Groot goed | OLGA SE OKSELTJIES
September 5, 2013 at 9:13 nm Olga	3 Kommentaar
Ek het ‘n groot teësin daarin om groot goed te brei of te hekel. Vir groot goed het ek mos ‘n naaimasjien en ‘n omkapmasjien. Maar nou ja, ek het die wol gekoop en kon nie juis ‘n truitjie in dit sien nie. Toe het ek verlede Maandag môre, 26 Aug, maar baie teësinnig baie kettingstekies aangeheg. Vas onder die indruk die jongste projek gaan my tot aan die einde van die jaar besig hou.
Hoe verder ek gehekel het, hoe meer het ek dit geniet. Des te haastiger het ek gehekel om by die volgende kleur uit te kom. Ek wou egter nie die twee, drie rytjies in dieselfde kleur doen nie. Ek het besluit ek sal elke kleur opgebruik voordat ek ‘n volgende kleur begin.
Dit het goed gegaan en Vrydag 30 Aug, het ek die laatste rytjie gehekel aan die baba kombersie van 100 x 120cm. Ek was eintlik vreeslik verbaas. Van elke 100g het net die sowat 3 g oorgebly. Nou sal ek moet gaan wol koop vir nog drie. Ek het mos vier kinders. Al gaan nie een van hulle kinders hê nie, sal hulle dit dan eendag kan gebruik wanneer hulle op die ouetehuis se stoep sit en tee drink om hulle kniee warm te hou.
Verraai	Ek sal terug wees.
1. Klip | September 7, 2013 om 11:21 vm
A Jewish congregation in suburban Boston honours its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid. When he walks into his hotel room, he finds a beautiful nude woman lying on the bed. She greets the Rabbi with, “Hi, Rabbi, I’m a little something extra that the President of the Temple arranged for you.” The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the Temple and shouts, “Greenblatt, what were you thinking? Where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our religious community! I am very angry with you and you have not heard the end of this.” Hearing this, the naked woman gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and asks, “Where are you going? I’m not angry with you.”
2. Klip | September 7, 2013 om 11:22 vm
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, ‘Now that
you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.’
is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.’
Astounded, St. Peter said, ‘Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven’s name could you come up with
‘Hold it, interrupts St. Peter. ‘I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind….but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question.
You are going to love this ?..
Forrest replied. ‘I learnt it from the song,
humor out of life,
3. Klip | September 7, 2013 om 11:29 vm
Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!”
He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts, “I’M A LIGHT BULB! I’M A LIGHT BULB!”
“I can’t work in the feckin’ dark!” says Murphy.
She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says “You know what I want, don’t you?”
“Yeah,” says Paddy. “The whole bed by the looks of it!”
“Be Gone!” he said, “I didn’t even know they had mobile phones!”
So when Paddy’s, 18th birthday came ‘round, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat …and nearly drowned!
Granny looked deeply into Paddy’s, troubled brown eyes and said, “Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in August, ya feckin’ idgit.