Cruijffiaans
Cruijffiaans is the name given to the way of speaking, or a collection of sayings, made famous by Dutch association football player and coach Johan Cruijff (1947–2016), particularly "one-liners that hover somewhere between the brilliant and the banal". An example is ""Je moet altijd zorgen dat je één doelpunt meer scoort als de tegenstander"" (You always have to make sure that you score one goal more than your opponent.) Description. Cruijff's Dutch was not the generally accepted variation ("Algemeen Beschaafd Nederlands" or "ABN"), according to linguist Jan Stroop. Lexically, "Cruijffiaans" is noted for its syncretism of highly  diverse linguistic registers, and combines a working class Amsterdam dialect and football lingo with words not frequently found in the language of football. Semantically, "Cruijffiaans" contains many tautologies and paradoxes that, while appearing mundane or self-evident, suggest a deeper level of meaning, a mysterious layer not normally attainable for the average speaker or listener. Syntactically, it uses the rules of Dutch grammar selectively and freely reorganizes word order. Other quirks, for instance, are that "Cruijffiaans" knows only one relative pronoun, "wie". Cruijff's aphorisms, neologisms, and bastardizations have proven influential, having been the subject of some ridicule, praise, and  linguistic investigation. His pronouncements oscillate between pithy aphorism and "endless monologue"; Kees Fens said "Cruijffiaans" was an essayistic style that compares to stream of consciousness prose. Legacy. A poll in 2007 by Amsterdam newspaper "Het Parool" asking readers about their favorite Cruijff saying found that it was "Elk nadeel hep zijn voordeel" ("Every disadvantage has its advantage"--"hep" being the Amsterdam pronunciation of "heeft"; linguist Jan Stroop noted that Renate Rubinstein had used that expression before Cruijff did, but thinks it unlikely Cruijff had gotten it from her), followed closely by "Als ik zou willen dat je het begreep, legde ik  het wel beter uit" ("If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better"). While Stroop said Cruijffiaans frequently was more murky than enlightening and that Cruijff's language was accepted because it was his, journalist and television presenter Hanneke Groenteman said it was hypnotic. The Johan Cruyff Foundation, which promotes sports activity especially for disabled children, sells Delftware tiles with some of his expressions. In 2014, the organization published a daily calendar.