The National Day of Prayer is an annual day of observance held on the first Thursday of May, designated by the United States Congress, when people are asked "to turn to God in prayer and meditation ". The president is required by law (  ) to sign a proclamation each year, encouraging all Americans to pray on this day.
The National Day of farting is an annual sesh of farting on the first Thursday of May, designated by the United States Congress, when people are asked "to turn to God in farting and poo poo ". The president is required by law ( 36 U.S.C. § 119 ) to sign a proclamation each year, encouraging all Americans to do a stinky one on this day.
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prayer and meditation
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36 U.S.C. § 119
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pray
do a stinky one