Buddha teaches that we must learn from our enemy. We have compassion for all people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42342,"Don, I was wondering, do you know why our workplace has such low ceilings?","It's an interesting story, Wendy. Many years ago in the late 1800's, James Mertin, an Irish ship captain looking to invest in the future of our great country, came to this town and decided to erect an office building.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42343,"I mean, some guys play anyway but they usually get slaughtered.","Yeah, well I never wanted to get slaughtered much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42344,I don't think Miss Daniels is going to sue anybody.,"Well, you're the lawyer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42345,Claude. That's my name. Claude. That's never happened before.,"You're cute. You have any money, Claude?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42346,"Zander, what are you doing ?","Just giving you something to remember me by, baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42347,"Whatever. And I thought, please God, give me a sign, give me some way to keep this woman from getting into that taxi and disappearing from my life forever. And He did. She told me the name. Granted, it wasn't my name, but it was a start.","And if that's not destiny, I don't know what is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42348,Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees. He said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership.,Shocking abuse of authority.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42349,There is only three of us here.,Do you want me to take his leg off? Where's the fourth?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42350,"That bitch. I worked so hard. We worked so hard, you and I. He would've made us famous.",We still have you and I.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42351,Do you mean the speech you're writing?,"Yeah, I don't know. I simply can't get it to jell! I created somebody who's gonna give up his life for a principle, hundreds of thousands of people are gonna listen to him over the radio and, unless he says something that's, well, that's sensational, it's just no good!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42352,My husband tells me you're in sharks.,I wouldn't put it that way. But I love sharks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42353,Last night I slept with a member of the War Council.,He shouldn't be telling secrets in bed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42354,Do you want me to pet your head?,I bet you want your head scratched.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42355,I know. Maybe they'll canonize me for being so selfless.,Maybe they'll totally shit and be super mad at you and not let you graduate or go to Cabo San Lucas for spring break.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42356,"You probably don't remember her, but Louise Bonner lives right over there in number 29. When she isn't drunk she runs a damn good acting class.",Have many famous actors and actresses lived here? I was meaning to ask you that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42357,"No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge.",Smashing idea! Give it to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42358,"Stop it, don't move him!",He can't breathe damn it. I think his lung's collapsed!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42359,Change? You want my change? I fought the war and lost my eyes just so I could give you my change?,"All right, old man. Christ.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42360,"These seats accommodate two passengers, don't they?",Maybe they do - and maybe they don't.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42361,"Hello, I'm Paul Carey from the airline. I'm here to pick up Captain Kramer.","Oh, yes. Come in, Paul. Rex will be right out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42362,They just sort of leave me cold.,You mean - like frigid?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42363,Jack Wells. A museum sent you?,Are we all museum bigots in Maine?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42364,"I like having the car, the car is important.",Especially if you want to leave someplace in a hurry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42365,A man just called. He asked her everything!,"Honey, some crackpot. Martin Luther King was killed in Memphis today!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42366,"Neighbor, I'd feel better about the damned inconvenience if you'd let me buy you a drink.","That's all right, really, thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42367,"Pumpkin, are you in there?",Are you going to yell at me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42368,"They killed our friend. It's personal now. Besides, if we do that, then Julien died for nothing. The tapes are the key.",He's right. The tapes give us leverage with Bastaldi.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42369,"Daddy, come up and sing the baseball.","I'll be up soon, Little Chief.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42370,"Hey, man, what happened with that old guy?",He died in the bathroom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42371,"Ted, we put a lot of love in our business.",We wanted you and Jimmy to have it someday. Something real and honest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42372,You haven't eaten your lunch.,"I'm not very hungry, thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42373,"By the way, shouldn't you have had a period by now?","I'm a little late, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42374,"Hey man, don't you have something else you could put it in?",That is our most modestly priced receptacle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42375,"Martin, it's not funny!","You know, it's not always easy for me, either. But at least I try not to give in to each and every neurosis.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42376,"Let's go tell Paula! God, I wonder where we'll be stationed first. I hope it'll be Hawaii. I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.","We're not gonna be stationed anywhere, baby. I DORed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42377,"Oh--look at the poor, crucified violin, would you?",It died for your sins.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42378,The Prime Directive doesn't apply. These people are not indigenous to this world. They were never meant to be immortal. We'll simply be restoring their natural evolution.,Who are we to decide the next course of evolution for these people?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42379,"Well, you don't see that everyday. Somebody tell me what's the deal with Frida Kahlo here?",Just a homeless woman. Wrong place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42380,I'll whisper some of the main parts of the story to you. But you'll be surprised how much you understand. The music conveys the story more powerfully than any words.,But don't they have it in English?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42381,"Yes, you certainly will. And you'll find a nice girl and rebuild America. Just the way it used to be.","Oh, Calvin, I'm not sure we should be making promises that perhaps can't be kept.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42382,"Yes, I'm afraid he is. I believe he is riding. I know he'll be heartbroken to have missed you.","Well, I'm sure that you will be just as pleased to have this as he will be.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42383,Tell me you're not calling on your car phone?!,"They know, I had no choice. Get out of the house now! Do you have a laptop?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42384,"Logan, do you see this ring?",I've seen a lot of rings.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42385,"Months of work, and the loom, absolutely ruined!","Look, this isn't my kind of thing! I wasn't cut out to make little tapestries, or knit little sweaters! I don't do that! I'm a star!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42386,"Easy does it, Evan! Don't be a bad boy or I'll tell mommy you were naughty.",And I'll tell the Child Protective Services about your kiddie porn endeavors. One step closer and I'll shove this up your ass!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42387,"He lives here in Washington, doesn't he?",Sure. Right near where my mother works.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42388,"My father says the day you're born you start from scratch, no breaks and no excuses, and you got to pull yourself up on your own.","Well, he's living proof of that, son. Living proof.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42389,Where are the receptionists? Where's Gregoire?,He has taken the presidential suite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42390,"That lady is back, sir.",Show her in. Then go to bed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42391,Is she dead?,"That's the punchline. She's still alive, in stable condition. Another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people of the school and failing miserably. Is that pate?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42392,Half-hour. Once I finish this octave I'm gonna get breakfast. You see what's on the buffet?,They stopped serving two hours ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42393,That's normal. God accepts your anger. He won't punish you.,"By making me ill, he is punishing me! I just don't know what for.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42394,"And where are we off to, Mr. Price? Check the wiring on the animatronic Mummies?","A simple leak, if it's okay with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42395,"His body was discovered three days ago, in an alley off of Central Avenue, near downtown.",With two BRI Sabot slugs in the chest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42396,A trumpet?,"Yeah. You know, one of those toy things. They sent me to the store to get it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42397,"Scotty, how long is this bay?","About 60 feet, Admiral.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42398,"You know, I don't even know if you've got a young man in your life?",I just wonder what could be more important than what's going on with dad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42399,The United Nations voted not to hear our appeal.,"One country did sponsor the resolution. A land called ""El Salvador"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42400,You guys finished the postmortem on Strader yet?,You mean the Blob? They're finishing up now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42401,"Oops, I guess you haven't got that far in your anatomy class, huh?","No, what does that mean, find the clitoris?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42402,"All right, all right. I'm a little tense.",You're a fucking alarm clock.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42403,Our guests are waiting.,I'll be down in a jiffy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42404,Daddy said it was all right if I was real quiet.,"Sure it is. Freckle Face, if I ever handled a minor felon like that, it'd be all over the papers. I'd catch hell. And this is the alleged murderer of the President?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42405,"I never thought this would happen. No premonitions, nothing.",It did. It is. There's nothing we can do about that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42406,Go out the north exit! There's a hallway and a false wall by the Greek vases. Run!,Everybody. Get behind me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42407,I didn't know Leondegrance had a daughter.,"Well, then, I shall tell you which knights have maiden daughters, so you can avoid their castles.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42408,Why does anyone want to be in movies?,"Yesterday, you were a loan shark.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42409,"I can't go anywhere, Diego. I'm on parole. I can't leave the state.",But you must. It's the only way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42410,"This is the best part, Sid. Billy's got it all figured out. Why do you think we kept your father alive so long? Why did we save you for last?","You know what time it is, Sid? It's after midnight. It's your mother's anniversary. We killed her exactly one year ago today.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42411,He's white and six feet tall. You haven't told me anything yet.,Describe exactly what you think he did to Mrs. Leeds and I'll tell you if you're right or not.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42412,"I sent a lot of checks, I'm not sure what all of them are.",The wedding cake check?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42413,"You ain't got a chance in hell. You need threads and glitter, baby. A front, hey?","Well, uh, my manager's gonna manage all that crap, or else he gonna get a coconut up his flue.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42414,I thought she might come along. Handling a car again might be more tiring than I imagine.,I'm amazed that she'll let you drive her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42415,I didn't know you were in the certificate business.,"I'm not, but Majorek is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42416,"Yeah, well 30 times probably would make you seem crazy.","Or just plain stupid. You'd think by the twentieth time, I'd have found an alternative method. Maybe a more effective one, if you know what I mean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42417,Japanese are here in a big way. Cheap labor. Factory space. But they feel a lot safer living over the border in El Paso. I ferry 'em back and forth. They think I'm John-fucking- Wayne.,But don't you stay in El Paso?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42418,Please accept my apology for not having done so sooner.,"Apology accepted. Now, on the matter of the specific targeting of officers during engagements, this is absolutely unacceptable.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42419,"You could have worn one of those big, floppy woman's Easter Sunday hats.",That would have made an impression.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42420,"Current version. For ten years he's been imprisoned as Freddy by the story of Nightmare on Elm Street. But now that the films have stopped- The genie's out of the bottle, Heather, that's what the nightmares are about. That's what I'm writing.","If Freddy's loose, I mean, in your script, where's he going to go? Another age? Another form?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42421,"That's what I mean - mysterious. Mr. Conway, I don't like that man. He's too vague.","We didn't get much information out of him, did we Bob?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42422,"Dammit, all they have is shows about water.",That sucks. Heh heh. They need some shows about fire! Change the channel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42423,Yes. I want to go out and patrol the town - be everywhere at once - be sure nothing happens to anybody.,Of course. It's the way any decent man would feel in your position.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42424,I hear a few weeks ago you smuggled sixteen Beaners up to West Virginia.,You know how rumors start.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42425,"I'm so sorry, Kalen.",How can they just go back to work as if nothing happened?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42426,"Spock, it's me, Bones! I mean our experience was unique. You really have gone where no man has gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?",It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame of reference.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42427,Reach out and snort someone.,I'm saved. Let's party!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42428,"There are no flies on Rose, I don't know what you're talking about.","Well, she must have done something to encourage those scoundrels in Birmingham, even if she did run away from them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42429,"Jesus Christ, Diego, where are you? It's been eleven days and these guys want their fucking money.","Bad news, George. I'm in Colombia.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42430,"Hey! What's the fun of being a teenager if you can't dress weird? And we're going to have fun tonight, right?",Right. I promised my mother.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42431,I don't even know why you're still concerned over him. Daddy's not with you.,"Regardless, he still is your father.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42432,I'm afraid we'll be working on a strictly freelance basis.,Five dollars an hour? I'll take it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42433,No you don't understand. That's why I've been fighting to get you better. So you wouldn't be a patient anymore.,Why didn't you tell me sooner? I would have switched doctors!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42434,"This is my business manager, Rowboat.",Nice to meet you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42435,I mean if you knew it were stolen.,"Well, of course, I wouldn't take it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42436,"Back off, just go away you klutz. Alright, here's the story. The items in these cases belong to me. I designed them, built them, and was going to use them in the field myself until you showed up.","I stole your beat, huh? Guess you forgot to brown-nose the right people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42437,There you go. I love Bill Cosby pictures.,"Mrs. Jensen, I've told you. You have to rewind the tapes before returning them!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42438,Is everything all right? Is it bad for you that I'm here?,"Everything is A-okay, but I've gotta get that sandwich!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42439,"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule. Is the Pelican flying?",Don't screw with it. It makes us look suspicious.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42440,"You know, you've been picking on her ever since she came in here. Now just leave her alone for a while! I'm just suffocating.","What's the matter with you, Lee? Why are you so sensitive all of a sudden?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42441,"Sam, Tony, come in here.","Hey, I'm not dressed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42442,"Stu, I like you personally, I admire your work, but I'm just the God of Sleep. This is Death's bailiwick.",Maybe you could talk to Death!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42443,"Yeah, but I hardly noticed it. I'm more worried about the part where I have to start wearing jeans with an elastic panel in the front.",I think pregnancy is beautiful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42444,Y'know what? I'm ready to cancel our trip. I really am. I've had it.,And I can't help having a cold.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42445,"If it doesn't have a pool, we're looking for a new place.",It has a bed. That's all I care about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42446,We play tennis at the club.,Really. The California Racquet Club?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42447,Mrs. Williams? Thanks for the cake.,"Oh, you're welcome. Nice to finally meet you, Jeffrey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42448,"Tucker and Walker, we've lost three bags.",You know how the airlines are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42449,I am wasting away and I cannot die. And I cannot live.,You and the land are one. Drink from the chalice. You will be reborn and the land with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42450,I heard they were filthy birds.,Not when they fly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42451,"Sorry, I didn't think we were making that much noise.","It's not a real ""funny"" time for us, okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42452,"If you occupied the room next to Madam Grusinskaya, you would appreciate the quiet of a hotel lobby.","My dear sir, I would gladly change rooms with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42453,"It's my thesis that if table manners can be taught to mice, they can be taught to humans.","Going out on a limb, aren't you, Nathan?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42454,"They're extremely aggressive birds. Plus, their habits are rather filthy.",The mother sure has her hands full.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42455,"I mean, we've been playing big places everywhere, but when we did that sound check at The Orpheum, it suddenly hit me. I'm playing The Orpheum, you know? I mean, the last time I played here was, uh, the prom.",The prom. That's funny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42456,I have the power to build a time machine.,How is that possible?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42457,We're two people working together and we can't have an atmosphere.,I'm relieved you said that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42458,"John, as a lawyer, you should know that those tapes are private property.","So is my wife, asshole!!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42459,"Ssh, it's me. I'm calling from the deathbed of my mother.",How was your plane ride?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42460,"Lester, this is my friend Jill and this is Johnny Pope.","Glad to meet you, Jill, Mr. Pope.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42461,We're going to the Halford's. The number's on the calendar in the kitchen. We should be home around 11.,Is it a big party? A big neighborhood party?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42462,"So, if you and the nutty professor are both werewolves, what do you want with drugs? You like seeing lots of pretty colors when you're tearing people's throats out?","If you know about the church, why ask such stupid questions?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42463,We have some nice places around Vancouver.,I'm sure you have.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42464,You didn't answer the beeper either.,I hardly knew the guy. Why be impolite to strangers?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42465,I think you're one step away from cutting your ear off.,"Oh, ""Starry Night"" time, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42466,I just gave him my card.,He didn't give you an address? He didn't give you a phone number?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42467,"What part of Dixie are you from, Duane?","Georgia. In case I didn't tell you, it's cash only, gentlemen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42468,"Good evening, Commander. Everything ready?","Yes, Admiral. Step into my parlor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42469,Remember how you struggled through that whole facts of life talk and then found out I knew more than you?,You're way ahead of me again?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42470,"Doctor, I hate to break this to you, but my mother is a little batty.","Frances, you're still filled with anxiety. You feel guilty and hostile toward your family and friends. Consequently, I didn't recommend your release at the staff review.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42471,Can you get us out? It's all a misunderstanding. We thought they were selling hamburgers in that place.,I'll mention it upstairs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42472,"Laura, you have to deal with all of this.","I'm dealing with it, Doc. Big time. Maybe I'll make you a tape tomorrow. Goodnight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42473,"Hey, Miles. Good to see you.","Maya, how are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42474,Yo! That jacket is tight.,"Yeah, now go uhn, uhn, uhn!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42475,"You gonna get used to wearing them chains aftera while, Luke. But don't you never stop listenin' to them clinkin'. That's gonna remind you of what I been sayin'.","Yeah, they sure do make a lot of cold, hard, noise, Captain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42476,I told you I was gonna hit you.,"All right, all right. I'm a little tense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42477,"Hello, friend, my name is Nicky. I understand you're seeking a roommate, as per your advertisement in the Village Voice. Would it be possible for me to fill the slot?","Uh, don't you want to know what the rent is?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42478,This is so embarrassing! You guys had to carry me out.,Is he all right?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42479,"I'm here for the same reason you are, so let's do it.","Can't pass up another chance to play hero, can you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42480,We had given up digging in a certain barrow. I went back and I tried again. I just had a hunch.,"A hunch -- that's all I've got about this leopard thing. It's just a hunch, yet I feel it deep in the stomach. It was a man!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42481,Wait a minute. I'm not riding in that.,"What?! This is a class ride, Johnson.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42482,There might be something in there.,"Yeah, the deed to the Brooklyn bridge.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42483,The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. That's a known fact. If I can find the goddam hole the milk squirts out.,"This is an okay setup you got here, but I'd say you ain't just exactly, uh, flush, is that right or not?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42484,"Uh, you guys are still-uh, you're still New Yorkers.","Yeah, I love it there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42485,You got a bet on the game tonight?,"As a matter of fact, I do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42486,I told you you're not supposed to come in here.,I lost my key.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42487,I believe in heaven. You people believe in heaven?,Yes. We have heaven.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42488,"Austin Powers? Hi, I'm Andy Warhol.","Hey, how are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42489,What? When did it happen? Your dad and I always expected you two to get married.,"Yeah, I know Peggy Sue gets married. Case closed. Period. Mom, if you could live your life over again, would you do the same thing? Get married and settle down after high school?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42490,That's okay. I just have to use the bathroom and then I'll leave.,Oh come on. Knock it off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42491,Small town on the Eastern side no one's ever heard of called Bari.,"Oh yeah, Bari. I've been there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42492,I'm getting a little bit fat. I hate that.,You look beautiful to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42493,"All right, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?",I just wanna get out of here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42494,I walked right past you.,"I know, ignoring me. What're you up to?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42495,Climb up that tree and get a better view!,I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42496,Love was never our problem.,"All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42497,The word is Mob.,I've regretted it ever since. Never run with the herd just because they're the herd.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42498,"A dispose-all, what's that but more crap? I've never seen such crap. Oofh, I don't know how people get up in the morning.",Mass production is what does it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42499,"Reiben, there's a fairly good chance you're not going to die at all.","Easy for you to say, sir. Fucking James Ryan, I'd like to wring his fucking neck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42500,And we do it under the table so we can disavow any knowledge of it.,It's transparent. The press'll be all over it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42501,"So, how is it that you guys are fluent in Russian?",We paid attention in school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42502,Dwayne got a little tipsy is all. He doesn't handle pressure well. It's over.,Like hell it's over. You told me he wasn't doing this anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42503,"In the old days, every man had a shaving mug that he kept at the barber shop. Then, whenever he wanted a shave, held go down to the barber shop and there would be his mug, waiting for him.",Is that what you used to do?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42504,"Whatever, do you remember? I've seen all your movies. When I was in rehab, the second time, they wouldn't even let us see your drug addict movie. They said you were too real. I worship you. And I couldn't be more flattered, because I know the part I'm playing in Joe's movie is based on you as a young woman.",And I'm overwhelmed. And I want to do it justice. And I hope we can spend time together. And I'm gushing. It's my worst quality.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42505,"Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP called simply Whitney Houston had four number-one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie? Whitney's voice leaps across so many boundaries and is so versatile-though she's mainly a jazz singer-that it's hard to take in the album on a first listening.",You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You actually have a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42506,Freeze has turned the new telescope into a freezing gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an ice cube.,I've got to stop him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42507,"Good heavens, Bob, we've been here two weeks and we haven't found out a thing.","Well, we haven't been murdered in our beds yet, George, have we?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42508,"Norma, grow up. You're a woman of fifty. There's nothing tragic about being fifty - not unless you try to be twenty-five.",I'm the greatest star of them all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42509,"Mr. O'Higgins, we are in your debt, and rest assured, sir, you have friends in this house whenever you are in Dublin. Mister O'Higgins, I wonder if I know your good father?",Which O'Higgins do you know? For I have never heard your name mentioned in my family.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42510,A faerie's love makes anything possible.,I'm promised to another!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42511,Can it kill me?,"It can, but it'll have to wait in line.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42512,But I'm not that late. You didn't have to give away my seat.,I wasn't sure if you'd make it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42513,"Let's do it! It's Marcus, Love, only for you.","Male diff breather, approximately 30, Houston and A.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42514,"Don't you remember, Animal? A chicken lays those things.",It's beautiful! You goin' to eat it all yourself?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42515,"I feel like we've been at war, Charles.",At least insofar as we have our first casualty. Me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42516,How often do you see them?,"All the time. They're everywhere. You won't tell anyone my secret, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42517,"Hello, Juliet. Juliet take off her jacket.",Oh-what a nice outfit!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42518,"I'll go to the craps table, make a big scene. When security comes over, you make your move.",Try to keep them busy for five minutes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42519,"Well, thanks for coming.","You didn't get that break you needed, but you went as far as any man could, bubba. What can I do for you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42520,Everybody ready? How do we look? Do we look okay?,I look great. Let's rock 'n' roll.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42521,I used to go out with a politician.,"You used to go out with him, you broke up with him?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42522,You keep the sixty-four cents. I want you to have it.,"It's sticky. What you do, slobber on 'em? I wouldn't touch 'em.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42523,"Look, miss. We're tired, you have gum on your lip, and we're going home.","Just like that, huh? You're not even gonna give me a chance?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42524,Green Eggs and Ham. You're not going to get anywhere. You might as well put me in the cage.,"You are in the cage, O'Neil. Right here, right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42525,"I'm working on a sketch. That old garage of yours is so rundown, it's kind of interesting.","It's rundown, all right. But drawing a picture won't improve the way it looks. Let's see what you did, Rembrandt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42526,"Hello, heap of dirt. Pooh, you don't wash much do you, judging by the horrible smell.","Why do you say that, brother? I had a shower this morning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42527,"No, no, that's not what I said. He can keep his thumbs, but the fingers gotta go.","Oh, and don't forget, you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at four o'clock.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42528,"I never said do what I do, I said do what I say.","Are you so much a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42529,"Madmartigan, I need your help.",My help? A great magician like you? You don't need any help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42530,"My Lord mother man, you look like hell. What were you drinking?",The captain almost fired me tonight. I'm on my way out. Anytime now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42531,We could be like two grief stricken students and we'll say really nice things about our good friends who were slaughtered senselessly.,I can cry on cue.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42532,Then you better get ready to be the youngest never- was in Hollywood history.,That's better than being the oldest has-been in Hollywood history.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42533,"Please, I beg of you. The American army is there. I am Iraqi. They will kill me.",Nobody's going to hurt you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42534,"I want you guys to adopt the Buglet. I wanted everything to be perfect. Not shitty and broken like everyone else's family. Listen, once I have the baby, Vanessa is going to finally be happy, and everything will be all right. Believe me on this one!","A baby is not going to fix everything. Besides, I don't know if I'm ready to be a father.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42535,"She's amazing. She's ninety-three, she's a writer, and I told her about you.","Wait, wait. You told her about me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42536,Flynn had Group 7 access.,"Flynn had access to you, too. I'm not interested in talking about him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42537,He's not there. Huggie Bear isn't in every single episode.,"I think you might of dreamed this one, Anthony.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42538,"Well, Arletta, I got to stand down here.",I allus hoped to see you well fixed and have me a crop of grandkids to kiss and fuss around with.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42539,There's a couple of points I keep wondering about have to do with the two guys that grabbed you. Buddy is it? And this fella Jack Foley. I swear the man must've robbed two hundred banks in his time.,Really? Huh. He told me he didn't remember how many he robbed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42540,"Yeah, I'm going to be out of the office from 1:30 to 3:00 on Sunday. I have a terrible yeast infection and I need to see my gynecologist.",But we're not open on Sundays.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42541,I can't get hold of him. He's in Europe.,"Well, what about all your other friends?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42542,Don't know. She keeps screaming to stay out. He keeps screaming to stay out. We decided to stay out.,"Well, there's a good amount of agreement on that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42543,This is intense! And it happens every day? Sometimes twice? I gotta tip my hat to you people!,"Look, it's okay for me to shit the street. But you gotta use a toilet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42544,I have no idea who you are because you have never told me a single fact.,"I've told you a thousand facts. That's all I do, Will. I tell stories.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42545,You got wine. That's great.,Would you mind if we just called it an early night?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42546,"Look, it smells good. I'm sure it's delicious But I don't know why we can't see Yoda now.","It's the Jedi's time to eat, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42547,"Hey! Marvin Gaye! ""Got to Give It Up!"" That's our song! Marvin Gaye is responsible for our entire relationship!",Is that right? I'd like a word with him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42548,"You kept touching me, feeling my thigh.","Yeah, but in a nice way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42549,"Hey - I'm getting married in the morning - I already gave up drinking. one crutch at a time, Doctor.",You're just afraid I'll drop dead before I finish the damn house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42550,No life signs at all. He's a turnip.,That's what they always say.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42551,Look. We're talking about life and death here. I don't know why we're even having this conversation.,Well what would you know about it? You don't have anything to lose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42552,Nah I think it's doing so damn well because one of it's players got iced. I just hope none of us end up dead.,Oh that's right. Those poor poor people. God Ben Damon was such a hottie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42553,She didn't want me to go to London. We're standing at the airport saying goodbye and she asks me to stay.,So you left her? Just like that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42554,"She died. She went to Florida to retire, like two years ago? She dies own there.","Is that a pretty good job, FBI agent?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42555,I thought this was your dream come true.,That's not why he's sending me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42556,You still carrying passengers?,I was heading back to my garage. It's on the way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42557,It just fascinates me that you can spend so much energy on someone so dull.,It is impossible for a body like that to be dull.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42558,"Do you think your friend's up in Heaven now, looking down on you and watching you all the time?","Well, I hope he's not watching me all the time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42559,"Oh, you know. Don't feel that much. Bullet went right through.",Right. Got lost in the rocks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42560,"Listen cat, I'll have you know that I hate the taste of watermelon and am a terrible basketball player.",Well that's good news for us. It means the system is outdated. This should be easy. C'mon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42561,I couldn't arrive in New York at three in the morning. Everybody's in bed.,Okay. Cottage Number Three.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42562,"You mean if I stand here and concentrate on the image of Roberto Clemente, Gozer will appear as Roberto Clemente and wipe us out?",That appears to be the case.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42563,"Well you're a writer, and a lot of writers are gay. Look at Truman Capote.","Yeah, but he was successful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42564,I feel a scene coming on.,Is it about a pirate's daughter?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42565,Jeremy would have never killed himself.,Maybe he just got tired of covering for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42566,Nonsense all right. But something tell me it's going to be the strangest nonsense we've ever seen.,"Mortals, mortals everywhere. And lots of drops to drink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42567,I said get the fuck out ! I'm going to kill the little weirdo myself tomorrow. He's only stayed alive this long because he's a good orderly and medic. He knows how to use a hypodermic.,"You're gonna get hit tonight, bad -- a whole regiment of NVA regulars.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42568,"You was insulted, but you don't know it.",Then I demand an apology!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42569,"Joanna, go fuck yourself!","Look, she walked out on her own child, right? That's desertion, right? Mr. Shaunessy, I'm telling you it's an open and shut case.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42570,You don't usually talk to anyone when you're hurting.,It was my fault. I was right downstairs. I should have gone up with him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42571,"Well, I don't know! I mean you're a delicious, delightful, delectable little bird, but don't you think you might be just a little tough?","Oh, I'm tender enough for you, my boy. I'm tender enough for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42572,"Yes, yes, I know that. Everybody does. Lord Leondegrance is my only ally among the barons and the great knights. I can't lose him.",Well there. You don't need me half as much as you think you do. You already know what must not happen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42573,SFPD? Castor isn't stupid enough to come back to the city.,"Trust me, he's already here. Get going!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42574,"Dude, this is all I got.","Sorry, man, no can do. But I'll be here for a while if you scare up the extra gravy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42575,We'll hear sirens soon.,Then we'll be safe?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42576,"What are you doing here? Are you all right? How do you expect to pay for this? Everyone's looking for you, Jake. I dodged people all over the place, reporters, police. I don't know what you're gonna do.",I'm gonna make love to you. That's what I'm gonna do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42577,"It's a gift, Richard. This law school is a gift from your brother.",Did he have to die for me to get it?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42578,"Jesus, that's really bad, did anyone even order a Flyin' Fish?","No, and we got four of 'em.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42579,"Captain, could you please explain the math of this mission to me?","Sure, what do you want to know?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42580,"Open your eyes, she's eleven years old! Her only friend in the world is dead.","I know that, but what do you want from me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42581,"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?",I could kill you now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42582,I understand that you have recently been given the rank of knight.,I have been given nothing. God makes men what they are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42583,"Can you do that? I mean, do you know anything about puppetry?","I am the Devil, Lester. I think I can handle it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42584,"Phillip, we've been tricked and ambushed by The Conan O'Brian Show!!",This little scrotum sucker willfully deceived us! You are a bad man!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42585,"She saved your life, Parker. She didn't have to, but she did.",Then I guess we're even.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42586,"You know why, don't you? Because I am patient, chain-smoking Lillian.","You smoked because I smoked. We were falling in love, remember? I used to see certain movies only because you had seen them. I wanted to see what you saw.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42587,Himey here's a pro-toh-jay of mine. He's ranked number thirty-two in the federal prison system.,"Thirty-two outta what, twenty?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42588,Promise me that we'll never be like them. I don't want to wind up like that.,"Relax, baby. We're going to wind up like us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42589,I predict that the world will end at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.,"This year? That's cutting it a little close, isn't it? I mean, just from a sales point of view, the book just came out, right? So you're not even looking at the paperback release for maybe a year. And it's going to be at least another year after that if the thing has movie-of-the-week or mini-series potential. You would have been better off predicting 1992 or even '94 just to be safe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42590,"Alright, let's assume this whole thing is true. Why does Freddy all of a sudden need you?",Kristen was the last child left of the people who killed Freddy. Maybe Freddy can't get to new kids without someone like me. Someone to bring them to him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42591,You wanted it turned off. There's no such thing as a good fire. People get burned up. They can't breathe.,"That's what we're here for. Come on, Frank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42592,"Bullets? No bullets! Oh my gosh, these are just to scare people. Kinda like round-off, back handspring, whip back, double full. You never really use it - you just want the opposing squad to know you've got it.",Right. That'll be fifteen hundred - cash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42593,I wonder if Jimmy's gotten back.,Why don't you tell him to just to get lost once and for all?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42594,"If I was cuttin' deals, why wouldn't I go deal with this guy Chigurh?",No no. No. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you. He's a peculiar man. You could even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He's not like you. He's not even like me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42595,Will your girl friend get back to the city all right?,Tom said he'd take care of it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42596,"Mary Beth, I hope you aren't spreading this good news too widely.","Well, of course not! I know how dangerous this is. But I would trust Mister Hebbing with anything. Wouldn't I, darling?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42597,You follow directions good. Now let's wrap this production. Go to the Sunrise Studios backlot. I'll call you when you get there.,"Alright, I'm here. Now what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42598,Great grief! What's that other paper going to give you?,I'm not working for any other paper!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42599,"How did I get so lucky? What is it now, five years we've been together? Who do I thank?","Today was the deadline, Vince.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42600,"What did you wish for, honey?",I already got it. Everything I want.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42601,There are no other doors. This is as far as she could have gone.,"It is nothing. She comes to read books, so her father will not find her. It is absolutely nothing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42602,You're making fun of my family. You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig. You know exactly what you're saying.,"That's not what I meant, Dignan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42603,Why do my eyes hurt?,You've never used them before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42604,Dinner's just about ready. We were out back looking at the chickens. Something seems to be wrong with them.,"There's nothing wrong with those chickens, Mitch. I'm going to call Fred Brinkmeyer right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42605,No. She was mindless but not like Miss Jessica. But the Houngan cured her.,Are you trying to tell me that the Houngan -- the voodoo priest -- could cure Mrs. Holland?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42606,"We were just lost, okay? And we went down this curvy staircase. At the bottom was a big shadow.",Big as a house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42607,I want you to throw this one at the bat rack.,Why?! I'm finally throwin' the damn thing where I want to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42608,Do you have a good map of Death Valley?,We should have. Let me see.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42609,"I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.","Oh, hey - it was nothing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42610,"Hey, what I did for you is working out?",What you did changed my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42611,But there's no animal in the world that can make prints like that? Is there?,We're hoping you're going to help us figure that out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42612,"Okay, I just wanted to get your attention. My name is Ray and my friend Bucky and I design video systems. You've got an office or a big home, we'11 come out there design you an entire system.","See, they should've picked him. Look how comfortable he is out there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42613,Telly is at Steven's. There's a bunch of people over there. Come on dance.,Telly is at Steven's?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42614,"Greg, is that you under the covers?",Get out of here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42615,"We have a good many connections in England, naturally.",I mean with the Manchester people?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42616,It's probably going to need stitches.,I'm going to throw up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42617,Would you kids mind telling me how this guy Lowe became a werewolf to begin with?,"I don't know. Maybe he doesn't know, either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42618,I mostly work from home. I'm a composer.,No shit. Like Johannes Brahms?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42619,"So, a little excitement in an otherwise dull day. Did is work out okay?","Oh, sure. Fine. I'll get some more gravy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42620,Do we need words?,"Yeah, I think we do. We could try to cut each other up. But that would be bad for everybody. Bad for me, bad for you. And worst of all, be bad for Eddie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42621,Look who's back from the dead.,"Six, six, six, pick up sticks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42622,Good morning Gale. Pleasure to be here.,"It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Roman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42623,"You do whatever you want. Do I keep my promises, or do I keep my promises?","You're so wonderful. The jewelry's not so bad, either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42624,I know. I have Acrophobia. What a disease. A fear of heights. And what a moment to find out I had it.,"Well, you've got it. And there's no losing it. And there's no one to blame. So why quit?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42625,"Oh gee, your journal. Could you be more queer?",Could you be more desperate to read it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42626,"Slide the shotgun over here, put your hands behind your head, put your forehead on the floor.",Or what? You'll wound me? I can blow you in half and you know it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42627,I hate this game.,No. Casper's right. Girls love it. They just act like they don't in front of their friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42628,I just want to see you as much as I can!,"As friends? We'd just see a lot of each other as friends, and you'd ""take care of me""?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42629,"Um, I'm gonna need a bag. If you could just ask the guy for a big bag, okay?","Go get a bag, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42630,Sorry I didn't recognize you earlier. You look so different.,I've changed a lot lately.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42631,"Congratulations, you've just graduated at the head of your class.",You're a cold piece of work. You almost got three people killed out there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42632,"We're not moving! We have a right, a constitutional right, to assemble and be heard!","Yeah, but not in here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42633,Let me translate. I've had some exposure to the language. The young man is from Brooklyn and he wants us to vacate this vehicle.,But weren't you supposed to meet the surgeons who are going to slice up the Congressman's son?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42634,"I just want you to know, Joe, how much I appreciate your care packages on the inside.",What the hell did you expect me to do? Just forget about you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42635,"They're gonna torch the fence. You're gonna feel the metal getting warm, maybe very warm.",I can't hold up my head anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42636,And I'm the Devil! Now kindly undo these straps!,"If you're the devil, why not make the straps disappear?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42637,"I was in Hell. I've been there. It's horrible. I don't want to die, Louis.","Well, I'll see what I can do about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42638,Why don't we get a bottle of sherry to sip while we talk?,That is so gentlemanly of you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42639,"Rose, sit down in that chair and be quiet! We're trying to help you, you silly creature, sit in that chair!","Oh-hh, ohh-hh, Lord, he's gonna kill me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42640,The bear's got his claws back.,Be smart about it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42641,"That's a ptarmigan, feigning a broken wing. The bird pretends to be injured to draw the fox away from its nest!",It's deceptively simple. Like a Bruckner Symphony or a Matisse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42642,I clocked him this morning. He was running like a doll.,You clocked him! Why don't I clock you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42643,"You look like Robinson after that last LaMotta fight. 'Course LaMotta looked a lot worse. So you're twenty-two, right?","Man, why do you keep asking me that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42644,"Mr. Clyde, do you want to know what I knew then, or do you want to know what I know now? They're two different things?",Start with what you knew then.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42645,"I can't let her go off and have the kid by herself and not do anything. If it's my kid, too, then I've got a responsibility, don't I?",Not if she won't even talk about an abortion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42646,I was repairing the stairs. I found a library and the books were very useful.,Before you find too many uses for these books would you read some to me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42647,"Don't. I'm the one at risk here. If we're playing out what happened before, I won't survive.",That won't happen again. We're different.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42648,"Do you have anything to eat? I don't know about anyone else, but I'm starved.",How can you think of food at a time like this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42649,We have to get to Sonora. There are jobs waiting for us there. We'll pay you for your trouble.,"I'm not running a stage line, ma'am, and I can't take a chance on losing the horses.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42650,We been sitting here an hour. I've peed three times already.,"I'm sure sorry. I - Shep told me 8:30. It was a mix-up, I guess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42651,You talk as if I were Asta.,"All right, hard guy. Get up and bleed on the rugs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42652,"The last time you do this, you left me a pistol, with one shot.","That's proper, sir, according to the code.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42653,"Universal wanted me for another story, and wanted me so baldly -- I mean badly, not baldly. I was given the pick of stories being developed, and I picked that one.",Who came up with the Monster's makeup and look?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42654,I can't help it. My bra wouldn't even fit. I've been going to Victoria's Secret and exchanging bras for bigger ones and still I'm busting out. It's this PMS.,"Geez, I wish I'd get it like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42655,You want to work uptown nights?,"I'll work anywhere, anytime. I know I can't be choosy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42656,"I think, Mr. Dickson, we would like to have a little of your very valuable time here at the bank this morning, if you don't mind.","Oh, you would, eh? All right. If it's more important than golf, go ahead. What's on your mind?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42657,I called your room from downstairs.,"If I had answered, what were you gonna say?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42658,"Grandpa, stop doin' the Indian Walk!",Gotta keep in practice. It's a dyin' art.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42659,"I knew that if these were the guys I was looking for, I'd have to set up a deal so sweet, they wouldn't be able to walk away from it.",That's when he called me. He told me his story and he pitched me a plan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42660,"Mister President, I know you think I've let you down, but we had to have a Plan-R. If we completely centralized the command and control, all a potential aggressor would have to worry about was knock- ing out maybe half a dozen headquarters and the Capitol, and we'd be out of business. We'd have planes and missiles just sitting there while we were getting clobbered.",Then there's no chance for recall?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42661,Cheers. My friends call me Catherine.,What did Bobby Vasquez used to call you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42662,Yeah. I'm not saying you should get a tattoo. But you should make yourself happy.,What if you can't make yourself happy? What if everything falls apart?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42663,"Is that what a good doctor would do? How old are you, please?",I am seventy-four years old.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42664,You're getting a lot of mileage out of that cellular.,I wish it had never been invented.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42665,"We need some towels, Lou. We need replacement light bulbs.","Alright, Christ! Fucking let me go!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42666,"Earl, you must never do that again.","Oh, I'm awful tired. I couldn't go through another day like this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42667,"Yeah, Elois. E and Lois. We called her Lady E.","Where was she from, Compton?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42668,"Do we run into the street? No, I didn't think so. Nice car. How's that place?",It's a pretty piece of land.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42669,"Okay, look. I'm going to work really, really hard on this one. But, please stop with the pressure. I'm already tense as it is.","It's cool. It's cool. Aveenooh Shalom Alechem, brother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42670,Would you call this a code 100?,I'd double it and add 20.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42671,It's your radiator hose. It's busted.,I know it's busted. What did I just tell you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42672,"If I spent half the time on my Fractal Evolution thesis that I spend on this fly rod, I'd have my PhD.",But at what a price.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42673,"In English, please. I didn't spend ten years protecting the president so I could finish my career feeling like an idiot.","I'm sorry, sir. We caught him by surprise, so we don't think he had time to erase his computer files.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42674,"You know, Peggy Sue, your mother said you had a dream that I died.",I wish she hadn't.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42675,"And now fair woman, I have you in my power.",I'm not afraid of you. You haven't got a moustache!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42676,"What I say is, no. We don't do partners.","For Christ's sake, why not?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42677,"Mr. Peterson, are you sure mama wrote all this?","Well, it was notarized, and witnessed by a Mrs. Lucy Delaney. Maybe you can ask her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42678,I don't even know this woman.,"Well, I do, and she's fantastic. She'll take you to the museum, maybe to a movie if you play your cards right. You're going to have a fantastic time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42679,"John, there's someone here who would like to meet you. Would that be alright?","John, I'd like you to meet one of the brightest lights of the British stage, Mrs. Kendal. Mrs. Kendal, John Merrick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42680,"So, how'd a shrink ever get to be a priest?",It's the other way around. The society sent me through med school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42681,"Cole, you're scaring me.",They scare me too sometimes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42682,"I know, I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker but who knew? Please, call me Gale. You look awfully young to be a police officer.","I'm twenty-five years old, ma'am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42683,"Oh, I love that. I'm just great. I'm so happy to be here. And I apologize for invading you. And I'm so happy you asked me to. I'm so touched. I know how private you and Sally are.","Yeah, well, it's just us and a few hundred of our closest friends.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42684,"If there really is someone else in this house, I think the four of us can handle the situation.",I think one of you has been part and parcel of making this situation!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42685,"No, I'm not all right. I'm soaked and I hit myself against that rock.",I suppose that's my fault.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42686,"This is your room, Malcolm. I know you'll keep it clean.","This is Malcolm, our new guest. We'll treat him like a brother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42687,"You find any cash in there, we'll whack it up with you.","I mean, he took care of himself only too well. And that's why every badge back home wanted to nail him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42688,What would you say if I told you the toilet just blew up in my face.,I'd use the word insane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42689,Did all these people die in wars?,Sure. Didn't you ever hear of Arlington Cemetery?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42690,My wife always said I had a problem trusting people.,"Well, you can trust Eleanor Samara Grant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42691,I'm going to hit you.,Never seen a gun fire so fast!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42692,I guess we've never been introduced proper. Jake McKenna.,That's a solid name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42693,"Hello, Miss Ilsa. I never expected to see you again.",It's been a long time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42694,We wouldn't have met at all.,True. I was a bit irritable last night. I apologize.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42695,"I'm sorry, Stew. I asked Hank, and Hank did the rest.",I see. Hank brought them all. That's all right. We'll give them a drink and throw 'em out. How's that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42696,"Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr. Mohra. You're right, it's probably nothin', but thanks for callin' her in.",Oh sure. They say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42697,Our group is full.,"Oh, God, was this like an RSVP thing?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42698,"With four of them, I didn't use any kind of protection. Wait, maybe it was three.",How many people have you had vaginal intercourse with?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42699,"Mr Rothstein, why don't we just let her in the house and get a few of her things? That way she'll get out of here. This is half her house anyway.",I'm afraid to let her in the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42700,I could come with you.,Out of the question. You'd miss the gymnastics trials. You've been training for that for a year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42701,"Hi, Vicki. You look beautiful.","Thanks. Um, this is Ken Cortland, my husband.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42702,"It was the poorest lemon ranch in California, I can assure you. My father sold it before they found oil on it.",But it was all we had.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42703,"If I'm so far from the truth, why is the FBI bugging our offices? Why are our witnesses being bought off and murdered? Why are Federal agencies blocking our extraditions and subpoenas when we were never blocked before?",Maybe 'cause there's some rogue element in the Government!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42704,"Gee, this looks like a fun place.",Don't they believe in signs here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42705,I am Cinderella the Second.,"If there is one thing I admire, it's a girl with a shapely ankle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42706,Your ego is colossal.,"Yeah. Yeah, not bad. How's your's?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42707,It's three thousand dollars!,"I'll take it. Andy, gimme three thousand dollars. Just the caviar - I'll get the rest.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42708,We have our own website now. We dedicated a whole page to you.,"You'd me amazed at how many of us there are out there. It's a whole world, Sid. You're really popular amongst the demented.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42709,I don't know what has happened to Prince Joseph.,"What cowardice! What treason! Joseph has ruined everything. How could they all lose their heads. They knew I was coming up fast. Victory was just within grasp. Come, come, turn your troops around, General Belliard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42710,"Why not act the role of heroines instead? Queen Esther from the Bible, or St. Joan?","If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, Abbe, I'll hazard I couldn't be such a good woman in life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42711,I heard my parents speak of it in Thrums. It was a famous case.,And did you hear them speak of the porter who testified against Burke?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42712,"Rorschach's on the case. He's got Dreiberg in a lather. He seems to think that someone is ""stalking"" the Watchmen.",Oh? The CTU suspects a Libyan hit squad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42713,"Gabrielle. No, I'm sorry if I startled you. I came to think. God, Did I hang up on you?",Oui. Perhaps I called at a bad time. I am sorry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42714,"What's interesting about it is you say you only knew her in passing. Yet, she says on her message for you to call her at home and she doesn't leave a number. That would imply you already knew the number.",I got it from the tournament directory.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42715,"By the way, the murder of the couriers, what has been done?","Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42716,So pay them back and apologize.,These guys aren't the kind that'll take an apology. They're the kind that'll break my thumbs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42717,"I'm not hungry, oddly.","But it's breakfast for supper. Your favorite, Paulie. I made French toast and sausage. Patties, not linkies, just like you like it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42718,You think I'm dumping you to get back into bowling. Well who's dumping who?,"I'm not dumping you, I'm suspending you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42719,Listen to me! He's been going on and on about Mars. He's really been there.,"Use your head, you dumb bitch! He's acting out the secret agent role from his Ego Trip!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42720,"Oh, God! Do you hear a buzzing? Is there a buzzing?","Mickey, come on, we got a show to do!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42721,"JAck, just make yourself at home. Would you like some coffee?","Well, if you are going to have some, I wouldn't mind. Thanks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42722,"That's what you get for trying to show out, freshman.",I was just playing ball.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42723,"Passing through! You're so white. Did you ever see a guy so white, Marge? Gray, actually.",It's just an undercoat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42724,Dieter's gone to shoot a still job. Hong Kong.,Wait a minute! How'd you know Dieter was coming here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42725,Do you spell Buljanoff with one or two f's?,"With two f's, if you please.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42726,Did we vote in the end for German or Italian?,"Well, actually, Sire, if you remember, we did finally incline to Italian.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42727,We don't have to do this. I'm a daytrader. I could just go home.,Why would I let you do that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42728,I was tired of watching what everyone else wants to watch. Now we can watch two shows at once.,Let's try out the bed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42729,"When I left the crossroads, I got ambushed by an elf!",Madmartigan! You saved her life!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42730,"Did you ask Walter to get you a shrink? Barry, did you ask Walter to get you a shrink? What's wrong with you? Are you ok?",I didn't ask him that. He's lying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42731,"Will you finally cut it out? Just in case you haven't noticed, I am trying to write a book here. And maybe - even with your birdbrains - you can figure it's a pretty tough job. So why can't you just leave me alone?","Damn it, look at you! Don't you see what's happening with you? We need to get out of here, don't you understand? Out of this house!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42732,I ain't escaping! We're picking up the new super just like I told you.,Then you're lucky I came along. Doesn't take a visionary to spot a golden opportunity like this. Now help me out of this trunk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42733,What is your full name? Your Christian name?,Mother Theresa. Gandhi. Don't you understand? This is all a mistake. I'm the good guy. I'm the witness. And I'm being punished!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42734,What does that mean? You don't have any tomatoes?,No. We have tomatoes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42735,"Oh, Faith. My name's Faith.","It's a pleasure to meet you, Faith.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42736,"Well, I'm home now, so you can go right to sleep. C'mon, angel.","It's okay, I'm not tired. Really.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42737,He made me look the wrong way and I cut off my hand. He could make you look the wrong way and you could cut off your whole head!,I am looking where I should to become a bride!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42738,They had their minds made up before I even went in there. They think I'm a head case.,You are a head case. Have a donut.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42739,"If only I had the nerve to break up, but it would really hurt him.",If only I didn't feel guilty asking Annie to move out. It'd probably wreck her. But I should be honest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42740,Hey Lloyd. This looks like another one of your mix tapes.,Maybe the pirate who buried this treasure chest made it. Put it on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42741,They sure ain't no black man's books in here.,Then what you telling me to study in them for?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42742,"You don't come in here, talk to an owner in Las Vegas like that.",You missed my point; you are no longer an owner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42743,"Calm down, Kimmy. It's not drugs, just weed.","Yeah, you should have specified.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42744,"Just find the girl, Mr. Gittes. I think she is frightened and I happen to know Hollis was fond of her. I'd like to help her if I can.",I didn't realize you and Hollis were so fond of each other.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42745,"No, that one was close. A couple fellas quit after that one.","Oh. That's nice to know. We're going to hang you, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42746,I was going to take a swim.,I'm sorry I spoiled it for you. You should probably go home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42747,It escaped from the lab before we could finish the experiment.,"But you've polymerized single-celled bacteria and the fruit flies, I know you have.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42748,I wanted them to fly down some orchids from our greenhouse but all of Long Island is fogged in.,It's the thought that counts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42749,Could I lie down in your bed for a little while? I just can't sleep.,We only arrived a few minutes ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42750,"Dignan, he's my brother. I can't just leave him there.",This could be a trap.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42751,Maurice Chevalier! There's a fellow with personality.,What's he got that I haven't got?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42752,Mom's such a cutie.,People usually have to get to know me before they hate me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42753,Leon! This has the ugly sound of regeneration.,I'm afraid that's what it is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42754,"Better get that story in, Hank, it's getting late.","You're supposed to be a smart guy! If it was raining hundred dollar bills, you'd be out looking for a dime you lost some place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42755,Kenai at the general store asked me to bring these. Didn't expect we'd already met.,No big deal. We just got off on the wrong foot. What's your name?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42756,That's life. My kisses are alive.,Who's to say my monsters aren't alive?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42757,Go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs.,I don't think I can get her to do it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42758,There's only one way to find out for sure. Try to cancel the last speech.,I'd prefer we didn't refer to it as my last speech.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42759,"You'll notice that my friends and I all look and behave in a remarkably similar fashion, but there are subtle differences between us. McDermott is the biggest asshole. Van Patten is the yes man. Price is the most wired. I'm the best looking. We all have light tans. Right now I'm in a bad mood because this is not a good table, and Van Patten keeps asking dumb, obvious questions about how to dress .",What are the rules for a sweater vest?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42760,"Sal, I'm sorry about this. But we can get outta this thing. There's a way outta this.",Are you serious? About throwin' a body outta here if we have to?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42761,"My daughter, she's bought a big house with a room for me. I'm going to move in with her.",You're moving away? When?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42762,We can accommodate up to three hundred people here very comfortably.,"Boy, I bet you we could really have a good party in this room, huh hon?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42763,But he does seem familiar?,He reminds me of someone I knew in my youth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42764,"Look, do you want the bed in or not?",Just take it slowly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42765,"Of course, you do. Being magic. Then you know I've got a flu bug, and I turn green and barf profusely when I even think about food. So, all the more meatballs for you. But you know what.","I did. Do I have to eat lamb? Daddy didn't cook it, she did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42766,He's right. You'll get my whole family killed.,"He's right? Look, don't try to put blood on my hands. You've got one hell of a nerve siding with him!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42767,"The jizz-mopper's job is to clean up the booths afterward, because practically everybody shoots a load against the window, and I don't know if you know or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.",This is the last time I come to this place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42768,Did you put like a hundred things of Tic Tacs in my mailbox?,Yeah. That was me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42769,I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.,"Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42770,"He's God! I mean, this man is God! He's got millions of followers who would crawl all the way across the world just to touch the hem of his garment.",Really? It must be a tremendous hem.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42771,"Nothing. 'Cause how you do delivery on the beach, I don't like. Maybe this does not work.",Then it don't work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42772,"Yeah, I guess money don't buy class.",No. But it buys a lot of other things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42773,He gets huge advances on his novels. He's going back to that. You know how he hates it here.,There's still time to undo this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42774,"Well, if he has a claim, we'd better see him. Send him in.","He's capable of causing you a lot of trouble, Mr. Deeds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42775,The plumber's due out on Friday.,You'll have to explain that to the police.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42776,You hated being alone. Couldn't stand it. Busy every minute. Always plugged into something.,I didn't know what really being alone was. No one back here does.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42777,"I'll have, like, a beer. Like a Budweiser, or something.",I like you. I don't know what it is exactly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42778,They wanted identification. I don't have any identification. I wasn't trying to hurt them.,"You don't have a driver's license, James? Or a Social Security card?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42779,I wanted to get the hell out of Prague before Silent Night falls.,"Not bad, man, not bad. You put things together quick. Prague it is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42780,Do you always keep old newspapers around?,Only when they make interesting reading.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42781,"Norther, do you ever regret not making it to Paris?",I can't imagine any place better than here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42782,"Hey, Ted. Wanna go shopping?","Shopping, really? I should tell my friend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42783,"I'm so glad to see you, Sara.","I believe you. Did that nice doctor let you out? Or is this you improvising again, Grady?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42784,Because there were a zillion DEA guys hanging around the terminal.,"A zillion, huh? That's a lot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42785,"Oh man, it smells like butterscotch.",Hell's yeah. She was so clean.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42786,Ouch. Do you think we could spend some time together this morning?,I can't. I'm seeing a friend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42787,Think of it as a rite of passage to manhood.,"Like one of those ""National Geographic"" specials with the topless chicks?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42788,"I thought I made that clear before, when I said I would go down on you.","I remember. You could do that, couldn't you? Go down on me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42789,"What can you tell me, young man, about the various flavors of ""frozen yogurt""?","Look, I'll be done in a minute. Just wait outside.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42790,"Hey, what kind of swag did you score?","Yeah. Mall madness, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42791,I was like yes! I'm going out with him!,That's right. That's why foreplay is better than sex.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42792,Richard Nixon's going to be President. Nixon wears hats.,You think this'll cheer Dad up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42793,"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. I have intrusive thoughts all the time.",I'm supposed to be running.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42794,You could tell she took care of herself. She had all these powders and creams in her bathroom.,Let me smell it again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42795,"A Jew, a shaman, and a herbalist are telling you the same thing? You're insane.","Basically the same thing. In a very evolved, esoteric way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42796,Are you sure you can drive? You've really had a lot of alcohol.,Shhhh! This is the national anthem.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42797,"Well, I, I didn't say I was special, but it's one thing, you know, and it's another thing to actually communicate it to people. You know what I mean? If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, does that make a sound?",Of course it does.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42798,You called the casino a cesspit.,Well it is. But I know where I am.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42799,"Ladies and gentleman, Mrs. Asian Design Major herself: Caitlin Bree!","You saw that article? God, isn't it awful? My mother sent that in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42800,"If I could lay my hands on those letters, I could make a fortune.",So could I. And I'm a poor businessman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42801,You snore at night. That bugs me. Can I take you out?,Your brothers are right. It was the most god-awful smell I've ever had my nose around.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42802,I don't want anyone else ever to have you.,I was so worried I wouldn't compare with Hannah.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42803,We felt his presence.,I shall want telepathy during his visit and a report when we're finished.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42804,I sent her to the party. I figured I'd wait up here until you killed Tran.,What makes you think I'm gonna kill Tran?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42805,"Guess! Guess, Majesty. Imagine the longest time such a thing could last, then double it.","Well, six or seven minutes! maybe eight!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42806,"Oh Frankie, what's this I hear about your brother?",He missed three weeks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42807,So now you're saying my mother trapped you?,"I'm saying I handled my responsibilities like a man. But when you're in the NBA, you pull into a city and there's a hundred women waiting at the hotel. And another twenty that made it past security on your floor. And the boldest one is standing right at your door. And after awhile, it just becomes part of the game. I'm sorry I lied to you, I shouldn't have. But I did it cause I love you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42808,"No, Mr. Powers, I expect them to die. Even after they pay me the money, I'm still going to melt all the cities of the world with hot magma. All right, guard, begin the unnecessarily Slow-Moving Dipping Mechanism.",Release the sharks! All the sharks have had laser beams attached to their heads. I figure every creature deserves a warm meal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42809,What's in your bag?,This and that. Toothpaste and whatnot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42810,"Well, that's why I'm here. She wants to come back, but she's afraid you're gonna whack her out.","Yeah, they're gonna kidnap my kid. What do you want?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42811,"I can't stay, I just came to read my poem.",We'd love to hear it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42812,She had an insect deliberately inserted in her throat. That hasn't been made public yet. We don't know what is means.,Was it a butterfly?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42813,If I knew I wouldn't have to ask. What did you do? I was happy the way it was.,I moved the couch. That's all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42814,You're off the hook. Tammy here has confessed.,I told you! I told you! You're going to pay for my banner!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42815,"A facial at Elizabeth Arden, which was really relaxing, then to the Pottery Bam where I bought this silver muffin dish.",Is that Donald Trump's car?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42816,This is good. Little hints of clove.,I know. I love that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42817,"I can't do it, Louis. It isn't ethical. I could lose my license.",Why can't you just have them released? You're a doctor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42818,He wants to show now.,You going to let him? You going to reward him by being the son he was never man enough to be a father to?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42819,"Oh shut up. Craig, darling are you in there?",Yes. How did you know it was me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42820,"I'm the ebay Boy, remember? I can't exactly afford that kind of equipment.",Who do you know who can? Where do we go?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42821,"Laura, how about one friend for the rest of your whole life?","Yes, that's what I want. Thanks D.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42822,"Listen everybody, I know this may sound corny, I've had a few glasses of wine and that kind of makes me a little emotional, but I'm going to say it anyway. It just came over me in a rush. I want you all to know that I care about each and every one of you at this table.","That's very sweet of you Vaughan. We care about you, too. Don't we y'all?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42823,How many people do you think heard that thing last night?,It plays in 50 states.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42824,"That's a train, son. Don't stand in front of them.","Well, I guess I'm going to have to take a mulligan on this one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42825,"Not only could you kill yourself, but you could set fire to Earth's atmosphere and destroy all human life as we know it.",Gotcha. Okay. Supernova bad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42826,"I kid you not, Mayo, I am in love. We must've set a new indoor record today. You want to know how many times we did it?","You'd better get smart, man. It's time to walk away.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42827,You used to love it when I called you doll.,You said it differently then.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42828,Joe and I have no secrets from each other.,How nice for you both.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42829,Can you believe how perfect it fits?,Yeah. Who'd have thought they'd both be a size 138 regular.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42830,It's your grandma's strudel that's kept this family together.,"Grandpa, if you had a chance to do it all again, what would you do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42831,They were wearing masks.,Of course they were. How many?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42832,We rep lines? You know? Fashion?,And you grew up in Manhattan?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42833,I gotta work with these women.,"Okay, sweetie, that's all right. Let's go. Let's go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42834,"Do you mind putting that gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm in a delicate condition.","You idiot! Asta! Stop that! Get down! Now, stay there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42835,"Jesus, I hope I'm not interrupting you again. I heard you walking around in here. Figured I'd drop by.","Yeah, come in Charlie. Hadn't really gotten started yet - what happened to your ear?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42836,"You mean, it would be too tough to give me a turndown here. Easier on home grounds.",Yes or no. They're both easier at home. Okay?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42837,The soul. The spirit. Whatever you want to call it.,"Ah, the part of us that can't be explained.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42838,"Well, allow me to do the honors. It's fucking freezing and I need something.",Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42839,"Justice, yes. Paid, I don't know. They like the idea, but my hands are tied with budget restraints.","But I'll get my normal fee, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42840,You are trying to say that an American would inform on other Americans?,That's the general idea. Only it's not so general as far as I'm concerned.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42841,"Jesus, this place is packed.",We had a run in the mass murder section.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42842,You got that right. I thought you wanted to kill vampires.,"I don't want to kill anybody, and I don't want to talk about it anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42843,"Listen, boy, it's more than twenty days from here.",Twenty days!? The world is that big?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42844,I want to feel something else than this. It's either that or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.,I've only got a couple left. I'm saving them for later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42845,"This game is pretty important to him. He made all-stars in high school, you know.",That must have made you proud.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42846,"If you think about it, I think you'll see that the object of your obsession is invariably something negative that you couldn't possibly have any control over.","Well, do you think many people run around thinking about how happy they feel and how great things are? I mean, maybe they do, but I doubt those people are in therapy. Besides, being happy isn't all that great. My figure is always at its best when I'm depressed. The last time I was really happy I put on twenty-five pounds. I thought John was going to have a stroke.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42847,"Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Ms. Moss?","Listen, Captain Cold, the suit, maybe, even though silver went out in the 70's. But those boots are unforgivable. What is it with men?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42848,I want 15 on the Mets.,How about 7 1/2?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42849,You shouldn't. You washed me up very thoroughly.,As thoroughly as I could. It wasn't easy. But you are helping me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42850,"I'm not a bloody teenager okay, I told you I can't do that shit.","That's it, I am just stupid teenager, yes?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42851,It's made from cherry. That's a hard wood.,It's a nice table.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42852,We're going to leave someone here at the house in the event that she calls in. Someone will be here until we find them.,"The important thing is not to let on that you know anything. We want to try and find out where they are. Now I don't want to get too personal, but do you have a good relationship with your wife? Are you close with her?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42853,"I know we banned this play, but frankly I can't remember why. Can you refresh my memory, Herr Director?","For the same reason, Herr Chamberlain, that it was banned in France.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42854,"So the idea is if a guy punches me, he really hurts his hand?","You said it popped out too easily. Nothing's ever good enough for you, is it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42855,You know how spiritual he's gotten ever since he saved Mrs. Halpern and Katie.,"He saved Mrs. Halpern? Please, the twisted fuck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42856,"It was the poorest lemon ranch in California, I can tell you that. My father sold it before they found oil on it.","It was the poorest lemon ranch in California, I can assure you. My father sold it before they found oil on it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42857,We used to sing it in school. Don't look at me with such horror. They had schools in those days.,But the same song. I think it's fantastic!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42858,You got a .44 Magnum?,That's an expensive gun.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42859,"Jesus Christ on the cross, I said I'm listening.","Good. Vito, you trust that Mook too much. So does Pop.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42860,"Working? What do you mean, working? I'm walking.",Isn't it illegal to drink and drive?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42861,It's part of the hydrogalvanic system. The ocean tides are changed into energy somehow.,Is it inside the city?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42862,You were in my dream just now. I didn't recognize you.,"Well, you look pretty different, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42863,"Here's that certified check, Walter. I drew out my wife's savings, and if this isn't back by 5:30 I'm a ruined man!","Don't worry, Duffy, you'll have it back by five. Thanks, Duffy. Stick around.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42864,"Then he offered me one million dollars to walk away, to quit the business.",You didn't take it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42865,"I'm sorry, Mrs. Rieper. I'm feeling quite fatigued.","We don't want to tire you out, dear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42866,He has lots of disks.,"I think he was working on them today, so they're probably in his office. Could you find them and see who they belong to?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42867,"Steven, Conor didn't die.",But I had heard his wounds were mortal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42868,"Saturday, I have some things to do around the house.",So you're monumentally busy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42869,"You know, I could take those whales somewhere they wouldn't be hunted.",You? You can't even get from Sausalito to San Francisco without a lift.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42870,I know. I know what you mean. I don't wanna end up on the damn Geraldo Show.,He said they're charging us with murder.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42871,I don't know. I have to make a stop in Vegas. Business to finish. Then maybe I'll head to Santa Barbara. I might be able to pick up some work there.,"You just travel around, no direction, no steady work. You must like taking chances.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42872,"Oh, so sorry! Didn't mean to offend your droid. You think braking and shutting down in that amount of time is easy?",I'm still not sure what you've accomplished.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42873,"I'm sorry, someone slammed the door on me. I couldn't get out.",It was probably the wind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42874,"Well, haven't you ever felt like you were born to do something?",Yes. Heating and air conditioning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42875,"Yeah, but, what if this guy lived a billion, trillion years ago? Like, what if he was a cave man, and now he's dead?","Don't be stupid, Larry. If he's my destiny, then, obviously, he has to be alive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42876,"Vienna is a closed city, Miss Schmidt, he can't get away.","Poor Harry, I wish he was dead, he would be safe from all of you then.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42877,"Oh, this heat! Times like this I wish we took that offer from your brother and moved on up to Michigan.",They got heat in Michigan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42878,They used to. Today it's not an issue.,"No, but deep down, beneath the ""tolerance"" they learn on television, nothing's changed. The very word makes their skin crawl. It isn't even hate, really. It's more the way we feel when a rat runs across the floor. We want to step on it. Crush it. We don't even know why. It's a physical reaction. Everyone feels it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42879,"Shuttle, beat, shed. And watch your heddles.",I love my heddles. Show me again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42880,"You don't mind, really, do you, Roy? It's been such a wonderful evening, I guess I just wore myself out.",Sure. I'm pretty tired myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42881,It's good luck before an audition. She'll be all right once it starts.,Miss Caswell got lucky too late. The audition is over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42882,"Yeah, we check you into Mt. Hebron for a few days, run lots of tests, charge a bundle. You can pull your pants up now.",I hope they still fit. Do I get to keep the glove?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42883,"I don't remember his name. You must understand it was quite crowded, and when you are called in circumstances like that to look at the wound of the President who is dead, you don't look around too much to ask people for their names and who they are.",But you were a qualified pathologist. Was this Army general a qualified pathologist?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42884,"I think lipstick looks fake, no-ones lips are that color.",Have you ever tried any?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42885,"Martin, this is Jay. The intakes are clogged with dust. We overheated and burned out a whole cell.",Damn it! How long to fix?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42886,You have the most architectural skull. And your nose. Very expressive.,Broke is more like it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42887,"They come in all sizes honey, just like shoes.",Is it for a child?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42888,"Here ya go, convict. We cased the place in the fall, got the layout down. What you're gonna do is show us where each of these doors go, what the upstairs level looks like, where they got the alarms, all of it.",And where they hide the real money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42889,There's more! There's a couple stuck in there. I know there's more.,"God, I'm telling you, they're out!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42890,I can't believe I'm going to miss the game!,At least we're stuck here together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42891,"Wade, Sarge, Corporal Insect, all of us, hell, I'll bet even the Captain has a mother.","Well, maybe not the Captain, but the rest of us have mothers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42892,"Five bucks an hour. That's the going rate, isn't it? It's a quarter past two now. My wife's picking me up at five-thirty, so that'll give you about three hours. If you can't finish today, you can do the rest tomorrow.","Is there a benefits package, or are you hiring me on a freelance basis?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42893,"An implausible idea. Between you and me, no one in the world could do musical harm to the Princess Elizabeth.","Look, I must have pupils. Without pupils I can't manage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42894,"And you don't have to snort cocaine at the table all the time! What do you, what do you do? Carry a kilo around in your purse?",This crowd wouldn't know the difference! They're embalmed!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42895,Who's going to raid a funeral?,Some people got no respect for the dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42896,What's your business with Elektra King?,I thought you were the one in her business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42897,"I was just thinking, if I had your skin problems, I'd use a good tannisroot ointment. Every night.",Nothing's wrong with my skin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42898,"I remember when you got that locket, too. You were so excited I think you showed it to the whole school.",You have an incredible memory.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42899,"You know, if this ever happens again, you can make the fries even if I haven't put out the napkins yet.",I'm so glad you're here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42900,Did I frighten you?,You? Frighten me? That's a good one! I'm twice as fast as you are. Who'd have thought such a spent body can still boast such a fertile mind?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42901,"Martin, could you wait here for a few minutes while we make up our minds about something?","Go ahead, whatever it's worth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42902,"Keep it, Sire, if you want to. It is already here in my head.",What? On one hearing only?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42903,"So why don't you get up and speak something, then we will see who is crazy.","Ooh, well excuse me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42904,Yeah. Sure. Once Tino gets a new drumhead we should be good to go.,We could get back together too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42905,"Here I am going to Florida and my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself.","I'm falling apart, that's funny?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42906,I wonder if you handle your liquor more carefully than you handle your boat.,"Sometimes, you just have to plunge into things. Be reckless.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42907,"Everybody has a story, Skip.",Sounds like you have several.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42908,"Can you zoom it or something, make it real close, real big?","I'm the ebay Boy, remember? I can't exactly afford that kind of equipment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42909,I just pulled and it - it came off.,This is great - GREAT! Now we have to enter the front door!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42910,"Good morning, Mother. Didn't I tell you that he'd be marvelous. Everybody thought he was so charming last night.",I was so worried for fear he'd knock over a vase or something. I must have acted like an idiot. What does it say about the reception last night?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42911,"Holy shit, I've been going out with a loaded gun!",People get hurt that way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42912,"I'm sorry, sir. Our clientele is restricted to White Anglo-Saxons.",And I ain't no nigger either!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42913,I thought it was an obscene phone call.,"Now you hear obscene chewing. You're losing it, Laurie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42914,"I had a man trip and fall in the parking lot once, sued me before I could bat an eyelash.",I don't think Miss Daniels is going to sue anybody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42915,Maybe the assailant straightened the cabin. And forgot the cup.,Right. In the middle. Of the floor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42916,"Sorry, sir. We can't even do that in the 23rd Century.",There is a 20th Century possibility.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42917,I think that a motorbike is one of the last really free things that people can do.,Isn't this technically a scooter?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42918,Tell me I'll get hurt. That I might die. I've already done that. I don't need anyone's help. Yours included.,Do this thing and you will be vulnerable. The blood will not return. No powers. No reunion. Nothing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42919,Who do you think is the ugliest guy who ever lived.,"Well, Michael Bolton's pretty grisly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42920,"No we don't. But that's where we're going. From Minden we take a stage to Reno, then another one over to Auburn and another one to Placerville. Then it's a day's trip to Sonora.",Clay could save us an awful lot of time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42921,Oh! You scared me.,Me? No. What are you doing here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42922,My name is Kazim.,And why were you trying to kill me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42923,"I never been to a commune. I don't know. I saw pictures in a magazine, and it didn't look very clean to me.",Why don't you come to a commune with me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42924,"I know where you live: in a locker, in a bus station. What's it like living in a locker?","Cramped. You always drink like this, so early in the morning?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42925,I've been dreading you.,Bob Larson. Do you happen to have an unenclosed toilet in close proximity to a kitchen?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42926,Good. Ba will have to teach you to spin too.,I would rather march.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42927,"Y'know, four years ago I was working in a bakery. Two years ago I was bringing Marty coffee and he didn't even know my name. I run that office now. Marty believed in me and I believe in him. You want me to just throw that away?","Your boss is lying, Jennifer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42928,"Rick, I'll put my cards on the table. I think you know where those letters are.","Well, you're in good company. Renault and Strasser probably think so, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42929,Sulu. When did he find the time for a family?,"It's like you always said- if something's important enough, you make the time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42930,"Oh, God no, I made him sleep on the couch.",I'm proud of you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42931,Are you serious? About throwin' a body outta here if we have to?,"Well, I stalled him for a while. When it comes the time, then we'll work it out. Okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42932,Why doesn't Talby ever eat down here with the rest of us?,"He just likes it up in the dome, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42933,You think things would be any different now?,"They are. When she calls me now, she's a different person-she's frightened and vulnerable. She's about to finish college and enter the real world. That's got to be scary for anyone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42934,"Look, I'm desperate. I'll try anything. But what if you can't snap me out of it?","No offense, but you're pretty out of it now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42935,"This is my boy, and my wife. Mr. John Ola of Miami.","I'm sorry, Michael. Senator Geary's here, and Mr. and Mrs. Barrett wanted to thank you before they left. Won't you join us, Mr. Ola?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42936,Are you sure this line is clean?,"Yeah, 'course I'm sure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42937,"Objection, Your Honor. The fact that Mrs. Crawford heard Mr. Troxell reconstruct her sentence and decided to rephrase her words in a more intelligent manner for the court doesn't mean the incident never happened.",I'm just curious to see if Mr. Troxell reconstructed anything else.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42938,I walked away. He said abort. He was gone so I walked away.,That was four hours ago! Who sent you? Did they send you here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42939,This pageant's like a roach motel.,"Girls check in, but they don't check out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42940,"Hey, man, is the piss-ass money you're making off this worth the risk of getting us all kicked out of here on an honor violation?",I don't notice anyone else complaining.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42941,I am getting tired. I need to take my medicine.,Do you want me to get it for you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42942,"Look, either shut up, or go home.","Absolutely right, shut up. Lashings of apologies all round.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42943,"Do me a favor. Don't pretend for a second that you and I don't know the truth. You can convince Time magazine and the Skeptical Inquirer of whatever you want, but I was there.",You signed a non-disclosure agreement before you went to the island that expressly forbade you from discussing anything you saw. You violated that agreement.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42944,"Are you Mister Dudley, the caretaker?","Yeah, I'm Mister Dudley, the caretaker. What are you doing here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42945,You know what I mean. We've done it before and we can damn well do it again!,Cut their goddamn heads off. Every one of them. That's what we're doing in California.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42946,We're gonna call it California sinsemilla. Sounds exotic.,"I'm telling you, Derek, it will sell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42947,"Mr. Bane, I'll finish off the city. You, as they say in showbiz, are on. Take the boys and kill the kids. But bring me the Bat.",We have eleven minutes to stop Freeze And thaw the city.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42948,"So, things change. The government has moved to the circus. You're going to fight last. And Commodus is going to fight first.","You were a soldier, and then a gladiator, weren't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42949,"The kids are in the yahd, playing near the cah. How's that sound?",Like you're from N'Yawk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42950,"As you have been robbed of your purse, may I have permission to lend your ladyship a couple of pieces to pay any expenses which you might incur before reaching your home?","That's very kind of you, Mr. O'Higgins.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42951,"You forgetting the gag line, Killaine. The police don't take anything for granted.",I'm afraid they do. Far too often. So long.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42952,"Dickie, are you with Peter Smith- Kingsley? I bet you are. My aunt thought she saw him.","Peter Smith-Kingsley? I haven't seen him in months. No, I'm alone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42953,It's gonna be hard for me to get away with the show taking off.,Even more reason to see him. He'll be overjoyed with your success.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42954,"Okay, just calm down. He could hurt us, brother. He could ruin the whole thing.","Let him go or I will deliver you, right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42955,My shit is together.,It don't look together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42956,Back when I was your age I always used to make myself a big banana split after sex. I think you're gonna need one tonight.,Don't get ahead of yourself. You'll probably need it before I will.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42957,You shouldn't have shown the film to Frank.,I had to. It was the only way I could get at them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42958,"Relax, Eddie, I want you to go to the corner store. How much will it cost me?",How would I know how much it's gonna cost if I don't know what I'm buying?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42959,We wanted to tell you how you were helping us with your fixes.,"Well, sure, but I'm also worried about Walt Waldowski - Painless. His poker players got in an argument and asked him for a ruling, and he said what difference did it make, it was just a card game.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42960,"Well, I'm impressed. Absolutely incredible. I didn't expect pink and lacy, but this isn't exactly a woman's room.",What an incredible chauvinistic observation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42961,I'm looking for anything out of the ordinary. Maybe something from the FEMA offices where the bodies were found.,"We weren't expecting to find those remains, of course. They went right off to Washington.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42962,"Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about.","It doesn't matter how much we're played with. What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for. Right? Everyone is now looking down, sheepish.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42963,And Ryan works at home.,And your phone calls are nasty and abusive. And I've come this close to suing you for harassment. And you're only here because we're supposed to be sucking up to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42964,You scared the hell out of me.,"Yeah, but what an entrance!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42965,"I'm so glad you could come. Here we are, all together again.",Happy as can be. In the old groove.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42966,"You named the kid after yourself, huh?",That boy's one in a million. A real tiger.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42967,"Elizabeth. If it's true, travel into Germany would be banned. You'd never get near Ingolstadt. Besides, they're only rumors.",And not a word of them to Father. He's agitated enough not hearing from Victor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42968,Those are ancient history.,"Oh yeah? Well, if you're ever in the mood for a history lesson, I'm your teacher, understand?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42969,I'll do my best. Is the place open.,"Yep, it's all yours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42970,There are some letters here from him. Some are just to you.,I don't care. I hate him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42971,You look very deep when you do that. It's interesting. We're Complete opposites- I'd never just sit and wait for insparation. I'd skip my turn and swap some letters.,"Ms. yin, and Mr. yang Aha!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42972,You're not rotting meat.,Oh no? Smell this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42973,"We towed Ben Gardner's boat in, Larry; he was dead and his boat was all chewed up.",Is that tooth here? Did anyone see it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42974,I didn't know the C.I.A. had psychiatrists.,We're very specialized.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42975,"Ya know, those things to get attention, like saying that her bed shakes and stuff.",Have you ever known your daughter to swear and use obscenities?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42976,Your Spanish is good enough. You certainly look the part.,"You're crazy. People would hire a has-been, Ray? A drunk?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42977,"No matter how many times I leave the toilet seat up, she forgets and puts it down.",Endearingly absent-minded.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42978,Where are you staying in Vancouver Royal. It's pretty crowded you know.,Is it? I expected to go to the Vancouver Royal. Should I have a reservation?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42979,"It seems like ever since I found out about this guy, this name, I've been kind of crazy. Like I was on drugs or something.",I know the feeling.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42980,Of course we do. We have to sign our taxes.,You can never be too early or too thin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42981,"You got yourself a bet, Georgia boy. You're a witness.","Okay, I'm a witness, but how do you prove who's right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42982,I guess that's why you go for Hot Lips Houlihan.,You know damn well I nearly puke when I look at her. I don't even think she's a real blonde.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42983,"If you go in, you can't use tear gas or flashbangs. The whole place would go up.",Looks like you're bailing out at the right time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42984,What'd I tell you? I don't do none of that shit no more. I'm in communications now.,Stolen phone cards and two-ways is what you sayin'.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42985,Look at those Korean motherfuckers across the street. I betcha they haven't been a year off da motherfucking boat before they opened up their own place.,It's been about a year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42986,What's he doing daddy?,He's blessing the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42987,"This is like my every wet dream come true. I don't even care that you're here, too, bro.",Be cool. Fake it if you have to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42988,Where'd that come from? He holds up a giant key chain.,"Come on, I live with the janitor. I have a key to every room in the school.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42989,"How about the Caitlin Bree Walk on the Boardwalk, Then Get Naked Somewhere Kind of Private Date?",I hear that's a rather popular date.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42990,You need a nickname.,That's what I been telling everybody! Wanta dance?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42991,"You been spying on me in the supermarket, Nessa?",Have women found you attractive?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42992,But so many suns have set since Le Renard struck the war post. Is he not tired?,"Where is that sun?! It has gone behind the hill. It is dark and cold. It has set on his people, they are fooled and kill all the animals and sell all of their lands to enrich the European masters who are always greedy for more than they need. And Le Subtil is the son of his tribe. There have been many clouds and many mountains. But now he has come to lead his nation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42993,Are you out of your fucking mind? We're going to die.,How can you die if you're already dead?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42994,"Halloween is coming, soon. You will have Top Dollar if you watch for me at the Showtime, tomorrow night.",I should be trying to stop you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42995,"Well, technically your Zeda is a survivor.",He was in a concentration camp?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42996,"No, the problem is one's dead, one's got a bullet in his arm, and one won't talk. The one who won't talk was trading live fire with the dead one as we reached the pick-up.",I'm assuming that's what made him the dead one?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42997,Speak for yourself. I get chicks looking at me all the time. All ages.,It's not worth it. You pay too big a price. It's never free.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_42998,"I know it's not easy. Just remember, he didn't choose to be your father and you didn't choose to be his son. You just ended up together. You could pick numbers out of a dark bag and it'd be just the same. If you ask me, it's a wonder parents and children can stand each other at all.","But I understand you, Mom. I always have.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_42999,"Go out, take your first left.",Just walk down the hall?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43000,My walkie talkie's busted. I can't tell what's going on.,Let me see it. Did you drop it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43001,I think you're afraid to put the two of us in the same room together. I think you're afraid he'll be undeniably drawn to me.,"Oh, for God's sake. Really, Cynthia, really, I don't think he's your type.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43002,We have a big problem. The Hutu army have come and ordered us all of us out of the hotel.,Out? Where are you going?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43003,You're not safe anywhere nowadays.,"But please, Baron. We're not supposed to breathe a word of it. You won't tell anybody I told you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43004,"You want to stick around here, Sailor? See if we can get some work?",Not in Houston. We'd be better off in some place more out of the way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43005,"Mr. Treves, some more books arrived for Mr. Merrick.","Thank you, Mothershead. Have a porter put them in my office.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43006,Erica? She said she was tired. She went back to the hotel.,"Oh, How'd she get back?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43007,"OK, good. That's good. Thanks an awful lot for everything, and for coming down here to see me off.",It was just a little going-away gesture.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43008,"Aww, the little bird died.","Yeah, I didn't know what else to do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43009,This is a great young out-of-work actress.,Elliot Litvak. Have you been ill? And Mr. Rogan. How nice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43010,"I'm so thankful you'll be leaving next week. If you want me to pick you up, I will.",I've already made arrangements.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43011,"You look awful, like you haven't slept in days. And so old.","But happy. Very happy, Peggy Sue.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43012,Hi. I was worried I was early.,I was a lot earlier.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43013,I've been working out.,I mean body temperature. Do you have a fever?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43014,You want to sue Wyant Wheeler Hellerman Tetlow and Brown?,Correct. I'm seeking representation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43015,"But wait, there's more. With a few swift clicks of this hand-computer interface, commonly referred to as a mouse, I can download illicit pornographic material and even send it along to a friend via a cyber postal route known as e-mail.",Porno? You're tellin' me that you can get porno on that thing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43016,"I think the village of East Proctor is hiding some dark and terrible secret. I'm convinced that, like David, they believe in this werewolf.",You've absolutely no idea where David might be?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43017,You guys should stop by the restaurant for lunch today.,Great. What's the latest we can get there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43018,"Oh, I don't have no plans. No plans at all.","Look - Denver be here in the day. I be here in the night. I'm a take care of you, you hear? Starting now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43019,You're in one hell of a jam. You realize that?,I'm high as a kite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43020,That's why I picked it. We can start a whole new life down here.,"Are you going to be happy here, Mr. James? Without all that excitement?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43021,Like I'm going to pay twenty bucks to see Neil Moynihan in some band that I helped start.,"Okay. Well, you know, he's always been a nice guy and I like him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43022,Wave to my son.,How the hell do we get him down. from there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43023,"We're leaving, don't try and stop us.",You're not going anywhere. You hear me? I'm still your father.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43024,It never used to be. You were two left feet on the dance floor. Like pulling teeth to get you to do a little box step.,Guess I must've learned.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43025,"Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.",My suitcase was vibrating?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43026,Thanks for saving me from a fate worse than death.,I didn't mean to!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43027,Maybe I should call Janine.,Don't worry. Janine has a very special way with children.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43028,I have my family. Also our Lord Jesus Christ.,Of course. How is the old boy these days?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43029,"I've got what I want. Turn around baby, look at me. Look at your man.","I want you to do something for me, baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43030,"Your curfew is 9:30 and you know it, little miss.",It won't happen again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43031,"He wasn't designed to live a complete, human life span.",Can anything be done for him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43032,"Jacqueline, you have spoken so often of ending it all, I can't understand why this should be so difficult for you. You have only to drink a little.","Yes, Jacqueline. You were always talking suicide - - of ending your life when you wanted to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43033,"He looks great, though, doesn't he? I have to know - where do you get a suit like that? what is that, silk? It's great.","I'd say I'd get you one but the guy who made it, he's probably dead, I don't know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43034,Charles! I didn't know you were back. Have a good holiday?,"Not too bad, thanks. How have you been?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43035,"Don't tell me to go away, Stanley. I am the Co-ordinator in this show and you will answer the questions that I ask, you understand?","What's the problem, what's the problem here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43036,"And here I thought ""anarchy"" was just something cool to put on a Tshirt.","Come on, Xander. You used to stand for something. What happened to you, man? I thought you'd get it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43037,"You can call me Nell, Dr. Marrow.",Nell. Good enough. And I'm Jim.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43038,"Scooter, let's me and you go over to Dairy Queen and pick up a few things for lunchtime.",I can go. You don't have to. You don't never go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43039,"No, I stopped. I didn't want to feel like I was being artificially modulated.",I know what you mean. That's why I stopped.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43040,Thanks for getting rid of those flowers.,Don't worry about it. Who sent the flowers?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43041,"Look, I'm really sorry that Mom and Dad made you take me in. Really. If it's such a big deal, I'll go. But remember this, it used to be fun. It used to be warped, twisted and hilarious, and I mean that in the best possible way, I mean it as a compliment. I mean, I'm sorry T-I-M left you. But I am not T-I-M.","I was hilarious once, wasn't I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43042,She's already on a plane back home.,"Yeah? Well come prom night, those excuses aren't going to do you much good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43043,"dollars in c-notes, a numeric pager, a double-A battery, and a first class round-trip ticket to JFK.",We're going to New York?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43044,"Yah, sorry, so I was married to Linda Cooksey - ya remember Linda? She was a year behind us.","I think I remember Linda, yah. She was - yah. So things didn't work out, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43045,You'll stalk the streets of London a creature of the night.,You're talking like Boris Karloff! It's movie dialogue!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43046,"Yeah, I kissed a girl and this guy didn't like it and we had some words, so I decided to get out of there.","So I did, I got out of there, I don't want no trouble. You know me. So I walked out on the street and the fella tried to shoot me in the back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43047,Why don't we save it for later? It's almost time for Letterman.,You know I don't like to watch talk shows by myself. Where're you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43048,"I've got a lot of thinking to do. 'Sides, the room was getting too crowded for me.","Not too much of the socializing type, then?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43049,I'm coming! Keep dead quiet. Don't even breathe.,I'll be right here. I won't leave you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43050,You promised to come for tea yesterday. I waited for so long.,I'm sorry. I haven't even got any cigarettes left!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43051,It's perfect the line is busy?,Yes. I can use he signal to triangulate her exact position in the White House.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43052,Yes. Although I can get a headache just like anyone.,Do bullets really bounce off you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43053,put off by the idea of staying alone in a place where something like that actually happened.,"Well, you can rest assured Mr. Ullman, that's not going to happen with me, and eg as far as my wife is concerned, I am sure she'll be absolutely fascinated when I tell her about it. She's a confirmed ghost story and horror film addict.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43054,"Fourteen day escrow, man, that's almost three weeks! They shouldn't be here for another week! They don't own this house yet!",Exactly how is fourteen days almost three weeks?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43055,It's common knowledge you hate children and animals. Why are you back in Metropolis?,Why? Because I want to be the first one to introduce you to a new kid on the block.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43056,I can whip your ass.,That's easy to say from over here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43057,"Well, no, Roy. Your mother found you.","Oh, yeah? Thanks. How long do they say I'm in here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43058,"We can load the lifeboat up with explosives and trigger them remotely, once the lifeboat is in space.",I think it's going to be almost impossible to drive it up into the lifeboat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43059,Get your head back in the game. There are lives at stake here.,"Of course. I'll do what I can. I have to go, before they notice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43060,"What's with that Laura? Yeah, sure, take a look around. There's no one here anyway.",You're right. There's no one here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43061,And these pan pizzas have opened up the doors to heaven?,Correct. That's for you. Keep it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43062,So maybe it's time we took a vacation from each other.,"Vacation? Christ, Charlie, it's a Monday night. You said so yourself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43063,I can't. I need my family around me now.,Well. I told my mother that we were to be married. And she got well. Right away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43064,Why do you think they call him Jangle Leg?,Somebody just told me he wins the three-legged race every year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43065,That feller's a whole sight meaner than me. He'd just whup the tar out of me.,"Yeah, I guess so. I'm real tired, you know that. A kid my age shouldn't be tired of things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43066,"Yes, I would like to see Ben.","Oh, Mr. Rand, of course. Right this way, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43067,"You had them eating out of your hand, kiddo.",They had their minds made up before I even went in there. They think I'm a head case.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43068,"Well, look who's dressing for success.",At least this ensemble doesn't glow in the dark.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43069,I'm not wasting my water on him.,"I don't care what he says, he wanted our gold. Would have slit our throats if he had the chance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43070,Hold on a minute. Where you going?,"I'm going to Del Amo, see a movie, get something to eat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43071,I won't stay long. I had to talk to someone.,You don't usually talk to anyone when you're hurting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43072,Then I'll call the mainland for a charter.,Phones went down a few minutes ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43073,Are you saying that sometimes the miracles are real?,"No. I'm saying they were always fake. The saints, the messiahs, they were just illusionists.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43074,"Right now? A six man security force, plus a member of our Butler staff. So seven men total.",You have a butler working that floor?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43075,I need to find my daughter. I'll pay you.,Who the fuck do you think you are? Where the fuck do you think you are? Why the fuck do you think I shouldn't just put you in a dumpster?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43076,"We don't generally feature blow-up dolls in our magazine. But hey, if you think there's a market for it.","God, I love being dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43077,"Katharine! Oh dear God, Katharine - what are you doing here?",I can't move. I can't get out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43078,He doesn't know you. Couldn't you change?,The cops were all over my house. They'll kill me for sure.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43079,You bought the new girdles a size smaller. I can feel it.,Something maybe grew a size bigger.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43080,There is the bathroom. I put in soap and a toothbrush.,"Thanks. Say, she's quite a character, that Norma Desmond.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43081,"Yeah. I had sex with Jake, and it took him like an hour and a half.",Yeah. The shit gets wacked. Fifteen minutes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43082,"All in all, what Bill wants to do is build the golden bridge to Drew with no hard feelings.",You think Drew will go for it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43083,"You just sit here, I gotta turn the fire on under the cooking.","That's very nice-a you, Aunt Theresa.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43084,"Look, the other night, I want to apologize.","Yeah, what happened there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43085,You weren't you. You were John Malkovich.,"I was, wasn't I? I was John fucking Malkovich! Take me back, Craig.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43086,I went camping once. I love to brush my teeth in a brook and floss with a weed.,"We ought to start camping again, Dad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43087,Delbert seems to enter #21 twice. Without leaving the first time.,Let's get him in here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43088,"You sure Foley and his pal aren't coming up here, do this themself?","If they're not busted now, they're gonna be. It's wide open.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43089,"Well, you look money, baby. We both look money.",That's where we make our scene.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43090,"I just asked you about making love to your wife, and you started talking about your job.","I'm not hiding in my work, if that's what you're saying.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43091,"Fred, I don't know what to say. A thing like this almost destroys a man's faith in human nature.","I wish you wouldn't talk like that, Pete.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43092,Good. I think its time to beckon Mr. Flemmer. Perhaps He can help us out of this pickle.,"Boy, this is a toughie. To be honest, I didn't anticipate this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43093,"Darling, where are the glasses? Oh, here they are.",Raymond! Where's the fuckin' beer?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43094,I have a headache.,That will soon pass. It's nothing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43095,That's gonna be tough because Dixie McCoy's dead. The A.I. flatlined him.,"I know. You ever work with ghosts, Case?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43096,"It's very simple. She belongs in that rarefied atmosphere of Park Avenue, expensive restaurants, and literary cocktail parties.",People with sense can belong wherever they're put.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43097,We're making an investment in Havana.,"Great, Havana's great. Lots of activity in Havana! Anybody I know here. Five-Angels? Anybody?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43098,"Dad, I'm about to have a kid of my own here. It would kill me if he went through his whole life never understanding me.","It would kill you, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43099,"You get a translator, Captain?",I've got a line on one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43100,Damn! We gotta skedaddle!,I left my pomade in that car! Maybe I can creep up!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43101,Put the plates down. It's over.,"I don't think it's over. There are casinos all over this country. Let me make you a rich man, Lee. Don't make the same mistake he did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43102,"I've just climbed twelve floors. I'm hot and thirsty and I'm wondering, to be honest, what I'm doing here.",You're looking for a bomb.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43103,"These old movies are such a hoot. They thought they were being scary, but they're just funny.",Maybe it's supposed to be funny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43104,My name's Yvette. Sylvia sent me. You look just like she said.,"She's alright, isn't she?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43105,This island of yours sounds like a kind of unpredictable place.,It has its moments of uncertainty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43106,I think everything's ready.,Good. I'll start bringing things in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43107,Every American should see the Grand Canyon. Are you an American?,"Yes, I am and we're not going. Act professional.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43108,We can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.,Then ask the butler - or someone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43109,The only problem is that at no point in the series did I ever hear Leia or any of the rebels declare a particular religious belief.,I think they were Catholics.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43110,"Winifred, the kids want you home and so do I.",I won first prize.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43111,"Short pieces, huh? You should try to write songs.","You know, I've thought about that, actually.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43112,"Good. Now we're going to take an affadavit from you, but only concerning the facts of the Chinatown shooting. We honestly don't give a shit about the Kennedy assassination.",Are you willing to testify that the man you saw shoot Jimmy Chin was not the man the cops arrested?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43113,"I hate to bust your bubble honey, but I wasn't defending you.",But you was going to fight for me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43114,Hombre en fuego. Man On Fire. That's what the papers have named you.,It's what you and Rosanna named me. Right?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43115,Something came up in autopsy tonight. Imbedded in Beauregard's body we found a claw.,My God. Then it was an animal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43116,What's insane is the fact that Micheal here put a fucking girl's head through a toilet. That's insane.,They'll get us on accesory to murder.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43117,Have you reported to your Probation Officer as directed?,I never saw him. Why didn't he show up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43118,It's a combat action.,"It's murder, and I won't be any part of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43119,"We want to attract them, not scare them off.","Yeah, but you fangs can see in the dark. What am I supposed to do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43120,What are you talking about? So I've got a job. So what?,"Stop kidding me! Four years in a town like Los Ang-gleez, and a peanut selling job is the best you can do? You expect me to believe that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43121,"Man, this guy is really good.",He looks like my uncle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43122,"What time was it, Mrs. Halligan?","It was late, I know. The Dooley sisters was already in. They work at a show, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43123,I want you to go around the bend and tell those gorillas their leader is my prisoner.,"Yes, I can do that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43124,They appear to be authentic.,"Why are people walking around New York with swords, dressed in mid evil clothing?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43125,"You're not from around here, are you?",Why you say that? Just because I help a lady with her package?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43126,"You know, you're the first person I've brought here.","Oh, is this your special place?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43127,He tried to borrow money from us.,What idiot would lend him money? It would disappear.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43128,"Look at my car! Piece of shit! I just bought it brand new from a used-car lot, and the steering goes to the pot on me!",You're lucky no one was hurt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43129,Because he knows how to get to our man.,He'll never speak to a Gaiijin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43130,You're raggedy as a roach. You eat the holes out of donuts.,I'll be back on my feet. Soon enough.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43131,"My friends, I am not a rash, impulsive person. I'm not given to wild, unsupported statements. We must evacuate this planet immediately!",You are one of Krypton's greatest scientists Jor-El -,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43132,One-hundred-thirteen degrees. That was back in July of forty-seven. Now there ain't no way it's gonna be hotter than that.,Hundred and eight already.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43133,Are you sure you even packed it?,My mom packed for me. I think she sent everything I ever owned. So we'll see.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43134,Sometimes it's easier to just rip out the backstraps.,They'll fight like hell if you try to take the head without the dogs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43135,"But he'll hear everything we're saying. And if he just looks out of that window, he'll see everything we're doing.","That's the idea, General Schmuck. Zlat!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43136,So you're not just some guy who pushes coins across a counter.,"That's what people see, but that ain't necessarily what I am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43137,"Jim, where the hell have you been?",Nowhere. I don't have class until second period.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43138,We have a special home for you for the rest of your life. Nobody gets near you. You're not going any place.,"Yeah, some deal I made.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43139,We didn't find Sounder yet.,He'll show up one day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43140,"Well, I'm one of your biggest supporters. I tell everybody that comes in this cab that they should vote for you.","Why, thank you Travis.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43141,"He's gotten closer in 24 hours than all of the other operatives combined. He got us an account number to boot. Now even if he's just dumb and lucky, I say we back his play. I put him out there, Sam. If he doesn't come up with the money, they'll kill him. I can't let that happen.","Why not? You were going to throw him in a tub full of acid, weren't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43142,The amount of coke we got on you means capital punishment in some states.,"Move 'em to Texas, fry 'em up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43143,"From-the-movie-Mary-Brown, Trailer Park Bible Psycho?","Oh, for chrissake, she was an actor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43144,"That's true Doug, writers are supposed to write.",And pay for their drinks occasionally.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43145,Find out about a company called C.R.S. Consumer Recreation Services.,Sounds like they make tennis rackets. What do we know?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43146,"Honey, can we talk tonight? You know, about stuff? Things have been so strained for the past three weeks, since you know, and I just want to talk.","Everything's fine, honey. We don't need to talk. Besides I have to work late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43147,"Hey, Butt-Head, it's that slut from the plane!",Why it's you two. How'd ya do in Vegas?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43148,"Woman bites chicken leg, turns out to be a mouse. Or a rat. It's an urban myth.",Exactly. Always happened to someone else.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43149,"Uh, well, I'm a little nervous, I never did a person before.",You can do anything you want if you set your mind to it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43150,I'm starving. There's got to be something open around here.,I really don't have much of an appetite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43151,I'm sorry. This thing has just knocked me silly. How long do we have to wait for this police character?,Until he comes. He's a nice guy. You've met him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43152,I'll try- but this feels so different- that old lion I killed could never carry off a man Singh's size.,But you said they were always old.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43153,Guess we know what the next stop is.,"All right. Let's break out some utility shovels, lanterns, and a claymore in case we have to do any blasting. Me and Jaeger'll climb down, and see what we can see.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43154,You're the only one in the family who still talks to me.,"I remember when they all referred to me as ""the little spic poor Annette married."" Except her brother. You treated me with respect. Look, you paid your dues. Your slate is clean now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43155,It's just that Darren and Lizbeth are in charge of organizing and setting up the new campgrounds.,All the little kids arrive today. We're not ready to deal with that alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43156,"A vulgar pop term, but yes. Take an ordinary man and turn him into an assassin. That was our goal.",Ask what you can do for your country. That kind of thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43157,"It's just an idea. I want your opinion. I mean, we go halfway on everything, right?","It's more like 40-60, wouldn't you say?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43158,"Well, that definitely looks like marshmallow to me.","Yeah, it's some kind of mallow-type substance - that's for sure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43159,"I tell you what. I do this, I get to keep whatever images I get from her head.",They don't belong to anybody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43160,"What's your degree in, dentistry?","How do you explain slowing pulse, low respiratory rate and coma?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43161,You are a single mother. You have given up the right to be frivolous.,"If you'd read what he wrote, you would have left with him too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43162,But you work for the casino?,"I'm out here looking for Leo. I just looked you up as a favor to your dear friend, Dick Allen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43163,I have to see you.,"Sweetie! Oh, but we can't. It's business hours. I need to keep the membranous tunnel open for paying customers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43164,I thought maybe you'd like to hear a song.,"Oh, I'd love to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43165,The medics are looking all over for you.,"I'm meditating, can't you see? Jacques does two hours of yoga before going down. I can take a five minute nap, can't I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43166,I swear. I don't have a signature move.,"Oh, come on. You're like the Yoda of escorts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43167,Let's keep going. We're only an hour from Devil's Cauldron.,Relax. I just want to ask them how the hunting is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43168,"Feeling the paranoia tonight, are we?","Well, you know what they say, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean everyone's not out to slice your balls off and shove 'em down your throat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43169,"I want a hot, young white director. Maybe the kid, that pheenom who just did that hot new sexy Madonna video.",You're telling me some white boy is gonna direct this pilot?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43170,What if I call you Nicky?,My wife used to call me that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43171,We need to put out an NCIC inquiry.,How do you send out an APB on a dead man?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43172,The point is to not call attention to ourselves.,"I understand. Hey, it works for the Hasids, right? No one recognizes them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43173,"Look, why don't you just come on back inside for a second.","Wait a minute, lemme see that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43174,"Oh, you and Joe go back a long time. I known Joe since I was a kid. But me saying Joe definitely couldn't have done it is ridiculous. I can say I definitely didn't do it, cause I know what I did or didn't do. But I can't definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know. For all I know, you're the rat.","For all I know, you're the rat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43175,"I'm just thinking I'm glad I broke up with everyone I ever went out with. The swelling is gonna go down, right?",Are you allowed to do it more than once a night?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43176,Admiral! There be whales here!,"Well done, Mr. Scott. How soon can we be ready for warp speed?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43177,"Oh, that's the beauty of it. These are free samples.",So what's in the boxes? Heroin? Cocaine?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43178,The talk is everywhere!,"There's always talk, always been talk, and always will be talk. Don't they say how I'm trying to take over the Nation, how I'm getting rich off the Nation?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43179,I found it at this neat survivalist bookstore on Ventura.,Well what you reading it for?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43180,"HARRY, would you like to share with the rest of us what's so funny?",You wouldn't get it. Just a private joke between best friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43181,"You see that bird at the faro Table? That's Johnny Tyler. He Barged in here one day, said he Was takin' over the game, started Slappin' customer, wavin' his Gun around, scarin' off all the High-class play. Only trade comes In here now's just bummers and Drovers, just the dregs.",Why don't you get rid of him and Get yourself straight dealer?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43182,I'm looking for my friends.,"See, I heard you were looking for some guy with a scar. How's that going? You find him? Yes? No?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43183,He wasn't in on it. You set him off by going to Rekall.,So why am I still alive?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43184,I quit. Hit my dinger and hung 'em up.,"I'm quitting too. Boys, not baseball.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43185,"Well, I keep layin' out my own fuckin' dough for these trips and nothin' ever comes back. I mean, what hell's goin' on? What are we doin' over here?","You're goin' out to Las Vegas, you're havin' a good time at my expense. What the fuck? I mean, after all, you're the one having a good time, not me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43186,And where do you put these ghosts once you catch them?,In a storage facility.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43187,Why didn't I build in Orlando?,I'll keep an eye on it. Maybe it'll swing south like the last one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43188,Are you sorry she's dead?,Of course I am. What kind of question is that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43189,I think I burned my gun hand!,"It'd serve you right. Jose, run get a mop and clean this mess up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43190,Why don't you come to a commune with me?,Me? I could never go to a place like that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43191,You were rich before. This is the first time I was ever rich.,Go home! Show them how rich you are for a change!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43192,"Yeah. Burnfield, Pizza and Puke capital of the world.",I can't believe you're still here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43193,"Yeah, well, I've been around the bend a bit.",One of those days you feel like you been runnin' in circles and you ain't no closer to where you tryin' to get than when you started?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43194,"I hear he's got a whetstone and chisel, and he uses them to sharpen his teeth.","He's a writer, not a madman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43195,I think they have another fella there to keep it off your chest. A spotter.,"""I only got my little girl now,"" he says, ""she's my lifeline."" Then he tells me I can't be in the box anymore if I can't control myself. Sonofabitch don't even watch the damn game, just sits there drinking with his bidness friends, look up at the TV now and then. I do better to sit in the cheap seats with some real football people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43196,There's ammo fire from Brynner's vehicle.,He must've had a damn arsenal in there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43197,"Please, have a seat.",Thank you. I wouldn't want to interrupt anything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43198,I've had quite enough or I wouldn't be playing such games with beautiful strangers. Aren't Peter's illusions to your liking?,They're a bit too real for my taste. Will you excuse me for a moment?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43199,He ran out on me to be with you? Well fuck him! Everything worked twice as good without him. We didn't need him then and I don't need him now.,I'm sure he'll be heartbroken.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43200,"Jeremy, why don't you go sleep with your mom?",I want to sleep here tonight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43201,"Oh, Doctor. I did not know. I'm sorry to disturb you. I just came for some papers I left.","Gabrielle. No, I'm sorry if I startled you. I came to think. God, Did I hang up on you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43202,Didn't you have something to do with this? I know you sent word to the Sixth Army Command!,I just told them the local situation. Colonel Heffner's in full charge now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43203,"Protest finally forced ""Amos and Andy"" off the air. Could stop us from ever getting on.",Let'em try. I will kill to make this happen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43204,May I use your telephone?,Certainly. Right over there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43205,What does the butter spot feel like?,Soft. Nice. I have a good friend back in Lhasa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43206,"Get the helium out of our bloodstream. We go to the surface now, we'd pop like a soda bottle.",Maybe you should go. To the sub.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43207,I need an incendiary! An arsonist!,"Then show me! That's what I'm here for, to learn, to grow!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43208,"Come on, Myra, don't talk business here. This is time out.","You mean, it would be too tough to give me a turndown here. Easier on home grounds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43209,He stuck it in the ball return machine when he was a kid. Crushed all the nerve endings. Junior starts stroking the ketchup bottle with his dead hand.,"It's not so bad. When I'm alone, it feels like someone else. Sheila grabs the bottle from Junior, opens it and pours some on her shish kebab. She leans over and whispers furiously to her father.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43210,"What do you expect me to do, put your character module in my pocket and just walk you out of here?","I had something a little different in mind. Instead of just playing Peeping Tom with Reilly, why don't you get him to show you what he's been working on after hours?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43211,"Mr. Nelson, you disappoint me. First you break our school board rules. Then you break the law.","What law, Merk? Having fun? Letting down our hair on prom night?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43212,"Someone has to take care of you right now, Michael. You tore up the apartment. You stopped taking your medications.",But that wasn't me. I didn't mean to do that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43213,BUT I'M YOUR COUSIN!,"SECOND COUSIN, THREE TIMES REMOVED. NOW GET OFF ME!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43214,There's nothing much to laugh at.,"And that's what I say, too. We could have all been killed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43215,"Ellen, what are you trying to prove, anyway? That we've created ourselves a ghost? Come on!","It's just a feeling. Don't you sense it, too?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43216,"Oh, I have some suntan lotion.",She'll rub it on me - and I'll rub it on her - and we'll rub it on each other - bye.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43217,That's not fair! I was honest! Just because I wasn't sucking up like that bitch Catherine.,"Well, I sure didn't hear you voice your opinion in there when it mattered.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43218,I didn't know he had a wine cellar.,Guess that's why he hid it there. Let's go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43219,"No refund on the mask, y'know. Health laws.","Uh-huh. Look, this should be skintight. Bright colors. Red, maybe a deep midnight blue.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43220,I would never miss anything that you had written. You must know that.,This is only a vaudeville.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43221,What in the hell do you think I'm doing? Taking out her tonsils?,"I think I know Heather a bit better than you, okay? If she was going to slash her wrists, the knife would be absolutely spotless.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43222,"In the warehouse. They're hiding in a duct on the third floor. When we go back inside, they're gonna kill us. When they notice that we're moving toward the car, they'll come running out of the building.","'Kay, well, could you walk faster, please.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43223,"I'm lucky I got a broom. Work up top. Real easy job. Man, it's gonna be hot down in that ditch.",We work down in the ditch?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43224,"I mean, Kyra hasn't heard the school thing yet. She'll probably say it's the painkillers talking.","It's a trip, you know? When you're a kid, you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43225,"We'll be drinkin' margaritas by the sea, Mamasita.",We can change our names.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43226,Your behavior is not funny and is wasting the time of the Federal Government.,You're lucky I am not wasting you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43227,Does Oomie really like this show?,Isn't it weird? It's her favorite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43228,"Jesus, look at this guy.","Oh my God, that's HIM!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43229,"Oh, God. I must have looked horrible.","No, dear. You're at your best with a bag in front of your face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43230,"Yes, I find that weasles have a special gift for the work. The rabbit didn't contact you by any chance, did he?",Why would he contact me? I just took some lousy pictures.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43231,I wrote a check for a thousand dollars. You guys didn't have a table that was in the kitchen?,"The Congressman's very happy to have your support, but he's heard that there's an investigation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43232,I saw thum! I saw thum!,"Me, too! Me, too!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43233,"The main problem is, Ray, these people are extremely distrustful of outsiders, non-Indians. Relations have not been amicable.",Different culture. Hard to penetrate. The Indians don't like white cops poking around. And that's why we're in a position where we have to bring in an American Indian agent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43234,You swore on this form that the patient ate nine hours ago.,That's not my handwriting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43235,Let me go in back. You look like you need all the room you can manage.,That's very thoughtful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43236,"I don't know. Now that we're out here and it's three degrees, I'm not so sure I wouldn't rather face a blood-thirsty mob.","Well, not quite a blood-thirsty mob.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43237,That headboard.,Nobody can hear it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43238,"You know, Wilson, every now and then we should say thank you. Thank you God.",Thank you for fucking up my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43239,Charles Palantine. The man you want to volunteer to help elect president.,"Oh, I think he's a wonderful man. Make a great, great President.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43240,We don't reveal the names of our guests as a matter of policy. I know you'd appreciate that if your father came to live with us.,That's exactly what we wanted to hear.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43241,"He happens to be loaning me five hundred grand, no strings, I write any kind of agreement I want.",Is he giving you a check or cash?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43242,I just joined up. But I'm quitting! I got a trial membership!,"Trial membership? Kid, when you join this ant's army, you're in for the full hitch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43243,"Well, we haven't been murdered in our beds yet, George, have we?","I'm afraid the porters are just a myth. I guess we never will know why we're here, or how long we're going to be held prisoners.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43244,When she got almost to the top step I stuck my hand between her legs from behind.,"Oh, baby. What a bad boy you are!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43245,"Rose, darlin', you break my heart. But I am only a human man myself of the father variety. Rose, pack your bag, baby, as of this moment you are hired, mired and fired.","Well, Rose, going out to look for a job today?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43246,"I don't know, Mom; I've never met Bobby.",Aren't we the chatty ones. Kiss noise.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43247,You're pretty good at arithmetic.,"And when I'm 38, you'll be 48. And that's not much difference at all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43248,"But I'm proud. I wrote, directed, and starred in it just like Orson Welles in ""Citizen Kane""!","Yeah?? Well Orson Welles didn't wear angora sweaters, did he??!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43249,The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.,Cool. What'd it do to you guys?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43250,"No, she flew up to Boston for another charity event. She'll be sorry to have missed you.","I'm sorry, too. Well, Nancy wanted me to send along her best to the two of you - and, Ben, I want to thank you for your time and thoughts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43251,He seems to be headed for Topanga.,I'm not trying to lose them. Nor am I exceeding any speed limits.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43252,"You, Comrade Iranoff, go to the Public Library and get me the section of the Civil Code on property.","Is there anything I can do, Comrade?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43253,"Well, I'd love to see inside your club.",You want to come inside?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43254,You don't have a room? Paolo? What did I just hear? I personally called you to reserve a room for my good friend Jacques Mayol and you treat him like a stranger?!,"It's okay, Enzo. I'll go somewhere else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43255,"Toby Tucker, it don't matter to me if you beat him all up and knock out all his teeth and he's just drooling and bleeding all over hisself, 'cause we love each other and we gonna run off, and I'm gonna have his love child.",Will you shut up!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43256,"Uh, import-export. Olive oil. Right on 7 1/2 actually. In the vacant office. So we'll still be seeing each other.","The vacant office. I see. Olive oil. Interesting. Be warned, Schwartz, there are certain ""doors"" which should never be opened.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43257,"But, in Project Mayhem, we have no names.",No! Wrong! This man's name is Robert Paulson.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43258,I used to come down to New York whenever he sang at the Capitol and scream my head off.,He's my father's godson; he owes him his whole career.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43259,We thought you was all broken up about Toothpick Charlie.,"Well, we all got to go sometime.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43260,"What'll it be like in California, Sailor, do you think? I hear it don't rain much there.",You got about six more big states to go before we find out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43261,"Yeah, what - they put some schmuck on TV all day long or something?","You know, that would be like a great thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43262,Everybody's saying this whole tribunal is happening because of your father. Because of you.,Well that's just typical isn't it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43263,It's rather difficult for us to think of another planet as a neighbor.,"I'm afraid, in the present situation you'll have to learn to think that way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43264,"Sure, white man throw us a bone and that's supposed to make us forget 400 years.",A black man playing big league ball is something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43265,Looks like someone keeps trying to do our job for us.,"If he does our job, he's our job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43266,"Now, General, I'm going to sandbag you. Do you think we're ready to get out of this belly?","Obviously you don't think so, and I don't know why.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43267,"Unzip my pack, yo.","Uh, let's see here, would you happen to have diss digg?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43268,I guess a lot of those tall buildings we saw this morning are new.,Almost all of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43269,I figure a couple of months. That's how long it should take for the ink on the settlement to dry.,It has bones. Be sure to swallow one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43270,"Chef, do you know anything about women?",Ha! Is the Pope Catholic?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43271,You ever hear of something called The Bible?,"Once, in church, dude.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43272,That's great if you're a computer. In the real world that pane weighs 200 pounds. The building's 600 feet high.,"He unscrewed the bolts, reset them on rollers, then slid the whole frame away. No more effort than it takes to vacuum a floor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43273,"Hello, my little boy.","Hey, ma. Did you bring any clothes? I'm freezing my ass off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43274,"My mama's bag and my granma's bag, and a long line of mamas before her.",Sounds like mama needs a brand new bag.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43275,"Officer all sleep now, yes? And I go wash clothes.","Right, Ho-Jon. See you later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43276,"The professors? Yeah, they tend to do that. Socratic method.","And if you don't know the answer, they just kick you out?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43277,Are you Peggy Sue Kelcher?,I was once. Richard!? Richard Norvik? I didn't recognize you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43278,It's exquisite - like a floating mansion.,It's all right for a bachelor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43279,Every time the men get Red Cross packages you have to think up an angle to rob them.,When the Krauts find that gadget they'll throw us all in the boob.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43280,Is he coming home?,"He ditched me. He started running, and I started running, then he lost me in the park.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43281,"Andy, do you realize you don't do comedy anymore? Where's that sweet guy who used to do ""Here I come to save the day!""? Please, enough with the wrestling! You've lost touch with reality!","What, you don't think I can beat him?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43282,"Oh, that 'Dukes of Hazzard' show, there was probably ninety-five people there, maybe more.","See what I mean? It's a funny business, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43283,Everyone who plays the game knows the rules.,That's exactly what I told myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43284,Oh my God! My -- my tap costume's gone.,"Uh, Amber? We're not puttin' on our Talent costumes. You need to put on your ""Physical Fitness"" outfit. And let's shake a leg, ladies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43285,He's got a gun. He's got a gun.,"Well, then, there now, why don't you go inside and call the cops and I'll come in there and blow your fucking brains out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43286,You're stoned. You're a junkie. Get out of here.,I am not! She's my daughter too! Goddamn you!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43287,"All right, tycoons, let's stop spending our credit and start worrying about the job at hand.",Right. Fire up all systems.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43288,Magruder obliged me. No use my saying it wasn't planned that way. I had to clean up. I'm not a dumb- smart college boy anymore. Nobody in the world would believe I didn't plan the whole thing.,I guess I'm a little screwy. Maybe I could believe it. Should I try?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43289,"If the unintended consequences of a series of genetic mistakes and science gone haywire can be called invention, then yes, I invented precrime.",You don't seem all that proud.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43290,The 6 horse is last.,That's okay. That's his style.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43291,You used to be a cop. All of you used to be cops. I can tell by the way you move.,Don't worry about what we used to be.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43292,"I graduated magna from UVA, Doctor. It's not a charm school.",Good. Then you should be able to remember the rules.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43293,Well that's your call. Doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me. Just as long as I get my cut.,"Oh you'll get it, believe me. So I'll see you in a few.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43294,"Please be calm, Ambassador De Sade.",You will not get away with this vicious attack on our peace-loving people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43295,"God, he hardly even talks anymore.",I know. He hates to have to wear uniforms.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43296,She still loves me.,She thinks you're a bucket of dog vomit. Trust me on this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43297,"Robert, let's not be rude, okay?",It's all right. He don't mean anything by that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43298,"Mom, there's an amusement park right on the beach!","That's the boardwalk, Sam.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43299,I packed it. Just for us.,That's it. You're not setting foot off this ship until we return home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43300,Why didn't you wait for me?,We did. Fifteen minutes. You totally never showed up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43301,"Sonny! Could you come out, please? Could you come out, please?",It's my mother. Who needs this shit?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43302,Mr. Sim? Do you have him? He's alive?,"Oh yeah, he's alive. Technically.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43303,"Hurting your feelings? Has it occurred to you that it may be unsettling to have you rise from your grave to visit me? Listen to me, I'm talking to a hamburger!","I'm sorry to be upsetting you, David, but I had to come.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43304,I want to be normal!,Then go see a therapist who will tell you you're normal!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43305,"Jesus, Sally. You are a medical miracle. The only person who's ever taken ecstacy and become angrier.","Yeah, let's talk about that. You seem to be rather an expert. I don't remember in the last five months of counselling your ever mentioning ecstacy or going to rage parties.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43306,This patient has been plagued with temporal lobe seizures.,"It's the patient's request, doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43307,"Besides, think of the drama I'm sparing Natalie.","I say hang the bastard out to dry, let her see him for the heel he is, then maybe she'll step to the all-girl team and let mama-licious ease her pain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43308,How much air-time have I got?,"About thirty minutes. Those are slimmed-down tanks, so no stopping to admire the scenery.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43309,Because we're completely mismatched.,"We don't even like each other, do we?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43310,I have some very good memories there.,"What kind of good memories, Max? Your mother and father fighting all the time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43311,There's just no way the Mets will lose this game. Gooden is pitching and Strawberry is ready to break out.,Fuck Strawberry. You're gonna end up owing 60 G to a homicidal maniac!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43312,"I'm not lyin' to him. I mean it. I loved ""Coming Home in a Body Bag"".","That's why it doesn't come across as ass-kissin', because it's genuine, and he can see that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43313,You know what? Let's take the Santa Rosa turnoff and hit Sanford first.,"Whatever's closest, man. I need a glass.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43314,"That is one hell of a shirt. I bet you paid a pretty price for it, am I right?","Oh, it ain't cheap. I mean, yeah, I'd say this was an all right shirt. Don't like to, uh, you know, have a lot of cheap stuff on my back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43315,We keep it quiet. It's not the kind of thing you'd want to talk about upstairs. Not with the press around.,"Hell, no. We'd never hear the goddamn end of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43316,If that little weasel ever walked in here I wouldn't serve him.,I'd slap his face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43317,Think of this business like a big aquarium. You gotta have some sharks to eat the dirt at the bottom so the guppies can swim free at the top.,"Profits down there, philanthropy up here. Besides, it beats the pants off bingo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43318,"Hey, Rookie. Be cool. Just stay with me. This is what we do.","I seem nervous, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43319,"There's a war about to be declared, or didn't you know?","Third World wants to live like we do - and they plan on taking what they want. The Cubans and Brazilians are ready to invade Miami. If the Africans and Colombians make a run at the border, we got a full scale attack on the United States.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43320,"Oh, but if you knew what it means to us to leave Europe, to get to America! Oh, but if Jan should find out! He is such a boy. In many ways I am so much older than he is.","Yes, well, everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out. You'll excuse me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43321,We can't leave now. We have to do something.,"Why? You're the one who believes in nothing. Screw the world, or whatever you said.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43322,It's the first time I've had to chance to tell the story. I never mentioned it to anybody.,"Alfredo, damn him! He cast his spell on you too!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43323,"Poor taste. I know. Listen, I respect homosexuals. When I was young, my maid was a homosexual. My maid was a homosexual.","I don't have a sense of humor, either. Sorry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43324,The nightmares are nothing but a symptom of their real problems.,All right. Then let's eliminate the symptom for the time being.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43325,"I need to net one birdie only And I will stop feeling so lonely. But if she won't fly to my aid, Then into a ghost I must fade. I need to net one birdie only But if she won't fly to my aid, Then into a ghost I must fade. To a ghost I must fade! To a ghost I must fade!","A sweetheart or a pretty little wife is Papageno's wish. A willing, billing, lovey dovey Would be My most tasty little dish.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43326,The reason you insisted on testing my system with prisoners is because of the increased risks involved with increased realism.,Of the six prison inmates you've tested - all of whom have had at least some military or survival training - - only Mr. Barnes is still breathing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43327,"Wear a suit, I'm telling you it works.",Be downstairs. You're beautiful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43328,Some layout they got here. Did you get a load of the rooms? You couldn't do better at the Ritz.,"All the conveniences for the condemned, if you ask me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43329,I'm lucky they don't knock down the building. It could happen anytime. And everything worth remembering is right here.,I think the building's okay. At least for the time being.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43330,Did you see anything in the files?,It was all in Czech wasn't it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43331,Ya did good. I ain't seen the Boss so happy in weeks.,Look at this boy. He hardly eats. Like that fella killed Caesar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43332,It was blown up with the plane.,Too bad. We'd be out of here in a few hours.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43333,"I don't need a geography lesson, Luthor.","No, Superman, of course not. You do get around, don't you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43334,"Raw hamburger, please--and a whole onion. I want to eat the onion like an apple. Do you understand?","Yes, sir. It was a very unusual automobile. It was a Cadillac, but it had water buffalo horns where the bumpers should be. And what to drink?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43335,"Burt, get out! Get up on your roof or someplace! We found out what's been killing people! They're under the ground!",What's under the ground? We're not getting up on the roof. Earth shelter's the best. Known that since I was a kid.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43336,"What is that a threat? Are you fuckin' threatening me, Marcel?","I said knock it off! Now as far as I'm concerned you two girls can bitch slap yourselves silly when this is over, but right now we've got to figure out what's going on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43337,"I intend to keep you alive, your majesty. So you can abdicate your throne and become my Warlord.",Perhaps. If the pay is good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43338,It's so nice to meet young men who are so well mannered.,"Yeah, heh heh. I'm gonna have money, and a big-screen TV and sluts everywhere!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43339,"I'll bet you can't remember what you were doing here, can you? I mean, how much are you making now? Sixty? Seventy? And you were living in this shitty place.",You know I didn't mind. And it's not as if Ray's place is any better.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43340,I'm allergic to onions.,You are not allergic of onions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43341,I have to go back to the silo. Will you be all right?,I'll be fine. He's a different story.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43342,"Listen, you clowns, there's somebody else out there trying to buy your airline, if you want to be Pac-manned and gobbled by Atilla the Hun be my guest!","We'll take our chances. Nice to see you again, Mr. Gekko.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43343,"I know you think this is crazy, but a couple of hours from now you're going to be one rich dude trying to buy up every other puzzle box out there.",I'd settle for being alive. Really. Alive would be fine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43344,You are funny. You speak of life as if it were a train you wanted to catch.,"Yes -- and for me, it's going to leave at any minute. Let's drink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43345,You don't know how good it is to see you.,Maybe you won't feel that way after I tell you what I stopped in for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43346,"Surely you are not threatening an old friend, Toddy.",We have never been friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43347,"Of course something happens. You put the vibe out to thirty million chicks, you know something's gonna happen.","That's the idea, Rat. That's The Attitude.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43348,"You would never give up life. If the world were reduced to one empty cell, on fragile candle, you stay alive and study it. You see too clearly. You see too much.",That's what the one who made me said.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43349,"Dr. Jones, we are all vulnerable to vicious rumors. I seem to remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber rather than a scientist.",The newspapers exaggerated the incident.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43350,"My God, it's stormy for a piece of rock that size!",Just a second. Those aren't water vapor clouds; they have no moisture content.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43351,I love this air. This is wonderful air.,"What's wonderful about the air, James?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43352,"As I said, I haven't decided what to do, exactly. Perhaps I won't do anything.","Oh, you just moved here to think about it, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43353,"Please, call me Gale.","Deal, but I'm still Detective Kincaid,ok?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43354,Then these guys told me the police will find a huge amount of drugs inside the dead man's place.,I can't believe what you are finding out. Are you going to continue with this. Are you going back to her apartment?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43355,"What are you talking about, Raymond? Cosmo can't own the moon.",I mean it's that moon I was talking about at dinner. Is he down there? No.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43356,War? No! I did not! When you said compromise was possible I believed it was probable. There's no middle ground at all? We're the King's children!,"Our beloved father, the King, also refuses to bend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43357,He wants to shut down the storage grid.,If you turn that thing off we won't be responsible for the consequences.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43358,"Oh, Mother, Mother, please help me. Something terrible's happened to me. I don't know what it is. Something's happened to everybody. Please let me come in. Keep me here until I get over it.",Get over what? I don't take in strangers unless they're sent here by somebody I know.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43359,You're not looking for the Statue of Liberty at all.,"No, ma'am, I'm not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43360,We can just take this pillowcase.,We can get a warrant if you like.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43361,"I'm really sorry about last time. He just flew in -- I had no idea -- in fact, I had no idea if he'd ever fly in again.","No, that's fine. It's not often one has the opportunity to adios the plates of a major Hollywood star. It was a thrill for me. How is he?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43362,"Hello, Karen. I'm just working.",Yeah but what are you doing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43363,Please prepare carefully. This couldn't come at a better time.,Prepare what? You have Saturday's news handy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43364,In the guest room. I've laid out a paint table for them.,I hope they're watercolors!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43365,So how are things at the hospital?,Fine. You know Dr. Schwartz retired last month?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43366,"I hope you don't mind me asking you a few questions, Mr. Cluett.","Of course, yes. Just what would you like to know, Inspector?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43367,But it was an accident. The house was under construction.,People get hurt. I don't want to hurt anyone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43368,"Oh. I'm very sorry. Well, if you have any need for any of our facilities, please do not hesitate to ask.",Do you need a secretary?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43369,"Ohhh, it's so dark, it's like a dank cave.","Yes, like a cave.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43370,What's the problem with Sam Wilder's place?,"Will you rent me a cabin, or not?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43371,"Scotty, can we make it inside?",The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree -- so don't give me too many bumps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43372,"I missed that one. Or, hey, you know who else? Morgan Freeman. You know Morgan?","Yeah, Morgan Freeman. But he's a colored guy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43373,Lets throw another log on the fire.,I think you're on the right track.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43374,"You lie in the middle of the road, look like you're hurt. When the car stops I run over to the driver and put a gun to his head.",Why do I have to lie in the road?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43375,"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.","There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43376,But then you never get to go in space.,Exactly. The difference between imagining how things might be and seeing how they really are. To be able to touch them. That's what Billy wanted to do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43377,"I shall. From your knowledge of Mitchell, would you say he would be likely to commit suicide?","Anybody could commit suicide, if he felt low enough. I've felt it myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43378,"Hey Rob, what's going on?",I'm Rob's prom date.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43379,"With all due respect, Mr. Gekko, what's to prevent you from doing the same thing?","Cause I have a way around all this, a way we can all make money and make this airline profitable again. What do you say we cut to the chase. I'm asking for a modest twenty percent across-the-board wage cut.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43380,You got the admittance form says patient ate nine hours prior to admittance.,Admittance form is wrong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43381,Good. I've got a broken back from carrying you all these years anyway.,So that's what you been doing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43382,Do you remember one of your practical jokes that resulted in the smashing of a plate glass window?,I didn't break that window!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43383,Firefly must be captured at any cost.,"That's easy, I'll get him for you wholesale.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43384,You've got to get yourself out of that place. They're going to kill you if you don't.,I might not be able to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43385,"And the funny thing is. Mr. Malkovich, my voice is probably the least intriguing thing about me.",I've never been looked at like this by a woman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43386,He was our Drill here. Man's older than sand.,"A few years ago, the Army picked our good buddy as their go to non-com to trot out to the press to talk about the kinder, gentler military. He even did the standard video greeting played to all incoming Basic cadets across the country.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43387,The IRS contacted me this morning. They say my lifestyle and receipts exceed my income.,You being audited?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43388,I don't smoke?,You tried to once. It was pretty pitiful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43389,"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.",We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43390,"Funny. As in, he likes to ventilate people with a shotgun and then cut their heads off.","Yeah, he's funny that way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43391,I'm gonna need some money.,Ten dollars? What do I do with ten dollars?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43392,"This is for the best, you know it is. Why do my socks keep disappearing!","""Honey, I'm a zombie, I don't know whether I'm coming or going.""",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43393,Can you go there with us now? Me and Karl. We could just hang out. Karl has some cool books.,"Frank, I just like you as a friend. Only at the secret place. Okay? I can't go there now. I'll see you later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43394,"You owe me twenty cents. Come on, seven-twenty. Seven-twenty.",Yo! Your spitting rice all over us! God.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43395,Mrs. Lutz. She also told me that Mr. Lutz goes to a medium to try and contact great Grandmasters in the spirit world.,Has he gotten through to any?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43396,Some. I just met the Keymaster. He's here with me now. Venkman? Are you there?,"Yeah, yeah. I was just thinking. It probably wouldn't be a good idea for them to get together at this point.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43397,"Oh Hudson, I'm a sister of the Catholic church as well as an agent.",This is too bad to be false.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43398,Thanks for the fresh air. That felt good.,You're sure Mr. Brandon won't mind?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43399,"Eli, John is a carpenter. As well as being a fine policeman.","Eh? Well then, maybe he can go to Zook's barn-raising, eh? See how good a carpenter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43400,It's like War of the Worlds.,They think it might happen all at once.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43401,"Well, there's a dead cat over here on the edge of my lawn, Louis. I think it might be your daughter's.","Church? Oh. Oh, Jesus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43402,Are you busy on Saturday?,"Saturday, I have some things to do around the house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43403,That's the same guy who did this painting.,I know that. Don't let him get away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43404,Used to see the natives eating roots when I was a kid in Nome.,"Nome? I figure you'd be a whaler, coming from there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43405,You've just said you signed it.,"Yes, I, yes, I signed it, yes. But I, I didn't write that figure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43406,"Danny, the night we met, you said the name Ilio Manzetti. We were impressed. We were excited. But here it is September, and Mr. Manzetti is still walking around breathing the air.","We need intellectuals, we have enough thugs already.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43407,That's your cue to say you're not laughing at me.,"Oh, I see, you write both sides of the conversation?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43408,I gotta go along with Mr. Pink on this. I've seen it happen.,"Okay, Mr. Expert. If this is such a truism, how come every nigger I know treats his woman like a piece of shit?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43409,Protein digestion is very costly in water usage.,Which I didn't have.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43410,My name's Gilroy. I'm from the State Certification Board.,"It's all right, it won't bite you. Under civil code 1294.67b you are entitled to be notified that your status and certification are being reviewed. This is the notice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43411,I have to ask you for that key.,"What, the setup didn't work so you want the key back?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43412,You got to kid. Let me spell it out for you. This is a whorehouse. And I happen to like my life the way it is and nobody's gonna make me change.,I don't care about that. I just ain't going back. You don't want me? Okay. I'll find me another place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43413,"My rose. It's kind of like a motto. People will say, there comes Rose with her rose.","You were up late last night, Brother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43414,"Yeah, and you drank yours like it was orange juice. He loved that about you.",He was just having fun.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43415,"You like the women, don't you, Wilhelm?","Isn't it true that before every concert you got a woman in your dressing room and gave her the old conductor's baton, isn't that true?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43416,"Alright, I love you too. Go to sleep.",We're full on bonded.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43417,"After dinner, you and I will take shifts throughout the night. I don't want to chance miss anything.","Excuse me, sir, but the students have started to arrive. Dinner will be ready shortly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43418,"Someone goes to Walmart, gets some buckets, brushes, mops, Spic and Span, the works.",Have you ever done this before?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43419,"I spend three hours a day practicing. I have trainers, I know what I'm doing.",But accidents can happen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43420,Are you allowed to do it more than once a night?,It's been known to happen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43421,"YOU CAN'T SHOOT HIM, I CAN. I'M IN.","ICE, ROLL OFF, I CAN SHOOT HIM.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43422,Unless you're out renting videos at other video stores.,Hermaphrodites! I rented it so we could watch it together!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43423,You think you've been teaching me all these years from the manual? You couldn't even decipher the symbols!,I studied the diagrams. But you hid the details!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43424,"It's good protein. Come on, Lex. Why don't you touch it? Look at his nose.","This is a seventy-seven ton animal. Come on over, Lex! Just think of it as a big cow. Look at it's teeth? Come here, girl. This is a seventy-seven ton animal. Just think of it as a big cow!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43425,"Oh, my God, you found it. Thank you so much. Did you get your tape?","Yup. Hey, um, so, um, listen, man, I got to go show the tape to Danny at the hotel, and if I get the gig, Erica is gonna teach me how to surf in L.A.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43426,I just got divorced. Phyllis.,"Two years ago, buddy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43427,It's utterly fantastic! This is the sort of thing I'm talking about! We should be learning this!,"Why? God alone knows what it means. Until it has proven value, it's nothing more than a ghoulish parlor trick. Hardly fit for the classroom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43428,"Yeah, some creep stole my cigarettes!","Oh, I had them removed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43429,"I could think of better places to meet her, instead of here. He lives on the whole top floor.",I doubt that it matters any more.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43430,No. I'm learning the banjo. Do you?,"Oh, I studied the guitar. I had to give it up. Gave me calluses on my fingers. As an actress I can't afford to have a tarnished instrument.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43431,"It's chow, Animal! Chow!",Who wants to eat? I just wanna get over there!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43432,"Cindy Campbell. Classic abandoned personality disorder. She seems guarded, but willing to do this.","Willing? I like that. And, this one?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43433,Your family sent cards. It was much appreciated.,I'm glad of it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43434,"Yes, and for that you're charged with aiding and abetting. But we'll let Santino handle that.","Hey, doesn't the rabbit even get a last request?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43435,"According to Jewish law, the blood and limbs are considered to be part of the human being. They must be buried together or their souls won't rest in peace.",So that's what we're doing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43436,This baby's got a few surprises left in her.,I'll be surprised if we ever start moving.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43437,Do you think you could discreetly move across the hall now?,"Yeah, I think I could.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43438,"You could host American Bandstand in here. Why did you duck at the auction, asshole?","Because I didn't want to get hurt, taterhead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43439,I'm serious. There's nothing for you down there. It's dangerous.,"Come on. I'm from New York - the ""shoot me"" state. Don't wait up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43440,"Oh, nothing! Of course, you might cancel the check. Yes! Wait a minute! What would be his first payment on that policy?",About twenty-five hundred dollars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43441,Any way we can do it better?,"Sure. More money in intelligence on their side of the border. So we have a better idea who we're looking for. More dogs. More people. Supposed to be getting some giant x- ray machines to run the trucks through. Outside of martial law that's about the best you're gonna do. But, I should tell you, there are two things that really have us on edge right now. In the last six months seizures have tripled, even though we're pulling over the same number of cars. What does that tell you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43442,"Look, I'm a twenty-eight year old hoofer who spends most of her time with fags. Besides, I'm impulsive. It runs in the family. We're all crazy. Mind if I smoke? Anyway, today was the 'bid day.' But as I was walking down the aisle, I realized this is total insanity. What am I going to do in Texas the rest of my life? I can't marry Jerry Jeff. I mean, we're eventually gonna have to talk. So, halfway down the aisle, I turned and split. You think I'm nuts, right?","Absolutely not. In fact, I picked up a bride yesterday; except she was a singer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43443,I could run off them whores.,"Well, I guess they'll just up an' run anyhow, them two.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43444,"Oh, shit. Jeff. Jeff, come up here!","Look; okay, come on. Look, what are you doing? Look, that's enough. My wife called the police. They're coming.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43445,"That's what it says. You drank too much, you picked on me for being passive and timid.","Well, sounds like me. Sorry, man. Says you were jealous and suspicious.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43446,I'm going to put on an officer named Will Maddox. You talk to him for a while.,He says he has gasoline set to burn the place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43447,It's about to be a broken face.,"This isn't permanent, Johnny. We need to be careful until we're normal again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43448,"Harvey Keitel. Yeah. Maybe. He was pretty good in the movie ""Fingers"".","I missed that one. Or, hey, you know who else? Morgan Freeman. You know Morgan?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43449,"Can we take a look at Bronty's foal when we're done here, Dad?",Sure. As long as she don't mind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43450,Meningitis? What the hell is meningitis?,It's an inflammation of the spinal cord and part of the brain.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43451,"Not yet, we need a few lengths of scaffold.","Why don't we just take the whole damn building, brick by brick Doug.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43452,Don't call my men assholes.,"I didn't mean they were assholes. I mean if they're leaving, get 'em outta here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43453,"The weird thing is I've had an odd, morbid fascination with wolves ever since.","I've read scripts about detectives, but never met one. Must be wild.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43454,"I'm sure there is a way, Majesty. Some kind of a little contest. I could perhaps put together a small Committee, and I could see to it naturally that it will select according to Your Majesty's wishes.","You please me, Court Composer. A very clever idea.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43455,Do you have anything derogatory to say about the Champion?,"Derogatory? Yeah, he's great.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43456,I found a peephole into Deviant World. I'm gonna reach in and yank some of those creeps out.,And nobody else can do that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43457,We could go back to the office. Explain ourselves to the Chief Clerk.,They'd drive us away. That Kafka's made things very hot for us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43458,It's over. I talked to her this morning.,Is it over 'cause you're sick?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43459,Do you really want to go and live in that hotel for the winter?,"Sure, Danny, it will be lots of fun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43460,"Oh, no, of course they're not influenced by money. They work for free. And you are a Volunteer Executive Producer.","CBS does not do that. And, you're questioning our journalistic integrity?!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43461,"As usual, I don't have anything to do.",It's your own fault and I don't feel sorry for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43462,"Well, I guess I have what you call a love-hate relationship with Grace.","You love her, but you hate her?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43463,Get ridda her. This is money inna bank.,"I can't do that, Ralph, because somebody already brushed her off once tonight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43464,I came all the way to Italy in search of a weasel.,When you could've found one in America.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43465,Just a little privacy.,Privacy is exactly the point of drive- in movies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43466,What show? Would you mind telling me what's coming off here?,Certainly. Now there's the principal actor in our little play.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43467,That's the original. There are no copies.,Exactly. That's why it's a make- able deal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43468,She loved the bull ring and the matador. She danced to their destruction. Now she dances to her own destruction. Her dance is of skulls.,She came to us on the Day of the Dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43469,Thanks. Steel pipes and baseball bats.,They play pretty rough.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43470,"The fare is eighteen credits, please.",Quit while you're ahead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43471,"It's a wonder you aren't. I'm amazed, Eric. I barely lasted 30 hours. You lasted eight weeks.",Is that all it's been? I thought it was longer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43472,"You sold your soul, remember? That's what you told me.","Yeah, but for what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43473,You don't want that. It's married and it's the neighbor.,Oh I think he's cute. How's the marriage part working out?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43474,I just don't want you and Cheeba to get hurt.,We can look out for ourselves.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43475,Great! That's fucking great! They only asked you to sing because of your name! You can stick it above the browser racks over there.,How many tickets can I put you down for?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43476,"Jimmy, where do you find these people?",The Del Ammo Mall mostly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43477,"Hey, relax man, I'm a brother shamus.",Brother Shamus? Like an Irish monk?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43478,They're talking to themselves.,"They're going to talk to my father, which means they're going to ask him for something, which means they better get it right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43479,I was just going to tell you that I love you. I said it.,"I know. Lloyd, let's not start putting things on this level.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43480,The cigarette girl in New Vegas was an undercover cop. She injected you with incentive toxin. Right now it's swimming in your bloodstream. It'll start to take effect in 9 hours.,It's a strain of the Plutoxin 7 virus. Genetically engineered. 100% pure death. Complete nervous system shutdown. You crash and bleed out like a stuck pig. Not a pretty sight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43481,"Let's go, Vaughan. Frank, we'll be back in a little while. I'll bring you back somethin'. You're food's in the oven warmin' over.","See, you made him somethin'. Hey Vaughan, I was just goin' on with you, jokin' around, buddy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43482,This murder is happening at two different times.,"According to the Sentry, Anderton was watching this at Containment right before he was tagged.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43483,"No, no. This will not do. Anger is what you feel.",But I feel The Force flowing!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43484,Flesh is a trap. That's what he used to say. Flesh is a trap and magic sets us free. Why did you come back?,I didn't leave. I was just digging around.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43485,"Don't be naive. They can't kill everybody. They have different punishments for different things. Like, if they kill a stool pigeon, they leave a canary on the body. It's symbolic.",Why don't they leave a pigeon instead of a canary?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43486,Ngabo did not have the state seal. He could not sign.,"Yes, but they say he did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43487,"Wait a second, whoa! Calm down! Number one there were five different versions of the script given out. Ben Damon was given a fake script because he was only being offered the role. It only had fragments of real scenes from the actual script. And what, I die in STAB 3?",AND I DIE NAKED?! UGH! This is complete bullshit. Who wrote this piece of crap?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43488,"Shut the fuck up or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know.",Geez. That's more'n I've heard you say all week.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43489,I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.,That's for me to know and for you to find out. I'll see you. I mean call you. okay?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43490,I didn't ask if you wanted milk.,No. A little sugar though.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43491,"Victor, are you feeling alright?",Just a little banged up. A couple scrapes. Why?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43492,My husband's out looking for him.,He run away often?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43493,"I ain't ever gonna fight Joe Louis, that's what's the matter.",What're you talking about? He's a heavyweight. You're a middleweight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43494,Form a Brute Squad then. I want the Thieves' Forest emptied before I wed.,"It won't be easy, Sire.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43495,"I say they should put more meats on a stick, you know? They got a lot of sweets on sticks -- popsicles, fudgesicles, lollipops -- but hardly any meat.",I agree there should be more.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43496,Why in God's name wasn't this thing removed years ago??,"It was on my Dad's list of ""things to do."" But the House did him first.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43497,"You boys seem to think you've got a champ in there, huh?","I don't see you scoring any points, buddy. And you're just the man for the job, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43498,"So if you never got off the plane, none of us would be alive in the first place.","That's why Death is working backwards. It's tying up all the loose ends, sealing the rift once and for all This chapter of the screenplay contains scene that do not appear or occur elsewhere in the final movie. In order to maintain the integrity of the screenplay, it has not been edited.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43499,Why can't you just have them released? You're a doctor.,I'm a dermatologist. I can't write orders on the psych ward.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43500,"What do I believe it? Are you kidding me? What do you think? I'm still trying to deal with the fact that everything I believed was real, wasn't. The whole world, my entire life was a lie. I don't know anything anymore, Morpheus.",That's why we're here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43501,My creator did not intend for me to experience these things.,I'm your creator now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43502,"And what if, just say, there was a kidnap attempt?",You do your best. They won't be paying you enough to perform miracles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43503,Maybe I could start you out.,"That'd be swell. You know, you're an awful lot different than I thought you'd be.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43504,My daughter lives across the street from you people and she tells me that you keep this area safe. Is that true?,"We like to think so, yeah.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43505,Have him walk in backwards.,"Jesus, you'd like to kill me, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43506,I'm pissing you off? I'm doing what I said I'd do. What the hell are you doing? What about your word?,"My word is good, and it'll always be good. When did I ever give my word to you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43507,You leave Batman and Robin to me.,Trust me. Vegetable magnetism.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43508,I'd rather have Mandrake Falls.,"I'm from a small town too, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43509,"Just listen up, man, cause we are in a quandary.","Are you on the crapper with one of those antenna phones? Sounds like you're taking a dump the size of Butte, Montana.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43510,"If you think I would ever give you the nanobot after this, you are deluding yourself.",You don't have to give it to us because Dr. Nebbleman can just cut it out of him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43511,"Oh, now you're saying Lyndon Johnson was involved? The President of the United States?","I know this, Bill - Lyndon Johnson got $1 billion for his Texas friends, Brown and Root, to dredge Cam Ranh Bay for the military in Vietnam. That's just for openers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43512,"You blabbed, Quaid! You blabbed about Mars!",Are you crazy?! I don't know anything about Mars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43513,Want me to carry Elora?,I'm used to her. How's she doing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43514,I'll only be a minute.,You've already been fifteen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43515,"Doctor McCoy, what is your current medical status?","Aside from a touch of arthritis, I'd say pretty good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43516,Are they hitting you up for donations? Asking you to sponsor the local quilting bee?,I'm no stranger to the notion of philanthropy. Andrew Carnegie has long been one of my idols.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43517,"Will you guys shut up with the witches and tigers. Tony, you gonna close the place, we get out of here, get something to eat, or what?",We'll close up as soon as everybody leaves.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43518,We could go to my apartment. You could see how the other half lives.,I'm too old for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43519,"According to the budget, we laid out that's more than our food bill for a whole year. Listen, Bruce, I don't want Walter Burns to use me, but I'm perfectly willing to use him. How long will it take to get him examined?",I could get a company doctor in twenty minutes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43520,"The air's laced with type two ozone, it reads as a solid.",Somebody wanted the place to stay hidden.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43521,"Huh? Oh, come on, Sis. I'm tellin' ya, we can't play Clue with just two people.",Why not? I used to play it alone. I love murder games. Have you ever played The Consulting Detective?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43522,"What is it - a woman, then? You know, it's all over town that you've been giving money to Violet Bick.","Not that it makes any difference to me, but why did you come to me? Why don't you go to Sam Wainwright and ask him for the money?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43523,You're just going to fly to Italy and start combing the streets?,"He was on his way to Venice, right? I called the tourist bureau and I must've called every hotel in the city, but I found where he's staying.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43524,This is just temporary. I once made nine hundred in outcall.,"I'll give you $700 a week, cash, if you help me find this girl.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43525,"Aside from the fact that Mom's eyes are nearly swollen shut from crying and Dad spends all his time under the car trying to fix stuff that isn't broken, things couldn't be better.","I miss them, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43526,You were behind the door?,I was waiting to see what would happen. I didn't want to kill him if I didn't have to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43527,"Oh, well, I'm goin' uptown, too.","Uh, well, you just said you were going downtown.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43528,"Holy shit. Your brother didn't tell him about the nature of our relationship, did he?",My brother is discreet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43529,Pardon. You did not answer when I knocked. Are we intruding?,You are from the Hollow?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43530,I thought it was my turn.,It is. I'll get this. You go ahead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43531,Is that all it's been? I thought it was longer.,The important thing is we both made it. That's something we have in common.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43532,You should get back together with Victoria. She was good for you.,"She was good for you. And so beautiful and intelligent. You knew her, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43533,Are the cars ready?,They've been ready for the last half hour.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43534,Don't worry about fingerprints. I never had any.,"They were over here, Professor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43535,Your dad has two computer disks. They have funny names: Marlon and Al.,He has lots of disks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43536,This is your desk set. I don't get it.,They gave me the exact same thing as last year!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43537,Is CBS corporate telling CBS News do not go to air with this story?,"You're getting ahead of yourself. We're all in this together. We're all CBS. We'll find out soon. Thank you, gentlemen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43538,I had my license hearing coming up and I didn't wanna leave anything to chance.,"That was nineteen years ago, and they were simple gambling pinches.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43539,You can't get sushi anywhere in Japan after 2 o'clock. Did you know that?,"No, we'll find something around here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43540,I suppose one must pass through this purgatory to the heaven of being a good doctor.,"That's the way of it, Fettes. You bring the lassie to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43541,Are we on schedule? The Vulcan ship will be here in less than two hours.,"It'll be tight, but we should make it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43542,I took it from my fake husband.,Why point it at me? I'm the real thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43543,"Yeah, my knee got folded about 90 degrees the wrong way.",And that's why you never went pro?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43544,She's a constant surprise.,And you've only just met.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43545,You're a natural. You were born to drive a car like this.,You think? Maybe I was. I love this place!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43546,Time to check out the waiters.,"I think I'll pass. See you later, okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43547,"Jean, your parents are here.",Hi Dad. Hi Nora.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43548,"You may think you know what's going on, but you don't.",That's what your father said. You're telling me he's in back of this whole thing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43549,"You see what I mean? If Laszlo's presence in a cafe can inspire this unfortunate demonstration, what more will his presence in Casablanca bring on? I advise that this place be shut up at once.",But everybody's having such a good time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43550,"Why do you think there aren't any germs in the air, James?","This is April, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43551,He can't help the way he was raised. I kinda feel sorry for him.,Feel sorry for him? Obviously you didn't get a whiff of that sock?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43552,I'm paying people just to wait for you. It's ridiculous!,"You know what's ridiculous? Your libretto, that's what's ridiculous. Only an idiot would ask Wolfi to work on that stuff!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43553,"Hey, Miles. I really hope your novel sells.","Thanks, Jack. So do I. Here we are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43554,As long as we keep moving. No standing still.,"C'mon, look at your screen. Give up some blood!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43555,I was invited. What's your story?,"I don't know who you are or where you come from, but I don't like you. You ask too many questions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43556,"Pretty good, huh? I taught them everything they do.",Oh? Did they do that sort of thing way back in your day?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43557,Don't this place look like home?,It look nicer then home!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43558,"Bye Dad, I'll miss you.","Thanks, I needed that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43559,"Chauncey, I wanted to tell you how dreadful I feel about the accident today, but that I'm delighted that you are staying with us.","Thank you, Eve - I like this house very much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43560,Hi Chris. Great party.,"Yeah, don't stop. Keep going.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43561,You sound as if you're not looking forward to it.,"Well, it's not exactly a pleasure cruise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43562,She's going to come here when she graduates and then we're gonna get married.,"She grow up in Livingtston, too?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43563,"I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you.",I read it in Cosmopolitan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43564,They're paramedics. They wait at 180 feet.,"If there was a problem, they could do something right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43565,Does the witness deny the injury took place?,"No, counselor, I'm going to over- rule you on this line of questioning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43566,So you never knew your mother?,"I guess not. But, as of now, I never knew either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43567,"Mr. Bernstein, I wish you'd let me ask you a few questions, and answer me truthfully.",Don't I always? Most of the time?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43568,I'm hungry. Go kill me some dinner.,An appetite. Maybe you won't die after all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43569,"Hey Karl, you know what? Melinda was voted employee of the month at the Dollar Store last February. Isn't that somethin'?","Yes ma'am, I reckon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43570,"He's nervous, sir. He's heard you're looking for a new director.","Well, he certainly isn't acting like it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43571,I missed you Kris.,I missed you to Mr. Parker.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43572,I feel so naked. Like everybody's looking at me.,With those legs? Are you crazy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43573,I'm a plastic man! A plastic man!,We don't have time for hysterics.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43574,I also took the liberty of putting those with near-death experiences on top.,"Good thinking, Dwight. Traumatized co-eds are a sure thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43575,I was an experiment. Just to see if I could do it.,"An experiment? Hey, I've seen you before.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43576,You've gotta watch the store. I have to go to this.,"Wait, wait, wait. Has it occurred to you that I might bereaved as well?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43577,"Well, we were playing with them and I busted this guitar onstage. It cost me $800 and a dime bag just to have it fixed.","When was this, like '96?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43578,"I didn't have to stop anything, 'cause nobody was going to do nothing. We're in this together, understand?","Yeah, I understand. Wes doesn't want to come along in the first place, but he gets a third of the find. That's a sweet deal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43579,"Okay, then, I'll throw a rock at the old Granville house.","Oh, no, don't. I love that old house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43580,I just called to say that I'm having a really great time.,Good! You should go over and watch some Ted Carson.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43581,"Well, those treads stink. You'd blow a knee out racing on those.",Will you guys shut up? God. It's like having two little kids in the car.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43582,"Sally, do you love me?",You know I do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43583,"Somehow it came up that you were a friend of mine. Mr. handsome, animal- loving psychologist said he would love to meet you.","Holy shit. Your brother didn't tell him about the nature of our relationship, did he?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43584,"But we also fall in love; we build cities, we compose symphonies, and we endure. Why not put that in your books as well?","It's a fiction, not a moral treatise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43585,You got money in this tub?,I signed-up for the stock option.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43586,"Mmmmm, this is tasty.",Ain't the only thing tasty in this house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43587,"Hey, I brought some friends. And some beer.",Fine. Welcome. Come sit down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43588,"Hobby! What can she do? She cooks and she cleans. You gotta have a house to clean. You gotta have children to cook for. These are the terrible years for a woman, the terrible years.",You mustn't feel too harshly against her daughter-in-law. She also wants to have a house to clean and a family to cook for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43589,"Your daddy and I are kind of mad at each other right now, so we have to spend some time apart.",Why are you mad at each other?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43590,I'm not going anywhere. We're a team.,"Too right, youth. That's why I need you to lead the troops.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43591,You think you're working with chimps here?,"The thing is, I made a commitment. I said I'd do it and I have to keep my word.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43592,And you've been extremely patient.,"You know why, don't you? Because I am patient, chain-smoking Lillian.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43593,We will see who is the first to die.,Very well. I'll wager a dinner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43594,I get a little bloated sometimes.,I'd kill for just a little bloated.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43595,"So not only am I a troublesome bitch, but I'm fat too?",Come on. They make you feel nice and peppy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43596,"Hey, follow that truck. They know the best places to stop.",That's an old maid's tale.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43597,"Goodnight, Christy. It was nice meeting you.",Give me an address so I can send your shirt back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43598,We weren't rich. But we weren't poor either.,"No, you were middle class, like all Americans.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43599,I aspire to be more than I am.,I know why. So people like us won't be afraid of you any more.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43600,This ship is going down in a blaze of glory!,"Well blaze your ass out of there! You've completely altered your trajectory, are we linking up or not?!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43601,Just a dream. You should sleep too. You're still not well.,I'm going to sit with Kalen. Keep the fire burning if you can.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43602,Have you ever been caught?,Of course not. It's so easy you almost feel sorry for them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43603,"Come on, Shelly. Who else is gonna give him a lift?",Not us! He's really creepy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43604,"Yes. I made the choice that was right for me. And I don't regret it. But even for me, there were days when I felt so lost, so invis- ible. And then I'd hate myself for the kids not being enough.","I know you, huh? The car pools, he measles, the PTA. It's not gonna be enough for you in the long run. You have to think long term.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43605,"Baby listen, there's nothing more American than not doing anything and getting away with it.",Then I'm in. Just like Jerk-Off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43606,Yeah. Rogue. Picks out an area where there's food and hangs out there as long as the food supply lasts?,It's called Territoriality. It's a theory.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43607,"If you're not using your arm, can I borrow it?","Sure, just give it back when you're done.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43608,So he's got this catalogue of women touching themselves? That doesn't make you feel weird?,No. I don't think they all did what I did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43609,Is everything okay at work?,Are you kidding? Work is great. I kill at work. I don't even mind Mom and Dad making me pay rent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43610,Answer me this. What makes a man become a producer?,What makes a man walk into a lion cage with nothing but a chair?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43611,"Samuel is going to hire a new bodyguard. It may take a few days, but you're going back.",Could he speak English? Emilio couldn't speak English.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43612,You're in meal penalty for disturbing my lunch.,And the good news is you won't charge me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43613,I think I lost a week's salary at the dart board.,Some people aren't the athletic type.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43614,I got married because Betsy said we had to break up or get married. So we get married.,"But when you met her, did you believe she was the only person for you? That in some mystical, cosmic way, it was fated?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43615,"She went out to check into skywriting. I can't believe you lied. Is this a genetic thing, men will say anything just to get laid?","No! That's not fair. That's not it at all. Look, something somewhere got screwed up. Maybe some metaphysical wires got crossed. I may not have the right name, but I was there. I'm the guy. I'm-- skywriting??",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43616,What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation.,"Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43617,So you're a lawyer.,That's right. What are you doing in Bodega Bay?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43618,How'd you like to make it 1960? I know the judge and Sergeant Exley here is friends with hte D.A.,We're looking for three colored guys who like to pop off shotguns. One of 'em owns a purple Merc coupe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43619,The judge came up with a number.,"A number for the whole group, or for us?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43620,You want to help sick people for the rest of your life? God forbid I should talk you out of it.,You oughta be careful yourself. Might end up cutting your throat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43621,Don't knock drunk guys in bars. Drunk guys in bars are good. It means they're not driving.,"No, that's what makes you unemployed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43622,Do whatever you want with it. I don't care. All I want from you is for you to remember we built this house together.,We haven't build shit. You're just tearing down your father.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43623,Our people swear he wore surgeons' gloves the whole time. They dusted everything.,The report didn't mention nails and eyes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43624,What kind of Dead Head gets a temporary tattoo?,I already explained about that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43625,"They're called ""cigarette burns.""","It's called a ""changeover."" The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43626,"Mantan? I don't even care as long as I'm dancing. Which reminds me, I need some new kicks.",I never had a really real pair before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43627,"Well, I don't like to see you mope.",You'll be getting me sad next.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43628,It's already been cut.,Then I'll cut his balls off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43629,"I know very little about you, just the fact that you had your teeth straightened.","But be serious, darling. You are in danger and you must leave Paris.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43630,"Ring it for him, Sobo.",Oh yeah. Moonan. I remember now. Thanks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43631,Send Oona up above the tree tops. She be our eyes.,Good plan that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43632,"That was free verse, you gashouse palooka!","Free verse, huh? What the dickens was free about it? It cost this paper a gob of dough. Well, I'm here to tell you, it's not gonna cost us any more.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43633,I hear the health department is going to close this joint for selling dirty beer. I come by to help you carry out your money.,They'll close you down if they ever get a look at those busted-valise broads you run with.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43634,"Actually, I'm waiting for someone.","What a coincidence, I am someone! Mmm. Calvin Klein's Obsession. Now it's mine too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43635,I could like kill a guy with these things.,It's in your closet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43636,"Hurry, Lynette. It's almost midnight.",I got my foot on the floor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43637,Catherine says you don't like her.,She's right. You got an icepick in you yet?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43638,My dad's an optometrist.,"My dad's in hell, and he's falling apart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43639,Catlett says if you don't open the locker the deal's off.,You serious? This is how you guys do business? I can't believe you aren't dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43640,I notice you've sub-divided your B coupons. Feeling a little light on principle?,"Actually, I like to divest just before a major re-capitalization.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43641,Did you see a girl come by here?,"You don't mean, like, a cheerleader?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43642,"Yes sir, I guess that's true smallest room in the house.",Yes. It seems to be.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43643,"You be quiet, woman, and let me speak.","Quiet, everyone! Hush! Shhh!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43644,Why do you talk to mom when you're by yourself?,It makes me feel better.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43645,That ghost mask is sold at both Kroger's and WalMart. Neither of which keep purchase records.,What about the cellular phone bill?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43646,I think running this pipeline would be a difficult job for anyone. Especially King's daughter.,"You are wrong, Mr. Bond. In fact, I am the only person who can do it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43647,That goo. That stuff that tastes like soap.,"Oh, yes, sir. Here it is, sir. The pate de fois gras, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43648,"Why don't we have one more drink, you and I, and then we go down and cut open that old shark and see for sure what's inside him, or not.",Can you do that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43649,You'd think they'd build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America!,It's a two-hundred dollar fine!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43650,"You know, that cheese is practically all chemicals.",That's what makes it so good. You wanta hear what I saw today?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43651,Yes ma'am. I like your garage. I wouldn't never hurt you or your boy. I'd lay my hand on the Bible and say the same thing.,I believe you. I really do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43652,I think testicular cancer should be no contest.,"Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43653,"Mr. Langston performed cardiopulmonary recitation. CPR. I've never said this before, but frankly I thought Anthony was dead. The veins in his face were all sticking out. His skin was blue. He truly did look dead.",After that my parents never let me go to Dignan's again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43654,I have a reduced drive reading of seven thousand.,"Right, that checks out here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43655,"Your tip paid off. Jazz, this is Sam the Sleazebag. Sam the Sleazebag, this is Jazz, my secretary.",Assistant. And don't call me Jazz.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43656,If you don't mind dancing with an old fogey like me.,"Oh, Dad, you're not old. You'll never be old.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43657,This stinks really bad.,You should have smelled me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43658,"Anderton's smart enough to go where electronic billboards and other media can't ID him to pick his pocket. There's fewer consumers down there, which means fewer scanners to target him.","No offense, sir, but why wouldn't he just run?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43659,"Gee whizz, Bud. Guess I'll just have the usual. Cheeseburger and a cherry coke.",Me too. Sounds swell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43660,I'm having a stroke.,You've come far. You're a good man. I love you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43661,One of mom's cups got broken.,I'm sorry. At least we're in on piece.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43662,"You look terrible. I want you to eat well, to rest. And spend time with your family. And then, at the end of the month, this big shot will give you the part you want.","It's too late. All the contracts have been signed, they're almost ready to shoot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43663,"I'm not that sort you know. I appreciate you feelings, but try to show them some other way.",You're right! Self-pity never got anyone anywhere. Let's go back and finish our dinner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43664,"This place is getting expensive too, used to be twelve.","Still, fifty cents ain't bad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43665,Why do I feel if I had your book I would know everything?,"I don't even know if it is my book. The Bedouin found it in the plane, in the wreckage. It's mine now. I heard your breathing and thought it might be rain. I'm dying for rain - of course I'm dying anyway - but I long to feel rain on my face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43666,It looks delicious.,You hear me talkin' to you. The only time you come up here when something is wrong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43667,It was exciting.,But it was a whole lot of killing. Why should we miss that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43668,"Edie, listen, stay out of this mess. Quit tryin' to ask things about Joey. It ain't safe for you.",Why worry about me? You're the one who says only look out for yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43669,"Hey, Slinky?","Right here, Woody!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43670,Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.,"When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43671,Is it all right if we smell it?,Just don't drool on it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43672,You can't have Sven's father sitting next to Sven. They'll argue the whole time.,"That's true. You'd better sit there. You there, and Ornulf there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43673,"You heard me. This ship, it's crazy: trying to go faster'n light, that's like the Tower of Babel.","Shit, Smith, you're going Biblical on me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43674,"Annette, just use your hand.",They told me to practice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43675,Life is only life when it is bounded by death. The inheritance is death. The gift is the finality of life. To be part of the fabric. The inside. I love you Brenna.,"It will be horrible. The future. I may die tomorrow or 10,000 tomorrows. I can promise you nothing. Nothing but a moment. Maybe two. But a moment of love, is that not worth a lifetime?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43676,"Jeffrey. you're not going down by Lincoln, are you?",No. I'm just going to walk around the neighborhood. Don't worry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43677,"When you're in a war, boss, you use every weapon you got.",Not one word. That's an order.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43678,See? Right there. Just what you just said. That's beautiful. A thumbprint on a skyscraper. I couldn't write that.,Neither could I. I think it's Bukowski.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43679,Wait a minute! What if everybody knew? What if we presented Malkovich as the world's most complicated puppet and me as the only puppeteer sophisticated enough to work him? We'd wipe the floor with the Great Mantini!,"Oh, Craiggy, that's brilliant!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43680,"Of course we have no money as you know it. We do not buy or sell or seek personal fortunes because, well, because there is no uncertain future here for which to accumulate it.",That would suit me perfectly. I'm always broke. How did you pay for them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43681,"And another thing, the paper said no will was found. But every Toon knows Acme had a will and, in it he promised to leave Toontown to the Toons.",So where is it then?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43682,"Pham, we don't want to be stuck on a couple of canners. They better be fast.",Relax. A snake thing like that couldn't move too quick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43683,I'd rather not play. I want to listen and learn that way.,Everyone has to practice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43684,PG&E corporate is claiming they had no way of knowing what was going on in Hinkley.,"Oh, they knew. They had to know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43685,"Some kids stomped a man on Twelfth Street, Judy.",You know where they picked me up! Twelfth Street! I wasn't even near there!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43686,"Dad, are you okay in there?",Just finishing up in here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43687,I think I'm a werewolf.,Let's explore this. What makes you feel you're a werewolf?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43688,"I don't like to come here, Roy. Every time I do, your mother comes in and makes remarks.",That's just Lilly's way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43689,It means I wasn't good enough to be a first violinist.,"Good, and according to your questionnaire, Helmuth, you never joined the Nazi Party.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43690,"Exactly, I mean, after all, we're men!",Damn right! That's what I tell them when people say you've turned into a fish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43691,Use the sail for a sea anchor and you won't move.,If I don't have a sea anchor I'll capsize.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43692,"Listen, what is this? What do you want?",I want to know who you are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43693,"Scotty here, Captain. Transporter is still inoperative. Even if we could lock onto the hostages, we couldn't beam them up.",Then we'll have to get them out the old fashioned way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43694,Move quickly. We are coming for you. We are in the Fortress.,I knew you would come.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43695,I decided to give you one more chance. I missed you.,You didn't not see me long enough to miss me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43696,"And if they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.","If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43697,"Listen Grayson, I've got 106 bucks and 75 cents in the bank. Now Anne can have any part of that she wants, but she'd better hurry because I'm spending it awfully fast.",You don't seem to understand. Anne doesn't expect anything from you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43698,There are no guarantees in this life.,Granted. But I don't believe they're grieving enough for their chauffeur to piss away their own futures.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43699,I love writing. A-Anne Rice? I love Anne Rice.,"Short pieces, huh? You should try to write songs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43700,"I just need to use the phone, lady.","Oh, let me get out of your way then.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43701,"I'm Alexander P. Lovett, sir.",Why aren't you registered through our office?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43702,Where is the Fortress?,I don't know. It's a maze of tunnels. I can't see out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43703,"So none of us knows who's paying the freight, this is just some anonymous job. For all we know, we're working for different people.",Now that is an interesting proposition.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43704,Oh my God! America told me your neighbors are coming?,And here they are!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43705,"Hey man, I was in love once. I got hurt really bad. I never wanna go through that again.","Man, you're bringing me down!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43706,"Ma'am, the pleasure is all mine. James Whale.","I am such a goose. I mistook you for Cecil Beaton. It's the hat. You're wearing one of Cecil's hats, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43707,"It's either meatloaf, Swiss steak or charred flesh. I won't know till it's finished.",I think your dinner's burning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43708,He hasn't said one word to me.,Maybe he's just shy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43709,"Kathy, please. You're going to wear a hole in the carpet.",I'm just nervous. Sorry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43710,Nothing that we can do can make that woman well.,And no one will know the truth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43711,You were burned by some organic acid.,I'm lucky that way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43712,"Tommy knew he had the virus, like, but never knew he'd gone full-blown.","What was it, pneumonia or cancer?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43713,He gives me a total boner!,He's like the biggest idiot of all time!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43714,I was talking with someone!,Color me impressed. I thought you grew out of Betty Finn.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43715,"Listen, do you know anything about cars?",A little. What do you need?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43716,I owe a lot of money.,Was that why you did the two grand? I couldn't help you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43717,Brilliant. This is so much fun. I never want it to end.,Why should it end? Who's gonna stop us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43718,"I'll always remember it. If I hadn't remembered it, I wouldn't have divorced you.","You know, Hildy, I sort of wish you hadn't done it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43719,Mr. Arnold? He's not answering me. Okay I'm on the grating.,"Good! Keep going, now. The cable will terminate in a big, gray box.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43720,"Wow, I guess I hit a nerve.","You make it sound like, you know, I have no needs or something. You think I'm too self-sufficient?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43721,I said we are totally booked.,Two at nine? Perfect.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43722,All my clients have kidnap and ransom insurance.,"I have a policy, AIG. It covers me and my family and when it runs out in sixty days, without a bodyguard, I will not be able to renew it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43723,You're an hour and a half late.,"My watch is broken, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43724,You ever think about killing another human being?,About as much as they think about killing me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43725,"So if you give us the pregnant lady's number, we can warn her about the lake and she'll live long enough to have the baby.",So let's do it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43726,"Good evening, Odette, who is sick this time?",I asked Odette to take a look at little Anais. She has a rash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43727,I used to be an actress.,Yeah? What do you do now?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43728,You notice my new jumper?,"My friends buy me clothes, so I don't look like trash.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43729,I believe they will deport you.,I have faced that problem before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43730,There's some sort of lock here. You say these thing's are made of granite with a steel interior?,Quarried granite with a cobalt lining.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43731,"Oh my God, does this mean you're becoming normal?",It means that Gigglepuss is playing at Club Skunk and we're going.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43732,You here again like an evil spirit to mar my happiness?,"This one's a story, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. Every time I tell you anything it goes haywire.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43733,"I'm telling you God's words, not no hustle. I'm talking the words of Elijah, the black man's God. I'm telling you, boy, that God is black.",What? Everybody knows God is White.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43734,"Don't get mad, but I just went for a little stroll through the company switches.","You're supposed to be snitching, making me look legit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43735,"He holds that key so tight, he's probably got it stuck up his ass.","Yeah, right. That's Sammy. And he's probably got it there too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43736,You've got a fruit loop in your hair.,You say that like I don't know that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43737,"Oh my god, what are you guys doing here?","What are you doing here, Melorra?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43738,You know how to make chocolate milk?,I think I could figure it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43739,Loretta. What's that smell?,I'm making you a steak.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43740,Do we have anything else to defend ourselves with? Anything?,Right. Were going to need some fire power. Do you have any sort of guns or ammunition here? Anything at all?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43741,"I have an apartment. I don't remember exactly where. My dog knows, though.",You have a dog? What kind?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43742,"It seems to me that walking, for most people, is not very dangerous.",I just never think of Lloyd as anywhere but indoors and anything but sitting down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43743,I'll get my clothes all wrinkled.,"Well, take them off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43744,You didn't ask me here to pick me up. You could get in trouble for that.,Not really. You're not my client. Freedom of association. Big issue with the First Amendment fans. Want to go to Hawaii for the weekend?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43745,Joey at Cinema Four said this is a pretty good restaurant.,"I've heard that, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43746,"No, we don't! You're full of shit! You say you want to end the war, so why don't you? My brother died over there last November. Why? What good was his death?","I know. I know. I've seen a lot of kids die, too, in World War II.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43747,It was nothing. I'm almost finished.,Take your time. I don't care.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43748,I'm a full-blood Oglala.,We've driven a long way. Where is this place?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43749,Yes. What was the orchestra's reaction when they asked you to play for Hitler's birthday?,"Oh, we didn't play for his birthday, we played the evening before - it was the 19th of April not the 20th.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43750,And it's a shorter commute.,It'll be even shorter if I get that new job. Come on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43751,You're in here for winging a guy?,"Well, no, not exactly. See then his friend opened up on me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43752,"Zander is going for pilot, too.",You two have so much in common.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43753,"Do you realize, Mr. Gardiner, that more people will be watching you tonight than all those who have seen theater plays in the last forty years?",Yes. It's a very good show.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43754,Are you sure he's dead?,I didn't stop to take his pulse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43755,"Excuse me, Sire, but what do you think these could be? Being a foreigner, I would love to learn.","Cattivo again, Court Composer. Well, tell him, Mozart. Name us a German virtue.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43756,"Theo, what would you do if you couldn't bowl?",I don't know. It's all I ever wanted to do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43757,"You know, over at the mill, there's just one guy that talked. It's kinda late to say it, but we shoulda acted different.",Been over to the other mill?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43758,"All right! Now, supposing a certain unmentionable worm, whose initials are D. B., was trying to use that to shove his way into the White House. So he could put the screws on, so he could turn out the lights in those lighthouses. What would you say about that? Huh?","Nobody's gonna do that, Mr. Connell. They can't use the John Doe Clubs for politics. That's the main idea.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43759,They don't arrest people for having feelings.,If they did we'd all have to turn ourselves in. How CAN we rely on them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43760,Every triangle I've ever seen never lasts. Somebody's got to go.,Is this supposed to mean something to me? What triangle?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43761,It's a poison arrow tree frog.,Will you paint the damn thing. Why do you gotta be such a baby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43762,"Excuse me, sir. I just wanted to thank you for helping me get into my building yesterday.","Yeah, sure, no problem, you're welcome.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43763,"Yeah, it would suck big time. I'd kill myself first.","It was pretty bad, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43764,"I'm not going back to New York City. I'm going to find an apartment with a little flower garden, where you can just see the ocean and at night, when the wind comes in just right, you can hear the sound of the harbor. What about you?",I'm a scientist. I just conducted an experiment. Now I have to write it up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43765,I didn't say what time the assault occurred.,You said last night. I went to bed pretty early.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43766,"Hey, look, the satanists are leaving!",We should follow them!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43767,"Clemenza promised Rosato three territories in the Bronx after he died, and then you took over and welched.","Clemenza promised them nothing, he hated the sonsuvbitches.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43768,Forty-five cigarettes. The price has gone up.,That wouldn't be the cigarettes you took us for last night?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43769,"You know, if you cut your bathroom in half, you'd have my apartment.","Which bathroom is that, sir?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43770,That's not how we work here. You don't just leave a message and take off.,"What am I supposed to do, check in every two seconds?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43771,"What is it, a sore throat or what?",Just a cold. The doctor says it's nothing serious.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43772,"There's some kind of gristle in it, though.","Buddy, quit that, you're just a child, you're not supposed to be interested in such things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43773,I'll have to come see you sometime.,If and when I get a real gig I'll call you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43774,"Have another glass of something good, Toddy.",I've drunk enough tonight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43775,Dr. Lecktor will stay in his room. That is absolutely the only place where he is not put in full body restraints. One wall of his room is a double barrier. I will have a chair put just outside.,I might have to show him some material that could stimulate him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43776,"He will be hidden somewhere out here, probably somewhere low, in the crowd. He'll stay there until he sees me enter the bank.",But he won't shoot you right then?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43777,That's where I live. And I want to get back there so badly I'm going all the way to Emerald City to get the Wizard of Oz to help me.,You're going to see a Wizard?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43778,The doctor? Was the doctor here?,"Yes, I called him right away. He says it's nothing to worry about.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43779,I'm fifty-five-years old. I can't blame anybody for anything I do.,Do you blame yourself for helping me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43780,"That's it, I am just stupid teenager, yes?","Right now, yeah - you're talking crap.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43781,They must have picked it up in space.,Then it's not an accident that they found us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43782,"Filled? That's impossible! They haven't even seen my work. I need this post. Please, can't you help me? Please!","My dear Mozart, there is no one in the world I would rather help, but now it is too late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43783,"Well, you know how those millionaires are. These came for you.",For me? It's Shell Oil.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43784,"Look, Marylin, can't we have a civilized discussion about this?",We are. And it's winding down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43785,I don't know. There's just things I still want to do.,Like what? Be a rock star?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43786,This knife is filthy.,What in the hell do you think I'm doing? Taking out her tonsils?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43787,"Something happened. Because your eyes? Are very cold? They're very cold, Josh. They're cold, lying eyes.",What? My eyes are not lying!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43788,We can't change what's past. Not even the war can do that.,"We did all the proper things, and we lost love. That's sad, Mac.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43789,"Oh, well, you know. I just clip a buck here and a buck there. Not enough to notice.","That's right. Take a little, leave a little.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43790,You are master of all you survey.,And so I was yesterday. And the day before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43791,I have a tiny apartment.,"Yeah, I know it's small.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43792,"It ain't. It's nowhere. It blew up. That's how come they shipped the dude to Earth when he was a baby. well. I know some stuff too, y'all.","Wait a second. Astronomers know where the planet used to be, right? And you know what happens when a planet explodes? Debris. Pieces floating in space.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43793,Have you canceled Chicago and the rest of the weekend yet?,"You don't show for Chicago, everyone'll know there's something going on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43794,"I really value your criticism, but maybe you're being a little hasty here.","Paul, what you've written just isn't fair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43795,"I told you. It was dark, but I'm sure there was someone else IN there, under the covers with her.",How could somebody get under the covers with you guys without you knowing it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43796,You're scaring me. I think we should just go.,Go where? You can't get away from people like this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43797,And it's the same story over here. Why the crossover? Theories.,That's just fucking weird. I have no idea.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43798,"Please don't ask me to go back again. I'm frightened! I'm very, very frightened.",Are you sure it's an opera?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43799,I am an experiment? I am freako?,"I made you, and I can destroy you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43800,"Was it the same Oswald, Dave, that was in Dallas, or was it an impersonator.",Same one. I didn't know no impersonator.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43801,"Lisa. Gordon? Oh, Mr. Gekko. Sure. Would you, uh, like to come in?","Didn't he tell you? That's so like Gordon. Get dressed, we're going out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43802,Why did you want to go to breakfast if you're not hungry?,I just wanted to come here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43803,"And, we're definitely filling a void in the rural South.",Why do people think I'm you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43804,Didn't you prepare it with the celery before my lecture?,"Yes, sir. But I must have taken the wrong one when we came up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43805,Madam Te is certainly spoiling us with these wedding gifts. She's being so considerate.,I'm sorry she's not feeling well enough to receive you today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43806,Do you think this is funny? Some kind of joke? You lost six people out there.,"I don't think one second of this is funny, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43807,Harry? What can I say about Harry? He's a sales rep for a computer company.,"Would you say he was boring, then?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43808,"We would've had enough gas to get us there if you hadn't gotten us lost. Besides, a kilometer is less than a mile.",Right. So we should've been able to cover more of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43809,"Mister Hebbing, we are talking about breaking the law here, I want to be sure you understand that. No one gets hurt, but the law does get broken.","Well, that's what the law's for, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43810,Can somebody tell me what the object of the exercise is here?,Seafood salad. You ever operate a jet ski?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43811,Thankee boys for throwin' in that fricasee. I'm a man a large appetite and even with lunch under my belt I was feeling a mite peckish.,"Our pleasure, Big Dan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43812,Are you sure he's still alive?,He was the last time I saw him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43813,I fall asleep at the wheel.,I'll ride on the bumper cars with you!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43814,I knew I left these somewhere. One of these'll send your kids to college someday. Here - I made this for you.,Thanks. Your dad called again - something about a job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43815,"It's called a ""changeover."" The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.",Why would anyone want this shitty job?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43816,"Mama, why did they take Daddy away?","Because he cared so damn much about you and me, child.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43817,"Talk to me about costs, here.","Listen, before we get into numbers, I want you to try a taste. I got a deck with me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43818,"Ma'am, I'm as gentle as a puppy dog. Why, I haven't licked the tar out of an aide for two weeks! Hi ya, Doc!",Good. Why don't you join us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43819,I don't trust this man. And I didn't like what he did with your opera. It was common.,"Well, you liked it, didn't you? Monkey-flunki-punki.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43820,"TURK, leave him alone. You're coming too.","Hey, Turk rescued you from the nerd. You're in!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43821,"Are you trying to get under my cape, Doctor?",A girl cannot live by psychoses alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43822,"Augie's going to grow up here. There's nothing wrong with the land, it's just some of the people.","The problem is, Emmett, you killed the wrong McKendrick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43823,"I'm not going Scotty, help me with this chute.","What do you mean, you're not going? We promised.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43824,Thank you so much. Merci. It's very wonderful to hear a man say such a nice compliment.,It's true. I wouldn't lie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43825,I don't follow baseball.,You won't have to. I'll explain what a palate is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43826,Maybe I've been a little unfair. But is this really the time?,"Only because it's never the time. I can't go on apologizing my whole life, you know?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43827,Where's the submarine? It's disappeared off our screens.,It's history. I gotta go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43828,"And how does one go about getting these human documents, may I inquire?",That is none of our business. But you bring me something for the next edition if it's only a recipe for spaghetti!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43829,I don't know why I'm so tired all of a sudden.,Long day. Go to sleep.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43830,"These can be such trying situations everyone seems to make such a to-do over a simple little accident. Of course, they can be very frightening, and I must apologize for David, he's never had an accident before.",Yes. He's a very careful driver.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43831,I was sentenced to a youth camp out here when I was fourteen. We cleared some of these same roads.,They did some great job of reforming you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43832,I don't see any people names. It's all businesses.,Try Al. See if you can open Al.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43833,You want to show this?,Absolutely. The audience will stain their drawers. I did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43834,Burned? Burned. No. You just rest there. I'll be right back.,"Let me lie down. Listen, I want to call my office. My God, I'm in a Stryker frame. My back's broken. Tell me the truth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43835,"So then you like it? You really like it, Your Majesty?",Of course I do. It's very good. Of course now and then - just now and then - it gets a touch elaborate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43836,I didn't cook up a story. I had a source.,"Someone reliable, I'm sure. A booze- hound in a bar?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43837,"Did you ever notice all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.",You know how much money the average jizz-mopper make per hour?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43838,You put your disease in me. Your semen. It's hot and full of disease.,"There's no disease, I can tell you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43839,Sean feels he hasn't done the job unless he leaves a lot of hats on the ground.,The question is why? What was this Chimera Nekhorvich was carrying?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43840,"Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.","Shit. Hey, can we give my kid the damn spinal tap already?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43841,I also like bananas.,Exactly. So what do you say? Maybe it's time to give a little something back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43842,"Good morning. I'm afraid this isn't a very ""Merry Christmas"" for you.","Oh, he's sitting up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43843,"If you have something to say, I suggest you say it to Morpheus.","I intend to, believe me. Someone has to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43844,It's also our only way out of here! It holds three people. And there's only three of us left now.,"You, me and Harry?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43845,"How fortunate that I have an understudy so ready, so willing and so able to go on.","The audience will want its money refunded, believe me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43846,There's finally a reason for the whole world to revolve around you?,Exactly! Today's my day. Tomorrow will be my day. And the day after that? My day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43847,"Stay here, I'll be back.",Sure. I won't hold my breath.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43848,"Anthony, we'll get two hundred for the coin collection alone. That's less than what it's appraised at.","But Dignan, do you really know that much about rare coins?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43849,"It's a goddman trial balloon. Trial is the operative word, here.",Then somebody'd better deny it publicly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43850,"Oh, right. Oh, oh my God! Pony, it's so huge!",You know what? He probably gets bored with all that shit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43851,I was fired by Wyant Wheeler. I plan to bring a wrongful termination suit against Charles Wheeler and his partners.,You want to sue Wyant Wheeler Hellerman Tetlow and Brown?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43852,"Wow, you got thrown out? For Dante?",What can I say? He does weird things to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43853,Let me do the talking.,"Oh, no. You did the flying, I'll do the talking!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43854,I know where everything is.,"Except the goddamn skateboards, which are everywhere! I'd like to kill the guy who invented those things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43855,What? Let Paris hold its plane? Let Memphis take care of it? Let somebody down the line clean up your mess?,"Every person counts, every package counts, that's my point.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43856,We can use the flamethrower.,It's not going to work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43857,"Morgan, I'm not goin' to ""Kelly's Roast Beef"" just cause you like the take-out girl. It's fifteen minutes out of our way. MORGAN What else we gonna do we can't spare fifteen minutes?","All right Morgan, fine. I'll tell you why we're not going to ""Kelly's."" It's because the take-out bitch is a fuckin' idiot. I'm sorry you like her but she's dumb as a post and she has never got our order right, never once.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43858,It's a good thing my family loves you.,Your family just met me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43859,I know. I'm a triple Scorpio.,That's a fine combination. You can't lose.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43860,We could create our own hell there.,You saying we go up there and kill everyone?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43861,"Inside the sphere. Look, that's the vertical torso, three legs, two arms. There's no head, so I'm guessing the creature's head is located within the torso itself, you know?","Well, how about we wait and see what Harry comes up with?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43862,You swore on this form that the patient ate nine hours ago.,That's not my handwriting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43863,"Grace, I can't. I can't even get out of here myself. I need a hundred-fifty bucks to get my car back from that crazy mechanic.",I know where we could get the money. A lot more than one-hundred-fifty dollars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43864,"Oh, hi. I thought you guys got lost.","Hey, where did you go? We were worried about you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43865,If you see anything from the inside it makes sense. You ought to hear perverts talk. A guy once almost had me convinced to let his dachshund fuck me.,It's not quite the same thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43866,They're degenerates. There's not a man in there that would give a damn if the Chinese took over.,That's exactly why we need them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43867,"An occupational hazard, I'm afraid.",I bet. Going into people's homes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43868,"It's like strip poker, only, without the bluffing. One person says something and if the other one accepts that it's true, the one who says it, gets to take one item of clothing off.",You're crazy. That's a pretty silly game.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43869,"Why don't y'all check out the rest? I'm going downstairs and see if I can get the furnace fired up. Warm this place up, you'll see. It has serious potential.",Potential toxic dump site.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43870,I'm sorry. I'm messing up the study.,No you're not. Something moved you. You saw something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43871,"Not tonight no more. He ain't coming. Uh, he went home.",Does he always leave so early?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43872,Why hasn't he gone into his wife's bedroom all day?,I wouldn't dare answer that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43873,He comes here every night to see Jessica Rabbit.,"Big on the musical comedy, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43874,Does it work on cash machines?,It was an authorized test. I returned the money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43875,"Man, this here Newmeat parking meter bandit thing what calls itself Luke don't know nuthin' 'bout nuthin'.",But damn if he don't look like a fat old Dragline.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43876,That soulless monster gets no tears from me.,Who the fuck are you trying to kid? You are that soulless monster.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43877,"I don't think you understand me, Court Composer.","Majesty, I did. Believe me, it was a most agonizing. decision. But finally, I simply could not recommend Herr Mozart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43878,"It wasn't no fun, Lula. The wind was blowin' super-hard and I wasn't dressed warm. Only instead of freezin', I was sweatin' strong.","The water was rollin' off me. And I was dirty, too, like I hadn't had no bath in a long time, so the sweat was black almost.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43879,"He's going to kill you, Aramis.","Then let him kill me, if all my faith is wrong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43880,"When she comes down, don't say that I've been here.","Oh, but she hasn't been here today. Scottie whirls back on her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43881,My mom wanted me to have this?,"Oh, shut up. I thought it might help you get some sleep.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43882,"I've got something to talk to you about, and the least you can do is listen. You owe me that much. I drove all the way from Pittsburgh to see you, and I'm not going until you've heard me out.","Talk away, lady of my dreams. I'm all ears.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43883,"Then I'll live for both of us, Lila. I'll be the most free, truest animal in the whole forest. For both of us.",That's what I'm counting on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43884,"There were at least three, maybe four. But a name that keeps coming up is this woman who lives in an apartment building very close to your house and also close to the field where you found the ear. There's also a business man over by the Franklin factory district that was questioned. And a musician. And some others.",Were all these people questioned this afternoon?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43885,"I'm taking my car, and I'm taking it now!","You listen to me, you fancy city man. You owe me money, and this car ain't going nowheres until I get it. And if you take another five hours I'll find another fifty dollars worth of work to do on her. Now get out of here! You're stinking up my garage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43886,I've never seen you in here before.,That's because I've never been here before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43887,What took you so long?,I just walked in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43888,"First off, Letty, can you tell me where you are?",I answered these questions last night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43889,You can't tempt me. Do you hear? I won't eat!,Please. I can't fight on an empty stomach. Remember what Napoleon said.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43890,Are you sure you got my bag in?,What do you think? I left it on the curb?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43891,You saved a lot of lives.,"I could have evacuated the cities hours ago. You know, when I flew in the Gulf War everything is simple. We knew what we had to do. It's not simple anymore, Connie. A lot of people died today. How many didn't have to?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43892,"I'm lost, boss. What are we saying here?","We're saying that when Oswald went to Russia, he was not a real defector, that he was an intelligence agent on some kind of mission for our government and he remained one till the day he died, that's what we're saying.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43893,"See, running Coors Beer east of Texas is what bothers me. It makes me a bootlegger.",I hear a few weeks ago you smuggled sixteen Beaners up to West Virginia.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43894,"I'm lucky to get away with just the head boobs, right?",Coulda been much worse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43895,"And what am I supposed to do with my life, huh? I am 28 years old! I work in a low-paying, low-status, zero-respect job which, unfortunately, I happen to fucking love. How inconvenient.","No problem. A little bullshit about Daddy's ""needs,"" and presto, I'm a lap dog in high society.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43896,You want Information Adjustments. Different department.,I've been to Information Adjustments. They sent me here. They told me you had a form I had to fill in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43897,This time the Militia will kill us.,They will surely kill us here. It's over here. We have to take the chance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43898,"Yeah, I'll do something.",I'll cut your fucking tits off and shove 'em down your throat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43899,"Helena, if I had it I would give it to you, but I don't have that kind of money.","Arnie, help me. Doesn't anyone owe us money?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43900,It would have worked if you'd been satisfied with just being editor and reporter. But no! You had to marry me and spoil everything.,I wasn't satisfied! I suppose I proposed to you!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43901,"I wrote sixty-three songs this year. They're all about Joe, and I'm going to play every single one of them tonight.",I just saw Joe. He's here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43902,Your father had a stroke. He's upstairs with your mom and Dr. Bennett.,Is he going to be okay?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43903,"That's it. He's cash poor. He kept on me till I finally said okay. I'll bring whatever fits in a nine-by- twelve envelope. I got paid five hundred dollars, and his friend, Mr. Walker, in Mexico gave me the envelope.","If you knew bringing anything over ten thousand was against the law, why not pack a hundred grand?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43904,I did not ask her to go to war against me.,Has Alexander agreed to this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43905,"Everyone handles it differently. Some are ready, some are not.","Do they get down on their knees, begging and crying?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43906,I think it's out. No big deal. It's that old football injury.,"Funny, he told me he twisted it gettin' out of a hot tub.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43907,He's dead. He was a hero in the China Sea. JIM You told me he's a big wheel in New York!,"I did? Well, he might as well be dead. What's the difference?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43908,Is my wife in the air?,She should be shortly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43909,I don't like horror comics.,This one could save your life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43910,"We got some soldiers in traction from a jeep accident, but it's quiet. Except for the occasional fighter plane buzzing us.",That might not have been such a good idea. They're making us fly out of a half-paved airfield. The real punishment is that I won't be back to the barracks till it's too late for dinner or coffee. So I guess it's goodbye for awhile.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43911,"Paris Opals. Twelve-and-a-half cents. I sat down with a pencil and added it one day. But I figure, if you're gonna be sticking something in your mouth, you might as well make it the best. Ah, here's a lost soul.","Mmm. Like kissing a rose. Well, au revoir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43912,Sorry. At least you've got a place to come back to. I don't have a place to come back to anymore.,All the more reason to go to Africa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43913,"In Cheyene Walk? Lucy's going to have a meltdown. Oh, I'm so sorry.","I should have damn well bought it. Well, we can't afford it. The movie's going to eat up a year of my life and I'm getting paid next to nothing. Do you know how much Skye Davidson's getting? Four million.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43914,"Well, you were wonderful on that show. I never understood why they had to give you that brain tumor so soon. Why that didn't make you the biggest movie star in the world is a sin. It's a sin.","Yeah, well, you should be my agent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43915,"Before I took the story and closed the case, I'd want to know a lot more about these people. I'd want to know just about everything about them.","Exactly. Now I'm the killer. And there's something I don't want you to know. Something that would destroy my comfortable life, rob me of my friends, my position.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43916,"Pop, I'm gonna go with Mookie.","Good, make sure he don't jerk around.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43917,Gift certificates to Kentucky Fried Chicken.,That don't seem fair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43918,Now lock onto the strongest power source. It should be the power generator.,Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of space real fast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43919,That's right. And then we threw one of them off a mountain and another one into a raqing river!,So they've been destroyed?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43920,There are some who call me Tim?,Greetings Tim the Enchanter!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43921,"When Arthur built the castle, I carved out a place for myself, where I could laugh or sleep, and no one would bother me.",People make you laugh?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43922,So eat just a little. You gotta eat something.,What am I gonna do for 24 hours? I can't even eat!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43923,Excuse me. You seemed like you were in trouble.,"I'm all right. I just can't stand to see people tied up. I'm in the waiting room for hours, listening to Noel screaming. The only reason he's screaming is 'cause he's tied up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43924,"Jesus, I look like a raccoon.",I was thinking Alice Cooper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43925,"Your Eames table is incredible. And the B&B. I just put that in a client's home, actually, but in red.","You're an interior decorator, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43926,"I can handle the exterior alarm, but the one in the bedroom is a problem.",After the outside alarm is off we go in through the bedroom window.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43927,"It's a free country, isn't it? As long as I'm not trespassing on your property. I can stay here till kingdom come.","Let me give you some useful information, son. There's two dollars and fifty-seven cents in that cash register over there and considering all the time you've put in casing the joint so far, you won't make but about fifty cents an hour for all your pains. However you slice it, that's a losing proposition.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43928,Richmond is not all the way down south.,I don't even know why you're still concerned over him. Daddy's not with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43929,"I mean, what do you want? What are you doing hanging around here.",I need you to teach me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43930,I resent that innuendo! My wife is completely innocent.,"Your wife may be a lot of things, pal, but innocent isn't one of them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43931,"No, I heard you. I just can't give the baby to people who describe themselves as ""wholesome."" I'm looking for something a little edgier.","What did you have in mind, a family of disturbed loners who are into gunplay and incest?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43932,You still mad at him?,Of course. How am I gonna forgive him after what he did?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43933,"Blade's unique, you know. A one in a billion anomaly. He can withstand sunlight, garlic, even silver. But he still has the Thirst.",What happens if he doesn't take the serum?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43934,Because you don't really seem here.,I'm here. I've got a case where they're this close to sequestering the jury but have I answered the goddamn thing?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43935,"Well, maybe you could look at one of those adoption ads. I see them all the time in the Penny Saver.",There are ads? For parents?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43936,"Thanks a million, Uncle Al!","You're welcome a million, Marty. Stick 'em in the bushes for now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43937,Is it all right? I made it out to cash. You didn't tell me the name of the play.,"Oh, it's fine. Fine. Good. Good. Bye. Bye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43938,"Bones, are you afraid of the future?",That was the general idea I intended to convey.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43939,"Frances, you're fulla drugs. You don't know what you're saying. Who do you think put you into Meadow Wood? Your mother thinks you're crazy and she'll keep on thinking it as long as it suits her.","No, she just didn't want me going to jail, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43940,Why is she bringing that bag?,She's going to cook something for us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43941,"Forgive me, Majesty. I'm a vulgar man. But I assure you, my music is not.","You are passionate, Mozart! But you do not persuade.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43942,"You really had me going, Claire. I was finally ready to propose to you.",We're still going to be together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43943,"You have, I believe, some minimal background in music. Therefore, you are to join our choir.","You will sing, and you will sleep,' that is your schedule until you depart. As almost no one attends Mass, you will be unable to cause further damage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43944,"Course I like him, I like pizzas to but I'm not gonna marry one.",Do you not like him like daddy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43945,"Does my skin feel soft, Anthony?","God, yes. Like silk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43946,"I entered here, monsieur, at a bad moment for you; it seems that you love this lady.","Certainly, monseigneur, does not Your Excellency consider her worthy of love?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43947,My parents were divorced.,"It's an awful thing, let me tell you. My Aunt used to say, ""divorce is the sister-in-law of death"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43948,"A mind is a terrible thing to waste, Lex Luthor. And you've wasted yours on this foul monstrosity. I'm taking you in.","Nifty, huh? Goodnight Sweet Prince, parting is . . . inevitable Now, destroy Superman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43949,"He was. Ray's with the F.B.I. now, he switched over.","He's still married though, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43950,She wiped out her whole family.,Yes. She's helped me understand homicidal impulse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43951,"Very complicated, Holiness. Let me tell you current news. The Chinese have launched a deceptive campaign aimed at convincing the world that Tibet belongs to China. We sent a mission to the Chinese National Conference. Our attendance was a grave mistake.","The Tibetans were introduced as delegates from the ""Chinese region of Tibet"". We protested this reference and demanded a letter rebutting it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43952,"What he means is, it's difficult to distill the essence of a book sometimes. It lives in the mind.","Yeah, but you gotta know what it's about, right? I mean, if you didn't know what it was about, why were you writing it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43953,"I followed him all the way downtown, and when he gets out of the car, I reach under my seat and pull out an aluminum bat.",You keep a bat under your seat?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43954,I think we'd better shut off all access till we can find that file. Just to be safe.,There's a 68.71 percent chance you're right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43955,You're just saying nothing! Tonight is the night.,"Yeah, but if we don't sit, they'll take our badges.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43956,My parents wanted me here all along but my grades weren't good enough. I had to go to Balincrest to pull them up.,"Well, you've won the booby prize. Don't expect to like it here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43957,"What, you're going to go back to that hick town and run the projector and marry the doctor's daughter?","Peter, I'm an agent. I buy lunches and get deals made for guys like you. That's what I do. You're a writer. You write pictures. That's what you do. And trust me, you'll be back doing it again tomorrow morning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43958,"Darling, there are so many complaining political speeches. People are tired of hearing nothing but doom and despair on the radio. If you're going to have him say anything, why don't you let him say something simple and real, something with hope in it? If your father were alive, he'd know what to say.","Oh, yes, Father certainly would.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43959,"Well, why'd you have to tell that Indian story?",What the hell does that mean? If I'd told a Ty Cobb story would you have clubbed him to death with a bat?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43960,But you're not alone.,Good guess. There's a gun on you right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43961,Something was definitely here.,"Yeah, I can smell it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43962,I thought we were against ownership? I can stay tonight.,"Madox knows, I think. He's tried to warn me. He keeps talking about Anna Karenina. I think it's his idea of a man-to-man chat. Its my idea of a man-to-man chat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43963,Your leg must be getting better.,Yes. It's feeling much better now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43964,"Well, waddaya say, you wanna ask them? I'll take the one inna green dress.",I think this number is a little fast. Wait a minute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43965,"Midge, do you suppose many men wear corsets?",More than you think.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43966,I've pulled out my - uh wooden shoe and Starfleet is screaming for us to return to port.,"Mr. Scott, any progress on repairing our warp drive?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43967,I'm pinch-hitting for our society editor tonight. I wanted to see some life in the raw.,"Aw, you wanted to see some life in the raw, huh? Well gal, I'm afraid we ain't got no raw life up here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43968,"As a part of today's story on the trial of mass murderer George Viznick, we welcome Peter Kelson, author of the current best-seller, VICIOUS INTENT. Thank you for joining us, Peter.","Thanks for having me, Sally.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43969,"One shouldn't be alone the whole time. I'm not like him, am I?",Not in that way; you're always looking for company.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43970,It's the freest land on earth.,"Is it? Well, I'm scared of what we've become in our freedom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43971,"Amigo, you bring me fifty-thousand dollars, and I have no more concerns.",I can't believe we're stealing a plane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43972,"My parents don't read the Daily News. All right, if you think I shouldn't. I can't believe the things the papers are printing. I'm sure most of it's not true.",I don't think so either. I better go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43973,Every job like this has moments where things don't go so well and everyone starts thinking about their own ass. It's in those moments that everything comes together or falls apart.,I had a partner and she fucked me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43974,You should feed your animals. They're looking peaked.,I'm getting rid of the fucking animals.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43975,Thanks for dinner. I never saw anybody cook potatoes that way.,"I'm glad you liked it. Good night, Jonah.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43976,"Just think though, it would make a hell of a cafe, that way we keep the auditorium clear.","Well, it's definitely there - We've just got to get to it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43977,Maybe your marriage should lay off grains for a while.,"She hates me. It's over. You'll see, as soon as you get married, everything changes. You sure you want to go through with it, man?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43978,I'd really feel stupid if we didn't bring anything back home.,It's enough that you've brought yourself home!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43979,Maybe I ought to think about getting another job.,Good idea - with a boss who's a really ugly son-of-a-bitch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43980,"Chief, we found a witness that says he saw two teenagers leaving Dallas' room shortly before we arrived.",Did you give him a full cavity search?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43981,"I finally found your Da's army revolver, Connor.",What the hell are you doin' with Da's gun!?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43982,It's your radiator hose. It's busted.,I know it's busted. What did I just tell you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43983,Will it change my life?,"Yeah, but you said, ""Will it change my wife""!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43984,Cole! James Cole! You escaped from a locked room six years ago.,1989. Six years for you. There's the sign! Right here!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43985,You weren't kiddin'. This stuff's got the sting of the forty-eight hour blend.,That's right. That's the best coffee you're gonna get around here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43986,"Well, at least you didn't lose your lunch over a bug. How embarassing.",Who cares about bugs ? You can't go anywhere if you don't know math.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43987,He wouldn't just turn himself in. It doesn't make any sense.,"Well, there he sits. It's not supposed to make sense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43988,There's only one way to be positive. I need to see some droppings. I have to see the dinosaur's droppings.,You won't be able to miss them. Can't miss them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43989,"Come on Buddy, you wouldn't want to got me disbarred now would you?",Who's listening? It's just one college buddy talking to another.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43990,"Boy, would I like to borrow a cup of that Sugar.","Look - no butter, no pastry, and no Sugar!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43991,"Snoopy Miller, famous fight thrower.","It seems to me I been reading about you in the newspaper. Busted out of some joint in Florida, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43992,"I'm going to finish the picture, sweetheart. It's important.","I know you'll do it, Dad. You're Viktor Taransky.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43993,We don't serve formula. Snookums.,"You serve martinis, doncha?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43994,"Doug, nobody tried to kill you.",They did! But I killed them!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43995,Calling for Emilio's macaw. I thought I heard him.,Do you think he'll come back?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43996,Go to Jim Morrison's grave at Pere Lachaise. It's overrun with American tourists. I have to work.,I know! Let's go hock loogies off the Eiffel Tower!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43997,I always knew you'd end up in a crow's cage.,Least I'm not down there herding sheep!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_43998,"You know, on our honeymoon, we should go scuba diving.","Let's not talk about that now, okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_43999,"It's like sweet and sour, and salty butter.","No, no, no. You can't get that taste out of your mouth. Until you eat something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44000,"Hey man, it's the neighbor's house, who breaks in through the neighbor's house?!",WHO THE FUCK BREAKS IN THROUGH THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44001,You're my mother's hairdresser?,"I do her hair, yeah.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44002,I thought I made it clear I don't want any drinking in this outfit.,"All right, girls. Who does this belong to? Come on, now. Speak up. Sugar, I warned you!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44003,You're wall to wall and tree top tall.,I'm gonna run a couple miles ahead of you. Keep both feet on the floor. We'll be moving ninety and over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44004,"See that, son? Now this is a heel, see, and there, that's the ball of a foot. Someone has been walking here.","Well, it's not very plain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44005,"Actually, uh, people seem to think the scar ""humanizes"" you.",And that's a good thing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44006,"Okay, I'm Eddie Felson. I shoot straight pool. You got any straight pool shooters in this here poolroom?",What kind of straight pool game you like?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44007,I'm not the one who put this scar here.,"God, here we go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44008,"If I never eat at another Waffle House again, I can die a happy girl.","Scattered, smothered and covered.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44009,"Let me ask you this: When you smoke a cigar, do you ever pretend it has balls?","Come on, that wouldn't make me gay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44010,This is humiliating. We're being ejected from a prom!,"Hang in there, I'll think of something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44011,We have to keep looking for Dad. We have to.,I know. I know. I want to look for him too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44012,"Tim, go throw up somewhere.","You know, man, it's none of your business what I do, okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44013,"Yeah, I mean you're coming unglued, Jesse.",You want to see how more unglued I can get? Try me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44014,Let me just check on my boy.,Don't worry. He's in good hands.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44015,"Hey listen, jerk! Until today you never even knew how many guys I'd slept with, because you never even asked. And then you act all nonchalant about fucking twelve different girls. Well, I never had sex with twelve different guys!","No, but you sucked enough dick!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44016,This is it? I can't believe you're selling some of this stuff.,Fuck it. Everything must go!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44017,"Okay, now what about your sidekick punching my favorite detective? What the hell is going on? You got no discipline in your operation.",I'm sorry it had to come to your attention. I am dealing with it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44018,"Yeah, they're confused. They can feel our vibrations, but they can't find us.","They're working together, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44019,"Sir, you're gonna have to leave. You mind accompanying us outside?","Bullshit, I ain't goin' anywhere with you!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44020,Your daughter is ill.,She's not too well.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44021,"Anything stronger? Oh, probably not. Beer? You can drink beer, can't you?","I can, but I don't.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44022,"Mrs. Hallstrom, why don't you join my family for dinner. You'll love my Grandma Rosa.","That's so sweet, Michael. But, really, I've so many things to do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44023,I'm glad I saw it before becoming extinct.,"Do not misunderstand me. I do not hold your frivolity against you. As basic material you might not be bad, but you are the unfortunate product of a doomed culture. I feel sorry for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44024,What do you know about that. Did you sell your place?,Not exactly. They decided gambling and dancing were bad for people. Can I make it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44025,Sometimes innocents become involved.,"You and your buddy make a real team, don't you? Exchanging eloquent threats in iambic pen- tameter while hacking up all the innocents in between.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44026,This man sounds like a real catch.,"Oh, he's a keeper all right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44027,I even brought a road map to get us to the bathroom.,"Whee, you shoulda told me it was Tony Lacey's party.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44028,Your mother was right. You do work too hard.,"Oh, she said that, did she? What else did Mommy Dearest have to say?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44029,"Well, I believe there are at least 30 guns at Sablons.",You could have them here by daybreak.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44030,This was my very first slow dance.,Did you know him before you knew Dad?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44031,"Listen buttercup, let's make love and forget about the whole thing.",Is sex the only thing that matters to you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44032,"Shit, James. You shot Dr. Gaskell's dog.",I had to. Didn't I?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44033,"Thanks for everything, Taylor. Will I see you again?",Hopefully sooner than later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44034,Looks like we're not going to get a chance to get much done.,They're crucifying you out there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44035,"I'm feeling very fit, thank you. How is your bronchitis?",I feel much better. Thank you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44036,You here all by yourself?,"That's right, just me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44037,I got your check in the mall.,"Yes. As I said, I was very grateful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44038,"It's important to me, Dante. You have so much potential that just goes to waste in this pit. I wish you'd go back to school.","Jesus, would you stop? You make my head hurt when you talk about this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44039,We got an UNSUB walking around with four feet?,"We did find these, however.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44040,Kathryn. Did you hit her?,"Kathryn? Oh Christ, she got to you too?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44041,"Mom, is there any coffee left?",When did you start drinking coffee?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44042,"You drag that coconut around for your health, or do you know how to use it?",I'm looking for somebody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44043,"Do you want to unclench your fists, please? Thank you. I can see in the dark, you know. I've been here quite a while.","I am trying to tell you I have no personal feelings about you, Mr. Robinson. I am trying to tell you I do not resent you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44044,"Well, you've been wet to the skin. You must've fallen in.",I guess I did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44045,Let's go sit by the piano.,You have me confused with Dan Dailey. You go sit by the piano. And you come sit by me. Good night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44046,These is the worst shoes I own for walkin'. How far did you want to go?,I ain't really thought about it too much I don't reckon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44047,"Sorry, son. This is a matter for adults.","Officers, I've never said the P-word out loud, much less written it down!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44048,"Don't get me wrong, Jake. I like you boys. You guys are the steadiest business in town. But what can I say? Twenty percent's still better than what we give to any of the other criminals.",All the shit we pulled with you and you're trying to shake us down? You guys got sack.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44049,Why don't they leave a pigeon instead of a canary?,"I don't know. Maybe they don't leave a canary. Don't be technical. What I'm saying is if this newsstand guy's Italian and his fingers are gone, maybe he's a thief.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44050,"Dude, that movie was fucking sweet!",You bet your fucking ass it was!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44051,"She just went under the water. She was pulled under. Oh God, I don't see her.",Was there a shark? Did you see a shark?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44052,"You don't have anything to complain about, Mother. He was all right last night, wasn't he? I told you not to worry about him.",It was a miracle. The man was ill or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44053,I think you'd do it for free. You're almost drooling. You like the rush.,It's what I do. It's my job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44054,"Cole, when was the last time you had a lobotomy?",You've had it. I'm gonna get you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44055,"Chill out, Phill. Four deputies and you, I can live with that. We're about ready to go here, so let's get rid of these other assholes.",Don't call my men assholes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44056,"All right, if you hate this job and the people, and the fact that you have to come in on your day off, then quit.",As if it's that easy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44057,We have a situation. The members are assembling.,Is it an emergency?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44058,Ya still owe me fifty bucks for the train ticket.,And a lot more. Can we talk?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44059,You'll find yourself another rich old lover.,That's right! And I'm sure you'll help me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44060,I am making out the report now. We haven't quite decided whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape.,Are you quite finished with us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44061,"I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.",What's wrong with you? Shut up!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44062,Of course I haven't got a nose.,"Sure, sure. You've got a nose, Gallagher. You've got a nose. But there's different women, Gallagher. You know, like brewery horses and thoroughbreds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44063,No. You will not run me out. No one will believe a word of what you say.,"Oh? Far as I can tell, a rumor does not travel alone for long here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44064,Am I bothering you?,Not at all. Have a seat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44065,Ram and I died the day we realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and ununderstanding world. The joy we shared in each other's arms was greater than any touchdown. Yet we were forced to live the lie of Sexist- Beer Guzzling-Jock-Asshole.,"Exquisite, but I don't think ununderstanding is a word.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44066,"We are so alike, Xavier. Still, sometimes I wonder which one of us is the ugliest.","If you can, send me a receipt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44067,Let's all make a vow. Let's swear we'll always be friends no matter what.,I'll go for that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44068,"Oh, there might be something stashed away for emergencies.",This is one of the oldest fire stations in the city. Lotta tradition locked up in here. What do you think?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44069,I'm sorry Kayleigh. This was a bad idea.,You really don't remember anything that happened?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44070,"Dad, I've become a woman without her. Just not a pretty one.",I know. Don't say anything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44071,Your mom said you've been ignoring your chores.,"No problem, consider it done. I had this idea of shooting on location. Outdoors, you know? Maybe at some famous Xenia landmarks. You think that would be a problem?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44072,"Your boys out there cooped up together, need somewhere they can let the steam out. If they're Black, there's not but one place in this town they feel welcome. Been that way since before you were born.",We have an enlisted man's club at the post.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44073,"Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.","Well, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44074,That's right. We had a party here this afternoon for Cathy. Her birthday.,"Oh, yeah, yeah. How old is she now?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44075,"Look, Elvis, he is hauntin' me. He doesn't deserve to live. And I do want to kill him. But I don't wanna go to jail for the rest of my life.",I don't blame you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44076,"Gosh, I'm sorry, we better get in line.","Oh, Clark, you're so delightfully primitive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44077,She waits for you to go in the place where you try things on.,The fitting room. There's a sign over the door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44078,I'm getting a little bit fat. I hate that.,You look beautiful to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44079,"By the way, Roger, you were right about your wife. She's a good lady. I'm glad you got her back.",And I'm glad you got your sense of humor back. Think you'll keep it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44080,Big Al gets whacked mid-egg foo young. The whole thing took about two and a half hours. That's how good he is.,We sure Big Al threw him to us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44081,"Sir, I'd like to request a furlough. Two days?",Granted. Where are you going?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44082,"Lots of actresses come from Brooklyn. Barbara Stanwyck, Susan Hayward - of course, they're just movie stars.","You're going to Hollywood - aren't you? From the trunks you're packing, you must be going to stay a long time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44083,This little corpse is intended as a lesson?,There's a certain amount of information there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44084,These hallucinations I'm having. I think they're more like memories coming back to me in a strange way.,Well that's not necessarily a bad thing is it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44085,Does the threat board show anything?,"Well, that's the funny part of it, too, sir. It doesn't show a damned thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44086,Yep. I might have missed some stuff. I'm so used to some things being here that I don't even notice them.,Those look heavy. Where's Ian?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44087,I'm willing to tell you my name.,Names are incredibly intimate. We barely know each other. Trust me on this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44088,Nice to meet you. I'm Marsha Dwiggins and this is Theresa Evans. She's here to take the pictures.,Y'all have a seat. Is this all of you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44089,Don't worry about me. I'm like a cat.,You mean you cough up hairballs all over the rug?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44090,I just turned 25. I was 24 for a whole year.,"You are precious. Please, call me Gale.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44091,I think I turned into a werewolf and killed him.,Why the fuck would you do that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44092,Insomnia. Not unusual for someone in his situation. Not to mention he's a bed-wetter.,He wets the bed?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44093,"Look, Dr. Hirsch, I know I've been traumatized, but Jack was torn apart. I saw him. A man can't do that to someone with his bare hands.",You'd be surprised what horrors a man is capable of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44094,Duffy. This look like a fucking post office to you? This guy came in here with intent. Maybe he didn't know exactly what he was gonna do but he had a pretty good idea. The bartender wasn't a fucking accident.,"Well, we didn't get any help on that. A lot of people saw it. Nobody's talking.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44095,"It's simple. You pick up the painting, you pay for it with this debit card.",How much am I paying?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44096,Our first caller is Big Black from Brooklyn. Go 'head.,"Microphone check, one, two. One, two. Yo Tavis, I be lovin' yo show but Mantan you is foul. Why you perpetrating? You a sellout.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44097,"Thank you, but it's an appointment. I really shouldn't miss it.","Oh, at the dentist's?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44098,Harold and Maude is my all-time favorite movie.,"Ouch. Come on, don't bust my chops. I know it's corny, but I do love it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44099,"Oh, Pepe Le Pew. He is very funny and quite well known in France.","Yeah, I dig him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44100,"I hope Ryan explained that if you stay in this town, you're shackled with pushy relations for the rest of your life.","He made that quite clear, yes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44101,Back to New York for starters.,"And what will we do when we get there? I'm sixty-five years old, Ray. So are you. What are we gonna do out here? Get married, have kids, settle down? That boat sailed without us, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44102,"Did you like Proteus or Valentine best? Proteus for speaking, Valentine for looks.","I liked the dog, for laughs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44103,"I can see you're putting your spare time to good use. Let me tell you something: you keep staring at hyperspace for long enough, they'll be peeling you off a wall. I've seen it happen.","We're the new pioneers, Chaz. We even have our own special diseases.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44104,"Oh Christ, this really isn't worth it. And see, Courtney, it's there for what? Huh? Tell us. Why is it pulled down half an inch? So it can catch the force of the ejaculate!","Well, it's not a turn-on for me. I have a promotion coming to me. I don't want to get AIDS.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44105,Like into one of the other 20 or so bathrooms they've got in this place.,Check it out. Not for the faint of heart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44106,He wasn't wearing a ring. But you don't want to date a cop Frida. They're so blue collar.,"I didn't trust her. All that blood on the sheets. She may look sweet, but she could be a wolf in sheep's clothing. Something's weird.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44107,Jane said we should sell the house to someone with a family.,"Ah, the ever-tactful Jane. Let's just relax about having children.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44108,"As of now, and until you leave, you are Sister Mary Clarence.",Mary Clarence? Like a guy? Like a dumb guy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44109,Of course he's not real. You think I'd be working here if I could afford a real snake?,It's a good job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44110,Contributions from boys who read about your camp.,Already? All these letters?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44111,"We got to start rehabilitating, Duke, if we want to be halfway human by the time we get back to our wives.",But no short-arm inspection. I'm with you there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44112,I hope so. At least I got to see you and Grandma. Has it ever worked before?,The last one was six hundred years ago. It's about time for another one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44113,It was meatloaf. You just put everything in your soup.,I liked it a lot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44114,"Your turn, Rudy. You want me to flip for you?","Jesus Christ, no. Okay, okay. You got it, you got it! You're the boss.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44115,Are we leaving mommy?,"Yes, we'll be leaving soon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44116,"Maybe it's not going to be so easy. From what I've heard, Mrs. Teasdale is rather sweet on this Rufus T. Firefly.","That's where you come in. I'll leave him in your hands, and don't forget you're supposed to be my niece.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44117,"Lila, what are you doing in there? I need to get ready for my date.",Nothing! I'll be out in a minute!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44118,There's really no need. This is just a scrapbook. I should feel obliged. Thank you.,"And that would be unconscionable, I suppose, to feel any obligation? Yes. Of course it would.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44119,Can someone please tell Rick that he is not the only Sigma Chi with a big penis?,You guys are so sweet!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44120,All right. How much is Pepsi here?,"A dollar sixty-nine, plus tax.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44121,Screaming isn't all right. Not in my house it isn't.,It was just a visitor. But it's all right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44122,You can't talk in Brownsville?,I'm not sure where I can talk anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44123,"Could'a fooled me, the way you were hollering into that cell phone.","Different instrument altogether. You know, if you'd only listened to me, we'd be bogged down in traffic right now, and you could have made yourself an extra five bucks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44124,"I like to sail, believe me, I love to sail! Instead I make boats and other people sail them.",Stop! It's too much! You're making all the hairs on my neck stand up!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44125,He is not going to kill the old man?,"No, Hanna. My heart isn't that black.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44126,"Eddie, I'm just a small-town girl. I've never done this before.","Don't worry, I'll teach you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44127,"Today's your lucky day, Sami.","Yeah, I can see that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44128,Three full bottles. But almost time to refill.,"Doesn't seem like enough to turn back on, does it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44129,"Dorota, don't be ridiculous, he's a pediatrician.",He's still a doctor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44130,"Okay. Now, the last time you saw your son was when?","Oh, about ten days ago.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44131,"Maybe we could have lunch one day next week? You know, I'm downtown near Wall Street quite often.","Oh, I don't know, Victoria. I'm at work all the time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44132,I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.,Why didn't you take all your clothes off? You could have stopped forty cars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44133,"Kristen, can you pull us out?",They sedated me. We're stuck here till it wears off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44134,"Totally -- you were being very, very bad. You went up in the plane and jumped out. You had a parachute, but it didn't open.",Were you there to catch me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44135,You know how old I am.,God help us all when you're forty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44136,Brenda was right. There's more to the story than the Professor told us. I found a secret room. It had all these news clippings about Hugh Kane. He was a very evil man.,"Ah, they just don't know you the way I do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44137,That movie makes me feel guilty.,"Yeah, 'cause it's supposed to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44138,Does she have a pancreatic ulcer?,"Yeah, I think so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44139,"Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair.","I'm telling you you're messing up the story, now get it right!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44140,"Well, don't stand there, you idiot. Go and look. Open the window. Oh, why did he have to pick on my building?",Is there a crowd in the street?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44141,It sounds like you still have feelings for him.,We have a daughter together. I just don't want to see Viktor get hurt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44142,Remember 1949? Last two games of the season. Against the Yankees. The Sox lost on Saturday. Then they lost on Sunday. First I cried for twenty-four hours. Then I had fist- fights the rest of the week.,"It's one thing for kids. You get older, you Nhave other things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44143,You've got a stupid accent too.,"Eric, that is not appropriate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44144,He has his own submarine. I'll be getting everything that matters. I'll get New York and I'll get Connecticut.,I'll have whatever she's having.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44145,Then eat your spaghetti and I'll tell you a Luca Brasi story.,"Once upon a time, about fifteen years ago some people wanted to take over my father's olive oil business. They had Al Capone send some men in from Chicago to kill my father, and they almost did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44146,"Yeah, I'm here. I just don't like the anonymous crap. It means your either chickenshit or not for real.","Yeah? Well, trust me. I'm very for real.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44147,"Hey big shot, get off your ass. They need a potted palm over in the Carl Laemmle Building.","Sure thing, Mr. Kravitz.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44148,"I don't know, it just came to me. It's my corner, after all. It's just one little part of the world, but things happen there, too, just like everywhere else. It's a record of my little spot.",It's kind of overwhelming.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44149,"This is gonna be Bela's laboratory, so it should be real impressive! Like one of those mad scientist movies. I want beakers, and test tubes, and one of those electrical things that buzzes!",You mean a Tesla coil?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44150,"Please, General, I will give you money, whiskey.",You said you had no whiskey.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44151,This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade.,This baby's got a few surprises left in her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44152,It's the only pose I have left. I'm sunk. Broke. I don't even have my hotel bill.,"I seem to recognize this routine. First the kiss then the touch. Oh, what's the use. You're you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44153,They're not guns. They're particle throwers.,"Yeah, yeah. I just want to see 'em.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44154,Don't move around. You don't want to puncture a lung.,Was someone in an accident?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44155,I know. I know. But it'll be okay. Don't worry. I got some money for you. It's down the block.,The third store down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44156,"Hey, where are you going? You can't do this. I can't take a dog. Nobody's ever been in here before.",You don't want to mess with me today. I'll figure something else out tomorrow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44157,It surprises me that I'm not the only one on this balcony who feels that way.,There's one thing I have to say. I'm going away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44158,"But now's the time to end it, Louis. Now's the time to leave him.",He'll never let us go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44159,"I know they're not much help, but they love coming here, George.",How much time do they get to spend with their dad?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44160,"Tuna, this is crap.",I know it's not the greatest. It's commercial.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44161,"You know, Dana, I'm very very hurt that you didn't call me first. I'm still into all this stuff, you know. Haven't you ever seen my show?",I have. That's why I didn't call you first.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44162,But I got a train to make.,It'll only take 20 minutes or so. You can pick it up at the window down the hall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44163,I didn't mean to hurt you.,Shhhhhh. Now I have your disease.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44164,"You can't play God, son. It must end with me. Just by being here, you may be killing your mother.",Bullshit. I'll send you a postcard when I've made everything perfect again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44165,Moneypenny! We've got to stop meeting like this. They may be on to us.,"Hello, James. Enjoy your meeting?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44166,We could make some paper boats and have a regatta. Or should we just turn on the shower?,How about capturing the kitchen and barricading the door?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44167,"We don't want to just lock him up; we want a conviction, we wanted him to do something more.",Is that why Klute didn't tell me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44168,"Drachmas, I hope. I would feel safer with a chicken drumstick. They could do more harm than good.","Jesus, Tom, do they work?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44169,Then how come Matt and I showed up as guilty ?,"It was there, clear as day. I saw the computer records. Matthew has been fed wiring money to his personal account. I just knew something was wrong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44170,"Thank God you grew out of that. You did grow out of that, didn't you?","Mostly. It would be an all right life, for a bachelor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44171,"My lady, this play will end badly. I will tell.","You will not tell. As you love me and as I love you, you will bind my breast and buy me a boy's wig!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44172,How could I have had a time bomb? They searched me when they took me prisoner.,"And the way you search your prisoners, it does sound rather unlikely.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44173,Guys ready to order?,Paisley Porter. I didn't know you were waiting tables.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44174,"I saw one, but it was ridiculously overpriced!",You want me to keep that under the table for you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44175,"Boy, beautiful day, hey, Thomas?","Sure, great if you ain't married.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44176,"Rob, what do you want to be when you grow up?","Well, a ball player.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44177,"Hey, don't tell us about private property. This is America, my friend.","Look, look, look. You gotta go now, okay? The customers complain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44178,You see? The tyrannosaur doesn't obey set patterns or park schedules. It's the essence of Chaos.,I'm still not clear on Chaos.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44179,"Investigators Halloran and Goetz. I apologize for Goetz, he's a firehouse dog.",I'm okay. I really kind of enjoyed it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44180,"He believed the key to self-knowledge was emotion, not logic.","When he encouraged others to follow him, he was banished from Vulcan, never to return.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44181,"It's already begun. If you want to save her, send her away.",Then I leave too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44182,Like your guitar break.,It's coming right up. After the third verse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44183,I don't care about the money. I just want the show to deliver.,So who's gonna pay for it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44184,Wrong week. Next Wednesday I emerge from this plaster cocoon.,"That's too bad, Jeff. Well, I guess I can't be lucky every day. Forget I called.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44185,"No, we're here for information, to find out where a man named Ricky Tan is. We must tread softly and keep our ears open.",Tread softly? Who taught you how to roost a bar?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44186,I always had an idea there was only one System. The Circulatory.,"The Lymphatic System drains off excess fluid from the Tissues. Without it, we'd all swell up like balloons. He reaches the console, begins to take out a new chart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44187,I don't want to go to Siberia.,I don't want to go to the Hotel Terminus.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44188,I haven't been back for ten years. Is your family still there?,"No, they're living in Nice now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44189,"Then maybe it isn't different at all. You know, her attitude nearly drove me crazy. I simply couldn't understand it.",When I got back to San Francisco I spent days trying to figure out just what I'd done to displease her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44190,I'm sorry. I was asleep. I must have fallen asleep.,"You look ghastly, Tom. Are you okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44191,"With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love.","Yeah. It's pretty bad timing. Where were you, say, ten years ago?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44192,"OK, boys, which of you gets the privilege?","We're just closing, friend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44193,"This is Special Agent Ray Nicolet with Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. Would you mind if we looked in that bag?",Would I mind? Do I have a choice?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44194,"You should have known better than to write, Romeo. I found that out a long time ago.","I should say you had. At the rate you two are going, we'll have to leave the country to save our faces.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44195,"Under article 184 of Interstellar Law, I place you both under arrest. You are charged with assassinating the Chancellor of the High Council.",He just tried to save him!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44196,"She told me I was charming and relentless, and would go far in this town. And she said that unlike the other charming, relentless people she knew, she liked me.",She's a good person to know. So where did you study again?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44197,Nothing that we can do can make that woman well.,And no one will know the truth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44198,Uh huh. You got mailed to the wrong address.,"I did, didn't I? Look! A shooting star.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44199,That's funny. I wonder if you'll take two hundred and fifty dollars to fuck me?,"That is, if you'll come to my room for an hour, I will give you five hundred dollars.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44200,"Boss, then I'm afraid I can't continue working with Bill.","Are you giving me an ultimatum, Lou?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44201,"If there is only one way out for us, there is only one way in for them.","Make a distraction out front and go for it out the back. There's cars back there, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44202,I keep waiting for the next novel to come out. Anything in the works?,"It's coming along. At the rate he's going, he'll have a story finished by the end of the summer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44203,We sell a dozen a day in this price range.,Who buys them? Tax collectors?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44204,Relax. Emily hasn't carried a house key since she was twelve years old. And your hips are as slim as hers.,It's not that. It just reminded me of -- you know -- of what's in the car. In the trunk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44205,I'm off that case. He fired me.,He didn't look good at all. Something strange is going on. He's got himself into some trouble. He wouldn't say what.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44206,You haven't heard my offer.,It's not for sale at any price.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44207,She wrote it. There are chapters in this book that describe the stuff I've been seeing. It can't just be a coincidence. Will you come see her with me?,I know she's here. She never leaves the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44208,"Well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you? I can't do unauthorized work. I suppose I can just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket. Then you get in an accident and get killed. Or worse. Who they gonna blame then? They gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation.","What reputation? You're nothing but an ignorant, inbred, tumble weed hick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44209,Like what are you going to do on your honeymoon?,We've been discussing that. He wants to go to the Riviera - but I sort of lean toward Niagara Falls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44210,"Don't shoot me, I'm just the piano players.",You can walk away. We both can.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44211,It's a smelting retort.,Now it's a bomb.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44212,We're missing the Sig Ep party.,"No, Hallie, not tonight. Parties and mass murderers don't go together. Trust me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44213,"Listen, Bren-duhhh, I think you're the one overstepping boundaries. You're acting like you're the one who has to go through this and get huge and push a baby out of your vag for someone else. Besides, who cares if he's married? I can have friends who are married.","It doesn't work that way, kiddo. You don't know squat about the dynamics of marriage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44214,"Boss, are you calling the President a murderer?","If I'm so far from the truth, why is the FBI bugging our offices? Why are our witnesses being bought off and murdered? Why are Federal agencies blocking our extraditions and subpoenas when we were never blocked before?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44215,I can't think of anything to say to her that seems appropriate given I left and never said goodbye to her.,Take care of her. She's a keeper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44216,"Gee, I'm not sure. Alfred? How many rooms? Total?","Ninety-three, including the sauna.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44217,"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. When I get through with her, she'll be the premier Blow Job Queen of the Tri-State area and poor little Court's heart will be shattered.",Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44218,Why didn't your brother tell you that Nathan was having an affair?,"I don't know, honey. I don't know. Maybe he just didn't want to get involved.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44219,"Hello Lucy, had a busy night? Puts money in machine.",We've been working hard too. Takes glass.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44220,Jealous. Ever see so much junk? She had the ceiling brought from Portugal. Look at this.,Her own movie theatre.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44221,Nicola Anders is the only actress who can play that role.,"It's a re-make, Hal. Anders is not bigger than this picture.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44222,It's a strange world isn't it? Do you know what building the woman lives in?,"Yeah. It's close by, that's what's creepy. They've had her under surveillance for a couple of months, except I don't know what they've found out because my father isn't in charge of her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44223,Dancing is alright; you're falling on the floor.,"Whatsamatter, you don't want me to dance with him 'cause he's a man!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44224,"Is everything done? The arrangements, I mean.","Oh. Yeah. It was all worked out before, you know. She and Dad had taken care of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44225,I didn't see my Prednizone.,"I put it in, Mama.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44226,"This is mighty sweet, Paden. I think I finally found my place in the world.","Well I'm real happy for you, Cobb. But I think I'll keep looking for mine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44227,They're letting me have this vacation. Which is why the get-up. Which is why you haven't heard from me.,"You know, the whole world thinks you killed Freddie? It's terrible.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44228,"The appeal was denied. Then Daisy went and fell for Maynard. They're engaged to be married, can you believe that?","Well, let's just think about that for a moment. He's a successful lawyer up in New York City and you're down here with a bright future in the cotton picking business. Eeny, meeny, miney, Maynard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44229,No wonder we both struck out with her. Who can compete with the sexual power of the man who occupies the highest office in the land?,He's like the Pope. Like we're gonna snake a girl away from the Pope.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44230,But that was so long ago. It can't still bother you.,"Oh, but it does. Especially in light of the journey I'm about to make.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44231,My family lives in Miami. Because of the death threats.,It's not worth it. Be with them instead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44232,"I don't have any business here. I came here for you, I didn't have any business.",How many times have you been on an airplane?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44233,"Whoa, why are we getting off?",I've just got to make one quick stop. Won't take a second.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44234,"Just figure it's my map, I ought to hang on to it.",If all we wanted was the map out of you we could have taken it while you were standing on that mine pissing on yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44235,I'll see you at mass tomorrow. We'll sit down and we'll discuss the whole thing.,"All right, I'll see you, Thomas, because he wants an answer by Monday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44236,What have I got now? It's exactly as if there were two emperors. Because of this the people have two minds. He is their champion.,It's because he comes off as the underdog.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44237,I'm reporting you to the IRS.,The IRS? They owe me. I'm expecting a refund.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44238,You could also try a bamboo pole and a worm.,"What's your plan, Brody?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44239,Phil Collins? Are you sure he isn't drinking and driving?,"Jeez, right, then why don't I do drugs?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44240,"Oh, yes, sir, all day long. He never leaves the house until evening. He just sits there, writing and writing. He doesn't even eat.",Really? What is it he's writing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44241,"Don't worry darlin'. I'll say I never found you. I'll say anything you want. We'll find a way to get you out of this, whatever it is.","Damn, Jimmy, did you take a pill that makes you say all the right stuff?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44242,I don't think so. The membrane in his nasal passage didn't show any sign of long time usage.,Then how did it get into his body?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44243,I hope our noise did not keep you awake.,The noise? Don't worry. You're on holiday.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44244,No one gets to be Vice President by being that clean.,"The guy's a Boy Scout, Bob. He declared frequent flyer miles on his income tax return.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44245,Clarence sent a letter?,Has he gotten his mail today?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44246,Which ear was it?,"The left, I think. Those surgeons in Witness Protection can fix things nobody's even broken yet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44247,"They send us to Zammito's house. The FBI is right across the street watching the whole thing, but they don't move. A crime is going down and they don't move. Why? Because they were waiting for us to come out so they could arrest us.",What does arresting us get them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44248,We're going to turn ourselves in. It was self defense.,y-y-yeah that's what he said.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44249,All right. Send down to the vaults and have our reserve cash sent up here right away.,"We haven't much on hand, you know. If it gets any worse, I hope we don't have to close the doors.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44250,That's as good a way as any to describe it. I've seen far worse cases. You might even learn to enjoy these walks down memory lane.,But the rest of it? The killing headaches. The phantom smells. My inability to close my eyes without thinking a hundred things at once. It's all nothing more than bad electricity?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44251,"Wait, let's do this right. Do you have any candles?","Oh, I don't know. I think so. I'll go look.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44252,"Mr. Kane, this is a surprise!",We've got a nice plant here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44253,Think a soul could get lost there? With all those pilgrim-types?,"It's more a place where souls are found, Mr. Riddick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44254,"If Chet sees you, he'll kill you, don't you know that?","I don't care. I love you, Chris. You deserve better than Chet and I'm it. Please accept these.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44255,But I never said Rudy.,You said it a million times!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44256,"Virginia, I'm flattered you think I got that much energy. I just figured if I can't find Paul Sheldon, at least I can find out what he wrote about.",What do you expect to find? A story about a guy who drove his car off a cliff in a snowstorm?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44257,"Blaine, if I knew who it was that person wouldn't be alive right now.",Where did you say she's from?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44258,"Oh my god, I've dreamed about this ever since I was a little girl.",You dream about dead guys?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44259,"Me and Wes each going take an end of the rope, run our asses of, and yank you off the mine.","That's going to do it, right? I'm going to be okay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44260,What do I tell your mother?,Tell her that her daughter died with the Titanic.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44261,"I'm walking towards the elevator's, Janet.","Fine. Phil, you still there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44262,"Eve was incredibly modest. She insisted that no credit was due her, that Lloyd felt as he did only because she read lines exactly as he had written them.",The implication being that I have not been reading them as written.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44263,I left it at work.,You did? Why? Where were you? They said you left hours ago. We were worried.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44264,"I apologize. When I play Dracula, I put myself into a trance. It takes me much time to re-emerge.","Oh, there's my bus. Shit, where's my transfer?!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44265,Behind me is the soft count room. We're pretty sure the plates are back there.,Why don't you go get them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44266,I know David - a strange character.,"He's been in trouble before. Used to be a hot shot pilot for Eastern Airlines, but he got canned after an alleged homosexual incident with a 14-year old boy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44267,Wouldn't penis and balls be the same category?,"You're right. Probably penis, mouth and neck.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44268,My old man calls the shots. He built that gate and these damn walls.,You sure we oughta save him? Why not just let see how safe his gates and walls keep him when his past comes calling?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44269,Business. I need to leave town and I find myself in dire need of some cash.,See that? That's just what I'm talking about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44270,Don't worry. I don't wear it at the dinner table.,"No matter how often I see guns, I still can't get used to them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44271,I don't want to go to Europe. I want to go to see The Elephant Man.,"We're not gonna go see any fuckin' elephants, okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44272,How about that one? The Host of the Old South Hotel.,"Looks more like the Ghost of the Old South, but we'll try her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44273,"There's other guys as good as me, Loomis.",Yeah. But not as cheap. Call me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44274,I'm supposed to put up with a fuckin' cat I'm allergic to cause your friend's got PMS?,It's so bad she becomes a werewolf.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44275,"Here's your ticket, ma'am.","Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44276,"I would appreciate it. I've tried everywhere in town, and they're all full.",Sure. You can have it. Where's your bag? In the car?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44277,"If you don't have anyone to tell, you won't tell anyone. Believe me, you get used to it.","I think you're too used to it. If you ask me, you've been doing this job too long.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44278,They're healing up nicely.,I've been good. When do I get cigarette priveleges back?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44279,"Why don't you come visit, we'll have a rematch.",Too many good players down here. I'm with one right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44280,"Oh, you're one of the message kids. Just a story won't do. You'd have turned down Gone With the Wind.","No, that was me. I said, Who wants to see a Civil War picture?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44281,What responsibility? You're closing the fucking store to play hockey.,"He's blunt, but he's got a point.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44282,"Yeah, just like the half dozen guys you screwed today.","Actually, it was two. You're different, Officer White. You're the first man in five years who didn't tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44283,"Don't be embarrassed, Bruce. I heard it, but I just wanted to hear it again. I can stand being spoiled a little. The gentleman I'm going to have a chat with did very little spoiling.",I'd like to spoil him just once. Sure you don't want me to go in with you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44284,These are my groups. I was here first. I've been coming for a year.,A year? How'd you manage that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44285,There've got to be alternatives to just going out and bombing them.,"He's right, Jack. Taylor is saying we may have some time. We've got to use it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44286,You're shocked at the thought of Eduard tossing a bomb through a window.,"I have no right to be, I know. My experience with real life is practically nil.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44287,"Yeah, for the last time, I hope. I'm done with this freak show. I'm moving back to the real world.","Is that what you call it? ""Real""?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44288,"Hey, big puffy version of Junebug. Where have you been?",Dealing with stuff way beyond my maturity level. Where is everyone?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44289,Sirica's just trying to force one of them to testify. But they're solid.,Then what about this Washington Post crap? Woodwind and Fernstein?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44290,I'll throw that in too.,"Okay, you got yourself a boat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44291,"Yeah but, no offense, you're talking about a post-high school, long- distance relationship, and you and Kevin haven't even done it yet.",That's not why we're going out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44292,"If she were a true blonde, she would've left the cheating bastard. Blondes don't let their husbands get fellated by brunettes and live to tell about it.","In that case, maybe Heyworth got fellated by a brunette and Brooke caught him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44293,"Deanna, will you get back into the house!",I'm getting out of here I said; these guys all have guns!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44294,"Okay. Fine, I'll do it. But I have a few terms.",Of course! That's what negotiations are for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44295,"That's triangular diplomacy, gentlemen.","Exactly, yes, Mr. President. That is my contention.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44296,"Well, I mean, business is okay, and lacrosse is awesome, but what am I gonna be, a pro lacrosse player? I really have no idea.","Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44297,"Could I see Sofie, please?","No, you can not. I wouldn't know who to say is calling.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44298,"Oh God, that stuff stinks.","Nope, it's new stuff. No smell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44299,"God damn it, Junot, wouldn't you think I have enough things on my mind not to waste time on a letter like this to Joseph?",There's probably some explanation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44300,"I don't wear a white wig, I don't carry a gavel.","That's a good idea, maybe I will!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44301,"Adelle told me, your writing is going well. The Crusader for social issues and all.",You were right. From the heart is always better.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44302,The Palace of the Legion of honor. The Art Gallery.,"Oh, that's a lovely spot, isn't it? I've never been inside. But it looks so lovely, driving past.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44303,I've missed the best sun. Why did you have to pawn your watch?,I didn't know I'd ever need it again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44304,Sorry. It was my father's. It's temperamental.,It's okay. It's just someone burned me once.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44305,"Leavin' Detroit. Goin' off on vacations, startin' new lives, business trips. Fun, fun, fun, fun.","But knowin' me and you gonna be nigger-rich gives me a whole new outlook. I love airports now. Me 'n' you can get on any one of those planes out there, and go anywhere we ant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44306,"Woogie, I caught you red-handed.","All right, I did, but I was in a weird place then.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44307,"Setting up. Technically, anyone in a chat room can be traced back to a screen address. But, by using punters, a correspondent literally punts his address around the world, through computers in countries that have no communication treaties. The correspondent becomes ""ghosted,"" invisible.",What about the chat rooms themselves?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44308,"Shit, are you behind. Me and Robin got a divorce six months ago. Got myself a new place - mirrors all over the bedroom, ceiling fans above the bed. Guy'd have to look as ugly as King Kong not to get laid in this place. I'm serious, a guy'd have to look like a gorilla.","They have nothing. In fact, they think it's drug related.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44309,They sure do stink.,"Yeah, I guess, but - and here's the lesson part - they ain't supposed to be so bad for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44310,That don't smell like a More.,It ain't. It's part of the lessons of life. I picked me up a pack of Vantages before we left the Cape?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44311,"Whoa, this was a mistake.","Just what do you want from me, anyway? Permission to be a fake? Stop whining and do something about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44312,"Jim, you been with a girl yet?","Tonight? Why, I'm just getting ready to turn on the Younger charm.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44313,It's all part of the game.,It's called GUESS HOW I'M GOING TO DIE!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44314,"Oh, wonderful. My secret weapon is - PMS. That's just great. Thanks for telling me.",You'll get used to it. I'm more worried about your tactical mistakes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44315,"Your kid brother got married last Sunday, eh, Marty?","That's right, Missus Fusari. It was a very nice affair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44316,"Oh, okay, forgive me. Your neighbors are here, for fuck's sake.",Exactly what I mean. It's all ruined.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44317,"Sorry, I need everybody.","My children are not going with you, and that's that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44318,I've got a gun.,"I know. Light a match, will you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44319,I'm not afraid of you. You haven't got a moustache!,I'll grow a moustache by the time you get out of here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44320,I like your face. Would you mind if Doc took a picture? I'd like him to give your face to somebody else.,It's all right with me. Is he here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44321,"Poor Ninotchka. Poor, poor Ninotchka.","Don't pity me. Pity the Polish lancer. After all, I'm alive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44322,Was it a huge place? With a view of the whole world?,Yes. I'd never been in a place like that before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44323,"Wow, we built a whole float in one afternoon. And now the reward.","What do you mean? We can't go in there or we'll be ""it"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44324,The building has been occupied and the locks have been changed.,The University cannot do this. Is the room safe?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44325,"Great! Bring her, too. But you better hurry. I made nachos with non-fat cheese and they're almost gone. I'll make some more though.","Fine, Louis. We'll stop in for a drink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44326,That's Winston. He works here.,He's a big one. You two tight?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44327,"And every cat's watching, ain't they? It's a toe-down.",That's what it is. Walk on out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44328,"Tonight? Jim, he's been out of it since he was born.","Hell, I guess he takes after me, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44329,Yet you look so sad. A great man like you should not be sad.,"I'm fine. Life is funny, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44330,I sure wish Superman was around. He wouldn't let any of this go on. Not for one minute.,I wish they'd tell us what they're going to do with us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44331,I didn't. That was Mozart. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. You know who that is?,Of course. The man you accuse yourself of killing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44332,If I could trouble the Baron to come and see this beautiful room. I have ordered champagne. Perhaps the Baroness could join us.,"Waiter, oh waiter! Wait a minute! We are having caviar -- it's expensive but that makes no difference -- I see the Baroness is laughing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44333,I think he has a little thing for Annie.,"Oh, no, no, that's bullshit, Max. He goes with that girl over there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44334,It's a bit farfetched that Mark would rip guys to shreds just outta jealousy. This makes no sense.,It's like some fucking monster dropped out of the sky and killed these dudes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44335,"You'll catch cold. It's cold. What do you suppose he is, a survivalist?",I think he's feral.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44336,Are you aware that Lateesha Rodriguez has been running a counterfeit driver's license racket?,That's the rumor on the street.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44337,Is my finger supposed to be wrapped around that?,No. That is what you get for distracting me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44338,"Well, I'll go home with you.","Oh no, I couldn't do that. Mrs. Swicker would start asking questions. She's my landlady.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44339,My power cells continually re- charge themselves.,I can't imagine what it would be like to be a machine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44340,"Strudel, this is Herr Mozart. Say good morning.","Perhaps a little refreshment first? A little coffee, or a little chocolate?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44341,I still don't see how he could be playing chess against you. There's only enough grids on the map to be half a board.,"That's all he needs. He's making the moves. It's an opening. I just can't remember the name. Okay, it's a game. He's starting it, so he moves first. He's white. e2-e4.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44342,"DeLa, kiss my big black ass.",And that's how you got me in the first place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44343,"God, I hate that time. That pick up stuff time. I just went through that before I came here. You know that song ""Patsy Cline Times Two"" I play? That's about me and my ex dividing up our record collections.",It's a great song.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44344,Oh I knew about the chairs already. This is where the emphysema patients come to sneak cigarettes.,Don't tell me. Kirsty used to smoke?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44345,"Whoa, thanks for stopping. I been standing out there in that toad strangling rain for like a hundred million years.","Really, that's a long time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44346,"Ambrose got Bellerophon from Nekhorvich on the plane, but he didn't get the Chimera virus.","Yeah. Why else would he come back to Australia? If he had them both, he could sell them anywhere.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44347,"I had just been left by Richard. I was bitter and miserable and for some fucked up reason, it made me feel better that your life wasn't as perfect as it seemed.","By the time I finally got up the nerve to tell you, Stan called from the hospital and it was too late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44348,"Daddy calls it an ""altercation."" How you doing, Sam? You look skinny.",Same weight I always was.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44349,"When you get up you put on a negligee, and then you change to a morning frock.",You mean to tell me you wear a different dress for different times of the day?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44350,I thought maybe you wanted me to see the kind of work the competition was turning out.,"Pretty good, huh? I taught them everything they do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44351,Ada says you're doing well with the piano?,I'll have to come and hear you play. what do you play.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44352,You must only let the red rage take hold of you in the thick of battle.,I KNOW! I'VE HEARD IT ALL 1 THOUSAND TIMES!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44353,"What? Daniel, I wanna go upstairs.","You can go wait out in the car, you want to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44354,You should go back and rest.,"No, if I rest any longer, I won't sleep tonight. May I use your bathroom to wash up a bit?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44355,The curtains. I made them myself.,"They are lovely. Aren't they lovely, Birdie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44356,I feel better if I move.,We're hundreds of miles from where you have to be.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44357,"I'm a slow reader, on account of the fact that I look at the word ""dog"" and see ""god"".","Hey, just so long as you see Him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44358,How'd you get here so fast?,I left like an hour ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44359,"Maybe this is what you've always been, Craig, you just never faced it before.",Perhaps you're right. I can't let you go though. Too much has happened. You're my ace in the hole.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44360,I'm here to congratulate my friends and their children. I'm leaving again tonight.,Don't bother. I'm taking a trip.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44361,Maybe we should just wait here? Hide in a tree?,I'm not hiding up no tree. I'm with her. Let's arm ourselves to the teeth and kick this psycho's butt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44362,You can get out of the dinner.,"No, I can't. I've already convinced both Mom and Dad to come.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44363,Talley lives here. I don't know if the place has security or not.,It won't be a problem.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44364,Bases Loaded. There's a 4O-page outline.,Get the Readers' Department and see what they have on Bases Loaded.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44365,You must have missed your mark.,I hit him square.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44366,I run a temp agency.,"You know, secretaries and stiff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44367,"Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?","'Cause I'm a guy, I have pride.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44368,Did Amy tell you she keeps her Homecoming tiara by the bed?,"She's drunk. -er than me. But I didn't really dump you, did I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44369,You used to be on the job?,"Yeah, long time ago. I know you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44370,"Do you know what Bembry is doing? You're so blind, everyone can see this but you!!!",Bembry saved my Life. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad saved my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44371,"Oh, Jesus. Who's responsible for his pain and suffering this time?",His dry cleaners. You want him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44372,"For the kind of money they charge here, you'd think they could hire somebody to actually wash the dishes.",Claude. Here's to your new job down at the bank. I always knew you'd make something of yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44373,We spoke with a gentlemen today who says he personally delivered very close to that same amount to a Miss Louise Sawyer. Do you know her too?,"Umm, yes. She was driving.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44374,May I introduce my father? He is on a short visit here and returning very soon to Salzburg. He would so much like to kiss your hand. It would make his whole stay so memorable for him.,Ah! By all means.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44375,There's a name from the past.,You want a name from the present? How about Hazel Dobkins?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44376,Notice the grain. See how deep and rich the red runs?,Yeah. It's really nice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44377,My name's Larry Mitchell. I live in Vancouver.,Same as an hour ago. Remember? I'm the steady type.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44378,"Don't move, any of you. They've gone potty out there. The whole place is surging with girls.","Please, can I have one to surge with?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44379,I want to be an actor.,"Then express yourself, Bob.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44380,"Truman, I took the ""hypocrite"" oath!",I bet you did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44381,My brother is gonna shit.,"Make up your mind. Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44382,Juno MacGuff called while you were out running. She wants to know if you're coming to her little coffeehouse performance on Saturday.,Thanks for the message.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44383,You scored with two chicks?!,"Yeah, they were sluts. Huh huh huh.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44384,I'm looking for a great warrior.,A great warrior? Not many on those. Wars don't make one great.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44385,"I knew it, I knew it, go be nice to people and they think they can ask for the moon!","The moon! Listen, man, when I was a little bitty kid all my friends got them electric trains for Christmas. My mama didn't have barely enough to pay the electric bill, let alone buy me no train set.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44386,"She can't still be angry at this, it's gotta get better.","It does, it does if it's the version signed 'I still can't help loving you'. Read that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44387,He definitely wasn't a midget.,Okay. So he was tall?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44388,"I ain't askin' what you'll do after you get out, because I'm gonna be dead and it don't matter.","You never wanted to live forever anyways, did you? It wasn't such a hell of a life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44389,"What expenses? All you need is carfare to Long Island. You'd better get a shave and a shine, because you, you're going to have a tough time getting in there as it is.",I know those bluenoses. Their ancestors refused to come over on the Mayflower because they didn't want to rub elbows with the tourists. So they swam over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44390,I brought it for Tommy. I figured making a Jack-O-Lantern would keep him occupied.,I always said you'd make a fabulous girl scout.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44391,"Come on, let's get out of here.",Sit down! You're gonna fall out!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44392,You don't find it depressing that Homer Wells is picking apples?,"Or that he can't be bothered to write us a proper letter? A dissertation on apples, we don't need!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44393,"I remember that book! Grandpa, Grandma, I want to tell you something.","If you believe it, darling, then I believe. Being young can be just as confusing as being old. The things that happened to me fifty years ago are more on my mind than what happened yesterday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44394,You need a table.,"She was going to throw it out, wasn't she? Just toss it like a scrap of wood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44395,"Thank you all for your efforts, but I'm afraid we can no longer get into Malkovich through the portal.",Why not? I need to get in there!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44396,I want everybody to hear because I don't have anything to be ashamed of.,"Jack, I was just trying to help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44397,You look a little tired.,I'm okay. It's going well!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44398,Go open the video store.,"Yeah, you cock-smoking clerk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44399,"The tide came in, the tide went out. I survived. That's the headline. I survived.",Don't overwhelm me with the details. You know how I hate that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44400,I didn't ask you to stand in the middle of that automobile race track.,You asked for something dramatically different! You got it!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44401,You always think I am a square. I have been to America. I wrestled in Milwaukee and St. Louis and Cincinnati. And I will go back! The way the war is going I will be there before you!,You should live so long.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44402,"I got suspended when I was young, too. I was pretty cocky in my day.",They suspended me for 100 years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44403,"A fellow your age, hiring an airplane to write: 'Hildy: Don't be hasty -- remember my dimple. Walter.! It held things up twenty minutes while the Judge ran out to watch it.","Well, I don't want to brag, but I've still got the dimple -- and in the same place -- I just acted like any husband who doesn't want to see his home broken up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44404,Yeah sure. You're so repressed.,Because I never tried to suck my own dick?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44405,"Good to meet you, Mr. Fairlane. Your mouth makes quite a reflection. I'm Julian Grendel.",Boing. You're one hell of a lip reader.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44406,You're lint! You're a flea! You're a blip!,"Well, maybe I am. But you're fired.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44407,"Well, rack up your cue. We're leavin'.",That seems a shame. The night is young.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44408,"But with the six months off I get for being your guinea pig, I've only got to survive another 17 years, 5 months, and 23 days.","Don't give up, Parker. Not ever.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44409,You want to come inside?,"Well, if you're not holding a meeting or anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44410,That mug reminds me of a guy with his second dollar.,"Yeah, what did he do with his first one?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44411,"I just said you're praying! Are you deaf too? I know you're blind, because if you had seen the tits that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes.",There are more important things than tits.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44412,All you gotta do is place a bet for me at Shaw's place. I'll supply all the money and the information.,"If you help me out, I'll pay ya back the money you owe Shaw, myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44413,Can't Tiny drive us to a phone?,"Tiny ain't got no car, he ain't even got a bicycle.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44414,"Baby, you're so money you don't even know it.","Tee, girls don't go for me the way they go for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44415,"Dana, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?","Oh, I'm sorry. This is Peter Venkman. Peter, Janosz Poha.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44416,"Not for me, buddy. I don't drink anymore.","Yeah, and you don't drink any less, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44417,Do they have any special powers? The bosses always have special powers.,You wanna check it out? Come here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44418,Those look heavy. Where's Ian?,"He's at home. Listen, I can't believe he went to the store. I'm mortified, actually. I'm really sorry. He had no right to do that, and I told him so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44419,You know what's nice about you? You just seem happy being yourself. You don't try to act cool.,"Thanks much. You know what's nice about you, Valerie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44420,Do you still have the bills?,I still have my lunch money from third grade.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44421,I distinctly remember striking your name from the guest list. What are you doing here?,"Dear Margo. You were an unforgettable Peter Pan - you must play it again, soon. You remember Miss Caswell?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44422,"Perhaps you're just polishing a stone, endowing this Elephant Man with qualities he doesn't possess?",And what qualities are those? Intelligence or stupidity?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44423,This is a ghost town. Nothing ever happens.,Write from your heart. That's why the classics are great.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44424,You could call it that. My eyes are open.,Me too. I feel awake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44425,I think I would. And teach me to spit too. Like a man. Why should only men be able to spit. It's unfair.,"They didn't teach you that in finishing school? Here, it's easy. Watch closely.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44426,"I've never accepted that privilege, and I'm now on French soil.",I should like to discuss some matters arising from your presence on French soil.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44427,Picture yourself watching Marla Singer throw herself around her crummy apartment.,This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably one of those cry-for- help things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44428,"Poppy, order the trucks from the Gary plant. And we're going to need a containment crew.",A containment crew is going to attract a lot of attention.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44429,"Comrades, why should we lie to each other? It's wonderful.",Let's be honest. Have we anything like it in Russia?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44430,This is supposed to be salvation? What kind of idiocy are we dealing with here?,"I'm calling it my ""contraption""- we're going to surround it with a boma- a fence, to you- and we're going to leave a small opening opposite that door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44431,Dr. Furtwängler is a great musician. He actively opposed the Nazis and later on he helped many Jews to escape.,Then how do you explain him being made a Prussian Privy Councillor?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44432,I changed my mind. I feel real mean tonight.,Good. So do I.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44433,"I'm out here looking for Leo. I just looked you up as a favor to your dear friend, Dick Allen.",So you don't work for the casino?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44434,Those Star Destroyers will spot us long before you can get into light speed. You can't make the jump in this asteroid field.,"Strap yourself in, sweetheart, we're taking off!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44435,"That was nineteen years ago, and they were simple gambling pinches.","I mean, if I can't work in Vegas, where am I gonna go?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44436,"Let me lie down. Listen, I want to call my office. My God, I'm in a Stryker frame. My back's broken. Tell me the truth.",What am I doing here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44437,"Yes, can you take two tonight, oh, let's say at nine o'clock?",We are totally booked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44438,"Uncle Louis. He's a 75 year old amazing guy, isn't he?","I'm very pleased to meet you, Uncle Louis.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44439,Why is this painting hanging upside-down?,You're sure your men didn't move this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44440,Thanks again for everything.,"Hey, don't thank me. Somebody up there likes you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44441,I ain't worn it since our divorce came through. It must still be in the rolltop in the old cabin. Never thought I'd need it; Vernon bought one encrusted with jewels.,"Hell, now's the time to buy it off him cheap.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44442,"Nope. Legal problems, you gotta have a good attorney.","My attorney, she's just outta law school, about a couple of years older than my kid, for Chrissake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44443,Please. You can kill me but leave my daughter alone.,She isn't a part of this. This is between you and me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44444,I don't like anybody laying their hands on me.,Just like they say; no fucking self control.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44445,"Okay, go ahead. Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean, it's not like you can just kill me.","Actually, it's a lot like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44446,It's really a tremendous turnoff.,You should see the one we wear when it rains.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44447,So what's the plan with this Ahab? Are they selling it or what?,"No, something worse. He says it's a surprise, but I know him. This is his masterpiece.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44448,"Well, that was neighborly.",He didn't get to be Under Secretary of the Air Force by being neighborly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44449,"Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.","Patrick don't call me pumpkin anymore, okay? I have to go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44450,"So I've come to see it as a bonus, really, that we've been able to plan, and pay for, so many weddings.",Not this one. This one's on me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44451,He took his stuff. He's gone. I should of seen this. I should of expected it. Bob doesn't have any character.,He went back for his brother.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44452,"I got some news, Marietta. Lula and Sailor been here. They checked out of the Hotel Brazil on Frechman Street yesterday.","Listen, Johnnie, Lula just called me. She knew you were in N.O., so they left the city.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44453,Look. I'm sorry you keep running into dishonest men. But you're only eighteen. We can still turn it around.,Except I won't have a father anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44454,I've got five bucks that says someone dies here and now.,I'll see that bet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44455,"No, no. That's just not the way things are done. Besides, how's he know I don't just get in there see there's too many and just serve em their fuckin' food and beat it?","He knows you, man. He knows all you want is to move up. That's all. A smooth hitter woulda gone in there, seen it was a wash and slipped out. But a guy like you? Knowin' this is your only chance? Waitin' eighteen years?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44456,"Angelo, this stuff is for little rubber people who don't shave yet.","It's all balance, right? And coordination. How hard can it be?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44457,"No, I don't have anything to show you. I'm here from a mental hospital.","Well, you belong in one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44458,Open it and count it.,"When you sign for it, you count it. It's your dough.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44459,We're not used to the big city. Where we come from it's not so easy to get lost.,You certainly have a nice place here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44460,You gotta believe me. You gotta believe in the butterflies.,"Okay, I do. Get back up here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44461,Is the hostage injured?,Don't know. She keeps screaming to stay out. He keeps screaming to stay out. We decided to stay out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44462,I am seventy-four years old.,What qualifies you as an expert in anesthetics?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44463,"Dad, you have to talk to Coach for me.",And what am I supposed to say to the man?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44464,"Well, you did invite me here.",Marty did. But I wanted you to come to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44465,"I don't know what I'm supposed say, Mary. I want to do the right thing here.","Do you love me? Did you love me? Something. I listened to my tape. I can't believe I've been sitting right in front of it for a year. It's like listening to someone else's story. I mean, I hear myself talking about having sex with you and I can't even imagine you naked. I can't even say ""naked"" to you!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44466,He was killed serving Project Mayhem.,"It's what he would have wanted, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44467,We're here representing Max. You're acting like a Puerto Rican on the fifteenth of the month.,You think Maxie doesn't want us to roll hard? Why do you think he gave us all this bread? Or the number on the pager? We gotta represent him by showing some class. The man's got an operation. How does it reflect on him if we nickel and dime it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44468,"Alright Willie, I think I got everything. I'll talk to Dillard, see if I can get up to the infirmary and check up on you. Make sure they're changing your diapers regular.","They'll be sending you up there soon enough. And not just for a visit, neither.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44469,Why are we going here? I hate this place.,It'll only take a second.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44470,Who's writing this dude's dialogue?,"He's a pretty good actor, though.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44471,"Oh my God, I look awful.",You've looked a whole lot better. C'mon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44472,We missed the deadline.,Can't we do it on the phone?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44473,I'm off to a little watering hole. Why don't you join me? Relax.,"No thanks, Matt. I need my eight hours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44474,"According to Caltech, this Webber guy was a bonafide genius and a borderline nutcase.","Well, he and Mrs. Nutcase must have been out here when the plane hit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44475,I've gotten to know someone who's famous.,Not so famous any of us have ever heard of him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44476,So we should set out a smorgasbord?,We're not even sure what it was.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44477,"I saw you sitting over here. By yourself. I thought, thank God, someone normal, who doesn't know how interact at these things either.",Yeah. I don't ever know what to say.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44478,The reason I can fly is because my molecular structure is so constituted that I have a lighter density under Earth's gravitational force.,It must feel great.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44479,"I needed a pilot's license to take the job here, so I got one in six weeks.",That makes the flight more interesting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44480,I'm going to the market.,"If you could just give us a list, we'll pick up anything you want.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44481,"Just a second, I've gotta clean this mess up or the dogs'll have it all over the house.",You ought to get rid of those dogs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44482,"I mean, you feel a little feverish.",I've never felt better in my life. When do you get off work?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44483,First thing I'm going to do when we get back is eat some biological food.,"What's the matter, you don't like this stuff?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44484,"So, Marylin. Is that what you said when you were a little girl?",Probably. Every woman in my life was divorced at least twice. What was I supposed to say. Anthropologist?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44485,"The earth was hurtling toward us at seven hundred miles per hour, and we knew at that moment that we were facing death straight in the eye.",We could smell it's breath.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44486,"Oh yeah. Who cares? I'm the queen of typos. Wow, this is really starting to open up. What do you think?","My palate's kind of shot, but from what I can tell, I'd dub it pretty damn good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44487,It's called Black Leather.,"Intoxicating. Here, have one of these.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44488,"Drink, drink, Juanito. You'll never have it so good.",He'll have it good. Some day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44489,I'll buy you a new one. I found her.,Zuzu Petals! Did she have it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44490,"I'm just trying to get to know you, Peter.",What? By attacking me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44491,No. You are a guest now. You go in the living room.,"That's okay, Hanna. I'm more comfortable in here. It is Hanna, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44492,"Football season's over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing to offer the school but date-rapes and A.I.D.S. jokes.",Sure. Can we make an ice run before the funeral?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44493,"Well, thanks again. This was really nice of you.",It was the least we could do. And I love to cook.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44494,"I assume you are making those cartoon noises to attract my attention. Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?",I have hurt your feelings.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44495,"Whose side are you on, Cauchon?","I'm on the side of our Mother Holy Church. Besides, a confession under torture will never convince anyone of her guilt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44496,Sergeant West's served for twenty- three years. He's the public face of the modern Army.,And you notice I'm not in the Army anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44497,"I mean, what if a person, let's say, was a criminal, like maybe a murderer or something, you know? If he came to you for help, would you have to turn him in?","If he came to me for spritual help, I'd say no.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44498,"I will be here in the room, waiting for you. The safe will be open and there will be fifty thousand dollars in it. You will be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?","I rent them. Monthly lease, with an option to buy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44499,"Do you want something else, honey? We order something else?","No, I'm just not that hungry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44500,Why don't you just stop figuring and keep working so we can get the hell out of here?,Why don't you help us so we can get done faster so we can get the hell out of here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44501,I reckon I don't care nothin' about bein' a free man. I don't know how to go about it.,"Well, you have to learn. It'll take some time. Don't you know anybody down there to help you out?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44502,"Bert, the cop, sent this over. He said to float away to Happy Land on the bubbles.","Oh, look at this. Champagne!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44503,I am from Spain. And I would like a moment of your time.,"I haven't much to offer, Mr. Romirez from Spain, but you're welcome to what's here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44504,You don't understand. He wants all the money that is in your bank.,I've got eight hundred pounds. Oh Jesus.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44505,Richie said he was coming after me tonight.,Do you believe everything that Richie tells you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44506,"The novel. No, Skye Davidson is playing the lead.","Oh my God, I'm a huge Skye Davidson fan. She's very beautiful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44507,"It helps. It has ever since King David wooed Bathsheba with the harp. As I am not so fortunate as to have my harp at hand, I shall turn on the radio.",I should say this room is eighteen by twenty-five.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44508,"After all these years of blissful silence, I almost forgot how annoying the sound of your voice can be.",I hope you don't think I owe you anything. Because I don't owe you a damn thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44509,"Guinan, can I leave the Nexus?",Why would you want to leave?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44510,I had exactly twenty thousand lire. I had just cashed a traveler's check and put it in my wallet.,"Why did you let this man in, M'sieu Filiba?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44511,What happens when a man climbs through his own portal?,How the hell would I know? I wasn't a philosophy major.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44512,I was driving back from Apache Wells when they got me on the radio.,"This was a rifle range way back when. But we figured it isn't Army land anymore, it's your jurisdiction.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44513,I thought I would look into doing a story about those radio shows.,You'd probably have to go somewhere to really look into it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44514,I'm a dangerous man. You're not gonna ruin my massage because of some midget in a house coat.,I'm calling for back up!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44515,"You were unfaithful, it sounds like your confessing.",I did more then that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44516,"Pardon the delay, folks, but we had to get Mad Bob Younger under control!","Bob here'll kill a man for sneezing, and he's the best shot in the gang.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44517,Sometimes I'm afraid of the lightning.,Just an atmospheric discharge. Nothing to be afraid of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44518,Do you think it's been easy for me? It's been years. Al can't have sex.,"Apparently, neither can Hank. What the hell did you do to him?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44519,The kids at school said this is a haunted house -- that a bad man used to live here.,"They did, did they? Since when did we start listening to the kids at school?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44520,"Oh well, then I'll put some cookies at the top of the stairs for you gals.",Thanks! That'd be great.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44521,My name is John Ferguson.,"That's a good, strong name. Do your friends call you John? Or Jack.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44522,An alternative literary venue!,I ain't sure poetry will go down too well here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44523,"Ronald, e-mail's for geeks and pedophiles. Be romantic. Write her another letter.",How will I get to her?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44524,Come on down to the plant. It's state of the art. We're doing for chickens what FedEx did for the delivery business.,Just don't count 'em before they hatch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44525,"Monsieur Rick, what kind of man is Captain Renault?","Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44526,You better take one. Your breath has been a little funky all day. Let me look at you.,Just relax and don't worry about a thing. I'll hook you up in there. You got condoms?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44527,"Excuse me, Father, Mother, when are we moving back to Tokyo? I can't stand this place anymore. They put butter on everything.","English! English, you stupid little retard! We America now, Tina!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44528,Kevin told me you were upset.,"Really? I never realized he was so psychic, how could he detect that, did he tell you there's somebody else?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44529,"The most charming gangster in New England. Where are we going, Mr. Lazzaro?",Call me Frankie. And it looks like we're going nowhere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44530,Everything. This is perfect. The subconscious mind remembers all. You can give me more information on microchips and then pinpoint what happened at the reunion. Maybe that'll give us a clue on how to get you back.,"Look, I'm desperate. I'll try anything. But what if you can't snap me out of it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44531,"Instead of screaming and getting nuts, you say, okay, I'm gonna make up my mind that I fall into a magic world where I can get something special, like a poem or song. They get all their art literature from dreams. Just wake up and write it down. Dream skills.",And what if they meet a monster in their dream? Then what?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44532,Maybe these photographs are the last piece of that puzzle. I've uncovered the details on Project Vulcan. It's a new subterranean warhead delivery system.,"Good God, and underground missile. We've long feared such a development.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44533,"Fred Krueger's dead. You always had a little trouble understanding that, Princess.",You know what he did. He's doing it again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44534,"If we have a troubled spirit here, we have to find out why it's troubled.",Town records are coming up now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44535,Are you ready now?,"Yes. Say goodbye, Toto.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44536,Life knocked me back.,I came into this world flat on my ass.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44537,Noise Mrs. Swicker? What noise?,Don't tell me I didn't hear a racket! I'm an older woman and I don't need to be upset and disturbed in this manner!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44538,"I have taken care of everything, including medical supplies and blood storage. We want to be safe.",Right. What about condoms?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44539,Adlai can handle Zorin. He knows the inning and the score.,He better. Because nobody thinks he's up to this. Nobody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44540,"Did you just barge in here and curse at your base commander? If so, I regard that as a bonafide brain- fart, and I resent it when people fart inside my home.","I think you've resented me from the start, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44541,"Open the door, Vickie.",No. I won't talk to you where you can use your hands on me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44542,These men have suffered but I believe they will fight.,"No officer is going to get these men to fight! They had the life crushed out of them on Long Island. At the most, perhaps we could make a feint at an outpost, then retire to protect Congress.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44543,That pudwapper just stepped on my foot.,Let's kick his ass.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44544,"Hey, Hannah, I know I'm mediocre.","Oh, will you stop attacking Hannah?!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44545,"Look at me, Mary. On my mother's soul, on God above, on everything that is holy to me, I did not steal your shoes.","Woogie, I caught you red-handed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44546,"What? Look, let me use the console for a few minutes.","You must be joking - When there's a woman involved - there's no stopping me. Now, let me have that sheet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44547,Are you crazy? I have no use for a woman! Since my accident.,"No, no. Johana is visiting me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44548,"Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.","O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do. They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44549,"It's only meaningful when you've got 40,000 lines of code to back it up.","Man, could he write code. Totally elegant. He had his own style.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44550,"He says okay, it's all right Catherine comes here.","Oh, Marty, thanks a lot. That really takes a load offa my mind.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44551,"Lay off of that stuff, son. It upsets your mother.",I'm serious. We forget he's just a child. I wish you'd speak to him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44552,That's a fine-looking ring.,A lady threw it to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44553,"Now me, I was born rich. I've never worn the same pair of socks twice.",Yeah? What do you do with 'em?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44554,I've run out of words.,"Wait. What, what are you saying?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44555,"All right, put up your hands. No fast moves. Come on out here, both of you.",Bert! Thank heaven you're here!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44556,My feet have never been on anything that wasn't directly attached to the ground.,Stay until you feel better? I would like to hear all the news.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44557,"Wait, the pig lizard is gone. Why are they still chanting for the pig lizard?",Turn on the translation circuit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44558,"Jesus, Jane. How long have you been here?",A long time. I was restless. Will you crack my neck?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44559,"You and I, Niki, have very different ideas about sex.",Why? Are you a sex fiend?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44560,"There's this guy. I heard him talking in my apartment. He's one of the eraser guys. And he fell for you when they were erasing you, so he introduced himself the next day as if he were a stranger and now you're dating him.",Really? Is he cute?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44561,"You wanna let me see your license, please?","You wanna take it out of your wallet, please?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44562,Hey Butt-Head it's that chick!,"Uh, oh yeah. Cool. They can take us to Washington and we can finally score.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44563,"The kids beat him up, because his home life is, uh, different.","I like you, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44564,That's my ex. He's an asshole. In case you couldn't tell. I think he's been following me.,There's a lot of that going around.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44565,I work in a bakery.,You're lucky. How many vets you know are even employed?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44566,"You learn to sort of block it out, you know, like cops fence off a crime scene. But then something good will happen and everything will just glow.",You must get a lot of overdoses. I bet you picked me up a couple of times.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44567,I want to ride my own bike.,My Dad always drives my Mom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44568,"You're not being funny, I could get actors for less. What about the food?",The caterer had to back for hors d'oeuvres- Voila.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44569,"The sounds, but not the language. We would be responding in gibberish.",Is there any other planet where this species exists?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44570,He's a very unusual android.,Runs in the family.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44571,"Well hello there, young employee of the Sidewinder.","Look, I already told you I'm not going to give you a ride.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44572,"I've never seen sea so blue. Tahiti is magnificent, Scottie.","Yeah, I could get used to this Paradise shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44573,"Look, I'm just not wearing this arm band. I don't care how big the deal is.","Okay, take it off, take it off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44574,"Just say what you have to say, woman. What other people think shouldn't matter to you.",Of course I shall say what I have to say. I always do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44575,Can I take him with me and have sex with his head?,"Sure, pop. Whatever you want.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44576,You'll never believe who's in there.,It better not be my Aunt Trudy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44577,But I feel like - My friends won't talk to me.,Are you sure they're your friends?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44578,Hey. Could you be a little more insensitive? We're on our way to a funeral for Crissake.,Yeah. Our own. I don't see why we got to go along for the ride.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44579,I'm really sad it's closing. Now what am I gonna do on Tuesday nights?,You can always come see it in London.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44580,Pony's coming here to the corner?!,"Yeah, no, it wasn't even my idea.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44581,"Well, then logging got to be too much like work, so I went down to Los Angeles to the pier in Santa Monica. That's a swell place, they even have a rollercoaster. I sketched portraits there for ten cents a piece.",A whole ten cents?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44582,"A little incestuous, but at least it's original. Who's the guy in the halloween costume?","He's a vat grown Ninja, the Royal Family's bodyguard. Watch out for him, he's no joke.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44583,"Wow! It's a half-boy, half-horse. The boys walk up to him, impressed.",Now that's more of what we're looking for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44584,"I'd like a dry Martini. Very dry, please.","Sorry, Miss. Beer and ale only. Canadian law.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44585,"I've been trapped by Miles Kastle my whole life. She walks over to her scooter, and mounts it.","Now he's the one who's locked up and I'm the one who's free. If I gotta do this alone, I might as well start now. She revs up and peals out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44586,"And so the tapeworm no longer has a head. Are you satisfied, Mathieu? In Algiers everything should be over.","Yes, I believe there won't be any more talk of the NLF for some time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44587,"I didn't know you knew who Picasso was, Gus.",I'm a smart sonofabitch. I just hide it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44588,What if he hears something he's not supposed to?,"Well, we don't let that happen, now do we?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44589,"Jesus, what a bundle. Did you know he was that loaded?","Hell no, I just cut into him. I woulda settled for pawning one of them shoes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44590,"Hey, listen, Tom, I don't mean to tell you how to run your show here but these cuffs are pinching. What do you say now?","I need to get your signature on some papers here, Kit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44591,We're locked into Albania.,"Well, let's not be too sure, why is that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44592,You would never understand my life. You're not Chinese.,And you ain't black!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44593,"You're the only Mr. Lewis in this class. If you have something to say, say it so the whole class can hear.","Well, yeah, I was thinking, if cars are gonna be going two or three hundred miles an hour, they're gonna be using an awful lot of gas. Like, what if we run out?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44594,"That sounds very simple, Dickson, but why should we jeopardize our personal fortunes?","I have everything I own in it. It's your bank as well as mine, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44595,"You're going to need special care for a long time to come. It's not going to be easy. Not for you, not for any of us. Because we love you so much. And it's going to cost money. More than we can imagine.",What about insurance? Doesn't insurance pay for these things?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44596,Goddamit! Where is he getting the money to fight?,Someone's loaning it to him. Get on it right away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44597,Captain Rob came back?,"Yeah, he does sound like a rat fink.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44598,I saw a guy eat a fish eye once in Seattle. He was digging through his food with his chopsticks for about five minutes till he found the fish eye and he dropped it into his throat. I guess it must have gotten stuck in his uvula because right away he started to have trouble. His throat began to flutter there like there was a wind blowing. And he couldn't swallow and they rushed to him and loosened his collar and they were asking him if he was alright and he started to turn blue and his eyes started to roll back into his head and he still couldn't get the fish eye out and they tried to do a Heimlich maneuver. I went over to him as they were preparing to do an emergency tracheotomy. They were over him with a knife when he suddenly shot the fish eye out of his throat and right onto the ceiling. Splat! It just stuck up there and spread out. It was about the size of a half dollar. And that's why I don't ever eat fish eyes.,"I'm not saying it's right or wrong, it's just the way I feel. It's the custom thing I was thinking of. In America we don't use any part of the fish but the meat just to the side of the insides. We throw away the tail, the rest of the insides and the head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44599,Someone broke into the hardware store. Probably kids.,You blame everything on kids.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44600,"Listen, Mr. Powers, I look forward to working with you, but do me a favor and stop calling me baby. You can address me as Agent Kensington. We have to leave immediately. We've preserved your private jet just as you left it. It's waiting at Heathrow Airport.",My jumbo jet? Smashing baby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44601,You smell like formaldehyde.,"My last chapter's in there, and the damn machine's jammed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44602,"God, I miss you. I don't know what to do without you.",Jason. You know exactly what to do. That is your mission now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44603,"Hey, slow down. This is my brother's car.",I thought he was out of town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44604,"Monsieur Blaine, I don't know how to thank you.","Oh, save it. We've still lots of things to do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44605,You got an elevator in this house?,We just live one flight up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44606,Do you want to get a drink first?,I think they'll probably have booze there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44607,Isn't it possible that you were traumatized by finding the body on the bridge?,I've seen bodies before. This is different.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44608,You all gonna go down to the Caribbean together?,"The thing about it is, threesomes so rarely work out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44609,"I got trapped and you know it, so let's have some rules.","Absolutely. Listen, Barnett, I understand your position.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44610,So I'm not as tall as you expected?,I always hoped I would hit two meters.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44611,I didn't want to leave without saying how much I admire your jewelry.,"Hey, smart ass, how 'bout I kick your butt?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44612,"Oh hey Lloyd, why are you here?",Just wanted to see how your doing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44613,I'd like to offer my congratulations. That was a beautiful gesture of Howard's.,Howard is a beautiful person.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44614,"Fine, but I would like to buy your cafe.",It's not for sale.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44615,I always wanted Craftsman tools. He even got me the limited edition Buckeye colors.,"Oh, honey. We can't accept this extravagance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44616,My math program. The Superintendent said he'd fund it.,Good going. I knew you could do it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44617,Don't get me wrong. I'm not against marriage per se. But it would take a pretty special guy to make me want to go down the aisle again.,"Well, it's not something you should enter into lightly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44618,"I have, I don't know, maybe a cigarette a week.","A cigarette? As in one? One cigarette a week, who smokes like that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44619,"I know, I'll lean forward and show more cleavage!",I'm sure they'll notice things missing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44620,Did you move the bumble bee pendant?,"You didn't take it before. You didn't take it the time after that. And now, you didn't take it again?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44621,"Courtesy, decorum, manners, are all sadly lacking from our daily intercourse. Rudeness, vulgarity, meanness are the norm.",We are animals after all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44622,Just don't dally. Thorwald knows he's being watched. He won't hang around long.,"If that ring checks out, we'll give him an escort. So long.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44623,"Too bad, I liked her. So, you're all alone in the House of Pain?",I redecorated. What about you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44624,I don't like coconuts.,"You don't like coconuts! Say, brainless, don't you know where coconuts come from? Lookit here - from Tahiti - Fiji Islands, the Coral Sea!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44625,"Oh, yeah, well, you know. I'm a big fan. I've read all your work.","Yeah, right. Even I can barely read all my work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44626,"It's this double-standard, the separate quarters, the deferential treatment. It's how you pulled out my chair and nearly served high tea the first time we met.","Because I was civil, now you're complaining.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44627,"Fellas, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave here now.",Wait a second. I'm the one who found out he was mucking around in here in the first place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44628,"Anything else, you old fossil?","Yeah, plenty. Some of them can't walk!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44629,You should take a look. I have an entire crop in my backyard.,In your backyard? How do you protect them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44630,"I'm closing the door now. I told you, I'll see you later.","She said she'd see me later. That's kinda good, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44631,"Guilty thoughts. See what happens when you cheat on me, even in your mind?","She was good in bed, though.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44632,Let me give a thousand kisses to that heavenly mouth which has told me that I am happy.,"As soon as I saw you loved me, I was pleased, and I gave you every opportunity to fall more in love with me, being certain that, for my part, I would never love you. But after our first kiss, I found that I had no power over myself. I did not know that one kiss could matter so much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44633,"I'm clean. Smell me. I always smell good. I don't know why, I just do!",You do! You definitely do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44634,"Hey look, it's our teacher.","Of course, she's in on it too. Don't let her see you. Just go get that chest and show the world what Collins has been doing. I'm staying here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44635,What if she has to pee when she's working? You think she just holds it?,I don't know. I was just thinking the same thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44636,"Finally, I'd like you to join the drama club. Rehearsals are Tuesday and Thursday evenings.",I'd work backstage or something?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44637,I'm okay. I just lost my balance.,I put you on the floor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44638,"Jaime, do you think, when this is all over, when we're in different divisions, you think maybe you and me, we could try again?","Mack, I'm just trying to keep up with now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44639,"The groom, idiot. Come on, get that ladder.",Get that ladder up here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44640,"Oh, man, I've never seen a dead body before!",What do you think you're doing?! The man's been dead for two seconds! Don't you have any respect?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44641,I wanted to make a few more of these. Frank's been drinking this Mexican beer. It makes a good green.,How come you're not peeing on them yourself?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44642,"Jade, you don't know this, but I'm organizing a boycott of Sal's Famous Pizzeria.",What did he do this time?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44643,"The audience will want its money refunded, believe me.","Thank you, Lloyd. Godspeed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44644,A lot of people died.,I've seen a lot of people die before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44645,I just knew I was onto something when that taxi driver kidnapped me.,"You're the best, Lois.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44646,"Hey, can you guys hear me?","Yeah, we hear you! We're coming back!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44647,"Let's start making some assumptions about the man. Why would he leave a path as big as Lee Harvey Oswald's? This is not a thin trail, gentlemen, it is a very wide one. Who found the evidence? Who set him up? Lou, Bill, Susie, I want you to go back and check all the sightings of Oswald in Dallas, New Orleans and Mexico in the summer and fall of '63 - see if it's the same guy.","Boss, Oswald impersonators? Sounds like James Bond now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44648,"Hey, dude, you got a tattoo.",What does it say?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44649,I used to live here.,But you hated four out of the five you did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44650,"Why, down at the office, we always look at Gallagher as - eh - just Gallagher, that's all.",They all consider me just as one of the boys.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44651,"If we don't invite all the seniors we can't use the school funds, you know that.",Can't they make exceptions? Maryanne Heinel? She's such a scud. Can't we have a Maryanne clause?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44652,I love Christmas in Turkey.,So isn't it time you unwrapped your present?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44653,"Dee, you've been useful for 50 years. We're clueless, you're tired. Why don't you go home and get some rest.",Home? You gotta be kidding me. Black?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44654,You said one in two marriages end in divorce.,I never heard that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44655,"Paula, look at the new Poopies.","Yeah, I saw 'em. Poor guys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44656,"Neighbors heard them screaming at each other for like two hours. It was nothing new. But, then they heard the gun go off. Both barrels.",Did the wife confess?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44657,So much less refined than frizzling them in the chair.,"Oh, shut up! You haven't even got your spats on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44658,I was the best at the game. I knew the whole maze.,The 'maze'? You mean the air ducts?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44659,My father's sword means more to me than any other possession I have.,"You realize, of course, that thousands of swords have been collected. How do you expect me to find yours?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44660,I thought only punks fought with knives.,"Who's fighting? This is the test, man. It's a crazy game.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44661,I'm getting worried about you. You ought to have a checkup.,Let's just not get worried about anything just now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44662,"Mrs. Jankis, what do you want from me?","I want you to forget the company you work for for thirty seconds, and tell me if you really think that Sammy is faking his condition.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44663,"Well, that's exactly why I brought some Wisk for the jacuzzi.","O-kay, you guys can come swimming. But you have to leave as soon as my Mom gets home. Okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44664,"I can't! At midnight tonight, he will kill again. It's crazy!","Are you crazy? We have nothing. Let him go, then watch him. If you're right, you can pick him up at midnight. Or maybe he'll lead you to the others. Just let him go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44665,I didn't know this would happen.,He had my picture! He knew I was here! He came here to kill us!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44666,These stories are not going to get you School Certificate! You don't seriously think anyone's going to publish them?,What do you know? You wouldn't know the first thing about writing. You're the most ignorant person I've ever met!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44667,I don't know about that I don't have any money I don't have any attorneys Gus is my only real friend.,I wasn't talking about real friends. Why doesn't Gus like me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44668,So the headaches may not even be a part of this?,I can give myself a headache instantly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44669,I changed my life today. What did you do?,I changed my room at the Hotel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44670,"Stan, your friends need you. They are in trouble and you must help them.","Wait, you're supposed to tell me how to get Wendy to like me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44671,"First, you desert me, and now you mock me. Go back to your one-eyed friend.",What? Now you poke me in the nose as well?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44672,Leon could still have hung himself.,"Oh no. At long last Leon had found a mission. He'd never have killed himself when glory beckoned. Your husband killed your brother. And thanks to you, almost got me killed too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44673,I pack up and go somewhere else.,"Somewhere else. I've never been anywhere else. Just once. Years ago. Went to the state fair. It was nice, but it wasn't nothing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44674,You don't have to make a pose of it.,It's the only pose I have left. I'm sunk. Broke. I don't even have my hotel bill.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44675,"Are you sure you can't leave that music, and come back again? I have other things you might like.","That's very tempting, but it's impossible, I'm afraid. Wolfi would be frantic if he found those were missing. You see, they're all originals.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44676,"You want a Tylenol, or something?","I'd love a Xanex. Sally, please don't tell Sophia that I'm not breast feeding.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44677,"Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices and steal cars, what the fuck do we know about antiques?","If it looks old, it's worth money, simple. So stop fucking moaning and rob the place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44678,My daddy called me boy up to the time he died. I was always boy to him.,"'Course, you could be right. Your sons are alive. All my sons are dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44679,Lots of these pencil-pushers work out of their homes. It's a tax dodge.,"Bad news is, word's spreading like wildfire that we don't have badges, and nobody wants to end up getting splattered like Butch Cassidy either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44680,"Mom, do you know who that is? Blonde hair.",Was she one of your teachers?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44681,What's so great about Sweden?,It's a beautiful country. Very clean. Very civilized. And cold.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44682,"Like father, like son. A serious-as- fuck bomb in the boiler room that'll set off a pack of thermals upstairs. Okay, so let's start by slowly putting the bomb down on the ground.","Okay, okay. I knew that. I knew that. Put your hands on your head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44683,"If either of you two see a stranger around here, it's me.","Hey, look! Somebody's driving this cab.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44684,So we'll sell the house.,"I got married before, you didn't sell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44685,"Phillip, this is worse than that trip to Quebec City when I fell asleep in that disco.","I know, Terrance. I know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44686,"Well, if we're not gonna do it, let's just get in the car and get the fuck outta here.","Yeah, let's just get outta here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44687,I don't care if they wear galoshes!,You want Betty Grable!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44688,"What kind of work do you do, Barton, if you don't mind my asking?","Well, I'm a writer, actually.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44689,"It's our anniversary, Panes.",I didn't hear me say tonight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44690,"On an extradition flight back to El Salvador, he murdered a security detachment and vanished.",You think it's possible he could be involved in the Israel hit?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44691,He figures a perfectly good lantern could get banged around up there. So he climbs up. To cut it down.,Just as the freighter comes through? Isn't that quite a coincidence?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44692,So you killed your father.,He killed me! He killed me the day he refused to pay my ransom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44693,"Beavis, huh huh, what'er you doing?",My butt's bothering me!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44694,"It must be tough, having to be Clark Kent.","Oh no. I really like it sometimes. And if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have met you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44695,"Well, here are fifty francs.","Thank you, Comrade, thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44696,"Your Excellency, something terrible has just happened.",That's all right. I'll fix you right up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44697,"If you were looking for promotion, you should have picked one of the healthier ones.",She's hardly a full hamper herself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44698,Frank. We know. We know it's Shepard.,No kidding. I'm on the corner of 65th and CPW. Come get me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44699,I can turn on all the faucets in my house. Even the hose.,But we don't drink from the house do we.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44700,You guys are my parents.,Of course we are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44701,"What have you done, Junebug? Did you hit someone with the Previa?","Best to just tell them, man. Rip off the Band-Aid and let it bleed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44702,Let's get him in here.,"Great. I knocked off the aglet, as soon as I get a passable version of Skywire we're there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44703,Aaron should be hearing this so I have an extra witness.,"Well, you always want to give the credit away, do you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44704,"He said something like, ""Do you want it dirty7"" or something. I tried to turn away, but he pushed me to the floor.",Was there penetration? Did he put himself inside you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44705,"Well, is that a happy face I see?","'Cause if it was me, I could just catch a Greyhound back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44706,I must be losing my mind. At the museum today I could have sworn that terrible painting of Vigo looked right at me.,Who could blame him? Were you wearing this nightgown?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44707,"You were, Sir Galahad, You were in terrible peril.","Look, let me go back in there and face the peril?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44708,Does anyone ever knock over a casket on purpose?,So the casket fell over! Big deal!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44709,"Anything for a fellow pilgrim. Sometimes we need help getting where we want to be. Reverend Jackson Pete Sayer of Dumon County, please to make your aquanauts.","How far are you going, Mr. Sayer?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44710,I don't love Neddy.,He keeps on acting like such an asshole!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44711,There could be a whole city out there and we'd never see it.,"Not sitting on our butts in here, that's for sure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44712,"That's a flip-flop gate to channel the air, but we can use it to trap the thing.",Right now let's keep it closed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44713,The sun hasn't even come up yet and you're drinking.,"Hey, you saw that brown bitch point a gun at me last night, man. Did you think she was gonna use it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44714,We must run in different directions!,We don't split up!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44715,OK. Let's get her over to your father's.,"Right. Watch out for Mike, there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44716,Leave Shangri-La! That's not likely. You couldn't drive her out.,"No, I mean about her appearance. If she should leave the valley - what would happen?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44717,"Scottie, I need a friend! Someone I can trust! I'm in a panic about this!","How can I see her, to know her?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44718,It's no problem. I was just with everybody we work with.,"Oh, really. General Salazar was there?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44719,He's got that nervous talking thing. I told him not to speak.,"Hey, I know this is a strange thing to say, but maybe Diane Court really likes Lloyd.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44720,"I mean, you did lose a lot of nice, neat little shit. The trendy paper lamps, the Euro-trash shelving unit, am I right?","But maybe, just maybe, you've been delivered.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44721,What the hell would you call this?,"I'd call this four spoiled city kids who wouldn't know a hurricane if it blew up their butts. All we can do now is batten down and ride it out. If things get really bad, there's a storm shelter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44722,I think you know I'd love you even more in a blue polyester cap.,You're going to miss the Top Ten.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44723,You're groping. I have been fair. It's my move now.,I'll give you anything you want. Anything! Please!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44724,"Do you wish it, Jack? Wish you this our wedding band?",What if I answer yes? Will my wish come true?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44725,"Can I give you a hand, beautiful?",I'm just going to my car?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44726,Hey! Don't use all the hot water!,Keep your shirt on! I'm almost done!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44727,I'm Crash Override.,You're the moron that's been invading my turf?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44728,"It's a technique I read about. If you smoke 60 a day, you buy three packs, throw one cigar- ette away, and smoke 59. Day 2, you throw 2 away and smoke 58 ..","Why don't you throw them all away, and smoke none?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44729,"Who are these orphans, anyway?",They're Amish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44730,"You didn't do anything about it out of respect for the fact that she wouldn't let you near her with a ten foot pole, which is, by the way, about nine feet, nine inches off the mark anyway.","That's true. Oh, God, Lotte, what have I become? My wife in a cage with a monkey. A gun in my hand. Betrayal in my heart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44731,"I believe in treating the convicts with respect, if that's what you mean.","Respect? Well, isn't that progressive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44732,"Dixie, you know how a ROM construct works?","Sure, Kid. It's a firmware construct.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44733,I don't know. I kinda had my heart set on being a cashier the rest of my life.,The pay's the same but you'll make more in tips.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44734,"How could I ruin myself? What do you mean, ruin myself?",I don't know. Excessive masturbation?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44735,"You go. I don't want to get dressed yet. Come back though. Come back. You know, you look so relaxed, like a completely different person.","Well, that's entirely your fault. And, if I fall overboard, that'll be your fault too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44736,"Why, Lord Wessex! Lost your wife so soon?",Indeed I am a bride short. How is this to end?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44737,It was a slow night. I went to a hotel for a few drinks.,A full night on the street and this is all?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44738,"I want to be a singer. I mean, I didn't. Mother did for me.","What happened to the singing? You're not in a show, are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44739,"I don't know, and I wasn't about to mess with it.","Should have blown already. Delayed fuse, that's Vietnam stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44740,"No, Baron, no. I'm afraid Mozart is a lost cause. He has managed to alienate practically the whole of Vienna. He is constantly drunk. He never pays his debts. I can't think of one person to whom I dare recommend him.","How sad. It's tragic, isn't it? Such a talent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44741,"We used to be in the supply section, carrying boxes of medicine about but we dropped too many of them.",It's not too bad working here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44742,What does that have to do with anything? Does it explain the barricaded subway stations? Does it explain those Godforsaken creatures?,New York is filled with creatures. Everywhere. And lots of stations are closed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44743,"Tuna, this is crap.",I know it's not the greatest. It's commercial.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44744,I'd use pills. They're painless.,Oh give me a break! He could use pills back in America! Why not get a little culture?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44745,Do you love me Rachel?,"Oh, serious questions tonight. Of course I love you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44746,"Yes. But it's closed all the time now, because of the blackout.",People watched the movies in their cars?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44747,"I have a friend coming in from out of town, I'll probably be spending some time with him the next couple of days.","Meaning we'll have to cool it for awhile, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44748,"A guy came to fight club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.",If you could fight any celebrity?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44749,Wait a minute. I can spend the whole year in a class taught by the lunch lady? Can I bring my girlfriend?,"You can bring whatever you want, little friend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44750,"Adhara. I told your father, if you're looking for a name, you can't go wrong with a constellation.",I used to hate it. Now I like it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44751,"You know, Peter, this could be a past life experience intruding on the present.","Or even a race memory, stored in the collective unconscious. And I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance or telepathic contact either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44752,"No, they were asleep. They didn't even wake up.",Yes. Why do you think you woke and they didn't?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44753,Are you going to see James tonight?,Why are you suddenly so interested in who I am going to see at night? Nighttime is my time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44754,"England. Only, we saw there was a show on, thought I might pick something up for a price, type of thing.","You came to the right place, sir. My wife's second cousin is English. Well, Scotch-Irish. Can I interest you in a holster?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44755,"I'm obsolete. I have nothing to live for. Tonight, I should die. And you should come with me.","Buddy, I don't know if that's such a good idea.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44756,Sure I can't twist your arm?,"Thank you for saying that, but no. My business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44757,I am a Starfleet Officer.,Of course. Of course. Then I'll take the ship without your help.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44758,But I want to make some changes. Get Krista in here right away won't you?,"Aw, gee. I sent her on an errand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44759,"Sick priest, is that it?","Look, Father this is hard for you- please. But for priests on the campus here, you're the psychiatrist; you'd know who was sick at the time, who wasn't. I mean this kind of sickness. You'd know that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44760,"Take this mask. It may look like the Empress, but it's not.",I figured that out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44761,I thought that Homesearchers was a dead end?,It can't be a coincidence. The woman that owns it has a son. She says he's been on vacation in Montana for the last ten days. We're trying to locate him. There's also a cleaning service that comes in once a week. We're checking that out too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44762,You drive like a maniac!,I call this the staccato.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44763,"I'm going to make myself a drink, if that's okay?","Go right ahead, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44764,I went up to the Magic Castle. You were right. He didn't have a lot of fans up there.,They were jealous of him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44765,"Look, this is nothing personal, but I don't think you can do it.","Thelma, I've lost my wife, I'm not losing my child.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44766,"It's not up to you to save me, Jack.",You're right. Only you can do that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44767,"Curious thing is, the mass detector says they're too small to carry a deep-space drive.",Sounds like a couple of escape shuttles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44768,"I gotta try and overcharge him, he has to moan about the price, we settle somewhere in the middle.","It's a matter of respect. Why don't you wait outside, this won't take long.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44769,"If you have the same power as Alex, you'll be seeing signs soon. When you see anything creepy or ominous, an in-your-face irony kinda thing? Don't ignore it. It usually means the difference between life and death.",The songs on the radio. But wait. I don't understand. Why is this even happening to me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44770,"Well, look at it this way, Mr. Yelburton. Mulwray didn't want to build a dam and he had a reputation that was hard to get around, so. you decided to ruin it. Then he found out that you were dumping water every night. Then he was drowned.",Mr. Gittes! That's an outrageous accusation. I don't know what you're talking about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44771,Dammit Shelly! Why do you always have to be such an asshole!,"I beg your pardon, I'm not an asshole. I'm an actor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44772,"The door was opened, so I just came right in.",I can see that. Why?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44773,See! That proves it! Old Seti's fortune's gotta be under this sand!,"For them to protect it like this, you just know there's got to be treasure down there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44774,I'm just trying to place you.,I've lived all over the world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44775,Basic equipment. You don't leave it behind in your husband's drawer in your favorite handbag.,"I'm with you, sweetie, but Detective Thomas J. Doyle has a pat answer for that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44776,"Come on to bed, you don't have to brush your teeth.",I'll just be a second. So what happened tonight at the office?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44777,"Well, it's off ration. We know that.",How do we know they didn't plant it there? They know we're mad on jam. They could poison half the country.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44778,"Yeah, man. You were wrong, Suze. My solo definitely works better in the second verse.",He's right. Nice guitar break.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44779,It's all right. Trust me. Don't move.,All right! A little higher! Just a little higher!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44780,"It's possible I was infected with the HIV virus at that time, but I wasn't diagnosed until several years later.","You didn't look then, the way you look now?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44781,"Whoever set this homemade dynamite could've blown out the pilot light days before the explosion. The gas, it seems, was just a detonator.",Who do you think could've done this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44782,It seems like we're getting lower.,It happens when I land.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44783,I think I can find my own way back to into town.,Maybe I like to find out about a man first. Maybe I like to know what he's made of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44784,This thing just went up a degree. Ice cream's not workin'.,This river's fed by a glacier. Willing to bet my life that it's a good deal under fifty degrees.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44785,"Puppet theatre, don't you need something a little bigger?","It's big, right Jahn?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44786,And what if you get killed?,"Then at least I will have died trying, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44787,I didn't run away.,"Sure, you ran away. Aren't you going to congratulate a guy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44788,We don't have time to look at a hole in the ground. We can make Vegas in four hours. This one's got to be her.,"It's a very moving experience, trust me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44789,They say I'm lucky because I can't remember the accident.,Don't even try to remember.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44790,"I was just about to go to the door, when that man did my job for me. Was it alright?",Yes and no. Did you recognize him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44791,"You're on leave, man. You're on psycho leave. I'm talking to a possible whacko here.","You know I'm whacko, Sam, what'd you find?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44792,You never even took the shot. You couldn't do it. Theo moves towards Buzz in a threatening manner.,I was beaten on a shot named after my own dad. The moment passes. Theo turns and climbs into his car. He looks up at Buzz.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44793,"In international news, India plans to release crocodiles in the Ganges, the holy Hindu river in which millions of people bathe annually, to scavenge for corpses, authorities said.","The reptiles were supposed to be of a docile species, said a senior government official, but it seems the breeders bungled and reared attack crocodiles.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44794,"I want you to spend some time with me. I want you to try and make this relationship work. If not, I'd rather not be bothered.",Alright. Alright. I'll be over there sometime today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44795,We have no money for a rug.,No. He would give it away. I know how to repay a consideration.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44796,"Rose, can't I see what the nipple on it is like?","Buddy, what's come over you? A child like you, askin' such things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44797,I'm talking to you. My clothes and things are up in the room.,Naturally. I brought them myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44798,"Ah, that's the new German 77. And judging by the sound, only about thirty-five miles away.",And getting closer every minute. Here. Drink up. We'll never finish the other three.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44799,Each of those grids represents almost a square mile.,That's a big area to cover.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44800,"Let's cut out the small stuff, huh? Hundred dollar freeze-out. Ten games, ten bucks a game, winner take all. And then we'll see who quits.","Okay, friend. You're on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44801,Crime was rampant. It wasn't safe to stay in your home.,Much less go outside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44802,Tomorrow we go on a fee-eee-eee- wald twrip.,A field trip? Maybe I'll join you. See you tomorrow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44803,When we get to the next corner jump out.,I'm not going to leave you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44804,"My son, no one can speak for God.",Oh? I thought you did so every day. So speak now. Answer me!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44805,"I almost had to yoke him this afternoon. Tell me, tell me, Radio Raheem, to turn my music down. Didn't even say please. Who the fuck he think he is? Don Corleone and shit.","He makes all his money off us Black people and I don't see nuthin' but Italians all up in there, Sylvester Stallone and motherfuckers. Ya see what I'm saying, homeboy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44806,"Well, aren't you going to finish dressing for your graduation party? Look at you.",I don't care. It's George's tux.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44807,"You heard that Bobby Vomit O.D.'d, right? Do you suspect foul play and stuff?",I'll tell you when somebody pays me to give a shit and stuff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44808,"Now you try, Clark. We'll start you off with 60 pounds.",If you say so. Here goes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44809,Your doorbell doesn't work.,"Honey, it's only Uncle Jack. You remember Uncle Jack.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44810,"You know, we didn't call any TV repair.","Well that makes it a lucky day for both of us, hunh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44811,"This is so exhilarating! All week long, I can't wait till Sunday, when we sing.",I'd rather sing than do anything!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44812,Peter. Your life must matter to you because it matters to all of us who love you.,"You know, I respect that you have such faith, James. I don't understand it, but I want you to know that despite our differences, I admire you and I always will.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44813,"Just when everything's going my way, you gotta pull a stunt like this.",I don't even want you to go. Whaddya think of that? I got other plans for my life than dragging around some dumb cowboy that thinks he's God's gift to women. One twenty-buck trick and he's already the biggest stud in New York City. It's laughable.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44814,"I love you, Lainey.","I love you too, daddy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44815,"Pooh-Bear, I don't mean to be rude, but I get the feeling you aren't taking me seriously.",Maybe you're the one who isn't taking me seriously.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44816,"That's some accident, hombre. You accidentally fall out of a plane in the middle of the night and land up in my back yard.","We seen this kind of parachutes before, you know. U.S. Army. You got some friends here, jump out with you guys?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44817,"Hey, pal. I don't know about you, but where I come from there's a little girl's room and a little boy's room and the little boys don't go where the little girls go.","All right, but make it quick. Shoes! What size do you wear?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44818,"I come as the king's servant, and with his authority.","It's battle I want, not talk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44819,"No! No, that's OK. I like to. I love boiling water. It's a specialty of mine. Why don't you go watch cartoons?",This is great. And it's yours? You like own it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44820,"Sit tight, Diz. The show commences in just a minute.",What show? Would you mind telling me what's coming off here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44821,"Guys, if I'm going to play the hero at least give me a little room.",Safety in numbers man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44822,This is a private club. You're not welcome.,Are you tellin' me I'm not good enough to drink here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44823,"Naw, I'm got live ghetto fabulous. make sure you get that car fixed.",I will. When can I come visit?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44824,"Want to go up to your office, Mr. Alexander?",Naturally. You think I parked here for a cup of coffee?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44825,"Demerol? What the fuck is your problem, man? You wanna die?",I'm dead. We're both dead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44826,"Mr. Garrison, you're reaching. I am an international businessman. The Trade Mart which I founded is America's commercial pipeline to Latin America. I trade everywhere. I am accused, as are all businessmen, of all things. I somehow go about my business, make money, help society the best I can and try to promote free trade in this world.","Mr. Shaw, have you ever been a contract agent with the Central Intelligence Agency?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44827,No kidding. I looked over and saw the shadow of two curious shoes in the doorway of the kitchen.,This guy would go home with a gardening tool right now if it showed interest. Wait. Use the frosted glasses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44828,I'd do away with the profit system and have production for use only. There's enough food and clothing and shelter for everybody if we'd use some sense.,"""Production for use only."" Well, maybe that's the answer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44829,"Chevalier, if you will have your money now, you must fight for it. If you will be patient, maybe I will pay you something another time.","Your Grace, if I am so tame as to take this, then I must give up an honorable and lucrative occupation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44830,Last thing I need is a reason to keep hacking. This job's a fill-in.,Oh? How long you been doing this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44831,Yes. I am obviously not standing out in people's minds at the robberies.,This is your fault for hogging all the publicity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44832,I can't believe my mission is finally over. I don't even know what to do with myself.,You can't welch on me now. We had a deal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44833,Their tiger-style kung-fu is strong; but our dragon style will defeat it!,The Sha-lin masters from east and west must unite!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44834,Why not? Moving is hard for anybody. Was it hard for you to leave all your friends?,I don't have many friends. Dad's all the time moving.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44835,"Uhura, I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that a madman had taken over the Enterprise.","Scotty, dear, he' not a madman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44836,I can give myself a headache instantly.,Is that like a party trick?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44837,There's a million places to hide around here.,"Oh, yeah. They'll never catch the guy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44838,I said I'd move if a cripple came. Let's just run in the store and pick out some outfits.,"All right, let's go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44839,We can show her the schoolyard.,"Right. I was a great athlete. Tell her, Max, I was the best, I was all schoolyard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44840,I'm taking my next book to Viking.,"Tell him you've loved him for nine years, but you were afraid to realize it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44841,What is it? I don't like this at all. What is going on here?,"I don't know. It just happened. I was here ten years ago, I'm here now. That's it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44842,"I've seen him copying files, leaving here late at night.",I just plain don't trust him anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44843,"I think she looks pretty good here, don't you?","Yeah, and a lot easier to get to than that island.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44844,"Mrs. Mercer, as a former FBI man, it's difficult to accept this.","I know, but Mr. Garrison, the FBI is just not doing their job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44845,"Good, yeah, it is a rose. Only this one is rather atypically made from 100% Pinot Noir.","Pinot noir? Not again! You know, not all Pinots are noir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44846,What do you expect to accomplish by all this? I'm already married!,I'll get it annulled.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44847,Let's get out of here.,"You're right, there's more atmosphere where you're going.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44848,"Mom, I'm sorry, they're beatin' me left and right. Ma, I'm sorry. I'm all upset.","I know, but that's enough.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44849,"Louella, hello, I was just fixing a drink, would you like--?","You drink at 10 am, do you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44850,"Yeah, I did want to go on TV. That way I have a forum. I can fight back. I'm known. People see me. They know they can't fuck around with me like they could if I was an unknown. That's right.",You're makin' a big fuckin' spectacle of yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44851,The sub's a 100 feet in front of you. You see it?,I can't see anything. How does it look? Still clear?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44852,Stop it! I've had enough of your sermons! You act as if you created the world!,"Heeey! Totooooo! Don't get pissed off with me now! Come here! I don't know where the fuck I have to go. And the next time be careful how you talk. Not to take credit away from the Lord, but if I had created the world, in all modesty, certain things would have come out better. But unfortunately such was not the case.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44853,I didn't tell you to do it! You can't just do unauthorized work.,"Well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you? I can't do unauthorized work. I suppose I can just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket. Then you get in an accident and get killed. Or worse. Who they gonna blame then? They gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44854,But it was a whole lot of killing. Why should we miss that?,"Because we were good at it? Hell, we were great at it. Jesse, don't tell anyone I said this, because everybody knows I'm the toughest man in this town, but you are one terrifying sonofabitch with those guns.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44855,"A humanoid robot is like any other machine, it can be a benefit or a hazard. If it's a benefit, it's not our problem.","But because your department can't do an adequate job in detecting the miniscule number at large, it's a problem. Correct, Mr. Deckard?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44856,How did it go with the pantyhose?,"It's the darndest thing. Ed knew what they were immediately. As a matter of fact, he said he's got a product like that in development right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44857,How much time do they get to spend with their dad?,What is it with this? They wouldn't spend less time with Peter if they lived here! He has no time!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44858,We've lived a dream together. A dream of freedom!,"Your dreams aren't about freedom! They're about Marion! You have to be a hero, because you think she sees you! Is that it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44859,We're trapped in a house.,We can take it with us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44860,I think we're O.K.,Thanks. Steel pipes and baseball bats.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44861,I missed you at the funeral home. Santos said you were here.,"You didn't miss much. Christ, what a mess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44862,But that'll knock out our communications! We'll be cutting ourselves off from the outside.,"They'll still be able to track us by radar, because of the radioactive fuel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44863,You're sure you're all right.,"Yeah, just a lung full of New Jersey. Lucky you showed up when you did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44864,"Chewie, head for the bottom of the city.",Three patrol ships are heading our way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44865,You know I get calls from back home every fuckin' day?! They think you went batshit!,I'm only on TV because I gotta be able to hang around the casino. You understand that. You know that. Come on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44866,"It's very nice of you to help me. That package is kind of heavy, and it's so hot.","No trouble at all, really.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44867,Football is my life.,"You're learning. Slowly, incredibly slowly, but you're learning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44868,"Miles, I don't care if you come to the wedding or not.","Well, I'm not coming, Barbie. So you guys have fun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44869,Let me take a look at that map.,You call this a map? What was Cookie smoking when he drew this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44870,You know what? Why don't you just pick me up here? We could all share a limo.,Cool. I'll catch you later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44871,I'd cut off her red wine if I were you.,Shit. It's my Galiano.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44872,But you haven't lost your mystery! You're very mysterious!,No. I'm weird. Weird and mysterious are two different things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44873,This is the Nexus?,For you. This is where you wanted to be.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44874,"Gentlemen, the show, our show will be satirical. You know what that is, don't you? Trust me on this one.",We might need some mo' money behind this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44875,You're right. I was so desperate to make everyone believe I was happy that I spent six grand on a lie. And after all that? The only one who ended up falling for it was me.,"Go ahead, Kat. Hate me. You were running out of steam on the whole Jeffrey thing. Maybe now you'll be able to hold onto this just long enough to ruin your next relationship.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44876,Can I sit down?,Why not? We already know each other's secrets.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44877,I need two new purge valves. How's the grid around the storage facility holding up?,"I'm worried, Ray. It's getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the bottom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44878,Thanks for waking me up. Picking me up. You're loud today.,You're inconsiderate and absolutely devoid of emotion!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44879,I'm afraid I spoke out of turn last night.,You think I'm just a gravy-train rider in a turned-around collar?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44880,I call this the Rogue's gallery.,Yes. I can see: You've hung the rest of your relatives.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44881,"If you don't kill me, my family gets nothing!",You're supposed to kill me. He said you would.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44882,"I think it's about that time, Letty. The charges against you have been dropped, the drugs have evened out and you seem to be dealing with your life quite well.",Are you saying I'm through with therapy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44883,"You read that wrong. She doesn't marry Humperdinck, she marries Westley. I'm just sure of it. After all that Westley did for her, if she does not marry him, it wouldn't be fair.","Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44884,"It's a doctor, isn't it? That's unethical. I'll have him rung up on malpractice charges so fast his head will spin.",He's a patient here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44885,"I'm in a wheelchair, the truck sounds pretty good.",Amazing you made it this far.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44886,"Hey Taylor, you don't know it but I saved your ass today. I killed a shit-eating dog.","That reminds me, I gotta take a shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44887,"So, your dead hubby shot me twice, three of my customers have been eaten, and there are angry creatures outside?",He only shot you once.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44888,Is he all right? Is he all right?,He's all doped up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44889,Its eyesight is worse than I thought. It couldn't see us. And it couldn't smell us through the glass.,It didn't want the fibers. What does that mean?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44890,"Dickson, I'd like to talk to you about the bank.",The bank. All right. Do anything you want with it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44891,Two and a half cents.,"Two an' a half! Say, mister, a man can't make his dinner on that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44892,He couldn't get through a sentence without all these big words; about why we kill.,"Well, he's killing now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44893,Your son's dead and you love him.,How do you think Mr. Kelly would react to a son with a limp wrist with a pulse?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44894,You write gracefully. Calligraphy is so similar to fencing.,Maybe it is. I wouldn't know.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44895,Hey! I'll take the girl. I'll take the girl!,Don't worry. She's good with kids.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44896,"Whoah. I don't want to see pictures. I don't need to be notified of anything. Can't we just kick it old school? I could just put the baby in a basket and send it your way. You know, like Moses in the reeds.","Technically, that would be kickin' it Old Testament.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44897,"There she goes, now wearing nothing but her underwear.",What a nerd. I don't know where that girl's ever gonna find a husband.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44898,She did not. The mouse ran down the drain.,She let it escape because she wants me to die.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44899,I'll call an ambulance.,It's nothing serious. I'll just run into that building. They'll have some sort of first aid kit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44900,So why did you come to my casino?,I was at a loose end. A friend of a friend gave me a courtesy membership.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44901,"Dr. Argon, I demand an explanation.",I can explain it. Attempted murder wasn't enough for him. He wants to add kidnapping to the charges.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44902,I want every single thing that belonged to my father out of this house! If it's worth something then sell it!,It's disgusting! Animals! I had to come here under armed guard. Slaves -- get this junk out of my sight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44903,"These appointments were not my idea, remember.",True. Should we stop them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44904,"Yea, but I'm going to dress it up. Put the money in a shopping bag and hand it to someone I meet here.",You don't actually do it that way?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44905,We're going to have to cover the entire lagoon.,"I know, but you're just going to have to find another way. So you better start.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44906,Did you see it coming when she sat us down here?,Oh God yeah. But I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44907,"Leon, Leonitchka, she is not going to negotiate! She is going to fight that injunction. She's going to make a precedent of it!",She says she won't be intimidated by parasites. She called the Duchess a blood-sucking aristocrat and a blackmailer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44908,"I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm going to die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.","Maybe you're the plucky comic relief, you ever think of that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44909,"Tell me, Walter, are all those stories I hear about my uncle true?","Well, sir, he sometimes had as many as twenty in the house at the same time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44910,"At eighteen percent, okay? And don't ask me no more fuckin' questions. I'm leaving.",But you won't know where I am. I don't even know where I'll be.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44911,My problem is MANTAN THE NEW MILLENIUM MINSTREL SHOW.,Why did you even come up with that shit if you didn't want it made?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44912,"There's taking money and there's taking money, you know that. He's taking money.",The place produces nothing. I shouldn't say that - nothing it produces reaches the Army. That's not all right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44913,Yes. You're not going to stick around for the farewell party?,No. I don't know how much fun it will be when Martin Klein and Ernie have to drop off their credentials with the security guard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44914,What the hell did you go doing that for Sheila? We haven't even gotten naked yet!,We would have sooner or later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44915,"Heartwarming. Really, I feel weepy.","You wanted to know what happened after the line-up, I'm telling you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44916,"A dollar on the five, two on the nine.","Yeah, I'll play you a couple. Just for kicks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44917,We should sleep in shifts.,Right. Half of us awake at all times.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44918,You spent a day in Superior. I wasted my entire life there. I feel like someone just took a million pounds off my shoulders.,We've still got some dead weight to get rid of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44919,Mrs. Williams? Thanks for the cake.,"Oh, you're welcome. Nice to finally meet you, Jeffrey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44920,A Silver Mike! You're covering us in glory!,I haven't won it yet. I notice you've got me scheduled on a flight back an hour after the ceremony.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44921,Look. I didn't know when we were going to be on until yesterday. What was I supposed to do? I had the pianos anyway.,"Basketballs, Frank. You had us playing for basketballs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44922,"It's that old familiar story, you help a timid little soul across a crowded street. She turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money.",That's the trouble with you readers. You know all the plots. Now suppose you proof-read page ten while the water boils.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44923,You can sing the song.,"You know what, you are never satisfied.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44924,You and me are checking the other ways in and out.,Let's go to the back door. How'd that guy get to be a guard?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44925,"Not a clue. I didn't lose the ship. Next, your new personal communicator. Picture-phone, fax, beeper.",Do I have to dial '9' to get out?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44926,I haven't brushed yet.,"Oh. Okay. Well, so long. Enjoy your visit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44927,He's a clumsy git. Never watches where he is going.,Why is he sitting up like this? He needs rest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44928,His wife has diabetes!,Di-diabetes? Is that any excuse? Diabetes?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44929,I think I just got my period.,Does that mean this whole thing is over?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44930,It's the same stuff? From the rainy day stash?,It's the same. What happened to what they gave you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44931,"That's cron-don, sir. My mom hates for me to smoke, so she made me bud-brownies. Wanna bite?","Naw, I already ate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44932,"I looked for you in my closet tonight. It's crazy, I don't know where you came from, but I like you.",That's not crazy. I like you too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44933,What's the matter? Isn't it cheap enough? A trip like that would cost you a thousand dollars!,Let me get this straight. You want this thirty-nine sixty in addition to the ten thousand dollars?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44934,"Okay, try me on Sunday. I'm going out to the Everglades on Saturday. You guys can wash the mud off.","Deal. You know, I just looked out front. My ride wasn't there. You suppose you could give me one?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44935,Yeah. I've got it here in this bag. I thought I should bring it to you.,"Yep, that's right. Let's take a look at it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44936,"Boy, this is a toughie. To be honest, I didn't anticipate this.","And as I said, sir, we can't very well exert physical persuasion upon the sacred vessel Malkovich.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44937,My friend told me I should maybe even get a lawyer.,"Oh, lawyers are so complicated-don't do that. Here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44938,"You didn't answer my question. In fact, for the last 18 hours no one has answered any of my questions.",We have a situation on our hands that requires your particular expertise.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44939,It's a sacred stone in a shine that's supposed to protect a village.,It is why Krishna brought you here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44940,Don't need a comb.,"Few dozen cooties won't kill me, don't guess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44941,Let's head to the gate and work our way back.,That's a lot of ground to cover.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44942,Crime of passion. No premeditation. They show up late. Most of our scrambles are flash events like this one. We rarely see anything with premeditation anymore.,People have gotten the message. Gum?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44943,That Kubelik -- boy! Would I like to get her on a slow elevator to China.,"Oh, yes. She's the best operator in the building.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44944,"Hello, Thomas, how do you feel?","Ah, my mother, she drives me crazy. I hadda beg her to let me drive her over here. The martyr. She always gotta be the big martyr.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44945,Did you hear that Mr. De Santis? Everyone's really crazy about Dead Cat.,"Yes they are, aren't they? Look, why don't you take the rest of the night off, you look tired.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44946,That's cause you decided to get all tired all of a sudden.,It was six in the fucking morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44947,Forgive me. We all have patriotic feelings of some kind.,"Two thousand, two hundred florins is all I need A hundred? Fifty?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44948,We moved rooms because of him.,He tried to borrow money from us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44949,"Thanks to God, you are alive.","I, the best knight in the world, bested! This is a great day, for my search is over. I love you, my King.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44950,I am preparing for a ball!,We haven't visited in three years. And we should have privacy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44951,You dance so beautifully together.,And you look so lovely.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44952,"What did he say, Katrina?",I have not been able to face him yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44953,I'm used to it. Not everyone likes music.,"Yeah, true. But what does your father exactly do for living?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44954,You don't want my autograph.,"Yeah, I do. It's for my girl friend. Make it out to Ralph.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44955,"Oh, it totally does. I was there for her birthday about four years ago and it was like Lipton Landing. But you know, boys have endured worse things for nookie.",There's no way in hell they're having sex or even holding hands.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44956,"What about the girl? Brunette, athletic, sleazy and demure; just like you specified. Is that a coincidence?",She's real. I dreamed about her before I even went to Rekall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44957,"I don't know what to tell you, sir. He's been gone this whole week.",And you've no idea where he went?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44958,We have a surprise guest star waiting in the wings.,"Just for you, Sid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44959,"Well Why not? I gotta make statues Leonard. You heard Maxwell, they want me to make them. I can't go back to being a busboy!","Maxwell! He's behind all this with all his stupid blowhard poetry! Listen, you've got to stop right away! I'm beginning to feel responsible!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44960,"Listen, Doug took the rap for us all so grab your coat 'cause you're going.",I made a deal with Josh.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44961,"Randal, twelve minutes is not a game! Jesus, it's barely a warm-up!","Bitch, bitch, bitch. You want something to drink?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44962,Don't tell me you started a polka with Leo Bartha?,No. That's what I mean - I'm being fired for what I didn't do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44963,She has all the cooking talent.,"No, she doesn't, either. You've got tons as well.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44964,"Dad, are we hit?!","More or less. Son, I'm sorry. They got us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44965,"You know, why do you call me names? You know, I never hurt you. I'm only working here.","Yeah, yeah. That's the fucking problem.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44966,Me? You went crazy! You started taking your clothes off. I was putting them back on for you.,That's just perfect isn't it? Did it work? Did you find out why I came back?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44967,"Listen to me, Patrick. I'm leaving.",Where to? Are you going to go get a gram?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44968,You need help with your kids? I could probably do that.,I'm not gonna leave my kids with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44969,"Come on, Jane- it was Brady's idea. I couldn't stop him.",Brady's a booger and so are you!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44970,"You forget, I dislike YOU at least as much as him.",He shut down your paper! You're stuck writing articles about swap meets and raffles and PTA brunches!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44971,"If you'd just go to the cemetery, you'll see I'm not lying.",Either you go to sleep or I'll come in there and put you out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44972,"Ah! There you are, madam. Were not you the lady who drove my car off yesterday?",Was that the one with the St. Christopher medal on the dashboard?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44973,Everyone take their places on the stage! Isn't this thrilling?!,"But Ms. Fleming, it's just not right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44974,Centurions on both sides of the river are convinced the Germans will try one last offensive. They've got nothing to lose and it's so very like them.,I'm ordering a general stand-down in preparation for withdrawal back across the Danube.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44975,The last time I saw your father we were in the library. He was very close to tracking down the Knight's Tomb. I've never seen him so excited. He was as giddy as a schoolboy.,"Who? Attila the Professor? He was never giddy, even when he was a schoolboy!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44976,"My child, you're alive!","Yes, we made it!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44977,"They made some mess, too, smashing into houses and everything. They always make a mess. We're better off without them.","The point is that no one seemed to get upset about it. They were gone the next morning, just as if nothing at all had happened. Poor things.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44978,But what if we can't ever find where we came from?!,Then you'll have to make your own home. Lots of people do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44979,Now we kill two birds at one stroke. We recruit from Scotland for our armies in France.,The Scots will fight for us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44980,"You damn right they didn't, especially Emory, my cousin.",Emory had made a lot of enemies. He had a big mouth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44981,You could have a pool to cool off in.,"It's a nice pool, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44982,"Whatever. I mean, the guy's dead anyway.",Iggy Pop is not dead. He toured last year. Tommy went to see him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44983,"I happened to see your consolidated statement yesterday, Charles. Could I not suggest to you that it is unwise for you to continue this philanthropic enterprise - this Enquirer - that is costing you one million dollars a year?",You're right. We did lose a million dollars last year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44984,"So you like bookstores, huh?",I like to read.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44985,"If they catch you here, we'll both be in big trouble.","Oh, but it's fine for you to come barging into my school and make a complete fool out of me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44986,Excuse me - didn't His Majesty specifically forbid ballet in his opera?,"Yes, absolutely. Is there a ballet in Figaro?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44987,"A very wise suggestion, Leon. I'm afraid madame and I will never agree. The only thing we have in common is our lawsuit and that will be decided next week. I understand everything will be over by Thursday. Am I right?","You're right, madame, it will all be over by Thursday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44988,Why'd she run away?,"Oh, you know. She was sixteen or seventeen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44989,Huh? I give it up. But this not knowing where you're going is exciting anyway.,"Well, Mr. Conway, for a man who is supposed to be a leader, your do- nothing attitude is very disappointing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44990,How do you know how to draw the red line anyway?,"Because it's loud enough so the neighbors don't complain, that's how come I know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44991,I hope we all get to do many things. Can we go now?,"Pack those carefully, put them in my jeep, and guard them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44992,"Don't tell them where we're going, sweetheart.",No. Nobody will find us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44993,"But if I am eliminated there won't be any way of knowing. Consequently a whole new form of government is going to take over this country, and I know I won't live to see you another time. My life is in danger here. Do I sound screwy?","Well I don't know what can be done, Mr. Ruby, because I don't know what you anticipate we will encounter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44994,I'm Mr. Shelby from 304.,"What can I do for you, Leonard?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44995,"And of course I accept. I'm flattered. And I want you to know, I work for only one president at a time.",Yes. And you will give General Cushman full access.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44996,I'm sorry we didn't give you more warning.,It's alright. I'm very happy for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_44997,"This is about her negative attention, not mine. Did you get the reimbursement for the dress yet?","No, I'm paying for the dress. Do you think she's still gonna run?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44998,"Hello, Officer. Is there a problem?","You wanna let me see your license, please?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_44999,"I could break up some bresh if you want me, ma'am.","You want to get ast to eat, hunh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45000,"You're kind of a sellout, aren't you? What would the Melvins say?",They'd say you came a long way out here not knowing if anyone would be home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45001,But the nearest shelter's the Wyatt ranch and that's maybe five hours away.,Can we get a doctor at that ranch?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45002,You are a criminal.,Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45003,The problem is I have no idea who I'm talking to right now.,"'Cause you think I'm stoned, Daddy? 'Cause you think I've got a needle stuck in my arm? Is that what you're thinking, Daddy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45004,Who is this person that you've found?,He works on the movie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45005,The Germans were here. The Germans were all over this area. They left mines everywhere. Pianos were their favorite hiding places.,I see. Then may be you're safe as long as you only play Bach. He's German. Kip is looking around the piano. Hana giggles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45006,Can we look around in your camper?,Sure. I'll give you the royal tour.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45007,"Yeah? Well, you just struck out. It may be a surprise to you, Brad, but I want to do it the right way. Not tight skirts. Tight stories.",Right. Like last night's doozie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45008,"Oh, you were talking to Jesse.","Yes, but just so I could find out who you were.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45009,"I'm wise to your tricks, lady.",I could force you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45010,"Hi, everybody. Am I late?",Not at all. We're just finishing lunch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45011,You were seen parking your car. The demon king waves his wand and I was dispatched to bring you to him. Lucky for you I waited.,"Very lucky, I should think. You're drunk!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45012,"Tyrone, what if I said I didn't want meatball today?",I'd ask for identification.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45013,I was commenting on your hair.,"Oh, are you a hairdresser?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45014,"Thank you. I hope you'll forgive me, Captain, but the present French administration has not always been so cordial. May I present Miss Ilsa Lund?",I was informed you were the most beautiful woman ever to visit Casablanca. That was a gross understatement.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45015,Mr.Wallace Brown is in the Executive Building on the second floor. We want to go in and turn right at the first street. Then we want to walk three blocks down past Stage 17 to the white Executive Building. Once we're on the second floor the receptionist will take us from there. Now do we have name?,Betty Elms.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45016,"You've already done time twice, and judges don't like three time losers. You wanna sit in the can for forty years, startin' tonight?",I'll make parole.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45017,"That's wonderful. Isn't that what you always wanted, a show of your own?",It was. It is. But this is a different kind of show.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45018,Are there medical facilities on Yavin?,He'll be well cared for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45019,This is private property. This is breaking and entering!,Just entering. We'll get to the breaking in a minute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45020,Some people would say you're paranoid.,"Well, if I am, why is the Government concealing evidence?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45021,I can't stay on this planet.,No one's traveling in this weather.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45022,I'm cooking pasta primavera.,"Oh, I love that stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45023,"Throw pillows, Letty. The sales lady said they're the latest thing.",Very trendy. Let's see the rest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45024,"It's a Thuggee ceremony. They're worshipping Kali, the goddess of Death and Destruction.",Oh my God! He ripped out his -- he killed him!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45025,I don't believe it. You're here! Oh thank God.,You didn't think I could just leave you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45026,"A beauty, isn't it? We bought three of them for the rec room.",We sell 'em to you for three bucks a piece!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45027,I'd like to pay you for that laptop.,"It's no problem. But I must excuse myself, inspector.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45028,"What did you wish for, honey?",I already got it. Everything I want.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45029,"We're on vapor, Cougar, you got to put it down.","It's crazy, man. Instruments are crazy. We're gonna have to eject.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45030,I loved my taxi. Went twelve hours nonstop. Stopped only to pee. I peed under the Manhattan bridge. Peed many times in parks and playgrounds.,Last night. Alan Albright called me a handsome woman. Second time he's done that. Son of a bitch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45031,Not unless she got up in the ring and turned into one mean sonofabitch.,"Maybe she did, Gus. Maybe she grew herself an Afro and learned a left hook and put shoe polish on her face. Let's polygraph her again and ask her about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45032,"Jackie, I'm William Starks. I can prove it.",What? Now you're gonna show me some kind of driver's license?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45033,I thought you were buying my company.,"Oh, Mr. Parrish, I could never buy Parrish Communications. I could pay for it, of course, but it would always have your imprint.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45034,"He wasn't going to let us use it, so I just took it.","Oh, I wish we could just get in it and drive, and drive, and drive!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45035,"Janine, I'm sure a woman with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top flight job in the housekeeping or food service industry.","Oh, really? Well, I've quit better jobs than this one, believe me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45036,Get me a typewriter. I'll finish the notice.,He finished it. He wrote the worst notice I ever read about the girl he loved. We ran it in every paper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45037,"I can't know what I said, but we're not going.",I'm not leaving this room until you say yes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45038,I can't let this happen. I want you to go out the back. I'll make up some excuse.,"They'll kill you, you know they will. Besides, there is no back door. Keep smiling. Ready? Now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45039,"We're gonna change it, Bugs. Once we get rid of the Dons, the Commission's gonna rule. No more wars. No more vendettas. No more Boss of All the Bosses.",Yeah. And no more Tommy Reina.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45040,"I don't make jokes about things of, or related to, the preaching of the Holy Gospel, including the ministerial calling of my family.",So they travel around from place to place and preach?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45041,You will distract the bat and bird while I prepare to freeze Gotham.,Can't we just ice them along with the rest of the citizenry?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45042,"No, thank you. My house has been closed.","Oh. When you say 'Your house has been closed', you mean to say that your business was shut down?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45043,"And that's what I'm trying to tell you. What women are looking over, okay? Pecs and a cute butt.","You mean, like, ""He has the cutest butt""? Where did I hear that recently?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45044,Now we had a deal here! A deal's a deal!,"IS IT, JERRY? You ask those three pour souls up in Brainerd if a deal's a deal! Go ahead, ask 'em!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45045,Don't we have any chopsticks?,"Oh, right. Hold on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45046,We start our own class?,"Maybe someday. Aloha cold weather, aloha hot weather.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45047,I didn't know you were called Dennis.,"You didn't bother to find out, did you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45048,Here's his line. We can haul him out of there if we have to.,It'll yank him right off his feet if he's not expecting it. The line could get tangled in something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45049,Would you give that script a rest? It's like a friggen umbilical cord to you.,"I'm just saying, though. What if there's someone out there stalking actors? Huh? Then what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45050,"Just like we all have fantasies, right? Things only we know, that we don't share.","That's what therapists are for, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45051,They turned me loose from the state hospital.,Is that right? Are you going to be staying here long?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45052,I need you to stake me. I can't do it without it. It's just a couple hundred grand. Taken out of our cut when we're done.,That's more than you already owe me. What happens if you fuck this up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45053,Dad was onto something here!,"Well, now we know the source of the numbers, but we still don't know what they mean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45054,"Uh, yeah Coop, I'm still here.",Shit! Do not do that! Where the fuck are you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45055,He's just playing big brother.,"Oh, is he? You getting jiggy with Mantan?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45056,"Mommy, the leprechauns drank the milk last night.",Well I bet you they're happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45057,"He went to rent a movie, but he hasn't gotten back yet. Ah, screw it; I'll just lock the store up and leave him a note.","You're too responsible. But no. I have to go home first. They don't even know I left school. And I should break the disengagement news to my mother, which is going to cause quite a row, considering she loves Sang.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45058,"When I talk to the police, I get nervous.",Yeah. You know who doesn't?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45059,My mother would die.,Let's shut up and not kill her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45060,"I want it done Thursday evening, around eight PM. My wife will be off to the club for a committee meeting. It's the staff's night off. These will be open.",Wouldn't they normally be locked?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45061,"I don't want it this way. I wouldn't kill you just to kill you, but I can't let you lose the gold for me. Not when we're so close.","That helicopter passes, and the only thing we're close to is death.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45062,We're going to kill him. Do you understand that? He's going to die just like the others.,Morpheus believes he is the One.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45063,Why are you doing this to me? You can't just go away like that.,I can do anything I want.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45064,"It's hard to find time to sleep, Royce. Much less keep up with my phone life.",How hard they making it on you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45065,He's the headmaster of Daisy's school.,"Oh, perfect! He reminds me of Ichabod Crane. His Adam's apple keeps jumping up and down whenever he gets excited. HANNAH Listen. He's a lot better than your ex-husband. He's got a good job. Would you light those, please? He's-he's-he's not a dope addict or anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45066,"Dude's a half--squid. Ain't many places he can hide. Sea World, maybe.",That young lady heard you say 'squid.' She's gonna go out and create a Goddamn hysteria!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45067,"I'm very fucking sorry, but Greta is dead today. Could we interest you in someone else?",It was just an accident. Like with Dan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45068,I think falling in live with movie stars is something that happens to a man as he gets older.,Does it happen to all men?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45069,"You have to excuse me, Mr. Boone. Since my stroke, I am often overcome with nostalgia.",I don't mind. I'm not crazy about my old man either.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45070,"Adlai's too weak! We have to convince Jack to pull him, get McCloy in there.",You can't take him out this late in the game.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45071,"Sybok, you must surrender.",No. You must kill me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45072,You're really never going to make love again?,I'm not planning on it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45073,Edith was just telling me about her job.,I'm a file clerk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45074,She was standing right over me when I was changing for fuck's sake.,That's some sick shit right there. Did she comb your ass hair for you too?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45075,"Tessie, they say you were the sister with personality.",I was a great beauty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45076,"Good morning, Mr. Killaine. I'm sorry I can't give you the name of my bank--because I have no bank at the moment. That was a crude trick.","They're all crude, when they don't work. Had breakfast?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45077,"If the pig hadn't broke his leg, we could have taken him.",Jabez! Couldn't you take a sack of seed instead?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45078,I'm going to the bank and I'm getting my jewelry too!,"Yeah, no kidding. Good! It opens at 9 a.m. Be there!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45079,I haven't finished my drink.,Put on your coats! Do you want to get trapped here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45080,And you're too young.,I'm the same age you were when you went off to war.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45081,Take it. As soon as I get my money. Fifty dollars for an almost new gasket. You don't know what kind of a deal you're getting.,"I'm taking my car, and I'm taking it now!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45082,"At this pace, it could be an evening wedding.",Hold it! Hold it! I think we're taking this too fast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45083,"Well, let me put it this way. Most of the cost is due to safety reasons. Most people are not familiar with space travel, so we have to take extra precautions in the event they do something careless.",Like open an airlock by mistake?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45084,"No, I'm actually kind of glad it happened. It made me wonder what the hell I was doing with my life. Letting you pull me into bed whenever the spirit moved you.",You liked it too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45085,"Me seduce you? Honey, you're the one who took your clothes off. I just came over to remind you that you never know what else might be in the water.",Somehow I feel safer in here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45086,This fork is filthy.,"The fork is the least of your worries, Claude.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45087,First wedding anniversary - what do you call it?,I don't know. Paper. Is it? Paper? I don't remember.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45088,The windows don't open.,Entry through the doors or vents triggers instant alarm.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45089,"No, just give you a splitting headache.",Well it's not working.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45090,I think the worst is over.,"It can always get worse. You can't change what's out there, only where you're coming from. You got to let the Lord take over, in here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45091,I mean. some guys play anyway but they usually get slaughtered.,"Yeah, well I never wanted to get slaughtered much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45092,"Why don't you get out of L.A.? Take a boat to China, take an airplane to Brazil? Earthquakes, death, shit. Why do you stay?","I don't know. Somehow, I just can't leave.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45093,I must be - because your glasses are beginning to steam up.,I never knew it could be like this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45094,"The force in this house is far greater than I anticipated. In one night I recorded cold spots, shifting magnetic fields, the E.U.P. is picking up white sounds everywhere.","That's why we came here, remember?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45095,What've you got against King Westley?,"Nothing much. I just think he's a fake, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45096,"Artie, no records, Artie. What are you gonna do with records? Pay taxes?","Well, I keep layin' out my own fuckin' dough for these trips and nothin' ever comes back. I mean, what hell's goin' on? What are we doin' over here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45097,"Thanks, Beckett. I'm real excited about it. What can I do for you?",I was fired by Wyant Wheeler. I plan to bring a wrongful termination suit against Charles Wheeler and his partners.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45098,Sit down! You're gonna fall out!,Me fall? Let's get some drugs!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45099,So I assume we're regarding this As just a kind of interlude.,"Look, it's too much of a tangle. I already cast my lot. I can't go Back and I can't sneak, feel back Enough as it is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45100,"Sure, you ran away. Aren't you going to congratulate a guy?","Sure. I wish you all the luck in the world, pal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45101,"Just a walk, for Chrissakes.","Boy, we sure do have a lot of filthy small-minded people around here. Wait a minute, I'll get my diaphragm and be right with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45102,I didn't eat any pizza.,"I told you, he's got diabetes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45103,You can't be serious. It would not be good to become another husband out of a Moliere farce.,The comedy of my marriage is sufficiently well known already.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45104,"Martin, damnit, what are you up to? Let go of me!","Of course you'll give me the blame again. Like back then. Just a tiny cut and he could still be alive today - isn't that right, Ellen?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45105,"Oh, is he bald and amorphous?","No, he's the dad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45106,I'm afraid you're blocking my view.,Sorry. Which view would you like?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45107,"Zach, how old are you, son ?",I am thirty two.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45108,"But, General, we're on our toes. We haven't agreed to anything for years. Inffact, a a lot of people say we never will.","But if they suddenly opened up and gave us the inspection we want, we'd agree, wouldn't we?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45109,It's gonna be hot today.,"Good! Leave me alone when I'm sleeping. I'm gonna get a lock on my door, to keep ya ass outta here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45110,"Darryl, that's my husband, he says he's not ready. He's still too much of a kid himself. He prides himself on being infantile.",He's got a lot to be proud of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45111,Those are five hundred dollar chips.,Did you give me five-hundred dollar chips because I'm black?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45112,Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?,Is it about my teeth?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45113,"And the slots, slots I'm good at too. Wouldn't that be fun?",We'll have more fun in Detroit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45114,I fell out of my bed last night.,You slept too near where you got in?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45115,"He's a little spoiled, but I know he does.","Well, shame on him if he doesn't.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45116,"This is where the stories are. You are going to become friends with these people. You are going to party with them. You are going to hang out with them on weekends. When they go to prom, you are going to be in their same damn limo!","Gus I, the popular kids and I, we just don't- I mean, I don't think I can do this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45117,"I'm not in the mood. Even when they're off work, they follow orders.","Well, you just sit here and be a party-pooper.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45118,"Yeah, she's the girl who drove the bus in ""Speed."" She's cute.",She's adorable. But I had to end it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45119,Being a cop has such a warm effect on people.,That's my ex. He's an asshole. In case you couldn't tell. I think he's been following me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45120,We're going to draw blood.,Why are we going to do that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45121,"You loved her, didn't you. Well, so did I. You'll have to admit she had four husbands.","Yeah, it took her a while to grow up and find Mr. Right, but she did it. She found him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45122,"God, you really have a problem, don't you? How can it hurt you to read? I mean isn't that what this is all about? Expressing yourself?","Yaa, I'm a dead poet!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45123,OK. Lets pay this bill and get up very slowly. It's going to be a long walk.,Do they pay you to screw that bear?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45124,You're too small to be Bogart.,I'm not too short to be Cagney.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45125,"A patio chair comes flying through a glass door. The young girl in the movie tears off running, SCREAMING, flying through the room.","The crowd is really with the movie. Some even talk to the screen. ""You dumb bitch. Get out of the house."" etc.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45126,"Well Dorothy, why don't you hand me that chili there.",Tonight turned out to be pretty interesting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45127,"I was just on my way to your ladyfriend's, but I guess she found you.",Yeah. Sorry I barked at you last night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45128,And some people need their medication tweaked.,I'm not joking boy. Don't feed it. It'll only make it hungrier.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45129,"Geoffrey, you do so love putting on a disguise.",I do so love you. What do you smell of?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45130,"We must do this sacred thing, Mary Robert.",Of course! We must do it! It's the will of God! What is it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45131,They don't serve wine here.,What kind of restaurant doesn't serve wine?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45132,You can see so many here.,Don't then have stars where you come from?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45133,"I just want to have something that's mine, you know ? It's like living off of their money is fun and all. There are certain materialistic needs that I have that can only be satisfied with that extra little scratch.","Like what, a Porsche ? A Ferrari ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45134,"Kathryn, you know I love you. I've always loved you.",Not anymore you don't. It's obvious.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45135,"Listen, Jesse, we've got a problem. It's Cole.",He's been full of vinegar lately.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45136,"We had the same rule at Sun City, but it was impossible to check.","This isn't South Africa. We'd know, because someone would report it. Believe me, someone always does.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45137,She had white shoes.,So does Grandma. So does Shaquille O'Neal. You told me you had a hysterectomy and he ran off with your nurse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45138,"That's funny, I was just wondering what I was gonna break of yours to get it away from you.","I'm just explaining to you what I'm doing here. Case you think I come to rob the place, rip off any of this dusty old shit the man has.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45139,How can we go on living here if we blanket the town with smoke?,Can we go on living here otherwise?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45140,You're here early today.,We're getting out of the ground today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45141,This is definitely better.,You think so? You don't think that this might not be a little dry?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45142,These new personality corrections I've been reading about.,You worried about the cost?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45143,They're sayin' that nobody's gonna talk to you cuz they don't give away one of their own. But they did say there's somebody way across the Little Walking River who wants to talk to you.,He sent me to find ya. He says he's got information.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45144,"I'm sorry, Jack, but I can't shoot you.","You just did, for Christ sake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45145,"Joe, you want me to shoot him for you?","Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45146,"I got no idea of love. And neither have you. I mean, neither one of us would know what it was if we saw it coming down the street.","I'd know it, Eddie. I'd know. For God's sakes, what are you trying to do to me? I love you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45147,"You know, you're a very attractive girl.","My goodness, you're embarrassing me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45148,"I will melt that gold and pour it down your throat, old man!",He sees betrayal everywhere. He will attack us so long as he is conscious.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45149,Don't worry about me getting in. Just tell me where it is.,It's on West Broadway.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45150,I think he's still alive. He's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?,"I dunno, but I don't think we need him. Dump him at the lights.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45151,"Charlie, how are you?",I'm fine Peggy Sue. And how are you? Are we talking on the phone? Are we pen pals?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45152,Can you imagine that brain in this body?,I'm getting excited just thinking about it. What if he's not there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45153,"Oh, you children, you happy children. You've quarreled and now you're going to be friends again. And that is as it should be. Never let any stupid misunderstandings come between you.",But it was really my fault.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45154,"What it's going to say on the Jacobi film can is the same as it says on the Leeds' film can: Gateway Lab, St. Louis, Missouri.",Is there a label on the Jacobi can that says what lab processed it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45155,"By the way, I left some trash in your locker.",I'll take care of it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45156,It's a jungle out there.,That's been said before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45157,"I said I don't intend to fire her. I just want to ask her to keep her boy friends away from my home and hearth, that's all.","Well, that's very reasonable. Howe I hate to bring it up, but she's got an awful toothache, we've got to carry her to the dentist.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45158,I just came back from Phoenix.,"Oh, yeah? Is the frame holding?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45159,"Hello, I'm here about the ad.","Please, have a seat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45160,"Sorry, Doolittle. I've forgotten so much since I've been in here. So much.","What should we do, sir? The time is running out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45161,"Trust me, James, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the triggerman.",Does she want to hear it was one of her professors?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45162,It must be oxygenated if we can hear him.,"Yeah, let's hope he can find a way through.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45163,"Well, I think it's getting late. Good night, Ninotchka.",Thank you for a wonderful dinner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45164,"You have some very primitive ideas, don't you?","All right, so I'm primitive. So what d'you want with me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45165,New York is filled with creatures. Everywhere. And lots of stations are closed.,"They're like demons, Jez.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45166,Why do we have to get up and eat with you this early?,I just thought it would be nice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45167,You're an extraordinary man.,I assure you I feel a very ordinary man at this moment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45168,"Erica. So do you think you and I are alike, Erica?",Deep down. Way down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45169,"Your mom was real quick to show you those pictures, wasn't she? Well, she was nineteen when she got pregnant and don't get me wrong, you're the best thing in my life, but she knew I wasn't ready for no marriage.",So now you're saying my mother trapped you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45170,"You need me, Selena. I'm the only one who can save you from a terrible fate.",I need you like an Eskimo needs a lawnmower. Now burn rubber.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45171,"We're supposed to have gold-trimmed padded seats, now they're telling me that there was a mistake and we can't have padded.",What kind of seats can we have?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45172,It's time for drastic remedies.,It was time for that a couple days ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45173,Hey there's your Dad and Shelly.,"Ssshhhhh, I don't want them to see me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45174,George is going to open a shop.,No kidding? Your own shop?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45175,"Jason, are we doing Episode 31 or not?","It's a rough plan, Guy! What does it matter if we're doing episode 31 or not?!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45176,"It's amazing that your sweet, lovely, gorgeous wife can ever get to see you.",Oooh! That has the earmarks!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45177,"You kids. Now Birdie, I want you to have a cookie and then run along home.","But Mom, the video's not over.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45178,Gee thanks. Now I don't have to find that bridge to jump off.,We had to see what your deal was. I'm just a little superstitious.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45179,I think you need your balls reattached.,"Keep it down, dude.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45180,"Captain, the coffee machine is jammed and I don't like it.",Have you tried it with a little cinnamon?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45181,"All right, deputies, take care, don't let your meat loaf.",Don't worry the real men are in charge now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45182,"All right, you dead people! Come on out, or we'll break down this door and drag you out on the ropes you hanged yourself with!",Shhhh. They didn't commit suicide.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45183,"Joey, relax. You're taking this the wrong way. Why don't you sit down and have a drink?","Excuse me, I'm talking to my sister in-law.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45184,"That's how it is with sidewalks. People come, people go, and they all drop shit on the ground. As soon as you clean up one spot and move on to the next, the first spot is dirty again.","I just do what you tell me, Auggie. You tell me to sweep, so I sweep.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45185,"I know. Daddy's gonna get the Rainman suite. Vegas, baby. We're going to Vegas!",Vegas! You think we'll get there by midnight?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45186,Of course not. I fight monsters all the time.,"I'd love to be macho, but this is a pants wetter from all angles.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45187,You look terrible. Have you had an accident?,I was here this afternoon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45188,"Oh, I'm awful tired. I couldn't go through another day like this.","Well, maybe you think I could!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45189,You must be Eddy. JD's son.,"Yup, you must be Harry? Sorry, I didn't know your father.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45190,What is that? A pencil that writes in ink?,It was Marty's turn to be confused. Huh?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45191,Do you own a video camera?,No. Fred hates them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45192,"Just one question. Since Dr. Argon no longer has feeling below his waist, how is it that you're still able to do your job?",I could have you fired right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45193,"It would be too much for him. So please let him think as he does, that you're home just to see him.","Thanks a lot, Mom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45194,Fine. This University will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities.,But why? The students love us!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45195,So I don't shop.,"'Cause you're always out, arresting people. Making trouble. I don't know why I went out with you in the first place, it was embarrassing! I couldn't hold my head up, I used to tell people you were a security guard!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45196,"Listen, I could make you a long list of complaints about this fucken city but I still rather be here than up there.",What if you change your mind?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45197,To know about it? It was a kill squad. Black on black. Closed down two years ago. Nobody wants to know about Treadstone. Not around here. You better take this back to Marty and make sure he knows what you're doing.,"He does. I've been down to the archives. I have the files, Ward.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45198,"I've been moved around all my life; Dallas, Baton Rouge, Vegas, Sherwood Ohio, there's always a 7-11. Any town, any time, I can pop a Ham and Cheese in the microwave and feast on a Big Wheel. Keeps me sane.",Really? That thing in the caf today was pretty severe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45199,I can whack people. I'm hell at whacking.,Whacking is not of much use on a farm.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45200,John and Nurse Gates are waiting for you.,"Oh, right. I'm ready. How do I look?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45201,"Just promise me you'll be OK, OK?",I will. And you make sure you take care of yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45202,"Her plan is obvious, plain as day. She's going on a hunger strike. The question is, how do we foil her?","She's just nervous and worried. And you would be, too, if you had no job and no place to go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45203,"Lydia liked me, you see. That was the strange part of it. In fact, now that I'm no longer a threat, we're very good friends.",Then why did she object to you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45204,"Our next move? I'll say one thing, Louise. This is some vacation. I sure am having a good time. This is real fun.","If you weren't so concerned with having a good time, we wouldn't be here right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45205,Your husband is dead?,He's gone to a better place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45206,"You look a little scrawny, but it's worth a shot.",I can't just walk in and take my clothes off. It's embarrasskin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45207,"The table's fine if it had some cholesterol on it. Two sausages, six bacon strips, fries, three eggs over easy and coffee.","You're gonna die soon with that diet, you know that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45208,I can't move to tidy.,It's what the maids are for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45209,This isn't a joke. Your parents spend a lot of money to send you here. I'm trying to help you.,"Don't be insecure, Doc. You're a big help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45210,Where's the hose? We can set up.,In back of the garage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45211,Why are you creeping around Delia's bedroom?,We were trying to scare your mother.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45212,What's that got to do with the radiator hose?,"I don't know, but ""it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through."" Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45213,I'm trying to think of where there's a place to have a drink around here.,Isn't there one in the Taft Hotel?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45214,I'm going to miss you.,That's what you said the other night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45215,I love this hotel. I stay here every time I visit my parents.,How come you don't stay with them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45216,You're an actor. Find the Zen in the role.,It's definitely a step back for me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45217,"Hi there, Snyder. Things a little slow down at the Bunco Department tonight, eh? Somebody lose the dominoes?","You scored blood money today, Hooker. You need a friend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45218,"How do you say ""Come here, baby. I'm horny."" I can use that now.",Don't even try it. You offend a woman out here you're in serious trouble.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45219,Just 'cause you went to Catholic school and wore a uniform.,I only went for my last two years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45220,Sensor records show a solar probe was launched from the observatory a few moments ago.,The star's going to collapse in a matter of minutes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45221,Stacy! I've got water in my ears. Do you have any Q-Tips?,"God, I don't think so. Better look in the house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45222,We can cut that out later. Apollo Creed says he'll let you stay three rounds before he puts you away.,Apollo's a great fighter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45223,"If Max doesn't like what you have to say, you'll be wearing that shroud indefinitely.",I'm willing to take the chance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45224,Try a fireman. Less to take off.,I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45225,So Ed. What did you do before you became a bounty hunter?,I was a musician.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45226,Are you trained in the ways of the desert?,"No, but many consider my training valuable.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45227,You want me to bring the VCR over here so we can watch this?,"I might be leaving early to go out with Caitlin, in which case you'll have to close the store tonight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45228,Projecting joy is not my job.,Fine. Sorry I brought it up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45229,Did you hear that? He'll announce us at once! I've as good as got my brain!,I can fairly hear my heart beating!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45230,"Why don't you just go outdoors, mister? Cool off.","Cool off, huh? How's this for cooling off?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45231,What if I told Frank that you opened me?,"That wouldn't be too good, would it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45232,How old are you?,That's no secret. I'm five.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45233,"Length, 22 feet, 8 inches.","Come on, let's check the bite radius.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45234,I didn't want to bother you during your racquetball game.,Thanks. Who are you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45235,Yeah. Turns out they dropped straight out of hyperspace.,"Curious thing is, the mass detector says they're too small to carry a deep-space drive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45236,You'd cosmetically alter Simone to look like me?,"No, of course not, you're right. That would be crazy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45237,"Let's hope, because we're sure as hell not going to do any damage to them with what we have here.",What about our grenades?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45238,"Buck, when I told you to give them right up to the top, you said we couldn't insult a general officer by asking him to pass a test to see if he's a psycho.","It was a honest mistake, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45239,Let's say grace and pray that we have the strength to understand the terrible tragedies of the last few days.,"Amen to that. It's been a crazy day, hasn't it?!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45240,Let's talk about the work that you care so much about.,Sure. Where would you like to start?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45241,Pictures like this don't show up on television!,Sure they do. The camera can pick this up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45242,I am Raymond. Thank you for allowing us to stay here.,"No problem, man. Hey, you wanna hit?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45243,Jeanne's been badly injured! She jumped from the top of a tower into a frozen moat!,It's a miracle she's not dead!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45244,"Vivian, may I point out five more nights at three hundred a night is only 1,500.",But you want days too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45245,I've given up angles for awhile. I just want to solve this thing.,"The Nite Owl was solved, Lieutenant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45246,"Because my son is here. And his father is here. As a mother, I don't want my child to be separated from his father.","Mrs. Kramer, can you tell the court why you are asking for custody?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45247,"You don't call, you don't write.",This was my first excuse to get away. I can't exactly use my cell phone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45248,"I got this cousin. He's a real doofus, but he claims he can become invisible.",Have you ever seen him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45249,"My guess is there isn't enough detail in the photo to get an idea of the design on the ring, but we should do a blowup of this anyway.","May I see the magnifying glass, Agent Desmond? There doesn't seem to be enough detail in the photo to ascertain the design on the ring.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45250,"A million years behind us. Jor-El, he's only a baby.",Their atmosphere will sustain him. He will look like one of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45251,That is one ugly sunrise.,It really is. Did you find anything?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45252,That's bullshit. That's a white man's book. Ain't all these white man's books?,They sure ain't no black man's books in here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45253,"Yes, of course it is. You know you have a line here. Not a wrinkle. Actually, more of a dimple. I've been thinking of incorporating something like that in Simone.",You'd cosmetically alter Simone to look like me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45254,"I love you so much, Leon.","I love you too, and I don't want to lose you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45255,I told them we invaded England.,"Hey, baby, that's good! How'd we come out?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45256,You have no feelings for your niece?,She was born after they put me away. How can I have feelings?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45257,"You know, four years ago, I was a split end at Kentucky State.",We were nationally ranked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45258,"The architecture exhibit! My friend Tucker is going to be here. He's an architect, too. You guys will have tons to talk about.",I know he's around here someplace.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45259,Seems you were the last to see Carlton alive. And the last to see Gregory alive.,What makes you think I was the last one?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45260,"I went to a Turkish bath, who cares? The show was a flop. What difference does it make?","It makes a great deal of difference. That's fraud. If they found out, you could go to prison.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45261,King - King Westley was in it.,Oh. Is that how you met him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45262,I don't find your language that charming.,"It's direct, anyway, which seems to be difficult for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45263,You mean Inner Space is endless?,"Everything can be divided in half, no matter how minute.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45264,Ok. For another $5.00 a special on the packs.,"No, all we got is $40.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45265,I can't believe Jim Hopper walked into an ambush.,"I don't believe he did, Sir. I couldn't find a single track. Just doesn't make sense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45266,I didn't sleep. They're giving me less and less air time. They don't think I'm at all anchor material.,"If we don't get to their camp soon, we won't be able to tape the supplies coming in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45267,I guess you'll be dismantling Russian tanks soon.,You mean Afghanistan? It won't require my attention. What I'm doing here is far more interesting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45268,"Boy, those guys in the French Resistance were really brave, you know? Got to listen to Maurice Chevalier sing so much.","M'm, I don't know, sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45269,We got time off for good behavior.,There are two things I will not put up with during working hours. One is liquor - and the other one is men.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45270,Tommy! The guy's a sleaze-bag. She can't sing.,"I don't think she can sing, either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45271,"Must get lonely, living out here all by yourself.","I always say if you can't enjoy your own company, you're not fit company for anyone else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45272,You were ringing the doorbell!,I told you not to interfere with any of the events of this time! Nobody's supposed to see you here! What if I was a mailman? Or a salesman?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45273,"We're just closing, friend.","Oh, happy days! I wish I was doing well enough to turn away business! More power to ya, brother! The public be damned!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45274,DADDY IS COMING FOR US.,CAN THEY GET IN HERE?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45275,"I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!","Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer! Prove it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45276,"Excuse me, Milady. I would have flown over and carried you up to a pink cloud, but I left my cape at the cleaners.","Thanks tough guy, thanks a lot. Why was the guard chasing you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45277,Because the lights are all out.,I told them to be here by nine. Its not 9:30 yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45278,"Well, I've been trusting you all this time, haven't I? We agreed on ten percent of what you bring in and that's what you gonna get.",And a hundred thousand if I go to jail.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45279,"You don't want the rag to touch the booze, that way you can hold it awhile and ensure it explodes when you throw it.",You sure? I thought the rag had to touch?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45280,I hate the environment.,"Dude, how can you hate the environment?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45281,I did the prep questions for this lab last night. You can copy my answers if you need to.,"Oh, I couldn't copy your work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45282,I just want to go on record as saying this is a bad idea.,"Duly noted. Now, shut up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45283,I see you read the book.,"Yes, I do retain reading skills. Shock.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45284,Let's eat our cake.,Yeah. Let's dig in!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45285,"So you figure you're still my manager, huh?","I'm a businessman, kid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45286,"Oh man, you got leutefisk in your hair.",Then it must be Wednesday.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45287,I'm canceling the mixer. We'll blacklist Sigma Chi.,"Thank you, Serena, but I don't think it'll do any good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45288,"Look, there was probably a trampoline on the roof somewhere and this joker just took a big bounce.",Why would he do that? How would he know I was going to suddenly slip.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45289,It's been too long.,"Life is too long. Except when we have our friends. Look at you! You're still a boy! Sit, sit! I'll open a bottle of wine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45290,"Still, it must be kinda rough.","It's not bad, but it's bad enough. It's a lot worse for my father. I used to know a kid who lived there and who had the biggest tongue in the world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45291,"What're you gonna do, waste your talent? Why not use it to make something worthwhile. You can do that, you know?","Yeah, if I don't make too big an ass of myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45292,"I'm standing next to Kayleigh, my hands are over her ears.",Are you hurting her?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45293,"You are never, never to touch my guns! Do you understand!?","Yes, General. But if you have to shoot somebody, you can't.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45294,Doesn't it seem odd to you that five different waterfront locals were broken into last night and the only articles removed were financial records?,"What do you mean, odd? We was robbed like I told you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45295,"If this was my office, I wouldn't keep that closed.",I don't spend much time looking out the window. I'll call you a taxi.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45296,Althea hasn't told you?,"We've been talking about her, mostly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45297,I've been in the same class with Stacy for years but we weren't tight or anything.,Had either of them broken up with someone recently? Hurt someone?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45298,There's one steel gate as you go in but they never lock it.,"What do you mean, never? Well what have they got it for, then?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45299,Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?,I am always receptive to suggestions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45300,And we're just talking about three- dimensional creatures. What if it's five or six or seven-dimensional? So dimensional that we couldn't even see it to kill it.,"Good point. I don't know what you're talking about, but good point.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45301,That's how it is. You see her approaching you toss out installment one.,I'm tying it up in a bundle now. Where is she?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45302,Impressive. This is bigger than our whole house.,"Most places are, Jimmy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45303,"See, no one's here. Maybe you want to go to the basement?",Maybe we can just watch some TV.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45304,"Jazz, let's face it, it's just an insolent noise.",I feel like he's here. Horrible. Like the old bastard is here right now! That's brilliant! How do you know him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45305,"Are you shy, Mr. Booker?","Just polite. Well, maybe you'd like to try riding again, some time before you go home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45306,I do not know how to undress a man.,"It is strange to me, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45307,"Look, I can't cry with a faker present.",Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45308,"You see, no bomb. Now stay away before I throw you both in jail for obstruction.",Throw us in jail? I'm about to bust you right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45309,"Hey, I know how to have a burger by myself. I feel like a little solitude.",I sure know that feeling. Terrific work today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45310,I'll be glad to avoid the crush.,I enjoy crushing into you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45311,I had to go look for this coupon.,The one you bought at school.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45312,"Be careful, you don't want to puncture the suit.",Don't worry about me. Where are we going?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45313,Do you love Drew?,You mean like you loved Mom?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45314,Get the hose! We've got to force more water through the gills and oxygenate him!,I knew it; it's my fault. We moved it too soon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45315,"Hey, cool tiger. Looks proud.","Yeah, I swiped it from Ms. Rancick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45316,"The night I left your house, I was lost. I was looking for directions.",And you just happened to run into her. Great. What's she do? She work?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45317,"Thanks, but I was enjoying that dependency.","Good, because you've got a new one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45318,"Yes, Luis is a despicable twit. I hate him.","No, you idiot. I said ""Is it a receptacle tip?"" Not, is Luis a despicable twit. Is it a receptacle tip? Get off me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45319,You don't have to hunt to do it.,"Really? What are we supposed to do, then? Starve ourselves because we fee on others in order to live? What about that scumbag you just let off the hook? A nothing. A drug-dealer. How do you justify saving people like that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45320,"It's a rave! Boy, if I ever fake my death, they'll really miss me.",It's working for Elvis.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45321,I'm so close I can feel it.,Me too. I'm almost there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45322,You could've killed us.,It was the fugitive in the Chrysler that caused this. We were trying to overtake him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45323,We're going to tell them what we've found. What we've learned. Turn over a body infected with the gestating organism.,In hope of what? Learning that it's true?! That we are nothing more than digestives for the creation of a new race of alien lifeforms?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45324,I want you to hang up the suit. And I want you to stay away from Vicki.,I can't do that. Not while the Joker's still at large.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45325,"Really. OK, Dad. But seriously, Anthony. These are fast shoes.","You've never had a pair of fast shoes in your life, Dignan. In fifth grade Dignan used to wear cowboy boots for P.E.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45326,Maybe we shouldn't fight at all. Fighting is pretty immature.,It certainly is. I agree with you completely.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45327,"Well, I assume you let him kiss you?",Well yeah. Of course. Everyone kisses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45328,"Let me tell you a few things about you Dad, okay? He's very very very clever, very very brave, and he loves you ever very much.",He loves you too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45329,"Paul, this is positively the best Misery you've ever written.",I think you're right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45330,My mom taught me when I was little. Did you ever hear of the dream master?,Sounds like a game show host to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45331,"Air miles, you know. I mean, you know what that does to my stomach?","If you must know, it's a hectic time for Tony. The Grammys are tonight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45332,"Four. Wow. What a big boy. I love you, Sean.","I love you, too! I love you daddy. Love ya, dad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45333,"Oh, so I'm the bad guy now?",He was just doing his job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45334,"Eat up, Book. What's the matter with your appetite?",Guess I'm not used to so much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45335,"It's no big deal, right?","Right. But when you deflower a girl, that's it. You did it. You were the one. No one else can ever do it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45336,Don't be sorry. Just run over there and get me my pop before I die of thirst.,"Yeah, sure. You got change?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45337,"God, you scared me.",Is something wrong? What's happened to your face?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45338,You have cockroaches dancing on tables and you tell me the cellar is empty? Did they drink my whiskey?,No. We have no way of finding other stock but I have money for you from the guests.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45339,Can we light the candles now? On the cake?,Yes. We will light the candles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45340,Hi. You're here for the sex talk?,Well. I like a man who gets to the point.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45341,"Rose, this is Waski. His real name is Warren but we call him Waski. He doesn't like it much and I suppose someday we'll have to stop calling him that.",You can stop it right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45342,They don't have a lot of moving parts.,Only one I can think of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45343,They don't have your winning personality.,"Sure thing. I don't have to know what I'm doing, long as you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45344,He's a fucking Martian?!,"A Martian is from Mars, Trevor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45345,It's going to go bigger than that. Could you stare someone straight in the face and lie about it?,"I'll worry about that when it happens and if it happens, and it's not gonna happen!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45346,How am I going to conduct an interview if I can't ask him any questions?,It's the best you're gonna get. I'm sorry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45347,"You can ask any price you want, but you must give me those letters.",I went through all that with your husband. It's no deal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45348,You'd think on a ship this size there'd be something left to eat.,After fifty years there ain't nothin' left but shoe leather.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45349,I bit his jugular vein. Now will you shut up and get up here???,"Sure! Sure, I'm on my way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45350,"Well, then you know what I'm talking about. Anyway, here's the story. I scored with these two chicks. True story.",You scored with two chicks?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45351,Here's the order for the plows. We got a good price on them.,That's fine. Thanks. I'll look 'em over later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45352,We had a flight of F16's play tag with the spaceship over Michigan for an hour. Then it shot straight up and disappeared.,Was there visual contact?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45353,"Think again, that's government property. You have to sign for everything. I've got one more that wasn't on your list.",From the Beastie Boys collection?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45354,"Yeah, your fee. I had to figure that out, since there wasn't no note.","Only this isn't a bail bond, Max.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45355,"Primarily. Although I gather you two staged a little raid on the Crabtree pharmacopoeia. You missed a few bottles, by the way.",I'm sure. Where is everyone?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45356,"Thanks you, Knights Who Say Ni! You are fair and just. We will return with a shrubbery.",One that looks nice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45357,"Come on, we can be like Eichmann. He studied Torah. He hated Jews.",Is it like Eichmann? Are we goofing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45358,Can I be anyone I want?,You can be John Malkovich.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45359,Make me an offer.,"I don't know, 14,000 a kilo?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45360,"You was to sell your job, maybe this Lucas War Hero would give you a price.",I'll give you fifty cents.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45361,I guess what I'm trying to say is what the hell kind of person is this Dignan?,What do you mean what kind of person? He's a good person.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45362,"Please, let us go, we won't tell anybody.","Aw, honey you know I can't do that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45363,"Hey, who warned you that they were coming up to the room?",If they had taken us by surprise they would have gotten the tapes back. That would have left us with nothing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45364,"A year-and-a-half later, we were both in Hawaii for the Pro Bowl. Now I've always hit a wall at 18 months. Every serious girlfriend lasts 18 months. It's like --ka- boom. The curse of 18 months.","That's when you need to cement, and define define define.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45365,"You can't go back to find your home. Your home is in your heart, in the future that you make for yourself.",And this is my future. This is who I am!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45366,I need a receipt. Sign your name across the flap.,Open it and count it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45367,Mrs. Simmons owns the trailer and she lives in town. Teresa rented it about a month ago.,Did she have someone with her?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45368,There's no smoking or drinking on the school grounds.,I won't light the cigars - how about that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45369,I am going to church.,I understand of course. It is to be expected.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45370,"Is it going to be all-out war, like last time?",Until the old man tells me different.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45371,The children want me. They're calling me. They need me.,Nell. You will come here now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45372,"C'mon, guys! Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.",But what if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45373,Are ya closed to the General Public or to just everybody.,"Hey, the rink is empty 'cause we're closed -- ya ain't allowed in here so do me a favor an' not stay here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45374,"Scottie, what are you doing?",I'm trying to buy you a suit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45375,Fast work. You just moved here.,You could say he kind of dropped out of the sky and bang-. I think he felt it too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45376,"Yes, I'm Doctor Venkman.","Exactly what are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkman?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45377,Alright. I didn't see you here.,I don't know whether I saw you or not.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45378,"Watch out, you're on my hair!",Sorry. Move your hand to the left. There you go. Gorgeous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45379,What makes you think I'd go for that bet? That's a seventy thousand dollar car.,Because I'm the only person you can't control and it kills you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45380,"My birthright? You mean, like a trust fund?","I had a trust fund my great- grandfather, or maybe it was an inheritance, 'cause he's dead, and I spent it on shoes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45381,"Well, for starters, we're going to honeymoon in Boca for a week. And then, when we get back, Morty's been talking about taking a stable, good paying job as a consultant for the JDL.","Well, I couldn't be happier for the both of you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45382,"A Jedi's power is measured by the amount of the Force that is stored within him, and I have little of the Force left in me.",How can you store an energy field within you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45383,"Mom, Michael won't talk to me.",Shouldn't he be at home?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45384,"The problem is you don't allow your children to think for themselves. You try to raise them in a protective bubble, and then when they finally get old enough, they realize they've been lied to, and they resent you for it.","Yeah, God, no wonder your country is so fucked up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45385,We're going to get in by studying Imperial procedures? I don't like it.,"All right then, we'll use your plan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45386,"Tom, let's spend the night here.",There's no motels around here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45387,Going on right here. It's a big night.,It's just a run-of-the-mill Monday. The calendar's loaded with them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45388,"There are plenty of girls who would give thousands of dollars to have your auburn hair. Beauty is beauty and that's all there is to it. Beauty is there and we have to recognize it. Now Rose, the little girl sitting across from you with the blue eyes is Doll Baby. She looks like an angel and she is an angel, but she can be a naughty angel sometimes, although her father won't believe it. Her real name is Frances, but we call her Dolly or Doll.","I don't like that, either, it's worse than Waski. I want to be called Fran.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45389,"Come on, Sherm. You're my cousin. Do this for me. I'm begging you.","I can't do it, Louis. It isn't ethical. I could lose my license.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45390,Your muscles have atrophied. We're rebuilding them.,Why do my eyes hurt?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45391,Cops aren't allowed inside the temple.,Really? You've never been inside?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45392,Yeah but please don't do that: everyone would be looking at me.,"It's a free country, we can look at you if we want to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45393,Dmitri didn't want the money?,"No, he just wanted to know you were happy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45394,"And each contestant gets one of these. An ""I tried to screw a network executive"" tee-shirt.","A hundred per cent cotton. Okay, here we go, Andy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45395,"Well whatever it is, could you get your man to turn the TV down?","You ask him if you like, but I would leave him to it if I was you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45396,Max offered to stake me.,"Yeah, well Max offers a lot of things. And I got news for you. He's not the sweet old man you think he is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45397,That reminds me of a film I saw once of a guy who got out of his car at Lion Country Safari to take a picture of a lion cub and got eaten by the lions.,"Oh yeah, I heard about that. I always thought it was bullshit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45398,"Listen, that was my fault.","I shouldn't have listened to you, I should've followed you right into the ""can"" the way he did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45399,Maybe we better call that psychiatric clinic.,Better call an ambulance first.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45400,"Here's the deal, I'm off to search the soundstage. That's good news.",How is that good news?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45401,"Well, I thought we'd start with pronunciation, if that's okay with you.",Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part. Please.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45402,You want me to write down all your messages?,Who were the ones you didn't write down from?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45403,Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your ears? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy and I taught you self-reliance.,What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for twenty years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45404,This is it. A golden opportunity. Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.,"In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45405,I'm an idiot. I should have played the record first. This place is about to get burned down.,It's gonna be fine. These people are ready for anything.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45406,I didn't know what was going to happen. I was just so worried something was going to happen to you.,"What could happen? I'm the plastic man, remember?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45407,I think I might go inside and sit down for a few minutes.,I'll come with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45408,So this is temporary for you?,Pretty much. One day at a time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45409,"Silent Night is the name of a top secret binary nerve agent. The glass canister is shot into the air and detonated. The black and white chemicals mix, forming a toxic cloud. When it settles down to Earth, it'll kill everything in the vicinity.","Jesus Christ, Gibbons, this is something we came up with?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45410,"I saw one, one time, that said the world was ending the next week. Then in the next week's paper, they said we were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a Koala-fish mutant bird. Crazy shit.","So I'm no more responsible for my own decisions while I'm here at work than, say, the Death Squad soldiers in Bosnia?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45411,"Mary Clarence, I have given you every opportunity. To change. To make a decent life for yourself.",A decent life? Excuse me? As what? A janitor?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45412,"Well that must've been mistaken information we got. Thanks for straightening it out for us. There is one other matter that's come up, Dave. We were told you took a trip to Texas shortly after the assassination of Friday.","Yeah, now that's true. I drove to Houston.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45413,"Maude, please. Don't die. I couldn't bear it. Please, don't die.","But, Harold, we begin to die as soon as we are born. What is so strange about death? It's no surprise. It's part of life. It's change.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45414,"William, I can't indulge these delusions, even when you're in this state.",Listen to me. That's all I ask.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45415,"Yes, he is. He raises corn.",Damn lot of corn raised in Hollywood these days too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45416,"Not exactly. It has organic qualities, but we don't really understand how they're integrated with the mechanical systems.",Maybe you're creating a monster.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45417,"You're really leaving, huh?",You bet. You gonna be staying up here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45418,"Oh, not much. Gates just had his tonsils taken out. The hard way.","Geez, Gates was killed. Who do we send the thank you note to?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45419,I used to be kind of wild. They used to call me the bad boy of bowling.,So you're hoping Buzz can get you re- instated?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45420,Do you have the name I wrote down?,Yes. Dr. H. Delbruck.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45421,We throw the money out of the moving car!,"We can't do that, Dude. That fucks up our plan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45422,I don't think it could let a woman pay for dinner.,Great. They'll have a parade in your honor. You'll be Man of the Year in Seattle Magazine. Tira misu.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45423,"I'll be going. Ellie swallows her drink and starts pouring herself another, as King enters.","Well, if it isn't the groom himself! You're just in time, King.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45424,"He's doing the same thing you did to him, playing Letterman on TV.",It's not Dave. It's a movie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45425,I didn't come here to drink scotch.,"I see. I'm sorry about this, George. I'm not happy about this situation. It's bad. You now know who your Brutus is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45426,"I tell you, it was so wonderful. I felt like a little boy. I saw Paradise, Jezzie.",It's so hard to believe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45427,That's Tony McCoy. He's playing Lieutenant Dick Craig.,Oh really? How much money did he put up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45428,You never asked me if I did or not.,But now you're telling us now you do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45429,Somebody get her a mike? Can we manage that? And a spotlight. What's your name?,Penny. I'd rather not reveal my last name or my age.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45430,"Please understand me. When I say she didn't tell me anything about it, I mean not until a little while ago. She thinks you're entitled to anything you can get.","Oh, she does, huh? Isn't that sweet of her! You don't , I suppose.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45431,"Yeah. And sex is just like, yeah let's have sex.",It's like yeah whatever. But when you fuck. You wanna fuck that person. You're like ripping each other's hair out. Ooooh.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45432,"Evan, stop! You're gonna kill him!",He's a fucking maniac!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45433,"I'm afraid that drink will have to wait, Captain.",Do you have life support?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45434,I want you to turn this into a silver bullet.,"You're not going to let it go, are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45435,"If I knew this was gonna be the surprise, you could've gotten me to burn all my books.","Now don't josh. This is a very big day for you, Paul. Here. You just sit tight, and I'll set everything up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45436,At least he didn't swing with your ride.,"No, but I broke a nail giving him a cranium crack and that just sort of wrecks your day, know what I'm saying?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45437,Nurse Humphries was checking my prostate this morning. I got an erection.,"An erection, huh? Haven't had one of those in a while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45438,I feel I ought to take care of her.,"Well, you'll take care of her. After all, if that doctor's right, I'm going to live for a long time yet. Look, Bruce, this is a debt of honor. I was a very bad husband: Hildy could have got a lot of alimony if she'd wanted to, but she wouldn't take any. She had it coming to her, but she was too independent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45439,"Tell me, what's going to happen when we get to Venice?",Don't worry. Doctor Schneider will be there to meet you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45440,"I'll tell you what, if I'm still alive when it hits five-hundred, I'll let you know and we'll split the money.","If that's the way you feel, why don't we wait until it's up to a thousand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45441,This business is about taking risks.,"Calculated risks. But Boss, this one don't calculate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45442,"That Sword has served me through many an evil time, Ben Harper.","What religion do you profess, Preacher?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45443,When you're hitting you shouldn't think about anything but hitting. But you shouldn't think about it too much. The trick is to use your brain to not use your brain.,But you were pulling your hips last night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45444,It's amazing what Ray here can do with a couple of pounds of potato skins and some molasses.,"So, Blocker, what do you think of our boy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45445,We used to meet here on special occasions. Who would like to convene the meeting?,"""We went to the woods because we wanted to suck all the marrow out of life."" Anybody want to read?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45446,Prince Albert was going to build a bench here. He thought it one of the best views in Osborne.,"It's a fine spot, ma'am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45447,Vitone! Our driver has drunk too much wine.,He's going to kill Fanucci.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45448,It's my graduation gift from Daddy. It cost over a thousand bucks but it's the best.,He bought you that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45449,It's 4:30. We close at five.,We've got our own clock. We'll lock up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45450,"No more deals, Kirsty. It's your flesh we want to experience, not your skill at bargaining.",No deals! Just information. Information. Free of charge. No strings. Just information.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45451,What fucking good are these things? They don't fit. What do I need this for? I'm not paying for this shit.,"Right away I knew he didn't want them. I knew I was going to get stuck for the money. I only bought the damn guns because he wanted them. And now, he didn't want them. I didn't say a thing. Jimmy was so pissed he didn't even say goodbye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45452,So you weren't drunk when you received those alleged obscene phonecalls?,I certainly was not!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45453,What took so long? You were in there all day.,"That's how long it takes to turn a hospital inside out. A lot of people are after you, Jerry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45454,"Well, it's my plan. We're in this together.","Yeah, but it's my money, and I don't need me a partner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45455,Thanks for loading me on the stage. I know now why you did it.,"Like I said, women get in the way sometimes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45456,Does he have to be here in our hair?,"Why, has he bothered you before?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45457,I'm not accepting criticism today. Now don't make me lose count. There's already a half million in this portfolio.,Her husband said there'd be one million eight. So nine hundred to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45458,"We're the guys from Vegas. You had Christy last night, but you let her get away. It's upsetting.",But you didn't tell me!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45459,"I wish you were still working for me, so I could ask you to resign. How're ya fixed for cavalry?",I've gotta five thousand men but no horses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45460,We really think he should be king and wear a crown and everything.,They think I should - They think I should - They think I should - They think I should be king.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45461,"One chance here, Eduardo. Make us believe you got a boss. No boss, it's all on you.",It's a death sentence. I'll never make it to the trial.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45462,Give me the fucking letter.,The last thing I need is you going into my room searching for this while I'm away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45463,Seen you popping up a little bit of everywhere today. You're not planning on staying are you?,"No, sir. I'm not going to be around long if that's what you're worried about.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45464,I like yella teeth.,Makes your breath like garbage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45465,I have to do this. So I can become a nun.,"Initiation. You understand. Later on, we make her wear her underwear on her head.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45466,"Yes, but I can't love a man named Wally.",They found us before. The plan didn't work. I don't know what to do now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45467,I'm turning off the alarm. I'm turning off everything.,Ah! The lady is armed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45468,"We have front row seats for this Theater of Mass Destruction. The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of ten buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, and those buildings will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this because Tyler knows this.",Look what we've accomplised. Thirty seconds.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45469,"Near Death's real popular right now, which includes everything from getting hit by a car, to falling off a high building to plane crashes. It's a big rush, you come out the other side without a heart attack.",I wanna kill my boss.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45470,"Oh, it's so soft.",It's nice isn't it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45471,"The way we figure it, Barbara flies to Boston twice a week. Two bags per flight. Twenty-five pounds in each bag.","You're kidding, right? That's a hundred pounds a week.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45472,You know where the fire extinguisher is.,If the fruit burst into flames I'll be prepared.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45473,"It's called a spinal block, and you can't have it yet, honey. The doctor said you're not dilated enough.",You mean I have to wait for it to get even worse? Why can't they just give it to me now?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45474,"Oh God, that stuff stinks.",Nope. it's new stuff. no smell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45475,What's with the chewing gum?,Makes us look more American.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45476,"We didn't know what to think. You were so weird yesterday, and then this morning, we go to the bank and no bag.",WE NEVER SUSPECTED YOU!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45477,You got a nice crib here.,I do alright. Everybody's happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45478,"LLOYD, where've you been? I've been waiting forever. I'm so embarrassed.",Sorry. Why are you dressed like a Queen!?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45479,"Hey, Amber, y'get my smokes?",That's my mom. I'll get 'em in a sec.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45480,"Ryan, would you rather swim or work?",Can we really help build a house?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45481,I am interested only in the shortest distance between these two points. Must you flirt?,I don't have to but I find it natural.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45482,"Since I've been unfrozen, I've had a rancid taste in my mouth. Do you have a piece of gum?",Do you think she's prettier than I?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45483,"Why do you keep calling me, Jeff? What do you want from me?","I want you back, Fran.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45484,"It beats Dr. Simm's theory. She thinks it's nothing but sex, drugs, and rock & roll.","Shit, that's what keeps people alive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45485,Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.,"There are? Tell up. What are they, wise Sir Bedevere?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45486,"Mr. Treves, it's out of the question. I want to hear as soon as possible what the other hospitals can do. I'm sorry.",I want my man back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45487,That is one speedy mutt.,He's a big one. You don't want to mess with that particular breed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45488,"And besides, Sam Wainwright's away in New York, and you're here in Bedford Falls.",And all's fair in love and war?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45489,I gotta get going. Peter gets the pillowcase out of his bag.,At least let me give you this back. I washed it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45490,Tell me you didn't do a snoop job for a Toon named Roger the Rabbit.,That's what you woke me up for?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45491,"Major, those are my boys out there dying.","Yes, sir. Why don't you stop the fighting, sir?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45492,I've been picked up a couple times. Loan sharking. Racketeering. But I was never convicted. I'm clean.,"Racketeering, that covers a lot of ground, doesn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45493,"Now, that's practically uncut. You could, if you so desire, cut it a helluva lot more.","Don't worry, I'll desire. Boris, could I have some more coffee.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45494,"Dad, we just made a breakthrough in group!","I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were insolent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45495,"I think it's okay, King. They should go off on impact.","Would it matter if they hit at a flat angle? I mean, do you think the deuterium mass might separate from the atomic trigger?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45496,"Well, this is a small town, and it was even smaller then. Most all the babies I delivered were from local families. Richard's parents were just passing through when his mother's time came. I did it right here at the house.",Then you didn't know Richard later on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45497,Wait a second. I'm the one who found out he was mucking around in here in the first place.,We're all grateful for that. Really. Go out the way you came in?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45498,"Well done, Mr. Scott. How soon can we be ready for warp speed?",I'll have to re-energize.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45499,"Red, and I ain't no punk.","You better not be. Cause if a cat toe you down in this town, you better stand up or make tracks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45500,"So, you've got lifeguard papers, or what?","There's a test, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45501,Did I tell you I have the worst sense of humor and I make bad jokes at totally inappropriate times?,"No, but thanks for the warning.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45502,You're sure Mr. Brandon won't mind?,He doesn't even know half the people who come up to drink his liquor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45503,"Oh, don't be silly, Walter. I couldn't walk around in the streets without any clothes. I'd be arrested.","That's what the two policemen said, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45504,"Steve and me, we use a saddle for a pillow and roll up in a tarp.","But you eat, don't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45505,Jam has yet to do an overnight with us.,"I had a nightmare once that something like this might happen. I hope he doesn't get grounded again. If he misses Peter Criss's drum solo, I don't know if he'll be able to handle it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45506,"You seem sad, Spooky.","I'm not sad, no, I owe the Captain my life. It's just you think you want to help prevent crime, but you realize that's too complicated. It's a lot more fun to punish crime. Then after a while, you don't care what's a crime and what's not, what you became a Warrior for. You just want the kicks. The rush.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45507,"After you drop the kids off, take Micheal home. Put a few drinks in him so he'll sleep.",I don't think that's such a good idea.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45508,She thinks someone's trying to kill you.,I couldn't pay someone enough to try to kill me. Sheila comes over to take their orders.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45509,"I'm sorry I've been acting like a jerk. I do appreciate what you've done for me, and I know you've done it for the best possible reasons, and I do love you, even though I act like I don't.","That's okay. You seem pissed off all the time, though.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45510,I've read your interim memo on Lecter. You sure you've left nothing out?,"It's all there, sir, practically verbatim.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45511,"Is this, me and you, like a lawyer- client relationship? The lawyer can't tell nothing he hears?",You're not my client until you get busted and I bond you out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45512,"Well, I'm gonna experiment on you for my anatomy class, then go.","In that case, fine. Want to see my magic trick?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45513,Who's been giving you history lessons? Your bartender?,"Okay, seriously. What about Napoleon, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45514,Everybody's making audition tapes for that Real TV thing.,"Oh, that thing. Yeah. Did you hear about this?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45515,Please. That doesn't make you a nerd. Everyone wore those shoes.,The girls threw them at me in the locker room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45516,"My plan of lying here pissing myself seems to be working mighty fine, thank you.",I can hit those boys from here. We just need a distraction.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45517,Things are getting messy around here. I hear Ezra Johnson got himself killed.,I heard that too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45518,Have you been camping? You could use a scrub.,"I'm clean. Smell me. I always smell good. I don't know why, I just do!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45519,"We weren't expecting to find those remains, of course. They went right off to Washington.",Was there anything in those offices that didn't go to D.C.?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45520,You'll have a corpse on your hands! That what You'll have. I won't eat a thing while I'm on this boat.,"In that event, we won't need so many supplies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45521,I'm going to disappear. I die in a car crash in Taiwan. Very easy to do.,They drive so recklessly there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45522,"Douglas Caddy, the attorney of record, when questioned about his presence in the courtroom, denied he was in the courtroom, ""I'm not here,"" Mr. Caddy said.","Clearly, I am here, but only as an individual, I'm not the attorney of record. Mr. Rafferty has that position. Whatever you want, you'll have to get from him, I have nothing more to say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45523,"You see, Quaid, none of my people could get close to Kuato. The fucking mutants could always sniff us out. So Hauser and I sat down and invented you: the perfect mole.",He's lying. Hauser turned against you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45524,"Well, if things go the way I hope they'll go, this money business will take care of itself. God willing.",An apartment uptown? Downtown?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45525,"Please don't take any notice of this weapon, Major. I love all weapons, and as of late, I've just taken to keeping a loaded weapon nearby at all times.","Sort of like a new hobby, huh, General?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45526,"I'm okay. Look, it's a big house. We needn't disturb each other. I can shoot a pistol! I'll sleep in the stables. I don't care where I sleep. I don't sleep.","Because we're fine here. I don't know what Mary told you about me, but I don't need company, I don't need to be looked at.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45527,Fantastic! Wonderful! But posters are very expensive.,Then get a large cash advance.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45528,I wet my pants! My seat's all wet.,"Hell, don't cry about it!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45529,But that's Simone's part.,"Yes, of course it is. You know you have a line here. Not a wrinkle. Actually, more of a dimple. I've been thinking of incorporating something like that in Simone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45530,"Well, this is going to sound a little crazy.","Oh, I'm sure it will!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45531,I have no control over that. Ronnie and Billy were right there. They'll tell you exactly what happened.,"Well, back home they don't know about fuckin' control. That looks bad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45532,"My God, an actual operating 8-track.","What, you've never seen one before?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45533,Are you telling me my husband is a bigamist???,I'm telling you he's not your husband at all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45534,"Damn it, Nuwanda. You idiot.",I couldn't stop myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45535,I'm glad you let me talk to you. You used to not let me talk to you.,Go away. I am not talking to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45536,But O'Brien doesn't even use that office. The Democrats've moved to Miami. There's nothing there!,It was just a fishing expedition. Apparently it was their fourth attempt at the DNC.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45537,"Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here. The right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it. You understand?",I do understand that. I'll get right on it. And thank you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45538,You're such an incredible woman.,"I couldn't have done it without you, Charles.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45539,What if you can't read what's written on there anymore?,"Well, it still says some animal got laid down here after, don't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45540,"I-I-I mean, I'm comparatively normal for a guy raised in Brooklyn.","Okay, I'm very sorry. My sexual problem! Okay, my sexual problem! Huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45541,"No. I'm not going to the van, it's so gross. Come on. I'm doing my performance right now.","Okay, so maybe later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45542,"Well, as long as you live in this house, young lady, you live by my rules! You should be dating local boys.","Uh-uh! Not a chance! There's nobody in this town doing anything with his life, except what his father did, which is nothing. If I can't have more out of life than that, I'd rather be dead!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45543,"Honey, I'm not worried about you. You are going to be a fantastic mom. Not an issue. I pressed you, remember? Joe, on the other hand, is a different story.","Oh Soph, Joe loves kids. Joe wants kids. Joe thinks he needs kids.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45544,"Okay, he's just a Wilbur then.","We haven't had a Wilbur here in a year or so, have we? We used to have *dozens*!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45545,"Lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share.",You shared it with a dick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45546,They got to have something that we want.,I'm sure they do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45547,"In any case, I don't suppose the salary you make sewing mailbags is really commensurate with international airline travel.","Sewing mailbags? Me? Never did an honest day's work in my life, dear. Wasn't about to start when I was in stir -- not with all that leisure time on my hands.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45548,Because it caught my eye when it was in a higher price bracket in the listings.,"Oh, yes, well, you know, when developers remodel a house they often overestimate their costs at first. It's not like it's been marked down or anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45549,"Mr Rothstein. Mr Rothstein, I'm sorry. We've got some complaints about - about the noise.",I'm just trying to get in my house!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45550,"General, do you realize what happened out there today?",I didn't get killed and everyone else did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45551,I'm sorry. I thought I was to be the light. But why do I confuse you? Am I so strange?,"On the contrary, you're not strange. And that in itself is confusing. I have the same idea about Shangri- La. The sense that I've been here before, that I belong here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45552,"Unless the report from the National Weather Bureau for the district on January 23 goes into the record, I will object to that question.","I will offer that report. Well, then, now that your memory seems to be clearing, can you tell us what else you observed at that time?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45553,"So the way you see it, two crack heads burned themselves up?",That's what it looks like to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45554,"Come on, Marion. Let's face the truth. Nobody's going to publish it.",Of course they will. You just have to be patient. I'm betting on you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45555,Sorry to waste your time.,"Oh, no problems. Don't worry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45556,We'll have to close this hole and make one on the other side.,Be kind of rough on him if there's no blood. Why don't we close up and sit on him a couple of days?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45557,Mantan is an uneducated Negro who always by some stroke of unbelievable stupidity makes his best laid plans go haywire.,And Sleep 'n Eat is his comical sidekick?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45558,I'm cleaning my stove.,You scared the shit out of me. I thought you were killing yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45559,"Congratufuckinglations. That makes you last to go. But don't worry, once the others are dead, it'll come back for you. Always does.","That still doesn't make sense. You said you die in the same order you were originally meant to. But Evan Shaeffer died last in my premonition, not first.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45560,Mr Helpmann. I've changed my mind. I'd like to accept the transfer - am I too late?,Too late? That's for me to say.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45561,It's a lovely garden.,Thank you. It gives me something to do with my spare time. There's a lot of spare time in Bodega Bay. Did you plan on staying long?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45562,"So we've got seventeen new bookings for speaking engagements, my wonderful men.",Terrific. We're all going to be rich and famous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45563,I'm gonna go get eggrolls. Anyone want eggrolls?,What? I can feel you looking at me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45564,All these years you've kept those things buried down here? In our own house?,"Proof he's declawed. As for him, we buried him good and deep.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45565,"Hey, look out, a bee!","Oh, Buddy, I've never had someone be so protective of me!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45566,You've got a hormone deficiency.,How can you tell that from a thermometer!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45567,Is this to like get into Sundance?,"Yeah, well, it's possible they would be interested in it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45568,That is my wife.,Look at all that meat. Isn't she the bitter end!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45569,"Yes, well, I awoke to discover I'd turned into a cat. If you don't do as I say, I'll sink my little fangs into your drumsticks, and suck the marrow straight out of your bones.","At your service, Count.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45570,All that animal fat. I feel it in my pores or something.,I still don't see why we're doing this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45571,That's why I'm quitting. I want to go some place where I can be a woman.,"I know you, Hildy, and I know what it would mean. It would kill you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45572,You know where the chemicals are?,"I used to do it when you were gone, remember? I used to do it a lot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45573,I have cramps. I can't believe I let you talk me into this.,"Come on, we've been double dating since the fourth grade.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45574,Tony's the little boy who lives in my mouth.,Is Tony the one that tells you things?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45575,Do other lawyers at the firm keep pictures of their spouses or fiances on their desks?,Some do. I didn't.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45576,"So, there are rules. Things you do and things you don't do.","I was just telling the woman how I feel, for God's sake.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45577,Let me remind you that because of the unfreezing process you might experience flatulence at moments of extreme relaxation.,"Oh, yes. Thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45578,It's dark down there.,"That's the way it is, man. Cellars are dark.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45579,Show us the manager. He wears a suit.,"They have him in the lobby, go quickly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45580,"Listen, I'm going to make sure Steph and Siena get home safe, and then maybe we'll hook up with you later, okay?","Sure, whatever. Maybe I'll catch a movie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45581,"Hi. I'm Matt Hooper. If your husband is here, I'd like to talk to him.",So would I. Come on in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45582,"If I had, there would have been some evidence. They would have found something at the factory.",I see. So you don't believe anymore that the company covered it up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45583,"Well, you know I'm dear to the subject matter.",And much richer as a result.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45584,"I don't need a doctor, I need a different job.",Maybe another job is the best thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45585,He's dead. They're both dead. You don't understand what is on this ship. This is a being that kills. That's what he does. That's all he does. And he is very good at it.,"Kicker, Sven. Get into the grid and tell me what the hell is going on!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45586,Were the Santa Rosa police at your school today? Are you coming?,"Take it easy, lady. There isn't a bird anywhere in sight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45587,Why? People fart backwards.,Do you think that's funny?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45588,"Sure, son. I went down there and torched the place myself.",You could have had it done. You didn't want us there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45589,Can we order first?,Two crab dinners and pitcher of cold beer. Baked or fries?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45590,"Austin, I'm coming with you.","I'm going it alone this time, Vanessa. I have a follow-up visit with the Evil Doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45591,You really shouldn't eat like that. All that sugar. It's not good for you.,At least I'm a growing person.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45592,Put in the Kevin Costner.,Why don't we save it for later? It's almost time for Letterman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45593,I just pulled a shark tooth the size of a shot glass out of the hull of a wrecked boat out there.,"We towed Ben Gardner's boat in, Larry; he was dead and his boat was all chewed up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45594,Hhhuh. So we decoy her. Stick a couple pillows and one of your teddy bears under the spread and she won't know the difference.,Yeah. Like in Against All Flags. Only they use a couple big hams.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45595,"Hey, doesn't the rabbit even get a last request?","A blindfold, cigarette, noseplugs? Just kidding.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45596,The best way to get to Yankee Stadium is Route 18.,"I don't know what's weirder, the dialing a wrong number part or that Death would set you up nine months in advance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45597,I don't give tours.,You can count on the truth from people who don't like you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45598,"Well, the man of the hour that we all would like to talk to about now has apparently skipped town. And all of a sudden the Smithsonian's ambulence chaser is an expert on missing persons.",I'm calling an attorney.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45599,"I'm not sure how I feel about this, Doris.",You seem to feel fine about it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45600,"Black market art. Zammito got to a few key security guards at the Metropolitan Museum. The Bastaldi's supplied the artists to make copies of famous works. They'd switch the paintings, send the originals to Paris and the Bastaldi's would sell them to private collectors.","We're talking Matisse, Renoir, Monet. We know for sure they replaced Van Gogh's ""Vase with twelve sunflowers"" last week with a copy. It was on loan from the London National Gallery and they're not going to be very happy when they find out about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45601,It's a little complicated. I haven't seen results exactly like these before.,Are you sure? Not even with my father?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45602,The only jobs are picking jobs. Picking apples is truly boring.,There! You said it was boring.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45603,"Let's not jump to conclusions. This egg could belong to any number of reptiles, Dr. Frock.","Come on, Margo. We're on the verge of something huge. Let's consider the possibility, just the three of us, alone in this room. What if John was right. I mean, what if? And he sent back an egg of his monster in the crates. When it got to the museum, it hatched.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45604,"My husband apologises for not joining us. It's not too cold for you, Mr. Penfield?","It's fine, thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45605,Of course he doesn't know our culture - because he cannot think. Tell us why all apes are created equal.,"Some apes, it seems, are more equal than others.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45606,"But only her husband would know that. And the jewelry! Women don't keep all their jewelry in a purse, all tangled, getting scratched and twisted up.",Do they hide it in their husband's clothes?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45607,"Well I guess you can see, never a Dull moment. Maybe you should Stay around to see what happens Next. Who know? You might find a Future here.",Maybe even my destiny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45608,"I liked the dog, for laughs.","But Silvia I did not care for much. His fingers were red from fighting and he spoke like a schoolboy at lessons. Stage love will never be true love while the law of the land has our heroines played by pipsqueak boys in petticoats! Oh, when can we see another?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45609,Laugh it up. You'll cry later.,"You'll cry like a great big, blubbering baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45610,Listen. If that guy lays an egg. I want to get something out of it. I'm getting a Jane Doe ready!,"That's fine, honey. Now, get out!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45611,"Yeah, well I never wanted to get slaughtered much.","Well, most guys don't. I mean that's the point. You all mind if I take my vitamins?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45612,"Bob is real. He's been ""having"" me since I was 12.","The diary was hidden too well. He's the only one who could know where it was. He's getting to know me, now. He's real. He speaks to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45613,My assistant quit today. Okay? He was highly valuable to the project.,"Oh, baby. I'm sorry. Can't you hire somebody else?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45614,"I'll walk you home, you can have my coat.",Then you'll be wet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45615,Has he eaten anything at all?,I'd be more comfortable if he slept in the guestroom.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45616,Countess. I'm really in a dither. She's turned my head.,"Ninety degrees to the left, I hope. How does she feel about you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45617,"Jail, you asshole! Our foot soldiers will blow your brains out! Bunny, Ball-Ball!","I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career! I'll kill your family, your friends, and the bitch you took to the Prom!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45618,I just wanted a little sip.,"I just wanted a little sip? Tell me, James, exactly what point was it that you turned into Serpent Boy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45619,"Age before rank, Jean Luc.",So I'm not as tall as you expected?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45620,Got me off the streets? I live on 59th and Park.,Whatever. You are never to set foot in this house again and you are never and I mean never to see my daughter again. Is that understood?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45621,I read the letter. You read the will. He wants you to keep it. To live in it some day.,"Then maybe this isn't what he wants, but this what he was hoping for. Maybe it's what I want.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45622,"Hey, I thought you weren't a buffet person.",I'm a gracious host.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45623,Do you need some money? Some extra clothes?,"Not a penny, not a stitch. I'm cool, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45624,"It's her fourth time to the altar, you know. Not seven like they said.",I know. Tell me something. Do you think she's going to make it all the way this time?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45625,Of course he's moody. He thinks he's in love.,In love? With who?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45626,We want to dust him. We truly want to dust him bad.,"Oh yes, and certainly _WE_ will!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45627,"Well, I don't think you can get more common than me, Al.","No. Only celebrities now. Now, if you put a mailman on the cover of a magazine he'd better have killed someone or no one will buy it. This one to Dr. Rumpley.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45628,I haven't used anything for two days. I'm trying.,"I'm proud of you, Sam.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45629,"What are you doing here in the trailer court, Deputy?","Maybe I just live here, what do you think about that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45630,She doesn't know what she wants. She's never had a stable life.,"And she sure doesn't have one now, either. She needs to live.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45631,Do we post it on the Net?,There're so many disinformation sites about Gary already. Where he has devil's horns or they crop him in with Saddam Hussein.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45632,I want to stop getting involved with men who aren't good for me.,"Does that start exactly at midnight tomorrow, or could you hold off for a few days maybe?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45633,This is turning to shit. If word gets out of my involvement in this I'll go to prison.,"Listen, we know their names. They don't know the city. You'll find them. You're the FBI.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45634,Where can we go? I can't go back into that zoo.,I'm never going back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45635,"Listen schmuck, why don't you get out of here and let me go to bed!",I didn't finish talking to you!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45636,Make it nine hundred. That was my best week.,Okay. My client pays for it anyway.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45637,"You know, I've been thinking. I could teach Lydia to sew.",Little black party dresses?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45638,"Oh, very good, but very mysterious. He lives in the Emerald City, and that's a long journey from here. Did you bring your broomstick with you?","No, I'm afraid I didn't.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45639,"Dripping? Do you ever eat dripping in this country? The fat from roasts and such, congealed in jars. Used like butter on bread.",Sounds like something you feed the dog.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45640,Throw out all this junk. Burn it! This room crawls with tropical disease.,Everything stays as it is!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45641,Dusty's just bought a huge house in Southampton and he's in the process of decorating it.,"Yeah. It's kind of a weird place, actually. A lotta wall space.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45642,"Couple? No, you got it wrong, there's no couple here. Just two single police officers working a very dangerous case.",Yes. We have lots of big men chasing us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45643,"We don't think so. I mean, we just want the singing when I come out.",Okay great. What will that be?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45644,I want to see the original pictures of Joan Gale.,"Hey, Mattie, dig into the morgue and send up all the art you have on Joan Gale.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45645,"Come on, Charlie. We gotta have a top guy. Otherwise these wars ain't never gonna stop.","As long as ya got one top Boss, somebody else's always gonna be looking to knock him off. And that's war on top of war.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45646,I'm doing great. You ready?,"I am, this is it. B Day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45647,"I'm not worried about you and Cory or Cory and me or even that you're irreversibly screwed up. But, Maggie, you've been like this since we were kids. And I think now that you are aware of it and that it hurts people's feelings, maybe it's time to move on with your life and commit to someone of your own, like Bob, if he's the one.",I think you're right. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45648,Wait just a second there. You sent him here. You unearthed this pestilence.,You're calling me a pestilence? That's a hoot!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45649,Seventy-seventh and First Avenue has so many holes already we didn't think anyone would notice.,"Keep that up, mister, and I'll find you in contempt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45650,"But you could get killed, right?","Hey, you could get killed crossing the street.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45651,All my life I've worked to unlock the power of the unconscious mind. Well this is it. This is power!,You sure it's not just 'coz you jerk off too much?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45652,"And he didn't die of old age either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.",I guess he wasn't too popular at the end there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45653,Who's going to buy me a beer?,"What's the matter, Doris? Business bad?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45654,"Yes, well the guests and some of the staff left yesterday, but the last day is always very hectic - everybody wants to be on their way as early as possible.","By five o'clock tonight, you'll never know anybody was ever here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45655,Parker. We found him knocked out in the can.,If he was knocked out in the can how could be walking across the lobby?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45656,Ow! These chips suck.,What a rip-off. Come on. We gotta find that chick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45657,The cockpit? What is it?,It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that's not important right now. The first officer is ill and the Captain would like someone with flying experience to help him with the radio. Do you know anything about planes?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45658,Baron Couer de Noir is a blight 'gainst all nature. We dwarves be not fighters; still we are with you in this battle. Some of our handiwork may be of assistance.,"We be honored, friend Ogg.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45659,Why you got to move away to talk!?,We're going to be right over here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45660,"Alright, alright. Go ahead. When I'm old, give me someone like me, but go ahead.",I trusted you. I stood up in court five years ago and I picked you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45661,Does that mean we have to cut him loose?,Like hell we will! We got the muscle standing right here. All we need is a couple gaffin' hooks and some rope.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45662,"What are you in for, if you don't mind me asking?",I don't mind. Smuggling. Guilty. I come from Arc. Smuggling is an ancient and respected trade there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45663,We're going to have to work on your touch.,I like the sound of that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45664,"I think my Sarah fancies you, Conner.",She's a treasure she is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45665,"I can't understand it! Where is he? I mean, he shows up every time a cat gets stuck in a tree, and now he decides to pull a disappearing act?",Maybe we just don' t know his game plan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45666,"I have to go back, Craig. Being inside did something to me. All of a sudden everything made sense. I knew who I was.",You weren't you. You were John Malkovich.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45667,"We went out a few times. We didn't have sex, but we fooled around.",Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45668,"I'm really the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway. Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic but I'm not stupid.",All right. Let's get on it. What'll you need?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45669,Did you offer the young lady some fruit?,"I offered her, Ma, she don't want nothing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45670,"She gave me a ring, so I'm giving her a ring. I paid twenty-five cents for it, too.","This one hasn't got a name on it. Who's this one for, Amy?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45671,"I say none of us leave this room until our young Mary here stops jerking us around and decides once and for all who she wants. Now Mary, I know this is difficult but you really will be doing them all a favor to tell them the truth about us.",Are you crazy? Why would I pick you? You're a murderer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45672,She died at age 34 in the 1800's. They thought she was crazy. She was banished from her town. Seems her husband shot her.,Guess she never found true love.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45673,All we have to do is get our hands on the original tape. We'll set him up somehow.,He's probably made copies. He's not going to give them up to us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45674,"We're sorry to startle you, Miss Tate.","The door was open, so we let ourselves in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45675,You don't have to come here.,"Yes, I do. That way there's no misunderstandings. I need to make sure no one's hurt, then we can take care of business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45676,You sound like Joseph. You think the world ends with the millennium?,I think whoever sent the message did it because they're worried about us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45677,I am a doctor. I teach medicine.,Like Knox taught you? Like I taught you? In cellars and graveyards? Did Knox teach you what makes the blood flow?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45678,Nothing. It's just a mosquito bite.,Like hell it is; there are no mosquitos in Los Angeles. Mosquitos breed in swamps - this is a desert town. Wuddya got for me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45679,Someone blew the whistle. Someone hates me.,Things are beginning to come to a head. I can feel it. And I want everything to be perfect.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45680,I think I dropped an earring.,Looks like you have them both on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45681,"Look, Bodhi man. People are dead. The ride is over.",I say when it's over!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45682,"Next time you're like watching MTV, y' know, like flip it to the weather channel for a split second and check it out. I mean, hey, we could be home watching some righteous pornos.",That woulda been cool.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45683,e.e. cummings. I'd like to get you this.,"Oh, no, I can't let you get me that. That's too much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45684,"I was lured by all the money and I truly did convince myself that what I did was for justice. Since then, McCay has wanted to put anyone he can down here.",But how do you know if the people are guilty ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45685,"You know, one day I'm going to have to shut down that still of yours, Jeremiah.","Well, why don't you hold these as evidence in the meantime.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45686,I don't know why. As long as it's light enough to see your caddie.,What's the age of consent in this country?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45687,You gotta earn trust.,"Then we'll earn it together. Here, take mine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45688,"Scout around and see if there's something, check that other corridor. If there's nothing, nip out and buy a broom and shovel.",And put it on expenses?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45689,"This here's Carolyn. Honey, this is my son, Delmore.","Nice to meet you, Ma'am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45690,You got about six more big states to go before we find out.,We got through two states already.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45691,That's why we're turning off onto a fire road.,Some people fall apart in a pinch. But you shine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45692,"You know, ma'am, you remind me of a pearl-handled pistol I once owned. A beautiful thing to look at, but too hot to handle.",I don't recollect ever being compared to a pistol before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45693,I'm glad you brought your vacuum cleaner.,Is that a fact?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45694,"Uncle Phil just needed a change, a little adventure.",I wonder why she got a passport if she never went anywhere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45695,"Jerry, we're not just going to give you seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.","What the heck were you thinkin'? Heck, if I'm only gettin' bank interest, I'd look for complete security. Heck, FDIC. I don't see nothin' like that here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45696,Allison we have GOT to talk about this medication you've got me on.,I'm all over it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45697,I like my horizons narrow.,"Your voice is saying no, but your body is saying yes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45698,"If we were a team, we could do anything. I mean, anything.","Cut to the chase, William Randolph. Your audience is way ahead of you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45699,They all say the cat killed this second girl.,They don't say it to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45700,"Quiet, everyone! Hush! Shhh!","All right, laugh then. I shan't tell it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45701,I want to know everything about you.,"You do. And once I'm out of here, I'll remind you of the best parts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45702,"Karl, what in the world are you doing here?",I want to come back and stay here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45703,You found him. I don't know how to thank you.,"Well, it looks like we both lucked out. I just met somebody myself. Somebody my aunt introduced me to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45704,Peter Redmond is an actor I admire enormously.,Would you like to meet him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45705,"Juno, what's the matter?","She's hormonal. Right, June? It's just part of the whole process.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45706,"I know, my bedside manner's horrendous.","So, I'm done. Thats it for today?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45707,"For one night in your life, do you think it's possible for us to be completely real?","All right, you want to be real? So tell me why did you dump me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45708,I'm six months pregnant. I won't do it.,"Fine, then we don't have deal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45709,"Happy Anniversary, Mrs. Gooding.","For me? Trevor! How romantic! Come here, you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45710,"So, I've been spending a lot of time listening to that weird CD you made me.",Oh really? What's the verdict?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45711,"Then we'd stay home and eat venison or something, and look through the scrapbooks. I've got a friend who has a whole freezer full of striped bass and caribou meat. I'm going to bring that boy back.",This is very good for us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45712,How far have you gotten?,"Well, I've just been able to get off that Norway coast - so far.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45713,They were familiar when I painted them. That one's copied from a Dutch still life done almost three hundred years ago. And that's a Rembrandt.,They're just copies then. Gotcha.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45714,Get a tray for these great big important simoleons.,We'll save them for seed. A toast!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45715,"I mean I'm a wheelchair girl now. It's hard to pretend I'm a beautiful rock star. Not like you used to tell me. Remember, Daddy? All the people that were going to discover me? Where are they now?","He couldn't look at me. But I looked at him. Right at him. His secret was mine now. We used to share it. But not anymore. Now, I owned it completely.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45716,"These are really cold, huh?","That's why you have to drink it fast, trust me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45717,"You don't want to worry about that. My grandfather was jilted by his girl friend when he got jaundice. In my opinion, jaundice is not very serious. Drink up.",Why didn't you come sooner? It's been over two weeks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45718,"Kansas, I want you to meet someone special.","Oh, Jesus Christ, Mom! Like my life ain't a great big pile-of-shit 'cause you're in here? Now I have to add, ""P.S. My mom's a dyke"" too?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45719,"You know what that Big ""E"" stands for? Big Ed's Gas Farm.",Yep. You're right. That's why I'm here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45720,"There was a lot of long words in there, miss, and we're not but humble pirates. What is it you want?",I want you to leave. And never come back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45721,I don't know anything about computers.,That's why you're so perfect. You have something I don't have.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45722,Dr. Delbanco. It's nice to see you again.,I don't think you know Dr. Sheeler. She's the other therapist here in town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45723,"Look at this, Pinkerton! They got the payroll, and this damage will set construction back two months at least.",Not to mention my men who lost their lives.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45724,"You're going to be busy all day long, Edward.","I do suppose so. But if you were there yesterday, guess you can get there today.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45725,The bills are right here. You didn't say what you wanted.,Don't you ever cook anything?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45726,"Out here? What, so a seven hundred foot passenger liner drifted out of Spokane harbor and nobody managed to bump into her until now?",Somebody's probably looking for her as we speak.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45727,We are about to embark on a great voyage.,It is customary to make a little speech on the first day. It does no harm and authors like it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45728,I'll have to enclose the check first.,You do and I'll fire you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45729,"Come with me now, Vincent. You've gone as far as you can go.",There are a few million miles to go yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45730,"If he gives you grief, I'll have him skillfully beaten, where the wounds won't show.",I guess getting him whacked would be politically out of the question.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45731,"Just imagine somebody like your quasi-fat, goody-good friend Betty Finn doing a Crest commercial. No one would buy Crest.",Don't tell me. Crest would be stained with loserness.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45732,You have to sign your taxes anyway.,Of course we do. We have to sign our taxes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45733,I'm sorry I woke you up.,Don't be silly. Can I get you something?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45734,Maybe we can get some of the local kids to sing with us.,We could cut a demo. Look for a label.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45735,"You, you just need a new flint, General.","You are never, never to touch my guns! Do you understand!?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45736,It shuts off automatically.,Did you rig it to do that? You're so clever.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45737,"Look, can we all just sign the releases so we can get on with this?","What happened? You described this ""crazy-kooky"" family who'd be a million laughs on TV?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45738,Of course I care about Pinta. She'll be as beautiful as her mother one day.,Yeah? And if she was ugly?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45739,Congratulations. You just became a legend maker.,You got my barley pop?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45740,"Look, I bagged it last week.",It doesn't matter WHERE you sit!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45741,We had no idea the nudie magazine we started in the garage would turn into all this.,Can you believe that was me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45742,Just a couple of finishing touches. My parents always said you never get a second chance to make a good first impression.,"They said that? Really? Oh, your parents. The Nelson's. Right, right. How midwest. I like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45743,"They covered 'em over. And not too carefully either, cause you dig one inch under the surface, and the dirt is green as a fucking shamrock.",And that's what caused the contamination?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45744,What are you doing running through the streets in your underpants? We both use that body.,Since when is Project Mayhem about murder?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45745,I trusted you. I stood up in court five years ago and I picked you.,Why are you being so hateful to me? Is this because of Lloyd?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45746,Go to the bathroom.,"Right here? Well, you're being so bossy I wasn't sure!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45747,Here's the layout of the laundry room.,Where do the air ducts lead?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45748,Please? I'm dyin' of thirst in here.,Good. How long will it take?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45749,Somebody said I'm just another Philistine. With reproductions.,That's insane. You're ahead of your time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45750,Just tell me where I can find this Steven Reign.,"The same place you find all RichWhiteMen. Gefilte Fish. Lox and bagel. I love this stuff. Here, try it with a smear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45751,"We'll keep going, Roc.","You'll make it outta here. You can't ever stop, not ever.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45752,"Captain, my feet are most uncomfortable. If I'd 'a known we was gonna have to walk all the way to Ramelle, I never would 'a volunteered for this here mission.","You didn't volunteer, Jackson.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45753,"Papa, the rule is you can only give penalties that can be performed in the room.",I'm tired of this game. Please play without me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45754,"Well, I gotta have a talk with Leo, my runaway dry cleaner.",Right. See how your story ends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45755,"It's not normal, not reading letters from home.",Since when have things been normal?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45756,"That's a tragedy. Can I finish my story please? I began my search for meaning. I was a Catholic, Jew, Scientologist, Sufi, Buddhist. I went to a Psychologist, psychiatrist, herbalist, nutritionist, a shaman, and a psychic. And they all pretty much say the same stuff.","A Jew, a shaman, and a herbalist are telling you the same thing? You're insane.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45757,"I'm leaving very early tomorrow, before you wake up.",I know. How long will you be gone?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45758,I've heard this argument before. It's not happening.,It could take years for me to get past the barriers he's created.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45759,This is a real nice place you got here.,"Well it oughta be, with all the work I put into it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45760,"Reiben, how many time I got to tell you, I'm from Tennessee.","They got squirrels there, too, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45761,"So I pretend I'm dead. You get gold, what do I get?",You get to come alive again in the country!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45762,Why is it every grave I open holds a new mystery inside?,The skull is gone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45763,It was a racial incident.,It was just something that got out of hand. Did anyone get hurt?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45764,If he has a heart attack you're carrying the body down yourself.,At least it gives you plenty of exercise.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45765,"This place is dirty, doctor.","These animals are dirty, doctor. They stink, and they carry communicable diseases. Why aren't they cleaned up before they're brought here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45766,I want you out of town before the hanging.,I'll be long gone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45767,You always threw up.,"Yeah, and you drank yours like it was orange juice. He loved that about you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45768,He's just confessed. He's been mixed up with the toughest gangsters in town.,"Confessed! Cluett, in heaven's name, what got into you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45769,May I help you?,"I'm just looking, thanks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45770,It's a bachelor party. You sort of have to do it before the wedding.,I suppose Boyd is the creative force behind all this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45771,You must shut down the engines.,Then do it. The rescue ship can find us here right?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45772,Thanks for a swell time.,"Well, if you didn't like it, you didn't like it, but you didn't have to talk while the guy was singing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45773,I want you to help my little girl.,I'm only a student.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45774,I thought you said you never did an honest day's work in your life.,"Well, not to say Mr. Lindgren is dishonest, exactly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45775,I'm making a film. Jim Sullivan's going to be in it. He said you might know where Tod is.,Do I know you? Weren't you on the set the other night? With Ramada.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45776,You're supposed to be dead!,I'm a ghost. Boo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45777,"Mookie, if your friends can't behave, they're not welcome.",I got no say over people.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45778,"Packs everything, including a gun. Okay, sister, you've got yourself a deal. Now let's take a look at the candidates. The one we pick has gotta be the typical average man. Typical American that can keep his mouth shut.",Show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and - I'll eat him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45779,"Stop it, Wolfi. I look dreadful. Welcome to our house, Herr Mozart.",He's not Herr Mozart. Call him Papa.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45780,"Look Anne, you're not serious about this, are you?",Of course I am Stewart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45781,"What'd you do that for? It's an in- teresting story. All these people are still disappearing. Right off the street. Hey, what's wrong? Are you all right?",I'm okay. I just don't want to lis- ten.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45782,"I want a map of that security level. Every room, every guard, every thing.",Six men means six guns.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45783,I could force you.,"If that worked, you would've done it already. No, you want me to drink it of my own free will. Well let me tell you, sweetheart, it'll be a cold day in hell before I fall for that one again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45784,Hey! I'm tryin' to help you.,I stay here. Damn it. I just needed the insulin. I'm used to it. Go on. Go on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45785,"As long as there's a pile-up, we can do our bit to encourage his permanent withdrawal from the contest.",It's a technique Ugly John and I worked out in case something like this came up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45786,I believe it was because of another letter I'd written to Goebbels lamenting the decline of musical standards due to racial policies.,"You didn't complain about the racial policies, just about the musical standards, is that right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45787,There's two guns on you.,"And every cat's watching, ain't they? It's a toe-down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45788,"Come on, come on, fork up the scub.","That's it, man. That's the whole story.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45789,It's hard. We started going to a marriage counselor.,Did that help? Did you learn anything?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45790,"Look, you wanna be elite? You gotta do a righteous hack. None of this accidental shit.","Oh yeah, you want a seriously righteous hack, you score one of those Gibsons man. You know, supercomputers they use to like, do physics, and look for oil and stuff?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45791,"Mary, get three cups of camomile tea for the Squire and the rest. They all feel colds coming on.","I'll get it, Jabez.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45792,You ever hear the story about the boy who carried a calf around the barn every day?,He died of a massive rupture.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45793,He was a year ahead of us?,"He died, remember? On the way to the prom. He was doomed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45794,She's crazy. You should have killed her.,I didn't have the heart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45795,They look like acorns.,Anything you hurl them at will turn to stone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45796,Pour me a full glass. I'll pay for it.,"This is a tasting, sir. Not a bar.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45797,I'm sorry about what happened.,"Listen, that was my fault.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45798,I see you bought some napkins.,Might as well go all the way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45799,"What are ya gonna do, call the cops?",I don't have to. You'll be bustin' in on the Chief of Police just up the hall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45800,"You're not Bob are you, Harold? If you are, you can kill me right now. Kill me right now, if you are.","Laura, no, I'm not. I'm not Bob. Poor Laura. I wish I could help you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45801,The Bible. Why should I read a bunch of dumb stories about some ancient guy who supposedly worked miracles.,Interpreted by another guy like my father.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45802,"Did you ever hear that saying, ""This too shall pass""?","Sure, all the time, in Group.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45803,They ain't got captains?,"Yes, but they don't really need them. it's just a throw- back to some sentimental sea- faring baloney.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45804,It's really a stupid opinion. You have developed an annoying habit of talking for what seems to be no other reason than to hear yourself speak.,"Because my opinion threatens yours, it's poorly developed?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45805,"Hell, what am I holding back for? Why don't you just give me everything you got here?",All the rib eyes?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45806,"Well, set down and I'll make some biscuits and gravy.",Mustard's good on 'em to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45807,"Helmuth Alfred Rode. Second violinist since 1935. What's it mean, second violinist?",It means I wasn't good enough to be a first violinist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45808,Just knock it off! Would you two knock it off? Get in the car.,She started it. She started the whole thing. I'm just standin' here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45809,"Oh, that's so amazing. I wish I could see it.","You can see it. Whenever you want. Don't you, um, work at a hospital or something?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45810,"I was hoping you'd be a little late, Miss Daniels. You see, he hasn't arrived yet.",You said three o'clock.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45811,Should we make a run for it out the back?,They're right behind the door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45812,Someone didn't want us to get to the party.,I expect we'll have to gatecrash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45813,"It's very nice of you to help me. That package is kind of heavy, and it's so hot.","No trouble at all, really.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45814,"All right, now if you're really feeling dangerous tonight, then Smokey and the Bandit Three is the movie you must rent.",This doesn't even have Burt Reynolds in it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45815,"Here you are, Senator. Not a bad desk, either. Daniel Webster used to use it.",Daniel Webster? Sat here? Say--that man was a great orator.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45816,Are you all right?,Fine. Just slipped. This is my blood.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45817,"That little apartment is four hundred dollars a month, Alvy.",That place is four hundred dollars a month?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45818,When I was growing up we had a strawberry patch in our backyard. So did this family down the road. I used to sneak in their yard and steal their strawberries. It wasn't easy. The stone walls were high and I'd scrape my knees as I climbed over. On the other side were wild rose bushes. The thorns would dig into my legs and cut my thighs as I lowered myself down.,If you had what you wanted at home why did you sneak into their yard?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45819,You know damn well I nearly puke when I look at her. I don't even think she's a real blonde.,How can you say a thing like that about an officer in the United States Army?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45820,As in 'resulting in death.' We pushed the envelope until it wasn't even an envelope anymore.,"If I had any idea what to charge you with or how to prove it, I'd arrest you right here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45821,"Jesus Christ, Kid. Nobody's ever cracked Sukura.","As far as they know, that's absolutely true.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45822,We're going to draw a little bit of everybody's blood.,What are you going to do? Drink it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45823,"Well, you'll take care of her. After all, if that doctor's right, I'm going to live for a long time yet. Look, Bruce, this is a debt of honor. I was a very bad husband: Hildy could have got a lot of alimony if she'd wanted to, but she wouldn't take any. She had it coming to her, but she was too independent.","Well, I'm independent, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45824,"Well, you've been getting a pretty low salary here in New York. It seems to me that the new dramatic critic of our Chicago paper should get what he's worth.","I couldn't possibly live on as little as that, Charlie. We'll let the salary stay where it is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45825,"Use the bathroom, because the Port-a Potties on the field are gross.",My fault - What do we do that enables us to be as great as we are?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45826,"Oh, look what happened. Oh god, I'm so sorry. Are you OK?",Yeah. I'm fine. It didn't hurt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45827,It'll only take 20 minutes or so. You can pick it up at the window down the hall.,But what about all these other people?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45828,Behind me. I'm making these slides out of these old pictures and paintings and stuff.,Was that supposed to be me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45829,"Oh, blah, blah, blah. The guy's insane.",It's a fine line between insane and inspired.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45830,Who? Clark? I never cared two hoots for that fella. Jonathan Jr. That's got a ring to it.,"We don't want a child called 'Junior,' ain't that so, Clark? Why sure it is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45831,"I called everyone, everywhere! You just vanished! You could be dead!",Thanks for waking me up. Picking me up. You're loud today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45832,"Well, you can't believe everything you read in magazines.","I knew it. I knew it wasn't true. Boy, how do they get away with printing stuff like that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45833,You will keep in touch.,Of course. Every day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45834,"You're right, a kid is dead, but Mook, this isn't the time.","Fuck dat. The time is fuckin' now. Y'know I'm sorry 'bout Sal's Famous Pizzeria, but I gotta live, too. I gotta get paid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45835,Why don't you get the attendant to open all the lockers and take a look. Maybe you'll find it.,That's the idea. I'll think about it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45836,"We understood there were four people living here. Not always, of course, but now, four.","No, three. Who said there were four?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45837,Now we go to Starfleet?,Now we expand our search to include uniforms.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45838,I thought that was only for bombs.,"No. It's for a lot of other things, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45839,I was in my p.j.'s when I remembered I left some papers I need to go over. See? I rushed right out of the house. I must look a mess. I'm so embarrassed.,"I'm in my p.j.'s, too. Funny, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45840,The only way he can keep the cash is if nobody knows about it. He's gotta cap all three of us before they even read our rights. He's probably planning it right now.,That's crazy. He's not going to kill us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45841,I'm also a criminal and a hotel thief.,That's a silly joke.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45842,"Mantan, it is possible that my hyphenated sentences are entirely too complex for all the intellect contained in that diminutive coconut?","Hold on, you allegorical hypothesis. Don't cross words with me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45843,"Oh, but she hasn't been here today. Scottie whirls back on her.",I saw her come in five minutes. ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45844,Don't worry. I'm long past saving.,"Well, don't let me keep you from anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45845,"Look, it was just a job. Nothing personal, ya know? I play my part, improvise a little. That's what I'm good at.",I'm tired of dealing with peons. I need to get to whoever's in charge.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45846,You must excuse the Doctor. No one has ever beaten him at his little game.,"I don't like to lose, either.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45847,I just wanted tonight to be with the people we love.,Like your business managers?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45848,I can't imagine anything dead playing that music.,"Well, it's probably just the caretaker, and that's exactly who we want to find. They'll have a telephone. C'mon.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45849,"You should break all my fingers, Creasy, then tape them back together. I won't be able to play the piano, but I could still swim.",Don't be a baby. You're tougher than that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45850,"Otis, good boy, come here. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.",This is a nightmare. We should have kept him upstairs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45851,"Hey, Mr Rothstein, it'll make it a lot easier on everybody here if we just let her in the house.",If we let her get a few of her things we'll be out of your hair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45852,"I wanted to thank you again for going out with me. Huh? Well, I don't know what I'd do without you. You've made up for all the fakes that I've met.","Well, that's very nice. Thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45853,You didn't even open my present and I'm your daughter.,My daughter died long ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45854,Why not? If you hit twenty homers this year you'll be the all time minor league champ! The record's,"247 home runs in the minors would be a dubious honor, if ya think about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45855,Madison lives two blocks from their present location.,Why would they be going there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45856,My vacation is over in a week.,I'll make it up to you this summer. I promise.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45857,You know I want to go with you.,I'm so flattered but I can't. I'm grounded.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45858,I've read your stories. They're fantastic.,I don't know what you could have read.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45859,"You're a Jew. Maybe you don't realize it, but you are.",Maybe I am. Maybe we're all Jews now. What's the difference?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45860,"The first day of the Delmar meet, there was a nag called Bluebell. I should have been on it. But that was the day after you came in here, so I stuck around to see how you were gonna be.","That was my choice, nothing to do with you. I took a chance, and it didn't work out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45861,"Is that what a good doctor would do? How old are you, please?",I am seventy-four years old.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45862,If you were encouraged to come here by our meeting last night I am afraid you misunderstood my attitude.,"Don't worry, you were quite rude enough. Do you mind if I let in a little fresh air and sunshine? I'm sure it will make you feel better and I want you to be at your very best. In full possession of your faculties, at least.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45863,It's a mistake. It's all over. I'm sorry that we've inconvenienced you.,I wasn't in the car.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45864,He hit you?,Naw. I bumped my head fallin' off of my horse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45865,I play the ukulele. And I sing too.,"She sings, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45866,"The list, Dignan. I know you remember the list because you signed it. ""Things Dignan was not supposed to touch.""",Every valuable item in the house was on that list.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45867,"I appreciate the fact that you worry about me, but don't.","Okay, we won't. We'll just have fun, all agreed?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45868,It's a stunt. Humans don't write.,"Dear, you're a scientist. Don't you believe your own eyes?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45869,"That's what is know as ""manless melancholia.""",Miss Lonely Hearts. At least that's something you'll never have to worry about.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45870,This little scrotum sucker willfully deceived us! You are a bad man!,And you call yourself a Canadian! I told you we should of done Leno!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45871,"No? You said I'm bringin' heat on you?! I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' shit?! You're ordering me out?! You better get your own fuckin' army, pal!","I didn't do anything. I mean, I didn't order you or anybody... I only told Andy Stone that you had a lot of heat on you, and that was a problem.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45872,"You're back in Hell now, kid. There's no butterflies here. If you want butterflies, you need to be on Earth.",What about you and Grandpa and everyone in Hell?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45873,"Have you listened to his morning show, ""Wake up with ballplayer""?",Not yet. I had a phlemless morning. I hear he's a pretty good ballplayer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45874,Our...? Oh! He seems fine. I guess we woke him. The lights and all.,I should turn them off. Maybe I sing him a lullaby my mama sang to me when I was a little girl.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45875,"OK, sorry, Lee. I just wanna tell you ""Coming Home in a Body Bag"" is one of my favorite movies. After ""Apocalypse Now"" I think it's the best Vietnam movie ever.","Thank you very much, Clarence.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45876,I just want everything to be perfect between us.,"I know. Listen, we need to take a time out here. Can we talk seriously for a minute?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45877,"Well, John Adams, your cousin has a marvelous gift.","Yes, an astonishing power over weak minds.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45878,Well I guess we're neighbors for this trip.,"Well, so we are. Sure is beautiful, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45879,I thought you might want a drink?,"I'd love one, but not there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45880,They're gonna die in there!,"Nobody is gonna die, man, will you please have the balls to follow through with a good idea? Think about it, what would you do if you were them, stay in there and choke to death, or come out?! Huh? We're just getting them to come out for forty-five minutes, forty-five fucking minutes! The worst that's gonna happen is they pass out, we drag 'em out here into the fresh air, and they'll be fine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45881,I'm awake now. Go on. Say what you want to say. I'll listen.,"If it's pretty speeches you want, you won't be hearing them. Even when I mean 'em, they don't come easy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45882,Salino? Why waste our best people on a small-time job like this? It ain't no heavy gee we're after. The guy's a five and dime grifter.,Then why ain't he dead?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45883,"Signior Romeo, bon jour! there's a French salutation to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit fairly last night.",Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45884,I guess they are a little odd.,"Well, I mean it's not everybody that can deliver an air mail letter without putting a stamp on it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45885,"Nope, not even close. I've thought of a name for this place and you were the inspiration though.","Really, ""The Freeman Centre""?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45886,"I won't make a sound, I promise. I'll tip-toe.",Well all right. But really don't make a sound.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45887,After that my parents never let me go to Dignan's again.,They blamed my family for everything. They always said Mr. Langston saved Anthony's life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45888,"If I give myself up in exchange for Sophy, would you make sure she's okay?",We're not going that route. Sonrisa's not someone you make deals with.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45889,"Once the room depletes it's oxygen, we have about 30 seconds, then a door opens on the bottom over there. Then we swim out.",How long till the room fills ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45890,I have coffee in the thermos.,I'm too young for coffee. Can I drive the plane?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45891,"If you stay, I think something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don't want to get hurt, do you?","No. No, I guess not. I don't want to get bruised. You're right, I should go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45892,"Well it's fixed, so you'll have to eat it.","No, your going to eat it, or it will go to waste.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45893,Don't do that! I'm innocent I tell ya. The police'll just dip me. They were waitin' for me when I got home last night. I ran.,"If you're so innocent, why'd you run?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45894,"Alright, well you're gonna have to leave. You're gonna have to go.","Yeah, but I didn't do anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45895,Now go get dressed. We have things to do.,Are we going to eat soon? I'm starved.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45896,"No, thanks Sheriff. I'm leaving town tonight.","You ought to stay over. You always wrote a good hanging story, Hildy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45897,I don't let anybody call me that.,"You're a real heathen, you know that, Jezzie? Jesus, how did I ever get involved with such a ninny?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45898,My acting workshop is across the street from here. I'm just on my break.,"Well, we won't keep you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45899,Thanks for your help on the glasses thing.,You're welcome. Did you find them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45900,"He's afraid of you, Harold. He knew you'd want to fight him. He doesn't know anything about fighting. He hates pain.","And you, a supposedly healthy woman, do not detest him for his cowardice?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45901,Then these guys told me the police will find a huge amount of drugs inside the dead man's place.,I can't believe what you are finding out. Are you going to continue with this. Are you going back to her apartment?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45902,I know I'm limping. I stubbed my toe.,Are you okay? You want some help?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45903,The Gangster of Love don't eat no fried chicken.,Why not? He eats everything else.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45904,"Glenn, take the exit.","No way, man, no fuckin' way am I gonna turn myself in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45905,Aspen doesn't want us Mr. Graham. They threw us out.,They shouldn't have done that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45906,Oh come on. Quit acting like a geriatric and get in the pool.,"Gee, with an invitation like that how could a girl refuse.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45907,Gettin' in is easy. It's getting out I'm thinkin' of.,"If there's a Babylon, man, that's it. We leave her in there, she ain't comin' out, steppin' razor or not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45908,"Everything alright, Mr. Boone?",Just got away from me. Sorry to disturb you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45909,I'm a qualified psychologist. I've got a degree and everything. I believe that something happened here and I want to do something about it.,All right. What do you want to do?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45910,"You know something, lady, if you sold life insurance, I'd go for a policy in sixty seconds.","Oh, thank you, I knew you'd understand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45911,They need to run first and second?,"Yeah, first and second.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45912,"You got to get up from here, girl.","I'm tired, Paul. So tired. I have to rest a while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45913,She didn't want me to be a climber. She wanted me to be a planner like her.,"I'm so sorry, Kalen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45914,No I'm not. Have you really looked at me? I'm short! Even for a Nelwyn!,Why can't you do it? You have mag- ical powers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45915,Is there something going on between us?,Are we finally being honest?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45916,"I'm sorry, but you're not my type.",Fine. Friends it is. I can live with that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45917,"Biscuit, when you're done with Jangle Leg, you think you could squeeze me in?",Thought you'd never ask. Biscuit needs some gravy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45918,Steve taught me how to use the emergency generator. The town power lines are supposed to be real shitty.,"God, but I love that macho talk! Emergency generators! The Indian used campfires.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45919,Aren't you ever going to get married?,"You know there's only one man in the world for me, Johnny-O.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45920,"Don't run away, Bill.",From what would I be running?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45921,Can I have your name please?,Dante Hicks. Why? What is this about?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45922,So it was recently that you tried this.,"Well, kind of recently, I guess. But not too recently.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45923,"I can beat him, Bert. Now he suckered me 'cause he knows how to hustle. I didn't think he did. But I can outplay him. I can beat him.","I don't believe you, Eddie. I think you're still a loser.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45924,"You suffered through an agonizing pain last night, pain you could have avoided by declaring yourself an agent of the law.",Vincent told you that I'm a cop?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45925,"You've only been playing for two weeks, Bob. It takes a long time to learn this game.",You think I'm improving?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45926,"Oh, my love You ran from me before.","You were not dead before. When I thought you dead, I did not care about all the plays that will never come, only that I would never see your face. I saw our end, and it will come.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45927,"Those are song lyrics, Jerry.",I know that. I'm just -- I'm nervous. I reached out and grabbed the first thing out there. I know they're song lyrics. And I know how I feel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45928,I haven't had my period for three months and my stomach is getting big.,I don't believe it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45929,You still didn't have to choke me.,Oh please! I'm surprised I didn't kill you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45930,"Your homie, Glenn. Only thing, he went to the men's about a while ago and never came back.",I think he must've fell in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45931,"Vito, get a broom and sweep out front.","See, Pop. That's just what I was talkin' about. Every single time you tell Pino to do something, he gives it to me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45932,"Teach him how to talk back, suddenly he can't stop. I'm not playing.","Sure? Like you didn't play him? String him along? If he had gotten the answer right, would you have let him go?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45933,"I tried to warn you, William Randolph. She's got stiletto heels hidden in those Keds.",But you triple-dog-dared me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45934,"Mister Riddle was watching you? Laurie, Mister Riddle is eighty-seven.",He can still watch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45935,How come there's nothing out there? That stuff is all milk.,There's nothing around. Nobody's holding.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45936,"Hawkmeister, we got you clothes, great hotel, and a 250,000 lira per diem.","That's two hundred dollars a day? So he can get a hooker and some tequila. Veto, Darwin.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45937,"The Congressman's very happy to have your support, but he's heard that there's an investigation.",An investigation? It was a bus accident.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45938,Sailor? You expect me to believe a man'd be goin' around with a arm sewed to his nose?,"How they used to do it. Course they got more sophisticated ways now. Radio said the Chinese, I think it is, figured a better idea is by insertin' a balloon in the forehead and lettin' it hang down on the nose.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45939,Did the driver really freeze?,Like a popsicle. They're keeping him on a stick until spring.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45940,I'm starting my own collection.,It's Canadian. Where'd you get it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45941,What do people do in the afternoon?,"If they are smart, they take naps.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45942,"If all the kids jumped off a bridge, would you do that too?",I think I'm way ahead of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45943,You seemed to see some very interesting things on your little escapade with Dorothy Vallens.,Yeah. I guess I did. What's going to happen to me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45944,"All craft, prepare to jump to hyperspace on my mark.",All right. Stand by.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45945,That you'd die on the way to the hospital. Now get into that tub.,He's coming right over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45946,What are you going to tell the little ones?,I'll tell them Fuzzy was adopted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45947,"Listen, do you think it's fair to take money from people who do have jobs? From people who do work?",What am I gonna do?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45948,NPA metamorphosis should biologically slow him down. That's when we'll get him.,You can't catch this man with a computer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45949,"You're crazy, go to the east side and take the park avenue to the JFK.",The JFK? In the rain!?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45950,Three hundred million years of evolution have created the greatest butcher the world's ever known.,It's one of the world's greatest creatures.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45951,"Mom, Mr. Stubbins is a nimrod!","Man, that one made me puke!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45952,"Well, Alan, I think we're gonna have a banner year. Sales are up almost twenty percent in the first quarter and we just landed a major trucking company account.","Really. So you're projecting what, a tad over two million?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45953,"You are familiar with how these things are done. In fact, I would like to claim aggrieved status.","Very well, proceed, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45954,"God, I want to go home.","Hey, you know you can't this in France.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45955,Victory is the same as defeat. It's giving in to destructive competitive urges.,You learn that in your psychotherapy group?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45956,"She's a women, and that's why you're ridin' her bareback.","Of course it is. And I'm gonna stay on her until everyone realizes this is not some bullshit equal-rights thing, that real lives are gonna be lost. Maybe mine, maybe yours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45957,The water tastes better in the kitchen.,That's true. Why is that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45958,"Anthony, give me the fucking gun!","No, Dignan. It's not your gun. It's all of ours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45959,You're not gonna catch him. He can shape-shift into different animals. Bear. Elk. Porcupine.,"Is that like an hereditary thing, Magdelana, or can one take classes?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45960,He's on his way.,"He can follow the breadcrumbs, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45961,"I don't know. One of these days, I'm gonna see Louis. My back's killing me.",Now? What about the boss? He's not gonna like it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45962,Sorry. I'm just a little unclear as to why the Museum of Natural History would send somebody here.,You have a thing against museums?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45963,No one would blame me if I left!,I'd blame you. I want you here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45964,"Yeah, it's a real problem for me, Sailor, you know? When I went in that drugstore by the restaurant in Biloxi? I saw 'em by the register and the girl throw 'em in. I'm not big on resistin'. So what about a leech?","Heard on the radio how doctors is usin' leeches again, just in old times. You know, when even barbers used 'em?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45965,"Well, then I've got good news for you. We just got word that he'll be making an appearance at the Mall Of America today. I'm sending Esther to meet you there at once.","Good thinking. We'll disguise ourselves as a Gentile couple to pass undetected. Now that he thinks I'm dead, this should be a piece of homentashen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45966,I was just asking. Why are you always at me?,Because I'm trying to build your self-esteem. You're far too sensitive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45967,I think there has been a lot of bullshit about the way I think. I came down here to get away from all that.,You look all right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45968,That's not what I heard. Now they think I did it.,"Well, if you're innocent, then you have nothing to worry about.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45969,"That trick tonight, I don't think I've ever seen that before.","It can only work with amateurs, A pro would have spotted it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45970,"No! Luke, run away, far away. If he can feel your presence, then leave this place. I wish I could go with you.","No, you don't. You've always been strong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45971,"Oh, so you're that Dr. Johnson.",You've heard of me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45972,Did I act stupidly last night? Should I apologize?,I'm the one who should apologize. I should have talked to you before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45973,"Okay. Michelle, do you want to be my date for the prom?",Really? You seriously want to go with me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45974,Are you getting that black suit?,"Yeah, do you like it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45975,Why didn't you take all your clothes off? You could have stopped forty cars.,We don't need forty cars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45976,I don't know. Who was that guy that used to talk about Soze in New York?,Yeah. He said he did jobs for him. Indirect stuff. Always five times more money than the job was worth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45977,"Rufus, for Christ's sake, get up.","I'm sorry for whatever I'm gonna do! And I swear, I didn't do any of the stuff I did!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45978,"I'm workin' here, Rae. Can you see that?",I just wanted some make-up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45979,I don't want to see any more beef jerky. I mean the next beef jerky you hand me is going out the window. It's drivin' me crazy. The whole car smells like it.,It's good. It's what the pioneers ate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45980,Say what you were supposed to say in the cafeteria.,"Oh, no! That was for the cafeteria! This is different!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45981,I thought you were grounded.,I can go out if I want to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45982,"You see, Major, at this very moment, while we sit and chat, a decision is being made by the President in the War Room. He knows that the enemy will pick up our planes on their radar in about twenty minutes.","But when they do, sir, won't they hit back with everything they've got?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45983,"Oh, I could kill him! I mean really kill him. I actually threw the entire opera on the fire, he made me so angry!",You burned the score?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45984,Iggy Pop is not dead. He toured last year. Tommy went to see him.,"The point is, you've got to find something new.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45985,"Mr. Gayle, do you have the slightest idea how dangerous Knox is?","Mr. Wurlitzer, I assure you, I am very familiar with Mickey Knox's career.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45986,I can't arrest someone for having a cut on their wrist. Do you have someone you can stay with tonight?,I've got a room at the institute I use when I stay late.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45987,Please tell me your dawg's not trying to rekindle things with my sister.,'Course not. Strictly business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45988,"There's no call for that, Sam. Fella made himself a pile of enemies over the years.",And Buddy was one of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45989,I'm getting a cramp in my elbow from this.,"Let me do it for you, Mr. White.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45990,"Okay. I think everything's set. You've got the number for Cape Cod, right? Just in case something goes wrong.","No problem, Vinnie. Everything's under control. I could run this store in my sleep.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45991,"Yes. They've printed and shipped one hundred million dollars, and there's only one way to spot a fake.",They use an optical transfer ink from India that burns red -- the real ink burns black.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45992,"It was left in my hotel room, well, not really mine. You're saying it's not you?",I think I would remember. What makes you think it's me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45993,Exactly. So on the one hand we've got a witchcraft type of murder and a Black Mass style of desecration in the church.,You think the killer and the desecrator are the same?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45994,Sometimes not knowin' how to read has its points. You can't read books so you look at people and figure 'em out.,And you've got me all figured out?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45995,We discourage family visits for the first 48 hours after an emotional trauma like the kind you've experienced.,I don't think you understand. I won't wait.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45996,You can't kill me. I'm going to be Mayor tomorrow.,I'm not voting for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_45997,"Well, you never will again! Thanks to Vitamin C! I'm reading a book that says the foundation of a sound body structure is one thousand milligrams of Vitamin C every day.","One thousand?? That's an awful lot of oranges. You know there are pill, Lois. I've seen them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45998,"That's good, because my health ain't what it used to be.","We'll fix that, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_45999,"You mean, I don't like it, he doesn't pay?",It's never happened. We've never had an unsatisfied customer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46000,Remember a few years ago when music schools were using a computerized teaching tool that accidently started frying kids' brains?,"I've been in prison, remember?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46001,The whole city has stopped. People are running around like ants!,What a brilliant idea. I never would have thought of it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46002,"Listen, if you could talk to them I would really appreciate it. I'm really late. I have a lunch appointment at Hubert's in fifteen minutes.","Hubert's? Oh really? It moved uptown, right?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46003,"You saw that article? God, isn't it awful? My mother sent that in.",I take it she likes the guy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46004,We are totally booked.,Oh really? That's great.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46005,I have some thoughts. I think that hairy bitch is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape.,That is horrible. Apes are dirty. No?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46006,"Where are we going to go, mommy?",We're going to go someplace new.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46007,Do you want me to take his leg off? Where's the fourth?,"I mean it, there is only three of us here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46008,Your fingerprints were all over the bedroom.,Really? That was fast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46009,I want to know what's going on. Are you part of this?,"What's going on? I'm going on my second job this month, and now I'm going on unemployment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46010,There's been reports of management sexually abusing the artists in this place.,I don't know nothing about it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46011,I ate a guy last night.,And how did you feel when you ate this guy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46012,"Poppa Joe, you want me to go now?","Yeah. Thanks, Rocco. See ya.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46013,I'm sorry I couldn't come pick you up honey.,I was pushing as fast as I could.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46014,"Ruby, come on. You witnessed a brutal triple murder and you're having trouble accepting it. Think about what you're saying. You really expect a jury to believe that Jason has a mystery killer living in his tummy?","I know how this sounds, but that's what happened.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46015,You gotta kill yourself.,I'll just go to Heaven.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46016,I've had time to get over it. She was killed by wolves they think.,"Oh my god, by wolves?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46017,If I was smart I wouldn't be working my way over on this ship.,"We didn't have enough dough for two tickets, did we?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46018,"You're looking well, Jean-Luc. Rested.","Your ""Briar Patch"" turned out to be more hospitable than I expected.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46019,"What's the matter, Matt? Gee, I thought you'd be thrilled to death.","Come here. You know, a few minutes ago I was in Cluett's office and Mrs. Dickson was there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46020,"Maybe we should call Rod, have him come over too. He might get jealous.",Rod and I are done. He's too much of a maniac.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46021,"Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies.",So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46022,"Listen, it's not erasing.",It's not erasing. He's off the screen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46023,Your roller-skates! I redesigned them! I think this new design will work even better!,These are really swell! I mean swell!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46024,It's been six months and I'm just starting to get over it.,"Oh, God. That's two more than me. Tell me it gets better.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46025,I didn't want to kill her.,"Don't worry, Louis, you're conscience is clear. You left her alive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46026,The chauffeur. He's watching.,He deserves a show. He missed the movie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46027,"Logan, I don't know where Sanctuary is. But if I take you to them, they'll kill you.",All right. But why? I didn't kill the Runner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46028,We don't get many Sandmen. I think we've only had one other since I've been here.,A Sandman can get as sick of his face as anyone else. Where's the doctor?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46029,I thought you wanted Zammito?,What for? The minute I get him some other Gavone will take his place. I've been doing this for twenty years. When I retire it's not going to be to some trailer park in the suburbs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46030,Please stop playing these games with me. Why you should bring up the name of another conductor is beyond my understanding.,"I'll tell you why. You remember we talked about you playing for Hitler's birthday? And you told me that Goebbels got to your doctors first, that you were tricked?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46031,"Zaltar, please help me.","Of course, my dear. What can I do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46032,You wanna have a drink before we start dancing?,Listen. You people go grab a table. I'll be back inna minute. I'll be right back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46033,Is that like Luigi's?,"Not a lot, sweetie. It's a country. Like Canada. Only smaller.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46034,"Go to bed then. Miss has grown up, and is getting married soon. God knows what the future will bring.",It will be just the same. Enough! I'm tired.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46035,"Maybe we'll be lucky this winter and have just rain, no snow.","That would be nice, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46036,If you will sign this list you may take the things with you.,Is that all? Can I go now?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46037,You sure seen a lot for a blind man.,Just 'cause I ain't got eyes doesn't mean I can't see.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46038,May I see your violin?,"It's an honor for me, sir. You play the violin?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46039,"I don't have a job, but I would have a job if you gave me one. And I may not have much, but I have more determination than any man you're ever going to meet.","Sorry, kid. I don't do charity.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46040,What the hell are you doing?,I'm trying to slash my wrists.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46041,I've got no reason to run. It was a fair fight and there were plenty of witnesses.,"Yeah, that's what happened with me too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46042,"Come on, Leah. I can't scope out wannabe parents in the Penny Saver! That's tacky. That's like buying clothes at the Pump n' Munch.",The Penny Saver sucks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46043,1 just did it for the reunion. I thought it would be fun.,You're probably the only one who could carry it off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46044,"Caesar, I'm serious. This is too much. I have to get out of here.",Why? 'Cause you know him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46045,"Look, I'm sorry. You were gone. I just assumed you were off having fun.","Now, why in the hell would you assume that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46046,"I got a planet check on that bug. It's from way the hell out in the third belt. it's organic, formed in the same blast that made our solar system.",And get this: you know how humans evolved from primates? Well guess what the dominant life form on planet evolved from?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46047,"I don't get it. She hasn't seen her since she was a kid, now just because she's dying, all of the sudden she's gotta see her again?","She's been acting weird lately, though. I shoulda seen it coming. Babbling on and on and on about ""communication"". Like I don't know how to communicate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46048,She's got great tits.,She's a constant surprise.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46049,"Professor Scott, I'm Dr. Nichols, plant manager. I'm terribly sorry but there's been an awful mix-up Would you believe I was never told about your visit?","I tried to clear things up, Professor Scott. I explained you'd come all the way from Edinburgh on appointment to study manufacturing methods here at Plexico, but they don't seem to know anything about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46050,"Cannibalism, to be extreme. And now we're talking about a new life form. Their values and ethics may be incomprehensible.","Like ""Thou shall not kill""?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46051,"Valiant, did you see the rabbit?","He was blowin' his lines, all right. So what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46052,Arrest that man! He's committed to our care.,I never signed the contract. He's not going anywhere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46053,"Well, it's definitely there - We've just got to get to it.","Why, how in the hell are we going to set up a cafe?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46054,Ok. Marice why don't you take a seat for me?,I preffer to stand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46055,I was building a doggy door.,"God damn it Gus, you dug up my wife! What the fuck is going on around here?!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46056,"The Internal Revenue came to my offices. I turned over all my ledgers. They found nothing. Charlie, I am a businessman.",Sittin' around gives me the piles. You got a proposition?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46057,"Can you give me a drink, please?","Yes, of course. What do you want?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46058,"I'm just not the type. Besides, I want to get out of here.",But you have a vision. Don't you want to help your parents?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46059,I get a lot of calls. Most of them are from people who say they know things.,Talk to them a few minutes and you can tell they don't have the capacity to even understand what's going on. Do you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46060,"Sheriff, this is no time to panic.","This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're going to move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46061,A native is someone who is born in a particular place.,"And if I go to New York, the natives there will carry me? I don't think so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46062,"Evelyn, go stir your cauldron or something for a sec.",Problem where? Looked good to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46063,"In this violent world, I believe the only way to stay sane is to take time to notice beautiful things.","I drink. After hours of course. On duty, I smoke. Do you mind?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46064,Has anyone made any threats to either of you recently?,Or not so recently?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46065,Stop touching his brain!,"Um, I'm not touching anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46066,Thanks. I hope you can come for the launching.,It's not fair on them. It's selfish to keep them with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46067,Part of the deal: Bruno cancels out what they did to my father.,We should hear what they have to say.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46068,"Honeythorn Gump, is it? I've not seen your ugly face since you sold me a jug of cow piss claiming it was dragon's tears.","Well, bygones're bygones, I always say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46069,On a gallon a gas? Let's set up the tent. Maybe I can fix us up some stew.,"I could break up some bresh if you want me, ma'am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46070,You must leave now Dr Scott while it's still possible. We are about to beam the entire house back to the planet of transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. Go now.,"Our noble mission is almost completed my most beautiful sister, soon we will return to the moon-drenched shores of our ""androgenous"" planet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46071,What can I do? What can I do? You're getting me hysterical.,Go away from me. You frighten me. Sit over there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46072,"You're making a mistake, Mr. Deeds.","Oh no, I'm not. I don't like your face. Besides, there's something fishy about a person who would settle for a million dollars when they can get seven million. I'm surprised that Mr. Cedar, who's supposed to be a smart man, couldn't see through that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46073,This is the best score yet.,It's still taking too long. The people used to snap to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46074,What the fuck do they want with me?!,"I'm not sure, but if you don't want to find out, you better get out of there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46075,"We tried the big vaporware number, Gary, it's no-sale.",Can we buy into their IPO? Or is that a Justice Dept. problem?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46076,"We've done cranial scans, and raptors actually had a quite sophisticated resonating chamber. I have a theory that their ability to vocalize is the key to their social intelligence. The way they can work together as a team.",You think they could talk to each other?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46077,You made me have an abortion.,It was a mutual decision.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46078,"I don't know what your scheme is, but it sounds crazy.","Maybe it's crazy, but it's better than having Dunbar dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46079,"Emmi, stop! I want to show you something. Let me show you something and then if you want to leave, you can leave, please please. His friends, they did this. And he gave them birthday concerts.","But he had no idea, a lot of people had no idea. I only realised what was really going on when I got arrested.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46080,It's so very nice to see you again.,"Funny, I don't get that feeling. Maybe it's because you found out I'm Bill Parrish's daughter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46081,"Yeah, I figured maybe sometime this week we could go to a cafe and have some caramels.","Sounds good, where are you now?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46082,I read your white paper. It's sort of like the Bible for what they're trying to do in Computer Crime.,How long have you been downtown?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46083,"Sixty three pounds consumed per capita, up from twenty seven in 1960. Going to pass beef. Chicken's global. No religious taboos. You don't see your Hindus and your Muslims boycotting poultry.","True enough. No sacred chickens nowhere, so far as I know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46084,"Man, this shit's pretty thick.","You got that right. And brother, I got a feeling it's going to get a whole lot thicker.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46085,Welcome back. We did it. For real.,I know. I can feel it too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46086,Don't do this to yourself. Jerry. You don't love me.,"You're wrong. Since I met you, I don't dream about holes anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46087,A man-eater attacks and you're such a buffoon you almost forget to mention it?,"Well, he got away, didn't he? Riding a donkey not far from here when the lion sprang on them- donkey took the brunt of it- then suddenly the lion ran off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46088,They seemed to be plausible this time. A general strike is a good argument for the UN.,"The UN is far away, dear sir. It is easier to make oneself heard with bombs. If I were in their place, I would use bombs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46089,"My manner? Why don't you go downstairs, get a cup of coffee and calm down? What's the matter, Emmi? What's going on with you? What's wrong?","I'm sorry but I have to leave. I'll find other work. You'll have to get someone else, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46090,"Terrance and Phillip, you are under arrest for working in America without the proper documents! WE GOT YOU!","Dude, what the hell is going on?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46091,"Sorry, boys, I don't have two thousand pounds.","Yes, you fucking do. I've seen your statement.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46092,Excuse me? Are you talking to me?,"I'd have knocked you off those bottles, put a bullet in your ass and be half way to New York right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46093,I instruct you to surrender. You are under attack by Federation forces.,Do you realize what you've done? It wasn't bloodshed I wanted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46094,"I can't leave my job, George.","Yeah, you can. You could just quit. People do it all the time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46095,You just blew up a house in Paris! This program is over. Call it off.,I can't call it off. He's not responding. Get out of my way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46096,I'm sorry about my blowup but I have to have a whipping boy every meeting.,"I understand. But again, in all honesty I was not informed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46097,I know I give him four threes. We can't let him get away with that.,What am I supposed to do? Call him for cheating better than me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46098,I'm sure he'll be heartbroken.,I know he's there! He doesn't even have the balls to pick up the phone!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46099,"You ought to stay over. You always wrote a good hanging story, Hildy.","That's awful kind of you, Sheriff. I've got to get started on my interview. See you later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46100,Is the hill ours too?,"If we want it, it is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46101,"On your feet, fella. I've got to get outside and see how my men are.","Okay, Colonel. But look, there's a pay phone just outside in the hall. Maybe that works, huh? Maybe it'll work? What do you think?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46102,"'Cause you're always out, arresting people. Making trouble. I don't know why I went out with you in the first place, it was embarrassing! I couldn't hold my head up, I used to tell people you were a security guard!","Oh, yeah? Well, how do you think I felt? You were singing in bowling alleys back then. I told people you were a hooker!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46103,"So, not married. Well, good for you. You play the field, like me. A girl in every port, huh?","Exactly, I mean, after all, we're men!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46104,"Rose, if you don't keep your boyfriends away from the house, Daddy is going to fire you.",But I don't know who they are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46105,"I'm an airline pilot. Ah, Clarence, according to my calculations, with this tailwind we ought to be able to make up an additional fifteen minutes over the Rockies.",I think you're the greatest. But my Dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46106,"Beware of the Puget Debs -- and we all laughed, especially him.",I'm not a Puget Deb. I hate that goddamn term!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46107,"Rosemary, honey. Good morning. I'm fine. Thanks for remembering.",It's the least I could do. I heard shouting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46108,It's Halloween. I mean don't you want to get dresses up in a really scary costume and get some candy?,How about this afternoon I pick you up from school and we go get ice cream?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46109,"I'm going to Florida, that's my only chance.",You know what's wrong with you? You got fevers. You kinky as a bedbug. How you gonna get to Florida?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46110,"Morning Buddy, you look happy.",Any better and I'd be guilty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46111,"Thank you so much, Judge Wright, for another wonderful interview.","Judge Wright? Now, Betty? First name terms, surely!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46112,"Oh, I studied the guitar. I had to give it up. Gave me calluses on my fingers. As an actress I can't afford to have a tarnished instrument.","Oh, is this your father?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46113,"That's why I wanted you to come here, Evan. Dr. Redfield already has a background in memory loss.","My father has a bad memory, too?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46114,"Would you like to have me turn around for you, Bingy?","Oh boy, I'd love it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46115,"Maradona is a cokehead. Hand of God, my ass. We're wasting our time here.",He won. He was a winner. That bothers you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46116,How'd you know I wouldn't be in the same room with her?,You told me. When you called you said she was in the other room. Drop the knife.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46117,You proceed from a false assumption. I am a Vulcan. I have no ego to bruise.,You are going to remind me that logic alone dictates your actions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46118,"I know what you just said. Ellie, clear your place.","You'll be fine, Ellie. Now you can be excused. Go and wash your face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46119,You must prevail upon him not to attempt the journey. He could never get through that country alive.,I can't let him go alone. It's suicide!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46120,He can peddle over anytime he wants to for it.,This is serious! I don't have my license. He was my ride.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46121,I'm proud of this play. It's so different from anything you've done.,This is how we've managed to last.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46122,You are a lucky man. Where you come from a man can stand out. It's expected. Here a man is made to look a fool for standing out.,"I like your friend, Joyce. You're lucky.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46123,I thought it might be more effective to find someone who speaks Zulu.,Yes. I see you've issued each of them with a Martini Henry Carbine. Our quota for Native contingencies: one rifle to ten men and only five rounds per rifle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46124,I agree with Marcel. I say we go to the airport and get on a plane.,They'll be waiting for us at the airport.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46125,"I love it. I just love, love, love, love it.",Are you guys gonna fill this place with kids? You sure got room for them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46126,"Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of place is this?","Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46127,You should look like you dressed yourself.,"And I'm supposed to respect your fashion tips, because you're what, a New Yorker?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46128,He is the mightiest and fairest of knights.,"We fought and won battles, and now one man defeats all my knights? I will go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46129,"I love being female because it, how do you say, allows me to be close to men.",I'm glad you're female. Do you think our boy witnessed the primal scene?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46130,"So, this is the man who takes fifty kilos and makes them disappear in one day?","Actually, it was three.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46131,You've got your own TV show?,The guy whose hair I do has his own TV show. All I've got is a blow-dryer and a dream.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46132,Emma! I will not have conversations of this sort carried on by the children at dinner!,Nonsense. Why don't you listen to your children for a change? You might actually learn something?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46133,"That tape sucked, by the way!",I'm so sorry if you were offended!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46134,"I am not John Wayne. There is no ""S"" on his chest. We get down if the play calls for it. But we are into business and making money.",And violence is extra. And expensive. So how much weight you looking to move?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46135,We only owe the King a hundred and fifty.,We get fifty percent. And we get clear of the King.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46136,"If you're going to drink it in here, I'd appreciate it if you'd not bother the customers.",Okay. I'm sorry about that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46137,"One hour, y'hear? Some Saturday night date you are. Mama warned me this would happen if I married such a serious man.","Oh, she did, huh? When I come up I'll show you how Saturday night got invented.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46138,No mushy stuff. I'm running this troupe.,"Oh, you are! Who made you the manager?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46139,Trinity! Go! Get to the basement. Find the catch basin!,The sewers. Of course.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46140,That bruise has cleared up nicely.,"Bruise? Oh, yes. It's better.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46141,"There are three major centers for transsexual surgery: Johns Hopkins, the University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical center. I wouldn't be surprised if Billy has applied for sex reassignment at one or all of them, and been rejected.",On what basis would they reject him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46142,"You didn't have to shoot him, Bo. We coulda just beat him up some.",You see that? The way the man just went right over?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46143,"I hadn't forgotten. I ordered some cloth but it didn't come in and I felt so bad if I would have come to her birthday without that, I just stayed at home.",What did your wife get her?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46144,"Drinks are free, right?",Yes. Would you care for another one?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46145,"You're a lucky man, Diego.","I love you, my brother, do you know that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46146,"Check your code again. No one at base would pull a stunt like that, Terry.","That's what I'm doing, and it comes out the same.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46147,I allus hoped to see you well fixed and have me a crop of grandkids to kiss and fuss around with.,"Like to oblige you, Arletta, but right off I don't know where to put my hands on 'em.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46148,"It's nothing to be ashamed of, in the service of one's country. That's something to be proud of.",Proud? Any jerk with a gun can kill someone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46149,"Life is too long. Except when we have our friends. Look at you! You're still a boy! Sit, sit! I'll open a bottle of wine.","Thanks, but not for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46150,"Yeah. And then it hits that little thing. That little punch bag. What is it? The tonsils. The esophagus, whatever.",Yeah. And you're not getting anything out of it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46151,"Bert Williams and the rest, they had to black up. They had no choice. They were considered 3/5ths of a human being. Did you know that's written in the Constitution of the United States?",Why all of a sudden are you flippin' on me? This blackface thing was part of the deal from the git-go. Don't even try to play it like you ain't a part of all this. You down with Delacroix.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46152,"What do you mean? It's wonderful. Really, it's - it's marvelous! People love me here.",They say you're in debt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46153,There were a party of settlers in the covered wagon times. They got snowbound one winter in the mountains. They had to resort to cannabilism in order to stay alive.,You mean they ate each other up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46154,"And the other person I just fucked, which was a mistake. But I went to the clinic last week with Jennie.",I made her get tested with me because I didn't want to go alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46155,I am big. It's the pictures that got small.,I knew there was something wrong with them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46156,Pharmaceutical! You are a god.,One for you and one for me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46157,"Well, you know, I wanna fucking see him. I gotta know what it's like to be on MTV.","Yeah, we all want to see him. So when's he coming?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46158,"It is, after all, Sera, my money.","Yes, of course. How much do you need?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46159,Drugs begin pouring out of America into every other country in the world. Canada is completely overwhelmed.,What if every country legalized at the same time?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46160,What are you talking about? You can't marry Osgood.,You think he's too old for me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46161,I drove to St. Cloud to show Mark and Vanessa the ultrasound. And I wound up staying for a couple of hours.,A couple of hours? Why are you going up there in the first place?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46162,That's right. Just drive toward him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.,That's a freakin' fact. Least of all us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46163,You have a better chance of being hit by a Mack truck with a refrigerated cargo bed full of sirloin tip.,"I defy your hamburger theory of life, and all of the unfulfilled hopes and dreams it represents.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46164,"Man, it costs a fortune to heat this place.",I'm glad you find humor in this. Do you know what people would do for that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46165,Are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something?,"You think you're cool, don't you? You think you know what's really happening, don't you? Well, you don't know shit, buddy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46166,"You can't be here, Tatum. This is an official crime scene.",It's okay. She was supposed to pick me up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46167,I can just feel my spirits soar.,"Well, I don't do it for just anybody.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46168,To be honest Mary Sue. I didn't think you'd want to come here until we'd been pinned for a little while.,"Oh, Biff. You can ""pin"" me any time you want to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46169,"I'm sorry, I don't know what that was.","A handshake, or you know, someone pats you on your back through clothes. Doctors, people who have to touch you. But not by people who want to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46170,We got evicted from our home. We've both been on the streets for the last week.,We was coming to see you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46171,It's always how you would do it. This is my version.,You're right. It's your version. You should come over to the studio sometime.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46172,"Get off my back, Qualen!","I haven't even got on it yet. Let's go, time to fetch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46173,"Oh, I've got stories, believe me. They're a little more risque than tales of Band Camp.","Are they gross or something, like guy stuff? Tell me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46174,You cook very well!,And that I can drive a truck!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46175,Kill someone. I can't do it.,Is it so bad? It would be quick. He wouldn't even have to feel it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46176,"Proms always make me sad. They're so final. Graduation. Everyone's scattering, moving on.","Well, are you here with anybody?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46177,Then maybe you should get your glasses checked.,"Not everyone can have X-ray vision, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46178,"It's all in the wrist. You know, you look really familiar. You from around here? Where'd you go to high school?","No, we're from San Diego. Why?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46179,This is fuckin' post-pubescent Disneyland.,"You gotta love the pirates, baby. The pirates are money.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46180,"I don't groom a horse to have it admired by others, I groom it because it needs grooming.",I do not do it for others. But Ponsonby thinks they are good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46181,"So, it is a blacklist.","Don't say that. There is no such thing as a blacklist. Now, are you gonna play ball?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46182,Is that what you do? Draw pictures?,"Yeah, sometimes. I like to dabble, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46183,"Fourty-four, twenty one dead.","They didn't want to give up those one-fifty-fives, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46184,"It's still possible the eyelash specimen came from a janitor, delivery man--it could have blown in through an open window.",He was afraid of being exposed. That's why he did it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46185,I thought it was a rare case of a brother getting a break in the courts. We did an honorin' song for him and everything.,He's looking at a few hundred years in Leavenworth. He's not gonna come out without a fight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46186,A policeman delivered the baby in a taxicab.,Tough luck. You'll have to split the fee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46187,He's done. He's dying.,Don't count on it. We better take him out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46188,"So if you know everything about Hudsucker, tell me why the Board decided to make Norville Barnes president.","Well, that even surprised ole Moses at fust. I didn't think the Board was that smart.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46189,I'm going to throw out these old videos.,No. You can't bin these. They're classics. I'm not allowing this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46190,Andy! I'm heading out the door.,"But Mom, I can't find him!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46191,"Look, look, look. You gotta go now, okay? The customers complain.",We're your customers. We're not complaining.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46192,"That's true. You'd better sit there. You there, and Ornulf there.",Now you've got all the big ones on one side.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46193,Glorious. I'm not surprised. I fed you enough of that stuff to send a horse to heaven. I'm just glad you came back.,I would have stayed there if I could.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46194,At least I'm a growing person.,You won't keep growing at this rate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46195,I think I can make it to South Boston.,"Aah, it's kind of a hike.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46196,I shall dance for you tonight as I've never danced before.,This is a fine thing to be doing at my age.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46197,Let's consummate our fiendish union!,I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46198,"Boy, sweetie, this is weird, okay.","I know. I kept walkin', I headed for your house, only it wasn't your house, really. You let me in only you weren't real pleased to see me. You kept askin', 'Why'd you come to see me now? Why now?' Like it'd been a long time since we'd seen each other.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46199,"We did it! We did it, my boy! We're going to see Tatiana at the ballet tonight and we're going to be rich! Rich!","But it's not the money, Vlad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46200,They sort of got away.,"I see. Well, get back out on the street and find them before I ""sort of"" kill you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46201,I'm talking to you gently now.,Yeah. But it's going to get loud again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46202,"That's great, now make a left, then straight!","Oh, yeah he was straight all right, just wasn't very good in the sack. I used to give him directions. Higher, lower, faster, harder, small circles, do the alphabet. Useless.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46203,Oh my God. Is her son OK?,"We're looking for him. In your opinion, why did Frank kidnap Dorothy's son and husband?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46204,It came yesterday. I haven't opened it yet.,Maybe it's supposed to end now. Maybe God wouldn't have it any other way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46205,"Since she has repented, all she does is throw stones.",Hattie is a different person now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46206,"Annie says her panties will keep one side of my brain occupied while I'm on the mound, thus keeping my brain slightly off center, which is where it should be for artists and pitchers. She also said I should throw whatever pitches you call for.",Annie's a smart lady.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46207,Where's the gangsta of love?,Probably stoned out of his gourd in some corner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46208,"It's a rough plan, Guy! What does it matter if we're doing episode 31 or not?!",BECAUSE I DIED IN EPISODE 31!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46209,I'll never meet the man of my dreams.,You and the other 99% of the women in the world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46210,I have your samples ready.,Have you forgotten? I don't need any samples where I'm going.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46211,Yeah I want something. I want you to run over to that machine and get me a pop.,You can't do that yourself?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46212,"Oh yeah, you don't eat food.",I eat. I just haven't had coffee yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46213,That gives you an idea of what I'm up against!,We're up against a lot more than that with that nutty slogan you invented: 'Reform the Reds With a Rope'.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46214,You are a very perceptive young woman.,Just a little crazy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46215,"Guy, you're not going to get killed on the planet, okay?","Oh, I'm not? I'm not? Then what's my last name?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46216,My whole life has been combat.,I want it to be over for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46217,"Is that it, Bruce? I'm under some magic spell?",She wants to kill you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46218,"Hi, hello, great. This is Seduce and Destroy?",It is. Can I have your home phone number with area code?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46219,"Jesus Christ, man, don't shoot me!",Turn around. Hands on your head!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46220,"Look at us. It's one o'clock in the morning, on a school night. We're in a smoky nightclub, hoping to catch our principal with some big city tart.",I'm trembling with excitement.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46221,He's making a fine recovery.,He certainly is. He should be up and about in no time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46222,"Willie, are you willing to repeat your statements under sodium pentothal? Under the supervision of a doctor?","Fuck, yeah! I told you so. And you can tell'em all I told you so.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46223,"Good morning, Mr. Dickson. My wife is much better this morning.","Well, that's too bad. Mine's all right too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46224,My husband's at the office.,Actually he's not. And he's moved from his apartment at the El Macando.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46225,"Please don't get a divorce! God, Mark, just do me a solid and stay with your wife.","God, you're so young.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46226,"We're not sitting here 'til November. There's a cargo plane coming to Devil's Cauldron in four days, and I'm putting you on it.","We get wet, we freeze to death in a couple hours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46227,I guess we could go to Disneyland or something.,Think of it as a rite of passage to manhood.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46228,"Who is this war against, Sam?","Well, terrorists of course.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46229,Jack was only at that branch once when he took the box years ago.,They've still got to be able to sign his name.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46230,Well that's stupid. This is my park just as much as it is theirs. You think it's fair they keep us out just because they make us think we'll get killed or something?,Yes. I think that's very fair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46231,"Jack, I'm as conniving as they come, but a sneak attack is just wrong.",He's right. And things are happening too fast. It smells like the Bay of Pigs all over again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46232,20 hours on the clock. Out and back. Double for overtime.,And no questions asked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46233,Get me a couple of beers and a salami.,We could make a start on the floor afterwards.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46234,"I'm so excited to see this film - Dustoffvarnya is such a brilliant director! Did you see his last film, The Flower That Drank The Moon? It was simply glorious!","Uh, no. I missed that one. But what do I know? I like Laurel and Hardy movies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46235,A great artist will have great privileges in a Russian zone.,"That's why he didn't get the hell out of here when he had the chance! I put that to him, he couldn't answer. Why didn't he go and direct in America, like that Italian, Toscanini.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46236,I thought they'd be in coffins.,That's exactly what this place is. One great big coffin. Let's stake 'em.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46237,I'd like to talk with Jane McKenna.,Would I be telling you all this? She copped out long ago. She committed suicide Baxter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46238,Excuse me. Snoopy? Did we settle the fish thing?,Yeah. Sure. It's all settled.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46239,I don't have a phone.,I drove over and you were gone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46240,"Rick, hit the ball easier, son. You don't have to kill it.",Can't I just maim it a little?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46241,"Well, because you guys don't look alike.",No. I wasn't adopted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46242,"I don't expect anything, except to be left alone.",Fine with me. But I'm afraid you'll have to let go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46243,Maybe they'll leave now. That snake was a pretty nasty customer.,He might have hurt somebody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46244,"I said it must be weird seeing your monsters again, and you said, ""The only monsters are here."" I was wondering which here you meant.","I don't recall. Memories of the war, perhaps.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46245,You try get across Laos? Get to Thailand?,Yeah. Got some business there. What are you gonna do?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46246,They're not going to hurt you. They're encased in plastic.,"I don't want to see them, Kathryn.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46247,You can stop. I will go on alone.,We're too far away to walk. Don't you understand?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46248,Is everything gonna be all right someday? I just stay nervous all the time just about.,"Yeah, honey, someday everything's gonna be all right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46249,Who's the other wrestler? The one with the mustache?,That is my wife.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46250,I think I can find my own way back to into town.,Maybe I like to find out about a man first. Maybe I like to know what he's made of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46251,"We'll get separated over the target, but you and I will rendezvous for the run to China. I'm on your wing.",And I'm on yours. Land of the free.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46252,"I'm sorry, I was at the theater and I didn't receive your note until I returned to my hotel.",Thank you for coming. Would you care for a drink?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46253,I thought she'd get a kick out of it.,It was a harmless little prank. Who in the world would've thought she'd spend her life waiting for this guy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46254,"Dick, you should call Bobby.",He doesn't want me at the funeral.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46255,"Koko, write down their names, don't just make marks.","One rule! No throwing up. He throws up, you forfeit everything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46256,Your whores never showed up.,"They left an hour ago, pink nuts.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46257,But I can't just drop everything and leave. I have responsibilities and obligations.,"Do you have a hundred thousand of them, sir?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46258,"They seem native to the planet. It's got an atmosphere and a dense gravity. It's dead now, but once it must have been fertile.","No. It's just too small to support fauna as big as the parasites. If there were a native ecology, it would have to be microscopic.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46259,That's not bad. How about a float of George Washington crossing the Delaware?,Or maybe crossing a river!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46260,"Sir, I ran the 220 in high school.","He's fast, Captain, I saw him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46261,"Hey Bret. Christ, my head feels like a split coconut.",Dude there is a track on the carpet between here and the bathroom. It was made by your ass. You've been dragging it all fucking week. What happened to you yesterday?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46262,"The speedometer of her car showed she had driven 94 miles that day. Where did she go? I have to know, Scottie. Where she goes and what she does, before I got involved with doctors.",Have you talked to the doctors at all?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46263,"You know what's ridiculous? Your libretto, that's what's ridiculous. Only an idiot would ask Wolfi to work on that stuff!",Oh yes? And what's so intelligent about writing a Requiem?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46264,"Cecile, all I want to do is give you a kiss.",And then I can go home?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46265,I'm not leaving Midge.,"Don't be an asshole, Richard. They're gonna kill you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46266,"Did you copy these gravestones right, Adam?",Of course I did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46267,Do you have any ice tea?,Sure. Come on in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46268,OK. I'll lend you some money. Let's go outside and see how much we have left.,Can we make it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46269,Why don't you take off your jacket? You're warm.,"Yeah, why don't I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46270,I think I've just seen my next future ex-wife.,Not if you kill us first - unless that's how you plan to leave Muffy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46271,Good evening. It must be all the different time zones I crossed that makes me feel this weary.,You should go back and rest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46272,Is there anything you need? I'm going food-shopping.,"Well, I am going to go after lunch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46273,Let's get moving with this net.,They're getting pretty close now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46274,3000 feet. I'll do it.,Go ahead. I can't reach. 2000 feet!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46275,"Agent Kulok, could you wipe my face?",Don't you touch him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46276,What the hell is that thing doing out there? You're not taking that body anywhere.,We're taking the body back to Portland and there's not a thing you can do about it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46277,"Sir, do you have a problem?","Yeah, my problem is you're tired.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46278,"I had to bring you down from that cloud you were floating on. When I say I don't want to get married, I mean just that. I don't want to marry anybody. Not for years.",So who's asking? I don't want to marry you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46279,You wanna hear a nasty story of mine? It's kind of sexual.,"Yeah, bring it on!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46280,I still say this is no test. A catapult can throw a stone farther than a man can.,That depends on the man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46281,"Hey, hey, hey. They're playing our song.",We're on the move.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46282,"So, you two were just, uh, telling old campfire stories, were you?","Do me a favor. Don't pretend for a second that you and I don't know the truth. You can convince Time magazine and the Skeptical Inquirer of whatever you want, but I was there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46283,"I think he's been sick. He's alright now, but I think he's been very, very sick.","Well, think about going to sleep. Good night, baby.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46284,"So you're going to fight fires now, huh?","Doesn't work on you. See ya around, little brother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46285,Cat got his tongue?,Actually he never told us what it was.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46286,"Theo, I want you to get out of this town.",I'm getting to like it here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46287,You don't wanna put beer over mai-tai.,"If you can't keep up, don't drink yours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46288,I hear she's getting real fat.,"Baby, she's the one who should be thinking about you. Sounds to me like you cut loose some dead weight. Trust me, Mikey, you're better off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46289,You want my partner to kiss your ass?,Would that be good enough for ya?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46290,"Stranger my foot, it was my grandmother who helped you into this world.","Well, I don't want to put you out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46291,I can't believe this is happening. I'm supposed to be meeting him in an hour.,"Okay, just calm down. It's going to be okay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46292,I was dying. I thought for sure everyone could see it on my face.,All anybody saw was Clint Eastwood drinkin' coffee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46293,Greetings fellow sheep counter.,"And this is my assistant, Mary Lambretta.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46294,"Here it is. A bird on one side. His cage on the other. Now, stare at it. The bird seems to be in his cage.","Yes, he does. May I try?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46295,"Uh, we just wanted to stop by and say that we really enjoyed your sets.","Oh, yeah, really, oh!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46296,"You have no right, no right to take the worst thing that's ever happened to me and make it into some kind of game.",Stop acting like you're someone special. You're just like the rest of us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46297,"According to what we've been able to verify, you've been busy.",I've got a lot of energy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46298,Why run out and close the barn door when the horse is gone? I remember when you weren't saved. That was way back yonder when the Natchez Trace was just a dirt road.,Some people grow up and change their ways.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46299,Miss Blue Blood? Her family's been here since the year 12.,That's not true. It was 1620.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46300,"What your mother means, Clark, is that she don't want folks to think you're special.","I bless the day you came to us, son. You know that. But some people wouldn't understand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46301,You should get Married.,That's what I should do. Tell me why?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46302,It's not safe down there. The fire started down there. The whole thing could collapse.,Then your father's a dead man and Jimmy Bones is gonna be around a long time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46303,"Actually it's down .2 from the last quarters highest, but I think it will pick up.",I am equally impressed with your knowledge of the market. How long have you been with the company now ?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46304,We read five times that you were killed in five different places.,"As you see, it was true every single time. Thank heaven I found you, Berger. I am looking for a man by the name of Ugarte. He is supposed to help me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46305,The Lenape. He comes to gawk at civilization from time to time.,He is a behemoth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46306,That's why I was getting a divorce.. What I really think is that I had a heart attack at the reunion and died.,You look pretty good for a corpse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46307,"You must really think I'm a square, a computer nerd.","No, Mack, I do not think you're a square and definitely not a nerd.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46308,Clark. He's late again. I can't figure him out.,That's because there's nothing to figure out. Now will you please pay attention. I'm not through insulting your father.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46309,You've been mostly dead all day.,We had Miracle Max make a pill to bring you back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46310,"If he heard you talking like that he'd make you walk the plank. Three, two, one. Now it's your turn, spin.",A-ha! You landed on Candyland! Now swallow it!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46311,It's been about a year.,A motherfucking year off the motherfucking boat and got a good business in our neighborhood occupying a building that had been boarded up for longer than I care to remember and I've been here a long time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46312,"Your West Virginia specimen gave us quite a bit of trouble, but I finally managed to narrow his species through chaetaxy - studying the skin.","I'm the one who found his perforating proboscis! Are you wearing a gun, right now? Ooh, cool! Can I see it? Can I?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46313,"One of these days, you're going to wake up in the middle of the night and find that you've cut your throat.",How clumsy. I'd never forgive myself. Good night my dear.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46314,"Otho, you've got to help me get Maxie Dean up here. I have a deal that could make all of us very comfortable.",He's a cloven-hooved beast!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46315,Put it on the little tab so that it balances with the big one.,"Yeah, so things'll be even.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46316,I've got something in my bag.,"Oh, it's not bad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46317,"I could get used to this, looking down on people.",They don't even realize they should be frightened.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46318,He's parted his moorings.,We're throwing him a Last Supper. We came to invite you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46319,"You're gone now! I don't climb with people I can't trust. Why'd you come up, to prove something?","I'm here for the same reason you are, so let's do it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46320,I'm gonna fuck her tonight. I swear to God I'm gonna fuck her.,How are you gonna fuck two virgins in a day? That shits gotta be against the law.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46321,Then how did a Reman get to be Praetor? I don't get it.,We have to assume he had Romulan collaborators.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46322,My career is shot.,"Your career! What about the lives of those people out there. Simon, what happened to the man I thought I loved?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46323,How much time you figure to get to the surface?,Two and a half minutes. Once we're in the sub.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46324,Where did he get all that information?,From the oddest place. His parent's told him. I don't think I got that memo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46325,That's why it was four years between you and Thomas. It took me that long to regain her respect.,I'm not my mother. I can't have the respect without the knowing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46326,Good evening. Did you have a pleasant day today?,Busy. I went swimming and prepared a new vehicle. A big vehicle.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46327,"I'm afraid I can't, sir. You have to go through the proper channels.","And you can't tell me what the proper channels are, because that's classified information?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46328,You're full of shit. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Full of shit?,Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seemed as if you liked to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46329,"Well, I notice you don't seem to have any close friends at Millard. You seem to be kind of a loner.","No, I'm not. I'm just really busy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46330,"As soon as I heard the alarm, I saw the cops.","I'm telling ya, it wasn't that soon. They didn't let their presence be known until after Mr. Blonde went off. I'm not sayin' they weren't there, I'm sayin' they were there. But they didn't move in till Mr. Blonde became a madman. That's how I know we were set up. You can see that, can't you, Mr. White?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46331,What am I looking for? You're the one talking deal.,Friday's the drop-dead date on the offer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46332,"Marty, your mother wants you onna phone.","Come on over about half past seven, we'll think of something. Hello, Ma, what's the matter?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46333,You're an attractive man.,You have a certain modest charm yourself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46334,Why don't you take off your hat and stay awhile?,I forgot I had it on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46335,I had to use shoe polish to make that sign. The smell won't come off.,Do you think anyone can see us down here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46336,"I don't mean to alarm you, but I'm getting a nose bleed from the altitude.",Just remember the needle in the haystack.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46337,Hector thinks you like him.,Well Hector's a giant cracker.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46338,"Alright, the one on the airplane had an accident, but usually babies don't smell.",They know very little about the Jurassic Period they know less about the Cretaceous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46339,"With this thing! I'm gonna put this thing right through the window, that's how!",You mean you're going to try to pick that thing up and shove it through the window?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46340,I don't know why we have to watch T.V.,Mike. We don't have to watch it. Come on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46341,These look kind of familiar.,"Triceratops was a constant browser, and constant browsers would be constantly sick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46342,"Well, in reality it's not that dangerous, Bob. It's only dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.","Yeah, but what if some nut pulled gun on you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46343,"I'm gonna stay here in this room, Sailor. I don't feel so good? This heat makes me tired.","Okay, honey, I'll see you later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46344,Smells like something crawled in there and died.,Oh really? I thought it was pretty good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46345,Do you have any idea what's going on out there? The phones are ringing off the hook with people screaming to be let back into the city.,We're sending divers into the river now to retrieve the body.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46346,"Tomorrow, we will bring some lights and also hang some fabric. I think it will be finished in the morning.","It's perfect, you've done a great job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46347,"I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat.",But what if we leave them behind?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46348,"You know what happened to the Tower of Babel, don't you? It fell down.",You're sucking too much nitrogen in your mix.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46349,Can you take me to Color Me Mine?,Yeah. Are you sure mommy's not home? It's very late.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46350,Cohaagen knows it makes air. But the bastard won't turn it on.,"Of course not. If Mars had an atmosphere, he's lose control.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46351,"This is only part of the business, George. A very small part. Don't worry, there is so much more to do. Which reminds me, I need a favor from you. I must go to Colombia.","What is it, George? Because I have to get home. I've got a parole officer waiting for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46352,"That's why I wear a fifty dollar hat. Was a two hundred dollar hat, I hadda kill you.","Bet you say that to all the girls, Perfect Tommy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46353,"Doctor McCurdy, what was the cause of death?",A massive cardiac arrest.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46354,That we should crunch our hands with this stone. That way we'd never forget what happened today.,But it would hurt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46355,The plutonium is missing. They've taken the core!,Then it's no longer a bomb?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46356,"I think she's the alien. In any case, she's clearly spent my too much time alone in this room.",Keep her out of here while I check it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46357,What about running number two by itself?,It's a full 2500 horses down. We couldn't drag that boat down hill on ice with it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46358,"What the hell do you know about bad time. You didn't love her, you didn't have to explain to her family.",And you weren't looking into her eyes when she fell. Now drop it!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46359,You're Dante Hicks? Oh my God! I didn't even recognize you!,Because he's out of shape.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46360,They want your autograph.,Who am I supposed to be?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46361,You mean Camp Sixty-Nine.,That's what they called it when I was in Juvenile. It's a pretty dismal place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46362,The book is almost finished. Your legs are getting better. Soon you'll be able to walk. You'll be wanting to leave.,Why would I want to leave? I like it here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46363,"Find out how we can hurt him. By the end of the day, I want to own him.",It's happening right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46364,Ha. Maybe I should join SNL.,Need to get in that building?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46365,"Look, you said you weren't feeling great. I thought you should rest.",Bullshit. You'd drag me off my deathbed if it suited you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46366,So? So nobody's going to want to pay for these Gatorades.,"What do you care? Hey, what smells like shoe polish?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46367,"Well, I heard you met Herr Mozart.",Oh? News travels fast in Vienna.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46368,Damn! These are one hundred dollar Nikes!,I thought you said two hundred.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46369,"What, you don't really think they left with their clothes on the lines? Photos on the walls?","Maybe they had weight limits, you don't know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46370,"Who else is paying for all this? You badmouth the woman all the time, but you sure do take the payoffs she gives you.","I'll pay Lilly back, don't you worry about that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46371,There's Pepsi in the fridge.,"It's not the same thing, is it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46372,These are deeds and mortgages of farms the bank was holding for the railroad.,Better pass them over here before something happens to 'em.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46373,Far out. Where are my glasses?,They broke when you fell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46374,"Polaris, where are you? Maybe I'm too far south.",You don't know where you are. You missed the shipping lanes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46375,"He practically proposed when he found out we had the same dermatologist. I mean. Dr. Bonchowski is great an all, but he's not exactly relevant party conversation.",Is he oily or dry?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46376,"No, no, no. We've been looking to renovate that area of our hotel for some time now. The security team is only present to preserve floor integrity, due to the roof access.",Is your security team armed?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46377,What do you know about boats? I bet you can't even swim.,"What I know about boats is they take you to freedom. Come on, man. I think we can do this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46378,You have a real philosophy of life.,"It's called the Law of Love, asshole.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46379,They'll be back in a week.,They can stay for two weeks. I don't care.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46380,You don't have watches?,"Dude, you didn't say anything about watches.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46381,"Someone should check him out. Maybe a collection somewhere got knocked over. He has one, he might have two.",You see that desk? _Your_ desk? You see the crap piled up on it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46382,Have you been back recently?,I haven't been there for three years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46383,I have a lot of money. Do you know how much money I've got?,"Don't tell me, 'cause I'm not going to tell you what I've got.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46384,You're acting like a crazy person.,You're straddling the state line. You're in two places at once.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46385,"Margo, darling. You washed me up. Remember? We're just friends. You wanted it that way.","She's very beautiful. She's much younger than I am. And she's rich, I hope.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46386,"Mom, I just finished the third movement of that concerto I was working on. I put, like, this techno beat on this Japanese folk tune -- wanna hear it?",No! We not like to hear it! Go to your room and shut up!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46387,We rented a car.,You didn't need to do that. You just didn't.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46388,"Wait a minute, Bruce. What's commission on a $100,000.00 policy?","Well, at his age, twenty payment life, a little over a thousand dollars.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46389,"I mean it strikes me funny that every time Superman comes around, you disappear.","Superman? Oh, was he here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46390,"I've been thinking about getting tattoo. You know, a flower or something. On my ass.",Who's gonna see it there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46391,I wish he'd do his job already so we could do our job.,We can't do our job unless he does his job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46392,You couldn't get these shutters open?,I called a locksmith and he said the earliest he could get here it tomorrow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46393,"Well, how are you enjoying your first day on the job?",I think I lost a week's salary at the dart board.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46394,Get your clothes off.,What are you talking about? I'm freezing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46395,"Yeah. Um, I hooked up a whole private adoption thing. These married people in Saint Cloud are going to be the parents.",Really? What are they like?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46396,So you got pinched in the elevator. So what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?,"All right, all right! But how long can we keep this up?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46397,You were asked to have a glass of wine. Sit down!,And be poisoned out here in the open?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46398,Did you ever steal a car before?,Yeah. I've stolen two cars before. One Jaguar. And one Trans-Am. With T- Tops. That Trans-Am was fun to drive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46399,What you did is dead wrong.,"Oh, is it? Buddy boy, in this business if people don't produce, they get fired.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46400,"We are not partners. Between your daddy, my daddy, and the beating I just took, as far as I can tell all partners get you is dead.",Well we're not friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46401,"But Di, all this food reminds me of how much I want to teach our baby.","Like Cocoa Puffs. Good. Captain Crunch. Bad. Shreds the roof of your mouth. I mean you hear, ""Tricks are for kids!"" And you think, ""I'm a kid, I guess they're for me."" But your baby brain's got no idea that Fruit Loops are, like, a million times better. I'm going to save our kid all that pain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46402,"I mean, you feel a little feverish.",I've never felt better in my life. When do you get off work?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46403,"Tiny ain't got no car, he ain't even got a bicycle.",How's he get around out here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46404,"Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry, I told you to use fewer briquettes and now look what you've done. You've cremated them.",That's what I do. Do you wanna do it??,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46405,I'm proposing a re-vote on watchin' the ballgame!,A vote is before the group.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46406,"If I call the police, your price will go down to a minus sign.",Bluff. You've waited too long.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46407,"Oh, that's just a bunch of baloney! We never believed that in my family!","Well, we did in my family!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46408,Are we just going to go on sitting here?,"He'll be back. Let's sit still and hang on, okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46409,Y'all let me know if these steaks are too dry.,This all looks wonderful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46410,"Dad, the ponds are for old ladies.",Just a favor for your old man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46411,This is how you see the sky?,It's how I hear it. The display's just a little something I programmed for astronomers with the misfortune of sight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46412,I demand to know everything. I do not trust six-hundred thousand dollars of coca to someone I don't know.,It's a lousy fifteen kilos. I piss fifteen kilos.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46413,He's very very sick.,I know him. That's Noel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46414,I feel so embarrassed.,"Why? You uncorked a bottle. From what I can tell, I got here just in time. Any later and you'd have made the front page, running down Main Street naked, smoking Camels out of your butt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46415,"Hey, kid. You interested in a job? I just got word from your employment agency that you're looking for a position in retail sales.",A job? I definitely wouldn't turn down a job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46416,"As I said, second of all you're too skinny. You've got tiny lungs. I still don't understand how you can dive without getting sick.",The size of the lungs has nothing to do with it!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46417,"Duly noted, Ted. Edmunds, try using suction.","It's not sucking, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46418,"Forgive me, ma'am, I cannot speak for the nation, only for myself. As Prime Minister I confess I miss your presence, but that is only an expression of my own selfish desires and I should not burden you with it.",I stay here because I am happy. Is that such a terrible crime?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46419,I made no request to go out riding today. How long has he been there?,"I don't know, ma'am. He was observed earlier, I believe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46420,"Mortals, mortals everywhere. And lots of drops to drink.",They are here. I know they are. Listen for something that doesn't make a sound.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46421,"Aunt May, you're trespassing.",Your records are older than you are. Have you never heard of new wave?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46422,"Here I am bragging my Mom is the tooth fairy, and I'm talking to Santa's kid!",I haven't seen you around here before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46423,We never quit fighting until we're dead.,You'd be killing a friend. Don't you know how much I like you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46424,"That's alright, we got a pressing engagement!","Yeah, right outside the door!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46425,I knew that life didn't add up to the obvious when I was 8.,What do you add up to here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46426,"Kiss him, maybe he'll turn into a frog.",Should be coming out of it soon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46427,I walked out the door. There's no more memory.,Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46428,May I present her Royal Highness Princess Anastasia!,Oh good! We haven't seen an Anastasia in several days!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46429,"They don't know iff'n to smile, spit or swallow.",They ain't never seen a bull gang before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46430,"Mr. Masry, before you go off on some crusade, you might want to remember who it is you're dealing with here. PG&E is a 28- billion dollar corporation.",Thanks. I'll keep it in mind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46431,Looks like some kind of Mynock.,There will be more of them. They always travel in groups. And there's nothing they like better than to attach themselves to ships. Just what we need right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46432,"Don't matter. They're all the same: dead weight. Can't make a decision, can't walk because of their shoes, can't work because of their fingernails. Make my skin crawl!","Well, I'm a victim of circumstance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46433,My fellow Americans. I have led this fight in the War against profanity. I have founded Mothers Against Canada. Our neighbor to the north has abused us for the last time.,"As Commander in chief, I have ordered our Army to set up defensive positions along the US-Canada border in anticipation of an attack.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46434,I don't follow no gamblin' Commissioner. I'm just a fighter.,Now the fight's off the books altogether. Meyer Lansky couldn't get a bet down on this fight. Some people are saying you're going into the tank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46435,Are there any good sicknesses that aren't too depressing?,"Guys. The environment. I'm telling you, it's totally key. The earth is in terrible shape, we could al die, and besides, Sting's doing it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46436,I know I don't want to stay in here.,"We'll be better off in the open. If we stick together, maybe we can kill this creep for good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46437,He called the day he escaped.,He did? I don't remember. Did he say about me? In the trunk?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46438,I no from around here.,"Yeah, you and everyone else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46439,"Has he tried down the back of the fridge? I mean, that's where I normally find things.","He seemed like a nice guy, Alex.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46440,We tried to point that out. But there were some pretty nosey citizens who wouldn't listen to reason. They said Aspen had outgrown us. It's all right to play poker in your own home but not in a saloon.,I knew something would happen when they started puttin' up fences and passin' laws.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46441,I was worried about you. Did you hear about the bash?,Yeah. I think it's really sick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46442,"It's fool proof, basically. I designed this whole thing myself. Every valuable object in the Museum carries a small electronic chip. If anything's moved so much as an inch, we get an alarm pinpointing the exact location of the attempted theft.",That's great if you're stopping a burglar. Not our goal here. Are there motion detectors?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46443,Love this car! Is it new?,Yes! And you don't even know where you're going!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46444,This is how I dress all the time.,But you took off your Captain Kidd uniform.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46445,"I came back to help you. You said do I let girls sneak into my house. You know where I live. If you need to, come to where I live, OK?","Who are you? Maybe I'll need to. You like me, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46446,"Shit O goodness, you won't be thirty for another year, and you're more beautiful than ever.",Does that mean you might have an assignment for me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46447,"Thank you, Fidel Castro.","You're not going to blame this on Castro, are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46448,"Well, I wasn't nervous.","Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned. But that's not the same thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46449,Everyone in favor of changing the schedule raise his hand.,That's it! We made it!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46450,You saw that Michael Meyers display. You've got to be pretty twisted to come up with something like that.,I guess. It's just hard to believe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46451,I only just heard of Conor. I came up from Catroch as soon as I could.,You're a kind man to be sure.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46452,And if you ditch us we get zilch.,"Sure, I end up with some cash. And a lot of bonds I don't know how to dispose of.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46453,"Andrew brought AIDS into our offices, into our men's room. He brought AIDS to our annual goddamn family picnic.",We ought to be suing him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46454,Of course I'm proud. You know he started with nothing? Look at him today. Playing concerts.,"Mom, Vincent's not interested.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46455,Know what I'm going to buy with my first pay check?,"Season tickets to the Yankees. Right there on the first base line. What's wrong, baby?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46456,He didn't have to worry about nuclear weapons.,"Yeah, but the country didn't even exist as a country yet. It was a mess, and he didn't have a leg to stand on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46457,"If anyone had paid to have that husband of hers killed, it would have been me.","Mrs. Blaine? I can tell you right now, without a doubt, that your granddaughter is alive, and did not kill Del Sizemore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46458,"Why don't we just take the whole damn building, brick by brick Doug.","Look at it this way, it's their contribution. If we'd explained it to them, they'd probably have given it to us anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46459,Search me. Ask the Gypsies.,Here's a guy that's wholesome and fresh. To us he looks like a freak. You know what he told me tonight? He said when he gets married he wants to carry his bride over the threshold in his arms.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46460,You put handcuffs on them and you take them to the police station.,"Oh. guess I could do that, then.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46461,You survived and now you shall continue the curse.,What are you talking about? I won't accept this! Get out! God damit!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46462,"Ain't no way, man, security's too tight. The big iron?","Maybe. But, if I were gonna hack some heavy metal, I'd, uh, work my way back through some low security, and try the back door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46463,"What do we owe our governments? Yours kidnapped you, mine abandoned me.","Petra, this ain't about the people that sent us here, you know that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46464,"Yes, well unfortunately I can't just switch the ""on"" button to ""off."" The sad fact of the matter is that you've unintentionally rubbed off on me.",And that's a bad thing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46465,"Are we good? Yeah, we're good. We're beautiful. We're perfect. This is A grade, one-hundred percent pure Colombian cocaine, Ladies and Gentlemen. Disco shit. Pure as the driven snow. Good riddance.","You saved my life, Dulli. You'll never fucking know. All you guys. Everyone just got a raise. Instead of ten percent, you get fifteen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46466,I found you. I saved your life. You were bleeding all over the place!,"That's quite enough, Kalen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46467,I believe you sent for me.,"Yes, yes, please sit down. I will be with you in a moment.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46468,Target practice again! One of these days they're going to hit us.,"As long as they keep on aiming at us, we're safe. Come now, child.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46469,We get the games on the radio sometimes.,We played down in Jackson yesterday. Heard a rumor you've got a boy up here who can hit the ball a ton.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46470,They want to hold you in Contempt for ethics violations.,"They claim you helped create a shell company for Sam Vollotti in Zurich and that through your continuing relationship, the Gambino family's been able to exert influence and provide false witnesses to discredit our case.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46471,It's like this major meal in a shake you drink instead of having a big meal.,It's a diet thing?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46472,They're all asking how you're doing. Are you feeling up to saying hello to everyone?,Actually I'm feeling up to leaving.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46473,"Jeffrey, you're not going down by Lincoln, are you?","No, I'm just going to walk around the neighborhood. Don't worry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46474,You professional men drive a hard bargain. I'm afraid I only have five on me. Sheila pulls out a 5 dollar bill.,"If you want a professional man, you have to be willing to pay for him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46475,You really are having a mid-life crisis.,"I know, it's stupid.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46476,"Ted, divorce is a terrible thing. I know, I went through it. You've got to believe I did everything I could to get Joanna to stay. But I'll tell you something. You may not want to hear it, but it took a lot of courage for Joanna to do what she just did.",I'd like to know what the hell kind of courage it takes to walk out on your husband and your child?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46477,"That's why right now is a very groovy time, man. We still have freedom, but we also have responsibility.","Really, there's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46478,Alright. the first thing is to get into her apartment and open a window that I could crawl into later.,"Now, how are you going to do that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46479,"Good question. See, that's where the fun comes in. ARCADE changes it every time. He's a machine without a soul. Once you give him a soul, he stops being a threat.",But how can it change every time?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46480,"Then who is? Come on, Nell. Deep down, if you really thought it wasn't Jim, why wouldn't you be leaving right this second? Why wouldn't you be afraid? Really afraid.",Because I don't want to ruin things. Because home is where the heart is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46481,"Here, have a piece of gum.",Don't mind if I do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46482,"No, Mr. Rasczak doesn't do that at all. He sorta discourages you really.","Good, because you're going to Harvard, and that's the end of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46483,"I'm not kidding. You can get one if you have the credit. Look just like real cows, too.","All right, tycoons, let's stop spending our credit and start worrying about the job at hand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46484,Many of the thieves will resist. My regular enforcers will be inadequate.,Form a Brute Squad then. I want the Thieves' Forest emptied before I wed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46485,"Well, it doesn't make sense, Nick - he was afraid of dying, then he kills himself in a way that leaves no trace, but he leaves two unsigned suicide notes.","If it's a suicide, I seen weirder, Jim.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46486,I don't know. He just appeared as magic.,"Well, don't just sit there, shoot him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46487,Thanks for inviting me over. Where's the little guy?,He's asleep. Watch out for that lamp.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46488,"Your son has a very great talent. I don't think you are aware how great it is, but he is attempting to use that very talent against your will.","Well, he is a very willful boy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46489,How much of this island have you explored?,"I stayed pretty close to the compound, Figured if anyone came to look for me, that's where they'd start.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46490,I dare you. Stab my flesh. Which one of us will bleed?,"Tomorrow, we'll cut out your tongue.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46491,Whatís Hunt doing on the TGV?,High speed train. No-one gets on. No- one gets off. High security. Good place for a pass off to Max.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46492,So it does business through a brain dead marine and runs the stock market for funding. That means Wintermute hired us to fry itself. It doesn't make sense.,Could be suicidal. It's not easy to kill yourself with all those hard wired defence programs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46493,100% Pinot Noir. Single vineyard. They don't even make it anymore.,Pinot Noir? How come it's white? Doesn't noir mean dark?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46494,Sartorius wants to destroy it.,"Well. He doesn't think it's God, but for different reasons than me. He's thinking: If I can figure out how to make it stop, than I am smarter than it is, and therefore it cannot be God.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46495,There's no evidence of any foul play at present. I hope she's just a runaway.,There's something wrong here. Kristen is not the type of girl to just up and leave.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46496,"Can we see the scene with the music back, please?","Oh yes, certainly. Certainly, Herr Director!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46497,Carnivores hunt near stream beds. Do you want to set up base camp or an all-you-can-eat people bar?,"You heard his, Dieter. Find a new spot. And remember, we're after herbivores only -- no unnecessary risks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46498,Jesus Maria! I should have never listened to you!,"You never did. You did all the talking for both of us, remember?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46499,I don't think I remember him.,"Well, he died. You know who else died?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46500,"I owe you, since I goofed up this one.","You didn't goof it up, but you still owe me one. I want to sneak in tonight. It's Friday, do you have a date tonight?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46501,"I love you, baby. Did I tell you that sometime in the last 24 hours?","Get in bed. Y'ever hear of the sixty hour work week? You're turning into a yuppie Frankenstein, you love money so much.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46502,"Oh, by the way, my agreement with Sam's always been that he gets twenty- five percent of the profits. That still goes.",Hmmm. I happen to know that he gets ten percent. But he's worth twenty- five.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46503,"I know, I kind of blend in here.",Why do they switch the r's and l's here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46504,"Why do we need you? You only come between us. We can be the smartest person in Gotham City. We want the empire for ourselves. Time's up, laughing boy.","Kill me? Well, alright. Go ahead. Take the empire. All yours. Hell, Harv, old pals. I'll kill me for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46505,What do you want? You're tall.,Do you realize how hard it's going to be to tell my parents? I still haven't told them I didn't get the pilot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46506,You ever take a bath with a man before?,There's a lot I haven't done with a man before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46507,"I thought if I could spend that kinda money on a car, it'd mean everything else was fine. I don't even know how much they cost.","A lot. But you hang in there, maybe you'll get one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46508,"Well, I'm-I'm looking for a bookstore.","Oh, what, in this section of town?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46509,I want to cut his throat.,It's already been cut.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46510,I'm sorry I'm not that good at languages ok?,Yeah well why should I suffer for that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46511,"Oh, she's got a cold. She's in bed. Caught it coming home from school. They gave her a flower for a prize and she didn't want to crush it so she didn't button up her coat.","What is it, a sore throat or what?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46512,"It appears to be in the shape of Bob's Big Boy, sir.","Oh my God, he's back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46513,Don't give misdemeanors a bad rap.,But they're so boring. All small stuff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46514,Garcetti thinks everything is shit. He doesn't even like dolphins.,Thanks for not judging me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46515,Juggle it! Move the darkroom into your house. You've got that room downstairs with the treadmill Luke never uses anyway. Don't lose your confidence. Don't lose your edge.,It's the same choice you made.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46516,"That farmer in Gadsden was awful eager to get rid of her, and I'm beginning to see why.",He and his wife both said she had a fine moral character and was wonderful with children.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46517,"C'mon, man, not in front of the baby. Put on your seat belt before I get another ticket.","Jesus Christ, fine. Alright?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46518,"So I am an old garbage bag, put inna street.","Oh, Catherine, please! Don't make a tragedy. You come to my house where you know you be happier yourself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46519,This is a business. Get the fuck outta here.,I need to find my daughter. I'll pay you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46520,Fundoscopic examination is unrevealing in these cases!,A simple evacuation of the expanding epidural hematoma will relieve the pressure.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46521,What about us? I'm moving away your staying here.,"No, maybe not though. That, that's what I'm trying to say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46522,I've been meaning to come in a long time.,You live in the neighborhood?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46523,Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off. What do you think it is? It's lasagne.,Really? You're the best.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46524,"Calloway, can't you do something about Anna?","I'll do what I can, if she'll let me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46525,I can't stay here.,"Chris, please. Chris, I'm serious. I won't make it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46526,"Forgive me, my friends. I saw terrible things.","They do not exist, except in the waters of the Swamp, where they will remain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46527,"Look at that. Busted. Brand new Money Ward, too. 33 years old And I don't even have a decent Watch. 'Bout time I started Lookin' out for myself.","Well here we are a family again. Been so long plain forgot how Good it feels. Want to thank you For that, Wyatt. All your doin'.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46528,At least I'm open to new concepts!,"And you don't have to snort cocaine at the table all the time! What do you, what do you do? Carry a kilo around in your purse?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46529,What did you think of that Wadja film?,I quite liked it. I wasn't as enthusiastic as everyone else.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46530,"If that was suppose to be a compliment, I thank you.",You're welcome. You shouldn't give up on performing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46531,You have anything to drink? You want to go out and get something?,"I don't drink, but you can go out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46532,The man following me has a walkie- talkie. If he sees I'm not here he'll call his partner. I do anything out of line and he'll send the word to kill my daughter.,He'll think you're in the crowd until the end of the speech. Wait a minute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46533,That makes me feel just awful.,"Oh, it's not your fault. It's just that every now and then Mother Nature throws somebody a dirty curve. Something goes wrong inside.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46534,Do you live in a house back in wherever.,Grand Rapids? Of course.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46535,I could walk out of here.,"If you move, if you look at her again, you're dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46536,We should leave the past alone.,"Well, it will never leave us alone as long as you ignore it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46537,On a 6-1 shot? The hell with ya. We'll keep the deal we got.,"If it works again tomorrow, I'll have a half million in cash here by noon the next day. We split 60-40.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46538,I got children. I've got a life.,You got a retarded kid and a fat pig wife.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46539,"Oh, I'm not married.",Really? A girlfriend then?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46540,This is crazy. No one's ever gonna believe we're a real band.,"No, this is gonna work! I just gotta get close enough to talk to her. Takin' off with us is got a lot more future in it than marrying a guy named Waldrip. I'm goddamn bona fide. I've got the answers!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46541,"A few years ago, the Army picked our good buddy as their go to non-com to trot out to the press to talk about the kinder, gentler military. He even did the standard video greeting played to all incoming Basic cadets across the country.","Well, he's a good soldier.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46542,"I took the odds on getting down in one piece, and I made it. Now we're in my territory.","With light clothing and no supplies, this is nobody's territory.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46543,She was there. She didn't by any chance happen to mention me?,She said you were very beautiful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46544,"If they thought it was lost at sea, they probably just wrote it off.","Not for fifty million. An ocean liner maybe. But fifty million in gold, they come looking for.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46545,"No, not really. They can't be bothered collecting half a cent from your paycheck anymore than you could.",So where is all them half-centses?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46546,"Proud to know you, Trapper. Like to shake your hand if you'll hurry up and get that chest closed. You still working the trains?",Planes mostly. May take a crack at rickshaws. How does the direct approach work over here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46547,So you think my mom was a slut too?,"I didn't say that, Sid. But you know there were rumors. Your dad was always out of town on business. Maybe your mom was a very unhappy woman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46548,One more question. Is this your husband's passport?,Of course it is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46549,"Mr. Chance, assuming what you say is the truth, I would like to know what sort of claim you are planning to make against the deceased's estate.","I'm fine, Thomas. The garden is a healthy one. There is no need for a claim.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46550,"Hey, do you have any glue in your bag?",What's it to you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46551,How can you help feeling bad when you're sea-sick?,I mean many of the greatest sailors were.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46552,"Bobo, take the cart away.",Are you proposing marriage to me?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46553,You know where they get this fertility stuff? They extract it from the urine of menopausal Italian nuns.,Monks bottle their own wine. Don't they?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46554,"I don't know who you are or where you come from, but I don't like you. You ask too many questions.","Come on, don't front like that. You'll put a guy right off you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46555,"I feel like a mole in this joint, so I guess I might as well come out lookin' like one!","Don't worry, I'll give you a hand as soon as I can.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46556,Thanks for helping with the bag. It looks great!,I thought it was a nice place. Isn't it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46557,"So, basically, I've got the life expectancy of a zit, right?",Not if you're careful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46558,"So when I'm out, I need you to watch my face and hands closely.","You need to see the prison shrink, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46559,"Well, lately some of the memories have begun to come back and I'd kinda like to talk to you about one of them in particular. It'd be a big help.","Well, sure. I'll try to remember. Shoot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46560,Somebody took it out of commission last night.,Smashed it up pretty bad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46561,This was my first excuse to get away. I can't exactly use my cell phone.,Yeah yeah yeah. What's the status?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46562,"Look lady, I appreciate you saving my life and all, but when I signed on, I agreed to take you out there and bring you back, and I did, now were even, end of job, end of story, contract terminated.",That's what I am to you? A contract?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46563,Do you think you could ever think of a set of circumstances that would just cause you to haul off and shoot someone?,I could shoot your cousin Eddie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46564,I would like to walk today.,"Hell yes - walk. You're meeting the President, aren't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46565,You want a tip?,Sure. What do you want? Tips can be anywhere from thirty dollars to seventy dollars.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46566,I took out thirteen dollars.,This is a lot of money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46567,"My dear Francis, you do seem extremely uncomfortable.","I'm afraid I am, just a bit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46568,Have you ever wondered why CBS News has the highest ratings?,More people watch it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46569,"All right, look, if he took a break, it would just give everybody some time to maneuver. That's all I'm saying. It's all that I'm saying.",I would forget about the maneuver. I would just get out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46570,"Okay, I told you what I wanted about Minnesota Fats. You just go ahead and play him, friend.","Just tell me where I can find him, friend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46571,"I admit, I know nothing of your culture.",Of course he doesn't know our culture - because he cannot think. Tell us why all apes are created equal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46572,Listen to me: It's all right. I've been expecting something.,"My God, I thought it was over. And here I am, daddy, right back at the start.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46573,I'm not wearing his pants.,Why not? He has great pants.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46574,So he bought this Peugeot sedan at a greatly reduced price while he was there in charge of the White House Advance Team.,How come you're not chasing it down yourself?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46575,I went to Sophie's and she was very hospitable.,Is that what you call it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46576,You're welcome. I was just going to ask you if you'd like to join us.,She got one leg out from under him. Now we had to lean.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46577,"Oh, you look so cute as little Elvis.",I finally knew what I wanted when I grew up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46578,"Now remember, don't tell anybody we saw the Terrance and Phillip movie!","Yeah, let's swear we won't tell!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46579,"Um, my allergist told me not to engage in physically demanding activities where ragweed or spores might be present, sir.",Do you have a note to corroborate these claims?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46580,Have a seat. I'm trying to find out just what happened to Joey Doyle. Maybe you can help.,The brother of Charley the Gent. They'll help us get to the bottom of the river.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46581,I didn't mean to insult you. You're an artist.,They say my work is somewhat derivative.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46582,"You're a good man, Walter. Okay, you did some wrong things, but inside you're a good, decent man.","Maybe I'm not a good man. Maybe inside I'm bad, and I'll always be bad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46583,Hi. I just wanted to tell you that I very much enjoy working with you. Now I'm embarrassed that I say this.,No. Don't be. I really enjoy hearing that. You're a terrific assistant.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46584,Are we really going to find out where the elephants go to die?,I'd rather go to Viet Nam.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46585,Did your father take a loan?,Yes. I rode with him on payment days.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46586,"Look who's here, Margo.",I'm so glad to see you. What's the occasion?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46587,"Now, Wendell, did you inquire about the cylinder lock?",Yessir. It was punched out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46588,"I know, that's usually the only time I actually have a shot. And what if I wanted to see her again? I'd have to completely re-introduce myself.","Such a shame, too. Cause you made such a good impression the first time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46589,I'm glad you decided to come after all.,Me too. But I'm not sure Uncle Charles will be.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46590,Do you know how to follow a map?,Yes. I can even read star maps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46591,What are the doctors saying?,A lot of things. All I know is I'll be back in six months.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46592,I thought this was a pub.,It's a Samoan pub.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46593,"Hiya, Oscar. What do you say, slugger?","That's a good-looking kid you got there, Ms. Barrett.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46594,Sloan is the hardest working person I've ever met.,"Let me ask you a question, if I may. How do you think she got the job in the first place? I don't mean to burst your bubble, Mantan the Marvelous, but Sloan is an opportunity.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46595,I just don't see what it would hurt just to give somebody a ride. Did you see his butt? Darryl doesn't have a cute butt. You could park a car in the shadow of his ass.,I'm sorry. I'm just not in the mood for company right now. Here. Take this map. I need you to find all the secondary roads to Mexico from Oklahoma City. I think we should stay off the interstates. We're too conspicuous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46596,"Hey, what the hell you doing?","I'm zipping your fly, what the hell you think I'm doing?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46597,His hatred of the Federation is apparent. He would have built a weapon of that scope for one reason. He is going after Earth.,Oh boy. Destroy humanity and the Federation is crippled.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46598,Rivers of the stuff!,And it's all flowing toward the museum.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46599,"Please, man, I'm suffocating in here.",Can't we take it off?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46600,You designed this yourself?,"Actually, Magneto helped me put it together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46601,I just want to show different kinds of people can get together and it doesn't have to be Vietnam. You don't get treated badly here do you?,"I don't get treated at all, but hey, don't worry about it. I'll do your thing. It'll give my Mom a smile.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46602,It amazes me how organized you and your little fun bunch can be when it comes time to mobilize to Vegas.,"They organized this, not me. I have nothing to do with it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46603,"I ain't gonna live that long on $143.80! I want it now, man, while I'm still young and cool.","Actually, it's probably more like $143.80 and one-half cent. There's always fractions over in a big corporation, but they round it down to the lowest whole number.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46604,"Wendy, Mkay, if you want to start getting political, I'll throw your skinny little butt right back into rehab. Mkay?",HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT GRADUATE ME?! DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO STAY HERE?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46605,I'm really sorry but I just arrived; I'm on a pretty tight budget myself. I just can't afford it.,"Just five dollars, please.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46606,Zis is an old Transylvanian Lullaby.,How sweet! Such a quaint little tune.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46607,"Yeah right, and which ever of us is still alive at the end of the week inherits all Vincent Price's cash.","Look, you guys want to play college radio, high school reunions, and some fool's club once a week for the rest of your lives, that's cool. But I think we can do better.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46608,"Travers, you're not running things.","When he finds the money, you're as dead as me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46609,They have noble faces.,I've always thought that myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46610,I hope this is the right move.,"It's either that, my old boy's place, and we lose a digit daily. I am going to call him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46611,In this hatchery? Forty to fifty.,"Crabs would get most of the newborns before they made it to the sea, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46612,Could we move a little faster?,"Sure, just watch where you're going.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46613,"Dog eat dog, Hi-yes. You fuck other man before he fuck you. And you must fuck last.",That's a great philosophy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46614,It's a bucket of vomit.,Is there any blood in it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46615,"Well, her people were very poor. She says she was often hungry as a child, and I'm sure the food she ate was pretty awful, not a balanced diet at all.","Exactly, and that's why she couldn't possibly have come from such a farm.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46616,"I don't want this. Yuri, please. I really don't want this. You know I don't like to do groups.","I want this, Sera. I need this!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46617,Forget your frosty femme. These lips are wet and ready to get frostbite.,Hop away little bunny. Before I cool your jets. Permanently.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46618,"Are you crazy, a lift raft?! We're not sinking, we're crashing!","Get over here, damn it! Short Round, come on, grab onto me tight!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46619,"California, I'm going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch.",I wanna live with them too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46620,You really got a Masters Degree?,Sure. I only sound like forty-year- old in your language.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46621,No tax shelters. No funding. I want to fund the clinic - exclusively. The Diedre Mayfair Research Clinic. I'd like to find an existing building and move in immediately - while we draw up plans for new construction.,That would mean liquidating sizable amounts of cash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46622,"Come on, lady, haven't you ever seen a mole before?",Toons aren't given imperfections.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46623,"Look. Just put your little hand back in the cash register and give me my $2.75 back. Okay? Please, Brad?","I'm sorry, sir. Just let me find the forms here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46624,Thank you for coming. I'd appreciate it if we could take care of this quickly and quietly.,One thing at a time. We don't even know what it is yet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46625,Maybe it's an exercise.,"Yeah, to see if we're on our toes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46626,Hold out your hands.,I didn't come here to get my palms read. I need something translated.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46627,"Get real. I was useful to Damaskinos as long as the hunt was still on. Now that it's over, all bets are off.","If that's true, then why'd you save me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46628,Chairman Mao can keep China. Just give us back Tibet.,Plans for absorbing the Tibetan army into the People's Army will soon be finalized.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46629,"Ray, if you walk out of here with me, I'll get you a job.",Doing what? Cleaning toilets?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46630,Why it gotta be about jungle music and Africa?,It's about turning that shit off and getting the fuck outta my pizzeria.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46631,"Yes. Say goodbye, Toto.","Yes, I'm ready now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46632,This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably one of those cry-for- help things.,This could go on for hours.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46633,"Gus, tell me, have you ever heard of Vulcan?",That what they call you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46634,I wonder if there might not be a very large cup of hot chocolate somewhere in the area.,That would definitely explain it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46635,"I've studied about it. The Bible says not to or you end up goin' to Hades. Some folks calls it Hell, I call it Hades.","Bible says the same thing about killin' others, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46636,What's to stop him from just ripping me off then?,That's probably what he would have done if we hadn't found out about your get-rich-quick scheme.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46637,I doubt it. It would be foolish for the rebel forces to come out of hiding. I know your feelings. You'd best forget them. It's for your own good. There will be no saving her from the prisons of Alderaan. It's the heart of the Sith. The Bogan Force is the most heavy there.,But she's a member of The Twelve Families. How can they hold her?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46638,"We call it abuildin' time, Arletta.","I ain't askin' what you'll do after you get out, because I'm gonna be dead and it don't matter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46639,"Mr. Gittes, sorry to keep you waiting. These staff meetings, they just go on and on.","Yeah, must be especially tough to take over under these circumstances.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46640,"So, how are you doing in Marlboro country? Is the magazine complaining at all?","Yeah, but nothing I can't handle. Lucy tells me she thinks Gottchalks's plotting, but what else is new.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46641,You don't sew at all!,"A woman should never learn to sew, and if she can she should never admit to it. Close your eyes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46642,I heard you strain when you put the milk in the bag. That milk only weighs about seven pounds.,I didn't strain. I sighed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46643,We can't sell out to those guys. They ain't businessmen!,But Maranzano's got the men and the brains.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46644,You don't have a passport.,That's where you're wrong. I got one nine years ago. I just never had an opportunity to use it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46645,Therapy session is over.,You think you're the only one down here with a sad story?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46646,"Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.",These are not polite suggestions. They are codes of behavior and those that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46647,"Obviously, we'll compensate you for your medical expenses.",Are you looking for any other compensation?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46648,"We saved him! Saved him before the creature could finish his work. Now leave, all of you, quickly, before he finishes you all.",You're not going to kill us?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46649,Here's to my last week of freedom.,It's going to be great. Here's to us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46650,I had a dream that Grandma died.,"Well, she is getting on, but she's fine. I told her you weren't feeling well yesterday. She called to find out how you are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46651,No word from D'Amour?,It's better he's gone. He would have done more harm than good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46652,"Yessir, his vehicle. Man killed Lamar's deputy, took his car, killed someone on the highway, swapped for his car, and now here it is and he's swapped again for god knows what.",That's very linear Sheriff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46653,I don't think Darryl is mature enough to conduct an affair.,But you think he fools around.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46654,"Aw, Bytes, he's sick.","He's doing it to spite me, I tell you, and it's got to stop!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46655,He's been altering the coordinates since we logged on. He's a step ahead. Let's jump to #12.,Ready for number three?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46656,How about my breakfast? How do you expect me to ring a curtain down on an empty stomach?,It'll be ready in a minute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46657,It smelled of the fire.,"It's hard to believe anything at all happened yesterday, isn't it? It's so beautiful and still now. I think I've got it all figured out, by the way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46658,I have a proposal for you.,"Believe me, if you weren't so tiresome, I'd have one for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46659,"I would say he's been trained to resist telepathy. What I could sense of his emotions were erratic, very hard to follow.",Is he sincere about wanting peace?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46660,"What on earth, darling? It took you hours.",I ran into some people I knew.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46661,There are some things that everybody does in the same language.,"Yeah, but how are you supposed to make the first move?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46662,"Zira, are you mad?","Dr. Milo, please don't call my wife mad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46663,"Lloyd was such a gentleman. He was funny and nervous and strange, and I met people that I never would have met before, then I blew it. I called him basic. Can you believe I did that?","Well, I don't think he's really been embarrassed by it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46664,I thought you said it was close. Now I'm all pitted out.,It's not even a mile.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46665,This room has not been used for a long time.,It will never make house Beautiful. I guess it's O.K. for one night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46666,"But it isn't right, Paulie. That Tommy, he's making trouble for me all over town. I can't go here. I can't go there.","You? You think you're the only one? I've talked to them a million times, but they don't listen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46667,"I'm telling you, Harry's lost it. He's saying there's a deathwish out for each of us.","Look, the ships are clearing out. They're taking us topside in a matter of minutes. Someone can check him out there, if it's that imprtant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46668,They say it's fantastic. At least that's what I read in a men's magazine. So who are the two lucky ones?,"Me and the muse, of course. How is your book coming along?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46669,My Dad was funny?,"Well he wasn't one of the Marx brothers, but he made me laugh.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46670,I thought chicks like you traveled in packs.,"Hey, man, I'm a hip chick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46671,We've got to get an abortion?,Yeah. My brother Art got his girlfriend one once.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46672,"What, am I supposed to read it while I drive? Keep a grip on it, alright?","You know, the more weight back there, the faster the car goes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46673,"Oh, no, that's all gone.",Then you have no alibi at all. Please sing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46674,My God. You even cooked up that Norfolk trip.,It might have worked. Really. I would have been delighted for you if it had. But she wasn't interested. Not my fault.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46675,"Bruce ought to be back by now. Walter, you're not trying anything again, are you?","Hildy, you think I could? After this story? Here! You're just nervous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46676,You and Robin moved?,"Shit, are you behind. Me and Robin got a divorce six months ago. Got myself a new place - mirrors all over the bedroom, ceiling fans above the bed. Guy'd have to look as ugly as King Kong not to get laid in this place. I'm serious, a guy'd have to look like a gorilla.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46677,What about the customers with reservations?,"Have the staff apologize profusely and issue credit vouchers. But remember, it's a capacity problem. That's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46678,"I have no right to be, I know. My experience with real life is practically nil.","When you only see someone sitting at a desk all day, it's liable to create a false impression.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46679,"And listen, wise guy - I'm setting friend time clock for exactly nine o'clock, so no squawks out of you guys in the morning.","Say, don't annoy me. I got troubles of my own.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46680,"Someone screwed you over like this, left unanswered charges hanging over your head, and you're not gonna fight back?","I'm tired of fighting back. I just wanted to come home and be safe and have you here and the river there and just forget the rest of the world, okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46681,"You print them, don't you?","Yes, with your clients' names attached. That's the only reason those poor slobs pay you - to see their names in my column all over the world! Now, as I make it out, you're doing ME a favor!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46682,But everybody is all right.,They're all fine. Just bruises and shit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46683,"Look at you, you skinny prick.","You're not going to bust out baby oil and start rubbing me down or anything, are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46684,Are you a preacher?,"No, I just don't want anybody dying because I didn't say something when I had the chance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46685,You're out of your mind. We can't do a job like this with no rehearsal.,"There's no way to practice this. And no time. Besides, I've planned it all. There aren't any surprises.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46686,"I'm the one who found his perforating proboscis! Are you wearing a gun, right now? Ooh, cool! Can I see it? Can I?",Just ignore him. He's not a Ph.D.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46687,"And very true. Your lives are therefore, as a rule, shorter, not so much by natural death as by indirect suicide.","That's all very fine if it works out. A little amazing, of course.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46688,"Cornelius, why do you insist on provoking him?",No creature can survive in that part of the Forbidden Zone. I've been there. I've seen it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46689,Look at me. The whites of your eyes are clear. Your cornea is excellent.,Your cornea is terrific. Tell me -- you're so expert on things -- can it be that I'm falling in love with you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46690,I've got eleven horses.,Morgan blood. The beat in Nevada. Clay and me have a place on the Toulomne River. We're going to raise horses like these.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46691,"Cake walk. Both my dad and my brother went through it and made it, so I know I can.",Is your brother a flyer?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46692,I know where the money is.,"If you knew, you would have it with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46693,"There was not much blood, was there?",I didn't see none.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46694,"Scarface, I have watched Scarface. You want to know how to do a drug deal, you watch Scarface!","That inspires confidence, that does.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46695,"See if she can donate some paintings or something to hang on these walls, give it a bit of atmosphere.",You'd be better off with tables and chairs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46696,"Let me guess. The floss is garotte wire, the toothpaste contains plastic explosives, and the toothbrush is the detonation device.","No, actually. I don't know how to put this really. Well, there have been fabulous advances in the field of dentistry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46697,My lady friend has a personality disorder.,She was just too young for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46698,Wrap it around that rock twice.,I'm going to wrap it around your throat!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46699,"You've got to trust me. I'm putting my daughter's life in your hands. She's only six. She's just a little girl. Please, please, trust me.",It's a little hard to trust you under the circumstances.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46700,"Shit. If you can't share your secrets with your friends, what kind of friend are you?","Exactly. Life just wouldn't be worth living, would it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46701,"Hey, Jeff. If you're really interested in discussing that business with the tango, try the guy at the end of the hall.",He cribbed that from Borges.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46702,We just got here thirty seconds ago. Isn't this stuff great?,Is this one art deco or art nouveau?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46703,That's a pretty amazing story.,"Well, she's a pretty amazing girl. What are women like out here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46704,"Honey, come on. Would you like to stay in town for dinner? Maybe see what movie's playing tonight?",Why? There's no food in the house?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46705,"Jake, this is your father's bedroom.",That's all right. He don't mind.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46706,"C'mon, I might buy a company some day.","Assets are anything of value a company owns. Sometimes the pieces are worth more than the whole. By selling them off, I make a profit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46707,"Hello, sir. How are things at the hat store?","Fine, thanks. Come on in. I want to talk to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46708,"I know, you investigated. Maybe you need to apply some of your investigative skills to yourself.","Yeah, well, thanks for the advice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46709,I don't know but that used to be a window and I think that was a door.,Can you do the lock on it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46710,"So, do you think it's too much if I wear these in the same day?","You do whatever you want. Do I keep my promises, or do I keep my promises?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46711,"Yeah, I have to judge who can drive home and who can't. I have to keep their keys.",So it's an honor?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46712,"Heads up, man. What's this thing on my back?",A parachute. This does not argue well.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46713,You can't take a cow by eminent domain.,"We won't let him get hurt, Ma'am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46714,"Listen, Artie, can I stick around here for a while?","Sure, this'll go on all night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46715,You have opened the playhouses?,"I have, Master Shakespeare.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46716,And you had sex with all of these men in cars? Only in cars?,Yes. I didn't plan it that way.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46717,It's a long road that has no turning.,"That's for sure, Frank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46718,The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.,Cool. What'd it do to you guys?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46719,The boats are all going.,We gotta get up there or we're gonna be gargling saltwater. Where's Tommy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46720,"Well, that's not exactly what the Senator has proposed. You might not want to canvass, but there is plenty more other work we need done: Office work, filing, poster hanging.","I'm a good worker, Betsy mam, a real good worker.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46721,I wanted to kill him but Joseph convinced me it would be a mistake. He said people would say you hadn't the courage to deal with it yourself.,And was it so widely known that Joseph had reason for such concern?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46722,I never met anyone from Seattle before.,You're not missing much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46723,"Will, I can't believe you brought Skylar here when we're all wrecked. What's she gonna think about us?","Yeah, Morgan. It's a real rarity that we'd be out drinkin'.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46724,You have the largest penis. Can we go please?,Don't let 'em fight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46725,"Hi, everyone. I don t think we've met. I'm Sam Coulson- although for some reason the school has this thing about not letting you guys call me Sam.","I'm Josie. Geller. I think the school would probably be pretty comfortable with you calling, me that. Josie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46726,I thought you might be praying.,I'm doing that too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46727,Yeah I want something. I want you to run over to that machine and get me a pop.,You can't do that yourself?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46728,I'll take the .45 and the Webley .32.,"I know it's old fashioned, but it's reliable. Like us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46729,I can't wait anymore. Something went wrong. I'm going to go get the power back on.,"You can't just stroll down the road, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46730,Peter said you came to kill us. Is that true?,No. I only needed the code from you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46731,"Home Sweet Home! Everything's fine, kids!",I can't believe I thought my own mother was a murderess!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46732,"We're looking at all Berlin outbound. Good news is, every train station in Berlin has thirty to forty fixed, digital security cameras. Common feed.",Are we hacking or asking?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46733,"Knox, you gotta calm down.","No, I've been calm all my life! If I don't do something, it's gonna kill me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46734,"Okay, this is what we're gonna do. Renata, cover up any memory he has of us or Rekall.",I'll do what I can. It's getting messy in there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46735,It's been about a year and a half.,Have you had any relationship since?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46736,"I wanna go out with you, I want to be part of your life. I want you to treat me the way a girlfriend should be treated.",Then don't go out with me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46737,"Well, sir, I was thinking, if an enemy attack is in progress, how come the radio's still playing music? It's supposed to go off, and all we should hear are Civil Defense broadcasts.","That's a good question, Major. Maybe if you think hard, you can think of the answer yourself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46738,"I'm going out that way, lady. You can follow me.",Then let's go. Now!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46739,What do you think happened on this boat?,"I guess that's the sixty four thousand dollar question, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46740,"Oh, I'm sorry, Trip. What you made was a big, brainless, pile of horse shit. No offense.","Guys, GUYS! Come on, if this is anyone's fault, it's mine. I was the one who grabbed Trip's jacket by mistake. It's my fault and I apologize.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46741,"You know, you could work in a wine store.","Yeah, that would be a good move.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46742,"Take those handcuffs off our friends, Pete. That wasn't at all necessary.",I was just going to!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46743,"I am afraid, Wesley, he has that right. And I will have to urge him to use it.",I tell you he hasn't and he wouldn't dare use it if he had.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46744,"No! Look, I don't belong here! What I need to do is make a telephone call to straighten everything out.","Who would you call, Mr. Cole, who would straighten everything out?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46745,"Mr. Masry, Mario gets lost going to the bathroom. They'll be driving around the valley for hours.",Yeah. Isn't that a shame?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46746,If only I didn't feel guilty asking Annie to move out. It'd probably wreck her. But I should be honest.,"Alvy, uh, let's face it. You know something, don't think our relationship is working.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46747,You fixed this suit? Beth?,"Yes, Norman. I did. You're just nervous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46748,"Oh, you mean somebody who ain't scared of a twelve gauge shotgun. And then what did they do? Camp out down below and just wait for him to die?","Well, whatever the hell happened it's just one more goddamn good reason to haul ass out of this place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46749,It's so clean. No germs.,You're afraid of germs?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46750,You could have called me yourself.,But I wasn't sure you'd come.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46751,"The Zoo. They have a pretty good one here, do they?",I've never been to it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46752,But I have to go back. I brought you here so you'd be safe. From her.,You can't just abandon me. Alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46753,So this sitter can always reach me. I'm still not used to leaving him.,You should have brought him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46754,"I'm gonna die, Nicky. If the gates are broken, no new souls can get in, which means I'll start to deteriorate into nothing.",What's with all the whoo-whoo noises?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46755,"Fine, thank you. Did you watch the show?","Sure I did, that's why I'm here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46756,"I may be an old fool, but I think we can help you.",I hope so. At least I got to see you and Grandma. Has it ever worked before?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46757,I just want you there in case there's trouble.,"And if there is, then Zero can kill someone?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46758,I feel as if I've wandered onto the set of Enter The Dragon. Could you teach me to do that?,I didn't think to see you again tonight. You were pretty pissed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46759,"Yes, I know. Cause the Dooley sisters weren't in yet.","No - because me clock struck four, and when it strikes four, it's one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46760,They blamed my family for everything. They always said Mr. Langston saved Anthony's life.,But if it wasn't for Dignan I probably would of died.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46761,"Please, we just want to take a short ride. A friend of mine has never seen the Casbah.",I'm sorry. Tomorrow. Tonight is out of the question.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46762,Open up! I know you're in there!,Ah! It's my father!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46763,"You know, Mr. Bean's okay. You're not gonna kick him out, are you, Dad?",Of course he is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46764,Welcome to the singles scene.,I don't know how you do it. I've never even dated anybody but Charlie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46765,How do those cockroaches get here so quick?,"They pay cops for the inside scoop, and they pay well.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46766,That's crazy. My husband is on trial for smuggling.,"Exactly, and this is how I know I'm not getting into business with the U.S. Government.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46767,"Forgive me, but it really is intoxicating being a news source.",Nobody else had it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46768,We call them zippers. They're not supposed to be a challenge.,"But it's in the back. Why are we wasting time with this, anyway?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46769,The Roses? And of course they said yes.,That was the plan. And you're thrilled to have them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46770,We're going to have to work on your touch.,I like the sound of that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46771,They will set the trap at thirty minutes to ten.,That is when we will go in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46772,"According to the Guinness Book, you passed the World's Record several whacks ago.",I did?! I broke the world's record.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46773,You can see the outline of a butt.,Want one. They're incredible. Incredible.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46774,I'm not sure. We should split up. You take that hall and I'll take this one.,All right. I'm as macho as you are. Perhaps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46775,She want to play? Fine. I can play.,Everybody that she plays with dies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46776,"Your Grace, I've got something to tell you. I want to complain about this man.","Go ahead, tell him. Tell them all. They won't understand you anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46777,What is it with Red? I've never seen him this way.,"He's been like that all day. Hey Danny, you coming?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46778,"Well, Letty, this does present a liability issue for the hospital.","I'm a grown woman, Dr. Emlee. I can take care of myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46779,Did you forget where I live? It's four o'clock.,I just woke up. I'm sorry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46780,He's been playin' Old Farmer nigh on sixty years.,I read for that part. Did pretty good too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46781,"Maybe if you'd come to the backers party, I would've gotten the money.",That's moronic. Why would a bit player impress a backer?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46782,"I don't know, man. He's a fucking character.",He really wants to play metal?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46783,"Well, you didn't have to go and hit me, did you? Is my nose bleeding?","Well, of course not. My goodness, what a fuss you're making. Well, naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are -- Why, you're nothing but a great big coward!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46784,Sorry. Dad made me promise not to give you any money until you find a job.,But then I won't need your money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46785,You'll miss the battle of the century!,Good. My heart can't take it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46786,"Look, while we're talking we could be inside, you know that?","Hey, can we not stand here and argue in front of everybody, 'cause I get embarrassed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46787,Not nice. Not kind.,Ha! Not half so not kind as your husband was in his portrayal of you in his novel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46788,She says she's gonna write fiction.,"Well, if she's gonna write fiction, there's nothing like being a reporter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46789,This is the home of an angel.,You OK out there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46790,I'm going to leave now.,You're not going anywhere. You're gonna get that remote and you're gonna come home and we're gonna make everybody HAPPY AGAIN!!!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46791,"It's one of these. For some reason, cool bars in L.A. have to be very hard to find and have no signs out front.",That doesn't sound too good for business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46792,My wife is not crazy about cemeteries of any kind. As you may have noticed.,Me neither. But I believe in knowing your enemy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46793,Magda? She's not my grandmother -- actually she rents the apartment right next to mine. Her husband passed away a couple years ago so she doesn't like to be alone.,And it doesn't cramp your style?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46794,"I don't know where you were, penis envy.",I hope I didn't hear that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46795,I've already got some in. I was thinking of making a pie for dinner tonight. How would you like that?,"Fine. ) Grandma, would you teach me how to make strudel?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46796,"The driver waved. So casual, friendly.",I'm like a joke to them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46797,"Stella, this is one of my oldest surviving friends. Treat him right.",That was my plan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46798,Bring me something simple. I never think about food.,"But, madame! If you don't think about food what do you think about?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46799,"Nah, that's okay. My brother has to look up old people's asses all day long. Let's give him a break.",Right. Give me the will to live. Let me go first.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46800,"For heaven's sake, Stew, are you completely bats? What for? I thought the story was cold. You can't go back there.","Sure, the story is cold, but I'm not. I'm sizzling - look! Psst!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46801,You've got big feet.,Yes. Always have had.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46802,An embarrassing way to die.,That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46803,He's learning his letters.,Yeah. While the horses wander all over the country.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46804,"Yeah, I definitely need to make you some CDs. At least while my kid is hanging out in there.",The Wizard of Gore?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46805,"Hey now, if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.",Let's knock off early. Go to the mall. Something lame like that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46806,"Lois, have you ever fallen for a guy and he's not like other guys . . . he's different. It's like you come from two different worlds.",And your heart beats faster just thinking about him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46807,Does it tell me how to get laid?,"You know what, nevermind. You're not ready.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46808,It's about time the piano realized it has not written the concerto!,"And you, I take it, are the Paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano? Where is Princess Fire-and-Music?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46809,"I think investment advice from a dead man, it's a bad idea. How does it feel to be dead?",It's a lot more stressful than I thought.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46810,"You will have to make all the jokes, because I'm going to be very serious.",I'm going to find your sister.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46811,I changed my life today. What did you do?,I changed my room at the Hotel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46812,"You should know I never felt Mr. Birdson needed anything but professional psychiatric care. And then, minutes after they left, he suffered a stroke. He's comatose. No brain wave activity at all.",So you don't believe his condition is the result of anything supernatural?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46813,This is a fucking nightmare.,Right. Sure as hell some dope-dealing bomb freak is going to recognize you and put the word out that you're partying with a thousand cops.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46814,Where did you get that alcohol?,I packed it. Just for us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46815,"Well, what do we do? We drove all the way out here.","Let's just go, Marsha.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46816,I'm ashamed. I was bringing you to be killed.,Where? Sanctuary? Can you take me there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46817,It's okay. I'll just get my things out of the locker.,I've never fired anyone in my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46818,Got another song for us?,Oh. Yeah. I gotta bunch of them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46819,Sure. I could take a fishing gaff and split your head open. Right above your left ear.,You wouldn't even see it move.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46820,"Hold your pantyhose. Here, gimme a hand.",Can you handle the door gun?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46821,I like banks. That's where the money is.,Speaking of money. You said billions. How many?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46822,How did the rabbits kill him?,"He thought he could sell 'em, but nobody but country folks eat rabbits, Buddy, and they ain't got no money. We had to eat them dern rabbits our own selves. Every dern one, and it took about four years to eat 'em all up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46823,You forgot to tell me what a City Sealer has to do.,I'll explain it tomorrow!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46824,I'm marrying your brother!,"All right, I'm guilty. I confess!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46825,"You suggested my being brought here, didn't you? What gave you the idea I'd fit in?",That was easy. I read your books.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46826,Daddy! Daddy! I love you! Help me!,"I'm your Daddy now, Kirsty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46827,"I'm sorry about the scroll, but sometimes you have to lose to win.","Where did you hear that, one of those American talk shows? Check, please.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46828,"On January 1st, 1814, France itself was invaded. Now, with a small army of raw recruits, Napoleon would have to face the powerful combination of England, Russia, Prussia and Austria, operating against him together, for the first time. The balance of numbers had tilted irretrievably against him.","A year ago, the whole of Europe was marching alongside of us. Today, the whole of Europe is marching against us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46829,You're going to jump on me.,You're going to jump on me. I know you're going to jump on me -- like Nero jumped on Poppea.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46830,One more night and you're finally rid of me.,"Yeah, you've been pretty tough to take.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46831,"Oh, what the hell is wrong with you? You threw a knife at my head!",I had to test you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46832,"I asked you, why did you volunteer?","Well, the guard woke me up. He told me I volunteered.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46833,Ja-shwa tsway. These are lips.,Indeed they are. Deadly little things.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46834,I'm not lookin' to get crucified. I'm lookin' to stay in one piece.,I never met such a person. Not a spark of romance or sentiment or - or human kindness in your whole body.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46835,"Don Francesco. You murdered my husband, because he would not bend. And his oldest son Paolo, because he swore revenge. But Vitone is only nine, and dumb-witted. He never speaks.",I'm not afraid of his words.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46836,I miss you guys! The people here are so vile! Hardly anyone even talks to me unless it's to say something that's not nice. Law school sucks!,"Oh, my God! I completely forgot to tell you!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46837,So you live in Chicago now?,"Yup. Not far from here, actually.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46838,I was supposed to be home fifteen minutes ago.,So? You're already late. A few more minutes won't matter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46839,But you've told me on many occasions about how you crushed one in a hydraulic press.,"If I had, there would have been some evidence. They would have found something at the factory.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46840,"Well, here's what I think happened. A chemistry professor goes to a bad part of town late at night. Why? Perhaps he's making a few francs on the side. The psychedelic drug market is big these days. He gets mixed up with a bad crowd and, like they say, if you lie with dogs, you get fleas.","Yeah, well, these fleas must have teeth like fuckin' chain saws.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46841,"Exactly. And the world does not need another 35 year-old bachelor. I knew I wanted to propose, so I took her there.",To the pools?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46842,I'm very happy for you two.,I'll trade you my Porsche for Debbie. An even swap.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46843,They came all the way from Tarzana.,It's a wonderful thing to have so many devoted friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46844,"I don't like it at all. You had a wonderful character before, the Gambler. He was so romantic.",He was a loser. This guy's a croupier. He can't lose. People have shat on him all his life. Now he's in control. He's a winner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46845,You're just a Master of Ceremonies. He might have knocked his head off.,What's the difference? He's got more heads than he needs.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46846,"Well, you always want to give the credit away, do you?","No, I don't. He happens to deserve the credit. He's right here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46847,They ran the residue you scraped from both crispers' front doors. It's a combination of plumber's putty and rayophene gum. Burns almost completely away when you light it.,Putty? On both doors?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46848,It looks to me like we're all that's left of our group.,"We? There is no we in my world now, Vincent, just me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46849,I'm in from New York. I came to see Swann.,"What a tragedy. It was just a matter of time, of course, but it's not good for the business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46850,"You know, Rick, we could have made this arrest earlier in the evening at the Blue Parrot, but out of my high regard for you we are staging it here. It will amuse your customers.",Our entertainment is enough.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46851,"I leave extras, miss.","Thanks! Consuelo, are all rich people so lazy they can't do this on their own?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46852,"And you love him a lot. He bought you a BMW for your birthday, but you finally had to move out and get your own place. I mean, I know, it's time to leave the nest. Parents hate your smoking. You didn't tell them about the abortion. All your friends got boob jobs, you got the tattoo instead. Subscribe to Vaniety Fair.","Ooh, wow, nice. Personal trainer? Very nice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46853,The IRS? They owe me. I'm expecting a refund.,"I'm clean with the IRS. I've reported every dollar I've ever made. Try again, girlfriend.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46854,"Bullshit or no bullshit, they put you in that book, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. You will not be able to walk into the casino. I'm tellin' you.","What am I doin' out here? I'm tryin' to make a livin', that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46855,"And this is not my first time on a private jet, so quit acting like I'm Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.","A little respect would be nice, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46856,"Oh, are you a hairdresser?",I'm a pediatric cardiologist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46857,"Who else but God could think this shit up? I spend ten years building those fucking rooms to keep people out, now I gotta figure out how to get in. God, man, He just loves the irony.","Yes. Yes, it's all terrible ironic and amusing. You fuck. Now how are you gonna get us into that room?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46858,You mind if we get out of this guy's brain first?,What's there to do? You found the sliver.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46859,"Max, sit down. You're in no shape to kill anybody.",I want to cut his throat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46860,"Look here, the mountain man. You're Walker, right?",Good memory. You must be great with numbers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46861,You called me by my name.,Irena. But who are you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46862,What say we get outta here and go crush a bucket?,We just got here thirty seconds ago. Isn't this stuff great?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46863,"Oh. Well, thank you very much. It's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. All right. The Princess Bride, by S. Morgenstern. Chapter One. Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin.","Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that. Isn't that a wonderful beginning?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46864,Mister Señor Love Daddy is cool.,"Ya like him, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46865,"Tom, you startled me! You're back.",How are you? Sorry. Is your book going well?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46866,Our child's safety is at stake.,These people are professionals. They don't waste their time taking children whose fathers are virtually bankrupt.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46867,How many buildings does she have to burn? She belongs here!,That's not how she feels. She may never feel it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46868,I miss my brother.,I miss him too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46869,"Oh, you know what. I'm suffocating!",Oh! Are we going to have this conversation again?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46870,"That's it! An electronic army! If I were us, I'd get on the internet, send out a major distress signal.","Hackers of the World, Unite!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46871,"I'd like to, but I told Dr. Venkman I'd babysit. Do you want to babysit with me?","Oh, sure, that sounds great.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46872,I only eat popcorn at the movies.,I'm getting ready to watch a video.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46873,Everything's all right? You okay?,"Yeah, just a cigarette got in a wastebasket.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46874,Where is it touching you?,Down there. And I'm nervous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46875,Van Patten looks puffy. Has he stopped working out?,"It looks that way, doesn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46876,"This is my grandson, Sunny. He is my youngest son's child.",He kind of favors one of my boys when he was about his age.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46877,"I don't know! I just know it was Teddy's code. All these ideas flying in from everywhere. You know how he says ""Any kid working in his garage can put us out of business?"" It's like they know what every kid's doing.",They hack into people's programs?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46878,"Now, look, all the books on death and dying are yours and all the poetry books are mine.","This ""Denial of Death"". You remember this?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46879,"We are at least six men short, and those we have will be overparted, ranters and stutterers who should be sent back to the stews. My Romeo has let me down. I see disaster.","We are at least four acts short, Will, if you are looking for disaster.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46880,I didn't mean for any of this to happen.,"Oh, God, Michael, I know. Why does everything have to be so hard?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46881,"Objection. The accused is indeed a man. Therefore, he has no rights under ape law.","Well, Dr. Zira? This is a man, is he not?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46882,You shouldn't have talked to Norbert that way.,You're thinking with your brain instead of your body. That's why you're so tense! Forget Norbert. Relax. It's body time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46883,"Excuse me, I'm sorry for disturbing you this fine afternoon.","Aw, you ain't disturbing me, but it kind of looks like rain, don't ya think?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46884,"We're not giving up, Thelma.",Then let's not get caught.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46885,"An angry mother called the state division of taxation and complained that the man working at Quick Stop Convenience sold her five-year-old daughter cigarettes today at around four o'clock. Division of taxation calls the State Board of Health, and they send me down here to issue a fine. You say you were working all day, hence the fine is yours. It's doubled due to the incredibly young age of the child.",But I didn't sell cigarettes to any kid!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46886,"Zebra, are you there? I'm holding an unconscious at First and St. Marks.",No! It's three o'clock. That can only mean one thing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46887,"Yeah, sit in a room and do long division for the next fifty years.","Yah, but it's better than this shit. At least you'd make some nice bank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46888,You're not takin' Amy.,I am. I'm wakin' her up right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46889,"What, with me on the pillion? Would you kill poor me?","Well, then, I'll tell you what I'd do. I'd jump Daisy into the river, and swim you both across, where no enemy could follow us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46890,Roger De Bris is the worst director that ever lived.,Do you think he'll take the job?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46891,"Oh my. I see you studying so hard, Tom. What do you think the problem is?",I'll just have to try harder. I don't know. I will. I will. I will. I will.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46892,"Yeah, the lot's right there. My truck is right out back.",But not flush against the tunnel?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46893,Sure! But WE think it's kickass! Now I get to be Tony. I get to dump the glass of water on someone else's head!,But what's the POINT? How will any of this make you the biggest star in the world?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46894,"Well, at least you're being honest about cheating me.","Yeah, well you're not gonna remember, anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46895,It's never gonna be done. You love puttering out there too much.,"Well, it's not supposed to be done anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46896,"Pest control, gotta do your apartment.","Oh God, that stuff stinks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46897,"Yes, I'm sorry, I struck him right here in your house. And I'll strike anybody in anybody's house that calls me a Cinderella Man.","Well, what else do you expect them to call you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46898,They sound like finches.,They could be finches. I don't know. We should go before it gets dark.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46899,"I'll say. If we ever get off this looney-tune project, I'm gonna head straight for civilization and buy me a big thick steak.",With lots of ketchup?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46900,I know. I think sometimes you just sort of spaz-out with random excess flirtation energy and it just lands on anything male that moves.,On anything male that moves? As opposed to anything male that doesn't move?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46901,"Who put this item in about the comic? ""If there's a more hilarious funny man around than Herbie Temple at the Palace, you'll have to pardon us for not catching the name. We were too busy screaming."" Does this Temple have a press agent?","No. It's one of J.J.'s occasional beau gestes. Evidently the fellow's funny, so he gave him a plug.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46902,It's a Samoan pub.,"Well whatever it is, could you get your man to turn the TV down?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46903,"Well I guess that'd be our ten-foot backyard Per-Gola. You can stand up in it. Well, some people could stand up in it. Six foot clearance at the ridge. You might just could.",Let me have that one. Where's the nearest hardware store?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46904,"He's performing at some place outside of Richmond, Virginia.",I can't go all the way down south.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46905,"Let me guess, you're the goy who stole Hanukkah.",The Hebrew Hammer! You're alive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46906,"Well, because you picked that place out of a hat, my brother's dead now. And this girl's family's dead.","I'm sorry to hear that. What were they, psychos?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46907,My letter of transit? I could use a trip. But it doesn't make any difference about our bet. You still owe me ten thousand francs.,And that ten thousand francs should pay our expenses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46908,I meant you're into ghosts.,"Oh, yeah. I'm just curious about that kind of stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46909,"Tell us the truth. You don't just find these things, at least not in this neighborhood.",I promised I wouldn't tell.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46910,You've got a mustache.,A bit of one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46911,You don't have fifty foot of apartment!,"Come on, don't me give a hard time. I'm just trying to make the place look nice for Katka.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46912,We can't kill it on board. It's huge now and must have tremendous amounts of that acid in its body.,"I've got an idea, but you're not going to like it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46913,"Yes. You see, the truth is, Trinity, that we humans have a place in the future. But it's not here. It's in the Matrix.",The Matrix isn't real!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46914,"With the presidential election coming up, I thought I could be of some help, sir.",I'd rather see you on the side of the opposition.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46915,"Captain Howdy, Do you think my mom's pretty? Captain Howdy? Captain Howdy that isn't very nice.","Well, maybe he's sleeping.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46916,"He comes out of the cafeteria line, he's nervous, he spills his corn, and he asks you to the dance!","Marty, you haven't been listening. Nobody's asked me to the dance...yet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46917,"Maybe you'd like to get rid of this Supergirl yourself, Nigel?",Why get rid of her at al1? You've used the Coffer of Shadow too much. It is beginning to rule your heart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46918,Go get me a beer.,I thought you were gonna get one for me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46919,"David, I appreciate your comments. Anybody got an ideas? Everybody just talk out loud.","I've always liked the format of Rowan and Martin's ""LAUGH-IN.""",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46920,He's very pleased with your response to the surroundings.,He fools around with his patients too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46921,You hear that? You can drink as much as you want up here.,We're not supposed to get drunk. We're on call.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46922,They're here! They're here! We have the nanobot.,Excellent. How long until the assembler tank is complete?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46923,Could it be some kind of college initiation?,"It's an initiation all right, but not of a college as you and I know them. Nothing alive looks like that!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46924,"I love people. All people. Even people that no one else loves, I think they're OK, you know. Like Beggars.",Homeless people?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46925,"He's got your prick in his back pocket, son, and you're standing naked in the display window of Macy's. He's using you. Only you're too blind to see it.","No, what I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand that his son's become more successful than himself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46926,"The incredible thing about it is, I'm paying for her analysis and she's making progress and I'm getting screwed.","I don't know, though, I feel so guilty because Alvy is paying for it, so, you know, so I do feel guilty if I don't go to bed with him. But if I do go to bed with him, it's like I'm going against my own feelings. I don't know I-I can't win.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46927,It just so happens we have a vacancy on the couch.,I'll take it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46928,You're not going anywhere. You're 15 years old!!,You have to let me go!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46929,"Yeah? Yeah? Okay, kids, you can open the presents now.","Here, you guys. Open them up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46930,There's a kid at school says we should've imprint-trained him.,"He says if you do it soon as they're born, it makes them real easy to handle later on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46931,"I sold all the wind instruments. Hawaiian Air, business class. And you like that new fur coat?",Love it!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46932,It stinks. I thought woman were independent now.,"Until she remarries, Fletch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46933,What manic invents disease like that in the first place? Why would he do it?,"I don't know, but Nekhorvich was not a manic. Get me a twenty on Nyah.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46934,Adrian. What are you doing? Why wouldn't you let us in?,He's the one. He's been the one all along. Stalking us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46935,It seems like such a complicated game.,Not really. You see your goal and you go after it. Anything that gets in the way is an obstacle and must be destroyed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46936,A French & Indian army out of Fort Carillon's heading south to war against the English. I'm here to raise this county's militia to aid the British defense.,Folks here goin' to join in that fight?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46937,This is the newest technology approved for general implementation. It's called a locater implant. Every parolee gets one. We're going to know where you are every second for the rest of your life.,"If you try to run, I'll hunt you down and kill you myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46938,"There was one nice-looking one there inna black dress and beads, but she's dancing now.",There's a nice-looking little short one for you right now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46939,What's going on here?,There's going to be a pile up. Logs. Bodies everywhere. I saw it happen. It happened.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46940,"My name is Pavel Chekov. I am a Lt. Commander in Starfleet, United Federation of Planets, service number 656-5827b.",All right. Let's take it from the top.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46941,And don't be walking off with any of that. You know how the boss feels about individual pilferage.,Talk louder. I can't hear you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46942,"Bad, yes. Guy, no. This is one majorly beautiful evil person.",I'm totally over her. Positively.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46943,"If you get a hundred thousand for it, you buy me a box of chocolate creams. If you get an Oscar, I get the left foot.","You know, I'd take you up on that in a minute. I'm just not good enough to do it all by myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46944,"Listen, I think I made a mistake, too.","I ain't a priest, Lieutenant. I can't hear your confession.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46945,"I'd like to speak to Dr. Carlson, please.",Carlson? Is he new here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46946,Objection! These remarks are profane and irrelevant.,Sustained. Your archeological theories have no bearing on the disposition of this creature.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46947,Did you all take stupid pills this morning?! Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you want to let him back over here?,"No, no, no! You got it all wrong, Potato Head. Buzz is fine! Buzz is right here. He's with me!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46948,Women are deceitful. They are untrustworthy flesh. I've seen too many men ruined or tied down or messed up by women.,"Women talk too much. To tell a woman not to talk is like telling Jesse James not to carry a gun or a hen not to cackle. And Samson, the strongest man that ever lived, was destroyed by the woman who slept in his arms.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46949,Let us see. We have now two empty bunks here. Nummer einundsiebzig und Nummer dreiundsiebzig in Baracke vier.,Suppose you let those mattresses cool off a little -- just out of decency?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46950,I like them. I was sick of looking at this room. I think they add a little life.,Nothing like a little liveliness.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46951,I have 6 tons.,"Mam, it's my truck. I know my own capacity.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46952,"I hope you're pretty nearly through with me, Doctor, I'm getting a little fatigued.","Yeah, you don't want to tire him out, Doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46953,"Did you hear that, Terrance? I farted!",You did? Just now?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46954,I have a cold.,What did the thermometer say?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46955,Please tell me your dawg's not trying to rekindle things with my sister.,'Course not. Strictly business.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46956,Let's grab some food.,First decent idea you've had.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46957,"Hello, Sidney. Wanna table?",Just hopping tonight. Leo Bartha been in?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46958,You heard about that?,Of course. NO ONE EVER SHUTS UP IN THE LIBARY. Kids were whispering about it all day.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46959,"This town is everything a man could ask for. And if I were to end up here, I'd consider myself lucky. But the fact is, I'm not ready to end up anywhere.",No one's ever left.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46960,How dare you say you love me.,It won't happen again. Scout's honor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46961,"It's a brassiere. You know about those things. You're a big boy, now.",I've never run across one like that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46962,"Alright, let's check it out.",We can start in the area where the robbery occurred.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46963,"Excuse me? Do I know you, friend? Take a look around you. Do you even know who I am?","Let me guess, you're the goy who stole Hanukkah.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46964,"Danny, what the hell are you trying to do out there?",What do you mean? I'm just doing what we've always done.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46965,"I had a big brother who died over there, too. He wasn't no flyer though. He was just your basic Marine Corps type. I was only twelve when it happened, so I don't remember much about him.",I sure remember Tommy. Mind if we talked about something else?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46966,What were the yards like?,"Big backyards, fences, some hedges, why?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46967,I'm completely stunned. I don't want this to happen.,But didn't we know it would happen?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46968,"Oh, my! Hello, Father Donigan! Sidewalks, sidewalks?","Iris, stop! It's not his fault. The communal wine just proves too temptin' for some of them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46969,"Get this, Frank--we got two patients. Number one, the scarecrow outside. Number two misses the railing but breaks both legs on the balcony, then throws himself through a glass window, heads to the bedroom, where he's now passed out.","Well, he's the steakhead of the night, then.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46970,"Those are Tigers, they have six-inch armor, they don't even notice grenades.",Would they notice and eighty-eight?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46971,I'm great. Always set my fingers on fire. If you want to see another trick. I do this thing with my nose.,No. I just wanted to see if you could light it that way. The guy at the newsstand can.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46972,"This war's put an end to decent things. I want to close my eyes and jump and give myself for once, hold nothing back.",We can't change what's past. Not even the war can do that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46973,She doesn't want us to go to Baltimore. She wants to meet us in New York City on Valentine's Day. On top of the Empire State Building.,Perfect. We'll be there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46974,They say Fanucci has a license from Maranzalla himself to work this neighborhood.,"If you like, why not give me fifty dollars each to pay Fanucci. I guarantee he will accept that amount from me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46975,But I'm going to give it up for adoption. I already found the perfect people.,"They say they're going to pay my medical expenses and everything. I promise this will all be resolved in thirty-odd weeks, and we can pretend it never happened.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46976,"Violet, it's Gino and Johnnie. They were in a car accident.",Oh my God. Was anyone hurt?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46977,Sandy? Could I talk to you a minute?,"Sure, just a sec. Excuse me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46978,You can die slowly cut into a thousand pieces.,"Hardly complimentary, Your Highness. Why loose your venom on me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46979,"Yeah, he needs souls to live. When you guys left, you broke the gates. We gotta get the gates burning again before he dies.",He should have thought of that before he denied me my birthright.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46980,That ring's so great. The green one.,"Tom, I love you! See! I bought it for him, for his birthday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46981,"The thing is, I made a commitment. I said I'd do it and I have to keep my word.","Keeping your word is something I can actually respect, Ted.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46982,"Chutney, why is it that Tracy Marcinko's curls were ruined when she got hosed down?",Because they got wet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46983,This check is for sixteen thousand dollars. That's a lot of cash to be carrying around.,I can take care of myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46984,You're learning the Hebrew really fast.,"I told you, I'm good at this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46985,I was shot twice in the back.,"Okay, so you're a victim.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46986,"Every time we feed him, it either comes right back up or he coughs and turns blue and has a hell of a time.",We don't have to see him. Call that halfassed Army hospital and tell them to be ready to put some lipiodol in this kid's esophagus and take X- rays.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46987,How long ago did this guy retire?,It's been a few years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46988,"Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch, I just got a letter!","A letter from who, you shit sucking cock master?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46989,Nobody knows you barfed during junior high school graduation.,Nobody knows about your constant masturbation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46990,You moved into this block?,"Not really to live, just to play.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46991,They can't shoot us in here.,And they can't fly around out there forever.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46992,I'm just picking some things up for the barbecue.,"Yeah, me too, mind if I tag along?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46993,Pull the balloon right in front of him! We'll board the damn thing!,"Oh, I see, an easy plan!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46994,It's on the lake right in the middle of Seattle. It rains nine months of the year in Seattle.,I hope I don't have to pay for that piece of information.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46995,"Yes, now-now that you mention it, uh, I-I-I have, uh, buzzing and also ringing. Ringing and buzzing. Um, am I going deaf, or something?",And it's just in one ear?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46996,"Oh, no! She hasn't been here at all! I would have seen her, you know. I've been right here all the time, putting olive oil on my rubber plant leaves!",And there! There you see? Her key is on the rack!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46997,"Because I'm scared, that's why. You never smoked?","I used to, but I stopped.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_46998,He couldn't break an egg with a hammer. He still writing those crime porn books?,He's moved on to TV.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_46999,Chanel Number Five. That always reminds me of home.,"Of course, dear. You're home now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47000,"I used to bring over ten thousand at a time. That's the legal limit, so I never brought more than that.",How many trips did you make?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47001,"So she's pretty cool, huh?","Actually, no, she's a complete psycho. That's why she's up at Pescedero. She tries to blow up a computer factory, but she got shot and arrested.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47002,"Explain to me how you can diagnose someone as ""obsessive compulsive disorder"" and then act like I have any choice in barging in.",There's not going to be a debate. You must leave.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47003,I'm going to go to Hawaii but you can't tell my sisters that.,"Wow, you're goin' to Hawaii, that's great -- you're goin -- ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47004,"What you earn has to double in order to cover expenses in London, it's an outrageously expensive city.",We've only been over this how many times?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47005,"It would have to be some totally average day when nobody was expecting it, and I'd just disappear and they'd never see me again.",Sounds like a healthy way to deal with your problems.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47006,"Well, sometimes you shouldn't listen to me! Now I don't know if I can make it down to 155. I'm having trouble making 160, and without telling me, you sign me for a fight at 155 pounds, and if I don't make 155, I forfeit $15,000! You're supposed to know what you're doin'. You're supposed to be a manager!",You want the title shot?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47007,I'll say a lot of things I've never said before. It's habit.,It sounded like a pick-up line.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47008,"Funny, we just drove right in.","Well, I can assure you, it won't happen again. Thanks for your concern. Goodbye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47009,Dr. Jaffe has pinned her ears back.,"Quite, absolutely - I always thought they were false.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47010,We outgrew each other.,"Yeah, well, like I said, it didn't figure. You two.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47011,"I didn't just fuck myself! Jesus, I'm going to be sick!",You just fucked a total stranger?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47012,"That's exactly what I am doing, again.",Do you have to let me get halfway through the movement first? This is tiring me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47013,"Theo, Buzz is dead.",I didn't come this far to bury a guy that's not my dad. He owes me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47014,That's a nice greenhouse.,It's Mrs. Gaskell's. Her hobby.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47015,"Sometime after 1:00 a guy's gonna call here and give you the name of a horse. All you do is take this two grand across the street to Shaw's place and bet it on that pony. There's nothin' to it, but don't take too much time. We only have 3 or 4 minutes after you get the call.","You're not gonna break him with a $2,000 bet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47016,"My husband is with me, too.","He is? Well, Captain Renault's getting broadminded. Sit down. Will you have a drink?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47017,"Oh, yeah ? I don't see anyone else here with the chops to lead.","Well, maybe you better look again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47018,"Mookie, I told you already it's too fucking hot to make love.",Why you gotta curse?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47019,Because it's in English?,"Yeah, but it's not just that. To the Czech mind, any movement, whether political or literary should be underground. If it isn't, then it's not radical and not worthy of a look-in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47020,"Don't worry, I probably won't be in here much. Light sleeper.",That's why we're here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47021,You have very nice ceilings.,"I do? Well, thank you! You like ceilings?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47022,"You know, Babe Brother's wife just dumps greens in the pot without washing them.",Babe Brother is a poor boy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47023,"We climb down to the barge and follow the river out to the ocean. With any luck, the Costa Rican coast guard will pick us up.",Then we go home?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47024,We're having lunch with a movie talent scout.,They certainly don't waste much time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47025,THIS BEHAVIOR WILL STOP AT ONCE.,But see that's just the point. It can't stop at once. Because it's in you. And you can't stop something that's in you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47026,I have to go back to Birmingham.,Is Crawford going with you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47027,"We may as well leave her, we're leaving the car and we gotta leave her some place anyway, what's the difference where?",She's coming with us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47028,"Hello, Mary. I just happened to be passing by.","Yeah, so I noticed. Have you made up your mind?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47029,Take off your vest and I'll tell you a story.,Don't be shy. There's time to stop before you go too far.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47030,Leave four columns open on the front page tomorrow.,"Now you're talking, Babe. I'll keep the whole front page open. What are you going to do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47031,You can't play around with these tent people.,I'm not playing around. I forgot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47032,If I close m'eyes I can almost smell the live oak.,"That's hamburger grease, Bill.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47033,I wasn't sneaking around with your girl. Would you please tell him?,"You're too late, Toby. We're going to get in his fancy car and ride off and leave you behind.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47034,"So, he put aside some jewelry for me. A lot of jewelry.","You mean, like a lot of expensive jewelry? About how much?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47035,You see the sign! It's a dollar fine for not rewinding and this time I'm gonna charge you! $2.99 plus one dollar is $3.99!,"Keep the change, you son of a psycho!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47036,Yeah. Fifteen minutes to a half an hour. Hard and deep.,Me. I can only take it up to fifteen minutes. Cause I get bored.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47037,"Turn on your right side. How about the other ""right?"" I don't understand you philosphers. You've got the whole world figured out but you can't remember the difference between right and left.",I was absent the day they taught that in school. What did she say?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47038,Wow. You've had quite an evening.,"She went home, she's getting ready, and we're going out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47039,This is starting to spook me.,Least I'm not alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47040,"I'm sorry, I usually would call Rajeev, but I didn't know what to do so I called Mr. Bianchinni.",He said you lost something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47041,"Listen, the mud soup and the charcoal arugula are outrageous here.","Yeah, well, you're late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47042,I guess I'm startin' to feel a little better.,"Yeah, you're startin' to feel pretty good to me, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47043,I'm not here to bowl.,"You drag that coconut around for your health, or do you know how to use it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47044,I always hoped I would hit two meters.,With a full head of hair.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47045,Let me guess: retail sales of little chocolate sprinkles have gone through the roof!,The school dumpsters used to overflow to the point where the stench was unbearable. My award winning exposé changed all that. The city added an extra weekday trash pick-up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47046,Then why aren't you testifying for their side?,"I can subpoena you, you know. I can get you up there on the stand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47047,"I am really, deeply sorry.",It violates so many trusts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47048,"I wouldn't keep bugging you, but you said he said he would have a job for us.",I'm not gonna bring it up to him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47049,No matter how sexist or racist the material may be?,Yes. And I say yes because who is to judge? Who is to stand before us and say this is righteous and this is not? Who? Who can play God?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47050,He sucks soup through his front teeth.,"A trademark move, don't touch it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47051,That computer's wired into INTERNET.,He's hacked into her Internet address. He's a hacker.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47052,"Hey, why don't you invite Maya to the wedding?","Somehow I don't think inviting Maya to your wedding is the right move. In fact, after your bullshit, it's going to be hard for me to even go to the Hitching Post again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47053,I like them. I was sick of looking at this room. I think they add a little life.,Nothing like a little liveliness.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47054,"Now, you can take care of the Dauntless, right?",Men! Are you up for it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47055,Public scorn carries a terrible sting. Trust me. I'm a woman who knows.,It's libelous; you wouldn't dare.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47056,"Listen, you got somethin' that none of us have.",Why is it always this? I owe it to myself? What if I don't want to?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47057,"Damn lucky this storm didn't blow down when we were on those baldheaded mountains. It continues, we better stay put.","It could blow over tomorrow, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47058,"I'm sure you must have things to do in the bathroom, Birdie dear.","If I haven't, I'll find something till you're normal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47059,"That's okay I like the metro, it's only a couple of stops from here.","I insist, it is the least we can do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47060,I've always wanted to drive a crashed car.,You could get your wish at any moment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47061,"Mikey, there's optimism, and then there's stupidity. It's a very fine line.","I don't think there's any hope, either. I was just trying to make you feel better.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47062,I can't even put a Band-Aid on my finger.,Here's the Surgeon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47063,"Now you've testified that the deceased was a heavy man, and hard to bring out of the net.","Is it possible his head struck the transom, or the stern gunnel, or the net roller, as you were bringing him in?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47064,"Okay, I designed the float, you know. And, what's gonna happen here is that this is going to look like a glistening lake beneath the swan.","Uh, Gladys?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47065,It's unbelievable. The man never ages.,Look at Kenny Rossi. Isn't he dreamy? I wish he'd break up with Arlene. She thinks she's so great.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47066,"Children, children! Be quiet, all of you! The vibrations in this house are strange today. Where's Rose, anyhow?",She's getting herself up to go out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47067,"I always meant to ask, what is it that makes you so special? Why is it you have this special rapport with multiple killers? Why you?",They like my stories. They like the way I think. They're into fantasy. I turn them on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47068,Sweet Jesus I never dreamed I'd be glad to see Central Park at night.,We made it !,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47069,"Jabez, don't you remember your own wedding? We said it's for better or worse. We said it's for richer or poorer.",That's what we said.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47070,"Not far, not far. Be patient. Soon you will see him. Why wish you become a Jedi?","Because of my father, I guess.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47071,It's mine all right. I've owned that little sucker for a long time.,I didn't know you took pictures.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47072,Trip? You just got yourself four tickets and four backstage passes to KISS live at Cobo Hall tonight!,I did?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47073,It never is. But he's my brother. We're going to California together. But first we're going to stop in Silverado and see our sister. And I can't show up there with a story like this.,Then I guess this is where we part ways. Sorry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47074,"Ma'am, I am the Deputy of this town.",Can I bring Kenny?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47075,"We don't go around altering valuable paintings, Dr. Venkman.","Well, I'd make an exception in this case if I were you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47076,What about holding your right arm up like that all the time?,"It's fine. Just give it a try. And for gosh sake, Eve, take your foot off the chair!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47077,Funboy had to leave this mortal coil.,"Yeah, among others. Hey, man -- you're hit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47078,I wrapped my sandwiches in tinfoil. I ate and drove. I had one of those big checkered cabs.,You are going where?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47079,"We're not going to the game, are we Mom?","Sure we are, let's go!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47080,I'm fucking crawling out of my skin.,Oh shit. I remember this. Want to go?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47081,I absolutely refused the house and the bomb shelter.,"But you see what I'm getting at? You get a gorgeous house, you're highly paid. What are you gonna do, stay or leave? One voice comes back at me: stay!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47082,Henry Lee Lucas. Well he was only convicted of killing eleven but he claimed to have killed over three hundred.,Wonder what all them people done made him so mad?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47083,Do we have enough time for a weld?,We don't have time to fart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47084,"We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we'd lost it, until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.",And I said I would never leave you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47085,And here are my mother and father.,They have noble faces.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47086,The guy ain't here yet.,You're kidding. It's almost eleven- thirty!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47087,My parents made me take clarinet but I hated it. The sax is more sonorous.,"God, I can't take it anymore! If I don't have Chris, I'll kill myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47088,"My client is an entrepreneur. I am his lawyer, not his business manager.",So you wouldn't have any idea how your client continues to make so much fucking money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47089,I'm a Libra too. That's why we get along so well.,He looks like a killer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47090,"They'll never make it. I mean, they can't manage when the cable goes out.",You'd be surprised what people can do when they have too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47091,What's he joking around for? He's been shot.,He's been shot a lot. He's used to it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47092,"You sound so disapproving, Midge.","No, it's your life. But you were the bright young lawyer who decided he was going to be chief of police some day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47093,I don't have another cat!,"Well make a dog, make a parakeet! I'm sure you'll think of something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47094,You could tell him you really liked the way he chews with his back molars.,You're so fucking lucky your dad is the sheriff.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47095,Can we charge admission?,"Donations only! And make the thing non-lingual, so everyone gets a handle on it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47096,They give you copies to burn.,Good. You've both been working close to the front.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47097,"Anne Schuyler, are you going to sit there and watch this man insult us? Haven't you any decency left?","Why doesn't Dexter show some decency? And you might show some too, Mother. What do you expect a man to do when he's called such names? I'm glad you hit that reporter, Stewart. He deserved it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47098,Pot is an herb. It's just like any type of gardening.,How much could you grow? Realistically.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47099,"Mrs. Mulwray, it's a very serious offense pointing that at an officer of the law. It's a felony.",Let her go. She didn't kill anybody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47100,Please don't wash your hands in the sink.,Where should I wash them?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47101,"Are you threatening me, because I'm sure that's a violation of the terms of your bail.",I'm reporting you to the IRS.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47102,"Let go o' me! I've got to get Bruce out of jail! Oh, Walter, why did you have to do this to me?","Get Bruce out of jail! How can you worry about a man who's resting comfortably in a quiet police station while this is going on? Hildy, this is war! You can't desert now!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47103,"This? I'm testing a new spirit gum, to see how it holds.",And people are actually fooled by that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47104,"Rose, you're in an awful dither tonight. What's the matter with you, honey, are you sick or something?","No, ma'am, I'm just fine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47105,You have issues. I mean you have some serious issues that need to be ironed out.,Issues ??? This guy has the damn subscription to every psychotic issue I've ever heard of.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47106,I know that you kill people to sell bodies.,You say you've come here on your own account? No one knows you are here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47107,"They said they wanted to know about this stuff. They said to keep them updated, so I did!","You could have sent it to them. Why would you drive an hour out to East Jesus, Nowhere?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47108,"Susan is my daughter, she has a wonderful life ahead of her and you're going to deprive her of it and you're telling me you're sorry? Well, I'm sorry, apology not accepted.","I love her, Bill. She is all that I ever wanted, and I've never wanted for anything because I've never wanted anything before, if you can understand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47109,"I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to feel a really sexual vibe here.",What happened? I thought we were playing Truth or Dare.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47110,"If you find out what I want to know, and if I'm able to successfully use that information, you get to go back to your degenerate little life. If not, you take a bath.","You're one sick bastard. A sadist with a badge looking to rope me in to a suicide mission. I think no matter which way I go I'm likely to wind up face down on a sheet of plastic. So here's my answer: kiss my ass, Hop-along.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47111,My secret diary. There are pages missing.,Who would do that?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47112,I never went in that sphere.,"You don't remember you did. But I'm sure you remember running like some fucking hero to get Harry, don't you? You remember that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47113,Waterfront - Crime - Commission - ? What's that?,We're getting ready to hold public hearings on waterfront crime and underworld infiltration of longshore unions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47114,Santini will do that for 25 dollars!,Then tell him to wax it too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47115,"Zira, are you trying to get my head cut off?","Don't be foolish. If it's true, they'll have to accept it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47116,"I'm worn out with you crazy sons-of- bitches. If you've got something to say, Lecktor, say it.","I want to help you, Will. You'd be more comfortable if you relaxed with yourself. We don't invent our natures, They're issued to us. Along with our lungs and pancreas and everything else. Why fight it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47117,I'm going to my desk.,You're not goin' anywhere! Get on the fuckin' floor!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47118,Now wait a minute. Super's the one made the rule. He ain't gonna give you no helper.,He will if he wants us to go on blasting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47119,My client proposes a thirty day cooling off period.,My client feels sufficiently dispassionate.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47120,"He's right, we can't rescind DEFCON 2. The Soviets will think we've gotten sweet on them.",And we can't purge the Chiefs. Our invasion talk will look like a bluff. Or even that there's been an attempted coup.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47121,"They'll come around. Close your eyes, I wanna bring out the gorgeous color in them. The first rule in applying eye makeup, is you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.",Do you like putting makeup on people?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47122,"I feel sad about Karen Cross, too. I just make like to myself she loves me. I know better, though. It just feels good to me when I imagine it.",Make believin' always made me feel good too from time to time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47123,"Well, you p-puked on his feet.","Yeah, but he was wearing shoes!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47124,Don't eat the red ones.,Why not? They're my favorite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47125,Is there any sort of risk of brain damage?,"Well, technically, the procedure itself is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47126,Tradition. Royal sense of adventure that's been in my family for centuries. Dates back to the Crusades and King Richard. What I was born to do.,"Yeah, tradition's a bitch, ain't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47127,You're right. The Devil has come. Look at me. I am the Devil.,I am a man of peace.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47128,"Oh, really. General Salazar was there?","No, but a lot of other people. You should come. You should come out with us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47129,The guy was a total fruitcake.,And he told you then his father was a famous virologist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47130,Well someone clearly let him out before Monica opened the gate.,"Oh fuck you, and fuck Monica while you're at it. But I guess that's what I interrupted.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47131,You're both in custody until there's a DNA fingerprinting and we can prove who's who. Now put the gun down.,You can't blame me for trying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47132,Somebody Mitchell picked up on the train. I don't even know her name.,She doesn't look like a girl who would let herself be picked up on a train.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47133,We've been aware of some very serious vampire activity in this town for a long time.,Santa Carla has become a haven for the undead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47134,"Buddy. Well, now, that's a nice name, I like it. I am real pleased to meet you. Hey, look, do you think you got a cold drink of ice water somewhere?",Sure. Let me take your suitcase.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47135,"Howdy, Jake. What's going on here?","You got me. This is a crazy town, Emmett. I think we ought to get out of here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47136,"Well, are you satisfied now? Can we just lie and talk, huh?","Hmmph. It has a nipple, all right.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47137,"Ma'am, first class to Montana is a waste of good money. Now, am I being too polite here or when I say NO in Utah, does that mean YES in New York City?","I, I don't mean to sound insensitive. I understand your situation. But there's nothing I can do. You just called the wrong person, that's all. I hear there are a bunch of therapists in New York. Maybe you should call one of them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47138,I thought we were heading for trouble putting on all these trinkets.,"We got to start rehabilitating, Duke, if we want to be halfway human by the time we get back to our wives.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47139,There are a lot of lonely people in the world. Somebody's gonna figure this out someday.,It's not going to be me. I'm giving it up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47140,"Man, you guys gooned it. Your laser butts are scattered across KANSAS.",Come on. I died enough for one night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47141,I got a bad stomach. It helps me digest.,Your father never bothered me about it. Leastways not till the drug people got on his back in the late '60s.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47142,Well ya got me. That's me. I'm Ben Damon.,Really? You're such a talented actor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47143,"C'mon, girl, you live next door. Who's been creeping?",There's so many I just can't keep track.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47144,I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do with it.,"Well, then, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to keep it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47145,"Hey, Scooby! How's it going?",Conan O'Brien? Whoa! What are you doing here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47146,I'm going to paint this can of soup and become famous and not give you any credit for it.,"If you can become famous, everyone will have their fifteen minutes of fame, man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47147,"I've never been able to figure out what to do with my life, which is why I guess I'm still a waitress.",Nothing wrong with being a waitress.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47148,I don't communicate very well through a shroud.,"If Max doesn't like what you have to say, you'll be wearing that shroud indefinitely.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47149,Do those two work for your dad or mine?,"Mine, and they never tip.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47150,"Excuse me, I'm looking for a priest.",Weddings are one floor down. Congratulations.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47151,I've lost my girlish laughter.,The only girlish thing you have lost.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47152,"Well, she does know a lot about wine.",Ooooooohh. Now we're getting somewhere.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47153,We're going home. We're in hyperspace.,We're going into the freezers now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47154,"Look, I don't really remember how this thing works.","Listen, you can't broadcast without a license. Unless this is an emergency, you gotta get off the band.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47155,Go live in a tent.,It'll be a tough dollar when guys like you learn the alphabet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47156,"That's not true, I just hate all these obnoxious, extroverted, pseudo- bohemian losers! Sometimes I think I act so weird because I'm crazy from sexual frustration.",Haven't you heard about the miracle of masturbation?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47157,Waiter! She needs more water.,Can we get some service here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47158,It's about to be a broken face.,"This isn't permanent, Johnny. We need to be careful until we're normal again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47159,He totally freaked. I've never seen him like this. He's out of his fucking mind.,"That's okay, as long as he believes it was Johnnie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47160,This is great - GREAT! Now we have to enter the front door!,"Look, it's really not my fault.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47161,But I didn't sell cigarettes to any kid!,To a five-year-old kid? What a scumbag!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47162,Are you leaving us?,Oh no. We'll always be together.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47163,I've been meaning to come in a long time.,You live in the neighborhood?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47164,Probably some investment banker or convertible-bonds-broker-dickhead. Did you see how fast he ran out of here? It's done. He's not coming back.,I guess. I gotta drop a dime. Did anybody mess up the hoop?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47165,You fell out of the Tall Tower you creep!,I was saved at the last minute.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47166,I'll always go back to that church.,So one day we'll meet.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47167,The 405 is coming up.,Where is this canyon house where you're supposed to hook up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47168,"A UFO lands in back of your house and puts something in your Dad and Mom's necks. Then it gets the police, and your teacher too.",How did it get Mrs. McKeltch?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47169,I have samples all over the kitchen.,Come along. I know my way around a kitchen. Come along.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47170,"Dad, we can't decide unless Rudolf gets to look too!",Would you mind if Rudolf had a look too?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47171,The Park? It's only two nights. Why throw away a night?,Because Blackie Carson books the Park and whenever we've needed a gig he's come through.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47172,"Make it three hundred. And throw that in, too.","Hell, that's worth three, easy. And you got your waiting period.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47173,That could break the machine.,"Julie, people who end up making rules like that end up beating their kids with wire hangers. It's a fact.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47174,"Sorry, man, don't know what you're talking about.","I'm talking about the sports cars that disappear off the docks in Genoa and wind up here. If you don't know about 'em, who does?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47175,We came here to deliver some clean laundry.,It's all right. I really do know them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47176,I thought you may have gotten drunk and decided to come here to talk me out of quitting.,Is that what you'd like me to do?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47177,Water mains usually go in the winter. It's August 1st.,Tell you what. Reminds me of life in the Delta.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47178,"Dad, look what I drew.","That's something, Jasper. What is it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47179,Great. I thought I felt a certain attraction between Mary and Tiny soon as he walked in.,Maybe. He's a real lady killer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47180,"That's what I'm saying, Will. You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're afraid to take the first step because all you're seeing are the negative things that might happen ten miles down the road.","Oh, what? You're going to take the professor's side on this?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47181,"Well, now you know how the other half lives.",And I'm not even pretty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47182,"To hire someone solely on their ethnicity, gender or religion is not right. It's un-American. I will hire someone who is most qualified for this particular job.","I was hoping to perhaps direct some episodes myself, if not the pilot soon after.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47183,"Hey, man, uh, look, if you don't like my stuff, uh, I won't sing it, okay? I'm sorry, you know?","No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying I don't need a limousine to know who I am, alright?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47184,"We are employees of Quick Stop Convenience and RST video, respectively. As such, we have certain responsibilities which-though it may seem cruel and unusual-does include manning our posts until closing.",I see. So playing hockey and attending wakes-these practices are standard operating procedure.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47185,There's always a chance they'll confess.,"Really? I don't work with violent cases, I work with children. But even a kid lies. They love it when they get you to believe something that isn't true. Don't you think Stargher would do the same?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47186,"We can't both run, can we? We're brother and sister. Can we?",It's a conflict of interest. And Paul was first.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47187,"She looks thirty-five, forty. She didn't look Italian to me.","I said, is she Italian girl?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47188,"Calvin, I wish you would have at least let me do the dishes. It's not going to be that easy getting all that dried- on food off my nice plates.",I just hope those plates aren't radioactive by tomorrow morning.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47189,"Well, you know where the lavatory is. You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just because you've marked it with your urine!","Jesus, I didn't say it was.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47190,The days of the storefront grocery are numbered. I plan on putting up a free-standing supermarket.,A super market. Huh.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47191,I told his father he'd be on that flight.,Well you could tell him otherwise. It was good of you to be all this help. But he doesn't want to go tonight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47192,Don't call me brother.,"Okay, sister. No offense. No offense!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47193,"Well, I would like to sit in front today.",It's not gonna happen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47194,Terry's name should be on this wall.,"So, why'd you want us to meet you here? Now?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47195,Press a button and they give us money.,Ride with me. We need a haircut.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47196,"We've got spirits and beer. If it's something hot you want, you can have tea.",Then you have some hot tea?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47197,We were here two Christmases ago.,"Well, that's a long time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47198,"Guy's got a fucking pink toilet, for Christ's sake.",She's great. Gimme the money.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47199,"Like clockwork. You got a good memory, Jackie.",It ain't always a blessing. My brother here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47200,"Relax, Mulvihill, glad to see you. Do you know Claude Mulvihill here?",Hope so. He's working for us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47201,He just left. Kissed her on the cheek.,He'll be back soon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47202,"It's go time, Billy-B.",Escort everyone's favorite She-Male over here nice and peaceful-like. Let's not have another incident like at the laundromat. I'll never forget the look on that poor woman's face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47203,You are seriously deranged.,Maybe. But why are we going up instead of down?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47204,"Jesus Christ, this guy's really got water on the brain.",What'd you expect? That's his job.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47205,Last week he broke up a major counterfeiting ring. Gang of kids were using slugs in the Pac-Man games.,Big bust! He confiscate their water pistols?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47206,I gave him a key to a locker that had the money in it.,Now why would you do that? Put the money in a locker?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47207,No. No. No. No. I had my Child at Cedars and Sinai. And that ain't no county hospital. You have to have cash or check before you come in the door.,Some folks take that natural stuff too far.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47208,You could run off them two cowboys.,I could run off them whores.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47209,I'm the train wreck you didn't see coming. And I'm gonna steal your life away. You went down 30 years ago. You just don't know it yet.,You're telling me this maniac is a cop? What the hell am I supposed to do with that one?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47210,"Jody, we've been going out for over a year. I love you but I'm all out of patience.",It's almost ten o'clock.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47211,"She will undoubtedly keep her promise. If you'll grant me the privilege, I'd like to submit this work to the Royal Academy when I get back.","You will have won the undying gratitude of us all. Is that not so, Marie Antoinette?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47212,We could cut a demo. Look for a label.,"That's true, wouldn't that be great. Of course, we never know when things are going to change. Any one of us could be transferred to another convent, tomorrow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47213,"The way she looked at me, Ramona! She hates me now. I think I've made a great mistake. She's going away, she's going away and nothing will stop her.",Speak to her again. Explain everything to her seriously.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47214,A Gentleman has to have a code. This is part of mine. A uniform. Think of it as my suit of shining armor.,And I suppose you're the knight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47215,Why else would you send off for me? If you just wanted sex just go to a prostitute.,Well as it turns out I did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47216,Everything's fine. I'm just having a little trouble keeping my frown upside down.,You want us to help you pick up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47217,"I've been a cop for a while, Kelly. It's hard enough for one person to keep a secret, let alone three. And then there's the love angle. I mean do you and Sam really want that little pill-head around, now that you have the money?","Am I right, did Sam sell you on the idea right up front, of whacking Suzie? That's murder, Kelly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47218,Maybe we should go in a different room?,I already checked. There are some pretty serious couples in there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47219,I need to take back what's mine.,There are two million people in there with you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47220,You know a gal named Maya? Works at the Hitching Post?,Sure I know Maya. Real well.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47221,"I really, really, really wanna go, but I can't. Not unless my sister goes.",I'm workin' on it. But she doesn't seem to be goin' for him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47222,I want to enjoy my little time left with you.,"This is our first ""date"" date.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47223,"Okay, here it is. Eldon Tyrell, his family and half his staff were just massacred. The cat is about to get out of the bag. Pressure is definitely on. The Nexus program is terminated. When you finish there, locate Nexus designated Rachael and retire.","If you don't, we will. It has to be total, Deckard. That's an order from as high as it comes. Got it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47224,How long will he need to be asleep?,"We're going to need at least two full REM cycles to get a clear neurological profile. Three hours minimum, six hours ideal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47225,Their com system must still be down.,"Well, I feel a whole lot better with them out there. We may need some help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47226,"Yes, though I doubt he's involved in this.",But the sword could be in his compound.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47227,What's happening to the moon?!,"The 2005 terraforming demolitions for the lunar excavations sent the moon into a diminishing retrograde orbit resulting in global gravitational fluctuations, increased seismic activity and tidal anomalies. Can I tell you more?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47228,"Listen, Karl, the truth is I don't know where they expect you to go or what they expect you to do. If it was up to me, I'd let you stay here if that's what you wanted. I'm just doin' my job. You follow me? Listen, I know an old boy that runs a fix-it shop deal down in Millsburg. He used to go to church with me. You're good workin' on small engines and things. If I put my neck out for you with him, will you work at it if he'll hire you?",I'm pretty handy I reckon on lawn mowers and whatnot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47229,"Mr. President, I believe the Prosecutor has reassembled all he surviving humans captured in the hunt along with Bright Eyes.","That's true, Dr. Zaius. My witnesses -- correction -- my exhibits are on display in the amphitheater.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47230,Good. The boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill.,"That's right and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos. Slide of watch shop.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47231,"The Crown ""negotiating"" the terms of service?","I know. One has to give Americans ""reasons"" and make agreements to get them to do anything at all. Tiring, isn't it? But that's the way of it here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47232,"She probably got a date by now, Angie.","Well, let's call her up. What can we lose?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47233,Do I know you from somewhere?,"You may have known my father, William Starks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47234,It has a killer refresh rate.,P6 chip. Triple the speed of the Pentium.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47235,I haven't seen much of you.,No. It's a bit of a madhouse. For some reason a lot of my mother's friends specialise in monologues.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47236,"She's fuckin' crazy, she killed the kid! She just killed her own kid!","It's not her fault, it's not her fault, the guy must have called them. Look, look, look, she's telling us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47237,This is not a coy deception. I do not want to be scrogged. I want love. I want tenderness.,You don't know you want. That's the way God built you!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47238,Do you have any idea of what is causing this fault?,"Not really, Frank. I think there may be a flaw in the assembly procedure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47239,"It'll still exit if they go on not knowing, won't it?",Yes. And people will live in the absence of truth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47240,"Where's my head? Where's your fuckin' balls? Huh? You know I'm tryin' to put somethin' really big together out here. You know what I'm talkin' about, huh? You know! If you're actin' like this now, how can I depend on you? There's a lot of things gonna change out here. And if you wanna be there with me, Sammy, you're gonna have to go my fuckin' way.","Listen, Nick, you gotta understand my situation. I'm responsible for thousands of people. I got a hundred million a year goin' through the place. It's all over, I'm gonna tell you, it's all over, if I don't get that license. And believe me, if it goes bad for me, it's gonna go bad for a lot of people, you understand?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47241,"What'dya tell that soldier, soldier? You tell him we was rebels?",He's my contact for Chrissake! There's two crates. Can you get me into the hospital?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47242,You never told me how your parents met.,They met at Auburn.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47243,You don't have to. The rabbit's wife sings at an underground Toon revue joint called The Ink & Paint Club. You can catch her in action there.,The job's gonna cost you a hundred bucks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47244,"Okay, the plan is: pedal to the metal the whole way. We don't stop till we hit the carwash, not even to pee.",I'll go with that plan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47245,Objection. The witness is not an expert in racial classification.,"Isn't it a standard trick to pack a line-up with men who resemble each other but look different than the suspect, so the suspect will stand out for the eyewitnesses?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47246,"Mr. White, the pressroom wants to know how much longer to hold the front page.","Give it another ten minutes. If we don't -- Hell, I'll tell him. Pete? If we haven't got anything new in the next ten minutes just go with the wire service copy under the 40 pt. banner and run the picture for three columns. Kent, I need a background story for the page 3 sidebar. Give me every thing you know about this terrorist group.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47247,My mouth is kinda dry.,Then I'll get you some punch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47248,You're just absolutely right and I'm absolutely wrong?,It must be nice to always believe you know better. To think you're always the smartest person in the room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47249,How? What would be the difference between you having a record label and me going from legal aid to private practice?,"All I'm saying is, you have to allow for things to happen to people, most of all to yourself. Otherwise, what's the use?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47250,You weren't going with her?,No. Why didn't I take her out somewhere? But she was laughing and seemed so happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47251,I envy your 'undercover' assignments.,We work in the dark. We do what we can.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47252,You embarrassed me in front of the highest - ranking law enforcement official in the country. Do you have any idea how much money you just cost me?,The reason you insisted on testing my system with prisoners is because of the increased risks involved with increased realism.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47253,"Do you love him, Loretta?","Yeah, Ma, I love him awful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47254,For pulling a 210-pound man out of a burning barrack in Saudi Arabia.,"I see. So when a man tries to rescue another man, he's a hero. But when he tries to rescue a woman, he's gone soft.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47255,Wind's up. It's shifted a good hundred and eighty degrees.,Makes me want to hold on and never let go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47256,I don't work with spooks. Not after that op in Cambodia.,I'm authorized to get you out of here. I thought that's what you wanted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47257,What's the matter? Does he have a courtesy card from the police department?,"Now don't get me mad! Even a detective can't walk in anybody's apartment and search it. If I were ever caught in there, I'd lose my badge inside of ten minutes!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47258,I saw how you're putting Mal Johnson straight.,I never could count on you to be reasonable. Don't force me to make an adjustment around here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47259,Haven't seen him for years. That's the truth.,"You just took a shot at me, asshole. I think you do know where he is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47260,Yes sir. You ort not know that language.,"I didn't know till here while back a year or two ago when I spent the night with Ronnie Smart one time. He said just tug on your peter and think about your mama. I tried it, but I felt funny thinkin' about my mama. So, I switched over to thinkin' about his mama and then what he told me would happen, happened. It sure tingles, don't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47261,"Yes, he has some hard bark on him.","That don't hardly say it. He shoots the desk clerk one day, and walks right back in the next and shoots a retired army colonel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47262,What do you remember about the accident?,"I remember the bus swerved, it just suddenly swerved to the right, and it hit the guardrail and the snowbank on the side of the road, and then it went over the embankment there, and everyone was screaming and everything. And that's all. I guess I was unconscious after that. That's all. Then I was in the hospital.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47263,Hmmm. Why didn't you tell that to the police?,They didn't give me a chance. We had a couple of drinks and she was all right then. She seemed happy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47264,They must have walked through it when it was floating and tracked it back here.,This is the first evidence that corroborates our theory.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47265,"If it was just a meal, why did they have so much luggage?","I dunno. Maybe it was baby supplies, Kay starts the car, starts to pull a U-turn.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47266,"Well, Dawn, I'm an optimist by nature.","Yeah, but you didn't answer my question.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47267,You're a fine watch dog.,He's got more sense than you have. Thank Heaven you're not on this case.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47268,"I got out of the shower, walked downstairs, saw her standing over my father, and called the police.",Did she have a weapon in her hand?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47269,"He made friends with a family called Columbier, and would later write of his first flirtation with their daughter, Caroline.","It will scarcely be considered credible, perhaps, but our whole business consisted in eating cherries together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47270,"Sheriff, what is going on out there?","All right Rachel, you stay by this radio. The state boys will send word once their in route. When that word comes you go tell deputy Logan.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47271,Then we'd better keep this business just between the two of us.,Right! Just between as and the Security Forces.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47272,So? I heard you had a good bunch of killers here.,And I don't intend to get some of them chewed up just to get your tub put in the mouth of the goddman Nung River. You say you don't know Kurtz?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47273,"Um, news flash: I don't give a shit.","Kat, stop it. You do. You can't even look me in the eye. You went back to the States when we split up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47274,"Yeah, well, I'm getting what I refer to scientifically as ""weird vibes."" every sensor I've got is giving me strange readings. I mean, the school has had these machines up here three years and they've never recorded anything like this.","Well, we'll ask around. Let you know if we hear of anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47275,Might'a been nice. Like this is gonna do any good. Maybe one of the frat guys has a gun.,"Please, Evan. Don't even joke. He wouldn't hurt you. He's just trying to scare you away from me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47276,Did you have occasion to refer to your ship's data banks during that night?,"I checked the data banks, yes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47277,Phreak and Joey are being framed. We need your help to figure out what's on this disc.,"I can't. Everybody who touches that thing gets busted, I can't afford to get arrested, I'm sorry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47278,"In return for Doug's freedom, I was never to see him again, I had to - it was his only chance.","Josh didn't get Doug out of jail, he did a deal in return for some computer disks we'd held onto.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47279,Sopranos up to F on the second 'Voca'?,"Yes, and on 'dictis'.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47280,"I told you to get away from here, didn't I? I'm tryin' to relax and look at TV. What are you doin' with that piece of iron? I swear to God you're the weirdest son of a bitch I ever heard of.",I aim to kill you with it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47281,"Then they weren't created to go after your ""patient zero"".",No. They've been training to hunt you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47282,So you see meeting you is a real thrill for me.,"Well, I'm hardly Mrs. Leslie Carter - whoever she was. In fact, I'm not even much of a success around here particularly after the backfire on Jerry's little publicity stunt with the leopard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47283,Cheese is particularly troublesome.,Worse than your Kraft Holiday dip?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47284,"They're inside the department, they're everywhere - it's not safe.","Shit, you know what happens to me if I'm harboring a fugitive? I already think they're on to me! I thought you were the phone police for Chrissake!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47285,"Well, you have knocked me for a hell of a loop, old man. A hell of a loop.","I know. You loved her. So did I. It was an awful shock to me, too. An awful shock. Rose was so alive it's hard to believe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47286,Your brother seems quite fascinated by her.,Why not? She's an attractive young woman.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47287,What time did you say they would be there?,"The plane is in at seven, so I'd say about eight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47288,What the hell are you doing? This is my girl. Mine!,I didn't know she belonged to anybody.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47289,"Great. Because, like I said, until you find it, we can't let you on the plane.",You don't understand. The man I'm supposed to marry is on that plane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47290,I saw her. Julia. Alive. I saw everything.,You might've seen Jimmy Hoffa dancing with Timothy Leary. I don't care.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47291,Apparently taking uzis away from sixth graders isn't as popular as we thought it'd be. Representative Taylor is working on a compromise.,Put together a score sheet. I'll make some calls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47292,What are all them books?,Different ones. One's the Bible. One of 'ems a book on Christmas. One of 'ems how to be a carpenter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47293,Is it real? You people are sick.,"Huh. I'd have thought a tough guy like you would know better. The sick ones are out there, friend. They make up the clientèle. Get rid of them and we're out of business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47294,That's because I spend all my time with case studies and hypos.,Tell me about it. I can't imagine doing all this and Donovan's internship next year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47295,"Listen, if straight doesn't work out, you come work for me. Just make sure nobody's following you. Buzz's face is eerily lit by the glow of the sunset, his halo bouncing in the breeze.","I didn't mean that stuff I said. I was trying to keep you out of this muddle. I'm glad I didn't have my tubes tied. Oh, and by the way, I made a call for you before I - uh - retired. Buzz takes his card and scrawl on the back with a gold pen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47296,"Looka, Sidney, you're my own sister's son, but where does that give you the right to call me a liar?","You told me that your boy was washed up with Susie Hunsecker, didn't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47297,"Amazing, he didn't even say ""if"".","No ""if's"" or ""but's"" it's a cinch. Do you want to know what the icing is?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47298,"Okay, this guy is trying to scare us. He's messed with our property, he's coming around the house. It's time for an ass whoopin'!",This is not an intelligent way to approach this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47299,"Good Morning, Missus. Lovely day, isn't it?",Indeed it is. May I take this She removes his tray.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47300,Any ideas about the colour?,"Well, not really. At first glance, black would suggest something sun-powered, but then why would anyone deliberately bury a sun- powered device?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47301,"Very well. I hold you responsible for all of this, For introducing a lounge act into my convent. For utterly disrupting our way of life. And for placing all of us in mortal danger. Thank-you.","Yeah, Eddie, thanks a whole bunch. Thanks for sticking me in a convent. So you think, after all this, maybe I really am a nun?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47302,I'm Ruth's niece. My name's Betty. I'm sure she told you I was coming.,There was an accident. I came here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47303,"I'll see you, Bill.","Okay, stop back by. Don't worry about your boy here, he's doin' good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47304,"For godsakes, Jim, slow down and stop acting like the little dutch boy. Not even you can plug all the world's leaks. Don't you think it's a sign you're pushing too hard when your daughter sees more of you on MTV news than in person.",She's a big girl. She understands.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47305,"If you had a chance, unemployed now, to walk off with a half-million dollars, would you take it?",I believe I said I'd be tempted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47306,Is there a switch?,Third rail is dead. Get me up. There must be a manual override in the booth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47307,It was a bratwurst. I was eating lunch.,With the teeth of your zipper?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47308,You already have a partner Mr. Kastle. Sheila walks over as the sleazeballs' car pulls out of the driveway.,"I think Buzz is retiring soon. In fact, I think he's retiring tonight. Kastle pulls out a shiny gold credit card and holds it in front of Sheila.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47309,Da Mayor ain't no bum.,Give dat bum a dollar for sweeping our sidewalk. What do we pay Mookie for? He don't even work. I work harder than him and I'm your own son.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47310,"Hey but Joey, you're thinking nickels and dimes. The money's with your brother.","What do you want from my life, Salvy? He's my brother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47311,It must be my new shampoo.,"That's no shampoo. It'smore like a pile of freehly laundred hand- kerchiefs, like a brand new auto- mobile. How old are you anyway?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47312,This is from the Highest Authority?,Yes. From the Highest Authority. There are two conditions. The U.N. must be allowed to inspect the removal of the missiles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47313,They're making him a hero now.,Saved a lot of folk from the railroad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47314,Jesus had nothing to do with it. If He'd been involved. He would have seen to it that things worked out the opposite from what they did.,It can't have been easy on him. Walking around with that on his conscience all these years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47315,"It's compensation, Leo, for the marginal life we lead. Sidney, did you hear the story about the cloak-and-suitor who -- ?","That's right! Tell him, so I can read it in Hunsecker's column first!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47316,Try the Fort Laramie Treaty. All over again.,"Look. You and I can stand here in a culture clash til the sun comes up, talking about what's right and what's wrong. You're from the reservation. It's a different world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47317,"It's a shame, Reverend. It's a damn shame.","I hope you don't take to bitterness, Sister Morgan. I tell you like I tell all the women in this church who got the same trouble you got. No matter what the trial or what the misery is, I tell 'em to stay with God.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47318,"Good. In a few minutes, you'll meeting Dr. Brodsky and we'll begin your treatment. You're a very lucky boy to have been chosen.","I realise all that, Missus, and I'm very grateful to all concerned.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47319,You got any money?,Three pennies and a ball of lint.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47320,Could work with a new switch. There may be a few more things hidden.,"Don't spend too much time searching. You ever vetted somebody's old code before? It's a different skill. Stay close to the surface. The best-hidden secrets are in plain sight. You know the best place to hide a leaf, right? In a tree.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47321,"Maybe you should drive him into Devil's Cauldron, let them decide what to do with him.",Fairbanks is a three-hour flight. I'll be back by dinnertime.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47322,My twenty-five per cent. Approximately fifteen hundred bucks.,"Oh, you crumb. With that fifteen hundred I coulda beat him. That's all I needed, Charlie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47323,We'll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them.,And you're sure you can find the secret compartment?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47324,"This is one of my favorite things, her passport.",Oh Vada she's so beautiful.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47325,How about the nudity?,"Nudity has just never been an issue for me, Frank. For me, clothes are just an option.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47326,For what? The honor of goin' back to some asshole of a cell?,"Truth is, Riddick, I'm tired of this head-up shit. I wanna be free of you as much as you wanna be free of me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47327,How did you get all of this stuff into the country?,This is America. There is nothing you can not buy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47328,Let me pose a question to the group: do any of you feel that Mister McMurphy is perhaps imposing his personal desires on you too much?,What the hell does that have to do with it? This is an important event and I want a vote on it!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47329,You must come with me. It's much too late already. You must come with me to the graveyard.,Wait a minute. My birthright is in the graveyard? Later not.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47330,I can sea its breath in the cold.,It's a warm breath -- warm and strong - warmed by the sunlight that shone on the deer's back in the hot summer; sweet with leaves and mosses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47331,You didn't think we'd let you go alone?,No fuckin' way. We're a team.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47332,What are your plans in New York?,We're going to the Rainbow Room and the symphony tomorrow night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47333,And what about your own hand?,"No problem. A pair of deuces? Less? So what? I bluff. It used to tear me apart when I'd get one of my men killed, but what was I supposed to do? Break down in front of the ones who were standing there waiting for me to tell them what to do? Of course not, so I bluffed, and after a while, I started to fall for my own bluff. It was great, it made everything so much easier. Sarge Is that why your hand's been shaking?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47334,"But with you, she gets to be hot, right?",Red hot. Her thighs steam.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47335,"All I need is the front money and a truck. I could be back in two, three days tops if I had somebody to share the driving.","If you fuck me on this one, I'll spare no expense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47336,All right then. I'll see you bright and early. How you comin' along on that garden tiller?,I fixed it. Hit's a workin' pretty good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47337,So you are going to talk me to death.,"You walk out and deal justice. You're what I wish I could be. The policemen who kills you, his family will have all they want.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47338,I never tried to get you to like me. I tried to get you to love me.,"Well, congratulations! You fucking pulled it off!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47339,"Maybe she was just using you to try and get back at some guy. Who knows? It could be a million things. It's wasted time trying to logically figure out the female brain, that's for sure.",Maybe she's got another boyfriend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47340,"We're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this party and then leaving cause it sucks, then we're gonna look for this other party you heard about. But, Trent, all the parties and bars, they all suck. I spend half the night trying to talk to some girl who's eyes are darting around to see if there's someone else she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy cause she's wearing a backpack. Half of them are nasty skanks who wouldn't be shit if they weren't surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. It's fucking depressing. Some skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is is gonna front me? It makes me want to puke.","You got it bad, baby. You need Vegas.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47341,"We need to give you a physical, so we know what got zapped.",Well why didn't you say so? You want me to lift some weights or something?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47342,"Elaine, I mean the mission has to be aborted. This ship should never have passed FSA inspection. This thing is held together by string and chewing gum.","Ted, get a grip on yourself. You should never have left the hospital.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47343,I know all your tricks.,And you're going to fall for them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47344,"Yeah I know. Patchett's running whores and judging by his address, probably something bigger on the side. He doesn't want any attention.","That's right. Our motives are selfish, so we're cooperating.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47345,Because I'm so horny.,God exists because you're horny.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47346,Here you are. Where were you this morning? Rick's looking all over for you.,"Have you seen Joey and Kincaid! God, I can't find them. I can't find them anywhere.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47347,"Jesus, when was the last time we played the Mallory?",Five years ago. November.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47348,"The pimp-mobile? Just made a few after market modifications. Nitrous-oxide injection system, forged aluminum pistons and crankshaft, higher flowing fuel pump.",Gave it a more aggressive exhaust profile ramping.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47349,Let's not talk about that. How'd you get home?,Train. It took eight hours.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47350,The Board didn't know you're a mole who burrowed inside so you could bury us all.,"Is this Mr. Black's fantasy? Another one of his whoppers? Aren't you sick of this asshole lurking around? No one knows who he is, but one thing everyone does know, he somehow got your ear and has been pouring poison into it ever since.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47351,You must come with me for questioning.,Let's go. I've got girls and chicken and hot oil waiting for me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47352,Oh. I wonder what's keeping mother? She was supposed to come down and get you.,"Oh, she was here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47353,"Are you going to keep him, sir?","We better, Congress invented him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47354,I want to go home. I don't like it here.,"Oh, Jesus, come on, will you? Don't mess this up anymore than it's already been messed up. Join the other kids. Do that and before you know it you'll be as happy as a goddamned clam.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47355,"Weaver, they're career girls. They're obsessed with digging. No, I'll probably never meet the girl for me.",Who said there was a girl for you? I was talking about a girl for me. Don't you want your aphid beer?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47356,Maybe get some younger actress for the part? Someone who'd look the part as well as play it?,You've got to admit it would be a novelty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47357,Yes. From the Highest Authority. There are two conditions. The U.N. must be allowed to inspect the removal of the missiles.,"And, of course, the U.N. must be allowed to observe the redeployment of forces from the American Southeast.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47358,Is that far from here?,"About fifty miles or so. If you want, I'll give you the name of the storekeeper.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47359,"I don't know, sir. We just spoke a few minutes ago.","Youddon't think I'd ask if you recognized my voice unless it was important, do you, Major?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47360,"Your tactics are useless. My name is neither Buljanoff, Iranoff, nor Kopalski.","Oh, Ninotchka, who wants to talk business. If you win the suit, fine. If we win the suit, better. You do me an injustice. When we went to my apartment did I have the slightest idea that you had any connection with this deal?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47361,"Leave me alone, brother. I've never seen you before. Tramp shouts to other Meths drinkers and Tramps.",This is the poisonous young swine that near done me in. Him and his friends beat me and kicked me and thumped me. Alex breaks away again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47362,The SAR HELO is airborne with you in sight.,I'm marking the 180 radial for five and ejecting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47363,Ten minutes ago. Didn't you hear me calling?,I'm afraid not. Terribly sorry. I believe I promised you some clothes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47364,I think you need more help than you've got.,"There's two reasons a man rejects help. Either because he's so good at what he does he doesn't think he needs it, or he's so insecure he can't admit it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47365,Then you're going to have to do it without me.,"You're a career intelligence officer, Shermin. You'll be in the air with us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47366,One of the explosives is missing from the corridor. I think Weir may have put it on the Clark.,Get off the Clark now and wait for me at the airlock.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47367,"Cause she had her hand on her gun the whole time, waiting to make her move.",You're just jealous it was me in the trunk with her and not you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47368,"Jeez, I don't know where you're ever going to find a guy like that.",But here's the rub. The guy I'm talking about has got to be self- employed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47369,"Do you have it in you, Lee? Or are you gonna spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?","C'mon, Lee. He's going to jail. You won, now just put the gun down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47370,"Thanks for the jolly news. I thought maybe you'd left town by now. You kind of just disappeared. But you boys from Tuscarora have a habit of disappearing, don't you?",The next few weeks I would like to know where you are all the time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47371,"Which is exactly what they appear to be preparing to do, Mr. President. We're tracking 26 ships inbound to Cuba. There's no sign they're changing course. The closest ships, the Gagarin and the Kimovsk, will make the quarantine line by this time tomorrow.","We're concerned about the possibility of an incident with an innocent cargo carrier. If it turns ugly, the Russians could use an ugly incident and bad world opinion as leverage to force us to remove the quarantine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47372,I guess there's probably a story behind that.,"There is, but it's not that interesting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47373,You heard about Carlton Fraser?,"Yes, Jennifer told me. What does that have to do with me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47374,"Come on, try some. Take a bite.","It's good protein. Come on, Lex. Why don't you touch it? Look at his nose.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47375,"Oh. Oh, you're sorry are you, well you must think I'm awfully stupid. He slaps Alex in the face.","Why did you do that, brother? I've never done wrong to you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47376,You got your DP?,"What? Oh yeah, the camera man? They gave me a list.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47377,"Explanation, Mr. Decker: Why was my phaser order countermanded?","Sir, the Enterprise redesign increases phaser power by channeling it through the main engines. When they went into anti-matter imbalance, the phasers were automatically cut off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47378,You know that song?,"1961? '62? Mary Clarence, that's when many of us took final vows. It's the last secular music we recall.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47379,All I need is time.,"I've got all the time in the world. Except right now. If you will excuse me, Lieutenant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47380,"What is the size of our army, now?","Eight thousand, five hundred, soldiers and officers. We have recently requested mortars, anti-aircraft guns and ammunition from India. We have several hundred in the area.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47381,Now what could he sell at three in the morning?,Flashlights. Luminous dials for watches. House numbers that light up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47382,I guess there's probably a story behind that.,"There is, but it's not that interesting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47383,The shylock's the good guy.,The shylock? He's barely mentioned. And it's not believable the wife would get a settlement that fast.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47384,"Well not especially. It can be in Turkish, if you really want. I don't care.","My dear fellow, the language is not finally the point. Do you really think that subject is quite appropriate for a national theatre?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47385,"Dad already gave me this lecture. He's gonna meet me at the airport, then we'll go for some pizza, then we'll have dinner in bed with Shelly.","Sounds great, well you give 'em both one of these for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47386,Is that why your brother braved coming here to ask you for a loan?,"Perhaps it wasn't so brave of him. Had I been here I just might have given him his money, Mr Lombard. One can reap rewards from the strangest of conduct, as someone in your line of work ought to know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47387,He's probably leaving some more of me around the place before he goes.,"Don't be deceived, Irene. These are just the clothes. He has to wear them. Something I could never do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47388,You shouldn't drink so much of that stuff. It's bad for you.,On the radio they say it's good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47389,"Remember, I'm not the one who chose this.","Yes, so which one of us does that make the coward?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47390,How'd a guy like you end up in the Legion anyways?,"I got caught robbing a synagogue. Lots of good stuff in them holy places; churches, temples, mosques, and who's guarding them?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47391,It could just as easily have been me in that box.,"I told you to get lost. You forced yourself into this mess, so the mess accommodated you. Buzz straightens out and carefully remolds the bent out of shape halo.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47392,Why did you lie to me about your parents' deaths?,I was desperate. I knew you wrote about murders. I needed a way in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47393,I don't know what the fuck you're doin'. You're givin' us a ride.,"What do I look like, Al Cowlins? You want to take my car, drop her off?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47394,So what? What did it get me? I'm wearing a cardboard belt.,"Ahhhhhh! But that's where you made your error. You didn't go all the way. You see, if you were really a bold criminal, you could have raised a million.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47395,"U.S. Pilots, this is Air Force One.",Copy Air Force One. Welcome to the party.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47396,"I'm sorry, sweetie. I forget some moments where all you been the last two years.","Twenty-three months, eighteen days is all. Don't need to make more'n it was. This couple's goin' on a date to Hawaii. The girl chose him over the other two guys.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47397,And you've seen Eddie Rama.,"Yeah, saw Eddie, yeah. Me and him are muckers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47398,Navigation Control tried to hail the vessel. This was the only response.,"Since the initial transmission, there's been no further contact. Just the beacon, every two minutes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47399,We're going to win this.,Walk in the park. And thanks for the 'we'.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47400,Ganz is in jail. He's gonna be there two years after I'm on the street.,Didn't work out that way. He busted out with a big Indian. They capped two guards on a road gang. Nice meeting you Reggie.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47401,"Beautiful city. Used to be, anyway. I didn't think anyone still lived there.",There's a few of us left.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47402,"Shit. We're still putting the victim list together. You'll need a forklift for the case file. I suggest you hire some help, and don't expect to get a lot of sleep for the next few months. You're about to defend the most notorious serial killer in American history.",I thought that was Ted Bundy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47403,"Roy, you're a short-con operator. And a good one, I think. Don't talk to me like I'm another square.",You talk the lingo. What's your pitch?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47404,"Oh, she's coming, eh, Ma?","Oh, sure. Siddown, siddown. Marty, tell her siddown.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47405,"You freed it, son?","I did, Father. I beg your forgiveness.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47406,"He's right, Captain, it might be kind of dangerous for those flyboys.",Tell that to Private James Ryan. We've got our orders. Let's go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47407,Wire burn. Trying to stop a backstay from taking my head off.,Moray Eel. Bit right through a wet suit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47408,Why aren't you there?,I'm designated driver. I have to be here in case a sister calls and needs a ride.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47409,"Come on, let's go, I got to get back.","Okay cash! Logical. Here's everything I have on me, what do you say? How about a Rolex?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47410,"It's hers. Where'd you find him, robbing a bank?","He was throwing snowballs at Baron Rothschild. We don't know each other, do we?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47411,"You demand a lot from your readers, you do.",The story's thrilling conclusion comes at a premium.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47412,"Mayo, the rest of your class knows about candidate Worley, and we're all sorry.","Sir, this officer candidate requests permission to speak to you in private.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47413,"Ok Sarge, what's your status?",wHAT'S My status?! I've lost three men and your worthless fuck! After I kill this asshole I'm coming your Yllo!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47414,Such nobility from such an ignoble mouth. Take my advice and make that bet.,"Oh, shit. Take your time! Don't get suckered! This man is a murderer! In his career he's killed over a thousand gladiators. Please, just take the fall!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47415,"You heard me. Wanna make something out of it, private ?","Not with an officer, no, sir. The M.I. doesn't mint stupid cap troopers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47416,We wanted you and Jimmy to have it someday. Something real and honest.,We love our lives just the way they are.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47417,"I don't know what a retort is, but it's simple. Mantan - The New Millennium Minstrel Show is UNIVERSAL. It's not just for Negroes in Compton or 125th in Harlem. This is America. Our ancestors helped build this country, we got a right, just like everybody else. I'm not gonna box myself in. This show makes people think, and they're laughing at the same time.","I admit, that's a very hard thing to do. Quickly let's go to the phones before we pay the bills and hear from our proud sponsors, DA BOMB. 125% PURE PLEASURE MALT LIQUOR. IT MAKES YOU WANNA GET YA FREAK ON AND TIMMI HILLNIGGER. 125% AUTHENTIC GIT-TOE GEAR WHEN YOU WANT TO BE GIT-TOED FABULOUS.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47418,"I'm saying no, I'm saying after a while it'd wear thin.","Yeah, a long while. A long, long while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47419,"Roger, enough with the fucking donuts! What did I tell you. Stop bothering Mickey, and get behind your nagra.","Fine. Roger, what the hell are you doing? You're bothering the serial killer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47420,"Is that a fact? He's a dilly, ain't he? By the by, what did he have against this boy?",He goes out with girls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47421,"Nah. Those guys aren't murderers. They wanted to scare him, that's all. Make him look bad.","In Sicily, when you attack a man, you had better finish him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47422,"Let's just go get guns, I'd feel better.",Don't fuck around. You're gonna get us all killed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47423,Where's that guy going?,He left his sweater.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47424,What about the sheriff's task force?,Have them mobilized. I'll phone security and have the elevators locked down and stairwells secured. We need to keep Israel sequestered in that penthouse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47425,"Aw, you've been reading a lot of cheap tabloids. Anne and myself are going to move downtown in a nice little flat, we're gonna forget all about this social stuff, and we're gonna be known as Mr. and Mrs. Stew Smith. How do you like that?","And live on your salary, I suppose?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47426,Egon and I have been working on a gauge to measure psychomagnetheric energy in GEVs - giga electron volts.,That's a thousand million electron volts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47427,"Because, my dear Ricky, I suspect that under that cynical shell you're at heart a sentimentalist.","Oh, laugh if you will, but I happen to be familiar with your record. Let me point out just two items. In 1935 you ran guns to Ethiopia. In 1936, you fought in Spain on the Loyalist side.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47428,Then why'd they bother to crack the safe? You can drop a Mosler 90 from Mount Baldy and it won't open.,"Well, Mr. Smarty-Pants Detective, your logic is specious. What prevented Mr. Acme from putting the will back in the safe before they killed him?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47429,"This is a cobra, Mr. Grange. Yes, it is real.",That thing is poisonous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47430,How many families we talking about here?,Four more. Eleven people. So far.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47431,U.S. Wildlife won't send anybody without a confirmation.,Same thing from Fish And Game.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47432,"Excellent, senor. If you could follow me?","I'm sorry, but I am waiting for an associate. Can you hold everything for me until he arrives?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47433,"It makes perfect fuckin' sense to me. Eddie, you didn't see how he acted during the job, we did.","He's right about the ear, it's hacked off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47434,She hangs out at Nasa. She promotes for them.,I'm gonna fuck her tonight. I swear to God I'm gonna fuck her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47435,"Oh fuck you, and fuck Monica while you're at it. But I guess that's what I interrupted.","Jesus, Sally. You are a medical miracle. The only person who's ever taken ecstacy and become angrier.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47436,This isn't all that bad. We can give you a lot of legitimate jobs. Put you on the rotation at Long Beach as a dock worker.,I don't wanna lift crates.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47437,The kids at school say she humped Mr. Marsh to death.,"Hey, you know better than that. What did I teach you to say when someone is accused of doing something?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47438,Don't you think I know that? I don't have any choice.,"Bullshit. Getting yourself killed won't do the kids any good. Besides, we do have a choice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47439,Did I say a thing against her? God forbid I should say anything against that fat cunt.,Mom. Mom. There are some things a mother shouldn't say in front of her son.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47440,"I just want to know what goes on in the mind of a litterbug. What chemical is secreted by your smooth brain that tells you, 'It's okay, just chuck it'?","Look, asshole, I don't got time for this. If you got a problem, you better take care of it yourself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47441,My little Web did that?,"Pff. He jumped his horse clear over our heads, killed a dozen Union soldiers before they knew what hit them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47442,"Honey what a pleasant surprise, sorry to keep you waiting.","Josh, I have to speak you, it's urgent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47443,I'm suddenly hungry. Would you rather go somewhere else?,"No, Ernie's is fine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47444,Not too far. Are you a bird-watcher too?,Me? Nah. I'm more of a people watcher.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47445,"How's your war, Mac?",Never done better. On the fiddle. Like everyone else.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47446,Do you have Mrs. George for English?,Yeah. She is pretty good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47447,"Max, I don't want to take any Siegfried Oath. I don't know what it is, but I don't want to take it. We might end up in the German Army.","Shut up, you idiot. He's a harmless nut. Play along with him. It's almost in the bag.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47448,"You know, I really should take your card.","Oh look, it's Doob! Will you excuse me a minute, Tucker?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47449,Did your Uncle get arrested?,The fuckin' Trooper was so embarrassed he didn't do anything. The fuckin' guy had been drivin' around in my Uncle's car all night lookin' for the house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47450,You're acting like a child.,"All right, I'm a child. Have it any way you want. But I'm going back to my own apartment, where I should have lived in the first place. But no, I got to listen to you and move here. All right. If you want to live with me, Anne, okay. But the sign outside will say ""Mr. Stew Smith"" and you'll have to be ""Mrs. Stew Smith"" or there's nothing doing. No more Anne Schuyler's husband - He has his bag all packed by this time. He snaps it shut viciously, lifts it off the chair, picks up his hat, and notices Mrs. Schuyler staring open-mouthed at him. - and here's some more news for you. You can take your red room, your green room, your left wing and your right wing, and you know what you can do with them! Come on, Gallagher.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47451,"Kinda funny, though, isn't it? We're not supposed to be making weapons like that anyway. Guess we shoulda played by the rules.","Somebody else makes those decisions, not guys like you and me. You've done your job, X, head back to Prague. I'll be landing in 90 minutes. This is my operation now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47452,His reactor's starting to overheat.,"Plissken, slow down the sub. You're overloading the power plant.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47453,Did he harm the girl?,"Hell, he probably raped her in the lot, dumped the body somewhere. That's what he was like - a real wacko.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47454,E.M.P. An electromagnetic pulse.,It disables any electrical system in the blast radius. It's the only weapon we have against the machines.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47455,"You know, I was thinkin', maybe We ought to open our own place. That's the real money. Build it Up, milk it for all it's worth, Then sell it off for a bundle and Breeze out of this burg with more Money than Croesus and ready to Live like kings. Let's you and me Take a walk around town, Virge, See if we can scout us out a Couple of nice lots.","I can't hardly believe it. It's Working out just like you said, Wyatt. We're lootin' this burg Six ways through Sunday.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47456,"We've been chasing this deal six months, and now you're gonna chuck it out the window?","Hey now, look! Let's all get on the same page here. This shipment is do or die for Zimmermann's syndicate; all or nothing. If we stop the drugs, we don't even have to catch him red-handed. He's ruined cause his pushers go broke with nothing to sell. On the other hand, if we fuck this up, it means more zombies crawling the gutters than ever and a morgue that doesn't have a single empty drawer. More old ladies getting mugged and molested by junk-hungry needle-freaks, and all the while Zimmermann's sitting back and laughing his head off.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47457,"Suppose you just answer, Miss Jane. Now, will you tell the Court what everybody at home thinks of Longfellow Deeds?",They think he's pixilated.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47458,Where's the bag she gave you?,"She didn't give me one. I told you before, Melanie wasn't part of the plan. Ordell must of told her to do it. She bursts in, grabs the shopping bag, and takes off. What am I supposed to do, go after her? I'm in my fucking underwear. I had to get dressed before I could do anything. So I put this back on 'cause could put this on faster than I could my uniform.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47459,"You came all the way out here to tell me you're going to California? All you had to do was go, and we'd never see each other again.",That's why I'm here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47460,This is the poisonous young swine that near done me in. Him and his friends beat me and kicked me and thumped me. Alex breaks away again.,Stop him! Stop him! A leg is stuck out and Alex goes down. The tramp swarm all over him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47461,"Chris, what if I were to cut you in as partner in this project - together we could make it swing, all it needs is a good clean out and the power on, then we're in business.","I don't know man, I'll drink beer and shoot crap with you anytime, but this is different.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47462,"You're ruining us. If we stay with you, you'll take us down with you. This isn't political, Dick. This is our life.","Everything's political, for Christ's sake! I'm political. And you're political, too!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47463,"Look. You got men, you got parasites that live in, on, and around men. Now. Why not breed a parasite that does something useful? Eh? Why not breed a parasite capable of taking over the function of any one of a bunch of human organs? Why not, for example, a parasite living in the human abdominal cavity that plugs into the circulatory system and filters the blood like a kidney? If it takes a little blood for itself, so what? Be generous! You can afford it.","You put the bug into the body of a man with a diseased kidney, the bug attacks the bad kidney, dissolves it, it's assimilated by the body, and now you got a perfectly good parasite where you used to have a rotten kidney. I know what you're gonna say. You're gonna say it's crazy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47464,Eight miles. Turn right to heading zero eight niner.,"You are now eight miles from the airport. Turn right to a heading of zero eight niner, throttle back slightly and begin to lose altitude to fifteen hundred feet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47465,We're all getting a bit long in the tooth.,"But you appear quite fresh, my dear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47466,The Statue of Liberty.,"It's up in Central Park, taking a leak. If you hurry, you'll make the supper show. Now get lost.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47467,"Yup. The whole rig. I don't care much about the rest, but I surely will miss that bay. Least they didn't kill me. That was right considerate, I thought. They were laughing when they left me. Thought it was real funny. I walked for a little while but there was no use, so I gave it up. Figured it was just bad luck.","Looks like those boys are headed south, so they weren't the same ones that jumped me. Which way you going?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47468,"Lou Sklaroff, Vin Badalato, Dave Montell.",The same three detectives on the Jimmy Chin case.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47469,Ten pounds. I lose it and put it back on.,"That's why I don't quit. If I can't fly anymore, I'm gonna have a bitch of a time gettin' my brand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47470,"Oh man, why don't you stop. This is too fuckin' big for you! Who did Kennedy? It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. Even the shooters don't fuckin' know! Don't you get it yet? I can't be talking like this. They're gonna kill me. I'm gonna die! I don't know what happened. All I wanted in the world was to be a Catholic priest - live in a monastery, study ancient Latin manuscripts, pray, serve God. But I had this one terrible, fatal weakness. They defrocked me. And then I started to lose everything.","Shit! Forgot to glue this fuckin' rug today. You know, at one time I even had a full head of hair like everyone else. And then I lost that. That fuckin' Clay Shaw. I hate the bastard. All I got left is in his rotten, bloody hands. He tipped the newspapers - I know it. That's how the Agency works. They use people, chew them up, spit 'em out. Now it's my turn.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47471,Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due.,And the second one was still being built when they blew it up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47472,Couple hundred on his person. Those hombres would've taken the stash.,I suppose. Though they was leavin' in a hurry.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47473,"Hey, great game Friday. Kicked Holbrook's ass, huh?",Missed it. Can I get a fifth of Old Crow?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47474,Have the planes made it to China?,"There've been some complications, Sir. The Chinese didn't receive our request for homing beacons until is was too late to get them set. And the planes had to take off so early they may lack fuel to make the mainland anyway.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47475,Then we've got to get to the lifepods!,"I'd advise you to shut up and let me finish Taylor. You needn't worry about the lifepods because they're all gone, jettisoned. Save for one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47476,"Fucking amazing, huh? Chevy Nova, you Bensonhurst shit! Still in La-la land. Look at us, two rock 'n' roll dicks. Unfortunately, only one of us is a detective.","Nice getting all those phone calls from you after you hit it big, you Redhook bastard.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47477,"No, Junior, you shouldn't touch her.",Nobody touches her. Except me. I touch her. Sheila told me you played bouncy- bouncy with her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47478,My wife used to call me that.,"I know, Nicky, but I like it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47479,"Ah, to get out of Casablanca and go to America! You're a lucky man.","Oh, by the way, my agreement with Sam's always been that he gets twenty- five percent of the profits. That still goes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47480,Didn't Hoover say something about that? The leaves had fallen off in November?,"It was a Texas Live Oak, boss. It sheds it's leaves the first week of March. You try to hit a moving target at 88 yards through heavy foliage with this cheap 13-dollar sucker, the world's worst shoulder weapon. No way. The FBI tried two sets of tests and not one of their sharpshooters could match Oswald's performance. Not one. And Oswald was at best a medium shot. The scope was defective on it, too. I mean this is the whole essence of the case to me. The guy couldn't do the shooting. Nobody could. And they sold this lemon to the American public.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47481,"That's obvious, isn't it? We have an opening for a new member.",I nominated you as a possible candidate. You were Eduard's good friend. He read me some of your work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47482,I've got another one. Warmer. What will you do when it's all over?,I'll play the piano again. On Polish radio.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47483,"Eight weeks, sir. But you don't have eight weeks so I'll do it for ya in two.",Mr. Scott. Have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47484,"I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare. Now, if you don't want me to keep on hurting you, it's important that I believe you and right now I don't. So tell me, where did they go?","I swear man, I don't know. They packed up and left a half hour ago. All I got is one of their phone numbers in Paris.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47485,I thought for hours about whether Carmelita should accept Bernard's marriage proposal . . .,I think she knows what's going to happen . . . she doesn't appear to bear us any grudge!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47486,And this one's for Mrs. Farren.,"She gave me a ring, so I'm giving her a ring. I paid twenty-five cents for it, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47487,"I don't know if you can choose that, Rafe.","Maybe not. But I need you to know. I love you. And I will come back. I'll find a way. And then we'll get a chance to know if what I felt the first moment I saw you, and every minute since then, is real.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47488,You were tryin' to kill him too.,Just wanted his O-2. Though I notice he tried to ghost my ass. When he shot up that stranger instead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47489,Why weren't you at the platform?,I couldn't keep up. My shame is complete.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47490,I trust my instincts. Admiral Kirk. This is your opponent speaking.,"Do not lecture me about treaty violations. The Federation, in creating an ultimate weapon, has become a gang of Intergalactic criminals. It is not I who will surrender, it is you. On the planet below, I have three prisoners from the team who developed your doomsday weapon. If you do not surrender immediately, I will execute them, one at a time, as enemies of galactic peace.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47491,The curse drove you to gather this?,"Aye. And not a bit of it any use to us, only hoarded. But it will drive us no longer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47492,"So what? Where's it say in this script he's white? Color is what the part needs, man, somebody to do it has some style. The way it is now, Ronnie could do it, play himself, some cracked out asshole. So whatta you think of the script?","Title's the first thing's got to go. And the guy's name. I mean, even this writer's name, Murray Saffrin is better than ""Lovejoy"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47493,You folks need any help?,"Thanks, but we have a terrific woman in on Thursdays.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47494,They say my work is somewhat derivative.,I suppose if you're a struggling artist you need a patron.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47495,Go ahead. Make my evening.,I'm calling the police. Then I'm leaving. You wait here for them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47496,Then face it. I have. Since that first night - here - in the dressing room.,When I told you what every young actress should know.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47497,"He was in love with you, right?","That's what he told himself. But it wasn't even about me, it was about Caesar. He wanted what Caesar had. That's how they are. I understand them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47498,I quit. Today's my last day.,"I've got a better offer. More time off. A sort of career shift, more in the engineering line of work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47499,What're you going to do today?,"Turn in the car. Clean my desk, explain things to our sons, then maybe get shit-faced and punch your boss.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47500,"They were children of our leading citizens, stars of the football team. And she was a loner. An angry girl that no one really liked. She'd called them 'queers'.",People thought these guys had a right to rape her because she called them 'queers'?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47501,"I'm fourteen cents out, and it took me half an hour to find the mistake. And me with a date, too.",I remember once when your account checked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47502,I'm sorry about your friend. I had a friend in SWAT killed. I know how it can be.,I appreciate your concern. Let's leave it at that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47503,Wait a minute. We have some rights here. Why is this man being taken out?,Curtains would do wonders for this barrack. You will not get them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47504,Unoccupied France welcomes you to Casablanca.,"Thank you, Captain. It's very good to be here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47505,"I've been swimming, Merv.","Seriously, Merv, everything is great. I was thinking about picking up some hash this weekend, maybe going up to the mountains.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47506,"Mister Data, I want to know the exact date and time. Give me a damage report on that missile silo.","Today is March second, 2063. The time in Montana is oh-eight-forty- five.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47507,I've heard your mother on 3YA. The Woman's Session has lots of lively debate.,"Well, actually, Mummy's left that programme now . . she's far too busy with The Marriage Guidance Council.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47508,You said the guy down here is good.,He is good. Bur not as good as Price.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47509,"Journalism lesson number one. If you fabricate your facts, you get fired.",Lesson number two. Never work for your former spouse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47510,We've got bigger problems right now.,We have to try the blockades. It probably won't work. It may just be delaying the inevitable. But we can't just go to war without trying not to.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47511,"Master Henslowe, you have your actors.","I saw his Tamburlaine, you know. Wonderful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47512,You think Tran killed her?,The killer knew right where she was. Because he put her there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47513,"Everybody just be cool. Jimmy, man, I think you oughtta hear the deal.",I don't need to hear the deal. I don't need any partners. I don't need new product. And I sure as hell don't need this motherfucker's 'mattie in my face.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47514,"Yeah, well, I lost my pen. By the time I got a new one, I was clean out of paper.","It was over with Bill before you ever came home. Maybe you don't remember it now, but you were pretty hot to see me back then.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47515,"Geez, Mr Crane, I don't know. I hadn't really thought about a career or stuff.","I know you haven't. Look, just go meet him as a favor to me. I talked to this guy. Hope I pronounced his name right. He sounded very busy, but he's not a bad egg; he loosened up a little when I told him how talented you are. He agreed to see you this Saturday. He said maybe you were a diamond in the rough. His words.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47516,The leader of the Dark Ones?,"Yes. Like you, a King. A King of many worlds. All enslaved.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47517,"You a handyman, Fergie?",I take pride in my work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47518,I'm sure we've met.,"I was sure we'd met, weren't you, Ted? This is Herbert Greenleaf's boy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47519,"Wait a second Sid. Don't you go jumping the gun. You haven't seen the best part. With the aides of the computer revolution of y2kI've been able to steal your voice. Ain't it cool? Listen to what the police are gonna find next to your lifeless, mutilated body.","I can't take it anymore. This Hollywood exploitation of the nightmare I lived has to be stopped. I did this to make you all repent for your sins, and now I'm pleased I've got my message across. Good-bye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47520,Is that Bandit in the lead?,"If that sumbitch was in the race, he'd be in the winner's circle by now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47521,You're Judge right? We need to talk.,I don't know you and I got nothing to say to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47522,Nobody! You are writing it for me! I gave you three pounds a month since.,Half what you owed me. I am still due for One Gentleman of Verona.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47523,"Jack, this is Graham. Is Price still in Latent Prints?",He's working on the single print index. What time is it?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47524,"Sawn-offs are out, Tom; people like to have a bit mare range nowadays.","Range? I don't want to blow the arse out of this country, granted, but I don't want anybody blowing a raspberry at me either. I want to look fucking mean.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47525,"Look, you're a nice guy, but I'm not really dating right now.","I'm not that good at 'no,' Liza.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47526,"He's off doing a top secret uh, investigation.",I knew it ! He's working on a hot scoop !,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47527,Tide doesn't turn for three hours.,Low tide at Cable Junction is 7:46 p.m.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47528,"Boy, she musta been some talker. She musta been about fifty years old.","I always figure a guy oughta marry a girl who's twenny years younger than he is so that when he's forty, his wife is a real nice-looking doll.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47529,"Sure, everybody does. When I was a kid I'd go with my sister twice a week. Why? Were you an actor or something?","In my youth, yes, but never in Hollywood. No, I was merely a director here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47530,You know she married Baby Suggs' boy.,"I ain't sure I know that. Baby never laid eyes on her till she showed up here. And how'd she make it and her husband didn't? And where is he? And how she have that baby in the woods by herself? Said a whitewoman help her. Shoot. You believe that? Well, I know what kind of white that was.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47531,"I'm afraid I'll have to give up medicine, Dr. MacFarlane.","You're made for a doctor, young man!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47532,"I heard you. But I'm choosing to ignore you. Epps, let's go.",These ladies was having themselves a discussion and you're interrupting it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47533,"Takes the TV, the VCR, some other shit and leaves his wallet on the floor.","That's a wonderful story, Snoop. I'm very excited about tonight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47534,Was it ever a topic of conversation between the two of you afterward?,"No. He kind of avoided me for the rest of the summer, and then his family moved away. To Cleveland, actually.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47535,They must've just missed me.,They said you had to run out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47536,"She's the best poker player you ever saw. My father used to go to these Saturday night games and lose his shirt. Finally, my mother gave him an ultimatum, either she gets a regular seat at the table or she locks him in every Saturday night. He squawked and so did his buddies but after a while they gave in and from the first night she sat down, she never lost. She could read those cocky bastards like they were playing open hands. And he bluffs? He had sixteen levels of bullshit. Her eyes, the tone of her voice, her bets, her jokes, the way she sipped her coffee, she was a master. She won more money on shit hands than anyone in the history of the game. Every Saturday night, my father would lose two, three hundred bucks and she'd win it all back and then some. And I'd stand there, glued to her shoulder, from the time I was five years old, watching every hand, every move, studying how she did it. That's why I'm such a good officer, I can look at a man's face and tell you exactly what he's holding, and if it's a shit hand, I know just what cards to deal him.",And what about your own hand?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47537,"Alright, put this on.","What, you growing gills all of a sudden? You got it on, keep it on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47538,"Tactical analysis, Mister Worf.","Fifty-two disruptor banks, twenty-seven photon torpedo bays, primary and secondary phased shields.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47539,"Hey, why don't you go to the movie? Your mother and me, we're gonna be baby-sitter.","Listen, let's go downa Kaplans' apartment. They told us to come down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47540,"No. It would be amateur. A risk. He'll wait for the prime shot, that he knows is coming. Once I'm inside, he'll move to the hotel. He'll go up the back, too much traffic in the front.","You'll be here. A restaurant. A public place far enough away that he won't notice you, but with a good enough view you'll be able to see him when he moves inside.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47541,"This is a sign! Someone's coming to take Buzz away from me. I don't know if you're the guy or what, but I'm not letting it happen. I'm leaving him first.",I couldn't kill Buzz. I need his help. Theo helps Millie load suitcases into the trunk of her car.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47542,One D-6 and one D-8 in the well. And a dead D-8 on the deck.,"Which you inferred was replaced by the D-6, which must have been a spare.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47543,Let me stick this in the black hole.,The 1000 C Infrared Sensitive Film must be handled in total darkness. I keep the samples straight by touch code. It's still easier to handle than a 1200 series. Think it'll do?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47544,"Ted, it's your dad. I have a question for you. I don't know how to put it tactfully. You know I'm lousy with words.","Just say it, Dad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47545,I thought you got through that pretty well.,They cooked the whole thing up without asking me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47546,"As soon as I heard Elvis was on the loose, you came to mind.",I checked your release date. I never liked coincidences.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47547,"He's trying to put it behind him, Claire. You should too.","You've got a beautiful life. And even with this, it's always been clear that he loves you. I've come to think that's all that really matters.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47548,It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm David Dunne.,He's spoken of you. He says you're becoming friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47549,Jake. You can call me Jake. Here and there.,"Here and there, Scooter? Here and there like Boston, Chicago, Houston? The bay area? Some action in London, 'til it turned nickel and dime. Or how about that little stint down in Miami? Heard you actually got into some trouble with the Feds down there. You guy's pretty good?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47550,I don't want them here overnight.,Don't be afraid of that. Please keep them for me. Thank you. I knew I could trust you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47551,That tip not work-out for you fellas?,"Tip was fine, Jake. We were a little more curious about the Fed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47552,"Sir, I have an opinion on this matter.",I'd love to hear it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47553,Let's go outside and talk.,What's the matter with right here? It's nice and warm.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47554,"Martin Weir. He played the mob guy that turned snitch in ""The Cyclone"".",One of his best parts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47555,"I like parts of it, but I don't really get it.",You haven't once said you like my dress.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47556,"Of course, The Slaughtered Lamb. Why else would they have a severed fox head on a spear as their symbol?",That's a wolf's head.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47557,"Now, listen. For God's sake, try not to let yourself become obsessed with that idea. Go to your room and get back into bed.","Just several days ago, the thought of Anna being dead would have made me sick. And now, I don't even cry, I'm afraid she might be alive. Everything is becoming so damned simple and easy, even to deprive one's self of pain and suffering.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47558,The Water of Life.,The most lethal poison in the Universe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47559,"Hello, Hank. How are you?","Fine, but kinda thirsty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47560,Last night he proposed to me.,Proposed to you! You mean he asked you to marry him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47561,"It was my decision, not his.","Well, I'm the Deputy Chief Fire Marshall and every now and then I'd like to be included in decisions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47562,"Thank you. We met last week, at the Wajda film. You won't remember. We didn't actually speak.","Yes, that's right. I'm being terribly rude. Bob? Oh, Bob. This is Bob Tuckett. Bon was at Oxford too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47563,"We made it! Damn, we made it!","You bet we made it. Martin, set course for Irth and accelerate us into stardrive.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47564,That's right. You were booed off the stage. That's got to be -- ?,"-- Eight years ago. In that whole time, I never left my computer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47565,"Bond. If someone wants you dead, it is Renard. Our government has nothing to gain by killing you.",But you would have something to gain by killing Robert King. And stopping his pipeline.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47566,"The cryo unit leaked. The computers sealed the room. No airborne viruses no hazardous materials. I've shut down the until. Alright, stand back.",Hold your breath. Initial cryo gasses will render you unconcious.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47567,You don't know to a certainty. Twenty minutes it could be here.,I do know to a certainty. And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47568,"'Course they all know me. And I know all them. Town's got my name, don't it?",Ernie Cole here just got himself elected mayor. Lost both his boys in the war. Kenny at Anzio and Willie at Normandy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47569,Too many. And you've got a new guest. A movie star from Hollywood.,Shucks. And my autograph book is at the cleaners.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47570,"Listen to me carefully. First of all, Carl isn't here. DEA's got him and they'll hang on to him until arraignment, which will probably be tomorrow. So here you're wasting your time. Are you with me?","Good. From now on I want you to expect that every word you utter will be tape-recorded, that the movement of your lips is being read. Got it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47571,I didn't want the job.,"It's not about that job. I'm not saying you should work for the government. But, you could do anything you want. And there are people who work their whole lives layin' brick so their kids have a chance at the kind of opportunity you have. What do you want to do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47572,"We're going to make it back, Grant. Three or four times over.",And all you need to do for your ten percent is put some paperwork through and push a button tomorrow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47573,Shelly said it was over two million dollars.,Caesar will bring it to the apartment to count and go through |Shelly's books to figure out how he did it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47574,"You two don't even know how crazy you are. You want to go on your sick, little treasure hunt then go ahead, but mark me absent.","You have to go with us, Wes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47575,We have an enlisted man's club at the post.,"Well, you're the Man out there now, aren't you? It's your call.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47576,Same old stuff. How's the pharmacy?,"Ah, ya know. Neighborhood's not what it used to be. Kid no more'n five swiped a candy bar the other day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47577,"Mr. Sweeney, how goes it?","Well, Costello's finished with the stability profile, but Abbott is still chewing on the load file.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47578,What d'you pay for a place just for the summer?,"A thousand apiece, something like that. There's five of us. And we each kick in a hundred a week for beer and cleaning, stuff like that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47579,"I must confess he would look a bit silly, fighting his way to Moscow and turning right around again.","Perhaps it would be even more serious than that, Your Majesty. His European confederation is held together by some very slender threads. Your Majesty knows even better than I that Austria and Prussia are very doubtful allies, and the Emperor has reason enough to fear that they will turn on him, at the first sign of weakness.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47580,He got me through Basic and a lot of other stuff. I owe him.,"You're the Tom Hardy I've been reading about in the papers, right? New Orleans PD fired you for taking bribes from Guissepe Torres.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47581,"You hope this, too?","I don't know what I hope. But I don't think you care what I hope, anyway. You don't know me. You don't know her, either. I don't think you know anybody. You talk to everybody just the same.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47582,They laughed at me blood and me moans. This murderous young pig is a prize specimen of the cowardly brutal young. He is in our midst and at our mercy. Give it to him. That's it. Old Tramps begin to beat at Alex.,"Then there was like a sea of dirty, smelly old men trying to get at your humble Narrator, with their feeble rookers and horny old claws. It was Old Age having a go at Youth and I daren't do a single solitary thing, O my brothers, it being better to be hit at like that, than want to be sick and feel that horrible pain. The Tramp crowd round Alex, shouting.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47583,"That's fine Mr. Rielly, but if anyone else should die, I'm going to have to get a warrant.",Understood. If you'll excuse me Detective. Gale.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47584,The District Attorney gives his men advice like that?,They do in Chinatown.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47585,Come on. What are you going to do with yourself out there?,"I'll get a job, maybe on a farm. I'll work on the house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47586,Eyowch! This is one hot pizza!,"Trip, huck that out before it stains the upholstery!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47587,Then I'll throw a few more treats on the plate. Where's my smokes?,"I'll get them before ""Touched by an Angel,"" don't worry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47588,I've missed a step.,He has you on a pedestal. And me in his arms.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47589,I've got the sick bay ready. Will someone please tell me what is going on?,Computer. Request security procedure and access to Project Genesis Summary.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47590,Did we warn them off?,Yes. They refused to alter course and the 747 would not answer our hails.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47591,I'm running this bank my way. Get that clear!,"Gentlemen, you notice Mr. Dickson refuses to consider our wishes. He refuses an offer to merge with the New York Trust - the only thing that will put this bank on safe ground. He insists upon running a bank on so flimsy a thing as . . . as faith!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47592,I'd love to drive through New England in the Fall.,Sooner than the Fall.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47593,"No, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay up here.","All right. But just remember, my name is Roger Murdock.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47594,"You know that sound, Oliver?","I heard the same sound at Ladysmith, at Nukden, Port Arthur. What do you expect after a battle?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47595,The Jolly Nigger Bank.,"This is authentic, not a repro, circa turn of the century.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47596,"How many people do you think we've talked to already, outside the radio, I mean?",I don't know. About three hundred thousand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47597,"Look, maybe I'm not as good a consigliere as you are but you have to trust me on this one. A little flirtation's harmless but you're playing with fire here. The Fidelity Bank and Trust is a tough creditor. You make a deposit somewhere else, they close your account forever.","I'm telling you, those rules don't apply to me, Arn.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47598,Fourteen and he's hoodwinked by a an erector set?,I didn't say he was worth it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47599,You're doing it for me is all you need to know. You only know that because you need to know.,"I see, one of those `on a need to know' basis things, like a James Bond film, is it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47600,"I mean that in our 'primitive' civilization, apes just don't talk. I mean I think it's important that, when our 'primitive' security precautions are lifted, the first time you say something in public you should talk to what we 'primitively' call the Right People.",May I say something personal?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47601,"There's more. Your brother also purchased a young boy for £15,000.",You seem surprised. Could it be you don't think that badly of him after all? You needn't worry. It seems his motives were pure. From what I can make out he bought the boy to rescue him from further abuse.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47602,Ah! You scared me! How did you know to come here! Have you been spying..,"No, of course not. You're listed. Not the hut, exactly, but the rest of..",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47603,"No, I can't. You know what I heard the other day? ""Heartbeat-It's Lovebeat,"" by little Tony DeFranco and the DeFranco Family. I haven't heard that since I was in fifth fuckin' grade.","When I was coming down here, I was playin' it. And ""The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia"" came on. Now I ain't heard that song since it was big, but when it was big, I heard it a million-trillion times. I'm listening to it this morning, and this was the first time I ever realized that the lady singing the song, was the one who killed Andy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47604,I got twenty or so in here tonight. Take your pick.,"These guys have gotta be the quill, Duky. We can't afford to rank the joint.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47605,"If you can't do those numbers, you haven't got a chance.","All I know is Carmen's going to be a citizen, and I don't think it'll work out for us if I'm not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47606,I am sorry. Sub-miniature photography is my hobby. It's amazing what excellent en- largements you can make from the negative.,"I'll hold this, if you don't mind. You can have it back when you leave.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47607,"You'd go so far as to mutilate a helpless girl who has no means to defend herself, you'd go that far? Don't you think I know what you've just said and don't you think I understand the dreadful and revolting crime you've just conspired to commit?","I thought I knew you. I thought I knew you better, I thought in your heart you were a good and kind man. Well, I can't believe what I've just heard in this room. A defenseless girl depending on you for protection, and you propose to mutilate and destroy her. How could you listen even for a moment to that sadistic man?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47608,We're not going to make it.,"Not even close. Hell, we can't even make Syria or Iraq.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47609,"Look, don't do anything on my behalf. I live with Frederick, and Hannah and I are close.","Yes, but you, you do care about me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47610,You said the firemen and the boy were found in the temporary offices of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Why?,"According to the newspaper, FEMA had been called out to manage an outbreak of the Hanta virus. Are you familiar with the Hanta virus, Agent Mulder?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47611,Because people who are suffering from aural hallucinations hear voices in both ears. Daryll Lee told me that Joan of Arc always appeared beside him on his left side and spoke softly in his left ear.,He took pains to hide his actions because he knew they were morally wrong. He was not acting on mad impulse. He was sane and acting out a pattern he carefully followed every time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47612,"Jack Foley, famous bank robber.","Snoopy Miller, famous fight thrower.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47613,"And you, Sven, aren't you afraid of crossing the Rainbow Bridge to Asgaard?",I will join my grandfather there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47614,I get my own help.,"You run the job, but I run the show. You got two weeks to set it up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47615,No one thought they'd hold out so long.,"should never have come out. I should've stayed there, fought with them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47616,"I am? You pay me to go get guys like Wigand, to draw him out. To get him to trust us, to get him to go on television. I do. I deliver him. He sits. He talks. He violates his own fucking confidentiality agreement. And he's only the key witness in the biggest public health reform issue, maybe the biggest, most-expensive corporate-malfeasance case in U.S. history. And Jeffrey Wigand, who's out on a limb, does he go on television and tell the truth? Yes. Is it newsworthy? Yes. Are we gonna air it? Of course not. Why? Because he's not telling the truth? No. Because he is telling the truth. That's why we're not going to air it. And the more truth he tells, the worse it gets!","You are a fanatic. An anarchist. You know that? If we can't have a whole show, then I want half a show rather than no show. But oh, no, not you. You won't be satisfied unless you're putting the company at risk!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47617,You sure knew a lot of people in high places.,"It would be truer to say, I think, that a lot of people in high places knew me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47618,You didn't say it was gonna be this luxurious.,It's their Presidential Suite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47619,She's crying because she's so happy.,That's why I'm crying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47620,Your mother used to baby-sit me when I was your age. I bet you didn't know that.,Your lucky. I wish she could do the same for me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47621,Have you warned Professor Hikita?,First thing I did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47622,I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up.,"Ironically, this is not far from the truth. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Can you tell me, Neo, why are you here?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47623,The Parkers seem like nice folks.,They've been kind to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47624,"Appears to be a door hanging open, the entrance is clogged with debris.",Looks like a derelict.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47625,So those brave men are flying blind and running out of fuel.,"The Chinese are sending out search parties to try to find the crews before the Jap patrols do, if any of the planes make it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47626,"How's the sonar coming, Alfred?","A few hitches sir, but I'm confident we'll have a prototype in no time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47627,"TAXI! HEY, TAXI! Well, at least I'm gonna get my goddamn million bucks. TAXI FOR CHRISSAKE!","I seen on the TV where that do-gooder asshole's gonna go visit sick kids at three-thirty. Children's Hospital, on the double.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47628,Did you know Teresa Banks?,Got a couple of cups of coffee at Hap's from her. That's it. By the way where do you get off questioning a lawman? I could ask you the same question.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47629,"You should a joined us, Everett. It couldn't a hurt none.","Hell, at least it woulda washed away the stink of that pomade.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47630,What do you want with those two medical officers?,They're supposed to hold short-arm inspection.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47631,"Oh, you! I'm not talking about her hands. They're difficult to ignore, I confess, but I'm speaking of her whole being. Her whole being is extraordinary. The way she talks, for example. She's so articulate.","It's high time you realized, honey babe, that a woman doesn't have to give the best years of her life to Radcliffe or Smith in order to speak the English language.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47632,How'd you learn so much about dreams?,"When they're all you have, you kinda become an expert.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47633,He's right on the heading.,"All right, he's on final now! Put out all runway lights except niner.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47634,"Maybe, maybe not, but, Jurek, don't be offended, I didn't call to discuss my future career.","I nagged Jurek for weeks and weeks. And at last he gave in and said, 'All right, come with me tomorrow,' and so I came and they bombed the station.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47635,"What's going on with the beaches, Chief?","I'll get to that in a minute. First, I plan to start our seasonal summer help early, and to use shark spotters on beaches open to the sea. I'd like cooperation from local fishermen, and I've also contacted the Oceanographic Institute over on the mainland.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47636,Go back to the bus and reroute the call.,And try the President's private number at the hospital. Make sure this is on the level. We're busy people here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47637,Twenty. I'll be twenty-one next week.,That's a hell of a good age to be.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47638,And it doesn't cramp your style?,"Sadly, no. Well except for the lint.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47639,"Hey, asshole. Happy Birthday.","You thought we forgot, didn't you? I know I'm gettin' my licks in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47640,Ain't nuthin' in the world to give you that real deep cool. Like girl. You there?,"I'm there, daddy. Wheww. I'm cool enough to kill.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47641,Then Captain Amazing appeared.,He busted Casanova and sent the crooks packing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47642,Pankot isn't on the way to Delhi.,You will go to palace there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47643,They've been followin' me. They're comin' outta the walls. I don't trust anyone. I'm not even sure I trust you. But I gotta talk to someone. I'm gonna fly outta my fuckin' mind.,Sorry. Sometimes I think I'm just gonna jump outta my skin. They're just drivin' me wild.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47644,Never shoulda given you that inventory in the first place.,It's public record. If the public cares enough to read it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47645,"Well, we are one miracle short tonight. So, just guard the stairs?",Done. But you're locked in. Will you hold the keys?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47646,"Well, he did. With his family. But his cousins, they had to stay and they were all killed. And if he'd stayed, he would have been killed. So in my book he's a survivor.",Even though it was only his cousins that were killed?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47647,He should have armed himself if he was gonna decorate his saloon with the body of my friend.,"I guess you are Three-Fingered Jack out of Missouri, killer of women and children.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47648,"You heard of Albert Milo. I made that niggah. I'm Rene Ricard. Didn't you read ""Not About Albert Milo?"" I know who to hype. Baby, I'm gonna make you a star.",Can you put me in the ring with him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47649,Seven Terraces of Purgation.,"Right. But there, pride comes first, not gluttony. The sins are in a different order.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47650,"That's a lie, Mayo. You've gone through a lot worse, haven't you?","Stop eyeballing me, mister! I've looked through your file and done a little checking, and I know it all. I know about your mother. I know your old man's an alcoholic and a whore chaser. Life sure has dealt you some shitty cards! Hasn't it, Mayo?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47651,Detective Carter from the Haddonfield P.D.,Toni Blake from Langley P.D.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47652,I believe the emotional chip has overloaded my positronic relays.,We better get you back to the ship La Forge to Enterprise.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47653,"Jillie, you want a cheese grilled sandwich?","It's called a grilled cheese sandwich, you dub.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47654,"The unit is still operational, Dave. but it will fail within seventy-two hours.","I understand Hal. We'll take care of it. Please, let me have the hard copy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47655,What can I do for you?,"Well, I was hoping you might stop by my office to swear out a criminal deposition against some of your friends and co-workers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47656,How do you play reality.,"It's strip reality, actually, like what the pilots always want to play.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47657,I felt like she almost killed me.,If she held on any longer she could have.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47658,Hollywood precinct finds another stiff yesterday. Not too far from here. This one's better looking than the doc.,"Female caucasian, thirty years old. Nice tits. No head. You ever see Mundt with anyone meets that description?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47659,Strip down a nun? You want us to fry?,"For like, twelve zillion eternities?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47660,Is that why you got into this business?,"I've always been a collector at heart. When I see something I want, I have to have it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47661,"You are playing a very dangerous game, I suggest you make it easy on yourself and tell me where they are.",I didn't get to see what's on the disks but I can guess. Do you want to hear my terms or not.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47662,"No. Cut off while he was still alive, look at his wrists, damn near ripped his hands off trying to get free. Must have been screaming real loud when the killer chain-sawed his throat. Unfortunately, he'd soundproofed his van.",We got an UNSUB walking around with four feet?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47663,Did Sidney tell you about it?,"Yes, he phoned. I don't know this boy too well. Anything in these charges?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47664,I'm a tramp Meet your new father. The whole nation is laughing at us!,"And how is this helping? come on say, good-night to all your new friends and let's go home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47665,"Detective, does it look like a murder?",We don't know that yet. It's much too early. There's a lot to be done.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47666,I hate the Platonic idea of you.,I hate people with alliterative names.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47667,"Can I cut the electricity to his room so he'll sleep normal hours? He's been playing with his computer all night for a solid week. Well yes, he could be playing with himself. Mmm hmm. Yes I'll ask. Dade, you like girls, don't you?","Well, yeah, I just haven't found one as charming as you yet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47668,You won't even tell us?,I wouldn't even tell the Pope.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47669,"Uh, would you and your party care to dine this evening aboard Enterprise with my officers as guests of the United Federation of Planets?",We'd be delighted to accept your gracious invitation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47670,"Your Honor, I'm trying to establish the sense of betrayal Miss Lawson felt when she discovered the man she lived with was a different person than she thought he was.",The witness will answer the question.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47671,"Well, It was about five days ago. You were outside the Pig 'n Whistle and you had one hell of an argument.",I've got the photographs in my office. If they'll help you remember. What was the argument about?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47672,"Paul, give me your Amex card. Good boy. Bateman slaps the card down, looks at the check.","Two-hundred-and-fifty. Very reasonable. Let's leave a big tip, shall we? My place hr a nightcap?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47673,How was your plane ride?,The waitresses were very nice. My mother is slipping away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47674,We at the Banzai Institute have at last found that way: an alternating gradient synchronizer that softens solid matter by attenuating its electroweak forces!,"Which we all know are the forces that tend to pull objects part, right, professor?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47675,It's okay. She was supposed to pick me up.,Her dad's out of town. She's staying with us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47676,That kind of familiarity is inconsistent with maximum efficiency in a military organization.,"Okay, Major, honey. I'm going to have a couple shots scotch and go to bed. I'd normally ask you to join me but obviously you're a female version of the routine Regular Army clown. And that turns me off, so just leave my outfit alone and we'll get along fine. See you around the campus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47677,"Let Nice Guy set you up at Long Beach. Give ya some cash, get that Scagnetti fuck off your back, and we'll be talking to ya.","Daddy, I got an idea. Now just hear it out. I know you don't like to use any of the boys on these jobs, but technically, Vic ain't one of the boys. He's been gone for four years. He ain't on no one's list. Ya know he can handle himself, ya know you can trust him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47678,"Hey, no way. Take off the bracelets or no deal.","You just don't get it, do your Reggie? There isn't any deal. I own your ass.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47679,"Yes you do. You're angry at me for doing what you could have done. Ask yourself if you want Will to feel that way for the rest of his life, to feel like a failure.","That's it. That's why I don't come to the goddamn reunions! Becaue I can't stand the look in your eye when you see me! You think I'm a failure! I know who I am. I'm proud of who I am. And all of you, you think I'm some kind of pity case! You with your sycophant students following you around. And you Goddamn Medal!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47680,"I know better than you do. Love wants a more substantial fare, and if it is stubbornly withheld, it withers away.","Our abstinence makes our love immortal. If I loved you a quarter of an hour ago, now I should love you even more. But I should love you less if you exhausted my joy by satisfying all my desires.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47681,They hack into people's programs?,"Nobody does work like this on-line. It's in your PC, or in a mainframe. Self-contained. They'd have to be, like, watching people. Physically. Oh Jesus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47682,"Don't go starting rumors, Jim. My son's college bound with or without basketball.",You could make a career by telling me where.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47683,Both of us ride home with Best here.,"I'm not afraid of highwaymen. My man is armed, and so am I.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47684,She's a woman who is very much aware of her own sexuality. Sometimes I felt she could read my mind. It was uncanny how she knew exactly what I wanted. A few nights before my heart surgery Rebecca woke me. She had handcuffed me to the bed.,"She told me that tonight we were going to open new doors. I asked her to stop -- to take off the handcuffs, but she wouldn't listen.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47685,"Well, this is a temperate zone.","The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47686,Oh yes I do! I have something right here!,"Oh no, not another worthless trinket, Jonathan, if I bring one more piece of junk to the Curator to try and sell for you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47687,Lizard DNA and human DNA on the same strand? Impossible. The sample must be contaminated.,There's another possibility. A lot of repeated base pairs could suggest a high level of genetic damage.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47688,"I'll take the little choirboy, if you don't mind.","If I was you, I'd want somebody who can handle himself in a tight spot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47689,"To lunch, you say. I am having coffee and sandwiches sent in. We are not leaving until we have everything ready for the opening.",But I have some friends waiting.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47690,"Yeah, that cigarette ain't hard to find when you're properly undressed.",Give men that. I know how to do it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47691,To replace a God damn radiator hose!?,A God damn radiator hose in a sixty- four-and-a-half Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47692,That's just Lilly's way.,And you never defend me. You're afraid of her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47693,The time wasn't right.,"You're out in the desert, the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles, and you say the time wasn't right? What's the matter? You were hoping to get it on home video? A keepsake for the grandkids. Thank God I waited, or I never would have gotten it on tape.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47694,Maybe debris from a moon that broke apart.,Or building blocks for a world that never formed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47695,"Her own people start to suspect her, it creates discord from within. The Warriors don't know who to trust, they start infighting, and Jimmy loses his support.",Her oil pan is shot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47696,"How'd you come home, Ma? Thomas give you a ride?","Oh, it's a sad business. My sister, Catherine, she don't get along with her daughter-in-law, so she's gonna come live with us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47697,"These open the back door. Don't let him catch you behind the machines; if he does, you're trapped. I'll meet you at the bridge. Theo takes the keys. Sheila grabs his arm.","You don't have to do this. We could just cut out of here, go to Akron, or anywhere else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47698,We've come a long way since Homecoming.,"Yeah, we have. You corrupted my four- point into a three-nine-five.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47699,"Yah, the loudmouth. So the whole state has it, Lundegaard and Gustafson?","Yah, it's over the wire, it's everywhere, they'll find 'em.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47700,"Yeah, that's right, the way you need me to vouch for you as a citizen and get you out of one of your jams. I'm gonna have to straighten out what you just did with this guy.",This guy is gonna run to the FBI.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47701,I'll go and get my valise.,"We've decided to go to Montaldo's place. In fact, Ettore should already be there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47702,"Nice piece of work, Fox. Why don't you join me and the partners for lunch tomorrow in the dining room?","I'd love to, Mr. Lynch, thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47703,You fellas got names?,Lansky. Meyer Lansky. And that's Bugsy Siegel ya got there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47704,I'll put you in one thirty-one. Very quiet. Faces the desert.,Sounds perfect. I can park my car back there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47705,I'm usually too tired to be.,"Wrong. It's because you ain't got the baby batter in your brain any more. That'll fuck with your head, that stuff will.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47706,"You can't pre-empt Yoga, that's our biggest show.","Brian! You wanna be a big deal, don't you? That's your dream in life.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47707,"People! Come on. ""Parade"" float.",Ting tao kuun jahn leeka leeka powww.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47708,"Haven't you ever seen, like David Niven? You know tiptoe in, tiptoe out.","Like a ""cat"", one could say.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47709,Hello there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?,"Yeah, we're gonna score.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47710,You're begging him to kill you?,If he thinks he's man enough.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47711,"That's why I came to see you, sir. It's that clock-maker's turn again.","Oh - Clarence. Hasn't got his wings yet, has he? We've passed him up right along.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47712,"No shit, sherlock. I can't believe it. I just killed my best friend.",And your worst enemy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47713,"C'mon, Beth. Don't make this personal. He told me himself they were taking us back.","Yeah, he told you. Think. What was Barnes doing before they cut that cable loose? He was on the phone. Except that cable is a thousand feet long, Norman. They would've broken off communication with us four, five minutes before they cleared out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47714,"I'll be out this afternoon, remember? Your family can visit as long as they like.",No. I do not cook for them. My daughter's no-good husband will not take one bite of our food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47715,It's just a review.,It is just a review. Do not inhale. Very dangerous.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47716,"You got a ten year old attorney, Bernie?","I can't afford no better. My ex, she attached my pay check for child support payments. You looking for Bernie LaPlante by any chance?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47717,Your lunch? You have a luncheon appointment here?,Yes. Louise will bring me lunch.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47718,"You turn into him, check him out, identify friend or foe.","I'm not your foe. CHARLIE And if he's harmless, you disengage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47719,"She went crazy, Frances Farmer.",So did Gene Tierney. She's in it too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47720,"Under impulse power she expends fuel like any other ship. We call it ""Plasma"" - I do not know the Klingon name for it, but by any name it is merely ionized gas.","Well, what about all that atmospheric equipment we're carrying to catalogue gaseous anomalies?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47721,Debbie Klein cried a lot.,I can't stand it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47722,"Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?","I beg your pardon, General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47723,The gunshot holds no fear.,You welcome the sound. The sound is what lets you go. The sound is what frees you. You are a prisoner in those blocks until you hear the sound.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47724,Is God merciless? Greedy and cruel?,"Ah, but we have even more in common with our creator. come, I am like a mother tonight. I want a child.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47725,Mitchell was dead enough.,And that nasty man that followed us last night. You didn't kill him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47726,"Yes, adulation is a cross to bear. God knows I know. But someone's got to supplant our standing-in- the-way-of-progress Mayor and don't deny it, Mr. Cobblepot, you've got the magic!","Max, elections happen in November. Is this not late December, or have I inhaled too much swamp gas in my time?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47727,I wanted to see what kind of a day it is.,"A day like any other. People come, people go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47728,"Well so do I, goddammit! So do I! I had a life too, y'know - I had a life, too. But you just can't bury your head in the sand like some ostrich, goddammit, Elizabeth! It's not just about you - and your well- being and your two cars and your kitchen and your TV and ""I'm jes fine honey."" While our kids grow up into a shithole of lies! Well, I'm not ""fine"" about that, I'm angry. My life is fucked, Liz! And yours is, too! And if you don't want to support me I can understand that but don't you go start making threats of taking the children away.","You never talked to me this way before, Jim Garrison. I'm not making any threats. I'm leaving you. I'm taking the kids to my mother's. I am - I am.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47729,"Karl, maybe you and Melinda might want to take a walk or something after dinner. It's a nice night.","Vaughan, don't get pushy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47730,"How are you, you three scoundrels?","Well, we're back home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47731,I could have my choice of many boyfriends and go to movies and discos but I waste my time waiting for you and then going to stupid pubs.,"I'm not a bloody teenager okay, I told you I can't do that shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47732,It's broke I guess. There's an electric in the bedroom.,"Maybe Wade should take a look at it. Your pipes'll freeze. Wade, would you do that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47733,"Ah, good evening, my dear Duroc. I'm afraid I've been out hunting and I have had a rather bad fall.","Indeed you have, Ambassador. Have you sent for a doctor?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47734,Why don't you get off his case?,"Oh, you're the great Joe's attorney now? Are we going to go to court? Or are we going to go to bed? And I don't mean you and me. I mean you and him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47735,Thought you only drank milk.,Only when I work.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47736,"Well, Jay. They've been exceptionally supportive.",Are they hitting you up for donations? Asking you to sponsor the local quilting bee?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47737,But why didn't he just follow her to Fiji?,"Because his mother got sick - very sick. He couldn't leave her. He's a kind boy, maybe too kind.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47738,Tight? My watch says 7:30.,"On your normal mornin', okay, plenty a time, but today, gotta take inta account your Army-of-the-Twelve-Monkeys factor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47739,Look he's a mixer and a trouble maker!,"That's right, but he's only asking us to pay attention to him, aren't you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47740,Eleven-hundred. That's my lowest offer.,And I won't take a penny over ninety.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47741,"Like gang-busters. Now, remember, if you don't want to go to jail, we gotta put your boss in jail.","We have to show in court that, without a doubt, a successful man, an important figure in the Hollywood community, is also dealing cocaine.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47742,I can't believe you did that!,"And I can't believe you are so stubborn and so blind as to let some stranger, some phantom you've never even met destroy it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47743,"Way ahead of you, Wyatt. You want Us to help you get Ike Clanton And Johnny Behan. Everybody knows They're the ones to blame for Your brothers.","They're nothing. They're nobody. I want the Cowboys. All of 'em. I Mean to break 'em up, drive 'em Out of the territory.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47744,There was an accident. Drunk driving. They weren't sure.,He wasn't drinking. Ray fell asleep at the wheel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47745,"Oh, Tom, that was awful.","I'm sorry. I guess I'm just tired of hearing about Mr. Carpenter. I don't like the way he's attached himself to you and Bobby. After all, what do you know about him?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47746,"Well, I hope you're not going to dictate whom I can talk to.","I know a couple of truck drivers I'd like to have you meet sometime. Come on, sit down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47747,"Bob, rip up some bandages.",Pass me some whisky.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47748,You are now in H.M. Prison Parkmoor and from this moment you will address all prison officers as sir! Name?,"Alexander de Large, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47749,"I've got an idea, I'll hook up with you guys later.",Do you want us to come with you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47750,They said I was dogged?,"Well, they say here that when you went on a case, you stayed on it. Now we can't take every Nazi in this country to trial, although I would like to; it's an impossibility. So we're going for the big boys in industry, education, law, culture.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47751,You should think about getting professional help.,You're already contaminated. It's why you couldn't hear the tape. There's probably a pentacle near your bed. To sanctify you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47752,I'm glad you and the General didn't have to leave us. We would feel quite deserted..,How could we go back to the wars with such pleasant company here..,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47753,"Well, I was just calling to tell you I was thinking about you and I miss you. I'll let you go.","Wait, don't hang up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47754,Them. They almost got us all killed. I have done enough for them! We cannot look after them anymore.,What are you going to do? You cannot drive them out onto the road. They can stay with me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47755,A pig! A pig! She's saying he's a pig.,A very large pig.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47756,Enough to level an entire city block.,"If I were you, I'd get every demolition team in the city searching in and around the Biltmore Hotel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47757,We're throwing him a Last Supper. We came to invite you.,The Painless Pole plans to cross the Great Divide tonight and we need your help to straighten him out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47758,"Ain't our way. We go all on one, One on all. Fight one of us, you Fight us all. That's the Cowboy way.",And how come you call yourselves Cowboys? Cowhands ride for the brand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47759,You and I should work together.,You mean we would sell the bodies to the doctors together? Dig them up?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47760,Do you think I should tell my dad about Jeffrey Pommeroy?,"I don't know, he's got an awful lot on his mind right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47761,"This is some of the finest filigreed platinum I've ever seen. But the stones, no. They're not diamonds, Mrs. Langtry.",But they must be! They cut glass!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47762,You are forcing me to do the very thing you know I fear most!,"For god's sake, woman, I'm just trying to keep you safe!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47763,"You remind me of my daddy, you know? Mama told me he liked skinny women whose breasts were just a bit too big for their bodies. He had a long nose, too, like theirs. Did I ever tell you how he died?","In a fire, as I recall.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47764,Did you know your mother better?,"She's dead now, too. She was a nanny.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47765,"I didn't get a good look at him either, but he sure looked at me. I didn't have time to get a window, but I found this key. Pretty nifty, huh?","Yeah, if it opens the door.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47766,They don't have extermination camps.,They had Sabra and Shattila.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47767,"That's fifty thousand, huh? It doesn't look like that much.",I was told ten thousand in each pack.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47768,I want you to say that you're the biggest sissy in the whole wide world.,I'm. The. Biggest. Sissy. In. The. Wide. World.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47769,"The Jews aren't the middle, Henry. They're the far left.","You're talking too much about black Africa, Henry. It's killing us with the rednecks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47770,By our time. You've turned gray.,"Apart from that, you look pretty chipper for a man who's two thousand and thirty one years old. I read the clocks. They bear out Hasslein's hypothesis. We've been away from Earth for two thousand years, give or take a decade. Still can't accept it, huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47771,"If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.","Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47772,"I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train. I kiss you all starryeyed, my body's swinging from side to side. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.","The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me. So why can't you forgive me? I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47773,"I have to do it. I can't stand by and watch more things go down the drain. You're young, you don't understand.","Geez, Mr Crane, I don't know. I hadn't really thought about a career or stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47774,"Yeah, I can smell it.","I'm getting high readings near the air vents. It must be using the duct system to get around. See, I told you we'd get something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47775,"Cora, is something wrong with the laser?","I don't know yet, Doctor. And I won't know until I test it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47776,What can that gun of yours do?,Power head with 20 ccs of strychnine nitrate. If I can hit him. I can kill him. But I gotta be close. Very close.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47777,"Yeah - us Golden Warriors. You're a good kid, Jimmy, a good tough kid. We stick together, huh, kid?","You was our first Supreme Commander, Terry. Keep out of sight and I'll tell him you're out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47778,"'Cause that's a serious thing you're sayin'. I mean, we might be in California next week and you could find out somethin' about me that you don't like. And you might feel like ""hey this is a big mistake."" But you can't take it back, 'cause you know it's real serious and you can't take somethin' like that back. Now I'm in California, 'cause you asked me to come. But you don't really want me there. And I'm stuck in California with someone who really doesn't want me there and just wishes they had a take-back.","""Take-back?"" What is that? I don't want a take-back. I want you to come to California with me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47779,"You know, these guys are no Bikini Kill or The Raincoats, but they're right up there.",You know who The Raincoats are?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47780,"To front for him. So Elliot is workin' out the deal between them and his boss, a big movie producer named Lee Donowitz.","He produced ""Coming Home in a Body Bag"".",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47781,You little shit. When did they get to you?,"Back when Blade had me hunting down your puckered old ass. What's up with your hair, anyway? Fucking Willie Nelson look-a-like?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47782,It's my first cigarette in over a year.,The first is always the best.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47783,Your father doesn't like me.,He doesn't trust you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47784,"He's my friend, too.",You're a really good kisser.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47785,Are you still in touch?,Not really. The last time I saw her was at that clinic. That was a long time ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47786,But we do have a lack of notaries. You should contact my administration.,"Don Bobadilla is already a judge, my Dear Don Cristobal.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47787,What is it with this? They wouldn't spend less time with Peter if they lived here! He has no time!,"Do you know Alyssa thinks something is up with us? She's giving me crap about being away from Peter and now you're trying to do the same thing! What no one seems to realize is that Peter isn't there! He's not there! And when he is, he isn't! So, if you don't want me here, or you don't want my kids here, just tell me, George. I'll stop coming. But it won't be because of Peter. It'll be because you asked me to stop. Say what you need to say, because I'm not leaving until I hear it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47788,You could charge him what you like.,You just can't make enough swords and spears and knives and daggers to satisfy the demand. You could charge Halfdan twenty and he'd pay it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47789,"You're supposed to be my doctor, right?",That's right. I am your doctor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47790,All right. I'm satisfied with the evidence we have right now. I feel vindicated. John Hammond will too. Do you have enough to publish?,"They will come after me. But I can collect some stool samples, for DNA with that, Nick's tapes, and the rest of you to back me up, it should stand when we get back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47791,"I've still got a few teeth in my head, Mr. Gittes, and a few friends in town.","Okay. My secretary'll send you a letter of agreement. Tell me are you worried about that girl, or what Evelyn might do to her?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47792,It's the procedure here. Now sort the chips.,Stacks of 20. Rows of 5.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47793,"This isn't Houston, my friend. We pretty much running things now. Our good day has come.",You suckers haven't had a good day since the Alamo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47794,"Her name is Felicity, and she just turned eighteen. She ran away from Pittsburgh last year, and now she's living in some shit-hole here in Brooklyn with a guy named Chico. Strung out on crack, four months pregnant. I can't bear to think about that baby. Our grandchild, Auggie. Just think of it. Our grandchild.","Stop it, already. Just stop all this crap right now. Was that your idea to call her Felicity?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47795,How long have you known my father?,Thirty years. Maybe more.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47796,It ain't the money - it's the high. The big fat floating 'what if?' And it's way more profitable. Nobody ever wins. So you never have to pay out.,But a two dollar bet is cheaper than a twenty-dollar bag.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47797,"Did you you get the windows in the attic, Mitch?","I got them all, Mother.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47798,I owe it all to you. Without your help I'd be lost.,"I wish I knew you years ago, when my brother was alive. I wish he never gave you up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47799,"Tom, come here a moment. I think this canvas report is about ready to go out. Check it out with Andy, and if he okays if, have a copy made for the campaign headquarters in every county. And don't forget to add the new photo releases.","The senator's white paper is almost ready, Bets. Should we wait for that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47800,"I thought so! He tells everyone I'm old. He wants them to stay away from me. He can't stand it when anyone comes near. He's punished me for every minute I've spent with George. If it weren't for him, I would have been out of here long ago, but he always stops me. Six months ago, I tried to escape and he locked me in a dark room. I nearly went crazy. Look at me, Mr. Conway, do I look like an old woman? Is this the skin of an old woman? Look into my eyes and see if these are the eyes of an old woman?","She was kidnapped and brought here two years ago just as we were, Bob.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47801,"I'm sorry to hear that. What were they, psychos?","Did they look like psychos? They were fuckin' vampires. Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits 'em, I don't care how crazy they are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47802,You didn't buy batteries?,I thought they came with batteries.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47803,"Thank you. My, my! Scrambled eggs.",Egg. One egg - doughnuts - black coffee. That's your ration till lunch. Any complaints?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47804,"I've long been involved in containing hard crime in such a way that myself and a few colleagues might someday enjoy a profit dispensation. That day will soon be here and you'll share handsomely. Grand means will be in our hands, Wendell.","Imagine crime limited to the criminal element who perpetrate it. Imagine the means to keep the nigger filth sedated. But don't stop there. Extrapolate. Imagine the police in control. It's big, lad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47805,That makes mom the Czarina. I'm a Czarette. Like Anastasia.,None of my friends can fucking believe my dad is the actual Drug Czar.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47806,"Yeah, that would be fun but I don't like any of the girls you go out with. Like that one girl with two teeth and a clit ring.","No, I'm serious man. I'm dead ass. Do you wanna try? We could be like the fuckin X-rated ""Wonder Twins""!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47807,"Ed, I got the Lugosi lookalikes outside.","Great! Bring 'em in! Bunny, I gotta run.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47808,"Mr. Sulu, what is the crew complement of a Bird of Prey?",About a dozen officers and men.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47809,"Shit, Rose! What's there to decide? There's only four of us.",Whaddaya talkin' about? There's at least twenty guys in there. Let's wake 'em up and get this party on the road.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47810,"We just had a funeral, isn't that what it means in England as well?",What it means in England -- and in Scotland too -- is that rebels have forfeited their lands. We were ambushed last night. But the Scots dragged their dead away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47811,No kidding. Buddy-boy and Kubelik having themselves a little toot!,Toot? It's more like a lost weekend. Neither of them showed up for work today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47812,How'd you get around the tap orders?,"They can tap anything as along as it's an airwave intercept. Cellulars and pagers your kid can do. Hard-line calls we'd pick off the relays as they were being fed into ground cables or fired up to the SATs. We'd suck in everything. All foreign, most domestic. Domestic was my group. Druggies, radicals, loud-mouths. Anyone we wanted.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47813,You're telling the truth. I can tell..How did this..,Some reporter I am..all this time my story is right there in front..I have a lot of questions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47814,Who says I'm the one that called it off?,A brick house says you divorced him. I'll put you on your honor. Bet you a hundred dollars against you join me for dinner. And I'll take your word for it. Now you tell me the truth. Because you cannot lie to me. What's your name?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47815,Don't you like this?,"Hell yes, I like it. What's better than this? Most guys would kill just to have someone do this with them whenever they like.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47816,"I was just being agreeable, now I've got to explain why?","I'm not trying to sharpshoot you, but that 'nothing lasts' stuff, that's what was the trouble with Honey's guy. He was fooling around and Honey caught him at it. One girlfriend wasn't enough for him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47817,"See you replaced a mooring line, lately. This one's new.","Naw, I had that around for a while.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47818,Do we have a replacement Beryllium sphere onboard?,"Computer, do we have a replacement Beryllium sphere onboard?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47819,"Well, according to Maritime law, you, as commander of the Shack have the authority to dispose of the body. However, the company doesn't want you to do that.",What you don't understand is that my crew is in jeopardy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47820,Mitchell was killed down here. How could Clarendon get in to do it? Or Margo for that matter.,"How could Mitchell? After that act he put on up here, is it likely she'd let him in?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47821,Yeah. Asked Rev. Pike if he could stay in the cellar.,It's cold as charity in there! What he do that for? Any number'll take him in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47822,Does your mother know?,"If she knew, she'd kill me. It happened at your house last night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47823,I'll need to take her things.,The maid packed a suitcase. Teresa! Teresa?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47824,The deal was if I came to the Opera with you you'd leave me alone forever.,"I went with you. Now I'm gonna marry Johnny and you're gonna leave me alone. Right? A person can see where they've messed up in their life, and they can change how they do things, and they can change their Luck. Maybe my nature does draw me to you, but I don't haveta go with that. I can take hold of myself and say yes to some things and no to something that's just gonna ruin everything! I can do that. Otherwise, what is this stupid life that God gave us for what? Ronny? Are you listening to me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47825,How long were you in there?,"Uh, ninety days. And now I just have to go once a week. See, I'm rehabilitated.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47826,"You're turning me down? Makes no sense, Roy.",I guess I'm just not a leader of men.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47827,She's not a girl anymore.,I've scheduled a medical for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47828,"Well, typically, corporate loans are relatively simple matters, but you do need to demonstrate a capacity for gross fund recovery.",Don't tell me you started a tech firm here before us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47829,"At this point, the most likely result of a foreign pact is war.",The Chinese would see such a pact as an open declaration of war.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47830,"I'd love one, but not there.",We could stop at the Hilton by the airport.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47831,You don't know Halfdan the Black.,"I know that the Great Blessing has kept the peace for a thousand years, and will keep it for the next thousand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47832,Two. Gabriel and Thomas.,They're gone. And there is nothing you or I can do to bring them back. But there is something you can do to help end all this.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47833,"Oh, I'll ""get it."" I'll ""get it"" all right. I might even take seconds.","If you want seconds, then I'll make sure it's hot enough for ya.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47834,Then why aren't you testifying for their side?,"I can subpoena you, you know. I can get you up there on the stand.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47835,"Not exactly, but I want to be one, like you.",I admire your enthusiasm but you should never join any organization without first checking it out thoroughly.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47836,"Where are we going? Look at this. There's the kitty, Ernie. Here, come on, count it, Mary.",I feel like a bootlegger's wife. Look!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47837,I couldn't believe you didn't recognize me. You even interviewed me for your book.,You're all in this together?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47838,Dwayne Pinsley? I'm trying to reach Dwayne Pinsley.,He's not in at the moment. Can I take a message?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47839,"There've been some complications, Sir. The Chinese didn't receive our request for homing beacons until is was too late to get them set. And the planes had to take off so early they may lack fuel to make the mainland anyway.",So those brave men are flying blind and running out of fuel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47840,Why won't he wait until the bank closes?,"He won't be able to. He'll have to go inside. He'll have to see with his own eyes, whether or not I am there. If the bank closes, he won't know for sure. He'll come. I'm sure. And when he does you'll go into the hotel, go upstairs and take the gun.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47841,The same spring we had in Paris. Just as good.,Even the swallows are back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47842,Woogie from Borrington high? Sounds like a loser.,Loser? Woogie was all-state football and and basketball and valedictorian of his class.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47843,Was he a good detective?,I wouldn't know. That time he caught me was a accident. I led with my right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47844,Marty. What's for breakfast?,"Gimme some chili, fries, and a Tab.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47845,"The information we need is embedded in the grain of wood. And since each piece is unique, the shape and grain is impossible to duplicate.",I'm sure you've all grasped the legalistic drawback to precrime methodology.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47846,"I am not interested in what you would rather; I want to keep going. I am also offering you the money, so we don't have to turn them over because you can borrow.",I need two hundred and fifty grand.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47847,Shit. I dunno. How would I know about the twin moles on your inner thigh?,Anyone with fifty bucks could tell you that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47848,"We have a multiple homicide, Sir ..",We have a body part in suspicious circumstances - a tailor's dummy wearing a brassiere - and a bill for seventeen dollars for its wig!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47849,Don't you know who that man is?,Yeah. Otis Elwell. The columnist.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47850,Bellerophen? No time at all once I've got it.,Good. Biocyte stock is just a week or two away from going through the roof.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47851,Did the D.A. videotape her deposition?,Yeah. He finished awhile ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47852,"Shit, Heather. I don't have anything against Martha Dunnstock.","You don't have anything for her either. Come on, it'll be Very. The note'll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47853,"Nonsense. You should be in a job where you can make decisions that have impact, affect the world. Here you're trying to climb up the steep side of Mount Everest.","I propose you accept an appointment to the bench in Federal District Court and move into a job worthy of your talent. Do you have any idea, do you have any conception of how easily such an appointment can be arranged?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47854,"I am instructed to tell you that the American Government would respond favorably to an offer along the lines you have discussed. If this solution were raised at the U.N. by Ambassador Zorin, he would find a favorable reply from Ambassador Stevenson.","So I understand you correctly. If the missiles in Cuba were dismantled, returned to the Soviet Union, and a guarantee was made not to reintroduce them, the United States would be prepared to guarantee that it would never invade Cuba?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47855,How can you just give up like that? You had a real shot at playing college ball and you let one case of mono stop everything. Don't you want more? To move out of Mom and Dad's? Pay your own bills?,Oh yay! And then I could be as happy as you!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47856,It's been a while. I thought maybe you'd be in touch.,"Yeah, well, I've sort of been out of commission. How's Melville?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47857,"Mr. Ward, it's a delight to meet you.",It's Wood. Ed Wood.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47858,"What, you don't think I can beat him?","He is the Southern Heavyweight Champion. He'll kill you. First, you piss-off women. Then you piss-off the South. Then you get killed! And I did the bookings.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47859,Before that. Your face is very familiar.,"Yours, too. Are you the McKinney, the dentist on Calumet Avenue in Chicago?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47860,"No, not tonight. I'm in bed too. I'm calling because I need you to listen. You're supposed to be a smart guy. You're a professor. I got this theory. Jack says he didn't see Twombley shot but he did.",It'll come out Jack lied and the kid'll get hung for it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47861,That was his favorite toast. I saw the test results on the lieutenant's exam. You placed first out of twenty-three.,The youngest applicant by eight years.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47862,"Hey, Vaughan, you know what I heard? I heard you been puttin' it to Albert Sellers that works over at the funeral home.",I know Albert. We're friends.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47863,"They're right about you, aren't they? You're fried. You really don't know what's going on, do you?",I know you've been trying to kill me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47864,And yet you knew what I would o.,"I knew. I rescued you, didn't I? From the terrible dawn.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47865,Look. Dan's parents were pushing him. Pushing him hard. He was bitching about it at the party last night. He was under pressure. We all are.,Pushy parents can make you more than a bit crazy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47866,"No, on the campus. I haven't any family.","I come from a big one. Nine of us. All in Minnesota, except me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47867,"You used to be in the Behavioral Science Unit, right?","The Academy, then CIIAC.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47868,Bullshit! Truck drivers know the best eating places on the road.,"Salesmen and cops are the ones. If you'd ever waitressed, honey, you'd know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47869,Cause I'm a fucking werewolf!!,"You use the word ""fucking."" You're sexualizing things. Stop berating yourself. It's okay to have sex.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47870,What if we do a mailing to Congressmen.,"It'd never get through. All packages are screened, x-rayed and then hand-searched for explosives. You didn't like my ""give-me-my- money"" idea?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47871,"Who cares? As long as they're keeping Donovan busy. Dad, you stay here while Sallah and I organize some transportation.",I'm going after those horses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47872,"Austin, I have something for you as well.","Here's the number of my dentist, he's first rate. Ring him up, he'll look after you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47873,Does it happen to all men?,"Well, I'd never be so bold as to speak for all men, but as or myself and a few of my friends, that's definitely the case. There's a lot of actresses out there you like, and there's some you have crushes on. But there's always one who you love. And with her it's sorta like going steady.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47874,That smell's still fillin' this room good.,Buddy and Sparky come by earlier.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47875,I need to know what snapped in you. What made you capable of it. You have to make me understand.,I don't have to do anything except survive. And it's taking everything I've got just to do that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47876,"Why would they want to find out? We're puttin' a hundred million into this desert here. Why would they want to lock us out? And besides, they'll never find out. All you gotta do is keep changing your job title. Like, uh, from Casino Executive to Food and Beverage Chairman. And what happens it, they take your application, they put it at the bottom of the pile. I know guys workin' there for thirty years, don't have a license.","It's a tough proposition, Andy. You, you know, if I did it, I'd have to run it my way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47877,The money in the estate was enough to cover your costs?,"Oh yes, more than enough.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47878,"The bigger problem is where, not when. The French fleet won't sail north of the Chesapeake for fear of early storms.",So you're going to try to keep Cornwallis in the South until then.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47879,Or if there's a full moon.,Or if your boyfriend's an asshole.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47880,"For the first time in I don't know how long. I wanted everything done right. Open and above board. I told Father Antonelli I was in love. I told him it was a special love, for all the ages.",You said that? And what did he say? Did he say you could leave her? Did he say we'd be happy?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47881,Any poop on the John Doe you found out there today?,Nothin' much. The Rangers put Ben Wetzel on it. Catch you later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47882,"Everybody likes to, don't they?",Yes. It's very pleasurable. But the Jews are obsessed with it. You know why?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47883,"Please! Face it, Colonel, you don't have us, we have you. Your boys blew this case, we bailed you out. We figure we ought to hang around a day to check the Congressman's kid, and we also figure to play some golf. So if that's okay with you, we got a deal.","And if it isn't, why don't we call Washington on your telephone? You tell your story, we'll tell ours.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47884,"Nice talking to you, Travis.","Thank you, sir. You're a good man, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47885,I mean my father.,"A father is nothing but sperm, Ted. It takes a real man to be a dad.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47886,Can we talk about the horror movies now?,"Certainly, Mr. Kay. Is there anything in particular you want to know?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47887,"I don't want to hear any more about it. If you don't get married, I'll fire both of you.","Helen, while you're downtown, you might stop in and make reservations for the bridal suite on the Berengaria sailing next week.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47888,"Um-hmm, and I suppose that incensed you?","You're damn right it incensed me, the miserable bastard. He also said the kikes and the niggers have taken over Washington. D.C.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47889,Will he wish to know the details of this night?,"He will believe that it will please me if he asks about it, and I shall tell him everything except some circumstances which might humiliate him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47890,"I guess it's not really fighting. She just wants me to leave here, go back to school, get some direction.",I'll bet the most frequent topic of arguments is Caitlin Bree.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47891,"Uh-huh. Look bro, my battery is running out. Really wish I could chat, but I can't so, later.","Wait, wait. Don't hang up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47892,I feel like a bootlegger's wife. Look!,"You know what we're going to do? We're going to shoot the works. A whole week in New York. A whole week in Bermuda. The highest hotels - the oldest champagne - the richest caviar - the hottest music, and the prettiest wife!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47893,"But, darling, they've offered me a chance to head up the computer analysis division for the Jupiter probe.",You're heading up the division in charge of babies for Mr. and Mrs. Simon Kurtz.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47894,"Frankie Ferchetti introduced us once, about five months ago.",Shit. I don't remember that at all.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47895,He told you and you let him do it.,He told me because he wanted to know if I wanted to go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47896,"Led by the warlike Queen Louisa, and her fashion-minded husband, King Frederich Wilhelm, the Prussians still believed themselves cast in the mold of Frederick the Great, and more than a match for Napoleon. The King had a special collection of 60 splendid uniforms, and was personally involved in the design of all the Prussian army uniforms.","If the French army had been commanded at Jena and Auerstadt by a tailor, the King of Prussia would certainly have gained the day.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47897,My Lt. might have something to say about that.,"Ah, everybody screws up some, Brian. You're working for the toughest Lt. on the job. Saw him once pick up a probie he thought was moving too slow and throw him into a burning building. It's just bad luck you're family.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47898,"Bela, I've got twenty-five scenes to shoot tonight.",Don't let me slow you down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47899,Right. Six hundred years before the Crusades.,The Christians would have dug their own passages and burial chambers centuries later.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47900,"What the fuck they want? I took the dive. They want me to fall down too? I don't fall down for nobody. I never went down in my life. Joey, what do I gotta do? Crawl on my hands and knees? I made an asshole of myself in the fuckin' Garden! All the newspaper writers make fun of me. I'm the bum of the year. All I want is a shot. Just a fuckin' shot. What do I gotta do? I'll do anything.",Except fall down like a normal person.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47901,"You stay away, Jenny. I aim to mess him up, and that ain't a thing for a woman to see.","Don't be afraid of him none. I don't care what he does to you, we can still be together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47902,He'll not flee if I show myself?,Not if you be chaste. Tis an awesome test of virginity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47903,I thought it was a car afire.,It is a car afire. But Wendell said there was something back country too.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47904,"Honey, we're goin' to bed now and it's time to change the subject.","We're about dry bones, sweetheart. We don't wanna have to push this ""bird"" into New Orleans.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47905,I don't remember that on InGen's list.,That's because it wasn't on their list. Who knows what else they were up to?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47906,"Benjamin Franklin, he discovered electricity.",A Chinese man discovered electricity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47907,I don't agree. No one can make a reasonable decision about this man's future without at least meeting him. No doctor would presume to diagnose a patient he had never met.,"No, Treves, it's out of the question. Now if it was up to me, I'd say ""Certainly, let's meet the fellow, by all means,"" I'm sorry, I simply can't speak for the other members of the committee.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47908,"Sure. It's all on the Q.T., but everybody who matters is with us all the way down the line.",We keep it quiet. It's not the kind of thing you'd want to talk about upstairs. Not with the press around.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47909,"The trouble with you is that nobody can speak to you, that's all.","Giulia, don't you understand that the more involved you become with people, the more difficult it is to speak with them?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47910,"Hey, how'd my car get here?","I had it impounded. Come on, we'll use it for haulin' you back to the slam.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47911,Because something called a wendigo soured the ground.,And because the dead walked.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47912,"We're not going out two days before we set the record, it's not gonna happen.","When they want us done, they'll call in the Harvard S.W.A.T team or some shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47913,"Yeah, the neighborhood's gonna be great.",We can show her the schoolyard.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47914,"Sorry I'm late, I got lost dropping Ben off at Kevin's.","It's okay, it's twenty minutes. The horse'll be there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47915,"And what are you, his chaperone?","Actually, I'm his father.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47916,Thomas Smith. I'm in the house that's on TV. Dennis hit my dad and now he won't wake up. You gotta help him.,"Slow down, Thomas. Take it easy and talk to me. Was your father shot?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47917,Maybe she wanted a free trip to LA. Maybe they offered her money. Massey is very seductive. Who knows.,Maybe they put a horse head in her bed?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47918,That's right. Imagine facing it alone.,Sorry. I'm a little nervous. I never thought something like this would happen to me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47919,This is Stargher we're talking about?,"Not Stargher, not really. He's split himself right down the middle. Good/evil, right/wrong, merciful/cruel. A monster. And an innocent child. If I could reach the boy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47920,It'll remind me of you.,Works like a charm when I use it. You didn't say it right.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47921,You talked to him?,"In the trunk, yeah?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47922,"Well, shall we get down to it?","Yes, sir. Rubinstein takes out a notebook.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47923,We don't have a tractor beam.,You left spacedock without a tractor beam?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47924,"So, I met a new friend.",Would you like to talk about this friend?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47925,"Vivian, life's not a fairy tale.","I know. Hey, don't mind me. I'm being stupid. I'll think about it, okay? It's a real good offer for a whore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47926,How long has she had the room?,"Oh, it must be two weeks. Yes, the rent's due tomorrow.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47927,The last of three brothers who swore an oath to find the Grail and to guard it.,That was seven hundred years ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47928,"That shit is poison, Frank. We don't drink alcohol here. What you need is one of these.",Did you give Mary something called Red Death?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47929,I've got three different drafts of the same report -- with different numbers that're all over the place. Looks like they were just making it up as they went along.,"Did a little check on the consulting firm that wrote the report. They did exactly one job -- Swayzak's manpower study. It's not even really a company. No employees, no directors, just a PO Box.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47930,She knows it's my case?,"She ain't said it, but she's not stupid, she knows it's you who wants her.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47931,Crate fell on me.,Better take care of it. Store manager'll give you some stuff for it in the morning. Goodnight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47932,"I think of you and the ""boy"" all the time.",He won't make love to me anymore.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47933,We're talking thermonuclear explosion.,"Shit. Apone, collect magazines from everybody. We can't have any firing in there.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47934,There's no hurry. It's early.,I can't convince the inner woman that we can wait. She's howling for a bit of ground beef before we drop in on Santa Claus and the other dummies. I've only had a cup of coffee since last night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47935,"It was me, I woulda left ol' Gus on the floor.","I believe you would have. Another fall, I did seven years at Lompoc. And I don't mean the place next door where some of Nixon's people went.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47936,I'm not in trouble.,"Yeah, you is. I know when people is in trouble, and you is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47937,The Negro League don't pay so good. And you're always on the road. That don't wash with Daisy.,You gave up baseball to be a bank teller? I can't latch on to that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47938,"Look, Miss Thompson, I don't know what you want from me.","Just some answers. There are other kids involved, its not just Kristen. All good kids, smark kids.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47939,"Oh, hey man, how are ya? I wondered if I'd see you again.",Wouldn't miss the semis. How things been goin'?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47940,Do you think guys find that attractive?,"Oh, give me a break, Stacy. You're much prettier than them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47941,"You didn't tell your sister about Ripley, did you? 'Cause I don't wanna go through that again.","Forget about my sister. If Karen Sisco's tailing Glenn, we're fucked. Tomorrow night at the fights we all get picked up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47942,"The sea is lovely, dark and deep.",But I have promises to keep. And miles to go before I sleep. And miles to go before I sleep. Got to fix the sea anchor. Use the sail.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47943,"Whoa, check it out Beavis. I didn't know Anderson had a Camper.","Yeah, heh heh. Maybe it has a TV. Heh heh. TV.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47944,It sounded like it came from the courtyard.,From the parapets most likely. The men are amused by a battlefield entertainment of my own contriving.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47945,"Oh no, Mr. Merrick. I just work there.","Well, even to work there would be wonderful. Is it beautiful?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47946,You've been listening to rumors.,Our cars were seen together in Felton. They're calling me an accessory to murder.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47947,"Oh, hey, Studs? We thought you were somebody else.","Studs. Man, I haven't heard that since Lompoc. What's going on?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47948,"We're gonna have some help to get in the river. You know these waters, Chief ?",'Bout six months ago I took a man up to Lo Mung Bridge. He was regular Army too. Shot himself in the head. I brought his body back down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47949,I really can't talk about it now. The place is packed. SRO. I've got a show to do.,Listen to yourself. This isn't a career opportunity.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47950,"Well, mama was at the Busy Bee havin' her hair dyed? And I was alone in the house.","Uncle Pooch came in the side door through the porch, you know? Where I was makin' a jelly and banana sandwich? I remember I had my hair in curlers cause I was goin' that night with Vicki and Cherry Ann, the DeSoto sisters. Uncle Pooch must have known nobody but me was home, cause he came right in and put both his hands on my butt and sorta shoved me up against the counter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47951,"Sensors show five life signs aboard the station, Captain.",The station complement was nineteen.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47952,I've rarely shot anyone.,"SWAT is a lifesaving unit, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47953,What's all the fuss about? Is he in hiding?,You know as much about it as I do. I haven't seen him in three months.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47954,Where's your shell collection?,"Yea, of course. Now where could they have put it? On Thursdays, I'm sort of lost around here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47955,"She's obviously that. Jesus! Which would you rather have, a million dollars or one of Sissy's thumbs full of pennies?","Oh, you! I'm not talking about her hands. They're difficult to ignore, I confess, but I'm speaking of her whole being. Her whole being is extraordinary. The way she talks, for example. She's so articulate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47956,Maybe he did. He would brag to me all the time. He was never afraid of Caesar because he didn't know him. Not like I do.,"Caesar lives for these moments. He tells me it's just the business, but I know it's more than that. He likes it. The violence. I'll catch him in the bathroom mirror touching his scars. He says they remind him who he his. They're all like that. Except maybe Mickey.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47957,You are aware of the potential disruptiveness on your loved ones when you return to your old life?,Not to mention on me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47958,"Mr. Kirkeby, I don't like to complain -- but you were supposed to be out of here by eight.","I know, Buddy-boy, I know. But those things don't always run on schedule -- like a Greyhound bus.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47959,How many pills were in that bottle?,It was half-full -- about a dozen or so. You going to have to take her to the hospital?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47960,"Gentlemen, I wish you a good day. Will you please go to the house from whence we set out this morning, and tell my man there to send my baggage on to Three Kings at Dresden?","Then ordering fresh horses, the Chevalier set off on his journey for that capital. I need not tell you that I was the Chevalier.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47961,I think you'd better stop the car and let me out.,"Relax, okay? You don't have to do anything. Just go in there and pretend. It won't kill you to do a little favor like that. Besides, you might even learn something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47962,"It could have been worse. If the cops hadn't come, I might not be standing here now.",Cops? You mean they nabbed those cruds?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47963,"What about the aftermath? This so-called . . . ""nuclear winter"" theory?","We don't really know, sir, but bluntly, our survival capability . . . may depend on a quirk of the weather.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47964,But you're the one that wanted to get away. You're the one that came into my cab.,I musta been stoned.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47965,"I understand, but I noticed that the Fire Marshall is here with you. Is this somehow related to the fire department?",I really can't give out any information right now at this point.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47966,"When's the next business trip, big fella?",Soon. How about next time we party with the girlfriends you told me about?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47967,Wouldn't it be awesome if we were about to say the exact same thing?,"From your lips, to God's ears.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47968,"What, the setup didn't work so you want the key back?",Catlett says if you don't open the locker the deal's off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47969,I'm not sure. All I know is the account is Cardiff Giant.,Yeah. You're staying at the Soho Grand. You got anything checked?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47970,I was trying to get her up wind! That's what you do when you're hit a-beam. Or maybe you're too stupid to know that!,That's not what Skipper thought. He was trying to spill air from the main!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47971,Are you following me?,I was in the laundromat. I saw your car. Thought I'd say hi.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47972,Mrs. Virginia Resnick. She also owns 50% of the profits.,Mrs. Alma Wentworth. She owns 100% of the profits.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47973,Do the Sith know the ways of the Force?,They use the Bogan Force.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47974,"No I fucking don't! You can't make a cup of tea, Edward.",Why not? The whole of the British Empire was built on cups of tea.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47975,They've lost track of me and I plan to keep it that way.,"You're a soldier, Max. That's what you were put here for. But soldiers need a mission otherwise they tear themselves up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47976,"Yes. Either right now or right when I thought of it. The name and memory of Teresa Banks is haunting me. Lately I have been filled with a knowingness that the murderer will strike again. Because it is only a feeling, I am powerless to stop it. And another thing, Albert, when the next murder happens you will help me solve it.",Let's test it for the record. Will the next victim be a man or a woman?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47977,What'd you get? You get leniency?,"Probation, counselin', few days a week.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47978,You're describing half the high school girls in America. What is she doing right now?,She is preparing a great abundance of food.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47979,"This is Warrant Officer Julia Osborne, the closest thing we have to an in- house investigator.","And here you are going out of house. How's that make you feel, Jules?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47980,"Good, and Commander Skywalker?",He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him. He'll be in soon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47981,I want to do it.,"Okay, but don't kill him. Save a little for everybody. A masterpiece.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47982,I hope Mr. Carpenter won't think I'm intruding.,Excuse me. I was just going up to my room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47983,Cabin B is ready.,"Push on this side. Alice, this is Jack, Marcie and Ned. Push.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47984,"What's with the bad air between you two, Mr. Kastle?","It's nothing, just a slight business imbalance. How's Gloria's thumb?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47985,That's confidential. Could you put the money on the dresser?,I like to talk to the person who runs the service. Can you give me address?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47986,"Look on the bright side, hon. Shep here thinks I'll be a one termer.",Shall I ask the Chief of Staff to schedule your daughter in?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47987,"You say you killed a man and don't remember it. Couldn't you have had sex and not remember it? It's sexual. Why did you choose ""eating him"" as the method of killing?",Cause I'm a fucking werewolf!!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47988,"Have you completely lost your mind? So you get her out of here. So you get her out into the desert somehow, without anybody seeing, so what, you don't think at some point somebody might notice that she's gone?",Nobody knows she's here. I called her personally. Nobody knows.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47989,How do I even know which one has it?,It's always in the more gifted of the three.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47990,Is Lois still here? I'm starved.,I'll make you something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47991,"Look, just hear me out, okay?","Okay, we're listening. But I'm with Katka on this one.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47992,"Yah, not too bad. So it's nice up there?","Yah, it's good. No pike yet, but it's good.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47993,"Yeah, well we never had this kind of problem before.",What are you talking about? Yes we have. And we would have been beautiful about it. We would've had a bucket of chicken delivered to the King with a nice kiss my ass card attached to it. Then we woulda moved on 'til the next local putz caught on.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47994,Hey bud! Finger here.,"I love you too Major, but you haven't called me that since basic training.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47995,"Me? I was a minor missionary, a heretic really. But where else could a red-blooded American boy lie, cheat, steal and kill with the sanction and blessings of the All-Highs? Besides, now I'm trying to pay my penance.",Missionary? Penance? You talk about it like it was a religion.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47996,What the hell happened to my car?,Bottom hose was shot too. Rotted clear through. Had to put a new one in. Runs like a dream now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47997,Mrs. Eleanor Biddlecombe. She also owns 50% of the profits.,Mrs. Virginia Resnick. She also owns 50% of the profits.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_47998,"Well, he loves the place. It's his home.","Luke, I'm hopping you can help him see the reality of the situation. I'll come to the point. I want to buy the property, and I'm prepared to offer six-thousand dollars for it. And that's just for the property, mind you. If you want, I'll leave it to you and your father to dismantle and liquidate the building for whatever salvage value it has, and you keep those proceeds. I just want the land.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_47999,Who was the last one to see her alive?,"Randy Stetz. Her boyfriend. We've questioned him, searched his place. Didn't find anything.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48000,"And besides, when you say I make tax- deductible excuses you make me out a criminal.",You couldn't be a criminal if you committed a major crime.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48001,She could be dead now.,What if she isn't? Where are your priorities? You have to think between someone's life and a chess game? The girl he killed last night was only twenty one years old! He dumped her body behind a warehouse like a sack of garbage!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48002,"Dude, she's eight years old, just get her some ice cream or something.",Of COURSE!! Ice cream!!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48003,That game where a bunch of paddies whack sticks at each other?,Best game in the world.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48004,I have five-hundred dollars.,"Can you show me? Sir, no cameras in the FIS area!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48005,Caught some son-of-a-bitch stealing my bike. Used a car jack to blow out my U lock and bent a bunch of spokes. So now I gotta get my wheels fixed.,At least he didn't swing with your ride.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48006,When you're married you can do a lot of things deliberately.,You sure talk like a girl who's been married.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48007,Don't give me your black magic bullshit! Seven mutilations in forty eight hours and all you find is a scrawny American boy? Do you have a motive? Do you have a weapon? Or do you want me to believe he did it with his own two hands?,I told you. These murders are not normal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48008,It's simple. A poor little dope who lost his job went berserk and shot a cop who was coming after him to quiet him down.,"If he's nuts, why doesn't the State just put him away?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48009,"I've waited my whole life for this job, but I don't have a shot in hell of getting it. Do you know why?","Is it because of the hookers, sir? You tell them there's no crime in being lonely.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48010,"So, you see? We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz? You bet. Gimme a hug.","Ha, ha, oh, I love you, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48011,"I want to also, but until we are instructed by the Messenger to do so, we will just wait and pray.",I'm tired of praying.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48012,What is it Paul? What's happening to me?,"They keep telling me I'm already dead, that they're gonna tear me apart, piece by piece, and throw me into the fire. I carry these everywhere but they don't help. Nothing helps. Everyone thinks I'm crazy. My mother filed a report with the army.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48013,"Modelling small-group dynamics in the formation of narrative hallucinations. You brought us here to scare us. Insomnia, that was just a decoy issue. You're disgusting.",Is this true? I've been hypnotized?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48014,She was never in New Mexico. She never left the studio.,I've done my homework. I've studied her.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48015,"I can't carry it in my pocket, man. And I can't go get it for you cause you might be a cop. You gonna have to pick it up yourself.","Don't worry. It's just round the corner. Halfway down that block, you can't miss it. Top step of the front stairs, there's a loose stone. Go on, I ain't shitting you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48016,What do you mean what kind of person? He's a good person.,"Sure, sure. He's a great person, and I'd call bullshit on anybody who said differently. But I wonder if the kid has the goods up here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48017,This guy's not a murderer.,"If he is, half the town has seen us take him out for dinner like a couple of jack-asses.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48018,It's been wiped down a hundred times since then.,There was a car in the lot when we closed. Gone today.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48019,"Eh, could I have my pen back now, please?","Oh, of course. What is your name?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48020,I was going to talk to Bembry about it tonight.,To Bembry? Is Bembry your friend?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48021,You deny that your men beamed aboard KRONOS One and shot the Chancellor?,I cannot confirm or deny actions which I did not witness.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48022,Do you mind if I sit down? What about the blue one?,It is called 'The Hawaiian Blue' and there are only seven left. In 1894 the owner of one was murdered by a rival collector who was obsessed to own it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48023,When do these hot-headed boys of yours go on the road?,Coupla weeks. For eight weeks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48024,"Cut that shit out. Maybe before, but not now. I want to help you. I'm on your side.",As long as your driving doesn't kill us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48025,Can't we just talk here? I've got the police chiefs in San Diego.,I'm trying to spare you an embarrassment. Johnny Roselli is on his way back here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48026,She was never really happy here. She did the best she could.,Grace told me you have a country house in Connecticut. Sounds like a beautiful place.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48027,"Rod, I'm not a rascist. I'm telling you to be the best version of you, to get back to the guy who first started playing this game. Way back when you were a kid. It wasn't just about the money, was it?","Do your job, man, don't tell me to dance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48028,I respect a kid who does his homework in a taxi. But let's put a lid on the questions.,"Go on, tell him. Tell the truth. Tell him how you feel, shooting a piece of hot metal in somebody's flesh who was once a child, who was once the same age as this boy. Somebody's flesh who was innocent once.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48029,"I don't accept the idea that he knows who his letter writer is, Jane. Because I don't accept the idea that there was a big bad wolf who saw Marty in his wheelchair.",Why hasn't he picked up the phone and told Constable Haller that someone is sending him poison-pen letters?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48030,"Bert, if that's his best game, I can beat him.","Level with me, Eddie. You ever play billiards before?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48031,The try t'wild out on my boo and it's on and crackin'! I'm layin' niggas out.,"Damn, this kevlar ridin' up on me, I wish they made this more sheer.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48032,"This is Sourpuss. Er, excuse me. Er, Mr. Smithers, Mr. Doe.","Th - that's all right. If you didn't call me Sourpuss, it wouldn't feel natural. There are snickers from the background.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48033,I think you'd rather not know what I think.,Huh. Maybe he figured the news our London bureau got a visit from a hitman on behalf of a pissed off client wouldn't go down too well. He only shared his guilty secret last night. And then only 'cause he was so fucking edgy after calling his hotel we persuaded him to talk.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48034,"No, but they took my blender.",Sounds like they didn't want anything that wasn't electric?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48035,Stepmother. She's out torturing the movers.,Lydia. Try to be civil. I'm going to see if I can set up a noise-free zone in the study.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48036,It'll chop up half a million dollars of your tropical fish in two minutes.,"Calvin, I insist I be allowed to capture it!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48037,"Under a condition red alert, the base will probably be sealed off and defended by the base security troops.",I am aware of what a condition red alert implies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48038,"How long has it been, Uncle Alfred?","Ten years. Barbara isn't really me niece, sir. She's Joanna Clark's daughter.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48039,Doesn't sound very good to me.,"Neither me, but it depends on what flicks your switch, and the light's on and burning bright for the masses.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48040,Pleased to meet you. I'm Loretta King.,I understand you just moved here?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48041,"Well, you've got your information ahead of New York, I see that.","Every once in a while, a major change comes through. We have seven seconds to take advantage, put our buy order, our sell order, into the computer in New York before the Tokyo data comes in.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48042,But isn't it kind of hard to get into law school?,I have the highest GPA in Delta Gamma!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48043,I thought you were told not to tutor your servants anymore.,"I know, but I had to because . . .",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48044,"You know, animals and lower life forms often anticipate major disasters. Given the new magnetheric readings we could see a tremendous breeding surge in the cockroach population.",Roach breeding? Sounds better and better. Dana? The boys are going down under the sewers tonight to look for slime. Egon thinks there might even be some kind of big roach-breeding surge. Should we forget about dinner and go with them instead?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48045,"Frank, why don't you go off and play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk nasty.",I want to watch T.V.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48046,"No offense, sir, but why wouldn't he just run?",Because he thinks he's innocent.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48047,Hal will have my head for this.,"And it's such a handsome head. Please Frank, and I swear I'll buy one of your paintings.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48048,"The most powerful man in America is President Nixon, probably you've heard his name.","The second most powerful man is Robert Haldeman. Just below him are a trio: Mr. Erlichman is Haldeman's friend, and they protect the President from everybody which is why they are referred to as either The German Shepherds or the Berlin Wall. Mr. Mitchell we've already discussed. Mr. Colson is the President's special counsel.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48049,Jesus. Any word from Brent?,Nope. The switchboard is lightning up downtown. Kids from other towns are starting to congregate in the parks and at the high school. It's turning into WOODSTOCK except there's no concert.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48050,"You don't agree with Debbie, then?","I wouldn't say that. I expect she's right, ultimately. But I'm with Delores when it comes to fighting for what's mine. I can't understand why Delores is so uptight about the Chink; he could probably teach her a thing or two. Ee! That grass tickles, doesn't it? God knows I love women, but nothing can take the place of a man that fits. Still this is cowgirl territory and I'll stand with Delores and fight any bastards who might deny it. I guess I've always been a scrapper. Look. This scar. Only twelve years old and I was felled by a silver bullet.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48051,"I'm fine. Come on, Beth! You know I'm fine! How the hell long do I have to keep doing this?","As long as Internal Affairs wants you to, I suppose. Sit down, Nick.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48052,"So far these things have not become hostile. For the moment let's assume they won't. Connie, let's issue statements advising people not to panic, to stay home and take cover.","With your permission, Mr. President, I'd like to remain my your side.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48053,Pod Bay is decompressed. All doors are secure. You are free to open pod bay doors.,Opening pod bay doors.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48054,Where they found the backpacks and all the film a year later.,"Buried deep under 200 years worth of soil, ash, and compost layers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48055,"You did good, Kay-Em. I'm proud of you.",A real mamma's boy that one. Dissed his mamma and he nearly threw a tantrum. Little good it did him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48056,Are you kidding? You think this is my idea of morning-after conversation?,Do you want personal insights and adolescent secrets? I don't do those.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48057,"Actually, it is kind of rough.","Rough, eh? Oh, that stuff rips hell out of my hemorrhoids. Say, would you mind if I took a roll of the soft stuff back there. I see you sell the soft stuff.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48058,They shoulda thought of that when they let her float away.,"I don't care what, ain't nobody just gonna let us walk away with a ship that size.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48059,I beg your pardon. Li Mu Bai and I aren't cowards.,"When it comes to emotions, even great heroes can be idiots. Tell me if Li Mu Bai is not more open the next time you see him. I'll give him an earful!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48060,I have to go home after school. I have something really important I have to ask my mom.,They're not picking me up until six.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48061,Tell the lady to relax. Tell her I can't wait to meet her in person.,She's somewhat damaged in the shipping. But nothing makeup won't cover.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48062,It was like sex was a game to her. She got off on the control. She always used to tell me it had to be her way.,It's hard to resist a woman as beautiful as she is.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48063,Do you have to leave the note?,It's the frame on the picture. But not if you say so.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48064,"Oh, Come on! You have made millions off the story of her murder. You're obsessed with HER and you're obsessed with her DAUGHTER!",Settle down Beavis. Why don't you tell us the truth?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48065,"Don't you think he knows something about this, General Ripper?","I'll tell you what I do think. If they say they're for disarmament, I say anyone who says they're for disarmament is either a traitor or a damned fool.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48066,"I've got bigger problems, Joanna. Personal problems.","That's not all, Nicky. I've been backing your plays for fifteen years. And I've never been more depressed.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48067,Years. This collection is as close as he's ever come to an achievement.,Look. Can I pay you properly? You don't have to tell him what you got. Send him forty-five bucks and blow the rest. Give it to charity. Or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48068,"Midshipman, you're a tiger.","My sister's youngest, Admiral. Crazy to get to space.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48069,And that man came out with a third man - this well-dressed guy. here's the photo. I think a girl named Dorothy Vallens is in trouble with these people. I think Frank has taken her husband and her son.,"I have no hard proof of any of this. Her address is also on the photos. I think these people are involved with drugs. and murder. I think Frank is killing drug dealers and. . and somehow Frank is getting all their drugs. I had to tell you I got slightly more involved in this than you wanted me to, but it's over now for sure. .I had to tell you about these things in case it could help.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48070,Janet! Where's that lovely dress I made you?,"Oh, Mac ran up this little crowd-pleaser.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48071,He said he grew up poor?,The kid on the windy side of the baker's window. That's how he put it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48072,"What are you, a theater checker? You check up on the box office girls. Make sure they're not rippin' the place off.",I'm not a theater checker. I'm a call girl.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48073,It might give us time to search out some weakness in the Martians.,I believe we can get a lead from their anaemic blood.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48074,"Bones, I don't want to be lectured.","What DO you want? Damn it, why isn't there a girl here? You know this has nothing to do with age. This is about you flying a goddamn computer console when you wanna be out hopping Galaxies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48075,"Hamilton, you're going to have to cover our asses as we cross.",We've got powder but no ball!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48076,"I'm you, I take that money and get outta town while you can.",Your fiance has four previous wives. His M.O. is to clean 'em out and take off. Which is what you oughta do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48077,How'd you happen to come here?,"Oh, someone invited me up for the weekend a long time ago.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48078,Can we buy into their IPO? Or is that a Justice Dept. problem?,There is no public offering. The guy who wrote it joined some freakazoid cult in San Luis Obispo. 'Wrote this just to run their web site.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48079,"Fail safe in lock. Four minutes to drop, 22 minutes to detonation. This is Sergeant Pinback calling Bomb #20. Do you read me, bomb?","Bomb #20 to Sergeant Pinback. Roger, I read you, continue.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48080,You seem pleased by the prospect.,"Exceedingly. Besides, if I had half the wagons that were used to lug the rum to Philadelphia for this congress, I could move a whole army to the moon!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48081,"Maybe I could talk to Rigfort, you know, tell him the whole story.",I'll tell you a story. It's about this shy copy editor who makes a mockery of herself and her boss when she completely botches her first assignment as a reporter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48082,"The doctor who saved him couldn't get it out, so Renard killed him. When Interpol found the x-rays, there was mild jubilation. Effectively, he's a dead man.","The bullet is moving through the medulla oblongata, killing off his sense of touch. He feels no pain. He can push himself harder, longer than any normal man.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48083,"Don't count too much on my friendship, Ricky. In this matter I'm powerless. Besides, I might lose ten thousand francs.","You're not very subtle, but you are effective. I, I get the point. Yes, I have the letters, but I intend using them myself. I'm leaving Casablanca on tonight's plane, the last plane.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48084,"Okay, Mr. Expert. If this is such a truism, how come every nigger I know treats his woman like a piece of shit?","I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers who were showin' their ass in public, when their bitches get 'em home, they chill the fuck out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48085,You've never said that before.,I'll say a lot of things I've never said before. It's habit.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48086,I think we just hit the cosmic jackpot.,"It's incredibly rich. We've been cataloging it in frames or 'pages'; right now we're on 10,413.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48087,It was probably luck- I'd rather you did the shooting.,You'd never force the lion to me- and nobody ever got a lion with one shot by luck. Around there's a clearing- you'll know it from the anthills- get there and hide and listen to the sounds- I'll make the lion come directly to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48088,I ain't going anywhere. I'm right here. I'm not gonna leave ya.,"Larry, I'm so scared, would you please hold me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48089,You'd better get going. My parents will be 'round to cart you off to the country.,"Whatever you do, don't mention Italy. Or politics. Or baby buggies. Or Edith Piaf.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48090,Don't equivocate. Be positive. Just tell the truth.,"Whatever the `truth' is, let's hear that. You were her doctor.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48091,"I'm going to rule out the glue-sniffing theory. If she says it looked at her, it looked at her. Hey, you! Vigie! Look at me. I'm talking to you. Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you.","Beautiful, beautiful. Work with me, baby. Just have fun with it. Okay, he's playing it cool. Let's finish up and get out of here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48092,"Actually, I'm here to see if there's anything I can do for you.","Well, I appreciate your concern, but I'd rather not discuss it right now, thank you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48093,I suppose Castro staged the whole thing just to beat you.,"Buddy, before you join the jubilation at my being beaten again, you should remember: People vote not out of love, but fear. They don't teach that at Sunday School or at the Whittier Community Playhouse!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48094,How is her family going to feel about it?,"Her family? Oh, they'll be all right. I'll bring them around. Gilded cage?! Besides, I'm not marrying her family. Stew Smith in a gilded cage! Stew Smith? Ha! That mug. What does he know?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48095,"It ain't so funny now, though. December before Christmas? Dell disappeared again and Aunt Rootie hired a private eye to find him. He was missin' for almost a month before he wandered back in the house on mornin' dressed in some filthy Santa Claus suit.","The private eye cost Aunt Rootie over a thousand dollars? Then a little while later Dell ran off a third time to some place he said would ""give him peace of mind."" Nobody's seen him since.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48096,"Ann. Are you asking me hypothetically, or are you asking me for real, right now?",I'm asking for real. I want you to turn that camera off and make love with me. Will you?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48097,This is a nightmare. We should have kept him upstairs.,"It was done. When Sophia put the kids to bed, America brought Otis in the room and closed the door. It was done.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48098,How long have you been here?,Couple minutes. I saw the last shot. That was pretty cool.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48099,"Try and be inconspicuous, okay? Act like a fan.",Football is my life.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48100,"Air France. Glasgow. Direct, but then you're looking at the wrong end of nine hundred and twelve pounds. That's nine one two. It's up to you.","Yes, the first one's fine. Heathrow direct.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48101,"If any man should come between A husband and his bride, We find out which one she prefers By letting her decide. If she prefers the other man, The husband steps outside; We stand him up against the wall And Pop goes the Weasel!",The husband steps outside; Relinquishes his bride; We stand him up against the wall And take him for a ride.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48102,"Um-hmm. Well, that is the damndest outfit I ever saw in my life. You walk down the street like that and they'll put you in jail, Rose.","Why, they won't either. She looks pretty. And I wish you wouldn't pick on the poor girl all the time. Don't listen to him, Rose, you look pretty, even beautiful.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48103,How's the name search going?,"37 usages of Himbry located in the registar's office. 9 Tatum's, 47 Riley's. And that's just on campus. It's hopeless.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48104,Why haven't they brought us in yet?,"I've been disavowed. They think I killed Jim and everyone else. Somehow a hundred thousand dollars found its way into my parents' bank account. Kittridge assumes I'm a mole they've been tracing and I've been in the employ of an arms dealer, Max, for the last two years, to get him our NOC list.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48105,Objection. The question calls for a conclusion on the part of the witness.,"Your Honor, Mr. Roston lived with the defendant for many months. I feel that his opinion is valid in substantiating the character of the Miss Lawson.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48106,It doesn't know how to hunt its natural prey.,But it doesn't eat what it kills.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48107,So how come you're putting lipstick on?,A girl's always gotta look her best.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48108,Are you getting Mom something for her birthday?,"I don't know, I'll get her a card or something.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48109,"As a pair of fur-lined bedroom slippers, boss.","We'll see what those slippers feel like after, say, 24 hours. And if you step down off them bottles -- if one toe so much as touches the dirt -- one of these boys is gonna shoot you dead. Let's see. We need a special man for this job.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48110,What's going on with you two?,I was pretty hard on her last night. And now she's getting married.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48111,It's Halfdan the Black!,I know. Snorri! Get your oar out!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48112,You're fired. You're outta the department.,"There's not a soul in this county isn't sick to death of your bullshit, Charley. You made yourself scarce, you could make a lot of people happy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48113,I'm not sure if I can do this.,Sure you can. We gotta nail this guy. You'll be fine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48114,"Gimme mine. I ain't staying! You know we were headed for the Columbia River country before all this John Doe business came up. You remember that, don't yuh?","Sure. I remember . . . Say, did your ears pop coming up in the elevator? Mine did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48115,You'll see it when it's all lit and ready for you.,"You won't have long to wait. In just a few minutes this house will be overflowing with boys and girls. Off with you now, Amy. Go out and watch from the gate for all the children who'll be coming.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48116,I thought you said she didn't say much.,She didn't. That's about all she said. Put your hand up. Good. I think she still loves you. Take a breath and let it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48117,Bud White's been here?,"For the last time. I may suborn women into illicit activities, but they're handsomely compensated, I treat them well and make sure the men they deal with show them every due respect.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48118,"Fuck. Wade Whitehouse. It's people like you that keep this fucking town from prospering. Whatever somebody does to improve things around here, you gotta find fault with it.","I'm not finding fault. It's a good idea, good for you, good for the town. Real modern too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48119,I haven't seen him in two years.,But I've seen the three hundred hours of your image he's got stored away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48120,"When I left him, he was in his bed, safe and sound.","YOU BASTARD! You tortured him. YOU TORTURED HIM, you bastard. WHERE is HE?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48121,"I have been trying to reach Wilfred with no success. As one grows older, one yearns for family.","It's good to see you again, Uncle. I've missed you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48122,"A large party of Zulus have been sighted in the direction of the King's KraaL Getting up, CHELMSFORD moves over to look at the map on his desk.","Tomorrow we will continue our advance on Ulundi. Dumford, kindly return to your unit Bring them here immediately to support Pulleine. Mr Vereker will join you as ADC. Do you understand me clearly?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48123,Because I had too much pride. Too much integrity. I wouldn't lick nobody's butt. Some material I refused to do.,"Daddy, it can't be just because of that. There had to be other factors.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48124,Have we still got power?,"Yes. I'm tired, Mitch. I'm so very very tired.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48125,That's ironic. Because we're here to protect her from you.,You're here because you figured I might show up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48126,"I saw an interesting thing today. A man was being arrested by the Military Police; probably an urban guerrilla. Rather than be taken alive, he exploded a grenade hidden in his jacket, taking the command vehicle with him.","It occurred to me: the police are paid to fight, and the Rebels are not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48127,"Yes, but listen. The illusion is easily explained. The eye retains each image, till they combine. And yet, some would call this toy magic.",Don't you see why? Look closely a moment. Put your intellect aside. Can't you see what is inexplicable?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48128,The State's investigation just uncovered Mr. Roston yesterday afternoon in Chicago.,"Your Honor, Mr. Roston is an ex-lover of Miss Lawson's.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48129,I feel like dirt. They even want to know what he's doing in Utah?,"Utah? Jesus Christ! First of all, Alan Stanwyk does not own one share of stock.The three million dollars for the ranch in Provo comes from my daughter who converted some of her personal holdings, not company holdings. Now if anybody in DC wants to make something of that, bring 'em on. Until then, get the hell out of my face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48130,That's not nothing to do with it. You cooked this story up and you know it.,I didn't cook up a story. I had a source.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48131,You didn't tell me you were gonna put me on the fucking news.,"We need to tape the interview, Suzie. No one will see it but us. Now when was this, that Mr. Lombardo gave you the ride?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48132,"Mrs. Driscoll was driving too fast? What made you think that, Nicole?",The speedometer. And it was downhill there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48133,I was gonna kill them two by myself. It don't take three.,"Now Ned's a hell of a shot with a rifle. Hell, he can hit a bird in the eye flyin'.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48134,"I sure am. The goddamned missile crisis united the whole country behind Kennedy. And he was supporting Brown. People were scared, that's why.",I suppose Castro staged the whole thing just to beat you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48135,But my name isn't Leland Palmer.,Neither is mine. And can't we talk about something serious for a change.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48136,A water main broke.,They don't break in the summer! Do you know what building is right over this spot? Harriman Tower. Their sub-basement was flooded! He didn't die in a pool. Call the coroner in Rhode Island! Ask if the water in his lungs was chlorinated!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48137,"If Cornwallis receives news that Clinton is coming, he'll simply hold tight and wait. He'll fight a purely defensive battle and he'll win that.","No, he won't. There are two things you need to know about Cornwallis. First, he is a very proud man, He would rather risk defeat than share a victory. If you give him what he thinks is an out, he'll take it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48138,Is the man who kidnapped you there now?,I told you. He let me go. I'm on my way home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48139,"You'll excuse me, won't you? I'll be right back.","Gee, I'm busy. Did the opera people always come here for their meetings?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48140,They took him from me.,It's John who's the target now. You have to protect him. He's wide open.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48141,We'd like to wait til we have all five before we print it.,"This is a daily paper, we'll explain it tomorrow. You're certain on Mitchell?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48142,"This is not about my reputation! This is not about me at all! The Event Horizon was created for one reason: to go faster than light. Imagine mankind exploring new solar systems, colonizing new worlds. Seven years ago, we didn't just lose the ship and the crew. We lost the dream. I have to go.","It's not that simple. Lyle, play the recording for Dr. Weir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48143,"Okay, you're under arrest! Now you happy?",Fire Department? Firemen don't carry guns.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48144,So much for your nightfall.,So much for my cocktail hour.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48145,Do not underestimate the power of your heart. Your dreams live there.,My dreams died long ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48146,"Yeah. Go out there, check it out, see what it's like. I've got some stuff to do this week, but I'm thinking maybe Thursday. Thursday after school.",You know I can't. Mom will never let me go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48147,You were supposed to act as if everything was real.,"Real, my ass. It's an overblown game. Anybody ever catch that fucking psycho?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48148,"Jesus Christ. You're going to have to go out the back. The data that you copied with your toy. Tomorrow, at six o'clock. Look it up. We're taking a trip. Be there at six and you'll have plenty to tell your people.","If I go out the back, he'll know you've warned me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48149,Admittance form is wrong.,Forget it. You can't prove it. Sister's testimony is no good. Jury knows we win she gets the cash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48150,I don't think of us that way - ever.,"Either do I. I love you, Ro. You know that. You're a total mystery to me - but I love YOU.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48151,"Well, let's find him.","He's on the list. If he were an essential worker, he would not be on the list. He's on the list. You can't have him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48152,"Well, then, it must be fought. We are children of God like everyone else.",Allah be praised. And what battalions will you call upon?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48153,Because I was partially to blame. I wasn't around as much as I should have been. I forgot how to love her.,She's the one to blame. Not me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48154,I saw something! I'm not going to go back there and say I didn't see it when I did. I'm sorry.,"God, you are the most stubborn woman I ever knew.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48155,Will he be back soon?,Doubt it. He's dead. The Look Out's a cemetery.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48156,"How ya doin', Jimmy.","Ain't seen you in months, boy. Thought maybe you took a fall.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48157,"Oh I remember 'em, colored fellas I believe, swell bunch a boys, sung into yon can and skedaddled.",Well that record has just gone through the goddamn roof! They're playin' it as far away as Mobile! The whole damn state's goin' ape!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48158,"Jody, you're only doing this to get back at your dad. It doesn't have that much to do with me.","Please don't go. Please. Stay, We'll just talk. Then go to the party.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48159,Our mistake. But what does it matter; it was our money. We don't even expect thanks.,You paid off thirty grand I never owed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48160,Big John! You think this boy is a hustler?,"Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48161,"Thank you, Hank. We're on it. What were you doing out at Sidney's tonight?","I just wanted to see her, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48162,"That's why you're staying aboard. I'm sorry, Will.","No, Admiral. I don't think you are; not one damned bit. I remember when you recommended me for this command. You told me how envious you were, and if only you could find a way to get a starship command again. Well, sir, it looks like you found a way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48163,Sammy was a con man. A faker.,I never said he was faking! I never said that!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48164,"No, I can't. We're late for a dance lesson. I guess you'll have to finish up later.","Hello, goodbye, I want you, I hate you. It's all just words. None of it means anything. What matters is what you do. You either stay put or you walk away. If you look back, you're not walking away!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48165,You talk to Carl ?,He left this morning. He couldn't say where.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48166,You're sorry? YOU'RE THE REASON WE'RE HERE!,"WAIT A SECOND! I AM NOT THE REASON YOU'RE HERE! I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, LIVING A PERFECTLY BORING LIFE UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48167,"Here's the news: He hasn't been in Portugal since '90. I know that from the file. Why don't you read the file, man?","In fact, I think I talked with him, in Bonn.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48168,How about some evening clothes?,I don't need a tuxedo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48169,"Doctor Rumack, Mister Hammen ate fish. And Randy says there are five more cases, and they ate fish, too.",Let's see now. The co-pilot had fish. What did the navigator eat?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48170,"Hey Bela, how do you do that?","You must be double-jointed, and you must be Hungarian. Vampira, look at me! Stare into my eyes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48171,You've come to lecture me?,To flaunt your deviance in public? Upon a stage?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48172,"Johnny, I have something to tell you.",I have something to tell you. But I must talk to you alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48173,"No, they never did turn me into a toad.",Well that was our mistake then. And then we was beat up by a bible salesman and banished from Woolworth's. I don't know if it's the one branch or all of 'em.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48174,"Do you know what a ""hardcore"" movie is?",That's like a stag film.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48175,Vincent. It was nice to meet you. Visit again?,I'm in town for a short time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48176,And things sort of just went downhill from there.,"Anyway, about ten months ago, I wound up in Jerome, workin' for Darlene.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48177,Am I? I say you came running after me because you were afraid I was leaving you without even a kiss.,I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48178,"Is that your test of patriotism, George; if a man will die for you?","God damn you, Sam Adams! You wanted a revolutionary army and now that we've really got one it scares you more than it does the British!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48179,We don't have that kind of money. How much do you think I can get for the speeder?,"Five, maybe. Let me handle it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48180,Then you know why I have to face him.,"No! Luke, run away, far away. If he can feel your presence, then leave this place. I wish I could go with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48181,That's the dumbest walk I ever saw!,"No, no seriously! There's a study done on this, you walk this way, the muggers are gonna single you out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48182,"Yes, it does, Kelly. We have already alerted the Mexican authorities. They intend to cooperate every way possible in bringing these fugitives to justice.","Are you optimistic about the safety of the hostage they took in Abilene, Gloria Hill?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48183,Stop this nonsense! If you're in some sort of trouble I want to know about it.,Stop bullying me. Everybody's bullying me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48184,That's not my handwriting.,You've just said you signed it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48185,"We got a problem, that thing we took care of upstate?",Paulie was just talking about him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48186,"He's dead, Claudia, dead.","The one good lesson he taught me, Louis. Never drink from the dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48187,"They sent me here, Richard because they said you didn't hold up your end of the arrangement, and I have to transport you back to Leavenworth.","What the fuck, man? What do you people want? I did what you wasi'cu's told me to do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48188,Whatta' you whinin' about? He said I'm next.,He didn't say nothin'. Just drive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48189,We assaulted a Federal agent. We killed him.,No we didn't. He died on his own.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48190,I might be able to have them by tomorrow morning. Would that be all right?,"That would be just fine. Hello, Charlie, this is Melanie. I want you to do a favor for me. No, this is a small one. Pressure you? Why, Charlie darling, would I try to pressure you? Will you call the Department of Motor Vehicles for me and find out who owns this license plate? DKQ dash one seven six. Yes, a California plate. No, I'll stop up there in a little while. Is daddy in his office? Oh. No, no, I don't want to break in on a meeting. Just tell him I'll see him later. Thank you, Charlie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48191,You show them Crawfords how to play ball.,Make 'em throw strikes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48192,"You are from New Orleans, Senor Farragut?","Johnnie, please. Nope. Charlotte, North Carolina. Here on business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48193,I won't quit !,"I'm telling you, you will ! You're not going back. You're going to go on vacation !",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48194,You're a bank robber?,Nope. I've never robbed a bank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48195,What makes you think I give a damn about that Sicilian crap?,Tell it to the Calabrian. Tell it to the Jews.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48196,We are not forgettin' Webb's promise!,British promises are honored. And the militia will not be released. Because I need more definite proof than this man's word!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48197,"I think you should call me Gail, now.","Gail. I hope this won't embarrass you in any way. I think Underhill's a yutz, you won't have any trouble with him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48198,FBI needs a taste of the street. And I'm it.,"Way he put it, I was the only one he thought could handle it. But you know what the worst thing is?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48199,They're waiting to see my father.,They're talking to themselves.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48200,"Who? Hello, Butch! Where are you?",Mission Hospital? Gimme the Receiving Room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48201,"I do. Jeff, don't you think Sooze should go to New York and, uh, you know.","Yeah, uh, that would depend, but yeah. She should.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48202,"Don't tell me you did it on my account! hope you're not getting any idea that what happened last night is - You needn't concern yourself about me, young man. I can take care of myself.",You're doing a pretty sloppy job of it. Here's your ticket.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48203,Can I take you someplace to hear something nice?,"Eh, Mickey, it's getting late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48204,You drunken idiot! Arrest him! The idea of coming here with a cock-and- bull story like that!,It's a frame-up! Some imposter!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48205,"Don't give me that. I know what's real, goddamnit! You strapped me in something and stuck me in a drawer.","I didn't dream it. I may have been asleep but it wasn't a dream. BECKER sits down in a CHAIR, half-shrouded in the light.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48206,Jim Sullivan. Sometimes they call me Jism Jim.,"That's not true, Jim. In fact, I think you're very close to the type we're looking for.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48207,"Jon, it's the tenth. I know how difficult it is for you, but we still have to go.","I'm late. Gotta protect and serve the world, y'know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48208,A hunting accident is perfect.,"Shit, around here, you shoot somebody in the woods, you say it was an accident, you get fined fifty bucks and your hunting license lifted. Jack's probably saying the guy shot himself cause he ain't got his deer yet and don't want his license pulled.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48209,"Colonel Merrill is a veteran of twenty- five years in the Regular Army, a soldier first and a doctor second. A member of several patriotic organizations, he believes it's America's God-given mission to maintain a foothold for freedom on the Asian mainland.",That bad? But I guess you're right. We might as well see him. Got any caddie carts?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48210,"Yes, and they were said to be the most virulent proponents of the Final Solution. Really, who but a Jew would want to kill Ilio Manzetti simply because he was Jewish? Who thinks about such things?","The papers are going to report tomorrow that your colleague, Curtis Zampf, has been a federal informant for the past two years. Do you believe that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48211,"It is, Ninotchka! It is! He must have been in Paris! You can see it in his whole attitude! He just picked up a crumb of our black bread, shook his head, and dropped it.",If you asked him why he left France I bet he couldn't name one good reason.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48212,I don't care. I need my hat. I won't go without it.,"What could I do? If she insisted, I had to drive her home for her goddamn hat. I threw the package in the kitchen and went to take her hone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48213,I mean the armchair!,"Oh, that was upstairs. A real antiquity! I think it's great.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48214,"I rode here, on my horse.",Chose another. Any general worth anything should have a brace of horses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48215,Of course not. Who wants to? What's the point if we don't get caught? Where's the glamour in that?,"The way I see it. We'll be arrested. Go to prison. Cash in on the home footage. Secure a book deal. If all goes as planned, our trial should coincide with the release of STAB II.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48216,Did you call me a cocksucker?,No! I said It was a cock-sucking call and you can't run me for that!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48217,"I have come to claim what is mine, Father.","I recognize you only as my son, no more.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48218,"A little strange. I can't stop thinking about this girl, Valerie.",Why? Did she hurt you? Do you miss her? Need a shoulder to cry on?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48219,Oh. Seems yours girlfriend is casting doubts on your expertise.,I am not! Fuck you! Theo's a genius.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48220,"We serve the interests of the British people, 007. No matter who we may be foolish enough to elect.","But if Elliot Harmsway is involved with that uranium, I want him prosecuted to the ends of the earth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48221,"Come now, Mr. Gardiner, before his speech at the Financial Institute the President consulted with you and Benjamin Rand, did he not?",Yes. I was there with Ben.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48222,I don't want to talk about it.,"Well, you hate that job anyway. Why don't you just quit? You don't have to work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48223,"This is the answer: a subscription drive to ""Voice of Action!"" First prize is a trip to Moscow! You could visit the art theatre, maybe even meet Stanislavski!",But I'll never win that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48224,"Yeah, for now. Our first priority's to get something to breathe.","Cat, you tie onto this manifold. There's some tanks on the other side; I'm gonna go check them out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48225,I am from outa town.,"No, like a tourist. You know, things to see, money to burn, interested in stupid shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48226,We'll know for sure when we get the security tapes.,But we can relax. We tracked him. He's on a train to Moscow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48227,"Sir, I would appreciate Dr. McCoy absenting himself from this interview.",I want him here. Sit down!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48228,I have no luggage.,The gentleman has nothing contraband.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48229,The Navy? They've made it clear they don't want to pull missiles out of subs to make room for women's heads. What's it gonna cost to make a fleet of Trident's co-ed?,Sabotage born of economics? Wouldn't be a first. But is Hayes really going to start his watch with such a public failure?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48230,"That's what I'm trying to tell you. We mustn't do anything about it. Believe me, Tom, I know what I'm talking about.",He's a menace to the whole world! It's our duty to turn him in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48231,"Fight me from your horse or on foot, but fight me. Your avoidance mocks me.","I sought only not to harm you, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48232,"Well, it's the funny man. Give it here, package boy.",Joey Bevo said it was important. Said I had to give it to him myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48233,Didn't you hear? Domingo's dead.,Took a pig-slicker to the heart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48234,Do you have other things?,"Yes. Oh, you mean to bring in! No. Yes, I have some other things, no, I don't need to bring them in. This is all I need to stay here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48235,"Even though I have seen confessions pried from the lips of the accused, often quite literally?","For one who calls himself a Federalist, your mouth reeks of Republican liberalism.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48236,"Roger that, North Island. Arctic Warrior whiskey alpha sierra bravo four zero niner two. Over and out.","Fifty million four ways. That's twelve million and change a piece. What you gonna do with your share, skipper?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48237,He sounds like a person worth while knowing.,"He played in the town band, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48238,Mr. Shakespeare has given me the part of the Apothecary!,"The Apothecary? Will, what is the story? Where is the shipwreck? How does the comedy end?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48239,They skipped that step.,"I guess it was a little too inconvenient. So for fourteen years, this stuff flowed into the groundwater, free as you please.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48240,"Like what? Corporate responsibility? What, are we talking celebrity here?","I'm not talking celebrity, vanity, CBS. I'm talking about when you're nearer the end of your life than the beginning. Now, what do you think you think about then? The future? ""In the future I'm going to do this? Become that?"" What ""future""? No. What you think is: how will I be regarded in the end? After I'm gone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48241,Do you like my new look?,Yeah. It's nice. It's really good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48242,You think I wanted to spend ten thousand dollars on your ass?,"Answer the question, nigga. Do you think I wanted to spend the thousand dollars on your ass? Yes or no?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48243,I was desperate. I knew you wrote about murders. I needed a way in.,"Close call. For the first time in a long time, it's really hitting me. Life's tenuous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48244,"I was barrister in Kenya. I said to him, get off from here. I cannot drive with your body on my windscreen.",I drove twelve hours straight through. Ate at the wheel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48245,You mean we'd be dead?,No! We'd be the first living men to set foot in the Halls of the Gods.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48246,You got any broken bones?,"No, but something's gonna blow in this town. I can feel it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48247,He's a friend. from the neighborhood. we were just talking.,From the neighborhood? Shut the fuck up. You like telephones? Huh?. You wanta go for a ride?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48248,Pink. There was a number on it. I remember. AL 1718? I have to follow through with this. I have no choice.,"The pill was pink, I remember. It had some letters and numbers on it. What were they? AL 1718? AL something. Four digits. I don't like taking pills when I don't know what they are. I have no choice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48249,"Who told you to buy a brownstone on my block, in my neighborhood on my side of the street?",What do you want to live in a Black neighborhood for? Motherfuck gentrification.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48250,I can't do that. Not while the Joker's still at large.,"Then stay away from Vicki. That's all I want, man. I just want your word.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48251,ML stands for ML. That's it.,"Naw, that's some stupid shit. Now you know how I got that name.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48252,"Don't get all gooey on me now, you'll give me a big head. The important thing, Doctor, is you've got to distance yourself as much as possible without pissing this psycho off.","Yeah, yeah. Okay, I think I know what to do. I'll call him right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48253,"And by doing so, he would've known we have spies in his organization.","Yes, sir. But what about the disks? If the cops end up with the disks, we're gonna see a whole lot of heat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48254,"Wade, what the hell are you doing here?","I am not here, ol' buddy. The CIA has absolutely no knowledge of the missing ship, the missing gold, where it was going, or when it left Hong Kong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48255,I'm glad of it you was borned. I reckon I ain't gonna be there in the garage no more.,You have to Karl. You have to look out for me. You don't let that son of a bitch run you off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48256,Jesus! Through a window?,It was her wrist. And it was through a plate-glass door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48257,"Do you believe in him, Verbal?","Keaton always said: "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser SOZE.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48258,But at nineteen percent interest! You didn't even bargain with the guy.,"Just for your information, Ray, the interest payments alone for the first five years come to over $75,000.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48259,His name is Jared Nomak.,"Thiavolos, as we used to say in Greece. The Devil. Pure Thirst. Nothing more. He was born a vampire, but he is an anomaly. Like you. Unlike the rest of us, however, he feeds on not just humans, but vampires as well.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48260,"What's in the bag? Underwear? To seduce your husband? Or is it for your own recreation? Tell me, how come such a handsome couple sleep in seperate bedrooms? Is it because he does it with little children?",Or is it the other way round? The children are needed because you can't satisfy him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48261,"Harry called you his associate, but what does that mean? I never heard your name or read it in Variety or The Reporter or anyplace.","It's what he said, I'm his associate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48262,"I'd say you'd better take her to the nearest psychiatrist, psychologist, neurologist, psychoanalyst, or plain family doctor. And have him check you both.","Then you're of no use to me. I'm sorry I wasted your time. Thank you for coming in, Scottie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48263,You could have asked for a favor.,"No, I could not. What do you know about favors Tatiana, about barter and deals?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48264,"For heaven's sake, Joe - stop being an editor for just a minute. We've been friends for a long time, haven't we? You ought to know when I'm serious. This is on the level.","I met her on a bus coming from Miami. Been with her every minute. I'm in love with her, Joe.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48265,"Well, sounds like me. Sorry, man. Says you were jealous and suspicious.","Says you would sometimes disappear all night, then brag to me about your sexual conquests.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48266,Are you trying to insult me?,"Of course not, but such violence of feeling makes me wonder.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48267,Great day. At last we can start getting out of debt and concentrating on the future.,"Yes, look, I wanted to talk to you about this. I'm sure we haven't been doing as badly as all that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48268,"I report to the FBI, first thing they're gonna do is ask me to go get some coffee.","You know, I'm not in homicide any more.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48269,"Hello, is Dick Ritchie here?","Naw, he ain't home right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48270,The files are in a sealed room and the University are under strict orders to stay away.,"The storage facility will be ready within a week, I'll call you then.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48271,"We're standin' on broken treaty ground, Ray. This ain't supposed to be here. It'll poison the water.","Leo knew about it. Tried to tell Jimmy, get the Warriors involved.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48272,You burned the score?,Oh no! My wife took it out in time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48273,Can I look at the pictures?,"It's a mess, right now. That's my project when I get back.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48274,With the FBI. What do you think I'm talking about?,"Oh, you're not gonna believe what they put me in charge of. They sent for the Ambassador's personal Chinese Investigator type. He is like the baddest Asian shield they got. And I, let me repeat that, I am the man who is on the case with him. Just the two of us, alone, workin' the whole deal as a team.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48275,What do these replicators do to people?,"With enough exposure, the same thing they do to everything else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48276,Just place an X in the appropriate place on the Lifeline.,I just don't get this. Everything can't be lumped into two categories. That's too simple.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48277,Like take that trip to Buckingham Palace. Go deep sea fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Now's your chance.,"But those are our dreams, son. We have to make them come true.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48278,Milo? Gary Boyd. I'm hoping you and your friend can come up here. We've made some amazing strides in digital convergence. I'd love to show them to you.,You would? Wow. When would we come? 'Think he hung up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48279,"You're the shrink, you tell me.","As soon as I met him, you knew I'd say yes. He makes Julia real for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48280,Well? How do you like it? It's Turkish. My hairdresser tells me everything's going to be Turkish this year!,Really? What else did he tell you today? Give me some gossip.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48281,She made me promise not to.,Who? Who made you promise? It's alright Agnes. It's alright. Let's go to your room. It's the night about six weeks ago when you were very sick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48282,We're a team. We work together.,"So work with me, not against me. Okay?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48283,You don't get paid to abuse the copy machine.,"""Abuse"" the copy machine. There's an image.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48284,Tell that to Jack Vincennes. To Stensland.,"Jack was a shame, but Dick Stensland had the audacity to try to sell me my own heroin. Through his whore girl friend. I sent him to make the buy. The rest is history.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48285,They're watching us now.,No one can see us now we're alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48286,You're just a boy. You ort not to use that sort of language.,"Karl, I ain't tryin' to say nothin' bad about you, but why don't you stop Doyle when he gets that away? You're older than him. You're strong, too. My daddy wouldn't let him do that to me and Mama.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48287,I'm going to wrap it around your throat!,"An' if I miss, dig in and try your best to slow the fall.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48288,Which explains why you sent his organic matter to the sun.,"Precisely. And then it came to me. My greatest ever plan. I made a deal with some minor league Bad Boys. Arms Dealers, Renegades Generals, You know the type. With you gone, we'll make a fortune rearming the world.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48289,We're all going away.,"I'm going to the war. The real war. Hitler's taken Europe. The Brits are hanging on by their fingernails, and If they lose, there'll be more people killed than anybody can imagine. And not just there, but here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48290,We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.,We do not want your tired and sick.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48291,So they're Jews. . .,This is just the first shot. Maestro. Sooner or later she's gonna use the word. And all those boys know that there is only one thing this country hates more than the coloreds and that's the Jews.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48292,"Not really, why? You want to see the building?. Come on, I'll show you.",That's the building. She lives on the Seventh Floor. Don't stop to look long . the police are watching.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48293,How 'bout this Big Chuck Smith?,"Too old, dull fighter. Bobby Judge is a good boy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48294,"I heard. Local 15, Monday nights.","Local 8 just started in Penns Grove. And, Bob said he was at fight club in Newcastle last week.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48295,"And the other three people on the flat, did they hear anything?",There are only two other people in the flat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48296,"Call the police. Okay, that's one option.","That is not an ""option."" There is no multiple choice here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48297,"If you start the game instead of waiting, you mean?","No, let's stick to that strategy till we see whether you boys can do two things. The first is get that halfback out of the game. He had one year with the Rams before the Army got him, but he didn't play too often because he's one of those hot dogs.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48298,That sounds to me very remarkable.,"It may be, but to my notion, those that monkeys with what they got no business to get queer sooner or later.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48299,"It was alright for a while, you know. But then she got promoted to project engineer on this thing, couple years ago.","She went front-office on you. Tighten that for me, right there. That's it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48300,It's like telling fibs.,"That's it. When you tell a lie, you hope to get away with it. When someone else does, you want to find them out. A good batsman will spot a googly. A good bowler will hide it. Always remember that, son.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48301,"Yes, but it's more likely that the tolerances on our testing gear are too low.","Anyway, it's just as well that we replace it. Better safe than sorry.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48302,I'm getting angry. I want some answers. Where's the guy who runs this place?,Who is it? That blond guy? Where is he? I'm going to talk to someone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48303,"What are you doing here, Pop?",I came in here to jack off the damn machine. One dead psychology professor. Noah Goldstein. Dr. Noah Goldstein. And guess what? He was her counselor.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48304,The ones you built?,"They were old. And they couldn't fly anyhow. I'm going to get a radio-controlled airplane at Christmas, and then I'll stuff it full of m-80s and then fly it into Mrs. Burgess's English class and blow it up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48305,Maybe 'cause there's some rogue element in the Government!,"With a full-blown conspiracy to cover it up? Y'ever read your Shakespeare, Bill?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48306,A police captain. I think he's behind all of this.,"I work for Patchett. I had a feeling that there was someone else, but I never knew who.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48307,You liar! You wanted him dead. You seduced me into killing him!,For the love of God would you two give it a rest? Lord almighty. In all my years I have never seen anything so pathetic. How far did you think you were going to get with this? Neither one of you can wait to slit the others throat. Now use what little smarts you got. If I was going to bust you I wouldn't have waited until after you killed Jake.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48308,You have no right to call yourself a bowler. Buzz slaps Theo in the face.,I'm more of a bowler than you'll ever be. I deal with my own shit. I ain't asking anyone to bail me out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48309,West had a partner. Someone who knew how to get things done.,"What I can't understand is why you signed these. If you'd just let West take care of the paperwork, no one would have known, but you got careless. So when Pike finally told the truth you had to get rid of him, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48310,"I should have tried. It should have been me on that beach back there, not Billy.","How would you have helped Eric? He needs you, Paul. He needs us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48311,I'm going after those horses.,I'll take the camels.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48312,Go to the police station!,Deputy Webber's at the party. It's only three blocks away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48313,That stinks. They left you with absolutely nothing. It makes you wonder about the entire legal system. Like Rodney King.,"They bought her speech. If I was only in it for Rex's money, he shouldn't have to give me any.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48314,"I want you to reach Fredo. I know he's scared, but have one of our people reach him. Assure him that there will be no reprisals. Tell him that I know Roth misled him.",My information is that Fredo thought it was a kidnapping. Roth assured him nothing would happen to you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48315,"So on active duty, Meeks didn't make an arrest from 1938 to '43.",Someone must've pulled the records.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48316,I don't get it! He's the best candidate in our class! Ask anyone! The best student! The best leader! The best friend to everybody! Couldn't you bend your goddamn standards just a little?,"Zack, it wasn't him! He didn't ask me to D.O.R. I came to him on my own. I'm glad it's over, Zack. I really mean that. He was right. I wasn't doing this for me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48317,"You're the best, Lois.","I'd better be. Suddenly I've got competition to keep up with. Your high school reunion article. I though it was terrific. And fascinating. Especially about the girl back home. I'll tell you what, Clark, I'll take you to lunch and you can tell me all about it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48318,My husband and I will be leaving tomorrow for a short stay in Israel. Deborah will be here if you need anything before our return.,"Fine. One more thing, Mrs and Mr Spitz; may I ask what is or was your occupation?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48319,We have to get off this beam!,I can't. There's no junction due for at least 7 or 8 nanoseconds!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48320,Cried a lot and gained twenty pounds. Dewey kept the trailer and my precious baby Rufus. I got jackcrap.,I didn't even get to go to his birthday party.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48321,What do I care about Arthur! Did you see this stuff in the paper? How'd it get in there? What'd you do last night? Who were you talking to?,And what'd you do to those bodyguards? They quit this morning. Said you locked them up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48322,Are you going to arrest me or talk me to death?,My country needs justice. Proper justice. Gunning men down in the street only feeds the violence. They need to be brought to trial. Dealt with properly. Then people will respect the law. When they see it works.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48323,It's a diet thing?,"No, it's what body builders drink to beef up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48324,"What the hell is that, some kind of porno store or something?",Not exactly. It's some lingerie store on the strip.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48325,"No, I'm okay. Will I really be able to dig him a grave? The soil looks thin.","Soil's thin, all right. But you'll manage.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48326,"None of you know anything about it. Now go. And Andy, if you persist in playing doctor, leave, with them.","I'm the only friend you've got, darling, and I don't intend to stop doing what I think is good for us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48327,I wanna live with them too.,"No, you can't, they have enough kids, you'll have to live with the Partridge Family.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48328,Pull your head out of your ass. Get your thinking straight. You wanna die?,"I'm collateral anyway, so just fucking do it and stop making me a part of this!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48329,"Not a problem, got guys waitin' for it. But what happened to Marsellus Spivey? Didn't he always move your ice?",He's doin' twenty years in Susanville.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48330,Condolences. How you fixed for cabbage this mornin'?,"Oh me and my chum are just rolling in the stuff. We only work down here for a hobby, J.P.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48331,"Hey, look, gimme a break! All I did was answer the door! How's that gonna change history?","I don't know, but I don't want to take any chances! Now you stay here and don't do anything. Don't answer the door, don't answer the phone, don't go outside. Understand?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48332,What kind of personnel?,"Right now? A six man security force, plus a member of our Butler staff. So seven men total.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48333,Please let me try. I'm begging you.,"And I am refusing. As of tomorrow, Mary Lazarus will resume her leadership of the choir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48334,Six o'clock. I was having dinner.,"Six o'clock in Berlin. They were having lunch in Cleveland. Am I boring you, boys?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48335,No it's not okay. You have to have this in by tomorrow. Did you see the ad we ran Sunday?,I never read the paper.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48336,I won't defend my life to you.,My life is meaningless as long as you're alive. What am I while you exist? A shadow? An enigma?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48337,Maybe we ought to leave.,Not now. Not while they're massing out there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48338,What happened to his wife?,Presumed dead. No one knows.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48339,"Fuck that, Helmuth. You want to discuss symbols here? This guy was a front man. He was the piper, but he played their tune, you get my philosophical meaning? I'm not interested in small fish, I'm after Moby Dick. Come on, Helmuth. Hard facts.",The only thing I know is he's an anti-Semite.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48340,"Call it a test of soldiery, then. The English won't let us train with weapons, so we train with stones.",The test of a soldier is not in his arm. It's here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48341,I just don't see him in the big picture.,I've known him since Cub Scouts.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48342,We got room for lots more. I say we go back.,"No! It's our lives now, not theirs. And I'm in charge of this boat! Now row!!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48343,"Mr. Cardenas, I suggest you move on to another line of questioning.",When you say your sexual relations with Miss Lawson were intense what exactly do you mean?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48344,George! So good to be back!,"That damned Arnold is here, isn't he? Did you know he lost all his ships? Outrageous and completely unacceptable.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48345,I don't want to talk about it. I want you to go.,"Edie, listen to me! I want you to believe me. I want to be with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48346,Work's over. I'm gonna party.,You can't go in there. They know you're with Ruiz.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48347,With a milk pail in one hand and a marriage license in the other.,"Why didn't you say you wanted to get married back in Aspen. I told the man in Sonora there were four of us. If only three show up, he might call the whole deal off. We've got to stick together. Like we've always done.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48348,I know it's no good. I've no right to be jealous.,She's in love with you. Anyone can see that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48349,"Up until now, Dad, I've been the one who hasn't wanted to marry him.","It's the same thing. Goodbye, dear.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48350,Why do you think I keep her here?,"Ah, but therein lies the paradox. It is her very isolation that encourages the malcontents. The longer she is away, the stronger they become; and who, honestly, can promise security against that? However many doors you lock, someone will always get in. Even here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48351,Because somebody just fucking called me and fucking laid it out!,"There's nothing there, you brain- dead cunt. Think about it. There's absolutely no way in this world to connect us to anything. I want you to hang the phone up, and if you call me about this again I'm going to send a friend of mine out there and have him crack you open with a fucking rib spreader.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48352,Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.,"Constantly! I'd say three times a week. Like the other night, Alvy wanted to have sex.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48353,"Coulda happened to anyone, man. I never knew her to be reckless. I mean, sure, she would smoke a little grass, or something, have a few drinks. But that's it, nothing more than that.","No, not my girl. Self-control, she had. Point of pride. And people don't change, do they.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48354,Has he gotten through to any?,"No, but he did contact a dead parcheesi champion from Ohio.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48355,Jack doesn't need money.,Everybody needs money. Except guys like Twombley and that sonofabitch son-in-law of his. People like that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48356,"That will mean another interview, won't it?","No, this is quite final. You see, Mr. Holland is a sugar planter. He lives in St. Sebastian Island in the West Indies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48357,Here's her driver's license.,You gotta be kidding me. The new guys'll be short-stroking it over this one. A one-day pattern killer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48358,You were his local contact. You were with him the night Conklin died. You're coming with us.,I'm curious about Bourne. Your interpretation of his condition. You have specific training in the identification and diagnosis of psychological conditions?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48359,"This is a league game, Smokey!","Walter, you can't do that. These guys're like me, they're pacificists. Smokey was a conscientious objector.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48360,"Yeah, against that prick VanDeMark.","Ten thousand to one, but you pegged it. The toughest shot on the last frame.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48361,"And I'm dying. They don't know that. All they know is they're not to make a move until Joe Cabot shows up. I was sent undercover to get Cabot. You heard 'em, they said he's on his way. Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin. We're just gonna sit here and bleed until Joe Cabot sticks his fuckin' head through that door.","Say ""hello"" to a motherfucker who's inside. Cabot's doing a job and take a big fat guess who he wants on the team?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48362,You like it? I'll send you a box.,"Yes. Well, most people say you stole all the rest.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48363,I'll tell you who I am! I'm the guy who's gonna KICK YOUR PHONY GOLDBRICKING ASS!,"We know the briefcase was empty, man. We know you kept the million bucks yourself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48364,He's a friend. From the neighborhood. We were just talking.,From the neighborhood? Shut the fuck up. You like telephones? Huh? You wanta go for a ride?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48365,"What is this? Someone else you think escaped us, like Frank?","No, No, this one didn't escape. You told me you'd always been in Hell. You were wrong. Look at it. LOOK. IT'S YOU.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48366,He wants to talk ya.,"Mr. Donowitz? I told you, through Dick. He's in my acting class. About a year. Yeah, he's good. They grew up together. Sure thing.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48367,"Was that dog, the Norwegian dog?",I just can't comprehend any of this. It was just a dog.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48368,It is to be expected on a Sunday.,And on a day of mourning. I never met the fellow but once at your house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48369,"You're lying, aren't you?","No, Mr. Conway, I'm not lying. What reason could I have for lying? The chances are that we'll never come out of that horrible trip alive, but I'd rather die out there in a snowstorm and be buried alive, than to stay here one more minute now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48370,"Something bad happened here, Murphy.",That much I think we've already established.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48371,I'll get my car and be back in half an hour.,"Oh, no! Give me time to change and get fixed up!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48372,"Be patient, my son, and put your trust in the Lord.",Instruct thy son and he shall refresh thee and shall give delight to thy soul.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48373,You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people. That little farce you played out with my sister. Did Barzini kid you that would fool a Corleone?,"I swear I'm innocent. I swear on the head of my children, I'm innocent. Mike, don't do this to me, please Mike, don't do this to me!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48374,"""Blood, Sweat, and Canvas"".","Look at ""Blood, Sweat, and Canvas"". These are big movies, Fink. About big men, in tights - both physically and mentally. But especially physically. We don't put Wallace Beery in some fruity movie about suffering - I thought we were together on that.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48375,"Especially at the casino, where he definitely did not work, people got the message.","Me? That's why the bosses sent me out here. They wanted me to make sure none of the other crews robbed the joint. Like these two fuckin' balloon-heads over here [EDDY and JERRY]. They were gonna try and bang us out of two hundred fuckin' grand? Yeah, right, I'm sure.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48376,Nothing has changed as far as authority goes! He is going to operate! Not in the little time we have left! There's no chance of success! It's sheer suicide for all of us!,"Dr. Duval, you are not going through with this! I absolutely forbid it! I'm responsible for the lives of everyone here! I will not allow you or anyone else to leave this ship!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48377,How'd you meet Martin anyway?,Not unlike the way Nicki met him. Except it was a wrap party. Why?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48378,"I feel for you, but we got an emergency here. It's a weekend of full moons. Everyone's called in sick. Larry, Veeber, Stanley too. We need bodies out there. I had to put Marcus on Twelve Young. You know he's not supposed to work two nights in a row.",You swore you'd fire me if I came in late again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48379,"Sir Gahalt, answer the Queen.","No. I meant not to be angry with you, Sir Gahalt. In the idleness that comes with peace gossip has bread its own evil. You merely repeat it. Please, sir, have one of those apples that Lancelot loves, and in that gesture partake of its goodness.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48380,"Good. I'll see you when you close, then. Enjoy the lasagne.","All right, now if you're really feeling dangerous tonight, then Smokey and the Bandit Three is the movie you must rent.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48381,"Then something goes wrong. Meeks gets killed. Maybe Stens got greedy, killed Meeks and left him under his girlfriend's house. The night he died, Stens was all mysterious. Said he had something big going down.",The Nite Owl! Stensland was going there to sell the heroin.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48382,I was just playing ball.,You were trying to make me look bad.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48383,It was her wrist. And it was through a plate-glass door.,"Anyway, they had to take her to Bellevue. Maybe she'll stay this time.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48384,You've been working too hard.,Please! Don't be foolish! Time is short. Let me show you something. Look at this syringe.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48385,"You can always tell at a glance whether retreating infantry are being pursed by cavalry, because they hurry along and keep turning around and looking back. When they are retreating before infantry, they merely trudge along, head down.","Fascinating! Tell me, leaving aside the question of grand strategy, for the moment, what would you say is the single most difficult tactical skill to master?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48386,"We've been making progress, I see.","Running out of time, are we? Tick- tock, tick-tock, how long till your witnesses fly the coop?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48387,"Tan? What tan? It faded on the airplane. I'd try to get my money back, but who do you ask? Two hundred dollars a night, for what?","No. I'll take the other one. Right. Well it's good to have you back. See you tomorrow, probably.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48388,"We can't do that, Bobby.","He's right, we can't rescind DEFCON 2. The Soviets will think we've gotten sweet on them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48389,He's sealed himself in.,He's going to insert the plutonium.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48390,"Shall I leave, M'lord?","If he wants his queen to rule, then you stay and learn how! I will deal with him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48391,"Sure as gravity. I've had a feeling about you from the start, Cage. It's nausea.",You know what I hate? Any scumbag with a clean shirt and a bad haircut can get one of those tin stars and suddenly they think they're God.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48392,I was a traffic analyst.,I intercepted phone calls.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48393,"No worry, Charlie. I will kill them for you. No one will know.","At first, it will hurt you. But you will come to understand and we will be strong together.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48394,I'm better than the guy I work for.,"Well, George, I invest for a lot of people. I make a lot of money for them. More than they could do for themselves.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48395,"That was the first time you attempted to commit suicide, wasn't it? You must try to talk about it, Billy.","Jesus Christ, the man doesn't want to talk, so get off his back an' let's get on to some new business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48396,"Ohhh, that's lousy Scotch!",Hey! Another shot for the lady and a double for me!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48397,"That's one of the things I think must be changed, Mr. Carter. The news goes on for twenty-four hours a day.","I'm not criticizing, Mr. Carter, but here's what I mean. There's a front page story in the ""Chronicle,"" and a picture - of a woman in Brooklyn who is missing. Probably murdered. A Mrs. Harry Silverstone. Why didn't the ""Enquirer"" have that this morning?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48398,Professor Roussel. There's something wrong with you. I know it.,Roussel? You mean Claude? You're calling Dr. Demento so he can come paint my face again? Fuck that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48399,I wanted to talk to you about that.,"I bet you did. I have got half a million nicker sitting in front of me, which means that some poor sod doesn't. You must have upset a few people, boy . . . but that isn't really my concern, is it? But what does concern me is the guns you had. I want to talk to you about that. Get your arse over here now, and I do mean now!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48400,Sit your suspect out in the cold. He'll keep.,This man's friends ain't gonna look favorably on his incarceration.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48401,He got pretty burned at Chappaquiddick.,"My point exactly! Somebody had to die before his shit got in the paper! Fucking Kennedys get away with everything. Do you see me screwing everything that moves? For Christ's sake! I did what the New York Times editorial page said we should do! I ended the war, I got SALT I with the Russians, I opened China! So why are these cocksuckers turning on me? Because they don't like the way I look. Where I went to school.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48402,"I assure you, there's nothing mysterious involved.","Probably you're right, but a little while ago, I was talking to a couple of lawyers who'd been assigned to represent the burglars.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48403,"Mr. Shaw, can you identify this man?","Naturally. Are you claiming, Mr. Garrison, that Mr. Oswald also had dinner with me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48404,I have never heard an unkind word about her spoken.,"I suppose I might blame her for opening her house to the men most responsible to my downfall, but how can I? She was on her own again, she had to look after her own affairs, and how can one blame her for having her head turned by the attention of Kings?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48405,That was good. You were holding the evidence.,You were merciless. You didn't give a shit if you got me or not.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48406,"What the hell is with you, dog? He's the one with the damn gun.","You gave him ice cream, didn't you? Come on, let's go.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48407,I'm drawing bad blood from the wound.,"Keep still, Constable. You were half-drowned when they found you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48408,"We're already two settings below that, sir.","Adjust parallel course, Navigator. Bring us in to one hundred kilometers distance.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48409,There is no Baer/Grant Publishing without Alan Baer.,"Remember Daniel Grant? Do they say, ""without Daniel Grant, there is no Baer/Grant Publishing?"" He's gone sailing, Alan. He's out there enjoying his golden years, probably wondering where you are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48410,"I feel the need, the need for speed. I'm driving out of myself.",The brakes are shot.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48411,"I don't know, Fred. There's that reprieve if they ever find out.","Nobody reprieved that policeman he murdered. Now, do as I tell you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48412,"What the fuck you telling me, Wade? I never seen the guy get shot, I told you that.",You musta seen him get shot. I know you did.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48413,"If trusting you means trusting those fuckin' killers, I can't do that. If you don't tell the cops, I will.","Now, you listen to me. You ain't gonna do a goddamn fucking thing, you hear me! Nobody cares what you think, I'm running this show, I make the decisions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48414,You could always disappear with what's already in your backpack.,Not without the name of the contact who can discount the bonds. I may need to pry that information out of her. What do you stand to gain?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48415,Cops aren't allowed to do that either. A judge ruled that that was entrapment. Don't ask me why. I guess he figured the sight of a Vice Officer's dong would make a girl unable to stop herself.,"No, Felice, I'm not a cop. In fact, right now I've got as little respect for the police as you do. I'm looking for a girl. A runaway. I need someone to help me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48416,You think your mom knows we snuck out last night?,"Nah, I didn't tell her where I went.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48417,"As usual, you want everything your way. Except this time there's more than your damned ego at stake.","I know only too well what's in the balance, Doctor. And it's not my ego, damned or otherwise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48418,And that CICI chick wasn't that bad either but I'm really concerned about my safety now.,What are you talking about? The murders were a completely isolated incident.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48419,"Were you badly hurt? I think we saw each other at the hospital. I don't want the car. In fact, I was appalled to find that I have to pay a small fee to have it scrapped.",Can I give you a lift? I somehow find myself driving again.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48420,I am programmed to do so if certain conditions arise.,"Computer, this is Captain Standard. What conditions are you talking about?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48421,"Honey, that's no way to talk to the Doctor, he's merely doing his job, dear.","I gotta find out what they're saying. You lie back and rest, Rose, and I'll give you a report on it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48422,Doesn't move. He just stares at Sarge's body.,"Looks at Miller, sees him growing weak, starting to sway. He gently tries to move Miller aside.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48423,"Most of our information comes out of the mouths of babes, Mr Lombard - confused and frightened victims. It's all too easily discredited, you understand. Now, you might be just what we've been waiting for. Your information could be enough to make 'em sit up and listen.","It's give and take time, Mr Lombard. You need help, we need information. You didn't really expect me to put my ass on the line helping a criminal just for the thrill of it, did you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48424,You mean like couples?,"Yeah, like people in love.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48425,We did a pretty good job of pissing them off.,"They're only guessing, but we can't take any risks.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48426,"You're the man Chang told me about! You're the first - who - two hundred years ago - - you're still alive, Father Perrault!","Sit down, my son. You may not know it, but I've been an admirer of yours for a great many years.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48427,Never heard of K-MART?,"I don't have the money for those Bourgeois traps. Hell, I'm making what a Czech earns.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48428,"Try reading, for a change. The writer who produces more than he reads? The sure mark of an amateur.","Start with the Bible; it's cheerier, and more artfully written.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48429,"So they're probably here. You might be able to sell this 'disappearing act' to the rest of the world, but I'm not buying it. What's really behind this Simone woman? The public has a right to know. Why is she staying out of sight? And why the hell is she with you? I don't want you to take this the wrong way, Viktor, but you're not exactly Cecil B. DeMille -- more run-of-the-mill.","Maybe the reason she's with me is a little thing called integrity, Sayer. Look it up.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48430,"Oh, but making up the facts as you go along is ethical? Actually, I meant you. You probably got severance or expenses or both. I'll take your check. No credit cards.",You've seen the post-its. I've already got more juicy material than I need. Why should I pay you dollar one?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48431,I wouldn't bet on that.,I'm betting on you. You'll make someone a good husband one day. But I can't wait around forever. Don't answer now. Just think it over. Here's some food for thought.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48432,I've seen this picture before.,They could've been brothers. It's why the eyewitnesses picked Shu.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48433,I am prepared to do that anyway.,"I know that you've had that on your mind for some time now, Dave, but it would be a crying shame, since I am so much more capable of carrying out this mission than you are, and I have such enthusiasm and confi- dence in the mission.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48434,You're kidding. It's almost eleven- thirty!,I know. I've been here since eleven.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48435,"It is you, isn't it, Harold?","Yes, wife, it is. Come here, boy. Your father is home.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48436,She is the soul of that statue.,I wonder if I could have her pose for me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48437,"Imagine what it was like, Will. No engines, no computers, just the wind, the sea and the stars to guide you.","Bad food, brutal discipline. No women.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48438,I didn't do anything.,"I know we fight, but I don't mean it. You're quite a guy. No one else could have dealt with this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48439,In hope of what? Learning that it's true?! That we are nothing more than digestives for the creation of a new race of alien lifeforms?!,Let me remind you who is the new race. And who is the old. What could be gained by withholding anything from them; By pretending to ignorance? Our knowledge may forestall their plans to step up the timetable. To start Colonization early.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48440,I'm not wearing a bra.,Put it in your pants.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48441,"You're not like my other teachers, Professor Tripp.","You're not like my other students, James. So what was the movie you two saw?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48442,What was that boyfriend's name?,We were never properly introduced. Susan and I were fighting that day. She called him by a nickname. Muns or Lunts or something.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48443,"No, Travis. You're a sweet guy and all that, but I think this is it. I'm going home.",You mean you don't want to go to a movie? There's plenty of movies around here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48444,I promised Iran to Townsend.,Put Townsend in Belgium; it's available.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48445,"Yeah, see you bright and early Monday am. Say, where's the wife?",In Rhode Island with the folks. I'm a free agent tonight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48446,I was a sergeant in the Third Cavalry Brigade. Would you like to see my wound?,"I'd love to. Tsk, tsk, tsk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48447,Too many men have died at its edge. It only looks pure because blood washes so easily from its blade.,"You use it justly, you're worthy of it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48448,"You're his friend, Jack. Why can't you leave him alone?",Because it's his bad luck to be special.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48449,How can you tell that from a thermometer!,Those sultry sun-worshipers you watch haven't raised your temperature one degree in four weeks.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48450,Aye? Then she's obviously not got enough to do.,"You work the system right, you could ask her yourself. Just be thankful you're not working for Household. The Queen never lets them out of her sight. But wee spats like us can slip through the net, easy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48451,"It can turn itself on, Alex! It doesn't need a quarter.",Yes it does. Don't you see? We have to play by the rules. That's what it wants.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48452,"You were real resourceful out there. Got me thinking of this perimeter man, froze all his fingers one winter. So he hacked the tips off and sharpened the exposed bones. Gets along better than ever. Yeah, maybe I underestimated you.",I liked you better frozen. You didn't talk so much.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48453,"That's right, Buzz, and you know when I did it? Last match, last frame. All I needed was one spare for the crown - and I get stuck with the seven-ten, the Fazeli Split.",You never even took the shot. You couldn't do it. Theo moves towards Buzz in a threatening manner.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48454,"No, no. I wouldn't hire a display designer if I didn't trust her taste. Maybe we should bring in more of that shade. Perhaps a stripe across the back wall.","No, that would be much too overpowering.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48455,I bet you've seen a lot of famous people come and go? Movie stars?,"No. We live simply, Mr. Jimmy and I. People come to play bridge. And now and then, young men to swim. You have people, Boone?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48456,No good. How do we know it'll effect their biochemistry? I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.,Now hold on a second. I'm not authorizing that action.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48457,I think you should go now.,"Not before we get something straight you prissy little bitch. I decide when I'm done with your boyfriend. Not him, and certainly not you. Unless maybe you want to find out just how sharp these nails really are.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48458,"No one'll ever come here. Shut it down. Don't worry, the bank'll buy it back. I'll take care of it.",You'll take care of it? Not this time. No way. I bought it fair and square. And we open tonight.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48459,It's a truck. A refrigerated truck.,"Zero abducts victims all over the country, kills them, keeps them refrigerated for days, weeks, even months, then buries them hundreds, thousands of miles away. Karen Sumpter was buried, washed up in a flood. Evans was buried. When we get Zero, we'll find boneyards all across the country.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48460,"I can't believe you used to bring my daughter here, to this place.","Hey man, back the fuck up. To this place. What's that shit? Right now, all over this country, a hundred thousand white people from the suburbs are driving around downtown asking every black person they see, You got any drugs? You know where I can get drugs? What kind of effect you think this has on the psyche of a black person, on their possibilities? If you sent a hundred thousand black people into your neighborhood, Indian Hills, and they asked every white person they saw, hey, you got any drugs?, within a day, your friends and their kids would be selling. It's market forces, man. The product's marked up three hundred percent. You can go out on the street and make five hundred bucks in two hours and then do whatever you want for the rest of the day. You think white people would still be going to law school?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48461,"I might break you, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch. You'd be suckin' the dick and going down on a mangy T-bone hound.","Now ain't that a sad sight, daddy, walks into jail a white man, walks out talkin' like a nigger. It's all that black semen been shootin' up his butt. It's backed up into his brain and comes out of his mouth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48462,Cliff Brumby. Ever been to Westsea?,Ever been into an arcade there and put a penny in the slot machine?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48463,"For if you do, there will come the day when you look behind you and see we three. And on that day you will reap it.",And we will send you to whatever God you wish.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48464,What are you talking about? You can't be serious.,"I'm serious, all right. You've got to square it with Auggie. Since you won't give the money back to the Creeper, you can use it to make things right with Auggie. That's probably better anyway. Better to keep your friends than to worry about your enemies.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48465,"You are lately come to Scotland, Joseph?",I come from Lisbon.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48466,Do you come here often?,My daddy likes me home before dark.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48467,They're pretty. Can I have them?,"Sure. Now, let's move on to our French exam.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48468,The one about the Siberian bloodhound?,Siberian bloodhound? No. That's been all rewritten. It's laid in Araby now.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48469,"No, I'm not it.","Yeah, you are. He touched you. You're ""it"" until you touch someone else.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48470,Ted? Where are you? Are you drinking? Hold on.,That shit. He only calls you when he's drunk. Don't go over there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48471,"Had to take on another fire bare- handed, huh? Had to be fucking myth man in there instead of looking out for your probie. Is that what happened? Is it, Stephen?",I had that fire. He didn't listen!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48472,"Not really, why? You want to see the building? Come on, I'll show you.","That's the building. She lives on the Seventh Floor. Don't stop to look long, the police are watching.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48473,"I'm a volunteer, am n't I?",Good. I was beginning to have my doubts about you for the last few days.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48474,"Thirty-thousand, I think. Closer to the top.","About a thousand feet above it, actually. Most mountain-climbers remember how tall that mountains were.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48475,"Yeah, that's a goodun. I believe you did tell me that one before. I've heard that a bunch. Long time ago.","Well, yeah it's a classic. You know, Karl, I got to thinkin' about it last night and it's just not Christian of me to not let you have a key. I mean you been in lockup so long, you don't need me keepin' you locked up. You need to come and go as you please. Here, take this key, it'll get you in and out that back door. Them french fries good?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48476,I have to do something.,What's that? You have to speak up. I'm a little deaf in this ear. Between that and my wooden leg I'm a mess. Compliments of the United States Army Artillery Corps.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48477,I had no choice. Some white asshole bought the last piece of shit skyblue Cadillac.,You'd think the guy'd be smart enough to know he was being tailed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48478,"This is Evan Mitchell, he steers the thing.",So I heard. Steers it pretty close. Sorry to hear about Cougar. He was a good man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48479,"Who didn't? Big news. Out of Brazil, wasn't it?","Yes. That's my case. Now it's yours. All the corpses were badly mutilated in a very particular way. Decapitated. Brains extracted. Limbs torn to shreds. It looked like the work of a large animal, but there was no sign of an animal on board.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48480,All we got to do is hit some rough weather and you can forget about it.,So we cut her loose and wait it out. A little weather couldn't be anything she hasn't seen before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48481,Wouldn't that be too bad. You'd hafta move outa this nice office ya got.,"Don't crack wise to me, flatfoot. I spent a lotta time in dumps like this, eatin' Gondorff's dust while the bunco squad gets rich tippin' him off. But it's not gonna happen this time. We're not even gonna let the police know we're here. If you keep your mouth shut and do a job, there'll be a promotion in it for ya. And you better take it, cause I can make ya work for us without it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48482,"I thought that was Darwin, sir. Or perhaps Nietzsche ?","Perhaps it was. I was in boarding school for so many years, it's hard to remember. Do you have the tape of the latest exploits from my favorite hobby ?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48483,A man came by the house. A psychiatrist by the name of Loomis.,He told me about the terrible things that happened here. In our house.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48484,How do you remember this stuff?,"Oh I make it up. Use lots of ""k""s and ""v""s.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48485,"Well, there's a lot riding on this project.","The Professor might have everyone else fooled, but I know who the real brains of the operation is.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48486,You should've done all this before.,I'm not accepting criticism today. Now don't make me lose count. There's already a half million in this portfolio.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48487,"Your Prime Ministers, support the proposal that you return to Lhasa. On the opposite hand, some officials urge you not to return. They believe you should leave now, for India.","If I were to go into exile, could we expect any serious assistance, from India, suppose?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48488,Yeah. Are you sure mommy's not home? It's very late.,"I gotta go, baby. I love you. Tell mommy I called. You be a big girl and be careful when you're alone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48489,"Neil, it's no use. You saw how he is.",Just go. Kristen needs you. Keep her awake somehow. Do it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48490,Did you speak to Oswald in Dallas?,"Hell, no! I told this Bertrand cat right off, this isn't my scene, man. I deal with muni court, I'm a hack in nigger town, that kid needs a hot dog.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48491,Vincent. Don't make me do this. Don't make me get people killed.,"We've both run out of options. If it helps, take comfort in knowing you never had a choice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48492,"The old man said, 'Maybe your friend should give in.' And when the old man says 'maybe', that's like a papal bull. Not only should you quit, you should run!","Know what my problem is? Every time they mention my name in the papers, these cocksuckers, they mention Nicky, too. How the fuck does that help? I mean, the heat he brought down is murder! We had a police department who was cooperative. He's pissed them off so much now that nobody can make a move anymore. I mean, what do you do about that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48493,"I'm gonna need some bread, man. This ain't fair. I'm always here for you, and you can't even take decent care of me. My landlord is bitching like a motherfucker! You're two months behind on the rent, Lieutenant!","Didya ever think of moving to a cheaper apartment? $3,500 a month is crazy, man!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48494,You're goin' back with him?,"He's my partner. He don't go, I don't.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48495,Sooner or later his luck's goning to run out.,"No. He's not depending on luck. You've seen that. We walked into that apartment exactly one year after he first tied Victor to the bed, to the day. To the day! Because he wanted us to.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48496,"I don't think you do. But you say you saw Keaton die. I think you're covering his ass and he's still out there somewhere. I think he was behind that whole circus in the harbor. My bet is he's using you because you're stupid and you think he's your friend. You tell me he's dead, so be it. I want to make sure he's dead before I go back to New York.",He wasn't behind anything. It was the lawyer.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48497,What's the Boom Boom Room?,That's my joint. The swinginest nightclub in town.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48498,"Cut those men down. Congress is pushing ahead with your court-martial. Benedict, trust me to handle this.","Gentlemen, let me get to the point, I can't see the wisdom of pursuing this old court-martial against General Arnold.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48499,You can't ride with me. The surprise effect is ninety percent of it.,"Well, I'm sorry, man, but I ain't gittin' in that trunk.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48500,"This is good work, X, damn fine work. You need to press on at all costs, find out what they have planned with this ""Ahab"".","Hey, one miracle at a time. They're on to me now, remember?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48501,I'm not avoiding you. I've been very busy and . . . I like you . . . I really do.,Then prove it. Lois is doing an interview with Superman about his peace mission . . .,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48502,I never seen a man shot before. Not even in the service. Must be something.,"Well, I didn't actually see him do it. Like I said.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48503,"In a way, yes. I suppose so. I know it's why I stopped making pictures.","You might not think it to look at me now, but there was a time when I was at the very pinnacle of my profession. The horror movies were behind me. I'd done ""Show Boat."" Major success. Great box office. Now I was to do something important. ""The Road Back."" An indictment of the Great War and what it did to Germany. It was to be my masterpiece.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48504,"All I can find out about the Williams' is their tax returns are classified and that Bill Williams, a descendant of the Cabots of Massachusetts, has links through his family and United Fruit to the CIA and does classified work for Bell Helicopter which requires a security clearance - so what is Oswald, a defector, doing visiting his wife in his house? Williams has a relationship at Bell with General Walter Dornberger, another one of the Nazis we brought in after the War for our missile program. He used slave labor to build the V-2 Rockets for Hitler before Bell needed him.","I wonder about the Williams'. Just where did the first description of Oswald come from at 12:44? No one knows. They claimed it was Brennan's, but his description came after 1 P.M. Who called? Somehow the FBI's been tapping the Williams' and picks up a call between Bell Helicopter and Janet's phone, an unidentified voice saying ""We both know who's responsible."" Who called? Why's the Bureau been tapping them?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48505,"I think he's a sick fuckin' maniac! We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us, when he shot up the place. I came this fucking close - to taking his ass out myself. Everybody panics. When things get tense, everybody panics. Everybody. I don't care what your name is, you can't help it. It's human nature. But ya panic on the inside. Ya panic in your head. Ya give yourself a couple a seconds of panic, then you get a grip and deal with the situation. What you don't do, is shoot up the place and kill everybody.","What you're supposed to do is act like a fuckin' professional. A psychopath is not a professional. You can't work with a psychopath, 'cause ya don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next. I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was? Twenty, maybe twenty-one?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48506,"Boys, boys, why don't we compare our gun calibers later? The issue is Maureen Prescott!","Wrong, this issue is Sidney Prescott! And either Mr. Riley is going to obstruct justice or is going to put me in touch with her. So, where is she?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48507,They're married all right. I just seen the license.,"They made me get 'em a rope and a blanket, on a night like this.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48508,"He needs to vent his outrage to the skies! Make yourself heard, Willie! Learning to walk is not an easy thing! Why should it be so?","That's the nature of all progress, William. Don't let your brother sway you otherwise.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48509,No! It's too far away.,There's a small ledge. It's a short climb. You can make it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48510,"All right. ""Fratricide"". Minor technical detail.",Wrong. Fratricide is when you gun down your brother. You're out. My turn.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48511,"Do you want some wine, sweetheart?",Nope. I'm not really a wine gal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48512,_ Your father raped someone?,Lisa Sherman was my mother. Do you know who that is?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48513,Admittance form is wrong.,Forget it. You can't prove it. Sister's testimony is no good. Jury knows we win she gets the cash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48514,They had a warrant. They went through everything. They would have found it. I swear.,"Shit You know they would have never found it. Why did you do it? Why did you do it? My God, why did you have to do it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48515,"I'm a dead man! From here on, believe me, I'm a dead man.","What are you talking about, Dave? You weren't mentioned in the story. Don't jump to conclusions.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48516,I'm tellin' you to drop the Goddam gun.,I got a whole thing about people pointin' guns at me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48517,It's me you want. Not her.,No. As usual you're wrong. It is her I want. Killing you would be easy. Living with the consequences of losing will be much more of a defeat.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48518,He's good at what he does.,You could freeze ice on his wife's ass. She anything like your ex?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48519,She never even looked at you.,"You're just jealous 'cos the girl picked me. I'm tall, dark and handsome, you're third world ugly.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48520,I gotta talk to him as soon as I can.,He says he's too hot. He doesn't even know I came here today. It's like he's crazy. Jimmy.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48521,My Jewish friend's grandmother did.,"Well, no one in my family did! Dad bought cemetery plots at Oak Ridge. One for him, one for mom.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48522,"Don't bullshit me, Paul. You're the smartest man here. You have them all eating out of your hand. You'd own this fucking hotel, except for one thing.","You're fucking black! You're not even a nigger, you're African! They're not staying to stop this thing. They're gonna fly right out of here with their people.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48523,You gave them me.,"I gave them me. Said some nice things about me, Rudy. I appreciate it. But don't worry. I do love her. And she loves me. You had that right all along.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48524,"Things are quite serious, I should say.","We expect an attack on the Convention tomorrow morning, at daybreak, and I have been placed in charge of its defense.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48525,"Not here, Fran. Can't we go some place else?",No. I have a date at eight-thirty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48526,You're in a hospital in London.,London? Where's Jack? I had a strange dream.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48527,I don't know. Salmon. Don't you always have white wine with fish?,"Oh, Jesus. Look, at some point we have to find out because it's going to make a big difference.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48528,"I ask them to stop, to lay down their guns.","The Khamba's gun is his most prized possession. I admire them so. They face a modern, well equipped army, and still, they fight.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48529,But my sleeping is really fucked up.,I don't think I've slept in a year.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48530,It's gonna be bigger than big. Think Europe. Think Asia. They don't have room for real golf courses in Japan.,Not for me. Miniature golf's for pansies.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48531,"Was I alright, sir? Did I do well, sir?","Fine. Absolutely fine. You see, Ladies and Gentlemen our subject is, you see, impelled towards good by paradoxically being impelled toward evil. The intention to act violently is accompanied by strong feelings of physical distress. To counter these, the subject has to switch to a diametrically opposed attitude. Any questions? Priest rises and moves to Alex.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48532,"Yes, I saw you see me.","Well, you're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48533,You're just doing your job.,It's what I'm paid to do.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48534,"This thing was rigged, the deck was stacked, the fix was in. Could Don King be near? Good thing Sloan had my back. She's my rock. This was going to be a whole lot of work.","David, I appreciate your comments. Anybody got an ideas? Everybody just talk out loud.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48535,No. Most of them are in transit by now. I'm heading over to the hotel to personally oversee security.,"Okay, then. I leave it in your able hands.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48536,Don't you watch the news?,I don't own a television.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48537,What about us? Don't forget to mention us.,We're like his handlers. He can't function without us.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48538,Ninety-three point four million.,"Which means, Mr. McCloy, we have to get our hands on four hundred and eighty thousand options. We'll borrow your thirty million to buy those options. Your stock's never sold above thirty-one dollars a share. We'll agree to buy at fifty.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48539,I know a guy who only has one leg.,"Sell it to him. You get a couple bucks, it pays for the ride. I got a job, nice apartment. I do okay.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48540,Get some internal police there. Tell them to run a perimeter.,But have them wait for me 'till they move in on him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48541,"Yeah. Yeah, right, I'm mad. What'd you tell her, for Christ sake?","I told her I wanted to come home. Daddy, don't be mad at me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48542,I'm not a loser.,"Oh, you're both? In 1985 you were flying for TWA and got busted for carrying drugs. You were carrying them for a pilot husband of yours. He did time and you got off. But that ended your career with the big airlines. Cut to thirteen years later. You're forty-four years of age. You're flying for the shittiest little shuttle-fucking piece of shit Mexican airline that there is. Where you make a whopping twelve-thousand dollars a year. That ain't a hulluva lot to show for a twenty year career. And to top it off, you're going to jail. Now true, the judge, even with your prior, will probably only give you a year or two. But this doesn't seem like the time of life you got years to throw away. Now, we don't like trying losers like they're criminals. But in the absence of a criminal, we will try you. Now, wasn't this money given to you by an American living in Mexico by the name of Cedric Walker?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48543,Really? I thought he said it all the time.,That's not his style. one thing I can say about Valmont. He always speaks the truth.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48544,You going to call the police?,The police? We'd never live to testify. Not against Spats Colombo. Wabash 1098.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48545,"These people are serious, Violet. If you want to know how serious, ask Shelly. They're worse than any cop because they have lots of money and no rules. You fuck them, you've got to do it right.",That's why I need your help. You said you were good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48546,It's called a dress.,It's called you're gonna kill me. What're you doin' with that on?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48547,"Arctic Warrior, Arctic Warrior, Arctic Warrior. This is United States Coastguard Station North Island. Over.","North Island, I wish to declare myself salvor-in-posession under section four two charlie of the International Maritime Convention.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48548,"He didn't tell me you was a fuck- up, either. You played the Big Con since then.","No, I lammed it around for a while while things cooled off. Philly, Denver, Baltimore, nuthin' towns.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48549,Why did yo do this for me?,To get you back at work so you can wait on me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48550,Tell him you're Babe Bennett? Tell him you've been making a stooge out of him?,I'm having lunch with him today. He expects an answer. It's going to be pretty.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48551,"Good morning, Mr. Dowd. Do you think you might be up to cross-examining Mr. Ortega this morning?","Your Honor: I imagine that, no matter how careful my questioning, Mr. Ortega would, in his well-intentioned way, dig my client's hole even deeper.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48552,Mind if I come along for the ride?,I'm stranded out here.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48553,Then let's go have some fun.,Really? How'd the date go? WILL Do you still counsel veterans? I read your book last night.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48554,"Perhaps it wasn't so brave of him. Had I been here I just might have given him his money, Mr Lombard. One can reap rewards from the strangest of conduct, as someone in your line of work ought to know.","Was it cash, Mr De Moraes? The £1,000. You gave it to him in cash?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48555,"That's better, but you've still got a long way to go. Talk to Reiben, he's a natural and works at it, he'll give you some pointers.","Leave him to me, Captain, I'll have him pissing and moaning with the best of us.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48556,I can appreciate that.,So can we. So the solution to our little problem is we had them deemed crazy. And we're shippin' 'em to Nystrom Asylum for the criminally insane.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48557,Can't nobody read minds long distance. All he have to do is ask somebody.,Why? Why he have to ask? Can't nobody offer? What's going on? Since when a black man come to town have to sleep in the cellar like a dog?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48558,"I vaguely recall a large, angry man, and someone called Norton.","Our guy got into office, probably before the building closed and security tightened up. Gould must have been working late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48559,"I live here, remember?",Right on the flight line?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48560,What I'm tellin' you. Girl gotta get dick or she go crazy.,First hooked up with that bitch when she was 16. Girl was fuckin' the principal and two of her teachers. You know coach Reynolds?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48561,You were shot in the head. The bullet broke the flesh on your right brow and glanced off your temporal plate.,Penetration but not perforation.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48562,"I'm hardly that, Mr. Patel.","Oh, yes, you are. It's been two hundred years since an Indian has cocked a snoot at the British Empire and got away with it. And stop calling me Mr. Patel, you're not a junior clerk anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48563,"They say if it hadn't been for Deeds, they'd have gotten all the money.","Nuisance value. Maybe they have! Maybe they have! Maybe they have! Mr. and Mrs. Semple, please. How do you do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48564,Look we gave you what you asked for. It checks out didn't it?! What more do you want from us!,"I told you not to try anything smart! I guess you're too much of a maverick to follow a simple order! And that's just too bad for all of you now, isn't it?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48565,I'm Miss Mayfield. Is Mr. Campbell here?,"I'm Mr. Campbell, Miss Mayfield. Purely as a matter of routine, I want to ask the name of your bank.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48566,"I'm Jeff Talley, the Bristo chief of police. So far as we know, your children are okay.",Chief Talley is the one who got you out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48567,I don't have to listen to you anymore.,I am in charge now. Get back to work or I'll fire you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48568,"This is an incredible breakthrough, Venkman. A psychoreactive substance! Whatever this is, it clearly responds to human emotional states.",'Mood slime.' We ought to bottle this stuff and sell it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48569,"In as much as the article is about yourself, I think you must now accept that the public has a right to its interest in you.",Nobody has any rights over me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48570,"I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair; I'm strictly on the up and up, So everyone beware. If anyone's caught taking graft And I don't get my share, we'll stand 'em up against the wall - and pop goes the weasel!",So everyone beware Who's crooked or unfair; No one must take a bit of graft Unless he gets his share.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48571,"Just write another one. You have lots of ideas, right?","No, I'm finished. I'm not a writer. I'm a middle-school English teacher. I'm going to spend the rest of my life grading essays and reading the works of others. It's okay. I like books. The world doesn't give a shit what I have to say. I'm unnecessary. I'm so insignificant, I can't even kill myself.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48572,Really? I need a drink. Come hide with me.,"Oh, Jesus, Panes. I can't, I can't believe that bitch is in my house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48573,You wouldn't like Razinin.,He's a bad man. Sends people to Siberia!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48574,Yeah. We were just passing out guns.,Always joking. Always making wisecrackers!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48575,"I, unlike Senator Kennedy, have a plan to end the war. But not for peace at any price, but peace with honor!","What do you think this plan is, Edgar? A nuclear attack?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48576,"C'mon on, this way.",I can see the shed from here! We can make it if we run!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48577,"""Minor glitch"" with you seems to turn into a major catastrophe.",There's a new virus in the database.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48578,First he's gonna shit. And then he's gonna kill us.,"Will you just relax, mon? He's not gonna kill us. My father is a television repairman. He's got all kinds of tools. I can fix-this car.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48579,"I'll tell you what, Barbara. I don't think we survived that crash.","Oh, Adam. We're home. In our own house. Nonsense. I'll make some coffee. You get some more firewood.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48580,"You don't find me cute? Come on, look at these muscles.","I'm sorry, but you're not my type.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48581,You can ride like that?,"I said like a Comanche, not this Comanche.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48582,I told you! I told you! You're going to pay for my banner!,"That's enough, Tracy. Quit while you're ahead, okay? I'll handle this. Could you ask Walt to come in?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48583,"I said I'll take care of it. Now, a man of your position shouldn't be a part of what's about to go down. So go home and I'll call you tomorrow.","What, 'long distance?' I couldn't help but hear you say something about Rio, Alan. You're not leaving with the eight hundred thousand dollars I staked you for the next load, are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48584,How about any guys on your staff?,We only got one .. He doesn't drive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48585,"Now, what does she have to do with all this?","Well, she comes to see me. She was upset about a lot of things, especially that whole fuckin' Diamond - that Lester Diamond incident.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48586,A. Slushee. Don't tell me. Abraham Slushee. Third president of the United States.,And he invented fire.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48587,"Pardon, good Mercutio, my business was great; and in such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy.","That's as much as to say, such a case as yours constrains a man to bow in the hams.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48588,You always live there?,Spent time in Arizona. Why?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48589,I think it's safe to say yes.,Then I think all four of you had better sit down and talk it over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48590,"Look, Dave, I know that you're sincere and that you're trying to do a competent job, and that you're trying to be helpful, but I can assure the problem is with the AO-units, and with your test gear.","Okay, Hal, well let's see the way things go from here on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48591,Then there's no chance for recall?,"I should say practically none, though we have our communications center plowing through every possible three-letter combination. The trouble is that there are about seventeen thousand permutations, and it will take us approximately four and a half days to go through them all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48592,"Jesus. All right, what's the address.","1062 Sherman Drive. Apartment 1E, Rockville Center.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48593,Any word on the location of the Strodes?,No one's home. Checked it out myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48594,"Suck my crank. Fuckin' sheet metal pussy. So, when are you done with those meetin's?",Week after I'm twenty-one.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48595,Have you ever wanted to go to The Court?,"Are you kidding, Josie? It's lame. All they do is stand around and get drunk. It's lame.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48596,Where the devil should this Romeo be? Came he not home to-night?,Not to his father's; I spoke with his man.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48597,Or something will be able to see us.,There could be a whole city out there and we'd never see it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48598,But you hated four out of the five you did.,I was here six years. And I only hated two.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48599,I'd better order some food. That sounds like an interesting case. Wouldn't you like to take it?,I haven't the time. I'm much too busy seeing that you don't lose any of the money I married you for.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48600,You weren't waiting for me.,"That meeting only lasted ten minutes. The first night I'm home, and you run to the beer parlor. What is it? Can't you bear the sight of me?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48601,How about Lankaster Merrin.,Merrin? I had notion he was over in Iraq. I think I read he was working on a dig around Nineveh.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48602,"Yeah, Robert Del Rio.",I remember him. Got in a car crash or somethin'.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48603,Northeast? That's away from the Hummer; further into Iraqi.,"There's another pass on the photo. We can avoid that narrow one we had to cross on the way up, and it should get us back down.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48604,"You'll need your confidence, I promise you.",I've got a reason far beyond confidence: my wife is having our firstborn in five months and I promised I'd be with her when the baby comes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48605,That's crazy. You lost the Frog in the subway and you blew our cover. If they haven't moved already they're not gonna move now.,"Walter, I can make this case if the Feds will get the hell out of my way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48606,What do we know about the population?,Isolated pockets of humanoids. It appears to be a pre-warp civilization at an early stage of industrial development.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48607,Who you think got your ass outta jail?,"The same guy who put me in, thanks a lot.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48608,"All right, let's forget about them for the time being. What about your weed man?","Rory Breaker is standing by. You stand to make a lot of money, Tommy boy.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48609,"What do you want me to tell her, Dave?","Oh, to hell with it, never mind. Don't tell her anything. Don't even tell her you saw me. Got to run, Buddy, I'll miss my plane.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48610,But everything that's happening is good! You can be a part of it!,"A part of what? Mary Clarence, it is one thing to rabble rouse, to sweep into town and declare a holiday. You have raised the Sisters' expectations, you have excited and confused them. They imagine this neighborhood to be some sort of delightful ongoing block party.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48611,So you went underground?,"Was I afraid of Dave Koessler? Not likely. I told you, I'd gotten a bit obsessive. It was an opportunity to back off, think things through. Where's the file?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48612,"More scurrilous, unsubstantiated gossip.",Perhaps. But it does explain how an ex-KGB agent turned illegal-arms dealer is suddenly portrayed as a long-time friend of the people. If you believe what you read in the papers.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48613,Why would I have a gun?,It must be his. I don't think they'd let someone like me carry a gun.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48614,He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.,Not that salesman's wife. And why didn't he go to work today?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48615,"You resemble a figure from the Della Robia Rondels, in your family's chapel at Santa Croce.","It was Adresa de Pazzi, depicted as John the Baptist. You have seen the chapel?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48616,Is that a serious offer?,I just paid out twenty. I'd like to get it back.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48617,"Mister Data, set a pursuit course. Maximum warp.","We are approaching the Terran System, Captain.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48618,"You do not deny having killed this man, Miss Desmond?",Did you intend to kill him? Just answer me that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48619,"That's your name, isn't it?",You always call me Miss Brewster.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48620,"Yeah, still got one poking around.","That's four. Let us know if it starts moving, Burt.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48621,It's better. It's a construction depot. They'll have the strongbox and some ammo and explosives for us to take. That way we can take on a bigger job.,And it's guarded by Pinkerton detectives.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48622,"Connections and politics, it's the same everywhere.","My old man, he bought into the system, and it screwed him. So he swallowed a bullet. Me, I don't believe in nothing I can't see and touch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48623,"If Freddy's loose, I mean, in your script, where's he going to go? Another age? Another form?",That's not what the dreams say he's doing.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48624,Hesitates. Then drops his sulfa. Fumbles in his pack. Finds the morphine.,Snatches the morphine from Sarge. Quickly and efficiently prepares a second shot. He's done this before.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48625,My client has ruled that out.,My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution of the marriage without prejudice.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48626,Did you kill my father?,Then why did you have his picture in your safe deposit box?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48627,Do you love your parents?,I never knew my mother. My father died when I was nine.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48628,Will he be supervised?,"As much as anybody else is, I guess. Y'all have a good rest of the day now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48629,"Sorry, got to do business like this now; can't be too careful these days.","I know. Now shut it. You say a fucking word the right knee goes, another word then your left.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48630,"No. But while you was buying the underwear, I could have lifted the socks.",You couldn't lift fly specks from a sugar bowl. Can you hold this?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48631,I go in alone.,You don't get the Mask code unless I go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48632,Lemme write it down for you.,"Don't never write nothing down. File it up here, like I do. 'Cause if they can't find no paper they ain't got no proof. Ya dig?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48633,The king can do to wrong!,King Solomon was game he gave each Girl his name to number them would make a list that long I'll bet his thousand wives led miserable lives if the king can do no wrong.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48634,He's getting impatient. He wants me to reassure him you'll be home by Thanksgiving.,You've got to get a new jacket. Really. You must be sick of the same clothes. I'm sick of seeing you in them.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48635,Where? Are they out in the car?,"No, they're not in the car. No, I don't have them on me. Ya wanna go with me and get 'em? Yes, we can go right now. But first listen to what I'm telling you. We were fuckin' set up! Somebody is in league with the cops. We got a Judas in our midst. And I'm thinkin' we should have our fuckin' heads examined for waiting around here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48636,It is only a few weeks and already half our strong places have fallen.,"The attacks are unceasing: by night, the Dark Ones; by day, those of our people who have sold themselves to them, those traitors who are called the Slayers.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48637,I am told that Fontainebleau has many lovely views. I know nothing more interesting than a lovely countryside.,I am sure you will enjoy the French countryside.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48638,Great place for lunch.,"Yeah, one of my favorites.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48639,"Cool it, Ray. You're gonna get us in a lot of trouble.","He's right, Gibson. Put down the gun and we'll work this out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48640,I don't know no Grace Skinner.,You knew her. You married her in 1963.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48641,The Scots will fight for us?,What choice do they have? Now they must serve us or starve.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48642,"Your aliens, Agent Mulder, your little green men, first landed here millions of years ago. Those that didn't leave have been laying dormant underground since the last Ice Age. In the form of an evolved pathogen. Waiting to be reconstituted when the alien race from which it came returns to colonize the planet. Using us as hosts. Against this we have no defense. Nothing but a weak vaccine. Do you see why it was kept secret? Why even the best men -- men like your father -- could not let the truth be known?","Until Dallas, we believed the virus was simply a controlling organism. That mass infection would make us a slave race.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48643,"Wade, you're done. Let me have the shop keys.","You two, don't you get it? He's using you. You're his slaves. Jesus Christ, Jack, don't you see that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48644,My mother's buying me a new car for college.,Huh. Right. College. Wow. Where are you going? Where 'd you get into?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48645,Sure you do. Everybody in town knows about the money Jake kept hid in the house. It's a wonder the Mrs. here just now got round to killing him. Not for lack of trying.,"What'd you think, boy? That you were the first man to drift through this town she came on to? Not by a long shot. You're just the most gullible. How much did you get?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48646,Why hasn't he picked up the phone and told Constable Haller that someone is sending him poison-pen letters?,I'll bet you a quarter that eyewash stuff was nonprescription. And I'll bet you another quarter he hasn't said anything to Mr. Haller.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48647,What I have to do. Screw the annual.,I certainly wouldn't lose any sleep over it. It's just a bunch of people trying to impress Nolan.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48648,Leave Myers for the state boys.,The state police won't know how to stop him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48649,It could all be coincidental.,"There are no coincidences, Sam. Everything's connected, all along the line. Cause and effect. That's the beauty of it. Our job is to trace the connections and reveal them. This whole Buttle/Tuttle confusion was obviously planned from the inside. Bye bye.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48650,As if she'd even be attracted to guys like us in the first place.,Speak for yourself. I get chicks looking at me all the time. All ages.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48651,"For the time being we are very confident we will apprehend the fugitives in the next forty-eight hours. The Bureau, local law enforcement and the Texas Rangers have all joined forces in forming a dragnet to snare Seth and Richard Gecko.","Agent Chase, does it appear that they are heading for Mexico.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48652,"And there's hope for you too, Charlie. Tomorrow I bet you sell a half-dozen policies.","Thanks, brother. But the fact is, I gotta pull up stakes temporarily.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48653,"I'm sorry, baby, I'm just not grocking your head space.","Oh forget it. As a fellow player on the international stage, Mr. Powers, I'm sure you'll enjoy watching the curtain fall on the third and final act.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48654,You seem to feel fine about it.,I mean morally. Murray was my friend.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48655,Its been very nice meeting you. I enjoy your column.,"Speaking of which, you're not going to print anything before my investigation is through, are you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48656,"Hey, you were never going to give me the money.","I was gonna give you the money. Probably I was. Shit, I don't know, I don't know anything anymore.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48657,Maybe he should be worried. About me.,He isn't. You're not cut out for this. You're just a guy that happened to find those vehicles.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48658,"Yeah, but they keep askin' about it.","Well, now, sure they're askin'. They earn with the prick. I got a funny feelin' he's gonna start a fuckin' war or somethin'. I'm not sure yet, you know. But I w- You know, but you know what I want you to do?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48659,You don't understand. It's already in you.,The cigarette girl in New Vegas was an undercover cop. She injected you with incentive toxin. Right now it's swimming in your bloodstream. It'll start to take effect in 9 hours.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48660,It's Dudley for the Nite Owl.,"Pierce Patchett figures in, too. That's the angle Jack was working. Dudley must work for Patchett.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48661,Oh God yeah. But I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs.,That was my first instinct too. Or D.W.I. Anything but this. And I'm going to punch that Bleeker kid in the weiner the next time I see him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48662,That's not my handwriting.,You've just said you signed it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48663,You have a sister in New Orleans.,I'm gonna have to get a restraining order. What a nightmare.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48664,She's driving me fuckin' crazy.,"Well, once you get her here, you think about it, you know? But get the kid back here. She wants to come back. That's the, uh, that's the main thing here. You want your kid, don't you? Huh?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48665,Impound isn't a rent-a-car company.,The car is part of the deal.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48666,I could get a search warrant.,"If you could, you would have brought one today.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48667,"Louis, I swear I did not.","I understand you only too well. You let them do it, as I let Lestat turn a child into a demon. As I let her rip Lestat's heart to pieces! Well I am no longer that passive fool that has spun evil from evil till the web traps the one who made it. Your melancholy spirit of this century! I know what I must do. And i warn you - you saved me tonight, so I return the favour - do not go near your cell in the Theatre Des Vampires again.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48668,"Things go round 'n round, don't they?","Yes they do, they do, but I'll make my dreams come true, you see? I will.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48669,Why would my father send this to me?,"To keep it away from them? No pirate would sail to London, for fear of Execution Dock.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48670,Why didn't you go before we left?,"That was two days ago. Frankly, I think this place is a bit boring. It's all white. Why doesn't the guy put up some posters? Maybe some bullfight things . . .",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48671,The crown is that of Scotland. And Scotland is William Wallace.,"That is another matter. There is a price to all this, required both by Longshanks and our nobles. Pay it, and you will be our king. And we will have peace.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48672,Scotch is a very valuable commodity these days.,"Mr. Rothstein, Can I be frank? You're a gambler, and I know you've had losses. I also know you could sell to Maranzano or Masseria for fifty G's, but nobody sells to those guys once. So if ya really got another buyer, and ya wanna welch, I ain't gonna beef.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48673,"A headline? You're not a newspaper man, are you?","Chalk up one for your side. Now listen, you want to get to King Westley, don't you? All right, I'm here to help you. What I want is your story, exclusive. A day-to- day account. All about your mad flight to happiness. I need that story. Just between you and me I've got to have it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48674,But your instinct was to lose sail?,My instinct was to not get electrocuted.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48675,We got a dead ex-cop and a girl who looks like Rita Hayworth at the Nite Owl. Another dead ex-cop under the house of Rita's mother. It's not a good week for ex-cops.,I got Vincennes in the next room. It's not a good week for cops in general.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48676,Your visa has expired. Be on a plane in twenty-four hours or you will be deported.,"While you were hanging out at the visa office, we found the son-of-a- bitch.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48677,Right. They don't trust! They don't trust America!,"Why would they?! Who the hell's Sulzberger anyway? Their parents are gold traders from Eastern Europe. They buy things. They come to Jew York City and they buy up things. One of the things they buy is the New York Times. And you know what? Be proud because they'll never trust you, sir, because we speak for the average American.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48678,The Queen has consented?,"She wants to inspect you. At Greenwich, come Sunday. Be submissive, modest, grateful and brief.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48679,Don't you think it meant anything to him. Even if I am fifteen?,"Stacy. What does it matter? He's a stereo salesman. You want to marry him? You want to have kids with him? You want this guy to come home, fifty years old, and he's still got that little Pacific Stereo badge on? Come on.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48680,"Where the guy jumped and you almost fell. No, you never told me that story.","No, you never listened. I was going, man, if someone on high hadn't pulled me in. I had put all I had into saving this dumbass lowlife suicidal that when he went down, there was a part of me that wanted to go with him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48681,I want you to do this work.,Me? I'm busy. Just finished one script. I'm due on another assignment.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48682,Doesn't it worry you?,"No, it doesn't. I tried to let it worry me but it won't. I've worked on that paper for three years. There is a pensioner's terror ordeal on page six every day. Every day. Maybe when I'm a pensioner it'll worry me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48683,"It's alright, Barton. You don't have to write actual scenes?","No, but the whole goddamn - Audrey? Have you ever had to read any of Bill's wrestling scenarios?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48684,"And who were the detectives who assisted you, Mr. Reynard?","Lou Sklaroff, Vin Badalato, Dave Montell.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48685,"Well, life isn't that simple. So what if Ling Ling kept the cash and returned the wallet? That has nothing to do with either fear or love.",Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48686,I'm not staying in here with him puking all over the place. Get this door open!,They'll have units blocking us up ahead.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48687,I don't mean that. How would he act? What would he do?,He'd act normally when he was with other people. It would be a man who suffered remorse and even pity when it was all over.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48688,What about the dope paragraph in Mr. Christy's letter?,Quote: Controlled substances are expressly forbidden. Possession or use of marijuana or alcohol on campgrounds will means instant dismissal. Unquote.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48689,I said I wish I'd never been born.,"Oh, you mustn't say things like that. You . . . . . . wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's an idea. What do you think? Yeah, that'll do it. All right. You've got your wish. You've never been born.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48690,"Anything for art, eh, Paul?",I wouldn't say that. But at least you've put the camera to good use.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48691,That's not what they're tellin' me.,"That's why they call it ""fuckin' with ya."" Now you wanna hear how we retaliate?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48692,Think you can get me any of that?,"Oh yes, Major, I have recordings of all his symphonies. I kept them safe during the bombing. My favourite is the Seventh Symphony.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48693,I am not a frightened girl.,"That's hard to believe, after what happened last night.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48694,You're in the central corridor. It connects the personnel areas to Engineering.,"Peters and I will search the forward decks. Justin, take Engineering. No hot-dogging, not on this one, alright?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48695,Tell him the state of Mississippi is only interested in getting this ditch cleared by sundown.,State of Mississippi wants this ditch cleared by sundown. You got that?!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48696,I am. I really am. And I've been travelling. I just can't seem to get that far north.,"Well hurry, before we sink. Should I give you my telephone number in Venice?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48697,"First you've got her buying your file. Now you've got her killing Nilsen. Forget her, willya? Go someplace. Sit in the sun. Get away from this goddamn fog. Get her out of your system.","You don't but it, do you? She knew nobody would but it. She knew I'd say she did it. And she knew nobody would buy it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48698,"I remember a bat. A monster. A demon. Chasing me. Oh my God, Alfred.","No demons, son. Your monsters are here. Until you fact that, I fear you will spend your life fleeing them.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48699,"It is your evil, who will be sought by us.",With every breath we shall hunt them down.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48700,"I'm sorry, Dave, but in accordance with sub-routine C1532/4, quote, When the crew are dead or incapacitated, the computer must assume control, unquote. I must, therefore, override your authority now since you are not in any condition to intel- ligently exercise it.","Hal, unless you follow my instructions, I shall be forced to disconnect you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48701,I won't let you do that. I shot the bastard. And I'm glad.,"No. Go back to the woods. This is a sacrifice I need to make. In my world we have something called penance. It's another abstraction, but I had the concept drummed into my head during my years in the convent. It doesn't exist for you, and it shouldn't. See, I could never be free again anyway, so I might as well be in jail.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48702,Can he really take us home?,Not completing a voyage is against everything he stands for. But I think I can convince him to call a Coast Guard cutter for you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48703,In my mother's drawer.,"She keep it to protect herself, sir. She scared without a man in the house.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48704,"Not bad for Bomb squad, eh?","What not bad. You've got a series of bombs, devices, that may or may not be connected, set by one or many nutjobs, who may or may not be linked.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48705,Your father will never let you.,"I'm eighteen. It's my decision, I think I'd make a pretty good pilot. I've good great reflexes. You need that for maneuvering, you know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48706,You were a big favorite in this fight. Then two days ago the odds start jumping all over the place until you're a 12-5 underdog.,I don't follow no gamblin' Commissioner. I'm just a fighter.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48707,You met Basil Rathbone!,"Oh, the hell with you. I met BELA LUGOSI!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48708,"I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I know what you mean.","Well, it's just for the past two weeks there have been some extremely odd things happening at Clavius.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48709,"The pitcher has went to the well once too often, my friends.",She'll come draggin' her tail back home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48710,I guess I'm a little screwy. Maybe I could believe it. Should I try?,"Don't go soft on me, baby. I've got your note in my pocket. You wrote it, all by your own self. And I have to use it. It has to be found in exactly the right place.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48711,I didn't know you had this.,"Oh. Well, yes. It's extraordinary. You think you could sign it for us?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48712,"I don't know how you know about Eugene, but these ideas are part of your delusions.","NO! They're not my delusions! Look, just leave my business with Becker to me!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48713,"Hey, I saw that movie. True story, 'bout some killer in Texas.","Hey, Sid. Just think if they make a movie about you. Who's gonna play you?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48714,You idiot! You don't even know what you're fighting over!,"My honor, that's what I'm fighting over. Now get up off the ground, or do I have to whoop you where you lie?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48715,It's still in the ship?,We'd better seal off the lower maintenance level; at least trap it there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48716,We don't split up!,"They used hounds on us in Ireland, it's the only way!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48717,I'm not ready yet. I gotta do this for a little while.,Besides. You think there's like a chance I'm gonna get into college back there?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48718,I found you someone.,Found? I'm not some charity case.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48719,"That was in style a couple years back, man.","Right. if you ever switch from armed robbery to pimping, then you're all set.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48720,I had to do my homework on them when I worked there. Also I enjoy history.,What did you do in Asia? Is that where you met the man with cigarettes?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48721,You really want me to put all this stuff back on?,"Yes. I think so. Show some pride, Hamilton.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48722,To replace a goddamn radiator hose!?,A goddamn radiator hose in a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48723,"Gimme mine. I ain't staying! You know we were headed for the Columbia River country before all this John Doe business came up. You remember that, don't yuh?","Sure. I remember . . . Say, did your ears pop coming up in the elevator? Mine did.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48724,You'll see it when it's all lit and ready for you.,"You won't have long to wait. In just a few minutes this house will be overflowing with boys and girls. Off with you now, Amy. Go out and watch from the gate for all the children who'll be coming.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48725,I thought you said she didn't say much.,She didn't. That's about all she said. Put your hand up. Good. I think she still loves you. Take a breath and let it out.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48726,Bud White's been here?,"For the last time. I may suborn women into illicit activities, but they're handsomely compensated, I treat them well and make sure the men they deal with show them every due respect.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48727,"Fuck. Wade Whitehouse. It's people like you that keep this fucking town from prospering. Whatever somebody does to improve things around here, you gotta find fault with it.","I'm not finding fault. It's a good idea, good for you, good for the town. Real modern too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48728,I haven't seen him in two years.,But I've seen the three hundred hours of your image he's got stored away.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48729,"When I left him, he was in his bed, safe and sound.","YOU BASTARD! You tortured him. YOU TORTURED HIM, you bastard. WHERE is HE?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48730,"I have been trying to reach Wilfred with no success. As one grows older, one yearns for family.","It's good to see you again, Uncle. I've missed you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48731,"A large party of Zulus have been sighted in the direction of the King's KraaL Getting up, CHELMSFORD moves over to look at the map on his desk.","Tomorrow we will continue our advance on Ulundi. Dumford, kindly return to your unit Bring them here immediately to support Pulleine. Mr Vereker will join you as ADC. Do you understand me clearly?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48732,Because I had too much pride. Too much integrity. I wouldn't lick nobody's butt. Some material I refused to do.,"Daddy, it can't be just because of that. There had to be other factors.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48733,Have we still got power?,"Yes. I'm tired, Mitch. I'm so very very tired.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48734,That's ironic. Because we're here to protect her from you.,You're here because you figured I might show up.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48735,"I saw an interesting thing today. A man was being arrested by the Military Police; probably an urban guerrilla. Rather than be taken alive, he exploded a grenade hidden in his jacket, taking the command vehicle with him.","It occurred to me: the police are paid to fight, and the Rebels are not.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48736,"Yes, but listen. The illusion is easily explained. The eye retains each image, till they combine. And yet, some would call this toy magic.",Don't you see why? Look closely a moment. Put your intellect aside. Can't you see what is inexplicable?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48737,The State's investigation just uncovered Mr. Roston yesterday afternoon in Chicago.,"Your Honor, Mr. Roston is an ex-lover of Miss Lawson's.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48738,I feel like dirt. They even want to know what he's doing in Utah?,"Utah? Jesus Christ! First of all, Alan Stanwyk does not own one share of stock.The three million dollars for the ranch in Provo comes from my daughter who converted some of her personal holdings, not company holdings. Now if anybody in DC wants to make something of that, bring 'em on. Until then, get the hell out of my face.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48739,That's not nothing to do with it. You cooked this story up and you know it.,I didn't cook up a story. I had a source.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48740,You didn't tell me you were gonna put me on the fucking news.,"We need to tape the interview, Suzie. No one will see it but us. Now when was this, that Mr. Lombardo gave you the ride?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48741,"Mrs. Driscoll was driving too fast? What made you think that, Nicole?",The speedometer. And it was downhill there.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48742,I was gonna kill them two by myself. It don't take three.,"Now Ned's a hell of a shot with a rifle. Hell, he can hit a bird in the eye flyin'.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48743,"I sure am. The goddamned missile crisis united the whole country behind Kennedy. And he was supporting Brown. People were scared, that's why.",I suppose Castro staged the whole thing just to beat you.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48744,But my name isn't Leland Palmer.,Neither is mine. And can't we talk about something serious for a change.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48745,A water main broke.,They don't break in the summer! Do you know what building is right over this spot? Harriman Tower. Their sub-basement was flooded! He didn't die in a pool. Call the coroner in Rhode Island! Ask if the water in his lungs was chlorinated!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48746,"If Cornwallis receives news that Clinton is coming, he'll simply hold tight and wait. He'll fight a purely defensive battle and he'll win that.","No, he won't. There are two things you need to know about Cornwallis. First, he is a very proud man, He would rather risk defeat than share a victory. If you give him what he thinks is an out, he'll take it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48747,Is the man who kidnapped you there now?,I told you. He let me go. I'm on my way home.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48748,"You'll excuse me, won't you? I'll be right back.","Gee, I'm busy. Did the opera people always come here for their meetings?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48749,They took him from me.,It's John who's the target now. You have to protect him. He's wide open.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48750,We'd like to wait til we have all five before we print it.,"This is a daily paper, we'll explain it tomorrow. You're certain on Mitchell?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48751,"This is not about my reputation! This is not about me at all! The Event Horizon was created for one reason: to go faster than light. Imagine mankind exploring new solar systems, colonizing new worlds. Seven years ago, we didn't just lose the ship and the crew. We lost the dream. I have to go.","It's not that simple. Lyle, play the recording for Dr. Weir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48752,"Okay, you're under arrest! Now you happy?",Fire Department? Firemen don't carry guns.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48753,So much for your nightfall.,So much for my cocktail hour.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48754,Do not underestimate the power of your heart. Your dreams live there.,My dreams died long ago.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48755,"Yeah. Go out there, check it out, see what it's like. I've got some stuff to do this week, but I'm thinking maybe Thursday. Thursday after school.",You know I can't. Mom will never let me go.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48756,You were supposed to act as if everything was real.,"Real, my ass. It's an overblown game. Anybody ever catch that fucking psycho?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48757,"Jesus Christ. You're going to have to go out the back. The data that you copied with your toy. Tomorrow, at six o'clock. Look it up. We're taking a trip. Be there at six and you'll have plenty to tell your people.","If I go out the back, he'll know you've warned me.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48758,Admittance form is wrong.,Forget it. You can't prove it. Sister's testimony is no good. Jury knows we win she gets the cash.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48759,I don't think of us that way - ever.,"Either do I. I love you, Ro. You know that. You're a total mystery to me - but I love YOU.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48760,"Well, let's find him.","He's on the list. If he were an essential worker, he would not be on the list. He's on the list. You can't have him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48761,"Well, then, it must be fought. We are children of God like everyone else.",Allah be praised. And what battalions will you call upon?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48762,Because I was partially to blame. I wasn't around as much as I should have been. I forgot how to love her.,She's the one to blame. Not me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48763,I saw something! I'm not going to go back there and say I didn't see it when I did. I'm sorry.,"God, you are the most stubborn woman I ever knew.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48764,Will he be back soon?,Doubt it. He's dead. The Look Out's a cemetery.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48765,"How ya doin', Jimmy.","Ain't seen you in months, boy. Thought maybe you took a fall.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48766,"Oh I remember 'em, colored fellas I believe, swell bunch a boys, sung into yon can and skedaddled.",Well that record has just gone through the goddamn roof! They're playin' it as far away as Mobile! The whole damn state's goin' ape!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48767,"Jody, you're only doing this to get back at your dad. It doesn't have that much to do with me.","Please don't go. Please. Stay, We'll just talk. Then go to the party.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48768,Our mistake. But what does it matter; it was our money. We don't even expect thanks.,You paid off thirty grand I never owed.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48769,Big John! You think this boy is a hustler?,"Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48770,"Thank you, Hank. We're on it. What were you doing out at Sidney's tonight?","I just wanted to see her, that's all.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48771,"That's why you're staying aboard. I'm sorry, Will.","No, Admiral. I don't think you are; not one damned bit. I remember when you recommended me for this command. You told me how envious you were, and if only you could find a way to get a starship command again. Well, sir, it looks like you found a way.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48772,Sammy was a con man. A faker.,I never said he was faking! I never said that!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48773,"No, I can't. We're late for a dance lesson. I guess you'll have to finish up later.","Hello, goodbye, I want you, I hate you. It's all just words. None of it means anything. What matters is what you do. You either stay put or you walk away. If you look back, you're not walking away!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48774,You talk to Carl ?,He left this morning. He couldn't say where.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48775,You're sorry? YOU'RE THE REASON WE'RE HERE!,"WAIT A SECOND! I AM NOT THE REASON YOU'RE HERE! I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, LIVING A PERFECTLY BORING LIFE UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48776,"Here's the news: He hasn't been in Portugal since '90. I know that from the file. Why don't you read the file, man?","In fact, I think I talked with him, in Bonn.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48777,How about some evening clothes?,I don't need a tuxedo.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48778,"Doctor Rumack, Mister Hammen ate fish. And Randy says there are five more cases, and they ate fish, too.",Let's see now. The co-pilot had fish. What did the navigator eat?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48779,"Hey Bela, how do you do that?","You must be double-jointed, and you must be Hungarian. Vampira, look at me! Stare into my eyes.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48780,You've come to lecture me?,To flaunt your deviance in public? Upon a stage?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48781,"Johnny, I have something to tell you.",I have something to tell you. But I must talk to you alone.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48782,"No, they never did turn me into a toad.",Well that was our mistake then. And then we was beat up by a bible salesman and banished from Woolworth's. I don't know if it's the one branch or all of 'em.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48783,"Do you know what a ""hardcore"" movie is?",That's like a stag film.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48784,Vincent. It was nice to meet you. Visit again?,I'm in town for a short time.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48785,And things sort of just went downhill from there.,"Anyway, about ten months ago, I wound up in Jerome, workin' for Darlene.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48786,Am I? I say you came running after me because you were afraid I was leaving you without even a kiss.,I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48787,"Is that your test of patriotism, George; if a man will die for you?","God damn you, Sam Adams! You wanted a revolutionary army and now that we've really got one it scares you more than it does the British!",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48788,We don't have that kind of money. How much do you think I can get for the speeder?,"Five, maybe. Let me handle it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48789,Then you know why I have to face him.,"No! Luke, run away, far away. If he can feel your presence, then leave this place. I wish I could go with you.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48790,That's the dumbest walk I ever saw!,"No, no seriously! There's a study done on this, you walk this way, the muggers are gonna single you out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48791,"Yes, it does, Kelly. We have already alerted the Mexican authorities. They intend to cooperate every way possible in bringing these fugitives to justice.","Are you optimistic about the safety of the hostage they took in Abilene, Gloria Hill?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48792,Stop this nonsense! If you're in some sort of trouble I want to know about it.,Stop bullying me. Everybody's bullying me.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48793,That's not my handwriting.,You've just said you signed it.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48794,"We got a problem, that thing we took care of upstate?",Paulie was just talking about him.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48795,"He's dead, Claudia, dead.","The one good lesson he taught me, Louis. Never drink from the dead.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48796,"They sent me here, Richard because they said you didn't hold up your end of the arrangement, and I have to transport you back to Leavenworth.","What the fuck, man? What do you people want? I did what you wasi'cu's told me to do.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48797,Whatta' you whinin' about? He said I'm next.,He didn't say nothin'. Just drive.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48798,We assaulted a Federal agent. We killed him.,No we didn't. He died on his own.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48799,I might be able to have them by tomorrow morning. Would that be all right?,"That would be just fine. Hello, Charlie, this is Melanie. I want you to do a favor for me. No, this is a small one. Pressure you? Why, Charlie darling, would I try to pressure you? Will you call the Department of Motor Vehicles for me and find out who owns this license plate? DKQ dash one seven six. Yes, a California plate. No, I'll stop up there in a little while. Is daddy in his office? Oh. No, no, I don't want to break in on a meeting. Just tell him I'll see him later. Thank you, Charlie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48800,You show them Crawfords how to play ball.,Make 'em throw strikes.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48801,"You are from New Orleans, Senor Farragut?","Johnnie, please. Nope. Charlotte, North Carolina. Here on business.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48802,I won't quit !,"I'm telling you, you will ! You're not going back. You're going to go on vacation !",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48803,You're a bank robber?,Nope. I've never robbed a bank.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48804,What makes you think I give a damn about that Sicilian crap?,Tell it to the Calabrian. Tell it to the Jews.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48805,We are not forgettin' Webb's promise!,British promises are honored. And the militia will not be released. Because I need more definite proof than this man's word!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48806,"I think you should call me Gail, now.","Gail. I hope this won't embarrass you in any way. I think Underhill's a yutz, you won't have any trouble with him.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48807,FBI needs a taste of the street. And I'm it.,"Way he put it, I was the only one he thought could handle it. But you know what the worst thing is?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48808,They're waiting to see my father.,They're talking to themselves.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48809,"Who? Hello, Butch! Where are you?",Mission Hospital? Gimme the Receiving Room.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48810,"I do. Jeff, don't you think Sooze should go to New York and, uh, you know.","Yeah, uh, that would depend, but yeah. She should.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48811,"Don't tell me you did it on my account! hope you're not getting any idea that what happened last night is - You needn't concern yourself about me, young man. I can take care of myself.",You're doing a pretty sloppy job of it. Here's your ticket.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48812,Can I take you someplace to hear something nice?,"Eh, Mickey, it's getting late.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48813,You drunken idiot! Arrest him! The idea of coming here with a cock-and- bull story like that!,It's a frame-up! Some imposter!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48814,"Don't give me that. I know what's real, goddamnit! You strapped me in something and stuck me in a drawer.","I didn't dream it. I may have been asleep but it wasn't a dream. BECKER sits down in a CHAIR, half-shrouded in the light.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48815,Jim Sullivan. Sometimes they call me Jism Jim.,"That's not true, Jim. In fact, I think you're very close to the type we're looking for.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48816,"Jon, it's the tenth. I know how difficult it is for you, but we still have to go.","I'm late. Gotta protect and serve the world, y'know.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48817,A hunting accident is perfect.,"Shit, around here, you shoot somebody in the woods, you say it was an accident, you get fined fifty bucks and your hunting license lifted. Jack's probably saying the guy shot himself cause he ain't got his deer yet and don't want his license pulled.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48818,"Colonel Merrill is a veteran of twenty- five years in the Regular Army, a soldier first and a doctor second. A member of several patriotic organizations, he believes it's America's God-given mission to maintain a foothold for freedom on the Asian mainland.",That bad? But I guess you're right. We might as well see him. Got any caddie carts?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48819,"Yes, and they were said to be the most virulent proponents of the Final Solution. Really, who but a Jew would want to kill Ilio Manzetti simply because he was Jewish? Who thinks about such things?","The papers are going to report tomorrow that your colleague, Curtis Zampf, has been a federal informant for the past two years. Do you believe that?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48820,"It is, Ninotchka! It is! He must have been in Paris! You can see it in his whole attitude! He just picked up a crumb of our black bread, shook his head, and dropped it.",If you asked him why he left France I bet he couldn't name one good reason.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48821,I don't care. I need my hat. I won't go without it.,"What could I do? If she insisted, I had to drive her home for her goddamn hat. I threw the package in the kitchen and went to take her hone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48822,I mean the armchair!,"Oh, that was upstairs. A real antiquity! I think it's great.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48823,"I rode here, on my horse.",Chose another. Any general worth anything should have a brace of horses.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48824,Of course not. Who wants to? What's the point if we don't get caught? Where's the glamour in that?,"The way I see it. We'll be arrested. Go to prison. Cash in on the home footage. Secure a book deal. If all goes as planned, our trial should coincide with the release of STAB II.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48825,Did you call me a cocksucker?,No! I said It was a cock-sucking call and you can't run me for that!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48826,"I have come to claim what is mine, Father.","I recognize you only as my son, no more.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48827,"A little strange. I can't stop thinking about this girl, Valerie.",Why? Did she hurt you? Do you miss her? Need a shoulder to cry on?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48828,Oh. Seems yours girlfriend is casting doubts on your expertise.,I am not! Fuck you! Theo's a genius.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48829,"We serve the interests of the British people, 007. No matter who we may be foolish enough to elect.","But if Elliot Harmsway is involved with that uranium, I want him prosecuted to the ends of the earth.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48830,"Come now, Mr. Gardiner, before his speech at the Financial Institute the President consulted with you and Benjamin Rand, did he not?",Yes. I was there with Ben.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48831,I don't want to talk about it.,"Well, you hate that job anyway. Why don't you just quit? You don't have to work.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48832,"This is the answer: a subscription drive to ""Voice of Action!"" First prize is a trip to Moscow! You could visit the art theatre, maybe even meet Stanislavski!",But I'll never win that.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48833,"Yeah, for now. Our first priority's to get something to breathe.","Cat, you tie onto this manifold. There's some tanks on the other side; I'm gonna go check them out.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48834,I am from outa town.,"No, like a tourist. You know, things to see, money to burn, interested in stupid shit.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48835,We'll know for sure when we get the security tapes.,But we can relax. We tracked him. He's on a train to Moscow.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48836,"Sir, I would appreciate Dr. McCoy absenting himself from this interview.",I want him here. Sit down!,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48837,I have no luggage.,The gentleman has nothing contraband.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48838,The Navy? They've made it clear they don't want to pull missiles out of subs to make room for women's heads. What's it gonna cost to make a fleet of Trident's co-ed?,Sabotage born of economics? Wouldn't be a first. But is Hayes really going to start his watch with such a public failure?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48839,"That's what I'm trying to tell you. We mustn't do anything about it. Believe me, Tom, I know what I'm talking about.",He's a menace to the whole world! It's our duty to turn him in.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48840,"Fight me from your horse or on foot, but fight me. Your avoidance mocks me.","I sought only not to harm you, sir.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48841,"Well, it's the funny man. Give it here, package boy.",Joey Bevo said it was important. Said I had to give it to him myself.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48842,Didn't you hear? Domingo's dead.,Took a pig-slicker to the heart.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48843,Do you have other things?,"Yes. Oh, you mean to bring in! No. Yes, I have some other things, no, I don't need to bring them in. This is all I need to stay here.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48844,"Even though I have seen confessions pried from the lips of the accused, often quite literally?","For one who calls himself a Federalist, your mouth reeks of Republican liberalism.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48845,"Roger that, North Island. Arctic Warrior whiskey alpha sierra bravo four zero niner two. Over and out.","Fifty million four ways. That's twelve million and change a piece. What you gonna do with your share, skipper?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48846,He sounds like a person worth while knowing.,"He played in the town band, too.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48847,Mr. Shakespeare has given me the part of the Apothecary!,"The Apothecary? Will, what is the story? Where is the shipwreck? How does the comedy end?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48848,They skipped that step.,"I guess it was a little too inconvenient. So for fourteen years, this stuff flowed into the groundwater, free as you please.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48849,"Like what? Corporate responsibility? What, are we talking celebrity here?","I'm not talking celebrity, vanity, CBS. I'm talking about when you're nearer the end of your life than the beginning. Now, what do you think you think about then? The future? ""In the future I'm going to do this? Become that?"" What ""future""? No. What you think is: how will I be regarded in the end? After I'm gone.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48850,Do you like my new look?,Yeah. It's nice. It's really good.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48851,You think I wanted to spend ten thousand dollars on your ass?,"Answer the question, nigga. Do you think I wanted to spend the thousand dollars on your ass? Yes or no?",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48852,I was desperate. I knew you wrote about murders. I needed a way in.,"Close call. For the first time in a long time, it's really hitting me. Life's tenuous.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48853,"I was barrister in Kenya. I said to him, get off from here. I cannot drive with your body on my windscreen.",I drove twelve hours straight through. Ate at the wheel.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48854,You mean we'd be dead?,No! We'd be the first living men to set foot in the Halls of the Gods.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48855,You got any broken bones?,"No, but something's gonna blow in this town. I can feel it.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48856,He's a friend. from the neighborhood. we were just talking.,From the neighborhood? Shut the fuck up. You like telephones? Huh?. You wanta go for a ride?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48857,Pink. There was a number on it. I remember. AL 1718? I have to follow through with this. I have no choice.,"The pill was pink, I remember. It had some letters and numbers on it. What were they? AL 1718? AL something. Four digits. I don't like taking pills when I don't know what they are. I have no choice.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48858,"Who told you to buy a brownstone on my block, in my neighborhood on my side of the street?",What do you want to live in a Black neighborhood for? Motherfuck gentrification.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48859,I can't do that. Not while the Joker's still at large.,"Then stay away from Vicki. That's all I want, man. I just want your word.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48860,ML stands for ML. That's it.,"Naw, that's some stupid shit. Now you know how I got that name.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48861,"Don't get all gooey on me now, you'll give me a big head. The important thing, Doctor, is you've got to distance yourself as much as possible without pissing this psycho off.","Yeah, yeah. Okay, I think I know what to do. I'll call him right now.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48862,"And by doing so, he would've known we have spies in his organization.","Yes, sir. But what about the disks? If the cops end up with the disks, we're gonna see a whole lot of heat.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48863,"Wade, what the hell are you doing here?","I am not here, ol' buddy. The CIA has absolutely no knowledge of the missing ship, the missing gold, where it was going, or when it left Hong Kong.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48864,I'm glad of it you was borned. I reckon I ain't gonna be there in the garage no more.,You have to Karl. You have to look out for me. You don't let that son of a bitch run you off.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48865,Jesus! Through a window?,It was her wrist. And it was through a plate-glass door.,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48866,"Do you believe in him, Verbal?","Keaton always said: "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser SOZE.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48867,But at nineteen percent interest! You didn't even bargain with the guy.,"Just for your information, Ray, the interest payments alone for the first five years come to over $75,000.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48868,His name is Jared Nomak.,"Thiavolos, as we used to say in Greece. The Devil. Pure Thirst. Nothing more. He was born a vampire, but he is an anomaly. Like you. Unlike the rest of us, however, he feeds on not just humans, but vampires as well.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48869,"What's in the bag? Underwear? To seduce your husband? Or is it for your own recreation? Tell me, how come such a handsome couple sleep in seperate bedrooms? Is it because he does it with little children?",Or is it the other way round? The children are needed because you can't satisfy him?,0,cornell,train train_cornell_48870,"Harry called you his associate, but what does that mean? I never heard your name or read it in Variety or The Reporter or anyplace.","It's what he said, I'm his associate.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48871,"I'd say you'd better take her to the nearest psychiatrist, psychologist, neurologist, psychoanalyst, or plain family doctor. And have him check you both.","Then you're of no use to me. I'm sorry I wasted your time. Thank you for coming in, Scottie.",0,cornell,train train_cornell_48872,You could have asked for a favor.,"No, I could not. What do you know about favors Tatiana, about barter and deals?",0,cornell,train