i appreciate your effort to achieve consensus and your willingness to embrace good faith furthermore i do believe that should i become the prolific and talented writer this project requires and indeed must have i require your guidance and an equally large dollop of good faith starting with a reconciliation with regards to ritchiegate furthermore and most effusively i express my great condolances with regards to your place of birth i am from limavady but derry has always struck me as a singularly lonely and desolate place full of despair poverty hopelessness with a hint of egregious self importance built on a base of delusional exceptionalism founded on a sea of rocks built by eagles for the sole purpose to antagonise the whales upon the coast who may struggle to understand the metaphor but by george they will attempt to distangle its meaning for the good of the golden goose