what does goober mean
Top Definition. goober. basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb to goub, which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.. goober. A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh.