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Baie van die elemente waarmee ons hier by Afrifiksie te doen kry behoort uitsluitlik tot òf wetenskapfiksie òf fantasie. ‘n Voorbeeld hiervan is byvoorbeeld die vermoë om vinniger as die spoed van lig te beweeg – een van die groot kwessies wat in talle stories in wetenskapfiksie voorkom. Toordery daarteenoor kom weer uitsluitlik in die fantasieverhale voor.
Daar is egter sekere elemente wat nie uitsluitlik tot één van die talle kategorieë in die fantastika behoort nie, maar telkens in verskeie daarvan voorkom. In hierdie gedeelte ruim ons plek in om sekere van hierdie gemeenskaplike eienskappe van nader te beskou. Ietsie vir die lagspiere!! - Page 40 - Stormfront
12-02-2007, 06:15 AM #391
I do not know whether the meid is the same ,but when I was operated a kafferkie got up after the operation and -dazed- walked to the WC,so naakt soos 'n drollekie met die selfde haar krullekies as op sy kop
I even told him that he should shave his head before going to the toilet,not to confuse the one from the other.
Why ,he asked
Well :die ene kan jy aftrek,die andere kan jy nie ontrek nie.
Why he asked again
I said:"Surely your wife is not prone to a watermelon???"
OK, show me your ballz.
A few days later,visiting the our Specialist,I was rapped over the fingers, smiling"not to make jokes like that with his patients.
12-02-2007, 06:17 AM #392
Dis soos 'n kat in die sak koop.
in English: This is like a "bag" hopping sad sag. Huh?what???/No???
I do like the joke(not mine though, I am going to make an A4 copy and put it on the front door
with the caption:Wipe your feet and give me MY wallet before you leave the house.
12-02-2007, 05:44 PM #393
Koos is besig om liefde te maak toe sy bokkie 'n epileptiese aanval kry.
Koos jaag met haar na dokter wat vra wat's fout?
Koos: Ek dink haar orgasme haak vas.
Vroue is soos melk, eers word hulle suur en dan word hulle dik!
Blonde verpleegtertjie sê vir ou Oom: Af met die broekie, dat ons gou kan skeer.
Verpleegstertjie: Snert! Oom hier staan verwyder Horingvlies!
Koos tel 'n engelse stukkie in 'n kroeg op en vra? Jou plek of myne?
Sy sê: "I'm sorry, I'm on my menstrual cycle"
Hy sê: Dis fokkol, ons laai hom sommer op my bakkie.
Snaakse ding gebeur.....Sit Sondag innie kerk toe die ou langs my skielik 'n sigaret aansteek. Ek skrik so groot ek laat val amper my bier!!
Jy het 'n yster te kort.
Jy kort dadelik 'n SPYKER!
Gehoor jy mag nie meer praat van 'n hoer nie?
Dit is nou 'n Horisontale Stres Verligtings Konsultant!
Ek is nou net gearesteer as die lelikste poepol in die land.
Wil jy nie asb. stasie toe kom en vir hulle jou gesig kom wys, sodat hulle kan sien dat hulle 'n groot fout maak nie
Hoekom kyk 'n non nie na haar noenoe as sy stort nie?
Die Bybel sê " jy mag nie neerkyk op die werkloses nie"
'n Mens moet nooit lag as 'n "dief" op 'n fiets deur 'n trein getrap word nie. Dit kan moontlik jou fiets wees.
Wanneer mag mens 'n dwergie bliksem?
As hy close dans met jou vrou en sê haar hare ruik lekker!!!!!!!!!!
Hierdie is 'n dringende boodskap van die Nasionale Bevolkings Registrateur: Jou geboorte was 'n fout. Jy moet onmiddelik na jou naaste Kliniek gaan om uitgesit te word. Ons vra nederig om verskoning vir enige ongerief!
Suid Afrikaners is bekend vir die K_K wat hulle maak as hulle die goed drink!!!!
Michael Jackson is skuldig bevind en ter dood veroordeel.
Hulle gaan hom smelt en plastic karretjies van hom maak sodat die seuntjies hom ook kan stoot.
12-02-2007, 05:58 PM #394
Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same. A young couple got
married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride
immediately called her mother. "Well", said her mother, "so how was the
honeymoon?" "Oh mama", she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home! ! PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm
down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me,
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
12-03-2007, 02:32 AM #395
No wonder you are close to the Atlantic,there they do not dust, wash or iron the cook
12-03-2007, 03:23 AM #396
We're just clever; we get the men to do it
12-03-2007, 03:43 AM #397
I hate to hear what women are doing,besides ??????????????
Judging Campsbay coast,they just troll along, snaring some foreigners,to pay for their man's "dishwashing" liquids.
12-03-2007, 04:07 AM #398
PAS OP VIR JOU!!
Can't speak (or in this case type) for other woman. Anyway, Campsbay is a bit too upperclass for me (i'm very down to earth and dislike snobs)
I, personally, am looking after Ryan - my 3 week old son
12-03-2007, 05:35 AM #399
Klippies maar jy is mos 'n Hollandertjie? so seker ook maar blond of hoe.
12-03-2007, 07:49 AM #400
My son lives in Campsbay.He is not a snob(?????????????).
He is more like a strawberry crinkle pop, morning crunch muncher
I hate going to Camps, going up the steps and down the steps and parking the car in impossible places,but I do like the dollies prancing up and down,out and in the restaurants along the shop fronts. Then being picked-up in a Maseratie.BMW and Mercs, to be dropped again in a WV beetle.19voetsek year.
Halleluya 3 weeks old ,you made it.