my old pal sam my old pal sam last night i decided to google the name of the most despised kid in my hometown i went to school with him for years and have a whole list of horror stories his name is legendary in the childhood memories of my friends and i sam sam was the kid who ate cat food at lunch sam was the kid who always smelled like shit moreso on the occasions he actually shit himself sam has a collection of awesome dragon shirts sam was a genius too it always puzzled me what he was doing barely passing his classes in elementary and middle school perhaps his superior mind just wandered sam would often tell us about and draw pictures of his english girlfriend who flew to america every weekend to fuck him on special occasions sam would share with us selections of the many books he had written yeah sam had it made so i was curious of the life sam was leading now a year after he has graduated high school is he returning for his sophomore year at oxford is he happily married to his stick figure with huge tits well i've kept him in the dark long enough so say hello to sam img i guess even child geniuses can spell their own username wrong we all make mistakes a few words about sam from sam quote hi i'm sam i joined wikipedia in june my first edit was soon after i joined where i fixed a punctuational error in the danny phantom page my first truly major edit was on the penny arcade page recently i have been more involved with wikipedia trying to stop vandalism i have also been working with wikipedia's cleanup quote i am a member of a vampire the masquerade larp called the wasteland chronicle which meets in my area i'm currently playing parker a member of clan nosferatu since my last character alex mountbatten died a while back to tell the truth it's the only thing which keeps me sane his userboxes also lend us insight into the rich life of this young man quote this user has aspergers syndrome you guessed it quote this user is a member of mensa according to a totally legit internet test he took quote this user loves the band alterbridge quote this user is a modern follower of bushido quote this user loves yiff and is probably a furry quote this user practices abstinence i don't think he has to practice very hard away from the formal setting of wikipedia sam's myspace shows him a bit more relaxed and personal killer dragon shirt dude quote about me i eat i sleep i breathe i sometimes leave my house sometimes his blog contains a heartwrenching eulogy for what else his old computer quote rest in peace my good friend current mood sad ok you all are going to think this is really dumb i know it so i'm prepared for it today at pm my beloved pc met its end it snapped and is now broken with a fried motherboard and unfixable corrupted hard drives never to return from that infernal silicon grave now before you walk off saying how stupid this is let me explain something to you i do not have a life of any kind i occasionally have a girlfriendusually a girl who thinks this nice sweet guy ain't got the best body but i'm sure he'll put me before anything else and how wrong they were more often than not i find myself alone in my room doing nothing but hanging out with my computer sam is also looking for love but beware puny minded plebs quote i'm a bit more intellectual than most people i like to have intelligent conversations over coffee perhaps he can blow your mind with his analysis of tv shows and movies quote better title drake and josh go hollywhattheheck january author phdrillsergeant from glen burnie md united states this comment may contain spoi