Read it and you too can be shocked... if you shuffle your feet on the carpet and touch a doorknob while you are reading it.
(you; too can be shocked; ) (you; shuffle; your feet) (you; touch; a doorknob; T:while you are reading it) (you; are reading; it)
you you you you
too can be shocked shuffle touch are reading
your feet
a doorknob T:while you are reading it
it