common interests of troubled and conflicted souls i see that you're idly theorizing again with another of your legendary flights of fancy rather than speculate without the benefit of evidence and reasoning why don't you interview me to discover the nature and extent of my interest in uncaring individuals such as yourself are you a curious and courageous enough adventure writer to discover the truth or do you prefer to remain safely ensconced in your cocoon of self delusion anonymity and utter indifference to the tragic harm caused by blindly acting out one's innermost fantasies rest assured i am becoming increasing familiar with your legendary and oft disclosed lack of caring which seems to be a recurring issue in your life and recently published remarks and i appreciate that your provocative remarks elsewhere are a transparent attempt to solicit the kind of caring that you apparently crave in your real life outside wikipedia and the internet you have a keen sense of awareness of those who respond with a small measure of empathy and compassion to your desperate cries for attention so you've chosen me as your antagonist respondent and mentor so be it i'm flattered not that i'm necessarily up to the task but i'll give it a decent college try let's begin by crafting a mutually agreeable social contract setting forth the protocols of our budding and potentially troubled relationship what are your desires and objectives for this unfolding relationship do you prefer comedy tragedy or bildungsroman do you prefer functional or dysfunctional relationship do you prefer highly emotional or emotionally subdued scenes in our soap opera