some reading material i was listening to the ballad of jamesbwatson and was inspired to make some poetry you are bizarre and a knob you're a terrible bum and a snob you're a simian loser a malodorous boozer and a boob and a fiend and a slob you are insane and a brat you're a miscreant mule and a prat you're a rube and a dog an unscrupulous hog and your mind is redundant and fat you are a putz and a mule you're a fool and a goob and a tool you're a brat and a goob a bum and a rube you're creepy disgusting and cruel you are a twit and a drunk you're a snot and an obstinate punk you're a spaz and a sham an androgynous ham and a pain and a schmuck and a skunk