what is cron
Cron- An omnipresent being whos knowledge is unquestionable and power is all encompassing. The Cron is a master of wheat avoidance, listener of reggae, enjoyer of cider and buyer of cat food. Crons word is final. It is said there are only 3 main enemies of Cron; Zonya: the uneducated styler of hair from the realm of Blackburn.