Boervrou | Plaasvars
26/06/2015 deur boervrou
Wraggies oorweeg ek weer om te begin skryf, ek mis dit. Boetman is nou in die groot skool en hy slaap al mooi deur. AS hy nie ‘games’ speel saam met Boerman nie! Die 3 bloeisels eet my uit die huis en is nou al 3 pragtige blomme. (Checkers se bestuur het my laasweek gevra om asb nie op te hou koop by hulle nie, want die winkel se verkope het met n stewige 33% geval laasweek. Nadat ek hom Camomile-tee ingejaag het, en mooi vir hom verduidelik het ek was net siek, (die kids het van KFC gelewe), het die man opgehou pleit en soebat!)
Ek se altyd dankie tog hulle is mooi. Maar laasweek was ek REGTIG BLY!! Ek roep Middel-Blom, vra asb vir Jik, kyk in die gang-kas se ek. Middelblom: Ma hier is nie Jik nie ,ma kan maar self kom kyk, ek kyk mooi, hier is net bleachhh… Nou ja, so is ons almal bly vir ons seeninge. Lekker Wyndag vir almal
Posted in Vrydag | Tagged Boerman, Boetman, Checkers, eet, familie, Jik, kinders | 2 Comments »
05/06/2015 deur boervrou
This person is moderating her comments, so the truth will NEVER be heard
24/02/2010 deur boervrou
Bye blogging! Dankie vir al die pelle wat ek gemaak het. Ek gaan die meeste nie van julle nie mis nie, want ek sien julle darem op Facebook!
‘n Laaste grappie voor ek gaan.
The interviewer says, ‘That will give you five extra points toward employment,’ and then asks, ‘Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, ‘Yes 100%..an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.’
The guy is puzzled and says, ‘If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don’t you want me to be here before 10 AM?
‘This is a government job,’ the interviewer says. ‘For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that…
18/02/2010 deur boervrou
WoW dit is omtrent lank. Ek wonder of ek my asem 19 sekondes kan ophou!
Swiss diver has broken the world record for holding his breath underwater – for 19 minutes and 21 seconds.Freediver Peter Colat, 38, said the first 12 minutes without air were ‘no problem’ after plunging into a water tank at a holiday fair in St Gallen, Switzerland.Mr Colat smashed the previous record held by Italian Nicola Putignano by 19 seconds.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1251251/Freediver-breaks-record-holding-breath-underwater–19-minutes-21-seconds.html#ixzz0fuQVNHzy
Posted in mans, ongewoon | Tagged asem ophou, lang asem, ongewoon, weird, wereld rekord | 1 Comment »
27/01/2010 deur boervrou
Weirdo van die week het probeer om ‘n rekord op te stel vir die langste advertensie aanlyn, wat seker ok is. Die weird gedeelte is nie wat hy doen nie,maar waarmee…
David Sheath said: “I broke up with my girlfriend and thought this would be a great way to get through it. Sheath is making a Guinness World Record attempt by hand-painting his entire car (Fiat 500) in pink nail polish.
David Sheath, a former semi-professional footballer, used 131 bottles of pink nail polish to turn a brand new Fiat 500 into a glossy vision of fuchsia.
Mr Sheath is now waiting to hear back from judges at the Guinness Book of World Records to confirm his non-stop viral as the longest online advert ever.
Posted in mans, ongewoon, Snaaks | Tagged cutex, kar, mans, naellak, ongewoon, pienk, Snaaks, verf, weird, wereld rekord | 26 Comments »
Lewendige gogga gebruik as borsspeld EN ‘gekonfiskeer’.
Dis nou weird! ‘n Vrou moes haar gogga-borspeld ingee by die grens omdat dit lewendig is en syt nie papiere vir die ‘insek’ nie!
U.S. customs officers stopped a woman on her way into the country because she was wearing a jewel-encrusted beetle as a brooch – and it was alive.
The live insect – which is studded with gemstones and gold – was fastened to her sweater by a gold chain and safety pin but was able to wander on her jumper.
Posted in ongewoon, Snaaks | Tagged borspeld, gogga, grens, ongewoon, pes, tor | 8 Comments »
Posted in mans, ongewoon, Snaaks, Vrouens | Tagged liefde | 9 Comments »