i am an unemployed and unsuccessful software developer with unhealthy interests in certain internet sites although these interests are only for research purposes i have waaaaaay too much time on my hands i am quite interested in telling other people my opinions and how i'm right and you're not someday i hope to have a real girlfriend although i won't hold my breath still who needs real women when you're got the internet i like to use the dart and sometimes the bus my favourite words are sanctimonious and superior i used to wet the bed if my isp cuts off my internet access i might have to go out and share my opinions with people in real life situations this might make me a boot magnet still any attention is craved my favourite elton john song is bennie the jets it's so meaningful bennie bennie bennnnnnnnnnnnieeeeeeeeeee and the jets i have a purple biro