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10 Jun 2016 @ 06:39:32 am
1) in a family way part... 3 sub section....Oh heck I forget
Anyhow, eyes opened yesterday and the tweetjies (Aiden & Kaylin) are suffering from a serious case of "smotherhood" (motherhood)
Gesprek met n 5 yaar
Sy: - hoekoem is die oooe toe?
Ek: - Want hulle oe is so sag en een van die ander hondtjies kan dalk dit seer maak, dus hoekom ouma natuur hou dit toe todat hulle oe sterk genoeg is...
Sy: - Oooooooo
Bietjie stilte dan
Sy:- Weet hulle hoe om klein babatjies te he?
Ek vir myself: - EEK! O-DINGAMELERIE HIER KOM N DING.....
Ek vir die klein ding: - Nie nou al, hulle is nog te klein... (Sweat... Sweat)
Sy: - Hoe sal hulle leer?
Ek:- Ouma natuur sal hulle leer, maar nie nou nie. Hulle moet eers leer om te stap, hoe om te eet wat om te eet en as hulle grooter is sal ouma natuur vir hulle leer
Sy: - Oooooo.................... Dan gaan hulle gooie maa's en paas wees
Ek:- Ja my kind net die beste. Ouma natuur sal kyk daarna, nes Scruffy....
Sy: - Oupa ek is baie lief vir scruffy....
Ek: - En sy is lief vir jou, kyk, sy laat dit toe dat jy haar abatjies vashou...
SHOE... PROBLEEM vermy....
Anyway to other matters...
When is adminn gonna give the ladies a turn? We've had red / green / blue... When's it gonna be pink?
Admin please give mouth-to-mouth resusitation to the August thingie.... I got's a surprise up my sleeve...
Fluit-fluit my storie's uit...
10 Jun 2016 @ 07:56:41 am
Hehe. Baie mooi Warren. Voorspoed ve jou en die "familie"
Ek sou ook graag n klein scruffie wou gehad het maar Elma s� NEE. Ons het vreeslik gesuffer na my kat, Romeo, se heengaan. Was nie baie lekker om hom na die vet te neem en te vra hulle moet hom uitsit nie. Hy was al 16 jaar oud.. kon nie meer loop of eet nie.
10 Jun 2016 @ 09:33:26 am
Now Warren, that was the perfect opportunity to tell her about the birds and the bees! No, man you disappoint me, I thought you would be able to do that with ease.
Yep, I also enjoy the different colours. Agree, pink would be nice! Just not red again, that did not work for me last time.
10 Jun 2016 @ 09:45:04 am
Blue is MY favourite colour - it matches my complexion in winter!
So - blue it is. !!!
10 Jun 2016 @ 09:54:39 am
Ag nee, Willie, jy mag nie jouself voortrek nie. OK, 1st September, start of spring, it must be pink.
10 Jun 2016 @ 09:56:02 am
My little 5 year old granddaughter came across their two hunting dogs busy mating.
She ran back to her mom and said:
"Mom, Mom, Snowdrop and Wheatbix are getting married again!"
10 Jun 2016 @ 10:06:24 am
Pink WILL only suite my complexion in the middle of summer, after spending the day on the beach!!!
10 Jun 2016 @ 10:50:43 am
That's a good one Douglas. It reminded me, my son (now 44) was also about 5 years old, when we had a staffie and someone brought their staffie so they could mate. I actually tried to keep my son away but he was too excited to see this dog that came to visit. So, the inevitable question, "Mamma wat doen hulle?" "Basjan's bum is a little itchy, so he is just scratching himself against his friend." Now the embarrasing part of my tale, afterwards when they were stuck together for what seemed like forever my son said "Hoekom juk Basjan se boudjies so lank???"
10 Jun 2016 @ 10:53:49 am
I'll tell Warren to sort you out
11 Jun 2016 @ 11:02:35 am
Mooi Warren, dink nogal vinnig.
Wys bietjie fotos.
11 Jun 2016 @ 13:25:18 pm
He He Douglas lekke een die van weer trou , ou Warren jy is nou oupa jy moet geniet
11 Jun 2016 @ 16:08:44 pm
Laat my dink. Dit was sulke tyd vir madam en om die misters weg te hou en die kinders se bekke en ogies toe... mamma vra pappa om iets te doen. So by so smeer hy met n lappie biki petrol aan. Nous almal happy tot so n rukkie daarna,,,,, hier kom klein koos ingehardloop... Ma tiekie se petrol het opgeraak, maar moenie worry nie ek sien die buurman se brakkie tou haar huis toe.
13 Jun 2016 @ 12:09:08 pm
Aint worried 'bout your complexion young man....
It's the ladies turn to have pink.... Shocking neon pink....