will my motherfucking safety be guaranteed i fucking hope so i'm bringing my own fuckin' weapons pay me when i get back motherfuckers oh yeah i've got a joke a family husband wife son daughter dog walks into an agent's office and tells him that they've got a great vaudeville routine he says we don't hire kiddy acts and they say but we're really good and so the agent says fine let me see what you've got but if you suck i'm throwing you out so the family gets ready the daughter hits the cd player and circus music begins playing the father jump kicks the son in the head and stoms his face in the ground until it's a bloody pulp then proceeds to jerk off and cum all over his shattered skull meanwhile the mother begins violently finger fucking the daughter as the dog fucks the mother in the ass hole this is the point when the father takes the leftover brain matter from the son's head and shoves it into the mother's pussy then begins fucking her pussy while simultaneously sticking his finger down the daughter's throat until she vomits all over them both then the dog bites the mother's hand off as she's finger fucking the daughter leaving her hand in the daughter's pussy as blood squirts all over the place the father takes blood from the ground smears it all over the mother's chest bends over and begins shitting all over the open wound where her hand used to be before the dog bit it off they take the dog and shove it in a microwave heating it up until it explodes then take the dog remains mix it with the father's shit the son's head wound and the father's cum and shove it into the daughter's mouth then the father rips the son's dick off and fucks the daughter with it as the mother locate's the son's testicles breaks them open and drinks the sperm that comes out then the family lines up and says ta da there's silence from the agent until he finally says i love it what do you call that and the family says we call it the aristocrats