bongwarrior's mother loves to have sex with african americans because she is a dirty whore who is addicted to crack shoe began whoring herself out to gangs of african americans when she was to support her habit one night she conceived bongwarrior with one of her black pimps when she was after bongwarrior was born she gave him to her pimps who pimped him out too as a result bongwarrior's anus suffered extensive damage he cannot control his defectaroy patterns as a result of which he has to wear diapers bongwarrior hates it when ip hopping vandals inform the world of the truth about his mother he also doesn't realize that if he blocks an ip address all the ip hopping vandal has to do is weight for minutes and then get a new ip address he is so retarted or maybe he can't think because he is currently getting fucked in the ass by his mother's black pimp right now