noel edmonds please do not accuse me of attacking a person who has deleted my edit for invalid reasons what he did was the real attack by way of adjudicatory observation for example your action is focused in such a way as to continue to deny the reader access to this fact about noel edmonds ie the grab a grand feature please do not patronise either i have won awards for literature and am frankly unimpressed by yours it is not bad but neither would it win any prizes