  A nonnoetherian spacetime is a Lorentzian manifold that contains a set of
causal curves with no distinct interior points. We show that on such a
spacetime, hidden within the free Dirac Lagrangian is the entire standard model
(with four massive neutral scalar bosons), with the correct spin, electric
charge, color charge, and relative mass orderings of each particle.
Furthermore, using two 'fusion rules', we are able to reproduce almost all of
the standard model trivalent vertices, as well as electroweak parity violation.
Finally, we find that on a nonnoetherian spacetime, C, P, and T each sit in a
different connected component of the full Lorentz group, and their product is
the identity.
