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‘n Mens moet ‘n liksêns hê… om dít “amptelik” aan te hoor
“Katkisante weet nie of hul lidmate is ná ‘onwettige belydenis'”, lees ‘n Rapport-berig vanoggend.
As ‘n mens nie ‘n liksêns het nie – ‘n “gelegitimeerde” leraar is nie (!) – en tieners sê die “Belydenis” voor jou op, dan is daai tieners nie lede van Klub Dommerds nie, is hulle nie lidmate van die NG Kerk nie. Die rympie wat die 63 katkisante van die NG gemeente Wilgespruit in Roodepoort opgesê het – voor iemand sónder “die liksêns” is:
En in Jesus Christus, sy eniggebore Seun, ons Here; wat ontvang is van die Heilige Gees, gebore is uit die
‘n “Maagdelike geboorte”!?
“Ter helle neergedaal”!?
“Uit die dode opgestaan”!?
Glo in ‘n “spook”!?
Meen jy gaan “vir éwig leef”!?
Jong mense – wat einde vanjaar matriek moet skryf – oor dissiplines soos die fisika en die biologie – moet verklaar dat hulle onvoorwaardelik aanvaar dat die wêreld deur die een of ander mitiese figuur “geskep” is? Dat daar ‘n “maagdelike geboorte” was!? ‘n “Máágdelike gebóórte”!? Het iemand in hierdie “N G Kerk” al ooit van menslike voortplanting geleer!? Die tieners moet verklaar dat hulle glo dat hulle “vir ewig” gaan leef!? Het iemand in hierdie “N G Kerk” al ooit van biologie gehóór!?
Is hierdie mense – die NG Kerk – geheel en al gestrem?
Om só vir kinders te liég is wálglik!
Ag nee magtag man!
En dan moet ‘n mens ‘n liksêns hê as kinders hierdie ónsin, hierdie wáánsin voor jou verklaar, anders is die kinders nie lede van hierdie bepaalde groep waansinniges nie?
Godsdiens. Dis walglik!
Dit behoort onwéttig te wees om sulke kák aan kinders te verkondig!
En dan moet ‘n mens nog wragtag ‘n liksêns hê om hierdie belaglikhede “amptelik” te maak! Ag nee man!
Het “die kerk” geen skáámte nie!? Géén gewete nie!? Hierdie “bakermat”; hierdie “rentmeester” van moraliteit is gewortel in die grootste leuen ooit.
Ek veronderstel iemand iewers gaan vir my sê dis “metafories”. Ek het dáái een ook al gehoor. Ek is al ‘n paar maal om die blok met die “Kerk”. Metafories. Yeah. Right.
Hei! doemûnies: As dit metafories is, heg dié slotsin aan die “Belydenis” – wanneer julle Belhar die dag byvoeg:
“Dis ‘n pot kak. Amen.”
Ns. Katkisante is wel regmatige lidmate, Ds. J.J. Louw, Voorsitter van die Sinodale Bestuurskommissie, NGK Wes-Transvaal. (Rapport, 25/1/2009)
Written by Nathan Bond January 18, 2009 at 08:11
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Con-tester, die groot mederheid Christenne is teen die optrede wat gebeur het en Jesus se CV is duidelik vir almal om te lees. Blykbaar is dit net julle groep wat dit nie mooi verstaan nie.
March 12, 2009 at 23:21	DW, soos gewoonlik kan jy nie iets sinvol skryf nie en dus moet jy nou ander quoteer.
Nathan, jy ken blykbaar nie Jesus se goeie voorbeeld en blameer nou die hele Christendom asgevolg van een vrot appel. Statestieke blyk nie jou sterk punt te wees nie en gevolglik sal ons dit in ag moet neem wanneer ons jou blog lees.
March 12, 2009 at 23:12	Luckily it appears as if someone with mental ability has taken possession of the Oval Office…
January 21, 2009 at 21:54	DW, if JC were to rock up on Earth today he would end up in Guantanamo Bay in an orange uniform.
And you can’t blame the US customs man: “Hey, this guy had a beard, said he was from Palestine and couldn’t speak no English!”
See: ‘Jesus: The Guantanamo Years’ by Irish comedian Abie Philbin Bowman
January 21, 2009 at 20:52	Daan skryf:”Ek laaik dit as julle goddelose bliksems so kwaad word.”
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he has to say, and make fun of it.” Thomas Carlyle Carlyle at his Zenith
January 19, 2009 at 17:35	Daan
Dit wálg my dat jy nie eens effe skaam voel oor die kak wat die kerk verkondig nie. Ongelóóflik. Ek is verstom dat mense so fôkkin stoepit kan wees.
En ek is woedend dat godgelowiges kinders so kan mishandel en misken. (Soos ek in “Blowjobs en Nagmaal” skryf.) Eintlik is ek nie te verbaas nie, want die Christen god is die grootste kinderhater van alle tye. As jy die mite nou ernstig wil opneem.
January 19, 2009 at 17:18	Hie hie hie hie.
Ek laaik dit as julle goddelose bliksems so kwaad word.
January 19, 2009 at 16:40	Oy vey, so much fuss over so much meaningless ritual. One can only marvel at the glaring magnitude of the logical disconnect and of the dissonant cognition that inheres in the idea that a secular “licence” somehow has the power to legitimise something that allegedly transcends the physical. In a similar vein, there was a fuss some years ago in some US Bostonian Roman Catholic community because of a little girl who could not partake of the Eucharist owing to a severe gluten allergy. Those wafers are wheat-based and supposedly transubstantiate into dinkum human/divine meat – whether that is the attending priest’s, who is acting in persona Christi, or Christ’s is not entirely clear, but it is thought to be that of the latter. One is left to wonder how a gluten allergy can manifest in view of such a miraculous transformation of the proffered viand. Anyhoo, the priest, with the church’s firm backing, refused to accept the use of gluten-free wafers, which the girl’s family had offered to provide and which only really needed some magic incantations to be voiced over them in order that they could be introduced into the relevant doxology. It seems then that the RCC knows something about mammalian tissue that biologists and medical scientists do not, namely that gluten is an indispensable ingredient in its manufacture.
P.S. Even although the bugger’s been completely indolent these past two millennia, Jesus’ CV must be something to behold…
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