in the mean time i guess i've a got a song to dedicate to the biggest douchebag you are jschnur you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do do douche bag you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do do douche bag hey jschnur why's your ego so massive you know it's am and it's dark outside you don't need those s s ssunglasses yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once because you went on to brag about it for months and months yeah we all get that you think it's impressive but ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing buying smirnoff ice for girls half your age telling all your douche bag friends that you still got game dear jschnur we all agree that you are a dumb ass why can't you see that you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do do douche bag you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do do douche bag dear jschnur do you find it necessary to shout into your bluetooth or boast about high school rugby and i would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee and why you got to complain every single time your not getting laid you douche bags are a lot of the same dude let's go this place is full of grenades always trying to look cool like it's a full time career that's why your facebook pic shows you chugging a beer you got your gold chain and your wife beater on so you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon dear jschnur we all agree that you are a dumb ass why can't you see that you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do do douche bag you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do do douche bag inconsiderate ignorant you drink you get belligerent you think anybody finds you amusing no no no not even a little bit you always find a way to stop all the fun like when you scream party foul at the top of your lungs dear jschnur i caught you bragging again trust me man nobody gives a damn what frat you were in you claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all but dude i'm totally banging george clooney's sister in law no you're notcome on dear jschnur we all agree that you are a dumb ass why can't you see that you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do douche bag you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do douche bag hitting on other girls when yours is in the room you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do do douche bag walking in the club grabbing all on your junk you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do do douche bag refusing to let go when she says no you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do do douche bag cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird you're a douche bag do douche bag do do do do do douche bag dude it's george clooney's sister in law i swear come on where the hell is my protein shake