Hedz
Hedz was a children's satirical show produced by BBC Scotland for CBBC which parodied various celebrities and politicians as large cardboard cut-outs over people's faces (sometimes with clothing that resembles the celebrity). Voices were provided by Tim Dann, Rupert Degas, Peter Dickson, Adam Longworth, and Kate O'Sullivan. The first series aired during the second series of the children's Saturday morning show TMi on BBC Two in 2007. A second series was produced in 2010 and was aired as part of Sam & Mark's TMi Friday on the CBBC Channel. Recurring gags. In Hedz, there are  half-minute to a minute short gags, which are similar in one way or another for each character(s). Twists. For the last episode of Hedz, they created twists for some of the sketches. Series 2. In the second series, Hedz features several new characters and sketches in addition to returning ones. Top Gear: Instead of a car, Jeremy Clarkson reviews an ordinary household or office appliance, treating it like it is an authentic motor, much to Richard Hammond's despair as he is the only one that can see sense. Hammond eventually summons The Stig to run down Clarkson and  end his humiliating reports. James May often appears wanting to have a go on what Clarkson is reviewing. Alan Sugar hires a celebrity to be a substitute teacher, but ends up firing them do to the celebrity doing something they were told not to do. Ross Kemp Nature Trails: Ross Kemp attempts to show viewers how to use squirrels in day to day survival methods when lost in a forest, but his suggestions always disturb or endanger a squirrel, forcing them to take action against him and drag him away to parts unknown. The Police Fruit and Vegetable Unit: Police  officers PC Gav Matthew Horne and PC Smithy James Corden try to catch the elusive "Fruit and Vegetable Thief" (secretly Jamie Oliver) who has been stealing fruit and vegetables, but ends up giving them the slip. Later on, they have lunch at The Healthy Snacks Bar, where they compliment Jamie on the food he has made for them, claiming he got the ingredients from somewhere (when really they were from the fruit and vegetable that he stole earlier). He then proceeds to lie to them about the thief's whereabouts, causing them to leave the bar, in which he then  giggles to the audience on how they'll never figure out who the thief really is. Fearne and Holly's World Tour: Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby are on a world tour, but they're too busy on their phones that they don't notice what is happening in the background like the Leaning Tower of Pisa taking off like a rocket. For Lady Gaga, she starts out going for a walk, until something falls on her head like a seagull or a piano, in which she will then cry about it, only for Gok Wan to appear to tell  her that she actually looks fabulous, making her feel better as a result, much to the annoyance of the announcer. Usually her "new hat" often backfires on her, such as her "seagull hat" flying with her attached to it. The Ant and Dec sketch returns, but their location has been changed from a forest to a caravan park. Harry Hill's Useful Safety Tips: Harry Hill offers useful safety tips, that usually involves him doing something dangerous, in which he announces "what could possibly go wrong", only to be hit by a large object offscreen, in which he'll respond  with "what are the chances of that happening, eh?". Harry Hill's head also appears in animated segments that involves an egg shaped version of his head getting into scenarios that always ends with it getting squashed. Jackie Chan's After School Club: Similar to the "Jackie Can" sketches, only this time, Jackie Chan teaches children certain school tips like eating a packed lunch or packing a school bag. The sketches always end with Jackie Chan breaking his back, in which he responds "Jackie back! It go crack!" Zac and Vanessa's Exciting Night In: The sketch always starts off  with a flashy intro, but when it finishes, the sketch usually shows Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens doing something not very exciting like changing the TV channel. For Cheryl Cole, she is often seen on a date with a random male celebrity, only for a jealous Joe McElderry to trick him into leaving, just so he can have Cheryl all to himself. Name That Cheese: James May appears as a contestant where he tries to name a certain cheese but ends up not knowing what it is. The Lewis Hamilton Living Room Grand Prix sketch has been changed into the  Bedroom Grand Prix and they have scrapped Hamilton in favour of a different celebrity each time. Doctor Who M.D.: The Doctor (now represented by a "head" of Matt Smith) and his nurse Amy (Karen Gillan) "diagnose" patients with simple medical emergencies, but instead of coming to normal conclusions, The Doctor assumes the ailments have been caused by alien intervention or a torque in the space/time continuum and attempts an over-the-top means of dealing with the problem that, in several instances, disintegrates the patients. Anne Robinson's Bedtime Story: Miley Cyrus is reading a bedtime story to Anne  Robinson, who in term, questions the logic of each story, much to Miley's annoyance. But once she goes off to bed before the story is even finishes, Miley then proceeds to make her curious about a certain part of it, in which she then turns off the light before Anne has the chance of knowing. Inside Beyoncé's Mind: Beyoncé and Jay-Z are at a restaurant ordering food. Whenever Jay-Z offers two different orders of food to Beyoncé, she can't seem to decide what she wants. The camera will then zoom into her mind where Simon  Cowell, Alesha Dixon and Louis Walsh, in an X-Factor style judge stand, decide on which food she is getting. Once the judges make the decision, the camera zooms out from her mind and makes her order. Only to then be pelted with the very food she ordered, in which she responds "bad decision". Harry Potter vs Twilight: Harry Potter attempts to petition himself into a role in the new "Twilight" movie under the motif that "wizards are cool"; in doing so he constantly interrupts key moments of filming with the film's iconic lead characters. For Jay-Z, he  starts off rapping how he always used to collaborate with other artists, and proceeds to introduce a new artist he is collaborating with, only for their rapping to be less than stellar, in which he'll respond with "oh man, what was I thinking?!!". Bargain Time!: In a retail store, a celebrity asks Karen Gillan about the details of a specific item they are looking for, with Louis Spence listening in hoping they ask for a bargain. Karen, not wanting them to go for a bargain, will direct the celebrity to different product varieties, but the celebrity refuses, stating that  they are looking for a bargain. This prompts Louis to go into a complete song and dance number about all the different offers of the product, transforming the store into a disco and making a mess in the process. Once the song and dance number is done, the manager always calls Karen to clean up the mess just made in that particular isle, much to her annoyance. For Alexandra Burke, an announcer will state if she is struggling with something and would like some help with it, such as writing an autobiography. She asks the announcer if he could help  her, in which he will decline, but knows to perfect person to help her; Amir Khan, who then proceeds to "help her out" by destroying the very item she was using with his boxing gloves, much to her dismay. Random Team: At the conclusion of most (not all) of the episode of this season, this sketch airs. It focuses mainly on a celebrity, mainly actress Rita Simons (as her "EastEnders" character Roxy Mitchell), former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham and singer Pixie Lott, having a minor accident in their kitchen and summoning the awkwardly paired team of Barack Obama, Gok Wan  and Gordon Ramsay to help him or her deal with the issue. Despite some suggestions, the trio offer nothing that helps remedy the situation and eventually always allow Gordon to destroy the kitchen in order to "fix" the issue before leaving for another assignment. Awards. In 2008 "Hedz" was nominated for BAFTA Children's Kids Vote Award.