Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie
"Stewie Kills Lois" and "Lois Kills Stewie" are a two-part episode of the sixth season of the animated comedy series "Family Guy", which was originally produced for the end of Season 5. Respectively, both parts are the fourth and fifth episode of their season, and they premiered in the United States on Fox on November 4 and 11, 2007. In the former, housewife Lois receives cruise tickets from anthropomorphic dog Brian, and invites her husband, Peter, on the cruise with her. This upsets Stewie, and he ultimately appears to murder Lois while  she is on the cruise, only to find out that she had survived the attack as the year passes. In the latter, Lois is able to expose Stewie as the villain that he is, but he soon accomplishes his dream of world domination. "Stewie Kills Lois" was written by David A. Goodman and directed by John Holmquist, while "Lois Kills Stewie" was written by Steve Callaghan and directed by Greg Colton. Both episodes received relatively positive reviews for their combined story arc and cultural references. "Lois Kills Stewie" featured appearances by Patrick Stewart, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell and  Willem Dafoe (although Dafoe did not provide his voice), and both episodes featured cameos by various recurring voice actors for the series. Plot. Section::::"Stewie Kills Lois". On Lois' birthday, Brian gives her a pair of cruise tickets with the intention of going with her. She invites Peter instead, disappointing Brian. Stewie is also upset at not being invited on the cruise, and he concocts a plan to embarrass Lois upon her return. Brian points out that Stewie has never followed through with any of his plans to hurt Lois. Stewie, disappointed in himself for being 'all talk', resolves to prove  Brian wrong. Meanwhile, on the cruise, Peter proves to be a frequent source of humiliation for Lois, defecating on the poop deck and telling the story of how he and Lois almost aborted Meg to the ship's captain at dinner. Furious at Peter, Lois walks onto the deck to get away from him, but is confronted by Stewie, who has traveled to the ship via speedboat. He shoots her repeatedly with a submachine gun, sending her overboard. Six days later, Joe informs Peter that he has called off the search for Lois since he and his police squad are  unable to find her. A year passes. Peter has begun dating again, some dates being a Stickman, cancer patient and Bonnie, but has talked Joe into posing as Lois from time to time so that her death doesn't emotionally scar Chris. Stewie indirectly reveals to Brian that he killed Lois. Disturbed and enraged, Brian vows to avenge Lois’ death by exposing him. Stewie realizes that keeping the evidence of his crime as souvenirs is too risky; thus, he disposes of his gun and drawings depicting Lois being killed. After Peter nonchalantly reveals that Lois' life insurance policy, which was  made on the cruise right after she and Peter had an argument stating they wanted to kill each other, has recently been cashed for a large amount of money, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland begin to suspect Peter as Lois' killer. They search the Griffins' garbage and find Stewie's discarded gun and drawings. Joe becomes convinced that Peter was the one who killed Lois, given that Stewie and Peter have similar handwriting. Peter goes on trial for Lois' murder. Carter commits perjury under the authorities noses by falsely testifying against Peter, and Peter is close to receiving life in prison . However, Lois suddenly appears in the courtroom and reveals that Stewie, not Peter, tried to kill her. Section::::"Lois Kills Stewie". Following a brief recap by the Channel 5 News team, the episode picks up where "Stewie Kills Lois" ended. Everyone is in disbelief that Stewie would try to murder Lois, but she insists that he is evil, and explains what happened to her a year ago. After falling overboard, she was rescued by a reverse merman. Having developed retrograde amnesia, she started working at a fat camp in North Carolina. While at a diner, she met a new boyfriend, who  turns out to be a white supremacist. While at a rally, she spoke out against them and took a blow to the head, regaining her memory, at which point she returned to Quahog. As Lois explains her miraculous return, Stewie escapes. The entire police force goes all over Quahog in order to find him. He ties up his family when they return home, and he kills Cleveland when he drops by (Cleveland later arrives in Heaven only to find out about their prejudiced policy on credit card imprints). He kidnaps Brian and forces him to insult Joe and drive him  to the CIA in Langley Falls, Virginia where he gains access to a supercomputer and takes control of the global power grid. The CIA submits to his demands, and Stewie becomes "President of the World" after encountering Stan Smith and Avery Bullock from "American Dad". The Griffins escape as Stewie did not tie Chris' hands but did not say anything because he enjoyed their time together and discover Stewie's armory where Peter and Lois switch bodies which Peter enjoys due to having Lois' breasts. Upon his rise to power, Stewie implements harsh, cruel and unusual laws and policies, including  banning direct-to-video Disney films, everyone must hit Peter with apples, and creating concentration camps housing prisoners for unfair crimes. (In the DVD version, he sings his own version of "I've Got a Little List" from "The Mikado".) Lois, unable to stand idly by as her son terrorizes the world, decides to assassinate him. After taking weapons from Stewie's own weapons vault, she engages him in a destructive battle in the Oval Office. Lois eventually gains the upper hand and prepares to kill Stewie, but cannot bring herself to murder her own child. Stewie takes the  opportunity to kill her, but before he can, he is shot dead by Peter, who uses a one-liner from "Lethal Weapon 2" only for Brian to comment that it did not fit the context of the situation. Peter and Lois mourn over Stewie's corpse. It is then revealed that what has happened was actually a computer simulation that Stewie created to see what would happen if he killed Lois. Brian comes into the room with postcards from Peter and Lois on the cruise, which is going well for them and finds Stewie coming out of the device. Stewie  explains what he was doing then claims that he is not yet ready to kill Lois or take over the world, causing Brian to wonder if what happened was ultimately a "dream sequence", but Stewie argues that a computer simulation is totally different. Brian then wonders if the simulation would be essentially a giant middle finger to hypothetical external viewers, to which Stewie replies, "Well, hopefully, they would've enjoyed the ride." Brian is unsure, and tells Stewie that he would anger a lot of hypothetical viewers that way, while Stewie counters by saying that at least the simulation did  not end like the final episode of "The Sopranos", where it cut to black suddenly. As Stewie is saying this, the scene cuts to black mid-sentence. Production. "Stewie Kills Lois" and "Lois Kills Stewie" are the 102nd and 103rd episodes of "Family Guy" respectively. They are the fourth and fifth episodes of the sixth season of the show. "Stewie Kills Lois" was written by executive producer and former "Futurama" writer David A. Goodman. The episode was directed by John Holmquist. "Lois Kills Stewie" was written by recurring voice actor and future showrunner Steve Callaghan, and directed by Greg Colton . Colton and Callaghan previously worked on the season 5 episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works". Before the airing of the episode, a 100th episode tribute special, hosted by MacFarlane, aired on Fox. The special showcases various clips of MacFarlane's favorite moments from the last 99 episodes of the show. It also included MacFarlane asking people questions related to "Family Guy". "Stewie Kills Lois" and "Lois Kills Stewie", along with the final five episodes of the fifth season and the first seven episodes of the sixth season, were also released on DVD under the title "Volume 6" by 20th Century  Fox in the United States and Canada on October 21, 2008, five months after they had completed broadcast on television. The DVD release also features bonus material including deleted scenes, commentaries, and a 'making of' feature. Both episodes aired before the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike, and were the last episodes to air before it. In November 2007, "Variety" reported that MacFarlane had joined the strike and refused to complete more "Family Guy" episodes. A spokesperson for Fox said: "Our hope is that he returns to work and completes his non-writing obligations on those episodes". Fox aired two  new episodes during November 2007. The following episode, "Padre de Familia", was the first of these two episodes to air. The strike ended on February 12, 2008 and the series resumed airing regularly. In addition to the main cast, actors Patrick Stewart and Phil LaMarr, and "American Idol" judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul guest starred in the episode. The episode also featured the recurring voices of actress Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton, and writers Danny Smith and John Viener in minor appearances. Future showrunner Mark Hentemann also made some appearances. Cultural references. When Stewie becomes disappointed that  Lois did not take him on the cruise, he relates that he has not expressed it much since he saw "The Lake House". Peter and Lois watch the sunset; Lois noting that she feels like Kate Winslet's character in "Titanic", but Peter believes that she was portrayed by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Leonardo DiCaprio is also referenced in the scene. Baby Eddie is similar from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius could be based on Stewie Griffin from Family Guy, both in knowledge and the ability to talk in complete sentences and in a way, he tried to blow  up his mother much similar to Stewie trying to kill Lois. Unlike Stewie though, Eddie never reformed himself. appears in "Clash of the Cousins" The cliffhanger ending where Lois returns to reveal Stewie as her attempted killer is a tribute to part one of the "" two-parter "" with similar cliffhanger music and "To Be Continued..." title cards. Since they're both Trekkies, Seth MacFarlane and David A. Goodman had wanted to use the cliffhanger music from "The Best of Both Worlds" if they ever got up to 100 episodes of "Family Guy". Paramount wouldn't give them the rights, however , so composer Ron Jones, who wrote the music for "The Best of Both Worlds" and several other episodes of "Star Trek: The Next Generation", wrote and recorded the music heard in the episode. While looking for Stewie, Joe and other police officers travel to the Fortress of Solitude, where the maid Consuela works for Superman. Stewie is seen participating on "American Idol" in a cutaway, singing "Lost in Your Eyes" before judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. "American Dad!" characters Stan Smith and Avery Bullock make a crossover appearance in "Lois Kills Stewie" when Stewie hacks into the  supercomputer. This crossover is extended on the Volume 6 DVD when, before the confrontation, Brian and Stewie first bump into Stan and Bullock in the restroom. The episode concludes with a reference to "The Sopranos" as the screen blacks out on Stewie criticizing the series' finale. The news anchor, Tom Tucker, copies Dennis Miller's signature phrase from Weekend Update on "Saturday Night Live", saying, "Well, folks, that's the news, and I am outta here!" while drawing a circle on a paper. "Stewie Kills Lois" features the recurring gag of the Kool-Aid Man bursting through the courtroom wall  at an inopportune time, exclaiming "Oh yeah!" after a series of people in the courtroom say "Oh no!" in turn. The Kool-Aid Man then slowly backs out of the hole in the wall in embarrassment. This time, the judge implores the people of the court to please stop saying "Oh no!," because, as he puts it, "The fucking Kool-Aid guy's gonna keep showing up!" "Lois Kills Stewie" also mocks the varying quality of direct-to-video Disney films in general, in which a cutaway shows Jafar, the main antagonist in "Aladdin", undergoing an eye exam. In  addition, Lois is seen wearing John Rambo's combat outfit from "Rambo III" in her final battle against Stewie. Reception. Ahsan Haque of IGN rated "Stewie Kills Lois" a 9/10, while rating "Lois Kills Stewie" a 9.4/10, saying "For the hundredth episode of "Family Guy", Seth McFarlane and friends tackle the subject of one of Stewie Griffin's greatest ambitions — his not-so-secret desire to kill his mother. For the disturbed fans waiting for some form of a matricidal manifestation, you can feel comfort knowing, without spoiling too much, that the youngest Griffin absolutely means business and ensures that  he doesn't fail this time around. [...] There are some tense courtroom moments, a birthday celebration with the gift of Lionel Richie, a cruise ship, machine guns, and the reappearance of the Kool Aid Man that help round out this carefully crafted and well-told cohesive storyline. With the amount of cheap manatee jokes kept to a reasonable level, this episode also manages to find an excellent balance between comedy and storytelling. It's a fantastic way to celebrate the "Family Guy" one-hundredth episode milestone. [...] With the writers' strike in full effect, it seems that this might be the  last new episode of "Family Guy" we'll be seeing for a while. It's a bittersweet way to end the abruptly short season as the quality is reminiscent of the series' brilliance from the early years and it seems like the show was really starting to hit its stride for the season. Hopefully the series will be able to live up to the high bar set by this two-part classic upon its eventual return." Richard Keller of TV Squad gave "Stewie Kills Lois" a much more negative review. He pointed out that the episode was hyped because before  the episode aired a retrospective premiered featuring clips from the last 99 episodes, he stated that the episode was a huge disappointment. He stated that he did not find the episode funny, but rather disjointed, with little story and too many cutaway gags and flashbacks. In his review of "Lois Kills Stewie", Keller gave a much more positive review. He did mention that the end of the episode was somewhat predictable, as they had killed Cleveland and Stewie. He commented positively to some of the jokes of the episode, and in the overall he mentioned he liked the two episodes , but he was not so keen of the ending of the episode. On her review of "Stewie Kills Lois", Genevieve Koski of "The A.V. Club" rated the episode a B+. She commented that it was "a bit weird" that the show was focusing on Stewie's desire to kill Lois, since in the last couple of seasons the Stewie and Brian dynamic had taken precedence, while Lois was being more foil to Peter than Stewie. She felt that most of the cutaway humor felt familiar and that there was no real moment that would deserve any callback status in future  episodes. She did praise the cliffhanger, stating that she was intrigued about how the storyline would turn out. She also praised the storyline and liked how it was able to create drama. In her review of "Lois Kills Stewie", Koski rated the episode a B, calling the end of the story a bit predictable as she thought that the deaths of Lois, Cleveland and Stewie were a one time joke. She praised and disliked some jokes and gags in the episode, including Stewie demanding praise for his macaroni picture of an owl and Lois' salvation via merman, respectively. She commented  that the fight sequence was extended and highly choreographed. "Lois Kills Stewie" was voted #9, and "Stewie Kills Lois" was voted #8 on BBC Three's list of Top Ten "Family Guy" Episodes.