Killing All the Right People
"Killing All the Right People" is the 26th episode of the sitcom "Designing Women". Originally airing on October 5, 1987, as the fourth episode of the second season. It features Tony Goldwyn as Kendall Dobbs, a young man dying of AIDS who asks the women to design his funeral. Series creator Linda Bloodworth-Thomason's mother died of AIDS and her experience with her mother's disease and the prejudice associated with it inspired the episode. Plot. Kendall Dobbs (Tony Goldwyn), a young interior designer and friend to the Sugarbaker firm, approaches the women with  an unusual request: He wants them to design his funeral. Kendall is gay and dying of AIDS. At first the firm is reluctant but agrees to take the assignment. Later, Mary Jo (Annie Potts) is at a PTA meeting at which a resolution to the school board about distributing birth control to students on request is being discussed. Mary Jo is in favor both for preventing pregnancies and for preventing the spread of HIV. A decision is made to hold a debate the following week. Mary Jo, as the only person to speak in favor of the proposal, is reluctantly  drafted to argue for it. Mary Jo frets a few days later over what she is going to say at the meeting and about being nicknamed the "Condom Queen". (Suzanne concurs, adding that it's not a title that even she herself would try out for.) She notes that she wishes she had some of Julia's eloquence and passion when expressing herself in such situations, and asks Julia if she can get "fired up", so that Mary Jo can watch and learn; Julia explains that she "doesn't feel fired up right now". Kendall drops by to go over  the arrangements. He is shocked when Charlene (Jean Smart) casually takes his hand, saying that even some of the nurses in the hospital refused to enter his room. In the background, Imogene Salinger (Camilla Carr), an acquaintance of Julia's and a client of the firm, overhears the plans for the funeral and states that gay men like Kendall are getting what they deserve. "As far as I'm concerned, this disease has one thing going for it: it's killing all the right people." Julia (Dixie Carter) angrily confronts Imogene over her belief that AIDS is God's punishment  for homosexuality. "Imogene, get serious! Who do you think you're talking to?! I've known you for 27 years, and all I can say is, if God was giving out sexually transmitted diseases to people as a punishment for sinning, then "you" would be at the free clinic "all the time"! And so would the "rest" of us!" Imogene storms out of the store, announcing that she will take her business elsewhere in the future while Julia in turn tells her that bigots like her will not be welcomed at her firm. Julia slams the door on her. It  is noted that during the confrontation, Suzanne sticks up for Kendall by asking that if AIDS was so rampant in the gay community, "Then how come lesbians get it less?" At the PTA debate, Mary Jo struggles to make her points but is cut off repeatedly by the opposing parent. As Kendall enters with Anthony (Meshach Taylor), Mary Jo is finally able to articulate her closing statement: The meeting applauds Mary Jo and the camera cuts to Kendall and freezes on his face. The last shot of the episode shows Kendall's funeral. A closed coffin is shown and the  room is designed as Kendall requested. A Dixieland band plays "Just a Closer Walk with Thee". All of the ladies and Bernice (Alice Ghostley) are in attendance. Production. "Killing All the Right People" was written by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, the creator of "Designing Women", whose mother died after contracting AIDS from a blood transfusion. Although there was a screening test available that could have been used to identify unsafe blood, not all blood banks utilized it, allowing infected blood to be unknowingly spread through transfusions. During her mother's illness, Bloodworth-Thomason saw the prejudice people with AIDS experience, particularly  the prejudice against gay men with AIDS. The episode's title is derived from a comment she overheard in the hospital: "The good thing about AIDS is that it's killing all the right people." She incorporated a version of the remark into the script. Awards. "Killing All the Right People" was nominated for two Emmy Awards. Linda Bloodworth-Thomason was nominated for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series and Roger Bondelli received a nomination for Outstanding Editing for a Series - Multi-Camera Production.