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Sout van die Aarde?
Februarie 28, 2010 deur Louwie
Maar as die sout laf geword het!
I said,’Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.’
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said ‘We’re sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.’
Do not confuse the girls at MacD’s.
We haven’t used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park ,Nr Watford UK
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason:
‘Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don’tthink this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.’
My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a Mexican taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimum lettuce.’ He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettucee.
From South Oxhey Herts , UK …
Happened Luton Airport ….. UK
When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. ‘Hey,’ I announced to the Mechanic “It’s open!’
They walk among us… and the scary part is that they have the RIGHT TO VOTE and REPRODUCE!
Posted in Louwie | Tagged Idiot sightings | 6 Kommentaar
op Maart 1, 2010 at 7:28 vm Huisvrou
Oh!!! Watch out for the Brits……. It seems to run in the UK-blood 😆
Dit was nou kostelik, ergste van als is dat ons elkeen maar sulke “blonde” oomblikke het.
op Maart 1, 2010 at 9:09 vm demoerin
😆 … daai een oor die deer-crossing… bwahahahaha.
Elk geval, dis sad ja dat ons nie die mensdom kan help en dat daar ‘n wettige idioot-jagseisoen is nie.
op Maart 1, 2010 at 10:59 vm Joh
Hêi, as dit nie vir hierie ouens wassie, wavoor sou ons gelag het? Hulle funksie moet net ge-her-definieer word. 😆
op Maart 1, 2010 at 7:52 nm Louwie
Huisvrou, daai blonde oomblikke kry ons ouens wat sonder hare is ook van tyd tot tyd.
Die gevaar is dus Demoerin, dat die jagter dalk ook die gejagte gaan wees.
Joh is reg, veral as ons kan leer om vir ons self ook te lag.
Idioot nommer 7 is `n classic 😀
op Maart 2, 2010 at 7:34 vm demoerin
😆 Ek lag daagliks vir myself… ek sukkel veral bietjie met hierdie disleksiese keyboard van my… die dinge wat ek darem sonder opset kwytraak **skud net my kop en glimlag** **smile and wave**
op Maart 2, 2010 at 9:52 nm Louwie
Het net vandag so `n krater van myself gemaak. Plek waar ek altyd koop het gewoonlik net meisies agter die tille, maar vandag sit daar toe twee jong seuns daar. Ek loop na die een toe en sê so ewe goeie more meneer, en voor ek kon vra waarom die manne vandag die til beman toe sien ek my fout. Die kind se hare is vrek kort geskeer en be-brilcream of wat hulle deesdae ook al gebruik, die broek en top is army styl en army kleur en sit soos `n sak aan die kind, daar is geen teken van borsies nie en die oorbel sê niks, maar sy is, as jy mooi kyk, onmiskenbaar meisiekind, miskien gay maar steeds fyn en vroulik.
Ek is verleë, sy is ongemaklik, dalk boos. Wat sê mens? Ek stotter `n verskoning, betaal vir my goed en loop.
Damn, pleks hou ek my bek!