The Third Wheel (film)
The Third Wheel is a 2002 American film directed by Jordan Brady and starring Luke Wilson, Denise Richards, Jay Lacopo and Ben Affleck. Its plot concerns a first date between the clumsy, shy Stanley (Luke Wilson) and the gorgeous Diana (Denise Richards), which is interrupted by a homeless man Phil (Jay Lacopo). Plot. After more than a year fantasizing about asking out his co-worker, Stanley (Luke Wilson) finally asks Diana Evans (Denise Richards) out on a date. Meanwhile, their office co-workers form an office pool, including his friend, Michael (Ben Affleck). They are monitoring  the date between Stan and Diana at a type of party, betting on how far Stan will get with the beautiful Diana. One spies on them, following each step of the first date. Stanley hits a homeless man Phil (Jay Lacopo) with his car as they leave the place where they had a drink, on the was to the theatre. The events that follow are far from the night of romance that Stanley had planned. Stanley offers to pay for Phil's things that got broken at impact. Later, after getting the cash from the ATM, seeing he's limping , they take him to the hospital. Stanley tries to sneak away with Diana, but Phil chases them down, throwing himself at his car. They finally get to the open air performance in time for the second act. A random series of monologues of famous figures. Phil reappears, wandering on the stage, and does a randon monologue on bread. He gets a standing ovation. Afterwards, as Stanley accidentally parked in a tow-away zone, Diana and Phil accompany him to get his car. On the bus, Phil has them interact with the others, singing. When they reach the impound, the attendant  is not cooperative, so Diana flirts with him. Close to $150 later, they have the car back. Again, Stanley gets Phil at the ATM, planning to drop him, but has a change of heart, inviting to eat with them. She guides them to a Japanese restaurant, where she and Stanley almost kiss, but her ex shows up. Phil defuses him with a slap, then soothes him singing 'Puff the Magic Dragon'. Later, dropping off Phil, he convinces her to look for a place for him to sleep. It seems that Stanley is shut out. Starting off, he turns back , in time to keep Phil from laying a hand on her. Finally, he is able to surprise her, giving her a kiss. The last scene, we see Phil is OK, not really a slow, homeless guy, but more of a con artist. He throws himself in front of a tow truck, just like he had done with Stanley.