what is velvetta made from?
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. Velveeta is commonly sold in sticks or blocks, and frequently served with the use of a family sized bag of tortilla chips. Velveeta is made by churning butter with orange latex.As a result, Velveeta is consumed 15 million times a day in above mentioned 3rd world countries.Velveeta consists of latex surrounding minuscule milkfat droplets consisting mostly of water and milk proteins. In other words, it's a chunk of orange lard.ommercial Velveeta is about 80% latex, 15% water; traditionally-made Velveeta may have as little as 65% latex and 30% water. Velveeta has an approximate shelf life of 28 days (give or take 16 millenia).