d a r e turned me on there were only three things i and i think everyone in my class took away from the d a r e program d a r e told us not to do it in high school they told us to stop doing it second of all the officers gave us a tour of their entire confiscated stash the street names for all the shit and where they and we could get all of 'em they tried to brainwash us with all the cancerous lungs and death statistics which were collectively depressing enough to drive a man to drink which it did and we fooled around with the drunkgoggles was fun oops i lied there was one more thing they also gave us each an entire order supply's worth of merchandised a r e tshirts coffee mugs tote bags full stationary sets stickers and gift certificates basically the program's totally defunct and a joke beyond belief like i said at the beginning they're turning more kids on to the stuff than off