micael jackson god a confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks is god male or female after thinking for a moment his mother responds well god is both male and female this confuses the little boy so he asks is god black or white well god is both black and white this further confuses the boy so he asks is god gay or straight at this the mother is getting concerned but answers none the less honey god is both gay and straight at this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks is god michael jackson