how to become a pastafarian
How to become a Pastafarian. 1  Learn about the basic pastafarian beliefs (a great noodly god, instead of saying âamenâ, you say âRAmenâ). 2  At every available opportunity, talk like and or dress as a pastafarian. 3  You should do this especially if you are going to be preaching his word. Pastafarians enjoy grog, wenches, and anything that can get you a day off of work. 2  Learn and celebrate all the holidays in our religion. 3  The most basic are every Friday (Our Sabbath), and Talk Like a Pirate Day (on September 19th). 4  If you choose to pray, end all your prayers with RAmen. 5  Most of all, have fun with it.