tut tut i thought i said goodbyeee and not au revoir do call again and leave more crap fear not pop eyed little pooch your point was well taken you hardly need to remind me that you don't give a flying fart about sticking to facts or veracity although you're very free with low level sharts here i've noticed happily though others do so on second thoughts i'll keep this section to exhibit for the appreciation of my other visitors fully house trained the remarkable specimens produced by my little doggie friend i shall call them my little mexican doggy whoppers so now you've changed your story of the hours for the third time eh or is it fourth fifth i seem to be losing count as you approach the limits of my pitifully deficient arithmetic if i er comprehend it correctly the latest draft of the hours has it that you originally thought five hours was about two hours interesting and revealing in fact you sniffily dismissed the interval as less than hours my emph interesting and revealing because because the open ended about tends to support a story of an innocent estimate but less than doesn't less than is specifically limited narrowed in focus specific it's more clearly a calculated no pun intended lie it's well known that most liars have trouble remembering which lie they told less well known is the fact that their use of words trivial though words seem to them often gives them away freudian slips elementary my dear watson by the way there's a good book by adventures in the screen trade author and screenwriter bill goldman called i think which lie did i tell it's about hollywood are you a hollywood pooch sporting a diamond collar from harry winston and peeking out of a b list celebrity's purse if so i may be able to sell your crap on ebay and i insist that you think of this section as your special little pooping place gives a whole new meaning to save your crap doesn't it all i ask is that you do your business on the newspaper provided a murdoch publication natch isn't it nice to make new friends au revoir and do call again you funny little thing