ahh hello witzeman symbols m m characters greek cyrillic ipa t d my famous article witze happiness wikipedia the witzeman is a great honour that has been passed down through the generations of many families regardless of race age character or knowledge the outside world knows little about these elusive characters and the honour of the witzeman for those who have ever been a witzeman it has been said to have been a great honour although the qualities needed for the job have never been disclosed a person may not now they were a witzeman for many years until they are called by former witzemans via dreams associates of the witzeman are known to be a certain babe cool or the much lesser known witzewoman the present witzeman is an year old boy namely benjamin woods who is said to have become a witzeman after he felt this 'awesome radiance in his top right bumcheek' he has not told a great number of people his testimony but has promised to do so in years to come history the present world has only come enlightned with the knowledge of the witzeman in present years because former witzemen have not been so public about the honour to abide with the formality and conservativism in their time the term 'witzeman' is a compound word of the adjective witze and 'man' witze being an th century term for 'a person of extreme humour and radiant intelligence' unfortuneatly witze is also sometimes associated with bad wind for unspeakable reasons proper history as early as the th century witzemen were considered outcasts and young children were encouraged to poke them with sticks this led to the st witzeman rebellion of when the current witzeman and his followers attempted a coup to take over the local council chess team this rebellion further disgraced the witzeman as he and his followers were embarassingly pronounced 'gaga' at a government meeting that year the period from here to the early s was a dark time in the witzemans history however good times were to come for the witzeman many normal people took part in mass demonstrations and protests for the witzeman in the s building up to a great moment in the history the great rebellion of this was when several witzeman sprinted round the visitors gallery of the house of commons wearing clown masks but otherwise completely naked this was thought to be an act of circambulation however many people who witnessed this shocking behaviour were 'mentally spiritually and emotionallly scarred for life' this group of people included many young children who were forced to go to asylums in a state of mental instability suffering from trauma it was at this time that the government finally took positive action for the witzeman in a bill of rights for the witzeman was signed stating all witzemen were allowed to do as they pleased although this was a formal agreement many journalists viewed it as a letter of submission from the government to the witzeman as the behaviour of the witzeman and his followers became more and more twisted