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: ali say hi and ayşe say fuck. ali say are you sure ayşe yes hehe ayşe say: hi ali say: i wanna fuck you ayşe say: fuck off son of a bitch ali say: what i said? :/ Yeni bir iş, yeni bir aş, yeni bir hayat. Sil baştan başlamak gerek bazen modunda. Artık buralarda yokum :) Hepinizi seviyorum, muck.

: ali say hi and ayşe say fuck. ali say are you sure ayşe yes hehe hacı bana güzel fıkralar lazım bu ne ya :) https://soundcloud.com/arestahasan << Hasan GNÜLTAŞ >>

: haklısında ingiliz ve amrikanların espiri anlayışı ble ben ne yapayım:) dostum ondan değil amerikan ingilizcesi ile yazmışsın o yüzden anlayamadılar:) Camınızı kırar, duvarınıza işer, bisikletinize biner, tekerini keser, arabanızı çizer, zilinize basar kaçarım. Kısacası ben annenizin sokağa çıkarken uzak dur dediği çocuklardan biriyim.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcHfPpLGWB4&feature=related Beni en çok güldüren fıkra buydu :)) Rus ile aldatmayanı etmeli takdir, tek biri ile uslanmayanın hakkı kçektir.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8q1pd_italian-speaking-english_fun -- An arabic man was interviewed in US Embassy. Officer:Your name please? Man: Abdoul Rehman O: Sex? M: Six to ten times a week. O: No, I mean male or female? M: Both male and female and sometimes camels. O: Oh my god isn't it hostile? M: Horse style, doggy style, any style. O: Oh dear! M: Deer? No deer, they run too fast. sigara değil, balık olan.

: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcHfPpLGWB4&feature=related Beni en çok güldüren fıkra buydu :)) güzell hocam dğr müritlerede çok teşekkür ediyorum elinde olan varsa bir kaç tane daha yazarsa sevinirim yok sada canınız sağolsun https://soundcloud.com/arestahasan << Hasan GNÜLTAŞ >>

: En sevdiğim üçü... :D Her türlü çek senet tahsilatı yapılır. Zenginden alınıp fakire verilir. Fakirin topuklarına sıkılır.

haklısında ingiliz ve amrikanların espiri anlayışı ble ben ne yapayım:) https://t. me/pump_upp

cem yılmazın video süpermiş ya :D Ardından yüz kpek havlamayan kurt, kurt sayılmaz..

two factory workers are talking. the woman says, i can make the boss give me the day off. the man asks "and how would you do that?" the woman says "just wait and see" she then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. the boss comes in and screams "what are you doing?" the woman answers, "im a light bulb." the boss then adds "you've been working so much that you've gone crazy. i think you need to take the day off." the man begin to follow her and the boss shouts "Where are you going?".. the man says, im going home i cant work in the dark." make total destroy

: @ Badass: ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. Birçok güzel anekdot yazmışsın da en çok bunu tuttum! Resmen Koptum Buna Yav :) Keşke yılbaşından nce okusaydım, belki yıla güle güle lerek girmiş olurdum :) :) evet bu kısım çok komikti hacı eee mürtiler başka fkra yok mu? https://soundcloud.com/arestahasan << Hasan GNÜLTAŞ >>

: An arabic man was interviewed in US Embassy. Officer:Your name please? Man: Abdoul Rehman O: Sex? M: Six to ten times a week. O: No, I mean male or female? M: Both male and female and sometimes camels. O: Oh my god isn't it hostile? M: Horse style, doggy style, any style. O: Oh dear! M: Deer? No deer, they run too fast. bu güzeldi, yarışmaya bununla katıl bence yada cmylmz ın fıkrayı birebir yaz :D

: haklısında ingiliz ve amrikanların espiri anlayışı ble ben ne yapayım:) Yok be birader, on senedir amerikada yasiyorum hic boyle bir fikra olcagini zannetmezdim. Bu bir turkun fikrasi gibi. :) FIkra 1 What would you say? A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question, please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie". Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?" "Now tell me, what the f #k would you say?" Baska bir secenek olarak cikip ben fikra yerine amerikada olmus mahkeme olaylarini paylasmak istiyorum diye bilirsin. These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty. ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? ATTORNEY: So the date of conception was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh... I was gettin' laid! ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p. m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh... are you qualified to ask that question? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. FIkra 3 I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next.". They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.

@ Badass: ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. Birçok güzel anekdot yazmışsın da en çok bunu tuttum! Resmen Koptum Buna Yav :) Keşke yılbaşından nce okusaydım, belki yıla güle güle lerek girmiş olurdum :) Bir işi: " BİLMEYEN " ELEŞTİRİR, " AZ BİLEN " AKIL VERİR, " YAPAMAYAN " ÇAMUR ATAR, " BİLEN " YAPAR.

The Can Me But The, Sea Can Me War :D Türkiyede kim sevdiği işi yapıyor ki?

CMYLMZ diyosun haci :D TBT

Merhaba müritler okulda bir yarışma var. Elinizde yada bildiğiniz komik fıkralar varsa bekliyorum yardımcı olursanız sevinirim... https://soundcloud.com/arestahasan << Hasan GNÜLTAŞ >>

En sevdiğim üçü. Not almıştım: 1. Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?"Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!"His father says, "Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?""Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'" 2. A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary... have you changed your sex?""No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead" 3. One day a kid was sitting at home waiting for his relatives to come over. He overheard his parents fighting with each other yelling "YOU BITCH" "YOU BASTARD". Being so young, the kid had never heard those words before and asked his parents what they meant. They replied by saying "Bitch means lady and bastard means gentlemen". Satisfied with this answer the boy went to his room. Then he heard the neighbors having sex. They were repeating the words "DICK and "CUNT" over and over and over. Again, the boy was curious and asked his parents what those words meant. Thinking fast, his mother said "Dick means coat and cunt means jackets."Once again the boy was satisfied with the answer and headed to the bathroom, but his father was shaving and the boy had to wait. Fearing that the boy might wet himself, the father shaved faster. He went a little to quick and ended up cutting himself, "SHIT!!!!!" he yelled. "What's shit mean daddy," the boy asked. The father, stuck for an answer said, "it means shaving cream."The boy did his "business" and his dad went back to shaving. His next stop was the kitchen, there he saw his mother preparing the turkey. As she reached for a knife she ended up cutting herself. "AW FUCK!!", she yelled. "What's fuck mean mommy", the boy asked. "It means stuffing the turkey."Finally, the guest arrived, the boy went to the door and said, "Hello bitches and bastards, may I take your dicks and cunts? Dad's in the bathroom putting shit on his face and Mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey! Reecep Tayyip'in Askerleriyiz

: ali say hi and ayşe say fuck. ali say are you sure ayşe yes hehe :D:D:D

: @ Badass: ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. Birçok güzel anekdot yazmışsın da en çok bunu tuttum! Resmen Koptum Buna Yav :) Keşke yılbaşından nce okusaydım, belki yıla güle güle lerek girmiş olurdum :) muauha :D süper lan :D