There's a Hole in My Bucket
"There's a Hole in My Bucket" (or "...in the Bucket") is a children's song based on a protracted dialogue between two characters, Henry and Liza, about a leaky bucket. Various versions exist but they differ only slightly, all describing a "deadlock" situation essentially as follows: Henry's bucket leaks, so Liza tells him to repair it. To fix the leaky bucket, he needs straw. To cut the straw, he needs a knife. To use the knife, he needs to sharpen it. But the sharpening stone must be damp, so he needs  water. But to fetch water, he needs the bucket, which has a hole in it. In honour of the song, people celebrate National Hole in My Bucket Day on May 30 every year. Lyrics. <poem style=margin-left:2em> There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole. With what shall I mend it, dear Liza, dear Liza? With what shall I mend it, dear Liza, with what? The straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza, The straw is too long, dear Liza, too  long. With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza? With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what? The knife is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza, The knife is too dull, dear Liza, too dull. With what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza? With what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, with what? The stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza, The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry. With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza? With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, with what? In what shall  I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza? In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, in what? But there's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.</poem> Origins and development. The earliest known archetype of this song seems to be in the German collection of songs "Bergliederbüchlein" (c 1700). It is set as a dialogue between a woman named "Liese", and an unnamed man. In later German sources the song is reproduced under the title of "Heinrich und Liese" and credited as a folk song from  Hesse. In the 19th century it was sung as a commercium song and printed in the 1858 "Kommersbuch". The renowned song collection "Deutscher Liederhort" (3 volumes, 1856–1894) edited by Ludwig Erk and Franz Magnus Böhme includes the song, relating it also to the Flemish song "Mooy Bernardyn" ("Wat doet gy in het groene veld ?"). The German song became even more widespread when it was included in the famous Wandervogel songbook "Der Zupfgeigenhansl" in 1909. In George Korson's "Pennsylvania Songs and Legends" (1949) there is a song with meter closer to the modern English version and beginning thus: This was  collected in 1940, and is earlier than any known English-language version. This suggests that it might be a traditional "Pennsylvania Dutch" (i.e. German) song. Ed McCurdy recorded it in 1958 on "Children's Songs". Harry Belafonte recorded it with Odetta in 1960. It reached No. 32 in the UK Singles Chart in September 1961. In his book "Where Have All the Flowers Gone: A Singer's Songs, Stories, Seeds, Robberies" (1993), Pete Seeger refers to it as an originally German song, "Lieber Heinrich". "Songs Along the Mahantongo: Pennsylvania Dutch Folksongs" (1951), by Boyer, Buffington, & Yoder, has a version These  German-American versions all have Henry as the foolish questioner and Lisa as the common-sense woman. An English version of the song existed by 1937, when it was quoted in the novel "Starting Point" by Cecil Day-Lewis. In 1953, Flanders and Swann wrote a parody named "There's a Hole in My Budget" satirising the British budget deficit, substituting the Prime Minister Winston Churchill and Chancellor Rab Butler for Henry and Liza, respectively. They rerecorded it in 1974, updating the characters to Harold Wilson and Denis Healey. Czech lyrics were written by M. Bukovič, who stayed true to  the English lyrics of the song and only translated it while keeping the rhyme. It was first sung by the band Fešáci in 1977 by their front man Michal Tučný. A Hebrew version was written by Israeli songwriter Dan Almagor and was recorded in 1961, sung by Yossi Banai and Yona Atari. In a 1963 (April 27th) episode of "Saint Germain De Prés", Dorus (Tom Manders) sang a Dutch version of the song on television. It was later released as single Philips 327 529 JF. In a 1966 episode of "The Dean Martin Show", Dean Martin and George Gobel sang  a version of the song on television. It was also performed by Jim Henson as Henry and Rita Moreno as Liza on "Sesame Street". This song is featured in "The Railway Series" book "Tank Engine Thomas Again" in the story "Thomas Goes Fishing". This does not appear in the TV series episode. The first lines are sung by a Hybrid being in the science-fiction TV series "Battlestar Galactica", in the 2009 episode "Islanded in a Stream of Stars." It is a reference to an eternal, unresolvable cycle, an infinite loop, which is relevant to the show's themes. There