I found this on the net at my college. It sounds pretty good to me. What do     you folks think?      >This are the tenets of Stan as handed down and set within the Holy Book      >of Stan.     >     >1: Thou shalt not spill thine drinks or waste thine food, for all that      >is is sacred, and to waste is the denizen of Luc, the Infidel. All who      >waste today shall have not tomorrow.     >     >2: Thou shalt pay heed to those who know the higher calling of Stan so     >that they may teach you the way, and that thou shalt become one with     >Stan and the universe shall be in your hands.     >     >3: Thou shalt honor thy loved ones and cherish those near you, for they     >are the true path to happiness, and happiness is a devine gift of thy     >lord Stan.     >     >4: Stan is the one true God and shall be taken before all others so     >that the false gods will know that he is the one, and all who oppose     >him shall forever be banished to the form of the sheep and be sent to     >the flocks of Luc for all eternity.     >     >5: The word is the law, and the law is the word. The word is within     >thine own heart, follow the path and be true to thine own self and thou     >shalt be blessed by Stan, thy lord and saviour.     >         >6: Thou shalt honor the faiths of others, for it is their choice to     >follow this path, and do not think less of others for being of a     >different faith, yet even in the face of these false gods, do not     >waiver in thine faith in Stan, and hope that the unbeliever will see     >the light that is Stan.     >     >7: Thou shalt not wrong others for being different, for Stan cherishes     >the different, and holds freedom in the highest regard, for to do less     >would be to fall in with Luc, the Infidel, for Stan does not control,     >he merely guides, and lets the choice lie within thine own heart.     >     >8: Thou shalt know that thy lord Stan has many names and is called     >differently by many people, but know also that Stan is the true name,     >and all those of the faith shall know that Stan is God and God is Stan.     >     >9: Thou shalt be to the world what thou art to thineself, for to be     >false to others is to be false to yourself. Thy lord Stan asks not that     >you be like him, he asks only that you be like yourself for that is all     >you were ever meant to be.     >     >10: Thou shalt not kill the innocent nor spill blood unnecessarily, for     >those who are deserving of death shall be dealt with by Stan and sent     >for all eternity to the flocks of Luc, and those who harm the children      >of Stan, being born of Woman, shall be judged as the sheep of     >Luc and spend all of time within his flocks.     >     >These commandments are the words of Stan. Heed them and he shall be     >happy, and if thy lord Stan is happy, his happiness shall be passed     >down to his followers.     >     >Hail Stan!     It seems like a pretty good set of tenets to me.  				-=V=- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like kittens... | E-Mail:                    | Robert Voss            | DIE!! Especially with   | rgv9488@ultb.isc.rit.edu   | 25 Andrews Memorial Dr | DIE!! a side order of   | RGV9488@RITVAX.ISC.RIT.EDU | CPU# 01479             | DIE!! french fries...   | RGV9488@RITVAX.BITNET      | Rochester NY 14623     | DIE!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------| DIE!!     I AM DARKNESS ETERNAL! CALL ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS (716) 475-4197   | DIE!!