Irma la Douce
Irma la Douce (, "Irma the Sweet") is a 1963 American romantic comedy film directed by Billy Wilder from a screenplay he co-wrote with I. A. L. Diamond, based on the 1956 French stage musical of the same name by Marguerite Monnot and Alexandre Breffort. The film stars Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine. Plot. Nestor Patou, an honest policeman, has been transferred from the Bois de Boulogne to Les Halles, a more urban neighborhood in Paris. He finds a street full of prostitutes working at the Hotel Casanova and raids the place. The inspector fires Nestor, who  is mistakenly framed for bribery. Kicked off the force and humiliated, Nestor finds himself drawn to the very neighborhood that ended his career with the Paris police—returning to Chez Moustache, a popular tavern for prostitutes and pimps. Down on his luck, Nestor befriends Irma la Douce, a popular prostitute. He reluctantly accepts, as a confidante, the proprietor of Chez Moustache, a man known only as Moustache. In a running joke, Moustache tells of a storied prior life, claiming to have been, among other things, an attorney, a colonel in the Foreign Legion, and a doctor who worked with Albert  Schweitzer in Africa, ending with the repeated line, "but that's another story". After saving Irma from her abusive pimp, Hippolyte, Nestor moves in with her, and unwittingly becomes Irma's new pimp. Nestor becomes infatuated and devises a plan to derail Irma's life as a prostitute. With the help of Moustache, Nestor disguises himself as Lord X, a wealthy English lord, who becomes Irma's sole client. Lord X has supposedly been rendered impotent by his service in World War II but is eager to support her in exchange for two visits each week. To pay for Lord  X's exclusive access, Nestor works in the marketplace. Away every night and too tired to make love, Irma thinks he is having an affair. Irma seduces Lord X and persuades him to take her to England. At that point, Nestor decides to end the charade and kill off his alter ego. Unaware he is being tailed by Hippolyte, he tosses his disguise into the Seine. Seeing Lord X's clothes floating in the water, Hippolyte concludes Nestor murdered him. Arrested and sent to prison, Nestor escapes when he discovers that Irma is pregnant. He narrowly avoids being recaptured when  the police search for him at the apartment; donning his old uniform, Nestor blends in with the other police and eludes capture. With the help of Hippolyte, Nestor arranges for the police to search for him along the Seine from which, dressed as Lord X, he emerges. Vindicated of the murder, Nestor and Irma agree to get married. At the church, Irma goes into labor and has their baby. Moustache identifies the real Lord X as a guest. As Lord X leaves, a clearly baffled Moustache looks at the audience. Production. The film was conceived as Marilyn Monroe's vehicle  in 1962. The project would have reunited her with Wilder and Lemmon, both of whom had worked with her on "Some Like It Hot". After Monroe's death, Shirley MacLaine was cast in the film after starring in "The Apartment". MacLaine was paid $350,000 plus a percentage. Reception. The film was successful, grossing $25,246,588 worldwide on a budget of $5 million. It was the fifth highest-grossing film of 1963, earning an estimated $12 million in North America. "Irma la Douce" earned over $15 million in worldwide rentals, but because of profit participation for Wilder  and the two stars, United Artists only made a profit of $440,000 during the film's theatrical run. Bosley Crowther of "The New York Times" called it "a brisk and bubbly film" with Lemmon "little short of brilliant" and MacLaine having "a wonderously casual and candid air that sweeps indignation before it and leaves one sweetly enamoured of her." "Variety" praised the "scintillating performances" by Lemmon and MacLaine but thought that the film "lacks the originality of some of Wilder's recent efforts" and that the 147-minute running time was "an awfully long haul for a frivolous farce ." Philip K. Scheuer of the "Los Angeles Times" reported that "I found it a brilliant, though outrageously outspoken comedy." Richard L. Coe of "The Washington Post" panned the film as "overblown and overlong, two hours and three quarters tediously spent on a single joke." "The Monthly Film Bulletin" wrote, "Though the film stretches for two and a third hours, and rarely ventures away from the two principals and the studio-built Rue Casanova, the humour and spontaneity endure surprisingly well ... most credit goes to Shirley MacLaine and Jack Lemmon for yet another "tour de force" of comedy playing." The film  gave 76% ratings on Rotten Tomatoes based on 21 reviews. Soundtrack. All compositions by André Previn, using themes by Marguerite Monnot. The film also features an a cappella enticement song set to the tune of "Alouette". Others. In 1968, the Egyptian film "Afrit Mirati" (My Wife's Goblin) starring Shadia and Salah Zulfikar contained a soundtrack titled "Irma la Douce" performed by Shadia. The Egyptian film خمسة باب (khamsa bab) was based on the story in "Irma la Douce", with Nadia El Guindy playing the part of Tragy, the Egyptian Irma character.