im here to help finally i get to talk to you my wikipedian idol just want to say give me a shout it anytime and i mean anytime those vandals get to you ok i know your the one with the admin powers but my heart bleeds when i see what names you have been called in your time it burns me to the bone i cant just stand and watch anymore its time for someone to do something but please my dear can you read one of your lovely poems to me you have such a wonderful voice that it would make for the perfect bed time story its not really romantic listening to the wiki policies or the cali gold rush please pretty pretty please