fullmetal particle man another youtube video located here that i noticed that also happens to fit extremely well features fullmetal alchemist characters in the positions of the four men edward elric aka ed aka the fullmetal alchemist is cast as particle man this being the most obvious joke reference he's extremely touchy about his height him being almost most likely the shortest man in the military and nearly the shortest main character i think that his brother alphonse's real body takes that distinguishment away however in his sequence of the youtube video the lines are accompanied by rather apt sequences from the anime among them the line when he's underwater does he get wet or does the water get him instead is accompanied by a clip of ed sinking to the bottom of a body of water because of his prosthetic limbs which happen to be made entirely of metal hence his title the 'fullmetal' alchemist colonel roy mustang aka the flame alchemist is cast as triangle man promoted at one point to brigadier general and later became fuhrer sp he is constantly taking jabs at edward for a rather popular example he more than occasionally jokes about ed's height though in one episode in the anime and a sidestory in the manga the two actually hold a battle on the parade grounds with the fuhrer's permission mustang wins by a comeback landslide in the manga but in the anime the then colonel hesitates possibly due to post traumatic stress disorder as surmised due to a flashback being shown at that moment in the anime of a young man he had to kill in the ishbal war and thus loses to ed it is from the anime episode that the video actually gets the majority of its particle man vs triangle man footage major alex louis armstrong is cast as universe man all state alchemists such as as noted before armstrong and edward carry watches and in both manga and anime the man proudly brandishes his watch supplying one shot used in the video if i recall plus he is despite his sheer size he is easily tied with the husband of izumi curtis sp as the tallest supporting character in the series and power he performs his particular brand of alchemy through the use of powerful punches one scene in the anime has him pick up a slab of concrete with one hand toss it in the air and punch it thus turning it into a massive bullet propelled at high speed via the punch's force in the video his power and compassion are both seen along with his penchant for posing most likely a trait passed down the armstrong family line for generations a lot of his many talents from his alchemy to his skill at portraiture seem to be this way second lieutenant jean havoc is cast as person man and aptly so out of all his co workers he seems to suffer the most problems particularly in his love life mustang has effectively stolen every single girl he's dated in either series anime or manga with one exception manga only being the homunculus lust going under the alias solaris admittedly it was a poor choice as she later was proved to have been using him and ended up wounding him in his leg to the point that he could not be of any use in the military hence his subsequent resignation plus the flame alchemist did in fact kill lust during the same incident where she crippled havoc hence the line triangle man hates person man is given even more meaning with this youtube video ironically when the line lives his life in a garbage can comes up it shows roy mustang's old residence back when he was obsessed with if i remember correctly human transmutation just thought i'd share this