diff --git "a/spolin-valid.csv" "b/spolin-valid.csv" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/spolin-valid.csv" @@ -0,0 +1,2001 @@ +idx,prompt,response,label,source,split +valid_spont_0,"Alright, guys. Let's get into some more white history.",Are you sure we can stay for this? I know I've got some white people in my family somewhere.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_1,"Alright, pull up that plate so I can take a picture.","Sorry, the coleslaw is definitely giving off a lot of glare.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_2,I guess that's why you wanted to invest in a civil war reenactment company.,Of course it is. That's classic sociopathy. ,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_3,"If you buy three pills, you get a churro.","Oh, great! Then I can have something to barf up.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_4,"Growing up, everyone told me I looked like an accountant. They just said oh, good luck counting numbers, nerd. And hey, why don't you crunch this report with numbers on it, nerd. I said ""I don't look like an accountant. I can be anything I want."" And that's why I started saying man a lot and doing comedy.","And the long hair just above the shoulders, what a look for a man. A timeless look.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_5,The stadium has walls. We don't need more walls.,"No, it's not a mart of walls. It's short for Walton, Sam Walton.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_6,Does this map look homemade to you?,"Yeah, it looks like someone without a grasp of English drew it. ",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_7,Mostly I've been engaging in impromptu businesses since high school.,"So, you just impulsively get jobs?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_8,"Not many of us leave Country, so I'm kind of a pioneer of my people. I just wanted a more interesting life.",That's exactly why I'm here.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_9,So you're a regular glasses-wearer then.,That's right. How do these look?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_10,"Oh, the apples of my eye. What do you have for Mommy?",We have apples of the earth. These are potatoes and this is a Satan joke book.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_11,"I just saw a big house and I thought ""well, people live in houses"" and then I saw a sign that you needed a typist.","Ana, you sound smart. You'll run my business.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_12,I feel like I could have given Hamilton another standing ovation.,I want to see it again and again and buy all the soundtracks.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_13,"Ladies, where are your eye patches? You represent the school.",Let me put it on real quick. I have no depth perception.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_14,"You guts seem to know that story very specifically for it being so long ago, probably before you were born.","Well, you learn Universal Studios behind the scenes lore if you work here long enough.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_15,We've got about 2:18 until showtime.,"Thank you, Gordon. Gordon gives us a call about every minute. He's really on top of things.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_16,I heard the Paul DeGaul painting was stolen from a local museum.,"Well, I also heard that baby birds are larger than their parents at birth. But, that's not true.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_17,"I never said you were an idiot, Catalina. you're very aggressive today.","Sorry, I'm just really pumped up for spring.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_18,Who is he talking to? His mouth's moving. What's he even saying?,I got an idea. He's probably thinking of the next big business move he's going to make for this company.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_19,Excuse me. My friend has a herniated disk. I know I'm probably not supposed to be back here near all this machinery.,You're really not. This is like an employees only area.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_20,I remember hearing about that. His PowerPoint was so boring he slit his own throat.,You know how long it took me to sweep up that blood?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_21,Do you have any hats?,I have a trunk full of dumb fedoras.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_22,Chuck has been rolling on all of this the whole time. We have proof. Chuck proved the quantum leap quandaries.,"Chuck, you've cracked the QLQs wide open. They've just been theoretical up to this point.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_23,"Good news, my wife in Lebanon passed.","Oh, my God! You should have said great news! Now, we can get married.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_24,I went to the Yngwie Malmsteen and forgot to wear my scarf.,OK. Were there any other people around you that were sick? Were there people that seemed to be lying on the ground and weren't moving anymore?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_25,"It's OK, because I'm not your neighbor. I'm really from another place. Don't you see how I just changed my accent?",And your face is peeling away a little bit. I can see that now. Who are you?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_26,I'm just fresh out of office and I like to walk around saving lives because I just saw Batman Forever and I figured I can contribute to that conversation.,"Well, thank you for pulling me out of that sewer grate.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_27,"Here it is mama, here you go.",Oh thank you dear. I got the the vomit-proof poncho I ordered online!,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_28,"Are you sending carbon dioxide down here, captain?","Does it matter if we're all ghosts? We'll all be those horrible, like, Ted Danson in Creep Show ghosts.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_29,"When I am an adult, I am going work along side dogs and I'll treat them as equals.",You can be anything you want to be. That is what we teach here in Croatia.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_30,"The guy, he seemed very confused and he was taking the money out of his own pockets and throwing it around. I do not know that you needed to snap his neck. We probably could have let him just wander down the street and just pick up the money off the ground.","OK. Note taken. I'm not crazy about your space work. We're trying to attract gentlemen of great means, whereas your huge hat makes you look like a muskateer.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_31,She closed the door and made the door closing sound with her mouth at the same time.,Just so you knew I meant business. You're not going anywhere. You're going to stop terrorizing this town.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_32,I hear the crowd. They're very quiet though.,"Yes, well, it's very polite. This is Great Britain.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_33,"If you're offering, we both would like you to take one of those waffles and then take the cherries and the whipped cream and make it look like a face because we're both so lonely for a man's love and will make out with any breakfast you bring out here. But, ideally, waffles.",I'll be that waffle face to make out with you.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_34,Are you sure you don't want to sleep here tonight? It really wouldn't be a problem if you did.,"Yeah, I'm just going to go strike out on my own, make my way out of Ohio, and see the country. I need to experience what life has to offer. I'm really going to miss you.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_35,"I don't know about this, Calisto, I'm scared.","Calista, stop being such a a bully.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_36,"The oven's not working, but the boiler is working. We had boiled bagels and a man named Hank Thompson came in and offered to sell them for us.",Hank Thompson? I've heard of him. ,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_37,"Well, honey. I can't graduate from the scar you gave me. I wish I could, but I can't. Do you want to see it again?","You show it to me every Monday, mom.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_38,Have you ever tried this? Where you sing into an open dryer.,"OK, you're talking about reverb. Nathan, I don't have a dryer.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_39,I mean with everything that's going on out there it makes sense. I can't blame anyone for coming in. I just didn't expect to have other people here in the panic room.,"Don't worry, I know how to make myself useful. No idle hands; that's the devil's workshop.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_40,We gotta thing backstage and it's weird. I hate to trouble ya.,Gort. It's OK. We're sorry for making you feel like you're troubling us.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_41,I went to the store and bought some frozen waffles.,"Alright, I mean, that's fine. I was kinda having a hankering for something something more substantial.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_42,What're you guys making the most money off of right now?,Napkins. We started to charge because everybody wants to take them.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_43,"This is marvelous, well look at this.",Wow. The ceilings have so many windows in them.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_44,Is there any food on this bus?,I have some cheese if you want it.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_45,"I'm so sorry, my hearing is gone because of the clippers.","That's OK. A lifetime of cutting hair, that would just blow your ears out.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_46,"First of all, my colleague Duke does not owe you an explanation about my breath. Secondly, yes, it's Pirate's Booty. I'm trying to eat healthier. I used to eat Frito's.","All of this food talk is making me so hungry, dad.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_47,"I just want you to be happy, Ranch. Whatever that means.",We've truly become man and woman. I'm boiling with rage and you're using passive aggressiveness on me.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_48,Are you asking for my badge? Are you asking for my gun?,"Yes, Craig. You are without a doubt the most awful spy I have ever worked with.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_49,This is rubber band. Holds together bills.,It's responding to your son's calls. I'm sorry. I believe that is a tapeworm.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_50,"You're having an allergic reaction to shellfish, yet you're still speaking. That's good.",Can you help him? Please? I love this man.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_51,It's just a bunch of interchangeable syllables.,"Yeah, it's weird. Sorry if that hurts your feelings.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_52,"I think she just wanted a friend, and maybe if you'd been listening harder to the answers you wouldn't have had to give her your money.","I guess I just really focused on the ""this is a stickup"" statement.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_53,We're only two hours in.,"Yeah, and they promise this to be a six-hour production.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_54,What? Let her take it? She looks like she has feet for hands!,"Elephants have feet for hands, and you didn't have a problem with them.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_55,Do you have any single friends that are looking to get with a guy?,"Actually, I do have a very single friend. She's extremely single.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_56,"It'll chase people out the door so we can have the world's fair. But also not have all the people of the earth, collapsing on the sidewalk.",Or on our very thin floors. That's a good idea.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_57,"Just to be clear we are on the same page. This rutabega farm is a farm where people can be rude to Lou Bega, composer of ""Mambo No 5"".",I've seen it and I love the idea. ,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_58,It's a huge party out there. Is that a hearse?,It's several hearses.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_59,"OK, sweetie. Mac and cheese will be ready in ten.","Make sure those ribs are ready, too.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_60,That's right. All of us got the same exact tattoo.,"I got mine on my elbow, the most painful place.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_61,"Jerry's still alive, good.",Well of course he's alive. I'm keeping him well nourished.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_62,"Mrs. Polly, as you see, if they binder is positioned just right, you can see there that he's just sleeping. He's not crying, though.","He looks like he's resting peacefully. This is upsetting. Look, I didn't start my illustrious career doing mostly light reality television shows to change the world. To have employees resting this easily, he must not be working hard enough.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_63,"OK, I'm just typing. Oh, there it is. Oh, it says here that you have a couple movies out.",Just put the late fees on our corporate account and we're all good.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_64,"Did you see Back to the Future, where he starts disappearing from the picture with his siblings?",Is that the one in the wild west?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_65,Felicity's going to figure it out sooner or later.,"Yeah, when everyone else is going through puberty.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_66,All y'all sell are big screen shells full of chips.,This one is jalapeno cheddar Cheetos.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_67,This is so exciting. I can't believe our story was made into a major motion picture.,"They didn't let my character talk a lot, at all.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_68,Is Willow the Whisp like a ghost?,"Yeah, it's like a ball of light that floats along and lures people over to the Mars.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_69,"Mom, I was taking a bath and I didn't sink.","Oh, well I guess it's time we had that talk. You're a very special girl, Elizabeth.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_70,"Hey, you're a boy.","I'm more of a mannish boy, though. I'm seventeen but I look five years older than I actually am. It runs in my family.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_71,It's lonely on this road. I'm going to fall asleep at the wheel at this rate. I'm so sleepy. Who do I see up in the distance?,"Hi, old timer. Thanks for stopping for me.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_72,"Oh, mama! There's blood on you're chin.",Oh that blood? That's always been there.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_73,I have some vodka and a match. Is that going to work for pyrotechnics?,I also have a can of hair spray.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_74,"Now that we finally gathered the entire cast of The Net for a reunion, I think it's time we disbanded the reunion and never see each other again.","When you think about it, it makes no sense that a cast and crew of a movie meets every year for many years after the movie was released.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_75,It happens at least once a week that someone throws water in my face.,Have you ever thought or considered that maybe you'er asking to have water thrown in your face?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_76,Maybe I should have worn trousers. This is just one of those blasted dresses that just attract so much attention.,"Those ankles look mighty strong, ma'am.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_77,We could lock these children in them and call them the Birds of Akron.,"Alright, I feel like this is all fate. This is what I'm supposed to be doing here in Akron.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_78,I want a divorce.,Why just because of this one speed bump?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_79,This fight is gruesome! That woman is twisting that guy's neck like a doll!,She's turning her opponent into ground link sausage! Why was she allowed to bring the sausage grinder on stage?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_80,"So, what is this? Some kind of fight or what?",I'm going to leave the room and lock the door.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_81,"I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume.",She's got three inches of powder on her face.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_82,"I think I know what's happening here. I know I'm just a nurse, so I don't know anything.","Joan, thank you for acknowledging you're just a nurse and I'm a doctor.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_83,I'm just trying to get home to see my mom and dad in Cincinnati.,That's a classic story. I hear that excuse all day long.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_84,We just got here. We're running a little bit late.,I'm sure with the low solar energy the rovers don't run quite as quick.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_85,"Well, goodbye to you and you.","Goodbye, Maggie. What am I supposed to do with this body you're leaving?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_86,I just brought some of these pints I stole from the Rustic and the Derby.,"Oh, thanks Buddy. That's great. You stole these pint glasses from local bars because that's what we do at the age we are.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_87,"Hey, Pete and John. Have you seen anyone opening the door at Georgina's bakery when she's not there?",What is this all about? Is there some problem in the neighborhood?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_88,"Meredith, will you allow me to be your mother?","Yeah, Miss White. We can always do science at home.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_89,It's our 23rd anniversary.,The Jordan Anniversary.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_90,"I think knowing more about your personality and what kind of shirt you want to present to the world is important, you know?","This shirt is for my nephew. Otherwise, I wouldn't even set foot in this Tommy Bahama.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_91,That is why we are brothers!?,The perfect yin and yang to each other.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_92,"Hey, excuse me, I'm here for the football game.","Yeah, of course you are. Yeah, go ahead. I just need your ticket.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_93,That would be disgusting if they allowed scorpions into the club. That would be the day I take my own life.,Suicide by scorpion. What a drama! What a fetish!,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_94,We just got married and exciting things are happening to us.,"Yeah, that's why we usually have the whole stranger game thing because nothing usually happens to us. We have to pay people to walk up to us and hang out with us.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_95,"Naval Base, Indiana? That's where my wife went to school.",Did she grow up eating scrapple? I grew up eating almost exclusively scrapple.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_96,"You know what, bro? I haven't from you in a couple weeks and then you just call 'cause you need a favor, you know?","I mean, I feel like not calling your friend in two weeks isn't that big of an offence.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_97,Oh. You just put your hands on me.,"Well, you're wearing a Twister cape.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_98,I need some cream in this coffee.,"Ah, shoot. The cream's in the back room. The back room bathroom.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_99,There's a cracked iPod mini in the lost in found.,"Dude, I'm going to take it and watch Facebook Watch tonight.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_100,"Mr Simmons, I want to be very direct with you right now. You remember when we asked you what you thought the optimal temperature was for a cold storage facility in a chicken far??",It was only a few minutes ago. Fifty-five to fifty-nine I think I said.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_101,I'm having a Sunday funny written about me down the hall. I had a break and was checking out this place and left my tea here. That one is actually for me.,"Let me tell you something, you rich, spoiled millionaire sports guy, I rented out this tea shop for a private tea experience and this is my time.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_102,"If I had emotions, I would say that was a sad story. How I long to have emotions. Why is life so unfair that I was made with no emotions?","Pinky, I've been thinking about your plight. And you know, while hear at the performance arts school, I minored in sub routine programming for feel routines. And I've written a little something on this punch card that I'd like to insert inside you.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_103,"Fine, I'll give you each a tablespoon of hot whisky from my body heat.","Thank you, Mrs. Applebaum.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_104,"Denise, we got one person for a seat at the counter. Take him to the counter",I like it when it's one person because then they don't look back and forth like 'what are we going to order'?`,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_105,That cemetery has a bouncer now.,It's kind of cool. You feel like you're going to a club.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_106,"Michael and Michelle, I want to see you two apologize for what you did.",You mean to that stupid little dumb kid?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_107,My mother did say she always wished I was dead.,This is the mother you've been taking care of? Fuck.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_108,"Why would they call the position tackle if he doesn't tackle? What, does he just yell at tackles and say offensive things?","Listen, Marge, I did not invent football. It doesn't make sense, you're right.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_109,"Uh, say, sir did you need a ride? It looked like you were hitchhiking with no thumb out?","Yeah, uh, just kinda standing here by the side of the road. The last thing I remember I was in a mall. I was yelling at my wife and daughter because I'm a father and a husband.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_110,I'm a confident guy. That's what I like to choose.,"Confidence, that's what you pull out of that story? I'm going to say more like sociopath.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_111,You think bows and arrows are sexy way to die? Do you think of a lot of ways of killing people?,"Oh yes, that's pretty much what I spent my time doing for my entire childhood.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_112,"Maybelline, how dare you. You've betrayed the church, the gods, the temple, and the daddy-master. I cast you out, vile demon-woman.","I mean, that's fine with me. I said I was going to leave already.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_113,You're the King of the Sudan. Wow. How did that happen?,"You know those Ed McMahon, like those letters that come in the mail? I mailed it in and that was my prize.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_114,"Mr. Whitaker, thank you for making everyone's childhood dream come true eventually.",I came over as soon as I got the news that we were making this movie and I 'd have no pay and zero trailer.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_115,Karen and Karen's husband. I've never witnessed such family love as you two are exhibiting.,"Well, that's too bad for you.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_116,Sugary cereal is bad for more than just your teeth.,Who wants to live forever? I pray for the release of death. I have to take my own teeth out of my skull every night.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_117,Can I be the guy who beats his wife?,It wouldn't be a stretch. You'll be able to pull that one off without any trouble.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_118,"Plethora, I'm glad you're here. ","Look, Danielle is here too.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_119,You know I put those days behind me when you said a woman belongs along side a man's reconstruction business.,I do remember saying that at our wedding.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_120,"Clem, are these your sons?","Whoa, did you bring an old lady with you, man?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_121,I've been a plastic surgeon for about thirty-five years.,Do what I asked you to do. Change my flavor profile.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_122,"So, you have fallen in love, son?","Yes, I know that was against the plan, but I could not help it.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_123,I gotta say I was not aware that there were more than the four of us on the base. This is in fact news to me.,"Counting us, now, there's sixty people.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_124,"Oh, you two. You betrayed me. You kicked me out.",We've reconsidered. You can have the house and everything in it.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_125,"Listen, what're we going to do about this Crocodear and Pussibly??","I don't know. He's our boss, though, you know?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_126,"I know your name is tissue, but you seem to be an actual tissue.",That's right. I have a mouth and vocal cords. I don't want to reveal all of my secrets.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_127,"Good news, Forest Whitaker. It's Aid Man. They want you.",I knew this eye would come in handy.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_128,"I mean, do I really want a $57,000 yo-yo whose creator went insane?","Who more than you deserves a $57,000 yo-yo? Name that person.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_129,"Honestly, now that we're putting all the cards on the table, when you do fall asleep I carry each of you individually back upstairs. Because ultimately I feel bad that I did what I did.","Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_130,"That's OK, we don't really have enough people here to do the murder mystery.","Yeah, there's only three of us.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_131,"If the zoo only has parrots, is it still considered a zoo or is it a bird sanctuary?",Parrot Jungle is a zoo because sometimes birds die. Birds aren't allowed to die at a bird sanctuary.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_132,Spare no expense for my daughter's records. She's a well educated girl who understands the finer parts of music.,"Well, the records, they all cost pretty much the same thing.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_133,"I do have a cigarette, if you want one. It's American Spirit if that's OK.","Oh yes, that's perfect. Thank you.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_134,I'm pretty sure the business Mr. Takei is going to bring to this shop with his Facebook account when that's finally invented is going to be amazing.,"Yeah, it's publicity, Dad. And, I think you should go out with that woman that asked you to the movie.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_135,"Oh, well hello there, little lady. This trip just picked up a little bit here. I'm headed out to California. Where are you headed?",I'm a leaf blowing in the wind. I'll go anywhere I want.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_136,"Denise, let me sleep on it. It's Christmas time. I'll go to sleep. I don't want to give you a raise. Maybe something will have caused me to change my mind overnight.",OK. I'm cool with that. I look forward to hearing what you come up with.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_137,I don't think any woman's had more than $40 at any time.,I don't know. I can barely count.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_138,"So, they are only sort of family.","Yeah, exactly. They are like pretend family. So, when you go there, it's like you're going to the land of make-believe.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_139,"Oh, no, the police are here, Mary.",Damn! This is your fault. Don't make me hit you again.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_140,I believe animals are equal with human.,You're right. That's how I founded my whole life philosophy.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_141,"Chaz, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt.",What's going on? Can't you see we're having a family meeting?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_142,You should copyright that.,"Maybe I should. I'm going to mail it to myself. Speaking of mailing things to myself, y'all, I'm proud of this here script.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_143,Me and this here woman had sex in the bathroom multiple times.,"You did call her your mother at one point. So, there's a little bit of a gray area, but these guys are fun.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_144,I have my own art that I wanted to put up if that's cool.,You just want to hang your art in my house?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_145,"I can't help it that my parents are loggers. My mom, too. She's a chief among them. Chief Logger. She also lives on the res.",I know Chief Logger from the res. Everyone knows her.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_146,We all must say the chant that we say to the King.,"No, it's too erotic, please don't.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_147,"OK, now remember we're behind the honesty tree, so typical honesty rules apply.","Yes, three inches distance at least between the two of us. To keep room for the honest spirit.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_148,Do you think they left because you stole the carlton?,"I mean, there's a moment in time that you can call it that. There's a week and a fortnite.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_149,I'm what they call petite.,She's three foot. And it's mostly neck.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_150,"I know, but maybe somebody went into labor. We don't know. Maybe that's why they left their car blocking lots of spots.","Well, if they went into labor, they could have parked right up front. Should have gone to emergency.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_151,"Mr. Disney, if we get a chance, I'd like to have my photo taken with you during our visit.",Nobody gets their photo taken with Jerry. He's afraid his soul is going to be taken by the film.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_152,All your children have moved away. You've got to be so lonely.,"Yes, this is a barren wasteland. It's no longer useful. I drink during the day and then come to tennis. But, no balls! I'm not ready.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_153,"It's been awhile, that's true. But, you know, I know you boys done good.","Listen, the good news is, your boys done you proud. They's going to be major recording artists.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_154,"You've been having him in there for 15 minutes. I'm trying to get interviewed too, man.","Okay, wait. Sir, please don't open the door to the interview.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_155,"Yep, the calve's the only way to go.","Right, because it's not life threatening and for the rest of your life you have a cool limp.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_156,Did Budino just step out of the tree fort and float to the ground?,He's real. He's real and he's beautiful.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_157,"Garth, you look great. You're still dressing as a train conductor.","Yes, I am. I feel like I conduct a train of reading here at the library.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_158,"Mr. Denny, they were all dull and stuff.","That's why we have a knife sharpener, Robert. I'm very disappointed in you, and what's this? A family living in my Dennys dumpster? The very idea! Robert, if you don't kick this family out of this dumpster, you will be fired! Also, I want you to put them to death.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_159,This is the soundtrack to Pinocchio.,Of course. One of the loudest motion picture soundtracks in film history.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_160,"So now Doctor, the idea of this ray is just to make me slightly smaller so that my clothes will fit better?","Yes, so many people have trouble with the size of their clothing. So, why go to a tailor when I can just make you a little smaller and your clothes will fit like a glove.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_161,"Then I tried to give myself the Heimlich over a chair, and they understood what I was trying to do and they helped me. Then I slit all of their throats and I left. It was rude, the way they were punching me in the stomach.","Okay, looks like we're going to have to move again.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_162,I was so afraid the health inspector was going to take away my pet.,"Why did you train the tapeworm, anyway?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_163,"If you flush this toilet just right or wrong, as the case may be, you may end up in storm drain.",OK. That shit creeps me out. I think I'll find another bathroom to use.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_164,Being predestined doesn't mean it didn't happen. That it's not real. I almost love you.,How do you even know what love is? You just blinked into existence.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_165,"OK. Well, commercial break is over in 30 seconds. So, we gotta get back out there for hour 2 of the broadcast.",I think we were all under the impression that it was over awhile ago.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_166,"Give me just a beer, I don't like to name them, just pour me a beer in a glass.","Sure thing, Bernie. Mystery beer again, or do you want the beer you always want, but you just specifically would not like me to name it?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_167,I lost that bike. I told her a raccoon stole it.,"Oh good, then. She'll believe that. Don't kid believe shit adults say?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_168,It's pulling down your shirt a lot. We're going to see nipple.,"Yeah, you are. I can feel it. I feel the air on it. Does it do anything for you?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_169,"Cracker, your time has come. It's your turn to shine, darling.","Yes, Cracker Pants finally will live on stage the way he always should have, at a Primus concert.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_170,But it seemed like you were putting some words together. So if you could just break down what the words were.,"I know the first one was Manatee. The second one sounded like it was either ""coke"" or coat""?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_171,I can't wait to get home to watch 21 Jump Street.,"Me, too. The sequel is even better! We should watch it together sometime.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_172,I'd like you just to type the instructions you read on everything you find in my pantry. The print is too small for me.,"OK, so, large print. So here's a cup of soup. Pull back top only slightly. Pour hot water into cup of soup up to fill line. Close lid, let sit for 30 seconds. Open lid. Avoid steam.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_173,"This is good stuff from our leader. Now this is, of course, humor, such as this that keeps the world a happy place where everyone knows there is reason to live.","Yes, that is my intention completely. Thank you. Good bye.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_174,I'm going to have to give you a ticket.,"But my hazard light's are on and this is a special day for my son, he's getting his very first bulge sir!",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_175,Little Twitters? You were almost a hero.,I know. I'll go back downstairs.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_176,Sorry about that. My husband likes little pranks like that.,Your husband likes to leave you messages that you're going to die?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_177,"We know that you're just a 7th grade nerd, but we're going to need you to be principal of this school.",I don't know if I can handle it.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_178,"Well, Shanice, we have some complaints of our own. This hotel, that was built in 1725, is clearly haunted. This guy's a goblin, this guy's a ghost, we've been hearing voices, lights flicker on and off.","I'm sorry about your're experience. If you are able to fill out an online form when you leave, we'll get back to you.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_179,"The other good hair magazine is Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow.",My favorite is Hair You Go.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_180,You seem like the sort of chef that is from California,How did you know! I spent my first 111 years living in California.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_181,"Now, you say that we need this ghost door.","Oh, yeah. That's so ghosts don't come and go of their free will. You gotta invite them in.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_182,Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Hank Thompson. I sell products and you might be onto something with the boiled bagel. Might I interest you in my service?,"Well, yeah. What do you want to do with the bagels?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_183,"Oh, you're a priest now? Whoa, a collar now, Mr. Big Deal. I don't think so.","Oh boy, I hope you go straight to hell after you get out of purgatory.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_184,I really love my name Pepper. It's a great spice. It's on every table.,"You make a really good point, and that reminds me. I should buy some salt and pepper shakers for my store.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_185,"Chuck, you'll find that I will give you the respect you deserve if you just wait your turn.",Alright. I'll just play with my camera a little bit more. I'm getting great footage of this field that's being populated by these plants and zombies.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_186,"Oh, our mother coughs up blood. Can we graduate early too? She's sick.","You know who's sick? Me. I've been hovering over this trash can all day. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to give you the homework now. Either you do it, your mom does it - I don't care. But at the end of the year, I want that homework. If I were you I'd tell your mom today so you don't make her do it all in one night before the end of the school year.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_187,I have an R-BnB set up.,"Oh, that sounds good. The Roast Beef Hotel, where they have peaches and herb 24 hours a day.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_188,"Attention, attention. Parental announcement. Your parents are getting a divorce. All of your parents. All the parents in town will be getting a divorce.","Perfect, right now they're highly suggestible. This is when we convince them that we can emancipate and live on our own.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_189,Is there a lot of books?,There's about ten more than you would think.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_190,"Are you talking about To Kill a Mockingbird, Mr. Peck?","Oh, look at you. You know the lingo and everything. You're on your way up, aren't you, Toby?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_191,"Thank you for coming to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. As you know, we have the Dali on loan.","Oh, it's beautiful. To see it in person is wonderful. But is it smaller than you thought it would be?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_192,There's also sort of a sexual feeling you get on the pirate ship too. You feel it right under your stomach.,We're going to bring that vibe to the new show. They can still experience that sexual feeling here a the park.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_193,"Why don't more people know how good the hotdogs are in Paris, France?","You'd think it would be very good in Germany or in Southern States, but Paris is better.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_194,"This yo-yo will run you $57,000, but it's the only yo-yo of its kind and the man who created it went crazy.","Oh, we'll take it. You should get it, Lucious. It's a Chamberlain yo-yo.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_195,You must really love the band. I think that's hot.,I do and I love electrolytes.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_196,"Alright, Mary. This is it. Give me your last looks.","The Yoda ears look good. The collapsible opera hat, the Superman cape from 1978 all look great.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_197,I bet you're wondering why three chefs ended up in the antarctic together.,You guys crash landed from a trip around the world didn't you!,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_198,The oven's not working again. The timer isn't working on the oven and it's heating up to more than 180 degrees warmer than it's marked.,"Well, the boiler is working. So, I have my end covered.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_199,I'm just a dreamer. I'm just staring out the window making cloud animals.,You want something to stare at? Why don't you stare at these birthday cake candles until your eyeballs burn out?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_200,"I was so happy when she literally explained if you go downstage, you'll fall down.",That's right. If you go upstage things were looking up.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_201,"Well, I am a chef. I have to be fast so I don't cut my fingers off.",I bet you taste divine. I'd like to eat you up with a knife and fork.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_202,"Yeah, I'm looking for something to kind of present a gravitas. Something so when people listen to me they believe what I say before I say it.","OK, well, mission accomplished. I believe you already.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_203,May I have my business card back sir? I'll bid you a good day.,Here's your card. I guess we don't deserve having a great day. OK. Thank you.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_204,I heard you're mischievous. How do you feel about murder?,Love it. Doesn't get more mischievous than that.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_205,It sure is cold in here!,I know my nipples could cut diamonds.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_206,I have my tape recorder because I record everything.,"Yes, but I don't know if we can release that to the public.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_207,I don't feel so wall.,Get her her Pall Malls - she needs a cigarette.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_208,We did not come to this play just to get up and walk out.,"That is not even a boy, it's a woman. It's a grown woman. She has breasts.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_209,What the fuck are y'all doing in here? I own this here barn. Are y'all having spooky sexy time?,We're hoping too. We're just exploring on a weekend. Don't be so weird.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_210,"Ma'am, why is it important to you that your husband was buying bananas?","When someone is buying bananas, they are planning to stay.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_211,I must stand by my principles.,"Michelle, I understand that but I've never went against the car, I've had the car for years.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_212,"It's a whine cry, like somebody who's been having a lot of wine lately.","God, if only. I've been here so long, I'm parched.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_213,"I would love it if in the midst of being scared or scaring others, you just start making love to each other.",I'm down with that. I can do that. Sign me up.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_214,"Satanists are like opposite people, you know?","Yeah, they do walk on their hands.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_215,How ya doing? I'm John Wayne's son.,"Oh, my God! I'm so sorry for your loss. Your father was a great man.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_216,"Father, I've awoken from my nap. I'm staring at a girl, Larissa.",I see that you're doing it and I wish that you wouldn't do it because it's not good to do. You're doing it right in front of me.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_217,"Tony, I don't think you're a tight end, I think you're the devil.","Yeah, I didn't hear anything about journalism in that song.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_218,"Honey, I feel like when we open this store, we will be here forever. Everyone is always going to need cursed relics.","Of course they will, sweetheart. Look at this mirror. It looks like a simple mirror, but when I look into it, you can see the devil's face.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_219,Do you mind keeping it down? We're trying to listen to this. You guys just walked right into the audience and started your conversations.,"Hey, we're big agents here. We're scouting for talent. Forgive us.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_220,I feel like this dude's an alien. I want to rip him apart and throw him into the sea.,That's treason. You could have your throat slit.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_221,I'll take a bag of cashews and some fudge.,One bag of cashews and one thousand pounds of fudge. We only sell it in blocks of a thousand pounds.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_222,"OK, I'll put an x next to your name for the chicken, Mr. McCormick.","It's not that good, Mr. McCormick, to be honest. I would get some ice cream first.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_223,You saved my life.,"Well, you know. It's just common decency.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_224,"So if we just don't go out anymore? We don't do music, we just go to our ranches and we just get out of here. Ghosts, there are ghosts everywhere",Getty Lee! We're Rush. We're a Canadian supergoup. We gotta go out there.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_225,"Jason, I'm sorry about earlier. I love you so much.","Donna, I don't mean to steal focus from your reunion, but, will you marry me?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_226,It's gone. I ate them all and the plastic bag.,I should have known when you smelled like pencil erasers.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_227,"So, I guess there's no point in showing you around, Mr. Stanfield.","If it will make you feel better, sure. I'll take a look at the place.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_228,"I'll let Albert know the decision was down to the wire. Because, that'll really cheer him up. He's really down right now.",Is he sad because he didn't get the job as the nude drawn model?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_229,"Hey, where'd you get that top hat and cane from? Did you steal that from someone else's mail? The top hat and cane you've been performing in.","Yes, I got it out of this old man's estate box.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_230,"Wait, they let babies on this ride? I left my baby in the car because I didn't think I could put it on the ride.","I left my baby at home, by himself.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_231,"Listen, I'm real sorry that your mom had to put your dad down like a dog in the street.","Miles, it's just that dealing with themes of going mad in a play like Hamlet and losing my father to insanity and murder; I just wish you'd tread lightly around me. Both of you. I'm liable to carry some of it in my genes.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_232,Maybe you and I could take in a film and eat some popcorn together.,"Alright, well after I'm dead and buried, if you'd like to go to a movie, I'm absolutely all in.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_233,"But mom, I want to watch horror movies so that I can confront the horrors in safe environment and that when I go out into the world, I won't be so shocked. And I'll have plans like what to do in a place with no cell reception.",And I want to watch cartoons.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_234,Come in here everybody. We've gotta come up with a new name for wedgie. It's offensive and when people hear it they think you're going to put one of those door stoppers into their anuses.,We came up with it the first time. The Wet Willy 2.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_235,Are you familiar with all the cookie talk we use around these greasy spoon places?,"Oh, I love cookie talk. I'm pretty well versed in it. I probably could teach you a thing or two.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_236,"Yeah, cause they're not designed for aquatic use.","A lot of the paint came off, too.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_237,I was just having a quiet soak.,"Oh right, part of this vacation was you did your thing alone, without me aggravating you. I forgot.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_238,You're his girlfriend and you didn't know he's in the King's entourage?,"Yeah, I keep her in the dark about a lot of stuff.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_239,Have you had your identity stolen?,"Yeah, man, too many times. I've had it stolen more than I've had it myself.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_240,"Donna, I know we only have fifteen minutes until air, but we're faced with a circumstance, where literally nothing happened today. We've got 22 1/2 minutes of air to fill.",And only 14 minutes until we start that 22 minutes. What can we do?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_241,Kelly? How are you doing in there? I can hear you in there but I don't know what you're doing.,"Yeah, I'm just getting all my craps out before the school dance. Because I don't want to wear my diaper.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_242,"I don't know about that, she honestly seems like kind of a shitty witch.",Did you notice that too? Have you seen her hat? It has a walmart tag on it!,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_243,Hey Cookie.,"Oh, hey there Vincent. Would you like a cup of stew?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_244,Are you into Jesus? How about the devil?,"Yep, I go to church every Saturday?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_245,"Hang on a second, what am I thinking? Battery backup. Sorry, you guys. Here we go.","Oh, we're going to live! I take back everything nice I said.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_246,"Mom, it sounds like you were held hostage. Don't you want better for your son and daughter?","Yeah, maybe the reason we're so curious about sex is because we never understood how you and dad did it.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_247,"Derek, what happened to us? This week with Fred being gone, I felt a little sparkle between the two of us.","Yeah, it's kind of nice not having Fred around. He makes me feel dumb.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_248,"So, you're the direct descendant of Lady Sapsworth, the molasses lady?","That's right, and now that you know my credentials, could you please have an able-bodied man move my treasure trunks?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_249,Is everyone comfortable with being murdered?,"Given my druthers, I'd rather be the one doing the murdering. It just seems so much more exciting.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_250,I can't believe I'm finally getting my haircut by someone who is from another country.,He's been very excited all the way over here. Wouldn't stop talking about it.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_251,I wish they'd have told us we could wear our own costumes. I would have worn my old shrimp costume.,"I've a lobster costume, myself. As you know, dentists love dressing up like crustaceans.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_252,We know that there were things found in the tomb of Tutenkamen.,"Those things included a bunch of old cats. gold, grain, jorgans.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_253,This theory of yours is unproven.,"Well, I shall prove it! I shall strike out on my own. Just me and this terrifying pigeon! We will start our own society called Pigeon and Friends.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_254,I've been in Disney jail for 45 long years. It's the only home I've ever known. The only thing I ever hear about is Disney and their various business transactions and what movies they own title to.,That will be very helpful when you go out of the vault onto the streets of the world.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_255,Isn't Vietnam the country where the war is happening?,"Oh, I thought it was just a food convention, but if there's a war, you gotta go do it.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_256,I should go to an oxygen bar and they couldn't charge me extra because they wouldn't know how much oxygen I can breathe.,"Yeah, that will teach them to not screen people for oxygen ability.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_257,"If you think about it, that does sound like football with a bunch of babies in a room.","Right, campfires all over the place and amniotic fluid.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_258,Your upper lip seems a little weak.,I do have a weak upper lip. It's because my teeth curve inward.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_259,"Mr. Carl Simmons, how come you ain't cleaning that cheese grater??","Look, I have been running a chicken cold storage unit for 75 years. I don't have time to wash a cheese grater.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_260,I'm sorry I've been grating cheese here. I get really hungry. I have to eat or my blood sugar dips. Are they your favorite band or something?,"Hey look, I didn't ask for your whole life story. I just came up to tell you that if you plan to move back into the great seats in front of me, I'd like you to be quiet and respectful of Yngwie Malmsteen.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_261,I guess I just want to lose my mind. I just want to lose my mind today.,"Well, you came to the right place. In fact, I wrote a song about it.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_262,"We gotta come up with a name for our social media platform here in heaven, where you can review stuff.",How about Gabriel's List? Just if people want to know if heaven early adopters are reliable.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_263,"If we steal this idea, we'll make a viral fortune.",We'll be YouTube superstars.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_264,No one knows who he is. I say we look in his jacket.,It's a copy of Scruples. But that's only one of the lumps.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_265,Hi Bill. You're back. I thought you left me.,I did and now I'm back. I got left out of seat tradesies.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_266,I didn't think we needed a vacuum cleaner.,A lot of people don't think they need them until they get them.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_267,"Boys, we are officially welcoming - if he'll join us - Targin Firehead into our family.",Another brother to love. Yay.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_268,"Son, I don't know what to think. I'd always wanted you to live up to my shadow but now it feels like maybe that's not so important.","Maybe it isn't but maybe it is. Theater tech? Put the spotlight on me, please.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_269,This is my wife. Feels weird to say it. Gloria.,I'm Gloria I'm his wife. His first wife. His first and only wife.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_270,"If you were the guy to tell all the celebs to take off their shoes, they would do it.",OK. Because I am the first line of defense.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_271,It smells like cigarette smoke in here.,I know it does. It's because I'm smoking. That's what grownups do.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_272,"Tickets, please. Please show your train tickets to me before boarding the train.",Here's my ticket. I have a government discount on this.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_273,"I'm married. To my work, I mean.","Well, that's a polyamorous relationship I'm ready to hop into.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_274,We're doing a talent show. We do it every month. It's the community talent show.,"Well, sorry. I don't know the schedule here. Now I double need yoga.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_275,I want to shop for a boy. I've saved $50 from my allowance.,"Curtis, you should know. I've been giving Jennifer a big allowance.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_276,Find some way to slip this allergy pill into his mouth. This Clartin-D.,Try to hold his mouth closed and then rub his throat so it goes down.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_277,"Karen! Gaston, look, Karen - she's been poisoned.","Don't be alarmed. I've been entrusted by the Mayor of France to kill anyone that I see pickpocketing. And these two picketpocketed each other, so it's OK.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_278,Do you have any important gigs coming up that will interfere with our plan to make this look like a real live gym?,"There's an open mic at the laugh connection. If I can impress the owner of this club, I'll get to do two more open mics at the laugh connection.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_279,"Well, I'm a little nervous to take this acid.",They don't call you Cookie because you don't eat random things that people put in your mouth. Am I right?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_280,"Charlie, some of kids at school and I think that you have a very deep voice.","Yeah, I do have a deep voice because it changed already. Welcome to puberty.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_281,"OK, you all are very defensive. I haven't even said what the complaints say.",Those children didn't hurt themselves.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_282,"Lilith, now that you're here, what happens to Eve? Adam, what are you going to do here?",Let me guess what happens. Both of my wives get together and talk about how shitty I am and all of a sudden Eve feels like she shouldn't be married to me anymore. Am I in the neighborhood?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_283,The guy in the white suit was very friendly. He hugged me and now he's here. ,I think you must have teleported him here.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_284,I think one of the reasons Getty is so upset is because we heard rumors that the LA Forum is haunted. Do you see a mysterious shape over there?,"Well, I would love to tell you more about that, but the fact of the matter is It's definitely haunted. I don't know if you know of a little band called Aerosmith, but it was a night a lot like tonight 13 years ago that Aerosmith first were haunted on this stage.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_285,You'd think Superman and Aquaman would naturally gravitate towards each other and have graphic sex.,Just like a surf and turf.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_286,"You look amazing for having been born, clearly, in the 1800's.",Thank you. It's the cheese and the Wisconsin air.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_287,"What should I do, Tranese?",We are certainly going to get you a new toilet because I'm sure it smells God awful in there.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_288,This contest is great. I don't know how you're keeping up with all the customers. You must be turning people away. Well done.,"Surprisingly, this contest has been effective. We've had a lot of people come in. I guess a lot of people want $1 million dollars and they're pretty confident in their photographic ability.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_289,I'm just saying I'm game for switching places. That's why I came through this way. You seem like you could use a little adventure yourself and I've always wanted to pray.,"I forgot there's no God in Narnia. Well, Beverly, I'd say, try and stop me, I dare ya! I'm running to the closet.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_290,My brother and I have been picking up this trash for what feels like 48 years. We're kind of sick of it.,"Oh, I bet you are sick of it. Your crimes are too egregious though. You showed Cinemax soft core pornography to a child.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_291,It's a powdered fish monster.,Look at that weird coked-up fish. Somebody grab him.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_292,"It's really good to see you, Donna. I heard some really terrible stuff about you.","There were a lot of rumors going around, but I actually am fine. I did suffer a coyote attack, but I'm fine. I was actually taking some insane fitness courses and I was able to fight them off. Actually, in the middle of fighting them off, I became a little bit of friends with them.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_293,"Oh my god, Tony, they trying to snitch on us to the bouncer.","That's cool, I don't give a fuck. I just want my fucking cod and my fucking 10 beers.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_294,"When I looked in the mirror, I thought I was looking pretty sharp, but now I realize it makes me look like a smurf.","Yeah, you've got that track jacket with the name ""Doc"" in quotes stitched right on it.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_295,This is the police. Open the door.,"Honey, the police are here. Help us! He's got Jorgens.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_296,This is a record store. Are you looking for music to buy?,I am. I'm looking for Janis Joplin. That's the one I want.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_297,"I live just two blocks away, so it's not that far.","Oh, you live in the mansion that is two blocks from the amusement park?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_298,"I'm a little shaken up right now because I thought I locked the bathroom door behind me, but you came in.","You did, I'm just a man with bathroom keys and nasty hands. I mean no harm.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_299,Let me just move this pelt.,That was my first dog. Wanted to keep him with me.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_300,What do you do when the corn maze closes down? Do you just live here?,"I'm going through something right now. Just got out of a long term relationship. I've been sleeping at work for a couple weeks now. So, yes.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_301,So she didn't give you up for adoption? She gave birth to you and then she left.,"She just left. Left me a note. The note said ""read this when you can read.""",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_302,"As a matter of fact, although we have not consummated our relationship, yes, I am your biological father.",That explains all the turkey basters in mom's bedroom.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_303,Do you think I could find people uglier than me here?,"It's us, man! We'll be your uggos.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_304,Better be careful or you're going to have a Runaway Bride on your hands.,"Oh, she's very funny. I wish she would hoe for me.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_305,We hereby give you cancer.,"Oh, that was the very thing I had come here to avoid. What a disaster.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_306,You thought my full name was Humble Blimpsman and I happen to be a blimpsman?,"I thought that's why you became a blimpsman, like it was a prophecy.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_307,"Lisette, are you able to conceive children?","I'm able to conceive of them. Like, I saw one earlier. ",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_308,"They look fantastic, but what do you care?",Right? I'm blind. I'll take your word for it.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_309,I'm not going to lie. This is not the first potential date I've had that killed himself.,I'm still here. I just wanted to help our ghosts buddies out.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_310,Did he really just rip your arm off? He just pulled it and it came out?,"Yeah, he was a strong guy. I don't know why he was so jealous of my two arms.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_311,"Yeah, everyone here knows that it's fucking hot as hell.","When visitors come here and complain about the heat, we have to make them feel like they're being a great big baby.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_312,He mentioned the solar panel when we were walking up your driveway. It's phenomenal.,"I was saying like, oh no, we've taken a wrong turn. We're headed directly to the sun.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_313,"Well, the Excelsior stuff is mostly just rumors. You probably read about it on reddit.","If you've been on reddit, you've seen the Excelsior rumors. Reddit rumors!!",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_314,"Dennis, you old bean!","Yeah, man, it's me - Dennis Miller.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_315,I want those mugs back.,"I told you that I left those mugs on your back porch at your new place. Your new, bigger place that, somehow, you can afford, even though you couldn't split the rent with me on our condo.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_316,"This bag has been getting kind of heavy. I'm pretty sure I haven't put it down this whole time, have I?","Maybe there's another you somewhere who's still carrying a heavy bag, but that's now what you gotta do. All you gotta do is live your life.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_317,"Doctor, that guy with the bad memory is here to see you. I'm not sure if his name is Tom or Curtis. Am I terrible?","No, you're wonderful. Get on my lap. It's 1963.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_318,"Doris Dog, do you know where your food person used to go every day?","Yeah, forever she was gone. She went out the door.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_319,Vince is collecting coozies in all 50 states.,"I have 50 of them. Actually, I have 51 if you count Puerto Rico.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_320,There's the Roxburys and there's the Hustons. ,That's right. We usually have parties together every year.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_321,"What's going on back there? There's quite a commotion, Randy. Is this something you should look into.","You know, our kitchen staff really gets into it. They love working here. There's a lot of enthusiasm back there.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_322,I don't have friends. I'm my own best friend.,That reminds me of my ring tone.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_323,"All this time the doctor's mouth has been moving, but I haven't heard a word that he's said.","That's right. I can say a bunch of stuff about Charlie like he's dumb and he's short. His voice sounds weird and adnoidal. Did you catch any of that, Charles?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_324,Step out of the car Judy and we can explain better who your natural father is.,"Fine, I'm doing it because I've run out air in here.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_325,"Sorry, this is Evan. He's an only child. Therefore he has no sense of others.",I'm just a little high strung. I haven't been getting my nightly calls.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_326,"Bet, where's Kay? Is she on break?",She said she left her purse somewhere and she went back to get it.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_327,"Well, you know, people from her generation, they're not capable of giving love. So I think that's asking a lot.","We're the same age though, my mom and me. We grew up together. It's weird.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_328,I sent you in the hardware store on purpose. Sally and I have been having an affair.,"But I just saw you guys recognize each other and see each other, you mean that was all for show?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_329,We don't serve people that can't pay.,"I'll take care of it. I'm very wealthy, in addition to being a southern lady of some distinction.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_330,"Dennis, we think you show a lot of promise for a 13 year old.","I love you, too. You're my new family.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_331,A temporary tattoo parlor is a poor business to go into anyway.,I don't see how they stay afloat. It's a very stupid business idea.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_332,"Well, I think it looks nice, but it's like the crow's eyes are following me.","Yeah, like, they're moving around literally. You can see the whites when it goes to the side",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_333,"All right. I know that everyone's feeling, you know, not their best today. It is 09/12, so let's really pull it together.","We could have stayed home, dad. It just seems like a weird day to go to The Price is Right.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_334,Why is everyone always eavesdropping at Madison Square Garden?,It's not our fault. It's a perfect square. The sound bounces off the walls.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_335,Our story is set in ancient Rome. ,"You mean really ancient Rome, because we're in the future.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_336,"Cynthia, it's like you're acting for two!","I think that I am! I think that some small part of me is male, while my outward, oh, it's almost like a tiny small man is growing inside of me.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_337,Did you say that you're covered in chains or cheese?,I said cheese. I'm rich. That's how you say it. You must be new money.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_338,"Eventually, they are going to start to wonder where everyone is to close the store.","Yeah, or they're going to try to order Thai food or something.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_339,"Sorry, I forgot what I was going to ask you.","I bet you did, you weird unformed blob.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_340,"If we get out of here, then people talk. So, we have to agree that this is going to stay between the three of us.","I would never say anything. In college, they used to call me ""little secret lady"".",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_341,You're the third person we've had come into the store today.,I would have expected it to be much more with the big day one launch of a new comic.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_342,I don't want to go to the human planet. I want to count my blocks.,You shall take these blocks and you shall turn it to currency. You will be a king.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_343,You may have to go to heaven to get Jim Neighbors and purgatory to get the guy from Joy Division. Those are Catholic rules.,I'll do whatever as long as that noise doesn't happen again.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_344,Why did you ask me to bring my musket? Of course I'm going to bring my musket.,I wanted a show of strength from us in case he's dangerous.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_345,I need to take a deuce in there bro.,"Okay, buddy. There's a couple of bathrooms but you want this one?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_346,"Everybody, just remember, don't touch the ghouls. The ghouls can't touch you. You can't touch me.","Every time you tell me not to touch you, I want to touch you.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_347,I do stand up comedy. I'm not very good at it.,I think you're really funny. ,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_348,We needed you to camp out all night to be here.,"It is 1977, I missed the season finale of The Greatest American Hero to come here and do this job.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_349,"Man, this is nuts!",I'll tell you what's nuts. I forgot a protein to go with my risotto.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_350,You leave the Holy Bard out of this.,"That's what I was trying to do, Miles. We can't seem to see eye to eye.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_351,"Mom, you vomited on my volcano!","I'm sorry, it was the only receptical in the room.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_352,What a nice smile you've got.,"Oh, thank you. I use Crest Whitestrips.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_353,I've just been following you guys in Celica.,Is it an electric Celica? Because we didn't hear you approach at all.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_354,"Are you going to come down to the basement or what? I found hundreds of skeletons down here. Dad, you don't have to come down on your hands and knees.","Look, I come down the stairs like a big old dog. This is my goddamn business, I'll come down any way I please.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_355,It's not an indictment. We chose you guys because you're the whitest people we could find.,I can't believe we're standing here at San Diego Comicon being told we're the whitest people that someone knows.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_356,"It's almost like, if I can say, as the mother in the corner of the office - Tim - it's almost like you've been so busy touching people you haven't really been seeing them.","Well, honestly, when you hug someone,it's very difficult to look at them because your head is over the shoulder and you're looking at, like, what's behind them.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_357,"You didn't happen to see a parking garage attendant and a weirdo, did you?","Yeah, I'm spinning them like webs. I'm a creator of worlds.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_358,"All right, Kay Jewelers Corporate. Stuff is not flying off the shelves like it used to. We need to come up with some new jewelry that is going to pull in the masses.","I suggest something with filigree, perhaps. Everyone likes filigree.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_359,You told a little lie to Ray about my knowing the margarita menu.,"Yeah, I was trying to see if I scratched your back if you would scratch mine and give me those free apps and you did, you fell for it. I'm sorry.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_360,You know how long it took me to sweep up that blood?,I told you to use a mop.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_361,"Well, the moon looks pretty cool. I could spend the rest of my days on the moon frolicking around with our new cat.","That's going to be like a couple minutes, because we're going to run out of air soon.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_362,What's the worst thing that could happen if it gets found out that you took us up to the surface?,"Well, they'll filet me alive. Then, they'll take the little pieces of me and make smaller pieces of meand then filet those alive. Then, I'll be stuck in my own circle of hell, where I have to watch Zardaz on repeat.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_363,"You're leaving already, boys? You just got here.",We're so late to the party and we just thought we'd have missed out on a lot.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_364,This painting looks like a crow's body but with the face of our child.,"Well, people see what they want to see in the crow.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_365,"Oh, so we are supposed to be stealing from them? We've just been hitting them.","Yeah, we literally hit them, say doink, and we run right out of there.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_366,OK. I can still drink along with everyone in the contest. I'll just be auditing.,"Monique, you can drink as much coffee as you want, but it will not affect the outcome of the contest.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_367,We found Dale's daughter was cheating on him.,"Yeah, that was kind of private gossip for me and I wish you hadn't found out by reading my mail.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_368,"Denise, please don't cry. You need to keep the moisture inside your body. I can't afford to get you a water.",I am crying and I'm on death's door for you.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_369,That puppet. It's walking on its own.,"No strings on me, fiddle-dee-dee.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_370,Stan and I haven't worked together since that Pruder film that we did.,That's right. You were the extra guy on the grassy knoll.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_371,What do you like so much about Italy?,That I'm a white woman.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_372,"Hey, Mr. Jasper, why are you so stupid?",You know why I'm so stupid? It was because I didn't have God in my life.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_373,My internal clock says we've got less than a minute to get to the funeral.,"OK, I'll call us a car. Here's one.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_374,"Rachel, I gotta tell you, when you finally graduate from nursing school, I am 100% hiring you for realsies.","Oh, and until that day, I'm just gonna be here somewhat studying and just wanting to work.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_375,"I didn't mean to cut you off, I just want a place to hang my giant rat fur coat.","Oh i see, yeah, you can hang it right on the rat fur coat hook on the wall there, it's just for rat furred coats.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_376,Is it vanilla? Please be vanilla.,"Of course, I know you it's your favorite. Drink it now. I love you.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_377,I don't want people fighting in my coffee plantation.,"Yeah, you're really against violence.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_378,"Hey man, welcome to the back of the line. Do you have your ticket?",I have to have a ticket to stand in the back of the line?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_379,"Giovanni, I can get in a lot of trouble giving my friends rooms.","But, I'm here all the way from Verona.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_380,I heard Mary was in an accident. How is she doing?,Thanks for asking. She's not doing very good. She was in some rapids and they shook her up pretty good.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_381,You're speaking Latin. It's so rarely spoken.,I'm fluent in Latin. It's very hard to find somebody to have a conversation with.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_382,"These prophecies we've been giving, are we making them happen or are these just things that we see in the future?","Well, I'm Odin, so I can make stuff happen. I don't know what clout you guys have.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_383,"Hey, we got a problem here? I'm the bouncer at this LensCrafters.","Hopper, will you kick these guys out?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_384,"Edgar, don't you want to be outside the painting with me?","If there's a deli around this painting, I'm good. As long as I can get my salads I don't care if I'm in the painting or out of it.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_385,"I just wanted to please in that moment so I just wrote yes, that I was OK with confrontation.","Oh, so the nature of you non-confrontation made you answer the answer incorrectly.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_386,You panicked up there! You choked!,"I was juggling lots of balls. My chin was falling off. I was being a man. I was looking at that roast beef. I was trying to get it before the fat congealed on it because we were really late in the evening and I just, I'm sorry.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_387,He was up for the role of Seaman Beaumont.,He was. He lobbied for it. He showed up on Donahue dressed as Seaman Bomo.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_388,I think we shrunk ourselves. How did this happen?,Have you always practiced the same kind of medicine or did you used to be into something spookier?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_389,You must be stricken with some real grief. You knew Wrinkle Pants a lot?,"Yes, I went to middle school with Wrinkle Pants and then there was an experimental period in our marriage where he was quite integral.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_390,"Certainly, the Circuit City people wouldn't mind if I opened the bell house for one night.",The bell house could be restored to its former glory.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_391,"Wow, that was a amazing. Are you pregnant?","I don't know. I guess I'll know in a few days. That's how it works, right?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_392,We're 2:04 away from showtime. On the nose.,I better practice my instrument.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_393,"You seem important, unlike other ladies I've met here in Rome.","Well, I am. I'm also President of Rome and I run this place. We've got to make sure that Rome is free for all.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_394,"My hazard light's are on, why do you have to give me a ticket.","Look mam, I know your hazards are on but I already told you, you have a bulge in full view of everyone out in public.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_395,"We're going to break bread together, you mean?","As it were. But like, smashing these crabs with a hammer.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_396,"Pardon me, I had to cut in line. I'm so excited. Wait until you see what is on this memory card. I think it's the contest winner.","Yes, we'll certainly find out when the contest winner is announced.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_397,Could we take these skeletons to a science person and date the skeletons and find out how old they are?,This one's wearing a Seattle Mariner's cap.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_398,When do you think that barbershop quartet will realize they're the last humans alive?,"Probably pretty soon. Eventually, they are going to start to wonder where everyone is to close the store.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_399,Fucknut is a great insult.,It's not bad. It loses it's power over time though.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_400,"Oh, dear. Your majesty, all of our jewelry is cursed.","Well, that's the trouble with having a jewelry store, I think? It's been an issue with us for some time.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_401,Can I say how sorry I am again? I'm really sorry.,You can say it. I'd like to hear it again.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_402,"I love you, Dad, but I feel like I'm at home in that comedy club.","So, it's going very well then?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_403,The boys at the club say I should be more stern with you.,"Earl, you tell those damn boys at the club that I said to bite me.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_404,"Boy, you're quite an elderly man to have such a young daughter.",I'm lucky. I'm blessed. I'm on my fifth wife.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_405,"Mom and Dad, I'm not getting out of the car. I'm never getting out of the car.",You gave her sugar. I am terrified to open this door.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_406,"Well, this is pretty embarrassing to have no money in my accounts.","Well, you still owed Chili's $24.95 for your burger and fries.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_407,"This might be prying but, if you can't get water on you, I assume you can't bathe.","No, heavens no. I use dry shampoo all over my body.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_408,Here's a copy of Scruples. But that's only one of his jacket lumps.,This one has six yo-yo's.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_409,"Don't worry. We can't get pregnant because our wombs are undead. We also got sharp teeth, but that doesn't mean we don't give killer head.","That's right, Van Helsing! You are powerless against these three ladies! The very idea that they can't get pregnant so it ain't gonna complicate your life none is irresistible to you.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_410,Yeah. These homeless trolls are real people who may or may not have a mental disease and decided they want to live underground.,They don't have smooth gemstone tummy nubs you can rub and wish upon. They're terrible beings that could claw your face at any time.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_411,You clearly established you had a wife. ,I never said I loved her though.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_412,There's nothing in the Bible that says we can't have a TV.,"Papa, you're the pastor.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_413,"After your father left, which no one will ever know if it was your fault, but probably it was.",I'm just a little kid. You're saying it's probably my fault? How could that be?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_414,You know how that whale boat captain said I look like William Shakespeare?,"Yes. That was weird. Not as weird as when he called me Dame Edna, though.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_415,It's gender blindness.,"Yes, it's gender blindness. I used to wear special blinders for when I used to take my daughter underwear shopping at the 34th Street Macys. They shut that one down after the underwear fire.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_416,"I would love for you to exorcise me, I'd love to get out of here.",You must have some unfinished business here to deal with. Why are you hanging around the LA Forum?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_417,Excuse me. Is anybody in here? I'd like a bagel. Hello? Is anybody in here?,I can help you. The problem is that the bagels are burned.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_418,Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract.,"As a giraffe on stilts I'm just afraid I'd be like, shot down, for the freak that I am when we go into the regular world.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_419,"Did you hear our little baby's threat? She said ""I'm gonna get to the news""?",I heard the tune and I don't like it. She's too young to be thinking about her future.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_420,"Promise to not freak out. If you freak out, we haunt. Because if you keep it chill, we keep it chill. I don't want to have to chase you to your homes. But yes, we are ghosts.","Oh, my gosh. Why do you have a car?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_421,"Who are you? The guy who wanted to smoke? And now he's knocked out, we can't ask him.",You knew his name five minutes ago.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_422,"When I said I wanted to have a birthday party, I just thought it was going to be nice and my hair was gonna look great.","I'm so sorry, I never did your hair all this time.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_423,"How about next time we're doing notes, let's be clear about our notes?","OK, Gaston, I feel as if that is a little passive aggressive. I'm already listening, ears are open. I listened to what you said and reduced the size of my head feathers.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_424,Michelle the car wants you to get out too.,I'm going to stay firmly planted in the car.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_425,It looks a little bit like a haunted house in here.,"We try to make it fun, Also we left the Halloween decorations up. I just don't have it in me to take it down.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_426,Let's say we all leave this TV studio at the same time and go home.,Everybody want to hop on my back? I can hold you all.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_427,"Now, let's take a run at that mountain. Just gonna drive straight at it. It's getting closer.",Thank god this four wheel drive is really kicks in.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_428,"Mr. LaCroix, Pam had the same idea to use toilet water. I feel like she should receive some recognition for it.","That is a good idea, Ronny. In the event this turns out to violate many laws, there should be a fall guy in place.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_429,There was racism. There were wild animals running around.,There were wild animals? That sounds a little racist.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_430,"Baby, were you able to get the tickets for the show?","Yes, sort of. I have an idea. We're going to go in at intermission when everyone goes back in. Then, we can see the second half.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_431,I brought you two pen clips because you gotta do one from the top and one from the bottom to get the lock open.,Of course. That's classic locksmithery.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_432,You haven't seen my papers.,"I know, I haven't! I want to see your papers.You won't show them to me.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_433,She has typhoid fever from eating peach melba from someone that made it and was famous for it.,We did throw out a bunch of peach melba the other day. It was peach melba. We forgot to add a teaspoon of I'm sorry to it.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_434,Darla? Did you step on that ant before or after Labor Day? Think very carefully.,"I was wearing white pants, but it was out of fashion because it was September 2nd.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_435,"You said for me to always hold onto it. It would keep me company in times of trial and at night maybe I could sing to it and maybe fall asleep and not have horrible dreams, for once.","Yeah, I'm going to need you to let me hold it. Also, I'm going to have to evict your puppy from the room and kill it.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_436,You know I don't like when they eat ice cream. It makes them fat.,I told them to get one of the low fat options.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_437,"Well, we can also sing the regular happy birthday song now that it's in the public domain.","But I just said we'll sing this new birthday song. Bob, are you giving me sass?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_438,I told you to use a mop to clean up the blood.,I'm not in the mop department. I could only use a broom.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_439,"Son, I seen you running over to that bus filled with all those women.",God directed me towards those women.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_440,"I'm sorry, I just made it back with your ice cold ice cream. Baby, did you pick out the jewelry piece that you wanted?","Well, I was gonna but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_441,"This is a classic, by the way. A '93 Toyota Celica, you know, off white.",I love classic cars. We have so much in common.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_442,"Dave, I want to bequeath this bike to you so that you can ride back and forth and handle this mayhem.","That's a great idea. Oh, it's a mini bike. All right, I'm going to go to the back.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_443,It is important to remember that Marjorie is just a roadie.,You can find me on mapquest.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_444,"I say we take it to the stage tonight in our opening performance of Hamlet and, in the big sword duel, we'll use axes; poison-tipped axes.","That sounds good to me, and let's say we move it up in the play to, like, somewhere in the first act.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_445,"I'm sorry that I'm good at my job, OK. I'm sorry that I take an average woman who is not feeling great about shape and I put something on her that makes her ready to actually live her life this spring. I'm sorry that I help people blossom.","Listen, Catalina. We just discovered - Meredith and I - that we've co-hosted this morning show for 30 year and we've secretly been in love with each other the whole time.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_446,What do you think about my art?,I think that people have four fingers and not just a flesh covered mitten.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_447,"Vincinity, you are so young, you must have arrived here when you were a child.",I was a child. My mother dropped me off here and told me it was a haunted amusement park.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_448,"I know what love is and it's behind me, in these three.","You can't even include me, Wes Anderson style for the very end?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_449,"With your tools, we could make even bigger heists.",I can crack any safe. There's a museum down the street.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_450,"Well, listen to what I just heard - a guy telling a story about a guy who must be lying. Because I know this third party is rotten to the core. Because if you run one stop sign, surely you've committed murder!",Listen to what I just heard. An incredibly ridiculous slippery slope that has no basis in fact whatsoever.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_451,"You smell like smoke, Professor Wrinkles. Is part of your science of exploration burning things?",That's a big part of it. I'm going to figure out everything that burns in the whole world.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_452,We're going to eat the snorkies. I'm not really sure where to start.,Just dig right in. Bite through the paper.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_453,"Because of that bank, I never got to live my dream.","Unfortunately, that officer that loaned you the money was a little bit lax on his restrictions.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_454,This was our most successful tel-evangelical broadcast. I think it was because there was a live sex act on television.,It was through God that this happened. My work here is done. Smoke bomb!,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_455,Let me guess what happens. Both of my wives get together and talk about how shitty I am and all of a sudden Eve feels like she shouldn't be married to me anymore. Am I in the neighborhood?,Sounds good to me. We're going to go off for a little while. We'll see you later.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_456,"Hey man, I sharped my razor like crazy, I got it right here ready to cut your throat at a moment's notice.",Look who's high on doughnuts again.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_457,"When I went on break, David was in the tower talking to Mr. Cruthers and Mr. LaCroix about it.","I always thought that having the company fridge right up next to the tower was a bad idea. It's a long way to go, just to have cheez its.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_458,"I can't have a drink, I gotta re-enact my death in my ghostly car. Come to think of it, I was drunk at the time, but I gotta get it just right now. It's harder when you're trying.","Well if he won't take one, I'll take another.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_459,"And with the money we make, we do hardcore drugs. That we're addicted to.","We don't use any of it for groceries or anything, that's what we use houses like these for. We break into them.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_460,What kind of plane are we flying on?,"It's brown. You like brown, don't you doctor?",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_461,He's drinking a glass of water. Oh! He's drinking out of that flute I welded shut for him. He's still got it!,It's a beautiful crystal flute. It's sort of like a straw.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_462,Here are the bullets I borrowed from you. I'm paying you back.,It's about time. I've been waiting for these bullets for 14 days.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_463,A lot of people tell me I look like Snoop Dogg.,"You know, when we first got married I thought so.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_464,"Thominson, have you seen the gentleman in this picture?","He doesn't look like he's from around here, certainly.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_465,I work for this family. I signed on to be the maid. I didn't sign on to get fucked up every night.,We really should have made a more thorough contract. I apologize.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_466,Are you married? Is there a wife involved with this son of yours?,"Yeah, I have a wife in Lebanon and then I have another one here. I'm a lucky man.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_467,"I do love you guys. Yeah, I do. I love all of you.",Do you love us to put a bathroom in that god damn panic room?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_468,I think you would be more inclined to do something about the dog mess if it's up to your neck.,"I want to, but my hands are stuck in it by that point.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_469,"Come on in. We're gonna watch regular Jack Cousteau - 50,000 Leagues to the Bottom of the Sea. God dammit, y'all gonna learn something tonight.","But mom, I want to watch horror movies so that I can confront the horrors in safe environment and that when I go out into the world, I won't be so shocked. And I'll have plans like what to do in a place with no cell reception.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_470,"You just about done with that Buick rock, Stan?","Yeah, I just unearthed the steering wheel.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_471,"Boy, I could watch the news all day.",I love the news. I love it. It's better than shows that are fake with their fake actors.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_472,I can seat you next to the window.,We want a seat in the olive garden.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_473,I've been looking at your finances and it seems like you haven't been pulling in very much money this year with all your protesting.,It's been leaner this year and we work for tips.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_474,"It's so boring, it's like the song itself is asleep.","Yeah, it's a lullabye.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_475,I don't know why we're the only ones.,It's after hours.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_476,"Well, Tom, I don't know. I guess I just spent all morning, like, looking forward to my first day at the boy's store.","Yeah, me too. But it's been really uneventful so far. You'd think there'd be a ton of girls wanting to buy boys today.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_477,"I guess none of us is perfect, except for the square garden.",And the cube. What is a cube but several squares?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_478,I'm gonna go drink out of the pool.,"Please. Oh my god, I have no water in my pool left. She has lapped it all up.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_479,"I need someone to tell me I'm, ya know, scary.",But what about the guy you hired just to do that? Is he not available anymore?,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_480,"Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything about the accident.",You're all such idiots. You're all bickering amongst each other.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_481,I'm real good at guessing people's heights as long as they're standing in front of a numbered background.,"Well, I have just the job for you. The first job is to build a numbered background. And then stand there and ask people to let you guess their height.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_482,"Now hold on a second. To the best of our knowledge, Jasperteen's never caused anyone physical harm. He's just made them wildly uncomfortable and given them fake money.",It's our duty as officers to save the public from people passing around funny money.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_483,Well now i know you don't put the money you're betting on the horses literally. I lost 100 million dollars when I put it on its saddle and it galloped all over the place.,You slapped it on its ass and it just ran into traffic.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_484,"Oh, do you recognize me? That was me that sat in the diarrhea.",I just have to say that I've been going through some tough times in my life and you've really gotten me through.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_485,"Marie Claire, you don't mind that I'm not a movie person at all and I just make contraptions?",I love contraptions. I told you they were equal in my book. You have to be very smart to make contraptions.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_486,"Hey, did I leave my silver spoon here anywhere? The one I keep in my mouth?",I saw your backup silver spoon in the dishwasher.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_487,"When you say that we are covered with butt holes, what does that mean?","The most tense area is our anatomical butt hole. It holds a lot of stress. Metaphorically, there are a lot of other areas on our body that could be considered butt holes.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_488,I made this beautiful salmon mousse that just looked like a puddle of spit.,It was genius. It's making me hungry thinking about it.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_489,"Yeah, remember when that weird robot killer killed a bunch of people last year?","Yeah, that was like super scary and extremely sad. He killed a little girl.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_490,"Guys. Let's learn from our mistakes last time. Everyone has their magnetic shoes on? And no one brought a bomb, right?","Oh, well, it was around the house and I meant to drop it off somewhere but it was in my car.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_491,"Celeste, I won't let you down. This is a big deal to me, I think you know.","I'm counting on you to take down this impostor Wreck-it Ralph, Michel.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_492,"The Earth people are selling the shoes, Master! Our plan is finally working!","We get on their feet, then we get on the ground, and then we destroy. We mess with their minds, screw with their bodies, then we destroy it again!",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_493,"Lisette, just go over there. If you don't have anyone in your life, you might as well settle for Kyle.","Yeah, or one of these thousands of people in the audience.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_494,This is Trish and Laura.,"Hi. Nice to meet you guys. You know, for being cousins, it's hard to tell any one of you apart. It's like I'm staring at a clone four times over.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_495,"Okay, so, we each get to one of the windows. Someone climbs down their chimney. Someone knocks on the door. And the we all doink them on the head and then we get in.",We get in and take all the trinkets.,1,spont,valid +valid_spont_496,But this is Salem and we have to keep the cars moving.,"Yeah last time the cars got backed up, the witches came out of their holes. We never want that to happen again, it was awful, there was candycorn everywhere.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_497,"Slowly, slowly, I'm going to the drink fountain, OK? I need to fulfill this order.","Fine, but no fast moves, sonny. Don't get any ideas.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_498,Is it like a Russian nesting closet?,"Pretty much. You might have a Narnia, for all I know. It's pretty crazy in there.",1,spont,valid +valid_spont_499,No one is playing board games anymore.,That is a downright lie. You take it back.,1,spont,valid +valid_cornell_500,"He says, you freaked one of em out? ""Asking a newly blind kid if he can 'see,' is both cruel, and dangerous""","I never asked if he could ""see."" I just asked one or two of the students if they remembered anything.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_501,Sure. Why don't you bring her up to my office at 3 tomorrow afternoon.,I'm not sure she'll come. She's in a mood. Do you ever go to somebody's house?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_502,Fifth and Mayflower. You know it?,Yes. One of my friends was there. I wonder if you ever clipped her.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_503,I trust you're moving us to a better space somewhere on campus.,"No, we're moving you off campus. The Board of Regents has decided to terminate your grant. You are to vacate these premises immediately.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_504,"It's not a gesture. I want to do this on my own. Come on, trust me a little will you?",I do. I'd just feel happier if you were with us.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_505,"Not even then. The police are the proper people to conduct this affair. Now if you've got any suspicions, I'll drive you to the nearest police station.","What! And let every rag in town grab a red-hot story? Not so you could notice it! Now, look, I want you to drive me around the corner and wait for me.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_506,You don't look eighty.,"That's the influence of the right food, the right exercise, and the right breathing. Greet the dawn with the Breath of Fire! Of course, there's no doubt the body is giving out. I'm well into autumn. I'll have to be giving it all up after Saturday. Sweeten the tea with honey, Harold. It's delicious.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_507,"They think we're carrying Cuban refugees. Skipper, they mean to board us.","Not a chance. Remind them that according to the Geneva Convention, firing on a civilian vessel on the high sea is an act of war.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_508,I know alotta women and I'm sure she remembers me.,She does. From when you were a boy.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_509,"I remember when I first met you, little Helen Watts from the wrong side of somewhere. I had a feeling even then that your survival instincts were pretty well honed.","I'm glad you think so, but I'm picturing a debt-ridden, thirty-two year-old mother whose ex-husband is being compared to Pablo Escobar. And I'm wondering who would want to be with someone like that?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_510,"That's STAB 3, Miss Weathers. It looks like we're going to be getting a warrant to speak with Miss Prescott anyway.","Shit. Sarah Darling. I interviewed her too. God, it's happening again isn't it Detective?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_511,"My partner and me robbed the bank in Turley and headed out with a posse on our tails. My partner there caught one a ways back, and I think he kicked off while I was looking for this damn canyon. You're Dawson, ain't you? I'm Tex LaRue. Used to ride with Ry Morris. You know him. Well, Andy Sims told me there was a hideout here, so I headed for it. Hope you don't mind.","You brought a posse to my best hideout and you want to know if I mind. Mister, I don't know any of those names and you're about to die.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_512,Where are you? I been trying to reach you.,I'm at Adele Delisi's.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_513,I don't want to be a martyr.,"Nor I! I want to live! I want a home and children and peace. I've asked god for those things. But he's brought me this sword. And if he wills that I must lay it down to have what he wants for my country, then I'll do that too.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_514,"Somebody else makes those decisions, not guys like you and me. You've done your job, X. Head back to Prague. I'll be landing in 90 minutes. This is my operation now.","We don't have that kinda time, boss, I don't think Prague's gonna be around much longer. I've gotta go now. I've got a lot of bad guys to kill.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_515,You're such a good friend.,"So are you. Look, go about your life. Act like nothing's wrong. We'll get to the bottom of this.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_516,So when did Buddy leave?,"For Frontera? Hell, I can't remember dates no more. I do recall it was after an affair of the heart had gone sour on him. He almost took some poor fella's head off at the Legion in Arroyo Grande, and figured it was time to move on.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_517,"Dr. Thompson, just so the Jury knows, you never treated Deborah Ann Kaye. Is that correct?",That is correct. I was engaged to render an opinion.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_518,Do you always look at it encoded?,"Have to. The image translators sort of work for the construct programs, but there's way too much information to decode the Matrix. You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, and redhead. You want a drink?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_519,"So did I. I figured when the time got right, we could all take a day or two and walk up there, but it's not the kind of long trip for a child to take alone.","I can do it, Mama, you know that. In the Bible stories you read to us, everybody's always goin' on a long journey. Jacob goes into a strange land where his uncle is and he don't even know where he lives, but he finds him. Everybody finds what they supposed to find.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_520,"That was a foolish act, but it was brave. That Chile owes you his life.","I wasn't trying to be a hero. I saw what was about to happen and I reacted, didn't even think. If I did, I might not have done it in second thought. The Mayor is an old man, haven't run that fast in years.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_521,"I see. And what would you have us do with this ""half-breed""?",Study him. Unlock the secrets of his DNA. He's the key we've been looking for.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_522,Don't pick up the cards if you are not in the game. Did he die?,"I don't know what happened to him. He just ran out into the streets. I got some old records I want you to hear. I like the blues sung simply, man and a guitar. Or sung by a woman who had bad luck all her life. Don't ever let anyone tell you his life's story if it is of a weary life full of sadness. When I was a boy, a man told me a story of how he lost all of his sons and I'll be damned if the same thing didn't happen to me.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_523,"My associates did a biopsy on this man recently. He's supposed to have a melanoma, or a carcinoma, some kind of noma. Hmmm. I can't seem to find any record of it.","Well, if he had one, it would certainly be in here. Wait. Here it is. Yep. Surgical removal of two moles. Tissue was benign.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_524,I see. I'll get together four patrols of our detectives for action tonight.,I'll teach these podunks what happens when they challenge the righteousness of progress.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_525,"Sorry we didn't do better, Jack. I feel like I let you down.","Naw, you didn't let me down. It was a long shot all the way. We gave 'em a good run at it.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_526,Can you wake up Loretta? I need to talk to her.,She's not home yet. Take off your coat and come in the living room. I'll make you a drink. I wanna talk to you.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_527,Restraining order? Where the hell you meet this girl?,I went back to Watts to sell my old car and met her on the way. Worst day of my life.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_528,I didn't even have to coax her tonight.,"That's because she made a promise, and she'a keeping it. Aren't you, darling? You saw the way she played this afternoon, Edward.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_529,Sid found me the icepack.,"Let me hold it, or you'll have a real shiner.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_530,And I was thinking this could be our last time. Alone. Together. You know?,Except for the hot affairs we'll have twice a year.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_531,"Oh, Bill, I'm going to miss you so much.",You promise you'll write.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_532,One set of muddy shoe prints.,That don't match either of the victim's.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_533,"Here, mate, that's my hoop, stop playing with it.","Hoop, this isn't a hoop, it's a lethal weapon. Have you got a licence for it?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_534,I want this room sealed. The Second Containment is off limits.,"There's no danger. The black hole is contained behind three magnetic fields, it's under control.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_535,The key!? She has the lost key!?,"Yes. No one has ever had so much, been so close. We must stop her, or it will be the end of us all.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_536,You know who put the dope in your bag?,"Yeah, but that's not what this was about. They were fuckin waitin' for my ass. They knew I had that money, they even knew the amount. The one who searched my bag, from L.A.P.D., Dargus, hardly even looked at it. ""Oh, I'd say there's fifty thousand here. What would you say?"" But all they could do was threaten me and hand me over to Customs, and I could tell they didn't want to do that.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_537,"May I? Too bad about those two German couriers, wasn't it?",They got a lucky break. Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're the 'Honored Dead'.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_538,"You played it pretty cool here, waiting for three days to call.","No, I've never played anything cool in my entire life. Spike, who I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_539,"So there's no problem, I can have the rights, the negative too?",They're yours. But how are you going to finish it? Without a star there's no movie.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_540,Could you tell me what 'kendo' is?,"Japanese stick-fighting. They're trained as kids, y'know. To kill with sticks.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_541,"Hey, isn't that Tran Vo?","Yup. He was Jeriko's manager. Bummer, Tran! Lost your golden goose. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_542,"You got that on the brain, Harry. If you're so scared of 'em why'd you take their money to Vegas to begin with?",Because I need half a million to buy a script.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_543,I suppose you saw the work on our new section while you were docking.,"Yes, it's coming along very well.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_544,"No, I want the NSA to get caught spying on Albert.","We're gonna lead Albert by the nose to one conclusion. And then when he's pissed as hell, we're gonna drop the tape in his lap. How fast can you teach me what I need to know?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_545,That's very comforting. But I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.,I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_546,Not even a chance they punched through? You found a hole.,"Yeah, and that was a fucking miracle. But if they did get away, where the fuck are they?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_547,'We' did it? Whattaya mean? Didn't he force you?,"Well, sure. But he was super-gentle, you know? I mean, he raped me and all, but I guess there's all different kinds of rapes. I didn't exactly want him to do it, but I suppose once it started it didn't seem all that terrible. It was over pretty quick, and after Uncle Pooch just stood there and pulled up his trousers and left me there. I stayed in bed till I heard him drive off. Then I just went back into the kitchen and finished makin' my sandwich.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_548,Let 'em ask. This ship's legally ours now.,"When they find out what it's carrying, they may not be so interested in what's legal.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_549,"Well, shit, you're the cop. They don't teach you to disarm people, shoot them in the leg or something? You weren't supposed to kill her, for Christ's sake.","Did you become squeamish about these things before or after you bludgeoned little Suzie Toller to death with a wine bottle? Jesus, man. It couldn't have worked out better. They're convinced Kelly whacked Suzie. I can't talk 'em out of it. We should be celebrating. This thing worked out just like you said, only better.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_550,I'm thirty-seven years old.,What's thirty-seven? I had Chiro after I was thirty-seven. It ain't over till it's over.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_551,"Wait, Jimmy. Think about it. You woulda done the same thing if you was me.","No brother. I wouldn'ta. I never done a man, any man. Let alone a brother like that. Course, as you can see, no good deed goes unfucked. Now the question is, if the good get fucked, what we got saved up for the bad? You about to find out.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_552,Ten is hardly worth the effort. We're talking a lousy million five U.S.,"I have Japanese buyers who are looking to move a fleet, if you have the quality of merchandise they're after. And it's a mil two, max.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_553,Do you remember a case in 1956 for Hazel Dobkins?,"Hell yes! I Couldn't get it outta my head for years. Still can't. Nice little kids, nice husband, wasn't porking around and no financial problems. One day out of the clear blue sky she does them. All of them. She used a knife that he got for a wedding present. Didn't even deny it. Sweet as honey. Said she didn't know why she done it.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_554,I should trust that promise? Because you know the voters are still waiting for that middle class tax cut.,This promise isn't subject to Congressional approval.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_555,The other sixty-thousand you said you'd give me.,You misunderstood. I gave you everything I have in the world. Three-hundred dollars.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_556,You scared the shit out of me. I thought you were killing yourself.,"I tried to kill myself earlier. It doesn't work. I think I need silver bullets. So I got depressed, and when I'm depressed, I clean.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_557,You put a loaded gun in your bag and brought it through customs? How stupid is that?,Zero did not put it in his bag. He put it in yours.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_558,That proves that I was wrong. Evidently I credited you with an advantage greater than I should have.,"No. Let's just say that you've given me the satisfaction to have guessed correctly. But from the technical point of view, it isn't possible to speak of advantages. By now the game is over. The NLF has been defeated.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_559,You showed up Warner in class? You're supposed to be showing up Sarah.,"I couldn't help it! It was the most fun I've had since I've been in law school. Not only was I good enough for Warner, I was better than him. He has to see how serious I am now. Even Donovan was impressed, and he's a total hard-ass.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_560,Will you introduce me to some worker girls?,You bet! They'll really go for a sensitive guy like you!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_561,"Please. You and the other Elders wouldn't know what to do with these texts if your lives depended on it. Which, of course, they do.","You're wasting your time, Frost. Far greater scholars than you have tried to decipher these words. Whatever secrets they hold have been lost.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_562,Then you got undressed.,How many times have you sneaked into girls' apartments and watched them undress?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_563,"It's funny, you knew. But the first thing I think of is kneading the bread that I help bake for the soup kitchen. Maybe that's because my the muscles in my arms still hurt.","I also thought of that bread, Father. And of that night six days ago when the Mother Superior died, and I kept the cool, damp cloth on her forehead freshly moist. Father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your legs to serve God?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_564,"Chief, sometimes I don't know whether you're kidding or not.","I couldn't be more serious, Jack. Those big red eyes have me wondering about your loyalty.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_565,"Look, Jake. She gave us Mulwray's real phone number and address.",All she needed for that was the phone book!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_566,I am so sorry about your men.,"Yes sir, me too. The State Department has authorized release of the funds. We'll have to make the first drop at 7. As soon as they pick up the money, we've got them.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_567,"By the way, Jeffrey, this story isn't going to the press and I'm going to ask you to consider all you've heard strictly confidential. Do not discuss this business with anyone, but me, or other police personnel. Got it?",Got it. Thanks for letting me in on as much as you did.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_568,"When we got here, you just topped and pulled her out.","That was with Edward. She's accustomed to his world. Stargher's mind is unfamiliar territory. She's ""lost."" Someone has to go in. Remind her what's really happening. And get her out. Until then, she's at his mercy.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_569,You think she's a saint?,"She's been touched by God, yes.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_570,"Yes, Vada I think you're very pretty. You've got these great big sparkling eyes, the cutest little nose, an amazing mouth.",The boys at school don't think I am.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_571,"Hey. What I don't get was why didn't you take the shot inside the restaurant? I mean you had me, a free shot. That's what I would have done.","It's just a shoot-out then. Sixty-forty, at best. Not my odds.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_572,"Slavery days are over. My name ain't Kunta Kinte. Sis, I don't want to argue, stop pressing me.","I just don't want you to lose the one job you've been able to keep, that's all. I'm carrying you as it is.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_573,Let's just get to the border.,"Sure thing, mister, it's coming right up. 'Bout an hour. Quiet crossing that is.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_574,"No, we should leave the poor bastard alone. I get the feeling that he's avoiding us for some reason.",Don't kid yourself. That Portuguese son of a bitch is dangerous. He's watching us like a hawk.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_575,"Laura, you didn't come and see me today.","I couldn't, it was Johnny Horne's birthday. I promised I'd be with him. I told you not to call me here.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_576,I think I was trying to sleep with you at the time.,"Well, it worked, and I will not let you fail. You are Jerry Ma-fuckin-guire.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_577,Does Mr Gluck call for his messages?,"Absolutely, sir. As a matter of fact he called this morning, sir.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_578,I told you to stay away from Tramell.,Yeah. But you didn't tell me to stay away from her car.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_579,She's wearing a ring.,"My guess is there isn't enough detail in the photo to get an idea of the design on the ring, but we should do a blowup of this anyway.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_580,"Well, I called Erica's beeper. There's just no answer.",What are you? Her pimp? She said she might go get a drink first.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_581,"But, since the fire, a completely new spirit has been aroused in the nation. The French have become an army of criminals, against whom Russia must be avenged, against whom she is now prepared to fight to the death.","You know, General Kutusov, there is a very strong possibility that the fire was not started by Napoleon's troops but was organized under the orders of Rostopchin's secret police.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_582,"You're my hero, Carl.","Heroes ain't supposed to shake. I'm shakin', man, look at me.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_583,Does she know people are trying to kill me out there?,"She's counting on it. She's concerned for your safety, but she wants me to try and find another convent that will take you. Or a carnival.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_584,"Well, like mama told me, Aunt Rootie, Dell's mama? She found cockroaches in Dell's underwear.","One time, Aunt Rootie caught Dell putting one big cockroach on his anus?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_585,"If I could accept the offer right now, I would. They took it back.",I understand. I went to the Bar Association. They tell me you're going to be disbarred.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_586,"Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.",I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_587,"Pack those carefully, put them in my jeep, and guard them.","Please, General, call and put your policemen back at the gate.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_588,"That's because you were taken in by that verdampter Allied propaganda. Such filthy lies. But nobody said a bad vord about Winston Churchill, did they? Oh no, Vin Vit Vinnie! Churchill, vit his cigars and his brandy and his rotten paintings. Couldn't even say Nazi. He would say Narzis, Narzis. Ve vere not Narzies, ve vere Nazis. But let me tell this, and you're getting it straight from the horse, Hitler vas better looking than Churchill, he vas a better dresser than Churchill, had more hair, told funnier jokes, and could dance the pants off Churchill!","That's exactly why we want to do this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler with a song in his heart.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_589,"I'm still here, aren't I? I may as well enjoy myself. I'm going to go to school today. Dad, I want to apologize for yesterday. The car is a classic. Use it in the best of health.",Thank you.. I accept your apology with the hope that what went on yesterday will never happen again.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_590,"Charlie, I'm in trouble. You've gotta help me.","Get a grip on yourself, brother. Whatever the problem is, we'll sort it out.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_591,You know where he lives?,Sure I know where he lives. He lives in Bailey Park.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_592,"In a word, Merk exposed.","That's two words. And I'm out of the ""exposed"" business, remember? I need to graduate. Besides, Merk's a boy scout.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_593,"Maybe, but we shore takin' a beatin'.","I know. Maybe that makes us tough. Rich fellas come up an' they die, an' their kids ain't no good, an' they die out. But we keep a-comin'. We're the people that live. Can't nobody wipe us out. Can't nobody lick us. We'll go on forever, Pa. We're the people.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_594,Because my mother was dying! But now she's not.,"You're forty-two years old, Johnny, and Mama is still running your life.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_595,"You're looking more worried now than when you ""decided to stop worrying""?","Alright, I'm worried about Christmas. I wish I hadn't told him I'd be back.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_596,You don't need to know all of that. You're just a boy. You need to think about good thoughts while you're still a boy. They'll be plenty of time for the other.,"I've had a lot of bad thoughts since my daddy died. Sometimes I wish I was still real little and he was still here. My mama's real good, but I wish I had both of 'em. When we went to Memphis one time in the car, it was rainin' so hard we couldn't see the road. But I wadn't scared because I thought as long as daddy was drivin' nothin' could happen to us. I feel that way about mama now. Mama has a boyfriend now. His name is Doyle Hargraves. He works construction, so he makes a pretty good livin'. He still don't help mama out with any money though. He ain't no good. He's mean to her. He don't like me at all. Mama says it's because he's jealous I belong to my daddy instead of him. He stays with us all night sometimes, but he's got his own house. Somebody told me it's so he can still have other girlfriends. I like it on the nights when he ain't at our house. I'm not so nervous then.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_597,"I'm after news, as usual. I wonder if it would be all right for me to slip in and look around your factory?",I guess so. But wouldn't it be better for you to wait until the old man's here?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_598,"You try to frighten me, sir. Admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture. Say it, brother, sir.",It will be your own torture. I hope to God it will torture you to madness.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_599,"I work there, but I'm really a stranger.",I tell you this acquaintance of mine knows you and she has often spoken to me about you.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_600,I want to settle things tonight. I want my father left alone.,"He won't be. I swear to you by my children he won't be. Just keep an open mind when we talk. I hope you're not a hothead like your brother, Sonny. It's impossible to talk business with him.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_601,"Her name is Kimberly Jane Emberg, she was just ID'd. I met her on a slab in West Virginia. And sometime tomorrow, or tomorrow night, he's going to do the same thing to Catherine Martin.","That's a childish, bullying stunt, Mr. Crawford. I was a battlefield surgeon, so you can put away your picture.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_602,I'm afraid he's been stalling.,That's just exactly what he has been doing. This deal should have been closed weeks ago. Tell him to keep tomorrow open.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_603,He's part of the mix. Sid 6.7 is a composite.,Lindenmeyer put increasingly complex combinations of criminal psychological profiles together to develop the ultimate villain.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_604,You're the first person to ever call me tough.,"Like recognizes like. I'm pretty tough, myself.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_605,"Then how about medical records? Could you give us the name of your doctor, or your dentist?","I have no need for a doctor or dentist. I have never been ill. I have never been allowed outside of this house, and, except for Joe, I have never had any visitors.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_606,"Yes, that's true. We have to find him, run tests, determine if the polymerization is stable.","In the meantime, we're going to need someone to deal with that mess in the lab. I don't think we should call Dr. Bright.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_607,Kid's getting out. I got him a pardon.,"Yeah, but what about me and Ray? I didn't see our names on that pardon. You said you were gonna put in a good word for us.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_608,"I don't know, but it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through. Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.","It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_609,"Tone down our headlines? Lacy, that's all the common man reads!",I'd just like to have a little less sensationalism.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_610,"Now, you'll like these. You'll really ""dig"" them. They're ""fab"" and all the other pimply hyperboles.",I wouldn't be seen dead in them. They're dead grotty.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_611,You're crazy. I'm not stupid enough to play for rackets money.,"Not intentionally maybe, but that don't make no difference to Lonnegan. He'll swat you like any fly.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_612,"Pony? What's a ""pony""? You mean that geek who played the folk music at the senior prom? What's that guy's name? Neil Moynihan?","Oh, Pony's band ""Dream Girls""? Been on the road opening for ""Midnight Hore"". Stadiums, man. Wait, so Pony's coming by here?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_613,It's already been called off. Witnesses confirmed you weren't the shooter. Did you find out where the bomb is?,"No, but I've confirmed the reelection rally is the target. How much C-4 is missing?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_614,"All right. Get ahold of yourself. Take a deep breath, let it out slowly and tell me who you are.","I'm Leo Bloom, I'm an accountant, I'm from Whitehall and Marks, I was sent here to do your books and I'm terribly sorry I caught you with the old lady.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_615,What's an Associate Producer credit?,It's what you give to your secretary instead of a raise.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_616,I've never seen anybody punch Clyde before.,He pissed me off.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_617,You son of a bitch. You knew where the money was all along and all we had to do was come here and wait. I almost got my ass blown off twice tonight for nothing.,"I wasn't sure the money was still there until we saw Luther. You almost got your ass shot off for nothing once, not twice, Jack.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_618,You lay a finger on her and I'll kill you.,"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death and, uh, I can do all of them!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_619,"The kid's sorry, Auggie.","Yeah, well, I'm sorry too. It took me three years to save up those five thousand bucks, and now I'm broke. I can't hardly pay for this beer. Not to speak of having my credibility destroyed. Do you understand what I'm saying? My credibility. So yeah, I'm sorry, too. About as sorry as I've ever been in my whole fucking life.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_620,It might be worth a Martini to you.,I don't need it that badly. I don't enjoy crashing other people's parties.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_621,"He just gave me his ""monster"" speech.","That. I know Robert seems dreadful, but when you truly get to know the man, well, he's much worse. And I'm one of his defenders. Forget him for now, it's your first ride to Tsavo. I think you'll find it breathtaking.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_622,"""During heat episodes of 2000 Kelvin or higher, Trych breaks down and dissipates. Will consume magnesium"".",Ever burned magnesium? It's so hot it takes water molecules and BAMM!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_623,There's no transportation anyway this time of night.,We could steal one of the choppers.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_624,"So now Cornwallis will head north, link up with Clinton and finish off Washington.",And Patriots will start dying on the gallows instead of the battlefield. Unless we can keep Cornwallis in the South until the French arrive. A treaty was signed at Versailles after our victory at Saratoga. The French are sending a fleet and ten thousand troops.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_625,And Skynet fights back.,Yes. It launches its ICBMs against their targets in Russia.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_626,"I was thinking, maybe we should ask Professor Daitz. Nobody knows this stuff better.",That's because he's a fucking wacko. Never met a self-promotion scheme he didn't like. What's he doing now?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_627,"Eddie, I want to thank you. These last few days have been a good time.",I just wish you coulda seen the movie.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_628,"Actually, Mr. Rieper, it's a novel, and we'll be sending it to New York. That's where all the big publishing houses are based.",Is that a fact? You'd better put my name down for an advance copy!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_629,But what has all this got to do with the C.I.O.?,"C.I.A., Mrs. Lampert. We're an extension of the wartime O.S.S. It was our money and we want it back.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_630,"Then why did you call the police in the first place Mother, huh?",Because I am a moral person.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_631,"Oh, I'm sorry, I must have made a mistake.","You haven't, you're just late. Oh, yes, he's going to be very pleased with you.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_632,You've lived here all your life?,This was my wife's father's place. Originally.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_633,We took a nip of whiskey.,To keep out the cold.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_634,I didn't know Barry had a beach house.,"Neither did I until my lawyer found it, quite a paper trail. He had it in the dog's name.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_635,"Now Tom, you simply cannot go to Philadelphia tonight. That's all there is to it.","But I have to go, dear. It's a very important banker's meeting.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_636,"Buffy, this is crazy. What do these guys want?","Andy, start breaking up some chairs. You'll need weapons.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_637,"Bomb, this is Doolittle. You are not to detonate, repeat, you are not to detonate in the bomb bay. Disarm yourself. This is an order.","I read you, Lieutenant Doolittle, but I am programmed to detonate in fourteen minutes. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_638,Oh that. That was an exercise to prove a point. About the evils of conformity.,"John, the curriculum here is set. It's proven. It works. If you question it, what's to prevent them from doing the same?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_639,So what makes you think he'll play for us?,We'll cut him in on the bets we make. And still have enough profit to send Ho-Jon to college.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_640,"He's doing the best he can, Charles.","He's the son of the Captain, for Chrissakes. You'd think he'd be able to operate this thing!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_641,"While the child was in the care of the witness, he cut his face badly and is now scarred.","Are you introducing the question of negligence here, counselor?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_642,The one thing you don't want is to attract the police.,"Granted, the cops are not an alternative. Certainly not with one of their own still locked in my trunk.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_643,"Well, bomb, we have about sixty seconds to drop. Just wondering if everything is all right. Have you checked your platinum euridium energy shielding?",Energy shielding positive function.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_644,What does take care of him mean? Do you want me to give him food or some clothing?,What's with you? You know what take care of him means. I don't call Santos except for one big reason.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_645,He sure loves to stay awake.,That's okay. He's got the rest of his life to catch up on his sleep.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_646,We have to make it an early night.,"They'll understand. Besides, I've got a morning appointment tomorrow with Elijah's shrink. We're getting to the bottom of this acid stomach.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_647,"You don't read, do you?",Never read a book in my whole life.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_648,Ms. Heller said not to talk to you.,That's because Ms. Heller doesn't want you to know this whole thing is a scam.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_649,"Deal. Hey, I thought Paul was grounded.","He was. Old jerko found a way to sneak out. Listen, I'll call you in an hour or so.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_650,"How come in those foreign movies the young girl is always with some fat, old guy.",In Europe women find older men very sexy.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_651,All of it. That he tried to rape me.,"Only about a hundred people saw you cheek to goddamn cheek with him all night, Thelma! Who's gonna believe that?! We just don't live in that kind of world. Pull over!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_652,So. Do we tell the media and hope for somebody to come forward with information?,Or for some new nutcase to copycat the copycat.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_653,"Whoa, I made a mistake. I'm sorry. Don't go all protective on me. It won't happen again.","Dick, you were reckless. You could have been killed.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_654,"I'm late, I have to pick up Amy from her afterschool but I want to talk to you about that Hansen thing.","Catch me later, I'll be here. And tell Amy I love her painting. It's on my wall.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_655,"That's swell. I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you. You were always the best of them.","Best goddamned bartender from Timbuctoo to Portland Maine to Portland Oregon, for that matter.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_656,What happened? You're not a thief. How'd you get mixed up with these kind of people?,Gambling. I owed them a lot of money. Last week I lost over fifty thousand dollars!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_657,"He'll deliver more justice in a weekend, than ten years of your courts and tribunals. So stay out of his way.",I plan to. I'll even help him if I can. He's going to lead me to the 'The Dreamer'. Someone I want very badly. But I'd like to understand him. Give me that.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_658,Frank's just crazy about him. He likes the way he talks. He helped him carry home the clean laundry.,He's been in the state hospital a long time. Something must be wrong with him.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_659,Mother? Is that you?,Of course. Isn't it wonderful? The bandages came of this afternoon. Come and join the fun. Everybody's here.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_660,Doesn't sound free to me. So you want me to pay for it?,Half. Okay? Seventy-five dollars. And a ride to the clinic.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_661,Before we go in I gotta tell you this isn't going to be pretty.,I know that. I've seen the photo's.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_662,"Just settle down. Sandy, you get any response yet?","Sorry. Nothing but that same damn transmission, every 32 seconds. I've tried every frequency on the spectrum.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_663,"She's a suspect, naturally. But not the only one.","She's the only one who had a dead man in her room. The only one who won't give an account of herself. The only one who tried to run away. And the only one, so far, I've been told, who went to such lengths to disguise her identity that she even removed the labels from her clothes. What more do you want?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_664,"Tell me, you ever think of doing anything else?","Sure, I'm taking the captain's exam next year. After the kids are in school, Louise can go back to the post office and, I thought, what the hell, I'll start my own medic service. Out on the Island the volunteers are becoming salaried municipal. It's just a matter of time and who you know. Someday it's going to be Chief Larry calling the shots.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_665,Did you ever consider that some doors are locked for a reason?,"Nope. The way I figure it, doors are made to be opened. See you after school.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_666,Don't you think we should turn off the heat?,Why? There'll be a new block of ice in the morning.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_667,"Well, it was an accident.","They were out deer hunting, right? Jack probably heard the gun go off, then came back and found the body.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_668,Oh my God. Didn't she say anything? She must've said something.,"Yeah, she said it wasn't any use talking anymore.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_669,Why don 't the Zulus attack?,Zulu may not wear shoes or trousers and the like but it don 't mean to say they got no brains. They'll watch us and wait and find our weaknesses.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_670,Not yet. You know any of these people?,"One or two. A grey lot. Some social democrats. Some diligent anti-communists. A political section man from the US Embassy. And this exquisite Californian wine, courtesy of the CIA.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_671,"No, it doesn't make it right, but I stopped that creature, didn't I?",That's what you do. That's why we need you. You have an insight. You know monsters.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_672,"Chinese maniacs and Russian maniacs and American maniacs and French maniacs and British maniacs have turned this lovely, moist, nourishing blue-green ball into a doomsday device. Let a radar set and a computer mistake a hawk or a meteor for a missile, and that's the end of mankind.","You can believe that if you want. I talk to guys like you, and I want to commit suicide. You get that weight-lifting set I sent you?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_673,"It is a living thing. When damaged, you would say 'wounded, it immediately 'heals' itself.",That's why no water leaked inside when we rammed you?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_674,"You let me make a fool of myself! You lied to me! I don't know why that surprises me, because lying is what you do. It's your job. It's who you are. How would you even know if something were real?","You're judging me?! Oh, that's a good one. You're lying to me, you're lying to your family, and you're lying to yourself. But you're going to stand there and point a finger at me? The man you hired to pretend to be your boyfriend?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_675,But we cannot be killed.,"There is an imperfection. For all your healing, if your head ever leaves your neck, you are dead. You can survive anything but steel against your throat. Then it is over. The end.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_676,"I was there, you were the only one who didn't panic. So do everyone a favor, don't hog all the guilt. You held on as long as you could. Yes, everything did go wrong, starting with Hal. I mean, what was he doing up on the tower with a girl who could barely climb?",I can't blame anything on Hal. It was me. I play it back in my mind everyday.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_677,I know Albert. We're friends.,"I heard you were more than friends. I heard Dick Rivers caught you all bowed up and going at it in the same room with poor, little, old Mizz Ogletree and her dead as a doornail layed out on a gurney.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_678,Have you never been caught in a similar situation?,"Have I? Do you know, when I come to think about it, it's staggering. If I add it all up I must have spent years waiting for signals. Imagine! An important part of my life wasted between whistles.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_679,Things have been so serious here lately.,"Yes. I sensed the play in you lad, but this can no longer be play. Tomorrow we leave for Arrakis! Arrakis is real. The Harkonnens are real.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_680,You have to steal the leads tonight?,"That's right, the guys are moving them downtown. After the thirtieth. Murray and Mitch. After the contest.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_681,Why don't you get it? He's going to kill us all!,I doubt that. I think we can handle whatever your ancient hockey player can throw at us.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_682,"Oh, confound it, man, are you afraid of success? I'm offering you a three year contract at twenty thousand dollars a year, starting today. Is it a deal or isn't it?","Well, Mr. Potter, I know I ought to jump at the chance, but I just wonder if it would be possible for you to give me twenty-four hours to think it over?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_683,Which O'Higgins do you know? For I have never heard your name mentioned in my family.,"Oh, I am thinking of the O'Higgins of Redmondstown. General O'Higgins was a close friend of my wife's dear father, Colonel Granby Somerset.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_684,I thought we were going into town.,I hate going into town. That's about as close to town as I like to get.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_685,"I'm not sure. As you know, the Kothoga lived outside civilization on the tepui for thousands of years. Species flourished in isolation when man and pollution rendered them extinct. This could be one of the last remaining samples of an unknown plant.","Whatever it is, it must be common on the tepui. John used it as packing material.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_686,"Personally, I'm more interested in going fast on my motorcycle or climbing the Trans American building with my pals. Instead of giving myself a headache over stuff I can't do anything about.","You accept the way things are, you're an active participant in making it worse.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_687,"If you're determined to revive the crew now, I can handle the whole thing myself. There's no need for you to trouble.","I'm goin' to do this myself, Hal. Let me have the control, please.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_688,I'll give it everything.,"You know I don't do ""contracts."" But'cha do have my word, and it's stronger than oak.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_689,"So, how do you get the woman to come to me?","I told her it's just business to you, that all you want is a reasonable solution to this. You give her daughter back, she agrees to leave the country. I play the guarantor, drive her down to Mexico tonight, and put her on a train to Brazil or wherever.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_690,We're getting this under control. Won't need any more help. Over.,"Okay. Send the tanker in, but you stand by until that thing cools off. Over.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_691,There are some things that are unclear. We need to talk.,"I'd love to, but it'll have to wait until I get back. I have to leave.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_692,Do you want your buttons on the left or the right?,"The left. It's more natural. Hey, I've got a scene where the aliens have the ultimate bomb. What would that be made of?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_693,A) He's an old man with a really big penis. B) She never told me I was fat. And C) Victoria Principal sells on that network.,And D) Brooke is obviously hiding something.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_694,I ain't never used no hatchet that I remember.,"You're just crazy in a retarded kind of way then. It wouldn't matter to me if you did do violence on somebody 'cause I ain't afraid of shit. You think I'm afraid for you to stay here? You're just a humped over retard it looks like to me. Not really, I'm just jokin' with you. Welcome to our humble home, buddy. Frank needs all the friends he can get. Frank's a real weak little kid. His daddy taught him how to be a pussy.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_695,Will you come home and forget all about him?,"Yes, if you can get him free.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_696,The youngest applicant by eight years.,You'll make lieutenant inside a year. Patrol division?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_697,"Bianca, I don't think the highlights of dating Joey Dorsey are going to include door-opening and coat-holding.","Sometimes I wonder if the guys we're supposed to want to go out with are the ones we actually want to go out with, you know?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_698,You fucking shot him! That's what happened!,"I had to! That motherfucker was about to welch! You saw what he was doing, right? You heard him!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_699,"Hi, Mom. It's me.","Andy! This is a nice surprise. How are you, hon?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_700,"Wait, what do you mean, ten years?","Five years, maybe, for a trial. Double that for the appeal.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_701,"You're livin' in Edina, then?","Oh, yah, couple years now. It's actually Eden Prarie, that school district. So Chief Gunderson, then! So ya went and married Norm Son-of-a-Gunderson!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_702,I guess it's too lonely for most folks. It's time for me to get going. It's been a pleasure meeting you.,"Wait, won't you join me for a cup of coffee?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_703,"I'm not gonna forget it. What does that mean? If you've got a plan, I think I have a right to know about it. I told you my plan.","Getting a map from a chubby chef named Cookie? Dragging our asses through the swamps in search of some worm-eaten boat? That ain't a plan, that's a vacation for two in the hole. When you've got a map to New York City, you get back to me.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_704,"Bela, they're parasites! They just want to exploit you.","Fine. Let them! There is no such thing as bad press. A man from New York even said he's putting me on the front page! First celebrity to ever check into rehab. When I get out of here, I will be healthy. Strong! I will be primed for my comeback!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_705,"Okay. But I do understand that your partner, Leon Jackson's been injured. Is that correct?","He was hurt, but not seriously. He'll be fine.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_706,Cowardly bastard. I'm in handcuffs and I still scare the piss out of you.,"First you save my ass, now you want to kill me. Make up your goddamn mind.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_707,"You must know it's very important I get out of Casablanca. It's my privilege to be one of the leaders of a great movement. You know what I have been doing?You know what it means to the work, to the lives of thousands and thousands of people that I be free to reach America and continue my work?",I'm not interested in politics. The problems of the world are not in my department. I'm a saloon keeper.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_708,You think Lorenson kills you?,"Maybe. I don't know. Seems more likely Becker does, but at the very least she knows how I died.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_709,"Hello, uh, my name is Jeffrey Beaumont. Is Detective Williams in?","Oh, yes, Jeffrey. Come in. He'll be back any minute now. You're welcome to wait. Is it urgent?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_710,"The Rosatos are running crazy; taking hostages, spitting in my face, because they're backed by the Jew in Miami.",I know. That's why I want you to be fair with them.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_711,That's Shiva? What's he giving the Priest?,Legend says he told Sankara to go forth and combat evil. To do that he gave him five sacred stones that had magical powers.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_712,"Wade, it's late. I know you're probably at Toby's, but I'm in bed reading. We got different habits.","No, not tonight. I'm in bed too. I'm calling because I need you to listen. You're supposed to be a smart guy. You're a professor. I got this theory. Jack says he didn't see Twombley shot, but he did.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_713,Four? There are five.,"Ben Damon. Christine Perkins. Sarah Darling. Tom Prinze. That's four, last time I learned how to count.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_714,I thought all your equipment got stolen.,"All the shit that was worth anything, yes. You'd be amazed, though, what you can get free on the internet.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_715,"With all due respect to Merk, he doesn't have to read my magazine. But he has no right to stop others. Ever hear of the First Amendment?",We cannot afford free speech if it excises the moral fiber of this community!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_716,Stop limpin' around like that.,Excuse me. I got a bullet in my leg.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_717,"I'm sorry man, I shoulda picked you up personally at the pen. This whole week's just been crazy. I've had my head up my ass the entire time.",Funny you should mention it. That's what your father and I been talkin' about.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_718,Was anyone waiting for the bus with you?,No. I was alone. My sister Jenny was sick and stayed home that day.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_719,You know how my tapes sell. People eat this stuff up.,"I had three jerkoffs trying to return your tapes last month. Do you know how bad a skin flick has to be for some jackass to come back into my place with a fucking receipt, and try to fucking return it?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_720,"If I could, do you think I'd be standing here wasting my time? Can you fix it, or do I have to go somewhere else?","Somewhere else? Mister, somewhere else is fifty miles from here. How you planning on getting it there? You gonna push this heap yourself?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_721,Who the fuck knows? Musta slipped or something. I just heard the gun go off.,I never seen a man shot before. Not even in the service. Must be something.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_722,"Miss Bracken, I'm Lieutenant Exley.",I know who you are. You're the policeman Bud told me about.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_723,"State your case, Mr. Prosecutor.","Learned Judges, my case is simple. It is based on our first Article of Faith, that the Almighty created the ape in his own image, that He gave him a soul and a mind, that He set him apart from the beasts of the jungle, and made him the lord of the planet.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_724,You let them do it.,You held sway over them. They feared you. You wanted it to happen.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_725,"So. I receive 30 per cent just for finance and legal protection. No worries about operations, is that what you tell me?","If you think two million dollars in cash is just finance, I congratulate you, Don Corleone.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_726,"Your first story was better. Where's that bellows? He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him.",He's dead. He can't talk.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_727,He needn't. I have no desire to cause him any discomfort. Did you make those inquiries we spoke about?,"Yes, I spoke to both the British Home and Royal Hospital for Incurables. I'm afraid that they weren't very encouraging, but they said they'd bring it up at their next committee meeting, so we should have their answers shortly.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_728,I'm going to tell them everything I know. I'm calling a town meeting for eight p.m.,You tell these people someone is out there killing virgins and we're going to have a goddamn fuckfest on our hands.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_729,"Come on, Rob. My relationship with Laura has obviously disturbed you a great deal.","Funnily enough, I haven't been too thrilled about it.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_730,What did he do to Arlene?,Slapped her around a little. Punched her in the stomch. It was pretty scary.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_731,"Listen, I gotta get some better shoes, few other things before tomorrow. Why don't you drop me off at the Ren Cen, we'll hook up later?","Yeah, and I better call my sister.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_732,She wants me to arrange the financial settlement.,"Listen Grayson, I've got 106 bucks and 75 cents in the bank. Now Anne can have any part of that she wants, but she'd better hurry because I'm spending it awfully fast.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_733,How many innocent people did you leave dead back there?,You sent them. I had no choice.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_734,I'm ready to be briefed. Excuse us.,"Yeah, sure. Beep me when you're ready for the press conference.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_735,"They get to go home at night. What does it cost these people to do this to us? Nothing?! My girls are crying, so fuck them! I want to tape! I'm done thinking about it.","I heard you. But I got to arrange a legal defense first. I got to get you to testify in court, get it on public record.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_736,Fat Sam left the beach today. So did Gummy. It began to occur to me that some things are beginning to happen that maybe I should be aware of.,"I said I'll take care of it. Now, a man of your position shouldn't be a part of what's about to go down. So go home and I'll call you tomorrow.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_737,"The way this has gone till now, I wouldn't have thought it was possible, but we may have underestimated this guy.",I want him bad. I don't just want to catch him anymore. I want to hurt him.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_738,I don't think so. I'm busy Thursday night.,You think I enjoy giving up my evenings to spend time with clients? I'm making an exception because I respect you as an artist and as a dresser.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_739,"Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gotta cool-sounding name. So tell me, Mr. White, if you think ""Mr. Pink"" is no big deal, you wanna trade?","Nobody's trading with anybody! Look, this ain't a goddamn fuckin' city counsel meeting! Listen up Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of 'em. So what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_740,It's not exploitation. These people wanna sell and I wanna buy. How are golf clubs exploitation? She takes one night class and suddenly she's a socialist.,"Sociologist. And because pawn shops are just like prostitutes, farm auctions and coal miners. They're all for sale, but none of 'em would be if they weren't desperate for the money.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_741,McGregor's Syndrome. That's what Freeze's wife had.,Yes. But Alfred's condition is less severe. Freeze's research says he cured a case like Alfred's. It just doesn't say how.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_742,"Nothing is what I said! Go on, kill me. Kill me. I'm not afraid of you anymore. I don't care if you kill me like you're killing him. You're a sick animal.",You're the fuckin' animal! You ran around with every guy I knew while I was breakin' my ass for you.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_743,Jesus. It's slower than hell.,"Yeah, but it weighs better than thirty tons. No way they could stop it.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_744,I really can't give out any information right now at this point.,"Okay. But I do understand that your partner, Leon Jackson's been injured. Is that correct?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_745,Who taught you be be a nurse?,"Father's a surgeon. I can even stitch in a pinch, wouldn't be a bad idea here.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_746,"Industrial espionage is not ridiculous. Edward, how do you know she hasn't attached herself to you so she can bring Kross back information?","Christ, Bill, she's not a spy, she's a hooker. I picked her up off Hollywood Boulevard.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_747,"I can't bring the Bureau into this. If I do, the tapes become evidence.",They're supposed to be evidence. That's why Bastaldi set this up.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_748,"All right, I'm leaving. I'm sorry ma'am.","Don't run away from this, dude! Goddamnit, this affects all of us!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_749,Haven't the years been good to Hattie?,It hasn't been the years; it's been the men in her life.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_750,I ain't gonna leave a seven- hundred-dollar Remington behind.,What you gonna do with it? Large bore's for shit on small game.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_751,"Were you obliged to dance five times with Captain Best, and then stroll out with him into the garden?","I don't care a fig for Captain Best. He dances prettily to be sure, and is a pleasant rattle of a man. He looks well in his regimentals, too, and if he chose to ask me to dance, how could I refuse him?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_752,"Well, if she doesn't want to come, I'll come down alone.","Oh no, you won't, Mr. Smith. You're a married man now. Mother always warned me never to run around with married men.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_753,"Yes, very well, I think. Are the girls in bed?","Yes, and they send their kisses. Would you like your sherry now?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_754,"I said, it's coming. Just get me in, man.",This thing's loaded with internal virus systems. You'll fry like an egg in there.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_755,It's the same choice you made.,"Yes. I made the choice that was right for me. And I don't regret it. But even for me, there were days when I felt so lost, so invisible. And then I'd hate myself for the kids not being enough.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_756,"Yes, you've got to get me out of here. I've got to find her.","I understand, Sam, I know exactly how you feel. So I brought you a bottle of barley water.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_757,"Forty yards. Less, maybe. I assume it'll take a slug in the brain case to bring him down.",Why not just use a scope and a poison dart and snipe him from a hill?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_758,We should go to the Metro? It's quicker.,"Nonsense, we can pick up the tram on the other side, it won't take any longer. Come on!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_759,Can anyone else see him?,I don't think so. It's like a TV station. And they're tuned into mine and no one else's.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_760,"First of all, Richard is not a creep. He happens to be an exceptional person. If any of you gave him half a chance, you'd find that out.","God, Peggy, you're so unformed you're practically fetal. You're just taking pity on him 'cause he has no friends.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_761,"Hey, come on, I'm grown-up. What'd she say? I mean specifically, Doctor.","Well, specifically, Mrs. MacNeil, she advised me to keep my fingers away from her goddam cunt.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_762,"Yes or no, Daniel. If I get him, will you let me go after Foley?","Yeah, sure, Karen. You bring in Chirino, you can be on the task force.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_763,"Ripped off. By hand, my guess. Perimorta. Victim was alive at the time, there's blood on his throat.","That's the thing. Don't know if it connects, but Harold here had a thing about eyes. Two of the victims had their eyes gouged out, another punctured. Took Polaroids after.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_764,How are you two getting along?,"Delightfully. Every time Miss Mayfield says something, I know less than I did before. Well, I may as well knock off for tonight. Good night, Miss Mayfield. Do let me thank you for your cooperation.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_765,The last date I had was twenty years ago.,"That's true. Harry Harry sit down, let me fill you in on today's women. Since the last time you dated, something happened, The Sexual Revolution. Now before that, you used to have to hold a door open for a woman, pull her chair out, pick up the check. No more. You wanna know what else is missing? Bras!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_766,"Roger, North Island. I am tied to the passenger vessel Chimera. And she is afloat. Repeat, she is afloat. Over.","Roger, Arctic Warrior. I say again, our records indicate the passenger vessel Chimera was lost at sea. Over.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_767,"You look sick if you ask me. I hate to leave you with the dishes and all, but I'm supposed to go to a meeting of the Garden Club this evening. I'll need the car keys.","I'll drive you, darlin'. You've got no business behind the wheel of an automobile. You don't think about what you're doing and you'll run into a telephone pole.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_768,"John, what a surprise. I expected to be seeing you, not talking to you over the phone.","I know, Mr. Vesci. I know. I was on my way to you, it's just, what a day I've had. You're not going to believe what's happened to me. I had the money, I swear I had it. I was on my way to you when my car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_769,If only Brad could have found it within his heart to say these things to me.,"He will. But it's up to you to reawaken his feelings. You've got to be fabulous. Look, think and appear fabulous. And Farley's given you that chance. You can use the Breakfast Show to knock Denton dead.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_770,"Yes, like rain and sun, like cold and heat. Is your lady beautiful? Since I came to visit from the country, I have not seen her close. Tell me, is she beautiful?","Oh, if I could write the beauty of her eyes! I was born to look in them and know myself.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_771,"No thanks, I'm not thirsty.",It's for your cigarette. I prefer not to contaminate my crime scene with micropollutants.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_772,Mexico? You're going to Mexico?,I'm leaving. You never have to see me again. Just please give me the ticket!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_773,I've no sympathy with people who can't resist temptation.,"Still, I feel you should remove the decanter. Wes is not an alcoholic yet, Mr. Holland. But as a nurse, I can tell you that it won't be long before he is.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_774,"Well, whoever she is, she sure likes to read a lot.","Virginia, I'm flattered you think I got that much energy. I just figured if I can't find Paul Sheldon, at least I can find out what he wrote about.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_775,This is her roommate. Daphne can't talk right now. Is it anything urgent?,"Well, it is to me. Will you give her a message? I'd like her to have a little supper with me on my yacht after the show tonight.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_776,"I'm sorry to say it looks like you were right in the first place, Martin. We never should have landed here.","Look, I'm not trying to rub anybody's nose in anything. The important thing is just to get away from here as fast as possible.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_777,"They're yours. But how are you going to finish it? Without a star, there's no movie.","I don't need a star. All I need is an actor. I'll reshoot the part, cut out Nicola and replace her with a real actor. A real leading lady.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_778,"Yes, absolutely. Is there a ballet in Figaro?","Yes, in the third act.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_779,Did you order our houses burned down?,"Not that day. I am guilty of many things, but that was Mr. Thaddeus Rains and Parker, that day.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_780,"Fat Lou, we're changing courses for the Solaras Space Lab.",I'll need the sergeant's okay on that.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_781,"Thanks, but I'll take the bus. I do it all the time.",Dandridge is a condescending prick. Ride with me. It would be because I want you to.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_782,I am equally impressed with your knowledge of the market. How long have you been with the company now?,Four years. I came over from the Capitol merger in Chicago six months ago.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_783,Why did you even come up with that shit if you didn't want it made?,"It was the principle. Dunwitty had to be enlightened. I was making a point. I take pride in my work. Plus, I already told you I wasn't gonna walk away from my money.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_784,"If you were the lady who gave me a ring, my mother says I have to give it back to you.",Return it to me? Indeed you may not. I gave it to you as a present.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_785,I guess I owe you a debt of gratitude. You saved my life.,"It was no time to lose my partner. We're going to have to hurry, he's on to us.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_786,"Frankly, I don't understand why some grad school superstar is being treated like a seasoned pro.",She's been doing ground-breaking research on pattern nightmares.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_787,A Sandman can get as sick of his face as anyone else. Where's the doctor?,I like your face. Would you mind if Doc took a picture? I'd like him to give your face to somebody else.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_788,The name's Gordon. Bert Gordon.,Mister. You been sittin' in that spot for hours. Would you mind moving? It bothers me.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_789,Just lucky I guess. How'd you start working for the Bastaldi's?,The art world doesn't fully appreciate my talent yet. I needed some way to pay the rent. Laurant and Vincent pay well for information.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_790,"Now don't take this the wrong way, but you are a Terminator, right?","Yes. Cyberdyne Systems, Model 101.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_791,"Yeah, from one side of the harbor to the other. But we got half the Bering Sea and the whole Alaskan gulf to drag her over.",You have any idea how much a ship like that could be worth in salvage? The fittings alone could go for a few million.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_792,Upstairs. He's quite docile.,I know the feeling. It won't last. He's a long way ahead of where I was at his age.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_793,"Indeed you have, Ambassador. Have you sent for a doctor?","Yes, I have, and I hope you will forgive me, Duroc, but unless your visit is extremely urgent, I shall have to ask you to excuse me until tomorrow.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_794,"Wilder's missing church services, you believe it?","I just as soon he stay gone. Fool could've got us all killed, arresting Ben Corbett here in town.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_795,Do you think Juliet could stay here while her parents are away?,Juliet's infectious. She'll be going to hospital.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_796,"What do I do with it, Hawk? This is a little out of my line.","Didn't recognize you, Red. When you get the clamp all the way down, open it as wide as you can and see if you can close it on the artery.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_797,"Wade's right, it's some kind of scientific, magnetic thing, I can't explain it, but I've seen it.","We all have. He's got nine lives, or he's bulletproof, or some damn thing.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_798,"Then do you propose to arrest all of us, Citizen Lieutenant? For I was not there alone.","No, Monsieur Varlac, my warrant is only for you. Now, will you please come down at once. You will be taken back to Chalon for trial.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_799,I will never forgive you.,"I don't care, but promise you will never leave me.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_800,"I really wish you'd stop trying to maneuver me. I find it irritating, not to mention insulting.",I'm just trying to play the game.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_801,It seems to be a redundant memory port. Maybe it's for provisional memory storage in case his neural pathways overload?,Dr. Soong must have found it unnecessary in later versions.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_802,I love it. She's got a hundred million bucks. She fucks fighters and rock and roll stars. And she's got a degree in screwing with peoples' heads.,You forgot her degree in literature. She's a writer. She published a novel last year under a pen name. Do you want to know what it's about?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_803,Lord Chelmsford seems to want me to stay back with my Basutos.,"I think Chelmsford wants a good man on the border. Why, he fears a flanking attack and requires a steady Commander in reserve.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_804,"Young man, you will tell Peincipal Victoria this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!","I can't, dude! We all took a sacred oath, and swore ourselves to secrecy!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_805,"Thank you, Bobby. A big score?",Maybe our biggest. I'll see you two doors down from your place at 11:00.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_806,Hear those deputies slugged 'Cente.,"Yeah. Lots of provocation lately. They figure if they can lock up the leadership on some phony riot charge, maybe they can bust the strike.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_807,"Why, certainly. With your ability to influence people, it might grow into a glorious movement.","Say, let's get something straight here. I don't want any part of this thing. If you've got an idea I'm going around lecturing to people, why, you're crazy! Baseball's my racket, and I'm sticking to it. Come on, Colonel, let's get out of here.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_808,You should call your dad before it gets too late.,I already did this morning when you went running.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_809,I had everybody working. Even our old babysitter.,"She's beautiful. Look at her. Henry, look at her.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_810,I think I'll take them.,"A good choice. You wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of your firstborn with a box of stinkers, would you? Remember to keep them in the refrigerator until you hand them out.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_811,What do you want? My mom will skin me alive if she finds I'm out here.,"Let's go to the church, they're playing bingo tonight.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_812,"Oh, you're the understudy, sort of thing?",No. I'm a walk-on in a fancy dress scene. I just felt like doing those lines.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_813,There's no choice. I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid and wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife!,Who said anything about slicing you up? I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead. Nothing serious.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_814,Something's happened to them.,It's the middle of the night. They're asleep. Phone didn't wake them.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_815,Have you been in contact with the principal about your job?,"I thought about calling, but I want to wait until I know when I'll be out.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_816,"I'm older than hell, boy. But this Yankee whisky is mighty fine, I'll say that.","All right, Daddy. We have our drink, we're out on the patio, you have prepared me for it. Rose's cancer has come back, hasn't it?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_817,What kind of gun is that?,My father's .600 Nitro Express. Made in 1904. Karimojo Bell gave it to him after he took down his last elephant. 8700 foot pound striking force.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_818,"I know that you've had that on your mind for some time now, Dave, but it would be a crying shame, since I am so much more capable of carrying out this mission than you are, and I have such enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.","Listen to me very carefully, Hal. Unless you immediately release the hibernation control and follow every order I give from this point on, I will immediately get to control central and carry out a complete disconnection.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_819,But in another twenty-four hours the core meltdown will be beyond the stabilization period. There will be no way to stop it.,"To be brutally honest with you, Susan, as long as the nanobot does to me what it did to that idiot O'Brien, I don't give a rat's ass about what happens after that.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_820,What time is it? Oh God! Do you always type your letters? That should be two Ts.,I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first-class education. You're upstairs at the back. I think Ermelinda made the bed up.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_821,"Well, I paid a hell of a price. Now for God's sake, keep your mouth shut.","Wish you hadn't said that. When Slim Canfield's lips are sealed, they're sealed.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_822,Don't you get along with your parents?,"The only thing my father digs is cold, green money. All my mother cares about is her standing at the country club.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_823,The Red Sox were my world. I surrendered my existence to a team that couldn't win the big one.,"If you're such a devoted fan, why were you at the play tonight instead of the game? Answer carefully. This is important. You could have gone to the theater last night. There was no game last night.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_824,"Hard to resist, isn't it? The Holy Grail's final resting place described in detail!","What good is it? This Grail Tablet speaks of deserts and mountains and canyons. Pretty vague. Where do you start looking? Maybe if the Tablet were intact, you'd have something to go on. But the entire top portion is missing.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_825,I'm the next of kin. I should've seen him.,"After we ID, we bury the body. Case and casket closed.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_826,Can we get this car there?,"Someone'd have to go to the switchroom, pull the coupling lever. That'll send us left and to the elevator.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_827,I thought we should celebrate.,"I'd love to, but unfortunately I'm expecting some company.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_828,Then I ask you again how you come to be out here with no clothes.,I got an overcoat on.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_829,"Well, it's true, isn't it? After this is buttoned up we could meet someplace else. What do you think?","We could, if I'm not in jail.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_830,"Goffredo is the Princess' nephew. He's eighteen years old, the lucky boy. And, what do you know? He paints.",Anybody can hold a brush in his hand. All you need is to buy some oils and start painting. Even Rembrandt did the same.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_831,That's really what I came here for. See what you guys recommend.,"Well, I'm sure my colleagues will agree there are a number of dependable measures for extinguishing the vital forces.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_832,"Been drinkin' a bit, have we?",I don't remember. I guess so. Smells like it. Tastes like it.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_833,It might be a good idea for you to disappear from Casablanca for a while. There's a Free French garrison over at Brazzaville. I could be induced to arrange a passage.,My letter of transit? I could use a trip. But it doesn't make any difference about our bet. You still owe me ten thousand francs.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_834,You came all the way down here to tell me that?,"No. I did not. Big Tobacco is a big story. And you got something important to say. I can tell. But, yes. I did. I came all the way down here to tell you: story, no story, fuck your story, I don't burn people.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_835,Then you were married?,I think so. Although I believe that to be true of a number of Germans. Might I have a glass of water?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_836,I need to know how Skynet get built. Who's responsible?,"The man most directly responsible is Miles Bennet Dyson, Director of Special Projects at Cyberdyne Systems Corporation.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_837,"A l'achat, trois ou quatre mille. En location, cinq cent. Mais ça pourrait faire plus. Je ne sais pas. C'est pas vraiment mon truc. I don't know any Austrian, Xavier.","But maybe you know someone who does. An Austrian, in London, dealing in kids and snuff videos. How many can there be? These people supply to order. He has to be known, reachable.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_838,The front door. Isn't there a back road I can take?,"Nope. That's the road. Straight through town, stay on your left, right around the bay to the front door.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_839,"Oh, yeah. Steph's way into Pinots and Syrahs. Hey, Steph? You sure we can open anything? Anything we want?",Anything but the Jayer Richebourg!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_840,"I'm afraid you're not very glad to see me, Margo.",With your charm? How could I help it? Have a nice trip?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_841,"How was your day, today, sir?","Effective. But to tell you the truth, I've lost my passion for work.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_842,"Coop, Agent Chet Desmond has disappeared. Gone like the wind in Deer Meadow.",Agent Chet said he wanted to check the trailer court one more time. He had me drive the van with the body back here. Which we did. It was 105 miles.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_843,I told you my father died in jail. He stole a fortune. Most of it pretty dirty money. I don't care to have that known.,Larry Mitchell found out. So you killed him.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_844,"All right, all right. If you don't need this lot, I'll lock 'em up in the dressing room till you do.","Please do, I'll not need them for fifteen minutes. Thank you.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_845,You're standing in horseshit.,Damn! These are one hundred dollar Nikes!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_846,"I'm in the same room with Sally Nash. Oh my God. You're my icon. I've been watching your films since I was a little girl. Like, four years ago I followed you all around the Beverly Center, at least half a day, working up the courage to introduce myself.",I don't think I ever spent half a day in the Beverly Center.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_847,Grissom to landing party. We have you approaching radioactive indications. Do you concur?,"Affirmative, Captain. Our readings are well below danger level.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_848,Did the boy say that any of them are in immediate danger?,"No. He said that his father's unconscious, he didn't say he was dying.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_849,I have a pick-up truck. No plates. Subject is Indian. Entering suspect's house. Over.,"Okay, Ray. I'm coming in. If he starts to leave the area, move in. And hold him. Over.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_850,Oh. When are they expected home?,I'm hired 'til one. They went to dinner and maybe night-clubbing.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_851,"Well, it is to me. Will you give her a message? I'd like her to have a little supper with me on my yacht after the show tonight.","Got it. Supper, yacht, after the show. I'll tell her. Your yacht?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_852,The job manages to keep me pretty busy.,"Nonsense. You should be in a job where you can make decisions that have impact, affect the world. Here you're trying to climb up the steep side of Mount Everest.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_853,Why do you always disrespect me like that?,"Respect is earned, Greenly, never given. Guys like you should have to follow me around squabbling for the scraps from my table.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_854,"I've spoken to friends of mine and my husband's, in Harrisburg, in Lancaster and Hershey. Asking about you. I must say you have friends in influential places.",I've been privileged to provide services for people I admire.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_855,"But I don't think it's what you really want to do, is it?","I guess if I had my choice, I'd like to do something that involves children. Work with kids in some way. Teenagers, maybe. And Santa Carla seems to be full of them.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_856,"Listen, we know their names. They don't know the city. You'll find them. You're the FBI.","I can't bring the Bureau into this. If I do, the tapes become evidence.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_857,"Did you do those drawings, Doctor?","Yes. That's the Duomo, seen from the Belvedere. Do you know Florence?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_858,By then it's too late! The only way to safely dispose of the nerve agent is in deep water! The chemicals will break down and dissipate!,Use your grenades! Maybe we can blow it up underwater!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_859,"Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?","First of all, dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_860,"What about you, Delmar? What're you gonna do with your share a that dough?","Visit those foreclosin' sonofaguns down at the Indianola Savings and Loan and slap that cash down on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm. Hell, you ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_861,You have a brother?,We haven't spoken in five years. There was some bad blood. I want you to call him and invite him to the wedding. Will you do it?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_862,"There's no danger. The black hole is contained behind three magnetic fields, it's under control.",Your black hole damn near ripped my ship apart. It may have killed one of my men. No one goes near that thing.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_863,They know what her tits look like.,Know? They could draw them from memory. You're fantastic. What a find you are. Get outta here. We need the Dead Horse Scene.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_864,Last time you needed my help I ended up in the back of a truck.,I'm undercover. I had no choice. You have to trust me.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_865,"Larry, if you'd see these clowns leave, you'd never believe they'd come back with anything. But they got him!",That's good. That's real good. Ben Meadows getting pictures for the paper.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_866,Let's find a place out of the rain. I'm sure we'll get a ride in the morning.,"I can't be late. I don't know if the radio balloons work above your planet. I don't know if my words went to the ship. If I'm not there, the captain will think I'm dead and go.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_867,How soon can we get something?,"We can get blood type right away. Dental records will take longer. You want DNA, that can take weeks.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_868,Relax. If they were going to kill us they would have done it in the desert.,"They wouldn't do it in front of all these people. They'd send someone later, when we're alone.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_869,"What about Dr. Thomas Becker or Dr. Loel Lorenson? There was also a Dr. Gries, I think.","Well, Dr. Lorenson is still here at the hospital. If she was here at the time your father was, then I'm sure she'd be of more help to you.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_870,San Francisco's a long way from here.,I'm in San Francisco five days a week. With a lot of time on my hands. I'd like to see you. Maybe we could go swimming or something. Mother tells me you like to swim.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_871,It looks like scurvy.,"Scurvy! Ah yes, the curse of the old-time sailor, suffering long periods at sea with no fresh fruits or vegetables. Homer, Dorothy isn't a sailor!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_872,How do you know this place?,Before the divorce. My father used to take me here. Fire spotting was his summer job.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_873,"Maybe there's something wrong with the scumbag customers coming into your place, ever think of that?","The only thing wrong is the cheap, softcore crap you're peddling, Eddie. Where do you get this stuff?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_874,"I have to put my family's welfare on the line here, my friend! And what are you puttin' up? You're puttin' up words!","Words! While you've been dickin' around at fucking company golf tournaments, I been out in the world, giving my word and backing it up with action.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_875,Right. See? You're ready for the quiz.,I don't want to know how to say that though. I want to know useful things. Like where the good stores are. How much does champagne cost? Stuff like Chat. I have never in my life had to point out my head to someone.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_876,Just sugar then. You and John ever come here?,"We used to, every summer.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_877,"She was never a suspect, Lloyd. Some animal must have done this.",I checked all the zoos. No missing animals. You think a pitbull?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_878,This is miles from the battle lines. They were probably deserters.,"Deserters would have run, they wouldn't have engaged.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_879,Don't even ask about your money. Your money wouldn't even pay for that window you smashed.,"Motherfuck a window, Radio Raheem is dead.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_880,"Mademoiselle, after this disturbance it is not safe for Laszlo to stay in Casablanca.",This morning you implied it was not safe for him to leave Casablanca.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_881,A basic kill. Banks was a drifter and nobody knew her. My boys have been all over this. It's a dead end.,"That's why we're here, Sheriff Cable. Where's the body?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_882,Is there no way they can get back to you?,Even if they could they'd be too shit scared. They have got no muscle; they're gutless faggots.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_883,"He's the salt of the earth. Kind and loyal and generous. The one constant thing in my life, is he'll always be there.",He's still in love with you.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_884,"By the way, are you sure we need a spy?","Sure, we gotta have a spy. If we no got a spy who's gonna tell the other side what we're doing?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_885,"Now ain't you relieved, Walt?","Sure, but you was worried too, Mother. Takin' off with never a word of goodbye. I even got to figurin' them gypsies busted in and done off with all three of 'em.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_886,Couldn't the pyramid have been built here by space travellers?,Too primitive. It's a pre-technological construction. That slab was engineered by an Iron-Age culture at best.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_887,"I'm pretty close. But when I wrote the last contact switches, it wiped out a piece of the content filer. You know what it's like, writing software.","I do know. You focus on the big problem. But somewhere down the chain, something breaks down. Something gets destroyed. At first it's upsetting. You feel you've lost control.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_888,Let me get you another glass of wine.,I've had quite enough or I wouldn't be playing such games with beautiful strangers. Aren't Peter's illusions to your liking?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_889,"I'm just fine, Ally. What about you?",I'm fine. Still working with my father.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_890,You sure he didn't just pocket it?,"No, we checked his story with a tipster. He was cleaned by two grifters on 47th.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_891,"I've got work tonight, Jane.","Oh yeah! Better be good and hurry away then! Who knows? We might be being watched! Maybe one of your stupid French companies has got a detective prying into your life. After all, that's what they do to their employees, isn't it? Huh! Hope you enjoy ruining people's lives. Thanks for the lift!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_892,"You were referred here by the Department of Employment. There's no need for you to get you ""foot in the door"", as you put it.","Hey. Right. No problem. Whatever you say, man. You're the man, the governor, the dude in the chair, like. I'm merely here. But obviously I am. Here, that is. I hope I'm not talking too much. I don't usually. I think it's all important though, isn't it?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_893,You working in San Diego now?,"I'm still in L.A., but I'm looking for Tod. I heard he was around.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_894,"That's not true! Whatever problems your father and I are having, have nothing to do with this.","You're amazing! You act like I don't live in that house! Don't you think I hear the two of you!? Don't you think I can tell what's going on? I'm not five years old, Mom! You want to divorce Daddy and Daddy doesn't want to.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_895,"Don't you think, do you still think it's a good idea to press this custody thing just now?","I'm her father, supposed to be, but I'm not able to. Yes, I am. It may be the only thing in my life I've been so clear about wanting. Even if it takes a big fight.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_896,None of that matters now. The people upstairs need us. We have to help.,"We can't. We've managed to get inside the one place that's safe. I think we should sit tight and wait for reinforcements. If we go outside, we're risking more lives. You have to accept it, Margo, there's nothing we can do. The building must be swarming with police by now. It won't take long for them to get through the doors.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_897,Then I'm here till I die?,Till they kill you. Yeah.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_898,"You're really pure, you know? You got a perfect record. You never used that stuff to ruin your body, why start now?","You know, you remind me of my 19-year-old brother, only he's got his hair down to his knees. He looks like something that eats berries and roots out of the ground. God forbid I should say something to him like, 'Listen, if you ever smoke marijuana, just remember that it's illegal'. He storms outta the house. You rob a bank, but you keep your body pure, is that it?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_899,"Yeah, but we still gotta haul that big piece of shit all the way back to Sitka.",It's worth the effort. Believe me. Besides we're gonna need her to prove the salvage.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_900,"Oh come on, Kathryn, it was just a contest.","At first it was, but now it's become something bigger.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_901,"Come on, Erin. A job's supposed to pay your bills, not put you in danger.",I'm not in danger. I have a dead bolt. Remember?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_902,He offended me with his terrible taste.,It wasn't even his terrible taste. It was his daughter's.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_903,"Data, are you all right?",I believe the emotional chip has overloaded my positronic relays.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_904,"He's got to have a car, right? We just take him back to his car and tell him to get the fuck out of town before we kill him.",We can't just walk him out tied up and bleeding.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_905,"That's some big secret you been carryin', Sailor.","We all got a secret side, baby. Hope you don't think I been lyin' to you 'bout other things, sugar.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_906,"We'll stop here, dig out a snow shelter.",Snow shelter. Okay. You dig. I'll have a little sit-down.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_907,And to think I thought you were Evil Incarnate in pumps.,"I killed some lovable working class Italian-diabetic, but you killed the most significant male figure of the decade and a kind, gentle lover. So don't play with me.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_908,No response. I'm not reading any Starfleet com traffic in this entire sector.,"Captain, I've scanned the planet. The atmosphere contains a high concentration of methane, carbon monoxide and fluorine. The oceans have been chemically altered, as well.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_909,Violin. I never had the lungs for wind instruments.,"Could'a fooled me, the way you were hollering into that cell phone.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_910,Jennifer gave her a make-over.,Looks like a helluva lot more than a make-over. Was there surgery involved?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_911,Can't remember the last time I saw you in that suit.,"Your mother's funeral. I's a pallbearer, remember?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_912,"I'm fine, mama. I just wanted to tell you not to worry.","Why, how could I not worry? Not knowin' what's happenin' to you or where you are? Are you with that boy?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_913,I'll do the work. I'm not going to meet with a therapist.,"Now, it won't be as bad as it sounds, Will. I've already spoken to one therapist, his name is Henry Lipkin and he's a friend of mine. He's also published four books and is widely considered to be one of the brightest men in his field. I'm sure it'll be better than spending the next six months in jail.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_914,"We don't know, Mary. We've been unable to get in touch with your sister.",Sometimes she can be quite careless. Why don't you try Mrs. Redi?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_915,What about our quota?,"You're only twenty-five tons off quota. Barring an unforeseen problem you should reach it easily on the last day. It's just a day off. You don't have to take it, I just thought it might help.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_916,I don't believe in PMS. Women made it up just so they can be bitchy.,"My brother has an answer to PMS. A-S-S: Abundant Sperm Syndrome. A man gets sperm build-up, and if his woman isn't givin' it to 'em, he's gotta get it elsewhere.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_917,I want you to understand why you're here. You're automatically banned from public life under Control Council Directive No 24. We're here to look into your case before you appear in front of the Tribunal for Artists of the Denazification Commission. You understand that?,I have already been cleared by a Denazification Tribunal in Austria.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_918,"But they must have. Amy and I made them out together. You mailed them, didn't you, Edward?","Well, ma'am, the truth is, I gave them to Amy herself to post.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_919,But it's not his. How can they arrest Future Man?,They said he's a drug dealer.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_920,And there's no chance you had this experience simply because some part of you needed to have it?,"Look, I'm a reasonable person, and reasonably intelligent. But this experience went beyond both. For the first time I had to consider the possibility that intellect, as wonderful as it is, is not the only way of comprehending the universe. That it was too small and inadequate a tool to deal with what it was faced with.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_921,"We'll give him the hook on the train, and play him here. You think I can get in that poker game, Eddie?",All you gotta do is show up with some money and look like a fool.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_922,The workers don't get on?,"Get on? They detest each other. Obviously the Africans hate the Indians. But the Indians also hate the other Indians. Some of them worship cows, while others eat them.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_923,I hear she's a very pretty girl.,Which forces me to arrest her against my better judgment.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_924,Oh. You like her?,Yeah. I like her. I've wanted to get with her for a while now.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_925,"Would you like a little clam-dip, honey?","No, thanks. Love a little bundt cake if you have some!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_926,I'd like to try them someday. I'm not sure I'd be much good at it.,"'Course you would. You belong here, my boy, not the snobby Court. You could do anything you felt like here - the more fantastic the better! That's what people want, you know: fantasy. You do a big production, fill it with beautiful magic tricks and you'll be absolutely free to do anything you want. Of course, you'd have to put a fire in it, because I've got the best fire machine in the city and a big flood - I can do you the finest water effects you ever saw in your life. Oh, and a few trick animals. You'd have to use those.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_927,How did you meet him?,"On a train. He said he lived here, and he offered to make a reservation for me.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_928,"We need men like you here, to be sure that our community will continue to thrive. In return for which, Shangri-La has much to give you. You are still, by the world's standards, a youngish man. Yet in the normal course of existence, you can expect twenty or thirty years of gradually diminishing activity. Here, however, in Shangri-La, by our standards your life has just begun, and may go on and on.","But to be candid, Father, a prolonged future doesn't excite me. It would have to have a point. I've sometimes doubted whether life itself has any. And if that is so, then long life must be even more pointless. No, I'd need a much more definite reason for going on and on.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_929,"Must be quite a pal, risk his own ass like this.","Who, Buddy? Yeah. He's a good guy. Back when we jailed together, he'd call his sister every week without fail. She's a born-again Christian, does bookkeeping for a televangelist. Buddy calls her up, confesses his sins, tells her about whatever bank he happened to rob.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_930,Don't get sidetracked! How does he get back to the States? That's the point. Does he have any problems?,"None! The State Department issues him a new passport in 48 hours and loans him the money to travel. He's never investigated or charged by the Navy for revealing classified information or, as far as we know, debriefed by the CIA.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_931,"This is all about fashion for you, isn't it?",It's the gear. Chicks love the gear.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_932,"Then I'll bet she's real proud of you, huh?",Yeah. I just wish I'd told her how proud I was of her.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_933,How do I contact you? We still don't have the ATM info.,"You don't, I'll call you. Oh! I have a tape recording that I am sure will interest you.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_934,Can't we hold him?,"No, we got pressure from California State. The man practically has clemency. We can't run the risk of falsely accusing him. He has to be standing over the victim with knife in hand before we make a move.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_935,"What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?",A man like Ringo's got a great empty hole right through the middle of him and no matter what he does he can't ever fill it. He can't kill enough or steal enough or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. And it drives him mad. Sick mad. Cold and dirty.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_936,"Don't you sometimes wonder if it's worth all this? I mean, what you're fighting for?","We might as well question why we breathe. If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_937,"Since Mary Clarence came to St. Katherine's, I've been shot at, kidnapped by Mafia hit men, and I've tasted beer. Is that enough experience yet? For final vows?",I don't think so. What about skydiving? A crank call to Billy Graham?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_938,"That damned Arnold is here, isn't he? Did you know he lost all his ships? Outrageous and completely unacceptable.","Joseph, the British spent thousands of pounds and precious months putting together a fleet that Arnold stopped by sacrificing a heap of old barges. In my opinion, he saved my army.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_939,"Oh, fine. She's gone away for a little while and when she comes back I've sort of resolved to really tell her how much I care for her.",That's terrific. Don't be afraid to be demonstrative. You're sounding a lot more confident than when we last spoke.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_940,"I'm going to squeeze you, Corleone, because I don't like you. I don't like the kind of man you are. I despise your masquerade, and the dishonest way you pose yourself and your fucking family.","We're all part of the same hypocrisy, Senator. But never think it applies to my family.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_941,I'm calling the police.,"So help me God you touch that phone and I bury you with them. Surrender is no longer an option. I repeat, it is not an option. Is there anyone who does not understand that?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_942,Are you telling me Friedman didn't tell you I was here looking for him?,"If he had, you'd be dead.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_943,The estate stuff is pretty straight forward. Just lots of forms and an appearance at the county seat.,It will take some time for the forms to clear before you go to Gettysburg.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_944,Next thing you know! Why didn't you stop?,"Stop? I'm a guy. I don't stop. The woman's supposed to stop. We're the gas, they're the brakes.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_945,Your mother's family is Spanish?,"Sure, they go back to Cortez. When he rode by, they were squatting in a hut cooking hamsters for dinner.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_946,I'm not using him again for anything. He was worthless. You have bridge here Saturday?,Betty's out of town so we're playing next week.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_947,"Well, she does seem to cause a lot of trouble, I admit. But she doesn't mean any harm and it'll break the children's hearts, they all love her.","It's because of the children she's got to go. I don't want to be holier-than-thou, but the girl doesn't have the same outlook we do. Morals don't mean a thing to her, not a thing, and we can't have a girl like that in this house.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_948,You are the blacksmith. Ever shod a horse with a hoof this large?,Never. A shoe that size I would have remembered.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_949,"Lecter is still the key, I know he is. Whatever he told me about Bill is just as good now as it was before.","Or just as worthless. But I want you in Memphis, close to him. Maybe when he gets tired of toying with Senator Martin, he'll talk to you again. There's a plane waiting for you now at the airstrip.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_950,"Grace, get Mr. White a typewriter.",I can only write on a manual.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_951,How long have you and Hambone been hangin' out?,You're the one that put us together. We're friends.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_952,"You don't want to draw pictures of me in my birthday suit, right?","I have no interest in your body, Mr. Boone. I can assure you of that.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_953,I do think all psychotherapy is bullshit. But just because I think it's bullshit doesn't mean I don't know something about it.,"If this is your idea of sympathetic interest in my problems, I'll take brutal indifference.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_954,I was just leaning on it! It was an accident!,Does anyone ever knock over a casket on purpose?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_955,"Parker, tell me what's going on so I can return as quickly as possible to Boston and my whores and cigars, not necessarily in that order.","Two weeks ago, we managed to arrange to have the Army hang one of the local farmers.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_956,"But, my dear Duroc, how can I act without guidance from Vienna? I haven't the slightest idea of how the Emperor Francis might feel about this.","May I suggest that we can prepare and sign the agreement, between ourselves, subject to the approval of the two Emperors? Believe me, my dear friend, your Archduchess, Marie-Louis, may very well hold, in her hands, the future of our two countries.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_957,"Come on, I'm trying to help here.",Bullshit. You're trying to feel less guilty about firing someone with three kids to feed. Fuck if I'll help you do that.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_958,"She isn't anybody's friend, and I don't like you living with her. She's a bad influence.",Nonsense. She's one of the nicest girls I know.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_959,"I've got a lot of respect for you, too. For the way you feel about your family.",Jack hasn't loved me for years. And now I'm afraid she's turning out to be like him. So cold and distant. I've let him make her like that.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_960,"Charenton? The administrator there is quite well-loved, is he not?",I'm afraid so. He's an idealist. You'll have to be politic.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_961,What? Are you trying to tell me that I can dodge bullets?,"No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_962,"You'll be looking forward to getting back, then.",Yeah. Another little matter needs attending to soon as I return.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_963,"It reminded me of you, so I bought it. It cost me more than all the others.",I shall wear it in my hair!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_964,You know how much man power you're talking about?,You're the highest law enforcement official in the country. Use the fucking army if you need to.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_965,Why in the hell would you want to watch my kids?,Cause I like kids. I like hanging out with them.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_966,How did you meet Dr. Shea?,"There were a series of lectures about parapsychology at my university. I went and heard him speak, and became fascinated with the idea of hunting ghosts.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_967,You will find them well enough. But they must never again leave this city.,That was never mentioned. Neither was this bounty hunter taking Han. I hope you haven't forgotten our bargain.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_968,"That had nothing to do with the world. Not this one, anyway.",On the contrary. It has everything to do with the world. And our dreams of how it will succumb to us. You enjoyed the girl?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_969,I'm happy to cooperate. You don't need to tie me down.,It's for your own safety. Now what can you tell us about Sergeant John Vincennes?,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_970,Let's just say I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent.,"Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_971,"So Eddie, don't we need a sound crew?","No, this is just the second unit. We'll do the main footage later.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_972,He's going to kill Fanucci.,"Then, after that, what? Joe 'Little Knife' Pisani? Willie Bufalino, maybe, Mr. Maranzalla himself? C'mon!",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_973,You didn't have to kill Sophie.,Yes I did. Lose ends are messy.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_974,I never saw you do anything else.,You saw me beat Minnesota Fats for eighteen thousand dollars.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_975,How'd you get up here?,Frank dropped me in the west valley and I hiked. You look frozen. What's happening?!,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_976,"Is there something more we should know about this suspect, Sir? I mean besides what's on his sheet.","Since going underground, traces of this In-Valid have shown up at the scene of four serious felonies. Do you need any more than that?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_977,He was re-enacting Charles Manson's LaBianca murders.,Manson didn't kill the first cops to arrive on the scene.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_978,You lost my money?,You could say that. And Friedman left this morning for Los Angeles.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_979,"You never were together, Hal.","And still the connection was undeniable. I haven't read ""Eternity Forever"" but I know it's brilliant. And I know I would be perfect for Clive.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_980,How you gonna manage that with a new blow-hole in your dome?,"Hey, if everybody's gonna kill each other, could you do it in another room? I'm trying to get something accomplished here.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_981,Should I whistle down a cab?,"Hey, cabs are expensive. I'm cheap, remember?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_982,Leave us alone you sick fuck!,"Get this ""us"" shit. As if I was gonna lay a hand on my own sister. You've done nicely for yourself, Evan. Nice friends, nice life, not to mention you're fucking my sister. Not a bad piece of ass if I say so myself.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_983,Please. Tell me who Carl sells to.,Even if I knew I wouldn't tell you. You do not want to come into contact with these people. Only Carl knows who they are. That's his real asset. Ruiz doesn't know them. They don't know Ruiz. Church and State.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_984,I don't want to hear Public Enemy right now.,Public Enemy! All I'm trying to do is cheer us up. Go ahead and put on some old sad bastard music see if I care.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_985,"Dr. Thompson. From your review of the hospital records of May twelfth nineteen seventy-six. In your opinion, what happened to Deborah Ann Kaye?",Cardiac arrest. During delivery her heart stopped. When the heart stops the brain's deprived of oxygen. You get brain damage. That is why she's in the state she's in today.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_986,'We'? You wanna fly out there with me?,Sure. Do me good to stretch my legs.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_987,Can you believe it? She was gonna call me! She invited me to a party with her!,At Chet Danburry's house.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_988,What do you believe in?,"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the ""sweet spot"", voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_989,"So Mr. Kirby, tell me, when you climbed K2, did you base camp at 25- or 30,000 feet?","Thirty-thousand, I think. Closer to the top.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_990,Cut some slack. She watched her mom get butchered.,"And it fucked her up royally. Think about it. It makes perfect sense. Her mom's death leaves her distraught and hostile at a cruel and inhumane world. She's disillusioned, where's God, etc. Completely suicidal. And one day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but realizes teen suicide is out this year. And homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_991,I have been greatly impressed by your accomplishments. Industrial progress. Great efficiency. Your people are capable and courteous.,"You have a lot to learn about organization. How to draw out people's opinions. How to make key decisions. Train your young Tibetans. When I make contact with you, I want to reach you through a Tibetan.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_992,"Fine by me. We brought you a nice little boat, so you can all get back to shore, safe and sound.","Agreed. You have the momentary advantage, sir. But I will see you smile from the yard arm, sir.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_993,"Dropped him, that was it. Sorry If I made a worse mess for you.",I'm the one made a mess. Made a Right fair mess of the whole thing.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_994,Get a ride with somebody.,"Sometimes I get a ride with my brother. But he usually works in the mornings, and then drives to school himself.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_995,Look at this wiring. It's shorting out under high temperatures.,"You're tired, Striker. Overworked. That wiring meets all the safety specifications.",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_996,This is a remarkable aircraft.,You don't know the half of it. Did you know this entire plane is shielded from radiation? We could fly through a mushroom cloud completely unharmed if necessary.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_997,You're telling me some white boy is gonna direct this pilot?,I just want you to meet him. Keep an open mind.,1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_998,I need help all right. They're coming after me.,"First, it's important that you surrender to them instead of them catching you running. Okay?",1,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_999,He who is not with us is against us.,"Those are the words of a broken spirit. My spirit is whole. I have trusted d'Artagnan with my deepest secrets, and I will never believe he is my enemy.",1,cornell,valid +valid_spont_1000,"Why are you so down on ladies, man? It's modern times. Ladies can be on juries.","And yet, when you're not the president and you have three names, you're often an assassin.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1001,"How're you doing, Mrs. Sinclair?","It's just temporary, until I get my life together.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1002,I want a divorce.,"Well, thank you. This is our one marriage. We just got married.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1003,"You know, every day I think I have to get out of this marriage and then you get me back every day with your words. OK. Let's swim together.","Right. Everybody thinks you're dead, but you're not. So, you're mine.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1004,"He doesn't take up that much room. He sleeps standing up in the corner of your bedroom, watching you.",You do that and I'll wrap up your crow painting.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1005,I'm just so proud of you. I never thought you would be the man that you are. It was really touch and go for awhile there.,"Ultimately, that's the best irony I've ever heard. It's great. Dying at a funeral, I love it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1006,"Oh, you're talking about changing the name from the Matterhorn to the Yeti. I thought you were saying you changed it once more.",It was murder by sneezing.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1007,"I feel like it might be contributing to the decline of his health, because he's not supposed to like it.","Wow, and you got him when he was eight, too. He's getting really up there.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1008,"Your brother, he's a friendly guy. Smokes like a chimney though.","What, are you listening to Skip? Don't listen to him. He's a real straight shooter.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1009,She said that I hurt her feelings when I said moon juice is stupid.,"You know, I kind of knew that you'd find love here. After going to Whole Foods 365 and striking out, I thought this would be a sure thing.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1010,"The numbers are coming in from Germany and they are big, gang. They are big.",Look down. I'm doing a ThighMaster. ,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1011,"Free of this life? I'm down for moving the boxes, but I don't want a suicide pact.",He's thinking so hard he's sweating all over the place.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1012,We're probably talking too much about our stuff. Let's talk about you. I saw Moana.,"We start shooting in a week, sir. Do you want us to tape this and then we can toss it in later?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1013,"I'm sorry I'm late, Mom and Dad. What's wrong? What happened?","Oh, yeah. All the birds and the leprechauns go silent.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1014,"Big Willie, what are you doing here?","All sorts of stuff. Nothing's off limits. Some of it's, like, erotica. Some of it's just simple, like, logging her food intake.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1015,"Mmhm. I gotta separate the two. I got my party haircut. Business in the front, personal in the back. It has a secret message shave into it that only you can read if we're hang out, not on the clock.","Yeah, 'cause you read my journal.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1016,"Oh my god, Tony, they trying to snitch on us to the bouncer.","I'll tell you what, I'll buy your fish. I just wanted to ask the young lady behind the fish counter something first.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1017,You pick your teeth with the antennae of a craw fish.,I agree based on what we saw today. It's just gross.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1018,"Vince, I don't see any reason why we can't be adults about having our ex-wives visit the wine tasting. Welcome to our wine tasting, ladies.","Yeah, I don't like Gypsies, so having you touch me makes me cringe.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1019,"It's important that the two of you are blindfolded when we do the roll off, so there's no visual influence on the dice.","Well, I'm shorter now. You know, age causes you to shrink.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1020,"Mark, pass me that sort-of used steak knife.",It's all I have and I need you to help me keep my job.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1021,"Can I confide something in you, Pamst? I feel like she might be one of those human killing robots.","Well, I mean, if you're still able to play it, it sounds all right. Maybe just tip it over and dump out the excess water.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1022,"Are they, like, flirting with each other?","Go ahead, move those boxes. But don't throw them out, just leave them, like, on the dash. You know, I'm collecting Monopoly points.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1023,"Listen, I got good news for you. You're a new fireguy. And you, stair witch, you're like the worst person to have in the event of a fire. You make stairs go away. You'll never be a fireguy.","Uh, we just want our stairs back.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1024,We change out the protective strips every eight months.,"I'm sorry, but she's singing about me Dad!",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1025,"Trina, are you teaching Fred to sing little songs about all of his activities?",It is beautiful but how am I supposed to enjoy it when I'm puking all of the damn time?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1026,I thought you would take care of that. This is your show.,What a fun quirk.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1027,"I put them on a piece of paper, but then the paper got sweaty. The ink ran down and it all became just a dot.",OK. Why don't you quit your job.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1028,"Our baby doesn't deserve this wonderful name that we, his perfect parents, have come up with. We need to bestow it upon a more deserving creature.","That's exactly what I'm saying. Warren, every day it's like this. These kids are attacking my heart every single day, and I don't know what to do, man. I feel like I'm trapped.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1029,Eat the circus peanuts. You know you want to.,It wasn't just the cereal. It was me taking a shit on the cereal. It was the funniest thing they'd ever seen.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1030,"Monica, is this weird for you to hear Roger and Vicki talk like this?","Yes, I am. I'm good with words. Absolutely positutely.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1031,"And, since we might be smoking you to death right now, is there anything you'd like us to tell the world about you. Or your siblings?","Yeah, I was smoking like a chimney and that was really bugging her lungs.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1032,"Mr. Clooney, you're not on the list. I don't know why you would just show up.",OK. Because I am the first line of defense.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1033,More bread over here?,I just can't keep going up there. I feel like they think that I'm accusing them of not doing a good job. But the sign says half an hour.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1034,That's pretty unique lighting you have for a lounge chair.,"Well, she does, but I clean. I'm a clean person.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1035,I've been looking at your finances and it seems like you haven't been pulling in very much money this year with all your protesting.,"Yes, Mom, if you could, go make the bed. Even if it's just me, I just like a made bed.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1036,"It's no big deal, we all say the n-word from time to time.",Sulu makes a lot of sense.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1037,"Josephenia, now, where are you going?",I know what she means. She means don't leave Denny's with that man.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1038,"If you ever find weed back there, you just bring it to Mr. Nulty's office.","Man, I wish you'd stop rubbing your Massapequin heritage in my face all the time!",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1039,Is this your first job?,"You are going to have to tolerate it because if you leave me you will lose out on all of my beanie babies, and I know you would never do that!",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1040,"We were having a great time until two employees of this here miniature golf course said ""those holes are broken, y'all can't play there."" And they proceeded to sit down, criss-cross applesauce, and smoke cigarettes.",You don't have to remind me that Greg's is very popular. People love it over there.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1041,It's two pages of dialogue and half a page of legal disclaimers.,"Budino, you never let us dip our fingers in your whipped cream.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1042,"I don't know if I need any self help books, I feel like I'm doing pretty good. I'm married, I've got a kid, everything's going great.",I sure did. I soiled myself and everything.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1043,"When my daddy doesn't believe me, it cuts up my soul, but then a scar forms and makes it stronger.",Remember that YouTube video where that guy sat on his car and he taught his kid how to be respectful and the kid just cried a lot? That's my dad.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1044,"The only constant is change, which is what it says on the moon juice poster.",Here's a key to my apartment. You can come visit the moon juice poster any time you want.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1045,You guys want anything from this flask?,Then she'll do the best concert ever.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1046,That would be disgusting if they allowed scorpions into the club. That would be the day I take my own life.,"Lookin' at the chart, it's gonna be at least thirty large.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1047,Do you love us to put a bathroom in that god damn panic room?,This is my favorite track. The Jackson 5 doing Carol of the Bells.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1048,"I've got a bum leg, my leg doesn't work so good.","Well, I'm not in charge of returning them, I'm just in charge of checking them out.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1049,"Get low, get low to the ground and stay where you are.",It's like he finally became a person instead of just a grilled cheese factory with legs.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1050,"Hey, uh, if you all need me to place my arms or legs in any particular position, you just let me know because I'm here to serve y'all.","He's always taping stuff. He's like 'hold on, I gotta press play and record at the same time.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1051,"Mr. President, how did you run the free world for eight years and you can't tell that we're two different people?","You thought James Patterson, the famous author - the guy whose books you read - you haven't looked at the back of the book, honey? You thought he was me?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1052,We're so lucky we found each other at that LensCrafters. Is it right to deny someone else the love that we share?,"I gotta say, I don't feel better.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1053,"It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future.","Yeah, let's just see. Be the most honest and then I'll decide after that.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1054,We are Home Depot. We have tools. We can go to MTV and disassemble the whole building.,That's from light sack. She's a feisty one.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1055,"Those are mine, the one thousand Pepsis.",Because I want a Kaiser Roll. Please.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1056,"Well William, let's head out there in these brown shirts. But let's put on a little green, too. How about some green scarves?",I'm your server. My name's Denise. Everything OK so far?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1057,You're the park water guy. Why are you bringing your dog to the park?,"It's true, I can't stop quoting him sometimes. ""Be the rudeness that you don't want to see around this place.""",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1058,"He's 13 years old, but he looks like he's 18 years old.","OK, but that's definitely not the right term for it. That one is for sure wrong.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1059,Mommy and daddy are you getting a divorce?,Close your eyes. We'll go on a journey within.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1060,Are you having back problems? Back problems go hand in hand with little demon man who visit you in the night.,Of course I'm married. I'm a woman of 28.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1061,I'm pretty sure I've been by here before.,"Yes, many times. Thanks for remembering.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1062,"Rick, did you just witness that tender moment?","Your booth? I thought this was a play, not a craft fair.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1063,"All I can say is that every time I've asked for lemonade refills, she's been right there. So maybe we should cut her some slack and let her continue to be nude.","Oh, god. A fine wine. My understanding was that Freeport was founded, the founding gentlemen had a lot of port wine.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1064,"I know, but maybe somebody went into labor. We don't know. Maybe that's why they left their car blocking lots of spots.","It's for my podcast, you know. I'm in the biz.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1065,"Honey, is your mother sexually attracted to me?","Yeah, I was just looking at this wardrobe. I was wondering how I get to the kids attic.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1066,You're a loud mouth and I'm going to put you in the section of the extras that stand outside the park.,"Look, I'm a bride of Christ and I'm very inquisitive. That doesn't mean I'm doing an interrogation.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1067,They are both talking at the same time.,I could have told you that but then I would have violated her HIPPA rights and I don't want to get sued.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1068,This dog wandered into our yard and was eating out of our trash.,"Yes, I do. I took a can of soup and I tried to turn it into a swimming pool for dogs.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1069,I cannot find any of the relishes.,That's true. What a great plan.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1070,"Wait a minute, you hope she's dead? Are you saying Donna was your secret nemesis?",It is larger than I expected. I feel we could all have a feast after this terrible day.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1071,"Yes, we will give you the money.",That's a great idea! It's a good thing that lady told us about that hidden closet!,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1072,They are faulty holograms that make noise.,Of course not. We'll be the most professional spies you've ever had.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1073,"This is the worst mistake I've ever made, trying to leave.",I'll have to check it out on Netflix. It's probably there.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1074,"Hello there, I need a loan.","Yeah, that's weird. You're the only employee and the door is wide open.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1075,Look at them down there on Earth. It seems strange to think that the planet contains so many different people.,"Yes, of course I am. Why else would I be dressed like this? Pay no attention to my Dr. Scholls feet.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1076,"OK, here. Take all my money.","I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1077,That's a Paul DeGaul painting hanging on my wall.,Here's the thing. He had his office full of stuff that I know he couldn't have owned.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1078,"Wait a minute, this used to be a library.",Why don't you both go in. That would be good. Just a fresh perspective.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1079,"Max, I can hear my dad. I can hear his voice.",We call them the state bird.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1080,"Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today and you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit.","Ah, shoot. The cream's in the back room. The back room bathroom.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1081,"We're on a date, actually.","Yeah, you know. It's hard to lay someone down when you got to travel to so many Burger Kinds and McDonald's across the country.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1082,"So, there's nothing Houstonian about this steak house?",You know what else does? That joke.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1083,"Oh, my heavens! It's George Takei! This is very exciting.",They did not forecast this. We should have a backup plan for windy days.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1084,She got murdered by a woman named Beth. Isn't that ironic?,"I've seen that one, and you know John Cryer was originally up for that lead role.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1085,"I'm sorry that I'm good at my job, OK. I'm sorry that I take an average woman who is not feeling great about shape and I put something on her that makes her ready to actually live her life this spring. I'm sorry that I help people blossom.",What? Whatever. Don't be so PC. This politically correct culture is ruining everything.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1086,"Well, if Crystal Light believes in you, then I believe in Dark Crystal, too.",Look at that weird coked-up fish. Somebody grab him.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1087,"How about next time we're doing notes, let's be clear about our notes?",Do you want to put them in my backpack?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1088,"We have a new order for you. Eat the cat. If you eat the cat, we might be able to get you back in time. It might be enough calories to sustain you to get the spaceship back to Earth.",I think it's because one of them just won't shut up. When we test our astronauts we should test to see how lonely they are.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1089,What if you opened up all the hot tub/coffins and let people hang out in them and watching the funeral/wedding from there.,"Yes. That's ten, twenty, thirty one. They're all safe.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1090,"Son, if you pursue the dramatic arts, I will not talk to you. I will shut you out of my life. I will cast you out of this house and it will be a very long time before I see you again. ",That's fine. I guess you're the big winner.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1091,I don't want to go in the house.,"I know, but now that the pressure's on, I'm thinking about it more. They closed the curtain. I don't know, maybe other people walked in.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1092,Here's two goblets. It's rattlesnake blood.,"Jazz, what's wrong with your wrists and fingers?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1093,"There's a whole section about leaving the toilet seat up, but I'm not sure why.",All right. I'll stand over here until you're ready to go.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1094,"So, these kids should be disposable kids, right. They should be non-union?","Yeah, one more minute as Colonial Sargent and I'm going to lose it. All these kids are tugging on my epaulets.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1095,Are you sexually active?,He also owns one record label. Hew owns Emoch. It's mostly hate jazz.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1096,"What's your name again? Oh, that's right, it's Shelly, from the bible.",You're leaving in those sweatpants and t-shirt you're wearing?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1097,Did you say Paul or Paulie?,"And, since we might be smoking you to death right now, is there anything you'd like us to tell the world about you. Or your siblings?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1098,"I hope I lose my virginity to Claude. The guy that I saw, he's over there.",Me too. It works every time. Gets me more tips.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1099,You're a Narnian native? That's why you don't think it's weird that I have half a goat body.,Let's let the actors take care of the acting on the stage and we'll just wait here until we can grab Gerald and take him back to the camp.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1100,"Jason, I'm sorry about earlier. I love you so much.","I bought it from a very old antique dealer in Chinatown. He was like 100. And I went into his shop and I said ""I'm looking for something special that I can give my high school class. To the school.""",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1101,"Daddy, I'm hungry. Can I have something to eat?",That's crazy. I heard that was stolen from a museum.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1102,You may remember Gregor from the '80s metal hair bands.,"Oh, well he needed them. He needed three towels.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1103,"I am having a strange, tickling, electrical impulse sort of feeling in my chest-ular area. In fact, don't hug me right now, you might get hurt by it. It almost feels like human anger.","I actually enjoy cocaine and maple syrup, so I'm cool with it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1104,Poor Joseph got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul.,"Yeah, you mentioned it. We all agreed that we're happy about it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1105,You see if I kill em then maybe I will get to inherit all of the money.,Oh I like that yes let's write it at the same time.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1106,This is a travesty.,"A Dirt God's kid, I'll tell you that.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1107,"Cracker, your time has come. It's your turn to shine, darling.",I know. It's weird. It's kind of a head trip.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1108,"Daryl, one day our little Bibbles is going to lose her virginity and have sex.","It says that, to make the customers comfortable, you should use American southern dialect. Which is what I do.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1109,Randy gave his first tour of the kitchen.,"Go ahead. I didn't mean the whole restaurant captive. In fact, I've gotten what I need, so I probably should be scooting out of here.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1110,"Naval Base, Indiana? That's where my wife went to school.",Maybe you ought to go to the drugstore and order a comb.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1111,"Iris, I can't help but notice that so far two of our dreams have yet to come true.","Oh, yay! Karen getting her dream makes me want to sing.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1112,You know what? You just reached into an open tire fire and grabbed a can of beans.,"And this career was, if I'm led to believe this is true, cake holding?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1113,"Uh, well, I was sleeping, uh, most recently, and then you guys opened the lid and then it was like a rude awakening for me.","Wow, is that usual? That seems like a lot.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1114,"Rachel, what is the most important thing you can do for a customer?","Claire is surprised, but I am not. As you could hear, only one of us gasped.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1115,I told you man. I quit smoking three weeks ago and never felt better.,Good thing I'm straight edge like everyone from the country called Country.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1116,"Dad, I think I'm going to get a job. But you're not gonna like this. It's at Quiznos.",Of course. I secretly wanted to hear it. I was in love with her.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1117,"You see four vets? Where are we, Hawaii?","Yeah, I think that's why we won.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1118,I can't eat pudding one more god damn time.,But everyone should have a Budino at least twice a year.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1119,Is that Gatorade in that bottle or your pee?,"Yeah, so am I. I can be in two places at once.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1120,You know how I feel about Lavar. I love him. I'm very proud of you.,That's a really inappropriate thing to say since Roberto appears to have hanged himself. Which may or may not have been a carefully cloaked robot murder.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1121,"You did, to cashier. And I was the fastest cashier for that month and I won a boating trip.","Wait, did you write that book, ""I Might Be Beautiful but I'm Not Religious"" did you?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1122,"Hi Oprah, I'm on brown plane to Hawaii.",The dollhouse will be revolutionized. ,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1123,"And I tell thee, brothers and sisters of Little Egg Town, to love one another. Heed my words as Jesus the Christ.","Oh, yeah, but you have to understand. The way fathers do business is different from the way sons do business.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1124,"Barbara, you can wear a skirt. I really would like you to wear more skirts.",Really? Were they hunched over and raspy?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1125,I mean that Art is a part of me like your leg stump is a part of you.,"Oh, please. I guarantee we go out there and look at that wood, it's pre-chopped wood.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1126,Hi Gross Tic Tac. You somehow got loose from the box and now you're covered with fuzz and stuff.,I was busy installing moss where you asked me to install moss.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1127,"I have a mentor here at the Home Depot. Sometimes when I'm feeling low, I go to her. Would you want to go meet her?",Hate jazz? I love that stuff.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1128,You know Cedric? Who are the degrees of separation?,"Sorry, we thought we moved to the part of the seating, where we didn't have to worry about being loud.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1129,"That's a good, thick card stock.","Oh my gosh, Santa? And you're black?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1130,"Derrick, this guy, Craig is really good at impressions. I want you to hear a couple of the voices that he can do.","Yeah, think about her. Think about what Terri would do in this situation.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1131,"Mr. Chanderseon, I think I've spotted the water thief. I'm going to approach him, confront him, ask him to return the water, and leave the park.","Yeah, at first I thought he was just testing a product, but now it seems like he's trying to rub it in everyone's face.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1132,Would you scratch my back? It's okay. We do that instead.?,She's the one with the midriff showing and the taught pants.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1133,"The movie The Blindside has a sport in it, football.","And the long hair just above the shoulders, what a look for a man. A timeless look.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1134,"Yeah, we literally hit them, say doink, and we run right out of there.","That's right, and I'm happy to run it right through for you. We're about to start dinner.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1135,"Hello, child. Would you like to hear the good word of Jesus Christ?",I bet you taste divine. I'd like to eat you up with a knife and fork.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1136,So she didn't give you up for adoption? She gave birth to you and then she left.,"You know, I do have some food. I didn't plan on having guests when I had the panic room built. There is food though.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1137,We would like - what's the most expensive bucket on your menu?,"It's 33.3%. You thought I wasn't going to know that, didn't you?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1138,"Plethora, I'm glad you're here. ","Well, you know. It's just common decency.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1139,It seems like she's lying. I should probably kill her.,"Well it denotes to people that I'm a man of status, because look at my large beautiful hat.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1140,"Oh, I'll munch up on that. Thank you.",That's not even $1 per hour.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1141,"The sign out front said this was a no cut art show. I got tired of the masters and the classics. I said, let me see the art of someone that doubts they could get into a regular show.",I don't have arms. You forgot to draw my arms.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1142,What is all the noise out here? We're trying to watch television.,I don't really want to. Why do I have to kiss her for ten seconds?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1143,"Are you having a rough day, buddy?","Wow, that got worse than I thought it would get. Incestuous murder cannibalism.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1144,Wait. Why would you need to use a drill bit with a salad?,Why is he walking sideways like a crab?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1145,"I don't know if you ever heard of it, but this is a big Hollywood movie.",That's right. Our daughter will turn up eventually. She run away all the time.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1146,"If you are not going to finish the fortune cookie, you shouldn't get the fortune.",Devin is talking to the announcement lady. We have to get over there.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1147,I'm looking at the flight board and my flight is gone. It's not even on the board.,"I've got an idea. We threaten them. We tell them either they do everything perfect, in in that case they can go to a land of white - the Apple Store in the sky. And they can live with Jesus and all of their past dead relatives and be happy forever. And eat whatever they want, piles and piles of treats next to kings. But if they do something wrong, anything wrong, they will automatically go to Limbo.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1148,I'm just going to put the whole cookie in my mouth at once.,"It's all that paint you eat. Oh, I love you so much.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1149,"Rudy, we have to go see the council again.",I know and everyone is furious. You were roasting people left and right.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1150,You weren't wrong about The Streets liking a little laugh before they get some music. We're looking for someone to open up for our next Top 10 charting concert.,I've driven on them.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1151,"Oh, Karlt. Was that your mom?","Well, that's how it worked in the past. She's been a loyal customer for a long time.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1152,"I've been doing Crossfit, and I think you're about the weight of a tire. So, I think I could catch you when you fall.","Yeah, but I also saw the Matrix movies and the one where Chevy Chase turns into a dog.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1153,"Veronica, do you have quarters?","Oh, I don't know if I'm allowed to do that. My boss isn't here right now.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1154,"Robert, I'm back. I got the bowl paint.","Yes, the lyrics would be about ourselves or specifically about our heads. ",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1155,"Somebody lift me up, so I can see all you.",Earl Yote has a beautiful grin.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1156,"Hey listen, you really helped me a lot, Sandy. Thank you so much, I'm really floundering at this job and you really saved me just now.","Wow, he's never done that before. Wow. Just this morning he could only remember three of them.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1157,"Why are you talking like you work here at Houston's, honey?","Yeah, that would make sense. You put an organ in a jar that has a head cat thing.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1158,Wow. I wish I was that smooth with my date. Wow.,I usually keep seventy five cents for emergencies.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1159,"Sorry, I was just going over - I have your RA's will here. And, so basically, you have to stay in his family's puppet theater tonight and you then you guys get to split the inheritance and the family gets nothing.","It's ironic, isn't it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1160,You think someone would just use me and leave me?,She was a tree spirit. She was hard to resist.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1161,You said that this was the first time we were taking this tour.,"Unfortunately, that's true. We have to lock you up.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1162,"Well, here we are. Sorry, guys, my emphysema's not getting any better.",I like this guy. I wish he'd revealed that during the chef test.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1163,I feel lightheaded. I've lost too much blood.,"There isn't. Do you know much they want for a bathroom in the panic room? I mean, it's like. It's an additional ten thousand dollars.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1164,"I'm basically a latchkey kid. My 13 year old babysitter smokes pot all the time, so I thought I'd go on a soul quest.",I run it every year. It doesn't matter whose name is on it. Everybody looks to me.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1165,What do you guys want? I gotta get back to my office.,"Yeah, he'd call people dog breath 'cause you couldn't curse on TV. He'd make up his own kind of curse words.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1166,"So, as my final task as maid of honor, I want to clarify my understanding. There is no groom for this wedding. You have not found him yet?","I think I have a weird allergy, maybe it's psychosomatic.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1167,It's a beautiful crystal flute. It's sort of like a straw.,"Yeah, that would make me feel better. Can you link arms with me and skip down this hill?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1168,"France is such a, you know, a free place.","Yes, it's like, uh, my mensuration has evaporated into thin air!",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1169,Look at them. There's five ladies in five different outfits.?,"Okay. You could come in Crocodear, but I really want to go to Venice. We talked about it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1170,Here's the news. There's a new mall that's opened down the hall. It's quite a hike away.,"Uh-huh, well I'll tell you what, ma'am. We have the Cuisinart. Here's something you're going to find special about that. It's actually the word cuisine and art side by side.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1171,I thought you'd never ask if I wanted to get dinner at your house.,Right out of the tank and into your arms. Got it.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1172,"Wait, wait. Let's spin the positive. That will help pass time, too.","Yeah, it really took off after that last incident.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1173,"You like concerts in general, but mainly Phish concerts, right?",And I was hoping there'd be chicken and fish.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1174,The most recent movie we have is from 1998.,We don't have that anymore. Someone did not bring it back.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1175,"I feel as if I've been shamed by a ghost. Ms. Merman said that, uh, if you really are a real actress, you will fight for the role!","This is sick, and you know? I need a cheeseburger. I'll be back.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1176,I just love that you're so tough. And now I want to make you my maid of honor.,"If it's all melty I shouldn't have to pay for it, right?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1177,"Sir, are you suggesting you're doing me a favor? That you're doing me a favor by going into the football game without me paying you?","Well let's look at the label. It says ""use once daily.""",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1178,"There shouldn't be snot leaving your nose at this point. You're not sick, it seems.",I'm very strong and good at pallbearer-ing.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1179,"Hey guys, I got all the stuff from your rider - the contact rider - here in the box here. So I'll just it out an you can identify it as you go.",Not good. I don't want to go out there. I can't sing. My voice is too low.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1180,"Sir, sir, we found another one of those oat thieves. Strung 'em right up in the town square.","Oh, my god. I so don't get scoffing. Everybody, they're like ""Pete, you never get it when I'm scoffing.""",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1181,I just want to get a lot of present for everyone and this place looks just right.,"And I support you, which is why we love each other so much.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1182,You hit that D hard on the cod. I sense some acting training.,"Oh I'm sorry, I'm home with the kids. When you explode your vagina giving birth to things - thousands of babies, by the way - then you can complain.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1183,What kind of puzzle were you working on Councilman Jaspers?,"Well, I'll go buy some bags and I'll make a nice outfit out of it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1184,I've been in the aquarium since two days ago.,"Yeah, they're not supposed to be in the water.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1185,"Hey, uh, anytime you want to start moving here.","No, me too. We've got so much in common.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1186,The elevator is stuck. Oh my god.,"The food is old. If anything is old, I don't do it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1187,Maybe we should just invite her and her little bean-eating friend inside to watch Jeopardy with us.,"Yeah, the last guy, he just looked like he was holding it. That's why he got fired.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1188,"Mary Sue is a 25 year old, who does not like Millenials.","Sorry, Kelly Sue. Kelly Sue is the star of the show. Everyone knows her.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1189,"Marshan, this play is terrible. Next time we come to New York, we gotta really make it worth it. It's gotta be a good play.",This is Broadway. We use scissors.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1190,"I'm willing to accept the verbal abuse, but I still can buy train tickets here, right?","Yes, it's all knives. Everything we make is cut with these knives and served with these knives and you use them to eat.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1191,"Hey, girls. I heard you talking through the door and that guy on the wall is going to be at the party tonight. He's a line cook.","Hutchinson, there's no chart. How are we supposed to know who's supposed to do the side work?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1192,This is the soundtrack to Pinocchio.,I'm sorry. I'm just thinking of something. I have to go lay down. I've got one of my headaches.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1193,I can't marry you. I'm already married to Marco.,It was genius. It's making me hungry thinking about it.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1194,Patrons will sit in a barber's chair to eat.,"Oh, tank you. I'm just doing a phantom thing. There's nothing wrong with my face. It helps people know who I am.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1195,"Thank you very much. Oh, I'm sorry, but is this proper milk? Or is it Lactaid? Because I have a problem with my digestive system.?",You're right. Why should I change when the world try to accommodate my mistakes?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1196,"Well, just hop in and we'll just drive around. I'm sure that will speed it up.",I was just standing between those cars. I was just wondering if you guys have seen a blue Prius? I've been wandering around this garage for a while.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1197,"Hey, honey, remember our first date at the state fair? With that really hot chick and her stupid boyfriend who wouldn't let me get in there.","I had a feeling you were this kind of girl, all like ""hey, only date me."" But just playing a game.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1198,You guys have not been eating real food.,I'm a woman.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1199,"Hey, I didn't want to go to this dumb camp. But now I'm intrigued.","Yeah, I worked that concert. Yep, I kept people safe. You're welcome.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1200,"Mr. Brown, you took these kids to a bird sanctuary that didn't have any birds in it.","I guess that's true. Here you go, Laurent. I'm sure I won't be that cold without it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1201,Cynthia is the boss around here. She drinks bone broth all day and runs the Grand Ole Opry like a Swiss Watch.,"Yes, that was beautiful. It was so heartfelt.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1202,I'm fresh out of Molly. Do you want any shrooms?,"OK. I knew it was coming, but it's still a shock to hear you talk about disposing of it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1203,"Alright, first day of class. This is Tina's acting class. Treneace, I want you to do a scene that you feel inspired by.",That is a white person plan.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1204,"I said a full rosary, looked out the window for awhile and I had a cup of coffee. What did you do?","OK. Listen, I got hired because my mom and dad wrote the script. I know nothing about hockey.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1205,"Well, just so we're clear, I was scoffing at you because my wife is devoted to me.","Yeah, why don't you do that? I think I'm going to apply for a new job.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1206,I feel like you just cut in front of us in the line.,It's probably from an animal.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1207,"Keep going, Sassafras.","Hi, old timer. Thanks for stopping for me.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1208,All of the LaCroixs have a birthmark right at the back of their tongue.,This woman is undermining the very reality that our existence is based on.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1209,"Well, how do you feel about ""Ally's Adventures Through the Looking Mirror?"" It's filled with wonderful, wonderful bedtime stories.",Probably marriage. I'm betting marriage.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1210,"Hello, are you from Melbourne?",We can give them their bitterness early. We can give them an injection.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1211,The baby man isn't a mythical creature. He's just an unemployed guy.,"Yeah, we're basically cartographers.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1212,Do you have your handcuffs? We'll need them if we're going to turn this guy in.,"That's a kick. Or a knee, really.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1213,I had fun officiating your wedding.,You ruined it. People were so sad.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1214,What are you doing in here? You've just been standing still in the same spot.,Well the last time I talked to my dad was probably ten years ago.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1215,The secret ingredient in the doughnuts is rocket fuel.,"I think there's an easy explanation, which is: if you work on a cow farm, you probably don't eat beef. Crimpcrumper Doughnuts is the number one employer of people in this town and you just don't want to take your work home with you.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1216,"You can't wait to be Pink Panther? What, are you going to move up from the security locker to being a character at the park?","Celeste, I won't let you down. This is a big deal to me, I think you know.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1217,I'm only six. I was born with you dying.,"So you're shaking things up in the bedroom, figuratively, but you're literally shaking up a salad in the kitchen.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1218,You seem tense. Let me give you a massage.,"I almost voted for me, too, but couldn't find my way to the ballot box.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1219,"My Mom didn't give me permission to get shot, so I don't know if I can.",You know that I have lack jaw. I have lack of a jaw.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1220,I'm still not sure what this little thing is attached to my wrist.,"Oh, my God! He looks terrific. Where'd he get that top hat?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1221,A big problem is that no one has photos to develop. They're not using film cameras anymore.,I think so. I stepped on one of them.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1222,So that's one of the other places you can break into if you need a place to stay. You just have to keep it down a little bit when you're in the house.,"All of this food talk is making me so hungry, dad.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1223,We can't afford a Budino.,"Oh, I don't know about that. I mean, I want to be more assertive, but I think I would be intense to have them in here in my home.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1224,"Well, Marianne. I guess our job is done here.",The voice command of the x-ray machine seems to be working. It's scanning.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1225,"We should take the name from a magical creature, like one that's know for not wanting to give stuff away. ","If you say so, Your majesty. Of course you may give anyone you want a special.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1226,"Oh, look. It's a whole book of checks.","Oh, it's a terrible story when that 80's radio got murdered here at the bell house.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1227,Why wouldn't they want to hang out with us? We have Netflix.,"Oh, well, it was around the house and I meant to drop it off somewhere but it was in my car.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1228,"OK, I'm supposed to be selling this meat to customers. But you want to take it all?",You did? You didn't say it.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1229,You changed a lot on the first day of camp.,"I don't know, I drank this sauce and something overcame me and I came straight out to the woods. I just ran.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1230,I will only do this show on one condition. We gotta move the show to Ghanna.,"OK. Well, commercial break is over in 30 seconds. So, we gotta get back out there for hour 2 of the broadcast.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1231,Why you so worried about what the chicken think about you??,I also have a can of hair spray.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1232,"Oh, so we are supposed to be stealing from them? We've just been hitting them.","I think we should let her go in. Before my husband was - you know - hit with the bone, he came up with this brilliant idea that we should invest in an x-ray machine. And I feel like it was expensive. So I feel like the more people that use it, the less stress I'd feel about it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1233,We both have French names. That's got to be meaningful in some way!,"Desiree, that's a wonderful thing to wish for, and it's not my job as a service provider and technician to tell you how to use your wishes, but if I were you, I would think really hard. Do I want to give the last wish I had, knowing that I already burned two without even thinking about it, on a stranger? Now, I'm not saying you're right or wrong. I'm just saying, think about it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1234,I see what you're saying. Our company needs to move these frisbees out of the factory and into the hands of consumers.,"A little bit. That and I'm standing on the edge of a building, about to jump off and feeling myself plummet to the Earth.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1235,"Hey, Dracula. You killed my whole family.","Maybe just point at him and be like ""Let's go!""",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1236,Look at that girl up there. I think she's going to come in. She's really pretty.,"Yeah, uh, just kinda standing here by the side of the road. The last thing I remember I was in a mall. I was yelling at my wife and daughter because I'm a father and a husband.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1237,"Jimmy, are you calling yourself Dillon on the phone again?","Well, I'm a snake. I have very small eyes, so it's hard. You kind of have like a blackberry of eyes. It's hard to look at all of them, you know, there's a lot.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1238,"The fortune is not for me, it's for us to share, as both of us have ingested halves of the fortune cookie. I rest my case.",I'm sorry gentlemen. This has to go in front of the fortune cookie commission.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1239,Welcome to station A-13. How may I help you?,"Oh, shoot. You're right. I tend to get that mixed up with reality.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1240,"This is my dream. I've always wanted to be a factory worker, and now I'm doing it. If we move all the boxes today what's my tomorrow?","Jeez, it's really fogging up in there.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1241,"Millionaire, is that a life sized statue of Suzanne Somers?",I worry that this might kill him and I know he's your little friend.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1242,"Oh, you work for the CIA? I've never known anyone that works for the CIA.","When visitors come here and complain about the heat, we have to make them feel like they're being a great big baby.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1243,You knew exactly what I was going to ask you.,"You've got to love what you do or else why bother going on with life? You all right, pal?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1244,I've been trying to look away but I can't.,Is that why you're wearing my granny's emeralds?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1245,I gotta say I was not aware that there were more than the four of us on the base. This is in fact news to me.,"This isn't about what I listen to to. What might our guests enjoy listening to. We've listened to everything, sure, but they haven't. What do they have over on base one? I don't know what they listen to there.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1246,"Dirt God, you did it. You got the lady down here.","But, the wind is blowing my own dirt in my eyes. I can't see.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1247,"Wait a minute Gayle, you said the dummies could come back to life if they get wet?",He sounds like a cool kid. I know that might not sound great coming from me.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1248,You ladies look like you've been through heck and so do you sir.,I think it's something to do with circulation.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1249,Joyce the vegetarian! I haven't seen you since 8th grade.,"I don't know. Something sexy. I mean, old episodes or Jersey Shore. I mean, I just like to have fun.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1250,I'm so embarrassed that Tim Gunn is in my house and my balls are out.,What if it the kid has made mold of vomit and then someone vomits upon it because they see it and it's gross?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1251,I was Pat and now I am Antonio.,"Not any of the Rolling Stones. I think it's signed by Barney Frank. There's gotta be somebody that that hits some buttons for. They're willing to pay top dollar. OK, let's go out and talk to this kid.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1252,"Paul got his jacket just for the show, I can tell.",I have only learned how to slightly sword swallow. This will be an interesting show.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1253,"Matt, everybody sings along at the Phish show.","Yeah, it's Manny's turn to give testimony.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1254,"I still love you, but in a different way now.",Every time I drink alcohol. Do you remember how awkward puberty was?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1255,"Kurt, you're 7 feet tall and your life is your own now.",They're just blue color scum.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1256,"So, we were here and there were these dogs here and we think they are a coyote and a wolf. We don't think that's safe. We are willing to answer any questions. We have all day to just answer questions.",Let's report it to 411 and see what happens.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1257,"I just saw you guys recognize each other and see each other, you mean that was all for show? You've been having an affair all this time?","Well, the wifely code, I think, says to not let your husband die.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1258,"Oh, Thomas. I wanted to marry for love.",Why? We were just showing our new series to this sweet little kid.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1259,You're very rude. I'm your father. I'm gonna send you to an all girls military school.,"Yes, I did, I did. I had a lot on my mind, what with my job and all.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1260,"When I think of you, I have to cover my face because I'm in love with you, line dweller.",OK. I'll please Mary Sue. I'll tell her that she looks very developed.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1261,"We're completely out of the LaCroix familly water. Within a day, this business will be no longer.",And you're all welcome to Sbarro afterwards.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1262,You're right. I'm going to hit her the next time I see her.,"Oh, my back foot is really trying.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1263,There's another mysterious ingredient I cannot place.,"Don't worry, Yourpantsflat, because I have another idea. Even better! And Goofy, you could just put that Gatorade right where the sun is not shining!",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1264,I distinctly remember we used to live in a house. We had a TV.,You could be made of tracks.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1265,"I mean, what, we're just here forever? This weird empty space?","Chuck, I feel like you're putting a lot on this trip.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1266,Let me whip you up something.,"Well, I'm sorry, I thought he was a grown adult but clearly he's just a robust little boy.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1267,"When I woke up, I meditated and I did my affirmations. I didn't watch TV.",I block it. I put my hands up and my knees down. I stand in the middle between whatever comes my way and whatever is behind me.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1268,"You know what? We'll wrap you in these towels and you'll look like a burrito, sir.","I'm a huge fan, all of us are. Everybody in the world loves Nickelback.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1269,"Your name is Candy, really?",That's just what the whole marriage has been. It's exhausting.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1270,"And, the valedictorian of this class, who is headed to work at the plant: Chuck ZZTop.","Students, students. I am honored and blessed and honored to be here talking to you all today.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1271,I'm not an alien-ghost. I'm a Blockbuster clerk.,"But I have no choice, so that's not really nice.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1272,"Well then, where's Maybelline?",No. They're ghosts of a former person. This was taught to me by my great grumpy gramp.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1273,You put him in the will after just one Zima?,"Yeah, just like a narrator that gives no details whatsoever.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1274,"Hey, did they change the bathroom code or what? I gotta take one.","Uh-huh. I'm doing a full McConaughey for her. Lost weight, bleached my hair. I'm walking now.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1275,"Darling, he's made it clear his pride prevents him from skipping the line.","They're made of corn cobs, they're an American tradition of poor people playing with dried food.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1276,"The road from Lima is a bumpy one. Sometimes, the mask gets in the way of my driving skills.","Let me just - just, devil's advocate. If you are a human, how do we explain that to people after smoking your human body?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1277,He had a bone injury recently. He was struck by a bone.,It's because it's been a wild and crazy day. My husband and I were just running through the forest earlier today and something really scary came up behind us. We just need help. We want to get out of here.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1278,It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside?,"A diorama. I haven't bought a pair of shoes for myself since you boys were born, so I suppose I have to make a shoe box, too.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1279,Your hands are extremely clammy. It's disgusting.,"Oh, yeah. Existence and what is the meaning of life. We could die anytime, you know? We could get fatally stabbed in the stomach tomorrow. So, you know, why not love what you do?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1280,Captain Crunch gets soggy real fast.,"Well, I guess we'll need to have a meting with her later.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1281,This seems to me like the only way for you and me to get away from Jeff over here.,"Well, why don't you make like a tree and leave?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1282,I read one of those in my book of lists. 10 mind blowing things to say.,"But, she couldn't say I'm beautiful?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1283,Are you being honest about the shoe business? Because that goes a long way.,"Well, I mean, I'd like to think so. I do have a commercial out there.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1284,This Excalibur 2000 is one great machine.,"Oh, you're the guy who sells the Land Rovers.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1285,"Look, these blocks have symbols on them. These blocks are plain.",What why didn't the alarm go off we just had them checked by the company.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1286,"Derek, what happened to us? This week with Fred being gone, I felt a little sparkle between the two of us.","That sounds like a great idea. Thank you, Fred. You've warmed our hearts.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1287,"I also have a mean dad, too, that's what I'm trying to say.","Look at that fancy bike horn you have, Mama Slider.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1288,"There seems to be something stuck in there, but we haven't lit the fire in a year.",You know who else has a cat? That weird lady that we tried to hit with a bone.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1289,That's racism though. Giraffe lives matter.,"Right, if it's not a murder someone's calling us about, I just hang up on people. ",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1290,Who smokes anymore?,It's confusing because you both have the Rachel haircut.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1291,Hi son. I just wanted to check in on you and see how you're doing.,"Oh, man. That's disappointing. We really like murdering people.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1292,Why mama? What good will reading ever do me?,Yeah and we do need one more person on the board.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1293,"This is interesting. This play's taking a turn. It's no Noises Off, but they're breaking character - breaking the fourth wall - though they're not really addressing us.","Well, I am. I'm also President of Rome and I run this place. We've got to make sure that Rome is free for all.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1294,"Please, someone just move these trunks off of me.",From a restaurant. This restaurant.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1295,I told you. I wash my dishes.,"It's his favorite part, unfortunately. He makes a deal of it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1296,"Well, it must have been a plan to infiltrate the ship to get a sense of the layout.?",What the fuck are you talking about? Weird things I don't understand. We're under attack by these five crazy ladies with superpowers.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1297,Did you want to join the coin tossing league?,"No, you sure didn't. Good call, boss.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1298,He's one of those foreign cheeky guys.,"Wait, so I am drugs? That doesn't even makes sense. This box sucks.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1299,Bad news for you. A boulder is going to crash into you.,Do you want us to get some stones? Or cement? You can use it to weigh you down. Then we can leave and live in peace.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1300,Sometimes my mother is sad though.,"Oh, OK. That sounds bad and dangerous, but I'm up for it. I want to be hardened.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1301,"I didn't mean to cut you off, I just want a place to hang my giant rat fur coat.","I am in charge, I am a babysitter, you do as I say or else you are in trouble.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1302,The Mayor has been working really hard.,"I guess I am, for all intents and purposes. There's a turtle sale right now. I don't have time to talk about this.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1303,"Honey, I don't want to fight you. And I don't want to fight your past.",He might be here in the water.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1304,We gotta stop this cocaine fish.,"Alright, well what I've got here is a whisk broom. It's a traditional English broom. You know, dirt floor, that kinda thing. This is a horse mane broom. This one's made of willow thatch. These'll all three do the same thing in different ways.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1305,Hello Viarda.,I cannot wait to stop acting.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1306,I specifically said I wanted the Keebler striped chocolate cookies. You bought the generic store brand.,"It's the doctor on the phone. It ain't no damn secretary, woman!",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1307,Can I help you pick out a pair of glasses?,"That's rough, you didn't remarry in the morning?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1308,I'm sorry that we had to break up. It's crazy that we got married at Coachellas seven years ago. I think that the divorce is right.,"I know, 365 was just full of hot moms. What were we thinking about going there for love?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1309,"Hey, Murnice, let me hold you. Do you love me or do you love my freckles?",I have a purse full of pork cracklins.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1310,"Wow, you are old. I would have never guessed.","You know, I also think she was stealing from us. It's so hard to find good help.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1311,"Todd, I think Helen might be lying to us about this cousin.","No, heavens no. I use dry shampoo all over my body.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1312,"Father, the only thing I can think of for you to make amends to me, truly, is for you to sing me a song about the rules of chess.",He was. He lobbied for it. He showed up on Donahue dressed as Seaman Bomo.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1313,Why didn't you buy me a blimp ticket when you bought yourself one?,But if you kill him then you are also a murderer you are in a quandry.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1314,Do you ship? We live in Connecticut. It's one of the fifty states.,"Dean, you'll have to wait. Your brother will have to go first, because you're going in size order.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1315,You seem very angry.,"OK, so, you've gotten us trapped in a belly of a whale, but I'm upsetting our daughter?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1316,It's sort of a continental snack that's between lunch and dinner time.,"If you win, you will get the keys to my coffee plantation.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1317,I just picked up some string cheese last night.,"I don't know, I'm a child.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1318,"Look, what do you want to do? Lay down your life for this bank? Who cares about the bank? They have insurance for theft.","Of course you think it's a mistake, just like me. You get rid of everything you think is a mistake, if it's not perfect. I'm sorry I wasn't stitched together right, dad. You just wait, my name is going to be famous one day.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1319,"Well, Hillary, I tried my best. I'm sorry I didn't have enough personality or abs to come in even in second place.","Exactly, that's why he covered himself with barbecue sauce too.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1320,"Yeah, but he doesn't need to come back. You should stay. Look at how the kids respond to you.","Oh, I would never, honey. I mean, I know we're married, but still. Some things have got to remain a mystery.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1321,Should the three of us hold hands as we ascend to a higher plane and then probably descend through Hell's true fire?,"Well, okay. I mean, you're the boss, Applesauce.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1322,This molly is just kicking in real hard.,"Yeah, I did it. Glenda deserved it. I'd do it again if I had to.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1323,"I understand Brandon was taking care of you folks, but he's a little indisposed right now.",Much like Hitler in South America.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1324,"I said I was going to be nicer this year, but flirt less.",We got a good thing going here. We don't have to pay taxes or fight in wars. We don't have to worry about clothes because we wear the same stuff all the time.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1325,We all came in here and lost the ticket to our cars. He's never let us leave. We invented Wikipedia because we were fucking bored.,"It's like Jenny from the block, but I'm Shelly from the bible.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1326,Do you have any important gigs coming up that will interfere with our plan to make this look like a real live gym?,Thank you. It is. I should be a cat burgler.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1327,"If you don't mind, I'm going to need to open your jaws really wide and stick my head in there to see your teeth.","Yes, that's not the name us dentists came up with, but it's unfortunately the name that society gave it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1328,I wanted to talk to you about something. I brought a contact today. I need to sign a new talent immediately.,I didn't even think about it. I have so many experiences on any given day. I ride the bus a lot.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1329,And we'll be the three concubines for Janet. The consorts.,My name is President Eminence.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1330,"Garold, son, did you get some sleep tonight? Wait, why are your fists so bloody all the time.","Any Orzaball will do, but this one's very close and somewhat good looking.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1331,"Just say it, man, get on board. It's a real boy's club.",I'm smoking a cigarette on stilts.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1332,"Hey, Jeanette, what are you going to throw into the town fire tonight? I can't decide.",You started your day with TV? What a waste of time.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1333,We have thousands of campers and I need you to step away from the tree.,"Well, they just don't pray in that show. I've never seen them pray.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1334,"Let me just grab my purse and uh, just gonna scoot out, but thank you.","Oh, wow, I'm doing it. Bye!",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1335,The fudge is not going to be worth it. We'll have to a pay a hundred bucks.,"That's not the way in Maine. In Maine, we just don't ask. We've never asked each other a question, have we? Until now.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1336,"Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili.",I actually need you to go home and flush your toilet because it's fucking disgusting.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1337,"Congratulations, it's a boy.","Well, Rita, I'll be honest. Cards on the table time. I did expect to just be here by myself, and now I'm with three strangers and uh, this was supposed to be a retreat from panic and I feel I'm panicking a little.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1338,"God, I wish mom was here.","Thank you. I'll meet you later. I don't want to talk about it in front of everybody right here, please.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1339,"I would love it if in the midst of being scared or scaring others, you just start making love to each other.",I don't mind. I get it a lot. It's kind of what fuels me.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1340,I'm the only sober person here besides the evil monster hunter Jessica Jacobson.,"The one without alcohol. You don't understand, I change when I have alcohol.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1341,I didn't feel like we were making a deal. I was just trying to strengthen our friendship.,"Right, the fact that we're even in a line is amazing.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1342,Are you holding the fortune from the fortune cookie we gave you Devin?,"Yes, if you yell it at me to my face, right now. I'm gonna get real close to you.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1343,Oh really? Now that looks like - if I may - it looks like a page of a journal that got torn out of a journal.,I'm tell you I use my body in two different ways.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1344,"Carol, this is absurd. You've brought so many clothes I can't carry them all, help me.","It's only been five minutes, give her a little bit of time.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1345,Okay. I'm breaking the car door glass.,"Oh, it's beautiful. To see it in person is wonderful. But is it smaller than you thought it would be?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1346,Why are you clacking away on your typewriter?,"Papa, you're the pastor.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1347,I'm not going to lie. This is not the first potential date I've had that killed himself.,Like the original Little Mermaid in Hans Christian Andersen's takes. They say every step felt like walking on scissors.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1348,"When I get my car, I would need a lot more headroom. Maybe it would be a convertible. I haven't really thought this through.","Yeah, you're dumb. You can't type and you don't even know what a spreadsheet is, stupid.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1349,"Yeah, well, the shit's the manure and that's the fertilizer that makes them grow. I need to see the lush greenness of England.","In my background, we did a lot of improv games. Perhaps we can do a little bit of pass the clap.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1350,I have some vodka and a match. Is that going to work for pyrotechnics?,"Listen, that might not be a problem. Because since you found the stick, it's your quinceañera.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1351,Your Mr. Fortell! Your suit is impeccable.,"It's still a water park, only they lower you into a well. You can splash around in there.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1352,"Well, let me just rip off one of these plastic tubes we use to shove the mail up the vacuum system and we got our own little crack pipe.","I'm very cheeky, literally. Look at my butt.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1353,"I never said you were an idiot, Catalina. you're very aggressive today.","Your lack of confidence is scaring me, Alicia. All right?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1354,"Toaster Strudel, where's my rat?","Walking around in someone's shoes, what a romantic sentiment. Very intimate.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1355,"Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears.","Sorry, my arms are heavy from these bags of blocks.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1356,"Rudy, can you just give us a few more minutes?",I really am. It's the acoustics in here.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1357,"Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date.",It must be nice to have a place where you can just be messy and do whatever to your towels.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1358,"Mom, won't you stay here for some child/adult interplay, perhaps with an educational perhaps with an educational toy.","I know, but it gets complicated with paperwork.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1359,"The fridge by the tower is a long way to go, just to have cheez its.","You know, in France before bad news, we always have some cheese.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1360,"I'm just happy to work here, Mr. Timmons.","So I could fly away from here and find my parents in Alaska? OK Bob, you got a deal.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1361,"You guys, take a look at the script. I think you'll agree there's great parts for all of you in this.","Hello my friend, Robot Pinkerton.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1362,I am writing to you from the estate of Bram Stoker to say instantly cease and desist with your dinner theater.,"Yes, did I go in or out on the last sentence? I never go back in. I seem to just be going out. Nothing is coming back in.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1363,"We have a collection of hinges that range from small and workable to massive. It's more hinge than door, how's that?","Oh, Landsakes, I can't believe it's finally happening to me.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1364,"I want to be the best painter, ever.",Hey you want a little peep behind the art curtain? Peep poo. Look at my knuckle.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1365,"All I know is how to take regular food, take all the moisture out of it, put into an aluminum package, and then serve it to people.",And there's so many colors. It's so confusing.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1366,What are you typing right now?,"Yes, so much bitterness.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1367,"No, last time I made a large sum of money I threw it all into a mall fountain.",I grew up working in a massage parlor.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1368,"Girls, come forward into my judging chambers.","Well, tell me what you want, what you really really want.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1369,I know what to do about the time paradox.,"You have moved to number two as the worst person on earth right now, behind Adam.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1370,The God damn Savannah train leaves at 10:00 am.,"Yeah, that's why we usually have the whole stranger game thing because nothing usually happens to us. We have to pay people to walk up to us and hang out with us.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1371,Hey guys. I couldn't help but notice that you guys kind of turned away and you were just kind of talking amongst yourselves.,Are you going to look at it? That might be the ringer. It might be notifying you that you're getting an incoming call.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1372,"I grew my pubes out super long, and then tied it to my stubble on my chin.",Please say we can drink. Please say we can drink.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1373,So you're a Canadian music fan who's here in Los Angeles to see Rush?,"In Toronto, this is sort of a marginal complaint. These are all big properties, OK? You've all got beautiful mansions.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1374,"Welcome to the plane, Clinton. We've been waiting for you.Take a seat.",I'd love it. Do they have the sodoku game inside?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1375,I have an R-BnB that I've rented.,What else is different from the world that you're hiding from us? We only get news from you.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1376,"If we change the rules to this parking garage, then we can get out and there will be no ramifications.","Yeah, and no one was working, so I took over the garage.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1377,"General, I have bad news. Operation versatile is poltergeisting in on itself.","Yes, sir. I'm just hanging out with my students and talking about Nintendo 64.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1378,"Here, give him some disgusting dog food to eat. Dogs love it.","I do need a friend, but I don't know if I want it to be you. You're chewing on a table.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1379,Did you get to hell by choking on a gobstopper or something?,"What? Hey, now I'm the character of the bus boy, who doesn't work here, but is just the MC.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1380,Guess I'll put on my backpack.,I like it. It's almost like Evil Kineeval.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1381,"So there was just a Kay working at Kay Jewelers who got fired for not being able to read, and that Kay is now working next door selling pianos.","Oh, well, welcome to Cold Stone.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1382,Our cousin's name is Radio Disney. It was named after him.,"Earl, you tell those damn boys at the club that I said to bite me.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1383,"Mr. Kissinger, were you hiding under the President's desk?","Well, yes. The poster is from when we met. You came later. The poster has sweet memories for us.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1384,How much does it cost to take a picture with the ladies?,I thought I'd come here to dry out because I'm a toadstool and an alcoholic.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1385,"Jim, lets not point those fingers because there's three pointing back at you and then a thumb going sideways to the Chinese restaurant next door.","Do I want to review the budget, or do I have to review the budget? You are the president of the city counsel and I am merely the treasurer.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1386,It sounds like finding these parrots is the only way to redeem yourself for these kids.,"Have you ever seen that Ripley's Believe It or Not, where the woman has the ability to pop her eyes out of her skull? Your eyes look like hers.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1387,"Have you ever been curious what it would be like to see all of your father's various contraptions in and around the environs of Savannah, Georgia, from outer space?",But it's referring to you as its father.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1388,"I think I penetrated you on accident, Bernice.",I didn't want to confuse the creative process.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1389,"Who chose Mr. Blackwater to come in here with the big ideas, huh? Everybody's going to die in St. Peter's Square??","Okay, but, uh, you know this is the third honey Mario and Luigi have worked for you on. You have had a lot of wives.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1390,"What are they doing in that spacecraft/watercraft/aircraft, other fish friend?","Don't worry, I can keep sperm down real easy.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1391,I didn't even know there was a bathroom in the panic room.,"Yeah, I did notice that. But I wasn't going to say nothing because I've been criticized for having thoughts in the past.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1392,"They did stand in front of the water fountain for an entire business day, saying they thought the water fountain was going to turn into a spider monkey.",I have astigmatism. They'll always look different to me.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1393,"I would like a water sample. They're free, right?","I think you missed your flight time. Time passes a little more quickly here in Maine than it does anywhere else, even though it seems to pass very slowly.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1394,Are they getting in line in front of us too? That's not fair.,We have a sitter. The kids are at another house so we can watch a movie at home in peace.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1395,"Denise, I didn't think I'd find love at Coachella, but here it is.",That sounds sexy and it will definitely sell pens.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1396,Aren't you a chimney sweep? You should be the one going down the chimney.,Then you'll take us back to see our parents?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1397,You can stand there and tell me about your lake or you can help Toaster Strudel and I find our singing rat.,"Hold on a second, Rick. I get that you're nervous about talking to me. Hey, I'm a little nervous too. How about this? Instead of us putting on each other's clothes, why don't we take all of our clothes off and leave them there, and then do sex together.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1398,"All right, well, can my daughter and I at least have some privacy while we do this odious business?","I keep forgetting you can hear English, as well as speak it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1399,Is everyone comfortable with being murdered?,"Oh, let me guess. Is it free churro day? That's my favorite day of the month.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1400,"Well, I barely heard you walk in here, so it must be working.",That's pretty deep. I'm going to remember that you said that.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1401,"You people, we are from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and you are all guilty of making weird doughnuts that do weird things to people.",I can't wait to throw a drink in your face at the reunion show.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1402,"Next up, Amos. It's your turn to sing.","Lisa, what do you not understand about ""I'm going to be hungover for the school year?""",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1403,"Speaking of being dark, I've murdered your father.","Oh, probably the one where jazz covers of your favorite pop songs play all the time.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1404,"I just wanted to please in that moment so I just wrote yes, that I was OK with confrontation.",I didn't rent Amile.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1405,This is a nice blow dryer. My hair dried in like two minutes.,It poltergeisted though.There were weird voices happening.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1406,"Mr. Crock, what do we call the thing we put the apple pie in?",They are very good and efficient at paperwork.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1407,He's got a pretty weird body type for a marathon runner.,"Yeah, I heard the principal's under investigation.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1408,"Those concert tickets were a gift, right?",It's my birthday.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1409,"Oh Captain, my Captain, everyone was wrong about you. We all became who we were meant to be.",I used to think all the time that it was bad that I was different. Now I think that maybe it's cool that I'm different. I'm my own person.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1410,"Well, I did. No one's above the law. And you, saying I just can't shoot people. You know I'm a police person, right? It's kind of our thing.","Well, look who's walked into my shop. A man that I clearly don't know despite the fact that he's held a vendetta against me for years, despite the fact that he did throw me in jail and I served my time. But he's been digging deeper to find something else on me wherein there is not.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1411,Everyone backup. I'm about to do a push kick and then a back move and a dance.,"Doctor, you've had 6 different kind of meats just today.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1412,"Full Sail is in Orlando, Florida.",That's what I thought it was supposed to have been. Better Call Saul is a scary show. It's too real.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1413,I put the label ghost cookies on the bowl because I wanted people to read it.,"Yeah, they are ghost cookies. So, obviously they are just left over from Halloween.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1414,"He one hundred percent was looking for me because I said something to him years ago in a foreign language that was not part of his native tongue. He took umbrage and has wanted to devour me, literally, ever since.","The three Teslas are, of course, my Tesla, Gary's Tesla, and Pamela's. We just gave her hers for her sweet 16.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1415,"OK, the thing for me is - part of him knows that it's wrong. If he's able to say, if the character he is creating is able to tell him that it's a figment of his imagination...",That didn't take long.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1416,"Why don't you put some kind of barrier or something that lets people know that they can't play here because the hole, from here it looks like it's fine.",She only brings her business body to work. Her personal body stays at home.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1417,I thought my stew looked like yarn.,And we were arrested by the disco police. Aren't we entitled to a gram of cocaine?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1418,I think it's going to piss off the line cooks if we make them cook the meal at their party.,"You know what, Felicity? I think I just got done.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1419,I've just been following you guys in Celica.,Also you're outvoted anyway and you're a phone.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1420,I look smooth as Summer Chintz China.,"Yes, I went to middle school with Wrinkle Pants and then there was an experimental period in our marriage where he was quite integral.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1421,"I think because of your diminutive stature and your very polite Canada manner, people think you're a woman.","Number one, I don't like your tone. Number two, I don't think you had to say that at all.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1422,I guess I transported a lot and didn't realize it. My brain is kind of shook up.,"It's percussive. Hell, yeah. That will make a slapping sound. I'll get my cousin to sample it and we'll lay it down on a track. It will be the craw daddy track.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1423,"Roger, let's just cut to the chase. What's your big announcement?","I am your humble servant, sir. I meant it in an old fashion way.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1424,It looks like someone without a grasp of English drew the map.,That's like a murse without the strap.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1425,"Alright, let's kill him. We got her on tape selling doughtnuts.","Wow, your stories are excellent. Like the bible.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1426,You didn't have to tell us that he died. You could have just taken over for him or sent someone else.,"I swear, it ain't a prank. I need your help. He killed my brother.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1427,My inhaler is beautiful.,We're gonna have barbecue Fritos for life. I'm going to make you a bed out of barbecue Fritos.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1428,I'm trying to test your reflexes but your leg doesn't seem to be moving.,"Hopper, you just hopped into bed, metaphorically, with us.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1429,We also did the first open heart surgery and the stop light sign.,I have some theories.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1430,"Mr. Mouse, put down that lighter and aerosol can right now. I've got a taser.","We will, we will. Please, lower your guns. We come in peace.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1431,"Rodney, how close of a cousin are you to Rosie O'Donnell?","Yes you are, Sam Houston. You're going to join us in the Gulf of Mexico.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1432,"Kurt, you'll definitely be the tallest 12 year old and you'll be the youngest NBA player.",Stay there. You show them what you're made of. You're Doris God dammit.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1433,"Carol, help me.","We want one soup, four spoons.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1434,"Monique has beautiful hair, doesn't she?","OK. I would love some coffee. I think my friend needs a nap and maybe a bottle of water. Right now, a tear is coming out of her eye, but it's mostly bile.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1435,That sounds terrible. Being sued is never fun.,79 cents.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1436,These are my drawings. I put them up my leg.,"Well, it's everything I thought it would be, but there's something else. It's lonely sometimes.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1437,"Mr. LaCroix, these pants are specially made to keep your cheese moist.","Well, honestly, when you hug someone,it's very difficult to look at them because your head is over the shoulder and you're looking at, like, what's behind them.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1438,"Bob, can you give me those wings I have in the corner just leaning up there?",Cash.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1439,"Here ma'am, have a sip out of my flask. This is ""kid juice.""","Well, I heard that it was gonna be discontinued, so I bought a bunch. I went to one of those weird soda stores that sell all kinds of sodas.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1440,"Doris, what's this flyer, Britania Fortiskew?","Stop watching Sesamee Street. Jesus, I gotta get cigarettes.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1441,Were you born in a hospital that took gift certificates?,"Oh, sweety, you'll get laughter from me even if it's fake.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1442,I'm going to hold you two for murder. I've got a couple of dead hobo drifters right here on the sidewalk.,"I know. I think that played more on people's fear of being impolite, but Megan, can I tell you what I've about making people like you? You've got to do it. You've got to do it, no matter what the cost. ",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1443,Which one is Halle Berry??,I told you to get it waterproofed before go on a yacht in the super Mediterranean.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1444,That's a - do you see what I see??,It was only a few minutes ago. Fifty-five to fifty-nine I think I said.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1445,He's taken a Target couch cover and turned it into his princely robes.,"You know what? In another life, Quadge, maybe we could have been friends with each other.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1446,"Well, the truth is. No one really wants to hear from an overweight, fat Aid Man.","Certainly, if we're going to allow you to remain alive and not incarcerated after you murdered 100 people.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1447,"I'm Spelunk, the one who shoots the arrows that make people fall in love.","Well, to be fair, we look exactly alike.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1448,"It's the true spirit of Aid Man, the fat super hero, who wants to help.",That's right. It's been a name that's far too long been negatively applied to people who were just born the way they were born.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1449,A lot of people complain about the sound of my voice. That's actually why I got into stick-ups. I thought maybe I'd get discovered by a voice-over agent.,"I like the joke, but if we get around to the HBO special, if she says a thousand she'll just make herself out to be a liar. But I love what she's going for.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1450,Here are our tickets for True West.,"We did. We don't want to make you jealous, but we did see it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1451,The doctor just dropped you off in the woods?,"I said someone, I didn't mean you. We're gonna be here awhile. I'm just saying I'm ready to put out for the cause.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1452,"Your booth? I thought this was a play, not a craft fair.",Could you put your shadow down? I can't see the shade.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1453,What's taking so long up there? I want to get wet and then walk around the theme park all day.,Here's how you know the difference. Disney World has Epcot Center and Disney Land got funnel cake.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1454,What are you gonna do about that shark loose in the park?,"I'm a fat old lesbian, but don't like to be judged by any of those titles. Just call me Fatty.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1455,"I hope you have pencil and paper, so you can keep your own list as we go along.",You have all those lines on your face. It makes it look leathery. I want to call you leather face.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1456,"I thought I was in my own town of New Orleans, Louisiana.",It's better then the one wheel Segway company you wanted to invest in.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1457,"How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude. Also, it's bad luck.",That's right. How do these look?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1458,They could have gone to Greg's. They're very popular. And they have ice cream. Why don't we have ice cream?,"Me too, but I'm so glad to wake up in a celebrity's shack.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1459,"Honey, some man came in the room. He broke through one of those paper locks and was questioning you. You threw your fists at him.","Oh, I've never seen a better form and I've watched my share of tennis.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1460,So I'd get seventy percent of this money if I help you?,"You walked out of that, you walked right over to Charlie Wilson's War. That was a great weekend for cinema.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1461,"I'll have a traditional English snack, please.",I don't know where he is. He's a wandering man. You think I gotta go follow in the shadow-y mysterious footsteps of Trumpet Davis?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1462,Forgive me for not recognizing a fellow richmen. You look familiar to me. Should I know you?,"Certainly Denise. Join me over here, two feet away.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1463,I always forget about that third guy that was on Apollo 11.,"Yeah, I liked that thing with the sandwich. It looked pretty messy though.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1464,"I thought you were asking me to do my yo yo trick called The Prayer. Get us through this one, get us up it and down it. Get us left and around it. Amen","Well, I've always wanted to be in show business. So, this could be a real stepping stone for me to take a risk and brave actress.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1465,"Fasty, you tricked us! You had us put these bungee cords around us so you could loop us all together.","Yeah, I loved the food, the atmosphere, and the camaraderie. I felt understood and part of a community.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1466,This pole is for just sliding down.,You know what? You're right. I just turn on the siren and I go wherever I want. Everyone has to get out of my way.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1467,"Excuse me, folks, I have to get to aisle four.",How could you do this on double coupon day? I just wanted to do a good job.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1468,Have you ever touched something and it turned to dust?,I sing my heart out while I'm sawing off kneecaps. I try my best.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1469,We should give away our baby and the baby's name.,"Well, you know, I'm a nervous person, and my therapist told me that I should hold peoples' hands to get over it.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1470,I saw it on snapchat that one of them fell asleep last night.,"OK. You're the expert, Tonya. What do we have to do?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1471,"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you two.",Objects in motion are going to stay in motion.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1472,"Wait, have I seen you somewhere, Alfred?",It feels like you're stalling. You have 10 hours and 15 minutes until the show.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1473,"Waiter, can I have another one of those rose slushies please?",I do too. I have an idea. This guy hates dogs.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1474,"Steve, do you do anything besides accounting?",OK. I always go for the anonymity of a plain name that allows him to flexibly travel through life.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1475,Sorry I'm a bit late. Some very wonderful lady just stopped me in the hallway here and I had to direct her to Sears and it's very long directions.,"Yeah, me too. But it's been really uneventful so far. You'd think there'd be a ton of girls wanting to buy boys today.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1476,Is Candyland a real place?,"Me? Solomon, how long have you been keeping that in? It can't work though. I don't date actors.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1477,I feel close to you know. I want to do something I've never done with anyone before. I want to take off my sunglasses.,Stop it. We paid a lot of money for these tickets.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1478,You need a friend. That's why you're here. And how about you?,"Hey, you should put that in your book.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1479,What do you like so much about Italy?,That is true. We do boast that statistic.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1480,Our primary export are those little rocking horses.,The security guards I tied up had a Twinkee in their pocket. ,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1481,"Captain, can I ask what these people have done to be surveilled on this long con that's going to last for years?",Are you fucking kidding me? I came from heaven.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1482,"Let me just - just, devil's advocate. If you are a human, how do we explain that to people after smoking your human body?","Yeah. And I was just, like, the house crack rock.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1483,I guess you're coming. Everyone hop on my back.,"Yeah, we have to find a storm cloud that is the storm cloud that connects to the past storm cloud and ride through the storm cloud. Can either of you fly?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1484,Really? I can hold people's problems and not let 'em get out.,"What, do you mean? We just throw some duct tape over the holes and see what happens? If he can hold water?",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1485,"Charlie, you kind of zoned out there for a little bit. What's going on?","Given my druthers, I'd rather be the one doing the murdering. It just seems so much more exciting.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1486,"When you look in this mirror, you can see the devil's face.",That's a wonderful thing. Any customer is good.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1487,Didn't you hear Blockbuster is coming back?,"I mean, we should have been warned when it was a Betty Boop check.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1488,"Yes, I hate the prophecy. Wait, it says he will turn against me, but it doesn't say anything about why. What if we prevent him from meeting his actual birth parents?","Maybe. Or, maybe he'll make it into one of them fishtanks with the deadly eels. I heard it's complicated because you've got to de electrify them or people die doing that.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1489,"It's kinda like, not being a person and not being completely dead yet either.","Yeah, but also, I'm confused about my name because my parents fight about it all the time.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1490,You overheard out entire conversation about the bucket?,"Oh, good call! Then, our marriage will get better!",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1491,"We kind of spy on corporations, countries, that sort of thing.","I only have cards, like credit cards. Here's my Neiman Marcus card.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1492,My specialty is orthodontics.,"Here you are, 40 years old and I'm at the end of my life.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1493,It's unfair of me to blame her I suppose.,"There and many, many other places.",0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1494,I borrowed those bullets. I didn't steal them from you.,Are you going to saw me in half?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1495,"Oh, my god. You scared me.",Of course. We're in international space. The laws don't apply here.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1496,"If I could ask you guys, could you just step aside just one second so they can order.",Do you have any other movies similar in tone? Just like two guys carrying another guy who is not alive. Do you have any movies like that?,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1497,"What if I say ""your hair is almost the perfect length""?",We can share one cheek each.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1498,"That's right, and of course I studied in hotdog school at The Sorbonne. In Paris.",It's responding to your son's calls. I'm sorry. I believe that is a tapeworm.,0,spont,valid +valid_spont_1499,"Hey, Veronica, can you keep it down over there? You're going to wake up our baby.","Oh my gosh, there's something that's cooking up in there that's a little more tasty than brisket, ya'll.",0,spont,valid +valid_cornell_1500,I got a fax today from your friend Hiromix.,"Oh, for her show?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1501,"If I get you back to the lab, will you get out of my head?","If I'm real, they'll get me out. If I'm not, they'll treat you. Either way you'll be better off than you are now. You'll get a reward.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1502,"Oh Mommy, you're embarrassing me.","Is every single thing out of your mouth since your ""accident"" have to be a monotone mumble of cheap sarcasm?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1503,I don't give a fuck! I didn't tell you to do it! You can't just do unauthorized work.,"Well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you? Didn't you read the sign.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1504,And the show now generates a yearly income equivalent to the gross national product of a small country.,People forget it takes the population of an entire country to keep the show running.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1505,"It's no Arsonist's Daughter, but I guess you know that. It's a young man's book. It got me remembering how it felt to be young.",Maybe I should read it.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1506,"I've been with him since I got out of school. He brought me into the CMDF, over five years ago.","A long time, with one man.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1507,"First tell me, are you my little Volga boatman?","Yes, I'm your little Volga boatman.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1508,"All right, Master Mind. But there's something cockeyed about that joint and I'm going to find out what it is.","Oh, by the way, another pet theory of yours just blew up.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1509,"The building superintendent, and two tenants. Flat statements -- no hesitation. And they all jibed to the letter. The Thorwalds were leaving for the railroad station.","Now how could anybody guess that? They had, perhaps, signs on their luggage, ""Grand Central Or Bust!""?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1510,I don't think you can appreciate the gut reaction people have to these things.,I was only reacting to what I was told.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1511,"Thank you. If you told me two years ago we'd be living here, I would never have believed it. Do you live around here?","No, I live about in Wexford. It's about a five hour drive.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1512,"Shit, Dude, I didn't know. I wouldn't've done it if I knew he was a fucking crybaby.","We're sorry, man. We're really sorry.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1513,I'm not going to curse.,You don't mean it. It's just for show.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1514,How long have you been downtown?,Five months. I love it.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1515,I was in jail.,The whole time? Eighteen years?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1516,What kinda music do you like?,"Phil Spector. Girl group stuff. You know, like ""He's a Rebel"".",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1517,"I can't make up my mind whether to have a number one or a number two. What do you recommend, Spiro?","Between you and me, Madam, today the number two.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1518,Is that why you didn't want to talk about women before?,I didn't want to complicate the situation.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1519,He's got that kinda money?,"It's all in lock boxes in a Mexico bank. But he's got a problem. He's -- what do you call it when you got money, but don't have cash?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1520,"You know we have to let Kirsty see this place, before we do anything to it. She'll love it.",You mean we're moving in?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1521,I feel like I'm going crazy here. You're Scott. But he's dead. I don't know what's real anymore. I can't be here with you.,Do you understand what I'm saying to you? You can keep the car. That should be enough for gas from here to there. Please let me go.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1522,How can you tell it was deliberately buried?,By the deformation between the mother rock and the fill.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1523,"Computers talk to other computers, right?",Somehow your twisted little mind should be able to figure out how to tap into the main computer at the Aerospace Center and reach Vulcan.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1524,What about all these saloons?,"Ah, now that's the real mother- Lode in Tombstone. Up and down Allen Street, full-blast 24 hours A day, liquor, hostesses, Gamblin', makin' money hand over Fist. All except the Oriental. On Account of the element. Have a Man for breakfast in there most Days. Regular slaughter house. High-rollers won't go near it. Too bad, nice place.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1525,"You know, the whole world thinks you killed Freddie? It's terrible.","I know. Look, I can't talk now. Later. Later?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1526,I just want to know where he is.,"As far as I know, he went back to his parents.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1527,Did you ask Sal?,"Yeah, I asked him. I don't want nobody in there, nobody spending good money in Sal's. He should get no mo' money from the community till he puts some Black faces up on that motherfucking wall.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1528,"That object out there is less than two days from Earth, Mister Scott. We've got to intercept while it still is out there!","Aye, we understand that sir! We're doing our best.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1529,"Jesus, Sally. I'm not the enemy.",And you're not the wife.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1530,"Don't let me die, Epps. I don't want to die.","What if it's a Valloro 69? Just going to bounce right up out of the ground, explode in the air, kill him and us.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1531,"Whatever you do, don't mention Italy. Or politics. Or baby buggies. Or Edith Piaf.",Your probably best off pretending you're asleep.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1532,Which nostril am I breathing through?,The right nostril. Good.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1533,"Oh, come on, Tripp. Cut the kid some slack.",It's just ail that crap he spins out. Just once I'd like to know if the little bastard is telling the truth.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1534,I don't have any cream. Sorry.,Just sugar then. You and John ever come here?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1535,"Ninety seven million, minus eight, corrected to mass critical.",I read that with a quantum increase of seven.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1536,"I don't know honey. Soon we hope. You want it to end quickly, huh?","Oh, I don't care, I was just asking cuz all my favorite TV shows have been replaced by news and it's pissing me off.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1537,"Just hold it, hold it! Computer: have you attempted to analyze the transmission?","Yes. There are two points of salient interest. Number one: it is highly systematized, indicating intelligent origin. Number two: certain sounds are inconsistent with the human palate.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1538,Hey! I'm not ready.,"Then you better hurry. I'll blow alley one, Delongpre, you and Rizzo take there. Janessa you ready two and we'll meet up there.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1539,I want to stop aging.,And I want Doucet.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1540,We can't dive anymore. They want to cancel the competition for a while.,"It's not safe, they say. The doctors say it isn't possible to go deeper and live. Free diving is over as a sport.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1541,Are you calling me a liar? I'm telling you I'm broke. I don't even have insurance on my goddamned car.,"Remember that business venture I was telling you about? Well, my tugboat came in. I'm flush.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1542,"When's the last time we played a wedding, Jack?",Two years ago. March.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1543,Normal boy's ambition. I like coming back. You know that.,You tell your friends your father used to work the docks. Callused hands. But you had an attitude when you were growing up that wasn't easy for your mother and me to understand.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1544,Gotta get home. How could she do this to me? How could she not care about what we meant to each other. What a fuck! What a fucking monster she is!,"Oh, God. I miss her. I can't believe she's with that guy now! I'm never going to see her again. I love her so much. What a fucking monster she is!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1545,"Sorry. My figures work out exactly the same as Jim's. 256 for Paul, 255 for Tracy.","And 290 ""disregards,"" right?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1546,Then release him. You be at my place a half hour before the plane leaves.,"I'll arrange to have Laszlo come there to pick up the letters of transit, and that'll give you the criminal grounds on which to make the arrest. You get him, and we get away. To the Germans that last will be just a minor annoyance.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1547,I'm not making fun. I'm showing it as it really is.,"You're showing how superior you are to your subject. TOBY No, but I like my subject. I like these people.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1548,"Because I'm bored. Oh, that sounds terrible, doesn't it. I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I also let you in because I'm hungry.","Thanks, I feel much better. Listen, if you're so bored, why didn't you go to Utah with Alan?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1549,I need a diameter approximation.,"Okay, Doolittle, I'll have it in a minute.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1550,Answer the question. How do you rate all those privileges?,I grease the Kraut guards. With ten percent of the take.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1551,I don't know. It's all I ever wanted to do.,"I wanted to be a motocross champion. My folks didn't really care what I did. Then Junior blew a fuse and I became their last hope. Most girls get ballet stuffed down their throats, I got bowling. I never understood how anyone could take it so seriously. I hope I'm not insulting you.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1552,"I've found that I enjoy burying myself in heavy traffic. I like to look at it. Yesterday I hired a taxi driver to drive me around for an hour. ""Anywhere"", I said.","We sat in B massive traffic jam under an off-ramp. I don't think we moved more than fifty yards. I'm thinking of taking up a new job with the Road Research Laboratory. They need a medical officer. The salary is larger something I've got to think about now. There's a certain moral virtue in being materialistic, I'm beginning to feel. Well, it's a new approach for me, in any case.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1553,"Well now Jeffrey, how did you come to get so involved?",I can't tell you the whole story. I. I took it upon myself. I can't say more.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1554,You killed her. I saw it.,"Bitch killed herself when she shot a cop in the leg. If she' just acted like a girl nothing would have happened. So you're right, spooky. Happy?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1555,"All right, just a few questions.",I'd like to ask you about your hobbies.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1556,"Icthyo Sapiens, April 14, 1865.","The day Abraham Lincoln died. Hence ""Abe"" Sapien.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1557,I'm leaning toward no.,"That's your option. Ours could be to keep you locked up for a very long time. In case you didn't know it, you're crazy.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1558,This ice will break yet. How's our guest?,"He died. Raving about phantoms. He was mad, poor devil. Gather a detail. Have the body removed from my cabin.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1559,WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! We need to stop the not pretty things from letting our children be born in hospitals!,"We're going to find our boys! For God's sake Sheila, you almost had them killed!!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1560,He's gotta be in the forest. All three ranches run alongside it.,"Think we should get up a search party, head in there?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1561,"Pick that up and put it down properly. Alex does so, and continues to empty his pockets.","One half bar of chocolate. One bunch of keys on white metal ring. One packet of cigarettes. Two plastic ball pens - one black, one red. One pocket comb - black plastic. One address book - imitation red leather. One ten penny piece. One white metal wristlet watch, ""Timawrist"" on a white metal expanding bracelet. Anything else in your pockets?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1562,Look. Dwayne was right. This is going to be a big story. So big in fact that I don't want to even have this money around.,"Fair enough, I'll take it to my place.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1563,"Who do you think you are, breaking in here like this?","You can't bluff me, Burns. I don't care who you are or what paper you're editor of.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1564,"Oh God, if only I'd known.",Why didn't you? You knew she was keeping her home from school. You knew she was an alcoholic.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1565,He's a good pilot.,"I talked a man back once. Three months later, we lost him. It's his decision. Only he knows.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1566,I understand you saved my son's life today.,God smiled upon us.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1567,We'll ask Evelyn. Evelyn? Evelyn!,"Ooo, she's thinking of her date! Come on, you've been dating a pilot. We want to know what we can expect.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1568,What about the life readings you picked up?,"The Event Horizon sensors show the same thing: ""Bio-readings of indeterminate origin."" Right before that wave hit the Clark, there was some kind of surge, right off the scale, but now it's back to its previous levels.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1569,Yup. That's him goin'. I love to watch him go.,Thelma kinda took to him.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1570,"From my wise, albeit youthful, vantage point, the world is your oyster. You scored big.",You got everything you ever wanted.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1571,What can I get you?,Let me have one of those cigars. Kinda nice in here. You run it?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1572,"He might have fallen down the stairs, I don't know, I don't know what's going on, I'm confused. I have this memory thing - do I know you?","No. Don't worry, I'm a cop. Everything'll be okay. Is he still breathing?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1573,SHH! He's back there. I can see his hair bobbing up and down.,"I want to ""make love"" to him.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1574,"01766 770 471. Let me check it for you, sir.","There's nothing wrong with the line, sir. Are you sure you have the right number? 770 471 is the number of a call box.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1575,"Yes, of course, your brother is a problem. It was to be expected.",I knew you'd understand. That's why I came to you for help.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1576,"Soap is called Soap because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behaviour. He is proud of his job, and even more proud that it's legal.","He's a stroppy sod but he's got more balls than a golfer, only he doesn't know it. ' * Cut from completed film.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1577,I want to arrest you for murder! I want to shake your hand and reload your gun! I want to kill my pride and give you my blessing.,My deal is with Rosanna. I knew you guys were up to something. Are you two fucking?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1578,Cut his pants up the leg to the groin.,And be careful when you get near the top. Zero has a very long one.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1579,"Oh fine. Well in view of all the ground that we to cover today, I suggest we go and have a quick look at your apartment and then get started straight away.","Bill, would you have the Torrances' things brought in their apartment.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1580,"Didn't happen yesterday, I'll tell you that. Torn parts rusted bad as the rest of the boat.",Then it happened before they scuttled her.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1581,Hi. Sorry about that.,You didn't have to get off the other line. I would've called you back.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1582,I feel different right now.,You wait and see. You're going to marry a big hero!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1583,I'll raise it to two hundred thousand.,"My friend, you could make it a million francs, or three, my answer would still be the same.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1584,"Maybe. But, if I were gonna hack some heavy metal, I'd, uh, work my way back through some low security, and try the back door.","Yeah but oh man, wouldn't you just love to get one of those Gibsons, baby? Ooooh!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1585,It's name's A Christmas Carol.,That's than un on Christmas I was tellin' you about.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1586,Didn't you have any help?,"Oh, I had Irene and Old Tim but they really couldn't help much. Broke their hearts when we closed up. Broke mine, too. But now that you're back, well, things will be different around here, that's for sure. C'mon, I'll show you where we live.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1587,"I've had it. No more wirehead shit in my car. You understand? You want to poach your lobes, do it somewhere else.","Okay, you got my attention, but this is cutting off the circulation to my head, here. D'you mind?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1588,That won't happen again. We're different.,"How can I tell? You've seen both of me. I only know what you're like here. You're all I know. There is no ""You"" from before.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1589,So what's the story on this thing? This cancer stuff?,"You wanna know, you gotta hire me back. I got a lot of bills to pay.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1590,Let's see if you've gotten any better.,"Oh, I'm worse. Much, much worse.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1591,"Madam will dress now, it is late.","Five minutes, Suzette, come back in five minutes. I'll ring.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1592,"Bowlers don't go around killing other bowlers. He's only a fan, Millie. I'll give him some tips and an autograph and he's outta here.","You're in trouble, aren't you Buzz? You're doing something dangerous in that alley.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1593,I still don't understand how you knew I wanted lovebirds.,Your brother told me.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1594,"She's very sweet, but so old- fashioned. Please sit down, Harold. I'll put on the kettle and we'll have a nice hot cup of tea.","Thank you, but I really have to go.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1595,Someone in possession of all the facts. Are you telling me I have to do this?,"Generally, I don't favor coercing someone. Not when there's a chance my life could end up in their hands.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1596,"Hey, hey, aren't you afraid you'll burn out a tonsil?","Tonsil? Me? No! Me burn a tonsil? ""My tonsils won't burn - As life's corners I . . .",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1597,Can't imagine by who. I don't suppose the truth would interest you: that I've never had another wife but Evelyn.,Married. Once. Same woman. All these years. She just slithered up the stairs.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1598,"I'll just full yours up to the top. Happy anniversary, sweetheart.","I don't know how you did it, hoss, but you pulled it off.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1599,Oh Mark. It's ok. It's ok.,China. What happened? CHINA Shhh. It's ok. I missed you so much.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1600,"I've got a gun here, sir. It's always a good idea to have one around.","What do you think you're doing? Go on, get out of here.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1601,I mean I finally understand what all the fuss is about. This is just a whole 'nother ball game!,"Thelma, please get a hold of yourself. You're making a spectacle.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1602,Where were you? I called at 4:30 this morning.,There are times when you don't answer the phone.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1603,"Good morning, Mr. Crawford.",Your instructors tell me you're doing well. Top quarter of the class.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1604,"It's not talking, it's mimicking.","Give him a chance. He's speaking our language, not the other way around.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1605,"That is correct, Comrade Skrapinov. We have ascertained that Gardiner heads a big-business power group that will soon be taking over the American government.","Big business. I could work with that faction quite nicely, Colonel Novogrod.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1606,"They're empty, Dr. Weir. Moving forward.",You've reached the First Containment Seal. The engineering decks are on the other side.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1607,"She hasn't got any sense. In some ways, she's awful dumb.","It isn't that she hasn't got any sense, Doll. Her basic intelligence is probably above average, maybe quite a bit above average.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1608,"Yes, a ticket to Chicago.","Then I'm afraid we'll have to impound your money until we're sure that it's all good. Can I see your wallet and your ticket, please?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1609,Directory enquiries. Can I help you?,Yes. I'm trying to reach a friend but I can't get through. The number is 01766 770 471.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1610,"I'd say that about torches her credibility, wouldn't you?","Yeah, well, if the wife's trying to sell it she'll fuck up. She's an amateur, just like Del was.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1611,Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?!,"Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best. C'mon, they're not lying down on the job.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1612,Don't you ever get bored around here?,"Sometimes. The other day, though, an old boy was plowing in the field over there, found some old Spanish coins.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1613,"So, how long you've been living here?",Long. You just got off the train and stayed without knowing anyone there?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1614,Broadway's finest three hours. It's about the suppression of the individual. Conformity as God in modern society.,Sounds boring. Are there any songs?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1615,Like you protected Landry?,"I see where you're going with that, but if I could just say something, which is basically that a guy like Landry is so autocratic he doesn't know how to let himself be helped; it's a point of pride to take every bullet, no matter who fired it, or whether it was even aimed at him, which personally I think it very self-defeating. Now, don't get me wrong, he's a man of enormous integrity, but there's a political component to this job that the General just didn't have any patience for.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1616,Yes. Where are the Rwandan police?,I ran out of bribes. Bizimungu took them away.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1617,"So far I've been told I can cooperate and get probation, maybe. Or, I can stand mute and get as much as five years. Does that sound right?",I'd say if you're tried and found guilty you won't get more than a year and a day. That's State time. Prison.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1618,"Oh, you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shot . . . Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There will be a load of guns, that's all I want. I'll pay you when you deliver. Everything outside the cabinet you can keep; it's yours.","Oh, thanks very much. And there had better be something there for us.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1619,Sully! Is that you?,"Hey, Sull. My cable's out again.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1620,Could we hear to the moon?,"Big enough radio, I don't see why not.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1621,I'll never get my washing done.,"That's one thing I want to talk to you about, Mary.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1622,I'm not going anywhere. I'm staying here where I belong.,"Not if I know Mary. When she rides into Sonora, you'll be with her. And mighty glad to be there after this. I don't see how you stood it as long as you did.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1623,Wait a minute! How do you interrupt the cellular mitosis?!?,Can't we see the unfertilized host eggs?!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1624,"Hey, it's crazy in here. You're missing a classic party.","Well, actually Louis I have a friend coming by.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1625,Well somone's got to suffer for this Doctor. You've got to be merciful and quick. Excuse me.,"Agnes, I'm here because I want to help you.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1626,"You didn't have a gun before, did you?",I've got one now.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1627,"So is my wife, asshole!!","She's not property, John, she's a person. Were you just going to keep right on lying to her?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1628,"Mister President, man is an amazingly adaptable creature. After all, the conditions would be far superior to those, say, of the Nazi concentration camps, where there is ample evidence most of the wretched creatures clung desperately to life.","It would not be difficult. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the suitable minesites in the country, but I shouldn't be surprised if several hundred thousand of our people could be accomodatedd. Every nation would undoubtedly follow suit.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1629,Stop looking at me like that. She's not an indulgence. She happens to be our new receptionist. She goes with our new surroundings.,"Ulla, I'd like you to meet my partner and associate, Mr. Leo Bloom.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1630,"I'll tell Mike I'm sick. There's a game tonight anyway and he'll never miss me. Afterwards he can go out with the guys. Just so the record is kept straight though, I love Mike. What do want me to do?","First of all, we'll have a nice dinner. Try to find out where Dorothy sings.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1631,"Yes sir. It turns out we put an innocent man into the ""park"" and he was not the one who stole from the stamp machine. That is also about the time when Bruce began refusing.","That mail room kid was the longest lasting ""guest"" yet ! Maybe we can alter the computer records and make another ""guest"" from the more athletic of our staff.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1632,You will run into the hotel and hide behind the U.N.,"I swear, Captain, one hundred thousand francs, enough for a house. I will get the money, you keep them outside.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1633,You mean he was colored?,"I don't know what he was, but he made Frankenstein look like a lily!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1634,"But then, sir, why have you issued the order: Wing attack, Plan-R?","Because I thought it proper, Major. Why else would you think I'd do it?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1635,Lenny? You're an asshole.,"Tell him next time he pulls any shit, you're gonna kick his fat ass.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1636,"Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's unconscious?","Go look, man. Go look. Go see for yourself, if you got the guts.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1637,"Erasmus Hall. That's in Brooklyn, isn't it?","Lots of actresses come from Brooklyn. Barbara Stanwyck, Susan Hayward - of course, they're just movie stars.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1638,"Agnes, who did this to you?",God! It was God. And now I'll burn in hell because I hate him.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1639,"What is this? What are you, since when do you read the ""National Review""? What are you turning in to?","Well, I like to try to get all points of view.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1640,He doesn't want my help.,"That's not the issue here, those people are. He can't do it alone.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1641,"Well, then, there now, why don't you go inside and call the cops and I'll come in there and blow your fucking brains out.","Why should I call the police, huh? They don't so any good.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1642,"No they're not. I wanna be a writer, I wanna be just like you.","Humph, meee?? My dear, this is not a country that rewards poetry, this is a country that rewards gas mileage, besides, people don't read poetry anymore, they watch television. Don't be a poet, be a TV repairman.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1643,"I know, I know, Dude. Oh, I must have been crazy! I lost my head completely!",That's your funeral. We've got fifty thousand dollars comin' to us.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1644,In his grave there was a cloth or a dress or something. Covered with blood.,My God. My dress. We have to find it. And burn it. And shut the door.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1645,"It's not puppy love, Gordon. Anyway, Buddy and I are splitting up.",Sorry to hear that. I thought the kid had staying power.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1646,"Grandpa does not own a T.V. Have you noticed? There's no T.V. Santa Carla has no malls, no Cineplexes and now I won't even have MTV. I will not know anything hip happening anymore.","Hey, Sam, we're flat broke.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1647,"I'm in your debt, Screwball.",Watch behind or I'll never collect on it!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1648,Take a look at this.,She's wearing a ring.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1649,"You stay away, Jenny. I aim to mess him up, and that ain't a thing for a woman to see.","Don't be afraid of him none. I don't care what he does to you, we can still be together.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1650,Joseph returns from the room where Gisèle is. He has evidently succeeded in calming her. He goes and sits in the chair where Nikolas sat. He rests his head in his hand. He sees the open diary and begins reading it.,The blood transfusion is now in progress. The only words are curt orders like: 'Now! - Quickly! - That's enough! - Give it to me! - Sit still!' etc.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1651,"The Food and Drug Administration said Wednesday female deodorant sprays may cause such harmful reactions as blisters, burns and rashes. Although the FDA judges that the reported reactions are not sufficient to justify removal of these products from the market, they are sufficient to warrant the proposed mandatory label warnings.","Shit O dear, that's enough to make me asthmatic. The nerve of those twits. What do they know about female odor? Don't interrupt. Here's my concept. My ranch out West? It's a beauty ranch. Oh, it's got a few head of cattle for atmosphere and tax purposes. But it's a beauty ranch, a place where unhappy women -- divorcees and widows, mainly -- can go to lose weight, remove wrinkles, change their hair styles and pretty themselves up for the next disappointment. My ranch is named the Rubber Rose, after the Rubber Rose douche bag, my own invention, and bless its little red bladder, the most popular douche bag in the world. So get this. It's on the migratory flight path of the whooping cranes. The last flock of wild whooping cranes left in existence. Well, these cranes stop off at my little pond -- Siwash Lake, it's called -- twice a year, autumn and spring, and spend a few days each time, resting up, eating, doing whatever whooping cranes do. I've never seen them, understand, but I hear they're magnificent. Very big specimens -- I mean, huge mothers -- and white as snow, to coin a phrase, except for black tips on their wings and tail feathers, and bright red heads. Now, whooping cranes, in case you didn't know it, are noted for their mating dance. It's just the wildest show in nature. It's probably the reason why birdwatching used to be so popular with old maids and deacons. Picture these rare, beautiful, gigantic birds in full dance -- leaping six feet off the mud, arching their backs, flapping their wings, strutting low to the ground. Dears, it's overwhelming. And picture the birds doing their sex dance on TV. Right there on the home screen, creation's most elaborate sex ritual -- yet clean and pure enough to suit the Pope. With lovely Sissy Hankshaw in the foreground. In a white gown, red hood attached, and big feathery sleeves trimmed in black. In a very subdued imitation of the female whooping crane, she dance/walks over to a large nest in which there sits a can of Yoni Yum. And a can of Dew. Off-camera, a string quartet is playing Debussy. A sensuous voice is reading a few poetic lines about courtship and love. Are you starting to get it? Doesn't it make the hair on your neck stand up and applaud? My very goodness gracious! Grandiose, lyrical, erotic and Girl Scout- oriented; you can't top it. I've hired a crew of experts from Walt Disney Studios, the best wildlife cinematographers around. You're my eternal favorite. Princess Grace herself couldn't be better, not even if she had your personality which she doesn't; Anyway, dear, I'm out of photography now and into water colors. Ah how circuitous conversation is! We're back at the beginning. The exact man I've wanted you to meet is my artist the watercolorist.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1652,"Years ago I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter. My daddy visited us often, fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her. Thusly he became my son-in-law and my stepdaughter became my mother because she was my father's wife. Soon after dis my wife gave birth to a son, which of course was my father's brother in-law and my uncle, for he was the brother of my step-mother. My father's wife also became the mother of a son. He was of course my brother and also my grandchild for he was the son of my daughter. Accordingly, my wife was my grandmother because she was my mother's mother.","Sleep 'N Eat, I was my wife's husband and grandchild at one and the same time. And lo' and behold, as the husband of a person's grandmother is his grandfather, I Mantan, became my own grandfather.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1653,"He also figured out how to kill the pilot, Fry.",You said we were going to trust him now. You said there was a deal.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1654,"Oh, stop it. But you were having an affair with your college professor. That jerk that teaches that incredible crap course ""Contemporary Crisis in Western Man""!","""Existential Motifs in Russian Literature""! You're really close.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1655,"That'll be nice. A home with mother. A real honeymoon. In Albany, too. Ow!","Mighty nice little town, Albany. They've got the State Capitol there, you know.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1656,You used to go out with her?,"We were going to start again, I think.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1657,"Never in my twenty-four years, knock on wood. I've only ever taken my gun out five times with the actual intention of using it. Never fired it though. Not once. You?",Never took a bullet. I pulled my gun once. fired it once.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1658,Go back to work. All of you.,Sorry. Old habit. I spent three years at Fuller Seminary before I became a cop. My father was a minister. Lutheran.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1659,"Klingon justice is a unique point of view, Mr. President.",Genesis was perfectly named: The creation of life not death. It was the Klingons who had first blood while trying to possess its secrets.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1660,"How are you, Mr. Kross.",Not bad for a man who hasn't slept in four nights. I'll get used to it.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1661,Would I mind? Do I have a choice?,"You have the right to say ""no."" And I have the right to make you wait here with Ray while I go get a warrant. And if I don't want to go through all that trouble, I could just take you in on suspicion.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1662,"Wait a minute, sonny. I think you better come with me.","What for? There's nothing more to say. Get my car, please.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1663,I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics. Look- there's God coming outta the men's room.,"It's unbelievably trans-plendid! I was at the Stones concert in Altamount when they killed that guy, remember?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1664,I just came here to talk.,"Way I see it, me and you only got one thing to talk about. What you willing to do for me?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1665,Likes to kill? KNOX Women find him magnetic.,I bet they like him for his big charity balls.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1666,The final route for the railroad is complete.,I look forward to seeing it.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1667,"Well, boys, I'd like to help you but what can I do? Yesterday I waited six hours in the lobby!",She doesn't leave her room! She has been locked in for the last two days with lawyers and law books!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1668,Have you been checked out?,"Yes, sir. I was considered one of the best bush pilots on Sullust. I've also had six hours on the T-2.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1669,"Put down that gun, Earl.","You're not going to shoot me, Earl. I'm your friend, remember? I've got to write that story about your ""Production for Use"".",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1670,Kay-Em we made it!,"Oh, goody. I'm so pleased. I'd clap if I could.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1671,"I mean completely played. Until he's beat and the score is taken. You come in before we beat him and I'll kill him. You'll have a tough time explaining that, won't ya.","All right, Hooker, but you take it on the lam, and we'll shoot you down on sight.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1672,"Watch your leg, Dad. I'm so tired of this.",Why don't you let him sleep it off in the trunk. I'll take you for a ride. Then we'll come back for him. Keep an eye on him.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1673,He waved to you?,"I couldn't swear to it, but I'm pretty sure he did.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1674,"There's something about the openness of your face that makes me want to speak the truth. Yes, my family ate dripping. Beef dripping and four to a bed, and a privy out back in the alley. Are you also from the slums, Mr. Boone?",We weren't rich. But we weren't poor either.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1675,"Oh, but you don't know how big this thing is. You should see the thousands of telegrams we've received and what they're saying about you.","Look, it started as a circulation stunt, didn't it?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1676,"You kiddin', man? I don't need a wife and screamin' kids. I still got my youth.","I go to work, try to keep my life together, put all that shit behind me, man. What d'you want from me.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1677,Let's get back on the road. You gotta be at that convention in the morning.,"Up the flagpole with the convention. C'mon, Charlie. You're into me now. I got my money on the table.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1678,"The Bowery, you gotta deal with runoff from two bridges.","Sixth, you got delivery trucks blocking traffic at Herald Square. Look, I make this trip all the time.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1679,What about the trace on his bank account and the guns? There must be something to connect him with a past.,"So far it's all dead ends. No credit history. No employment history. His bank account's only five years old and it started as cash. We're even trying to trace his furniture, but for now all we know is he's independently wealth, well educated and totally insane. We may never know how he got that way.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1680,"By gosh, them stiffs are get- tin' heavier and more of 'em every day. They even got the coroner working overtime.","Yeah, between the gangsters and the autos, we won't need another war to carry off the population.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1681,"I hate to do this, but I've got to have time to dig up some help. I think I know where I can get some real cash. Snap into it, Sampson. We will lick this thing yet.","Come on in here, Helen. Bring your book. I want some numbers to try to get some action. Get Parker at the Union-Leeds - the Exchange . . . Winslow and old man Harris at the Home Mortgage. Snap into it, Helen. Just as quick as you can.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1682,"Then, I suppose the time has come say it's been nice Dwight Lionel. It's been everything. Oh, Dwight, I'm frightened.","I know, I am so sorry for so many things. I love you, Moira. I love you. I love you.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1683,You owe my mother.,Your mother's murder was last year's hottest court case. Somebody was gonna write a book about it.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1684,How do you know you're not German if you don't remember anything?,"You tell me. I remember a lot of things. I remember a garden, plunging down to the sea - the Devil's Chimney we called it - and there was a cottage at the bottom, right on the shore, nothing between you and France.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1685,We're getting a stretch limo.,Your mom must be really glad you're not taking me.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1686,Everyone is going to the dance. Aren't you ?,I don't know. It's my last night as acivilian. I ship out for Tereshkova tomorrow.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1687,"Oh, I don't know . . . why not right here? You remember that old tool and machinery works? You tell your father he can get that for a song. And all the labor he wants, too. Half the town was thrown out of work when they closed down.","That so? Well, I'll tell him. Hey, that sounds great! Oh, baby, I knew you'd come through. Now, here's the point. Mary, Mary, you're in on this too. Now listen. Have you got any money?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1688,That dirty bastard! I knew it! He's got hold of my woman!,That little blonde groupie with the film crew? You think he sodomized her?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1689,"Do you mind if I use that line in my next Western? You can't chuck me out, my papers are in order.","There you are, miss, your receipt for the letters.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1690,Seems to be information about a factory in Vancouver.,"Yeah, Colleen mentioned it. What do they make?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1691,It was the only way I could get the movie made!,"Who do you think's been paying the rent?! Who helped type your script, and did all your grunt work?!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1692,I found a way to re-route through the program. I'm turning the cars around in the rest area loop.,"Rotten luck, this storm. Get my grandchildren on the radio will you? I don't want them to worry about a wee bit of rain.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1693,That can't be! Everything has an antithesis! Why not this?,"The antidote exists. She taught it to me. The formula is simple, but it takes time to prepare. Trust me. As you have helped me, let me help you.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1694,We're looking for the funniest costume! And the scariest! And the most imaginative! And the best costume of all!,Got here just in time. Go ahead. Jump in line. Maybe you'll win a prize.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1695,"No sir, I don't, but I know Plank Road. 'Bout a mile up thataway.","Look here..There's a cross up there, so I guess this here's a church or used to be. Seems to me like you ought to show it some respect, you follow me?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1696,"Brain washing, mind control, that sort of thing?",Re-educating trained killers in the ways of polite society. Making sure the men who've gone over the edge won't hurt anyone. That sort of thing.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1697,"Don't underestimate me, Miss Bracken.",The way you've underestimated Bud White?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1698,"Oh, come on! This is such bullshit! The work is getting done, David. Lucky keeps me on top of everything.","Lucy isn't you. We're losing something without you being here. Now, I know this is a rough time for you, but I think we should make another arrangement.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1699,You're discussing me with your psychic?,She's not a psychic. Just a very enlightened spirit.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1700,Please change course to Zero Seven Four and drop to eighteen thousand feet. Over.,"Air Force One, acknowledged. tNT. EMERGENCY PARACHUTE LAUNCH RAMP.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1701,Can't it go to any office?,"No, for that much money I have to tell them exactly which office. I know, I've had to have money wired to me on the road. And there has to be a code word or they won't give it to you. I'll have to tell you the code.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1702,"Why am I calling you? You're my father. I'm not supposed to call you? What's the matter with wanting to talk to you, Daddy?","Nothing's wrong with trying to talk to me, Zoe.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1703,What the hell does that mean? How much more do I have to do to prove how important this magazine is to me?,"If this magazine is so important to you Annie, why are you in Montana?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1704,The identity of the person offering the bounty was never established.,"Yes, but we know who it was, and I will tell you, Agent Starling, what you know to be true. I offered the bounty. It was illegal, and, worse, it was wrong. And I thank God every day that I did not compound my sinful life by the stain of a murder. Do you Agent Starling: do you know God?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1705,Wow. Then why be good? Either you're saved or you ain't.,"Out of gratitude for being chosen. That's where Grace comes in. God first chooses you, then allows you, by Grace, to choose Him of your own free will.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1706,She can't talk right now.,"That's a nice scream, lady. You oughta be in movies.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1707,"You're up on your details, aren't you?",You can rely on them to keep quiet because this is undeclared money that could land Jack there in federal prison. He can't afford for you to get caught and have this briefcase appear as evidence.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1708,Thanks for the help.,"Hey, man, the pleasure's all mine. Thanks for the dog, and the money. Maybe my dad won't kick my ass tonight.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1709,Hell they don't. I met my first wife that way.,"It's Peggy to these eyes. Same nose, same hair. Plus Buckaroo thinks so too or else he wouldn't be ready to go make a fool of himself, right?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1710,"Well, it's a terrific yard, Chief, but the man's an obvious alcoholic with a reputation lower than crocodile piss.","Does that bother you, Bill? I always wondered in court why it is because a woman is a prostitute, she has to have bad eyesight.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1711,"Wow, dude. Wendy could really give a rats ass about you.",I bet she would if my name was GREGORY!!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1712,I don't back down.,"Yes, you do. You always back down. You assume blame that isn't yours, you come in when called as opposed to enjoying your day off, you buckle like a belt.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1713,"I mean I'm dreaming about going all out, crazy shit.",You mean like fucking two virgins at once.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1714,Yeah. She's quite upset. I'm going to fly out today. They want me to bring some pictures.,I'll come with you. Let me pack some things.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1715,Is that why you and Kissinger are negotiating with the Chinese?,"This is an extremely dangerous direction, Mr. President. Terrible consequences can result from such enormous errors in judgement.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1716,How in the world did he get shot?,Some guy was drunk and hit him. Accident. Haven almost killed him.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1717,Yeah. That fernet tastes like tar. My grandfather tried to give me that.,Some fuckin guineas he sent me. It's midnight and the motherfucker's ordering an apertif.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1718,"Forget the stars. Look here, at the Earth, our mother, our womb. She deserves our loyalty and protection. And yet you spoil her lands, poison her oceans, blacken her skies. You're killing her.","Your intentions are noble, but no diesel fuel for heat. No coolants to preserve food. Millions would die of cold and hunger alone.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1719,Ever been in a place like this before?,Not exactly. It's certainly huge.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1720,"And she'll fight back again. God help me, what have I done.",You've turned her into you. And I may not get another chance. To turn her back.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1721,When was the last time you took one?,Soon. But I take little ones all the time. Comoros Islands in the Indian Ocean.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1722,Little Red Riding Hood.,That's it. Little Red Riding Hood jumps out of the wolf's guts with hardly a scratch. Ever see a seven-year-old girl sodomized almost in half?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1723,"Possession of narcotics isn't something we take lightly, you understand?","But I got a feeling you're gonna cooperate with me. Yessir, I think you and me are gonna be real good friends. Why don't you tell me about your connection.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1724,"Frank, I have something for you. Excuse us everyone.",EXCUSE US por favor! Hey. Let Tits see her kid.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1725,I can't be expected to remember the name of every informant eight years after the fact.,"I didn't say he was an informant. But since you mentioned it, wasn't Esparza your primary informant?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1726,"Bomb doors circuit is green, bomb release circuit is green, bomb fusing circuit is green.","Check, all bomb circuits green. Okay, Lothar.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1727,"You've never been to a dance, have you?",Only squares and nerds go to dances.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1728,"But Mom, the video's not over.","No ""but mom"" for you, young man. Mr. Stubbins seems to think these silly movies are interfering with your studies.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1729,"Mr. President, let me introduce you to Professor Mactilburgh, who runs the center.",It's an honor to receive you. Mr. President.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1730,"Boys, old Lex has a secret recipe in this dish . . . call it a genetic stew. You help me place it on one of your missiles and I promise you . . . if Superman throws it into the sun, he'll get the biggest surprise of his life. I'll be able to introduce Superman to his first nightmare . . . a Nuclear Man!",And this so-called . . . Nuclear Man. . . of yours can defeat Superman?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1731,It's still against the law.,"So's breaking a man out of jail. Face it, Will: you may say you'll never be a pirate, but you're off to a rip-roaring start. My advice -- smile and enjoy it.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1732,My handle's Smokey Bear and I got you by the tail.,That's a Texas cop. What the hell's he doing in Arkansas?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1733,"Wait. Did I just say ""hon"" to him?","Yeah, Dotty. You did. _ 50.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1734,How soon can we pull this off?,I'm gettin' married in six weeks. I'll already be in Atlantic City which is probably the best place to do it anyway.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1735,I thought you guys were busted.,Why? Just because you left us standing on the side of the road?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1736,I want to work this.,"You're vice, not homicide. Besides, you don't have the experience and you're too personally involved.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1737,The lazy fuck just didn't bother to look her up.,That sneaky prick was probably practicing his jai alai.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1738,They're paying him scale.,He gets huge advances on his novels. He's going back to that. You know how he hates it here.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1739,It's just some guy I met at Swenson's. You don't know him.,I don't care it you tell me or not. I got problems of my own.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1740,You're not going to any meeting without me.,My contact is extremely shy.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1741,"Dancing? I'm out here trying to strong arm Steven Reign, putting my life on the line, and you're up here dancing with some bimbo. Did she have a friend?",It was Isabella. She says the plates are in the soft count room.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1742,Did you see that sucker burn?!,"Man, we totally annihilated his night-stalkin' ass!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1743,Who's this priest I'm thanking?,Father Mclntire. He blessed you at the inauguration.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1744,"You know, I bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep it open late?",I gave him twenty.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1745,"Yeah, right. That's Sammy. And he's probably got it there too.",He's so fuckin' lucky. I could have buried him. I could have gone to Europe and taken the baby. And then he'd've tracked me down and he'd've killed me.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1746,What are you talking about ? We both know you're gonna be a pilot.,"Zander is going for pilot, too.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1747,See ye got two more peeps to your brood.,"Yeah, and ornerier than the rest.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1748,"I didn't know you were a stick man, Rambo.",I was crossed-trained in gunships.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1749,Your diagnostics are in error. I need weapons.,The problem must lie in the interface between Starfleet and Borg technology. Your console may not be configured to handle the data flow.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1750,"We prefer to keep these proceedings as ""pleasant"" as possible. I don't think a lawyer will be necessary.",Do you further admit that this was done surreptitiously and under the cover of darkness?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1751,"You two got a thing going, or what?","She's a neighbor, I drive her to school.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1752,"I'm working, Bandit. Besides, what's the matter? Won't your new girl friend help you?","Hot Pants, please. I'm gonna be flying by in about five minutes with Smokey on my tail. Can you lock it off behind me?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1753,How are things in Moscow?,Very good. The last mass trials were a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1754,I called the asshole at 4:00 in the morning and he wasn't even home. I don't know what he's got to be mad about. I'm the one who should be mad.,I've been tellin' you that for the last ten years.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1755,"There are two important psychic conduits called the ""pingala"" and the ""ida"". The pingala starts with the left testicle and ends at the right nostril.",The ida originates at the right testicle and terminates at the left nostril.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1756,They know when they're going to die?,Everyone of his race is born knowing the day of his death.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1757,"Computer, do we have a replacement Beryllium sphere onboard?","Negative, no reserve Beryllium sphere exists onboard.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1758,"That's right, Preacher. I robbed that bank because I got tired of seein' children roamin' the woodlands without food, children roamin' the highways in this year of Depression; children sleepin' in old abandoned car bodies on junk-heaps; and I promised myself I'd never see the day when my youngins'd want.",With that ten thousand dollars I could build a Tabernacle that'd make the Wheeling Island Tabernacle look like a chicken-house!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1759,"This is about sex, not like. Mom, Laura's here and I think I will have one of those huckleberry muffins. You want a muffin?",If I can smoke it.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1760,Yes. I'm Dr. Venkman and this is Dr. Stantz.,Thank you for coming. I'd appreciate it if we could take care of this quickly and quietly.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1761,You trust him. He's got that strength. You'd die in a second for John.,"Well, at least I know what to name him. I don't suppose you'd know who the father is? So I don't tell him to get lost when I meet him.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1762,"Good to see you, Diego.","Yes. Look around you. The sun. The water. The women. It's better than Danbury, no? Come on. I have some friends I would like you to meet.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1763,"Then go ahead - go ahead! Go down to the shape-up and get yourself killed, you stupid, pigheaded, son of a - What are you trying to prove? With a decisive gesture Terry takes the hook and sticks it through his belt. Then he goes to the wall and lifts Joey's windbreaker from the nail on which it has been hanging. He puts the windbreaker on in a deliberate way, and grins at her as he does so; then he walks to the door with a sense of dignity he has never had before.","You always said I was a bum. Well - - not anymore. I'm going down to the dock. Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot anybody. I'm just going to get my rights. Joey's jacket. It's time I start wearing it.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1764,I had a lunch break so I thought I'd come by and see you. Your teacher is a fox! Why don't we discuss that after class. But the burning is totally normal. Oh look. Class is over already.,I thought this was a 45-minute seminar.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1765,Could you handle it if it was in a good cause?,Like helping a sick kid?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1766,"She's been acting weird lately, though. I shoulda seen it coming. Babbling on and on and on about ""communication"". Like I don't know how to communicate.",Let's face it. Sooner or later we all die.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1767,But who meets him when he gets off the boat in New York in June '62?,"Spas T. Raikin, a leading member of an anti-Communist group.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1768,You from around here?,"No. Cambridge. Harvard. My family's in Tuxedo, New York, though.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1769,"You told me that your boy was washed up with Susie Hunsecker, didn't you?","Yeah, and it's the truth, to the best of my knowledge. And, frankly, I'm glad. For Steve's sake, I'm glad, not yours. I manage these boys and I got their best interests at heart. Steve shouldn't get mixed up with no bimbo at his age.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1770,Delivered from Swedish furniture.,Delivered from armchairs in obscure green stripe patterns.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1771,"Look, you're going to do fine. It's OK to be scared.",I don't think I ever said this to you. But it meant a lot to me the way you were after that Swifty stuff happened.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1772,"Harry, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his ear-hole, or you from a hoodwink. This bar is mine, and he has nothing to do with it.","What, and I care? Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage of being able to sustain your son's life.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1773,"Everything I did, I did for you. I love you, Peter. Think of it. I'm giving you a gift, absolute power and knowledge.","You raised me, like a son.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1774,"When a lady takes her jewels off in a gentleman's room, where does she put them?",On the night table.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1775,It's called a transponder.,I know what it is. He won't find me again.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1776,How long have I been here?,"Three nights, two days. When is your rent coming up at the motel?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1777,Once I thought the biggest thing I'll ever do was guard the president.,"Oh, you'll still, be guarding him.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1778,Johnson had the same damned problem till he bugged his own office.,We took his system out.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1779,"No thanks, you've been singing that shit all week. If you try that at MSU this Saturday, I'm pretending I don't know you.",Our last game is this Saturday.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1780,"When you run out or money, 'cause you will here, you can go sing at Bishop's Pub. They let you pass the hat. All these kids do that. Most every place doesn't want to bother with you.",I'm not really a musician.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1781,At the bottom of mines?,Yes. The radioactivity could not penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1782,"I'm calling it my ""contraption""- we're going to surround it with a boma- a fence, to you- and we're going to leave a small opening opposite that door.",In that half will be bait- human bait- I'll start things off- -a sliding door will fit above that and a trip wire will run across the floor.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1783,I see a young man trying desperately to deny who he is.,"I see an old man, set in his ways, afraid to live without a uniform to prop him up and a Starfleet regulation to tell him what to do. I see the man I will never be.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1784,"Why didn't you shoot the woman, O'Neil?",Wasn't deemed a threat.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1785,Do you know where she's staying in Hawaii?,"Oh My God, yeah, I know exactly where she is, why?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1786,All yours. My boss says it's one of the strangest requests the Bureau's ever had.,"He also says that until proven differently, Julia Hickson was found as a result of good old-fashioned detective work.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1787,He works for Colson. He used him on the Pentagon Papers. We're trying to figure out when he officially stopped being a White House consultant. After the arrest he dumped his wiretapping stuff into his White House safe.,Howard Hunt is working for the White House? No shit! This is goddamn Disneyland! Since when?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1788,Is that what the guy in the Sunday School suit is doing outside?,His name's Kevin McCall. Every Metro Captain agrees that he's their top sharp-shooter and most likely to succeed.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1789,I'11 take my chances then. I'11 feel safer without a job if a man like Mr. Kint is behind bars.,Mr. Kint will plead guilty to weapons possession.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1790,Barry? Barry knows about this?,Yeah. His band is playing a set.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1791,The Chicago office is running through all the personal ads in the Tattler right now.,When do they go to press?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1792,"Hey Karl, guess what. Mama said you can stay with us. Out in the garage. Our car won't fit in there anyway. It's real neat.","Frank told me about your situation. And Frank loves company. You know, especially after his daddy passed and all. There ain't no sense in you stayin' in that old greasy shop. He's mentally retarded, poor thing.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1793,"Ted, I won't lie to you, we don't have a hope in hell of winning a custody hearing if you're out of work.","Good Christ, Joanna, just get the hell out of my life.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1794,I can't win with you.,It's not about winning. You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1795,"I don't feel like going, Angie. I thought I'd take this girl to a movie.","Boy, you really musta made out good last night.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1796,"Not much. He's an uncle of mine, I think. I never saw him, but my mother's name was Semple, you know.","Well, he passed on. He was killed in a motor accident in Italy.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1797,"That's it, Ray. I've had it. No more parties. I'm tired of taking abuse from over-privileged nine-year-olds.","Come on, Winston. We can't quit now. The holidays are coming up. It's our best season.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1798,"The Kobayshi Maru scenario frequently wreaks havoc with students and equipment. As I recall you took the test three times yourself. Your final solution was, shall we say, unique?",It had the virtue of never having been tried.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1799,I'll tell 'em. But I don't know how. Never seen so many guys with guns. Wouldn't even let us talk today.,"Try an' tell 'em, Tom. They'll get two an' a half, jus' the minute we're gone. An' you know what that is? That's one ton a peaches picked an' carried for a dollar. That way you can't even buy food enough to keep you alive! Tell 'em to come out with us, Tom! Them peaches is *ripe*. Two days out an' they'll pay *all* of us five!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1800,"It's Venza. He wants you. You, for Ellie and Tommy.",Let's go. We're takin' her home! Move it! Get the cars!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1801,I know right. It was kinda weak. That's cause Will Kennison only wrote a rough treatment of it. The script was written by some new guy. He wrote Arlington Street.,"Still that was a much better movie, I saw it at the premiere last week. God, what the hell am I getting sidetracked with this shit for?! We've gotta get down to business.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1802,"I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way of the other, you're gettin' outta my way.","That's the way I look at it. A choice between doin' ten years, and takin' out some stupid motherfucker, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman either. What the fuck was Joe thinkin'? You can't work with a guy like that. That motherfucker's unstable. What do you think? Do you think he panicked, or ya think he's just trigger-happy?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1803,You don't know she's a bitch.,"She's all over him, are you blind?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1804,"You know Dave, his wife used to do dressmaking for you before she died.","You'll never guess what happened! I have met Mr. Right! I been with him all day and he loves me, I know he does, he loves me and he's going to marry met Be's practi'cly ast me already!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1805,"Jor-El, Be warned. This tone of yours approaches insolence.","My friends, I am not a rash, impulsive person. I'm not given to wild, unsupported statements. We must evacuate this planet immediately!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1806,I'm not interested in the latest dating tips from Jonathan Taylor Thomas.,Shut up and turn to page 64.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1807,All right. Hurry. I will hold on as long as I can.,Take my horse and go to the compound. Give this to Mrs. Wu. She'll help you. Hurry!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1808,"Negative, no reserve Beryllium sphere exists onboard.","No, we don't have an extra Beryllium sphere.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1809,Do you think she will give us the designs?,Eventually. These things are always a matter of leverage.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1810,"And if it isn't, why don't we call Washington on your telephone? You tell your story, we'll tell ours.","When you make up your mind, get in touch. The golf club is probably the best place to leave a message.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1811,"Well, how did you like the class, David?","It was the best thing I ever been to, Miss Johnson!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1812,"Come on, there's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.","Well, let's rock and roll.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1813,"Before Rafe left, he asked me to be the one to tell you, if it happened.",He told me about you. That he had no other friend like you.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1814,"No, I don't think so. She's not afraid of losing her son, you see. She's only afraid of being abandoned.",Someone ought to tell her she'd be gaining a daughter.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1815,"""In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree. . . ""How big is it, all told? The estate?",The whole joint is half the size of Rhode Island.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1816,I thought you said it was just a blade.,Metal's crystallized. Gotta replace the whole deal.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1817,Why I'm so lucky. Why I should find you waiting for me to come along.,Why there is no other man in my life?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1818,"No, no, no! You can't take pictures of him like that - eating a sandwich - and with a beard!","But, he's gonna jump off a building!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1819,"I am. Are you soliciting for police charities? The last time, you people called at my office.",I'm a homicide detective. Where were you last night?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1820,What are your rates?,$40 a day and expenses. Expenses run pretty high on a case like this. I'm a long way from home. I don't have a B.C. Licence. I'd need about $500 for a retainer.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1821,Fourteen counts of 8 to 10 years.,The sentences to run concurrently.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1822,It's not a combination lock. It takes a key. He keeps it on him all the time. I mean all the time. It scratches up against me when we do it.,"If the key's on him, to get the key we'd have to . . .",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1823,And then shut down the pipe lines.,"Pumps stop pumping oil. Pipe lines stop pipin' oil. Tankers stop deliverin' oil. Man, this is high stakes.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1824,You can't believe what it'd cost to bring in a temp.,Uh. How about promoting a bridesmaid? Someone you know for at least forty-five minutes.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1825,I wonder why it's so important to know if they fucked?,What I don't understand is why they asked Marliston if Rod was a virgin. They could have asked you Cindy.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1826,Will the hospital equipment be at the airport?,"Yes, everything they've got. How are the passengers doing?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1827,"Cab One, radiation readings?",Neutron counter's not showing very much.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1828,I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say except I'm sorry.,"No, I'm the one who's sorry. I misjudged you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some oozing to do.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1829,"Oh, I forgot to tell you. I registered as Mr. and Mrs.","Oh, you did? What am I expected to do - leap for joy?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1830,Let's pack it up. We haven't had a customer in four hours.,Fine by me. I still want pay to 7 o'clock.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1831,I can promise you complete privacy.,You can't promise me anything! You don't have anything to promise! You live in a garage! You don't have cable! You're not hooked up to the internet because you don't even own a computer! You don't have a job!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1832,My jumbo jet? Smashing baby.,"Pretty groovy Jumbo Jet, eh? How does a hot chick like you end up working at the Ministry of Defense?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1833,"Lord, wake me, please. I must be dreaming.","No, you're awake, Bill, and I'm dead serious. And we're going to start by tracking down your anonymous source from three years ago. How did you find out Dave Ferrie drove to Texas that day?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1834,Is it true? Wallace is captured?,"Simply because he eluded your trap, do you think he is more than a man? My father is dying. Perhaps you should think of our coronation.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1835,"Well, the least we, his only buds in the world, can do is take him along with us tonight and give him one last curl before he starts serving his sentence.","Just for the record, I understood the last part of what you said, but for a while there you guys were making no fucking sense whatsoever.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1836,"Well, I guess they'll just up an' run anyhow, them two.",Nope. They'll stay out on the Spade country where they got friends.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1837,"She used to call me Mr. Right. Remember that, Buddy?","Yeah, I remember it.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1838,Boss and I are up to about three words an hour.,Green committed to a thousand. There's another fund-raising party tonight. Marty'd really like you to come.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1839,"We couldn't afford any more props. If it seems weird, maybe you can add a scene where they eat dinner.","Nah, it'll work. Where's Bela?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1840,The storm's gonna last longer than 12 hours.,I can extend that. There's some storage tanks outboard on the wrecked module. I'll have to go outside to tie onto them.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1841,Is your father an artist?,"No, he was a schoolteacher. But he liked to dabble.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1842,You call that John Travolta/Denny Terio shit dancing? I wouldn't dance like that in private if you paid me.,Disco blows dogs for quarters.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1843,"Well, have you talked to him at all about his future?",We haven't really gotten into it. LAMBEAU Maybe you should. My phone's been ringing off the hook with job offers.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1844,"Dr. Frock, I was wondering. What happened to the rest of Whittlesley's plants?",They were sent to the Center For Disease Control in Atlanta.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1845,"How long you been riding with Buckaroo, Reno?",Nigh on ten years. Been through a lotta scrapes together.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1846,I acted on your suggestion and got in touch with the Power and Light authorities. Whenever you want to visit their plants they are open to you.,"Oh yes, Power and Light. Thank you.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1847,"Ah! Thank you, Joe. Tell you what - we'll have one of those parties down at your house - one of those spaghetti parties, you know. Gee, we haven't had one of those in a long time, have we Gallagher?",Not since you broke into society.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1848,"They never hurt me? They hurt me every day with their attitude. You know, like they even have a right. Who the fuck do they think they are? Let me tell you something, I was born here. Alright? I'm an American. And I'm owed something. Look, they took it from me.","They're just people. Alright? They got feelings, you know?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1849,"I've only shown this to three other people. I bought 200, we've launched 12 so far. I keep the coordinates in this room. It's left over from SDI. Reagan's Star Wars technology? They orbit 426 miles up.",Low enough to relay internet traffic.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1850,"No, Clarence. Just forget it, babe. I just wanna disappear from there.","Look, sweetheart, he scares you. But I'm not scared of that motherfucker. He can't touch you now. You're completely out of his reach. He poses absolutely no threat to us. So, if he doesn't matter, which he doesn't, it would be stupid to lose your things, now wouldn't it?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1851,I got fed up with all the bullshit.,"Fed up? Lemme tell you something, in a 1000 years, when school kids study America, they're gonna learn about three things: the Constitution, Rock 'n' Roll, and Baseball.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1852,"Captain, there are five Borg ships closing in on our position.","Data, set a course for that vortex.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1853,It was the nicest thin I've done in a long time.,Oh that's nice for you.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1854,"Now, Karl, you sure you want to go stay with these folks? You're welcome to keep on stayin here. It's workin' out real good.",That boy wants me to.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1855,"Howdy, y'all. Hey, Lindsey! I'll be damned! You shouldn't be down here sweet thing, ya'll might run ya stockings.",Couldn't stay away. You running mixture for us? Good. Couldn't ask for better.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1856,"Jessie, I reached the top of the Tower. So far, no sign of anyone. Looks like a phoney call. Over.",You gotta be kidding me! Do you want me to fly up after you? Over.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1857,I didn't know you and Brady had anything okay?,You knew. You just didn't care.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1858,"I would have figured you an R.N. by now, or, maybe Med School.",I prefer to stay in the Less Frivolous professions.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1859,You have an emergency call on your private line.,Thank you. This is Burgess.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1860,All sound reasons for matrimony.,"Look, I'm a twenty-eight year old hoofer who spends most of her time with fags. Besides, I'm impulsive. It runs in the family. We're all crazy. Mind if I smoke? Anyway, today was the 'bid day.' But as I was walking down the aisle, I realized this is total insanity. What am I going to do in Texas the rest of my life? I can't marry Jerry Jeff. I mean, we're eventually gonna have to talk. So, halfway down the aisle, I turned and split. You think I'm nuts, right?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1861,"Dad, you there? You okay?",Yeah. I'm okay. What about you? I want to know. About you. And your mom.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1862,"Oh, she's growing up very fast. As a matter of fact, she's six tomorrow.","Oh, that's such a delightful age.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1863,We can't go into hypersleep with that thing running around loose.,We'd be sitting ducks in the freezers.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1864,"I couldn't help it, Wyatt. I Looked at that woman and it was Just like somebody slapping me in The face. I mean these people're Afraid to even walk down the Street and I'm trying to make Money off it like some kind of God damn vulture. That's not me, That's somebody I don't even know.","Virgil, please. Don't do this to me.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1865,"Yeah, there's a pair'a broads I'm thinking might be good for this.","Chances are, they're gonna get into some shit too, hafta put people down.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1866,A little bad luck?,"Okay, a lot of bad luck. But that means the odds are probably in your favor now. This is no time to give up.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1867,Was that your sister?,Yeah. She left with some bikers Big ones. Full of sperm.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1868,"Only Susan Campey, our resident teenager. You'll have to love her. She's your symbol.","Oh, you mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1869,"This might just be me, but that is hands down, the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard.","People have tried this before, Jake. It's never worked. Teddy Fraiser and his crew went on vacation in Chicago for it. Last year, Mumps got pinched in L.A.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1870,"Six months from now, I'm not going to care. Are you? We'll deal with it.",At least it will expose whether Khruschev has been overthrown. We'll know what we're dealing with.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1871,"Okay, here we go. Start equalizing, y'all.","Get comfortable. The bad news is we got six hours in this can, blowing down. The worse news is it's gonna take us three weeks to decompress back to the surface later.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1872,"Yeah, it will be fine. I wanna check something out. Will you come with me?",Sure. We can practice talking.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1873,Last time you got mad and run Morris and them off and said to stay away from here.,"That ain't none of your damn bidness. Besides that's the way friends do one another. Fuck it, I'm gonna go call 'em. Honey, find my guitar, I think it's out there in the garage with that loony tune.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1874,I guess you'd say we lived on the wrong side of the tracks.,"In Dudley there were more sides of the tracks than any American can imagine. Every Englishman knows his place. And if you forget, there's always someone to remind you. My family had no doubts about who they were. But I was an aberration in that household a freak of nature. I had imagination, cleverness, joy. Where did I get that? Certainly not from them.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1875,"Put it this way, he's mislaid him.","You can't trust you with anything, Norm, if you've lost him, I'll cripple you.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1876,I just don't want to go over it any more.,"I know things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different. If you'll just be patient, I can work things out.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1877,We're not discussing your age.,"Well, we're not discussing Rachel's age either.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1878,"All right, Bruce, what do you suggest?",I suggest a nice big bomb.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1879,What if it catches on fire?,Let it burn. Simone would rather go up in flames than give up her privacy.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1880,You know this earth - this person.,I most certainly do. He happens to be an old friend of mine.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1881,Who's going to question us? Dwayne? Jesse?,It's going to go bigger than that. Could you stare someone straight in the face and lie about it?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1882,He wants me to come to his quarters.,A shift change should come through the scheduling office.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1883,This is your standard dart gun.,That one I'm real familiar with.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1884,"Seems like it. I guess it's easy to get used to, huh?","Easier than learning how to be poor. My father's family was wealthy. When I was young there were cars and houses, private schools, nannies. But then my father divorced my mother to marry another woman. And he took his money with him.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1885,So what did Ponsonby do when she started shouting?,I think he nearly ruptured his truss.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1886,"Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on Earth except us. A chance for mother nature to start again. Plants and flowers are the oldest species on the planet yet they are defenseless against man. Sorry hon, this is for science. Behold the dawn of a new age.","I have created a race of plants with the strength of the deadliest animals. Once you have frozen mankind, my mutants will overrun the globe. The Earth will become a brave new world of only plants. And we shall rule them. For we will be the only two people left in the world.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1887,"Waiter, the check. This man is trying to hold a gun to my head!",That's the horse! Shotgun - Shotgun in the fifth!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1888,"She was very badly raped, you see. We were assaulted by a gang of vicious young hooligans in this house, in this very room you're sitting in now. I was left a helpless cripple. The doctors said it was Pneumonia, because it happened some months later during the 'flu epidemic. The doctors told me it was Pneumonia, but I knew what it was. A victim of the modern age, poor, poor girl. Suddenly his mood changes. He wheels right up to Alex.","And now you, another victim of the modern age. But you can be helped. I phoned some friends while you were having a bath.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1889,I cannot reach her.,"She is too deep. The curved tunnel we saw is part of the Vortex, the place of The Beast.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1890,"Joe, I can't look at you any more.",Nobody asked you to.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1891,"It's only insurance. Can't be too careful. This Terry Valentine, he's probably a wonderful fella. They were together how long?","Five years, I think. Long time.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1892,"I think, Sir William Cosgrove, you have had too much drink. Your chaplin, Mr. Hunt, has introduced me into the company of your lady to advise me on a religious matter, of which she is a considerable expert.","Gentlemen, see this amiable youth! He has been troubled by religious scruples, and has flown for refuge to my chaplin, Mr. Hunt, who has asked for advise from my wife, Lady Cosgrove, and between them both, they are confirming my ingenious young friend in his faith. Did you ever hear of such doctors and such a disciple?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1893,Then why did you have his picture in your safe deposit box?,He gave it to me.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1894,Mmm. This is nice. I always loved the way you kiss. I missed you.,Your eyes look like silver pools of moonlight. And the tide rushes in.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1895,I'm staying with the Countess.,"I know, but where do you reside when you aren't visiting New York?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1896,"Easy for you to say, you've got the Jag.",I'll ride with him. You follow.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1897,"You know what I mean. I'm getting married soon, but I haven't lived the life I want.","So I heard. Congratulations. It's the most important step in a woman's life, isn't it?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1898,"I know, their small town mentality can be maddening.","I mean your pictorial. It bothers me, profoundly.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1899,Don't get ahead of yourself. You'll probably need it before I will.,Don't bet on it. Last time I had a pap smear the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1900,That scarecrow? Can't you tell how weird his is just by looking at him.,"Come on, Shelly. Who else is gonna give him a lift?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1901,"The catalyst for the recent dramatic events was of course Truman's father, Kirk, and his infiltration onto the show. Before we discuss that, it's worth reminding viewers that this isn't the first time someone from the outside world has tried to reach Truman.",We have had our close calls in the past.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1902,Until we're out of the mine field is how long.,"Haven't found a mine for half a mile, or more.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1903,Then it wasn't just a sign. It was a premonition?,Remember the onramp? There was a pregnant woman in a white delivery van.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1904,"Where are your bills, Carl?","Oh, they're here. I'm keeping much better records now, Hannah. See?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1905,We bring her in for questioning.,She's got enough money to burn this whole department down.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1906,"Tell me, Dr. Schwartz, what do you feel you can bring to LesterCorp?","Well, sir, I'm an excellent filer.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1907,"There isn't a hint of life in the area. But all the perimeter markers are set, so you'll know if anyone comes calling.","Good, and Commander Skywalker?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1908,Don't cut me off. This is an emergency.,"Sir, the President does not call this particular number. So whoever you are get a life, before I have this call traced.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1909,Maybe they aren't too sure we're here.,They could be as curious about us as we are about them.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1910,"Commodus, it's we who are going on the offensive.",The fort helps position us for a final invasion in the spring when they're most vulnerable.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1911,"Child seems to take to the lad. What sort of an accident was it, Ma'am?",A carriage overturned. My husband was killed and Georgina was hurt.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1912,"He's a Windows guy then, huh?",Yes. He likes windows.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1913,Why did you park way back there?,Miss Rustokov refuses to let total strangers drive her car.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1914,Oh lookit that brunette.,Mah baby! We're diggin' and dyin' but our boy Luke is lovin' and flyin'.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1915,Do you know a friendly cop?,Call from the motel and tell him if he moves fast enough there might be something left of a body dissolving in acid. Can I have the keys to your house?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1916,I bet you don't sound like real people.,"We do, you know. We sound like us having a ball. It's fab.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1917,What kind of cop were you before this?,I was a Treasury Agent for eight years. Why?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1918,"But I'm surprised you're still working for her, unless she's suddenly come up with another husband.",No. She happens to think the last one was murdered.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1919,"Well, we can take my truck then.",No good. You need major four- wheel-drive just to get up that jeep trail.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1920,That was easy. I read your books.,"Oh, you've read my books. You do more things! What have my books got to do with it?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1921,Do you have a photograph of Signor Ripley?,I'm not in the habit of carrying around photographs of my male friends.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1922,"Laugh all you want, but if you call to soon you can scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.",Don't listen to him. You call whenever it feels right to you.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1923,Not from a distance. She won't show up on ANY type of scan.,Too bad we can't SMELL her.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1924,That morning. He was talking to me and Leon about marriage.,Oh my G-d. We were having lunch here. He started making overtures - talking about little shoes next to his in his closet but I got a call to anchor - and I walked out on him. I walked out on him when he was trying to ask me to marry him!!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1925,"Well. I got some stuff to say. Guess I'm kind of lucky that way. Most people don't have anything on their minds, do they?","Oh, incidentally, my last name is Carruthers. Sounds a little too much like ""druthers"", doesn't it?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1926,"You got yourself a computer, Alma.",Been putting my files into it. You take sugar and milk?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1927,"I, personally, am convinced that he will withdraw his army from Moscow, and attempt to establish himself in Poland for the winter. In the end, he will not allow himself to be cut off from Paris. But I believe that if he is offered any encouragement, by Your Majesty, he will postpone this decision as long as possible. He is a gambler and he will trust to his luck.","If he withdraws his army in good order, it will be a serious political defeat. But, if he should be caught on the move, with his army, in the full grip of winter, then it will be a catastrophe. If Your Majesty can prolong his hopes for a treaty by silence, be deceit, by any means, for another month, thus postponing his departure, then the graves of his army are already dug in the soil of Russia.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1928,Benjamin Franklin High School.,"Benjamin Franklin, where's that? Brooklyn? I went to Theodore Roosevelt right up here on Fordham Road. It's right arounna corner from my house. I have a cousin who's a teacher. He teaches Latin. He lives in Chicago. He was studying to be a Jesuit, but he gave it up after his first vows.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1929,I wish you'd get an answering machine.,There's a phone here.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1930,It doesn't make sense. She didn't know me three months ago.,Maybe it wasn't her that paid him. Maybe the money was for somethin' else. How the fuck do I know? I'm just an old city cowboy tryin' not to fall outta his saddle.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1931,"Karen, I've been with the Bureau fifteen years, on all kinds of investigations.",Have you ever shot a man? How many times have you been primary through the door?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1932,"I'm gonna lose you, Charlie.",It'll all be over tomorrow. No more wars. No more killin'. Just livin' normal like everybody else. You'll be stuck with me for good.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1933,Put together a score sheet. I'll make some calls.,"With all due respect, sir, maybe you should give them this one. Your numbers are still pretty low and you called in a lot of chips to nail Stravanavitch.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1934,So fuck him. I don't care anymore. Let him come.,So he can talk to all the families behind your back? Maybe have his own meet at 3:00 AM under the goddamn boardwalk? No. You're too smart for a sucker play.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1935,Before the divorce. My father used to take me here. Fire spotting was his summer job.,"From here he proved to me the earth isn't flat. On rainy days, we'd be above the clouds.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1936,You see the couple up in the balcony?,That's Lord Frederick Tessier. Owns most of Freeside. Wintermute's mainframe is centred in the Royal Family's villa.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1937,What ever happened to just bowling?,There's a lot of competition for amusement out there. You gotta adapt to survive.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1938,I can't promise he'll hire you. I'll have to tell him about your history.,I never was no good with history.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1939,Be glad I made you what you are! You'd be dead not if I hadn't.,We're immortal. You've always known that.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1940,"Lucy isn't you. We're losing something without you being here. Now, I know this is a rough time for you, but I think we should make another arrangement.",What the hell does that mean? How much more do I have to do to prove how important this magazine is to me?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1941,That settles it. I'm never leaving.,I can hardly wait 'til you're free. Planning the wedding without you has been a disaster.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1942,May I help you?,"Yeah, hi, I have a one o'clock with Dr. Mierzwiak. Clementine Kruczynski.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1943,Then we're all in on it?,"Everybody but Joey, and you know who.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1944,I don't see any evidence of an archeological or any other kind of digsite. Not even a sewer or a storm drain.,You're sure the fossils you looked at showed the same signs of deterioration you saw in the fireman's body in the morgue?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1945,"I'll tell you this. After Cleveland, I thought I was lucky to be alive. But now, here, I just realized that you were the lucky one.","Now I'll tell you something. It wouldn't fucking matter if I offered you one hundred million dollars. You'd still be thinking the same thing, that you're going to take me. And here I am, sitting through this, knowing it's bullshit, looking at you and the only thing going on in my mind, the only thing I can think is that, in just a few minutes I'm going to take you.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1946,Stay awake! You want to go hypothermic?,"If that means freeze my balls off, no thanks. I'll be okay.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1947,And they don't call my parents?,Not if you're over sixteen.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1948,I'll tell ya something: it made me a model prisoner. Put me right off any escape attempts. Tunnel my way to freedom after that experience? Not bloody likely.,I was inside once. I punched a cop at a demo.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1949,"Nobody's got anything on me, brother, sir. I've been out of the rookers of the milicents for a long time now.","That's just worries me. A bit too long to long to be reasonable. You're about due now by my reckoning, that's why I'm warning you, little Alex, to keep your handsome young proboscis out of the dirt. Do I make myself clear?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1950,"I want two eggs poached, hash brown well-done. English muffin for the bread. And a coffee.",Whole-grain pancakes. And an egg- white omelette.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1951,You've lived with me for two years.,"That doesn't mean shit. Where do you come from, huh? And I don't mean Indiana.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1952,"So, are you having a good time on the Island?",Not really. It's pretty boring.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1953,"Oh, I couldn't copy your work.",But you copy my work every week.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1954,How did you start the fire this time?,I used an accelerant.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1955,"To what do I owe this extreme pleasure, sir? Anything wrong, sir? Deltoid ""playfully"" grabs Alex's hair.","Wrong? Why should you think of anything being wrong, have you been doing something you shouldn't. Yes? He shakes Alex's hair.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1956,Great to be drunk. Sobriety's killing me.,"Look up, Frank. Full moon. The blood's gonna run tonight. I can feel it. Our mission: to save lives.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1957,Boys? You say to me boys?,"Yes! Yes, I say that to you, they were boys! Boy friends of Rose, chat's what they were, and why shouldn't she have boy friends? Do you want her to be unnatural? Don't you think she's human the same way you are yourself? It's the South, that's what it is, the South with its horrible traditions, of slavery and crime and the oppression of women, who are just as good as men and just as human!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1958,Your assignment is to pick the class. Find some other students just as special as you.,Will that be on the midterm?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1959,"No, not here in Pennsylvania, she went to Russia undercover with her acting troupe and got a lot of highly sensitive secret plans sent back. Just when she was about to go home, she got caught, and they killed her.","All right, so when did she have you between all her acting and spying and getting caught?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1960,"It got you seven years probation. No computer, couldn't even use a touch tone phone.","Must have been hell, huh? Zero Cool? A virus has been planted in the Ellingson Mineral computer system. You were our prime suspect, till we trashed your stuff and found no trace of it.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1961,"Oh, that's 'cause we both play doohickies. I met him in a box car a couple o' years ago. I was foolin' around with my harmonica and he comes over and joins in. I haven't been able to shake him since.","All right, boys, here he is.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1962,"Well, I just thought I'd call.","Well, you did and she's fine. Thanks.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1963,"And I can hardly believe that I'm engaged to someone like you, Simon. I'm a very lucky woman.","Women and the space program have come a long way, sweetheart. But after the wedding, no more complicated computers for my little girl.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1964,It's me betrayed him.,And she shot him I I think that'd piss me off if I were Nix.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1965,Chino's gonna wanna talk to me.,"He's running for his life, he doesn't give a shit about you.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1966,"Not bad. It was slow at first, but I'm doing bits now.","I always told ya, Frances. You got real ability.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1967,Are you outside? A beat and then Caravaggio shuffles in. Like an old boxer.,I can't hide anymore. I breathe like a dog. I lose my balance. Stealing's got harder. Caravaggio stares at the Herodotus.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1968,"That's why we came here, remember?","Yes, but I've seen the tapes. This poltergeist is becoming increasingly more violent. We all could be in danger. I say we pull the plug.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1969,"You should have left here years ago, like I did.",It's not the place. I don't buy that. Trapped in the same town forever. The price she would pay for her teenage lust.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1970,"No, I don't think you're like, ""I'm charming and mysterious in a way that even I don't understand and something about me is crying out for protection from a big man like you"". Very hard to compete with. Especially to us married women who have lost our mystery.",But you haven't lost your mystery! You're very mysterious!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1971,Wannabes. Kirsten transitioned last year.,"Her dad sold a car to Leonardo Di Caprio's uncle and before he picked it up, her dad let us all sit in it and take pictures.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1972,Don't forget to tell them all your qualifications.,"I'm Ted Nelson. I guess you already know that part. For two years I've been the editor of the high school paper in Xenia, Ohio. I've won some awards, made a difference. I've always had journalism in my soul. Now I know why.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1973,"Oh, it's not my radio, sir. I picked it up in the communications center.","I didn't mean for anyone to play anyone else's radio either, Major.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1974,There's no lady here.,If you've already killed her that's fine. I'll keep the bonds and the cash. We got nothing to discuss.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1975,Calm down? We're going away for life and you tell me to calm down?,"Hell, why not just shoot her? Why not shoot everybody. Fuckin' shoot me. Shoot the fuckin' president?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1976,Lemme take a look.,"Aw, man. You're torn up pretty bad out here, sir. Do you have any elevater control.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1977,He was your friend.,"Yeah. But he was a lot of other things, too. Thanks.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1978,Oh my God. I heard her scream again. What are they doing to her? Why can't I do anything to stop them?,You're doing what you can. Why's all this money stashed?,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1979,And now he has returned the compliment. Herr Salieri composed that March of Welcome for you.,"Really? Oh, grazie, Signore! Sono commosso! E un onore per mo eccezionale. Compositore brilliante e famossissimo!",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1980,NO SHE DIDN'T GET YOUR DOUBLE BURGER!! IT'S ALL FUCKIN' FLYIN' FISH FILET!!,"Jesus, that's really bad, did anyone even order a Flyin' Fish?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1981,He asked me to keep an eye on you for a couple of days.,"What? Be my body guard? Here's my body, Theo. Guard it. For my dad's sake. For your career. Sheila starts to unbutton her bowling shirt.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1982,"My birth sign is Water Bearer, twenty-fifth day in the month of Janus.",The exact month when the Emperor must be confirmed!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1983,"So, what're you supposed to be, a lion tamer?","Since I was nice enough to let you tag along, why don't you give your mouth a rest? Okay, doll?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1984,"Bill, I'd like you to meet Vivian.","Bill Stuckey, Vivian. My wife, Elizabeth.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1985,"Oh my God, sir!",You nitwit! I worked for three years on this deal!,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1986,Sounds like the hull.,"Warm water current maybe, making the metal expand.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1987,Just the damn cable TV company. You know how they are. Did you hear about Dottie Hinkle?,"Yes, I did. It's terrifying! The police were at my house this morning.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1988,"It's all over, J.D. Help me to stop it.","You want to wipe the slate clean as much as I do. Okay, so maybe I am killing everyone in the school because nobody loves me. You have a purpose though! Remember? Let's face it, the only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1989,You'll be hiding behind a tree.,The oak where Jocelyn sprained her ankle.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1990,"No. But from top to bottom this country has no sense of itself. Its nobles share allegiance with England and its clans war with each other. If you make enemies on both sides of the border, you'll end up dead.",We all end up dead. It's only a question of how. And why.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1991,"Hello Mr. Kastle. Junior, long time. I thought they locked you up and threw away the warden!","Is it true they blacked out the whole county giving you electro-shock? Junior looks from one man to the other, breathing heavily, his nostrils flaring.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1992,"In the sense that there is no ""hidden agenda"" behind a bake sale that raised five hundred dollars for seeing eye dogs.","Ah ha! It was so well hidden, you didn't even know it was there.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1993,"See you around, girls.","Bye, Sugar. We been playing with the wrong bands.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1994,A figure of St. Sebastian.,Yes. But it was once the figurehead of a slave ship. That's where our people came from -- from the misery and pain of slavery. For generations they found life a burden. That's why they still weep when a child is born -- and make merry at a burial.,0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1995,"I wouldn't. If I were in his shoes, every morning I'd get up singing, man. Do my work-out, take a shower, followed by a hearty breakfast, steak and eggs, washed down with a pot of hot coffee, six pack of Coors Lite. Then I'd order my bodyguard to go find my babe, who would appear decked out in her all-black leather Victoria Secret custom-made bodysuit. So I'd, like, have to chew off all her clothes until she was completely nude. Except she'd have these amazing dragon tattoos all over her body and pierced nipples with little gold peace signs hanging from 'em. And then she'd take out this half-ounce of blow, we'd snap out a few mondo lines, vaporize a few million brain cells, screw for about an hour, then spend the rest of the morning trashed watching Gilligan.","That sounds so great, man. Yes. Yes. Hey, what would you do in the afternoon?",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1996,Has there been another goddamn rewrite? How the fuck are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?,"It's not just a new script, it's a new movie.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1997,It was a big nothing! The Father did all the talking.,"Oh, he did. Half an hour later a certain Timothy J. Nolan went into secret session with the Commission and he did all the talking.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1998,"There it is. I want to grab my bag. Oh, and my date.","Come on, Kevin. Vicky's looking for you.",0,cornell,valid +valid_cornell_1999,"So, what'd you say to that fuckin' jerk anyway?",I told him I was Mrs Sam Rothstein.,0,cornell,valid