Boer boer hoe gaan dit? | OLGA SE OKSELTJIES
Boer boer hoe gaan dit?
Julie 7, 2014 at 11:40 nm Olga	12 Kommentaar
As een dier vrek van honger, is dit ‘n hartseer storie. As tagtig vrek, is dit ‘n tragedie. Veral as die vrektes op dieselfde plaas is. Een waar droogte nie hoogty vier nie, nee, nee. Eerder is dit ‘n plaas wat as ‘n simbool bekom is. Maar nou ja, boer wil ons boer. Dit wys ons is wit.
Laat ons dink, “Wat kan tog witter as “boer” wees? Eers was dit ‘n sekere room wat hulle gebruik het om hulle velle wit (sug) te maak. Die room het anders as Michael Jackson se room, eerder swart velle ‘n paar verskillende skakerings oranje getint. Wat die volgers van hierdie kultuur bekend laat word het as “Coke en Fanta.” Dan is daar die pruike. Dis deesdae ‘n rare gesig om ‘n swart vrou te sien met haar eie natuurlike hare. Maar om die wit ding nou deeglik te wil doen, moet ‘n swart mens ‘n boer word. Dit is hoekom grond hervorming sal voortgaan. Kryt maar eerder díe huidige geslag boere, of dan landbouers uit as gronddiewe en eis grond, plase terug waarvoor jou voorouers jare gelede vegoed was. Al was dit met ‘n hand vol twak of ‘n bottel bier. Vir hulle was dit maklik om te ruil aangesien die grond buitendien nie aan hulle behoort het nie.
Maar ek dwaal af. Sien as ‘n boer nou in die Kaap loop sit terwyl haar lewende hawe vrek van die honger en tot kanibalisme gedwling word, dan sal die Landbank vorentoe tree en se “Ja, sy het ‘n lening sy betaal vir die plaas.” Die plaaseienaar kan nie verantwoordelik gehou word as haar werk haar in die Kaap hou terwyl haar werkers gedros het en haar diere omkom van honger en dors nie. Sy is darem nou van die witste wittes. Sy is ‘n boer. Wie doen dit? Vra maar vir Thandi Modise. Boere is mos wit.
Gedagte van die: “Kill the famah kill the boer!” Huh? Wie het nou weer so gese?
Viva vir die keuringsproses.	Daardie kultuur
1. malmanie | Julie 7, 2014 om 11:56 nm
dis nou wragtag een rede waar ek nooit aan gedink het nie. en op n deurmekaar manier maak dit net sin.
2. Koh Lian Fong | Julie 27, 2014 om 2:19 nm
My broers en suster van Asië land, Ek is Miss Koh Lian Fong van Singapoer; Ek was in die behoefte van ‘n lening ‘n paar maande gelede. Ek moes ‘n lening my restaurant en kroeg, toe een van my lang tyd sakevennoot stel my aan die hierdie goeie en betroubare lening uitlener Mr.ZHANG wat my help met ‘n lening te bekom, en is rentekoers is baie laag is, dank God vandag is. Ek is nou ‘n suksesvolle sakevrou, en ek nuttig geword. In die lewe van ander, ek hou nou ‘n restaurant en kroeg. En sowat 22 werkers, dank God vir my lewe is ek goed verlaat het vandag ‘n gelukkige ma met drie kinders, te danke aan wat jy Mr.HZANG Nou kan ek sorg vir my pragtige familie, kan ek nou my faktuur betaal. Ek is nou die broodwinner van my familie. As jy kyk vir ‘n betroubare en betroubare lening leier. Jy kan e-pos hom via, (ZHANGLOANCOMPANY@YAHOO.COM Pls vertel hom mis Koh Lian Fong, vorm Singapore bekendstel aan hom. THANKS
3. Klip | Julie 27, 2014 om 6:04 nm
A: He makes you an offer you can’t understand.
4. Klip | Julie 27, 2014 om 5:08 nm
Miss Koh Lian Fong sum ting mus be wong
5. Klip | Julie 27, 2014 om 5:14 nm
Ek ken ook n miss Zhatang ma van satan
6. Klip | Julie 27, 2014 om 5:25 nm
This loan must be Fa Kin Su Pah
7. Olga | Julie 27, 2014 om 8:41 nm
om in S.A iets werd te wees.
8. Klip | Julie 27, 2014 om 5:30 nm
Learn even more chinese!
Dildo – Fun Toi
Ex-wife – Fa Kin Sau
Where´s the restroom? – Ai Pe Nau
I absolutely agree! – No Daut
Jesus Child – Ho Li Boi
Dogshit under my shoe – Stin Kin Puh
Stop teasing me! – Tat Nut Fun
Annoying kid – Hit Tat Boi
Cough up some dough! – Pei Nau
Go for a ride for free – Hit Hai King
I think our friend is homo – He Gai
Your price is too high – Ai No Bai Dam Ting
I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi
Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao
Hey, I think we have a serious problem here! – Sum Ting Wong
Having an early orgasm – Kum Tu Suun
Saying the same thing several times – Ri Pi Ting
Are You horny? – Yu Har Dik
You´re just so stupid – Fak Ju
I just get drunk so easy – On Li Tu
Oh, You´ve been smoking as well? – Ju Tu Hai
I´ve got something in my eye – Aut Mai Ai
You explained that before, but finally I understand – Ai See Nau
Listen baby, isn´t that a pretty and romantic sky tonight? – Mun So Brait
Let´s get outta here and that fast as hell! – Fa Kin Run
Oh, just look at that Ferrari! – Big Boi Toi
I´m just so horny – Ma Dik Big
As I said before, Microsoft sucks! – Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
I told You that´s he´s extremely ticklish! – Jum Pin Hai
Hey buddy, I know it´s winter, but not THAT cold to pee outdoor – Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
Ok listen, this got to look like an accident – Hit Mai Ai
He’s cleaning his automobile – He Wa Shing Ka
Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting
I thought you were on a diet? – Wai Yu Mun Ching
Your body odor is so offensive – Yu Stin Ki Pu
I didn´t know that You knew the lyrics to The Macarena – Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
Phew, this bathroom stink! – Hu Flung Dung
Are you harboring a fugitive? – Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me as soon as possible – Kum Hia Nao
I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
Our meeting is scheduled for next week! – Wai Yu Kum Nao
9. Klip | Julie 27, 2014 om 6:15 nm
A: No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.
A: A car thief who can’t actually drive is born. Everything is made in China. Except for babies, they’re made in VaChina.
A: All the rice is gone and 3 hours later they’re still trying to backup out of the driveway.
A: You allergic to bees…..Good! Get A’s or C your way out of my house.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can’t drive!
10. Klip | Julie 27, 2014 om 6:24 nm
How to Tell if You’re Chinese
Top Twenty Tips To Look For
Your dad is some sort of engineer.
You ask your parents for help on one maths problem and 2 hours later, they’re still lecturing.
Everybody thinks you’re “Chinese” no matter what part of Asia your ancestors are/were from.
At least once, you’ve started a joke with the phrase: “Confucius said….”
You know what bok choy is.
Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Chinese, like the ever so popular: ching cha wa woo bok chi ping ….
At least one member in your family wears black wire/plastic framed glasses.
Your parents say, “Calculus?!! I took calculus in the 8th grade!!!”
Everybody thinks you know karate/tae kwon do.
Your parents’ vocabulary is filled w/ “Ai-yah” and “Wah’s”.
You never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation Chinese food.
You learned the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents.
People see a bunch of scribbles on a pair of chopsticks and they ask you to translate the funny Chinese words.
Your parents made you play the piano, the violin, or both.
You have sticks, leaves, dried skin and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
11. Olga | Julie 27, 2014 om 8:45 nm
😉 Werk jy weer h.erskof Klip? Of is dit nou poeliesman skof?
12. Klip | Julie 28, 2014 om 7:10 vm
Hi Olga , ek werk al va die 28ste Junie elke dag 07:00:19:00. Sal nog so aangaan tot omtrent die 3de Aug.