Bat Pussy
Bat Pussy is an American pornographic film, believed to have been produced and possibly released in the early 1970s. Ostensibly a spoof of the 1966–1968 "Batman" television series, it has been cited as the earliest example of a pornographic parody film and more infamously considered to be the worst pornographic film ever made. Released in relative obscurity and near-anonymity, "Bat Pussy" was discovered in the storeroom of a Memphis, Tennessee adult movie theater in the mid-1990s and subsequently issued on home video by exploitation film distributor Something Weird Video. No credits or copyright information can be found  on this print, and as a result, nothing is known for certain about its production or who was involved; it is not known who made the film or even stars in it. Since its video release, it has attracted a cult following among exploitation and pornography fans for its notoriously poor quality, with most reviews criticizing its technical flaws, bizarre dialogue, and the sexual ineptitude and physical unattractiveness of its lead actors, who are known only by the names they receive in the film itself. Plot. Purportedly set in Gotham City, the loose plot of "Bat Pussy" primarily focuses on  married couple Buddy and Sam in the bedroom of a small apartment. While reading an issue of "Screw" magazine, Buddy is inspired to experiment with oral sex on Sam and the two spend the remainder of the film together in bed, alternating between cunnilingus, fingering and fellatio, despite Buddy's visibly and perpetually flaccid penis. Throughout these scenes, Buddy and Sam continually insult and argue over each other's sexual performance. Meanwhile, across town at Bat Pussy's Secret Warehouse Hideout, Bat Pussy's alter ego Dora Dildo awaits for her "super senses" to alert her to nearby trouble – the  film's sole bit of narration explains that she can sense crime "when her twat begins to twitch". Angrily sensing that someone is about to "shoot a fuck movie" in her "holy Gotham City" without her, she proceeds to change into her Bat Pussy outfit and slowly travel across the "city" (which is actually a park) on an inflatable space hopper, stopping only to urinate behind some bushes and thwart an attempted rape or mugging by beating the attacker with her space hopper. Back at Buddy and Sam's, Buddy starts taking pictures of Sam's vagina to sell and  make a fortune with when Bat Pussy breaks into their room and confronts them. They immediately engage in a threesome involving the use of a dildo until Bat Pussy suddenly puts on her costume and vanishes, bringing the film to an abrupt end. Discovery and release. Virtually nothing is known about the production of "Bat Pussy", as the film bears no credits and no names have been publicly associated with the film. There is no known record of "Bat Pussy"s existence prior to the 1990s, when musician and filmmaker Mike McCarthy (known for creating the 2009 film "Cigarette Girl") discovered  roughly 200 boxes of vintage Super 8 and 16 mm pornographic films and porn loops in the back room of the Paris adult movie theater in Memphis, Tennessee, among which was a 600-foot 16mm reel labeled "BATPUSSY". McCarthy contacted Mike Vraney, founder of exploitation film distributor Something Weird Video, and Vraney purchased the Paris Theater's collection for $1000. Despite being found in Tennessee, it is uncertain where "Bat Pussy" was filmed. Based on the actors' heavy southern accents, McCarthy believes the film was shot in the "Mid-South area": "That is to say, around Memphis, Tennessee  (or nearby Arkansas, Alabama, or Mississippi)". In a 2013 interview with "Seattle Weekly" about the documentary film "That's Sexploitation!", in which "Bat Pussy" is briefly featured, Vraney mentioned that the film was likely made in Texas, saying "I love sexploitation movies made in Texas, just because these girls have these amazing accents. In "Bat Pussy", that girl's accent is hilarious". Following the film's 2K restoration, it was discovered that the actor who plays "Buddy" has an Arkansas Razorbacks tattoo on his buttock. The year of "Bat Pussy"s production is also of debate. Although the Internet Movie  Database and the Internet Adult Film Database both list a year of 1973, Something Weird more vaguely dates it as "1970s". The issue of "Screw" magazine which Buddy is reading from at the beginning of the film has a cover date of September 14, 1970. In the audio commentary of "Bat Pussy"s Blu-ray release, the commentators even dispute Wikipedia's listed date of the "early 1970s", believing it to have more likely been made around 1968 or 1969, but this notion is disproven by the 1970 issue of "Screw" seen in the film. Something Weird released "Bat Pussy" on  VHS in 1996 as a double feature with the 1973 film "Baby Bubbles", forming volume 23 of "Bucky Beaver's Dragon Art Theatre Triple XXX-Rated Double Feature". This version of "Bat Pussy" is preceded by a vintage theatrical introduction to the Dragon Art Theater by theater owner and exploitation film producer Donn Davison, though it is uncertain whether "Bat Pussy" actually played at the Dragon Art Theater. The "Bat Pussy"/"Baby Bubbles" double feature was later reissued as a print on demand DVD-R in 2007, and as of 2017, is also available as a digital download through the Something  Weird website. On November 10, 2016, the American Genre Film Archive announced it would be partnering with Something Weird Video to release a 2K restoration of "Bat Pussy" on Blu-ray the following year. After nearly a year's worth of restoration, an official press release was finally published on September 20, 2017, announcing a release date of October 17, alongside a humorous emphasis that the film had been banned from sale on Amazon.com due to its pornographic content. The restored print of "Bat Pussy" made its world premiere at the Fantastic Fest film festival in Austin, Texas on  September 23, 2017. "Bat Pussy" was released on Blu-ray on October 17, 2017, featuring audio commentary by members of the Something Weird and American Genre Film Archive, liner notes by McCarthy and Something Weird's Lisa Petrucci, several archival shorts and trailers from the Something Weird vaults and the 1971 pornographic short "Robot Sex Slaves" as a bonus film. On February 14, 2019, the American Genre Film Archive announced that Something Weird's Lisa Petrucci had located a second 16mm copy which included footage missing from the ending of the previously found print. Reception. Since its initial video  release, "Bat Pussy" has achieved cult status as the worst pornographic movie ever made, with Gawker Medias io9 proclaiming it "the absolute nadir of pornography, period. Not just Batman-themed pornography. ALL pornography". In a 2014 interview, Tim Lewis, the general manager of Something Weird Video, selected "Bat Pussy" as the one film "so nuts it has to be seen to be believed" out of Something Weird's entire catalog of over 2,500 schlock and exploitation films, mentioning it was "only for the truly jaded adult film viewer". "[T]hanks to some incredibly unarousing sex and a general attitude of awfulness , nearly every aspect of Bat Pussy" has been heavily criticized. General critiques of the film involved its acting, technical quality and the slipshod nature of its low-budget production: for example, the director can be heard giving actors various directions throughout the film, while a crew member can be heard audibly belching during one of the sex scenes. In the final scene, Buddy frequently refers to Bat Pussy as "Batwoman" before being corrected by the other actor. Some of "Bat Pussy"s harshest criticisms were often focused on the unattractiveness of the film's actors, in particular Buddy and Sam, who  PornParody.com wrote were "physically unappealing specimens [...] even by the looser standards of 1970s porn" and "AV Maniacs" bluntly described as "two white trash, out of shape, drunk on Schlitz yokels". Something Weird Video described the two actors' seemingly unscripted dialogue - consisting mostly of insults and vulgar non sequiturs such as "My horoscope says I'm going to fuck you in the nose" - as "almost surreal", likening it to the "babbling" of "two escaped mental patients". The largest area of criticism was placed on "Bat Pussy"s sex scenes, which have been heavily derided for their uniquely unappealing and unerotic qualities, as  well as Buddy's visible impotence. Multiple reviewers have labeled "Bat Pussy" "anti-porn" for its "unarousing" depiction of sex and nudity. Brad Jones of "The Cinema Snob" called it both "anti-porn" and "anti-sexy", while "AV Maniacs" not only agreed with the "anti-porn" title but also contested its categorization as pornography, as "there is no discernible 'fucking' in it" and it "completely and utterly fails to elicit even the minutest amount of arousal in its viewers". "The Snipe" concurred, describing "Bat Pussy" as "the boner-killer of all time[...] Only a psychopath or possibly a replicant could  withstand let alone enjoy a document so barren or unflinching in its contempt for humanity". "Radiation-Scarred Reviews" wrote "This is the sort of sex film you show teenagers to encourage abstinence because it just makes the act of fornication seem so repulsive, so utterly disgusting that it seems unthinkable to perform". Cult film website "Movies About Girls" concurred that it "does not work, on any level" but was nevertheless "stunningly weird, grubby, and ugly, an unintentionally hilarious bit of homespun cinematic folk-art so senseless, so maddeningly random in its execution that it very nearly approaches some sort of  terrible genius". Following "Bat Pussy"s Blu-ray release in 2017, a resurgence of reviews from cult movie websites further solidified the film's sordid reputation among genre fans. Cinapse dubbed it ""The Room" of porno", "definitely hilarious in a so-bad-it's-good way" and a "gloriously amazing car crash of a film", while "Deadline Hollywood" considered it "one of the most sought-after lost films in the history of exploitation cinema", describing it as "what happens when your wildest dreams and most horrifying nightmares collide in an explosion of flaccid stupefaction". "Cinepunx", admitting the film was "exceptionally, peerlessly excruciating ...a fleshy, unsightly "Groundhog Day" of torturous porn purgatory", called it a "genuinely fascinating time capsule of regional filmmaking", noting "any fan of oddball trash cinema owes themselves at least one viewing of this strange, cinematic car crash". FilmMonthly singled out "Bat Pussy" as "a bizarre artifact", "unquestionably one of the strangest, most mysterious, and most outrageously entertaining" title in Something Weird's archives and "spectacularly un-erotic", calling it a "must-have" for exploitation fans. "Birth. Movies. Death.", however, was less enthusiastic, acknowledging "it's difficult to describe just how fucking bad it is" but claiming "the absurdity wears  out its welcome rather quickly" and concluding ""Bat Pussy" is nothing more than a morbid curio for those who have seen it all – a campfire tale whose origins are probably best left to the imagination". On a slightly more positive angle, "Bat Pussy" has been cited by both "The Daily Telegraph" and io9 as one of the earliest known examples of a pornographic parody film. "PornParody.com", a website dedicated to reviewing porn parodies, considers "Bat Pussy" to be either the first or the earliest known surviving example of a superhero pornographic parody film, a category which has since become a  major subgenre of pornographic films following the success of 2010's "" by the superhero-based adult film company Vivid Superhero. However, reviewers have also criticized the parody aspects of "Bat Pussy": the book "The Many More Lives of Batman" edited by William Uricchio, Will Brooker and Roberta Pearson - also describing it as "the worst porn ever made" - wrote that the film contains none of the core components of the character beyond "a pun in the title and a limited attempt to recreate some of the recognizable costumes".