Rag Mop
"Rag Mop" was a popular American song of the late 1940s-early 1950s. The song, a 12-bar blues, was written by Tulsa Western Swing bandleader Johnnie Lee Wills and steel guitarist Deacon Anderson and published in 1949. Considered a novelty song, the lyrics consisted mostly of spelling out the title of the song; because of the spelling used in the song, it is sometimes referred to as "Ragg Mopp". The Wills-Anderson song was adapted from a 1946 release by Henry "Red" Allen, "Get the Mop." While Johnnie Lee Wills and his band recorded it for Bullet  Records in 1950, the most popular version of this song was recorded by The Ames Brothers, and released by Coral Records as catalog number 60140. The song was part of a double-sided hit; the flip side was "Sentimental Me." The record first reached the Billboard magazine charts on January 6, 1950 and lasted 14 weeks on the chart, peaking at #1. The song was re-released in 1951 by Coral as catalog No. 60397, with the flip side "Hoop-Dee-Doo". The group re-recorded the song several times. The 1950 recording is considered an example of proto-rock  and roll as it contained elements that would later go into the defining of the genre. In popular culture. On The Honeymooners episode "Battle of the Sexes" Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton sing the song as they dance and clean the Kramden's apartment. On the "Beany and Cecil" cartoon show, Cecil the Sea-sick Sea Serpent would frequently sing the song. Alvin and the Chipmunks covered the song for their 1965 album "The Chipmunks Sing with Children". This song was played on "M*A*S*H" in Season 9, Episode 6 ("A War for All Seasons"), after Hawkeye and BJ ordered a  radio from the Sears Catalog. The song irritates Major Winchester, as he is a strict classical music lover ("Those people can neither sing nor spell!"). In Season 11, episode 1 ("Hey, Look Me Over"), Nurse Kellye accuses Hawkeye of treating her like a rag mop; when he is taken aback by her comment, she elaborates "That's right! R-A-G-G M-O-P-P, rag mop!" The Jaye Brothers, a Philadelphia-based comedy duo, made an Italian-accented version in 1959. Lou Monte recorded an English/Italian version in 1960 on his album "Italiano USA". In the 1952  Looney Tunes short "Little Red Rodent Hood", Sylvester the cat dresses as a fairy godmother to try to electrocute Little Red Rodent Hood with his wand. The "magic words" he uses are "R-A-G-G M-O-P-P". Allan Sherman parodied this song in 1963 for his album "My Son, the Nut". He renamed it "Rat Fink". Sherman's parody was covered in 1979 by American punk rock band The Misfits, which in turn has since been covered by other punk rock bands. According to numerous biographies, "Rag Mop" was also one of the first songs Elvis Presley  tried out at his first Sun Records recording session in 1954, although no actual recording of him performing the song has to date surfaced. "Rag Mop" was performed by a group of dancing mops on "The Muppet Show". "Rag Mop" by the Ames Brothers was the last single release to hit #1 on the popular charts (Billboard) that was released only on 78 rpm speed at the time of its popularity. After this point in popular music history, every song to hit #1 was released on a 45 rpm record. In the 1970s a version of "Rag Mop," with lyrics  appropriately altered, was used as a commercial jingle for the Canadian soda pop distributor Pop Shoppe. In 1975 the German Rentnerband made a German cover called "Rollmops". In 2019 popular Australian comedian and television host Shaun Micallef performed this song as a gag on the game show "Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation".