Dangerous Toys
Dangerous Toys is an American, Austin, Texas-based rock band, with often humorous lyrics. Founded in 1987, Dangerous Toys released four full-length albums and one live album before unofficially disbanding at the turn of the millennium. The band found mainstream success with its debut album "Dangerous Toys" (1989), which featured the singles "Teas'n, Pleas'n" and "Scared" and was certified gold by the RIAA five years after its release. Their next two albums, "Hellacious Acres" (1991) and "Pissed" (1994), were not as successful as the self-titled debut, but also received acclaim. Although they have not released any  new material since their fourth studio album "The R*tist 4*merly Known as Dangerous Toys" (1995), Dangerous Toys have continued to perform live over the years. History. Early days and first two albums (1987–1991). Dangerous Toys was formed in October 1987. Jason McMaster, singer for Watchtower, was invited by Tim Trembley to join his band, Onyxx, as singer. Onyxx included Scott Dalhover (guitar), Mark Geary (drums) and Mike Watson (bass). In 1988, now calling themselves Dangerous Toys, the band was signed to Columbia Records, after a publishing representative had signed them to a deal in March at South-By-Southwest. Soon  afterwards Tim Trembley left the band and they were without a second guitarist. On their eponymous debut album, which was produced by Max Norman (Megadeth, Ozzy Osbourne), Scott Dalhover played all the guitar tracks. Shortly before its release, guitarist Danny Aaron joined; despite not playing on the album, he appears on the back cover. Released in May 1989, "Dangerous Toys" gave the band its major breakthrough, peaking at number 65 on the "Billboard" 200, receiving gold certification by the RIAA, and the singles "Teas'n Pleas'n" and "Scared" enjoying heavy rotation on MTV's "Headbangers Ball". Dangerous Toys toured worldwide in  support of the album during 1989 and 1990, performing from clubs to arenas and amphitheaters with such acts as The Cult, L.A. Guns, Stryper, Faster Pussycat, The Almighty, Bonham and Junkyard. Dangerous Toys also contributed to a song on the soundtrack for the 1989 Wes Craven movie "Shocker", "Demon Bell (The Ballad of Horace Pinker)". In 1991, their second album, "Hellacious Acres", was released. It was produced by Roy Thomas Baker, who had produced albums for several major rock artists (The Cars, Queen, Journey), and featured the singles "Sticks and Stones" and "Line 'Em Up"; videos were shot for both  of them and received some airplay on "Headbangers Ball". However, the singles did not chart and the album was not as successful as the self-titled debut, ending up at number 67 on the "Billboard" 200 chart. Shortly after embarking on the Operation Rock & Roll tour with Judas Priest, Alice Cooper, Motörhead and Metal Church, Dangerous Toys was dropped from Columbia. Lineup changes and two more albums (1992–1998). In 1992, Danny Aaron left the band and was replaced by Kevin Fowler. Fowler never played on a Dangerous Toys album, but he did tour with the band - performing in over 200  live shows during 1993. In January 1994, Paul Lidel of Dirty Looks, a hard rock band from Erie, Pennsylvania, replaced Fowler. The third Dangerous Toys album, "Pissed" (DMZ/Dos/Antones [USA], Bullet Proof [Europe]. 1994), was full of pent up anger, bile, and venom. The band's lyrics and attitude became harsher and the music had a darker tone, with song titles like "Loser" and "Hard Luck Champion." In 1994, just after they finished recording the "Pissed" album, bassist Mike Watson was replaced by Michael Hannon from Salty Dog (Geffen). Hannon toured with the band, performing in over 200 shows  during 1994 and 1995. After touring, Hannon left, so Jason McMaster played bass in addition to performing lead vocals. The band considered changing their name, but stuck with Dangerous Toys, even poking fun at their name on the title of their fourth (and final) studio album to date; "The R-tist 4-merly Known as Dangerous Toys" (DMZ/Dos/Antones. 1995). The humor backfired: fan reaction was not favorable and the album barely sold. Later years (1999–present). In 1999 Dangerous Toys released a live album, "Vitamins and Crash Helmets Tour-Live Greatest Hits" (Deadline/Cleopatra). After that, band activity  slowed. Singer Jason McMaster performs in various Austin-based rock-bands, including Sad Wings, Capricorn USA, and Broken Teeth a band formed in 1999 with Dangerous Toys guitarist Paul Lidel. Lidel left Broken Teeth in 2006 and now writes and performs with Adrenaline Factor, Jokerville, and 99 Crimes. Lidel is also a music instructor who trains future would-be guitar rockstars. Drummer Mark Geary and bassist Mike Watson record and perform in an Austin-based heavy metal band called Proof Of Life. In 2001, they played a few shows in their hometown of Austin, Texas and in Tokyo, Japan, rejoined  by their original bassist, Mike Watson. They reunited for another set of live shows in Austin and Tokyo during February 2003, Austin in May 2005, and at Bat Fest (an annual Austin event) with Rhino Bucket in September 2006. Portions of the 2006 show were recorded and initially intended for release as "XX", a 20-year career retrospective CD/DVD. The "XX" project was postponed indefinitely in mid-2007. The band was also rumored to be working on a new album during this period, but nothing has come out of it. In 2006, "Teas'n, Pleas'n" was covered by Shadows Fall on  their compilation album "Fallout from the War", featuring guest vocals from Toys' vocalist Jason McMaster. In 2007, Dangerous Toys recorded a cover of Lynyrd Skynyrd's hit song "Simple Man" for An All Star Tribute to Lynyrd Skynyrd, (Deadline/Cleopatra). Also in 2007, they performed an unannounced short set at the end of a show featuring the member's current bands (Adrenaline Factor, Proof of Life and Broken Teeth). In 2008 they performed a handful of shows. Most notable was a 20th Anniversary show in Austin, TX, on November 8, with all original band members. In March 2012, McMaster married  photographer Kate Patten in a private ceremony in West Hollywood, CA. In 2017, it was announced that Dangerous Toys had signed a deal with EMP Label Group, the label of Megadeth bassist David Ellefson to reissue remastered versions of several of the band's catalog releases including "Pissed", "The R*tist 4*merly Known as Dangerous Toys", and "XX: Live". "Pissed" was re-released on September 8, 2017 on Vinyl LP, Picture Disc, and CD. Though not a full-time ongoing band, Dangerous Toys is still active as of 2020, performing at least one live show every year. McMaster had stated in  interviews there would be no new material under the Dangerous Toys name, but would never rule it out. Despite McMaster's previous statements, Dangerous Toys guitarist Scott Dalhover revealed on his Facebook page in September 2018 that he was working on demos with him for what will be the band's fifth studio album. During their performance at the Rocklanta festival in Atlanta on March 30, 2019, they performed their first song in 24 years "Hold Your Horses".