Gertruida’s Theory on the BIG Funeral | Rolbos ©
11 Replies	“Listen, I tell you: it’s all been orchestrated.” Gertruida sits back with a smug look. “They’re going for big stakes here.”
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11 thoughts on “Gertruida’s Theory on the BIG Funeral”	melroseinpretoria June 27, 2013 at 12:29 am	Gertruida se hipotese en sesde sintuig het raakpunte met di ware scenario wat afspeel. Hy is beslis in ‘n koma met ventilator wat hom dwing om asem te haal. Dalk is daar nie eers meer bloeddruk en net flou hartklop oor . Of dalk le hy klaar “instasie” Maar die mediasirkus gaan groter wees as wat die sokkerwèreldbeker was ek dink ons is in vir ‘n surprize! Daar kan dalk selfs looters en geweld wag met anti-Mandela oukies…wie weet dalk was Siener van Rensburg reg….hy het voorspel van die eerste swartman wat SA gaan regeer en die hele wêreld wat hom gan vereer en dat hy met sy hande omhoog in Engeland gaan staan (bronsbeeld van Mandela in Engeland) dalk moet ons hoor wat se Gertruida van die post-begrafnis gebeure wat voorspel sy….moet ons blikkies kos koop en ander voorrade opgaar en in bunkers en in die boendoes gaan wegkruip?
Reply ↓	Amos van der Merwe Post authorJune 27, 2013 at 12:34 am	Heehee – Gertruida dink ng hieroor, maar sy’t nie kerse en bully beef gekoop nie. Sy reken die nasie gaan rou. Hopelik is sy reg…
Reply ↓	Heilana Coetzee June 27, 2013 at 12:47 am	Ja daar is soveel empatie wat instroom en mooi songs wat self Zuma sing en skoolkids met kerse amper in soos met Di se begrafnis….dalk “unite” dit SA…. Dalk het ons die bully bief en kerse nodig voor of na die verkiesing volgende jaar net soos in 1994! Maar die geskiedenis herhaal homself so dis dalk beter om layby by Sammmie se winkel te neem en al die stock terug te vat as niks weereens gerealiseer het van die doemprofete se voorspellings !!! Dankie vir die goeie storie oor Gertruida se gevolgtrekkings uit ‘n goed opgestlse hipotese oor die feite van die gebeure.
Reply ↓	Amos van der Merwe Post authorJune 27, 2013 at 12:53 am	Dankie, Heilana…Sammie het goeie voorraad. Rolbos, volgens hom, is okei…:-)
Reply ↓	Pingback: Gertruida’s Theory on the BIG Funeral | Official Site of Henri Le Riche adinparadise June 27, 2013 at 1:48 pm	Gertruida has got it all worked out. She wasn’t born yesterday. 🙂
Reply ↓	Amos van der Merwe Post authorJune 27, 2013 at 2:11 pm	She’s clever, that one…
Reply ↓	Bridge Builder June 27, 2013 at 3:51 pm	I am convinced Gertruida will also tell you Edward Snowden was given the order by the CIA to tell the world how all our moves are already monitored by the clandestine services of the world- what better disguise to deliver intimidation as a “whistleblower”…
It is not unwise to have a self sufficient farm these days, and since Rolbos is fiction and we can talk satirically Rolbos can still be a place to say what everyone thinks without City Press publishing your tweets or facebook statements on a sunday :-)))
Reply ↓	Amos van der Merwe Post authorJune 27, 2013 at 4:15 pm	Ah, the delicious humour only found in Boggel’s Place! And yes, maybe Gertruida is a conspiracy theory specialist, but oh boy! don’t we just have such a lot of fun with her!
Reply ↓	Bridge Builder June 28, 2013 at 2:37 pm	🙂 I am reminded of that little picture that made it’s round on facebook a while ago, the one sheep in the heard telling the others: I bet the dog is working together with the man … and the other sheep just saying: nah …. 🙂
Amos van der Merwe Post authorJune 28, 2013 at 5:54 pm	so true…