i was just sitting there not doing a damn thing mind you just quietly contemplating an inside story when a year girl who was playing outside with her big sister on the trampoleen said hey whats that i ignored her totally taken with the piece of chocolate in my hand then i heard the word tree a few seconds later i crunched up my knees into a fetal postition and made sure my head was not visible while the little girl tried to show her sister what she had seen hey there is a man in the tree then a year old boy who was playing hockey in the garden said i cant see his face i quietly uttered a prayer of thanks for this another girl about years of age approaches and they all together start yelling things like thats funny from little girl whom i had just recently seen dancing with headphones on in her sisters room waah hes too scared to come down from the yr turd in addition to many other jeers and such they carried on with their game while i developed cramp and was looking for a way to get down soon to relieve my discomfort they occasionally ventured a glance in my direction after ten minutes i started my descent as quickly as possible hey its a boy from that darn little girl i climbed faster and faster i fled into forest squealing like a pansy i hung about watching the tree to see if they were going to come near they did not i trod in dog faeces as i climbed into the car minutes later i am sure that they do not know of the paltform still i suggest that we steer well clear of it for a week or two then do some serious camophlage work i must make it clear that although i take responsiblity for this mishap i did nothing to attract their attention this all happened on thursday the th cheers and by the way welcome to wikipedia