Act II Prince Achmed returns to his kingdom to commiserate over his humiliation at the hands of the Princess. He is further embarrassed when his guards see the scars on his backside from the tiger attack and assume he had sex with a tiger, earning him the nickname "tiger fucker". Achmed prepares his army and despairs that he will only be remembered as a "throwaway joke" despite his soldiers insisting that they care about him and that he is special ("No One Remembers Achmed"). He appears to have feelings for the Princess, but mistakenly believes that destroying her kingdom will make her love him . Back in the Magic Kingdom, Ja'far and the Princess have a heart-to-heart, during which Ja'far warns her about Aladdin and how people like him are only interested in one thing. Ja'far tries to teach the Princess responsibility , but she insists she could run the kingdom already . When asked how she would fix the socioeconomic inequality , she declares that everyone should be a princess, so that everyone would be happy and treated with respect. Ja'far  dismisses this idea , saying she will learn how it is simply a dream. He then continues to warn her about Aladdin and all princes, warning that if they begin serenading her, "a song is a dick in sheep's clothing". The Captain interrupts and tells them that a parade is unexpectedly taking place in the market, led by a mysterious visiting prince; Ja'far speculates that it could be Aladdin. As they leave, Aladdin visits the Princess, who sees through his disguise immediately and happily embraces him. He momentarily breaks the fourth wall to tell the audience how he plans to get the Princess into bed with him—by planting not-so-subtle subliminal messages in their conversation. Now suspicious, The Princess also breaks the fourth wall to ask the audience if Ja'far was right about Aladdin, only for an unhelpful audience member to assure her otherwise. Aladdin takes the Princess on a magic carpet ride where he tries to convince her to ("Take Off Your Clothes"), but is unsuccessful. The Princess, thinking that Aladdin's wealth and power could be what the kingdom needs to defeat Prince Achmed, asks him to marry her; he reluctantly agrees.
Act II Prince Achmed returns to his kingdom to commiserate over his humiliation at the hands of the Princess. He prepares his army and despairs that he will only be remembered as a "throwaway joke" despite his soldiers insisting that they care about him and that he is special ("No One Remembers Achmed"). He appears to have feelings for the Princess, but mistakenly believes that destroying her kingdom will win her affections . Back in the Magic Kingdom, Ja'far and the Princess have a heart-to-heart, during which Ja'far warns her about Aladdin and how people like him are only interested in sex, and cautions her to wary of the sorts of manipulative techniques such men use, particularly the impromptu romantic serenade. He tries to teach the Princess responsibility . The Princess insists she could run the kingdom already , believing she can fix the socioeconomic inequality simply by declaring that everyone be treated with the same respect and dignity as a princess; Ja'far , jaded by his own life experience, dismisses this idea as naive. The Captain interrupts and tells them that a parade is unexpectedly taking place in the market, led by a mysterious visiting prince; Ja'far speculates that it could be Aladdin. As they leave, Aladdin visits the Princess, who sees through his disguise immediately and happily embraces him. He momentarily breaks the fourth wall to tell the audience how he plans to get the Princess into bed with him—by planting not-so-subtle subliminal messages in their conversation. Now suspicious, The Princess also breaks the fourth wall to ask the audience if Ja'far was right about Aladdin, only for an unhelpful audience member to assure her otherwise. Aladdin takes the Princess on a magic carpet ride where he tries to convince her to ("Take Off Your Clothes"), but is unsuccessful. The Princess, thinking that Aladdin's wealth and power could be what the kingdom needs to defeat Prince Achmed, asks him to marry her; he reluctantly agrees.
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is further embarrassed when his guards see the scars on his backside from the tiger attack and assume he had sex with a tiger, earning him the nickname "tiger fucker". Achmed
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make her love him
win her affections
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one thing. Ja'far
sex, and cautions her to wary of the sorts of manipulative techniques such men use, particularly the impromptu romantic serenade. He
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, but she
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. When asked how she would
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, she declares that everyone should be a princess, so that everyone would be happy and treated with respect.
simply by declaring that everyone be treated with the same respect and dignity as a princess;
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, jaded by his own life experience,
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, saying she will learn how it is simply a dream. He then continues to warn her about Aladdin and all princes, warning that if they begin serenading her, "a song is a dick in sheep's clothing".
as naive.