you refused my block application on the grounds of my ability to pel visa vie fuck you youa middles class fuck craig brown mcewan craig brown mcewan born in the year of the year of the brown i think so born in browtown usa he is widely regarded as the one man banter machine he can regularly be seen pumping his fists in joy he also enjoys the simple things in life such as long walks on the beach glowing sunsets a nice glass of port and also when mike wears tight t shirts into college to which he remarks on with joy and a glint in his eye he can regularly be found volunteering at old peoples homes in order to take part in some extracurriculur activity when he's not at the oap's home he can regularly be found helping the oldies accross the street sometimes even if they don't need it he loves to pump iron and is hoping to take part in next years worlds strongest man competition he says he owes all his strength to his love of chezzy coke and is very rarely seen without a can of the said product in his grasp his hair is the hair of the gods he was born with hair as it is today it does not grow it does not need to be washed it does not get cut it is completely self sustaining he regularly takes part in generic bolognese sauce days in which he will leave college early in order to indulge on his love for generic bolognese sauce his claim to fame is the invention of the brown noise which was a natural occurence from craig brown mcewan after he discharged he hopes to campaign for prime minister in the next general election under the brown party and hopes to get the brown movement going soon so heres to craig brown mcewan we salute you you truly are a god amongst men