Holidays on Ice
Holidays on Ice is a 1997 collection of essays and stories about Christmas, some new and some previously published, by David Sedaris. Sedaris is named by "Time" as America's Favorite Humorist and was named by "The Economist" as one of the funniest writers alive. This is one of his first works, which when originally published, was re-released with additional new passages, most of which have been previously cited by other authors. Some online fans have written that Sedaris' style of writing on this particular collection is precise, at times dark, and very funny. The most  popular essay is “Santaland Diaries”, which is Sedaris’ take on working as an elf at a department store grotto during Christmas season. "Holidays on Ice" was re-released in October 2008 by publisher, Little, Brown & Company. The book has 176 pages. Contents. SantaLand Diaries. "SantaLand Diaries" recounts Sedaris' experiences working as an elf at Macy's department store. The essay was originally broadcast on NPR, and is also included in Sedaris' first book "Barrel Fever". Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!! A Christmas letter from the Dunbar clan detailing matriarch Mrs. Dunbar's slow descent into insanity during  the holiday season — belied by her insistently cheerful tone — as she is forced to cope with the discovery of her husband's infidelity, the resultant prostitute stepdaughter left in their care, and her drug-addict daughter's premature pregnancy. Also first published in "Barrel Fever". Dinah, the Christmas Whore. Sedaris recalls the Christmas that he was taken on a late-night ride downtown by his sister, Lisa, to rescue a prostitute from her abusive boyfriend. This story was also published in Sedaris' 1997 book "Naked". Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol. A review of the local grade school's Christmas  pageant. Based on a True Story. Where a member of the media begs a church congregation for information on a heartbreaking story. Christmas Means Giving. Where battling neighbors try to outdo each other with holiday generosity.