Commissie voor Mobiliteit en Openbare Werken - donderdag 22 november 2018, 14.00u - Vlaams Parlement
donderdag 22 november 2018, 14.00u - Zaal Antoon Van Dyck Imagine ons was almal so voorbereid! | SKOOR
← Aan almal wat ‘Jagse Meisies’ google en hier uitkom…
Om mooi broodjies te bak →
Tuiste » Skoor Bek » Imagine ons was almal so voorbereid!
Imagine ons was almal so voorbereid!
Posted on Januarie 22, 2010 by Skoor
earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn’t expect you
to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my
jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for
a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 ..45
ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for
it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating
weapon when pointed at your head … isn’t it?!
with that brown sludge in your pants. I’m sure it was even worse walking
bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet
with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to
come help mug us again]..
After I called your mother, or “Momma” as you had her listed in your
cell, I explained the entire episode of what you’d done. Then I went and
filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas
station, — on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took
150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma
Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a
little over a day now, so what ‘s going on with that? Earlier, I managed
to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to the
FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
threatened crime.. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of
these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have
the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path
P.S.. Remember this motto .. An armed society makes for a more civil
14 thoughts on “Imagine ons was almal so voorbereid!”
Januarie 22, 2010 om 11:31 vm	 |
Jis, hoe lekker kry ek nou!
Januarie 24, 2010 om 11:18 vm	 |
A more civil soceity – ek wil dit nog sien, voor ek eendag 138 jaar oud word.
Ek wens net ek kon die simpel ou se gesig op video sien. Dis skreeusnaaks!
Ps. Watter vis sceme hy`s Elvis en kyk tennis?
Januarie 25, 2010 om 12:06 vm	 |
Hm, snaaks, ja. Maar ek sal ook eerder ‘n gun free society voorstaan.
Januarie 25, 2010 om 11:25 vm	 |
Dis ‘n wonder die man is toe nie hof toe gesleep nie
Januarie 25, 2010 om 11:27 vm	 |
Watter vis maak vir al die ander ontbyt in die see?
Januarie 25, 2010 om 11:28 vm	 |
Watter vis? Is altyd vol stront en depro sodra dit Winter is?
Januarie 25, 2010 om 11:35 vm	 |
Skoor – baie dankie dat jy help om ons mense se kinders met skoolklere aan te trek.
Januarie 25, 2010 om 12:58 nm	 |
Nee wat, ek soek ook ‘n gun – een wat so “RATTATTATTATTATTAAAAA” maak
Sien hoe civil raak daai inbreker as jy jou AK uitruk 😉
Januarie 26, 2010 om 8:35 vm	 |
Ja BB, die inbreker sal so semi-outomaties in sy broek skyt!
Januarie 26, 2010 om 4:03 nm	 |
Word nooit `n tiener nie?
Was `n absolute no-no in die ou SA?
Dien oppie een-vis-paneel om seker te maak die anner visse doen nie drugs nie?
Januarie 26, 2010 om 8:51 nm	 |
Baie goed! en nou met die polisie wat se “skiet om dood te skiet” – laat my wonder… [lank terug was dit wat ‘n polisieman wat dit gese het, nou is dit Zuma… [want jy skiet dood om “evidence” uit te wis…het die polisieman gese] ek is voorstaander daarvoor, want hoe anders moet jy jouself teen gemors beskerm.
Januarie 27, 2010 om 11:22 vm	 |
Plesier Boernig. Jy’s pittig met jou vis insetsels 😆
BeeBee, as ons almal net so voorbereid was op die ongenooide skurk se koms, sou minder skurke seker kanse kom neem het.
Nikita, ek en jy kan liefs privaat in debat hieroor gaan. Ek dink ons verstaan mekaar redelik goed teen die tyd. Enigste probleem in die land is dat die skurk onskuldig is tot hy skuldig bewys word. En die onskuldige is skuldig. Punt.
Onthou Zuma het sy eie masjiengeweer song…ratatatatata BeeBee, die ou Grote wil ook skiet!
Januarie 27, 2010 om 11:26 vm	 |
Mnr. Muller, ek is all for peace and quiet. Sowaar. Maar gun free SA sal ‘n droom bly. Ek walg soms as ek dink aan dit wat in my kluis le. Hoekom moet ‘n vrou in soveel vrees leef dat sy genoodsaak is om ‘n vuurwapen aan te skaf?
En moet jy dit elke dag aan jou lyf dra? Gaan jy dit nie kan kry as jy dit die dag nodig het nie…omdat dit toegesluit in jou kluis le?
Dis aaklig. Hoor my.
Girl, miskien het dit nie regtig gebeur nie. Miskien was dit ‘n ou wat regtig beroof is, en toe in retrospek hierdie scenario opgedroom het. Of miskien was die ou ‘n voorbereide Dirty Harry! Ek glo ons mag droom. En ek droom dat hy voorbereid was 😆
Maart 31, 2015 om 10:38 nm	 |