Assertion: polonium | /r/CapableOf | pick up its welfare check
Facets:
value: in the morning
type: TEMPORAL
value: at the downtown post office
type: LOCATION
Source sentences:
text: It is classified by politically-correct weenies as a "post-transition metal", a euphemism which completely fails to disguise the fact that polonium is simply a "poor metal" that picks up its welfare check at the downtown post office in the morning, and spends the rest of the day playing grab-ass down at the park with other soft, weak poseurs like aluminum, mercury and lead.